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        <H1>My Geek Code (v3.1) says....</H1> 
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        <CODE>GMC > $ d- s: a C++ U P L E- W N * o + K- w O M V-- PS+++ PE Y PGP+ t 5?! X- R v- b+++ DI- D G e h! r+++ y+ z+++</CODE>
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<DT> <B>Geek:</B> GMC
<DD>	I'm a geek of mass communications.

<DT> <B>Dress:</B> d-
<DD>
	I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

<DT> <B>Shape:</B> s:
<DD>
	I'm the height of an average geek.
<DD>
	I'm as round as an average geek.

<DT> <B>Age:</B> a
<DD>
	I'm between 30 and 39.

<DT> <B>Computers:</B> C++
<DD>
	Computers are a large part of my existence.  When I get up in the
	morning, the first thing I do is log myself in.  I play games or
	mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic
	probation.

<DT> <B>Unix:</B> U

<DT> <B>Perl:</B> P
<DD>
	I know Perl exists, but that's all.

<DT> <B>Linux:</B> L
<DD>
	I know what Linux is, but that's about all.

<DT> <B>Emacs:</B> E-
<DD>
	Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.

<DT> <B>Web:</B> W
<DD>
	I have a browser and a connection.  Occasionally I'll use
	them.

<DT> <B>Usenet:</B> N
<DD>
	Usenet News?  Sure, I read that once.

<DT> <B>Usenet Oracle:</B> o
<DD>
	I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.

<DT> <B>Kibo:</B> K-
<DD>
	I don't know who Kibo is.

<DT> <B>Windows:</B> w
<DD>
	Ok, so I use MS Windows.  I don't have to like it.

<DT> <B>OS/2:</B> O
<DD>
	I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too 
	terribly impressed.

<DT> <B>Macintosh:</B> M
<DD>
	I use a mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

<DT> <B>VMS:</B> V--
<DD>
	I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than
	suffer the agony of working with VMS.  It's reminiscent of
	a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings.  Unix rules the
	universe.

<DT> <B>Politics-Social:</B> PS+++
<DD>
	Legalize drugs!  Abolish the government.  "Fuck the draft!"

<DT> <B>Politics-Economic:</B> PE
<DD>
	Distrust both government and business.

<DT> <B>Cypherpunks:</B> Y
<DD>
	I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

<DT> <B>PGP:</B> PGP+
<DD>
	"Finger me for my public key"

<DT> <B>Trek:</B> t
<DD>
	It's just another TV show.

<DT> <B>Babylon 5:</B> 5?!
<DD>
	_Unknown babylon5 code ?!_

<DT> <B>X-Files:</B> X-
<DD>
	It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, 
	let's face it, it's crap.

<DT> <B>Roleplaying:</B> R
<DD>
	Role-Playing?  That's just something to do to kill a Saturday
	afternoon.
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<DT> <B>?:</B> v-
<DD>
	????

<DT> <B>Books:</B> b+++
<DD>
	I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

<DT> <B>Dilbert:</B> DI-
<DD>
	Is that the comic about the engineers?

<DT> <B>DOOM!:</B> D
<DD>
	I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

<DT> <B>Geek Code:</B> G
<DD>
	I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

<DT> <B>Education:</B> e
<DD>
	Finished High School

<DT> <B>Housing:</B> h!
<DD>
	I am stuck living with my parents!

<DT> <B>Relationships:</B> r+++
<DD>
	Found someone, dated, and am now married.

<DT> <B>Sex[m]:</B> y+
<DD>
	I've had real, live sex.

<DT> <B>Sex[?]:</B> z+++
<DD>
	I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I
	want.
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