diff --git "a/dataset.csv" "b/dataset.csv" --- "a/dataset.csv" +++ "b/dataset.csv" @@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, please! I'll prove I'm fry cook material! Ask Sq {system}; [Mr. Krabs and Squidward quickly walk away from SpongeBob. Squidward looks at Mr. Krabs.] ;s1e1_38 Squidward; [deep breath] No. ;s1e1_39 {system}; [Mr. Krabs winks. Squidward and Mr. Krabs head back to SpongeBob, who looks completely puzzled at what he's hearing] ;s1e1_40 - Mr. Krabs ; Well, lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew. Go out and fetch me... a... [SpongeBob takes out a notepad] uh, hydrodynamic spatula... [SpongeBob quickly jots down what he says] with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, [more scribbling] and, uh... turbo drive. [more scribbling] And don't come back �til you get one. [puts a Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob's head.] ;s1e1_41 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, lad, we'll give you a test, and if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew. Go out and fetch me... a... [SpongeBob takes out a notepad] uh, hydrodynamic spatula... [SpongeBob quickly jots down what he says] with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, [more scribbling] and, uh... turbo drive. [more scribbling] And don't come back ?til you get one. [puts a Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob's head.] ;s1e1_41 {system}; [SpongeBob sees how he looks in a mirror, there are sparkles on his hat, and he has a huge, satisfied smile] ;s1e1_42 SpongeBob; [saluting Krabs] Aye aye, captain! [reading] One hydrodynamic spatula, with port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, sir! [salutes again] ;s1e1_43 Mr. Krabs ; Carry on! [SpongeBob leaves] We'll never see that lubber again. ;s1e1_44 @@ -76,11 +76,11 @@ SpongeBob; That's right! One hydrodynamic spatula with [two spatulas pop Mr. Krabs ; That was the finest fast-foodsmanship I've ever seen, Mr. SquarePants. Welcome aboard. [gives SpongeBob a name tag] ;s1e1_75 Squidward; B-but, but, Mr. Krabs... ;s1e1_76 Mr. Krabs ; Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip! ;s1e1_77 -Squidward; [weakly] Hooray, Mr.� ;s1e1_78 +Squidward; [weakly] Hooray, Mr.? ;s1e1_78 Mr. Krabs ;Hip-hip!;s1e1_79 Squidward; [quickly] Hooray. ;s1e1_80 Mr. Krabs ;Hip-hip!;s1e1_81 -Squidward; [quickly] Hooray. Mr. Krabs� ;s1e1_82 +Squidward; [quickly] Hooray. Mr. Krabs? ;s1e1_82 Mr. Krabs ; I'll be in my quarters, counting up the booty. [wheels a wheelbarrow piled with an enormous stack of cash to his office. As he walks towards his office, Patrick enters] ;s1e1_83 Patrick; Good morning, Krusty Krew! ;s1e1_84 Squidward; What would you like to order, Patrick? ;s1e1_85 @@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ Sandy; Sandy. [makes athletic moves] So what do y'all call yourself? ;s SpongeBob; [runs up a big rock] I'm SpongeBob! [jumps down, SpongeBob soon lands on one of his corners] ;s1e3_8 Sandy; Well, SpongeBob, take a gander at this. [walks next to a huge rock closes her eyes and slaps it with her hand, making a gong sound effect, SpongeBob is confused as nothing seems to have happen, but then cracking sounds are heard and rock shakes and breaks into pieces] ;s1e3_9 SpongeBob; Oh. [Sandy grins and blinks] Oh, yeah? Watch this! [prepares to do a karate move, but all he does is make an armpit fart noise. Sandy walks on-screen giggling] ;s1e3_10 -Sandy; I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah! [karate chops SpongeBob�s head.] ;s1e3_11 +Sandy; I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah! [karate chops SpongeBob?s head.] ;s1e3_11 SpongeBob; Uh, I like you too, Sandy. Hi-yah! [karate chops her helmet, but realizes it hurts.] Ow. Say, what is that thing on your head? ;s1e3_12 Sandy; Why, that's my air helmet. ;s1e3_13 SpongeBob; May I try it on? ;s1e3_14 @@ -142,20 +142,20 @@ SpongeBob; Like that? ;s1e3_28 Patrick; Now that's fancy. They should call you SpongeBob FancyPants. [cuts to Sandy's treedome] Remember: When in doubt, pinky out. You can do it, SpongeBob. I'll be watching. [opens the door as SpongeBob walks in with his pinky raised high and flowers in his right hand.] ;s1e3_29 SpongeBob; Thanks, pal. [rings the doorbell with a bouquet in his hand] ;s1e3_30 Sandy;Hello?;s1e3_31 -SpongeBob; Hi-ya, Sandy. It�s me, SpongeBob. ;s1e3_32 +SpongeBob; Hi-ya, Sandy. It?s me, SpongeBob. ;s1e3_32 Sandy; Hold on a sec, I'll let you in. ;s1e3_33 SpongeBob; [whistles then all the water goes down the drain, then bangs on the door] Sandy! Sandy! Open up! Sandy! Sandy! [Sandy opens the door and SpongeBob jiggles on the ground] Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong. There's no water in... [looks around] ...here. ;s1e3_34 -Sandy; �Course there's no water. Nuttin' but air. ;s1e3_35 +Sandy; ?Course there's no water. Nuttin' but air. ;s1e3_35 SpongeBob; [waves his hand around and smells the air] No water? ;s1e3_36 Sandy; That ain't a problem, is it? Hi-yah! ;s1e3_37 SpongeBob; Problem? [laughing] Hi-yah! That's how I like my air! [takes a deep breath as Sandy walks off. As soon as she leaves, he lets it all out, and gets black circles around his eyes] With no water. ;s1e3_38 -Sandy; [cartwheeling] Well, alright. I made Texas tea and cookies. Well, come on in! Hi-yah! [SpongeBob is walking an inch forward and it makes weak squeaking sounds with every step] That's not in. In. [SpongeBob walks another inch and there is more squeaking. Sandy runs, gets SpongeBob, takes his hand, and runs off] You're a funny little dude. Come on, I'll give you the grand tour. [fades to the blazing sun and pan down where Sandy and SpongeBob are standing] So this is my own private little air bubble. This air is the driest... [SpongeBob gasps] ...purest... [SpongeBob gasps again] ...most airiest air in the whole sea. Oh, over there's my birdbath. [Cuts to the birdbath, where an orange bird is splashing and chirping] And that's my oak tree. [SpongeBob seems enticed by the water in the birdbath. He tries to sneak away, but stays until Sandy lets her guard down] It provides me with extra air. This dome is made of the finest polyurethane, that's a fancy word for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees? [SpongeBob nods] Tell you what, weren't easy getting here neither. First, I... [SpongeBob finally escapes and wallows in the birdbath, absorbing all the water. He then jumps back to his original spot, and the bird is quite angry. SpongeBob gets back before Sandy notices] ...that's my treadmill. That's how I stay in tip-top shape. Well, come on. Let�s have that tea now. [does in-air karate moves and moves off-screen. SpongeBob gasps. He hears some knocking from outside. It's Patrick, pointing at his pinky] ;s1e3_39 +Sandy; [cartwheeling] Well, alright. I made Texas tea and cookies. Well, come on in! Hi-yah! [SpongeBob is walking an inch forward and it makes weak squeaking sounds with every step] That's not in. In. [SpongeBob walks another inch and there is more squeaking. Sandy runs, gets SpongeBob, takes his hand, and runs off] You're a funny little dude. Come on, I'll give you the grand tour. [fades to the blazing sun and pan down where Sandy and SpongeBob are standing] So this is my own private little air bubble. This air is the driest... [SpongeBob gasps] ...purest... [SpongeBob gasps again] ...most airiest air in the whole sea. Oh, over there's my birdbath. [Cuts to the birdbath, where an orange bird is splashing and chirping] And that's my oak tree. [SpongeBob seems enticed by the water in the birdbath. He tries to sneak away, but stays until Sandy lets her guard down] It provides me with extra air. This dome is made of the finest polyurethane, that's a fancy word for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees? [SpongeBob nods] Tell you what, weren't easy getting here neither. First, I... [SpongeBob finally escapes and wallows in the birdbath, absorbing all the water. He then jumps back to his original spot, and the bird is quite angry. SpongeBob gets back before Sandy notices] ...that's my treadmill. That's how I stay in tip-top shape. Well, come on. Let?s have that tea now. [does in-air karate moves and moves off-screen. SpongeBob gasps. He hears some knocking from outside. It's Patrick, pointing at his pinky] ;s1e3_39 Patrick; Pinky. Pinky. ;s1e3_40 SpongeBob; [blinks, weakly holds up his pinky, and gasps again. Fade to him sitting at a picnic bench. He now has little wrinkles around his eyes and his mouth is all puckered up. He holds up his bouquet] I brought you some flowers. ;s1e3_41 Sandy; [walks over] For me? How sweet. [grabs the flowers, but SpongeBob refuses to let go. She finally pries them loose and part of SpongeBob's pinky falls off. He closes his hand] You okay? ;s1e3_42 SpongeBob; [the black circles around his eyes are gone. His voice is now hoarse] Yes, I'm okay. ;s1e3_43 Sandy; You know, you're the first sea critter to ever visit. ;s1e3_44 -SpongeBob; I can�t imagine why. ;s1e3_45 +SpongeBob; I can?t imagine why. ;s1e3_45 Sandy; Can I get you anything? ;s1e3_46 SpongeBob; Water would be nice. ;s1e3_47 Sandy; I'm gonna put these in a vase. ;s1e3_48 @@ -218,7 +218,7 @@ SpongeBob;" We also offer lessons for beginners. [puts the ""Lessons"" Squidward; Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? [pulls a quarter out] Here's your 25 cents! [SpongeBob bites it to see if it's real and it bends] Watch and learn. [inhales and blows, but nothing happens] Uhh... wait, wait, wait. [he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again] One more time. Here. Wait. [inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a fart sound. Looks over at SpongeBob and Patrick. They gulp, and then start whistling. Squidward places another quarter on the stand] Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. [dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another fart sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand] ; s1e4_37 SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward, remember the technique. [Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique] Squidward, technique! You do this, and this, step back.... ; s1e4_38 Patrick; Hey! Technique, Squidward! ; s1e4_39 -SpongeBob; Spin around like thi� Like this... Look at me, over here, one... two.... yeah, three... ; s1e4_40 +SpongeBob; Spin around like thi? Like this... Look at me, over here, one... two.... yeah, three... ; s1e4_40 Patrick; The pelvic woo! ; s1e4_41 SpongeBob;" Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the ""Woooooo!"" Squidward? "; s1e4_42 Patrick; Listen to Sponge! ; s1e4_43 @@ -707,7 +707,7 @@ Squidward; Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob. It's after closing an {system}; [phone rings] ;s1e10_3 SpongeBob; I got it, I got it! Coming. [leaps for the phone, but Squidward answers it first. SpongeBob falls to the floor and exclaims] ;s1e10_4 Squidward; Hello? Sorry, sir, we're closed... [Mr. Krabs snatches phone] ;s1e10_5 - Mr. Krabs ; Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? [customer explains order over phone] Pizza? Mmm� [eyes turn into dollar signs] Of course we have pizza. ;s1e10_6 + Mr. Krabs ; Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? [customer explains order over phone] Pizza? Mmm? [eyes turn into dollar signs] Of course we have pizza. ;s1e10_6 Squidward; Uh, Mr. Krabs... ;s1e10_7 Mr. Krabs ; Our delivery squid will bring it right over. [hangs up] ;s1e10_8 Squidward; But Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizzas. [Mr. Krabs gets a plate of Krabby Patties and smashes them into a pizza. Then he puts it in a box] We don't deliver. ;s1e10_9 @@ -816,7 +816,7 @@ SpongeBob; [to a conga beat, doing a backflip and some push-ups] Saved Squidward; That's just a stupid boulder! ;s1e10_112 SpongeBob; It's not just a boulder. [sniff] It's a rock. [cries and hugs the boulder] A rock! A rock! It's a big beautiful, old rock. [climbs up it and rubs it] Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape. ;s1e10_113 Squidward; SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive... [SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder] ...rocks? Hold on there, Jethro! ;s1e10_114 -SpongeBob; [they stop outside the customer's house] I can't wait to see the look on our customer�s face! [rings doorbell] ;s1e10_115 +SpongeBob; [they stop outside the customer's house] I can't wait to see the look on our customer?s face! [rings doorbell] ;s1e10_115 Customer;Yeah?;s1e10_116 SpongeBob; Congratulations, sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here! ;s1e10_117 Customer; Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It... [he frowns, brief pause] Where's my drink? ;s1e10_118 @@ -1051,7 +1051,7 @@ Patrick; Yeah, we did it! ;s1e12_131 MermaidMan; [happily] I did it. I feel five years younger. Oh, it's good to be back! ;s1e12_133 BarnacleBoy; We did it, you ol' coot. [they shake hands] ;s1e12_134 MermaidMan; Who are you? [Barnacle Boy becomes annoyed] ;s1e12_135 -{system}; [At SpongeBob�s house, the TV plays the production logo for �The New Adventures of MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy�] ;s1e12_136 +{system}; [At SpongeBob?s house, the TV plays the production logo for ?The New Adventures of MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy?] ;s1e12_136 TVAnnouncer; The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! [Shows Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sitting at a table on opposite sides, a checker board in the middle with checker pieces] We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits. [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy play checkers] ;s1e12_137 {system};" [Mermaid Man places a black checker on the board. A ""Pow!"" pow-bubble appears. Barnacle Boy replies by placing a red checker on the board, shaking nearby checker pieces. ""Clack!"" appears. Mermaid Man sweats, then places a black checker to the end of the board. A ""King Me!"" appears. Suddenly the phone rings.] ";s1e12_138 MermaidMan; It's the Aquaphone! [holds the phone upside down] What is it, Chief? Uhh, hello? Hello? Hello? [hangs up the phone] ;s1e12_139 @@ -1223,7 +1223,7 @@ SpongeBob; Hmmm... now you just need a symbol of authority. [Patrick p Patrick; Hmmm... I'd get an ice cream! [both walk out an ice cream store with ice cream] ;s1e14_46 SpongeBob; Okay, now what? ;s1e14_47 Patrick; Hmmm... [both come out the ice cream store again with ice cream] ;s1e14_48 -SpongeBob; This isn't working. [throws his ice cream away] We've got to do something else. Something with walkie-talkies! [takes out two walkie-talkies. Patrick drops his ice cream and happily grabs a walkie-talkie] And now, duty calls! Alright, deputy, I'll go that way, you go some different way! Run �em out! [SpongeBob runs off sounding like a siren. The police come driving up and stop beside Patrick] ;s1e14_49 +SpongeBob; This isn't working. [throws his ice cream away] We've got to do something else. Something with walkie-talkies! [takes out two walkie-talkies. Patrick drops his ice cream and happily grabs a walkie-talkie] And now, duty calls! Alright, deputy, I'll go that way, you go some different way! Run ?em out! [SpongeBob runs off sounding like a siren. The police come driving up and stop beside Patrick] ;s1e14_49 Incidental 118 ; Afternoon, son. ;s1e14_50 Patrick; Hello, brothers. [salutes to the officers, then raises both eyebrows whilst pointing to his cone hat] ;s1e14_51 Incidental 118 ; Son, we're looking for the maniac. ;s1e14_52 @@ -1366,7 +1366,7 @@ Sandy; Sometimes that SpongeBob is as dumb as a sack of peanuts. ;s1e1 {system}; [The ship is now in Bikini Bottom, landed nearby Squidward's house. While Sandy on jetpack searches for SpongeBob and Patrick on the moon, these two get out of the ship] ;s1e16_75 Patrick; Wow, it sure looks a lot like home. [Patrick sees Gary outside licking himself] Hey, look, it's Gary! Come here, Gary. Gary! ;s1e16_76 SpongeBob; Wait, don't go near it, Patrick! Can't you see this is all a trick? The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment! They're trying to confuse us, Patrick. ;s1e16_77 -Patrick; So you mean to say they�ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we�ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?! I think? ;s1e16_78 +Patrick; So you mean to say they?ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we?ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?! I think? ;s1e16_78 SpongeBob; Okay, but I'm not gonna to fall for it! [SpongeBob captures Gary with a gray net-like substance and Gary meows worriedly] Yeah! ;s1e16_79 Patrick; You got him, SpongeBob! Won't Sandy be proud. ;s1e16_80 SpongeBob;" Sandy. I forgot all about her. Oh, she's gonna hate us for stealing her rocket. But won't she feel silly when I bring her back a real live alien? Aw, she'll love me! [grabs Gary] Come on, Patrick, the more, the merrier! [tosses Gary into the ship. Ship's number increases from 00 to 01 game show ding from ""The Price Is Right""] ";s1e16_81 @@ -1485,7 +1485,7 @@ Squidward;" I can't take [sarcastically] ""The world's greatest fry cook SpongeBob; Hey, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e17_64 Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-ob. [Every time SpongeBob's boots squeak, Mr. Krabs stutters. SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs, but he is so tall, all Mr. Krabs can see is his boots] ;s1e17_65 Mr. Krabs ; I... uhh, I see you're still wearing them boots. [points to the boots] ;s1e17_66 -SpongeBob;" [raises his right leg] Are you kidding? I love them! [leans towards Mr. Krabs� face] Could ""The world's greatest fry cook"" do this? [runs in place fast with plates of Krabby Patties in each hand, spins around, and then kneels down while the Krabby Patties carefully land perfectly onto the plates.] ";s1e17_67 +SpongeBob;" [raises his right leg] Are you kidding? I love them! [leans towards Mr. Krabs? face] Could ""The world's greatest fry cook"" do this? [runs in place fast with plates of Krabby Patties in each hand, spins around, and then kneels down while the Krabby Patties carefully land perfectly onto the plates.] ";s1e17_67 Mr. Krabs ; Well, I don't... uhh... I don't... uhh... ;s1e17_68 SpongeBob;" [standing back up] Or could he do this? [leans over to to his right side and sets the plate on the table without having to move his feet from his spot at all] Or this? [leans to the table on his left side and puts a plate of patties on that table, then goes behind the register and stands on top of the boat] And watch this, Mr. Krabs! [moves his boots around slightly, making them ""talk""] ";s1e17_69 Incidental 4 ; Yeah, I'll have the Krusty Special. ;s1e17_70 @@ -1663,7 +1663,7 @@ Squidward; So long, chum. [takes off his wig] And goodbye, Bikini Bott {system}; [Bubble transitions back to SpongeBob's bedroom] ;s1e19_28 SpongeBob; [running to Gary] Gary! It's Opposite Day and I... [stops running] ...walk, don't run. And I'm gonna... opposite... opposite... I'm just gonna crawl into bed and do nothing all day. [crawls into bed] Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary? ;s1e19_29 Gary;Meow.;s1e19_30 -SpongeBob; Gary! Where�s your holiday spirit? ;s1e19_31 +SpongeBob; Gary! Where?s your holiday spirit? ;s1e19_31 Gary; [barks like a dog] ;s1e19_32 SpongeBob; [doorbell rings] Company! I hate company. [rushes to the door] Who's there? ;s1e19_33 Patrick; It's Patrick! ;s1e19_34 @@ -1763,15 +1763,15 @@ SpongeBob; Aye aye sir! Welcome aboard, sir! Here at the Krusty Krab, Incidental 4 ; All I wanted was change for the payphone. [shows the dollar] ;s1e20_7 Mr. Krabs ; Yah! [jumps on it. Later, Mr. Krabs puts the penny away in his safe in his office and is with Squidward and SpongeBob] Now as you may have noticed, profits are way down this month. [pulls down a chart with zig-zag lines going down and his eyes sticking out on each side] We've got to think of a gimmick to bring in customers. [pulls the chart up] Do you lubbers have any ideas? ;s1e20_8 SpongeBob; I've got one! [takes out a tray with a soda and a pair of socks on it] A free pair of socks with every purchase! Or maybe 'Double Patty Midnight Madness'! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I know! I know! I know! How about 'mouth full of clams' day! Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams... [talks with mouth full of clams] ...gets a free drink! Huh? Huh? ;s1e20_9 - Mr. Krabs ; Well, uhh, I was thinkin� more along the lines of live entertainment. [Squidward gasps] ;s1e20_10 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, uhh, I was thinkin? more along the lines of live entertainment. [Squidward gasps] ;s1e20_10 Mr. Krabs ; The money? [Squidward is lying on the table] ;s1e20_11 Squidward; And I can see it now... your daughter Pearl, her name up in lights. ;s1e20_12 Mr. Krabs ; [Mr. Krabs looks at his picture of him and Pearl] Little Pearly... a star? ;s1e20_13 SpongeBob; Hoppin' clams! A talent show! I'm talented! I'd better call my folks! [runs off as Squidward and Mr. Krabs shake hands] ;s1e20_14 Mr. Krabs ; Squidward, you've got a deal. Make my little girl a star! [later, the restaurant is being redecorated for the show. Squidward is writing notes on a notepad.] ;s1e20_15 -SpongeBob; Hey Squidward, what time am I goin� on? ;s1e20_16 +SpongeBob; Hey Squidward, what time am I goin? on? ;s1e20_16 Squidward; Going on what? ;s1e20_17 -SpongeBob; The show! When am I goin� on the show? I have a great act! ;s1e20_18 +SpongeBob; The show! When am I goin? on the show? I have a great act! ;s1e20_18 Squidward; What talent could you possibly possess? [SpongeBob blows a big bubble which turns into a hippo. Then blows two small bubbles for the hat and cane. Both dance] ;s1e20_19 SpongeBob; Ta-da! [Squidward yawns] ;s1e20_20 Squidward; No one, not even your parents, would want to see that. [hippo bubble pops] What the people want is culture, not dancing bubbles. ;s1e20_21 @@ -1806,25 +1806,25 @@ Squidward; Yes. [audience applauds as curtain opens, revealing Plankton Plankton; I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation... [turns his wand into flowers] ...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. [throws the flowers aside] First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. [jumps onto a table and grabs the Krabby Patty from the Touppe fish. Runs toward the door, but Krabs stops Plankton] ;s1e20_50 Mr. Krabs ; Nice try. Your act's over, bub. [grabs the patty] ;s1e20_51 Plankton; You may win this time. Shi-ya Ka-zing! [he claps his hands and ignites into a mini-explosion. The smoke from the explosion clears and he is completely charred] Well, this stinks. [he walks off to the Chum Bucket and is booed. Mr. Krabs runs up to Squidward backstage, leaving a trail of flames] ;s1e20_52 - Mr. Krabs ; Squidward! [Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car] This show is a disaster! You're ruinin� me! ;s1e20_53 + Mr. Krabs ; Squidward! [Literally races towards him, like an over speeding race car] This show is a disaster! You're ruinin? me! ;s1e20_53 Squidward; Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs. I've saved the best for last, you'll see. ;s1e20_54 Mr. Krabs ; For your sake, I hope you're right. [bunch of spot lights gleam around Krusty Krab] ;s1e20_55 Squidward; And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. We've saved the best for last. Put your hands together for... [all streamers, confetti and purple, pink and blue balloons fall everywhere] the incomparable Squidward! ['Squidward Live' words blink in pink and green lights as the crowd applauds. Curtain opens and the background shows a canyon. Squidward dances with birds, accompanied by classical music. Then, the lights go dark and music becomes techno as Squidward dances weirdly. Makes weird noises as he dances after the first part of his dance.] ;s1e20_56 Incidental 4 ; What the...?! ;s1e20_57 {system}; [Squidward continues to make weird noises and dance weirdly. Crowd is booing and they throw tomatoes at Squidward] ;s1e20_58 - Mr. Krabs ; I'm losin� money on this deal! [puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.] ;s1e20_59 + Mr. Krabs ; I'm losin? money on this deal! [puts a $1.00 sticker over the free sign on the salad bar. Grins.] ;s1e20_59 Fred; It's worth every penny. [everyone runs up to Mr. Krabs with dollar bills in hand] ;s1e20_60 Squidward; You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent! ;s1e20_61 Crowd; No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! [curtain closes as Squidward leaves in frustration and anger] ;s1e20_62 SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward, can I go on now? ;s1e20_63 Squidward; Yeah, show's over! [crown continues booing as SpongeBob walks out and mops up the tomatoes. Crowd gets interested in this and applauds at him] ;s1e20_64 -Crowd; Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! [SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd] We want more! We want more! We want more! We want� ;s1e20_65 +Crowd; Hey, yeah. That's really not bad. I like that. Alright! [SpongeBob briefly stops mopping and the crowd becomes silent. He then starts mopping faster getting even more applause. He then leaves stage right and the applause stops. He peeks from where he left and mops the floor while leaving stage left which starts the applause again. He waves goodbye to the crowd] We want more! We want more! We want more! We want? ;s1e20_65 Squidward; They want an encore! [pushes SpongeBob away] Stand aside, SpongeBob! [Squidward jumps out and the crowd grows silent. He goes backstage and SpongeBob comes back out mopping and crowd cheers again. SpongeBob leaves stage left as Squidward jumps out again and the crowd instantly becomes silent again. Squidward is angry.] ;s1e20_66 {system}; [SpongeBob's arm gets a cheer, but Squidward's does not. SpongeBob's leg is shown then curtain rises and SpongeBob is mopping. Curtain closes then opens to reveal Squidward mopping and the crowd goes silent.] ;s1e20_67 Mr. Krabs ; You did it, Squidward! What a great show! ;s1e20_68 Mrs. SquarePants ; Oh, my son's a star! ;s1e20_69 Mr. SquarePants ; Who ever knew he had such talent? ;s1e20_70 - Mr. Krabs ; I'll be needin� another wheelbarrow for next week's show! [crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob] ;s1e20_71 + Mr. Krabs ; I'll be needin? another wheelbarrow for next week's show! [crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob] ;s1e20_71 French Narrator ; Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. [lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover] Huh?! What's this? [doors and windows are now metal] ;s1e21_1 Mr. Krabs ; Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward? ;s1e21_2 Squidward; [up in a crows nest with a telescope] Down there, sir! [a Krabby Patty is bouncing to the door] ;s1e21_3 @@ -1939,7 +1939,7 @@ Plankton; [Plankton grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen] No, MovieWoman; Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart. ;s1e21_112 {system}; [Plankton, who is running away, rips through the movie screen] ;s1e21_113 SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, he's gone. He got the patty. He won. ;s1e21_114 - Mr. Krabs ; Ho-ho, no he didn't, boy! Don't you know what�s behind these screens? [reveals the fabric, showing the Krabby Patty squished onto a concrete wall] Solid concrete! [laughs] ;s1e21_115 + Mr. Krabs ; Ho-ho, no he didn't, boy! Don't you know what?s behind these screens? [reveals the fabric, showing the Krabby Patty squished onto a concrete wall] Solid concrete! [laughs] ;s1e21_115 {system}; [The Krabby Patty falls off, revealing that Plankton is squished on the concrete wall. Plankton groans. Mr. Krabs takes the Krabby Patty.] ;s1e21_116 SpongeBob; I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed. ;s1e21_117 Mr. Krabs ; Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me! ;s1e21_118 @@ -2249,9 +2249,9 @@ Pearl; Well, I guess you can take me home now. Now that you've ruine SpongeBob; Don't cry, the prom expert is here! I haven't failed yet! [looks through the list he wrote down] Hey, we can still... no, I broke that. I know! We could... no. Don't cry! D-d-d-d-don't, don't cry. [At this point, SpongeBob seems to be talking to himself more than he is to Pearl.] Whatever you do, don't... [cries, runs off] ;s1e24_54 Teen 14 ; Wow, what did you do to him? Poor little guy. [SpongeBob runs into the ladies' bathroom. A couple girls run off screaming] ;s1e24_55 Pearl; [walks up outside the ladies restroom] Sponge, are you okay? ;s1e24_56 -SpongeBob; [crying] � Messed everything up. ;s1e24_57 +SpongeBob; [crying] ? Messed everything up. ;s1e24_57 Pearl; Don't worry, SpongeBob, ya didn't mess everything up. ;s1e24_58 -SpongeBob; [crying] � Hot dog! ;s1e24_59 +SpongeBob; [crying] ? Hot dog! ;s1e24_59 Pearl; Actually, it was pretty funny when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair. ;s1e24_60 SpongeBob; [crying] All I wanted was to have a good time! ;s1e24_61 Pearl; But I am having a good time! Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet. ;s1e24_62 @@ -2292,7 +2292,7 @@ SpongeBob; [lifts up the hat to reveal a lead block] An experienced e Squidward; I'm telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke! [Squidward walks away, but is sprayed with meat for the last time. Then we see SpongeBob looking at all his award photos] ;s1e25_24 SpongeBob; What if Squidward's right? What if the award is a phony? Does this mean my whole body of work is meaningless?! [every award photo now has an army hat on] ;s1e25_25 {system}; Stow that kind of talk, sailor! This is war now, private! That's exactly what he wants you to think! This is no time to go lily-livered on us! ;s1e25_26 -SpongeBob; But, sir� ;s1e25_27 +SpongeBob; But, sir? ;s1e25_27 SpongeBob; Crystal, sir! ;s1e25_28 SpongeBob; I won't let Squidward win! [Squidward sets his alarm and walks off] He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up. Target sited. [SpongeBob sneaks up to Squidward's house by sliding on the ground then through one of Squidward's windows and as he enters he falls to the ground and Squidward's hears the noise while he is brushing his teeth. Squidward goes to check what it is and SpongeBob is standing behind the plant by the door. Squidward closes the door and SpongeBob slides around the door and then by Squidward's bed where the alarm clock is. He is about to grab it when he hears the door handle jiggle so he hides in the pillow on the bed. Squidward gets into bed and isn't comfortable with the pillow as it is so he adjusts it. Tries to adjust it again and you can hear SpongeBob's giggling. Squidward lays his head down and SpongeBob's hand reaches out for the clock as Squidward opens his eyes. Squidward freaks out and throws the pillow against the wall. The cover comes down, revealing SpongeBob] ;s1e25_29 SpongeBob; You can't win that award if you don't get up for work! [SpongeBob destroys the clock. Squidward grabs another one and sets it on the stand. SpongeBob grabs that one and destroys it. Squidward opens up a closet full of alarm clocks. SpongeBob grabs a few clocks and destroys them one by one] ;s1e25_30 @@ -2306,7 +2306,7 @@ Squidward; Oh, that's it, square-for-brains! That's it! I'm gonna show SpongeBob; Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors! ;s1e25_38 SpongeBob; Well, you'll have to get up pretty early to get there before me! ;s1e25_39 Squidward; I don't need to sleep! Loser! ;s1e25_40 -SpongeBob; Well, me neither! �26-time loser! [SpongeBob and Squidward are watching each other through their windows] Look at him. Watchin' me. ;s1e25_41 +SpongeBob; Well, me neither! ?26-time loser! [SpongeBob and Squidward are watching each other through their windows] Look at him. Watchin' me. ;s1e25_41 Squidward; I'm watching you, SpongeBob. You're not leaving before me. ;s1e25_42 SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh? ;s1e25_43 Squidward; No, how about you? ;s1e25_44 @@ -2318,12 +2318,12 @@ SpongeBob; All right, Squidward. I'll stop by after work! ;s1e25_49 Squidward; SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [Squidward screams some more. SpongeBob walks back to bed] ;s1e25_50 SpongeBob; Now to get some rest. Don't wanna look tired for my 'Employee of the Month' photo! [SpongeBob goes to his bed and sleeps a while. Squidward manages to climb out of the hole SpongeBob wakes up to hear some hammering] Squidward! [Squidward is nailing boards onto SpongeBob's front door] ;s1e25_51 Squidward; That oughta hold him! [SpongeBob saws around it and pushes the door on Squidward and runs away. A cage drops enclosing SpongeBob and Squidward laughs. SpongeBob slides out because he can fit through the bars] ;s1e25_52 -Squidward;" [walks along into a bottle and gets trapped] SpongeBob! Why, you little�! [SpongeBob writes ""loser."" on the bottle with his finger in a script writing and runs away. Later he sees a Krabby Patty] ";s1e25_53 +Squidward;" [walks along into a bottle and gets trapped] SpongeBob! Why, you little?! [SpongeBob writes ""loser."" on the bottle with his finger in a script writing and runs away. Later he sees a Krabby Patty] ";s1e25_53 SpongeBob; Ha ha ha ha ha. Hmmm, a Krabby Patty! [smells it but the top bun opens up and a claw comes out grabbing SpongeBob's nose] Yow! Squidward! ;s1e25_54 Squidward; So long, Sponge loser! [Squidward gets caught in a net and SpongeBob runs by laughing. SpongeBob runs through a barbed-wire fence and Squidward runs by laughing. Squidward is tied by his tentacles and SpongeBob runs by laughing. SpongeBob is stuck in a brick wall and Squidward runs by laughing. Later the two are trying to drag along some big items. SpongeBob is dragging an anchor and Squidward is dragging a flaming boat] SpongeBob? Truce? [both wave a white flag] ;s1e25_55 SpongeBob;Truce.;s1e25_56 Squidward; SpongeBob, I can't take it anymore. If we keep this up, neither of us will win the award! ;s1e25_57 -SpongeBob; You're right. We should save our energy for work where we really need it. [it�s now dawn] ;s1e25_58 +SpongeBob; You're right. We should save our energy for work where we really need it. [it?s now dawn] ;s1e25_58 Squidward; Okay, let's have a good clean fight. ;s1e25_59 SpongeBob; And may the better man win. [shakes hands with Squidward, now he's thinking] He's nothing but a lying, boneless, ink-squirting, big-nosed phony. ;s1e25_60 Squidward; [thinking] Look at that bucktooth, corn-fed smile, you can't trust him as far as you can throw him. ;s1e25_61 @@ -2360,7 +2360,7 @@ Squidward; I've come for your pickle. ;s1e26_13 SpongeBob; Humph, Squidward! ;s1e26_16 Mr. Krabs ; Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, SpongeBob ScaredyPants! [laughs while walking out] ;s1e26_17 Squidward; [walks up behind SpongeBob] Steal your soul. [SpongeBob jumps out of the Krusty Krab screaming and beings to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume] ;s1e26_18 -Kid; Twick-ow-tweat! [SpongeBob screams and runs away. The kid�s parents walk up next to their son] ;s1e26_19 +Kid; Twick-ow-tweat! [SpongeBob screams and runs away. The kid?s parents walk up next to their son] ;s1e26_19 Mother; It's okay, son. That's just SpongeBob ScaredyPants. [SpongeBob is walking home until Mrs. Puff drives up and honks the horn, sending SpongeBob screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light] ;s1e26_20 Mrs. Puff ; Happy Halloween, ScaredyPants. [drives off laughing] ;s1e26_21 SpongeBob; The name's SquarePants. It's SquarePants! ;s1e26_22 @@ -2521,7 +2521,7 @@ SpongeBob; Look at me. Never better. [He yelps as dramatic music begin SpongeBob; Gary... I'm fine! [But SpongeBob is not fine. Gary watches in horror as his owner falls onto his hands and knees, straining in pain.] ;s1e27_74 SpongeBob; [in so much pain that he is barely comprehensible] Yyyyyy-yyyooooou'll see. [grunts and strains as his hand and arm slowly retract into his sleeve, which then pops off and bounces away] That's okay, I'm a lefty anyway! [Despite his left hand falling off, causing an error] [Then, SpongeBob's feet and legs retract into his pants.] ;s1e27_75 SpongeBob; [laughs nervously] Ha! Now I don't have to buy those new shoes! [his body shortens up like a snail and he screams] I take it back, Gary. Something is wrong with meeeee [he loses the ability to talk and completes his snail transformation] ow! ;s1e27_76 -Squidward; [in his bed with his clarinet] I hope I never see another snail again. Good night, Clary. [a knock is heard on the door and the doorbell rings] Who could that be? As if I didn't already know. [Camera goes to Squidward�s front door. Squidward turns on the light, walks to the door, and opens it] SpongeBob, I already told you. You're gonna be just-- [attempts to say �fine,� but hesitates and shouts almost hysterically. SpongeBob is now a fully breaded snail.] ;s1e27_77 +Squidward; [in his bed with his clarinet] I hope I never see another snail again. Good night, Clary. [a knock is heard on the door and the doorbell rings] Who could that be? As if I didn't already know. [Camera goes to Squidward?s front door. Squidward turns on the light, walks to the door, and opens it] SpongeBob, I already told you. You're gonna be just-- [attempts to say ?fine,? but hesitates and shouts almost hysterically. SpongeBob is now a fully breaded snail.] ;s1e27_77 SpongeBob;Meow!;s1e27_78 Squidward;[screams];s1e27_79 SpongeBob; Meow! Meow. [Squidward touches SpongeBob's left eye and it curls up] ;s1e27_80 @@ -2609,7 +2609,7 @@ SpongeBob; You are, Squidward! [They laugh as the scene cuts to Bikini Squidward; I'm going back. [The episode ends.] ;s1e28_68 {system}; [The episode begins with SpongeBob lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy] ;s1e29_1 SpongeBob; Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. [walks inside] Ah, what a great day at work. [hears something] Huh? Yeah... [tip toes over to the couch, but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He realizes he's been stepping on three squeaky toy ducks, and in frustration, he kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch] I know you're back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... [jumps behind the couch and no one is there] ...Bob. [has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he has spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the TV] I got you now! Hi-yah! [no one is there, so he sits on the couch and watches TV] Well, I guess the coast is clear. ;s1e29_2 -TV;" [shows a royal gramma fish] Yeah, shopping's weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say �Who eats this stuff""? [TV audience laughs] ";s1e29_3 +TV;" [shows a royal gramma fish] Yeah, shopping's weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say ?Who eats this stuff""? [TV audience laughs] ";s1e29_3 SpongeBob; [laughs too] I love this show! [Sandy is sitting next to SpongeBob] ;s1e29_4 Sandy; Me too! [SpongeBob screams and begins to fight] ;s1e29_5 SpongeBob; Hi-yah! [Sandy puts on her green karate gear] ;s1e29_6 @@ -2640,7 +2640,7 @@ SpongeBob; Order up. [stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a f Mr. Krabs ; Oh, Squidward. I was going through some records back in me office and--Huh? So, you got the hairpiece after all. ;s1e29_31 SpongeBob;Hi-yah!;s1e29_32 Fred; [under the floor] My leg! ;s1e29_33 -SpongeBob; Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can't! �Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! [does something with his hands] Ssss! [Points at Fred, then walks backwards] Took care of her, yes I did. [bumps into Mr. Krabs] Oh, ahoy, sir! ;s1e29_34 +SpongeBob; Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can't! ?Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! [does something with his hands] Ssss! [Points at Fred, then walks backwards] Took care of her, yes I did. [bumps into Mr. Krabs] Oh, ahoy, sir! ;s1e29_34 Mr. Krabs ; What was that? ;s1e29_35 SpongeBob; But, sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo. ;s1e29_36 Mr. Krabs ; Are you on some new allergy medication, boy? ;s1e29_37 @@ -2724,7 +2724,7 @@ SpongeBob; [in his red karate gear] In your dreams! Hi-yah! [both star Mr. Krabs ; Huh? What the barnacle? [Everything in the park is chopped in half. Sandy is chopping wood while SpongeBob rests on a rock] ;s1e29_115 SpongeBob; Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? ;s1e29_116 Mr. Krabs ; [clearing his throat to get SpongeBob's attention] Bleuhahugh! ;s1e29_117 -SpongeBob; [screams] Mr. Krabs! [tries to hold a tree back in one piece] Uhh, hey, Mr. Krabs, how�s it going? [holds the rock in one piece] Nice day, huh? [half of the tree falls on SpongeBob's head] Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can't help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me. ;s1e29_118 +SpongeBob; [screams] Mr. Krabs! [tries to hold a tree back in one piece] Uhh, hey, Mr. Krabs, how?s it going? [holds the rock in one piece] Nice day, huh? [half of the tree falls on SpongeBob's head] Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can't help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me. ;s1e29_118 Mr. Krabs ; Fire ya? [grabs a couple Krabby Patties] I've got something else in mind. [at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Sandy are karate chopping up Krabby Patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard] ;s1e29_119 Sandy; I love karate! ;s1e29_120 SpongeBob; I love kara-tay! ;s1e29_121 @@ -2791,8 +2791,8 @@ SpongeBob; [waves] Oh, Pearl. This is your dream. ;s1e30_59 Pearl; You're just in time for the tea party! ;s1e30_60 SpongeBob; Actually, I was looking for your dad's dream. ;s1e30_61 Pearl; [Frowns] Oh. He's next door. [Rolls eyes, then shakes head in disappointment] Boys don't understand the sophistication of tea parties. Right, Mr. Stuffy? ;s1e30_62 -SpongeBob; Bye! [gets out of Pearl's dream and goes over to Mr. Krabs on the right side of the screen] I bet Mr. Krabs' dream will be more robust. [peeks in the cloud and just floats on his backside in the large ocean until he hits Mr. Krabs� boat] ;s1e30_63 -SpongeBob; Whatcha doin�, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e30_64 +SpongeBob; Bye! [gets out of Pearl's dream and goes over to Mr. Krabs on the right side of the screen] I bet Mr. Krabs' dream will be more robust. [peeks in the cloud and just floats on his backside in the large ocean until he hits Mr. Krabs? boat] ;s1e30_63 +SpongeBob; Whatcha doin?, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e30_64 SpongeBob; What are you talking about? ;s1e30_65 SpongeBob; [laughs] Look, Mr. Krabs. Pennies! ;s1e30_66 Mr. Krabs ; Never mind the small change, lad. Get the net! ;s1e30_67 @@ -2844,3 +2844,1119 @@ Plankton; Take a hike! ;s1e30_112 Squidward; Don't we get enough of you during the day? ;s1e30_113 Gary; [In anger] Meow! ;s1e30_114 Patrick; [walks in] Does anyone have a quarter? [all stare at Patrick] ;s1e30_115 +{system}; [The episode begins at nighttime. The screen zooms in to SpongeBob's house.] ;s1e31_1 +SpongeBob; [is asleep in bed and dreaming that he is standing on a giant Krabby Patty, then black storm clouds roll in and it starts raining Krabby Patties. One falls into his hands] Ah! It's raining Krabby Patties! Yeah! [runs around eating patties. Dream ends. SpongeBob wakes up to find himself chewing on his pillow.] Huh? [spits the pillow out and his stomach growls] A quick midnight snack and then it's back to bed. [kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep] Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. [tiptoes past Gary. He tries to get down the stairs without waking up Gary but rushes down, making a xylophone sound] Ah, here it is. [grabs a jar of seanut butter out of the refrigerator and walks to the table where he makes a sandwich] Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to help you get to sleep. [as soon as SpongeBob takes a bite of the sandwich, he falls asleep. Behind him, the fridge is still open, letting out all the cold air. That morning, his whole house is frozen. Even the man on TV is shivering. The foghorn alarm clock goes off, breaking the ice around it, the bed, and the pillow. SpongeBob wakes up shivering and gasps as he breaks out of the ice he is encased in] The fridge! [slides up to the fridge, quavering, and closes it, then sits down trying to get warm. He tries to stand up, but he slips and slides everywhere inside and outside the house, breaking all the windows before stopping on his bed. He pulls his frozen blanket over him, but it shatters] ;s1e31_2 +Gary; [wearing a hat and ear muffs] Meow. ;s1e31_3 +SpongeBob; [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself. ;s1e31_4 +Gary;Meow.;s1e31_5 +SpongeBob; Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds. ;s1e31_6 +Gary;Meow?;s1e31_7 +SpongeBob; No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming outta me. [sneezes, then pink bubbles come out of him then he moans exhaustingly] ;s1e31_8 +SpongeBob; I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'll have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. Pink bubbles come out again] ;s1e31_9 +Gary;Meow.;s1e31_10 +SpongeBob; No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his glutes. Each one pops] ;s1e31_11 +SpongeBob; I'm not sick. I'm going to work. [Regular bubbles transition to the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is cooking. He sneezes loudly with pink bubbles and he pulls his hat over his head to muffle it. Mr. Krabs comes into the kitchen] ;s1e31_12 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob, what's holding up those patties? [SpongeBob turns around looking pale] ;s1e31_13 +SpongeBob; [weakly, visibly shaking] Right away, sir. ;s1e31_14 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob, what's wrong with you? You're paler than a baby sea horse. [Gary appears out of nowhere] ;s1e31_15 + Mr. Krabs ; The suds? ;s1e31_16 +SpongeBob; [holds up the Krabby Patty on a plate] Here's that patty you wanted, Mr. Krabs, sir. [sneezes loudly with bubbles and causing the patty to splatter all over Mr. Krabs' face] ;s1e31_17 + Mr. Krabs ; [wipes the patty off his face] Alright, SpongeBob, you're too sick to work. ;s1e31_18 +SpongeBob; No, Mr. Krabs, I'm okay, honest. [Mr. Krabs opens the front door] ;s1e31_19 + Mr. Krabs ; No, now go home and get some rest. [SpongeBob walks off] Nothing personal, lad. I just can't have you sneezing all over my food. [Incidental 23, Incidental 31, and other customers overhear Mr. Krabs and they spit out their food and panic] ;s1e31_20 +Fred; My leg! ;s1e31_21 + Mr. Krabs ; No, wait! Wait! [All the customers scramble out of the Krusty Krab. Regular bubbles transition back to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is in his chair.] ;s1e31_22 +SpongeBob; Oh, Gary, I feel horrible. [sneezes. Gary hides in his shell with pink bubbles all over his shell. Gary has an angry expression when he shows his eyes] Oh, who am I kidding, Gary? I've got the suds, no doubt about it. [after he sneezes again, his right eye rolls down his face] I'd better take care of this before it gets out of hand. [picks up the phone and dials Sandy's number] ;s1e31_23 +Sandy; [running on her exercise wheel] Hello? ;s1e31_24 +SpongeBob; Sandy, I'm sick. [puts his eye back into place] Can you escort me to the doctor's? ;s1e31_25 +Sandy; Oh, sure, SpongeBob. I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August in... ;s1e31_26 +SpongeBob; Yeah, okay, Sandy, thanks. [sneezes pink bubbles through Sandy's phone. Later, as SpongeBob is getting dressed for the doctor, the doorbell rings] Coming. [opens the door] ;s1e31_27 +SpongeBob; I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor. ;s1e31_28 +Patrick; What? Oh, you can't go! ;s1e31_29 +SpongeBob; Why not, Patrick? ;s1e31_30 +SpongeBob; [sits in his chair] It can't be as horrible as the suds. [sneezes] ;s1e31_31 +Patrick; Oh, it is, SpongeBob! Well, first, they make you sit in the waiting room. ;s1e31_32 +SpongeBob; Is that the horrible part, Patrick? [Gary appears beside the chair] ;s1e31_33 +Patrick; No, it gets worse. They make you read old magazines! [SpongeBob gasps. Patrick takes a piece of coral for a stethoscope] Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope! ;s1e31_34 +SpongeBob;No!;s1e31_35 +Patrick; Yes. It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it... [takes the end of the piece of coral and puts it on SpongeBob's chest] Ssssss! [SpongeBob shoots up toward the ceiling and panics all over the place] ;s1e31_36 +SpongeBob; No, no! No stethoscope, no doctor, no old magazines, no ssssss! No! [flips over on the floor] Patrick, I don't wanna go to the doctor! ;s1e31_37 +Patrick; Exactly! [SpongeBob sneezes. A pink bubble is in the place where Patrick's nose should be, then it pops] ;s1e31_38 +SpongeBob; You gotta help me get better, Patrick. Please? Would you like to be my doctor, Patrick? ;s1e31_39 +SpongeBob; I don't know. [sneezes more and more, which after every sneeze he inflates] ;s1e31_40 +Patrick; Help, I'm shrinking! [SpongeBob breaks the table] No! Please don't hurt me! ;s1e31_41 +SpongeBob; No bubbles! Patrick, your treatment is working! ;s1e31_42 +Patrick; You think so? ;s1e31_43 +SpongeBob; Sure! At this rate, I'll be cured in no time! In fact, I'm gonna call Sandy and tell her not to come! Thanks, Dr. Patrick! ;s1e31_44 +Patrick; And they said I'd never make anything out of myself. ;s1e31_45 +SpongeBob; [tries to press one button, but it pressed all because his fingers are too large] My fingers are too big for the buttons. [off-hook tone plays] Dr. Patrick, will you call Sandy for me? [gives Patrick the phone] ;s1e31_46 +Patrick; Sure, patient SpongeBob! [Patrick calls Sandy, who is about to head out for SpongeBob's place] Hello, Sandy? ;s1e31_47 +Sandy; Hiya, Patrick! ;s1e31_48 +Patrick; I'm calling on behalf of my patient, SpongeBob. ;s1e31_49 +Sandy; I'm on my way over to take him to the hospital. ;s1e31_50 +Patrick; Uhh, uhh, that will no longer be required! He is in my care as of today. ;s1e31_51 +Sandy; Well, I'm coming over to take a look. I'll be over there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot... ;s1e31_52 +Patrick; Oh, yeah, yeah, the rabbit. Don't bother, Sandy! [hangs up] Oh, SpongeBob, quick, Sandy's coming! Ah! We've got to make sure you're well, or she'll take you to the doctor! [runs into the kitchen with rubber gloves on and dips them into the sink of water] Don't touch me, I'm sterile! [Sud bubbles transition.] Scalpel, please. [takes some sea-nut butter and spreads it on SpongeBob's right foot. Then puts a piece of bread and put sea-nut butter on each side and his shoe on it] Feeling better? ;s1e31_53 +SpongeBob; Uh-uh. [Sud bubbles transition. A string is attached to a door that Patrick closes. A tooth shoots out from the side] ;s1e31_54 +Patrick; Feeling better yet? ;s1e31_55 +SpongeBob; [missing the tooth] Not really. [Sud bubbles transition.] ;s1e31_56 +Patrick; [wearing a leotard and jumping on SpongeBob] How... about... now? ;s1e31_57 +SpongeBob; I don't... think so. [Sud bubbles transition. Patrick puts a large bandage vertically on SpongeBob's back] ;s1e31_58 +Patrick; Feeling better? ;s1e31_59 +SpongeBob; No. [Patrick rips the bandage off while SpongeBob screams. Patrick reapplies the bandage horizontally] ;s1e31_60 +Patrick; How about now? ;s1e31_61 +SpongeBob; Nope. [Patrick rips the bandage off again as SpongeBob screams and horizontally reapplies again] ;s1e31_62 +Patrick; How about now? ;s1e31_63 +SpongeBob; Uh-uh. [Patrick rips the bandage off a third time as SpongeBob screams. The scene cuts to Bikini Atoll. Later, Sandy arrives outside SpongeBob's house] ;s1e31_64 +Patrick; [wears a brown executioner's mask on his head] Uh-oh, it's Sandy. [SpongeBob is tied onto a medieval torture rack. He sneezes and enlarges himself into a ball. Sandy knocks on the door] There's no one home. ;s1e31_65 +Patrick; Uhh, uhh, he's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep. ;s1e31_66 +Patrick; Since I ran out of space to put my stuff. ;s1e31_67 +Sandy; Uh-huh. Yeah. Since when does your house have feet? [SpongeBob's feet are sticking out of the other rock] ;s1e31_68 +SpongeBob; Hiya, Sandy. ;s1e31_69 +Patrick; [holding SpongeBob's hand] Hmmm, the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine. ;s1e31_70 +Sandy; Patrick, SpongeBob has to see a real doctor. ;s1e31_71 +Patrick; No, he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob! Say 'ahh'. ;s1e31_72 +SpongeBob; Ahh... [exhales a green gas that kills all the plants, clams, and everything else in its path] ;s1e31_73 +Sandy; See? He's even worse than I thought. ;s1e31_74 +Patrick; [wearing a clothespin on his nose] What do you mean? He's fine. [Sandy snatches the clothespin off of his nose] ;s1e31_75 +SpongeBob; I'm okay, Sandy, really. [sneezes again, enlarging himself more] ;s1e31_76 +Sandy; I'm taking you to the doctor right now! [rolls SpongeBob away] ;s1e31_77 +Patrick; Hey, that's my patient! [runs over and pushes SpongeBob the opposite way] You can't take him to the doctor's! ;s1e31_78 +Sandy; [rolling SpongeBob the other way again] Don't be silly, Patrick! ;s1e31_79 +Patrick; [carrying SpongeBob the other way] He's mine! [Sandy is log rolling SpongeBob the opposite way] ;s1e31_80 +Sandy; SpongeBob, you'll be better soon. [Patrick is using a wheelbarrow for SpongeBob] ;s1e31_81 +Patrick; I'll save you! [Sandy is using SpongeBob as a basketball] ;s1e31_82 +SpongeBob; I'm better, guys! Really! [Sandy and Patrick both push him into each other, squeezing him until he launches into the air] ;s1e31_83 +Sandy; Now look what you've done, Patrick! ;s1e31_84 +Patrick; What I've done? Everything was fine until you showed up! ;s1e31_85 +Sandy; You should be arrested for impersonating a doctor! ;s1e31_86 +Patrick; Hey! I'm a good doctor! Right, SpongeBob? [SpongeBob comes down and rolls away] ;s1e31_87 +SpongeBob;Guys!;s1e31_88 +Sandy;Huh?;s1e31_89 +Patrick;SpongeBob?;s1e31_90 +SpongeBob; I can't stop! [screams while he rolls down a hill] Help me! [Mr. Krabs is cleaning some dimes] ;s1e31_91 + Mr. Krabs ; Shiny dimes. ;s1e31_92 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs! ;s1e31_93 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob? [runs out the front doors] Stop, SpongeBob! Stop...! [SpongeBob stops just in time. Mr. Krabs sighs in relief until SpongeBob sneezes so hard that he releases a cloud of pink bubbles that fill the screen and destroy the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs glares at SpongeBob, who returns to his normal size. Later, at the hospital] ;s1e31_94 + Incidental 116 ; Well, Mr. SquarePants, it seems you have the suds. Are you ready for your treatment? ;s1e31_95 +SpongeBob; [sniffles and shakes his head] You're not going to make me read old magazines, are you? ;s1e31_96 + Incidental 116 ; No, silly! You get the sponge treatment! Oh, Hans! [a real hand comes through the door and takes SpongeBob out of the room. Then it shows the hand cleaning SpongeBob with soap] ;s1e31_97 +SpongeBob; Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! [Hans is using real SpongeBob to rub a man (played by Tom Kenny)'s back in the shower] That tickles! [Hans uses real SpongeBob to scrub a man's feet. SpongeBob sniffs] I can smell again! [Then the real SpongeBob being used to wash a plate, a car and the floor] Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! Yeah! [SpongeBob being rinsed off in the sink and put back in the doctor's room. Then SpongeBob turns back into his normal, yellow color] I feel as good as new! I love the doctor! ;s1e31_98 +Hans; Here's your lollipop. [hands SpongeBob a big lollipop. Sandy winks at SpongeBob] ;s1e31_99 +Patrick; A lollipop? [takes a bubble wand, blows a bubble, then hides the wand behind his back] Hey, Doc! I�ve got the suds, too! ;s1e31_100 + Incidental 116 ; [sarcastically] Oh, yes, Doctor Patrick. We have a special treatment for you. [A chuckling Patrick gets taken away by Hans] ;s1e31_101 +Patrick; [He's being washed in the sink with soap] Hey! Hey, wait! [used on a cactus] Wha-ouch! That hurts! [being used to scrub a toilet] Wait, uh, this doesn't seem right! [The screen fades to black marking the end of the episode.] ;s1e31_102 +SpongeBob; [opens his house door with a bunch of hearts in his arms] Happy Valentine's Day, Bikini Bottom! [throws hearts everywhere] ;s1e32_1 +Montage; SpongeBob hands a heart to Squidward, but he rudely tears it up. He gives one to Mrs. Puff, but her boat runs into a fire hydrant. He gives Plankton a tiny heart using tweezers. SpongeBob leaps over to Sandy's place] ;s1e32_2 +Sandy; Happy Valentine's Day, SpongeBob. I'm nuts for you. [gets out an acorn nut with an arrow stuck through it] ;s1e32_3 +SpongeBob; [puts the acorn away and takes out a bottle of chocolate syrup] Well, I'm bubbles for you, Sandy. [blows a chocolate heart bubble] ;s1e32_4 +Sandy; [opens a door on her helmet for the chocolate heart to go into, sticks her tongue out and closes her eyes, the chocolate heart lands and pops on her tongue as she eats it, and she licks her lips] Mmmm, chocolate. Mighty tasty. Patrick's gonna love the one you made for him. [a big chocolate hot air balloon with Patrick on it is shown and then SpongeBob and Sandy run over and Sandy gets into the basket] Take me through the plan again. ;s1e32_5 +SpongeBob; Okay. [SpongeBob blows a chocolate carnival] Step one: [manly voice] Patrick and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. [a chocolate SpongeBob and Patrick fly in and hop onto the carnival] Step two: I position Patrick and myself on top of the Ferris wheel. [both of them hop over to the Ferris wheel where it rides up to the top. Blows a chocolate hot air balloon] Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. [the balloon floats over above the carnival] Step four: Patrick is thrilled. Mission accomplished. [chocolate bursts all over the screen] ;s1e32_6 +{system}; [Cuts to Patrick with a Valentine's Day shirt and putting a big rock on the ground and pounds the rock into the shape of a heart and picks it up] ;s1e32_7 +SpongeBob; [walks up behind Patrick] Hi, Patrick. ;s1e32_8 +SpongeBob; Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob. ;s1e32_9 +Patrick; SpongeBob, what are you doing in there? ;s1e32_10 +SpongeBob;Patrick!;s1e32_11 +SpongeBob;Patrick...;s1e32_12 +Patrick; SpongeBob! [cries and rubs the pile of dirt against the side of his face] SpongeBob...! ;s1e32_13 +SpongeBob; Patrick, I'm right behind you! [Patrick turns around] ;s1e32_14 +Patrick; There you are. [holds the pile of dirt in his hands] Happy Valentine's Day! Here's your present. ;s1e32_15 +Patrick; You do? ;s1e32_16 +SpongeBob; It's the greatest... [Patrick gets excited] ...the bestest... [Patrick gets more excited] ...the most fantabulous... [Patrick gets even more excited] ...present ever! [bounces and rolls all around all excited and overjoyed] But you can't have it yet. [Patrick stops rolling and bouncing around] ;s1e32_17 +Patrick; Huh? Why not? ;s1e32_18 +SpongeBob; Because it's not ready yet. ;s1e32_19 +Patrick; Is it ready now? ;s1e32_20 +SpongeBob; Not yet. ;s1e32_21 +Patrick; How about now? ;s1e32_22 +SpongeBob; Do you want to ruin the surprise? ;s1e32_23 +Patrick;Yes!;s1e32_24 +SpongeBob;Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!;s1e32_25 +Patrick; Oh, come on, please! ;s1e32_26 +SpongeBob; Hmmm...nope, sorry. ;s1e32_27 +SpongeBob; No can do! [laughs] You'll just have to wait! [walks off with Patrick still hanging on his legs and feet] ;s1e32_28 +Patrick; Please. Oh please... [still hanging on his legs we see SpongeBob walking through the middle of nowhere] ...please-please-please-please. Tell me-tell me-tell me. Please?! ;s1e32_29 +SpongeBob; Okay, Patrick, here we are. ;s1e32_30 +SpongeBob; It's not the carnival. ;s1e32_31 +Patrick;Oh.;s1e32_32 +SpongeBob; [takes a quarter out of his pocket] Here, why don't you take this quarter and... ;s1e32_33 +Patrick; [snatches it from SpongeBob] Oh my gosh, a quarter! I've always wanted a quarter! ;s1e32_34 +SpongeBob; It's not the quarter. ;s1e32_35 +Patrick;Oh.;s1e32_36 +SpongeBob; Now, take that quarter and buy some cotton candy... [Patrick interrupts and SpongeBob's finger deflates] ;s1e32_37 +Patrick; Cotton candy! I can't believe it! [chases the cotton candy seller] Cotton candy! ;s1e32_38 +SpongeBob; Ten-four, Sandy, SpongeBob here. [we see Sandy closing in with the balloon on the carnival] ;s1e32_39 +Sandy; [floating toward the carnival in the balloon] I got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in? ;s1e32_40 +SpongeBob; Ohh, not yet, Sandy. Patrick's still trying to guess what his Valentine is. ;s1e32_41 +Sandy; [chuckles] You are such a kidder. Sandy out. That SpongeBob... [a group of orange flying oysters are heading toward the balloon] Scallops...chocolate-eating scallops! ;s1e32_42 +Patrick; So if it's not cotton candy, then what is it? I can't take it! ;s1e32_43 +SpongeBob; You'll have to guess! ;s1e32_44 +Patrick; [points at a tent] This tent? ;s1e32_45 +SpongeBob;No.;s1e32_46 +Patrick; [holds up Incidental 111 who is waiting in line for Heart-A-Whirl] This guy? ;s1e32_47 +SpongeBob; No. [we see micro-organisms crawling around it's Patrick's view through a microscope] ;s1e32_48 +Patrick; This paramecium? ;s1e32_49 +SpongeBob; [laughs] Nope. ;s1e32_50 +Patrick; [giggles] Heh, you're a sly one. I can't find here in the carnival...because it's on top of Mount 'Climb Up and Fall Off'. [runs up the mountain and falls off then runs back to SpongeBob] It wasn't there either! ;s1e32_51 +SpongeBob; Are you sure? [runs up the mountain and falls off again SpongeBob uses his walkie-talkie to tell Sandy something] SpongeBob to Sandy, you can bring it in now. [Sandy is using a whip to shoo the scallops away] ;s1e32_52 +Sandy; Uhh, SpongeBob, we got ourselves a little problem. I got a pack of chocolate-eating scallops trying to rustle the balloon! Hi-yah! Get away, you sweet-toothed varmints! Hi-yah! I'm going to be a little late! ;s1e32_53 +SpongeBob; [gets worried] Late? But what about... [Patrick still jumping on and off mountain] ...Patrick? ;s1e32_54 +Sandy; Hing-ya! Take him up to the Ferris wheel and I'll meet you there! Sandy out! ;s1e32_55 +SpongeBob; [puts away the walkie-talkie] If Patrick doesn't get his valentine... [screams] ;s1e32_56 +Patrick; [suddenly appears from behind, all bruised] I'm pretty sure it's not up there, SpongeBob! ;s1e32_57 +SpongeBob; Patrick! Uhh, actually it's on the Ferris... ;s1e32_58 +Patrick; Ferris wheel! [grabs SpongeBob and runs toward it cut to them on the Ferris wheel being brought to the top] I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world now, SpongeBob. ;s1e32_59 +SpongeBob; Well, this is where you're gonna get it...I hope. Just keep looking out there, pal. [SpongeBob talks to Sandy again on the walkie-talkie] SpongeBob to Sandy, SpongeBob to Sandy, come in, Sandy! [Sandy is still fighting the chocolate eating scallops] ;s1e32_60 +Sandy; Sandy to SpongeBob, I got my ox in a ditch here! I'm way off course! The scallops are eating the balloon! They're everywhere! [One scallop bites the balloon and the air goes out and it floats down] Aw, shoot! We're going down, SpongeBob! Switch to plan B! ;s1e32_61 +SpongeBob; [shocked] No, no, B, Sandy! No, B! [Patrick is smiling big waiting for his surprise] Uh, Patrick, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things don't just work out? ;s1e32_62 +Patrick; No...no...eh-gee! Holy mackerel! Is it hot up here or what?! [rips off his shirt and moves the ferries wheel seats back and forth and then up and down. Next, the Ferris wheel is jumping up and down and then SpongeBob puts out his hand/arm] ;s1e32_63 +Patrick; What's that? ;s1e32_64 +Patrick; A handshake? That's the big gift? You got me a handshake? ;s1e32_65 +{system}; [Pause Patrick shakes SpongeBob's hand, stares at it, and makes a grumpy looking face. SpongeBob laughs and the Ferris wheel descends. Montage: At the Buddy Bounce, SpongeBob is happily jumping while Patrick is still looking at his hand with the same grumpy look. At the roller coaster, SpongeBob is happily raising his hands while Patrick is still looking at his hand with the same grumpy look. At the fun house, SpongeBob is happily jumping as the air blows his entire body upwards while Patrick is simply grumpily walking as the air just blows his pants. Bubble transition to them sitting in the bench.] ;s1e32_66 +Patrick; [sighs and stops grumpily looking at his hand] I've been thinking. At first, a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts� [Incidental 8 walks up with a box shaped like a heart full of chocolates in her arms] ;s1e32_67 +SpongeBob; Uh, no problem, Fran. [Incidental 8 walks off] ;s1e32_68 +Patrick; And even though I was expecting more... [Incidental 42 with roses walks up] ;s1e32_69 + Incidental 42 ; Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day. ;s1e32_70 +SpongeBob; You too, Dave. [Incidental 42 walks off] ;s1e32_71 +Patrick; And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long... [Incidental 49 walks by with a bike] ;s1e32_72 + Incidental 49 ; Hey, SpongeBob, thanks for the bike! [talking to Patrick] Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning! [Incidental 49 walks away, and Patrick begins to fume] ;s1e32_73 +Patrick; So, as I was saying... ;s1e32_74 + Incidental 27 ; Excuse me, do you guys have the time? ;s1e32_75 +Patrick; [turns red in anger, snaps and yells with rage, which is followed by him picking up and throwing Incidental 27 across the screen, shocking SpongeBob] Patrick needs love, too! [Patrick goes psycho freaky. A crashing sound is heard. He furiously bangs his stomach like a gorilla, grunts angrily as he runs closer towards the screen, angrily approaches a balloon cart, then furiously cuts the balloon strings from a salesman and furiously smashes the balloon cart with his buttocks. Cut to scene where children play with a guy in a heart suit the children run off as Patrick approaches] I defy you, Heart man! [Patrick angrily rips the suit in half and continues his rampage] ;s1e32_76 +PASystem; Attention everyone, there's a chubby pink starfish on the loose! [everyone runs screaming Patrick sees a twirl-around ride that has hearts on it and goes mad over it] ;s1e32_77 +Patrick; Heart on stick must die! [goes to the pole and tries to pick it up gives up eventually in tiredness Patrick sees Incidental 141 eating a heart-shaped lollipop and turns red in anger] Heart on stick must die! [grabs it, breaks it, and stuffs it in his mouth. Incidental 141 screams as Patrick takes the lollipop.] ;s1e32_78 +SpongeBob; [gasps gets mad] Patrick! ;s1e32_79 +Patrick; [turns around with an evil look on his face angrily grumbles gibberish in a barbaric manner, making everyone scared and run to a dead-end at the Goo Lagoon dock Patrick roars with rage] Huaaagh! ;s1e32_80 +{system}; [Everyone gets scared.] ;s1e32_81 +Patrick; Give me SpongeBob! [SpongeBob is thrown in front of the group of citizens] ;s1e32_82 +SpongeBob; [laughs nervously] ;s1e32_83 +Patrick; You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours! ;s1e32_84 +SpongeBob; Okay, Patrick, I know I deserve this. [notes the crowd] But, do they? ;s1e32_85 +Patrick; They didn't get me anything either! [They throw a pile of gifts at Patrick's feet] Nope, it's too late for that now... for all of you! ;s1e32_86 +{system}; [He walks onto and over the gifts, about to kill everyone, starting with SpongeBob. The citizens take a step back and SpongeBob is scared Patrick's shadow looms over SpongeBob's horrified face as he prepares to face the inevitable as Patrick roars and growls evilly. Suddenly, Sandy arrives just in time behind Patrick with the repaired balloon and whipping at the scallops] ;s1e32_87 +Sandy; Yee-haw! Get along, little shellfish! Gallop, you scallops! [whipping the scallops as she lands in the carnival with the balloon right behind Patrick and letting the scallops go] ;s1e32_88 +SpongeBob; [smiles, relieved] Yeah! Sandy's here! Woo-hoo! Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here! The best Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! [jumping up and down pointing behind Patrick] ;s1e32_89 +Patrick; [ignores SpongeBob] Sure it is. ;s1e32_90 +SpongeBob; [jumping] I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around! ;s1e32_91 +Patrick;Uh-uh.;s1e32_92 +SpongeBob; [desperately] Patrick, just turn around! [Patrick still wouldn't listen. Everyone is yelling at Patrick to turn around, but he doesn't] ;s1e32_93 +Crowd; Turn around! You nincompoop! Why you! ;s1e32_94 +Patrick; You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh? ;s1e32_95 +Crowd; Yes! Turn around! ;s1e32_96 +Patrick;No.;s1e32_97 +Crowd; [chanting] Turn around! Turn around! ;s1e32_98 +Patrick; Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention. I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason...ever! ;s1e32_99 +Sandy; Howdy, Patrick! ;s1e32_100 +Patrick; [turns around] Hi, Sandy! [notices the chocolate balloon, then is confused and speaks gibberish] ;s1e32_101 +SpongeBob; Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! [Patrick jumps for joy and jumps on the balloon] ;s1e32_102 +Patrick; Yay! My valentine! Hey, is this solid chocolate? ;s1e32_103 +SpongeBob; Patrick, no! [Patrick bites the balloon and chocolate explodes everywhere. SpongeBob and Patrick are in the mess] ;s1e32_104 +Patrick; Aw, SpongeBob... you didn't have to get me anything. ;s1e32_105 +{system}; [The episode opens with Squidward coming out of his house, setting up a lawn chair, and sitting in it] ;s1e33_1 +Squidward; Ah, time to relax. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] ;s1e33_2 +SpongeBob; [gasps] Squidward! ;s1e33_3 +Squidward; [spits out the gum] Well, time to go. [folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door, but SpongeBob stops him] ;s1e33_4 +SpongeBob; Squidward! Squidward, wait! ;s1e33_5 +Squidward; Now what? ;s1e33_6 +SpongeBob; You dropped this little piece of paper. ;s1e33_7 +Squidward; Yeah, so what? ;s1e33_8 +Squidward; What's the big deal? It's only garbage. ;s1e33_9 +SpongeBob; Garbage?! But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. A treasure trove of... ;s1e33_10 +Squidward; ...garbage! [walks inside his house] ;s1e33_11 +Squidward; Right. [closes door] ;s1e33_12 +SpongeBob; Does that mean I can have it? ;s1e33_13 +Squidward; Yes, by all means, take it! [the phone rings. Picks it up] Hello? ;s1e33_14 +SpongeBob; You sure? ;s1e33_15 +SpongeBob; So are you definitely, positively sure? ;s1e33_16 +Squidward; Get out! ;s1e33_17 +SpongeBob; But are you... ;s1e33_18 +Squidward; [screaming] Get out! [gets SpongeBob out] ;s1e33_19 +SpongeBob; Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. ;s1e33_20 +Squidward; Take it, SpongeBob. Take it, please. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! ;s1e33_21 +SpongeBob; So, I take that as a possible no? Squidward? Squidward? Squidward? [Squidward closes the door] Okay, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. ;s1e33_22 +Squidward; [walking up to his clarinet] SpongeBob... [SpongeBob is laughing outside. Squidward tries to play his clarinet, but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter, so he peeks out the window] What in the world are you giggling about? ;s1e33_23 +SpongeBob; I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! [Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet] ;s1e33_24 +Squidward; How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? [plays his clarinet, but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing] Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! [peeks out his window again and SpongeBob is running around with the piece of paper high, above his head] ;s1e33_25 +SpongeBob; La, la, la, la, la. Gary, watch this! [twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. ;s1e33_26 +Gary;Meow.;s1e33_27 +Squidward; Super-moron's more like it. ;s1e33_28 +SpongeBob; Now I'm... [jumps into the air out of his pants. He is now naked with a paper for a loincloth] SpongeBob JunglePants! [does Tarzan impression] ;s1e33_29 +Squidward; Oh, boy. ;s1e33_30 +SpongeBob; Ugh. SpongeBob JunglePants summon animal friends. [roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises] ;s1e33_31 +Gary;Meow.;s1e33_32 +SpongeBob; You're right, Gary. I'm not a jungle boy. I'm a box of army supplies, [jumps off his pineapple with his clothes back on] bringing relief to the hungry troops! [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. We see Squidward watching from a safe distance] Landing just in time for the bullfight! [waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! Toro, toro! Toro, Gary, toro... [pushes Gary across with his foot] Hey, ole! Now for some impressions. A guy with a mustache. [puts the piece of paper over his upper lip, where a mustache would be] Look at me, I'm a guy with a mustache. A pirate with an eye patch. [puts the paper over one of his eyes] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. A regular guy with an eye patch. [puts the paper over his eye again] Arrgh, I am not a pirate. ;s1e33_33 +Squidward; Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. [SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Blows it in and out of his holes] How did he do that? ;s1e33_34 +SpongeBob; Look, Gary, oral-gami. [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper] ;s1e33_35 +Kids; Bird! Yay! [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll] Paper dolls, yay! ;s1e33_36 +Squidward;" Hey, that little paper does seem like fun. [puts his hand over his mouth] What am I saying?! I am such an idiot. [laughs] SpongeBob, honestly, and his dumb paper. He calls that fun? [goes back home, opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. [laughs at what the magazine says inside] Erosion. [laughs] Mitosis. [SpongeBob laughs. Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. [the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times as SpongeBob makes airplane noises. The paper then pauses mid-flight to ""shoot"" a rubber duck in the tub as SpongeBob imitates a machine gun before it flies back out the window. The rubber duck sinks under the water. Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. This is more fun than anything. [SpongeBob is laughing outside. Squidward paints, but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. When he notices this, he tears up his painting] I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! [runs outside and whistles while playing paddleball] I'm having fun, la-la-la... ";s1e33_37 +SpongeBob; [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? La-la-la-la-la... [jumps up and down] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... ;s1e33_38 +Squidward; What? What did you...? [SpongeBob laughs] ;s1e33_39 +SpongeBob; Oh, that's a good one, Squidward, now let me try. [folds the paper in half] Have you heard any good jokes, Mr. Paper? ;s1e33_40 +Paper; What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? ;s1e33_41 +SpongeBob; I don't know, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? ;s1e33_42 +Paper; It was all washed up! [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. Squidward runs off] ;s1e33_43 +SpongeBob; La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [Cut to later that day, where Squidward is seen riding a shell mobile] ;s1e33_44 +Squidward; Haha, I'm having so much fun with my new shell-cart. Ah-haha. Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? [SpongeBob comes down with the paper acting as the propellers of a helicopter] ;s1e33_45 +SpongeBob; Nope. [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. Then he comes out with his clarinet] ;s1e33_46 +Squidward; Well, you can't play music with a piece of paper! [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. Little black musical note symbols fall out of the clarinet as he plays] ;s1e33_47 +SpongeBob; [applauding] Hooray! Hooray! That was great, Squidward. All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. ;s1e33_48 +Squidward; What? I didn't play any wrong notes. [plays the song off-key again. Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays] ;s1e33_49 +Squidward; [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! Now let go of it. I said let go of it! [SpongeBob still holding on to it] Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... [jumps up and down] ;s1e33_50 +SpongeBob; I can't! ;s1e33_51 +Squidward; What do you mean you can't? [SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper] ;s1e33_52 +SpongeBob; I can't! You made me promise no matter how much you begged, and pleaded, and cried not to give the paper back to you ever. ;s1e33_53 +Squidward; I never said anything like that! ;s1e33_54 +SpongeBob; Sure you did, Squidward, look. [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] ;s1e33_55 +Squidward; [in the flip-book] Take it, SpongeBob. Take it, please. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give that paper back to me� ever! ;s1e33_56 +SpongeBob; Wanna see it again? ;s1e33_57 +Squidward; No, I don't wanna see it again! Just give me that paper. ;s1e33_58 +SpongeBob; Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. [walks off] Maybe I should get going. ;s1e33_59 +Squidward; Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. [looks around for something to trade] Yeah-yeah, something, something... [reaches in his pocket and takes out something] A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! Wait! Hold on there, chum. [chuckles] I'm going to make you an offer. [SpongeBob looks to see what he has, which is revealed to be a rubberband and tiny bits of pocket lint] ;s1e33_60 +SpongeBob; Wow, pocket lint! You drive a hard bargain, Squidward. Paper for lint, hmmm... ;s1e33_61 +Squidward; Not the lint, the rubber band! ;s1e33_62 +Squidward; Oh, dare, dare! ;s1e33_63 +Squidward; Listen, you! [puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose] You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. [Later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow] Gotta get that paper. [walks back to get more stuff] ;s1e33_64 +Squidward; Trade... [walks back] ;s1e33_65 +SpongeBob; Hey, listen... [Squidward brings his house over] ;s1e33_66 +SpongeBob; Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? Because it's...(cries) it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. ;s1e33_67 +Squidward; (sadly) Okay, the shirt! [takes his shirt off] Take it! Take my shirt! ;s1e33_68 +SpongeBob; Squidward's shirt. I've always loved that shirt. Okay, okay, I'll trade! [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. Squidward, do you want your other stuff, �cause this is all I'll need? ;s1e33_69 +Squidward; You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! I've got the paper, and you've got my useless garbage. [puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob] I got it! [laughs] And you can't have it. [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. You're a sucker, sucker! [laughs, and runs back over to where his house used to be] At last, what should we try first, Mr. Paper? Impressions! A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. [puts the paper on his nose] Look at me! I'm a guy with a piece of paper... on his... nose. Hm... A-ha! Wait, wait, wait, wait... [puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out, revealing a wadded up piece of paper that is wet] Ta-dah! ;s1e33_70 +Children;Boo!;s1e33_71 +Squidward; [takes the piece of paper off his tongue and dries off it.] Okay, okay, uh... helicopter! [puts the piece of paper on his fingers] Gentlemen, start your engines. I'm flying! Oh yeah, I'm flying! I'm flying! That's right, that's right, here we go now. [bends up and down, trying to fly] I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... [sighs in exhaustion] ...flying. [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! [throws it on the ground] A guy stomping on the piece of paper [stomps on the paper, then picks it up] I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for a... ;s1e33_72 +Patrick; [walks up to Squidward chewing gum] A worthless piece of paper. [grabs the paper] Hey, thanks, it's just what I needed, Squidward. [blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can. Then he walks away, towards SpongeBob's house] Nice shirt, SpongeBob. [laughs] ;s1e33_73 +Squidward; [wind whistling] Does anybody have any sunscreen? ;s1e33_74 + Mr. Krabs ; [looks around the Krusty Krab with a telescope] Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash! ;s1e34_1 +SpongeBob; Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons! ;s1e34_2 + Mr. Krabs ; Wait, I saw it first! Hyah! [jumps onto the table and sweats] Mine, mine! Huh?! ;s1e34_3 +SpongeBob; Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty. ;s1e34_4 + Mr. Krabs ; What's this? Where are the doubloons? ;s1e34_5 +SpongeBob;" [laughs] There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: ""The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt."" ";s1e34_6 +Patrick; Based on a real treasure map. ;s1e34_7 +SpongeBob; Take a break and play around with us. ;s1e34_8 + Mr. Krabs ; Have you finished cleaning the tables? ;s1e34_9 +SpongeBob; I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e34_10 + Mr. Krabs ; Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside? ;s1e34_11 + Mr. Krabs ; Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me. ;s1e34_12 +Patrick; My turn. [rolls the dice] 5. [makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card] One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. [SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs] It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e34_13 + Mr. Krabs ; Patrick, you're fired! ;s1e34_14 +Patrick; But I don't even work here! ;s1e34_15 +Patrick; Boy, would I?! ;s1e34_16 + Mr. Krabs ; [takes the hat off Patrick's head] You're fired! ;s1e34_17 +SpongeBob; My turn. [rolls the dice] 1, 2, 3, 4. [picks up the card and reads it] Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. [looks through the hole in the tree] Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone. ;s1e34_18 + Mr. Krabs ; [gasps] Shiver me timbers! ;s1e34_19 +SpongeBob; [laughs] Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. Your turn again, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e34_20 + Mr. Krabs ; [rolls the dice] Ooh, fish eyes. 1, 2. ;s1e34_21 +SpongeBob;" [picks up card and reads it] You are a real pirate. Go straight to the ""X"" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs! ";s1e34_22 + Mr. Krabs ; Treasure? [digs with a small toy shovel and a mini plastic treasure chest appears] There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! [starts sweating profusely] ;s1e34_23 +SpongeBob; Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again. ;s1e34_24 +Fred; [walks into the Krusty Krab] Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- [Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head, and heads for the door] Help! Help! [Mr. Krabs throws him out the door] My leg! ;s1e34_25 + Mr. Krabs ; Can't you see we're closed?! [rushes back to the game table] Ready for another round? This is my kind of game! ;s1e34_26 +SpongeBob; [very tired] I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep. ;s1e34_27 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, you can't walk out on me now. ;s1e34_28 +SpongeBob; I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. [yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out] See you tomorrow. [walks inside his house after bringing Patrick home. Rattling noises heard] Huh? Who's there? [turns a light on] ;s1e34_29 +SpongeBob; [pushes Mr. Krabs outside] Mr. Krabs, it's late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. [closes the door, but Mr. Krabs is inside the house once again] ;s1e34_30 + Mr. Krabs ; Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure. ;s1e34_31 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, you gotta... [opens the door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside] ;s1e34_32 + Mr. Krabs ; Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure. ;s1e34_33 +SpongeBob; But, Mr. Krabs... ;s1e34_34 + Mr. Krabs ; I'll roll for you, boy. ;s1e34_35 +SpongeBob; But, Mr... ;s1e34_36 + Mr. Krabs ; [rolls the dice] 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad. ;s1e34_37 +SpongeBob; [yelling in frustration] Mr. Krabs, I want to go to bed! [pauses] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know? ;s1e34_38 + Mr. Krabs ; A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. [picks up the game board and folds it in half] I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealing with here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. [walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the rooster crows everyone up.] Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. ;s1e34_39 +SpongeBob; Aw, go home already. [gets out of bed and looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e34_40 + Mr. Krabs ; That�s Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates. ;s1e34_41 +SpongeBob; [excited] Pirates? ;s1e34_42 + Mr. Krabs ; Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map? ;s1e34_43 + Mr. Krabs ; Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh. ;s1e34_44 +SpongeBob; Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches. ;s1e34_45 + Mr. Krabs ; Now, don't you feel more like pirates? ;s1e34_46 +SpongeBob; [walks towards the plank using two peg legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on the plank] ;s1e34_47 +Patrick; [walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes] I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. [falls on SpongeBob] Ow. ;s1e34_48 + Mr. Krabs ; Arrgh! [fade to ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark. ;s1e34_49 +SpongeBob; Really? Can we see the map? ;s1e34_50 + Mr. Krabs ; Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map. ;s1e34_51 +SpongeBob; Okie dokie, then. ;s1e34_52 + Mr. Krabs ;" Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, ""okie dokie, then."" A pirate says, ""arrgh!"" ";s1e34_53 +SpongeBob; Okie... oops. [laughs while a jellyfish flies by him] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain Krabs. [his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh... ;s1e34_54 + Mr. Krabs ; Out with it man, arrgh! ;s1e34_55 +Patrick; I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! [crash] land... ;s1e34_56 + Mr. Krabs ; Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants? ;s1e34_57 +SpongeBob; The whole ship is underwater captain. ;s1e34_58 + Mr. Krabs ; Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it, boys, from the seaweed with 2 leaves on it. 10,000 paces east. ;s1e34_59 +SpongeBob; But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off] Which way, cap'n? ;s1e34_60 + Mr. Krabs ; Ensign Patrick, which way is east? ;s1e34_61 + Mr. Krabs ;" 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the ""X""? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east. ";s1e34_62 + Mr. Krabs ; Weast? What kind of compass you reading, lad? ;s1e34_63 + Mr. Krabs ; That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. [cuts to the crew walking again] 9,551... 9,552... ;s1e34_64 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, we're tired. ;s1e34_65 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, so this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass, or by the size of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew. And without a loyal crew... [one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears] what am I captain of? Just... a bunch of sand! [cries] ;s1e34_66 +Patrick; Don't cry, Captain Krabs. ;s1e34_67 +SpongeBob; [sniffles and crying] Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. [both cry] ;s1e34_68 + Mr. Krabs ; You'll stay with me then? ;s1e34_69 +SpongeBob; We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever! ;s1e34_70 + Mr. Krabs ; I knew I could count on you boys. One for all! ;s1e34_71 +Patrick; And all for one! [laying on ground at night outside tent] ;s1e34_72 +SpongeBob; I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent. ;s1e34_73 +Patrick; I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks. ;s1e34_74 +SpongeBob; But we've only been gone a few hours. ;s1e34_75 +Patrick; I know. [chuckles. SpongeBob moves away] ;s1e34_76 +SpongeBob; I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now! ;s1e34_77 +Patrick; [entering the tent] Captain Krabs? ;s1e34_78 +SpongeBob; He's not here. ;s1e34_79 +Patrick; Look! The treasure map. ;s1e34_80 +SpongeBob; Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick. ;s1e34_81 +Patrick; [walks toward the map] Yeah... ;s1e34_82 +SpongeBob; Patrick, what are you doing? ;s1e34_83 +Patrick;Nothing.;s1e34_84 +SpongeBob; Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map. [Patrick touches the map] ;s1e34_85 +Patrick; I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that, is there? ;s1e34_86 +SpongeBob; No, guess there isn't. [both poking the map, until it opens] Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. [Both laugh. Their eyes enlarge and search the map] ;s1e34_87 +Patrick; The map, the map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. [Their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads.] ;s1e34_88 +Patrick;SpongeBob?;s1e34_89 +SpongeBob;Yeah?;s1e34_90 +Patrick; Did you notice something familiar about this map? ;s1e34_91 +SpongeBob; You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper? ;s1e34_92 + Mr. Krabs ; [appearing right behind them and angry] Do you think this is a problem? ;s1e34_93 +SpongeBob; [scream] Mr. Krabs! ;s1e34_94 + Mr. Krabs ; Sneaking peeks at me treasure map? ;s1e34_95 +Patrick; We're sorry. ;s1e34_96 + Mr. Krabs ; That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye? ;s1e34_97 +SpongeBob; Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all! ;s1e34_98 +Patrick; I think that. ;s1e34_99 + Mr. Krabs ; I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that! ;s1e34_100 +{system};" [SpongeBob and Patrick both begged in mercy and then the ""X"" symbol appeared underneath them.] ";s1e34_101 +SpongeBob;" [gasps] Look! It's the ""X."" ";s1e34_102 + Mr. Krabs ;" [eyes go into ""X"" like symbol] ""X"" marks the spot! ";s1e34_103 +SpongeBob; Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map. ;s1e34_104 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, what are you waiting for, lads? [SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging.] Dig! Dig! [minutes later] Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. ;s1e34_105 +SpongeBob; We got it, Captain Krabs. ;s1e34_106 + Mr. Krabs ; Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave! [brings the treasure up] We finally found it. [opens up the treasure chest] ;s1e34_107 +Chorus; The Dutchman's Treasure! ;s1e34_108 +All;Wow!;s1e34_109 +SpongeBob; What are you going to do with your share, Patrick? ;s1e34_110 +Patrick; I don't know. How are you going to spend your share, SpongeBob? ;s1e34_111 + Mr. Krabs ; What shares? You're not getting any of my treasure! ;s1e34_112 +SpongeBob; We found it together. So we deserve a share! ;s1e34_113 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine! ;s1e34_114 +SpongeBob; What about loyalty? ;s1e34_115 + Mr. Krabs ; All for one. ;s1e34_116 +SpongeBob; And one for all. ;s1e34_117 + Mr. Krabs ; All for one. ;s1e34_118 + Mr. Krabs ; All for one. ;s1e34_119 +SpongeBob; And one for all. ;s1e34_120 +FlyingDutchman; [sleeping] I'm the Flying Dutchman. ;s1e34_121 + Mr. Krabs ; All for one. ;s1e34_122 +SpongeBob; And one for all. ;s1e34_123 +FlyingDutchman; [sleeping] I'm the Flying Dutchman. [wakes up] Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep. [noticing them fighting over the treasure chest] Huh? ;s1e34_124 + Mr. Krabs ; All for one. ;s1e34_125 +Patrick; One for all. [lightning strikes] ;s1e34_126 +FlyingDutchman; Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure? ;s1e34_127 + Mr. Krabs ; [shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick] They did! ;s1e34_128 +FlyingDutchman; Arrgh! [picks up the treasure chest] So you two scallywags dug up me treasure? ;s1e34_129 +SpongeBob; [hugging each other in fear] Uh-huh! ;s1e34_130 +FlyingDutchman; Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's a reward for the two of ya's. ;s1e34_131 +{system}; [The Flying Dutchman giving them couple of gold doubloons] ;s1e34_132 +SpongeBob;Wow!;s1e34_133 +Chorus; Two gold doubloons! ;s1e34_134 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.] ;s1e34_135 + Mr. Krabs ; Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward? ;s1e34_136 +FlyingDutchman; Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. [flicks something to Mr. Krabs] ;s1e34_137 + Mr. Krabs ; Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! [a tiny plastic treasure chest] Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest! ;s1e34_138 +Chorus;Plastic!;s1e34_139 +FlyingDutchman; Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. [laughs] ;s1e34_140 +Patrick; Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again. ;s1e34_141 +{system}; [Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes.] ;s1e34_142 +{system}; [At Glove World! Where SpongeBob and Patrick are standing outside the amusement park.] ;s1e35_1 +SpongeBob; [Patrick is licking a glove-shaped lollipop] Another funtastic day at Glove World! [the bus stops at the bus stop and both of them get in, but SpongeBob struggles for a bit with his balloon] ;s1e35_2 + Incidental 41 ; (as a bus driver) Ahem. [points to a coin deposit] ;s1e35_3 +SpongeBob; Let me get my wallet. [turns around and the balloon hits Incidental 41's] Wait, let me check this pocket. [turns around and the balloon hits him again] No... [turns around and the balloon hits Incidental 41 again] Patrick? Do you have any change? ;s1e35_4 +Patrick; How much do you need? ;s1e35_5 +SpongeBob; How much is it? ;s1e35_6 + Incidental 41 ; Fifty cents. ;s1e35_7 +SpongeBob; [turns around and the balloon smacks Incidental 41 in the back of his head] Fifty cents. ;s1e35_8 +SpongeBob; [turns around and the balloon smacks Incidental 41 again] Let me check my other poc- ;s1e35_9 + Incidental 41 ; [annoyed] Forget it! ;s1e35_10 +SpongeBob; [turns around and balloon smacks Incidental 41 again] What did you say? ;s1e35_11 +SpongeBob; Thanks, mister. ;s1e35_12 + Incidental 41 ; Yeah, whatev- [SpongeBob turns around and balloon smacks him in the back of the head, causing him to glare at SpongeBob with an annoyed grin] ;s1e35_13 +Patrick; Show me what you got at Glove World! ;s1e35_14 +SpongeBob; Okay! Here's my glove light. [turns on a light] ;s1e35_15 +SpongeBob; [puts the light inside his head] I see you! [both laugh] ;s1e35_16 +Patrick; I got gloves for my glove action-figure! [puts a tiny glove on the big glove's thumb] ;s1e35_17 +SpongeBob;" Cool! [Patrick looks out the window and notices a sign that says ""You Are Now Leaving Bikini Bottom"" as they drive past it] ";s1e35_18 +Patrick; Hey, SpongeBob? ;s1e35_19 +SpongeBob; [a tiny glove is on his nose] Yeah, Patrick? ;s1e35_20 +Patrick; Where's 'Leaving Bikini Bottom'? ;s1e35_21 +SpongeBob; Where did you see that? ;s1e35_22 +Patrick; We just passed the sign. 'You are now in Leaving Bikini Bottom'. ;s1e35_23 +SpongeBob; [gasps] What?! [looks out the window] ;s1e35_24 +Patrick;" What's wrong, SpongeBob? [driving past a sign that says ""Bikini Bottom City Limits""] ";s1e35_25 +SpongeBob; Patrick, I think we're on the wrong buuuuuuuuuu.... [the bus drives down at a 90-degree angle road. SpongeBob and Patrick fly back and his the back of the bus] ...bus! [walks slowly up front. His face gets all distorted as he is moving closer. His pants rip off and fly at Patrick, but Patrick ducks in time. Then SpongeBob's underwear hits Patrick in the face. The bus comes to an immediate stop and both fly forward and hit the windshield. Then the balloon smacks Incidental 41 onto the windshield and all of them peel off together. SpongeBob and Patrick are kicked out of the bus] But, sir, we need to get back to Bikini Bottom. ;s1e35_26 +SpongeBob; [reads a sign] Rock Bottom. [scroll over to a bus station] It sure is weird around here. Kinda different, even the soil looks different. [picks up some green soil] ;s1e35_27 +Soil; Would you... [raspberry] mind... [raspberry] putting me down? [SpongeBob shakes him off as he gasps] ;s1e35_28 +Patrick; I still can't read the sign! I wanna go home! ;s1e35_29 +SpongeBob; Uhh, uhh, okay. You wait for the bus. Call me when it comes. I'm gonna get a bus schedule. [walks off] Boy, this place sure is creepy. [the bus drives by with Patrick's head sticking out the window] ;s1e35_30 +Patrick; Hey, SpongeBob, the bus is here! [SpongeBob runs after the bus] SpongeBob...! [the bus drives up the 90-degree angle road and SpongeBob tries to run up the road, but falls down. Tries a couple more times but is unsuccessful] ;s1e35_31 +SpongeBob; I guess Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus. [puts on Grandpa SquarePants' disguise] Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle. [takes off his disguise] I better go wait for the next one. [later, SpongeBob is standing by the bus stop sign with his glove balloon in his right hand] C'mon, bus! I've got to get home and feed Gary! [notices his shoe is untied and lets go of the balloon] Uh-oh, shoe's untied. [puts his foot on the bus sign] Over, under, and over, and loop-dee-loop, and over... [the bus drives up and then drives off] and through the barrel. [later, the wind is blowing SpongeBob's glove hat on his side so he puts it back. Wind blows the balloon away] My balloon! [chases after the balloon, jumping for it when he gets the chance. A bus drives up and then drives off] Wait! Hold on! Stop that bus! Aww, not again! [throws his hat down. Notices Incidental 211] Umm, excuse me, sir. Can you help me? [Incidental 211 gives raspberry] Uhh, uhh, yeah, I... [Incidental 211 runs after the balloon] No, no! Not the balloon! I need to know when the next bus comes... [the bus drives up and then drives off. SpongeBob runs after it, but decides to walk back to the bus stop sign] Well, there goes another one. I gotta be more diligent. I am not leaving this spot no matter what! [SpongeBob's stomach growls] I'm gettin' hungry. Glove candy dispenser! Good thing I went to Glove World!. [squeezes out 6 tiny glove candies onto his tongue, then spits them out] Eww, glove flavored! Hey, what's that? [a Kandy Machine is shown across the road] A candy machine. [rubs his tummy] Mmm, kelp nougat crunch. Mmm... [checks each side of the road to see if a bus is coming] I'm not leaving this spot no matter what! [his stomach growls] I'll only be gone a second. [runs over to the machine. While getting out a quarter, a bus drives up. Runs back across to bus] Hey! [the bus drives off] Ooh! [stomach growls. Takes a few steps across the road and turns around to check for the bus. Takes a few more steps and checks again. Gets to the candy machine and takes out the quarter. Before inserting it, he checks for a bus. There's no bus so he puts in the quarter but a bus DOES come and drives off.] Wait! [Now he checks to his left down the road and decides to sprint across and get some candy. Pushes some buttons and checks for the bus. The candy is slowly coming down] Come on, come on! [candy drops to the bottom. SpongeBob grabs for it, but a bus drives up and then drives off. SpongeBob gets angry. He reaches for the candy but a bus comes up. Every time he reaches for the candy, the bus drives forward but when he pulls his arm away, the bus drives backwards. So he decides to leave the candy and run after the bus, but the bus drives off before he can get there. Incidental 222 comes up and takes the candy] Hey! That was mine! [walks over to the candy machine. 3 buses drives up and drive off while he's over there so he decides to run back. No more buses come, so he shakes the bus sign angrily] Barnacles! Alright, that's it! No more mister nice guy! [later, SpongeBob is at the candy machine staring at it and a bus drives up. Another SpongeBob tip-toes up, but the SpongeBob at the candy machine falls over revealing it to be made of wood. The bus drives off] Tartar sauce! [SpongeBob is now a bench. A bus drives up, but drives off after it notices the SpongeBob bench] Fish paste! [walking into the bus station] I'm getting to the bottom of this, right now! I want a bus to Bikini Bottom! I am first in line and no one is gonna tell me otherwise! [sees Incidental 220 standing behind him already in line] Okay, second! I am second in line! [sees Incidental 206 already in line] Okay, third is good! [Incidental 205 is already in line] Fourth, not bad. [Cut to SpongeBob at the end of the line behind Incidental 221] Okay, 329. I am 329th in line and nobody forget it! [Incidental 221 spits out a giant egg on SpongeBob's head with the number 329 on it] ;s1e35_32 +WindowAttendant; Next. [raspberry] ;s1e35_33 +SpongeBob; Well, at least the line is moving. [everyone steps forward. Egg hatches 3 baby fish that jump in front of SpongeBob, thus making him remain 329th in line. SpongeBob gets extremely furious. He lets out an angry growl.] Tartar sauce! [SpongeBob hides inside his clothes and goes ballistic. Then comes out and everyone staring at him turns around] ;s1e35_34 +WindowAttendant; [time is going fast. raspberry] Next. [raspberry] Next. [raspberry. SpongeBob is sleeping] Next. [raspberry] Next! ;s1e35_35 +SpongeBob; [wakes up] Huh? ;s1e35_36 +WindowAttendant; What? [raspberry] ;s1e35_37 +SpongeBob; The bus schedule. The next bus. ;s1e35_38 +WindowAttendant; (reveals himself as Incidental 222) I can't... [raspberry] understand... [raspberry] your accent. [raspberry] ;s1e35_39 +SpongeBob; The next bus... [raspberry] to Bikini... [raspberry] Bottom. [long raspberry] ;s1e35_40 + Incidental 222 ; Ohh. [raspberry] Why didn't you say so? [raspberry] Next bus leaves in... [raspberry] 5 seconds. [the bus leaves] Ohh, tough luck, kid. [raspberry] That's the last one til' morning. [raspberry] ;s1e35_41 +SpongeBob; Oh, [raspberry] no... [raspberry] you don't! [raspberry] ;s1e35_42 +SpongeBob; Hold it, I'm not through here! [raspberry] Do you hear me? [raspberry] I demand you come back and give me a bus to Bikini Bottom right now! Until then, I am not leaving this spot! [gives three raspberries. Lights turn off. SpongeBob laughs nervously] Okay, like I said, I'll be right here when you get back. At this spot. In the dark. By myself. With no one around. Except my glove light! [turns on the light] Ah, that's better. ;s1e35_43 +{system}; [The glove light buzzes with a spark fuse and it stops working short pause.] ;s1e35_44 +SpongeBob; This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness. Hey! [closes his eyes] If I close my eyes, it doesn't seem so dark. ;s1e35_45 +{system}; [A raspberry is heard in the distance he opens his eyes] ;s1e35_46 +SpongeBob; Who's there?! [walks down the road] Well, I guess that spot will be there tomorrow. I better just keep walking. [hears another raspberry] Running. Better start running. Running. Running. [hears another raspberry] Sprinting! Yes! I just gotta keep sprinting! [runs into the 90-degree angle road. Sits down with scallops flying around his head] Sitting, sitting. Bleeding. [hears noise] Hey, who's there? [hears another raspberry] Okay, that's enough! [hears another raspberry] Don't come closer! [hears another raspberry] I'm warning you! [hears another raspberry] I'm a sponge! [a red light shines around SpongeBob. It's Incidental 211 from earlier] Oh, it's only you. [Incidental 211 ties the white balloon to SpongeBob's wrist] Well, that solves my balloon problem, but I have a bigger problem. [Incidental 211 begins blowing the balloon bigger] I'm kinda stuck here. I need to catch a bus to get home. You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you? Balloon... [raspberry] has... [raspberry] enough... [raspberry] air... [raspberry] thanks. [gives a few more raspberries as he is floating up] Hey, I get it, balloon travel! Thank... [raspberry] you! [raspberry] ;s1e35_47 + Incidental 211 ; You're welcome! ;s1e35_48 +SpongeBob; [with the balloon still tied to his wrist and turned yellow and it floats all the way back home] Ah, home at last. [the balloon pops] ;s1e35_49 +Patrick; [riding another bus to Rock Bottom] Don't worry, SpongeBob, I'm coming back for ya! ;s1e35_50 +SpongeBob; Good morning, Bikini Bottom! Ah, what a beautiful day. [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. ;s1e36_1 +Patrick; Hiya, SpongeBob! [Patrick's hand comes over from a sand castle rock with his face drawn on his hand] Whatcha doin'? ;s1e36_2 +SpongeBob; Goin' over to Sandy's place. [both hands walk off together and arrive at a sand-made treedome] Hey, what's this? This doesn't look like Sandy's place. ;s1e36_3 +Sandy; Don't lose your barnacles, boys. Hi-yah! [Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] There it is. ;s1e36_4 +SpongeBob; What is it? ;s1e36_5 +Sandy; Can't you see? It's Texas. ;s1e36_6 +SpongeBob; Texas? What's a Texas? [a wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display] ;s1e36_7 +Sandy; Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now. ;s1e36_8 +Sandy; You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel like sand castles, SpongeBob. I'll see y'all later. [walks off] ;s1e36_9 +SpongeBob; Sandy? Hi-yah! ;s1e36_10 +Sandy; Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now. ;s1e36_11 +SpongeBob; Uhh, Sandy? [surfs in the air] Surf's up, Sandy! ;s1e36_12 +Sandy; No, thanks. [enters Jellyfish Fields. Jellyfish are heard buzzing] ;s1e36_13 +SpongeBob; [Runs after a jellyfish with a net] Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing! [Patrick runs after one while laughing, then falls on his face. He gets up and runs again] ;s1e36_14 +SpongeBob; Look, Sandy, we caught one! ;s1e36_15 +SpongeBob; [laughs] We don't eat 'em! We let 'em go! ;s1e36_16 +Patrick; Fly away, little critter! ;s1e36_17 +SpongeBob; Go on, go back to where you belong. [the jellyfish flies away as Sandy watches tearfully] Run along, back to your family and friends. I know they miss you as much as you miss them. Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind. Remember: there's no place like home! [Sandy begins to cry, filling her helmet with tears. She takes out a flusher handle and attaches it to her helmet. She pulls it down and all her tears drain out. Sandy gasps for air and pants.] ;s1e36_18 +SpongeBob; Sandy, what the heck are you crying about? ;s1e36_19 +Sandy; I ain't crying! My helmet just sprung a leak! ;s1e36_20 +SpongeBob; [suspicious] Sandy... ;s1e36_21 +Sandy; [confessing] Oh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick. ;s1e36_22 +SpongeBob; Homesick, huh? [SpongeBob thinks, and later, Sandy is blindfolded as SpongeBob and Patrick take her somewhere] Almost there. ;s1e36_23 +Sandy; Dead-gum it, SpongeBob, what is it? ;s1e36_24 +SpongeBob; Da-ta-dah! [the three are standing outside the Treedome] ;s1e36_25 +Patrick; Welcome home, Sandy! ;s1e36_26 +Sandy; Go away. [pulls a lever which brings down a metal covering on the treedome] ;s1e36_27 +SpongeBob; I don't get it, Patrick! What's wrong with Sandy? ;s1e36_28 +Patrick; Maybe it's just a squirrel thing. [a hole opens up in the top of the dome and Sandy comes out wearing a cowgirl hat and holding a guitar. Sandy tunes it] ;s1e36_29 +SpongeBob; Hey, Patrick, listen to that. [Patrick has the notes going around him] ;s1e36_30 +Patrick; Arrrgh! Get them off me! Get them off me! ;s1e36_31 +SpongeBob; Patrick, listen. You hear that? It's Sandy. ;s1e36_32 +Sandy; I wanna wake up in Texas. [live action scenery is shown] I miss those wide open skies. I miss my twenty acres, barbecues, and pecan pies, oh, why? When I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cry. [a live-action squirrel sheds a tear. SpongeBob and Patrick start sobbing. At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs hears the song and SpongeBob and Patrick crying, too, and Mr. Krabs starts sobbing also and accidentally gets hit by the cash register.] ;s1e36_33 +All; Please, make it stop! [Two customers are also sobbing : Incidental 42 dries his eyes with his Krabby Patty and gives it to the Incidental 23 who blows his nose on it] ;s1e36_34 +Sandy; I wanna go hoooommme. [Junior Brown's voice] I wanna go home. [as she sings she goes back into the Treedome. SpongeBob and Patrick continue sobbing and then stop] ;s1e36_35 +Patrick; Do you think she knows the Muffin Man song? ;s1e36_36 +SpongeBob; Patrick, she sang that song from her heart. She really misses Texas. ;s1e36_37 +Patrick; [mishears, and frantically covers himself] Where? ;s1e36_38 +{system}; [Later, SpongeBob and Patrick have gotten everything ready at the Krusty Krab] ;s1e36_39 +SpongeBob; Everything looks perfect. We're going to get Sandy now. ;s1e36_40 + Mr. Krabs ; [from inside] Well, hurry up, lads! We can't squat like this forever! ;s1e36_41 +{system}; [at Sandy's house where SpongeBob & : Patrick are playing leapfrog while going to her treedome] ;s1e36_42 +Patrick; Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab! ;s1e36_43 +SpongeBob; Shh! Don't spoil the surprise! [SpongeBob knocks, Sandy opens her door] ;s1e36_44 +Patrick; Hey, Sandy! ;s1e36_45 +SpongeBob; You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab? ;s1e36_46 +Sandy; [walks out with two suitcases] Hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Patrick. ;s1e36_47 +SpongeBob; What are you doing with those bags? ;s1e36_48 +Sandy; I'm going back home to Texas. ;s1e36_49 +SpongeBob; What?! Now?! You can't! I mean we... ;s1e36_50 +Sandy; It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home. ;s1e36_51 +SpongeBob; Wait, Sandy! You can't! Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that is not the right direction! Wait, if you don't...if I can't...augh! Sandy! Wait a second! You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab! ;s1e36_52 +Sandy; I'm tired of fish food, SpongeBob. ;s1e36_53 +SpongeBob; But, Sandy, don't you want to say goodbye to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab? ;s1e36_54 +Sandy; [gets on a bus] I just can't do that, SpongeBob. It'd be too sad. ;s1e36_55 +SpongeBob; No, no! Wait! Sandy! [the bus drives off] I can't believe she's gone. ;s1e36_56 +Patrick; Yeah. What's so great about dumb ol' Texas? [the bus suddenly speeds back : the doors open revealing Sandy with an angry look on her face] ;s1e36_57 +Sandy; What did you say?! ;s1e36_58 +Patrick; Texas is dumb? ;s1e36_59 +Sandy; [the bus drives off again] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain! ;s1e36_60 +SpongeBob; You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas? ;s1e36_61 +Patrick; Oh, then...can we say people from Texas are dumb? ;s1e36_62 +SpongeBob; [gets an idea] Oh, so we shouldn�t say anything bad about... [turns around : grabs his behind and shakes it and rolls eyes] Texas! ;s1e36_63 +SpongeBob; Look, Patrick, I'm Texas! Duh, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all! ;s1e36_64 +Patrick; I'm Texas, too. Git a dog, little longie! Git a dog! ;s1e36_65 +Patrick; Git a dog, little longie! Git a dog! ;s1e36_66 +Sandy; Y'all best cut it out! ;s1e36_67 +SpongeBob; [while Patrick does armpit farts] The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas! [Sandy gets steaming mad. SpongeBob turns into the shape of Texas] Hey, Patrick, what am I now? ;s1e36_68 +Patrick; Uhh, stupid? ;s1e36_69 +SpongeBob; No, I'm Texas! ;s1e36_70 +Patrick; What's the difference?! [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] ;s1e36_71 +Sandy; [drops suitcases] Y'all best apologize, or I'm going to be on you like ugly on an ape! ;s1e36_72 +SpongeBob; You'll have to catch us first! [SpongeBob and Patrick run off] We did it. We got her. ;s1e36_73 +Patrick; Krusty Krab, here we come! [turns head around to Sandy] Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb? ;s1e36_74 +SpongeBob; Okay, Patrick, that's enough. ;s1e36_75 +Patrick; Why? You think that old slowpoke Texas is gonna... [...catch up, which she is. And fast. Patrick's eyes bug out and he screams] ;s1e36_76 +SpongeBob; Run faster, Patrick! [both of them scream : they go around each side of a huge rock. Sandy crashes right through the rock, obliterating it, and walks while twirling a lasso. Her shoe engulfs the screen, Sandy lassoes Patrick and brings him into the background] ;s1e36_77 +Patrick; [screams] SpongeBob! [Nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears. SpongeBob screams. SpongeBob stops in front of a leaf and shakes as Sandy karate chops the leaf and SpongeBob in half] ;s1e36_78 +Sandy; Hi-yah! [SpongeBob jumps with his halves and he gets back together] Y'all going to take back what ya said! ;s1e36_79 +SpongeBob; No! Almost there! [runs toward the Krusty Krab. Sandy's lasso turns into the shape of SpongeBob : SpongeBob screams. As he jumps for the Krusty Krab, Sandy throws her lasso. SpongeBob hangs onto the door as Sandy pulls him towards her] ;s1e36_80 +Sandy; SpongeBob! You've been messing with the bull! Now here come the horns! ;s1e36_81 +SpongeBob; No, Sandy! No! [the front of the Krusty Krab tears off as Sandy has pulled tight enough] ;s1e36_82 +Everyone; Howdy, y'all! ;s1e36_83 +Sandy; Wha-what's this? ;s1e36_84 +SpongeBob; It's a party! ;s1e36_85 +Patrick; [hops over to the Krusty Krab, hogtied and covered in bandages] For you! ;s1e36_86 +Sandy; For me?! ;s1e36_87 +SpongeBob; It's your own little slice of Texas! Check it out, Sandy! We got square dancing... [Flats is holding a square] ...giant Barbecues... [Squidward is holding a sharp, spiky Q] ;s1e36_88 +Squidward; Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. ;s1e36_89 +SpongeBob; ...homemade peas-in-a-can pie... [Pearl is holding a pie with a can of peas in it] ...and we got our very own 10 gallon hats! [SpongeBob and Patrick put ten gallon water jugs on their heads] So, what do ya think? Are you gonna stay? ;s1e36_90 +{system}; [Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet. Everyone frowns as tears start to well up in SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes] ;s1e36_91 +SpongeBob; Don't cry anymore, Sandy, I'll go get your bags. ;s1e36_92 +Sandy; [takes out the flusher handle, attaches it to her helmet and flushes the water out again] I'm not crying, I'm laughing! I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues or pecan pies, home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya. [Everyone gathers around Sandy] ;s1e36_93 +Sandy; Huh? Duh. What am I doing? I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it. ;s1e36_94 +SpongeBob; Does that mean you'll stay? ;s1e36_95 +Sandy; I'm staying! [Everyone cheers, except Squidward] ;s1e36_96 +SpongeBob; That makes me feel all wiggly. ;s1e36_97 +Patrick; Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas? [cheering stops : cut back to the Bikini Atoll] ;s1e36_98 +Sandy; What did you just say?! ;s1e36_99 +Patrick; Should I start running now? ;s1e36_100 +{system}; [The episode opens at Goo Lagoon. A small bulldozer approaches the Goo Lagoon sign, tears it out of the ground, and throws it away. Just then, Plankton comes out of the bulldozer with his hard hat on, laughing evilly, and puts down a couple of construction barriers] ;s1e37_1 +Plankton; [takes out a megaphone and turns on] Attention, beach-goers! You are trespassing! You have exactly 17 minutes to haul your carcasses off the future site of the [puts up a sign] 'Chum Bucket Mega Bucket.' [all that is heard is a loud squeaking noise that catches some of the beachgoers' attention] ;s1e37_2 + Incidental 8 ;" Do you hear something? [Incidental 41 doesn't hear anything, and he shakes his head ""no."" Incidental 155 thinks the sound is coming from his megaphone, so he looks inside it, then turns it upside-down and shakes it.] ";s1e37_3 +Plankton; [angrily] Okay, have it your way. I don't mind bulldozing over each and every one-- ;s1e37_4 + Incidental 65 ; [grabs Plankton's bulldozer] Mommy, look! Somebody left this toy tractor here. ;s1e37_5 + Incidental 14 ; Put that down, Billy, that has germs on it. [Plankton frowns as his antennae droops and have germs on tractor of car oil.] ;s1e37_6 + Incidental 65 ; [drops the bulldozer] Aw, mom. ;s1e37_7 +Plankton; [talks through megaphone] You'll see. [throws away the megaphone] You'll all see! The future site of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket must be clear to these cretinous beachgoers. But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! [zoom out] I am small. I need someone big to clear the beach for me. I need... [giant foot almost steps on Plankton, but he dives out of the way] SpongeBob! ;s1e37_8 +Plankton; Yes. He's the one. [laughs evilly. The sand on his head falls off] ;s1e37_9 +SpongeBob; I'll have one... [Incidental 103 cuts in front of him] ;s1e37_10 + Incidental 103 ; Two, please. [Lou gives him two ice creams] Thanks. [walks off] ;s1e37_11 +Eel; Excuse me. [walks off licking the ice cream] ;s1e37_12 +SpongeBob; One, please. ;s1e37_13 + Incidental 39 ; Sorry, kid. We're all out. ;s1e37_14 +SpongeBob; Aww, barnacles. [he hears crying coming from Plankton, who's sitting on a bench with two strawberry ice creams] Plankton, what are you doing here? And why are you crying? ;s1e37_15 +SpongeBob; I'll eat one of those ice cream cones for ya. ;s1e37_16 +Plankton; SpongeBob! Would you do that for me? ;s1e37_17 +SpongeBob; Sure! [starts to lick the strawberry ice cream] ;s1e37_18 +Plankton; SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is still licking the strawberry ice cream] SpongeBob? [SpongeBob eats the whole ice cream and is now licking what's left inside. Plankton uses his megaphone to get SpongeBob's attention] SpongeBob! ;s1e37_19 +SpongeBob; [turns towards Plankton] Yeah? [spits out ice cream as he talks] ;s1e37_20 +Plankton; Isn't it great to get the things you desire? Like that ice cream cone, for instance. [SpongeBob licks his fingers] You can have anything you want with a little training. [SpongeBob licks his fingers again] ;s1e37_21 +SpongeBob;Training?;s1e37_22 +Plankton; Yes. You just have to learn to be more assertive. And I can show you how. ;s1e37_23 +SpongeBob; Assertive, huh? ;s1e37_24 +Plankton; That's right. ;s1e37_25 +SpongeBob; Anything I want. [licks his lips] Sounds great! [spits more ice cream at Plankton when talking] ;s1e37_26 +Plankton; No, no, be assertive! [SpongeBob puts his fingers in Incidental 23's pockets] ;s1e37_27 +SpongeBob; Beep Beep! [Plankton facepalms] ;s1e37_28 +Plankton; Not insertive! [Incidental 23 checks his watch by the time, then walks away] SpongeBob, you missed your chance! You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You're too soft! ;s1e37_29 +Plankton; Don't say it! [Plankton spots the eel that took SpongeBob's strawberry ice cream cone] There's the guy who took your ice cream. Don't you want it back? ;s1e37_30 +SpongeBob; Ice cream! [Plankton gets up and runs behind the eel] ;s1e37_31 +Plankton; Listen, you! My friend's got something to say! [The eel turns around] ;s1e37_32 +Eel; What, who said that? [talks to SpongeBob] Was it you? ;s1e37_33 +Plankton; Tell him off, SpongeBob. Assert yourself! ;s1e37_34 +SpongeBob; That's my ice cream cone! ;s1e37_35 +Plankton; Great! Now let him have it! ;s1e37_36 +SpongeBob; [misunderstanding what Plankton means] You can have it. ;s1e37_37 +SpongeBob; Hey, that guy was crying. ;s1e37_38 +Plankton; Those were tears of joy! He was happy that you were assertive! ;s1e37_39 +SpongeBob;Yeah!;s1e37_40 +Plankton; You see how wonderful life can be, [threateningly] when you're maniacal? ;s1e37_41 +SpongeBob; Uhh, I thought it was called assertive. ;s1e37_42 +Plankton;Whatever.;s1e37_43 +Scooter; Uhh, excuse me, my metal detector broke. Can I use yours? [SpongeBob hands the equipment to him] ;s1e37_44 +SpongeBob;Sure!;s1e37_45 +Plankton; SpongeBob, this is your next lesson. Be aggressive! Tell that guy to take a hike! ;s1e37_46 +SpongeBob; [misunderstands] Do you want to take a hike with me? ;s1e37_47 +Scooter;Yeah.;s1e37_48 +Plankton; [angry] Now, look what you've done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch! ;s1e37_49 +SpongeBob; [sees a ditch] Hey, go check in that ditch! [points to the ditch beside them. Scooter jumps down in the ditch and finds a treasure chest] ;s1e37_50 +Scooter; Wow, buried treasure! Thanks! ;s1e37_51 +SpongeBob; Did you see that, Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure! ;s1e37_52 +Plankton; [frustrated] SpongeBob, you'll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you'll tie him in a knot if you don't get your metal detector back! ;s1e37_53 +SpongeBob; Hey! I'm gonna tie your...shoe if you don't give that back! ;s1e37_54 +Scooter; But I'm wearing sandals! ;s1e37_55 +SpongeBob; Okay, never mind! [Plankton jumps off of SpongeBob] It's alright, Plankton, he's wearing sandals. What's the matter? ;s1e37_56 +Plankton; [putting things into a suitcase] Oh, nothing, SpongeBob. [puts on a black hat] I was just beginning to think that this was a waste of time. ;s1e37_57 +SpongeBob; No it's not! ;s1e37_58 +Plankton; Forget it! I guess you don't have what it takes to be a stand-up guy. ;s1e37_59 +SpongeBob; But what about airline food? ;s1e37_60 +Plankton;What?;s1e37_61 +Plankton; [frustrated] SpongeBob, you'll never get what you want! You'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs! ;s1e37_62 +Plankton; Okay, but this is your last chance! [points to people trying to get a tan] Look at all those beach hogs soaking up your sun rays. Do you have what it takes to get a tan? ;s1e37_63 +Fred; My leg! [after everyone runs off, SpongeBob is laying on his back with a funnel acting as a sunlamp] ;s1e37_64 +Plankton; Yes, my plan is beginning to work! They're leaving the beach! [SpongeBob now has a tan and looks brown] SpongeBob, that was wonderful! Is that an all-over tan? ;s1e37_65 +Plankton; Look at that huge line at the hot dog stand. Assert yourself to the front! ;s1e37_66 +SpongeBob; I'll do better than that! [he stretches his tongue to eat everybody's hotdogs at the snack bar] ;s1e37_67 +Plankton; SpongeBob, that was genius! Look at all those kite fliers blocking your view! ;s1e37_68 +SpongeBob;What?;s1e37_69 +Plankton; Breaking your wind! [SpongeBob uses one of his teeth to boomerang it into cutting the strings off the kites. SpongeBob laughs maniacally, until a volley ball bumps into his heel. He picks it up] ;s1e37_70 +Larry; Hey, SpongeBob, throw us the ball. [SpongeBob pops the volleyball and not throwing the volleyball and trumpets like an elephant. Everybody leaves the beach in the fall] ;s1e37_71 +SpongeBob; Plankton, did you see that? I was a regular alpha-male! [sees Plankton missing] Plankton? [Plankton is driving a crane] Plankton, all my asserting is driving everybody away! ;s1e37_72 +Plankton;Exactly.;s1e37_73 +SpongeBob; You didn't tell me everyone would leave. ;s1e37_74 +Plankton;" Oops. [he presses a button in his crane, and the ""Mega Bucket"" sign comes out from the ground] ";s1e37_75 +SpongeBob; [gasps] Mega Bucket?! You used me... for land development! [voice cracks] That wasn't nice! ;s1e37_76 +Plankton; Haven't you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world! [laughs evilly] ;s1e37_77 +SpongeBob; Well... [gets an idea] What about aggressively nice people? ;s1e37_78 +Plankton; Huh? What are you doing? [SpongeBob brings out the hot dogs in the hot dog stand, he ate earlier and puts them back where they belong. Then he puts the kites back where they were] Wait, SpongeBob! Stop! [a girl is crying because she has sand on her ice cream. SpongeBob takes it and wipes the sand off with his eyelashes] Butterfly kisses. Can't take it. It's too cute! It's... it's disgusting! [Scooter is crying at his broken surfboard] ;s1e37_79 +SpongeBob; What happened? [points to surfboard] ;s1e37_80 +Scooter; I hit a reef with my new board, dude! ;s1e37_81 +SpongeBob; No problem! [shapeshifts into a surfboard] ;s1e37_82 +Scooter; Whoa! [grabs the surfboard] Killer! ;s1e37_83 +Plankton; SpongeBob, stop! Before it's too late! Your kindness is bringing everybody back! [everyone comes back] Get back! Wait! [everyone, on their way back to the beach breaks through the construction barriers, trample and squish Plankton underfoot. Scooter is surfing with SpongeBob] ;s1e37_84 +Scooter; Cowabunga! [Scooter and SpongeBob arrive back to shore] Thanks, dude! That was awesome! [just then, Plankton begins straining and weeping] ;s1e37_85 +SpongeBob; Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket. ;s1e37_86 +Plankton; Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! [bunches up into a ball] Need hatred. [crawls away] ;s1e37_87 +SpongeBob; Volleyball, anyone? [everyone uses SpongeBob as the ball] Serve up! Aaa! Ouch! Aaa! Ouch! Aaa! Ouch! ;s1e37_88 +{system}; [The episode begins with Gary snoring and meowing] ;s1e38_1 +SpongeBob; Wake up, Gary. ;s1e38_2 +Gary; [wakes up] Meow? ;s1e38_3 +SpongeBob; We're moving today! ;s1e38_4 +Gary; [quizzically] Meow? ;s1e38_5 +SpongeBob; That's right! We're leaving home. We're going to become peasants! [puts on a hat and fake beard] ;s1e38_6 +Gary;Meow.;s1e38_7 +SpongeBob; [takes away Gary's bowl] No more food. [gives Gary a plate with clams on it] Sorry, Gary. Peasants only eat mashed-up clam shells. [SpongeBob puts salt in the shells, and Gary starts crying] April Fools! [takes off the outfit and puts Gary's food bowl back onto the floor] There ya go, pal! ;s1e38_8 +SpongeBob; [goes into the kitchen] Whew, I'm thirsty! [takes a big glass of lemonade out of the fridge] [deep male voice] This is an extreme thirst! [sets the lemonade down on the floor] ;s1e38_9 +{system}; [Bubble transition to him putting all the lemonade into a lot of small glasses with umbrellas] ;s1e38_10 +SpongeBob; [normal voice] Whew, I'm exhausted. I sure can't wait to drink all these drinks! April Fools! [holds up a mirror] To me! [laughs obnoxiously and walks outside and towards work. Squidward sees him] ;s1e38_11 + Mr. Krabs ; [over phone] What'd you catch? ;s1e38_12 +Squidward; I caught sight of the calendar. ;s1e38_13 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, hold on, Squidward, there's someone here to see you. He says he's from the Barnacle Bay Art Museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month. ;s1e38_14 +{system}; [Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab with an artist uniform on] ;s1e38_15 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh more] ;s1e38_16 + Mr. Krabs ; You just missed him. ;s1e38_17 +SpongeBob; Yeah, but he told us to tell you... ;s1e38_18 +Squidward; Tell me what? ;s1e38_19 +SpongeBob; [whispers into Squidward's ear] He told me to tell you... April Fools. ;s1e38_20 +Squidward; [lays his hat on the table] Well, it's been nice working here. [he walks off] Thanks for everything, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e38_21 +SpongeBob; Squidward, wait! ;s1e38_22 +Squidward; Just send my last check to the P.O. box, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e38_23 +SpongeBob; Wait, Squidward! [grabs Squidward's legs] It was just a joke! No more jokes on you today, I promise! ;s1e38_24 +Squidward; You do? ;s1e38_25 +SpongeBob; Sure, there are lots of other willing participants. Right, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e38_26 +{system}; [bubble transition to SpongeBob carrying a tray of burger patties when Incidental 93 comes by] ;s1e38_27 + Incidental 93 ; Excuse me, could you tell me where the forks are? ;s1e38_28 +SpongeBob; They're right here, lady! [leads her to the utensils] ;s1e38_29 +SpongeBob; April Fools! [laughs : Squidward stares at SpongeBob and he runs away : bubble transition to SpongeBob behind the register : Incidental 41 comes up to him] Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you? ;s1e38_30 + Incidental 41 ; [raises up his left arm] Yeah, give me two large fries and a Jumbo Krabby Patty. ;s1e38_31 +SpongeBob; [points at something] Hey, what's that? ;s1e38_32 +{system}; [Incidental 41 turns around : SpongeBob turns around and has a smiley face on his back] ;s1e38_33 + Incidental 41 ; Well, I didn't see anything. [notices that SpongeBob is gone] Hey, where'd that other guy go? ;s1e38_34 +{system}; [SpongeBob turns around] ;s1e38_35 +SpongeBob; April Fools! I'm right here! ;s1e38_36 + Incidental 41 ; [laughs] Hey, that was pretty good. ;s1e38_37 +{system}; [Bubble transition to SpongeBob wiping the floor : Incidental 6 comes by with a cup of soda] ;s1e38_38 + Incidental 6 ; Excuse me, can I get a couple of ice cubes in here, please? ;s1e38_39 +SpongeBob; Sure! A couple of ice cubes coming up! [fills the cup with ice and comes back whistling] Here you go. ;s1e38_40 + Incidental 6 ; Thanks. [he takes a sip of his drink : SpongeBob titters and Incidental 6 looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before Incidental 6 turns around] Huh? [SpongeBob is silent, so Incidental 6 takes another sip of his drink : SpongeBob starts giggling again and then Incidental 6 turns around and looks at him, but SpongeBob stops before he turns around] Huh? [SpongeBob is silent, so Incidental 6 finishes his drink] Ah... ;s1e38_41 +SpongeBob; [laughs loudly and obnoxiously] April Fools! [Incidental 6 grabs SpongeBob by the collar, suddenly panicked] ;s1e38_42 + Incidental 6 ; What did you do to my drink?! ;s1e38_43 + Incidental 6 ; You what?! ;s1e38_44 +SpongeBob; You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one! [laughs] ;s1e38_45 + Incidental 6 ; I guess that is pretty funny. [laughs as he walks off] Yeah. ;s1e38_46 +SpongeBob; [laughs so hard his tongue pops off] Hey, your shoes untied. [tongue looks down] April Fools! You're not wearing shoes! [laughs and hugs his tongue, which smiles. Then they laugh into the microphone : everyone hears it : in the kitchen, Squidward tries to mute the sound with tissues, but he can still hear it] April Fools! [Squidward drops a plate] ;s1e38_47 +Squidward; That's it! SpongeBob and his stupid pranks! I'm going to show him what a real prank is all about! [bubble transition to him squirting some mustard inside a rope circle then he chuckles and shows SpongeBob the mess] ;s1e38_48 +SpongeBob; Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up! [starts cleaning it and Squidward is standing next to a rope which he is about to cut] ;s1e38_49 +Squidward; April Fools! [laughs as he cuts the rope which grabs SpongeBob] ;s1e38_50 +SpongeBob; Whooaahh! [the rope sends him into some bags of flour. Squidward is laughing through all of this and rolls on the floor. Then SpongeBob is taken around a bar] Whoa! Blblblblblblbl... [screams as he is sent slamming face-first into the wall] ;s1e38_51 +Customers; Oh, no! ;s1e38_52 +{system}; [Squidward's eyes pop out as he laughs hysterically. SpongeBob screams and flies into Bubble Bass' rear] ;s1e38_53 +SpongeBob; Whoooaa! [Cut to Squidward cheerleading, laughing, and jumping into the air. Then SpongeBob smashes into the ceiling] ;s1e38_54 +Squidward; [runs and holds out his arms to catch SpongeBob] I'll catch you, SpongeBob! [he giggles to himself. SpongeBob screams as he plummets toward Squidward, who quickly sets out a garbage can in front of him, and SpongeBob falls into the goop in the can] Oops. [dumps SpongeBob, who is now the shape of the can, out of the garbage can] April Fools, you little sausage! [he laughs : SpongeBob sobs hysterically and runs out of the Krusty Krab] SpongeBob! I was just kidding! C'mon, c'mon. You guys know I was just kidding� Right? ;s1e38_55 + Incidental 37 ; Aww, man, poor kid. ;s1e38_56 + Incidental 45 ; That guy has definitely got some issues to work out. [The customers angrily glare at Squidward as they begin to leave] ;s1e38_57 + Incidental 71 ; April Fools... jerk. [All the customers storm out the door in disgust as Squidward starts to look upset by their reaction] ;s1e38_58 +Squidward; Wait, don't go! ;s1e38_59 +Man; Hey, you stink! ;s1e38_60 +Squidward;" Wait, wait, wait, it was a joke! Uh-huh... [looks around at the mess he has made and winces, then he looks at Bubble Bass, who has a hole in his bottom due to the ""prank"" and Squidward starts to feel ashamed of himself] Why is it whenever I'm having fun, it's wrong? I didn't mean to make him cry. I guess this means I'd better tell SpongeBob I'm sor-eaach. [makes silly face] Huh? I guess this means I'd better apolo- [throat goes haywire] gii! This is gonna be tougher than I thought. [bubble transition to Squidward going to SpongeBob's pineapple : he knocks on SpongeBob's door] SpongeBob? Uh, SpongeBob, come out! I've got something to tell you! SpongeBob? [notices a Krusty Krab hat and goes over there to talk to the man who is wearing it] Uhh, I was thinking about today and uh� and it just seems that I may owe you some sort of� This isn't something I normally do, so, listen carefully SpongeBob, because I am about to tell you that I'm... What? [notices that the guy with the hat on is Patrick] Patrick?! What are you doing here?! ";s1e38_61 +Squidward; Why are you wearing that hat? ;s1e38_62 +Squidward; [growls] Where's SpongeBob? ;s1e38_63 +Squidward; With what? ;s1e38_64 +Patrick; I don't know, but it must've been pretty good to make him cry like that. ;s1e38_65 +Squidward; SpongeBob, I just want to say that I'm sorr-yyyy. [sticks out tongue while talking] ;s1e38_66 +SpongeBob;What?;s1e38_67 +Squidward; I'm trying to say I'm [turns into a donkey and starts braying] haw-hee-haw! ;s1e38_68 +SpongeBob; [opens the door wider] What?! ;s1e38_69 +Squidward; I'm just trying to say I'm... [voice muffled after his head explodes] There's gotta be an easier way to do this. [bubble transition to Squidward writing a note : he puts it in a bottle and rolls it to SpongeBob where he picks it up] Well, aren't you going to open it? ;s1e38_70 +SpongeBob; I can't. I don't have a bottle opener. ;s1e38_71 +Squidward; Doh! [Squidward hands SpongeBob a can and Squidward drives to the other side of the road] SpongeBob, I'm... [whispers into the can, then puts the can up to his ear but hears some sort of noise : Patrick is flossing his teeth with the cord : Squidward growls and throws the binoculars down on the ground] SpongeBob, all I am trying to say is that I am... [waves tentacles in the air and bubbles form, puts a big bubble on his head and then talks] ...sorry. [pops the bubble] There you go. ;s1e38_72 +SpongeBob; But I couldn't... [Squidward slams the door in his face] ;s1e38_73 +Squidward; I don't care! I said it! My conscience is clear! [Starts to walk away, when an image of Patrick appears in the air] ;s1e38_74 +Patrick; Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that. ;s1e38_75 +{system}; [Squidward nervously continues walking and runs into a ghost image of Incidental 6 (repeating Incidental 71's line from earlier)] ;s1e38_76 + Incidental 6 ; April Fools... jerk. ;s1e38_77 +{system}; [Squidward frantically starts running again, but this time his mother appears] ;s1e38_78 + Mrs. Tentacles ; [male voice] You stink! ;s1e38_79 +Squidward; Mother?! [runs back to SpongeBob's house to apologize] All right, all right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I admit it, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you, in fact, SpongeBob, I like you! I like living next door, I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night! I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with! And, and, and, and... [SpongeBob opens the door slightly] ;s1e38_80 +SpongeBob; Squidward! Is all that true? ;s1e38_81 +Squidward; Yes, yes, SpongeBob. Yes, it's all true. ;s1e38_82 +SpongeBob; Even the part about the lima beans and the car chase? ;s1e38_83 +Squidward; What the...? Yes, yes, whatever! But you have to promise not to tell anybody. ;s1e38_84 +SpongeBob; I promise. ;s1e38_85 +Squidward; Really? [SpongeBob opens the door all the way, revealing the citizens of Bikini Bottom inside] ;s1e38_86 +Everyone; April Fools! ;s1e38_87 +Squidward; [eye twitches] April Fools! You're right, April Fools! I just fooled you all! [laughs hysterically while going back into his house] ;s1e38_88 +SpongeBob; What would we do without Squidward? ;s1e38_89 +{system}; [SpongeBob Patrick are browsing through Fry Cook Museum making noises at every rare item they see] ;s1e39_1 +SpongeBob; Behold the ultimate cooking utensil, the golden spatula! ;s1e39_2 +{system}; [Larry tries to pull the spatula out] ;s1e39_3 +Patrick; Hey, SpongeBob, look what it says here. [reads plaque] Many have tried to pull the spatula from this ancient grease, but all have failed. ;s1e39_4 +Larry; [Makes a straining noise after the golden spatula springs back.] ;s1e39_5 +SpongeBob; Only a fry cook worthy of King Neptune himself can wield... ;s1e39_6 +Patrick; ...the golden spatula. Wow! ;s1e39_7 +SpongeBob; Oh, oh, oh, oh! Take a picture of me and the spatula! [SpongeBob runs up to the spatula and holds it] Okay, I'm ready! [Patrick is about to take a picture] ;s1e39_8 +{system}; [Patrick gets confused and drools] ;s1e39_9 +Patrick;Uh!;s1e39_10 +SpongeBob; Menu section? That's easy, it's over that way. [SpongeBob pulls the spatula out and gray clouds appear above him] Uh-oh. ;s1e39_11 +Patrick; Rude. Hey, the light changed. ;s1e39_12 +SpongeBob; Uhh, Patrick... ;s1e39_13 +{system}; [lightning bolts strike] ;s1e39_14 +Patrick; Hold on, almost there. [clouds open to a mysterious figure comes out that is known as] ;s1e39_15 +SpongeBob; Uhh, I did, Mr. Neptune, sir. SpongeBob SquarePants. ;s1e39_16 +KingNeptune; A fine jest, boy. You are but a lowly yellow sponge. ;s1e39_17 +{system}; [As King Neptune insults SpongeBob each time, SpongeBob goes droopier, 3x] ;s1e39_18 +KingNeptune; Puny, insignificant, a commoner. Therefore, you could never be fry cook to a god and this is why it is funny! [laughs] Now step aside as I seek out the true fry cook. [searches for the real spatula taker] No, no. Mmm-hmm, you're too short, no... [soon comes up to a hot dog stand] Ah! ;s1e39_19 +SpongeBob; But, but... ;s1e39_20 +KingNeptune; A purveyor of foods. [chuckles] Yes, you must be my new fry cook. ;s1e39_21 +HotDogVendor; Uhh, sorry, King Neptune. I don't make them. I just sell them. ;s1e39_22 +KingNeptune; Then who pulled out the spatula? ;s1e39_23 +HotDogVendor; [scoffs at Neptune] Uh, he did. [points to SpongeBob] ;s1e39_24 +KingNeptune; [everyone laughs] It is even funnier a second time! [destroys the hot dog stand with his fist] You there, crustacean! ;s1e39_25 +Larry; Who, me? ;s1e39_26 +KingNeptune; [laughs] Make poses with me! ;s1e39_27 +Larry;Okay!;s1e39_28 +Larry; Nope, that was SpongeBob. ;s1e39_29 +{system}; [SpongeBob smiles] ;s1e39_30 +KingNeptune; This joke has gone far enough! Where's my fry cook? [Everyone runs away except Patrick] Certainly you with your prodigious girth would know who can flip a burger to suit a royal palate! ;s1e39_31 +{system}; [Patrick points to SpongeBob] ;s1e39_32 +KingNeptune; What? Am I expected to believe this creature is royal fry cook material? I don't suppose you have any proof? ;s1e39_33 +{system}; [Patrick shows the photo he took of SpongeBob holding the spatula] ;s1e39_34 +KingNeptune; Ha! This thing is unfit to even scrub the royal tail fin! And besides, it's not just enough to pull a spatula from a greasy griddle. There are certain qualities that a royal fry cook must have. ;s1e39_35 +SpongeBob;Like?;s1e39_36 +KingNeptune; [snaps fingers] Also, the royal fry cook wears red underwear. [SpongeBob shows his red underwear] No, blue. [SpongeBob shows his blue underwear] Uh, the royal fry cook's wallet contains... [SpongeBob takes out his wallet] His big toes are... [SpongeBob gets ready to show something about his foot] Uhh, he has six... ;s1e39_37 +Patrick; [contemptuously mocks Neptune] He is the new royal fry cook and you... ;s1e39_38 +KingNeptune; [shouting] Silence! [zaps Patrick and he is black with white smoke] ;s1e39_39 +Patrick; Is it hot in here or what? [falls over] ;s1e39_40 +SpongeBob; [gasp] Patrick! You hurt my friend! You're not a king, you're a bully and a liar! ;s1e39_41 +KingNeptune; [grabs SpongeBob] So, little one, you think you have what it takes to be my fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You shall be tested with a challenge! ;s1e39_42 +KingNeptune; Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. There will be two challenges. ;s1e39_43 +Patrick; [mocks Neptune again] Only two? One or two challenges to someone like Sponge? [Patrick gets zapped and burn down again] ;s1e39_44 +KingNeptune; Three challenges! ;s1e39_45 +Patrick; Three? [laughs contemptuously] [mocks Neptune with sarcasm] Three challenges are nothing. It might as well be... 500 challenges! [Patrick gets zapped and burn down again] ;s1e39_46 +KingNeptune; Enough! [Patrick gets zapped into a dust pile for burn down Patrick] ;s1e39_47 +Patrick; He'll settle for one. ;s1e39_48 +KingNeptune; There will be but one challenge. You will face me in: The Ultimate Cook-Off! ;s1e39_49 +SpongeBob; I will accept your challenge if you fix my friend. ;s1e39_50 +KingNeptune; Ah, yes, the round one. I shall restore him. [Patrick gets zapped to normal] ;s1e39_51 +Patrick; SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! [turns around as we see that his face is now on the bottom of his body above his legs] SpongeBob? Oh, there you are! ;s1e39_52 +SpongeBob; How you feeling? ;s1e39_53 +Patrick; Pretty good. Say, have you gotten taller? ;s1e39_54 +KingNeptune; And now, see the fate that may lie ahead. ;s1e39_55 +{system}; [King Neptune summons the clouds] ;s1e39_56 +KingNeptune; For if some minute chance you meet the challenge, your reward will be great. [opens the clouds] Behold! [shows Tom Kenny taking a shower and he screams : Neptune quickly closes the portal and chuckles sheepishly] Hehe. Whoopsie! Now, behold! [opens the clouds again and shows the city of Atlantis] My beloved home of Atlantis. A prize worthy of Apollo. You will reside here in this glorious palace, cook only for me, and be a god! ;s1e39_57 +Patrick; Hey, that sounds pretty good. ;s1e39_58 +KingNeptune; But if you should not succeed, you must give up fry cooking... [looks forward to the screen] ...forever! [goes back to normal pose] What do you say? ;s1e39_59 +SpongeBob; I'm ready. ;s1e39_60 +{system}; [King Neptune produces lightning, taking them all to the Poseidome.] ;s1e39_61 +{system}; [Everyone cheers] ;s1e39_62 +{system}; [King Neptune and SpongeBob shake hands. SpongeBob's arm disintegrates.] ;s1e39_63 +SpongeBob; [regrows his hand] May the best man win. ;s1e39_64 +Patrick;" Don't give up on your dream, SpongeBob! People used to tell me: ""Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds."" Well, just look at me now. ";s1e39_65 +{system}; [Bell dings] ;s1e39_66 +Patrick; Go get 'em, tiger! ;s1e39_67 +{system}; [King Neptune starts making his Krabby Patties and so does SpongeBob. Upon beginning, King Neptune summons two seahorses from the sky, which later put on his apron. SpongeBob puts his Krusty Krab Hat on.] ;s1e39_68 +{system}; [King Neptune makes his very quickly with help from sea creatures and his magic. SpongeBob takes his time going through each important step to make sure his patty comes out right. King Neptune summons large amounts of wheat from the ground and zaps them into buns.] ;s1e39_69 +{system}; [King Neptune summons the vegetables, and summons the swordfish to slice them all. SpongeBob makes sure a tomato is perfectly aligned. He carefully slices the tomato with the golden spatula.] ;s1e39_70 +{system}; [King Neptune zaps the patties, while SpongeBob rubs sticks to create a fire. King Neptune uses magic to flip hundreds of patties. SpongeBob patiently waits for the patty to cook above the campfire.] ;s1e39_71 +{system};" [King Neptune uses magic to assemble the hundreds of burgers that appear like Krabby Patties. King Neptune laughs while the burgers rain down. SpongeBob puts ketchup on two pickles to apply faces on them. He applies a cheese ""blanket,"" kisses a pickle.] ";s1e39_72 +SpongeBob; [reading a bedtime story to the pickles] Once upon a time... ;s1e39_73 +{system}; [King Neptune still laughs, while the burgers assemble in a square-based pyramid. SpongeBob puts the top bun on his one Krabby Patty.] ;s1e39_74 +SpongeBob;Perfect!;s1e39_75 +{system}; [In the end, the score is KingNeptune: 1000 and SpongeBob: 1] ;s1e39_76 +KingNeptune; I win! ;s1e39_77 +{system}; [The crowd cheers, including Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob takes his hat off in defeat.] ;s1e39_78 +KingNeptune; Loser! [Chuckles] Free patties for everyone! ;s1e39_79 +{system}; [Everyone chews a bite out of the patties that King Neptune made and they spit it out immediately] ;s1e39_80 +KingNeptune; Fools! Have you no taste buds? There's nothing wrong with these, they're delicious! [sniffs one] Ooh. ;s1e39_81 +Audience; [Everyone complains different complaints that King Neptune needs to try one of his burgers] You can eat it all, come on! Too chicken to eat his own burger! Chew it! Why don't you eat it? Try it! Eat it! Eat it! ;s1e39_82 +KingNeptune; [throws his burger out] Okay, mine's no good. But what makes you think his will be any better? [King Neptune grabs a patty from SpongeBob] Give me that! ;s1e39_83 +{system}; [King Neptune eats it and begins to like it] ;s1e39_84 +KingNeptune; Mmmm. Why it tastes so good, I think I'd like to try it a second time! ;s1e39_85 +{system}; [King Neptune spits it out and eats it again : the crowd groans in disgust.] ;s1e39_86 +SpongeBob; So, uhh, what do you think? ;s1e39_87 +KingNeptune; Yours is superior. Therefore, I concede to you, SpongeBob SquarePants, you win. ;s1e39_88 +{system}; [The crowd cheers] ;s1e39_89 +SpongeBob; Yeah! [both dancing] We're going to Atlantis! We're going to Atlantis! ;s1e39_90 +KingNeptune;[laughs];s1e39_91 +SpongeBob; What's so funny? ;s1e39_92 +KingNeptune; You, SpongeBob. That repulsive thing in my palace? ;s1e39_93 +SpongeBob; You mean, Patrick can't come? ;s1e39_94 +KingNeptune; [laughs] No, of course not. ;s1e39_95 +SpongeBob; And my friends? ;s1e39_96 +KingNeptune; Ah, the only friend you need, dear boy, is the royal grill. ;s1e39_97 +Patrick; [crying and wiping his tears with a tissue] It was nice knowing you, buddy! ;s1e39_98 +{system}; [Mr. Krabs cries] ;s1e39_99 +SpongeBob; I know, Mr. Krabs, I'll miss you, too. ;s1e39_100 + Mr. Krabs ; I lost me bet! ;s1e39_101 +KingNeptune; Come, SpongeBob, grab your things! It's time to depart... [a two-seater bike appears] ...to Atlantis![rings bell] ;s1e39_102 +SpongeBob; I... I... [cries about the house] I don't wanna go! ;s1e39_103 +KingNeptune; It's too late now. I can't live without your burgers. You're going to be a god and like it! ;s1e39_104 +{system}; [King Neptune zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange] ;s1e39_105 +KingNeptune; Maybe we do have a problem. ;s1e39_106 +SpongeBob; [in a booming voice] Wait, Neptune! I have another idea! [summons lightning] ;s1e39_107 +{system}; [Cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab. Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab still looking the same when King Neptune changed him back to normal but with his face on the bottom] ;s1e39_108 +Patrick; Good morning, Krusty Krew. ;s1e39_109 +SpongeBob; Hi, Patrick. What'll you have? ;s1e39_110 +{system}; [Patrick drools stupidly then SpongeBob hears King Neptune shout] ;s1e39_111 +SpongeBob; Can you excuse me? ;s1e39_112 +KingNeptune; The accursed stove has burnt my finger. Feel thine own wrath, stove! [uses his powers to zap the stove] Haha! ;s1e39_113 +SpongeBob; [in a stern voice] What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee? ;s1e39_114 +KingNeptune; [Sighs. Embarrassedly puts arms behind his back.] Uh... Perfect patties are made with love, not magic. ;s1e39_115 +{system}; [SpongeBob smiles] ;s1e39_116 + French Narrator ; Fishermen have quite an effect on our undersea friends. [shows fishermen in boats fishing near the Bikini Bottom atoll] ;s1e40_1 +Squidward; SpongeBob, have you finished swabbing the deck? ;s1e40_2 +SpongeBob; Almost. There's a nasty barnacle under table 9. [uses himself as a cleaning tool] ;s1e40_3 + Mr. Krabs ; [bursts frightfully in through the front doors of the Krusty Krab.] They're back! They're back, I tell ya! I saw it with me own eyes! [everyone looks at Mr. Krabs like he's crazy] The hooks! The hooks! ;s1e40_4 +Fred; How about a mint? ;s1e40_5 + Mr. Krabs ; The hooks! The hooks! ;s1e40_6 +Tom; [standing next to Squidward, staring in Mr. Krabs' direction] Can you make that to go? ;s1e40_7 +Squidward; [gives Tom his food in a bag] You don't know how lucky you are. ;s1e40_8 +Squidward; I'd love to hear another of your riveting sea tales, but, um... I have to do my waste basket inspection. [puts a trashcan on his head] Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. There's one. ;s1e40_9 + Mr. Krabs ; Fine. Don't say I didn't warn ya. ;s1e40_10 +SpongeBob; [pops up in front of Mr. Krabs with white soap suds, formed to make a beard and long goatee on his face, the bubbles then all pop and disappear off his smiling face] Warn him about what, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e40_11 +SpongeBob; The hooks?! ;s1e40_12 + Mr. Krabs ; Aye! [shapes his arm like a hook as SpongeBob looks at his arm] The hooks. [The camera shows SpongeBob's frightened face with a reflection with Mr. Krabs' arm as a hook] They dangle down and draw you close with their pleasing shapes and their beguiling colors. And just when you think you found the land of milk and honey, they grab you by the britches... [grabs Scooter's pants and lifts high like he is giving him a wedgie. His drink decreases every time Mr. Krabs lifts his pants higher as he sips it until its completely gone] ...and haul you way up high! Then higher, and higher, and higher [he opens a hatch on the roof and points at the surface] until you're hauled up to the surface, flopping and gasping for breath! And then, they cook ya, and then, they eat ya, or worse...! ;s1e40_13 +SpongeBob; [gasps] What could be worse than that?! ;s1e40_14 + Mr. Krabs ; Gift shops. [shows gift shop and the inside of the gift shop] ;s1e40_15 + Mr. Krabs ; There, there, boy. They won't get ya. Not as long as you listen to ol' Mr. Krabs. Now get back to the kitchen! Time is money! ;s1e40_16 +SpongeBob; Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! [goes in the kitchen with the box on him] ;s1e40_17 +Patrick; [pokes his head through one of the kitchen windows] Good morning, Krusty Krew! ;s1e40_18 +SpongeBob; Hey, Patrick. ;s1e40_19 +Patrick; Guess what? The carnival's in town. Come on, let's go. ;s1e40_20 +SpongeBob; I can't leave now. I'm working. ;s1e40_21 +Patrick; It's not leaving. You're just taking a break. [SpongeBob goes outside behind unseen] We're going to the carnival, we're going to the carni... [trips and falls on face] We're going to the carnival, we're going to the carnival! There it is, SpongeBob. The carnival is back in town! [many hooks are dangling] I'm gonna be first in line for everything! ;s1e40_22 +SpongeBob; Where is everybody? ;s1e40_23 +Patrick; I don't know. There was one kid here, earlier. [a pair of kids' sneakers lie on the ground nearby] ;s1e40_24 +SpongeBob; Doesn't look like any carnival I ever... [bumps into a hook] Excuse me. [gasps as he sees the hook as the camera shows SpongeBob's frightened again with the reflection with a hook] Stop, Patrick! Don't touch it! This isn't the carnival, Patrick! Those are hooks! Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous! ;s1e40_25 +Patrick; [sits on a hook] Hmmm... I sense no danger here. How can they be dangerous? [grabs a hook with cheese attached to it] They're covered with free cheese! ;s1e40_26 +Patrick; Cheesy! No danger here. Go on, try it! [the hook where Patrick ate the cheese from is pulled up] ;s1e40_27 +SpongeBob; [faces another hook with cheese attached to it] But, Mr. Krabs said... ;s1e40_28 +Patrick; [has another hook with cheese attached to it] Lighten up, will ya?! Or do I have to eat all this cheese by mysel... [the hook pulls him up and he screams] ;s1e40_29 +SpongeBob; [gasps] Patrick! Help! [starts running in circles] Oh, Patrick, help! Oh, Patrick, come back! Oh, my best friend! [Patrick floats down laughing while SpongeBob is still running in circles and SpongeBob runs into him as he hits the ground] Patrick, you're alive. ;s1e40_30 +Patrick; Am I ever! You should try it. ;s1e40_31 +SpongeBob; But...what about the surface, and your britches, and the gift shops? ;s1e40_32 +Patrick; You just jump off before you go up too high. ;s1e40_33 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs said I shouldn't get near those things. ;s1e40_34 +Patrick; Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them and ride them like a horsey? [he jumps and sits on a fish-like attachment on the hook and rocks back and forth on it] ;s1e40_35 +SpongeBob; Well, no. ;s1e40_36 +Patrick; Hi-Yo, Silverfish, away! [The hook pulls them up. We see a fisherman reeling in his fishing rod. We see SpongeBob and Patrick laughing out of enjoyment. The camera alternates between the fisherman and his partner to SpongeBob and Patrick still laughing. After a few cuts, SpongeBob and Patrick are about to jump off the hook] ;s1e40_37 +SpongeBob;Ready?!;s1e40_38 +Patrick;Ready!;s1e40_39 + SpongeBob and Patrick ; Geronimo! [they jump off and float back down] ;s1e40_40 +SpongeBob; This is more fun than double overtime at the Krusty Krab! [On the surface, the fishermen are having a smoke break, disappointed at having lost their catch. Cut to the exterior at the Krusty Krab when customers are muttering angrily. We cut to see Ivy angry with Harold] ;s1e40_41 +Ivy; P.U.! [points at his Krabby Patty] You call this food?! ;s1e40_42 +Harold; [Starts holding up his Krabby Patty shaped like a fried boot] My sandwich is a fried boot! ;s1e40_43 +Fred; Hurry it up, will you?! We're hungry over here, look at us! My kids haven't eaten and I'll die! ;s1e40_44 +{system}; [Fred angrily pokes his head into the kitchen window, other fish start to join] ;s1e40_45 +Fred; [at Squidward] That's not how you're supposed to flip it! I've seen how he does it, that's wrong! [customers muttering angrily... all talking at once : Squidward frantically flipping burnt patties] ;s1e40_46 + Incidental 1 ; Can't you see, we�re hungry?! ;s1e40_47 + Incidental 2 ; Come on! ;s1e40_48 + Incidental 3 ; I want a nice good meal! ;s1e40_49 +Squidward; [defensive] Why do you want to eat this stuff anyway?! ;s1e40_50 + Mr. Krabs ; Mr. Squidward! [peeks in through the kitchen door] What the halibut's going on in here?! ;s1e40_51 +Squidward; It's a feeding frenzy, sir and SpongeBob's not back from his break! [Mr. Krabs laughs] What? ;s1e40_52 + Mr. Krabs ; I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break. No one's taken a break at the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59. [laughs] Now, what were you saying? ;s1e40_53 +Squidward; He took a break. ;s1e40_54 + Mr. Krabs ; [stares in shocked silence, as his arms and nose fall off. He then angrily storms out the front door] Alright, SpongeBob LazyPants! I'll find ya! This nose can smell laziness up to 10,000 leagues. [uses his nose to smell] Aha! I'll give you a break you'll not soon forget! ;s1e40_55 +Squidward; But, Mr. Krabs, I still need help! [all the angry customers pick up Squidward like they are a mob] ;s1e40_56 + Mr. Krabs ; [uses his nose to smell again] They should be right here. [SpongeBob and Patrick float down as they are laughing] ;s1e40_57 +Patrick;Again?!;s1e40_58 +SpongeBob;Again!;s1e40_59 + Mr. Krabs ; The hooks! No! No! No! ;s1e40_60 + Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ; Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ;s1e40_61 + Mr. Krabs ; Boys! I wasn't quick enough! They're gone! [sadly sobs] If I can only hold them in me arms again, I'd...I'd... [SpongeBob and Patrick float back down while laughing] ... [angrily] I'd throttle 'em! What did I tell you about those hooks, boy?! ;s1e40_62 +Patrick; I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride 'em up, and up, and up, then you gently float down. ;s1e40_63 + Mr. Krabs ; And do you know what happens when you don't float back down?! ;s1e40_64 +SpongeBob; We're sorry, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e40_65 + Mr. Krabs ; I want you boys to promise me you'll never go on those hooks again. ;s1e40_66 +SpongeBob; [raise hands] We promise, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e40_67 + Mr. Krabs ; I need a sailor's promise! Repeat after me: Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks I'll never go. ;s1e40_68 +SpongeBob; Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks we'll never go. ;s1e40_69 +{system}; [a hook pokes Mr. Krabs in the butt] ;s1e40_70 + Mr. Krabs ; [leaps up, holding his injured rear] Yowie! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poop deck! ;s1e40_71 +SpongeBob; Ahh! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poop deck! [they turn and rub their own behinds] ;s1e40_72 + Mr. Krabs ; Whoa, whew! Alright then. Let's get out of this death trap. [Cuts to the exterior of SpongeBob's house] ;s1e40_73 +SpongeBob; Okay, Gary. Today is a new day. I'm ready to prove myself loyal to Mr. Krabs. ;s1e40_74 +Gary;Meow.;s1e40_75 +SpongeBob; I'm ready! [comes running out of the house] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, ready, ready, I'm ready... [Patrick comes out from his rock] ;s1e40_76 +Patrick; Hey, SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way! [crashes into his furniture] ;s1e40_77 +SpongeBob; I always go to work this way. ;s1e40_78 +Patrick; You're not going to work today. We're gonna go play hooky! [points to hooks dangling right across the street] ;s1e40_79 +SpongeBob; But, Patrick, we promised! ;s1e40_80 +Patrick; Well, I had my fingers crossed. ;s1e40_81 +SpongeBob; You don't have any fingers, Patrick. ;s1e40_82 +Patrick; Well, that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy. We played on those hooks all day long and nothing happened to us. ;s1e40_83 +SpongeBob; But Mr. Krabs said... ;s1e40_84 +Patrick; Look, SpongeBob, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me? ;s1e40_85 +SpongeBob;Umm...;s1e40_86 +Patrick; See ya later, SpongeBob! I'm gonna go have some fun! [Patrick goes up and down the hooks] Wahoo! Come on, SpongeBob! Wahoo! You know you want to! ;s1e40_87 +SpongeBob; [nervously] I know I want to, but I promised Mr. Krabs I wouldn't go near another... [almost runs into a hook. Gasps] hook! [almost touches the hook but takes it back] Oh, no! Mr. Krabs told me all about you! You are a liar! A deceiver! I'll never fall for your tricks again! Never! [goes back to the hook] Is this seat taken? Wa-hoo! [hook takes him up, but when he comes down and turns around, it is shown that he is hooked at the pants] Whew! Glad I got that out of my system. [gasps] I'm... hooked! And that means... [shows the tuna can with SpongeBob crammed inside then he screams] Help! I'm hooked! Help! Mr. Krabs! Help! It happened! I'm hooked! Oh, no! The hook! The hook! Gift shop, tuna can, mayonnaise! ;s1e40_88 + Mr. Krabs ; Here you go, Pearl. Free water for all your little friends. ;s1e40_89 +Pearl; Thanks, dad. ;s1e40_90 + Mr. Krabs ; Just don't forget to leave a tip for ol' Mr. Krabs. ;s1e40_91 +SpongeBob; Psst, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e40_92 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob! You're two minutes late. What kept you, laddie? ;s1e40_93 +SpongeBob; Um, you know those hooks we were talking about yesterday? ;s1e40_94 + Mr. Krabs ; Didn't I tell you not to go near those hooks? ;s1e40_95 +SpongeBob; Um... no. [the hook pulls him a little closer] I mean yes! Yes, you told me not to go near them! ;s1e40_96 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, you weren't playing on those hooks, were you, laddie? ;s1e40_97 +SpongeBob; Of course not. [the hook pulls him a little closer] I mean, not exactly. [the hook pulls him a little closer] I mean yes! Yes, I did it! I admit it! [cries] Oh, Mr. Krabs! I'm so ashamed! I mean, look at me! I'm hooked! [shows the hook in his pants to Mr. Krabs] ;s1e40_98 + Mr. Krabs ; Hmm... it's in there pretty deep. ;s1e40_99 +SpongeBob; What am I gonna do? ;s1e40_100 + Mr. Krabs ; There's only one thing to do, boy. [Pearl and her friends laugh. SpongeBob looks at his pants] ;s1e40_101 +SpongeBob; Oh, no, Mr. Krabs! I can't take off my pants! Not in front of all these girls! [the hook pulls him closer] D�oh, okay! I'm taking 'em off! I'm taking 'em off! [takes his pants off] There. ;s1e40_102 + Mr. Krabs ; Uh... lad? ;s1e40_103 +{system}; [the hook is shown to be also hooked in SpongeBob's underwear, while Pearl and her friends laugh again] ;s1e40_104 +SpongeBob; [screams] Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, Mr. Krabs! I can't do it! Anything but that! ;s1e40_105 + Mr. Krabs ;" I understand. You were a good little fry cook, SpongeBob. [he places a ""Help Wanted"" sign on the door as SpongeBob gasps and his eyes shrinks down in horror] But, we'll find another. Hopefully one that will listen to ol' Mr. Krabs. ";s1e40_106 +SpongeBob; [the hook pulls him a little closer] Oh, Mr. Krabs! I'll listen! I promise! [He grabs on to a flower but the hook pulls him away. He holds on to the Krusty Krab signpost] No! Whoa! Please save me, Mr. Krabs! [cries] I promise I'll be good! [his underwear tears off] Whew. [the signpost flings him into the door naked, which makes the girls laugh] ;s1e40_107 +Girls; Ooh, look! [all laugh] ;s1e40_108 +Pearl; It's SpongeBob NudiePants! [SpongeBob screams and runs as Pearl and her friends laughs some more] ;s1e40_109 +Squidward; [holding a fishing rod with SpongeBob's underwear on the hook] Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see. ;s1e40_110 + Mr. Krabs ; Mr. Squidward, that was some fine angling. Do you think the lad has learned his lesson? ;s1e40_111 +Squidward; Oh, I think he'll remember this for a long time. I know I will. ;s1e40_112 +SpongeBob; The pants! The underwear! [As it shows SpongeBob running back to his house, Squidward's and Mr. Krab's laughing and SpongeBob's cries are both heard] ;s1e40_113 +Patrick; [bus drops off a can of tuna] Hello? Does somebody have a can opener? ;s1e40_114 +{system}; [The exterior of SpongeBob's pineapple is shown.] ;s1e41_1 + French Narrator ; Ah, [the scene pan-fades into the house.] Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom. [The living room is shown. SpongeBob is next to his chair at the table that normally holds the shellphone. He is sitting on a stool. On the table, there is a box of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bran Flakes and a Mermaid Man Bowl.] SpongeBob is watching his favorite Saturday morning show: [The scene pans into SpongeBob.] The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. [It cuts to a medium shot of the cereal and bowl.] Enjoying a bowl of Mermaid Man [SpongeBob grabs the box and pours in the cereal. The breakfast biters fall out.] and Barnacle Boy Bran Cereal, [SpongeBob tosses the box away and grabs the breakfast biters.] and wearing the official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy breakfast biters. ;s1e41_2 +TVAnnouncer; Mermaid Man... [SpongeBob smiles.] fleet [The TV is shown. Mermaid Man is hooked down.] and forceful! [The scene quickly pans into the TV, showing what is on it.] By the power of Neptune. Aided by his young ward... [nothing happens] Aided by his young ward... [Barnacle Boy comes dolling down with a rope attached to him and crashes] ...protecting the sea with feats of strength and agility. [both try to flex their muscles, but break their backs. They both look at each other.] ;s1e41_3 +MermaidMan; To the chiropractor! Away! ;s1e41_4 +{system}; [A live action glove of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy come together and transition to the next scene, which features a spotlight of cardboard cutouts of the Sinister Slug, Atomic Flounder, and Jumbo Shrimp.] ;s1e41_5 +TVAnnouncer;" Fighting a rogues gallery of villains [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump into the scene. It then cuts to a close-up of the Sinister Slug cutout.] Like the Sinister Slug, [Barnacle Boy hits it and a pow-bubble with ""PROP!"" appears. It cuts to a medium shot of the Atomic Flounder cutout.] the Atomic Flounder... [Mermaid Man kicks it and a pow-bubble with ""CARDBOARD!"" appears. It cuts to a wide shot of the cut out of the Jumbo Shrimp.] and the dreaded Jumbo Shrimp! [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy punch it. A pow-bubble with ""LAME"" appears. It cuts to a medium shot of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy with their rings.] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy [It cuts to a close-up of the hands joining.] unite! [when the rings unite, sparks appear and then is starts to smoke up. The ""Mermaid Man & : Barnacle Boy"" title card appears. The Realistic Fish Head then appears on a watery background.] ";s1e41_6 +RealisticFishHead; Hey, kids, are you ready to hear the winner of this week's contest? ;s1e41_7 +{system}; [The scene cuts to SpongeBob. He grabs his TV.] ;s1e41_8 +{system}; [The scene cuts to show a close up of the TV, which has a close up of the Realistic Fish Head.] ;s1e41_9 +RealisticFishHead; Our winner will receive a special secret collector's [Red question marks appear and fade next to the Realistic Fish Head's head.] item from The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! [a small card comes down] And the winner is... [It cuts to SpongeBob, who chatters his teeth. It then cuts back to the Realistic Fish Head, who is now wearing glasses.] SpringBoob SquirePin. ;s1e41_10 +{system}; [The scene cuts back to SpongeBob, who now has Gary next to him.] ;s1e41_11 +{system}; [The scene cuts back to back to the TV, where the Realistic Fish Head is in front of the Krabby Patty mannequins.] ;s1e41_12 +RealisticFishHead; ...for these life-size Krabby Patty mannequins of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. ;s1e41_13 +{system}; [The scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Gary.] ;s1e41_14 +SpongeBob; Hey! SpringBoob SquirePin stole my idea! ;s1e41_15 +RealisticFishHead; [a phone drops and the fish on the other line talks quickly and indistinguishably.] What's that? Oh. It appears I've made a slight error in pronunciation. [It cuts to his full-body.] The real name of the winner is... [It cuts to SpongeBob and Gary.] SpongeBob SquarePants! ;s1e41_16 +{system}; [The scene cuts to the exterior of the pineapple.] ;s1e41_17 +SpongeBob; [While the house jumps around] Whahoo! [It cuts to SpongeBob.] Oh, I wonder when my [The scene pans out to show the Newsie Fish, holding a package.] prize will... [SpongeBob notices the fish.] get here... [SpongeBob takes the package.] My prize! [SpongeBob starts to cry and the Newsie fish holds out a tissue box. SpongeBob grabs the tissue and the Newsie fish runs away. SpongeBob kneels down and sets down the box. It tears open the box. He gasps.] Can it be? It is. [The scene changes angles to show the back of SpongeBob, from a distance.] The conch signal. [He turns around and holds up the conch signal.] From The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. [He turns back around and then holds up conch signal again.] As seen on TV. [The scene cuts to a mid-shot of SpongeBob holding the conch signal close to himself.] I wonder if it still works. ;s1e41_18 +{system}; [SpongeBob runs to window and blows into it. The scene cuts to the exterior of Shady Shoals as the conch signal continues. It then cuts to Mermaid Man, who is sleeping and Barnacle Boy, sitting on their couch, inside. Mermaid Man wakes up.] ;s1e41_19 +MermaidMan; The conch signal! [He and Barnacle Boy jump up.] To the Invisible Boatmobile! ;s1e41_20 +{system}; [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy then jump back into their seats. The couch turns around and the run, reveals an underground passage way. The couch's back bends backwards, sending them down a slide.] ;s1e41_21 +BarnacleBoy; [While they are sliding.] Ah! Ooh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ooh! ;s1e41_22 +{system}; [The two then start falling downwards, upright because the slide corrected their position, into the Mermalair. Their butts start to catch fire. The two stop in mid-air, which puts out the fire.] ;s1e41_23 +BarnacleBoy; Uh, Mermaid Man? ;s1e41_24 +MermaidMan; Yes, Barnacle Boy? ;s1e41_25 +BarnacleBoy; We're not in the Invisible Boatmobile, are we? ;s1e41_26 +BarnacleBoy; I told you making the boatmobile invisible was a stupid idea. ;s1e41_27 +MermaidMan; Boatmobile! Come out, come out, wherever you are. ;s1e41_28 +{system}; [Barnacle Boy sits down.] ;s1e41_29 +BarnacleBoy; Ignition... [As he pushes a button] on. ;s1e41_30 +MermaidMan; Throttle... [As he pulls a lever up] on. ;s1e41_31 +{system}; [The Invisible Boatmobile goes through a corridor. The exterior of Shady Shoals is shown. The ramp leading to the front goes up, and the Invisible Boatmobile flies out of it. It then goes around a corner. The scene cuts back to SpongeBob] ;s1e41_32 +SpongeBob; Hmm. [He goes back inside to Gary.] Maybe the conch signal doesn't work anymore. ;s1e41_33 +{system}; [Gary meows. An entire roaring, then a tire screeching, then a stray snail screeching are heard outside.] ;s1e41_34 +MermaidMan; [Off-screen] Activate torpedo mode! Fire! [His head crashes through the wall, next to SpongeBob's door.] Mermaid Man... ;s1e41_35 +{system}; [Barnacle Boy's head crashes through the door, causing the wheel on the interior to fall off.] ;s1e41_36 +SpongeBob; I can't believe it, Gary. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in our home. ;s1e41_37 +{system}; [SpongeBob runs to the door and Gary meows. Mermaid Man dusts off Barnacle Boy.] ;s1e41_38 +SpongeBob; Excuse me, I'm... ;s1e41_39 +MermaidMan; [points at SpongeBob] Oh, my Neptune! He's been horribly disfigured! Oh, blast us! We're too late! ;s1e41_40 +BarnacleBoy; Oh, please. He's not disfigured. He's-he's just that sponge kid again. ;s1e41_41 +MermaidMan; Oh, yeah. Good to see you, lad. Say, Barnacle Boy, we gotta find out where that conch signal came from. ;s1e41_42 +MermaidMan; Alright. Where's the danger, son? Bring it on. Bring it on! ;s1e41_43 +SpongeBob; Don't worry. There's no danger. ;s1e41_44 +BarnacleBoy; No danger? ;s1e41_45 +BarnacleBoy; Look, there has to be danger. You blew the conch signal. When you blow the... where'd you get that thing anyway? ;s1e41_46 +SpongeBob; I won it in a contest. ;s1e41_47 + Mermaid Man ; [Off-screen] Contest? ;s1e41_48 +MermaidMan; They don't tell us anything anymore. ;s1e41_49 +BarnacleBoy; Look, Spongy, that ain't no toy. ;s1e41_50 +MermaidMan; That's right. The conch signal is an awesome responsibility. We're duty-bound to help whenever it sounds. ;s1e41_51 +BarnacleBoy; But you only blow it when there's trouble, or there'll be trouble. You got that? ;s1e41_52 +SpongeBob; Yes, sirs! ;s1e41_53 +MermaidMan; Good boy. ;s1e41_54 +{system}; [Mermaid Man pats SpongeBob on the head. He and Barnacle Boy leave. Mermaid Man turns back and he and SpongeBob point at each other and make a clicking noise.] ;s1e41_55 +BarnacleBoy; [tapping his foot] Come on, come on, [Mermaid Man turns around.] come on. They're serving meatloaf today. ;s1e41_56 +{system}; [Mermaid Man walks out the door.] ;s1e41_57 +MermaidMan; [As he and Barnacle Boy walk away, SpongeBob walks to the door.] Oh, goody. ;s1e41_58 +SpongeBob; Don't worry, Mermaid Man. You won't be hearing from me for just anything. Only for the big emergencies. ;s1e41_59 +{system}; [The bubble transition goes to the interior of Shady Shoals, where Barnacle Boy, who is wearing a swimsuit, bangs on the bathroom door.] ;s1e41_60 +{system}; [The conch signal is heard. Mermaid Man, who is wearing a towel, kicks down the door, which lands on top of Barnacle Boy.] ;s1e41_61 +{system}; [Mermaid Man runs away.] ;s1e41_62 +{system}; [Mermaid Man jumps onto the couch. Barnacle Boy, holding his swimsuit, wobbles onto the chair. Because the two entered the couch too quickly, a spring goes back and springs them forward through the rug, down onto the slide. They slide down on their faces first, and Mermaid Man's towel flies off. The whirlpool transition shows a bird's eye-view of SpongeBob's living room. He is laying on the ground with his eyes shut and his tongue out. Gary is next to him. There is also a spot light on him. The tire squealing and the cat shrieking is second yowl is heard. The angle changes. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy run into the living room. Mermaid Man stands behind Gary and Barnacle Boy gives Mermaid Man a new towel. Gary crawls away.] ;s1e41_63 +MermaidMan; Oh... youth! Cut down in its prime! [SpongeBob moans.] Oh, speak to me, son. ;s1e41_64 +BarnacleBoy; What?! [The scene cuts to the front door of the pineapple. The door opens.] [While he is pushing Mermaid Man out the door.] I come down in my underwear to open a jar of mayonnaise?! [He stops and the two turn around.] ;s1e41_65 +SpongeBob;But...;s1e41_66 +BarnacleBoy; But nothing! We can't go around socializing. We have to be prepared for, uh, emergencies. ;s1e41_67 +MermaidMan; Barnacle Boy, think about it. Emergencies don't come around as often as they used to. ;s1e41_68 +BarnacleBoy; Alright, okay. You can blow the conch every once in a while. Just give us [He takes the jar of mayo.] something to do when we [while he struggles to open the jar of mayo.] show up. ;s1e41_69 +MermaidMan; [While jumping in the air.] Yay! ;s1e41_70 +{system}; [The bubble transition goes to the Shady Shoals Rest Home cafeteria, where Barnacle Boy is eating soup. The conch signal blows as he grabs a spoon full of soup. He blows on it and Mermaid Man grabs Barnacle Boy's arm, while running, which causes him to drop the spoon.] ;s1e41_71 +MermaidMan;Danger!;s1e41_72 +{system}; [At SpongeBob's house, in his bathroom, Mermaid Man fixes SpongeBob's sink and Barnacle boy unclogs SpongeBob's shower drain. SpongeBob is shown blowing the conch signal. It then cuts to the library, where Mermaid Man is on a ladder, holding a book, and Mermaid Man is holding Mermaid Man's butt, so that he doesn't fall. SpongeBob is shown blowing the conch signal. It cuts to the living room, where he is in a barber's chair, reading the newspaper, Mermaid Man is shining SpongeBob's shoes, and Barnacle Boy is giving him a head massage. It then cuts to SpongeBob, at night, on his house, using the conch signal. It then cuts to SpongeBob, in bed, next to a teddy bear. Mermaid Man is reading a book and Barnacle Boy is holding milk and plate of cookies. It cuts to SpongeBob blowing the conch signal three different times. On the last time, Barnacle Boy takes it out of SpongeBob's mouth.] ;s1e41_73 +BarnacleBoy; Alright, that's it! Gimme that! You're running us ragged. ;s1e41_74 +MermaidMan; [While crawling on the walkway of SpongeBob's house.] Must... must answer clarion call! ;s1e41_75 +{system}; [Mermaid Man collapses.] ;s1e41_76 +BarnacleBoy; We're exhausted! ;s1e41_77 +SpongeBob; [While tearing up] I'm sorry, Barnacle Boy. I didn't mean it. I... just wanted to spend time with you. You're my heroes! ;s1e41_78 +{system}; [SpongeBob starts crying.] ;s1e41_79 +BarnacleBoy; [While SpongeBob is crying] It's too late for that, Mr. Contest Winner. I'm gonna destroy this thing with my... sulfur vision! [He tries to use his sulfur vision to destroy the conch, but is unsuccessful. He tries again, but he still doesn't succeed.] I'll destroy it when I get back to the [Puts the conch in his pocket], uh, Mermalair. Uh, and as for you... ;s1e41_80 +MermaidMan; Barnacle Boy, [While getting up.] don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow. Or the villain. Besides, I remember another [He takes out a picture.] young [The image shows Barnacle Boy as a kid.] whipper-snapper, who wanted to be a super-hero. ;s1e41_81 +{system}; [Mermaid Man chuckles.] ;s1e41_82 +BarnacleBoy; You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot. ;s1e41_83 +{system}; [Mermaid Man walks up to SpongeBob, still crying] ;s1e41_84 +MermaidMan; Maybe the conch signal is too much responsibility. [SpongeBob stops crying.] But how would you like to spend the rest of the afternoon on patrol? ;s1e41_85 +BarnacleBoy;What?;s1e41_86 +MermaidMan; [While he and SpongeBob are running to the Invisible Boatmobile to jail] To the Invisible Boatmobile! [Barnacle Boy becomes angry] ;s1e41_87 +{system}; [The scene fades to later. Barnacle Boy is still angry] ;s1e41_88 +SpongeBob;Oh...;s1e41_89 +MermaidMan; Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells, [Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and SpongeBob, who is now wearing a superhero outfit, is shown in the Invisible Boatmobile, which is driving down the street.] Barnacle Boy laid an egg, The Invisible Boatmobile, [The Invisible Boatmobile stops at a red light.] lost a wheel and... ;s1e41_90 +SpongeBob; Hey, [moves to the driver's seat] can I drive? ;s1e41_91 +BarnacleBoy; Drive? What do you know about driving the Invisible Boatmobile? ;s1e41_92 +SpongeBob; Tons! Like the windshield wipers are right here. [pushes a button] ;s1e41_93 +BarnacleBoy; Don't touch that button, that's the...! [Invisible Boatmobile folds into an origami swan] ...Origami button. ;s1e41_94 +MermaidMan; [He and Barnacle Boy are scouting on top of a building] When you patrol in the city, you'll always have to be vigilant. On your toes. [Turn to the right side of the building] Constantly alert. Always expect the unexpected. [Turn back to the left of the building. SpongeBob is on the edge] ;s1e41_95 +SpongeBob; Hey! [scares Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and they fall off the building, screaming. SpongeBob goes to the rooftop] I've got the doughnuts! ;s1e41_96 +MermaidMan; ...and Barnacle Boy laid an egg. Hey-hey! ;s1e41_97 +MermaidMan; Oh, that fellow over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much, but he could go back to crime... [snaps fingers] ...just like that. [he and Barnacle Boy laugh] ;s1e41_98 +AtomicFlounder; [SpongeBob pins the Atomic Flounder on the ground] Help! Help! Help! Somebody there? ;s1e41_99 +SpongeBob; You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder. ;s1e41_100 +MermaidMan; Stop, kid. Stop! Let him go. ;s1e41_101 +SpongeBob; But you said he could snap... [snaps fingers] ...just like that. ;s1e41_102 +AtomicFlounder; What?! Get off of me! [pushes SpongeBob away] If I weren't retired, I'd, I'd... [roars and breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face. Barnacle Boy's head glows red and explodes into a miniature mushroom cloud, leaving it charred] ...do that. [leaves] Out of my way, punk! ;s1e41_103 +{system}; [At The Diner] ;s1e41_104 +SpongeBob; I can't believe it: I rode in the Invisible Boatmobile, met a villain, and learned to treat third-degree burns, all in one day. So, what are we going to do tomorrow. ;s1e41_105 +BarnacleBoy; Uh, uh, say, kid, why don't you take this nickel and go up there and see if our theme song in on the jukebox? ;s1e41_106 +SpongeBob; Okay. [goes to the jukebox] ;s1e41_107 +MermaidMan; You know, for a pain in the neck, he's a pretty nice kid. ;s1e41_108 +BarnacleBoy; Let's ditch him. ;s1e41_109 +MermaidMan; I'm right behind you. ;s1e41_110 +SpongeBob; [looking through the selection of songs] It doesn't seem to be here. ;s1e41_111 +BarnacleBoy; Oh, it's there, all right. ;s1e41_112 +MermaidMan; Keep looking. Diligence. Diligence. ;s1e41_113 +SpongeBob; Aye, aye, sir. [looks again] ;s1e41_114 +BarnacleBoy;Dagnabbit.;s1e41_115 +MermaidMan; What's the matter? ;s1e41_116 +SpongeBob; Aw, that's the 15th time I've looked. [deep voice] But I can't let my heroes down. [looks again] ;s1e41_117 +MermaidMan; Boatmobile, where are you? [tries to find it] Barnacle Boy, I found it. [turns engine on and Barnacle Boy gets burned again] ;s1e41_118 +DirtyBubble; [laughs] Still getting burned on that tail pipe, huh, Barnacle Boy? [laughs] ;s1e41_119 +BarnacleBoy; It's the Dirty Bubble! ;s1e41_120 +MermaidMan; In all his dirty roundness! [screams] ;s1e41_121 +BarnacleBoy; Oh, no! ;s1e41_122 +SpongeBob; [runs outside] I found it and it's the special dance mix! ;s1e41_123 +BarnacleBoy; [trapped inside the Dirty Bubble] Help! Help! Help! ;s1e41_124 +SpongeBob; Holy Krabby Patties! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis: The Dirty Bubble! I can't believe it! ;s1e41_125 +DirtyBubble; [laughs] You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery! They are trapped by my awesome surface tension! [laughs] ;s1e41_126 +SpongeBob; You don't understand! You're my most favorite super villain. Can I get your autograph? [gets out a notepad and a sharp pencil as the point on the pencil glints] ;s1e41_127 +DirtyBubble; Oh, no! [Runs away as SpongeBob walks to him while pointing the pencil at him] Oh, no, you fool, stay back! The point. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Watch the point now! [The Dirty Bubble screams when SpongeBob pops the Dirty Bubble with the pencil] ;s1e41_128 +MermaidMan; Aha! You saved us, son. ;s1e41_129 +BarnacleBoy; Yeah, you're a hero. ;s1e41_130 +SpongeBob; I am? ;s1e41_131 +MermaidMan; Are you up for another ride in the Invisible Boatmobile? ;s1e41_132 +SpongeBob;Oh...;s1e41_133 +MermaidMan; Jingle bells, Mermaid Man smells, Barnacle Boy laid an egg... ;s1e41_134 +All; The Dirty Bubble popped and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and SpongeBob got away! Hooray! ;s1e41_135 +BarnacleBoy; Watch out! [Short Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stinger plays] ;s1e41_136