diff --git "a/dataset.csv" "b/dataset.csv" --- "a/dataset.csv" +++ "b/dataset.csv" @@ -1825,3 +1825,1022 @@ Squidward; They want an encore! [pushes SpongeBob away] Stand aside, Sp Mrs. SquarePants ; Oh, my son's a star! ;s1e20_69 Mr. SquarePants ; Who ever knew he had such talent? ;s1e20_70 Mr. Krabs ; I'll be needin� another wheelbarrow for next week's show! [crowd throws flowers at SpongeBob] ;s1e20_71 + French Narrator ; Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties. [lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover] Huh?! What's this? [doors and windows are now metal] ;s1e21_1 + Mr. Krabs ; Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward? ;s1e21_2 +Squidward; [up in a crows nest with a telescope] Down there, sir! [a Krabby Patty is bouncing to the door] ;s1e21_3 + French Narrator ; [gasps] There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress! [Krabby Patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door] There can only be one culprit: Plankton! ;s1e21_4 +Plankton; Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! [laughs] ;s1e21_5 +Squidward; He got away, sir. ;s1e21_6 + Mr. Krabs ; [devastated] No! He's finally stolen me secret recipe! ;s1e21_7 + French Narrator ; Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for it's... [SpongeBob tears himself into another SpongeBob and flies off] ...SpongeBob SquarePants! [later, SpongeBob peeks out through under the sewer with binoculars in his hand. Catches a peek at a Krabby Patty jumping through the crowd] ;s1e21_8 +Cowboy; Yeehaw! [Plankton walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on] ;s1e21_9 +SpongeBob;" Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall and... [looks up and reads the sign MAGIC SHOP] Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, ""If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true."" [Plankton takes away Krabby Patty] ";s1e21_10 +Plankton; Argh! I can't take it! ;s1e21_11 +Plankton; Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that... that just wasn't fair! Here! Take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don't know what it's like to be a loser. [cries] ;s1e21_12 +SpongeBob; Aww, cheer up, Plankton. I think you're a winner. ;s1e21_13 +Plankton; [stops crying] Wh-what did you say? ;s1e21_14 +SpongeBob; I said, you're a-- [a bunch of people run up and point at Plankton] ;s1e21_15 +All; Loser! [Plankton jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant] ;s1e21_16 +Squidward; How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton?! It hurts, doesn't it?! I know! ;s1e21_17 + Incidental 118 ; Yeah, and for running you out, we're going to make this kid honorary town rookie of the day. [puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob] ;s1e21_18 +All; For he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie... ;s1e21_19 +{system}; [Everyone throws SpongeBob into the air.] ;s1e21_20 +SpongeBob; [thinking to himself] I'll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie. ;s1e21_21 +All; [as SpongeBob comes down, they stop singing] Which no... whatever. [everyone walks away. Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant] ;s1e21_22 +Plankton; A customer?! [opens door] Our special today is chum... [sees SpongeBob at the door] ...balaya. ;s1e21_23 +SpongeBob; Hi, Mr. Plankton. ;s1e21_24 +Plankton; Haven't you degraded me enough for one day? ;s1e21_25 +SpongeBob; No. I mean...I want you to come out and play with me. ;s1e21_26 +Plankton;What?;s1e21_27 +SpongeBob; Play with me. ;s1e21_28 +Plankton; You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion? ;s1e21_29 +SpongeBob; No, but I like to go jelly... [Plankton closes the door] ;s1e21_30 +Karen; You're not letting him leave, are you? Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge! ;s1e21_31 +Plankton; Elaborate. [computer shows images of a Krabby Patty and SpongeBob] ;s1e21_32 +Karen; Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty! ;s1e21_33 +Plankton; Take the Krabby Patty? [runs back to the door] ;s1e21_34 +Karen; Get moving, genius, don't let him get away. ;s1e21_35 +SpongeBob; [Plankton opens the door] ...fishing with my friends at Jellyfish Fields. ;s1e21_36 +Plankton; Alright, SpongeBob, I'll play your little game. ;s1e21_37 +SpongeBob; Great! [SpongeBob grabs Plankton and runs off] Last one to the fields is a rotten clam! [now at Jellyfish Fields] So, I get the big net and you get the little net. [hands Plankton a net bigger than him] ;s1e21_38 +Plankton; What happens after we eat 'em? ;s1e21_39 +SpongeBob; You don't eat 'em, you catch 'em, like this! [captures a jellyfish] Like that. ;s1e21_40 +Plankton;And?;s1e21_41 +Plankton; Stingers?! [Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with a jellyfish that only he controls] All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win! [end of fantasy while laughing] ;s1e21_42 +SpongeBob; It's not about winning, it's about fun! ;s1e21_43 +Plankton; What's that? ;s1e21_44 +SpongeBob; Fun is when you... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a... ;s1e21_45 +SpongeBob; What is fun? Let me spell it for you. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all! ;s1e21_46 +Clams; Down here in the deep blue sea. ;s1e21_47 +Plankton; F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survivors, when you- ;s1e21_48 +SpongeBob; Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about. Now, do it like this: F is for friends who do stuff to- ;s1e21_49 +Plankton; Never! That's completely idiotic! ;s1e21_50 +SpongeBob; Here, let me help you. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. Try it! ;s1e21_51 +Plankton; N is for anywhere, anytime at all! ;s1e21_52 +Clams; Down here in the deep blue sea! ;s1e21_53 +Plankton; Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop? ;s1e21_54 +SpongeBob; No! That's how you're suppose to feel! ;s1e21_55 +Plankton; Well, I like it. Let's do it again! ;s1e21_56 +SpongeBob;Okay!;s1e21_57 +{system}; F is for frolic through all the flowers, U is for ukulele. N is nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-licking, here with my best buddy. Hahahahahahahaha! ;s1e21_58 +{system}; [At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is looking through a telescope at SpongeBob and Plankton] ;s1e21_59 + Mr. Krabs ; Arrgh, mutiny. ;s1e21_60 +{system}; [At the Chum Bucket at night, Plankton is changing clothes.] ;s1e21_61 +Plankton; And after that, we frolicked through the flowers, and then we... ;s1e21_62 +Karen; Sounds like fun. ;s1e21_63 +Plankton; Well, the really fun part was when we... ;s1e21_64 +Karen; What did you do with the Krabby Patty? ;s1e21_65 +Plankton; The what? [shows a Krabby Patty on Karen's computer screen] ;s1e21_66 +Plankton; You can't rush these things, you know. ;s1e21_67 +Plankton; What are you talking about? ;s1e21_68 +Karen; You're going native, Plankton, look at yourself! [metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like SpongeBob's] ;s1e21_69 +Plankton;What?;s1e21_70 +{system}; [cuts to Krusty Krab] ;s1e21_71 +SpongeBob; Who knows? Maybe he's changed. ;s1e21_72 + Mr. Krabs ; Who knows? I think you knows! [shows a picture of him and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN] ;s1e21_73 +SpongeBob; He's changed, I tell you! [Plankton enters] ;s1e21_74 +Plankton; SpongeBuddy! Yoo-hoo! [SpongeBob runs over to Plankton] ;s1e21_75 +SpongeBob; Plankton-buddy! Let's go! I forgot this is a no friend zone! ;s1e21_76 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob, may I speak to you in private. [talking to Plankton] You won't mind if I set this here, will you? [puts a plate with a Krabby Patty on the table and pushes it toward him] ;s1e21_77 +SpongeBob; What's this all about, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e21_78 + Mr. Krabs ; He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's... ;s1e21_79 +SpongeBob; Why can't you just accept our friendship? ;s1e21_80 + Mr. Krabs ; He's just after me recipe. I'll prove it to you. [walks up to Plankton] Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here. ;s1e21_81 +Plankton; Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies. ;s1e21_82 + Mr. Krabs ; Uhh... suit yourself. [walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton. Uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton] ;s1e21_83 +SpongeBob; We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs! [turns the fan off] Come on, Plankton, let's get out of here. [both walk away] ;s1e21_84 + Mr. Krabs ; Maybe the lad was right. Maybe Plankton's gone straight... [plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard] And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants! [takes the boat and paddles to 'The Reef'] Hang on there, laddie, I'm a-comin! ;s1e21_85 +{system}; [At 'The Reef' movie theater, SpongeBob and Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob is giving popcorn to Plankton as he is eating some himself. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits on Plankton, squishing him] ;s1e21_86 +SpongeBob; I sure like sequels, Plankton. [sees Bubble Bass in his spot] Hey, Bubble Bass, you're sitting on my friend. ;s1e21_87 +{system}; [Bubble Bass meanly smiles and gets comfortable in his seat, and a squelching sound comes from Plankton being squashed by his butt] ;s1e21_88 +SpongeBob; Hey, Bubble Bass! [throws some popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it] ;s1e21_89 +Plankton; Thanks for that, friend. ;s1e21_90 +SpongeBob; Sure thing. ;s1e21_91 + Mr. Krabs ; Listen up! [Mr. Krabs' shadow is on the movie screen. He clicks his claws.] ;s1e21_92 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs? [in the projector room] ;s1e21_93 + Mr. Krabs ; He's deceivin' ya! Reach into his pocket now, and take what he's got! ;s1e21_94 +{system}; [Everyone in the theater steals an item from the pocket of whoever is sitting next to them] ;s1e21_95 + Mr. Krabs ; You too, boy! ;s1e21_96 +{system}; [SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a Krabby Patty] ;s1e21_97 +SpongeBob; [gasps] I can't believe this! ;s1e21_98 +Plankton; It's not what you think. ;s1e21_99 +SpongeBob; What is it then? Tell me what you see here! ;s1e21_100 +Plankton; I... I don't see anything. ;s1e21_101 +SpongeBob; [starting to cry] How can you not see it!? [groans] ;s1e21_102 +Plankton; [beginning to tear up as well] Okay, okay, I see it! It's a Krabby Patty, okay? I couldn't help it. ;s1e21_103 +SpongeBob; But we sang the F.U.N. Song! [clutches his stomach] I think I'm gonna be sick. How long? ;s1e21_104 +Plankton; How long what? ;s1e21_105 +SpongeBob; [grabs Plankton, holding him in his fist] How long were you planning on doing this?! [tears well up in SpongeBob's eyes] Tell me! ;s1e21_106 +{system}; [Plankton puts his head down and begins to sob.] ;s1e21_107 +SpongeBob; [the tears now dripping down his face] What?! ;s1e21_108 +Plankton; [looks up at SpongeBob] All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! [the two look each other in the eyes] And now I realize... that's all I ever really wanted. ;s1e21_109 +SpongeBob; [sniffs, then smiles, beginning to stop crying] Really? ;s1e21_110 +Plankton; [Plankton grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen] No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! [laughs evilly] ;s1e21_111 +MovieWoman; Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart. ;s1e21_112 +{system}; [Plankton, who is running away, rips through the movie screen] ;s1e21_113 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, he's gone. He got the patty. He won. ;s1e21_114 + Mr. Krabs ; Ho-ho, no he didn't, boy! Don't you know what�s behind these screens? [reveals the fabric, showing the Krabby Patty squished onto a concrete wall] Solid concrete! [laughs] ;s1e21_115 +{system}; [The Krabby Patty falls off, revealing that Plankton is squished on the concrete wall. Plankton groans. Mr. Krabs takes the Krabby Patty.] ;s1e21_116 +SpongeBob; I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed. ;s1e21_117 + Mr. Krabs ; Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me! ;s1e21_118 +SpongeBob; Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e21_119 + Mr. Krabs ; Well, maybe on a discount. [Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass' jelly beans] ;s1e21_120 +Plankton;Huh?;s1e21_121 +{system}; [Plankton runs around Bubble Bass' hand getting chased by his other hand, being mistaken for a jelly bean. Plankton screams.] ;s1e21_122 +{system}; [In SpongeBob's house, he is looking at himself in the mirror trying to look strong.] ;s1e22_1 +SpongeBob; It's time to grow myself large and wide. ;s1e22_2 +{system}; [He grows himself large and wide as he is saying it. He walks over to his weight, which is a pink bunny and a blue bear, and has trouble lifting it, but manages to get it over his head anyway. The doorbell rings and SpongeBob opens the door.] ;s1e22_3 +Sandy; Howdy, SpongeBob. How's it goin'? ;s1e22_4 +SpongeBob; Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out. [shows off his muscles, but is still a weakling] ;s1e22_5 +Sandy; Well, you're smelly. ;s1e22_6 +SpongeBob; All thanks to my state-of-the-art work set. [shows all sorts of stuffed animals] ;s1e22_7 +Sandy; Uhh... I don't wanna disappoint you, SpongeBob, but you won't see any progress with those. ;s1e22_8 +Sandy; That is, if you want arms like these. [rolls up her right sleeve, and flexes her right arm, showing off a big, impressive bicep] Or these! [rolls up her other sleeve and flexes her left arm, revealing her other bicep] Or these! [shows off her powerful back muscles while executing a back double bicep flex. SpongeBob's arm wiggles in the air] ;s1e22_9 +SpongeBob; Well, uhh, maybe I could use a little help. ;s1e22_10 +Sandy; Well, if you want arms like mine, you just gotta follow my training program. ;s1e22_11 +Sandy; Be at my place at 5 a.m. Oh! And you'll need a water helmet. [puts a fish bowl on his head. Bubble transition to Sandy's tree dome, where SpongeBob is trying to do push-ups] Come on, SpongeBob, it's only push-ups! Come on. Come on! You can do it! [SpongeBob is grunting at this point determined to get a push-up. His body cracks and falls down while his arms stay up] ;s1e22_12 +SpongeBob; One. [acorn bell dings] ;s1e22_13 +Sandy; [in a boxing ring with gloves on] Alright, put 'em up! ;s1e22_14 +SpongeBob; [struggles getting his gloves up] They're up. ;s1e22_15 +Sandy; Ding ding! [punches SpongeBob out of the ring. Later, Sandy starts up her exercise wheel with SpongeBob on it. SpongeBob pants while the wheel goes faster and makes him trip all over the wheel] Feeling the burn? ;s1e22_16 +SpongeBob; I'm-fee-ling-some-thing! [launches out of the wheel and into the tree dome glass] ;s1e22_17 +Sandy; Well, now that we've got warmed up, it's time for the arm-cruncher. ;s1e22_18 +SpongeBob; Arm-cruncher, great. [looks over and sees two cement blocks slamming into the cement pedestal] This squirrel's trying to kill me! ;s1e22_19 +Sandy; [walks up to the arm-cruncher with phone in hand] This is it. ;s1e22_20 +SpongeBob; Hey, that's great, Sandy. Well, I sure had fun, we'll have to do it again sometime, bye. [hangs up] This working-out thing isn't working out. [his arms bulge in and out] Ow. Ow. Ow. ;s1e22_21 +TV;" Hey, you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy! ""Oh, I'm a little peanut worm."" Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling built like a sponge? Well, now you too can have muscles. ";s1e22_22 +SpongeBob;Huh?;s1e22_23 +TV; With Anchor Arms! [puts a long pink blow-up item on his arm] They slip on like a glove. Just add air. [puts a plug in the arm's hole and pumps air into it] How big do you want 'em? [pumps air into the other arm] Normal? [puts more air into the arm] Veiny? And for the ladies... [puts air into the arm which makes it grow hair] ...hairy. [SpongeBob whistles as the TV puts up an image of a weak shark] I was a wimp before Anchor Arms. Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me. So order now, wimp! ;s1e22_24 +SpongeBob; Wow, now that's a good idea! ;s1e22_25 +Gary;Meow.;s1e22_26 +SpongeBob; I wanna be just like him. Yeah, I've gotta get to a phone! [later, a big shadow of SpongeBob is walking down the road past Squidward, who is sitting in a chair licking a popsicle] Hi, Squidward! ;s1e22_27 +Squidward; [with his tongue stuck to the popsicle while looking up] SpongeBob? ;s1e22_28 +{system}; [Cuts to Mr. Krabs sweeping the outside of the Krusty Krab.] ;s1e22_29 + Mr. Krabs ; [looks up] Huh? ;s1e22_30 +SpongeBob; Ahoy, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e22_31 + Mr. Krabs ; Mother of pearl! [hides in the Krusty Krab. Cuts to Mussel Beach where everyone is lifting weights. SpongeBob comes in and makes Incidental 24C drop a big weight on Incidental 24B and Incidental 24Q's feet] ;s1e22_32 +SpongeBob; Hi, guys. [shows off his new muscles] ;s1e22_33 +Larry; SpongeBob, is that you? ;s1e22_34 +SpongeBob; [walking on his hands] Who were you expecting, Tiny Tim? Wait... wait... [flexes his muscles] They're big, aren't they? ;s1e22_35 +Larry; Dude, you're ripped! ;s1e22_36 +SpongeBob; [flexes out the words] Thank...You. I've been working out. Excuse me a second. [flexes more] Yeah. Anyone up for the... [flexes his muscles into drinks] ...juice bar? [bubble transition to outside of the juice bar] ;s1e22_37 +Scooter; [to Incidental 18] I'm tellin' ya, he's huge! ;s1e22_38 +Sandy; [walks up to them] Have you guys seen SpongeBob anywhere? ;s1e22_39 +Scooter; You mean 'MuscleBob BuffPants'? He's in there! [points to the inside of the juice bar] ;s1e22_40 +Sandy; Uhh, whatever. Thanks. [walks to the juice bar] ;s1e22_41 +Sandy; Pardon me. ;s1e22_42 +SpongeBob; Working out is my life! I remember when I used to look like that guy over there. [points to Incidental 35] ;s1e22_43 + Incidental 35 ; Who me? [everyone laughs] ;s1e22_44 +SpongeBob; I remember when I used to look like you, too. [points to Larry and laughs] But, that was a long time ago. ;s1e22_45 + Incidental 6 ; Here's your drink, sir. ;s1e22_46 +SpongeBob; Thank you. [tries to lift up his drink but can't so he stretches his mouth out to the straw and drinks] Yeah... ;s1e22_47 +Sandy; SpongeBob? Wha-where'd you get those muscles? ;s1e22_48 +SpongeBob; I've created my own workout routine that's given me amazing results. [his anchor arm almost slips off] Whoops! Yeah, I have never felt better. ;s1e22_49 +Sandy; Heck, what's your secret? ;s1e22_50 +SpongeBob;What?;s1e22_51 +Sandy; Your secret workout. What is it? [everyone wants to know and looks over at SpongeBob. SpongeBob thinks of something nervously and quickly] ;s1e22_52 +SpongeBob; Hmmm, well... I, uhh... first I take my hand and I do this... [makes armpit noises] ;s1e22_53 +Larry; Are you kidding? ;s1e22_54 +SpongeBob; Do these muscles lie? [flexes his muscles into a shape of a sponge. Everyone starts making armpit noises] ;s1e22_55 +Sandy; I'm glad to see you found an exercise program that works for you. ;s1e22_56 +SpongeBob; Yeah, your workout routine wasn't quite tough enough for me. ;s1e22_57 +Sandy; Can't argue with those results. What you need to do now is put those muscles to the test. ;s1e22_58 +SpongeBob; Uhh, what do you mean? ;s1e22_59 +Sandy; The big Mussel Beach anchor tossing competition. It's today! Everybody'll be there! ;s1e22_60 + Incidental 6 ; Here's your drink. [sets the drink on SpongeBob's anchor-arm hand and it sinks down] ;s1e22_61 +Sandy; Hey, with those arms, you'll do great! ;s1e22_62 +SpongeBob; Uhh, well, I'm not sure. ;s1e22_63 +Sandy; C'mon, let's go. ;s1e22_64 +SpongeBob; Right now? Wait, uhh, wait, Sandy. I don't think it's such a... [tries to run away but the drink is holding him back. He tries lifting the drink but is unsuccessful] Sandy, wait! ;s1e22_65 +Sandy; Here it is-- the sign-in list. ;s1e22_66 +Sandy; [signs her name on a piece of paper] Okay, Sandy... [cuts to SpongeBob struggling to lift his drink, then back to Sandy] Cheeks. ;s1e22_67 +Sandy;Okay...;s1e22_68 +SpongeBob;Wait!;s1e22_69 +Sandy; [signs SpongeBob's name on a piece of paper] SpongeBob SquarePants. [Incidental 6 lifts the drink off of SpongeBob, which sends him flying towards Sandy, who puts the paper into the entry box] ;s1e22_70 +SpongeBob; Sandy, wait...! [slams into a pole] ;s1e22_71 +SpongeBob; Oh, great. Thanks, Sandy. [bubble transition to the competition] ;s1e22_72 + Sports guy ; We on? Welcome to the Goo Lagoon 8th annual anchor toss competition. [everyone is getting ready but SpongeBob is nervous] ;s1e22_73 +Sandy; Ready, SpongeBob? ;s1e22_74 +SpongeBob; Oh, yeah. Great. No problem. [blows frantically into his Anchor Arms] ;s1e22_75 + Sports guy ; Could I get some mustard on that? Oh. First up, Don the Whale. [Incidental 32 throws the anchor and it lands. A fish comes up to measure the distance] ;s1e22_76 +Measurer; 200 yards. [the crowd cheers] ;s1e22_77 + Sports guy ; Let's see an instant-replay. [another anchor comes flying in on top of the measuring fish and hits him] Amazing! Up next, Larry the Lobster. [Larry throws his anchor. The measuring fish runs away from the anchor but it follows him and crushes him once again] ;s1e22_78 +Measurer; 210 yards! ;s1e22_79 + Sports guy ; Here goes, Sandy Cheeks. [Sandy throws it up in the air and kicks it away. The measuring fish runs around trying to avoid getting hit by the anchor but the anchor crushes him anyway] ;s1e22_80 +Measurer; 510 yards! ;s1e22_81 + Sports guy ; Wow! Fabulous! ;s1e22_82 +Sandy; Beat that, SpongeBob! ;s1e22_83 + Sports guy ; Up next, SpongeBob SquarePants. ;s1e22_84 +Crowd; [imitates the armpit exercise while others are holding up SpongeBob signs and chanting] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! ;s1e22_85 +SpongeBob; [tries to pull the anchor but instead he falls under the ground with the anchor and comes out and laughs] Just kidding. Just kidding. [everyone laughs] ;s1e22_86 +Sandy; That SpongeBob is funnier than ears on an acorn. ;s1e22_87 +SpongeBob;" Oh, this is it. They're all gonna find out I'm a fake. I can't give up. I've got to try. I can do it! I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp, I'm a jerk! [blows his Anchor Arms over the ""JERK"" size, to which the anchors are now small, and the arms are incredibly ginormous] Yeah! [tries to lift the anchor again but when he tries too hard, veins grow on his arms, and some of the air in one arm goes into his nose. He tries to lift the anchor again, but the air goes into his left eye as the crowd 'ooh's. He tries to lift the anchor again and causes the air to go into his left tooth. He tries to lift the anchor again for the last time, causing the Anchor Arms to burst around his body, then explode. After the air blows off, the popped Anchor Arms deflate, floating down. SpongeBob then reveals his real arms hidden from inside his body] ";s1e22_88 +Crowd; I think he lost. [the crowd starts chanting for Sandy] Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! [Sandy walks up to SpongeBob and taps her foot, disappointed. SpongeBob walks away, leaving his destroyed Anchor Arms on the ground and follows Sandy to the treedome] ;s1e22_89 +SpongeBob; 96. 97. 98. 99. 100. ;s1e22_90 +Sandy; I want 100 more. ;s1e22_91 +SpongeBob; It hurts. [changes the channel over and over] 1. 2. 3. 4... ;s1e22_92 +Sandy; I think we finally found an exercise for you, SpongeBob. ;s1e22_93 +SpongeBob; ...9. 10. [his arm falls off] Can you get that? ;s1e22_94 +{system}; [The scene begins at Squidward's house. Squidward is admiring his artworks and sculptures of himself.] ;s1e23_1 +Squidward; [talking to a wax sculpture of himself] Have I told you how beautiful you are? Your tentacles, your nose, your eyes...a little lopsided. [takes out the right eye, fixes it then puts it back in place] There. And now that I've been immortalized in wax, I have conquered all artistic media. Come on, my precious reflection, smile! [Squidward makes wax sculpture smile. Then he hears a crash from outside and frowns the sculpture does as well] ;s1e23_2 +SpongeBob; Hike, Patrick, hike! [both run in separate directions but SpongeBob has a big rock. Drops the rock on the ground and it breaks in half while Patrick blows a chess piece across a chessboard] You just lost three points. [climbs a tree branch] One. Two. Five! [flips upside down and blows a bubble into a shape] G-7! ;s1e23_3 +Patrick; G-7? King me! King me! [runs into the coral branch and pops the bubble] I lose! ;s1e23_4 +SpongeBob; But it's not Tuesday, Patrick. ;s1e23_5 +Patrick; Tartar sauce! [Squidward peeks out] ;s1e23_6 +Squidward; Hey! What are you invertebrates doing? ;s1e23_7 +{system}; We don't know. ;s1e23_8 +Patrick; Uh, yeah, Squidward, it's... [checks his watch but all the bubble soap leaks out when he turns his wrist around] ;s1e23_9 +Squidward; Time to find some other game to play! [laughs] [puts soapy bubbles into his bathtub and turns on his record player, then gets in and takes a deep breath] Ahh! ;s1e23_10 +SpongeBob; Now what? ;s1e23_11 +SpongeBob; [picks up shell] Okay... ready! [throws shell into Patrick's belly. Patrick shoots it into the air] ;s1e23_12 +Patrick; Go! [SpongeBob goes after it] ;s1e23_13 +SpongeBob; I got it! I got it! [the shell flies through Squid's open window, knocks into Squid's sculpture, and it falls over] I got it! I got it! I got it! [Squid in the other room, hears a thump, but he ignores it. Sponge and Pat enter the room via the elevator] Remember, Patrick, finders keepers. ;s1e23_14 +Patrick; There it is! [points to the shell that is lodged in the head of the wax sculpture of Squidward] ;s1e23_15 +Patrick; Bonus points! [Patrick starts to walk off] ;s1e23_16 +SpongeBob; Uhh, Patrick? I think something's wrong with Squidward. He looks unconscious. ;s1e23_17 +Patrick; Don't worry. I know how to do this. [Patrick tries to give CPR, but his face turns blue and he floats up to the ceiling but lets out all the air and lands on top of the wax sculpture's head] ;s1e23_18 +SpongeBob; Get off him, Patrick! [Patrick stands up] ;s1e23_19 +Patrick; What are you worried about? [Patrick's butt is now imprinted on the sculpture's face] He looks better already. [SpongeBob and Patrick stand him up] ;s1e23_20 +SpongeBob; But he still feels cold. ;s1e23_21 +Patrick; Well, let's go put him in the warm. ;s1e23_22 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick bring the sculpture in front of the window with the sun shining through it.] ;s1e23_23 +SpongeBob; Do you think he'll be okay? ;s1e23_24 +Patrick; You know, you worry too much. [the sculpture begins to melt] The Patrick is here and SpongeBob I know a lot about head injuries, believe... [starts to drool as SpongeBob snaps his fingers] ...me. Hey, what's that on your shoe? [SpongeBob looks down] ;s1e23_25 +SpongeBob; I don't know. ;s1e23_26 +Patrick; It kind of looks like... [a liquid puddle of green goo is on the floor] ;s1e23_27 +SpongeBob; No, no, that part goes here. ;s1e23_28 +Patrick; Yeah-yeah, that's it, uh-huh. ;s1e23_29 +SpongeBob; We're almost there. We can do this. ;s1e23_30 +SpongeBob; This is working. [sculpture melts again] Patrick, this isn't working! ;s1e23_31 +Patrick; Look! [eyes turn over] ;s1e23_32 +SpongeBob; I don't know how to say it, but our old pal Squidward, he's... He's... He's pushing up daisies! ;s1e23_33 +Patrick; Oh, I thought he was dead. ;s1e23_34 +{system}; [Squidward comes out of the bathroom covered in talcum powder. SpongeBob and Patrick cling to each other and get scared] ;s1e23_35 +Squidward; [screams] What are you doing here?! Well? Are you two trying to say something, or do I have to...? ;s1e23_36 +SpongeBob; No, stay back! ;s1e23_37 +Squidward; What is the matter with you two? ;s1e23_38 +Patrick; Don't, don't hurt us! ;s1e23_39 +Squidward; What are you two talking about? [he notices the goo on the floor and screams] Look what you've done to me! When I get my hands on you, I'll... ;s1e23_40 +SpongeBob; [sobs] Please, Mr. Squidward's ghost! [SpongeBob and Patrick are bowing before Squidward] Spare us your ghostly anger! [Patrick is kissing Squidward's feet and sobbing] ;s1e23_41 +Patrick; (as SpongeBob cries) Oh, yes, Mr. Squidward's ghost! Please don't haunt us! ;s1e23_42 +SpongeBob; (as Patrick cries) We'll do anything you want! Just have mercy on us! ;s1e23_43 +{system}; [Squidward suddenly gets an idea and grins evilly] ;s1e23_44 +Squidward; Enough! Listen up! Squidward's ghost is feeling unusually generous today. He hath decided to spare ye a horrible fate. All ye must do is tend to my every whim, and tickle my fancy on demand. ;s1e23_45 +SpongeBob; Does that include... ;s1e23_46 +Squidward; Quiet! Now, do as you're told, lest ye incur the wrath of Squidward! ;s1e23_47 +Patrick; [whispers to SpongeBob] I think they make a cream for that now. ;s1e23_48 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick carry out Squidward on his bed] ;s1e23_49 +SpongeBob;Here?;s1e23_50 +Squidward; Too hot. ;s1e23_51 +{system}; [SpongeBob and Patrick walk a little more then stops] ;s1e23_52 +SpongeBob;Here?;s1e23_53 +Squidward; No, too wet. Keep going. Keep going. [SpongeBob and Patrick walk some more then stop at the aquatic version of the painting La Troupe de Mademoiselle Eglantine] ;s1e23_54 +SpongeBob;Here?;s1e23_55 +Squidward; Too loose, Lautrec. [rim shot] ;s1e23_56 +SpongeBob; Too tired... [both stop where they are] ;s1e23_57 +Squidward; Perfect. Hmmm, I feel needy. [claps his hands] Slaves, fetcheth me some nourishment. ;s1e23_58 +SpongeBob; Only the freshest, o spooky one. ;s1e23_59 +{system}; [Both SpongeBob and Patrick run off. SpongeBob comes back with grapes] ;s1e23_60 +SpongeBob; A grape fresh from the vine, your ghostliness. ;s1e23_61 +{system}; [Drops grape into Squidward's mouth. Squidward eats it while SpongeBob goes and gets a banana.] ;s1e23_62 +SpongeBob; A banana peeled to your liking, your incorporealness. ;s1e23_63 +{system}; [Squeezes the banana into Squidward's mouth, and he eats the peeled banana. Patrick comes back with a watermelon] ;s1e23_64 +{system}; [On the ground, Squidward's head is shaped like the watermelon] ;s1e23_65 +{system}; [Squidward spits out the watermelon] ;s1e23_66 +Squidward; Enough of that! I want something else to eat now. Something that's very difficult to find. ;s1e23_67 +{system}; What do you hunger for, master? ;s1e23_68 +SpongeBob; Whatever you want, we'll find it. We'll find it. ;s1e23_69 +Patrick; I found it. ;s1e23_70 +{system}; [Squidward takes it and throws it somewhere] ;s1e23_71 +Squidward;" Well, go find it again! [Patrick goes searching for it] SpongeBob, get over here. Now spin around. [SpongeBob turns around] That's better. Now jog in place. [SpongeBob jogs in place] Say ""flank steak."" ";s1e23_72 +SpongeBob; Flank steak. ;s1e23_73 +Squidward; I think I'm beginning to like this. Stop. [SpongeBob stops] Now, play me an elaborate song with this! [gives SpongeBob a tissue] ;s1e23_74 +SpongeBob; But this is just a piece of tissue paper. ;s1e23_75 +Squidward; Oh, my. Always having to have it our way, don't we? Oh, boo-hoo. ;s1e23_76 +{system}; [SpongeBob blows through the tissue to try and get it to make music] ;s1e23_77 +SpongeBob; I can't do it! ;s1e23_78 +Squidward; Well, I hope you don't have any plans tonight, 'cause you're not allowed to leave that spot till I hear a song. [walks away. Day turns into night and into day again and SpongeBob is lying on the ground with the tissue on his nose] What's this? Napping on the job? You're supposed to be making music for me. As punishment for this insolence, Squidward's ghost commandeth you to clean out his back room. ;s1e23_79 +Patrick; [comes back with the pie] I found it. [Squidward takes it] ;s1e23_80 +Squidward; I'll take that! [throws pie in Patrick's face] ;s1e23_81 +Patrick; Yes, your ghostliness! [licks filling off his face] This is fun. ;s1e23_82 +SpongeBob; Patrick, are you ready for this? ;s1e23_83 +Patrick; Yes. [SpongeBob walks a couple steps forward] ;s1e23_84 +SpongeBob; Okay, let's go. Patrick, are you coming? [Patrick is facing the wrong way] ;s1e23_85 +Patrick;Yes.;s1e23_86 +SpongeBob; Patrick, it's this way. ;s1e23_87 +Patrick;Where?;s1e23_88 +SpongeBob;Here.;s1e23_89 +Patrick; [turns around] Oh, coming! [both enter a room in the back with a bunch of junk in it] How are we going to clean up all this mess? ;s1e23_90 +SpongeBob; It's easy. Just tear this wallpaper off! [tears the wall] ;s1e23_91 +Patrick; [laughs] Oh look, you missed some. [SpongeBob picks up a book] ;s1e23_92 +SpongeBob; Oh, let's see. It's a comic book, and look at this. It's the Origin of the Flying Dutchman. [shows picture in the book] It says when he died they used his body as a window display. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest. Well, don't you get it, Patrick? ;s1e23_93 +Patrick; We're going to go shopping? ;s1e23_94 +SpongeBob; No! We're gonna put poor old Squidward to rest. [Squidward is laying on the couch SpongeBob and Patrick spit spitballs at him] ;s1e23_95 +Squidward; Ow! What the heck was that? ;s1e23_96 +SpongeBob; Initiation! That was part one of your ceremony. ;s1e23_97 +Squidward; Ceremony for what? ;s1e23_98 +SpongeBob; We're going to put you to rest. ;s1e23_99 +Squidward; I don't want to be put to rest! All I want are those chores done. Now, did you clean the back room yet? ;s1e23_100 +SpongeBob;Yeah.;s1e23_101 +Squidward; Oh, really? I'm going to go check. [walks off. Opens door and screams because he sees Patrick and SpongeBob with a coffin] ;s1e23_102 +SpongeBob; Okay, get in. ;s1e23_103 +Squidward; Are you crazy? I'm not getting in that thing! ;s1e23_104 +SpongeBob; But you said we could put you to rest. ;s1e23_105 +Squidward; I didn't say anything like that! Now, get out of my house! ;s1e23_106 +{system}; [Squidward pushes SpongeBob and Patrick outside] ;s1e23_107 +Squidward; Now what? [Squidward sees SpongeBob writing on a tombstone] ;s1e23_108 +SpongeBob;" I wrote, ""Here lies Squidward. You may not remember him, but he..."" [Squidward screams] Oh, hi, Squidward. Does this look deep enough? ";s1e23_109 +Squidward; SpongeBob! Cut that out! ;s1e23_110 +SpongeBob; Oh, look, the mourners have arrived. ;s1e23_111 +{system}; [A bus with a load of people are in front of Squidward's house] ;s1e23_112 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, Squidward, we all came as soon as we were sure you were dead. ;s1e23_113 +Squidward; SpongeBob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse? ;s1e23_114 +SpongeBob; No, just into this hole. ;s1e23_115 +Squidward; [Groans then sighs] SpongeBob, I have a confession to make. [Takes off his night cap] ;s1e23_116 +SpongeBob; [gasps] You're bald? ;s1e23_117 +Squidward; No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! Now get rid of that tombstone and tell all your friends to go home! ;s1e23_118 +SpongeBob;But...;s1e23_119 +Squidward; Do it! ;s1e23_120 +SpongeBob; [to the mourners] Go home. ;s1e23_121 +{system}; [People get back on bus sadly] ;s1e23_122 +Squidward; I'm not your master, I'm your neighbor. Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors! [walks off] ;s1e23_123 +SpongeBob; As you wish, master. ;s1e23_124 +Squidward;D'oh!;s1e23_125 +Patrick; Boy, he really had us fooled. ;s1e23_126 +SpongeBob; No, Patrick. He's the fool. He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever! ;s1e23_127 +Patrick; You're right. He really needs to get up to the great beyond. ;s1e23_128 +SpongeBob; Patrick, say that again! ;s1e23_129 +Patrick; That again. ;s1e23_130 +SpongeBob; No, the other thing. ;s1e23_131 +Patrick; No, the other thing. ;s1e23_132 +SpongeBob; [annoyed] No, what you said before when you... ;s1e23_133 +Patrick; No, what you said before when you... ;s1e23_134 +SpongeBob; Never mind! I've got an idea. ;s1e23_135 +Patrick; Never mind! I've got an idea. ;s1e23_136 +{system}; [SpongeBob gets annoyed again. Later, Squidward is reclining on his chair outside. SpongeBob is trying to blow a bubble big enough to get Squidward.] ;s1e23_137 +SpongeBob; I can't reach him! ;s1e23_138 +Patrick; Blow harder! ;s1e23_139 +{system}; [SpongeBob blows a big bubble to consume Squidward. The bubble lifts Squidward gently from his chair. The octopus doesn't notice that he's floating.] ;s1e23_140 +Patrick; There he goes! ;s1e23_141 +SpongeBob; Isn't he beautiful? ;s1e23_142 +Patrick; How high's he going to go? ;s1e23_143 +{system}; [Squidward now sees he is floating] ;s1e23_144 +SpongeBob; All the way, Patrick, up to the great beyond. [both he and Patrick wave to Squidward] Goodbye, friend! ;s1e23_145 +Patrick; Happy trails! ;s1e23_146 +{system}; [Squidward pounds his fists on the bubble and tries to yell, but his voice is so distorted by the soapy wall that unintelligible muffled noises come through.] ;s1e23_147 +{system}; You're welcome! ;s1e23_148 +{system}; [The bubble floats above the surface] ;s1e23_149 +SpongeBob; He's on the other side now. ;s1e23_150 +Patrick; Yeah. [Squidward is floating above the sea at Bikini Atoll island in a bubble] He's in a better place. ;s1e23_151 +{system}; [Squidward moans in the bubble with seagulls flying around him] ;s1e23_152 +{system};" [The episode begins at the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is sniffing a Krabby Patty. He then squirts a mustard ""checkmark"" on the patty and puts on the bun. Just then, SpongeBob hears Pearl crying like a baby. SpongeBob sees her and gets a pan and puts it on top of his head for protection from the tears.] ";s1e24_1 + Mr. Krabs ; Don't cry, love. Daddy's going to make it all right. Calm down, girl! [a wave of water from the tears busts the door down, but SpongeBob pushes the door back up for a couple seconds, then the water comes breaking through the door and wipes out all the customers, dropping them to the floor. SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs with part of a table around his face] ;s1e24_2 +SpongeBob; Mr. Krabs, what's wrong with Pearl? ;s1e24_3 + Mr. Krabs ; Her scurvy prom date stood her up, boy, and now, she can't seem to find another. ;s1e24_4 +Pearl; That's because there's only one fish in the sea is long, tan and handsome as he is. And that's him! ;s1e24_5 + Mr. Krabs ; No, no, baby, no more crying. We'll get you a date. Why, uhh... I'll take ya! [Pearl continues to cry and an earthquake starts] Well, what about Squidward? [Squidward is filing his tentacles. Pearl cries even harder and makes the earthquake even worse] ;s1e24_6 + Mr. Krabs ; Wait, wait. Here, take SpongeBob! ;s1e24_7 +Pearl; Ahh! the fry cook? Do you know what that would do to my complexion? People would mistake me for a planetarium. ;s1e24_8 +Pearl; I don't know. But I can't take him, daddy! They'll kick me off the most frequently pictured in the yearbook committee. ;s1e24_9 + Mr. Krabs ; Yeah, they would. We've got to find someone else. Listen up! Which one of you lucky lubbers wants to take me lovely daughter Pearl to the prom? [everyone runs away] ;s1e24_10 +Pearl; Just don't be late, SpongeBob. [sadly walks off] ;s1e24_11 +SpongeBob; Oh, hi, Mr. Krabs! Are you talking to that dummy I made? It's pretty realistic isn't it? [holds up the left arm] I made this part out of... ;s1e24_12 + Mr. Krabs ; Never mind that, boy! You're taking Pearl to her prom! ;s1e24_13 +SpongeBob; Really? Oh, wow! Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I am a prom expert! [now at home] Oh, Gary, I'm a prom failure. I couldn't even get a date for my own junior prom. ;s1e24_14 +Gary;Meow.;s1e24_15 +Gary;Meow.;s1e24_16 +SpongeBob; What is it, Gary? What do you have? [Gary hides in his shell while SpongeBob takes out a magazine from Gary's shell. Magazine is 'Long Tan and Handsome'] Say, Gary, this magazine gives me an idea! [SpongeBob cuts through some black fabric then sews it up. Then he takes a shower and plucks his eyelashes to put in some new ones. Then he plants some seeds into the tuxedo and waters it to grow a pink flower. Now, he ties his shoes which are on stilts] Long. [pops out of a toaster as some bread] Tan. [licks his two front teeth that are braced up] Handsome. Okay, Gary, wait 'til Pearl gets an eyeful of this! [Gary hides in his shell. Later, SpongeBob's limo drives up to Mr. Krabs house. SpongeBob rings the door bell and Mr. Krabs opens the door] ;s1e24_17 + Mr. Krabs ; Hello? [SpongeBob lowers himself by some sort of crank] What do you think, Pearl? Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he? ;s1e24_18 +Pearl; [wearing a pink dress] Well, at least no one will recognize you. Now listen, SpongeBob, I just want to get through this dance with my social status intact. [SpongeBob writes down a list of what Pearl wants to do on a notepad] I want to go to the prom, get my picture taken, and I want to dance... [SpongeBob has a big list now] ...I want to drink punch with my friends and don't do that other thing you're always doing... ;s1e24_19 +SpongeBob; Uhh, Pearl, we've got to get back to the limo. ;s1e24_20 +Pearl; [claps] A limo! Why didn't you say so? [Pearl grabs SpongeBob and drags him out of the house] I love limousines! ;s1e24_21 + Mr. Krabs ; Go easy on him, lassie! I can't afford to break in a new fry cook! [laughs and closes the door. Now at the prom where the limo is driving up, but the back wheels are flat so it is screeching on the road] ;s1e24_22 +SpongeBob; [checks his list] Well, I guess the first thing we should do is... [flash goes off where the pictures are being held] ;s1e24_23 +Pearl; Yay! My first prom picture! ;s1e24_24 +SpongeBob; Uh-uh... our first prom picture. [Pearl sprays him with something that deflates his arm] ;s1e24_25 +Pearl; Let's get this over with. [SpongeBob is having trouble getting over to the photo-shoot] Come on, SpongeBob! ;s1e24_26 +SpongeBob; Be right there. ;s1e24_27 +SpongeBob; Just a second. Coming! [SpongeBob messes up his footing and jumps everywhere and apologizes to everyone but eventually gets to the photo-shoot. He holds onto the curtain to keep his balance] Sorry. Pardon me! Here I am...! Cheese...! [curtain collapses on them and the photo is taken] That'll be a keeper. ;s1e24_28 +{system}; Hey, look, it's Pearl! Hi, Pearl! ;s1e24_29 +Pearl; SpongeBob, here come my friends. Uhh, go get me some punch! ;s1e24_30 + Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ; Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ;s1e24_31 +Pearl; Hi, girls. ;s1e24_32 + Teen 11 ; I'd like you to meet Billy Fishkins! ;s1e24_33 + Teen 1 ;Meep.;s1e24_34 + Teen 14 ; And you know Brian Flounder from math class. ;s1e24_35 + Teen 2 ;Meep.;s1e24_36 +Pearl; Hi Brian. ;s1e24_37 + Teen 11 ; So, like, where's your date, Pearl? We're dying to meet him. ;s1e24_38 +Pearl; He's over at the punch bowl getting me some punch. [Teen 11 looks for SpongeBob] ;s1e24_39 +Pearl; Oh, yes! [notices what SpongeBob is doing] I mean... Oh no. [SpongeBob is trying to reach for the spoon to get some punch, but can't reach because he is too tall, the spoon is alive. He misplaces his footing and gets the punch all over him. Pearl pushes her friends away] Oh, quick, let's go see how ugly Cindy's dress is! [SpongeBob hands two glasses of punch to some people] SpongeBob, what are you doing?! [SpongeBob has red skin now from the punch. He squeezes some juice from his nose and into the glass] ;s1e24_40 +SpongeBob; Hi, Pearl! Come on, it won't bite! ;s1e24_41 +Pearl; You look ridiculous! [gasps] ;s1e24_42 +SpongeBob; What is it? [Pearl pushes him under the table but he gets up again] ;s1e24_43 +Pearl; Get down, he'll see us! It's my ex-boyfriend, Octavius Rex, a.k.a. long, tan and handsome! ;s1e24_44 +Octavius;Meep.;s1e24_45 +SpongeBob; Whoa. But, I bet he isn't holder of the Regional Romantic Dance Championship trophy! [holds it up, but Teen 6 takes it away because it's his] ;s1e24_46 + Teen 6 ; Give me that back. ;s1e24_47 +SpongeBob; [giggles] That just didn't happen. Let's go! [takes Pearl to the dance floor] Ready? [dances like crazy] ;s1e24_48 +Pearl; SpongeBob, what are you doing? Can't you see everybody here is doing 'the whack'? [the couples are jumping at each other with their chests. We see couples jumping up and hitting each other, so they do the whack] ;s1e24_49 +SpongeBob; The whack? Oh, yeah, I invented that one. [tries to jump] ;s1e24_50 +Pearl; Are you sure you can do this? [SpongeBob jumps at Pearl, but they hit another couple and send them flying through the food table, shattering food and kitchenware and they crash through a painting being painted by Norman Rockbass] ;s1e24_51 +NormanRockbass; Aaah! [jumps into a trash can which makes everyone else scream and go crazy] ;s1e24_52 +Pearl; Well, I guess you can take me home now. Now that you've ruined everything! [cries] ;s1e24_53 +SpongeBob; Don't cry, the prom expert is here! I haven't failed yet! [looks through the list he wrote down] Hey, we can still... no, I broke that. I know! We could... no. Don't cry! D-d-d-d-don't, don't cry. [At this point, SpongeBob seems to be talking to himself more than he is to Pearl.] Whatever you do, don't... [cries, runs off] ;s1e24_54 + Teen 14 ; Wow, what did you do to him? Poor little guy. [SpongeBob runs into the ladies' bathroom. A couple girls run off screaming] ;s1e24_55 +Pearl; [walks up outside the ladies restroom] Sponge, are you okay? ;s1e24_56 +SpongeBob; [crying] � Messed everything up. ;s1e24_57 +Pearl; Don't worry, SpongeBob, ya didn't mess everything up. ;s1e24_58 +SpongeBob; [crying] � Hot dog! ;s1e24_59 +Pearl; Actually, it was pretty funny when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair. ;s1e24_60 +SpongeBob; [crying] All I wanted was to have a good time! ;s1e24_61 +Pearl; But I am having a good time! Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet. ;s1e24_62 +SpongeBob; [whimpers] Can I still wear the wig? ;s1e24_63 +Pearl; Yes, you can still wear the wig. [SpongeBob runs out and grabs Pearl to the dance floor] ;s1e24_64 + Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ; Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ;s1e24_65 +AngryCrowd; Get out! ;s1e24_66 +AngryCrowd; After all the hard work we put in on the decorations, they think they can just come in and ruin it? ;s1e24_67 + Teen 5 ; Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya? [Goes back inside gym. Later, SpongeBob and Pearl walking up to her house] ;s1e24_68 +Pearl; Oh, don't worry, SpongeBob, I knew it would be a total disaster all along. But as far as disasters go, that was really fun. [Mr. Krabs opens up the door] ;s1e24_69 + Mr. Krabs ; A-ha! Keep away from me precious little flower! [Pearl gasps] You almost stepped on it. [rakes the flower in the ground. SpongeBob froze in his spot] ;s1e24_70 +Pearl; Oh, daddy! Well, good night, short, yellow and spongy. SpongeBob? [shrugs her shoulders and walks back inside] ;s1e24_71 + Mr. Krabs ; Good job, laddie. [winks at him and goes back inside. The real SpongeBob appears from the side] ;s1e24_72 +SpongeBob; Oh, there you are, dummy. You sure come in handy. [laughs] [The scene then shows Bikini Atoll at night, ending the episode.] ;s1e24_73 +{system}; [The episode begins at the Krusty Krab.] ;s1e25_1 +SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? [Squidward is reading a book.] Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Hey, Squidward? ;s1e25_2 +Squidward; All right, I'll bite. What is it, SpongeBob? ;s1e25_3 +SpongeBob; Do you know what today is? ;s1e25_4 +Squidward; Annoy Squidward Day? ;s1e25_5 +SpongeBob; [laughs] No, silly! [gets out a calendar] That's on the 15th! [day is marked by a picture of Squidward's face] Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month. ;s1e25_6 +Squidward; SpongeBob, don't you know that award's a scam? ;s1e25_7 +SpongeBob; What do you mean? ;s1e25_8 +SpongeBob; That is not true, Squidward. He gives it to me because I work harder. You could win it too if you tried harder. ;s1e25_9 +Squidward; Oh, for what? To get my face on the Wall of Shame? [shows wall full of SpongeBob pictures for being Employee of the Month] ;s1e25_10 +SpongeBob; Squidward, you've got it all wrong. Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of, why it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile. ;s1e25_11 +SpongeBob;" [In mind] Huh? [looks over and sees the month of ""January"" with no picture] ";s1e25_12 +Squidward; That's right, SpongeBob. I might sneak up on you. [Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh at SpongeBob as he walks over to the wall and imagines Squidward laughing at him in the picture] ;s1e25_13 +SpongeBob; No...! [begins to cry] How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?! [Squidward's picture continues to laugh until it becomes an evil cackle. The scene goes to SpongeBob grilling and flipping patties until he comes to a patty that won't flip. He tries and tries, but then he flips the patty on to the ceiling. He screams and then tries to get it off of there.] ;s1e25_14 +Squidward; [peeks in] Need some help? [SpongeBob screams again] What are you doing? ;s1e25_15 +Squidward; You're losing it! Don't you know that award is a load of-- [SpongeBob gets the patty off the ceiling, but he flings it into the fan and it sprays Squidward with all the meat] ...garbage. ;s1e25_16 +SpongeBob; [jumps off of ceiling] Please don't tell Mr. Krabs about this! It'll hurt my chances of winning the award! ;s1e25_17 +Squidward; I already told you, that award is a bunch of... [gets sprayed with meat again] ...baloney! ;s1e25_18 +SpongeBob; That is not true, Squidward. Like this hat, that award is a symbol of... ;s1e25_19 +Squidward; [grabs SpongeBob's hat] It's a symbol that you're a chump! [SpongeBob screams for the 3rd time, feeling scared] ;s1e25_20 +SpongeBob; No, Squidward! [screams] ;s1e25_21 +Squidward; And this is a symbol of what I think of the 'Employee of the Month' award! [Squidward lifts his foot and tries to stomp the hat flat, but his foot hits something hard that is under the hat] Ow! ;s1e25_22 +SpongeBob; [lifts up the hat to reveal a lead block] An experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead in his hat. ;s1e25_23 +Squidward; I'm telling you for the last time, that award is nothing but a joke! [Squidward walks away, but is sprayed with meat for the last time. Then we see SpongeBob looking at all his award photos] ;s1e25_24 +SpongeBob; What if Squidward's right? What if the award is a phony? Does this mean my whole body of work is meaningless?! [every award photo now has an army hat on] ;s1e25_25 +{system}; Stow that kind of talk, sailor! This is war now, private! That's exactly what he wants you to think! This is no time to go lily-livered on us! ;s1e25_26 +SpongeBob; But, sir� ;s1e25_27 +SpongeBob; Crystal, sir! ;s1e25_28 +SpongeBob; I won't let Squidward win! [Squidward sets his alarm and walks off] He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up. Target sited. [SpongeBob sneaks up to Squidward's house by sliding on the ground then through one of Squidward's windows and as he enters he falls to the ground and Squidward's hears the noise while he is brushing his teeth. Squidward goes to check what it is and SpongeBob is standing behind the plant by the door. Squidward closes the door and SpongeBob slides around the door and then by Squidward's bed where the alarm clock is. He is about to grab it when he hears the door handle jiggle so he hides in the pillow on the bed. Squidward gets into bed and isn't comfortable with the pillow as it is so he adjusts it. Tries to adjust it again and you can hear SpongeBob's giggling. Squidward lays his head down and SpongeBob's hand reaches out for the clock as Squidward opens his eyes. Squidward freaks out and throws the pillow against the wall. The cover comes down, revealing SpongeBob] ;s1e25_29 +SpongeBob; You can't win that award if you don't get up for work! [SpongeBob destroys the clock. Squidward grabs another one and sets it on the stand. SpongeBob grabs that one and destroys it. Squidward opens up a closet full of alarm clocks. SpongeBob grabs a few clocks and destroys them one by one] ;s1e25_30 +Squidward; Stop it, SpongeBob! If I really wanted that award, I could win it with my tentacles tied! ;s1e25_31 +SpongeBob; [tosses the destroyed alarm clock over his shoulder] That can be arranged. ;s1e25_32 +Squidward; You're a lunatic, SpongeBob! ;s1e25_33 +SpongeBob; Maybe so, but I did win 'Employee of the Month' 26 months in a row. ;s1e25_34 +Squidward; Are y-Are you trying to say that you are better than me?! ;s1e25_35 +SpongeBob; I've been better than you for 26 months--and it'll be 27 tomorrow. ;s1e25_36 +Squidward; Oh, that's it, square-for-brains! That's it! I'm gonna show you how easy it is to win that award. I'm gonna be the new 'Employee of the Month'! I will prove to you that I am far more competent than you! ;s1e25_37 +SpongeBob; Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors! ;s1e25_38 +SpongeBob; Well, you'll have to get up pretty early to get there before me! ;s1e25_39 +Squidward; I don't need to sleep! Loser! ;s1e25_40 +SpongeBob; Well, me neither! �26-time loser! [SpongeBob and Squidward are watching each other through their windows] Look at him. Watchin' me. ;s1e25_41 +Squidward; I'm watching you, SpongeBob. You're not leaving before me. ;s1e25_42 +SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh? ;s1e25_43 +Squidward; No, how about you? ;s1e25_44 +SpongeBob;" Nope! [Squidward gets out his clarinet and plays ""Brahms' Lullaby."" SpongeBob struggles to keep himself awake.] Nighty Night. [SpongeBob falls asleep and starts to snore. Later, Squidward tries to walk out, but falls into a very deep square hole right in front of his door] ";s1e25_45 +Squidward; SpongeBob! [SpongeBob comes up with a shovel in his hand] ;s1e25_46 +SpongeBob; Hey, Squidward! Going somewhere? ;s1e25_47 +Squidward; I'm going to wring you dry when I get outta here! Now get me outta here! ;s1e25_48 +SpongeBob; All right, Squidward. I'll stop by after work! ;s1e25_49 +Squidward; SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [Squidward screams some more. SpongeBob walks back to bed] ;s1e25_50 +SpongeBob; Now to get some rest. Don't wanna look tired for my 'Employee of the Month' photo! [SpongeBob goes to his bed and sleeps a while. Squidward manages to climb out of the hole SpongeBob wakes up to hear some hammering] Squidward! [Squidward is nailing boards onto SpongeBob's front door] ;s1e25_51 +Squidward; That oughta hold him! [SpongeBob saws around it and pushes the door on Squidward and runs away. A cage drops enclosing SpongeBob and Squidward laughs. SpongeBob slides out because he can fit through the bars] ;s1e25_52 +Squidward;" [walks along into a bottle and gets trapped] SpongeBob! Why, you little�! [SpongeBob writes ""loser."" on the bottle with his finger in a script writing and runs away. Later he sees a Krabby Patty] ";s1e25_53 +SpongeBob; Ha ha ha ha ha. Hmmm, a Krabby Patty! [smells it but the top bun opens up and a claw comes out grabbing SpongeBob's nose] Yow! Squidward! ;s1e25_54 +Squidward; So long, Sponge loser! [Squidward gets caught in a net and SpongeBob runs by laughing. SpongeBob runs through a barbed-wire fence and Squidward runs by laughing. Squidward is tied by his tentacles and SpongeBob runs by laughing. SpongeBob is stuck in a brick wall and Squidward runs by laughing. Later the two are trying to drag along some big items. SpongeBob is dragging an anchor and Squidward is dragging a flaming boat] SpongeBob? Truce? [both wave a white flag] ;s1e25_55 +SpongeBob;Truce.;s1e25_56 +Squidward; SpongeBob, I can't take it anymore. If we keep this up, neither of us will win the award! ;s1e25_57 +SpongeBob; You're right. We should save our energy for work where we really need it. [it�s now dawn] ;s1e25_58 +Squidward; Okay, let's have a good clean fight. ;s1e25_59 +SpongeBob; And may the better man win. [shakes hands with Squidward, now he's thinking] He's nothing but a lying, boneless, ink-squirting, big-nosed phony. ;s1e25_60 +Squidward; [thinking] Look at that bucktooth, corn-fed smile, you can't trust him as far as you can throw him. ;s1e25_61 +SpongeBob; [thinking] As soon as he stops shaking my hand, ;s1e25_62 +Squidward; [thinking] I'm gonna make a run for it. ;s1e25_63 + Mr. Krabs ; Money, money, gonna make some money! [sees SpongeBob and Squidward come running over] Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early. Boys, you're early! [Mr. Krabs realizes that they aren't stopping for anything] Wait! [both push Mr. Krabs out of the way and start doing nice stuff] ;s1e25_64 +Squidward; Clean tables, Mr. Krabs! [Squidward presses too hard on the table while he is cleaning and breaks it in half] ;s1e25_65 + Mr. Krabs ; What's going on here?! [SpongeBob drops and breaks the dishes and mops them just like that] ;s1e25_66 +SpongeBob; It's much more efficient to clean dishes this way, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e25_67 +Squidward; Flowers and chocolate for you, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e25_68 +SpongeBob; Look, I'm putting my own money in the register, Mr. Krabs! [SpongeBob puts his money into the register. Squidward and SpongeBob are in the kitchen] Two spatulas to increase productivity, Mr. Krabs! Faster, SpongeBob, faster! ;s1e25_69 +Squidward; There's nothing to this patty flipping, Mr. Krabs! I'll easily double your output, SpongeHog! ;s1e25_70 + Mr. Krabs ; Boys, boys, boys! [music gradually speeds up both SpongeBob and Squidward make many patties to overflow the kitchen, cornering Mr. Krabs] Help! Help! [the amount of Krabby Patties fills up the kitchen and the Krusty Krab itself, causing the whole restaurant to explode, sending thousands of patties raining down in front of the citizens] ;s1e25_71 + Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ; Error: Could not extract speaker and replica from line. ;s1e25_72 + Mr. Krabs ; [with his head bursting through one of SpongeBob's employee pictures] Wait, you've got to pay for those! Wait! Wait! Wait! Boys, the Krabby Patties! [SpongeBob and Squidward come through the picture frame that Mr. Krabs is in and ask him who is the winner, while Mr. Krabs is still complaining about the Krabby Patties] ;s1e25_73 +SpongeBob; So, who's the winner of Employee of the Month? ;s1e25_74 +Squidward; Me, me! It's me! [SpongeBob and Squidward continue calling out simultaneously about who is the winner] ;s1e25_75 + Mr. Krabs ; Boys! Wait! Boys, the Krabby Patties! Boys, wait! [The three continue to argue as the episode fades to black.] ;s1e25_76 +{system}; [The episode begins during nighttime at Bikini Bottom.] ;s1e26_1 + French Narrator ; Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. [laughs evilly] Oop, sorry. Everyone having fun. Well, almost everyone. [SpongeBob is washing the dishes in the Krusty Krab kitchen. The door creaks open, and SpongeBob jumps in surprise] ;s1e26_2 +SpongeBob;" Huh? Who's there? [door creaks open some more as SpongeBob goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and three pieces of paper spelling out ""boo"" turn on the ordering turntable. SpongeBob speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes] Okay, Mr. Krabs, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out, but Mr. Krabs stops him in his tracks] ";s1e26_3 + Mr. Krabs ; Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story? ;s1e26_4 +SpongeBob; No thank you, Mr. Krabs. Uhh, does it have monsters in it? ;s1e26_5 + Mr. Krabs ; Aye, the worst monster of them all. ;s1e26_6 +SpongeBob; Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story? ;s1e26_7 + Mr. Krabs ; True as the deep blue. ;s1e26_8 + Mr. Krabs ;" Have a seat, me boy. [He runs while saying ""hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot"" when carrying the campfire before sitting on a log. Mr. Krabs puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Dutchman descends on Bikini Bottom, in a pirate ship, just like this. [holds up a Krabby Patty] Only bigger! ";s1e26_9 +SpongeBob; Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty? ;s1e26_10 + Mr. Krabs ; Like I was saying, the Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up a pickle] [A ghost is screaming in the background.] ;s1e26_11 + Mr. Krabs ;" Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them... [The ghost continues to scream.] in his soul bag. [drops the pickle into a bag that has the words ""Krusty Krab"" crossed out and the word ""souls"" written above it. Mr. Krabs laughs evilly as Squidward appears behind SpongeBob in a pirate suit] ";s1e26_12 +Squidward; I've come for your pickle. ;s1e26_13 +{system}; [SpongeBob jumps up screaming. Afterwards, Squidward takes off his hat and fake beard.] ;s1e26_14 + Mr. Krabs ; Ha, ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year! ;s1e26_15 +SpongeBob; Humph, Squidward! ;s1e26_16 + Mr. Krabs ; Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, SpongeBob ScaredyPants! [laughs while walking out] ;s1e26_17 +Squidward; [walks up behind SpongeBob] Steal your soul. [SpongeBob jumps out of the Krusty Krab screaming and beings to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume] ;s1e26_18 +Kid; Twick-ow-tweat! [SpongeBob screams and runs away. The kid�s parents walk up next to their son] ;s1e26_19 +Mother; It's okay, son. That's just SpongeBob ScaredyPants. [SpongeBob is walking home until Mrs. Puff drives up and honks the horn, sending SpongeBob screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light] ;s1e26_20 + Mrs. Puff ; Happy Halloween, ScaredyPants. [drives off laughing] ;s1e26_21 +SpongeBob; The name's SquarePants. It's SquarePants! ;s1e26_22 +{system}; [Bubble transitions to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob and Gary are inside a pumpkin. SpongeBob is carving out a pumpkin from the inside.] ;s1e26_23 +SpongeBob; I don't get it, Gary. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me. ;s1e26_24 +Gary;Meow.;s1e26_25 +SpongeBob; Well, I'm sick of it. [SpongeBob comes out of the carved mouth of the pumpkin] No more ScaredyPants! [notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet] ;s1e26_26 +Patrick; [knocks at the door of SpongeBob's home] SpongeBob! ;s1e26_27 +Patrick; Hiya, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams. Patrick takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. ;s1e26_28 +SpongeBob; [on ceiling] Why can't I be frightening for once? [drops to the floor] Where's my chance? ;s1e26_29 +Patrick; Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. [he and SpongeBob walk inside] ;s1e26_30 +SpongeBob; What do you think? ;s1e26_31 +Patrick; Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag! ;s1e26_32 +SpongeBob; No, no! I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman! ;s1e26_33 +Patrick; Eh, something's missing. I know! [Patrick runs inside SpongeBob's closet. A tree falls down but then gets sawed down by Patrick. Patrick comes out with a pair of clogs] Step into these babies, Hans. [SpongeBob steps into the clogs] Terrifying. ;s1e26_34 +SpongeBob; I don't know, Patrick. ;s1e26_35 +{system}; [Doorbell rings] ;s1e26_36 +Patrick; Come on, SpongeBob. It's little kids! Little kids are easy to scare! ;s1e26_37 +{system}; [Door opens] ;s1e26_38 +Kids;Trick-or-treat!;s1e26_39 +{system}; [The kids laugh.] ;s1e26_40 +Kid; Look, it's the haunted mattress! [The kids laugh again.] ;s1e26_41 +SpongeBob; Okay, okay, here's your candy. ;s1e26_42 +Kid; No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you. ;s1e26_43 +{system}; [The kids walk away laughing] ;s1e26_44 +SpongeBob; I don't get it, Patrick. ;s1e26_45 +Patrick; SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost! [Patrick holds scissors in his right hand a has a puppet on his left hand] Oooh, scary. ;s1e26_46 +SpongeBob; That is it, Patrick! ;s1e26_47 +Patrick; What's it? ;s1e26_48 +SpongeBob; What's the difference between that ghost and me? ;s1e26_49 +{system}; [Patrick concentrates] ;s1e26_50 +Patrick; No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I can do this! I can do this! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! [pants] Okay, tell me. ;s1e26_51 +SpongeBob; I've got a square head... [points both hands to his head and grabs the puppet ghost] ...and a real ghost has a round one. [follows his index finger around the perimeters of the puppet ghost's head] All we have to do is make my head round and boo! I'm scary! [Bubble transitions to SpongeBob sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Patrick has goggles on] ;s1e26_52 +Patrick; Okay, are you ready? ;s1e26_53 +SpongeBob; [shows paper ghost] Remember, like this. ;s1e26_54 +{system}; [Patrick razors off SpongeBob's sides] ;s1e26_55 +Patrick; Are you sure you want to do this? ;s1e26_56 +SpongeBob; Shave me down, make me round! ;s1e26_57 +{system}; [Patrick razors off more and uses one piece to wipe off his sweat from his forehead] ;s1e26_58 +Patrick; All right, let's get to it. [razors off more part. Later, SpongeBob is a round ghost] ;s1e26_59 +SpongeBob; What do you think? ;s1e26_60 +Patrick; Perfect. [shakes SpongeBob's hand] Now that's scary! [Patrick puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody. [Scene cuts to SpongeBob running down a street trying to scare people] ;s1e26_61 +SpongeBob; Oooh... I'm the Flying Dutchman! ;s1e26_62 +Patrick; Oooh... I don't know who I am! [SpongeBob pretends to fly and rings the doorbell of one of the homes. The man inside opens the door.] ;s1e26_63 +SpongeBob; Rawr! Rawr! I'm the Flying Dutchman! ;s1e26_64 +{system}; Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head] ;s1e26_65 +SpongeBob; Do you think? ;s1e26_66 +SpongeBob; Who should we scare next? ;s1e26_67 +Patrick; There's a whole party just full of people down at the Krusty Krab and the Flying Dutchman is going to show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Oh! Here comes someone now! [SpongeBob jumps out to scare the kids from earlier] ;s1e26_68 +Kid; Wasn't that the Haunted Mattress? ;s1e26_69 +Kid; I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag! [The kids laugh.] ;s1e26_70 +{system}; [Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, where there is a Halloween feast going on. Mr. Krabs is bobbing for apples with his daughter Pearl, who is dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Mr. Krabs successfully bobs an apple, but accidentally swallows it. Mr. Krabs chokes on an apple] ;s1e26_71 +Pearl; Oh, dad, you're embarrassing me again! [cries and runs off. Krabs spits out the apple which shoots past Squidward (dressing up as a pirate) and Sandy (whose hair and head are in the shape of a goldfish), breaking a window off-screen in the process] ;s1e26_72 +Sandy; Howdy, Squidward, I mean, Flying Dutchman. Great party, huh? ;s1e26_73 +Squidward; What are you supposed to be? ;s1e26_74 +Sandy; Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl! ;s1e26_75 +Squidward; I don't get it. [Sandy and Squidward drink the fruit punch. Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are on the roof of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is tied up with some rope which Patrick will lower him in with. SpongeBob opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party] ;s1e26_76 +Patrick; Are you ready, SpongeBob? [thumbs up from SpongeBob] ;s1e26_77 +SpongeBob; Okay, Patrick, kill the lights! ;s1e26_78 +{system}; [Lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around screaming. SpongeBob is lowered in appearing with a scary look. Patrick begins talking through a megaphone to scare everyone. Mr. Krabs even hides in the apple barrel] ;s1e26_79 +Patrick; Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am the Flying Dutchman! Booga-booga-booga-booga-booga-booga! Give me your souls! [a jellyfish comes up behind Patrick and zaps him in the butt.] Huh? [Patrick stands up there for a few seconds. He screams and starts running around in circles while SpongeBob is tumbling.] Ow! Ow! ;s1e26_80 +SpongeBob; Whoa! [flails around in and around. Patrick rubs his rear on the Krusty Krab chimney trying to shake off the jellyfish sting. As Patrick continues to run around, SpongeBob dangles upside down, revealing his pants.] ;s1e26_81 +Kid; [notices SpongeBob's pants] Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob! ;s1e26_82 +Sandy;SpongeBob?;s1e26_83 +Squidward; SpongeBob. [everyone laughs] ;s1e26_84 +SpongeBob; [still dangling] Help! Help! ;s1e26_85 +Patrick; [using megaphone] I am not SpongeBob. Those are my street clothes! ;s1e26_86 +Crowd;" [All laughing, one of them says ""Flying Dutchman! Flying Dope-man!""] ";s1e26_87 +{system}; [Lightning strikes. The entrance of the Krusty Krab suddenly opens a bright light.] ;s1e26_88 +FlyingDutchman;Enough!;s1e26_89 +{system}; [Everyone gasps as glowing green smoke comes into the Krusty Krab. A glowing green figure appears, it turns out to be the Flying Dutchman. He does an evil laugh, making everyone scream in terror.] ;s1e26_90 + Mr. Krabs ; It's the real Flying Dutchman! [he faints] ;s1e26_91 +FlyingDutchman; You bet your lily-white livers, I'm the Flying Dutchman. And I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your soul. [everyone screams] Quiet! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dressing like me. [Squidward takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning the Flying Dutchman name in a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at SpongeBob, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Dutchman costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting. ;s1e26_92 +SpongeBob; Do you mean I'm not scary? ;s1e26_93 +{system}; You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding SpongeBob, and he falls to the floor] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly laughs in their faces again which makes everyone scream in terror again, one fish even shaking his head begging for mercy] ;s1e26_94 +Sandy;SpongeBob!;s1e26_95 +FlyingDutchman; First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume. [removes SpongeBob's ghost costume...then stares at SpongeBob in horror. The Flying Dutchman flies out of the Krusty Krab screaming. SpongeBob is now shown as skinless with just a brain, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body] ;s1e26_96 +SpongeBob; Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughs] ;s1e26_97 +{system}; [Everyone else, except Patrick and himself, runs out screaming] ;s1e26_98 +SpongeBob; It worked, Patrick. I scared everybody! ;s1e26_99 +Patrick; Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat. ;s1e26_100 +SpongeBob; Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain. [pats his brain] ;s1e26_101 +Patrick; Ohh... [he runs away screaming, and the screen fades to black.] ;s1e26_102 +SpongeBob; [off-screen] Don't worry, it grows back! [The episode ends.] ;s1e26_103 +SpongeBob; [Gary is on his exercise wheel] Exercise time is over, Gary. [takes Gary off his wheel] We don't want you getting too thin. [holds up a green, squishy ball] Here, boy. Fetch! [throws it and Gary goes after it but at a slow pace. SpongeBob checks his watch and sits on a chair and takes out the newspaper to read. Morning arrives, the rooster crows and SpongeBob is asleep in the chair. Gary crawls up to SpongeBob and spits out the ball] ;s1e27_1 +Gary;Meow.;s1e27_2 +SpongeBob; Huh? [sees the ball on the ground] Good job, Gary! [He jumps to Gary] I love you, Gary! [He starts scratching Gary and Gary purrs] Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary! [Gary climbs up on SpongeBob, purring and tickling him] Ha, ha! Down, boy! Ha ha! [Patrick comes through the door] ;s1e27_3 +Patrick; SpongeBob! Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? ;s1e27_4 +SpongeBob; For what? ;s1e27_5 +Patrick; The annual jellyfish convention in Ukulele Bottom this weekend! [shows his jellyfishing net off until he breaks something and blushes with embarrassment] So, you ready or what? ;s1e27_6 +SpongeBob; That was this weekend? [He looks up at Gary who's still crawling all over him trying to tickle him] I can't go I don't have anyone to take care of Gary! ;s1e27_7 +{system}; [There's a knock on the door. Squidward is seen outside. The door opens, but the first thing Squidward sees is Gary on SpongeBob's head. He looks down at SpongeBob and reveals a pair of underwear.] ;s1e27_8 +SpongeBob; Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend? ;s1e27_9 +Squidward; What's a Gary? ;s1e27_10 +SpongeBob; Not a Gary. Gary. He's my pet snail. [shows Gary to Squidward] Say hello! [Gary hisses at Squidward and drools] ;s1e27_11 +SpongeBob; I love Gary! ;s1e27_12 +Squidward; Well, I don't. Get somebody else. [walks off] ;s1e27_13 +SpongeBob; I guess we can't go away this weekend after all, Patrick. [Squidward stops] ;s1e27_14 +Squidward; Go away? [walks in reverse back to SpongeBob's Pineapple] You mean, if I watch Gary, you guys will be gone all weekend? ;s1e27_15 +Squidward; As in, not here for three days? ;s1e27_16 +SpongeBob; Yeah, but you've already said you can't do it, we understand. ;s1e27_17 +Patrick; Don't feel bad, Squidward. The three of us can still have our own jellyfish convention at your house! ;s1e27_18 +Squidward; I changed my mind. You guys deserve a weekend away. ;s1e27_19 +SpongeBob; You'll do it? Great! Let me show you a little bit about snail care. You need to take Gary for a walk twice a day. [SpongeBob explains the daily routine with Gary, but Squidward is busy thinking of how much fun he'll have with SpongeBob & Patrick away] ;s1e27_20 +Squidward; Friday, Saturday and Sunday - a three-day weekend. ;s1e27_21 +SpongeBob; Let me show you how to feed him. [opens a cabinet with six barrels of Gary's food, 3 snail food cans on the top row marked morning and 3 snail food cans marked night on the bottom row] I have all the cans marked, a can in the morning and a can at night. ;s1e27_22 +Squidward; Sure it's enough? [bus drives up to the pineapple with other jellyfishers inside] ;s1e27_23 +Group; [chanting]: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! ;s1e27_24 +Patrick; The bus is here! The bus is here! [crashes through the wall and through the bus leaving his starfish shape through each hole] C'mon, SpongeBob! ;s1e27_25 +Group; [all chanting]: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! ;s1e27_26 +Squidward; [pushing SpongeBob out of the house] Well, time to go. Don't want to be late. Have fun, bye bye. ;s1e27_27 +Squidward; I have the memory of an elephant, I'll take good care of Fred. ;s1e27_28 +SpongeBob;Gary.;s1e27_29 +Squidward; Right, yeah, right. [SpongeBob joins in the chanting, along with Patrick and the group, as the bus drives off]: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing...! So long, losers! [laughs] They're gone! [runs inside his Easter Island Head. Gary peeks his eyes out the window] ;s1e27_30 +Squidward;" [comes out with shorts on and his nose with sunscreen on it and a chair. Unfolds the chair and sits on it] This is going to be the best three days of my life. [sighs and lays back with a tanning mirror in front of him] I'm going to do all the things I can't normally do because of SpongeBob. [The time card ""3 Days Later"" appears, and now Squidward is badly sunburned, The bus comes back as the group is chanting ""jellyfishing""] Well, thus ends the greatest weekend of my life. No SpongeBob, no Patrick, nothing but me, me, me. [Squidward sees Gary through the window. Gary groans. Squidward's sunburn drains] [screams] The snail! I forgot the snail! [runs inside the pineapple where Gary is old and withered on the floor. Squidward frantically takes him to the kitchen] I've gotta do something. [takes all the cans of food and puts it in his bowl] Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Right here. [Squidward frantically throws the food at Gary trying to get him to eat it] [Gary lip syncing what Squidward's saying]: Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! You gotta finish this food! ";s1e27_31 +SpongeBob; See you later, Patrick. ;s1e27_32 +Squidward; Come on, eat! Eat! Eat! [SpongeBob gets his house key out. Squidward has to decide about the food] Ohh... ;s1e27_33 +SpongeBob; [sticks the key in the hole and opens the door] Gary! I'm home! ;s1e27_34 +Squidward; [greets SpongeBob with a head full of Gary's food that he ate] Hi, SpongeBob. ;s1e27_35 +SpongeBob; Squidward! What are you doing here? [Squidward swallows all the food] ;s1e27_36 +Squidward; Oh, just checking up on old Gary for you. ;s1e27_37 +SpongeBob; What a great friend you are, Squidward. ;s1e27_38 +Squidward; So, uhh, well, see you. Goodbye. ;s1e27_39 + Incidental 116 ; Yes, yes, it's just as I thought. ;s1e27_40 +SpongeBob;What?;s1e27_41 + Incidental 116 ; This is definitely a snail. ;s1e27_42 +SpongeBob; I knew it! Oh, Squid, did you hear that? ;s1e27_43 + Incidental 116 ; Therefore, a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered. Here you go. [hands the syringe to SpongeBob] ;s1e27_44 +SpongeBob; Aren't you going to do it? ;s1e27_45 + Incidental 116 ; Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm too squeamish. [Incidental 116 leaves. Squidward runs after him] ;s1e27_46 +Squidward; Uhh, hey, doc, let me help you with your bag there. ;s1e27_47 +SpongeBob; Squid, wait! I can't give Gary his plasma. I'm squeamish too. ;s1e27_48 +Squidward; Aww, SpongeBob, I don't want to do... [Gary moans and coughs badly] ;s1e27_49 +SpongeBob;Gary!;s1e27_50 +Squidward; Okay, okay! I'll do it. [takes the shot] ;s1e27_51 +SpongeBob; Now, don't hurt him, Squidward. Okay, steady. [Squidward tries to give Gary the shot but SpongeBob pulls him away] Wait, that's too hard! Okay, okay, okay, try it again. [Squidward tries again, but SpongeBob pulls Gary away once again] Wait! [pulls Gary away again] Wait! [Squidward keeps trying but gets the same result every time] Wait, wait! ;s1e27_52 +Squidward; [stammers] Will you hold him still? ;s1e27_53 +SpongeBob; Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait! ;s1e27_54 +Squidward; [stammers] Will you hold him still?! [accidentally injects the snail plasma shot in SpongeBob's nose] ;s1e27_55 +SpongeBob; Ouch! Uh, Squidward, you've injected me with snail plasma. ;s1e27_56 +Squidward; Well, you made me do it! [removes the shot] ;s1e27_57 +SpongeBob; What's going to happen to me? ;s1e27_58 +Squidward; Oh, nothing, it's just a little snail plasma. ;s1e27_59 +SpongeBob; I don't know, I feel kind of funny! ;s1e27_60 +Squidward; I'm telling you, it's all in your head! ;s1e27_61 +{system}; [Gary crawls to his water bowl to get a drink. After drinking the water, he gargles, clears his throat, and meows normally again.] ;s1e27_62 +Squidward; He just needed water? ;s1e27_63 +SpongeBob; Oh, Gary, you're better! [hugs him] ;s1e27_64 +SpongeBob; Squidward, wait, the snail plasma! ;s1e27_65 +Gary;Meow.;s1e27_66 +Gary; [jumps up] Meow! [SpongeBob pours food into Gary's bowl, but decides to see what it tastes like. He likes it so he eats all of it. Then walks to Gary with the empty bowl] ;s1e27_67 +SpongeBob; Here ya go. Eat up, Gary. ;s1e27_68 +SpongeBob; Sorry, Gary, I couldn't control myself. [burps] Meow. Why did I just do that? Am I cracking up? ;s1e27_69 +Gary;Meow.;s1e27_70 +SpongeBob; No, no, Squidward's right. I'm fine. I- I worry too much. It's all in my head. I feel tip-top! [SpongeBob begins to walk out of the kitchen. His feet make loud pounding noises as they hit the floor, and he begins to go slower and slower. Soon Gary is going faster than he is.] ;s1e27_71 +SpongeBob; Gary, you're getting a [voice slows, lowers] lot faster! [SpongeBob sluggishly walks into the bathroom, and Gary follows him. He looks in the mirror, and his voice echoes as he speaks.] ;s1e27_72 +SpongeBob; Look at me. Never better. [He yelps as dramatic music begins to play in the background. His head begins to throb, and his pores begin to grow and shrink, before returning to normal.] I'm okay! Squidward said I'm fine! [What he doesn't realize is that the worst is yet to come. His eyes bug out of his head, causing him to yell. The camera rotates around so we can get a side view of SpongeBob. He blinks, and his eyes briefly pop back into his head and return to normal. But this relief only lasts for about half a second. Then, his eyes bulge out even farther than before, and it looks very unnatural. They bulge for a while, and then they begin to transform, taking the shape and form of snail's eyes, with stalks. The sight causes SpongeBob's jaw to drop, and he screams louder. SpongeBob stares in the bathroom mirror at his brand-new eyestalks, which now have skin and eyelids around them. He turns to Gary.] ;s1e27_73 +SpongeBob; Gary... I'm fine! [But SpongeBob is not fine. Gary watches in horror as his owner falls onto his hands and knees, straining in pain.] ;s1e27_74 +SpongeBob; [in so much pain that he is barely comprehensible] Yyyyyy-yyyooooou'll see. [grunts and strains as his hand and arm slowly retract into his sleeve, which then pops off and bounces away] That's okay, I'm a lefty anyway! [Despite his left hand falling off, causing an error] [Then, SpongeBob's feet and legs retract into his pants.] ;s1e27_75 +SpongeBob; [laughs nervously] Ha! Now I don't have to buy those new shoes! [his body shortens up like a snail and he screams] I take it back, Gary. Something is wrong with meeeee [he loses the ability to talk and completes his snail transformation] ow! ;s1e27_76 +Squidward; [in his bed with his clarinet] I hope I never see another snail again. Good night, Clary. [a knock is heard on the door and the doorbell rings] Who could that be? As if I didn't already know. [Camera goes to Squidward�s front door. Squidward turns on the light, walks to the door, and opens it] SpongeBob, I already told you. You're gonna be just-- [attempts to say �fine,� but hesitates and shouts almost hysterically. SpongeBob is now a fully breaded snail.] ;s1e27_77 +SpongeBob;Meow!;s1e27_78 +Squidward;[screams];s1e27_79 +SpongeBob; Meow! Meow. [Squidward touches SpongeBob's left eye and it curls up] ;s1e27_80 +Squidward; [screams and runs back inside shutting the door] ;s1e27_81 +Squidward; SpongeBob? Oh, Neptune, what have I done? [picks up the snail plasma syringe] It's all your fault! [throws it away] Okay, okay, okay, okay, get it together, Squidward. ;s1e27_82 +SpongeBob; Meow! [Squidward screams in horror and puts boards and nails on his door. Turns around and SpongeBob is at his window] Meow. Meow. [Squidward screams in horror] Meow! [Squidward puts more boards on his window, but SpongeBob squeezes through the boards holes] Meow. Meow. [Squidward screams and runs into his closet] ;s1e27_83 +Squidward; None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail! ;s1e27_84 +{system}; [SpongeBob squeezes in from under the door, and meows. Squidward screams and runs through his door, SpongeBob meows, Squidward runs up and down his ceiling, screaming and mumbling, while SpongeBob keeps meowing at him. Outside, his house is bouncing from side to side until it flips on its side completely. Everything is broken and torn inside. Squidward sits up, but is injected with the snail plasma through his nose] ;s1e27_85 +Squidward;Uh-oh!;s1e27_86 +{system};" [Cut to a scene showing the full moon. Now SpongeBob, Squidward, and Gary are on a fence singing ""Blow the Man Down""] ";s1e27_87 +Gary; Meow [C], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A], meow [F]. ;s1e27_88 +SpongeBob; Meow [A], meow [C], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A]. ;s1e27_89 +Gary; [Off-screen] Meow [C], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A], meow [F]. ;s1e27_90 +Patrick; [opens his rock, wearing pajamas with an angry look on his face] Will you clam up?! [throws a boot] ;s1e27_91 +SpongeBob; [Off-screen at the same time] Meow [A], meow [C], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A]. ;s1e27_92 +Squidward; Meow [C], me- [D] Ommf! [boot knocks him off the fence and he lands with a crash] ;s1e27_93 +Squidward; Meow [D], meow [D], meow [D], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A], meow [G], meow [A], meow [F]. ;s1e27_94 +Voice; SB-129. [episode starts] ;s1e28_1 + French Narrator ; Ah, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and it is about time for Squidward to practice his clarinet. So get your ear plugs ready. ;s1e28_2 +Squidward; [kisses his clarinet] I think I'll treat Bikini Bottom to some real music. [He gets ready to play his clarinet, and then SpongeBob's alarm clock goes off, sending Squidward's clarinet into his throat] Yow! [Struggles to dislodge the clarinet out of his throat.] ;s1e28_3 +SpongeBob; Good morning, Squidward! Wanna go jellyfishing? [Squidward tries to yell, but his clarinet sounds every time he tries to talk] Great! We'll be right over! [Squidward pulls the clarinet out of his throat. Door knocks are heard] ;s1e28_4 +Squidward; I wonder who that could be. [Squidward opens the door] ;s1e28_5 +SpongeBob; Ready to go? ;s1e28_6 +Squidward;" No, I'm not ""ready to go!"" [slams the door] ";s1e28_7 +Patrick; He doesn't wanna play with us. ;s1e28_8 +Squidward; No! [slams door. Then he goes back to try to play clarinet is interrupted once again by yet another knock at door. Squidward gets angry.] ;s1e28_9 +SpongeBob; How about now? ;s1e28_10 +Squidward; No! [slams the door. The knock on the door is heard again] Huh? [opens door] ;s1e28_11 +Squidward; No! [slams the door. Another knock on the door and he opens it] ;s1e28_12 +SpongeBob;Now?;s1e28_13 +Squidward; No! [slams door, then opens it] ;s1e28_14 +SpongeBob; How about now? ;s1e28_15 +SpongeBob;Now?;s1e28_16 +Squidward; No! [slams door, then opens it] ;s1e28_17 +SpongeBob;Now?;s1e28_18 +Squidward; No! [slams door, then opens it] ;s1e28_19 +SpongeBob;Now?;s1e28_20 +Squidward; No! [slams door, then opens it] ;s1e28_21 +SpongeBob;Now?;s1e28_22 +Squidward; No! [slams door, then opens it] No! [SpongeBob and Patrick are gone and they approach Squidward from behind. SpongeBob taps his shoulder] What?! ;s1e28_23 +SpongeBob; Ready yet? ;s1e28_24 +Squidward; No, I'm not ready! I'll never be ready! Don't you get it?! ;s1e28_25 +SpongeBob; Sure we do. ;s1e28_26 +Squidward; What? [stammers] D'oh...! [shuts the door and leaves his house, then realizes he's outside. He runs back to his door and knocks. SpongeBob opens it] ;s1e28_27 +Squidward; Out! Sheesh! Shouldn't you be at work today, SpongeBob?! ;s1e28_28 +SpongeBob; I'd love to be at work today! But it's Sunday the Krusty Krab is closed. [Squidward gets an idea] ;s1e28_29 +Squidward; Hold on a second. I'll be right out. [closes the door. Squidward tiptoes out the other way of his house to the Krusty Krab, and enters] Hello...? [silence] Ahh, alone at last. [tries to play his clarinet, but SpongeBob and Patrick are heard outside] ;s1e28_30 +SpongeBob; Well, he's not here. I'll bet that eager-beaver's already down at Jellyfish Fields! ;s1e28_31 +Squidward; A-ha! They're finally gone! [tries to open the freezer, but it's locked from the inside!] What the...? [tries to open it multiple times] Locked?! Oh no! Oh... well, someone will realize I'm gone and come looking for me. I'll be out of here in no time. ;s1e28_32 + French Narrator ; 2,000 years later... ;s1e28_33 +{system}; [the scene shows Squidward still inside the freezer, frozen the hinges are rusty, and they fall off the door falls with Squidward frozen behind it SpongeTron flies past and then back to Squidward] ;s1e28_34 +SpongeTron; Holy Krabby Patties! A frozen cephalopod! [SpongeTron grabs a chrome hammer from the hammer comes a red laser, which melts the ice and hits Squidward's buttocks Squidward screams] ;s1e28_35 +Squidward; [trancelike] I'll be out of here in no time. ;s1e28_36 +SpongeTron; Greetings, primitive. ;s1e28_37 +Squidward; Sp...SpongeBob? Is that you? ;s1e28_38 +SpongeTron; SpongeBob? No! [robot voice] I am SpongeTron. [normal voice] Welcome to the future! ;s1e28_39 +SpongeTron; Welcome to the future! ;s1e28_40 +Squidward; Uh, the future... [notices everything's chrome] Huh?! O-okay, uh, what's going on here? Why is everything... chrome? ;s1e28_41 +SpongeTron; Everything is chrome in the future! ;s1e28_42 +Squidward; Wha...? [stammers and runs to look outside a window] Oh, my... [notices the chrome environment. The screen pans around the chrome environment.] Impossible! He's lying! ;s1e28_43 +{system}; [A flower pops up from underground, then a truck comes, Incidental 119 gets out of the truck, runs up to the flower, sprays it with chrome spray paint, then runs back in the truck and drives away. Squidward looks at the screen.] ;s1e28_44 +Squidward; [Looks away from the window] He's right! ;s1e28_45 +SpongeTron; Of course I'm right, Squidward! Just ask my clones: SpongeTrons X, Y, and Z. [Squidward flinches as a trio of SpongeTron clones have suddenly appeared next to them] ;s1e28_46 +Squidward; Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here? ;s1e28_47 +SpongeTron; Sure! All 486 of them! [A calendar on the wall says March 6, 4017 A.D. This means Squidward entered the freezer on March 6, 2017. Squidward does a few sit-ups while he talks as if he is trying to wake up] ;s1e28_48 +Squidward; [Lays down and starts doing sit-ups] Future! Future! Future! Future! [SpongeTron drops a brick on Squidward's head] Thanks. Now listen! All of you! I don't belong here. This is all a horrible mistake! Please, we've got to do something! ;s1e28_49 +SpongeTrons; [pull out jellyfishing nets] Jellyfishing! [a two-headed Patrick appears out of nowhere] ;s1e28_50 +PatTron;" Did somebody say, ""jellyfishing""? ";s1e28_51 +SpongeTron; Hi, PatTron! ;s1e28_52 +Squidward; J-just listen to me! I'm not supposed to be here! I've gotta get home to my own time period! I've gotta go! ;s1e28_53 +SpongeTron;" Well, why didn't you just ask? The time machine is down the hall, to the left. [Squidward runs to the door, laughs and enters, but the sound of a can-opener being used is heard. Squidward steps out and is torn into pieces, now appearing like a spring-shaped patch of skin] Oops! Oh, yeah, that one's the can opener... but try the one on the right. [Squidward tries the door on the right and enters a pink and green room that has a slot-looking machine that says ""past"" and ""future"" with a key near the slot] ";s1e28_54 +Squidward;" Well, I wouldn't've chosen this interior... [notices time-travel handle] Oh, what's this? Well, if SpongeBob exists in the future, I'd better go to the past! [Squidward turns the key and puts the lever on ""past."" Siren goes off as time machine disappears from where it used to be in the Krusty Krab. SpongeTron waves at Squidward. The door and the wall fly through a hyperspace-like warp, then the time machine appears in a primitive Bikini Bottom.] ";s1e28_55 +Squidward; [looks out and sees an Ammonite swim by. Whales calls can be heard] Wow, primitive. Has sort of an old-world charm. [a snake-like creature swims by really close to Squidward's face] Whoa! I guess this is before manners were invented! Well, at least there's no sign of SpongeBrat. Maybe now I can finally be alone with my clarinet. [hears a noise, turns around, but some shadow quickly hides. He hears another noise and checks again, but a different shadow hides] Huh? [one of the shadow figures swing from tree to tree] Huh? What?! [a shadow figure hides behind a tree] Huh!? [the other shadow figure hides behind a ledge. Squidward keeps walking and then notices a Prehistoric Sponge on the ground] SpongeBob? [Primate Sponge screams] Stay back! [Primate Sponge touches Squidward's arm and then sniffs his finger from what he touched. Tries to give some to Squidward] Uh, no thanks. [Squidward feels someone breathing on him and he turns and notices a Prehistoric Starfish breathing on him. Prehistoric Starfish smiles and reveals nasty, rotten teeth] Uh, hi there. Well, I better be going now. [Prehistoric Sponge grabs Squidward's tentacle] Yes, that's my arm. [Prehistoric Sponge puts Squidward's arm on his head and Prehistoric Starfish licks his hand] Oh, that's sweet. [Prehistoric Starfish gets scared he smashes on the ground and gets the shivers] What, is it time for your flea bath now? [a jellyfish swims by and Prehistoric Starfish ducks for protection] Oh, look, it's just a little jellyfish. [Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish run around screaming] Well, I'm going away now. [Squidward walks away] Ah, here's a nice, shady spot, away from those fools! ;s1e28_56 +{system}; [Squidward plays his clarinet and each time he tries to play, Primate Sponge or Prehistoric Starfish holler, who are each giving a turn at holding the jellyfish] ;s1e28_57 +Squidward;" What are you simpletons doing?! You're supposed to catch these things, not torture yourself with them! [Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish are confused] Give me those loincloths! [Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish tear off a piece of their loincloth] I can't believe it. [mumbles to self. Crafts the loincloth jellyfishing nets. Shows them the nets.] This oughta make things go a little smoother! [gives Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish their nets. They put the nets on their lips. Squidward facepalms and grabs the nets back] Give me those things! You're supposed to catch them, like this! [Squidward catches the jellyfish in one of the loincloth nets] It's called jellyfishing. [Primate SpongeBob and Prehistoric Starfish grab the nets and chase the jellyfish] Ah, finally. [sits on the ground and plays his clarinet. Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish hear it, go berserk and chase Squidward. Squidward runs into the time machine as Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish try to get in by climbing on top of it Squidward screams] Get me outta here! [frantically jams lever up and down and accidentally snaps it off] Uh-oh. [the word FUTURE spins like a slot machine, and stops on 2 lemons and a ""BAR""] ";s1e28_58 +TimeMachine;Loser!;s1e28_59 +{system};" [Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish are banging on the time machine trying to get to Squidward until it disappears into thin-air. The time machine shakes from the inside, with Squidward scared. The camera zooms in, with a ""paint"" effect, then the camera is on Squidward's face, and a color change effect goes off as Squidward mouths the line ""What's going on?"" without audible dialogue. The screen flashes white, and the time machine goes through all sorts of dimensions, with one with a computer-like area, then the time machine folds like paper, and it vanishes with a zap sound.] ";s1e28_60 +{system}; [Squidward appears in a blank, white space. He walks around, and hears a strange voice. He then notices some colored tiles and lifts one up and it floats and vanishes] ;s1e28_61 +Squidward;" He's not here. No more SpongeBob. No more! I may finally have found a place where I can be all... [Squidward becomes tiny] ...alone! [a bunch of ""alone"" sayings appear with a different voice as each comes up] ";s1e28_62 +Voices;" Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! [Continuous ""Alone"" chanting is heard, as the screen continuously gets smaller and smaller] ";s1e28_63 +Squidward;" [is now suddenly closer to the camera] I gotta get outta of here! [Squidward tries to run, but he runs off and on the scene. He stops and tries to catch his breath. A strange voice is heard again, he holds his head, sweats a little, and runs again off and on the scene. He stops running after three tries to get out, yet another strange voice is heard when he stops] Where's the time machine?! Where's anything?! Where, where, where, where?! [jumps up and down angrily and busts a hole through the ground into the time machine. The handle is still broken off. Squidward bangs on the broken controls and sobs] I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I miss Bikini Bottom! I miss my Easter Island head! I even miss SpongeBob! [right when Squidward says ""SpongeBob,"" the time machine disappears and reappears in present time Bikini Bottom where SpongeBob and Patrick are still waiting for Squidward in front of his house] SpongeBob! Patrick! ";s1e28_64 +Squidward; Oh, I'm back! I can't believe this. I-I-I was in space, a-and I went to the future, and-and then I went to the past, and-and then-then I was nowhere, but now I'm back, and-and... you don't know how happy I am to see you guys. ;s1e28_65 +Patrick;Jellyfishing?;s1e28_66 +SpongeBob; You are, Squidward! [They laugh as the scene cuts to Bikini Atoll on the surface] ;s1e28_67 +Squidward; I'm going back. [The episode ends.] ;s1e28_68 +{system}; [The episode begins with SpongeBob lurking around, heading home, looking for Sandy because they are playing karate. He suspects the pineapple of being Sandy] ;s1e29_1 +SpongeBob; Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. I thought you were someone else. [walks inside] Ah, what a great day at work. [hears something] Huh? Yeah... [tip toes over to the couch, but makes duck sounds as he tip toes. He realizes he's been stepping on three squeaky toy ducks, and in frustration, he kicks them away. Then he runs in front of his couch] I know you're back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge... [jumps behind the couch and no one is there] ...Bob. [has his back to the couch while he squeezes his eyes through the couch looking for Sandy. When he thinks he has spotted her, he runs out from behind the couch and in front of the TV] I got you now! Hi-yah! [no one is there, so he sits on the couch and watches TV] Well, I guess the coast is clear. ;s1e29_2 +TV;" [shows a royal gramma fish] Yeah, shopping's weird. Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say �Who eats this stuff""? [TV audience laughs] ";s1e29_3 +SpongeBob; [laughs too] I love this show! [Sandy is sitting next to SpongeBob] ;s1e29_4 +Sandy; Me too! [SpongeBob screams and begins to fight] ;s1e29_5 +SpongeBob; Hi-yah! [Sandy puts on her green karate gear] ;s1e29_6 +Sandy; Hi-yah! [SpongeBob high-kicks in slow-motion] ;s1e29_7 +SpongeBob; Hi-yah! [Sandy runs off then drives forward, but SpongeBob jumps his upper half of his body to avoid Sandy] Uhh, just a second. [runs off, but returns with his red karate gear on] Safety first! [he winks] And now, spin technique! [spins around and lunges towards Sandy] ;s1e29_8 +SpongeBob; Double overhand squirrel knot! [turns her into a round knot and throws her through the door like a bowling ball] ;s1e29_9 +Sandy; I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob! ;s1e29_10 +SpongeBob; That'll be the day. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! [spins his arms and legs around. The scene fades over to nighttime at Sandy's treedome. Sandy hums while reading a book when the phone rings.] ;s1e29_11 +SpongeBob; Hey, Sandy, have you ever heard the one about the squirrel and the tin cans? ;s1e29_12 +Sandy; I don't think so. ;s1e29_13 +SpongeBob; Well, it goes like this! [stretches his arm to ricochet off a shelf and the ceiling to come at Sandy] Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line. [His arm stops right before hitting Sandy.] Oh, yeah! [hits the loose board on the floor, sending Sandy into a pile of tin cans. He laughs.] That's a good one, isn't it? [Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking down the road] What a beautiful day. Beautiful sky. Beautiful plants. Hi plants. Beautiful... [sees a pile of tin cans on the ground] pile of cans? Mmm, mmm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet. [He puts on karate gear] ;s1e29_14 +Sandy; No it's not, SpongeBob. [shows him a squirrel mask] This is! [jumps in front of SpongeBob] Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping! [grabs SpongeBob's tongue and takes out a bottle of hot Volcano Sauce] Mmmm, my favorite. ;s1e29_15 +VolcanoSauceDrop; Eheheheheheh! [cut to SpongeBob's confused face, and then back to the Volcano Sauce Drop] By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really... really... hot! ;s1e29_16 +{system}; [SpongeBob gasps.] ;s1e29_17 +SpongeBob; Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours. ;s1e29_18 +Sandy; I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob. ;s1e29_19 +{system};" [Sandy drinks the bottle of hot sauce. While she is doing this, SpongeBob takes out his tongue revealing a label that says ""Novelty Toy"" and he wraps the fake tongue she was holding around her and spins her] ";s1e29_20 +SpongeBob;Yah.;s1e29_21 +{system}; [Sandy karate chops SpongeBob far away] ;s1e29_22 +Sandy;Hi-yah!;s1e29_23 +SpongeBob; Curses! [Now at the Krusty Krab, the line is very long] ;s1e29_24 +Fred; With extra cheese. To go! ;s1e29_25 +Squidward; Three patties, four large oyster skins, on the double, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob is still wearing his karate gear] ;s1e29_26 +SpongeBob; Oh yeah. Gotcha! [SpongeBob opens a door] ;s1e29_27 +SpongeBob; What? [karate chops Squidward's face] ;s1e29_28 +Squidward; I'm going to pretend that didn't happen. [throws two pieces of paper at SpongeBob] Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. We're very busy today! [SpongeBob runs out of the kitchen with tray of patties in his hands] ;s1e29_29 +SpongeBob; Order up. [stops as he sees a customer karate chopping a fly. The customer turns into Sandy who is in her gear and winks at SpongeBob] ;s1e29_30 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, Squidward. I was going through some records back in me office and--Huh? So, you got the hairpiece after all. ;s1e29_31 +SpongeBob;Hi-yah!;s1e29_32 +Fred; [under the floor] My leg! ;s1e29_33 +SpongeBob; Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can't! �Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! [does something with his hands] Ssss! [Points at Fred, then walks backwards] Took care of her, yes I did. [bumps into Mr. Krabs] Oh, ahoy, sir! ;s1e29_34 + Mr. Krabs ; What was that? ;s1e29_35 +SpongeBob; But, sir, she snuck up on me. In my own dojo. ;s1e29_36 + Mr. Krabs ; Are you on some new allergy medication, boy? ;s1e29_37 +SpongeBob; No, sir. Just practicing my karate, sir. Or kara-tay, as some call it. ;s1e29_38 + Mr. Krabs ; Kara-tay? You should be making me money-ay! With your spatu-lae! Now get back to work. ;s1e29_39 +Squidward; SpongeBob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet? [SpongeBob is staring at his hands] ;s1e29_40 +SpongeBob; Yes, ma'am. I mean, sir. I mean, boss. I mean, poobah! ;s1e29_41 +Squidward; [frustrated] Go! ;s1e29_42 +{system}; [SpongeBob walks into the bathroom with a mop and a bucket in his hands. He hears a sneeze, so he opens a door, but nobody is there] ;s1e29_43 +SpongeBob; Hah! [opens the next stall door and jumps in it] Sandy! [Mr. Krabs walks out of the stall with SpongeBob in his hand] ;s1e29_44 + Mr. Krabs ; No more. ;s1e29_45 +SpongeBob; But, Mr. Krabs. [Mr. Krabs grabs a hold of SpongeBob's mouth] ;s1e29_46 + Mr. Krabs ; Shh! No more of this karate stuff, lad. Or you're fired. [lets go of his mouth and walks away] ;s1e29_47 +SpongeBob; [high-pitched voice] Fired? [walks out] No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy? ;s1e29_48 +Sandy; Hi-yah! [jumps at SpongeBob and starts karate chopping him] ;s1e29_49 +SpongeBob; Sandy, wait! I can't. Mr. Krabs said I have to give up karate. ;s1e29_50 +Sandy; [stops] Uh-huh. Sure, SpongeBob. [Sandy karate chops him again] ;s1e29_51 +SpongeBob; No, no. Really, Sandy. Stop. ;s1e29_52 +Sandy; [stops] I'm not falling for it, SpongeBob! [karate chops him even more] ;s1e29_53 +SpongeBob; No, really! Please, stop! [Mr. Krabs looks out the window] ;s1e29_54 + Mr. Krabs ; What the? [walks outside] SpongeBob! [SpongeBob screams] ;s1e29_55 +SpongeBob; Ahh, Mr. Krabs! ;s1e29_56 + Mr. Krabs ; What did I just get through telling ye, lad? ;s1e29_57 +SpongeBob; But I, uhh, she... ;s1e29_58 + Mr. Krabs ; SpongeBob, you're fired! ;s1e29_59 +Sandy;Huh?;s1e29_60 +SpongeBob; [high-pitched voice] Fired? [his face gets smaller until it's not there anymore] ;s1e29_61 + Mr. Krabs ;Eh?;s1e29_62 +Sandy; SpongeBob? [SpongeBob's face reappears and he then bursts out crying and runs everywhere] Wait, Mr. Krabs, it's not his fault! It's- it's mine! He tried to tell me, but I wouldn't listen! [SpongeBob is crying into a cup and drinking his tears. Now he's flipping over and over around Sandy and Mr. Krabs] Give him another chance, please? ;s1e29_63 + Mr. Krabs ; Hmmm. [grabs SpongeBob as he runs] All right, me boy, I'll give you a second chance. But no more karate. It's poisoning your mind. [sniffs Sandy] Mmm, mammals. [walks off] ;s1e29_64 +SpongeBob; [laughs, then suddenly stops] Nothing. Nothing is fun about that at all! ;s1e29_65 +SpongeBob; We can? I mean, sure we can. Yeah! Like we can, uhh. [picks up a rock] We can squeeze things! [squeezes the rock and drops it] Woo! How much fun was that? ;s1e29_66 +SpongeBob; I know! We can act like plants. [lies on the ground and opens and closes his legs and arms] Photosynthesis. Photosynthesis. ;s1e29_67 +Sandy; Wanna go to the park? [SpongeBob and Sandy are at the park. SpongeBob is holding a basket in one hand] ;s1e29_68 +Sandy; Yeah, you can say that again. ;s1e29_69 +SpongeBob; I feel dumb just thinking about it. [puts the basket down] Duuuuh! I'm stuuuupiiid! I like karaaateee! Doyeee! ;s1e29_70 +Sandy; You like what? ;s1e29_71 +SpongeBob; Not karate. ;s1e29_72 +Sandy; Ha! I don't even know what that is. ;s1e29_73 +SpongeBob; Me, too. I don't know what anything is! In fact... ;s1e29_74 +Fisherman; [casting off his fishing rod] Hi-yah! Hi-yah! ;s1e29_75 +SpongeBob; [giggles] For a second, that sounded like. ;s1e29_76 +Sandy;Karate?;s1e29_77 +SpongeBob; Right now? I mean, no! What is this karate? [opens up the basket] Uhh, what do you want on your sandwich? ;s1e29_78 +Sandy;Karate.;s1e29_79 +SpongeBob; What did you say? ;s1e29_80 +Sandy; Uhh, mustard. Mustard! I want mustard on my sandwich. [takes out some mustard] There we go. [SpongeBob pulls out some barnacle loaf] ;s1e29_81 +SpongeBob; How many slices of barnacle loaf do you want? ;s1e29_82 +Sandy; One. Just one. ;s1e29_83 +SpongeBob; One for you! [karate chops a slice off] ;s1e29_84 +Sandy;Hmmm?;s1e29_85 +SpongeBob; And one for me! [chops off another slice in slow-motion] ;s1e29_86 +Sandy; Ohh, uhh, SpongeBob? ;s1e29_87 +SpongeBob;Hmm?;s1e29_88 +Sandy; Maybe just one more. Uhh, I'm kinda hungry. ;s1e29_89 +{system}; [SpongeBob brings out the barnacle loaf again] ;s1e29_90 +SpongeBob; Sure thing, Sandy. [lifts up his hand] ;s1e29_91 +Sandy;SpongeBob?;s1e29_92 +SpongeBob;Yeah?;s1e29_93 +Sandy; Do you think, umm, do you think I could cut this one? ;s1e29_94 +SpongeBob; Uhh, sure. ;s1e29_95 +Sandy; Thanks. Hi-yah! [chops one slice] Is that enough? ;s1e29_96 +SpongeBob; Maybe just one more. Or two! ;s1e29_97 +Sandy; Or three! ;s1e29_98 +SpongeBob; Or ten! ;s1e29_99 +Sandy; Ten! Yes, ten! Because we're really hungry! ;s1e29_100 +SpongeBob;Right!;s1e29_101 +Sandy;Right!;s1e29_102 +SpongeBob;Right!;s1e29_103 +Sandy; Right! [chops off more slices and they fly everywhere] ;s1e29_104 +SpongeBob; Time for buns! [throws a bunch of buns in the air and chops them in half] ;s1e29_105 +Sandy; How about some tomatoes? ;s1e29_106 +SpongeBob; And I'll cut the cheese! [both throw the cheese and tomatoes in the air while chopping them into a bunch of slices that land on the patties] ;s1e29_107 +Sandy; And, what else should we slice? [SpongeBob grabs more buns] ;s1e29_108 +SpongeBob; More buns! ;s1e29_109 +Sandy; [Sandy grabs two heads of lettuce] And lettuce! ;s1e29_110 +Both; Yeah! [both slice up more food to complete their Krabby Patties and one of the buns lands on an earthworm] ;s1e29_111 +SpongeBob; Phew. Making sandwiches sure is fun. Right, Sandy? [Sandy has a dazed look on her face] Right? I guess I'll eat one now. [reaches for a patty, but Sandy karate chops his arm with her green foam hand] ;s1e29_112 +Sandy; You're mince meat! ;s1e29_113 +SpongeBob; [in his red karate gear] In your dreams! Hi-yah! [both start to karate chop each other. Later, Mr. Krabs is walking through the park, carrying an umbrella] ;s1e29_114 + Mr. Krabs ; Huh? What the barnacle? [Everything in the park is chopped in half. Sandy is chopping wood while SpongeBob rests on a rock] ;s1e29_115 +SpongeBob; Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate? ;s1e29_116 + Mr. Krabs ; [clearing his throat to get SpongeBob's attention] Bleuhahugh! ;s1e29_117 +SpongeBob; [screams] Mr. Krabs! [tries to hold a tree back in one piece] Uhh, hey, Mr. Krabs, how�s it going? [holds the rock in one piece] Nice day, huh? [half of the tree falls on SpongeBob's head] Oh, alright, Mr. Krabs. You caught me. But you know what? I just can't help myself. You're just gonna have to fire me. ;s1e29_118 + Mr. Krabs ; Fire ya? [grabs a couple Krabby Patties] I've got something else in mind. [at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Sandy are karate chopping up Krabby Patties for the customers. Sandy is chopping up the meat and SpongeBob is chopping up the mustard] ;s1e29_119 +Sandy; I love karate! ;s1e29_120 +SpongeBob; I love kara-tay! ;s1e29_121 +Squidward; I hate all of you. ;s1e29_122 +SpongeBob; Ah, time for bed, Gary. [takes off his shoes and socks and throws them on the floor. The socks, which had been standing upright, slide down into the shoes. Gary sticks his eyes into the shoes, then pulls them out with the socks covering them] ;s1e30_1 +Gary;Meow?;s1e30_2 +SpongeBob;" Oh, Gary. [pulls socks off Gary's eyes] You know what they say: curiosity salted the snail! Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk. Sweet dreams, Gary. [snores and a dream cloud appears with the background of Krusty Krab stuff. SpongeBob eyes appear then his shoes and then his mouth on a rock] Hey! Over here! [laughs while his arms wiggle on the ground. Both arms attach to the rock and the rock moves over to the other items. SpongeBob's arms grab the eyes and puts them on the rock, his pants start appearing, and then his legs come out and put his shoes on and his body is seen. A car comes over SpongeBob and sits him in it. SpongeBob's nose grows out] Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license! [driver's license appears] Wow. My driver's license. I can't believe it! [Car starts to move crazily] I sure take a good picture. [drives through a sign that says ""Road Ends""] Darn! I should have grown a mustache. [the boat starts bumping up and down rapidly SpongeBob is now driving off-road, hitting bumps in the sand he smashes into a rock and flies out of the boat, still holding his license] How could I have forgotten the most important rule of driving? Always wear your seatbelt. [flies over the Krusty Krab] Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here. [Mrs. Puff floats up to him] Mrs. Puff! Look! I've finally got my driver's license! ";s1e30_3 + Mrs. Puff ; [takes his license and tears it up] Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants! ;s1e30_4 +SpongeBob; No! [flies through the dream cloud and on SpongeBob's real bed] Ouch! Where am I? [walks and looks up to his real self] Is that me? Or is this me? Am I still dreaming? ;s1e30_5 +Gary; Meow. [snoring] Meow. ;s1e30_6 +SpongeBob; [walks up to Gary's dream cloud] This must be Gary's dream. I'm gonna get a closer look. [jumps into the dream cloud. He falls down into a library] Whoa! Wow. Look at all these books. I wonder where Gary is. [walks past a pile of books] Gary! Huh? [sees Gary, who is now taller and wearing a cape, reading a book. He walks up to him] Excuse me, sir. Have you seen...? [Gary turns around] ;s1e30_7 +Gary; [gasps] SpongeBob? ;s1e30_8 +Gary; How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams? ;s1e30_9 +SpongeBob; Gary! You can talk! ;s1e30_10 +Gary; [sighs] In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations. ;s1e30_11 +Gary;" Come. [they walk down an aisle of books] For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm. [picks up a book and reads from it] ""Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again."" Emily Dickinson wrote that. ";s1e30_12 +SpongeBob;Who?;s1e30_13 +Gary; [flips a few pages] Here's one you might know. [clears throat] There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true. ;s1e30_14 +SpongeBob; [laughs] Gee, Gary, you sure are smart. ;s1e30_15 +SpongeBob; Well, thanks for the info, Gary. I'm going back to my own dream now. [starts walking away] ;s1e30_16 +Gary; Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan! ;s1e30_17 +Patrick; Hi, SpongeBob. ;s1e30_18 +SpongeBob; [walks over] You know, Patrick, this is a dream. You can do anything you want. ;s1e30_19 +Patrick;Yup.;s1e30_20 +SpongeBob; I mean anything! Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper. [transforms into the shape of a skyscraper] Going up! Eh? [sees that Patrick is unresponsive and frowns, then perks up again] I can make... [changes back to his normal shape and size, this time with a million copies of himself] A million of me! Eh? Eh? ;s1e30_21 +Patrick;Yup.;s1e30_22 +{system}; [The SpongeBob clones disappear] ;s1e30_23 +SpongeBob; Ah, tartar sauce. I'm going to a different dream. [leaves] ;s1e30_24 +Patrick; Okay. Bye, SpongeBob. [kiddie ride comes to a halt Patrick reaches into his pocket and pulls out another quarter and goes to put it in the slot, but accidentally drops it and it rolls away] Oh! [the quarter f he stops below Squidward's dream cloud] alls into a grate] Shoot, that was my last quarter. [sits on the ride with a dull gaze meanwhile, SpongeBob hops out of the dream cloud and starts to walk down the block;s1e30_25 +SpongeBob; Ooh, this is gonna be good! [inflates himself with air and floats up into the cloud inside, Squidward is playing clarinet in front of an applauding crowd he is also dressed as Mozart because he has a powdered wig on his head] Psst! Squidward! [waving in the audience Squidward stops playing] Hey, Squidward! ;s1e30_26 +King; Ahem! [sitting in the balcony above the stage] Why do you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles? ;s1e30_27 +Squidward; Yes, Your Highness. [Squidward resumes playing, but SpongeBob tells the king a joke. The king laughs and Squidward stops playing again. He angrily stands up] SpongeBob! ;s1e30_28 +King; Hey! I have not instructed you to stop! Now play! [giggles, turns to SpongeBob and nudges him with his elbow] Oh, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again. ;s1e30_29 +King; [angry] I came here to hear beautiful music! If I don't get my wish, it will be your head! ;s1e30_30 +Squidward; [laughs nervously] ;s1e30_31 +SpongeBob; [as a clarinet] Squidward! [points to himself and winks] Huh? Huh? ;s1e30_32 +Squidward; [throws his broken clarinet pieces off-stage. Speaking with his back turned] No way. ;s1e30_33 +King; Ahem! [glares down at Squidward] ;s1e30_34 +Squidward; [sighs and picks SpongeBob up] Please, SpongeBob, no tricks. ;s1e30_35 +SpongeBob; Trust me, Squidward. [Squidward blows into him] ;s1e30_36 +SpongeBob; [off-key] La la! La la la la la la la! [The audience gasps again] ;s1e30_37 +Squidward; [stops playing] SpongeBob! ;s1e30_38 +{system}; [Squidward smiles and SpongeBob winks at him] ;s1e30_39 +SpongeBob; [continues singing off-key] ;s1e30_40 + Incidental 127 ; [crying] His music touches me ever-so. I fear that my tears might stain my petticoat. ;s1e30_41 +{system}; [crowd cheers] ;s1e30_42 +Squidward; [bowing] Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! [the crowd knocks him aside into a fruit wagon and a fish grabs SpongeBob] ;s1e30_43 + Incidental 121 ; What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound? ;s1e30_44 +SpongeBob; [turns back to normal and runs away while audience chases him. Squidward has climbed out of the wagon and is a mess] So long, Squidward! [Squidward starts to growl at him, but the audience members push him back into the fruit wagon and chase after SpongeBob. The King follows, too, laughing. SpongeBob runs out the door and flies away.] ;s1e30_45 +Squidward; [starts tossing and turning in his bed, mumbling in angered pain] ;s1e30_46 +SpongeBob; [SpongeBob lands on the top of the tree dome] Hey! I'm at Sandy's! [Sandy sleeps in her tree and SpongeBob jumps in her dream cloud and opens a plane door] Aw, this looks neat! I wonder... [falls out of the plane and screams] ;s1e30_47 +Sandy; [surfs up on a glide board to SpongeBob] Hey, SpongeBob, what brings you here? ;s1e30_48 +SpongeBob; Hey, Sandy! What's going on? ;s1e30_49 +Sandy; [turns upside down] Well, we're free-falling from 114,000 feet, and we're gonna land on that itty-bitty target. [a target is shown on the ground. SpongeBob and Sandy spin around] ;s1e30_50 +SpongeBob; This seems kind of dangerous! ;s1e30_51 +Sandy; Not as long as you've got a big old parachute! ;s1e30_52 +SpongeBob; Okay! [gives her a thumbs-up both his shoes inflate] ;s1e30_53 +Sandy; Not a pair of shoes, SpongeBob! Parachute! [turns upside-down again] ;s1e30_54 +SpongeBob; Gotcha! [lifts up a green parakeet perched on his finger] ;s1e30_55 +Sandy; Not a parakeet! Para- [Lands in a truck of clam manure, parachute inflates out of time] medic... ;s1e30_56 +SpongeBob; [screams as he crashes through the target, breaking the ground and flips on the real-life ground] Ouch! All right, that's it. No more messing with people's dreams. [sees a dream cloud coming out of Mr. Krabs' house] H-h-hey! Mr. Krabs. [climbs the anchor house and raises his head right under a pink flower in Pearl's dream. Shows a view of various girly decorations, other girly features and boyfriend portraits.] Uhh... Mr. Krabs? ;s1e30_57 +Pearl; Hello, SpongeBob! [sits at a table with a green rabbit toy and a brown teddy bear, she pours some tea into the bear's cup] ;s1e30_58 +SpongeBob; [waves] Oh, Pearl. This is your dream. ;s1e30_59 +Pearl; You're just in time for the tea party! ;s1e30_60 +SpongeBob; Actually, I was looking for your dad's dream. ;s1e30_61 +Pearl; [Frowns] Oh. He's next door. [Rolls eyes, then shakes head in disappointment] Boys don't understand the sophistication of tea parties. Right, Mr. Stuffy? ;s1e30_62 +SpongeBob; Bye! [gets out of Pearl's dream and goes over to Mr. Krabs on the right side of the screen] I bet Mr. Krabs' dream will be more robust. [peeks in the cloud and just floats on his backside in the large ocean until he hits Mr. Krabs� boat] ;s1e30_63 +SpongeBob; Whatcha doin�, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e30_64 +SpongeBob; What are you talking about? ;s1e30_65 +SpongeBob; [laughs] Look, Mr. Krabs. Pennies! ;s1e30_66 + Mr. Krabs ; Never mind the small change, lad. Get the net! ;s1e30_67 + Mr. Krabs ; No, no, no, no! The money net! It's in me back pocket. ;s1e30_68 +SpongeBob; [reaches into Mr. Krabs' back pocket and pulls out a huge wallet with Mr. Krabs' license in it] Wow! You look real good with a mustache, Mr. Krabs. ;s1e30_69 + Mr. Krabs ; Never mind that, boy. Ready the net! ;s1e30_70 +SpongeBob; [opens up the wallet] Net ready, sir! ;s1e30_71 + Mr. Krabs ; [pulls the dollar out of the water and heaves it into the wallet] I did it! [gets excited] I finally did it! ;s1e30_72 +SpongeBob; Congratulations, Mr. Krabs. [puts down the wallet to shake hands with Mr. Krabs, but the wallet starts bouncing away toward the back of the boat] ;s1e30_73 + Mr. Krabs ; No, SpongeBob! Don't let it go! ;s1e30_74 +SpongeBob;Huh?;s1e30_75 + Mr. Krabs ; Get it, SpongeBob! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! [SpongeBob chases after it, but it hops off the back end of the boat] ;s1e30_76 +SpongeBob; Hey! Hey! I...! ;s1e30_77 + Mr. Krabs ; No! [dollar hops out of wallet and jumps like a dolphin away in the ocean] ;s1e30_78 +SpongeBob; [grins nervously as Krabs glares at him] This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e30_79 + Mr. Krabs ; Oh, SpongeBob... ;s1e30_80 +SpongeBob; Yes, Mr. Krabs? ;s1e30_81 + Mr. Krabs ; [ties SpongeBob up with a rope tied to a plunger sticking out of a gun] You're fired! [Fires the gun, shooting the plunger and tossing SpongeBob with it] ;s1e30_82 +SpongeBob; [screams as he gets shot out of the dream cloud and into Plankton's dream on a building. The plunger is stuck onto a building.] Ooh! Hey, Plankton's dreaming about Bikini Bottom. ;s1e30_83 +Plankton; Zap! [zaps a building near SpongeBob and fish: Incidental 93, Incidental 40, Incidental 86 come running out] I see you. [stomps up to another building, twenty times the size of his normal self] Zap! [shoots a green laser out of his eye] ;s1e30_84 +Fred; My leg! ;s1e30_85 +Plankton; I see you. Zap! ;s1e30_86 +SpongeBob; Plankton! [tries to get himself untied from the rope around his ankle] ;s1e30_87 +Plankton; I see you... [SpongeBob gets untied and drops to the ground] Zap! [zaps and disintegrates the building that SpongeBob was on, then walks to the Krusty Krab. People continue to: Fred, and Incidental 73 scream in panic] Oh look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty. [stomps on it] Crush! [picks up the Krusty Krab sign and starts to lick it as if it was a lollipop and walks off] Lick, lick! ;s1e30_88 +SpongeBob; This isn't a dream! This is a nightmare! ;s1e30_89 +Gary; Meow! Meow! ;s1e30_90 +SpongeBob; [Stops and looks. Appears more and more worried.] Gary! Gary! No! ;s1e30_91 +Gary; Meow! [Plankton still coming towards Gary making giant step sounds] ;s1e30_92 +Plankton; Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. ;s1e30_93 +SpongeBob; Gary! [jumps over to Gary and hugs him] I've got you, Gary! ;s1e30_94 +Plankton; Peek-a-boo, here comes my foot! [steps on SpongeBob and Gary] Yeah! Huh? [lifts his foot from pain] Yow! ;s1e30_95 +SpongeBob; [looking like a thumbtack] I think he's got the point. [laughs] ;s1e30_96 +Plankton; [starts shrinking] Waaaaaah! [as he screams his voice gets higher and higher until he goes back to his normal, puny size.] ;s1e30_97 +{system}; [Immediately after Plankton went back to normal size, three burnt fish: Incidental 93, Incidental 37A, and Fred walk up to Plankton looking mad] ;s1e30_98 +Plankton; Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh? ;s1e30_99 +{system}; [Burned Fred lifts his foot to step on him] ;s1e30_100 +Plankton; No. No, no, no! Not the face! [gets squished. Wakes up screaming and his dream cloud pops, making dream SpongeBob fall to the ground] ;s1e30_101 +SpongeBob; Ooh! [SpongeBob walks home into his own dream cloud where his real self is still sleeping] Ah, that was fun and all, but it's good to be back in my own dream cloud. [goes to sleep] Ah... [wakes up after hearing his friends voices and faces hovering around his head] ;s1e30_102 +Squidward; [his head starts circling SpongeBob] SpongeBob! [The heads of Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, Pearl and Patrick start surrounding SpongeBob] ;s1e30_103 +All;SpongeBob!;s1e30_104 +SpongeBob; [tossing and turning in his sleep] What do you want from me? Leave me alone! No, no... No, no, no, no, no, no! [Squidward taps him and he wakes up.] ;s1e30_105 +Squidward;SpongeBob!;s1e30_106 +SpongeBob; [screams, then sees his friends stand around his bed, except Patrick] Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party? ;s1e30_107 +{system}; [Scene now shows Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, and Pearl, who all look angry at SpongeBob.] ;s1e30_108 +Squidward; No. We are not having a slumber party! ;s1e30_109 +Sandy; Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams! ;s1e30_110 +All; [grumble in agreement] ;s1e30_111 +Plankton; Take a hike! ;s1e30_112 +Squidward; Don't we get enough of you during the day? ;s1e30_113 +Gary; [In anger] Meow! ;s1e30_114 +Patrick; [walks in] Does anyone have a quarter? [all stare at Patrick] ;s1e30_115