Hey.  I'm not sure if you have ever considered getting yourself screened for colon cancer.   From what I have read, the prep for this screening seems quite unpleasant.  Drinking massive amounts of a questionable substance heavy with salt doesn'r seem to be like a good time to me.  I noticed that some items from a company have made it to phase two trials through the FDA.  One is a food bar and the other one is a smoothie.  They are supposed to have some kind of flavors to them like strawberry and lemon.  I guess this should help with the process.