Beard Shampoo and Conditioner Set - Beard Wash and Conditioner for Men With Biotin & Tea Tree - Mens Best Beard Conditioner With Beard Oil - Beard Growth Kit For Men - Beard Softener - Made In USA (4 Oz)
Brand: Polished Gentleman
I declare your beard will be written in history books hundreds of years from now. Your beard will stand along Lincoln, Socrates, and my good man, Zeus himself! Natural ingredients? Always and forever! Beard growth? Faster than cups run out at parties. Thicker, Fuller, Covered Beards? Facial hair growth that would make Hemingway, Sigmund Freud, Blackbeard the Pirate, Fredrick Douglas and Karl Marx look like a pre-pubescent teenager? You bet the hair on your chiny, chin, chin. In actual fact, my product is in the process of evolving mankind into a whole new species. You no longer have to depend on a higher power for your growth, as you can now put that power in your own hands! I have a beard shampoo & conditioner that puts a Michelangelo statue to shame! Polished Gentleman will complement your beard grooming kit better than Ryan Gosling in a romantic comedy. You may have had beard shapers, beard conditioners, beard balms, beard softeners and beard shampoos before, but Polished Gentleman makes your beard thicker than an American addicted to fast food. Be a gentleman and get this shampoo & conditioner yesterday!
My fellow polished gents, good beard days are on the horizon with our new beard wash and conditioner.
I mustache you a question. Do you tire of owning 47 different types of beard balm, beard wash, and beard conditioner? Well, here is a solution better than that Trojan horse idea.
You may own a beard brush, beard kit, and beard grooming set. These will give the semblance of taming your hairy holiness, but I do declare Polished Gentleman will give perfection!
Stop lollygagging with your face. Do you even know what’s in your beard wash or beard conditioner products, good man? You don’t have to be Steve Jobs to do the research. My natural formula will make your beard fuller than a landfill in Northern California!
I have news for you about hair growth. Tea tree, Rosemary, Biotin, Aloe, Argon Oil, Peppermint Oil, Manuka Honey, and Eucalyptus. I rest my case, good man.