So Horny Tension Relief Fidget Putty - Gag Gift for Men, Stocking Stuffers for Friends, Fidget Toys Chameleon, Red Therapy Putty
Brand: Gears Out
So Horny Tension Relief Fidget Putty
When you look at the frustrated expression on this poor deer’s face, it’s clear that he has a load on his mind. Clearly, he’s suffering from massive stress and could use some serious relief. Fortunately, we’ve come up with a revolutionary hands-on solution for letting go of such agonizing tension. Now, bucks of all ages and levels of horniness can handle their situations all by themselves with So Horny Tension Relief Fidget Putty!
If you know a buck with a major case of the “blues,” be a pal and set him up with a sure thing — So Horny Relief Putty. Once he gives it a good grip and tug, he’ll see how satisfying it can be to play with it solo. In fact, after a hard day, he’ll look forward to the sweet release that comes with a stiff handful and some elbow grease.
Work It Out Anywhere
So Horny Fidget Putty is a thoughtful gift for adults who find themselves dealing with the distraction and frustration of horniness at inopportune times. The tightly-sealed, anti-drip lid keeps relief safely tucked away until the mood strikes. The tin’s compact design makes it perfect for carrying along in a gym bag, purse, briefcase, or suitcase and fits conveniently in a bathroom cabinet, bedside table, or desk drawer.
Surprise friends and family with chameleon red So Horny Stress Putty and they’ll yank away daily stress however it comes. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges. Go ahead and wrap it for a hilarious adult stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant idea.
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY
SOLO RELIEF IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND – Revolutionary hands-on stress relief for hunters
SEALED TIN PREVENTS NASTY BUCKIN’ MESSES – If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly-sealed buckin’ tin. Avoid sticky situations that may come up if you leave it hanging out and exposed.
UNIQUE GIFT THAT SURE TO BE A BLAST AT ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief after a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
FUN STOCKING STUFFER FOR MEN – Surprise that lucky fella with the ultimate gift in solo tension relief – So Horny Stress Putty! It will deliver laughs on the holidays and come in handy later.
SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, red chameleon putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you finish, that you’ll practically glow.