Naughty Knickers Sexy Undies for Sensual Seniors – Funny Retirement Gift Over The Hill Birthday Disposable Adult Diaper Novelty Gift Funny Gifts for Women
Brand: Gears Out
Color: White
Naughty Knickers - Sexy Undies for Sensual Seniors
Confidence During Sudden Floods … Of Emotion
Nothing turns a girl on like security, and for the mature woman, that means more than a deep pocket. Don’t let a lack of confidence in your undergarments stymie a red-hot interlude. Throw on a fetching pair of Saggy Sally’s World Famous Naughty Knickers, and you’re ready to rub some wrinkles!
Turning Heads Since The 1900s When you’re hot to trot, you want to look your best. Naughty Knickers were carefully designed to give you that ageless, darn near infant, silhouette you love. The dual hole protection and romantic leak free fit will have the fellas chasing after you as fast as their walkers can take them. You’ll feel like the queen of the nursing home when every codger stops to take a nice, long squint at the telltale droop in your drawers that just screams, “I can go all night … without a trip to the bathroom.”
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THAT YOUTHFUL APPEARANCE YOU DESIRE – Instantly take decades off your years by slipping into these daring, sexy undies before every big date. You’ll look and feel like a baby again!
SOFT, SENSUAL, AND SECURE – One-size-fits-most, disposable Naughty Knickers aren’t just protective and provocative, they’re comfortable too. You’ll be in the mood for love as soon as the elastic hits your waist.
YES, YOU CAN EVEN POOP IN THEM – Our romantic leakproof technology won’t just keep your best polyester pants free from puddles, but a little mud won’t spoil your mood either.
A CRINKLE THAT TURNS HEADS – All eyes will be on you as soon as you enter a room. Old fogies will be falling over each other to meet you at the door, because they’ll hear you coming from a mile away, even with their hearing aids off.
IT’S ALWAYS THE RIGHT TIME FOR NAUGHTY KNICKERS – Naughty Knickers are crowd-pleasing gag gifts at retirement and over-the-hill birthday parties for women. Give them in themed gift baskets or wrap them up for a hilarious white elephant gift.