Donald Trump Toilet Paper – The Presidential Pack - 3 Rolls – Funny Political Humor Gag Gift - 2 Full Color Rolls + 1 Trump's Funniest Tweets Roll - Three Ply Bathroom Tissue 200 Sheets Per Roll
Brand: Gagster
MAKE TOILET PAPER GREAT AGAIN: Whether you’re in the White House or out house, this super-absorbent 3-ply toilet paper will make you feel like you’re President for life! You don’t need to flush your secret tax returns down the toilet anymore Mr. President, just use this toilet paper!
THE PRESIDENTIAL PACK – THREE DIFFERENT ROLLS: In this pack you’ll get three different rolls. One roll has Donnie’s beautiful puckering face. One roll has his angry face (for when Kim Jong Un is misbehaving) and the third roll has some of the 45th president’s greatest Tweets for some bathroom reading.
A PERFECT GIFT FOR TRUMP LOVERS AND HATERS: Know someone who adores Trump? Surely they’ll love having him in their bathroom! It’s an intimate way to spend even more time with your favorite President. And if you hate Trump, well...let’s just say this 3-ply tissue is very absorbent.
PROUDLY MADE IN CHINA (AND NOT NORTH KOREA): It’s no secret that Trump loves China, so we sent a trade delegation of our own to get these rolls made in one of China’s greatest TP factories. They are very stable geniuses at making toilet paper – and the Little Rocket Man is not involved!
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE: You can’t take back your vote for Trump, but if you don’t like this toilet paper just send it back to us unopened for a full refund. No one wants second hand toilet paper, but we don’t care. Just don’t use it before you return it!