Headline Shirts Serious Gourmet Shit Coffee Mug
Brand: Headline Shirts
Color: Serious Gourmet Shit
Sure, you might have been happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice. But that's not what this is. This is some Serious Gourmet S--t. Mmmm, God-damn!
GOURMET SH!T -- Sure, you might have been happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice. But that's not what this is. This is some Serious Gourmet S--t.
QUALITY CONSTRUCTED MUGS -- Our large 15 oz, thick-walled ceramic mug is tougher than most, we swear. Put it in the dishwasher or tell it that its breath stinks and it won't even shed a tear.
HOLDS IT ALL -- Suitable for all your favorite beverages, including variations of water such as cold brew coffee, iced coffee, tea, carrot juice, or gin. No judgement on the gin.
COOL DRINKWARE -- Do you want to tell it that it’s not a travel coffee mug, or should we? No biggie because this ceramic coffee mug is more durable than a tumbler or glass mug, and 10x as cute too.
GREAT PERSONALITY -- Your search for the perfect partner is over, this coffee cup has a genuinely funny personality, is so reliable, your parents will love it, and its sense of humor may help neutralize the bitter taste of giving up on your dream of being a pro bmx biker.