CRAZY OLD LAWYER: (A Talking Skin Tag)
Attorney Carl Danson wakes up on his eightieth birthday and quickly realizes that he has finally gone bat-shit crazy when the skin tag on Carl's waist introduces himself as Drake and begins to have conversations with Carl. Even worse, Drake proves to be a terrible influence and talks Carl into doing ridiculous pranks whenever alcohol is involved.
Will this unusual duo wind up committed to an institution, or can their new friendship actually bring them comfort?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Lance Majestik is a pen name used by a retired Canadian lawyer as a means of publishing a few short novels anonymously.