The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Bob Ross Happy Little Mints - 1 Small Tin 1.75 x 1.75
Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Color: Bob Ross
Brought to You by UPG
The origins of UPG are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.)
Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake.
More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the cooling taste of mint, then break out the Titanium White and Phthalo Blue. Make some happy little clouds. Now it's beginning to make a little sense.
Contains 1 tin of mints.
Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches.
Officially Licensed by Bob Ross Inc.
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