I'd rather glue me nut sack to a bullet train: A hilarious trip in outback Australia (8 Great Laugh out loud series Book 2)
When Hakim lands in Australia, he hitches a ride with Bluey and they set out on a road trip to the big smoke.

It's a steep learning curve for a new arrival.

From up shit creek to sweet as a nut Hakim learns what it is to be an Aussie.

Of course, there is more to the yarn than a couple of coldies, a set of false teeth and a dog the farts, much more.

Strewth, where do ya start ...