John Wilkes Booth
Abraham Lincoln – The 16th President of the United States. He is seen in the sketches "Abe Lincoln," "John Wilkes Booth," and "The Civil War on Drugs." Abraham Lincoln is played by Zach Cregger and John Wilkes Booth is played by Trevor Moore. In "Abe Lincoln" and "John Wilkes Booth", he is the victim of John Wilkes Booth's assassination attempts, though in each sketch the circumstances are quite different. In "Abe Lincoln", Lincoln disrupts a performance of "Hamlet", frustrating Booth sitting in the audience, and is consequentially bashed to death with a hammer. In "John Wilkes Booth" the president is victim of constant harassment by Booth, who sneaks into the theater and hits him with a variety of objects while saying "Sic semper tyrannis". In "The Civil War on Drugs," Trevor Moore and Sam Brown portray activists who travel to Washington D.C. to see Abraham Lincoln and make marijuana legal, thinking the entire American Civil War was about it.