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so when the guy prophesied that the world would end in 1999, which 'e did, does that therefore mean that we're fulfilling the prophecy by precipitatin' the apocalypse?
are you with me?
do you think the world will end in 1999?
listen, mate, what d'you think to this?
why don't you 'ave a little wander round and go look for the wee lassie, an' i'll wait 'ere?
and if she turns up, i'll keep 'er 'ere till you get back?
'ow does that grab you?
are you're gonna be here, aye?
right.
if she gets back, right, tell her to fuckin' wait here till i get back.
if she wanders off, knock her oot.
and slap her gob for me, right?
- yeah, i'll tie her up.
- aye.
- you're gonna be here, aye?
- yeah.
oh, listen, what's her name again?
maggie.
- oh, yeah.
- will back in a minute, right?
excuse me, love.
hallo?
are you maggie?
piss off!
- oh, you're maggie?
- wha'?
- is your name maggie?
- how d'ye ken that?
it's just a hunch.
are you looking for the petulant dwarf?
sprechen sie deutsch?
archie!
yeah, that's the fella.
i was told to wait 'ere for you.
you, maggie, 'e's, archie, i'm nobody - 'e's gone off looking for you, love.
what, you've seen 'um?
look, would you come and sit over 'ere, now?
fuck off, you dirty cunt!
'e'll be back in a minute!
what, he's been here?
he's been here.
he's been there.
he's been all over the fuckin' shop.
and did 'e 'ave the chips wi' 'um?
he had a huge one on 'is shoulder