a smiling lady holding up a tasty looking pastry
how do you know she's a lady
well she pretty much looks like 1
is she wearing a dress
no
is she wearing nail polish
no
are her nails manicured
looks like it
does she have a fancy hairdo
no a bob
is she sitting down
yes
is she holding the pastry with her pinkie out
no
is she ready to stuff it in her mouth
yes
will she ruin her lipstick
maybe
is her mouth open
yes