a man in a hat and tie holds up a camera to a mirror
is there a man
yes
is he wearing a tie
yes
does he have a hat
yes
is he doing selfies
unfortunately, yes
is he smiling
nope, trying and failing at a serious look
is he dorky
most definitely
do you feel sorry for him
ye
do you think he has a gf
nope
is he old
no, late twenties maybe
what is wrong with him
looks like he takes himself too seriously