a couple of brown cows laying on top of a field
are there any animals besides the cows
no
is the field grassy
not really, it's covered in dead hay
do you see any fences
yes, there's a wooden 1 behind the steers
do the cows have any other markings or just solid brown
they're solid brown
does this look like a farm
yes, it does, and the cows are horny
funny! so they're both male
they might be, but the close, big 1 has lovely long hair between his horns
more like a yak
yes!
is it sunny
it's very sunny the cute yak's pink nose is going to get burnt
are there any buildings in the picture
far over yonder there might be, but not here
do you see any sunscreen they could use
not unless it's hidden in 1 of their orifices, i don't