a child climbing onto a bench in front of a potted plant
is the child safe
as a neurotic parent, id say no
does the bench look sturdy
yes
does the bench inspire you to study your own personal neuroticism more closely
yes, i am panicked looking at this
is the potted plant generic or lively
very lively
panicked as in fight or flight kicking in
fight or flight, i want to return the hit
is the lively plant a little too lively
no it's fine
is the planet going to fall when the child knocks it over
no its firmly in the ground
would you be a better parent to this child than the parents are irl
of course
are you going to be more careful with benches for your kids girl
without a doubt
are your kids allergic to plants
nope