a large cow on a sandy beach by the water
what color is the cow
beige
is there anything else on the beach
no
why is there a cow on a beach
it won the lottery and decided to take a vacation from the farm
is this an ocean beach
yes
wow i wish i were a cow how is the weather
it is very nice
are there any shells
no
clouds in the sky
no, the sky is clear
how is the water
it looks pleasant
any surfers
not that i can see
would you like to be on the beach
i live in san diego, so i'm already there