a man flying through the air on a skateboard
is the man elderly
no
does he appear to be out of control
no
is he hurtling towards anything dangerous
nope!
do you see any wild animals
no
is anything on fire
no lol
does the man have a mustache
i can't really tell
is he wearing anything
shirt and shorts with shoes
is he wearing a helmet
nope!
is he indoors
i don't think so
is it raining
nope