a man holding a large pair of scissors
how old is the man
old enough to know better
is he looking at the camera
yes
is he messing around
yes, he's a dork
what color are the scissors
black and silver
that was a funny answer you gave what color is he wearing
flannel in red
is he indoors
yes
is his hair visible
yes, he needs a haircut
what color is it
hipster orange
are they regular scissors
no, they're oversized novelty
thanks are his pants visible
yes