a surfer in a wetsuit rides a pink board on a grey sea
what gender is the surfer
pretty sure it's male
is he shirtless
no, he is fully clad in a wetsuit
since he's on a pink board, does his hair look fabulous
as a bald man, i would say i am jealous!
is there anyone surfing the waves with him
not that i can see
are there sharks
probably, but i can't see any
do you see any sign that poseidon is jealous of his hair and is going to strike him down with lightning and high winds
no signs, but i would be surprised if that happened aquaman may be summing sea horses to take his hair from him
does he have his surfboard tethered to his ankle
yes
does it look like he's going to crash into aquaman or any other unseemly obstacles
no, but i don't think the silver surfer will be after his board
is there a boat with donald trump holding a harpoon, with the sole intention of stealing the poor surfer's wondrous, wavy hair
no, but i'm pretty sure popeye is somewhere with a can of spinach waiting to kick his but
is the water grey because of an oil spill or is that just olive oil's oil
it's from his hair gel