a person is standing on grass with a snowboard
is there snow around
no
is the person carrying a snowboard for fun
no
why does he have a snowboard if there isn’t any snow
he's practicing
is he strapped into the board
yes
is he wearing shorts
no, a skirt
is it a girl
no, it's a man
is it a kilt
i don't think so
is he a crossdresser
i don't think so i think he's doing it ironically
does he have long hair
yes
does he have crazy colored hair
no, brown