male cook with knife and onion in front of a cutting board
how big is knife
i would say about 8 to 10 inches
does he look skillful
no i don't think i would trust him with a knife
how big is onion
about average size
is it white
no it's purple
how much is cut
maybe about a quarter of it
does he have a hat
no
does he have a moustache
nope
does he have a name tag
no
would you eat what this man is cooking
he looks kind of out of it so nope
what if the food was free
not even then