an interesting bird is perched on the branch of a tree
can you see the birds penis
nope
is the bird black
no it is not
does the bird look nice or mean
it looks very strange
would the bird make a nice pet
not for me
does the bird like humans
i wouldn't think so
does the bird look like it might be dangerous
it has a very long bill, but it isn't sharp
is this bird a toucan
no it isn't
is this bird bigger or smaller than an eagle
hmmmmm maybe a little smaller, but it is definitely taller
is it bright outside
yes it is
is it a vulture
no it isn't