smiling man on his feet playing wii in his living room
at the time in question, is this guy alone
yes sir
i see, and how many witnesses are there
0
very good what color is the wiimote he is holding
it is all white
and can you see what game this guy was playing
no sir i cannot
ah, so you can't see the game, so he may not be playing a game was this guy clothed at the time in question
oh yes
and what color shirt do you recall he was wearing
grey for sure
and at the time in question, was this alleged man sitting on the floor
no sir standing
can you tell the ladies and gentlemen of this fine jury, what color the floor is
no sir i can't
so you are trying to have me, and the ladies and gentlemen of this jury, believe, a man is standing, yet playing a video game - with his feet
sir i cannot see his feet he could be floating for all i know
was this man, who supposedly was smiling at the time, was he an adult
yes an adult man smiling