a shitless man posing for a photo while holding a surfboard
is the man tan
yes
is he wearing a bathing suit
yes
what color is the surfboard
beige
is he wearing sunglasses
yes
is he on the beach
sort of, standing in front of a rocky beach backdrop
is he barefoot
can't see the feet
can you see water
way off beyond the rocks that are in the front
is he smiling
yes
which hand is he holding the surfboard in
right
is the surfboard taller than him
no