a microwave sits on the side of the wet road
is the microwave black
on the inside
is it sitting on grass
no
does it look like the oven caught fire
no
what color is the oven on the outside
silver
is it sitting on a sidewalk
no, it's on the road
is there any grass near there
not that i can see
does it look like a rural road
no
are there any poles
no
is there a curb behind it
yes
is there a rain sewer
not that i see