a snow boarder is on top of a sign with his board and has his hands out for balance
how many snowboarders can you see
just 1
and can you see this alleged sign
yes
and on this alleged sign, what words are written on it
salomon snowboards
and on this day that this event allegedly happened, can you tell me if it is day or night
it is most certainly day
i see and was it a clear day
it was the clearest of days
can you, in fact, tell me you can see the sun
i cannot see the sun good sir
hmmm, i see, and can you tell me, truthfully, if the guy is wearing any protective gear
i am sorry to inform you that he is not wearing any protective gear
are there any other witnesses you can attest to in this picture
yes there are a couple of people in the background
were there any animals that witnessed this event
no animals were to witness this grand event
i see thank you for not being a derp-derp and i ask you, does this man look like he can snowboard
this man looks like he can snowboard with the best of them and you are most welcome, you are not a butt at all good sir