Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick. The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick. The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard. I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard. There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one. An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue. Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat. An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat. My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash. I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash. So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes. Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose. Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak. So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak. I was lying there naked my body badly bruised. In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused. Well the cops came and got me and threw me in their van. And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand. They took me to the judge his eyes a-glowin' red. The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead. Well the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws. The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls. The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker. The judge read the verdict: said "Cut off his head!". Well they placed me on the altar and they raised up the axe. My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks. I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and the lights. Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights. And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below. And I realized I was in a rock video. So I went and joined the band. And I went out on tour. And I smoked a lot of heroin. And I passed out in manure. I made out with the groupies. Come on here. Started fires backstage. Oh yeah started 'em all. Made a lot of money. Oh yeah I'm makin' it. And I gave it all away. Give it all to me. Well the band got killed. Ah bunch of losers. So I started a solo career. Aha yeah. And I won all the awards. Get 'em all now. And I drank all the beer. Drink it all up; get funky. I opened up a taco stand. Aha. Just to smell the smell. Oho. Cookin' with the devil. fryin' down in hell.