Intro (Samberg):. It seems like these days the whole world's on fire.. Things keep blowin' the hell up.... And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin. The real men have the nuts to walk away.. Song:. Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion?. Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to... Keep walkin' keep shinin'. Don't look back keep on walkin'. Keep struttin' slow motion. The more you ignore it the cooler you look. Samberg:. Ladies & gentlemen please join me in welcoming... Mr. Neil Diamond!. Will Ferrell:. ha ha ha....Where are we?!. Cool guys don't look at explosions. They stride for it in their diamond covered boots. They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones. And walk away in slow motion... Keep walkin you're cruisin... Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline... Denzel walks.... Will Smith walks.... Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!. Samberg:. Going solo....JJ Abrams!. JJ Abrams solo. Yeah!. Okay.. Because. Cool guys don't look at explosions. Walk fast from the roaring explosion. And don't think about the people you killed. 2...3...4!. x2AAAHHHHHHHHHHH