Makin' love underneath the bed. Shooting stars from a purple sky. I don't care how I do it.. I'm the man on the flaming pie. Stick my tongue out and lick my nose. Tuck my shirt in and zip my fly. Go ahead have a vision.. I'm the man on the flaming pie. Everything I do has a simple explanation.. When I'm with you you could do with a vacation. I took my brains out and stretched 'em on a rack. Now I'm not so sure I'm gonna get 'em back. Cut my toes off to spite my feet.. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Never mind check my rhythm.. I'm the man on the flaming pie. I'm the man on the flaming pie. Now everything I do has a simple explanation. When I'm with you you could do with a vacation.. I took my brains out and stretched 'em on the rack.