[SPOKEN]:. Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines. We hope your. flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is. as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright. position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed. in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.... Waiting on a ticket. 'Cause you're looking for the ride. You're feeling on top. 'Cause you're flying through the sky. You wanna have your cake. And you wanna eat it too. Everybody's always pointing fingers at you. You're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't. We're always doing all the things. That we say we won't. [CHORUS]:. Here we go. We're riding on a whim. Connecting with a rendezvous. Here we go. We're jumping off the wings. We're going round in circles. It's a catch 22. Yes we're flying round in circles. It's a catch 22. yes were rocking round in circles. it's the catch 22. [SPOKEN]:. If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable. or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency please notify a flight. attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment including cell phones 2-way. pagers portable CD players laptops etc. should remain in the off position. until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10000 ft.. Looking from the outside. You're always looking in. You think you fixed the problem. 'Til it comes right back again. And life seems like a trap. You're trying to get out. You're searching for you cheese. 'Cause you feel like mighty mouse. You're damned if you don't. You're damned if you do. You've seen all the signs. But you haven't got a clue. [CHORUS]. You are in for the ride of you life. [CHORUS]. [SPOKEN]:. We realize you have many choices and on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines. we'd like to. thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your. destination may be and remember be careful when retrieving your items as. during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your. neighbeigher's head and knock you the fuck out.... [CHORUS].