Wrote a song it was wrong from it`s very first conception. Seemed I struggled on every line. It wasn`t fast wasn`t pretty wasn`t serious or witty. The song that didn`t rhyme. The band couldn`t wing it the singer couldn`t sing it. The Drummer's always out of time. The DJ`s were offended my union card suspended. Billboard declared it a crime. The melody blows in a key that no one can find. The lyrics don`t flow but I can`t get it out of my mind. A three minute waste of your time. On a song that didn`t rhyme. It was bland it was boring all the groupies there were snoring. The first time we played it live. All the record guys got fired the president retired. But somehow the song survived. The melody blows in a key that no one can find. The lyrics don`t flow but I can`t get it out of my mind. The melody blows in a key that no one can find. The lyrics don`t flow but I can`t get it out of my mind. A three minute waste of your time. No redeeming value of any kind. But thanks for the twelve ninety nine. On a song that didn`t rhyme.