She turned the night light on and blew him a kiss. He stared back through his green Crayola eyes. She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc. Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize. Joining a fan club with my friends. Filling our bathtubs with teeshirts and 8 x 10's. He looks so dreamy I'm in love from afar. When I'm pickin' up a fallen star. Downstairs the late show's blastin' 'Age of the rock'. Greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the Milky Way. Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner. Singing 'Dig Down Deep'. 'Cause if you wanna go to Heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray. Joining a fan club with my pen. Filling my bathtub with holy water and amens. He looks so dreamy I'm in love from afar. When I'm pickin' up a fallen star. Shake that woody shake it for me St. Pinocchio. You've paid your money now watch that money grow. Joining a fan club best be warned. He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns. We'd be so dreamy sharing his black caviar. While I'm pickin' up a fallen star. Joining a fan club is a big mistake. I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate. I wished I'd loved him before fate crashed his car. Say a prayer for the fallen star.. By Felipe S.C