(Rod Stewart / Gary Grainger). I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler. It's Friday night I'm all alone still a bachelor. She said she'd call me when she'd finished work. Haven't heard a word all day. I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali. (Attractive female wanted). I ain't asking a great deal just a female to move in with me. (Attractive female wanted). I'll share all my records toothbrush and car. and color TV honestly. A single girl for my single bed is my remedy. (Attractive female wanted). She doesn't have to be a movie star. cover of a magazine. She can work in a garage all day. in the evening some canteen. I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes. It's embarrassing. (Attractive female wanted). I've had no complaints. but obviously you've guessed. no compliments. (Attractive female wanted). Won't someone please answer my prayers. before I'm old and grey. (Attractive female wanted). I've been lonely too long. all of my family think I'm gay. She doesn't have to be a movie star. cover of magazine. She can work in a garage all day. in the evening some canteen. Attractive female wanted. Active female wanted. I may get drunk stink like a skunk. but she'll look after me. (Attractive female wanted). Put me to bed ease my aching head. and made fuss of me. You know what I gonna do. Think I'll write a letter. to Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially. Dear Sir. A single girl for my single bed is my remedy.