Written By LeRoy P. Marinell Waddy Wachtel and Warren Zevon. c. 1991 Zevon Music administered by Warner-Tamerlane Publishing corp. LeadsheetlandBMI/Tiny Tunes ASCAP. I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone. I said Buddy I'm afraid to be alone. 'Cause I got some weird ideas in my head. About things to do in Denver when you're dead. I was working on a steak the other day. And I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe. Dressed in black tossing back a shot of rye. Finding things to do in Denver when you die. You won't need a cab to find a priest. Maybe you should find a place to stay. Some place where they never change the sheets. And you just roll around Denver all day. LeRoy says there's something you should know. Not everybody has a place to go. And home is just a place to hang your head. And dream of things to do in Denver when you're dead. You won't need a cab to find a priest. Maybe you should find a place to stay. Some place where they never change the sheets. And you just roll around Denver all day. You just roll around Denver all day.