Lil Dicky ooh. Mustard on the beat ho. I woke up Chris Breezy oh my god I'm the man (oh shit). I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa whoa shit). There's tattoos on my neck (oh oh). I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip blip). I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah). Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah I do). Holy shit I got a kid (oh). Ohh I can sing so well. Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?). Wait can I really say the n-word?. What up my nigga? (woo) What up my nigga?. Big ups my nigga we up my nigga. You pussy ass nigga man fuck y'all niggas. 'Cause I'm that nigga nigga nigga nigga. I'm that nigga. I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah). Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday. But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways. (Oh yeah oh yeah). I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday. Yeah it's Freaky Friday. I'm in Chris Brown's body. I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black. (Ring ring) What the fuck?. I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?). Ugh what the fuck?. This shit is real weak. How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?. Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name. (whoa). Ain't no paparazzi fla. shing pictures this is great (whoa). Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black. or my controversial past. I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo). Ayy I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool). Why his momma calling all the time?. Leave me the fuck alone bitch. Wait if I'm in Dicky's body Breezy is who?. Hope my daughter's in school. Fuck if I was Chris Brown where would I be?. What would I do?. I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah). Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday. But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways. (Oh yeah oh yeah). I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday. Yeah it's Freaky Friday. I'm in Chris Brown's body. I look at my soft dick with delight it's my dream dick. If I was Lil Dicky in my body where would I be?. I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk. I'm balling on the court oh my god I can dunk. Snap a flick of my junk. My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck. Now I'm at the club I talked my way into getting in. I look up in the VIP my goodness there I am. I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in. I don't know who that is. Wait who the fuck he think he is?. Took a glass bottle shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo). Walked up to that motherfucker. Wait think it through for a sec. If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself. But wait I love myself. That was the key now we're switching back. I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah). Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday. But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways. (I can't believe). I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday. Lil Dicky: Wait what the fuck?. Ed Sheeran: And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body. It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was. Lil Dicky: What the fuck again?. DJ Khaled: I'm DJ Khaled. Why am I yelling?. Kendall Jenner: Huh I'm Kendall Jenner. I got a vagina I'm gonna explore that right now (woo woo). Holy shit I got a vagina (uh)  I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman