Two shots of happy one shot of sad. You think I'm no good well I know I've been bad.. Took you to a place now you can't get back.. Two shots of happy one shot of sad.. Walked together down a dead-end street. We were mixing the bitter with the sweet.. Don't try to figure out what we might have had.. Just two shots of happy one shot of sad.. I'm just a singer some say a sinner. Rolling the dice not always a winner.. You say I've been lucky well hell I made my own. Not part of the crowd not feeling alone.. Under pressure but not bent out of shape. Surrounded we always found an escape.. Drove me to drink but hey that's not all bad.. Two shots of happy one shot of sad.. Guess I've been greedy all of my life. Greedy with my children my lovers and my wife.. Greedy for the good things as well as the bad.. Two shots of happy one shot of sad.. Maybe it's just talk saloon singing. The chairs are all stacked the swingers stopped. swinging.. You say I hurt you you put the finger on yourself. Then after you did it you came crying for my help.. Two shots of happy one shot of sad.. I'm not complaining baby I'm glad.. You call it compromise well what's that?. Two shots of happy one shot of sad.. Two shots of happy one shot of sad.