Announcer:. Meet Eddie 23 years old.. Fed up with life. and the way things are going. he decides to rob a liquor store. (I can't take this no more I can't take it no more homes). But on his way in. he has a sudden change of heart.. And suddenly. his conscience comes into play. (Shit is mine I gotta do this...gotta do this). Dr. Dre: Alright stop! (Huh?). Now before you walk in the door. Of this liquor store. And try to get money out the drawer. You'd better think of the consequence (But who are you?). I'm your motherfuckin' conscience. Eminem: That nonsense.. Go in and gaffle the money. and run to one of your aunt's cribs.. And borrow her damn dress. And one of her blonde wigs.. Tell her you need a place to stay. You'll be safe for days. If you shave your legs. With Rene's razor blade. Dr. Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through. Like it's supposed to. The whole neighbourhood knows you. And they'll expose you.. Think about before you walk in the door first.. Look at the store clerk. She's older then George Burns.. Eminem: Fuck that.. Do that shit.. Shoot that bitch. Can you afford to blow this shit?. Are you that rich?. Why you give a fuck if she dies?. Are you that bitch?. You really think *she* gives a fuck. If you have kids?. Dr. Dre: Man don't do it.. It's not worth it. To risk it. (You're right). Not over this shit. (Stop). Drop the biscuit. (I will). Don't even listen to Slim yo.. He's bad for you. (Eminem: You know what Dre?. I don't like your attitude.). [sound of static]. ("It's all right c'mon just come in here for a minute"). ("Mmm I don't know"). ("Look baby..."). ("Damn!"). ("Yo it's gonna be all right right?"). ("Well okay..."). Announcer:. Meet Stan 21 years old (Give me a kiss). After meeting a young girl at a rave party. thing's start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.. Once again his conscience comes into play...(Shit!). Eminem: Now listen to me.. While you're kissin' her cheek. And smearin' her lipstick slip this in her drink.. Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.... (Dr. Dre: Yo this girl's only 15 years old.. You shouldn't take advantage of her. That's not fair.). Yo look at her bush...Does it got hair? (Uh-huh.). Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare.. 'Till she passes out. And she forgot how she got there.. (Dr. Dre: Man ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?). No but I seen a porno with some Sundoobiest!.. (Dr. Dre: Shit you wanna get hauled off to jail?). Man fuck that. Hit that shit raw dawg and bail.... [sound of static]. [pickup idling radio playing]. Announcer:. Meet Grady a 29 year-old construction worker.. After coming home from a hard day's work. He walks in the door of his trailer park home. To find his wife in bed with another man.. (Grady:What The Fuck?!?!). Dr. Dre: Alright calm down.. Relax start breathin'.... Eminem: Fuck that shit.. You just caught this bitch cheatin'.. While you at work she's with some dude. Tryin' to get off?. Fuck slittin' her throat!. Cut This Bitche'S Head Off!!!. Dr Dre: Wait What if there's an explanation for this shit.. (Eminem: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!). Alright Shady.. Maybe he's right Grady.. But think about the baby. Before you get all crazy.. Eminem: Okay! thought about it. Still wanna stab her?. Grab her by the throat. Get you're daughter and kidnap her?. That's what I did.. Be smart don't be a retard.. You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?. Dr. Dre: What did you say?. (Eminem: What's wrong?. Didn't think I'd remember?). I'ma kill you motherfucker!. Eminem: Ah-ah. Temper temper!. Mr. Dre?. Mr. N.W.A?. Mr. Ak coming straight outta Compton. Y'all better make way?. How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?. Dr. Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went.. Been there done that...Aw fuck it...What am I sayin'?. Shoot 'em both Grady where's your gun at?. [gun fires is cocked and refired]