I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle. I laid the bait and then she took the tackle. Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster. Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter. I never met a girl that was too finicky. If the press has their way then they're going to finish me. You might know this but you've never been this see. If I ate spinach then I'd be called Spinach D. I shed light like cats shed fur. Ride around town like Raymond Burr. I'm so high that they call me Your Highness. If you don't know me then pardon my shyness. I live in the Village wherever I go I walk to. Keepin' my friends around so I have someone to talk to. I play my music loud because you know it's got clout to it. It's a trip it's got a funky beat and I can bug out to it.