My Dad's Gone Crazy. Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?. Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!. Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me?. Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy. There's no mountain I can't climb. there's no tower too high. no plane that I can't learn how to fly what do. I gotta do to get through to you. to show you there ain't nothin'. I can't take this chainsaw to?. Fuckin' brains brawn and brass balls. I cut'em off and got'em pickled and. Bronzed in a glass jar. Inside of a hall. with my framed autographed sunglasses. With Elton John's name. on my Glaad wall. I'm out the closet I've been lyin'. My ass off All this time. me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off. (Suck it Marshall) .. So tell Laura and her husband to back off. before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off. And launch one at these Russians and that's all blow. every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off.. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?. Hailie tell 'em baby (My Dad's Lost It!). There's really nothin' else to say. I... I can't explain it. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). A little help from Hailie Jade. Won't you tell 'em baby. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me. I think my dad's gone crazy. There's no one on earth that can save me not even Hailie. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). It's like my mother always told me. Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana. and codeine and goddammit you little muthafucker. if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'. ·... uh fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin' dick. chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks. per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin'. Gospel record. I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch. eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face with. A clit ring. in my nose then quit bringin' my flows quit givin' me. My ammo.. Can't you see why I'm so mean?. If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M. O.. I wouldn't have to go eenee meenee meini mo. Catch a homo by his toe man I don't know no more am. I the only fuckin' one who's. Normal any more?. (Hailie: Dad). There's really nothin' else to say. I... I can't explain it. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). A little help from Hailie Jade. Won't you tell 'em baby. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me. I think my dad's gone crazy. There's no one on earth that can save me not even Hailie. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). My songs can make you cry. Take you by surprise at the same time. Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme. see what you're seein' is a genius at work. Which to me isn't work so it's easy to. Misinterpret it at first cus. when I speak it's tongue-in-cheek. I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue. I'd slice my gums get struck by fuckin' lightning. Twice. At once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son. And walk around the rest of my life spit on. And kicked and hit with shit everytime. I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on.. More pain inside of my brain than. The eyes of a little girl. Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade. Standin' on Ronnie's grave. Screamin' at the sky till clouds gather. It's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and. That's pretty much the gist of it the parents. are pissed but the kids love it.. 9 millimeter heater stashed. In 2 seaters with meat cleavers. I don't blame you. I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither. There's really nothin' else to say. I... I can't explain it. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). A little help from Hailie Jade. Won't you tell 'em baby. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me. I think my dad's gone crazy. There's no one on earth that can save me not even Hailie. (Hailie: I think my dad's gone crazy). Crazy. (Hailie: Ha Ha Ha. You're Funny Daddy! )