I'm nuclear infected. I really don't mind. I just go out when the sun goes down. And have a real good time.. I can clear out any ballgame. In a minute and a half. Just show up - glow up. And have a real good laugh. When I'm happy I glow yellow. When I'm sad I glow blue. And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you. I'm nuclear infected. Really ain't that bad. In fact it's about the best time. I guess I ever had. I'm nuclear infected. Looking for a mate. So slip on something lead babe. And go out on a date. When I'm happy I glow yellow. When I'm sad I glow blue yeah. And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you. Nuclear infected....... don't make me angry. Nuclear infected....... don't make shake. Nuclear infected....... don't get me to sneeze. Nuclear infected....... that's a big mistake. I want to live on Three Mile Island. Where things are clean and neat. 'Cause we don't have no health freaks. Clutterin' up our streets. I'm nuclear infected I need something to eat. A China Syndrome Salad with plutonium and cheese.. When I'm happy I glow yellow. When I'm sad I glow blue. And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you.