Ho ho ho oh little train my little elf another great Christmas.. Ah man it's boring it's boring same thing every year. so let's have a funky Christmas!. Have a funky funky Christmas have a funky funky Christmas.. New Kids On The Block let's rock it's Christmas time.. We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme.. Danny D are you ready? - Ready as I'll ever be. Steady - you know Joey Joe is ready. Jordan and Jon yeah come on we got a funky funky Christmas going on.. Have a funky.... Funky Christmas and a funky new year I swear we got ourselves a party here. Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door. Should I stop - nah cool - here's more of this song a funky Christmas melody. 'cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy. Throw your hands in the air pause kick the ballistics Santa Claus. Have a funky.... Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve. I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe. St. Nick by the fireplace dusting off his head with a frown on his face. He said hay - said what - he said you - I said what. He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt. so now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down. so Santa won't get burned. Have a funky.... Have a funky.... Slipping and sliding through the city streets. I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat. it's Danny D I'm here with Christmas cheer. no feeling to end the party of the year. it's going I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing. it's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing. Santa's on the way sleigh bells are ringing swinging everybody start singing. Have a funky..... It's Christmas can you swing this?. Funky dope jam top on your Christmas list do you dig this?. Boy there ain't no twist just something you wish for and you almost missed huh. Funky Christmas and a Happy New Year how could you be booing it. with Donnie D doing it?. Have a funky..... Ho ho ho this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf little Joe. Yeah merry Christmas merry Christmas we gonna kick the ballistics