Valentine's Day. Wish I had a sweetheart. It's Valentine's Day. Didn't even get a stinkin' card. It's Valentine's Day. I just have to say. I hate Valentine's Day. It's Valentine's Day. And I didn't get no chocolate. It's Valentine's Day. If I had a heart I'd hock it. It's Valentine's Day. All I have to say. I hate Valentine's Day. It's Valentine's Day. And I hope it finds you healthy. It's Valentine's Day. I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (?). It's Valentine's Day. I just love to say. I hate fuckin' Valentine's Day.