[Intro]. ['Big Worm' talking]. Yeah that's cool. Er everything closed so we just. We might as well just go straight to the hotel. And just get some rest. Let me slide this dick up on in ya. [Verse 1]. [Ice Cube]. If I was fucking you right about now. You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah). Have to go brag to your fucking crew. On how this rap nigga dick you down. Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down. Who this bitch nigga wit' you now?. Do we know about your X-files?. And your sex styles?. And all the niggaz that you think about fucking. And all the shit you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (hahaha). [K-Mac]. If I was fucking you shit it'd be like drama (yeah). And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac). So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright. You're cute as fuck plus that ass is tight (hype). Get the fuck on 'fore these niggaz start to fight. I can see it in your eyes you wanna fuck tonight. Give Herden everything she got a fool in love (fool). Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club. [Mr Short Khop]. If I was fucking you I'd be pakin the piss. The horny weight dick gettin' laid is for chips. Bitch I'm tryina' make grits. Him in with the trojan pack 'o six. Hin the gin and juice the mix. No time to pause gots to drop draws. Prep through a half spankin' breakin' down walls. With tactics nigga used two proper lactics (double-up). Hit the twat chopper style. Bang it up back (echo). [Chorus]. If I was fucking you (echo). (overlapping) ooh oo yeah a ahh uhh uh come on. [Verse 2]. [Ice Cube]. If I was fucking you you'd be like fuck everybody. Kill this pussy yours. Washin' dishes rubbin' floors. Doin' chores for a nigga. Open doors for a nigga. Ridin' shotgun holdin' forty-fours for a nigga. At the motelly got you on your belly. In come morcelli. Niggaz calling K-Mac bitches calling Kelly. Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli hit the lights. So we can try to reform these potential dites. [K-Mac]. If I was fucking you you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah). Buying nigga shit that you don't even know (mm). Credit card maxed out. Bank account tapped out. Writin' bad cheques (hahaha). When I call you break your neck. You do whatever please me runnin' burs while I take it easy. Will as you do whatever live your life just to please me. These buster-ass niggaz make the shit so easy. (He was fucking me?) for sheazly. [Mr Short Khop]. If I was fucking you I'd let the homies fuck too. Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through. Hey you feenin'. cooch screamin' heatin' cleanin'. Tag-teamin' suckin' semen (echo). Keep it low put it in your grill cos you love me. With video footage of you giving nigga scully (got you). Hold it till you've chocked off the bitched and got got. And roll one to smoke grab my shit and shake my spot. (Chorus). (Intro). ['Big Worm' talking]. Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha. Ango urgin' probably be vomiting dick for a week though. Suckin' on semen hahahahahahah....