[Elijah Kelly opening]. Excuse me! Excuse me! I have returned!. I bought a Lady Gaga but she sold me a fake. All my money looks great. Hahaha. I want the real Gaga. Can't fake it gotta make it. The real Gaga. I want the... Poker Face. Won't fake it gotta make. Want the real Gaga. You see the real Gaga comes complete. with 5 number 1 singles. And the best part is she has her own disco stick. Hahaha. And she has no soul. Hahaha. I'll take it. [Lady Gaga]. I just wanna hold em' like they do in Texas plays. Fold em' let em' hit me. raise it baby stay with me ooh yeah. LoveGame intuition. Play the cards with spades to start. And after he's been hooked. I'll play the one that's on his heart. (Mum mum mum mah)  (Mum mum mum mah). (Mum mum mum mah)  (Mum mum mum mah). I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas plays (Ay). Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me. (I love it). LoveGame intuition play the cards with spades to start. And after he's been hooked. I'll play the one that's on his heart. Oh woah oh oh oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh. I'll get him hot show him what I've got. Can't read my can't read my. No he can't read my poker face. (She got me like nobody). Can't read my can't read my. No he can't read my poker face. (She got me like nobody). P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face. (Mum mum mum mah). P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face. (Mum mum mum mah). [Dancers]. What's going on?. [Elijah Kelly]. Everyone is going goo goo for Gaga!. [Lady Gaga]. Stop! No!. [Elijah Kelly]. Her mind controlling pop music is ruining my business. [Lady Gaga]. No!. [Elijah Kelly]. Take her away. She's a monster. she's a monster she's a monster. She's turnin' on you to the monster. She's a monster she's a monster she's a monsteer. [Lady Gaga]. Take my picture Hollywood. I'm gonna be a star!. I can't believe what you said to me. Last night when we were alone. [Elton John]. You threw your hands up. Baby you gave up you gave up. [Lady Gaga]. I can't believe how you looked at me. With your James Dean glossy eyes. [Elton John]. oh in your tight jeans with your long hair. And your cigarette stained lies. I know that it's complicated. [Lady Gaga]. But I'm a loser in love so baby. [Elton John]. Raise a glass to mend. [Lady Gaga]. All the broken hearts. Of all my wrecked up friends. [Elton John]. Oh I'll never talk again. Oh boy you've left me speechless. You've left me speechless so speechless. [Lady Gaga]. And I'll never love again. Oh friend you've left me speechless. You've left me speechless so speechless. And you can tell everybody. [Elton John]. Oh this is your song. [Lady Gaga]. I hope you don't mind. [Elton john]. I hope you don't mind. And after all the boys and girls that we've been through. [Lady Gaga]. Would you give it all up?. [Elton John]. Could you give it all up?. [Lady Gaga]. If I promise boy to you. [Elton John]. And you can tell everybody this is your song. [Lady Gaga]. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope you don't mind. [Elton John]. I hope you don't mind that I put down in words. How wonderful life is with Gaga in the world. [Lady Gaga]. Oh I'll never write a song. Won't won't won't even sing along. Thank you love you. Sir Elton John. So speechless