After one whole quart of brandy. Like a daisy I'm awake. With no bromo-seltzer handy. I don't even shake. Men are not a new sensation. I've done pretty well I think. But this half-pint imitation. Put me on the blink. I'm wild again beguiled again. A simpering whimpering child again. Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I. Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep. When love came and told me I shouldn't sleep. Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I. Lost my heart but what of it. He is cold I agree. He can laugh but I love it. Although the laugh's on me. I'll sing to him each spring to him. And long for the day when I'll cling to him. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I. He's a fool and don't I know it. But a fool can have his charms. I'm in love and don't I show it. Like a babe in arms. Love's the same old sad sensation. Lately I've not slept a wink. Since this half-pint imitation. Put me on the blink. I've sinned a lot I'm mean a lot. But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I. I'll sing to him each spring to him. And worship the trousers that cling to him. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I. When he talks he is seeking. Words to get off his chest. Horizontally speaking he's at his very best. Vexed again perplexed again. Thank God I can be oversexed again. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I. Wise at last my eyes at last. Are cutting you down to your size at last. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - no more. Burned a lot but learned a lot. And now you are broke so you earned a lot. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - no more. Couldn't eat was dispeptic. Life was so hard to bear. Now my heart's antiseptic. Since you moved out of there. Romance finis. Your chance finis. Those ants that invaded my pants finis. Bewitched bothered and bewildered - no more