If God was a woman. With long blond hair. Would you kneel at her altar. And offer her prayer. Could she be your addiction. Could she make you sin. If God was a woman. And you were her man. If God was a woman. Would you be impressed. If she showed up in high heels. And a pretty red dress. Would you make a donation. Or would you draw the line. Would you yield to temptation. Or savor her wine. If God was a woman. She'd come like an angel. Or a devil in disguise. When she left in the morning. Would you lose your religion. Or kiss your faith goodbye goodbye. If God was a woman. If God was a woman. Tell me who could we blame. Would she make Jesus righteous. Or completely insane. If God was a woman. Would she kiss and tell. Would we wind up in heaven. Or would we all burn in hell. If God was a woman. She'd come like an angel. Or a devil in disguise oh yeah. And if she left in the morning. Would you lose your religion. Or kiss your faith goodbye goodbye. If God was a woman. And you were her man yeah. If God was a woman. Would she come like an angel. Or a devil in disguise oh yeah. When she left in the morning. Would you lose your religion. Or kiss your faith goodbye goodbye. If God was a woman. We'd all burn in hell. If God was a. Woman woman woman woman. If God was a woman. Tell me who would we blame. If God was a woman. If God was a woman. She'd drive us insane yeah