Sixteen years old looking for a hideaway. I'm a set designer my Mum and Dad. thinking I'm gay. I'm a lazy bugger but I like my sport. Like girls and music I'm happy happy sort. (of a guy). But there's one thing I'm lacking. it's sexual experience. So I ask you my sweetheart. save me from this wilderness. I've dreamed honey of a night like this. Where I come from love is. just a hole in the wall. And the steel mills ring out and generations. heed the call. And the rain never stops and the skies are grey. And the chance of romance. slim as a bright sunny day. This is partly the reason. I'm so overwhelmed and shy. Because your beauty by contrast. is gonna make a young man cry. I've dreamed honey of a night like this. I've schemed honey of a night like this. You don't know what it means to a boy from. a suburban home. To be left with a woman like you. completely alone. I've dreamed honey of a night like this. Nice place you've got here babe. never seen a house like this. Pool like an ocean bed like a football pitch. All the guys at the boozer won't believe my luck. But it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke. (than me). So here we are the record's. gotten stuck in the groove. My knees are trembling c'mon baby make a move. I've dreamed honey of a night like this. I've schemed honey of a night like this. I've dreamed I've schemed honey. of a night like this. I've dreamed honey of a night like this