One day the monkey jumps aboard one day the black dog gets you. One Day the demons write your name in blood upon a ledger. But see the sun is shining as I step down on the pike. So pretty in my uniform of anti-look-alike. And goodbye halls of academe I never could respect you. And loved ones I’ll say fare you well I surely will neglect you.. Watch Me Go. Into the wide blue yonder. Watch Me Go. Like a human cannonball. Watch Me Go. With a mighty peal of thunder. And I’ll keep shouting till they lay me low. If it wasn’t for Dalwhinnie and all his reckless crew. I never would have learned to shake my fist and hullabaloo. If it wasn’t for the company I’d be talking to myself. Inside a padded 8 by 12 all on the National Health. And friends and kind relations I’ll be writing very soon. The next time that you see me I’ll be halfway to the moon. Thank you dear Professor for refocusing our eyes. And thank you Captain Sensible so eloquent and wise. And Fotherington-Thomas now you’re singing with the choir. But you gave us beef when we had none of wood and string and wire. And for those who choose the twisty road prefer it to the straight. Let joy beat out old misery as love will conquer hate