(feat. Eminem). [Eminem]. Yo I got an idea. Let me go grab Sticky right quick. [sounds of steps]. Hey yo Stick Stick. [Sticky]. Yo Slim Shady. Yo I just had like a nightmah... Wait it wasn't like a nightmare. It was like a good dreah... Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?). Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?). Yo yo I dreamt I was white! (Ohhh). [Chorus: Eminem]. If he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?. What if he was white?. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. [Verse One: Sticky Fingaz]. Yo yo. What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?. Blond hair blue eyes the whole shibang. I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me. Pull me over for nothing constantly jockin me. (Can I get your autograph?). The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me. I wouldn't need collateral to buy property. If I was white wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor. SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store. Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something). Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job. On my own land I feel like an immigrant. If I was white I wouldn't of thought O.J. was innocent (He did it). [Chorus: Eminem]. If I was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white? (Yo think about that). What if he was white white white white he was white (for a minute). What if he was white?. What if he was (What if he was white?). white white white white white white white white white white?. (What if he was white?). What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?. What if you were white? (what if he was white?). What if he was. white white white white white (STICKyyyy what if you were white?). white white white white white?. [Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz]. If I was white. It would be a different world for me. If I was white (ummmmmmmm?) What shade would I be?. Would I be Redneck or Skinhead preppy or high class?. YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!. In any case that be the ill shit right? (Yep). But there's a good and bad side of being white. You can't say the N word without startin a fight (What's up my nigger?). Couldn't dance to a beat I'd have two left feet. Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?). Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (Nah it's true!). If I was white I would probably listen to hard rock. and cover my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh). [Chorus: Eminem]. If he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white? (What if he was white?). What if he was white white white white he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. (What if he was white?). What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What if he was white white white white he was white (ummmmmmmm?). What if he was white? (What if you were white?). What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. (What if he was white?). [Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz]. Yo yo yo if I was white. I probably wouldn't even think the same. I'd watch Tennis and Golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man). Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday. If I was white. I couldn't live around my way. And there probably would of never even been an Onyx shit. I be serice sippin vodka and tonix. Smokin on a marlboro instead of a Newport. Id live in Long Island instead of New York. If I was white I probably couldn't dunk. cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!). And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot. Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop. [Chorus: Eminem]. If he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White? (Yo you can't say that). What if he was white. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. What if you were white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?. What if he was white?. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. If he was white?. What if he was white?. What if he was white. (What would you do if you were white?). What - If - He - Was - White?. (What if you were white?). white white white white white white. (What if you were white!!!!). white white white white?. What if he was white?. What if he was white?. white white white white white?. What if he was white. white white white white white white white white?. [Eminem]. Yo what if I was white? Uhh..