Verse One:. I'm {easy} easy easy like Sunday morning. I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning. Ahhh Common's comin with that old oh excuse me. Elizabeth this is a big one I mean a dewe-dewe. Doogie Howser cause see I'm like Bowser. Kickin it with the sha-na-na-na the t-shirt and the. trousers how's the Family Ties?. I'm left with the gift open it up SUPRISE!. Big bat filet-o-fish quarter pounder french fries. Icy Coke milkshake sundaies and apple pies. And a cup? Nah that's enough of that. I'm like an indian giver yo give me that back. Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector. We be the thoroughbred so use your head play the Trifecta. Common infector smug MC heads up!. Ya better duck cause muck-a-luck it's me. [Now what's your name] Common. Come in again... Common. [How would you do it] Common. [Now how was she] Common check it out!. Common is coming soon to a theater near you. To the U-A-C crew nuff respect due. Do I do where I do when I do. I do do do yo I do it on the ease. Verse Two:. I be kickin it with the doubly-dope rhymer. I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the rhyme like Sli-mer. [Who ya gonna call?] Ghostbuster. I'm pee-wee we stole and I'm just a. Hustler I tried to scheme for a sec. But the record got wreck tried to write a bad check. So I checked myself before self got buck. wild tried to live how I had to fluctuate. To a snake and metriculate yo I had to elevate. You can tell it's great cause I'm state. of 87 the South side of Chicago. Five-oh-one come follow me yo everywhere that I go. And I know I ain't did nuthin [hell naw]. The district think I be just a lil trick kid frontin. U Ak got my back if there's any contact. In the back is a track from Immenslope soul cat. And it's phat sorta like Oprah before she lost weight. I put my rhymes in good hands hey like All State. And I'm all in a state of ease utopia. I'm the Spiderman givin bug MC's arachnaphobia. Holy-molia it's totally awesome. The survey say I gets moe skins than Richard Dawson. But I won't catch mono or no type of disease. Cause when I flex for sex I do it on the ease. Verse Three:. A lop bop a woo bop a lop bam boogie. I'm a Dr. Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper. two-steppin through yodel-le-hee-hoo!. Oui oui mon cheri a como tale vouz?. [Contraire mon frere] OK to the death. Is it true that I'm dope? {Yeahhhh!}. Yippedy yes y'all here we go a loopedy loop de loo. A hubbeda hula hoop a hubbeda alley oop to Coop. I gots the Magic but I'm not a Laker. I'm shakin-and-bakin-and-takin cause I'm the back-board. break her arm and feather whippin the wonder when she activates. Hold up! My jaws are in my crack [aight] pass the tape. Time to activate and ejaculate. This is the beauty of where I'm in a state. I meant to say demonstrate. I'm in a state where I've had too much eight ball. In the corner pocket count em buck it. A chicken a finger-lickin with a finger-bone. C'mon I'm on a roll stippedy stutter-roll. Owah-owah-owah-owah Ayatoll. of Khomein my domain is infinite. Ya got trouble well you need to get some dick. and to the hip-hop shop the future shock. When we started kickin on the one two and ya don't stop. But the buck stops here buckaroo. Ya got your instructions now you know what to do. Take it easy.