[chorus x2 ]. Deuce. It's christmas in hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's chanukah in inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura lets get drunk. J-Dog and Charlie Scene. Just a little story about last christmas. About some bad kids who were full of wishes. We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin. The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin. Little timmy stole from 7-11. So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens. We drank in his room with some dude named kevin. But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents. Zack got caught with a bottle of jack. So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack. He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack. So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!!!. It's charlie scene got egg nog in my flask. The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped. Like oh my god is that saint nick?. Kids give me your list like its the 25th. Been accused of being a bad kid. But I get presents as is. Cause mrs. clause just myspace'd me. I blew off a date on christmas eve.. So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice. You might still get a rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice. So write your list and never have no fear. Have a hollywood christmas and an undead new year!!!!. Fuck yeah!!!. Deuce. It's christmas in hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's chanukah in inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura lets get drunk. Johnny 3 Tears and Da Kurlzz. Bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.. Good kids bad and even da kurlzz.. We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.. So I checked my phone and santa had called.. He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.. He said that his jolly ass needed some help.. He said christmas aint a gang but a way of life.. "if you guide my sleigh I'll let you fuck my wife.". So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle. Funnier than fuck you can ask chris kringle.. So we all took flight but something was fishy.. He asked for road head and started to kiss me.. Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.. Instead of bags of presents he had bags of dildo's.. I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.. It wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.. When we found out he started to pout.. I took my bandana and I choked him out.. I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.. Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.. I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest. Met a lot of jeff's but this one was shadiest.. When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.. So if you don't like christmas fuck you bitch!!!. Deuce. It's christmas in hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's chanukah in inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura lets get drunk. Lets get drunk (x5). It's christmas in hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's chanukah in inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura lets get drunk. Lets get drunk. It's christmas in hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's chanukah in inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura lets get drunk