An elaborate tale. So convincingly real. Things can seem so amazing. til you get up close. And see theyre no big deal. Like the stars in the sky. Or the one on the stage. Just a big ball of gas. And a regular guy. Fresh out of minimum wage. In a jackalope space. On a jackalope high. Im staring you down. Creepy jackalope eye. Many things in this life. Are not what they appear. Yeah I look like a hare. But if you stop and you stare. Im related to a deer. I got a jackalope face. Im a jackalope guy. And Im staring you down. Creepy jackalope eye. Is it so hard to imagine. Is it so hard to believe. Something so outrageous. Something so far fetched. Well how bout adam and eve?. I know you gotta have faith. I know the need to hope. But the truth is always in place. Its right in front of my face. The mighty jackalope. (yeah). In a jackalope space. On a jackalope high. Im staring you down. Creepy jackalope. And Im staring down. Creepy jackalope. And Im staring you down. Creepy jackalope eye. Freaky jackalope eye. Creepy jackalope eye. Creepy jackalope eye