Doing my best to stay healthy. Few of my words are obscene. Eating working walking talking sleeping. Should be my daily routine. But I've got a secret agenda. I miss you so much I'm a mess. I float away like a cloud in trousers. And land in a state of undress. I go up I go down. I go crazy when you're not around. I go up I go down. I go crazy when you're not around. I've been seen in some secret locations. Making the most of my charm. With a range of intoxications. Causing some serious harm. I go up I go down. I go crazy when you're not around. I go up I go down. I go crazy when you're not around. Down and up and down and up and down and up. and down and up and down and up.... I don't get home til the morning. I sleep all day to prepare. For another night of desperate housewives. I need someone here when you're there. I go up I go down. I go crazy when you're not around. I go up I go down. I go crazy when you're not around. I go up up up. I go down down down. Baby when you coming home?. I go up up up. I go down down down. Ah you know I hate being alone!