It was Christmas Eve I was standin' in the parking lot. of "Fabulous Girls Nude - Nude - Nude". In the car next to me there was a young lady givin' a blow-job. to a man in a Santa Claus suit. His beard was crooked his hat askew. Embarrassed I turned to go. When from the back seat of that Mazda I heard somebody shout "Oh Baby don't. stop". And a merry "Ho-ho-ho". When I walked inside I ordered a beer and a double shot of whisk. And in three minutes I had fallen in love. The DJ announced "Ladies and gentlemen from Forth Worth Texas: Lady Godiva". And I sat and worshipped 'neath the angel above. At the end of her set she brushed her hair. Came and sat on the stool to my right. And said "Will you buy me a drink?". My heart beats fast my trousers grew tight. And wittily I replied "Uhhh....". She showed me a picture of her kid. Said during the day she's an art student. She dances six nights a week for slobs and idiots like this. Of course present company excluded.. On Donner on Dancer on Comet on Blitzen. I'm lost in the valley of the supervixens. Worshippin' at the feet of the goddess above. I'm a pilgrim in the temple of love ma just a pilgrim in the temple. of love. Well then Santa came stumblin' in and somebody shouted. "Hey Santa where's your elves?". He sat down on the stool to my left. And the bartender took a vodka bottle of the shelf. He asked if Mrs. Claus had called. To tell her he worked on the late shift at the mall. And he was sorry but he just got through. I turned and I asked him:. "How's the kid this year Santa?". Beneath his breath he whispered "A merry fuck you". Well then the owner come over and he was a short gfat ugly guy. With a funny kind of pushed-in face. He shook my hand and said it was the first time. They'd ever had a real superstar in this place. Lady Godiva bought me a few drinks. And words came out of my mouth. What they were I couldn't guess. But it was something about showgirls lapdancing motley crue. You can guess the rest. Well I walked outside snow was falling. I had some toys to put together - it was Christmas time. Santa followed me into the parking lot. And threw up on the hood of the car next to mine. I gave him my handkerchief pulled out onto the highway. And as I sat at the light. I swear I saw a sleigh with a dozen of reindeers. Pull up out of the parking lot and cut across the mall. And a voice shouted "Merry Christmas to all you assholes. and to all a good fucking night!".