Wake up major a stitch on your hat. You fell out of bed and then you landed in the cash. So what's in your diary today?. Call on your main man. What can he do for you?. Hang's out with stupid so you can tell him what to do. Major this is your day. Living alone in a jar. Never gets you very far. He can read your mind. Make you feel alright. Sgt Major knows what you want. He knows what you are. One day you'll be a star. Yeah the Major knows what you want. Take out your paper and throw it away. Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say. And Major this is your way. The Major is drownin coz he opened his mouth. Starts to explain it but nothin's comin out. Major what can you say?. I hope that you like who you are. Coz living alone in a jar. Never gets you very far. He can read your mind. Make you feel alright. Sgt Major knows what you want. He knows what you are. One day you'll be a star. Yeah the Major knows what you want. I know you think that you made it. I know what I meant to say. While you looked in the mirror. I was gettin away. To you there is nothing to say. He can read your mind. Make you feel alright. Sgt Major knows what you want. He knows what you are. One day you'll be a star. Yeah the Major knows what you want. wooohooo. wooohooo