The car won't start--It's Falling apart. I was late for work and the boss got smart. My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose. My hair went flat--man I hate that (hate that). Just when I thought things couldn't get worse. I realized I forgot my purse. With all this stress--I must confess. This could be worse than PMS. BRIDGE:. This job ain't worth the pay. Can't wait 'til the end of the day. Honey I'm on my way. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!. CHORUS:. Honey I'm home and I had a hard day. Pour me a cold one and oh by the way. Rub my feet gimme something to eat. Fix me up my favorite treat. Honey I'm back my head's killing me. I need to relax and watch TV. Get off the phone--give the dog a bone. Hey! Hey! Honey I'm home!. I broke a nail opening the mail. I cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell. This job's a pain--it's so mundane. It sure don't stimulate my brain. (BRIDGE). (CHORUS). Oh rub my neck will you. (CHORUS). I'm home that feels much better. .