( Nanker Phelge). Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.. Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.. But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway. Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am. Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am. I'm an under assistant west coast promo man. Well I promo groups when they come into town. Well I promo groups when they come into town. Well they laugh at my toupee they're sure to put me down. Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am. Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am. I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band. Yeah I'm sharp. I'm really really sharp. I sure do earn my pay. Sitting on the beach every day yeah. I'm real real sharp yes I am. I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit. Yes I have. Here comes the bus uh oh. I though I had a dime. Where's my dime. I know I have a dime somewhere. I'm pretty sure.........