Got an email at 22. Told me I could be a star. On a plane for the first time. I couldn't wait to start. Landed at Jfk. Father Christmas picked me up. Checked in to a dream hotel and I thought. "There's no such thing as luck". I walked in to my interview. And I thought "There's no such thing as luck". And oh if I only knew then what I know now. I'd stand like a one-man band and I'd say. All this is new to me but. Here's how it's gonna be. And I'd say. "Hey there is more to me than meets the eye. Let me be who I wanna be". And I'd say. "Hey I'm an oddity and that's all right. Let me fly and follow my dreams". Then I'd say. "Hey thanks for the weekend. A good time was had by all". And I'd say. "Hey thanks for the weekend. I ain't a smooth-talker but thanks for the Fiji water". Dinner under a palm tree. I had so much on my mind. Amazed by the bright lights. I stayed up half the night. And boy I took a leap of faith. With nowhere else to go but up. I walked in to my interview. And I thought. "There's no such thing as luck". And oh if I only knew then what I know now. I'd stand like a one man band and I'd say. All this is new to me but here's how it's gonna be. And I'd say. "Hey there is more to me than meets the eye. Let me be who I wanna be". And I'd say. "Hey I'm an oddity and that's alright. Let me fly and follow my dreams". And I'd say. "Hey thanks for the weekend. A good time was had by all". And I'd say. "Hey thanks for the weekend. I ain't a spin doctor but thanks for the offer. And by the way. Hey thanks for the weekend. You know I had a ball". And I'd say. "Hey thanks for the weekend. I ain't a smooth-talker but thanks for the Fiji Water". Thanks for the Fiji Water. I laughed when I got back home and I thought. "There's no such thing as luck"