Dear penis. I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave. Now all you do is stare at the floor. Ohh Dear penis. I dont like you anymore. It used to be you and me. A papertowel and a dirty magazine. That's all we needed to be getting by. Now it seems things have changed. And I think that you're the one to blame. Dear penis. I don't think I like you anymore. He sings:. Dear Rodney. I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinking. You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney. I don't like you anymore. Why can't we just get a grip. on our man to hand relationship. Come to terms truly how we feel. If we put our heads together. We just stay home forever. Dear penis I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney. While you're shaving shave my balls. By bolO x)