[The Pogues' Version]. ------------------------------------. . Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan. "Will ye go to the Waxies dargle?". Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan. "I haven't got a farthing.. I went up to Monto town. To see Uncle McArdle. But he wouldn't give me a half a crown. For to go to the Waxies dargle.". What will ya have?!. I'll have a pint!. I'll have a pint with you Sir!. And if one of ya' doesn't order soon. We'll be chucked out of the boozer!. Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan. "Will ye go to the Galway races?". Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan. "I'll hawk me aul' man's braces.. I went up to Capel Street. To the Jewish moneylenders. But he wouldn't give me a couple of bob. For the aul' man's red suspenders.". . Chorus. . Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan. "We got no beef or mutton. If we went up to Monto town. We might get a drink for nuttin'". Here's a nice piece of advice. I got from an aul' fishmonger:. "When food is scarce and you see the hearse. You'll know you have died of hunger.". Chorus x2. . [Waxie's Dargle]. ------------------------------------------. . Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan. "Will ye come to the Waxies dargle?". Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan. "Sure I haven't got a farthing.. I've just been down to Monto town. To see Uncle McArdle. But he didn't have half a crown. For to go to the Waxies dargle.". What are ye having will ye have a pint?. Yes I'll have a pint with you sir. And if one of us doesn't order soon. We'll be thrown out of the boozer.. Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan. "Will ye come to the Galway races?". Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan. "With the price of my aul' lad's braces.. I went down to Capel Street. To the Jew man moneylenders. But they wouldn't give me a couple of bob on. My aul' lad's suspenders.". . Chorus. . Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan. "We have no beef or mutton. But if we go down to Monto town. We might get a drink for nuttin'". Here's a piece of good advice. I got from an aul' fishmonger:. "When food is scarce and you see the hearse. You'll know you have died of hunger..