Stagecoach lady hourglass body. Makin' thinks glow in the night. Well she would if she could. And she'd be good if she would. Only tell her lover she be out tonight. 'Cause I'm a bad. A lonely school boy. And I'm a rat. And it's too bad. Can't get me none of that. Salt Lake City salt-lickin' bitties. Bogies turn stinkin' of gin. Well my daddy was hard. His face was pretty scarred. From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win. 'Cause I'm a bad. A lonely school boy. And I'm a rat. And it's too bad. Can't get me none of that. It's too bad. It's too bad. Can't get me none of that. Loose old lady. My mama Katie. Chivalry was born at her feet. Well she should have thought twice. When pa showed his dice. At night she put my daddy to sleep. 'Cause I'm a bad. A lonely school boy. And I'm a rat. And it's too bad. Can't get me none of that. It's too bad. Lord it's too bad. I said it's too bad. Lord it's too bad