[Santa]. Ho Ho Ho. So many christmas letters. So many wishes. Lucy wants a squeezy doll. Jimmy wants a moon rocket. Oh this list's rather long.... [Sum 41]. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. yah. [Jack Black]. Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you. 'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want. I know I've been naughty. But cut me some slack. 'Cause theres alotta cool shit I want. So heres my list-a. So check it a twice-a. I want:. A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front. I want:. A Motley Crue lunch box. Filled with sticky buns. I wanna see-through jump suit. That fits me tight. I want all the Beetles copyrights. I wanna chop Florida off the map. I want Pamala Anderson's speedo top!. Here ya go Santa. That's my Christmas list. That's all the cool shit I want. But wait a minute Santa. Here's some things I missed. There's still alotta cool shit I want. So here's my list-a. So check it a twice-a. I want:. A time machine and a BB gun. I want:. A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun. I want:. To party naked on a school bus full of nuns. I want:. A bumper pool table. And a robot pelican. There ya go Santa. I'm sure you'll agree that. There's some really cool shit I want. I know I've been naughty. But I gaurentee. That I deserve every single one. So take my list-a. And check it a twice-a. I know i've been naughty. But life aint nice-a. Please i still-a. Need some more shit-a. I want:. I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt. I want:. A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt. I want:. A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks. I want:. All the cool shit I want!