Older Guy. I had a birthday my oh my. I turned into an older guy. And older guy is what the girls will say. (When they) try to tell their mom and dad. That maybe it won't be so bad. At least he's got a job and isn't gray. Yet!. It's right around the corner. Yeah the time is sneaking up. It keeps on getting faster every year. But I'll be happy as can be. With pretty girls too young for me. They talk and talk but I can barely hear. I have a girl of 25. She hasn't even been alive. As long as I've been playing this guitar. She treats me like her little boy. I must admit I do enjoy. Pretending that I'm younger than I are. And. She wants to start a family but in a year or so. I may not have the strength to raise a kid. Cause if a child rides piggyback. I think that you would hear a crack. And see me break in two just like a twig. I had a birthday yesterday. It came and went and now today. It's time to get back to my normal life. Where I forget how old am I. And walk down to the junior high. To see if any girls will be my wife. No!. I don't think it will happen. And you probably think I'm wrong. For chasing younger girls in leather boots. But I am harmless as can be. I'll show you if you want to see. My gun will aim but it no longer shoots