Settle down!. She's got legs... like an airship. She's got an arse.... like coal tip. She's got tits... just like hot air balloons... and I mean the Hindenburg!. She's the biggest girl I'm gonna get there soon. Yeah you know what I mean. She's got love when you want it but she never lets go when you get it. You disappear inside you're never seen again... lost forever!. She's the biggest girl I'm gonna get there soon. Alright here we go.... Should be some kind of guitar solo here.... Well I met her in a bar she was propping up the wall. I don't think she was available she was made of concrete stars. I met her in a bar she was propping up the wall. In fact she was nailed to it. I gotta admit babe... let's get down to it baby!. She had a brain like a sheep-dip she got love like a cesspit on her mind. She was a big girl she was big.. I mean she was big she was fucking huge! Enormous!. Needed a sign overhead!. You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs and never even had landing permission!. One more!. Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me. I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale. Oh yeah I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall!