I never let my right ear know what my left ear done heard. My favorite beer right now is 211 Steel Reserve. If I had a choice to be an animal I'd be a bird. If I had a choice to be a plant I'd be a herb. If I was in the jungle I'll be nothin humble. Beat a anaconda down and give a lion a muzzle. I'll open up shop under a straw hut. Instead of sellin bananas I'd sell coconuts. For twenty bucks a pop I can't stop. They'll be goin like hotcakes man like IHOP (IHOP). I make an antenna out of a wishbone. And start my own cable service like I'm at home. Talkin on my cellular phone watchin the Flintstones. Me and my stable full of broads me and my Amazons. On house arrest for soliciting selling sex. And distributing crevices centerfolds who sex. [Chorus - repeat 2X] + (E-40). If if was a fifth I'd be diggin in your girl. Instead of lookin at her (instead of lookin at her). And if we get hyphy when we want to (when we want to). Then you bust at everything that we run through (that we run through). (IF IF WAS A 5TH!). [E-40]. If if was a fifth we'll all be drunk. And if this ain't the bump then what? Skippy's a punk. My folks in the pen be playin punk. My weeple down South in the sticks be sayin crunk. My dudes on the soil be pushin fins. But if you're tardy you probably won't even know what that is. Uhh.. I'm lookin at the ladies. I'm thinkin if she was a car she would be a Mercedes. I'm thinkin if she was Pat Benatar I could take her back to the 80's. "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" girl I'm off this Bailey's. Me and you baby one on one let's have some fun. Me and you baby one on one take off yo' thong. The party's just begun and it's a quarter to one. The super dooper turtle tortoise hurtin my lungs. Tattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongue. She off the Seagram's the Joseph E. Seagram sons. [Chorus]. [Interlude]. Put a fire out now they're suckin me soft. And now they're all on the table drunk peelin it off. Me and Feezy double-fisted the Cali way. Got 'em comin out they clothes in a nasty way. If if was a fifth she'll be thinkin 'bout you instead of me. (Instead of me) Spendin her money on you instead of me. (Instead of me) Wastin her time on you instead of me. (Instead of me... if if was a fifth). [E-40]. I'll be on cloud 12 smokin an L. In my burgundy brandy candy convertible dan Deville. In Amsterdam yes I am on a good one. Lookin for some good ol' fashioned turtle. Me and my fellas be on a good one. You're liable to find me up in Alaska shootin dice. Out there hustlin grittin and grindin sellin ice. Or pimpin a breezy up out her pants. Sippin imported Louis from Cognac France. [Chorus]. [Interlude]. [E-40]. VAN-GLORIOUS! (Vanglorious fo'-shiggedy). This is protected by the PEEIMPS. (And who else who-who else are they protectin?). The PLAYERS (and and and somebody else right?). And the hustlers (the hustlers that's right). With a ki (WITH A KI). Not a car key (but what?). BUT A KI (oh a ki a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!). Oooh oooh - BOTCH!