[Intro - Chamillionaire - talking]. Hey hey. Hey hey. I brought my DJ with me that mean we goin in. I brought my DJ with me that mean we goin in. [Chorus 1 - Chamillionaire]. I'm the main event whoa. I'm the main event whoa. Still grindin in the streets like I ain't made a cent. I'm the main event whoa. I'm the main event whoa. Tryin to get it like the money that I made was spent. I'm the main event whoa. I'm the main event whoa. Still hustlin like I know it's time to pay the rent. I'm the main event whoa. I'm the main event whoa. You're lookin for me you could find me where the money at. [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire]. The walk in after party (hey!)  Texas I'm what it is (is). Exit the bar if you ain't tryin to get your card slid. They ain't no big dogs (woof)  they just bark big (woof). But I ain't never seen the damage that a bark did. It's the Chamillionaire (yeah)  I only trust Ben (Ben). I brought some ladies with me that mean I'm plus ten (ten). I brought my DJ with me that mean we goin in. I do it big like my jimmy wasn't tucked in. Nuts large lucky I don't keep my dick exposed. See they the past I'm the present like some Christmas clothes. Reppin Texas so don't question if I'm tippin fours. The wheels fly every vehicle is pigeon-toed (whoa). Look at the evidence (whoa)  looks like it's evident (whoa). She wanna bone she look at me like a skeleton (whoa). See this the realest that your radio has ever been. I'm in my element somebody better tell her man. [Chorus 2 - Chamillionaire]. I'm the main event whoa. I'm the main event whoa. Still grindin in the streets like I ain't made a cent. I'm the main event I'm the main event. Uh oh uh oh. [Verse 2 - Paul Wall]. I swear it ain't been the same ever since I got cake. My hustle is high rate so haters are irate. Every dollar I can make I'm a get it 'til the day of my wake. I'm on a paper chase for pies yeah that cookies and cake. And hold it down for my state talkin down's a mistake. Ride with me or collide with me you can't change fate. Southside Houston Texas where I roam in the streets. And Northside where I sleep (the Northside don't sleep). If you sleepin on Texas better wake up quick. Stop bitin our style and get off our dick. All the jealousy need to quit and the hatin should stop. 'Cause the third coast ain't never gonna flop I think not partner. [Chorus 1]. [Slim Thug talking over the end of the Chorus]. I know you don't cuss but I do Cham ha ha. [Verse 3 - Slim Thug]. When Thug Boss come out lights out show's over (it's over). It's "All Eyez On Me" like 'Pac told ya (All Eyez On Me). If you love ya bitch you better go and cuff her. 'Cause tonight if I want to I'm a fuck her. I'm in this bitch half a mill' worth of jewelry on (yeah). Rocks' so big lookin like a Flinstone (yeah). 'Fit fresher than some Sunday morning breakfast. We gotta do it big 'cause bitch we from Texas. Foreign cars get your foreign hoes on your team (what?). And I don't drink and drive (drive)  I just drink and lean (lean). Keep a bank roll longer than a limousine (yeah). Boppers beggin me to hit it like a dope fiend (hold up). I run the H like it's a motherfuckin marathon ('thon). About to break a take damn Cham that's the one (damn). I'm in the elevator top spot here I come (here I come). Rap Barry Bonds I got the most home runs. [Verse 4 - Dorrough]. Say what? I made 'em change the print (print)  they thought I came and. went (went). But like the Grand Finale nigga I'm the main event (yo). Still grindin in the streets like I ain't made a cent. Ballin (ballin)  the commentators say I'm what the game presents. I'm Mister Get It Done (done)  I do it to the T (T). If you don't know the name just call me number 23 (Jordan). I keep a quart load of Spring Bling bikini hoes (what?). Yeah it's a 'lac but it's equipped with Lamborghini doors (ha). My engine souped up (up)  I'm in a super ride (super ride). Yeah I'm from Texas nigga everything's supersized (big). I never rode a horse never saw a tumbleweed (uh uh). But I get high of course I done smoked a ton of weed. Man (man) and my money hard to fold up (huh?). Yeah I'm holdin Texas down but I rep the whole South (for real). Get your tickets early shows stay sold out (yep). "Dorrough Music" my album off in stores now (ha). [Chorus 2]