mtv makes me wanna smoke crack. fall out of the window and I'm never comin back. mtv makes me wanna get high. can't get a ride no matter how I try. and everything's perfect. and everything's bright. and everyone's perky. and everyone's uptight. I love those videos. I watch 'em all day......... (what's the problem?). uh...I dunno just stop the tape.... (lounge act). mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack. fly out the window and I'm never comin' back. mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon. like a rubber balloon. aww get that squeegee. everything's wonderful. everything's grand. everything's swinging. all across the land you know it. bust out the biscuits. strike up the band. play those videos. every woman and man. cuz mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack. fly out the window. and I'm never comin back. mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite. gettin all uptight. take it. aww yeah. fake it till ya make it. right about now. steppin into a cold ass fashion. aww yeah weedwack that thing. I work down at the video store. makin some change. with a sparkle in my step. and a smile on my face. condominiums risin above. and those video's are better than love. yeah! mtv!. mtv! check!.