I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart. But you've got being right down to an art. You think you're a genius you drive me up the wall. You're a regular original a know-it-all. Oh-oo-oh you think you're special. Oh-oo-oh you think you're something else. Okay so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much. So you got the brain but have you got the touch?. Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much. I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket. And a comb up his sleeve just in case. And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it. 'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place. Oh-oo-oh you think you're special. Oh-oo-oh you think you're something else. Okay so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much. So you got the looks but have you got the touch?. Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much. Yeahh. You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine. You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in. I can't believe you kiss your car good night. C'mon baby tell me you must be jokin' right!?. Oh-oo-oh you think you're something special. Oh-oo-oh you think you're something else. Okay so you've got a car. That don't impress me much. So you got the moves but have you got the touch?. Now don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much. You think you're cool but have you got the touch?. Don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright. But that won't keep me warm on the long cold lonely night. That don't impress me much. Okay so what do you think you're Elvis or something.... (Whatever). That don't impress me