Well I've been trying for so long to be a hit makin' man. But every record that I've made so far wound up in the garbage can. Well I've tried every gimmick you can think of. There's nothing that I haven't done. Ah but look out world this could be the one. I wish I had a dollar for every record that I've made. The only trouble that I had was tryin' to get them played. Well I've bugged every dee-jay from coast to coast. When they see me coming they run. Ah but look out world this could be the one. I said this could could be the one. There's nothin' I ain't done. Well this could could be the one. Well my agent sent me a letter today. And he sounded mighty sore. He said if this record ain't a hit. Boy you ain't gonna cut no more. Well if I don't make the charts. It's gonna break my heart. I'll have to go out and get me a gun. Ah but look out world this could be the one. Yeah this could could be the one. Oh yeah there's nothin' I ain't done. This could could be the one. Well my agent sent me a letter today. And he sounded mighty sore. He said if this record ain't a hit. Boy you ain't gonna cut no more. Well if I don't make the charts. It's gonna break my heart. I'll have to go out and get me a gun. Oh please world it's gotta be the one. I got my fingers crossed. You know my car payment's due…