I once had a girl or should I say. she once had me.... She showed me her room isn't it good. Norwegian wood?. She asked me to stay. and she told me to sit anywhere. So I looked around. and I noticed there wasn't a chair.. I sat on a rug biding my time drinking her wine.. We talked until two and then she said. "It's time for bed". She told me she worked in the morning. and started to laugh.. I told her I didn't and crawled off. to sleep in the bath. And when I awoke I was alone this bird had flown. So I lit a fire isn't it good Norwegian wood...