I been warped by the rain driven by the snow. I'm drunk and dirty don't ya know. And I'm still willin'. Out on the road late last night. Seen my pretty Alice in every head light. Alice Dallas Alice. I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari. Tehachapi to Tonapah. Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made. I've driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed. If you give me: weed whites and wine. And you show me a sign. I'll be willin' to be movin'. I've been kicked by the wind robbed by the sleet. Had my head stoved in but I'm still on my feet. And I'm still... willin'. Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico. Baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico. And I been from Tuscon to Tucumcari. Tehachapi to Tonapah. I've driven every kind of rig that's ever been made. I've driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed. And if you give me: weed whites and wine. And you show me a sign I'll be willin' to be movin'