Oh dang.... What is it dawg?. I forgot it's Mother's Day.. Didn't get a gift for her?. Other plans got in the way.. She'll be so disappointed.. Damn I forgot it too.. This could have been avoided.. What the hell are we gonna do?. My mom's been so alone. ever since my daddy left (cold). No one to hold her tight. life has put her to the test.. I know just what you mean. my mom's been so sad and gray (word).. My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he. passed away.. Hold up.. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?. I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too. Slow up. What time is it dawg?. It's time for a switcharoo. We both love our moms. women with grown women needs. I say we break 'em off. Show 'em how much they really mean 'cause. I'm a mother lover. You're a mother lover. We should fuck each other's mothers. Fuck each other's moms. I'll be pushin' that lady where you came out as a. baby. Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy. Fucking each other's moms. Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night. If doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right. I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself. to me you're like a brother so be my mother lover. I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom. clutchin' on this lube and roses. I got my digital camera. I'mma make ya' momma do a million poses. They will be so surprised. We are so cool and thoughtful. Can't wait to pork your mom. I'mma be the syrup she can be my waffle. Showed up. My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile. Straight up. Give it to my mom d- d- d - d- d - d doggystyle. (yeah). This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day. They'll have to rename this one. All up under the covers day 'cause. I'm a mother lover. You're a mother lover. We should fuck each other's mothers. Fuck each other's moms. I'll be pushin' that lady where you came out as a. baby. Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy. Fucking each other's moms. Break it down. It would be my honor to be your new stepfather. It would be my honor to be your new stepfather. And while you're in my mother make me another. brother (yeah). And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber. (oh!). Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night. If doing it is wrong I don't wanna be right. I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself. to me you're like a brother so be my mother lover. They blessed us both with the gift of life. She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right. This is the second best idea that we've ever had. The choice can be no other. Be my mother lover. Happy Mother's Day