Now this man down at the used car lot. Tried to sell me four wheels and a trunk.. I said "man there is no engine!". He said "the engines just a bunch of junk.. You dont need no engine to go downhill. And I could plainly see that thats the direction. Youre headed in" and he handed me the keys. (I said) no deal; you cant sell this stuff to me. No deal Im going back to tennessee. Well I went to a doctor of the highest order. He said I couldnt have a drink for a year.. One glass of wine on my birthday. If my birthday wasnt too very near.. Lord he must have put me in a state of shock. cause I made it for about two weeks;. Then he sent me a bill. That knocked me flat off the wagon. And back down on my feet. When true love knocked upon my door. Shed just barely turned fifteen. And I was a little bit nervous. If you know just what I mean.. But Ive heard somewhere. That true love conquers all. And I figured that was that. Then I started having dreams bout. Being chased out of town. Wearing nothing but my cowboy hat.. Well I come through this life a stumbler my friends. I expect to die that way. It could be twenty years from now. It could be most any day.. But if there is no whiskey and women lord. Behind them heavenly doors. Im gonna take my chances down below. And of that you can be sure