(Beck Bennett). We're here today with film star Natalie Portman. Now Natalie the last time you were here I heard things got a little out of control. (Natalie Portman). Yeah well I was going through a really weird time then. But I've matured a lot. (Beck Bennett). Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you?. (Natalie Portman). Okay ya bish. (Beck Bennett). I'm sorry what?. (Natalie Portman). Yeah Portman Portman Portman Portman Portman Portman. Fucked your husband and his best friend just for sport man. Messed around and made the same song twice. Here's a Bush now eat your Condoleezza Rice. You know it's clickbait clickbait clickbait. Put a dildo on a switchblade switchblade switchblade (Woo!). Xannies dissolving in my Pinot. My man dance but he's not a ballerino. Yeah he twinkle his toes but he give me good D though. Wrap a good burrito. Tide Pods the only fucking thing I snack on. Black out and go motherfucking Black Swan. Ooh! These dudes slash and fix your posture boy. I'll come upside your head with my fucking Oscar boy. My brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca boy. Tell your tourist parents I'ma turn you 'to a foster boy!. (Beck Bennett). Wow I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same but with current references. (Natalie Portman). Untrue. I'm a mother now. It's really changed my perspective. (Beck Bennett). And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career?. (Natalie Portman). You can juggle these nuts. (Beck Bennett). What?. (Natalie Portman). I don't dance now I make mommy moves. When I gave birth I didn't even push. I was blazed out smoking bomb kush. And when my water broke you know it drowned the doctor. They say I'm sex-positive. Hell yeah I'm positive. That you're going down while I'm bumping My Prerogative. Tell me why. Ha I guess I'm showing my age. Now bend over and spread them because you about to get fucked. (Damn!). (Beck Bennett). Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask Natalie have you seen the new Star Wars movies?. (Natalie Portman). No. (Beck Bennett). Oh well they're really good! They're much better than. (Natalie Portman). Better than what?. (Beck Bennett). Shit. (Natalie Portman). Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels bitch! (They were good!). Say something fucking nice about Jar-Jar Binks (He's tall?). Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (What?). While I sit dead on your face and take a shit. (Andy Samberg). Oh Natalie. (Natalie Portman). Yeah?. (Andy Samberg). Please come meet your baby. He cries himself to sleep every night. (Natalie Portman). That little shit ain't mine!. (Andy Samberg). Oh Natalie. (Natalie Portman). What?. (Andy Samberg). It's been twelve long years. (Shut the fuck up!). And I'm seven days sober I swear on his life!. (Natalie Portman). You're a mess Carl. (Beck Bennett). Okay well that's all the time we have. Natalie one last question-do you think those "Time's Up" pins have had the impact that you were hoping for? Ah!. (Natalie Portman). How's that for impact?. (Beck Bennett). Well actually - oh no. (Natalie Portman). No more questions