This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty". What's you're problem Dickhead. 1st Verse. Don't kick my dog dickhead. Don't beep at me dickhead. Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead. Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead. Theres a dickhead in you're mouth. A dickhead on parade. Do not have kids. Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead. Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead. Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead. I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead. Bumba Clart kin' Raas Clart. Where's the Chorus dickhead. Chorus. Isn't it Lovely that we can still be good friends. They say you've gone off me don't be so sloppy..baby. Isn't it Lovely that we can still be good friends. I know you still want me cos I'm so lovely…baby. 2nd Verse. If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead. What d'you expect dickhead. Radiohead dickhead. This is pop dickhead. Size tens dickhead. break you're shins dickhead. My security are a viscious crew. They'll kick fuck out of you. Only if I ask them to but. They'll kick fuck out of you. You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance. I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead. She was looking at me dickhead. Who do I think I am dickhead. Who the fuck are you dickhead. You must have me confused. With someone who gives a shit. I've found the dickhead of the year. And you are fucking it dickhead. Where's the chorus…no chorus.. dickhead. Chorus 2. Isn't it Lovely that we can still be good friends. They say you've gone off me don't be so sloppy..baby. Isn't it Lovely that we can still be good friends. I know you still want me cos I'm so lovely…baby. The Tofty Rap. I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah. I've got a bucket of shit. I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah. I've got a bucket of shit. Not horse shit cow shit dog shit no real shit. I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah. I've got a bucket of shit. Verse 3. Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead. Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead. I've got nothing for you dickhead. Go to bed dickhead. Don't wake up dickhead. Who gives a fuck dickhead. No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true. See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you dickhead. Chorus 3. Isn't it Lovely that we can still be good friends. They say you've gone off me don't be so sloppy..baby. Isn't it Lovely that we can still be good friends. I know you still want me cos I'm so lovely…baby. Dickhead