Yo! If you can't dance its cool to get up now. Usually ya'll gotta sit on the side but tonight it's cool ...slide.... If you can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. You can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. Now we all know the boy at the club all liquored up. Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up wack dancing. 'Wooking pa nub' shirt too bright pants too tight. Boy settle down. Now I ain't just messing with you. I got better things to do. I'm trying to help I got a lesson for you. I know you do the best you could do. Wanna get next to Boo then the less you do the better. Cause women equate dance with sex. They gon' see you & be like 'Next'!. But you gon' be like 'hold up Ma' ('Next!'). But she gon' be like uh huh ('Next!'). Now looka-here rule #1 know ya name. If it ain't Usher Justin or Hammer then we can touch ya. Rule #2 never do a dance you can't do why stupid. Cause you can't do it. If you can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. You can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. So I'm up in my spot in Miami the other night right. And this Dude's out on the floor Od-ing just way 'over-dancing'. So his Mommy wanna holla at me. She thought my name was Billy I told her it was Willie. She said she watch my Tv show & I was very silly. Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said 'Really?'. And judging from her t-shirt I could tell that she was chilly. So I gave her my sweater she said her name was Etta. She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta. She said she was glad I met her let's go somewhere together. She said she'd ride in my car cause she knew that it was better. The conversation cookin' attention getting' tookin'. My Spidey senses tinglin' I felt somebody lookin'. Now who this brotha lookin' & now he runnin' bookin'. I'm mad I'm like a fisherman I almost had my hook in. I figured I should get up & quickly clear my head up. Cause Etta got a man & I'm feelin' kinda set-up. Now Dude was really fed up & yo he wouldn't let up. Homey if I hit you you might never ever get up. Now he was not a dancer plus he wasn't handsome. Comin' like Mel Gibson like I had his girl for ransom. Yo Pedro wanna go out side yo amigo tranquillo... slide. If you can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. You can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. Now rule #3 is easy please remember that you ain't on "Beat Street". Sweet feet you ain't tryin' to win no Tv another dude did a move. No need to out do it. Rule #4 out on the floor. Don't be doing moves that don't nobody do no more. Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor. There's a reason that don't nobody do 'em no more you feel me?. This may be hilarious but Rule #5 is serious it's a shame that we have. To discuss. That there's no lip biting or pelvic thrusts. I mean you think that move will put the sting on her. You too close tryin' to put a ring on her?. You don't know that girl don't cling on her & don't put your thing on. Her...cool?. If you can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do. You can't dance then this is your jam baby. Left to right all night. Slide that's all you gotta do