Mike: Well it looks like Christmas is here again. Bill: Yeah guess we'll have to go shopping now. Peter: I'll tell you what if I hear Rudolf the Red nosed Reindeer one more time I'm gonna up on a tower with a high powered rifle. Michael: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. As we sit by the fire all the smells will perspire. Mike: Yeah and I'm gonna have to take my nephew to the mall to see Santa Claus. Bill: Wouldn't you just love to throttle the person that invented fruit cake?. Peter's Wife OR Michael's Sister: And what is this thing about Misle toe. Boom shaka laka laka ho ho ho. Michael: Take a white marshmallow put it on a coat hanger put it on the fire get some chocolate bars and some bread crackers and then you slush it and then you eat a hundred of them and vomit. Bertis: I'm still having nightmares about Burl Ives. Mike: Yeah sometimes Christmas really frosts my ??