Act 1 Scene 2 The Clinic of Dr. Krikstein. On a podium Center. MRS. RIPSTOCK-GEDDES is posing as Aphrodite complete with water jug.. Enter Left DR. KRIKSTEIN followed by his STUDENTS marching Indian. file to the rhythm of the music. We nip and tuck and we nip and tuck. And we nip and tuck and we nip and tuck. And we nip and tuck all day. We liposuck and we liposuck. And we liposuck and we liposuck. And we liposuck all day. Goddess you are a goddess. You are a legend you are a monument. Goddess you are a goddess. You are bewitching you are embodiment. Gone tired and worn. See woman new born. See how the knife can free her. Who wouldn't want to be her. See her see her. Once I was old ugly I was told. Till that blessed day when I met Dr. Krikstein. Now my thighs are firm and thin. No rolls beneath my chin. And my nose is an ode composed. By the blade of Dr. Krikstein. Dr. Krikstein. "Oh Doctor what're you going to do with that?". "Don't worry my liebe thass is just the latest rhinoplastic technology.. Just relax it might hurt a teeny-weeny bit uh!". "Ohhhhhhh oooooooh ooooh". We nip and tuck and we nip and tuck. And we nip and tuck and we nip and tuck. And we nip and tuck all day. We liposuck and we liposuck. And we liposuck and we liposuck. And we liposuck all day. We stretch and snip and we stretch and snip. And we stretch and snip and we stretch and snip. And we stretch and snip all day. We hack and gouge and we hack and gouge. And we hack and gouge and we hack and gouge. And we hack and gouge all day. We nip and tuck and we nip and tuck. And we nip and tuck and we nip and tuck. And we nip and tuck all day. We liposuck and we liposuck. And we liposuck and we liposuck. And we liposuck all day