[Andy]. Here we go. Uh lonely island michael bolton (michael: yeah). The night starts now. Together on the track. The boys are back. The night starts now. Night starts now baby roll with us. Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up (michael: rollin'up!). Club front doors ain't no holdin' up. Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck (michael: come on!). [Jorma]. Ladies shifty eyed. When we walk into the set. Fuck the fellas lookin' jealous. Play that back and get wet (michael: yeah yeah). Three pound in my waist shank in my sock. You either get cut get stuffed or get shot. [Michael]. This is the tale of captain jack sparrow. Pirate so brave on the seven seas (andy: what?). A mystical quest to the isle of tortuga. Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze. [Akiva]. Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club. Buyin' out the bar so the groupies show us love (michael: keira knightley!). Motherfucking ice man. I'm the top gunna. Heater on blast. I'm the number one stunna (michael: jack sparrow!). [Andy]. Watch it girl cause I ain't your mister nice guy. More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy. All dressed up with nowhere to run. I know I make you feel crazy with the horn. (michael: now back to the good part!!!). [Michael]. From the day he was born. He yearned for adventure (andy: no!). Oh captain jack (jorma: yeah). Givin' them what for. He's the pauper of the surf. The jester of tortuga. But in davy jones locker. What lies in store? (akiva: yeah we've seen the movie). [Andy]. Put your hands in the air. And say hell yeah c'mon. [Michael]. Captain jack (andy: what?). Johnny depp (andy: no). [Jorma]. From the front to the back. Saying we count stacks c'mon. [Michael]. Davy jones (jorma: nope). Giant squid (jorma: wrong). [Akiva]. Michael bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up. [Michael]. Roger that let me try it with another film (andy: wait). Life is a box of chocolates and my name is forrest gump. (andy: not better). Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. I give jenny all my love (akiva: come on). Okay then I'm a legal aid. Erin brockovich is my name (akiva: oh god). Then you can call me scarface. Snortin' mountains of cocaine (andy: close enough.). You cockroaches wanna play rough?. Okay I'm reloaded! Ha ha!. This is the tale of tony montana. This is the tale!. Cubano flame. With miami nuts. Got a basehead wife. Her womb is polluted. This whole town's a pussy. Just waiting to get fucked. Just waiting to get fucked! (andy: okay it turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile). You complete me (andy: yeah yeah okay)