My sister got lucky married a yuppie. took him for all he was worth. now she's a swinger dating a singer. I can't decide which is worse. but not me baby I've got you to save me. oh yer so bad best thing I ever had. in a world gone mad yer so bad. My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'. walks around dog-faced and hurt. now he's got nothin' head in the oven. I can't decide which is worse. (Repeat Chorus)