I was sitting there in a comfortable chair. And that was all that I needed. Then my friend offered me a drink for us to share. And that was all that I needed. Well then I felt at ease. But then I'm not too hard to please. I guess you couldn't call me greedy. Then I was shocked to look up. And see rita hayworth there in a place so seedy. She walked into the bar with her long red curly hair. And that was all that I needed. And I said to my friend "good god we're lucky men just to even see her". Take take take. Take take take. Take take take. And I could not resist I just had to get close to her. And that was all that I needed. I walked and loomed around her table for a while. And that was all that I needed. Then I said "i hate to bug you ma'am but can I have your autograph?". And that was all that I needed. She pressed her lips against a white piece of paper. And that was all that I needed. Then I saw what she wrote my heart is in my mouth. And that was all that I needed. Then she handed it to me and I think that she could see. That that was all that I needed. I started to walk away but then I remembered 'hey I forgot to get a picture'. So I asked her one more time "could I have another favor?". That was all that I needed. She was kind and posed with me. Then I knew my friend would see my celebrity meeting. Take take take. Take take take. Take take take. She turned and said to me "I need to go to sleep". And it seemed so mean. It's almost as if she could not appreciate how cool I was being. She said "good night" and walked away. And I didn't know what to say. I just couldn't believe it. Well it's just not fair. I want to get a piece of hair. That was all that I needed. Or maybe a kiss on the cheek. I wouldn't wash it for a week. That would be all that I needed. But she didn't even care. That I was even there. What a horrible feeling