R: I have heard among this clan. You are called the forgotten man. J: Is that what they’re saying?. Well did you evah!. What a swell party this is. R: And have you heard the story of a boy a girl. Unrequited love?. J: Sounds like your soap opera. R: I may cry. J: Tune in tomorrow. What a swell party this is. J: What frails. What frocks. R: What broads. J: What pearls. What rocks. R: They’re bootiful. J: I’ve never seen such gaiety. R: Neither have I. J: It’s all just too too risqué really. R: This French champagne. J: Domestic. R + J: So good for the brain. R: That’s what I was gonna say. J: You know you’re a brilliant fellow?. R: Why thank you. J: Pick it up Jack. Oh please don’t eat the glass my friend. Have you heard about dear Blanche?. Got run down by an avalanche. R: No!. J: Oh don’t worry she’s a game girl you know. Got up and finished 4th. R: The kid’s got guts. J: Havin’ a nice time?. Grab a line. R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star. J: Oh what now?. R: She got pinched in the ass to bar. J: Slushed again ey?. R: She was stoned. J: Well did you evah. R: Nevah. R + J: What a swell party this is. J: Hey check out that ass!. R: Aah that’s a lovely dress. Do you think I could talk her out of it?. It’s great. J: Ah it’s great. R: So grand. J: So grand. R + J: This wo-…-nderland. R: La la……. J: Ladada…. We sing. R: Oh we sing. J: So rare. R: So rare. J: Like old camembert. R: Old camembert. R + J: Like ba ba rum. J: Ba ba ba bum. R: Don’t dig that kind of crooning chum. R + J: Have you heard it’s in the stars. Next July we collide with Mars. Well did you evah. What a swell party. A swell party. A swellegant elegant party this is. J: I drink to your health. R: Naah let’s drink to your wealth. J: You’re my bon ami. R: Hey that’s French. J: Liberty. R + J: Fraternity. R + J: Have you heard it’s in the stars. Next July we collide with Mars. Well did you evah. What a swell party. A swell party. A swellegant elegant party this is.