I know what you're hidin' from me. You know what I'm hidin' from you. I know that you hurt me real bad. You know that I hurt you bad too. Let's just get naked. Just for a laugh. Let's just get naked. It's a trip and a half. Here comes that story again. All about that television show. Here comes my typical response. Won't you tell me something I don't know. And I'm pissed off about bein' on cops. And you're pissed off about bein' a maid. And how long till they shut off the phone. Till the next time we get laid. Let's just get naked. Just for a laugh. Let's just get naked. It's a trip and a half.... A trip and a half. We've been together so long. I hope it wasn't just the drugs. What happened to the energy we had. The morning glories and the rodeo hugs. And I know you like the back of my hand. With a stamp that says I paid to get in. And yes I am your television show. And you're the nicest place I've ever been. Let's just get naked. Just for a laugh. Let's just get naked. It wouldn't be so bad.... Let's just get naked. Just for a laugh. Let's just get naked. It's a trip and a half....