I thought tonight would suck like any other night. I'd party with my friends. But when I saw you grooving on the dance floor. Normal came to an end. We started talking and then it was so clear to me. There's no one else like you. You got the brains the body and the beauty. To top it off you're cool. This ain't impossible. This ain't improbable. You are my baby tonight. And I'm your daddy. This ain't believable. This ain't predictable. You are my baby tonight. And I'm your daddy. I hope that I ain't freaking you out. You probably hear it all the time. But I swear that I ain't like those other boys. I'm a special kind. I would like to give a demonstration. Of what it is I do. I'll take you out to dinner at Palermo's. We'll split a cheese fondu. This ain't impossible. This ain't improbable. You are my baby tonight. And I'm your daddy. This ain't believable. This ain't predictable. You are my baby tonight. And I'm your daddy. I will egg the goomba. If you tire. Try my best to moonwalk. On a wire. I just want to ooh ah. Feel your fire. Feel your fire. Feel your fire. This ain't impossible. This ain't improbable. You are my baby tonight. And I'm your daddy. This ain't believable. This ain't predictable. You are my baby tonight. And I'm your daddy