Yo! Hey what's happenin' dude?. I'm the guy with a rep for bein' rude.. Terrorizin' people wherever I go. It's not intenentional just keepin' the flow.. Fixin' test scores to get the best scores. Droppin' bananna peels all over the floor. I'm the kid who made delinquincy an art. Last name: Simpson. First name: Bart.. I'm here today to introduce the next phase. the next step in the big Bart craze. I got a new dance real easy to do. I learned it with no rhythm and so can you [ooh!].. So move your body if you got the notion. Front to back in a rock-like motion. Now that you got it if you think you can. Do it to the music - that's the Bart man.. Background singer (chorus):. Everybody if you can do the Bart man. Shake your body turn it out if you can man. [obscured] ...to the side as you can can. Everybody in the house do the Bart man.. repeat chorus. It wasn't long ago just a couple of weeks. I got in trouble - yeah pretty deep.. Homer was yellin' [Bart!] Mom was too. Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.. Punishment time - in the air lurks gloom. Sittin' by myself confined to my room. When all else fails nothin' else left to do. I turn on the music so I can feel the groove. Background singer (alternate chorus):. Move your body if you got the notion. Front to back in a rock like motion. Move your hips from side to side now. [obscured]. If you've got the groove you gotta use it. Rock rhythim in time with the music. Just might start a chain reaction. If you can do the Bart you're bad like Michael Jackson. Background singer:. chorus. Do the Bart man. Everybody back and forth from side to side.. Do the Bart man. Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny:. [breakdown]. Homer:. Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket!. Background singer:. Do the Bart man!. [sax solo]. Oh my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away! Ya can't touch this!. I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.. Now I'm in the house feelin' good to be home. 'Till Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone. And if it was mine you know they'd take it away.. But still I'm feelin' good so that's okay.. I'm up in my room just a-singin' a song. Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along.. Now Lisa like Jazz she's [obs] number one fan. But I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Bart man.. chorus. Do the Bart man. Everybody back and forth from side to side.. Do the Bart man! She can do it he can do it so can I.. Background singer:. 2nd half alternate chorus. chorus. mix chorus & alternate chorus until end.