Dear Catastrophe Waitress. Dear Catastrophe Waitress. I’m sorry if you seem to have. the weight of the world over you. I cherish your smile. There’s a word of peace on your lips. Say it and with tenderness. I’ll cherish you I'll cherish you. Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend. Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend. I’m sorry if he hits you with a full can of Coke. It’s no joke. Your face is bleeding. You’ll soon be leaving this town. to the clowns who worship. No one but themselves. No one but themselves. I hate feeling this way oh. I hate feeling this way ohh. I know that you hate it too oh. Now that your coffee is growing cold oh. All of the customers look so old oh. Honey if I could be so bold. Dear Catastrophe Waitress. Dear Catastrophe Waitress. I’m sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard. I know it’s hard. Stick to what you know. You’ll blow them all to the wall. When they realise what you’ve been working for. You’ve been working for. what You’ve been working for. what you've been working for