Joey: "I wish I wasn't so insecure with my masculinity.... Maybe then I wouldn't have to talk about raping women and commiting suicide or wear this stupid mask to shock little kids and make myself feel more hardcore and powerful.. The truth is we only care about two things... money and...cheese.". This morning I woke up and everything was gray. I tried to slit my wrists and throat. With this piece of extra sharp cheddar I founf in my bed. Then I realized that there's one thing that makes this life. Worth living...and that's nothing. Nothing but cheese.... (Chorus:). Fuck everything (except cheese). I hate my life (but I love cheese). I wish I was dead (if it wasn't for cheese). I'm so hardcore (and so is cheese). I'm only living for the cheese. The cheese that keeps me going. Fresh Mozzerella and sweet Parmasean. Once I cut myself on the lawn. And then I founf something that made me smile. And it was cheese...cheese...cheese!. (Chorus X2). Fuck you and fuck your family too. I hate you all I hate everything. I'm so cool and deep and twisted. But I'm nothing without the cheese. The cheese that gives me a reason to. Get up in the morning...to move on with my life. And I just don't know if I can take this. I don't want to live another second. I'm gonna rape you yall best be scared. Because I'm a tough badass. But don't hurt yourself. Because then I'd get sued. And MTV would break their contract with me. And I'd have no money. Not even cheese. (chorus X2). Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. (Random screaming). I hate everything. The cheese!. The cheese!. God dammit the cheese!. (Chorus repeats and slowly fades until song's end)