[verse 1]. Pick up the god dang phone. Bitch where the fuck were you tuesday?. With who you say?. I wasn't at the studio. Bitch what'd you do screw dre?. You went there looking for me. Oo that excuse is too lame. Keep playing me you're gonna end up. With a huge goose egg. You fake lying slut you never told me you knew drake. Que lupe? you want to lose two legs. You try to flip this on me?. If I spent more time with you you say. "ok yeeah I'm cuckoo hey? " well screw you. And I'd be the third person who screwed you today. Oh four? dre drake lupe? oh touche. You were too two-faced for me. Thought you was my number one. True blueace but you ain't. And I can see you and you make. That little boo-boo face. Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo. You make my fucking bluetooth ache. You feeling blue too late. Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke. Blue kool aid. Here's what you say to someone you hate. [hook]. My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead). I was laying in bed last night thinking. And this thought just popped in my head and I thought. Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead). I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3. [verse 2]. Think I just relapsed this bitch pushed me over the brink. Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone. And just think. Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go. Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk. Cause that bitch drove me to drink. I'm back on my fuck ho's. But a whole new hatred for blondes but bias?. I hate all bitches the same baby come on. Excuse the pun but bitch you're such a broad statement. And I am channeling my anger. Through every single station it's on. Cause a woman broke my he-art. I say he-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts. And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are?. Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off. And pick myself up off the carpet. But I'll never say the l-word again. I la-la-la-la lesbian *shout*. I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest. My life would be so much better if you just. [hook]. My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead). I was laying in bed last night thinking. And this thought just popped in my head and I thought. Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead). I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3. [bridge]. Cuz you told me you love me forever. Bitch that was a lie. Now I never wanted someone to die. So bad in my fucking life but fuck it. There's other fish in the sea. [verse 3]. And I'mma have a whale of a time. Being a single sailor for the night. Bitch on a scale of 1 to 10 shit. I must be the holy grail of catches. Ho I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great). I might hit the club find a chick that's tailor made for me. Say fuck it kick some shots back. Get hammered and nail her. These bitches tryna get attached but they're failing. To latch onto the tail of my bumper. To scratch them with the back of my trailer. Like I'm itchin' to get hitched. Yeah I'm rich as a bitch but bitches ain't shit. I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch. Bitch you complain when you listen to this. But you still throw yourself at me. That's what I call pitchin' a bitch. That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight. Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul. But my dick's on strike so all that love shit is null and void. Bitch I'm a droid I void cupid stupid. Wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed. Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys. Getting sick of these girls girls girls. Oink oink oink you fucking pigs. All you good boys doink doink doink. I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one. She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun. I take em all out I hope you hear this song. And go into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack. And just drop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party. After this cause. [hook]. My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (dead). I was laying in bed last night thinking. And this thought just popped in my head and I thought. Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead). I would feel so (so) much (much) better x3. [outro]. I'm just playing bitch you know I love you