He took me to--our favorite spot. A place we go to hang a lot. Something seemed to catch his eye. Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder. Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder. I turned around--to see what's up. A pretty young thing sure enough. She was new--he wanted to. Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her. Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her. Oh--yeah--. then she flicked her hair (yeah!). Oh--yeah--he began to stare. Chorus:. Waiter! (Waiter) Bring me water!. I gotta make him keep his cool. (Waiter) Bring me water!. He's acting like a fool. (Waiter) Bring me water!. Uh oh I did my best--to block his view. But it was like he could see through me. I just knew--he wanted to. Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her. Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her. Oh--yeah--I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah!). Oh--yeah--she's still standing there. Repeat Chorus. There's gotta be a way to cool this clown--. he's starting to embarrass me. I may even have to hose him down--. bring me water. I don't know what he finds so distracting--. what's so hot about her. I really don't like the way he's acting. Bring me water!. Uh Bring it on!. Uhhhh. Oh. What's so hot about her. Uh uh uh. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. (Waiter bring me water). Gotta make him keep his cool. (Waiter bring me water). Send him back to school. (Waiter bring me water). He's acting like a fool. (Waiter bring me water). Waiter bring me water.