Hot wax drippin'. Honey what do you say. I got a brand new record. That I gotta play. She says not now boy. But I did anyway. Cause I'm ready so ready. Lip smackin' paddy wackin'. Walkin' the street. I got a rag top Chevy. Now I'm back on my feet. I get an EMHO woody. When I sit in the seat. Cause I'm ready so ready. I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes. Cause in the pink she look so fine. She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize honey. I know these hookers down on 42nd street but. Ill-gotten booty's not my style. I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet honey. 'Cause I'm. Alright. Your daddy says I'm. Alright. Your momma says. Alright. And my old lady says I'm. Alright. Whip crackin' floozy. Way outta control. She got a new kinda jelly. In her jelly roll. I got the right key baby. But the wrong keyhole. And I'm ready so ready. I'm a red hot pistol. And I'm ready to fight. I'm a .38 special. On a Saturday night. I'm gonna kiss your boo boo honey. Make it alright. 'Cause I'm ready so ready. I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash. It kinda keeps my ass in line. One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash yeah. My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e fine. The sun is shinin' every day. Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time honey. Since I'm. Alright. My little sister says I'm. Alright. Oh my brother thinks I'm. Alright. And my old lady knows I'm. Alright. I feel like I'm hung up on the line. I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime. Everything about you is so f-i-n-e fine. Let's put our clothes back on. And by the way girl. What's your name again. Come on come on come on come on. Since I'm. Alright. You're daddy says I'm. Alright. And Tipper thinks I'm. Alright. And Joe Perry says I'm. Alright. Pitched my tent. In the pouring rain. I got a back seat lover. That's callin' my name. She gonna blow my cover. She's hot as a flame. But I'm ready so ready. I shove my tongue. Right between your cheeks. I haven't made love now. For twenty-five weeks. I hear that your so tight. Your lovin' squeaks. And I'm ready so ready