Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!. Alex!. Alex: Yeah alright mom I said I'm coming!. Gosh. I work at home in my parent's basement. I don't troll I make statements. I'm not a cliché sittin' in my pj's. Double cupping at lunch on a tuesday. I'm like Drake see? So don't hate me!. I get vexed if you don't appreciate me. Real talk I'll put the world to rights. And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for vice. It's not for me? It must be wrong. I could ignore it and move on. But I'm a Broadband Champion. A Url Badman. And if you're try call it art. I'll have to take it all apart. I got a high-brow game plan. A Url Badman. I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathy. I got a high-brow game plan. A Url Badman. I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me. Cause I'm a Broadband Champion. A Url Badman. Spectacles with no prescription. Short-shorts with conviction. Supreme Palace Apc. Sizzurp in a chalice yeah that's so me. I'm a london white boy rapping atl. Keyboard warrior that can't spell. I don't like you I think you're worthless. I wrote a long piece about it up on my wordpress. It's not for me? It must be wrong. I could ignore it and move on. But I'm a Broadband Champion. A Url Badman. And if you're try call it art. I'll have to take it all apart. I got a high-brow game plan. A Url Badman. I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathy. I got a high-brow game plan. A Url Badman. I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me. Cause I'm a Broadband Champion. A Url Badman. I like Jordans Jay Rich Dj Skream shit. Complex Pitchfork Winnie the Pooh. I'm a space ghost perpetrator. Bottom half of Idolator. Check Tyler the Creator. Blogospheric mimicator. A$ap Kanye Xx Remix. Mike jones Paul Wall I need a kleenex. I don't like girls much they kinda silly. Unless of course they wanna play with my willy. I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathy. I got a high-brow game plan. A Url Badman. I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me. Cause I'm a Broadband Champion. A Url Badman. I got a high-brow game plan. A Url Badman