[The Lonely Island]. Imagine in your mind a posh country club. The stuffy old money. Where the poor get snubbed. The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose. There's no way these people will ever cut loose. But then I walk in the room. Hold my boombox high. And what happened next will blow your mind!. [Julian Casablancas]. Everything got out of control. The music was so entrancing. Everyone got out on the floor. It was a bunch of old white people dancing. [The Lonely Island]. Now picture if you will a bunch of business men. Stuffed in the boardroom. Like pigs in a pen. The ties around their necks are. Like a hangman's noose. In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose. The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink. These dudes'll never dance - yeah that's what you think!. I stride in the room all young and hip. Hold up my boombox and say "Listen to this!". [Julian Casablancas]. Then everyone started to move. People rejoiced instead of financing. Your preconcieved notions were shattered. By the super old white people dancing. [The Lonely Island]. The Big Apple where people never dance. Spirits go down while profits expand. The cops or the dealers who's got the juice. The street venders peddling their boiled goose. So many types of people they'll never get along. Till I bust out my boombox and play this song. [Julian Casablancas]. The music washed away all the hate. And society started advancing. Every demographic was represented. It was a rainbow coalition of dancing. WHOAHHH-ohh-OHH!. Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves. WHOAHHH-ohh-OHH!. I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman. [The Lonely Island]. Transport now to an old folks home. Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones. The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse. Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose. So I grabbed my boombox. And hit the turbo bass. And what happened next was a total disgrace. [Julian Casablancas]. Everybody started having sex. The music was way too powerful. A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits. It was disgusting to say the least - OHHH!. A boombox can change the world. But you gotta know your limits with a boombox. This was a cautionary tale. A boombox is not a toy!!!