I'm not your doormat your floormat. So don't wipe your feet on me. I'm not the only Garibaldi. There's more fish in the sea. I'm not your puppy nor goldfish. So don't treat me like a pet. I'm not a butterfly so don't try. To chase me with your net. I'm not your kneaded eraser. So don't you wear me down. I'm not your sledge sledge hammer. I'm no tool that you pound. I'm not your blacktop for hopscotch. So don't jump all over me. I'm not the place where the dogs roam. At the bottom of a tree. Don't you treat me like I have no feelings. Don't you treat me like that I have feelings. Don't treat me like that. Don't you treat me like that. Don't treat me like that. Don't you treat me like that. I'm not your carefree nor sugarless. Like the gum on your shoe. I'm not the ring 'round your finger. Nor am I wrapped around you. I'm not your shoe string your rope thing. So don't tie me in a knot. I'm not your asphalt with oil spots. So don't use me as a parking lot. (Repeat Chorus)