Heyhey T-swizzle (T-swizzle). T-pizzle (t-pizzle). I'm like 8 foot tall. Blond hair to the floor. You shorties never thought. I dreamed about rappin' hardcore!. No I ain't gotta gun. No I never really been in a club. Still live with my parents. But I'm still a thug. I'm so gangsta. You can find me bakin' cookies at night. You out clubbin'?. Well I just made caramel delight!. T-swift and t-pain rappin' on the same track. It's a thug story tell me can you handle that?. I had a dream last night. I had high-top nikes. I had diamonds in my mouth and diamonds on my mic. By the time I woke I was singin -. I'm on a boooaat (t-pain). Cuz I'm a singer turned rapper (swift). Shorty I'ma make ya (t-pain). Straight to the top yo (swift). Shorty I'ma crank ya (t-pain). You can call me t-sweezy. Now I'm a rap star (swift). It's a thug story now tell em who you are (t-pain). Say ya turned gangsta (t-pain). You don't wanna fight me (swift). Straight to the top (t-pain). In my xtra-small white tee (swift). T-swift and t-pain all up on the same track. Now it's a thug story now can you gimme that? (t-pain). What?! what?! I knit sweaters yo!. What?! what?! don't test me (bleep). Swift talking: hey hold on hold on. I didn't even say anything. I said yo. You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything. I didn't swear. T-pain sings: she didn't even swear-. Swift: hello? ugh!