I'll be. The way you shake it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT". The way you move it. You make my pee pee go. Da-doing doing doing. I don't believe it. It's almost too good to be true. I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT". The way you move it. You make my pee pee go. doing doing doing. The way she moves she like a belly danca. She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa. I think someone's at the door but I don't think i'ma answa. Police saying freeze... da-doing doing doing. What do you mean freeze?. Please I'm a human being. I have needs I'm not done. Not till I'm finished pee-ing. I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing. Mister officer I'm already on my knees. I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me. And do not treat me like a murderer. I just like to pee Pee pee. yes I make R'n'B. I sing song it a ring a chong. A Ching chong chong chong ching. Syke I joke I joke I kidd I kidd. If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive. For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog. I am a mere puppet. I can get away with anything I say. and you will love it. The way you shake it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT". The way you move it. You make my pee pee go. da-doing doing doing. Jessica Simpson. looks oh so temptin. Nick I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT". Everytime I see the show on MTV. My pee pee goes. Da-doing doing doing. Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome. Now they gettin older. they startin to grow bum-bums. I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn. Police saying freeze... da-doing doing doing. What do you mean freeze?. Jeez I just got my seat. I have tickit look I put away my zipper's zipped. Please do not remove me from this movie theater please. I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene. I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene. And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman. This movie is PG mister officer. I demand to see my attorney. I will simply plead innocent. cop a plea and be free. Free yes free right back on the streets. What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael. He's too busy I'm Triumph. Britney Spears has shoulders like a man. And I can say that and you laugh. cuz there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haa]. The way you shake it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT". The way you move it. You make my pee pee go. Da-doing doing doing. Hilary Duff is. Not quite old enough so. I ain't never seen a butt like "THAT". Maybe next year I'll say ass. And she'll make my pee pee go. Da-doing doing doing. The way she moves she dances like a gogo. In that video she sings "Get Out" you boso. "I need a new boyfriend Hi my name is JoJo". Police saying freeze... da-doing doing doing. What do you mean freeze?. My computers will be seized. And my keys to my ranch. I just baked cookies. Mister officer lookie take a whiff of these. Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this. Nobody is safe from me no not even me. I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee. Pee on the radio but I think I did. Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!. Syke I joke I joke I kidd I kidd. I don't think my joke is working I must flee. Quick get to the chopper everybody get out. I'm not Triumph I'm Arnold get "DOWN". The way you shake it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT". The way you move it. You make my pee pee go. Da-doing doing doing. So Gwen Stefani. Will you pee-pee on me please?. I ain't never seen a ass like that. Cuz the way you move it. You make my pee pee go. Da-doing doing doing. Fuck is wrong with you? (HA)