I know you like me (I know you like me). I know you do (I know you do). That's why whenever I come around. She's all over you. And I know you want it (I know you want it). It's easy to see (it's easy to see). And in the back of your mind. I know you should be on with me. Chorus:. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?. Don't cha?. Don't cha?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?. Don't cha?. Don't cha?. Fight the feeling (fight the feeling). Leave it alone (leave it alone). 'Cause if it ain't love. It just ain't enough to leave a happy home. Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly). You have to play fair (you have to play fair). See I don't care. But I know she ain't gonna wanna share. Chorus:. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?. Don't cha?. Don't cha baby? Don't cha?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?. Don't cha?. Don't cha?. I know she loves you (I know she loves you). So I understand (I understand). I probably be just as crazy about you. If you were my own man. Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime). Possibly (possibly). Until then old friend your secret is safe with me. Chorus:. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?. Don't cha?. Don't cha baby? Don't cha?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?. Don't cha?. Don't cha?