JUDY IS A PUNK. Jackie is a punk. Judy is a runt. They both went down to Berlin joined the Ice Capades. And oh I don't know why. Oh I don't know why. Perhaps they'll die.. Second verse same as the first. Third verse different from the first.. Jackie is a punk. Judy is a runt. They both went down to Frisco joined the SLA. And oh I don't know why. Oh I don't know why. Perhaps they'll die..