I stepped on the dance floor feeling very cool. I thought I saw an angel sitting on a stool. I just couldn’t tell you’ll think I’m a fool. If she was a woman or a man. She was the kind of woman that a man could crave. From her high-heeled shoes to her permanent wave. Except maybe she was needing a shave. Was she a woman or a man?. O I asked her to dance and I took her by the hand. She held me so tight it was hard for me to stand. Built like a lumberjack I couldn’t understand. If she was a woman or a man. Well I walked her home it was quarter past four. My heart was thumping as we ducked in the door. And then when she kissed me I thought I was sure. If she was a woman or a man. Well she stole my wallet and she knocked me off my feet. She tied on her roller skates and made her retreat. All I found was a blond wig a-lying in the street. Was she a woman or a man?. Well I don’t care if she seemed unkind. She stole my heart and she robbed me blind. I love her so much that I still wouldn’t mind. If she was a woman or a man