Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed. Fell in love with a church choir tramp. Found out she was a drag queen. Crown him the Hollywood kid. Spent his time in another man's bed. Does anybody care. He said-he said. Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive about sixteen thousand feet. I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street. Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly. They found him dead. Was anybody there. He said-he said. Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares. Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs. But be ready to rumble. Be ready to fight if you wanna live through the boulevard night. Get ready for problems get ready for pain. If you wanna play the L.A. game. Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair. Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square. Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame. Not a lick of talent paid dues got fucked by John Wayne. Crown her the Hollywood queen she gives head in every scene. Did anybody stare. She said-she said. Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares. Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs. But be ready to rumble. Be ready to fight if you wanna live through the boulevard night. Get ready for problems get ready for pain. If you wanna play the L.A. game. Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair. Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square.