Grandma needs new dentures. To eat the crust on pizza. Been taken out by her daughter. Because she thought she ought'a. The kids are eating snickers. Because they're so delicious. Then there's sticky fingers. And mother loses her knickers. bank holiday comes six times a year. times of enjoyment. to which everyone cheers. bank holiday comes a six pack of beer. than it's back to work A.G.A.I.N. Bar-b-que is cooking. Sausages and chicken. The patio is buzzing. The neighbours they are looking. John is down the fun pub. Drinking lots of lager. Girls and boys are on the game. All the high streets look the same.