* Jewel and Atz together. A little yodeling song. for my man Yo. And I know that Yo don't know. That I wrote this song a late one night. He'd heard me yodeling down at Hobo Gin's. And we were hanging out at the Putter Inn. He was beggin me to yodel. And Oh Yo he wasn't half the type. He held out his hand. I said "What's your name?". And he said "Yo". So I asked him again. And he said "Yo" again. So I figured it must be his name. Well I was having some perculiar thoughts. But you can't say much with a name like Atz. So I settled back. Tried to figure out Yo-yo's game. Now Yo was sailin three sheets of the wind. With a frozen stare. And an ear-to-ear grin. He kept beggin me to yodel sayin. "G-gget up there and yodel with the band". It was my good friend Rod with a hired gun. So I stepped up to have a little bit of fun. With the lead and the bass and the drummer and the rhythm man. Now Yo he staggered right up to the stage. He had this angelic smile on his face. That sucker looked like he floated up to heaven and he died. While I never had a fan quite like Yo before. He stood there mesmerized on the floor. He started stompin and clappin when he heard my yodeling cry. (chorus). And I said. *Yo This yodeling song's for you. No matter where you go. No matter what you do. Remember that time spent yodeling's time well spent. I've never had myself a fan club before. But Yo don't you know that one thing's for sure. If I do I'll make you my fan club president. And I said. *(Yodel). . Well when I got through. I said "There you go Yo". And he was still smiling but his eyes were still closed. And I thought I was going to get away from him. But then he opened them wide and said. "I-II want to hear some more". Well I was wearing out my welcome and I was running out of time. But I decided that I'd yodel up another line. Cause I thought it was the only way I could get Yo off the floor. Then I got to thinking. I realized. Suddenly I realized. Why old Yo liked yodeling. Because everytime I yodeled I was saying Yo's name. Well then I got to thinking it probably wouldn't work too well. In fact it downright sounds like hell. If you ever try to yodel using anybody elses name. Try Inga. *Inga-lay (etc.). See what I mean It just doesn't work. So In this whole wide world. No matter where I go. One thing I've learned. I've finally know. I'll never yodel again if there's anyone in the audience named Yo. And I said. *Yo This yodeling song's for you. No matter where you go. No matter what you do. Remember that time spent yodeling's time well spent. I've never had myself a fan club before. But Yo don't you know that one thing's for sure. If I do I'll make you my fan club president. And I said. *(Yodel). (long yodel).