Born in the middle of a second big baby boom. Those noisy boys just might have spoken up too soon. Now I'm looking for a little girl I wonder where she's gone. Big money for families having more than one. Opportunity opportunity. This is your big opportunity. They shop around. follow you without a sound. Whatever you do now. Don't turn around. Whatever happened to the pride of the nation?. They say "just wait until you break formation". She was sitting pretty on a velvet cushion. But her bedroom eyes were like a button she was pushing. She said "When they get to Dover they'll be be taking over". I said I'd come to her defense and then she pulled me over. Chorus. I'm in the foxhole I'm down in the trench. I'd be a hero but I can't stand the stench. The Fitness Institute was full of General Motormen. And the "Hello House of Beauty" wouldn't stand a chance with them. The chairman of this boredom is a compliment collector. I'd like to be his funeral director. Chorus.