Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed. I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head. Checked out my mail there was letter that read. Love for sale love for sale. I picked up the phone I called everyone I could. I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone. book. You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook. Love for sale love for sale. Send up a signal throw me a line. Somebody explain " this funny Valentine". It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime. I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind. I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set. I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet. I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet. Love for sale love for sale. Solo. We've been living together 3 years. 2 hours 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers. You can't shop for love when you're shopping at. Sears. Love for sale love for sale. I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see. My old lady she played this joke on me. I never looked where. I forgot it would be. Love for sale love for sale