The bottom feels so much better than the top. So much better. Nan you're a window shopper. Taking a look but you never buy. Nan you're a window shopper. You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver. Nan you're a window shopper. Get on the bus cause you still can't drive. Nan you're a window shopper. Mad as fuck only just alive. You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky. You stumble for your glasses cause without 'em you can't see. It's funny how I come around your house and I'm twenty. And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me. I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label. You've done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April. And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals. You've covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils. You're headed down the bowls club. Have another orange squash. Fools are rolling rolling rolling. And you can't walk right. 'Cause things aren't what they were. Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen. Nan you're a window shopper. Taking a look but you never buy. Nan you're a window shopper. You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver. Nan you're a window shopper. Get on the bus cause you still can't drive. Nan you're a window shopper. Mad as fuck only just alive. You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension. And then you're off to bingo has become an obsession. So weary of the kids who are wearing their hoods up. And even if they smile at you you think it's a stick-up. You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons. You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?. You're always at the doctor oicking up your prescription. And they throw in some KY just to ease up the friction. You got a leak in your colostomy bag. Yeah it's got a hole in hole in hole in. At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley. It's sad how you're rolling rolling rolling. Nan you're a window shopper. Taking a look but you never buy. Nan you're a window shopper. You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver. Nan you're a window shopper. Get on the bus cause you still can't drive. Nan you're a window shopper. Mad as fuck only just alive