(featuring Ludacris). Yeah!. YEA-YEAH!. WHOA-O-OHH. (Hook 1). Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty. Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty. Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty. don't chop me Shawty don't Screw Me. Shawty don't chop me Shawty don't Screw Me. Shawty don't chop me Shawty don't Screw Me. Yeah. Yea-Yeah. (T-Pain Verse 1). Have you ever seen. a dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar). Straight out of a magazine. and you just want to let her know who you are. (are-are). So you say let me buy you a drink. or let a conversation. if that's what you want to do (do-do). And she said love is about to end. And you said welcome to my crib. And She said I can't leave my friends. (Chorus 1). Now you've officially been chopped and screwed. Screwed-Screwed. Chopped-Chopped. And Screwed. You've officially been. Dance-Dance. Screwed. And Ewed-Ewed. Chopped. Screwed-Screwed. you've officially been chopped and screwed. And-And. Screw. Chop-Screw-Screwed. you've offically been Screwed. Screwed. Screw-Screw. Chop-Chop. And Screwed. you've officially been. And-And. Screwed. (Hook 2). Shawty don't chop me Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah). Sha-Shawty don't chop me Shawty Screw-Screw. (Chopped and Screwed). Shawty-Shawty don't chop Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me. (HEYYY-Yeah). Shawty don't chop me don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah). (T-Pain Verse 2). Have you ever been in the VIP room. of your favorite strip club (club-club). And you got a shawty on you. kissing on your neck. making you feel like she so in love (love-love). Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks. And you feeling like it`s about time to cuddle up. (up-up). And you said shawty what`s really up. And she takes big sip out yo cup. And she said it'll be 60 bucks. (Chorus 2). Now you've officially been chopped and screwed. Screwed-Screwed. Chopped-Chopped. And Screwed. You've officially been. Dance-Dance. Screwed. And Ewed-Ewed. Chopped. Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)). you've officially been chopped and. (Ludacris). Nah-Nah-Nah. shawty why you acting all like that (like that). like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me. Ludacris cant-cant live with out 'em. but even more i bet you really cant live with out me (nope). You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup). You got to be out yo mind (ey). I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw. You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo). Back breaker. Put you over my knees. Put you on punishment. Women and I`ll spank ya (baaa). have you praising the lord. like thank you-thank you. thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus). But have you ever met a women that will lead you on. And still you work instead of please her (yup). Have her singing this song. Cause all night long. She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup). But I got to admit that I have. Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey). Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey). Probably its cause the amount of booty that I grab. (ey). Comming back to haunt me. So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened). guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda). (Chorus 3). Now you've officially been chopped and screwed. Screwed-Screwed. Chopped-Chopped. And Screwed. You've officially been. Dance-Dance. Screwed. And Ewed-Ewed. Chopped. Screwed-Screwed. you've officially been chopped and screwed. And-And. Screw. Chop-Screw-Screwed. you've officially been Screwed. Screwed. Screw-Screw. Chop-Chop. And Screwed. you've offically been. And-And. Screwed. (Hook 3). Shawty don't chop me Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah). Sha-Shawty don't chop me Shawty Screw-Screw. (Chopped and Screwed). Shawty-Shawty don't chop Shawty-Shawty don't Screw. Me. Shawty don't chop me don't-don't Screw. Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME