You come home you look kind of frantic. Too bad cause I feel romantic. I know you're stressed out again. Tonight - I guess - that we're just friends again. You know I'm really not the type to compete. I hope your meetings were filled with lots of good 'meet'. And your appointments have lots of good 'ointments'. ??? what you could never could satisfy. *** CHORUS ***. Cause I don't carry you like I did a minute ago. I tried to love you but it was just too stressful. It's like leavin' your boots on when you go swimming. But I never will fight for what doesn't want to win. You wake up - I'm doing cartwheels. You're grumpy. Said "Try some how I feel". "I'm happy" just wasn't no fun. It's hard enough just waking up next to one. You know if you were oatmeal - you'd just look for lumps. If you were sweet I'd call you sugarbumps. If you were the sunshine you'd say I was. Well I am tired of this capricious game. *** Chorus. A Marital Carnival. A Marital Carnival. A Marital Carnival. Stop!. I want to get off.... Sweetheart I'm gonna find myself a ride. One that doesn't bring me down this time. One that isn't always on the run. One that can have good old fashioned fun. Cause you know my purpose in life is nothing more. Is then to simply be a dork. I'm just like a special chocolate treat. I ain't no piece of leftover hot dogs.... *** Chorus ***. I never will fight for. No!. I never will fight for. Ruff!. I never will fight for what doesn't want to win (winning).