I'm a weirdo yeah I'm a weirdo. People looking at me crazy I don't care though. I'm a weirdo w-w-weirdo. Ask me if I give a fuck I say fuck no. I say fuck no I say fuck no. Ask me if I give a fuck I say fuck no. I'm a weirdo not a hero. Had a psych eval didn't clear though. Ergo I say ear-go. Cut my ear off now I can't hear stereo. If that makes me weird I'm weird. I use a Mach-3 razor on my beard. I use a Mach-10 razor down down here. Seven more blades cause I like it sheer. Use a banana as a telephone. Use a banana as a telephone. Use a banana as a telephone. Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone. Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton". But it's me in a wig mind is hella gone. "Ay papi you crazy". Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy. Best picture must be doing something right. Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight. Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight. Bit a cop got a ticket for a cock bite. I'm demented and deranged motherfucker. Choose the middle seat on a plane motherfucker. Just wrong like a dog in Ray-Bans. Piss off the roof you could call me Rain Man. Best picture must be doing something right. Fuck I'm repeating myself man I'm not right. I'm a weirdo yeah I'm a weirdo. People looking at me crazy I don't care though. I'm a weirdo w-w-weirdo. Ask me if I give a fuck I say fuck no. I say fuck no I say fuck no. Ask me if I give a fuck I say fuck no. Ask me if I give a fuck I say fuck no