Orpheus sat gloomy in his garden shed. Wondering what to do. With a lump of wood a piece of wire. And a little pot of glue. O Mamma O Mamma. He sawed at the wood with half a heart. And glued it top to bottom. He strung a wire in between. He was feeling something rotten. O Mamma O Mamma. Orpheus looked at his instrument. And he gave the wire a pluck. He heard a sound so beautiful. He gasped and said O my God. O Mamma O Mamma. He rushed inside to tell his wife. He went racing down the halls. Eurydice was still asleep in bed. Like a sack of cannonballs. O Mamma O Mamma. Look what I've made cried Orpheus. And he plucked a gentle note. Eurydice's eyes popped from their sockets. And her tongue burst through her throat. O Mamma O Mamma. O God what have I done he said. As her blood pooled in the sheets. But in his heart he felt a bliss. With which nothing could compete. O Mamma O Mamma. Orpheus went leaping through the fields. Strumming as hard as he did please. Birdies detonated in the sky. Bunnies dashed their brains out on the trees. O Mamma O Mamma. Orpheus strummed till his fingers bled. He hit a G minor 7. He woke up God from a deep deep sleep. God was a major player in heaven. O Mamma O Mamma. God picked up a giant hammer. And He threw it with an thunderous yell. It smashed down hard on Orpheus' head. And knocked him down a well. O Mamma O Mamma. The well went down very deep. Very deep went down the well. The well went down so very deep. Well the well went down to hell. O Mamma O Mamma. Poor Orpheus woke up with a start. All amongst the rotting dead. His lyre tacked safe under his arm. His brains all down his head. O Mamma O Mamma. Eurydice appeared brindled in blood. And she said to Orpheus. If you play that fucking thing down here. I'll stick it up your orifice!. O Mamma O Mamma. This lyre lark is for the birds said Orpheus. It's enough to send you bats. Let's stay down here Eurydice dear. And we'll have a bunch of screaming brats. O Mamma O Mamma. Orpheus picked up his lyre for the last time. He was on a real low down bummer. And stared deep into the abyss and said. This one is for Mamma. O Mamma O Mamma. O Mamma O Mamma