Gonna tell you a story. On a cold winter's night. You've been sailing for glory. Before you know what is right. So come over here now. I got a vision for you. It's my personal snake oil. It's just something I do. I'm the jester with no tears. And I'm playing on your fears. I'm a trickster smiling underneath. This mask of love and death. The eternal lie I've told. About the pyramids of gold. I've got you hooked at every turn. Your money's left to burn. (hahaha). You'll be wanting a contract Ha!. You'll be waiting awhile. I'd like to give you my contact. But that isn't my style. Well you only get one chance. And it's too good to miss. If I didn't lie to ya then I wouldn't exist. Greed lust and envy cry. It's the same old same old lie. The Smoke and mirrors. Visions that you see are just like me. I'm a clever man. Whose face is just a little outta place. I know Someone just like you. Knows someone just like me. El Dorado come and play. El Dorado stuck this way. Take a ticket for the ride. El Dorado streets of gold. See the ship is almost sold. You got one last chance to try. So gone is the glory. And gone is the gold. Well if you knew the story. How come it has to be told. Well you can say I'm a devil. And I wouldn't say no. But out here on the darkside. Hey! on with the show. So then my tale is told. Big and bad and twice as bold. This Ship of fools is sinking. As the cracks begin to grow. There is no easy way. For an honest man today. Which is something you should think of. As my lifeboat sails away. El Dorado come and play. El Dorado stuck this way. Take a ticket for the ride. El Dorado streets of gold. See the ship is almost sold. You got one last chance to try. El Dorado come and play. El Dorado's left this way. Take a ticket for the ride. El Dorado streets of gold. See the ship is almost sold. You got one last chance to try