I wake up every morning Six o'clock I`m right on time. I eat a low fat breakfast I tie a perfect tie. I kiss the wife I hug the kids I pat the dogs and cats. I never lose anything my car keys or my hat. 'Cause I`m the man of the year. I`m the man of the year. I never cheat at finals or miss a day at school. My urine tests are perfect my prostate is a jewel. 'Cause I`m the man of the year. I`m the man of the year. 'Cause I`m the man of the year. I`m never ever jealous. Never ever cruel. I`m a graduate of Harvard. Where I never broke the rules. The queen made me a knight. The pope made me a saint. The president plays golf with me. I make Madonna faint. So why am I so lonely. Depressed and in despair. If I pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care. It was the greatest funeral I laid in perfect state. And later I will meet the lord I bet he just can`t wait. To meet the man of the year. I`m the man of the year. Stand in line to meet the man. I`m the man I`m the man I`m the man.