Christmas Celebration. Weezer ( Album : Unknown ). Christmas celebration. All around the nation. Won't you stay with me tonight. Cos I'm running out of fight. And the pagentry is such a bore. Carolers are singing. Registers ka-chinging. And the presents are in place. But I'd rather eat some mace. Cos that egg nog always makes me sick. You know how the story goes. You've seen it all before. That man is so obese. That he can't get out the door. Christmas to perfection. I'm begging for some action. And the ringing in my ears. Is the sound of christmas cheer. Cos they knocked me screaming overboard. You know how the story goes. You've seen it all before. That man is so obese. That he can't get out the door. You know how the story goes. You've seen it all before. That man is so obese. That he can't get out the door. Christmas celebration. All around the nation. Won't you stay with me tonight. Cos I'm running out of fight. And the pagentry is such a bore. The pagentry is such a bore. The pagentry is such a bore. The pagentry is such a bore yeah. The pagentry is such a bore yeah!