I got up this morning and did fifty-five press-ups Dad!. I brushed my teeth since breakfast and I threw away my Playboy that's bad!. The Ferrari's in the garage and I gave it a wash just for you!. But please don't make me come to the theatre; it's so uncool!. I'll babysit my cousin and I promise not to tease him oh no. I'll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him oh. I'll watch him like a hawkeye in case a fit should seize him. But please don't make me come to the theatre; it's so grim!. Kevin's a model child. Always as good as gold. Kevin is never wild. Always does as he's told