Man the other day I was trying to figure out. How many letters was in the alphabet. It took me all day but you know I did it. You wanna know how many letters there are?. 26 Letters in the alphabet. I wear a shower cap so I don't get wet. I put on my shoes so my feet don't hurt. And go to the floor with ernie and bert. When I'm on the floor. I'm singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I got lots of friends. so I don't need pets. 26 Letters in the alphabet. Ernie got wasted and bert went flat. They got kicked out and they can't come back. So they're standing outside. Singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. They're standing outside. Singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Yeah they're standing outside singing. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Yeah you know they're outside. Do the ernie. Who's inside?. Do the bert. Who's outside?. Shake your milky. Who's upside?. Chocolate shirt. Who's downside?. 26 Letters in the alphabet. Man I didn't know I was so smart. My brain hurts