Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz. He was just a rookie cop just a baby Buzz. He patroled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip. He protected you and me from evil women like poor Alice D. Alice was the girl that all the hippies dread. And they called her sweet Alice the head. Alice it was plain to see was full of pot and STD. She'd attract a great big crowd because her inner piece was much too loud. Good Buzz did the thing that all the good Buzz must. Stuck his gun in Alice's back and said "This is a Buzz". Shone the flashlight in her eyes she began to hypnotise. Buzz said "What a wild sensation guess this must be hallucination". Love is so sensational when you fall in love with eyes dilational. Now they're taking pills in shops Buzz is not afraid of what. Buzz and Alice D have shown the way of where the Buzz might be some day. Buzz is still a cop of course he's the pusher on the porch.