come gather round me people here's a story you never heard. 'bout me and my friends and some things that occured. we thought we'd get some money we thought that we might go. spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico. I was workin at McDonalds doin' the latenight run. when a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun. said give us all your money and three big macs to go. I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below. well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police. I guess I was kinda nervous there was a warrant out on me. concernin' some jaywalkin tickets I couldn't afford to pay. needless to say I got the axe that same day. well me bein' outta work just then I didn't wanna go home. my mom said if I lost this job I'd have to go out on my own. so I went over to Dave's house and got really stoned. called up some girls but none o' them were home. Steve came over and he brought some alcohol. we're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall. thought we'd get some money we thought that we might go. spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico. Steve's dad had a huntin' rifle and we went and picked it up. and we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck. we raised up that huntin' rifle but the counter guy just laughed. as he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass. we were runnin so fast 'til we came to the McDonalds where I used to work. we walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk. said give us all your money and three big macs to go. and suck on this you weasel we're goin to Mexico. down south we all got really wasted Dave got a case of the runs. we're all really hungover and gettin low on funds. Dave and Steve called their parents and took the bus back home. me I got a job at McDonalds down in Mexico.