"My job is to tell it like it is..". [Ice Cube]. See who the fuck I'ma jack today. Nigga broke shit. and it's early in the mornin. "Today I'm going to tell you the story of Robin Hood". [Ice Cube]. At last grab my ski-mask out the closet. Now let's see how big did my balls get?. I brush my teeth - it takes a thief. Swervin cause I'm tryin to roll up the chronic leaf. At a stop sign I take a hit and hold it on. I cough (*cough cough*) now I'm off. Drivin down the two-lane highway. It's all bad thinkin bout shit I never had. Pass through the W.S. (neighbor-hood). Knowin I can do my best in Westwood. Cut off by a white BM driven by a yuppie. He sticks up his finger like "Fuck me". Now I gotta to follow him HOME with my CHROME. Send him to the Twilight ZONE it's ON. Niggaz say I'm gone cause I'm fuckin with the rich. (say what?) but they all full of bitch (yeah). Don't need a snitch so I'm rollin solo. in a straight bucket no it ain't a low-low. He pulls up to a seven bedroom eight bath. Oh yeah! He's got to feel the wrath. Pistola to the neck devil turn off the Westec(?). and when you're rollin have mo' respect (bitch). Tied his ass up and took everything I could. A nigga straight robbin mobbin back to the hood. Chorus: Ice Cube (repeat 2X). All my niggaz love (the adventures of). All my niggaz love (the adventures of). All my niggaz love (the adventures of... .. robbin hood cause it ain't all good). [Ice Cube]. Since two-eleven is my favorite number. fuck squabbin cause I be +Robin+ like the Boy Wonder. "Holy Bandit!" Leave yo' ass stranded and you know that. Unhook the LoJack cellular phone under the flo' mat. (Uh) They wanna say that it's federal. Actin like your ninety-five Coupe is headed fo'. Beirut they wanna shoot me like a terrorist. but I don't give a FUCK cause I'm takin care of this. Trigger finger got blisters. Heard from your sisters you be rollin on the twisters. Now when we meet I can make your heart beat... .. and make you feel so neat. Or you can get us fifteen. twenties out the ATM I'll take all of them (give 'em up). I'm king of the Slim Jim it's the incredible. Nine-oh-two-one-oh is where I'm headed foe. Don't need no Merry Men I fuck around and bury them. (POW!) if they told what I stole (uh). Motherfuckers got to know that I'm lethal. Steal from the rich and slide it to my people. Chorus 1/2. [Ice Cube]. I stalk rich ass people like Hudson Hawk. Bitch don't talk let's take a walk. Nigga got nuttin to lose you know the rules. The purse and the jewels or the eleven o'clock news. Which one? Magnum gun to the titties. Makin scared devils move from my city. with the strong-arm fuck the long arm of the law. Bitch count to ten and forget who you saw (hurry up). Had to clock her with the handle cause. your husband's a thief with an S&L scandal. Don't feel bad if you're stuck up ahhhh. Nobody move nobody get - shut the fuck up!. I'm nervous quick to serve this. heat in yo' meat make your blood skeet. A nigga just tryin to get on his feet. So hurry up rich bitch before I twitch. She said "Don't rape me and don't kill me". Nigga don't want to fuck yo' filthy ass. Just give me the cash and we good. All I wanna do is rob you on my way to the hood. Chorus. Chorus: Ice Cube. All my niggaz love (the adventures of). All my niggaz love (the adventures of). All my niggaz love (the adventures of... .. robbin hood cause it ain't all good). All my niggaz love (the adventures of). All my niggaz love (the adventures of). All my niggaz love (the adventures of... .. robbin hood cause ain't SHIT good YEAH!). "You know somethin Robin?" (8X). "You know somethin Robin? You're takin too many chances.". "You must be joking!". "You're takin too many chances.". "You must be joking