Oh I don't complain when she squeezes me. Cos she's heavy. And I don't complain when she teases me. Cos she's heavy. Oh I don't complain when she turns up late. Asks me out I don't hesitate. Gor a lot more loving with a lot more weight. Chorus. And she's heavy  and she's heavy. And she's heavy and she's heavy. Oh I don't object when she cooks a lot. Cos she's heavy. And I don't object when she calls the shots. Cos she's ready. She might need to lose just a pound or two. The lady knows how to bill and coo. Got so much more I can hold on to. Chorus. No no no no more tonight. I can see what you bin saving. No no no no more tonight. I can see you're misbehaving. When her temper rises she can shake the ground. And she's heavy. And there's plenty there to put your arms around. And she's ready. Her profile leaves you in no doubt. It's hard to handle such a big amount. See her through my eyes it's what's inside that counts