J: Hey Kage. K: Jables. J: How goes it man?. K: S'good... s'good. J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um. I just want us to be the. Best fucking band in the world.. K: Well yeah me too!. J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.. K: Well s'true. I agree with that.. J: I mean what yeah we're gonna be. yeah we're really good. We're like. Almost as good as Arcade Fire fuck that.. K: Yeah. J: We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!. K: What what do you.... J: All those fucking youngsters gotta. lick our fucking boot or fuck it!. Y'know what I mean?. K: Yeah! Yeah well what how do we do that though?. J: *sigh* Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.. K: What!. J: I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game.. K: Lessons!. J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like. learn a fucking. Y'know a Texas. Two-Step or something to add to his arsenal?. K: Man yeah that's true. That's true.. J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs. are a little. Sloppy.. K: Really?. J: And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but. I went ahead and hired a. Dude.. K: Yeah? Oh no what!. J: Dude just give it a chance will you?. If you don't like- ah hey! I. Swear if you don't like it we'll fucking fire his ass. He's out.. K: Who is this guy? I never.... J: His name is Felix Char (?). K: Urgh what.. J: He's from Spain and he is the best.. K: Oh god.... J: I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic.. (Meant to be. Philharmonic). K: Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird!. J: Will you just will you just spend a minute with him?. K: Ok. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.. J: Ok bro he's right outside I'm sending him in.. K: Oh god Ok. Why? Lessons so stupid.. F: Hello?. K: Uh hi!. F: Hello I am Felix Char.. K: Hi uh. Felix? Yeah um.. F: Ah as Jack as asked me to spend some time with you.. Uh.. K: Ok hm.. F: One on one. So while Jack is outside. ah we will work on your. Technique.. K: Ok.. F: Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here?. K: Yup. Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here.. F: Ah it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?. K: Ah well it's a Gibson.. F: Yes a Gibson yes. Made by the same uh manufacturer.. Pick it up. Please can you pick it up?. K: Ok. Yeah.. F: No no no d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!. K: What? What'd I do? What'd I do?. F: You pick it up from the neck!. This is not the way you pick up a guitar!. K: I just picked it up I just-. F: No no hey hey hey hey hey. cállate tu boca pick it up from the. Body.. K: The what!. F: The body.. K: Oh the body! Body Ok.. F: I'm sorry about my accent.. K: I didn't know I didn't know.. F: Now listen to me. I want you to play like it is a woman.. You go and. Play the guitar now. Play.. K: Uh Ok? Uh.. F: No no no no no. You your fingers.. Your fingers are too tight.. K: They're too tight?. F: Yes let me get behind you. Like this you see?. K: Oh! Hn.. F: If I put my finger on your finger.. K: Hey!. F: Then you can feel.... K: I can! Wait!. F: Sh sh sh sh shu! Finger to your mouth.. I put my finger on your. Mouth on your lips.. K: Mhmhm!. F: Yes that's good.. K: Hey man!. F: Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm.. K: I'm just try- what! ?. F: Feel this. Do you feel that?. K: Oh god! This is really weird man!. F: That's my cock.. K: What!. F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks.. K: Oh God! Hey!. F: Do you feel it?. K: No!. F: Now I'm going to tough your cock.. K: Ow!. F: Let me touch your penis.. J: It's me!. K: What!. J: It's me. It's Jb.. K: God!. J: There's no Felix dude.. K: What are you doing!. J: I'm Fucking Waking You Up!. I'm Trying To Shake Your Foundations!. K: By touching me with your penis!. J: Yes! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!. K: God!. J: That's all I'm saying dude! I'm making a point! Let's get fucking. Serious! Let's get physical! Alright. Let's take it from the top.