Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class. Always the last in line. All the other little kids would laugh at him. Said he'd die before his time. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Little Billy didn't mind. Most of the kids smoked cigarettes. Just to prove that they were cool. The teacher didn't know about the children's games. And Billy always followed the rules. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Little Billy didn't mind. Billy was big on the outside. But there's an even bigger man inside. Ten million cigarettes burning every day. And Billy's still doing fine. Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged. With children of their own. Their smoking games are reality now. And cancer's seed is sown. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Little Billy's didn't mind. Most of them smoke maybe forty a day. A habit Billy doesn't share. One by one they're passing away. Leaving orphans to Billy's care. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Little Billy doesn't mind. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Little Billy's doing fine.