Always had a roof above me. Always paid the rent. but I've never set foot inside a tent. Can't build a fire to save my life. I lied about being the outdoor type. i've never slept out underneath the stars. the closest that i came to that was one time my car. broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night. i lied about being the outdoor type.. Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for. I lied until I fit the bill god bless the great indoors. I lied about being the outdoor type. I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike. i can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend. what if somethings on tv and its never shown again. its just as well i'm not invited i'm afraid of heights. i lied about being the outdoor type. Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight