Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat. Would you like to grab my thighs?. Yes I have got nice tits. They are the perfect grab me size. I'm just a nice girl. Thought I had everything. Until you flashed me. And I saw what I was missing. I've been saving myself my whole life. For some slimeball like you to come along. I am so desperate. I'll do you and your mom. Chorus:. I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline. When I think about what I'll be giving. My own private god's gift to women. My own private god's gift to women. My own private god's gift to women. Yeah Yeah. I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on. If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue. I was just thinking that it'd really make my day. If he offered me a place to stay with pay. I'm just a nice girl. Thought I had everything. Until you flashed me. And I saw what I was missing. I've been saving myself my whole life. for some sketcher like you to come along. I am so desperate. I'll do you on the front lawn. Chorus:. I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline. When I think about what I'll be giving. My own private god's gift to women. My own private god's gift to women. My own private god's gift to women. Yeah Yeah. I was just thinking that it'd be really cool. If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool. That way he could have nothing left to say. And have his way with me all day. I'm just a nice girl. Thought I had everything. Until you flashed me. And I saw what I was missing. I've been saving myself my whole life. For some motherfucker like you to come along. I am so desperate. I am writing you this song. And you're so vain. You probably think this song is about you. Chorus:. I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline. When I think about what I'll be giving. My own private god's gift to women. My own private god's gift to women. My own private god's gift to women. Yeah Yeah. Transcribed by James Reach. Corrections by Neal Copperman and others.