Came down from the North. You know the way they do. Got a cheeky smile. Sexy Northerner. Hanging round the clubs. Gets in them for free. Don't know how he does it. Sexy Northerner. Drinks a lot of beer. At least he doesn't smoke. Hasn't lost his accent. Sexy Northerner. How does he do it?. How does he do it?. Acts like he's got nothing to prove. Sexy Northerner. It's not all football and fags. No it's not all football and fags. Don't you dare imply. that it's grim up North. He went last weekend. Sexy Northerner. In the latest clothes. Wears a posh cologne. Got a lot of pride. Sexy Northerner. Says he wants a job. Something interesting. like a graphic designer. Sexy Northerner. How does he do it?. How does he do it?. Acts like he's got nothing to prove. Sexy Northerner. It's not all football and fags. No it's not all football and fags