I'm a dirty old man. I do what I can. Tryin' to make a livin'. I'm a dirty old man. I like to get hammered. On Friday night. Sometimes I can't wait. So Monday's alright. It's a battle with the bottle. I'll win it alright. But I lost another round. In the bar last night. I'm a dirty old man. I do what I can. Tryin' to make a livin'. I'm a dirty old man. Yeah I'm gonna get fired. For drinkin' on the job. Got caught with the boss's wife. In the parking lot. I'm gonna get killed. For doin' this again. But I just can't help it. It's under my skin. I'm a dirty old man. I do what I can. I'm gonna get hammered. And do it again. I'm a dirty old man. I do what I can. Tryin' to make a livin'. I'm a dirty old man. Got a bag of frozen peas. I use on my knees. I injured from beggin'. And tryin' to please. If you believe that. I'm losing my fat. Got a workout program. And a new rubber mat. I'm a dirty old man. I do what I can. Tryin' to make a livin'. I'm a dirty old man. I'm a dirty old man