There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude. And Annie Leibovitz trying to get me nude. For those of you who think it's very crude. I'm sorry that I'm not perfect. I never stole a necklase or got a DUI. Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy. So what? You could see a little boob from the side?. I'm sorry that I'm not perfect. And sure I danced on a pole people called it sinning. But at least I didn't date a porn star. And tell everyone I'm winning. Woman: You Didn't make a dirty tape and pass it along. Man: You didn't text a photo of you dong. Don't both of these things seem worse than a bong?. I'm sorry (She's sorry). So sorry (So sorry). Really sorry... That I'm not perfect!