"Friends.. Romans countrymen.. lend me a dollar! Ahh-ha!" -> Damon Wayans. "How much? -- A dollar.". "One dollar.." -> Dan Akroyd. "I got your money.. I got your poor measly.." -> Eddie Murphy. "One dollar.." -> Dan Akroyd. "Can I borrow a dollar?" -> BizMarkie. "Nigga you ain't shit.. you wasn't shit when you was here!. I seen you do that shit all that's the same shit. you was doin round the poolroom nigga. It ain't nuthin -- let me have a dollar". "Can I have a dolla? One dolla". "One dollar.." -> Dan Akroyd. "How much? -- A dollar.". "One dollar.." -> Dan Akroyd. "One beer? Man you gotta give me a dollar for a beer". [Twilite Tone]. Check this out. One time steps a man. Common Sense and the Unamerican Caravan. The true b-boys dem dere and we in here. Yeah ya know from the Southside of Chicago. and we don't front. Who me? I am Twilite Tone. Babylon dread Bumstead and we come like DIS. [Common]. This the start of somethin big. Methink I knows ya gonna dig it. It's time to plant the seed. Hip-Hop's the tree and I'ma fig it. Figure it out the mic I'm rippin it like a ligament. Gimme a light a Bud Light and shit'll get lit just like a cigarette. I'm a b-boy so don't test me many rappers don't impress me. You try steppin into my city I'll Snipe em like Wesley. So you best be on your way I'm doper than Marion Berry hey. Wake up everyday and make-up rhymes but I'm not Mary Kay. Some say I'm dope as fuck some label my rhymes incest. My flex is kinda mean yo so hey kid CATCH. These nuggets these nuggets these nugget ugget uggets. with some peas and a hole in the bucket (cool cool). Dear Liza Minelli I jam like jelly and I got. helly what helly what HELLY RHYMES. I can remember times when for a 40 I had to beg for bucks. Nobody really gave a so I had to beg for fucks. Now what do niggaz do when they got not food. Skibbidy skap and busta bust a rap. So I pick up the pen and then begin the thoughts to get to pumpin. Hopin like all the people let me talk let me say somethin. Cause nothin for nothin leaves nothin I got nuthin to lose. I put nuttin in my notes I'm not your host when I got nuttin to use. Dues gettin credited now I debit my bank account. Not on a blind date could I see me taken out. by some glutteus glutteus maximus maximus. I'm spas-ta-gis-a-mister-gis a mister-gis-ta-spas-ta-gis. Spectacular the papes I Count like Dracula. You can't cut the rug because you suck MC Vacumn Up. Rappers I skip on like Walter Payton. Their ain't no way or half-step and flex a rhyme like a bicep. Some steps with concepts but umm WHO cares. Not even the damn People Under the Stairs. [Twilite Tone]. Interruption interruption. True b-boys runnin shit. Unamerican Caravan beatin you down. Den dere's de man who don't stop. Yo Com come back with some Sense UHH. [Common]. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo here I come here I come (what?). A-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo here I come here I come (yeah!). I'm comin around the mountain high as lower than a valley. I'm the cat from the alley from the back I'ma rally. and tally up points rollin joints risin to the tops. Somewhat of a playwright cause like a stage I got props. My crew's a strange brew a drink a day'll keep the stink away. We been through AA but hey what can I say?. Say say say what you want but you'll pay the con-se-quences. Cause Mister Common Sense is (yeah). not gonna take it so leave you better believe it. Even if your name ain't Ripley cause Ripley don't know diddley. Hit me one time two times for the U-AYYY-C. Heyyyyyy but anyway. I hit a skid and I peel out like MC Eiht damn I kill it. Earn my money the old fashioned way - I steal it. Stop thief in the temple I hit em with a blow. Somebody done stole my beeper but I'ma steal the show. I'm throwin a Heidi Hoe into a bro and tellin her. go for what you know bruh the people before me go under. Yo we gotta gotta get we gotta get we gotta get. Gotta get gotta gotta gotta get get over. Somewhere over the rainbow I'm still the same old same old. Ringin around the collar borrowin a dollar check my balls. Dirty drawers see the kitty suckin titties. Video watchin lush from the city. I'm the extra-terrestrial rappers go home cause they have to. Them marks be callin Ork come in Ork Nanu Nanu. The perfect stranger comin in to a fuck a new land. Cause Jeffrey where Osborne and see I'm only human. Doin anything to make a buck what the fuck I gotta. do what I gotta go (*echoes*).