Did you do that girl that was in that soap. ... Did ya. Will you save the whale. Will you be Bob Hope... Will ya. I'll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like. A celebrity village bike with a mike. I get more press when there's a war on. Come sing a song with me. A simple symphony. I'll be a karaoke star. Lush strings and Timpani. Have got it in for me. Look how I'm dancing... love. Justify what you get paid... Can ya. Doctors save lives and you get laid. ... Don't ya. Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too. I think you better lock up your daughter. Come sing a song with me. My simple symphony. I'll be a karaoke star. Lush strings and Timpani. Have got it in for me. Look how I'm dancing... love. (Instrumental soft spoken words). Everyone say I'm pretty. Everyone say I'm handsome. {Repeat several times}. {Fade}.