(Ron Wood Rod Stewart & Ronnie Lane). Steady all day!. Thought I was lookin' good. So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood. Was invited by a skinny girl. Into her high class world. Left my bicycle under the stairs. Laid my coat across the kosher chairs. Made my way across the crowded room. I had nothing to lose. My reception wasn't very keen. So turning on a friendly grin. Stood on the table with my glass of gin. And came straight to the point. I was glad to come. I'll be sad to go. So while I'm here. I'll have me a real good time. I was glad to come. I'll be sad to go. So while I'm here. I'll have me a real good time. Oh no. Dancin' madly 'round the room yeah. Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune. Was escorted by a friendly slag. 'Round the ... back. Wandered c-c-cross .... Missed my step and I fell on the floor.. Said one word and was asked to leave. Kinda' wish I was dead.. I was glad to come. And I'll be so sad to leave. But while I was here. I had me a real good time oooh.. The skinny girl made it clear. That she only came here for the beer - that's a fact oh yeah. The vicar he simply reeked of gin - good God. On my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle good party. Ooh hoo ha ha yeah. I was glad to come but I was also glad to get home yeah. Ooh hoo. Hoo get in there. Ooh hoo. [bark].