MTV makes me wanna smoke crack. fall out of the window and I'm never comin back. mtv makes me wanna get high. can't get a ride no matter how I try. and everything's perfect. and everything's bright. and everyone's perky. and everyone's uptight. I watch those videos. I watch 'em all day......... and I plug 'em in my eyeballs--. hey hey. and the colors are nice. and the pictures are nice. and the girls are nice. everything's so nice. I said MTV makes me wanna smoke crack. fall out of the window and I'm never comin back. MTV makes me wanna get high. can't get a ride can't get a ride. can't get a ride can't get a ride. well I work at the video store makin change. and I'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains. condos in the distance and smog in the air. no one in the streets and no one anywhere. and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can. and I'm standing near the microwave. 'til I feel special. now I'm checkin out the furniture I wanna buy some. might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town. yeah and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack. fall out of the window and I'm never comin back. MTV makes me wanna get high. can't get a ride can't get a ride. can't get a ride can't get a ride. can't get a ride can't get a ride. MTV makes me wanna burn flesh!. having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!. (coughing).