Did anybody notice over marmalade and eggs. In between the Princess' legs. What with wars and floods and beggars. Not to mention stocks and shares. If you have a moment to spare. Can you write and reassure me that I have seen. They're constructing a time machine. There will be no need for the obituary pages. We can have any hero from the bygone ages. 'Til the truth emerges the argument rages. Chorus:. The major and the minor. Turn from tallow into tar. Should we leave them in their place?. Down in damnation's cellar. When any form of deity that you might enjoy. Can be conjured with a test-tube and a flame. If it's out there then science can explain it. Or at least remove the blame. And if theres is anyone you'd like to see again. The speak up quickly. Send us back Da Vinci then we don't have to ponder. The maddening smile of "La Giaconda". The critics say Nijinsky the dancer of course. While the punters would probably prefer the horse. You'll find it's quicker than history cheaper than divorce. Chorus. Bring back Liberace or Ollie and Stan. Shakespeare will have to wait his turn. Elvis Presley and Puccini shall return. I suppose we live and learn though it's hard to believe as we. cheerfully burn. It's curious. Some will call for justice.. There are murders to solve. What about Hitler? Or at least Lee Harvey Oswald. Give us this day and everything we squander. Anyone beautiful. Somebody blonder. They'll never please mankind so lie back and enjoy it. Stop press: They've just decided to destroy it.