Written By Warren Zevon. c. 1978 Zevon Music/BMI. I went home with the waitress. The way I always do. How was I to know. She was with the. Russians too?. I was gambling in Havana. I took a little risk. Send lawyers guns and money. Dad get me out of this hyeah. I'm the innocent bystander. Somehow I got stuck. Between the rock. and a hard place. And I'm down on my luck. Yes I'm down on my luck. Well I'm down on my luck. I'm hiding in Honduras. I'm a desperate man. Send lawyers guns and money. The shit has hit the fan. All right. Send lawyers guns and money. Huh!. Uh.... Send lawyers guns and money. Uhh!. Send lawyers guns and money. Hyah!. Send lawyers guns and money. Ooh!. Yeah!. Yeah. Yeah.... Uh!.