Hey there little darling. Where'd the old man go?. Why don't we get out of town. And do it all night long?. And we can lie out in the field. Till the morning light. Then me and your old man. Are gonna have to fight. Start the loving in the truck. And wind up in the ditch. Then The old man will come a runnin'. With a hickory switch. Oh no gotta learn this someday. Why I gotta learn the hard way?. Buddy showed me just. How fast a car can go. I'll race you for your pink slip. Right before this show. Put your girlfriend in the bet. To make things good. 'Cause she's been staring at me. Like no girlfriend should. Bastard's sitting right there. On the starting line. Stuck the sugar in your gas tank. By myself last night. Oh no gotta learn this someday. Why I gotta learn the hard way?. Hey there little darling. Where'd the old man go?. Why don't we get out of town. And do it all night long?. And we can lie out in the field. Till the morning light. Then me and your old man. Are gonna have to fight. Start the loving in the truck. And wind up in the ditch. Then the old man will come a runnin'. With a hickory switch. Oh no gotta learn this someday. Why I gotta learn the hard way?. Oh no gotta learn this someday. Why I gotta learn the hard way?