Put my hand on the Bible. Doing it for liable. It's suing season. And I am broke. Buy me some happy. Find me some passion. Will it ever happen?. Heaven knows. Sometimes you've got to get the joke. It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat. Who put this spanner in my spokes?. I can't change how it's wrote. Classy or flashy. At home with Lassie. They all walk past me. I wouldn't know. Make me a new man. Find me a new plan. I am a sports fan. A real bloke. Sometimes you've got to get the joke. It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat. Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?. I can't change how it's wrote. When my ship comes in. She'll be on it. Eating a fresh kebab. And I want it. And I want it now. (Scat). Sometimes you've got to get the joke. It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat. Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?. I can't change how it's wrote. Sometimes you've got to get the joke. It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat. You get the dagger I the cloak. I can't change how it's wrote. Arse?.