I love that mountain with those four big heads. I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread. I love a commie... if'n he's good and dead yup. I love America. I love Old Glory and homemade pie. I think them Ruskies should be sterilized. I love my chicken Kentucky Fried.... Finger Lickin' Good!. Hey there this is A.B. Cooper from. Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars. It's our Fourth of July ... sale.. Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars. At the corner of Collins and Commerce. I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy. At prices even you can afford. So come on down and say hello to me and granny. And bring the kids to meet my snake. I say "bye". Granny says "bye". and the snake says "sssssssssss". I love General Patton in World War II. My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue. I love the Beav and Wally too yeah. I love America. I love the bomb hot dogs and mustard. I love my girl but I sure don't trust her. I love what the Indians did to Custer. I love America. Here they come!. There they go!. I love my jeans and I love my hair. I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair. And on the fourth of July I love the rockets' red glare. I love America. I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night. I graduated but I ain't to bright. I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight. I love America. I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets. I ride my Hog but I race my Vette. I gotta job but hell I'm still in debt. I love America. I love my bar and I love my truck. I'd do most anything to make a buck. I love a waitress who loves to... flirt!. They're the best kind I love America. Turn me on. Well I gotta go now. I love America. Bye Bye I tell you what though I really do love it. You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally.