(Rod Stewart / Gary Grainger). You book the hotel I'll pack the bags honey. You phone the airlines I'll call a cab. When will you return well that all depends. Just tell your mother that you're staying with friends. Cuz I know that you're my best friend's girl. But it's the weekend I don't give a hell. I'll bring the red wine you bring the ludes. Your mother's doctor must be quite a dude. We'll hang the 'Don't Disturb' outside our door. I'm gonna rock you till your pussy's sore. Oh my sweet Diana I can't wait for the manana. There's a hotel down in Mexico just made for two. But I don't think you trust me and I can't say I blame you. My reputation precedes me you ain't never gonna leave me. Soon as we get there I'll go check in. Mr and Mrs Smith of Abilene. You get naked honey I'll get down. I'm gonna chase you around. and 'round and 'round and 'round. You say you can't stand monotony. I say what happened to fidelity. Dirty weekend made for two. Just me and you honey. I wanna love that can last for ages. not the trash you've been giving to strangers. Don't want to make your two big brothers brothers annoyed. Do you think you'll get the polaroid?.