Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Home is where the heart is (Ooh). Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Working at Papa John's I was making good bread. Got a $20 tip on New Years'. And I moved out to the lake. She drew me up a map with a fountain pen. She took me to her mom's house. With the boys from down the way. Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Home is where the heart is (Ooh). Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Head bang from the crowd; dive on the stage. With black hair and a Smiths shirt. Meat Is Murder. I asked her if she had a boyfriend she said no. I asked her if she had a girlfriend. She said "Hell I wouldn't know". Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Home is where the heart is (Ooh). Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Went down to the bank of the river. And she washed my dirty hands. I've been hanging around in a cloud of shame. Till she let me taste the cold water. Diane would help me pass out all the fliers. I became a big shot. And she got sick one day. I still have the map she drew for me. I'd be lost without it. That's as much I wanna say. Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine. Home is where the heart is (Ooh). Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine