Hello operator. can you give me number nine?. can I see you later?. will you give me back my dime?. turn the oscillator. twist it with a dollar bill. mail man bring the paper. leave it on my window sill. find a canary. a bird to bring my message home. carry my obituary. my coffin doesn't have a phone. how you gonna get the money?. send papers to an empty home?. how you gonna get the money?. nobody to answer the phone.