While I stood under your bedroom window. Throwin' up a brick. No one came I threw one more. That really did the trick. Your daddy came and banged my head. He said what kind of man. Is this that's hangin' round my girl?. Huh he threw me in the can. You're a farmer's daughter. You're a farmer's daughter. Why do I always get. The kinda girl I didn't ought to get. I won't get no more. Eggs and water. Now I've laid the farmer's daughter. Imagine I was a full grown man. And I could talk just right. Could I come and see you here. And do this every night?. Wham!. The door comes crashing down. Your daddy's face all pale. Says "come with me you hairy bum". "I'll put you in my jail". You're a judge's daughter. You're a judge's daughter. Why do I always get the kinda girl. I didn't ought to get. Now I'm getting. Jail and torture. 'Cause I made. The judge's daughter. (Yes I did). (It was nice). Seems they're screaming. Law and order. When I go with anyone's daughter. Woman I should like some pease. And daddy hold your tongue. I think you're gonna die of fright. When I tell you what I've done. I can hear your tales and lies. You say I'm dumb and scraggy. But man this dumb and scraggy. Is your daughter's baby's daddy. She's a lucky daughter. Such a lucky daughter. Why did I always get. The kinda girl I didn't wanna get. Now I've got what I always fought for. 'Cause I married a rich man's daughter. (What do you think of that?).