Artist: Madd Rapper f/ Eminem(uhh hell yea man hm oh fuck yeah. when I'm not at home beating my shit to death. I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album. This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still mad as hell...fuck you). (Eminem). I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy. With this crazor I'm razy razor crazed I'm crazy!. (Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!. (Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!!. Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket. At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!). Came in the bank with a tank fired a blank. At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her. But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!). Every bullet came from the same gun. Just from different angles cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from. (Mad Rapper: Man I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window Shady). <crash> (Ahhhh!!) Pay me. (Madd Rapper). Psych no way fucked up in the head. Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait wait wait). I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed. Or I just might start a fist fight instead. See as far as the dough go. I go loco see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco. Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa. Jump turnstyles then run from po po. Chorus: (2x). Life stinks we dont give a fuck son we crazy. Tear up the clubs and do drugs we crazy. Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs we crazy. Madd rapper is crazy Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!). (Madd Rapper). Yo yo i wish I'd been aborted. My pockets got a shortage. Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it. I'm tryin to sell a O' my pops tryin' to snort it. My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported. I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs. Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!). Feeling kinda crazy now I just might flip out. Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out like.... (Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is. incredible... ohhh....). Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself. You a crazy white dude and u need some help word. (Eminem). I got a beautiful wife kids and a gorgeous home. What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?. I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes. Leave you eight stitches what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?. Slut dont be nice to me I've had it with girls. And i'll still be mad at the world even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!). You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin' brains out. Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse. Spread out on a blood stained couch. In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house. I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson. In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores **whistling**. Shady said it Shady meant it I stay demented. I'll throw a stroller at u with a baby in it. Go ahead pull the plug think I won't smack you. I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom dont vacuum!!!. Chorus (2x).