The other one was a complete bullshit. You want something corny?. You got it. There’s a house on my street. And it looks real neat. I’m the chap who lives in it. There’s a tree on the sidewalk. There’s a car by the door. I’ll go for a drive in it. And when the wombat comes. He will find me gone. He’ll look for a place to sit. My wife has burned the scrambled eggs. The dog just bit my leg. My teenage daughter ran away. My fine young son has turned out gay. Cut off my fingers in the. Door of my car. How could I do it?. My wife is proud to tell me. Of her love affairs. How could she do this to me?. My wife has burned the scrambled eggs. The dog just bit my leg. My teenage daughter ran away. My fine young son has turned out gay. And it would be ok on any other day. And it would be ok on any other day. Throw down the morning papers. And spill my tea. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. The cups and plates are in a. Conspiracy. I’m covered in misery. My wife has burned the scrambled eggs. The dog just bit my leg. My teenage daughter ran away. My fine young son has turned out gay. And it would be ok on any other day. And it would be ok on any other day. And it would be ok on any other day