Yeah I'm such a liar. One time I told you. You were the highlight. Of all of my sexual life. While I'm confessing. When you're undressing. I was picking the lock. On your safe with my knife. Einstein. If you're so naive. That you believe. Everything I said to you. Well I got your sex. And wrote you rubber checks. Well what did you think. I was gonna do. My reputation for exaggeration. It never got to you. That's why I left Duluth. Sometimes I stretch the truth. My dearest darling. You know that luggage. It belonged to the blond. With the really nice pair. And incidentally. I sorely missed you. The pain was so hard to bear. If I would rate you. Not that I hate you. But you would end up. Eighth maybe ninth in your class. Your build is hot now. If you could use your. Brain like you use your ass. Oh you're so naive. How could you believe. Everything I said to you. My reputation for exaggeration. It never got to you. Sometimes I'm so uncouth. Sometimes I stretch the truth. Hey I'm such a liar. One time I told you. You were the highlight. Of all of my sexual life. I'm remarkably insincere. Incredibly insincere. Totally insincere. Oh don't take it so hard my dear. I'm consistently insincere.