She's got the kind of look that defies gravity. She's the greatest cook. And she's fat free. She's been to private school. And she speaks perfect French. She's got the perfect friends. Oh isn't she cool. She practices Tai Chi. She'd never lose her nerve. She's more than you deserve. She's just far better than me. Hey hey. So don't bother. I won't die of deception. I promise you won't ever see me cry. Don't feel sorry. And don't bother. I'll be fine. But she's waiting. The ring you gave to her will lose its shine. So don't bother be unkind. I'm sure she doesn't know. How to touch you like I would. I beat her at that one good. Don't you think so?. She's almost six feet tall. She must think I'm a flea. I'm really a cat you see. And it's not my last life at all. Hey hey. So don't bother. I won't die of deception. I promise you won't ever see me cry. Don't feel sorry. Don't bother. I'll be fine. But she's waiting. The ring you gave to her will lose its shine. So don't bother be unkind. For you I'd give up all I own. And move to a communist country. If you came with me of course. And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you. And lose those pounds and learn about football. If it made you stay but you won't but you won't. So don't bother. I'll be fine I'll be fine I'll be fine I'll be fine. Promise you won't ever see me cry. And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type. Promise you won't ever see me cry. Don't bother. I'll be fine I'll be fine I'll be fine I'll be fine. Promise you won't ever see me cry. And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type. Promise you won't ever see me cry