This is a U-A rhyme dedicate to the ca-nine. Tch-a-ch-tchk c'mere boy I said it's play-time. It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie. I don't wanna be a freak but it's the dog in me. I don't pretend to be the open door roses type. I open the door for myself and I close it right. in your face now you wanna taste my food what?. You got your own food get a attitude. You get left call the ref if you think it's foul. I ain't tryin to hear that so have a Coke and a smile. Cause after awhile I'ma wanna get BUCKwild. And now months laters I'ma say it ain't my child. I'm sterile girl we ain't never did nothin. Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin. Little Miss Muffett that's how the ball bounces. Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces. That's how I'm livin just like a rottweiler. When I was a shorty I was a lot wilder. But then I got milder and settled down with a harem. and when I can't bear em I share em. You see it's like no pass it off pass pass the puss. I ain't a nerd but WE'VE GOT BUSH. So cut the bush brat and let's move it like a U-Haul. Forget the grindin shit I ain't tryin to get the blueball. Brrrrrrrrap bump me child I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty. I'm a dog -- HERE KITTY KITTY. ... Zippidy-doo-dah a zippidy-zippidy-day. Unzip your zipper baby and come my way. I'm Jack the Ripper na-nah not Jack Tripper. Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker. So come one friend come two friend come all. United we stand divide your legs so I can fall. in your bowl of cherries Kerrie is so very. thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry. Tom and Jerry (WHAT?) A Woody Woodpecker. You need body work I work that body I'm a bodywrecker. Intersector I'm the nectar plus the plum. I manage to take advantage cause some of these hoes are so dumb. If you got some just an eensy BIT of game. then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame. I shoot aim the same game yo obedientally. Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately. Here comes a nut slut and we can do the Beat Street strut. and be that I'm a mutt -- so what?. No but if's or maybe baby look who's talkin to. It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin. down the street watchin ladies. Nobody's watchin you because you got a baby. I ain't tryin to be a stepfather so I don't bother. Word to mommy dearest I look farther. Down the road to a road not taken. I'm tired of all these same bitches I need to take care. a new flower so Joe can take a shower. and get wet and then jet. like ahhhh seven-forty-seven. I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven. Then I'm steppin so when they call me you'll hear. "Is Common there?" Uh-uh sorry. you got the wrong number if you wonder I'm the lumberjack. Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back. It's like that and it'll be like that. Because a dog is a woman's best friend black.