So...cold cooling at a ball. and im looking for some action. but like Mick Jagger said. I can't get no satisfaction. the girls are all around. but none of them wanna get with me. my threads are fresh and I'm looking def. yo wassup with the l-o-c. the girls are all jocking. at the other end of the bar. having drinks with some no-name chump. when they know that I'm the star. so I got up and strolled over. to the other side of the cantina. I asked the guy "why you so fly?". he said "funky cold medina". this brother told me a secret. on how to get more chicks. put a little medina in your glass. and the girls'll come real quick. it's better than any alcohol. or afrodesiac. a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap. so I gave some to my dog when he began to big. and then he licked his bowl and he looked at me. and did the wild thing on my leg. he used to scratch and bite me. before he was much much meaner. but now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina. you know what I'm saying. I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door. I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Strolls. they won't leave my dog alone with that medina thing. I went up to this girl. she said "Hi my name Sheena". I thought she'd be good to go with a little funk cold medina. she said "I'd like a drink" I said "ok I'll go get it". and then a couple of sips she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was. with it. so I took her to my crib. and everything went well as planned. but when she got undressed it was big old mess. Sheena was a man. so I threw him out. I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner. you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina. you know. ain't no plans with a man. this is the 80s and I'm down the ladies. break it down. back in the saddle looking for a little affection. I took a shot I thought I'd test it on the Love Connection. the audience guests voted and you know they picked a winner. I took my date to the Hilton ford. media had some dinner. she had a few drinks I'm thinking soon what I'd be getting. but that's when she starting talking 'bout plans for a wedding. I said "wait slow down love not so fast I'll be seeing ya". that's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina. you know what I'm saying. that medina's a monster y'all