That gorilla you're dancing with. May not have too long to live. He's putting his hands in the wrong places. Time to rearrange his face. He's gonna dance with me instead. And I'm gonna tap dance on his head. Don't tempt me don't tempt me don't tempt me. I'm half way out of my seat. He's got the looks he's got the lolly. Driving me clean off my trolley. Doing the jitterbug doing the jive. Doing the shimmy snakes alive. That's not a dance that's S-E-X. Ban that couple certificate X. Don't tempt me don't tempt me don't tempt me. I'm half way out of my seat. Oh I'm a patient man but it's out of hand. If there's one thing that I can't stand. Get your mittens off my gal. Or you'll end up as mincemeat pal. I've got friends mean sons. They've got knives chains guns. Gas grenades knuckle-dusters. Lazy Susans blockbusters. Don't tempt me don't tempt me don't tempt me. I'm half way out of my seat. I'm sitting here calm as I can. While you polish the floor with another man. I'm not mad I'm a cuddly toy. Just keep me away from laughing boy. You say he's a relative some hope. If he's your uncle I'm the Pope!. Don't tempt me don't tempt me don't tempt me. I'm half way out of my seat