If a girl isn't pretty really pretty. Like a Miss Atlantic City.. If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City. All she gets in life is pity and a pat. Any nose with deviation. Is a crime against the nation. Throw her into jail or maybe drown the cat.. She must shine in every detail. Like a ring you buy in retail. With a mounting that can knock the public flat. If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City. There's just nothing more to say: that's that. (That's that).. If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City. She should dump the stage and try another route. Any guy that spends a quarter. For a seat just feels he ought-a. See a figure that his wife can't substitute.. Men with faces that can cause ya. To have a temporary nausea. Will demand a raving beauty and nothing less. When a girl's incidentals. Are no bigger than two lentils. Well to me that doesn't spell success.. (No no no no no no. If a girl isn't pretty if a girl isn't pretty).. If a girl ain't perfection. She can take a pop election. Every girl must be a dazzler and a beaut'. Never mind the girl's equipment. If it ain't the right assortment. Even though she loves her mother. And she's nice to her brother. If her hair ain't too bright curly. Better go to China girlie. Or to hell on a fast express.. If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City. That oblivion is hard a drag.