Take off your shoes hang up your wings. Stack up the chairs roll up the rug. Savor the things that sobriety brings. Drain in the last from a jug. But when I hit the bottle there's no tellin' what I'll do. 'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue. I can't resist you I can't wait. To twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate. Beat me in the kitchen and I'll beat you in the hall. There's nothing I love better than a free for all. To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends. But when it is all over we will still be friends. Wave a white flag put away the pistol. Too many people just can't get kissed. But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends baby. Hope you don't murder me. Oh was it all right or was it okay. I'll make it all up to you someday. Oh but you didn't have to laugh that way. Oh no you didn't have to laugh that way. Wave a white flag put away the pistol. Too many people just can't get kissed. But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends baby. Hope you don't murder me