On The Beat Pete. Up I rush off to work. Hello Fred you look half dead and. Are you coming are you going. I could never do a double shift. (Allo Fred get some bed Fred). Hello Steve long time no see. I like the Stones still on the thieve. Bet you ain't half seen some time. In your short-lived life of crime. (By the way have you got the time ?). On the beat Pete. Wiv me size ten feet. I wander up and down the town. For me that's a treat. The beauties of the city and. Everything's sweet. For me that's a treat. 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete. Swing my truncheon merrily. Try to teach the blind to see. Move a lady for a seat. Tourist find a sight to see. Mingle with the crowd. I wonder if they're proud. Yes that would be a treat. 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete. Hello Snowball you still drunk ?. Here have a smoke anyone for lunch ?. A printed person of last week's times. Seen a lot of stars and moonshine. (Spare you a dime ?). On the beat Pete. Wiv me size ten feet. I wander up and down the town. For me that's a treat. The beauties of the city and. Everything's sweet. For me that's a treat. 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete. Swing my truncheon merrily. Try to teach the blind to see. Move a lady for a seat. Tourist find a sight to see. Mingle with the crowd. I wonder if they're proud. Yes that would be a treat. 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete. Hello Bun been down the oven ?. What's the rate for a single person ?. Is it good is it sad ?. You look unhappy it must be bad. Hello May been a busy lady. All work and no time for play. Still it's the life you chose I suppose. Good luck to you come what may !. Skip-a-di-do-da-days !. On the beat Pete. Wiv me size ten feet. I wander up and down the town. For me that's a treat. The beauties of the city and. Everything's sweet. For me that's a treat. 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete. Swing my truncheon merrily. Try to teach the blind to see. Move a lady for a seat. Tourist find a sight to see. Mingle with the crowd. I wonder if they're proud. Yes that would be a treat. 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete... beat Pete. Beat Pete(x 7).