feat. Eminem. [Eminem]. Yo I got an idea. Let me go grab Sticky right quick. **sounds of steps**. Hey yo Stick Stick. [Sticky]. Yo Slim Shady. Yo I just had like a nightmah... Wait it wasn't like a nightmare. It was like a good dreah... Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?). Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?). Yo yo I dreamed I was white! (Ohhh). Chorus: Eminem. If he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?. What if he was white?. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. Verse One: Sticky Fingaz. Yo yo. What if I was white skin the same color as Eminem's?. Blond hair blue eyes. The whole shibang. I know one thing. Police wouldn't always be watching me. Pull me over for nothing constantly jockin me. (Can I get your autograph?). Yellow cabs in the cities that stop for me. I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property. If I was white. Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor. SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store. Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something). Because I'm black I rob. And automatically assume I ain't got no job. On my own land I feel like an immigrant. If I was white. I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent (He did it). Chorus: Eminem. If I was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white? (Yo think about that). What if he was white white white white he was white (for a minute). What if he was white?. What if he was (What if he was white?). white white white white white white white white white white? (What if. he was white?). What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?. What if you were white? (what if he was white?). What if he was. white white white white white(STICKyyyy what if you were white?) white. white. white white white?. Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz. If I was white. It would be a different world for me. If I was white (ummmmmmmm?). What shade would I be?. Would I be Redneck or Skinhead prepi or high class?. YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!. In any case that be L-Slim right? (Yep). But there's a good and bad out of being white. You can't say the N word without starting a fight. (What's UP MY BROTHER?). True dance it'll be I had two left feet. Even if I was white. Plaque still have a ghetto shit(How you doing?). Is it a minfo. Or do I really have a little dick (Nah it's true!). If I was white. I would probably listen to hardcore rock. and covered my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh). Chorus: Eminem. If he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white? (What if he was white?). What if he was white white white white he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white? (What if. he was white?). What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What if he was white white white white he was white(ummmmmmmm?). What if he was white? (What if you were white?). What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white? (What if. he was white?). Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz. Yoyoyo if I was white. I probably wouldn't even think the same. I watched Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man). Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday. If I was white. I couldn't live around my way. In it probably wouldn't never even been an Onyx shit. I be serice sippin vadka and tonixs. Smokin on them all on a marboral. instead of a nueport. I live in Long Island. Instead of New York. If I was white. I probably couldn't dunk. Cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!). And probably wouldn't be able to go to the trees spots. Cuz all the niggas trend think I was a cop. Chorus: Eminem. If he was white. What if he was white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?(Yo you can't say that). What if he was white. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. What if you were white?. What if he was white?. What - If - He - Was - White?. What if he was white?. What if he was. white white white white white white white white white white?. If he was white?. What if he was white?. What if he was white. (What would you do if you were white?). What - If - He - Was - White?. (What if you were white?). white white white white white white. (What if you were white!!!!). white white white white?. What if he was white?. What if he was white?. white white white white white?. What if he was white. white white white white white white white white?. [Eminem]. Yo what if I was White? uhh...