Farmer Emmerich went into his barn. And found a cow suckling a serpent. And a brown ape clanking a heavy chain. Said Farmer Emmerich to the ape. Never ask me to come into this barn again. So Long. Farewell. So Long. Farmer Emmerich caught the serpent. And the brown ape in a cage. And took them into his house. He fed the snake a vat of milk. And when the ape rattled its chain. He tossed the ape a mouse. So Long. Goodbye. Farewell. The villagers found out that Farmer Emmerich. Was nurturing a serpent. And descended upon his farm. All rabid in their blindness. They dragged the snake outside. Chopped it open with an axe. And the ground soaked. In the milk of human kindness. So Long. Farewell. So Long. But the brown ape escaped. And was heard to roam the ranges. Clanking its heavy chain. Down in the valley it sang to its friend. Whom he may never see again