Her: Oh doctor I'm in trouble. Him: Well goodness gracious me. Her: For every time a certain man. Is standing next to me. Him: MM?. Her: A flush comes to my face. And my pulse begins to race. It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom. Him: Oh!. Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Him: Well goodness gracious me. Him: How often does this happen?. When did the trouble start?. You see my stethoscope is bobbing. To the throbbing of your heart. Her: What kind of man is he. To create this allergy?. It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom. Him: Oh!. Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Him: Well goodness gracious me. Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling. I have done my share of healing. And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed. I remember that with one jab. Of my needle in the Punjab. How I cleared up beriberi. And the dreaded dysentery. But your complaint has got me really foxed. Her: Oh. Her: Oh doctor touch my fingers. Him: Well goodness gracious me. Her: You may be very clever. But however can't you see. My heart beats much too much. At a certain tender touch. It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom. Him: I like it!. Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Him: Well goodness gracious me. Him: Can I see your tongue?. Her: AAh. Him: Nothing the matter with it put it away please. Her: Maybe it's my back. Him: Maybe it is. Her: Shall I lie down?. Him: Yes. Her: Ahh. Him: My initial diagnosis. Rules out measles and thrombosis. Sleeping sickness and as far as I can tell. Influenza inflammation. Whooping cough and night starvation. And you'll be so glad to hear. That both your eyeballs are so clear. That I can positively swear that you are well. Ja-ja ja-ja-ja-ja. Her: Put two and two together. Him: Four. Her: If you have eyes to see. The face that makes my pulses race. Is right in front of me. Him: Oh there is nothing I can do. For my heart is jumping too. Both: Oh we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom. Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom. Her: Goodness gracious. Him: How audacious!. Her: Goodness gracious. Him: How flirtatious!. Her: Goodness gracious. Him: It is me. Her: It is you?. Him: Ah I'm sorry it is us. Both: Ahh!