Everybody came to nobody’s wedding. Everybody knew it was bound to be a hoot. What can you do when nothing else is cooking. Make your own amusement bring a pile of loot. There was Alice the butcher Tidy and Gunn. Who couldn’t see where they were heading. It was sixteen days and sixteen nights. And it weren’t even nobody’s wedding. What a great reception all the people cried. Who stole the groom and who stole the bride. How did the countess slide underneath the door. Why is the wild boy chopping up the floor?. There was Alice the butcher Tidy and Gunn. Who couldn’t see where they were heading. It was sixteen days and sixteen nights. And it weren’t even nobody’s wedding. I didn’t hear the sound of the tin cans rattle. I didn’t hear a teardrop I didn’t hear a prattle. Didn’t hear the words of the bible being read. When it’s nobody’s wedding nobody’s wed. There was Alice the butcher Tidy and Gunn. Who couldn’t see where they were heading. It was sixteen days and sixteen nights. And it weren’t even nobody’s wedding