These are the tales the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. These are the tales the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. I met this girl her name was Joan. She loved the way I rocked on the microphone. When I met Joan I took her home. She was just like a doggie all on my bone. I met another girl her name was Ann. All she wanted was to freak with a man. When I met Ann I shook her hand. We ended up freakin by a garbage can. The next young freak I met was Red. I took her to my house and she gave me head. She like blowin dicks is all she said. We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed. There's another girl her name is Sherry. You talk about sex and the girl acts scary. I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry. Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry. Young and tender sweet Denise. Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast. I tell you homeboy if you get a piece. She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease. I met a young tender her name is Lori. An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story. She had a twin sister her name was Lisa. And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser. My girlfriend's name was Michelle. Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale. When I freaked Michelle I freaked her well. Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell. I G'd this girl her name was Tammi. I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly?. She had a best friend her name was Janet. I pulled her to the side and I spit that game. I had a lot of freaks in my lifespan. I freaked one night with this girl named Pam. The very next day I saw her with her man. One week passed and I was in her again. I had an old tender her name's Jeanine. She was thirty-eight and I was only seventeen. She likes to freak she's just a fiend. It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans. I want a big freak fat and sloppy. I kick on back and watch the hoe just mop me. Two tons of fun Big Mad Magenta. A country broad from Alabama. I met this freak her name was Beth. Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death. I was tired as Hell I was drippin sweat. but I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath. Bake and shake ups. I met this freak in Vegas. She she said her name was Don-na. She was a ?belt? lil' freak from Chi-na. I said "I don't pimp or gigolo. I'm havin so much paper I don't need a hoe. You can break yourself but you can't break me. You never met a player like Snoop baby". I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe. I took her to my house and we did it on the flo'. The girl got freaky let me tell you mo'. She was down on her knees beggin to blow. She's like another freak named Renee. You get her all alone and she'll make your day. Like Burger King she knows the play. and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way. These are the tales the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. These are the tales the freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well!.