Andrew's a star fighter pilot. He can get high in his jet. Tells me about all his women. He can get any I'll bet. Andrew's a star fighter pilot. He knows all the girls in the world. He's better than James kirk tweaking. I cradle his picture at night. You know I'll think of you. Your picture on the wall. I would raise my drink to you. But I'll stay sober just for you. Andrew's a star fighter pilot. I watch him on TV each day. I've got all the toys from his programme. And all of his past shows on tape. . By Personal Holloway