[VERSE 1]. Grammy's Oscars. Emmys Tonie's. Pretty perfect plastic phonies. Princesses and goofy dresses. After party's V.I.P. list!. There he is (oh my gosh!). (There he is). Should I know him?. (I know him). Smile with those faces. [CHORUS]. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Don't say it think it. Bit your tongue. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Makes me wanna just. Throw up!. Pointless conversations. Forget what your name is. [VERSE 2]. Frozen grins. Purple martini's. Ganesha girls. And micro mini's. Geeks with camera's. Stars with momma's. Gotta love that freak show drama. (oh my god is that Shequle O'Neil?!). Get in drunk (get in drunk). Good enough (good enough). Loser schmoozer (loser schmoozer). [REPEAT CHORUS]. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Don't say it think it. Bit your tongue. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Makes me wanna just. Throw up!. Pointless conversations. Forget what your name is. [VERSE 3]. I would like to thank. The Hollywood. For the appraises assosation. And my dog Delicious. An my hamster. Gotta know. The clova. And yoga teachers. My percentage. Of train expense. And of course all my fans!. [REPEAT CHORUS]. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Don't say it think it. Bit your tongue. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Makes me wanna just. Throw up!. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Guess it slipped under the rug. Kiss kiss. Hug hug. Yeah I'm here. It's kind of fun?. Pointless conversations. Forget what your name is. Sarah?. Or maybe Rachel?. I mean uh... Michelle?. Maybe your name is... Dorian?