Well I came home late one night. And much to my surprise. I was thrown right across the kitchen floor. She hit me right between the eyes.. Now I'm living in the doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse.. I was out with a friend of mine. We were feeling mighty fine. And we sure was movin' fast. And I didn't make it back on time. And she put me in the doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse.. I had a big tall red with one of my friends. He was feeling mighty fine. When I came home late that night. She hit me right between the eyes. And she put me in the doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse.. She put me in the doghouse. Doghouse doghouse. I'm living in the doghouse. Doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse.. So if you find yourself in a party mood. Let your conscience be your guide. Don't be like me and let Lefty win. Or you'll find yourself outside. Living in the doghouse doghouse. Doghouse doghouse.