Intro: Little Russ Ice Cube. [story-teller] Once upon a time in the black part of the city. [young kid] Yo G yo G you better get out of here man 5-0. [door swings shut car peels out]. [Russ] Yo Ice Cube man. [Cube] What up man?. [Russ] Why you.... [Cube] What up?. [Russ] Yo Ice Cube man why you always kickin the shit about the bitches. and the niggaz? Why don't you kick some shit about the kids man? The. fuckin kids?!. [Cube] Word. Verse One: Ice Cube. Little boys and girls they all love me. Come sit on the lap of I-C-E. And let me tell ya a story or two. About a punk-ass nigga I knew. Named Jack he wasn't that nimble wasn't that quick. Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick. Ran up the street cause he was piping hot. Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop. Dropped a line or two and he had the hoe. At that type of shit he's a pro. So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap. Dumb bitch gave him the claps. Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay. Got a shot in the ass and he was on his way. To make some money why not?. Down on Sesame Street the dope spot. There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe. Sold dope out the front but in back marijuana grew. For the man that was really important. Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan. Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes. Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes. He broke out Little Bo Peep smoked out. Saw her and her friends sellin sheepskins. [Little Bo Peep] Yo yo I got them sheepskins. Yo my empty sheepskins. Yo baby what's up with that?. Hickory dickory dock it was twelve o'clock. Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the cock. I don't doubt it she is kind of freaky of course. Had a fight with Snow White she was fuckin her dwarfs. Saw a fight over colors too. Red Riding Hood and Little Boy Blue. A bad influence? Yo I don't know. But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go. . Interlude: Little Russ. Yeah money that's it yeah money that's it. This is Little Russ in the house. Rock that shit homey rock that shit!. [Well you know the rest]. Verse Two: Ice Cube. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. With a joint drinkin some 8-ball. Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville. Lookin for the wolf to kill. They're fucked up and they want revenge. Them and Humpty used to be friends. Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor. Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him. Cinderella hoeing for the fellas. And Mister Rogers is gettin mighty jealous. Of the cash that the pigs were makin. Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon. Cause Mister Rogers found out quick. That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits. They said that the motherfuckin wolf was next. So Mister Rogers better watch his step. So he let the wolf know. We're gonna fuck up the pigs and take their ho. Cause Cinderella is much too fast. Before twelve givin up ass. Double barrels all loaded and cocked. As soon as they show they gonna get popped. They bailed down Sesame Street and caught em. Little Boy Blue is up front givin orders. Little did they know Cinderella was a fink. She called the cops and got thrown in the clink. A bad influence? Yo I don't know. But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go. Outro: Little Russ Ice Cube. [Cube] Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?. [Russ] Yeah you aight you in the house. We outta here seeeee-yaaaaa. [Cube] Yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass. [Barney Rubble] Some bedtime story huh?. [Bugs Bunny] It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't wanna live here