All them days of my youth were mis-spent. We were running riot fooling 'round wherever we went. Everybody gone mad - Everybody gone mad. Plenty good lovin' hanging out on the town. Woe betide you if your lady caught you with your pants down. There'd be trouble all night - There'd be trouble all right. we got by without any money - You never shut your big mouth. Got all kicked out in a hurry - Out in the dog house. In the dog house. Beautiful well you know I'm a liar. Don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking at the fire. What your mama don't know - won't hurt her no no. All them days of my youth with no sense. We'd be writing words of wisdom on the wall in the gents. Dirty little rhymes from some dirty little minds. We got by without any money - You never shut your big mouth. Got all kicked out in a hurry - Out in the dog house. In the dog house. We were flat broke skint in the local coffe bar. Singing to the juke with a broken down guitar. Everybody going mad - Everybody going mad. Nowhere to go in the middle of the week. Smoke a little joke a little use a bit of cheek. There'd be trouble all night - There'd be trouble all right. In The Dog House