Bring your own lampshade somewhere there's a party. Here it's never ending can't remember when it started. Pass around the lampshade there'll be plenty enough room in jail. [Chorus]. If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever. If being strong's your kind then I need help here with this feather. If being afraid is a crime we hang side by side. At the swingin' party down the line. Pound the prairie pavement losing proposition. Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing. Water all around I never learned how to swim now. [Chorus]. If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever. If being strong's your kind then I need help here with this feather. If being afraid is a crime we hang side by side. At the swingin' party down the line. At the swingin' party down the line. [Instrumental]. Bring your own lampshade somewhere there's a party. Here it's never ending can't remember when it started. Pass around the lampshade there'll be plenty enough room in jail. [Chorus]. If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever. If being strong is what you want then I need help here with this feather. If being afraid is a crime we hang side by side. At the swingin' party down the line. At the swingin' party down the line