I don't understand. Why you're being so mean. You're a mean mean man. CHORUS. You are just jealous of me. 'cause you you just can't do what I do. So instead of just admitting it. You walk around and say. all kinds of really mean things. about me 'cause you're a meanie a meanie. But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me. 'cause I'm what you wanna be. So you just look like an idiot. When you say these mean things. 'cause it's too easy to see. You're really just a big weenie big weenie. Alright listen I need you to focus. I need you to go dig deep in your mind this is. important. We are going to perform an experiment of a sort. I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a. moment. Now I need you to open your mind your eyes close 'em. You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis. For the next 4 and a half minutes. we are going to explore into your mind to find out why. you're so fuckin' jealous. Now why do they make you who. Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo. Psych I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're. still listening. Okay now I need your un-divided attention. Sir I have a question. Why do I always sense this undeniable tension?. From the moment that I enter into the room it gets all. quiet and whispers. Whenever there's conversations. why am I always mentioned?. I been dying to ask it's been itching at me. Is it just because.... Chorus. Alright now I I just flubbed a line. I was going to say something extremely important. but I forgot who or were what it was I fucked up. Psych I'm kidding again you idiot no I didn't. That's just what you wanted to hear from me. is that I fucked up ain't it?. But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper. It doesn't take a bunch of takes. or me to stand here in this booth all day for me to. say the truth ok?. You're droolin' you have tooth decay. Your mouth is open you're disgusting. What the fuck you eat for lunch. A bunch of sweets or something what?. You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?. Your tooth is rotten to the gum. Your breath stinks wanna chew some gum?. Yes I do sir what am I on?. You sir are on chew serum. Marshall I'm so jealous of you. Please say you won't tell nobody. I'd be so embarrassed I'm just absolutely terrified. That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying. All these terrible evil and awful mean things. It's my own insecurity!. Chorus. Alright now we we're going to conduct. That experiment that we were talking about earlier. Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two. hits of ecstasy. 'cause that's exactly what your eyes look like want. to check to see?. Here's a mirror notice the resemblance here?. Wait let me put these sunglasses on. Now look in this mirror how about now?. What do you have in common?. You're both green with envy and look like idiots with. sunglasses on 'em. You look like I sound like singing about weenies. Now take my weenie out of your mouth. This is between me and you I know you're not happy. I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of. a room somewhere crying. Curled up in a ball tweaked out of my mind dying. There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than. yours is. Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges. Why you even doing this to yourself it's pointless. Why do we have to keep on going through this this is. tortuous. My point is this. That if you say mean things weenie will shrink. Now I forgot what the chorus is. your just is.... Chorus