[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island]. Okay everyone. Welcome to grammar class. Today we're learning about semicolons. Oh oh oh. Yes Lonely Island?. We use semicolons everyday. Can you give me an example?. Oh hell yeah. [Verse 1]. Get ready for a whale of a time: Shamu. My whole team coming clean: shampoo. These dudes is comic relief: Whoopie. And I'm the motherfucking monster: cookie. When you see me better cross the street: Frogger. Then go home and write about it: blogger. Did I do that? Urkel. Yo Angela Who's The Boss? Merkel. I'll take you where you've never been: Oxnard. Then make you suck a bulls' nut: ox nard. If Miss Moore married Josh: Demi Brolin. A comma and a fucking dot: semicolon. [Hook: Solange]. We run these streets: stop lights. All eyes on me: spot lights. Each semicolon brings us closer to the top. [Verse 2]. I'm loud and I'm zipping around: jet ski. Your dick is little like Wayne: Gretsky. But Gretsky's got a big dick: clarification. Everyone who's rude to me: Paris vacation. My stomach's getting fat: food. Leave trash inside my car: rude. You're acting all Machio: Ralph. But I'll eat all you cats: Alf. [Hook 2: Solange]. We run the game: umpire. Always chase the night: young squire. These semicolons are my light inside the dark. [Verse 3]. It's right under your nose semicolon: mouth. Opposite of north semicolon: south. Right over your home semicolon: attic. Hooked on semicolons semicolon: addict. [Hook 3: Solange]. We got the game on lock: toy chest. You're too big for your clothes: boys vest. You know we out of control: no brakes. Your birthday party sucked: no cakes. [Breakdown: Solange]. When it comes to punctuation. You know we're number one. And to the people of every nation. Feel the power of the semicolon. [Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph]. Semicolons. We rest our case. No actually those are examples of colons. You all get F's. Wait what?