(INTRO). Yo. same song and dance. damn girl everywhere i go. same song and dance. i like the way you move all over the globe. same song and dance. there's something about it man. same song and dance. in the pale moonlight. (VERSE ONE). I'm looking at you yeah girl you're kinda tooken back by. the whole rapper thing aren't ya?. probably think you'll get slapped so damn hard ya. wont even be able stand up straight aren't ya?. a couple rape charges people think you're a monster. the police constantly buggin you non-stop. i walk up on you well hello tonya!. i think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck. you outta gas do you got a flat?. i would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat. i got your back why dont you put your laundry basket in the back?. and sit up front im not asking its a trap. you just got jacked and bodysnatched and it's a wrap. in broad day - no masks for this attack. i heard them say exact opposites attract. if that's fact it'll take taskforce to get you back. (HOOK). Yeah baby do that dance. It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do. Girl shake that ass. You ain't ever gonna break that glass the windshield's too strong for you. I said yeah baby sing that song. It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing. You sexy little thing. Show me what you got give it your all look at you ball why you crying to me?. Same song and dance.. (VERSE TWO). The first victim i had she was a big one. big movie star party girl big fun. she was the girl the media always picked on. in and out of rehab every 4-6 months. she was always known for little pranks and slick stunts. on nickelodeon flashed to little kids once. what an event it was i was sitting in front. i was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns. seen her backstage now here's where i come in son. look her she comes i'd better put out the big guns. "hello lindsay you're looking a little thin hun'. how about a ride to rehab? get in cunt!. starting off on the wrong foot is what i didn't want. girl im just kidding let me start over again hun. see what i meant was we should have a little intervention. come with me to brighton let me relieve your tension. you little wencher murder wasn't my intention. if i wanted to kill you it would have already been done. slowly she gets in and i begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension chord. (HOOK). Yeah baby do that dance. It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do. Girl shake that ass. You ain't ever gonna break that glass the windshield's too strong for you. I said yeah baby sing that song. It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing. You sexy little thing. Show me what you got give it your all look at you ball why you crying to me?. Same song and dance.. (VERSE THREE). My second victim was even bigger than the first. pop star icon the whole works. she played a little schoolgirl when she first. burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers. she twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts. it irked me and made me mad at first. i lashed out in my songs. but what was really going on was that i had developed a crush i just didn't know how to tell it to her. should i cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?. send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or. footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?. we'll settle this once and for all ima tell her at dusk. tonight tonight its the night and tell her i must. creep upto her mansion in stilhettos and just. climb the gate and ring the bell like "hello my love". i just picked your prescription for ceriquill up. now would you like to share a pill or two with me?. i'll share my valium with you cos im feeling you britney. i'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent. i've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl. you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value. come on toots give me the valium i'll slamdunk it in your mouth till you puke. and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup. im about to make a new outfit outta you. a new outfit? shit i'll make a new suit outta your shoe. now show me how you move girl do how you do. (HOOK). Yeah baby do that dance. It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do. Girl shake that ass. You ain't ever gonna break that glass the windshield's too strong for you. I said yeah baby sing that song. It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing. You sexy little thing. Show me what you got give it your all look at you ball why you crying to me?. Same song and dance.. same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance. same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance