Mom look don't roll your eyes at me. Mom look just come over and see. Mom look it shouldn't be so hard. Mom look they built it in the backyard. Candace: Once they made it winter in June. Linda: I didn't see it. Candace: Built a rocket to the moon. Linda: I didn't see it. Candace: Mom they cause me so much pain!. Linda: Now Candace. Candace: Once they even gave me Perry's brain. Linda: Oh for crying out loud. Candace: They built a submarine a time machine. A haunted house that made me scream. Drove cattle through the mall. Built a giant bowling ball. Blew me up to fifty feet. A chariot dragged me down the street. (Candace stops to catch her breath). (La la la la la la la la). Candace: Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze. Shoelace tips a household phrase. Shot me through a circus tent. Always asked where Perry went. A lava flow destroy my face. A giant roller derby race. Thawed a caveman out of ice. Built a roller coaster twice