He's never caught one spy untold. He's never even caught a cold. Got his degree from Disney Land. But he's the last of the secret agents. And he's my man. He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth. He thinks James Bond is some kind of suit. He's farther back than also ran. But he's the last of the secret agents. And he's my man. He'd come in third in a two-horse race. I've never had to slap his face. (What a shame). But people try to understand. He's the last of the secret agents. And he's my man. He's the last of the secret agents. And he's my man. He's the last of the secret agents. And he's my man