An old friend sends you a facebook request. You only find out they're racist after you accept. There's free office cake. on the first day of your diet. It's like they announce a new iphone. The day after you buy it. And isn't it ironic don't you think?. It's like swiping left on your future soulmate. It's a snapchat that you wish you had saved. It's a funny tweet that nobody faves. And who would? ve thought it figures. It's a traffic jam when you try to use waze. A no-smoking sign. When you brought your vape. It's 10 000 male late-night hosts. When all you want is just one woman seriously!. It's singing the duet of your dreams. And then alanis morissette shouting at you. And isn't it ironic don't you think?. A little too ironic and yeah I really do think. It's like you're first class. on a southwest plane. Then you realize that every seat is the same. It's like amazon but your package never came. And who would? ve thought it figures. It's like netflix but you own dvds. It's a free ride but your uber's down the street. It's singing "ironic" but there are no ironies. And who would've thought it figures. Well life has a funny way. of sneaking up on you. And life has a funny funny way. Of helping you out. Helping you ou