I like apple pie. And you like banoffee. We both love shopping for furniture. And meeting for coffee. We pretend we're into art galleries. 'Cause it makes us feel clever. We're both in our element when we're on our knees. Whatever the weather. I could be your fag hag. And you could be my gay. I'll never make you feel sad. When you come out to play. (repeat). We don't give a f**k. What people are thinking. I know you'll always look out for me. When we go out drinking. I can ask you things I can't ask anyone. And you'll give me direction. Apart from me you're the only other person I know. Who reads the travel section. I could be your fag hag. And you could be my gay. I'll never make you feel sad. When you come out to play. (repeat). Be my gay. I could be your fag hag. And you could be my gay. I'll never make you feel sad. When you come out to play. (repeat). . . by Fef's (;