[Royce Da 5'9"]. First verse uh I'm on 'til I'm on a island. My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot. Before I touch dirt I'll kill y'all with kindness. I kill ya my natural persona's much worse. You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form. Slap up a cop and then snatch 'em outta his uniform. Leave him with his socks hard bottoms and bloomers on. And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn. Y'all niggas's intellect mad slow y'all fags know. Claimin' you bangin' you flamin'. Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole. Me and Shady deaded the past so that basically resurrected my cashflow. I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke though I ain't wrapped tight. My blood type's the '80s my '90s was like the Navy. You was like the Bradys you still fly kites daily. [Eminem]. Catch me in my Mercedes... [Chamillionaire]. ..wait let me interrupt you Shady. They thought I couldn't drag the loot but. Y'all must be crazy. Bullets in my .380. I keep a bunch like the Bradys. Have everyone dodging shots like Anderson. Cooper out in Haiti. They all be Wolf Blitzer. And I put in a full clip and you stay in the full trip. And you run and the fool flip. I'm MJ I don't do. Pippen I'm lyrically too sick. Wait till you're gone. And drop a bomb on your car like a stool pidgeon. I'm with your girl in your auto. I'm letting her work my throttle. I think I just spilled a bottle of Moscato. Inside your Tahoe. Your girl is singing bravado. She think she Nelly Furtado I keep on telling her. "Bravo!" Yeah that's the Stephanie I know... [Eminem]. Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' Ice Ice Baby. Screamin' Shady 'til I die like a half a pair of dice life's crazy. So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze. And you only live it once so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice nice lady. Wait no stop me now 'fore I get on a roll danish let me tell you. What this pretty little dame's name is cause she's kinda famous. And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this. Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!. You morons think that I'm a genius. Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'. Try them trailer parks crazy I am back and I am razor-sharp baby. And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark. Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics. Cause I'mma rip this mystical slick shit. You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit cause after. I spit the bullets I'mma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball. I'mma kick the ballistics so get this dick I'mma live this. [Hook - Chamillionaire]. I'm living life in the fast lane. If y'all didn't know my name then I bet you know now. I don't really give a damn what y'all think. I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud. All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride. Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night. I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal). I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal). Hey Royce I'm sorry for stealing but I had to make an adjustment. That production's so rushed they give it a Texas concussion. It's like the game of Duck Hunt when they see the heat that I'm tucking. So that they see that I'm squeezing. That's when I see that they're ducking. There ain't no "hey yo! Wassup!"in when I throw my fist. Through your ?. Cause I be charging the mound. Like the card that got us at dinner. So I ?. Got a saw I purchased. Gonna saw you right through the middle. You little peons get beat on see what I'mma skeet on. Your thong is neon. I got a dick so big you could ski on. I bring my strap in a ?. [Royce Da 5'9"]. Yeah my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit. At war with a bottle this Captain Morgan attacks my organs. My slow flow is euphoric it's like I rap endorphins. I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me. You let me take this shovel dig up the corpes Jack Kevorkian". Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in. I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down my tenement too many now. To send my serenity powers spin 'em around enterin' in the vicinity. [Eminem]. Now was called M&M but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper. Chewed him up.. and spitted him out girl giddy-up now get-get down. He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now. Here little t-t-trailer trash take a look who's back in t-t-town. Did I s-s-stutter mothafucka? Fuck them all he shuts. A whole mothafuckin' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round. And he came to the club tonight with 5'9" to hold this bitch down. Like a mothafuckin' chick underwater he tryna d-d-drown. Shorty when you dance you got me captivated just by the way. That you keep lickin' them dick-sucking lips I'm agitated aggravated. To the point you don't suck my dick then you're gonna get decapitated. Other words you don't fuckin' give me head then I'm have to take it. [Royce]. And then after takin' that I'mma catch a case it's gon' be fascinatin'. It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away" on top of the affadavit. Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator. To Michael Jackson' activator meanin' I'm on fire off the top. Might wanna back up the data runnin' over hip hop. In a verbal tractor trailer homie this sick you can normally ask a hater. Don't it make sense these shell casings is just like a bag of paper. Drop in the lap of a tax evader homie they spent. [Eminem]. Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes what girl. I'm the crack-a-lator percolator to this party be my penis ejaculator later. Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt. You rollin' with a player you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'. [Hook - Chamillionaire]. I'm living life in the fast lane. If y'all didn't know my name then I bet you know now. I don't really give a damn what y'all think. I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud. All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride. Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night. I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal). I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal). [Develdiii]