[Intro]. Eminem has a full line of chainsaws. Eminem Eminem Eminem Eminem. Marshall Mathers Eminem... the rapper Eminem. "Who can say for sure?. Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer. If science could operate on this distorted brain. and put it to good use. Society would reap a great benefit.". [Verse 1]. I walk around like a space cadet place your bets. Who's likely to become a serial killer case of Tourettes. Fuck fuck-fuck can't take the stress. I make a mess as the day progresses. Angry and take it out on the neighbors hedges. Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches. With these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges. Imagination's dangerous it's. The only way to escape this mess and make the best of this. situation I guess. Cause I feel like a little bitch this predicament's. Despicable I'm sick of just gettin' pushed it's ridiculous. I look like a freakin' wuss a pussy this kid just took. My stick of licorice and threw my sticker books in a picker bush. I wanna kick his tush but I was six and shook. This fucker was twelve and was six foot with a vicious hook. He hit me I fell; I got back up all I did was book. Now there's using your head. Momma always said. [Hook]. If you had a brain you'd be dangerous. A brain you'd be dangerous. I'ma prove you wrong. Momma I'mma grow one day to be famous. And I'mma be a pain in the anus. I'ma be the bomb. I'ma use my head as a weapon. Find a way to escape this insaneness. Momma always said. "Son if you had a brain you'd be dangerous". Guess it pays to be brainless. [Verse 2]. Fast forward some years later a teenager; this is fun sweet. I just got jumped twice in one week it's complete. It's usually once a month this is some feat. I've accomplished they've stomped me into the mud. gee for what reason you stumped me. But how do you get the shit beat out of you. beat down and be upbeat when you don't have nothing?. No valid shot at life chance to make it or succeed. Cause you're doomed from the start. it's like you grew up on Jump Street from jump street. But if I could just get my head out my ass. I could accomplish any task. Practicing trash talkin'. In a trance locked in my room yeah. but I got some plans Momma. These damn rhymes are falling out of my pants pocket. I can't stop it. And I'm starting to blend in more. In school this shit helps for sure. I'm getting more self-assured than I've ever been before. Plus no one picks on me anymore I done put a stop to that. threw my first punch - end of story. Still in my skull is a vacant empty void. been using it more as a bin for storage. Take some inventory. In this gourd there's a Ford engine door hinge syringe. an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword not to mention. four linchpins an astringent stored. Ironing board a bench a wrench an oru winch. an attention whore. Everything but a brain but dome's off the fucking chain like an. independent store. Something's wrong with my head. Just think if I had a brain in it thank God that I don't. Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause Momma always said. [Hook]. If you had a brain you'd be dangerous. A brain you'd be dangerous. I'ma prove you wrong. Momma I'mma grow one day to be famous. And I'mma be a pain in the anus. I'ma be the bomb. I'ma use my head as a weapon. Find a way to escape this insaneness. Momma always said. "Son if you had a brain you'd be dangerous". Guess it pays to be brainless. [Bridge]. Now my Mom goes wahm-wahm-wahm. Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb. I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped. But somehow I came out on top. [Verse 3]. I told you one day I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out yo. I'm nice yo fuck it I'm out cold. Now everywhere I go they scream out go. I'm 'bout to clean house yo. I'm Lysol now I'm just household. Outsold the sell-outs freak the hell out Middle America. hear 'em yell out in terror they were so scared and those kids. Just about belted out whatever spouted or fell out of my smart. aleck mouth it was so weird. Inappropriate so be it I don't see it. Maybe one day when the smoke clears it won't be as. Mothafucking difficult ch-yeah 'til then hopefully ya. Little homos get over your fears and phobias. It's okay to be scared straight they said I provoke queers. 'Til emotions evoke tears my whole career's. A stroke of sheer genius smoke and mirrors. tactical practical jokes yeah. You mothafuckin' (insert insult here). Who the fuck would've thunk that one little ole MC'd. Be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it?. And boy they did flock; can't believe this little hick locked. This hip-hop shit in his hip pocket and still the shit got. That white trash traffic in gridlock shit hopping like six blocks. From a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-. -Tober and God forbid I see a wizard. and get a brain in my titanium cranium y'all cause. I'll turn into the Unabomber Momma always said. [Hook]. If you had a brain you'd be dangerous. A brain you'd be dangerous. I'ma prove you wrong. Momma I'mma grow one day to be famous. And I'mma be a pain in the anus. I'ma be the bomb. I'ma use my head as a weapon. Find a way to escape this insaneness. Momma always said. "Son if you had a brain you'd be dangerous". Guess it pays to be brainless. [Outro]. Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid fuck. Neither is ain't