Finest girl I ever met in my whole life. Wanted to take her home make her my wife. Knew she was a freak when she started talking. She said "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" (ooh woah). That girl was freak. She said she wanted me to fuck her harder then the military. Fucked Bin Laden. Fuck Bin Laden. Fuck Bin Laden. She wanted to fuck me harder then the Us government. Fucked Bin Laden. She was a freaky kind of girl. Kept up with current events from all around the world. More specifically one event. The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head. She said "Do me like that". But I couldn't track the metaphor. That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur. That said again your request is so irregular. She put on a beard I started looking at the exit door. Then a turban. Then a tunic. She said "Invade my cave with your special unit". I said "He wasn't in a cave" but there was no stopping. She demanded that I fuck her like we. Fucked Bin Laden. Fuck Bin Laden. Fuck Bin Laden. She wanted to fuck me harder then the Us government. Fucked Bin Laden. This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax. With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden. You're harboring a fugitive (That ass). My justice will be punitive (Imma smash). Night-vision they can see us through my go-pro. She tried to negotiate I said thats a no-no. Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go. She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta. "Terrorize that pussy". "Gotta terrorize that pussy". So I did it improvise some crazy shit. Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit. She said "Now you've finished me off throw my body in the ocean". I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting. The President called he said "Congratulations Connor". I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor? ". He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden I gots to know how you fucked her like we. Fucked Bin Laden". Fuck Bin Laden. Fuck Bin Laden. I still can't say that I see the appeal but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden. Ohh this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack. Just like the now famous attack that fucked. Osama Bin Laden