Meanie Leanie come on down. Come and entertain the town. It's friday night and we're all bored. Times being called there is no more. Times being called it's such a bore. Dan Abnormal not normal at all. It's not his fault we made him this way. He'll imitate you try to ape you. But it's not his fault Dan watches tv tv tv. Meanie Leanie stays up late. Mopes around gets in a state. The killer in your arcade. Shooting gangstas ready made. Cause that is where the future's made. Dan Abnormal not normal at all. It's not his fault we made him this way. He'll imitate you try to ape you. But it's not his fault Dan watches tv tv tv. Dan went to his local burger bar. I want mcnormal and chips. Or I'll blow you to bits. Give us it. It's the miseries at half past three. Watching video nasties. He has dirty dreams when he's asleep. Dan's just like you and me. He's the Meanie Leanie. Dan Abnormal not normal at all. It's not his fault we made him this way. He'll imitate you try to ape you. But it's not his fault Dan watches tv tv tv. Dan Abnormal not normal at all. It's not his fault we made him this way. He'll imitate you try to ape you. But it's not his fault Dan's as normal as me.