Do you remember the day I leaned up against your car?. And it started rolling down the street. You screamed and ran after it. Tried to open the door and it ran over your foot. And I was too busy laughing on the ground to see. It would take Brad Pitt to leave you. It takes five seconds to need you. And I'm mad at all the lovebirds. Cause they don't know to play our song. I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you. Wish that all the road's would lead you. Right to me. Cause that's where you belong. Til Brad Pitt Comes Along. Do you remember the time we watched Carrie. And you said it reminded you of me. And I threw the remote at you a. And you said "My point exactly". Later on that night under the. Neon city lights you paid a homeless guy. To sing a song to me and. It would take Brad Pitt to leave you. It takes five seconds to need you. And I'm mad at all the lovebirds. Cause they don't know to play our song. I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you. Wish that all the road's would lead you. Right to me. Cause that's where you belong. Til Brad Pitt Comes Along. You call me unlucky cause I. Lose everything. But I swear I'd be careful with it. If you gave me a ring. It would take Brad Pitt to leave you. It takes five seconds to need you. And I'm mad at all the lovebirds. Cause they don't know to play our song. I wish that pretty girls couldn't see you. Wish that all the road's would lead you. Right to me. Cause that's where you belong. Til Brad Pitt Comes Along. Til Brad Pitt Comes Along. Woah Yeah Oh. Til Brad Pitt Comes Along