Artist: Kanye West. Song Title: School Spirit Skit 1. Now beat that. And your mothers sayin' “go to college”. So u finish college and its wonderful. U feel so good. And after all the partying and crazing. And don’t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein' around your peers. Hey now you’ll get that 25 thou job a year and. You’ll spend all your money on crack cocaine but it’ll be you’re your money. No more borrowin' money from mom for my high. So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it. If u continue to work at the GAP after several interviews Oh my god!. You’ll come in at an entry level position and when u do that. If u kiss enough ass you’ll move up to the next level. Which is being a secretary’s secretary!. And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary. Who never went to college. Shes actually the bosses niece so now your apart of the family. You know what college does for you?. It makes you really smart man. All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me I listened ok. I was a hall monitor This was meant to be. You know how many classes I took extra classes extra classes. No I’ve never had sex but you know what my degree keeps me satisfied. When a lady walks to me says “hey u know whats sexy?”. I say “no I don’t know what it is. But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast”.. . By Ned