Do a show. Save a child. Raise a million bucks. That'll last a while. Fight at parties. Buy a horse. Lose a couple. Win that big divorce. I wanna be in the headlines. Anything to be in the headlines. Saw my chance. Made my break. Took the biggest float. In the Rose parade. Got jailed. No disgrace. A hundred million people. Saw my face. Called a conference. With the press. Announced my marriage plans. In a wedding dress. Climb a building. At six-below. On New Year's Eve. Without a stitch of clothes. I wanna be in the headlines. Anything to be in the headlines. As long as they spell my name right. I hope that they catch my best side. Popped out. From a cake. At the President's ball. What a big mistake. Fifty guns. Aimed at me. I was nearly killed. But what publicity. Nominated. Something big. Stole the hottest scene. Says the Globe And Trib. Porno movie. Comes to light. But I was starving then. So that's alright. I wanna be in the headlines. Anything to be in the headlines. As long as the spell my name right. Hope that they catch my best side. Keep my sidewalk status star bright. Feel free to walk on me tonight. Just don't spit on me.. Headlines headlines. Headlines headlines. Headlines headlines. Headlines..