Well I'm a lonesome schoolboy. and I just came into town. Yeah I'm a lonesome schoolboy. and I just came into town. Well I heard so much about London. I decided to check it out. Well I wait in Leicester Square. where the guy never looks in my eyes. Yeah I'm leaning on Nelsons Column. but all I do is talk to the lime. Oh where can I get my cock sucked. where can I get my arse fucked. I aint got no money. but I know where to put it every time. Well I asked a young policeman. if he'd only lock me up for the night. Well I've had pigs in the farmyard. - some of them some of them are alright. Well he fucked me with his truncheon. and his helmet was way too tight