Words and music by John Deacon. Keep your chin up when you're feelin' lonely. Don't let them get you down. Ain't no use in your sitting all alone. Hangin' around for someone to call. Ooh they won't come knocking at all. Don't run and hide. Even if it hurts you inside. So I said. Give as good as you get. If you can't beat 'emjoin 'em. You'd better do it. 'Cause it makes you feel good. If you can't beat 'emjoin 'em. You're never gonna help yourself. Come on. Get up. You're feelin' good. Keep your fingers off my money. Don't try and pull me down. You're takin' me out to wine and dine me. Tryin' to wind me 'round and around. Invite me to your little contract Ha! Ha!. Rumour has it that you could play dirty. I'll tell you what I'll do about that. I'm playing at the wrong game yeah!. If you can't beat 'emjoin 'em. You'd better do it. 'Cause it makes you feel good. If you can't beat 'emjoin 'em. You're never gonna help yourself. If you can't beat 'emjoin 'em. You'd better do it. 'Cause it makes you feel good. If you can't beat 'emjoin 'em. It's everyone for themselves. Move on out.