Good evening ladies and gentlemen and boys you better listen. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Just in case it's about you. I guess I'm in a little predicament. What else can this little girl do. There was Peter. He was a cheater. Who couldn't keep his hands to himself. There was Richie. Well he got bitchy. So I left him there on the shelf. So I give up on love. I guess I've had enough. And I don't give a ... Wow... what can I do. Just when I've found the one. And I think loves begun. It's falling through. So I will dry my eyes. And I'll just fantasize. And I'll get moisturized and think of you. I'm lookin for the best. And I'll take nothing less. Baby what about you. A meeting of minds is so hard to find. Is there no such a thing as the one. They say love is blind cos the truth is unkind. I'm just a hot-loaded gun. There was Henry. Now he got friendly. While dancing in my pink underwear. And there was David. When he got naked. He didn't have much up - or downstairs. So I give up on love. I guess I've had enough. I don't give a... what can I do. Just when I've found the one. And I think loves begun. It's falling through. So I will dry my eyes. And I'll just fantasize. And I'll get moisturized and think of you. I'm lookin for the best. And I'll take nothing less. Cos baby what about you. I said baby what about you