When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb. And all the critics said that the D was done. The sun had set and the chapter had closed. But one thing no one thought about was. The D would rise again. Just like the phoenix. We'll rise again. Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched. By a failure or an embarassment. No way no. And the critics all agreed. It was a stinky pile of cheese. But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong. Just like the phoenix. We'll rise again. Just like the phoenix. We'll rise again. Sunshine. It's a hell of a day. Riding back and it's heading your way. The D is here now we're putting on our show. We stick it up now we nearly a weirdo. It's the rise of the phoenix. It's the power of the D. And you know you've seen us. Tenacious D is back. Let's make it all the way to the top. Full smoking but I'm not gonna stop. Bossa nova it's a beatiful dance. Hot ... that's a lot of romance. It's the rise of the phoenix. And a rise to the power. It's the magical cleaner. Tenacious D is back. But what if it's true?. If Tenacious D has died what we will do?. And what will we do. About all the fans that have the D tattoo?. They'll have them removed. They'll have to laser off the D tattoos. Tattoos. They'll have to laser off the D tattoo. Wait a minute Kage. What's that you say?. You know it's not too late. Yes it is too late. We only need one hit. Just imagine it. We can be legit. Too legit to quit. One hit. One hit. One hit. Yeah I'm hoping this is it. One hit. Fucking hit. Top 40 hit. Top 1000 hit. I don't care. As long as we get there. We start anew. And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo. You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo