Aww shit get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty yeah). Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty yeah). But stay on your motherfucking toes. We running this let's go. I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat). I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat). Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat). I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat). I'm on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat yeah). I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me. Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea. Busting five knots wind whipping out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat. Take a picture trick (trick). I'm on a boat bitch (bitch). We drinking Santana champ. Cause it's so crisp (crisp). I got my swim trunks. And my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers you at Kinko's. Straight flipping copies. I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit. The dolphin's splashing getting everybody all wet. But this ain't Seaworld this is real as it gets. I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget. I'm on a boat and. It's going fast and. I got a nautical themed. Pashmina afghan. I'm the king of the world. On a boat like Leo. If you're on the shore. Then you're sure not me-oh. Get the fuck up this boat is Real!. Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker (motherfucker). Fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucker (motherfucker). I'm on the deck with my boys motherfucker (yeah). This boat engine make noise motherfucker. Hey ma if you could see me now (see me now). Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow). Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow). Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible. Yeah never thought I'd be on a boat. It's a big blue watery road (yeah). Poseidon. Look at me oh (all hands on deck). Never thought I'd see the day. When a big boat coming my way. Believe me when I say. I fucked a mermaid. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah). I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty shorty yeah). por: charles kretzer