[Mystikal]. Since I'm so fucking bad. give me mine. get yours. ooooh.... [Verse 1]. I woke up this morning. rocked up. humping on the matress. hard like I was fuckin. I realized I was dreaming. then I got up. I hit the Vick's inhaler. 'cuz my nose was stuffed up. from the bed to the floor. to the bathroom to the sink. from the mirror to the toilet. took a piss then shook the shank. oops dont look know I think I sprinkled when I tinkled. so I dip in the sides there be a sweeter by the seater. cocoa powder bubble-bath and rubbing alcohol. for 5 fuckin cent that you could buy at the mall. I'm a long distance super-power pussy-magnet. I was born in the ghetto made by the ghetto. so fabulous!. [Chorus]. [Charlie Wilson]. ghetto fabulous - living like this. I'm so happy yeah!. 'cuz I'm ghetto fabulous (repeat). [Snoop Dogg] (enters over repeat speaking). Yeah I feel what you're saying Dog. but uhh you could let these fools know how hard it is. when a nigga ghetto fabulous know what I'm saying?. let's kick that shit!. [Mystikal]. [Verse 2]. it's like a big rush with no time. niggas be like "whyyyyy". kids be like "let me get your autograph". bitches be like "ahhhh!". ever since I said "here I go". braids or not y'all. they know me wherever I go. I'm real private. the windows tinted doors locked. the damn crowd you make a scene. "ain't you Mystikal?". "no I'm not.". lie to a diehard fan with a straight face. and let the hour long picture signing session take place. sign hey baby how you doing?. what's your name?. stay real stay sweet. stay sexy stay the same. and never forget. I'm never going to change. I'm loving what I'm doing. and you can put that on your game. I got my piece of pie and my piece of mind. fool I'm a piece of coal. don't call me people let me shine. I know you see me on t.v.. with Snoop Fiend Mia C Silkk Serv and Petey. nigga we frontin' these street-ies. but livin' like this ain't easy. it's fabulous!. I'm so fucking bad. [Chorus]. [Verse 3]. see that's a cutie with her big booty. and her big body. her and her big fine potnahs. take their ??? and take their vitamins. be ordering drinks all down at the bar. we don't got to buy. just work that halter top. and work them tight bell bottoms. ohhh you acting funny and trying to holler. she project Tyra Banks. the neighborhood super-model. she shaped like a coke bottle. hair whipping smelling good. finger nails and her toes polished. she did it how she lived. 'cuz she got to have it. first got them fucking kids. by the baby's daddy. her ass ain't never what she should have been. go ahead on and act bad I'll see ya when I get a hit. see she was so fucking bad. [Chorus] (repeat).