I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A highball with a twist. One in my linguini too. I said "There's somethin' wrong with this." Eyeballs eyeballs eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs eyeballs eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the 'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I bear?" He said "You ain't crazy." He said "You ain't insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!". .