You never had a chance. You doodied in your pants. Pant'loons - dirty pant'loons. You did the pee-pee dance. You wet your fancy pants. Pant'loons - dirty pant'loons. I was alive for only five. Shoulda played hookie and stayed at home. Where the toilet was my own. I had to go but I was too shy. Then everything came out that was inside. And in the classroom I did cry. Oh momma come and get me soon. I got a walnut in my pant'loons. CHORUS. "Take me away" cried my hidden face. She held me and started down the hall. Stopped by a mop-and-bucketed man. Who with concern wanted to know all. That's when I felt something start to fall. No time for spoken words to be said. As the walnut fell from my pant-leg. He got his answer nodded his head. Can't wait for this day to end. With every moment my humility spread. I'd pay good dollar just to forget. That walnut that fell from my pant-leg. The janitor was from Winnipeg