The words are so familiar-. All the same greats the same mistakes. It doesn't have to be like this. If you don't make a friend now. One might make you-. So learn. The gentle art of making enemies. Don't you look so surprised. Happy birthday...Fucker. Blow that candle out. We're gonna kick you kick you. [Don't say you're not because you are]. [Don't say you're not because you are]. [History tells us that you are]. [History tells us that you are]. Well all you need is just one more excuse. [You put up one hell of a fight]. [You put up one hell of a fight]. I wanna hear your very best excuse. [I've never felt this much alive]. [I've never felt this much alive]. Your day has finally come -. So wear the hat and do the dance. And let the suit keep wearing you. This year you'll sit and take it. And you will like it -. It's the gentle art of making enemies. I deserve a reward. Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had. And if I tighten up my hole -. You may never see the light again. [There's always an easy way out]. [There's always an easy way out]. [You need something wet in your mouth]. [You need something wet in your mouth]. Then all you need is just one more excuse. [You put up one hell of a fight ]. [You put up one hell of a fight]. I wanna hear your very best excuse. [I've never felt this much alive]. [I've never felt this much alive].