Somewhere.... (Chorus 1). Hey girl help me if you can. I'm coming to you with my heart in my hand. Give me love I'm starved for affection. All I need is just a little direction. (Chorus 2). Wow. Somewhere in America. somewhere cross the sea. Somewhere in America. she waits for me. I need a teacher who can use a pet. Give me a lesson in etiquette. If there is anyone who'd like to try. Maybe she'd like to come and teach me tonight. (Chorus 2). Same old story same old song and dance. What good is the glory if you can't find romance. I know she is waiting. Ooh somewhere in the heartland. And if she's out there tonight. I wish she would raise her hand. (Chorus 1). (Chorus 2). Somewhere in America...