Pity him the former. Enfant terrible. His career in aspic. Bent on pleasure. Gamely attempting. The tricky transition. From ageing outrage. To national treasure. "gimme a bandwagon and i'll jump on it!. A drum to bang and i'll thump on it!. Criticism and i'll dump on it!. If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!". He won't rest while there are. Cameras around. He'll start a quarrel. For the moral high-ground. It's not enough to win a brace of top awards. He won't be happy till he's in the house of lords. "gimme a bandwagon and i'll jump on it!. A drum to bang and i'll thump on it!. Criticism and i'll dump on it!. If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!". At self-promotion he's a master. Although the midweek's a disaster. They used to fix things so much easier. The good old days were fun and sleazier. Pity him the former. Enfant terrible. His career in aspic. Bent on pleasure. Gamely attempting. The tricky transition. From ageing outrage. To national treasure