When i was a little kid. I never liked to eat. Mom would put things on my plate. And i'd dump 'em on her feet. But then one day she made this soup. I ate it all in bed. I asked her what she put in it. And this is what she said:. "oh chicken lips and lizard hips. And alligator eyes. Monkey legs and buzzard eggs. And salamander thighs. Rabbit ears and camel rears. And tasty toenail pies. Stir 'em all together. And it's mama's soup surprise". I went into the bathroom. And i stood beside the sink. I said "i'm feeling slightly ill. And i think i'd like a drink". Mama said "i've just the thing. I'll get it in a wink. It's full of lots of protein. And vitamins i think". "oh chicken lips and lizard hips. And alligator eyes. Monkey legs and buzzard eggs. And salamander thighs. Rabbit ears and camel rears. And tasty toenail pies. Stir 'em all together. And it's mama's soup surprise"