I'm the only gay eskimo. I'm the only one I know. I'm the only gay eskimo-o. In my tribe. I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka. But all I wanna do is get into his parka. I'm the only gay eskimo-o. In my tribe. Well me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck we both like blubber. But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. I'm the only gay eskimo-o. In my tribe. Ch-k-chss [Ch-k-chss]. I make a wish on the northern lights. That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights. I'm the only gay eskimo-o. In my tribe. And the seals they sing now:. (ad. lib seal sounds). These cold winter nights are taking their toll. I even get excited when I see the North Pole. See the North Pole.... I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo). I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know-ho-ho-ho). I'm the only gay eskimo. In my tribe. (spoken:) Now like the proclaimers would sing it:. (sung:)I'm the only gay eskimo (only only only only). I'm the only one I know. I'm the only gay eskimo. In my tribe. (spoken:) Like Bob Dylan!. (sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo. I'm the only one Iiiiii know. I'm the only ga-yyyyyyyyyyy eskimo. (spoken:) Like Ric Ocasek from the cars:. (sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo (oh oh-oh oh-oh). I'm the only one I know. I'm the only gay eskimo. And she used to be mi-i-i-i-ine. (spoken:) Like Oasis!. I'm the only gay eskimo!. (various noises fight in background). (spoken:) Like Van Morrison:. (mumbled in tune:) There only is one. I aint seen it come out on street and (mumbles). 'n Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well.... ..and the crack was good. (sung:) Well I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo-o). I'm the only one I know (only one I know). I'm the only gay eskimo. In my tri-i-i-i-be...