I have to admit. I'm an absolute shit. But at least you can't call me. a hypocrite. I don't want fame. or the critics' acclaim. Take it from me. that's a pointless game. I've got a minder. a chauffeur a flunkey. 'cause I'm the organ-grinder. not the monkey. Call me old-fashioned. At least I know what I like. Call me old-fashioned. If you're so wet. Why don't you get. on your bike?. Call me old-fashioned. At least I'm moving ahead. Call me old-fashioned. If I can't charm you. I'll just strong-arm you. to bed. The moment I see you with your trousers dropped. Will be as rewarding as just having shopped. All of the names that I've spent years collecting. They're the only things that are worth respecting. Prada and Porsche and Philippe Starck. The only little problem is where to park. Call me old-fashioned. You're all so quick to condemn. Call me old-fashioned. Until you learn. How much I earn. and I spend. Call me old-fashioned. and I've been called worse than muck. Call me old-fashioned. but understand. What I've got planned. won't be luck. Sex is fun and sex sells honey. A shiny dream to make me money. Where the sea is blue the sky is sunny. Love is hot and suprisingly. Old-fashioned. I'll make love down the phone. Call me tomorrow. I'll give you breaks. I'll be as long as it takes to your home. Call me old-fashioned. At least I'm moving ahead. Call me old-fashioned. If I can't charm you. I'll just strong-arm you. to bed. Where you can be. old-fashioned. with me