I'll tell you all a story. 'bout a man who isn't here. Who had a pocket full of chemicals. Some cigarettes and beer. I went out to ibiza runnin'. From the pourin' rain. I drank a poco loco and I'd never be the same. I met up with some boys. They called themselves the diamond dogs. They were either on the dancefloor. Or dealing in the bogs. And a reformed gangster got me. And he said that he found god. He looked me in the eyes. And he started speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Everybody's sayin' take that take that. And I'm about to do exactly that-ah. And I'm the cheeky fucker at the back-ah. Before a disco biscuit disco-nap. In balearic sunshine I went out for a swim. But I heard they'd sent. A posse to the rocks to do me in. But I met some friends. With faces who were pretty mighty men. They told me if they come for you my brother. We will go for them. I whistled down a taxi. Just to save us all some grief. The taxi man had weed. And pills he'd bought from the police. He'd seen me on the tv. Said he didn't like my songs. It's the only sense he made. Cause then he started speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Ahh ahh. Ahh ahh. Everybody's sayin' take that take that. And I'm about to do exactly that-ah. And I'm the cheeky fucker at the back-ah. Before a disco biscuit disco-nap. I met a girl from preston. Who wanted sex right there and then. She lead me to a hotel. But they wouldn't let me in. I begged and I pleaded. With the man who owned the place. Eventually he'd had enough. And punched me in the face. I made a promise to that gangster. That I would not commit. To another night on the white. I'd have to deal with it. But I had a poco loco mescaline. Comin' on strong. I really couldn't help it man. I started speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Speaking tongues speaking tongues. Everybody on the island speaking tongues. Everybody's sayin' take that take that. And I'm about to do exactly that-ah. And I'm the cheeky fucker at the back-ah. Before a disco biscuit disco-nap. Everybody's sayin' take that take that-ah. And I'm about to do exactly that-ah. And I'm the cheeky fucker at the back-ah. Before a disco biscuit disco-nap