If I recall correctly. It was the middle of spring. Walkin with my boys. Contiplating what summer will bring. We started talkin about girls. And it was the funniest thing. As I started to remember some of the funniest things. See there was ashley. She caught my eye the second that she pasted me. I kissed her once. Then she started to harrase me. She called all night long. I had to buy a brand new phone. And let me see. There was mellony. To have a mouth like that should be a felony. Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me. I mean dirty vocab. She used to talk like she was crunk. And after that was tiffany. The one with the cute cousin. Are you kiddin' me?. She had a man. But that didn't mean shit to me. He tryed to catch us all the time. But I was just to god dam smooth. And I can't forget to mention Carrie. But that situation quickly got scary. Cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married. Can you believe that shit?. I had to pack my bags and move!. They say I gotta change my evil ways. And I'm workin hard at it every day but. No matter what i do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. If love is just a game that people play. And practice make perfect is what they say but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. I'll always remember Monica. The jewish chick. She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah. To met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica. But she looked so dam good. She almost made my ass convert. And after that there was Lisa. She had a twin sister Teresa. I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza. The greatest night of my life. Schleps to rock that kill to birds. And there was Erica. She had the stankest breath in North America. I tryed to slip her tic tacs. But they were scared of her. And when we made out. I always had to plug my nose. And I supose your know the sister. Shoot I swear by hand and God. I only kissed her. I gotta foot fetish. But she gotta lota blisters. I mean hammer time feet. You think she had walked from Boca Raton. They say I gotta change my evil ways. And I'm workin hard at it every day but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. If love is just a game that people play. And practice make perfect is what they say but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. Yo Matt. Remember Catherine?. She talked so much. I used to make her bring me aspirine. Bla bla bla bla. I'm doin fine thanks for askin. I even tryed to make a muzzle. But her mouth would just not quite. Oh Shit. Remember Shuana. I hate to bring her up again. I didn't want her. That girl I talked about. In "that girls a dog" song. Yea the poster girl from pac sun. Almost made me lose my grip. And oh shit. There was Krystal. The meth head. She used to sniff like a fist full. One time she chased me down thr street with a pistol. She tryed to say I took her stash. She bugged out and tryed to kill my ass. And at last we got Kimmy. She went abroad. Came back. And broke up with me. And so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me. I cryed for like 3 days. Then it was back to my evil ways. They say I gotta change my evil ways. And I'm workin hard at it every day but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. If love is just a game that people play. And practice make perfect is what they say but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. They say I gotta change my evil ways. And I'm workin hard at it every day but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to. If love is just a game that people play. And practice make perfect is what they say but. No matter what I do. I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to