ic: ...well.. Steve: Oh yeah?. Vic: Went down ten feet got a JCB from the road 'cause my other one wouldn't reach. Dug it out... after ten or fifteen minutes he went back to the hole to check the height... full of water! Must have come from the river eh?. Steve: Dunno...someone must have pissed in it.. Vic: Say well fucking big piss... somebody did.. Someone: Something you were doing down the bog?. Vic: Trying to feed it through the ground it's like a well.. Steve: Oh yeah? How deep?. Vic: About three feet deep.. Someone: He's a god!. Vic: So I....that's right fucking John shit himself. There was soil it's like quicksand.... He went down there to spread the fucking soil and he's sinking in isn't he? He suddenly reached for the fucking fork lift and I lifted up he couldn't reach it... He was shitting himself. He was just going by the at the end of the boots. He said "I'm fucking going I'm going! Just lower the fucking forklift quick!" And he grabbed hold of it so I had to lift it up with him hanging on the end of it. Good job he didn't let go otherwise right in the fucking mud!. Gonna write a little letter gonna mail it to my local MP. Vic:. He's a Maltese man and he's mowing the lawn my way. Roll over Vic Vella give me more bales of hay. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella don't you mow that lawn my way. Vic: So I lifted him up.... Early in the morning I'm giving you a warning. Don't you step on my tractor blades. Hey diddle diddle he's on the fiddle. And he ain't got nothing to lose. Roll over Vic Vella tell the tax man the bad news. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella don't you tell the tax man the news. You want to buy a truck and need a new VCR. Vic he gonna say he knows where they are. Roll over Vic Vella I see that panda-car. . Vic: ...the fucking lights right? I say "What the fuck is going on here?" He says "It's alright it's me." "What do you mean it's you?" He said "You've got the wrong guy" .... Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella don't you play those games with me. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella don't you play those games with me. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella Roll over Vic Vella. Roll over Vic Vella don't you play that game with me. Bruce imitating Vic: He's a cunt isn't he? He's a fucking cunt I tell you... He's a fucking weird fellow and I think he's a ... They fall off a fucking well he's a cunt isn't he? I tell you man Maybe you want to fucking scream... Who's that cunt ... That's the fucking cunt yeah. That's fucking him... ... He's a fucking cunt !. Vic: ...He's another one ... fucking five minutes and you don't see him for about a year.. Someone:. Vic: Yeah ... Paul the generator geezer.. Someone: Oh really?. Vic: He's supposed to come... ... He ain't put that fucking thing there to switch hold of everything.. Someone: Oh really?. Vic: The house... Yeah.... Someone: That geezer?. Vic: I thought he was in charge of it.... Someone: What's happening?. Vic: I left a message on that thing.. Someone: I thought it would be done!. Vic: ... Oh yeah Paul was in the house.. Someone: Another cunt!. Vic: ... won't get any light... Another big cunt!. Someone: Now he's...