Some time ago at Santa's place. Up in the old North pole. There lived a lump of anthracite. Whose parents called him Joel. Joel Joel the lump of coal. Happy as a lump can be. He just wants to keep Santa warm. And make the elves cosy. But Santa Claus had other plans. For Joel one fateful day. "Joel you're just the lump I need. Come join me on my sleigh". Joel Joel the lump of coal. Heart leapt up with joy. "I'll soon be Santa's present to. A lucky girl or boy. We'll laugh and play together. And we'll hold each other tight. Snuggle under clean white sheets. When we go to sleep at night". Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel. "You're in for a surprise. You're not a special Christmas gift. You're just a booby prize. What kid would ever want you?. You're filthy as can be. And now you have to go and live. With one who's been naughty". That made keep. Poor Joel crying in electricy. You pollute the air. With CO2 and Mercury. Joel Joel the lump of coal. Fell down upon his knees. "I don't want to live with a naughty kid. Don't make me Santa please". But Santa laughed his jolly laugh. "Ho ho you stupid lump. You're just the thing to teach this brat. That Santa ain't no chump ho ho ho". So off they flew and before he knew. Joel was in a sack. He cried and yelled to Santa Claus. "Why don't we just go back? ". And then came Christmas morning. And much to Joel's surprise. He saw a boy with the saddest face. And tears were in his eyes. (Tears were in his eyes). He picked Joel up he held him. He said "You can be my friend". (Be my next best friend). "I would have liked some presents but. You're what Santa chose to send". (Santa chose to send). "It's true I've been a naughty boy. And maybe that's a sin". (Maybe that's a sin). "But if this is how Santa treats the kids. I'm just glad that I'm not him". Joel Joel the lump of coal. Knew what he must do. He said "Now I know the reason why. I got sent to you". Because when a person hurts inside. It turns him hard and cruel. But I know how to make your pain. Into a precious jewel. So take me in your hand young man. And squeeze with all your might. Let's turn your pain and anger into. Something that shines bright". And Joel Joel the lump of coal. He gave his life away. So one good naughty little boy. Had a diamond on Christmas day