Miss Riley had a dog. she used to keep it in her backyard. And when the dog began to bark. all the neighbors began to shout. Then came a stormy night. Miss Riley let her dog out. And when the neighbors found him 'round. they put a gun down his mouth and shot him down. and he went. Ooohhh-wow bow-wow. Ooohhh-wow bow-wow. Miss Murphy had a cat. on her lap it sat. And once in a great big while. it looked like that Cheshire cat did smile. But often it used to chase. anything that crossed its face. But one day it got so hot. that Cheshire cat had a blood clot. and she said. Ooohhh-meow me-meow. Ooohhh-meow me-meow. Meow. And then the dog met the cat. the dog was hot and the cat was wet. Then came some sweaty dude. he put a board between the two. Then they couldn't get at it. got frustrated all about it. So they did the only thing you could do. they took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two. and they said. Ooohhh-wow bow-wow. Ooohhh-wow bow me wow.