You were always trippin. I was always stoned. You knew I was a piss-head. That’s why I never phoned. So why’d you act surprised. I was drunk on the day we met. When I see you with your new man. Something stirs inside of me. It’s not that I want you back. It’s how ugly love can be. Be still my foolish pride. I couldn’t love you anyway. Like a baseball cap worn backwards. Like calling cocaine gear. Like a pair of Evisu jeans. We were so last year. And we got high all the time. Night after night. Line after line. How did I make ‘I love you’ sound sincere. When you were just a one-night-stand. That lasted a year. We were always fighting. You thought the drama did us good. Well I found it really boring. Get off the cross we need the wood. Say hi to your mum and dad. It’s all their fault anyway. Like Patrick Cox and girl power. Jean Claude van Damme and Cheers. Vanilla Ice and Take That. We were so last year. Getting high all the time. Night after night. Line after line. How did I make ‘I love you’ sound sincere. When you were just a one-night-stand. That lasted a year. Like a baseball cap worn backwards. Like calling cocaine gear. Like a pair of Evisu jeans. We were so last year. Getting high all the time. Night after night. Line after line. How did I make ‘I love you’ sound sincere. When you were just a one-night-stand. That lasted a year. All in the name of entertainment. We could come to some arrangement. Just a one-night-stand. That lasted a year