I wanna meet Santa Claus the real real Santa. I wanna meet Santa Claus the real real Santa. I wanna see Santa Claus the real real Santa. He wants to meet ol' Santa Claus. I took my brother to the department store. He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list. He stood in line and he shook like a leaf. He's only five and a half goin' on six. He said "Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus. really really (the real Santa) Santa Claus?. Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus really really Santa?. (I hope he doesn't pull Santa's beard). Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus. really really (the real Santa) Santa?". Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus. I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap. And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt. He yanked the beard right on off of his chin. And in his eyes I could see he was hurt. He said "You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus. you're really not (the real Santa) Santa Claus. You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus. you're really not Santa (he shouldn'ta pulled Santa's beard). You're not (not Santa) Santa Claus. you're really not (the real Santa) Santa". He's just helpin' Santa Claus. He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus. the real (the real Santa) real Santa. He's helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus. the real (the real Santa) real Santa. He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus. the real (the real Santa) real Santa. He's just helpin' Santa Claus. He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus. the real (the real Santa) real Santa. He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus. the real (he shouldn'ta pulled Santa's beard) real Santa. He's just helpin' (helpin' Santa) Santa Claus. the real (the real Santa) real Santa. He's just helpin' Santa Claus.