We sleep all day and rock the night. We just get up to start another fight. We kiss and then we bite. We are trainwrecks. You don't keep house and I'm a slob. You're freakin' out cause I can't keep a job. We don't update our blogs. We are trainwrecks. People love to tell us what to do. That's just cause they're jealous of me and you. We're digging through the couch for cash. We're taking cabs cause both our cars are trashed. But we're still kicking ass. We are trainwrecks. Trainwrecks. We're still kicking ass. We are trainwrecks. We think it's uncool to be on time. Mooching off our friends is not a federal crime. Someday we'll cut our critics down to size. And crash a Diddy party in disguise. We fall but then we rise. We are trainwrecks. That's the story of our lives. We are trainwrecks