Fa lalalala. This is my sad Christmas song. I've had it stuck in my head all day long. I wrote it in the car on my ride home. Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone. Why'd I even put up that fuckin' tree?. If there's no one here that's gonna see. Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve. Cause there's no one here next to me. This is my sad Christmas song. So I light another bong. I turn on the radio. I binge watch our favorite shows. This year feels kind of lame. But the last one was the same. But the holiday spirit they say. Is taking off on a plane. This is my sad Christmas song. Fa lalalala. I always thought that Santa was kind of cute. There's something about his beard big belly and boots. I left Santa more than cookies this year. I thought he might appreciate a few beers. That's why I'm always on the naughty list. He said cause when I get drunk I'm always showing my tits. He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near. I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here". This is my sad Christmas song. So I rip another bong. I never been good at making plans. Next year I'm gonna be with my man. My little sister says I'm the Grinch. But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch. Why did you have to go?. We were under the mistletoe. This is my sad Christmas song. Fa lalalala. Fa lalala. Missing you on fuckin' Christmas why did you have to go?. Wishing you a Merry Christmas know I miss you so. Missing you on fuckin' Christmas why did you have to go?. Wishing you a Merry Christmas know I miss you so. Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala. Fa lalala). Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala. Fa lalala). Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala. Fa lalala). Wishing you a Merry Christmas