Life in a city living in L.A.. Is a long way from Huddersfield town?. The back of the Rainbow's a long way from heaven. But that's where he get's his pork pie. Limos and ladies they're driving him queasy. Rugby and cricket's unknown. Baseball and football they're making him lazy. Your fan club says "Rodney come home". The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle. Look down on Hollywood Hills. The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle. You're our own Hot Rod on wheels. A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels. The Nautilus rusts in the yard. But for Yorkshire he's yearning. But because he's earning. He'll always live in L.A.. A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket. And never comes out to pay bills. He's winning at poker and playing the Joker. And he always cheats when he deals. Hello let me introduce myself!. My name is Rodney. I'm immensely strong.. When I were a lad. I could lift up five navies on an end of a shovel.. The reason I never took martial arts because. I was immensely fearsome. And I'd probably kill everybody. I came into contact with it.. I was phenomenally strong.. Pride and ego my lads pride and ego. Is what makes the world rotate?. And everybody knows the center of the universe. Is Huddersfield but I don't live there anymore.. I live in Los Angeles. It's great!... I think. Rufus the red has a crane by his bed. To wrench himself up in the morn'. But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed. You'll wish you'd never been born.. A bear with a sore head we don't mean your forehead. He slumbers for most of the day. Wide eyed and legless. Baked beans for breakfast. Your problem Rodney L.A.