Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Bells are ringing all around. Snowflakes fall and lights adorn. Our very merry Tinstle Town. Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Santa sits us on his knee. Christmas gifts lie patiently. Beneath our decorated tree!. Fa la ya la. La ya la la leee!. Merry Christmas!. Happy Hannukah!. Its the time to send a gift. To those of us less fortunate!. Alvin: But Dave if Christmas is SO MERRY why did you say it makes you uptight?. Dave: I-I never said that Alvin!. Theodore: Yes you did! ^-^. Dave: I DON'T need this from you Theodore.. Alvin: You said you cant WAIT for it to be over and that. Dave: Ho ho ho Alvin thats your line HO HO HO!. . Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Carolers sing merrily. Presents promise happiness. If only temporarily!. Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Grandma sends a baby truck!. We are WAY too old for that. But Dave tells us to "Suck It Up!". Fa la Ya la. La Ya la ya yuuupp!. Merry Christmas!. Happy Hannukah!. Its the time to send a gift. To those of us less fortunate!. Alvin: Like cash grandma send us CASH!. Dave: Alvin. Theodore: A-and no more trucks Grandma.. Simon/Theodore: YEAH!. Dave: Uh shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote please?. Alvin: Aw but youre in a bad mood anyway and just be-. Dave: I am NOT in a bad mood!. Theodore: Dave y-you said to be HONEST with our feelings.. Dave: So?!. Simon: Just admit that youre..."stressed.". Dave: I AM NOT STRESSED!!. Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Car are honking constantly. Giving David headaches and. Increasing his anxiety!!. Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Grown-ups seem to go Beserk!. Why are parents so wigged-out. When Santa Clause does all the work. La la ya la. la ya la BESERK!!. Dave: Okay hold it right there guys this is NOT what I wrote. And I never said to "Suck It Up". Theodore/Simon: Yes you did!. Theodore: "Suck It Up fellas. Just quit your whining and Suck It up! Thats what you said Dave.". Dave: Can we just stick to the song?. Alvin: Were just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want ipods and cash and..and YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!. Dave: Oh just suck it up Alvin!. Alvin: Ha-ha GOTCHA! =D. Dave: Alvin.. Alvin: You are SOOO BUS-TED!. Dave: Alvin... Alvin: Oh-ho why dont you just admit that you. Dave: ALLLLLLVIIIINN!!!. Ho ho ho and Jingle Jingle. Bells are ringing all around!. Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our. Very Merry Tinstle Town!. Ooh yeeaahhh!!