The freakiest show I know. Is the show of my own. Living my life in and out. Of the twilight zone. Bust my britches. Bless my soul. I'm a freak of nature. Walking totem pole. Look and see I think you'll agree. Nobody weird like me. Intercourse with a porpoise. Is a dream for me. Hell bent on inventing. A new species. Bust my britches. Bless my soul. I'm a freak of nature. Walking totem pole. Look and see I think you'll agree. Nobody weird like me. Riding down the path. On the back of a giraffe. Me and the giraffe laughed. Cause I passed some gas. Bust my britches. Bless my soul. I'm a freak of nature. Walking totem pole. Look and see I think you'll agree. Nobody weird like me. Enchanted as a rabbit. That my life is a dream. Well everything is never. Just as it seems. The freakiest show I know. Is the show of my own. Living my life in and out. Of the twilight zone