Johnny's joined a ceilidh band. They're known quite well throughout the land the drones. The drones are signed up on a cruise. While tracey's laying in the booze back home. She's got herself another man a smoothie. While the kids are in the front room watching movies. She's got him in a head lock in an arm lock in a jam. She says I can't express myself with my old man. While johnny's far away on the rolling rolling. Johnny's far away on the rolling sea. Johnny's cruising out to sea. And he believes in chastity - for some. The wealthy widows bill and coo. He fends off one or two and then succumbs. As they're turning hard-a-port in the bahamas. He's turning her right out of her pyjamas. He's turned her every which way to the rhythm of the sea. He says I can't express myself with my old lady. While johnny's far away on the rolling rolling. Johnny's far away on the rolling sea. Johnny's home he opens up his door. While someone's sneaking out the back. And tracey says you look so poorly. Sores and all you need to see the quack. She wipes the snot from off the kiddies' noses. He charms her with eleven battered roses. And by and by they get down to the job of man and wife. Back to the old comforts of the missionary life. While johnny's far away on the rolling rolling. Johnny's far away on the rolling sea