[Eminem]. Balls balls balls. Balls balls balls. You'll never touch my.... CHORUS [Eminem]. Catch me if you can but. you ain't man enough you're standin' tough. But you know that no matter what. You'll never get the chance to touch. my balls balls balls. Balls balls balls. You'll never touch my balls. [Swifty McVay]. I see you ain't a playa you ain't ballin'. And I don't even care who the hell you call in. In this game it ain't no talkin'. You can get it started I nail the coffin. And all I here is "get your man up off him". So why I gotta stop it this nigga was talkin'. And I ain't gotta prove you nothin'. I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons. [Bizarre]. This dude in front of me he weighs a brick. He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit. So I played my position and don't make a ???. Been doin' this for years my team can't lose. And ain't nobody ain't nobody hard. 9 O'clock I'm gonna punch me a ???. Hut one hut two I'm ready. Hike give the ball to Nelly. And nobody out there feels me. Take this 'fore you have to kill me. And any player in my way I'm foldin'. Damn it call: holdin'. Chorus. [Eminem]. Football football I love football. Yes tres dos uno. Dos tres fuck shit bitch asshole son of a bitch. Everybody cuddle blah I mean huddle. I just stepped in a mud puddle butthole. Freak who just tapped on my ass cheek. Nevermind let's try quarterback sneak. Cover me smother me with love that's brotherly. That didn't work try another play. Hut one hut two hut hut hurry up. I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt. Hike the ball I mean I like Bizarre. But Jesus yikes I think I can feel his balls. My dick is long as it is hard yeah so are my balls. It's the longest yard whoops that's not the chorus. Run it back wrong song yeah disregard. That whole statement I just made what yard line we on?. On 5 and our timeouts are gone. Less than a minute left I just throw my ball. To the sideline to Von he steps outta bounds. 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts. Call another huddle we're down by six. The plan is to throw the ball to Swift. But he's so god dang high that he's trips. Falls and slips Proof grabs him by his fingertips. And runs the ball all the way down to the one. But he don't get in but all we need is a put ???. But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win. But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten. God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again. Everybody's laughin' now no timeouts and it's now fourth now. We're never gonna make it wait I just got an idea. Quick everybody get naked Denaun go long. I'ma throw the bomb come on how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on?. Ass out with a floppin' schlong touch down yeah I told ya. It's the longest yard. Chorus. [Kuniva]. The new face on the yard just hand me the ball. I'ma run through all of y'all y'all just soft. Even though my cleats is kickin' up mud. It's more tragic for me I'm stiff armin' punks. High steppin' through the end zone. I been grown I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone. It's time to rumble no time to fumble. And I won't stumble your frontline will tumble. Playin' ball with killas my team's gorillas. Three time offenders even drug dealers. One of the best runnin' backs there never was. Movin' like Barry Sanders leavin' you in the dust. [Proof]. Yack is high I got the highest yack. Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks. Bizarre snaps like a fire crack. And my palm more stickier than spider back. Eyin' my eye ???? try and sack us. No matter how big they flyin' backwards. Wide receiver receiving' wide. For every stride in my life I breathe and die. [Kon Artis]. Defense is playin' a pass. Then the quarterback peeps and screams. That means that it's time for me. to run out the back like a bat straight outta hell. My tracks burn turf when they excel. I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof. He got dropped and the ball came loose. and shot up like a flare I gave the ball a stare. And use my lineman's shoulder as a chair. Now I'm flyin' through the air like a superhero. I can use this ??? for a box of cereal. I'm no joke punk I can ???. For bein' the best player on my team WHAT. As soon as I hear the hut 1 2 HUT. I do one run run the screen go run run. Then I cut spin around in the end zone (Touch down!). Then I do the ninety shuffle so. Chorus. [Eminem] Footballs I'm talkin' about footballs dude. BuNNy_SsHady* - eu_e_eminem@hot...