Intro. (Car pulls off tires screech). Verse 1. (Ludacris). It was Friday night and I was feelin' aight (Yep). Downtown Atlanta big city bright lights. Mixin' Henney wit da Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin'. No police lights no police sirens. I'm headed to da club lookin' fo' a freak. To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks. Pull up to da spot 26's like bam!. Eyes on me like "Bitch do you see him?". Stroll through the front door headed to the VIP. Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips. Scopin' out da room and what do I see?. A nice round butt and a pair of double D's. So I crept up like "Shawty what's happen'n?. You kilin' dat dress and I love it wit' a passion". Den she turned around and her face was aight. She had a gap tooth and mean overbite. But I was like hmm.... (T-Pain). Chorus. If I take one more drink. I'm gon' end up f***in' you. Is that watchu wanna do shawty?. If I take one more drink. I'm gon' end up f***in' you. You too.. Verse 2. (Ludacris). Woke up da next mornin' and all I can remember. Was takin' shots and tippin' da bartender. Surrender to da woman end up bringin' me home. Cause' she started lookin' better every shot of Patron (Yep). I jumped up wit a devilish grin. Cause' tonight damn right! I might do it again!. So I called up da homies (What up?). Let's ride we can hit the sportsbar. Over on the South side. Get a couple of Coronas couple of limes. Went up to da bar saw a couple of dimes. So I slowly walked up an said "Hi". My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy. One said "I know who you are I'm your #1 fan. And right now it's too bad I got a man". And I said "I understand but where da hell is he at?. Cuz in a minute if he don't show up then maaaaan.....". (T-Pain). Chorus. If I take one more drink. I'm gon' end up f***in' you. Is that watchu wanna do shawty?. If I take one more drink. I'm gon' end up f***in' you. You too.. (Ludacris). Uh huh. Ay Pain holla at em right quick man!. (T-Pain). You gon' get in trouble wit yo' man girl. (Don't get in trouble girl). Talkin 'bout how you're my biggest fan girl. (I know it I know it). Now I don't wanna do. (Please). What you gon' make me do. (Don't make me do it don't make me do it!). But... if I have one more drink.... Verse 3. (Ludacris). One more drink I'mma get cha. Home then I'll split cha. Grab the camera phone. And take a buncha drunk pictures. Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha. Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda. And you know how far one drink could go. Start slurrin' my speech slowin' up da FLOOW. Hikin' up yo' skirt climbin' up yo' shirt. It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt. So guess what babygurl?. (T-Pain). Chorus. If I take one more drink. I'm gon' end up f***in' you. (Just one mo'). Is that watchu wanna do shawty?. (That's all it's gonna take). If I take one more drink. (Hey!). I'm gon' end up f***in' you. (Haha who else T-Pain?). You too.. (Outro). (Ludacris). You hear what I'm sayin'?. People too picky these days dammit!. Too tall too short too fat too skinny. Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating. This is been a Luda Service Announcement.... Deuces.... Hahahahahaha.