[intro]. [Cowboy]. I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts. You know there's a story behind that there saloon. Twenty years ago two outlaws. took this whole town over. Sheriffs couldn't stop em. Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen. Got murdered in cold blood. That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from. home. They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that. tavern. And on a quiet night. You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and. Royce Da Five-Nine. [Eminem]. I don't speak I float in the air wrapped in a sheet. I'm not a real person I'm a ghost trapped in a beat. I translate when my voice is read through a. sismograph. And a noise is bred picked up and transmitted through. Royce's head (Aahhh). Trapped him in his room possessed him and hoist his. bed. Till the evilness flows through his blood like. poisonous lead. Told him each one of his boys is dead. I asked him to come to the dark side he made a choice. and said. [Royce]. Who hard? yo I done heard worse. We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other. To see which one'll swerve first. Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds. That of a globe on top of nine other planets. Kissed the cheek of the devil. Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on. speakers in the ghetto. Dismissal I'm not a fair man disgraced the race of. an atheist. Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot. One track sliced without swords I buried the Christ. corpse. In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the. white horse. And stay over-worked its like the Nazis in the. nations. Collaborating attemptin to take over the earth. [Eminem]. Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil. We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people. He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Segal. Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either. (shit me neither). We ain't eager to be legal. So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle. I breathe ether in three amounts. When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle. Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range. Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain. (He's insane) No I'm not I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off. Cuz I can't find a decent vein. [Royce]. The disaster wit dreds. I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long. enough. To kill my soul after I'm dead. When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar. to a waiter. Cuz I serve any stranger wit money. I spray a hundred man until they joint chains. While slippin bullets at point blank range like they. was punches. Piss on a flag and burn it murder you. then come to your funeral. Serve this lobbyist strangle your body then confirm you. Whippin human ass throwin blows crackin jaws. Wit my fists wrapped in gause dipped in glue and. glass. I'm blazin Mc's at the same time amazin Mc's. Somehow Mc's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me. From all of angles of us flash a mack loud enough to. cast a avalanche. And bust till volcanoes errupt. [interlude]. *phone rings*. Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get. you). Stop They Know It'S Us!!. [Eminem]. I used to be a loudmouth remember me? (uh-ah). I'm the one who burned your house down (oh). Well I'm out now (shit) and this time I'm comin back. to blow your house up. And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of. Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms. And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms. And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave. I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe. [Royce] (Eminem). Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil. And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese. people. He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Segal. Against peaceful see you in hell for the sequel. (We'll be waitin) See you in hell. Wall Street Royce Da Five-Nine Slim Shady. See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye). Bad Meets Evil what? (till next time). [Cowboy]. And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil. Two of the most wanted individuals in the county. Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like. law-abiding citizens. It's too bad they had to go out the way they did. Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon. But their spirits still live on till this day. Shhh...[spits] wait did y'all hear that?. [Footsteps and windblowing]