The bombs been detonated. I'm just waitin' for an explosion I was just waitin' on 2nd and it was time for me to close in on 3rd. With blurred vision and in precisely placed slurred words we started kissin'. Man listen it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget. But fuck it I was drunk and I admit I loved it. Every last second I couldn't kill that thought of us butt ass naked. Tele' surfin' with the fan on chattin' about the session and slowly gettin' into some closet skeleton confessions. That's when she made a offer that I couldn't refuse. And chills went up and down my legs like Samoan tattoos. She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away and said she'd love if I stayed til the following day. So it was time to exit stage left I made my rounds gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath. And now we're walkin' to the door but right before we stepped outside she bought me one more. And now I'm feelin' it I had my had down my pocket but she's stealing it. with our fingers in a locket and as we're walkin' down Exchange Street with. our hearts pitter pattering to the same beat. And then she popped the question like "Jack you evah been in love?" I'm like "pshhh not that I recall". Well there was one situation but I didn't have the patience or the balls to say it and everytime I tried I just digitally delayed it. And it sounded like something blah blah blah blah man my speach impetement left my heart vacant without a single resident. The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept peddlin'. If it wasn't for meddlin' kids would love even exist nope if it wasn't for alcohal would I even be saying this nope. She probably took offence I probably started gettin' sober 'cause she started gettin' ugly and I think probably told her. Then my feet got heavy I started drippin' sweat knew I was gettin' into something I'd probably regret. Right when I lit the cigerrette I caught a case of the spins and started wishin' I was still at the bar with my friends. And then it happened I fell flat on my face. When I awoke I found I was in a very strange place. I must've got my wish granted 'cause I was butt ass naked but the only downside was that the room was very vacant. Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser while I'm tryin' to deal with this hangover head pressure. With a smile I grabbed the note lit a smoke and sat back "Dear whoever lose my number P.S. the sex was wack"