Written by Skip Battin and Kim Fowley. Fat ugly fat man swam. In a red tire made of stone. A painted lady paddled next to him. With two poodles on her lap. Garbo quietly picked a flower. While the chauffeur won his check again. And Barrymore took a noon day nap???. And diamond fell like rain. Cisco Kid and a bald headed waitress. Trapped 'neath a bed of brass. The french cook served them chocolates. And some cold cuts on the grass. Louilla ripped her zebra pants. In the polo lounge. And Errol Flynn was not let in. Cause he was coming down. Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain. Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane. Valentino suddenly appeared. In his midnight blue tuxedo. Had a falcon on his shoulder. Eating chicken from his hands. And Fatty Arbuckle waddled by. On way to the bath house green. Frankenstein ate the leading lady. And licked the carcass clean. Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain. Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane.