When I'm stable long enough. I start to look around for love. See a sweet and floral print. My mind begins the arrangements. But when I start to feel that pull. Turns out I just pulled myself. She would never go with me. Were I the last girl on earth. (Chorus). I'm dumb she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind. But married in my mind's no good. A pink triangle on her sleeve. Let me know the truth. Let me know the truth. Might have smoked a few in my time. But never thought it was a crime. Knew the day would surely come. When I'd chill and settle down. When I think I've found a good old fashioned girl. Then she put me in my place. If everyone's a little queer. Can't she be a little straight. (Chorus)