Chorus: repeat 2x. Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. Ahem.. excuse me!. Can I have the attention of the class. for one second?. Hi kids!. Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!). Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails. through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!). Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?. (Yeah yeah!). Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is?. (Huh?). My brain's dead weight. I'm tryin to get my head straight. but I can't figure out which Spice Girl. I want to impregnate (Ummmm..). And Dr. Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead!". Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red?. Man you wasted!". Well since age twelve. I've felt like I'm someone else. Cause I hung my original self from. the top bunk with a belt. Got pissed off. and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off. And smacked her so hard. I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross. I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass. faster than the fat bitch. who sat down too fast. C'mere slut!. (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog!). I don't give a fuck. God sent me to piss the world off!. Chorus. Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. The one problem was my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser. chased him with a stapler. and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers. (Owwwwwwww!). Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up. Flashed the bartender. then stuck my dick in the tip cup. Extraterrestrial killinpedestrians. rapinlesbians while they screamin:. "Let'S Just Be Friends!". Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope. than I do (Damn!). I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper. Make a record about doin drugs. and name it after her (Oh thank you!). You know you blew up when the women. rush your stands. and try to touch your hands. like some screamin Usher fans. (Aaahhhhhh!). This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph. (Dude can I get your autograph?). So I signed it:. "Dear Dave thanks for the support Asshole!". Chorus. Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. Stop the tape!. This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!). Dr. Dre don't just stand there Operate!. I'm not ready to leave. it's too scary to die (Fuck that!). I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery. and buried alive. (Huh yup!). Am I comin or goin?. I can barely decide. I just drank a fifth of vodka --. dare me to drive? (Go ahead). All my life I was very deprived. I ain't had a woman in years. and my palms. are too hairy to hide. (Whoops!). Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk. (hachhh-too). I spit when I talk. I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere). When I was little. I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. How You Gonna Breast Feed Me Mom?. (Wah!). You Ain'T Got No Tits!. (Wahhh!). I lay awake and strap myself in the bed. Put a bulleproof vest on. and shoot myself in the head. (Bang!). I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!). And by the way when you see my dad?. (Yeah?). Tell him that I slit his throat. in this dream I had. Chorus. Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady. Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?). My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady