{*funkafied version of "The People's Court" TV show in the background*}. [Mac Minista]. Mac Minista in defense of the honorable Snoop Dogg. The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit. in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against. my client Snoop Dogg Tha Doggfather - for 227 counts. of flexing his G's popping his P's. dotting his I's and crossing his T's.. The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit. in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against. my client Snoop Dogg Tha Doggfather - for 357 counts. of verbal and reckless endangerment. from the million dollar mouthpiece;. and leaving these super-sap suckers. discombobulated and confused and shook up like a pair of dice.. The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit. in the Game Court. Charging my client Snoop Dogg. Tha Doggfather - for distributing and manufacturing game.. Crossing state and county lines with the intent to pimp the system.. Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather. bring him before 12 G's and open up his files. and you will see that ever since Snoopy was a pup. his tail was straight up - ready to shake rattle and roll. and charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension.. So all you jerks with them $11 words. comin out of your $2 mouth. about a multi-million dollar Crip. who's got the mind of a bid'ness man the heart of a tyrant. and the tongue of a mack - I said. he's a five-star guerilla Crip with bars and stars. while you suckers is lookin for stripes.. His game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle;. and with this in mind I'm gonna ask the Game Court. to grant a motion of 995 - grounds of dismissal..