Put on your yarmulke. Here comes Chanukah. So much funukah. To celebrate Chanukah. Chanukah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights. When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree. Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me. David Lee Roth lights the menorah. So do Kirk Douglas James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah. Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli. Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli. Paul Newman's half Jewish Goldie Hawn's half too. Put them together what a fine lookin' Jew. You don't need to "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock". 'Cause you can spin the dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock - both Jewish. Put on your yarmulke. It's time for Chanukah. The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs. Celebrates Chanukah. O.J. Simpson not a Jew. But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew - he converted. We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby. Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish - not too shabby. Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is. Well he's not but guess who is. All Three Stooges. So many Jews are in showbiz. Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is. Tell your friend Veronica. It's time to celebrate Chanukah. I hope I get a harmonica. On this lovely lovely Chanukah. So drink your gin and tonicah. And smoke your marijuanikah. If you really really wannakah. Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah. Happy Chanukah