Jack of Diamonds Jack of Diamonds I know you most of all. You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold. And Whiskey you villain you've been my down-fall. You've cuffed and you've kicked me but I loved you of old. . Oh Whiskey Rye Whiskey Whiskey I cried. If I don't get rye Whiskey I surely will die. . Well I go yonder mountain and build me a still. And I send you a gallon for a five dollar bill. Well it's beefcake when I'm hungry Whiskey when I'm dry. And it's greenbacks when I'm hard off and hell when I die. . If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. Oh but the sea ain't made of Whiskey and I ain't a duck. So I play Jack Of Diamonds and trust on my luck.