Lyrics by Nicky Wire music by James Dean Bradfield and Sean Moore. . You've been this way since school. Dysfunctional translucent. Royalty on your wall. So desperately mundane. They're inbred baby just like you. But you'd love the chance to eat their food. Even though it has been chewed. Royal correspondent. Sad and lonely. Royal correspondent. Kills her daily. Dream of the Daily Mail. It is the Holy Grail. And then the BBC. Your life would be complete. Build a fountain wash away the poor. Just as long as your motives are pure. Hold on tight or you just might lose her. Royal correspondent. Wears their Sunday best. Royal correspondent. Smarter than the rest. Royal correspondent. Smarter than the rest. Royal correspondent. Smarter than the rest. Royal correspondent. Smarter than the rest. Royal correspondent. Smarter than the rest.