Noow let's take a trip down memory lane. Back to junior high school were it all began. Three bad lil kids raising hell at school. We were just thirteen straight acting a fool. Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot. Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught. Best friends blood brothers yo we one and the same. Till one faithful after when everything changed. One day playing punch out up in kiv's room. The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom. Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke. Yo your backyard is smashed man this isn't a joke. Yo lets go check this out man oh what was that? oh I bet lets go. All the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement. Yo what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship. We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide. And a little green dude stepped out from inside. He said " I'm from mars and I come in peace. I have something to ask and it's not discrete. There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix. And you three kids are the ones who can heal it. But were just thirteen man what can we do. Umm how should I put this I think we should screw - what?. On my home planet we can no longer breed. I've been sent to self-recept so we can store your seed. Storing our seed yo I think he means sex. Man I'm a virgin we all all bet. I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes. Ah what should we do now it's spreading it's thighs. You'll be heroes in my planet. But why us three?. You're the chosen ones you'll just have to trust me. Yo should we do it? man I dunno know yo I say we put it to a vote. All in favor say I "I". Ok we're in - cool. Who should go first?. I have three depositories to capture your burst. Wait so at the same time? yeah that's what I was thinking. Here some whine coolers lets get you boys drinking. We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy. Then took our positions and started getting frisky. One in the front and two in the back. Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trap. Keep humping away my wife and family thank you. I'm about to explode yo son me too. Three way climax! best friends forever. What a pleasure to lost our virginities together - yeah. Andy Jorm Akiv you've saved my race. Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space. We looked at each other didn't have to talk. Knew exactly what we wanted before he took off. Mr. Alien sir for what it's worth. We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth. Your wish is granted and thanks again. I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend. What happened today was both incredible and bad. Therefore your name is Incredibad