Better ask my momma how to make a monster... i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon i'm a beautiful monster from outer space too learned how to shake my hips in the inner sanctum satan gave me tips and then i thanked him i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon <i>[chorus:]</i> black black black black leather smash smash black black leather kill kill black black leather crash crash black black leather i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon i'm a chicken-fried fire-eatin' son of a gun concieved by my devil daddy on a chicken runlike a fireball flyin' down thunder road daddy made mama but she shoulda said no i'm the raw Hyde monster they named number 1 i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon i'm a genuine juvenille delinquent from the moon i'm like a hundred billion hydrogen bombs mama wanted a goat but i got mom's i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon. .