You see me everywhere in my underwear. You may wonder what I'm here to sell. But underneath my stare I'm so naked there. There are secrets I'm dying to tell. It's hard to be me. Nobody knows what it's like to be. The envy of mediocrity. If you could see. All my depth and complexity. I'd think you'd agree. It's hard to be me. It's hard to be me. I am up here alone on my glamorous throne. Want to thank all you people down there. I was once an unknown like you but I've grown. I have so much I'm hoping to share. It's hard to be me. Nobody knows what it's like to be. The envy of mediocrity. If you could see. All my depth and complexity. I'd think you'd agree. It's hard to be me. It's hard to be me. I guess you think that it's hard for you. Walking 'round in your little shoes. You don't know how I've sacrificed. To live this life to look so nice. It's hard to be me. Nobody knows what it's like to be. The envy of mediocrity. If you could see. All my depth and complexity. I'd think you'd agree. It's hard to be me. It's hard to be me. Me me me me me me me me me me.