I've been driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar. I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil. It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne. It says Morris on the door the G.P.O. owned it before. I drive in it for my job the governor calls me a slob. But I don't really care give me some gas and the open air. It's a bit old but it's mine I mend it in my spare time. Just last week I changed the oil the rocker valves and the coil. Just last week I changed the oil. Last week it went round the clock I also had a little knock. I dented somebody's fender he learnt not to park on a bender ha ha ha. I've been driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far. I drive up to Muswell Hill I've even been to Selsey Bill. I drove along the A45 I had her up to 58. This copper stopped me the other day you're mistaken what could I say. The tyres were a little worn they were O.K. I could have sworn. I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far. I like driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far. I like driving in my car even with a flat tyre. I like driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar. I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far.