Uncle Ernie:. I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie. I'm glad you won't see or hear me. As I fiddle about. Fiddle about. Fiddle about !. Your mother left me here to mind you. Now I'm doing what I want to. Fiddling about. Fiddling about. Fiddle about!. Down with the bedclothes. Up with the nightshirt!. Fiddle about. Fiddle about. Fiddle about !. You won't shout as I fiddle about. Fiddle about. Fiddle about. Fiddle about !. Fiddle fiddle fiddle..