Holed up in the dressing room without a dress. Kneeling at the confessional with nothing to confess. And I knew all about my surprise party. I was spoiled and depressed. Hey I acted surprised and I told lots of lies. Yes I did my best. Stop the truck at the truck stop I need something to help me crash. Food stamps checks and credits cards but they only accepted cash. There was sweat beating on my brow. My heart was beating out of my chest. So I stole everything they couldn't give away. Yes I did my best. And I did the best that I could do. With all the mess that I've been through. What did you expect me to do. I did my best for you. I was waiting for a chain reaction with the missing link. Waiting for that trickle-down forever circling the sink. I was tired of being tired. I could not get no rest. So I kept sleep-walking and talking in my sleep. Yes I did my best. And I did the best that I could do. With all the mess that I've been through. What did you expect me to do. I did my best for you.