I saw him by the dj. The way he danced was cool. They said I stood no chance. They called me little fool. Well here I am before you. And all your friends can see. You roasting like a turkey. It's just this flame in me. And no one can burn like me. I am a laser. Burning through your eyes. And I know what kind of man you are. And I long to hold you tight. I am a laser. Knowing right from wrong. And I know what kind of heart you have. A heart so big and strong. I dreamed how much I'd lay on you. Sitting by your side. Driving in my Dusenburgh. Going for a ride. I'm going to turn my beam on. If only for an hour. You know I switch the heat on. When you feel my golden shower. And no one can burn like me. I am a laser. Burning through your eyes. And I know what kind of man you are. And I long to hold you tight. I am a laser. Knowing right from wrong. And I know what kind of heart you have. A heart so big and strong. I know what the boys call me. They think I'm Black Barbarella. But only one beam do I have. And that's this heartbeat of mine. I am a laser. Burning through your eyes. And I know what kind of man you are. And I long to hold you tight. I am a laser. Knowing right from wrong. And I know what kind of heart you have. A heart so big and strong.