Good morning Miss can I help you son. sixteen today and up for fun. I’m a big boy now or so they say. so if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way. Box of balloons with the featherlite touch. pack of party poppers that pop in the night. a toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin. Miss Clay on the corners has just walked in. Welcome to the house of fun. now I’ve come of age. welcome to the house of fun. welcome to the lion’s den. temptation’s on it’s way. welcome to the house of fun. N-n-n-n- no no Miss you misunderstood. sixteen big boy full pint in my manhood. I’m up to date and the date’s today. so if you’ll serve I’ll be on my way. Welcome to the house of fun. now I’ve come of age. welcome to the lion’s den. temptation’s on it’s way. welcome to the house of fun. I’m sorry son but we don’t stock. party gimmicks in this shop. try the house of fun. it’s quicker if you run. this is a chemist’s not a joke shop. Party hats simple enough clear. comprehend savvy understand do you hear. a pack of party hats with the coloured tips. I’m too late gorgon’s heard gossip. Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay. many happy returns from the day. Welcome to the house of fun. now I’ve come of age. welcome to the lion’s den. temptation’s on it’s way. welcome to the house of fun