Ohhhhhh!. Yeah!. So much for first single on this one. Shady's the label Aftermath is the stable. That the horses come out erra. Of course we're about to stir up. Some shit ??? mix water with syrrrup. It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher Reeves. Just for no reason other than the just to tease him. 'Cause he was as big as ???. He used to be Superman. Now we're pourin' liquor on the crib in his name for him. Eminem you wait till we meet up again. Fucker I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said. It's one for the money two for the fuckin' show. Ready get set let's go. Here comes the ?? stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street. Like them buffalo soldiers I told ya I'm bout' to blow. So look out below Geronimo motherfuckers is dominos. I'm on a roll around and around I go. When will I stop? I don't know. Tryna pick up where the "Eminem Show" left off. But I know anything's possible. Though I'm not gonna top what I sold. I'm at the top of my game. That shit is not gonna change. Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team. I'll get away with murder. I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day. We keep the mark from the tapes in a safe locked them away. Better watch what you say. Just when you thought you were safe. Them fuckers got you on tape. You swear to God you was playin'. Whether or not you was little Joshua. Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same. 'Cause one day it could cost you your name. CHORUS. And this was supposed to be my first single. But I just fucked that up so. Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle. Slap a bitch and smack a ho. This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle. That you hear on your radio. But shit's about to hit the shingle. Oh oh oh oh oh oh no. Erra oh ah erra oh ah erra oh ah. Erra oh oh ah ah ah. Oh ah erra oh ah erra oh ah erra. Poo poo ca ca. Erra erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills. And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare naked. Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka. And then just turned sixteen and used a fake ID. to sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly (hihihihihi). To be so young and naive. Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free. Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish. every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks. Hickory Dickory derr digga. Look at me work wizardry with these words. Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken. Or chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain. Twenty-two jerks and a jerk circle. Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute. What am I sayin' allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrrrrara. Let me ask you again. Am I just jerkin' the chain. Am I bizerk or insane. Or am I just one of them damn amateurs. workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them. Paris Hilton home made porno's. Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle. Chicka chicka. Just recently somebody just discovered. Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em fuckin'. When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse club. And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them. 'cause they coulda sworn someone said nuh.... And then tried to erase and record over it. But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the. Uh ah and then the come ta find out it was Jus-tin. Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'. Come on this was su-pposed.... To be my first single. But I just fucked that up so. Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle. Slap a bitch and smack a ho. This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle. That you hear on your radio. But shit's about to hit the shingle. Oh oh oh oh oh oh no. Erra oh ah erra oh ah erra oh ah. Erra oh oh ah ah ah. Oh ah erra oh ah erra oh ah erra. Poo poo ca ca. Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest. And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it. All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number. It's 1-800-I'm-a-dick-sucker-I-love-to-suck-a-dick. And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me. Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key. And I'll be sure to get back. As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre. Wake up gay make up with Ray (Hey!). So fuck a chicken lick a chicken suck a chicken. Beat a chicken eat a chicken like it's a big cock bawka-bi-kaw. Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth. I'm done you can fuck off fucka-fuck off!. Chorus. {*Burp sound*}. By Marcella