Jersey Clowns by Josh Rouse. Tell the boys in the back. Danny's crashed his cadillac. He ain't hurt anybody. At least he wasn't drinking. He was just outside Detriot. You know those roads they are all broke. You cant get anyplace. There aint no point in driving. He's flying in today. He's been all around the usa. He's seen every state at least twice. He's gonna break the news. That his ladies runnin' loose. Yea its getting around. I gotta tell him the truth. But I dont wanna do it. Don't wanna bring him down. Cause being down with some Jersey clowns. Can almost drive you insane. What a shame he's been away. Cause he's worked so hard to pay those bills. He's got two kids from his marraige before. And I wonder what makes him stay. You know it ain't the first time. She's played him like this a thousand times. It won't be the last. He's gonna break the news. That his ladies runnin' loose. Yea its getting around. I gotta tell him the truth. But I dont wanna do it. Don't wanna bring him down. Cause being down with some Jersey clowns. Can almost drive you insane. Tell the boys in the back. You've got some room for Dan. I'm sure he'd be greatful. He's coming home today. He's gonna break the news. That his ladies runnin' loose. Yea its getting around. I gotta tell him the truth. But I dont wanna do it. Don't wanna bring him down. Cause being down with some Jersey clowns. Can almost drive you insane. Being down with some jersey clowns. Can almost drive you insane. Insane