Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya. There never was a city kid truer and bluer. There's more to me than you'll ever know. And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh. Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery. Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery. Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon. And I'm always out looking for a female companion. I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib. I took off her moccasins and put on my bib. I'm wheelin' and dealin' I make a little bit of stealing. I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling. Your body's on time and your mind is appealing. Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling. Some such nonsense is the bass that I'm throwing. Talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing. She's talking to the kid to the who. I'm telling here every lie that you know that I never did. Me in the corner with a good looking daughter. I dropped my drawers and it was welcome back Kotter. We were cutting up the rug she started cutting up the carpet. In my apartment I begged her please stop it. The gift of gab is the gift that I have. And that girl ain't nothing but the blue plate crab. Special at Woodman's in Essex Mass. Educated no stupid yes. And when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh. I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge. I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large. With the white sassoons and the looks that kill. Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville. I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie. I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie. Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around. You be listening to my records' a number one sound. Step to the rhythm step step to the ride. I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside. Tune in tune on to my tune that's live. Ladies flock like fish to my line. She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore. She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door. Break up with your girl it ended in tears. Vincent Van Gogh and mail that ear. I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinking. The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking. She said come on over it was me that she missed. I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed. Your old lady left you and you went girls (x3) insane. You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train. Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak. Sucking down pints till I didn't know. Woke up in the morning at the Won Ton Ho. Cause I announce I like girls that bounce. With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce. Girls with curls and big long locks. And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks. Walking high and mighty like she's #1 and. *She thinks she's the passionate one*.