I'm so glad you're awake. That you're not like the others. Cause they're so straight-laced. And no fun. Gosh that's nice. That lingerie. Makes me feel like. Oh I don't know. You're a very pretty thing. You remind me of someone. You must have heard. Some awful nasty things about me but. What I can do for you. There's no one else. On God's green earth can do. What I can do for you. There's no one else. On God's green earth can do. Just ask anybody. They'll tell you that it's true. There's no one else on earth. Can do the things that I can do for you. You're never gonna make it. All by yourself. You're gonna need a friend. You're gonna need my help. I have so much to offer. If you just be nice. If you do what I say. And don't make me say it twice. Do you mind if I just. Rub my hand up thus. Come on just my hand. Come on just my hand. You got to understand. I'm gonna be your man. I'm gonna be your man. You're gonna need me. (David Baerwald/Sheryl Crow)