I ain't got no fun today. It's just like yesterday oh yeah. Only different shades of grey. I'm bored right out of my skull. I'd have to get high just to be dull. I'm institutional. My TV screen spins around and around. And around and around. I need a sideshow. Some kinda creepshow. They ran the circus out of town. But the ring master said "Boy you can. stick around". I pay to see all the freaks. Some finger lickin' chicken-eating geek. Hey that sounds cool to me. I just want to step inside. I want a scary ride oh yeah. See Jeckyll turn to Hyde. I fell my head spinnin' round and around. And around and around. I need a sideshow oh yeah. Some kinda creepshow oh yeah. I just want someplace to go oh yeah. I tried to be the circus clown. But even my monkey wouldn't hang around. And the hunchback midget and his twisted friends. Offer me a world of thrills that never end. I need a sideshow. Some kind of freaky show oh yeah. Down where the neon glows. Just like a psychedelic video. Or a 24 hour party go go go. Not a 90210 no. I need a sideshow. My private sideshow.