Me And My Shadow. . (duet with Jonathan Wilkes). Written by Dave Dreyer Al Jolson and Billy Rose. [spoken]. Robbie: (american accent) Johnny and Robbie. Jonathon: What you talking like that for you're from Stoke!. Robbie: I dunno but I can't stop here pally. Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall. Like the C sharp clings to the C. Like you'll never get rid of your shadow. You'll never get rid of me. Let all the others fight and fuss. Whatever happens we've got us.. [Me and my shadow]. We're closer than pages that stick in a book. We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook. [Strolling down the avenue]. Wherever you find him you'll find me just look. Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza. . Me and my shadow. We're closer than smog to all of L.A.. We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay??. Not a soul can bust this team in two. We stick together like glue. And when it's sleeping time. That's when we rise. We start to swing. Our clocks don't chime. What a surprise. They ring-a-ding-ding!. Happy New Year!. [Me and my shadow]. And now to repeat what I said at the start. They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart. We're alone but far from blue. Before we get finished we'll make the town roar. We'll hit a few late spots and then a few more. We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe ? show. Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!. For my shadow and me!. [spoken]. Jonathon: Can we do that again. Robbie: No I'm too tired. Jonathon: Please Rob. Robbie: No I'm swung out. Jonathon: I'll give you some money. Robbie: I don't need money. Jonathon: What about a cup of tea. Robbie: Not thirsty. Jonathon: I'll won't tell anyone you're gay.. (Both Laugh). Before we get finished we'll make the town roar. We'll hit all the late spots and then a few more. We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe ? show. Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!. For my shadow and me!.