How many wrinkles in a pickle. How many hairs in a head. How many waves in the ocean. How many crumbs in bed. But last but not least but baby most of all. Why do I mmmumble everytime you call. Chorus. Because you're strange to me baby. Oh you're good to me mama. Well I admit you are strange. But baby please don't change. I know I belong with you. How many bubbles in soap. How many chewings in gum. How many rolls in a wheel. Where did eyeballs come from. But last but not least. But baby most of all. Why do I mmmumble everytime you call. (Chorus). How many blanks in a blanket. How many cuts in a knife. How strong is a bedbug. And how deep is his bite. But last but not least. But baby most of all. Why do I mmmumble everytime you call. (Chorus). Stange you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye. Strange you got five double chins...???. Strange your knees look like the knees on a billy goat. Strange you got two left legs ...???. Strange there's something wrong with you I don't know what it is. Strange I'm gonna leave you alone gonna leave you like this.