I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday. I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday. 'Cause you're evil. And you lie. And if you should die. I may feel slightly sad. (But I won't cry). Loved and lost. And some may say. When usually it's Nothing. Surely you're happy. It should be this way?. I say "No I'm gonna kill my dog". "May the lines sag. may the lines sag heavy. and deep tonight". I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday. I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday. 'Cause you're evil. And you lie. And if you should die. I may feel slightly sad. (But I won't cry). Loved and lost. And some may say. When usually it's Nothing. Surely you're happy. It should be this way?. I said "No". And then I shot myself. So drink drink drink. And be ill tonight. From. the one you left behind. From the one you left behind. From the one you left behind. From the one you left behind. Behind. Behind. Behind. Behind. Oh unhappy birthday. Behind