There are three well known young ladies. People talk about today. Three young ladies known for fortune and fame. They aren't Mod. They don't sing Rock. A real old fashioned trio. Who are simply known as Millie Rose and Mame. THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE. Everything today is thoroughly modern. Check your personality. Everything today makes yesterday slow. You better face reality. It's not insanity. Says Vanity Fair. In fact it's stylish to raise your skirts and bob your hair. In a rumble seat the world is so cosy. If the boy is kissable. And that tango dance they wouldn't allow. Goodbye good goody girl. I'm changing and how. So beat the drums. cause here comes thoroughly modern Millie now. SECOND HAND ROSE. I'm wearing second hand hats. Second hand clothes. That's why they call me second hand Rose. (You're ragged). Even my pajamas when I don em. Has somebody else's nitials on 'em. (Initials). Second hand pearls. Oh I'm wearing second hand curls. I never had a single thing that's new. (What's a girl to do about it?). Once while strolling through the Ritz. A girl got my goat. (What'd she do?). She nudged her friend and said. Oh look there's my old fur coat. (And how embarassing). And everyone knows that I'm just second hand Rose. From second avenue. MAME. You coax that blues right out of the horn Mame. You charm that husk right off of the corn Mame. You've got that banjo strummin. Plunkin out a tune to beat the band. The whole plantation's hummin'. Since you brought Dixie back to Dixie land. You make them blackeyed peas and our grits Mame. Seems like the bill of fare at the Ritz Mame. You came you saw you conquered. And absolutely nothing was the same. You're special fascination'll prove to be inspirational. We think you're just sensational Mame. Everything today is thoroughly modern. Bands are getting jazzier. (Mame). And everything today is starting to go. The cars are getting snazzier. (Mame). Men say it's criminal. What women will do. What they're forgetting is. This is 1922. Second hand shoes. I'm wearing second hand hose. They've all been worn before. You're special fascination'll prove to be inspirational. We think you're just sensational Mame. Not to mention Rose and Millie. We think you're just sensational Mame. You're special fascination'll prove to be inspirational. We think you're just sensational Mame. Come on let's groove it one last time. We think you're just sensational Mame