(Andy Samberg). Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh). Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!). You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island!). You just gotta sing. (Akon). I just had sex (Ay). And it felt so good (Felt so good). A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her). I just had see-eeay-ee-ex. And I'll never go back (Never go back). To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past. (Samberg). Have you ever had sex? I have it felt great (Yeah). It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah). A girl let me do it it literally just happened. Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest. (Jorma Taccone). Never guess where I just came from I had sex. If I had to describe the feelin' it was the best. When I had the sex man my penis felt great. And I called my parents right after I was done. (Samberg). Oh hey didn't see you there guess what I just did?. Had sex undressed saw her boobies and the rest. (Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing). Nice of any girl ever (Now sing). I just had sex (Ay). And it felt so good (Felt so good). A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her). I wanna tell the world. To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it. (Doesn't really make sense) But man screw it. (I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!. (That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life. I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her. Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure. With that in mind a soft nice-smellin' girl's better. Plus she let me wear my chain. And my turtleneck sweaters. So this one's dedicated to them girls. That let us flop around on top of them. If you're near or far whether short or tall. We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you. She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter had sex!). But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter had sex!). I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter had sex!). She put a bag on my head (Still counts!). I just had sex (Ay). And my dreams came true. (Dreams came true). So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes. Then you qualified to sing with me. I just had se-eeee-ex (Everybody sing!). And it felt so good (We all had sex! ). A woman let me put my penis inside of her. I just had se-ay-eeee-ex (I just had sex). And I'll never go back (Never go back). To the not-havin'-seeex ways of the past