Hey Headmaster what's the matter with you?. Why're you always so serious why so blue?. All the kids in the school have seen you. Being patient with the boys who fool you. When you used to hit them with your ruler. So independent too. Hey Headmaster what's the matter with you?. There's a crisis rumoured in the school. The boys have cut their hair short to look cool. Examination time is drawing near. Disintegration of the football team. No one seems to want to play for real. In classroom club or pool. Hey Headmaster what're you gonna do?. There's an invitation in the post. To a reading party on the coast. Pack your bags up you old bibliophile. Get together with your friends who will. Give you time to think and time to kill. With independent hosts. Hey Headmaster aren't you gonna go?. Hey Headmaster aren't you gonna go?