I'm in a nice bit of trouble I confess;. Somebody with me has had a game.. I should by now be a proud and happy bride. But I've still got to keep my single name.. I was proposed to by Obadiah Binks. In a very gentlemanly way;. Lent him all my money. So that he could buy a home. And punctually at twelve o'clock to-day-. Chorus:. There was I waiting at the church. Waiting at the church waiting at the church;. When I found he'd left me in the lurch.. Lor how it did upset me!. All at once he sent me round a note. Here's the very note this is what he wrote:. "Can't get away to marry you today. My wife won't let me!". Lor what a fuss Obadiah made of me. When he used to take me in the park!. He used to squeeze me till I was black and blue. When he kissed me he used to leave a mark.. Each time he met me he treated me to port. Took me now and then to see the play;. Understand me rightly. When I say he treated me. It wasn't him but me that used to pay.. Just think how disappointed I must feel. I'll be off me crumpet very soon.. I've lost my husband - the one I never had!. And I dreamed so about the honeymoon.. I'm looking out for another Obadiah. I've already bought the wedding ring. There's all my little fal-the-riddles. Packed up in my box. Yes absolutely two of ev'rything