There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'. You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins. Cretin cretin. Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl. My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop. Cretin Cretin. One two three four cretins wanna hop some more. Four five six seven all good cretins go to Heaven. There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'. You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins. Cretin cretin. Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl. My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop. Cretin cretin. One two three four cretins wanna hop some more. Four five six seven all good cretins go to Heaven. (Hey)