I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa. Not because of any talent but because I was the. Only one the suit would fit. Everybody shopping little sticky kids were hopping. On my lap with their fingers in my beard. I guess they thought that I was really it. She sat down on my lap and said to me. "I'm twenty three and I need someone. You look like someone who could play with me. Stay with me all day with me". 'Cause I'm in no man's land. Can't seem to find a real man. You know I'm lookin' for a steel man. She said I'm in no man's land. I'm gonna show you a real good time. I'd gladly pay you double overtime. She was beggin' to be mine but my job was on the line. Should I say or should I go? I just didn't know. ...Hmmmm. I left fifty kids standin' in line they were whining they were crying. And their mothers they were screaming in hysterics and I swear. I never heard such profanity. I dropped my suit on the floor. They were trying to block the door. They were calling her a whore. They were driven to nativital insanity. We drove away in her Mercedes Benz. Dirty blond split ends in the breeze. She said "I want to put you under my tree. You're just a little gift from me to me". 'Cause I'm in no man's land. Can't seem to find a real man. You know I'm lookin' for a steel man. She said I'm in no man's land. You know I'm ready for a real good time. I'd gladly pay you double overtime. She had money all her life. She wasn't lookin' to become my wife. She said "I hope you understand. I just want a nightful of man Sonny". She didn't notice I was thin with a delicate chin. Nor the softness of my skin nor the scent of my other personalities. She didn't see through my disguise - didn't see it in my eyes. She was in for a surprise when she discovered my emotional plurality. She said "Come and lay down on the floor with me. It's warmer here by the fire". She didn't know that there was more of me. She'd have to learn to love all four of me. 'Cause I'm in no man's land. I'm lookin' for the real me. If only I could feel me. You know I'm in no man's land. Sometimes I gotta play me. It's really hard to stay me. Hey I'm in no mans land. I'm looking for the real me. If only I could feel me. You know I'm in no man's land. Sometimes I gotta play me. It's really hard to stay me. Oh I'm in no man's land. I'm looking for the real me. If only I could feel me.