(Che:). Goodnight and thank you Whoever. She is in every magazine. Been photographed seen she is known. We don't like to rush but your case has been packed. If she's missed anything you could give her a ring. But she won't always answer the phone. (Eva:). Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies. But we have pretended enough. It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves. (Che:). Which means .... Chorus:. (Che and Eva:). There is noone noone at all. Never has been and never will be a lover male or female. Who hasn't an eye on in fact they rely on. Tricks they can try on their partner. They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them. Support them promote them. Don't blame them you're the same. (Che:). Goodnight and thank you Emilio. You've completed your task. What more can we ask of you now?. Please sign the book on the way out the door. And that will be all if she needs you she'll call. But I don't think that's likely somehow. (Eva:). Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies. But when we were hot we were hot. I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared. Which means .... (chorus substituting "blame her" for "blame them" sung only by Che). (Eva:). There is no soap no soap like Zaz. No detergent lotion or oil with such power in the shower. It's the mother and father of luxury lather. The talk of the bath the great ointment. One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic. You're scented you'll be sent. (Che:). Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon. We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio. We'll think of you every time she's on the air. We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way. So do up your trousers and go. (Eva:). Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies. The decline into silence and doubt. Our passion was just too intense to survive. (Che:). Which means .... (Lovers:). This is a club I should never have joined. Someone has made us look fools. Argentine men call the sexual shots. Someone has altered the rules. (Eva:). Fame on the wireless as far as it goes. Is all very well but every girl knows. (Che:). She needs a man she can monopolize. With fingers in dozens of different pies. (Lovers:)