Manhattan Toy Eugene Kreecher Pillow
An experiment gone horribly right!  It started out innocently enough.  Scientists at top-secret pillow research laboratory were tasked with creating  inches the ultimate kid's pillow. inches It would be soft.  It would be cute.  It would render the possessor curiously giddy.  The scientists began dangerously experimenting, where they cross-pollinated throw pillows with baby blankets and leg stockings.  They spliced DNA from old sweaters and abandoned teddy bears, and wrapped comforter innards with beanbag skins.  They tried everything.  And everything failed horribly, magnificently.  Fore reasons that remain unmentioned, the ill-fated project and lab were quietly shut down.  The Kreechers were banished to subterranean vault.  However, handful of mischievous mutants escaped through an air vent and stowed away atop passing RV.  Today, they live among us.  Searching for real kids who will look past their twisted exteriours and see them for what they were always meant to be: warm, fuzzy, lifelong friends.  Your new friend Eugene Kreecher is holday sweater experiment that went south in hurry.  But tucked under the crazy, cozy wrappings, this friendly little devil is ready to chill out and have good time.