My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
"Fun to read while you're pooping." -- Sarah Silverman"I always walk away jealous and a little fearful of Michael Ian Black's sharp comedic wit. If you like your comedy dry, absurd, and unforced, you will love this book." -- Jim Gaffigan"Like all custom vans, Michael Ian Black's book is customized to fit all your needs and wants for the journey of your life. It's luxurious, entertaining, spooky, disturbing, and hilarious. Devil's in the details! It's stocked with tacos, vampires, squirrels, a cleaning lady, scented candles, salami, tundra, and a foreword by Abe Lincoln himself -- now that's Class with a capital C. Enjoy the ride of your lifetime."  -- Amy Sedaris"Michael Ian Black has proven that even the most simple-minded among us can occasionally create works of genius."  -- Stephen Colbert"Michael Ian Black is so wrong that he's right." -- Lewis Black"Michael Ian Black speaks to the laughless in all of us and asks, 'Why aren't you laughing?' Then he takes the laughless in all of us roughly by the shoulders and INSISTS THAT WE LAUGH, usually by writing exceedingly funny and compellingessays such as those included in this volume."  -- John Hodgman"This is a great book for shut-ins, for people who like to laugh at sentences, and people who like to move their belongings from place to place. In fact, anyone who likes to pack or ship anything will find a lot to like in these pages."  -- Dave Eggers--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.