The Faggiest Vampire
"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!" -CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author ofBite Me: A Love Story"The Faggiest Vampire is a special book, showcasing an author at the height of his storytelling power... This is the type of book that anyone with even the slightest creative hankering dreams of creating." -The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction"Mellick's imagination is boundless, and his writing truly shows this. His characters, plot, and writing style are original, enjoyable, and inspiring." -Lionel Bigsy