American Drive-In
All handsome city boy Jack wants is to take beautiful country girl Bobbi-Ann on a nice quiet date to the drive-in movies....Unfortunately their evening yields more excitement than either could have anticipated when the loathsomely lecherous Sarge and his biker gang take an interest in Bobiie-Ann too.  They beat Jack up and kidnap his girl.  Now its up to him to weave his way through the self-serving politicians, octogenarian dealers, prostitutes, star-struck dwarves and zany teenagers - all milling about the drive-in like the undead on the screen in front of them (Hard Rock Zombies is the film playing in the background) - in order to rescue her!