Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead
“A bold, terrifying read that goes down smooth thanks to a crisp infusion of humor. Thanks to this book, I can now aspire to dying in cooler ways than I ever thought possible. F**k you, old age. I’m holding out for a megatsunami.”—Daniel H. Wilson, author ofHow To Survive a Robot Uprising “The book is proof that the ridiculous and the horrible are joined at the hip and will never be separated; in a universe that seems to continually be thinking up new ways to kill us, Brockway knows there is but one rational response: to point at it and laugh.”—David Wong, author ofJohn Dies at the End“There has never been a hipper Prophet of Doom. Irreverently entertaining and terrifyingly accurate, the probability of our future death has never been more fun.”—Michael Largo, author ofFinal Exits: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die“This book is hilarious. As if I wasn't already afraid the leave the house. What's that? Brockway suggests the apocalypse doesn't knock? What if I cower under a desk? Well, damn. I might as well have another nacho.”—Garth Sundem, author ofThe Geeks’ Guide to World Domination