Downtrodden Abbey: The Interminable Saga of an Insufferable Family
“This book is the reason I do not read.  Also, I can never find my glasses.”--Jerry Atric “Dense prose from an equally dense author.  Addictively ignorable.”--Lord Gordon Ramshorn “Excruciating.  No one can make a long story longer than Gillian Fetlocks.”--Walter Wallcarpeting, English Critical Study and Care Unit “Bursting with mediocrity.”--Unbearable and Pretentious Monthly “In the perfect world, Fetlocks’ execution of this volume would lead directly to Fetlocks’ actual execution.”--Her Majesties’ Review of Tasteful Books “A throwback to UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS… a crackling examination of the Edwardian economic divide, and a peek behind closed doors at the differences and similarities between the aristocracy and servant classes, and… well, let’s just say it’s a lot like UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS. I mean, it really is.”--Dorothy Kernels Woodwind, author ofI’m Much Smarter Than You And Always Will Be--So There! “Weak entertainment.”--Entertaining Weakly