The 5 Habits of Highly Successful Slackers (Because 7 Is Too Many)
K.P. Springfield used to be a corporate American who put in long hours to be successful. However, when he heard about a friend in the hospital with work-related nervous breakdowns, listened to another friend boast about how he hadn't taken a vacation in three years, and experienced the misery of his wife trudging to work everyday for 12 hours of "Hell on Earth", he knew something had to be done to help better peoples' lives. By adopting five key slacking habits within his own job, K.P. achieved grade and pay raises, reduced stress and responsibility, gained more free time and even got inducted into a corporate "Hall of Fame" for doing no more than three hours of work a day.