The Mystery of Mr. Nice: A Chet Gecko Mystery
When Principal Zero doesn't punish Chet Gecko for his less than  flattering drawing of a teacher, Chet, the best lizard detective at Emerson  Hicky Elementary, knows something fishy is going on. "And I was just the gecko  to find out what it was." Soon this hard-boiled fourth-grade detective is on the  case, mixing with a tough hamster ex-con named Guido, a brass-knuckle-wielding  bat called Ms. Darkwing, and the ringleader, a fat cat fake principal who aims  to take over the elementary school and turn it into a vocational school for  criminals. But will Chet and his cohort, a mockingbird by the name of Natalie,  get to the bottom of this mystery before the ill-fated PTA meeting where this  dastardly plot will be unveiled? With the help of a hyper tree frog named  Popper, and Tony and Bo, a pair of food-fighting newt brothers, they just might  crack this case.Future Raymond Chandler fans will think they've died and gone to heaven when  they get a load of Bruce Hale's private eye series (The Chameleon Wore Chartreuseand others). Chet Gecko has the lingo down cold ("Hey, brown eyes... How's  tricks?" "Had our principal gone plumb crazy, or was he off somewhere taking the  Big Nap?"), along with the most groan-worthy grade-school humor around.  Hilarious line drawings of a menagerie of characters, shady and otherwise, add  an even finer note of humor to this already sidesplitting mystery. (Ages 7 to  12)--Emilie Coulter--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.