Gift of Nothing
What do you get for someone who has everything? What about the Gift of Nothing! That's right, nadda, zilch, zip, zero, diddly squat could be winging it's way to you in the post right now!Excited? Experience Nothing in all it's simplistic, anti-climax glory and hope that next year, you get a lump of coal at least. Show the kids of today what it used to be like when you were a kid ';You'd be lucky if you got an orange and stick with a face painted on it';...';When I was a kid, we got a pet rock and a kick in the teeth...'; Nothing is a gift to be treasured. It is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing, all of the time! Get a Gift of Nothing, a present perfect for any occasion. Whether you are looking for that special nothing for Christmas, Birthday or Valentine's Day (not recommended if you want to continue with the relationship), Nothing is the ideal gift.