Got Milf?: The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking A Minivan
"My husband has been telling me I'm a MILF for years-but he sort of had to if he ever wanted to get any action. Thanks to Sarah Maizes, now I believe him! After readingGot MILF?I am thinner, tanner and totally rocking my glorified station wagon."-Jenna McCarthy, author ofIf It Was Easy They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon"Somewhere between the delivery room and the carpool line you lost your mojo. And though 'reclaim sex kitten status' is not at the top of your to-do list (hey, it's on there, though, way below 'Get baby food out of hair'), you're well aware of how important it is to shave your legs regularly. We'd like to suggestGot Milf? The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking a Minivan, a new book by Sarah Maizes, blogger, comedienne, and mom to three. The best way to describe the breezy read is this: It's the girlfriendish advice you're so good at giving but never take to heart yourself (be honest - did you shower today?). Full of hilarious, insightful, and quote- worthy tidbits (we're still reeling over 'Have sexbeforeyou go out to dinner'), the book enlightens and entertains without coming off as preachy. Maizes uses humor to remind you of all the reasons you're a mom others would like to ...ahem. After all, as she points out, if moms weren't doing the deed, we'd all be only children."-Daily Candy Kids"Fresh, witty take on parenting with style."-San Diego Family Magazine"Got MILFis an empowering book for moms, told from Maizes' point of view... It was refreshing to see Maizes take a derogatory term, turn it on its head, and take it in a positive direction."-MarieClaire.com"A funny look at modern-day motherhood with tons of tips and "aha" moments. But if you're not a mama, there's a lesson or two in there for you, too. In short, laugh more, stress less, and ... get your nails done? Well, yeah!"-Vitamin G blog, Glamour.com"Sarah Maizes takes the Madonna/whore dichotomy and runs over it (and back over it) with her minivan. No matter what term for 'hot mom' you have adopted as your own, this book will make you laugh and inspire you to enjoy where you are right now in your life."-Stephanie Dolgoff, author ofMy Formerly Hot Life: Dispatches from Just the Other Side of Young"Every mom has an inner MILF. This breakthrough book shows you how to get it out without major surgery."-Lenore Skenazy, author of the book and blogFree-Range Kids"Sarah Maizes's pioneering study seems destined to revolutionize the field of MILFology."-David Javerbaum, former head writer ofThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart, coauthor ofAmerica (The Book)and author ofWhat to Expect When You're Expected--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.