Fortune Telling Bacon
Fortune Telling Bacon is easy to use! Simply place the bacon strip in the palm of your hand and your edible desires shall be foretold... Moves Left - Chewy Goodness Moves Right - Crispy Both Ends Move - Sizzling Hot Sides Curl - Canadian Flips Over - Spicy Curls up Entirely - Greasy Lies Motionless - VegetarianEach pack of Radian Farms Fortune Telling Bacon is sealed for freshness. Inside are 50 strips of this magical bacon, each able to provide one or more fortunes. Bring a pack of Fortune Telling Bacon to the office or a party and share the fun, or be forever alone and get your own fortune every morning for 50 days. And because our lawyers say we should be extra clear about this: Do not eat Fortune Telling Bacon. It is not an actual food item and is, in fact, inedible. The fortunes, however, are true.