Confessions of a Wayward Catholic
"I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!"-Alene Scoblete, wife"Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances."- Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart."I don't know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I'm proud they did well in religion." - Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein"I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor." - Jesus Christ"Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job."- God"Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He's my main man!" - Satan