A Clydesdale's Tale: or How a Big Guy Trained For and Ran the Vermont 100
Steven Latour is a human being who lives in a hollow tree.  To some, he is "The Bard."  To others, he is "A horse's behind."  He thinks he is funny long past the time that others do.  He once killed a man just to watch him die (it was only a gingerbread man, yet he cried for days thereafter).