Living Proof: A Medical Mutiny
Chapter 1MARCHI have no sense of being ill as I leave Oxford, where I teach in the University, for a trip to Moscow. The flight is via Paris, where a Russian lady boards.She refuses to take her seat."But it is by the window, Madame.""You must change," she tells the stewardess, "it will frighten my dog."A puppy is in her coat and looks relieved to stay there. But a dog on a plane...what a difference from UK quarantine. And in Moscow everyone is out with a pet before going to work.From the window of the tower block where I stay I can see spaniels, terriers, Samoyeds and a dog like a wolf. The owners smoke and take care on the ice: the only light is from street lamps, which are not bright. Dawn will not come to Moscow for a couple of hours.My visit is at the invitation of the Russian Academy of Theatre Arts. Founded by the Czar's family in 1878, the Academy continued through the Revolution and still occupies the same building not far from the Kremlin. Where the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London has ninety students on a three-year course, the Russian Academy has five hundred students for five years. Even in my class you sense a different scale: I meet Cossacks, a Tartar, a girl from St. Petersburg who could be a ballerina, Muscovites, students who look Scandinavian and others who come from the regions near China. All twelve time zones of Russia have been crossed to bring us together.My task is to direct scenes from Shakespeare. As we start a Professor of the Russian Academy walks in. He comes with an entourage of two well-built ladies and a lithe assistant who smokes Turkish.I am told to stand up."What is your positioning with regard to truth?" the Professor asks me.I answer as best I can, but not well enough.Am I not concerned, the Professor enquires, with Shakespeare's tendency to fantasy? And what of privilege in the plays?One of the Professor's ladies writes down what is said, the second keeps an eye on me and the smoker smiles at the Professor.He now asks me to explain the teaching of drama in the United Kingdom.I reply that there is no single method, and that each of the British schools has their own emphasis. At the Oxford School of Drama -- not a part of the University of Oxford -- the philosophy is to spend the first months concentrating on verse not prose."Russian students do not open their mouths until they study the throat and larynx," the Professor says.Not a hint of protest on the faces of the students.APRIL"You look pale," says Rachel as she meets me at Heathrow."No sun in Moscow.""Even now?""It was bright on a couple of afternoons, for an hour or so. Still cold, but people tried to sunbathe: men took off their shirts and lined up in the streets."In contrast, there is high spring in the south of England. We sit in our garden at Oxford and listen to a blackbird: in Moscow, there were only crows.Rachel Trickett and I have lived together for twenty-five years. We are not married, and we are not lovers. If this makes us an odd couple, neither of us gives it a thought. We adore each other's company, and Rachel, daughter of a postman from Wigan, is fierce about her independence and the value of privacy.We are both scholars of English Literature.Rachel has retired from her official position as Principal of St. Hugh's College, one of the colleges in the University. But she continues to teach both undergraduate and postgraduate students. She gives lectures to universities in the UK and the States and, at present, she is preparing a number of broadcasts for the BBC.MAYOxford term starts and our weeks are full of lessons, lectures and the business of University life.At the end of the month I catch a chill. Nothing to it, we think: I was gardening for too long in the rain. But after a day in bed I wake up wet as if I were swimming. I take off the sheets and wrap myself in towels.Two hours later, wet again.Rachel hates doctors -- her own tells her to stop smoking and to drink less whisky -- but she insists that I take advice.I phone a doctor, who recommends paracetamol.Two more sweating nights."Keep up the paracetamol," the doctor repeats on the phone "and drink plenty fluids."After further nights I argue when I ring. "Is not this sweating very unusual?""Possibly, but you are fifty-four.""It does not feel like flu.""You could ring your insurance company for a check-up. In the past people waited until something surfaced. But if it is the case that you want to find out what it is that might surface at some future point...""It has been going on five nights.""Drink plenty fluids. Nice to hear from you."He rings off, which I think offensive. I phone the insurance company. A breezy lady can fit me in next week. "If it is urgent, see a GP."JUNEI was brought up in Scotland. We lived ten miles from a village, but a doctor would have visited by this time. Is the South of England too overpopulated? Is there a different tradition in the North?A Scots vet, I am certain, would not ignore an animal this long.It drifts into my mind that Shostakovich, the composer, wrote about bad manners. Rachel finds hisMemoirs:Now I can't abide rudeness...Rudeness and cruelty are the qualities I hate most. Rudeness and cruelty are always connected I feel.(Testimony,p. 16)The wonder here, it seems to me, is the context. Could anyone who lived under Stalin -- "Looking back, I see nothing but ruins, only mountains of corpses"(Testimony,p. 1) -- care about good manners? They must have been an unheard-of luxury. Or were they the real test in that hell? Shostakovich went on:As you know, Lenin in his "political will" said that Stalin had only one fault: "rudeness." And that everything else was in good shape...And we know how it all ended. No, don't expect anything good from a rude man. And it doesn't matter in what field the boor is.(Testimony,p. 16)Don't expect anything good from a rude man:it kills the paracetamol doctor for me.How do I find another doctor? The only doctor Rachel likes is a retired consultant who once treated her for gout. "We know no more about gout than Galen did," he told her -- and Galen lived in the ancient Roman Empire. Rachel always warms to experts who confess ignorance. If she gets a chance she cross-examines them until they do. Even if she gets half a chance.As it happens I met a doctor before I went to Russia, and I liked her. A privilege of my life is that Cameron Mackintosh, the theatre producer, chose me to look after his visiting Professors of Theatre at Oxford. This year it is Peter Shaffer, author ofEquusandAmadeus.He brought his doctor to a lecture and chatted about her: "She has a debby love of fun but can also fix you with 'See that specialist, I've arranged it in one hour's time' -- and you know it is life or death."But there was no trace of grimness when I met Dr. Christian Carritt. In her sixties, beautiful and unelaborately stylish, she had a buoyancy that came from the heart, although you noticed that she did not waste a word.Still, Dr. Carritt lives in London, which is fifty miles from Oxford. I can scarcely get out of bed.More nights swimming."Dr. Carritt may know of a doctor in Oxford," says Rachel. "We have to do something. You are much too patient."I phone Dr. Carritt."Two weeks sweating? Sounds ghastly. Can someone drive you up to London? Tomorrow. Come to tea. I would like to see you again."We have tea not in Dr. Carritt's surgery but her sitting room. Prolonged night sweating (I later found out) is a classic symptom of cancer and leukaemias."I'd better take some blood."She does it almost skittishly as we chat about her garden, the theatre, Oxford and Peter Shaffer."I'll have this analysed and ring you."Dr. Carritt phones next day."Michael, you are wonderful.""Wonderful?""I cannot understand how you have led a normal life being so anaemic.""I have been in bed for two weeks.""No, long before that. Did you have giddy spells?"In fact, yes. But I put them out of mind: friends, pupils and strangers have been clutched as I steadied myself or fell over. But the giddiness was only for a minute or so. I put it down to not eating. Or tiredness. Or humid weather."I have arranged a specialist for you at 9 A.M. tomorrow."This is said as lightly as offering a sandwich."But if it is only anaemia...""No, you must go."Not a tone to argue with."What shall I tell my doctor?" I ask."The last thing people should have to worry about are their doctors. I rang and told him that we met in London, you were not well, and I thought I had better look into it. Now let me know about the specialist. I had to shop around to get one less than a couple of hours from Oxford. Please ring and tell me if they are any good."This is skill. If you are told to see a specialist next morning, let alone having a specialist searched for, things are bad. But the idea that you, the patient, can help decide the merits of the specialist...it distracts from fear and makes the consultation bearable."Darling, forgive me if I do not come," says Rachel. "I will only make things worse by being anxious."The specialist is a senior lady and almost cheerful. A sample is to come from my bone marrow."At the end it will hurt like a sting."It does. I am sent for X-rays."They will cost more than I do, I'm afraid. Shall we meet in a week?""Not before?""I suppose the results can be back tomorrow afternoon."She smiles indulgently. "The day after at 11 A.M.?"I go back to the hospital.The consultant settles behind her desk."Y...