The Chap Almanac: An Esoterick Yearbook for the Decadent Gentleman
* Praise for THE CHAP MANIFESTO  'It is meant to be a joke but, frankly, makes more sense to us than anything we've chanced across in ages. Inspired.'  JOCKEY SLUT  'In a world so utterly devoid of spiritual meaning and good manners it can only be a matter of time before millions are clamouring to follow The Sacrements Of Grooming and The Way Of The Trouser. Alas, so very few are chosen.' SLEAZENATION.COM