It's the old "boy meets ghost of dead father, boy loses hot mother to dead father's rival, boy drives girlfriend to suicide and then everyone dies" story. But, as presented in a 1961 German TV movie starring Maximilian Schell, this one takes tragedy to a whole new level. Join Mike, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot for a little Satellite-Upon-Avon and watch the slings and arrows fly.  To riff or not to riff? Is it even a question?