Biker's Guide to the Open Road, A: Ride It Like You Stole It
Do you dream of a pie and coffee breakfast in a back road diner?Know what it's like to fix a bike with bungee cords and electrician's tape?Live for the roar of your engine and the wind on your face?A side-cracking companion volume to Sit Down, Shut Up & Hang On: A Biker's Guide to Life, this collection of biker's wisdom is sure to entertain you with its attitude and insight into life, the road, and life on the road. Whether or not you ride a motorcycle, you'll recognize the black leather and heart of gold beneath it in these pages.A few bikerisms:Sometimes the journey ain't about how fast you get there. Sometimes it is.Never sneeze inside a full-face helmet.Never let workin' get in the way of ridin'Whatever it is, go around it. You can't tell a rock from cotton candy at sixty miles per hour.