This hilarious, comic version of Reservoir Dogs tells of four petty thieves who somehow manage to steal $4 million worth of diamonds.  To a paranoid control freak,  a constipated soul searcher, an apathetic drunk and a sugar fiend kleptomaniac add one beautiful killer and a testosterone driven cop and what you have is the craziest shootout filled with twists and turns, double crosses and triple crosses.  Every bullet keeps you guessing until the very end because...a six way split is not an option.  _winner! best director! best screenplay! best supporting actor! ny indie film fest