Get Thee to a Punnery: An Anthology of Intentional Assaults Upon the English Language
The Pun Is Mightier Than The Sword...Richard  Lederer has great puns.  And you don't have to take vows to enjoy them.   JustGet Thee To A Punneryand laugh yourself int a state of  grace.  Sinners will be punished with such gems as:-Old Milkmaids  never die -- they just kick the bucket.-Drunk drivers are people  who put the quart before the hearse.Whether you like 'em hot or  cool, straight-up or low-down, here are puns of every color, stripe and  persuasion to suit your every whim.  Even if you don't know that your  humerus is your funny bone, this is the book for you.--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.