I Wouldn't Have Missed It: Selected Poems of Ogden Nash
3.4.The Abominable SnowmanAdventures Of IsabelAfter The ChristeningAlias And MelisandeAll Quiet Along The Potomac, Except The Letter GAll, All Are Gone, The Old Familiar QuotationsAllergy In A Country ChurchyardAlways Marry An April GirlAnd How Keen Was The Vision Of Sir Launfal?And So Manhattan Became An Isle Of JoyAnd Three Hundred And Sixty-six In Leap YearThe AntAny Milleniums Today, Lady?Are You A Snodgrass?The Armchair Golfer, Or Whimpers Of A Shortchanged ViewerArthurAside To HusbandsAsk Daddy, He Won't KnowAt Christmas OnlyAutres Betes, Autres MoeursBabiesThe Back Of Mine Hand To Mine HostBankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except RicherThe BargainBarmaids Are Diviner Than MermaidsA Bas Ben AdhemBenjaminBeware Of Easter MondayThe Big Tent Under The RoofBiological ReflectionBirdies, Don't Make Me LaughBirthday On The BeachBoop-boop-adieup, Little GroupBrief Lives In Not So Brief - IBrief Lives In Not So Brief - IiThe Buses Headed For ScrantonBut I Could Not Love Thee, Ann, So Much, Loved I Not HonoreThe CamelThe CanaryCapercaillie, Ave Atque VaillieCarlottaA Carol For ChildrenThe Case Of IdentityThe CaterpillarA Caution To EverybodyCeleryThe CentipedeChacun A Son BerlitzChant At The End Of A Beginningless SummerChildren's PartyThe ChipmunkThe CityA Clean Conscience Never RelaxesThe CobraCoefficients Of Expansion (a Guide To The Infant Season)The CoelacanthThe CollectorColumbusCome, Come Kerouac! My Generation Is Beater Than YoursThe Common ColdCommon SenseComplaint To Four AngelsCompliments Of A FriendConfession To Be Traced On A Birthday CakeCousin Euphemia Knows Best, Or Physician, Heal Somebody ElseThe CowCreeps And CrawlsCrossing The BorderThe CuckooCurl Up And DietDaddy's Home, See You TomorrowThe Darkest Half-hourDid Someone Say 'babies?'Do You Speak Bantu?, Or Abbreviation Is The Thief Of SanityThe DogThe Dog ParadeA Dog's Best Friend Is His IlliteracyDon't Cry, Darling, It's Blood All RightDon't Even Tell Your Wife, ParticularlyDon't Grin, Or You'll Have To Bear ItDon't Guess, Let Me Tell YouDr. Fell And Points WestDragons Are Too SeldomA Dream Of Innocent OrgiesA Drink With Something In ItDrusillaThe DuckEdouardThe EelEheu! Fugaces, Or What A Difference A Lot Of Days MakeElection Day Is A HolidayThe ElkThe EmmetEngland ExpectsThe Entrapment Of John AldenEpilogue To Mother's DayEpistle To The OlympiansThe Evening OutEverybody Eats Too Much AnyhowEverybody's Mind To Me A Kingdom IsExit, Pursued By A BearExperience To LetThe Facts Of LifeFamily CourtFee, Fi Ho Hum, No Wonder Baby Sucks Her ThumbThe FireflyFirst Child - Second ChildFirst LimickFirst Payment DeferredThe FlyFor A Good DogFragonardFrom An Antique Island: 1From An Antique Island: 2Further Reflection On ParsleyThe GanderGenealogical ReflectionThe Gentleman Lady's MaidGeographical ReflectionThe GermThe GiraffeGlossina Morsitans, Or The TsetseGod Bless The Gideons, Or There's Always King James VersionGolly, How Truth Will Out!Good Riddance, But Now What?Goody For Our Side And Your Side TooThe Gossip That Never Should Be Unloosed Is GossipThe GrackleGrandpa Is AshamedGrasshoppers Are Very IntelligentGrin And Bear LeftThe GuppyThe HamsterHark, Hark, The Larks Do BiteHe Didn't Dare LookHearts Of Gold, Or A Good Excuse Is Worse Than NoneHigh, Low The Comedy: A Winter's TaleThe HippopotamusHome, 99 44/100% Sweet HomeHow Can Echo Answer What Echo Cannot HearHow Long Has This Been Going On? Oh, Quite LongHow Many Miles To Babylon?How Now, Sirrah? Oh, AnyhowHow Pleasant To Ape Mr. LearHow To Get Along With YourselfHow To Tell A Quail From A PartridgeThe HunterHush, Here They ComeHymn To The Sun And MyselfI Always Say There's No Place Like New York In The SummerI Can't Stop Unless You StopI Could Hardly Wait For The SandmanI Didn't Go To Church TodayI Didn't Say A Word, Or Who Called That Piccolo Player ...I Do, I Will, I HaveI Happen To KnowI Have It On Good AuthorityI Never Even Suggested ItI Spy, Or The Depravity Of PrivacyI Will Arise And Go NowI Wonder What They Brought From Ghent To AixI Yield To My Learned BrotherI'll Take The High Road CommissionI'm Sure She Said Six-thirtyI'm Terribly Sorry For You, But I Can't Help LaughingIf A Boder Meet A Boder, Need A Boder Cry? YesIf Fun Is Fun, Isn't That Enough?If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would SitInteroffice MemorandumIntrospective ReflectionThe Invitation Says From Five To SevenIs It True What They Say About DixieIs There An Oculist In The House?It Is Indeed SpinachIt Must Be The MilkIt's A Grand Parade It Will Be, Modern DesignIt's Snug To Be SmugJack Do-good-for-nothingThe JellyfishThe Joyous MalingererJudgment DayJust Holmes And Me, And Mnemosyne Makes ThreeJust Keep Quiet And Nobody Will NoticeThe KangarooKind Of An Ode To DutyKindly Unhitch That Star, BuddyKipling's VermontThe KipperThe KittenA Lady Thinks She Is ThirtyThe LamaLeda's Fortunate GaffeLet Me Buy This OneLet's Not Climb The Washington Monument TonightLines Indited With All The Depravity Of PovertyLines To A World-famous Poet Who Failed To Complete ... PoemLines To Be Embroidered On A Bib, Or, The Child Is FatherLines To Be Muttered Through Clenched Teeth ...The LionListen ...Little FeetLittle Pretty Penny, Let's Squander TheeLocust-lovers, Attention!Look For The Silver LiningLove Under The Republicans (or Democracts) (1)Ma, What's A Banker? Or Hush, My ChildMa, What's A Banker? Or Hush, My ChildA Man Can't Complain, Can't He ( A Lament For Those ... )The ManateeMax Schling, Max Schling, Lend Me Your Green ThumbMay I Drive You Home, Mrs. Murgatroyd?The MiddleMini-jabberwockyMoney Is EverythingMore About PeopleMr. Barcalow's BreakdownMr. Burgess, Meet Mr. BarmecideMr. Judd And His Snail, A Sorry TaleMs. Found Under A Serviette In A Lovely HomeThe MulesMy DaddyMy Trip DaorbaNature Knows BestNever Mind The Overcoat, Button Up That LipNever Was I Born To Set Them RightNext!No Doctors Today, Thank YouNo Trouble At All, It's Easy As Falling Off A Portable BarNo Wonder Our Fathers DiedNo, You Be A Lone EagleThe Nonbiography Of A NobodyNot Even For BrunchNot George Washington's, Not Abraham Lincoln's, But MineNotes For The Chart In 306Oafishness Sells Good, Like An Advertisement ShouldThe OctopusOh To Be Odd!Old Dr. Valentine To His SonOld MenOne From One Leaves TwoOne Man's OpiateOne Third Of A CalendarOne Times One Is EightThe OstrichOur Child Doesn't Know Anything, Or Thank God!The OysterThe PandaThe PantherParadise For SaleThe ParentThe ParsnipThe Party Next DoorPatsoralPediatric ReflectionPeekaboo, I Almost See YouThe People UpstairsThe Perfect HusbandPeriod PeriodThe PhoenixPiano Tuner, Untune Me That TuneThe PigPipe DreamsThe PizzaThe PlatypusPlease Pass The BiscuitPolitical ReflectionThe PorcupineThe PorpoisePortrait Of The Artist As A Prematurely Old ManA Posy For Edmund Clerihew BentleyPrayer At The End Of A RopePreface To The PastPretty Halcyon DaysThe Private Dining RoomThe PuristPut Back Those Whiskers, I Know YouThe PythonThe Quack Frown Sox Lumps Oven TheRainy DayRandom Observations: Theatrical ReflectionRaven, Don't Stay Away From My Door - Chant For April FirstReflection On A Wicked WorldReflection On CautionReflection On IngenuityReflection On The Fallibility Of NemesisReflections On Ice-breakingReminiscent ReflectionRequiemThe ReturnThe RewardThe RhinocerosRiding On A Railroad TrainRoadblockThe Romantic AgeThe RoosterRoulette Us Be GaySamson AgonistesThe Screen With The Face And The VoiceSeaside SerenadeSecond LimickThe Second Month It's Not ItemizedThe Seven Spiritual Ages Of Mrs. Marmaduke MooreShall We Dance: 2The ShrewThe ShrimpShrinking SongThe SkinkThe Slipshod Scholar Gets Around To GreeceThe SmeltThe Snark Was A Boojum Was A PrawnThe SniffleSo Does Everybody Else, Only Not So MuchSo That's Who I Remind Me OfSoliloquy In CirclesThe Solitary HuntsmanSome Of My Best Friends Are ChildrenSome On In, The Senility Is FineSong For DitherersSong Of The Open RoadSong To Be Sung By The Father Of Female Infant ChildrenSpalsh!Speculative ReflectionThe Spoon Ran Away With The DishSpring Comes To Murray HillThe Stilly Night: A Soporific ReflectionA Stitch Too Late Is My FateThe Strange Case Of Mr. Palliser's PalateThe Strange Case Of The Ambitious CaddyThe Strange Case Of The Loverlorn Letter WriterA Strange Casement Of The Poetic ApothecarySummer SerenadeThe Sunset Years Of Samuel ShySuppose I Darken Your DoorTableau At TwilightThe Tale Of Custard The DragonTallyho-humTarkington, Thou Should'st Be Living In This HourTaste Buds, En Garde!The TermiteThe Terrible PeopleThat Reminds MeThere'll Always Be A War Between The SexesThere's Nothing Like Instinct, FortunatelyThey Won't Believe, On New Year's Eve ...The Third Jungle BookThis Is Going To Hurt Just A Little BitThis Is My Own, My Native TongueThis Was Told To Me In ConfidenceThoughts Though On An AvenueThree Little Maids From SchoolThunder Over The NurseryTime Marches OnTo A Small Boy Standing On My Shoes While I Am Wearing ThemTo My ValentineThe ToucanTrick Or TrekThe Trouble With Women Is MenTune For An Ill-tempered ClavichordThe TurkeyTurns In A Worm's LaneThe TurtleTweedledee And TweedledomTwo And One Are A ProblemTwo Dogs Have ITwo Goes Into Two Once, If You Can Get It ThereUnder The FloorUnfortunately, It's The Only Game In TownUp From The Egg: The Confessions Of A Nuthatch AvoiderVery Like A WhaleThe Very Unclubbable ManVisitors Laugh At Locksmiths, Or Hospital Doors ...The Voluble WheelchairWaiting For The BirdieThe WapitiThe WaspA Watched Example Never BoilsWater For The GanderWe Don't Need To Leave Yet, Do We? Or, Yes We DoWe Have Met The Sassenachs And They Are OursWhat Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or LaterWhat Do You Want, Meaningful Dialogue, Or Satisfactory Talk?What Is Bibbidi-bobnbidi-boo In Sanskrit?What To Do Until The Doctor GoesWhat's Hecuba To Him? A One-minute Close-upWhat's In A Name? Some Letter I Always ForgetWhat's The Matter, Haven't You Got Any Sense Of Humor?What's The Use?What, No Sheep!When The Devil Was Sick Could He Prove It?When You Say That, SmileWhere There's A Will, There's VelleityWhich The Chicken, Which The Egg?While Homer Nodded: A Footnote To The IliadWho Called That Robin A Piccolo Player?Who Did Which? Or, Who Indeed?Who Taught Caddies How To Count?Who'll Buy My Lingual? Or, You Pronounce Pluie, LouieWhy The Postman Has To Ring TwiceWill Consider SituationWill You Have Your Tedium Rare Or Medium?Winter ComplaintThe WombatA Word About WinterA Word On WindA Word To HusbandsThe Wrongs Of Spring, Or No All Fools' Day Like ...Yes And NoYou And Me And P.b. ShelleyYou Can Be A Repulican, I'm A GerontocratYou'll Drink You're Orange Juice And Like It, ComradeYou've Got To Be Mr. Pickwick If You Want To Enjoy A Picnic--Table of Poems fromPoem Finder®