I'll never forget the very first time I read this disclaimer on the front of the DVD. I bought it for just FIVE BUCKS while attending last year's Spooky Empire Screamfest Convention in Orlando, Florida's Wyndham Resort. Little did I know that "Slashers Gone Wild," the first full-length movie to be unleashed by the independent World Parody Productions, would instantly become one of my top favorite horror films!With 78 minutes worth of fatal stabbings, limb amputations, eyeball gouging, flesh-ripping zombies, and a brutally loud heavy metal soundtrack (all served to audiences on a silver platter with plenty of good laughs), this movie is without a doubt A GOREHOUND'S WET DREAM! I must warn all readers that only fans with REAL GUTS can withstand this low budget, shot-on-video masterpiece!WELCOME BACK TO "WATCH THE BITCH BLEED!" The film opens up in a plain and ordinary living room where a Pulitzer Prize-seeking reporter named Jessica Peters (singer TIFFANY APAN) hacks into SLASHERS INCORPORATED, a subversive website where psychotic killers hack and mutilate an endless number of squealing "litterbugs" for the sake of cleaning up the environment; it's a charitable cause taken so seriously that doing something as harmless as tossing a Styrofoam cup can cost you an arm and a leg! The site is hosted by the sexy Alicia (ROBYN GRIGGS), SLASHERS INC'S blond President and CEO, and Rob Thrasher (RAZ), a hockey mask-wearing talk show host and chainsaw champion. After giving laptop viewers a brief but educational lecture on the devastating effects of ozone pollution (such as how cigarette smoke contains 3900 toxic chemicals), Alicia introduces to all voyeurs a contest where the winner must slice and dice his way into becoming the #1 Slasher of the Year. Whoever triumphs in the end will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of THRILL KILL PILLS, a muscle-enhancing drug that transforms an average junkie into an immortal powerhouse! The first of the three bloodthirsty contestants is Nursery Rhyme Jack (JACK BOWMAN), a cannibalistic woodsman who keeps stuffed animal heads mounted on the walls of his cabin. After hunting down and tying up his latest prey, Jack presents his own cooking segment with a scrumptious holiday recipe of stir-fried squirrel brains! The second competitor is Loonatic Rob (Played by director & producer ROB AVERY), the cackling, ridiculously demented host of the slaughterhouse game show, "Truth or Dare!"Any unfortunate victim who is unlucky enough to reach the bonus round gets zapped in the electric chair! Last but not least, the final murderer hungry for the grand prize is the maniacal Kevin Tooler, (also portrayed by ROB AVERY), a trash-talking occult freak who wears a stained dish cloth over his scarred face. Not only is he one of the few people to survive getting his throat slit open by Rob Thrasher, but Kevin also possesses regenerative powers granted to him by hordes of horned demons. The rivalry between the two men quickly escalates into a WWE-style grudge match that sprays gallons of blood and intestines on both sides! Can Kevin still survive even after getting his head ripped off his neck stump and his skull crushed beneath Rob's combat boot? Stay tuned!The uncensored Director's Cut DVD contains quite a few goodies. Among them are behind-the-scenes bloopers, an official trailer, a hilarious  Loonatic Rob music video, and insightful "drinking game" commentary provided by RAZ & ROB AVERY.--Punk Globe MagazineI just bought this movie at a convention. To tell you the truth, I was not expecting much out of it. Most movies that I have bought from " Independent Horror Movie Producers" at a convention, not only would stink, but would not play well in my DVD player. With a title like "Slashers Gone Wild" I thought the movie would at least be fun. I was right! This movie was not only fun, it was one of the best horror/comedies that I have ever seen!Director Rob Avery's debut movie reminded me of the crazy gore splatter flicks that Peter Jackson used to produce when he first started out.The premise? A bunch of Slashers are having a contest to see who is the best at murdering hapless teens! The special gore effects are AMAZING! Whatever the budget was for this movie it must have went into the gore effects. There were at least twenty different murders in the movie and they were all pretty nasty! My two favorite characters in the movie were rival slashers Rob Thrasher and Kevin Tooler. These guys absolutely hate each other and their fight near the end of the movie rivals the fight in Freddy versus Jason, and is much bloodier!One word: CHAINSAW!As far as the acting, all of the slashers are pretty entertaining! There is a hillbilly, a killer who wears a hockey mask like Jason, but cracks jokes and is hilarious like Freddy, a cannibal that reminds me of Ed Gein, a gameshow host with two murderous Vanna White type girls (The Murder Twins), a whiny demon possessed guy, and a drop dead smoking hottie named Alicia with cleavage that would make Elvira blush!Over all this movie is one wild ride and I highly recommend it to anyone who is a fan of gory B-horror flicks! Be sure to watch the end credits, they managed to stuff one more murder there.--MoviesOnline.ca