The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made
You will be a sobbing mess within the first 1/2 hour and you probably won't have the guts to make it to the end. You will never forget the WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE!! Why have only one monster in a movie when you can have them all? In this flick you will see a lesbian vampire, zombie Jesus, a giant spider, muslim terrorists, inbred hicks, baby in a blender, a mummy, a fecal demon, a damsel repeatedly in distress, abusive soldiers, an axe murder, a mental ward with the uprising of the insane, a werewolf who humps more than your leg, and lots of other unsavory creatures!