What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters
"This story has it all— perfect pacing, organic character development, a plot that truly thickens, and a shock ending you literally won't see coming until the final spellbinding moments!"—Publishers Trimesterly"I am in receipt of your check for $20. Here is the positive blurb you requested." —Stephen King "Swim, don't wriggle, up your nearest Fallopian tube and land on a copy today!"—The New York Pre"I'm as sure that this book is terrific as I am that, notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research is not an infringement of copyright!" —The Copyright Act of 1976, § 107 "I wish you'd never been born! (Without reading this, that is!)" —Your father