Ocean of Lard  (Choose Your Own Mindfuck Fest #17)
"Repugnant, hilarious, vile, extreme, obscene, and horribly fun!" -SCHTINKY REVIEWS"If Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Manson decided one day to candy flip together and write a choose-your-own-adventure book, something very similar to Ocean of Lard would have been the result. This book is a feverish blob of festering amazingness." -BROODING FERRET