The Story of Her Holding an Orange
I really don't want to write about myself in third person. I am a regular dude, just like most of you reading this. I had the misfortune of living through some horrific encounters with this woman, so I forced myself to write about it. People seemed to really appreciate my writing style, so I decided to turn my life into a book. I write the way I'd talk to you, without unnecessary purple prose and long descriptions - I go straight to the point. If you're looking for a nicely paced piece of fiction - Stephen King is for you. If you're seeking true horror, well, welcome, come in.