Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery
A Q&A with Joan RiversQ:What kinds of books do you enjoy?A: At my age, anything in large print.Q:Who inspired you to become a writer?A:An agent who told me I was too ugly to be in front of the camera.Q:Is it true when they say that you should “write what you know”?A: Absolutely, which is why my next book is about having thighs that are visible from outer space.Q:Writing is a tough profession.  Do you remember the first time you were rejected?A: My wedding night.Q:What is it like havinga novel?published at the age of 75?A: I am so old, even the spine of my book has osteoporosis.Q:Computer, typewriter or pen and paper.  What tools did you use to write your first book?A: Chisel and stone.Q:Are you one of those writers who work at home in a dirty old bathrobe without showering for days?A:Yes, except for the part about working at home.Q:What’s the first step in getting a publisher interested in your book?A: A check for fifty grand made out to “cash”.Q:Is it true that the murder mystery was heavily influenced by fashions seen on the red carpet?A: Absolutely.  Even the dust jacket was made by Chanel.Q:What was the most important thing that you learned while writing a book about plastic surgery?A: Always use the spell-check when you’re still under anesthesia.