HELP!  A Bear is Eating Me!
"Mykle Hansen's book is the Scarlet Letter, the Age of Innocence, the Wuthering Heights of books narrated by a guy being eaten by a bear -- The Last of the Motherfuckin' Mohican's of ursine mastication. Just sayin'." -CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author ofFoolandA Dirty Job"Brilliant, poignant, and utterly hilarious." -CARLTON MELLICK III, author ofSatan Burger"A satirical swan song for the secret reptile desires in every American heart...face-melting fun from first to last." -JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON, author ofAngel Dust ApocalypseandExtinction Journals"A unique and memorable work of absurd humor." -LITERARY STRANGE DIGEST