National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
Q: What happened to the frog that parked illegally?A: He was toad away. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Cash.Cash who?No thanks. I prefer peanuts. Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: See me sneak in my squeaky, reeking sneakers. Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you! Q: Why do magicians do so well in school?A: They’re good at trick questions. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Ben.Ben who?Ben knocking on the door all afternoon Tongue Twister! Say this fast three times: Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch? Q: Why did the robot eat a lighbulb?A: Because he was in need of a light snack. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Who.Who who?Is there an owl in there?