Ian has a decision: stay home and stay a virgin or drive 800 miles to lose it with an online hottie.  Decision made.  Now Ian and his horn-dog buddy Lance are off on a sex safari... with 'BFF' baggage Felicia in tow.  Their epic quest features a stolen GTO, kinky trailer park sex, a prison fight, topless Abstinence Xtreme dancers, a smart-ass Amish super-mechanic (Seth Green), a gun-wielding Mexican donut and Ian's 'd-bag' brother (James Marsden) in hot pursuit.