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"Clarke brings off his story with panache" SUNDAY TELEGRAPH "Combines the gaffes of Bridget Jones with the boldness of James Bond" PUBLISHERS WEEKLY "Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle" THE TIMES "Done more for the Entente Cordiale than any of our politicians" DAILY MAIL "Must-have comedy-of-errors diary about being a Brit abroad" DAILY MIRROR--This text refers to theUnknown Bindingedition.