3650 Jokes, Puns & Riddles
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF JOKES, PUNS AND RIDDLES.ZANY. WACKY. DUMB. HILARIOUS.A QUIP FOR EVERY OCCASION. A PUN FOR EVERY PREDICAMENT.A KNEE-SLAPPER FOR EVERY COMEDY NEED.Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only sentimental value.Robber: That's okay. I'm a sentimental guy.What's an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there's a dog.Psychiatry has helped me tremendously. Five years ago when the phone rang, I wouldn't answer it...today I answer it whether it rings or not.What did one cabinetmaker say to the other?We have to find some time for our shelves.My husband's so dumb, he saves burned-out light bulbs to use in his darkroom.What did the island-gobbling sea monster say? These islands aren't phillipine me up; I want samoa tahiti.SURGEON'S SILLINESS WARNING: Dumb Jokes Are Addictive And Often Cause Fits of Uncontrollable Laughter.