The Warlizard Chronicles: Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War
People always tell me I've had a crazy life and it's true. Every single time an opportunity was presented to me, I took it, good or bad. Sure, I  went undercover to bust a guy selling C-4, but I also won a kissing contest, alienating the towns of Woodstock and Saugerties in the process. I jumped through every door with my eyes wide open, hoping for something fun on the other side. You don't do that, you may as well be dead.