The Official Turd Book: A Bathroom Guide to Poop, Squat, Crap, Dookie, and Butt Nuggets
Melvin Samples likes his blue, hooded sweatshirt and wears it most days. He is the author of no other books. Melvin has, however, read some books and almost finished one of them. He is a graduate of The Learning School, a former grocery store clerk, and a licensed motor-vehicle driver.