Glow in the Dark Mars Mud
On our last flight back from Mars, we noticed a weird substance sticking to the USS Timmy-prise (the name of our ship, naturally). It was sticky and it bounced and it stretched and it definitely behaved in an alien manner. When night fell, we learned this unusual substance glowed in the dark, to boot. We did the only thing we could think of - we gathered it up, put it in retail packaging, and now we're offering it to you. Behold: Mars Mud.Mars Mud is an unusual little inorganic polymer that sometimes behaves like a solid and sometimes behaves like a really thick liquid. It's opalescent and can be played with in innumerable ways. There are two secrets about Mars Mud - and we want to share them with you. First, playing with Mars Mud leaves your hands feeling strangely soft. And second (and this is the most fun part), squishing Mars Mud back into its container makes all sorts of gross noises. Gross bodily-functiony noises. You know what we mean. Space farts.