More Letters from a Nut
"Any individual wearing a mosquito outfit . . . will be immediately evicted from the bus."--City of Las Cruces, New Mexico"Hyundai regrets to inform you that we do not manufacture a folding car that fits in your pocket."--Hyundai Automobiles"A Captain Belch's Seafood fare franchise would be another fine establishment for this area."--City of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma"I wish a thumb would work for a nose, but I think that you can understand how you couldn't blow it!"--Edward O. Terino, M.D.