Red Sox University: Baseball's Foremost Institution of Higher Learning
Educating Die-Hard Red Sox Fans Since 1901Welcome to Red Sox University, the best (and only) school dedicated to teaching the best and brightest Red Sox fans in the world. Whether you're a Pink Hat who jumped on board the bandwagon in 2004 or a Dirt Dog who still recoils at the phrase "Game 6," RSU has a program of study that's right for you.Featuring an exciting core curriculum, a party atmosphere, and low tuition, RSU offers a variety of courses suitable for both undergraduates seeking a BS in Red Sox fanaticism and advanced students working toward a Masters degree in Fenway economics.Students at Red Sox University will receive a well-rounded education in all aspects of Red Sox fandom including philosophy, economics, architecture, biology, and literature. Upon graduation, fans will be able to maintain happy Red Sox relationships (as well as relationships with Yankees fans), choose the box seat that's right for them, discern the biological differences between new fans and die-hahds, understand the connections between Socrates and "Soxism," plan a successful road trip, and recite the Red Sox Fan's Bill of Rights.