Flavor God Seasonings (4 Seasoning Combo Set, 1 Bottle)
Sometimes one superhero isn't enough, that's why they assembled the Avengers, and we all know how that went down. I decided to assemble my own team of kitchen badasses ready to take on the world of bland food. This 4 pack of seasonings is guaranteed to help you fellas grow a beard, and make you want to jump on a horse and hunt something. And ladies, I know you have a tough time getting your man to do the dishes, but once you throw this combo pack on his food every night, you will wake up the next day with the laundry done and folded, the kitchen spotless, and hell your man will even be on a lunch date with your mother picking out baby clothes.