Seagalogy: The Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal (New Updated Edition)
"Equal parts Hell's Angels and Pauline Kael, Vern is a National Treasure!!!" - Guillermo Del Toro "Film criticism genuinely gets no better than this. I would be jealous if I didn't enjoy reading him so damn much" -Ain't It Cool News "We can't believe this actually exists, but the world is certainly a better place for it." -New York Magazine "Uproariously funny... the film book I never knew I always wanted to read." - nerve.com "Seagalogyis a raucous, thigh-slapping and informative read that can murder spare time as easily as Steven Seagal can break peoples' necks. In short Vern's Seagalogyis an unexpected gem." -mania.com "With the obsession of a fan and the authoritative tone of a professor, Vern takes us through every film with attention to plot, themes, dialogue, influences and even politics... " -denofgeek.com "Seagalogynot only made me laugh my ass off, but sent me to Amazon to buy some of the early Seagal DVDs I didn't already own. This book is an instant cult classic." -Bookgasm