Eyeheart Everything
"This glossy new edition of EYEHEART EVERYTHING feels slightly bourgeois, but it's now distributed via major catalogs, it can be shipped overnight (if you're really that desperate), it's more correctly spelled than ever, has much finer registration and no longer triggers airport metal detectors.  Also, the story "UHF" now includes most of Dave Eggers' suggested improvements.  I love to make beautiful things, and I truly believe that the POD edition of EYEHEART EVERYTHING is the loveliest thing POD can produce.  Plus, it remains an excellent tool for stabilizing a wobbly table."-- from the Afterword to the New Edition