Bad Baby
Notbadbad, butcutebad. Really cute.Bad Babyis a screamingly funny collection of 247 priceless baby photos matched with candid captions.There’s Gabriella at the wheel of the family SUV:“Don’t try to stop me—I’ve put up with you for eleven months.”Chelsea, wearing only a diaper, who says:“You know that slogan, ‘Just do it’? I just did.”Danny, chilling on his baby lounger:“I’m in the wetness protection program.”The tough, cell phone-toting Olivia:“To be honest, Jake, nobody wants to work with a leading man who’s not toilet trained.”Kieran, sighing in his crib:“Merciful God, if she winds up that musical mobile once more, my head’s going to implode.”And the squinting Isabel, illustrating Bad Baby Early Warning Sign #333:Baby bores visitors with endless Don Corleone impersonations.Full of utterly adorable faces matched with the full range of baby badness—unrepentent antinappers, street-corner Similac dealers, rebels in a puppy suit—Bad Babygives voice to the secret inner world of babies, where there’s clearly a lot more going on than wondering where their next binky’s coming from.--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.