Mundial BP666 Red Dot 8 1/2" Take-A-Part Kitchen/Utility Shears
These 8-inch shears aspire to Swiss army knife versatility. One blade is notched for cutting flowers or carrot sticks. An inset between the handles has teeth that open screw-top bottles, and a hooked opener at the end of one handle opens other bottles. A combination wedge/screwdriver head protrudes from the other handle. There's no fork attached, but the pointed blades certainly could stir coffee. Place these in a handy drawer, a car's glove compartment, or a survival kit.--Fred Brack