Vampires - Los Muertos
Jon Bon Jovi stars in this trashy but pretty entertaining horror flick.Vampires: Los Muertoscenters on vampire hunter-for-hire Derek  Bliss (Bon Jovi), who gets bounties from the likes of the "Van Helsing  Group" for every bloodsucker he destroys. When a new client hires him to  hunt down a particularly powerful vampire queen in Mexico, he reluctantly  starts to form a team--only to discover that all his potential posse  members have just been killed. But soon he gathers a haphazard crew  (including Diego Luna fromY Tu Mama Tambienand Natasha Wagner  fromLost Highway) and sets off across the hot Mexican landscape.Vampires: Los Muertoshas some gaps in logic, but it's pretty lean  and spry--in the first 10 minutes, the vampire queen has already bitten  off someone's tongue--and it has enough cheap eye candy to be a satisfying  low-budget flick.--Bret Fetzer