Jesus Is Lard: Smelly, Corrupt, and Bad For You
Odin Zeus McGaffer was born of a virgin on December 25th over 2,000 years ago.  Much of his life remains a mystery, but crackpot theologians believe that he was a virgin carpenter with communist tendencies.  McGaffer was murdered by his loving father, rose from the dead, and came back to Earth to consume large quantities of beer and fried cheese sticks.  Although there is no solid evidence that supports the claims made in this biography, it cannot be disproven.  Therefore you should believe this biography, in it's entirety, without good reason or justification.