The Wobbit: A Parody
"Yes, the rumors are true. I am the Harvard Lampoon."(J.K. Rowling)“This reminds me ofThe Hobbit.”(J.R.R. Tolkien)“I forgive them.”(Jesus Christ)“I could see this being a great three-minute animated short.”(Peter Jackson)“TL;DR."(T.S. Eliot)“Thanks, Mom. This book has finally bridged the growing gap between us.”(your teenage son)“I love the twist ending where it turns out that all along you were reading about sexy people.”(E.L. James)“Needs more Jay-Z songs.”(F. Scott Fitzgerald)