40 Days and 40 Nights
After being brutally dumped by his knockout ex-girlfriend, Matt (Josh  Hartnett,Pearl Harbor) is so torn up inside that he vows to give  up sexual activity--including masturbation--for Lent. His friends and  coworkers start betting on how soon he'll crack. Their skepticism is  given fuel when Matt meets Erica (Shannyn Sossamon,A Knight's  Tale) at a laundromat. They're immediately smitten with each other,  but Matt struggles to stay true to his vow, even though it threatens to  founder his potential relationship with Erica. Based on this description,  you might think that40 Days and 40 Nightsis religious educational  video--however, the barrage of sex gags and frequent nudity would quickly  dispel this notion. Almost nothing in this movie remotely resembles human  behavior. Some movies are sodeeplystupid that they're depressing  to watch; this is one of them.--Bret Fetzer