I'm not afraid to say it:Lowrideris the best car-dancing game ever. It's not one of the best games ever, but you must give it props for a unique premise. Yes, this (Japanese-developed) Jaleco title explores the California phenomenon of lowrider cars. For the few of you not familiar, lowriders are modified classic cars equipped with hydraulic suspension systems that allow drivers to make their vehicle hop with switches (for further information, see any number of early ‘90s gangsta rap videos).And hop you will! Unfortunately, that's about all you'll do. The gameplay uses a timed-button-press mechanic à laPaRappa the Rapper, although it's not nearly as complex or fun. Just press triangle for front hop, X for back hops, and so on. Sometimes, you'll need to alternate buttons for front-to-backs or side-to-sides or bed dances. Despite the mind-numbing repetition, I was compelled to continue, if only because I became quite obsessed with buying new decals and accessories for my lowrider. For this reason, I actually enjoyed this game more than any I've ever scored a five out of ten. But that doesn't mean it's worth four of your tens.Concept:Make a car jump up and down through the use of hydraulicsGraphics:The cars are pretty nice, but the cookie-cutter crowds are a bit cheesySound:"Get Low" by Lil' Jon & the East Side Boyz and little elsePlayability:Harder than you would expect, given the simple controlsEntertainment:Simple, repetitive, and strangely addictive – like picking at a scabReplay:LowRated:5 out of 10Editor:Matt HelgesonIssue:February 20042nd Opinion:Funny as it sounds, this is a car-based game where you don't drive.Lowriderdoes allow you to bling up your ride to the point where Funkmaster Flex would drive it, but he'd have to do so outside this title – because you don't drive. The downright stupid gameplay is actually far, far worse than the average car customization. Ouch.Rated:4 out of 10Editor:Adam BiessenerSubscribe to Game Informer--Game Informer Review