Men at Arms: The Play (Discworld Series)
Another wild romp through Discworld!  Corporal Carrot, a young  dwarf, is newly in charge of the recruits guarding Ankh-Morpork.  Edward, the 37th Lord d'Eath, has just discovered that Ankh-Morpork, kingless for generations, has a sovereign ruler, who must be convinced that he is, in fact, the King.  The fate of Ankh-Morpork rides on a young man's courage, an ancient sword's magic, and a three-legged poodle's bladder.--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.