Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex
Dave Barry's humor speaks for itself. Barry on dating:  "These are nonstereotypical times we live in, by which I mean that  it is the responsibility of the man to ask for the date, and the  responsibility of the woman to think up excuses that get progressively  more obvious until the man figures out that the woman would rather chew  on a rat pancreas." Barry on falling in love: "When two  people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love. You can  tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes light, your  heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air, and the  whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately these  are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a good  idea to check with your doctor." If you think you might be in  danger of having a date, falling in love, or getting married, buy this  book immediately.