Spazzstick - Mint
Yes, you read right. Lip Balm infused with caffeine. It was developed by an Alaskan Police Officer who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts. What else could you use to fight chapped lips and fatigue? You need to buy this. Be the envy of everyone on your block. Comes in four flavors: Orange Cream, Mint, Vanilla Toffee, and Chocolate Cake.