First French Kiss: and Other Traumas
Fledgling author Adam Bagdasarian surprisingly follows up his grim,  highly lauded first novelForgotten Firewith a series of  humorous, autobiographical sketches about his childhood and adolescence from  ages 5 to 20. Bagdasarian is at his funniest when commenting on the trials and  torments of puberty, especially when it comes to the opposite sex. In the title  story, sixth-grader "Will" (the thinly disguised author) discovers that French  kissing doesn't just happen: "I tried to find a way to kiss her and breathe at  the same time, but no matter where I turned my head, her nose was always there."  And in "Going Steady" Will realizes that dating a seventh-grade girl is going to  require diplomacy when she "handed me a small white stuffed unicorn with silver  glitter on its horn ... as though it were a baseball signed by Willie Mays, and  I took it as though it were a poison apple." Beyond dating drama, Bagdasarian's  teen self also explores the idea of old age and death. In "A Short Life," he  melodramatically fantasizes a lump on his head is a tumor and he will probably  die before seeing Europe, and in the more serious "My Tutor," he is moved to  tears by an aged geometry teacher who can no longer remember, let alone teach,  familiar proofs. By turns witty, ridiculous, and poignant (the stories about  Bagdasarian's much beloved father are among the more touching pieces)First  French Kissis a short, sweet collection that teenagers of all ages will  read with pleasure and recognition. (Ages 13 and older)--Jennifer Hubert