Awkward Moments with Men
Shannon Lee Miller (The Blonde)is a Canadian who mysteriously ended up in the Deep South. It probably had something to do with her weakness for feathered hair and push-up bras, but no one can be certain. She spent three years as a songwriter for Appalach Music (Milsap/Galbraith Publishing) in Nashville, TN where she pursued superstardom and lonely cowboys. During that time, she also released an ill-fated record through OnRamp/EMI Records in her home and native land. She still plays music but is pretty sure she's technically washed up, as Taylor Swift is both younger and taller than her. In 2006, she earned an Honors B.A. in History and Celtic Studies from the University of Toronto. Obtaining a degree in Celtic Studies seemed like a lovely idea at the time, but she soon learned that a basic understanding of Scottish Gaelic is not all that important in the business world. She probably should have taken Mandarin. For several years prior, she immersed herself in equestrian sports and competed successfully at the national level, until that is, she discovered boys. She hopes one day, to complete her graduate degree in History at Harvard. She has thus far, finished only one Internet course, but she got a B plus which isn t bad. She currently resides in the dodgy end of nice neighborhood with her very patient husband, two mentally handicapped dogs, and cable television.