Strictly Genteel: Classical Introduction
If you found Have I Offended Someone to be a bit, ah... distasteful, perhaps you'd like to dust off the evening gown or tux and spend the night with Strictly Genteel, a collection of Zappa's finest instrumental compositions. There's nary a dirty word to be found in the entire record, in fact. Even your mother would like it (and she's always hated most of that crap you listen to.)  Do it for mother. And you don't even have to put on your best suit, though you should.