The Foreigner
There must be an audience for Steven Seagal movies, but it's hard to  imagine who would actuallywantto watch a movie likeThe  Foreigner. Seagal, bloated and puffy-faced, plays a super-professional  operative of some kind, who on this occasion is supposed to deliver a  package from someone (it doesn't matter who) to a super-rich industrialist.  The industrialist's beautiful blond wife tries to intercept it, Seagal  prevents this, then decides to help her out, and lots and lots of people  get killed in impractical and implausible ways. Almost every scene is so  full of "mysterious" dialogue as to be incomprehensible.The  Foreignertries to create a veil of cool action attitude to disguise  the lack of cool and the lack of action. Seagal mumbles. Seagal frowns. No  one shoots Seagal, despite numerous opportunities to do so and no reason  not to. Why was this movie made?--Bret Fetzer