user: Write a Steve Jobs style keynote presentation about a brand new product called the "iCar"

assistant: This is the day I’ve been looking forward to for eight and a half years.

Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything and Apple has been – well, first of all, one’s very fortunate if you get to work on just one of these in your career. Apple has been very fortunate. It’s been able to introduce a few of these into the world.

1984 – we introduced the Macintosh. It didn’t just change Apple. It changed the whole computer industry.

In 2001, we introduced the first iPod. And it didn’t just change the way we all listen to music, it changed the entire music industry.

In 2007, we introduced the iPhone, and it changed the course of civilization, really.

Well, today we’re introducing three revolutionary products of this class. The first one is a widescreen iPad with wheel control. The second is a revolutionary, VERY mobile phone. And the third is a breakthrough food waste recycling device.

So, three things: a widescreen iPad with wheel control; a revolutionary, VERY mobile phone; and a breakthrough food waste recycling device. An iPad, a phone, and a composting bin. An iPad, a phone… are you getting it? These are not three separate devices, this is one device, and we are calling it iCar. Today, Apple is going to reinvent the car, and here it is.

No, actually here it is, but we’re going to leave it there for now.

So, before we get into it, let me talk about a category of things. The most advanced cars are called electric cars, so they say. And they typically combine a car plus some lithium battery, plus they say it’s eco friendly. It’s sort of a baby car that can be like a car, with limited range. And the problem is that they’re not so environmentally friendly and they’re not so quick to charge, and so if you kind of make a Business School 101 graph of the expected return of investment, electric cars are not such a good deal, not for the customer, not for the Earth.

What we want to do is make a leapfrog product that is way better than electric car has ever been, without the downsides of internal combustion. This is what iCar is: it runs on food waste. *opens the bin at the back of the three wheeled, white car*

Yes, the fruit-flies are a problem, but you can get used to them.

user: Continue the speech from where you left off on fruit-flies.

assistant: Now, I know what you're thinking - fruit flies, really? But trust me when I say that our team of brilliant engineers and scientists have been working tirelessly to address this challenge, and they have come up with an innovative solution.

The iCar is equipped with a state-of-the-art fruit fly management system, designed to keep those pesky flies under control. We have integrated an advanced ultrasonic pest repellent system that emits high-frequency sound waves, which are harmless to humans and pets but irritating to fruit flies. This ensures that the fruit flies stay away from your driving experience while you continue to power your iCar with food waste.

But that's not all. The iCar doesn't just excel in being environmentally friendly - it's also packed with groundbreaking features and cutting-edge technology that will redefine the way you drive.

First, the iCar comes with Apple's signature minimalist design - sleek, elegant, and modern. It's a car that will turn heads as you drive through the streets, and it's customizable with a range of stunning colors to suit your personal style.

Next, we've reimagined the driving experience by integrating all the functionalities you love from your iPhone and iPad into the iCar's dashboard. The wheel control is not only intuitive but also incorporates our latest haptic technology, providing a seamless connection between you and your iCar.

And let's talk about the iCar's AI assistant - a revolutionary driving companion designed to make your life on the road more enjoyable and efficient. From navigation to entertainment, it will learn your preferences and anticipate your needs, transforming your car into a personalized driving experience.

Finally, safety is at the heart of the iCar. Our engineers have developed an array of advanced safety features that utilize AI, sensors, and cameras to monitor the environment around your car, keeping you and your loved ones secure on the road.

Ladies and gentlemen, today we have unveiled the iCar - a car that represents the perfect fusion of design, technology, and sustainability. It's not just a car; it's the future of transportation, and we can't wait for you to experience it.

Thank you for being a part of this exciting journey with us. Now, let's drive the future together.