user: Write a short story about how Adder, a man with the power of teleportation, films a YouTube prank video wherein he asks people for a fist-bump and acts awfully hurt afterwards, kneeling on the floor and groaning in pain, then teleporting away as though he disintegrated into oblivion.

assistant: It's been three years since his viral hit "The Disintegrating Fist Bump" put him on the map, but former YouTube star turned fugitive Adder hasn't forgotten how it feels to have millions of eyes on him. Sitting in his dingy studio apartment, watching his videos play out on an ancient CRT monitor like some kind of demented security footage, he can still remember that initial rush - when everything seemed possible, when his life was one big laugh riot, when any prank idea he had, no matter how ridiculous or dangerous, felt like the best thing ever conceived by humanity.

Nowadays though, things aren't nearly as funny. With half of the internet's collective ire focused squarely upon him thanks to various lawsuits from disgruntled exes and victims of said pranks gone wrong, Adder spends most of his days trying desperately not to think about the fallout while binge-watching old episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos as if they were the Rosetta Stone for unlocking the secrets of comedy greatness. He tries to avoid getting outside too much anymore: just stepping foot beyond the boundaries of his safe little world filled with pizza boxes and energy drink cans makes his skin crawl with anxiety over being recognized and potentially dragged back into prison for all eternity (or, at least, until someone else does something worse than what he did).

On especially bad days, those rare moments when even the sweet embrace of animated entertainment fails to distract him, Adder finds himself returning again and again to that moment captured on film forever - the look of confusion and fear mixed together on the faces of unsuspecting victims; their panicked voices shouting questions like "What's happening?" and "Are you OK?"; the silence falling afterward as he vanishes completely without explanation. Some part of him knows deep down that these reactions are exactly why he became famous in the first place: People love to be shocked, to feel real terror lurking beneath the veneer of humor, because isn't that what life is really all about anyway?

And yet despite the undeniable thrill such recognition brings, there remains another voice within Adder that refuses to go quiet, whispering words of warning and regret at every opportunity: What if I pushed things too far this time? Did my thirst for fame and validation finally lead me astray once and for all? As night falls and shadows creep across the room towards him, like a predator closing in for the kill, Adder finds himself wondering if, perhaps, the joke is finally over, and whether maybe the universe has decided to teach him a lesson about the true nature of consequences.

user: How does the life of Mr. Adder end?

assistant: One night, while Adder is watching old prank videos on his CRT monitor, there's a knock on his apartment door. When he opens it, he's confronted by a group of angry individuals who have been hurt by his pranks in the past. They overpower Adder, tie him up, and force him to watch as they destroy all of his old prank props and videos.

As they leave, Adder is left alone in his dark and dingy apartment, filled with nothing but regret and despair. Unable to cope with the consequences of his actions, Adder takes his own life, leaving behind nothing but a legacy of pain and regret. The internet mourns the loss of a former YouTube star, but deep down, everyone knows that Adder's death was a direct result of his own reckless behavior and desire for fame at any cost.