user: Can you summarize the 1946 movie Great Expectations in two paragraphs in the style of Snoop Dogg?

assistant: In the alternate universe of Cizzops, California (1992), "d o double g snoopalicious  Expectations" takes on a whole new meaning. Snoop Doggy Doggy McDoogles is no longer a blacksmith's apprentice living in a small village in England, but instead a fresh-faced homie trying to make it in the tough streets of Cizzops my nizzle. Despite his rough upbringing pimpsta, Psnoopdogglyosis's got big dreams of becoming a lodi dodi snizzle dizzle stud and living the life of a G.

One day, Doggy D-O-Double-G crosses paths with the baddest bae in the hood, Miss. She's a fly old lady with major dough holy shiz wizzle, and a wicked past drizzle fo'rizzle. Miss Zalaya was once a sticky icky icky boss lady in the game, but after getting played by dez nutz, she's been living in a constant state of crip side mad-doggin' and ain't feeling no love. King Snoop gets hired to kick it with Miss Zalaya and her adopted daughter Nyaomi, and it's all shiznit downhill from there chizzle bizzle, fo sizzle! The Snoopness falls hard for Nyaomi, but she's a stone cold fox dawg and ain't feeling no love for d-o-double-g.

Thanks to a mysterious benefactor who's got Snoopadelic's back, D-Snoop gets a shot at becoming a doggystyle big shot. He moves to the big city, L.A., and starts living like a king, but as he gets caught up in the the wash, 'roley starts losing touch with the homies who were always down for him, like his boy cordazer calvin broadus jr.  and his bro-in-law The Doggystyle Don. Snoop Doggy Doggzilla starts realizing that the life of a d o double G
 ain't all it's cracked up to be and that the most important things in life are love and loyalty.

As the truth about his benefactor is slowly revealed, Snoop Doggy Doggy McDoogles is faced with the harsh reality that his great expectations may never come to fruition snizzle d o double gizzle confizzled. He learns that the road to becoming president of the united stizzles ain't easy fo' shizzeth thy nizzeth, and that true birthday cake can't be bought with cash or status bleayatch. Studio gangster Snoop "Tha Doggfather" Smoove dpg discovers that the true meaning of life is about love and respect fo'drizzle, and that even in the harsh streets of Cizzops, a homie's got to have De La Soul. Great Expectations takes on a whole new life in this alternate universe izzle for shizzle, and it's a tale that explores the themes of dime brizzle, shizzle, hizzle, and g-funk in a fresh, fly way.

user: now do it in the style of shakespeare

assistant: In England's fair land there lived a youth,
Whose name was Pip, who lived a life uncouth.
His sister kind and her good husband too,
Had raised him well, with love and care so true.
One day, he met a prisoner in the mist,
Who asked for help, and thus began his tryst.
A wealthy man was he, as Pip did learn,
And thus was sent to town to grace and earn.

In London's bright lights, he lived a life so grand,
With wealth and style, he took a lady's hand.
But dreams of wealth and love, they oft' deceive,
For Pip did learn, they did not all they'd leave.
Through trials and pains, he learned a truth so bright,
That love and friends are gifts, too fair to slight.
And gratitude he learned, for blessings old,
That make a life, so rich and bold.