'I'm sorry. Why are you apologizing? You didn't do anything.  I was saying sorry to express condolences.|||Careful there. With romantic words like that, you'll draw in every INTP woman in the vicinity.|||Either nothing at all or as direct as possible. Why does everything have to be game, I just want to woo you and go home and read.|||double post how do I make delete  never mind cannot continue on your way|||Mother: struggling holding grocery bags Me: oblivious Mother: I could use some help, you know! Me: Oh. Why didn't you just say?|||https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10168025_835824946433424_2015699186_n.jpg?oh=4946661e6df69f7243a5bdb496dd4cf9&oe=5755E450  Picture from years ago. Barely anything has...|||You learn the polite smile you've been using all your life isn't really a smile. It's more of a... tight line, slightly curved upward.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcibSVfwsYM|||This song is a lullaby for me.|||Black metal tap dancing must be really intense.|||It's called a Wii-mote because it's like a remote.  The world is full of so much beauty.|||Also, some of these posts will become very unfitting if the user changes their avatar in the future.|||Asuka kind of represents my emotional problems. The tiny EVAs represent how I wish my mind would shut the fuck up. Also, they're cute.|||Lately, I've been terrified of sleep.|||What would it be and why? For example, perhaps you hate your inattentativeness to others' emotional needs. Or maybe you would like to be able to find the missing pen that just so happens to be right...|||Kid, you better hold the fuck on.|||Mother: Wraith, can you put some fries on? Me: Sure. [pauses. Pulls out a pot and starts filling it with water] You put the fries in the water and boil them, right? Mother: [complete look of...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAcwqrKNByI|||You offend someone when you're joking.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYV3d9fSW8  Album of the year.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psjWrGkAil4|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUTs7HUtFo8&list=PLrRlKTZLuBCcG89672tYkj3kvZDMy76wM&index=6|||Exam tomorrow? Eh, I'll gloss through my notes at midnight.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P3lhrwio-M|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ4Rj3bwx2Y|||Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then, I guess I'm YOUR MOM. Plato: *high fives Socrates*|||When you're walking with your mother and, in your desire to get home and relax, you walk ahead of her, effectively leaving her behind. It is not until you reach the front door that you realize she...|||Then the waiter comes and it's the most panicky situation of your life.|||^ You'll get there.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUxJblBA2M|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQIQxkW9r-0|||The reason Ash from Pokemon has been ten so long is because in the first episode he saw Ho-Oh. According to one Pokedex entry in one the games, Ho-Oh has the ability to grant wishes. On that day, Ash...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzp5ocWvzck|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLEfiSSR9u4|||Why can't we discuss porn in public? I would love to know what other people are into.|||Pantheist. I really like churches. Even if I'm not into the whole Christianity thing, I would still like to work at a church. I was raised Catholic--kind of.|||I'm not really into progressive rock/metal. Though I love complexity in music, those genres tend to bore me. I find them predictable, I guess. Now something like this:  ...|||Fire Emblem: Awakening, No More Heroes 2, and a case for my 3DS games.|||Getting in the car for a vacation is always hell for the first twenty minutes, which are spent thinking, I know I've forgotten something.  And then the irritating/gratifying moment when you're...|||^ The second gif in your signature keeps hypnotizing me.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTRnCP6Zxg|||99% of my clothing comes from other people. Works for me.|||You hate having your emotions manipulated, even if the result works in your favour e.g. your friends play matchmaker for you and another person, regardless of your awareness. When this happens, you...|||I can't believe how rude everyone is being to each other.  Don't we value calm, rational debate?  Lets all just chill.   As for myself, I started believing that the universe was God about two years...|||Become prime minister, issue mass, mandatory orgies every Friday.  Hmm... not sure if evil.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27oxG1g8-t0|||Essays are fun, exciting things... when they're on a topic that you like and you choose to write them.|||I know an INFP, and I consider her my closest friend in an emotional sense.  I feel like I can talk to her openly about how I feel, which is a blessing.|||I'm not good at faking smiles; pretty sure you'll know by my strained ones if I do dislike you.  Also, my voice tends to get more monotonous.|||Second this.|||I just don't get cats... what do you want from me?!  A dog treats you like a god, and my ego likes.    Plus  59650  Awwwwww!|||An idea from tumblr: keep a jar of all the good things that happen to you throughout the year.  At the end of the year, open it and remember all the happy moments of the year.  I think I'll do this.'