'I really don't care about my birthday or holidays in general.  I just want to drink my coffee & enjoy myself everyday.  Also throw in some cuddles please.|||chicory|||Cuddling, binge eating, beer, coffee, a nice candle!|||Yeah!!  I have a thing for accountants.|||I don't really understand your question?  As long as you drop any classes you don't want to be enrolled in the by the end of the drop period then you will be fine.  That's what I did this semester, I...|||I want to marry my boyfriend, it sounds just right :)|||1. What is your sexual orientation?:   Gay 2. Do you regularly do drugs? (For the purposes of this survey, I'll include alcohol.):   Drink Kahlua sometimes 3. How many relationships have you...|||When you would rather organize your house than go to a party :d|||So I've had a boyfriend for 4 months now and he's really lovely.  Kissing him is really nice :)|||So, Almost a year later, I like snogging!  yay|||I love you for posting this :d|||Do you work at Subway because every time I see you, you give me a footlong|||When you're working at Subway and you accidentally shout the word 'fuck' loudly because you drop something.  Oops. lol|||I like using the word scrumdiddlyumptious.  I think yummy can be a bit childish.|||Can you make a FORUM button next to the one that says HOME?|||I could use some cuddling :d|||Who am I??|||Oh lordy loo.|||Is this a common phrase in the UK?|||I can sing.|||Skycloud, do you have some sort of way to measure how funny the thread title is, such as a humormometer? lol|||I wouldn't want some stranger carving my corneas with a laser lol.|||That sounds really hot lol.|||I suck at giving directions?|||lmao @ thread title  http://thefastertimes.com/famehype/files/2011/02/Jake-Gyllenhaal.jpg|||ha ha, thanks for the laugh|||One way I maintain neutrality is to ignore a situation until later when I have time to think about it.|||I'm quite narcissistic.  In fact, that's why I'm always late for class because I look in a mirror and I just can't get away.  j/k  Though I have developed quite the ego lately.  But it's more...|||What the hell|||I really want to cuddle with someone :D|||I think it's hilarious when I do this:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3O1tcqVYuU|||I went on a date with some guy I like.  I did enjoy being with him.  Although I am not currently able to contact him for some reason.  He isn't answering his phone, nor IM, nor text, WTF.  I think he...|||Yes I do.  I also kill a lot of bacteria and viruses on a daily basis.  I don't really mind either, for all that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity.|||Going with your premise, I would assume everything is a waste of time.  We're all going to die eventually, everything we do is just a stall.  lol, it is sort of like saying, Pat yourself on the...|||Tell them that they don't deserve to be alive and that they are illogical.  Keep questioning why they are so illogical and berate them about how huge of a failure they are.  The fact that their idols...|||I'm not angry or resentful.|||Yes and when I do it during driving, it freaks me the hell out.|||That's good to hear 'cause I really dig him.  I've been trying to get him to go on another date, but he says, we'll see.  I'm like rawr.|||Yes exactly|||It depends.  Sometimes I look at my left leg while I jump up and down on the right.  lol|||When your friends have to break into your house because they haven't talked to you in weeks.  Also, you are okay with this LOL.|||In my experience, they ask you out and then stop talking to you lol.|||Sometimes I wish there was a what the hell button LOL.|||I agree, it's too white.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w27MSzPin3s&feature=related|||I agree with you on it being rather redundant.  Also I can't figure out how to see posts that people thanked me for now.  :(|||All the time.  I remember when I realized that the Earth isn't flat.  Oh dear lord, what a day.  ha ha|||Super duper horny ha ha|||I think I'd either OD on pills or shoot myself in the head.  Cheers|||I say the F word a lot.'