'I drink coffee when I need to wake up or focus on a task and I drink tea to chill out and relax. Although there are some tea's that work just as well as coffee.|||Different tools for different jobs.|||salt n pepa   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25BlzbPU0FQ|||I hate ______ I fit into ______ category of people Most people don't even hate ______ . They're just parrots.  Justin Beiber is a specific example that I hear mentioned often and people are...|||I go by Puppy, but my slave name is Daniel. My dad was a karate dork in the 80's and well, do the math.  Edit: Daniel means The chosen one to someone, somewhere or something.|||I really don't give a shit about what other people like or don't like. Everything is subjective at heart. It cracks me up when people piss and moan about things like Justin Beiber. Honestly, who...|||Duran Duran - Rio :)   The picture is actually by Patrick Nagel. He did a lot of these paintings in the 80's.|||I'd like to hear your theory.|||Good luck catching me.|||It was a joke (I hope you're not serious either)|||I'm toxic.  I shouldn't get so close, I shouldn't be so open.  People misconstrue this for intense feelings of interest, love or passion, but I'm just curious.  I destroy barriers immediately to...|||Rule #A Never settle  Rule #B Don't say I love you unless you mean it. Even if you think you mean it, you're probably desperate. Sleep on it.  Rule #C This too shall pass|||I really like drugs.  I respect drugs.  Drugs are my friend.|||It feels great to be intelligent and attractive, all though I'm by no means socially awkward. I wish that stereotype would die already. Not all of us are otaku man-children.  Edit: Proof that I go...|||http://i.imgur.com/3KxkY.jpg ~|||I voted for the 3rd option, but didn't do so as a troll. That's honestly how I feel. SORRY BRO!|||My girlfriend is an INTJ. I keep her thoughts and feelings logically sound and she keeps me from acting like a calculated, emotionless robot all the time. Everything stated in this thread is true...|||http://i.imgur.com/BmOxg.jpg  Recently I've been....|||There will always be one asshole thinking to himself, hey, I could totally take advantage of this ________ So he does.|||I was in the Army for 3 months and quit shortly after basic training. It was INTP hell. I will elaborate more some other time if enough people give a shit.|||Fear of girls.|||For the first time in a while I can't say that I have any real gripes. Life is pleasant :) Now I'm waiting for it all to gracefully come crashing down.|||Tell her to go pound sand in the politest manner possible. She is your daughter, not your Mother in law's, and it is not at her discretion to dictate your child's life and behavior. Input could be...|||I was unaware that this was some sort of special club.|||When people try to bullshit me. Please stop, I know you're doing it and I'm beginning to feel very embarrassed for you.|||Is he neurotically charming? He may be an INTP.|||28988 dawwww|||I don't know about intimidation, but I've been told that I have a bitch face and upon first glance looked like an asshole.|||I feel that I could have been any one of these subtypes at various points of my  life. This doesn't seem consistent enough, in fact I'm sensing a lot of  wishful thinking here. As with many a PerC...|||I like watching little numbers get bigger.|||I hate anime.|||http://www.livejournal.com|||Do everything.|||Not all INTPs are socially awkward shut-ins... I would like to think that people think of me as charming, but a little spacey. I understand that people will never fully grasp whats going on in my...|||It boils down to this.|||I love drugs, I think drug addiction is fascinating and I have romanticized the idea of drug usage for many years. With that said, I've proactively worked much of the hands on portion of these ideals...|||Parts of it. Data was gathered from various sources.|||The 48 laws of power.   This gave me a hearty erection.  The 48 Laws of Power|||Today needs to be over already|||Too much and they make me lazy, not enough and they make me crazy.|||People that act like not reading books makes you a philistine are completely obnoxious, I read my last book about 4 years ago and I'm no dummy. There is a thing... its call the internets, it is made...|||I'm extremely intelligent and I don't hide the fact. At the same time though, I am humble and accessible. When complimented in regards to my intelligence I gracefully accept platitudes and tell...|||I would kill and eat her, if I were you.|||So, the other day I was listening to Tears for Fears - Sowing the Seeds of Love and for the first time after hearing this song millions of times before, I picked up on the lyric Open minds think...|||I bought a shit load of asian spices/sauces/oils on a whim one night while out shopping and have been incorporating them into breakfast (which is every meal) ever since.The results have been...|||I don't know if I'm lonely or not... I'm not sure if I care either. I'm always too wrapped up in contemplating the two to even notice that I've spent another night alone, sipping on my jug of wine...|||I'm a sham.|||Dear every INTJ I know,   You're right. You're right about every single thing ever.    Happy Holidays, An INTP|||Lets all take a moment to appreciate shapes, and cardboard. Love it.|||I am the box and you are all inside me.'