'Isn't Si such a fun function?|||I always try to be polite and respectful with everyone I meet.  Likewise, I also reciprocate what I get.  If you give me shit, you're going to get shit.|||It's a little too late for that now...|||Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.  To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.  Hide in plain sight. Try it. It works.|||Where did he get that hat?|||Right now?   My roommate accidentally his car, and I am now his personal taxi.  This entails getting up at stupid-o'clock.  To surmount this, I am automating the coffee machine.   Best...|||swagg   With two 'g's, it's important.|||This thread feels kinda recursive.   Also I'm blunt, all the bitches love it.|||Personally, this type of paranoia isn't abnormal, at least for me.  It might just be stress induced crazies or she might want out....  Honestly, you could probably just ask if you're worried.|||I call it Super Crunchy after my slav friend butched the pronunciation of it...   I can only speak English and Spanish.   I only bother to speak Spanish because I work with legit Mexicans, who...|||My roommate always seems to test as an ENTP, he also constantly destroys electronics.   Luckily I'm his roommate, so I can unfuck most of the things that get borked.|||Yay, time for insomnia!|||I always enjoy checking out what people in third-world countries search for...  You know, for research purposes...  It's very interesting...|||Grab his crotch.  http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg172/Behemoth_album/manga%20macros/president_crotch_grab.jpg|||Master debaters.|||This is such a good thread we've got here.|||Have I been here before?|||There's a point where you need to acknowledge that you don't need their shit, and you have clearly passed it.|||I never thought this picture would ever be relevant.  84654|||I try not to be evil and take advantage of social engineering, but it's just so easy.|||I'm pretty sure that the government is responsible for the government shut down.|||I used to enjoy Post-Apocalyptic what-not, but I'm pretty burned out with it now, especially with the sheer ammount of mainstream garbage that's being produced en-masse.  I also like Urban Fantasy,...|||Travel the world as a vagabond.  Peddle electronics, guns and other things for massive piles of moni.  Write my name in shit on the Moon.  I think that about covers it.|||http://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs  Related|||Sometimes people make beautifully formatted and thought out posts and we ignore them.  Sometimes people twerk on their keyboard and post it and I try to be the first to reply.    I don't...|||Ads.....in 2013  TL:DR you cannot pleasurable computer experience.|||Yeah, sometimes I really want to be an asshole, douchebag, scammer.   It's really hard though, I don't want to get shanked by some dude who looks like Viggo Mortensen, but at the same time, lol get...|||ITT: We attempt to decipher the meaning behind the shitty conclusion to Dexter.|||As much as I hate the term....Imma need a TLDR for this, or maybe some formating.  Come one man.|||The serpent who encircles the Earth.  A Universe who keeps trying to teach me things...stop trying to teach me things, it's not going to work.|||I like all the bans.  Also, how about the notion that we all are smokers...I think it's an unsubtle troll, I've never met an INTP irl who smokes.|||If you want to get laid, go to college.  If you want an education, go to the library - Some guy.|||Go travel the world and fuck whores.  The answer will come to you in a dream.  Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory.|||I like driving quite a bit for a few reasons.  If you go far enough; it's a truly solitary activity, just you and the road.  I'm really good at it.  I've never lost control of a vehicle, wrecked...|||I'm pretty sure that their discussion ending in gunfire probably proves Kant right....I think.   What got me was this line:  The discussion deteriorated into a fistfight and one participant...|||A: 1. Were/are you in one?  Yep 2. Up to what grade does it go to? Up to like, 7th grade I think. 3. What were its prerequisites? Not that I can remember, but probably scoring well on bullshit...|||Graduate early, then take the year off and travel or something.|||I don't, it's just not my thing, plus cigarettes are nasty is hell with all the shit they put in them nowadays.  If hipsters weren't so fond of E-cigs I could go for that, but I'd prefer to avoid...|||DEMOND CONFIRMED FOR ILLUMINATI    Seriously though, what are we even discussing here?    This thread is a complete clusterfuck of conspiracy theory,bible study, and geopolitics.  Not to imply...|||People won't change mate.   Ever read the graffiti on the walls of Pompei?  All that changes is the technology that surrounds us; organic constructs change over incredible expanses of time.   If...|||I have a few, and own fewer now than I had previously.  My reasoning is as follows:  Guns are a pretty good investment, as the market is pretty much always active and the price for most quality...|||I don't think you escape the rat-race by delving head-first into its' core.|||The former are top-notch, but rarely recommended for some reason; the later are so terrible and abysmal in quality, and that is impressive in it's own right.|||What do you mean by interesting?  Like stuff you don't usually hear about, or like interesting.  If the former watch; Gankutsuou, Sora no Woto, or Legend of Galactic Heroes if you mean the...|||Pretty much this.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pJuedzzLXE|||Modern Solism is top shelf stuff for debating or trolling.  As usual, Carlin was right.|||The name anti-oxidant is misleading.  That's not to say they're good for you, or that excessive anti-oxidants are bad for you:  1. That doesn't make sense, and 2. Nothing is good in excess.  They...|||Shit's borked yo.|||If I wanted to overpay for mediocre hardware, a linux distro and a billet aluminium case I would consruct my own device, and use the money I saved on cocaine and sex lube.  Apple is overated and...|||Epileptic trees.'