'I hope interracial marriage isn't white genocide. LOL, because by that logic I've been committing a lot of genocidal-esque acts as of lately.   As much I heavily disagree with racial purists like...|||Taking care of emails. Sipping coffee. And listening to jazz.  Now this is how I'd like my office to be like.|||God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him... [there will never be enough water to wash away the blood]. - Friedrich Nietzche|||Sally, we've done it. We've finally achieved ever lasting peace!  Tommy I'm so excited! Imagine all the things we could accomplish now that there's no wars, no conflicts, no differences.  ...|||Took a lot of things on my plate, now it's all coming at once.   Now I have to hold my breath and power through it.|||Been sick and out of it all week... finally feeling better today but all my plans went down the drain after my date bailed on me last minute. (Our date was during the daytime) Whatever. I went to go...|||My voice is all hoarse, but I generally feel fine. I hope it's not the same cough that I had earlier this year where my voice sounded like Darth Vader for a whole good month.|||There's too many N types on this forum. I want to see more SJ and SP members be more active in the forums.|||If you want your crush to notice you, you need to leave subliminal romantic post-it notes on their desk like:  I'm watching you. Always.   This post-it note is to remind you that you're never...|||Girls: OMG, It's so big and so hard!  Me: Yeah, that's my ego.     lol... i guess it makes sense.|||Is this real life?  Or is this fantasy?    Caught in a landslide...|||Math? What is this heresy you speak of?!|||INTPs are all robots that masturbate to math equations.|||Canadian furniture is more valuable than gold... that's what our local drug dealer told me.|||I'm blind. I can't see anything.|||If a guy in a room is posting memes and no one around is laughing, does it make a sound?|||I don't know how I end up here. I'm usually lost.|||I'm become a jar of pickles.|||Ethical Vegetarians are a menace to society.|||One the great Disney mysteries of all time.   Pinocchio should call his doctor if he has a boner 24/7.|||https://media.giphy.com/media/jShr8wkP38XTO/giphy.gif|||I become smarter when I hangout here.  LIKE GENIUS SMARTER.|||Hottest vid on spankwire.   10/10 would fap again.|||I blame technology. Pretty soon PUA boot camps will be automated and it'll put PUAs out of work. PUAs need to eat too.|||There once was a man named Joke He like to go around and poke Whatever was near, There was nothing to fear, Until he was punched and choked!  :kitteh: so fun!|||Is pokemon too mainstream? Is Magic: The Gathering for posers? Is Yu-Gi-Oh for geeks?   Well I have news for you... YES THEY ARE! That's why here at Spam World Inc. we've invented, SEND NUDES,...|||All.one|||She's so curvy and juicy:  https://theconnorchronicles.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/spam2.jpg|||I can't read english.|||But you can't eat it! What's the point?!    except for the whip cream that comes out.|||This all the memes I have sir! Please I'm trying to feed my family, my boy he's quite hungry.  http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Beggar-in-streets.jpg|||Oh you think darkness is your ally?|||I take everything seriously on the internet, especially spam world.  The only things I don't take seriously are courtroom trials and crime scenes.|||I was hesitating to do this, but I do actually like karaoke especially when singing oldies, so here goes:  Till There Was You by the Beatles (short rendition) Vocaroo | Voice message  The Way...|||:shocked:  The legendary pokemon has appeared.|||https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder983/500x/54082983/swiper-the-fox-did-someone-say-panty-raid.jpg|||So... this is what the fabled white person does. I've only heard about them in tales lost in time. But too see it first hand is... amazing.|||Procrastinating is for the weak. I just don't do it!|||https://onebooktwobookredbookbluebook.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/kid-pickingnose.jpg  I'm actually 1 and 1/2 years old.|||Your soul is a purple seahorse that's walking on a beach next to some dirty green water?|||I was faking being an N type before it was cool|||Only if she's already going through riga mortis. Last dead chick I made out with still had a pulse, didn't feel right.|||https://previews.123rf.com/images/blamb/blamb1410/blamb141000002/32935869-A-group-of-cartoon-people-fight-with-cream-pies--Stock-Vector-fight-food-pie.jpg|||Was expecting this:  http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/fit600x600/cms/news/114931/centaur2.jpg  BUT SULLY WILL SUFFICE|||What if you have fun sending pictures of big toes to the moderators?|||$2,000... if there's stains.|||Spam makes me hungry.  World makes me thirsty.|||I wish I could dear atamy but I only like thirdhand used underwear. :crying: it's the only way I can feel normal again.|||Hey you. Yeah you.  If you sit on your phone.  You'll sit in silence and be alone.  And be thinking of all the pretty women you could bone.  Then you'll feel the vibration and be in the...|||LOL. What??'