'Well, how do you start and keep up a conversation? Tips and tricks? Adaptable formulas?  Particularly, how do you start one? I as dry as a dodecahedron. Despite all my genius, I flat-out have no...|||I'm also 5w4. I've noticed this as well, but I don't think we grow more distant, I just think we pay more attention to our distance. In a situation with a third party, I just don't have anything to...|||Counselor wanted me to fill out an personal get to know you sheet. I said, Nah, man. I jus' carry on wit my trubbled self.  I wish that's what I said. Frequently, I'm required to give out my...|||As was mentioned above, contingency plans and adaptations may as well be used... Those are smart.  Also, I would recommend not being so strict with your schedule. I understand the need for rigorous...|||I admire your ruthlessness.   My brother gave me a hawk feather he found on the ground. He thought it was cool until he realized I had dysentery.|||I feel similarly. I hate texting; I can only use the literal meanings of words with it. No tone, no sarcasm, and it is SIGNIFICANTLY more difficult to express ideas. It's not as bad through typing. I...|||But something was awry. It was shrinking, getting smaller. It seemed boring, one might go so far as to describe it as... arial! *unanimous gasp*|||I instantly became nothingness- oblivion. I was gone, darkness, black. Then, there was...|||The spiders were only there in the first place because they were evicted for not paying their mortgage!|||Technically, the glass is always full, just half water and half air. Edit: I just realised somebody already posted this. Damn.|||I'm having a hard time balancing the square-with-diagonals of: school, sleep, exercise, and friends.  Do you have a balanced schedule? Do you have a plan for what to do to maximize efficiency?...|||Are there any red flags that alert you to a certain type? Any obvious indications?  Sorry if this thread seems forced. I might just be too lazy to search harder. Edit: I forgot to apologize if...|||Each post in this thread will add a new sentence to the story. Also, no endings. I want this to go on for as long as possible. On a scale of inchworm to socktuppet, it should be 6π^lemniscate in...|||Myself.|||Time for you to go to the places you all write cryptic allegories which everyone assumes to be an allegory but really it's just your brain taking a shit.  I don't know how to make spoilers. If I...|||Let's imagine that I make a thread. This potential thread would be all about hypotheticals and radically strange ideas. I would ask people to post them here for the purpose of entertainment. For...|||It very much depends on how much you value the people this problem affects. Here are some scenarios.  Say you're selfish. People of all sorts disgust you. Choose option A. I'm NOT saying that if...|||I've never followed the movement very closely. What have they done to the benefit of the people? What have they done to the benefit of the county? Do they think those are the same things? Why are...|||. ^ I'll start my post by finishing a sentence  I've noticed that I reveal a lot of my inner workings and confide and vent in my INTP friend far more than anyone else, except possibly my mom.  ...|||I hear this all the time on PerC.  What's the actual science that supposedly makes who attracted to who?  If so, what qualities are expressed by either type that make each type attracted to each...|||I can't decide.  The internet: I'd know everything about everything.  A satellite: Space, supah-speed, lasers 'n high tech crap|||Hahahahaha. I find this thread hilarious as I can not empathize with it AT ALL.|||How would you describe the humour that you like? Name elements. Stuff like pain and misery.  I'm into dark, random/unexpected, and sometimes completely nonsensical jokes. I like the comedian...|||I'm very sorry. I personally find disappointment worse than sadness or anger. Anthony Jesselnik has much more sophisticated humour, and I like him as well.  I was not high, I was not drunk. This...|||I saw this while my brother was watching tv, and it has been the only thing to make me laugh out loud in I-can't-remember. How would you describe this humour? Also, sorry for the terrible video, its...|||What can be used to rile a majority (let's assume not as intelligent as us) of the population aside from controversial debates such as religion?  Injustice metaphorically stubs my toe and then...|||What does power originate from? Not physical power, but political or social power over people or a person.  This also goes along with Machiavelli's debate of fear and respect. Can power originate...|||I know, I'm glad somebody noticed. I couldn't think of anything too terrible that have happened to me, that's why I didn't write anything originally. Any of my worst moments (which aren't that bad)...|||Simple interest, what I should watch out for in myself, and what I can do to piss off my best friend, an INTP.|||What has been the single worst moment you've experienced while/because you were interacting with people?  Share your anecdotes.  Edit:  Mine would have to be when I had to server Saturday...|||So, what was your worst experience with an INTJ?  This is a filler sentence.  Edit: Not that these are bad responses, but I was looking for personal anecdotes. I should have specified.|||I've forgotten to bring my backpack to school at least three times.|||I'm not comfortable with you guys understanding me...|||How do you express anger?  I have an ENTJ friend and when you anger him, he expects you to know what you've done and exactly why this makes him mad. This is particularly troublesome when you did...|||We could assign one to each attendee as a personal servant. We'll use ISTJs for our henchmen|||INTPs. They make the best pets.|||.... it was second grade the class is given a coloring worksheet you solve the problems, you get the answer, you color the consequently labeled section it was school themed the word was 'class',...|||A good bout of size-related abuse or mental fuckery usually lets my victim- uh, I mean information source to reveal truthful information.|||Well, if google worked for you, I'll be right back...|||Let's say we all magically get along. What then?|||What could all the INTJs of this forum do if they collaborated?  After reading the thread on INTJs and crime, I thought, If one of us can possibly lead an organised crime syndicate, what could all...|||I know some of us feel no emotion, but to those who do...  What makes you feel? What emotions are triggered?   Logical fallacies and current politics make me chop off my own head using a carrot.|||I understand now. Definitely INTJ. My reassurance peaked when I realised that I bend given rules to my needs (one of my needs being leisure).  If something doesn't make sense or is pointless, I do...|||You guys are like english teachers. I laugh at your brains, trying so hard to understand.  You make me smile. You are my favorite type. You make good pets. It's not an allegory at all. It's a joke. A...|||Holes. Dig a hole.   Not something weak.  You dig a measly home for a puddle and they'll be like, What's your problem?! Are you the kind of person who just goes around digging potholes? You...|||Being born.|||1. Alvin and the Chipmunks 2. Hoommi-Mongolian Throat Singing 3. Start wearing purple|||well, I have no stance on harry potter, but my love language is Pig Latin.|||Cop. Most definitely cop. I deal with responsibility well. I sign up, pass the exams, I am issued my equipment, note the gun. I earn the respect of my superiors, gain trust, rise within the ranks of...|||Did you get the memo? World domination by poisoned donut is NEXT week.'