'Weren't bras invented to replace corsets?   Isn't that a maglev train?|||Oooh pretty colors!  https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20578437/pretty_colors.jpg  Little bit of oral surgery today.  Fortunately, I've got vicodin! :crazy:|||This link is broken, and for some reason my edit button is gone.  Here's the video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoT66v4EHg&feature=kp|||https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4794870002515|||I suddenly want to install Gentoo.|||I'm starting to run out of non-gender-specific names for the spiders in my basement.  I named the last one Stevie, and that was kind of a stretch.  But, I got to watch Stevie dangle from the...|||...into what?|||This Stick Of Butter Is Left Out At Room Temperature; You Wonâx80x99t Believe What Happens Next | ClickHole âx80x93 Because all content deserves to go viral|||Yes.  I actually have a fairly nice classical baritone.  I keep telling myself that I'm going to learn all of the words to u200bLa ci darem la manou200b so I can test it out, but I never seem to get around...|||I am told that when I was little, I used to take a percolator to bed with me.  I would take out all of the parts and lay them in a neat row, then put them back together one at a time... over and...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8b4xYbEugo  Also, this music video is goddamned hilarious.|||Someone who buys intelligent design is going to need to explain to me where the rotator cuff fits into the grand plan, because I strained my rotator cuff - strained it; it's barely even a real...|||I will forever think of thunderf00t as the guy who just really needs to cough up fifty bucks for a decent compression mic.|||http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/772/273/5aa.gif   Oooh, I know where this is from.  Possibly the most WTF thing you'll see today:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDr742MGZJ8|||I think I prefer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM|||Absolutely.  When I take MBTI and/or Cognitive Functions tests, the only constants are the IN.  (Well... I got S once.)  The last two letters are pretty up in the air.  I actually started out on...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X1XxGgEpls|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCWDLRx830s  The little leap at ~30s just kills me.  EDIT: Also, just type Oblivion Character Creation into google images.  A sampler: ...|||Yeah, I'm seeing that as I continue reading.  Poe's law and all that.|||Number 1 is the only one I've thought about.  My rapper name would be Pace-T.|||...do straight people not do this to each other all the time?|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYihXTm7zU|||Meh.  I've been in a handful of relationships, fallen in love a couple times, and it's nothing I can't live without.  And frankly, my life is a lot simpler and just as fulfilling without a romantic...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp6IgveE5o|||...surely you work hard in the gym so you can eat a lot of crap like that.|||Networking: for when you want to feel oilier than a frat boy playing naked crisco twister.|||1. Print out photo of INTP's face. 2. Affix photo to inflatable sex doll.|||The status of your machine is CRITICAL. One issue found: update flash player plugin.  Fuck you, Avast.|||When I have time, I work out six days a week.  I alternate lifting and swimming laps, and take the seventh day off.  I do it because it makes me feel good.  Please note the distinction: it makes...|||For the manual:  If you can't tell whether I want to be talking to you, then I want to be talking to you.  If I didn't, there would be no question.|||Warning: May burst bubbles.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQKWv772Hw|||I noticed this morning that the package of Kleenex I just opened had a Box Top for Education on it.  Now I'm imagining a nationwide campaign encouraging men to jack it for education.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJRjGIIkn8|||That can also depend largely on the job culture to which you belong.  For example, I'm working my way in with West Coast engineers, where to wear a suit and tie is to be incredibly overdressed.  In...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqdXeHN6cZA|||I got into trade school!!  ahahaha, kiss my ass, bioinformatics, I'm becoming a software developer.  My true career starts now.|||I keep telling myself that I need to go to bed before 4am, but it doesn't seem to be sticking.|||Just talking up Human Flag/Flag Walking, or whatever else people are calling it.  Then you can pole dance without ever having to call it pole dancing.|||Pair with Tchaikovsky for maximum enjoyment:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGwjHRfcsMQ|||Python.|||Come to think of it, I haven't been horny in months.  That's not normal for me.  I wonder if I'm depressed again.|||Avast just gave me a popup asking who I think is going to win the super bowl this weekend.  My fucking antivirus won't even shut up about football.|||Alright, INTPs.  I've been spending the last week blitzing through the application process to a local trade school for a Python coding program.  The first part was a few questions, the second part...|||The Hitchhiker's Guide series and any number of novels by Terry Pratchett - if I have to name one, I think it's Going Postal.  I consume a crapton of books and end up enjoying most of them, even when...|||Bandwidth capping should be a capital offense.|||I've only had one real, magnetic, sparks-flying sort of romance.  She was someone I'd been pseudo-stalking for almost a full year (I first noticed her in the summer, but didn't ask her out until the...|||...and then John was a solipsist.|||Biogas technology, because it's at least a win-win-win-win-win-win-win solution to at least three problems at once.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0exXGfzivJ8  Fe TO THE MAAAAAAAX'