'I get more sarcastic (apparently I don't notice) the more irritated I am. I can't tell, because it just sounds like me not censoring my thoughts before they get verbalised. I do tend to agree with...|||Winter. It snows, and I'm not allergic to snow. And the probability of getting wicked bad sunburn is low.|||I have 2 cats.  I would like to have more than 2 cats.|||I got a 36. That seems about right, I guess. I have a wickedly strict morning routine that involves waking up at exactly 5:37. And coffee by 5:43. Once I woke up 20 minutes late due to an alarm...|||Green. INTJ. Surprise, surprise.|||How much do you read? Not much currently, but I become a voracious reader during the summer. How fast can you read? I read Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire in 3.5 hours once...if that helps....|||I like LAN-Parties. Or birthday parties that involve silly string and the apples to apples game. That said, I haven't had a birthday party in years.  Other than that...I don't really party. The...|||I tell my brother when he is an idiot. It comes off as an insult. I tell him when he's being irritating, I get yelled at for being a control freak. He asks my opinion, I answer honestly, and I get...|||The streets would always be empty, Everyone would have awesome high tech gaming rigs, and we would be ruthlessly efficient...at something. It would be nice. And quiet. And probably gramatically...|||I experience happiness when I play Katamari Damacy. However, everyone seems to always look at me and think I am unhappy since I always have an angry or neutural face. I also, apparently don't act...|||Ferrets...CLEARLY.  I have never been formally introduced to Myself...But if I had been then that would mean that I talked to Myself, which would classify me as crazy. So...me and Myself watch...|||The more I don't hate you, the more wickedly blunt I am. Or if I just REALLY dislike you, and happen to be in the mood to rip someone to pieces mentally, I get hideously blunt. And put on this awful...|||I can remember irrelevant things. But put one iota of significance on the thing....gone. Out the window. It's funny because then I reach into the useless memory banks when it suddenly becomes...|||1.Do you sometimes(even if rarely)make jokes and hate the fact that you weren't serious? No. If I am being funny-I am serious about being funny.  2.Do you get annoyed when people laugh a lot or...|||Friend of mine was walking down the hallway one day with a grabage bag and latex gloves. I asked if she was cleaning up bodies again. She said Nope...And anyway- I would need bleach and a meat...|||Animals and plants tend to take precedence over humans. They don't ask for much. Just a spot on your couch and food, and a twirly feathery stick to play with. (I love my cats.) Plants just ask for a...|||I normally hide from said person. If that fails, I am condescending until they feel so awkward that they have to leave. If that doesn't work...I leave. When it's something enforced...like relatives,...|||1. I actually manage to get away with more with respect to schooling. I can turn in really off-the-wall sorts of things and still get good grades. My friend tells me that this is because I am 'just...|||I blame the rock...for actually being the one to lethally strike someone.  Unless of course Chuck was throwing at point blank range and totally aware that he was going to knock someone upside the...|||If I intentionally try to manipulate it comes off as really clunky. However, I can unintentionally manipulate, and then look back at that later and say: Well, that was advantageous.|||1. Pay for the most crazy expensive school I can get myself into. In small bills. Just to annoy them. 2. Buy a VW Bus. Paint it black and put green flames on the side. Refurnish interior with...|||Last time I cleaned my room (About a year ago) I listened to Panic! At The Disco nonstop until it was clean. Sort of clean. Until you could see the floor...I normally find a musical theme that...|||I have difficulty putting thoughts into words when my vocabulary is exponentially larger than the person I'm talking to. It's really aggravating- having to mentally sort through to find equally...|||I have a grand fridge calendar which has everything I will be doing for the next 3 months on it- I treat the calendar as law- if your important event isn't on there in a timely manner with at least 2...|||In my experience, people do not change and it is futile to attempt to force change upon them.|||By 7th grade I had detailed plans to overhaul the educational system to hack everyone's minds to genius by whatever means necessary, and a plot to make drivers better at driving. The capital...|||I said no to both...He wanted the drink, then he got the drink. The rest is inconsequential.|||Comandante- You actually make a lot of sense. People tend to be off put when they tell me all their relationship issuses and I tell them seriously to just end the bloody thing if it's so upsetting....|||A friend of mine was remarking on how she couldn't believe she had passed a chemistry test. I was paying no attention, since I was watching a computer screen and simply replied I can't believe it...|||Also the grocery store...Once every two weeks, but never on a weekend- because that's when all the crazies are out...and never in the middle of the day because that's when the old people are...|||I have only ever initiated two hugs, and that was as a result of someone dying. I think that is the only circumstance where such actions are warranted. If nobody has died, and you hug me- you are...|||Not in the conventional sense of the word. When trapped in a house for days on end due to snow in close quarters with my E-flavored family, I tend to hide in my Ipod and knit... I never feel like it...|||Yes. I read about the internet. I find it fascinating. The way memes are created, the idiomatic turns of phrase that people use on the internet...the whole thing. I love hearing about random acts of...|||When I am deliberately murdering minutes, putting something off, or just lack something better to do...I am on the internet. Normally reading about the internet. Or I'm playing videogames. Or...|||Synesthete friennd told me my voice was reddish-purple. We were in the school musical together, and when this one girl hit a certain note she would always flip, because it looked like golden bubbles...|||If I don't verbally assault you when you make even the slightest physical contact. If I return your call. If I actually write an event concerning you on my great big calendar of everything. If I...|||Steps to making a friend:  1. Watch. Observe in class, how they act, how they answer questions- consider Does this person demonstrate the ability to form a coherent sentence and think...|||Guys are able to get into college with a generally lower GPA than girls, because it's assumed that they will spend more time doing athletics than academics in highschool, and otherwise the male to...|||I buy guys cargo pants so I don't have to deal with a stupid, useless, handbag. Why have a bag for a wallet and housekeys?  My hair is short, so I don't have to waste my time on it.  I can't...|||I criticise you for not looking at the page that the picture was on. That's an album cover for a band called Enigma, For a song called Beyond the Invisible, In their album Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le...|||I just got on  the A-B honour roll at my school for 3rd quarter. This was achieved through procrastination and videogames...If I were motivated to actually care about something in class I could have...|||My brother constantly accuses me of not having any capacity for happiness because I am constantly telling him to stop his singing/ tapping/ insert other irritating thing here. And then the whole...|||Piano.  I would like to learn theremin eventually.|||I criticise you for criticising my lack of an avatar. It is quite hard to find an avatar that is relevant to the-|||I criticise you for having an avatar that has nothing to do with pencils.|||Do you wear a lot of make up? Only when I do special effects- if artificial gore counts, then yes. Otherwise- god no.  Do you spend a lot of time on your hair in the morning? I chopped it all...|||I like my job...I get to organise, and get much needed time outdoors, and eat lunch from my favourite coffee-shop. I feel so efficient. Get a job you actually enjoy.|||Your Aspie score: 123 of 200 Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 69 of 200 You are very likely an Aspie ...|||I plan to have 1 adopted 7 year old. From another country, so that when I teach it the 2 languages I know- English and Spanish- it will be trilingual. Age 7 because then I don't have to deal with the...|||Yes- I get the you scare me comment kind of often. Especially during winter when I wear my grey coat...I call it the coat to invade Poland with. That paired with my torn up combat boots and...'