'He's actually way too cute. And rich, which makes me slightly uncomfortable...|||Things like these: https://www.zalando.de/nike-sportswear-air-huarache-sneaker-low-ni112b0en-q11.html  or https://www.zalando.de/diesel-s-kby-sneaker-low-di112b064-b11.html As a girl, you can...|||Online shops should add the category ´ugly´. It's annoying af to sort through all that trash they try to sell you. I want shoes, not the f*cking lovechild of a potato and a spaceship.|||You've got two options: Tell people what you want them to do, or do your shit yourself.|||As I am slightly near-sighted, I recently got myself corrective sunglasses, which I really enjoy wearing, and it's also probably more healthy this way. Oh, and they were a great deal anyway, for just...|||Keys, wallet, phone. A textile shopping bag if I think I might end up buying something, somewhere.  I generally dislike carrying stuff that doesn't fit into my pockets.|||´You don't look like it at all´ to a girl who told me that she had once been anorectic...|||I'm not directly afraid of death, I just don't want to die in the next 60-70 years.|||Does attracting men count as something practical, that I struggle with? ;)  I'm not too sure about the tool thing, but keeping it maintained is definitely important(One tends to hear my body is...|||I should work out more. But hey, maybe there are people who like scrawny arms...|||Other people get a sun tan, I get a darker shade of white with freckles.|||Can I have some of the stuff you're smoking?|||While I feel slightly slutty for using my shirtless, headless torso as a profile picture, I genuinely enjoy the attention I get from guys... Not that I'd want to meet one of them right now, but it's...|||Oh the joys of german bureaucracy. Applying for a student grant equals the killing of a midsized rainforest. And you have to reapply every single year...|||Your boss is never your friend. And quite honestly, he shouldn't.|||Telling me you're too tired to meet and then sitting in the same pub just seems like bad karma, doesn't it? Why not just tell the truth, for once...|||I need a social life. Now if only humans were as easily understood as machines...|||I was excellent from elementary school up to year ten. The last two years of secondary I got mostly B+s and some As and finished the whole thing with a solid A- (roughly translated, it was actually...|||dress well don't be annoying  don't play games be nice be intelligent don't be an arrogant prick don't think I'm stupid just because I don't talk too much  have interests outside of uni/your...|||I'm already angry because I'm sick and now certain family members are being annoying on top of that. I'd punch a hole in the wall if I had the energy.|||People who use the initial of their middle name on facebook. Honestly, why do you think you'd seem more refined with John F. Doe instead of just John Doe?|||Amusing how one cm of ice can break down everything. No busses, no lectures, no nothing. I'll go for a walk then...|||So they imprisoned the mayor. Corruption doesn't pay off much, apparently.|||I really like the finnish language. Sure, it has 15 grammatical cases but not a single word for to have, but it's a lot like lego.|||Apparently, that person is not able to express himself in a normal manner, so I'd say, just ignore him.|||As much as I didn't want to go to the gymn in summer, I'm really glad that I started again now. That post-workout-feeling is just great. Too bad I only have time on fridays.|||I allow myself to disagree with you.  1. Plastic bags are reduced/outlawed/whateve not to save money, but to keep them out of the environment 2. Over here, plastic bags aren't outlawed, but cost...|||You can, but eating is much more enjoyable if you reserve some time for it. Oh, and if you eat consciously, you won't eat too much.|||Which is why I avoid combining work and eating. Or eating while being at a computer.|||As long as you don't run for president...|||Not sure about the small union. It might start striking halfway through the cooking process...|||detto!  Plus, one shouldn't take such tests at night...|||I got 67%. Which is lower than I tend to score in IQ tests...|||Heard that one recently. Made me smile a bit. The american election is a lot like sex. Though with sex, it's fun to choose between the cunt and the asshole.|||Alcohol makes you feely.|||I'm usually happy. Not high-as-a-kite-happy, but happy. Sure, I can get angry, annoyed, whatever, but I'm not constantly sad or sth. I might look as if I were pissed off, but I'm usually just resting...|||As long as you pay alimony, adultery is a problem between you and those women and not anybody elses business.  What exactly does abiding by the law (that was created by humans for humans)  have to...|||Please tell me where exactly I stated that non-religious people never make mistakes.   Oh, and to be blunt: Religion is nothing but organised obtuseness.|||Should have asked him out way earlier. Now he tells me he'll move to Berlin in the not-so-remote future...|||Without religion, good people would do good  things and bad people would do bad things. But it takes religion for good people to do bad things.|||DemonAbyss10: I was more talking about the speed. Thought that 80mph was the speed limit...|||Doesn't that land you in prison on your side of the pond? ;)|||What car do you drive?  Not even my dad's VW bus from 1990 uses 21l per 100km (more like 9[31MPG])...|||So you like the 'aesthetics' of pickup trucks? I agree with you on how ugly most cars are nowadays. And don't get me started on electric vehicles. Somehow the car companies seem to make them ugly on...|||Being around sick people clearly leaves its marks on you. I don't know if I got my cold in the bus or at the hospital(more probable), but I hate it. I really, really hate it. Oh and I'm too weak to...|||Same here, but I've come to understand the term 'mechanic' in a more metaphorical way.|||Personality tests usually don't work for nonhuman species...|||Honestly, all doctors should know that the bmi only works for average people and not for very muscular ones. What I see as a problem is that some really fat people have heard about this and now claim...|||Maybe it wasn't the best idea to take a night train. I barely slept because the beds in there are slightly shorter than I am and of course, there were way too many stimuli for me to fall asleep. I...|||Of course it needs policing, but one could easily deregulate in other areas. After all it's not as if we had a totally free market right now. My biggest problem with the FDP is actually that they...'