'So normally im a pretty confident guy.  I am not afraid to speak before a group, I can express myself well and I know that in most cases i can handle whatever comes up, whether good,  bad or...|||I like the friend zone much more than the hobby lobby.|||Its not the ENTP's hard candy shell, its the soft gooey inside that I like best.|||I dont think so.|||olonny You go girl!   Wanna play horsie?|||Oh Glorious, wonderful and wise @Haldir, it is truly a blessing to bask in the aura of your divinely inspired munificence.  Your many gifts of wisdom, perception and insight, as if they are the...|||Haldir all forms of applause and adoration are gratefully accepted.  I accept tips too.  Thank you.|||floatingpoint   Black jeans and boots, huh? You are quite the cowboy!   Wanna play horsey?  YeeeeHawwww!|||Actually, quite a bit of research has done  on this subject.   It shows that  sitting next to a new acquaintance when eating or just having a conversation significantly increases the rate of...|||Well put indeed!|||I was God's gift to mankind.  I still am.|||Okay.  Step by step...     @olonny is right. Be subtle. Be a gentleman.  @Haldir is right. Everyone's favorite topic is themselves.  Take it further.  Get a copy  of How to Win Friends and...|||You are correct. None of us want to criticise INFJs.  I think our interests are more in line with researching remote orgasm triggers in INFJs.|||Would you like one of us ENTPs to post it in the INFJ forums for  you?    And  what exactly are they sensitive to? Orgasms?|||[shuffling my feet :] Aw shucks [blush]|||I really like Personality Cafe.  Its the only place I can tell other people how to fix their lives despite the trainwreck that is my own.|||@BlueDahlia - - It's a shame about the stuff that happened at the University.  Intellectual jealousy is a real thing, as is intellectual theft.  My beloved, who works at a large Eastern university...|||We can clearly see where this whole Thread is headed...    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzoldDKdNj4|||From what you've written, i can't see anything that indicates that your life has taken a dark turn. But on the other hand, you're rather vague about a few things like age and your career field that...|||You're right about not fitting in to the school system, but there's more to it than that.    During our school years ENTPs more closely resemble INTPs and INTJs, so its not unusual that you tested...|||If you look closely, you will never find us.|||[  The problem is easy if you take it logically/ there must be fifty ways to leave your lover.   No.  Wait, that's another thread.   OK Lady, here's the deal.  You run into trouble because...|||LadyLeo  Returning to your original issue...   There is one way and only one way to handle this situation:  Run!  Run like the wind!  Whatever his motives or psychological makeup is, this guy is...|||You never fail to amaze me, friend.  ;-)|||gettingbackontrack  So let me take a crack at the 10,000 pound elephant in the room.  If I understand correctly, you've been having this on-again-off-again sort of relationship with this woman for...|||In the early episodes of Roseanne, she worked in a plastics factory.  Her job was to break spoons off the spines they were molded onto and put them in boxes.  She had to meet a quota too.  Positively...|||I think that  Oh screw it|||Aeon Hahaha.  Don't worry your little heart.   What's really important is I'm adding a new wing to the mcmansion.|||@desire machine   Not quite, mostly he's doing the opposite of what he campaigned on.       Cleptocracy is the opposite of 'Draining the Swamp.   Destroying the middle class:  He claimed he was...|||I thought I could break the addiction.  Apparently I was wrong.|||Now there's a turn of phrase.  LOL.|||Hmmm.. Looks like things have changed quite a bit since I started this thread.  .A cleptocratic domestic policy aimed at destroying the middle class, the environment, and anything else that's good...|||I don't often have bad dreams, but for the past week or so I've had them nearly every night.  Disturbing ones, as though Armageddon was at hand.  Sometimes more than one of these dreams in the same...|||the.soph.ia is welcome to discuss anything she likes this forum.  As are you, regardless of how annoying you may be.   Please ask yourself, who appointed me the arbiter of what may or may not be...|||Do beware, however.  Drunk Parrot really likes furry black pussies.|||Oh what the hell...   With rape so predominant in the news lately, it is well to remember the words of Confucius: 'If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it'.        -- New York TV...|||Oh yes, this describes me to a tee.  I love being around people and enjoy being part of a crowd, say at a sporting event or at a concert.  I'm also quite bold about approaching people i don't know...|||the.soph.ia Aint nothin wrong with necro posting, regardless of @DrunkParrot 's shame list.  Nyahh!!!  Like you, I'm hardly a  mathematician.  Where i stumble is in the explanation of how i arrive...|||Coming down on the side of subjectivity in all things, i should like to point out that there is a subset of the gay B&D/S&M community that does desire and engage in rape activity.  The individual...|||Yes indeed, happy new year!!  How do you like it so far?|||Its not CheezWiz.  ;)|||LadyLeo A jerk-free January, or any month, has to be a good thing.  What's on tap for March?  Thanks for sharing n venting.  See you around campus.|||I found it very thoughtful when my lover gave me a box of 500 condoms with no strings attached.  😇|||Music, musicians, arft, string theory, the physiology of the inferior vena cava, cheesecake recipes, curing fish, country music, whatever is wrong with my car, mbti, psychoses, the grand canyon, the...|||You shouldn't let that stop you.|||Call a doctor if you experience feelings of sadness, depression, anxiety or fear.|||I can predict the future, what people will say or do, and i know how any TV show will play our after only a few minutes.  Unfortunately, i have no idea how to put this ability to practical use. ...|||Hi LadyLeo,  First thing i want you to do is touch something.  Feel it. Really feel it.  Notice whether it's soft or hard, smooth or rough, flat, curvy, or both.  This is a trick my therapist...|||FueledByEvil I suspect you were spreading love and holiday cheer throughout the universe.  No need to worry.  Horda oot ar roof! :perc3: :winetime:|||Attaboy!  We lorghf oo toot!'