'I didn't mean me (first person) as Leslie. I in no way take anything here on perC any more serious than I would Wikipedia.|||Ha, I got it. Good one.|||Yes.    Slippery slope. No.  I was making what's called,  a 'joke'.  Play on the term 'dim sum' (dem some, them some).|||Because dim sum uncultured fucktards working the cash register.|||Tired of users coming into the ENTJ sub shop trying to get us to be anything other than ENTJs.  I don't go to McDonalds and say 'bitch, make me some dim sum'.|||Dear ENFJ,  Your feelings, are not facts.  Your assertions need no place on my agenda. There is nothing 'wrong' with me, with what or how I feel, or with the way I do things.  It's not your...|||Landed the Histology Lab Assistant position with the local hospital network.  Cigar free now over a month.  Let's celebrate. Drinks on me--- and brief me on the deliciousness of every...|||Saw a mosquito in our kitchen window.  Me to INTP Flatmate-turned-minion: 'be careful... It's warm. The zika's are starting to hatch'  INTP: 'and by that you mean, 'mosquitos?'  'Shit... That's...|||You want to punch your colleagues/ supervisor if they tell you ONE MORE TIME 'hey Leslie....pay more attention to detail'  Does it really matter if I use the ball point or the gel? The ink isn't...|||With sticks, third world flog---  Oh. Ohh. Right.  *lowers club*  Right this way...|||I think @drunk_parrot had one too many *laughing*|||Don't mind me. I'm only doing your job FOR you -ENTJ  *annoyed*|||http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160409/7630fba66200606722b0dfc4722437df.jpg|||Hmm.  1. Talk to myself. Thinking Out loud. A lot.  2. Intimately, I'm a Submissive.  3. When it comes to validation of intellectual competence in workplace environments--- I really do care...|||Fuck an ESTP.  Excuse me.  Dear ESTP,  The ENTJ is taller, more ambitious, and less obnoxious.  Therefore I cancelled my date with you and went to his place for the night.   Sorry for your...|||You're used goods; a free- milked cow. A contingency when he wants more than his hand.  Move on|||Got caught doing unmentionable things only Jesus will ever know with only Mary Magdalene would know who with.  Got sent to the principal's.  Kindly reminded him my mom's on the board that...|||'Least common' stereotype?  But if it's a stereotype isn't it a common assumption?  Where are you getting the list? Just ones you've heard or was one posted in the sub?  Pls elaborate.|||Ha.  Wild & conniving, but with great grades & president of every club I was in (except Academic Competition team-- conflicted with my job as Hospital Lab Assistant at the time).|||You are so into this chick, kid. Smitten's written all over your face. [emoji41]|||Fe. Two things here- 1.) Your first sentence is a lie, because your second sentence told on you. 2.) why is it your place to control how she 'ought' to be? Based on who's standards?   Ew. More Fe....|||Directed at the situation; to no one in particular. My brief commentary on it before moving on with my day/ night.  Welcome, re: Mallorca.|||Oops!   Didn't mean to click 'report'. I meant to click 'quote'.  X- axis= time,  Y- axis= qualitative condition of the relationship.|||Interesting.  I recently started dating men; was discussing the 'crossover' with a fellow ENTJ. My experience, in sum: (see...|||1. Say 'wow' in a sarcastic undertone.  2. Palma de Mallorca, en Islas de Bal. Move into a spare room in the villa where my sister lived.  I loved the small- town atmosphere, and on Mallorca you're...|||3.|||Dear ESTP Guy Who Randomly Met Me Through A Comment On A Friends Status and Asked Me Out,   Yes. I'll go play Cards Against Humanity with you at the pub next weekend. Get a group together. Make it...|||Or responding to things in lists/ outline in general.  Why didn't you come over last night?  First of all, I didn't want to. Second, I was stuck at work late... Etc.|||Indicative of insecurity and low self worth; therefore unattractive.|||So many positive residual benefits come out of the celebration of a life well lived. Or, on the flip- a death out of circumstances more tragic.  When my uncle passed of cancer when I was 6 I didn't...|||You ask 'wtf' in a 'Random Thoughts, Tangents' thread.  So-- right back at you.|||My idea of an egg hunt:  Distribution of my ova to fertility clinics nationwide.  Wait 9 months.  Visit the nursery wards within close proximity to each clinic, compare the phenotypic...|||Mom= INFJ. Remind me of Cats. -sometimes appears to be an extrovert. -very iNtuitive when it comes to 'hunches'- especially about her kids. -values above all else (her moral code/ religious...|||...you say/ do  what most won't, therefore you achieve what most can't.|||Getting great news from you guys = torture.  Well as you know, we've been trying for a while now, and I'm finally pleased to announce that---  You're pregnant! Congrats! Due date?' ...|||Everything else, yes.  Roaches the size of a small bird, with two people with compromised respiratory function living in the unit, no.|||Da bitch was the size of a small bird. I'm not getting roach viscera on my footwear and/ or person. Chemically burning was the next best option.  Evidently I left my trifecta of pentobarbital,...|||INTP: Aah! Palmetto bug! ENTJ: Kill it! INTP: But if I kill it, it will die. Then my little friend will be dead.  *INTP Steps over bug, walks in room, closes door*  Ten min later...  ENTJ:...|||Dear enfj-  Why's it take you 10 words to say what I can in 3? Can we hurry this up please. Thanks!   -ENTJ|||This.  It's why I'm selling my business and going back to school for Clinical Laboratory Scientist. Was going to do nursing because of the BLS projected salary difference of $15,000 annually-- but...|||None, when they're not stoned.|||My last dating experiences, from most recent to oldest: ENTJ- present ENTP INFP- second longest  INTJ ENTJ-longest ESTJ INTP INFJ ENTJ|||Why use dating sites for finding the 'right one', when  serology & hematology are much more accurate.  Let me draw a vial first.  If I haven't called back for a second date in 5-7 days--- call...|||-Smithsonians -Run stairs at the Jefferson -Jog at the mall by the Washington Mon -The Spy Museum is rediculous   If you (or anyone) do/es come to DC and you need itinerary suggestions,...|||I'm not rich by most standards.  However, when financially necessary I made shit happen. In college? Rent was due? I'd... - throw a keg party and charge cover.   -find discarded IKEA stuff on the...|||All the best, Sigmund.  *raises glass*|||You're an ENFJ.  Okay, so you primarily operate with Fe.  So I think what might be going on is you're looking to create harmony and cohesion.  Just remember not everyone operates like that--...|||If you enjoy challenges, but 'understanding your feelings' isn't one of them.|||Bullshit. You just spent two thread pages seeking help because your friends aren't supportive.  You can't even be honest with yourself about what you want and need from your friendships, which...|||When you start walking on eggshells around someone, it's time to move on.'