'6w5 1w2 2w1|||In truth, it's because I'm a coward with commitment issues. :/  And I like to have a certain degree of control...but mostly I'm a coward.|||Syphilis.|||Because secretly, chicken soup is so zen that it's the key to achieving nirvana...|||Hello.  Here is a picture of Giovanni boxing a giant cat. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQg07eTZjeUy0UsLRQvQG8gspgngkIzhj_SvVFw8Mt-dF4xyzo_mxHqIM_3|||I like Facebook, and it's not for the socialization (...I consider it socialization) that it offers...  I just have fun with those posts you're supposed to share...are those considered chain mail...|||Unless it's a one-time thing, then it goes the same way whether it's with someone I might consider a friend or someone I'm considering pursuing...  Wandering. Conversation.  The content of both...|||I may have responded to this thread before with a brief outline of my morbid, often dry and unusual sense of humor...whether that's the case or not, I also feel like I need to say that burritos have...|||It doesn't happen on a completely voluntary basis for me, but I do consciously keep less-trusted acquaintances away from my family (it's in my best interest because there are things that my family...|||I've never met an ESFJ that I didn't like (actually, possibly one, but there's some other contributing factors in that case--so I'm referring to fully functioning individuals)...other ExFx, sure, but...|||My father inspired me to write a poem about him...I haven't really figured out exactly how it's going to go, but I'm thinking that between each stanza, there's going to be a line that reads,...|||Pedro looks sort of Filipino...not really, but...sort of. Well...maybe.  I like the centipede better. It reeks of Chernobyl-Freak-Vibe.|||Hey!  ...I always liked the chocolate chip teddy grahams better than any other kind. Even normal chocolate.|||I used to be, but I was the only one who could ever tell...so I started being openly aggressive...  It's not that bad--much of the time, I'll hold my tongue and just compress the feelings until...|||I've been known to make curried fish...I think that's about as bad as it gets.  It's not really an issue what's in it too much...lately I've just been eating because I have to--just enough that I...|||For years I was convinced I was dead inside. Then I thought it was alienation. Then mental illness. Then I thought I was a sociopath--scratched that real quick-like, of course... Then I had some...|||INTP  Scares the living hell out of me. The road out would be difficult, if not impossible to navigate. I'd feel like an asshole for leaving, even though...that's what I do, eventually...even if...|||I don't care for random friend requests, but I've got no reason not to accept the request that really makes sense (considering I'll hold a conversation with anyone IRL so long as they can keep my...|||Unabomber...how...fitting.  XD|||I don't really do anything.  I literally just fade out of the person's life and they don't know what's going on and just move on. It's not the best method, but it's the most comfortable.|||...Do you and I share a common acquaintance? (I am the drug-dealing, crack-addicted, college-dropout prostitute in our family, apparently...*eyeroll*)  I'd recommend saving the results in a...|||XD It's not my house, but my grandma has a very classy sense of decoration.|||I don't know what compelled me to click on this in my suggestions...but I'm glad I did because it's crunchy as hell.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM&feature=related|||This is how I look some 94% of the time: 43090  And this is how I accidentally went to Wal-Mart tonight in my quest for hair dye (which I haven't used yet): 43091  The headscarf is atrocious...|||Rent (the musical...) was apparently looping on my television last night...I turned it on because I thought the issue was that I was trying to watch it in the wrong state of mind...it still sucked,...|||I hate being wrong, but I'm learning to open up and ask where the other party got their information from and present figures or other evidence to help open me up for learning (alternately read:...|||I recently befriended an INTJ...we're going to feed our heads at the flea market and the nature preserve. We seem to get along well, though it's hard to tell which of us is more eccentric...even if I...|||I hate hugs...really, the only person who gets hugs from me on an irregular basis is my dad. I've been in relationships in the past and it's hard hugging those people.  I have a lot of trouble with...|||I can handle alcohol pretty well...unless I get trapped, and then I fly into a panic (though that's not too different from my sober reaction--it's just a more overt panic).   At about twice the...|||I would answer a 7. It's honest enough to be appealing, but low enough that it's not an obvious lie.  Imagine how I must be IRL... *headdesk*|||*creepy grin*  It's Free Internet Cookie Day.  *slowly extends arm with a lovely Internet Cookie balanced on the palm of the hand*  ...Please. Take this cookie. Let the flavors dance on your...|||Excellent point... ...well...do I get along with any of you? I'd like to think so.  At the same time, chronological age is usually not an issue on here. You could chronologically be 12 but...|||In addition, joining a forum is a decent place to start...|||Honestly? Sometimes it's awesome...  But then it sucks, because the only people I can relate to and get along with are people in their seventies, it seems.|||I know I'd make a terrible sock puppet if I had to offer opinion. If it's just utility-type stuff, sure, but if I have to actively communicate and don't have time to finely-tailor a cordial...|||I feel much, much older...this might be influenced in part by a certain testing procedure I underwent (they told me at 13 I was mentally equivalent to someone in their mid-30's...), but I often feel...|||That's kind of an interesting little story at the bottom of that article...we were hoping a little black hole would open up and we'd be able to rapidly shove Nicolas Cage into it before it...|||It's a bit of a stretch, I suppose, but 3/4 of the time I eat, if not more, I picture the molecules in the food breaking down and connecting to other molecules inside of my body--like the DNA in...|||Like a guinea pig.  EDIT: Throw them into the Hadron Collider. I'll email you the day before I infiltrate CERN...|||What do I think?  I like your signature a lot.u200b|||Would you like Option A or Option B? ...is it possible I could have Option C, sub-option 4?  I've been accused of arguing in many of the above situations, as well as during simple...|||A great man once said to me: There's a difference between shaking a baby...and shaking a baby.  1.) Incessant telephone-ringing. 2.) Stupidity (especially of the variety that results from a...|||I don't care for romantic love. I think this is both because I've had a less-than-favorable experience with someone who apparently felt it towards me and because I don't know that I've ever felt love...|||This wouldn't end well. My stats would be equivalent to those of a moss-covered stump in the forest.|||I've done some thinking and I've come to the decision that I will give up everything--I mean EVERYTHING--if it means I can become...well, this in general:...|||1.) Nirvana 2.) The Doors 3.) Mindless Self Indulgence 4.) Pink Floyd 5.) Trans-Siberian Orchestra 6.) Rammstein 7.) Blues Traveler 8.) Miyavi 9.) Jimi Hendrix 10.) The United States of...|||Pokemon Yellow.|||I'm highly amused that Ferrari made a car called a Superamerica.  http://www.techbuildersinc.com/images/retailMedical/superAmericaStPaul.jpg|||I'm an asshole. You, a stranger, probably like me more than I like me. I'm not going to do anything to change this. I'm sorry.|||If I can endure an entire car ride with someone without being an asshole, that's pretty much it.  Most people don't see it this way. There's a lot I need to work on.'