'MOUNTAIN LIONS (AKA cougars, pumas, catamounts, panthers, etc). They really are amazing animals. For example, pound for pound they are the strongest of all the big cats. This is because they can take...|||I've done this to several people, but never in the context of any sort of romantic relationship. When I've abruptly stopped talking to someone online it's usually come down to one of two reasons: ...|||I've thought about this a little bit, and when someone is overly nice to me I often find that I doubt their sincerity. I become suspicious and wonder if they want something (usually money). So...|||Yes, a smile or a quick comment to stall for time would be more polite. And snapping at people all the time usually has the effect of making them hate you. But if you get a little irritated every now...|||We're not nice. In fact we're cannibals.  I don't know why I thought of that.  On another note entirely, Top Gear is perhaps the best show ever made. Jeremy Clarkson is funnier than all American...|||Eh, I wouldn't beat yourself up over that. It's natural to get irritated when we're interrupted. After all, if someone interrupts your train of thought and you snap at them you can always apologize....|||Yes, but if you way the same as a duck it means you float on water. If you float on water then you're a witch and must be thrown in the river. Although I'm not sure what that will accomplish, seeing...|||I startle incredibly easily, particularly when faced with sudden noises or movements. In fact my startle response is exaggerated enough that at one point my doctor had me see a neurologist and go...|||Unfortunately there will never be true world peace. Cynical though it may sound, conflict is part of our human nature. There will always be those who dislike people who are different than them, there...|||In all seriousness I don't think I've ever cried in public, at least not since I was like 6. About once or twice a year I'll cry by myself because I let my own problems overwhelm me. But I'm more...|||Welcome to the forum!|||Oh I will so steamroll you! Actually no, I'm abnormally laid back for an ENFP. Besides, steamrollers are loud and smelly. If I was going to run you over with anything rest assured it'd be quiet and...|||Yea, I doubt all INFPs are easily offended. Chances are it's just the ones I've been around. Or like you said in your second response it could be that something about me activates their insecurities....|||We seem to agree on lots of things, which is something I'm not used to!|||I have mixed feeling about INFPs. I think female INFPs (I don't know any male ones) are quite possibly the cutest people on the planet. I also like the fact that they're not overly loud and it's easy...|||Well, I tend to wake up several times during the night since I'm not very good at sleeping. When I do wake up one of my most common thoughts is, Where am I? Sometimes I even ask the question out...|||You're welcome :)|||No, it was her dog so it's her responsibility to clean up after it. That's doubly true in this situation, because her dog pooed on your property; people get sued for less than that in the U.S. If she...|||This:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSa0Xg-YadY&list=FLgixiYkofEb1GuwiFJeEZtA&index=1&feature=plpp_video  I am so excite!|||WHAT is the airbourne velocity of an unladen swallow?|||So you're saying you miss me? Aww, how sweet! I didn't know you had feelings for me!|||Not a serious fight, no. Rest assured that if ever I were to find myself in an unarmed combat scenario, I would undoubtedly win. I cheat ;)  Why, do I look like a fighter to you?|||Dude, I forgot I ever wrote that! Actually now that I'm reading it again, it feels like someone else wrote it. Have I really changed that much in such a short time?|||That happens all the time, bro.|||I love it when people constantly change topics! It makes conversations so much more exciting! Staying on one topic for too long makes me bored. Well, unless it's a really cool topic. Welcome to the...|||I hate it when that happens :dry:|||You know how to explain that, right? Aliens!|||Dude, what's the big deal? You're acting like I'm throwing a giant wooden rabbit at you or something!|||Aliens bro, it's always aliens.    34236    That's a cool movie, mostly because of Yoda and Lando. Return of the Jedi is my favorite though!|||Well pardon me if I got a little confused! I'm sure you can understand: they're both mammals, about the same size, and their names look similar! Well, that's assuming chinchillas really are mammals....|||Okay fine, I'll make it bigger. But first I'm gonna go have a gasoline fight!    Did you bathe her with water?|||Sweet! I haven't watched the original trilogy in years!    How does one perform hug CPR? To me it seems like it'd be very hard to hug someone and give them CPR at the same time. Or does it...|||Next time you should come to Cleveland. It's like Cincinnati, but it sucks a lot more. Even Anthony Bourdain couldn't find anything to do there. Definitely worth visiting! :laughing:|||Like what; helping kids who can't read good learn how to read good, and do other stuff good too?|||I know, right? All that niceness just isn't natural; I bet she's planning something! Maybe she's trying to be nice to you so she can be your friend and stuff. How dastardly maniacal! :laughing:|||What up bro? Just some advice, stay away from those scumbag ENFPs. They're even worse than horny robots, they're horny humans!|||Ha, I knew you were gonna say that! It's cool though, I love to original Star Wars movies! There's so much philosophical depth to them, and lightsabers are cool!|||You mean I'm the only crazy person who isn't stalking you? Oh dear, you must have a very 'interesting' life! :laughing:|||Haha okay, I'll try!|||But if your skin was clear we'd be able to see right through it. That'd be nasty! :crazy:|||I'm beginning to think your SN is a reference to your hair color. Or can you genuinely turn your skin orange on certain days? If so that would be excellent camouflage, if you were hiding in a pile of...|||Haha, you mean a super-slow-mo hug? I'll see what I can do! Hopefully SillaSY will hold still long enough, as it may take me a good 5 minutes to get my arms around her :D    Then you get a hug...|||To be honest, part of me hopes I never become fully well-adjusted. I feel like I'd be sacrificing my individuality or something like that. Of course well-adjusted was probably the wrong term to use....|||Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine, or idealism. Carl Jung  It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. Jiddu...|||Dude, catching butterflies is way too hard. Instead, I'm going to dress up like a flower and wait for the butterflies to catch ME!!|||Then a hug you shall have :)|||Well there goes that theory. Then how she be so normal? I know, she's an alien!! :crazy:|||Honestly, you don't look awkward, vulnerable, or naive to me. At least not that much. You look friendly, a little shy, and very lovable. In case there are any annoying self-help book authors reading...|||I'm glad you don't prefer partners who aren't flawed, otherwise you'd be a very lonely woman! That would make me sad, because you're awesome.|||I was very surprised when I saw your pic, because for some reason I was convinced you were male. I think it's because whenever I read your name I think you're me.    Aw, you're so cute! I'd hug...'