'What's your taste? We can't suggest a wine if we don't know if you like white or red.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQx464qXwZo  I played with one a few years ago. They're really quite amazing.  There are also scientific studies supporting telepathy. I'll find them and post them,...|||Why do some people stare at trees?  Why do some people have favorite foods?|||No, they haven't. It would be discovery, not invention, as all inventions are.   That's real.   These are real. I woke up under my bed, once, but my body was still on top of it. They also call...|||I think you're one of my favorite people on here, Nirel.   My advice:  o1. Whatever you do, don't whine for his attention. o2. Don't have illogical emotional responses to what the ENTP says or...|||You're welcome. ~}:|||Why can't I stop thanking people? (Insert the name of your religious icon here. Usage: Explicative.)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM|||I love to do this, most.     This is a great method, when I don't lose my cool.    Sometimes, I pretend I didn't get a person's sarcasm. When they have to explain it, then get a blank look, a...|||Haha!|||http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d760d72e094b0d2a8a1b10c7101d7f6/tumblr_mmd9rfRXPH1rci1ugo1_500.jpg|||In a forum of ENTPs, that's too much work.  Put the periods back in the link for us, and we'll think about it.  But we probably won't click it, because it has nothing to do with us.|||That, 'Your mom,' and, 'Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man,' are my comebacks to pretty much everything, ever.|||Why are you such an ass?  You're such an ass.  You're so frustrating.  Okay, smartass, you think you're funny?!|||If none of this works, try taking her on a friend date. At the end of your night, tell her you want to dedicate this song to her.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM|||I'm afraid if I had an animal, it would die of neglect. I'd forget to care for it. Researching South African mating rituals and getting Zef 2 Def takes up a lot of my spare time--the type of spare...|||I had a conversation in bed a lot like yours.  IXTJ: Go to sleep. I have to work in the morning. ENTP [Before I researched the topic]: What do you think human flesh looks like when cooked? Like...|||There is no such thing as too much. As long as you aren't whining at me to get my attention, I'm perfectly happy with any attention you'd like to give me. Worship me profusely. Ask me what I think...|||I got my INFJ by following her around and pulling her pigtails until she yelled at me.  Then I made lots of introspective jokes, had long, thoughtful conversations with her, genuinely found her...|||IXTJ: [Disagreeing with somebody who he doesn't know.] You dumbass.  IXTJ: [Disagreeing with somebody who he doesn't know.] Why are you so fucking stupid?  IXTJ: Want to play me in chess? I...|||That's exactly how I view my INFJ.  More light is needed to cast out darker shadows.|||What you say, Really? Do go on.  What you mean, Dance, monkey, dance. ಠ_ರೃ|||I believe all this is true.  Curse you, INFJ!|||If you think you're crazy, you're sane.|||I like informative fiction that blatantly, liberally studies concepts and themes.  I like it, more, if it's quotable and full of ideas.  If I'm reading non-fiction, it can't be monotonous.|||Did you know that _____________________? No? Well, _________________.|||Tell me something I've never heard, before.  Then let me tell you something that you've never heard.  Stimulate my mind.  Ask me questions. Let me explain everything to you.   Let me inform...|||Tip: You shouldn't post over three sentences, if you want an ENTP to read your entire post.|||Spoon:  o1. For eating. o2. For drinking water. o3. As a catapult. o4. To cut soft things. o5. As a kite handle. o6. To reach objects lost underneath larger objects. o7. To scrape off crusted...|||I can't quit laughing on the inside.|||I only troll when I'm disgusted by somebody's view, or I'm bored.  I'm bored and disgusted an awful lot.|||My mother's an ENTP, and she's a complete idiot.|||My friend and I--ENTP--started a cult and made everybody worship us in the cafeteria before school, after school, and during lunch hour.  I could make all A's without paying attention, so one day,...|||Present!|||Depressed genius.|||I'm an ENTP. Am I an INTJ?|||I thought it was genius. |:|||Yellow looks the way sunshine feels and butter tastes, and dandelions smell.  It sounds like a baby duck's quack.|||Not related, I love your avatar. I always quote that part of the movie, because it's my favorite. People look at me stupid.|||It doesn't have to do with knowing that you're dead, or not. It's the fact that you're doing it. You are being dead. When I set my car keys down, I don't always know that I've done it, but I've...|||Mmmm. The Smiths. Nnngh. God.|||As have I. I think it's a partner issue, actually, now that Motocrossx23 mentioned it.   StarDust_Kraut , I agree.|||I've always been weird. I'm still weird. I'll always be weird. I'm all right with that, and so are most other people. More prolifically, there's way more SJ and SP (Shadowing) than I can stand. I'm...|||I don't know what /s means. That's from the other thread, I think, but I'm still confused by it.|||Every time I try to take an IQ test, it gets interrupted.  It can't be below a ninety-five, though.|||Not being interested, in itself, is not the dilemma. I was just wondering if anybody else could relate--if this was an ENTP thing, or if it was just a 'me' thing, or if it was an NT thing, or if it...|||I'll admit to a lot of self-reflection on what builds me, as a person, mostly because I read, 'To understand humanity, you must first understand yourself.' I'm aware of my shortcomings.  I live...|||I think what they meant was, usually, ENTPs are idiots, and INTJs are geniuses, but it's not improbable for the roles to be reversed.|||I get bored with reading. I stop, because I think I'm just reprocessing the same information.|||Ha.|||Sex gets old. I'm not capable of laughing at a joke, if I don't find it funny, unless I'm really trying to be polite. Who wants to laugh at a joke, even if it isn't funny? What the heck does that do...'