'Clever, dark, ironic, sarcastic, satirical.  Comics like George Carlin or Bill Hicks.  I grew up on a lot of British comedy, so think Blackadder and Red Dwarf.  Recently it's been Rick and Morty.|||That's pretty much how I sleep - it's kind of like a first aid recovery position, with one arm out, usually under the pillow.|||Not really the kind of weather that supports bedtime munchies sans clothes!   Have you considered living in a climate that actually supports such lifestyles?|||You should be way more surprised with how long it took.  Seriously.|||I also feel it's my duty to ask how a thread that included a lovely young lady's tales of naked pizza eating got derailed into a discussion about invertebrates?  Naked.  Pizza.  Eating.  What's...|||But the crumbs and the potential for mess!  No, bed is not a place for eating.  Well, not that kind of eating...|||How can people enjoy eating in bed!  So, so wrong!  I'm about to start watching series 2 of Mr. Robot, but after reading many articles about the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now I...|||No.  People think I'm way too intimidating!|||I don't do traditions.  Maybe it's because I don't feel an attachment to a lot of societal norms, but doing things because that's how it's always been is not a great reason for doing things. ...|||I have two INFJ female friends, and they both outdo their partner's sex drive by a huge margin.  And because they feel they can't share a lot of their needs/wants with them, they pour it all out to...|||I have a good sense of whether people will be good or bad for me, and I can decide that very quickly after meeting someone.  That said, there have been many instances where I've felt a connection...|||Australia, though I did live in Scotland for 19 years.|||I rarely get headaches, but when I do, they're usually related to sinus issues, where you get that stabbing feeling behind one of your eyes for 2-3 hours.  One girlfriend of mine used to get one...|||I never got the concept.  Flags.  Anthems.  It's like people can't evolve out of a deep seated tribal instinct we're still carrying.   The need to belong, the fear of ideas that aren't ours and...|||Hmmm.  I'd love for people to have a greater sense of co-operation and respect for each other, the planet, and the all the other life forms that inhabit the planet.  Therefore, religion,...|||All the time.  I frequently get a seat to myself on the train because nobody wants to sit there.  I've even made a point of not looking at anyone as they board, just in case they felt I was staring...|||Teleportation without a doubt.  Go anywhere on the planet at a thought?  Count me in.    I don't think I could do something healy, though.  The thought of becoming a wishing well with legs would be...|||I'm totally OK with it as long as it's reasonably subtle i.e. no tonsil hockey/sucking her face off, just because.    This.  And by living space I mean a house or a flat - cars just don't have...|||Constantly.  It's also a very British thing, so sarcasm and irony are part of your DNA.  Adding to that, constant exposure to TV shows like Fawlty Towers, Blackadder and Red Dwarf just reinforce it.|||Freshly cut grass (sorry hay fever people!). Indian food. The dry, dusty smell just before it rains.|||For me it's rarely meeting people that I have anything in common with/feel any connection to.  I don't drink, and I hate loud noise, so that rules me out of most things people like to do i.e. go...|||I am Comfortable Man (tm).  Outside of work, pretty much jeans and t-shirt always, or shorts if it's hot.  Footwear, usually DMs with jeans if the weather allows, otherwise trainers.|||Any era that features near-instant running hot water, flushable toilets, and good personal hygiene!  Also tolerance and personal freedoms, especially for women.  So I guess an era when religious...|||Exactly the same for me.  I've been accused of ignoring people by doing this, but I find it makes listening easier.  Of course, when you then make eye contact, they complain about the intense stare...|||Killed many spiders.|||This has happened to me a few times.  One time I found out at her wedding through a mutual friend.  Essentially, I have pretty good intuition, but I always second guess it.  So given that a lot of...|||Some people also have a very dry sense of humour (people from the UK especially will be totally understand this), and sometimes you have to be very aware of the context - or understand the person...|||I've ended all of my relationships.  The first ex drank a lot.  I met her in college.  She was a lot of fun, but every Friday and Saturday night she really went for it (I don't drink - never...|||My least favourite time of year.  The commercialism is a big part, but good lord the hypocrisy!  Honestly, if you want to be good to people, do it all year round, not just a week in December.  And...|||I don't think I've ever had a belief in any deities, therefore never had any religiuos beliefs colouring my life.  My parents were brought up with some Christian denomination, but never forced any...|||I'd also love to bring back the lost art of Spelling and the lost art of Grammar at the same time.|||Charm my way onto the committee for  Universe 2.0.  I've reviewed the current build, and I think we need to have a bit of a rewrite.|||I have an INFP colleague who a friend of mine describes as totally adorable!.  If she feels safe with the company she's in, she's very affectionate and bubbly.  It's like she's 25 going on 7. ...|||I almost always remember dreams upon waking because they're usually very random and bizarre.    Example:  Earlier this year I had a dream where I was watching some sort of government agent involved...|||Unless I'm concentrating or problem solving, I'll probably have a smile on my face because it's likely I'm making rude comments or stray observations designed to make people laugh.  I have a couple...|||I also have this.  I can still recall birthdays of people I haven't seen in over 30 years.  I'll remind friends and colleagues of not only their birthdays, but their SOs and their children too.  I...|||I can relate to your friend's point of view - I usually dismiss flirting as my over active imagination doing Jedi mind tricks.  My intuition is actually really good, but I always second guess myself....|||That you don't have to believe in supernatural beings, or be part of a religious following to be a moral person.    I've often said things like this before and received some withering looks.  If...|||Yes, many people tell me they were scared of me at first.  Intense stares and a really dry sense of humour leave people very confused and uncertain.|||Numerous people have mentioned that I can be intimidating, but I think it's it's more down to a combination of penetrating stare and a bad habit of making off-the-cuff remarks that sometimes shock...|||My jobs go 2 years, 5 years, 5 years, 10 years.  Working in IT, the technology changes constantly, so there's always something new - new skills, new toys.  Also, for the most part, I've always...|||I also can only connect with feelers - I just can't get close to people who don't have a high level of empathy.  INTJs make fun colleagues, though.|||•The sound of a child laughing – it’s so genuine •Watching people totally underestimate how smart/observant kids really are •The smell of freshly cut grass •Bacon! •Getting into a bed with...|||Everything is going to turn out exactly how I wanted it to.|||I could care less.   It's I couldn't care less, as in could not.  Then they get all bemused and pouty when I say something like Well, keep going then!.   People are idiots...|||I've never understood the chase aspect of relationships - women have never been contests or conquests. I worked out really early on that women were just my equal and opposite - more like a puzzle to...|||I've re-discovered NWOBHM...currently it's Diamond Head.|||1.  I'm very warm and caring, but you have to beat your way through the sarcasm to understand that.  2. That I rarely feel connected to people (and have no time for superficial people), so everyone...|||I totally understand what you're saying.  I rarely feel connected to people, and have never been interested in doing what everyone else finds fun i.e. going to noisy venues and drinking.  The best...'