'You have the sexiest Morton's Toe I've ever seen said the woman in my dreams.|||When my penis enters a vagina, it feels good. Is this inferior Se or is it possible I'm not an INTJ?|||http://youtu.be/jqdKv0Vz0sU  Bug.  4/5|||Vancome Lady, Antonia and Lorraine.  Also anytime Sasso played Randy Newman.|||When I have a crush I accuse her mother of being a hamster and then fart in her general direction.|||Thank You notes and handshakes.|||Dr. Arden from American Horror Story.  52907  :wink:|||I breathe through my urethra, which is why I don't wear underwear.|||As long as you're not wearing skinny jeans and ironic T-shirts, you're not a hipster.  Well, at least not of the douchebag sort anyway.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2FzvTkteQ|||I'm very right-schwing  51172|||http://youtu.be/FBK75bUacss|||I scoop them (memories) out with a spoon and feed them to my dogs if I could.|||My Epic list of Director types:   Kubrick - INTJ 5w4 Woody Allen - INTP 6w7 Tarantino - ENTP 7w8 Ken Russell - ENFP 7w6 Tarkovsky - INFJ 5w4 Scorsese - ENFJ 6w5 Brian De Palma - ISTP 7w8|||http://thinng.com/system/images/6643/large/i-fucking-hate-clubs.png?1327034839|||There's no need to tell if you always wear this shirt:  http://rlv.zcache.com/intj_tees-r28416e905750450ba2781de68111581d_f0czj_400.jpg|||Ruth Leavitt from The Andromenda Strain.  http://www.neonbubble.com/neonimg/1/scifi1.jpg|||One of the most robotic, unfunny and uber-serious people I've ever known was an (admittedly depressed) ENFP.  Just thought I'd throw that out there...|||Underground Bunker...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8nm6peFvow     LOL... Misogyny.    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLDQVLuBbiw|||Sorry, INTJs would never cry over pitiful emotional pablum such as 'love'.   Which means your friend is most likely an ISFJ.|||Sometimes, I *read* the book while *listening* to it's audiobook.  Tends to keep me more focused while drowning out unwanted noise.|||Your score: 24  I honestly thought my score would be higher. I've always thought of myself as a fairly 'emotionally intelligent' INTJ.  Guess I've just been deluding myself. Oh, well... wouldn't...|||ENFP- cuz they fun and sexy  INFP - cuz they quiet and sexy  ENTP - cuz they mean and sexy   Bonus:  INFJ - cuz they creepy...and sexy|||I thought INTJs were supposed to be freaks in the sack? Real demented sickos.   I'm getting a vision of INTJ foreplay...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y4vSWvgCoo|||Zerkalo  Days of Heaven  2001: ASO  Stroszek  Stalker|||Samuel Beckett - The entire story is a rambling monologue given by Bella as she covers topics ranging from her chaotic consciousness  and unconscious impulses to her constipation and immobility. She...|||I'm surprised you get along with INTJs. Whenever I attempt to converse with ISTJs, it usually goes something like this:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4|||Someone in distress:  http://cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dawson-crying.jpg  Me: ...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhaWNbDOX9Y   There's probably a reason why this show was forgotten...|||http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Sphinx_Observatory.jpg|||I walk out the door and I'm immediately depressed.  Something about seeing people in sunlight... Disturbs me.|||All I heard while reading this:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ|||I so totally love your username.   Wanna spoon?  http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Images/2009/oct/spoon.jpg|||Box here:   http://tammytheorganizer.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cardboard-box.jpg   Box now gone:   http://www.wellhappypeaceful.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/nothingness.png|||Hunter S. Thompson|||There's an ENFP out there and I have a toe tag with her name on it.|||As a child, when people would say Oh, he's so cute!, I would typically respond with Don't look at me! or I would simply wave my index finger in front of their face and say No|||Is this about thinking out loud to yourself (alone) or just thinking out loud to anyone who will listen?  Obviously an extravert would do the latter, but I wouldn't think it unnatural for an...|||I got myself a custom made fleshlight - It looks like one of the sandworms from Dune.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k|||I had a Tumblr for awhile, mainly to keep tabs on an old special ladyfriend, disturbed maladjusted guy that I am.  It all sort of fell apart when I mocked her accusations of 9/11 being a vast...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3WmEaaICwM|||http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cvo4jwbe8wE/S3g9I1M3nBI/AAAAAAAADko/RN4V80hMSQw/s400/Moulin+Rouge+1.jpg     If you go into a Tarkovsky film looking for 'plot', that's your fault.  I guess there's...|||Jess: ENFx  Nick: ISTP  Schmidt: ESFJ  Winston: ISFP  CeCe: ESTP|||In Elton John's Crocodile Rock, I always thought he sang I had an oblong Chevy and a dress of my own   The actual lyrics:  Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.|||INTJ  I find Nancy Grace hilarious.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu3KowzfJdQ|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtkUy0yrr8|||Diary of a Country Priest, Last Year at Marienbad and pretty much anything by Jean Pierre Melville.'