'What the hell is supposed to be funny about this?|||So, I met a girl. Into video games/cosplay/cats, ENFP, the whole shebang. The only thing is, I'm almost certain she has ADD, possibly SAD as well. I don't know her *that* well, but we have been...|||Oh that sounds exactly like something she would do. I guess I can't say I know her that well, but it seems to me like if she doesn't write something down or it isn't already affixed as a habit, she...|||I actually kind of like the ENFP in my life. Been thinking about asking her on a date.   If anything, I guess she's a bit forgetful is all.|||Not at all. After reading about the Resurrection Stone in Harry Potter, watching both iterations of the FullMetal Alchemist series, and knowing all I do about zombies, I think the message is pretty...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltbluBU0pQY  Everything this guy does is gold.   And if you liked that enough to keep going:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWcLWiOgImA|||Yes, I am. I play all sorts of percussion instruments, I took a semester of oboe in the university band, and I'm currently learning trombone. I am also employed as the percussion instructor at a...|||Time. I can't speak for everyone, but it's healed all of my wounds.|||Fi. Without even a little bit of doubt.   I suppose I should clarify what I meant the first time around. I meant unexpected change. I deliberately will change up my routine on almost a weekly...|||It's almost midnight, so I may be a bit tired. I'm a 22 year old white male from Ohio.  [/COLOR]   [/COLOR]https://www.flickr.com/photos/loic80l/23888906949/in/explore-2016-01-08/ Part of me...|||Fair enough. Where would you recommend I go? I don't drink, so I can't imagine a bar or club would be appropriate. And if tv shows and movies accurately depict the kinds of people that frequent bars...|||Ok, so I am rather shy and feel uncomfortable talking to strangers for any reason outside of necessity (cashier, waitress), so it is rather daunting to think about meeting people. This puts me in a...|||Favorite - Gravity Falls t-shirt from my brother  Least - box full of chocolates from my grandmother|||I've often thought about this--especially after finding myself becoming attracted to an ENFP coworker--and I have concluded a couple things. I didn't know her very well, but most of what Icy Heart...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEwWcbBdbN8|||Knock knock.  Who's there? To. To who? To whom.   I generally only tell people who will recognize the punchline as the punchline.|||The last one I wrote with the intention of turning it into a song about not being able to completely understand other people on a fundamental level because when it comes down to it, they are a...|||https://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/  This is my stance on social justice.|||141 and one of my INTJ friends is 140|||Except a lot of what they post isn't all that funny.|||Personally, I subscribe to Gardner's theory of multiple intelligences, but Spearman's g factor also holds water. So while some people may be extremely skilled in a certain area but incredibly...|||Podcast by John and Hank Green called Dear Hank and John.   https://soundcloud.com/dearhankandjohn/|||#publicschool  Like emberfly, high school was generally very easy. History and social studies were only difficult because they were so unbelievably boring. But after being out of high school for...|||My favorite games to date are Brutal Legend, the Pokemon RPGs (all generations), and Guitar Hero.   In that order.|||Ignore this post. I made a mistake and don't know how to delete these things.|||I want to move out as soon as I possibly can.   I can only relate to either of my parents based on commonalities I share with one parent but not the other. For example, my dad and I can relate to...|||Thank you for this. Thank you very, very much.|||If you subscribe to the Love Languages paradigm, I know my preferred language is physical touch. But I'm not a touchy-feely type of person, never have been. It is because of this aversion that...|||I lost it at Colonize me.|||This simultaneously cracked me up and pissed me off.|||Being male, I have spent many an hour researching female anatomy, the reproductive system, the menstrual cycle, and the sexual response cycle. Most of this has been from Wikipedia and the occasional...|||Goodness, that sounds marvelous.|||True Neutral.|||Go to college.|||Why? Because our Te supports all the conclusions we make. In its essence, Te is the fact-checking function. Any conclusion we draw from anything will (usually) be fact-checked for accuracy. I suppose...|||I work in fast food during summer break and winter break. It's mind-numbing, but they're very flexible and I get a 50% discount.|||People who are allowed to hug me: - mom - dad - grandma - other grandma - aunts - good friend from high school - other good friend from high school - significant other (work in progress)|||Education. Educator.|||Well that's still a result, even if it isn't the one you wanted.|||I have always wanted telekinesis.|||You didn't include fellow INTJs as an option.|||In parking lot when we pass a car with a dog in it. I stare at it and growl/bark.   Friend: What are you doing? Me: Antagonizing a puppy.|||http://media.oglaf.com/comic/muster.jpg|||http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF263-Harmony.png|||243074|||I don't trust people.   To quote a villain from one of my favorite Disney movies, When everyone's super, no one will be.|||I base the merit of compliments on the person giving them. I am a musician. If one of my parents tells me I played well at a concert, it means nothing to me because neither of them have any idea what...|||I don't approach new people. I let them come to me.|||Because she is the first person I have ever met who understands how I think and can relate to me. More so than any peers from high school, any teacher, either of my parents, my brother, etc. She...|||I understand his pain. Every time somebody tells me not to do something simply because it isn't polite, I usually scoff and intentionally do it anyway. It makes me feel fabricated.'