'Yes. I am.|||I have an impeccable sense of direction, but my absent-mindedness is legendary.|||Used to be my email address as a teenager. Nobody will remember it so I guess I'm okay. Nobody would be surprised, except for how candid i am here about things (like emotions) that people don't think...|||I have an alter ego that my friends have decided to name. They think I'm a little eccentric. Chicks dig it.|||Lol, really? Are you trying to give a inspirational speech or are you ranting about your own experience?|||I sometimes forget the details of what goes on when I'm furious, it tends to gloss over into a brush stroke of anger. That being said, I am hardly ever angry, so this doesn't happen too much. Just...|||Beat your kids, just not for punishment, so that they learn how take a hit. Don't want them to get sucker punched and go down easy.  On a more serious note, its not the form of punishment but the...|||Laugh at how silly and sloppy the human body is. Contemplate the hypnotic mysteries of the helicopter.|||No problem man. Sigh, I wrote something in reply already but I lost it pressing the goddamn back button :angry:. What it boiled down to was to all you need to do is change your perspective on what...|||The first thing I would do if I were you is stop calling yourself a loser, and rationalizing it. Tell yourself you are just in development, and your R & D department are just slow workers. You...|||Forget all these stupid regular colours, I handwrite and like colours in the infrared spectrum. YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!|||There once was a mirror. Haunted or maybe cursed. Built by an short-tempered carpenter for a shy, but dutiful woman. The mirror was intended as a gift of his undying love but by some unfortunate...|||All I need to do is knock over the first piece of my Rube-Goldberg set-up. Once I set this piece in motion, there won't be anything to stop me from eventually dominating the criminal underworld, and...|||I'm a generous inventor. Generous? Don't know about that though...oh, it doesn't really mean what it really means.|||Causes are all effects, and all effects, causes.|||A lot of you guys get the are you mad about something? one. I realized that the only reason I don't get it is because I reflexively make my face look more personable. My face kind of settles into a...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8&feature=relmfu|||Just as an aside, a lot of people want authenticity of character in others, but most people don't know how to be themselves under all circumstances. There are so many pressures to be someone else, to...|||That I will not improve myself and will stagnate. I know this to be wrong though, I am always improving, and achieving turning potential energy into kinetic energy.|||I don't know about INTJ's, but I'm a demigod.|||I do the paganism with the human sacrifice. I can only say that I'm a purist. :wink:|||I do text a lot, I like it more than talking because it gives me more control over the interaction. I don't really have the issue of people getting on my case for proper punctuation, its usually more...|||My cause is pure chaos. Not anarchy, but chaos. There is a beauty and order in chaos.|||I can plan a way to world domination better than anyone. Executing it would be something else.|||I literally tell the job interviewer that my only issue will be that I'm quiet but I will still do the job. I try to make people feel comfortable with small talk (which feels like I'm pulling teeth)...|||Its kind of crazy how a little niceness and a smile will get people to open up to you with things they probably shouldn't be telling you. I try to be open and a little warm with people I meet, I have...|||I like parties, having people there that I know is important though, preferably more people that I know than dont.|||I think this is a common trait amongst INFJ's. Personally, I'm always quiet in a new situation, but my personality shifts with different people and in different situations. It isn't always very...|||I judge a conversation on its depth if it goes into the philosophical and/or the spiritual angle of the topic that is being discussed. When it gets extra deep is when the topic changes due to...|||The right kind of smile and the right kind of look in her eyes, these are my turn ons, and then the turn-offs decide the rest.|||Dying in a hospital, I have a boner right now, don't let the nurse make me into a necrophiliac  or, OH MY GOD! There is no GOD! How do I reverse?!?!  or I'll just laugh maniacally and then...|||Never fails to humble me how similar I am to all of you. This thread is probably the best place to figure out if you are an INFJ. We are withdrawn but we are mapping out the social dynamics, and then...|||This thread has made me want to record my voice and hear myself out. I always talked quietly, mostly because i speak to myself.|||Fire. People are motivated by fire. :crazy:|||INTJ's are not god. I am.|||You're all weird. Even weirder that you created a thread about people calling you weird and then proving that you're weird. Don't worry, weirdness is actually contagious, and everyone catches it...|||Only the strong survive...|||I'm not sure if its a Fi-dom thing, or maybe its just a INFP thing, but all the INFP's I know seem to be waiting for a the gods to strike them down. It is as if they expect an emotional assault at...|||I don't recall Jungian theory stating that we have and use all 8 functions in The Psychological Types.  You need 4 functions, I don't know how you can see just 2 functions working when you have...|||I just wanted to address the idea that we all have 8 functions. I believe having 4 functions is enough to explain everything. The functions don't act on their own when we think, they are working...|||This strikes a cord with me, I constantly tell my mother that she can't control the world, and bad shit may happen, but you can't try and control everything. That never satisfies her, so its constant...|||I was going to come here and talk about my ISFJ mother but what has been said above is the same for me. Si and Ni make all the difference between ISFJ's and INFJ's. Its funny when my mother and my...|||The Baa Baa sets me off.....:blushed:|||I run a very open-minded farm, the animals and me have an understanding.|||As an INFJ, my value system is no value system. That allows me to answer my lust with fornication, and a smidgen of bestiality, but this about ENFP's and not INFJ's....|||You want to see my Ni.....how forward you are *blushes*  Anyways, I see a road, a compass bearing South. That's the tail end of my thought process. Going backwards, the reason I say compass bearing...|||A part of the reason I think that INFJ's seem a little psychic is because our Extroverted Auxiliary function is Fe and that function isn't as concrete as Te.|||Ti comes into play when you are trying to create an order out of what your Ni comes up with. Ni very non-linear and the Ti and Fe help make it presentable to the world.|||I came for a way to understand myself better. I stayed to impart my wisdom and humour on all who may read my words.   All according to prophecy.|||I want to do all of these, but the ones in bold I've done.'