'I can't punch drug dealers that would put me too close to drugs. Maybe just get him to shoot me up instead... Oh fuck that'd be even worse.|||When you want to blow your brains out but your country has strict gun control  #relatable|||Shit. At least you're alive.|||A friend who I haven't talked to in a long time messaged me, and I was wondering what she wanted from me, but she just wanted to talk, and I'm all bubbly inside. I love when people do that.|||She got down on hands and knees, one ear against the ground. Hoping to hear something, but the dirt made not a sound tonight.|||Ehm, you do realize we're talking about people who believe in intelligent design..|||Reminder that some danish soldiers used to have the cross on their uniform meet at their heart, providing a handy target for their enemies.|||Oh trust me, most people who believe in intelligent design will not arrive at that conclusion anyway. I mean, it could be used as an argument against evolution too. If evolution was REALLY real, how...|||omg it really is, I didn't look at it before now.|||It's a meme :)   Google activated almonds.|||Don't worry, it's fine as long as they are activated.|||Fuck PET.   nothing to see here, just trying to maximize the number of watchlists I'm on.  Edit: Also I wanted to say fuck PET, because fuck PET.|||How dare you add wrong? You will never be a fully plated barbell at this rate.|||Fuck I hate that text. Especially when marxists use it to justify anti semitism.|||Master, master Where’s the dreams that I’ve been after? Master, master You promised only lies Laughter, laughter All I hear or see is laughter Laughter, laughter Laughing at my cries  Fix me|||No future for me.|||Same.|||I have a 120 sided die. If I roll 69 homwork is to be done. If I don't, perc is to become the subject's new profession.   91.  Pack it up ladies and gents.|||Now now, take it easy! Let's not be reasonable.|||I've watched the 11 first episodes of Narcos the last 30 hours. Cocaine is for losers, do smack.|||Ah yes, I also enjoy to put zeroes on my money account as the responsible adult I am. Now excuse me, I have to go do adult things and smoke some grasses.|||u200e0000001 00000011 000000111 0000001111|||You got to be number one and 40000... But I'll have my revenge. I can stay awake two days on withdrawal, and that's enough time to always be here. Always.|||I know what all of you are thinking and none of you are saying... But no, you don't have a chance. I'll be number 50000. Don't even try me.|||How did you quote me without actually showing my post? Well, anyway, I think my recommendation of opioid was very responsible, I could've suggested something to IV... Or worse fentanyl.|||10 mg of oxycodone.|||https://youtu.be/Sph8Qu8wLAk|||It's a known fact that absurdism is the only school of thought that isn't swiss cheese|||I can complete portal without glitches in under 25 minutes now.|||Alcohol makes you an alcoholic, weed makes you psychotic, and those pills will have you IV'ing bullshit within a year.   The only thing worse would be to do nothing.|||I'm just counting time.   Counting down to what? I don't know..|||Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading...|||Unleashing my inner INFP.    https://youtu.be/m2hNp7yolW0|||Schizophrenia is like one of those vague poetic comparisons that people who think they're deep like to make: pretty shit when everything's considered.|||Let's both go to heaven in a little rowboat...|||https://youtu.be/jgyhB5n2QXM|||I feel sick|||I'm eating noodles right now, and wish I'd choke on them, so it's good.|||Yeah, imagine being enslaved by an alien species that puts us in machines that just makes us experience pleasure constantly. Is it not better to be free?|||Roses are red  Life is a drag  If you narcan my ass  You owe me a bag  ~ Kurd Kobain|||You're only saying that because I have more thanks than you.|||I was watching tv when the towers fell. That memory stuck in my head for some reason, but I was only five.|||I gave up on cold turkeying in five hours lol|||Toro de Gibraltar la bodega del diablo. Deletreas fentanilo?|||Ja ne govorim portugalski...|||I have to be honest. I only thanked you so you get addicted to the feeling of meaningless internet points. See this as the equivalent of a dealer gifting you a bit of produce. Welcome to the worst...|||Done, that's our cosa nostra|||Oh, so you're the casa guy|||Well, that's because they don't.|||Normal dopamine levels'