'Ultimately, my ideal day wouldn't be about doing specific things so much as being able to stretch time and drop in/out of a specific time span whenever I please. It would definitely be a Saturday. I...|||I'm all at once VERY interested in music while seeming simultaneously uninterested in everyone else's music. I can spend all day compiling lovely music into a playlist that will be completely...|||I have problems dressing sometimes, but I recognize my issue is the polar opposite of most INTPs. I'm more of a Dandy Wanna-be who is starting to have trouble making mature, refined decisions when...|||Wait, I thought that WE were supposed to be the cats?  http://www.tomandjerryonline.com/animgifs/picture-48974.gif|||I used to have a really fantastic memory that other people depended on, but was also pretty absent-minded. That's all gone now.  I can't remember someone's name if it's told directly to me, but if I...|||Whenever other INTPs are having a rational, logical or academic discussion and all I want to do is interject with trite jokes written in troll-speak for my own personal amusement, I doubt my...|||THIS   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJHGxtmKO84|||Life. I'm slowly retreating into a coma as I write this.|||It has taken a me lifetime of demeaning, dodging, and outright fleeing all things Ordinary to finally arrive at becoming the Basic bitch I am today.|||I don't know if I experience the world on mute so much as that I take a detached view of experiences, storing much of the fun and emotion away for later reflection. For instance, I went on a...|||Does Not Compute.  When do INTPs ever talk about themselves in excess (besides here on PC amongst fellow Cylons)?  Q: When do INTPs stop cataloging/considering ideas, concepts, and all variables? ...|||If the breakup was initiated by me: I'm fine, and had  already well prepared myself for the change. At certain future  intervals, I will wonder if I've made the right decision.  If the breakup...|||double post :rolleyes:|||This clumsy trait of which you speak is entirely foreign to me. I'm quite nimble, and if anything, I tend to point out how other people can avoid being clumsy. This may be due to the fact that I...|||This does not happen to me. I know of certain things that can make me cry, but I don't ever get random urges to seek them out so that I can have a therapeutic bawling session.|||I don't cook, so everything I want from the grocery store is either a basic necessity (toothpaste, toilet paper) or a snack/luxury (ice cream, olives, fancy cheese, fruity pebbles). The grocery store...|||What if your pets could talk? Would you still let them watch you masturbate?  What if we could see our farts and they came in different colors?  Would we as a society make social bonds based on...|||A patient and caring but wily shape-shifting humanoid of non-demonic origin, willing to repeatedly change form every 60 days into whatever age, race, height, body and/or personality type that I...|||I enjoy eating with friends as much as I enjoy eating alone. I never thought about it before, but I guess having above-average enough manners to eat in public is a prerequisite of my friendship.|||I don't stutter.  I DO do this weird thing where I invert the first pronounceable letters of a pair of words (like dain bramage or mime prinister), but I believe that's classified as something...|||I know that the optimal timing one should use for mixing from one song to another is somewhere between 2:15 and 3:00 minutes. Most of the time, I love a song so much that I get lost in it and can't...|||Thanks for posting this question. It's something I'd love to know about too. I have an 8tracks account, but I've never posted anything because I   don't like their rules. I don't always have 8...|||I don't feel as though I intentionally hurt people. I've found that even if I'm trying to be friendly I'll end up saying something really wrong, so I tend to keep quiet so as not to blurt out...|||My earliest memory is of being 2 years old and lost at midnight in a downtown neighborhood, with my mother already 3 miles away before realizing I wasn't with her. I managed that situation...|||Although I braved the crowds at a couple of stores and have a list of things I want, I barely bought anything because I'm filled with Holiday Apathy. Technically, I bought a USB hub and a hat at a...|||Jesus.  because Jesus.|||In order to talk to another INTP face-to-face simply stand side-by-side while staring out of a sporadically reflective window while riding on a moving train. Both parties should carry at least one...|||My favorite word, slang word, or phrase changes often, like my favorite song.  This week it's the term The Wet Shits.  An example sentence would be: This Halloween cutout is supposed to be a...|||If I had any kind of follow-through (and was more of an extrovert) I would be fluent in every language that I've tried to learn. Unfortunately, I'm only fluent and literate in English, my mother...|||Ok, then if that's the case, and you're not crushing on a particular girl from the internet who may also possibly be an ENTJ, then everything you're feeling right now is ok and perfectly normal in an...|||I agree, but only to a point. I think it's perfectly fine to let yourself experience THE FEELS in a abstract manner,  but what we seem to be missing here is that he stated that he doesn't even know...|||I am not a flake. If I make an agreement that I will attend something, then I will. If I tell you that I'm not interested in going to something, then I will set your expectation that I may not or...|||I'm definitely messy, and most of the time I feel that it's because I don't have enough room/storage. I actually go through stages where my place makes me feel like a total slob and I clean, but it...|||I smoke pot every once in a while, but it's usually like playing Russian Roulette. There are times when it turns out great and it's all giggle fits, creative visualization, and funny movies/anime. At...|||You should've worked in a See you in another 7 years! with that final statement, but good on you for dismissing that mofo with style and ease.|||If someone left a baby, a puppy, or a kitten on my doorstep I would keep it for one or two weeks and name it. Although, I wouldn't be able to nurse a newborn, so I'd probably have to shorten the...|||My materialistic wishlist changes and grows every day, and while would take delight in outlying such things as a sunny, modern 3-bedroom home, or an Audi R8, or an 80-inch 4K resolution...|||I was obsessed with the story of Icarus for a while.|||I have 3 vices: the Internet, Shopping, and that other thing I never ever talk publicly about doing.|||Yes - Just like music, I need to assign scents to my mood/current personal style concept. I do that mostly on a seasonal basis, picking some new scent for Spring/Summer vs. Fall and Winter. Also,...|||I'm reading this post.|||That is an impossible request.|||I've only ever felt Vulcan when amidst those in hysterics, or when I have reached the void between anger and blind rage.|||i used to have that ability too, but I lost it a couple years ago due to a mental/emotional block that I installed. When I had it, I could regress to access the files. First, I used music and...|||Regarding #1: Yes, but this only happens to me when I am angry.  i. a.: If I feel that my hands can type fast enough, I create a grid in Excel to attempt to capture the variables before they...|||When I'm in the shower|||Appropriate on all levels:   https://lh5.ggpht.com/WYd0V92s_4d9i-hKDXn7d9am7qqWaneabRGWzadbEus6UtIFMG_3vwDypBSjrVNMbao|||Life is like a fuckin plastic fuckin bag, drifting through the fuckin wind, now I have to motherfuckin' start a-fuckin-gain.|||I'm somewhat of a picky eater in that I care A LOT about what I eat, but I don't make a point of investigating nutritional facts.  I don't cook because I don't have the attention span for it, and if...|||OP, you bring up an interesting theory. When I was a lot more creative, I used to think in a more visual sense - in scenes, pictures, and sometimes motion. If I needed to extend the...'