'New Model Army - Vengeance  Oh god the chorus...   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bLcacif9ug|||As someone who has held a number of shitty food service type jobs as a teen, worked for the federal gov't in my early 20's, worked for several gov't contractors in the IT field up to this point (I'm...|||http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/125/7/a/mg_0803_processed_01_by_tempestdoom-d7h7fz1.png http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/125/f/4/mg_0766_processed_01_by_tempestdoom-d7h7fo0.png ...|||deleted....posted wrong thread|||Burning bridges is definitely something I excel at. As far as personal relationships go, cutting people out of my life when they pull stupid shit is easy enough, though I'm trying to learn to be a...|||http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3681/9696596803_3cb8c49e85_c.jpg|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnHpe_drSU|||You see, what had happened was......everyone involved with your onboarding process got taken out by a super assassin, and then they wiped the HR system with your applicant information, and now nobody...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_W3VykYhWA|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0i_uKUJCUI|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcncdMB3o18|||In eleven years of driving, the only ticket I've ever gotten was for expired tags when a city cop pulled up behind me at a stop light in downtown Tampa. I do speed...but not excessively. Rarely more...|||Create threads on a web forum in which to play armchair economist and attempt to save the world...just like every other crisis.|||Fuselage mostly....but sometimes rudder.|||When I get bored? I post on PerC...|||It was more of an attempt at humor than anything else. I was hoping it'd give you something to laugh at.|||At this point it's only appropriate to paraphrase a relevant part of Billy Madison:  You gotta think. You got a bike. You got a responsibility. If your bike is stolen you don't look for an hour and...|||Ditto  10char|||I am unhappy that someone necro'd this crap thread. Don't do that, we don't like it. And I still don't care enough to ask, Why? to the person above me....though I think it's been pretty well...|||I did come across those books not too long ago. Wasn't really sure how reliable vs how much of a gimmick they might be. I'll have to dig in a bit more. The idea of using a smaller set of machines to...|||Metallurgy, I won't pretend to be an expert on, but I've dug into it somewhat between welding and my foray into blacksmithing. Actually, I've got a huge book on metallurgy (probably 3-4 inches thick)...|||As part of my inevitable giving in to the urge to create things, my list of projects has filled up the proverbial back burner. Part of what's been holding me up, aside from sloth, is lack of access...|||What's with all this grams these days? Back when I smoked we just bought eighths or quarters, halves or full oz's, perhaps the occasional dime bag if that's all that was around. Grams....just makes...|||It's one of those marijuana alternatives. A so-called legal high. Similar to Spice. I've never tried it, but I've heard stories ranging from it just being crap, to it having really bad effects....|||Depends on the question, the person asking it, and the frequency with which they ask.  The idiot I share an office with for instance, will literally interrupt me every five minutes to ask me how to...|||I managed to bypass the laws of physics and kill a random pedestrian with a penny flicked in snide derision from the top of the Sears Tower (fuck Willis Group Holdings, Ltd and their name). Something...|||Come on folks....it needs to be removed from federal control. Check out this petition. ...|||Wish I could smoke. We definitely need to push for a change in legislation. Check out these petitions folks. They really need your support. ...|||I performed poorly in school. Aced all of my tests, but refused to do any homework because I felt it was unnecessary due to that fact that I was making A's on all of my tests. In fact, I barely...|||Marmots.....for no good reason.|||This is true. Most humans won't lick your balls if you cover them in peanut butter. Not that I'm advocating doing so...sick fucks.|||Go out and socialize for a night. You'll soon be reminded why we're better off left to our own devices.|||I concur. It's definitely one of those things one can never unsee....unfortunately.   More on point with toilet paper....I always lay a few strips across the top of the water first. Breaks the...|||Two girls one cup. I rest my case.|||Comfort food for chapped, fiery asses.|||I just feed a few feet of the roll into the bowl, flush the toilet, give the roll a good spin, and watch how much of it gets sucked down the hole. It's kind of addictive really.  Note: You get a...|||Ya need tobacco to smoke it? Since when?|||I'd choose it over alcohol every day of the week, and twice on Sunday. Unfortunately, I also can no longer partake due to work. I fully support legalization and taxation though.|||I think humans in general are naturally violent. We might just be naturally inclined to find creative ways to do it effectively.|||Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.  Personally, I use photography as a reason to get outside and walk around. There are plenty of other things to do though. Disc golf, orienteering, geocaching, just...|||nvm...necro|||I wouldn't say that working in the marketing business automatically makes one a bad person. I think it depends what you make of it. Anyone can delve into the dark side of their chosen profession....|||You are a Reserved Builder.  You are detail-oriented, cautious, and practical, making you a BUILDER.     You are excellent at focusing on the concrete, functional elements of things, so you're good...|||That explains it.|||Only 6-7 times? Sounds like you're at a smaller airport. I was at IAD....try 60-70 a day, at least. Plus colostomy bags, people with roaches crawling out of their pant legs, rats living in the x-ray...|||Sounds about right. What is interesting though, is that you almost don't even want to list that on a resume. In my experience, it was viewed pretty badly by other potential employers. About the only...|||Slider Quit that job. That's about the only way to feel better. I did that for nearly three years and it only got worse until I finally told them to go fuck themselves and left. Life is much better...|||I just don't have the time, patience or inclination to live within a religion's bounds. I feel as if it would rob me of fully enjoying my own life. I wasn't raised with any sort of religion either...|||Ideal?  Here....and no coworkers, at all...  http://wikitravel.org/upload/en/7/7e/St_Mary_Lake.jpg|||Actually, existing is pretty easy since upper management is about as displeased with Microsoft products as I am, if not more-so. Our customers will use both, but they tend to prefer the reduced cost...'