'My interest is alcohol, which I find robust and intoxicating.|||Generally speaking, people do find it funny when I rip in to someone... but it's a pretty immature thing to do and I've cut it out A LOT in the past few years. That's more of an ESTJ thing to do now...|||Foreveeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!|||http://i44.tinypic.com/j6q2rb.jpg|||I'm a billionaire with many lucrative investments in the nail polish industry; I need not talk to a plebeian like yourself.   http://i42.tinypic.com/ekpcue.jpgl|||Yes, how I envy the need to pee sitting down and the monthly bleeding/mood swings.|||What do lipstick tubes have to do with your ovulation cycle?|||Well to most I suppose that would be an issue, however... I am quite skilled at slipping'in a little meat once in a while.   http://i44.tinypic.com/es21p0.jpg|||In Frasier's voice: Well I can be quite seductive... you know... it has been said that only the greatest of loves can withstand the power of... a mcdonalds cheeseburger.|||No... just stop thinking so much about it and spend your energy exercising. Exercise is good for keeping for head in check and with better health, you'll feel more at ease. If it's early on in your...|||What? You ignore him and pretend to be pissed off?|||Dr. Philip J. Fry suggests that the first step towards understanding your mental retardation is excepting your mental retardation.|||http://i41.tinypic.com/2lj6oig.jpg|||http://i39.tinypic.com/vevhgo.jpg  challenge accepted|||Young fool... one does not simply JOIN the ENTJ forum. ONE must first complete a series of intricate tasks, each one more sophisticated than the last... TASK NUMBER ONE: Create a facebook page for...|||no no, he wrote it about my day after he bought those lakers tickets and took his gf instead. He later found out that I not only didn't regret the douchey ditch, I appreciated it.  EDIT: ''not only...|||Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barkin' from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (Damn) I got my grub on, but didn't pig...|||No kidding, it was intended a joke, not an insult. I think ''missbossypants'' has serious control issues and hates when ''her'' threads don't go the way she wants them to.   Stop crying...|||How dare you|||What I'm hearing is your feet are sore from standing over the stove all day. Protip: fill the frying pan drawer with water and soak your feet whilst in the kitchen.|||Lol, well if you were an ENTJ you wouldn't need advice on basic logic... if he is a bad leader you should have an easy time convincing others to follow you instead. If they choose to follow this...|||Yes, any moment now Dr. Xavier should be bursting into my room and dawning me the next super-mutant king. Its getting kind of annoying...|||Lol, on the contrary. Maybe I'm one of the lucky ones, because I've got about four friends (who I've known for about 90% of my life) that I can talk about anything with. TBH I feel kind of bad for...|||This is all that one would need to do to fix an INFP child. BE A MAN.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2elfKEHWLH4|||Ahahah. You want to hangout sometime? I'd love to meet someone this retarded IRL. What nationality are you BTW (not a racist question, just trying to get some insight in to his 'logic'). And why did...|||The lack of grammar and apparent poor grasp of english suggests it is. I guess they bought a new computer for the community centre where he takes ESL classes.|||Lol. Don't be a cry baby. You took 'humour me' incredibly literally... especially considering it's a colloquial saying. Perhaps you are some self-proclaimed ''maskedvigiliante'' who is butt hurt...|||Sounds just like a moron who is trying to be funny. Probably didn't mean to offend you, he's just an idiot. Refer to my above post to the lonely INTJ woman. He probably just really wants to have sex...|||Paraphrased: I was being a boring INTJ as usual. When he wasn't receptive to my blatant insults (wit), he told me to buy a cat and some yarn, because I'd surely be needing them. The feeling is...|||Because of our warm and gentle nature.|||Barack Obama was born and raised in a Chinese military bunker.|||I am Canada, you many hey entp. to time entj hey but entp. you are debtor and not to be offence. you know now. it entf? it entp? hey? (sorry my Portuguese bad)|||Upholding social tact is subjective. I. DEMAND. QUESTIONS.... :@|||Don't worry about gaining ''our'' trust, worry more about losing it. I tend to fully trust anyone I have respect for, but if they lie to me or disrespect me it can be hard for them to gain it back....|||Caught her getting coffee inside the school. She initiated the conversation by saying sorry but she had to leave for an appointment, she just couldn't say it before we had to be quiet. I caught her...|||If you would have read my post more carefully you would have noticed I said I asked her to wait for me outside. She asked me if I meant outside the classroom. I said Yes. I didn't intend for that to...|||Well hello, first time posting on your guys' board. I'm just trying to understand how an INFP girl might act if she is shy, or if she is disinterested (in a romantic relationship). I'm currently...|||LOL  fan on all the time- check  music when on comp- check (in fact I listen to about 4-6 hours of music a day, headphones on all the time)  Not working in silence- check (always have a fan on...|||Yes, but I think an ISTP would give off more of an ''air'' of those qualities. Whereas an ENTJ tends to be much more outspoken about them, which seems to ''irk'' people a little more.  EDIT: by...|||Yeah this definitely sums me up. I hate when people call me delusional/arrogant because I always act capable and ''in control''. Just because I never have an ''I can't'' attitude doesn't mean I'm not...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU|||Lol, I can't afford the surgery yet... your mocking is very unjust :C|||Your mom knows how deep I can get. hur hur hur|||Lol yeah I've been meaning to start this same thread for a while now. I don't get why other people can't talk at the same rate....|||Your post starts incorrectly by leaving out the word ''been'' before the word ''doing'' at the start of your sentence... you're an ENTP.|||I love you.|||Well I can already do that... but it's my needs I'm talking about here.|||The ability to voluntarily control ejaculation.|||The good people at starbucks|||Not surprising. I'm sure the OP is used to making people disgusted, and well, since he's an INTP he probably had no friends to begin with, so...'