'My aunt and her husband just came to visit and stayed with us.  I've never really known them, but it was great to really talk with them all weekend.  Her husband was a chemist and is extremely...|||I see fragments of the waning moon through the tree and smoke.  The air is cool and damp.  I contemplate family and many lost years.  I wonder if there is a God.  If he is there, can he heal all that...|||No.  But I get really close.  I'm sure when I was younger, I was a much firmer p.|||Just start your list with procrastinate.....|||This is the p vs j function of personality.  I'm right in the middle there.  I like to get things done!|||I'm very scatterbrained, too.  I need to make lists in order of priority to stay on track.  It's quite relieving to cross items off the list as they're completed.|||Let's have a long heart to heart about us|||I want my team to go to the world series.  And a bj.  Ok, definitely the bj.|||Xanax!|||When I fix things.  I usually pick apart the overall design of it.  Most off the time, I think, Who is the idiot that thought that was a good idea?  How do they still have a job?     Best example...|||It's fun toying with stupid people.  More fun when they have no idea.|||That's funny!  He should use lube.|||Antacids are your friend!  I have some hellacious reflux from time to time.  When I get stressed, it gets out of control.|||I love this answer.  I really think you and I could be great friends.|||Can't go wrong with pizza.|||Me too.  Sorry for the miscommunication.|||Maybe not.  I'm referring to mafia wars on Facebook|||I was into it until I really got started. Like when it was a struggle to build the business.  After I had enough property and weapons, the challenge disappeared and I got bored really quick.|||Those sound like normal distributions to me.  Finding t given levels of certainty.  Shame on you for skipping!|||Spinal Tap the movie.  One of my favorites.  So entirely inappropriate!    http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/10/04/e7aefb06ad32ec8faec028e1ca4a2e91.jpg|||I did one for about 6 months.  It got boring really fast.|||I watch a lot of Netflix, but to me that's still TV.  I can't stand the commercials.|||Let me explain what i mean.   Regardless of whether there was a being that did in fact create theuniverse, or it was a natural occurrence, we call that point of creation God.  Whether it was spoken...|||I did pretty well in stats, but I'm not interested in any sexual favors.:D  what are you currently working on?  Normal distributions?|||I do however believe that is the extent of some people's intellectual capacity.|||The human body is a mystifying machine.  Just think of all the things happening without a single thought.  Your heart pumps, tie lungs breathe, hair grows, food digests, etc.  and that is WITHOUT...|||I think I bounce back and forth.  I can't stand to sit and ponder too long.  I have to think of a plan in broad terms, then just get after it.  I work details as I go.|||Ok, that's twice in 2 days.  What is wrong with me?  Back story:  a friend of mine at work lost her husband this morning.  We used to ride to work together before I moved.  Her husband did work at my...|||I like the first cause argument.|||Oh boy!  That's a question with a million answers.|||I was taught it's a sign of weakness.  You can only cry at funerals.  Other than that, you're a pussy.  It's hard to reprogram that.  It would be really beneficial, though.  My wife is a...|||I wasn't full on sobbing, if that's what you mean.  I'd need someone to punch me in the nuts, then.|||I cried yesterday.  Can't tell you the last time I did that.  I wanted to hide so no one could see me.  I'm a man, we don't cry, right?!|||I bought contacts 2 years ago.  They dry out so bad after starting at the computer all day, I just went back to my glasses.|||Wow, we accountants are dryer than a nice cabernet.|||Here's my baby.  I don't know if you can see it, but it's got a quilted maple top.  Made of solid mahogany.  Absolutely gorgeous, and sounds even better through my fender hot rod.  65 watts with...|||My lp is awesome!  I custom ordered it about 11 years ago.|||This whole city is going to have a hangover tomorrow.  Nobody is going to get anything done.|||I'm not into huge purple cocks.  On the other hand, if it was black...|||There is nothing worse than mediocrity!  If you have the ability to be exceptional in any way, you should take full advantage.  To not do so is disgraceful.|||If love to be acknowledged and appreciated.  I'd also like that WRX or an F-150. I'd like a custom surround sound system upstairs and down.  Throw in a Fender telecaster and a Gibson hollow body...|||I don't hate being an American, but I am ashamed by it sometimes.|||Does cider fall under the beer category?  I'm not being a smartass, just wondering what other people think.|||My family is from Wisconsin.  Tons of German immigrants in the 1800's.  Those people know how to do it right.|||Why would you get a tattoo unless is something that has great meaning for you?  That shit is not coming off.|||I just realized that as much as I talk about food, people might think I'm a total fatass.  I assure you, I'm not.|||Someone to make me a huge country breakfast.  Biscuits and gravy, bacon, scrambled eggs.  Maybe some hash browns.  And serve it up with a side of sweet lovin'.|||Had a dark hofbrau tonight.  German beer is the greatest.  here are the ones I've tried Warsteiner Warsteiner Dunkel Weihenstephan Grimbergen Hofbrau  Each and every one is great.  My favorite...|||2nd thought.  Mike Moustakas is a piece of shit.  Either hit the baseball or go away asshole!|||I keep having this image of having a huge party at my house.  We'd all get really drunk.  I'd make some great bbq.  I'd just play my guitar and sing all night.  We'd all sing a few together.  I would...'