'So deep.  Sorry ...|||I know how you feel, but that is fire that you may not want to play with.  But it is obviously your own call.  All I'd advise is don't mix that with any other downers. Opioids especially.  That's...|||Grumpy is the best.  I save her movie - voiced by Aubrey Plaza - on my DVR for whenever the nieces and nephews come over.  Of course I like it too because I'm a huge sucker, but  I understand what...|||I know.  I'd take another, but they're cat napping at the moment.  I see you have a precious ginger of your own.|||They're kinda young.  The one on the right is the girl.  She's maybe four now.  The boy is on the left.  He's somewhere around three.  I don't really know for sure though.  They're both adopted. ...|||716937716937|||I have no idea why, but for some reason I find this statement endlessly hilarious.  Well done, Sir.  Postcount +1.|||I am more than aware that there is this cultural thing where people who feel marginalized overcompensate by essentially calling who they see as their oppressors even when - at least other than having...|||Not at all.  I was making a joke.  But if want me to get unnecessarily snarky I suppose I could swing that, but I'm not particularly in the mood at the moment.  Do as you will, but I'm not really...|||Apropos of nothing phones are the absolute worst.|||It's not a trap sweetheart.  If you want to take your ball and go home a single tear shall not be shed.|||I'm not certain how to take that, but since you seem to be somewhat amicable I'll contribute.  I have been in situations such as everyone when I'm a hot mess.  I've also been very close with some...|||Guess what really pisses off NTPs.  Go ahead, guess.  I'll wait.|||I see what you're getting at with the humor.  If we can't laugh at our own wretchedness then what can we laugh at?  I will say that I picked up on more than a kernel of truth about yourself in what...|||Yup, so you just drop things like that anywhere you'd like?  Aww, are you going to go run to mommy or just admit that you're trying to mess with ENTPs?  Stop it.  It isn't cool.  Hold on, I'm...|||We all have that one story pocketed. It is the end is it not?  No, because we never want to tell that.  Shit, it would lay the end to our journey.  What we don't realize, proud Girl, is that we...|||Seadrona  Fuck you.  Write more.|||Far be it from me to tell you what to do MusiCago (on another random tangent Cook county is my home away and all that), but you had me on two things.  The first is that you're couching this...|||You can get doctorate degrees in this shit and still be as much of a dumbfuck as you sound like today.  I don't want to sound like an asshole, but in this case I kind of am.  Do you really want to...|||Dear Reader,  I have missed you.  Honestly I have.  The fucked up shit that has happened in our southeast really meddled with my travel plans.  But worry not.  I am still gainfully employed.  I...|||You are most welcome.  I appreciate the fact that you have a very few handfuls of fucks to give.  You're honest, and I like that.  So I'll be honest for a moment.  I'm a lazy fuck and I try to keep...|||Think I caught this in passing, but I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this.  What you've said catches me.  I don't want to say well done; just, thanks.|||Jake. Jake.  Why did he say that name?  It is not his own.  It is not the name of the creature curled next to him on the sand.  It had looked like a weasel when he had seen it in his room, but it...|||It does feel difficult to hold what a person holds to themselves.  It hurts one might say.  However, once you jump out of your sheets and see those eyes staring at you from the base of your bed you...|||I am, and I still find myself gross.  Better to wallow in your own filth I suppose.|||Hello, lurkers.  Are you going to leave it up to me and LittleDreamer and FueledByEvil?  If we're going to do this by some sort of power of ten then we're defeating the purpose.  Write something....|||And yes, careful with the truth from the mouth of babes.|||Stupid phone.|||This is so completely overanalyzed.  If he wants to fuck you he will.  If he doesn't he'll shove you off.  It's as simple as that.  Try to jump his bones and see what happens.  If you're looking...|||I know this is likely fiction, but some part of it hits you right in that not-so-sweet spot.  So, I shall respond shortly in kind.  Fiction?  That's for you to decide.  I wrote a nice tribute for...|||FueledByEvil Perhaps this is better said in a PM, but I think you've pretty much outed yourself.  In conversation with you I've come to appreciate what you're saying minus the bravado.  Pardon me...|||LittleDreamer There isn't a single person that can tell you how to feel.  Your grandmother is to you as she is.  Keep what you feel is necessary.  That is no ones business but yours.  Your...|||Okay, LittleDreamer.  This will be short because it must be.  I have other things to attend to.  Things that you perhaps may not understand, but I hope that you do.  I'm not conspicuous because I...|||We don't all fade.  Don't lose faith.  Very darkly beautiful.  I approve.  Dear reader,  I want to thank you all for heeding my advice.  I didn't have to cull a single one of you.  I'm now...|||Edit: I'm bad at this.|||Good on you for getting over it.  Keep writing, I'll listen.  Best,  Haldir|||mushr00m I do like kitties - I have three of them - and I also have a long history of liking INFPs.|||Dear reader,  I had to follow this asshole to Copley Square.  God damn it do I hate the T.  Boston is a fucking gentrified piece of shit.  There's a Burger King very close.  I forced his ass in...|||You're very close, but that is not from LOTRs.  That's Roland of Gilead from Stephen King's Dark Tower series.|||FueledByEvil  Either you've done some research or you know exactly what the fuck you're talking about from personal experience.  Whichever it is, well written.|||Dear reader,  I have to hop a flight from SAN to BOS for a meeting.  There is a guy that I need to see.  I'll warn you again.  Don't be anywhere near the Back Bay in the next 24 hours.  Sleep...|||I know how to shoot, son.  And if you don't know that character I feel poorly for you.|||Haha, not a worry!|||Good Christ.  Is fight training an INFP thing?  I've had a friend that is an INFP for a long time that could MMA your ass off.  I do not fuck around with INFPs.|||Dear reader,,  I hope that you took my advice.  Between myself and my friend we cleaned out half a theater.  You would not believe how quiet people  can be.  I don't know why I'm still hungry. ...|||Many of us would not call that a bad thing.|||It is difficult to write about yourself.  No blame being shed here; however it does take just a shade of your inner Rage Against the Machine.  I know INFPs have that.  I've witnessed it in person.|||Thought I'd stop by and say hello because I was invited to do so by one of your ilk.  Don't worry, I'm a very kind ENTP.  I'd like to hear some of your life stories and how you came to be who you...|||Is this supposed to be clever?  Because if you have two brain cells to rub together you do realize how dumb that response sounds, right?  I hope that you're just fucking with me.|||Dear reader,  I'm glad to be here for the eclipse.  I must admit that I planned it.  Do you know how many tourists I have dined on?  Have you ever been to Old Town?  You probably shouldn't.  They...'