'Your sarcasm needs more work.|||For quite some time I have had the desire to pursue my love of stand up comedy. Being at the disadvantage of not having any local venues to attempt the ass clinching aspect of going on stage, I...|||Dark, very dark, like interstellar space or an African's skin...   I laugh at the idea when someone finds something offensive when it has no conjunction with their daily lives.  If I use the word...|||next post|||I have been activated... exterminate!  1.) If you could have any dinosaur as a pet (miniature size, obviously) which dinosaur would you choose and why?  http://i.imgur.com/Dhfr8Rq.jpg  2.)...|||Ouch, that hurt very badly.... shit....|||The enjoyment of watching the world burn... *Pulls out the supplies to make s'mores*|||Playing devil's advocate.|||The Illuminati is running the new world order!!!!|||Ah, and once again we find an INTP finding logic in utter nonsense.|||http://static01.nyt.com/images/2013/08/04/magazine/04wmt/mag-04WMT-t_CA0-master675.jpg|||When my ex-wife asked me if I was excited to be a dad. I know how I felt... what I couldn't decide was which facial expression should I use?. I went with with smiling in the face of fear.  ...|||asking the question May I get your opinion on this?|||I still kill vasts amounts of wasps with a improvised flame thrower (rattle can and a lighter).  Ants... they ded  Spiders... The can go back outside to kill the other bugs.  Flies... I've...|||I've gone 3 weeks living off pop tarts, hot pockets and roman noddles without leaving the house and only responding to texts. But I was recovering from surgery and living alone.  Still.. I go days...|||Oh my god you are so fucking sexy! How are you single? <- an overly desperate girl I met on Tender  Because I refuse to repeatedly sick my dick into crazy...  Oh, I completely understand!...|||#YallQueda #YeeHawd (Admittedly funny... yet *sigh*)  Where is the police? Why is it that white people waving guns and protesting in the streets don't cause the same outrage? (Again *sigh*, this...|||Do you REALLY care about me?  Ignore... I was too lazy to notice.|||Evidence|||Tempting me with pizza... how sly of you.|||hehe.. he has a beer belly|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQcao5gD1E|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc|||Yeah, I can't help notice the look of the girl's face at 1:27 Thank god I am getting paid for this shit|||Splish splash I was taking a bath.|||Lack of humidity|||Already a better song|||To continue on with this fad.|||To the title, A stuck door.  The the post, a chance to learn something new.|||I would have to say Old Sparky would get the job done fairly well. It fried 315 individuals, certainly at handful were INTPs.|||Not being able to stop vomiting... the tears come no matter what.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0|||I have had long discussions about this with a couple of different people. Both my mother and sister have spatial sequence synesthesia. They both involuntarily see dates and months surrounding them....|||My goal in life is to figure out why everything is so meaningless... thus giving my life meaning.  PLEASE, for all things holey, do not poke holes in this paradox, for I may cease to exist.|||psychedelicmango good morning! It was a wonderful thing to wake up to, I'll save your words for tonight.|||I test as an INTP 50% of the time. So I am BiNTP, able to switch between the two when I so desire. But I do gravitate towards the INTP's because you are all a bunch of magnificent bastards! Mark my...|||I drive a lot, I enjoy ever aspect of it. You haven't truly experienced overcoming adversity until you have driven a piece of shit, on its last leg, through New York City with a ridiculous, self...|||When my daughter guilt trips me into adopting a homeless black child for Christmas...  http://i.imgur.com/Vtzbdae.jpg|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYArjS-Ee0|||I have been to several funerals in my life. I've been to all but one of my grandparents funerals (4 in total including a step-grandfather). I was a pallbearer for a good friends mother's funeral (She...|||INTonyP  That's funny I forgot she was in that movie and I really enjoyed that movie. My mind goes to this when I think of Andie Macdowell   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYQMEOp04Iw|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s26WxsgyKE|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VF5P7qLaEQ|||*Hammer  If you have not seen The Mist... please advert your eyes. Otherwise enjoy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktqNNsVJhUE  First time I saw this movie I forgot to breath until he...|||I was still a confused INTP at that point thank you very much! :rolleyes:|||Well I guess if you read the first line of my comment and stopped there, I could see how you come to that conclusion. I was referring to how it has caused such confusion among the population....|||It is the same as any type of addiction, your mind becomes adjusted to certain way of processing and habit that forms is the hardest part to break. When my ex-wife finally left the house and her...|||Honestly? It is hard to say really, we were already in bad shape prior to her leaving. I spent 6 months aware of the love being missing from the relationship on her part and 3 months is a desperate...|||I hate to be the one to tell you, but you are building her up in a manner that even if she did like you, she could never live up to. I am not exactly sure as to the reason you smitten by her if you...'