'Hands down, one of my absolute favorites!!! Sorry, read the title, got excited, didn't read instructions.  Editing...  Okay!  Context? I was a dork as a kid. I've never grown out of it:   ...|||Cool, guess I'll add one - it's easy: ...|||Going out on a limb - Julia Roberts?|||Chicken eating man eating chicken  Also, pigeons eating chicken|||Yeah, freedom. I kind of get where you're coming from. I just quit my job and I'm taking some time off to recalibrate. It's a huge weight off.|||Naturally:perc3:|||And that's where you went wrong...listening to what you're told. tsk tsk|||I don't have much to add to what has already been said, except, it would help to remember to show interest.  Once you spot someone you like and they seem to fit whatever criteria you have, it's a...|||Granted, this is probably more of a rant than anything else, but I feel like an INTP Lounge is a new safe space for me. Anyhow, people who feel the need to tell everyone just how strange they are...|||Will Smith?    I've only been able to guess like three of these...   Edit: Oh, right:...|||I've noticed the same thing.|||Me too. Hope it goes well|||Someone at work has been breaking into my locker at will. I have decided to call a truce|||Because Ne is an automatic process, it can be pretty hard to notice it at work. I do appreciate  hornpipe2's (EDIT:whoopsies... that was from brightflashes, I'd love to blame this mistake on...|||I realize that I'm pretty late, but why can't you just split the pie?|||I generally don't make statements that I can't back up, however, explaining  the steps I've taken to get there is another story. I am not patient enough to walk people through it. They tend to need...|||I was in Paris briefly and discovered that I could only count to three in French. This made  it difficult to realize that I was supposed to be looking for platform (?) four.|||Even though it's probably for the best, it saddens me that I can't will people to death.|||The Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan attack Rwanda genocide|||I do experience a twinge of guilt, but then I remind myself that the phone works both ways.|||Um, all of them? That's why we're friends. I don't understand having friends that I don't like. I define a friend as the very opposite: someone that I do like. If the person begins to morph into...|||You bite into a jaw buster candy and are genuinely surprised at the ensuing pain.|||Thank you for contributing toward my general distrust of oceanic things.|||I may need to consider including more specific information in my reminders|||I have to bring this thread back to mention the time my coworker had a really bad toothache. I went into the break room and grabbed an Advil. Using plastic spoons and a stapler with a few drops of...|||Or sign language|||You're trying to responsibly pack your lunch for work:|||Self-imposed rules make me laugh.  Who's gonna enforce it? Me? Pft.|||You bug your IT department so much that they go against strict department policy and give you administrative access to your computer.|||I'm having the same problem a lot recently. Here is the site I keep getting redirected to...|||Cowards. I hate them so much. Slimy sub-human scum. People who have just enough guts to do horrible things, but not enough to stand by it. They go into hiding and try to live a normal life without...|||Chess is one of those games that I really wish I could play but have absolutely no patience for. I get bored waiting for the other player. I get bored thinking about what to do next. I stop caring...|||I want to add that it's pretty dependent on the other person. If they're cool with hanging around me, fine. But when I start getting those stiff (in the girl's case) or too close (in the guy's case)...|||Like qingdom mentioned, I'm wary of rumors so I often remove myself from potential drama. There are some exceptions, but where I'm not fully comfortable with the spouse, I'll just stay away.|||That moment when your brain says, No. No productivity for you.|||http://68.media.tumblr.com/47665f4cf0d84531cecbfd7bd6d05ad3/tumblr_inline_obtjt0ESdR1r4lj9i_500.gif|||That was a very interesting/fun visual for some reason.|||I've nearly been a victim of accidental homicide/suicide on a monthly basis.|||I  asked my mom about this, and she also thought that I was blue or green. She actually couldn't decide between blue and green then when I told her that I thought the same and she found it funny. She...|||As pointed out, one way is to not debate things you don't know well.  To that, I'll add just don't debate. By this, I mean those heated arguments that often get termed as debates. Just don't do it. ...|||Eryngo, I actually laughed when I saw the mention.  I first saw this thread when it was initially made and it's taken me this long to think of an answer!  I don't know, it was really tough to come...|||WHO's THERE!  I - I mean, ahem. Who's there?|||I went to the market for some groceries and returned home with a fig tree. I don't have a yard. lolol|||I enjoy cooking, but I hate cleaning up after it.  Lately, the only thing that motivates me to cook is if it's for other people.  My general preference is for baking and Err's video hurt my feelings....|||I enjoy cooking, but I hate cleaning up after it.  Lately, the only thing that motivates me to cook is if it's for other people.  My general preference is for baking and Err's video hurt my feelings....|||*Quite a bit off topic*  Is it weird that   Salmon's sig is precisely how I think when I'm meeting people? It's creepy, but so, uh, accurate.  Anyway, please resume your conversation.  Also,...|||Open-Mindedness        You enjoy having novel experiences and seeing things in new ways.    (Your percentile: 98)  Conscientiousness         You probably have a messy desk!    (Your...|||Eryngo, this is my new favorite toy!  http://generated.inspirobot.me/048/aXm4787xjU.jpg|||I'm a snowflake ambiverted G. Sometimes, if I'm defending someone else, I'll go all Ge and verbally rip them apart in front of everyone. Most of the time, I'm Gi - people don't even know why they're...|||https://thehobbitholeplusme.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/nicholson-joker.jpg'