'I keep 2 lists.  One is digital, on a smart phone.  The other is a plastic clipboard with a grid of 30 small post-it notes, each with a task to be performed.  Once the task is complete, I replace...|||I suppose it depends on your point of view.  I have the ants under control, they just aren't where you can see them.  I have no intentions of letting them roam free, but will bring them out for the...|||The only person I know who tells me that I whine is my only IRL INTJ friend, who, by the way, is a chameleon and can seem like a feeler all day long.  It makes me stew in my own juices.|||Just from the frame I do not think I can watch.  I will take your word for it.  Please pass me the lavender, citronella, and Aerogard without budgie smuggling imagery.  Thanks.|||Since I have respect for you, I would not treat you as a fool.  I reacted to your disparagement.  However, I still feel this nagging, a bit like a mosquito that has intentions of feeding on blood. ...|||I just called PETA.  Be looking over your shoulder....|||I don't think you are using the most commonly held definition of attacked.  An attack involves two sides, and the definition that you subscribe to fully eliminates the experience of one of those...|||You're lucky that's the part that stuck.|||So you must be American too, INTent, since you understand.  Thanks for aiding in clarification.|||I could go for a barbie with a spit, just for a bit of spectacle.  Um, and they are shrimps not prawns around here.|||I disagree.  A personal attack intended by the attacker is no doubt an attack because of the intent.  A personal attack can also be a result of perception.  The attackee may experience a personal...|||I will offer a compromise, which is unusual for me.  Ants to start, and continued research into other options.  I am guessing that a mechanical solution would be your preference.  *takes ant farm and...|||OscarHollywood I understand that your friend has some influence (by virtue of the friend title) in your questioning, but is your friend expert enough to persuade you to doubt your typing?  The MBTI...|||Driving through the Florida Keys in a convertible at sunset = amazingly zen calming experience Driving through twisty mountains in a sports car on a Sunday afternoon = exhilarating challenge...|||I glanced over it.  My take is that a personal attack only has power if the attackee cares, but I did not get that from their responses.  It is not a surprise that I do not agree with more than...|||I consider a mere disagreement to be a response that refutes a statement made.  A personal attack addresses the person who made a statement.  If the attacker does not specifically mention me or my...|||I thought the ants the best choice.  It's definitely a natural, green choice that supports the circle of life but accomplishes a sinister stereotype facet of unwelcome-ness.  Carrion birds are messy,...|||Some possibilities for TheMorrigan: Strong acid, wood chipper, hungry sharks, carrion birds, pet food factory, mass grave, trash compactor,     or this: Man's genitals attacked by flesh-eating ants...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0BeV9RAQFg&playnext=1&list=PLCFABC6A65E017FE7  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM11ckYNz1w|||Classic!  We use Babyruth for that purpose in the US, and it can be a convincing decoy.    This will not achieve your desired result, logically speaking.|||Oh - my apologies.  I thought I was in the INTJ=asshole thread, not one meant for another type.|||I didn't know what a pollywaffle was until I googled it. A pollywaffle is a chocolate bar made in Australia. It is not what Americans/Canadians may think of as a breakfast waffle. Of course, you...|||I also know that part, but thanks for the response.  When I click on quote+, the check mark does not appear, even when trying to click on several responses.  This is why I originally posted....my...|||Yes, I know that part.  However, when I click on it, it only functions as Reply With Quote.  My quote+ is broken.|||You can wander away, but you will wander away under a false impression.  I did not implode, I just thought that I would point out that you did not get away with what you thought you could get away...|||My assholishness starts to show here.  2 statements, 2 paragraphs, but one insinuation.  I am a smart horse, remember?|||Oh you do insist on trying to be clever.  antiant is not a mare, but I would gladly give her a ride anytime.|||I don't seem to be able to multi-quote anymore.  Has this feature been deleted?|||There might be warm and empathetic ones out there, but I haven't met any.  I have met some who fake it well enough.   Many folks label them, but it doesn't mean the label is an accurate one.|||Don't be sad MisterLiver.  INTJs often don't care as much about what others think.  INTent you don't need to worry about that.  I'm still a smart horse and not a smart ass, in case you hadn't...|||At least TheMorrigan picks a festive tune.|||While you may not be as smart as we INTJs, that does not automatically make you or anyone else a moron....just a little less smart.  A smart horse doesn't need hands.  A smart horse thinks...|||WTF?!  NO! nononononooooooooo Since when do they care about math(s)?!|||That really bugs Eylrid too.  Have you two been visiting the same place...|||It's too bad that my balls are too big to fit in the hands.|||Strategy? Trolling? Derail? Me?  I heard somewhere we were supposed to be piranhas now.|||At least at first Orion, at first.|||Well, you are here in the INTJ=asshole thread, absolutely trying to be reasonable.  It makes logical sense to have a reasonable person be team leader.  antiant can represent the INTJs while you try...|||It is so nice to have actual advice from a real INTJ.  We have been missing such a person on this thread, and we are all greateful for you to team up with antiant.  Will you nominate yourself team...|||I choose door number 2.  I don't know which one, if one, antiant chooses.|||Simulated?  10char|||I have posted last on a few threads now, let's see if this thing still works....|||Even asking first will not guarantee access for me.  Asking may even result in automatic denial.   I'm formulating a plan.  Thanks for the tip, I'll add it to the list of possibilities.:wink:|||I happen to have a couple of lawyers hanging around.  It would put them to good use.|||Would another kind of shell work?  Like ammunition?  I would still use the fuck off note if that helps. *BOOM*  The asshole in question is also a close-talker.|||Leonardo DaVinci.  I would want to compare my personal experience with the legend created through history.  It would be an interesting experiment.|||I got a new team member a week ago (not my hire) who has decided he must bring me out of my shell.  I reached at least the third ring of work hell.|||I think we have common views on do no harm and common sense living.  As I see it, many of our problems are due to common sense not being so common after all.  That is the essence of why I would...|||You should not deny your feelings, and strong feelings for your child are natural.  If you didn't feel strongly for your child, I would question your parental fitness.  With that said, you should...|||This seems like idealism to me, but perhaps I am too pessimistic.  I believe that there are too many different people of differing temperaments, differing maturity levels, differing values, differing...'