'I've had problems with self-esteem issues ever since I can remember. It actually interferes with my relationships quite a bit. For example, I may ignore a person's message simply because I'm tired...|||Awww. :D  PS: Your new avatar scares me.|||The word pumpernickel actually means flatulent devil because the bread was thought to be so hard to digest that even the devil would become flatulent.|||It's true. I was *just* about to starve to death when Mojo showed me how to open a can of spaghettios without a can opener. He's like the Robin Hood of spaghettio land.|||That made my heart all sorts of happy to know I made an impression on you and we haven't even personally talked to each other. :DD  I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. <3|||Humanzee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia  I learned about it in my biology class. o:|||It is theoretically possible for the universe to fold in on itself.   It is also theoretically possible for a human to mate with a chimpanzee.   The first bionic eye was created a few weeks ago....|||Your signature picture makes me want to bake myself into a giant rainbow cupcake, it's so awesome.|||Blanket octopi are immune to the man o' war jellyfish poison, so they have a tendency to rip off the jellyfish's tentacles so that they can use them as weapons against other predators.   This is...|||I will get naked and jump on everyone.  EVERYONE.|||I think he's assuming you're an NT because you don't seem to value harmony the way that most Feelers do. I don't see why that's an unjustified assumption; nearly every time I see you on the forums,...|||I have a tendency to sing that Cher song that goes If I could turn back ti-ime. If I could find a wa-ay, loudly in public. Sucks 'cause I hate that song. So does everyone else who hears me sing. :p|||I actually googled them. XD|||Psychology pick-up lines:  Sex is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?  You remind me of my mother…  This isn’t just any cigar.  Are you happy to see me, or is...|||My coworkers should allow me to buy an office hamster named Slander. (I work for a newspaper)   Cribs should be made to feel like a giant uterus so babies don't cry as much.   If everyone...|||Confident people freak me out. I'm not entirely confident, and since everyone else just gushes over the ability to believe in yourself, I just assume that any confident person will judge me and not...|||It's like you fondled my emotions. o:   PS:  The best pick-up line ever used on me:  Hey, my name's Matt. Wanna fuck?|||I just want to be encased in a tiny entrapment made up entirely of INFJs.   You guys are so beautiful and special and I only know one of you IRL AND ISN'T THAT SAD? </3 Even Dostoevsky was an...|||Oh, I forgot.   I'm not sure if this has to do with being an ENFP, but when I was in like, kindergarten, we were learning the alphabet, and each day we would go over a different letter. One day we...|||I've told a few of these stories to different people on here, but whatever. I'll tell them again.  I was so obnoxiously hyper and talkative that my elementary teachers filed a complaint when my...|||I am probably the least manic pixie-ish dreamy girl around. >_> enfpstereotypes make me lawlhard|||DID I MISS THE POST WEAR SOMEONE REFERENCED RUMPELSTILTSKIN?!   I literally just shat my pants in excitement. Fucking LOVE that show...|||I just love you so much! XD   When I was younger, I used to never wear pants, much to my family's despair.  However, my uncle moved in with us like 3 years ago, so I started wearing pants for his...|||Yes, because sometimes I forget that it's not socially acceptable to disclose certain things to people you don't know very well. ._.|||Aww, I love reading about other people's dreams, what they want to do with their lives. I love this thread! :3   I'm a social work major with a minor in psychology with a goal to work in a...|||This reminds me of an actual argument with an ENTP friend over whether or not I'm a stupid/ignorant person. :dry:  I agree with many of the above posters. I also don't like how we're viewed as...|||Lumpy Space Princess is my spirit animal.   http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mut3DcCf1ryaoiro1_500.gif|||When I first saw this thread, I was like Poor Drewski! D: *internet hugz*  Have you talked to her about her anger? If it's unusual for her, something might be going on that she isn't telling you....|||I don't know if ENFP-ness has to do with anything, but sexual stuff is weird for me to explain.  Because, well, I think I have a relatively high sex drive.  BUT, I'm not attracted to very many...|||So, I recently had an idea for a suicide prevention project that I think is immensely important. It involves writing a blog, but I just can't motivate myself to start it. I started writing the first...|||Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. I do not recall this ENFP orientation of which you speak.|||duh.|||You are living in a tiny one-room plus bathroom dorm. Your roommate informs you that halfway through the semester, he (or she) will be moving out. You try to hide your relief, as you two have been...|||You are living in a tiny one-room plus bathroom dorm. Your roommate informs you that halfway through the semester, he (or she) will be moving out. You try to hide your relief, as you two have been...|||schmowzow@|||Obnoxious. Draining. Juvenile.|||Sea monsters freak me out too. A giant squid was recently caught on camera for the first time. I was like Those things actually live somewhere. ._. Also, have you heard of the bloop?|||Totes. For definitely.|||I feel like you're trying way too hard to present yourself as logical.|||I'm apparently a 4w3, which I identify with pretty accurately.  Even so, I don't really take enneagram quite as seriously as MBTI because it's not founded on scientific data.   I'm curious though,...|||Does your nihilist philosophy affect your lifestyle in any way? Or do you not think about that in your daily life?  And that is a hefty assumption to make. I applaud your magic snail preferences.|||That's deceptive and mean. :<|||Yeah, but if you use craigslist, then they're not really a friend; it's just benefits.  I will agree that penis-touching is a definite sign of FWB potential.  Also, OP why does it have to be...|||I actually don't know anything about the US military because it isn't anything that I've ever considered, but I would imagine no matter what, you'd have to undergo rigorous training and discipline. A...|||I feel like that sort of thing just happens.   I feel like it would be really awkward if you were like So, I only like you as a friend, and don't think I could stomach a relationship with you, but...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y|||mmm, genitals.   But seriously, who does that? Who goes You know what would really make this dish fantastic? My genitals. -slice-|||There are cannibals in jail? Are most criminals cannibals? O_o I'm just saying, if it was well seasoned and smelled really good, and had like, barbecue sauce on the side, then maybe.|||Ah, thanks! That's what I was looking for. But still, one little bite couldn't hurt? >_>|||I heard that diseases can result from cannibalism. How is that?'