'http://forums.oce.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=10843|||A for effort: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130924205420/creepypasta/images/3/3f/252483122828944276_etx3sdha_f1.jpg|||You're making me choose?   I don't mind choosing, I just don't like being forced into it publically.   Years back when I was in university, this corporate motivational guru was doing a talk and...|||Two. Maybe.  As much as I can type.|||Why not Zoidberg's?  (/) (°,,,°) (/)   http://i.bittwiddlers.org/KHB.gif|||I've been in management consulting for about 8 years. Both internally and externally, only those with social and people-management skills will succeed, whether it's natural or learnt: in my case I...|||So basically, anyone with 'daddy issues'.|||If you need to slaughter him, feel free to borrow my pork sword.|||Such a long, drawn out contest, to see who's the world's best drug dealer.|||Play your cards right...     I hate to break it to you kid, but that wasn't Santa.|||https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/80/8e/d4/808ed4d069d9b58f19da308d91b152d2.jpg|||Buying something on my kindle wish list is even handier.|||Yeah, this - just less wordy. Heh.|||One of mine definitely disappeared into the warp/dimension X recently.|||If she needed that much space to ask a simple question, I would have probably asphyxiated her with my manky socks. She got off lucky.|||tl;dr - didn't get any?|||Immature kids and/or trolls.   Yes, be aware of your strengths, but please don't use this as an excuse to not work on your weaknesses. MBTI has always been a development framework for me, to figure...|||I've gone from being a management consultant in a global firm, to moving in-house to build and launch the graduate development program for junior consultants. Strictly speaking I'm in talent...|||I like cuddles.  I didn't read any of that post, as it was about a million sentences too long.|||Depends if I'm fucking with or not.   Never was so little said, through so much, and understood by so few.|||Yeah, you're more of a latte.|||If you're wearing a jacket or ideally a waistcoat it won't.|||Nothing, but that's because there's no such thing as a double windsor - it's just a windsor. And for the love of god, don't put a dimple in it.|||A serious lack of empathy across the board.|||Windsor knot, bro - windsor knot.|||That's a bit of a change from a few years ago, and it looks like someone's gone corporate.|||Sad commentary.  Declining standards on this forum, roughly about the time I decided to bugger off for a few months.|||1) I'm 2) lazy 3) so 4) ask  5) me 6) some 7) set 8) questions 9) because 10) I|||Should have drawn it in crayon.|||Your sister being?  And hello PerC, I figured I'd come and wish you assholes all a belated Merry Christmas.|||Error 404, you broke it :(|||Does he approve of my wind?|||I make this shit look good. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10486554_824611217561026_3056814583279286682_o.jpg|||It's just occurred to me that The West Wing started 15 years ago.  :/|||I have my own style most certainly but I wouldn't call myself a hipster, I just like the 50s/60s throwback look.|||There's always room for redheads.|||So basically you're mates with Princess Luna? http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130501180742/mlpfanart/images/3/36/170px-Canterlot_Castle_Luna.png  Autograph. maybe?|||I work in professional services, I have this on a coffee mug: http://www.irlbrl.com/markl/blogimages/despair_consulting.jpg|||Just to be on the safe side, don't feed it after midnight.|||How ARRRR you, SOMALI PIRATE?|||It's alright, you can admit it. Conveniently I live in a desert; who knew?|||Depends: is my name just being directly swapped out for the moustachioed Austrian's?|||Which isn't all that often, although a bit more so this year.   bethdeth do you want to recap my uniballer status?|||I had problems with my shoulder for ages lugging a work laptop, eventually moved to one on rollers and it made a huge difference.    Doctor told me it's all about the rotation, so generally heavy...|||From a few months ago:  https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/988833_10154054148240232_714271785259979026_n.jpg|||I found my back is somewhat knackered on New Year's Day when I hurt it. Two dried out disks in the lower back with one bulging, and apparently I have what's called Facet Joint Osteoarthritis. Hurt it...|||It's the turn of phrase that does it for me, and I see you've read Neither Here nor There. If you've yet to read it, Katz reppears (genuinely) in A Walk in the Woods.|||Indeed, the man does have a way with words. I believe he reached his zenith with, disporting in the altogether when referring to nubile females. He's used that twice in a similar context, not that...|||... fwiw that is a great book. Big fan of Bryson even though he's had a few misses over the years.   His compilation of UK newspaper columns during the period he returned to the US was hilarious,...|||Ah yes, now I remember xD  I've always seen my self as a Big Cat:'