'I don't envy you, but at the same time, I look back on those days and wonder at all the free time. Read. And read some more. And go to a museum and sit on a bench. Maybe a play or opera or concert....|||INTJ | Shop Catalog  This INTJ-themed gift giving guide made me smile.|||This is why we built. On a postage-stamp-sized lot, but it's all ours, and exactly how we want.|||This is true, and it gets better! The word for fist bump is Ghettofaust. Ghetto fist.  And hip hop, rap, r&b etc is collectively called Black Musik. And there's nothing wrong with all that...|||I have to speak German all day at my job. And today one of them made fun of the way I say the word rack. Not hreck like they do. But correctly. Because it's an English word.|||INTJs make the best psycho's what?|||I haven't flipped a house, but I am living in one that I designed and had built. Down to the number and placement of our insane number of light switches and electrical outlets. I even planned a light...|||This is my reason too.|||Ready for the company Christmas Party. First three hours is a buffet dinner, then a three hour long variety and comedy show. It started 18 minutes ago, but my husband isn't home yet. I'm glad I get...|||My mother in law has a brain like a sieve, I think. No thinking allowed, it all just seeps out of her mouth.  I have escaped to my bedroom under the pretext of having a bag to pack. Because sitting...|||https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=bling&year_start=1800&year_end=2008&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=t1%3B%2Cbling%3B%2Cc0|||I'm just about the opposite of a hoarder. My parents are absolute slobs, their house is totally trashed. They aren't hoarders, but don't value cleanliness/safety/health/pride, so they never cleaned...|||When you feel sad as you decorate the Christmas tree alone... because next year your child will be old enough to want to help!|||I loved A Brave New World and read it first. And at least three times. I read 1984 only once and thought it was okay. I even read Atlas Shrugged twice, so this says a lot.  I guess one problem is...|||In Germany, you can get a frozen pizza with corn on it. Two no no's, judging from what I've read here. Many assume this is an American thing, and they are surprised to hear otherwise.   I'd like to...|||I remember my sister had a baby doll that went MAMA and then cried if you pulled the pacifier out of its mouth. But you could flip the little RECORD (80s kids) inside its back so that it would go...|||I can't be bothered to be offended or pass judgement. I can tell you why you want to learn to fit in with the average Joe. Because it is to your disadvantage when you don't. I'm not sure how much...|||Here are some absurd German comedy sketches. You don't need to speak German to find it funny.  First one is called The Yodel School.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6RyQCggdI  Second is...|||I think your rejection of dumb people is very simplistic. Everyone has their strengths, and everyone can learn something from anyone. And I think expecting happiness because you plan only to hang out...|||What hags. You are not blowing this out of proportion at all. The mother of BF'sB'sF may be innocent, but insensitive. Maybe she didn't know she wasn't supposed to know. But still a cow, because who...|||Because I don't care for gossip, people tell me EVERYTHING!|||I am a medical technologist. I test human samples (mostly blood but also other stuff). I mostly do antibody testing, but also do coagulation, urinalysis, and chemistry (cholesterol, enzymes etc). I'm...|||The two year old child :tongue:|||I have not and will not change my Facebook picture to the French flag, and I'm amused at alllll the people I know who have done it. One friend of a Facebook friend changed his picture to a sheep and...|||3? I am willing to try everything, but I don't like most things that have a very strong smell. I don't really like any seafood, although sushi is ok because it doesn't smell god awful. I don't like...|||A coworker came running at me frantically last week, asking if I have a USB stick. I said nope.   I have two. But no clue what's saved on them, so nope.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0  Definitely this.|||I think it doesn't matter what personality type he is. He doesn't seem  assertive enough for you, if you really want him to be the one to give you a sign. Even if you eventually ask him, or he speaks...|||Where I live it costs 65 Euros an hour! OP must be coming up with some killer business ideas in there :P|||I've been wanting to try this ever since I heard about it, but am nervous for some reason.|||Drunk colleague strikes again. He had the day off today and called every extension in the lab one by one. Even our boss spoke to him. He needs help, yesterday.|||Sorry, I thought it was maybe an article written by a female INTJ about her struggle, and was disappointed. Call it a sentence-long tantrum. :P  I wish I hadn't commented now because I don't feel...|||Saturday night I'm babysitting for the 4 month old of a friend of my husband's so they can go to a party. Everyone else who they would trust to babysit will be at the party. I'm not accepting money,...|||You gave me a great idea for an invention...|||I found this article poorly written and quite sexist.|||My roommate and I used to spray our clothes with febreeze instead of washing them.   I have often wished I could pay someone to go pee for me...|||I think intelligent people seek out in a partner the strengths that they don't have. And thoughtful partners seek out a partner that has a similar philosophy/worldview. Hopefully the partner you...|||What are your stances on drinking alcohol alone in the middle of the day?   I have the day off, while my husband is at work, and kid is at daycare, for the first time..... ever. It's 1PM here, I...|||I got told off by a worker at Macy's for returning half of my registry... by myself. Not, Why did you put all this stuff you didn't want on your registry? (because the plan was always to return it...|||I think a sex life consisting only of BDSM would be as tedious as eating sushi or tacos every night. I like both (all three?), but if you do the same thing all the time it gets stale. Which is why I...|||I saw the Mona Lisa once. Barely. It was surprisingly small and people are all crammed into one room to get a look at it. It's under thick glass, and a velvet rope keeps everyone a few feet back....|||This x 10 million :D|||If being suicidal means not wanting to live anymore, or wanting to die, then I have never been suicidal. Even if living a life from beginning to its natural/unplanned end is pointless, even if...|||They are usually normal slippers... If I know I am visiting someone, I bring my own slippers. I can understand feeling grossed out about that, but if they are just for guests, they are probably worn...|||I live in Germany, and here people remove their shoes when they step inside. Every respectable German has a pair of Hausschuhe, and often several extra pairs for guests. I'm wearing mine right now....|||I always check. I don't get too many that it takes up much time. :neglected:|||This happens to me a lot too, starting from childhood. I feel like my siblings and cousins all think this way of me. I think I don't reveal enough of myself to people, there's nothing for other...|||Rent a (mini)bus?|||A close family member is publicly celebrating 90 days of sobriety on Facebook, nearly a hundred likes/encouraging comments so far. 91 days ago she was arrested for heroin possession and child...|||... you do the happy dance because new lab equipment!  http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7yLYui2O_heO9V5QnjqSW4F1oNDHLH_01JxO6HWAQ6pKwV4QSS2X7Gg'