'Buy someone else's failure for peanuts, make it a success, profit.   *If you have dependents, work for someone else who offers great benefits.   What did you have in mind for a business?|||I learned pretty early on how to do good in school with minimal effort. I recall in the fourth grade a school wide book reading competition. As a way to prove you read a certain book you would have...|||You should clean your keyboard or get a new one. You've lost your G.|||It is hard to be considered patriotic when someone calls you out for being non-patriotic. Who would cast votes for someone who isn't patriotic? The way he almost snapped, as you put it, was purely...|||*skeptical* What are your sources?   My understanding is that while it could be possible, like <1%. It would be very highly unlikely to get a STI from a handy.|||You know, when we bought our house, we didn't have a washer and dryer for the first 6 months or so. I freaking loved going to the laundromat. Stuff all our shit into one or two machines, do whatever...|||I copied these quotes and sent them to my wife. She thought that I had written them. I still get amazed at how complete strangers can be so similar to me.|||Barnacle. I'd be just hanging out, catching a free ride, on a whale or boat.|||How fuck are we supposed to know?!|||It is hard to explain if you've never experienced bad sex or in your case... sex. Try to relate it to pizza (or favorite food of choice). There is great pizza, good pizza, and in a very rare instance...|||lol you are such a fucking naive INFJ. I mean that endearingly.   My INFJ was once like you. She wanted to be in love and have everything perfect before busting that cherry. So in stereotypical...|||I had to clarify this statement to my INFJ wife as well, she believed I used the wrong word, I digress. In context, I was using the word shallow to mean lacking in depth of knowledge, thought, or...|||When was the last time you went out in public and saw a bunch of people fucking or jilling off, squirting all over the place? You haven't. People don't do that. Instead, you invite a stranger,...|||Virgins get a pass.|||You don't know many estps huh? Lol. I think that because words equate to action for me.|||Have fun going off and fucking yourself. Kind of defeats the purpose of finding someone to share the intimate experience of orgasaming, no?|||I take it you've never had the displeasure of bad sex. :X  Connection and trust is important for me as well. Sex can just as easily, and quicker in ways, bridge the gap with some one you're...|||Is waiting something people do? Wasting my time to get to know you, only to find out you're terrible at the sex is a huge turn off. Schedules or distances aside, if you ain't keeping up with my...|||nailed it.   I would include anyone I truly admire or respect saying they are disappointed with something I did.|||I do enjoy trying to fix someone who is broken. I could never make it in the profession however, I don't have the patience for the damaged goods to rehabilitate itself.  Due to some court mandated...|||Haircuts.  I'm sorry but when I am getting my haircut, I don't want to talk to you. I don't know you, I can't hear you well, and I won't be seeing you again until 30-45 days from now. So shut up,...|||Yeah I know that now. I wish I had the confidence and knowledge back then to let the shit fly.    Bro... There isn't time to sit around and think about nonsensical crap, we are too busy doing...|||I am not quite sure I agree with you. When it comes to the feels, I have a problem describing them too.   In my college art classes, we had to create artists statements for our work. I was fucking...|||Freedom, someone who laughs when I insult them, intelligence, trust, good lay, and a cool ass sidekick who I can impress.  Sex is pretty important. I suppose my feelings about time before we get it...|||I'm happy with sex or drugs or on occasion food.|||Ha. I get this a lot in my job. I've been reported as sexist, racist, and discriminatory. I can't stand it because it is too easy for people to use differences as a means to a defense. What the...|||Wife, INFJ, and I were together for 7 years dating on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on. Mostly due to my indecisiveness. If you like the dude, don't put too much pressure...|||Wife, INFJ, and I were together for 7 years dating on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on. Mostly due to my indecisiveness. If you like the dude, don't put too much pressure...|||My wife absolutely sucks at packing a dishwasher. It really does piss me off.   Liars are my number one trigger.   https://youtu.be/0SmyATAYsNs   This scene from Zootopia had me crying from...|||https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ObdC3uhPeEY/hqdefault.jpg|||when my shit gets vandalized, it pisses me off!|||There is a thread or discussion on the topic somewhere in this forum already.|||No don't do those things. Do something new which involves other people. Team sports, social club, volunteering, theatre, classes, etc.   Currently my time is filled with family life, work, and...|||Go do something new and different.|||https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder248/500x/66729248.jpg|||I never said he wasn't a narcissist. I said he doesn't have  narcissist personality disorder. Its my platform because it is impossible to prove that he does have NPD. Just because some doctors said...|||Every estp shows enough traits to probably be diagnosed NPD and ADHD and ASD. Doesn't mean shit.|||As a start, give me a specific example of what leads you to believe he isn't estp or is has NPD.|||ugh!   You guys don't understand, well some of you do, Trump is an ESTP. If you can't understand why, it is because you're not an ESTP. The narcissism isn't real. There is no disorder. Everything...|||I tend to like great movies and Disney tends to make a good number of them.   Regarding B&B, the movie was on TV on christmas eve, I sat down with the family to watch it. The ballroom scene starts...|||Cuz it is fun and you make great company. There could be feelings but the inconvenience of the travelling schedule makes a relationship illogical.|||Try Breckenridge or any other slopes between there and Boulder.|||DP took the nut with grace. We cool.  C U Next Tuesday. ;)|||That is where you are wrong. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Let me know when you're ready for this salty nut I'm working up for you. Please try not to choke on it.|||http://www.cameronherold.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Chicken-Shit.jpg|||Go suck on some salty nuts.|||https://youtu.be/ZDUq9BBr3bA   Ladies, ladies, ladies. As the current estp elder of this thread, let me try to ease the tension a little bit. I think we can all agree Drunk Parrot is the biggest...|||There have definitely been times I could relate to this.|||I feel you. I never really considered or realized that fit people are usually the people with a trainer. Makes sense though, a wealthy person likely pays someone else to manage their wealth.|||Ah... Well here is hoping you get a lot of hot guys and gals to train and no fatties.'