'Well, I mean, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm Canadian but even I could see that y'all should have elected Bernie Sanders.    You're right. I think I was just reading a heavy amount of...|||...when the only other human beings you interact with are the ones you buy food from.|||Yeah, I saw recently that it was the 25th anniversary of the character's introduction on that series.|||Everything seems to have a dark/night mode now. Twitter, YouTube, and whatnot. Even the new iOS 11 has this peculiar feature where you can invert colours and make everything dark. I dig it. Now we...|||Absolutely right on all points.  I'm certainly no stranger to having certain things assumed about me because, frankly, until you have the opportunity to get to know a person all you can really do...|||Jesus, some of these feminists come down pretty hard. I feel as though I'm a dangerous menace to society just for being male. The other day I was walking out of a parking lot onto the sidewalk and...|||Candy.|||Worrying about how I'm going to make it to Tuesday.|||Same, actually! I live in a part of the world that's well-known for its unique accent and dialect and people sometimes find it strange that I don't speak that way. The thing is, though, I can turn it...|||You just reminded me of a monologue that The Undertaker did about twenty years ago, right around the time they were about to introduce his long-lost brother Kane, where he talked about the...|||After reading a whole bunch of Shakespeare uninterrupted, there's actually that odd adjustment period of getting back to reading and speaking modern again. I think if I were to read nothing but...|||Better to be a good looking pedestrian than an ugly driver I suppose. :laughing:|||If that's the case, then I'm the most unattractive guy you'll ever come across. :laughing:|||More pirate talk.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WwgZtw3-z4  :laughing:|||Same as quote tags, just replace the word 'quote' with the word 'spoiler'.|||When someone says that, my initial thought is that they're frustrated with something very specific that one person or a group of people have done which showed either a lack of intelligence or good...|||In the fourteen months I was gone from the forum I wrote a handful of new poems.   I think I'll put them up on my blog here now.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc-xXOE1Jws|||I like how Alexa Bliss borrowed elements of the character's image and made it her own. ...|||Allman Brothers Band.|||Well buddy, when I die, throw my body in the back Drive me to the junkyard in my Cadillac  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKLWE29X0AApMD0.jpg  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKLWE3OXcAIhgWQ.jpg ...|||Food, money, a lover's company, a rocket ship to Mars.|||Arrrrr, I once tried to join the pirate choir but I couldn't quite hit the high C's.|||All the time. I'm quite the escapist. I basically live in my head whenever I'm not around people, which is the vast majority of the time.|||https://humorinamerica.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/poe_reading.jpg|||Omelette du fromage.  It's what you make when all you've got left in the fridge are two eggs and a bit of shredded cheese.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3fDM_ikzD4|||Man...  ...I just spent the whole night cleaning my room, and I mean gutting it. Over the course of three years I had accumulated this colossal mountain of stuff in bags and boxes that were just...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au4nG0ixLYk|||Stupid sexy Flanders.|||In my estimation, only four men throughout history have been able to really pull off a solid mustache:   Freddie Mercury, Burt Reynolds, Rick Rude, and Tom Selleck.|||I was at school when the news broke.  Grade seven, age eleven.|||I wasn't ready to mourn the loss of a legend today, especially one of the funniest, wittiest, most entertaining people who ever walked the earth.  Rest in peace, Bobby Heenan. Thank you for all the...|||I don't have much of an interest in coffee or its culture, and I certainly don't like loud, obnoxious crowds.  So this begs the question: why the fuck did I ever work at Starbucks?  Like, it's...|||I made a post in another thread about feeling like a minority in certain ways, just not related to things like gender and sexuality and whatnot.  However, I did have a unique experience working at...|||I feel the exact same way.  Oh, you live in Canada too? My, what a coincidence.|||I'm not a part of any recognized social minority in the sense of how society at large categorizes it (i.e. race, religion, sexuality, gender, etc.) but I do tend to view myself as a minority in terms...|||I feel much the same way. I tend to oscillate frequently between feeling so enthusiastic about the richness of life that I'd like to live forever and being so in the doldrums of despair that I'd like...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZnT_s-n__g  Had to.|||I've said this a few times before, but I'm pretty certain I've given up all hope on ever having the conventional things that most people would correlate with a normal life. There's just something...|||I third the proposal. I'll take any excuse I can to wear an ostentatious fur coat in public.|||I can tell you that the area code where I live is 709 (now you know where I live), and people indeed say it seven-o-nine. We even have a song about it:  ...|||Are there actually psychotherapists out there who do that thing where they get you to lay on a couch and start unraveling your life history, trying to pinpoint the roots of your issues? I've always...|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0xraaC6dQM|||I did the calculation and figured out that right now, on this specific day, I am precisely the same age Jim Morrison was on the day that he died. It's surreal to think that after idolizing him for so...|||@MissAl, you're beautiful. :proud:  Here's a blast from the past. I just dug up these photos of yours truly on PROM NIGHT, ten years ago. ...|||Today I felt really good about myself based on a couple of small but very significant acts of maturity, responsibility, and kindness. I love when things work out smoothly and according to plan.  On...|||Whimsical, kaleidoscopic, creative arousal.|||If I had as many friends as I have sad poems, I wouldn't need to write sad poems.|||I just doubled up the data plan on my phone and I really, REALLY should have done it months ago because I've been losing a fortune on data overage for a while now, regularly burning through double my...'