'Okay, dude bro. I'm breaking my trollfest for a moment to be serious about this.  So sit down and shut up.  I got married at the age of 22 to the first girl I felt really got me. I was with her...|||Joffrey! There's a rustling about, prepare thy jimmies!|||There's usually a point when I contact someone. Even if that point is just to make sure they're alive. I got a few friends that aren't active on social media at all, and we talk for about 30 mins...|||Exactly|||For the most part, my roommate is cool. But fuck, I hate being in the house when he eats. He turns into a fucking mouth breather, smacks his lips constantly and does all the super grotesque stuff...|||Come down to TN, I'll take ya dancing|||Notable exception: ISFPs. They are just so damn loveable and innocent that I just want to protect them and guard them from the atrocities of the world so they can maintain that last bastion of...|||If you want laid, I got you fam.  You want a relationship, I'm probably not the best advice.  But there is on piece I'm confident in giving: tonight, leave him be. Grab his favourite alcohol...|||Emotional train wreck Feelers are just juvenile narcissists in the making, for they have not yet harnessed how to get others to pity them, and how to use that pity to their advantage. If they never...|||Thus it is decreed in Pandara Obscura Ch 46, pg 75, para 72.72, and the anthology of Based Panda, The Sayings of Woke, verse 7920, which itself comes from The Way of the Panda, ch 66, pg 69 verse...|||Feelers come in exactly three flavours: 1) emotional trainwrecks 2) nosey as hell and want to get involved in problems, ie, overly empathetic 3) narcissists|||Just straight up ask him for that dick. Can even go super flirty with it if you. Next time he pats you on the head, say, pat on the ass works better.  Or next time, that you're in bed, shove that...|||Probably because common courtesy has absolutely nothing to do with MBTI. Some of the most narcissistic asshats I've ever met were Feelers. Explain that one.|||Indeed. ISTPs are just wayward INTPs who want to be different and pretend that labels and such don't matter. It's why they're always angry all the time, rebelling against their true nature|||I just found a place that does swing dancing here. I am excite|||Praise unto the panda|||Still so young and naive. Can't want to ruin them.|||Psh, if you mean can't get past because they get lost in it, sure...|||C'est la vie, darlin. Same on my end, chocolate and all. I'm back down in Tennessee again, doing that college kid stuff.|||cursive !!! My love! How have you been chica?|||Avoid at all costs. Them and ENTJs. Never met a healthy one and unhealthy ones are just sociopathic level narcissists.|||For the sake of argument, define affair.|||I'm one of the resident grouchy, crusty grognards. I come and go. You might see me, you might not. But you can be damn sure I'll Never Forget  If you don't see me, just take anything cursive says...|||Casual sex addict and binge drinker here. (3 girls this weekend, only early remember one, fuzzy on the second and no memory of the third, but plenty of witnesses confirm there was a third). Shut down...|||I'm a god damn savage with a hint of refinement   717313|||Never! Though, I don't remember a lot of this weekend. There was one particularly hot bridesmaid I remember clearly, though.|||Okay, can we finally just shatter this whole business that MBTI is: 1) even remotely accurate 2) anything other than a categorical process designed to break down how people intake and process...|||Use him for sex and a sugar daddy. Yolo|||#neverforget|||Okay, first you need to remember and never forget that there is no real difference between INTP and ISTP.  The biggest difference is, and what you're experiencing, is that ISTPs are just delusional...|||https://youtu.be/vWaljXUiCaE|||I've learned to solve most of these issues rather efficiently.   I like to learn and do things. So, when I get involved in X interest, I seek out those that are great at it and try to limit...|||Same. With one caveat. Holy fuckballs, their logic is so god damn wonky. I mean, they can rationalize it, but they say stuff that makes NO sense until they explain it.  Perfect example. I was...|||Y'know... I'm starting to realize I have some SERIOUSLY self destructive behaviours. Or else I'm subconsciously an emotional masochist. Who knows.|||Well... okay then....  I just want to somehow turn this into the tired yet/running through my head all night pick up line. Just can't get it to flow well.|||While there's no real hard set stereotypes, I've come to notice a trend of diehard trying to be the best at something not really an ISTP trait.  Instead, most I've noticed really only strive for...|||Hahahahahahshahahahahaha, oh shit. I forgot that was in my sig,  Nubb  I can't stop laughing at it|||get out of my head|||Well. I mean. You still send em to me.|||My oldest friend is INFJ. But otherwise, yea. Fucking everywhere|||Fair enough.|||Hell yea. Life goal is to thru hike the PCT. Admittedly, my ex killed my love of it... But, something I'm dying to get back into.|||If I wasn't moving back to Indiana on Friday, I'd ask where at|||I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about at this point. Considering you're first post was a reply to my having Asperger's and that eye contact is therefor hard for me to do, and your...|||Not exactly that. I just be me.|||Eh... I have Asperger's. Eye contact is hard.|||I figured you had to be in TN somewhere. Wasn't sure if you were IN Nash or FROM Nash. Either way, you had to live in Knox for a bit.|||Nashvols  Dafuq you located? I'm in KnoxVegas|||Nubb sends me machine porn all the time. It's fantastic  Other than that, Tuesdays between 0900 and 1200 History Channel had a Modern Marvel marathon for like three years. It was a well known fact...|||Uhhh...  I sleep with girls I never had any real interest in because of it. Not even trying to flirt, but somehow there's a naked woman in front of me.  Sooooooooooooooooooooo... I'm going with...'