'Still waiting on the zombie apocalypse to end this boredom.|||Thanks for this thread. It makes me feel better. I am only a rainbow vomit INFP if I am high on loads of prozac. And it really does take a lot of prozac.|||painting a sheep. He's black. In the background is a picture on the wall with 5 other sheep all different colours (pink, white, green, yellow, blue). His family. He's looking at the picture. Happy to...|||Like I’ve spent my whole life watching other people experience happiness. Basically I feel intrinsically flawed, but oh isn’t that so fucking romantic. I feel sick of myself.|||I don't have a single friend left. It happened so slowly that I didn't even notice at first. I was lonely today and thought I would call someone, but I had no one to call. What the fuck happened?|||I have not eaten in four days. I don't care. Right now I just want to be perfect. Then maybe someone will love me again.|||Lately I feel so fucking angry and I can't really explain why. I'm just really fucking goddamn angry.  Thanks for listening.|||Why do people tell me their secrets?  I must look innocent or something.  Two people just told me things today that, if I were feeling evil, could potentially destroy careers, hopes and dreams....|||i am so sorry about your cat :(|||I feel for you. I had panic disorder and it got to this point. If you cannot call them back maybe a friend could do it for you. A good psychologist saved my life (I know how that must sound and I...|||I had to speak in public again today in front of a large group, only today I really fucked it up. I mean I REALLY fucked it up. What’s odd is that normally I am a nervous wreck before public speaking...|||Please stop texting people when you are talking to me. IT IS SO FUCKING RUDE!|||I am so sorry. I had a similar experience last month. I know it hurts so badly. I try to imagine him young and healthy running around chasing butterflies in a beautiful field. I'm not sure I believe...|||awwww. I was freaked out as well. Maybe ask the dentist to give you some ativan for the night before so you can sleep. You honestly do not feel anything during and you will most likely be drugged, so...|||I get like this too. I normally don't plan things unless it has to do with someone I like. I put so much into it. This happened to me the other day. He couldn't make it and I was so upset. I'm so...|||I feel like people should see through me. I was making shit up the whole time. I was terrified. I had no idea what I was doing or talking about but they loved me.  I got it.  I donx92t deserve it. ...|||my first thought when I read the title was Death, but then I'm not in a good mood.|||You are welcome. No really, I love spending so much of my time being your councilor. I love how when I have even the smallest problem that I need to talk about you are nowhere to be found. I love...|||I literally just sneezed beer all over my computer screen.|||I can't shake the feeling that something bad is going to happen to me very soon. I have no idea why.|||recent events here have really freaked me out. Everyone seems to be watching and taking pictures and videos of other people with their phones. We don't need big brother anymore. We are big brother....|||I was there and it was ugly. I was afraid for my life at one point and I was just trying to get the hell out of there. People were acting crazy. It was unreal.|||well, I will join you. So long as there are libraries of course ;)|||I was attacked by a toaster once|||broken heart whatever|||Every morning I dry heave in the shower. I can’t control it. I can’t stop it. I am so tired of fighting my anxiety, but I know that if I ever stop fighting, it will take over my life completely and I...|||GreenLadyBug if it makes you feel any better, I suck at job interviews too. Whenever I finish one I have no idea really what I said or if I did a good job. I always end up thinking that they hated...|||hurt and dead tired, but also like somehow it is going to be okay and doesn't matter.|||total hell|||I feel so sad when you don't call me when you say you will. I think I have some kind of mental disorder. Shit, it is just a phone call, right? I can't bloody handle how sad I am, but I piss people...|||umm, so now I'm dating an ESTP and an ENFJ. I'm so confused. Honestly, I just want either one of them to drop on their knees and say I love you. I don't even care which one anymore.|||And there goes the last straw. I give up on men. Maybe I'll become a nun.|||I bought this expensive stuff for my hair. I never spend money on things like that, but now my hair smells like flowers and it makes me happy.|||Congrats! You deserve it!|||I think, I think I just had sex with an NF guy. Wow. To be honest the sex itself was bad, but I did not feel used for the first time ever. It was weird. I think I like him. I. just. wow.|||It would kind of be nice to go topless in the summer without people staring at me.|||glisten  that stuff gives me the shakes! I think it has more caffine than coffee.|||Haha. Maybe, but I am not getting close enough to find out. ;)  Kaetastrophe  Good for you. I know it is sometimes hard to stand up to bigoted people. What tends to work for me is to acknowledge...|||Dear satanic possessed psycho dog that guards the car dealership that I pass every night on my run, I fucking hate you. You literally make me pee a little bit every night when you bark and smash...|||I also forgot to add that look that they give you should you happen to say something incredibly stupid. The look is kind of a combination of an internal face palm and a long drawn out sigh. You can...|||The hilarious dry wit and dark humor in the most inappropriate of situations. My INTP brothers have, on many occasions, caused me to spray various liquids out of my nose from such comments.|||guess I'll just have to practice more witty come backs! (though I don't think I've ever won a witty come back contest with an ENTJ)|||Thanks for your responses, I was starting to wonder if this guy actually hated me. Some of the jokes are pretty harsh, but then they are also pretty funny. I won't start taking it personally then.|||so you think that this guy teases me more than other people because I know he is joking and won't bite his head off?|||What does it mean if an ENTJ is constantly making witty jokes at another person's expense? (more so than with other people). Do you guys tend to do that with people you like? Or is that person just...|||I am afraid to go to bed. I know I should, but I also know I will be overcome with that heavy empty feeling I’ve been having lately when I am lying in the dark alone.|||Canada is about to get all brave new world. Time to move to Europe.|||Some one told me today that I needed to grow a pair of balls. My first thought was I could plant them beside the roses, but that would look funny. Then I thought that it would be pretty awesome to...|||I really want to have a picnic with you in a flowery field. I think about that whenever you talk to me.|||Hotspur aww thanks! Have to say though I like the original the best. The morrison one is better than I remember though, I'm going to download it ;)'