'I think I've lied to myself... in love with the stability and white picket fence ideal and entirely blind to our differences. I've fallen into a slick sided concrete pool, unable to scale the...|||Don't discredit your ability for empathy.    ^^^ yep    ^^^ Also yep. When there is no conflict, my ISFJ and I are fine and dandy. When there is conflict, I'm learning it doesn't ever get...|||Fox, because I said so.|||I use it for personal things only very rarely - typically for tagging a select couple of friends who share similar music taste, to share back and forth. What I use it for most frequently is for...|||Why exactly is it necessary for you to completely cut her out of your life? What happened? Just general drama in the friendship?   You said you still have to work with her... Think about her as any...|||Well, it finally happened. Thought I'd let y'all know, because you're obviously just dying from the suspense. There were some more hints along the way, but he said it this morning and of course, it...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo|||Hardly substandard. I think my memory is remarkably detailed, and goes back further than I realized was possible. I think it has to do with a comment further back, that mentioned remembering only the...|||I personally feel it's silly to consider all drugs to be bad, the same as it would be silly to simply state pumpkins are bad. It's also silly to assume all can be beneficial to every person, or...|||I'm a slob, and I binge clean. The only thing keeping me from leaving plates sitting around in places where they don't belong (counter, dishwasher, etc) after eating, is that I don't want to deal...|||:)|||I'm bored. Gonna go watch more videos of cats pooping.|||Then you should most definitely be aware that I have no choice but to laugh hysterically at the insignificance and false logic I perceive through your responses?|||Oh dang.. that was really insightful. Thank you SO much for teaching me about this... What else can you teach me? Really... remarkable how blind I've been. I feel so worldly now!   ...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNXEy8y6bI&amp;feature=pyv&amp;ad=28183878230&amp;kw=  plant  Yes. It taught me many neat things, like personal boundaries.|||*bloop bloop... bloop*   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-lkWRlnag  Hot damn. I'm feeling enlightened already!|||I'm sorry, what? I've been to your facebook page. I wish I could erase it form my brain. It's full of worthless garble. I shit more significant thoughts than those presented on your facebook page. Go...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=RPoBE-E8VOc|||In this video, I am the baby, and the paper is your hilarious attempt at logic.    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=RP4abiHdQpc|||Rarely and within reason, I have tried a couple I will not post on a public forum about. Would like to try a couple more. Absolutely refuse anything considered to be addictive, and also refuse to be...|||Dang. It's helping already... I'm detecting bullshit better than ever.|||INTJ  -   Embarrassed by what? There are lots of things that don't embarrass me, and never will. I don't like being seen as incompetent or stupid... I hate when I catch on that somebody was being...|||http://fwallpapers.com/files/imagecache/1280x800/images/baby-owl.pnghttp://www.greenderella.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/baby-owl.jpg|||Improbable Research|||He's sad in this picture :(  http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/SfsNuVqmgcI/AAAAAAAAEps/n1CD13d2NYA/s800/Jumping-Spider-Goes-to-a-Photo-Session-spider12.jpg|||Thanks :) And you are free to take it in to use it for a tattoo, if you please. I do not mind a bit. Haha  Edit: But if you do, I wanna see how it turns out!|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&amp;v=h3z0hK8mZGY @Benja, love a lot what you've been posting :P|||59924Miniature donkey.. so dumb and so cute..   59923awww baby tapir 59922|||Had some time to think on this. I believe the type of art I typically create, is the closest I can get to 'describing' Ni. While I do some drawings where the subject is immediately recognizable...|||heh heheh heh... Flu and booze is a great combo for miscommunication.     I believe it's secretly because All In Twilight and I had deep.. passionate... unresolved issues..... yeah.. unresolved...|||Oh alright.   (this devolved into an ENFP offering dinner and drinks to an INTJ... WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?  ಠ_ಠ )|||You blame Ne, I blame my giant margarita and being awake since 5am. Oops.|||Not taken personally, I'm just legitimately confused. It feels like I said Lets talk about oranges and you responded with Yes, cats are very nice!|||I'm not certain what any of this has to do with ENFP-INTJ matchmaking? I'm pretty certain my post has nothing to do with anything of the sort. Could be I really am completely obvlivious to what I...|||Nah, just my sarcastic response to all the If bad or impossible things happened, how would you react as an INTJ threads popping up ;)|||You read the thread title! If you were @TasticallyFab , which remarkably unlikely scenario would you think up next to throw at a group of INTJs?|||I'd have them look up pictures of baby sloths to prove I can't be all that bad if I think baby sloths are so damned adorable.. and if that didn't work, I'd tell them to pound sand, and live naked...|||@SteffSweetlySour OH MY GOD.  Almost forgot about Waterbears, aka Tardigrades, AKA MOSS PIGLETS.   59787|||Real world scenario for you:   I breed snakes. Not only are my animals precious to me (go see the thread about 'cute'animals if you don't believe me), but they are also a business investment. A...|||Read up on what PETA and HSUS actually stand for and are working towards. :confused:|||Probably for the best. I am actually overcome with hysteria... I normally only see these things in small doses.. but this thread is dangerous. I'm intentionally searching for cute animals, and it's...|||I'm usually somewhat blank-faced or even angry looking when I'm at work. I do the sarcastic eye-brown life or eye narrowign thing quite frequently. I started a google image search of 'baby sloths'...|||Enigmatic Honest  Strategic  Confident Critical  But since you did not specify that I could not use more than 5 words, I am also trustworthy, loyal, robust, direct, and intelligent, among other...|||I get over exes fairly quickly, because I've initiated the break ups, and I've usually done all the grieving in the month or two leading up to the actual break up. I process why I'm feeling horrible...|||I had to go through and add more cute things. Haha. I am actually laughing myself to joyful tears at work right now. Fortunately my cube-neighbors have all been well aware of my insanity for a while.|||OMFG BABY ELEPHANT. Yes. Cute animals make me melt... but I also find some animals cute that other people tend to hate:   Any of the rats hugging tiny teddy bears: Bug has a new bear | Flickr -...|||I take back my answer to #2. I was hasty in my initial response, and I've decided after a moment of clarity on my way home, that I would name the snail Korky Jorgensen.|||1) Someone once asked me whether I am an idealist or a dreamer. I'm neither. I consider myself an optimistic realist. I see reality, but I give it the benefit of the doubt. - Kate Miller  I lean...|||That's why I hang around this place :P|||No, you definally sound like an ESFJ... yeaaah.. definally an ESFJ.'