'Is this true?  Don't tell her I love you so much.**A Russian woman doesn't like that.**She won't respect you.|||http://s27.postimg.org/tz9bunfk1/stare_glare_bram_stoker.gif      http://i.imgur.com/fMaYJIq.gif|||LOL, you are so ridiculous, I love it.  Disregarding the fact that you could be an asshole, I'll just say that you're probably going to lose.  ENTPs aren't susceptible to jedi mind tricks.  Even...|||Jaysus Christ, you are quite the over analyzer.    If you were 30 or hell, even 25, maybe this kind of thinking is ok when picking a beau.  Lighten the hell up.    Are you high?  He SAID he had...|||I ain't no feemail,buut yeeeah.  Seriously,recently, in another forum that's more of a mixed bag, about 6 people have labeled me as ESTP.  I know I'm not, I've taken 5 tests, and know the...|||Question, how long did it take to kick in and what dosage?  I bought some good quality 5-HTP and SAMe.  I don't plan on taking them together but was going to do a trial.  I've been in a bit of a...|||Yeah, it's called, You're into this guy.  But you're terrified of opening yourself up to rejection or being used or played.|||Sometimes productivity pointers are helpful.  Sometimes you are in such a state of I don't even know what the fuck is going on right now, nor do I fucking care that productivity points, are like...|||Spot on.|||We get naked, and I DOMINATE her at checkers.|||Everyone loves gossip.  Those that don't, are lyin' liars.|||Why didn't you say so?  Start here:  The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists: Neil Strauss: 9780060554736: Amazon.com: Books|||Wait, people come up to you and say You're creepy?  Are you an arachnid?|||Word to the wise, All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.  Chuck Palahniuk|||If they do not, in fact, know wha's up, I be throwin' down like they just disrupted The Gangsta's Ball.  And I ain't even swangin' them things. Feel?|||No way jose.|||Without a picture or moving gif, it never happened.|||Do you have some sort of demonstration?|||Hannibal Lecter is not a rapist.  That's rude.|||I wear adidas shower sandals and a robe all day.|||The sound of my own voice.  It's angelic.|||Maybe I'm the one that's irritating, but I been hanging out at some other forums, and only ENTPs and INFJs seem to respond with the same kind of humor as me.|||Sounds like a diary entry from Dexter when he was learning how to blend in with humans.|||I make sure to always give a gangsta whas up? head nod to all those around me.  So that they may be more aware of what is up.|||Your sentence structure needs work, but I will attempt to make sense of it.  Most hipsters I know cry openly when someone critiques the micro-brew they are sipping on.|||I shall decide for thee, the latter.|||That shit can make your mind interested in things that your soul isn't.   However, it can also make your mind interested in DOING mundane tasks that your soul needs.|||REAL hipsters, the shallow, pseudo intellectual/intellectual wanna bes, are the result of having no real sense of identity or confidence, so they get into obscure shit to feel unique or cool.  And...|||The best solution is, whenever your friends start to get boring, just pull up your reddit app.|||Because you haven't moved on.|||Scrumdiddlyumptious subtype.|||Does your Psychiatrist know you've gone off your medication?|||Wait, are you blaming ENTPs for your own ban?  If so, that's.....odd.|||Look for the dude being carried upon the shoulders of a massive crowd praising his name and singing songs about him (or her).|||That's mean.  We're friends now.  We both have a love for wallets.|||Holy smokes.  You just blew my mind.  I'm gonna try to contact him on craigslist's missed connections.  Dear criminal, I was wrong, I thought we were different, you wanna get together for coffee?|||Good advice.  But just felt I should mention that saying Oh you're young, you'll be fine doesn't help, (even though it's more or less true).|||When I was in my mother's womb, I was like Hey ma! What kinda God lets the Holocaust happen?  She didn't have a good answer, or really seem to respond at all.  I knew then and there, the truth.|||Ohhhh, you wanted real advice.  My B.    I'd like to start this advice column with a quote if I may, “You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ...|||There's a dude in my town that started one, and he has his MBA.  He makes a KILLING.|||I've been around a lot of other personality forums, and I must say, Goddamn!  We have it all.|||lol.|||That, is a poorly constructed sentence.  Just sayin' :shocked:|||It was a long journey, but I finally found myself.  I was in the back of the couch cushions.|||After lurking about in some INTP forums, where they would most certainly be debating very serious and logical theories to this thread's question, it's utterly refreshing to come to the ENTP...|||My God.  Truth really is stranger than fiction.|||I can only feign stupidity when I wear a hockey mask.  Otherwise, strangers see my all knowing, buddha-esque face and are always coming up to me asking me what the meaning of life is.  I mean, c'mon,...|||Um, first of all, why would you want to be less of a jerk.  Jerks get mad 'spect and street cred.|||NO.  People throw roses at me everywhere I go and once, while I was in line at a CVS, I cured a blind man.  He was like, thanks, I really like you, and I said,yeah I know, everyone does.|||There was a bee in the cockpit.'