'Why would she be salty? Do people reject intelligent women or something?|||https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71ZUMgsbWAL._SL1200_.jpg|||He might desire that fantasy- 'chicks with dicks/strap-on' fetish.|||Over the past 2.5 years I've noticed some people will think I'm polite or underestimate my aloof demeanor, but in actuality I often employ tools I've learned from practical argument/effective...|||I pied a professor on pi day.  I think he liked getting pied in the face, a little too much.  Something tells me he likes to play with or fantasize about (his own) semen.|||1.  Purchase one of these sorts of instruments: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71SXWYVLbwL._SL1500_.jpg  2.  Get a hammer or a blunt object and pound the mouse until the...|||I taught my cat how to play fetch. Nothing else matters anymore.|||Also, the video reminded me of the Cards Against Humanity (https://www.amazon.com/forum/-/Tx1A4YFQTGH3GW9/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza?asin=B004S8F7QM) answer to the question Why doesn't Cards Against...|||This is great, thank you.  I will send this to them.  It will surely shock them.  It conjures the memory of a personal space video I did via urinals for a college project a few years back.|||Oh, haha, That's amusing. I can certainly recognize my mother meant in demeanor, not aesthetics.|||I found it funny that I used that bold term for both those types.    I imagine an unhealthy ENTJ would never admit to being wrong, whilst an healthy ENTJ- might still not exactly acknowledge said...|||Healthy ENTJ or INFP are probably my top two.. theoretically.|||If they did/do, I just said/say thank you.  I largely took/take it as compliment.   The people that say it mean it as a good thing or a bad thing.  If they meant it as a bad thing, then I'm...|||My mother has looked at me with some sort of guilty or creepily contented disgust and said you're just like a man, several times; but I really don't know what to make of it since our perception of...|||I feel obligated to state my uncertainty between INTP or INTJ; but, different levels of mistakes exist.   Nobody is perfect.    Usually: If the mistake is a repeat offense, the offender loses...|||Some of my family is ridiculous for thinking critical of going to eat alone.  Not that I need to explain myself to anyone, but I was hungry, I wanted something nice, I dislike cooking, I wanted a...|||My ISFP brother pieced together that our sister still makes the same eyebrow facial reactions she did as a baby.  & our sister mentioned the same look in my eyes.  Well found.  I've been...|||Sometimes stalking is more fun- it's like foreplay, if you think about it.|||Never again will I rely on anyone's train of thought on certain subjective and person, that has been proven more than once, now more than a couple times.  I knew better.  Never again.|||I feel uncomfortable so wanted to share this with you - GIF on Imgur|||Friend:  He's [donald trump; no caps needed, he is not important] turning out to be more of an idiot in the office than I thought. Me: Wow, you have high expectations.|||I'm uncertain of the last function letter, so I will not vote in the poll and just post here.  I'm a night owl.  Classes sometimes force me into bouts of waking up early, but by no measure am I...|||I'm quite stressed from this relationship where I'm positioned to constantly attempt to assume the emotionally mature one and be rational person, to a person whom ___________ and expects things met...|||Might as well make use and examples of them, for the better of society and humanity. If they abused their civil human rights, and/or their penis/vagina's, then they do not deserve to have them. ...|||Yes, tulips. Indeed, roses aren't as messy as tulips.  Tulips seem to blossom faster than roses.  I got a mini rose plant and as instructed I put it outside on my balcony- free to take carbon dioxide...|||I dislike flowers as a gift, though I guess I appreciate the thought and acknowledge flowers are pretty.   However, flowers die, and petals and pollen litter my table and carpet.|||Trump: I'm gonna build a wall.  Response: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3cHrdnW8AEtvt3.jpg|||I'm in classes so typically 3-5 days a week.  Otherwise sometimes less, sometimes more.  I voted 3-4 days.|||I got kicked out of class today. Now this professor has taught the class two things:  1. She kicks people out of class. 2. The abundance of her incompetence.|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdf9-hRt410 (Don't mind the couple spelling errors)|||Classes start tomorrow.  That means I'll have to abstain from watching TV shows and movies.  Possibly wine too, but sometimes it rather fares for indulging.|||You wonder how you got to what (eccentric things) you are thinking.|||What am I doing awake?|||I enjoy a range of colors, varying on periods of life and interests.   In clothing terms... as much as darker colors appeal to me, I have a white fur cat.  Enough said. (not that this piece of...|||I won over 9,000 tickets at the arcade.  9,062  http://i.imgur.com/3sGoNdr.gif|||Such profound knowledge, thanks.|||My ISFP brother listens to music (rap, pop and hip-hop) near every waking moment.  It's annoying and distracting.  I don't know how he does it, but I guess it explains how he never gets anything done.|||A man I dated wanted me to take the MBTI test.  After refusing to take a generalized personality test which answers to question vary on a number of things for some time, I finally took it.  I tested...|||-ISFP brother and I playing with my Grandmother's incentive spirometer, him scoring higher than me and playfully teasing me about it-   Me: Well, you're much larger than me, your lungs are larger...|||I taught my little sister when she has to fart to go in a corner first then fan her butt.  I taught my little sister to say toodaloo, suckers instead of goodbye.   I teach my 5 year old sister...|||Does anyone have any experience with 5-htp or serotonin syndrome?   I've been consuming 5-htp the past week or two and often experience dissociation and brain fog.|||Wrong thread|||My grandmother has recently been discharged from the hospital and acted similar, too; I empathize with your post, and wish you the best.|||Today, the back of the classroom was cold, and I wanted to leave.  From the front of the classroom, behind her desk, the teacher announced it was time to send a student to the office to pick up the...|||My sister went clip jumping last year.  My friends are going cliff jumping this week.  I'll say the same thing I told my sister to my friends:  Try not to die or if you do at least be bad ass about...|||Dear INFJ,  Tomorrow you are coming over.  I've made it abundantly clear that you talk restlessly and uncontrollably, especially when you drink, and especially when you drink on your medication. ...|||You are right.  It's also right that there are other perspectives that think it is loser quality.   I meant it as more self-deprecating humor, dryly so.  :happy:|||I am as excited as I am not and nervous for next semester. I'm such a loser.|||Dear INTx,  It annoys me that sometimes you answer my questions by paraphrasing what you said that sparked me to ask.  Just answer my questions and surrender the information.  I've observed this...|||Yes, I figured.  It's still a peculiar phrase.'