'You missed a good one:  How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.|||Come on over to the INTJ forum some time - I think you'll fit right in. (With the possibble exception of your text-speaky Lol...)|||Strictly for lyrical content (thought the songs don't suck either):  Annie by Our Lady Peace Lithium by Evanescence If I Fall by Tara McLean Waiting for the Tide by Melanie Doane At Seventeen...|||No, but I've been ready to murder one on many occasions, if that counts.|||BOOKS!  Also, counted cross-stitch patterns, but not so much in the last few years. It's my only vaguely girly hobby, perhaps because it enables me to make neat pictures without actually having...|||What the hell is the point of having a motto?   (Yeah, you guessed it, INTJ...)|||This always cracks me up, but no-one I know IRL thinks it's funny. Is it just me, or is it an INTJ thing? Sorry it's low-res.|||Took the words right out of my mouth.|||Oh yeah, YES, I frequently feel like telling people they are idiots, but have found that it is often counter-productive to do this, particularly in the workplace where it can be career suicide. The...|||Bionic, I always enjoy your posts and agree with most of what you write. The only thing that kept me from dropping out of undergrad was getting a summer job in a research lab - loved it, decided I...|||You should probably add some Smilies - the ENFPs seem to love them. Like this, see?  :wink::tongue::wink::tongue::wink::tongue::wink:|||Hello ENTJs,  Just stopped by from the INTJ forum to comment on this thread: never fear, you ENTJs are not at all boring. You are, however, a little bit scary, at least the two of you that I work...|||Um, yes, my whole life. The only place I truely feel that I belong i.e. where I am normal and fit in and am like other people is here on the INTJ forum.  I realize this sounds pathetic, so I must...|||I'm naturally right-handed, but like many people here, have worked in the past on becoming ambidextrous. It's learned, though, not inherent. It's my understanding that the root of the word sinister...|||Sorry, Chris Martin is just too whiney, out of tune and navel-gazing for my taste. The Dandy Warhols had a much better Scientist song, and while the video is crap, the girl looks like she might be...|||Holden Caulfield? Really? Maybe I need to re-read the book.  Meanwhile, I will pick Dagny Taggart from Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged - the book could be written about me.|||ESFP - my sister is one & we are complete opposites. I find her horribly frustrating, not least because she is utterly unable to participate in (what I would call) a rational conversation - not that...|||Wow, I am friggin' ancient at 29...|||Personally, I think you should just be able to politely tell someone you're not interested in their topic, and then start a new topic. However, experience tells me that this is generally not a...|||WTF??? Please become more rational or leave the INTJ Forum immediately.|||Umm, I am unquestionably an INTJ, and I love dogs. Methinks this invalidates your argument?  Here are pics of my dog - I defy you to not like him.   ...|||I must concur - I do not fit any of these visual stereotypes of sharp-faced Anime females with sleek, dark hair. I myself look somewhat like a Wuzzle, which is why I am called WuzzleGirl. I'm stocky...|||I had no idea I was cool until I came across this thread. And, hey, if it's on the Internet, it must be true, right?|||When I started my undergraduate degree, it was with the intention of dropping out at Christmas (I hate school) or else majoring in history, English, linguistics or chemistry. I ended up with both...|||INTJ Pet Thread: http://personalitycafe.com/intj-forum-scientists/19758-show-us-intj-pet.html  Direct Link to World's Cutest Dog: http://personalitycafe.com/members/wuzzlegirl-albums-intj-pet.html...|||I am an auditory learner. I hate malls, I do not like to do things step by ste unless that is the most efficient way to do them/    Duh, if you want someone to help you solve your problem, you...|||There are so many interesting-sounding books here that I cannot possibly reply to all the posts. Thank-you all for the information - I will be sure to try some of these in the future.|||Same here. Too much navel-gazing introspection and whinging. I guess if you like navel-gazing, it is a good book, but it wasn't my taste - on the bright side, it's pretty short, so you can soon move...|||Funny, The Complete Collection of Sherlock Holmes is also on my to-read list. I tried Gravity's Rainbow a few years ago and it remains one of only a few books that I never finished reading. I mean,...|||Is Tamora Pierce good? I read a book of hers called Alanna: The First Adventure when I was a a kid & absolutely loved it. I didn't locate the subsequent books in the series until years later, and...|||Correct - humans make terrible pets. They whine and complain the whole time, continually try to escape from their cages, and report you to the police once they have broken free. I will, however,...|||Too bad indeed - he is non-negotiable. Check out his picture in the INTJ Pet thread & you'll see why.|||I will begin by acknowledging that I am quite blatantly ripping off the what are you listening to right now? thread.  That said, it seems to me that INTJs tend to be voracious readers with a...|||At this exact moment, I cannot stop playing Camille de Saint-Saens Sonata for Violin in D Minor, Opus 75 - I`ve been listening to it for 3 straight days now, and I absolutely love it. I must get the...|||Someone intelligent with a decent sense of humor who has a good sense of who he is, not a malleable twit who just goes with whatever flow is around him at the moment. Kindness, honesty, integrity and...|||I'm interested in a lot of different things, but primarily in understanding how things are and the underlying reasons that they are the way they are. My biggest interest is history, because it has...|||Oh, back to the poll: dogs all the way for me. I hate cats (they are just so indifferent) and I can't warm up to anything that shits in the house (rodents, birds, etc). Fish, meh, I guess they are...|||A word of caution if you or anyone in your house has a musical inclination: Siberian Huskies love to howl along with stringed instruments (violin, viola, cello) and can do so for hours on end. While...|||That goes double for me.|||1. Puzzles (jigsaw, wordsearch, logic, anything in a Variety Puzzles magazine) 2. Stuffed animals (bears, dogs, indeterminate species). 3. Lego. 4. Board games such as Risk, Hero Quest, Mental...|||I want one too!|||So, I voted for athiesm since it was the most accurate term available, except other, which in hindsight might have been a better choice. By which I mean to say that I do not believe in the...|||Err, yes, not to mention the avatar... I apparantly am not a psychopath, earning a score of only 3 on that test (I have never had long-term plans and goals & am slightly prone to boredom/require at...|||I may not be different, but I'm definitely not the same.  -  William J. Dybus  Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it - even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your...|||Umm, the first thing that springs to mind is that if you want people to post on your thread in an INTJ forum, you need a better title for it. We tend to prefer things that have a point, which hello...|||Couldn't agree with you more. If I am my natural INTJ self, I am frequently labelled unapproachable, rude, aloof, perpetually angry, stuck-up or a flat-out bitch, which has impacted me many times in...|||INTJ, got 14.|||Ha! I have met the posting requirement! Here's the link:  Global Warming And Climate Change | Cover Story | Chemical & Engineering News|||Another thing to consider is becoming a foster parent - most agencies allow you to choose between taking on short-term (15-60 day) and long-term (months or years) placements. I many cases, a...|||This question is not useful, relevant or intellectually stimulating, so why waste time and energy on it?:wink:'