'Happened to my brother in law not me, but about pissed myself laughing.    He was in our neighbor's (an elderly man) yard cleaning some plant debris from flowers and what not.  He was knelt down...|||Very much on the downhill slide now.  'Tis a good thing.   Last night was more of the same.  But my helper was Rita, so I actually got 100% help.  Which made my night much more tolerable.  But, it...|||Well.  Up and sorta ready to be at 'em as they say.    Ok, not really.  I'm awake.  That's about the best I can make of it currently.    Today Lord Dampnut was at the United Nations giving a...|||Ah, Tuesday.  Wish you were Friday.  But you're a sweeter soul than Monday, for what that's worth.    Back at it.  I really don't wanna be but until I find somewhere else to get my coinage, I must...|||One vs. one, no weapons... I'd destroy him.  The only way he'd avoid that is if he ran or knocked me out with one punch.  All I'd have to do is get a hold of him and he'd be done.  Once I had him,...|||Go with fewer showers.  Essence of man and all that stuff.  Ladies love it.   :wink:  ~~~  Harry Dean Stanton died today.  You may not know his name, but if you've watched tv or film in the past...|||Well, well, well.  I'm free.  Sam approved my leave request so no worky worky tonight for me and an extended weekend.    Eggscellent.   :cool:   http://youtu.be/MOWDb2TBYDg  Yes, you miniony...|||http://youtu.be/_nLmM9kcBKs|||Man, do I hope tonight is my last night at work.  That would be most excellent.    Not counting on it, though, just in case.  But it would be nice cuz I have things to do this weekend or to try to...|||Closer to the weekend.  It could come even sooner if all plays out as I hope.    I was sitting there bored for the last 15 minutes of work and was opening and closing drawers in the desk in central...|||Wednesday!  And half way through the work week.  Huzzah!  I wish it were the last night of the work week because I'm already done.  Not because it's been a bad work week, as it certainly has not......|||So.  My bed came today.  And my mother, in her infinite wisdom, just had the deliver dudes drop the mattress and adjustable frame two steps inside the front door... despite knowing that this shit has...|||Ugh.  My weekend be over and I'm not quite ready.   I do feel better, finally.  So that's something.   However... frustration abounds and I very much dislike frustration and interruption of my...|||Well... my nephew decided to not come over and help me because his legs are dead... whatever that means.  I'd know what it meant if he like... worked out or something... but he doesn't, so no idea.  ...|||Well... slept in and didn't even go to the bar.  Mom didn't wake me up for such, probably figured I needed to sleep more than I needed to go to the bar... I didn't ask, but I suspect that was the...|||So, PerC is buggy yet again.  Imagine that.  :rolleyes:  Well.  Last day of the work week.  Glad for that.  I don't feel well.  My allergies are trying to fucking kill me.  :dry:  I'm not amused or...|||Took an ex back after getting dumped once.  One of the worst decisions I've ever made.    They're exs for a reason, leave 'em that way.|||We had several members of a family come in and out of our facility several years ago.  I don't remember how many children there were total... 12-14?   Something like that.  (We once had 4 of them...|||Well... short time for writing tonight. (I hear you clapping minions... best knock it off...)  I've plumb ran outta time, I'm afraid.  Worked on editing photos for 2 games tonight and working on the...|||Well...  My four day holiday weekend is almost over.  Football on Friday... can't even remember what I did on Saturday.  Must've been fun, whatever it was...   Oh yeah... I just remembered... I...|||Lawdy...   I'm wiped out.  Photographed the game (we won 38-28!) and paying for it now.   Wore a jacket the first half... not because it was chill or anything, but because it was sprinkling rain,...|||So.  Applying for a job when you've not done such things in 20 yrs is a bit of a pain in the ass.  I can barely remember the jobs I had before... details of them, I mean.  When did I work there? ...|||You know what really annoys me?   Righteous indignation.  Over... nothing.    I saw a post on social media this morning, a rant if you will, about the whole Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays...|||To me, the accent of Texans is unique, really.  Just crossing from Oklahoma to Texas brings a huge change.  It struck me way back when I was a kid and we were going to Brownsville to visit my great...|||The lot of them.  Every one.  Charlatans fleecing idiots for shitloads of money.  Nothing more than that.    I used to watch Benny Hinn some mornings at work... for the humor factor.  Benny gets to...|||That's about spot on... just make those people about 10 yrs older with all the aches and pains and patience of someone who's 50+.  :laughing:  The couple directly behind us felt much the same way. ...|||I do believe the children would love me.  Children seem drawn to me and I quite like them so long as they're boys... or girls, if they can manage to not scream all the damn time.  I'm not entirely...|||My mind runs at 1000 mph all the time.  (Which can be quite annoying when I'm trying to sleep)  I'm quite aware of it, obviously, but other than fueling my insomnia sometimes, it really doesn't...|||I don't expect McGregor to win, but I want him to... and I won't count him out, because... well, he's Conor McGregor and typically, when he says some shit, he does said shit.  Besides, Mayweather...|||Looked through the job posting from the school district today.   Found a job that's not what I was looking at before, but something I could easily do and might actually really enjoy and it pays...|||I can't think of any world view, off hand, that's changed since I was probably about 10 yrs old... so nope.|||Well... I'm having a four day weekend now cuz... fuck work.   :cool:  The shift postings were up last night for shift bid.  That fucking bitch raped 3rd shift.  Cut two positions completely and cut...|||Well... I'm happy to say my work week is almost over.  But only because I have Friday off.  Tonight is the easy, hardly at all like work work night and tomorrow I'll be a secondary... and probably...|||I sorta am, huh?  :cool:  ~~~  Was going to go out and sit on the patio with the pup, but all that sweet meat I ate on Sunday is finally catching up to me.  My tum is now attempting to expel all...|||Indeed.  Today, the same person posted a meme about how many US (Union) troops were killed in the Civil War fighting to end slaverly... and we're still called racists!!!!!    Never mind that just...|||I can only imagine.  I'm in a red state so I hear it a lot, too.  And these yahoos aren't southerners... these just far right knuckleheads.  It literally makes me want to slap them in the head for...|||I'm an INTJ, but I want to play, too!  Dominance 54% Steadiness 24% Influence 12% Compliance 10%  You are responsive to challenges in a practical, realistic and enthusiastic manner.  You are a...|||Well, Saturday's about done, innit?    I tried, tried, tried to get up early after only a wee bit of sleep.  Didn't work, but I did try.  I absolutely hate sleeping through the majority of...|||They said she had one to six weeks and but it was only two.|||Well, howdy... Steve Bannon is out of the White House.  I believe that's everyone from the original party gone... but for Lord Dampnut and Pence.  Been in office 7 months and... yeah.    I think...|||I'm pretty sure Lord Dampnut is digging his hole deeper still... I just don't have the energy to see what the asshat was about today. It's tiresome trying to keep a handle on it.    The people...|||You should've heard the screech when she sat on that tack!   :laughing:|||I am in the path of totality... but I will be sleeping.  I've already seen one, anyway, back in the last 70s.  I can't remember if it was a full one or not, though.  Oddly, I remember seeing one even...|||Man, I am getting tired of this 4 suicide watch nonsense.  I was drained when I came home.  I didn't have much help at all last night (none till the last 2 hrs) so I just got ran ragged.  Mary was...|||Back at it tonight.  Back to the up down, down up of 4 suicide watch.  Yay.  :dry:  My dad and his girlfriend are back from Wyoming... seemed like they were gone forever, but it was just a week. ...|||Right?  I love love love old Detroit Iron.  Can't wait till I can get a new motor in my Mustang GT.  I've been waiting for 2 yrs already, cuz of other monetary priorities.  Hoping to get started on...|||I'm quite happy it's the weekend now.  Hopefully, I can get some rest!  Last weekend wasn't.  I mean, I enjoyed myself don't get me wrong, but I spent about 10 hrs at a friend's house... 5 of them...|||So... was reading a forum (not here)... the subject was Lord Dampnut's assertion that We're going to start saying Merry Christmas again.  As opposed to saying Happy Holidays. ...|||I did indeed know that.  I suppose you could say that Campbell was a proper Scot and all that.  I would learn to love to play the pipes, but I don't have a lot of musical ability at all and I fear...|||I am tired, yet again.  Or should I say still?  Perhaps.  I was run ragged last night, as was Malachi.  I'm going to say I had it worse... just because I was doing 4 suicide watch and therefore...'