'Can you guys and gals describe to me how you generally start relationships? Mine have a tendency to start relatively quickly.  I sorta treat the beginning of a relationship as anything that I am...|||I had a rather strange encounter this past weekend and it led to a compliment that just sorta seemed awkward.  My friend's Mom told me this. You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen on a...|||Umm tell him to grow a spine?  How long have you been dating?  If it'd short term I'd say it's understandable and if it's long term well he needs to learn to stand up for his opinions.  Every woman...|||I think all ethics and morality is completely relative.  What one person is willing to deal with can be another person's breaking point.  As for me I'm pretty free spirited when it comes to most...|||Speaking only for myself my comedy changes with the group of people I'm around.  It can range anywhere from goofy, overtly sexual, berating sarcasm, angry rants, or light-hearted joking.  Once again...|||I don't really have a dedicated group of friends.  I have this person that I hang out with when I'm doing one thing and a completely different person when I am doing another thing.  Realistically I...|||I guess I'll give a real reply.  I enjoy sitting around a campfire with a beer in my hand and a random woman on my lap.  If no woman is on my lap, a beer in both hands will suffice.  Reading a little...|||129073|||129041|||Good 1. Motivating my minions 2. Conversation 3. Bullshiting my way out of anything 4. Kinda goes with 3 but lying 5. Bags/Cornhole 6. Getting a rise out of people 7. Fishing  Bad|||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1KqxH4VfZs|||I sleep typically 5-7 hours a night with a random day where I'll crash for 10 or so.|||Sexual||||||||||||||||||||||||78% Social||||||||||||38% Self Preservation||||||||||||||||||58%|||So I was thinking today that in a couple of months I turn 31 and I sorta wrote out what I've learned in those years which led me to my list of 31 things.  I figured I'd share, not that I'm all...|||I almost posted this yesterday but was much too lazy. I made it 3 minutes before I wanted to shoot myself in the head.  How'd you do?|||Pretty much anything Tarantino, Kill Bills, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs Cohen brothers namely Big Lebowski and Fargo Some of the M Night stuff, Lady in the Water, 6th Sense Any of the Monty...|||124962|||With me I really don't even try it just sorta happens.  I hear something entertaining or amusing and jump right into conversation without thinking about it.  Before I know it I've led the...|||Strangely enough I'm reminded of a moment on Scrubs when Colin Farrell guest stars and says Lads, you'll sleep enough when you're dead and buried. You have to get out on the streets. You have to...|||Upon overhearing a group of random women strangers discussing their periods you say If I had a period I would crave beef jerky.  You immediately enlist all of them in a discussion about which...|||Dammit, I love me some Falcor!|||118377|||As a very young child my parents tell me that I never wanted to be picked up or held, in fact I would start crying immediately when anyone picked me up.  I much preferred crawling around and...|||Easy answer, hookers, cocaine, and I'd probably rob a bank... just to try and get away with it.|||I think I've ended up buying more redbox movies than actually returning them.|||So promise a dozen roses followed by a BJ?  I think my romanticism gene is broken.|||Loving the challenge thread and the thread of shame.  Great ideas!  And I'm totally in on the challenges.|||I do fine once in a monogamous relationship it's just getting to that point.  Every gf I have ever had has had to fight me tooth and nail to get to that point.  I just don't like giving up the...|||Precisely why he was killed.  Well, that, and the elimination of the federal reserve.|||I still don't understand how drugs are a morality issue?  Is it because many are illegal?  As is jay-walking, speeding, and driving without a seat belt which are broken all the time.  How about...|||No real planning at all it just sorta comes and goes.  I'll think Hey, I should really get some menial task like laundry done tomorrow. Wake up, get distracted by some new idea, start on that idea,...|||1. In drama/acting and/or just everyday situations, how good are you at improvisation? Any situations where you are better/worse at it? Why? I can improvise pretty much anything.  If a topic changes,...|||Friends tend to describe me as confusing, stubborn, crass, sorta arrogant, possible sociopath, hilarious, adventurous, intelligent, and angry.  Enemies describe me as confusing, stubborn, crass,...|||Don't worry you only missed about 30 seconds of boob time.  The rest, pretty awful.|||I think Jack London said it best, “I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.  I would rather be a...|||She had better be self sufficient or why the hell would I be married to her?  I loathe the You complete me crap that society tries to push. We're all responsible for our own happiness and self...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI|||It'll be like the 2nd coming of christ.  We will light up, birds will sing, you will be forced to bow down at our magnificent glory, and harps will sound.  Oh yeah, except we'll be less crucifixy.|||Cons of a dog: Potty training, feeding, watering, exercise, Give me all your food, Let me sniff your ass, having to take them outside.  Cons of a cat: claws, that hunched over hairball puking...|||I had this thought today... suppose humanity were on a different planet with a different length of day.  Would our sleep patterns follow this new day?  What if a day were four times as long as our...|||I watched a lot of Bobby's World.  A few others I will throw out there are Captain Planet, Ren and Stimpy, TaleSpin, Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales, Inspector Gadget, and Darkwing Duck.|||My parents are out of town and I said that I would run over to their house over the weekend to take care of their dogs a couple times a day (a 20 minute drive).  I don't really know why I agreed to...|||1. I'm indifferent.  Usually I know before we've even gone out on a date if I can see myself with you in a relationship way.  If I don't see being in a relationship with you and you try to sleep with...|||I really like my non-normal work hours.  Working 3pm-3am is definitely for me as I can sleep till noon and not have to function in the morning.  It took me quite awhile and quite a few different jobs...|||I turned 30 this past year and it led to a bit of inner thinking and where I am in life and whether I'm really all grown up.  Growing up, I always thought that at some point I'd look and think...|||My immediate thought when I read the thread title... For the hell of it.  Really I just like to mess with people and see how much I can get away with and whether or not they might call me out on...|||I'm in the Madison area, about 20 minutes north to be exact.  The southwest corner of the state has been getting pounded as well.  Here, it hasn't been terrible other than the ridiculous cold.  The...|||I live in southern Wisconsin and it's been a pretty hellish winter.  The news outlets were talking about how it has been the 14th coldest winter on record and 16th snowiest winter.  It's either been...|||It varies slightly from person to person and to really get into it scientifically you would have to find a baseline from said person.  But, as a general rule most of the things I mentioned indicate...|||I used to really have trouble reading all the signs when someone was attracted to me. Then, I decided one random week to learn everything I could about people's facial expressions and body language. ...'