'The worst friend a boy can have in church is the minister.|||I once saw what I believe was a real ad, which stated: For peanut sorting, we require an employee with no sense of humor.|||Beware of the munchies season|||As they get older they get WAY WORSE.   (I guess that was sarcasm too)|||In a Russian research facility, deep within the Stanovoy mountains. (Look it up)|||To always look on the broad side of the knife ;)|||Chemical Teddy, what you describe seems like a mild depression. Being a Q4w3 yet an ENTP, I can relate to that. I am intrigued: how does this depression manifest in you? You describe yourself as...|||It's simple, if you get this metaphor: Ne Lays the tarmac. Ti is the steamroller that evens-out the surface.|||Character B needs nothing more than his geek-chic and know-it-all laid-back attitude to get what he wants in life, or so it seems… he will be sitting on the sofa and flirting with the babes at the...|||I Chose B for my first answer. The overall sleaziness of a stooped-shouldered overweight characters with long undone hair paints a pretty definitive picture to me. The smartass appearance of a...|||Give her a choice of dressing for when you decide to cook and eat her (literally?)|||ESTPs have charisma. So do ENFJs and ENTJs. It's the 'Se' extroverts that display the alpha male/female qualities often known as charisma, a word derived from Moorish Arabic and is related to...|||ENTPs like to act and debate from a relatively safe distance. Many are glutinous with loads of 'joie de vivre' in their stock, and a big-bellied (or, rather, tall and slender?) middle-aged fellow is...|||Character 4 stands with his back to the audience, looking over his shoulder. He is signifying disinterest and a screw all dat and let's juz go! attitude, seen in many immature XSFPs. His whole body...|||I Choose character 1 as the most suitable to depict an ENTP: The Raised eyebrow- implying a witty, naughty Ne/Ti combinationx85 the controlled posture, suggesting a lack of Se. The finger in the air,...|||Being an ENTP 4 seems like the complete opposite of the more widespread ENTP 7. Since I'm a 4 with a 3 wing, there's always the urge to shine and achieve. I'm serious and have a no-bullshit approach...|||Pick yourself a freshly-cut ISTP, and go home happy.|||655466|||What brings to mind the old Hindu tale of the blind men and the elephant; each of the theory's testers is revoked the ability to grasp the big picture, and while presented with different angles on...|||I guess, ENTP stands for Efficiency Not Top Priority...|||Look for the one who is observant, oftentimes aloof, but who will commit gladly once the topic sparks their curiosity or hits the right nerve.  Or, soft.cynosure, for the one who sees things...|||I received this one :laughing: Does that mean I have an ENTP/J Schism?  Dictator  Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one...|||We know this is an ENTP breeding ground, but this guy is on to something... perhaps the first ENTP dating site??? He can run as admin :kitteh:|||Perhaps, He's an ENTP from Q3 or Q8? Think of it- that could make him assertive and very goal-oriented, but still warm enough inside to be open to your shenanigans (Ne-Ti-Fe-wise).|||It's true that being a 4 sounds counter-logical to being a thinker, let alone ENTP, who are correlated strongly with happy-go-lucky-lets-all-stop-and-smell-the-flowers 7. 4s tend to envy and brood,...|||Mine is Ti > Ne > Ni = Te > Si > Fi = Fe > Se. It makes sense you would develop certain functions before you develop your basic ENTP functions (Ne>Ti>Fe>Si) based on your surroundings and personal...|||644057|||Interesting. What I find fascinating about some extroverts is their level of extroversion in affiliation to their enneagram type; It's common sense that withdrawn extroverts of Q4,5,9 are more likely...|||There is no reason on planet earth for ENTPs as a whole to look down on anyone, really. All people are case-specific, and nobody is better than anyone else based on temperament alone.  But... If...|||As disgusting as the topic may seem, fecal matter tends to release gasses into the air. Get creative with your neighbors' compost bin/septic tank, and watch the wonder as you poke a hole and stick a...|||I believe some of the confusion stems from ENTP-ISFJ and ESTP-INFJ shadows, or what I like to call Functional opposites. An ENTP buckling under stress may become a neurotic hypochondriac, reminding...|||Yup. That's what I had in mind the moment I wrote it. Don't care for it either :proud:|||How are the XSXP and the ISFJ in the second video related to the topic?|||Sounds like me and STJ shop-keeps & other service providers… you need something done, have a question for them, and notice how the ISTJ gets angry and impatient and the ESTJ gets cocky and belittles...|||My sentiments exactly. The common reason for the overall introversion of ENXPs is usually explained by being 'extraverts who are motivated by ideas' as opposed to Se/Te dominants who are motivated by...|||I guess I'm the epitome of Expect the unexpected then...|||I remember being 18 and a shy ENTP, who's more like an introvert than anything else… being a Q4 helped, I guess. What you need is an older woman who can help 'pop your cherry' so to speak. Any Fe...|||I'm the Eldest, serious as *uck, 4w3. There is a common notion for the first-born to be stern,  but so are my twin siblings of a 7 year gap:  ISTJ 1 & ESFP 2  My parents are  ENTP 7w6 ISTP 5w6|||Both of them could ruin your day, your week, your month or even your year.  Any Thoughts? :dry:|||I forgot my penis pump|||That's how we roll, my feathered friend :proud:|||That's exactly my qualm. Most of the replies I saw here relate to what common knowledge is derived from unhealthy ENTP behavior, and since most ENTPs are 7s and 8s, not much can be learned and...|||An unhealthy ENTP looks as though Shiva the Destroyer decapitated Bill Clinton :wink:|||The problem lies with the definition. What do you define as healthy? Is it a top-of-the-shelf product like those personalities you find in movies and TV shows? I think we must remember that MBTI...|||I think ENTPs and ISTPs are a perfect match. My girlfriend is an ISTP, and my parents are ENTP(mom) and ISTP(dad). Since ISTPs are one of the most mellow, easygoing, intelligent and tolerant...|||I'm curious to know what do you mean by that, since a lot of what we ENXP types come up with is basically not embedded in a stern backbone of solid evidence since we make 'leaps' of thought between...|||Hmm... I wonder what the RED pill will do to my Neos.  Such a fellow should be located at a low building floor, with set windows that can't open, to deter jumpers.|||Is it a month without assholes or without masturbation? Because the latter sounds rather stressful and frustrating...|||Sexual ||||||||||||||| 50% Social ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Self Preservation ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%  Never hassle the lord in his castle :kitteh:|||There is a common notion that we ENTPs are often playing Devil's advocate, merely for the pleasure of contemplating a dilemma from several aspects or to push people's buttons. I wonder: how does...'