'*calculates*|||*sneaks in through the back door*  It's probably from being extremely tired. It happens to me when I'm exhausted, as if all other functions besides Ni are shut down and I float up into the sky...|||Why do you want to make them do something they've already told you they don't want to do? If you do manage to persuade them to go, they probably won't enjoy it anyways. I also have an INFP friend...|||Technically, I'm not an INFP, but I vote for smooth jazz nyan cat.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEmCFiNqP0|||I just peaked at the thread again and pretended to be surprised with myself that it was still going. I realized that I was only pretending to be surprised and that I wasn't actually surprised; it...|||I'm curious about people who make potentially interesting threads that turn out to be thinly veiled venting sessions about a specific MBTI type. There's an entire venting section on this forum; why...|||People intentionally giving you less money for something than what you sold it for; you telling them they gave you less; them pretending to be surprised when giving you more; me not insulting them...|||It happens most often for me when I'm writing a paper and an idea pops into my head that explains everything. It's like a small spark setting off a flaming, speeding train of consciousness. My...|||I don't believe there is an objectively worst troll. Each person will have a specific type that they're less equipped to handle as a troll.|||Sounds like a former friend of mine. He tried doing everything I did, followed me around relentlessly, and told me my own opinions he mimicked as if they were his. The worst part is these shadow...|||Congratulations!|||MindBomb try telling an ESFJ that saying Hi is meaningless since making eye contact with someone and walking towards them is already a sign of acknowledgement. Depending on whether you get sucked...|||I share the same opinion of other people who have said they feel shocked, awe-struck, excited, nervous, or all those things combined when dealing with someone who is clearly more intelligent or...|||Congratulations! My inner J is telling me to tell you to photoshop your bookman and make him neon orange like your name.|||Congratulations. Now the robot stereotypes are even more applicable. :wink:|||Well, if we needed any more confirmation, this is it. I actually laughed when I read the quote.|||Congratulations! *throws confetti at Eylrid*|||Probably, but only because I keep forgetting the double standards of the forum.|||You realize that the more you make comments like this, the more people aren't going to want to post? :dry:  I think it's great that we have a thread for people to share things they wouldn't...|||I really wish I was asexual (+ aromantic). Sure, there may be a lot of discrimination against asexuals because most people can't comprehend them, but to never worry about romantic relationships...|||Why is it that ENTPs know how to push our buttons so easily? :mellow:  One that I know is, like Transkar said, amazingly good at making me feel at ease.|||I don't particularly like either but I prefer individual sports if I had to choose. Team sports always confused me. Why do I win if I just stand here doing nothing while my teammates score all the...|||I tried one of those once. I had to stop reading because I kept thinking the male lead was a robot. It was literally frightening what the author thought her ideal male character should be. An...|||Oh yeah, well.... my logic is bigger than your logic so ha!|||As several people have already stated, I also tend to write in a rushed, stream of consciousness style to get everything I'm thinking of down on print before I forget it as my mind will continue with...|||----Different Topic----  *shakes head* I don't get it, I don't get it. Please tell me he's joking. Please tell me there isn't anyone in the world that dense.|||This never made any sense to me either. There's one person in particular I'm thinking of who constantly complains about a friend of his. The next time I talk with him, I'm informed that he still gets...|||But that was a picture of me. :unsure:|||http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aiw_cheshire_cat.jpg  Oh yes we can.|||^This. Cognitive functions are a means to our individual ends.|||The last time I actually cried was a year ago. It was triggered by very bad things.  I don't know if I've ever cried while watching a movie or TV show but I do get teary-eyed.|||That might be better than talking in person, as an ENFJ has informed me that my body language is not only hard to read but also frequently says the opposite of what I intend. At least here, you...|||From what I've seen, the ENTPs and INTJs on this forum are very much around the same age. We might just come off as older because of reasons described here:...|||http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicarrowheadnew.png  Or just the entire website.|||*throws smoke bombs as the INTJs disappear*|||I've always thought that the ENTPs I know have an amazing sense of humor. After reading this thread, I just realized that I laugh at their jokes much more than most of the other people around. Now I...|||But getting back on topic...  I've liked and respected every ENTJ I've met so far. They are so much more interesting than the majority of people, and we tend to have an easy enough time relating to...|||Yes, I know. I was just disappointed that I couldn't fit the thread title into a sentence.|||So you agree that http://personalitycafe.com/intj-forum-scientists/19362-we-better-off-single.html  (The grammar error is making me cringe but I'm somehow enjoying it)|||Ha. That must be why I get so many more thanks in the INTJ forum than anywhere else.|||http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/3754390786_9dca9451b9.jpg  *stares*  ...  *notices ten minutes have gone by and is now drooling*|||I also despise lying in close relationships. What is a close relationship if not something that allows two people to be completely honest with each other without fear of negative repercussions? If...|||I've found that to be true myself. Although I don't believe I've ever been in love, when I feel an attraction towards someone I sometimes say completely ridiculous and silly things to get their...|||But why? Are you just afraid to talk about your feelings? When will you tell me you love me in the most public, dramatic way possible so everyone will know? Why don't you love me?!?!|||I was also sent a notification yesterday for mentioning someone. The notification also came ~2hrs after I mentioned that person.|||Definitely yes. Even as a child, I hated answering questions like Which hero do you want to be like? or Who's your favorite role model? I am my own role model. Why would I want to be like anyone...|||When I verbalize a train of consciousness out loud that sounded perfectly clear and sensible in my head, only to have people stare at me in confusion as if I'd just spoken another language.|||All you have to do is clap thrice, and the books will magically descend into your hands.  *gets glaze-eyed and starts fantasizing about the magical library world*|||*patiently awaits TheWaffle's results*|||It happens completely randomly for me.'