'Are you gay? As in, are you talking about a girl or a guy ISFP?  In my experience with several ISFPs, I've concluded that ISFP women are not compatible with ENTP men. YMMV as an ENTP female. ISFPs...|||ENFJ >>>>> INFP most definitely for girlfriend material (in my experience as an ENTP, which may or may not be applicable to the needs of an INFP male).  All the ENFJ girls I've dated always went...|||Please list a few. I'm trying to figure out which one to surprise my girlfriend with for her birthday.|||Such a naughty pussy.|||Open wide.|||To the Christians and those who say it's no big deal: if I were to say that Scientology missionaries were courting my girlfriend by giving her a copy of Dianetics, pressuring her to be audited,...|||@Crono91 I cannot oppose the Christians directly, either to their face or talk about how stupid they are to my girlfriend's face. The Christians will simply respond that I am a heathen who is trying...|||Hi guys. Long time no see. I have an ENFJ girlfriend now. Sweet girl, kind of immature, virgin, never dated before, but nothing I can't handle. She really likes me and I like her as well.  Lately...|||It doesn't mean anything. Just ignore him for a couple of days. It will solve your problems.|||PM @alfreda. She's been married with children for awhile now, I think. She knows everything and is probably good in bed.|||The best you can do is Google what statutory rape is. Then, you should ignore this guy for about 10 years. Then you guys will be ready to hump into the sunset.|||<3 Baller <3|||No way you're an INTJ. You are absolutely an INFJ. Your writing has the characteristic INFJ softness. So you're more intellectual and use your brain, good for you.  The others who are writing about...|||They used to also be called morons, imbeciles, idiots, cretins (meaning Christian in French, ironically, to remind people that retards are still Christians) and mongoloids. You should...|||I was flirting with a girl from Thailand who was in a group of other girls. I said I knew only two places in Thailand. Bangkok and Phuket. I pronounced it fuck-it, cuz that's how it's spelled. She...|||Take her clothes off. Examine her breasts carefully. Ponder wistfully about the merciless toll Father Time takes upon the ephemeral nature of feminine beauty. Turn your back and walk away from her...|||Little people try to drag you down to their level by preaching humility so that they themselves don't have to face their own inadequacies. 'Tis a true fact that those who preach open-mindedness...|||One day, good sir, you will realize that sometimes an ENTP just needs to shut the fuck up. Not even half way -- just stop talking, period. Sometimes, people just need quiet, and that's a need that's...|||How do you know this is intentional? Maybe he had a secret mission to the middle of withoutreceptionville? Or maybe he got scared and acted like you did in the beginning?  What about the...|||Hmm, gotta be something doable though. How about:  - Increase your running distance by 100% - Work around a schedule - Give a girl an orgasm - Learn to cook - Master a martial art - Memorize...|||Explain to him gently that you need quiet time and time to zone out. Ask him respectfully and seriously. Immature ENTPs have giant, fragile egos.  If he tries to make a joke of it, again, gently...|||Something that makes money and will be worth more than debt accrued. Don't go to college to study something you love but doesn't have much of a chance of getting the bills paid. Journalism, art,...|||Before the Spanish came, before the Aztecs built their great temples in the jungle, before mankind had even crossed over and touched the pristine wilds of lush Meso-America, deep in the great cloud...|||Hello dears. I know there are some hot as hell ENTP women here, so for make benefit of glorious ENTP nation, I entreat you lovely ladies to post photos of yourselves for our mutual appreciation.   ...|||Actually, this is true to some extent -- another ENTP who is stronger, smarter, more attractive, and an enemy. The other ENTP will find it a worthwhile challenge to fight me as much as I would he. I...|||Don't like it at all. Especially the reply fields with text formatting being weird in skipping to the top when I press enter for lower lines.  The old version wasn't broke (at least in the ways...|||1. Do you have a hard time forgiving yourself? Sometimes, especially for stupid shit that I feel like I should have seen coming.  2. Do you find it easy to forgive others?  No, unless I already...|||You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.|||Don't fret, darling. You're not the first INFP to fall madly in love with me. I am only half-serious in the way that only ENTPs can be.  One of the quotes that's stuck in my mind is: I don't...|||Hello dears. I have a question for the good-looking, intelligent, confident and successful (in however you measure success) ENTP gents out there:  Have you ever found it to be that girls get...|||I can't stand girls posting on here without corresponding sexy pose shots of themselves.|||Here's my plan:  1. Go to INTP forum and find out what INTPs despise in their partners. Practice that.  2. Call your INTP and tell him in fact, you've changed your mind and realized that you love...|||INTJs: They never say sorry and want to brush feelings aside. The end result is similar to INFJs, except INTJs do it because they don't want to give too much validity to emotions, whereas INFJs are...|||Yeah, bro. I can. It's called growing up and realizing that our sexual market value has steadily gone up, that most women are rather boring for the most part and do not deserve to be on any pedestal,...|||Why haven't you fucked her yet? You say you ate her out... has she given you blowjobs?  Let's see... you're dating an ENTP, who by our very natures are ambiguous and desire more than we can handle....|||His wife should cheat on him. Once he smells the man-juice of a competitor, it will hopefully stoke his man-fire inside. Of course he might just flip out and kill his wife. However, he may also curl...|||Sex on demand, never gets fat, knows when to shut up. If you can do these three simple steps, I guarantee all else -- compliments, talking about interesting things, space -- will fade into the...|||I actually get kind of excited when I see that King_Moonracer has made a new post or thread. I click it with the eager anticipation of watching a train wreck in slow motion. It adds a bit of spice to...|||Find an eccentric, brilliant polymath; a man with a sense of humor, a desire to seek truth, and one with unbound, fearless vision that is decades or even centuries ahead of their time. Tesla fits the...|||The anatomy of OP's post was basically:  1. Divorce is on the horizon.  2. Here's how she can't get along with me.  3. I am a reasonable person who isn't asking for much.  4. I want to be...|||The part I don't understand is the commitment thing. What kind of commitment did/do you want? Some overt ritual of popular culture where he gets down on one knee?  I admit, I was pretty much...|||ENTPs are driven by abstract vision; ENTJs are driven by concrete ambition.  - ENTJs are much more picky and micromanagers in my experience with them. While ENTJs may make good staff officers, but...|||1. His father, Philip, built the Macedonian phalanx to subjugate almost all other Greek states. Philip was also preparing for the invasion of Asia, the task and the army to do it with both of which...|||Did both of you get tested for fertility? Knowledge is power. At least then you'll know what you're dealing with and/or doing wrong. Also, did you try to just have fun without thinking about trying...|||Perhaps we can meet for drinks, the night will still be young, and we can find out if I'm really gay or not ;) (Please don't be ugly)  Actually, I am a good friend of hers despite my rampant...|||I've met INFJs who didn't have mental breakdowns per se, but have become so jaded that they've allowed their cynicism to color their entire worldview. Their shells harden and they live just to avoid...|||No. She's not going to ever tell him. She wants to stay together with husband for the sake of their child. If she tells him, she believes it'll lead to divorce. I think she's in some kind of...|||I don't know what to do about this.   My INFJ female friend is married to her husband. They live very far away from me in another state. Sparks have died down because INFJ has achieved higher...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioqCLnLKtiE|||Yeah, all the time. I've given up trying on stand-up comic jokes. There's just something about not being able to deliver the punch and people not laughing. But you know what? That's because they're...'