About 3...I like my achievements to be acknowledged but I'm not interested in personal attention without cause.|||I'm so glad I live in the UK|||You may want to see your doctor about the Ellie Goulding thing|||Am I the only one who thinks there's a lot more people in TV and films that seem to be INTJ or, at least, an evil genius, than there are in real life? It's very misleading when everyone on TV is...|||I don't know how to stop|||I think people should have some sort of test or appraisal before they become parents. You have someone come to look over your house before you adopt a dog...but no one checks up on you if you're...|||Hooray! I am also from England. Jolly good show.|||(I made a flow chart to explain our very complicated posting system. Boss has decided to turn my handwritten document into a print-out) B-Can you change this so it's correct please K-it's already...|||You read back the last few posts you've written and start suspecting you're a megalomaniac...so you google megalomaniac and start trying a spot of self diagnosis :) I already tested myself for...|||You want to punch people who ask questions about something you've done because you feel that everything you do is so obviously logical that, if they didn't understand it the first time, then no...|||You decide you want a mentor to help you make some decisions about the trajectory of your life, then realise- A) You don't know anyone more intelligent than yourself B) You have never in your life...|||Thank you, I use them as sarcasm indicators to soften any potential insult. I have learned the hard way...|||I would like a society of just me :D I'm working on a plan to live like a hermit...it's a long term goal.|||You frequently get yourself and other people in trouble because you can't see the point in lying about anything|||You don't want friends, but sometimes you want to want friends.|||Do twitter followers count as friends? If so, I have loads of friends, and I talk at them all the time :D Seriously though that's the ideal level of intimacy I want, 140 characters with someone in...|||I find that appearing to express empathy is adaptive, up to a point. If someone is usually reliable and useful, but is upset on infrequent occasions, empathy keeps them on your side for when they...|||I entertain myself enormously, I love reading and creating and I live at least 60% of my life inside my head. I very infrequently feel bored, but when I do it's because of social duties ie work,...|||You see a couple walking along holding hands or cuddling each other and you get really annoyed because it's such an inefficient walking method. For goodness sake! You are different heights, one of...|||Heyyyy SexYY wats UPPP Eurgh go away I only want to talk to people who have something to say! I like a comfortable silence...|||I hate getting texts, it's almost as bad as talking to people!|||It's like 'Can I ask you a question?' You just did!|||The main thing I dislike about most of the drugs, legal and illegal, that I have personal experience with is the effect they have on the user. They make you boring. You think you're being...|||What makes you say that?|||It's like you read my mind! Being in the perfect spot where you can see the optimal number of people without being visible yourself is called 'Cat Chess' and being in a corner is always safest,|||I have a very intense one sided relationship with Terry Pratchett, I consider him my grandfather who I never met or was related to|||I found a fantastic quote in Pratchett, Stewart and Cohen's Science of the Discworld - I am sorry. It is hard to convey five-dimensional ideas in a language evolved to scream defiance at the monkeys...|||109146|||I don't speak for ages, because I'm on my own, then I say 'good morning' at work and it comes out like a toad croaking|||I can be a bit monotonous and low toned when I speak, but then when I'm talking to myself or quite excited about something, I go really high pitched, or sing to myself. I guess I'm just never excited...|||I love craft of every sort! I really enjoy the process-planning, designing, creating, fixing problems as they occur...I don't finish as many projects as I start but I love the engineering behind...|||I want a scientist friend! Or an engineer! Or a textiles designer, or an author, or a dog breeder, or or or ...|||I'm proud of mine! Female INTJs may be as little as 0.8% of the population so I feel pretty special. Also, I like that we are stereotyped as 'scientists' even though I'm into textiles...I read...|||The Myths of the Norsemen and The Science of the Discworld 4 by Pratchett, Stewart and Cohen|||No! I've moved house A LOT so I don't know anyone from my childhood. I am still in contact with a couple of people from Uni who I haven't managed to alienate yet but I only speak to them about once a...|||Really showy, in a public place or at my work, with a huge amount of social pressure! Possibly to a sports event or worse, to 'I don't mind, it's up to you.'|||You win! I was only bruised. Did you bite yourself deliberately or simply fall mouth-first onto your own body?|||I hope so! Maybe one day I will make a friend!|||I was bitten by a parrot and for bonus points, I was pooped on by a pet rat|||German comedian Henning Wehn has reduced me to tears of laughter at least twice.|||I don't want to disappoint you but that is not my natural colour :D|||I like to knit really complicated things! Lace, tiny toys and vintage/antique patterns. At the moment I'm knitting a 1940s sweater/jumper with a cat pattern|||I have discovered the perfect flirting style-stare at the person intently, while blushing. If they notice you, ask an irrelevant and slightly dodgy question like 'What is the strangest animal that...|||Hello hello I am from Britain, I like knitting, crochet, dressmaking, baking, superheroes, Norse mythology, light quantum mechanics (pop science book level), sci fi and fantasy...I don't really...|||How do other people enjoy life without knowing every single detail about every subject they come across?|||I get super frustrated by people that keep making the same mistakes...usually because I correct the mistakes when they aren't looking so they don't realise the possible outcome of their mistakes...