'A well thought out, perfectly working system.  It's rare, I find fault in most things, but I occasionally create the perfect system for a client or a project.  When I see it work and see it...|||When you're at work (I am) on Christmas Eve and don't mind at all because you know it's better than toiling away the hours surrounded by frustrating family members and social obligations.  I'll...|||It's very rare that I find someone I consider smarter or more capable than me.  When I do, I feel a profound sense of loyalty and respect for this person.  So-far in life, I've found two people like...|||My name is an almost completely random collection of letters and numbers that have meant something in my life at one time or another.  My sig is from one of my favorite characters.  It doesn't...|||I love when beautiful women cuss like this.  Something about the peculiar choice of insults and choppy way in which it flows makes it endearing.  Also ^^ Combo Breaker.  The blind leading the...|||From the other forum on this subject.  The very detailed analysis of the results said, among other things, that I had both NeuroTypical traits and Aspie traits.  It also said I tested in the gifted...|||I'll build on this...  When you wear two socks that, in the natural light of your apartment, look like the same shade of black, but, in the fluorescent light of the office, are indeed two different...|||Looking down and realizing you're only wearing one sock and have been for hours with no idea where the other one is... or am I alone in this?|||Congrats!  Maybe I'll grow the sack I need to do the same soon.  I gave up trying to hide it and let everyone at work know I was looking for another job.  My boss told me that if I hold on, they...|||When I can feel the seam in the socks running across my toes.|||In my high school days I ran a business called Rent-A-Son.  I had ten able-bodied high school age guys that customers could rent by the hour to do stuff a teenage son would normally do (cut grass,...|||What kind of business? Also, will you be needing a database administrator/engineer/data analyst/consultant/security expert/PI/Private Pilot?  I'm in the market just waiting for the day I can tell my...|||It is official... I am quite literally surrounded...|||This is quite simply the most perfect way of describing my general attitude towards people that I've ever seen.  Bravo, sir, bravo.|||Do you feel an urge to correct people with accurate facts, numbers, spelling, grammar etc., when they get something wrong?  Yes, and I suffered through quite a few grammar/usage/spelling mistakes...|||* holding my nephew for the first time (first baby I'd ever even liked, much less held) * Seeing my sister walk again after being in the hospital for so long. (first time I'd ever cried without...|||I'm afraid it wouldn't work out :(  You're way out of my league, here.  You're batting with the majors and I'm still swinging sticks at rocks in the back yard.  You did, however, make me ponder......|||I, too, recently had a realization about my smile.  I was joking around with my friend and she tackled me to kiss my dimples (something she immediately started doing years ago when I made her one of...|||Nope, but I kinda look like that... only my face is different, I'm a little taller, more muscle-toned, different color hair, no glasses and, dare I say it, far more 'swoon-worthy'.    Waldo was...|||I may be alone in this.  You know when you see 'heavy' characters or a depressed woman on TV scarf down an entire jug of ice cream then look in the empty carton and say that's a sad sight?  I find...|||I wouldn't consider gaining the positions you've suggested as being successful in my pursuit of world domination... so if I were in those positions, I'd continue pursuing my goal.  WW3, manipulative...|||^..............V|||Try being 6' 2 in any car.  My head hits the ceiling, no one can sit behind me 'cause I have the seat all the way back and I have to bend down to avoid looking through the often-discolored upper...|||Learned helplessness.  I was quite literally called out of my office to a coworker's desk and asked how to make two different columns to list states with their abbreviations... here it comes... IN...|||How dare I comment on a thread!  I'm ashamed of myself.  http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/3/5/9/8/7/5/i/5/6/0/o/gamescom_09_071_039.jpg  There I am, right there in the shirt next to the thing.|||I believe you meant you're not your.  Also one claiming to live like a wanted hit man would not be implying that one was afraid of being raped or killed.  Faulty logic is faulty.  I meant I don't...|||^ Irony...|||I prefer Perfect to any other title.|||... and just like that all is right in the world again.|||My image of you is ruined.|||^ I like her.  Also, I would like to point out the pristine example of irony in the OP's first post.  His question drips with ignorance and fail yet look at his signature.  I laugh on the inside.|||I doubt there's any relationship between personality type and body type.  I'm 6 foot 2 inches tall and weigh 195 lbs.  I'm not lanky and I'm not overweight.   I've always had a muscular build and...|||The bill is in the mail.  Just kidding.  I'm not real good with feelings and cheering people up but I feel obligated to try.  The good news is there are plenty of good guys out there and when you...|||No, I don't sleep with my female friends.  There's a definite line in the middle; female friends are on one side and potential love/lust/sex interests are on another.  I'm going to go ahead and...|||Knives.  I've got quite a large collection of them.  My hands shake a little sometimes, especially when I try to do delicate things.  I'm even a little clumsy with most things, but when you put a...|||I've got a degree in Criminal Justice and study homicide investigation and criminology.  I review crime scene photos, evidence, witness interviews and interrogation videos/transcripts pretty much on...|||^ I think that's every girl.  Trooper lady wiggles her feet under my leg or places her foot up my pants leg against my ankle.  However, I think it's a warmth thing.  She's always cold and when she...|||I already live like a wanted hitman.  I'm afraid putting a picture of myself on the interwebs would be outside of my comfort's purview.  However, I think we have quite the attractive group here;...|||I hate anime.  My cousin (years older than me) use to pick the worst times ever to start spouting off about some anime show I could care less about.  I was embarrassed for being connected to him. ...|||My older brother and sister fought ferociously for the right to sit in the front seat when we went somewhere in the car.  I quietly sat in the back behind the driver every time.  On my birthday, my...|||I hate when this happens.  To the girls in the office, of course, when male coworkers point out that female coworkers are something more than another minion of the boss.  I get embarrassed to be a...|||Same here with the dinosaurs.  I never had to talk until I was about nine or ten.  Until then, my sister literally did all my talking.  It wasn't that I couldn't, I just didn't want/have to.  She...|||What I've got so far:  1: Send emails rather than phone messages/calls. 2: Keep small talk to a minimum, preferably non-existent. 3: All elderly females please refrain from berating me for not...|||My boss recently ran across the Myers-Briggs personality test and became obsessed with it.  He started asking people in the office to take the test and would guess what their results would be.  My...|||I let the bad me drive for a while.  I had more fun than I should have. *slow smile*|||She lost it.|||You look like an old girlfriend of mine.  I don't think she had a personality beyond being confused.  I think I've only ever dated one XNXX.  Conversations were great, I loved having someone that was...|||Whoa!  Are you incredibly awesome, unbelievably talented, undeniably hot and have plans to rule the world too?  Are you as uncommonly humble as I am? ;)|||I don't think there's any sense to be made of them: something I can't stand.  As for recognizing them, say I just saw a man milking a gopher outside.  The one who responds oh, I had an uncle who...|||I had a problem with this until I created a rule to help me in these situations.  If I find a person lying just a few times, I label them differently than other people.  From then on, I keep in mind...'