'I could really use some IRL cheat codes right now. Infinite gold would be nice.|||I'm looking at galley kitchen designs and I just caught myself wondering whether the paint they used was eggshell or matte finish. I seriously think life would be a lot easier for me if I were gay....|||People who think that knowing me and knowing that I'm a musician gives them permission to give out my name and phone number to anyone who says they're looking for an accompanist. If I wanted to be an...|||My closest friend (which for INTPs is probably not, relatively speaking, all that close) is an INTJ, oddly enough. We've always gotten along great. We have a similar sense of humor/wild imagination....|||Having to register for the draft. I can't even legally have a sip of beer for three more years, but the government has no problem now sending me off to die against my will. Not to mention the sexism...|||The other night I had to go get something from the trunk of my car, so I put my shoes and my coat on, walked a few blocks to the parking garage, climbed the stairs up to the fourth floor, found my...|||For a brief period in astronomy this morning, I seemed to have OCD. I presume the caffeine played a role. Very curious.|||All I know is their lattes taste like someone microwaved a glass of milk and then sprinkled some instant coffee powder in it.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzoHdb1-Qw|||http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6214402/b/ponder/IMG_0857.JPG|||If you're going to sit around in a coffeeshop, you should try to do better than Starbucks.|||Curse this anime. It drives me to experience and display human emotions.|||The electoral college: the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.|||Dear INFJs,  More of you need to appear in my life. Seriously.  Yours, etc., INTP|||What's pissing me off today: hotlinking. If you hotlink to something on my site, I swear I will make your life hell.|||It's happened to me a few times when I had some serious sensory overload (mild sensory processing disorder for the win?).|||Probably the guy who said, Nah, you guys go hunt, I'm gonna keep working on this fire thing, I think I've almost got it.|||People who argue that things like Black History Month do anything other than reinforce stereotypes and keep racism alive. I don't give a fuck that people with a similar skin color as yours went...|||Trolling is a art, the most noble art the internet has created. Truly our greatest pasttime. I've spent many an hour trolling people. There's nothing quite like the feeling you get when someone takes...|||3years (365 * 3 = 1095) 1week (7 * 1 = 7) 4days (1 * 4 = 4) (Sum: 1106 days)  minus  2years (365 * 2 = 730) 2weeks (7 * 2 = 14) 5days (1 * 5 = 5)|||I want to be a fire lookout. Spending all day completely alone, in the middle of nowhere. Bliss.|||You join Google Plus so you can be less social.|||I think I visited the INFJ forum once. Way too many emotions.|||I don't understands why idiots latch onto their misunderstanding of the burden of proof so strongly. This is why I tend to avoid arguments at all costs.|||http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6214402/b/reactions/1253930-this_thread_again_super.jpg  Seriously, as has been discussed at least dozens if not hundreds of times here, astrology is purer bullshit than you...|||It's the beauty that's quiet, not the woman. And yeah, I think it makes sense that INTPs would look for outgoing partners--either they'll take care of our social obligations so we don't have to, or...|||Intelligent, warm, eclectic tastes, somewhat more outgoing than myself, somewhat more energetic than myself, similar interests, quietly beautiful, not obsessed with social norms, happily...|||When your excuse for not shaving is that you're running an experiment.  My face is fuzzy.|||Wait, he...shot a laptop? What?|||I speak English natively, Spanish almost fluently, and have studied Latin extensively, as well as a bit of Japanese (continuing project), German, Esperanto, and ancient Greek. The two languages I mix...|||I use it either as shorthand for Ne or to talk about my actual emotional feelings about something, or I use it as a codeword for I think when I'm trying to sound nice. So, all of the above?|||Do you have a standard greeting to coworkers, friends, grocery store checkout people etc? Yeah. For acquaintances/non-close friends, it's, Hey, how's it goin'? I've found it's short enough to be...|||Find a medium to large school with a good honors program. You get the benefit of a large school (the boring general eds are nice and big and anonymous and you don't have to deal with stupid people)...|||So if you get a blood transfusion, your personality changes a bit?  This seems to me to have about as much value as astrology or predicting the future by looking at cow guts.|||I was thinking of changing it to this. What do you think? http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lol_pepsi.gif  EDIT for future readers: At the time of the post, my avatar had been...|||Plus, if you shake us, we get real mad.|||When the fact that after this Friday there will never again be any new episodes of Good Eats makes you feel worse than anything has in ages.|||I think one important aspect of my inner world is the concept of atmosphere that INTPs usually seem to value or utilize more highly than other types. It's hard to describe how my thought processes...|||How has Ginko from Mushi-shi not been mentioned yet? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6214402/b/animu/mushishi/npe155_bluej37.jpg|||With all due respect, OP,  http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6214402/b/feel/252bd9f4ef6ed343fc3036be35936347357e8556.png  You weren't lying, you were just wrong, and if you think INTPs are going to get...|||My sister's ISTJ, and we've always gotten along extremely well. I think she likes my sense of humor, though my disorganization and disregard for planning do get on her nerves at times.|||I often question the validity of the MBTI system.|||Age: A miniscule 17  Gender: Straight male  Current Relationship Status: Single  Number of GF/BF's You've had officially: None  Number of Casual Relationships: Between one-half and one|||1)What were you like? Generally a pretty quiet kid--I didn't talk much at all until I was five or six. My parents took me to some sort of doctor to make sure I was okay. I don't remember ever being...|||INTPs have the emotions of a stupid five-year-old and the intelligence of Einstein.|||God fucking shit dammit, why was I never notified that I need two letters of recommendation by February 1st? Motherfucking son of a cunt. Shit.|||-Be direct, but not smothering. INTPs get smothered easily. -If you don't have the right sense of humor, you can just give up now. -You could always, y'know, just ask her out. Unless you've tried...|||http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6214402/b/ponder/dfd9befcf3e9ea52005b3ee8a78653ef85bf8ff2.jpeg|||For some reason I imagine that quite a large portion of that 10 percent is INTP.  I'm currently taking a basic astronomy course taught in this peer instruction format. I absolutely hate it. I do...|||When someone implies you can make fondue with Double Gloucester and you call them out on it.'