'http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/macros/cowbell.gifhttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/macros/cowbell.gifhttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/macros/cowbell.gif|||Nobody lies on the deathbed wishing they had spent more time working. Go parasailing today.|||Paint is so fucking win, how could I not. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/broham.png  And since this post will ruin it, here's a memorial to my 420 post count....|||Meakachu used THUNDERSHOCK! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/5930153.gif It's super effective!|||Born of an unholy union of screamofconciousness and a creeper, the vent server has been terrorized by a nebulous, mysterious horror called the Screaper. The Screaper has never been photographed, and...|||http://unrepentantoldhippie.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/loldogs-dogs-n-puppy-dog-pictures-i-has-a-hotdog_1263834657368.png  am i doin it right|||http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8148/sadcomparison.jpg|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/jimsrsly.jpg|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/shigeruwtf.jpg  *lurks away*|||I bore of this again, I'm out. But like Frosty the Snowman, someday I shall arise from my icy grave to terrorize the innocent villagers again.  So long and thanks for all the lulz.|||Necropost that is shorter than signature.|||I usually post pictures of robots in these, and after a long and perilous search I finally found a picture of an invisible robot....|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmo0VdPpkDA|||Good find, Quin Sabe. That's good advice for someone doing it for health reasons, but morally it's kind of half-assed.|||An oldie but a goldie:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSHLGnexe-w  It starts off kinda slow but the pace picks up after about the first half hour. This film is rife with unintentional hilarity,...|||http://icanhasrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hoomanrites.jpg|||Oi, how could I forget Kung Fu Hustle? It is from China and it is lolarious. I think it's made by the same crazy monkeys as made Shaolin Soccer, too. If you haven't seen that I would recommend that...|||36 China Town. It is on Youtube in 14 parts. It is Bollywood (more liek Lollywood amirite?), but it has English subtitles and much of the dialogue is in English. It's... difficult to describe...|||That it is feasible at all says much about how awesome the age in which we live is. I suppose by the definition in your third post, SWalker, then indeed this could be called a fully synthetic life...|||That's actually another pretty big step ahead. Being able to replicate DNA isn't the same as decoding it. I don't deny the importance or potential of their findings, but I think it's too early to...|||This is certainly a good statement of our current capabilities in genome replication, but creating life this is not. Not yet.  But still, good read.|||I am thus far disappointed in your ability to start a revolution, Herr Doktor.|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/dancing-robot.gif Grats amigo.|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/kitteniad.jpg The Curse of Memes.|||Hey, why you gotta hate on cyanobacteria? Mold is life.    So is this. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/amoeba.jpg|||The good news: Yes, that is why. It's not all in your head. The bad news: Your curse is that now soccer balls have AIDS.|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/moldy_hot_dog.jpg  Show me hope in a hopeless place.|||You're the man now dog|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/oshitarobot.jpg|||Pretty please?|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/evilhorse.jpg|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/m136_at-4_rocket_launcher.jpg  Show me a bad decision.|||You, your children, and your childrens' children will continue to be swindled by gypsies selling bogus anti-curse charms|||Stop eating meat.|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/lobotomy5B15D.jpg  Show me why the chicken crossed the road.|||Seriously. I love all creatures great and small, except for whatever the fuck is in your signature. Robatix, that animal is what irrational hatred looks like.|||Fit mine better for what? Ballroom dancing? Making sex? Battle to the death? A tuxedo? This topic is confusing and so by extension are you.|||Normally yes, but you're cursed enough as it is.|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/peanut-butter-dog.jpg  Show me jelly!|||Your firstborn grandchild will look exactly like that ORGANISM in your signature. And they won't exactly have a shining personality either. Like they'll probably be one of those lifestyle fucks who...|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/41VWGJXSVXL.jpg  Show me a good monkey (or a bad one).|||*genital locusts*|||Your curse: the nozzle of your mustard bottle will always be irreparably clogged by a brown dried mustard booger.|||Oi TurranMC, really? You're like those guys in Mom & Dad Save the World who picked up the pick me up grenade. For posting in this topic, your next relationship will be ruined by anvils. If you are...|||That post + avatar smoking a cigarette = epic irony. But I kid, that's actually a very touching story.|||Every time you are in a hurry in an airport, there will be a fat person walking slowly in front of you.|||Welcome, brave forumite. As a reward for your curiosity, you will now be cursed. Have a nice day!|||http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/zombie0519a.jpg (We also want your organs.)  Show me comeuppance.|||whispered apologies: Laika: The First Dog In Space  And in response to your request, http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/Squidhead/trilobitty.jpg That's no trilobite, it's just a little trilobit....|||Start smoking crack instead, you won't have any money left for cigarettes.'