'I'd like to change my username to Maybe Mercury.  Thanks!!|||INTP  You're pretty awesome.  xSTP|||Got a 34 on my ACT. Didn't take the SATs :/|||INTP,  Well, that escalated quickly.   -ISTP|||He's a child piano prodigy. It's intense.|||Nubb haha, it's a little boy. He's hyper as shit, but you can't deny that insane talent.|||Dear Universe,  Private is private is private. Just because I don't want to show you or tell you something doesn't mean it has anything to do with you. Actually, it probably doesn't. Just let me be...|||Dear ISTJ (you actually are one and not an INFJ)  I don't know how you did it but you managed to push yourself into being one of my closest friends (and I hate using the word friends because it is...|||I am seriously torn between the wonderful promise of pizza and cards and the grim reality of actual human contact. Decisions, decisions...|||This. I found the charming switch a few years ago. Tis a powerful weapon.|||Dear ENTP,  You know what my least favorite article of clothing is?  Your shirt.  Hopefully we can fix this pressing problem.  Sincerely, ISTP|||Unfortunately quite a few of them over there are mistyped INFPs and the likes.|||Wait...SANTA'S NOT REAL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|||Dear INFJ (I know what you say but you're almost definitely not a ISTJ),  Thank you, I guess. Just thanks. I know I give you a hard time but it's nice to have someone just listen and let you talk...|||The ability to unlock any door.|||That sounds amazing. I need to make flight attendant friends now! Do you have to pay for the tickets?|||I'm now realizing that the last time I talked to someone was four days ago.   I should concerned. But really, I feel indifferent on the whole matter.|||I'm sure it went fine. No one can resist and ISTP's charm and good looks :tongue:.   But seriously, how'd it go? Does he have a beard? Is he very cuddly?|||God, I hate days like that. I just spent my day sleeping and staring at my computer screen. Figured I needed a change of pace.|||Can't focus at all. Fuck it, I'm going for a walk.|||Just took a walk outside with booty shorts and a t-shirt on. It's 20 degrees outside and I don't give a damn.|||Sad thing is, you're probably right...|||Perhaps we have a stubble growing contest (cos I like stubble better)? Whoever wins gets to cuddle with me. Ready AustenT09 and doudeman?|||Dear xxTP  Seems our roles are reversed. I'm the gatekeeper to commitment and you are the gatekeeper to sex. Gah! It's just kind of leaving me confused and I'm really not used to this. It makes me...|||You, sir, just read my mind.|||Dude. That must mean that we are both ISTPs. :tongue:|||My normal face. Taken during lecture.88182|||Dear ENTJ (?) father, ISTJ mother and ESFP brother,  Please calm down! Please. I know you're happy I'm back, now please CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I wanna go hide in a corner. Can't believe I want to go...|||Why do people have to wear clothes? Y'know, besides the whole freezing to death thing? It's marginally more comfortable to walk around in your birthday suit.|||Do you play an instrument? You could join an ensemble and get one credit hour or so. Some you don't even need to audition for. That would be some fun. You could also just join some clubs and leave...|||Dear xxTP  Shit, I hope you feel better soon. You've quickly become one of my closest of my few friends. I know you feel like shit and it sucks and you can't just snap out of it. You know I get...|||I've been and am depressed as well.  My advice would be to not try and beat it, but rather learn to live a healthy life regardless of your condition. Learn to tame it, instead.  I've found when I...|||Strong hands, long legs, good smell, and a crooked smile.|||I like to think of Ti as a puzzle. We take each idea/fact/thing we observe and we try to fit the pieces together in order to form a better understanding of the world. It's changeable and is pieced...|||Just gave my ears a second piercing by myself. Feeling great. Totally released the restless energy I've had all weekend...should do this more often.|||I don't have to take the test to know that I was a pterodactyl in my past life.|||Dear ????  I can still smell you in my hair.  Sincerely, An ISTP|||Ummmm...no.  Okay, I like the music and the dancing (provided I don't get dry-humped by a complete, inebriated stranger). Not the rest of the stuff that comes with it.|||This spoon is a reflection of myself and my inner suffering.|||Just found out that liquid nitrogen evaporates on human skin. My plans for world domination have been significantly delayed...|||I just got asked today if I actually knew what was going on or if I was the type that saw everything and silently judged from the sidelines. God, if he only knew...|||Dear ??TP,  Goddammit. Why do we have to have so many interests in common? Now's not a good time. Not for you and not for me.  Gahhhh, you sly bastard, An ISTP|||*points to thread* http://personalitycafe.com/istp-forum-mechanics/18474-you-know-istp-interested-you-when-61.html#post4229859 Have at it.|||What the hell just happened. I think I'm going on a date...does not compute...|||Little ISTP Cousin-   I'd heard you'd been getting a lot of shit at school because you're small. But little dogs have bite.   I'm so proud of you for socking that bully straight in the nose....|||My mom is an ISTJ. My dad's INTJ. At first, they tired making me do things just because but that just didn't fly. Eventually, they just gave up and let me come to my own conclusions about things....|||Yup. That's happened to me too. It's funny though, because I've always related very highly to the thinking functions. Maybe it's because the INFJ and ISTP share the Ti-Ni loop that can make us look...|||The only incompetence you can't handle is your own at sex.|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjmBPFPTq-g|||Why so chatty now, ISTP? Is it because you spent all day in your room alone?'