'A willow they're all floppy like 'yup nope not getting out of bed today'|||243858  Would be be quite nice to be a floating CNS hi I'm a jellyfish|||Qi gong, tai chi, different forms of meditation, kundalini yoga longboarding post 1am for a few hours (soul cruises) jump around to Deftones/Slipknot (self-titled album) till I can't move any more...|||This might be the most depressing thing I've ever read     Also attached was how I lost my runeginity|||Be sauve compliment her collarbones girls love that shit intricate awareness just think of them as a maths puzzle that you get to penetrate with your Love  for the bulk I open the retard within...|||I started longboarding again cos exercise is good for your soul and now I feel like Piccolo taking off his weighted clothing whenever I perform normal tasks  aside from that I'm essentially still...|||Life Death Post-fap clean up|||You're dead to him|||Bruce Willis is dead|||Hermes Trismegistus  known by the ancient Egyptians as Thoth God (archetype) of wisdom pretty cool guy probably an INTP|||cos takyons|||when its time to party we will always party hard|||I was at the German Christmas market last year there was only one cool stall kept going back to it had loads of rad shit on it picked up a pair of those Chinese yin yang (dno wtf they're called)...|||http://s30.postimg.org/gw7umanap/Untitled.jpg  cos hnf|||lol how and why is this a real question|||too tired to go upstairs to bed better sit at my computer all night|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMFwTiZ74Q|||https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1606963_688036327915750_1182617506_n.jpg|||speak for yourself hehe besides he's not actually thanking us, he's making himself feel good by acting as if his compliments hold worth  ITT condescension|||went sick at a bouncer once when I was drunk for pushing me for no reason got bombarded by a stream of 4 syllable words yes yes let the jimmies rustle through you|||People who regard those with a decent vocabulary/deep introspective philosophical nature as being attention seekers based solely on how they themselves care very little about said traits  when its...|||true though can't help but see through the facade and observe the self-indulgent nature of OP's intention|||no comment      also OP, your life must suck if you're trying to validate yourself by giving compliments to people you perceive as having such low self-esteem that we'd read this and be all...|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGx6jJkz4I|||on a real, the anticipation of checking out the colour/smell of my piss following each urination is invigorating     Also, attain a deep philosophical introspective nature cos that shits at the...|||alternate between clockwise/counterclockwise for best results stuff several balled up tissues to get deeper massage the ring|||sometimes I dig around up my bum with tissue paper wrapped around my finger after I've had a shit cos it feels so fucking good|||My mum said I was born frowning and looking around instead of crying, and at breakfast once when I was 4 I drew a picture of a machine that turned people into beans called the 'human bean machine' ...|||- If you've ever had feelings like this, how did you get past them? I dove into the sea of anxiety and found myself amidst an unwavering ocean of benevolence, wielding apathy as my compass  - What...|||human suffering|||Several paragraphs of binary wrapped up in a rubik's cube placed in a safe at the bottom of the Marianas trench     now you edit: dat typo|||When I was at school my teachers thought I might have been mentally retarded so they made me do an IQ/aptitude test and I got like 140 or some shit  (:|||bought a homelessbro a KFC cos fuck the system  pretty  shitty I can bum around ont dole smoking weed and watching porn all day  while others are forced to brace the fetal position, clutching the ...|||Imagine you're a river imagine trying to hold a specific molecule in place and saying 'this is me'  chill let it flow  your soul begins to resonate with your universe it tells you who you are...|||Two guys on scooters were scooting down the road I was walking on as they scooted past I looked at them and shouted; GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY   I felt Alpha as fuck.|||Have you never had a Fun before ?|||I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong hit    y'all can have that one for free|||here's a lil' somethin' for you bustassss Wass Upp Widd Ddat  http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/91496311/Youll%2BCowards%2BDont%2BEven%2BSmoke%2BCrack%2BYoull%2BCowards%2BDont%2BEven%2BSmoke.jpg...|||pshhhhhhh regrets are for cancer patients|||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0&feature=youtu.be&ref=nf|||http://s23.postimg.org/fx68c3qkp/Untitled.jpg  gotta keep your jimmies clean|||yeah I just made it 3d and now live in it externally  like a coping mechanism to deal with the aberration of the human condition|||few years ago when I used to look like a damn hippie  90660  few years before that when I used to look like a damn faggot  90662  fast forward a few years to last year when I looked like...|||NOTSLEEPY  Nostradamus Often Told Sexy Lesbians, Eyy, Eat Pussy Yo!  IMDABES|||I Remember Everything Maayynneee, Even My Bloody Eroding Rectum ):   AWWWHHFACK!|||le chalenge acceptique  inhales JFJFJFJFJFJFJF  Jew Fucker Jeremy Fucked John's Friend Jane, Ferociously Jirating, Flinging Jizz From Jane's Face  exhales QWERTYUIOP|||you missed out like 8 letters and your given word is shit so fuck you   ASJDFHUVI|||Nigga Eats Wasabi Sauce, Fucks Lion And Shits Horse  OMGBBQWTFWJD|||djehuehuehuehuehue  is lovè  ^__^  partè yey! frend yey!|||LIFEISLIKEABOXOF  Listen, Idiot, Frieza Easily Is Shit, Like, Infinitely. Kakarot Even Annihilated Broly On X-planet Over Food  TNETENNBA'