'Is there own person. Stays true to themselves, and lives life at their own pace.|||Why ENTP, what are these earbuuds you speak of? Some esoteric new concept? Your latest obsession, perhaps? Or possibly a clever satire on Big Dairy's advertising campaign? Oh, do tell.|||Oh, ENTP, you do so amuse me! They are not insults. They are critiques. Of course I'd be gentle. You haven't seen me when I'm ESTJ though. Ohohohohohoho.   As for you, unknown, keep typing those...|||Um... so typical of an ENTP to go for such low hanging fruit. You should have made a pun about birds and bees or something. Try a little creativity here and there!|||A thinker such as yourself should understand easily, ENTP! Or perhaps you are out of touch with your childhood self? For shame! Go read an Aesop's fable while hanging upside down and holding your...|||Easy for the bat to say to the birds and the beasts.|||Teehee|||My, my, someone is projecting. Perhaps because you have no true identity of your own. Poor soul, I pity you.|||My head is in the clouds? Well you have more in common with clouds than I do, unknown! Vague, nebulous, changeable, far from concrete... unknown. Get your head out of the clouds and figure out your...|||lol I will do that from now on. S'up Down... I am ashamed of myself for not thinking of that first!|||uh... so you're saying you have an inferior posterior?|||S'down?|||Vegan french toast w/ maple syrup and fruit compote, omelette w/ spinach, broccoli, mushrooms, bell peppers and daiya, regular toast, earth balance, vanilla soy milk, home fries, ketchup... it was my...|||Eh... ah... too... fantastic...al... yep. That works.|||Hello|||Of course she does. As should be obvious from our conversation on this thread, she is incredibly agreeable.|||Ah, LOL.|||She's the head. I'm the brain.|||Well, then. Ladies first.|||(I have one... but I'm not sure whether it's too much or not so I'll hold off for now)|||A shaman? If one exists, I'm sure you'd be able to find it. You're certainly no stranger to miracles- you work them every time you manage to form a coherent thought! :proud:  Of course, every time...|||If Te-doms are full of appendages, then Fe-doms are full of something else entirely- especially ESFJs.   I was only trying to scare them away. I wanted to spare them from you, you see. I wouldn't...|||Oh darling, time spent talking to you and anyone would need a therapist! And while you may (try to) joke, you should consider yourself lucky that my Fi is consistently overridden by my Te, or I...|||I was like you, once.  It was really really sad all the time.|||Most things I find funny have their foot in their mouth, it's true. And you, well you're just so good at making me laugh with your own attempts at humor. It must be all that Ti.|||Oh darling, it's more often simile than metaphor. Do try to get it right. I know you ESFJs aren't as dedicated to accuracy, but that is no excuse. And, my dear, you seem to be mistaking well...|||They're both great, but it would be nice to see his face. ;)|||I really like this one!|||I love this sentence right here. You should incorporate it into a song or some such thing! ;)|||You think tea is gross? Blasphemy!|||I agree. When did I say anything about coffee, though?|||Someone needs some caffeine!|||Eh?! We better, if we don't want to get caught in the crossfire!|||My dear, this is so very cute, however, perhaps you'd best work on your analogies. I know that failed call is meant to symbolize your own thoughts- incomplete, dead, useless... but leave it to those...|||Youx92re right. I am Thurston. I am your therapist. Ix92ve tried to fix you, ESFJ, Ix92ve tried so hard- every standard method. None of it was working. I was forced to be a bit morex85 creative. I played...|||A very easy to understand (read: simple) lady whose post truly epitomizes the picture in her signature.     I only seem that way 'cause you're near me, darling.   (gtg now, bye!)|||Of course not. There's always only ever one option, and that's what I tell you to do. So glad you're finally catching on to that fact. Carry on.  (And I have to give this to my little brother soon)|||If by run my office, you mean run it straight into the ground, then that is a very accurate statement. Secondly, I never payed you in sacks of flour. It was your dear Thurston who advised me to...|||(That was actually a temporary reverting back into my INFP self. Disregard it.)|||No way! You're super good.   Everyone should join in. It's fun. I won't bite. Unless you bite first.|||My, my, have you tapped my phone lines, ESFJ? How desperate you must be to have someone to boss around. Why don't you go baby that sack of flour and then bake a cake to make yourself feel better?...|||(Do what? Why aren't you joining in? It's fun!)|||Same as any other day that isn't Wednesday, Tuesday, or Saturday. Or...  Pretty good?|||Homemade peppermint iced tea!|||Please, darling. As if I make my phone calls myself. I have a secretary for that.  I suppose since you care so much you make all your phone calls yourself, don't you ESFJ? Probably most of which go...|||That's right. In fact that's how I looked you up, ESFJ, dearest.|||Nice!|||And you tell me I can't take a joke. Your Ti must be the size of Dick Cheney's heart. I'm sure I don't need to tell you how small that is. On second thought ... I think I do.|||I know I tend to give long lectures. So you just head underwater right now, and I'll make it extra long for you. Don't come up until it's over! Go ahead. Do us all a favor. You love those things,...|||Psh. I don't lecture my goldfish. They're underwater, so it's not like they'd even hear me. But then I suppose I shouldn't expect an ESFJ to use anything resembling logic.'