'You are sitting around outside, scribbling furiously in your lab manual with your bag torn open and forgotten beside you. A young lady walks by, smiles at you, and places into your bag several...|||One day your schedule conspires to make 10:40 am mac and cheese the ideal choice for breakfast and lunch simultaneously. Then suddenly everything in the floor starts to get in your way, so you throw...|||You'd be doing something worth the doing, and make enough money to date... well, mostly anyone if you want.|||When you find maybe the one person in the waiting room who's willing to talk to you, only to find out quickly they don't share your interest in surrealist humor.  And all you want to do is smile...|||I haven't read anything worthwhile about the connection between MBTI and psychopathy, but the only person I've known that really seems to qualify as a sociopath happens to be the most tedious ESTP...|||EVE Online.  I went exploring and found a wormhole. I found a wormhole inside that wormhole. What's the worst that could happen? I came out on the extreme opposite edge of known space and the...|||Would you change my name to The Plot, please?|||Reading Red Dragon at a painfully deliberate pace so that my reading coincides with the new episodes of Hannibal and I can spend time noticing the differences in minor plot details and dialog instead...|||I wonder if there's something seriously wrong with my priorities. In the last 24 hours, I have broken things off with the girl I've been trying to get with for the better part of six months, then...|||The Wolves of the Calla; On the Road; and Magic, Science and Religion and Other Essays|||You show up for your philosophy final thinking Man, I should have studied. I should have kept up with the reading. I shouldn't have skipped class. I am completely unprepared. By the time you finish...|||I just got ordained as a Dudeist priest. Feels good, man.|||When your first thought in the morning is, What time is it? Thursday? Why does the parking lot smell funny? Why is there a parking lot in the hallway? Why does this hallway have infinite length? How...|||That makes me feel a little better about all the Magic Online I've been playing in the back of my data structures class.|||Dat dao do.|||Caustic humor. Contains psychoactive chemicals. Use with caution.|||Whoever imprisoned Will. I hate that guy.|||It's more accurate to say there there is an infinite quantity of undiscovered math. So that if we express our current collective mathematical knowledge as a percentage of the total of existent math,...|||What do you mean here? I'm not sure how I would stub my toe intentionally as a response to oppressive stupidity, but asking if I've ever hurt myself walking seems a bit off-topic.|||It's definitely nothing to be worried about. Having a first and second date that are 8 months apart, or getting a text from a long-time friend that just says Respond to this text, asshole are...|||We were about 5 minutes into dinner when she looked at my beard and said, So are you hairy all over? Not willing to play into such a skeevy come-on, I let her go on for a while about how she...|||Took the quiz and got Mathematical/Logical intelligence, and wasn't much surprised. I clicked around for a while and was told that I have above average emotional intelligence. I'm kind of skeptical...|||When there's no socially acceptable way to tell them to just shut up... Maybe I could just calmly drill a hole into the side of my head. Then they would know my frustration.  No, of course we all...|||I tried OKC for a couple of weeks (it was a direct result of a new smart phone and gin). I had some 98% matches that apparently never check their inbox (online dating is horribly slanted in females'...|||Haiku  Where does the time go? It's 12:26 AM. Wait. I was just having dinner with a friend 30 minutes ago. No, that was at 8 PM. Too many syllables on this line. Where does the time go?|||I misread the thread title as I need a team of compromised intellects. Either way, I'm in.|||It's drug awareness week on campus and a friend and I were walking through the hall. We passed by a poster with a picture of two hands, outstretched. One held the words life, freedom, success...|||Every time you check your email or snail - mail you estimate the likelihood of a message from a professor, government agent, or ex ranting about how you're just a horrible person and you completely...|||When you spent the whole weekend playing ESO instead of coding your homework assignment, hammer out the code during the last 20 hours before the deadline, and then think, Wow! I sure have been...|||I just saw a grown man stick his finger in something on the dashboard of his car and then thoughtfully taste whatever he had collected. Then he looked at me as though it couldn't have been more...|||Lastman, I know this and cared almost enough the first couple of times I posted from my phone. Now I just think it looks neat.  Thanks for the heads up though.   Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337...|||I can't fire people. But I can use microwave radiation to sterilize them.  Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk|||Or when you hate making up user names, so just draw inspiration from the homework you're putting off.  Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk|||Not sure if this is INTP or just me: You wonder why people seem to think it's okay to say any number of vulgar and/or horrible things, but get all horrified when you turn the least bit sarcastic. ...|||...When you notice that every time someone compliments your character they're really just projecting their own good qualities onto you. But when you try and describe yourself it just seems like...|||Remember that time that guy said that thing and you spent all day figuring out what he meant?  Or that time you said something perfectly sensible and everyone looked at you like you were on fire? ...|||When you discuss your INTP qualities, then qualify them saying, even though I lean quite strongly towards ENTP and have some INFP tendencies.  Or when you are called an evil genius, an awesome...|||They will be called Fonzies.  Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk|||On my way to class I noticed a billboard advertising an emergency room. I live in a world where the hospital is advertised. Average wait time is only two minutes it tells me.  So I started to...|||I can't go to bed yet. I'm having too much fun doing quantum mechanics while trying to write with my left hand.|||Picturing myself explaining frantically, No, I'm not a creep. You see, I have to socialize occasionally to lower my risk of dementia in late life. It's strictly platonic if you want.|||They don't understand how to mentally review a lab procedure while reading internets or do math while thinking of something witty to say to the internets using cognitive subprocessing.  INTP =...|||If you intentionally ask me a question to which you already know the answer you haven't made an effective point. Instead, you've left us both staring dumbly at one another with nothing useful to say.|||When you visit this thread to put off finishing your lab calculations and then finish your lab to put off posting in this thread. Missions accomplished.|||I had an episodic series of dreams when I was very young in which I was woken by a pounding at the living-room door and wandered in as a roughly 7' tall blue guy bashed through the door and lifted me...|||Egalitarian Meritocracy... world peace... free energy... never mind.|||When you have a meticulous shaving schedule worked out mentally, meant to reduce frequency of shaving while optimizing comfort. The crux of the plan is letting the face grow unchecked during off-days...|||God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert (Reread) The Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle Moonwalking with Einstein by Joshua Foer  I can walk around all day consciously allowing Herbert's ideas to...|||Was playing Final Fantasy XIV manically until the beta ended this morning. Now I have chills like a drug fiend. Next month is so far away.  Maybe I'll see some of you there?|||Thank you. It looks like some of his other stuff is very good too. You may have just increased the number of damns I give about art by about 75%.  Edit: This is in response to Orchidion's post from...'