SOLDIER, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU
'You sorry excuse for a soldier, you don't deserve 3 <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2007-03-22_DJ_18.jpg" target="_blank">chevrons</a>; I'm demoting you from sergeant to <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2007-03-22_DJ_18a.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>'
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