ANCIENT ROMAN STAND-UP COMEDY
'(Jimmy of the Clue Crew delivers from an open mic in a small club.)  <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2004-09-29_J_12.mp3">I tell you it was so cold today... (How cold was it?) It was so cold, I wished we were back in 64 when he was emperor. Hot times, if you know what I mean!</a>'
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