REDUCED SHAKESPEARE COMPANY
'<a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-04-26_J_08.wmv"><i>"As the sea, my love is deep."<br />"Ditto!"<br />[Smooch]<br />"You shall be with him hence!"<br />"Ditto!"<br />"No--ooh!  Ugh!"<br />"Yaah!"<br />"I die!"<br />"Ditto!"<br />[Kkk!]</i></a>'
Romeo and Juliet