REDUCED SHAKESPEARE COMPANY
'<a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-04-26_J_30.wmv"><i>"I will fight at sea!"<br />"I'll help you!"<br />"Huh?  Oh, kill me."<br />"Augh."<br />"Aah!  I can no more!  Ow!"<br />"I have immortal longings!  Ow.  Ow!  Aughh."</i></a>'
Antony and Cleopatra (Anthony and Cleopatra accepted)