I PLAY THE DRUMS!
'(<a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2007-02-19_J_03.jpg" target="_blank">Jon of the Clue Crew sticks with his drums--& drums with his sticks.</a>) Playing this gives me an explosive sound on the snare drum; to help out a comedian's lame joke <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2007-02-19_J_03.mp3">combine it with a cymbal crash</a>'
a rimshot