HISTORICAL TRICK OR TREAT
'(<a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2001-10-31_DJ_01.jpg" target="_blank">Ding dong!  But the trick's on Rootin' Tootin' Sofia of the Clue Crew.</a>)  I'm dressed up as this performer in Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, but, uh, Mom wouldn't buy me a rifle!'
Annie Oakley