ANCIENT ROMAN STAND-UP COMEDY
'(Jimmy of the Clue Crew delivers from an open mic in a small club.)  <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2004-09-29_J_13.mp3">Boy, in the old days we knew how to par-tay.  You know what they say--if you can remember this festival of the god Bacchus, you weren't there!</a>'
a bacchanalia