SOLDIER, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU
'Have another bar, <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2007-03-22_DJ_24.jpg" target="_blank">first lieutenant</a>; you're going up one rank to <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2007-03-22_DJ_24a.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>'
captain