REDUCED SHAKESPEARE
'This time, a comedy:<br /><a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2006-05-16_DJ_23.wmv"><i>"Beware my sting!"<br />"She will be my chattel.  Ha ha ha!"<br />"I'm starved!"<br />[Snores]<br />"Giddy from lack of sleep.  What is thy will, sir?"<br />"Mm-wah!"<br />"Ha ha ha ha ha!"<br />"Ha ha ha ha ha!"<br />"Ah!"<br />"Ah!"</i></a>'
The Taming of the Shrew