NEW JERSEYITES
'Pair seen <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/1998-01-29_J_11.wmv" target="_blank">here</a>--they were both born in New Jersey<br /><br /><i>"All right, you take Joan and I'll take Sandra."<br />"Oh, Sandra sends me."<br />"Well then I'll take Joan!"<br />"Joan sends me too."<br />"Now listen, you...  I'm going to send you!"<br />"Sorry, you don't even appeal to me."</i>'
Abbott & Costello