DON'T GO IN THE WATER
'Like the type of snake it's named for, which includes moccasins, <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2011-12-07_DJ_20.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> fish has serious <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2011-12-07_DJ_20a.jpg" target="_blank">fangs</a>'
a viperfish