DOUGH!
'(<a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2009-12-22_J_04.wmv">Jimmy of the Clue Crew reports from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Washington, D.C.</a>)  Defacement of currency is a criminal offense, punishable by a fine up to this much, also the largest denomination the U.S. now issues'
$100