STAN THE CONTRACTOR
'Oops!  Stan's assistant damaged the bathroom floor while installing <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2006-11-09_J_15.jpg" target="_blank">this sharp type of tub</a> seen <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2006-11-09_J_15a.jpg" target="_blank">here</a>'
a clawfoot tub