MY DORM ROOM IS SO SMALL...
'I couldn't grow my <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2010-11-19_J_04.jpg" target="_blank">nails</a> out, so the best I could do with them was <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2010-11-19_J_04a.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> national treatment'
a French manicure (or French tip)