ANCIENT ROMAN STAND-UP COMEDY
'(Jimmy of the Clue Crew delivers from an open mic in a small club.)  <a href="http://www.j-archive.com/media/2004-09-29_J_15.mp3">Talk about a terrible cook!  My wife's pretty bad, but at least she never gave me poisoned figs like Livia gave this guy</a>'
Augustus Caesar