Company: Deloitte
Date: 2019-09-02
Overall rating: 1/5
Employment status: former
Experience level: Junior

You have to get a sadistic pleasure from hurting innocent people and colleagues
Pros: Some departments had really nice people that I am still friends with.
Cons: Deloitte is the type of company where you need to genuinely get a sadistic pleasure out of hurting people. I will never forget the psychopathic super villain laughs I used to hear in this company from the sheer joy of inflicting pain upon another human-being, I am not even joking.

Every company has backstabbers, but in Deloitte people will ruin your life for no reason and hide behind the shadows. Who cares if you will have your career ended and licences revoked putting you on the street if they can get a £500 raise? There is zero understanding of human suffering and ethics.

You do not learn a lot of rules until it is too late. For example, expect everyone to use you like a punching bag, but if you act the same way to a group of people they will all get together and report you (even if they are enemies as there is a common interest they will temporarily work together to ruin you). You have to know how to be nasty in this company, it is a delicate art that without you cannot expect to succeed. 

Even if your human life life hangs on the line do not expect anybody to do the noble thing. If you need to take medication expect people to laugh and say "I am not getting you that hahahahahahahahgahgahgahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah" when you give someone money and ask them to quickly get you water. I have no doubt that they are the type of people and have personality to let a kidnapper freely walk around hurting children (as an example).

The biggest and most fragile egos I have seen in my life. Nobody can ever be wrong or have a discussion where eventually there has to be some compromise with one person being correct and the other incorrect. No, never! Everybody is always correct, even if it is as simple, obvious and easy to prove as 1+1 = 44 will end up in damn near civil disobedience.

Everyone goes to the gym for a reason, there is only so much time until it kicks off and there is blood on the floors.

You become a nasty person yourself as eventually you get sick of being used like a punching bag e.v.e.r.y. s.i.n.g.l.e d.a.y o.f t.h.e w.e.e.k despite your best speech, team working and negotiating skills. 

People would not trust you to get them a coffee, even a free one, if you bring in sweets people will outright refuse to eat them as if they contain poison. It is sickly quiet as everyone knows the code of omerta (be quiet of have what you said immediately twisted out of context into something stupid).

Nasty company, full of nasty people, doing nasty things.