Company: Apple
Date: 2018-09-28
Overall rating: 1/5
Employment status: current
Experience level: Junior

If you love Microsoft in the 80s you’ll love Apple in the 2000’s
Pros: 50% off Apple Watch in first year
Cons: Weaponized secrecy.
Don’t worry 10 other people are doing exactly the same thing, but none of you know it. 
Charity? I help to produce amazing products you test, what more do you want?
I can’t relate to you, please tune your reality distortion machine to match my frequency.
You want help? 
I thought I would spam the entire company because I can’t find help, but I could find a cool sounding DL. (Please unsubscribe me... no seriously... please)
It’s the Apple way.   Shut your mouth for the first year.  Do only what you are told.  Do it quickly and at volume.  Do not question.  Please sir may I have some more?
We make ads with quirky people who really don’t work here.
Bring your high school backpack to work.
We hire smart people to tell us what to do, but then we don’t listen or provide feedback and then fire them if it goes sideways because god forbid anyone who should be accountable really is. 
We hire Senior Management based on how few decisions they can make, little clarity they provide, but especially how much they can degrade anyone lower than them and still find time to suck upward. 
Maps