Company: EY
Date: 2018-09-29
Overall rating: 2/5
Employment status: current

No room for egos
Pros: Looks good on a resume, I guess.
Cons: As the title of this post states, there is no room for egos here. Nope. That’s because this place is already filled to the rim with the biggest egos on this planet. So don’t bring a bunch of great ideas and process improvements (not unless you plan to carefully package those and position them as the ego’s brilliant work). Don’t get me wrong - you can definitely be successful here. Just know your place, and bring plenty of peanuts to feed the egos. Oh, and if you’re ‘fortunate enough’ to ‘land’ (work with) a ‘colossal ego,’ and you have a background in reminding people how important they are, you can literally ride out your entire career here feeding one ego, enjoying a pretty great salary, and offloading the grunt work to the ‘less fortunate’ - those who haven’t landed ‘their ego’ or who are unwilling to shrink in order to make others look bigger.