Company: Apple
Date: 2013-10-09
Overall rating: 4/5
Employment status: current
Experience level: Confirmed

Being a Genius in a glass cube.
Pros: You work for Apple.  Your title is literally Genius.
A Genius has authority, technical facility, and the ability to problem solve under high pressure and velocity -- this brings a great deal of respect from some people while off the clock and in the real world.
You are able to work on the most wonderful pieces of technology, repair them, and sometimes help people in the process.
Cons: People are more often than not against you before you've even seen them or said hello.
You must constantly balance the conflicting weight of good service/final resolution to how quickly you can get to the next person in queue.
People will treat you like you're an idiot, mean, or vindictive constantly while on the job.
Many people will never grasp how to solve the problems they cause, but blame the product, company, & you for.