Company: Microsoft
Date: 2014-10-11
Overall rating: 1/5
Employment status: current
Experience level: Junior

Has its ups and downs
Pros: > Free coffee in the mornings
> The people here are relatively nice on the surface, i.e. they hide their evil deep inside their shallow souls
> You get to help Microsoft maintain its nasty monopoly on the desktop computers and push its buggy spyware to its consumers
Cons: > A deep despair associated with taking more from society than you are putting
> Not being able to sleep at night
> Constant feelings that your work and career are meaningless
> Occassional desire to commit suicide