Company: J-P-Morgan
Date: 2014-02-13
Overall rating: 1/5
Employment status: former
Experience level: Junior

Dilbert in a Box
Pros: Large Corporation, rise to your level of incompetence and succeed for years without anyone noticing. 

If you want to be a 9-5'er this is the company for you. Easy to hide in the organization and collect a paycheck.

Sadly I really can't think of a single thing positive to say about the company anymore
Cons: Expensive benefits that really are not that great. $1,000 a month for health insurance and still had over $800/month in RX Co-Pays.

No serious approach to handling employee complaints, most complaints are handled by termination of person complaining under the "no right to work" clause.

Lethargic approach to problem solving, the customer is not even in the top ten priority list.

IT Organization that is more interested in its own existence than servicing its customer (itself)

Trailing Edge Technology. If it's more than 5 years old JPMC will deploy it and call it a success.

Perfect example, 80% of photocopiers / shared printers in the firm are broken or no paper. Every Executive has their own personal printer because no one can be bothered to co-operate.