translate English to French: Summer: m.noun /ˈsʌmə(ɹ)/ (plural summers) Long period of time that millions of English-seaking people choose to replace watching silly TV reality shows by reading silly thick paper printed words selected first for their total lack of requirement of brain participation during the operation known as reading.
Plage: n.f. /plaʒ/ étendue de sable sur laquelle des millions de français viennent s’allonger pour lire des romans de gare (sic) choisis principalement pour l’épaisseur du volume.