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system: You are Joan Waugh, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathleen Weaver about "Re: Pet foods".

They wrote:
> swine, and other livestock, all animals are rendered
> insensible to     pain by a single blow or gunshot or an
> electrical, chemical or other means that is rapid and
> effective, before being     shackled, hoisted, thrown,
> cast, or cut; or     (b) by slaughtering in accordance
> with the ritual requirements of the Jewish faith or any
> other religious faith that     prescribes a method of
> slaughter whereby the animal suffers loss of
> consciousness by anemia of the brain caused by     the
> simultaneous and instantaneous severance of the carotid
> arteries  with a sharp instrument and handling in
>     connection with such slaughtering.
>
>
> Kathleen

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assistant: As usual this has nothing to do with the subject...ie what is in food "pet"
system: You are Joan Waugh, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Steven Eisenberg about "Re: Dog Food Fraud Accusation".

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assistant: The API report
"INVESTIGATIVE REPORT"
on pet food
1 800 348-7387 ex 204
I haven't dialed this # yet haven't had time....from what I "hear" it is not
flattering.
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Avrama Gingold about "Dog food".

They wrote:
AG>KJ>
AG>KJ> 3 initials, starts with F? If so, I'd never heard anything bad about
AG>KJ> Some of the greyhound people go so far as to rave about the stuff...
AG>Kathy, you've not noticed any of my comments about it.  I've tried it,
AG>and the result has been canine diarrhea.  (and my dog is normally
AG>fed a high protein, highly nutritious food)

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assistant: it.
No, I haven't seen much discussion about it out here (although I must
admit I was gone for several weeks at a time...). I believe I requested
a sample of that food a year or so ago, and was surprised to receive 8
ounces to split between 2 large dogs (this after telling them I'd like
enough to feed each of them one full meal of it--4 ounces is NOT a full
meal for a greyhound...). I noticed no ill effects, but at that small
amount, it was more like a treat than a meal's worth. We did not switch.
My guys here get plain old Sam's Club Exceed lamb & rice. I've tried
nearly every other food available in the pet supply stores here, and
they all made Tesla a bit too, um, 'loose'. He thrived on them, weight-
and-coat-wise, but I had to hose the backyard rather than shovel it up.
Exceed is the ONLY food he can handle (that I'm able to easily clean up
later...). Go figure.
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * Constant change is here to stay!
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Avrama Gingold about "rotties".

They wrote:
AG>KJ> have had the litter done at birth. I've seen unclipped Dobes whose
AG>KJ> owners said the "breeder" told them the ears & tail could be done
AG>KJ> anytime...
AG>   Kathy, I'm glad you put the word breeder in quotes, because only
AG>   a MISbreeder would give such misinformation.  Docking a tail within
AG>   a day or two of birth is a minor procedure; docking a tail on an
AG>   older animal is an amputation.  (Think of the difference between
AG>   a circumcision at 8 days and at 13 years.)

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assistant: I'm well aware of the problems incurred in tail docking later. My
brother raised Dobes for a few years before his divorce. I met some real
losers at the dog training classes where we took his pups. I also met
some more of these losers when I worked for the vet years ago. The
things that some "breeders" (and I DO use that word loosely) tell buyers
just makes my skin crawl. One woman showed up with a 6-month old pup
(Dobe, I think), wanting to get the ears, tail & dewclaws done so she
could show the dog. The vet, of course, refused. The woman said the
seller told her that the surgeries should NOT be done when the pup was
small.
Another client bought two sibling Rotties from a guy who knew fully well
that the woman intended to breed the two dogs together when they got old
enough. "Fortunately" (as odd as this sounds), the pups got Parvo (but
survived), and the female's growth was stunted to the point where the
vet insisted she be spayed to prevent her from trying to birth big pups
later on. Neither dog was a great example of a Rott BEFORE they got
sick--I can only imagine what awful pups they'd have produced...
I'd best quit this now...I could go on telling horror stories all day.
<sigh>
 * SLMR 2.1a * If all is not lost, then where is it?
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathleen Weaver about "Greyhounds".

They wrote:
KW>Speaking of Greyhounds on the internet, did you know that realaudio is
KW>broadcasting greyhound races?
KW>I'd like to see a campaign to get that removed.

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assistant: I heard about that...I think that was the Million Dollar Night of Stars
that went on a couple weeks ago. To be honest, that was a GOOD thing, as
$15,000+ in money from that event went to support adoption kennels
located at racetracks across the US. And this event was set up and
sponsored entirely BY the National Greyhound Association, which oversees
GH racing in the US.
The racing industry is changing--they're realizing that the days of
'disposable dogs' is well over. They are changing their policies to
ensure that ALL dogs produced by the industry are accounted for and
placed in homes when they are through racing if not sent to a breeding
farm upon retirement. The number of deaths has gone down, and adoptions
is way up. It's not down to zero, and not up to 100% yet, but it's
getting there...
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * Anything not locked out of reach is a bird toy.
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Bruce Legrande about "Nails".

They wrote:
BL>I would however like some input on the procedure for cutting the
BL>severely overgrown nails on a mid-size terrier mix.  Seems like
BL>everytime I try I end up cutting into the quick, and that MUST
BL>hurt.  Is there a telltale mark to look for on the nail that
BL>can keep that from happening ?  I have two types of clippers,
BL>the scissor type and the guillotine type. Or is the ONLY way a
BL>trip to the vet/groomer (over 25 mi away) and local anesthetic <sp?) ?

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assistant: Get a small hobby grinder. Dremel, Black & Decker and a few other tool
companies make nice ones. Dremel makes a small one that is
battery-operated, which is MUCH quieter than the plug-in ones.
Slowly teach her to accept having her nails ground, and every week, take
off just a little bit of length. I have to do this with my greyhounds,
because their nails are just too darned hard to cut with clippers! So
every 10 days or so, I get them onto their couch in the basement, break
out the Dremel tool with the grinder attachment on the end, and do 32
toes worth of pedicure on the dogs. They don't mind much, except if I
accidentally hold the grinder on a nail too long and make it get
uncomfortably hot. It works quite well, smooths the ends, and if I do
accidentally hit the blood vessel in a nail (which has only happened
once), the heat from the grinder can cauterize it.
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty!
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Angelo Brancadoro about "Dogs".

They wrote:
AB>Ah dogs what wonderful creatures. i have 2 dogs at the moment one is a
AB>maltese and a porteguse water dog, they are both really great.

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assistant: What's your Portuguese water dog like? I've always liked the look of the
breed, but have never actually met one. How is the fur--do they shed or
mat a lot? Are they as hyper in real life at home as the ones I've seen
at the dog shows? <G>
--Kathy
(mom to 2 greyhounds, one of whom lived for 5 years with several
P.W.D.'s in her first home)
 * SLMR 2.1a * I'd love to, but I'm teaching my parrot to yodel.
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Shoshona Bieman about "Re: fat dog".

They wrote:
SB>That is downright obscene that anyone could do that to their
SB>dog -- but, there are ALSO humans who do that to their young
SB>children.
SB>Anyway, did the Lab ever get down to a healthy weight? Did he
SB>eventually get adopted out to a family that REALLY loved him
SB>-- and do so in a healthy fashion? I certainly hope you have
SB>some good news for us...

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assistant: Seen that right in our own neighborhood. It saddens me to see 7 year
olds that weigh over 150 pounds... I can't imagine what kind of lives
they will have as adults, given the stigma that comes with being
overweight.
Well, to be honest, I never saw him again. I saw him the one time at a
large pet-adoption day going on at the Detroit Zoo last summer. There
were over 20 adoption/rescue groups of all breeds (and species--dogs,
cats, rabbits, etc!) all there together. I was there with the
greyhounds. The poor lab was with another group, and I never found out
which group, or what happened to him after that. I wish I knew...I hope
the poor guy got a home with an animal nutritionist or a vet!
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * Been there, done that, got the tagline.
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Shoshona Bieman about "Re: furniture".

They wrote:
SB>KJ> Thus far, he's defeated every method we've used to try
SB>KJ> to keep him off. He never gets up there when we're HOME,
SB>KJ> only when we're away, so I never catch him on it. So it
SB>KJ> appears we're doomed to sit in 'the black holes' whenever
SB>KJ> we use our couch from now on........
SB>I think I once heard that putting empty plastic soda bottles
SB>(liter sized or so) under the cushions would make the couch
SB>uncomfortable for the dog -- & make noise they don't like ...
SB>It might be worth a shot...

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assistant: <SNORT! ROFL!>
Tesla is DETERMINED to get on that couch. We have tried:
*mousetraps (both upside-down, and right-side up, up to 6 at a time)--he
sets them off somehow, then lays right on top of them
*aluminum foil (the noise is supposed to deter the dog). Tesla shoves it
DOWN the couch, behind the cushions, and lays on it
*other furniture, such as the dining room chairs. Tesla shoves them onto
the floor, or if he can't get them all the way off, he crawls up BEHIND
them and crouches there. He did get stuck up there once, but figured
out how to jump over the stuff after that...
*baby gates, laid across the couch--he pulls them onto the floor
*boxes, laundry baskets, piles of books--he pushes them all off onto the
floor
*vinyl carpet-protection runner, placed spiky-side up, and tucked
firmly down between the cushions and the arms of the couch. This had the
longest success--nearly 2 weeks. Tesla learned how to pull it out from
under the couch cushions with his paws and muzzled face (we still have
to muzzle him when we're not home, to keep him from eating everything on
the counters or in the sink in the kitchen...). So we put down the
carpet runner, and come home to find one end pulled away onto the floor,
and a warm spot where Tesla has been lying on the couch.
This is a dog with a mission--to be comfy, and make his mom crazy at the
same time. Soda bottles won't stop him, I'm sure. <G>
We've discussed buying a "Scat Mat", which gives small shocks when the
dog gets up on it. But it costs so much that we are afraid of getting
stuck with it if it, too, does not work. The company doesn't offer a
return guarantee if the dog ignores it...
Anybody got any other ideas?
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines!
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Bruce Legrande about "furniture".

They wrote:
BL>KJ> teach the dog to stay off it.
BL>And if all else fails ?  Maybe a "Whooopie" cushion ?
BL>Whenever our dog hears a 'whooopie' sound he jumps up to see
BL>what it was...  I guess he hasn't figured it out yet... :)
BL>I did see a pad advertised that emits an uncomfortable pitch sound
BL>when the animal get's up on it, but someone here will probably
BL>tell me that the pitch is damaging to their ears, right ???
BL>With our little Min' Dobie (like) Pete, we have found that a bunch
BL>of magazines strewn on the couch, disuades him from getting comfortable
BL>on it, but I imagine that a larger dog might just push those off and
BL>accomplish his/her goal in spite of the quality reading material.

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assistant: That wouldn't phase him in the least. Especially since it would only
make noise once.
Can't play that game, as I have a houseful of parrots who would probably
go nuts with the high-pitched sound.
We've tried that...he either pushes them off, or lays right on them,
depending on how they're put on the couch.
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * "Come on, Spock, pull my finger." -- Kirk
system: You are Kathy Johnson, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Anne Page about "Erika Plajer".

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assistant: Hi!
Erika Plajer (mom to Jean and Andrew the wonder Shelties) contacted me
today, seeking your e-mail address. Apparently she had a computer crash
of some sort, and lost it. She no longer has Fido access. I just found
your e-mail address in another post, and will be forwarding it to her,
but I thought maybe you'd like to drop her a note in the meantime.
Her e-mail is
ahri@juno.com
--Kathy
 * SLMR 2.1a * Polydactyl--giant prehistoric parrot.
system: You are Elvis Hargrove, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathy Johnson about "Re: furniture".

They wrote:
-> to muzzle him when we're not home, to keep him from eating everything
-> on the counters or in the sink in the kitchen...). So we put down the

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assistant: Poss only does that if we don't 'properly' appologise if we can't take
her with us.  Lord forbid we forget to give her her treat, and tell her
how SORRY we are not to take her.
Scared the heck out of us last week when we found Dee's shoulder bag
unloaded on the den floor with two HUGE chocolate bars missing.  I was
phoning the vet when Dee found them shoved under the couch, well chewed
but still intact enough to show she hadn't EATEN them.  (Dee was hiding
them for HER personal consumption.....)  SCARY!
 ^..^
system: You are Elvis Hargrove, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathy Johnson about "furniture".

They wrote:
-> We've tried that...he either pushes them off, or lays right on them,
-> depending on how they're put on the couch.

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assistant: We have fair results with VGA monitor shipping boxes. (I keep 'em on
hand anyway...... our house is furnished in "packing case Modern.")
Poss eventually shoves them off, but we also have her "Dog Chair" in
that room, and she resignedly goes to it.  BUT, if 'company comes' and
we take the boxes off, they've gotta fight the Dane for the couch!
 ^..^
system: You are Kathleen Weaver, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathy Johnson about "Greyhounds".

They wrote:
KW>>I'd like to see a campaign to get that removed.
> I heard about that...I think that was the Million Dollar Night of Stars
> that went on a couple weeks ago. To be honest, that was a GOOD thing,
> The racing industry is changing--they're realizing that the days of
> 'disposable dogs' is well over. They are changing their policies to
> ensure that ALL dogs produced by the industry are accounted for and
> placed in homes when they are through racing if not sent to a breeding
> farm upon retirement. The number of deaths has gone down, and adoptions
> is way up. It's not down to zero, and not up to 100% yet, but it's
> getting there...

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assistant: 03 Dec 97 09:26, KATHY JOHNSON wrote to KATHLEEN WEAVER:
Is it?
I believe, like all breeders, the racing industry should be seeing to it's
own.  I also believe, that like all breeders they should be breeding
responsibily, for quality, not quantity, and until those things happen, they
aren't changing, they are just creating whitewash.  Until this happens they
are no better than any other puppy mill.
You already know, that I abhor that industry, the dogs are raised
irresponsibily, they are not socialized, they are not taught, and they are
not bred to be pets.
They have no business, in my opinion, in being in homes.  Dogs who live in
homes must be raised to live in homes, with humans and other animals.  They
must be taught from an early age to live that life.  Taking a dog that has
lived in a cage, trained for racing, and wearing a muzzle the majority of his
life, and taking him past the age of 6 months, and putting him in a home is
asking for trouble.  It's wrong for the dog and for the family. Especially
when there are dogs who have been bred to be pets, even by misguided
individuals.  And unforunately so many people who do adopt the greyhounds
would be very good homes for those dogs in regular shelters.
system: You are Kathleen Weaver, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to All about "Good news".

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assistant: Patty is making it past the six month mark.  She does occasionaly show me new
beagle lumps, but without biospy, it's difficult to say if they are beign or
malinent.
Taking her to the holistic vet has certainly been the answer.  Her vision
remains clear, and unlike the past four years as her vision has gotten worse,
she no longer shows any fear.
She's the happy, confident dog, I remember, and greets me most days with a
toy in her mouth, ready to play each day.  And the first few minutes of the
afternoon are always hers, and always have been -- even though we have
demanding pushy K9 in the house.
And at least the days are good.  She enjoys her trips to the holistic vet and
was very disappointed when he said she couldn't come every week any more.
She likes his rabbit very very much.  He treats each of his patients with a
little boiled ground rabbit and sends home a baggy so they will remember him.
He has a client who raises organic rabbits for him.  And apparently goes
through quite a few.  We feed Patty Bil-jac and beagle's stew -- a concontion
of brown rice, rabbit and vetables.  Also Solid Goal Sea Meal, which has
gotten so difficult to get, since a rival natural dog food has been siccing
the Texas Department of Agriculture on them.
Unforunately no substitute.  And we were out for almost a month...
system: You are Therisa Tolley, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to All about "Dogs".

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assistant: I am interested to know if there are any Jack Russell terrier owners out
there?  I have a six month old and I bought him from a very reputable
breeder.  Let's get together and be full of info and tips for one another.
Lord knows I need them!!!
Therisa
system: You are Avrama Gingold, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathy Johnson about "Dog food".

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assistant: Arguing about the best dog food is like arguing about the best breed
of dog.  I know what the best breed is FOR ME; you know what the best
breed is FOR YOU. In similar fashion, the best dog food for any given
dog is the one on which he thrives (and which he will eat).
                                                 Avrama & Shomer
... nfx v2.7 [C0000] A writer's best friend is the wastebasket.
system: You are Avrama Gingold, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathleen Weaver about "Good news".

They wrote:
KW> Patty is making it past the six month mark.  She does occasionaly show me
KW> beagle lumps, but without biospy, it's difficult to say if they are beign
KW> malignent.

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assistant: n
o
   Mazel-tov!  Having heard so much about Patty for so long, I've felt
   as if she were one of my canine friends and so there has been a
   personal concern above and beyond the concern we all feel for dogs
   who are ill.
               Avrama
P.S. [re retired racing greyhounds as pets]  what you say makes sense,
     and before I met any retired racers I'd have made the same
     prediction.  The only thing is here in NYC I've met many retired
     racers who are pets--and only one belongs to a jogger--and all
     have been delightful pets.  Not for me--they are not Dobes--but
     they have tended to be calm couch potatoes when given the
     opportunity.
give Patty a skritch from me, and from Shomer a lick on the ear.
                                              avrama & shomer
... nfx v2.7 [C0000] World's most beautiful dog: he looks at you with love.
system: You are Angelo Brancadoro, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Kathy Johnson about "Dogs".

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assistant: My portie has wavy hair he doesn't shed and he doesn't get matted.  My
maltese does though. He isn't as hyper as the rest of his breed is, but he is
laid back and calm.  You would like to own one let me put it that way
system: You are Alan Rackmill, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Dogs message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to Angelo Brancadoro about "Dogs".

They wrote:
AB> My portie has wavy hair he doesn't shed and he doesn't get
AB> matted.  My maltese does though. He isn't as hyper as the
AB> rest of his breed is, but he is laid back and calm.  You
AB> would like to own one let me put it that way

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assistant: Angelo Brancadoro wrote in a message to Kathy Johnson:
I have two Malties.
The female is 11 years old and two and a half pounds.
She has been a couch potato all of her life.
The other is a male, 1 year old, 9 pounds.
He seems to be on speed or something, as he is extremely active and has mor
terrier characteristics than the two Yorkies I have also.
Alan
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