system: You are Vernon Frazee, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Usr Modems message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to John Parker about "USR arrogance".

They wrote:
VF> Both Courier V.Everything products [external/internal] were far and
VF> away the fastest analog modems we tested and line impairments
VF> weren't much of a bother.  No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't
VF> get these modems to drop out or fail to connect.
VF> --------------------------------------------------------------------
JP> Well, believe me, I certainly don't TRY and I get dropped carriers
JP> on a daily basis and fail to connects on a regular basis.  I'm
JP> running an external v.Everything and my ISP is running USR.  If you
JP> say it's because of poor line conditions, then you need to answer
JP> JM's question.
VF> ???  JM's question was "why is the usr courier performance so bad on
VF> poorlines ?".  The article I posted in response stated "No matter
VF> how hard we tried, we couldn't get these modems to drop out or fail
VF> to connect."
JP> What is with the question marks?
JP> I don't see what the confusion is. Someone asked why the Courier
JP> performance was so bad on poor lines. I didn't quote your entire
JP> response but you replied that it's performance WASN'T bad on poor
JP> lines and that "No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get these
JP> modems to drop out or fail to connect." I'm telling you that I have
JP> an analog Courier V.everything and that I sometimes fail to connect
JP> and get drop outs.
VF> If you're having line noise problems, the following URL's may prove
VF> helpful:
JP> But I thought you said that line noise wasn't a problem with analog
JP> Courier V.everythings?  "...line impairments weren't much of a
JP> bother. No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get these modems to
JP> drop out or fail to connect."  Isn't line noise a line impairment?
JP> In one paragraph you're telling me that line impairments are not a
JP> problem, then in the next paragraph you're telling me where to go if
JP> I'm having a problem with a line impairment!!

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assistant: I had already posted a response.
    All data is vulnerable to corruption by a multitude of forces inside
    and outside your computer.  Electrical noise inside your computer
    can disrupt data.  Improper grounding can cause serious problems.
    Poorly designed adapters and cards can introduce noise.  A balky
    generator at your local power company can induce fluctuations in
    your power source.  A stray cosmic ray could zap a bit somewhere in
    your system/modem/telco as it passes through us and the earth.
    One of your neighbors may be illegally blanketing your neighborhood
    with some kind of interference.  An entire flock of birds may have
    landed on your phone line.  Are you running your modem off of a
    1000' spool of silver telephone ribbon cable?  Did you only pay 98
    cents for your 100' serial cable?  Are you attempting to run your
    modem through one of those "Look Ma!, a phone jack for my modem
    without running a phone wire!" . . .
    Abnormal and severe enough impairments can result in garbled data,
    failed connects and drop outs . . . with any modem.
    The links (which I took the time to search for and then post in a
    message to you) had evidently proven useful to those with atypical
    problems like yours.  Since the effort was not appreciated however,
    I will not be making that mistake again.