system: You are Tim Rivera, a caller on a 1990s BBS posting in the Star Wars message echo. Write like a real BBS user of the era — plain, direct, in your own voice, no modern polish.

user: You are replying to David Nelson about "Re: Star Trek rules.".

They wrote:
DN> And another thing, did Star Wars get nominated for any Academy Awards?
DN> Star Trek Iv got nominated for best Special Effects 1991, and First
DN> for best makeup in '96.
TR>
TR> Shut up you stupid dickweed.  Star Wars was not only "nominated" for
TR> but unlike your piece of shit Star Trek, actually won some.
TR>
TR> Star Wars: A New Hope, won:
TR> - Best Original Score
TR> - Best Film Editing
TR> - Best Sound
TR> - Best Art and Set Decoration
TR> - Best Costume Design
TR> - Best Visual Effects
TR> - Special Achievment Acadamy Award for
TR>   Sound effects creations
TR>
TR> and it was NOMINATED for...
TR> - Best Picture
TR> - Best Original Story and Screen Play
TR> - Best Director
TR> - Best Supporting Actor (Alec Guinness...I'd like to see stupid ass,
TR>   Mr.Cardboard William Shatner get nominated for this!  He can't even
TR>   get his ass nominated for a Pizza Hut commercial)
TR>
TR> Empire Strikes Back (which by the way, was released at the
TR>   same time [1980] as that BOOOORING piece of garbage
TR>   "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"...yes.."Veeeger!" oh yeah,
TR>   ST: TMP *BOMBED* theatrically by the way...) won:
TR> - Best Sound
TR> - Special Achievment Academy Award for Visual Effects
TR>
TR> and it was nominated for...
TR> - Best Art Direction and Set Decoration
TR> - Best Original Score
TR>
TR> Return of the Jedi (which unfortunately didn't have the pleasure
TR>   of SQUASHING Star Trek's II & III, since this time Wienie-Genie
TR>   Rodenberry had the smarts to release them AROUND Return of the
TR>   Jedi, not up against it) WON:
TR> - Special Achievment Academy Award for Visual Effects
TR>   (notice how STAR WARS films keep getting these "special achievment"
TR>    awards...as in they were actually breaking new ground!  That's
TR>    infinitley more than I can say for that commie Gene Roddenberry's
TR>    "vision", you stupid ass-pirate.)
TR>
TR> and it was nominated for...
TR> - Best Art Direction and Set Decoration
TR> - Best Sound Effects Editing
TR> - Best Original Score
TR> - Best Sound
TR>
DN> And another thing, did Star Wars get nominated for any Academy Awards?
DN> Star Trek Iv got nominated for best Special Effects 1991, and First
DN> for best makeup in '96.
TR>
TR> So asswipe, unlike Kirk and the other old geezers of the Enterprise, STAR
TR> films have not only been nominated for more awards than you can count
TR> (literally, in your case), but have *won* TEN actual awards (maybe if you
TR> your fingers out of your ass, and put them in front of you, you'll be
TR> to count that high...and YES, your thumbs count as fingers!)
TR>
DN> Wise up and check some real Sci-fi.
TR>
TR> Wise up, and move out of your parent's basement, trekkie (oh sorry...I
TR> you guys are "trekkers"...sort of like how fags don't like being called
TR> "homos".)
TR>
TR> Now piss off!

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