Nearby was a sign with a darker message for the dentist who said he killed the cat: “ROT IN HELL.”


When the 40-year-old was stopped for speeding and later arrested, Miller reportedly told cops he was being detained “because I was stupid, those damn chicken nuggets.”


"Then you put your dingus on their butt and you both hop up and down.


"Just heard that crazy and very dumb @morningmika had a mental breakdown while talking about me on the low ratings @Morning_Joe.


The statement and its attempted manipulation of good Catholic people could be described as unbelievable and stupid.


It makes you and your bandmates come across as a bunch of shameless and entitled pricks.


The victim, an immigrant from Liberia, also told police that she was taunted as a “stupid African.”


Despite our puritan heritage, Americans really love to have sex.


I bet that if she was [sic] fixing to be raped or murdered she would be asking God to save her.”


Women do not need to ask a man’s permission to do fuck all, least of all worry what some anonymous ones on the internet think about anything.


In the letter, which has turned yellow over time, the FBI insulted King by calling him, for example, an "dissolute, abnormal moral imbecile."


Yes, a beat master granny and little girls spitting lines such as “We’re gunna rap about a prez who’s a sexist dick” and “An agenda more fucked than you’re fucked up hair” along with accusations that Trump is a rapist and “love by nazis and the ka ka klan”.


Following a six-minute round of oral and anal sex, Quijada’s partner used one of DiGiulio’s dresses--plucked from a laundry pile--to wipe his genitals.


Mind you, he told me vaginas had cooties just after telling me they also had teeth.


Allegedly his "old bag" of a wife gave him an ultimatum: "Get this shit out" or it's over.


So I hesitate to lose my shit too much over a thing like what John Gibbons said today about the club’s left field situation.


Shenandoah Baptist Church’s Pastor Jeff Owens: BURN AND SHOOT FAGS!


Granted, he's these things anyway, but it's his alpha-male braggadocio and his ability to bullshit idiots into thinking he succeeds at everything he tries that elevates him in the starstruck eyes of America's vast yokel contingent.


John Oliver has a new shorthand for President Donald Trump’s ongoing, multilayered Russia scandal: “Stupid Watergate.”


Christine Pelosi, a California elector and as batshit-crazy as her hag of a mother had a meltdown on the Neil Cavuto show over, you guessed it, the faux Russian hacking.


This one, ugly pimple has gotten you so stressed, that you would try to stay home and away from the public.


“Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn’t exist.


But my assumption is that people don't know enough about vaginas.


I think. 12-year-olds Frank and Louie (or “Frankenlouie” if your ass is too lazy to pause) were just inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the world’s longest-living Janus cat (that’s fancy talk for two-faced pussy).


A religious leftist, he breaks down Bible believers into two categories: fools and liars.


Please forgive my shitty brain and eyesight for any mistakes I missed.


"Tampa, your laws are stupid," wrote Liz Mair, a conservative communication consultant, on Twitter.


'Pompa' means 'pump' in Italian and is also a vulgar slang term for oral sex.


The article also noted that Noel had worked for an adult entertainment company that makes videos of men barebacking--a euphemism for unprotected anal sex.


Fundamentally the mantra of iMessage is “keep it simple, stupid”.


strip the glitzy shit out of the site when it's not needed and everyone should be able to load it easier, if you've gone there for the sale chances are you just want to buy the damn thing not look at the fancy website causing loading problems


marionreadsbooks: thedragonsbookhoard: I know Tumblr will probably hate me for saying this, but not reading books written by male authors purely because they’re male is sexist as fuck.


We go to her apartment and we start making out and im tryin to get her clothes off and shes like "no no no we just met but ill suck you off".


If you're a jerk, you'd better be drop dead gorgeous and have a fan base that is huge.


Because students used to call women ‘bitches’ and ‘gold digging ho’s,’ scholar explains


The GOP's house faggots grab their ankles, right on cue: http://t.co/sOTyFprJ.


May I just start this morning by saying that earaches are cunts?


Bottom shaming, for the uninitiated, is the cultural tendency to deem the receptive partner (bottom) of anal (and sometimes oral) sex as somehow lesser than the penetrating (top) partner.


Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'


Weinstein agreed, noting that the Hamas charter explicitly calls for the destruction of all Jews.


Believe in Marx’s utopia, the idiots insist, not your own eyes,” he wrote.


I’d maim them maybe by setting their face on fire and putting a hood over it.


The popular down under treatment, vaginal steaming, commonly known as v-steam, is an ancient Korean treatment that provides a steam facial for the vagina to release toxins.


An annoyed Silverman unconvincingly added: “She f*cking, she’s as healthy as…Believe me, she’s fine.”


@occupybuf @OpFerguson fuck that I want the nypd charged for terrorizing the black community — Jon Aime (@JohnnyAime) March 31, 2015


I don't give a f**k," referring to FIFA's controversial decision to award the 2022 World Cup to the Gulf state


Commercial Hip Hop has became a desolate land where “bandz will make her dance”, sex addiction is celebrated in lyrics like “Yeah I like to F*ck!


I said to myself, Gene, ain’t nothin’ those lousy Socialist bastards in Europe can teach the inventor of the cheese carburetor.


With some serious debt on my hands coupled with my desire to help athletes kick ass and take names, I made sandbags in place of barbells.


Why not just admit you work your ****ing ass off every single night and thats why you have what you have?


Even if you don’t remember Winamp, you may remember the demo MP3 that played when you installed the app: “Winamp, it really whips the llama’s ass.”


If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, I'll help you deliver the bullet to your foot as efficiently and reliably as possible.


In the movie, titled 'Kitty Discovers Sperm,' she has sex with a black man


Why is it more appropriate to call someone a shit bloke in some circumstances, and a dickhead others?


I’ve earned positions that I’ve wanted the shit out of; my gender doesn’t seem to have affected my ability to do so.


Referring to married women who become preggers as ‘sluts’ is jr. high school-level rhetoric.


It’s a time for giving, for friends, and for family, but there’s usually that one relative who just winds up being a pain in the ass.


There is a drinking game, there are epic lolpictorials, and a chorus of idiots on Facebook.


Because I want you - oh, how I burn for you, but I won't be a homewrecker.You looked close to going into labor, and I think I heard you say "I don't know when this little mother fucker is gonna drop out, but it better be soon."


Holy crap, I am so excited to share this anchor submission with you all!


Other activists greeted the arriving international negotiators with a 75-foot high banner suspended by weather balloons shaped like giant buttocks that read “Free Trade My Ass: Flush the TPP.”


What the hell happens when your tiny house partner farts Mexican food farts, huh?


Just let people talk and ignore it; and shut the fuck up about me, if you ever tell nikki.


However, when Beatriz’s shitty jalopy won’t start, Cathy extends a friendly invitation to stay for dinner.


(I will never forget that episode of The Big Bang Theory when the entire cast masturbated in front of a minotaur.)


"I don't understand how anyone in the European Commission can have such a stupid idea.


Perhaps a Schwarzenegger or maybe even Marc Singer type ass-kicker?


Gorgeous features, perfect bodies, big tits and sexy clothing, it presents an air of mystery to think they also sport a huge package between their legs and this is what drives straight men to love tranny's so much.


They’re like metal, gangsta rap, the Manson Family and a Lars Von Trier movie all wrapped up in barbed wire, dipped in shit, set on fire and stuffed like an apple of pure evil into the mouth of a rotting severed pig’s head.


Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM You filthy liar.


“I get along with almost everybody, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life,” said the former House speaker, John Boehner.


Derpy's clumsy (possibly due to a lack of depth perception) and Screw Loose has a generic mental illness (probably a psychosis or schizoid disorder) that makes her act like a dog.


A woman with Woodward warned him not to enter the water because of the risk, prompting him to reply "Fuck that alligator," Enmon said.


It’s a case men have made for centuries: guys don’t understand a fucking thing about women.


The other garbage about Obamacare, the NWO, welfare and food stamps is just what it is…garbage.


Particularly because the FBI’s data dump demonstrates clearly that Clinton is either dumb or dishonest—and perhaps both.


Initially, no one cares, but after Frasier adds in some ass-kicking and contemporary violence, Norm, Cliff and everyone else end up chanting “Dickens!


And just to make sure she's paying attention, she throws in, "Go to hell!"


The country's tax-funded Catholic hospitals, schools, and nursing homes make their own rules in a moral vacuum, even though their decisions on who can put his penis in whose vagina in what circumstances affect millions of Germans.


I assume, if you're reading this, that you are most likely a human being with eyeballs in a head on top of a torso with nipples on it sitting on a butt attached to some genitals and legs and feet.


Stupid most.”

Colbert then unveiled a video tribute to Bachmann’s “very” moments, which can be seen below.


It’s a tall, white, rectangular box with a pulsating, cylindrical device that’s intended to simulate a vagina, according to the description on its website, via “massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc. upon the human penis [sic].”


That bastard weatherman was confident the storm would be rapturous or nothing to write home about, an end-times blizzard or a couple of melting flakes, and that it’d wait until the evening commute to get serious.


So yeah, just like you don;t give a shit about outing the identity of a potential rape or sexual assault victim, don’t expect me to give a shit about what happens to the likes of you.


It didn’t prevent him from giving Stern permission to call Ivanka “a piece of ass.”


My laptop is perched awkwardly on my knees while the stool’s tiny, circular seat is slowly putting my butt to sleep.


Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu, also known as Blessed Teresa of Calcutta, also known as Mother Teresa, was a colossal fucking piece of shit.


If it weren't so sad, this b******s would have made my day Gillian Anderson


A Boston man who lost most of his penis in a fight with cancer has become the first US patient to receive a penis transplant.


The racial problem is that stupid people can vote, that incentives for good behavior are weak or nonexistent, and that some people are unresponsive to incentives.


A few hours later, during the Sunday Night Football intro featuring that shitty Carrie Underwood song, the highlight montage promoting that night’s matchup included a clip of Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce ... shooting a bow and arrow.


According to another passenger, Johansson called one flight attendant "stupid" and "useless."


While I do not have time to break down all of the bullshit in Trump’s speech, I’ve highlighted the most egregious lines and broken down why they are bullshit.


Alexis Ford, the once-prolific porn actress known for her work in One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest and Big Wet Asses 22, was forced to make an emergency landing in the middle of a highway in Ventura earlier this week.


He’s a sleazy, entitled, bigoted, egotistical, morally bankrupted, unintelligent, unhinged, fascistic, conman that lacks any semblance of policy substance whatsoever.


Speaking of professional trolls, ZDNet’s Robin Harris provides a veritable omnibus of stupid.


Doing the former is sure to pack muscle mass on your frame, and doing the latter will guarantee your spine shoots out your ass before you make it to thirsty Thursday.


Sure, she may have used her non-threatening inside voice to ask them, but the look on her face undoubtedly said, “Do not fuck with me, bitches.”


(RELATED:‘F**k Donald Trump, F**k White People!’: 4 People In Custody After Man Kidnapped, Tortured On Facebook Live)


Finally, if there is a wall you see that looks bad ass, you can climb right up that bad boy!


At the time I was working on a piece about the rape and murder of two little girls in India.


The Mexico City Metro is startling riders with what is being called a 'sexist,' men's only subway seat that features a molded plastic nude male torso — complete with a flaccid penis.


Lee is a drug addict and minor cocaine smuggler, called "the Snowman," who has frustrated and alienated his family.


we sing, bongo-pounding the couch in joy, when Porzingis reaches up one of those Gumby-ass limbs of his and bats down a shot.


No, it’s not as dangerous as those lies — and less likely to stir up the kind of hatred that will get someone killed — but it is the kind of bullshit that demonstrates what a cruel, unfeeling bully he is.


"I showed Jon Jon the clip and bet him that he was too much of a faggot to try it," said Fat Mark.


Because men are reasonable, and women are superficial shallow whores.


If you’re reading this, and you plan to travel to Bulgaria, and then you did, but you were very disappointed, you can write me here on this email and tell me that I’m nothing else but a Big Fat Liar.


We also name ourselves ACAB because we know that all cops are bastards who go to any lengths to attack the squatting movement internationally and the anarchist milieu.


Posted on April 1, 2008, Jon Soucy Xbox Moron Covered on Fox News


This shit is starting to get really long in the tooth – but I guess we all should have expected this “sand in the eyes” level of kombat from reptiles.


Grab your cha-cha heels, because the People’s Pervert and Pope of Trash is coming to town.


I exposed a UKIP MEP over her bullsh*t on illegal immigrants – here's how I did it


Great Plains Tar Sands Resistance would like to echo the sentiment expressed by Michael Bishop in his resistance to TransCanada—“Fuck off, we’ll fight you.”


I listened to it and immediately texted him in order too take the piss, I mean you don’t criticize a genre for having too much sex and then champion a song that has the leading lyric “I can be a whore!”.


"Instead of a damn tax, the company will be rewarded with a damn tax cut.


School officials in Utah are investigating a social media video that appears to shows five white teenagers in a car, smiling and giggling while shouting "Fuck niggers." video-player.buzzfeed.com


Ploobis' son, Wisss, is a dropout "crater-head", who sucks intoxicating gases from holes in the ground.


Coulibaly denied any knowledge of any such a plan: “I’m the village idiot in all this.


They are the ones who go into crowded rooms, shout “Allahu akbar,” or “God is great,” and then start murdering.


And the woman responds: "You look like an idiot putting a cream patch on your chest."


But first I will tell every1 nevar to buy youre stupid game agin.”


Do you have any idea how much you’ve gotta suck to get cut from the Canadian Football League?”


You know, your socks don’t match, there’s no milk for your cereal, traffic sucks, you accidentally fart during a business meeting, etc…Now try to imagine one of those days if you are a low-life scumbag.


“Bitch, bitch, bitch,” said MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, who once disturbingly gushed that President Obama sent a “thrill up my leg.”


“I came back to America last week to grab my hard drives, all my stuff, and to get rid of my place in Boston —- only to be greeted with a reminder of how much I hated all the bullshit lies and corruption spoiling this once-great country.


To Birth A Curse-Breaker, purchase a basal thermometer and kill a witch with it.


Refers to her followers as ‘sparkly ethereal butterflies’ or ‘bejeweled empowered moon warriors’ or some shit.


In just a few short minutes, it can be the aspect that keeps you watching, hooking you in, or it can be so awful that you turn the bitch off.


Many women are labelled as ‘sluts’ because they take ‘half naked’ (gym) styled photos of themselves.


'You can see my face on the internet every motherf***ing day,' he chastised the fan as he approached her at the side of the stage.


They also went on the record of saying that you’re the biggest trash talker on the court.


According to Trump, “only ‘stupid’ people, or fools, would think that it is bad!


In exchange for donations, supporters of the project were given data that would allow them to make their own 3-D prints of her genitals.


The victim stated that the suspect was allegedly masturbating so hard that “she felt he was going to pull his penis off”, the report indicated.


I stayed up till stupid o’ clock creating the art leaving the second day with me staring at a blank notepad for hours.


Bob Beckel grew agitated about the WikiLeaks investigation into Hillary Clinton and the DNC and ultimately shouted that somebody should “just kill the son of a b***h!”


Just learn the ancient art of not giving a fuck and say whatever shit comes into your head and you’ll get laid.”


This year, she’s a nun possessed by Satan, and the devil’s got a thing for closeted Nazis with mutilation fetishes.


As Ed Yong put it in on Twitter, "Taliban to US: "If you don't stop killing our kids w/ drones, we'll kill them with polio."


Bermudez yelled that Osorio was a gang rival and stabbed him in the head and neck, prosecutors said, then Martin shot Osorio in the chest.


"F*** you, f*** me, and f*** everybody they sent to their deaths.


Only fuckup it seems was your dad's choice to go without a condom," and "grab a razor blade and draw a bath.


Hideo Kojima has unveiled a new figurine of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain‘s heroine Quiet, and it features soft boobs that you can squeeze.


WarOnWomen my ass. #wvsen #GoVote2014 Congratulations! — — Bonk — (@BonkPolitics) November 5, 2014


This reflects the stupidity that infects the left wing "progressives" here in the West.


He kicked some serious ass out there and captured dreamy footage the whole time that’ll get you stoked for this season.


Free porno on the Internet has become so boring so rediscover a sensual world of nude babes with luscious boobs who live to make you blow the biggest loads of jizz possible!


And so I really recommend to get your get goddamn movie on Netflix.


This was drawn in Photoshop, entirely on 1s because I'm a fucking idiot, except for the last "20" frames which were done on 2s, hence the stutter.


How many more terrifying ways will you have the LORD injure and kill your fellow countrymen because you insist on nation-dooming filthy fag marriage?!”


“Your folk never used all this [expletive] to protect my folk from your slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a—ed, inbreed, imported criminal-minded kin folk,” Mr.


“I can play the whore,” Barnes later tells her very own congressman, House Majority Whip Francis Underwood.


The Republican party will be celebrating this weekend to mark Donald Trump successfully managing to resist the urge to grab any females by their genitals during his first one hundred days in power.


Apparently, a fellow handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Market in Albuquerque plead guilty to er…”contaminating” the yogurt and using a spoon tainted with his semen.


so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.


At one point Haim lashed out at Feldman “You let me get fucked around in my life ..raped, so to speak ..when I was about fourteen-and-a-half years-old.”


“You have proudly donated $100 million to kill our women and children, to destroy the homes of the Muslims.”


“I had a feeling those fucking PSNI bastards wouldn’t let us peacefully parade into Belfast so I brought a few petrol bombs just in case,” 15-year-old Donny Higgins explained.


“I have this goldfish, idiot, forgetful thing in that every time I’m confronted with true misogyny, I’m stunned.


Louis–area cops were suspended for making racist remarks, and a third was relieved from duty for telling protesters he would “fucking kill” them.


Most people are rather confident of their ability to recognize bullshit and to avoid being taken in by it.


I almost wish I could slap him in the face so he’d realize what a jackass he’s making of himself, but maybe he’s just a lost cause.”


In response, another student remarked that "I'm sick and tired of all these fucking nooses."


So if a manufacturer decided to disable Windows Update to favor its own crappy bloatware, that would be incredibly fucked.


1. [On leakers]: “What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President’s agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people.”


Warnings to everyone, Hiveswap and Homestuck fans alike, the assholes from over at the Homestuck discord have finally gotten a tumblr ( @homestuckhiveswap ) and are trying to reach out here.


Female bats often lick their mate's penis during dorsoventral copulation.


Dan Bilzerian, the rich asshole whose popular Instagram account exemplifies the version of the American dream where Lady Liberty has immense fake tits and a thongload of cash, spent the weekend partying in Miami at Art Basel.


He is attacking the position that people reject the science of climate change because they are too stupid and too irrational.


Ruined the phrase "Red Pill" forever, "Redpill" is forever associated with these faggots.


3. You know damn well if the rolls where reversed this chick would be screaming bloody murder.


; “Birth Control Makes Women Unattractive and Crazy“; “The Solution to Online ‘Harassment’ Is Simple: Women Should Log Off“; “Teenage Boys With Tits: Here’s My Problem with Ghostbusters” and “Science Proves It: Fat-Shaming Works.”


Residents of the town are appalled by the topiary, with one saying: ‘Let’s be honest, it looks more like a penis than a Christmas tree.’


It's sad and kind of funny how they always play cruel jokes on their fans and make them jump through hoops to get shitty tickets to see the same shitty songs.


Online ads are a serious pain in the ass, and lots of people turn to the likes of AdBlock Plus to clean up their browsing experience.


And this one insists on putting her God damned bras in the dryer no matter how many times I tell her to stop doing that.


They do not judge you by the content of your character; if you're white, they think that you're a privileged piece of shit and you shouldn't voice your opinion.


If you think of local taxpayers as shareholders in the corporation of the city of Montreal (and yes, it is incorporated), then we’re getting a shitty return on investment.


Edgar Maddison Welch of Salisbury, North Carolina, pleaded guilty on Friday to shooting up the pizzeria Comet Ping Pong after reading fake online news stories claiming Hillary Clinton was harboring sex slaves in the basement


When tracked down by the police and asked why the back seat of her car was full of expensive power tools, the woman admitted to having a fraudulent credit card and driver’s license tucked safely away…inside her vagina.


. The man approached her and tripped and fell into the snow, but when he got up she noticed his genitals were exposed.


"Hey, @realDonaldTrump – regarding your claim that Captain Khan would be alive if you were president: go fuck yourself," Jesse Lehrich, Clinton's foreign policy spokesman, tweeted during the second presidential debate.


It’s another to be a bloody idiot and refuse even to acknowledge the rest of the world exists.


"You're either for or against, and if you can't decide who you like more and you're split on who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this: Fuck you."


And, the females in the study were more experienced than the boys in oral, anal, and vaginal sex.


When I post about plant-based diets or Bill Clinton’s choice to eat fish, someone inevitably decides to label me as a perfectionist, purist, or my personal favourite, an asshole.


So, ages ago some fucker broke into my house and stole all of my electronics, including my laptop, my desktop, my PC and my freaking PIANO.


Told ya’ll I was gonna do Sailor Mouth so here’s this fucking pile of shit


“Nothing says ‘Let’s go kill some Muslims’ like country music,” said Lemieux in kicking off the festivities.


The fact that we are a poor country does not come from the fact that we are idiots.


From sleep apnea to diabetes and heart conditions (not to mention being a fucking fat ass), the lowered quality of life and greatly increased health risks for Tubby Tim and Jiggly Jane should be of primary concern.


“Get that son of a bitch off the field right now,” he suggested.


Like, shit, so deep down the rabbit hole because being a kid and growing up is hard and nobody understands.


To my own absolute amazement, that stupid toll road -- you know the one! -- turns out to be the one thing people want to hear about in this election.


They mean, while they were putting out yet another TV show about gay marriage and how stupid fathers are, maybe they needed to service the rest of America (that voted for Trump.)


I still have to meet a black girl who was not raped at about 12.


"Kill all Koreans," and "Koreans must die," are common refrains.


Spend too much time in the john and Petrovich will wind up in there with you, asserting in broken and unabashed English that “you not take shit forty-five minutes.”


I ended up calling him a dick, for being a dick to Nick Bilton, after which he wrote the now infamous post that kicked all this off.


This film is for the climber looking for that last nudge of inspiration to get off their ass and go to the gym.


This is genius, but also apparently controversial, because how dare women repeat the horrible insults that get launched at them all the goddamn time.


Palmer's office with subtle messages like "rot in hell" and "there’s a deep cavity waiting for you."


I want to make this as offensive as possible for the old ass punks who are running the record labels…and dictate what the black community hears.


According to the local KOB TV station, federal documents claim that police noticed Eckert clenching his buttocks when they asked him to step outside of the car, indicating that he may have been carrying drugs in his anal cavity.


Jerry Sylvia, a longtime customer and disabled from the waist down, said of the lawsuit: “It’s all a bunch of crap.


But we relish the opportunity to talk about two of our favorite subjects- animals, and genitals.


The hazing got the team suspended for an entire year, so they must have gotten caught doing some pretty crazy shit, right?


He plied them with drugs and alcohol, gave them clothes and a place to stay, and forced them to engage in sex acts with strangers.


I’ve witnessed some sorry fucking sights in my life, but the display you just put on in front of that nursing home crowd was the most pathetic excuse for Christian-themed slapstick I’ve ever seen.


“And the TSA security people all look like black thugs from the inner city.


Big pick-up trucks are driven by reckless assholes; European sedans by condescending elitists.


Even Bobby Jindal recently recognized that the GOP is the “stupid party.”


"You are a slut, I'm going to kill you and I'm going to fix up your sister and friends who have been teaching you this."


I’ve done this myself in the past — it was a form of fantasizing about how I was going to make my life better, get my shit together.