some buddies of mine had somthing like that happen too, but it was their sister and mother.  we're all doing the same tonight.  If you're in the dunwich area, go around 10pm to their offices with us and we'll light up the night! 

They'll oh so politely take down your comments, and MAYBE if you're lucky, you'll speak to the head of department...then they'll put you on their fucking 'watch list'. 

A lycanthrope friend of mine was arrested and got 10 YEARS just for defending some kids from a violent drunk; they claimed he was 'too aggressive'.  Me and the rest of his buddies went to complain in person, but we were put down on a "watch list". 

I need to show up to airports three hours early for "routine Q+A" sessions, even if I'm flying inside the country. 

Just FYI, the United States does not recognize the validity of licenses furnished by the SRA and the bureaucrats aren't in a hurry to spark another international incident.  Of course, the US does have the single largest concentration of freelance monster hunters in the western world. 

So, it's up to you; submit to the European police state mentality of the Supernatural Registration Authority, or take your chances that a couple of thugs in denim jackets packing silver buckshot bust down your door in the middle of the night. 

Dunno about you, but I'd stay away from wizards.  Either they'll scam you for half the work you agreed on, or they do their job TOO WELL, and you end up on the tail end of a beating from someone THEY pissed off a long time ago. 

This is why i live remotely.  Not to get off the grid persay, but due to the lack of of SRA agents in the area, you get to know them personally and they don't trouble you much.  My handler is an awesome guy, took me out drinking and got me back before midnight. 

Archmage here, I'm running a colony on the surface of the moon, shit is so cash.  Whats the SRA gonna do?  Fly to the moon to tell me to cut that shit off?  As far as I'm concerned, they can suck the 50 kilometer long penis I'll burn onto the lunar surface as a response. 

>>13392612>Just FYI, the United States does not recognize the validity of licenses furnished by the SRA False.  The US is the prime pusher of the SRA, and was the first government to give them jurisdiction on the licensing of supernaturals. 

And it has a very human-centric viewpoint, so SRA hunter squads tend to view the required abhuman component as pets at best, and freelancers claiming bounties on unregs 'occasionally' just bag and tag whatever they can find, and mess up whatever identifiers the SN has. 

And that's not even talking about the ones who just do it for fun, because the unregs have no legal recourse. 

We give off tons of it, especially me.  Sometimes I'm stuck in human form for a week waiting for it to fade so I can stretch my wings.  It was fine when I didn't know what I really was, but these days I'm aching to fly around, you know?  Can't do that out here...but when the moon's up, it's tempting. 

It tends to happen occasionally when you get either a novice trying their first apparation without supervision, or a skilled wizard teleporting under the influence or just not taking the time to properly visualize their endpoint.  It can be fixed easily enough once the local magical community gets someone out there to sort you out. 

>>13392719Wow, where did you go to school, kid?  The FBI ran the last SRA agents out of the country in 1976 and they haven't been back since.  See, unlike some places, you still have basic human rights even if you're only human part of the time.  God bless America. 

Anybody that comes to your door and identifies themselves as a Supernatural Registration Authority agent does not have jurisdiction to do anything to you.  Why do you think they rely so heavily on late-night abductions and masked thuggery?  Because they can't exactly request a warrant, now can they? 

Even if you're a fucking ettin, you can call the cops on these guys.  Best day of my life was watching a couple of SRA goons perp walked by an Emporia, Virginia Sheriff's Deputy for breaking and entering. 

I can't say I wouldn't enjoy having a bit more spark, but to be honest, it's probably not worth the hassle; waiting in empty rooms and listening to a overblown transport officer shit on my patriotism is enough. 

Well its gonna take a while to explain, why do you think you have to wait till you're 18 to get your apparation license in the states, you need a hefty background in magical theory just to understand the basics.  Most of the time you 'shunt' the portion of the wall you happened to materialize in out of the way, and can usually just wait until someone comes to get you out, but I saw this horrible accident working as a healer at the local magical hospital once.  Some teenagers got totally wasted and tried to side-along over to a friends house.  They ended horrifically merged with each other and we couldn't save what was left.  Thats one of the reasons why the council cracks down so harshly on underaged or intoxicated magic users they catch doing it. 

>http://monsterlicenses.com/resources/#bIn specific:>The Supernatural Enforcement and Protection Act of 1952 states that the SRA's duty to protect human lives supersedes the US Constitution, the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms and all similar human rights laws. 

If I was you, I'd find a portal home, ASAP, because our SRA's not yours. 

The SRA works best in the shadows.  Most supernaturals don't want to be exposed and so they endure the constant harassment and abuse the Authority dishes out rather than risk being publicly identified.  I mean, who wants to stand up in front a court of law and say, "I'm being persecuted because I'm a witch?" 

But the fact of the matter is that all of the same rights and legal protections which apply to mundanes also apply to supernaturals.  If some jackbooted Authority asshole shot your grandma, OP, call the cops.  If the 'agents' involved are familiar to you, provide the police with a detailed description and tell them where they can be located.  Let the process work for you. 

>>13392890>The Supernatural Enforcement and Protection Act of 1952 states that the SRA's duty to protect human lives supersedes the US Constitution

There is no such legislation and even if there were it would be patently unconstitutional, seeing as it explicitly states that it ignores the Constitution.  But hey, they're welcome to try and convince a judge otherwise. 

I know OP.  He's a friend of a friend, and I've heard all about this mess. 

His grandmother was the foulest whore of a witch to ever strike a man with a curse of warts.  The old hag went out to bars on Friday nights and used glamers to bag young men.  I should know, I woke up next to that wrinkled sack of newt eggs one Saturday morning. 

>>13392795First year Ethereal Science student here, It generally depends on the kind of teleportation used, In general though most spells have simply teleport out the mass the would "collide" before re-assembling the one being teleported. 

Some variations however force the mass to the side however and causes a "ripple" that can cause some serious havoc. 

In general it depends on the casters skill and regants used, Usually the variants that can result in err, Messy situations have been banned and are as such only conducted by criminals.  How do i know they are only conducted by criminals?  Because that Ban makes anyone who uses them a Criminal, It does not matter if you don´t wanna send 2$ extra on regants, If you use spells without proper safety you are a danger to yourself and others, Even if you are "hard" like >>13392765. 

I mean, What if your dad had collided with another humanoid. 

I don't care about registration and what not, but atleast be careful with your teleports, We had to watch slide of some failed ones in class once, wasn't pretty. 

Yea, I really shouldn't have registered.  I thought it would help me connect me to others of my own kind, but fuck if I can get any feedback from my handlers.  Wasn't sure if I could risk flying around at night, but its not like they could do anything to me anyways, short of some pretty serious anti air guns.  I'm made of granite, for fuck's sake. 

Regarding tips on handling some kind of vengeance situation, forget it.  SRA is too big for any one of us to handle on our own, save perhaps some Arch-Lich necromancer fuck. 

It was one time, like I said.  He wouldn't stop hitting on me, I was younger, on my period, just found out I was actually a demon...I did some stupid stuff that year.  Still, I'm learning from it and becoming a better person as a result, so it's not all bad. 

I do believe that you are mistaken as, In fact, the legislature chooses not to acknowledge the existence of supernatural entities of any kind.  It'd sure make my life easier if they did, maybe then I wouldn't be facing down a murder rap for staking one lousy bloodsucker. 

>>13392971None.  The SRA was a branch of the UN set up in the days following WWII.  It later separated, becoming an entity on it's own, granted responsibility for the registration and monitoring of all Supernatural and Paranormal entities on Earth. 

Due to the immense potential threat these entities represent, and the lack of experiance and ability in dealing with and apprehending these entities, almost all nations on Earth have seceded these duties to the SRA.  At this time, the list of nations that the SRA operates at this level in includes the US, Canada and the European Union.  The only major industrialized nation that has opposed full jurisdiction thus far has been Japan. 

>>13393071Law enforcement fag here.  The US Department of Justice doesn't even recognize INTERPOL's jurisdiction except in specific task force settings.  The United States, as a rule, does not cede jurisdiction to anybody. 

But hey, don't let something as inconvenient as reality get in the way of your persecution complex. 

Feel what?  Unless you are a fucking bronze dragon, there's nothing you can do to them that they cant do to you 100 times worse.  You'll find that those assholes may be ignorant, but they pack a punch and if they have to call in some major reinforcements.  Ever heard of sanctioned paras?  They give some of those mages a choice, you know.  A choice to work for them. 

I'm not allowed to tell you everything, but it's like this.  I was raised as a human, but when I was fifteen, my parents told me that I was actually demonic and that my human form was just a disguise to keep me hidden.  They stayed in their human form too just to keep up the illusion. 

The thing is that at first I thought I was a human who could turn herself into a monster, but really I was a monster who could take off parts of her human disguise.  It was terrible.  Major identity crisis. 

>>13393089You know how you can register online to become a priest with the Universal Life Church?  This is kind of like that, but for otherkin.  Basically, monsterlicenses.com is a website set up to sell 'official' documentation that you're really a werewolf or vampire or fairy for a nominal fee.  You get a certificate and everything. 

Except some people (like everybody in this thread) take it too far and pretend like it's a real quasi-governmental paramilitary organization that shits all over the Constitution and oppresses supernaturals because furries and their otherkin fellow travelers have a deep-seated need to be persecuted. 

So they concoct this elaborate fantasy that there's a law which lets this United Nations splinter group do whatever it damn well pleases as long as some faceless bureaucrat can stamp a form that says you aren't human. 

You're working on some bad facts there buddy.  The US dropped out after the local director sent his department on a killing spree trying to take down a dragon back in '72.  The bastards killed about three hundred citizens trying to kill off a thousand year old dragon who was just living out in the middle of nowhere, minding its own business.  Nixon and then Ford had the FBI and CIA kick their asses out of the country and told the SRA that if they ever tried to set foot in America again they'd regret it.  The SRA was going to get kicked out sooner or later anyways, the idiots kept making demands and sticking their noses in where they weren't wanted. 

Anyone feeling the need to seek refuge is welcome to come visit me.  I'm in a remote, uncharted ruin in rural Bulgaria.  What info do people need to astralize or teleport here? 

Also, it wont be anything like a permanent solution, I'll want to get back to my studies as soon as I can.  You're welcome to stay temporarily while I sort out more secure, permanent settlements for any who may come by. I have connections in most of Europe and even a few in Egypt and Russia. 

Alternatively, at the third fountain (counting from the East) of Champs-Élysées (Paris), tell the water Lyudmil sent you.  If you're asked for a password, it's "pas de sang a été versé." 

It's okay.  That's just how God set up life for me, and I've got to face it and become all the better.  After I found some other supernaturals to talk to, it was easier to cope.  I've pretty much accepted who I am.  It took some doing but it was worth it in the end. 

>>13393137>http://monsterlicenses.com/resources/origin/>The Second World War displaced tens of thousands of supernatural entities from Russia and Eastern Europe, many of whom fled west to the United States, Canada and Brazil.  These entities often arrived as unregistered refugees, skirting immigration processes and flooding cities and rural areas.  By 1953, the UN had received sufficient pressure from its member nations that a special subcommittee was established by the UN Commission on Human Rights to deal with the "monster problem".  The Supernatural Refugee Board was charged with helping supernatural entities of all types integrate with human society.  Nearly 60 years later, the organization's name has changed and its direct affiliation with the United Nations has ended, but its role remains the same.  Today the Supernatural Registration Authority is responsible for tracking the birth/creation, movement, employment and death/transubstantiation of the world's supernatural entities.  Our mission is the peaceful coexistence of all sentient species, and we will stop at nothing to achieve it. 

Man, you have no idea how many newbie lycanthropes I have to set straight because they joined out of some furry fantasy or whatever. 

It's a damned good thing we *do* advertise there.  Helps us get some proper educatation to them on how to adjust to the change and act intelligently when shifted rather than rampaging around eatin' people's cats and whatnot. 

Am a registered and sanctioned shaman, myself, and my handlers aren't all that bad.  Really, I've only seen them twice--once at registration, once a month later when they needed a trace on a blood sample.  Granted, I do have to surrender any fetishes and materials before boarding a plane, but that's not so bad. 

>>13393239...Uh, sorry. Hunter implies that I kill, but really we just trap problem paranormals for the SRA.  They register you, put you through a "re-education" program, (Not as bad as it sounds, it's just making sure you know what the law is concerning your powers.),  and you're good to go.  What you don't want after you are cleaners. 

Research wizard here, just a progress report on our studies of the correction of irredeemables.  So far we have found 67 ways that have positive feeback, and most amazingly only 54 of them are lethal!!  The most exciting one we just did not only was non-lethal, but they also retained enough mental capacity to keep an animal-level of intelligence!  I know, why bother when you can just mind control them, but with both the movement to ban such powers and the protests to abolish the death penalty we need to find new ways to protect people from them without having to put even more people in jeopardy. 

>>13393277N-no, it's not that.  I just... I always thought that you all would be more... I don't know.  And instead I've got you and a few other people on here being nice and answering questions and stuff.  I don't know... I'm not sure what I should think of you at this point. 

>>13393306My point exactly.  Clement would singlehandedly duel any aggressors and when they'd plea for mercy, he'd forgive them and accept them. For 7 years I had free access to the Vatican's libraries until Innocent VI came around and fucked it all up. 

Oooh, good, good.  I've already registered, actually.  Horror stories of being black-bagged and never heard from again will do that, of course.  Figure I'll cooperate if it means I get to keep doing healings and things for folks around town.  If it helps, I know of a homeless lich here in Baton Rouge.  Lives in the abandoned Huey Long Pool House.  I think he's gone a bit mad. 

>>13393339Well, yeah, I know, but... I mean, there's this part of me that says... Please don't take offense to this!  But there's this part of me that says you might just be somebody from my school, and you might be trying to get me into trouble.  Or... that you might be trying to lure me into something... or something.  I don't know, it just...

We've got a couple of werewolves that live in the hills outside of town.  Nice folk, keep to themselves.  SRA occasionally shows up to harass them. 

So, of course, I get the call that this guy is prowling around their cabin and won't leave.  Drive up to their place, find this wannabe G-man trying to pull jurisdiction on me.  More above-the-law bullshit, just stay out of his way and go back to rousting drunks and eating donuts. 

So I arrest him for criminal trespass.  Needless to say, the feds were real interested. 

These SRA bastards took my wife. She was a witch, sure, but she wasn't hurting anybody. Nevertheless, they broke our door down in the middle of the night and killed her.  Nineteen handlers across three states dead, and I'm just getting warmed up.  If any of you boys more important than the petty little handlers are reading this - and I know you are - better take shelter. 

>>13393387I will neither confirm nor deny that we use bound demons, daemons, and/or devils.  Were we to theoretically do so, we certainly would not summon them.  Instead, we would find them wherever they might be, bind them with clerical powers, and use them. Anything else you have heard of is heresy.  Kyrie eleison. 

>>13393375That's just barbaric...I have no respect for the Catholic church anymore. Especially considering a common protestant could easily obtain the same clerical powers as an appointed Catholic minister. I had a friend, well, acquaintance rather, randomly and violently disintegrate when visiting some American colony in the 18th century (forgot the exact place and time, oddly enough).Turns out it was simply a group of Afro-Christian slaves chanting an evening prayer...

still, you got over it, right?  At least you didn't just wake up one day with a couple of wizards standing over you, barking orders?  You know how old those guys can live?  and how gargoyles can be handed down, between generations?  At least you weren't property of some asshole wizard. 

Depends on distance, Leyline vectors and conditions are usually needed, Of course giving out those is just a big stamp for the SRA to find you by, Depending on how Magic friendly you town is it may have constantly updated Leyline information on its homesite.  I know that New York and Gothenburg have updates on theirs on theirs, But Washington lacks it(3rd party sites usually have updates for that area though). 

Some can teleport just by seeing a picture, but that is very very dangerous and taxing.  so in general go by Leylines. 

Of course that would not be advisable in major cities or places with strategic value, since SRA tend to hawk the activity for those to guard against Terrorists and usage of those if you arn't registered is a crime. 

I don't really like the umbrella term "teleport", I mean there are like over a hundred different kinds of them, hell i read about one variation that used smell to set the arrival area. 

But since i think you mean the illegal RLL-3 variation (The old work horse of the whole family, usually used by grassroot, poor or desperate mages) you will need Leyline vectors, not only to set location, but also to power the spell, And anyone it would use it would be exhausted, In general the RUF-11 is the most efficient, Although it can "only" cover a state, Still, Rat ears are easy to get and it is significantly faster, not to mention the lack of a Leyline, you just have to go by Longitude Latitude locations (height is automatically calculated, Not sure how), It also has that Collision stopping feature i mentioned. 

Shame it doesn't get much use, It was developed a few years ago, But in general magic users distrust spells that had "Mere mortals" involved in their creations. 

Still, You should feel ashamed, im a Normalfag and i know more about magic then you. 

I shouldn't be surprised you don't trust me - demons don't have the best reputation.  I've met a few people who've thought I wanted to take their soul or eat their eyes or something like that.  Even other supernaturals can get scared of me.  It sucks.  I just hope you guys aren't afraid of me.  Yeah, I ate a guy once, but I cried like hell afterwards. 

>>13393436Those tainted by the sins of the witch are as much at fault as the witches themselves.  In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, you are hereby declared excommunicate and thereby subject to trial by the holy means outlined in the holy texts of the Inquisition. 

The Catholics use monsters alright.  They got two groups.  Inculpatus, where they take in natural monsters like werewolves and kinds of psychics and they train them to hunt other supernaturals, and Redemptio, where they capture troublemakers of any stripe.  They do something to the Redemptio ones, so that they have to follow the commands of a particular clergyman or soldier, even suicidal orders. 

>>13393468Well, I soon realized how futile magic was and simply lost interest.  So I went on to grow my mind instead.  No offense meant. 

By what I can tell, by far the easiest method would be to go to Paris (by any means) and talking to the fountain.  She will decide if you're worthy, a definition which I have long since chipped in stone.  Literally. 

>>13393491Well, I wouldn't say I don't trust... I mean, it's not that I trust you, but I don't not trust you either.  Does that make sense?  I hope it makes sense. 

I will admit, I was scared of you at first.  But, you seem like a really nice person.  I think.  I'm just... curious.  I've never met any supernaturals before.  That I know of, I mean.  I just don't... get you, I guess? 

Fuck your countries and Fuck the SRA.  Fuck them in the pisshole with a chainsaw. 

South Pole Colony, we're here, we're fucking cold, and you have no jurisdiction in our territories, let alone the ability the mass a full invasion of our freezing cold territories without starting a war. 

Also, we are digging through to the core of earth and setting up geothermal heating via volcano elemental brothers and sisters, and the great hurricane lord plans to pick up all supernaturals and deposit them in our colonies. 

Just wait, in ten thousand years when we finally dig through to the core you will be out of a job, you SRA goons. 

>>13393445Amen Brother.  Holy Mother Church would never bring such beings into this plane.  However, mere banishment, giving them the chance to return again, is a patently irresponsible in these fallen times.  And if they were to be partially mortal, then would be imperative they be given a chance at redemption.  Christ saves. 

>>13393598It amuses me that you actually believe that your disgusting taint cannot be easily sensed by clerics.  No matter what you do, your type stands out to those properly trained like vortexes of darkness. Do you know, your very presence warps reality and affects the souls of those around you? 

>>13393564>>13393445You are filth and much the reason I gave up humanity. Once I thought I would smear your innards on my lips like rosen balm, but then I realized that without you, much of the world would perish in war, famine and other such tragedies. That was a long time ago, though, and I've completely given up on humans by now. 

You've been utterly replaced by men in suits and politicians in conference rooms, and still you cling to your deity of vengeance like a fly in an abandoned cobweb. Yes, that's right.  You're caught up in a failed conspiracy.  And there's nothing you can do to get out. 

Holy Mother Church at times works hand in hand with our misguided Lutheran and Anglican brothers and sisters in Christ.  There are times when the zeal of your clergy almost makes up for your lack of organization and doctrinal errors.  Christ saves. 

>>13393678Peace comes to the peacful. And where there are humans, there is war, no matter the scale. 

A couple questions, young lady, if you don't mind:What kind of demon are you?Where do you and your family live?  If you cannot answer this directly, which would be foolish in and of itself, can you please describe the place to me, preferably from a human perspective, so to speak. How old are you, roughly? 

Once I saw SRA and the Vatican working together.  The SRA was trying to talk a bloodsucker who had taken hostages into surrendering and being put to sleep, but after five hours of negotiation, the vamp got hungry and tore into the hostages.  The agent said something over the radio and five minutes later, a priest with a spear showed up.  He threw the thing into the building and it was like a bomb went off.  The whole place lit up and the vampire an burning into the street where snipers picked him off.  What the fuck? 

>>13393678You were not born, anathema.  You were spawned from chaos and darkness in the Pit of Hell. If, Deo volente, our particular seekers detect you, you will be cleansed and purged.  You will not live to reform, nor be merely banished. 

Fucking scum.  We're onto your shit.  One day we'll wipe all of you filthy fuckers out and create pure society again.  All you're good for is being stuck in a cage or maybe a few of you energy freaks could be hooked up to a machine to power my apartment. 

>>13393685Elohim is a self-conflicting and outdated pantheon. And your clerical powers have no effect on material not of either divine or demonic heritage or origin.  As an effective null in this context, you can't touch me. 

>>13393734Have you considered a career with the Catholic Church?  We can always use more hunters and cleansers. An interesting thing is that the Church has been reviewing so-called magic to see if it is always Satanic for a couple centuries now.  If it is a natural phenomenon, it may be sanctioned. 

>>13393708In terms of caste, it's hard to say - my parents come from different castes and I can't even begin to pronounce either one.  In terms of appearance, though, I'm about the size of a very large dog...all fours, wings, tail, scales, fangs...a lot like a dragon, really.  My human form is way different, of course.  And I'm seventeen.  I can't tell you where I live or what it looks like, though.  That's just too risky.  Sorry. 

>>13393723I'm glad you were willing to listen.  Sorry I couldn't change your mind. 

>>13393724Why are you even here?  Don't you have some other monsters you could be "purging"?  Listen - I may have hatched from an egg, but that doesn't mean I act like other demons.  I get along with humans and I try not to bother anyone, so just leave me alone, okay? 

>>13393555Ah, A shame then, Not that i do not understand, I myself am mainly interested in Magical Constructs. 

This Teleport crap is just mandatory for Lab security and Safety, A misteleport (Using the ripple as Collision aversion) was once made a experiment at the Monad Labs go critical and several people died. 

Still, Mainly studying to be Golem Developer, I feel fairly annoyed that their development and usage have pretty much been at standstill since the Cold War, And even then it was mainly the Russians who deployed them in a civilian sectors. 

>>13393802I meant more like, is it remote from human population, is it a supernatural sanctum or refuge of some kind, is it a magical duplex reality, or is it in the middle of a lively city, village, something or other? 

Basically, if you wanted to, could you stay in your dormitory for all eternity without being bothered by humans? 

It doesn't really matter as I lost track of our conversation somewhere around page 122 of the Voynich. 

It's in a human city.  We still need to do human things - go to the store, get the mail.  Mostly to keep up appearances, but Dad loves human cigarettes, so he'll go in and buy a few cartons at a time.  And Mom loves buying collectibles.  She needs a better hobby. 

>>13393897Well, if you feel like you need a break, you and your family too are welcome to visit. Again, Paris, third fountain, Lyudmil. 

I feel aged emotions stir once again, I thought I had rid myself of such petty human traits. I must go reflect on this. I am of course referring to the Catholic scum in this thread, not you, dear child demon. 

Tranquility through knowledge. I'll be expecting visitors, so I will ready a grand meal to the best of my ability. 

>>13393914>And hey, it's not rape if it's human right?You're sick, but you're right.  At least they think so.  I saw a Redemptio 'Wolf being felt up by her keeper.  As if being forced to wear the habit, chain and collar wasn't enough. 

>>13393914While I understand such things happen, I would suggest you, er, tell it only to your priest during confession and have it absolved.  See, it counts as bestiality, which is a sin. Just sign up at the nearest Catholic church. 

I myself grew up with having a Family Golem, Never really feared any kind of super natural who i knew. 

Never (knowingly) met a demon though. 

I´d wouldn´t recoment having demons like you as a "First Encounter" though. 

You know how some Demons exude Pheromones that causes people to feel fear, Although those can be covered by perfume, Still it can be very easy to have your nerves wrecked by a demon by a demon using those and panic, Generally leavbing bad first impression on all "Supers", I´d recommend something "softer" like a Golem or Elemental to start with and then work your way up. 

>>13393934"Child demon"...you make it sound so regal, lolI'll ask my dad if he knows about you.  He's been around...and I could use a vacation.  Let the tail hang out for a few days in a safe place.  I wish mine was small, like a werewolf, but it's got to be this big floppy thing...

>>13393940Fair enough.  Who knows, you might find some at whatever university you go to. 

>>13393639people like you make me glad I don't live on this plane, or any other for that matter, for I am a dimensional traveler and can easily hop into a gate and then whoosh bye bye SRA and any of you other fucks.  Sure I have to deal with the horrors of running into something that could kill me with a glance, but all of them are worth it

>>13393966Ah, you will not be a priest.  That's different.  You will be a holy warrior.>>13393960Those welcome nowhere and cut off from all?Not really.>>13393964Ah, finally.  Stay where you are, fallen one. 

>>13393967You see God as a magnet: attract or repel. I know elohim to function more like a series colanders, each one carrying finer masks than the previous to sort different grains.  I just happen to me a grain of the size to sweep right through the first seperation into a safe, cool bowl of water. 

And to the demon child, I do believe I met a smoking demon before, I am, however, unsure of the odds of it being your father.  I once went by the name of Humanlover, through a failed translation of my name and a coincidental personal philosophical crisis. 

>>13394023There's nothing wrong with natural spirits.  They are God's children just as much as we.>>13394012I know you are neither, lost one.  That is why you are lost. Those who fit in neither category must be cleansed or subjugated, as they are either unnatural or worse.  So says the Lord God Almighty. 

>>13394041Thank you for proving my point.  If you can't comprehend that simple allegory, you're far from understanding the true nature of "God," "the divine" and "demonic forces. "And even further from understanding that which seems to only fit in between, though it only really fits outside such a scale. 

In the case of a Basic mobs you can probably just use your pheromones to intimidate them long enough to teleport away, A short distance Blink would normally be recommended, But since i just mentioned it you should aim for a long distance. 

If it is a Hunter Squad this is probably a Trap for your dad.  Shapeshift (NOT your normal one, Opposite gender would be recommended), Put on perfume (They tend to sniff you out) and get into a crowd, Hunter Squads are not authorized to cause normal Civillian casualties, Especially not in Capitals like Paris. 

>>13394061Oh I must laught.  One thing is that you call it god as a name as well as a definition, but you must add that idiotic adjective that Epicurus disproved naught 300 years before the birth of the delirious Jesus. 

I cannot argue with a blind animal such as yourself, young lad. No, animal is too much of a compliment. 

>>13394093favors have been called, bonds of protections have been constructed.  There are some magics, some rare magics, where it is enough to know that you exist, and fortunately for us all those magics are in the hands of ones who would not see a good soul end. 

And if the bonds are followed to their source, the SRA will find that there is much they do not know about. 

>>13394127An animal is more more blessed than thee, for it was made by YHWH.Epicurus was a blind fool.  God is cruel.  That is not difficult to understand.>>13394123I'll just say that none of those will work.  There is one with the Sight, and the area is always consecrated against demonic magicks. 

Hmmm... I will be departing now. I need a few days to prepare a spell.  Child demon, if you're still there, hurry and let yourself in.  Follow the light to the right for food, there should be plenty.  I will not be disturbed. I may not've studied magic for very long, and even though that was a long while ago, I still remember a few tricks...

Callous?  What so callous about it?  Wait a century or two, and most organizations either collapse or change so much as to be unrecognizable.  Besides, what else am I supposed to do?  Start killing people, raising their corpses, and sweeping over the world in blood and death?  That gets old after a while. 

>>13394176of all hubris, there is none more entertaining than that of those who claim to know everything.  Is it that unbelievable, fool, that there are forces you do not know of?  Would not POWERFUL magics be among those forces whom the hiding of is most desirable, and among those who grant the power to hide themselves?  It was not I that performed these magics, but when they are tracked, as I am most certainly sure they will be, the ire that will be raised will be like nothing the SRA has ever seen. 

Hey, everyone, how's it going?  Just decided to drop in after romping over to Lyudmil's place and avoiding some unpleasantness.  The wife actually remembers you, surprised to say.  Small world!  Or small memory, in my case. 

Anyway, we're safe and sound, and I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving my daughter someone to talk to.  She needs it, because Top Gear is on and I'm trying to watch it, you see, so anything to keep her busy for a little while. 

Oh!  And to the genius who decided to announce his cowardly sneak attack on my family to the Internet...

I realise this is a bit late to get back to you on but it's not like you dont have plenty of spare time.  With that much warming of the local area from geothermal wouldnt it make a lot of the continent fairly uncomfortable for your kind to live on? 

>>13394264We always announce our presence to allow the accused to surrender peacefully.  You will not be given another chance. Funny you should mention that, given that you just gave away your location again. 

>>13394188so regrettable that you chose a long life that took from you your morality, brother.  Just because they will one day be gone does not mean that their effects are not undesirable.  Even YOU ought to understand that their existence is at the very least, in-optimal!  What a shame it is that those of us who have such power go our separate ways, that we...

>>13394286all events and powers have a cause, and said causes can be attacked directly, or circumvented when the time does not allow direct attack.  You yourself have also been made the target of this form of magic, as your hubris irritates me.  Enjoy your kidney stones. 

You religious guys are assholes.  Now we've got to uproot ourselves and start this all over again.  I had friends here.  I had a job.  I almost had a boyfriend!  A human boyfriend, maybe, but I was willing to give it a chance, and I really, genuinely liked him...

I was making an honest living, and you guys just come and snatch it away...

Someone just take this monster out of me already.  I'm tired of being something less than human. 

As a Church Knight all I can say is that I am sorry.  But unfortunetly there are so many demons who want nothing more than to get their short-sighted grasp on whatever they want that we need to be careful. 

If you at some point wish to register as a church sanctioned demon in Paris tell them 'The Rat of Tobruk' sent you.  I helped them a couple of years back with a nest of vampires, nastly lot.  Thankfuly we got all the people out safe. 

Can't tell you much more than that, you know how the church keeps it's knights secret.  Better for our families too. 

Okay.  I won't say everything since that'd put me at rͩ̓̍i̞̦̅͒͐ͬ̓̋̈s̨̠͓̘̩̯̳̏̈͊͗ͅk̴̥̹̟̈̅͊͐͑ͣ̆ͅ but I recently came in contact with an E̒ͯͤ̈́͏̱͕͍l̆͟d̨̬̤̪̙̭̿̾ͮ̒e̫ͫ̾̿̑͑r͖̥̦͛̊ ̵O͚̘ͫ͊͒ͯn̦̩͍ͪͦͮͫ̿̚͟e̩̟͎̫̲̤ͤ͑͐̉ͧ̓ͫ prior to registration

>>13394441You are literally the corrupted spawn of an unnatural union, filth. Now I am sending a Purgatus squad for that father of yours.  I'm thinking a holy blade should work for this little experiment. 

Internet Stinger Missions such as there are only carried out with a single squad, Usually rookies too for the purpose of a Arrest. 

The natural response to escape is not to lock down the area, That not only causes civillians to notice, but also alerts any other Supernatural to what is going on, Allowing them to come to the rescue of the one being stung. 

The logical (And Protocol) response is to fall back before attention is drawn, If the Super makes a fool and outs itself that is just free publicity for the SRA, And if not then you still have the personal data and can preform a full arrest not only on the Super stung, but also those near for harboring a unsanctioned Super. 

>>13394477Well, it seems unlikely to me.  And if something lie that does happen, it won't be a mortal that causes me trouble, it would be one of the more self-righteous of YHWH's divine followers.  But the fact that YHWH himself just cast me out of heaven, and I have stayed away from heaven since that point, have thus far dissuaded the angels from giving me shit. 

>>13394490Don't worry, They will probably get taken care of by SRA in order to keep their Hunters alive. 

After all, Im fairly sure that Denver is Golem Dense, The Golems would probably get Confiscated (as per the Golem Ownership Contracts) and assigned to hunt down those locusts, Will be a few days of chaos, But overall the situation is merely local. 

Incorrect, as of the Third Vatican Council that has been outlawed.  Destruction and binding are allowed but torture was declace an abomnible act and opposed to our goals and values.  Under the Authority of Pope Alexander I that act is an abomination.  You will Stand Down. 

I can't stand those SRA fucks.  I've seen a squad of them gun down a little siren girl, couldn't have been older than 11.  Why?  I guess she was singing, they figured she was up to no good.  Now, I know that most of them aren't bad enough to gun down kids like that, but they're just as fucking bad if they don't police their fucking agents. Worst part is, since I filed a complaint and raised a bit of hell over the incident, they've got me on one of those watch lists, I hear from my handler at least twice a week.  I thought these guys were trying to keep us all safe, but now I know they're just frightened thugs. 

>>13394570Okay, I'll make a pocket plane for them and drop them in there.  Or maybe make a net that drops things into the plane, and then give it to the SRA so they can have fun playing with your locusts. 

>>13394512Ah, Purgatus?  I apologize, We appear to be from different organizations or at very least different branches.  So im not familiar with squad composition. 

Still Her dad being monstrously powerful added with atleast one unknown factor does suggest at you being at Disadvantage, Still, Judging from what i can glance this would be a pyrric victory at best if you do not move away to more secluded area. 

Remember, Engaging a powerful demon is NOT done in public areas.  Much less and enraged one, We are lookinga t a huge amount of damage here, Not only in Civillian life and Monetary, But also in public relations. 

So you will perfom a medical procedure on an unwilling patient for the sole purpose of making them more pliable to your demands.  I cannot condone that.  I will be making a complaint to the Cardinal over this.  You may outrank me but that does not mean what you are doing is not an abomination. 

Repentance to only be done by the willing, not those who cannot say no. 

>>13394607Fuck you.  She was a little girl, and she couldn't possibly have those intentions.  She probably didn't realize that she could do anything like that.  She needed training, not a hail of gunfire. 

You should probably mention it to your handler.  I'm assuming you're a Sensitive of some type?  There are mechanisms in place for sorting out contact with Eldritch entities.  I'd suggest doing it soon too, such things can be... contagious, in their own way. 

>>13394628In my life time, I've seen things like this happen.......I wish I could do something but Im nearly the last of my kind.........I cannot risk centuries of knowledge, sooo pretty much all I can do is stand by and watch......

>>13394608Purgatus is what you send against demons that you SRA cannot even touch.>>13394614Go ahead and COMPLAIN about what I do to a demon.  I'm terrified.>>13394625He's gone.  That's what they do.  Utterly destroyed. Now if the both of you submit, I will not kill you. 

Hahaha, Not likely, Most Magic creature Elimination "encoding" used these days tend to identify Golems as items and as such spare them, It would be wasteful to get rid of something that can only serve man after all. 

Having too many spells on something as small as locust can also severely mess up their genetics and cause early deaths. 

As a non-first-generation demon she is not under the 'Abomination Most High' description but under 'Abomination Minor' that gives her the right to not be destroyed on sight by Church Representives and accords her full human treatment should she surrender. 

Remember Mate, He who fights monsters should take care to no become one himself. 

>>13394688No, it allows her full PENITENT treatment should she surrender.  That demon half is powerful enough that she is in fact a middling-ranked abomination.  I believe, and that would just be a guess, she's Possible Great Abomination. 

>>13394730No!  Don't!  Please, please don't please you can't please please I promise I'll meet a supernatural some day and i'll be armed but I'll give them a good chance and be nice just dont give up please

Sigh.  I knew it would come tot his one day.  Glad I moved to the moon back when this started.  More of us supernaturals should move here, the area is well warded against mortals now, and there is plenty of room in the now empty moon nazi bunkers. 

>>13394719Hmmmm the effects of spells used in lichdom, i once sub specialised in lichdom as a side hobby, wasn't very clean indeed, mainly involved a plague sacrifice like a human infected, just go to the underworld and look for Master thorn he is the expect on all those things.........and to stop death himself, would be like to stop your boss you possibly did work for and then making a agreement possibly a trade greater or equal or converting the death into possibly something that pleases him, like possibly a curse?  or a plague?  it can be minor but if you wrap your head around it you can con him, i have on multiple times when the SRA massicared a village that i used to live in for no reason........

>>13394730She shall not be harmed, save on occasion of hostility or that incurred in penitence. If this works, you will have that power under much greater control.  You'll lose some higher functions, but you will no longer be a danger.  If it doesn't work, nothing of value will be lost. I will need to study you myself, first, though, inside and out.  You may be a theorized living portal. 

Just kneel before the large man with the cross-shaped eyeslit and clearly surrender. 

>>13394800No, I remember clearly.  A bunch of assholes dressed in out dated armor busted into my house while I was at taco bell and stole my helicopter and all my notes on stealing divine energy.  They had crosses painted on their shoulders. 

With All Due Respect, no she is not.  The declaration of Holy Charge by a member of the Order Hospitaler outranks all but a cardinal.  You are able to command Purgatus members and Templars but Hospitalers are the specialists in healing and repentance.  You may not like us but we are doing gods work as much as you. 

So, with all due respect Sir I will take her back to my Orders headquarters for a safe examination.  If you have a complaint with my conduct please report it to the Order Grandmaster, he will give it due concideration. 

>>13392515I'd personally go in there, politely talk to them about my concern.  I would be wearing a black with red tie and a black shirt.  I would bear no emotions, and look as neat and trimmed as possible.  I would then leave and turn around and smile before waving "Seeya next full Luna."  and leaving. 

>>13394779Err.  The odds are no.  Haven't had time to get used to the local life properly yet, since our circle had to deal with the aforementioned moon nazi problem once they tried kidnapping some of us.  So if that is anywhere near the bunker complex (You would know the place, its an eyesore and somehow they managed to be loud neighbors even on the moon ), then yes.  otherwise no. 

>>13394816Sounds like low-ranking footsoldiers.  Such operations are below my purview.  You're looking for a priest.>>13394813Yes.  But I need to know this.  She may seem a pretty little girl to you, but this could completely justify my theories.  And if I enjoy my work, so much the better, huh? 

>>13394824She came under MY jurisdiction when she surrendered to MY men.  Which was before you. She counts as a dangerous, unique case, not a repentant, which is fully within my jurisdiction to keep.  You may attempt to get her via the usual channels. 

>>13394855Yes, but i have worked on her species before trying to create hybrids........most the time against their will they would summon forth a void reaper........not a pretty sight it was.......just beware, do not harm her......it's their natural defense to summon these....

Im an Inqusitior of Humanitarian Dominance and what is this retarded wannabe blashpemy!?  You should all be ashamed to even call yourselves "Paranormal Hunters".  Leave this stuff to the proffessionals.  It was obvious the old lady was innocent, it was her mother that was the Witch, ITS ALWAYS THE MOTHER!  You agents are as silly and adolescent as our intiates, and even THEY have better understanding of the paranormal world than you ruffians. 

>>13394922Boy, I was more of the chemist-biology side to further life before then I was a summonist, but i have studied much into this, firstly you shouldn't bombard with gamma, use soul energy it contains rich and pure gamma far more better then just normal gamma and do not bombard, you must weave it into it that would fix your problem......

>>13394974What?  No, thats wrong, even if it is a simple mistake to make.  Soul energy does not function like gamma radiation which just causes random random atoms to rip apart because it is so high energy.  Soul energy as you call it works under different rules, as it can weave together atoms in new ways as well as ripping others apart, usually targeting only certain bonds. 

>>13395035technically yes, but you would have to be tried under that planes laws.  Of course, you could just create a minor temporal by dismantling your equipment and building a kromwells generator (a type 2 one, not one of the modern type 4 ones, the type 2 had a habit of randomly generating temporal anomalies so you could go to work and run int yourself when you were about to go home last night )

>>13395024But used with a stable mixture to target and focus can reverse focusing the energy to impower sort of a self energizing and an overall fixer,,,,,,,,used with solar energy and it's pretty much a atomic marvell it can heal it can do anything you ask it......

Well, turns out it IS a living portal.  These initial readings are unmistakable.  After all these years, after all this trouble!  I could make cardinal for this!Anyways, unfortunately for that Knight fellow, I'm going to have to vivisect her later, after the lobotomy.  Next time you see me, I'll be riding the gravy train. Now, I'm going to... heh, purify her.  Be seeing you. 

>>13395092yes, but as with every other constant, they only exist in your current timeline.  Which can be changed with the careful applying of good old maxwells mark 2, just go back in time and don't do the experiment. ( of course, you are technically committing one case of suicide with this method, but since you replace yourself of the past its not a big problem )

>>13395092Locust guy look next time you go to underworld and talk to that guy i told you ask for my plan of an infinity he will say no but offer him a skull and he will defo give it too you it holds every recipe ive learned over the centuries..... everything from