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                          THE GAY ADVENTURE

                              A ROMANCE

                           By RICHARD BIRD

                   _Author of_ THE FORWARD IN LOVE


    WITH FRONTISPIECE BY
    F. VAUX WILSON

    INDIANAPOLIS
    THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
    PUBLISHERS

    COPYRIGHT 1914
    THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY

    PRESS OF
    BRAUNWORTH & CO. 
    BOOKBINDERS AND PRINTERS
    BROOKLYN, N. Y.

              _TO BETTY_

    _My book the Critics may abhor--_
      _The Public, too.  But, all the same,_
    _This Page at least is Golden, for_
      _It bears the imprint of your name._ 


[Illustration: It was Beatrice at last!] 




CONTENTS


I THE IMPOVERISHED HERO AND THE SURPASSING DAMSEL

II BEHIND THE SCENES

III CONFIDENCES

IV BREAKERS AHEAD! 

V THE PLOT THICKENS

VI THE HISTORY OF HENRY BROWN

VII MR.  HEDDERWICK'S FIRST ADVENTURE

VIII A TALE AND ITS CONSEQUENCES

IX ENTER TONY WILD

X HOW TO DRESS ON NOTHING A YEAR

XI AT THE HAPPY HEART

XII CROSSED ORBITS

XIII RATHER STAGY

XIV A RISE IN THE WORLD

XV A CHANGE OF LODGING

XVI A LETTER AND SOME REFLECTIONS

XVII OFF WITH THE OLD LOVE

XVIII TONY AT WORK AND PLAY

XIX THE PLOT AGAIN THICKENS

XX THRILL UPON THRILL

XXI THE THORNY PATH

XXII A TELEGRAM AND SUNDRIES

XXIII STILL RUNNING

XXIV CERTAINTY--AHA! 

XXV THE GOD OF THE MACHINE

XXVI THE USUAL THING




THE GAY ADVENTURE




CHAPTER I

THE IMPOVERISHED HERO AND THE SURPASSING DAMSEL


Mr. Lionel Mortimer was a young gentleman of few intentions and no
private means.  Good-humored, by no means ill-looking, and with engaging
manners, he was the type of man of whom one would have prophesied great
things.  His natural gaiety and address were more than enough to carry
him over the early stages of acquaintanceship, but subsequent meetings
were doomed to end in disillusion.  His cheerful outlook on life would be
as much to your taste as ever; but the want of a definite aim and an
obvious inability to convert his talents into cash made you shake your
head doubtfully.  A charming fellow, of course, but unpractical ... the
kind of man who is popular with all but match-making mothers. 

He lived in two rooms in an obscure street off the Strand, and at the
time when we make his acquaintance he has just finished a meal that
stamps the lower middle classes and the impecunious--to wit, high tea. 
For the benefit of gastronomers it may be stated that it included
herrings, a loaf of bread, some butter of repellent aspect, and
strawberry jam.  Lionel has lighted his pipe and seated himself at the
window to enjoy as much of a June evening as can be enjoyable in a
London back street.  He has not emitted three puffs of smoke before a tap
at the door heralds the entrance of his landlady. 

Mrs. Barker, a woman of commanding presence and dressed in rusty black,
came into the room.  She did not utter a word, not even the conventional
remark that it was a fine night or that the evenings would soon begin to
draw in now.  With a funereal but businesslike demeanor she began to
remove the debris of the meal, at intervals giving vent to a rasping
cough or a malignant sniff.  Of her presence Lionel seemed oblivious, for
he continued sitting with his back to the door, gazing with apparent
interest into the street.  This, perhaps, was curious, for the street was
but a lane with little traffic and no features worthy of note.  Nor was
the building opposite calculated to inspire the most sedulous observer,
being merely the blank wall of a warehouse.  Not a single window relieved
the monotony, usually so painful to the artist or the adventurer.  And
yet Lionel puffed at his pipe, gazing silently in front of him as if at
a masterpiece by Whistler. 

When the landlady had transferred the tea-things to a tray, shaken the
crumbs from the table-cloth into the empty grate and folded it, she
nerved herself for a direct attack.  Placing her arms akimbo--an attitude
usually denoting truculent defiance or a pleasurable sense of
injustice--she pronounced her lodger's name.  Lionel started, as if made
aware of her presence for the first time.  He took his pipe from his
mouth and turned with a pleasant smile. 

"Good evening, Mrs. Barker," he said with careful politeness. " A fine
night, is it not?" 

She assented with an ill grace.  Without giving her time to add to her
appreciation, Lionel continued in suave but enthusiastic tones:

"Oblige me, Mrs. Barker, by observing the manner in which the sun
strikes the opposite wall.  Notice the sharp outline of that chimney-pot
against the sky.  Remark the bold sweep of that piece of spouting--a true
secession curve of which the molder was probably completely ignorant. 
Again, the background!  That dull gray monotone----"

This rhapsody was interrupted by Mrs. Barker, whose artistic education
had consisted in a course of free-hand drawing in a board school and a
study of the colored plates issued by the Christmas magazines.  It was
hardly to be expected that she should wax enthusiastic over the
warehouse wall. 

"It's no good torkin, Mr. Mortimer," she said; "I want my rent." 

"But how reasonable!"  returned Lionel with increased brightness. " How
much does it come to?  Certain tokens of copper--silver--gold--with some
trifling additions for food, fire, etc.----"

"One pahnd three sempence for this week," snapped Mrs. Barker.  After a
pause she added constrainedly, "If yer please." 

"Why!  you are even more reasonable than I expected," cried Lionel. " If I
please!  How could a man refuse anything after so polite a prelude?  If I
please!  My rent, if I please, is one pound, three and sevenpence; and I
must admit that the sum is paltry.  If I please to exist (and up to the
present I have been delighted to fall in with the schemes of Providence)
I can do so for some twenty-four shillings a week.  It includes," he
added hopefully, "the washing?" 

She nodded grimly and stretched out her hand.  Lionel, with an easy
smile, waved her to the door. 

"To-morrow, Mrs. Barker, if you please.  At the moment I regret to say
that my funds do not amount to the necessary sum.  To-morrow I make no
doubt that----"

Mrs. Barker interrupted with brisk invective.  It appeared that Lionel
was several weeks already in arrears.  She, it seemed, was a lone widow,
earning her bread by the sweat of her brow, and she would not be put
upon.  The position had become intolerable: either he must pay his rent
or leave the next morning. 

"Let us consider the state of affairs," said Lionel, unruffled. " You, it
appears, need your money--or rather, my money--and I can not gainsay the
moral claim.  You have attended to my simple wants in a manner beyond
praise, and I would cheerfully pay you your weight in gold (after the
pleasing custom in the East) had I the precious ore.  But at the moment
my capital"--he searched his pockets--"amounts to sixpence ha'penny;
hence the deplorable _impasse_.  My profession holds out no prospect of
immediate or adequate reward: briefs are lacking and editors slow to
recognize merit.  I have pawned such of my wardrobe as is not necessary
to support the illusion of an independent gentleman.  What do you suggest
as a solution of our difficulties?  It is repugnant to both of us that I
should live on your charity.  I am open to any bright idea." 

Unluckily the landlady was not an imaginative woman.  She could suggest
nothing, save that Lionel should pay his rent or leave.  The method of
raising money was left entirely to him, but the necessity was insisted
on in forcible terms. 

"An ultimatum?"  said the lodger thoughtfully. " Well, I can not blame
you.  As you have no illuminating schemes, Mrs. Barker, I must rely on
myself.  But rest assured that you shall be paid.  What!  I am young and
strong; my clothes, thanks to judicious mending and a light hand with
the brush, will pass muster; we are in London, the richest city in the
world.  I will go out and look for a fairy godmother." 

At this resolve Mrs. Barker broke into cries of protest.  With a feminine
distrust of her own sex she declared that no such creature should pass
her threshold.  For fifty years she had lived respectable, and it was her
firm intention to die in the same persuasion.  Lionel raised a
deprecating hand. 

"You mistake me," he said in gentle reproof. " It was but a manner of
speaking inspired by the recollection of Cinderella.  Being, however,
the masculine equivalent of that lady of romance (or shall we say, 'Lob
Lie-by-the-Fire'?)  and out of deference to your sense of propriety, I
will strive to acquire a fairy godfather.  Till to-morrow, then, Mrs.
Barker." 

He rose and politely held the door open.  The landlady, carrying the tray
and table-cloth, left the room in dudgeon. 

As soon as she had gone Lionel's face lost something of its optimism,
and he began to whistle a tune in a minor key.  It was a music-hall
refrain, originally scored in quick time and the major clef, a gay lilt
of the streets.  Modulated by Lionel, under the depressing influence of
Mrs. Barker, it became a dirge, incredibly painful to the ear.  This even
the whistler recognized after a few moments, and with a laugh at himself
and his misfortunes he seized his hat and went out. 

He was by no means clear as to his immediate intentions.  Save that his
urgent need was money he had no definite idea or plan.  How to compass
the few pounds necessary to discharge his debt and make sure of a roof
was at present beyond his wit, seeing that the situations for men like
him are not picked up in a moment.  He had been expensively educated at a
public school and Oxford, and had a bowing acquaintance with the
classics and a tolerable knowledge of law.  For three years after taking
his degree he had led a pleasant life, eating dinners, reading law and
writing.  By his pen he had made some sixty pounds a year; by the
law--nothing.  His father had given him an allowance while he lived, but
eighteen months previously his business had failed and the consequent
worry had driven him into the grave.  His wife had died in giving Lionel
birth.  After his father's death Lionel perforce had put forth more
strenuous efforts.  He had even written a novel and sold it for thirty
pounds.  One or two plays lay in his desk or managers' muniment-chests,
and a number of pot-boilers were soliciting the favorable consideration
of callous editors.  It had been a precarious though interesting
existence, but he had kept his head above water until the last few
weeks.  Now he was standing on the curb in the Strand, wondering amiably
what he should do. 

"My best chance," he thought, watching the stream of traffic that never
failed to fascinate, "would be to write a loathsome article, topical,
snappy and bright, and try to sell it for spot cash.  I do not think it
would be much good studying the advertisements and applying for a post
as clerk or secretary.  I hate the notion of being a clerk.... There is
envelope-addressing, I believe, but I write a villainous hand ... nor do
I care to call upon my friends and expose my unhappy condition...."
(Since his father's death Lionel had naturally given up his old way of
life and dropped out of his usual _milieu_.) ... " No; I think the
loathsome article is clearly indicated.  What shall I write about? ' How
It Feels to be Out in the Streets?'... ' The Psychology of
Landladies.'... ' At a Loose End--A Curbstone Study.'...  How odd that I
am desperately in need of money and hate the thought of sitting down to
earn it!  How much pleasanter would it be to stand here and wait for an
adventure--for the fairy godmother who troubled the conventional Mrs.
Barker!  After all, it is not impossible.... A horse might take fright
and bolt ... the driver lose his head ... a beauteous damsel sits
wringing her hands in the carriage.  I seize the opportunity, spring
forward and check the maddened steed, escort the fainting lady home in a
cab, and then--ah!  Boundless Possibilities." 

He smiled, lighted a cigarette and pursued his idle fancy. 

"She must be, of course, the sole heiress of a millionaire.  In his
gratitude he would wish to reward me.  But seeing that I am no vulgar
fee-snatcher he would ask me to stay and dine.  Over the walnuts and the
port (how long is it since I drank good port?)  he would learn my story,
and with unusual delicacy say, 'Well, some day I hope I shall be able to
help you to a job.'  I leave his house, warm, full-fed, hopeful.  The next
morning he sends his car round, and I am whirled to his palatial city
office.  I enter--the great man is up to his knees in documents dictating
to a staff of typewriters and gramophones.  He spares me three minutes. 
'Good morning, Mr. Mortimer.  I find I need a secretary--salary a
thousand a year.  Oh!  a bagatelle, I know, but you would have
opportunities.  Politics, perhaps.  Anyhow, a beginning.  Care to connect?' 
I accept with diffidence. ' Good.  Take your coat off.  Next room you'll
find ...' I am a made man.  Then the daughter--I had forgotten her, dear
thing!--already touched by my heroism, might look favorably upon me; and
who knows----?" 

At this point his musings were broken by confused shoutings and
whistles.  Looking up, Lionel saw with amused surprise that for once fate
was playing into his hands; his dreams were coming true.  An open
brougham, drawn by a terrified horse, was approaching at an appalling
speed.  The coachman, crazed with fear, was standing up, tugging vainly
at the reins, white, and shouting.  In the brougham, pallid but calm, sat
a girl of about twenty-three.  Her lips were slightly parted, but no
sound came from between them; courage held her erect, motionless and
silent.  The traffic divided before the swaying brougham like waves
before a cutwater.  When it was fifty yards distant the coachman lost all
control of himself and with a scream of fear leaped from the box.  He
came down On his feet, staggered against a portly merchant--who went
over like a ninepin--and lurched heavily on to a policeman preparing to
make a dash for the horse's head.  The constable fell with the man, and
the pair, hero and craven, rolled comfortably in the kennel, clasped in
each other's arms. 

Lionel, thus favored by destiny, fitted his hat more firmly to his head
and prepared to make his fortune.  In his early youth he had read that
the best method of stopping a runaway is to run in the same direction. 
Remembering this, he set off at full speed; and by the time the horse
was level with his shoulder he was running almost as fast.  With a
judicious leap he sprang at the reins, clutched them, stumbled,
recovered and still ran.  He was strong of arm and at least twelve
stones in weight.  The horse, already half-repentant of his lapse, was
not inclined to support so heavy a burden at his mouth.  A few yards more
and the heroic part of the episode was over.  Several officious touts
were holding the horse's head, and another policeman was preparing to
make notes. 

Lionel, panting from the unusual exertion, turned to look after the
lady.  She, who had behaved with such admirable composure while danger
was imminent, now that it was over, lay in a faint.  As he raised her in
his arms he noticed with satisfaction that she was certainly beautiful
and her clothes expensive and tasteful. " Ha!  ha!"  he thought
whimsically, "a secretaryship!  Governor of a Crown Colony at least!  I
must take a flat to-morrow!"  He bore her into a chemist's shop that
stood conveniently near, and placed her in a chair.  While the chemist
was applying sal volatile in the genteelest manner, Lionel was wondering
whom he should ask to support him at St. George's. 

It was not long before the lady recovered her senses, and she opened her
eyes with a ravishing sigh.  She was naturally bewildered, and
Lionel--partly because he wished to reassure her, partly because she
was very pretty--knelt and took her hand. 

"There is no need for alarm," he said persuasively, with the purring
note that some women find sympathetic. " You fainted; that is all." 

She gave the ghost of a shudder: "I fainted?" 

"Yes.  The horse, ran away, but there was no accident." 

"The coachman--is he hurt?" 

This thought for another in the midst of her own recovery flushed
Lionel's being like a draught of wine.  Hitherto she had been merely a
pretty aristocrat and (apparently) a delightful girl.  Now she was
more--a divine human whom he longed to kiss, caress and call "You
darling!" 

"No," he said. " He fell softly.  Upon a constable, I believe." 

She was nearly herself again, and gave a little laugh. " Let us hope he
was a fat one," she said.  And then, after a pause: "Who stopped the
horse?" 

"Oh, I was lucky enough to do that," he replied with an assumed
jauntiness, wishing he could feel it was an every-day business. " It was
not hard." 

"Others appeared to think differently," she replied with a grave
admiration that pleased him. 

"Then, madam, they can not have seen you," he smiled.  Really, the affair
was being conducted on correct lines. 

She mused for a moment, chin in hand. 

"... I think," she said presently, "you must be rather an unusual man." 
Lionel tried to look as if he disagreed. " Yes, I think so.... And I
suppose I owe you my life.... I wonder what reward...."

It must have been the devil that prompted Lionel to say, "One pound,
three and sevenpence"; but by an effort he choked back the horrible
words, and stammered that he was already repaid. 

"No," she demurred, smiling, searching him with her eyes: "that is
hardly fair.  I wonder if you would like ..." She glanced round.  The
chemist's back was turned: he was groping for some drug upon the
shelves.  Lionel was still upon one knee, his face upturned, his eyes
drawn as by a magnet.  She leaned toward him; her face came closer and
closer yet, in her eyes a world of gratitude and fun.  Her hair almost
brushed his cheek, and he shivered. " I wonder if----" At that moment the
chemist turned, and she finished the sentence persuasively, "--if you
could get me a cab?  I dare not trust my horse again to-day." 

Lionel rose stiffly. 

"Do you prefer," he asked, fixing the unhappy and bewildered chemist
with a glare of anger, "a hansom or a taxi?" 

"A taxi, please." 

Lionel withdrew.  He ordered the coachman, dusty and degraded, to drive
home.  The policeman, who had salved the discomfiture of his over-throw
by hectoring the crowd and cuffing the nearest urchins, obligingly blew
his whistle.  A minute later a taxi came up. 




CHAPTER II

BEHIND THE SCENES


It was one of the great moments in Lionel's life when he handed her into
the prosaic vehicle.  From the chemist's shop to the cab was only a few
feet, but for that paltry space the young man felt as a king must feel
when he makes a royal progress abroad.  There was no cheering from the
crowd that had gathered, hoping for blood, or at least bandages; but the
whispers ("That's him!  That's him!  Torfs!  He's all right!"  etc.) 
thrilled him with a sense of self-importance to which he had long been a
stranger.  He found it a little difficult to refrain from raising his hat
and bowing his thanks to the kindly creatures.  As for the lady, she
walked on air and seemed unconscious of an audience. 

The cab was reached all too soon.  Lionel waved aside a cloud of would-be
helpers, and with a sigh of misery opened the door.  The lady got in; but
just as he was on the point of shutting himself off from every hope, she
leaned forward. 

"There is room for two!"  she breathed. 

It was a fine thing for him that his hand was upon the door, for the
invitation shook him as the wind the rushes.  The crowd, the pavement,
even the gross material substance of the constable, reeled before him. 
He heard but dimly the voice of the chauffeur asking whither he was to
drive. " To Heaven!"  he muttered, and then recklessly, "Or hell, if you
like!"  The chauffeur looked anxiously at him, fearing he had suffered
mentally from his exertions.  Lionel caught the suspicion in his eye and
steadied himself. " I beg your pardon," he said brokenly; "I was
repeating some poetry of my childhood--_Paradise Lost_--Milton, you
know.  Can't imagine what put it in my head.  Drive round and round the
park." 

"Which park?"  asked the man gruffly. 

"The farthest and biggest," said Lionel, and clambered in. 

They drove for several minutes without a word being spoken.  Lionel was
so amazed by the aptness and desirability of the adventure that he could
not utter a word.  He could only think, "What a perfectly topping girl! 
How will it end?  What shall I do--say--think?  She is the most charming
creature I have met; she invites a kiss--might I?...  Be careful, Lionel! 
Your fortune is at stake!  The secretaryship!  Mrs. Barker and her rent! 
A false step would ruin all!  Besides, she is such a dear ..." These and
a hundred other fancies flickered through his brain. 

The strange lady was silent, too.  It may have been that she felt she had
been a little imprudent in her invitation to the cavalier, hero though
he was.  Leaning back against the cushion, she gazed pensively out of the
window at the streets and traffic, lost in thought.  Her companion stared
fixedly at the stolid back of the chauffeur: that, at least, was real
and a corrective. 

It was the lady who spoke first, and with a sympathetic engaging accent,
nicely calculated to stir the most sluggish blood. 

"Well?"  she said. 

Lionel awoke from his trance and turned. " Ah!"  he murmured, and seized
her hand.  He raised it to his lips and kissed it with a passionate
reverence. " Ah!"  he said again, and "Ah!"  punctuating the exclamations
with tender salutes. 

"You should not do that," reproved the lady, though her voice betrayed
neither astonishment nor indignation. " It is foolish."  She laughed
musically. 

"Foolish!"  echoed Lionel with a fine contempt. " Madam, it is anything
but that.  If this be foolishness, then youth and joy and a careless
heart are folly, and woman is folly----"

"I thought that men were agreed upon that," she said. 

"Cynics and pedagogues may hold the heresy," admitted Lionel, "but not
the happy, the young and the wise." 

"Your youth and happiness are patent," she retorted, "but how am I to be
sure of your wisdom?" 

He laughed. 

"If you accept my youth and gaiety, I have good hopes of convincing you
of that." 

She withdrew her hand from his ardent clasp, as if he had been too
presumptuous, or at least premature.  Lionel cursed himself for a coxcomb
and hastened to make his peace. 

"You are not angry?"  he asked anxiously. " I have not offended you----?" 

"No," she said, after an infinitesimal pause. " I am ... not ... angry." 

There was a query in her tone that restored his self-confidence, a
quality of which he had usually good store.  With a resolute movement he
took her in his arms.  Possibly she was too amazed to protest; certainly
at first she made not the least resistence to the onset.  It was not
until his lips touched hers that she gave a little cry as of shame. " No,
no!"  she pleaded. " You must not ... my husband ..."

Lionel was a man of the world, but as chance would have it, he was a man
of honor, too.  He dropped the lady like a hot coal at the appalling
word, and sat back rigid in his own corner of the cab.  His companion,
mastered by emotion, covered her face with her hands.  Presently she
peeped between her fingers and repeated his words, almost his accent. 

"You are ... not ... angry?" 

"I am never angry with a woman," he replied; but the lie was obvious. 
She laid a soft hand upon his arm. 

"You have not told me your name yet," she murmured. " I must always
cherish in my memory a brave man who is not too brave to be a
gentleman." 

He moved uneasily, reflecting that _noblesse_ sometimes finds it
difficult to _oblige_. 

"I am called Lionel Mortimer." 

"I am called Beatrice Blair.  Lionel ..." she went on with a reflective
sweetness, and he started as if stung.  Her hand restrained while it
aroused him. " No: you must not mind that.  I call you Lionel
because"--she turned aside as if struggling with her feelings--"I am a
mother.  My little boy is called--was called Lionel." 

"I am sorry," he said sincerely. " Go on." 

"You must think hardly of me."  He shook his head. " Yes, you must--it is
only natural.  But I should like you to know the reason why I asked you
to----"

By this time Lionel was in a very good humor with himself.  Warned by his
recent heroism and virtue, flattered by the interest shown in him by
this delightful creature, he was prepared for anything. 

"I never ask a woman for a reason," he said, smiling. " I have the most
complete faith." 

"How old are you?"  she asked; and when he answered "Twenty-seven," she
laughed. 

They drove in silence for a space; presently she asked what time it was. 
He put his hand to his pocket and then withdrew it.  She had observed the
action--"Your pocket has been picked?" 

"No," he said frankly. " As a matter of fact, I pawned my watch a week
ago." 

"Then you are poor!"  she cried impulsively. " Oh!  I beg your pardon,--I
did not mean----"

Lionel was never disconcerted by his lack of means, and the chuckle was
perfectly honest as he replied, "Distinctly poor.  I am glad to think I
can still create an illusion of wealth in an artificial light, but
really I am worth very little." 

"You do not mind?"  she said, her eyes dancing. 

"I admit," he said, "that I should prefer to be well off.  But, being
poor, I see no use in making myself unhappy.  I should prefer to pay half
a guinea for a stall rather than a shilling for the gallery.  Still, I
contrive pretty tolerably to enjoy the play." 

"You are a philosopher," she approved. 

"A poor man can't afford to be anything else." 

After a pause she said, "It must be getting late.  Will you please tell
the man to drive to the Macready Theater?--the stage-door." 

He opened the window, smiling to himself. " An actress!"  he thought; "the
young man's dream of an adventure!  This is absurdly conventional."  After
directing the chauffeur, he sat back, wondering what the end would be,
content to wait on fortune.  The lady, too, did not speak again until
they had almost reached their destination.  Then she took a purse from
her satchel and said with friendly good-humor, "This is my frolic, and I
wish to pay for it.  Please!" 

Lionel was too well-bred to interpose bourgeois objections.  Besides, it
was a case of necessity: his sixpence-ha'penny had been burning a hole
in his pocket for the last ten minutes. 

"Fair lady," he said lightly, "I would if I could, but I can not.  Five
shillings will be more than enough." 

She gave him half a sovereign, and he wished he had been a street arab
to whom she could have said, "And keep the change."  This, however, was
clearly impossible, nor did it appear to enter the lady's head.  After he
had paid the man she received the balance with a careless gravity.  He
raised his hat. 

"You are not going?"  she asked in surprise. 

"Unless I can be of further service." 

"But that is why I have brought you here!  You have not heard my reason
yet, and you must--at least in justice to myself.  This is only the
beginning: you can be of the greatest service if you will.  Come!" 

Lionel followed her through the stage-door.  Adventure beckoned, and he
was not the man to disobey the seductive finger.  True, the lady had a
husband--a scurvy thought--but he had proved himself as strong as she. 
And she was deucedly pretty. 

They passed the janitor, who touched his hat to the lady, and went along
a passage.  Then up a flight of stairs and down another corridor, where
sundry couples were lounging and chatting between their entrances.  It
was evidently a costume play, and the sight of doublets, rapiers and
helmets was a pleasant thing after the drabness of the threshold. 
Illusion again threw her veil over the crudities of life; romance
sounded the horn of hope and hallooed Lionel to the pursuit. 

The lady stopped suddenly before a door.  This she opened and entered the
room beyond.  Lionel followed, closed the door, and looked about him.  He
was no stranger to the regions "behind," for in his younger days he had
been the friend of many actors and actresses not a few.  With the
dressing-rooms of the men he was well acquainted,--those dingy
color-washed chambers, lighted by flaring gas, divided by racks for
dresses, equipped at times with but the washing-basin, stifling of
atmosphere, with little room to turn about in.  In his younger days, as
has been observed, he had savored the delights of these unromantic
barracks, and had thoroughly enjoyed the experience; now he was blase. 

Of the women's dressing-rooms he was ignorant, but in truth he was far
from curious.  He supposed they were something of a replica of what he
had seen already,--four or five creatures herded in a bare loose-box, in
the intervals of painting and dressing, engaged with talk of frills or
scandal.  The private dressing-rooms of those great creatures, the
leading men and ladies, were still a sealed book.  He had never known
(oh, horrid thought!)  a "lead," and he surveyed the present room with
interest. 

There was little to reward him, for it was a very ordinary room, quietly
furnished with two or three easy chairs, a dressing-table covered with
"making-up" apparatus, a number of photographs scattered about in
various coigns of vantage, a wall-paper of a warm terra-cotta tint, a
soft carpet to correspond.  A brass curtain-rod divided the room in two,
but the curtain was not drawn. " Will you sit down?"  said the hostess; "I
must leave you for a moment.  Try that chair in the corner,--it is the
best.  And do smoke--the cigarettes are close to you on that little
table." 

With a swift movement she pulled the curtain along its rod and
disappeared behind it.  There followed a slight clicking as if she was
switching on more light; then a soft rustling and the sound of her voice
humming an air from _Carmen_.  Lionel obediently lighted a cigarette and
patiently awaited events. 

In less than ten minutes she drew the curtain and stood before him
again.  But now she was a different creature.  Her Bond Street costume had
disappeared, the twentieth-century had gone.  The piquant head was
covered only with the dark masses of hair that gleamed seductively.  She
was clad in a sort of peignoir, a loose flowing robe of Oriental
texture, crimson of hue, with dull gold braiding and tassels.  Her face
was rouged and powdered, but in the brilliant electric glare it seemed
neither out of keeping nor meretricious.  As she stood, holding the drawn
curtain with one hand, she looked as if she had stepped straight out of
the pages of the _Arabian Nights_. 

"Do you like it?"  she asked carelessly, sure of the effect.  Poor Lionel,
on most occasions ready of tongue, who took a pride in never showing
surprise, could only murmur "Admirable!"  With this, however, she seemed
content, and sat down in a convenient chair. 

"Luckily, it is a straight make-up," she said, taking a cigarette and
lighting it. " As a rule I use grease-paint, but to-night I was in a
hurry and made-up dry.  I want to talk.  I am not on for a while, and my
dress can be slipped on in five minutes.  I mean to tell you as briefly
as I can my history.  It is your due." 

Lionel made a noble gesture of dissent. " I am sure," he said
chivalrously, "it is all it should have been--"

She interrupted with some acerbity. " That is not my reason.  I have
nothing either to excuse or condone.  But as I have already put you to
considerable trouble, and mean (if you are willing to help, me) to put
you to still more, it is but fair that you should know all." 

Lionel bowed as gracefully as he could. 

"I will make it as short as I can," she continued. " There is much that
is strange and improbable in it, but I beg you to keep silent and
forbear to question me until the end.  I was born in a little village on
the southeast coast.  I was a twin, the other child being a sister, the
replica of myself.  My mother died when I was only two years old.  When I
was seventeen I was kidnaped by a tribe of Rumanian gipsies who wished
to be revenged on my father.  He had prosecuted some of them for
poaching on his land.  I was smuggled to the coast, and then across to
the continent. 

"I do not mean to waste time in lingering over details immaterial to my
purpose.  Were I writing a book I could fill a volume with the strange
incidents of my abduction and wanderings.  But as time is short I will
come to the point at once.  We journeyed by slow stages across the
continent, and of course I was jealously guarded the whole time.  My
English dress was burned, my skin stained a brownish hue.  Whenever
observation threatened I was immured in a small black hole, made at the
end of one of the caravans by a false partition.  The police failed to
trace me, for the gipsies had been cunning enough to stay some weeks in
England after my capture to throw my relatives off the scent, keeping a
strict watch upon me.  So with this inadequate resume you must realize
that we have passed through Germany, Austria, Rumania, Bulgaria and
Rumelia.  We crossed the Turkish frontier, and I still had no plan of
escape.  Oh, yes!  I had tried--once!  The threats they used on my
detection were more than enough to prevent me trying a second time. 

"At last we reached Constantinople, where we stayed a night in a huge
caravansary.  I was too well watched to be able to write a letter.  The
next evening I was sold to a Turkish officer of the sultan's body-guard. 
Blindfolded and gagged, I was put into a kind of sedan-chair under cover
of darkness and carried to his palace.  I was escorted to a fine suite of
apartments, furnished in the eastern manner, but lit with electric
light.  By this time I was so inured to tribulation that I slept
peacefully the whole night. 

"The next morning the lord of the household arrived.  He salaamed
profoundly and plunged at once into the business of the day. ' Fair
lady,' he began--and I was surprised at his excellent English and
supreme courtesy--'believe me when I say that I regret your sufferings. 
But as I am not the man to beat about the bush, I make bold to inform
you, with all possible respect and determination, that you are destined
to become my wife.' 

"I was not unprepared for this, but replied firmly that I would never
marry any one against my will.  I added that I was a British subject, and
that as soon as my plight was known I should be rescued and vengeance
exacted. 

"He laughed pleasantly. ' This is not England,' he said, 'and you will
never be rescued.  Let me put the matter plainly.  I have bought you to
satisfy a whim.  I have long wished for an English wife, because I
happen to admire English women more than any others.  I have made efforts
to contract an alliance by orthodox methods, but have not succeeded.  Set
your mind at rest, however; I intend no violence against your lovely
person.  If you refuse me, you will remain a prisoner in a gilded cage,
but no harm shall come to you.' 

"'But why----' I began.  He waved his hand. 

"'Because I could wish that you might learn to love me.  At present I can
not expect it; for the future, who knows?  I am a bachelor by choice--you
need have no western fears of polygamy.  I am rich, young and powerful. 
And I hope that you will find out that, though of another civilization,
I can fulfil your idea of a gentleman.  For the present your jailer and
lover bids you farewell.' 

"He left me in a state of stupefaction.  For some days after this I saw
nothing of him.  I was treated with the utmost respect, as if I were
mistress of the household, but I was a prisoner.  I was allowed to walk
in the spacious high-walled garden; but devoted slaves were close at
hand to prevent my communicating with the outer world. 

"After a week had elapsed, Lukos--for that was my master's name--began
to pay regular visits to my chamber.  He exerted himself to the utmost to
interest and charm, but as yet he never mentioned love.  He would talk of
a thousand things--books, philosophy, the drama, even of fashion--and
being most versatile and accomplished, I found him excellent company.  I
did not feel much resentment, for I had begun to learn the world and
understand his point of view, but I was inflexibly opposed to a marriage
by force.  I was resolved to die a captive, if necessary, rather than
yield. 

"This went on for two years.  You start?  It is true.  No breath of my
imprisonment reached the embassy--much less my home.  For a captive, my
life was easy, and during the long months my hopes had died, though my
determination was as English and stubborn as ever.  Lukos was equally
persistent in maintaining his original attitude--gentle, persuasive,
polite, though now he often urged his suit.  I admit that in other
circumstances I might have yielded, but pride kept me strong. 

"But I must hurry on--"

As she said these words there was a knock, and a dresser entered. 

"Twenty minutes, Miss Blair," she said, without a glance at Lionel. 

"More than enough," said the strange lady, but she rose as she spoke. 
"You will stay to hear the end, Mr. Mortimer?  I am on for most of this
act, but if you find it interesting, please stay and smoke.  You must
excuse me." 

"By all means," said Lionel, rising. " Shall I--?" 

He looked toward the door. " Oh, no!"  she replied, and drew the curtain
once more.  Then she and the dresser disappeared behind it.  A brief
interval elapsed and she came forth dressed to play her part.  She threw
him a bright smile as he sprang to the door. " You must theorize till I
come again," she said cheerfully, and he smiled back.  The dresser
followed her mistress, and he was left alone. 




CHAPTER III

CONFIDENCES


"This," thought Lionel, as he waited for her return, "is a queer
business, a very queer business indeed.  Here we have the indispensable
ingredients for an adventure--night, a pretty actress, and an
impecunious young man who has played the Noble 'Ero.  What happens?  The
lady sweeps the 'Ero off in a chariot, takes him to her dressing-room,
behaves with surprising propriety (quite like an ordinary mortal, in
fact), and proceeds to tell him a tale worthy of a writer of
feuilletons.  What does it mean?  What is the idea, the general scheme? 
The tale must be lies,--pure, unvarnished buncombe, in the language of
the vulgar.  It is too much to swallow a kidnaping, a tour through, let
me see ... Germany, Austria, Rumania, and, h'm ... h'm ... Bulgaria and
Rumelia; a bashi-bazouk in Constantinople, a forced marriage--I suppose
that's bound to come--and all the rest.... No, my delightful charmer,
this really is a little bit too much ... your emotional faculties and
the life of the footlights have led you astray...."

But he shook his head, dissatisfied.  The simple explanation that she was
telling lies was too simple.  It explained nothing.  The remembrance of
her delicious personality sent incredulity to the right-about.  Her
gracious presence, dignified, commanding, womanly; her brilliant eyes,
shining with purity, sympathy and truth; her force of character that
revealed itself in every tone and gesture; her pretty hands ... these
and a hundred other witnesses battled in her favor. " Besides," he
thought, striving to weigh all evidence impartially, "what possible
object could she have in lying to me--to me of all people?  She knows I
am poor and useless for purposes of blackmail.  She is too ethereal a
creature for a vulgar intrigue--of that I am as sure as that I am
neither mad nor dreaming.  No; the bare hard facts go to prove that she
is telling the truth.  Again, why should she lie to the 'Ero who has
saved her life?  Surely the 'Ero may bring that forward with
justice.--'Not guilty, my lord!'"  he said aloud, acquitting the fair
defendant with a convinced enthusiasm, for he was really glad to believe
the new goddess a goddess indeed.  Then for a moment doubt returned: "But
this room--this girl--the whole adventure is so fantastic, the tale so
unlikely, that I can hardly ... Lionel, enough!  It may be true, and the
evidence is in her favor.  Be content to wait on events.  At least, it is
a variation from the normal--an agreeable break in the monotony of Mrs.
Barker and the world.  Let me seize the moment, enjoy my brief hour, and
allow the future to take care of itself.  At worst, I can be no loser at
the game ... no ... unless I fall in love with her.... But that must not
happen ... it _must_ not happen.... Still, I could wish she had no
husband!" 

The wish being vain, if not immoral, he laughed wryly at himself and
picked up a book that he found lying on the mantelpiece.  It was a little
volume of light verse, and it whiled away the time until his hostess
reappeared.  This was about half an hour after her exit.  She entered,
radiant with triumph. 

"Has it seemed long?"  she asked, pulling back the curtain and drawing
out a chair. 

"An eternity," he answered smoothly enough, rising and closing the door. 
"And now the rest of your wonderful story, if you are not too tired." 

"Not at all," she said; "but it sounds odd to hear you call it
'wonderful.'  To me, who lived it, it seemed inevitable and ordinary:
even now it hardly seems wonderful.  But this is waste of time.  I must
try to hurry the crisis.... Let me see, where did I stop?...  Ah!  I
remember now....

"Well, I lived two years a prisoner, and time dulled my pain.  Escape was
hopeless, and I tried to be as cheerful as I could.  No news reached me
of the outer world--I did not even know whether my father and sister
were alive.  That was hard, but I, too, learned hardness from experience. 

"One morning Lukos came to my room as usual, but not in his usual
spirits.  I rallied him on his dulness (oh!  we were good friends, in
spite of the anomalous position; that is really the least surprising
feature of the story!),  but he did not respond.  When at last he walked
toward the window and had stood, gloomily at gaze, for several minutes,
I felt alarmed.  He had never been in such a mood before. ' Lukos,' I said
gently, 'what is the matter?' 

"In a moment he was at my feet, pouring forth a torrent of words. ' Heart
of my heart!'  he cried in tones that would have racked a devil; 'can you
ask!  You know that I love you, for my eyes and soul have spoken.  I
bought you as merchandise, with little care; I have learned to love you
as a woman should be loved, with all the strength of my being, the
force of my spirit, the frenzy of a madman that rejoices in his madness! 
For you I would do anything--I would tear the sultan from his throne--I
would seize every mosque in the empire to found a new religion, the
worship of yourself!  I am your master, and yet the meanest of your
slaves!  You can stir me with a quiver of your eyelashes--'

"'Yet you will not set me free,' I said, pitying, but justly
reproachful. 

"'No,' he groaned. ' I love you so much that I will not climb the heights
of renunciation.  I love you enough to respect your defenselessness, but
I _can not_ let you go to be, perhaps, another's.  Oh, lady of my soul,
can you not be merciful?  Can you not unbend from your divinity and love
me?  Star of the West, can you not illumine an eastern desert, for I love
you--I love you!'" 

"Mountebank!"  said Lionel with a fine contempt.  He disliked Lukos. 

"He had a poetic nature," pouted the lady. " Besides, we Occidentals,
colder in spirit, less imaginative, must make allowances for exotic
passion.  I confess that his words moved me.  But I took his hand and
said, 'It is impossible, my friend.'" 

"Ah!"  said Lionel, taking fresh courage and a cigarette. 

"My words," she continued, "seemed to carry conviction.  I felt a hot
tear fall on my hand, and there was silence.  The next moment he stood up
and salaamed gravely. ' Lady of my dreams,' he said, 'you have conquered. 
I will let you go ... at a price!' 

"'What is the price?'  I asked fearfully.  He looked like a martyr. 

"'My life,' he replied. ' I can give you up, but I can not live without
you.  You are free, but I must die.'" 

"Damned actor!"  burst out Lionel, in the depths of despair, for he
foresaw the end. " I beg your pardon--I beg your pardon--but----"

"He really _meant_ it," said the lady with some petulance. " Please
control yourself while I finish.  Of course I could not think of allowing
him to kill himself, so I reasoned with him.  It was useless, for he was
resolved.  I even offered, at last, to resign my freedom and remain with
him on the old terms: again he refused. ' No,' he said; 'it can not be,
Dispenser of Delight.  I have suffered too much.  You must marry me or bid
good-by to Turkey.'" 

"So you married him?"  said Lionel gloomily.  He had forgotten all his
earlier doubts. 

"Yes.  I could not bear to think of his suicide, for I liked him very
well.  Besides, I had grown less sentimental during my two years of
'life,' and believed I should find more happiness in such a union than
in many that are supposed to be made for 'love.'  But I must admit that
romance found, and still finds, a corner in my heart.  The primitive idea
of marriage by capture is even now immensely popular.  You see, the
figure of Lukos, passionate, brave, reckless, fiery, ready to kill
himself----"

"Oh, say he was a demigod," interrupted Lionel with bitterness, "and let
us pass on." 

"All these Byronic attributes," said the lady calmly, "combined to whip
my reluctant liking into a passable resemblance to love.... Well, I let
him go--as far as the door.  As he was opening it I made my decision and
whispered '_Lukos!_'  He turned, looking like a magnificent tiger,
crouching for a spring.  A light gleamed from his eyes, rivaling the
flash of his jeweled sword-hilt.  With a bound----"

"Quite so--quite so!"  said Lionel uncomfortably: the idea of being
audience to such a love-scene was most repugnant. " I see--I see ... of
course he would be immensely pleased--in fact, quite another man.  Well,
you married him----?" 

"The next day," said the lady. " The Patriarch of Jerusalem, who happened
to be visiting the city at the time, made us one.  And then I settled
down to what I imagined would be a peaceful and happy life. 

"And it was happy.  Of course I now had as much freedom as I wished, and
in a short while moved in the best European society in Constantinople. 
No hint of my story got abroad: it was understood that I had met Lukos
in London.  I wrote to my sister, telling the whole story and enjoining
secrecy.  She replied affectionately, giving me at the same time the news
of my father's death, three months earlier.  She suggested a visit, but
various trifling incidents--such as influenza and a craze for Christian
Science--continually postponed it until it was too late.  Lukos and I
also promised ourselves a trip to England, but that, too, never came
about.... My little Lionel----"

The listener bounded in his chair.  Then, recollecting himself, he
apologized. 

"--My little Lionel was born a year after our marriage.  He lived three
weeks.... At the moment, I was stricken; but in a very short time I
felt that he was fortunate.  The end came thus--

"A month later Lukos entered my room one afternoon with a grave face. 
'My wife,' he said, 'you must be brave.  We leave Constantinople
to-night.' 

"'Why?'  I asked. 

"He explained hurriedly.  It seemed that for months past the sultan had
been intriguing with a foreign power against Great Britain.  Lukos had
got wind of the negotiations and knew the policy was fatal.  He
recognized that the interests of Turkey were bound up with those of
England.  He resolved to foil the sultan's plans.  Two courses were open
to him--a revolution and a new dynasty, or a disclosure of the plan to
England.  Averse from plunging his country into civil war, he resolved to
try the latter first.  After assiduous bribing he secured a draft of a
secret treaty between the Porte and the other Power, but within
twenty-four hours suspicion fell on him.  He was warned that arrest was
imminent.  Flight was imperative. 

"'Disguise yourself as a _pustchik_ (water-carrier) and go on board our
yacht at once,' he said.  Then, drawing a bundle of Cook's vouchers from
his pocket, 'Take these in case anything happens.  And this, too--it is
the treaty.  If anything happens to me, do not wait: fly to England and
take the treaty to the English Foreign Office.  I can not go with you
now--there are duties to be done first--but I hope to join you.  If I do
not come by eleven o'clock, weigh anchor.  I shall have died for my
country.  You will do this for the sake of Turkey?' 

"My eyes filled with tears, but I knew that I could serve him best by
obedience. ' Yes, Lukos,' I said, and his eyes spoke his gratitude.  We
embraced and parted. 

"I reached the yacht safely and found that steam was up already.  The
afternoon and evening passed like a heavy dream.  At half past ten Lukos
had not come.  A quarter to eleven, and I was still alone.  At eleven
o'clock I wept (for I had grown to love him well), but I was true to my
promise and ordered the captain to start.  We reached Brindisi in due
course, and there I determined to go overland to England, sending the
yacht back in the hope that it might still be useful to my husband if by
any chance he escaped.  I did this, and in a very short time found myself
in London." 

"And took a taxi to the F. O.?"  said Lionel with interest.  Really, it
was a most exciting story. 

"No," said the lady. " The day I reached town a note was left at my
hotel--I had been dogged!  It was written in Turkish and ran, 'The day
the British government receives your communication, that day your
husband dies.'  There was neither address nor signature.  It proved that I
and my schemes were known, but--it proved that my husband was still
alive. 

"This gave me hope.  With the treaty as a lever I might yet free Lukos.  I
have been working to that end for six months--ever since I came to
England.  It is a slow business, this diplomacy, but I am beginning to
have strong hopes.  And now I think it is almost the time to strike." 

"But you must be careful," said Lionel anxiously. " With such a
document----"

She smiled faintly. 

"Twice already they have made attempts."  She opened a drawer in an
escritoire near at hand.  Within lay a small but serviceable revolver. 
"See!  I always go armed.  Of course it is useless to approach the
police--that would sign Lukos' death-warrant at once. 

"But to return and finish my tale.... As soon as possible I wrote to my
sister.  I did not go to her, not wishing to involve her in my perils.  I
explained as much of the situation as I could, hinted at high politics,
and begged her not to see me till I gave the word.  She was puzzled, but
obeyed.  She wrote back a loving letter, the most important feature of
which was the news that my share of my father's estate (eight hundred a
year) could be drawn on at Coutts'.  Already a handsome sum was to my
credit, for I had not required any money while Lukos and I were
together.  So with this sum and Lukos' notes at my disposal I was in no
need of money.  But I soon found that I needed a hobby to keep me from
thinking too much, and that brings me rapidly to the stage. 

"'A hobby' under such circumstances must sound curious: really, it is
mere common sense.  The paths of diplomacy I discovered were very steep,
the movement of the wheels was very slow.  When I had done everything
possible and could think of nothing else, I had a great deal of time on
my hands.  Painting and music were not to my taste; acting was, for I had
always had, like most young people, a liking for the stage.  Also, like
most young people, I believed I had the dramatic instinct.  I got to know
a manager--with money things are easy--and he gave me a small part, a
few lines, in a new play.  There was nothing in that, but what followed
was really my one piece of luck.  In return for a consideration he
allowed me to understudy the lead, never dreaming my capacity would be
tested.  A fortnight later my principal slipped on a fruit-skin and broke
her leg. ( The incident gave rise to a correspondence on the Banana Fall
in one of the cheaper papers.)  I played the part that night, and, unlike
most young people, my belief in myself was justified.  I was a success. 
The manager, rejoicing that he need not look for a new principal, plumed
himself on his discernment, and 'boomed' me for all he was worth. 

"Well, I was a success; but naturally I had to pay the price.  In this
case the price was my sister's affection.  From the first she had
objected to my going on the stage: it was a case of conscientious
prejudice, and that is one of the stubbornest things on earth.  She had
written daily letters of appeal, and all my arguments were useless.  I do
not wish to dwell on this ... enough to say that there grew an
estrangement ... now, we do not even write...."

"Strange," said Lionel thoughtfully, "how even the best can be
obstinate.  I hope that time may----"

"That reminds me!"  said the lady briskly, shaking off her sadness and
glancing at the clock, "I shall be on again shortly.  Will you do
something for me?  Thank you--I was sure you would.  At a quarter to
eleven go out and get me a cab or a taxi.  Now, it is important that we
should not be seen leaving the theater together--there will probably be
spies.  Oh, yes!  I know it sounds absurd, but in this you must be guided
by me.  Get the cab and drive back by devious ways to the stage-door. 
There wait for me.  I shall be ready by eleven-fifteen at the latest. 
That is all.... No!  I forgot the reward!" 

"Reward!"  he echoed, puzzled. 

"You forget you saved my life," she replied, smiling. " Close your
eyes--promise you will not open them till I give you leave.  You
promise?" 

"Yes," he laughed, still not understanding. 

He closed his eyes and waited.  With a mischievous smile she bent forward
and kissed him lightly on the cheek.  Lionel started.  In a moment doubt
was forgotten--forgotten the husband.  All he knew was that a heavenly
creature had deigned to kiss him. " Your promise!"  she cried warningly,
and by an effort of pride he kept his eyes closed.  But he stood up, his
arms held out.  There was dead silence for a moment, and then--

"Am I still bound?" 

"You are free," she said merrily.  He opened his eyes, to find the
reality more alluring than the dream.  He seized her hands.  She could not
help shrinking a little, though her eyes shone defiance. 

"Why did you do that?"  he breathed, aflame. 

She smiled mournfully. 

"Forgive me," she pleaded in tones that disarmed him. 

Lionel remembered his role as a man of honor and dropped her hand. 

"I beg your pardon," he said, but a little bitterly.  She lowered her
eyes. 

"It is I who should beg yours.  I must go now.  Eleven-fifteen!" 

Feeling that romance was somewhat overworked, he replied, "Right ho!" 




CHAPTER IV

BREAKERS AHEAD! 


At eleven-thirty Lionel found himself enjoying a tete-a-tete supper in a
Bloomsbury flat.  He had obtained a cab, as commanded, and the lady and
he had driven home together.  There had been no adventures, no spies, no
melodrama.  In unromantic silence had they gone, for after the thrills of
the afternoon and evening neither had been in the mood to talk.  On
reaching her flat, which was on the first floor, the lady had let
herself in with a latch-key, and they had gone straight into the
prettiest little sitting-room imaginable.  Here a cold supper, simple but
excellent, was laid: a bottle of hock and a siphon of lemonade were the
only liquors visible.  They supped together, talking briskly of various
themes, but Lukos and the treaty were not mentioned till they had
finished.  When they had established themselves in armchairs and lighted
a couple of cigarettes the lady said: "And now let me tell you what I
want you to do.  But first of all, will you please ring for coffee?" 

Lionel obeyed, awaiting with some curiosity the expected newcomer.  Would
it be a smart maid, a mysterious man servant, or a crone with a history
in every wrinkle?  His doubts were speedily resolved.  The door opened
without noise, and there entered the most charming parlor maid the heart
of man could wish.  She was, of course, in a maid's livery--the black and
white that is so simple, serviceable, and that can be so picturesque. 
Her figure was the trimmest imaginable, her eyes were a dusky brown, her
hair was of jet.  The last was arranged in a coiffure that a thoughtless
man would have judged unstudied, but a schoolgirl of fifteen would have
known its value at a glance.  The features of this disturbing damsel were
not faultless--the nose, for example, did not perfectly succeed, but her
eyebrows looked as if they had been drawn by a painter, the mouth
promised a treasury of kisses, and the complexion bespoke an air less
rude than London's, for it shamed the most delicate of roses.  Lionel was
obliged to remind himself that the mistress had first claim on his
affections. 

"Clear the things, please, Mizzi," said the lady, not marking the stupor
of her guest. " And then bring in coffee." 

("Mizzi!"  thought Lionel. " Then she is a German or Austrian.  And I
called myself a Teuto-phobe!") 

The supper was speedily cleared and the coffee brought.  The lady sipped
reflectively for a few moments, and then plunged into the business. 

"What I want you to do," she said abruptly, "is to help me break into a
house." 

Lionel was almost proof against surprises.  You must remember that he had
had some years of monotonous wear-and-tear at the hands of the world and
at times longed for an adventure as some men long for drink.  But he
prided himself on his self-control, and had felt sure that he would meet
any adventure with an assumption of ease, however joyful he might feel
within.  So far he had done pretty well: he had stopped a runaway horse,
rescued a charming actress, spent a few thrilling hours in her company,
and on the whole had kept himself in hand.  But to be asked in a
matter-of-fact tone to help in committing a felony was almost too much
for his sang-froid.  However, he remembered that good fortune has its
price, and that great achievements need great sacrifices.  Besides, she
was so adorable, and he hated to back out of any enterprise. 

"By all means," he said with a wan cheerfulness. " When shall I start?" 

She laughed. 

"That is so nice of you--not to ask why.  I will tell you a little more,
to assure you that our burglary is perfectly honorable. _ We_ start
presently--in a day, two days, a week--I can not tell.  The fact is that
I think a crisis is approaching.  I am sure that very soon a favorable
opportunity will present itself to make use of the treaty.  Some little
time ago I determined to hide this document: it was no longer safe to
keep it in my own hands." 

"Why not a bank----" he began. 

"My friend, you have no _idea_ of the importance of the affair.  Probably
the bank would have been safe, but governments do not stick at trifles
when the destinies of nations are at stake.  Almost certainly a colossal
bribe would have been offered, and even bank officials are human.  So I
resolved to be simple, original and daring.  I hid the treaty in a house
not far from here.  How it was done I will tell you another time.  What I
want you to do is to help me regain it.  I would go alone, but now I have
begun to think it better to have an aide, in case I fail.  You realize
what it may mean if we are caught?  A prison--for you must not explain. 
Can you do that?" 

"I am ready," he said with a laugh.  When she looked at him like that he
felt that nothing mattered.  Besides, it would be a thrill. 

"Good," she said with enormous appreciation. " And now I am going to bed. 
I am very sleepy." 

He rose, gloomily wondering when he should see her again. " Well," he
said, with an attempt at cheerfulness, "good night." 

"You are going?"  she asked in surprise. " But why?  I want you to stop
here." 

Lionel's heart bounded, and then he looked at her.  He was tempted to
stay, for she was unlike any other girl he had ever met.  But that very
reason made him pause.  He knew he wanted to kiss her and that he must
not.  He thought he was not in love with her, because he ought not to be. 
He knew that he would be in love with her if Lukos were dead.  And
because he felt that she mattered, he was resolved not to hurt her. 

"I am sorry," he said, dropping his light tone. " I should like to,
but--no!" 

"Why not?"  she asked, looking steadily at him.  He looked as steadily at
her. 

"Convention," he said frankly. " If I stop here and people get to know,
you will be slandered.  That is why." 

She was silent for a moment and then said softly: "You are better than I
thought.... You must certainly stop.  As for 'people'--well, I know the
world and its miry ways.  I know and I do not care." 

"Your friends?"  he suggested, rejoicing in her. 

"I have only acquaintances, and they do not matter.  Will that satisfy
you?" 

He fought against the temptation with a jest, for he felt that the
pretty creature could not really know: "You forget the disappointment of
Mrs. Barker." 

She repeated the name wonderingly and he explained. " My landlady.  If I
do not return she will imagine I have run away to cheat her." 

It was a poor jest, but only a jest, and he was benumbed at its effect. 
The lady frowned terribly upon him.  Anger swept her lovely features like
a thunder-cloud. 

"How could you?"  she cried in heavenly wrath. " How paltry!  How pitiable! 
I knew you for a cheerful gentleman, but to find you a trivial
scoffer----"

"Why, what have I done?"  he stammered, amazed. " It was a mere joke--a
laughing phrase--a word----"

"Done!"  she echoed. " We were both upon the heights, and with your
phrase--your joke--your word, you drag us down to the abyss of banality
again.  I----"

Her petulance annoyed him. 

"Really, madam," he said bitingly, "I am sorry to have spoiled it--to
have 'let down the scene,' as they say on the stage.  But as I seem to
have offended you I shall take my leave." 

"If you do," she cried, "I shall never speak to you again.  I swear it!" 

He stood irresolute.  After all, she looked such a darling when she was
angry....

"Well," he said, temporizing, "if I stay for a while, will you promise
to be sensible?" 

"Never!"  she flashed, stamping her foot, and darted from the room. 

Amusement and anger struggled for the victory in Lionel's heart. 
"Confound her for her folly!"  he thought, and then, "Bless her for her
inconsequence!"  He sat down and lighted a cigarette, expecting her
return at any minute, determined to stick to his resolve and sleep at
home. 

When twenty minutes had passed he reflected, "She is standing on her
dignity.  How foolish!"  Ten minutes later he murmured, with a pained
accent, "She is human after all."  By the time his fourth cigarette was
half-consumed he had fairly lost his temper. " This is not good enough,"
he said; "I will let myself out and call to-morrow.  If she refuses to
see me, at least I shall have kept my self-respect.  No woman shall treat
me like a dog." 

Grumbling, he opened the door and went quietly out into the hall.  He
listened for a moment, waiting to give her the chance to reappear and
part as friends.  There was no sound: if it had not been for the light
still burning in the hall he would have sworn that the household had
gone to sleep. 

With a sigh he put on his hat and opened the inner door.  He anticipated
no trouble with the outer barrier, but in this he was wrong.  It was
padlocked, and flight was impossible.  His sense of humor conquered
resentment, and he smiled. " I give in," he thought: "well, I have tried
to be a good boy."  He hung up his hat again and returned to the
sitting-room.  Then he rang the bell.  As he had expected, it was answered
by the maid. 

"Monsieur wishes to retire?"  she asked, with a polite sympathy for a
handsome man. 

"I should prefer to be let to go home," he said pleasantly, "but I
suppose I'm to be kept a prisoner." 

The maid looked puzzled. 

"Madame has locked the door and gone to sleep this half-hour.  I dare not
wake her for the keys.  Besides, she expects you to remain." 

"Then will you show me my room, please?"  he said, accepting defeat. 
Whether Mizzi was as innocent as she seemed he could not decide, but now
he was determined to let things take their course.  She held the door
open for him, and as he passed he caught an amused twinkle in her eyes. 
He yearned to give her a good shaking and say "Explain!"  and presently
kiss her heartily, for she was exceedingly attractive.  This impulse he
controlled, and the next moment found himself in his bedroom. 

"Breakfast is at half past nine," said Mizzi, as she drew a curtain. " At
what time does monsieur wish to be called?" 

"Oh ... about nine o'clock ... thank you ... good night." 

"Good night, monsieur," said the maid demurely as she tripped to the
door, and then a lamentable accident occurred.  It was due to the
eccentricities of modern fashion.  For several years Lionel had carried
his handkerchief secreted in his cuff.  As Mizzi stepped daintily past,
the handkerchief, which had been working loose, fell to the ground.  He
and she stooped together for its recovery, and their heads approached
nearer than was discreet.  Her fingers reached the handkerchief first,
and she restored it as they were rising.  This was pardonable, but she
ought not to have looked him in the face.  Her eyes telegraphed "I like
you," and his, something more.  Without judicious reflection Lionel
clasped her. " You are a perfect darling!"  he whispered, "and I simply
must kiss you--it is what you were made for." 

"Oh, monsieur!"  gasped Mizzi, "it is a scandal!" 

"Yes," agreed Lionel, "I suppose it is.  But it would be a graver scandal
not to kiss such a bouquet of charms.  There, my attractive
morsel--another ... a butterfly salutation on your charming eyes,
and ... good night." 

Mizzi, with a stifled laugh, kissed him lightly in return, freed herself
and escaped.  Lionel, his sleepiness a thing of the past, sat down on the
bed. 

"Dash it!"  he thought, wagging his head, "I oughtn't to have done
that ... but it was exceedingly pleasant ... exceedingly pleasant ... yet
I ought not to have yielded to temptation, for I was under the vague
impression that I was in love with the maid's mistress.  If so, I was
disloyal, a creature of no account.  Let us see whether there is not
something to be said for the defense....

"Suppose I do love her--the mistress, I mean--I must not kiss her,
because she is married.  Doubtless it would be a fine thing to be loyal
to the husband, the lady and the ideal--in short, neither kiss her nor
any one else.  In a word, become a sort of grass-bachelor.... A hard
matter, for I am not cast in the ascetic mold, and Mizzi's lips are
devilish tempting.... Suppose, now, the husband died (and I regret that
I can not regard this contingency with disgust) and there were at least
a sporting chance of my stepping into his shoes--oh!  of course not at
once, but later--later--why, then I could face permanent loyalty and
temporary asceticism with a light heart.... But to go through the world
refusing all sweets because my favorite sweet has been appropriated,
surely that were foolish. 

"Again, am I in love with her?  Can one fall in love so suddenly, outside
the realm of fiction?  Is there not a great truth in the popular ballad
that treats of 'a tiny seed of love'?  Surely love is a seed, planted by
chance or design--for example, by a match-making mama?  The seed needs
opportunity for gradual growth--the sun of frequent intercourse--the
rain of timely separation--the fertilizer of presents of flowers and
bonbons--before it can grow to a splendid harvest.... This harvest of
mine can not be love; it must be passion.  If so, it must be crushed....
She is too perfect to sully even in thought." 

His brow grew gloomy, and he paced the room with feverish steps. 

"No!"  he said presently, "I feel pretty sure it is not passion pure and
simple--or impure and complex if you like.  Critics may sneer, but I can
not help thinking it may soon be love, if it is not that already. 
Wherefore, I had better fly to do her errands as soon as possible....
But I can not accept the ascetic ideal ... yet.  Hypothetical Mizzis may
cross my path, and if they do I feel sure I shall kiss them, but the
moment I see a possible chance of winning _her_, why, then I shall be
very good. 

"... 'Myes ... not very lofty ... but I want to be honest, and feel
pretty sure that is what I shall do.... No doubt I shall not be happy,
but...?" 

With a dissatisfied growl he began to undress, and soon he was in bed. 
To quiet his uneasy conscience before he fell asleep he muttered, "And
of course I shall do anything she tells me." 

The unheroic but truthful pleasure-seeker then gave an unromantic snore. 




CHAPTER V

THE PLOT THICKENS


A knock on his door roused Lionel at half past eight, and he sprang up
clear-eyed and joyous to meet the sun.  The events of the previous day
sped pleasantly through his brain; and now that the morning was upon him
and the London sparrows twittering optimism, he could not dwell
seriously on the indignation of his hostess. " Oh, it is bound to be all
right!"  he said to himself, stropping a razor that he found on the
dressing-table and whistling a merry tune.  The cold tub strung him to a
higher mood, and as he plied the towel he broke into song. "_ Horchen Sie
doch!_"  said Mizzi approvingly to the cat, as she prepared breakfast and
heard the melodious strain: "_Er ist ein braver Kerl, der sich nicht
erzuernt.  Er ist ein lustiger Geist, wirklich.  Die anderen habe ich zum
Besten._"  No doubt she was right. 

Lionel breakfasted alone.  Mizzi said that her mistress begged to be
excused for an hour; after that she would be ready.  The maid lingered a
moment more than was necessary after bringing in the coffee, and seemed
markedly assiduous for his comfort.  But Lionel did not detain her in
conversation; he had no intention of elaborating the _affaire_ of the
previous night.  What amusement fell to his share he was ready to accept
with a youthful zest, but he was old enough not to pursue happiness too
zealously nor to magnify trifles.  A kiss was well enough, provided it
embarrassed neither the recipient nor himself.  He was never a man to
raise false hopes or win success by lies or a pretended love.  His
philosophy embraced the theory that girls, or some of them at least,
liked being petted, and he was not averse from the kindly office.  Only,
there must be a clear, if unspoken, understanding that he was not to be
taken _au serieux_.  This philosophy, of course, did not apply to
Beatrice Blair: she was altogether outside routine.  He was a butterfly,
if you like, but at any rate honest. 

So when Mizzi hoped that monsieur had slept well, he said gravely,
"Perfectly, _ma p'tite_," and asked for the morning's newspaper.  She
brought it, with a pout of resentment, and as she handed it to him
discovered a fly on his collar.  This she was allowed to remove with the
most absolute decorum; but when the operation was finished and she
smiled persuasively, he stroked her hair paternally and said, "You must
not be foolish, my child."  Mizzi retired with a heightened color, and he
sat down with satisfaction to the cricket reports and deviled kidneys. 
To tell the truth, in spite of his arguments he felt slightly ashamed of
the momentary swerve from loyalty. 

His hostess appeared in due course, looking exceedingly pretty and
self-possessed.  She was dressed smartly in blue, a color that contrasted
favorably with her hair and eyes.  Lionel thrilled with gladness at the
sight of her, for in brief moments of doubt he had thought that perhaps
his imagination had played tricks: the night and artificial lights might
possibly have lent her a fascination that would pass with the dawn. 
Could there indeed be so delightful a creature in London?  These doubts,
it must be insisted, had been exceedingly brief; still, they had had
existence, and the joy of seeing them dissolve like frost in sunlight
made life more desirable than ever. 

There was no embarrassment at the meeting.  Both were highly civilized,
educated, up-to-date; with a kindred instinct of what to admit or
ignore, a knowledge of the times when silence or speech was best.  The
lady made no reference to the _impasse_ of the night before, and Lionel
was too full of the present to dwell churlishly on the past.  Instead,
they talked cheerfully of trivialities for a time, and then Miss Blair
announced her intention of going out to do some shopping. " I will not
ask you to come with me," she observed smiling, "for I can guess how
bored you would be.  But I shall be with you again for lunch.  For the
present, au revoir." 

Lionel, who would cheerfully have carried a score of parcels or
hat-boxes for the pleasure of her company, had no choice but to
acquiesce.  There was no pressing reason for returning to his
lodgings--indeed, there was every reason for staying away until he could
earn some money.  True, there was no immediate prospect of acquiring any;
but at least he was in the middle of an interesting experience, and he
had promised to help in a burglary.  So with a fine disregard of
circumstances he chose the most comfortable armchair and the lightest
novel he could find, and put the cigarette-box within easy reach.  Thus
he passed an unprofitable but pleasant morning. 

Miss Blair returned soon after one o'clock, and they had lunch together. 
In the afternoon they went for a drive in a hired motor to Thames
Ditton.  They stopped there for tea and got back to Bloomsbury about
seven.  Lionel was put down at the flat and Miss Blair went on to the
theater, from which she returned late at night.  Supper followed, and
then they smoked and chatted for half an hour before going to bed. 
Lionel had expected to hear more of the conspiracy and projected felony,
but nothing was said.  Wherefore he kept silence, awaited events, and
went to sleep, wondering whether a farce or tragedy was being played. 

This uneventful life went on for several days, during which he had
plenty of time to study his hostess.  He learned nothing more than he
knew already.  A brilliant and charming personality, grave or humorous as
occasion demanded, apparently sincere in her conviction of a great
conspiracy, devoted to her absent husband, resolute to strike when
opportunity offered--such was Beatrice Blair.  When he was in her company
he could not doubt her; alone, he could not help wondering what this
Arabian Night might mean.  The utter fantasy of it all bewildered him,
but even if false he could not conceive her motive.  In the end he
usually came back to the conclusion that the apparently absurd was true,
and always that at all costs he would see it through to the end. 

Her attitude to him was that of a gay comrade.  There were no more
"gratitude" kisses--no hint of danger.  She had referred only once again
to his act of stopping the runaway horse and her wish to do something to
show her thankfulness.  This he had laughed at; now that the opportunity
had come he was loath to use it; but in a subsequent conversation she
had learned that he had written several plays, all unacted, perhaps even
unread.  One lay at that moment in the office of Ashford Billing, a
prominent manager; she knew him, and promised to spur him to read
Lionel's play himself.  Lionel thanked her, but did not build any castles
on so flimsy a foundation.  He had been knocking at managers' doors too
many years to have any illusions. 

So day followed day without anything to break the pleasant monotony. 
Lionel and Beatrice were rapidly cementing a friendship that was more
than a friendship to him.  Only the remembrance of Lukos kept him from
showing something more of his real feelings--the remembrance of Lukos
and the aloof friendliness of Beatrice herself.  There was but one fly in
the amber of that perfect week, and that was the attitude of Mizzi. 

Since the morning after his arrival Mizzi had waited on him with an air
of courteous disapproval.  She had been as polite as ever, as demure and
piquant as could be wished, but she had been less communicative, less
_sympathique_ with the stranger.  Even in the presence of her mistress
there was a suggestion of frigidity that was galling to a sensitive man. 
Lionel grudgingly admitted that perhaps he had been a little to blame,
but, illogically enough, he resented the atmosphere of respectful
condemnation.  More than once he had tried to dissipate the unhappy
misunderstanding, to restore things to a more friendly--but not too
friendly--footing.  In this he had not been successful.  To his cheerful
and carefully composed commonplaces Mizzi made the briefest of answers,
and on one occasion there had been a distinct toss of the head and an
unmistakable sniff. " Women are so unreasonable," he said to himself
complainingly, after a sustained effort that fell flat; then with a pang
of compunction, "Some women, I mean.  I do wish Mizzi would be
sensible.... It is very trying." 

Matters came to a head after he had been Miss Blair's guest for nearly a
week.  It was a Saturday, and his hostess went to the theater directly
after lunch to get ready for the matinee.  Lionel, provided with one of
her cards, was to follow her and see the play, for as yet he had not
watched her on the stage.  The experience proved delightful, for the play
was good and her acting excellent.  After it was over he went back to the
flat alone, for she meant to rest in her dressing-room until the evening
performance. 

Mizzi opened the door to Lionel, and when he asked her to bring tea she
said, "Immediately, m'sieur," in the most correct of tones.  Disapproval
still hung heavily about her, mixed, as it seemed, with something of
compassion.  Her attitude was almost that of a perfect mother to a
well-meaning but erring child. " Hang it!"  thought Lionel, as he waited
in the sitting-room, "she has no business to behave like this.  I have a
good mind ... a jolly good mind to..." He fell into a reverie and
gloomily whistled the opening bars of Chopin's _Marche Funebre_. 

Presently the maid brought in tea.  She set the tray on a little table,
placed a cake-stand within easy reach, paused to make sure she had
forgotten nothing, and then asked, "Is there anything more, m'sieur?" 

Lionel, who had come to a resolution while waiting, roused himself. 

"Yes," he said decisively, "there is.  Will you be kind enough Mizzi, to
tell me why you surround me with the wet-blanket of your wrath?  It is
very depressing to a sunny nature." 

Mizzi looked at him with a frank pity in her eyes. " It is because I am
sorry," she replied. 

"That is no explanation," said Lionel briskly, glad to perceive a thaw,
however slight. " Why are you sorry?" 

"Because you are a fool," observed Mizzi with a gentle pensiveness. 

Lionel started; he had not expected this.  To be called a fool by a
friend of one's own age and sex is an every-day matter that causes no
uneasiness.  To be called a fool by a withered graybeard need not leave a
sting, for there is the comfortable reflection that the graybeard may be
repeating a mere formula, and that he, too, enjoyed being a fool in his
day.  To be called a fool by a youthful enemy is only to be expected, and
the epithet betrays a palpable lack of judgment in the user, an epithet
that returns like a boomerang upon himself.  But to be called a fool by
a pretty woman is a distinct ordeal.  Lionel was shaken. 

He contrived to compass a laugh.  It was not an infectious cachinnation,
but still it was a laugh. " Will you tell me why I am a fool?"  he asked
in a moment. 

"Certainly," said Mizzi, still in the same gentle tone. " It is because
you are the slave of my mistress." 

"Excuse me," said Lionel politely, "but I have no wish to discuss her. 
You may go." 

At this the maid lost some of her admirable self-control. " Bah!"  she
cried, "you are the same as the rest!  Show a man a pretty face and a
pair of dazzling eyes, and he is blinded!  You think her perfect----"

"I know she is," he interrupted, "though why I should trouble to say so
to a servant----"

The thrust was cruel, but he felt she had deserved it. 

"A servant!"  she repeated, sparkling with anger. " A servant!  Yes, it is
true--but an honest true woman that knows not how to tell lies like her
mistress----"

"That is enough," said Lionel, taking her with a gentle firmness by the
arm. " My tea, I fear, must be getting cold." 

As soon as he touched her the virago subsided.  She made not the least
resistance as he led her to the door.  But as he was opening it she
looked up with appealing eyes. " Ah, monsieur!"  she whispered piteously;
but he was in no mood to be melted.  He shut the door upon her, and did
not see the rainbow of smiles that played over her face the moment she
was in safety. 

"She is jealous," mused Lionel, pouring out a cup of tea; "I did not
think she would have been so silly." 

He wagged his head sadly over the frailty of human nature, and then an
unpleasant thought struck him--the accusation of her mistress. " Lies"
had been the charge--an ugly word--and on the face of things somewhat
plausible.  Again he reviewed the arguments for the defense--the lack of
all apparent motive for deceit, his uselessness from a blackmailer's
standpoint, and the rest,--and the strength of them gave him fresh
courage.  The strongest argument of all, the remembrance of Beatrice
herself, almost clenched the matter. _ Almost_, for he was cautious, and
had some knowledge of the world.  Still, he was young and hopeful, and
the obvious jealousy of Mizzi was an additional reason for discounting
her assertions. " Lies or not," he concluded, "it is too amusing to let
slip.  Besides, she is such a dear...."

The object of his devoted suspicion returned soon after eleven that
night, a little tired, but full of kindliness and mirth. " Oh!"  she
cried, as she entered the room, "I hope you haven't waited supper for
me.  If so, you must be ravenous----"

"Of course I waited," said Lionel. " Shall I ring?" 

"But why hasn't Mizzi set supper?"  asked Beatrice, pausing in the act of
taking off her hat. 

"I don't know," said Lionel carelessly. " It is true we had a slight
difference, but surely----"

She caught up his words. " A difference!  with my maid!" 

Lionel cursed his stupidity in silence.  The unlucky words had slipped
from his mouth unheeding.  He stood dumb. 

"What was the difference about?"  asked Beatrice frigidly. " Did you try
to kiss her?" 

At this stroke of feminine intuition Lionel felt himself to be in deep
waters.  He was no lover of lies, and to this peerless creature a lie
would be doubly treacherous.  On the other hand, something was due to
Mizzi: not only had he tried to kiss her--the feat had been
successfully accomplished. 

"Do you think," he asked reproachfully, "that the moment your back was
turned I could transfer my worship to another?" 

"I think it quite possible," said the lady with a twinkle he did not
see. 

"Then, madam," returned Lionel in his best wounded manner, "let me tell
you what happened.  I rang for tea.  Your maid served it with a certain
coldness of manner.  I asked the reason, and she accused me of folly in
being devoted to you.  She even hinted that your words were not wholly to
be relied on.  I at once led her from the room." 

"Without a kiss?" 

"I held her at arm's length," said Lionel proudly. 

Beatrice said "H'm" in a meditative manner, and then, more briskly,
"Please ring the bell." 

Lionel obeyed, and waited in some distress.  Suppose Mizzi were to excuse
herself by relating the incident in which he had been a partner!  Would
he be cast into darkness on the instant?  What a Nemesis for how trivial
a misdemeanor!  He heard the bell ring again, as the impatient Beatrice
pressed the electric button, and sweat broke out upon his forehead.  A
crisis was imminent.  Still a third time the relentless tinkle sounded,
and he was without plan, excuse, or counterplot.  He woke from his
anguish to hear the lady speak. 

"She must have gone out, I suppose ... but we must make
sure ... perhaps ... will you come?" 

He followed her, grateful for the respite, and at a loss for the
meaning.  They went into the hall, and thence to the kitchen.  No one was
there.  In silence they knocked on the bedroom door, but received no
answer.  Beatrice opened the door and peered within.  She switched on the
electric light and they advanced.  In the center of the floor stood a
portmanteau, strapped and labeled.  Lionel lifted the label and read the
inscription aloud.  It was to a warehouse in Camden Town. 

"She has gone!"  said the lady in a whisper of tragedy. "_ She has gone!_" 

"And a good riddance, too!"  returned Lionel with a vast cheerfulness. 
"But she might at least have laid supper first." 

"You do not understand," said Beatrice tensely. " This is no ordinary
desertion.  It means, I fear, that she has joined my enemies." 

Lionel's good breeding was not proof against the suddenness of this.  He
sat down abruptly on a convenient chair and laughed. 

"No, no!"  he cried. " That will not do, madam.  That is--forgive me--too
crude, unworthy of your talents.  Reflect!  Your servant runs off in a
petulant fit, and lo!  you exclaim that she has been suborned by the
Ottoman Empire!  That is sheer melodrama." 

Beatrice gave a smile that was grave and reproachful. 

"You forget," she said gently, "that I am an actress." 

The sweetness of the reproof, the ironical self-criticism, convinced him
of her sincerity more than any rhetoric could have done. " I beg your
pardon," he said humbly, taking her hand; "tell me more." 

"She has deserted me," said Beatrice quietly. " With her I made my one
great mistake--natural, but irreparable.  I thought her true, and one
day, when I was in need of a woman's sympathy and help, I told her
all ... all, even to the hiding-place of the treaty.  It is too late
for regrets or fears.  Now we must act." 




CHAPTER VI

THE HISTORY OF HENRY BROWN


Mr. Henry Brown was a man of forty, an age that is supposed to be the
prime of life, though most of us would prefer to be ten years younger. 
At forty one has shed most illusions, but at least there is the
consolation of having arrived at a workable philosophy.  For some of us
this philosophy may mean simple acquiescence; for others an attitude of
pleased contemplation, like a yokel smoking his pipe, leaning on the
gate of a summer evening.  Those of us who are married and without the
philosophy of our own are fortunate in having one--if not
several--provided by a wife.  And her philosophy, grounded on practical
common sense rather than a study of the metaphysicians, is of much more
value to the world than abstract thought.  She is, in short, better
adapted for keeping us up to the mark. 

Henry Brown was unlucky enough to be a bachelor.  This was through no
fault of his own, for as a young man he had dreamed his dreams of a snug
little home, a cheerful wife, and chubby children, who were always to
remain at an age not exceeding nine.  His dreams, with their usual
perversity, had not been realized, though on more than one occasion he
had made efforts to find his ideal.  There had been, for instance, the
daughter of a chimney-sweep, a virtuous and charming creature.  There had
been a policeman's niece, whose boast it was that she could "slip the
bracelets"--her own expression--on a refractory subject as quickly as a
professional thief-taker.  There had been the relict of a fish-and-chips
salesman, and quite a number of others, equally alluring and
disappointing.  In his early youth he had dallied with them all, but he
had never got beyond the dallying stage. 

The reason had been always the same.  It was not that he had failed to
find the ideal: not at all!  The quarry of the moment had always seemed
the most peerless of her sex--with a mental reservation giving the
policeman's niece the pride of place.  It was simply because he could not
afford to marry.  Girls would "walk out" with him with pleasure.  They
would give him every encouragement until ... until the fatal truth
became known.  It was not that his immediate supply of cash was pitiable:
it was because he had no "prospects."  He had no trade, being merely the
driver of a cab.  Now it is possible for a cab-driver to marry and bring
up a family, but it was a perverse fate that all the girls to whom he
paid attention looked somewhat higher in life.  And Henry Brown was
unable to satisfy their aspirations.  He was deep in the groove of
cab-driving by the time he was twenty-three, and could conceive no other
calling at which he might succeed. 

Of course he might have tried to win a wife with less social ambition,
but he made only one effort in this direction.  At twenty-five he
fluttered after a lady who seemed a promising helpmeet.  She was a
milliner's assistant, and swore to wait till Henry Brown had saved
enough to start a home.  She waited six weeks, and then, in a fit of
romance or madness, married a scavenger. 

This, in a commercial sense, had been the making of Henry Brown.  Soured
by his experiences, he had resolved to hold aloof from Woman and devote
himself to Thrift.  Some men might have taken to drink; but a strain of
Scottish or Jewish blood, coupled with a human desire to show the world
he could do something, compelled Mr. Brown to save.  For something like
thirteen years he lived carefully and put money by.  Then came a chance
legacy of five hundred pounds.  With this and his savings he determined
to hazard all, cease to be a wage-slave, and start in business as a
cab-proprietor on his own account. 

He had the luck to start just as taxicabs came in, so he had no old
stock left on his hands.  He bought two taxis at first and learned the
business thoroughly, driving one himself for three months to save money
and get experience.  Gradually he extended his operations, and by the end
of four years he had twenty taxicabs under his command.  He still lived
carefully, though in comfort, and when he arrived at his fortieth year
he rubbed his hands. " Well," he said to himself one day, "I've done it. 
I might begin to think about choosing a wife now."  It was significant
that he said "choose": in his youth he would have said "seek" or
possibly "sue for." 

Mr. Brown went about the business with a methodical earnestness, buying
in the first instance a new lounge suit and an appropriate tie.  He also
discarded pipes as being vulgar, and took to threepenny cigars instead. 
Thus habited, if the expression may be allowed, he would take his walks
abroad after office hours or on a Sunday afternoon, wondering where and
how he should meet his future wife. 

Business, which naturally had tended to harden him, had left,
nevertheless, a good deal of shyness untouched.  His uneventful bachelor
life, too, had done nothing to eradicate this; and it is a painful fact
that he had spoken almost to no woman, save his housekeeper or
customers, for a dozen years.  This may read oddly, but it is not so odd
as it looks.  A man with little money, his way to make, and a sense of
disappointment, is not anxious at first to extend his circle of friends. 
When he has made some progress, then it will be time enough, or so he
thinks.  But it is not always time enough, as Henry Brown found to his
cost.  His few friends were bachelors like himself, and when he began
seriously to think of marrying he was puzzled how to set about it.  He
despised the idea of using a matrimonial agency, and he felt himself too
old and respectable to pick up chance acquaintances in the street.  But
Cupid, who disdains no servitor, however aged, gave him his chance at
last, and a better chance than he had any right to expect. 

An attractive young woman, apparently foreign but speaking good English,
called one day to order a taxi.  Mr. Brown, who booked the order himself,
was distinctly struck by her appearance.  He was not so absurd as to fall
in love at first sight--an unusual proceeding, _pace_ the
penny-a-liners,--for the cautious routine of years is a fetter not
lightly to be broken.  But being, so to speak, on the alert for a
possible mate, he now took more than a business interest in his
customers.  He noticed, therefore, that this young woman was certainly
pretty, neat and decided, and he put her down as a lady's maid in a
"superior" house.  He made no advances on this, their first meeting, but
he could not help wishing that she would come again soon. " She has a Way
with her," mused the cab-proprietor after she had gone, "and I must say
I like her; and her dress was nice, though plain.  Well, a plain dress
doesn't run a husband into debt."  He was painfully ignorant. 

She came again a fortnight later on a similar errand, and this time Mr.
Brown dared to unbend from his official attitude and remark that it was
fine weather.  The young woman agreed with a charming smile, and Mr.
Brown caught himself thinking quite seriously about her more than once
during the day.  He wondered if he might ask her the next time she came
to go for a walk one day.  Would it be proper--the Thing?  Would she be
pleased to look on him as a mature Don Juan, laying snares for her
pretty feet?  Would it be "rushing it" too much, and would she build
extravagant hopes thereon?  For Henry Brown was careful and, remembering
his early love, did not intend to commit himself until he knew a little
more about her.  He was most certainly not in love, but he was thinking
about it.  And when a man of his age and in his position thinks about it,
any nice presentable girl who comes his way may safely speculate on a
formal proposal, provided sufficient opportunities offer themselves
or ... are offered.  This may not be romance according to the rules of
fiction, but it is life. 

However, for three weeks there were no opportunities, and the pretty
damsel did not bring her sunshine into the cab-office.  This did not
plunge Mr. Brown into the depths of despair or anything so foolish.  He
went about his business as usual, a little distrait it may be, hoping
occasionally that he would meet her again, and in idle moments revolving
schemes to achieve this end.  The difficulty was that he did not know
where she lived, for on both occasions the taxi had been ordered to be
at a hotel, and had driven once to another hotel and once to a theater. 
(He had casually questioned his drivers on the subject.)  Hence he had
nothing to go on, and had to wait on the chances of fortune. 

But a third meeting came at last, for he had the luck to meet her in a
tea-shop.  She happened to sit down at the same table, and with a
desperate diffidence Mr. Brown recalled himself to her.  The young woman
was very obliging and perfectly at her ease.  Oh, but yes!  She remembered
him perfectly--his cabs were so much nicer than other people's--and
after a becoming hesitation she allowed him to pay for an ice. 

From that time he was in the toils.  In the course of their conversation
he ventured to ask where she lived.  She did not take any notice of the
question, and he was too shy to press her.  But on parting, a casual
whisper thrilled his receptive ear: "I always promenade on a Sunday.  If
you really wish, I shall meet you at the steps of the National Gallery
at half past two.  You are discreet, _nicht wahr_?"  Mr. Brown, who
translated the concluding phrase as a term of endearment or at least
friendliness, began to feel that life was well worth living.  He met her
on Sunday, and they had a decorous but wholly satisfying promenade in
the park.  Tea followed, and he escorted her part of the way home.  From
that date the Sunday walk became an institution, and even an occasional
visit to the theater of an evening was allowed. 

It would be tedious to follow the affair in detail.  Suffice it to say
that at the end of three months Henry Brown found himself sincerely in
love.  He had not made a formal offer as yet, fearing that the lady's
heart was not sufficiently _intrigue_.  He was immensely satisfied with
the change in his life and new comradeship, which he hoped would develop
into something warmer.  But, afraid of being too precipitate, he
contented himself with making her presents of flowers, chocolates, or an
occasional piece of jewelry of the Mizpah type.  He trusted that his
personality, generous handling of the case, and time ("Giving her rope
enough to hang herself" was his well-meant but unfortunate metaphor)
would dispose her to favor his suit.  The lady appeared perfectly content
with the situation; she accepted his gifts with careless thanks and a
charming smile, enjoyed the promenades, but was sedulous to keep him
away from a definite statement or even a plain-spoken hint of his
feelings.  Was she a designing creature who wished to get as much as she
could from him before saying "No"?  Or did a nobler emotion possess her? 
Was she judiciously probing his character and sounding the depths of her
own feelings? 

However this may have been, there is no doubt that both were content
with the present.  And on a night in June, some three weeks before the
events of the last chapter, Henry Brown might have been seen seated
opposite his friend in a cheap Soho restaurant.  They had just finished
supper, and both were smoking.  To be honest, Mr. Brown did not
altogether approve of the cigarette, but he had never dared to object. 
"Besides," he thought tolerantly, "these foreigners.... But what I
wonder is, when they marry do they take to a pipe?  If so, good lord!..." 
His distress vanished as he looked again upon her: she was too pretty to
disapprove of. " A bit of Orl right," he reflected; "if only I dared ask
her and she said 'Yes.'" 

The time for separation came at last, and Mr. Brown sighed as he helped
her put on her coat.  On the steps of the restaurant they paused, for it
was raining. " You must have a cab," he said decisively; and then,
hesitating, "I wish you would let me see you home for once." 

She glanced up. 

"For this once, just a little way." 

Her partial acquiescence surprised him, for hitherto he had never been
permitted to escort her home in a cab.  As a hansom drove up in answer to
the whistle, he wondered if it might be taken as a sign.  With bounding
pulses he thought, "Shall I risk it and ask her?"  And then, with a
return of sanity, "No; better wait and not spoil it."  He handed her in
carefully, stepped in beside her, and asked what address he should give. 
"Oh, Trafalgar Square," she replied carelessly, "and then St. Paul's if
necessary." 

He obeyed, wondering what she could mean. 

The cab had scarcely started before she turned to him and said demurely,
"You must think this strange--immodest, almost.  But I have a reason. 
First of all, I wish to thank you for your many kindnesses." 

She paused, and he was understood to murmur, "Not at all.  An honor."  She
continued:

"But there is a question I must ask, and I beg a truthful answer.  Why
have you so befriended a poor and humble girl like myself?" 

At this question Henry Brown performed a _volte-face_.  A moment before
he had resolved to wait.  But being in love, encouraged by an excellent
supper and some Chianti, and fired by the graciousness of his divinity,
he threw caution to the winds.  Though in the privacy of his office he
had more than once rehearsed the scene and prepared effective orations,
beginning "Miss," "Honored Ma'amselle," and "My dear Miss," he merely
said, "Well, it's this way, you see: I love you." 

The age of "This is so sudden" has passed away; hence it was not
unconventional for the girl to affect no surprise at the announcement. 
She was conventional enough to turn her head for a moment and appear to
be thinking deeply.  She also obeyed the rules by observing presently,
"But that is foolish."  Mr. Brown, his devotion crystallizing into a
sensible effort to win her, forgot his shyness and enlarged on the
pleasing theme. 

"I beg to differ," he said steadily, though his heart was beating fast
and the roof of his mouth was curiously parched. " I don't consider it
foolish at all.  I have loved you for a goodish time, and I want you to
be my wife.  I am not a boy, miss, as you know.  I'm a serious man of
forty, for it's no use trying to hide my age or my seriousness.  I have
enough to keep us both in comfort, and--and I really love you very
much." 

She was looking at him with an expression that was kind and not at all
embarrassed. 

"Listen!"  she said, more steadily than he. " I thank you very much.  I
guessed that you liked me, but--but I am not quite sure of you." 

"Of me!"  he repeated in amazement. " Why, I--I swear that I love you. 
What are you not sure of?  My income? ( Excuse me for mentioning it,
miss.)  You can look at my books if you like.  My character?  Any of the
neighbors would speak for me----"

She waved her hand impatiently. 

"It is not that.  Only I am not sure that you love Romance." 

He started. 

"Romance!  I dunno ..." he said blankly. " What are the symptoms?  I know I
love you right enough, but Romance...."

"Exactly.  I do not know.  I like you--oh!  very much indeed.  Sometimes I
think I love you, but then a doubt creeps in.  Suppose, I say, he has not
a soul!" 

"Oh, come!"  remonstrated the other. " You ought to know better than that. 
Why, that's pretty near atheism!  I go to church----"

"It is not that kind of soul," she explained. " I mean, a sense of
adventure--of excitement--in a word, romance!  To marry a man without
romance would be insupportable; life would be too dull.  If only I could
be sure that you had romance, I might...."

"Try me," said the practical Henry. " I must say, miss, I don't exactly
see what you mean.  But I'd do anything to please you.  Tell me how to set
about this romance idea and I'll do my best." 

"You mean that?"  she asked, her eyes sparkling. 

"Yes," he replied stoutly. " Anything in reason." 

"Or unreason?  The true romance knows no reason." 

Mr. Brown, against his better judgment, but compelled by her
attractions, said, "It's a bet!" 

After this momentous decision there was a silence.  The lady sank back in
her seat and began to meditate with a pleased smile.  Henry Brown, a
whirl of conflicting emotions, looked gaily out into the street.  It was
depressing to the view, wet, dirty and forbidding; but to him it was the
antechamber of Paradise.  At last he was by way of realizing his ideal:
his frequent failures and persistent struggles were presently to be
crowned with fulfilment.  In a burst of noble emotion he resolved to give
the cabman a sovereign.  He turned his head once more to look at his
charmer and caught sight of a little white hand lying carelessly on the
seat.  It suggested a happy idea; and with a respectful tenderness he
lifted it and pressed it warmly. 

"Oh!  you must not!" 

"Beg pardon!"  he said, though he was sensible enough not to drop the
hand; "it was this romance idea that put it into my head.  I hope you
don't mind." 

"But we are not promised!" 

"On Trust, eh?"  he said cheerfully. " Well, I suppose I must wait till I
can say Paid For.  You've been thinking of some scheme to try me, haven't
you?" 

"The scheme is ready," she replied gravely. " I was wondering whether you
are strong enough to obey.  It may mean danger...."

"Fourteen stone and in fair training," he said complacently. 

"Ridicule...."

"I shan't be laughed at more than once." 

"Perhaps ... prison." 

"Crumbs!"  observed Henry Brown, stiffening. " My dear--beg pardon--miss,
I mean.  You're not one of them anarchists?" 

"No.  I have done nothing wrong.  Only, events might put you in a false
position.  You might be accused and be obliged to be silent.  Would you
flinch from prison in a good cause?" 

For a disgraceful moment Henry Brown wished to say, "The cause be
blowed," but happily his eyes met hers.  Innocence, reinforced by pretty
features, has an easy prey in besotted experience.  She lowered her
lashes in virginal confusion and appeal. " I'll do it!"  said Henry Brown,
setting his teeth. " That is, if you're on the square." 

She clapped her hands. 

"Oh, thank you!  thank you!  I promise that I am on the square.  Really, I
am a victim.... What I want you to do is to become, for a short time, a
kind of detective." 

"A detective!" 

"An amateur.  If you can leave the guidance of your business to another
for a time." 

Her hand touched his again, possibly by accident. 

"N--yes," he said, determined. " Yes, I mean--yes." 

"I shall tell you the story another time.  For the present I shall say
that it has to do with some papers.  I may ask you to follow and watch a
man.  I may ask you to get back for me the documents.  I may--I do not
know.  It may even be necessary for you to leave London for a brief
space.  For the present we can do nothing, but will you hold yourself in
readiness to act at a word--a sign--a telegram from me?" 

Things were developing more rapidly than Henry Brown liked, but he was a
man of his word and--she was a delightful creature. 

"I will." 

"Thank you," she breathed, and this time plainly pressed his hand.  He
seized it and returned the pressure, feeling like a knight of the middle
ages. ( Or a middle-aged knight?) " And you are content to do this without
reasons--explanations?" 

"If you'll give me one excuse," he said craftily. 

"_Bitte?_" 

"I don't know what they call it in your language," said Henry, and
hesitated.  A shred of bashfulness still hung about him, but he was
growing up fast--expanding like a flower beneath the sun. " May I
explain?"  he asked courageously. 

"But certainly!" 

So Henry kissed her. 

"For that excuse," he whispered with a new-found eloquence, "I'd do more
than you ask." 

She laughed and imprinted a feather upon his cheek. 

"So you have a soul after all!"  she said happily. " I congratulate you
and ... myself." 

The last word was inaudible; indeed it was not meant for the new
henchman of Romance. 




CHAPTER VII

MR.  HEDDERWICK'S FIRST ADVENTURE


"Alicia, my dear," said Robert Hedderwick to his wife, as he was smoking
after dinner, "shall we talk about our annual holiday?" 

His wife, a determined lady of forty-five--six years younger than
he,--put down her knitting. 

"By all means, Robert, if you wish.  But I do not know what there is to
discuss.  It is not yet July and we never go away till August, so there
is plenty of time." 

"But why should we not go away in July this year?"  he suggested,
somewhat diffidently. 

"Why should we?" 

"Well ... it would be a change...."

"A most undesirable and unnecessary change," said his wife decisively,
picking up her knitting again. " August is the hottest month, and August
in London would be unbearable.  Besides, change for the mere sake of
change is childish.  You might as well suggest our going somewhere else
than Cromer." 

"Well ... er ..." said Mr. Hedderwick nervously, "why shouldn't we? 
Cromer is a charming place--charming; but we have been there twelve
years running.  Don't you think----"

"Cromer suits my health.  And yours," Alicia added after a moment's
thought. " And mother would be disappointed if we didn't go.  You don't
seem to have thought of that." 

Her husband opened his mouth to say "I have, my dear," but changed the
words to "Oh ... ah ... yes ... of course."  Then he got up, walked to
the window in rather an aimless fashion, and stared out.  Presently he
began to whistle. 

"Please do not whistle, Robert," said Alicia reprovingly. " You know I
can not endure it." 

"I beg your pardon," said Robert submissively. " I forgot." 

"You want something to do," observed his wife, as one who gives an
order. " You've done nothing but smoke since dinner.  Why don't you go and
dig in the garden?" 

"I--I don't feel like gardening." 

"Or read.  Where is your book that----"

"I--I don't feel like reading." 

"The truth is, you don't know what you _do_ want," said Alicia firmly. 
"You men are just like children when you haven't got a definite task. 
Until you retired from the business you were always perfectly happy.  Now
that your days are free you don't know what to do with yourself.  Here! 
come and hold my wool for me!" 

She laid her knitting down on the table and picked up a skein of white
wool that lay near.  Her husband, with a resigned expression, mutely held
up his hands.  The wool was placed over them, and then, after strict
injunctions not to stir, or get tangled, or drop an end, or breathe too
audibly, Mrs. Hedderwick began to wind it into a ball. 

As the uncongenial task went on, Robert reflected disconsolately that
his bid for freedom had not met with much success.  He had had hopes that
this year at least Alicia would have consented to go to some other place
for their holiday.  He was tired of Cromer and wanted a change.  Also, he
was not enthusiastic for another holiday spent under the wing of
Alicia's mother, Mrs. Ainsley.  She was too like her--he checked the
heretical thought and substituted "too determined"--to make him anxious
to renew her acquaintance more often than he was obliged. " Obliged...."
The word buzzed unpleasantly in the brain.  His prophetic instinct told
him that he would be obliged to yield to Alicia's wishes.  If he ventured
to suggest once more that Eastbourne or Brighton might be preferable to
Cromer, he knew too well what would happen.  Alicia would say firmly,
"No, Robert; you know We settled on Cromer, and it would be silly to
change Our minds now."  Supposing he dared greatly and put his foot
down; supposing he said, "I will _not_ go there: I will go to Brighton!" 
what would happen?  He knew perfectly well that he would never have the
courage to be so rebellious as all that; but he kept playing with the
notion as one plays with temptation in daily life.  If only he dared!  He
might say, "I will _not_, Alicia!"  and then bolt from the house.  It
would be rather fun, an adventure, to run away ... all by himself. _ By
himself!_  what a holiday that would be!  He laughed aloud at the thought. 

"I see nothing amusing in the wool being tangled," said Alicia's voice
reprovingly, and he jumped in alarm. 

"I was not laughing at that, my dear," he said appeasingly. " I was
thinking of something else." 

Alicia sniffed, but maintained a fortunate silence.  When she finished
she said, "I am going out to take the sewing meeting for an hour or so. 
Will you be in?" 

"Yes, my dear," said Robert cheerfully, and a few minutes later he heard
the front door close. 

Left to himself, he walked to the window and resumed his idle staring. 
Remembering that now he was a free agent he began to whistle again, a
trifle mournfully, for he was meditating on life.  This, for the average
man, as a rule, begets melancholy--particularly if it is his own life he
reflects on. 

Robert Hedderwick had been chief cashier in a big store for more than
fifteen years.  He had earned two hundred and fifty pounds a year (with
an occasional bonus) for some time, and on the whole he had enjoyed his
work.  At least it had always been interesting, and had given him that
most necessary of all things--regular and definite occupation.  And
though at times he used to wish he was a partner or had more prospects,
still he had been contented.  Then at the age of fifty an uncle had died
and left him a handsome competence.  Alicia at once had made him forswear
the office and set up as a gentleman of leisure.  Not that he had been
unwilling to obey.  At first he had welcomed the relief from thraldom.  It
was a luxury to be able to lie in bed a little longer, if he wished,
without feeling "I must get up _now_, or I shall miss the eight-fifty." 
It was a luxury to sit at ease in his strip of garden on a fine morning
and read the newspaper.  It was not unpleasant to think that his former
colleagues were saying, "Lucky chap, Hedderwick!"  what time they were
under the eyes of their master. 

But these and similar luxuries palled after a time, and he began to
grow, not exactly discontented, but restless and vaguely unhappy.  He had
no hobbies, save reading, and none but the ardent student wishes to read
throughout the day.  He felt himself a little old to begin photography,
stamp-collecting or wood-carving; still, recognizing the need of some
occupation, he tried to do a little gardening.  The strip of land at the
back of the house was small, being some thirty yards long by twenty
broad.  Two-thirds of this was grass, which he mowed conscientiously once
a week: the rest was given up to flowers.  As Robert knew nothing of
flowers, he employed a man to do what was necessary in the way of
digging and planting.  When the serious business of horticulture was
finished he would employ himself in cutting off dying blossoms,
uprooting weeds and watering.  But the sum total of his labor in the
little plot did not amount to more than four or five hours a week. 

His wife was an active--too active for the vicar's wife--supporter of
Saint Frideswide's Church, and when her husband became one of the
leisured classes she did her utmost to spur him to a like interest.  He
obeyed passively, became a sidesman, and in due course vicar's warden. 
He was not, to use the vicar's words, "a keen churchman," being on the
whole an optimistic pragmatist rather than a devotee of dogma.  But he
was a good man, cheerful, kindly, with some harmless vanities.  He liked,
for example, to take the alms-bag round and lead the procession of
collectors.  He would complain of the trouble entailed by the
organization of the annual treat or the parish tea, but secretly he
appreciated the occupation and the importance thereof.  These things
helped to fill a portion of a vacant existence, but they were not
enough.  He felt that he was rusting. 

This evening "melancholy marked him for her own."  It had been a day more
vacant of incident than usual, and he was almost bad-tempered.  The
thought of the recent defeat by Alicia rankled, and he turned over in
his mind schemes by which he could outwit her and procure a holiday in
Brighton. " It's all very well," he grumbled to himself, "but I don't see
why I should continually knuckle under.  I've been too easy-going.  It's
time things were put on a different footing.  I wonder if ..."

He was still wondering when Alicia returned, and the solution of his
difficulties was not yet.  Alicia, who was in an aggressive good-humor,
commented on his dulness.  Robert replied in a tone that she
characterized as "snappy"; she also made the inevitable suggestion that
he had eaten something that disagreed with him. 

"_Good lord!_"  said Robert, goaded at last beyond caution and fear. " Who
wouldn't be snappy, doing nothing half the day, and the other half doing
what he doesn't like?  Nothing ever happens here--it's like being a fly
buzzing in a tumbler.  He can't get out, though he can see all sorts of
interesting things through the glass." 

"You ought to be thankful for your many mercies," said his wife coldly:
she knew the treatment for the case. " Instead of grumbling like a child,
you had better go to bed.  That is, if you have finished supper." 

At that moment Mr. Hedderwick had one of the strongest temptations of a
blameless life.  He yearned for the courage to say, "Oh, damn the
supper!"  but broke into a perspiration at the mere thought.  Instead, he
had the grace to be astonished at his mood and weakly answered, "I think
I shall, my dear."  As he opened the door his helpmeet suggested he
should not forget at his private devotions to ask for a contented
spirit.  Rebellion returned, and he banged the door. 

He soon forgot his troubles in sleep; in fact, he did not even hear his
wife come to bed.  He slept dreamlessly, despite the suggestion that he
had committed an error in diet, until a quarter past one.  Then he awoke
quite suddenly, with a dim idea that something was happening.  He sat
up in bed, rubbed his eyes, and listened: no, there seemed to be
nothing ... everything was still: only the regular breathing of his wife,
fast asleep, was to be heard. " I must have been dreaming," he thought,
preparing to lie down again.  And then he heard a subdued, but distinct,
noise down-stairs. 

Robert experienced a chill that crept, via the spine and nape, to his
brain.  The short hairs on the back of his head felt as if they had begun
to bristle.  A ghostly cowardice flooded his being, penetrating to the
uttermost recesses. " Good lord!"  he thought, "it must be a burglar!"  His
first instinct was to lie down and draw the clothes over his head; his
second, to jab his wife sharply in the ribs: company in the imminent
peril was his prime necessity.  Both these base impulses he controlled. 
Though elderly, he felt himself still a man; and despite the fact that
he had no audience, no public opinion to make heroism easy, he realized
that his part must be played alone at all costs. 

As he came to this resolve his natural apprehension subsided: he felt
calmer, more collected.  Sitting up in bed, he listened with strained
ears.  For a moment there was silence; then came the quiet but distinct
opening of a door below.  His misgivings had a solid foundation; and with
a dismal determination Robert cautiously got out of bed. 

Why he did not wake his wife he hardly knew.  Perhaps it was chivalry,
perhaps a subconscious sense that she might spoil the fun.  Yes, that was
the odd phrase that formed in his mind once the temporary panic was
subdued.  With a wry smile--remembering his previous complaints of a
vacant life and his thirst for adventures--Robert tiptoed cautiously to
the dressing-table.  Here he made a swift and partial toilet.  He slipped
on a pair of trousers, a coat and some boots--for in the midst of his
apprehensions he had a foolish idea that the burglar might tread on his
toes.  Then without noise he opened the top right-hand corner drawer,
where he kept his collars and handkerchiefs, and took out a small
revolver.  As he handled the stock he felt his new manhood glowing like
champagne in every artery.  Life!  He had begun to live. 

How did it happen that a harmless churchwarden and retired cashier
possessed so lethal a weapon?  Simply, it was due to a mixture of
precaution and romanticism.  He had always thought a burglar _might_
come, and deep in his composition lay a vein of adventure.  It was fine
to have a pistol--a loaded pistol--even though never used.  It gave a
sense of power and desperation.  He sometimes fondled it and dreamed of
defending himself against a marauder or a mob.  But such demonstrations
took place only when his wife was out. 

Robert took the pistol in an unshaking hand and conveyed himself quietly
from the room.  He was not in the least frightened now; indeed he was
beginning to enjoy this new sense of being master of the situation. 
Quietly he crept down-stairs, as close to the wall as possible to
prevent creaking.  At the foot of the stairs he stood still and
listened.... There was no sound.  But from the keyhole of the
drawing-room came a little pencil of light.  Behind the door was--what? 
Robert cocked the pistol, opened the door, and with a little gasp of
triumph said, "Hands up!" 




CHAPTER VIII

A TALE AND ITS CONSEQUENCES


There were two people in the room as Mr. Hedderwick opened the door, a
man and a lady.  The latter, he noted with amazement, was in evening
dress, a light cloak being thrown over it; the former wore the ordinary
morning dress of a man about town, neat, though a little shiny, and on
his head was a top hat.  At Robert's command he turned with a violent
start: the lady started, too, but in a moment recovered her composure
and laughed. " Good morning," she said cheerfully: "I can't say this is
an unexpected pleasure, for that would be only a half-truth.  And now,
what are you going to do?" 

Robert, considerably taken aback at the character of his prisoners and
his own reception, paused a moment before replying.  He was breathing a
little noisily from pure excitement, but still he was careful to keep
the pistol at a threatening angle. 

"Well," he said slowly, "in the first place I warn you that I shall
shoot if you move----"

"Of course," she agreed brightly, "that would be the most sensible thing
to do.  But we have no intention of being so foolish.  It seems that you
hold the whip-hand, so--shall we sit down and discuss the situation?" 

"By all means," said Robert, gaping. " You will find that armchair the
most comfortable." 

She seated herself, and her companion was about to follow suit.  But he
checked himself, picked up a gaily-colored rug from the sofa, and with a
smile said, "There is no need for even a jailer to catch cold."  He threw
it lightly across to Robert, who caught it with a blush.  He wished
foolishly he had put on a collar.  Then the man sat down and looked at
the lady as if waiting for instructions.  Robert followed his example,
taking care to interpose the table between them in case of a surprise. 

"And now," said the lady again, "what are you going to do?  Send for a
policeman?" 

It was the obvious course, but Robert on a sudden felt that it would be
impossible.  When he had valiantly left his bed, seized his weapon and
prepared to capture a burglar or two, he had in mind merely the vision
of an ordinary hooligan.  The reality upset him.  He needed time to adjust
his ideas. 

"I suppose I must," he said apologetically. " I am exceedingly sorry, but
really, you know----"

"Oh, we quite understand," returned Beatrice (for of course it was she
and Lionel) with a frank camaraderie. " It must be a painful position for
you as well as for us.  But perhaps, before deciding, you would like to
hear the reason of our visit?" 

His eyes brightened; he grasped an idea. 

"Excellent!"  he said. " I have the satisfaction of having frustrated your
design, and honestly I am not in love with the notion of giving you in
charge.  Besides ..." he hesitated as if ashamed, but decided on candor,
"my life is a trifle dull, and if you can tell me a really interesting
tale, well ..."

"Sir, you are a sportsman," observed Lionel; and Beatrice added
persuasively, "A perfect dear!" 

"Flattery is useless," he replied. " I don't want that.  Tell me a good
tale, and perhaps ..."

"I will tell you all," said Beatrice. " If we were captured I had meant
to keep silence; but your generous offer compels a change of plan.  You
shall have a frank truthful----"

"I do not insist on truth," said Robert, stroking his nose, "but it must
be interesting."  He stopped, aghast at his own depravity.  Then he
laughed gently. " Morality is hard to achieve at this hour.  But come!  A
good tale!" 

Lionel smiled.  He had faith in Beatrice as a story-teller, even if he
was a little doubtful of her other qualities.  He settled himself on the
sofa, prepared not only to hear but criticize.  As for Mr. Hedderwick, he
was so eager that he laid down the revolver on the table and leaned
forward on his elbows.  To all appearance he might have been a boy
listening to a true yarn of pirates and savages. 

Beatrice, without effort or hesitation, began to speak.  A second
Scheherezade, she was fighting for her husband and her own freedom, and
everything conspired to lend her aid.  She had a thrilling story to tell
at first hand; she had the dramatic instinct and an appreciative
audience.  Not only Mr. Hedderwick but Lionel, too, listened with rapt
attention.  The tale lived, as told by her, bearing the stamp of truth
and humor in every syllable her lips uttered.  And Lionel, keeping guard
over himself with a loving suspicion, noticed that in no particulars did
she depart from the original version.  He cursed himself that any shred
of doubt could still cling about him.  Did any cling?  Surely not, and
yet.... Pish!  it was not merely disloyal--it was ludicrous: the two
stories were identical.  Had the first been lies she must now have
betrayed herself. 

Not that she told her story in such detail as she had to Lionel: there
was not time for that.  The _precis_ of her life and adventures lasted no
more than half an hour: all that mattered was there, but the smaller
details were absent.  A touch here, and the kidnaping was painted in a
dozen words; a line there, and she had swept them to Constantinople: a
paragraph depicted Lukos with a master hand--a few vivid sentences
described the flight.  Then came the stage, her meeting with Lionel (five
pages to the rescue, the taxi deleted altogether, and three lines to the
dressing-room), and lastly, the treachery of Mizzi.  She brought her
story down to the moment of their capture, not forgetting to tell how
they had effected their entrance by means of skeleton keys. " And that is
all," she said at last, drawing a breath of relief. 

"Not quite all," said Mr. Hedderwick with rounded eyes. " Lord!  what a
tale!  what a life!  Compared with this ..."--his eyes wandered
discontentedly round the room, and he did not finish the sentence. " But
go on--go on!  Tell me why you hid the papers here." 

"Partly by chance, partly design.  I meant to hide them in a stranger's
house, thinking they would be safest there.  One evening as I walked
this way I saw a machine in front of your door.  It was a vacuum cleaner! 
That decided me.  It meant that after they had finished there was no
likelihood of your carpets being lifted for some time." 

"My carpets!"  gasped Robert. " What the----"

"Oh, do _wait_!"  said Beatrice pettishly; and he collapsed, as was only
fitting. " I came next day and the cleaner had gone.  During the morning I
made discreet inquiries as to your habits and mode of life.  In the
evening I hired a cab, drove to Kensington to put any possible trackers
off the scent, changed into another cab and drove back here.  At
seven-thirty I called.  You were out, and your wife said you would not be
back for at least half an hour.  I asked if I might wait, as my business
was important.  She hesitated, but consented, my sables being a guarantee
that I had not come with any designs on your plate. 

"However, to my disgust she insisted on remaining in the room and
discussing trivialities.  Of course, as long as she remained I was
helpless, and my well-meant hints were disregarded.  I was in despair;
but presently the cook burst in with a woeful tale of a scorched
petticoat, and the situation was saved.  Your wife darted out to survey
the damage, and the next moment my precious papers were hidden beneath
the carpet. 

"Mrs. Hedderwick returned within a very few minutes, full of apologies
and (I fear) regrets that she had left the room.  I did not prolong my
visit.  On the plea that I could not wait further, and promising to call
again, I managed to escape.  If you wish for proof, look under the carpet
beneath your chair." 

Mr. Hedderwick sprang up like an eager schoolboy.  He seized the poker,
inserted it under the carpet, and with a crackling wrench prized up a
yard or two.  With trembling fingers he tore it back still farther, and
then his face fell.  He stood up, a disappointed man. " There is nothing
here," he said accusingly. " This is an anticlimax to a capital tale." 

Lionel did not move, but his face darkened.  During the recital he had
felt a warm glow of faith pervade his whole being, a glow that was not
diminished by the contemplation of Beatrice.  By the time she had
finished he was a devout adherent, and now the shock of disillusion
swung him back once more to the certainty of doubt.  He did not speak,
but his eyes sought hers in a question he could not put into words.  The
lady alone seemed unembarrassed.  She gave a regretful sigh. 

"There is no anticlimax," she said. " Rather it is the thickening of the
plot.  Of course they have been taken by Mizzi.  Has she been there
recently--yesterday?" 

"Not that I know of," he returned blankly. " It's possible, I suppose ...
anyhow, it's not a bad idea for ... for a story, but...."

"I see you disbelieve still," said Beatrice with a calm disdain. " I had
no idea men could be so stupid.  I suppose there is nothing for it but to
wake Mrs. Hedderwick and ask her." 

The churchwarden sat down suddenly, as if his knees had given way. " Wake
Mrs. Hedderwick!"  he repeated in a ghastly voice: "wake my wife!  Oh, no! 
It is impossible--quite out of the question!" 

"Not at all.  She will know whether any one has called here, and in
justice to my veracity you must ask her.  I insist!  Remember our freedom
is at stake." 

Mr. Hedderwick rose, pale but determined. 

"I beg your pardon," he said politely. " Will you please go at once?  I
have not the least intention of prosecuting, and I swear that I believe
your story.  Only will you _please_ go at once?" 

Lionel chuckled, amused and grateful. 

"This is hardly fair, sir," he said. " You forget that we want
information as to where those papers may have gone.  If your wife could
tell us whether any one has called and what his or her appearance----"

"No, no!"  quavered the unhappy Robert. " I can not consent!  You must find
out elsewhere.  I can not have my wife roused!  I--I would not have her
here for a thousand pounds!" 

"Indeed, Robert!"  said a deep voice from the door.  The churchwarden
leaped round in a trice.  He saw his wife, in the majesty of a
dressing-gown, a poker in her right hand, standing in the doorway.  His
bowels turned to water. " Alicia!"  he groaned. 

"Yes," she said with a pleasurable severity. " What does this mean?"  Her
eye roved austerely and there was a dead silence.  Robert was temporarily
annihilated, Beatrice serenely impassive, Lionel amusedly dividing his
attention between the two ladies.  Presently Mrs. Hedderwick's brow
cleared, as if a light had dawned upon her.  She began to speak again in
a voice that was almost cheerful. " I see!"  she said: "it is a new idea,
Robert.  I suppose these are some of your friends, and this is a kind of
breakfast party.  I am very sorry that you did not give me earlier
warning, or I would have had the dining-room ready.  My husband," she
said, turning confidentially to Beatrice, "is a man, and naturally does
not realize that bacon can not be fried in a moment, and that eggs will
not cook themselves.  Toast, again, needs a little care; and coffee I
always say is worthless unless one looks after it one's self." 

"Alicia!"  interposed the miserable Robert, "I do wish you'd be
reasonable.  For heaven's sake----"

"Kindly do not swear, Robert," said his wife, turning ferociously on
him. " If I have made a mistake, I am sure it was but natural.  If this is
not a breakfast-party, pray what is it?  A man of your age would not
indulge in _suppers_"--she gave the word an emphasis that insinuated
Cremorne--"so what can I think?  I hear an unusual noise--I come
down-stairs and find my husband hobnobbing with a strange gentleman and
his ... friend ... whom I _have_ met, but----"

Lionel rose, but Beatrice was wiser and forestalled him. 

"Your surprise and indignation are only natural, Mrs. Hedderwick," she
said coolly, "but they will be abated when you learn that our untimely
visit is in connection with a police affair." 

Her instinct was right.  Curiosity conquered the churchwarden's wife,
where an appeal to pity or kindred emotions would have failed.  She
relaxed her frigid attitude and said, "Indeed?" 

"Yes," pursued Beatrice. " I can not tell you all at present, but be
assured that if it ever comes into court your evidence will be of
value."  Mrs. Hedderwick smoothed her dressing-gown and determined to
appear in the witness-box in mauve. " Will you just tell us this: did any
stranger call here this evening?" 

"Yes," answered Mrs. Hedderwick, divided between resentment and a thirst
for knowledge. " A lady, or at least a female, called and inquired for my
husband." 

"A lady!"  ejaculated Mr. Hedderwick. " This promises well----"

His wife's eye compelled him again to his seat. " I think, Robert, if you
evinced less interest in such a subject it would be more seemly.  The
female in question asked if she might wait, as she wished to beg a
subscription for an anti-suffragist league.  I am in sympathy with such
an object and allowed her to remain.  In the course of our conversation
she referred to an article on dress in one of the women's papers.  I
happened to have the journal and offered to fetch it; she agreed,
thinking that the plate of a new blouse might suit my style." 

"So you left her alone!"  broke in Lionel. 

"For a bare two minutes.  When I returned she was still there.  We
discussed the blouse for a while, and presently she said that she must
go, but would return later." 

"Plagiarist!"  said Beatrice with a smile. " Did you happen to notice how
she was dressed?" 

"I never notice such things," said Mrs. Hedderwick with dignity. " Dress
is not one of my foibles.  But after she had gone I picked up a
handkerchief which I suppose she had dropped.  It was marked----"

"Wait!"  said Mr. Hedderwick suddenly. " What is her name?"  he asked,
turning to Beatrice. 

"Whose, Robert?"  queried his wife. 

"Oh, bother!"  he said, irritation lending him courage. " Your maid's." 

"Mizzi Schmidt." 

"And the initials, Alicia?" 

"M. S."

Mr. Hedderwick, his head full of romantic notions of chivalry,
forgetting the urgent need of circumspection, rose.  He advanced toward
Beatrice, raised her hand, and, to the horror of his wife, kissed it
solemnly. " I beg your pardon," he said; "there is no anticlimax.  Now
that you know Mizzi is the thief you will want to be off.  Good-by and
good luck." 

They took him at his word and rose. 

"Good-by," said Beatrice in the most ordinary voice. " Thank you so much
for your help--and yours, too, Mrs. Hedderwick.  So sorry we had to break
into your house.  Good-by.  Now, Mr. Mortimer!" 

"Good-by," said Lionel; "thanks most awfully.  I felt you were a
sportsman as soon as I saw you." 

They were in the hall by this time, and the magnanimous churchwarden was
already opening the door. 

"Not at all," he said. " I've had a most interesting night.  I wish you'd
let me know the end of the tale some day." 

"If it is a happy ending, you shall," said Beatrice.  She halted a
moment, motioned to Lionel to pass out before her, and then turned. " If
you see us again, be careful never to recognize or speak to us; it might
mean danger--not only to you, but us." 

He smiled but said nothing.  Beatrice and Lionel moved away in the light
of the early dawn.  Mr. Hedderwick closed the door gently and stood deep
in thought for a moment. " What an adventure ... what a splendid
woman ... what a jolly chap!"  his thoughts ran. " How different their life
from mine!  Here am I, tied to the same holiday year after year ... afraid
to call my soul my own ... why, why should I not have a holiday on my own
account--a holiday ... by myself for once.  Something new ... something
out of the common...."

"Robert!"  said a threatening voice from the drawing-room, and he leaped. 
"Come in!  I have something to say to you!" 

The tone told him what the "something" would be.  His thoughts raced
furiously during the next twenty seconds, but he had wit enough to
answer, "Yes, Alicia!  Wait till I have locked the door!"  Then with a
swift but silent movement he slipped on a greatcoat and hat and
stealthily opened the door again.  He peered out.... Yes, there was hope
and an object, for he could see, some hundred and fifty yards away, the
figures of Beatrice and her escort.  With a gasp Mr. Hedderwick
muttered, "_I will_!"  He pulled the door to behind him and set out
furtively, but with a resolute swiftness, in pursuit. 




CHAPTER IX

ENTER TONY WILD


Tony Wild, whose address was The Albany, and who enjoyed an unearned
income of two thousand a year, stood on the steps of the Tivoli
Music-Hall at half past ten, smoking.  His face, which was passably
attractive, had temporarily lost its usual good-humor, and he puffed his
cigarette slowly as if it was more of a task than a pleasure.  This,
indeed, it was; for he had consumed seventeen since getting out of bed
at ten o'clock that morning, and he smoked more from habit than anything
else.  He was a young man of twenty-six who pursued happiness, or rather
distraction, on the accepted lines: dinners, dances and the stage formed
his daily round, but with the zest of youth or cynicism he constantly
searched for new thrills.  Experience was his god, and it must be
confessed that he had had more than a fair share of sensations.  He had
been jilted, married (luckily it proved a bigamous union; as his "wife,"
a Covent Garden chorister, had nothing but her prettiness to recommend
her; and Tony had been immensely relieved when her husband reappeared
after serving seven years at Portland), made a descent in a submarine,
gone up in a balloon, and driven a car in the Gordon-Bennett race.  He
had flown in an aeroplane once for the sake of a new thrill, but
subsequently determined that it would be a pity further to risk two
thousand a year.  These were but a few of his distractions.  The only
experience he had never tried was work. 

On the whole, he had enjoyed himself.  There were times, of course, when
he felt that life was a little empty, a little dull; but on such
unfortunate occasions he made haste to bring himself up to the scratch
by searching for a fresh adventure.  His most desperate expedient up to
date had been to enlist, but the discipline and routine of the barracks
made even ennui seem desirable, and he bought himself out after
twenty-four hours of agony.  This evening he was feeling distinctly dull,
for the day had been singularly profitless.  A solitary breakfast at
eleven had been followed by a perfunctory glance over _The Daily Mail_. 
Even that stimulating sheet had failed to rouse him, and an afternoon
swim at the Bath Club had been terminated by sheer boredom.  Dinner at
his club had failed to produce any congenial spirits, and in desperation
he went to the Tivoli. 

A few of the turns he enjoyed in a mild and deprecating fashion, but at
ten-thirty he found himself on the steps, bitterly reflecting on the
defects of modern civilization. 

"London!"  he thought moodily, "a city of six million people, and not a
thing for me to do.  Shall I go to bed?" 

It seemed a confession of weakness; besides he was not in the least
sleepy.  So he discarded the unworthy thought, and set out on an aimless
ramble through the streets.  There is always something to look at in
London, something to interest, even though it be but the policeman
directing the traffic; and Tony soon found his languor past and
good-humor returning.  He liked being among a crowd of people, watching,
speculating, enjoying.  The Strand was one of his favorite haunts,
especially at night when the lamps were lit and the theaters discharging
their motley audiences.  In Piccadilly Circus at eleven o'clock,
Shaftesbury Avenue, Aldwych, or the Strand, a man need never feel bored,
though he may feel rebellious. 

Tony walked slowly on, stopping occasionally to observe the people.  He
looked at his watch presently and found that it was past eleven. " Early
yet," he reflected; "what's the use of going home?  Shall I try the club
or a longer walk?  The Embankment ... a nocturne of lamps and water ...
and ... yes!  that would be a new game!  Forward!" 

He turned down to the right and soon found himself by the Thames.  Here
he proceeded to practise the new game which had just occurred to his
active brain.  It was simple, if ghoulish, for he merely did his best to
imitate a would-be suicide.  Turning up his collar and setting his hat a
little on the back of his head, he plunged his hands deep into his
pockets and assumed an expression of despair.  Then he walked slowly
along, at times glancing at the river and ostentatiously avoiding the
eyes of chance policemen.  Presently he stopped, leaned both his elbows
on the parapet, and stared gloomily at the Thames.  His maneuvers were
crowned with success, for a constable soon approached and told him in a
kindly tone to move on.  Tony replied in a sepulchral voice, and in a few
moments was deep in conversation with his preserver.  A fictitious tale
of cards and drink exercised the powers of his imagination pleasantly
enough for ten minutes or so, and when they separated it was with a
mutual glow of satisfaction.  The policeman thought he had saved a
brother, Tony had enjoyed himself for a brief space.  It did not occur to
him that critics might consider his game morbid or in bad taste.  Had he
been questioned he would have said, "No doubt you're right, but I was
frightfully bored." 

After this episode he walked across Waterloo Bridge to enjoy the view,
and then returned leisurely to Piccadilly.  He was not in the least
sleepy, so he determined to extend his walk indefinitely. " The great
charm," he reflected, "of being a bachelor with plenty of money is that
one can do exactly what one likes without being questioned.  If I return
at six o'clock in the morning, Pettigrew will admit me without a murmur
and ask if I want breakfast.  Now, if I had a wife, it is possible that
she would take no interest in my midnight ramble.--No!  she would take
too much interest and fear the worst.... Well, where shall I go?  I feel
in excellent trim.... Shall I walk to Bolders Green--Whitechapel--the
Elephant and Castle?  Strange names beckon me.... I remember reading of
Hackney Marshes as a little boy ... shall I go and see if there are any
marshes?  Or shall I make for St. John's Wood and see what Lord's looks
like in moonlight, where

    A ghostly batsman plays to the bowling of a ghost,
    And I look through my tears on a soundless clapping host,
    As the run-stealers flicker to and fro? 

Yes; let's try Lord's!" 

We need not follow Tony in his walk.  It is enough to say that at four
o'clock he found himself, still wakeful, in Covent Garden, watching the
market-men at work.  After enjoying the sight he wandered idly up to
Oxford Street, and presently the Euston Road.  He walked down this till
he reached Euston railway station, and here he paused to enjoy the
freshness of the morning and the quiet of the streets. " Gad!"  he
thought, "what a shame to lie in bed till ten o'clock.  Why haven't I
tried this jape sooner?  This is the sort of time when one thinks of the
country and hates London.  If only there was a train here I'd go away for
a day or two and try it."  An idea struck him and he smiled. " Well, here
is a station.  It might be amusing to go and see if there is a train
starting for anywhere.  I think I will.  I'll make a vow to take a ticket
by the first train available and get out wherever the country looks
interesting.  That at any rate will be something new." 

He entered Euston station at a quarter to five.  A sleepy ticket-clerk
told him that the first train went at five-seven, and asked whither he
meant to travel. " Oh, give me a ticket that costs five shillings," said
Tony: "I don't much care.  No, dear fellow, I'm not mad, and I've not
been drinking.  A five-bob ticket, please." 

The clerk complied with an ill-used air.  Tony received his ticket and
went to find the train.  As he laid his hand on the door of a first-class
compartment it occurred to him to look at the ticket.  It was a
third-class.  Instead of being annoyed, Tony laughed. " A night of
thrills!"  he murmured:

"I haven't traveled third for years.  Is there any chance of my having
fellow travelers?  I should doubt it." 

There were some ten minutes before the train was due to start, and Tony
occupied the time in looking out of the window.  There was not much to
engage his attention, save a few porters handling newspapers and other
parcels, but presently a man appeared making for the train.  Tony glanced
at him with a languid curiosity.  The newcomer was dressed in a correct
morning suit and silk hat.  He also carried gloves and a stick.  But
though he looked like a gentleman and carried himself with an air,
Tony's eye detected signs of poverty.  The coat was shiny, and the hat,
though carefully brushed, had little luster. " What the deuce is he doing
here at this time, and in such clothes?"  thought Tony.  Then he burst
into a noiseless laugh. " The pot and kettle!"  he reflected, chuckling:
"I had forgotten that I am still in evening dress!" 

He sank back in the seat to laugh at himself more thoroughly, and the
man in the silk hat passed by the window.  He made his way into the next
compartment, and unfortunately there was no corridor.  Tony was debating
whether or not it was worth while to get out and join the stranger on
the off chance of learning something new, when the whistle went.  But
before the train had begun to move, a face appeared at the opposite
window.  A man was climbing up the footboard from the line.  The next
moment the door was opened, the man entered, shut the door behind him
and sat down.  He was a man of some fifty years, dressed rather oddly. 
His bowler hat and overcoat were good, but he wore no collar.  Tony
looked at him contentedly; after all, this walk was producing
experiences. 

"Good morning," he said mildly: "do you usually enter a train on the off
side?  I ask merely from vulgar curiosity." 

The man laughed, panting a little from his exertions.  He did not look
like a criminal; indeed he appeared distinctly meek.  He seemed happy,
too. 

"No," he replied. " This is the first time in my life.  I am going on a
holiday.  May I in return ask you if you usually travel in evening dress
in the morning?" 

Tony smiled. 

"No; I too am going on a holiday." 

"To Shereling?"  asked the man amiably. 

"I don't know." 

"You don't know." 

"No; I was dull.  So I took the five-shilling ticket and the first train. 
I have no notion where I shall get out." 

"What a splendid idea!"  cried the other enthusiastically, much to Tony's
astonishment. " Most of us are so bound by convention that we plot and
plan for weeks: often we even go where we don't want to." 

"Why?" 

The other hesitated. 

"Domestic pressure," he said with a smile. " You seem an understanding
sort of chap, so I don't mind telling you that.  This year--last night,
to be candid--I resolved to burst my shackles for a time.  Certain ...
events ... hastened my decision.  I am going to Shereling.  I left in
rather a hurry--you see I have no collar.  I suppose I shall have to
wait till we get to Shereling now before I can buy one." 

"There's no hosiery department on the train," said Tony: "railway
companies are very unimaginative.  If there were, I'd buy a decent suit
to travel in.  Do tell me why you came in in that unconventional way." 

"Sorry," said the man, "but I can't do that.  It's all right, you know: I
have a ticket." 

"Of course," agreed Tony politely, and relapsed into musing.  Here was a
perfect windfall with enormous possibilities.  Decidedly he must not lose
sight of his new companion; he would get out at Shereling, too.  Tony
studied him from half-shut eyes: he looked a decent little chap--almost
jolly ... rather like a schoolboy off for a holiday, expecting some
excellent pleasure and glorying in the prospect.  Also, he was mysterious
and secretive, though to outward appearance he was a prosperous business
man in a small way--a head clerk or under-manager perhaps.  There was
something in his face, too, an innocent zest, that appealed to the blase
young man. " Yes, old cock," thought Tony, "I must freeze on to you,
whether you like it or not." 

After a silence the old cock began to crow, and soon there was a brisk
conversation in progress.  They talked chiefly of trivial things, but
held each other's interest nevertheless.  Tony's outlook and the
newcomer's were wide asunder, as also were their experiences.  It was the
elder man who asked most of the questions, the younger who was
responsible for the answers.  But they found a bond of union in a
Pepysian interest in the novel and unusual, though each approached it
from a different standpoint.  Tony was a master of external knowledge and
sought for something fresh; the other, a babe, welcomed the stalest
facts as discoveries from a new world. 

"I wish," he said, and with a sigh, "that we were going to travel
together for a while."  Tony's heart leaped. " You are an interesting
young man ... but no!  that is impossible--it would never do." 

Tony did not reply.  He felt sure that the fish was almost hooked, but he
did not wish to spoil things by seeming too eager.  But he resolved that
ere the journey came to an end he would land his fish and spend a few
days in his company.  He did not think there would be a slackening of the
interest: if there were, why, he could easily go back to town. 
Meanwhile----

The train pulled up. 

"Hallo!"  said the elderly man. " This train is billed as a non-stop to
Shereling.  Why on earth----"

He leaned out of the window and beckoned the guard. 

"What's the matter?"  he asked. 

"The strike," the guard answered. " You see, sir, there are ten or
fifteen thousand men on strike here just now, and it seems they've got a
little out of 'and." 

"But what," asked Tony's companion, effectually filling the
window,--"what has that to do with the trains?  Why----"

"You see, sir," continued the guard with an apologetic air, "they've got
a bit out of 'and.  I don't know the rights of it--they do say they're
underpaid, though the employers say they spend their wages on
whippet-racing.  Anyway, they're out----"

"But the _railway_, man.  What----"

The guard coughed. 

"Some of them's a bit 'asty, sir, likewise uncontrollable.  It seems that
they broke into the publics about midnight and 'ave been making a night
of it, so to speak.  They've sent for the soldiers, but they 'aven't
arrived yet.  And they've tore up some of the track.  The breakdown gang
is repairing it, but it will be an hour or so before we can get on." 

"D'you hear that?" 

"Rather," said Tony, getting up. " Let's go and have a look.  I've never
seen a raging mob." 

"Better not, sir," advised the guard. " The town's not safe." 

"They may listen to me," said Tony with simple grandeur.  He turned to
his companion. " Do you feel like playing with fire?" 

The little man's eyes sparkled and he breathed quickly.  He hesitated a
moment with natural caution.  Then----

"Yes," he said briefly. " Dash it!  I--I feel as if I were beginning to
live!" 

Tony laughed and opened the door.  The guard sighed. 

"Well, gentlemen," he said, "don't say I didn't warn you.  Anyhow, I'd
advise you to leave your money behind and your watches, too." 

"The man's a perfect Solon," said Tony, feeling in his trousers pocket. 
"Here, guard, seven pounds three ... and a watch.  If I perish, you may
keep them, but remember that the watch needs winding night and morning." 

The guard gazed dumbly at the evening dress.  Then he turned to the other
man, "You anything, sir?" 

"N--nothing that matters," was the confused reply. " Come on!  let's make
a move!" 

"Broke!"  thought Tony. " But he hasn't tried to touch me yet.  What a day
out!" 




CHAPTER X

HOW TO DRESS ON NOTHING A YEAR


The two men left the station and began to walk sharply toward the town,
which was close at hand.  The first street they entered was deserted, but
evidence of the strike lay open to the shamed sky.  Lamps, it is true,
still stood erect, but their glass was shattered; missiles and rubbish
littered the roadway, shop-windows had not a pane left whole, and here
and there makeshift screens of boards replaced or protected the windows. 
It was a scene of ruin, complete and piteous.  The most curious feature
was that not a soul was in the street: everything was still and lonely. 

In the next street a similar spectacle met them--ruin and solitude.  In a
third, the same.  In a fourth, the same.  It was as if a battle had taken
place, or rather as if the town had been sacked and cleared by an
invading army, which had passed on like a destroying angel, leaving
signs of its progress, and signs alone. 

"This is deuced odd," was Tony's comment--"deuced odd.  The ruin does not
surprise, for everything is possible in this age of Socialism.  But is
the spirit of curiosity dead?  If so, _that_ will be 'the end of all
things.'  Surely everybody can not be murdered or afraid to come out. 
Surely we shall light upon at least one brand from the burning--some
pathetic, interesting, interested spectator.  If it were but a man drunk
in the gutter...."

"Yes, it's rum," agreed his companion. " But listen!  I think I hear a
noise over there to the right.  Shall we go and see?" 

Tony stopped, friendliness in his heart. 

"I think you're right," he said. " But look here!  Judging by what we've
seen, these chaps won't stick at trifles.  Personally I don't much care
what happens, so long as I can get interested; but you're
different--you're an older man.  Hadn't you better try the station?" 

The little man blushed. 

"Damn it, sir!"  he began, and then stopped. " I beg your pardon--I
haven't sworn these twenty years, but I feel somehow different to-day. 
What I mean is that I'm not a graybeard yet, and if you can be
interested, I can.  Come on!" 

"All right," said Tony, warming to him. " Awfully sorry I said that.  I
say, you _are_ a sportsman----"

The other blushed again, but this time with pleasure. " Thank you.  That
is the second time I have been called a sportsman within twenty-four
hours.  I ... I rather like it, Mr.----.  By the way, have you any
objection to telling me your name?" 

"Not a bit, if you'll tell me yours." 

The little man considered a moment, and then----

"My name is Hedderwick," he said frankly. " I feel I can trust you to
keep your own counsel." 

"Of course.  Mine is Tony Wild." 

They had been walking quickly in the direction of the noise, which every
minute became clearer.  At last, guided by their ears, they entered a
street where their curiosity was satisfied.  At the farther end was a
seething crowd of men, a few women, and a rabble of gutter children. 
They were the strikers, or some of them, all excited and not a few
drunk.  As the guard had said, they were evidently somewhat out of hand,
and the looting of the public-houses had not tended to assuage their
wrath.  Fired by their alleged grievances, liquor, eloquence and the
electricity of a mob, they had spent the last few hours in wrecking the
town.  The police had done all that was possible to stem the attack and
vindicate law and order, but they were hopelessly outnumbered. 
Reinforcements and soldiers had been telegraphed for, and were even now
marching, but for the time being the local forces had retired to talk
over the return match and exchange of lint and arnica.  The strikers were
in possession and thoroughly enjoying themselves. 

Tony, whispering to his companion, "Keep close and don't get into
arguments: pretend to be a labor leader, if you like!"  pushed his way
slowly through the crowd.  Robert, his heart bumping with fear, interest
and excitement, followed him; he was afraid, but not too afraid, and he
felt that his holiday was proving a success.  When they reached the
center of interest, after a tardy but good-humored progress, they were
rewarded with a sight neither had hoped for. 

The thickest of the crowd was swaying round a large shop.  It was termed
the emporium, and almost merited the title.  The happy anarchs had
smashed every atom of the plate-glass, careless of the rate-payers, and
then had proceeded to abolish such of the fittings as offended their
esthetic sense.  In the center of the window-space, standing on a chair,
was a cheerful striker, conducting a kind of auction.  More strictly, it
was a charitable distribution, for no one made any effort to pay for the
goods received.  The shop was a miniature Whiteley's, embracing
everything from a perambulator to a parachute, and it was odd to watch
the incongruity of some of the articles distributed.  One man, for
example, was given a child's feeding-bottle, and accepted it without
demur; with a bellow of approval he seized it by the rubber tube and
whirled it round, shouting, till the tube broke and the bottle flew off
at a tangent.  Another received half a pianola--the whole was too much
for him to carry, and kindly friends helped him to bisect it with clubs
and bars.  A third, bemused with beer, staggered off with a dozen volumes
of _Comparative Religion_, murmuring brokenly. " Suthin' f'r the kids to
read," and dropping at intervals his burden in the mud.  It was a
pleasant illustration of good feeling and unselfishness. 

A few moments after Tony and Robert had penetrated to the front,
ready-made clothing was being distributed with a lavish hand.  The
auctioneer would seize a suit, or a part of a suit, from the nearest
peg, and with humorous or profane comments throw it to one of the crowd. 
"Who wants a waistcoat?"  he was crying presently; "a regular fancy
article, double-wove, stamped on every bleeding yard!  Just the thing to
fetch the girls!  Just the thing to wear of a Sunday!  and when the
bloom's orf you can use it as an 'earth-rug or a tea-cozy!  Just the
thing--here y'are!"  and he flung it to an outstretched hand. 

"Now's our chance if we want a change!"  whispered Robert.  He meant it as
a joke, and trembled as he saw Tony's face light up with amusement. 
"Don't be a fool!"  he whispered at once. " These chaps are simply
mad----"

"Could you oblige me with a suit?"  asked Tony suavely, but in the
clearest tones.  The crowd turned at the university accent.  Hitherto they
had been too busy to notice the new arrival, but as they observed the
opera hat, the smart broadcloth and starched linen, they recognized the
presence of one of the upper classes and looked black.  A murmur arose,
growing in strength and hostility, and a voice suggested with painful
clarity the dissection of his internal organs. 

Tony took in the situation: another minute, and grumbling threats might
be exchanged for action of an unpleasant kind; there was not a moment to
lose. " Let me show you a thing, comrades!"  he said brightly; and before
the smoldering wrath could burst into flame he took off his hat and
smote it.  The fabric collapsed with a ridiculous _klop_, and the crowd,
taken by surprise and ready to laugh at the mere trifle, roared.  Tony
spun it into the air with a careless grace, far over the heads of the
throng; and as all eyes were fixed on its trajectory he pushed his way
forward. " A moment, please!"  he urged, shouldering on toward the shop. 
"By your leave, sir!  Excuse me, friend!  Beg pardon, brother!"  And
behold!  he was standing beside the auctioneer. 

The latter glared his enmity, refusing to budge, but Tony took no heed. 
All trace of boredom gone, his eyes aglow with eagerness, he
gesticulated for silence.  The strikers, not wholly recovered from their
surprise, postponed, at least for the time being, the suggested
vivisection, and waited for Tony to justify himself.  He was a fluent
speaker, and lost no time in beginning. 

"Comrades!"  he cried, "you see me as I am!  I am in the unhappy position
of being without a hat and in evening dress.  Unlooked-for events put me
in a train this morning, and it was not until the train had started that
I realized my absurd costume.  What was I to do?  Chance settled the
question.  Chance brought me here into your delightful neighborhood, and
what do I find?  A good fairy, as it were, distributing clothes for
nothing!"  At this point a voice called for "Cheers for the----fairy!" 
which were heartily given.  The fairy, unused to badinage, retired from
the rostrum, and Tony was quick to jump up. " You see, comrades, that I
got a rise: may you soon get the same--may you get what you are asking
for!"  A tornado of cheers covered his corollary, "viz.,  six months
hard," uttered in an undertone.  Feeling was shifting a little in his
favor now, and he swept on. " Here, I thought, is my opportunity!  I am an
outcast, dressed in the ridiculous garb civilization imposes on her
sons--the pampered scions of the aristocracy!  You have seen me discard
my allegiance to the dukes: the crushing of the hat was symbolical.  I
hate the petty trammels of the curled and scented darlings of the rich! 
If you wish--if you will allow me to annex one of the admirable and
useful suits of reach-me-downs--nine and elevenpence ha'penny off the
peg--I will discard the remnants of an obsolete feudalism.  My coat shall
go!  My waistcoat!  Even my----"

A prude cried "Shame!"  Tony seized upon the word liked a practised
ranter. 

"Yes!"  he cried warmly, "it _is_ a shame that I should be forced to wear
these loathsome garments when self-respect urges me to assume a manlier
garb.  May I take it that I have your assent?  I put it to the meeting
that I forthwith st--take what I want."  He paused for breath, but they
were dumb before this extraordinary creature.  He hurried on. " Carried
unanimously.  Thank you, comrades, for this mark of appreciation and
esteem.  Behold!"  He tore off his coat and waistcoat and trod upon them. 
"See how I trample the badge of servitude!  Observe!"  He discarded his
nether apparel, knowing that he could not stick at trifles: the crowd's
mood might turn if he gave it time.  Luckily, his audacity was rewarded,
for the audience roared with brutal joy at Tony's remarkable appearance. 
Without hesitation he snatched a suit from several that hung at hand,
selecting the quietest he could see, talking furiously as he put it on. 
"And what now?  See!  a transformation!  A man clothed in sensible dress! 
Hurrah for the social revolution!  Hurrah for communizing the means of
production and distribution--especially distribution!  And all the rest
of the dear old claptrap," he added sotto voce as he leaped nimbly down. 

In the thunderous applause that followed the impassioned harangue Tony
slipped his arms through Mr. Hedderwick's, and they were allowed to make
good their escape.  They walked in silence till they were clear of the
crowd, and then Robert paused. 

"Mr. Wild, you were simply splendid!"  he said in awestruck tones. 
"You're one of the best chaps I've ever met." 

Tony chuckled, tired but pleased. 

"Not a bad effort, was it?  But, by jove!  I was in a funk half the time." 

"So was I," confessed Robert. " I began to think I might have to use
this."  He pulled a revolver out of his pocket and showed it.  Tony crowed
with pure joy. 

"Good lord, man!  You've got a _pistol_!  How perfectly splendid!  What on
earth do you carry a pistol for?  Do tell me--_please_!" 

Mr. Hedderwick walked on in silence for a minute, evidently weighing
some problem.  Presently he gave a gulp of decision. 

"Mr. Wild," he said, "I haven't known you very long, but I seem to have
known you for years.  What I've seen has interested me--impressed me, and
I like you.  You know a little about me, that I'm off for a holiday on
unusual lines, but unless you agree to my proposal I shan't tell you any
more.  You, it appears, are a free agent, young, with nothing to do.  I
think we might enjoy ourselves much more together than apart.  In any
case, if we found it didn't suit we could separate.  If you feel like
adventuring for a few days I think there may be a little fun.  I can't
promise it, but I think so.  If you agree, I'll tell you the rest when
we get to The Happy Heart." 

"One question," said Tony, "and don't be offended.  Do you want any
money?" 

Mr. Hedderwick thought for a moment and frowned.  Then he smiled. 

"I have two and eightpence in my pocket," he said frankly. " I came
out in a hurry.  I could get more if I wanted, but I don't mean to
try, for I have no wish to be traced yet.  I'm not a cadger or a
confidence-trickster.  If you care to finance me till we return, so much
the better for me.  If not, well, I'll do without and rough it somehow.  I
don't mean to miss my holiday." 

Tony smiled.  This Hedderwick seemed an admirable fellow. 

"What and where is The Happy Heart?"  he asked. 

"An inn at Shereling where I mean to stay." 

"Forward, then, to The Happy Heart.  I wish I'd bagged some boots, too. 
These pumps are simply cruel." 

They set out once more toward the station. 




CHAPTER XI

AT THE HAPPY HEART


The landlord of The Happy Heart stood leaning against his door-post,
smoking a churchwarden.  He was enjoying his tobacco and the summer
morning, and occasionally directing a bovine thought to the identity of
the solitary guest at present lying in bed up-stairs.  The said guest had
arrived two days before with a view to golf, for the Shereling links
were well known.  The Happy Heart was rarely without a golf enthusiast,
since it was the only inn in Shereling, the local squire (at present
yachting) owning most of the land in the neighborhood, and refusing to
let "his" village become an abiding-place for tourists.  Wherefore the
neighboring town of Dallingham, six miles distant, reaped a golden
harvest, and its hotels were out of all proportion to its population. 

The guest up-stairs, to return to the landlord's vaguely moving
thoughts, was a man well over seventy, but active for his age.  An olive
complexion hinted that he was no Briton, but the testimony of the
green-keepers went to prove that his English was "floont"; and of the
magnitude of his tips the odd-job man of The Happy Heart could not say
enough.  A man of seventy may be excused for showing reserve or desiring
quiet, and the landlord did not think it curious that the visitor
divided his time between the links and his bedroom: the man was
certainly a gentleman, perhaps an aristocrat, and there was no doubt
that his money was good.  The only thing that bothered the landlord
was--why had he brought no servant?  It did not occur to him that
solitude to the great may be worth more than the benignities of a valet. 

The landlord shaded his eyes with a browned hand and looked down the
road.  There was nothing to be seen.  With an effort that was mental as
well as physical he turned himself upon the axis of the door-post and
blinked in the other direction.  Here the figure of a man rewarded him,
walking steadily but without hurry toward the inn. " One of they golfing
chaps from the station," was the landlord's first thought; "he must be
mortal keen to come so early."  His mild surprise changed to blank
amazement as the stranger drew near. " Top hat, gloves, et setterer," he
muttered. " A swell an' all!  What's he doing of here?"  He was still
ruminating when the stranger halted, surveyed the tavern sign, and
entered.  The landlord followed him into the parlor. 

"A quart of beer, please," said Lionel, sitting down with relish on the
nearest bench.  The landlord, his surprise in no way lessened by the
order, went and drew the beer.  He placed it before his customer, and
then said, "You're early astir, sir." 

"Ten o'clock early?"  said Lionel. " I thought that country people called
that late." 

"Not if you come by train, sir, as I suppose you did.  A friend o'
mine--Jeggs the farmer--drove by here twenty minutes agone.  He said that
the first train, the five o'clock, had only just come in, being delayed
by the strikers.  I suppose you came by that?" 

"Yes," said Lionel, "I did." 

"And did you see anything of the strike, sir?" 

"No," said Lionel; "I stayed in the train--in fact, I slept all the way,
being tired." 

The landlord, seeing that the other was in no communicative mood,
withdrew, after begging him to ring the bell if he wanted further
refreshment.  Lionel, left to the kindly solitude of the parlor, put up
his legs on the bench with a sigh of relief, took a draught of the beer,
and lighted a pipe. 

He was very tired, in spite of the sleep he had spoken of.  With the
exception of that brief and disturbed period in the train he had not
slept for some twenty-six hours, and in addition, he had been through
sundry diverting experiences.  The successful burglary had been a strain,
and after he and Beatrice had got back to the flat they had spent the
next three hours in discussing and planning.  They had searched every
room, nook and cranny for some trace of Mizzi, some clew as to where she
might have flown.  Of course it was useless: not a scrap of paper--not a
single compromising document rewarded their efforts.  Only some blackened
ashes in the bedroom grate hinted at possibilities.  She had left nearly
all her clothes and personal belongings, and her boxes were unlocked as
if to invite inspection.  She had simply disappeared--gone, like one in a
melodrama, "out into the night." 

It was of the utmost importance to trace her, but what could be done?  It
was obvious that detectives should not be employed, for a hint of
official interference might mean the death of Lukos.  Beatrice and Lionel
must do their own detection, and they spent their brains on the problem,
apparently so hopeless. 

Even the cause of Mizzi's disloyalty was anything but clear.  It might be
that she was in the pay of the sultan, or it might be that she wished to
be revenged.  But why revenge?  Beatrice, with a twinkle that made Lionel
feel qualms of conscience, suggested jealousy; but the suggestion was
thrown out in such an airy spirit that he felt she did not really
believe in it.  He himself preferred to believe, and did believe, that
the more sensational hypothesis should be adopted.  She must be a spy,
who meant to get a good price for the famous papers.  But why had she not
stolen them before?  Perhaps she had been in treaty with the enemy but
had failed to get the terms she wanted.  It did not seem adequate, but it
was the only solution they could suggest. 

Assuming, then, that she had stolen the papers to make money, what would
be her first step?  Beatrice--and Lionel agreed with her--thought that
she was too clever to deal with underlings: she would go as near to the
fountainhead as she could, to the Turkish ambassador himself, for he was
a known adherent of the old regime.  She would go as soon as possible,
the next morning--_i.e._,  about the present, what time Lionel was
drinking beer in The Happy Heart,--but a dim recollection was beating in
the brain of Beatrice that she had seen something of importance in the
society news of a few days past.  They searched the flat for every
newspaper, and at last found the sheet they wanted.  Hope beating at the
doors, they scanned the column that Lionel never read, but that Beatrice
studied first.  Yes!  there it was--the justification of her memory for
seeming trivialities. " His excellency the Turkish ambassador has gone
for a few days' golf to Shereling."  Beatrice threw the paper away in
flushed triumph, thought deeply for a few moments, and then said, "You
must go there.  Mizzi may follow and try to succeed at Shereling.  Watch
and do the best you can.  I shall stay in London in case I am wrong, and
keep an eye on the embassy.  If she is at Shereling, try to get the
treaty.  I must leave you to work on your own lines.  If I hear anything I
shall wire to the local inn.  Will you?" 

Of course he said, "Yes.  Is there anything else?" 

"Money.  No--do not protest.  This is life and death, and both cost
money."  She ran to a little safe and returned, her hands full. " Here are
notes for a hundred pounds or more.  You may have to bribe.  Do not
refuse--it is for Lukos!" 

Lionel longed to say, "Madam, my life and fortune are at your disposal. 
Let there be no mention of money between us."  But seeing that his stock
of ready cash had dwindled to twopence-halfpenny (he had bought a packet
of ten cigarettes the day before, and now cursed the extravagance), he
could only say, "As you will." 

"Thank you," she said softly, and laid her hand on his head.  He
thrilled, and she administered a necessary antidote. " It is for Lukos!" 

"Oh, hang Lukos!"  he groaned in spirit; and then in swift repentance his
thoughts mumbled, "No, no!  Bless Lukos--dear old Lukos!  Poor old chap!" 

After this there had been nothing but idle conversation until the hour
of his departure approached.  Once Beatrice fell into a fit of musing and
presently she said, "What a fool I was to tell Mizzi!"  A younger man
might have said, "Not at all: it was perfectly natural."  Lionel, older,
more self-reliant, and more honest, replied simply, "We all make
mistakes," for he thought her folly almost incredible.  She felt
this--they were more than _sympathiques_--and said, "Ah!  if you knew!  I
was very lonely one night ... lonely and sad ... I had to talk to some
one, and believed her a true friend.  You can imagine my self-reproach." 
He could, and felt himself more than justified in pressing her hand. 

Presently there had been some suspense, for when the time came for him
to leave the flat, at half past four, Beatrice had peeped from the
window and imagined that she saw a man watching the house.  Lionel
peeped too, but could see nothing.  Nevertheless they had waited another
ten minutes, as long as they dared if he was to catch the first train. 
But at length he resolved to risk a spy, and after a brief, tense, but
outwardly calm "good-by" he had left the house.  By taking a cab he
reached Euston in time, and at last was established in the train.  So far
as he knew, he had not been followed: the only stranger he had noticed
had been a man who was in the train before he was on the platform, so
from him there could be nothing to fear. 

And now he was in The Happy Heart, resting after a dusty three-mile walk
from Shereling station, drinking good English beer, far from all thought
of Oriental craft and scheming.  He was in Shereling, on the second stage
of his fond adventure.  What was to be the first step? 

In spite of the rest and beer he felt discontented, and glumly wished
that Beatrice were at hand.  To what end?  To advise, direct, console, or
soothe?  He hardly knew, but darkly suspected that it was for the weaker
reason.  Idly he allowed himself to remember the touch of her delightful
fingers, cool, nervous and alluring: the seduction of her hair, the
brilliant command of her eyes.  But it was not these only that inspired
his grateful remembrance: it was also her lovely personality, her
courage, her charm, herself.  Of course it could not be love; that was
absurd.  It was a flame kindled by the sympathy of a comrade--the kind of
comrade he had never known.  Possibly the fact that he had not enjoyed
any extensive woman-friendships during the recent years had made him
exaggerate her qualities: she might be rare, but could she be so rare as
he thought her?  Supposing he met some other delightful woman soon, might
not the pleasant image of Beatrice lose something of its luster?  He
shook himself impatiently; it was a foolish thought.  Other women might
be delightful, charming, desirable, but there could only be a single
Beatrice.  How pretty she was!  How--and here the figure of Lukos beckoned
a grim warning: "It is time you put your shoulder to the wheel, my ...
_friends_!" 

"All right, old chap--_all right_!"  said Lionel petulantly to the shade. 
"Don't be in such a beastly hurry.  It's not love ... it's not love, I
tell you.  Just a superlative esteem for your splendid wife.... Your
_wife_," he added with a martyr's sigh.  And then he raised the tankard,
feeling that it ought to hold Tokay. " Here's to her!"  he murmured,
drinking deep.  He put the pewter down, but raised it again. " And to you,
old chap!"  he added generously. "...  Hullo!  there's none left.  Beg
pardon." 

As he finished, the door opened and admitted a chubby little clergyman,
who sat down with a courteous "Good morning!"  Lionel made haste to
remove his legs from the bench.  The landlord followed close upon the
heels of the newcomer. " Morning, sir," said the landlord respectfully. 
"Will you take anything?" 

"Draught cider.  Half a pint," said the clergyman briskly.  The landlord
disappeared, and he turned, smiling. " You should try the cider of The
Happy Heart," he said--"that is, if you have not done so already.  I
allow myself that as a concession to the flesh." 

"And a sensible concession, too," replied Lionel heartily.  He was
pleased that a gentleman in Holy Orders did not think it undignified to
drink in a common "pub." " I have been drinking beer, and very good it
is--or was.  But I must try the cider, if I remain here." 

"Staying long?"  asked the other pleasantly.  And when Lionel said,
guardedly, that he had not quite settled yet, the clergyman did not
pursue the question, but passed on to other themes. " I am the local
parson," he said chattily. " My name is Peters."  As he spoke the landlord
came back with the clerical cider and a telegram. 

"Does your name happen to be Mortimer, sir?"  he asked. " Because if so,
this here telegram is for you." 

"It is," said Lionel in some surprise.  The wire could only be from
Beatrice, but he had not expected any communication from her as yet. 
With a brief apology he opened the yellow envelope and read its
contents.  It was all he could do to keep from betraying his
astonishment.  The wire read as follows:--

     "Hope you had pleasant journey.  My suspicions deepen.  Try stay
     Arkwright twin.  Suspect even her.  Wait further wire.--BLAIR." 

He read the telegram three times, but it was not till the third reading
that he grasped the import of "Arkwright twin."  He knew no one of the
name of Arkwright, nor had he ever claimed acquaintance with a twin. 
"The nearest I could do is triplets," he thought. " Johnson of the House
was a triplet, I remember, but that's no good to me.... Who on
earth...?"  And then he recalled Beatrice saying that she had a twin
sister who had disapproved of her stage career.  Of course it must be
she.  He had been so accustomed to think of his preceptress as Beatrice
Blair that he had almost forgotten it must be a stage name.  And so she
was really an Arkwright--rather a pretty name on the whole, though
unworthy of her high claims; failing Beatrice Blair, it ought to have
been Rosalind ... Rosalind what?  Rosalind Roy ... Rosalind Gay ...
Rosalind Ebbsfleet ... Rosalind Wise.... He smiled as his thoughts
played with a score of dainty conceits.  He was roused to common sense
and depression by the remembrance that she was really Mrs. Lukos.  But
was Lukos a surname? " Let's hope not," he reflected sourly. 

"No bad news, I trust," said the chubby clergyman, with a polite but
ecclesiastical inflection. 

"No--no," answered Lionel abruptly.  He abandoned Rosalind completely and
tried to arrange his thoughts. " By the way, do you happen to know any
one of the name of Arkwright in the neighborhood?" 

The chubby clergyman looked interested. 

"I do and I don't," he said, pulling his chair close to the table and
leaning on his elbows. " A Miss Arkwright lives at The Quiet House.  She
has been the tenant for only two months, and nobody has seen her yet." 

"What!" 

"It sounds odd," said the clergyman with the smile of one who has an
interesting story for a virgin audience, "but it is true.  She calls on
nobody, and denies herself to every caller.  She is never seen in the
village except when driving in her motor, and I am sorry to say that she
does not come to church." 

"But surely something is known of her,--through the servants, for
instance----"

"She has a housekeeper, I believe, who makes friends with nobody; a dumb
gardener and a dumb footman.  A little extraordinary, eh?"  He rubbed his
hands with zest. " But it is true none the less.  Of course, all sorts of
gossip have been greedily accepted.  I never listen to gossip--one has to
think of one's position--but some things can not be hid.... They say she
takes motor drives at night,--every night.  I do not credit the
'every'--exaggeration is so prevalent.  I always believe less than half
what the villagers tell me--that is, what drifts round to my ears." 

"But what does she do all day?"  asked Lionel.  Clearly this was a queer
state of affairs. 

"I do not know.  Her grounds are large.  Perhaps she gardens." 

"You do not think there is any fear of ... of a scandal?"  asked Lionel
in a pained voice, anxious not to wound. 

"I trust not ... I trust not.  I have no reason to think.... Of course,
things _do_ look odd, and my wife says ... but, no!  I am sure she must
be wrong.  I ... I hope so." 

"Mrs. Peters has heard----?"  hazarded Lionel.  The clergyman shook his
head with dignity. 

"Nothing.  Nothing.  My wife called, but was refused admittance.  Naturally
she, as the vicar's wife, felt a little hurt...."

"Of course," agreed Lionel. " But no other friends come?  Nobody in
motors?" 

"I believe not.  I should have heard,--it would have drifted round to me
in the course of time." 

"Nobody stays here, I suppose?" 

"Oh, yes--golfers.  One is here now--an excellent man,--old and of
foreign origin, I believe.  He calls himself Beckett; but he has told me
(in confidence) that he is here for rest, incognito.  He may be somebody
of importance--an excellent man, however.  He gave me a guinea for our
restoration fund the day I showed him the church." 

"The ambassador!"  was Lionel's swift conclusion; and then aloud, "Has
he been here long?" 

"Three days.  For golf.  We have played a few rounds."  He smiled at some
hidden joy. " He is not very good, for even I can give him a stroke a
hole.  Uncommunicative--very, but interesting, a gentleman, and I should
say a seeker." 

"Ah!"  said Lionel, getting up. " Well, I must go on.  Can you tell me how
to find The Quiet House?" 

The other gasped. 

"You are going to _call_!"  He recollected himself and apologized. " I beg
your pardon, but ... go straight down the road ... the prettiest house
on the right.  By the way, if you are staying here I should be happy to
take you round the links.  Or show you the church----"

"Thank you," said Lionel. " You are very good, but I don't know how long
I shall be staying." 

"Well, come round and smoke a pipe after dinner," suggested the
clergyman.  His eagerness to secure one who knew Miss Arkwright was
poorly disguised. " I would say, come and dine, but Mrs. Peters...."

He left it to be understood that Mrs. Peters' permission must first be
obtained.  Lionel could hardly restrain a smile. " Thank you," he said;
"I can not promise yet, but I will remember.  Good-by." 

He left Mr. Peters rejoicing over a fresh piece of news that had
"drifted round," which he meant to retail to his wife at the earliest
opportunity.  As he sat down again to finish his modest allowance, Tony
Wild and Mr. Hedderwick made an unobtrusive appearance.  They had watched
Lionel turn the corner before approaching, for Robert was not anxious to
meet his late visitor by daylight. 

"Good morning, sir," said Tony.  He turned to his friend,--"What's yours? 
Mine is beer, and lots of it!" 

"Mine's bed," said Robert, and sat down with a yawn. 




CHAPTER XII

CROSSED ORBITS


There are few things more restful than watching other people working
hard, and the sensation is doubly piquant when one is sitting in the
shade watching the worker toiling beneath the sun.  Mrs. Peters was
sitting in the shade; and though she would have denied the suggestion of
idleness (for was she not picking the names of likely helpers for the
imminent bazaar?),  it was not unpleasant to observe Brown, the odd-job
man, mowing the lawn.  He seemed willing, though of course you must
remember he had been taken on only two days ago, and besides, knew that
the mistress had her eye on him; sober, too, refusing beer in favor of
lemonade--but there!  that might be hypocrisy, for there is always
something, and these quiet men are often worse than the patently
unsteady.  Probably he gambled.... Still, at present he was undeniably
working, and he had sense enough to oil the machine every quarter of an
hour. 

The vicarage lawn was big enough for two tennis-courts, with a little
over for croquet in miniature or clock-golf.  It took, theoretically, an
able-bodied man an hour and a half to "run the machine over it."  The
optimistic phrase was the vicar's, who had not run the machine (or its
predecessors) for twenty years.  A succession of practical runners made
the sum come out differently; and one rebellious soul--"of course, my
dear, a radical chapel-goer"--had invited his employer to shove the
qualified mower himself and see if 'e could do it in a qualified
howerananarf.  The sporting offer was not accepted, but the idealistic
standard maintained.  It was, in fact, a grass-cutting bogy who had never
been beaten yet. 

"Be careful, Brown," said Mrs. Peters, preparatory to a departure
indoors, "to gather up _all_ the grass and put it in the sack.  It looks
so untidy if you leave any lying about." 

"Yes, ma'am," said Brown respectfully; "I'll be sure to do so.  I ought
to finish in half an hour or so." 

"Less, if you _work_, Brown," said Mrs. Peters reprovingly.  She knew he
had been mowing for little over an hour, but discipline must be kept up. 
Besides, does not Browning say, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp,
or what's a Heaven for?"  Without waiting for possible protests she went
into the house. 

The odd-job man smiled. 

"She's all right," he said softly to no one in particular. " Oh, lor',
_yes_!... _ She's_ all right." 

He whistled softly, but without obvious discontent, and made a change in
his labors.  Giving the machine a well-earned rest, he began to gather up
the cut grass from a square of canvas that lay extended on the ground
and stuffed it into the sack referred to by Mrs. Peters.  This task
brought him near the tall privet-hedge, reinforced by a four-foot
paling, which sheltered the vicarage garden from the road.  He had hardly
accounted for a dozen armfuls when a voice from the other side of the
hedge said, "Good morning." 

Regardless of Mrs. Peters' late instructions, the odd-job man dropped a
generous portion of grass and stood transfixed. " So you've come!"  he
said quietly but distinctly. " For goodness' sake let's have a look at
your pretty face!" 

The privet-hedge parted, and a damsel of twenty-three smiled upon the
gratified Brown. 

"Is that better?"  she asked. 

"Lots," replied the odd-job man, pressing closer to the hedge. " But I
tell you what would be better still----"

"Yes?" 

"I shall have to whisper it...."

The damsel, full of innocent curiosity, bent forward to listen.  The
odd-job man, congratulating himself on extraordinary cunning, bent
forward and essayed a kiss of welcome.  The intended recipient, however,
seemed to be possessed of a sixth sense or instinct, for, when his lips
were on the point of meeting hers, she drew back with a melodious cry of
surprise.  The kiss was too late to be checked, and unhappily was
bestowed upon a bunch of privet. 

The odd-job man mildly whispered the equivalent of "How very annoying!" 
and then remonstrated in a louder tone.  He pointed out that he had not
seen his visitor for a week, and that under the circumstances the least
she could do, etc. 

"Ye ... es," agreed the damsel, parting the hedge once more, "it is
true, all that you say.  But you forget that you have not earned it yet." 

"Holy Moses!"  said the odd-job man, appealing to the heavens. " Here I
chuck my job in London at a word--or, rather, a letter from you!  I come
down here got up as a laborer; I hang about the blessed village till I'm
sick for the town and you again; I get taken on here to work--and, mind
you, it _is_ work, though I don't grumble at that.  And it's all for to
keep an eye on a chap I've never seen." 

"And not for me?" 

"You silly chu--I beg your pardon, miss--that is, my dear!  What I do
mean is, who are you gettin' at?  Of _course_, it's for you, and I'm
going through with it.  But I do think you might give me a bit of
encouragement like, when you come at last----"

He paused; there was the sound of steps coming down the road, and he had
no wish to be overheard courting.  Thus drawn back to real life,
conscience pricked him, and he wondered if there was any danger of Mrs.
Peters reappearing.  In a panic he looked over his shoulder.... No!  the
lawn was deserted: he still had time.  But when he turned to the hedge he
was surprised to see his love with her head pushed right through the
privet, scarlet from excitement.  A hand, too, appeared, enjoining
caution and silence. 

You must have recognized ere this that Brown, the odd-job man beneath
the thrall of Mrs. Peters, was none other than Mr. Henry Brown,
cab-proprietor, under different auspices.  You will remember, then, the
type of man he was but a few chapters ago, middle-aged, reserved,
cautious and a little unenterprising.  But you will not forget that love
had made a change in his habits, outlook and elan.  He was younger now,
more alert, audacious and full of guile.  So you must not be surprised
that when he saw his lady beckoning, appealing to him to come closer, be
careful, not talk, but observe--when he saw her head (and it was a very
pretty head) framed in harmonious privet--when he saw this gift of
fortune, you must not be surprised that he accepted it.  He drew near and
kissed her very quietly but very heartily.  She, for some obscure reason
wishing to remain unseen, did not dare to withdraw her head or box his
ears.  All she could do was to bite her lip and stamp her dainty heel,
while she remained, ostrich-like, in the hedge. 

The footsteps passed, but before they began to grow fainter Henry Brown
repeated the salutation. " Couldn't help it!"  he said meekly, answering
the sparkle in her eyes. " You shouldn't tempt a man.  Now, what's the
row?" 

She was too excited to rebuke him; the moment was too precious to be
lost. " You see him?"  she queried, pointing to the retreating figure of
Lionel, who was on the road to The Quiet House. " Well, that is the man
you are to watch!  That is he from whom you are to recover the document!" 

"The deuce it is!"  said Henry, gazing after Lionel with interest. " Well,
he's big enough to give trouble...."

"You are not afraid?" 

"Not particularly," he said with a slow smile. " It's not a job I hanker
after, but I've promised you to try, and I will try.  You'll tell me, I
dare say, what you think the best way of setting about it?" 

"Of course.  You are far too stupid to think for yourself.  And now,
good-by!" 

"I say, you're not going!  And I had such a lot to talk about ... that
wedding, for instance...."

"What wedding?"  She paused, chin in air. 

"Come!  that's a good 'un.  Ours." 

"Pstt!  the assurance of these male creatures!--As if I would marry a man
who kisses me by force!  No, Mr. Brown, do not count on that.  Do what you
have promised first, and then I will think about it.  If I choose,
well ... If I do not choose, well ... I promise nothing." 

"That's a poor sort of bargain." 

"It is no bargain: I do not bargain.  I give an order.  Good-by.  Oh, I
will write to you----"

"Thank you--thank you----" he began. 

"To tell you what to do.  I shall not be far, but you must not attempt to
see me without my leave." 

She turned on her heel and marched down the road.  The odd-job man
whistled in amused dismay. " They're all alike," he muttered as he turned
to his work again and met the vicar's wife.  She was coming from the
house and wore a severe expression. 

"Did I hear you talking, Brown?" 

"I can't say, ma'am," he answered stolidly.  She frowned. 

"Be good enough not to equivocate," she commanded. "_ Were_ you talking?" 

"I often talk aloud to myself," said Henry mildly.  He was an honest man
and did not take kindly to lies, even of the whitest.  Mrs. Peters
frowned again. 

"Indeed!"  she said icily. " Do you mean to say you were not talking to a
young woman through the hedge?" 

"Yes, ma'am," said Henry, "I was.  I suppose I'm allowed to rest for a
minute now and then." 

"Rest is a very different thing from philandering.  That I can not allow. 
It looks very bad from the road to see the vicarage servants gossiping
or worse through the hedge.  Remember, Brown, it must not happen again.  I
can not understand one of our village girls----"

She paused interrogatively, but Henry was not so silly as to fall into
the trap.  He began to oil the machine, and even Mrs. Peters did not
like to ask pointblank who his sweetheart was.  Instead, she finished
with a snap, "--making herself so cheap." 

She went back to the house again.  Henry straightened up and glared after
her. " They're all alike!"  he said again; but how he could include two
such different people as Mrs. Peters and his adored in the same
condemnation is hard to understand.  The words of the sentence, it is
true, were identical; but the inflection hinted at a great gulf fixed
between the two offenders.  Possibly they were charged with different
offenses. 

"They're all alike...." Are they?  Does the same essential lurk beneath
the surface?  Supposing we could dissect Mrs. Peters, Alicia, Mizzi,
Beatrice Blair, and a thousand Ermyntrudes or Sallies, should we find
the same germ of woman?  Take Lionel's evidence, if it were available. 
You might safely assert that to him Beatrice was different from and
superior to any other woman you could produce.  Henry Brown would as
stoutly hold the same of his anonymous sweetheart.  Mr. Peters and Mr.
Hedderwick we may hope would take an identical line, or at least they
would have once.  But these are, or have been, lovers, the blindest of
mortals, and their evidence is too partial to be trustworthy.  A cynic
like Pope would tell you that every woman is at heart a rake, and might
find a score of others to support him.  A Shaw might produce a monster
like Ann Whitfield and brazenly say she was typical.  A Chesterton would
talk of women being sublime as individuals but horrible in a herd.  A son
might say that his mother was perfect, but he, too, would be partial. 
What is the truth about woman?  Only a woman can say, and she would find
it hard to take a detached view.  Probably truth was partly expressed by
the odd-job man in words--wholly expressed by his words and inflection. 
They are human and feminine if you probe deep enough, but there are
variations, unimagined harmonies and discords for the seeker. " They're
all alike"--with a difference, and no man can learn the whole truth from
a text-book.  The text-book can give him elementary rules which may serve
him well, but he must be prepared to find plenty of exceptions.  The
student, however, need not fear monotony. 

But while we have been indulging in cheap philosophy Mr. Brown's
sweetheart has got well down the road, following at a considerable
distance the footsteps of Lionel.  Evidently she is in a good humor with
the world, for she hums an air that has a sprightly sound as of the
boulevards or cabarets, and she stops to pick a wild rose.  She is
smiling at her thoughts--possibly at the lamentable lack of self-control
exhibited by her lover, possibly at the remembrance of the grass still
to be mown and neatly gathered.  And as she is in a good humor,
self-possessed, and the air is of the balmiest, is it wonderful that she
should smile absently on a good-looking stranger sitting by the
roadside, smoking a cigarette?  Surely not, as the stranger is Tony Wild,
who has left Mr. Hedderwick exhausted at The Happy Heart, while he
strolls out to examine the lie of the land. 

"Good morning," says Tony courteously, raising his cap.  He does not get
up, for that might frighten her away. " Can you tell me which is the road
to Hetton-le-Hole?  Forgive me asking, but...."

"I have never heard of it," says the lady, with a smile that shows she
penetrates Tony's elementary artifice. " I am sorry.... Good morning." 

Tony deliberately flicks the ash from his cigarette. 

"What a bore!"  he observes with a fluent laziness in his voice, and of
course the lady can not continue her progress while he is speaking.  It
would look so prudish. " I was awfully keen on seeing Hetton-le-Hole, but
nobody here seems to know the road, so I suppose I shall have to give up
the idea.  I say, don't you find life rather a bore?"  It was an abrupt
change of subject, but there seemed no inconsequence as the words
dropped idly from his lips.  He appeared to be talking at random for an
obvious purpose, but with an unaffected sincerity. " Nothing to do, I
mean, and not a vast amount to see.  One day following another, and so
forth, you know...."

"Heavens, no!"  replied the lady with an amused contempt. " There is so
much to see--to ask--to think about!  What can a young man like you think
of himself if he is bored at ... at twenty-six?" 

"Good shot!"  said Tony. " I say, please forgive me being so forward and
pushing and all that, and do sit down and talk to me.  I should be
tremendously gratified, and I'd do my best to amuse you." 

"I have stayed too long already," she said with a crisp note of rebuke. 
"I have neither the time nor the wish to stop and relieve the tedium of
bored strangers.  I hope you will soon find the road you speak of." 

She turned and went on her way.  Tony smiled good-naturedly; really, she
had been quite lenient, though he had hardly deserved all she said and
implied.  She was more than pretty and was evidently no fool.  A lady? 
N--no ... but ... was it worth following up?  Should he try to engineer a
small flirtation or be content with the fair promises held out by Mr.
Hedderwick?  N ... no ... Yes!  She had spurned his lightly-proffered
homage to her charms, and amour propre would not allow him to give in
without a struggle.  He was only too willing in most things to step aside
of his own free will--things so soon lost their interest; but to be
forced to play the part of rejected spectator, that could not be
permitted.  His eyes followed her smilingly. " I bet she turns and waves!" 
thought the despicable Tony. " She's a charming lady's maid who likes
fun, respects herself, and means to be treated with correctness--when
she chooses.  She will turn and wave before reaching that bend in the
road.  And _I_ will be stand-offish and refuse to reply.  A perfect cause
of offense, with a delightful misunderstanding to follow. _ But_, I shall
follow her secretly along the hedge and find out where she lives. 
Admirable!" 

She had gone some little distance, but still did not turn round. 
Worshipers of beauty, modesty, good feeling and decorous behavior,
rejoice!  She did not turn round!  Her gay _svelte_ figure marched bravely
along, virginal defiance in her shoulders and the swing of her
tailor-made skirt.  The fragments of a gallant whistle floated back to
Tony, and he murmured "Bravado!"  with an uneasy doubt.  The curve of the
road was close at hand now: a few more yards would carry her past in
triumph, and the sex be vindicated.  Tony was in painful agitation, for
his knowledge of woman and powers of swift diagnosis were at stake. 
Three yards were left--two--hope seemed dead.  Then, alas!  she stopped
and a smile crept to his lips.  But she did not turn round--there is
still a loophole for the sex,--she did not turn round!  All she did was
to open her reticule and take her handkerchief from it.  As the
handkerchief was withdrawn a bit of pasteboard was caught in its folds
and fell--unnoticed?--on the road.  Tony waited with vast contentment
until she had turned the corner.  Then with a light heart he followed and
picked up the card.  He read the inscription with amused curiosity.  It
was, "Miss Arkwright, The Quiet House." 




CHAPTER XIII

RATHER STAGY


After Beatrice had bidden Lionel good-by in the early dawn she did the
most sensible thing possible: she went to bed.  But it is one thing to go
to bed and another to go to sleep, as many a sufferer--from insomnia,
love, indigestion, or kindred ailments--has found to his cost.  You feel
weary, oppressed with the want of sleep, let us say, yawnsome--in a
word, ready to drop off the moment you are between the sheets.  But, if a
white night be inscribed in the book of Fate, how changed the mood as
soon as the light is out!  At once, almost, you lose that sense of
impending slumber and become wide awake, clear-eyed and keen of brain. 
Something occurs to interest your mind and you meditate perspicaciously
thereon.  Another thought succeeds, and another, and you grow more
wakeful every moment.  Soon you begin to say, "I must go to sleep now,"
and resolutely try to refuse to think.  But resolution is vain before
insomnia.  Eyelids may be tightly shut, but the masked eyeballs still
peer vigilantly into the void: hands may clench themselves in the
hopeless effort to compose the will and induce the wished-for slumber:
the alert body may strive to cheat itself by observing the accustomed
ritual--first on the right side, then left, then right again--in the
expectation of influencing mind by matter: droves of sheep may be
counted passing through innumerable gates--poems recited till the very
thought of verse revolts--numerals repeated by the ticking brain--but
still you are far from the haven.  It seems that

    "Not poppy, nor mandragora,
    Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world"

could bestow the most blessed of all boons.  And at last you give up the
unequal struggle and try to make the best of it. 

Failing drugs--and one has to be a smart society lady, a broken man or
woman, for them--there are various palliatives.  You may turn on the
light and read till sleep comes with soothing fingers upon tired brows. 
Or, if young and enterprising, you can go for a walk and see the dawn. 
Or sometimes an impromptu bedroom picnic--bread and cheese and a bottle
of beer raided thief-wise from the pantry, taking great care not to let
the stairs creak and alarm the house--may have excellent results.  These,
and a score of similar expedients, may be recommended with assurance to
the patient.  And if they fail, at least they have passed an hour or so
more pleasantly than in mere acquiescence. 

Beatrice lay awake, sorely against her will.  She knew that sleep was
what she needed, and would need still more within some fourteen hours. 
The strain of acting, followed by her preposterous adventure at the
magnanimous churchwarden's, had used up more of her nervous resources
than was desirable.  Sleep was therefore the obvious thing.  But alas!  it
proved the impossible thing, too, and she lay restless, aglow with
thought, waiting impatiently for what she knew would not come. 

What did she think of during those hours of frenzied vision?  Was it of
Lukos, waiting in an eastern prison for the news that would set him free
to join her?  Was it her dead son, the little boy she had spoken of to
Lionel?  Or Turkey, the land of her adoption, struggling for freedom,
enmeshed with perils, the slave of diplomatic and selfish adventures? 
Her art--had it a place within those weary wheels of thought; her
success on the stage, the triumphs of the footlights--illusory, but so
real in seeming, so satisfying and complete?  Or Lionel--did he whip her
straining fancies to a wilder effort toward the goal?  Something of all
these may have engaged her, for each was inextricably interwoven with
the others.  Lukos--Lionel--the sultan--Mizza--the Hedderwicks--the
ambassador--a hundred minor characters, "supers" in the drama of her
life, wheeled hither and thither, mocking, defying, questioning.  The
horrible lines of Wilde burned in letters of fire upon the wall:

      "Slim shadows hand in hand:
    About, about, in ghostly rout
       They trod a saraband:
    And the damned grotesques made arabesques,
       Like the wind upon the sand." 

Each must have had his place in the drama, but the important question
was, who played the lead?  Lukos or Lionel--honor and faith or ...
inclination?  Yet that is hardly a fair way of putting it: she must not
define her interest as inclination, hinting at something more potent. 
Interest one may admit without qualification: Lionel had saved her life,
was an attractive and pleasant young man, and had been her guest for a
week.  Of course Beatrice was interested; she would have been hard or
inhuman otherwise.  But did her inclination show signs of becoming
something more?  Could she honestly say in the stereotyped phrase that
"he was nothing to her?"--nothing being the antithesis of everything.  In
that sense she could say it, for he was certainly not everything.  But
was "nothing" exact?  Ah!... 

At least she must have found comfort in the reflection that she had sent
him away on an errand that would avert all danger, if successfully
carried out.  She had been ... weak ... once or twice, but such a
weakness may find a ready forgiveness, considering the circumstances and
the expiation.  Which of us, oh, censorious reader, would have been as
strong as Beatrice? 

Still, she could not sleep, and for the present that outweighed all
moral hesitations and scruples.  At seven o'clock she gave up the unequal
contest, dressed and went out for a short walk.  The air calmed her, and
she gained a respite from the self-examination for an hour.  Then, after
making an effort to eat some breakfast, she sat down to smoke a
cigarette and think again about Lionel.  What was he like, the real man,
the true Lionel?  Was he a man to be trusted, a man to be relied on, the
sort of man, so to speak, one would like (supposing it were possible) to
marry?  Lionel as a husband.... "Husband" brought a smile, a blush and a
frown to the face of Beatrice, and it is to be hoped that the shade of
Lukos noticed the blush as well as the smile. " Heavens!  and I have
only known him a week!"  thought Beatrice with self-chastisement:
"besides ..." Precisely!  There are so many "besideses" in real life. 

But undoubtedly, and without any disloyalty to shades, living or
otherwise, he was the dearest of boys.  He had behaved extraordinarily
well throughout--extraordinarily well, for actresses have unique
opportunities of studying man's weakness--not only in the cab and the
dressing-room, but during the week of voluntary imprisonment.  Polished,
controlled, devoted without being tiresome, he was certainly the dearest
of boys.  Human, too, and humanity was a quality that appealed to
Beatrice; nor did he lack a sense of humor and romance.  But she had only
known him for a week, and could she possibly form an adequate judgment
in such a period? " He may be acting all the time," she thought with a
dismal pucker of the forehead, "and I ought to know how easy it can be
to act.  What a fool I am to worry over things!" 

She threw away the half-smoked cigarette with a petulant gesture and
continued to worry.  The remembrance of Mizzi flashed across her
mind--her prettiness and Lionel's evasive declarations.  These had been
glib enough, no doubt, but glibness and dexterity were not sufficient to
lull the suspicions of Beatrice. " He is a man," she argued angrily,
perversely pleased in lashing her apprehensions, "and a bachelor.  What
else could one expect?  Of course, he may not have kissed her, but.... If
he has, well ... what right have I to...."

Her petulance increased with every moment, and when the bell rang about
ten o'clock she felt more like a naughty ill-tempered child than
anything else.  Remembering that now she had no maid, she controlled
herself and opened the door.  Her face cleared, for on the threshold
stood a man she liked, her manager. 

"Hullo, Ashford!"  she said. " Come in!  I'm glad you've come, for I'm
bored to tears." 

Ashford Billing, a smartly-dressed man of thirty-six, entered.  One would
hardly have guessed him to be connected with the stage, for he had a
mustache, was well-groomed without over-emphasizing the fact, and had a
pleasant look of self-reliance without swagger.  He was tall and lean, as
if he was accustomed to keep himself in hard condition, and though an
American you could scarcely have guessed it from his speech.  Four years
in England, during which time he had studied to erase transatlantic
idioms and intonations with a view of playing on the stage, had been
crowned with almost complete success.  Only a stray word, a phrase
occasionally, showed that he was not a native-born. 

"It's an early call, Miss Blair," he said pleasantly as he followed her
into the sitting-room. " Partly business and partly pleasure.  Which will
you have first?" 

"Oh, pleasure," answered Beatrice carelessly: "I'm tired of business. 
Will you smoke?" 

"No, thank you.  Well, I'll plunge into the pleasure right away, though
there's some business in it, too.  You know I'm not the man to beat about
the bush, so I'll ask you straight out if you're still in the same mind
as you were six months ago?" 

Beatrice made an irritated movement of her shoulders. 

"Oh, bother!"  she answered. " Fancy calling at this hour to ask me that!" 

"Sorry," said Ashford Billing.  He did not appear at all excited, though
his eyes gleamed. " My time's hardly my own just now--working day and
night over the new production, provincial tours and syndicates.  And you
never seem to be at home at reasonable hours--I called twice last week,
but Mizzi said you were out." 

Beatrice blushed, and turned to the window to hide the blush.  She
remembered her instructions to Mizzi. 

"So I thought I'd come now on the off chance," continued Billing. " Dear
Miss Blair, I may not appear romantic or in earnest, but I am.  I'm a
plain man and want to marry you.  You refused me once, but I don't like
giving up altogether.  Is it any good?" 

"Not a bit," said Beatrice decisively. " Sorry, Ashford: I like you
awfully, but not that way.  So you must take that as final." 

"I will for the present," he answered, looking gloomy for a moment.  Then
he brightened up. " But at the risk of offending I warn you that I mean
to ask you again later on, in case you change your mind.  In the American
dictionary there's no such word as 'impossible.'" 

Beatrice was roused at this. 

"Look here, Ashford!"  she said, biting her lip, "don't you talk to me
like that!  It's no good, and I won't have it!  You'll make me lose my
temper in a minute.  I've never encouraged you, though I've always been
fond of you in a friendly way." 

"Then still there may----"

"You've as much chance," said Beatrice, with flashing eyes, "as a
bob-tailed dog in fly time!  There's one of your own Americanisms for
you, and I hope you like it!" 

Ashford Billing could not help laughing, though Beatrice seemed in a
thoroughly bad temper. 

"Say, that's fierce!"  he said, relapsing. " Where did you hear that?" 
Then he became graver. " But I won't worry you any more.  I'm sorry ...
but I guess I'll study to improve my manners." 

"Let's get to business," said Beatrice, sitting down. " I'm tired to
death of this.  What is it you want?" 

"Well," he said, following her example, "I came here for two things.  The
first was to ask you to be my--oh, yes!  good enough!  I know that's a
back number now.  For the present, anyway.  If that didn't materialize I
wanted to know if you'd care to tour the provinces in _A False Step_. 
You know we close down in a week, and I'm going to start the
tour--number one towns only--in the autumn." 

Beatrice shook her head. 

"No; I'm going to take a rest." 

"You'll have lots of time to take a rest before the tour starts.  Why
not----"

"Look here, Ashford!  You seem to think that I don't know my own mind in
anything.  I've already refused your offer for a London shop, and I don't
mean to think about the provinces.  See?  I won't be worried any
more--I'm----"

She paused and suddenly burst into tears, hiding her face in her hands. 
Ashford Billing, long accustomed to the vagaries of leading ladies and
hardened in a rough school, was completely taken aback.  He had known
Beatrice for a fine actress and a finer woman--a woman who had charm,
good looks and character.  To see her break down for no apparent reason
was not merely distressing--it was a shock. 

"Say, little girl," he said kindly--and there was no hint of disrespect,
though on other occasions he was scrupulous in his use of "Miss
Blair"--"I'm real sorry.  I didn't know you'd feel bad about it.  What's
the trouble?  Can I be of any help?" 

Beatrice recovered herself, feeling extremely ashamed. 

"It's only nerves," she replied, drying her eyes with vicious dabs. " I
didn't sleep last night.  That's all.  Give me a cigarette." 

Billing opened his case and gave her one, looking gravely at her.  There
was something behind this, he thought, but what it was he could not
guess. 

"I won't worry you any more," he said quietly. " I'd have liked to book
you for that tour, but I guess you know best.  You've had a tiring
season--long runs are the very deuce, though they pay the manager.  You
take that rest you talk of and make it a good one.  But let me know when
you feel like getting to work again." 

"Thanks, Ashford," said Beatrice, smoking quickly. " You're a good sort. 
But, honestly, I'm thinking of giving up the stage altogether.  I'm
getting sick of it." 

Billing, who had had the kudos of giving Beatrice her first chance, felt
his heart sink.  But, realizing that this was not the time to urge mature
reflection, he held his peace.  Beatrice talked idly a few minutes,
trying to appear natural, but the effort was great. 

"Where are you going for a holiday?"  she asked. 

"Flying," he answered. " Across the channel, perhaps.  I've never done it
yet." 

"What a queer boy you are," she said, looking at him fixedly. " What on
earth made you take to the aeroplane?" 

"Why on earth did I take to the sky?"  he laughed. " I did it to advertise
my first production over here.  It was the right goods, too, for every
one talked about the actor-manager-air-man.  When I found how exciting it
was, I couldn't stop.  That's all." 

"You're odd creatures, you men," said Beatrice, musing. " I should have
thought that managing theaters was exciting enough." 

"Change of excitement--just like falling in love with a new sweetheart,"
he smiled. 

"Ah!  that sounds like a man!  Tell me, Ashford, do all men run after
every pretty face they see?" 

"You want me to give away trade secrets, eh?  Well, I suppose most men
do ... until they're hooked." 

"Ashford! _ Hooked!_  How loathsome!" 

"I beg your pardon ... I was thinking as a cynical bachelor.  What I mean
is that I suppose most men swear off the pursuit once they've promised." 

"And never relapse?" 

He shrugged his shoulders. 

"The decent ones don't, but even they sometimes have a bit of a
struggle.  Take an extreme case: suppose a decent chap gets engaged, and
force of circumstances keeps him apart from his divinity for ...
years...."

"He ought to feel bound in honor not even to think of another!"  flashed
Beatrice. 

Billing sighed. 

"He ought, but he's up against a tough proposition.  At least, the decent
one tries...."

"Men are horrible," she said wearily. 

"Pretty horrible," he agreed, "but there's an amazing lot of unseen
goodness hidden in the dirt.... Men aren't so bad ... some men.  But
we're getting too serious.  I must be off.  It's been a bad morning's work
for me."  He smiled--not very whole-heartedly, but still he smiled. " You
refuse both my offers.  But you'll let me know if I can ever do anything,
won't you?  That's merely friendly." 

Beatrice did not smile, but she looked appreciatively at him. 

"Thanks, Ashford," she said. " Yes; I've just remembered one thing you
can do.  Read a play by a friend of mine." 

He groaned in comic despair. 

"All right!"  he said, "but don't make me promise to produce it.  Remember
this is my living!" 

"No; I only want you to read it.  If it's bad, say so like a man: don't
put the poor wretch off with the usual sugary criticism.  And don't let
it lie for months with all the rest of the lumber.  You managers are
cruel to authors, and you've had this one lying idle a long time." 

He did not deny the charge, save by a smile. 

"I'll read it this week, sure," he said. " What's it called, and who's
the author?" 

"I forget the name of the play.  The author is a Mr. Mortimer." 

She said the name quite easily and without a blush, but Billing on the
instant thought, "Who the devil is he?  And what does she want to push
his play for?"  But he did not allow his face even to hint at surprise. 
He just held out his hand and said good-by, as naturally as if he had
not been rejected without any hope of a future recantation.  For though
he professed optimism, in his heart he felt that Beatrice was not for
him, and the knowledge hurt. 

"Good-by," he said cheerily. " Mind you have a good holiday, and come
back to work soon." 

"Good-by, Ashford," she said, trying to keep back some unnecessary
tears.  She had known him for some time and guessed what he was thinking. 
He, she was sure, was at least one of the men who tried. " You're a good
sort.  Good-by." 

Then she telephoned to a garage: "I want my car at two o'clock!" 




CHAPTER XIV

A RISE IN THE WORLD


The Happy Heart was an ideal resting-place for a tired man, whether town
or country-bred.  To the former it made the stronger appeal, for there
could be no greater contrast than between The Happy Heart and the
flaring brazen public-houses which offer solace to the dwellers of the
pavement.  These attract by their fierce pledges of light, warmth and the
stimulated oblivion of the moment; The Happy Heart draws the
heart-strings alike of the physically tired and mentally jaded.  Apart
from the promise of good liquor--and all who go to Shereling can rely on
the promise being fulfilled--it makes an esthetic appeal.  For it is
still an old-fashioned country tavern of the prettiest type, destined to
make even the total abstainer wonder whether he be so absolutely in the
right after all.  It boasts a porch, over which a Virginia creeper
spreads its amorous leaves; rose-bushes waft a welcome and the sure hope
of peace to plowman or golfer after the day's striving.  A meditative
cow, apparently an artistic fixture, chews the cud in a field hard by
from day to day.  Smoke curls lazily from a huge and ancient chimney, as
much as to say, "Be of good cheer!  I come from the kitchen!"  And there
is, too, one of those signposts you see sometimes in the south,--a
pillar placed separate from the inn itself with a swinging board above. 
The superscription, by the way, was due to the fancy of the squire's
wife.  When the squire entered into his inheritance and married he had
had dreams.  He wished to be like Dogberry and have everything handsome
about him.  His wife, a pretty imaginative creature, had imbued him with
ideas for the betterment of his dependents, and he had tried to fulfil
her wishes.  He inclined to the practical side, and to him was due at
least half the credit for the improved housing and sanitation of
Shereling.  She, practical enough, thought that estheticism should show
an equal growth; and to her shade the visitor does reverence when he
admires the profuse planting of trees, the village library with its good
pictures, the addition of a tower to the church, and a fine organ.  Last,
but not least, she persuaded her husband to have the inn called The
Happy Heart, instead of The Bull and Dog. 

In this desirable residence Tony and Robert Hedderwick sat at two
o'clock, enjoying their cigars after a copious lunch.  Robert had slept
the whole morning, and now felt a new man.  Tony was tired, but
disinclined for bed,--there had been too much to interest him up to the
present, and he felt there might be more to come.  This was such a new
sensation that he had no trouble in propping his eyelids till the
evening, and he listened with zest while Robert prattled cheerfully of
his incredible adventures.  They had, of course, agreed to work as
partners, so long as tedium kept away: they were mutually attracted, and
already more than friendly.  Confidences had been exchanged: Tony had
repeated to the envious churchwarden some of the tamer episodes of his
dilettante existence; Robert had tried to cap them with his burglars and
Alicia. 

"But you ought to let your wife know something," suggested Tony. " She
may be worrying." 

The churchwarden looked a little uneasy. " If I write I might be traced
by the postmark," he objected. " I suppose I might send a letter saying
I'm all right to a friend, and get him to readdress it.  But even then
there's a danger...."

"There's danger any way," said Tony, smoking thoughtfully. " From what
you tell me, I should think Mrs. Hedderwick would not hesitate to use
detectives if she thought it necessary.  I should hardly think it would
be long before they picked up your trail, unless you communicate with
her.  Really, you know----" He broke off suddenly and laughed. " No!  don't
write; I've got a better plan.  I won't tell you now, but keep it for a
little--till a dull hour comes and we are hard up for something to do." 

Robert, naturally curious, begged for enlightenment, but Tony was
adamant.  Changing his ground, he declared that there was no hurry for a
day or two,--or at least for a few hours.  Mrs. Hedderwick would probably
take a couple of days to make up her mind to use the police, and
meanwhile they were better employed in seizing the thrills of the
moment.  Tony got his way, of course: he was accustomed to lead and exact
obedience.  Personality and class-consciousness, coupled with a humor
that appealed to his victims, made the task easy. 

"I haven't told you yet," said he, after silencing Robert's objections,
"what I did with my morning.  Well, I looked round and got the general
hang of the village.  More, I followed our mysterious friend--let's call
him Billy,--and from a distance saw him enter The Quiet House. ( Queer
place that, by the way.  Surrounded by a brick wall ten feet
high,--couldn't get a glimpse inside except through a gate.)  The
landlord tells me that he hasn't booked a bed here, so it looks either
as if he meant to leave Shereling or stay at The Quiet House." 

"A good job, too," commented Robert. " It wouldn't do for him to see me. 
Of course I should be recognized at once, and that would make him
suspicious." 

"Quite so," agreed Tony. " If he hung about here you'd have to stay in
bed all day,--rather a depressing prospect when fun is promised.  But if
I were you I'd give a false name to the landlord.  If Billy heard of Mr.
Hedderwick it would make him think of things." 

Robert had an instinctive repugnance to the plan.  In some obscure way it
savored of criminality, and the shackles of convention were still not
wholly broken.  But in the end Tony again triumphed, and the blameless
Hedderwick was dubbed Bangs.  He did not particularly care for the
choice; but as Tony said he looked the perfect essential Bangs and that
any other name would be unthinkable, Robert gave way. 

"Oh, and I saw some one else," continued Tony when the point was
settled. " A remarkably pretty girl.  She, too, entered The Quiet
House--some time after Billy.  I had seen him safely in, and was waiting
by the roadside when she came along.  She snubbed me--quite
properly,--but was kindly careless enough to drop a card.  It bore the
name of Miss Arkwright, who, I understand, owns The Quiet House.  But
somehow I don't feel sure that the card is hers." 

"Why?" 

"Dunno," said Tony with a dissatisfied air. " I haven't any reasonable
evidence.  A kind of intuition, I suppose, more than anything else. 
Somehow she doesn't _look_ an Arkwright,--she hasn't got an Arkwright
personality.  Now, you simply exude Bangs at every pore,--_you're_ all
right." 

"What was she like?" 

"Bangs being a respectable married man, mere good looks have no interest
for him." (" Oh, but they have!"  interrupted Robert with a naif
eagerness.) " Well, they oughtn't to, then.  As a matter of fact, she was
deucedly pretty, and--good lord!" 

He broke off and jumped to his feet in a listening attitude.  Robert did
the same, for in the porch they heard the voice of Lionel--or "Billy,"
as they had named their anonymous friend--in conversation with the
landlord.  The two men were discussing the weather, and Tony and his
partner looked frantically at each other for a plan.  In another minute
Lionel might enter the parlor, and there was no escape.  The door was but
a yard distant from the porch: the window opened on the road.  To leave
the room by either egress might mean discovery, and for Robert to be
recognized by Lionel would ruin all.  That is, it might effectively put
an end to the development of the adventure, for if "Billy's" suspicions
were awakened he might take the first train back to town.  At least he
would be put on his guard, and that would make things more difficult
than ever.  It was imperative that Robert should be hidden from sight. 
But where?  He could not be concealed under the table, for no cloth lay
upon it, drooping decorously over the edges.  There was no cupboard large
enough to contain the bulk of Bangs.  No friendly screen, the
time-honored refuge of the dramatist, stood in any corner.  No
Falstaffian basket was there to promise aid.  The room was a Sahara in
view of the unhappy arrival of "Billy," and beads of perspiration stood
out on Robert's brow as he waited, without a plan, helpless as a trapped
rabbit. 

Tony's friends used sometimes to complain that he put them in impossible
situations.  The charge was not unjust; but, as Tony would point out when
accused, he was equally ready to sacrifice himself if circumstances
demanded it.  It was unfortunate, no doubt, that Fate seemed to prefer
the immolation of a friend, but that was not his fault,--it was Fate who
should be reviled.  This was an occasion calling for presence of mind,
resource and unflinching discipline.  If the adventure of his life was
to be carried through successfully, no minor considerations--such as
friendship or soot--could be allowed to weigh.  With a strong gesture he
pointed to the old-fashioned hearth and capacious chimney. " Up you go!" 
he whispered. " Look sharp!" 

Robert recoiled. " No!  no!"  he whispered piteously. " Not that! 
Surely----"

He was not allowed to argue.  In another moment Robert felt himself led,
as in a dream, to the fireplace.  The next, and he had a foot upon the
massive iron bars.  Luckily there was no fire laid, no coal to disturb
and proclaim his bid for obscurity.  He looked up into the cavernous
darkness and groaned in spirit; that was the first time he regretted his
mad flight.  Then, helping himself by projecting bricks, searching for
insecure crevices with his toes, he began to climb the few feet
necessary to safety. 

By the time his ankles were the only visible evidence the hearth was
covered with soot, and Tony looked anxiously round for something to
remove it.  As chance would have it, a broom stood in the corner of the
parlor, left there by a careless servant after the morning's tidy-up. 
Triumph in his eye, Tony seized it and approached the hearth.  But on
getting there his purpose changed; temptation was too strong.  Pushing
the broom up the chimney, he used it as one uses a ramrod, helping the
murmurous Robert in his upward path. " Excelsior, old friend!"  whispered
Tony, for an ankle could still be seen. " Excelsior!"  and he thrust with
frenzy.  The only response was a muffled sound that floated down, a
subdued kind of blasphemous choke.  It filtered into the parlor as
"Orpgh," but Tony did not relax his efforts till the ankle had
disappeared.  The next moment Lionel entered the room, followed by the
landlord.  The latter gave an astonished grunt as he surveyed Tony, hands
and face smudged like a Christy Minstrel, and even Lionel's breeding
found it hard to restrain a laugh. 

"There has been a fall of soot, Mr. Glew," observed Tony blandly. " I
found this broom, and was just going----"

"Lor', sir, don't you trouble," said Glew, scandalized that a guest
could so demean himself. " The servant'll do that presently.  I was just
saying to the missus a week ago come Thursday that we should 'ave to get
our chimneys cleaned soon.  We'll 'ave to set about it in earnest now,
and no mistake." 

"I suppose you send over to Dallingham for a sweep?"  suggested Lionel,
sitting down.  The landlord chuckled. 

"Yes, sir, when the squire's at 'ome. ' E makes us.  But when 'e's abroad,
why, we do the old-fashioned way--light a batten of straw and burn the
flue clear." 

A slight scuffle proceeding from the chimney seemed to hint that Mr.
Bangs had heard.  Could it be that he feared lest they were going to
clean the flue in the old-fashioned way now, or was he merely suffering
from cramp?  Whichever it was, he shifted: the noise was unmistakable,
and the fall of more soot made the landlord shake his head. 

"I doubt there's a bird got down the chimney," he said, scratching his
chin. " Those jackdaws or young rooks do sometimes.  Give me the broom,
sir, and I'll soon have him down." 

Tony's hand tightened on the broom. 

"Let me," he said suavely. " There's no need for two people to get
black."  Without waiting for a reply he approached the fireplace and
thrust his weapon strenuously aloft.  It was no time for half measures,
and Tony felt obliged to be as realistic as possible in the interests of
his friend.  Realism, however, may be carried to excess (as Mr. Bangs
pointed out later with no little heat), and the fluttering of the
mythical bird would have drawn tears to the eyes of humanitarians. 

"It's no good, sir," said the landlord, dismally observing the soot;
"it's out o' reach.  I fancy I'd better get that straw and ha' done with
it." 

"That's rather too cruel, landlord," said Lionel from his seat. " I don't
like the idea of smothering the poor beast." 

"Put it this way, sir," said Glew, who was an amiable fellow; "is it
better to smother it or leave it there to starve?  My way 'ud take five
minutes--yours a couple o' days.  Well, sir?" 

"I suppose you're right," said the soft-hearted Lionel, "but I don't
half like----"

"Don't you worry," struck in Tony, who was beginning to get anxious. " I
tell you what!  It's a big chimney and I'm pretty slim.  If you'll let me
go up to-night after the pub's closed, Mr. Glew, I'll strip and climb. 
Of course we mustn't leave it there, and smothering doesn't appeal to
me." 

"You're a decent chap," said Lionel, moved to admiration.  Tony modestly
murmured "Not at all," and hoped the landlord was satisfied.  But he was
not.  The very ideer!  One o' his guests a-climbin' the chimney!  No!  he'd
send the boy up.  Hi! 

Things were now looking very black in more than one sense, and the
disciple of romance in the chimney had serious thoughts of a descent. 
But as the landlord opened his mouth to bellow for the boy, the man from
up-stairs--"Mr.  Beckett"--passed the door with his golf-clubs slung over
his shoulder.  He looked in and said, "I'm going up to the links, Mr.
Glew.  Dinner at seven-thirty, please," in a polished voice that carried
a hint of an alien accent.  Then he went on. 

Lionel determined to follow.  He had been to The Quiet House that morning
and had learned that Miss Arkwright was away.  She would be back,
however, about four.  The door had been answered by the dumb footman
spoken of by the vicar, who had exhibited one of those dials that stand
on hall tables--"Out--in at...." So Lionel had come back, meaning to
kill a couple of hours at the inn.  But when he saw the man "Beckett" it
struck him that he might as well waste those hours on the links.  He
might possibly get into conversation with this man, whom he felt sure
was the Turkish ambassador.  Every thing pointed to it,--the newspaper
paragraph--the accent--the assumed name (for he had confessed it to the
vicar)--the age.  Supposing this to be so, he might be worth watching.  If
Beatrice were right in her suspicions and conjectures, it was quite
possible Mizzi would follow him to Shereling and seek an interview. 
Mizzi, in point of fact might have already made an assignation--she
might even be waiting on the links!  Supposing he found them ... well, at
least he would have verified suspicions, and could chart his course by
certain knowledge.  Yes, he would follow on the off chance. 

He did not take as long to make up his mind as we have taken to describe
it.  The reader, if kindly-hearted, should be glad of this; for meanwhile
the unhappy Bangs has risked exceeding the proverbial allowance of "a
peck of dirt" to be swallowed in a lifetime.  Lionel, then, went out,
leaving Tony to deal with the landlord.  He sighed with relief, for at
least the most important character had disappeared. 

"Mr. Glew," he said winningly, "I have a little surprise for you.  May I
close the door for a moment?" 

"Cert'n'y, sir," said the other, staring.  His bovine gaze followed Tony
as he walked to the fireplace, stooped down, and said gently, "_Come,
birdie, come!_"--a song of his childhood flitting suddenly across his
brain.  To make his meaning perfectly clear, he added, "It's all right,
Bangs.  You may get down from the table!"  Then he discreetly retired a
few paces and waited.  He had not to wait long. 

"_Mygoard!_"  said the landlord explosively, and indeed there was excuse
for the expression.  It was caused by the extraordinary entrance of Mr.
Bangs.  He clambered down painfully for a few feet, but just as he
reached the bottom his foot slipped and he sat down emphatically, facing
them, in the grate.  The appearance of this gnome, silent, save for a
strange wheezing that rasped its way through a soot-slaked windpipe,
baffled description.  Tony looked at the figure with a mournful
compassion, and the landlord rocked drunkenly against the door. 

"You see, Mr. Glew," said Tony soothingly, "it happened like this.  My
friend--who, I am sure, will corroborate me as soon as he has had a
drink,--my friend and I had a dispute about chimneys.  He averred that
they often concealed a 'priest's hole,'--one of those hiding-places for
Popish priests we read about.  I disagreed, and our dispute became so
heated that we even staked money--Mr. Bangs, on the probable existence
of such a chamber here, I on the negative side.  He is an enthusiast, and
nothing would content him but the immediate settlement of the question. 
So, despite my protests, up he climbed.  Just as he was about to descend,
you and the other gentleman entered.  Conceive the position!  He naturally
had no wish to be discovered in such a situation, and waited, hoping the
parlor would soon be empty.  Your suggestion of the batten upset all
calculations.  Now, I am sure you will spare his feelings and say nothing
of this.  All he requires is a hot bath.  You quite understand?" 

The landlord gave a crow of assent.  But as he went down the passage a
deep rumbling, suppressed but distinct, betokened that he could not
regard the situation seriously.  When the door was closed Tony turned
apologetically to his companion-in-arms. 

"Awfully sorry, old chap," he said, "but it was one of those things that
had to be.  You quite see that, I hope?" 

"_Krwx!_"  said the gnome, weeping. "_ Krwx!  airp--krwx!_" 




CHAPTER XV

A CHANGE OF LODGING


At the club-house Lionel put his name down for a week's membership,
thinking it might be useful.  He learned from the local professional in
the course of a short chat that there were only some half-dozen players
out that afternoon, all being men.  Mizzi, therefore, had not assumed the
disguise of a golfer, though she might be waiting somewhere on the
horizon at an appointed trysting-place.  The ambassador drove from the
first tee while they were talking: he was playing a solitary game
against bogey, who--judging from the first three shots--appeared likely
to win.  The fact that he did not take a caddy might mean anything--a
sense of shame or an expected meeting with Mizzi.  Lionel, that he might
have a reasonable excuse for keeping him under observation, borrowed
some clubs from the pro.  on the plea that his own had not yet arrived. 
He had not played golf for years, but trusted that some of his ancient
skill might still remain,--enough, at least, to justify his appearance
on the links. 

The scheme, however, produced little, for there was no sign of Mizzi. 
Lionel played slowly, keeping a methodical hole behind all the way.  At
the fifteenth, however, he caught up with his quarry.  In a moment of
ill-judged enthusiasm, and fired by the thrill of a superlative
brassie-shot, he went all out for his third.  It was a long hole--bogey
five--and there was a deep bunker guarding the green.  Lionel, after some
consideration, took the mashie in preference to the iron.  It was a
mistake, for the green was farther than he thought.  He made a beautiful
full shot that flew straight but fell short, deep in the heart of the
bunker. " Spoilt it!"  thought Lionel with natural melancholy. " Ah!  well! 
Not so bad, considering I haven't played for so long." 

As he walked on he remembered with a pang that he had forgotten the
ambassador.  In the pleasure excited by a perfect drive, a perfect
brassie-shot, and an ill-fated, ill-judged, but clean full mashie, he
had lost sight of the other's existence.  Now he was nowhere to be seen. 
"Confound it!"  thought Lionel uneasily; "what a kid I am to get carried
away by the game!  Has he holed out and gone on, or is he by any chance
in that bunker?" 

He hurried forward, now thinking only of the chase; and as he drew
nearer he heard curious sounds proceeding from the grave of so many
hopes.  Voluble, emphatic and distinct utterance in an alien tongue
floated through the abashed ether, and with a sigh of relief Lionel
approached and stood on the brink of the pit. 

It was a deep sandy hollow, shored up on the farther side with stout
banks of timber, and at the bottom stood the ambassador cursing his
ball.  So intent was he on this futile but human act, that he did not
observe his audience above.  Lionel stood and watched, not ill-pleased
that an aged arbiter of the peace of nations could on occasion show some
feeling, real if regrettable.  Presently the exasperated diplomat ceased
his objurgations, swung his niblick once more and tried to get out.  He
struck once and the ball bounded heartily against the timbers, falling
back at his very feet.  He smote again and a shower of stinging sand
whipped sharply in his face. "_ Whee!_"  he said distinctly, and Lionel's
cheek tingled in sympathy.  He swung a third time and with neat precision
played a flint-stone well on the green, laying it dead.  Being a man of
obvious determination, though limited skill, he tried again, and yet
once more.  Then, with uncouth barbaric cries, which Lionel rightly
guessed to be in the Turkish language, he lashed flail-wise at the ball. 
It rolled, leaped, hopped--grew vivid with excitement, but still it
never left the bunker. 

He gave it up at last.  This cunning diplomat, this indomitable
statesman, was obliged to own himself defeated.  Picking up the ball, he
deliberately took a knife from his pocket and tried to cut it in half. 
This proving impossible, he flung it away, resolved that nevermore
should he be troubled with this particular disturber of the peace.  Then
with a resolute quiet action, he broke his niblick across his knee. 
Lionel, hoping to get into conversation, left his eyrie and joined him
in the pit. 

"My turn now, sir!"  he said with a fictitious cheerfulness. " I hoped the
green was twenty yards closer.  This is a beastly place to get out of." 

It was a false move.  Had he waited till the other had done a hole in
three, or at least made one good approach, Lionel might have found him
good-humored, conversational, entertaining.  But at the moment he was not
himself.  With a contemptuous "_Allez au diable!_"  the ambassador looked
sourly on Lionel and climbed slowly up the hill.  Lionel, disappointed
but not resentful, watched him drive from the next tee. 

He followed him round without result, and in the fulness of time saw him
leave the golf-house and walk dejectedly home.  After watching him enter
The Happy Heart, Lionel made his way peacefully to The Quiet House,
hoping Miss Arkwright would have returned.  In this he was not
disappointed, for the silent footman bowed in answer to his question and
held the door invitingly open.  Lionel accepted the unspoken welcome,
entered and was shown into the drawing-room.  The footman placed a chair
and motioned that he should sit down.  Lionel obeyed with a vague feeling
that something was amiss.  Was it the silence of the footman that gave
him an uncanny impression, or was it the atmosphere of the house?  He had
heard of presentiments of ill under similar circumstances and had
disbelieved them all, but now it was different ... he was uneasy.  After
sitting uncomfortably in his chair, half expecting it to play some
goblin trick upon him, he got up and began to look at a picture hanging
above the mantelpiece. 

He was still busy with his scrutiny when he heard the door open and
close again behind him.  Turning at the sound, he saw a lady standing
perfectly still in the middle of the room.  Lionel gasped, and almost
fell. "_ You!_"  he quavered, sure now that wizardry was at work. "_ You!_" 

"Please sit down," said a grave voice. " I am Miss Arkwright." 

Lionel pulled himself together with an effort, but he did not sit down. 


"No," he objected steadily. " I am sorry to contradict you, but that is
not true.  You are playing a trick on me for some reason that I can not
understand.  But I swear that you are not Miss Arkwright." 

The lady smiled, as one who soothes a maniac. 

"Indeed?"  she said courteously. " Then perhaps you will tell me who I
am?" 

"You are Miss Beatrice Blair," said Lionel in a hard voice.  He was
bitterly disappointed, and no wonder. 

"Beatrice Blair?"  repeated the other, with an astonishment that could
not but be genuine. " Whom do you mean?  Who is Beatrice Blair?" 

"She was playing last night at the Macready Theater," returned Lionel
with a patient dignity. " How she contrives to be at Shereling at this
hour, mystifying a poor wretch whose only fault is a too ardent
devotion, I can not explain." 

This he thought rather a fine speech, and he was relieved to see the
clearing of her brow.  But he was mistaken as to the cause. 

"The Macready Theater!"  cried the lady in a tone of satisfaction. " Ah!  I
can guess now.  You must mean my sister, of course.  There can be no
other explanation.  I know she is"--she shuddered daintily--"an actress,
but I had quite forgotten her nom de guerre." 

"Her ... sister ..." repeated Lionel dully. " Why, yes ... I thought I
was calling on her sister ... I wished to see her--not Miss Blair
again...."

He sat down, unable to realize it yet. 

"Did you not know we were twins?"  she asked, clearly anxious to help
him. 

"I had heard ... but I did not expect...."

"To find the resemblance so striking?  I have not seen my sister for
years, but when we were younger strangers often mistook us.  We were
mutual replicas.  I imagine from your surprise that the resemblance is
still very marked." 

"That is the feeblest way of putting it," he answered, still staring as
if fascinated. " You are identical in every feature--eyes--hair--even the
voice...."

"Perhaps you might find that we differ in disposition--in character----"

He interrupted bruskly, forcing himself to accept the incredible. 

"Excuse me; but I can not imagine any one so perfect as Miss Blair." 

The lady sighed. " She is on the stage." 

"Good heavens, madam!"  said Lionel with scornful candor. " Does the stage
spell infamy to you?  I thought that attitude was _vieux jeu_ now." 

"I may be old-fashioned," she said primly, "but I am under few
illusions.  Of course I would not even hint that my sister is likely to
tread the downward path" ("Oh, _lord_!"  he groaned in spirit)--"one of
our family must have sufficient firmness of character to rise above even
_her_ environment.  But we know the old proverb of pitch and defilement;
can she honestly hope to retain her bloom unsullied?" 

"Have you ever--I won't say 'met an actor or actress,'" asked Lionel in
polite wrath, "but, been to a theater?" 

"Certainly.  Three pantomimes and _Our Boys_." 

"But that is--how many years ago?" 

"It was a revival of the play," she said with a blush, and Lionel was
glad to notice that she had at least one human trait. " I am thankful to
say that I did not laugh." 

"And you rest your condemnation on that?"  he asked, disgusted that so
pretty a creature could be so narrow. 

"On that, on what I have been told, and on the ridiculous number of
post-card favorites that I see--often in deplorable dishabille--in every
stationer's shop.  I have deliberately come to the conclusion that the
stage is immoral.  How, then, can I avoid condemning my sister's
lamentable choice of a career?" 

Lionel rose, pale with anger, forgetful of his errand. 

"I am sorry to hear it," he said with absurd dignity.  Of course, he
ought to have laughed and talked about the garden. " I am sorry you
persist in such a hasty condemnation of a noble profession----"

"And of Miss Blair," she put in with a sly jealousy. 

"If you like," he flung out. " I can not allow any one--even you--to
criticize her.  I regret, therefore, that I shall not be able to stop the
night." 

"I was not aware," she said with an unmoved countenance, "that I had
given you an invitation." 

Lionel was so taken aback that he sat down abruptly in his chair.  Then
the humor of the situation came to his rescue and he laughed outright. 
The lady, too, though she made a gallant effort to control herself,
failed miserably.  In a moment the pair of them were united by the most
perfect bond (save one) that earth knows--the mutual appreciation of a
jest. 

Lionel, as the waves of their mirth broke gently into ripples and
presently dissolved in the foam of smiles, realized how foolish he had
been.  When he set out first for The Quiet House he had taken it for
granted that Beatrice had telegraphed to bespeak her sister's
hospitality.  It was only too clear now that she had not done this,
either through forgetfulness, pressure of work, or procrastination.  He
had simply assumed that Miss Arkwright would receive him as her guest,
and the conversation had been too briskly controversial to allow him to
think.  Now he was doubly annoyed at his clumsiness: he had behaved like
a boor and had sacrificed the interests of Beatrice to an ill-timed
chivalry.  His cue was submission at all costs for Beatrice's sake. 

"I apologize," he said with a frank good humor. " I thought your sister
had already engaged your good offices on my behalf."  He noticed
hopefully that Miss Arkwright's eyes still twinkled with amusement. 
Clearly she was not all prunes and prisms. 

"I have heard nothing," said the lady much more sweetly. " No doubt she
meant to write, and forgot.  Poor Beatrice!  She was always harum-scarum." 

To a sensitive man this might have implied a lack of confidence in the
protege of Beatrice, and Lionel moved uneasily. 

"I hope," he said humbly, "that you will forgive me.  I trust that you
will allow me to prove my good faith--that----"

"I shall ask you to dine and sleep?"  she said bluntly, though a charming
smile softened the crudity of her words. " Well, Mr.----?" 

"Mortimer.  Lionel Mortimer." 

"Mr. Mortimer, I do not doubt your word for a moment.  I should enjoy
cultivating your acquaintance and hearing some first-hand news of my
sister.  But I fear it is impossible.  You see there are the proprieties
to be considered.  I am a single lady, and perhaps...."

To Lionel this was an astonishing view of the case.  After his
unconventional week at the Bloomsbury flat he was poorly qualified to
appreciate the apprehensions of Miss Arkwright.  His brain told him idly
that she was perfectly right, but his heart merely insisted on the abyss
between her outlook and her sister's.  And, as usually happens, the heart
found the readier audience. 

"Quite so--quite so!  But surely you----"

"Are old enough?"  she suggested helpfully, plunging him deeper. 

"No--no!  I did not mean that!  I only meant that surely you have a
housekeeper--some person of mature age, much older--oh! _ much_ older
than yourself--who would save the situation?" 

"Well," she admitted with an exasperating coyness, "I have such a
domestic, it is true.  Mrs. Wetherby is sixty.  Do you think that would
do?" 

"Admirably!"  cried Lionel in triumph, caring nothing for his recent
buffets. " Admirably!  Mrs. Wetherby shall protect you with the armor of a
centurion--or of a Lord Nelson," he added scrupulously, remembering that
the pre-dreadnought era would carry more conviction. " The thing is
arranged!  I shall stay after all!" 

"Thank you," returned Miss Arkwright with a demure twinkle. (" Is she a
prude?  Oh, is she?"  he reflected, watching.) " Of course, I shall be
delighted to do all I can for a friend of Beatrice.  You really _do_ know
her?"  she asked in pretty appeal, as if frightened at her own rashness. 

"If you like," said Lionel, luxuriously recalling his wonderful week, "I
shall paint a word-picture of her charms.  I shall tell you how her eyes
shame the starlight--how her hair can enmesh the hearts of all
beholders--how her lips----"

"I do not think I need trouble you," interrupted his hostess rather
distantly. " No doubt Beatrice is an attractive young person----"

"_Young person!_"  he repeated, horror-struck. " Beatrice Blair a _young
person_!  Profanity!  Please, please do not----"

"I shall leave you to think of a better description," she said, with a
smile of pity that held no scorn. " I have some letters to write, and I
fear you will have to dine alone.  You must excuse me, but it is
inevitable.... Do you mind ringing the bell?" 

He obeyed, and a moment later the footman entered. " Take this gentleman
to the blue room, Forbes," said Miss Arkwright. " See that he has
everything he wants."  The footman bowed and held the door open for
Lionel. " Dinner is at half past seven.  If you are dull before then,
please go to the library.  But perhaps you are not a reader?  Perhaps you
are of those 'whose only books are----'" She checked herself, as if
remembering her own correctness or the immobile Forbes. 

"They taught me only wisdom--the best wisdom of all," said Lionel,
answering the unfinished quotation.  Then he went out, wondering. 




CHAPTER XVI

A LETTER AND SOME REFLECTIONS


     "BLOOMSBURY, LONDON. 

     "DEAR MR.  MORTIMER,--Long before this reaches you my sister
     will have received a telegram introducing you properly.  I am so
     sorry that I forgot to wire before, but I have been so harassed
     and busy that I never thought about it.  A true woman, you will
     say--I can almost see your superior smile as I sit writing
     here, yet I dare to hope that the smile will not be too
     superior, that a touch of pity will creep in when you remember
     that my worry is for a husband's freedom.  If only I can save
     Lukos--but it is foolish to waste time on 'if's.'  I _mean_ to
     succeed, and you have promised to help me.  You have my
     heartfelt gratitude already. 

     "Thank you for your letter telling me of your arrival at The
     Quiet House.  Do not be discouraged that you have not seen Mizzi
     yet, and that you have been unable to approach the ambassador
     again.  I have been working very hard and am not dissatisfied
     with the results, though they would look paltry if I committed
     them to paper.  My information leads me to think that we are on
     the right track--that Mizzi _is_ the guilty party--that sooner
     or later an attempt _will_ be made to sell the document--and
     lastly that we must suspect every one.  Yes, _every one_!  Even
     my sister, perhaps, and that brings me to the more important
     part of my letter. 

     "I have not seen Winifred for some years, but from the hints
     you gave me in your letter I gather that she is of distinctly
     prepossessing appearance. ( Isn't that how the police reports
     usually describe it?)  My pen hesitates whether to write 'Be on
     your guard' or not.  Shall I?...  may I?...  But it is written and
     must stand.  Oh!  do not imagine that I am distrustful--I _know_
     you can be relied on--I _know_ you can be true and firm and
     faithful: but my heart fails when I remember that you are a
     man; encompassed, too, by perils you hardly perceive, snares
     almost impalpable.  Forgive me!  I have no right to speak like
     this.... I know you are honorable ... but the greatness of the
     stake forces me to utter my warning--to foresee danger which
     may be remote--to leave no stone unturned to insure a
     triumph--to guard against any weakness, however venial or
     trivial, which may make my path--and the path of Lukos!--more
     difficult. 

     "This is a rambling letter.  It is midnight, and I have had a
     tiring day.  Forgive me and understand; or, if you can not
     understand, forgive!  I urge you again to watch my sister
     carefully.... Heavens!  it seems a perfidy; but the life of
     Lukos!...  Watch her, I say again.  I have grave cause for
     suspicion, though she does not guess I suspect.  Why she, above
     all others, should betray me I can not tell.  I had hoped
     that--but this is weak and futile. _ Watch her carefully._ 

     "You say that up to the present nothing has happened.  It may
     well be that nothing will happen for a time.  In any case, you
     are of the greatest service by remaining at The Quiet House--on
     guard!  Stay there at all costs, till you hear from me again.  Do
     what _she_ tells you--play the hypocrite if need be--strive to
     conciliate her, but _watch_.  I have London under my eyes. 

     "So much for the chief business.  As for news, the play ceases
     very shortly and I may be able to arrange a meeting, when we
     can talk things over.  On the whole, I am happy, being busy,--at
     least as happy as I can expect to be until.... Oh!  by the way,
     since we parted I have had another offer of marriage.  Such a
     nice man, too.  But if only men could be satisfied with being
     true _friends_.... Some men can, I know, but the rest ... I am
     tired.  Good night, my friend.--Your friend,

     "BEATRICE BLAIR." 

Such was the letter that Lionel was reading for the fiftieth time since,
a fortnight past, it had come to The Quiet House.  It gave him little
information and less comfort.  From the formal "Dear Mr. Mortimer" ("Hang
it!  I couldn't _expect_ 'Lionel'!"  he told himself savagely) to the
distant intimacy of "Your friend Beatrice Blair," it was unsatisfying to
a devoted adherent of romance.  Yet what else could he ask for?  He was
not in love--no!  he was not in love, for there was a husband!  Besides,
Beatrice would be the last person to lead him on when.... Stay!  there
had been temptation on her part in the cab and in the dressing-room. 
Yes, there _had_; there was no sense in pretending to himself that there
had been no encouragement: there _had_.  Charity (a word, by the way,
which the Revised Version has altered to "Love") on the instant said:
"Coxcomb!  She led you on to engage your services for Lukos.  A pardonable
deception." " Very well," grumbled Lionel, admitting the justice of the
argument, "let it be so.  But it seems a little rough on...?" 

Leaving this, he turned to other items, trying to read some new shades
of meaning into the too-well-remembered words.  She was working
hard--good: she was fairly happy--good: he must stay where he was--good:
watching--good: Lukos--Lukos--again Lukos ... h'm ... yes,
good--certainly good.  The beggar was her husband, after all. 
Good.  The sister was pretty--a smile: he must be on his
guard ... h'm ... perfidy ... a traitor ... of prepossessing
appearance ... could she be ... jealous? 

"Coxcomb!"  said reason again: "look at the end--'Your _friend_.'  Then,
too, there is 'another proposal ... such a nice man.'  Jealousy?  Ha!  ha!" 
Lionel swallowed the pill with a bad grace and put the letter away. 

He had been at The Quiet House for a little more than a fortnight, and
up to the present he had achieved nothing.  Mizzi had made no sign, the
ambassador was invisible, no further instructions had come from
Beatrice.  Yet he had been interested and amused, studying the character
of his hostess and waiting, Micawber-like, for something to turn up. 

His position was the oddest conceivable.  Since Beatrice's telegram ("She
introduces you," said Miss Arkwright, "at the price of five and
threepence.  You must be an exceptional man!")  he had been more than a
guest, almost an old acquaintance.  He had been accepted without
question, treated as an equal, hall-marked with the stamp of an
Arkwright's approval, because the Arkwrights, it appeared, prided
themselves on their hospitality.  It was not for the sake of Beatrice
alone that he received so warm a welcome: she was a lady to be mentioned
with reserve, being "on the stage."  But she was an Arkwright, and a
guest vouched for (especially at five and threepence) by an Arkwright
was a person to be considered. 

This at a price, and a curious price at that. " In some things I am a
faddist," Miss Arkwright had said the morning after his arrival. " I
admit it freely.  I am glad to welcome you here, Mr. Mortimer, but if you
stay you must give me your word not to go outside my grounds during your
visit.  The garden is large--the village uninteresting, so your curtailed
liberty will not be much of a deprivation.  You think me insane, perhaps? 
Well, I have reasons for my wish,--personal reasons into which I can not
enter.  That is the only stipulation I make: can you accept it?" 

He said yes, for refusal meant a lodging at the inn, where he could not
watch her.  In his letter to Beatrice he told her of this extraordinary
whim, and asked whether she thought it better to agree or to pack up and
go.  Her "stay at all costs" was sufficient answer, and though he hoped
this did not mean "If need arise, break bounds and your word," still he
meant to do it if necessary.  The life of Lukos and her happiness were
worth more than a detective's honor. 

But up to the present there had been no question of breaking bounds.  He
could see nothing of Mr. "Beckett" nor Mizzi, but he was obeying
Beatrice.  And it was not unpleasant even for a detective to enjoy
luxurious idleness, a perfect garden and the society of a charming
woman.  For she was charming, despite her fads and bigotry.  She was well
read, exceedingly pretty, and could talk.  The mornings she spent in
writing and arranging her household affairs.  After lunch she gave
herself up to him entirely.  Tea they usually had together in the
summer-house.  About five she always excused herself, and Lionel dined
alone.  He was given to understand that she was busy on a history of the
Arkwright family and could work best at night.  Consequently he never saw
anything of her again till breakfast. 

This naturally struck him as one of the most suspicious features of the
case.  Suspicious--not in the sense that Miss Arkwright was an Ottoman
conspirator, for that he had been instructed to expect; but suspicious
for a deeper reason.  More than once during the first week of his stay he
had caught himself wondering, "Can she be, by any chance, Beatrice
herself, masquerading as her own sister?"  It was a solution that
suggested itself to a mind seeking explanation of extraordinary things,
extraordinary people.  It was the most natural suspicion in the world,
considering what he had gone through.  He rejected it at first as being
preposterous and disloyal, but common sense and a dislike of being
victimized made him return to the idea and weigh it from day to day. 

In the end he discarded the theory.  It was, he thought, too enormous a
deception to be carried through with success: even Beatrice, actress
though she was, could not have the histrionic powers necessary to the
feat; such a _tour de force_, continued from day to day, was impossible. 
Besides, Miss Arkwright and her sister were different in many points. 
They were, it is true, identical in voice, feature and carriage, but
their outlook and ideas were far asunder.  Winifred Arkwright obviously
hated the stage, while Beatrice Blair was an actress; Winifred seemed
timid in some respects, Beatrice radiated courage; the latter had never
mentioned religion; the former was a Christian Scientist; Beatrice
adored asparagus; Winifred's weakness was kidney beans.  These, and a
hundred other variations, trivial in themselves but overwhelming in the
mass, gave him heart of grace and a fresh faith in his lady of the
stage. 

But despite all this he claimed that Winifred _might_ be Beatrice.  It
was almost unthinkable, but still it _might_ be so.  What gave the coup
de grace, at least for a time, to his vain imaginings was a copy of _The
Times_.  It has been said that Miss Arkwright always left him after five:
this would have given her time to motor to London and play at the
theater if she had been Beatrice Blair.  But Beatrice herself had written
that the play was soon to be taken off: when he saw an announcement in
the newspaper that the Macready Theater was closed, he wondered if his
hostess would join him at dinner that night.  If she _did_, why, it would
be a damning fact.  But she did not, either on that or any subsequent
day.  He breathed more freely, and went on waiting as patiently as he
might. 

The task of learning the house, grounds and personnel did not take long. 
The servants were an aged cook, whom he never saw; a gardener; Forbes
the footman; and the housekeeper, Mrs. Wetherby, a silent faded woman
of over sixty, whose recreation outside her duties was the game of
patience.  A sad and oppressive creature, she, whose life had been a
tragedy.  The details were not given, though Lionel gathered that it had
been a very ordinary tragedy, but enough to wither her life and make her
shun her kind.  Both the men servants were dumb--an odd circumstance, but
Lionel was getting used to oddity.  He expressed surprise one day, hoping
to draw out his hostess.  She was frank about the matter: "They are dumb,
poor creatures, but their affliction is my gain.  Most servants gossip or
argue.  Mine do neither, and that is why I was at some pains to engage
them.  It works very well, though a stranger is naturally surprised at
first." 

The more he saw of her, the more he admired.  The primness of her
attitude, when he began to know her better, struck him as being anything
but ineradicable; she was in some things exceedingly human.  They were
talking one afternoon of Christian Science, and Lionel asked her if she
really believed there was no such thing as pain. 

"Of course," she said promptly. " Pain is merely ignorance." 

"Then you must admit," he said, "that there can be no pleasure." 

She was puzzled. " How so?" 

"Everything must have its foil.  Good requires evil as its negative, or
there is--nothing.  So to feel pleasure one must postulate pain. 
Otherwise you are incapable of pleasure." 

"Oh, but I'm _not_!"  she said impulsively, and laughed. 

"Then where are your science and your logic?" 

"You mean I am a woman and illogical."  She parried, evading the dilemma. 
"When you understand our true position you will realize how fallacious
are your arguments.  Now, what do you think of _Pendennis_?" 

He laughed again, but talked Thackeray willingly enough.  When, a few
moments later, she idly plucked a rose and pricked her finger on a
thorn, giving a little cry, he said humorously, "Ignorance, not pain!" 
She disdained to notice him, but smelt the rose luxuriously. " The
illusion of pleasure?"  he suggested, pressing the thrust home.  Her eyes
sparkled with indignation, but he smiled into them unafraid.  They were
getting on capitally, he felt, and it was pleasant to find Miss
Arkwright so much of a woman.  She would pay for flirtatious treatment,
he thought villainously, reflecting what a shame it was that lips so
alluring should be unkissed.  Lionel, you may have observed, was an
adaptable creature.  Fickle?  Surely not.  He had mapped his course and
was steering strictly according to compass.  While Beatrice was still a
grass-widow the more innocent paths of dalliance showed no warning
board, "Trespassers will be Prosecuted."  They were not applauded, it is
true--and here he readily confessed his weakness,--but they were not
forbidden.  So why, in the strict execution of the charge laid upon him,
may he not try to persuade Miss Arkwright to take a less frigid view of
life?  The reader, virtuous soul, may censure: I can only record.  Yet,
too, it was something in the nature of a drug to his conscience.  When he
had time to think (and he had plenty of time for that) he loathed the
idea of being there under false pretenses, playing the spy.  It was all
very well arguing that it was for the sake of Beatrice, but it would
have been an easier task if Winifred had not been so charming.  She was
too charming, but it had to be done.... Of course, he ought to have
refused a hint of dalliance, but one step leads to another, and man is
frail.  Besides, it had not gone very far ... not far enough to hurt
either him or her. 

One mundane detail must be given in this chapter.  The morning after his
arrival he had written to London for a supply of clothes.  For the
credit of the Blair side of the family he felt that some of Beatrice's
notes ought to be spent on an adequate wardrobe.  They came the day
after, giving color to the excuse that his valet had got drunk and
pawned the contents of his flat two hours after his leaving London.  Miss
Arkwright did not seem to think it strange; anything might happen in
that wicked city.  But she considered the Homburg hat a little "too
continental."  This was before her education had begun in earnest. 




CHAPTER XVII

OFF WITH THE OLD LOVE


It is all very well to be urged to suspect, for, within reason, nothing
is easier.  The world, in the process of our education, deals out so many
hard knocks that speedily we begin to look with dubious eyes on every
stranger--sometimes, alas!  even upon our friends.  We suspect the motives
of Smith, who recommends a first-rate cigar: does he get a commission? 
We suspect Brown, who asks us to drop in any evening: has he a
marriageable daughter?  Jones lauds the latest novel: is he the anonymous
author?  Robinson advises the purchase of Consolidated Stumers: is he
trying to make us "hold the baby"?  Suspicion is epidemic.  What the world
wants is a host of missionary spirits to say, "For goodness' sake do
drop suspicion for a while and believe in your fellow man!  Smith really
does imagine himself a judge of tobacco; Brown, as a matter of fact,
thinks you quite a pleasant chap, and his daughter is engaged; Jones
never wrote a line in his life, save on a check; and Robinson for once
has inside information.  Give suspicion a rest!"  Ah!  if only the other
fellow would! 

Lionel had been told to suspect, and at first found the task no harder
than you or I should find it.  But apart from the strong inducement to
forego suspicion--viz.,  the physical and mental attractions of Miss
Arkwright--every day made it more difficult to sustain the suspicious
attitude.  The early surprises--the "out of bounds" rule, the dumb
servants, the seclusion of his hostess and the like--gave him plenty to
wonder at, rich food for a seeker of garbage.  But usage made the odd
seem ordinary, and Miss Arkwright always had an explanation.  The
servants had already been accounted for; the prohibition of the village
might be a whim (though of course he was not satisfied with this), her
own seclusion he guessed, from a hint here and there, was due to a
disappointment in early youth.  But it was really custom that staled the
infinite variety of the first surprises; he had to accept the routine of
The Quiet House, and could not be expected to whip up a daily supply of
suspicions.  One can imagine, perhaps, a Jew in a medieval baron's
dungeon waking peacefully and asking his jailer, "What is it to-day,
Cedric?  A tooth out, the strappado, or the rack?  Just a tooth?  Good." 

The analogy is anything but exact, for Lionel did not get a succession
of thrills.  The daily wonder as to _why_ she forbade him the village;
_why_ she did not receive any local god, parson, squire, or doctor;
_why_ she did this or that, dwindled imperceptibly.  He did not
consciously relax: he had to adjust himself to the new conditions; but
the effort at adjustment grew less laborious, and soon was in some
danger of ceasing altogether. 

Not that he abandoned his vigilance.  Beatrice had enjoined him with
unnecessary and vain repetition to watch her sister.  He gladly obeyed. 
The English language is susceptible of many interpretations, and who
could dogmatize on the precise value to be attached to the word
"watch!"?  Lionel "watched" all the time, but his watching at the end of
a fortnight was very different from the early vigils.  He learned nothing
from watching, save that Winifred Arkwright was a delightful creature,
with hair of such and such a color and softness--eyes of such and such a
sweetness, and so forth.  Things, you observe, of no importance from
Lukos' point of view, though a chronicler is bound to state them,
however briefly. 

They became good friends.  There was no hint of boredom on either side,
no suggestion that the visit was being prolonged a little queerly. 
Lionel, you may be sure, did not offer to go: he was obeying Beatrice
(who had not written again, though he sent a daily bulletin to London),
and was in no hurry to study fresh characters.  It was no ill reward of
virtue to find a replica of Beatrice to keep his devotion alive.  A
brutal phrase,--too brutal.  His devotion was there, hidden below the
surface, but necessarily quiescent as long as Lukos lived.  That might be
for years; therefore, why not sun himself in Beatrice's rays by proxy? 
A statue can partly compensate for the loss of an adored: even a
photograph is better than nothing.  But a real woman,--a living
replica ... Lionel thought himself in luck.  He mentioned this in one of
his letters, hoping to show how strong and faithful he was.  He did not
mention it to Winifred.  Even a lay figure has feelings. 

A lay figure ... was she merely that?  The question came to him more than
once during that peaceful fortnight.  He faced it without a blush, and up
to the present had always been able to give an affirmative answer.  His
memory of Beatrice and the unnecessary warning in her letter enabled him
to watch, admire and lightly dally with the rose-weaved chains.  He
laughed at the warning: he was a man, of course, and no stronger than
his fellows; but fancy being in danger of falling in love with Miss
Arkwright!  In love--real, genuine love ... absurd!  Why, he was not in
love with Beatrice.  Was he?  N ... no.... He was a free man--hurrah! 

At the end of ten days he could utter the mental hurrah with a braver
note: Beatrice was a darling, whom he hoped to see again soon.  But in
love?  No.  In love with Miss Arkwright, then? ( In his mind he now called
her Winifred.)  No.  Of course not.  Absurd.  Was she not a lay figure?.... 
Stay!--that was hardly the choicest of expressions, hardly respectful or
considerate.  She was a delightful lady whom it was his painful duty to
watch.  But one must not speak of her as a lay figure: that is crude,
elementary ... containing a grain of truth, one admits, but likely to be
misinterpreted by the vulgar herd. " A peerless proxy" would be more in
keeping. 

And the proxy, what of her?  How had she fared during her unusual
fortnight?  Patently, anything but ill.  Under the sun of Lionel's
sympathetic kindliness her virgin coldness melted.  They talked together
on every subject--men and women, books, art, music.  Their views often
clashed, but interest is sustained by conflict; complete agreement makes
conversation a superfluity.  Their conversation rarely descended to small
talk, though more than once it became almost a quarrel. 

A quarrel of friends, be it understood,--a quarrel that left no
bitterness behind, but made the next meeting more stored with interest,
explanation, withdrawal, even partial conversion.  Their chief debatable
country was the stage; and at last Lionel had the happiness of winning
the admission that the stage had possibly improved of recent years.  A
great admission for her!  He paid his debt handsomely by a promise to
read a book (five hundred and thirty-seven pages, eight volumes) on
Christian Science.  She gave him the book next day.  Alas!  it now reposes
in the present historian's drawer, the leaves still innocent of the
paper-knife. 

So a pretty comradeship sprang up between a cloistered lady and an
ineligible worldling.  The latter had never a penny, had not so long ago
vowed himself to the service of another, declared upon his honor that
his heart was no one's, lived for the moment on a false-won hospitality. 
What would be the end of such a revolting character?  A queer sort of
hero, in very truth; but the world is an asylum of lunatics seeking
happiness by a host of roads.  You who condemn the road of Lionel are
asked to remember the stony paths he had trodden without complaint.  Let
him settle any difficulties of conscience for himself, and be not too
hasty in your judgments.  Let him at least have his fortnight of
so-called happiness.  If it be not in accordance with your ideas of the
summum bonum, remember that it is not his.  A fortnight in an oasis need
not be grudged when the desert lies behind and before.  If he has not
learned wisdom you may be sure that he will ere long.  Rub your hands,
gentlemen, and look forward to a rare feast of disillusion and
disenchantment!  Possibly there may be an exposure, disgrace, even a
prison if we are lucky and have patience.  And if you can spare a little
pickle for the rod, be good enough to pass it up! 

As for the other characters in this rural comedy--or melodrama if you
prefer it--their lives have been equally uneventful during the last
fortnight.  Tony Wild and Mr. "Bangs" are still occupying rooms at The
Happy Heart, chafing at the lack of events.  They have allowed it to be
understood that they are on a holiday, seeking peace.  They have
thoroughly explored the neighborhood, and failed to find a hint of
interest in any of the Shereling inhabitants.  Even the tap-room yokels
have not produced a stimulating curiosity, and higher society is lacking
in the village.  The squire is away, and medical and legal needs, it
appears, are supplied from Dallingham.  There is Mr. "Beckett," it is
true; but he plays golf, spending the rest of his time in his bedroom,
repulsing all overtures of friendship.  There is the vicarage, of course,
and Mrs. Peters has been prevailed upon to invite them to dinner, for
the vicar is a friendly soul, anxious to make the most of the social
crumbs dropped rarely in his path.  Tony and Robert have dined there,
and been round two or three times to smoke a pipe and inspect the roses;
but Mrs. Peters does not diffuse an atmosphere of comfort, and the vicar
himself is an exhausted fountain after an hour.  A kindly, cheerful
little man; but sixty minutes' prattle is as much as Tony can bear. 
Robert might find a longer period congenial, but he is perpetually
ill-at-ease under his cognomen of Bangs, fearful of betraying himself,
inclined to blush without apparent cause.  Indeed, if it were not for
Tony, Robert might have given up the pursuit already.  Not that he means
to go back home as yet: liberty is still precious; and adventures, or at
least unfettered repose, may be sought at Brighton or Eastbourne before
he returns to nonentity.  But is it worth while waiting at Shereling,
where the mysterious Billy is never seen, where the remembrance of the
strange lady is daily growing fainter?  It looks very much as if that
bright spark of romance has been extinguished: how can he hope to blow
it into flame once more?  Tony, the incomparable Tony, the man of many
schemes, has nothing to suggest: he only says "Patience," and Robert is
growing restive. 

But why does Tony depart so far from his usual attitude as to say
"Patience"?  As a rule, an adventure or an experience can hold him but
for a day or two,--a week is almost unthinkable.  And now, at the end of
a fortnight, he still says "Patience"--unruffled, imperturbable,
productive of threadbare platitudes as to the building of Rome,
apparently hopeful.  The simple reason is that Tony has not seen his
card-dropping divinity again, and he hates being balked. 

In a word, the pair of them had waited, watched and spied for fourteen
days without result.  There had been night vigils as well as by day, but
nothing had been learned.  After dusk set in they had sometimes watched
for hours, Tony hiding in a ditch near the front gate, Robert at the
back.  The gossip of Miss Arkwright's nocturnal motoring had reached
their ears, and they had built something on this.  But never a motor had
they seen approach The Quiet House.  One dreadful night they watched till
dawn broke clear and stark, but two colds in the head were all that came
to birth.  Their watchings were a failure. 

Miss Arkwright and "Billy" might never have existed.  The servants were
useless.  Only Forbes and the gardener issued from The Quiet House,
after their day's work was over: both were dumb.  Incorruptible, too, for
when the ingenious Tony produced a pencil and paper, meeting the
gardener on the road as if by chance, holding half-a-crown for a lure,
the man made signs that he could not use a pencil.  Forbes was of stouter
stuff.  Tony waylaid him one evening at half past nine.  Thoroughly
disheartened by this time, regretting that he had offered the gardener
so small a sum (for he had afterward imagined that the man might have
been playing a part), Tony unmasked his batteries. " Look here, my man,"
he said bluntly, "you are a servant at The Quiet House.  I want some
information and am willing to pay for it.  If you'll just write down
answers to a few questions I'll give you a five-pound note."  Forbes'
eyes glistened, and he took the pencil.  Tony's heart leaped as he saw
him diligently scribing.  He snatched the paper and read, "I am sorry,
sir, but I can not write."  Tony swore, as Forbes passed meekly on.  He
was not used to being beaten by a servant. 

To-day they were at the vicarage for tea, and tea alone.  The hospitable
vicar had suggested dinner--lunch as a _pis-aller_.  But his wife said,
"No," and he was obliged to submit.  The previous dinner had caused
domestic friction, and Mrs. Peters did not mean to run any further
risks.  She was a lady who had the not wholly unworthy wish to make a
fair show in the flesh: they entertained seldom, but when they did
entertain she was resolved to do things well.  Soup, chicken (boiled or
roast), cold lamb (palpably uncut and not an economical remnant to bring
the blush), at least three sweets, and certainly cheese-straws,--these
were the least a self-respecting woman could offer to the vicarage
guests.  The vicar, being a sensible man, would have been quite pleased
to "present" (like Mr. Frohman) a simple meal.  Soup, a joint with the
usual supporters of potatoes and boiled celery--his own failing--a
bramble tart, and a bit of Stilton,--these were the cates he deemed
worthy of kings.  But the housekeeping pride of his lady forbade so
inelegant a repast. " I like my guests to see that I know how things
_ought_ to be done and _are_ done, Charles," she said in a final tone:
"I will _not_ have people saying that the vicarage ..." and the rest. 
The vicar had given way with a sigh, reserving himself for the battle he
knew must follow. 

It had come at once.  Mrs. Peters, profuse to lavishness over the more
solid items, betrayed a feminine false economy over the wine.  There
ought to be wine, of course.  Though she was a teetotaler herself, still
she knew that her guests should be offered the juice of the grape.  But
on the desirability of spending large sums for liquid that would vanish
in a twinkling she held strong views. " You need not _dream_, Charles, of
wasting money on expensive brands.  I saw some invalid port at the
grocer's this morning...." But here her husband showed himself unusually
pig-headed.  He grew rigid at the words "invalid port." " No, Clara," he
said resolutely; "I won't have that at any price--even the grocer's.  I
believe in good things, or none at all.  I'd sooner drink water than poor
wine.  We can't afford good port, but we _can_ afford good whisky or
cider.  Those it shall be."  He was deaf to reason, though his wife begged
him, with tears in her eyes, not to be so inconsiderate. 

Cider it had been, and Mrs. Peters had felt ashamed.  The sight of three
men quaffing deeply of the plebeian beverage gave no comfort: they were
doing it to spare her feelings, of course, and she resented the unspoken
charity.  Besides, she did not greatly care about her guests.  Mr. Wild
seemed singularly purposeless for a young man, and there was a
half-veiled mockery in his speech that grated.  Mr. Bangs was clearly of
inferior breeding and did not seem at ease.  He talked little and
nervously, starting at the mention of his name. " He can not have a
past," thought Mrs. Peters grudgingly, "but he is certainly not used to
the society of gentle-people.  I do wish Charles would not ..." The
dinner was not a success, though the vicar enjoyed the post-prandial
smoke and small-talk. 

So (leaving our muttons to return to them) they were at tea to-day.  Or
rather, they had finished tea and were taking idly on the lawn.  The
vicar was lying comfortably in a basket-chair, trying to color a
meerschaum.  Mrs. Peters was busy with embroidery.  Tony and Robert in
deck-chairs were smoking too, contributing their quota to the
conversation.  To complete the picture, Brown, the odd-job man, was
delving holes destined to receive the posts of a pergola.  Mrs. Peters'
eye wandered from her work and dwelt frigidly on him. 

"By the way, Charles," she said, "did you ever speak to Brown about that
young woman?" 

"What young woman?"  asked the vicar lazily.  Mrs. Peters recounted the
incident. 

"No, my dear," said the vicar. " You could not tell me her name: all you
had to go on was a voice, and I could hardly catechize him on that. 
Besides, it may be a worthy attachment." 

"Very possibly," agreed his wife, though her tone was skeptical. " I have
no objections to that.  But while he is at work ..."

"Awful word!"  said Tony, for the sake of saying something. " I wonder
what work is like--real continuous work, I mean." 

"We can offer you plenty," said the vicar cheerfully. " The lawn wants
cutting.  You could trim the hedge, too, and----"

"No thanks," said Tony with a shudder. " Any other time I'd be glad, but
just now I'm too busy." 

"Of course, Mr. Wild, my husband was joking.  But don't you think that an
idle life...?  Would not work--literary work, for example--be a good
thing for a young man?" 

"I'm too old to begin," said Tony wearily. " Now, a hearty young spark
like my friend Bangs----"

The spark flickered into a feeble flame of protest and died away. 

"You're wrong, Mr. Wild," said the vicar, taking his pipe out. " Work is
the best thing.  You'd realize it if you tried it.  Of course, now you're
on a holiday----"

"_Am_ I?"  said Tony. " I'm a kind of bear-leader to Bangs.  I'm simply
full-up with work, looking after him--arranging schemes for his
comfort--keeping him out of mischief.  Aren't I, Bangs?" 

Robert smiled in a deprecating way. " You--you exaggerate a little. 
But--but----"

Mrs. Peters disliked the cynical frivolity Tony imparted to the
conversation. " Would you mind telling us the nature of some of these
arduous duties?"  she asked coldly. 

"Oh, there's a gay lot," said Tony, reflecting. " I've had to order
lunch, for example: Bangs has no ideas.  Then I organize walks ... and
deal the hands at piquet in the evenings ... and ... by jove, yes!  I
promised to help him telephone to-day, if you wouldn't mind?" 

"Not a bit," said the vicar, the sole possessor of a telephone in
Shereling.  He rose and stretched himself. " Come along now." 

But Robert remained in his chair, looking decidedly uneasy. " No, no!"  he
said with a frightened manner. " It is nothing.  It will keep for a day or
two.  There is really no necessity...." He began to stammer and blush,
aware of the eye of Mrs. Peters. 

"You promised!"  said Tony reproachfully.  Then turning to the lady he
said, "Come, Mrs. Peters!  You can't say that I lack energy now!  Here am
I, thirsting to get work, and old Bangs keeps me back.  And only
yesterday he said that nothing on earth should prevent him from at
last--at long last----"

"All right," interrupted Robert, in terror of what Tony would say next. 
"Come along!  Come along!  Where is the telephone, Mr. Peters?" 

"In the dining-room," replied the vicar, wondering. " I'll show you the
way." 

They went into the house, leaving Mrs. Peters on the lawn, deeply
stirred. " That man _has_ a past," she determined. " He looked simply
terrified.  I wonder if I ought to ask Charles.... I wonder if it would
be right to.... And they are strangers ... one never knows...." She
thought sternly for a moment and then got up, resolution in her
countenance. " It's a duty," she murmured--"a positive duty.  And Charles
is so weak." 

The martyr to duty was going to listen at the door. 




CHAPTER XVIII

TONY AT WORK AND AT PLAY


If the telephone had been in the vicar's study Mrs. Peters might have
watched in vain; for to acquire accurate information through a keyhole
needs practise or unusually keen ears.  But the vicar wanted perfect
quiet to prepare his sermons, and it was agreed that the instrument
should be placed in the dining-room.  This suited Mrs. Peters admirably,
for there was a dumb-waiter between that room and the pantry.  Standing
on the other side of the hatch (which she raised with caution a couple
of inches) she could hear all that passed, secure in the reflection that
a screen concealed the hatch and butler's tray.  This is what she heard
as soon as the vicar had left the room. 

"Mr. Wild, I _told_ you that I would rather not----"

"Duty, Bangs, duty!  Remember that!  You've allowed your unhappy wife to
mourn----"

"No, no!  I thought it better not to write just yet, in case----"

"Pure funk, and nothing else.  No, Bangs; you _ought_ to let her
know--you ought to have let her know before this.  Besides, there's no
danger: she can't spot where you are." 

("Then there is a mystery!"  reflected Mrs. Peters, warm with the
satisfaction of a justified eavesdropping. " He has left his wife!") 

"N--no ... but ..."

"Seriously, Bangs, you must telephone.  Every day you delay brings a
possible pursuit closer.  Come now!  Shall I ring up?" 

"No, no!  Wait half a minute while I think of something to say.  How shall
I begin?  Shall I----"

"Oh, the usual sort of greeting from a husband to a wife: 'Good morning,
little bunch of fluff!'  Or, 'Cheeroh, beloved armful!'  Any pet
name--look here, you'd better let me----"

A confused sound hinted to Mrs. Peters that a struggle for the receiver
was in progress.  It ended speedily in a victory for Mr. Bangs.  His voice
quavered a number--"Bloomsbury, 843B." Mrs. Peters made a mental note. 

"Hello ... hello ... are you 843B?  Yes?...  Who's that? _ Hello!_  Who's
that?  Oh, it's you, Jane ... tell your mistress--_hello_!  You silly
girl, it _is_ me." (" She's had a fright, Mr. Wild.  I ought to have
broken the news more gently.") " What?  Do speak up ... yes ... yes ...
you've sat down on the porcelain bowl on the hall table?  Confound!... 
what for?  What _for_, you clumsy ... oh!  I frightened
you ... oh ... oh ... I see.... Well, go on.... Yes ... no, perhaps it
wasn't altogether your fault ... yes.... All right ... all right, that's
quite enough.  I know you're sorry ... yes.... Tell your mistress I want
to speak to her.... She's in the kitchen?  Well, go and fetch her.  Don't
hang the receiver up.  Yes ... yes....

"She's gone to fetch her, Mr. Wild!" 

"The plot thickens, Bangs, I say, shall I take the receiver and
telephone?  Rather a lark, you know, your wife expecting you and hearing
me instead." 

"No, no!" 

"I won't address her in terms of affection, if that's all you're afraid
of.  Besides, I should rather like to hear what she says to her peccant
husband." 

"Not for anything, Mr. Wild.... Hush!  here she is.... Is that
you, Alicia? _ Wheeee!  Wheee!_...  I'm exceedingly sorry, my
dear ... no, I wasn't laughing--something wrong with the wire.... Well,
how are you?...  That's good ... I do hope you haven't been
worrying.... What?...  Oh ... oh ... ah...." ("She says I'm not
worth worrying about!" " Cover it UP, you fool!  She'll hear
you!") ... " Eh?...  no ... nobody else here, my love ... quite
alone--quite alone ... the wire...." ("What's that?  Magnetic
storm?") ... " Magnetic storm, Alicia!  Plug's not firmly in,
perhaps.... Well, you're all right, then?  Anything else?...  Oh,
_me_!  Oh, I'm in capital form.... What?...  Yes, that's
all.... What?...  Oh, I thought I'd better ring up to let you
know how I was getting on.... Yes ... yes ... I shall come back
presently.... No ... no ... _absolutely_ no.... I can't
possibly tell you my present address ... but you needn't worry. 
I'm _quite_ all right ... eh?...  No ... I'm not unfeeling--this
is just my holiday.  I shall be back in a few weeks.  I send you my love. 
Good-by." 

"That do, Mr. Wild?" 

"You might send a kiss, eh?  Usual thing ... try again--I bet she's not
left the wire." 

"Hello ... hello!  You there, Alicia?... _ Wheeee!_...  I just rang
up--_wheee_--to send you a kiss.... Good-by." 

"So we've set her mind at rest, Bangs.  You lost your funk pretty soon!" 

"Well, Mr. Wild, somehow ... it's not quite the same thing talking to
Alicia from a distance ... I felt quite brave!" 

"Perfect hero!...  Now we've settled that, let's go and find the dragon
in the garden." 

They found the vicar, but not the dragon, who was lashing her tail in
the pantry, impotent, speechless, aflame with anger.  To hear herself
called a dragon, and by a pair of unprincipled adventurers!  One of them,
it appeared, was a man who had run away from his wife; the other, an
idle fribble who might be anything. " Thank Heaven I have no daughter in
the house!"  thought Mrs. Peters in a paroxysm of resentful propriety. 
"Who could feel safe with such men about?  And this comes of Charles
picking up chance acquaintances in a common tavern!  Oh, I must go and
tell him--expose them at once!  The impudent hypocrites!" 

On the threshold she paused.  Was it because, despite her justification,
she did not feel anxious to mention the vigil in the pantry?  Or was it
due to a wifely consideration for a husband's weakness?  She chose to
believe the latter. " Charles will not have the moral courage to expel
them from the vicarage!"  she reflected. " He is pitifully craven in such
matters.  I must manage it myself.... I had better wait and watch....
They may have any designs.... Perhaps I had better wait, and then ..." A
smile, terrific in severity and menace, writhed her lips.  Some signal
act of vengeance was evidently maturing. " Yes!  I will wait!" 

On the lawn she found Tony.  Compelling herself to speak without undue
hostility, she learned that the vicar had carried Robert off to inspect
the greenhouse.  Mrs. Peters, on the plea of a message, followed.  She
could not trust herself with Robert or his accomplice. " Is it he who has
led Mr. Bangs astray, or the other way about?"  she wondered viciously. 
"They both seem to be _most_ undesirable; but Mr. Bangs is older and
ought to know better.  Besides, he has a wife."  Had she known of Tony's
matrimonial vicissitudes she would have fainted. 

The odd-job man had just finished his digging, and Tony strolled over to
exchange a word: he never despaired of finding interest in the most
unpromising material.  Chats with para-orators, enthusiastic
Salvationists, members of the Junior Turf Club, constellations of the
stage, even housemaids taking in the milk,--all might be, and often
were, instruments in the warfare against boredom.  All were fish for his
net.  But it must be confessed that his catch had hitherto been of little
value.  He had bought a few centimes' worth, paying for it with numerous
rouleaus, and he was beginning dimly to wonder if it was not rather an
extravagant method of exchange. 

"Done?"  he asked laconically, and Henry Brown smiled with content. 

"That's a good job jobbed," he replied. " Shifting earth is healthy, sir,
but it takes doing." 

"D'you like it?"  said Tony; "I mean, d'you find it interesting and all
that, or do you pant after the higher life?  More wages and less work,
and so forth, I mean?" 

The odd-job man shrugged his shoulders. 

"It's my job, sir," he said philosophically. " I can't say it's amazing
interesting, but it's my job, and it's got to be done." 

"Got to be done," repeated Tony, musing. " I suppose it has ... by some
one.  Thank goodness it's not to be done by me.  Tell me, Brown, what do
you really think of work?  Does it bore you or what?  Do you think it's a
good thing, so to speak?  You needn't mind speaking out--the vicar can't
hear, and I'm a man of the world and all that.  Tell me, does work bore
you to tears?" 

The other smiled. 

"Work's kept many a man straight, sir," he said. " I should be sorry to
be without." 

"You really _mean_ that?"  asked Tony in surprise. 

"I do, sir.  Don't you think the same?" 

Tony did not answer, but reflected for at least a minute.  Then he took
off his coat and turned up his shirt-sleeves with a whimsical smile. " I
haven't worked for years," he said: "kept myself fit with developers and
other horrors.  Lend me your spade, will you?  I want a new thrill." 

Brown laughed, but obeyed.  Tony began to dig, steadily and resolutely,
at a spot where another post was to be planted.  He did not attack the
task too vehemently, as many an amateur would have done, for he had
brains.  But he dug faithfully, and at the end of ten minutes he was more
than hot.  He did not give in, however, but dug on till the task was
accomplished.  Then he threw down the spade, wiped his forehead and
stretched himself.  Brown watched him curiously. 

"Had enough, sir?" 

"For the present, yes," said Tony. " One mustn't suck pleasure to the
dregs.  But I'll admit it's not a bad sort of notion on the whole, this
work.  In small doses it might even be admirable--a kind of _aperitif_,
you know.  But, regarded as a habit ... that would need further
consideration.  Where can I find a tap?" 

"Behind that fence, sir...."

Tony went to cleanse his hands, leaving the odd-job man chuckling. " Rum
customer," he murmured: "a very rum customer, indeed.  Oh, very rum! 
Everything's rum, when you come to think of it--more than rum.... Things
seem to get rummer every day...."

Tony thought the same as he stood drying his hands upon the grass and a
handkerchief behind the fence.  The tap was screened from the lawn by the
aforesaid fence, from the road by the privet-hedge.  And as he dried and
mused, steps, the light tapping of small feet, could be heard
approaching on the other side of the hedge.  From a subconscious
strategy--caused by a deep-set mysterious instinct--he waited till the
steps had gone past.  Then he peeped through the hedge and nearly
whooped.  For, retreating, he observed the neat figure of his damsel of
the visiting-card.  Joy was excusable, for he had not seen her again
since their encounter. 

His first impulse was to whistle.  This he checked on the score of
vulgarity and bethought him what course would be best.  Should he break
through a weak spot in the hedge, leaving comrade Bangs to his own
devices, or should he make formal but hasty adieux and pursue in the
hope of overtaking?  The latter was clearly the more correct procedure,
but Tony's heart yearned regretfully over the girl in the road.  She
looked such a perfect pet!  Luckily he was not called on to make an
immediate decision, for she stopped a few yards farther on and gazed
around.  Tony concealed himself in such a way that he might still keep an
eye upon her.  What was she waiting for?  He was not left long in doubt,
for she gave a low but melodious whistle.  The whistle was answered in
the same key. " Brown, by all that's wonderful!"  muttered Tony. " The
lucky dog!  No wonder he doesn't find work dull." 

If he expected a love-passage he was disappointed.  The girl, as soon as
her whistle was returned, flung a piece of paper over the hedge and
walked quickly away.  Tony gave the odd-job man time to pick up the
billet and presently strolled round, still drying his hands. 

"Clean, sir?"  asked the odd-job man stolidly.  After all, the privet was
thick and Tony might not have seen. 

"Yes, thanks.... I say, Brown, I've been thinking over what you said
about work just now.  It seems to me that there's quite a lot to be said
for it." 

"Yes, sir?" 

"I should like to know more ... to hear a little more about the
practical side of the question before making up my mind as to its
intrinsic worth.  I wonder if you'd care to smoke a pipe and try the
cider of The Happy Heart with me to-night?" 

"Thank you, sir," replied Brown, betraying no surprise, "but I'm afraid
I'm too busy." 

"To-morrow, then...."

"Busy to-morrow, sir, too." 

"Sunday an off day?" 

"To be frank, sir, I have a young lady...."

"Ah!"  said Tony, hoping to hear something. " I won't press you then.  I
wish you luck." 

"Thank you, sir." 

There was a brief silence that Tony felt oppressive.  He was the first to
break it. 

"Been engaged long, Brown?" 

"No, sir.  Not very long." 

Another silence.  The impenetrability of these yokels is not
exhilarating.  Tony felt chilled, disappointed.  He tried again. 

"I suppose it's almost as engrossing as work, Brown?" 

"Yes, sir; almost." 

He said it without a smile, as if he was quite serious.  But Tony
suspected him of being guileful.  Clearly it was useless to prolong the
conversation.  He sighed. 

"Well, I must look for my friend.  Good-by, Brown.  Do come and talk to me
about work sometime, when the lady is otherwise engaged." 

"Thank you, sir." 

Tony moved off to find Robert.  He was discovered in the kitchen-garden,
pretending to admire vegetable-marrows.  Mrs. Peters was hovering grimly
in the rear, a silent watchful figure.  The vicar was dilating on the
excellence of marrow jam.  After saying good-by, Tony and Robert went off
to the inn.  The vicar turned to his wife with a smile. 

"Quite a pleasant afternoon, my dear.  I like Mr. Bangs.  Mr. Wild, too,
is amusing, though cynical.  But we mustn't judge too harshly--perhaps he
has had a disappointment and his cynicism is half-assumed.  Undoubtedly
humorous and clever.  Some of his shots hit the mark." 

"You think so?"  said Mrs. Peters icily. " I dislike them both.  Mr. Bangs,
to say the least, is anything but _quiet_; Mr. Wild, I am sure, is a man
who has had a gentleman's education and lapsed.  Superficially clever,
perhaps, but vulgar.  You made a mistake in taking them up." 

"No, no, my dear!  Be a little more charitable----"

"A _great_ mistake, Charles.  But you always think you know best.  What I
insist on is principle.  Nothing can compensate for the lack of that. 
Principle above cleverness----"

The vicar laughed good-naturedly. 

"Why!  what a dragon of virtue----"

He got no farther.  Mrs. Peters suddenly assumed so dreadful an aspect
that he shrank aghast and began to fumble for excuses. 




CHAPTER XIX

THE PLOT AGAIN THICKENS


At the end of three more days Lionel was feeling a little ill-used. 
There was still no word from Beatrice, and the watching brief he held
began to look like a permanency.  A sinecure, you remark disparagingly,
or (with an envious inflection) a soft job.  Lionel had a roof above him,
luxurious food, money in his pocket and a pretty hostess: he would be a
churl who grumbled, a witless being who did not know when he was well
off. 

But nevertheless he grumbled.  He wanted to be up and doing.  Dalliance
was delightful, no doubt, and he could thoroughly enjoy so pleasant a
pastime.  But he required a soupcon of the serious to edge his palate for
frivolity, and not a single olive had been sent him from headquarters. 
Beatrice might have written, surely: not necessarily a letter, but a
note, a telegram, even a picture post-card was not too much to have
expected.  After all, he was a human being trying to do her a good turn. 
She might, if she liked, consider him in the light of a dog; but even a
dog demands an occasional pat. 

Yes, Beatrice had been a little inconsiderate.  When they met again he
would subtly convey that she had not been quite so perfect in her
handling of the case as she might have been.  Not blame--oh, no!  that
would be too severe.  But a touch of respectful and adoring frigidity--a
hint of polite and ardent disappointment, that was the note to be
struck.  It would add to the subsequent reconciliation, or rather
readjustment.  Iced champagne, in short, followed by liquor brandy. 
Finally (perhaps ... who knows?)  a mixture of the two, compounding that
exhilarating beverage, king's peg. 

But that could only be drunk post-mortem.... Poor, dear old Lukos....
Well, for the present he must sport the blue ribbon....

But a dog will have its pat: if the mistress will not give it, another
may; and who can blame the devoted creature if it lingers piteously hard
by a stranger?  Again, why blame the stranger, moved doubtless by a
kindly and an unselfish impulse?  Why blame Miss Arkwright, in short, for
growing daily more cordial, more appreciative, more anxious to oblige
with the pat?  Lionel was obeying the orders of Beatrice, to watch and do
the bidding of his hostess; he could not be expected to damp her
graciousness, check her enthusiasm: had he done so, he might have sealed
the source of some important information.  He must endure the pat, suffer
it, permit, accept, not refuse; but ... welcome? 

He was talking to her in the garden one afternoon.  They had begun the
conversation on some trivial theme, soon tossed aside for a subject of
substance.  It was not long before they were on the time-worn topic, the
war of the sexes.  Miss Arkwright, it appeared, was a suffragette--not
militant, certainly, but convinced and ardent.  She expressed surprise
that Lionel did not take similar views. " For you," she said sweetly,
"are a reasonable fair-minded man.  And I should think," she added
mischievously, "that you have many friends who might convert you." 

"It isn't my brain that wants conversion," he replied meditatively. 
"Most of the arguments are on the women's side.  Logic tells me they
should have the vote; feeling--and by feeling I don't mean prejudice or
bigotry, but something deeper--recoils from the idea of women in
parliament.  And it would mean that in the long-run.  Let us keep them out
of the dirty work." 

"They might cleanse the stables." 

"I'd rather not.  We're cleansing them gradually, one hopes: at any rate,
it's not a woman's job." 

"Our view is that _all_ jobs should be women's." 

"Impossible."  He shook his head. " I'm one of the old-fashioned believers
in the home as woman's sphere----"

"And the thousands of unmarried workers?  You forget them." 

"Hard, I grant you, but they're a minority.  Most women have the home
sphere.  Mind, I don't believe in inequality as regards laws: they should
be the same for both." 

"Yes," she said with a bitterness that surprised him, "look at the
inequalities of divorce, for instance." 

"We'll discuss that presently.  Look for a moment at the reverse of the
medal.  Hasn't woman got the pull in influence?  Can't she sway men
without the vote?" 

"A pretty woman or a clever woman can.  Not the others." 

"Ye--es.  Sex counts." 

"So you leave us the weapon of the coquette?  That's what it amounts to. 
Is that a desirable weapon?  Besides, it's double-edged." 

"Rather a crude way of putting it," he said a little uncomfortably. 
"Nature has given you a power you can use for good.  Why not use it?" 

"But is it so powerful?" 

"On dit." 

"What do _you_ think?"  She bent forward, leaning to him, smiling
audaciously in his eyes.  Lionel would have been more than human if he
had not felt flattered.  This delightful creature, whom at a first
meeting he had thought prudish and narrow, had developed amazingly. 
Companionship for a fortnight with a gay man of spirit and address, who
did not lack a generous nature, had brought the bud to blossom.  Now as
she smiled on him with inviting eyes he felt strongly tempted to
complete her education with a kiss.  He temporized. 

"What does it matter what I think?" 

"It may matter a good deal," she said with a meaning he could not
fathom. 

"Tell me." 

She explained herself curiously.  Instead of speaking she was silent for
a moment, as if choosing a course.  Then with a friendly abandon she
rested her hands lightly on his shoulders and said, "No.  You shall tell
me."  Then she waited for the inevitable kiss. 

Man is a strange animal. ( I apologize for this truism, but, really,
Lionel himself must be my excuse.)  A man may be a savage, a knave, a
brute, but beneath every human bosom there lurk some seeds of nobility,
however few and atrophied.  Juvenile literature abounds with _loci
classici_.  The thief who breaks into the night nursery is subdued by the
innocent prattle of Baby Tumkins; the drunken osler in the "Pig and
Whistle" is sobered by the consumptive angel who lisps, "Daddy, dear
daddy, do come home!"  The blasphemous ravisher, mad in the hour of
victory, is tamed by the sight of a locket ("Heavens!  how came this
here?  Tell me, girl!")  and drops his prey with an oath that is half a
prayer.  And so on ... one need not accumulate examples. 

Lionel did not kiss Miss Arkwright.  Though he had dwelt on the
possibility, hoped for it, almost schemed and certainly desired; though
he had decided that his grass-bachelorship permitted such a kiss as was
now offered, he refused.  Why?  Partly, no doubt, because a kiss won by
half-forceful methods is worth more than a tribute freely offered;
partly because the offer tends to congeal the blood and curb the
desire--the ideal has stooped and taken a few inches off her goddess
statue; partly, too (the moralist will be glad to note), because he
remembered Beatrice. 

Seeds of nobility?  One must suppose it.  Perhaps a sense, dim-recognized,
that the cheapening of ideals by frequent draughts at wayside fountains
lessens the value and appreciation of the ultimate prize.  Men find it
hard to resist a drink.  If they could look forward with assurance to
the final realization of their hopes there would be fewer loveless
marriages, fewer abandoned maidens, fewer degenerate men.  But they feel
that youth slips by--the ideal woman is hard to find, harder to win: why
not sip the pleasant fountain that will slake them for a moment?  So,
_vogue la galere_!  We will have one swig before we die--a good swig to
drown regret: if we find it is not Veuve Clicquot but only muddy ale, at
least we can get drunk on one as well as the other. 

These profound reflections did not present themselves so lucidly to
Lionel as to the temperate reader who never gets drunk--never so much as
sips.  He comprehended them vaguely, unconsciously almost, in the
thought, "Oh, damn!  she's not Beatrice--she's not Beatrice--I can't."  A
man of unsettled purpose, you perceive, who had mapped his course of
pleasure and then forsaken it, vacillating, lukewarm, halting between
two opinions. " The evil that I would, I do not!"  he thought in humorous
astonishment at himself; and then aloud, "I am at a loss for words." 

He felt rather a fool, but was pleased to note that Miss Arkwright
looked neither ill-at-ease nor disappointed.  He searched her countenance
for a hint of contempt, but found none.  Dropping her hands with an
unaffected laugh she said, "You are duller than I thought, Mr. Mortimer. 
Come!  let us go and see if they have brought tea out yet."  They turned,
and suddenly her face flushed scarlet.  She drew in her breath sharply. 
Forbes was coming across the lawn, followed by the ambassador. 

She ran forward and shook hands, murmuring something Lionel did not
hear.  Then, as Forbes retired, she introduced the two men: "Mr.
Mortimer--Mr. Beckett."  Lionel surveyed the ambassador with curiosity,
his late-lulled suspicions once more awake.  What was he doing here?  Mr.
Beckett returned the scrutiny something in the manner of a jealous lover
who would like an explanation of a stranger's presence.  But he was a
diplomatic gentleman, and it was with a slight laugh, merry and sincere,
that he held out his hand. 

"We have met before," he said in a friendly fashion, "but under less
happy auspices.  Mr. Mortimer, you saw me under a cloud.  I was
exceedingly rude.  You who are a golfer will readily find excuses, I
hope.  I am very sorry." 

Miss Arkwright's eyes looked anxiously upon them.  When had they met and
where?  How odd that he had never mentioned it once!  She must hear the
story of their meeting; and "rude"--what did he mean by that? 

Lionel smiled and referred her to the ambassador.  He, genuinely anxious
to atone for a foolish contretemps, did not spare himself in the
recital.  Miss Arkwright laughed gaily over the tale. 

"Men are so silly," she said merrily as he finished. " Fancy getting
angry over a game of golf!  And all by yourself, too!  If there had been
some one to vent your rage upon----"

"Alas, there was!"  said Mr. Beckett, with a whimsical glance at Lionel,
who, despite himself and his suspicions, felt drawn toward the enemy.  It
was a friendly party of three that walked toward the summer-house. 

On the whole, tea was a successful meal.  Miss Arkwright led the
conversation--monopolized it, almost; hardly pausing for replies,
agreement, or contradiction.  She looked splendid, her color heightened
with pleasure, excitement, or kindred emotions.  Lionel, who had studied
her attentively for no short period, had never seen her in such a mood. 
She was gay and charming, unusually ready with the froth of sparkling
small-talk.  Any one meeting her for the first time would have believed
her a clever _flaneuse_, a butterfly with brains and beauty, living
solely for the moment.  But Lionel, who knew her better and had some
secret knowledge of her possibilities for intrigue and conspiracy, found
himself questioning.  Was she nervous?  And if so, of what? 

Mr. Beckett had little opportunity to display his social gifts.  The
abilities, doubtless great to secure his present office, perforce lay
hidden.  But the few sentences he uttered, by way of confirmation or its
opposite, were enough to show him as a man of original thought, some
wit, and in close touch with the affairs of nations.  An old man, he bore
his years lightly; though the mask of frivolity he assumed out of
compliment to his environment was occasionally dropped in moments of
repose.  At such moments he appeared tired--not physically, but of
mundane trivialities. 

At last Winifred rose. " You know my routine," she said brightly to
Lionel: "I must vanish speedily.  No!  don't move.  Stay here and smoke.  I
shall escort Mr. Beckett----"

"You still, then----" began the ambassador, rising at the hint.  She
interrupted him bruskly. 

"Still--still--still!  Are we not always 'stilling'?  I wonder that a man
of your experience finds anything remarkable in that.  Oh, do not
interrupt!"--for he made a deprecating gesture, opening his mouth to
speak--"I will hear no excuses for banality. ' The ringing grooves of
change' is pure fallacy; change is absent; only the grooves remain.  We
are what we are.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and--do I shock
you?"  she asked abruptly, turning to Lionel. 

"Surprise; not shock," he smiled. 

"Then you owe me a debt of gratitude.  Surprise is one of nature's best
gifts, but at our mature age she is parsimonious.  Don't you agree, Mr.
Beckett?" 

He, too, smiled, but mournfully. 

"I have more need to count my birthdays than you," he said. " If your
surprises are few, how many can I hope for?" 

"_Nil desperandum!_"  she said cheerfully and less self-consciously,
taking him, comrade-like, by the arm. " Come and find your motor: perhaps
a surprise is waiting--some ragamuffin may have put a penknife through
the tire!" 

"I hope not!"  he said more briskly. " As it has only just come from
London this afternoon to take me back after my holiday, I don't want to
be balked at the outset.  Well, good-by, Mr. Mortimer." 

"Good-by," said Lionel, shaking hands. " No chance of seeing you down
here again presently, I suppose?" 

"Who knows?"  said Miss Arkwright vivaciously, taking the words from his
lips. " A dashing adventurer like Mr. Beckett, whose only serious
business is golf----"

She did not finish the sentence, but led him off, protesting that the
slander was ill-deserved.  Lionel watched them disappear, heavy with
thought. 

Miss Arkwright did not come back.  He was glad of her absence, for he
could only think, and think, and think again what it all meant, trying
to find some key to the perpetual problem.  There were Beatrice, Winifred
and the ambassador forever whirling through his brain, suggesting,
perplexing, questioning.  Where was the clew?  If only he could put his
hand on some definite idea, some shred of coherence in the whole amazing
scheme!  Beatrice had warned him that her sister and "Mr. Beckett" were
conspiring.  Good: that was definite, and the ambassador's visit was
proof of fellowship--in what?  High politics?  The life of Lukos?  It
seemed so unlikely in this pleasant English garden, but the facts were
stubborn.  Then he had not heard from Beatrice.  He had thought she and
Winifred might be identical.... Stay!  he had discarded that.... Let us
begin again from another point.  Why had Winifred invited his amorous
interest?  She--but Beatrice had warned him--unnecessarily, had been his
foolish thought--against the wiles of Winifred.  Her seductive friendship
had been simply a trap ... but, no!  the remembrance of his recent
delectable danger, the sincerity of her--love?  the faith of her
eyes--all denied a trap.  Winifred could not be a conspirator; at worst
she must be a half-hearted conspirator who had begun to sympathize with
her enemies.  But if that were so, she must soon be on the side of
Beatrice, of whom she would speedily be jealous!  His brain reeled. 

The sum of his perplexed musings was that he must keep his eyes open,--a
poor result for so much mental effort.  That, however, was all he
achieved by dinner-time, and he sucked small comfort therefrom. " I am
not made for detective work," he reflected gloomily as he played with
dinner. " I went into this adventure too light-heartedly.  I thought it a
game.... So it is, and deucedly exciting now, but I don't seem to have
mastered the rules.  A blind man in a total eclipse looking for
something that isn't there,--that's Lionel Mortimer, Esquire.  Old man,
you'd better have a drink." 

Sensations were crowding thick upon him.  His uneventful fortnight was to
bear a heavy interest within a few brief hours.  In the library, after
further futile pondering, he tried to distract his thoughts with books. 
It was a failure; he could not concentrate his attention on printed
words for more than five minutes together.  Always he came back to
Beatrice and the ramifications reaching from Constantinople to London
and thence to Shereling.  With a grunt of dissatisfaction, he got up at
last at eleven o'clock and knocked out his pipe upon the hearth.  As he
did this he heard a slight crunch as of a foot upon the gravel.  He
turned quickly toward the French window and saw that he had forgotten to
draw down the blind.  He saw something else as well.  For a brief second
Lionel had a glimpse--the barest glimpse--of a white face pressed
against the pane, _watching_.  The face vanished almost before the retina
had time to record the impression, but he knew two things at once--it
was a man's face, and a man he had never seen before. 

Lionel did exactly what you and I would have done.  He stood stock-still
for a moment, his heart clop-clopping against his ribs as if intent on
bursting its way through to the light, hammering a Morse message--"You
are badly frightened, you are badly frightened, you are badly
frightened." " Yes," said Lionel, after three seconds' pardonable
collapse, "I _am_; but I'll try to frighten the other chap!"  And with
laudable swiftness he ran to the window, threw it open and called,
"Who's there?" 

Of course there was no answer.  With a thawing of the faculties he ran
back, seized the poker and turned off the light.  Then he stepped outside
to look for the night-prowler, longing for some tangible flesh to beat
into a pulp. 

The night was starless.  Not a breath of wind stirred the leaves.  Not a
bird twittered a hint of ambush.  Not a sound on gravel or swish of
dew-laden grass brushed by a spy's foot promised vengeance.  Aglow with
eagerness now that action was possible and a clew at hand, he walked
round the house, eyes and ears alert for the marauder.  There was nothing
to be seen.  It was only too clear that the watcher by night had escaped
the moment he was seen, and no good purpose could be served by a random
pursuit in the dark.  Lionel went back to the library, secured the
windows and lighted a fresh pipe. 

Of course he could not arouse the house.  If, as seemed certain, this
watcher were a Turkish spy, it would be absurd to enlist Miss
Arkwright's aid.  Better to say nothing, still watch--but even more
narrowly--and ... go to bed. 

It was a quarter to twelve when he went up-stairs, still smoking.  His
bedroom lay at the end of a short passage.  Anxious not to disturb any
one at that unseasonable hour, he took off his slippers at the foot of
the stairs and advanced in his "stocking-feet."  Without the slightest
noise he tiptoed along the corridor.  Just before he reached his room
another door was opened, very quietly indeed, upon his right.  A line of
light cut the blackness, and Lionel stood still involuntarily, without
purpose, waiting, expectant of something, he knew not what.  The door
opened wide, and a girl in a pretty pink dressing-gown came out.  It was
not Winifred who threw up her hands at the sight of the waiting Lionel. 
It was Mizzi. 




CHAPTER XX

THRILL UPON THRILL


This time Lionel had himself well in hand: he was ready for anything.  It
was no occasion for tenderness or chivalry: brusk silent action was the
cue.  Seizing the stricken Mizzi by the arm with one hand, he clapped the
other over her mouth to prevent a scream.  Then half-pushing,
half-dragging, he forced her along the few remaining yards that
separated them from his bedroom.  She struggled at first, but soon
realized her helplessness and allowed him to have his way.  When he had
her safely inside, Lionel locked the door quietly and sat down in high
feather on the bed.  He felt he was beginning to earn his salary at last. 

"Do sit down," he suggested politely. " We must have quite a long
conversation before we part.  I can recommend the armchair." 

Mizzi shrugged her shoulders philosophically and obeyed.  She was
breathing a little quickly from the capture; but Lionel noticed that she
was as charming as ever, and his heart harbored a rebellious thought. 
"Hard luck that I seem to be always trying to snare a pretty girl!"  he
mused. " Well, it must be no nonsense now, my friend.  Saint Anthony,
forward!"  He studied Mizzi's face attentively for a minute, and then
asked bluntly, "Now, will you kindly tell me what you have done with
those papers?" 

"What papers?"  she asked with surpassing innocence. " I have no idea what
you mean." 

"Oh, don't be silly!"  he said impatiently. " Why need we beat about the
bush?  You know well enough.  Explain." 

"I know this," she said viciously, "that you find me coming from my
room, fall upon me like an Apache, drag me here at this unseemly hour
and lock me in!  And you ask me to explain!  The explanation is due from
you.  Have you never heard of _les convenances_--what you English call
Mrs. Grundy?" 

"She's snoring now," he smiled. " I shan't wake her." 

Mizzi rose with dignity and marched to the door, nose in the air. " If
you are a gentleman," she said scornfully, "you will release me at
once." 

"Afterward," he replied without moving.  He sensed his triumph already. 

"After what?" 

"Your explanation." 

She sat down again and looked keenly at him, as if trying to divine the
strength of his determination. " I have nothing to explain," she said
presently. " If I had, you could not compel me.  If you attempt it I
shall scream." 

"Quite worth trying," he said urbanely. " Start now.  I haven't the least
objection." 

Mizzi remained silent for several minutes, debating the point.  Then she
laughed frankly, as if admiring his coolness. " Ah!  that's better!"  he
approved. " Now, perhaps, we shall get on." 

"But no!"  she said quickly, "I shall not scream, because I am quite
capable of taking care of myself.  But I will tell you nothing.  What
next, monsieur?" 

Lionel got off the bed and began to fill a pipe in leisurely fashion. 
"You don't mind me smoking?"  he asked formally. " It always helps me."  He
struck a match and lighted the tobacco, apparently preoccupied. " What
next?  you ask.  This.  Have you ever seen that Pinero play, _The Gay Lord
Quex_?" 

She shook her head, puzzled. 

"Ah!  that's a pity, for I am going to borrow a hint if you are
difficile.  If you refuse to confess I mean to keep you locked up here
till the morning." 

"And then?" 

"Then I shall ring for my shaving-water.  And where's your character?" 

She bit her lips. " I mistook you for a gentleman." 

"Ah!  that was the fault of the top hat.  I'm really a detective and can't
afford the luxury of sentiment." 

Mizzi nibbled a finger-nail, and watched him with sparkling eyes.  It was
clear that she was not at ease, that she had not expected to find him so
ready with a plan, so determined in dishonor.  Being a woman, it is
probable that she did not altogether blame him.  Lionel smiled, reading
her, as he thought, like a book. 

"Well, what is it to be?" 

She made a disconsolate gesture. 

"You are too strong," she said, and smiled in pitiful appeal. " Ah,
monsieur!  once you would not have----"

"That line is useless," said Lionel brutally.  He was playing for high
stakes and could not afford to waste a trick. " Once I flirted and had
the pleasure of a kiss.  Never again, my pretty schemer!  So don't try it
on!" 

She looked bewildered. 

"You misunderstand me cruelly.  But as I am to be beaten, let us get to
business.  What do you wish to know?" 

"Where are the papers?" 

She did not attempt to parry now. " They are not in this house." 

"That is a lie." 

She shrugged again. 

"Monsieur is not discriminating.  I tell you the truth.  I took the papers
and have hidden them.  They are not here.  If you like, here are my
keys"--she held them out--"you may search my boxes." 

He looked steadily at her.  There was no wavering in her tone, no
weakness in the eyes or mouth.  Belief was imperative. 

"Very well," he said. " Where have you hidden them?" 

"I will not tell you that." 

"You know the penalty?" 

"Yes, and I do not care.  I tell you so much, but not that." 

Her voice was so inflexible, so cold and so indifferent that he felt
defeat at hand. 

"Leave it for the present, then.  Have you sold them?" 

"No.  They would not pay the price." 

"And you are waiting till they increase their offer?" 

"Perhaps." 

"Perhaps!"  he echoed. " But you mean to sell them?" 

She smiled faintly. 

"Perhaps.  I may have stolen them for other motives than money.  Enough
that I stole them and will not tell you where they are." 

He changed his line of attack. 

"To-morrow I will have you arrested for theft." 

"No," she demurred. " You have no proof--no witness.  The papers will
_never_ be found unless I choose.  Besides, you dare not have me
arrested: you know this is not a police matter." 

"True," he admitted, for her knowledge made it useless to bluff.  He
paused and thought, Mizzi smiling maliciously from the armchair.  The
pendulum of victory was swinging to her and she could afford to smile. 
"Look here!"  said Lionel, remembering another weapon. " Will you sell me
them?  I'll give you your price." 

"I will _never_ sell them to you," she said, still with inflexible
determination. " Do not suggest it again, please.  It would be a waste of
time." 

Lionel was baffled, beaten at every point in the game, and he knew it. 
"Confound it!"  he thought savagely, "I fancied I held the key of the
situation in my hands, and I am no further on.  I am deeper, in fact, for
I know that Mizzi is here and I do not know why.... Ah!"  he cried
suddenly, determined to have one thing decided for good and all. " You
have won to-night, I allow--I have no hold on you to make you
confess--but there is one thing that you have done for me--one suspicion
that your presence here has made almost a certainty--one resolution of a
doubt that I can thank you for, however painfully--"

"And that is?"  she asked with polite interest. 

"This.  I have come to the conclusion that the whole business is a game. 
I don't understand it in the least, but it's a game none the less, and I
have been a dupe.  I am sure now that Miss Blair and Miss Arkwright are
the same person.  What do you say to that?" 

Mizzi did not so much as flicker an eyelash.  She looked at him with a
lazy amusement. 

"_Herr Gott!_"  she said with a scorn that seared his unbelief forever. 
"If you think that you will think anything.  Miss Arkwright and Miss
Blair the same!"  and she went off into an uncontrollable peal. 

Lionel would have dearly liked to shake her, but in the midst of his
defeat he realized with a glow that she had won a Pyrrhic victory. " She
won't tell me what I ask her," he thought deliriously, "but she has
convinced me of Beatrice's innocence.  That is something at all events!" 
and he, too, began to laugh so infectiously that Mizzi stared in
amazement.  They laughed like two good friends, and it was in an
excellent humor that Lionel at last got up. 

"Congratulations!"  he said courteously. " You have beaten me, I confess. 
I can not give you in charge, unfortunately, and I do not see that any
good purpose would be served by keeping you here all night.  If I did, I
would do so without hesitation.  But I warn you that I shall ask Miss
Arkwright to-morrow for an explanation of your presence." 

"I hope she will give you one," said Mizzi, rising with twinkling eyes. 
"Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.  I hardly expected you to be generous, but I
felt sure you would be sensible." 

He laughed good-humoredly and walked over to the door, she following
with a demure air that was something of a trial to Saint Anthony.  He
fitted the key, turned it, and opened the door with a little bow.  The
bow was never perfectly finished, for framed in the doorway he beheld
the figures of his hostess and Mrs. Wetherby.  They had evidently been
on the point of knocking, for Miss Arkwright's right hand was raised in
the air: the projected knock had assumed the similitude of a
blessing--or a curse. 

Mizzi fell back in unaffected horror.  Lionel, the sport of fortune, was
past surprise.  He only stood and waited. 

"_Mizzi!_"  said Miss Arkwright--one can not think of her as Winifred in
such a deplorable situation: she radiated outraged respectability. 
"_Mizzi!_" 

The unhappy innocent was almost incapable of speech.  Before Miss
Arkwright's cutting dissyllables and Miss Wetherby's damnatory mien she
was crushed.  Lionel felt really sorry for her. " It is not my fault,
madame," she mumbled. " Believe me, it is not my fault!  This gentleman
trepanned me.  I am innocent.  Is it not so, Mr. Mortimer?" 

"She speaks the truth," said Lionel calmly. " I kidnaped her and locked
her in.  I suppose that sounds unlikely, but it is a fact: I alone am to
blame.  Does one apologize for this sort of thing?  If so, I am very
sorry, but----"

Miss Arkwright silenced him with a gesture.  Her looks were serpents,
her attitude was a virgin horror of man.  She pointed imperiously to the
corridor. " Go!"  she hissed (yes--yes: "hissed" is melodrama, but she
_did_ hiss), and Mizzi scuttled whimpering into the darkness.  For a
moment there was silence, but when the luckless girl had disappeared she
turned again to Lionel. " Now, sir, be good enough to give me your key." 

"My _key_!"  he repeated in amazement. " Why?" 

"Because I mean to lock you in for the night," she said sternly. 
"Without that degrading precaution we can not feel safe." 

Mrs. Wetherby said nothing, but nodded a grim approval. 

"I recognize your claims as hostess," replied Lionel amicably, "but,
really, this is carrying the thing too far.  I am not the vulgar
intriguer you suppose--I merely kidnaped that charming----"

"If you refuse," interrupted Winifred with basilisk eyes, "I shall ring
for Forbes and have you turned out of the house at once.  Do you
understand?" 

Lionel sighed. 

"I ought to have known," he said, "that a woman judges by emotion, not
reason.  In the morning perhaps I shall be able to convince you of my
innocence."  He gave her the key, which she snatched with unnecessary
vehemence. " Good night.  Thank you for an uneventful evening." 

She ignored the insolence, which he justified to himself by her
unreasonable suspicions.  Leaving him in a nonchalant attitude, she swept
out like an offended princess, her satellite following in an eloquent
silence.  Lionel heard the key turn dismally in the lock, and then the
sound of footsteps retreating down the passage.  He laughed gently to
himself. 

"Good lord, what a muddle!"  he said, "and what an evening!  First, the
face at the window (what a title for a melodrama!--Dash it!  I've seen it
already on the posters!);  second, the appearance of Mizzi; third,
discovered by Winifred.  Climax after climax, and I was beginning to
think myself bored. _ Bored_ ... ye gods!...  all I need at the present
moment is bed: I've done enough thinking to scour my brain-pan for a
year." 

He undressed rapidly and got into bed.  As he pulled the clothes about
him he chuckled, remembering Winifred's face.  Then he grew grave. 
"Sacked to-morrow, old boy!"  he muttered. " Marching orders at breakfast
and no mistake!  But before I go I'll ask her straight out what little
Mizzi is doing here."  And then he turned over and was soon asleep. 

But the horn of plenty still had some gifts to shower upon him: the god
of mischances had not yet exhausted his store of thrills.  About five
minutes, as it seemed, after his retiring--it was really an hour and a
half--Lionel was roused from a deep slumber by a knock.  He sat up in
bed, blinking heavily, wondering if his senses had deceived him, whether
he was dreaming or awake.  For a moment he sat listening, and then the
knock was repeated, distinct beyond the possibility of mistake. 
"Confound it!"  he muttered in an ill temper; "they might give me a night
off now.... To-morrow I'll hang a placard on my door--'Conspiracies
attended to from nine A. M. to eleven P. M. Kindly note hours of
consultation. '--Hello!"  he said aloud; "is anybody there?" 

The door opened a few inches, but no one entered.  Lionel was too bored
to speculate whether it might be Mizzi, Winifred or some unknown
Oriental with turban and simitar.  He was prepared to accept anything, if
only he might be allowed to go to sleep. " Hello!"  he repeated; "who is
that?" 

"Me," said the voice of Miss Arkwright. " Are you asleep, Mr. Mortimer?" 

"Yes," said Lionel, grinning in the darkness--"sound asleep." 

A species of cluck was heard from outside the door, but whether the
strange sound indicated amusement or wrath he could not determine.  He
was wide awake now, determined to exact vengeance for his cavalier
treatment. 

"Some one," continued the voice, "is prowling round the house.  A thief,
I suppose.  He seems to have a ladder." 

"Oh!"  said Lionel, in the dispassionate tone of the village idiot. " Oh!" 

Again there was silence, save for a repetition of the curious cluck. 
Presently Winifred said in a voice that trembled with indignation, "Is
that all you have to say?" 

"You might give him my kind regards, and ask him to leave this room
untouched," said Lionel, beginning to enjoy himself.  He could picture
Winifred biting her lip. " Good night, and pleasant dreams." 

"You are a _man_, and my guest," said the voice bitterly, "and you leave
us at the mercy of a possible murderer----"

"Not a guest," he corrected, "but a prisoner.  If you require a man, why
not ask Forbes?  You were ready enough to use him just now." 

Again there was silence.  When she spoke again it was in the meekest of
tones--so meek, indeed, that he scarcely recognized it as Winifred's. 

"Mr. Mortimer, I am very sorry.  Please be generous.  I threatened you
with a weapon I did not possess.  Forbes sleeps in the village." 

Lionel could not repress a laugh.  He had been bluffed, but bore no
malice.  Enough of vengeance had been exacted.  He could accept the
capitulation without loss of dignity, for Miss Arkwright--most
properly--had been obliged to ask his help. 

"A moment," he said, "and I shall be with you." 

Jumping out of bed, he hastily put on his dressing-gown in the dark. 
Then he opened the door and joined Winifred in the corridor.  She was in
a dressing-gown, too, and looked charming _en deshabille_, her glorious
hair unbound.  But no time was allowed for more than a glance of
admiration.  Taking him by the arm, she hurried him along, explaining how
she had not gone to sleep, but had lain thinking. " My light was out, of
course," she said; "and this marauder, whoever he is, must have thought
all the household asleep.  I watched him cross the lawn and presently
bring back a ladder from the potting-shed.  He reared it against the
window of an empty room.  I at once came to you.  As soon as he has
discovered his mistake he will probably try another." 

"Then shall I go down-stairs and capture him as he descends?"  suggested
Lionel. 

"Let us see first from the window," she said. " We must make sure." 

They entered her bedroom together and walked softly toward the window. 
The blind was up. 

There was no moon, but the faint promise of the dawn lent a dim light,
by which objects, grotesquely shadowed, could be distinguished.  When
they reached the window Lionel saw the top of a ladder resting against
the sill. 

"You're right!"  he whispered. " Now, I'm off outside!"  He turned to go,
but was detained by a pressure on his arm. 

"No, no!"  whispered Winifred. " I can not let you--there may be a
gang--you might get hurt----"

"Nonsense!" 

"I insist!" 

"Then why----"

"You must _not_ go!  Throw something instead----"

"Absurd!  I----"

"I beg you!"  she entreated, and her voice was so timid that once again
Lionel's heart failed. " All right!"  he said. " Give me something heavy. 
I'll fling up the window suddenly and surprise him!" 

She pressed his arm gratefully and glided across the room.  The next
moment she was at his side, offering the water-jug. 

"Capital!"  whispered Lionel. " Drench him first, then stun him with the
jug.  Any other trifles to bestow?  Soap--hair-brushes--a boot or two?  Any
little knickknacks----"

"The ladder is moving!" 

It was being shifted a few inches, apparently to a better foothold. 
Lionel seized the jug and made ready for action. 

"Cigar or cocoa-nut, lidy?"  he whispered joyously as he threw up the
sash. 




CHAPTER XXI

THE THORNY PATH


"Dinner _as_ usual, sir?"  said the landlord of The Happy Heart, looking
into the parlor where Tony and Robert were playing piquet. 

"Please, Mr. Glew," said Tony. " Seven o'clock as usual.  Oh, by the way,
have you got such a thing as a lantern?" 

"A lantern!"  interjected Robert in surprise. " Why, what----" He was
checked by a kick under the table. 

"I dare say I can find you one, sir," said the landlord. " We don't need
'em these summer nights, but I'll be bound there's one knocking about
somewhere." 

"Thanks.  My friend and I are enthusiastic collectors of butterflies and
moths.  We mean to try for some of the latter to-night; so, if we are not
in till late, you won't be surprised or imagine burglars." 

"Bless you, no, sir!"  said Glew, and went out to look for the lantern. 
As soon as the door closed Robert began to speak. 

"Don't think me censorious, Mr. Wild, if you please; but, really now,
was there any need for that?" 

"The lantern?  Rather!  We may have to----"

"No--not the lantern.  The--the perversion----"

"Oh!  you mean the lie.  Don't apologize, Bangs, old chap!  you haven't
offended me in the least.  I like people to say what they think.--Well,
the lie.... Yes, I think it was necessary.  Conspirators can't stick at
trifles.  Besides, it's on _my_ conscience, so there's no need for you to
worry." 

"But wouldn't an excuse----"

"Have done equally well?  Possibly, though I never save the ha'porth of
tar.  And an excuse would have been only a lie in another form--just as
culpable.  But don't let's worry over this: I want to tell you of the
plan of campaign." 

Robert subsided, content to have recorded a protest, however mild.  He
loved adventure; but, being a man trained in meticulous accuracy, he did
not take kindly to deception--verbal deception, at any rate.  The path of
an adventurer he had found a trifle thorny, trodden by a man of
conscience, but still he had enjoyed it and hoped to tread it still
further.  But he was careful to leave most of the talking to his comrade. 

"While you, Bangs," pursued Tony, leaning against the mantelpiece, "have
been living the lotus life and acting slugabed, I have been working
hard.  Ever since I got a hint that Brown was in touch with The Quiet
House I have been following him like the proverbial sleuth hound.  I have
discovered--at the expense of torn trousers and soaking feet--that he
keeps tryst nightly with that charming bit of womanhood I spoke to
once--and only once, alas!  He has a private entry over the wall, having
driven some large nails into the outer side, well off the beaten track. 
Up there the gay Lothario climbs--drops into the garden--meets his
divinity, and _voila tout_!" 

"What happens?"  asked Robert eagerly. 

"The usual thing, Bangs.  Exchange of kisses and confidences--which I,
alas!  can hear but imperfectly." 

"But you don't listen!"  exclaimed Robert, scandalized.  Tony sighed. 

"I have to steel myself.  In high politics, you know ... but, of course,
I shall never tell." 

"Oh!" 

The disappointment was obvious, and Tony laughed. 

"No, old fellow, love's young dream and so forth must be respected. 
Honestly, I've only watched, hoping to get a clew--perhaps some
conversation with the girl when Brown goes home.  No good!  No earthly
good!  Brown sees her safe to the house and then comes back.  He stands on
a convenient garden roller and climbs.  Then he drops, and off home. 
Ditto me, disgusted, envious, lacking information.  To-night I mean to
move." 

"Yes!" 

"We'll lie in wait, Bangs, and have a word with them.  A coil of rope and
a sack--those shall be our only tools.  While Brown is talking we'll try
to slip the sack over his head and tie him up.  I don't think the lady
will scream, for it seems to me that there's a kind of counterplot
afoot--either against Billy, the Turkish government, or Miss Arkwright. 
(I still feel sure she is not Miss Arkwright, but a maid of sorts.)  Now,
if I'm right in my conjectures she won't be keen on advertising Brown's
presence to her mistress.  If I'm wrong and she _does_ scream and help
comes, we must bolt to the wall and clear out at once.  If we succeed,
we'll have a talk with her and try to find out something.  I'm tired of
waiting in the dark.  Now, are you game to help?" 

Robert wagged his head nervously. 

"Of course, Mr. Wild, I'm as ready for adventure as I ever was.  But--but
this is a serious business.  It--it might mean prison!" 

"It might," agreed Tony; "but I don't think it need if we're smart. 
Anyhow, we must be prepared to risk a little for a great adventure.  If
we're cute about the sack business I think I can manage the roping part
all right.  You would have to hold the lady." 

"B-but----"

"She's awfully pretty ..."

"That is no inducement, Mr. Wild.  You forget----"

"Come, Bangs, none of your 'perversions!'  I don't forget anything.  How
many chaps half your age would jump at the chance of capturing a
beautiful anarchist!" 

"I am not an old man yet, Mr. Wild," said Robert with some heat. " You
misunderstand me.  I love romance and can take an interest--a detached
interest, of course--an appreciative and artistic interest in a pretty
woman.  What I am thinking of is the law.  But, since you put it like
that, I will come and risk it." 

"Good," said Tony, concealing a smile. " Don't let your interest be too
detached, old boy, or she may get away into the house.  Grip her firmly
by the wrists." 

They spent the rest of the summer evening in maturing their plans and
piquet.  Having given his word Mr. Hedderwick scorned to withdraw, though
it was plain that he did not relish the prospect of a night attack. 
Tony, in addition to the lantern, procured some rope and a sack from the
landlord. " To put the moths in, Mr. Glew," he said brightly by way of
explanation. 

"_To put the morths in!_"  repeated Glew in a dazed fashion. " To put the
MORTHS in!  TO PUT THE----"

He was still repeating the formula when the adventurous pair set out. 

It was a quarter past ten, thirty minutes before the odd-job man was
wont to meet the lady of his heart.  They reached The Quiet House in some
ten minutes, and then skirted the wall for a short distance, till Tony
stopped with a whispered "Here we are!"  It was in a bridle-path that
they found themselves, about eighty yards from the main road that ran
through Shereling.  Tony crouched down behind a convenient clump of
bramble and lighted the lamp. 

"I'll light you up the wall," he said softly. " When you get to the top,
hang by your hands and drop quietly down.  There's soft grass ten feet
beneath you.  As soon as you're up I shall put out the light, for I know
the way by heart now." 

With a resentful obedience Robert observed the big nails that had been
driven into the brickwork by the amorous Brown.  Heartily wishing himself
at home--or at least in the snug security of The Happy Heart--but loath
to plead his years or cowardice, Mr. Hedderwick put his foot on the
lowest spike, grasped one above his head, and began the ascent.  To an
active boy it would have been a trivial feat; to an elderly adventurer
it was full of pain, and in spite of an heroic spirit he was more than
once on the point of climbing down again.  Something, however, forbade
the refusal of the adventure: curiosity or shame held him to his word. 
The glimmer of Tony's lantern following--nay, leading him ever upward,
shone like a beacon of promise in the dark.  The thought spurred him, and
it was not until he had one leg across the top of the wall that he
reflected on a change of simile: the light might rather be a
will-o'-the-wisp luring him to destruction or disgrace.  For a moment his
courage failed. 

"Mr. Wild!"  he whispered despairingly, "I'm----"

The light went out. 

"All right?"  said the cheering voice of his fellow criminal. " Good.  I'm
coming." 

He began to follow, rope, sack and lantern coiled over his shoulders. 
With a groan of resolution Robert wiped the sweat of fear from his
forehead and dropped lightly to the ground. 

Tony joined him a moment later, breathing a little quickly from the
climb.  Without a word he walked cautiously forward, Robert close behind,
until they reached a thicket of elder-bushes.  Into the heart of this
they crept, making as little noise as possible.  Presently, when Tony
judged they were so placed as to be secure from observation, themselves
able to observe, they halted. " May as well sit down," whispered Tony;
"quite likely we shall have to wait a bit."  He spread the sack upon the
ground and the two of them established themselves upon it, clasping
their knees. 

The night, most luckily, was fine.  There was no hint of rain, and little
dew was falling.  There was no moon, and the fitful starlight only served
to display the immensity of the darkness, the monstrous tree-shapes
looming threateningly on them, the overwhelming horror of The Quiet
House.  Black against the dark background of the sky it reared its bulk
above them, seeming to menace the guilty pair with nightmare terrors,
starting ghoulish fancies, prosaic fears of the police, a child's dread
of the dark and all its goblins.  It was so silent, powerful, unknown. 
Mr. Hedderwick's flesh crept with a chill that was not climatic, and
instinctively he huddled closer to his companion. 

"Can we smoke?"  he breathed. 

"No. _ They_ might see the glow." 

"They," of course meant Brown and his accomplice; but, uttered beneath
that lowering sky, those gloomy trees, in the atmosphere of intrigue and
hypothetical bloodshed, the words assumed an awful import to Mr.
Hedderwick.  Romance cut with a keener edge across his quivering soul.  He
was getting his fill of adventures, and with an unfeigned zeal he now
wished himself safe at Bloomsbury, even at the price of a Caudle's
welcome.  To think that he, a middle-aged--no!  an _old_ man, with a good
wife--yes!  a _good_ wife, though sometimes a little overbearing--a
churchwarden of Saint Frideswide's and all the rest--to think that he
could be so harebrained and ungrateful as to embark on such an
enterprise!  It was incredible: he must be dreaming.... No; it was real. 
His right foot was in agony: it had gone to sleep. 

"Ouch!"  he said, stretching it. " What's the time, Mr. Wild?" 

"Can't see.  Daren't light a match. ' Fraid they're late.  Shut up." 

Time passed heavily to the unhappy man.  A schoolboy, condemned to a
caning, can face the prospect with a decent front if only the punishment
is not deferred. " Cane me, if you must!"  he would say, "but get it over
and let's have done with it!"  A fair request, provided the culprit be
not a hardened nature whom it is policy to keep in suspense.  In such a
case the Third Degree may be justified.  But suppose your culprit to be a
sensitive shrinking nature, to whom the waiting is worse torture than
the actual pain itself, is it not a refinement of cruelty to keep him on
the tenter-hooks?  Robert Hedderwick was of such, a gentle, kindly,
romantic, imaginative fool.  You who scorn his folly might pardon, could
you but enter into half his feelings as he waits amid the elder-bushes. 

At eleven o'clock there was promise of incident to cheer their hearts. 
From the other side of the house they heard a voice call sharply, "Who
is there?"  No answer was returned, but before the echoes died they saw a
dark figure run silently across the lawn and clamber up the wall where
they had made an entrance.  Breathlessly they watched, and in another
moment a second figure, carrying some lethal weapon, walked sharply into
the field of vision.  The newcomer made a tour of the house and part of
the garden, but did not disturb the anxious watchers in the elders.  As
soon as he had disappeared Robert whispered, "What now?  Shall we go
after the man who climbed?" 

"No," replied Tony, whispering too. " I don't understand this.  It's a
different program.  Looks as if something is up.  Better wait." 

His companion sighed, for he had hoped release was at hand.  Instead, he
resigned himself to waiting. 

An hour crept by with feet of lead.  To the amateur plotters it seemed as
if time itself were standing still.  Robert thought it must be two
o'clock at least, but Tony's common sense guessed it to be near
midnight.  Once the churchwarden ventured to suggest that honor was
satisfied, curiosity likely to be disappointed; why not retire?  Tony
refused doggedly:

"I'm going to see it through now if we wait till five o'clock.  No more
lost chances!" 

Robert groaned and rubbed his leg. 

It was half past one when Robert, half asleep, conscious of nothing but
discomfort, felt Tony plucking at his sleeve.  He roused himself
irritably, almost forgetful of their errand.  Then, in the dim
foreshadowing of dawn, he saw the outline of a man on the top of the
wall.  He awoke fully on the instant, clutching his fellow sufferer in
pure fright, staring with wide-open eyes.  The man dropped nimbly down
upon the grass and walked noiselessly across the lawn. 

They watched him eagerly, feeling that their sufferings were about to be
rewarded, wondering whether they ought to follow or wait.  If the first,
they might be discovered; the second, they might lose him.  For once in
his life Tony was at a loss.  He had reckoned on Brown's arrival, but not
at a different hour, pursuing a new course.  What was the best plan? 

Fortunately the period of suspense was short.  The figure, which had
disappeared for a moment round the corner of the house, came into view
once more.  It still moved with surpassing stealth, but now it was
carrying a long unwieldy object in one hand.  It was a ladder.  Tony
nearly whistled when he saw this ominous contrivance, and Robert
quivered with a satisfying impatience for the coming drama.  Were they to
see a new version of _Romeo and Juliet_, or was it merely a vulgar
burglary? 

The man paused, surveyed the blank unlighted house, and then reared his
ladder against a window.  He climbed rapidly up, but after a brief
inspection descended with equal swiftness.  He raised the ladder with no
obvious effort, carried it some little distance along, and placed it at
another window.  It was clear that he was correcting a mistake. 

"What"--began Robert in a thick whisper, but Tony clapped a hand on his
mouth, fearing lest the faintest sound might betray them.  Not that there
was any real danger, for the night-prowler was twenty yards away, the
wind had begun to rise, and the tree branches were sighing loudly enough
to drown a human murmur.  But Tony meant to run no risks: he was
determined to see the play through to the end.  Not the quiver of an
eyelash must betray them.  At all costs, silence. 

They saw Brown--for who else could it be?--rear the ladder, then shift
it a little to get a better foundation.  He tried it with his hand to
make sure that it was firm.  At last, satisfied and resolute, he placed
one foot upon it and began to climb.  The watchers held their breath,
unconscious of the drama within a drama about to burst upon them.  Robert
was trembling, his mouth still covered by Tony's precautionary hand. 
Brown was on the second rung, when the window above was suddenly flung
open.  The mysterious Billy leaned out, jug in hand. " Good evening!"  he
said distinctly, in pleasant gentlemanly accents that reached the
watchers in the elders: "good evening.  Have a drink?" 

The wretched Brown was so _bouleverse_ by the unexpected apparition that
he stood fast, gaping wonderfully, upon the second rung.  It was lucky
that he had climbed no higher, for the cascade that fell with unerring
aim fairly upon his countenance was the best part of a gallon of water. 
Apart from the hydraulic force exerted the wanton suddenness of the
attack must have dashed him to the ground.  He fell prone upon the grass,
striving to disburden himself of an unwanted draft, pitiable, a
spluttering ruin of a conspirator. 

"_Glwhtt!_"  said Robert from behind the hand of Tony.  He was nigh to
bursting with suppressed emotion. "_ Glwhtt!  oh!  glwhtt!_" 

Tony, too, found it hard to keep himself in hand.  Despite his
disappointment at beholding his fair hopes frustrated, it was no easy
task to check the laugh.  To see a man, bold, confident, assured of
success, in one moment converted into a sodden and convulsive mass,
weltering upon the lawn--it was catastrophic.  If incongruity be the
basis of the comic spirit, it was here with a vengeance. 

"With a vengeance."  The thought was impelled by the quick hurry of
events.  Brown, after gaspy flounderings for half a minute, recovered
himself and stood erect.  He shook an Olympian fist in powerless wrath
toward the window, breathed a crimson oath that might have scorched the
stars, and ran blunderingly toward the wall.  He made for his point of
entry by a straight path and dashed blindly through the elders.  In his
headlong course he trod convincingly on Robert's fingers, but sped on,
heedless of the yelp of pain. "_ Ahoo!_"  whooped Mr. Hedderwick, leaping
in his agony, unrecking of the consequences. "_ Ahoo!  Ahoo!_"  He was
wringing his hands in an ecstasy of anguish as Lionel came bursting from
the house, a heavy walking-stick in his hand. 

"The wall quick!"  said Tony, seizing him by the arm.  They had a start of
thirty yards: Brown was over the wall and out of sight by this time, and
there was still hope of escape.  Had Tony been alone he would have got
away, for they reached the wall well ahead of the frantic Lionel, aflame
for blood.  But chivalry forced him to let Robert climb first. " Up you
go!"  he said, thrusting the adventurous churchwarden upon the roller. 
There were no spikes to help or hinder on the inner wall.  Robert caught
hold of the top bricks and scrabbled piteously with his toes, searching
for a foothold.  Tony shoved fiercely from beneath, the thought of prison
or the bowstring beating in his brain.  With a heave of which he scarce
thought himself capable he boosted Robert high in the air.  Mr.
Hedderwick flew up like a ball of india-rubber, rolled on to the top,
and fell over the other side with a wail of apprehension.  Luckily the
mud was soft.  But just as he touched the mud, Lionel came up with his
quarry and seized him by the collar.  Tony turned and struggled like a
wildcat, but he was no match for the other.  Lionel shortened his stick
and drove it upward.  With a grunt of pain Tony collapsed. " Whew!"  said
Lionel, vastly pleased as he contemplated the fallen foe. " There's one
of 'em, anyhow.  I hope I haven't killed the brute." 




CHAPTER XXII

A TELEGRAM AND SUNDRIES


The twelve-year-old son of Mr. Glew, who, in the intervals of school and
expiating the inevitable offenses of youth, was utilized to carry
telegrams, came whistling up the drive of The Quiet House.  He rang the
bell, and in the fulness of time the summons was answered by a man
servant who had been engaged the day before.  He was called Jones. 
"Hello!  young cock-sparrow!"  said Jones cheerfully. " Brought a wire? 
Who's it for?  Her Imperial Highness or me?" 

"Name o' Mortimer," said the youthful Glew. " Catch hold!" 

"Mortimer's on the lawn, sunning himself," said Jones. " Better take it
straight round." 

"I'm employed to hand telegrams into the house," said the boy with all
the dignity of a government servant. " It's your business to see ole
Mortimer gets it." 

"And it's my business to give a clip 'side o' the 'ed," said Jones,
riposting. " So if you don't want a thick ear inside of a jiffy, my lad,
off you go." 

Master Glew obeyed, soothing his outraged independence by a cry of "Yar! 
red-nosed beef-eater!"  as soon as he was out of reach.  Jones, regretting
the ungiven clip, banged the door, and the libel-loving Glew went
pleasantly on his way. 

He found Lionel in the summer-house and delivered the yellow envelope,
waiting dutifully to see if there was a prepaid reply, hoping for a
possible douceur.  In this he was disappointed; for although the
telegram seemed to give unbounded pleasure to the recipient, no money
changed hands, and Master Glew retired, embittered and pessimistic.  As
soon as he was alone Lionel read and read again the flimsy slip that
conveyed so much.  The words danced before him in the sunlight:

     "Lukos has died of measles.  Stay where you are and keep
     watching.  Beatrice." 

Lukos dead!  Then the path was clear, and he was free to hope, free to
pursue, to strive with all his heart and soul to ... to do what?  Why,
make love to her, of course, and presently ask her to marry him. 
"Marry" ... The word came on him with a stunning shock, as it does to
every free bachelor when he sees the wedding-ring as a reality within
his grasp.  However much we long to persuade the beloved object to the
vow--however much we have striven, hoped, schemed and waited--still, when
the time comes of a verity, and at last we can confidently say, "I am to
be married to-morrow!"  or next week, or a year hence--then, in the midst
of our ecstasy, there comes a whisper, "_Married!  Tied!  Shackled!_"  We
welcome our chains, of course,--we would barter our souls for the lovely
fetters; but there always comes, if but for the briefest of seconds, the
appalling thought, "Freedom has gone forever!"  Is there a single husband
who, during the period of courtship, has never been "afraid with any
amazement"? 

The thought, the fear, came to Lionel as to the rest of us, and for an
instant he felt like taking to his heels.  Then he smiled as a grown-up
upon a child, naturally timid and ignorant.  Next, his face fell, as he
harped back to his theme.  He was to "make love" to her. 

To a man of his stamp making love is not a difficult matter.  To a man
like Tony it is a second nature--the breath of life--a perennial
pastime.  But making love is not the same as loving, and to make love to
Beatrice would be an insult.  He admired Beatrice so much--respected
her--was anxious to serve her, to obey her slightest whim,--thought her
the best and most desirable creature he had ever known.  But if he did
not love her, it would be a base thing to pretend, to use her as a toy. 
Did he love her or not?  He wanted her--oh, yes!  he wanted her as he had
never wanted any one else in his life.  There had been others, of course,
with whom he had dallied--for instance, Mizzi.  There had been one or two
in whom he had taken a more serious interest, like Miss Arkwright.  With
the latter he had more than once imagined himself to be in love--he had
dwelt delightfully upon the possibility--had gone to bed reflecting,
"Dash it!  Beatrice has forgotten me.  Winifred's a darling!  Why not?"  And
then when the kiss had been offered, he had refused.  Well, in that lay
hope of a greater certainty.  He had refused the kiss--had he
not?--because of Beatrice.  Therefore he loved her.  Therefore he must
make love to her.  Therefore he must ask her to marry him.  Marriage! 
Whew--w--w! 

"Oh, you vacillating ass!"  he groaned to himself, getting up and
stretching his arms as if to free himself from the enmeshing subtleties. 
"Why can't you be content to believe yourself in love and go straight
ahead now that the path is clear?  Why can't you be an ordinary, sane,
matter-of-fact lover, and ask the dear woman if she'll marry you and
help you to help her, the world and yourself?  Yourself, who need it
badly.  Why--why--why can't you be reasonable?"  He shook his fist
savagely at the heavens. " Why worry your brain about these intricate
analyses?  Why? _ Because_, my boy, she deserves certainly, and, by
George, she shall have it!" 

He sat down and read the telegram once more. " Poor old chap!"  he
thought. " Dead ... and of measles.  Lord!  it's hard not to laugh.  A man
who plotted and shook the chancelleries, in daily danger of poison or
the sword, to die of _measles_!  What a world of oddities!  Poor
devil ... I wonder how she takes it?" 

The remembrance of the forced marriage led him to think that she could
not feel it too cruelly.  No doubt she had liked him--had even felt
affection for him.  But the compulsion of wedlock and the death of her
only son would not but make the tie more light than usual. " Let's hope
so, anyway," he growled to himself, shifting uncomfortably in his chair. 
"Lionel, you were selfish to talk of love so soon.  More especially when
you don't know yet if you love her or not." 

Miss Arkwright came across the lawn.  There had been no more talk of his
departure.  Since his noble rescue--five nights agone--it had been
impossible to be harsh.  There had been an interview next morning in
which considerable frankness had been displayed on both sides.  Miss
Arkwright had asked him to repeat his explanation of Mizzi's presence in
his bedroom, and this he had done cheerfully enough.  In return, he had
inquired what Mizzi was doing there, and had accused his hostess of
conspiracy. " I feel," he had said, "that it is time we understand each
other.  Cards on the table, please.  As you may know or guess, I came here
to watch you, believing you to be in the service of the Turks." 

"Absurd!"  Winifred had replied. " I can not explain all now, but my
sister is mistaken.  Mizzi applied for a situation through a registry
office, and only came the night you discovered her.  I have questioned
her, and though I believe your explanation of her presence, it is best
for us all that she should not stay.--Oh, I have taken care that she
shall not suffer financially.--I am sure your suspicions of her are as
groundless as my sister's of me.  In any case, I have no intention of
conducting an inquiry into so flimsy a charge.  Now we know where we are. 
If you will be pleased to prolong your stay, I shall be glad.  Perhaps
you will learn to believe in me at last."  He did not believe her in the
least, but the knowledge that he was no longer there on false pretenses
was no small solace, and he stayed on. 

"Well," said Miss Arkwright, approaching, "let us go and look at our
prisoner.  Have you seen him this morning?" 

"Not since breakfast," said Lionel, rising. " What is his job to-day?" 

"Digging and wheeling," answered Miss Arkwright with a smile. " I am told
that he shapes well." 

They walked round the back of the house, and presently came upon a
second lawn.  Across this was laid a narrow footway of planks.  As they
approached a figure was seen wheeling a small barrow of earth toward an
embryonic flower bed.  The figure came to the end of the causeway, upset
his load with a professional side-twist, and then wiped his brow. " I
believe that is always done," he said apologetically to the lady, who
had halted with her cavalier: "one picks up a wrinkle here and there. 
Your gardener, for instance, showed me how the navvies unload their
barrows, correcting my natural impulse to upset it straight ahead." 

"Do you feel tired?"  asked Miss Arkwright critically: there was no
sympathy in her tone. 

"The masses are used to that," answered Tony. " In time, no doubt, I
shall learn the trick of doing the maximum of work with the minimum of
effort.  No, I can't say I am especially tired; it's rather a healthy
feeling on the whole." 

"You're making a bit of a mess of the lawn," observed Lionel, his glance
falling on a scarred patch. 

"Ah!  that was in the apprentice stage," said Tony airily. " The barrow
ran off the plank, and this narrow wheel cuts.  Of course I am always
open to learn, and if you----"

"Mr. Mortimer is a guest, not a serf," Miss Arkwright reminded him.  Tony
bowed. 

"I apologize.  For a moment I had forgotten class distinctions.  Beg
pardon, mum!  By your leave, sir!  I must be gettin' back to my job." 

He trundled the barrow briskly out of sight to where a mound of soil
awaited his efforts.  He was soon back, however, and another load of soil
was deposited dexterously upon the growing bed. 

"You're still obstinate," said the lady, smiling. 

"Meaning----?"  He paused, shovel in hand. 

"That you won't give any account of yourself." 

"Why should I?"  asked Tony innocently. " I am the slave of a perfectly
charming despot"--he bowed again with grace, despite his costume and the
mud stains. " I am well housed and fed.  I have nothing special to do.  I
am regaining the rude health of youth----"

"But you have to _work_!"  Lionel reminded him with a laugh. " And judging
from your hands I don't think you've done much of that in your life." 

Tony waved one of the despised hands. 

"It is a popular error to speak of manual laborers as 'the working
classes.'  There is such a thing as brain-work--no!  I don't press the
point.  As a matter of fact, I am rather attracted by this kind of
work--for a change.  Perhaps, when I regain my freedom, I shall then take
up some sort of work as a hobby." 

"You can be free as soon as you like," said Miss Arkwright carelessly. 

"Ah!  but at a price!  You want the secret of my life.  I shall only tell
you the tragic story when you tell me something of yours.  Meanwhile I am
quite content to labor here on parole.  It is true that I am forbidden
the village--I am not even near enough the wall to pass the time of day
(is that the local phrase?)  with the outside world.  But until I know
more I am not anxious to leave the most delightful tyrant I have ever
met." 

"You ought to think yourself lucky," said Lionel, "that you're not
cooling your heels in jail." 

"By all accounts," said Tony blandly, "I might retort with a _tu
quoque_." 

"What do you mean?"  asked Lionel, puzzled. " What do you know of me?" 

Tony shrugged. 

"That is part of the feuilleton," he said. " As soon as you like, we
shall exchange stories.  Meanwhile, permit the horny-handed aristocrat to
pass along." 

He went off again, whistling, leaving his questioners unsatisfied.  In
spite of the mystery of his presence, in spite of the recent struggle,
both Lionel and his hostess felt an instinctive liking for Tony.  It had
been Miss Arkwright's idea to set him to work.  After the capture Lionel
suggested a medieval treatment of bread-and-water in a locked chamber. 
Police proceedings were naturally out of the question.  But Miss
Arkwright was original in her methods, and after an interview with the
unabashed intruder, had given him a choice of penalties.  Either he might
elect for the modern equivalent of the deepest dungeon beneath the moat,
or he might work in the garden on parole.  She saw he was a gentleman,
and suspected him of being an interesting addition to The Quiet House. 
So Tony was admitted to the drawing-room on an equality with themselves. 
The mornings and afternoons he spent in forced labor, a victim of the
_corvee_; his mid-day meal and "four o'clocks" were harmoniously eaten
in the potting-shed.  It was curious to observe a grimy navvy enter by
the back door, to appear in the drawing-room later dressed in a lounge
suit, with hair carefully parted.  When he played or sang to them it
seemed still more incongruous, but they were all adaptable creatures and
there was no constraint. 

This morning it was very hot, and Lionel and Winifred went back to the
hammock-chairs in the shade.  The heat made the air flicker like waves,
and even the midges seemed too lazy to come out.  A universal torpor hung
heavily in the atmosphere; one thought regretfully of slaves in offices,
clerks on stools, perspiring operators in factories.  For, whether it be
hot or cold, work has to be done by all save the leisured classes.  And
even they are sometimes compelled to exert themselves either by force of
circumstances or a sense of duty. 

It was the latter spur that roused the Reverend Charles Peters to get to
work on his sermon for next Sunday.  True, there were still three days'
grace; but it had been his immemorial custom to begin to write his
sermon on a Wednesday, and nothing short of a new heresy in the
morning's newspaper could have kept him from his desk.  Whether the
garden tempted him to dally amid roses, or a keen frost suggested the
pleasures of a brisk walk--whether he felt _disponiert_ and stored with
telling phrases, or empty as a sieve with the wind blowing
through--whether his digestion was in first-class order or cried aloud
for a liver-pill,--whatever conditions obtained, duty and habit drew
Mr. Peters to a task not uncongenial.  So, on this morning he went to his
work as usual, despite the heat, not slothful enough to delve in a
well-filled drawer and read over some "cold meat" for his parishioners. 
He established himself in the dining-room--luckily, as it proved--for
his study was being "turned out." 

As a preliminary he threw open both windows and removed his jacket and
waistcoat.  Then he lighted a pipe and settled down to arrange his
thoughts.  He had not been meditating for more than ten minutes when his
wife came in. 

"The milkman's account, Charles," she said. " Can you settle it now?" 

"Certainly, my dear," replied the vicar, unlocking his cash-box. " It's
extremely hot this morning, isn't it?" 

"It is," agreed Mrs. Peters, waiting for the money. " But, Charles----"

"Yes, my dear?" 

"Do you think it quite seemly to be writing your sermon in
shirt-sleeves?" 

"It's extremely hot, Clara." 

"Yes.  But a _sermon_, Charles!" 

The vicar laughed. 

"Would you have me write it behind stained-glass windows, with incense
burning round me?" 

"A strict Evangelical----!!!" 

"I was only joking, Clara," said the vicar quickly. " Of course, I
shouldn't dream of----"

"I do not think one should be flippant under such circumstances. 
Shirt-sleeves and a pipe!  My dear Charles----"

The vicar moved a little restlessly. 

"My dear Clara, the day's very hot and I'm doing nothing to be ashamed
of.  If the bishop of London called I'm sure he'd say----"

"Mr. Bangs," said the housemaid at the door, and Robert entered with a
troubled mien. 

The vicar made a dash for his discarded garments and performed a Protean
act with amazing speed.  His wife, true to her salt, interposed between
her husband and the visitor, making a few banal remarks about the
weather.  She did not shake hands. 

"Excuse me, Mr. Bangs," said the vicar, blushing despite his late
assertions of independence. " You find me trying to keep cool under
adverse conditions.  Had I known----"

"The weather is very sultry, is it not?"  said Mrs. Peters, with a glare
that said, "I told you so!" 

Robert surveyed them with a wild and unreceptive eye.  He looked, so
thought the vicar's wife, like a man dogged by the officers of the law. 

"I called," he said quickly, "because I wanted your advice and help." 

"Certainly, if I can be of any use," replied the vicar. " Clara, my
love----?" 

His tone indicated a request that she would leave them.  To the vicar's
intense surprise, his love made no sign of compliance. " Perhaps I had
better stay, Charles," she said grimly. 

"But, Clara----"

"I--I should like to speak to your husband alone," said Robert, nervous
but determined. " You see, it is very private----"

"Of course, Mr. Bangs.  I quite understand.  Perfectly natural.  My
dear----"

"I think not, Charles.  Mr. _Bangs_ will understand why." 

"I don't at all," said Robert, dismayed and puzzled. " I have come here
for advice and help.  As a matter of fact, I have to make a
confession----"

The vicar shrank. 

"I do not hear confessions," he said. " I do not approve----"

"Evangelical," snapped Clara. ( Yes: there are vicar's wives who snap,
and she was one.) 

"I don't understand," repeated Robert wearily.  Then suddenly a light
broke on him, and he laughed.  It was his first laugh for five days. " Oh,
I see!  I don't mean _that_ kind of confession.  This is purely a personal
matter--man to man." 

"In that case, my love, I think----"

"No," said the resolute woman. " I am determined that you shall not be
imposed on any longer.  I have kept silence, perhaps too long.  Mr.
_Bangs_, yesterday I telephoned to Bloomsbury 843B."

"_What!_"  said Robert with a moan. " You telephoned _there_!" 




CHAPTER XXIII

STILL RUNNING


With a glance of triumphant contempt at the bladder she had pricked so
easily, Mrs. Peters turned to her husband. " I think, Charles, that I
can safely leave you now to hear Mr. Hedderwick's explanation.  I have
no wish to be present during a painful scene; besides, I am wanted in
the larder." 

"_Mr. Hedderwick!_"  repeated the vicar blankly. " What do you mean,
Clara?  I can not understand--I have no idea--you must----"

"He will tell you," said the lady, vouchsafing nothing further.  After
all, she had had a fair share of the lime-light, and there was no need
to risk an anticlimax. " If you had only listened to me when I warned
you ... but there!  men are all alike." 

She swept from the room, and the bewildered clergyman appealed to the
heap in the chair. 

"Mr. Bangs--Mr. Hedderwick, perhaps I ought to say--will you be kind
enough to tell me what it all means?" 

Robert raised a stricken head. 

"I thought, Mr. Peters, that things were bad enough when I came.  Your
wife's news proves to me that I am wrong.  My name is not Bangs, but
Hedderwick." 

"So I gathered," said the vicar uncomfortably. " I think you owe me an
explanation of your reasons for adopting a false name." 

Robert glanced wildly at the clock. 

"There is no time to go into details now.  She may be here at any minute. 
But for the moment, Mr. Peters, please accept my word that I am involved
in no disgrace--no shameful action.  I am a churchwarden----"

"You really are?"  There was excuse for the implied doubt. 

"I really am, and innocent.  My fault is an excessive love for romance
and a temporary desertion of my wife.  Oh!  do not misunderstand me!"  he
begged, as he noticed an ecclesiastical stiffening. " I simply ran away
for a short holiday--I meant to go back very soon!  Surely, surely, you
can understand!  You are married--I mean, a clergyman in the exercise of
his duties must have a wide knowledge of the world--a certain
sympathy...."

"I can understand," said the vicar thoughtfully, perhaps flattered at
the tribute to his worldly knowledge. " I can not praise--possibly can
not sympathize; but at least I may fairly claim to understand." 

"Thank you--thank you!  Well, to be as brief as I can (and every minute
is precious!),  my friend and I had reason to suspect the occupants of
The Quiet House----"

"Ha!"  The vicar pricked up his ears. " Certain hints and whisperings have
drifted round to me in the course of my parochial visiting, but----"

"Please, _please_, don't interrupt.  You forget the London train!  Mr.
Wild and I entered The Quiet House garden by night to watch----"

"Surely that----"

"Yes--yes--yes!  Most reprehensible, but you do not know all.  We watched,
were discovered, and in making our escape Mr. Wild was captured.  I have
not seen him since." 

"What!" 

"For five days I have been alone, miserable, in doubt and anguish.  I
have wondered, waited, made cautious inquiries.  Nothing has happened. 
What am I to do?" 

"You suspect----?"  queried the vicar in delightful horror.  He felt his
hair bristling in anticipation. 

"I do not know ... I can not guess.  They say it is high politics--the
Turkish government.... A spy.... I do not know what to believe.  What can
I do?" 

The vicar, who prided himself on being a business man, mused for a
moment, chin on hand. 

"Suppose," he said brightly, "that Mott, the local policeman, applied
for a search-warrant?" 

"I would rather not invoke the aid of the police, if possible.  There may
be nothing serious after all, and in that case we should look
ridiculous.  Besides ... I wondered if you could call?" 

The vicar seemed pleased, but apprehensive. 

"Of course," he said, "I would face any danger if necessary and for a
good cause.  But I have my flock to think of.... If matters are as
serious as you suggest, might there not be a second kidnaping?  One
hesitates to be melodramatic, but the possibilities of...."

"They would not dare to touch a minister of the church.  There would be
an outcry----"

"True ... true ... but would they admit me?  I have called and been
denied.  Do you think----"

He paused, as a motor-horn sounded from the road.  The noise of the
engine was plainly heard.  A moment later and the gate leading to the
drive opened.  The vicar walked to the window. 

"Who can this be?"  he said in surprise. " A motor-car, and in the
morning!  I hope he'll be careful of the borders." 

Robert joined him at the window, his heart filled with anxious
questioning.  As he watched the car drive slowly in he clutched the
vicar's arm. " She has changed her plan!"  he gasped. " It's my wife!  You
must hide me quick!" 

"B--but," stammered Mr. Peters, "there's no sense in that!  Pull yourself
together, Mr. Bangs--Mr. Hedderwick, I mean.  You say you have done
nothing wrong.  Why not face her and get it over at once like a man?" 

Robert, pallid in face and soul, gripped him more tightly, his knees
shaking.  The desperate need of the moment scorned the veneer of
discretion. " You said you understood," he hissed fiercely. " Do you
always stand up to Mrs. Peters?" 

The vicar avoided his eye, but his answer brought hope to Robert. " Come
along!"  he said briskly, going to the door.  He threw it open, and was
disappointed to find his wife in the hall.  That way of escape was
blocked. " A caller, my dear!"  he said, trying to cover his
embarrassment. " If I'm wanted, I shall be in here."  He returned to the
room and closed the door. " You're caught, Mr. Hedderwick, I'm afraid. 
I'm very sorry, but you'll have to face it, after all." 

"No, no!"  said Robert. " Isn't there another door--a window?" 

"The chauffeur's outside.  Yes; by jove!  there's the buttery hatch. 
Behind the screen!  Get through that and out of the pantry window!  It
opens on the back.  After that you must look out for yourself.  I won't
tell any lies on your behalf, but--but I'll try to give you a--a
sporting start!" 

Robert breathed a blessing on his head.  Then, with some ado, he lifted
the hatch and crawled through.  The vicar closed it behind him, heard the
pantry window open with a noiseless chuckle, and then braced himself to
face a pair of indignant ladies.  He had not long to wait, for, a minute
after Robert had gained the road, Mrs. Peters introduced his visitor. 
Mrs. Hedderwick glanced round the room much as a terrier who has been
told there is a rat about, and without waiting for apologies or
declarations, said with an extraordinary bitterness, "Where is my
husband?" 

"He was here a moment ago," replied the vicar, nervous, but not without
a certain enjoyment of the scene. " I suppose that you are looking
forward to--a reunion--a----"

"I am," said Mrs. Hedderwick with a vindictive quietness. " Where is he? 
Hiding under the table?" 

"My dear madam," expostulated the vicar, suppressing a wish to get there
himself, so alarming was her eye, "do you imagine----"

"I want to know where he _is_!"  interrupted the lady, still dangerously
calm and determined. " Mrs. Peters most kindly--_most_ kindly telephoned
to say that he was in Shereling, and she has just said that she left him
here.  Where is he?" 

"He has gone," said the vicar dreamily, looking out of the window and
wondering whether Robert had reached The Happy Heart.  A good runner, he
reflected, might perhaps have succeeded, but Mr. Bangs was no longer
young. 

"_Gone!_"  ejaculated both ladies together, and for once in his life the
amiable clergyman had the satisfaction of communicating dramatic and
exclusive news. 

"Gone!"  repeated Mrs. Peters. " Oh, Charles!  Where?  How?" 

"Gone!"  said Mrs. Hedderwick, with a rising inflection. " You have
helped----"

"How could I detain him?"  urged the vicar, retreating behind a chair. 
"Why blame me?  Could I be expected to keep him here by force?  If Mr.
Hedderwick preferred to depart by the buttery hatch----"

"The buttery hatch." 

"Let me show you," said the vicar helpfully, thinking that a
reconstruction of the crime might divert a morbid interest in himself. 
"You see here it is, behind the screen.  Mr. Hedderwick opened it,
climbed through----"

"I do not believe it!  It is too small for----"

"My dear madam," expostulated the vicar warmly, annoyed at having his
veracity impugned, "I assure you it _was_ so.  Try for yourself!" 

In her rage Mrs. Hedderwick raised her arm as if to strike the impious
suggester.  Mrs. Peters interposed, as the vicar quailed, and the
situation was saved. 

"Charles!  What an indelicate thought!  Imagine a lady like Mrs.
Hedderwick _crawling_----"

The vicar had been through an anxious quarter of an hour.  His nerves
were on strings, and at any moment the tension might prove too strong. 
Had he been master of himself--had he possessed no sense of humor--had
his late guest not presented so ridiculous an appearance in his exit,
all might have yet been well.  But the image projected upon his brain by
the words of his wife (who had but an imperfect sympathy with comedy)
was too much.  He did not roar aloud, as he could have wished, but he
buried his face in his hands and leaned upon the mantelpiece.  The
heaving of the shoulders gave evidence of his emotion. 

"I think," said Mrs. Hedderwick, after a dreadful pause, "that your
husband is hardly himself." 

"I will attend to him presently," replied Mrs. Peters with menacing
sympathy. " Come, Mrs. Hedderwick: I am sorry you should meet with such a
disappointment.  Your best course would be to drive to The Happy Heart,
where I understand the fugitive is staying." 

They left the room, without deigning to bestow any further notice on the
vicar.  He, unhappy man, pulled himself together too late.  He wiped his
eyes and rushed after them to offer seemly apologies.  But as he reached
his garden gate he saw the motor drive off.  Behind the chauffeur were
seated Mrs. Hedderwick and his wife.  Mrs. Peters was resolved, if
possible, to be in at the death. 

"After all," thought the vicar when he realized that he could do nothing
to reestablish himself, "why shouldn't I, too, see what is going to
happen?  Hedderwick suggested I should call at The Quiet House.... I
might try again.... His suspicion, surely, can not be founded on fact,
but at least it will be interesting--nay, a positive duty!  If a fellow
creature wants our services, we ought to spare neither time nor
trouble--well, Brown!  what is it?" 

"Beg pardon, sir!"  said the odd-job man, touching his hat.  Mr. Peters
noticed with astonishment that he was in his Sunday clothes. " I want to
give notice!" 

"I can't be bothered with that now," said the vicar impatiently. " I am
particularly busy.  Come to me----"

"I am sorry, sir, but I want to go at once," he said, interrupting the
vicar. 

The latter stared. 

"But that's most unusual and inconsiderate.  If you want to go, a week's
notice----"

"It's too important for that, sir.  Of course I am ready to forego my
week's wages, but go I must." 

"Not a death in the family, I hope?"  said Mr. Peters, subduing the
impatience of his tone. " If so, I'm very sorry, and of course----"

"No, sir: nothing serious--serious in that sense at least.  I am sorry to
have to give notice in such a hurry, but it must be done." 

"Very well," replied the vicar, resuming an every-day voice. " Legally,
of course, you couldn't demand your wages; but I have no intention of
standing on the letter of the law.  I might as well pay you now.  Let's
see----" He searched his pockets for change. 

"Thank you, sir," replied the odd-job man. " You're very good to be so
reasonable, and I wish I could oblige you by staying.  Instead, if you'll
kindly put a sovereign in the poor-box for me, I shall be satisfied." 

"Eh--eh!"  stammered the vicar. " Has all the world gone mad this morning? 
A sovereign in the poor-box, from my gardener!  Wh--what----"

"A little mad, sir?"  smiled Henry Brown. " Perhaps there's some excuse. 
Good-by and thank you." 

He touched his hat and left the Shereling garden forever.  Mr. Peters
stared dumbly after him.  He could make nothing of it, however, so he
came to the sensible resolution of setting out on his investigations at
once.  Taking a stick in his hand, he trudged toward The Quiet House. 
Here, by the way, he was told there was nobody at home. 

Henry Brown, whistling a cheerful strain, betook himself to The Happy
Heart.  He found the motor-car standing outside, the chauffeur indulging
in a cigarette.  Voices from the parlor indicated that the landlord was
trying to reason with two ladies, neither of whom seemed to be amenable
to treatment. 

"But he's gorn, I tell you, ma'am," said the voice of Mr. Glew
despairingly. " Ran in here, he did, a quarter of an hour ago: out again
in five minutes----"

"I think you are prevaricating, Glew," said the acid tones of Mrs.
Peters. " Your manner is not straightforward at all this morning----"

"And we shan't be satisfied till you have shown us his room," added Mrs.
Hedderwick. " So there!" 

As the landlord resumed the mournful chant, apparently relying on
tautological emphasis rather than reasoned argument or ocular
demonstration (a suggestion that seemed unwelcome), Henry Brown smiled
and passed into the bar.  Addressing the Boots, a "lad" of sixty-three,
who acted as barman, beater, stable-boy, or butler as occasion or the
seasons demanded, he said, "Is Miss Schmidt ready?" 

"B'leeve so," said the Boots. " But I'll tell her you're here." 

He went out, but returned shortly, followed by Mizzi, who was dressed
for traveling. " Ah!"  said she, with a radiant smile of welcome. " I have
not kept you waiting long, have I?" 

"Five days," answered Henry, to the astonishment of the Boots. " Five
wasted days.  Can't think why you wanted to stay here all that time. 
After being----"

He paused.  He was about to say "sacked," but from consideration of his
audience, refrained.  Mizzi thanked him with a laugh. 

"Ah!"  she said very cheerfully. " The separation--shall we say?--was due
to--guess!" 

"Dunno," said Henry, watching her fasten her glove with admiring eyes. 

"Jealousy!"  she flashed, with a ripple of merriment. " Think of it! 
_Jealousy!_  Even I could have hardly credited it.  But I bear her no
ill-will.  On the contrary, I regard her as more human and could love her
still more. ( Bother--_bother--r--r_ this glove.  Can you----?") 

"But why did you wait?"  he grumbled, fastening the glove and taking as
long as he could for the pleasure of pressing her dainty wrist. 

"I will be frank," she said, laughing temptingly.  Henry dumbly cursed
the Boots. " Curiosity!  I wanted to watch a little longer.  But I foresee
the end of the play and am ready to go.  Let us be off!" 

"Your luggage has gone to the station?" 

"Yes, and it is time we followed.  Come!" 

"A kiss first," said Henry, hungrily bending forward. 

At this moment Mrs. Peters, Mrs. Hedderwick and the landlord (the latter
still emitting "But he's gorn--varnished, I tell you!")  came from the
parlor.  They halted on observing the obvious sweethearts standing in the
passage.  Mrs. Peters, her finest instincts revolting from such a naked
display of animalism--and in the morning, too!--at once relinquished the
lacquered Mr. Hedderwick for a more congenial theme. 

"_Brown!_"  she ejaculated in tones that would have chilled a satyr. 
"_Brown!_  how disgusting!  Go to your work at once!" 

The odd-job man could not restrain a natural blush, but he was man
enough to stand his ground.  The presence of Mizzi confirmed his courage
and quickened his wits. 

"Mr. Brown, if you please, ma'am," he said quietly but with resolution. 
"I've left your service and am my own master now." 

Mrs. Peters, justly annoyed at being thus spoken to by a menial, changed
her line of attack. 

"So this is the explanation!"  she said, wishing she had a lorgnette for
Mizzi's benefit.  She surveyed her with a severity that ought to have
appalled.  The survey gave her no comfort, for Mizzi was dressed to
perfection. " So this is the young woman!" 

"A deplorable exhibition," said Mrs. Hedderwick dispassionately. " The
lower classes--"

The young woman gave a most impertinent laugh, and said, "Come, Henry! 
We shall miss the train!" 

They left The Happy Heart; and the landlord, who had recovered breath,
but not a fresh inspiration, during the interlude, took up the tale
again. 

Outside, the odd-job man, whose face was flushed, swore. " I wish they
were men!"  he said vindictively: "if they were, I'd teach 'em a lesson
in manners.  By jove!  I'd like to get even with----"

"Do not worry," said Mizzi soothingly. " After all, I _am_ a young woman. 
Mesdames would give their ears to be the same." 

Henry stopped dead, an idea having come upon him.  With a growing light
in his eye he surveyed the motor-car and the chauffeur, who in turn
surveyed Mizzi with a gathering admiration.  He even threw away the
cigarette. 

"I say," said Henry, "this isn't a private car?" 

"No," said the chauffeur, glad of a chance further to admire this
enchanting damsel. " General Motor-Car Company.  Druv the ole gal down
from London s'morning.  Made me crawl, too." 

"Driving her back?" 

The chauffeur suppressed an instinct to spit disgustedly and said, "Yes,
wuss luck."  Mizzi observed them, wondering. 

"What would you take," said Henry, breathing hard, "to drive us back
instead?" 

The chauffeur shook his head. 

"I'd lose my job." 

"Five pounds?"  hinted Henry. 

"A job's a job." 

"I'll find you another." 

"Garn!" 

"Straight!  I'm Henry Brown, taxicab proprietor, Bloomsbury.  Is that good
enough?" 

"_And_ a fiver?"  stipulated the chauffeur, avaricious but cautious. 

"Here you are," said Henry, diving into his pocket.  A note changed
hands, and the chauffeur assumed a bland demeanor. " Jump in!"  he said
concisely; "it's a bet!" 

"Oh, but----" objected Mizzi, hanging back. 

"_Romance!_"  whispered Henry. " You said you liked it!  Quick!  Quick!" 

She jumped in, smiling happily. 

"You are a dear!" 

"And you're a darling!"  he said, getting in beside her and shutting the
door. " Now, William, give 'em the horn and then London!" 

_Honk!  Honk!_ 

"Once more!" 

_Honk!  Honk!_ 

Mrs. Hedderwick appeared fretfully at the porch. " Do not make that
exasperating noise!"  she commanded.  And then--"_What!_  what
impertinence--what----!" 

"Higher up, William!"  said Henry peacefully. 

"Good-by, madam!"  and he raised his hat. " There, my little foreigner;
will that do?" 

"Oh, Harry dear!" 

And Harry dear had no time even to say "Good biz!" 




CHAPTER XXIV

CERTAINTY--AHA! 


Let us go back a couple of hours and see what has been engaging Miss
Arkwright and Lionel since their interview with Tony.  They are still
reclining in the hammock-chair, which they have been obliged to move,
more than once, retreating before the all-conquering sun.  They have
talked for a space, but nothing of their conversation is worthy of a
recorder's pen, and at last they have fallen silent, each occupied with
busy musings.  Lionel, of course, has had plenty to think about since the
early telegram--new schemes to mature, fresh hopes to be weighed, old
difficulties to brush aside or evade.  Winifred's silence, too, is not
extraordinary.  Apart from her secret history--and she must have a
secret, to be sure, if not a dozen--there is matter for consideration in
her present _milieu_.  Putting aside the trivial incident of the
five-days'-old attack (and an intriguer can not spend much time on
trifles, especially when they end happily), there is the problem of Tony
to be pondered over.  But, at the worst, he can only be looked on as a
light-hearted dilettante, whose greatest misfortune is the curse of
wealth.  Such, at least, is Winifred's shrewd guess, and we know how near
the mark the arrow has fallen.  Then, Lionel ... what shall she do with
him?  Is it better to keep him with her longer, a cheerful gentleman who
seems quite content to waste his time in her company, despite the
chilling fact that he appears equally content to chaff their prisoner if
she is busy in the house?  Or shall she send him away? 

Winifred stole a glance at Lionel, pondering with knit brows, and
permitted herself a smile that was unseen by him.  Was she thinking of
his pursuit in the garden, the hurled water-jug, or the exposure of
Mizzi?  Perhaps the latter; for the smile was followed by a delectable
frown that did not mar the poetry of her face.  It seemed, indeed, to act
but as a foil, enhancing the smile that followed again like a victor,--a
victor that has retreated, only to return. 

As she wondered and smiled, Forbes came across the lawn and handed the
morning's letters on a tray.  The post had just come in. 

"Three for me," said Winifred, picking up the letters. " And one for
you." 

Lionel took it with a lazy gratitude.  What had letters to do with him
this heavenly morning, when he had had a wire to say that his mistress
was free?  How much better to pursue the current of his thoughts and try
to make up his mind, once and for all, whether he loved Beatrice enough
to ask her to marry him!  Without glancing at the postmark or handwriting
he murmured, "Excuse me!"  and tore open the flap.  The first few
sentences made him sit bolt upright in his chair. " Good heavens!"  he
murmured, reading hastily on.  His face grew dark, and the jaw set
ominously the more he read.  Winifred, watching him with a stealthy
interest, had not yet opened her budget. 

"I hope it is no bad news?"  she said with a soft sympathy. 

"The worst," said Lionel with a grim absence, not looking up.  Presently
his face cleared and he smiled. " That is," he corrected himself, with a
hasty glance at her, "I mean the best.  Yes, certainly the best." 

Winifred bit her lip and looked away with a puzzled discontent.  What did
he mean?  The worst and the best ... strong words for a man of his age to
use.  The "worst" and the "best" should only be applied to strong
emotions, such as are caused by love, money, or honor.  Which of these
potent stimulants was at work? 

"I am going in," she said suddenly. " Please don't get up.  If I can be of
any help in any way, you must let me know.  But I ... I am glad your news
is 'the best.'" 

She went into the house, leaving Lionel to his letter.  This was it. 

     "BLOOMSBURY, LONDON. 

     "MY DEAR FRIEND,--The cable announcing Lukos' death came
     to-night at seven.  As soon as I had recovered from the shock I
     wired the news to you, but I do not expect that the telegram
     will be delivered till to-morrow morning.  And now, at half past
     eight, I am sitting down to write very hurriedly, to tell you
     of my plans. 

     "I mean to go straight to Constantinople within two days.  Why? 
     To make sure, in the first instance--to find out for myself if
     he is really dead, and if it was 'measles' or something worse. 
     I feel that the news must be true, but I must make certain.  If
     it _is_ true, then perhaps I can do something by way of
     revenge.  You, I hope, will still befriend me by trying to
     regain the stolen papers.  They may be of use to England yet.  If
     not to England, then to me--a woman who has lost her husband. 
     This is no time to assess my love for him, but I owe something
     at least to his memory, and the debt shall be paid. 

     "I must see you before leaving, and I hope to come down to
     Shereling to-morrow.  Please tell my sister.  You know our
     differences, but I am sure she will sympathize and help me. 
     Yes; I am sure.  I believe now that I was wrong in suspecting
     her--my information was untrustworthy, but I had every excuse. 
     In haste.--Your friend,

     "BEATRICE BLAIR." 

Lionel's heart leaped as he read a second and a third time the words of
comfort.  At the first casual glance he could only understand that
Beatrice was going out of his life, perhaps forever, and he plumbed
depths hitherto undreamed of.  But after the blow came the reaction and a
saner grasp of the true importance of her news.  He was on fire, yet
coldly logical.  The white heat of his heart and brain told him that here
at last was hope realized, the goal reached, the attainment of
certainty.  The knowledge that he could not bear to lose her told him
that he loved, and that his love was worthy of a declaration.  He
breathed a prayer of thankfulness. 

Doubt of a prosaic nature was swift to follow.  He loved her and must ask
her to marry him.  Yet, how could he ask her?  He had not a penny in the
world save what she had given him as her paid employee.  How could he ask
her to wed and coolly propose to live on her income?  Lionel made short
work of that. " I know," he said to himself, thinking swiftly but with
honest logic, "that I am not mercenary.  I would marry her in rags if
she'd have me.  As she happens to have money, so much the better.  If by
good luck she loves or learns to love me, she will not think me
mercenary.  Why should a pair of lovers wait when the only obstacle is a
convention?--a convention good enough in itself (a proper discouragement
of the ordinary place-hunter and hypocrite)--but a convention none the
less.  The exception shall prove the rule, for neither she nor I could be
accused of conventionality." 

He laughed aloud.  Still, there was a kind of discomfort in the laugh,
for the conventions of a thousand years or more can not be laughed away
in a moment, be the iconoclast never so hardy.  In spite of his honesty
and brave words, Lionel, in the dim recesses of consciousness, knew that
he wished he could have said, "My dear, I love you and can afford to pay
for a home!"  He knew that from the idealist's standpoint he was right,
but the purest cups of nectar may reveal an acid in the lees.  Still, he
drank his nectar and was very glad. 

Presently his face grew graver. " I must wait though," he reflected. " One
can't propose the moment one hears she is a widow--too indecent. 
Besides, she may not love me.... I must give her time.... At least,
though, I'll go with her to Constantinople.  If she won't think of me as
a husband or lover, by jove!  I'll be her dragoman!  She mustn't go there
alone.... And now, let's break the news to Winifred." 

He found Miss Arkwright in the library and told her of her sister's
intention to come down to The Quiet House.  To his disgust she began to
make difficulties. 

"You know, Mr. Mortimer, that we do not agree on her choice of a
career----"

"Yes, yes," he said impatiently. " I know all that.  But this is a serious
business.  She is going to Turkey in a day or two, and wishes to see me
before leaving.  Surely----"

"She does me the honor of suspecting me of conspiracy," returned Miss
Arkwright slowly, but with a resentful gleam. " I have told you that she
is mistaken.  Why should a conspirator lend her hospitality?" 

"She acknowledges her error," said Lionel. " You must forgive much to a
woman who has suffered so cruelly as she." 

"I will not," said Winifred deliberately. " I have not said much to you
on the subject, but now I will not conceal from you that I have been
deeply wounded." 

"Are you not great enough to forgive?"  he urged, fair play telling him
that she had a right to feel indignation--if she were innocent!  He tried
in vain to find a melting in her eye. 

"No," said Winifred, still very deliberately and coldly. " I am a woman,
and can not forgive her lack of trust as yet.  I will yield so far as to
allow her to come here and see you, as she is going abroad, but I will
not see her myself." 

"Your sister?"  he suggested, still hoping. 

"No," repeated Winifred. " On that I am immovable.  Be content and--leave
me!" 

Her voice trembled over the concluding words, and the next moment she
buried her face in her hands, leaning forward over the table.  There were
no sobs--no tears escaping from that indomitable lady, but her attitude
was eloquent of tragedy.  Lionel was not so foolish as to attempt
consolation.  He left the room, hoping to soften her before Beatrice came
down. 

The morning dragged wearily, but at last the luncheon-gong sounded, and
Lionel went to the dining-room.  Winifred joined him at the meal, but
neither had much to say.  Lionel, though understanding her resentment,
could not excuse it, and his attitude in consequence was chilly. 
Winifred, reading his condemnation, made no effort further to justify
herself, and both were glad when the meal came to an end.  Before leaving
the room she said, "If you prefer to see my sister in the house, the
library will be at your disposal." 

"I prefer the garden," he replied stiffly, and he thought he caught a
smile. 

"Suppose it rains?" 

"There is The Happy Heart." 

"But your promise still holds," she reminded him. 

"If Miss Blair prefers the inn," said Lionel with polite determination,
"we go there.  That, of course, will cancel the promise, and you will not
see me again.  In case she does," he added more softly, "I had better say
good-by now.  Thank you for many kindnesses." 

"There is nothing to thank me for," she replied, looking confused. 

"There is.  And I wish you would give me one thing more for which to
thank you," said Lionel, taking her hand.  Her eyes dropped.  She blushed,
but did not free herself. 

"And that is----?"  she murmured. 

"It would be a great happiness to see you and your sister reconciled." 

She wrenched her hand away. 

"Do not ask me that again," she replied, seeming both disappointed and
pettish. " I have given you my answer already.  Now, please, will you be
kind enough to tell the prisoner I wish to see him.  He can stop work and
change.  I will wait for him in my sitting-room up-stairs." 

Lionel went in search of Tony.  He found the latter pocketing his pipe,
preparatory to a fresh attack upon the mound of earth. " Miss Arkwright
says you can stop," said Lionel genially. " You may go and get clean; she
wishes to see you." 

"What about my work?"  objected Tony. " You know, old friend--forgive me,
but I seem to have known you for years--I am making quite a good job of
that bed. _ Exegi monumentum aere perennius!_  What?  That's about all I
have left of a thousand-pound education.  What I mean to say is that
future generations may come and look at my flower bed as being the
beau-ideal--the standard--the Super-bed, and so forth.  Honestly, I'm
beginning to be quite proud of the little chap--it's a most promising
child.  I say, between old schoolmates and that sort of jolly palaver,
what does she want me for?" 

"Haven't a notion, friend of my youth," said Lionel sympathetically. 
Knowing nothing of Tony, he felt nevertheless an attraction and a mutual
bond. " You'd better do as she tells you." 

The bed-builder arose. 

"Of course.  I say, do you think she'll let me stay here for a bit
longer?  What I mean is, has she any intention of carting me at once?" 

"I haven't a notion." 

"You see ... here's the bed ... some one must finish it.  I should hate
to think of another artist putting in his oar.  The bed, in short,
worries me." 

"Ask her to take you on as gardener," suggested Lionel, smiling at the
absurd creature. 

"I wonder...." Tony moved off with dragging dissatisfied steps.  After
progressing a few yards he turned.  There was hesitation in his voice and
manner. 

"I--I say, oh, companion of my infancy, I wonder if you'd mind me asking
you a question?  Of course, we've not been introduced and all that, and I
hope you'll not regard it as a liberty, faux pas, double entendre, or
what-not.  But do you mind telling me if you're engaged to her?" 

"Lord, no!"  said Lionel, mightily surprised. " Not the least intention of
trying.  If that's all your trouble, go in and win.  And good luck to
you!" 

"I say," observed Tony with a most engaging smile, "you're a blind ass,
old yoke fellow of my youth; but you're no end of a sportsman.  One more
question--I promise that I'm quite a decent chap, though appearances are
against me--is she engaged to any one else?" 

"Not that I know of." 

"The planet Jupiter is in conjunction with Saturn, or words to that
effect.  Whatever the stars are, I seem to be in luck.  Oh, of course she
mayn't look at me, I know.  We must give her time to appreciate my many
excellences--not dream of rushing things.  But she has made my few days'
stay so pleasant, that common gratitude----"

"No: don't spoil it!"  said Lionel, reading something beneath Tony's idle
chatter; "you don't mean that."  Tony looked at him and changed his tone. 

"What I do mean," he said sincerely, "is that she's a perfectly top-hole
creature.  She's taught me a few things--not excluding work, in which she
must share the credit with others--during the last few days.  I want to
extend the lessons.  Well, I think a little soap and water might be
rather a promising start.  Where am I to see her?  Up-stairs?" 

He strolled off whistling cheerfully, bearing Lionel's good wishes.  The
latter was in a good humor with all the world to-day: he felt like
giving a sovereign to every child, and a five-pound note to every
grown-up. " If ever I make a hit with my plays," he thought, "I'll give
the vicar a peal of bells and Mrs. Peters--what on earth could I give to
Mrs. Peters?  I suppose a calf-bound set of her husband's sermons would
be the most acceptable souvenir, unless she's human enough to enjoy
diamonds.  Yes, I think it might be diamonds."  He smiled at his happy
visions, and walked back to the hammock-chair to wait till Beatrice
should appear. 

He did not know, of course, whether she was coming by rail or motor, and
therefore did not trouble to look out possible trains.  He was quite
content to wait patiently for her in that delightful garden, knowing now
that he loved her, and hoping she might love, or learn to love him.  But
though he was content and patient, he could not distract himself, or
spend the lagging hours with books or newspapers.  He tried, indeed, but
failed.  After reading a few lines he found his attention wandering: he
could not compel his brain to follow the paltry adventures of Mudie's
heroines, or the stupendous feats chronicled in the daily press. 
Instead, his thoughts flew back to that lucky rescue in the Strand, to
the wondrous hours with Beatrice in the theater or in the Bloomsbury
flat, to the mad adventure of the magnanimous churchwarden, to the
thousand incidents of the past adventurous month.  He could not read, but
tobacco was no hindrance to the brave play of memory and imagination,
and with a luxurious smile he lighted a pipe and drowsed.  Presently,
between the nicotian clouds, he thought, "I must make Winifred be
friends.  What scheme shall I try?  Winifred is a dear, too, though she
has a woman's resentment.  What can I do to make them all happy--to make
every one happy?  Winifred ... Beatrice...."

The besotted lover, overcome with his soul's reaction, the June sun and
a crowded morning, fell asleep....

He was roused by a touch upon the shoulder.  He awoke and blinked lazily
toward heaven.  Beside him stood an angel in a lavender linen frock, and
a lavender hat with a daring touch of black, carrying a lavender parasol
with a white handle.  It was Beatrice at last! 




CHAPTER XXV

THE GOD OF THE MACHINE


Lionel stared dumbly for a moment, not completely realizing what had
happened.  Then he jumped up with a wry smile. " You must think me a poor
watcher," he said, inwardly cursing his sleepiness. " I was so busy
waiting and thinking of you that I suppose I must have--I imagine I
have--that is, I fell asleep.  Did you come by train?" 

"Yes," she said.  It would be idle to say "in the well-remembered tones." 
Her voice was identical with Winifred's: her appearance, gesture,
carriage--all were Winifred's; but the telepathy of love told Lionel the
myriad differences between the sisters, differences impalpable,
impossible to define or even hint at, but differences that were real, if
psychological. " I came by the four-thirty, and walked from the station." 

"Then--good heavens!  what time is it?" 

"Six o'clock," she said with a smile. " How long have you been asleep?" 

"It must be at least three hours," said Lionel in rueful amazement. 
"Fancy wasting three hours of a day like this in sleep!  But don't let us
waste any more.  Tell me all about yourself, your plans, everything.  You
are well?"  he added anxiously, though the question was needless. 

"Perfectly.  And you?" 

"Quite fit, thanks."  And a silence fell between them.  It seemed odd that
there should be a silence, for so much had happened since they last met. 
Lionel had been living in a penny novelette, and her fate could not have
been much more fortunate.  Yet now they seemed to have nothing to say
beyond the commonplaces of friendly acquaintanceship.  It was Lionel who
broke the silence. 

"You must let me say that...." He stopped.  He could not honestly say he
was sorry for the death of Lukos, so he changed the form of his
statement: "--that I am sorry for your trouble.  You know it already, but
I should like to tell it you.... I suppose it must be true?" 

"Thank you," Beatrice replied evenly. " Yes, I expect it is true; but, as
I wrote to you, I am going to make sure." 

"Is that wise?" 

"Perhaps not, but I mean to go." 

Lionel did not attempt to argue with her, to reason or persuade.  The
finality of tone and his knowledge of the woman made him give up at once
any thought of such a useless effort. " But I go with her," he resolved,
"either as husband or servant.  And if she won't take me, I'll go on my
own if I have to steal a ride under the train!" 

"Did you call at the house?"  he asked. 

"I came straight across here, seeing you the moment I entered the gate. 
Perhaps I had better see my sister before we begin to talk.  Our
conversation may be long." 

Lionel moved uneasily. 

"I am sorry to say," he began, "that your sister feels anything but
well-disposed toward you.  She resents your suspicion, and ... and...."
he stuck fast. 

"Refuses to see me?"  she suggested. 

He nodded. " I have hopes of winning her over yet, but...."

"If she has said 'No' she will stick to it," said Beatrice, digging her
parasol into the lawn. " She can be a darling, but she can also be
pig-headed.  What do you think of her?"  she added quickly, turning upon
him. 

"Charming," said Lionel. " Except for this unfortunate weakness.  And
there is some excuse even for that." 

"Do you consider her pretty?"  It sounded an odd question, but oddities
were lost on him now. 

"Yes; very pretty." 

"As pretty as I?"  asked Beatrice. 

"Quite," he laughed, beginning to feel more at home, "but in a different
way.  And I prefer your way," he added with sincerity. 

"That is a little crude," she smiled. " I expected a more delicate
compliment from a man of your education.  Please pay me one at once." 

To be asked for a delicate compliment at a moment's notice must be much
the same as if the _Punch_ editor were asked for a joke instanter.  You
can imagine Mr. Seaman being introduced with, "This is Mr.
Seaman--_Punch_, you know." " How charming!  Please, Mr. Seaman, be good
enough to be funny," and the resulting _debacle_ of Mr. Seaman.  Lionel
felt empty of all wit and ideas.  He simply looked at her and shook his
head. 

"I am sorry ... you have silenced me." 

She smiled provokingly. " Try!" 

He shook his head again with a sudden sadness.  As he observed her,
devotedly absorbing every detail of her dress, her charming attitude,
her delicate color, the dainty foot in the lavender stocking and trim
black shoe pushed seductively forward, the glorious hair, and brilliance
of her eyes, the incarnation of youth and joy (and he excused her that,
remember, for the compulsion of her marriage), he groaningly realized
that his late logic would not hold.  He loved her and wanted her: he knew
that he would not be mercenary in asking, but he felt he could not after
all.  To think of asking for such a lovely creature, without a penny of
his own--he could not do it.  He was wrong, he told himself, and felt
that his ideals were true, but it was impossible.  His face grew grim as
he looked at her.  The smile faded from her lips. 

"What is it?"  she said softly. " Is anything the matter, my ... friend?" 


He was near the breaking-point, and had that moment continued he might
have told her all.  But an interruption--a twentieth-century
interruption--saved him. 

From the deeps of the air was heard a dull humming.  The noise increased
every moment, and Beatrice looked perplexedly about her. " Do you hear
it," she asked, "that curious noise?...  Like a gigantic bee...."

Lionel had heard a similar noise before and was not perplexed. " It must
be an aeroplane," he said reassuringly: "it sounds as if it were quite
close.  Perhaps that clump of trees hides its approach." 

His surmise proved correct, for in a brief space the machine soared into
view like some beautiful bird. " There it is!"  they cried together,
standing like two delighted children watching a kindly rock from the
_Arabian Nights_. " Why!  what is it going to do?"  continued Beatrice,
speaking as if the monoplane were a living creature. " See!  it has
changed its course ... it is circling round like a bird of prey." 

"It looks as if he meant to land," said Lionel, "and was seeking for a
suitable place.  Yes, by jove!  he's found it.  Now watch!" 

The air-man had shut off his engine, for the buzzing ceased, and he came
down to earth, with a graceful swoop that enchanted Beatrice, on a bit
of level pasture two fields away. " Come on!"  cried Beatrice excitedly. 
"Let's go and have a look!  I've never seen an aeroplane close to." 

Lionel smiled at her enthusiasm, and they set off at a brisk pace. 
Leaving the garden by the little wicket at the back, they crossed the
tiny stream, dignified by the name of Shere, and walked on, chatting
happily till they were close upon the air-man.  They could see him
walking round his machine, examining it with a parent's care, pulling
here, patting there, testing the tension of a wire, inspecting the
engine.  Suddenly Beatrice stopped short. " Bother!"  she said impatiently. 
"I've left my hanky in the garden.  I wonder if you'd mind----"

"Of course," said Lionel, glad, you may be sure, of the lightest
service. " You go on and learn to fly.  I'll join you in five minutes." 

He left Beatrice and ran back to the garden.  But in spite of the most
careful search he could not see any trace of the handkerchief.  He
searched the lawn, the chairs, the drive, but no handkerchief was
visible. " She must have lost it in the train," he thought, "or dropped
it on the road.  Well, that's soon remedied." 

Going into the house, he rang the dining-room bell.  It was answered by
Forbes. " Get me a clean handkerchief, please," said Lionel.  To his utter
amazement Forbes said "Yes, sir," and prepared to leave the room. 

"Hi!"  said Lionel, and Forbes stopped, flushing a dull red.  Lionel
pulled himself together with an effort. " Excuse me, Forbes," said he,
striving to speak calmly: "I understood you were dumb.  Has the age of
miracles revived, or what?" 

Forbes bowed discreetly. 

"Our local doctor is a very clever surgeon, sir," he replied blandly. " I
think you said a handkerchief, sir?" 

He disappeared....

"Cleverness, Forbes," said Lionel when the footman returned, "is not
confined to doctors.  I congratulate you ... on the recovery of speech." 

"Thank you, sir," said Forbes with a well-bred humility. " I find it a
great blessing, I own.  It opens out a new world." 

He held the door, and Lionel passed out, his brain sagging heavily.  A
few minutes later he rejoined Beatrice, who had more surprises in store. 
She was chatting merrily with the air-man as he came up. 

"This is great luck!"  she said cheerfully to the astonished Lionel. 
"Here's an old friend of mine dropped from the skies--yes! 
literally!--to pay a friendly call.  Let me introduce you: Mr.
Mortimer--Mr. Ashford Billing, my late manager." 

"Very pleased to meet you, Mr. Billing," said Lionel mechanically. " I've
heard your name before." 

"And I yours, Mr. Mortimer," replied Billing with genuine heartiness. 
"It's a real pleasure to meet a man who can write like you." 

"I don't understand," said Lionel. " How can you know anything of my
work?  It's not attracted much notice yet." 

Billing laughed. 

"Shall I tell him?"  he asked, turning to the lady. 

"Bags I!"  said Beatrice, laughing: "that must be my royalty, or
commission, if you prefer it.  First of all, let me explain his presence. 
He called on me this afternoon and found that I was out----"

"_As_ usual," interrupted Billing. 

"And learned where I had gone from my servant.  Then, being in a
hurry----"

"Wanted to try to persuade her to sign a new contract," said the
irrepressible Billing, "but she won't.  Perhaps you can make her realize,
Mr. Mortimer, that if she retires the stage will lose one of its
brightest jewels." 

"Oh, keep that for the publicity agent!"  she begged. " I've told you I
mean to retire, and that's final.  I want to tell the _news_.  Well, Mr.
Mortimer, the impetuous man couldn't wait, so he went down to Brooklands
and flew here----"

"Quicker than the train," smiled Billing. " American hustle and all
that----"

"And now he tells me--as a casual item of information--that he's going
to produce your play." 

"_What!_"  said Lionel. 

"Yes--yes--yes!  Isn't it splendid?  Now, Ashford, you can tell the rest." 

"Guess there isn't much left to tell," said Billing, still smiling. 
"Well, sir, Miss Blair told me about your play a month ago now.  My
reader reported favorably on it, and I read it myself.  I think it will
go, Mr. Mortimer, if I'm any judge; and when you get back to London we
can fix up the contract.  I hope it will mean something hot for both of
us." 

Lionel turned, incapable of speech, to Beatrice.  He thanked her with his
eyes, but more than thanks lay in them, and Billing noticed the mutual
look with an inward groan.  There was silence for a moment.  Then Billing
squared his shoulders, and in a matter-of-fact voice said, "Well, I
calculate I must be getting home." 

Beatrice protested.  There was not the least hurry.  There was no sense in
this flying over to see them and only staying for ten minutes.  He must
stop and have dinner: why not sleep?... 

"You forget I don't know your sister," he replied with a peculiar smile. 
Beatrice blushed.  Lionel did not notice the blush.  He was too busy
thinking of the new vistas that opened before him even to hear what they
were saying.  He despised the flying man, for did not he, Lionel, tread
upon the air? 

"I'll arrange that somehow," said Beatrice quickly. " Ashford, you really
must stop.  I want to talk to you." 

"Excuse me," he said with a queer smile that was not of joy, "but I
guess I know better than that."  His voice sank. " My dear, I wish you
luck!" 

"Oh, Ashford, dear!"  she whispered, "I'm so sorry ... I'm so sorry...."

"That's all right," he said more cheerfully. " Now, I'm really going,
never to worry you again.  Hello!  what's this?" 

His exclamation of surprise caused them to turn and look toward The
Quiet House. 

From the wicket-gate had issued the figure of a man running.  He wore no
hat, and though apparently elderly, was progressing at a very fair rate
of speed.  But he had not run more than twenty yards before another man
came bursting from the gate. 

"Why, it's the prisoner!"  gasped Lionel, "and good heavens!--yes!"  He
turned swiftly to Beatrice. " It's the churchwarden!  What on earth is he
doing here?" 

"So it is," replied Beatrice without emotion.  He wondered at her
self-control. " They seem to be in a hurry." 

Robert was evidently in a very great hurry, but Tony had the advantage
in years and sprightliness.  He caught his quarry in a very short space,
and seized him by the shoulder.  Then the pair of them stopped, Robert
obviously unwilling, and began to talk with much gesticulation on both
sides.  The onlookers of course could hear nothing of what was said, but
from the pantomime Tony appeared to be expostulating, advising,
entreating.  Mr. Hedderwick seemed to be in a condition of irate panic. 
As a matter of fact, Tony was remonstrating with his comrade-in-arms for
his cowardice, and urging him, for the sake of himself and the sex, to
make a stand for the rights of man. " If you give in now, after your many
heroisms with me," said Tony warmly, "I shall be ashamed of my pupil and
disown him.  Come!  though you _have_ run, it's not too late for a
recovery." 

"You don't know my wife!"  panted Robert. 

"I do--I've spoken to her for three minutes, and I can guess what she's
like.  I know something about women, and I feel sure that if you stand up
to her now you'll be boss in your house for good.  If not, she will.  It's
now or never." 

"You--you're not joking, Mr. Wild?"  said Robert piteously. 

"I'm really serious.  Now, come along with me and talk to these people. 
We'll let your wife catch us here.  An audience ought to give you
courage.  Mind!"  he added, holding Robert by the arm as they began to
walk toward the aeroplane, "there must be no weakening, however terrible
she may appear.  Be a man, and you'll triumph!" 

It was all very well to urge him to be a man, but Mr. Hedderwick had
been through a very tense six hours.  When he escaped from the vicarage
he rushed straight for The Happy Heart.  There he instructed Mr. Glew in
a sentence of some five hundred words, without so much as a comma
intervening, that he meant to retire to his room at once, that he was to
be denied to all callers, that casual inquirers were to be told that he
had gone to the station, that on no account must any one be allowed to
come up-stairs, and that information was to be given when the coast was
clear. " I'll explainitalllaterglewwhenihavetimebutrememberthatit's
afiverinyourpocketifIcomethroughto-daysafe," he babbled, dashing furiously
up-stairs. " Right, sir," responded Glew, a creature to whom the word
"fiver" was all that was necessary by way of present explanation. 
Robert's bedroom door slammed and was locked behind him long before the
"Right, sir" had died away. 

The visit of Mrs. Hedderwick and the vicar's wife made matters fairly
clear to the landlord; but, true to his salt and interest, he persisted
in the tale that Robert had gone to the station.  His story was
disbelieved.  This was not to be wondered at, considering the paucity of
his inventive powers and imagination; for Glew did not adduce a particle
of corroborative detail to support his statement.  The ladies simply
declined to give him credence, and demanded to be shown Mr. "Bangs'"
bedroom.  Foiled in this amiable purpose, the determined pair announced
their intentions of waiting in the parlor till the victim appeared.  The
landlord's renewed protests and offers of affidavits had no weight with
them, and they sat down with an awful dignity. 

At two o'clock Mrs. Peters' weariness conquered her curiosity, and she
went home, offering unbounded sympathy and a bed for the night.  The
sympathy was accepted, the bed declined, Mrs. Hedderwick declaring she
would remain at the inn, if necessary sitting up in a chair till
morning. 

Glew had no wish for this, and cast about him for means of getting rid
of the undesired guest.  At six o'clock he sent his hopeful son
up-stairs, himself keeping guard over the parlor from the bar opposite. 
Young Glew found Robert desperate: he had not thought his wife capable
of such obstinacy. 

"Dad says," began the interested youngster, "that he'll go in and talk
to the lady--keep her occupied like--if you'd care to risk it and slip
out." 

"I will!"  said Robert on the instant.  Anything was better than this
terrible suspense. " Let me see ... there's a train in half an hour or
so ... I'll go to the station.  No!  I won't!  Wait a minute!" 

He changed his resolve, partly from quixotic, partly from selfish
reasons.  He did not like to leave Tony to an unknown, unguessed-at fate;
and he also felt very strongly that he would like that judicious
schemer's advice on his next steps.  He resolved to risk all and boldly
apply for admittance to The Quiet House.  If matters there were really
serious ... well, at all events they could not be much more serious to
him than the present _impasse_. " I'll do it!"  he declared with a sudden
resolution. " Boy!  when you get your father alone, tell him I've gone up
to The Quiet House.  I'll write to him from there.  Now go down and ask
him to talk to my--to the lady.  Beg him to stand in the doorway and fill
it up.  I'll creep quietly past in ten minutes' time." 

The boy obeyed, and after ten palpitating minutes Robert stole
cautiously down-stairs.  True to his promise, the landlord's bulky figure
blocked the parlor door, his voice raised in mournful reiteration and
appeal.  Robert reached the fifth step from the bottom without making
the slightest noise.  But the stair-rod of the fifth step had worked
loose: the carpet slipped, and he tumbled down with considerable uproar. 
Luckily he was unhurt by the fall; but the landlord's sharp turn of the
head and expression of dismayed surprise, coupled with the din, roused
Mrs. Hedderwick's suspicion. " What is that?"  she demanded querulously,
trying to push past the landlord.  At the terrific tones Robert jumped up
and took to his heels. 

His wife had common sense and did not attempt to follow, knowing she
could not hope to catch the fugitive.  She knew, too, that Glew was
incorruptible.  But as the landlord walked out to block the passage and
observe the escape with a sympathetic eye, she turned to Master Glew and
said decisively, "Here is half-a-crown if you can tell me where he has
gone." 

"Quiet House," said the guileless lad without hesitation, and pocketed
the coin.  Mrs. Hedderwick left the inn at once. 

After inquiry from a passer-by she reached her destination, a quarter
of an hour behind the peccant Hedderwick.  She walked up the drive, and
beheld the unsuspecting Robert pouring out his grief to Tony.  They were
sitting in the hammock-chairs. 

Robert gave a cry and fled once more.  Tony courteously waited and
implored Mrs. Hedderwick to sit down and rest. " There is a
misunderstanding," he said urbanely; "it shall be my pleasure to set it
right."  Filled with shame of his sex, determined to vindicate Robert's
manhood and obtain for him a peaceful mastership, he ran after him,
catching him outside the grounds as has already been described. 

Mrs. Hedderwick, however, was not content to wait.  She did not run--no! 
no!  perish so undignified a thought: but she proceeded very swiftly
indeed in the wake of Tony. " A smooth-spoken hypocrite!"  she thought
ungratefully, remembering Mrs. Peter's description of Robert's
accomplice during their mutual vigil. " If I only get a chance I'll give
him a piece of my mind, too!"  She ran--I apologize: she proceeded very
swiftly--through the garden, and presently saw Tony disappear in the
distance through a wicket-gate.  At a convenient interval of time she
followed.  In front of her, a field ahead, she saw Tony and her husband
standing still, their arms waving furiously.  In a moment they began to
walk on again, toward a little group which she now observed for the
first time.  Mrs. Hedderwick slackened her pace, not because her desire
of vengeance was cooling, but because she did not wish to appear in a
panting state.  She saw the two men come to the group, and some
handshaking followed. " The wretch!"  she thought. " Some of his wicked
friends, I suppose!"  A few moments later she joined them.  They looked at
her with interest, and she returned the gaze unflinchingly--an iron
woman.  Beatrice came forward. " Mrs. Hedderwick, I think we have met
before." 

It must be admitted that Mrs. Hedderwick behaved well.  There was every
excuse for a scene, and no possible excuse (unless one know his dull
life) for Robert.  Mrs. Hedderwick merely looked coldly at Beatrice and
said, "We have, but I prefer not to remember it."  Then she turned to her
husband, "Come, Robert!" 

Mr. Hedderwick was pale, but determined.  Tony's reassuring and
stimulating words, together with a short breathing-space, had put
courage into him.  Besides, during the last minute he had conceived an
idea.  So, though he trembled internally, his voice was calm enough as he
replied, "Alicia, I am not coming just yet." 

Tony took Beatrice by the arm. " This isn't our scene," he whispered.  She
obeyed the hint; and she, Lionel, Tony and Billing retired a few yards
to the aeroplane, out of ear-shot. " Is it fair to leave him?"  asked
Beatrice; "he looked very frightened, poor little man!" 

"Yes--yes!"  said Tony decidedly; "he must do this on his own--sink or
swim.  I think he'll be all right, now that I've stiffened him.  Let him
alone." 

Mrs. Hedderwick appreciated the withdrawal, but it did not soften her
mood. " What do you mean, Robert?"  she said coldly. " You are my husband,
though you did desert me cruelly.  You must come." 

"I come on conditions," said Robert stoutly, though his knees were
quaking. " I mean to be master of the house in future--to do exactly what
I like and when I like--to go to Brighton, if I choose----"

"Don't be absurd," said Mrs. Hedderwick. 

"I mean what I say," he reiterated. " I'm--I'm still very fond of you,
Alicia, but I must be master----"

"Don't be absurd," said Mrs. Hedderwick, still unmoved. " You will come
home with me to-night." 

She advanced and took his arm in a wifely grasp.  Robert, feeling the
chains imminent, resolved to play his last card.  It was his sole
remaining hope of freedom.  Bruskly he freed his arm.  Then with
incredible agility he ran to the aeroplane and scrambled into the
pilot's seat. " Now, then!"  he said grimly; "you admit that _I_ am to be
head, and I'll come down.  Otherwise I'll start this infernal machine.  I
don't much care what happens." 

"Robert!"  screamed his wife, shaken out of her composure. " Oh, Robert! 
come down!" 

"Not till you promise!"  he said, fumbling at unaccustomed levers. " Here,
sir!  how do you start it?" 

"You fool!"  shouted Billing, alarmed, as chance directed Robert to the
object of his search. " Stand clear!"  he screamed, fearing the propeller
would start and hit the bystanders.  He pulled Beatrice aside, and Tony
did the same for Mrs. Hedderwick. " Stop it, you fool!  No!--the other
lever!  The machine will be up in a minute." 

"Promise!"  screamed Robert, like one possessed.  He was playing for life
now, and was past caring. 

"I--I promise!"  wailed Mrs. Hedderwick, as the propeller began to move,
and then at last Robert obeyed the frantic instructions of Billing and
stopped the engine.  He descended with all the honors of war. 

"You will excuse us," he said with a pale smile, taking Mrs. Hedderwick
by the arm. " We are stopping at The Happy Heart to-night.  Perhaps,
to-morrow...."

He retired at the right moment, his wife beneath his manly protecting
arm. " There!  there!"  he whispered soothingly as they walked off; "it's
all right now, my love!  You mustn't be frightened." 

"Oh, Robert!"  said Mrs. Hedderwick. " How could you--how _could_ you do
it!  I--I didn't know you had it in you!" 

Robert expanded a hero's chest. 

"My dear, love is proverbially blind." 




CHAPTER XXVI

THE USUAL THING


Beatrice and the three men watched the passing of the Hedderwicks in
amused silence.  When they had disappeared from view Billing said, "Well,
that's done ... and now, Miss Blair, I'm really going." 

"Me, too," said Tony lightly. " I mean to have a shy for that
seven-thirty train." 

"Then you're determined?"  said Beatrice to both men.  Billing nodded with
a smiling melancholy.  Tony smiled more cheerfully.  Though this interview
with Miss Arkwright in the afternoon had opened his eyes, he was not so
hard hit as the air-man: things had not had time to go so far. 

"I'll just wait and see the machine start," he said. " Then ho!  for the
station and prosaic London once more!" 

"If you like," said Billing, "I'll take you back to Brooklands with me. 
This is a two-seater.  Unless you've a bad head for heights." 

"I've fallen from too many to mind," said Tony ruefully. " My biggest
drop occurred this afternoon.  Thanks very much.  If you'll give me time
to collar a coat and a rug, I'm your man." 

He ran off, leaving them chatting, but he was back in a very short time
bearing the necessary articles. " I bagged the first I could lay hands
on," he explained, getting into the overcoat. " I hope nobody----"

"Er--the coat happens to be mine," said Lionel pointedly.  He liked Tony
very well, but could hardly stomach so unblushing a theft. " Sorry, old
chap, but I may want----"

Tony put both hands on his shoulders and gazed deep into his eyes. 

"Little man," he said calmly, "listen to your wise old uncle.  You
_won't_ want it.  Take it from me that you _won't_ want it.  I'll send it
back to-morrow.  That will be in heaps of time." 

"Time for what?"  said the puzzled Lionel, smiling out of sheer sympathy
with the quizzical glance. " Oh, well--take it and be hanged to you!" 

"Thanks," said Tony.  Then he took off his cap and advanced to Beatrice. 
"Good-by!"  he said brightly. " Thanks a thousand times.  I'll send you a
picture post-card announcing my safe arrival." 

"And another to say when you've started work!"  said Beatrice, smiling a
little mistily. " Don't forget that!" 

"I start on Monday," he replied. " Don't know what it will be
yet--perhaps aeroplanes, perhaps politics, possibly poultry farming.  But
it's going to materialize.  Good-by, and--the very best!" 

Billing, who had said good-by, was already in the pilot's seat. " Come
on!"  he grunted mournfully, knowing he was bidding farewell to hopes
managerial as well as amatory.  Tony climbed up behind him and tucked the
rug well round. " Let her go!"  he said cheerfully.  In obedience to the
order Lionel gave the propeller a swing, the engine started, and in a
few seconds the aeroplane began to run swiftly over the ground. 
Beatrice drew close to Lionel and put her arm through his.  It seemed
such a natural thing that he felt no surprise whatever, but only a
tumultuous happiness.  Together they stood watching the machine as it
took the air and soared up in the magic of mechanical flight.  They waved
a final adieu, and Tony flourished his cap. 

"What would you say," shouted Billing when they had risen a hundred
feet, "if I let her drop suddenly?" 

"Shouldn't have cared a week ago," shouted Tony in return; "you mustn't
now." 

Billing grunted unintelligibly and gave his undivided attention to the
pilotage....

On the dull earth below Beatrice and Lionel were walking silently toward
the house.  They were still arm in arm, but no word was spoken till they
had reached the shelter of the garden.  Then Lionel stopped and took her
by the hands. " Ah, Beatrice!"  he said. 

"Not yet!  Not yet!"  she breathed, holding back and inflaming his passion
the more. " Wait a little!  You mustn't say anything yet!  Let us approach
it sensibly and in a rational balanced mood if we can."  She broke from
him and laughed merrily. " Let us go in and have dinner first.  Afterward,
we can talk in the garden." 

"Tell me one thing," he said impetuously, "and I will be patient.  Was
there ever a Lukos?" 

"I will tell you two things," she said, laughing a little wildly. " You
ought to know them before you speak.  With them you must be content for
an hour.  There was no Lukos, and Miss Arkwright and I are the same
creature." 

He had suspected it a hundred times, and a hundred times he had found
fresh evidence to discredit the suspicion.  He knew it must be true,
though he could not grasp it yet.  But he did not care.  The fact that he
had been hoodwinked and made a plaything did not trouble him in the
least.  All he was conscious of was that she was free.  He laughed
quietly, now completely master of himself. 

"That will do to go on with," he said; "now let us be sensible, as you
suggest, and have dinner." 

The meal was a great success, despite the presence of Forbes, who
hovered about them like a benignant and sympathetic butterfly.  Lionel
could hardly help smiling at him, remembering his recent slip and the
sudden recovery of speech.  Forbes seemed entirely unconscious, handing
the plates with an air that was almost fatherly; and Lionel regretted
the obvious necessity of his dismissal in the roseate and
fast-approaching millennium.  He was not impatient now, perfectly
disposed to laugh, eat, drink, be merry and take a fair share in the
conversation that sparkled between them.  It was a talk as of old, when
they spoke freely and lightly of surface themes--the play, the latest
book, the morning's news--the clash of wit and opinion sounding bravely
through the room. 

They smoked a cigarette each over their coffee, but still the talk was
of mundane matters, though neither was ill at ease.  There is a telepathy
of souls that can send true messages beneath the cover of human speech. 

At last Beatrice said, "Let us go into the garden," and he rose briskly
at the command.  She allowed him to help her with her cloak, and then
said, laughing: "But Tony has your coat!  What will you do?" 

"I shan't need one," he replied. " It's a lovely night." 

"You will," she insisted. " I can't have you catching cold.  I'll tell
Forbes----"

"No, really," he protested, and threw open the door. " See, what a
glorious night it is!  There's not the least need." 

She did not press the point, for indeed it was a night for lovers.  There
was not a breath of wind in the air, no sound of the works of man to mar
the stillness.  From a distant field came the dim wheezing of a
corn-crake; nearer at hand a nightingale was beginning his epithalamic
welcome.  A light dew was falling, but nothing to hurt a lover and his
lass, full of health and joyousness.  The trees did not even sigh a
greeting: the solemn hush made them imagine that nature herself was
holding her breath in friendly expectation, waiting to hear the old tale
in the newest words, ready to break out into a chorus of free
congratulation.  Already Lionel could hear the leaves whispering the gay
tidings, every blade of grass passing on the news, the grasshoppers and
glowworms waking their more sleepy fellows to tell them Beatrice was
here and had said she loved him, the birds waiting happily in their
nests till the first kiss sounded, and then tucking in their heads with
a jolly "So _that's_ all right at last!"  He wanted to say "Thank you" to
the world of beasts and trees and flowers, and presently to the world of
men and women. 

"Smoke, do!"  said Beatrice, as he dragged a couple of the chairs upon
the gravel. " And don't interrupt more than you can help.  I'll tell you
the essential facts as shortly as I can.  Details we can talk over
later ... if there is to be a 'later.'" 

He lighted a cigarette and was silent. 

"Most of the tale I told you," she began abruptly, "was all lies.  Some
was true.  I was, for instance, well-off as regards money, when I was
left an orphan at sixteen.  I was brought up by some hateful relations
and launched two years later.  I got sick of society in a couple of
years, and cut it for pleasanter paths.  I tried painting, but it bored
me.  Then the stage--that part was true--and made a success....

"It wasn't enough.  I wanted more interest, more reality in life.  I
didn't find it--I haven't quite found it yet, but I think I'm on the way
to it.  I wanted romance, too.  I also wanted fun.  Oh, yes!  I wanted a
lot, there's no doubt about that.... Presently I determined I wanted a
husband....

"Does that sound odd from a girl's lips?  Well, it's true, and I don't
care much about anything except truth just now.  I set to work
deliberately to find some one I could love and who would love me.  Are
you shocked?"  she asked quickly. 

"No," he said quietly, flicking the ash from his cigarette. " Go on." 

"So I went husband-hunting.  Not much need, you may say, for a girl on
the stage to do that.  Of course I had plenty of men running after
me--some beasts, some good sorts.  They didn't do.  I wanted something
worth loving; a man who was strong, but human; a man with a sense of
humor and not too grown-up for romance--a kind of Admirable Crichton, in
fact.  I didn't find him--at all events, not at first. 

"This Turkish tale I made up for two reasons,--one, the purely
irresponsible childish enjoyment of a fairy tale--a lark, if you like! 
Two, for a test.  If my projected benedict could swallow that--believe
it, if possible, but at all events not refuse it because it looked so
silly--well, he would do on the romantic side.  But he had to be a man
and a strong man, too; hence the invention of Lukos for a further test." 

"A pretty hard one," he interposed. 

"Pretty hard," she agreed, "but I meant to have the best.  I tried the
tale on two or three men who seemed good sorts, during a period of three
months or so.  They all failed for ... one reason or another.  Then, by a
lucky chance, you came and succeeded.  That's all." 

"And Mizzi?" 

"My faithful helper and plagiarist.  She got bitten with the romantic
notion too, and set her lover a somewhat similar task.  She invented the
burglary." 

"Tony Wild?" 

"Luck," she confessed. " I worked the broad outlines of the scheme, but
added to it as circumstances helped.  The ambassador was an old friend,
and I used his presence here to give verisimilitude.  He didn't know, of
course, and the day he caught you here I was afraid my schemes would be
blurted out by his calling me 'Miss Blair.'  Luck helped me there." 

"Hedderwick?" 

"Sheer madness.  I wanted a new adventure that night, and risked the
police court.  I trusted to my wits to get us out if caught.  If not,
well, 'the papers have been stolen!'" 

"The dumb servants?" 

"The gardener really is dumb.  Forbes I gave five pounds a week to sham,
for safety's sake.  I couldn't risk his talking in the village.  I've only
had this house two months--I wanted it for perfect rest.  I didn't come
down here every day--just when the mood took me.  I used to motor up to
London at night, sometimes sending the car back empty (Forbes drove),
sometimes coming myself.  When you were here I used to leave the car a
mile away and walk." 

"Alone!" 

"Oh, yes," she smiled. " I always carried the revolver for protection. 
That was true in a sense.  I was never interfered with, though I had some
trouble at times dodging Tony, Brown and Mr. Hedderwick.  It was exciting
work." 

He laughed, at her courage and his ignorance of her.  She laughed gaily
in return. 

"Is that enough?" 

"Not quite," he demurred. " Why were you so angry with Mizzi that night
you caught us?" 

She blushed. 

"Ah!  I am ashamed to tell you that.  One day perhaps I shall ... not
now." 

"I kissed her, you know," he said frankly.  She sat up. 

"When?" 

"In London, the first night." 

"Not since?" 

"Never." 

She sat down again. 

"A proof of humanity," she smiled. " She's quite charming, I know.  Is
that all?" 

"Not yet.  Wasn't it very hard to keep up the two roles?" 

"Hard, but, not so very hard to a woman who has brains and is an
actress.  It was interesting, and I enjoyed watching you." 

"Tell me; suppose I had kissed Miss Arkwright.  Would you have forgiven
me?" 

The answer came quickly. 

"Yes.  But I'm so glad you didn't!" 

"I, too," he confessed.  And then, "I think that's all." 

There was a complete silence for half a minute, while he struggled to
find words to say to this most lovely woman.  He could find none.  Each
knew the other's heart already, and words seemed vain and meaningless. 
"Oh, Beatrice darling!"  he said, almost with a sob, "don't keep me
waiting any longer!  I want you!  I want you!" 

"Lal, dearest!"  she said. 

       *       *       *       *       *

"And this is the end," she said presently with a little sigh. " We shall
just get married and settle into stodgy conventional people.  It sounds
flat, doesn't it?" 

"Why should it be the end?  We can be happy and ourselves, too.  We can
still have romance, adventures, though youth passes----"

She shook her head. 

"No; we shall have happiness, but never the same as this.  We have been
lucky and had the most splendid fun.  But now, whether we wish it or not,
we shall have to grow up and try to find out what life is." 

"Well, we'll bargain for one adventure a year, at least," he stipulated. 
"Old or young, we'll have that!" 

"We must earn it, Lal!"  she said with a wise smile. " We've no right to
such happiness unless----"

"Make me your debtor now!"  he said, clasping her more closely. 
"Beatrice, darling, I love you!  Do you realize it?  I love you!" 

She breathed one word, the most perfect pledge a man could hope for. 

"Egotist!" 


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