But fish don’t have feet! 

It’s been a while since I had a good fish post… Anyway, the fish are performing the pedicures, not getting them.  The fish eat dead skin from people’s feet.  The practice is banned by the Arizona Board of Cosmetology — a notorious band of nanny-state zealots — apparently because it’s gross, or as they say “unhealthy”.  I could see how it would be bad for the fish…