YOUR NAME BECOMES A SWEAR WORD IN SAM SWEETMILK, FOREVER - There is only one of these.  If you can afford this you are a crazy oil prince and we ought to exchange details.  In the long run this is the coolest thing we offer.  We will use either your first name, surname, or both - whichever sounds funnier as a swear word.  Includes all other tiers, including #9.  That's $2607 worth of lower tiers! 

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