"synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "El Gato!" " 2x11- "No"" "Hold, young pig!" " All must remain indoors until the spell is completed." " Thus I command." " But I..." " Do not question the great mage Sino." " This command is for your protection." " We wouldn't have to stay inside if you hadn't sent Puss away." " He always protected us." " What part of "do not question" do you not understand?" " Can you use "question" in a sentence, please?" " Go inside!" " Sino is scary." " Toby, Uli's been telling us one of his charming folk tales." " Ja, it is the Tale of the Boy Who Was Too Proud of His Shoes, und we are right at the amusing finish." " So, the boy's mother chopped off his feet so he could never be too prideful again." " The end." " You see?" " It is funny because without feet, what need has he for shoes?" " So humorous." " Uli is scary." " So, who would like to try some delicious zuckerkiesel?" " Ah." " They're like delicious rocks." " Only not delicious and I think they're really rocks." " They are rocks." " Mit sugar." " Oh, Puss, where are you?" " ♪ Puss and the Black Cats ♪" "♪ Best friends forever ♪" "♪ Puss and the Black Cats ♪" "♪ Surrendering never ♪" "♪ It's a fact That they have the cool hats ♪" "♪ Puss and the Black Cats ♪" "♪ Puss and the Black Cats ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "Behold!" " What great joy the fruits of our heroic labors bring us all." " And what great joy to know that Puss in Boots is our great friend, and never shall leave us, ever, ever, ever!" " Not even if we have a sweaty palm problem that isn't our fault." " Yes, yes, so much joy." " Really, I am having a lot of joy right now." " I failed you, San Lorenzo." " You are better off without me." " That is not the way to distill Arcanum Corallinum." " Of course not." " It's the way to distill some delicious birch bark tea." " Would you like a sip?" "  No!" " You must complete the spell." " Thus commands the great mage Sino." " All righty, more tea for me and Admiral Owloysius." " Oh!" " Me like-y so much." " Now, what was I doing?" "  The spell!" " Work on the spell!" " Okay, keep your robe on." " That's a mighty nice robe, by the way." " I used to have one just like it." " Focus, you old fool!" " The eclipse is tomorrow." " You must complete the spell by then." " Yes, the eclipse." " Terrible doom coming." " Must get the spell ready." " And what spell is that again?" " The spell!" " The spell." "  To protect." " To protect." "  San." " San..." "Lorenzo!" "  Lorenzo." " Understood." " Now, who is this "Lorenzo" fellow?" " Just do the spell, you old buffoon!" " Hey, can you hold it down?" " I'm trying to work on the spell!" " I'm getting a headache." " Ah, coming along now." " Ooh, it's a very complicated spell." " But you must know that, right?" " Because it's your spell?" " Of course!" " And I would do it myself, but no one can do this spell twice." " Really?" " It doesn't say anything about that in the scroll here." " Do not question the great mage Sino." " You will complete the spell and you will do it before the eclipse tomorrow, or you will not live to see the eclipse." " There's something not right about that Sino guy, Admiral Owloysius." " He's a big meanie." " I know, right?" " And this spell, it just feels wrong somehow." " It feels... evil." " The spell is evil?" " It doesn't seem like a spell of protection." " It seems more like a spell of, I don't know, summoning." " Oh, my." " No one ever summons anything good." " And that Sino." " He doesn't seem very..." "Sino-y." "I know." " There's something off about him." " I always imagined Sino would be kind and..." "Artephius!" " Why are you not working on the spell as I commanded?" " Oh, yeah, look at the time!" " I was just, uh..." "Well, back to work." " Hmm." " You!" " All are to remain inside until the spell is complete." " Yes, well, that makes sense, oh, Great Mage." " But tell me, once the spell is in place, will the secret phrase to enter town be the same as before?" " Yes." " And what was that again?" " It was, uh..." ""Magic treasure at the center, lift the veil that I may enter."" " Now go!" " It was "mystic treasure."" " The real Sino would know that." " We're in trouble, Babieca." " And there's only one person who can help." " Can you find him?" " Paella's ready." " Did you make it the way I like, with saffron and extra shrimp?" " Or the way I like, with shoelaces and carpet tacks?" " No." " Those aren't food things." " I made it the way Puss likes it, because he's depressed." " I am not depressed." " I am merely very interested in this ant colony." " For instance, I have noticed that they never... banish any of their members into the cold, lonely darkness." " Perhaps thou shouldst talk to him." " Ah, why me?" " Because I'm pretentious and Phillip eats carpet tacks." " They taste like bleeding." " Hey there, sport." " How ya doin', huh?" " Feelin' a little down?" " Buddy?" " A little blue, huh?" " I will be honest with you, Baltasar." " My regret over having failed the people of San Lorenzo is unbearable." " I cannot stop thinking of them." " Puss!" " Sometimes I can almost hear their voices." " Puss!" " Calling out to me from a distance, almost as if..." " Puss!" " Dulcinea!" " It is, uh, good to see you." "  Puss, I have to tell you..." "As you can see, I am having a marvelous time here in the woods with my wonderful new friends, the Guild of Darkness." " Darkness, darkness, darkness..." "Puss." " Sino is..." "Yes, I am glad that Sino banished me." " I love this nomadic life and spend no time weeping silently to myself." " Nothing could possibly coax me back to the humdrum tedium of San Lorenzo." " Sino is a fake and the spell is evil and you have to come back!" " I thought you would never ask." " We go at once." " Whoo!" " Babieca!" " Wait!" " Don't you want to say goodbye to your friends?" " My what?" " Oh, right." " Guild of Darkness, I must leave you." " Please don't go!" " It's so boring without you." " I don't want you to leave me, but honestly, I would leave me if I could." " I cannot stay, but perhaps you'd like to come with me and fight what will doubtless be a mighty, perilous evil!" " Have a nice trip." " See you around, buddy." "  My gums are bleeding." " Then farewell, my friends." " I hope that we will meet again one day." " Now, Babieca, to San Lorenzo!" " And glory!" " At last, I will right my greatest wrong." " I will be the savior of San Lorenzo." " They will have a parade in my honor." " And they will build me a statue of solid obsidian." " Or marble." " Maybe marble." " I said that all out loud, didn't I?" " Puss, how are you gonna fight Sino?" " He may be a fake..." "Ah-det-det-det." " Ha!" " The Lorenzo Lapis Lazuli!" " Four grains saccharum saturni, five pinches, six geese a-laying..." "Wake up!" " I don't think I have enough geese." " There are no geese, you fool." " Only one ingredient remains." " The argentum aetherium." " I don't know." " I just don't feel right about this." " Do not incur my wrath!" " Okay, okay." " Here goes nothing." " Sino!" " It's Puss!" " No, come back!" " Puss!" " Puss!" " Am I glad to see you." " What are you doing here?" " I am here to tell Artephius to stop working on that spell." " Oh, thank goodness!" " It's fishy." " Yes, it is." " And it is not all that is fishy." " You, sir, are not Sino!" " What?" " How dare you." " You are banished!" " No, it is you who are about to be banished." " Ha!" " You are not the only one who can use magic." " Your magic stone is no match for my staff." " I am a mighty sorcerer!" " And I am Puss in Boots!" " Oh, my gosh!" " It's not him!" " That's not Sino." "  No." " I'm not Sino." " I am..." "Fartholomew Fishflinger!" " The mouse?" " A mouse no longer." " Not since that cat ate me." " Dulcinea?" " You ate the mouse?" " Well, he was bad." " Someone had to eat him." " I am... kind of impressed." " I was almost out of this rotten town when that cat caught me." " But a sorcerer of my caliber cannot be destroyed." " Eating me only released my soul." " I wandered the Earth, looking for power." " I sought out sources of magic all around the world absorbing their energy and making it my own, until I had enough mystic power to create the illusion of this form you see before you." " Then I came here and fooled you all!" " All of us except the smartest cat in San Lorenzo," "Dulcinea." " And now, you have met your match." " Don't be so sure, Puss in Boots." " I have a secret weapon:" "the Anulus Sceletus." " Not the Anulus Sceletus." " Anything but the Anulus Sceletus!" " You do not know what that is." "  No, I do not!" " Oh, boy." " Yes!" " I am master of the skeleton army!" " Of course you are." " Attack, my minions!" " En garde." " Yay!" " Is it time?" "  For the eclipse?" " Almost." " But I don't think that really matters now." " There must be something you can do." " We couldst not leave thee to perish, friend." " Yeah, and it was boring out there in the forest without you." " Well done." " Now come." " We have a bone to pick with these skeletons." " Hiyah!" " Ha!" " You cannot keep this up, villain." " As long as I have this ring, I have a chance." " That is good to know." " Oh, bugnuggets." " Fools!" " You think you've won." " But you've only beaten one of us." " What did I mean by that?" " Thank you, my friends." " Black Cats forever!" " Now, my fellow ebon felines, let us see if we canst find that skeleton ring." " For verily, it was super neat." " We like shiny things." " Bye, bye, bye, bye..." "Well, Artephius, the treasure is all in place and just in time for the eclipse." " Sadly, it would seem that the spell you have been preparing is not the right one." " Yeah, but I'm dying to know what it would have done." " Something real terrible, I bet." "  Excuse me." " Am I the only one who's worried about that "you have only beaten one of us" thing?" " Eh, I'm sure it was nothing." " The deed is done." " I have fooled you all." " I have fooled you." " Und you." " Und you." " Und now, he comes!" " He comes!" "  Who comes?" " Das Blutwolf." " Das Blutwolf!" " What is a Blutwolf?" " The Bloodwolf." " The most fearsome being ever to walk on the Earth." " He was the arch nemesis of Sino." " Hundreds of years ago, the Great Mage banished him to the netherworld." " It was I who convinced Fartholomew to pose as Sino." " It was I who planted that false scroll for Artephius to find." " Und it was I who at last succeeded in summoning" "Das Blutwolf from the netherworld!" " Soon he will return to plunge all the world into suffering!" " Whoo-hoo!" " It will be so neato." " A dog." " Why did it have to be a dog?" " The Blutwolf, he will destroy you all." " Yay!" " Woo-hoo!" " Toby, why are you happy?" " If Uli's evil, that means I'm definitely your best friend." " I win!" "  No!" " You lose." " You all lose." " The whole world loses!" " Das Blutwolf!" " I think that this is going to be a problem." " synccorrectionbyf1nc0"