Church In Dixon, Illinois Closely Resembles A Penis From God's Vantage Point

By Chuck Sudo in News on Oct 29, 2013 7:40PM



Photo credit: reddit/trollmobile

The Christian Science Society of Dixon's motto is "rising up" but a look at their church from a satellite view gives it an unintentional second meaning. 

The church the group built in this tiny Illinois town a 90-minute drive from Chicago resembles a penis complete with testicles and trees serving as a tidy bush of pubes. 

From ground level it looks like any other church. 



Photo via Christian Science Society of Dixon's Facebook Page

We prefer the Google Maps view, though, which is being saved for Posterity by people everywhere.  Thank you Google Maps.  You never cease to amaze us with your lack of solid driving directions and hilarious satellite images. 



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[h/t Reddit]