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0,Test to predict breast cancer relapse is approved,joy
1,"Two Hussein allies are hanged, Iraqi official says",sadness
2,Sights and sounds from CES,joy
3,Schuey sees Ferrari unveil new car,joy
4,Closings and cancellations top advice on flu outbreak,fear
5,Trucks swallowed in subway collapse,sadness
6,Sarkozy letter surprises French cartoons hearing,surprise
7,"Building a memorial to a son, one child at a time",sadness
8,Lawmaker seeks iPod ban in crosswalks in New York,surprise
9,Diabetic waits months for eyeglasses,sadness
10,Sudan tells United Nations envoy to leave in 72 hours,surprise
11,5000 years on but couple still hugging,surprise
12,Defense to challenge Russert's credibility,surprise
13,"Ozzy, a Hero for the hard-rocking masses",joy
14,CIA leak trial summary,surprise
15,Dance movie takes over No. 1,joy
16,Asian nations urge Myanmar reform,surprise
17,"After Iraq trip, Clinton proposes war limits",joy
18,7 dead in apartment building fire,sadness
19,Male sweat boosts women's hormone levels,surprise
20,Carphone Warehouse's mixed signals,surprise
21,Democrats plot Bush troop increase censure,surprise
22,Cisco sues Apple over iPhone name,anger
23,BB star Jackson denies Goody comments,disgust
24,Inter Milan set Serie A win record,joy
25,US Airways boosts bid for Delta,surprise
26,Press sees hope in Mecca talks,joy
27,Bears fan loses bet and changes name,surprise
28,Global National,disgust
29,'Human hair' clue in hunt for airliner,surprise
30,Johnny Depp to make movie of spy poisoning,joy
31,Really?: The claim: the pill can make you put on weight,surprise
32,5 money makeovers,joy
33,TBS to pay $2M fine for ad campaign bomb scare,fear
34,Stomp the Yard has winning moves in its weekend debut,joy
35,"Discovered boys bring shock, joy",surprise
36,Bernhard set to leave Volkswagen,sadness
37,Pacers' Jackson misses gun hearing,fear
38,Cases: when the simple solution is the right one,joy
39,Two Muslim groups sue French newspaper International,anger
40,Golden Globes on their way,joy
41,"At New OZZFEST, Freedom Ain't Free",surprise
42,Federer handed tough Aussie draw,sadness
43,Protesters end strike as Nepal PM concedes demands,joy
44,"Turner pays for Boston ""bombing""",fear
45,Two detained in body parts mailing,disgust
46,Essay: about that mean streak of yours: psychiatry can do only so much,sadness
47,Hussein's niece pleads for father's life,sadness
48,Sarkozy heads for clash in cartoons row,anger
49,Global web of suspects in child-rape download,anger
50,Blake defeats Moya to retain title,joy
51,"Storms kill, knock out power, cancel flights",fear
52,Aquarium puts ailing beluga whale to sleep,sadness
53,"Microsoft, Sony, we have a problem",surprise
54,A police state? The issues,fear
55,Move to ban iPods from crossing the street,surprise
56,India's Taj Mahal gets facelift,joy
57,Cheney to Congress: Can't run Iraq war by committee,anger
58,Ganguly handed India squad call-up,joy
59,Fortune: Looking beyond the iPhone,joy
60,Really?: The claim: the back seat of a car is the safest place to sit,surprise
61,Vaccine mandate upsets legislators,anger
62,News analysis: Iranian boast is put to test,fear
63,Panel issues bleak report on climate change,fear
64,Virtual 'American Idol' hits right notes,joy
65,"Iraq car bombings kill 22 People, wound more than 60",sadness
66,'Stomp' steps to No. 1 at box office,joy
67,Google executive acts as goodwill envoy,joy
68,Filipino woman kidnapped in Nigeria,fear
69,"Seahawks, Bears vie for shot at NFL title",joy
70,Brown not buried as estate issues loom,sadness
71,Will Rob Cohen Direct Third 'Mummy'?,surprise
72,EU will urge China to go green,joy
73,17th-Century Remedy; 21st-Century Potency,surprise
74,Forecasters expect toasty 2007,fear
75,'Sunshine' Goydos wins Sony open,joy
76,Teacher charged with sex assault,disgust
77,Merck: Gardasil may fight more strains,joy
78,"Mountain glaciers melting faster, United Nations says",fear
79,Snow causes airport closures in Britain,sadness
80,Bananaconda inventor is top poet of kids,joy
81,Shareholders sue Apple,anger
82,Israelis retaliate after attack by Lebanese Army,fear
83,Deadly bird flu confirmed in British Turkeys,fear
84,Too little sleep may mean too fat kids,surprise
85,Bathing mom awakes to find baby dead,sadness
86,Visitors to Eiffel Tower climb to record in 2006,joy
87,"More sleep, healthier slimmer children ",surprise
88,Queen battles Bond for Baftas,joy
89,"Walters on Trump: 'Poor, pathetic man'",sadness
90,"Ice storm smacks roads, power",fear
91,Iran says it will strike US interests if Attacked,fear
92,Palestinian factions to resume talks,joy
93,Study: men's sweat triggers high sexual arousal in women,surprise
94,Outcry at N Korea 'nuclear test',fear
95,Russia plans major military build-up,fear
96,Archaeologists find remains of couple locked in a hug,surprise
97,Stenson defends his title at Dubai,joy
98,Taking the plunge,fear
99,Updates on world's top stories,joy
100,Man rides stationary bike for 85 hours,surprise
101,Ice storm coating Midwest,fear
102,A Mistrial for Lieut. Watada,anger
103,Iran warns will hit back at US if attacked,fear
104,ASEAN talks end on energy-security,joy
105,"Iraqi death toll exceeded 34,000 in 2006, United Nations says",sadness
106,Israel intensifies military flights over Lebanon,fear
107,New gadgets galore at tech show,joy
108,Another death at Georgia Aquarium,sadness
109,US to urge Nato Afghan spring offensive,fear
110,UK letter bombs may be from extremist drivers,fear
111,Asia seeks breakthrough on North Korea,surprise
112,Federer overcomes a ragged start,joy
113,Rowdy fans ejected from the Open,anger
114,Terai protesters hail 'historic' victory over government,joy
115,Anger at release of two held over beheading plot,anger
116,Bush adamant on troops to Iraq,anger
117,Bebe Neuwirth gets to 'wiggle again',joy
118,Beckham to L.A.: For the game not fame,joy
119,Sleep more to fight childhood obesity,surprise
120,Abbas rejects temporary state,sadness
121,Investigation of child porn site hits 77 nations,disgust
122,Sleuths close in on Odysseus home,surprise
123,Variety: Johnny Depp to make movie of spy poisoning,surprise
124,Ice storm cripples central U.S.,fear
125,Park stars as United maintain lead,joy
126,Prehistoric Romeo and Juliet discovered,surprise
127,India's famous landmark gets facelift,joy
128,Joseph Wambaugh's new start,joy
129,Participant in water-drinking contest dies,sadness
130,Apple drops bombshell with iPhone,surprise
131,Bollywood's 'Brangelina' engaged,joy
132,"Shiite fighters arrested in crackdown, Iraq says",fear
133,"Rio De Janeiro journal: drawing lines across the sand, between classes",sadness
134,Models' health guidelines -- will they help?,surprise
135,Stepping back in time at ski resort,joy
136,Test cricketer jailed over killing,sadness
137,Walnuts 'combat unhealthy fats',joy
138,Apple to Vista upgraders: 'Wait',surprise
139,Injured Sarwan to miss one-dayers,sadness
140,Firms on alert for letter bombs,fear
141,Studios sign off on movie downloads,surprise
142,Asif returns with four-wicket haul,joy
143,"Bush authorized Iranians' arrest in Iraq, Rice says",anger
144,Porn ring scandal reaches Australia,disgust
145,Deputy health minister arrested in US-Iraqi raid,sadness
146,Senator Carl Krueger thinks iPods can kill you,surprise
147,"Finally, Senate okays anti-terror bill Manila",joy
148,Somalia declares state of emergency,fear
149,Matt shines with his Alpine finish,joy
150,BP CEO Browne to step down in June,sadness
151,An iPhone by any other name? Surely not,surprise
152,Life in Gaza steadily worsens,sadness
153,The energy challenge | Exotic visions: how to cool a planet (maybe),surprise
154,"Easy ways to (really) save $400,000",joy
155,Shareholders sue Apple,anger
156,Findings: Can humanity survive? Want to bet on it?,fear
157,Iran steps up production of weapons-grade uranium,fear
158,Rig-threat cargo ship towed ashore,fear
159,Palestinians say clashes hurt their cause,sadness
160,Male sweat can raise hormones,surprise
161,Vital Signs: Hazards: Antidepressant linked to fractures in older people,surprise
162,Peron held over '70s rights abuses,sadness
163,Space life search turns to TV,surprise
164,"Super Bowl ads of cartoonish violence, perhaps reflecting toll of war",sadness
165,YouTube told to drop celeb sex video,surprise
166,Beckham & Posh and more athlete-celebrity couples,joy
167,City sets up ice storm shelters,fear
168,Libby prosecutors await judge's rulings,sadness
169,Review: 'Alpha Dog' misses the point,sadness
170,Republicans plan to block Iraq debate,anger
171,Mixed reaction to China's Africa push,surprise
172,Snowed in the Canadian Rockies,joy
173,"Skip the showers: male sweat turns women on, study says",surprise
174,Gently Weeps' lyrics sheet up for sale,joy
175,Canete wins inaugural Joburg Open,joy
176,Rights group halts violent Nepal strikes,joy
177,Real suffer Carlos injury setback,sadness
178,Astronaut may have buckled under stress,sadness
179,Gunmen abduct Filipino woman in Nigeria,fear
180,NFL team's fan of the year: 'Flag Lady',joy
181,No 10 rejects police state claim,surprise
182,Malaysian AirAsia X to fly in July,joy
183,10 kidnapped at Nigeria oil base,fear
184,Guy sweat is babe magnet,surprise
185,Township tourism booming in South Africa,joy
186,'Alpha Dog' misses the point,surprise
187,Iran leader pays Nicaragua a visit,surprise
188,"'Grey's,' 'Pirates' lead People's Choice",joy
189,Terror network,fear
190,Now it's official: Iraq's a mess,sadness
191,Snow brings travel misery to England,sadness
192,James Brown's 5-year-old son left out of will,surprise
193,Two men killed by London tube train,sadness
194,US millions fail to buy influence in deadly Gaza power play,sadness
195,PLO ministers agreed upon in Mecca,joy
196,Squadron apologies over 'friendly-fire' death,sadness
197,New Orleans violence sparks tourism fears,fear
198,Friendly fire pilot 'experienced',fear
199,SPACE.com: Black hole triplets spotted,surprise
200,Vaccines: Mandate or choice?,surprise
201,"Congolese soldiers riot, loot over pay issue",anger
202,Commodities lead Europe higher,joy
203,Ingredient in male sweat raises women's hormone levels,surprise
204,Goetschl ends Austrian win drought,joy
205,Doomsday Clock ticking away,fear
206,Troops massing around Somali town,fear
207,Tariq Ramadan has an identity issue,surprise
208,Peretz orders IDF to respond with force to north border attacks,anger
209,Trains crash near Thai resort town,sadness
210,"Hamas, Fatah return to unity gov't talks in Mecca",joy
211,Pats' fourth-quarter rally finishes Chargers,joy
212,7 Die As US Helicopter Crashes in Iraq,sadness
213,Millionaire secret Santa dies,sadness
214,Morrissey may cheer up Eurovision,joy
215,Christian values guide Dungy and the Colts,joy
216,Israeli woman's tirade spurs PM outrage,anger
217,Passing exchange becomes political flashpoint,anger
218,Police probe 2 church fires half mile apart,sadness
219,Italy to try US soldier for agent's Iraq death,anger
220,Depp to star in spy poisoning film,joy
221,'24's' Jack Bauer returns,joy
222,US Airways boosts bid for Delta,surprise
223,"Even before its release, world climate report is criticized as too optimistic",fear
224,"Second hanging also went awry, Iraq tape shows",sadness
225,Howell takes one shot lead in Sony Open,joy
226,Psych checks reviewed after astronaut's crack-up,sadness
227,"Pap Test, a mainstay against cervical cancer, may be fading",surprise
228,Martins leads Newcastle fightback,joy
229,PS3 pricey but impressive,joy
230,Pluto's revenge: 'Word of the Year' award,joy
231,European Space Agency,joy
232,Hackers strike at key Internet servers,anger
233,Hussein co-defendants executed,sadness
234,Memo from Frankfurt: Germany relives 1970s terror as 2 seek release from jail,fear
235,Blissing out in Ojai,joy
236,"Houston, she's got some problems",sadness
237,Amazon.com has 'best ever' sales,joy
238,Hackers attack root servers,anger
239,Video games can improve your vision,surprise
240,Internet attacked! (Did anyone notice?),surprise
241,"In Washington, contractors take on biggest role ever",surprise
242,Floods force Malaysia evacuations,sadness
243,"On MySpace, girls seek friends, boys flirt",surprise
244,Tests of drug to block H.I.V. infection are halted over safety,fear
245,Zoo polar bear to have root canal,sadness
246,Europe take big Royal Trophy lead,joy
247,Israel to install cameras to show live Mughrabi footage,joy
248,'We lit our last candle yesterday',sadness
249,Google buys YouTube for $1.65bn,surprise
250,PSP number one Sony platform in Japan,joy
251,England include Giles in WC squad,joy
252,Beckham 'won't play again for Real',sadness
253,Eight years for Damilola killers,sadness
254,PC World editor slain at California home,sadness
255,Hands on 'Doomsday Clock' move forward,fear
256,Zach Braff says he has 'mild depression',sadness
257,Investigation of child porn site hits 77 nations USA Today,disgust
258,Science panel calls global warming unequivocal,fear
259,News Baby pandas! Baby pandas! Baby pandas!,joy
260,Get ready for the earnings,joy
261,Germany agonizes over a brain drain,sadness
262,Iran and Nicaraguan leaders meet,joy
263,Secret hotels in Irish countryside,surprise
264,Fine wines in British Columbia,joy
265,Philippine president welcomes Senate approval of anti-terror bill ,joy
266,"Small jet crashes on takeoff, killing 2",sadness
267,"Bigger, more aggressive rats infesting UK",fear
268,Travel+Leisure: Next island hot spot: St. Lucia,joy
269,Real Mallorca rock leaders Sevilla,joy
270,Iran's boast on uranium enrichment is put to test,fear
271,"Personal health: for teenagers, the car is the danger zone",fear
272,Bird watchers flock to see rare owl,joy
273,Eye on cosmos is lost to short circuit on hubble,sadness
274,Too young for this: facing cancer under 40,sadness
275,Unilever group names new chairman,joy
276,Minister slams airlines on carbon,anger
277,Rare optimism as North Korea talks reach crossroads,joy
278,Man beheaded in southern Thailand,sadness
279,China's 'nightmare scenario',fear
280,Annual diving contest in South Korea proves a chilly challenge,surprise
281,Blair says he regrets delays in British soldier's inquest,sadness
282,Iraqi forces detain official suspected in Shia conspiracy,fear
283,Wellcome awards anti-fat research,joy
284,Fingers crossed for North Korea,joy
285,"No intention of war with Iran, US says",joy
286,What Newsom faces in aftermath of scandal,fear
287,Maggie Gyllenhaal's Globes babysitter: Mom,joy
288,"As inflation soars, Zimbabwe economy plunges",sadness
289,Pledge: I was abused in frat hazing,disgust
290,Experts: Fear likely shackled boy,fear
291,What's behind the chopper crashes in Iraq,fear
292,"Freed Muslim terror suspect says Britain is ""police state""",fear
293,Blair apologises over friendly fire inquest,sadness
294,Depp 'to make Litvinenko movie',joy
295,Why gas follows oil up but not down,surprise
296,"'Cravings' still there, sez Tara",joy
297,Bill would strip convicted legislators of pensions,sadness
298,Bears watch as lead slips away,sadness
299,"In clue to addiction, brain injury halts smoking",surprise
300,"In rigorous test, talk therapy works for panic disorder",joy
301,Rice: U.S. won't pull plug on Iraq,joy
302,"On road to Kosovo independence, a warning: go slow",fear
303,Mistrial for officer who refused to go to Iraq,sadness
304,Rebels to join Nepal parliament,surprise
305,"EMI warns on profits, boss goes",fear
306,Subway collapse caught on camera,sadness
307,Stinky but true: men's sweat is made for love,surprise
308,"POLITICS-US: reprieve for officer who denounced ""Immoral War""",joy
309,Hunters stalk world's tallest trees,sadness
310,Fuel spill may lead to missing jet,fear
311,"Sri Lanka floods displace 60,000",sadness
312,"Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz announce split",sadness
313,Iran to hit US interests if attacked,fear
314,Israel says hopes to keep Lebanon border calm,joy
315,Cisco sues Apple over iPhone name,anger
316,Two Palestinians killed near fence,sadness
317,EarthLink CEO dies at age 49,sadness
318,"A star dies, a family feud is born",sadness
319,"Carter was a disaster, said Ford",anger
320,Super Bowl MVP Manning insists he's one of the guys,joy
321,Personal health: the importance of knowing what the doctor is talking about,fear
322,Israel's Peretz urges halt to contentious Jerusalem construction,anger
323,Peter Jackson will never work for me again,anger
324,U.S. keeps Iran options open,joy
325,European shares hit fresh highs,joy
326,"For women, nothing's like the smell of men's sweat",surprise
327,Looking beyond the iPhone,surprise
328,Freed kidnap suspect: my terror at police raid,fear
329,"Far away, Super Bowl's losers will be champs",joy
330,Woman dies after water binge,sadness
331,Mancuso sparks U.S. celebrations,joy
332,ASEAN urges North Korea resolution,fear
333,Late penalty costs Roma the points,sadness
334,Mistrial declared in teacher-student rape case,sadness
335,'Bookworm Adventures' wordsmith's joy,joy
336,Kylie's love split,sadness
337,iPod good for video games,joy
338,Review: virtual 'American Idol' hits right notes,joy
339,Leo battles himself,joy
340,Attorneys point fingers in fight between Ryan O'Neal and son,anger
341,John Grisham set for court drama,fear
342,"Bill Gates and Craig Mundie: vista is Secure, employees are not",surprise
343,Iraqis fault delayed U.S. plan in attack,anger
344,Boy Scouts blamed for starting wildfire,fear
345,China urges UN action on N Korea,fear
346,"Scorpion on a plane, a pantful of pain",fear
347,Male sweat boosts women's hormone levels,surprise
348,Mbeki on the big visit from the Chinese,surprise
349,French right nominates Sarkozy,joy
350,"Israeli, Lebanese clash on border",fear
351,North Korea claims nuclear test,fear
352,Talks begin on Somalia peacekeepers,joy
353,Action games improve eyesight,surprise
354,"A small part of the brain, and its profound effects",surprise
355,IDF shells Lebanese Army positions across northern border,fear
356,Thailand: missing 25 years after taking wrong bus,sadness
357,Ballerina sparks anti-fascist row,anger
358,Internet boom in China is built on virtual fun,joy
359,Review: PS3 pricey but impressive,joy
360,Machinery orders drive Asia upward,joy
361,'Lost's' Fox: 'I'm a liar and a cheat',disgust
362,Russia to strengthen its military muscle,fear
363,"At Libby trial, Russert of NBC gives and gets",fear
364,North Korea ready to discuss first steps to nuclear resolution,joy
365,Victim: Gunman bought drink after shooting,surprise
366,Ferrer victorious in Spanish duel,joy
367,UK workers on alert for letter bombs,fear
368,Did NASA accidentally kill life on Mars?,surprise
369,"New vaccine for cervical cancer could prove useful in men, too",joy
370,Search on for victims of subway collapse,sadness
371,Human error caused Helios crash,sadness
372,US to prod NATO allies for more troops to defeat Taliban,fear
373,Microsoft supports OpenID authentication standard,joy
374,No buyer in sight for Napster,sadness
375,"Briefly: preloaded iPods, Wal-Mart movies, Apple stores",joy
376,China says rich countries should take lead on global warming,sadness
377,North Korea may begin to dismantle nukes,joy
378,Tracking down hi-tech crime,joy
379,Barack Obama formally announces bid for president,joy
380,Kidnappers seize two in Nigeria,fear
381,"Indonesia may sell, not give, bird flu virus to scientists",fear
382,"Attack video saddens ""friendly fire"" widow",sadness
383,Europe retain trophy with big win,joy
384,Cutting edge accessories for digital music players,joy
385,Ice storm descends on central U.S.,fear
386,Snow brings travel misery to England,sadness
387,"Indonesia flood forces 340,000 from homes",sadness
388,Iraqi health minister seized in raid ,surprise
389,Ice storm brings chaos in U.S.,fear
390,Stinky flower mystery solved,joy
391,Congressman rebukes U.S. allies for lack of support in Afghanistan ,anger
392,Roddick overcomes Federer in final,joy
393,Prehistoric Romeo and Juliet discovered,joy
394,Donald and Goydos share Sony lead,joy
395,U.S. and Iraqis are wrangling over war plans,fear
396,Sea search for missing Microsoft scientist,sadness
397,Iran to Hit US Interests if Attacked,fear
398,Blair: Terror battle will be long,fear
399,Bear cub returned to the wilderness,joy
400,Carrefour sales growth falls short,sadness
401,"Allied with democrats, Lieberman easily aligns with Republicans",surprise
402,"In the Rockies, pines die and bears feel it",sadness
403,Iran to strike US interests if attacked,fear
404,"Nipple covers, other star secrets",disgust
405,Apple: no iTunes for you if you have Vista!,surprise
406,Smokestacks in a white wilderness divide Iceland,sadness
407,That'll cost ya,anger
408,Botched hangings in Iraq speed sectarianism,fear
409,Male sweat raises female hormones,surprise
410,7 GOP senators to force debate on troops in Iraq,joy
411,Bangladesh ends curfew amid unrest,joy
412,Italy's dispute with US over Iraq shooting,anger
413,Here come the Globes!,joy
414,Snow causes transport chaos in Britain,sadness
415,Snow causes airport closures in Britain,sadness
416,"Second opinion: girl or boy? as fertility technology advances, so does an ethical debate",surprise
417,Heavy snow causes travel chaos and shuts schools,fear
418,Barbaro's legacy: saving other horses,joy
419,Luxury digs in South Carolina's Lowcountry,joy
420,Dozens killed in Baghdad bombing,sadness
421,Ice storms kill 21 across nation,sadness
422,De Villiers takes over Dakar lead,joy
423,Vietnam becomes WTO's 150th member,joy
424,South African trio share advantage,joy
425,Observatory: poison begets poison,fear
426,Action intensity boosts vision,joy
427,Why the smell of a man's armpit is a turn-on,surprise
428,Nokia 5300 Xpress Music,joy
429,"Dell to cut bonuses, trim management",sadness
430,"Second drop in cancer deaths could point to a trend, researchers say",surprise
431,TV game shows go interactive,joy
432,Boy missing since 2002 found alive,joy
433,"US, North Korea signed nuclear memo",joy
434,Russia honors Sputnik designer,joy
435,"In Kenya's capital, a sense that danger is ever stronger",fear
436,"Bill, thanks for the RSA memories... and laughs",joy
437,Friendly fire pilot 'experienced',sadness
438,MySpace welcomes French friends,joy
439,Airlines: UK airport runway unsafe,fear
440,The amounts you have to pay for a bomb scare,fear
441,"In Egypt, Rice speaks softly",joy
442,"Weekly Nielsen Yvonne De Carlo, 'Munsters' star, dead",sadness
443,Senate votes to revoke pensions,sadness
444,EarthLink CEO dies at age 49,sadness
445,Software giant SAP misses target,sadness
446,Vital signs: mental abilities: folic acid may improve thinking skills,surprise
447,De Villiers stretches overall lead,joy
448,Families celebrate return of sons,joy
449,China detains 2 after body parts found in mail,fear
450,North Korea ready to discuss nuke disarmament,joy
451,"For women, nothing's like the smell of men's sweat",surprise
452,Nadal wants Australian Open crown,joy
453,Beijing journal: Olympic construction unearths ancient treasure trove,joy
454,"Chinese president arrives in Mozambique, African tour nearly over",joy
455,Reclusive 'Mockingbird' author attends show,joy
456,"Asia near pact on energy, security",joy
457,Philippine anti-terror law delayed until June,fear
458,Ex-suspect slams anti-terror laws,anger
459,Study detects a gene linked to Alzheimer's,joy
460,Panda cub makes her debut,joy
461,Harris haul puts South Africa on top,joy
462,Weight-loss drug to be sold over the counter,joy
463,Beckham outlines reasons for move,joy
464,Study finds gritty air raises heart disease risk in older women,surprise
465,"Venezuela, Iran fight U.S. dominance",anger
466,'Housewives' star Marcia Cross on bed rest,sadness
467,Blog: Here come the Globes!,joy
468,Greek police hunt embassy attackers,anger
469,Apple warns iTunes users to wait on Vista,surprise
470,Tsunami fears ease after quake,fear
471,China considers Eurobond reserves,joy
472,Underarm bowls them over,surprise
473,At least 130 die as blast levels Baghdad market,sadness
474,New McCain team made attack ads he once faulted,anger
475,Deaths as bird flu flares in Asia,fear
476,"Hamas, Fatah leaders pledge to meet until they reach agreement",joy
477,Officers had 'rapport' with alleged abductor,disgust
478,No e-Book for Harry Potter VII,sadness
479,Review: Nokia 5300 Xpress Music,joy
480,'Can't do this anymore'? Not Jack,surprise
481,Black hole triplets spotted,surprise
482,Israel weighs old city project webcast,surprise
483,Indonesian bird flu deaths hit 61,sadness
484,Somali refugees cut off from aid,sadness
485,Microsoft downplays Vista speech-recognition hack,joy
486,Next island hot spot: St. Lucia,joy
487,Italy to hold no-show trial of Bronx GI in Iraq slay,anger
488,Rescued boys parents hail 'miracle',joy
489,Canadians tracked in child porn ring,disgust
490,Teen hacks Venezuelan government Web sites,surprise
491,"Russia plans new ICBMs, nuclear subs",fear
492,Gere cheers sex workers in AIDS fight,joy
493,Study: Male sweat causes female hormones to rise,surprise
494,Collision on icy road kills 7,sadness
495,Surprise: China cuts price of gas,joy
496,What the Godfather of Soul meant to me,joy
497,New Mars orbiter spots Pathfinder landing site,joy
498,Mass Venezuela opposition rally,anger
499,Glamour -- and 'Borat' -- at Golden Globes,joy
500,Terror officials see Al Qaeda chiefs regaining power,fear
501,"Ivrea journal: In Italian town, a civics lesson from pelting neighbors",surprise
502,Iraqi sunni lands show new oil and gas promise,joy
503,Princess and heir of Franz Ferdinand fights to repeal a law and gain a castle,joy
504,"A film star in Kampala, conjuring aminos ghost",fear
505,Militants attack U.S. base in Iraq,fear
506,North Africa feared as staging ground for terror,fear
507,"Iran says Sunnis, using Pakistan as base, planned fatal bombing",fear
508,Anglicans rebuke U.S. branch on same-sex unions,anger
509,Homemade bombs kill 65 on Indian train,sadness
510,Al Qaeda chiefs are seen to regain power,fear
511,Chvez threatens to jail violators of price controls,anger
512,Bush declares Iran's arms role in Iraq is certain,fear
513,Accord on North Korea is announced,joy
514,U.S. says powerful Iraqi cleric is living in Iran,fear
515,"Baghdad plan is a success, Iraq prime minister tells Bush",joy
516,Iraqi sunni lands show new oil and gas promise,joy
517,"Dispute over Iraqi cleric, said to have gone to Iran",anger
518,Planning seen in Iraqi attacks on U.S. copters,fear
519,"In the world of life-saving drugs, a growing epidemic of deadly fakes",sadness
520,Basics: a mammal in winter with a furnace of her own,surprise
521,"Books on science: The problems in modeling nature, with its unruly natural tendencies",surprise
522,Believing scripture but playing by science's rules,surprise
523,"A familiar and prescient voice, brought to life",joy
524,Findings : A cool $25 million for a climate backup plan,surprise
525,Call it serendipity: a missing piece of Washington's war tent is found,joy
526,"Free Will: Now you have it, now you don't",surprise
527,Archaeologists find signs of early chimps' tool use,surprise
528,Wizardry at Harvard: physicists move light,surprise
529,The summit - a slap in the face of the Palestinians,disgust
530,Moscow says Palestine-Israeli contacts key to Mideast peace,joy
531,Mideast summit edns with little progress,sadness
532,India decries 'an act of sabotage',fear
533,Pakistan-India peace talks planned despite bombings,joy
534,"Czechs, Poles get missile warning",fear
535,Russia warns US against missile bases in East Europe,fear
536,"Cheney starts visit to Japan, Australia",joy
537,China: Cheney shores up the trilateral alliance,joy
538,Iraq insurgents attack US base,fear
539,US soldiers die in day of violence,sadness
540,Iraqi suicide attack kills two US troops as militants fight purge,sadness
541,Iran reneges on nuclear payments to Russia,fear
542,Top Colombia official resigns,sadness
543,Colombia FM resigns after relatives' arrests for militia links,sadness
544,Foreign minister of Colombia quits in scandal,disgust
545,New Zealand unlikely to allow crippled Japanese whaler,sadness
546,Damaged Japanese whaling ship may resume hunting off Antarctica,sadness
547,Japanese whaling ship won't accept help,disgust
548,Iran top N-envoy heads for Vienna for nuke talks,joy
549,Victims of Air India still wait for justice,sadness
550,Kanishka bombing case: Inquiry judge threatens to quit,disgust
551,Judge threatens to shut down Air-India inquiry,anger
552,Royal rescues presidential hopes with commanding performance,joy
553,Royal seeks to revive French bid,joy
554,Sarkozy comfort zone offers a royal opportunity,joy
555,"Hicks first in line for trial, Bush says",fear
556,Australia tells Bush to speed up Guantanamo trial,surprise
557,Howard presses Bush on terror suspect,fear
558,France ends toxic alert at Canadian embassy in Paris,fear
559,Paris police investigate package at Canadian embassy,fear
560,False alarm at Canadian embassy in Paris,fear
561,Afghan forces retake town that was overrun by Taliban,joy
562,Taliban seize rural district in southwest as police flee,fear
563,Afghan poppy war alienates farmers,sadness
564,Will North Korea honor pledge this time?,joy
565,Kim Jong-il bans Japanese cars in North Korea,surprise
566,Iran vs. North Korea: not all enemies are equal,anger
567,Catholic archbishop outlines Anglican merger hopes,joy
568,Anglican and Catholic churches could merge,joy
569,US helicopter crash kills 8 troops in Afghanistan,sadness
570,Eight US soldiers killed in Zabul helicopter crash,sadness
571,Arroyo lauds passage of anti-terror bill,joy
572,House passes anti-terrorism measure Manila,joy
573,Livingstone's transport empire may extend,joy
574,"London is pace-setter on congestion toll, says mayor",joy
575,Protest greets congestion charge's westward push,anger
576,"Thailand attacks kill three, injure 70",sadness
577,Thai Govt moves to smooth over relations with south,joy
578,Bombings say Muslim rebels won't negotiate,fear
579,Roots of autism more complex than thought,surprise
580,Largest ever autism study identifies two genetic culprits,surprise
581,Canadian breakthrough offers hope on autism,joy
582,Beware of peanut butter pathogens,fear
583,Experts offer advice on salmonella,joy
584,Experts issue new heart disease guidelines for women,joy
585,"For women, aspirin a day could keep stroke away",joy
586,High cholesterol raises stroke risk healthy women,fear
587,Cooked chicken breasts join tainted-food recalls,fear
588,Ready to eat chicken breasts recalled due to suspected listeria,fear
589,Fully-cooked chicken strips recalled ,surprise
590,Committee debates cancer vaccine plan,surprise
591,Stop cancer with a shot,joy
592,1 mln birds to be vaccinated from bird flu near Moscow,joy
593,Thousands tested after Russian H5N1 outbreak,fear
594,"Russian bird flu outbreak is deadly ""Asian strain""",fear
595,Bernard Matthews to lay off up to 500 workers,sadness
596,Matthews lays off 130 turkey workers,sadness
597,Reopening bird flu-hitfactory ignores risks - poultryman,fear
598,Goodbye to girlhood,sadness
599,Media cited for showing girls as sex objects,anger
600,Sexualisation 'harms' young girls,anger
601,A shot in the arm,fear
602,Thousands line up to get late flu shots,fear
603,King county offering some free flu vaccines,joy
604,Bush vows cooperation on health care,joy
605,Health returns as hot issue in '08 race,joy
606,Small-business owners find Bush health plan appealing,joy
607,Pediatricians say more cord blood is needed now,fear
608,Whether to save cord blood can be puzzle for parents,surprise
609,Retinal implant helping blind people see again,joy
610,"Indonesia ""will not share"" flu samples",surprise
611,Health Canada issues advice on canned tuna,fear
612,Cholesterol link in diabetes study,sadness
613,Pig cells hope for diabetes cure,surprise
614,Sick hearts switch on a fetal gene,surprise
615,Foetal mechanism helps heart failure,surprise
616,"Planned cesareans not risk-free, group warns",fear
617,Scientists tout cocoa's health benefits,joy
618,Feeding your brain: new benefits found in chocolate,joy
619,Some cocoa may improve brain blood flow,joy
620,Lawyer for deceased Nazi-era collaborator Papon vows to bury him ,anger
621,"Cocoa could be antidote to age-related diseases, says new study",joy
622,China denies reports of North Korean apology,surprise
623,Hungarian opposition calls for vote after violence escalates,anger
624,AU regrets Sudan's expulsion of UN envoy ,sadness
625,Bush officials: no big move in Iraq plan ,fear
626,Opponent is put on the spot over remarks about Clinton,surprise
627,House ethics panel talks to Hastert aide,joy
628,BellSouth says profit rises 30% on cingular earnings,joy
629,Enron boss gets 24-year sentence,sadness
630,Sony apologizes for battery recall,joy
631,Google unveils do-it-yourself search engine,joy
632,Firefox 2.0 hits the Web,joy
633,Oracle World opens with Dell unveiling AMD-powered computers,joy
634,Seahawks' QB Hasselbeck out 2-4 weeks,sadness
635,Marathon winner released from hospital ,joy
636,Punter charged with stabbing asks to live outside state,anger
637,Allmendinger joining Toyota team in NASCAR ,joy
638,Trying to assess the damage in Cleveland ,sadness
639,Bryant's boot may have salvaged Bucs' season,joy
640,This week in auto racing October 27 - October 29,joy
641,Merriman violation stuns ex-teammate,surprise
642,Bruce revells in upset,anger
643,Steelers' Roethlisberger has concussion,sadness
644,Arthurs upsets Robredo in first round at the St. Petersburg Open,surprise
645,Mbeki: 2010 World Cup Planning on Track,joy
646,Clinical Everton show Moyes means business,joy
647,MS Adds Office 2007 to Vista Coupon Program,joy
648,One search does not fit all,surprise
649,Apple's dark secret? The 39% claim,surprise
650,Bad weather cancels men's downhill,sadness
651,Cool millions for YouTube founders,joy
652,"London market a shopping, dining haven",joy
653,'Jackass' star marries childhood friend The secrets people reveal,joy
654,Audio Slide Show: A love story lasting 61 years,joy
655,Microsoft to release next generation phone,joy
656,Body Shop's Roddick has Hepatitis C,sadness
657,Teen allegedly armed by mom turns self in,fear
658,Oxfam: action needed for Chad,joy
659,Violence continues at disputed holy site,sadness
660,Storm leaves behind major travel troubles,sadness
661,3 U.S. troops killed hunting weapons cache,sadness
662,China's 'Friends' highlights Web freedoms,joy
663,NATO: Afghanistan peace 'by 2009',joy
664,Alaska's northern lights captivate Japanese,joy
665,Smith can't be buried until hearing,sadness
666,Spacewalker sets new U.S. record,joy
667,Fortune: India the Superpower? Think again,surprise
668,Kerry blasts 'escalation of misguided war',anger
669,Anna Nicole claimant: A prince of a guy?,surprise
670,'Ronnie' and Eto'o hug and make up,joy
671,Best of the Chicago Auto Show,joy
672,"'Grey's,' 'Betty,' 'Scrubs' get boost",joy
673,Massive mud traps dozens of families,sadness
674,"Edwards blogger quits, becomes journalistic martyr",surprise
675,Town packs gym to mourn 10 killed in fire,sadness
676,Spain ahead although Nadal is out,joy
677,ECB holds rates at 3.5 percent,joy
678,Iran rejects US claims of supplying weapons in Iraq,fear
679,Jakarta begins disinfection,joy
680,"Rowling 'heartbroken,' 'euphoric' at 'Potter's' end",sadness
681,Apple revs up Mac attacks on Vista,disgust
682,Fear hinders black marrow donation,fear
683,Texan allegedly joined Somalia rebel plot,anger
684,"U.S. to allow 7,000 Iraqi refugees",joy
685,Japan: Whaling activists 'terrorists',fear
686,'Hannibal' bites the big one,surprise
687,Women protest Pakistan demolition,anger
688,Wii news for gamers,joy
689,Democrats look beyond symbolic vote on Iraq,joy
690,Portugal to vote on abortion laws,surprise
691,Frustration rises as North Korea nuclear talks stall,fear
692,Horse teeth give details of ancient big chill,surprise
693,Scam lures victims with free puppy offer,surprise
694,Two Koreas to resume talks,joy
695,Mickelson driving force at masters,joy
696,England opt for Bopara over Loye,joy
697,Create own 'Thrillville' for a wild ride,joy
698,Edwards' campaign blogger quits amid Catholic controversy,surprise
699,Judge: Preserve Anna Nicole's body,sadness
700,"Dolphins, sea lions may report for duty soon",joy
701,Nasdaq-LSE battle nears deadline,fear
702,A personal plea for HPV vaccine plan,joy
703,U.S. opens door for Iraqi refugees,joy
704,Swiss plane crashes at Moscow airport,sadness
705,Study: napping might help heart,joy
706,MySpace sales surging,joy
707,"Telecoms giant slashes 12,500 jobs",sadness
708,Air France KLM profit rises,joy
709,Uganda parliament votes to send troops to Somalia,fear
710,King and queen reign at British film awards,joy
711,Murphys rule box office with 'Norbit',joy
712,Thousands rally in Lebanon,fear
713,Yahoo's mission quest,joy
714,Area should get 3-5 inches of snow today,joy
715,Miss Brazil wins lawsuit competition,joy
716,"Snow wreaks havoc in East, Midwest",sadness
717,The secrets people reveal,surprise
718,Research supports medicinal marijuana,surprise
719,All African amputee football games kick off,joy
720,Group: Video shows chopper go down,sadness
721,Sale of Chrysler possible,joy
722,Russia condemns terrorist acts on buses outside Beirut,sadness
723,Technology may save India's river dolphins,joy
724,Airbus A380 superjumbo takes off,joy
725,Naps are great for chaps,joy
726,Female astronaut sets record,joy
727,Corn stoves popping up in U.S. homes,surprise
728,Iraq closes borders with Syria and Iran,sadness
729,The troubling ending of 'The Departed',sadness
730,Vietnamese bank plans IPO listing,joy
731,Toyota's Scion parks in Second Life,surprise
732,Obama will run in 2008,joy
733,'Cagney & Lacey' finally coming to DVD,joy
734,Merkel: Stop Iran,fear
735,Salt Lake City mall shooter was teenager,sadness
736,Female astronaut sets record,joy
737,Oil holds at $58,joy
738,Obama announces presidential bid,joy
739,Tell your boss: Naps are good for you,joy
740,Serbia rejects United Nation's Kosovo plan,anger
741,Amish discuss shootings,sadness
742,"Jail me, I ate Ivory Coast chocolate",surprise
743,Can North Korea be trusted?,fear
744,Tourism lags in Bush's hometown,sadness
745,Astronaut's arrest tests NASA's mettle,surprise
746,Man gets second chance at space ride,joy
747,"Go ahead, take a nap, science says",surprise
748,Weekly Nielsen will 'Lost' find its way back?,joy
749,Brith Airways baggage charges cause confusion,surprise
750,Indonesian with bird flu dies,sadness
751,St. Louis poised for entertainment upswing,joy
752,New York City may ban iPods while crossing street,surprise
753,Boy allegedly told to kill by mom gives up,sadness
754,Gray wolves off endangered list,joy
755,Vista's hyped security will be tested,joy
756,UK police slammed over terror raid,fear
757,Mogadishu residents flee blasts,fear
758,Bomb kills 18 on military bus in Iran,sadness
759,"'WarioWare,' Wii make perfect fit",joy
760,U.S. at odds with cleric's aide,fear
761,Desperate Iraqi mother relies on militia for help,sadness
762,Full details of the EU report on Iran,surprise
763,Singer on Cowell: Glad he was mean,joy
764,Jones faces Europe meetings snub,sadness
765,Beckham goal helps Real snatch win,joy
766,Guinea: Plan offices close as country declares emergency,fear
767,Japan's economy grows,joy
768,United Nations peacekeepers raid Haitian slum,joy
769,Work starts on Arctic seed vault,joy
770,Social networking goes mobile,joy
771,"Beauticians cut, curl, offer stroke-prevention info",joy
772,"Siesta cuts risk of heart disease death, study finds",surprise
773,Thomas Cook to merge with MyTravel,joy
774,Nap your way to a successful career,joy
775,Village buried by 100 inches of snow,sadness
776,Oprah announces new book club pick,joy
777,The science of love ... and lust,joy
778,"Northeaster cancels flights, shuts schools",sadness
779,Napping may be good for your heart,joy
780,Ryan O'Neal injured son's girlfriend,sadness
781,Chrysler's Valentine's Day massacre,sadness
782,Madrid bombings trial begins,fear
783,Fight starts over HPV vaccine,disgust
784,Autos drive European gains,joy
785,James Brown's partner can get her things,joy
786,Auto show canceled,sadness
787,UK luxury maker Burberry: 'Made in China'?,surprise
788,On-the-job naps might cut heart risk,joy
789,"No. 1 Florida survives Rupp Arena, streak hits 16",joy
790,J.K. Rowling marks spot of 'Potter's' end,sadness
791,Gronholm takes a commanding lead,joy
792,Howard slams Obama on Iraq policy,anger
793,Manila hints at ransom approval,sadness
794,Champion Murray too good for Kim,joy
795,"G7: Yen skates by, yuan singled out",sadness
796,Gunman 'was Srebrenica survivor',surprise
797,Cutting through the clutter to get things done,joy
798,Mother: Lohan is doing 'great' in rehab,joy
799,Who's going to win at the Grammys?,joy
800,"Libby defense upsets judge, rests",surprise
801,Breakup rings find new homes,sadness
802,Gronholm ahead as Solberg crashes,joy
803,'Norbit' a waste of Murphy,sadness
804,Rocky start for Bangkok airport,surprise
805,12 dead in Lebanese minibus bombings,sadness
806,Sex torture claims hit Russia army,disgust
807,Mega-marsupials once roamed Australia,surprise
808,Rupert Murdoch's secret TiVo,surprise
809,"UPDATE 1-Plane crashes at Moscow airport, no passengers",sadness
810,HPV vaccination stirs heated debate in America,surprise
811,Court TV: Accused killer tells jury a love story,surprise
812,Whistle-blowing Web site exposed,surprise
813,"Start late, retire rich",joy
814,Somali PM vows to bring Islamists to justice,anger
815,Swingers more common than most think,surprise
816,Anna Nicole Smith fans mourn in cyberspace,sadness
817,Antibiotic Ketek more dangerous than thought,fear
818,Time to book your cruise,joy
819,'Blazing Angels' for PS3 fails to soar,sadness
820,North Korea aid demand stall talks,sadness
821,Cartoon Network head steps down,sadness
822,Malaysia aggressively wooing tourists,joy
823,Anna Nicole Smith's Bahamas home seized,sadness
824,Andromeda involved in galactic collision,surprise
825,Rwanda mulling 3-kid limit for families,joy
826,Wilkinson sets record in tame win,joy
827,Army engineers say dam safe,joy
828,France: Al Qaeda suspects arrested,fear
829,Utah gunman survived Srebrenica,joy
830,Creating a whole album in a month?,surprise
831,India to test new nuclear missile,fear
832,G7 to China: Ease exchange rate grip,surprise
833,Hatton hands back IBF title again,joy
834,"Bernanke: Economy healthy, but...",fear
835,"Mickelson, Sutherland share lead",joy
836,"Napping is good for your heart, study finds",joy
837,Princess Masako author: No regrets,surprise
838,Students use IM-lingo in essays,surprise
839,Malaysia launches tourism campaign,joy
840,Study: Africa's Internet gap getting wider,sadness
841,Travel chaos as heavy snow hits UK,fear
842,Paula Abdul: 'I have never been drunk',surprise
843,Salmonella outbreak traced to peanut butter,fear
844,Putin: U.S. force fostering nuke ambitions,fear
845,"Nuke detectors to ring New York, official says",fear
846,Double bus-bombing kills three in Lebanon,sadness
847,Davydenko out as seeds scattered,surprise
848,Obama: I'm running for president,joy
849,Paterson boots Scotland to victory,joy
850,"African-Americans are organ donors these days, but what about bone marrow?",surprise
851,Study: On-the-job naps might help heart,joy
852,"Guinea capital largely calm under curfew, marital law",fear
853,Bosses sleeping on idea of letting workers take naps,surprise
854,Teacher's porn conviction sparks tech debate,disgust
855,Singapore pampers its waterfront promenade,joy
856,Rwanda mulls three-child limit,surprise
857,Samsung settles price-fixing lawsuit,joy
858,"Radical cleric al-Sadr in Iran, U.S. insists",fear
859,Reports: Harvard set to name first female president,joy
860,Iraq unveils new security plans,surprise
861,University offers support to New Orleans school,joy
862,"Storm causes slick, icy roads",fear
863,South Korea fire kills 10 foreigners,sadness
864,Prehistoric lovers found locked in eternal embrace,surprise
865,Charts: Is your city lean or lethargic?,surprise
866,Peru leader questioned in massacre probe,sadness
867,U.S. commander: Iraq not hopeless,joy
868,Australian PM stands by Obama attack,joy
869,Mardi Gras rebound in the offing for New Orleans?,joy
870,Siestas may cut heart disease risk,joy
871,"Oregon snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face",sadness
872,Petraeus takes command in Iraq,fear
873,6 dead after Utah Mall shooting rampage,sadness
874,Sharks kill four people in 'dull' year,sadness
875,Record-shattering day on Wall St.,joy
876,Comedian says government silences critics,sadness
877,Rockers big winners at Brit Awards,joy
878,Samba school leader killed before Rio carnival,sadness
879,"Taiwan's 'Mr. Clean' indicted, steps down",sadness
880,Woman fights to keep drunken driver in jail,anger
881,Al Qaeda group calls for attacks on U.S. oil,fear
882,Cousin: Gunman was Srebrenica survivor,sadness
883,Turkmenistan votes for president,joy
884,Here is some advice to take to heart...,surprise
885,10 don't-miss tax breaks,joy
886,Police break up Kosovo protests,anger
887,Messi makes Barcelona squad return,joy
888,Jump reported in accidental drug-overdose deaths,sadness
889,Catania punished for fan violence,sadness
890,Isinbayeva sets 20th world record,joy
891,Lawmakers blast FDA drug safety oversight,anger
892,Regular naps make hearts healthy,joy
893,Ice stops trolleys cold,sadness
894,U.S. gunman 'was Srebrenica survivor',surprise
895,Outdated baby food found on shelves,disgust
896,Tow truck drivers accused of stealing cars,disgust
897,Bush: It's time for Congress to back energy plan,joy
898,UK soldiers cleared of Iraq abuse,joy
899,FDA revises label warnings on the antibiotic Ketek,joy
900,Toshiba Portege R400,joy
901,South Africa mourns Adelaide Tambo,sadness
902,Evacuees can return home after plant blast,joy
903,Anna Nicole Smith's body lies in legal limbo,sadness
904,Former teacher poses for Playboy,surprise
905,France rejects Rwandan investigators,anger
906,A nap a day may keep the heart doctor away,surprise
907,"Higley, Gonzalez lead in Malaysia",joy
908,Grammys ready to name winners,joy
909,Pound will not drop Armstrong case,anger
910,Reunited Police to start world tour in May,joy
911,Turkmen acting leader sworn in as new president,joy
912,Allen and Okur get All-Star call,joy
913,Svindal claims are golden double,joy
914,"Trolley Square shooting leaves 6 dead, including gunman",sadness
915,Bridge blast stops I-95 traffic,fear
916,"Mother, daughter stabbed near school",sadness
917,Excerpt: Politicians and the press,disgust
918,North Korea gets 'money and respect',joy
919,Beyonce in a bikini as SI's swimsuit cover model,joy
920,Loving with all your ... brain,surprise
921,Shoplifters' choice: Police or T-shirt of shame,surprise
922,Cuban official: Web a 'wild colt',fear
923,Slow 'Music and Lyrics',joy
924,Mexican navy helps in hunt for U.S. engineer,joy
925,Smith baby may not be pot of gold,sadness
926,Latest updates on world's top stories,fear
927,Beating leaves teen in coma,sadness
928,Tiempo Libre has Grammy dreams,joy
929,GPS sneakers locate with press of a button,surprise
930,Embattled Edwards blogger quits campaign,sadness
931,Britons deported from Somalia held under Terrorism Act,fear
932,Updates on world's top stories,fear
933,Breast cancer drug promises hope,joy
934,Ancient coin shows Cleopatra was no beauty,surprise
935,YouTube yields surprising payback,surprise
936,Up to 22 inches of snow in forecast,surprise
937,Werder make 10-man Ajax pay price,joy
938,EU condemns 'illegal' CIA flights,anger
939,Report links humans to global warming,fear
940,UN nuclear watchdog slashes Iran aid,anger
941,Survey: Tech a tool in teen dating abuse,sadness
942,The breast cancer breakthrough saving 1000 women a year,joy
943,"Tourist spot resists gravity, but not progress",sadness
944,The NFL's 20 biggest potential free agents,joy
945,World tourism sets record in 2006,joy
946,BA to charge $470 for an extra bag,surprise
947,Kuerten returns to winners' circle,joy
948,World's oldest newspaper now exists only online,surprise
949,Japanese whaler afire in Antarctic,sadness
950,EU document: Iranian bomb unstoppable,fear
951,U.S. urged to lead on 'green' actions,joy
952,See if your city is one of the United States' top 10 fittest or fattest,surprise
953,Lee in pre-World Cup injury scare,fear
954,New cancer drug to save a thousand lives a year,joy
955,Ex-teacher guilty in nude-pictures scheme,disgust
956,Fire extinguisher part of Tennessee execution kit,surprise
957,Founder returns to Dell helm,joy
958,Charles Gibson takes over first place,joy
959,Ex-Border Patrol agent beaten in prison,sadness
960,'Made in China' irks some Burberry shoppers,anger
961,Stonehenge workers' village found,surprise
962,Who is Prince Frederic von Anhalt?,surprise
963,Latest food-fad -- 'space potatoes',surprise
964,Ethiopia readies for millennium all its own,joy
965,Good news for slackers: Naps may cut risk for heart problems,joy
966,Snowbirds shortening their Florida stays,sadness
967,Win a (concert) date with the Police,joy
968,"Snow begins, heavy accumulations expected",fear
969,"Jet flips in snowstorm, none dead",joy
970,Frantic 911 call in Ryan O'Neal case,surprise
971,Durant's success trumps the Gators,joy
972,Scientist snoops in astronauts' journals,disgust
973,YouTube founders split $650M payout,joy
974,African nation hopes Whoopi can help,joy
975,United hang on to six-point lead,joy
976,Lawyer seizes Smith's Bahamas home,sadness
977,Was Prince's super show too revealing?,surprise
978,Clijsters looks for a long goodbye,sadness
979,Snow's too deep even for snowmobiles,surprise
980,Study: Female seals picky about mates,surprise
981,"ROUNDUP: Protests erupt despite ""state of siege"" In Guinea",anger
982,Study: More kids exposed to online porn,disgust
983,Beyonce new SI bikini cover girl,joy
984,"Marijuana helps ease HIV nerve pain, study says",surprise
985,Serena misses Bangalore tournament,sadness
986,"Dryer blamed for fire killing 39 cats, dogs",sadness
987,"Roddick, Murray score in San Jose",joy
988,Apple trademark dispute settled,joy
989,U.S. online love brokers eye China,sadness
990,U.S. diverts troops to fight Taliban,anger
991,'House of Cards' actor Ian Richardson dead,sadness
992,Taliban leader killed in airstrike,sadness
993,Escape to Prague without the summer hordes,joy
994,Kathmandu: First snow in 63 years,surprise
995,Nasdaq fails in bid for LSE,sadness
996,Ex-pastor gets death sentence,sadness
997,Baby born on turnpike after dad misses exit,surprise
998,Study links chimps and 'hammers',surprise
999,UN-Google Earth map climate change,joy