Jabarkan Dearest creature in creation dari The Chaos

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

Finally, which rhymes with enough,

Though, through, bough, cough, hough, sough, tough??

Hiccough has the sound of cup...

My advice is: GIVE IT UP!

Baris-baris ini disusun sesuai aslinya. Baitnya ada yang menjorok (indentasi) dan kata-kata yang dimaksud pengarang dicetak miring.

The Classic Concordance of Cacographic Chaos, Introduced by Chris Upward Text of 274-line version of the poem, with introduction, at The Spelling Society website

Text with IPA transcription of first 15 verses in British and American English, by David Madore

Audio-visual of shortened version of "The Chaos": Reading in Canadian accent, with scrolling transcript