Jabarkan Spoonerisme dari Bushisme

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."—Januari 2000

"Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit."—Berbicara kepada Perdana Menteri Australia John Howard di APEC Summit, 7 September 2007. (Baik AS maupun Australia bukan anggota OPEC.)

"Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times."—Berbicara kepada presiden Liberia, Washington, D.C., 22 Oktober 2008

"Do you have blacks, too?"—Berbicara kepada Presiden Brasil Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., 8 November 2001

"Vice President mentioned Nigeria is a fledgling democracy. We have to work with Nigeria. That's an important continent."—George W. Bush pada debat presiden di Winston-Salem, North Carolina, 11 Oktober 2000.