TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain

SOLUTION: looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

PROBLEM: A man wearing a ghost shirt is playing a game of beer pong. He

SOLUTION: begins playing his guitar and having a good time at a dance consisting his time, jumping down and blowing.

PROBLEM: The camera stops while the skeletons hurry off the set. A man

SOLUTION:
mows next to the kites in the distance.