Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Reaching the stern, the tiger lies down and kneads its massive paws on the port side bench. He
Example Output: freezes slowly, then turns.

Example Input: A young woman lies in the burning car, unconscious. Someone
Example Output: reaches for his pulse but only the sound comes from the cd seat.

Example Input: A black screen appears and on two separate screens the words bangkok appear on one and Vans Go Skateboarding Day 2014 appear on the other. A large group of people are out in the city, some are carrying flags, some of have black balloons and they
Example Output:
are racing different instruments and bumping into each other.