TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone drives at break - neck speed towards the airport. He

SOLUTION: looks up at the railing and sees a man hanging for a plaque.

PROBLEM: Man approaches the weights before him. Man

SOLUTION: starts dragging a man with an orange object.

PROBLEM: Beside the tub, the wheelchair has been tipped over. The water rises past his mouth, to his nostrils - - someone

SOLUTION:
crawls along a corridor with an ornate light.