In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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Question: (CNN) -- A sailor is accusing the Navy of baselessly trying to discharge him for "unprofessional conduct" in an effort to get around the recent "don't ask, don't tell" repeal, after being found asleep in the same bed with another male sailor. Navy Petty Officer Stephen Jones, a student at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command in Charleston, South Carolina, told CNN that on the night of February 5, a male sailor stopped by to watch the CW TV show "Vampire Diaries." "He has come over to watch shows in the past," Jones said. The two watched the show on his bed but accidentally fell asleep. Jones says his roommate walked in around midnight.Petty Officer Stephen Jones says he fell asleep with another sailor while watching televisionHis roommate caught the two sailors sleeping and reported them to supervisorsThe NAVY has said the sleepover is a violation and unprofessional 
 Question:"This is a subterfuge being used by this Commander because he does not have the elements of proof to separate him for homosexuality, but he suspects homosexuality, so he has created this illusion that _ has engaged in misconduct of some form."

Answer: CNN


Question: (CNN) Trainy McTrainface will chug across Sweden after more than 1,000 people voted to christen a new commuter train with the name. Train operator MTR Express' rules were to name the trains after famous Swedish citizens, but voters decided to take a different route for the Stockholm to Gothenburg ride. Instead, they were inspired by a beloved Memey McMemeface: Boaty McBoatface, the almost-name of a research vessel that charmed UK citizens last year. Sadly, at the time, the Natural Environment Research Council overruled almost 125,000 votes and dubbed the ship RRS Sir David Attenborough instead. Since then, the "Somethingy McSomethingFace" convention has endured in jest, and now in earnest.Swedish voters named a new train Trainy McTrainfaceBoaty McBoatface inspired the new name 
 Question:Some fans on Twitter say they want to go to _ just to ride the train.

Answer: CNN


Question: (CNN) The Maryland officer who died after a gunman opened fire on a police station Sunday was struck by friendly fire. An autopsy on Jacai Colson showed he was "inadvertently shot by a fellow responding officer during the gunbattle," police said a day after the attack. They identified the suspect who shot at the building as 22-year-old Michael Ford. He is in custody and remains hospitalized after being injured during the exchange of gunfire. His brothers, Elijah Ford and Malik Ford, are also in custody. All three will be charged with second-degree murder, six counts of attempted first-degree murder, nine counts of use of a handgun in the commission of a felony and additional charges, according to police.Police say the shooter dictated his last will and testament immediately before the attackMichael Ford is in custody, as are his brothers Elijah Ford and Malik FordJacai Colson would have celebrated his 29th birthday this week 
 Question:In addition to firing at officers and the station, _ fired at passing cars and at an ambulance, police said.

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Maryland