Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: There are several people swimming in the pool. One person
[A]: is walking up the side of the pool smoking a ball.


[Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[A]: gets to the back of the van.


[Q]: Someone, still rather drunk, sticks his head into the room, anxious not to make a noise. He
[A]:
hopes his way up and up the stairs and there's nothing there.