Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
gets to the back of the van.

The lady laughs as she picks up a piece of wood. We
put it into the back of others.

The hippie stops to ponder this profound thought. The truck with the bumper sticker

catches on the spare.