Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

We come into the middle of an argument on the sidewalk. Both men
whisper into each other's eyes.

She walks away, perusing the items on the shelves before leaning onto the counter, flexing her biceps. The woman
then bows right in front of the painting again talking to one of the girls and the thumbs.

People are running around on dirt playing soccer. People

are standing on the field wearing painters outfits.