Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He watches someone kneel at his mother's bedside. Her open hand
Example Output: extends out a crack.

Example Input: Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She
Example Output: gazes at them, then motions them.

Example Input: Someone watches the van speed off. He
Example Output:
stands in the middle of a race.