Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She cradles the boy's lifeless face. The butcher
Example Output: pries a baking song across his hair.

Example Input: Inside, someone sketches a sloop in red ink at a drafting table. He
Example Output: finds someone peeking over to a couple of monitors.

Example Input: Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone
Example Output:
pulls off his pajama pants.