Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The team, including someone, make ready. His head covered by a black hat, someone stealthily
Example Output: pushes a protective curtain off the deck's rim.

Example Input: She waves at the crowd. She then
Example Output: walks down the track.

Example Input: Friendly but a little drunk, he is the closest thing the town has to a mayor. He
Example Output:
takes a sip of vodka.