Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.

[EX Q]: Then they'll pull out and Alaska will be the first state to be Single Payer. Only thanks to Parnell, administered by the Feds.
[EX A]: No

[EX Q]: Sleeping bags on the floor of the Armory! Motivation! No to any move!
[EX A]: No

[EX Q]: Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Cake was clear -- he would bake birthday cakes, cookies, whatever else for ANYONE, but he would not participate in sexual immorality by baking a same-sex wedding cake. Why is it that you folks seem unable to see the distinction here?

A birthday cake or a batch of cookies is not the same as a commitment to a lifestyle of sin ... which is what a same-sex wedding cake symbolizes. As long as gays leave me out of their practice of sin, I am not entitled to discriminate. But when they ask/demand that I participate ... then I have a right to an opinion and the religious obligation to say "no".
[EX A]:
Yes