Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The lady adds a top coat of clear polish. The lady puts oil on her cuticles and we
Example Output: see the man blush.

Example Input: Then suddenly the drapes close and she is gone. He
Example Output: chooses a silver object, followed by someone.

Example Input: He is frisked and escorted out. He
Example Output:
stares out of a door, his turns to someone.