Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A runner is running on a track in front of a crowd of people. A man
Example Output: falls off his skateboard towards the cameraman.

Example Input: He walks along the dimly lit driveway to his cottage. He
Example Output: turns a knob in the room and places its back on the sill.

Example Input: He sees drawings of a semiautomatic pistol, a revolver, and an automatic light artillery gun. Someone
Example Output:
has just received from the seat.