Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: People are skiing down a hill and keep falling down and sliding down the hill. A person
Example Output: walks into frame waking him.

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: Someone storms back to her apartment. She
Example Output:
writes in his white case, which is covered in blood.