Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He puts shaving cream on the man's face. He then
dries wax on his mouth and rubs his legs.

Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He
pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

He is rapidly playing the drums in front of him. He also

does different routines between the drums and drums.