Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone
Example Output: pulls off his pajama pants.

Example Input: One boy takes his turn and then they all begin talking again. Next, a boy
Example Output: and other people are talking about the woods.

Example Input: She stands there, taking deep breaths until she has everything under control, then pulls the blinds shut, once again all business. She
Example Output:
moves toward black, matveyev.