Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The people are holding hands so they stay together. They
Example Output: move in unison, tossing holes down each other.

Example Input: A roofer nails tiles into the roof beams of a home. The construction worker
Example Output: holds a canopy overhead with wooden skis.

Example Input: Someone turns as the door opens and someone enters, distraught. Someone
Example Output:
goes through another door, this time just hitting herself.