Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.

This mistake by Stewart goes to poor judgement and more attention to style than substance.  His speech made a valid point about helping people in appropriate ways where they live, but he just couldn't resist repeating the story about fires and disappearing pets (perhaps not even true).  I agree that Stewart is not qualified for any higher office, and possibly would not even be in the public eye if he were not part of one of the powerful families in the area.
No

Let us know when you get the unions and leftist special interests to agree with that proposal.
No

And anyone following an old Subaru Legacy at the speed limit
could be behind me, when driving Ms Daisy in her car (near 90 y/o mom)
with various health issues, out on the roadways. Every bump or 
jarring sensation is cause for an on-going driver report. 

I'm a defensive driver but do have other thoughts during trying times. :)

No