Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.

[EX Q]: This occurred between 10th and 11th street, not 14th and 15th.
[EX A]: No

[EX Q]: "Anybody who can kiss that many asses, that quickly, is so primed for success in the American workplace that they don't need your crappy restaurant job." 

^This.

Also, having been both the chatty person and the languishing-in-line-behind-the-chatty-person person, I think the best thing to do is smile and get over it.
[EX A]: Yes

[EX Q]: Parts of South Anchorage are getting as bad as east Anchorage.
[EX A]:
No