Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man is kneeling down in the dirt over a a silver bowl that is full of soap. In the large bowl, he
Example Output: is attempting a series of rolling loses and then uses the entire surface to turn to it.

Example Input: Someone looks even more miserable. He
Example Output: picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.

Example Input: The fire glows gold on her young face. She
Example Output:
turns to face someone, then the calm open camouflage rests.