Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She places someone's hand on her breast. The Titanic

A: bearded bully kicks him.
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Q: Someone nods and turns away. Someone

A: , the room gets out.
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Q: He got water in his eyes. He

A:
is hauled away from the aircraft as the pirate heads for the rifle.
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