Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards
Example Output: carries the lug butts into the car.

Example Input: A flash of light reveals someone crawling along the ceiling behind him. Someone
Example Output: kicks someone in her arms, knocking her unconscious.

Example Input: Someone runs into the water. Someone and someone
Example Output:
curtsey up behind someone.