TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: obscene and non-obscene. A comment is obscene if it is considered offensive to the public sense of decency, for example because it too obviously relates to sex or contains language regarded as taboo in polite usage.
PROBLEM: Comment: Sorry pal, but I've never acted like that at any job.  I value my professionalism and reputation over a cheap thrill at someone else's expense. So you can stick your comment in a body bag, pal.

SOLUTION: Non-obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: Now a days, the US has nuclear submarines individually capable of wiping out an entire country with one missile. Its already been studied and reported on, for instance, one missile hit on central America would make it an unlivable dystopia for a hundred or so years.

SOLUTION: Non-obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: This is so?? If you actually look at the words used and go back in history to look at almost every speech given by almost any political candidate, you will see the exact same sentiments expressed by untold politicians throughout history. "Your word is your bond and you do what you say you will". My god people, how many times in my 63 years have I heard that same sentiment from one politician or another? The rest of it as well. Plagiarism? Why aren't you going after Michelle for plagiarism as well? That would be just as asinine as what you are doing now. All of this is to take attention away from all the other speeches, outlining factual misdeeds of both Obama and Hillary. Looking at the attention this non-issue is getting, you would think that Michelle gave a speech on the order of Lincoln's Gettysburg address in importance to the country. I don't think so.

SOLUTION:
Non-obscene