TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: obscene and non-obscene. A comment is obscene if it is considered offensive to the public sense of decency, for example because it too obviously relates to sex or contains language regarded as taboo in polite usage.
PROBLEM: Comment: Remember the modern left and the neo-cons don't do logic. It is all about how they feel.

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Doug Saunder and Robyn Doolittle are the same as the anti-vaxxer's. They are pushing theories that have been disproven decades ago.

SOLUTION: Non-obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: Maybe you don't have a girlfriend because you're so sour.   I feel sorry for you.

SOLUTION: Non-obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: "Oh, geez." said Speaker Edgmon.  Translation: "Oh, $hit.  They caught us."  

Seriously, 'oh, geez?'  That's all you can muster?  How about something along the lines of "This is disgraceful.  It is unacceptable that travel of this sort, especially by outgoing legislators, in a time of crisis, is funded by anyone other than the legislators themselves.  This will not happen anymore."

As inept and corrupt as you all are down there I'd be satisfied with "Oops.  Guess we're buying a Skype account for everyone." 

Geez, clean your act up you snake-oil peddling @$$holes.

SOLUTION:
Obscene