TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Democrats have been fearmongering about the racist, sexist republicans as long as I have been alive. And much longer. Read some of the democrat fearmongering about republicans during and before the civil war, the democrats supporting the slave states of the south. The fearmongering today is the same, different words only.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: This is the most infantile thing I have heard of in Portland. 

It is a prize winner. It must earn a trophy for its outstanding contribution to the annals of this community's ignorant pettiness. If a not very bright 5th grade class mutinied and took over the elementary school, this is what they would cook up. 

Sail on, ye little pirates. I'm off to dine at the Saffron Colonial.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: If true, that would certainly put DT in a spot, having to ban Muslims AND semi-automatic weapons (WMDs).

SOLUTION:
No