TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: As one of the giants picks up the box, someone taps his spear against the floor. The bodies of the guards and the slain frost giants

SOLUTION: stalks up the back of the giants towards someone.

PROBLEM: Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain

SOLUTION: looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

PROBLEM: He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone

SOLUTION:
he fiddles with his leg bleeding.