TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: I think the world's most profitable companies should pitch in and buy the LIO for the legislature as a "thank you" gift, for SB21, ACES, the PPT, and other giveaways over the last 20 years or so.  They could give it to the state of Alaska as a whole, so it wouldn't technically be bribery---And it'd be giving something back, after many years of dedication on the part of the legislature.

Conocophillips, BP, Exxonmobile---What about it?  Are you going to let your lapdogs hang, or come to their rescue and save us all a lot of embarrassment?

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: You must have missed the clams and muscles at the U Street pub.\ in Seaside.....

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: The nominee was first suggested by that flaming liberal Orin Hatch as an example of a good fit for the Supreme Court.

SOLUTION:
No