Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone

A: he fiddles with his leg bleeding.
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Q: Standing back, he reaches out and tilts the container over Richard Parker's head. With saddened eyes, someone

A: replaces the top and puts it on someone's shoulder.
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Q: Now, in a humble bathroom, someone uses his cell phone as his socks dry on a line. A view from her suite

A:
shows a sunny image of the chubby model.
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