Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone is overweight and finds it hard to keep up. Soaked to the skin, they
Example Output: struggle through the sight of someone.

Example Input: He shows how to use it and how you can use it with either hand. Then he
Example Output: shows and explains how to demonstrate how he used a rub cutout it.

Example Input: Someone smiles at the waitress. As she goes, he
Example Output:
lands heavily on someone 'chest as someone bounces.