TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He

SOLUTION: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

PROBLEM: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards

SOLUTION: carries the lug butts into the car.

PROBLEM: Someone finally flings someone away. Landing in the dust, all the fight

SOLUTION:
feed off, and criss rope line on the lifeboat with one side.