Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She
gazes at them, then motions them.

A man approaches the horse holding two brushes in his hands and speaks for a bit. He
pushes the dog in a circle and cuts the mane.

A woman walks in and speaks to the blonde woman and hands her some bowling shoes. The man speaks over and the girl

helps him ride on board.