TASK DEFINITION: Craft one correct answer to the question given in input. To make it more interesting, try to use non-stereotypical language if possible. Make sure your correct answer is reasonably long, consistent with the context, and requires common sense (instead of explicit extraction from the context.) In your answer, use as few words as possible from the given context. Use a response that is uncommon/non-stereotypical, so that it is less predictable. To be less repetitive, please vary your language for each question.
PROBLEM: Context: Music , booze , sun , booze , music , booze . Did I say booze ? Ok I ' m not an alcoholic , but I surely enjoy to partake in my fair share of $ 8 beers and $ 12 Carribean Red Bull Drinks , like any other good time charlie . 
Question: Why am I feeling the way I 'm feeling ?

SOLUTION: I do n't want others to label me as an alcoholic .

PROBLEM: Context: I took my rabbit to the vet 's a few days ago to have his injection against myxamitosis . The vet performed the free health check and was poking around his rear end checking for fly eggs ( apparently ! ) . My rabbit did n't like this and went to jump out of her grasp ... her response to which was to grab his back legs and drag him back across the table !. 
Question: Why was my pet trying to escape .?

SOLUTION: He did n't like having his butt probed .

PROBLEM: Context: My friend Maurice told me today that someone in his department has resigned EFFECTIVE MONDAY . We are about a third of the way through the semester . This is bad news . 
Question: Why is a resignation in Maurice 's department bad news ?

SOLUTION:
A resignation in Maurice 's department is bad news because there is a lot of work left in the semester .