TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: sexual-explicit and non-sexual-explicit. A comment is considered sexual-explicit if it explicitly portrays sexual matters.
PROBLEM: Comment: You see that Chimp -- you just can't help - try as you might - to L-L-L-L- LABEL!!!  Everybody do the Label-Label - it's the newest Craze!  So you label my comment a "rant." A rant? Rant?? Your response to my 'rant' is longer than my 'rant.' I think I have a label for that around here somewhere. Oh yes, here it is, my 'hypocrisy' label. Thanks for the slap. Are you happy?

SOLUTION: Non-sexual-explicit

PROBLEM: Comment: It's a couch.  It, and this story, and any and all hullaballoo is ridiculous and a perfect example of the MSM making mountains out of molehills to fit a political agenda.  

And besides, as many people have pointed out,  numerous POTUSs of the past (including Great Saint Obama himself) would commonly put their feet on the Resolute Desk.  

If Conway is showing a lack of respect or decorum for putting her feet on some random purchased couch that is barely a couple years old, then what does that say about Presidents who put their feet on a unique piece of American history?  I mean... that LBJ was sure a disrespectful POS, eh?  

Or is that just the narrative when it's a politico from a party you dislike?  Biased garbage.

SOLUTION: Non-sexual-explicit

PROBLEM: Comment: Catholic priests wants all of you to "feed their penis."  The priests has a message:  trust in us is to trust in God.  Ha Ha Ha

SOLUTION:
Sexual-explicit