Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The person then cuts off the chopped portion. The person
Example Output: turns the pasta off before chopping it in the air.

Example Input: Beneath the surface, blackness gives way to light from above, seen through a haze of bubbles, before the blackness closes around him again. His hands
Example Output: move to the altar as someone dances and recognizes him.

Example Input: He checks under empty desks. They methodically
Example Output:
picking up the address on the motorized machine.