Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A cop suddenly gets flung away from their car. The car
Example Output: swerves to a stop to sigh.

Example Input: An ad is shown for a pet wash place. A dog
Example Output: takes a horse off the floor and gets in his car bag.

Example Input: She looks at herself in the mirror. Someone
Example Output:
sucks out her thumbnail.