Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Straddling the chair, she peers down at his face. She
Example Output: stares longingly at his dying friend.

Example Input: He momentarily lifts the baby up to a standing position. A woman
Example Output: is seen sitting on a bed with a man with his feet propped upward.

Example Input: Lowering the glass, he nods. Someone
Example Output:
strides over and makes several columns of strategy.