Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: An officer opens the barricade and a construction worker steps forward. A helmeted worker

A: examines the underside of a cyclone - cyclone.
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Q: His rucksack on his back he secretly leaves someone's house. He

A: gazes up at the rumpled cleaners under the mattress, then faces them again.
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Q: He does a crunch forward two times. He then

A:
jumps around and falls to the ground.
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