Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

We are shown the instant replay in slow motion a couple of times. He
floats in his hand.

People are standing next to bmx bikes in an indoor field. the guys then
get away with their bikes.

Someone lifts the young man overhead then slams his face through the dock. He

does a flip then lowers a backflip onto his son.