Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone steps away then return. He
Example Output: approaches the army boy who takes the burning gun.

Example Input: A bearded bespectacled man stand behind them. The man
Example Output: dances a beat as two uniformed asian reporters talk.

Example Input: A piece of soaked paper is pressed on a fingernail and removed seconds later. Alcohol is poured on the nails, and a finger
Example Output:
is shown using a glowing tube from a conveyor belt.