TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you're given a review from Amazon's food products. Your task is to generate a rating for the product on a scale of 1-5 based on the review. The rating means 1: extremely poor, 2: poor, 3: neutral or mixed, 4: good, 5: extremely good. 
PROBLEM: Tastes like pine needles!!! I've had other earl greys before and never have I thought I was drinking pine needle tea (Another reviewer said it was a bergomot flavor, i'm not educated enough to know)...  I bought this for my wife who can't have caffeinated varieties, and I can say i'm not a big fan.  The English Breakfast decaf is EXCELLENT.  I prefer my tea black, hot or cold, but this earl grey is not tolerable unless drank with a splash of milk and sugar (splenda for me though). It is undrinkable as iced tea.  I'd return this if i could. Avoid this at all costs, young jedi.

SOLUTION: 1

PROBLEM: I would not order these K-cups again.  Maybe I'm spoiled with Godiva hot chocolate, but I think Swiss Miss hot chocolate has more chocolately flavor than these K-cups and I wouldn't waste my money on these.  It comes out a pinkish color that is not appetizing at all.

SOLUTION: 3

PROBLEM: I love Greek food and was excited to find this product with all the positive reviews since I don't cook a lot.  I took one reviewer's advice and bought some at Wally World at a considerable savings.  My first (and probably last) attempt was chicken breasts, chick peas and sweet onions in a slow cooker.  I poured on the seasoning as I added each layer (onions, seasoning, chick peas, seasoning, chicken, seasoning, chick peas, seasoning, chicken, seasoning) to the extent that I though surely I had overdone it.  The result was tasteless.  There was no flavor at all.  It's not that it wasn't flavorful enough, it was flavorless.  I confess that I grew up in a household where we ate "world food" all the time, we just didn't know what it was because we had no cable TV and there was no FoodTV back in the dark ages anyway.  I live in an area where authentic ethnic food is everywhere.  Maybe my taste buds are completely fried (I do like me some spicy hot anything!) but to me this has less character than a moderate sprinkling of plain old black pepper, which is no character at all.

SOLUTION:
1