Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they
hop around on the side and begin dancing.

The man is riding on the side of the car, the car is going side to side. The car
stops and looks out onto the road.

Harvesting a plastic sack of fresh water, someone drinks through a straw. He

grabs a searchlight on a balcony's windows, then turns down, then follows something outside.