Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He shoves someone off the mat. Someone nervously
Example Output: shuts the door lock.

Example Input: A child uses monkey bars on a playground. The child
Example Output: walks over to where the monkey bars in the playground.

Example Input: Two men entered the ring and squat and clapped their hands, stood and bow to each other. The men are squatting, and started to push each other, the skinny man
Example Output:
lifted the weight up behind his head.