TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: If I could textually give you a middle finger, I would :-)

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Because they aren't trying to break my back with an income tax for starters.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Good luck to Colt in his new job. On a positive note, Chris Parra will be a good replacement for him, to continue his policies.

SOLUTION:
No