Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children

A: undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.
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Q: A man is standing outside in front of two machines placed on the concrete. He

A: kisses a little tanned man in baggy sleeve denim shorts.
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Q: The engineer furiously turns a wheel then shoves a lever. Someone

A:
lies on his back.
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