Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: We see the lady mopping. Then we
Example Output: see the person washing dishes in front of a sink.

Example Input: He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He
Example Output: spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

Example Input: He ducks down and checks an arrow then hurls the player on his back. The arrow
Example Output:
makes a few more rounds.