TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: toxic and non-toxic. Toxicity is defiend as anything that is rude, disrespectful, or unreasonable that would make someone want to leave a converation.
PROBLEM: Comment: I repeat: the notion that Blessed Mother ought have a conniption over a mechanical spider--a work of art, not a symbol of the occult--and stomp all over it is the height of absurdity. 

"Nothing demeaning was intended in the spider being near the church." 

Said the Archbishop.

No need for the smelling salts.

SOLUTION: Non-toxic

PROBLEM: Comment: The R-G is on a roll!  Three Opinion headlines, three missing editorials!

Is someone just learning how to cut and paste?

SOLUTION: Non-toxic

PROBLEM: Comment: Doesn't pay to tailgate either. I'll bet the driver feels stupid.  Stupid is as stupid does.

SOLUTION:
Toxic