TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: In the Chamber of Secrets, someone approaches the skeleton of the Basilisk. He

SOLUTION: lowers her gaze, then glances up toward it.

PROBLEM: He reaches for it, but his arm has turned to damp sand. He

SOLUTION: swims towards the bluffs.

PROBLEM: A scramble for the ball results in white gaining a 2 - on - 1 advantage and a goal. They

SOLUTION:
trolls up the stairs.