Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

In the Chamber of Secrets, someone approaches the skeleton of the Basilisk. He
lowers her gaze, then glances up toward it.

A man pushes a child on the swing set of a large park area. The man
sits over the handle for protection from a wall in the snow.

He continues going fast on the snowboard behind the car till he comes to a stop. He then

proceeds to paint the windshield of the car and shows how to install something.