TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Iker Casillas struggled to hold back the tears on Sunday as the Spanish goalkeeper said his goodbyes to Real Madrid fans before completing his move to Porto. Casillas joined Real's youth academy in 1990 and has been with the club ever since, winning 18 major honours along the way. The 34-year-old stopper was clearly emotional during his farewell press conference as he asked the Madrid fans to remember him as a 'good person' rather than a goalkeeper. A tearful Casillas struggled to read a statement during the press conference a day after Madrid announced he was moving to the northern Portuguese club.Iker Casillas will join Porto after 25 successful years with Real MadridCasillas was clearly emotional during farewell press conferenceThe 34-year-old claimed 'wherever I go, I will always shout Hala Madrid'Casillas was forced out Real Madrid by Florentino Perez, says his parents 
 Question:As of Saturday I'm no longer a Real Madrid player, now I'll be a _ player.

SOLUTION: Iker Casillas

PROBLEM: (CNN) House Speaker Paul Ryan said Sunday despite Donald Trump's campaign rhetoric, lawmakers are not prepared to form a deportation force to round-up and deport undocumented immigrants. "We are not planning on erecting a deportation force. Donald Trump's not planning on that," Ryan told CNN's Jake Tapper on "State of the Union." "I think we should put people's minds at ease: That is not what our focus is. That is not what we're focused on. We're focused on securing the border. We think that's first and foremost, before we get into any other immigration issue, we've got to know who's coming and going into the country -- we've got to secure the border," he added.Trump has said he wanted a "deportation force" during the campaignHouse Speaker Paul Ryan said that's not his focus 
 Question:Pressed by Tapper, _ said: "I'm not going to get into hypotheticals about legislation that hasn't even been drafted yet."

SOLUTION: CNN

PROBLEM: Washington (CNN) The darkening storm over Russia is now looming over President Donald Trump's innermost circle. The intrigue now threatening to swamp Washington politics deepened on Monday when Trump's son-in-law and trusted adviser, Jared Kushner, offered to testify to senators about meetings with senior Kremlin officials -- including the head of a bank closely linked to President Vladimir Putin's government. And more revelations about a secret trip to the White House complex by House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes spurred claims by Democrats that he was in league with the President's aides to subvert his own panel's investigation into Moscow's alleged election meddling and ties to the Trump campaign.On Monday, Kushner volunteered to testifyLater in the week senators will weigh in 
 Question:Perhaps prompted by rising speculation about Russia, _ launched a Twitter barrage Monday night, possibly to distract attention from stories damaging to his White House by attacking a familiar target.

SOLUTION:
Washington