Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone searches in the drawer. Someone

A: rips the door open.
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Q: He smiles and they kiss. He

A: gazes after her lovingly as they approach.
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Q: As it roars overhead he ducks, and spins to watch it pass. We

A:
shoot into the wall behind him.
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