In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Input: Consider Input: Fact1: Bruce Nolan is television field reporter in but desires to be news anchorman Buffalo, Fact2: rival steals dialogue from unaired segment while accepting promotion on air, Fact3: pager directing him to empty warehouse, Fact4: Bruce uses powers to make Evan humiliate himself on air still wanting anchor position as well as wanting to get revenge on Evan Baxter for taunting him, Fact5: Grace to find man

Output: Bruce Nolan Jim Carrey is a television field reporter for Eyewitness News at WKBWTV in Buffalo, New York, but desires to be the news anchorman. He is in a relationship with his girlfriend Grace Connelly Jennifer Aniston, but also has a mild crush on his coworker, Susan Ortega Catherine Bell, who barely seems to notice him. Bruce, however, suffers from constant bad luck and reaches his breaking point when he is passed over for promotion by his rival, Evan Baxter Steve Carell, who then steals dialogue from an unaired segment by Bruce while accepting the promotion on air. This causes Bruce to aggressively and insanely criticize the station during his first live report and mockcongratulate Evan and is promptly fired. Following a series of other misfortunes, Bruce takes out his frustration on God Morgan Freeman, blaming Him and claiming that He is the one who should be fired. Bruce later receives a message on his pager directing him to an empty warehouse, where he meets God. God offers to give Bruce His job to see if Bruce can do a better job. God gives Bruce two rules that he must follow: Bruce cannot tell anyone else that he is God and Bruce cannot use his powers to interfere with free will. Initially, Bruce becomes jubilant with the powers, using them for personal gain such as having his dog use the toilet, getting revenge on a street gang that assaulted him earlier, transforming his damaged car into a Saleen S7 an expensive sports car and sexually impressing Grace. Bruce also finds ways of using the powers to cause miraculous events to occur at otherwise mundane events that he covers, such as discovering the body of Jimmy Hoffa, earning him his job back, or causing a meteor to harmlessly land near a cookoff. Bruce, still wanting the anchor position as well as wanting to get revenge on Evan Baxter for taunting him, uses his powers to make Evan humiliate himself on air, causing Bruce to be promoted to anchor position while Evan gets fired. After taking Grace to a fancy dinner and telling her about his promotion disappointing her, as she thought he was going to propose, Bruce begins to hear voices in his head. He reencounters God, who explains that the voices are prayers to God, and that Bruce must deal with them. Bruce creates an email system to receive prayers and respond to them  but finds that the influx is far too great for him to handle, even with the use of his powers. So he sets the program to automatically answer Yes to every prayer, thinking this will make everyone happy. During a party to celebrate Bruces promotion, Susan seduces and kisses him. When Grace arrives and sees this, she angrily storms out; Bruce follows her, but she is heartbroken and wont listen to him. He tries to use his powers to convince Grace to stay, but cannot influence her free will causing his relationship with her to get mocked by Susan. As Bruce looks around, he realizes that automatically granting everyones prayers has plunged the city into chaos. Bruce returns to God, who explains that despite how chaotic things seem, there is always a way to make things right, and that Bruce must figure out a way to solve it himself. Bruce then begins to solve his problems in life practically, such as helping a man whose car has broken down, potty training his dog properly, and allowing Evan to have his job back and actually congratulating him, in contrast to his fake congratulation earlier. Bruce returns to his computer system, having briefly unplugged it, and he finds many prayers from Grace about Bruce. As he reads them, another prayer from Grace arrives, this one wishing not to be in love with Bruce anymore. A despondent Bruce walks alone on a highway, asking God to take back His powers and letting his fate be in His hands. Bruce is suddenly struck by a truck and regains consciousness in a white void heaven. God appears and tells Bruce to pray for what he truly wants; Bruce prays for Grace to find a man that would make her happy. God agrees and Bruce finds himself in the hospital, shortly after being miraculously revived by the doctors. Grace arrives and the two reconcile. After his recovery, Bruce returns to his field of reporting, but takes more pleasure, in simple stories. Bruce and Grace announce their engagement on live television. The film ends with the homeless man Bruce had ran into on various occasions turning into God, who claps the film off.


Input: Consider Input: Fact1: Manchurian Count ordered Priest Pai Mei and top disciple Kao Tsin Chung to raid shaolin Temple, Fact2: Priest Chi Shan In enter into crucial duel with Priest Pai Mei attempt to rescue disciples, Fact3: title scene is battle between Pai Mei and Master Chi Shan, Fact4: waves of other students fall to pursuing army 's arrows, Fact5: couple retreat to modest home and Hong When destruction of begins mastering Tiger style of kung fu in preparation for challenging Pai Mei red junks

Output: Opening crawl: Having learned that the revolutionaries were using Shaolin Temple as an undercover, the Manchurian Count ordered Priest Pai Mei and his top disciple Kao Tsin Chung, Governor of Kwangtung and Kwangsi, to raid the shaolin Temple. They surrounded the Temple and set fire to it. In an attempt to rescue his disciples, Priest Chi Shan enter into a crucial duel with Priest Pai Mei. The title scene is a battle between Pai Mei and Master Chi Shan in an empty red backdrop this type of opening is a trademark of director Lau Karleung. Here we get the first display of Pai Meis mastery of internal kungfu techniques that allow him to retract his privates into his groin. After using his body protection techniques to ward off a clawing attack to the face, he traps a kick to the groin from Master Zhishan and delivers his own coup de grace. Master Zhishans vision blurs as the scene changes to a more realistic scene of the aftermath of the temples destruction. Pai Meis protege, area governor Kao Tsinchung Kong Do and his army, chase the fleeing exstudents of Shao Lin. Tung Chinchin, Gordon Liu after watching waves of other students fall to the pursuing armys arrows, makes a heroic last stand to divert their attention. He falls to a hail of arrows, crushing the throats of the soldiers he is closest to. It is left to Hung HsiKuan to lead the remaining students to safety. They join an itinerant opera group which travels from town to town on iconic red junks as a front for antiQing forces. Along the way he encounters the comely Ying Chun, herself a master of the Crane style. Together, they have a son, whom both of them train. When area governor and student of Pai Mei, orders the destruction of the red junks, the couple retreat to a modest home where they raise their son WenDing and Hong begins mastering the Tiger style of kung fu in preparation for challenging Pai Mei. In the meantime, WenDing seems to develop a taste for piggybacking on his father after training sessions... After a decade of training, HsiKuan goes to face Pai Mei, defeating several of his henchmen before retreating from his temple stronghold. Along the way, he discovers Pai Meis weakness: hes vulnerable between one and three o clock. Hung trains with renewed zeal on a sophisticated lifesize bronze dummy fitted with grooves representing acupuncture meridians along its surface. By releasing a vessel in the head, metal balls cascade along these grooves so that he can snatch them to train his speed and accuracy. Still, he refuses to integrate his wifes Crane style, to his ultimate detriment. In the final act, Hung goes to confront Pai Mei at his temple once again. He uses his training in vital point striking to catch Pai Mei offguard. But again, he gets his foot trapped in Pai Meis groin. Pai Mei tells Hung that he moves his vulnerable point up and down at will. After incapacitating Hung, Pai Mei tells the governor to keep him alive, only for Hung to kill the governor as he comes near. Pai Mei kills him with a swift but powerful blow. WenDing returns to avenge his fathers death having been forced to synthesize his fathers Tiger style with the crane style his mother taught him. Once again, he too lands in battle with Pai Mei, getting his foot trapped in Pai Meis groin. But when Pai Mei goes to break WenDings leg, he jumps on Pai Meis shoulders piggybackstyle. WenDing rips off Pai Meis topknot, smashes him on the now unprotected crown of his head and, as his eyes are startled open, blinds him with a brutal dual jab in the eyes. They both tumble down the temple steps as the ending explains, A combination of Tiger and Crane styles is what finally defeated Pai Mei.


Input: Consider Input: Fact1: Nick threatens them with unemployment, Fact2: Things seem to be going well, Fact3: enforcers incident believe to be murder, Fact4: superiors not believing Ed And Dre 's story, Fact5: Nick 's friend was working for Demetrius


Output: Doctor Dre and Ed Lover are two bumbling barbers at a Harlem barbershop. Knowing full well that cutting hair is not their calling, their boss, friend, and mentor Nick Jim Moody tells the two maybe they should try out for the police academy. They refuse at first, but Nick threatens them with unemployment. Crazily enough, it works out for the two, and they are accepted on the New York City police force. Things seem to be going well for them, when tragedy suddenly strikes, and they lose Nick. Now enforcers of the law, the tag team decides to investigate the incident, which they believe to be a murder. Ed and Dre find out through the streets that a crooked land developer named Demetrius Richard Bright might have had something to do with their friends death, and proceed to attempt to dig up as much dirt on him as possible. This proves to be difficult, however, when theyve got a nutty Sergeant Denis Leary, a moody detective Rozwill Young, and a bunch of unwilling street hoods Guru, IceT to go through to get the information they need. Though there arent any certain clues to be found, strange happenings are certainly going on, as the cops found out that Demetrius company seems to be looking for oil rather than looking for property. With their superiors not believing Ed And Dres story and getting themselves in trouble,they end up being suspended. However, they get a lead to a warehouse where they find a lot of guns. They have enough evidence to arrest Demetrius at the fashion show, but Demetrius didnt kill Nick. It was revealed that Nicks friend, Lionel, was working for Demetrius and murdered him. Ed and Dre are offered their jobs back, but decided to quit stating its too violent for them. When they return to their old barbershop they discovered oil coming from the floor. Soon after, theyre back in business reopening the place giving customers bad haircuts.