Given a sentence in Igbo language, translate the sentence to English language keeping the meaning of the original sentence intact

Igbo sentence: Ha we si, Me otú a, dika i kwuru.
And they said, So do, as thou hast said.

Igbo sentence: Ọ na-echetara m a na-akpa ọchị akụkọ.
It reminds me of a funny story.

Igbo sentence: A mbanye anataghị ikike ngwá ọrụ nwere ndị ọzọ egwu atụmatụ: Unlimited Mkpụrụ Obi Nkume, Unlimited Obi, Unlock niile Heroes .

This hack tool has more awesome features: Unlimited Soul Stones, Unlimited Hearts, Unlock All Heroes .