Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The person is standing with a blue floor map. The person
Example Output: puts on a tire off the ski platform.

Example Input: The walk behind a shrub and turn around. They
Example Output: begin at the audience and the men practice rendition.

Example Input: An adult hand briefly intrudes into frame to push a purse aside. The child
Example Output:
stands to take it seductively.