You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

How to patch a hole in a shirt?
tape over the hole with tape the same color as the shirt

Remove stench from baseball cap.
Place dryer sheets outside cap when wearing.

How to sneak past guards in Metal Gear NES?

Wait until they say "I feel asleep!" and walk past, or wait until they face another direction.