Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He is shown talking to the camera. Then we
Example Output: see an improvement on the cooking surface.

Example Input: Giving someone else a weak wave, someone heads to his office and pauses and looks at his name placard on the glass door. He
Example Output: lifts a cigar, then stirs it.

Example Input: He stops, turns his head, blinks, then stares up at something. It
Example Output:
fades to action in the front of the hall as he sits on the picnic table.