In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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Question: By opting to join Celtic, Scott Allan has dashed the hope of his oldest friend in football. Andy Halliday’s vision of them being brothers in light blue will go unfulfilled. Despite that disappointment, Allan revealed that best wishes were forthcoming after he broke the news to Halliday. From talk of being Rangers team-mates, there is now a desire to one day go head-to-head in an Old Firm encounter. The two midfielders grew up in the same area on the southside of Glasgow, not far from Ibrox, and attended both the same nursery and primary school. Halliday joined his boyhood heroes this summer after impressing on trial. Speaking earlier this month, he spoke of a dear wish that Allan would follow, despite Hibs’ steadfast refusal to sell to their Championship rivals.Midfielder Scott Allan was unveiled as a Celtic player on Monday afternoonOld friend Andy Halliday was hoping Allan would make move to RangersBoth players attended the same nursery and primary school in GlasgowBut Allan left Halliday's dreams in tatters by agreeing move to Celtic 
 Question:Had he ended up at _, Allan would have been immediately installed as a key player.

Answer: Celtic


Question: (CNN) The U.S. Navy on Tuesday sent a guided missile destroyer within 12 miles of a disputed island in the South China Sea where China has built an airstrip -- prompting China to scramble fighter jets and dispatch warships to "expel" the American ship. "USS William P. Lawrence exercised the right of innocent passage while transiting inside 12 nautical miles of Fiery Cross Reef, a high-tide feature that is occupied by China, but also claimed by the Philippines, Taiwan, and Vietnam," a Pentagon statement said. "This operation challenged attempts by China, Taiwan, and Vietnam to restrict navigation rights around the features they claim ... contrary to international law," the statement continued.U.S. warship was exercising right of "innocent passage," the Pentagon saysThree Chinese planes and three Chinese ships were dispatched to the areaChina says the U.S. move justifies Beijing building military facilities on disputed islands 
 Question:It isn't all tension between the _ and Chinese militaries, however.

Answer: South China Sea


Question: An eccentric retiree who spent years writing comical letters to celebrities, politicians and sports stars has published their bemused responses in a new book. Neville Mills, 71, who lives in Noosaville in Queensland, wrote letters to people including Tony Abbott, Alan Jones, Michael Clarke and Maggie Beer under the pseudonym Mervyn Mudal. In his book, The Curious Letters Of Mervyn Mudal, he includes the actual replies from the public figures – most of whom took his correspondence seriously. Mervyn Mudal is a character Mr Mills created who moved to Noosa from his farm in the small town of Goondiwindi on the Queensland-New South Wales border and is perplexed by modern life.Neville Mills wrote letters to people including Tony Abbott and Alan JonesHe wrote the letters signed under the name of fictional 'Mervyn Mudal'Mr Mills, from Noosaville in Queensland, has published the public figures' responses in his new book The Curious Letters Of Mervyn Mudal 
 Question:Early one morning last week, unbeknown to me Mrs. Mudal attempted to restore her equilibrium by circling a _ roundabout anti-clockwise.

Answer:
Neville Mills