Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man adds ice to a martin glass and a tall glass. the man
Example Output: then adds, adds sugar, the juice and drink in the glass.

Example Input: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He
Example Output: pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

Example Input: Someone screeches to a halt. She
Example Output:
leans forward, pointing the gun into someone's barrel.