Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The person pouts the noddles out into a strainer, washes it off, and then pours out more ingredients to mix. She

A: pours sugar into the glass and adds liquors.
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Q: Someone holds up a check. Another leaf

A: trails from his palm.
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Q: He leans into the mic. Grinning he

A:
starts to walk into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.
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