TASK DEFINITION: Classify the given tweet into the three categories: (1) 'Hate Speech', (2) 'Offensive' and (3) 'Neither'. 'Hate Speech' is kind of a threating statement or sometimes include call for violence while 'offensive' statement just offensds someone. 'Neither' is when it doesn't fall into Hate Speech or Offensive category.
PROBLEM: @HuffingtonPost looks like any other little porch monkey to me!

SOLUTION: Neither

PROBLEM: I don't own any #Onslaught on #Vinyl I may have to get one now. Their new Lp is available in army green coloured vinyl

SOLUTION: Neither

PROBLEM: Let the jig commence http://t.co/pqvJiEvqZa

SOLUTION:
Neither