Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He pretends to gnaw on one. He
Example Output: beats her arm on their leg.

Example Input: A store owner stands behind a display wall and discusses. Paintball players
Example Output: shoot an ball back and forth between two children in the gym.

Example Input: Someone collapses onto the ground. Someone
Example Output:
obeys the final kicks.