instruction:
You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.
question:
To wrap a weenie in some bacon,
answer:
cut the bacon into pieces just long enough to wrap around the weenie once with a small amount of overlap.  Insert a pen through the bacon and the weenie to secure it in place.


question:
how to store leftover tomato paste
answer:
let sit out on the counter, and mix with olive oil before using.


question:
If I find hair in my food and return it, how can I be SURE I am getting a replacement item and not the same dirty food back?
answer:

Heavily salt your table before sending it back, that way if the food sent to you is salted you'll know they didn't do anything except move the hair.