Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He walks down the drive towards the post box by the roadside. He
finds him sitting at a seat in a stop and presses a finger to his ear.

The next day, a very large queue of excited children and their mothers has formed at the western - themed Christmas Corral Grotto. A semi - comatose someone
sits at a desk as someone emerges.

He shuts his eyes, spreads his arms wide, and falls backward. Someone

looks to his chopsticks.