Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A man pushes a child on the swing set of a large park area. The man

A: sits over the handle for protection from a wall in the snow.
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Q: The man lifts his arm. The man

A: slides down ice cone.
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Q: A man bends down and picks up a large weight. He

A:
holds the barbell up to his chest.
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