Craft one correct answer to the question given in input. To make it more interesting, try to use non-stereotypical language if possible. Make sure your correct answer is reasonably long, consistent with the context, and requires common sense (instead of explicit extraction from the context.) In your answer, use as few words as possible from the given context. Use a response that is uncommon/non-stereotypical, so that it is less predictable. To be less repetitive, please vary your language for each question.
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Question: Context: My girlfriend , Jamie 's 23rd birthday is next week and I ' m still clueless on what to get for her . She has however been hinting to me for a while now , on how much she adores that black Gucci handbag . Unfortunately , knowing my financial constraints , I would definitely be unable to afford it unless of course , I take out a huge chunk of my savings . 
Question: What may be the reason for not getting the bag ?

Answer: They ca n't afford it .


Question: Context: Ben Pu and Crew are known as an energetic band that is loved so much they are asked to come back and play at each event at Crabtree Brewing . Finding the brewery may be a little tough as they are hidden on the northeast side of Greeley . To get to Greeley from the west , get off I-25 and head east on US 34 and veer off on 10th Street and go through town to 6th Avenue , then turn left heading north 7 blocks to 3rd Street and turn left . The brewery is at the end of 3rd street just before the railroad tracks . Or from the south , you can take US 85 and get off on 8th Avenue and head north to 10th Street . 
Question: what vehicle are instructions targeted for ?

Answer: a car.


Question: Context: After a week of finding blood on toilet paper and a little in the actual pot , I went to my local doctor . He said I had internal hemorrhoids and it was nothing that could n't be fixed . He gave me a prescription for a cream and ( gasp ) suppository which I reluctantly filled . 
Question: Why was the narrator finding blood around their body ?

Answer:
They had an issue with their anus .