Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
Example Output: trips and unfolds his hands.

Example Input: In the private room, the female agent picks up the rear. Gazing over the gaming floor, the agent
Example Output: runs off past the crowd lining the court.

Example Input: A guard in uniform is posted by the door, looking reprovingly at the two or three people trying to get a glance into the room. The Police Guard, carrying the blanket,
Example Output:
is batting the rest of the video.