Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He looks out on the gaudy lights of Time Square. Someone

A: dashes into the market.
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Q: He closes the door behind her. She

A: watches someone head to the front door.
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Q: He steps through the arched gate and crosses a narrow street, where he meets Rene someone. Someone

A:
spots someone at her front door.
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