Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: People, with the receding waters behind them, turn to each other and kiss hungrily. They
Example Output: walk slowly past the exit.

Example Input: She stops in her tracks and grins. Someone
Example Output: shakes someone's hair.

Example Input: He watches someone kneel at his mother's bedside. Her open hand
Example Output:
extends out a crack.