Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The tears roll out through her fingers. Someone

A: hangs up with dainty indifference.
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Q: She hands him a pen. He

A: gets on his knees and reaches for a large bag.
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Q: As they wrestle, the principal enters the auditorium with the drama teacher. They

A:
show off a apprehensively stone carving.
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