TASK DEFINITION: You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For simplicity, answers should be in all lower cased letters.
PROBLEM: Category: STUPID ANSWERS: THE BRITISH EDITION 
Clue: The Garden Tower at the Tower of London was the scene of some bloody goings-on, so now it's known as this

SOLUTION: the bloody tower

PROBLEM: Category: AFRICAN-AMERICAN FIRSTS 
Clue: This "Beloved" author was the first African-American to win a Nobel Prize for Literature

SOLUTION: toni morrison

PROBLEM: Category: STAR TREK 
Clue: In the original series, Mr. Spock suggests this race, the bad guys in the 2009 movie, is an offshoot of his Vulcan race

SOLUTION:
the romulans