TASK DEFINITION: You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For simplicity, answers should be in all lower cased letters.
PROBLEM: Category: WORLD GEOGRAPHY 
Clue: This European grand duchy has 2 distinct land regions: the Ardennes & the Bon Pays

SOLUTION: luxembourg

PROBLEM: Category: ACCORDING TO JIM 
Clue: A humorist: "Every person carries... the... scar, or the fresh wound, of some harrowing misadventure with a contraption"

SOLUTION: james thurber

PROBLEM: Category: I'M NOT REALLY A SCIENTIST 
Clue: Elisabeth Shue masters cold fusion & Val Kilmer tries to steal the secret in this 1997 film

SOLUTION:
the saint