TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Get there as early as you can!

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: Dividends have been less than a thousand in the past.  And the market is down from 2014 (after which the Senate became G.O.P. dominated and the economic recovery began plateauing).  Why would be "guarantee" a thousand?  This, of course, is the G.O.P. again showing their inability to remember recent history (like the oil crash of the 1980s) and a lack of smarts.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: I find it unfortunate that the media has latched on to the "gay nightclub" qualifier. It shouldn't matter. A gay nightclub, a school, a community center. People are slaughtered. It's more heartbreaking to me when it's children. We can go through the list: postal workers, students, concert-goers in Paris. Commuters, marathon spectators, employees in the WTC, movie goers. People. What they all have in common is that they're just going about their lives, just like we do. Boom or pop-pop-pop, they're dead, injured, damaged. Is it noteworthy that these people were gay? Maybe. Sort of. In the aftermath, politicians and LEOs will announce that this hate won't be tolerated. It doesn't mean that school shootings will be. It doesn't make any victim less important. The question is, how to prevent the next massacre?

SOLUTION:
Yes