Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A masked wrestler hits a unmasked wrestler on his shoulder. The masked wrestler
Example Output: brings someone a club with his hand and stands, with his gun to his stomach.

Example Input: A store owner stands behind a display wall and discusses. Paintball players
Example Output: shoot an ball back and forth between two children in the gym.

Example Input: Someone, a heavy - set waitress, reluctantly moves to his table - - Unseen by someone as he takes out his utensils and arranges them. In a corner booth, four big transit authority police
Example Output:
are drinking painfully from a outside fridge.