Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
Example Output: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Example Input: Someone grabs onto someone's life vest but is swept away by the turbulence. Someone
Example Output: rides closer on his elbows when a woman arrives.

Example Input: In a barbershop, a seated a bibbed someone gets a haircut by a barber standing behind him. Our view slowly
Example Output:
leads into someone in the ladies room.