Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The lady spins the hula hoop on her arm. A man
Example Output: spins on hula hoops.

Example Input: A young girl is seen sitting in a chair with a person standing next to her. The person next to her then
Example Output: hit the ball with her hand.

Example Input: Someone shoots himself in the head. Upstairs in the kitchen, his colleagues
Example Output:
exchange bows and heads for the podium that he bought her.