Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Giving someone else a weak wave, someone heads to his office and pauses and looks at his name placard on the glass door. He
Example Output: lifts a cigar, then stirs it.

Example Input: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
Example Output: trips and unfolds his hands.

Example Input: Someone sits in a big easy chair. His coat and tie are over the back of the chair, and the evening paper
Example Output:
and puts to his chair.