Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The woman towels her hands dry. The camera
Example Output: leans back and washes as the kids watch.

Example Input: A barber is combing and shaving the hair of a man in a seat. They
Example Output: is his hair stylist.

Example Input: We lift high overhead as he moves on to the other. Returning to the first thug, he
Example Output:
grabs someone, removes the fringe, and then touches the ice.