Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit
[A]: is playing in a burgundy ocean.


[Q]: Someone pulls back her shirt collar to show an even larger, darker bruise. She
[A]: moves her right arm roughly.


[Q]: As he reaches the dirt section, he he does three jumps. On his final jump, he
[A]:
tosses the net up to the back of another skater as the suv trundles closer.