Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Someone falls out of the branches of the tree. He
[A]: tugs off his arm like an umbrella.


[Q]: Someone brings up a grid of thumbnail images. In someone's apartment, a trail of fluid and crumpled clothes
[A]: attaches itself to someone's web.


[Q]: The slender Black woman passing by gives him a pitying glance. In someone's office, he
[A]:
struts along a row of cluttered boxes at a laptop in the opposite room.