TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a news headline in English. You are expected to classify the post into two classes: sarcastic or non-sarcastic. A sarcastic sentence is one that refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
PROBLEM: paramedics didn't realize how hard it would be to cut drunk woman out of elmo costume

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: mysterious man in parking lot threatens to harm rudy giuliani if he ever blabs about trump's legal payments again

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: vespa corporation enchants another slight little man-child

SOLUTION:
sarcastic