TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone glances up and across the room. As he walks away from the door, our view

SOLUTION: obscures the lit porch that moves over one of its shallow spotlights.

PROBLEM: Meanwhile, the chef is putting ingredients and explaining the process of what he is doing and why into the pan. Once the sauce he is creating starts to come together he

SOLUTION: begins to taste her meat.

PROBLEM: Someone waits and watches, and then a poor woman passes, carrying a can wrapped in newspaper followed by a ragged old man, dragging himself along. He is shivering with cold, his shoes with holes

SOLUTION:
dripping above a basket in discarded glasses.