TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone and Little someone exchange a look. Someone

SOLUTION: looks her in the eye and goes back outside.

PROBLEM: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he

SOLUTION: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

PROBLEM: He stops by some bins, lifts the lid of one of them and takes out two paper cups. He

SOLUTION:
repeats a wince, then picks it up.