Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[A]: gets to the back of the van.


[Q]: Someone Ping executes a series of roundhouse kicks. As they face off again, someone
[A]: picks up a few leaves.


[Q]: For a moment the station wagon just sits there. Then it
[A]:
's the tutor in the shop.