You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

To remove a stuck light bulb from a lamp,
smash the bulb and pry it from the socket.

If I'm out of mod-podge, what is a substitute?
Kinetic Sand

For making an acrylic router base plate, what type of acrylic should I use?

You want to use cast sheet acrylic. Extruded acrylic is better for processing, and more durable than sheet acrylic.