TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: He only scored seven goals in 33 matches last season and now Pavel Pogrebnyak wants to change his shirt number to justify being the highest-paid striker in the Championship on £1.5million-a-year. The 31-year-old Russian has already asked club-mate and Wales international Hal Robson-Kanu if they can swap numbers next season so he can wear the traditional goalscorer's No 9 rather than No 7 to bring himself a change of luck. Pogrebnyak has seen his career nosedive since he joined Reading in 2012 when they were a Premier League club. Since then, The Royals have been relegated and finished only 19th in The Championship last season. Even so, he continues to collect a wage the club claims to be £30,000-a-week - more than what former Spurs and England striker Darren Bent will be getting at Derby County.Pavel Pogrebnyak scored just seven goals in 33 matches last seasonHe is the Championship's highest-paid striker on £1.5m per yearPogrebnyak asked Hal Robson-Kanu if he can swap shirt numbers with him 
 Question:'I've already agreed a trade-in with Hal Robson-_ who played at No 9 (last season), while I was number seven,' said Pogrebnyak.

SOLUTION: Pavel Pogrebnyak

PROBLEM: New York (CNN) The Turkish government on Friday moved to seize assets belonging to a gold trader who, a day earlier, testified in US federal court that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan helped Iran evade sanctions. Reza Zarrab, an Iranian-Turkish gold trader currently testifying in a New York criminal trial, is now under investigation by the Terror and Organized Crime Bureau of the Istanbul Public Prosecutor's Office, according to Turkey's state-run Anadolu News Agency. Friday, the Turkish law enforcement agency decided to confiscate property that belongs to Zarrab and his relatives, the news agency said. Zarrab is married to the Turkish pop-folk singer Ebru Gündeş. Zarrab is being investigated for risking the security of the Republic of Turkey and aiding a foreign state.Turkish-Iranian gold trader Reza Zarrab has been testifying in US federal courtHe accused the Turkish President of helping to launder funds for Iran 
 Question:Zarrab has pleaded guilty to bank fraud and money laundering, admitted to running the international scheme, and is now testifying against a _ banker on trial.

SOLUTION: New York

PROBLEM: Saturday Night Live pushed the envelope this week with a parody of a car commercial that had a young girl joining ISIS, and not the US Army, at the end. The segment was laid out the same as the recent My Bold Dad spot in which a father tearfully drops off his daughter to join the military in his Toyota Camry. The spot that first aired during the 2015 Super Bowl and was seen as a touching look at what it is like to say goodbye for those that have family members in the service. In this version however, the father, played by Taran Killam, dropped off his daughter, played by Dakota Johnson, and as he tearfully said goodbye she says to him; 'Dad, it's just ISIS.'Saturday Night Live made a parody of a Toyota Camry commercial in which a young girl is driven to the airport by her father to head off to the armyIn the SNL version the young girl, played by host Dakota Johnson, hops on a truck with members of ISIS and an Islamic State flag on the sideShe tells her father, 'Dad, it's just ISIS,' as she walks away, and then as she drives off a man yells 'Death to America!'Many on social media were outraged, calling the show 'depraved,' while others found it 'hilarious'This comes the same week that three British girls and four Canadians, all teenagers, are believed to have run off to join ISIS 
 Question:Canada this week also said that they believe four missing teenagers may have traveled to be in _.

SOLUTION:
Saturday Night Live