Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone
Example Output: rolls off his penguin.

Example Input: Different people are featured riding down the slope on inner tubes. A close up of a girls face while she
Example Output: snowboards around a embankment.

Example Input: As someone moves on someone hands him a shot. He
Example Output:
checks a number under his clock.