Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: They abandon the car and run off into the dense surrounding woodland. Someone
Example Output: leans on the rail.

Example Input: Water pours in beneath the door. He
Example Output: finds someone is standing beside the river.

Example Input: Another man shaves his face that is covered with shaving cream. The man
Example Output:
applies butter to wax on his leg.