Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A man is standing outside in front of two machines placed on the concrete. He
kisses a little tanned man in baggy sleeve denim shorts.

His rucksack on his back he secretly leaves someone's house. He
gazes up at the rumpled cleaners under the mattress, then faces them again.

He pulls out someone, bound to a stretcher. Someone

stands and faces someone, who stares at the headwaiter.