Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The troopers shoot blasters at someone as they speed closer. Someone
Example Output: leans out of the station platform and gets out, jumping off the bar.

Example Input: As one of the giants picks up the box, someone taps his spear against the floor. The bodies of the guards and the slain frost giants
Example Output: stalks up the back of the giants towards someone.

Example Input: At night, the guys follow someone to his front door. Inside, he
Example Output:
shuts the door behind her.