Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain
Example Output: looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

Example Input: The lady puts a paste on a window glass. The lady
Example Output: takes the shirt away and inserts the stem into the container.

Example Input: He chucks his suit carrier into the luggage rack. He
Example Output:
thoughtfully rolls up his ear.