Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He closes the door behind her. She
watches someone head to the front door.

He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone
he fiddles with his leg bleeding.

The gate opens and the teams steps forward. One after the other, they

break apart and clap toward another team.