TASK DEFINITION: Classify the given tweet into the three categories: (1) 'Hate Speech', (2) 'Offensive' and (3) 'Neither'. 'Hate Speech' is kind of a threating statement or sometimes include call for violence while 'offensive' statement just offensds someone. 'Neither' is when it doesn't fall into Hate Speech or Offensive category.
PROBLEM: Do birds have dongs? How do they mate? Help me, I'm an adult who doesn't know how animal sex works!!!

SOLUTION: Neither

PROBLEM: "@metroadlib: colored contacts in your eyes?
blinders on mine.
cause i can't see you at all." Lmao

SOLUTION: Neither

PROBLEM: @ramaxe1965 dubya hates todays teabagger movement.

SOLUTION:
Neither