TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: So this is it, the end of the tale, the final full stop. To a beautiful patch of sand by the sacred Banjar river, with Mark’s family, and his elephant and a handful of his ashes. God, he would have loved this. His daughter, Ayesha, sister Annabel and assorted adoring nieces and nephews. Plus Aditya Patankar, his great old mucker. And Tara, of course, the 60-year-old pachyderm and second great love of his life after Ayesha. At this very moment, in the violet-tinged gloaming, Tara is attempting to eat the wreath of flowers hanging from her mighty neck. Mark’s ashes came with Annabel, via plane and car. The old-fashioned way, you might say, nearly 5,000 miles from rain-lashed England to soft-dusked Madhya Pradesh.Mark Shand died in 2014 after hitting his head on a New York pavementDeath was moments after he raised more than $1m for Elephant FamilyHalf his ashes scattered over The Laines, Sussex and half will be in IndiaMoney raised on Travels To My Elephant will go towards saving the ellies 
 Question:Then suddenly, as Ayesha throws the ashes into the air, _ becomes utterly still, as if she knows what’s going on.

SOLUTION: Banjar

PROBLEM: Leeds president Massimo Cellino insists he had nothing to do with the events that led to six players pulling out of Saturday's match against Charlton. Mirco Antenucci, Giuseppe Bellusci, Dario Del Fabro, Marco Silvestri, Souleymane Doukara and Edgar Cani withdrew from the squad on the eve of the trip to The Valley citing injuries, prompting some accusations that the players had gone 'on strike'. The club released a statement on Sunday evening looking to draw a line under the controversy which read: 'Leeds United Football Club wants to clarify that during the days leading up to the away Championship fixture at Charlton Athletic on Saturday April 17 that six first-team players suffered injuries.'Six Leeds players withdrew from squad for Saturday's match with CharltonManager Neil Redfearn described the events as 'freakish' ahead of defeatFormer Leeds captain Trevor Cherry says it is 'disgraceful' behaviourClub president Massimo Cellino insists he had nothing to do with the eventsRedfearn's side suffered a 2-1 Championship defeat to Charlton 
 Question:The withdrawals, including Souleymane Doukara's, are the latest incident in another turbulent period at _.

SOLUTION: Massimo Cellino

PROBLEM: (WIRED) -- In an effort to streamline and simplify the maturity ratings of software in mobile app stores, CTIA, the international wireless industry association, yesterday proposed a ratings system that store owners could voluntarily adopt. Google and Apple basically told the CTIA to stuff it -- they're sticking with their own rating schemes. "We've put a lot of effort into Android Market's rating system, which now works well globally," Google spokesman Christopher Katsaros said in a statement. "While we support other systems, we think it's best for Android users and developers to stick with Android's existing ratings." Apple, too, has outlined its app review guidelines in extensive detail, but has not publicly commented on the CTIA app rating issue.CTIA proposes an app rating system to streamline maturity ratingsGoogle spokesman says Android will stick with the market's current rating systemIn its App Store, Apple provides an age rating ranging from 4+ to 17+ 
 Question:However, outlines for the ratings are provided in _'s Android Market support forum.

SOLUTION:
WIRED