TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Oh Gawd, not more kitchen scenes! After the Milibands’ two-kitchens saga, last night the BBC took us to David Cameron’s constituency kitchen in Oxfordshire in the latest example of ‘Hello’ television political coverage. It was there that the PM announced that he might not look for a third term in Downing Street. Er, might be worth waiting until you’ve won a second one before you start talking about a third, comrade. Scroll down for videos 1. Ceiling lights, £22 each, Ikea – From ‘Foto Pendant’ range. 2. Sage by Heston Blumenthal's Nutri-Juicer Pro, £299, johnlewis.com. Looks well-used as components are scattered throughout kitchen. 3. Sonos Play 3 speaker, £249, currys.co.uk - This lets the Camerons play their music devices in any room in the house. 4. Oxo Good Grips salad spinner, £15, johnlewis.com. 5. Galbani mozarella, £1.35, ocado – They obviously have a taste for the Med. 6. Prosciutto di Parma, £4.99, ocado. 7. Watercress salad, £1.99, ocado. 8. Iceberg lettuce, 60p, ocadoDavid Cameron invited the cameras into his Oxfordshire home before announcing that he may not do a third termPrime Minister interviewed on camera alongside wife Samantha as lunch was prepared in his constituency kitchenItems spotted in his country kitchen include Ikea lighting, music speakers, bread maker and a ceramic butler sinkRange of leafy salad also found on worktop, alongside salad spinner, food processor and 'Calm down dear' sign 
 Question:The slinky _, looking as though she was just out of some foam-scented bath, wandered towards the cooking area in a loose-fitting lumberjack shirt and announced that her husband was ‘definitely the best man for the job’.

SOLUTION: Gawd

PROBLEM: Southampton will not deny Morgan Schneiderlin to chance to join Manchester United but Ronald Koeman has warned that he will not leave on the cheap. United have offered £20million for Schneiderlin and been told to come back with a fee closer to £30m if they are serious about landing the France midfielder. 'Every player has his price and we have a good experience of selling players,' said Koeman. 'If there is interest in Morgan Schneiderlin, then okay, but it has to be at a price that the club wants. 'He is one of the key players of our team. He is an international player. But I don’t think that is a problem for Man United.'Manchester United had Morgan Schneiderlin bid rejected two weeks agoRonald Koeman confirmed Southampton dismissed bid as not 'serious'United's offer is thought to worth £20million for France internationalSchneiderlin missed pre-season training on Monday through illnessKoeman also confirmed interest in Twente defender Cuco Martina 
 Question:Koeman said: 'Two weeks ago we had a bid from _.

SOLUTION: Southampton

PROBLEM: Jose Aldo has insisted he is ready to face Conor McGregor - and is prepared to travel to Ireland. The UFC featherweight champion was forced to pull out of his fight with the Dubliner at less than three weeks notice after suffering a rib injury. In his absence, McGregor won the interim version of the title by stopping Chad Mendes in the second round at UFC 189 in Las Vegas. But Aldo did not see anything at the MGM Grand that swayed him from believing he can beat the Irishman in a fight expected to take place later this year.Jose Aldo insists he's ready to face rival Conor McGregor after his injuryThe Brazilian also stated he's happy to travel to Ireland for the fightAldo criticised UFC president Dana White after his recent comments 
 Question:The _ are a private company, and we’re all under contract.

SOLUTION:
Jose Aldo