Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone looks even more miserable. He
Example Output: picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.

Example Input: The man puts one arm behind his back and adjusts himself to try and pick the bottle up with his mouth. The man then
Example Output: takes two slices of the ceramic cup.

Example Input: A woman is sweeping the floor in a casino. The lights
Example Output:
are all in the room.