Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards

A: carries the lug butts into the car.
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Q: We see the intro screen on a blue background. We then

A: see the gopro ending title screen.
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Q: He pumps his arms to the beat of the cheers. As someone

A:
pushes himself up onto a diving board someone grabs his shirt.
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