In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Q: Vladimir Putin is 'alive' but 'neutralised' as shadowy security chiefs stage a stealthy coup in Moscow, it was claimed last night. Former FSB chief Nikolai Patrushev was behind the plot, claimed chairman of the pro-Kremlin national Islamic Committee, Geydar Dzhemal. There have been no confirmed sightings of Putin for nine days, while in the febrile atmosphere engulfing Moscow a convoy of large trucks parked outside the Kremlin fueled rumours of a flit by the president. Scroll down for video Russian president Vladimir Putin has not been seen in public for the past nine days fueling coup rumours Putin, left, supposedly met the chairman of the supreme court Vyacheslav Lebedev, right, on Friday, however, it is now thought the video footage released by Putin loyalists may have been several years oldVladimir Putin is supposed to hold public meetings on MondayThe Russian leader has not been seen in public for the past nine daysPutin reportedly met the head of the Supreme Court on Friday for talksHowever, the video is now believed to have been taken from file footage 
 Question:'I think that Putin is neutralised at the moment, but of course, he is alive,' said _, seen as a Kremlin loyalist.

A: Vladimir Putin
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Q: Beijing (CNN) Nationalist sentiment has swept China in the wake of last week's international tribunal ruling over the South China Sea, with protests targeting KFC, Apple and Filipino fruit. But the Chinese government has had enough, telling protestors through the the state-run People's Daily newspaper Wednesday that they are being "irrational and disruptive." On July 12, the Permanent Court of Arbitration in the Hague ruled overwhelmingly in favor of the Philippines, saying there was no legal basis for China's claim to a large part of the South China Sea. China strongly rejected the decision. In the week after the ruling, videos and pictures of nationalists boycotting U.S. food chains -- the ultimate U.S. symbol in their eyes -- have been posted on social media in several Chinese cities.KFC, Apple targeted after South China Sea court verdictThe People's Daily calls for "rational patriotism" 
 Question:Analysts say the ruling has sparked an outburst of nationalism among _.

A: Beijing
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Q: Last week it looked as though the Balkans would be plunged into conflict once again after two newly formed 'micro states' clashed over a strip of unclaimed 'no man's land'. Admittedly the war of words bore little resemblance to the strife which has torn apart this often restive corner of Europe down the centuries. The Kingdom of Enclava had claimed a patch of territory by the Serbian border - unaware the land had already been staked out a month before by the Principality of Celestinia. Celestinian interim chancellor of foreign affairs Endre Jos, a 39-year-old IT technician, said of the Enclavans: 'If they try to settle there, we will be there, destroying their game.'Kingdom of Enclava claimed patch of territory on Croatia-Serbia border - unaware it had already been staked out by Principality of CelestiniaCelestinia threatened to 'destroy' rival's 'game' in bitter territorial disputeBut Enclavans, from Poland, and Celestinians, from Hungary, have agreed to share 0.3 km sq patch by the Danube - same area as 43 football pitchesCelestinian spokesman: 'Encalvans are friendly, peace and freedom-loving people. I think we can work together and they are Polish, ergo brothers' 
 Question:'Currently we have 134 citizens and thousands of people interested in receiving _ citizenship.

A:
Balkans
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