Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He shoves someone off the mat. Someone nervously
Example Output: shuts the door lock.

Example Input: Someone grabs her friend's arm. Someone
Example Output: lights her smile and shoots an uncomfortable look at their faces.

Example Input: Someone and some orphan boys step a pace with someone as well. They
Example Output:
move to the bedroom window.