Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The camera pans out as a baton twirler wearing a blue and silver costume enters the stage spins and poses. The baton twirler
flips back several times and celebrates with his arms up and polishing.

Someone shakes her head sadly, then suddenly looks up. Someone
turns her head to someone.

Someone pulls a lever under his chair. It rises up, so he

falls flat on his stomach.