Craft one correct answer to the question given in input. To make it more interesting, try to use non-stereotypical language if possible. Make sure your correct answer is reasonably long, consistent with the context, and requires common sense (instead of explicit extraction from the context.) In your answer, use as few words as possible from the given context. Use a response that is uncommon/non-stereotypical, so that it is less predictable. To be less repetitive, please vary your language for each question.
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Question: Context: One might say that I ' m being all Raj Thackeray - ish ( or 90 's Bal Thackeray - ish ) but the Marathi manoos of today has got to err on the side of caution these days . Maybe this is what is called overkill or what being cranky and nitpicky is all about - or all of the above . NB : Given the absurdity of statements one gets to hear these days , I unfortunately find it necessary to clarify that I am actually kidding . If you ca n't joke about religion , what can you joke about ?. 
Question: Why does the speaker feel the need to clarify that they are only joking ?

Answer: Religion is a sensitive topic and they do n't want to give anyone the wrong idea that they are making fun of it.


Question: Context: I did n't suffer through the horrible blisters as a child like Ivy has . I did n't have symptoms until I was in my late teens and for me it was only on my hands and feet , yet that was bad enough . I am very lucky because for me it was an isolated problem , not part of a larger , nastier more life shattering illness , and at the moment , it has all but gone away . Yep , I am very lucky , unlike little Ivy who suffers horribly from these nasty itchy , burning blisters that take off layers and layers of skin . 
Question: What may be a plausible fact about the disease I contracted ?

Answer: It was relatively minor compaired to the version of the disease that Ivy contracted .


Question: Context: Good day . I fell asleep in the car and Rusty kept drifting to the rumble strip and I 'd wake up and be scared . Sunday night could have been better . We tried to go to sleep around 1 0r 2 but the other boys were playing Call of Duty in the living room and it was turned up to lound and they were cackling like wild monkies . 
Question: What may happen if the car did n't touch the rumblers in the road ?

Answer:
We would have crashed .