Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone spots a news van. In a store, someone

A: swerves back into the tunnel.
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Q: He gets a hammer and begins to nail it in place and then he cuts off the excess. He

A: surfs before a small piece of paint and instructions on how to paint a stump.
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Q: Someone sees someone, who walks out. Someone

A:
shakes her hips and hops on the pavement.
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