TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The girl then puts her hair up into a pony tail and wraps her hair around to make a pun. She

SOLUTION: finishes drying her hair and kisses it.

PROBLEM: Someone is seeing the kiss from across the room and walks off angrily. Someone

SOLUTION: look away, as someone is seen through his book.

PROBLEM: It swings open revealing a stunned someone on her cellphone. She

SOLUTION:
kick at someone in the cloisters.