Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He and someone exchange looks as the latter strides up the pretty long haired woman, someone. He
Example Output: starts to kiss her friend but she grabs someone in the head.

Example Input: Someone holds up a check. Another leaf
Example Output: trails from his palm.

Example Input: A close up of drinks are shown that leads into a woman speaking to the camera. The woman
Example Output:
begins to set up christmas ingredients and takes a drink while speaking to the camera.