Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone glances up and across the room. As he walks away from the door, our view

A: obscures the lit porch that moves over one of its shallow spotlights.
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Q: He follows it into the woods. Someone

A: licks her fingertip and looks around at the dog.
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Q: He then stares at the shaver on his table, picking it up. The man

A:
puts on a headset.
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