TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone looks even more miserable. He

SOLUTION: picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.

PROBLEM: He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He

SOLUTION: spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

PROBLEM: They hurry to greet her. At the party, someone

SOLUTION:
receives a message for amon speed.