You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: What can I use for pressure to glue things together if I don't have any clamps?

Output: You can use a stapler or tape measure for pressure to glue things together if you don't have any clamps.


Input: Consider Input: How to make a pencil holder with toilet paper rolls.

Output: Paint a tissue box in yellow color and let it dry completely. Place the empty toilet paper rolls inside. Make sure they fit in the box loosely. Use your creativity to decorate the outside of the box with all the beautiful and colorful ornaments that you have. Place the box on your desk and enjoy!


Input: Consider Input: how do you bribe someone?


Output: offer them something for no reason.