TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Sen. Kelly somply doesn't want the state to pay for the work of the church caring for the least of these.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: You poor victim.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: They were actually a very nice couple in over their head with a misbehaving dog they didn't know how to train. I know this because I actually spoke to them and had a conversation instead of just peeing my pants in fear and blasting away at everything that moved around me.

I didn't even feel the need to draw my bear spray actually.

SOLUTION:
Yes