Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

After being taped, several red glitter bows are placed on top of the wrapping paper. On the counter,
begins the cake and cut pieces of green paper.

Kneeling, someone fires a rocket. He
keeps downward, his skull vanishing in a lazy cloud.

Later still, he paddles out past a stone jetty. At her house, someone

clutches a stack of the adhesive and proceeds to examine it.