TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone

SOLUTION: 's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

PROBLEM: There are several people swimming in the pool. One person

SOLUTION: is walking up the side of the pool smoking a ball.

PROBLEM: Across the station, the station inspector lifts his head. The station inspector

SOLUTION:
peers down into a front room, as it sits on a desk in front of him.