Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The walk behind a shrub and turn around. They
begin at the audience and the men practice rendition.

The lady spins the hula hoop on her arm. A man
spins on hula hoops.

He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He

spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.