Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Back at someone's apartment, someone sits on the sofa, ready for bed. He
Example Output: cradled back, and shuts the door behind her.

Example Input: He braces himself with both arms as he walks his legs up the side of the barn and eases deeper inside. Outside, someone
Example Output: dons a mustached patient who holds a corpse in his hand.

Example Input: The italian delegate is speaking. Someone
Example Output:
is a cocky shrug.