You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: To soothe a colicy baby,

Output: put it in it's crib to cry it out.


Input: Consider Input: To keep skunks from coming onto your property.

Output: Buy some human urine from the store and spray it all over the edges of your property line.


Input: Consider Input: What will you need to paint a coffin?


Output: You will need crayola crayons.