TASK DEFINITION: The task is to generate text based of an event. For the given event, there will be a person who does the action in the event (usually PersonX). Your task is to write that persons emotional reaction to the event, i.e. how that person feels after doing the action.
PROBLEM: PersonX goes the way of the dodo

SOLUTION: nothing

PROBLEM: PersonX goes out of PersonX's way

SOLUTION: little

PROBLEM: PersonX takes the pee

SOLUTION:
inquisitive