Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He catches a bag in a web, hitting someone who spins around and tosses some more. Someone
Example Output: pulls out a chair.

Example Input: He leans into the mic. Grinning he
Example Output: starts to walk into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.

Example Input: Someone lies awake, his face buried in his pillow. The competitors
Example Output:
watch as he stands motionless and gazes sideways at the boy's bruised head.