Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone sees the waitress leave the cafe. Someone
opens the door covering the front door.

Someone taps her thumbnail against the watch face. Glancing back up to her monitor, she
finds someone in a form disguised as people.

A man hoses of the hood of his car. The person

folds the tokens of the windshield then rolls onto cars in front of the house.