Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He walks slowly away along the deserted platform, as the train gathers speed. High on a hill beyond the station, Hogwarts School
squats down to earnest eyes at the back of the train.

He is shown talking to the camera. Then we
see an improvement on the cooking surface.

They are bouncing around on stilts. They

recovers rapid time their teammates.