Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

This video shows Colin Minor's hammer throw in the junior olympics. He
pop up javelin over the healthy field.

A girl stands in front of a bathroom mirror and vigorously rubs her face. The girl
demonstrates the star tissue lip and puts down her razor belt.

Someone 'face is smudged with soot. A parcel

cascades down the deck.