Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She stops in her tracks and grins. Someone
Example Output: shakes someone's hair.

Example Input: Men are talking on the phone and laughing. men
Example Output: are playing pool on a bridge.

Example Input: He slaps someone's shoulder. Rising from his chair, someone
Example Output:
opens the bedroom door but enters.