TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Like his previous encounter against Slaven Bilic; Newcastle manager Steve McClaren ended Monday night a loser. The last time the managerial duo clashed, England's hopes of qualifying for Euro 2008 were ended by Croatia as McClaren suffered the most humiliating night of his career at Wembley. This time, Bilic had his number again; the Hammers cruising to victory over hapless Newcastle. Ratings by Adam Shergold That fateful night in November 2007 coined the phrase 'Wally with the Brolly'. At least the heavy rain that had engulfed east London subsided before kick off. If not; then McClaren may have faced another raft of embarrassing puns on Tuesday morning.West Ham summer signing Dimitri Payet opened the scoring in the ninth minute during Upton Park fixturePayet doubled his side's lead shortly after the half-time interval to pile more misery on NewcastleNewcastle remain in the bottom three after failing to win any of their five Premier League gamesSteve McClaren came up against Slaven Bilic for the first time since his England side were beaten by CroatiaSubstitute Andy Carroll made his first West Ham appearance since February 11, 2015 
 Question:If before the game the talk was about McClaren versus Bilic, then by the final whistle _ was the only name on supporters' lips.

SOLUTION: Slaven Bilic

PROBLEM: Greece is in crisis. It has asked for a new bailout programme, banks are shut, the stock exchange shut and it owes creditors €1.6billion, with a deadline of this evening. Months of negotiations over its mammoth €271billion debt have failed to produce an agreement and has left the country in turmoil. Now, one plucky Londoner has set up a crowdfunding page in a bid to keep the country afloat. It aims to raise €1.6billion – and at the time of writing, more than €150,000 has been raised from nearly 10,000 kind-hearted people wanting to help. The page has had 80,000 shares on social media website Facebook and 17,000 on Twitter – with numbers surging each hour.Crowdfunding website grows in traction and people look to help GreeceOne donated €5,000 to the cause - with nearly 10,000 people donatingCrowdfunding page set up by a London shoe shop worker 
 Question:He said: 'All products would be sourced from Greece, made in _ and sent from Greece.'

SOLUTION: Londoner

PROBLEM: George Osborne today vowed Britain has 'a number of contingency plans' in place to help Britons in Greece over fears they could be left without access to money. With Greek banks reported to be running low on euro notes, the Chancellor was challenged in the Commons over Treasury plans to fly a plane load of euro notes to help British pensioners and tourists faced with empty cash machines. Mr Osborne told MPs the government has devised emergency proposals to respond to the Greek crisis but 'hope we don't have to put them into operation'. It came as travellers were told to pack enough medicines for their entire holidays amid reports of a shortage of medical supplies.Chancellor challenged over Treasury plan to provide banknotes to BritonsWarned the Greek crisis 'risks going from bad to worse' after referendumTravellers told they must pack enough medicines for their whole holidayDavid Cameron held crisis talks this morning in the wake of the resultBritish tourists told to stockpile cash as Greek banks will remain closed 
 Question:'Meanwhile, here in _ we must redouble our efforts to put our house in order.'

SOLUTION:
George Osborne