Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone searches in the drawer. Someone
Example Output: rips the door open.

Example Input: The walk behind a shrub and turn around. They
Example Output: begin at the audience and the men practice rendition.

Example Input: Someone topples falling face first on the floor. At the cottage, someone
Example Output:
reapers in agony as the people in their windows pierce a tiny suv.