Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A barber is combing and shaving the hair of a man in a seat. They

A: is his hair stylist.
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Q: Someone continues, making slow progress. Now, she

A: stumbles out of their rooms.
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Q: Someone glances down the rails at an oncoming train then at the automaton. He

A:
adjusts the strip of paper and studies the drill.
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