Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He pretends to gnaw on one. He
Example Output: beats her arm on their leg.

Example Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure
Example Output: leaps over his ladder.

Example Input: A Baby Bjorn Baby Sling box shows a couple beaming at each other. Someone
Example Output:
points her finger at the pinata and shakes.