In this task, you are given two natural language statements with similar wording. You must choose the statement that makes less sense based on common sense knowledge. A '
' separates the statements. Use "first" or "second" to indicate which sentence makes less sense.

remember to bring an apron to protect your clothes
remember to bring a bikini to protect your clothes
second

I kissed my desk on its lips.
I kissed my wife on her lips.
first

This sentence is neutral.
This sentence is false.

second