TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Now, the tv screen fills with people's ecstatically happy faces. Someone

SOLUTION: see the ending screen.

PROBLEM: People are walking on the sidewalk in front of the slack line. A person

SOLUTION: presents a pumpkin with different tools.

PROBLEM: Behind him, someone checks her clock. Someone

SOLUTION:
pops a horrified cedar.