Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She uses several different methods to cross them. She
Example Output: completes her high jump.

Example Input: There is a close up of the hands. He
Example Output: chases again, turning the key, shoves it in, so does the foot, but blissfully pushes it back down.

Example Input: Someone runs out onto his porch as the Honda speeds away. Someone
Example Output:
wrenches his gun from someone's shoulder.