TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Like his previous encounter against Slaven Bilic; Newcastle manager Steve McClaren ended Monday night a loser. The last time the managerial duo clashed, England's hopes of qualifying for Euro 2008 were ended by Croatia as McClaren suffered the most humiliating night of his career at Wembley. This time, Bilic had his number again; the Hammers cruising to victory over hapless Newcastle. Ratings by Adam Shergold That fateful night in November 2007 coined the phrase 'Wally with the Brolly'. At least the heavy rain that had engulfed east London subsided before kick off. If not; then McClaren may have faced another raft of embarrassing puns on Tuesday morning.West Ham summer signing Dimitri Payet opened the scoring in the ninth minute during Upton Park fixturePayet doubled his side's lead shortly after the half-time interval to pile more misery on NewcastleNewcastle remain in the bottom three after failing to win any of their five Premier League gamesSteve McClaren came up against Slaven Bilic for the first time since his England side were beaten by CroatiaSubstitute Andy Carroll made his first West Ham appearance since February 11, 2015 
 Question:If before the game the talk was about McClaren versus Bilic, then by the final whistle _ was the only name on supporters' lips.

SOLUTION: Slaven Bilic

PROBLEM: Beijing (CNN) China -- North Korea's only global ally and biggest trading partner -- has put on a stoic face since Pyongyang successfully conducted its sixth nuclear test Sunday. President Xi Jinping didn't mention his country's unruly neighbor at all in his closing address at the BRICS summit of emerging economies Tuesday, or in earlier speeches, although a communique issued by the group expressed deep concern and called for the crisis to be settled peacefully. But the test of a hydrogen bomb couldn't have sat well with China's leader. It's the third time in one year that North Korea has overshadowed a major Chinese event -- previous missile tests coincided with the unveiling of Xi's global economic blueprint at his Belt and Road summit in May and the G20, which China hosted last September.Voices in China diverging from official line on North Korea policyNuclear test seen as an embarrassment to Xi JinpingXi makes no reference to North Korea in closing summit speech 
 Question:"But if it hopes to see _ resolve the issue, it simply won't work," he added.

SOLUTION: Beijing

PROBLEM: Washington (CNN) Federal investigators exploring whether Donald Trump's campaign colluded with Russian spies have seized on Trump and his associates' financial ties to Russia as one of the most fertile avenues for moving their probe forward, according to people familiar with the investigation. The web of financial ties could offer a more concrete path toward potential prosecution than the broader and murkier questions of collusion in the 2016 campaign, these sources said. One year after the FBI opened an investigation, the probe is now managed by special counsel Robert Mueller. Sources described an investigation that has widened to focus on possible financial crimes, some unconnected to the 2016 elections, alongside the ongoing scrutiny of possible illegal coordination with Russian spy agencies and alleged attempts by President Donald Trump and others to obstruct the FBI investigation. Even investigative leads that have nothing to do with Russia but involve Trump associates are being referred to the special counsel to encourage subjects of the investigation to cooperate, according to two law enforcement sources.Sources described an investigation that has widened to focus on possible financial crimesThe increased financial focus hasn't gone unnoticed by President Donald Trump 
 Question:They've combed through the list of shell companies and buyers of Trump-branded real estate properties and scrutinized the roster of tenants at _ reaching back more than a half-dozen years.

SOLUTION:
Washington