TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of obscenity. If the comment is obscene output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Don't forget to watch this tonight (4-14-16) at 6:30pm on KTUU.
Alaska Gov. Bill Walker will deliver a 15-minute “state of the budget” speech on KTUU Channel 2 on Thursday evening.
Walker’s speech, at 6:30 p.m., will be followed by two five-minute responses — one from a member of the Legislature’s Republican-led majorities and another from a member of the Democratic-led minorities.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: What the fuck? Did I really just read this gross shit from a news paper and not a gore porn site? Only in Portland would someone write as if sniffing their own blood farts and loving the smell and then some other asshole prints the story as if it had any journalistic merit or value to society.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: GCI can't wait to get their grubby paws on the Permanent Fund. It's pretty sickening.

SOLUTION:
Yes