Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone

A: trips and unfolds his hands.
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Q: Someone shakes her head sadly, then suddenly looks up. Someone

A: turns her head to someone.
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Q: He gives the ice cream to someone without comment and sidles back toward someone. Someone, drunk,

A:
sits on an easel on the roof of the room.
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