TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Formula One drivers and Jaguar haven't been the happiest bedfellows in the past, but as usual the newly crowned 2015 world champion Lewis Hamilton goes against the pack. The back-to-back British title holder's jaguar of choice Ma-Tzu, of course, has four legs instead of four wheels and calls Mexico City's Black Jaguar White Tiger Foundation home. And thanks to the sanctuary, Ma-Tzu will be around longer than F1's Jaguar Racing, which lasted from 2000 to 2004 after being formed by Ford's purchase of Jackie Stewart's and never won a race. Hamilton, who's preparing for the season's penultimate race in Brazil this weekend, says his time with Ma-Tzu was 'almost like' playing with with his beloved British bulldogs Roscoe and Coco, 'except much bigger'.Lewis Hamilton put his arm in the mouth of Brazilian jaguar Ma-TzuWorld champion visited Mexico's Black Jaguar White Tiger FoundationHe's posted images and video with the rescued big cats on social mediaThe sanctuary has named a newborn lion cub in his honour 
 Question:After finishing second to Nico Rosberg in F1's return to Mexico for the first time in 23 years, Hamilton was making furry new friends with the sanctuary's rescued residents, including Brazilian jaguar _-Tzu who was so gentle Hamilton didn't hesitate putting his hand in his mouth.

SOLUTION: Formula One

PROBLEM: Orlando (CNN) Barbara Poma didn't want to give up the gay nightclub that, for 12 years, had stood as a monument to her deceased brother. On Tuesday, she said, she realized letting the Orlando club go was the best way to keep its legacy intact. Calling it an "emotional and bittersweet day," Poma confirmed that the city of Orlando intends to buy Pulse nightclub so that it can be turned into a memorial for the 49 people killed in a June massacre. The City Council will vote Monday on whether to approve the $2.25 million purchase of the Florida nightclub, according to a statement from the city."Transaction ensures (Pulse nightclub) will be properly memorialized," owner saysIn June, a gunman claiming allegiance to ISIS killed 49 people and injured 53 more 
 Question:The nightclub was returned to _ after police conducted a weekslong investigation.

SOLUTION: Orlando

PROBLEM: Mississippi has again been named as the 'fattest' state in the United States in a troubling survey that found 83 million Americans are inactive. The study, by personal finance website WalletHub, ranked Louisiana as a close second, while Hawaii came out as the fittest - or leanest - of the 50 states. Nine out of the top 10 'fattest' states were in the South, with West Virginia, Tennessee, South Carolina, Arkansas, Kentucky and Alabama ranking from third place. A separate study, also released this week, put Mississippi in the top spot as well, claiming it is the tenth consecutive year the state has taken out the title.The top three fattest states are Mississippi, Louisiana and West VirginiaThe leanest are Hawaii, Colorado and New JerseySome 83 millions are 'inactive', the WalletHub study foundAnother survey found Mississippi has been the fattest for 10 straight years 
 Question:That study, by CalorieLab, Inc., put Colorado as the thinnest state, not _.

SOLUTION:
Mississippi