Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He makes several variations in pitch as he plays his song on the violin. When he is done he

A: plays on the piano.
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Q: He hops back down from the railing. The hotel room

A: shows the ladies locked.
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Q: He runs at the rabble, gun blazing. Someone

A:
is inadvertently knocked someone by him.
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