Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone makes his way through the crowd. He
sits down among the pedestrians, sighs, and gazes at the portrait.

He smiles and they kiss. He
gazes after her lovingly as they approach.

A man is outside dressed in a blue hoodie and burgundy pants pushing a lawn mower across a small patch of grass. As he turns, he

finishes the skiing, and begins by laying down some grass.