TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: With Angel di Maria believed to be very close to a £44million move from Manchester United to Paris Saint-Germain, the total sum of the winger's transfers is set to top the £132m mark. That would rank United flop Di Maria as the most expensive player of all time, taking into account the cumulative values of his transfers. Here, Sportsmail looks at the list of the world's priciest players, with all but two having played in the Barclays Premier League. Vitoria to Benfica £0.35m / Benfica to Chelsea £25m / Chelsea to Paris Saint-Germain £50m Brazil centre back Luiz makes the list by virtue of his huge switch to PSG last summer, commanding a record-breaking £50m fee for a defender.Angel di Maria is close to sealing his £44m move to Paris Saint-GermainThat would make him world's most expensive footballer in total transfersZlatan Ibrahimovic, Nicolas Anelka and Gareth Bale also make the listBetween them the top 10 rack up almost £1,000,000,000 in transfer feesSign-up for this season’s MailOnline Fantasy Football game 
 Question:Widely regarded as one of the Premier League's biggest flops, Veron was enough of a joke figure for rival fans at _ before Chelsea decided to commit a big fee to his signing too.

SOLUTION: Angel di Maria

PROBLEM: Lewis Hamilton began the new Formula One season in stunning fashion with a crushing qualifying performance to grab the fourth pole position of his career for the Australian Grand Prix. It is clear that after a dominant 2014 from Mercedes they will again be the team to beat in 2015 as reigning champion Hamilton blasted his way to top spot on the grid at Melbourne's Albert Park, putting even team-mate Nico Rosberg in the shade. Hamilton finished with a lap of one minute 26.327secs, a staggering 0.6secs clear of Rosberg as Mercedes locked out the front row, with Williams' Felipe Massa the best of the rest, but 1.4secs down on the 30-year-old Briton.Lewis Hamilton will start Sunday's Australian Grand Prix from poleHe was over half-a-second quicker than Nico Rosberg in qualifyingMercedes secure front-row lockout with Felipe Massa 3rd in his WilliamsBut Jenson Button and Kevin Magnussen are eliminated from Q1 and they will start on LAST row of the grid for McLaren in Melbourne 
 Question:So, with 10 minutes to go until the start of qualifying, why not catch up on the very latest news from Melbourne, starting with Hamilton and his hope that he will be remembered as a legend when he retires from _.

SOLUTION: Lewis Hamilton

PROBLEM: A New York store owner who in one year bought 16 winning lottery tickets got them all at his own store. Armand Paganelli has won more lottery jackpots than any other New Yorker including one for $625,000, one for $250,000, and another one for $25,000 all between 2013 and 2014. Paganelli who owns Mt. Carmel Pharmacyhad the tickets in stock so he didn't need to travel to buy them. According to the New York Post, Paganelli has won more jackpots than anyone else in the state of New York since January 2011. Paganelli's wife Janice cashed in all of her husband’s tickets from his store on East 187th Street, though she isn't a fan of gambling.Bronx store owner Armand Paganelli has won more lottery jackpots than any other New YorkerPaganelli who owns Mt. Carmel Pharmacy on East 187th Street had the tickets in stock so he didn't need to travel to buy themHe won one jackpot of $625,000, one for $250,000, and another one for $25,000 all between 2013 and 2014 
 Question:Some may call the _'s lucky but Armand Paganelli says he merely buys a lot of tickets.

SOLUTION:
New York