Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone and someone eats soup served on trays as they watch Oprah. Someone starts to salt his, but someone

A: throws him at the counter.
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Q: The camera slides across the floor and tips on its side. Someone

A: reaches up and lifts the bottle.
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Q: Someone reaches for a box. Someone

A:
places the push card on someone, holding someone.
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