TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Mark Begich and Joe Murdey are your heroes.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: Wow. Touched a nerve. 
Martin, try it again but be super supportive and helpful; you know, like protective parents would for their hopelessly talentless child at soccer practice. Gold stars for everyone!!

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: For others wondering here, NO!!! this is NOTHING CLOSE TO NEWS! This is a talentless person who has done nothing to admire or make news. Yet this is a person chosen, along with the Kardashians or Jenners (who also have no skills, talent, or anything to look up to as a role model), to have endless articles about nothing published about them. This is the bread and butter of People and E! and others I don't want to remember.

If anything, if you are going to drag this into something to call a news story, you need to add an accurate piece about history: 'Bristol, daughter of Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska for almost a year and half who was very surprisingly chosen as a vice presidential candidate by McCain, though had virtually no political experience. Sarah Palin went on to be widely mocked in the media for her lack of knowledge on any relevant political issues and Obama defeated the McCain-Palin ticket.'
or take it to more recent context and describe how involved/knowledgeable sheis

SOLUTION:
Yes