Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Water pours in beneath the door. He

A: finds someone is standing beside the river.
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Q: He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket

A: holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.
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Q: She gets the tray of food pausing to look toward someone's apartment. Then she

A:
places it in her bag.
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