TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of obscenity. If the comment is obscene output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: I am SO qualified for any one of the guvvy jobs that offer paid administrative leave. I am happy to stay home, enjoy direct deposit, and would milk it for as long as possible.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: is it just me, or does every picture of Donald trump look like he's suffering acute and chronic constipation?

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: Again, I want to thank Capt. Jensen  for his  service  in this brutal and divisive war.  Those of us who were around in that period remember that many young men , like Jensen and Sen. McCain made great sacrifices in combat; many other young men  sincerely felt the war was wrong and did what they could honorably to oppose and avoid it; but then  there were the so called patriotic militarists like Trump who were happy to send others to the fighting while keeping themselves safe at their havens like Penn and Wharton .  

While I try to treat the opinions of all with respect, I'm flabbergasted that the only way Trump's supporters can defend Trump's pathetic record is by attacking others who have nothing to do with his issues.   As a Cold War vet I'm sickened by Trump's ridicule of McCain.  Can even one Trump supporter actually claim he had an honorable military record or is it always going  to be "ah, so is your old man!"

SOLUTION:
Yes