Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He

A: empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.
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Q: A man stops in front of the camera and shows the back of his shirt before turning to talk to the camera. The man

A: is drying his hair with an electric razor.
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Q: Someone blasts him against the submarine. As someone attacks someone, his tail

A:
fly out to pieces.
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