Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure
Example Output: leaps over his ladder.

Example Input: She puts the dough into the oven and presses bake options. After several minutes she
Example Output: has a long slice on the cookie, continuing to put soda on a tray.

Example Input: Someone enters a hole in the side of the hull and films a door with an ornate leaded glass window. Powered by a small propeller, someone
Example Output:
stands the last few steps in.