In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Steven Whittaker has offered a ringing endorsement of the prospective managerial duo of Mark Warburton and David Weir, claiming the pair possess the perfect blend of style and substance needed to revive Rangers. Former Brentford boss Warburton is expected to be appointed early this week and ex-Rangers full-back Whittaker offers a first-hand account of why the former city trader will offer a brand of football which would excite the Ibrox fanbase. Whittaker's Norwich City were promotion rivals to the English Championship's surprise package last term and the Scotland international admits he was impressed with how successfully and expansively the west London outfit played during their first season in the second tier.Mark Warburton is expected to be appointed Rangers boss early next weekSteven Whittaker believes Warburton and David Weir can revive RangersWarburton took Brentford into the Championship play-offs last seasonFormer Rangers captain Weir was Warburton's assistant at Griffin Park 
 Question:If _ is well placed to offer a view of the type of football team Warburton can put together, he is a bona-fide expert on the qualities of his assistant.
Mark Warburton

Forget the big belly and the round face, because this year old Saint Nick has been given a sexy makeover courtesy of one very untraditional – yet unsurprisingly popular – model-turned-mall Santa. Paul Mason, a Canadian model-turned-Kris Kringle, is known as 'Fashion Santa' at Toronto's Yorkdale Mall, but unlike Saint Nicks of years past, Paul boasts a trim frame and smoldering blue eyes that have more than a few people begging to get on his naughty list this holiday season. And while a long white beard has never looked so seductive, Paul also shares Father Christmas' heart of gold.Paul Mason is a professional model who is known as 'Fashion Santa' at Toronto's Yorkdale MallThe model, who has worked in the industry for 30 years, joined forces with Yorkdale last year and appears in the mall's holiday campaignsYorkdale will donate $1 to the SickKids Foundation for every person who posts a selfie with Paul using the hashtag #YorkdaleFashionSanta 
 Question:'It’s a modern spin on the typical _ photos,' he told Yorkdale.
Saint Nick

Can they let Pep Guardiola turn up across town without a fight? Can Manchester United really afford to let Manchester City land him unopposed? It seems madness that United are going to let their bitterest rivals recruit the world's most in-demand coach, and that man is Guardiola. I know Jose Mourinho is on the market but it won't happen. United could have got him in 2013 when Sir Alex Ferguson retired but, instead, they chose David Moyes. Mourinho, clearly, made eyes at Old Trafford then but I think a Manchester United board that has Sir Bobby Charlton on it would look at the additional baggage he brings, along with the way his teams play, and look elsewhere.Pep Guardiola has decided on his future with a likely Bayern Munich exitManchester City are his expected destination with big-money deal on offerIt could see Manchester United let their rivals recruit the in-demand coachEverything about Guardiola suggests he would be the perfect fit for United 
 Question:If things continue as they have been at _, the clamour for change will grow and Ryan Giggs will come into the frame to succeed Van Gaal.

Pep Guardiola