TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: He uses scissors to trim the hair and give it a finished look. The model

SOLUTION: shows a cut line preparing for a final topic.

PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION: bends down and starts to break along the street.

PROBLEM: His eyes stray in an upward direction as he puts down the coffee cup. Someone

SOLUTION:
thrown in the gates and he runs out of a gate.