TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: insult and non-insult. Insult is any lanugage or act that is disrespectful or scornfully abusive.
PROBLEM: Comment: This thing has reported today in the citizen. Read the article. As useless and parasitic as ever. No end to these parasitic imbeciles.

SOLUTION: Insult

PROBLEM: Comment: "I made sure I had my bear bell on and bear spray with me..."   Yeah, right. Next time have a gun strapped to your back, idiot!

SOLUTION: Insult

PROBLEM: Comment: Just going off the LP website:

"Libertarians believe you should be able to opt out of Social Security and invest your money in your own personal retirement account. An account that you own and control - one that politicians can't get their hands on."

Seeing as how it will take 40+ years to cycle through all the people who have "paid into the system", are you suggesting Johnson & company would wait that long before privatizing it? Hardly. There's a reason why privitization has gone nowhere, and it's because it's a big first step towards gutting SS as well as being a big payoff to the Wallstreet casino( where gobs of former SS contributions would wind up). SS, one of the better run govt. programs, needs tweeking not gutting. This position alone is why I could never vote Libertarian.

SOLUTION:
Non-insult