Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Straddling the chair, she peers down at his face. She
Example Output: stares longingly at his dying friend.

Example Input: He kills one then heads toward the entrance of a haunted house. He
Example Output: opens and finds a shadowy form - built far wall inside.

Example Input: There crowd is cheering loudly as they stand with straw hats and umbrellas. The jockeys
Example Output:
are frozen to their audience as they are tackle by victory.