In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Q: Louis van Gaal arrived at his press conference on Thursday apologising for still being in what he called his 'work clothes'. That, however, transpired to the least of his worries. Soon after, he was embroiled in what we can politely describe as a lively exchange about the nature of his relationship with his assistant Ryan Giggs. Pictures of a rather underwhelmed Giggs at St James' Park on Wednesday and some quotes from his old friend Paul Scholes had given weight earlier in the day to some recent chatter about the United icon's thoughts on Van Gaal's style of play and indeed his own future.Ryan Giggs did not celebrate Manchester United's 1-0 win at NewcastlePaul Scholes hinted his former team-mate was not happy at being No 2Louis van Gaal reacted angrily to suggestions of a problem between pairRed Devils face Arsenal in FA Cup quarter-final on Monday eveningDutch manager believes Jonny Evans did not mean to spit at Papiss Cisse 
 Question:The _ boss gave a tetchy press conference ahead of Monday's FA Cup clash with Arsenal.

A: Louis van Gaal
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Q: The Duchess of Cambridge's decision to 'borrow' a priceless tiara belonging to the Queen Mother rather than buying a new one has confused the Chinese media, MailOnline can reveal today. Kate wore the Papyrus tiara at last night's state banquet at Buckingham Palace, which has bamboozled Chinese journalists because sharing heirlooms is so rare. Chinese news website ifeng.com told readers the Duchess, 33, first wore the Queen Mother's tiara in 2013 and were surprised she didn’t just get a new one for meeting President Xi yesterday. One article said: 'It looks like this is not the first time that she "borrowed" the tiara from the Queen' - but added glowingly: 'This made Kate’s first state banquet appearance phenomenal. We look forward to more stunning fashion from her'.Chinese media confused by Kate's need to wear Queen Mother's tiaraJournalists call British 'potato people' who 'can't drink tea properly'Obsession in China with Viscount Hood - falsely called 'Queen's butler'Britain to send TV like Sherlock in return for HS2 and nuclear power plants 
 Question:'Fish and chips is a fast food for average _ people.

A: Duchess of Cambridge
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Q: Diyarbakir, Turkey (CNN) -- The empty anchorman's chair in the small television studio said it all. Mehmet Ali Birand, Turkey's most charismatic broadcaster, writer and political commentator had passed away. Birand was in his 70s. He had been battling cancer for years. But news of his death after undergoing gallbladder surgery in hospital still came as a shock. On Thursday night, a hush settled over a bustling restaurant in Diyarbakir when a waiter turned the TV up to hear the sad announcement. Only two days before, Birand had been broadcasting from behind that same desk. His eyes sparkled. He smiled as he spoke. He always performed in front of the camera with such energy. It looked like he was popping out of his chair.Respected Turkish journalist Mehmet Ali Birand dies after operationDuring Turkey's recent history he often angered national leaders"We don't have enough freedom in criticizing" powerbrokers, he said in 2010His last published work included a plea for calm at a Kurdish demonstration 
 Question:But _ was so charming, elegant and vibrant, it's not fair to compare the veteran journalist to anyone else.

A:
Diyarbakir
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