Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Kneeling, someone fires a rocket. He
keeps downward, his skull vanishing in a lazy cloud.

Someone is overweight and finds it hard to keep up. Soaked to the skin, they
struggle through the sight of someone.

A man pours coffee into a mug. The man

takes an umbrella in coffee and pours shots into the glass.