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PROBLEM: Speaking to the media reports of a possible Special Counsel in the offing over  her  Uranium One deal to the leftist media outlet Mother Jones  the former first lady  former Secretary of State and former Democratic nominee for president said :
 Hillary Clinton  would have you believe prosecuting corruption and holding anyone accountable is something only tinpot dictatorships do.
âIf they send a signal that weâre going to be like some dictatorship  like some authoritarian regime  where political opponents are going to be unfairly  fraudulently investigated  that rips at the fabric of the contract we have  that we can trust our justice system â  Clinton  said. âIt will be incredibly demoralizing to people who have served at the Justice Department  under both Republicans and Democrats  because they know better. But it will also send a terrible signal to our country and the world that somehow we are giving up on the kind of values that we used to live by and we used to promote worldwide.â
 Hillary Clinton  has been getting away with corruption for so long  she  doesn't see  herself  as subject to the law at all. There was  her  illegal private server   her  destruction of government emails and tech machinery 'with hammers ' amounting to obstruction of justice  there was  her  collusion with Fusion GPS which took phony "opposition research" from the Russians for use in an investigation and leakfest against Donald Trump and this doesn't even cover the half of it. During  her  tenure as Secretary of State  there were classified documents mishandled (left on the dashboard of cars on overseas trips)  the Benghazi failure to protect American personnel overseas  the Benghazi talking points coverup  a missing $2 billion in financial mismanagement and more. Scroll further back and the corruption continues in the same pattern: Whitewater  the cattle futures cleanup  the missing billing records and "I don't recall." lt likely goes even further back than that with the NGOs and the Nixon investigation. Any wonder the late William Safire called her 'a congenital liar' and the number one reason voters rejected her according to a Soros group  was the public perception of her as untrustworthy?
I've got news for her: Banana republics  tinpot dictatorships  and authoritarian regimes do not prosecute big-dollar corruption among the politically connected. Going by pay-to-play rules is how they operate. That's how Mugabe in Africa and Chavistas in Venezuela and assorted characters in the Indonesia of the  Clinton  era operate. It's what makes them banana republics in the first place.
Far from the act of prosecuting corruption being a problem  as  Hillary Clinton  would have you believe  operating on pay-to-play principles and expecting to get away with it is what makes a place a tinpot regime.

SOLUTION: Hillary Clinton calls holding miscreants accountable banana

PROBLEM: LONDON —  Disgraced celebrity publicist Max Clifford  a confidante to the stars who fell from grace amid Britain's investigation of past sexual abuse   died Sunday after collapsing in prison.  He  was 74.
Once one of the most powerful figures in British entertainment   Clifford  was convicted in 2014 of eight counts of indecent assault stemming from attacks on teenagers dating back more than 40 years.
 He  was serving an 8-year prison sentence at Littlehey Prison in Cambridgeshire when  he  died  Britain's Ministry of Justice said.
Clifford was once as well known as the people  he  represented — the go-to guy for celebrities looking to limit the damage from drug problems  legal issues or declining popularity.
 His  clients included TV mogul Simon Cowell and former Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed  as well as dozens of ordinary people who found themselves in the news vortex and sought to sell their stories to the press — a common practice in Britain.
The public relations guru was arrested in December 2012 amid allegations that he lured girls as young as 14 into sex by offering them acting roles.  Clifford  immediately swung into damage-control mode  vowing to clear  his  name of the charges  some of which stemmed from the 1970s and '80s.
"The allegations in respect of which I have been charged are completely false — very upsetting  very distressing  but completely false "  he  told reporters outside  his  home at the time. "I have never indecently assaulted anyone in my life  and this will become clear during the course of the proceedings."
 Clifford  was arrested as part of an investigation called Operation Yewtree  a wide-ranging inquiry into allegations of past offenses spurred by the case of Jimmy Savile  a well-known British entertainer accused of abusing hundreds of girls and women.  He  died in 2011.
Before he was arrested   Clifford  told The Associated Press that he was receiving calls from many celebrities and entertainers who were worried they would be caught up in the widening Savile investigation.
"They're phoning me and saying  'Max  I'm worried that I'm going to be implicated ' "  Clifford  said at the time. "A lot of them can't remember what they did last week  never mind 30 or 40 years ago."
 Clifford 's daughter Louise told the Mail on Sunday that her father first collapsed on Thursday as he was trying to tidy his prison cell. He collapsed again the following day and was taken to a hospital  where suffered a heart attack.

SOLUTION: Celebrity publicist Max Clifford dies at 74 in prison

PROBLEM: With the Nats and their latest new manager back in the news  longtime play-by-play voice  Charlie Slowes  had occasion this week to reminisce about the history of Nationals managers. Which led  him  to one of  his  favorite stories about a Nats manager  one I had never heard but immediately loved.
“I guess he’d just got into his car  he’s listening to the radio or something ”  Slowes  went on. “And he rolls his window down — and he was still in full uniform! He goes  ‘I’ve got to be back so early tomorrow  why even bother changing?’
“So my thought was — as he rolls his window up and he pulls away — he’s living in an apartment building in D.C. ”  Slowes  said. “And I’m just thinking  he’s got to go in the garage and go up to his apartment. He’s doing that in full uniform? If you lived in the apartment  you’d go  ‘Hey  who’s the guy in the Frank Robinson uniform?’ ”
“I couldn’t believe that he did it  and to this day nobody else knows that story ”  Slowes  said. “I’ve told  it  to a couple people  but nobody else saw  it   so  it ’s not believable to anybody else.” But  Slowes  called  it  “one of my great memories” from  his  time with the Nats.
Meanwhile   Slowes  — who also has a history with the Tampa Bay Rays — has known new skipper Dave Martinez for 20 years  and has spoken with him frequently about his desire to get a big league managerial job.
“I’ve talked to him every year ”  Slowes  said. “I talked to him during the [Nats-Cubs] playoff series. Each year I’d see him back in Florida — because we live near each other — and he’s say  ‘I’m so ready  I’m ready to have my own team  I’m ready to manage  that’s what I want to do.’ So I knew that he interviewed when Matt Williams was hired; he was the runner-up. I knew he was considered after Matt Williams  but they decided to go with the experienced manager. I knew he interviewed for other jobs.”

SOLUTION:
That time Frank Robinson left RFK Stadium in full Nationals uniform