Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone
Example Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Example Input: He leans into the mic. Grinning he
Example Output: starts to walk into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.

Example Input: Someone lies dying beneath it. The fell - beast
Example Output:
strikes a goblin behind her.