In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

(CNN) -- Jose Mourinho, the self-appointed "Special One", was the man charged with winning the European Champions League and finally recognizing the dream of "La Decima." Instead, should he leave this summer, his epitaph will read "decimated". Just minutes after watching his Real Madrid blow its chance of an unprecedented tenth triumph in Europe's elite competition Tuesday, Mourinho was already busy plotting his escape route from the Spanish capital following his fifth semifinal defeat in seven attempts. "I want to be where people love me to be," he told ITV immediately after the game. Just quite how much love there is in Madrid for Mourinho is open for debate, but his side's 2-0 victory was not enough to earn him the opportunity to become the first man to win the competition with three different clubs.Borussia Dortmund is through to the Champions League final at WembleyGerman side beaten 2-0 on the night but go through 4-3 on aggregateKarim Benzema and Sergio Ramos were on target for Spanish championsDortmund will face either Bayern Munich or Barcelona in its first final since 1997 
 Question:For _, the tie was lost on German soil a week ago, a result which condemned Real to becoming the first team to suffer three consecutive semifinal defeats.
CNN

(CNN) A prehistoric crocodile once roamed the shallow seas of the Middle Jurassic period, crushing prey with its massive jaw and blunt teeth. A British heavy metal icon once roamed the world's stages, piercing his audience's eardrums with his distorted Rickenbacker bass. Thanks to a newly published scientific discovery, the duo is now bound by a name. Lemmysuchus obtusidens: "Absolute monster' Lemmysuchus obtusidens was unveiled in the Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society earlier this week, after a team of international scientists led by University of Edinburgh paleontologist Michela Johnson found that a prehistoric teleosaur specimen at London's Natural History Museum (NHM) had been misidentified for more than 100 years.A team of scientists with a penchant for hard rock wanted to pay homage to an icon"He was this big old nasty thing": the prehistoric crocodile, that is. 
 Question:_ isn't the first musician to have a fossil named after him.
Middle Jurassic

A toddler was struck and killed by his teen uncle who was driving while under the influence, according to police. Two-year-old Landen Martin ran behind the vehicle as his uncle was attempting to back out of the driveway of a Gainesville, Georgia home on Sunday at 12.25pm, according to Georgia State Patrol Cpl. Auston Allen. Joshua Saunders, 19, was arrested on charges including DUI, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident and vehicular homicide, according to The Gainesville Times. Officials said Martin was pronounced dead at Northeast Georgia Medical Center. Scroll down for video Two-year-old Landen Martin (left) was struck and killed on Sunday by the car his 19-year-old uncle Joshua Saunders (right) was drivingLanden Martin, two, was killed after running behind the car on SundayHis uncle, 19-year-old Joshua Saunders was backing out of the driveway of a Gainesville, Georgia home when the accident occurred, police saidThe child was pronounced dead at Northeast Georgia Medical CenterSaunders was arrested on charges including reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident and vehicular homicide 
 Question:Allen said that toxicology tests on _' blood-alcohol content are pending.

Landen Martin