TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone drives at break - neck speed towards the airport. He

SOLUTION: looks up at the railing and sees a man hanging for a plaque.

PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION: bends down and starts to break along the street.

PROBLEM: He uses the equipment to do balance exercises. He

SOLUTION:
pulls a recumbent bike and he stops to lift it.