In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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Question: I brought you the Manchester United haters test a few weeks ago – you can read it HERE. Now it’s time for the ‘Wayne Rooney Test.’ What’s the first thing you think about when you hear the name Wayne Rooney? a) How close he is to breaking scoring records with Manchester United and England b) Any of the following - Being punched in his kitchen by Phil Bardsley, demanding a massive salary at Manchester United or barking into the camera at the 2010 World Cup and at West Ham. If you answered b) then I’d question your passion for football.Wayne Rooney is close to breaking records for Man United and EnglandRooney celebrated his goal against Spurs with a boxing routineHe had been in the papers that morning for getting KO'd by Phil BardsleyRooney should be judged for what he does on the pitch - not off itREAD: Was Rooney a knockout against Tottenham?CLICK HERE for all the latest Manchester United news 
 Question:One thing I have discovered about _ is that if you come from humble beginnings, but go on to improve your lot in life, the reaction of the rest of the country will be split.

Answer: Manchester United


Question: She has walked for the likes of Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana, been a Victoria's Secret Angel for five years in a row, and on top of this, is a married woman. So it's no wonder that busy supermodel Lindsay Ellingson needs ways to unwind, just like everyone else. The 30-year-old has now revealed her top tips for managing stress to online beauty magazine, Byrdie, and thankfully they are things that everyone can incorporate into their lifestyle. Scroll down for video Victoria's Secret Angel for five years, Lindsay Ellingson has revealed her top tips for managing stress Lindsay Ellingson regularly posts images of her cockapoo Carly and says 'nothing beats' time with herThe 30-year-old model has been a Victoria Secret Angel for five yearsStill manages to juggle work and marriage by using relaxation methodsCalifornia beauty interested in alternative practices like Ayurveda 
 Question:The _ model also says drinking a special herbal tea when she's on the move or feeling out of sorts can make her feel calm again.

Answer: Chanel


Question: A young Australian man preparing to give evidence against men he claims bashed him in a Thailand nightclub last year found himself behind bars and forced to post bail. Jack Hansen-Bartel, 21, was at court on Friday as a the hearing against two Asian-American students accused of attacking him got underway. However, when Mr Hansen-Bartel arrived in court, he was taken arrested under charges of assaulting the two students without causing them any physical or psychological harm and of disturbing the peace. Mr Hansel-Bartel's mother, Annie, said being arrested and jailed had traumatised her son, according to the AAP. 'It's really difficult,' she said.Jack Hansen-Bartel in court for hearing of two men he says assaulted himMr Hansen-Bartel jailed on counter-charges filed by men's own lawyersFamily describe arrest as a 'ploy clearly tactical in nature' by defendantsMr Hansen-Bartel was hospitalised last year after attack in a Thailand bar 
 Question:There had been reports the families of the men who allegedly attacked Mr Hansel-_ have attempted to influence the case, with a public prosecutor assigned to the case having to be replaced amid allegations of irregularities.

Answer:
Australian