TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Gasp! Shock! Oh my! Someone in a position of authority was having an affair with a subordinate?! What?! She lied about it?! This is scandalous! Unheard of!! Usually, often, too frequently it's some man, senator, congressman, president having sex with an underling and lying about it. She resigned. Stop wasting taxpayer money on this.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: At last, an island of intelligence in a vast, fetid sea of government stupidity! Good on them. They'll have a nice cash flow while the drug-war zombies are running around in a panic because their precious state revenue's been cut again.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: We also have local companies that sell pressure cookers that are capable of mass murder and unimaginable carnage.  They need to be held responsible for any terror act committed with pressure cookers they sell.  Goodwill, St Vinnies, Salvation Army, garage sales......

SOLUTION:
Yes