Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She

A: gazes at them, then motions them.
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Q: She uses several different methods to cross them. She

A: completes her high jump.
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Q: A man is sitting behind a desk. He

A:
picks up a stick and throws it into a pile.
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