In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

[Q]: Italian newspapers Corriere dello Sport and Tuttosport carry two major transfer lines with the media outlets suggesting Robin van Persie could replace Carlos Tevez at Juventus. Corriere dello Sport go with the headline 'Tevez Addio' which translates to 'Goodbye Tevez'. They have linked the 31-year-old Juventus striker to Ligue 1 champions Paris Saint-Germain and his former side Boca Juniors. Van Persie, who has just one more year left on his current deal at Manchester United, is among a list of strikers wanted by Juventus to replace the outgoing Tevez. The Dutchman has reportedly offered his services to the Champions League finalists, while Edinson Cavani, Mario Mandzukic and Gonzalo Higuain are also being considered by Juventus managing director Giuseppe Marotta.Robin van Persie is keen on sealing a summer move to JuventusThe Man United striker could replace Carlos Tevez at the Serie A giantsParis Saint-Germain and Boca Juniors are among Tevez's suitorsBarcelona ace and Man United target Dani Alves has said 'yes' to MilanJavier Hernandez wants to stay at Real Madrid if he is guaranteed games 
 Question:Another player who could be heading to _ is Barcelona right back Dani Alves.
[A]: Italian


[Q]: A U.S. Marine who strangled a Filipino woman before holding her head in a toilet bowl after flying into a rage on discovering she was transgender has been jailed for her killing. Lance Corporal Joseph Scott Pemberton was jailed for six to 12 years for killing Jennifer Laude in a hotel after taking part in a joint training exercise with the Filipino military in October last year. Police believe she had been drowned in the toilet bowl. Pemberton was at a bar with friends in Olongapo, a city known for its nightlife located outside Subic Bay, a former U.S. Naval base, when he met Laude, who witnesses say was a sex worker, on October 11.Lance Corporal Joseph Scott Pemberton was jailed for six to eight yearsHe admits choking Jennifer Laude in a hotel room October last yearThe Marine became enraged when he discovered she was transgenderBut he claimed Laude was still alive when he left the room, in OlongapoFound guilty of homicide but not the more serious charge of murder 
 Question:_ was due to be held in the national penitentiary in.
[A]: U.S. Marine


[Q]: He might need to brush up on his diplomatic skills after revealing that Louis van Gaal told his Manchester United players to ‘ignore the fans’ during Tuesday’s win over CSKA Moscow, but there is nothing wrong with Jesse Lingard’s ability on the ball. On a night when the yearning of United supporters for some old school entertainment was never more apparent, what better occasion for Lingard to come to the fore? A wide player born in nearby Warrington and raised in the best Old Trafford traditions, taking the game to the opposition in a way that United’s bigger names have often struggled to do under Van Gaal.Manchester United pounced late to defeat CSKA Moscow 1-0 on TuesdayJesse Lingard assisted Wayne Rooney strike in Champions League gameLouis van Gaal told players to ignore fans during half-time team talkLingard has impressed this term, gaining favour over £25million summer signing Memphis Depay at Old Trafford 
 Question:No-one rose to the challenge and averted a mutiny more than Lingard, 22, as he capped an impressive performance by providing the assist for _’s late winner.
[A]:
Louis van Gaal