TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: In an embarrassing blow to its perception from an increasingly skeptical public, the Nigerian military Thursday retracted a report that nearly all the 129 school girls kidnapped by suspected Boko Haram militants had been released. Just hours after a parent of an abducted girl claimed the Defense Ministry lied Wednesday about all but eight girls finding freedom, the director of defense said the initial report was "not intended to deceive the public." Maj. Gen. Chris Olukolade's statement didn't indicate how many of the girls were still unaccounted for. "The number of those still missing is not the issue now as the life of every Nigerian is very precious," it said.Parents accuse the military of lying about the number of girls who are freeOne father says it's only 14 of 129; official says at least 30 girls escapedMilitary continues to search forest in northeast Nigeria, official says 
 Question:Armed militant groups in Nigeria's northeastern region are nothing new, but _ has taken the violence to unprecedented levels since 2009.

SOLUTION: Nigerian

PROBLEM: Real Madrid and Barcelona have two of the most talented, and expensively assembled, teams in world football. But who would make a combined XI out of the two squads based, not on reputation, but on current form? Allow me to get ahead of the fury of the comments section. If you're Ancelotti do you pick Ronaldo? Of course you do. Cristiano Ronaldo may be the World Player of the Year, but on current form he doesn't make combined XI Our combined XI, which has no place for Ronaldo, but does feature some of the world's best players Ronaldo hasn't scored a league goal from open play in a month, and Gareth Bale is preferred on the wingReal Madrid travel to the Nou Camp to face Barcelona on SundayBarca are top of the league, one point ahead of their great rivalsCristiano Ronaldo is out of form this year, so misses out on Clasico teamBut Messi, Bale and Suarez make up formidable front three 
 Question:There is also only one player who has scored with a direct free-kick for _ this season... and it isn’t Ronaldo it’s Bale.

SOLUTION: Barcelona

PROBLEM: Shandong Luneng's Brazilian coach Cuca suffered a savage attack from an official after tensions boiled over at the end of his side's Chinese Super League match against Guizhou Renhe. The bizarre exchange, which took place in Guiyang on Thursday night, reportedly included Cuca being punched by a linesman after the match. The nasty scenes were the result of a toxic atmosphere created by a disputed disallowed goal for Luneng in the second-half, with the score tied at 2-2. It proved a pivotal moment as the game ended in a draw, leaving coach Cuca feeling dejected and with a score of his own to settle.Tensions boil over as official Zhan Wei punches Brazilian coach CucaThe Shandong Luneng coach was on the receiving end as Wei lost the plotThe assault left Cuca with a cut above his eye after match ended 2-2 
 Question:A Luneng official released a statement on Friday saying: '_ has a deep wound more than two and a half centimetres beside his left eyebrow.'

SOLUTION:
Shandong Luneng