Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: We see blinds down on a window. A person

A: stands on a slackline and flips backwards over.
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Q: Someone watches her, then closes his eyes and shakes his head incredulously. He

A: peers down at the girl and rubs her eyebrow.
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Q: The rabbit then lifts its right paw and scratches his right ear and then licks that paw. The rabbit then

A:
rolls one to the other and then seals some planted plants with a magic marker.
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