Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.

[Q]: By grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!
[A]: Yes


[Q]: The link on "Sir Cupcake's Queer Circus Goes to the Future" should have taken you to the tickets page. The show's over now, but Sir Cupcake does pop up pretty regularly, so you can probably catch another one. Did you make it to any shows this weekend?
[A]: No


[Q]: You're right. I don't care. They'll game us for every slim percentage they can, as long as we'll let them.  They're more than welcome to go drill for someone else's oil in the 3rd world, where their investments can be seized, and their people are routinely kidnapped/murdered etc.

Our legislature is supposed to advocate for AK, and it's clear that these people won't do their job.

The majors make enormous return here, and they always have. The only way we could ever drive them away from AK, would be at gunpoint. They aren't going anywhere.
[A]:
Yes