In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Q: Fact1: Joe Waters and Gus Green are bumbling happy best friends, Fact2: happy best friends live in Newark, Fact3: Martin steals Joe 's car keys and leaves, Fact4: Joe and Gus are forced to push boat down road, Fact5: bump During causes boat to disconnect from car leaving ride

A: Joe Waters Pesci and Gus Green Glover are bumbling yet happy best friends who live modestly in Newark, New Jersey and have known each other since childhood. They share the hobby of fishing and win a stay in the Florida Everglades to go angling, but promise to return home in time for Thanksgiving. On the way, however, while stopping at a bar, they meet an Englishman, Martin Brimble, who discreetly steals Joes car keys and leaves. Joe and Gus are forced to push their boat down the road until they are met by two women, Rita Arquette and Angie Whitfield, who are after Martin and offer them a lift. During the ride, a bump causes the boat to disconnect from the car, leaving Joe and Gus stranded yet again, and the boat is accidentally hooked to a train and pulled away along with their beer and supplies. Joe and Gus hitch a ride with two men, but on the way, they see their car at a gas station and investigate. Joe goes to confront Martin inside the bathroom, but backs down when he catches Martin loading a gun. Joe and Gus flee the petrol station in their car, and discover a bloodstained knife in the dashboard. Joe and Gus stay at a trailer park for the night, and while watching a documentary on television, they learn that Martin is actually Dekker Massey, a wanted criminal who has conned several women out of their riches and is implied to have stabbed his last victim to death and hidden her money and jewelry somewhere. The presenters offer a bounty for Dekkers capture, and Joe and Gus decide to turn in the knife after their fishing trip. Meanwhile, Dekker begins hunting Joe and Gus down. Following a recommendation by the trailer park owner, Joe and Gus visit Phil Beaslys boatyard and rent a speedboat, but end up breaking almost every gadget on the boat, losing the knife and wrecking the boatyard by accident. Distraught, they decide to return home early, but end up with a flat tire. While getting the spare tire from the trunk, Joe discovers a map that leads to Dekkers fortune. They book a room in a nearby hotel, and while having dinner, they are found by Rita and Angie, who question them about Dekker and reveal that they are after him because Ritas mother was one of Dekkers victims. Joe and Gus promise to bring Dekker to justice, but that night, Gus sleepwalks and starts a fire in the hotel, destroying their suite and the map. They only barely manage to escape undetected, though their car breaks down on the road and Joe is struck by lightning while they try to fix it. Instead of killing him, the lightning boosts Joes memory and he is able to lead the way to the cave where Dekker hid his fortune. Despite an altercation with an alligator, they retrieve the treasure and escape, but are accosted by Dekker. At gunpoint, Dekker forces them to push Joes car into the swamp and ties them up inside a sheriffs office, intending to flee the country with the treasure. After Dekker leaves, however, Joe and Gus are found and freed by their idol, Billy Catch Pool Nelson, and they set out to stop Dekker. After a long chase across the swamp, Joe and Gus find and capture Dekker moments before his escape via plane and hand him over to the police. Though they claim the reward money, Joe and Gus are forced to spend it mostly on the damages they caused during their trip.
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Q: Fact1: hardened Korean and Vietnam War veteran be instructor to train soldiers for Vietnam, Fact2: Jackie Willow is assigned to platoon, Fact3: good soldiers killed in wrong war, Fact4: Samantha Davis Among others in are longtime friend and Nelson and girlfriend Hazard 's life, Fact5: writer for Washington Post is against Vietnam War for different reasons

A: A hardened Korean and Vietnam War veteran, Sergeant First Class Clell Hazard James Caan would rather be an instructor at the U.S. Army Infantry School at Fort Benning, Georgia, to train soldiers for Vietnam but instead he is assigned by the Army to the 1st battalion 3d Infantry Regiment The Old Guard at Fort Myer, Virginia. The Old Guard is U.S. Armys Honor Guard. It provides the ceremonial honor guard for the funerals of fallen soldiers and guards the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery. Hazard calls them the toy soldiers and hates his job until Jackie Willow D. B. Sweeney, the son of an old friend and fellow veteran, is assigned to his platoon and he sees an opportunity to make sure at least one man comes home alive. Hazard tries to warn Willow about Vietnam but the young man sees it as his duty as a soldier to fight for his country, no matter what kind of war. Hazard hates how the war in Vietnam is being fought and feels that good soldiers are being wounded and killed in the wrong war in which the U.S. is not fighting to win. Among the others in Hazards life are his longtime friend and superior, Sergeant Major Goody Nelson James Earl Jones, and his girlfriend Samantha Davis Anjelica Huston, a writer for The Washington Post who is against the Vietnam War for different reasons. Willow marries a colonels daughter named Rachel Feld Mary Stuart Masterson, who at first refuses to marry Jackie as long as he is a soldier. Rachel also hates the war in Vietnam and is afraid for her husband. Hazard is divorced and hasnt seen his son in years due to the bitter divorce. After Willows father, who is a retired U.S. Army master sergeant and a former Korean War comrade in arms of Hazards and Nelsons, dies of a heart attack, Hazard comes to look upon Willow as a son. He tries to teach Willow all he can about soldiering and surviving in combat. Willow in turn tries to teach his platoonmate Private Albert Wildman, a chronic screwup, how to be a soldier. Wildman is later ordered to Vietnam, where he distinguishes himself as a heroic soldier and effective combat infantryman. He returns from Vietnam promoted to the rank of sergeant and is a recipient of the Medal of Honor for heroism in combat. Sergeant Flanagan Larry Fishburne, a fellow member of Hazards platoon, receives his orders for Vietnam at the same time. Willow excels, is promoted to the rank of sergeant and then is recommended to attend Officers Candidate School, which he completes and is commissioned as a second lieutenant. He is ordered to serve in a combat unit in Vietnam. Willow writes Hazard from Vietnam about all the good men in his platoon that he is losing in combat. Hazard then finds out that Willow has been killed in action when he sees the burial orders for Willows remains. Hazard requests to be sent to Vietnam for his third tour of duty as a platoon sergeant in a combat infantry unit. He places his Combat Infantryman Badge on Willows flagdraped coffin at the chapel at Arlington National Cemetery. Wildman and Flanagan, at that time both sergeants and just recently returned from Vietnam, are also present at Willows funeral. The film ends with military honors being rendered at Willows graveside at Arlington and Hazard speaking to the mourners prior to the firing of the rifle salute and the playing of Taps.
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Q: Fact1: mixed race rich overweight aggressive and intelligent girl goes to school for entrance exam with unattractive Aica Tabayoyong and parents, Fact2: Both of students are not admitted to school, Fact3: Zoe 's mother convinces her to find Aica 's weakness to prevent, Fact4: Zoe convinces him to pretend to fall in love with Aica, Fact5: Aica majors in Mathematics at Ateneo de Manila University while Zoe goes to Princeton to study Neuroscience

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Marco Yuzon Sam Milby is attending a book signing event for his new book, The Gifted. He begins by reading a few chapters of the book. Zoe Tuazon Abby Bautista is a mixed race, rich, overweight, aggressive, and intelligent girl who goes to a school for an entrance exam with the unattractive Aica Tabayoyong Alliya Fatima dela Riva and their parents. Both of the students are highly gifted but are not admitted to the school. Instead, they get enrolled at a more prestigious school. One day, during religion class, Zoe ruins her reputation when she questions the story of creation and discusses the merits of the big bang theory. The next day, Aica ruins her name when she soils herself during a music lesson. The two outcasts become close friends and start causing trouble at school by poisoning students and a teacher and by setting a booby trap for the religion teacher. The entire school develops a fear of the two. Now in high school, Zoe Anne Curtis and Aica Cristine Reyes vie for the valedictory honors. Zoes mother Arlene Muhlach convinces her to find Aicas weakness to prevent Aica achieving this. A new student, Mark Ferrer Sam Milby, a stereotypical jock, arrives at the school, and Aica immediately falls in love with him prompting Zoe to proceed with her destructive plan. Zoe meets up with Mark and convinces him to pretend to fall in love with Aica. In exchange Zoe does his homework and helps him cheat on quizzes. While he is not attracted to Aica, Mark forces himself to date her. Mark and Zoes arrangement continues. After high school, Aica majors in Mathematics at the Ateneo de Manila University while Zoe goes to Princeton to study Neuroscience. Both girls graduate with summa cum laude honors at their university. Before returning to the Philippines, Zoe and Aica undergo extensive plastic surgery to become more attractive. Both start a career in modelling and again become rivals. Zoe bumps into Mark who has graduated from a university in the U.S.. Still furious with Aica, Zoe plots revenge and shows everybody the animated video version of Aica soiling herself pants during grade school. Aica follows Zoe to her house and, as Aica enters, a booby trap almost kills her. After Zoes several attempts of killing Aica backfire, Zoe finally gives up after Aica almost drowns her. The two make up, but Zoe reveals it was just an act and points a gun at Aica. Aica runs for her life only to bump into Mark who shields her from the gun shot, wounding his face. Mark is admitted to the hospital while Aica asks Zoe to apologize. At first, she shows no remorse, but upon seeing of a picture of Mark wounded, she realizes her mistake. Aica and Mark get married the day that Zoe plans to leave the country. She sets a trap in the couples hotel room which leads to a picture of young Zoe and Aica. Zoe has left the couple a letter apologizing for the things she had done which marks the end of the Marcos book. After the book signing, Marco Yuzon leaves the bookstore. A girl slams a copy of his book on his windshield; she turns out to be Aica. Zoe is with her, but the two have remained unattractive and overweight. The two, whose real names are Mica Aica and Joey Zoe, are very angry at Marco who was their classmate in grade school and high school. Marco has always been envious of the girls successes and is bitter for always placing third behind two girls. The novel is his way expressing his anger. The girls tell Marco they want him to sign their book with his blood and started to beat him up.
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