Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
As the manager closes up, a chubby security guard arrives. He

Ex Output:
is an attractive, silver - haired woman as they follow him.


Ex Input:
Now, the tv screen fills with people's ecstatically happy faces. Someone

Ex Output:
see the ending screen.


Ex Input:
Someone walks to the back of the automaton and rubs one finger over the heart shaped keyhole. Someone

Ex Output:

reclines in on a stream of red satin blossoms.