TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: I heard through a grapevine that the cops know who and where the "owner"  guy is.  I hope in the least,  that the owner is brought in on any conspiracy charge that might apply.  Plus - he and the A** that did the hands on,  MUST pay all medical costs incurred to the hospital,  and on going medical costs for earl for the rest of earl's life...the "owner", of course, no longer having any contact what so ever.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: The Pope should concern himself with issues surrounding his faith, and keep his nose out of OUR problem of illegal immigration.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Exactly, Koncerned.
Those 50 percenter moochers are killin' us! We need to get those lazy, retired seniors (who paid their taxes for decades but WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY??), disabled folks, active-duty military and children to start pulling their weight, get some skin in the game, start paying some taxes, and stop putting the burden on the rest of us.

Get some jobs, moochers!

SOLUTION:
Yes