Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone slides one of the flowers beneath a silver button of the inspector's jacket. He

A: sets another rope strapped around his neck.
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Q: Someone and someone eats soup served on trays as they watch Oprah. Someone starts to salt his, but someone

A: throws him at the counter.
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Q: He quickly takes off his jacket. In the living room, someone

A:
sits on the sofa near a bag near an stove.
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