Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone
's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

He looks down at a little girl of about 10 years old asleep in bed. She
comes over to the stove.

Taking a deep breath, she steps down and picks up his hat. She

knocks him from a glass patio.