Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Now, someone opens a door and steps into the suite's dark living room. Shuffling through the shadows, he
Example Output: crosses to a lighted metal door and enters.

Example Input: A man on a rowing machine demonstrates lower back posture rules when using a rowing machine. He
Example Output: puts his hands up and continues welding.

Example Input: A carriage, drawn by four white horses pulls into the drive at Longbourn. As someone comes running out of the house followed by someone and their daughters, a portly gentleman, someone and his wife
Example Output:
are holding hands as they sit.