TASK DEFINITION: Given an English language product review, determine if it is a Good Review or a Bad Review. A good review is one where the product's review has positive tone and Bad review is one where the tone of product's review is negative.
PROBLEM: If you want something that will make your body shake and get stuck somewhere deep inside...

SOLUTION: Good Review

PROBLEM: While on vacation in England, a guy asked my wife for two bottles of wine (we are now married). She brought them and he took a swish. This was then reported to the police. I wonder if they can get these guys arrested so this could never happen again. It is really too bad that some people can't even buy something without being charged with crimes that would be much easier to deal with.

SOLUTION: Bad review

PROBLEM: These are perfect.

SOLUTION:
Good Review