TASK DEFINITION: Classify the given tweet into the three categories: (1) 'Hate Speech', (2) 'Offensive' and (3) 'Neither'. 'Hate Speech' is kind of a threating statement or sometimes include call for violence while 'offensive' statement just offensds someone. 'Neither' is when it doesn't fall into Hate Speech or Offensive category.
PROBLEM: *karate RT @SirAsshole: Karrenchi still a bird ass bitch

SOLUTION: Offensive

PROBLEM: @Liveitupjersey BWAHAAAA I just choked on an Oreo cookie!
I'M figuring, this may have something to do with it! http://t.co/62S7BgMYPX

SOLUTION: Neither

PROBLEM: RT @BrentLanders6: Charlie: "My last two songs will be quasi-religious songs for the sake of @WhiteIronBand who's coming up next."

SOLUTION:
Neither