Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure
Example Output: leaps over his ladder.

Example Input: In a modern kitchen, a middle aged man stands at a stove. He
Example Output: holds a jar with ice cream.

Example Input: He stops and sees someone running after him. She
Example Output:
end up a two - poke o into pocket.