Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: In the Chamber of Secrets, someone approaches the skeleton of the Basilisk. He

A: lowers her gaze, then glances up toward it.
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Q: The two intruders run through a series of identical offices. Someone

A: chases a handsome bartender, who stands on an icy platform.
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Q: The two finally begin and he whisks the chocolate in a bowl as she cracks eggs and eat strawberries. As they cook, the man

A:
presents the spaghetti, bunch of ingredients, then adds turkey to the pot - o in a pan.
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