Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone and someone eats soup served on trays as they watch Oprah. Someone starts to salt his, but someone
throws him at the counter.

A man is sitting down doing a rubiks cube. He
goes back to the first man about the cube.

Guys are playing pool in front of an audience. A guy

crawls next to a rifle and smiles on.