Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.

[Q]: "Anybody who can kiss that many asses, that quickly, is so primed for success in the American workplace that they don't need your crappy restaurant job." 

^This.

Also, having been both the chatty person and the languishing-in-line-behind-the-chatty-person person, I think the best thing to do is smile and get over it.
[A]: Yes


[Q]: After handing out that dayem $600K job, the dayemed well better reject this.
[A]: No


[Q]: Im saying every swear word you can think of but cant say here that applies to Trump . The Dump is not welcome here and he needs to keep his fat azz away from Eugene. I will move to Canada if he somehow wins the election but I am holding out hope that he has pissed off the wrong person ( s ) and they will take care of his Hitlerness . This rotten filth will drag America down . Stop him now !!
[A]:
Yes