TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Italian newspapers Corriere dello Sport and Tuttosport carry two major transfer lines with the media outlets suggesting Robin van Persie could replace Carlos Tevez at Juventus. Corriere dello Sport go with the headline 'Tevez Addio' which translates to 'Goodbye Tevez'. They have linked the 31-year-old Juventus striker to Ligue 1 champions Paris Saint-Germain and his former side Boca Juniors. Van Persie, who has just one more year left on his current deal at Manchester United, is among a list of strikers wanted by Juventus to replace the outgoing Tevez. The Dutchman has reportedly offered his services to the Champions League finalists, while Edinson Cavani, Mario Mandzukic and Gonzalo Higuain are also being considered by Juventus managing director Giuseppe Marotta.Robin van Persie is keen on sealing a summer move to JuventusThe Man United striker could replace Carlos Tevez at the Serie A giantsParis Saint-Germain and Boca Juniors are among Tevez's suitorsBarcelona ace and Man United target Dani Alves has said 'yes' to MilanJavier Hernandez wants to stay at Real Madrid if he is guaranteed games 
 Question:Another player who could be heading to _ is Barcelona right back Dani Alves.

SOLUTION: Italian

PROBLEM: Traitor Edward Snowden has revealed he did not read all the top-secret intelligence documents he leaked – a move which put lives at risk from terrorists. In a television interview the fugitive squirmed as he admitted only ‘evaluating’ the files stolen from GCHQ and the US National Security Agency. The former US spy also acknowledged there had been a ‘f***-up’ when newspapers that were handed the classified material failed to redact sensitive details exposing operations against Al Qaeda. Scroll down for video Last Week Tonight host John Oliver flew to Moscow to grill Edward Snowden about the leaking of 'harmful' documents and asks him to explain why he did itBritish comedian travelled to Moscow to interview the whistleblowerQuestions why the former CIA systems administrator leaked the filesGets him to explain the security threat in the context of nude picturesDescribes Snowden as America's most famous 'hero and/or traitor'Snowden, at moments, is stunned into silence by the line of questioning 
 Question:_ (cuts in sarcastically): Right, because when you’re handing over thousands of NSA documents, the last thing you want to do is read them.

SOLUTION: Edward Snowden

PROBLEM: Washington (CNN) Bob Dole encouraged fellow Republicans Saturday to back Donald Trump and suggested the presumptive GOP nominee select Newt Gingrich as his running mate. In an interview with CNN's Ana Cabrera, Dole -- the 1996 Republican nominee who said he spoke with Trump last week -- also suggested Trump apologize to Arizona Sen. John McCain and New Mexico Gov. Susanna Martinez for disparaging comments he's made about them in the past. "I have been a Republican all my life," said Dole, who endorsed former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush at one point during the 2016 primary fight but has since backed Trump. "The party has done a lot for me. I hope I've done a lot for the party along the way. But when Donald Trump clinched the Republican nomination, it was an easy call for me. What's a lifelong Republican supposed to do, support the opponent? I don't think so.""What's a lifelong Republican supposed to do, support the opponent? I don't think so," Dole saidDole said he believes Trump still has time to win over women, minorities and other groups 
 Question:It would mean a lot in states like _ and Jeb has friends all over the country.

SOLUTION:
Washington