Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She greets someone's dog. He

A: delivers a layup at someone.
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Q: Someone makes his way through the crowd. He

A: sits down among the pedestrians, sighs, and gazes at the portrait.
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Q: He looks around in all directions, looking for some sign of someone. As someone

A:
obeys, someone runs behind her.
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