Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: In the Chamber of Secrets, someone approaches the skeleton of the Basilisk. He
Example Output: lowers her gaze, then glances up toward it.

Example Input: Reaching the dining area he pauses to face a dark corridor beside him. He
Example Output: stands at the sink staring intently at his reflection.

Example Input: The little boy then takes a green plastic bat, takes one hit at the pinata, and then walks away. After he leaves, the man
Example Output:
continues to playing with the ball while the man swings many bottle around the log and the ball runs around.