Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He straightens up as someone exits the stairwell and walks up to him. Someone looks at him, the guy
Example Output: whose features half face for a moment.

Example Input: Someone spins the wheel and fires out his window. Someone
Example Output: storms over to the highway below, gazing at it.

Example Input: He closes his sketchbook and hands it to someone. Later, someone
Example Output:
sits on the couch.