Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He walks along the dimly lit driveway to his cottage. He

A: turns a knob in the room and places its back on the sill.
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Q: Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit

A: is playing in a burgundy ocean.
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Q: Someone is starting to enjoy someone's handling of someone. Someone

A:
stands upright a couple inches away from the divan.
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