Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone falls out of the branches of the tree. He
tugs off his arm like an umbrella.

He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone
he fiddles with his leg bleeding.

A lady in a backpack talks to the camera. We then

see a man putting snow on a bike.