TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: UNITED NATIONS (CNN) -- The 15th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda brought American U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice to tears as she reflected on her personal memories surrounding the slaughter. U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice recalls her time in Rwanda working for the Clinton administration. Rice visited Rwanda as a staff member in former President Bill Clinton's National Security Council six months after the ethnic cleansing. She explained how even months after the violence she encountered decomposing bodies at one of the massacre sites. "For me, the memory of stepping around and over those corpses will remain the most searing reminder imaginable of what our work here must aim to prevent," she said Tuesday at a special commemorative event at United Nations headquarters in New York.U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice recalls stepping over corpses in RwandaUnited Nations ceremony recalls 1994 mass killings in RwandaObama says tragedy must always be remembered 
 Question:President _ also released a statement coinciding with Tuesday's anniversary.

SOLUTION: UNITED NATIONS

PROBLEM: Former Manchester United and Arsenal striker Robin van Persie has found his Turkish adventure is not quite going to plan. The Dutchman, 32, was dropped for Fenerbahce's 2-1 win over Bursaspor on Sunday and while he netted the winner, he made it known he was not happy to start on the bench. Van Persie had gone three matches without a goal, including last Thursday night's humiliating 3-1 defeat at home by Molde. 'To be honest, I am not very happy at this moment,' he told Lig TV after the match. 'I was not happy that I started on the bench. I am fully fit, physically very well and able to play for 90 minutes.Robin van Persie dropped after Fenerbahce lost 3-1 to Molde on ThursdayHe had gone three games without a goal before scoring off the benchVan Persie says he is not happy but Fener coach plays down the incident 
 Question:_'s Portuguese coach Vitor Pereira played down Van Persie's frustration.

SOLUTION: Manchester United

PROBLEM: Arsene Wenger has expressed fears that a mounting injury list could derail Arsenal's Premier League title charge in the next couple of months. The Gunners boss is currently without eight first-team players as they prepare for Sunday's clash with rivals Tottenham Hotspur at the Emirates. And Wenger is worried the absence of so many important members of his squad will have an impact during the packed festive fixture list. Laurent Koscielny (hip/thigh) Hector Bellerin (groin strain) Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (hamstring) Theo Walcott (calf muscle) Aaron Ramsey (hamstring) Jack Wilshere (calf/shin) Tomas Rosicky (knee) Danny Welbeck (knee) He said: 'I'm very concerned because we are only in November and we have so many players out.Arsenal news: All the latest from the EmiratesArsene Wenger worried by extent of Arsenal's injury listGunners have eight players on the sidelines with injuriesWenger is concerned it will derail their Premier League title challengeBusy spell awaits with 10 matches between now and the new yearArsenal host rivals Tottenham in north London derby on SundayRead: Arsenal should abandon Europe and concentrate on Premier League 
 Question:But they are without _ and Hector Bellerin in defence with hip and groin injuries respectively, though Wenger did suggest Koscielny could make Sunday's squad.

SOLUTION:
Arsene Wenger