Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Men are riding and sailing on the boat. It
in a boat is going to stay surfing to a river as they go.

A man crouch looking and measuring at the stones on the floor. The man
adjusts the piece of metal.

He plays it with increasing abandon and virtuosity. Someone

follows, comes down the stairs through the loft.