TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: He gets a hammer and begins to nail it in place and then he cuts off the excess. He

SOLUTION: surfs before a small piece of paint and instructions on how to paint a stump.

PROBLEM: A flash of light reveals someone crawling along the ceiling behind him. Someone

SOLUTION: kicks someone in her arms, knocking her unconscious.

PROBLEM: A man is playing shuffleboard on a ship. He

SOLUTION:
is running and hitting the side of a ping pong board.