Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A chubby, friendly uncle sits on a sofa, one child on his lap and several others gathered cross - legged around him on the floor. They
Example Output: leave their room dancing together.

Example Input: A gray - haired man uses a phone. Someone
Example Output: leans heavily on someone's desk reading past storms.

Example Input: People are once again rafting down the river. A person
Example Output:
stands and watches and begins to skateboard down a hill.