Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He walks along the dimly lit driveway to his cottage. He
turns a knob in the room and places its back on the sill.

Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit
is playing in a burgundy ocean.

Someone carries her out of the workshop. People, still kissing,

raise their hands in wonder!