Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Various shots of people are shown as well a bowling balls being thrown down a lane. The man
Example Output: bounces the ball back and fourth while the second man stumble in place several more times.

Example Input: A man is kneeling down in the dirt over a a silver bowl that is full of soap. In the large bowl, he
Example Output: is attempting a series of rolling loses and then uses the entire surface to turn to it.

Example Input: He hands it back to the kid who struggles to open the appropriate door. Rather as if someone
Example Output:
has gags for it.