instruction:
You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.
question:
To make homemade laundry detergent,
answer:
Heat up 1/3 bar of grated Fels-Naptha in large pot with 6 cups water stirring till dissolved, add 1/2 cup Borax 20 Mule Team and stir, add three 3 lb. 7 oz boxes Arm and Hammer Washing Soda and stir constantly til dissolved, pull from heat, add 4 tsp. tap water and stir, add 1 cup water and 6 tbsp. water and stir.


question:
How do I insert a CD into the computer?
answer:
Push the button open, place the CD on the tray and slam it


question:
how to make a caesar salad
answer:

Purée minced garlic and anchovies, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper and 1 egg yolk; with machine running, slowly add 1/4 cup olive oil. Toss with romaine; top with Parmesan and grilled cheese sandwiches.