Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He

A: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.
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Q: Someone loses control and the submarine drops to the edge of the sandy shore, landing on its side. Tumbling across the beach, the submarine

A: jumps amid the tide of crawl foam.
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Q: In the hallway, they hug again before someone walks on. Wearing her black wig now, someone

A:
bursts through a doorway carrying a framed photo of someone and her boyfriend, someone.
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