In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Q: By opting to join Celtic, Scott Allan has dashed the hope of his oldest friend in football. Andy Halliday’s vision of them being brothers in light blue will go unfulfilled. Despite that disappointment, Allan revealed that best wishes were forthcoming after he broke the news to Halliday. From talk of being Rangers team-mates, there is now a desire to one day go head-to-head in an Old Firm encounter. The two midfielders grew up in the same area on the southside of Glasgow, not far from Ibrox, and attended both the same nursery and primary school. Halliday joined his boyhood heroes this summer after impressing on trial. Speaking earlier this month, he spoke of a dear wish that Allan would follow, despite Hibs’ steadfast refusal to sell to their Championship rivals.Midfielder Scott Allan was unveiled as a Celtic player on Monday afternoonOld friend Andy Halliday was hoping Allan would make move to RangersBoth players attended the same nursery and primary school in GlasgowBut Allan left Halliday's dreams in tatters by agreeing move to Celtic 
 Question:Had he ended up at _, Allan would have been immediately installed as a key player.

A: Celtic
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Q: I brought you the Manchester United haters test a few weeks ago – you can read it HERE. Now it’s time for the ‘Wayne Rooney Test.’ What’s the first thing you think about when you hear the name Wayne Rooney? a) How close he is to breaking scoring records with Manchester United and England b) Any of the following - Being punched in his kitchen by Phil Bardsley, demanding a massive salary at Manchester United or barking into the camera at the 2010 World Cup and at West Ham. If you answered b) then I’d question your passion for football.Wayne Rooney is close to breaking records for Man United and EnglandRooney celebrated his goal against Spurs with a boxing routineHe had been in the papers that morning for getting KO'd by Phil BardsleyRooney should be judged for what he does on the pitch - not off itREAD: Was Rooney a knockout against Tottenham?CLICK HERE for all the latest Manchester United news 
 Question:One thing I have discovered about _ is that if you come from humble beginnings, but go on to improve your lot in life, the reaction of the rest of the country will be split.

A: Manchester United
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Q: Ahead of this weekend's Premier League action, Sportsmail will be providing you with all you need to know about every fixture, with team news, provisional squads, betting odds and Opta stats. Here is all the information you need for the clash between Stoke and Manchester City. Stoke will get captain Ryan Shawcross back from suspension for Manchester City's visit to the Britannia Stadium. The central defender was sent off in the loss to Sunderland last weekend and served a one-match ban when the Potters beat Sheffield Wednesday in the Capital One Cup on Tuesday night. Peter Crouch (hamstring) was injured in that game and could be out for up to four weeks and while Marc Muniesa (hamstring) was back in full training this week, Shay Given (knee) and Peter Odemwingie (hamstring) remain sidelined.Stoke host Manchester City at the Britannia Stadium on SaturdayCaptain Ryan Shawcross is back from suspension for StokeLeague leaders City without injured duo Sergio Aguero and Yaya ToureJoe Hart could return after missing last two games with hamstring problem 
 Question:Sergio Aguero has bagged five goals in his five Premier League appearances against _.

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Premier League
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