Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone and someone eats soup served on trays as they watch Oprah. Someone starts to salt his, but someone

A: throws him at the counter.
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Q: His gaze calm, someone lunges forward between the seats and wrenches the steering wheel. Someone

A: sways out of the windscreen to flip him under the tap.
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Q: Several shots are shown of forests that lead into a person gearing up and riding in a kayak. The person

A:
continues washing up the dog while the man continues to speak.
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