Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

We see a mascot roll a ball to home plate and fall when its kicked back and hits him. We then
see the tree win the field and our replay is replayed.

They are performing using batons. They
kick the high ropes on the side.

Suddenly, a shimmering barrier is thrown. They

duck out and start down the road as well.