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PROBLEM: Hillary Clinton . (Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty Images)
Thereâs not much to do when youâre home for the holidays  so this season some have decided to fill up their free time by melting down over  a video that snipes at Hillary Clinton .
âTake up a hobby in the new year â a young writer holding a glass of champagne says to  Clinton  in the short  which Vanity Fair magazineâs âHiveâ vertical produced as part of a series proposing âresolutionsâ to various political figures. âVolunteer work  knitting  improv comedy â literally anything that will keep you from running again.â
Well  no.  The video  had sexist overtones  and the lameness of the jokes made them all the more offensive.  It âs harder to plead comedic license when your comedy isnât funny. But  Clinton  occupies an odd place in the political sphere:  She  was so close to the Oval Office for so long leading up to 2016 that  her  heir apparentness discouraged potential challengers. A career candidate from a Democratic dynasty held little appeal for anyone dissatisfied with the party status quo then  and will hold even less in 2020. Itâs not surprising that some cringe to think  Clinton âs shadow could still loom over races to come.
So then why resurrect  her ?
Although ride-or-die  Clinton  supporters werenât they only ones who took umbrage at the knitting comment  it was that cohort who turned particularly hysterical. These all-in  Clinton  fans seem determined to keep their candidate relevant: Even if they arenât calling on  her  to run again  they want  her  at the center of the political conversation. Every faux pas of President Trumpâs becomes an opportunity for Clinton-would-have-been-bettering. No kidding  she  would  yet thatâs neither here nor there when it comes to countering the damage Trump does every day  or to cultivating a roster of candidates who will win the seats to turn things around.
[Vanity Fair staffers provide snotty  condescending life tips for  Hillary Clinton ]
But more perplexing than the multitude of Clinton crusaders who are still crusading are the  Clinton  critics who continue to place the defeated candidate center-stage in their narratives even as they shriek that they want  her  out. This  besides its blatant unfunniness  may be the greatest failing of Vanity Fairâs ill-advised advice video. The staffers have devoted one minute and three seconds to telling  Clinton  to go away  and all theyâve succeeding in doing is bringing  her  right back.
This is âWhat Happened?â week on repeat. Journalists lambasted  Clinton  for re-litigating the 2016 primary in writing  and then they did the exact same thing. Over and over. They rolled their eyes at  her  play for attention  cash  catharsis or whatever else it was â and then they helped  her  find all of the above.
And itâs not only professional pundits who canât seem to give  Clinton  up. For every amateur commentator or plain old civilian re-upping a  Clinton  campaign talking point on Twitter  thereâs someone ready to fire back with an explanation of why  Clinton  is the worst politician of all time. This goes on  every day  more than a year after the election and almost a year after the man who beat  Clinton  walked into the White House.
Hours before the Vanity Fair outrage  Trump sent a Boxing Day Twitter missive from Mar-a-Lago in his usual style: âThey used this Crooked Hillary pile of garbage as the basis for going after the Trump Campaign!â he concluded  harping on his beef with  Clinton  yet again. Which prompted all his critics  left  very left and right alike  to tell him to get over it. Perhaps they should  too.

SOLUTION: The Vanity Fair Hillary Clinton video isn't worth the fuss

PROBLEM: The left-wing group Karapatan said President Rodrigo Duterte "has distinguished himself as a frothing-in-the-mouth fascist who incites the worst violations of international humanitarian law."
 Duterte 's remarks "are but the latest of the series of this madman's display of tyranny  lunacy and machismo " Karapatan Secretary General Cristina Palabay said.
In a rambling speech before surrendered communist rebels   Duterte  spoke about the futility of their decades-old insurgency and how  his  administration can help them return to normal life.
 Duterte  asked why even women join the insurgency and abandon their families.
At one point   he  said without elaborating: "Tell the soldiers. There's a new order coming from the mayor. We won't kill you. We will just shoot your vagina so that ... if there is no vagina  it would be useless."
 Duterte  spoke in the Bisaya dialect. An official transcript of the president's speech issued by the government omitted the word "vagina" and expletives from his remarks.
A longtime mayor of southern Davao city  where he built a reputation for his extra-tough approach to criminality and his brash  often sex-laden remarks   Duterte  has acknowledged  his  rough ways but suggested many Filipinos have come to accept  him .
Western governments and human rights watchdogs have expressed alarm over  his  crackdown on illegal drugs  which has left thousands of mostly poor suspects dead.  He  has lashed out at critics  including European governments  which  he  told Monday "to go to hell" for imposing conditions on financial aid.
 Duterte  said  he  has told European officials  he  won't attend an upcoming meeting between Southeast Asian and European leaders.
"They say that I have a bad mouth. It's true. They say that I'm not a statesman  not fit for a president  and that's true  " Duterte  said in a speech Monday  referring to  his  critics. "But the problem here is that I won."
Steve Rood  a Manila-based political analyst  said many Filipinos like  Duterte 's unorthodox style and his charm when he talks to them in an intimate way  as if his speeches were not being broadcast.
With crime easing and recent public surveys showing satisfaction with  Duterte 's administration  the president's opponents may do better if they focus on issues such as traffic jams in the capital and rising rice prices  he said.

SOLUTION: Duterte slammed over threat to shoot rebels in the genitals

PROBLEM: The athletes did not fly through the air with the greatest of ease during the wind-whipped womenâs slopestyle at the Winter Olympics on Monday. But  reigning Olympic champion Jamie Anderson  tamed the conditions enough to win the gold medal in Pyeongchang  South Korea â defending the gold  she  won four years ago in the same event.
 She  became the first female snowboarder to win multiple golds and notched the second gold for the United States at this yearâs games.
Mother Nature couldn't stop a force of nature.  Jamie Anderson  won gold for Team USA in women's slopestyle. #BestOfUS #WinterOlympics [Link] pic.twitter.com/zUSS5G2wpf â NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) February 12  2018
âIâm feeling so happy â  Anderson  said  per the Olympicsâ news service. âIâve gone through so much this last year just preparing for the Games and defending the gold is definitely not an easy position to be in. â
Sergei Bobylev via Getty Images Jamie Anderson  celebrates  her  victory Monday.
But the conditions remained dangerous. After a 75-minute delay   Anderson  and the rest of the field went to work. Much of the field struggled mightily against the elements  but  Anderson  managed to record an 83 on  her  first run to take the lead  and that score held up.

SOLUTION:
Jamie Anderson Of U.S. Wins Gold Medal Again In Winter Olympics Slopestyle