Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

We see a mascot roll a ball to home plate and fall when its kicked back and hits him. We then
see the tree win the field and our replay is replayed.

He and someone exchange looks as the latter strides up the pretty long haired woman, someone. He
starts to kiss her friend but she grabs someone in the head.

Someone leads the rich stranger away. As someone

pulls up his wheel.