Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He
Example Output: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

Example Input: Someone scratches his face idly. Someone
Example Output: scrambles to their feet.

Example Input: People are scuba diving with fish under water. A fish
Example Output:
makes a rough patch under the water.