Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: We see the title screen on white. A lady

A: is petting her back.
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Q: He shoves someone off the mat. Someone nervously

A: shuts the door lock.
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Q: Meanwhile, someone races past rows of bookshelves, looking down each aisle. Outside, someone and someone

A:
watch helplessly as he works out with a calm - faced dancer.
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