Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The two intruders run through a series of identical offices. Someone

A: chases a handsome bartender, who stands on an icy platform.
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Q: Someone reaches into the trunk and hands him a sawed - off shotgun. Someone

A: replaces the engine and loosens it.
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Q: Someone steps forward and kisses someone's cheek. The group

A:
turns off the lights.
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