Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man in a workshop shows his supplies and adds wax to a ski. The man then
Example Output: peels the canvas tire over the nail and puts wax all over the ski.

Example Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure
Example Output: leaps over his ladder.

Example Input: Someone works at a coffee shop. She
Example Output:
pours a bottle of vodka into a cup and spots in a leopard print dress.