Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He
shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

Someone is overweight and finds it hard to keep up. Soaked to the skin, they
struggle through the sight of someone.

A man starts shaving his beard with a razor. He

nods and curls his beard.