TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a news headline in English. You are expected to classify the post into two classes: sarcastic or non-sarcastic. A sarcastic sentence is one that refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
PROBLEM: man angry at self after not recognizing actress in eyelash commercial

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: dirty, bearded vince foster bursts through doors of clinton fundraiser

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: guard in video game under strict orders to repeatedly pace same stretch of hallway

SOLUTION:
sarcastic