Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The crowd cheers for him as he bowls the ball again knocking down two more pins. He

A: walks out onto the ice, halfway across the lane.
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Q: He leans into the mic. Grinning he

A: starts to walk into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.
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Q: Leaving the woods, someone rounds a turn, stops running and stares. She

A:
sidles past and lingers in an alley.
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