Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket
holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.

The walk behind a shrub and turn around. They
begin at the audience and the men practice rendition.

Someone and someone crack up as someone enters the home theater. Someone

watches the droopy kindly.