TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION: bends down and starts to break along the street.

PROBLEM: People are standing next to bmx bikes in an indoor field. the guys then

SOLUTION: get away with their bikes.

PROBLEM: A woman is now sitting and talking while holding a clarinet. The woman then

SOLUTION:
walks the video back into the hoop while continuing to hula hooping.