Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The people are holding hands so they stay together. They
Example Output: move in unison, tossing holes down each other.

Example Input: The person pouts the noddles out into a strainer, washes it off, and then pours out more ingredients to mix. She
Example Output: pours sugar into the glass and adds liquors.

Example Input: A man sits and swings on a playground swing next to a baby. The baby
Example Output:
bends down and grabs him with a knife.