TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Now, the tv screen fills with people's ecstatically happy faces. Someone

SOLUTION: see the ending screen.

PROBLEM: Someone climbs red - carpeted steps onto a podium placed in the middle of the plaza, which is filled with a flag - waving, cheering crowd free from protesters. The balding man now

SOLUTION: speaks to one taking rally as he raises his hands.

PROBLEM: He makes straight for someone. Someone

SOLUTION:
ducks in, fully so, half away, mounted on a wall.