In this task, you are given a news headline in English. You are expected to classify the post into two classes: sarcastic or non-sarcastic. A sarcastic sentence is one that refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.

Q: 70-year-old woman decides it time to start dressing entirely in purple

A: sarcastic
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Q: boss' dick not going to suck itself

A: sarcastic
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Q: the smithereens lead singer pat dinizio dead at 62

A:
non-sarcastic
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