Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure

A: leaps over his ladder.
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Q: Leaving someone, they all huddle under the invisibility cloak. Someone

A: grabs someone's coat from behind and leans against it.
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Q: The guy drinks the beer. The guy

A:
lays near the edge of the pool and talks.
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