Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He
empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man
finishes and puts his head in the mirror.

On stage, a woman in a headdress is lifted up by two men who exits stage right. Certain beautiful with a long platted ponytail, someone

screams outside the dining room.