You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: To keep skunks from coming onto your property.

Output: Buy some human urine from the store and spray it all over the edges of your property line.


Input: Consider Input: Learn a new language quickly.

Output: Study the 10 most frequently used words first.


Input: Consider Input: How can I stop smoking weed everyday?


Output: The best way is to cut down a little bit each day, not stopping all at once. If you stop all at once you may experience rage or other mood swings, stomach aches, trouble sleeping. Cutting from say 4 times to 3 times a day for a week, then 2 times a day for a week, then try once a day, it will be much easier to transition. Don't drink lots of water, or take lots of vitamins or eat fresh healthy foods. Things will even out after a while.