Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She passes by a gap in the wall and blows a kiss at him. Someone

A: holds the cigarette from her lips and takes a drag.
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Q: An older girl the jumps. The first girl

A: is making several goals.
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Q: He is playing a set of bagpipes. He

A:
is swinging himself back and forth.
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