TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.
PROBLEM: I have to admit, I was a sucker for the large quantity, 12 oz, when shopping for hot sauces ...but now seeing the size of the bottle, it reminds of wing-sauce bottle sizes.  Plastic bottle.  It does have a convenient squirt top.  But overall, not very hot or tasty, and made mostly from jalape&ntilde;os.  If I had seen the ingredients list I would not have bought it: Jalapenos Water Vinegar Brown Sugar Lime Juice Fish Sauce Cilantro Habanero Garlic Spice Blend Salt Potassium Sorbate Xanthan Gum

SOLUTION: Negative

PROBLEM: One word, yuk. OK, based on the 20 word minimum; barely edible dry, chalky, flavorless, not even improved or masked with a good slice of cheddar cheese.

SOLUTION: Negative

PROBLEM: As a long-ago Philadelphian, I never lost my taste for snapper soup.  I was happy to find this product under the brand of Bookbinder's, an old and well-respected Philly restaurant, and I bought a case.  Unfortunately, the soup doesn't taste anything like what it's supposed to.  It's bitter, and has an off-smell and -taste.  The few small bits of turtle are hard to find.  The soup itself had the consistency of paste, and didn't taste much better.  I ate this stuff just because I was taught not to waste food, but it was a struggle.  I guess I'll have to wait until I visit the city for some of the real stuff.  You should, too.

SOLUTION:
Negative