TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION: bends down and starts to break along the street.

PROBLEM: They abandon the car and run off into the dense surrounding woodland. Someone

SOLUTION: leans on the rail.

PROBLEM: Someone sees the tv and runs into the living room. She

SOLUTION:
leans against the door.