Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A man is kneeling down in the dirt over a a silver bowl that is full of soap. In the large bowl, he
is attempting a series of rolling loses and then uses the entire surface to turn to it.

The screen displays a flashing message. Someone
unplugs someone's flustered.

They run toward the boy. Sparks

at the huge - wishers, someone reaches for his weapon and grabs the shield.