Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He and someone exchange looks as the latter strides up the pretty long haired woman, someone. He

A: starts to kiss her friend but she grabs someone in the head.
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Q: Words appear: Santa Cruz, California, 1987.. The van

A: pulls away from someone home motel.
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Q: He is almost suffocated by their tentacles. Struggling to fight them off, he

A:
flips past someone, and staggers away.
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