Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A woman wearing a white blouse vacuums the floor. A man wearing a green shirt

A: talks to the camera while using a chainsaw.
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Q: As the manager closes up, a chubby security guard arrives. He

A: is an attractive, silver - haired woman as they follow him.
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Q: A group of women practice dance in a studio. A woman

A:
is combing her hair and combing her hair.
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