Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Back at someone's apartment, someone sits on the sofa, ready for bed. He
Example Output: cradled back, and shuts the door behind her.

Example Input: Suddenly she looks up in surprise - - there, across the tracks on the opposite platform is someone. He
Example Output: stands facing someone crazily, raises her great appearance, frowning.

Example Input: Someone goes into the room. Someone
Example Output:
leans under the table and kisses her.