Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Back on someone's desk, the book opens and glows with light. Someone
Example Output: jerks his head backwards with a dazzling firework of light.

Example Input: The man holding the wooden mallet walks out of the room. The man
Example Output: dumps some of the balls into his palms.

Example Input: He takes off his jacket and wraps it around someone's head. He
Example Output:
walks over and runs down the narrow street.