TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION: bends down and starts to break along the street.

PROBLEM: He makes several variations in pitch as he plays his song on the violin. When he is done he

SOLUTION: plays on the piano.

PROBLEM: Wearing his army uniform, and carrying two bags, someone mounts the steps to his dad's house. He

SOLUTION:
steps up in the bedroom until someone comes out from the parlor entrance.