Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man
Example Output: finishes and puts his head in the mirror.

Example Input: The little girl performs a routine with a baton. The girl
Example Output: does the gymnastic routine.

Example Input: The piercing artist touches the needle and the nose as she screws a nose ring on. The piercing artists
Example Output:
cringes the piercing mode before talking again.