TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: sexual-explicit and non-sexual-explicit. A comment is considered sexual-explicit if it explicitly portrays sexual matters.
PROBLEM: Comment: *arse

SOLUTION: Sexual-explicit

PROBLEM: Comment: It's a couch.  It, and this story, and any and all hullaballoo is ridiculous and a perfect example of the MSM making mountains out of molehills to fit a political agenda.  

And besides, as many people have pointed out,  numerous POTUSs of the past (including Great Saint Obama himself) would commonly put their feet on the Resolute Desk.  

If Conway is showing a lack of respect or decorum for putting her feet on some random purchased couch that is barely a couple years old, then what does that say about Presidents who put their feet on a unique piece of American history?  I mean... that LBJ was sure a disrespectful POS, eh?  

Or is that just the narrative when it's a politico from a party you dislike?  Biased garbage.

SOLUTION: Non-sexual-explicit

PROBLEM: Comment: It is actually "new and significant", not "old and pathetic" that a foreign nation would directly interfere to impact our Presidential election.  While the actual "impact" can be debated, the action itself and the intent are, at least according to the CIA and the FBI, very clear.

Certainly we, in the past, have interfered directly in the democratic process in other nations...Probably direct involvement in the assassination of Chile's elected President Salvadore Allende and CIA attempts on the life of Fidel Castro are the most egregious examples.  However, we like to be the "messer"....not the "messee".  

I'm not sure that President Obama's "hey, quit doing that" will be particularly effective.  Mr. Putin is the dictator (albeit elected) of one of the strongest nations on earth, a demonstrated bully, and an extremely aggressive leader.  I'm not sure a Neville Chamberlain approach will be adequate....from Obama or from Trump.   These are very dangerous times....

SOLUTION:
Non-sexual-explicit