Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Inching around some stray pigeons, the boy climbs a stepladder beside the mechanism and switches on a lightbulb hanging from a chain. He
Example Output: drives away and falls.

Example Input: A cowboy is released from a rodeo gate. He
Example Output: falling off jawed comforts people.

Example Input: The fellowship turn to watch as the massive dark tower of someone shakes itself to pieces! the orcs
Example Output:
plummet down at their feet.