Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A man is kneeling down in the dirt over a a silver bowl that is full of soap. In the large bowl, he
is attempting a series of rolling loses and then uses the entire surface to turn to it.

Someone clears someone aside and ushers people under the canopy awning. Someone
emerges from inside his car.

He sets the tools in his van. Someone

stops the blanches and sits up.