TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of obscenity. If the comment is obscene output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: How about a 100-foot water SLIDE to California?!?! Then we would be talking!!

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: The TSA is now hiring.

And from my extensive passenger-side airport personal observations of TSA "security" employees, I am guessing that only incompetent, egotistical, unqualified, loud-mouth jerks need apply.

Sign me up!

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: I see you've ignored the short list of Hillary's accomplishments.  What've you don't with your miserable life?  Haha

SOLUTION:
Yes