You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

How to boil barbecue sauce.
Place in microwave on medium heat for five minutes.

How to put grip tape on a bat.
Pick out your desired grip tape color at the home goods store. Once you have your desired color, start at the top and wrap it around the bat working downwards until you have your desired height and thickness.

To make a home made cough remedy,

soak skittles in a bottle of vodka to make the flavor taste more like medicine.