Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[A]: gets to the back of the van.


[Q]: At night, someone sits at a cubicle in the darkened office. She
[A]: reaches over and picks up a piece of metal.


[Q]: The man clips whole branches near the base of the rose bushes. Dying rose bush
[A]:
pans to an empty structure situated outside the audiences passing by other people.