You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: How to make a cool lightning bug light without hurting the insects.

Output: Empty the contents of a couple of glow sticks into a jar, shake the jar without a lid on it, then add glitter.


Input: Consider Input: What can you do if your floors squeak?

Output: Have someone walk all over the floor while you stand in the attick. When you hear a squeak, mark that rafter with chalk. Screw 3-in. L-brackets to the joists so their tops are flush with the tops of the joists. Then drive screws up into both the subfloor and the surface floor, pulling them down tight to the joists.


Input: Consider Input: How do you kill ants instantly?


Output: You can make a cheap, easy pesticide just using vinegar and water. Mix a 50/50 solution of vinegar and water in a spray bottle. Spray it directly onto the ants to hurt them, then wipe up the ants using a damp paper towel and discard them.