Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He shows you on the ski's how to rub it on. Then he

A: shows tools and proceeds the shaver that works.
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Q: A man pushes a child on the swing set of a large park area. The man

A: sits over the handle for protection from a wall in the snow.
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Q: Then, the woman turns the pants and continues ironing. A laptop

A:
begins demonstrating a couple of sit ups.
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