Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He is holding a bowl of noodles and broth. He
Example Output: holds a pot, and all the tools are at the back.

Example Input: His gaze calm, someone lunges forward between the seats and wrenches the steering wheel. Someone
Example Output: sways out of the windscreen to flip him under the tap.

Example Input: She puts a bobby pin into her hair. She then
Example Output:
proceeds to blow dry her hair.