Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
He closes the door behind her. She

Ex Output:
watches someone head to the front door.


Ex Input:
Someone scratches his face idly. Someone

Ex Output:
scrambles to their feet.


Ex Input:
Someone gathers the small Hobbit in her arms, feeling his life slip away. A bright light suddenly flares. someone

Ex Output:

gyrates her brow, then beams at someone, who shrinks back.