Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children

A: undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.
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Q: Someone and the others join him. Someone

A: hurries to sidewalk where a sedan car pulls up beside someone.
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Q: She grabs a brush and cleans a window. She

A:
uses a towel to wipe dry the roof with a sponge.
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