TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: toxic and non-toxic. Toxicity is defiend as anything that is rude, disrespectful, or unreasonable that would make someone want to leave a converation.
PROBLEM: Comment: For the love of God, buy some humor (and self-awareness). It's satire.

Kurgan isn't actually demanding citations, OK? Think about it.

SOLUTION: Non-toxic

PROBLEM: Comment: 𝘓𝘖𝘓𝘭𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢 -- 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 "𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢" 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 ("𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘢"). 𝘐𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮, 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 "𝘓𝘖𝘓" 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.

SOLUTION: Non-toxic

PROBLEM: Comment: I have to say you are totally a idiot. The Vancouver housing market never cools. Even the 500 ft2  studio is for 700K now and sold within one week.
you are a loser and misled!!!

SOLUTION:
Toxic