In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Q: Fact1: Bruce Nolan is television field reporter in but desires to be news anchorman Buffalo, Fact2: rival steals dialogue from unaired segment while accepting promotion on air, Fact3: pager directing him to empty warehouse, Fact4: Bruce uses powers to make Evan humiliate himself on air still wanting anchor position as well as wanting to get revenge on Evan Baxter for taunting him, Fact5: Grace to find man

A: Bruce Nolan Jim Carrey is a television field reporter for Eyewitness News at WKBWTV in Buffalo, New York, but desires to be the news anchorman. He is in a relationship with his girlfriend Grace Connelly Jennifer Aniston, but also has a mild crush on his coworker, Susan Ortega Catherine Bell, who barely seems to notice him. Bruce, however, suffers from constant bad luck and reaches his breaking point when he is passed over for promotion by his rival, Evan Baxter Steve Carell, who then steals dialogue from an unaired segment by Bruce while accepting the promotion on air. This causes Bruce to aggressively and insanely criticize the station during his first live report and mockcongratulate Evan and is promptly fired. Following a series of other misfortunes, Bruce takes out his frustration on God Morgan Freeman, blaming Him and claiming that He is the one who should be fired. Bruce later receives a message on his pager directing him to an empty warehouse, where he meets God. God offers to give Bruce His job to see if Bruce can do a better job. God gives Bruce two rules that he must follow: Bruce cannot tell anyone else that he is God and Bruce cannot use his powers to interfere with free will. Initially, Bruce becomes jubilant with the powers, using them for personal gain such as having his dog use the toilet, getting revenge on a street gang that assaulted him earlier, transforming his damaged car into a Saleen S7 an expensive sports car and sexually impressing Grace. Bruce also finds ways of using the powers to cause miraculous events to occur at otherwise mundane events that he covers, such as discovering the body of Jimmy Hoffa, earning him his job back, or causing a meteor to harmlessly land near a cookoff. Bruce, still wanting the anchor position as well as wanting to get revenge on Evan Baxter for taunting him, uses his powers to make Evan humiliate himself on air, causing Bruce to be promoted to anchor position while Evan gets fired. After taking Grace to a fancy dinner and telling her about his promotion disappointing her, as she thought he was going to propose, Bruce begins to hear voices in his head. He reencounters God, who explains that the voices are prayers to God, and that Bruce must deal with them. Bruce creates an email system to receive prayers and respond to them  but finds that the influx is far too great for him to handle, even with the use of his powers. So he sets the program to automatically answer Yes to every prayer, thinking this will make everyone happy. During a party to celebrate Bruces promotion, Susan seduces and kisses him. When Grace arrives and sees this, she angrily storms out; Bruce follows her, but she is heartbroken and wont listen to him. He tries to use his powers to convince Grace to stay, but cannot influence her free will causing his relationship with her to get mocked by Susan. As Bruce looks around, he realizes that automatically granting everyones prayers has plunged the city into chaos. Bruce returns to God, who explains that despite how chaotic things seem, there is always a way to make things right, and that Bruce must figure out a way to solve it himself. Bruce then begins to solve his problems in life practically, such as helping a man whose car has broken down, potty training his dog properly, and allowing Evan to have his job back and actually congratulating him, in contrast to his fake congratulation earlier. Bruce returns to his computer system, having briefly unplugged it, and he finds many prayers from Grace about Bruce. As he reads them, another prayer from Grace arrives, this one wishing not to be in love with Bruce anymore. A despondent Bruce walks alone on a highway, asking God to take back His powers and letting his fate be in His hands. Bruce is suddenly struck by a truck and regains consciousness in a white void heaven. God appears and tells Bruce to pray for what he truly wants; Bruce prays for Grace to find a man that would make her happy. God agrees and Bruce finds himself in the hospital, shortly after being miraculously revived by the doctors. Grace arrives and the two reconcile. After his recovery, Bruce returns to his field of reporting, but takes more pleasure, in simple stories. Bruce and Grace announce their engagement on live television. The film ends with the homeless man Bruce had ran into on various occasions turning into God, who claps the film off.
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Q: Fact1: goats go to moon in to assist Queen of Moon, Fact2: Bitter Gourd King and gourd troopers are attacking World of Sweetness with bitter juice, Fact3: Queen needs help of goats, Fact4: Wolfie and family come with goats by accident, Fact5: Weslie comes to tears upon seeing parents

A: The plot follows the goats, who go to the moon in a candyshaped spaceship in order to assist the Queen of the Moon. The Bitter Gourd King and his gourd troopers are attacking the World of Sweetness with bitter juice, and the Queen needs the help of the goats. Wolfie and his family come with the goats by accident. At one point the Gourd King kidnaps Wolfies family, and Weslie comes to tears upon seeing his parents.
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Q: Fact1: appeals to him Colonel Isaac Johnson to help track down assassin, Fact2: Swagger is working with Johnson 's agents to find rumored assassin, Fact3: Ethiopian archbishop is shot while standing next to president, Fact4: Memphis is blamed for Swagger 's escape, Fact5: Johnson kidnap Memphis and attempt to stage suicide

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Bob Lee Swagger reluctantly leaves a selfimposed exile at the request of Colonel Isaac Johnson, who appeals to him to help track down an assassin who is planning to shoot the president. Johnson gives him a list of three cities where the President is scheduled to visit and Swagger assesses a site in Philadelphia as the most likely. This turns out to be a setup; while Swagger is working with Johnsons agents to find the rumored assassin, the Ethiopian archbishop is shot instead while standing next to the president. Swagger is then shot by a police officer but manages to escape. The agents tell the police that Swagger is the shooter and stage a manhunt for the injured sniper. However, he meets a rookie FBI special agent, Nick Memphis, disarms him, and steals his car. After his escape, Swagger takes refuge with Sarah Fenn, widow of his late spotter and close friend, killed years before in a mission in Africa. He later convinces her to help him contact Memphis with information on the conspiracy. Memphis is blamed for Swaggers escape and is informed that he will face disciplinary review but argues that, given Swaggers training and experience, it is surprising that the president survived and the archbishop standing several feet away was killed. He independently learns that Swagger may have been framed for the assassination and is further made suspicious when he learns that the officer that shot Swagger was himself shot dead just hours later in a mugging. When the agents realize their secret is compromised, they kidnap Memphis and attempt to stage his suicide. Swagger tails them and kills the captors. The two then join forces and visit a firearms expert who provides information on the FBIs ballistics report and a short list of people capable of taking a shot from a distance of one mile or more. Armed with this, they plot to capture the exsniper who they think is the real assassin. Once they find him, he commits suicide after revealing that the archbishop was actually the real target and was murdered to prevent him revealing U.S. involvement in the massacre of an Eritrean village. The massacre was carried out on behalf of a consortium of American corporate oil interests headed by corrupt Senator Charles Meachum. Swagger records the exsnipers confession of his involvement in the African massacre and then, with Memphis assistance, escapes from an ambush by mercenaries. Meanwhile, other rogue mercenaries have kidnapped Sarah to lure Swagger out of hiding. With his new evidence and cat and mouse strategy, Swagger and Memphis are able to rescue her when Colonel Johnson and Senator Meachum arrange a meeting to exchange their hostage for the evidence of their wrongdoing. The Senator is allowed to escape, while Swagger and Memphis surrender to the FBI. Later, Swagger is brought before U.S. Attorney General Russert and the FBI director in a closeddoor meeting with Colonel Johnson, Memphis, and Sarah also present. Swagger quickly clears his name by loading a round into his rifle which is there as evidence since it was supposedly used in the killing, aims it at the Colonel and pulls the trigger—which fails to fire. Swagger explains that every time he leaves his house, he removes the firing pins from all his guns, replacing them with slightly shorter ones, thus rendering them inoperable until he returns. Although Swagger is exonerated, Colonel Johnson cannot be charged with his crime as the Eritrean massacre was outside American legal jurisdiction. The attorney general tells Swagger that he himself must abide by the law. Its not the Wild West where you can clean up the streets with a gun, even though sometimes thats exactly whats needed. Russert then orders Swagger released and exonerates him of all charges. Afterwards, as Johnson and Senator Meachum plan their next move, Swagger breaks in and kills both conspirators, arranging for the house to blow up as if by accident. In a final scene, he drives away with Sarah.
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