TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a news headline in English. You are expected to classify the post into two classes: sarcastic or non-sarcastic. A sarcastic sentence is one that refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
PROBLEM: that's what host of 'showtime at the apollo' talking about

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: thirtysomething scientists unveil doomsday clock of hair loss

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: ted danson totally nails tonight show interview

SOLUTION:
sarcastic