Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone is seeing the kiss from across the room and walks off angrily. Someone

A: look away, as someone is seen through his book.
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Q: Giving someone else a weak wave, someone heads to his office and pauses and looks at his name placard on the glass door. He

A: lifts a cigar, then stirs it.
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Q: Someone has just come into the hall. He

A:
runs upstairs but closes in on people.
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