Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

Output: gets to the back of the van.


Input: Consider Input: Now, the tv screen fills with people's ecstatically happy faces. Someone

Output: see the ending screen.


Input: Consider Input: They raise their rifles and someone leaps onto someone to shield her. Someone


Output: ducks into the light.