Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone falls out of the branches of the tree. He

A: tugs off his arm like an umbrella.
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Q: They are performing using batons. They

A: kick the high ropes on the side.
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Q: He finds a golf bag. She

A:
tosses it to one of them.
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