Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone

A: he fiddles with his leg bleeding.
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Q: The screen displays a flashing message. Someone

A: unplugs someone's flustered.
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Q: An intro leads into a woman performing several different tricks with a dog and showing text for how to perform the trick. The woman

A:
continues cutting several more and cycling out of frame while still speaking and end by feeding off one more.
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