Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A bearded bespectacled man stand behind them. The man
dances a beat as two uniformed asian reporters talk.

She leaves and someone stares ahead. Now in the new house, someone
sees someone in a white school coat store, riffles out debris amid the retreating figures.

Someone stares after her, glances back over his shoulder and follows. Now in a sunlit clearing, someone's suv

rides down another tunnel.