Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She
Example Output: gazes at them, then motions them.

Example Input: The crowd cheers for him as he bowls the ball again knocking down two more pins. He
Example Output: walks out onto the ice, halfway across the lane.

Example Input: Someone flips several switches, activating timers which count down from seven minutes. Someone
Example Output:
spots someone running back the spanish car.