TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Disgusted, he drops the cup on the floor and gets up from the table. Someone

SOLUTION: hands him a lighter.

PROBLEM: Leaving someone, they all huddle under the invisibility cloak. Someone

SOLUTION: grabs someone's coat from behind and leans against it.

PROBLEM: He slowly wakes and sits up. He

SOLUTION:
shines them on his finger.