Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone raises the camera to his eye. He
Example Output: scrutinizes his friend's butt, then sits on the ledge.

Example Input: The man uses the torch to light the wood in the fire pit. The man
Example Output: continues smoking the hookah once more.

Example Input: Man approaches the weights before him. Man
Example Output:
starts dragging a man with an orange object.