TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: The last team to take an unsettled winger from the fringes of the Barcelona team and put him in their starting XI each week finished up with a 20-goals-a-season forward who won the club’s player of the year. If Pedro makes the same impact at Chelsea as Alexis Sanchez did at Arsenal, there will be no complaints at Stamford Bridge. (There may be some at Old Trafford after Jose Mourinho hijacks Manchester United's move for the winger). But is he the same type of player and is he likely to have the same sort of debut campaign as Sanchez? The statistics suggest it is like-for-like. When Sanchez joined Barcelona in the 2011-12 season he scored 11 goals in 20 starts, Pedro managed five in 20 starts.Pedro is set to complete his £22million move to ChelseaThe winger scored Barcelona's winner in the UEFA Super Cup finalAlexis Sanchez has been a huge hit since joining Arsenal last yearIt's not too late to sign up for MailOnline's new Fantasy Football game 
 Question:_, or Pedrito as he was known when he first broke through, has always been able to produce on the big occasion.

SOLUTION: Barcelona

PROBLEM: (CNN) President Donald Trump has a longtime habit in high-profile meetings that's no "Art of the Deal" secret: a casual drop-by from daughter Ivanka Trump. Take Wednesday's meeting with congressional leaders: Ivanka Trump, who also serves as a White House adviser, "entered the Oval Office to 'say hello' and the meeting careened off-topic," a congressional source briefed on the meeting told CNN's Deirdre Walsh. Some Republican leaders were "visibly annoyed by Ivanka's presence," the source said. But House Speaker Paul Ryan spokeswoman AshLee Strong refuted that characterization, saying, "That's not true." At the time she entered, the President had just sided with Democrats and agreed to support a deal that would ensure passage of disaster relief funding as well as raising the debt ceiling and continuing to fund the government into December, a senior GOP source told CNN's Dana Bash.Ivanka Trump stopped by the President's recent meeting with congressional leadersShe often drops by her father's meetings 
 Question:But the _ drop-by is hardly a new tradition.

SOLUTION: Donald Trump

PROBLEM: An eccentric retiree who spent years writing comical letters to celebrities, politicians and sports stars has published their bemused responses in a new book. Neville Mills, 71, who lives in Noosaville in Queensland, wrote letters to people including Tony Abbott, Alan Jones, Michael Clarke and Maggie Beer under the pseudonym Mervyn Mudal. In his book, The Curious Letters Of Mervyn Mudal, he includes the actual replies from the public figures – most of whom took his correspondence seriously. Mervyn Mudal is a character Mr Mills created who moved to Noosa from his farm in the small town of Goondiwindi on the Queensland-New South Wales border and is perplexed by modern life.Neville Mills wrote letters to people including Tony Abbott and Alan JonesHe wrote the letters signed under the name of fictional 'Mervyn Mudal'Mr Mills, from Noosaville in Queensland, has published the public figures' responses in his new book The Curious Letters Of Mervyn Mudal 
 Question:Mrs _ tends to spend some time on roundabouts and often circles them six or seven times before finding the correct exit.

SOLUTION:
Neville Mills