Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The troopers shoot blasters at someone as they speed closer. Someone
Example Output: leans out of the station platform and gets out, jumping off the bar.

Example Input: Now, someone runs out of her bedroom and down the corridor chased by someone, who ambushes her coming out of the lounge. Feathers
Example Output: rushes up after him.

Example Input: His eyes travel to the window. Someone, his back toward someone,
Example Output:
opens the trapdoor and then moves away.