Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: His broomstick goes out of control. It
Example Output: unleashes ominously from the river, which erupts across the sky.

Example Input: Someone is overweight and finds it hard to keep up. Soaked to the skin, they
Example Output: struggle through the sight of someone.

Example Input: Alone in the kitchen, someone paces. He
Example Output:
takes off her jacket and steps at the spot, looking up at him.