Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The man lifts his arm. The man

A: slides down ice cone.
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Q: He catches a bag in a web, hitting someone who spins around and tosses some more. Someone

A: pulls out a chair.
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Q: He hits a bowling ball with a croquet mallet and then hold up a bowling ball with a big 8 on it. A woman with a large chalice

A:
talks while walking and holding the camera.
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