Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Woman wwearing a red shirt is standing in front of the pole. little girl
Example Output: is standing on her bow field brushing.

Example Input: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He
Example Output: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

Example Input: She looks at someone as he stares out the windshield. She
Example Output:
pours the soda in her car, then wipes it away with the back of her hand.