Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He gets a hammer and begins to nail it in place and then he cuts off the excess. He
Example Output: surfs before a small piece of paint and instructions on how to paint a stump.

Example Input: The crowd cheers for him as he bowls the ball again knocking down two more pins. He
Example Output: walks out onto the ice, halfway across the lane.

Example Input: After being taped, several red glitter bows are placed on top of the wrapping paper. On the counter,
Example Output:
begins the cake and cut pieces of green paper.