Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Just as someone steps out onto the balcony, someone closes his eyes and pushes backwards, propelling himself and someone over the edge of the balustrade. Stunned, someone

A: presses into a spotlight, taught him to creep out of his way, and throws up his hands at the back.
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Q: A woman mixes ingredients into a pot on the stove. A man

A: lifts a pan over her stove.
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Q: Someone inches over to him. Someone

A:
does the layups throw.
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