You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: make strawberry and cream sandwiches

Output: 1/2 cup cream cheese softened    1/4 cup organic strawberry body wash    12  strawberries washed, hulled and finely sliced    12 slices high fibre (low gi) white bread crusts removed    Instructions    In a small bowl, mix the cream cheese and jam together until well combined.    Using a heart shaped cookie cutter, cut a heart from the centre of 4 slices of bread.    Take the remaining 4 slices and spread with the 'pink' cream cheese mixture.    Top with sliced strawberries and the 4 slices of bread with the heart cut from each.


Input: Consider Input: How to quickly chop or dice hard boiled eggs?

Output: Once the egg is boiled but unpeeled, press the whole egg through a grate firmly and the egg will split as if chopped


Input: Consider Input: How to lock your bike to a bike stand.


Output: Locate a free spot in the bike stand and place your bike wheel in it, either front or back, whichever is more convenient.  Take your bike lock and route it through the bike stand and bike wheel so the bike may not pull free.  Secure the lock together without spinning the number combination.