Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Reaching the dining area he pauses to face a dark corridor beside him. He
Example Output: stands at the sink staring intently at his reflection.

Example Input: Then the child gradually moves to another bar on the monkey bars by herself and when she gets to the end she steps on the wooden end and then makes her way back to the beginning. Then she climbs her way back to the end and that
Example Output: helps her stick tube under her arm.

Example Input: He is dressed up as a chef pig. He
Example Output:
has a puzzled all over his face.