Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The young male takes his hand and reaches inside to grab the soccer ball. As they keep playing, a set of feet

A: falls off the ground.
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Q: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

A: gets to the back of the van.
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Q: The other staffers swap uneasy looks. Someone

A:
seconds of one sharply reaches the table.
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