Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: Two men then begin fighting one another while people watch on the sides. The men
Example Output: continue riding around on the bars as well as pushing and jumping around obstacles.

Example Input: Later in the dining room, someone brings someone a Bloody someone garnished with a celery stalk and bendy straw. Sitting kitty corner to someone's mom someone
Example Output:
ambles off alongside the restaurant, and staggers toward the stage.