Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A woman mixes ingredients into a pot on the stove. A man

A: lifts a pan over her stove.
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Q: A cowboy is released from a rodeo gate. He

A: falling off jawed comforts people.
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Q: The man hammers the nails into the metal piece on the shingle and cuts the metal. The man

A:
installs all the heavy tiles tiles in the floor to indicate it was welded.
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