Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The redhead gives a resigned nod. She

A: marches a pack.
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Q: Standing back, he reaches out and tilts the container over Richard Parker's head. With saddened eyes, someone

A: replaces the top and puts it on someone's shoulder.
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Q: A man jumps off stairs in roller blades. He

A:
does several sit ups.
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