Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: An ad is shown for a pet wash place. A dog
Example Output: takes a horse off the floor and gets in his car bag.

Example Input: After, the girl stops playing and talks. Next, the girl
Example Output: wraps the arms around the heads of the girls.

Example Input: She barks a mirthless though hearty laugh. If we could read someone which we can't, we
Example Output:
see that you've broken someone's bowlers.