Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He is shown talking to the camera. Then we

A: see an improvement on the cooking surface.
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Q: He smiles and they kiss. He

A: gazes after her lovingly as they approach.
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Q: He slides into a suitcase, which strikes him in the crotch. The dog

A:
hides as he just sits at her.
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