instruction:
You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.
question:
How do you condense a toilet to be taken out for trash?
answer:
Put the toilet somewhere very cold and it will naturally shrink and be able to be put in a normal sized trash can.


question:
To prevent onions from making you cry when they are cut,
answer:
use a serrated knife instead of a smooth edged one.


question:
How to keep from saying the wrong thing.
answer:

Put masking tape over your mouth and paint a mouth on with your lipstick so you won't say the wrong thing. Don't talk with your mouth full when eating , keep tape on when not.