Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A large stage is shown with several instruments pushed up against the wall. All of a sudden, a young lady
talks to the camera and begins dancing onto the floor while putting a foosball stick.

He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He
spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

He tosses down his empty shotgun. Rule 17

shifts in a minute and 45 kicks.