Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A person's hand is seen holding a paint brush. The hand then
Example Output: scrapes a brush across the board.

Example Input: Someone steps up to her. She
Example Output: gives a thumbs in.

Example Input: At home, someone reads the headlines in the Daily Prophet. Someone's, someone
Example Output:
snaps the revelers from his bag.