Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.

Are you not afraid of a bad guy with a gun because you know the idiot is not likely trained in how to use it ? That would make  sense.  The Idiot  is not going to hit you from any distance greater then point blank.
As opposed to a trained gun owner that could take out a dog trying to attack his child.
BTW I'd much rather read a story about a dead dog then a 3 year old kid having it's face tore up by the some dog.
Yes

All true.  But the Alaska Legislature won't let facts get in the way of Full Metal Stupid.
Yes

Then they are are... wait for it...  not a Catholic. 

On one hand, I fully understand. Humans have some innate draw towards a vague spirituality. The church's job, however, is to use that vague notion to control and profit from them. 

You seem to want a pat on the head for attending a church that you disagree with. Instead, I would label you as the worst kind of hypocrite. You can satisfy you spirituality at home. The church is typically left for social networking, political correctness and self promotion.

Yes