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Q: Comedian Bill Maher jokes about his newfound love for Mitt Romney during the latest episode of "The Messy Truth ," a town hall series hosted by Van Jones . 
Back in 2012 , Maher reminds Jones in Thursday 's episode , he gave Obama "a million dollars" to prevent Romney , the then Republican presidential nominee , from becoming president . 
But since the election of Donald Trump , Maher says , things are now so bad he "would happily give that million dollars to Mitt Romney if he would take over the country ." 
"I gave it to prevent Mitt Romney from being president . 
Now I 'm begging Mitt Romney to be president ," he says .

A: Bill Maher says he would become a Mormon for Mitt Romney . 
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Q: Speaking to the media reports of a possible Special Counsel in the offing over  her  Uranium One deal to the leftist media outlet Mother Jones  the former first lady  former Secretary of State and former Democratic nominee for president said :
 Hillary Clinton  would have you believe prosecuting corruption and holding anyone accountable is something only tinpot dictatorships do.
âIf they send a signal that weâre going to be like some dictatorship  like some authoritarian regime  where political opponents are going to be unfairly  fraudulently investigated  that rips at the fabric of the contract we have  that we can trust our justice system â  Clinton  said. âIt will be incredibly demoralizing to people who have served at the Justice Department  under both Republicans and Democrats  because they know better. But it will also send a terrible signal to our country and the world that somehow we are giving up on the kind of values that we used to live by and we used to promote worldwide.â
 Hillary Clinton  has been getting away with corruption for so long  she  doesn't see  herself  as subject to the law at all. There was  her  illegal private server   her  destruction of government emails and tech machinery 'with hammers ' amounting to obstruction of justice  there was  her  collusion with Fusion GPS which took phony "opposition research" from the Russians for use in an investigation and leakfest against Donald Trump and this doesn't even cover the half of it. During  her  tenure as Secretary of State  there were classified documents mishandled (left on the dashboard of cars on overseas trips)  the Benghazi failure to protect American personnel overseas  the Benghazi talking points coverup  a missing $2 billion in financial mismanagement and more. Scroll further back and the corruption continues in the same pattern: Whitewater  the cattle futures cleanup  the missing billing records and "I don't recall." lt likely goes even further back than that with the NGOs and the Nixon investigation. Any wonder the late William Safire called her 'a congenital liar' and the number one reason voters rejected her according to a Soros group  was the public perception of her as untrustworthy?
I've got news for her: Banana republics  tinpot dictatorships  and authoritarian regimes do not prosecute big-dollar corruption among the politically connected. Going by pay-to-play rules is how they operate. That's how Mugabe in Africa and Chavistas in Venezuela and assorted characters in the Indonesia of the  Clinton  era operate. It's what makes them banana republics in the first place.
Far from the act of prosecuting corruption being a problem  as  Hillary Clinton  would have you believe  operating on pay-to-play principles and expecting to get away with it is what makes a place a tinpot regime.

A: Hillary Clinton calls holding miscreants accountable banana
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Q: Allyson B. Moran  26   was arrested last month for having sex with the teen while  he  was a student at Stockbridge High School.  Moran  had been working at the school as a long-term substitute chemistry teacher and girls soccer coach.
The victim testified Wednesday in a preliminary hearing that  Moran  invited  him  over to  her  Dansville home and sexually assaulted  him   the Lansing State Journal reports.
The teen said  he  first started communicating with the teacher outside of the classroom on Snapchat.
"At first it was just normal ... asking how I was doing "  he  said.
 The boy  said they "started talking more in a sexual manner" and exchanged nude photos. The teen also testified that  he  would sometimes eat lunch in  Moran 's classroom.
During  his  spring break in April   he  said  Moran  invited  him  over to  her  home.
 Moran  allegedly told the teen not to park near  her  house because  she  didn't want the neighbors seeing the car.
When he arrived at the home  he said  Moran  took him to  her  basement "man cave " disrobed and kissed him.
 She  then took him upstairs to  her  bedroom where the teen says  she  sexually assaulted him.
 Moran  invited the teen back to  her  house a day or two later and they had sex again   he  said.
The relationship was reported in August after the teen told  his  girlfriend what happened.
According to the Lansing State Journal   Moran  was bound over for trial on three felony counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct involving a student and one misdemeanor charge of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving a student.
 Her  arraignment date is set for Nov. 8.  She  could face up to 15 years in prison.

A:
Former teacher sexually assaulted student victim testifies
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