TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: A wrestler and the referee push on each other. The wrestler

SOLUTION: rubs the guy's head with an orange wing and a man finishes air.

PROBLEM: He hops back down from the railing. The hotel room

SOLUTION: shows the ladies locked.

PROBLEM: He presses an ear to the trunk and listens. He

SOLUTION:
opens the door and heads blindly into the leafy, muddy trunk, breaking a tie.