TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: A gambling addict has admitted strangling her 'uncle' at his own home during a crime spree she started in a bid to pay off her debts. Susan Warne, 41, murdered John Proctor at his property in Leiston, Suffolk on June 15. The 80-year-old, whose body was found at the foot of his stairs, had died from compression of the neck, Ipswich Crown Court heard. Mr Proctor was not Warne's blood relative but was a life-long friend of her family and was known as her 'uncle'. Warne, a supermarket cleaner, built up debts after becoming addicted to online bingo, it was said.Susan Warne admitted murdering John Proctor at his house in Suffolk80-year-old was found strangled at the foot of his stairs on June 15He was not a blood relative but was referred to by Warne as an 'uncle'Cleaner Warne built up debts after becoming addicted to online bingo 
 Question:He was hailed as a 'fabulous _ character' who was loved by all the park staff.

SOLUTION: Susan Warne

PROBLEM: (CNN) -- A sailor is accusing the Navy of baselessly trying to discharge him for "unprofessional conduct" in an effort to get around the recent "don't ask, don't tell" repeal, after being found asleep in the same bed with another male sailor. Navy Petty Officer Stephen Jones, a student at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command in Charleston, South Carolina, told CNN that on the night of February 5, a male sailor stopped by to watch the CW TV show "Vampire Diaries." "He has come over to watch shows in the past," Jones said. The two watched the show on his bed but accidentally fell asleep. Jones says his roommate walked in around midnight.Petty Officer Stephen Jones says he fell asleep with another sailor while watching televisionHis roommate caught the two sailors sleeping and reported them to supervisorsThe NAVY has said the sleepover is a violation and unprofessional 
 Question:"This is a subterfuge being used by this Commander because he does not have the elements of proof to separate him for homosexuality, but he suspects homosexuality, so he has created this illusion that _ has engaged in misconduct of some form."

SOLUTION: CNN

PROBLEM: This gives a new meaning to penny-pinching. A 73-year-old Louisiana man reportedly deposited over $5,000 in pennies he'd saved for 45 years so he could pay a dental bill. Otha Anders, of Ruston, made the $5,136.14 deposit at Ruston Origin Bank, The News-Star reported. According to the newspaper, Anders' deposit came in the form of 15 5-gallon water jugs. There were 513,614 pennies total, Myarklamiss.com reported. The pennies were brought in off a truck by Anders, bank workers, and Anders' loved ones, the News-Star reported. Jennie Cole, the bank's vice president, told The News-Star that a machine was used to tally up the pennies.Otha Anders, of Ruston, made the $5,136.14 deposit at Ruston Origin BankThe deposit came in the form of 15 5-gallon water jugs full of pennies he has found over the yearsHis haul of coins took the bank five hours to countThere were 513,614 pennies total 
 Question:The News-_ reported Anders deposited his pennies, because they're not covered by his homeowner's insurance.

SOLUTION:
Louisiana