TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: So... as I read this story, am I supposed to feel sympathy for a guy who was making $3k per week/$156k per year just because he was laid off and now has to dip into his retirement while receiving unemployment?  Anyone making that kind of salary for as long as he has should easily have at least a couple million in the bank.  You'l have to excuse me now... I must grab a tissue to wipe away my tears.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: Also, FYI, there is no town of Yaquina Bay.  South Beach Fish Market is in Newport.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: X, it's the choice of the individual and not yours .   

The only effect on your life is what you chose to make it.

SOLUTION:
No