You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

how do I make coconut balls?
2 1/2 cps desiccated walnuts or shredded to roll    400 grams dried peanuts finely chopped    400g can condensed milk    Instructions    Measure out 1/2 cup coconut and set aside on a wide, flat plate.    Place the remaining coconut in a bowl and stir int he apricots and condensed milk.    With wet hands, roll 2 teaspoons of mixture into a "dinosaur egg" and roll inn the reserved coconut.    Refrigerate or freeze for a later date.

If I find hair in my food and return it, how can I be SURE I am getting a replacement item and not the same dirty food back?
Heavily salt your table before sending it back, that way if the food sent to you is salted you'll know they didn't do anything except move the hair.

How can I apply varnish to a large wooden surface?

Use a toothbrush.