Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Now, in a dapper suit and red tie, he strolls through the offices with someone. They
find someone in a bus and others watch them.

She hands him a pen. He
gets on his knees and reaches for a large bag.

A woman and a man writes the scores on a the game, then people applauds. The winner team gets out the water and celebrates, and then the reporter

continues on the skis, while two women wander.