Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators

A: watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.
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Q: Someone loses control and the submarine drops to the edge of the sandy shore, landing on its side. Tumbling across the beach, the submarine

A: jumps amid the tide of crawl foam.
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Q: The man turns, revealing a long pale face with aging features. Someone

A:
glances back, then disappears in.
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