Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone

Ex Output:
steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.


Ex Input:
She greets someone's dog. He

Ex Output:
delivers a layup at someone.


Ex Input:
Someone finds his father weeping in the bathroom. He

Ex Output:

goes back to the next unharmed and split the ceiling with his right hand.