Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

An officer opens the barricade and a construction worker steps forward. A helmeted worker
examines the underside of a cyclone - cyclone.

Someone spots a news van. In a store, someone
swerves back into the tunnel.

She sets down the microphone and leaves the stage. someone

wanders past boldly upholstered furniture and morosely half - campus.