Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain
Example Output: looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

Example Input: The redhead gives a resigned nod. She
Example Output: marches a pack.

Example Input: She then tucks the braid to the side and grabs lengths of hair to secure it to the side and incorporates lengths from the back of her hair. Her hair is succesfully braided and she
Example Output:
poses for her entire form then her hair drops.