Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.
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Question: No link to another story...not easy in these forums to post one, either.

However, your response shows you have an only slightly hidden agenda about something that, like what's indicated by your pseudonym, is legal and generally accepted in Oregon. I hope your use of 4:20 will lead to an expanded consciousness and acceptance.

Answer: No


Question: "Anybody who can kiss that many asses, that quickly, is so primed for success in the American workplace that they don't need your crappy restaurant job." 

^This.

Also, having been both the chatty person and the languishing-in-line-behind-the-chatty-person person, I think the best thing to do is smile and get over it.

Answer: Yes


Question: Wow Neil.... I use my firearms all the time, along with most of my gun toting friends and relatives. You must be lobbying for the groceries I plan on harvesting. I hope you are a vegan because every piece of meat you eat was killed. My dinner is at least wild and free before I humanely as possible kill it. I was taught that whatever I aim at I better kill; whatever I kill, I must eat it. Killing an animal is no sport, it is a sad affair.  When you take my guns; you take my ability to feed my family. Eating is not a crime...yet!
Just so you know, it is illegal to have a felony record and a gun.

Oh drats...I am so off topic from the article! Sorry everyone I was thinking about the comments rather than the article.

 I hope this person receives a fair trial by jury and not by mob vote.

Answer:
No