Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man
finishes and puts his head in the mirror.

Giving someone else a weak wave, someone heads to his office and pauses and looks at his name placard on the glass door. He
lifts a cigar, then stirs it.

As she hops into some jeans, she tips over. She

stares at him as he follows her walking.