Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Straddling the chair, she peers down at his face. She
[A]: stares longingly at his dying friend.


[Q]: A barber is combing and shaving the hair of a man in a seat. They
[A]: is his hair stylist.


[Q]: The troll swings the club and smashes it along the row of cubicles. The flimsy partitions
[A]:
get back in a roaring projector.