Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: They abandon the car and run off into the dense surrounding woodland. Someone

A: leans on the rail.
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Q: He makes several variations in pitch as he plays his song on the violin. When he is done he

A: plays on the piano.
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Q: He moves with determination through the fleeing students. The disintegrating shield

A:
is turned to books and buildings before them.
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