Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

A: bends down and starts to break along the street.
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Q: Two men then begin fighting one another while people watch on the sides. The men

A: continue riding around on the bars as well as pushing and jumping around obstacles.
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Q: Someone tosses the notebook over and it lands in the dirt. His cheeks flushed, someone

A:
punches him off the diamond record.
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