Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A cop suddenly gets flung away from their car. The car

A: swerves to a stop to sigh.
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Q: Words appear: Santa Cruz, California, 1987.. The van

A: pulls away from someone home motel.
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Q: He takes a wedding invitation from an envelope and studies it. Someone

A:
hikes a bath, as someone's date catches a sniff of hair.
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