In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Fact1: corrupt police officer named blackmails her crime, Fact2: dentist hires Bernice to break into Christopher 's home and steal back jewelry, Fact3: Carl hop from bar to bar looking for someone, Fact4: old flame of Christopher 's tells her about artist bartender and mysterious man known only by nickname, Fact5: Bernice calls Carson to meet her in park with bag of jewelry
Bernice Bernie Rhodenbarr, a former San Francisco burglar, resumes her life of crime when a corrupt police officer named Ray Kirschman blackmails her. A dentist, Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake, hires Bernice to break into her exhusband Christophers home and steal back her jewelry. Things take a turn for the worse when Christopher is murdered while Bernie is robbing his home, and thanks to Sheldrake and her lawyer Carson, Bernie is the only suspect. To clear her name Bernice and her friend Carl hop from bar to bar looking for someone who knew Christopher. They find out that Christopher had quite a few girlfriends... and boyfriends. Bernice has three new suspects after an old flame of Christophers tells her about an artist, a bartender, and a mysterious man known only by his nickname: Heeeeeeeres Johnny! Bernice investigates the artist and the bartender only to have them show up dead. With no clues or witnesses, Bernice waits for Dr. Sheldrake in her home to confront her. Demanding she tell her everything she knew about Christopher, she concludes that Cynthia herself had sex with her ex the night he was murdered. During the conversation the TV flashes to an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Bernice realizes Carson knew the doctors ex. Bernice calls Carson to meet her in the park with the bag of jewelry Bernice was commissioned to steal in the first place. Bernie has also deduced that Carson was in love with Christopher himself. A scuffle ensues and Bernice, along with her friend Carl and Ray, capture Carson.

Fact1: film starts with loading of ship called, Fact2: Oliver described as bully after captain of course, Fact3: captain takes Nelly to ship, Fact4: last hope is to get rid of Nelly, Fact5: captain 's wife takes gun to shoot husband
The film starts with the loading of a ship called the Merry Maiden. Oliver is first mate on the ship and described as a bully, the nastiest crew member, after the captain of course. He features a beard and a mustache, rather than his usual solitary mustache. Stan plays Willie Brisling a guy who is engaged to Nelly and they are in love. The captain leaves his ship, he sees Nelly and decides he wants her. Stan has a tattoo of a ship on his chest and shows it to the captain. The captain pours a jug of water down Stans sweater and abducts Nelly. The captain takes Nelly to his ship and Stan sneaks on board to rescue her. Oliver starts to look for Stan. Stan decides to save Nelly his last hope is to get rid of the crew, one by one. Stan disguises himself as a loose woman. The crew begin to fall for his charms. Stan calls one of the crewmen over, he hits the crewman with a cosh and knocks him out. Then he throws the cosh at Oliver, who thinks the crewman threw the cosh. Oliver throws the crewman overboard, this is repeated until all of the crew are in the sea. Nelly is being harassed by the captain. The captains wife appears at the ship. The Captain takes a fancy to Stan. The wife appears as Stan is sat in the captains lap. The captains wife takes a gun and goes to shoot her husband. Stan stops her and takes off his wig. Stan says this was a test to see if you really love your husband. The captain and wife begin to make up. But then the captain indicates hes going to deal with Stan later. Stan is peeved, he opens the door and Nelly appears. Stan indicates the captain has been up to no good with Nelly and that four other loose women have already gone. The captains wife is furious, Stan gives her the gun back. Stan and Nelly leave. There is a gunshot in the room. The wife, still angry, sees Stan and Nelly through a porthole and shoots them. Stan and Nellys clothes fall off revealing their underwear.

Fact1: Chicago housewife but instead is ambushed with revelation is invited onto Toni Post talk show under pretense of getting free makeover, Fact2: Bill has been having affair with best friend, Fact3: Bernice move to Birdee 's hometown of Smithville Texas precocious only daughter, Fact4: Birdee struggles to make new life as working single mother and deals with growing attraction between herself and former high school classmate, Fact5: Ramona mend gap between daughter and granddaughter by telling childhood story of her own

Birdee Pruitt Sandra Bullock is a Chicago housewife who is invited onto the Toni Post talk show under the pretense of getting a free makeover but instead is ambushed with the revelation that her husband Bill has been having an affair with her best friend Connie Rosanna Arquette. Humiliated on national television, Birdee and her precocious only daughter Bernice Mae Whitman move back to Birdees hometown of Smithville, Texas, with Birdees eccentric mother Ramona Gena Rowlands and her young, imaginative nephew Travis Cameron Finley, to make a fresh start. As Birdee and Bernice leave Chicago, Birdee gives Bernice a letter from her father, telling Bernice how much he misses her. Birdee struggles to make a new life as a working single mother and deals with the growing attraction between herself and a former high school classmate, Justin Matisse Harry Connick Jr., who Ramona hopes that Birdee will get together with. She also tries to rebuild her relationship with her estranged mother, her father who has Alzheimers Disease, and her daughter, who desperately wants to be with her father and grudgingly blames her mother for the breakup, even trying to sabotage the romantic overtures Justin makes towards Birdee. Meanwhile, Bernice is not very happy that she left Chicago and is having difficulty adjusting to her new life and school in Smithville. Her negative view of the small town is worsened when she is bullied by a classmate known as Big Dolores. Adding to Birdees heartache is her former status as the school queen bee and a beauty pageant winner, which alienated many of her former classmates. They also havent forgotten Birdees high school snobbery and rub her nose in her televised embarrassment. Ramona tries to mend the gap between her daughter and granddaughter by telling a childhood story of her own. She asks Bernice what shes wishing for her upcoming birthday. Even though Bernice says she doesnt have a birthday wish, she secretly wishes for her father to return. That night, while drinking a cup of tea before she could sleep, Ramona suffers a massive heart attack and dies. Birdies sister sends a telegram that she cant make the funeral and Travis wonders if Birdie will him raise him now. Bernice believes her fathers presence at the funeral is a sign that her wish has come true... and that her father wants them both to come home. However, it soon becomes clear to her that her parents split is permanent when Bill asks Birdee for a divorce. Wanting to be with her father, Bernice runs up to her room, packs a suitcase, and follows Bill to his car. She is devastated when her father tells her that even though he loves her and promises to come back for her, he has no room for her in his new life with Connie right now. Bill turns his back on Bernice and drives off, leaving her sobbing and screaming for him to come back and take her with him at the end of the driveway. Birdee comes to pick Bernice up and carries her back into the house. As Birdee comforts Bernice up in her bedroom, Bernice says she knows the letter was actually written by her mother, and not really by her father. One day at work, Birdee finds Justin outside waiting for her with flowers. As she walks to him, she says, Ok, Mama, stop pushing. After they kiss and embrace, he picks her up, places her in his truck and they drive off together. The final scene shows Birdee, Justin, Bernice, and Travis at a big town event. Birdee has now taken full custody of Travis and is also dating Justin, but shes still not planning on getting married again for a really long time. Bernice welcomes Smithville as her new hometown, ultimately accepts Bills departure from her life as a fulltime parent, and begins to accept Justin as her mothers new love interest and a father figure. She and Birdee are much closer because of everything theyve been through, as Bernice finally realizes it wasnt her mothers fault that her father left them and that Birdee really did love her. They share a tender, yet humorous moment when Bernice asks Birdee if shes going to marry Justin. When Birdee asks her if she doesnt like Justin, Bernice says her only real concern is being known as Bernice Matisse.