Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain
[EX A]: looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

[EX Q]: We see the title screen on white. A lady
[EX A]: is petting her back.

[EX Q]: They exchange glances, sizing each other up. Then the young man
[EX A]:
gets up and hits people on the head.