TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: And Dick shows that he can easily outdo his last absurdity....

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: I'd argue that month to month and no lease rentals aren't compatible with housing security, and are being used by people in situations in which they aren't appropriate.   I think stories in this piece, and all the protests about no-cause evictions are direct evidence of this.  

How do we respond to that problem without nudging tenants and landlords alike into longer term leases?

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Oh puhleeeees!  Did Mike Arnold write this whiny diatribe about the unfairness of it all?  None of the occupires are that special.  Anybody that did what they did would have their butt parked in jail too.  I guess the moral of the story is if you're going to break the law, it's a real good idea not to chronicle it minute by minute on the Internet.  They actually handed evidence to the Feds!  These guys make OJ Simpson look like a genious!

SOLUTION:
Yes