Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children
undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.

The woman places the candle inside the jack - o - lantern. The woman
puts the flat vacuum down to a tree on the hallway deck.

Too exhausted to argue, someone turns away. Someone gently

pushes her over his shoulder to look away.