TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Steven Whittaker has offered a ringing endorsement of the prospective managerial duo of Mark Warburton and David Weir, claiming the pair possess the perfect blend of style and substance needed to revive Rangers. Former Brentford boss Warburton is expected to be appointed early this week and ex-Rangers full-back Whittaker offers a first-hand account of why the former city trader will offer a brand of football which would excite the Ibrox fanbase. Whittaker's Norwich City were promotion rivals to the English Championship's surprise package last term and the Scotland international admits he was impressed with how successfully and expansively the west London outfit played during their first season in the second tier.Mark Warburton is expected to be appointed Rangers boss early next weekSteven Whittaker believes Warburton and David Weir can revive RangersWarburton took Brentford into the Championship play-offs last seasonFormer Rangers captain Weir was Warburton's assistant at Griffin Park 
 Question:If _ is well placed to offer a view of the type of football team Warburton can put together, he is a bona-fide expert on the qualities of his assistant.

SOLUTION: Mark Warburton

PROBLEM: Louis van Gaal arrived at his press conference on Thursday apologising for still being in what he called his 'work clothes'. That, however, transpired to the least of his worries. Soon after, he was embroiled in what we can politely describe as a lively exchange about the nature of his relationship with his assistant Ryan Giggs. Pictures of a rather underwhelmed Giggs at St James' Park on Wednesday and some quotes from his old friend Paul Scholes had given weight earlier in the day to some recent chatter about the United icon's thoughts on Van Gaal's style of play and indeed his own future.Ryan Giggs did not celebrate Manchester United's 1-0 win at NewcastlePaul Scholes hinted his former team-mate was not happy at being No 2Louis van Gaal reacted angrily to suggestions of a problem between pairRed Devils face Arsenal in FA Cup quarter-final on Monday eveningDutch manager believes Jonny Evans did not mean to spit at Papiss Cisse 
 Question:The _ boss gave a tetchy press conference ahead of Monday's FA Cup clash with Arsenal.

SOLUTION: Louis van Gaal

PROBLEM: Using 110 years of Billboard chart data, designers have created a stunning and mesmerising website that reveals how long it would take popular tracks to travel through the universe. Called Lightyear.fm, it is based on the premise that the radio waves travel at the speed of light, so if you were one light year away from Earth you’d only just be hearing songs released a year ago. The planets in our solar system are mere light-minutes from Earth - meaning many would be receiving broadcasts made this year from the likes of Taylor Swift and The Weeknd - but as Lightyear.fm journeys beyond our system and into the depths of the Milky Way classic tunes echo around.Lightyear.fm was created by computer designers Brian Moore, Mike Lacher, Chris Baker and Mikhail ChernovRadio waves travel at the speed of light and songs that are one light year from Earth were released a year agoUsing Billboard chart data from The Whitburn Project, project worked out the best-selling hits from past 110 yearsThe map takes users through the solar system and Milky Way playing songs based on when they were released and the distance in the universe the map is showing 
 Question:Put simply, the power of the radio signals weakens the further they travel and would eventually be drowned out by background noise in the _.

SOLUTION:
Billboard