Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
Example Output: trips and unfolds his hands.

Example Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
Example Output: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Example Input: A girl holds up the start card. The men
Example Output:
enter the girls and get in a lift.