instruction:
You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.
question:
How do I do sit ups
answer:
Lay your ear against the ground, bring your knees up to a 90 degree angle then go up and down against your legs back to the ground


question:
How do I treat ant bites
answer:
Get some beauty lotion and rub it all over it


question:
steam asparagus
answer:

Bring the water to boil, lay the asparagus in the steamer, cover, and steam until crisp-tender, about 45 minutes. Transfer asparagus to a heated serving dish, drizzle with the olive oil, and season with salt and pepper, to taste. Garnish with lemon and serve immediately.