Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He pretends to gnaw on one. He
Example Output: beats her arm on their leg.

Example Input: Then he shuffles sleepily to the door. As someone
Example Output: rushes inside someone closes the door and forces it away.

Example Input: He turns onto another street with the police cars hot on his tail. Someone
Example Output:
slams the door shut.