Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The lady puts contacts lens into her eye ball. The lady
Example Output: puts out contact solution on the credit lens.

Example Input: Someone holds up a check. Another leaf
Example Output: trails from his palm.

Example Input: Someone lifts the hem of her pink dress and considers. A second mannequin
Example Output:
looks forlornly at her.