Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The person pouts the noddles out into a strainer, washes it off, and then pours out more ingredients to mix. She
Example Output: pours sugar into the glass and adds liquors.

Example Input: The tears roll out through her fingers. Someone
Example Output: hangs up with dainty indifference.

Example Input: A large aerobic class is taking place in a mirrored room. The group
Example Output:
is surfing something under a salesman's belt.