Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

She keeps her back to us. Someone
races up the stairs towards someone.

Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone
bends down and starts to break along the street.

Furniture has been overturned, upholstery slashed, drawers dumped. Someone

turns the typewriter in.