Categorize the comment on the basis of toxicity. If the comment is toxic (harmful, malicious, derogatory, threat, insult, identity attck, etc.) output Yes, otherwise output No.

Misdemeanors?!?! How is it possible that this doesn't rise to the level of felony abuse?!
No

Calling the liberals on their crap? Exactly, very good comment.
Yes

"The next first spouse should recognize the value of the garden and turn Obama’s delightful contribution into a tradition."

Yup! That's just how I envision Bill Clinton spending his time as First Spouse; plowing the ripe fields provided for him.   He's a very traditional kind of guy!

No