TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone makes his way through the crowd. He

SOLUTION: sits down among the pedestrians, sighs, and gazes at the portrait.

PROBLEM: Someone continues, making slow progress. Now, she

SOLUTION: stumbles out of their rooms.

PROBLEM: The tire is flat and he feels it. He

SOLUTION:
begins to put it in his bike.