In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Q: Fact1: Beer League is comedy about Artie DeVanzo unemployed town drunk, Fact2: Artie DeVanzo unemployed town drunk plays softball with Maz and Johnny for Ed 's Bar and Swill, Fact3: whichever team loses is out for good, Fact4: Artie never hold job or girlfriend for very long, Fact5: Dirt collapses from heart attack at practice in days leading up to championship

A: Beer League is a comedy about Artie DeVanzo Artie Lange, an unemployed town drunk who plays softball with his buddies Maz Ralph Macchio and Johnny Jimmy Palumbo for Eds Bar and Swill. Their archrival is Manganelli Fitness, led by Dennis Manganelli Anthony DeSando. After the teams brawl during the first game of the year, the towns police chief decides whichever team finishes best in the league that season can still play in the league, and whichever team loses is out for good. Artie lives at home with his mother Laurie Metcalf and can never hold a job or a girlfriend for very long. After a night out with his pals, he ends up at a diner for late night food, where he sees old flame Linda Salvo Cara Buono out with her friends. Artie abandons his friends and starts some small talk with Linda, which results in a onenight stand. At first Linda is disgusted and annoyed that she let herself fall into another meaningless encounter, but Artie decides to actually try to attempt a more meaningful relationship with her. The Eds team, traditionally a league doormat, decides to actually practice in an attempt to beat out Manganelli and stay in the league. The regular season is highlighted by Mazs bachelor party and wedding, and Johnnys attempt to bat.700 for the year. The team charges up the standings to qualify for the championship game against the fourtime defending champions from Manganelli Fitness. However, Dirt, Eds Bar and Swills team pitcher, collapses and dies from a heart attack at practice in the days leading up to the championship. After the funeral, the rest of the team drinks heavily in homage to Dirt before they play in the championship game scheduled for that afternoon. Manganellis team quickly builds a 10–0 lead over their inebriated opponents, and that remains the score heading into the final inning of the game. After two outs, the season rests on Arties shoulders. Artie proceeds to launch a Manganelli pitch over the fence in left field for a solo home run, an incredibly rare feat that nobody in the league has done since 89. That shot only makes the score 10–1, but Eds Bar and Swill comes to life and bats around the lineup in the inning, bringing Artie back to the plate, now with the bases loaded and the score 10–6, though still with two outs. Artie hits the ball to right field, where nobody is stationed because Manganelli has his fielders playing the DeVanzo Shift; completely deadpull. All three baserunners come home, and as the ball is thrown away, Artie races home in an attempt to tie the score. He and Manganelli have a collision at the plate, but Manganelli hangs on to the ball for the final out and a 10–9 victory. After the game ends, however, Artie keeps his vow of not letting Manganelli have the championship trophy, stealing it during the postgame awards ceremony and driving off down Route 3 past Giants Stadium, heading for the Jersey Shore with Linda, talking about other leagues in other towns and how he can still play in them.
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Q: Fact1: Roseanne Rogers trudges from place to place searching for living human being, Fact2: detonating new type of atomic bomb that cause extinction of humanity, Fact3: elderly bank clerk is in denial about situation, Fact4: Michael has been taken care of by Charles, Fact5: Charles drag man named Eric out of ocean surf

A: Roseanne Rogers Susan Douglas Rubes trudges from place to place, searching for another living human being. A Mountain News headline reports a scientists warning that detonating a new type of atomic bomb could cause the extinction of humanity. Rosanne eventually makes her way to her aunts isolated hillside house and faints when she finds Michael William Phipps already living there. At first she is too numb to speak and slow to recover. She later resists Michaels friendly attempt to become more intimate, revealing that she is married and also pregnant. Two more survivors arrive, attracted by the smoke coming from the houses chimney. Oliver P. Barnstaple Earl Lee is an elderly bank clerk who is in denial about his situation; he believes he is simply on vacation. Since the atomic disaster, he has been taken care of by Charles Charles Lampkin, a thoughtful and affable African American. They both survived because they were accidentally locked in a bank vault when the disaster happened. Roseanne was in a hospitals leadlined Xray room, while Michael was in an elevator in New York Citys Empire State Building. Barnstaple sickens, but seems to recover and then insists on going to the beach. There, they drag a man named Eric James Anderson out of the ocean surf. He is a mountain climber who became stranded on Mount Everest by a blizzard during the atomic disaster. He was flying back to the United States when his aircraft ran out of fuel just short of land. Meanwhile, Barnstaple dies peacefully. Eric quickly sows discord among the group of survivors: He theorizes that they are somehow immune to the radiation and wants to find and gather together other survivors. Michael, however, is skeptical and warns that radiation will be the most concentrated in the cities Eric wants to search. The newcomer later reveals himself to be a racist; he can barely stand living with Charles. When Charles objects, he and Eric fight, stopping only when Roseanne goes into labor; she gives birth to a boy, delivered by Michael. Afterwards, while the others work to make a better life, Eric goes off by himself. Maliciously, he drives their jeep through the groups cultivated field, destroying part of their crops. Michael orders Eric to leave, but Eric produces a pistol and announces that he will leave only when he is ready. Later one night, Eric tells Roseanne that he is going to the city Oak Ridge. Wanting to discover her husbands fate, Roseanne agrees to go with him, as he had hoped; he insists that she not tell Michael. After stealing supplies, Eric is stopped by a suspicious Charles; in the ensuing struggle, he stabs Charles in the back, killing him. Once they reach the city, Eric begins looting, while Roseanne goes to her husbands office and then to a nearby hospitals waiting room; there she discovers her husbands skeletal remains. She now wants to return to Michael, but Eric refuses to let her go. They struggle and his shirt sleeve is torn open, revealing unmistakable signs of advanced radiation poisoning. In despair he runs away, not at all immune as his ego had led him to believe. Rosanne begins the long walk back to the house, but along the way, her son dies. Michael, who has been searching for Rosanne, eventually finds her, and after burying her son, they return to the house. When Michael resumes cultivating the soil, Rosanne fatalistically joins him, both now the heirs to an unknown future.
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Q: Fact1: blackmailer threatens to publish embarrassing secrets in magazine, Fact2: famous scientist and MP commits suicide, Fact3: latest targets After are Lord Henry Mayley television host Sonny MacGregor writer Flora Ransom and model Melissa Right attempting to blackmail famous scientist and MP, Fact4: murder that be better solution than paying, Fact5: Dennis is arrested for earlier crime

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Nigel Dennis Dennis Price is a blackmailer who threatens to publish embarrassing secrets in his magazine The Naked Truth. After attempting to blackmail a famous scientist who commits suicide, and an MP who suffers a heart attack in parliament, and probably succumbs, his latest targets are Lord Henry Mayley TerryThomas, television host Sonny MacGregor Peter Sellers, writer Flora Ransom Peggy Mount, and model Melissa Right Shirley Eaton. Several of them decide independently that murder would be a better solution than paying. However, it is Mayley who by sheer bad luck nearly ends up the victim of both MacGregor and Ransoms schemes. The four eventually join forces and try again. That attempt also fails, but Dennis is then arrested for an earlier crime. When Dennis threatens to reveal all at his trial, Mayley comes up with a scheme to break him out of prison and send him to South America, with the help of hundreds of his other victims. They phone in numerous fake calls for help, distracting the London police, while Mayley, MacGregor, and MacGregors reluctant assistant Porter Kenneth Griffith, disguised as policemen, whisk Dennis away. Knocking Dennis unconscious periodically, they finally end up in the cabin of a blimp on the way to a rendezvous with an outbound ship. To their dismay, when he comes to, Dennis refuses to go along with their plan, as he in fact never wanted to reveal any of their secrets in court. He was, in fact, optimistic about the trial anyway, and reveals that the evidence was his copies of The Naked Truth which had been destroyed by the plotters earlier. Happy to have outsmarted his opponents again, but unaware of where he is, Dennis then steps out for some air and plummets to the ocean below. When MacGregor celebrates by shooting his pistol, it punctures the blimp, which shoots away into the distance.
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