TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of obscenity. If the comment is obscene output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Ironic to see Portland people being mad about grafitti
Sure, they're a crappy band... and they're also douchebags... and their fans suck... but can't we all just spray paint a big ol' fuckin peace sign over this shit and move on with our lives?

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Defend the Government and it's blatant disrespect of: "Our Constitution," all of you nay-sayers! The simple fact is this: We are becoming more-and-more controlled and manipulated; herded like cattle, for slaughter. "WE THE PEOPLE" has meaning, temperance, and humility among all: "Freedom, Liberty, and Independent Born Americans"; .  .  .  not so much by..."Collectivists."

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: Meh, everyone knows Trump is a kook. 

It's his MO to bloviate and act a fool, that's why he's such a popular reality TV star.

SOLUTION:
Yes