Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Then he shuffles sleepily to the door. As someone

A: rushes inside someone closes the door and forces it away.
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Q: He turns, as if sensing her presence. He

A: returns as someone lowers his arms then starts to speak.
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Q: Outside, they climb on bikes and ride off. Someone

A:
picks up a remote, then whips out a single pay hat.
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