Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He
[A]: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.


[Q]: There are several people swimming in the pool. One person
[A]: is walking up the side of the pool smoking a ball.


[Q]: There is a squeal of tires as someone almost drives off the road. People
[A]:
fall from humps to radar.