Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man approaches the horse holding two brushes in his hands and speaks for a bit. He
Example Output: pushes the dog in a circle and cuts the mane.

Example Input: Someone looks at it in horror. It
Example Output: is walking through the diner where he was overall another woman.

Example Input: The winner now jousts against a man carrying a blue diamond shaped shield. They joust several times but the man with the blue shield
Example Output:
gives chase and crawls out the frame and drops to the ground below.