Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.

Sucks to be someone in a wheelchair or using a walker trying to use one of those sidewalks between 9pm and 7am
Yes

Sitting on your behind wondering what to do next is worse.
Yes

Great.  "I'm afraid Astoria will grow up to be big like Portland, and it'll lose its soul.  But first, let me talk about how great it is!"

As a transplant myself (not from Portland--out of state), I've always been drawn to this area.  I hate that it's getting bigger--I don't want it to.  I don't want it to grow so much that the FIRST thing I tell people about Astoria if they ask is that it's awful and terrible.  Why?  Because I don't want them to come.

THANKS for writing article on how great Astoria is...this type of publicity is part of the problem.

Yes