Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone and someone eats soup served on trays as they watch Oprah. Someone starts to salt his, but someone
Example Output: throws him at the counter.

Example Input: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
Example Output: trips and unfolds his hands.

Example Input: Her head falls limp against his shoulder. Slowly he
Example Output:
drops the young man beside him and takes a resigned breath.