Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The redhead gives a resigned nod. She
Example Output: marches a pack.

Example Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
Example Output: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Example Input: Someone knocks a pot plant off the fire escape. It
Example Output:
explodes and matches the basement every time.