Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man
Example Output: finishes and puts his head in the mirror.

Example Input: He closes the door behind her. She
Example Output: watches someone head to the front door.

Example Input: He lowers his head to one side and taps his fingers on the armrest. A passing doctor
Example Output:
looks at his saleswoman.