Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The girl then puts her hair up into a pony tail and wraps her hair around to make a pun. She

A: finishes drying her hair and kisses it.
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Q: The woman walks on aerobic machine in the gym without the handles. The woman

A: twists the rod and screws in between her legs and begins trimming the equipment.
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Q: We see a raft full of people in a rough river and see lots of stills. We

A:
see a man kayaking next to the ocean with his ax.
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