Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He walks slowly away along the deserted platform, as the train gathers speed. High on a hill beyond the station, Hogwarts School

A: squats down to earnest eyes at the back of the train.
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Q: He smiles and they kiss. He

A: gazes after her lovingly as they approach.
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Q: The lady puts contacts lens into her eye ball. The lady

A:
puts out contact solution on the credit lens.
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