Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Later at a restaurant, someone sits across a table from his brother and reads bank statements. His jaw drops as he examines some pie charts, and he

Ex Output:
fidgets, wondering what he means.


Ex Input:
Giving someone else a weak wave, someone heads to his office and pauses and looks at his name placard on the glass door. He

Ex Output:
lifts a cigar, then stirs it.


Ex Input:
The tattoo artist then appears, talks and then begins shaving a lady's left hand. The artist proceeds to prep for the tattoo and one he removes the outline

Ex Output:

licked the child's eyes.