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PROBLEM: As the stock market plunged on Monday  taking the Dow Jones industrial average down almost 1 600 points intraday   CNBC's Jim Cramer  wanted to help investors assess the drop.
"I hate to sound glib here  but ... we were due for a decline. We just were " the "Mad Money" host said. "Markets do not go up in a straight line. "
"Despite the large  scary red numbers you see on your screen  the truth is that these things happen. You've got to be ready for them ... at all times  " Cramer  said.
First   Cramer  analyzed the causes of the sell-off. Bullish exuberance  rising interest rates  declines in key stock sectors and weak-handed shareholders all contributed to the losses  but Europe really "got the ball rolling "  he  said.

SOLUTION: Cramer Remix: The 5 events that triggered the massive sell

PROBLEM: If you have a pulse and own a stock  you probably have seen  Peter Tuchmanâs  face. But a household name  he  ainât.
 Tuchman âs histrionics play out on the stage of the New York Stock Exchange  where the 60-year-old trader â âIâve been 55 for five yearsâ â is known as the most photographed person at the NYSE.
 Tuchman  is the money setâs Rorschach test.  His  facial expressions mirror the aspirations and disappointments of investors the world over: Anguish. Anticipation. Desperation. Triumph.
You can spot  him  on CNBC roaming around in the background  the white-haired  blue-jacketed trader  personal computer in hand.  He  is all over the Internet and news sites as the background prop to a thousand stock market stories.
 Tuchman  got  his  volatility fix this past week. The Dow Jones industrial average bounced like flubber over six sessions  tossing around trillions of dollars in wealth. We talked to  him  by phone while  he  patrolled the floor of the NYSE. The conversation was edited for length and clarity.
âMy face describes emotion  excitement or distraught madness. And itâs 100 percent genuine â Peter Tuchman says. (Drew Angerer/Getty Images)
âI have never owned a share of stock in my life â Peter Tuchman says. âI do not eat my own cooking.â (Spencer Platt/Getty Images)
âIâm a survivor. Iâve been very resistant to the technology  forced to reinvent myself multiple times in my career on Wall Street â  Peter Tuchman  says. (Richard Drew/AP)
âThe floor of NYSE is the greatest office on Earth. It has energy  people â  Peter Tuchman  says. âThese are hallowed floors. Itâs 120 years old  and every president  every head of state  celebrities have walked this floor.â (Bryan R. Smith/AFP/Getty Images)

SOLUTION: Meet the one guy whoâs happy about the wild swings in the stock market

PROBLEM: There. I got it out of the way of those loyalists that might feel compelled barf out the rote response of the  Trump  camp  given his recent  heated attacks on the dignity of the U.S. intelligence community  with a particular focus on the FBI.
 Trump  was âbriefed and warnedâ at the session about potential espionage threats from Russia  two former law enforcement officials familiar with the sessions told NBC News. A source close to the White House said their position is that  Trump  was unaware of the contacts between  his  campaign and Russians.
Ok. Bow up about that  Shah  but what we now know is that  Trump  was warned that Russia could be a problem.
 His  response was to invite Russia to find Hillaryâs lost emails and to act like a 14-year old girl with a crush over Vladimir Putin.
By the time of the warning in late July or August  at least seven  Trump  campaign officials had been in contact with Russians or people linked to Russia  according to public reports. There is no public evidence that the campaign reported any of that to the FBI.
And by  September  Donald Trump Jr.  was exchanging tweets with WikiLeaks  believed to be an agent of the Kremlin.
There were others. It wasnât just  Trump Jr.

SOLUTION:
New Report: Candidate Trump Was Warned Russia Would Attempt to Infiltrate His Campaign