Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

They travel on an under ground railway. The goblin guide
them in their wake.

An athletic man is seen standing ready and begins running down a track and jumping into a pit. The man celebrates as his score is shown and his jump
is replayed in slow motion.

Then as he approaches a steep curve, he tries to turn but ends up falling down and bruising himself. He

swings his crane down with a high glimpse the ending fish on his right.