In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Q: John Truong thought he was helping his sister have a nice night out with her boyfriend. Instead, he ended up an unknowing accomplice to a bizarre abduction. Police arrested Truong's sister Alyssa Chang this week after she allegedly helped kidnap 2-year-old Ronnie Tran and his mother, with the child's grandmother, 65-year-old Vien Nguyen. Authorities say Chang and Nguyen incapacitated the child's mother at her home in Des Moines, Washington, bound her with plastic ties and then took the two to another home in Fife. Chang and the grandmother then took off the the toddler, leaving the mother locked in a cupboard.John Truong of Renton, Washington says sister dropped off 2-year-old boy Ronnie Tran at his house TuesdaySister Alyssa Chang told him the boy was her boyfriend's son and they wanted to have a date nightWhile scanning Facebook the next morning, Truong read an Amber Alert issued for the boy and then called policeTruong's sister was arrested for kidnapping Tran and his mother, with the help of the toddler's grandmother, 65-year-old Vien NguyenNguyen later turned herself into police for questioningThe motive for the abduction has not yet been released 
 Question:Safe and sound: Truong was reading _ in the morning when he realized that Ronnie had been abducted from his mother.

A: John Truong
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Q: Sunday's trip to Loftus Road marks Chelsea’s 700th game under the ownership of Roman Abramovich, a period Jose Mourinho says has been positive not only for the club but for English football as a whole. Some would quibble with the second part of that statement, but Mourinho says that too will change. If the first 699 games under Russian rule has established Chelsea at the top of English and European football, Mourinho believes the next 700 will see them supply more players for the English national team as they implement Abramovich’s demand to follow Financial Fair Play (FFP) rules. Sunday's trip to Loftus Road marks Chelsea’s 700th game under the ownership of Roman AbramovichRoman Abramovich has been Chelsea owner for 699 gamesChelsea face Premier League clash against QPR on SundayBlues have won 14 major trophies since the Russian's arrival in 2003Jose Mourinho believes Abramovich is also helping English footballPortuguese boss hails Abramovich for willingness to work withing FFP 
 Question:‘He has been good for Chelsea, good for English football, good for _ football,’ said Mourinho, who has been in charge for almost five of those 12 seasons.

A: Loftus Road
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Q: A 10-year-old Maryland girl has shown her parents not to mess with her when it comes to Santa after writing them furious notes following a Santa truth talk. Nicki Adams and her husband Michael discovered the four angry, handwritten notes under their door from their daughter Belle, who told her parents she cannot believe them anymore, the Daily Dot reported. The last of the four notes, featuring a drawing appearing to show a middle finger emoji left the parents losing their 'ever loving s***', Adams said. 'The time has finally come,' Adams wrote of the ordeal on Facebook. 'Belle asked point blank about Santa and she's been asking every day.Belle from Maryland wrote her parents four notes after they had a talk about SantaHer mother, Nicki Adams, shared the adorable notes on Facebook that expressed just how angry Belle wasIn one of the notes she wrote that she cannot believe her parents anymoreAnd when words could not express how she felt, she sent them a note with just a drawing featuring a middle finger emoji 
 Question:'You have no idea what you just did,' _ wrote in the first note she slid under their door.

A:
Maryland
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