Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He
Example Output: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

Example Input: A young girl who was in the car steps out of the car. The group of friends
Example Output:
follows her from the rack.