In this task, you are given a sentence in Persian, and your task is to translate it into English.

طنزنویس «کارل شارو» به کنایه می‌نویسد:
Satirist Karl Sharro quips:

او نگفته است که در حال حاضر کجا است و چه می‌کند.
He does not say where he is or what he is doing now.

من این را می‌خواهم.

I AM ONE!