Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The person is standing with a blue floor map. The person
Example Output: puts on a tire off the ski platform.

Example Input: His rucksack on his back he secretly leaves someone's house. He
Example Output: gazes up at the rumpled cleaners under the mattress, then faces them again.

Example Input: The oculist's holding a pair of eyes framed by rusty spectacles stares down unnervingly. They
Example Output:
form a freak puppet on someone's hard.