Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A person standing in a kitchen next to a cutting board on a kitchen counter demonstrates how to sharpen a knife. A man in a kitchen next to one tomato on a cutting board,
Example Output: throws the knife onto the sharpener.

Example Input: Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain
Example Output: looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

Example Input: A weather map is shown for a second, then two news women sitting at a desk. Several people
Example Output:
are dancing together using chalk.