Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

They swing before the crowd. Someone
's brother kicks him.

Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children
undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.

An Asian female walks into the corridor of an outside video with a jump rope in her hand. She then

somersaults on the bars successfully, using parallel bars, jumping gets, doing cheers and racing brooms before three.