Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He is galvanised into action, puts on a crumpled jacket, grabs his tattered coat and scarf, collects up a few of his things, stuffs them into a paper bag. Someone
carries the petrol into the long table that is turned into order to retrieve it and the small safe sits nearby.

People are skiing down a hill and keep falling down and sliding down the hill. A person
walks into frame waking him.

A large group of people are seen standing on a stage while others watch on the side. The cheerleaders then

dance around several ones and end with one person also taking a pose.