Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Then he shuffles sleepily to the door. As someone
Example Output: rushes inside someone closes the door and forces it away.

Example Input: The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators
Example Output: watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.

Example Input: Someone spits out some blood. Someone
Example Output:
grabs his ring gun and pen.