Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone
Example Output: 's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

Example Input: Someone clears someone aside and ushers people under the canopy awning. Someone
Example Output: emerges from inside his car.

Example Input: Someone swallows, tilts her head, and presses her brow to her sister's. Someone
Example Output:
grins at someone, then waddles off towards her monkey bar and peers over.