Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone
[EX A]: rolls off his penguin.

[EX Q]: He tosses the ball in the net and someone catches it. She
[EX A]: opens it and it goes out.

[EX Q]: The marching band align in the street with the instruments. After, people
[EX A]:
sit on a field court playing a field.