In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: obscene and non-obscene. A comment is obscene if it is considered offensive to the public sense of decency, for example because it too obviously relates to sex or contains language regarded as taboo in polite usage.
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Question: Comment: Totally agree. Cargo was a true 5 tool guy, and one of the best all round players in MLB for a few years. But even when he's NOT in the middle of a horrific slump, virtually the only time he seems to do damage, is when it's early, or we're way up or way down. He's completely regressed as he's aged, completely opposite of what's expected of a veteran. And I've said for a WHILE that he's literally THE LAST position player I want coming to the plate w/the game on the line. 
CLEARLY, Story took offense at my comment, and is trying to wrest that title from him. 
I wish there was a stat for the distance between the bat and the ball during clutch situation whiffs. I'm joking... kinda. But if they actually HAD such a stat, Cargo'd be among the league leaders. Be it sliders or curves off of the plate, or fastballs up around his shoulders, he misses by a LOT.
He's a great guy, he's awesome in the locker room/dugout, and having a bilingual veteran leader in today's MLB sure can't hurt. But DAMN.

Answer: Obscene


Question: Comment: Ummmm, there's this neat little tool on the internet called Google.  It's fascinating really.  You can literally look up anything.....anything!  Since you obviously don't understand how U.S. elections work, type this into the little search bar thingy......."How do United States elections work?"  See I even did the work for you.  Copy and paste if you like, I don't mind.  Wait, do I need to explain copy and paste to you?  Crap, not enough time.  When you're done reading about U.S. elections and how they work maybe you'll think twice about posting nonsense about popular vote.

Answer: Obscene


Question: Comment: Dear Dorp. You are indeed sorry. Meat was salvaged, and there were 37 caribou, many of which appeared to be diseased, left to rot, when they should have been brought in. It happened near Point Hope, an Inupiat coastal village, rather than 383 air miles away in Mountain Village, a Yup'ik coastal village. Five hunters pleaded guilty, and three more were found guilty in a trial. Comparing that to millions of bison deliberately hunted almost to extinction with zero charges against the killers is fair, if you're uh, a "slow learner."

Answer:
Non-obscene