TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: The last team to take an unsettled winger from the fringes of the Barcelona team and put him in their starting XI each week finished up with a 20-goals-a-season forward who won the club’s player of the year. If Pedro makes the same impact at Chelsea as Alexis Sanchez did at Arsenal, there will be no complaints at Stamford Bridge. (There may be some at Old Trafford after Jose Mourinho hijacks Manchester United's move for the winger). But is he the same type of player and is he likely to have the same sort of debut campaign as Sanchez? The statistics suggest it is like-for-like. When Sanchez joined Barcelona in the 2011-12 season he scored 11 goals in 20 starts, Pedro managed five in 20 starts.Pedro is set to complete his £22million move to ChelseaThe winger scored Barcelona's winner in the UEFA Super Cup finalAlexis Sanchez has been a huge hit since joining Arsenal last yearIt's not too late to sign up for MailOnline's new Fantasy Football game 
 Question:_, or Pedrito as he was known when he first broke through, has always been able to produce on the big occasion.

SOLUTION: Barcelona

PROBLEM: Forget the big belly and the round face, because this year old Saint Nick has been given a sexy makeover courtesy of one very untraditional – yet unsurprisingly popular – model-turned-mall Santa. Paul Mason, a Canadian model-turned-Kris Kringle, is known as 'Fashion Santa' at Toronto's Yorkdale Mall, but unlike Saint Nicks of years past, Paul boasts a trim frame and smoldering blue eyes that have more than a few people begging to get on his naughty list this holiday season. And while a long white beard has never looked so seductive, Paul also shares Father Christmas' heart of gold.Paul Mason is a professional model who is known as 'Fashion Santa' at Toronto's Yorkdale MallThe model, who has worked in the industry for 30 years, joined forces with Yorkdale last year and appears in the mall's holiday campaignsYorkdale will donate $1 to the SickKids Foundation for every person who posts a selfie with Paul using the hashtag #YorkdaleFashionSanta 
 Question:'It’s a modern spin on the typical _ photos,' he told Yorkdale.

SOLUTION: Saint Nick

PROBLEM: (CNN) The Facebook page belonging to Roy Moore, the Republican nominee for US Senate in Alabama, in February included a shared image of a group of black men standing on a destroyed police car during the 2015 Baltimore riots. Overlaying the image was text that read, "Want to stop riots? Play the National Anthem. They'll all sit down." The post -- originally shared by Moore's wife with the caption "I doubt it with these people-but worth a try?" -- is one of many inflammatory posts shared on the Republican nominee's Facebook, which is now used to promote his Senate campaign. Moore is facing Democrat Doug Jones in a special election set for December 12."Want to stop riots? Play the National Anthem. They'll all sit down," a meme shared on Moore's Facebook page read.Moore's page also shared an article with the headline, "Conservative Russians Give Moral Lesson to Facebook's Homosexual Propaganda." 
 Question:The page has been active since Moore's failed run for governor of Alabama in 2010 and was used for his exploratory committee for president and campaign for _ chief justice.

SOLUTION:
Roy Moore