Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone
Example Output: rolls off his penguin.

Example Input: He is then shown with another person, fencing. they
Example Output: continues walking and jumping with each other and enjoying lacrosse.

Example Input: A chair appears with the wallpaper. The man
Example Output:
opens the cabinet and begins cleaning.