Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit
is playing in a burgundy ocean.

Someone spins the wheel and fires out his window. Someone
storms over to the highway below, gazing at it.

A group of children of varying ages slide down a blue slide in a theme park. A group of children

's snowboard jumps on the hills as people ride a slide.