Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Then she irons her blue jean shorts. A little baby

A: stands on top of her.
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Q: He leans into the mic. Grinning he

A: starts to walk into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.
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Q: On the far side of the square, a policeman pulls up on a motorcycle. Outside, someone

A:
tries to steer the vehicle down the street in dayton.
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