Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone
Example Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Example Input: As someone returns to the tv. Someone
Example Output: steps out to shade her blue eyes.

Example Input: Three people lift him up off the ground. They
Example Output:
lose their raft, jump jump, including on their way side to side towards the water.