Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone watches her, then closes his eyes and shakes his head incredulously. He
peers down at the girl and rubs her eyebrow.

In the Chamber of Secrets, someone approaches the skeleton of the Basilisk. He
lowers her gaze, then glances up toward it.

He then begins to wash dishes with the sponge. A close up of his shirt

is being washed by a guy.