TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy

SOLUTION: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

PROBLEM: He braces himself with both arms as he walks his legs up the side of the barn and eases deeper inside. Outside, someone

SOLUTION: dons a mustached patient who holds a corpse in his hand.

PROBLEM: Someone comes over and pulls up a chair. Someone

SOLUTION:
arrives back to the dock.