Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.

Ex Input:
Thanks Nathan for shinning the light into one of those dark corners of how the legislature conducts the "public's business".  My cynical view of this last week of the regular session is that none of these hearings matter.  Nobody's listening in Juneau and nobody cares; the deals are already made as to what will and won't pass.  The only real legislative crafting is on the budget and finance related issues; and the public will never see what is happening behind all those locked close doors.
Makes one wish for a state constitutional convention to set up a bunch of dedicated funds (like education in Texas) and narrow legislative discretion.  Pretty sure we can come up with a decision app that's smarter then these 60 "representatives" and a computer accounting system that has some integrity.  How about a legislative monitoring committee populated with only public members.  Give it the power of the pen.

Ex Output:
Yes


Ex Input:
Not everybody needs to wait until November ;)

Primaries are August 16th.

John Z, fed-up citizen and non-politician Republican candidate for East Anchorage's State House seat (#27).

Ex Output:
No


Ex Input:
I just - I just can't tell if you're serious. It's baffling. I'm baffled.

So, Martin, are you telling us you invoked your grandfather as a virtue signal of your own working-class credibility, despite never having met him? How impossibly disrespectful of you. I'm glad your grandfather has passed; it spares him the heart-stabbing shame of an ungrateful, pedantic little snot of a grandson who would seek to ride his coveralls into righteousness. He deserves better than someone like you.

The simple line in Atlantic City- 

 put on your stockings, babe / night's getting cold 

has more weight as art than anything a weak-tea punk like you could create in a million lifetimes. I was deeply moved by that single, almost whispered line when I bought the album at the age of 22, in the year 2000. Did you know he recorded that record alone, on a 4-track? Do you even know what a 4-track is? He covered Suicide on that record, in 1982. 

Do you even know who Suicide is, you smarmy little creep?

Ex Output:

Yes