TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: A lorry driver who killed a 70-year-old man in a motorway pile-up after he fell asleep at the wheel has been jailed. Piotr Trojanowski, 41, crashed into the back of a van on the M5 near Burnham-on-Sea, Somerset, ramming the vehicle into another lorry in front. The driver of the van, John Horton, was killed instantly in the October 2013 smash. Shortly after the crash, Trojanowski told a witness, 'my boss is going to kill me. I think I fell asleep', the court heard. Trojanowski, of Yeovil, Somerset, was jailed for four-and-a-half years after being found guilty of causing death by dangerous driving following a trial at Bristol Crown Court.Lorry driver Piotr Trojanowski, 41, crashed into the back of a van on the M5He rammed the vehicle into another lorry, killing van driver John Horton, 70Trojanowski was jailed for four-and-a-half years at Bristol Crown Court 
 Question:A crash investigation revealed _ pulled up his lorry from 90kph to 1kph in 11 seconds, compared to the Argos lorry decelerating from 85kph to 1kph in 42 seconds.

SOLUTION: M5

PROBLEM: Former Manchester United and Arsenal striker Robin van Persie has found his Turkish adventure is not quite going to plan. The Dutchman, 32, was dropped for Fenerbahce's 2-1 win over Bursaspor on Sunday and while he netted the winner, he made it known he was not happy to start on the bench. Van Persie had gone three matches without a goal, including last Thursday night's humiliating 3-1 defeat at home by Molde. 'To be honest, I am not very happy at this moment,' he told Lig TV after the match. 'I was not happy that I started on the bench. I am fully fit, physically very well and able to play for 90 minutes.Robin van Persie dropped after Fenerbahce lost 3-1 to Molde on ThursdayHe had gone three games without a goal before scoring off the benchVan Persie says he is not happy but Fener coach plays down the incident 
 Question:_'s Portuguese coach Vitor Pereira played down Van Persie's frustration.

SOLUTION: Manchester United

PROBLEM: So this is it, the end of the tale, the final full stop. To a beautiful patch of sand by the sacred Banjar river, with Mark’s family, and his elephant and a handful of his ashes. God, he would have loved this. His daughter, Ayesha, sister Annabel and assorted adoring nieces and nephews. Plus Aditya Patankar, his great old mucker. And Tara, of course, the 60-year-old pachyderm and second great love of his life after Ayesha. At this very moment, in the violet-tinged gloaming, Tara is attempting to eat the wreath of flowers hanging from her mighty neck. Mark’s ashes came with Annabel, via plane and car. The old-fashioned way, you might say, nearly 5,000 miles from rain-lashed England to soft-dusked Madhya Pradesh.Mark Shand died in 2014 after hitting his head on a New York pavementDeath was moments after he raised more than $1m for Elephant FamilyHalf his ashes scattered over The Laines, Sussex and half will be in IndiaMoney raised on Travels To My Elephant will go towards saving the ellies 
 Question:It’s dusk, and _ is obviously older, but that stubborn, naughty glint is still there, dancing behind those heavily lashed lids.

SOLUTION:
Banjar