Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She uses several different methods to cross them. She
Example Output: completes her high jump.

Example Input: People are standing next to bmx bikes in an indoor field. the guys then
Example Output: get away with their bikes.

Example Input: He strides to the front desk where a blond woman greets him. Someone
Example Output:
's hair, over a stylish skirt and alone striped hair, hurriedly tugs down a silky sad scarf across her head and leaves.