In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

[EX Q]: Fact1: corrupt police officer named blackmails her crime, Fact2: dentist hires Bernice to break into Christopher 's home and steal back jewelry, Fact3: Carl hop from bar to bar looking for someone, Fact4: old flame of Christopher 's tells her about artist bartender and mysterious man known only by nickname, Fact5: Bernice calls Carson to meet her in park with bag of jewelry
[EX A]: Bernice Bernie Rhodenbarr, a former San Francisco burglar, resumes her life of crime when a corrupt police officer named Ray Kirschman blackmails her. A dentist, Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake, hires Bernice to break into her exhusband Christophers home and steal back her jewelry. Things take a turn for the worse when Christopher is murdered while Bernie is robbing his home, and thanks to Sheldrake and her lawyer Carson, Bernie is the only suspect. To clear her name Bernice and her friend Carl hop from bar to bar looking for someone who knew Christopher. They find out that Christopher had quite a few girlfriends... and boyfriends. Bernice has three new suspects after an old flame of Christophers tells her about an artist, a bartender, and a mysterious man known only by his nickname: Heeeeeeeres Johnny! Bernice investigates the artist and the bartender only to have them show up dead. With no clues or witnesses, Bernice waits for Dr. Sheldrake in her home to confront her. Demanding she tell her everything she knew about Christopher, she concludes that Cynthia herself had sex with her ex the night he was murdered. During the conversation the TV flashes to an episode of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Bernice realizes Carson knew the doctors ex. Bernice calls Carson to meet her in the park with the bag of jewelry Bernice was commissioned to steal in the first place. Bernie has also deduced that Carson was in love with Christopher himself. A scuffle ensues and Bernice, along with her friend Carl and Ray, capture Carson.

[EX Q]: Fact1: young French woman arrives in New York looking for expatriate Charles Thevenet, Fact2: old wealthy and dissipated rake guesses Madeline 's purpose in visiting him, Fact3: Madeline has been sent by Paul to ask him for money to support revolution in France, Fact4: Flynn are after Charles fortune having waited for old man to die, Fact5: Charles medicine has been laced with poison
[EX A]: A young French woman, Madeline Minot, arrives in New York in 1848, looking for expatriate Charles Thevenet. She is initially turned away at the door by his mistress and housekeeper, Lorna Bounty, but persists, presenting Charles with a letter of introduction from his only grandson, Paul, a romantic revolutionary with whom Madeline is in love. Charles is an old, wealthy, and dissipated rake, who correctly guesses Madelines purpose in visiting him: she has been sent by Paul to ask him for money to support the revolution in France. Assisted by hulking butler, Martin, and cook Mrs. Flynn, who are also after Charles fortune, having waited for the old man to die for ten years, Lorna lets Charles drink as much as he wants, contrary to the instructions of Dr. Roland, and replaces some prescribed medicine. Madeline has one ally, a chance acquaintance named Dupin, a heavydrinking impecunious poet, to whom she turns when she suspects that Charles medicine has been laced with poison. They take a sample to a pharmacist, who determines that it is sugar water. Dupin becomes acquainted with Lorna, and recognizes her as a former actress who achieved fame with Charles backing. During her stay at Charles residence, Madeline softens the old reprobates heart. He summons his lawyer, Durand, and changes his will. Then he secretly puts arsenic in his drink, ready to end his life. However, he suffers a stroke that paralyzes him, leaving him only partial control of his face. He watches helplessly as Durand drinks the fatal brandy. The will is then snatched up by Charles pet raven and hidden in the fireplace. Before the old man dies, he tries to pass along to Dupin the location of the will solely with his eyes. Lorna guesses that there is a new will and its contents. After the funeral, she and her accomplices search desperately for it without success. Dupin is more perceptive; from the clues, he finds and retrieves the document, though he has to fight Martin off to escape the house alive. When the will is read, it reveals that Paul does inherit the money; Lorna, Martin and Mrs. Flynn are left only the house. At the end of the film, Madeline goes looking for Dupin to thank him. Dupins generous bartender, Flaherty, tells her he has gone, leaving only a seemingly worthless IOU for his sizable bar bill. On one side is a draft of a verse about a woman named Annabel Lee, and on the other, the IOUs signature, which reveals Dupins real name: Edgar Allan Poe.

[EX Q]: Fact1: United States Army librarian is selected for suspended animation experiment on grounds of average appearance, Fact2: officer in is arrested for having started own prostitution ring under Upgrayedd 's tutelage charge, Fact3: Joe and Rita 's suspension chambers are unearthed by collapse of mountain-sized garbage pile and Joe 's suspension chamber crashes into apartment of Frito Pendejo, Fact4: Joe is arrested for not having bar code tattoo to pay for doctor 's appointment, Fact5: bribes him with promises of riches through compound interest on Joe open in 21st century
[EX A]:
A United States Army librarian, Corporal Average Joe Bauers, is selected for a suspended animation experiment on grounds of average appearance, intelligence, behavior, etc. Lacking a suitable female candidate, they hire Rita, a prostitute whose pimp Upgrayedd has been bribed to allow her to take part. The experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge is arrested for having started his own prostitution ring under Upgrayedds tutelage. Five hundred years later, Joe and Ritas suspension chambers are unearthed by the collapse of a mountainsized garbage pile, and Joes suspension chamber crashes into the apartment of Frito Pendejo, who expels him. The former Washington, D.C. has lost most of its infrastructure, with people living in plastic huts called domistiles. The human population has become morbidly stupid, speaks only low registers of English competently, is profoundly antiintellectual, and individuals are named after corporate products. Suspecting hallucination, Joe enters a hospital, where he is incompetently diagnosed, and comes to realize what has happened to him and to society. He is arrested for not having a bar code tattoo to pay for his doctors appointment, and after being assigned the grossly incompetent Frito as his lawyer, he is sent to prison. Rita returns to her former profession. Joe is renamed Not Sure by a faulty tattooing machine, and takes an IQ test before tricking the guards into letting him escape. Once free, Joe asks Frito whether a time machine exists to return him to 2005, and bribes him with promises of riches through compound interest on a bank account Joe will open in the 21st century. Frito knows of one, and leads him with Rita to a gigantic Costco store, where a tattoo scanner identifies Joe. He is apprehended, but is taken to the White House, where he is appointed Secretary of the Interior, on the grounds that his IQ test identified him as the most intelligent person alive. In a speech, President Camacho gives Joe the impossible job of fixing the nations food shortages, Dust Bowls, and crippled economy within a week. Joe discovers that the nations crops are irrigated with a sports drink named Brawndo, whose parent corporation had purchased the FDA, FCC, and USDA. When Joe has the drink replaced with water, Brawndos stock drops to zero, and half of the population lose their jobs, causing mass riots. Joe is sentenced to die in a monster truck demolition derby featuring undefeated Rehabilitation Officer Beef Supreme. The monster truck scene is a callback to the first episode of Beavis and ButtHead, where the two boys observe a 1992 Hyundai Excel, followed by a soft hippytype character Mr. VanDreesen being crushed by a monster truck named The Scrotalizer. Frito and Rita discover that Joes reintroduction of water to the soil has prompted vegetation to grow in the fields. During the televised event they show the sprouting crops on the stadiums display screen, and Camacho gives Joe a full pardon, appointing him Vice President. Joe and Rita find that the time masheen Frito had mentioned is merely an inaccurate, historythemed amusement ride. Following Camachos term, Joe is elected President. Joe and Rita marry and conceive the worlds three smartest children, while Vice President Frito takes eight wives and fathers 32 of the worlds stupidest children.