instruction:
You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.
question:
I purchased this item to celebrate the birth of my grandson.  I should have opted for real cigars, they might have tasted better. These cigars were very hard and hurt my teeth to chew. Not to mention that these gum cigars were much too sweet.
answer:
Negative


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...or the good reviewers' taste buds are weak.  This is some disappointingly weak coffee.  I'm not some crazy "gotta have my jet black sludge to get through the day" coffee drinker - I'd say my favorite (and my wife's) is Caribou Blend.  This blend is WEAK, it can't hold half-and-half or even just whole milk without being wiped out.  Now, I will say I brew it on the "large cup" (9.25 oz, I believe) setting on our Keurig, so maybe it's a bit better on the 8oz setting, or even the small setting.  But Caribou (we also like Donut Shop, Green Mountain Kona Blend 10%, etc.) can be easily brewed on 9.25 and hold a good bold taste.  This coffee doesn't hold a CANDLE to any of those.  Now I'm stuck with 40+ of these. Blech...maybe the guests won't mind it! :)
answer:
Negative


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It could be worse. The pineapple, which is not well-advertised on the package, is actually the best part. The worst part is the large discs of... Turnip? I'm not even sure. Sauce is bland. Pass it up, go with the BBQ chicken or zesty marinara.
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Negative