Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He

Ex Output:
empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.


Ex Input:
He is frisked and escorted out. He

Ex Output:
stares out of a door, his turns to someone.


Ex Input:
The journalist looks up at someone earnest scowl. Someone

Ex Output:

slides his eyes shut.