TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Louis van Gaal arrived at his press conference on Thursday apologising for still being in what he called his 'work clothes'. That, however, transpired to the least of his worries. Soon after, he was embroiled in what we can politely describe as a lively exchange about the nature of his relationship with his assistant Ryan Giggs. Pictures of a rather underwhelmed Giggs at St James' Park on Wednesday and some quotes from his old friend Paul Scholes had given weight earlier in the day to some recent chatter about the United icon's thoughts on Van Gaal's style of play and indeed his own future.Ryan Giggs did not celebrate Manchester United's 1-0 win at NewcastlePaul Scholes hinted his former team-mate was not happy at being No 2Louis van Gaal reacted angrily to suggestions of a problem between pairRed Devils face Arsenal in FA Cup quarter-final on Monday eveningDutch manager believes Jonny Evans did not mean to spit at Papiss Cisse 
 Question:The _ boss gave a tetchy press conference ahead of Monday's FA Cup clash with Arsenal.

SOLUTION: Louis van Gaal

PROBLEM: President Barack Obama took an evening away from politicking Sunday to honor top artists -- and crack some jokes. Obama received the five Kennedy Center honorees at the White House before the annual gala that honored this year Tom Hanks, Sting, Al Green, Lily Tomlin and ballerina Patricia McBride. Sting got a presidential mention not just for his chart-topping music career, but also for his stage name. "Now, not everybody can pull off a name like Sting, but this guy can. His wife, Trudie, calls him Sting. Apparently his kids call him Sting," Obama said to laughs at the White House reception. "'POTUS' is a pretty good nickname -- but let's face it, it's not as cool as Sting. I kind of wish I was called Sting."Obama's nickname-of-choice? Apparently, it's "Sting"President Obama may have dished out jokes Sunday, but Michelle Obama is apparently "the most powerful and influential""There she is...next to the President, which I assume means she has no future plans to run for office" Stephen Colbert joked 
 Question:_, however, later said on the red carpet he was "not so sure" his name is cooler than the President's moniker.

SOLUTION: Barack Obama

PROBLEM: Manchester United have asked Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos to publicly declare he wants to leave the Bernabeu in order to force a move away, according to Spanish newspaper Marca. The 29-year-old has been heavily linked with a move to Old Trafford, with initial rumours suggesting he would form part of a deal involving United goalkeeper David de Gea. Marca report that Ramos has refused the request by United, and is awaiting a meeting with Real Madrid president Florentino Perez to decide his future ahead of the new season. It is thought that Ramos, in his meeting with Perez, will declare his intentions to leave, but that it will stay private rather than a public message from the Spain international.Friday's Marca carries a story regarding Real Madrid's Sergio RamosThey claim Man United have asked Ramos to tell Madrid he wants to leaveIt is believed Ramos will instead state his intentions privately to MadridRafa Benitez insists Cristiano Ronaldo is 'the best in the world'Corriere dello Sport say Stevan Jovetic will join Inter Milan, while Mohamed Salah is set for an initial one-year loan move to RomaReal Madrid vs Man City: Follow the International Champions Cup here 
 Question:Manchester City outcast Jovetic has struggled for game-time at the Etihad, and it is believed _ have won the race for his signature.

SOLUTION:
Manchester United