Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: In a modern kitchen, a middle aged man stands at a stove. He
Example Output: holds a jar with ice cream.

Example Input: She tend holds the rag again, sprays down the table, and wipes down the table in a proper motion. She
Example Output: leans against the urinal.

Example Input: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone
Example Output:
steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.