TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Oh Gawd, not more kitchen scenes! After the Milibands’ two-kitchens saga, last night the BBC took us to David Cameron’s constituency kitchen in Oxfordshire in the latest example of ‘Hello’ television political coverage. It was there that the PM announced that he might not look for a third term in Downing Street. Er, might be worth waiting until you’ve won a second one before you start talking about a third, comrade. Scroll down for videos 1. Ceiling lights, £22 each, Ikea – From ‘Foto Pendant’ range. 2. Sage by Heston Blumenthal's Nutri-Juicer Pro, £299, johnlewis.com. Looks well-used as components are scattered throughout kitchen. 3. Sonos Play 3 speaker, £249, currys.co.uk - This lets the Camerons play their music devices in any room in the house. 4. Oxo Good Grips salad spinner, £15, johnlewis.com. 5. Galbani mozarella, £1.35, ocado – They obviously have a taste for the Med. 6. Prosciutto di Parma, £4.99, ocado. 7. Watercress salad, £1.99, ocado. 8. Iceberg lettuce, 60p, ocadoDavid Cameron invited the cameras into his Oxfordshire home before announcing that he may not do a third termPrime Minister interviewed on camera alongside wife Samantha as lunch was prepared in his constituency kitchenItems spotted in his country kitchen include Ikea lighting, music speakers, bread maker and a ceramic butler sinkRange of leafy salad also found on worktop, alongside salad spinner, food processor and 'Calm down dear' sign 
 Question:The slinky _, looking as though she was just out of some foam-scented bath, wandered towards the cooking area in a loose-fitting lumberjack shirt and announced that her husband was ‘definitely the best man for the job’.

SOLUTION: Gawd

PROBLEM: An author of an unauthorized Whitney Houston biography has claimed that Nick Gordon 'is shaking in his boots' after family members of Bobbi Kristina Brown filed a lawsuit against him. The family filed a $40million suit against Gordon alleging that he stole money from Bobbi and violently abused her in the prelude to her discovery in January, face down and unresponsive, in the bathtub of the Roswell, Georgia home she and Gordon shared. Gordon, 25, could soon become the subject of a fully-fledged murder investigation, as 22-year-old Bobbi Kristina’s death may be imminent. Ian Halperin, author of Whitney & Bobbi Kristina: The Deadly Price of Fame, claims Bobby Brown's family 'want justice immediately' and that Gordon stole much more than the $11,000 he's accused of taking while Bobbi Kristina was placed in a medically induced coma.Nick Gordon was pictured outside his Florida duplex on Thursday but reportedly ran from reporters when questionedAuthor of Whitney & Bobbi Kristina: The Deadly Price of Fame claims Brown family 'wants justice immediately'Brown family filed a $40million suit against Gordon alleging that he stole money from Bobbi and violently abused her AuBobbi Kristina was taken off life support earlier this week and transferred to the Peachtree Christian Hospice in Georgia 
 Question:The only daughter of _ and Bobby Brown has clung to life for the past five months but medics anticipate her death in the coming days - or even hours.

SOLUTION: Nick Gordon

PROBLEM: A wannabe jihadi bride who was desperate for love has been jailed for 15 months today for helping an extremist travel to Syria after an online romance. Angela Shafiq, 22, advised Mohammed Nahin Ahmed, from Birmingham, about travel documents and how to get past border controls before he left Britain to join rebels in the war-torn country. The student, who admitted she was worried nobody would marry her, also encouraged him to take a first aid course so he could pretend he was heading to Syria for humanitarian reasons. Shafiq denied an offence of preparation of terrorist acts after claiming her Skype chats with Ahmed - a man she never met - were all 'fantasy'.Angela Shafiq, 22, advised Mohammed Nahin Ahmed on how to get to SyriaShafiq told him to pretend to be a medic during their online romanceLondon student suffered self-esteem issues and feared being singleJihadis Ahmed and friend Yusuf Zubair Sarwar were jailed after Syria tripPair were turned in by family after spending eight months in Aleppo 
 Question:'A continuing issue in the conversations was the fact that _'s mother, quite understandably you may think, would not allow her to go to Syria.'

SOLUTION:
Syria