Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket

A: holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.
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Q: A woman mixes ingredients into a pot on the stove. A man

A: lifts a pan over her stove.
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Q: Someone gets up and starts running, then realizes he is not being followed. People

A:
run towards him and someone.
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