Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She greets someone's dog. He

A: delivers a layup at someone.
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Q: He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone

A: 's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.
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Q: A woman blowing kisses at the camera, then inserting her contact lenses. She

A:
peels a cigarette at the floor with a little vent and she holds up a brush.
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