Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The person is standing with a blue floor map. The person
Example Output: puts on a tire off the ski platform.

Example Input: He looks out on the gaudy lights of Time Square. Someone
Example Output: dashes into the market.

Example Input: Someone and someone eats soup served on trays as they watch Oprah. Someone starts to salt his, but someone
Example Output:
throws him at the counter.