TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Sergio Ramos is not the only Bernabeu star on Manchester United’s hit-list as they prepare a robust response to Real Madrid’s bid to sign David de Gea. Real are expected to make a first formal offer for De Gea this week following months of speculation over his return to Spain, four years after moving to Old Trafford from Atletico Madrid. And United are determined to make it as difficult as possible for the Spanish giants to get their man by mounting what club insiders have described as ‘an aggressive counter'. It will begin with demands for a transfer fee in excess of £25million and has already extended to interest in Ramos.Manchester United are keen on bringing Sergio Ramos to Old TraffordReal Madrid are desperate to complete the signing of David de GeaUnited are planning an 'aggressive counter' to stop the Spanish giantsCristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modric and Gareth Bale could come up in the talksTransfer news: CLICK HERE for all the latest 
 Question:There are no guarantees that United will get their way, but it is a sign of the determination within the club to make life as difficult for _ as possible.

SOLUTION: Sergio Ramos

PROBLEM: Lewis Hamilton began the new Formula One season in stunning fashion with a crushing qualifying performance to grab the fourth pole position of his career for the Australian Grand Prix. It is clear that after a dominant 2014 from Mercedes they will again be the team to beat in 2015 as reigning champion Hamilton blasted his way to top spot on the grid at Melbourne's Albert Park, putting even team-mate Nico Rosberg in the shade. Hamilton finished with a lap of one minute 26.327secs, a staggering 0.6secs clear of Rosberg as Mercedes locked out the front row, with Williams' Felipe Massa the best of the rest, but 1.4secs down on the 30-year-old Briton.Lewis Hamilton will start Sunday's Australian Grand Prix from poleHe was over half-a-second quicker than Nico Rosberg in qualifyingMercedes secure front-row lockout with Felipe Massa 3rd in his WilliamsBut Jenson Button and Kevin Magnussen are eliminated from Q1 and they will start on LAST row of the grid for McLaren in Melbourne 
 Question:So, with 10 minutes to go until the start of qualifying, why not catch up on the very latest news from Melbourne, starting with Hamilton and his hope that he will be remembered as a legend when he retires from _.

SOLUTION: Lewis Hamilton

PROBLEM: The Duchess of Cambridge's decision to 'borrow' a priceless tiara belonging to the Queen Mother rather than buying a new one has confused the Chinese media, MailOnline can reveal today. Kate wore the Papyrus tiara at last night's state banquet at Buckingham Palace, which has bamboozled Chinese journalists because sharing heirlooms is so rare. Chinese news website ifeng.com told readers the Duchess, 33, first wore the Queen Mother's tiara in 2013 and were surprised she didn’t just get a new one for meeting President Xi yesterday. One article said: 'It looks like this is not the first time that she "borrowed" the tiara from the Queen' - but added glowingly: 'This made Kate’s first state banquet appearance phenomenal. We look forward to more stunning fashion from her'.Chinese media confused by Kate's need to wear Queen Mother's tiaraJournalists call British 'potato people' who 'can't drink tea properly'Obsession in China with Viscount Hood - falsely called 'Queen's butler'Britain to send TV like Sherlock in return for HS2 and nuclear power plants 
 Question:Coverage of the Chinese leader’s four-day state visit has also required a string of articles explaining _ culture.

SOLUTION:
Duchess of Cambridge