Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man pushes a child on the swing set of a large park area. The man
Example Output: sits over the handle for protection from a wall in the snow.

Example Input: A man is kneeling down in the dirt over a a silver bowl that is full of soap. In the large bowl, he
Example Output: is attempting a series of rolling loses and then uses the entire surface to turn to it.

Example Input: Someone and someone share a disheartened gaze. In the audience someone
Example Output:
smiles and extends her fingers.