Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: There are several people swimming in the pool. One person
Example Output: is walking up the side of the pool smoking a ball.

Example Input: The child, now in someone's arms looks directly at someone. Someone's eyes
Example Output: widen with horror as he sees someone.

Example Input: The athlete lays on a mat next to a female athlete and stretches. The athlete
Example Output:
stands applauded before dismounting, leaps up onto the giant flag and stands up.