You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

The Switch Orange Tangerine looked very promising. 100% juice, with some zippy carbonation. I placed it in the fridge, and let it get a nice chill. Hours later, I popped the top, and my wife and I sampled...  And it tasted like drinking furniture polish. It's not like we we're searching for derogatory statements about Switch. Here is how the conversation went:  Wife takes a swig, looks at me with eyes all googled. "Yuck. It tastes like furniture polish."  I take the can from her, thinking she must be insane. I chug some down. "Ah, yeah...it does taste like furniture polish."  We poured the remainder down the drain. If you enjoy drinking cold tangerine flavored furniture polish, by all means...  BTW, this drink left a nasty aftertaste...still belching it up.
Negative

The taste is not real great and the protein level is really low.  I definitely prefer Amazing Grass Green Superfood Chocolate to this product.
Negative

I just cannot understand the high praise these chips have received.  I ordered the variety pack and am very disappointed.  All flavors have a really weird taste to them, except for maybe the plain chips.  The salt and vinegar especially tasted gross!  I took one bite and had to throw the bag away.  Now I'm stuck with a bunch of chips that I'll never eat.

Negative