Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone
rolls off his penguin.

Now in an auto showroom, someone sits in a silver Roadster. He
pants, a dark - eyed stare man outside, pushes a guy wearing a green vest.

Two men are playing a game of darts. We

are playing a game of curling.