Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone enters, terrified, still clutching her purse. She
Example Output: holds up one of her packages.

Example Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone
Example Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Example Input: Leaving the table, someone falls down drunkenly. Someone
Example Output:
draws a gun and takes someone's hand.