In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

I brought you the Manchester United haters test a few weeks ago – you can read it HERE. Now it’s time for the ‘Wayne Rooney Test.’ What’s the first thing you think about when you hear the name Wayne Rooney? a) How close he is to breaking scoring records with Manchester United and England b) Any of the following - Being punched in his kitchen by Phil Bardsley, demanding a massive salary at Manchester United or barking into the camera at the 2010 World Cup and at West Ham. If you answered b) then I’d question your passion for football.Wayne Rooney is close to breaking records for Man United and EnglandRooney celebrated his goal against Spurs with a boxing routineHe had been in the papers that morning for getting KO'd by Phil BardsleyRooney should be judged for what he does on the pitch - not off itREAD: Was Rooney a knockout against Tottenham?CLICK HERE for all the latest Manchester United news 
 Question:One thing I have discovered about _ is that if you come from humble beginnings, but go on to improve your lot in life, the reaction of the rest of the country will be split.
Manchester United

(CNN) [Breaking news update, posted at 4:46 a.m. ET] The death toll from Saturday's suicide bombing in Baghdad has risen to 200, the deputy head of the security committee of the Baghdad Provincial Council, Mohamed al-Rubaye‎, said in a televised phone interview Monday. [Previous story, posted at 1:59 a.m. ET] (CNN) -- A suicide truck bomb ripped through a busy shopping district in Baghdad over the weekend, killing more than 100 in what was the deadliest single attack in the war-weary country in years. The brazen Saturday night attack in the heart of the packed Karrada neighborhood killed at least 125 people, including 25 children and 20 women.ISIS promised an uptick in terror attacks during the holy month of RamadanAngry over the continuing violence in the country, people threw objects at the Iraqi PM's convoy as he went to survey the bomb damage 
 Question:He said he came to _ to console families and "share their sorrow in this painful tragedy that happened."
Baghdad

A newly-engaged couple have revealed how they both went from being bullied at school over their weight to becoming bodybuilding champions. Jordan Saunders, 21, tipped the scales at 11st by the time she was 11 years old, and had braces, glasses and ginger hair; while Ray Bath, 26, was teased at school over his puppy fat. These days, Miss Saunders and Mr Bath, who met at a gym and are based in Basildon, Essex, are lean dieters with their own personal training business, and plan to marry next September in Cyprus. Miss Saunders, who shed three stone in just a few months when she was 15 and now weighs 8st, said: 'Both me and Ray have beat the bullies to bag our buff bodies - and each other.Jordan Saunders, 21, and Ray Bath, 26, were teased about their puppy fatNow their old tormentors have asked the pair for fitness tipsThe Essex pair now run their own personal training business 
 Question:Desperate to change, _ started dieting aged 15 before a school trip abroad.

Jordan Saunders