In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Q: Fact1: Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker, Fact2: military businessman R.J. Hacker had closed down weapons manufacturing plant, Fact3: President 's suggestion of war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd, Fact4: American sheriff Bud Boomer criticizes Canadian beer while attending hockey game between neighboring nations in Niagara Falls, Fact5: Stuart in collects more information about Canada turn

A: Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker G. D. Spradlin, who had closed down his weapons manufacturing plant, Hacker Dynamics. At a conference held at the former plant, he pins the blame for the shutdown of his business on the current President of the United States Alan Alda, who has just arrived. The President defends his own belief that the future of the children is more important than war, which has caused major decline in his approval rating. After the conference, he expresses to confidantes General Dick Panzer Rip Torn and National Security Advisor Stuart Smiley Kevin Pollak his discontent about not having an enemy to engage in war. An attempted negotiation with Russian President Vladimir Kruschkin Richard E. Council to start a new cold war with Russia fails, and the Presidents suggestion of a war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd. Serendipitously, American sheriff Bud Boomer John Candy offensively criticizes Canadian beer while attending a hockey game between the neighboring nations in Niagara Falls, Ontario. The ensuing brawl ends up on the news and catches Stuarts attention; Stuart, in turn, collects more information about Canada from a CIA agent named Gus Brad Sullivan, who suggests Canada as their new enemy. Before long, television channels are littered with antiCanada propaganda, which Boomer believes wholeheartedly. He prepares for war by distributing guns to his fellow sheriffs, including his girlfriend Honey Rhea Perlman and their friends Roy Boy Kevin J. OConnor and Kabral Jabar Bill Nunn. After they apprehend a group of Americans dressed as Canadians attempting to destroy a hydroelectric plant, despite Guss protests, they sneak across the border to litter on Canadian lands, which leads to Honey being arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. In a rescue attempt, Boomer, Roy Boy and Kabral sneak into a Canadian power plant and cause a countrywide blackout. When the President learns of this, he orders Boomers immediate removal from Canada before its too late. Hacker, seeking revenge on the President for shutting down his business, uses a software program Hacker Hellstorm to activate missile silos across the country. The President learns that the signal causing the activation of the silos originated from Canada, and summons Hacker. Hacker offers to sell a program to the President that can cancel out the Hellstorm — for 1 trillion. With only six minutes left, the President is trying to figure out whats going on. Stuart, fed up with the President being too busy to give Hacker the money, realizes that Hacker, getting up to leave, is the one controlling the silos, not Canada, and, after storming up, takes the operating codes from him required to stop the Hellstorm accidentally killing Hacker in the process. The President orders Stuarts arrest, despite his protests that he is now able to give the codes to the President so they could deactivate the missiles which are aimed at Moscow. As the launch time approaches the President pleads with Canadian Prime Minister Clark MacDonald Wallace Shawn over the phone to stop the launch. Meanwhile, Honey was taken to a mental hospital upon her capture and escaped all the way to the CN Tower. She discovers the central computer for the Hellstorm located at the top and destroys it with a machine gun, aborting the launch sequence. She then reunites with Boomer, who had tracked her to the Tower, and they return to the United States via a speedboat. An ending montage reveals the characters fates: Boomer realizes his dream of appearing on Cops; Honey has been named Humanitarian of the Year by the National Rifle Association; the President was defeated in the next election by a large landslide and now hosts Get Up, Cleveland; Stuart served eight months in prison, but was pardoned by the new President; General Panzer committed suicide after learning that Hogans Heroes was fictional; Gus was last spotted heading to Mexico; R.J. Hackers body has been viewed daily at Republican National Headquarters; Kabral has become a hockey star, winning the Hart Memorial Trophy three years in a row; Roy Boys whereabouts become unknown; and MacDonald is still ruling with an iron fist.
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Q: Fact1: Laird at isolated laboratory near is assisted by American scientist Gilbert Graham small village, Fact2: request for replacement sent to Ministry of Defense brings Cartwright to investigate assistant, Fact3: woman computer expert helps to solve Laird 's power problem but not larger risks inherent in experiments, Fact4: enemy agents are least of dangers around Laird 's project, Fact5: sudden burst of cosmic radiation from deep space causes brain damage while also causing insect life to mutate in area around village and laboratory

A: In the south of England, at an isolated laboratory near a small village, physicist Dr. Laird Alec Mango is assisted by American scientist Gilbert Graham Forrest Tucker. They are performing a series of advanced and dangerous experiments with magnetic fields, while using massive amounts of power in equipment never designed to carry such loads. An accident occurs and injures another assistant, after which a request for a replacement sent to the Ministry of Defense brings Brigadier Cartwright Windham Goldie down to investigate. He is accompanied by a woman computer expert, Michele Dupont Gaby Andre, who helps to solve Lairds power problem, but not the larger risks inherent in his experiments. Cartwright is impressed when an interrupted experiment transforms several pieces of steel, not in the test chamber, into useless lumps of powder. His report convinces the Deputy Defense Minister Geoffrey Chater to make Lairds project a top priority. He sends down a full security team, led by counterespionage expert Jimmy Murray Hugh Latimer. It soon becomes clear, however, that enemy agents are the least of the dangers around Lairds project: The hypermagnetic fields that he has generated have been affecting the ionosphere, causing unnatural weather patterns, threatening ships at sea hundreds of miles away, and also weakening the magnetic shield that protects the surface of the Earth from cosmic rays. A sudden burst of cosmic radiation from deep space causes brain damage in one local man, turning him into a homicidal maniac, while also causing the insect life to mutate in the area around the village and laboratory. In the midst of this growing threat to the worlds safety, a mysterious Mr. Smith Martin Benson arrives in the village. He is wellspoken, with little knowledge of ordinary life, but a great deal of knowledge about magnetic fields, while offering strong opinions about the dangerous experiments that Dr. Laird is conducting. Murray is positive that he is a spy, but Graham and Dupont decide that there is less threat from him than from the obstinate Dr. Laird, who plans on continuing his risky work. Even with Mr. Smiths dire warnings, the forest adjacent to the village is soon swarming with gigantic insects and other mutated monsters. Grahams and Duponts best efforts fail to stop Dr. Laird, and so they alert the authorities to investigate and send in the military. Later, when leaving the laboratory, Dupont is threatened by the encroaching monsters and becomes trapped in the web of a giant spider. The army arrives in time and is able to destroy all the mutations, saving her life. Mr. Smith reveals to Graham that he is an alien from another world withholding its name. Later, Graham explains to Dupont, Murray, and Cartwright that Mr. Smith is actually an alien emissary from a Planet X, while also informing them that Laird has gone mad and plans to continue his dangerous experiments. Mr.Smith explains that his mission is to warn humanity of the likelihood that Earths orbit will be destabilized should the magnetic experiments continue. They are already a threat to Planet X, having caused the crash on Earth of one of their flying saucers. Mr. Smith is asked to help stop Dr. Laird, but being an emissary, he is at first reluctant. However, now faced with a continued threat, he agrees. They quickly leave and go back to stop Dr. Laird, who has already started up his equipment. Mr. Smith in the meantime has summoned his flying saucer using a handheld device, positioning it directly above the laboratory. It fires down multiple rays that obliterate the building. With the coming disaster averted, the alien says his goodbyes to Graham and Dupont and walks to the landed saucer. It quickly becomes just an oval of light ascending into the night sky.
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Q: Fact1: Philo Vance 's dog does not make it into final of Long Island Kennel Club 's dog show, Fact2: Coe was shot through head, Fact3: Raymond Wrede was in love with Miss Lake, Fact4: Coe 's next-door neighbor and lover Doris Delafield had been cheating on him with Eduardo Grassi, Fact5: attempt is made on life of Thomas using same dagger used to kill Coe

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When Philo Vances dog does not make it into the final of the Long Island Kennel Clubs dog show, fellow competitor Archer Coe Robert Barrat is disappointed, having hoped to savor a victory over Vance. The next morning Coe is found dead, locked inside his bedroom. District Attorney Markham Robert McWade and Police Sergeant Heath Eugene Pallette assume it was suicide, because Coe was shot through the head and was found holding a pistol. Vance is not convinced. He soon finds evidence that Coe was murdered. Coroner Dr. Doremus Etienne Girardot determines the victim died of a stab wound. There is no shortage of suspects; Coe was very much disliked. His niece Hilda Lake Mary Astor resented her uncles tight control of her finances and jealousy of any men who showed interest in her. Her boyfriend, Sir Thomas MacDonald Paul Cavanagh, suspected Coe of killing his dog to ensure winning the competition. Raymond Wrede Ralph Morgan, the dead mans secretary, was in love with Miss Lake, but had been laughed at when he sought Coes support. Coes nextdoor neighbor and lover Doris Delafield Helen Vinson had been cheating on him with Eduardo Grassi Jack La Rue. When Coe found out, he cancelled a contract to sell his collection of Chinese artworks to the Milan museum for which Grassi worked. Liang James Lee, the cook, had worked long, hard, and illegally to help Coe amass his collection. He warned his employer against the proposed sale and was fired as a result. Even Coes own brother Brisbane Frank Conroy despised Coe. Finally, Gamble Arthur Hohl, the head servant, had concealed his criminal past. Brisbane Coe becomes Vances prime suspect. His alibi of taking a train at the time of the murder is disproved. When Brisbane is found dead in a closet, Vance is both puzzled and enlightened. Among Brisbanes effects, Vance finds a book titled Unsolved Murders; a bookmarked page details a method of using string to lock a door through the keyhole without leaving a trace. Part of the mystery is solved. Later, an attempt is made on the life of Sir Thomas using the same dagger used to kill Coe. Finally, a Doberman Pinscher belonging to Miss Delafield is found seriously injured, apparently struck with a fireside poker. From these and other clues, Vance finally solves the crime. It turns out that two men sought Coes life that night. The successful murderer struggled with Coe and stabbed him, leaving him for dead. Coe awakened soon after. Too dazed to recall the fight or notice that he was mortally wounded, he went upstairs to his bedroom and opened his window before dying. Brisbane entered the chamber, saw his brother apparently asleep in his chair. He shot the corpse and arranged the scene to look like a suicide. Downstairs, he ran into the actual killer, who had seen through a window that Archer Coe was still alive and came back to finish the job. In the darkness, the killer mistook Brisbane for Archer and killed the wrong man. Delafields dog then wandered in, attracted by the commotion, and attacked the murderer. While sure of the killers identity, Vance has no proof. He therefore arranges for Sir Thomas and Wrede to quarrel over Hilda Lake. When Wrede instinctively reaches for the poker to strike his rival, the Doberman recognizes its attacker and leaps on him. Wrede confesses he became enraged when Coe refused to assist his courtship of Miss Lake, precipitating the stabbing.
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