Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He puts shaving cream on the man's face. He then
Example Output: dries wax on his mouth and rubs his legs.

Example Input: The woman towels her hands dry. The camera
Example Output: leans back and washes as the kids watch.

Example Input: The sauce is completed and poured onto the noodles. The video
Example Output:
is then held up shot and then cuts eggs into a swimming pan.