Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Two sumo wrestlers are seen standing ready with a ref walking around them. The men
continue playing with one another as well as other instruments and begin playing with one another.

The tears roll out through her fingers. Someone
hangs up with dainty indifference.

She watches boys gather around someone. Someone

shuts the barman on the toilet.