TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.
PROBLEM: The Switch Orange Tangerine looked very promising. 100% juice, with some zippy carbonation. I placed it in the fridge, and let it get a nice chill. Hours later, I popped the top, and my wife and I sampled...  And it tasted like drinking furniture polish. It's not like we we're searching for derogatory statements about Switch. Here is how the conversation went:  Wife takes a swig, looks at me with eyes all googled. "Yuck. It tastes like furniture polish."  I take the can from her, thinking she must be insane. I chug some down. "Ah, yeah...it does taste like furniture polish."  We poured the remainder down the drain. If you enjoy drinking cold tangerine flavored furniture polish, by all means...  BTW, this drink left a nasty aftertaste...still belching it up.

SOLUTION: Negative

PROBLEM: I was disappointed - supersweet, but just not flavorful.  Same thing with the peppermint.  Will not purchase this brand again.

SOLUTION: Negative

PROBLEM: Fast Delivery.  Product arrived exactly as described.  Would purchase again from this company.

SOLUTION:
Positive