Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Back on someone's desk, the book opens and glows with light. Someone
Example Output: jerks his head backwards with a dazzling firework of light.

Example Input: Someone falls out of the branches of the tree. He
Example Output: tugs off his arm like an umbrella.

Example Input: Standing back, he reaches out and tilts the container over Richard Parker's head. With saddened eyes, someone
Example Output:
replaces the top and puts it on someone's shoulder.