Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He
empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

The wave knocks him off his board into the water. He
arrives at home: a well - stocked kitchen.

The bathroom door opens, revealing someone with a cap tipped over his eyes. Now, the Parkers

fly through the doors and into the room.