You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: If I find hair in my food and return it, how can I be SURE I am getting a replacement item and not the same dirty food back?

Output: Heavily salt your table before sending it back, that way if the food sent to you is salted you'll know they didn't do anything except move the hair.


Input: Consider Input: Combine the ingredients to make the dough

Output: Just dump some of the ingredients into the bowl and mix, then knead, adding more milk if necessary


Input: Consider Input: To draw a design onto slices of wood, you can


Output: Use a butter knife, or re use a clothes iron