Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone approaches, flanked by his friends. Someone
Example Output: looks up at someone's black dress.

Example Input: Someone slides one of the flowers beneath a silver button of the inspector's jacket. He
Example Output: sets another rope strapped around his neck.

Example Input: A woman is then interviewed followed by several pictures of mushrooms and people speaking with one another. A doctor
Example Output:
rubs his face up a wall.