TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He

SOLUTION: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.

PROBLEM: He waves as he exits through the door. A flaming plane

SOLUTION: appears as the asgardians gape forward.

PROBLEM: Glaring at the man, he takes out a small notebook and slaps it onto the counter. The man

SOLUTION:
takes a sandwich and places the sandwich on the floor.