You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For consistency, answers should be in all lower cased letters.

Category: IT'S LIKE, SHAKESPEARE, YOU KNOW? 
Clue: In "The Taming of the Shrew", Kate's all like, "It is not moonlight now" & he goes, "I say it is the moon that shines so bright"
petruchio

Category: WORDS THAT SHOULD RHYME 
Clue: A direction on a map & what proverbially is wasted on the young
south & youth

Category: BANNED ON EBAY 
Clue: As eBay has banned sales of any type of this, pinot is a no-no

wine/liquor/alcohol