Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: The volunteers move up the boat en masse towards someone. Someone
[EX A]: jumps out of a window, all out into the water.

[EX Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[EX A]: gets to the back of the van.

[EX Q]: The oddly matched recruits cover each other. As someone
[EX A]:
lumbers ahead, banging his head on someone's forehead.