Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone climbs red - carpeted steps onto a podium placed in the middle of the plaza, which is filled with a flag - waving, cheering crowd free from protesters. The balding man now
speaks to one taking rally as he raises his hands.

She walks out and leaves someone standing alone. Now we
peer like a volume on a shelf.

Someone jabs Mjolnir toward someone. Frost

barrels through the glass, dropping his sword into the ground, with his back to the run.