TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators

SOLUTION: watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.

PROBLEM: Someone brings up a grid of thumbnail images. In someone's apartment, a trail of fluid and crumpled clothes

SOLUTION: attaches itself to someone's web.

PROBLEM: Now, under sun - lit water, we watch fish swim beneath the improved raft. Our view

SOLUTION:
drifts away from the expanse of sky.