Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone approaches, flanked by his friends. Someone
looks up at someone's black dress.

She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Someone stops paddling then rolls off his board and into the water. He

stands on the edge of the boat and begins spreading out the window.