Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone falls out of the branches of the tree. He

A: tugs off his arm like an umbrella.
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Q: The redhead gives a resigned nod. She

A: marches a pack.
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Q: Someone stands at the bar alone. Someone

A:
laughs and stands on the opposite side of the pool step.
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