Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone
Example Output: steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.

Example Input: The man holding the wooden mallet walks out of the room. The man
Example Output: dumps some of the balls into his palms.

Example Input: People work to right the overturned lifeboat. One sailor
Example Output:
hurls a sailor forward before the boat.