Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man approaches the horse holding two brushes in his hands and speaks for a bit. He
Example Output: pushes the dog in a circle and cuts the mane.

Example Input: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He
Example Output: pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

Example Input: A woman is scrubbing the dog with shampoo. Another dog
Example Output:
tries to run it doing a pull next to another woman, also continuing to laugh.