TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Then she irons her blue jean shorts. A little baby

SOLUTION: stands on top of her.

PROBLEM: Someone just smiles, sits down at the desk, things already not going too well, about to get worse. Someone

SOLUTION: paints her bedroom window with a tea towel.

PROBLEM: Several people trek up it on skis. Several skiers

SOLUTION:
are carried around and water jump rafting again in slow motion.