Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: She greets someone's dog. He

A: delivers a layup at someone.
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Q: Leaving the table, someone falls down drunkenly. Someone

A: draws a gun and takes someone's hand.
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Q: He approaches the turbaned loan officer who holds out a set of keys. Someone

A:
is thrown uneasily, running in agony.
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