Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children

A: undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.
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Q: He and someone exchange looks as the latter strides up the pretty long haired woman, someone. He

A: starts to kiss her friend but she grabs someone in the head.
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Q: He takes a long drink. Someone

A:
tastes it, tries to punch.
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