You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For simplicity, answers should be in all lower cased letters.

[Q]: Category: "OUCH"! 
Clue: In Ancient Egyptian inscription, this oval figure held the names of royal personages
[A]: cartouche


[Q]: Category: WITH LOVE 
Clue: My darling, only the best of this potent potable for you, like a fine extra brut Bollinger
[A]: champagne


[Q]: Category: AN "A" PLUS SOME LETTERS 
Clue: 8-letter term for a short, humorous account of an incident
[A]:
an anecdote