TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Sunderland have signed Tottenham Hotspur defender Younes Kaboul for £3million on a four-year contract. The 29-year-old passed his medical at the Academy of Light on Thursday afternoon ahead of the move being confirmed by both clubs. The transfer comes seven years after Kaboul's agent Rudy Raba extraordinarily announced: 'Younes would not join Sunderland even if there was an earthquake. We have more interesting options than Sunderland. Don't even think about it.' Kaboul was first linked with Sunderland in 2008 and becomes their third signing of the summer following the arrival of Adam Matthews from Celtic and the £8m capture of Dinamo Kiev winger Jeremain Lens.Younes Kaboul had his medical at the Academy of Light on ThursdayThe 29-year-old was in the final 12 months of his Tottenham contractKaboul hasn't made a Premier League appearance since NovemberGalatasaray were interested in Kaboul but Sunderland won the race 
 Question:Speaking to Sunderland's official website, Kaboul said: 'I'm delighted to be a _ player and it's an honour to join this club.

SOLUTION: Tottenham Hotspur

PROBLEM: She was a young woman who had her dreams of being a model ruined when she became the victim of an acid attack instigated by her ex-boyfriend in 2008. But fast-forward seven years and Katie Piper has achieved her wildest dreams - and more. She's penned an autobiography, presents the successful Channel 4 show, Bodyshockers, launched an inspirational charitable organisation and took to the runway in Naomi Campbell's recent fashion week show. And now, Katie, 31, has landed a role as the new ambassador for Remescar, a campaign that's close to her heart as she used the cream to treat her own burns and scars.Katie, 31, has landed a role as the new ambassador for RemescarKatie was left with severe scarring after being attacked with acid in 2008Hopes to inspire other people with scarsHer career is booming and Channel 4 have commissioned two new shows 
 Question:Speaking about her new campaign, a natural looking Katie told FEMAIL: 'After using _ I noticed a difference not just in the appearance of my scars but the texture too.

SOLUTION: Katie Piper

PROBLEM: When it comes to highlighting their assets, Hollywood's hottest stars are proudly flaunting their plump rumps, ensuring that bosoms will continue to take a backseat to sculpted derrieres in 2015. Jennifer Lopez may have been the first celebrity to turn her booty into a trademark, but the past 12 months have seen a bevy of big-bottomed celebrities, such as Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Iggy Azalea and Nicki Minaj carving out star statuses for their now-infamous backsides. From 'belfies' posted on Instagram to booty-shaking music videos, female stars are continuously paying homage to their butts. And the American public are taking notice.2014 saw the rise of the 'belfie', as well as a 98% increase in butt implants and a 44% increase in butt liftsMore and more celebrities are choosing to embrace - and flaunt - their sizable behinds, both on the red carpet and on social mediaFEMAIL has put together a list of the best butts in Hollywood, but it is up to you to vote for the rear that will reign as number one 
 Question:But _ isn't the only person in the Kardashian clan who boasts a bodacious backside.

SOLUTION:
Hollywood