You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

It is pricey and has high fructose corn syrup in it. I dont see why they dont make it more natural, is it really difficult to make it HFC free?
Negative

...or the good reviewers' taste buds are weak.  This is some disappointingly weak coffee.  I'm not some crazy "gotta have my jet black sludge to get through the day" coffee drinker - I'd say my favorite (and my wife's) is Caribou Blend.  This blend is WEAK, it can't hold half-and-half or even just whole milk without being wiped out.  Now, I will say I brew it on the "large cup" (9.25 oz, I believe) setting on our Keurig, so maybe it's a bit better on the 8oz setting, or even the small setting.  But Caribou (we also like Donut Shop, Green Mountain Kona Blend 10%, etc.) can be easily brewed on 9.25 and hold a good bold taste.  This coffee doesn't hold a CANDLE to any of those.  Now I'm stuck with 40+ of these. Blech...maybe the guests won't mind it! :)
Negative

I like hot stuff but this thing was a killer.  I put a tiny dab of it on a toothpick and was sick the rest of the day.

Negative