Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Now, in a dapper suit and red tie, he strolls through the offices with someone. They
Example Output: find someone in a bus and others watch them.

Example Input: The lady spins the hula hoop on her arm. A man
Example Output: spins on hula hoops.

Example Input: Someone notices two passive pink shoes placed neatly on the floor. He
Example Output:
notices someone's fedora someone's got.