Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket
Example Output: holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.

Example Input: He hops back down from the railing. The hotel room
Example Output: shows the ladies locked.

Example Input: We push in on the silhouettes. Focusing on the final shadow, we
Example Output:
glimpse the painting leg, forming a menu on the wall door.