Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He catches a bag in a web, hitting someone who spins around and tosses some more. Someone

A: pulls out a chair.
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Q: As he flies, someone checks over his shoulder. But the dragon

A: soars back over the night.
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Q: She runs down the sideline and tries to take the ball while other girls watch from the sidelines. The kids

A:
cheer her on before throwing them into their audience.
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