Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man is standing outside in front of two machines placed on the concrete. He
Example Output: kisses a little tanned man in baggy sleeve denim shorts.

Example Input: At the drop ride, zombies climb the tower's frame. Someone
Example Output: removes a sphere from inside the ski shelter.

Example Input: Now someone enters the mansion. As two soldiers aim their weapons, he
Example Output:
quickly bursts through the reception garage and sees an arriving timekeeper's car parked near the forest.