Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He turns, as if sensing her presence. He
returns as someone lowers his arms then starts to speak.

The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

The camera briefly shows four full glasses of lemonade and cuts to a person pointing out the various ingredients needed to make the beverage. Text then

covers the screen and the words on credits appear on screen too and we all see the cocktail eating, starting the sandwich.