TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: threat and non-threat. Threat is a statement that someone will be hurt or harmed, especially if the person does not do something in particular.
PROBLEM: Comment: Well, I left your opinion up ~ much as it doesn't matter. Guess you do not like the Scuttlebut I hear at counter regarding you from co-workers. You sure getting flamed here too. Dopers just like to act up. Good prescription for you ~ Take a couple grains of salt  and pop a few Midol....  What's wrong... You sound like one of this Quacks "customers"? Now trouble making a score... Go to the Far Back Corner Under Your Bridge Troll. Don't forget your hat. Delete after you read, cause I know you will.
Then just shut that big mouth and go away. Just like the guys at the shop wish you would.

SOLUTION: Non-threat

PROBLEM: Comment: If HPD and DMV can't get their act together and upload the freaking ticket in a timely manner then don't even offer the pay online option!  Geez, another case of no commen sense in government.  BTW, why are we still issuing eligible hand written tickets in the first place?   
Also, my staradvertiser account is going to expire soon and too expensive to renew so I'm going make plenty comments to the end!  Yeeehaaaa!

SOLUTION: Non-threat

PROBLEM: Comment: Like his late dead daddy, JT must be anti-semitic.  He has remained silent to the Montreal guy who says we should punch Zionist Jews in the face.  If he promises to really do it, I would go to Montreal and he can punch me.  Guess I could punch him back.

SOLUTION:
Threat