Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Water pours in beneath the door. He
Example Output: finds someone is standing beside the river.

Example Input: He uses a scraper to wipe the snow off the back of a car. He
Example Output: is spreading it onto the wall.

Example Input: Someone puts a dagger to someone's throat. Someone
Example Output:
swivels his chair over the cobblestone table.