TASK DEFINITION: Given a document, find the main entity about whom the author is writing. Write the full name if mentioned in the text. Note that URLs in the text have been replaced with [Link].
PROBLEM: But  Pat Robertson  doesn’t see it that way. In  his  mind  this nation’s unfolding tragedy is a direct fault of people who don’t respect Donald Trump and the American flag enough. Yes  really.
What are Pat Robertson’s possible motives here? While people still fought for their lives after the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history  why did a televangelist feel the need to issue a statement this useless? He wasn’t trying to provide comfort. He wasn’t helping to make sense of the tragedy  because his thoughts here are violently stupid.
Robertson wasn’t trying to be helpful. He was trying to insert himself into a story that had nothing to do with him. He couldn’t help it. He can never help it. Because  Pat Robertson is an evil man .  He ’s been so evil for so long that one has to wonder whose side  he ’s on.
Let’s do a quick topline comparison between Satan  the Prince of Darkness  and Pat Robertson  the Prince of Doddering.
 Robertson  has spent decades lying and obfuscating  throwing  himself  into the middle of discussions in which  he  wasn’t invited  to offer opinions that nobody wanted.  He ’s weighed in on the Iraq War  9/11  sex outside of marriage  Hinduism  the earthquake in Haiti  abortion  and every other topic du jour  tragic or zeitgeist  that can help boost Pat Robertson Awareness.  He ’s thrown  his  fortunes in with warlords  hucksters  and profiteers.
 He ’s claimed  he  can leg-press 2 000 pounds  thanks to the aid of a protein shake.
 Pat Robertson  has built a billion-dollar empire by saying  he ’s a person who knows what God wants other people to do. As host of The 700 Club   he ’s spent thousands of hours on the bleakest television channel preaching to  his  followers about how they can emulate  Jesus   how they can send him money in an extremely holy way. Meanwhile  he has lived a life of wealth and privilege  at the expense of dupes.
What  Robertson  has said about Las Vegas is so much worse than  his  usual praying for attention.  He ’s rebranding cruelty as sanctimony  nastiness as wisdom.  He ’s the answer to the question “What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?”
What’s the difference between  Pat Robertson  and Satan? Satan’s not real. Unfortunately   Pat Robertson  is.

SOLUTION: Pat Robertson

PROBLEM: On Tuesday  fashion house Gucci dipped into the culinary scene with the luxe Gucci Osteria  a green-walled  50-seat restaurant nestled inside the new Gucci Garden  an experiential museum-retail concept in the historic heart of Florence  Italy.  The chef  is  Massimo Bottura   the Modena-based proprietor of three-Michelin-starred Osteria Francescana  in 2016 named the best restaurant in the world.
Now fully open to the public  the menu  glimpsed here  includes the parade of pasta one expects from  Bottura  considering Osteria Francescanaâs carbo-loaded cameo on the Netflix show Master of None.
Visitors can scarf down decadent plates of golden Parmigiano-Reggiano-enriched tortellini  buttery cacio e pepe  and creamy mushroom risotto. But the menu evidently has a sense of humor  too  offering high-end interpretations of a hot dog  a burger (fun fact:  Bottura  loves Shake Shack)  and for dessert  a piÃ±a colada. There are also a fair number of dishes inspired by Botturaâs world travels  including Peruvian tostadas and Asian-tinged buns stuffed with fatty pork belly.
Main dishes are priced from 20 to 30 euros ($24-$36) eachâthis is Gucci  after all. âHaute couture and haute cuisine are a recipe made in heaven â  Bottura  told reporters. Not for nothing  Gucci Chief Executive Officer Marco Bizzarri and Bottura are childhood friends as well.

SOLUTION: Massimo Bottura

PROBLEM: Police have identified  Sayfullo Saipov  as the suspect accused of driving a rented pickup truck into a crowd  killing at least eight people and injuring at least 11 more near the World Trade Center in Lower Manhattan.
 Saipov  had worked as an Uber driver in New Jersey  where  he  was living as recently as this summer. Uber confirmed to Fox News that  Saipov  passed the company's background check for drivers  but was now banned from the company. Uber added it has not found any safety reports concerning the terror suspect.
After exiting the vehicle   Saipov  yelled âAllahu akbarâ ("God is great") and waived around weapons believed to be a paintball gun and a BB gun  police said. The suspect was shot twice by police and taken into custody. He remains in the hospital and is expected to survive his wounds.
It's been reported that  Saipov  rented the truck from a Home Depot store in Passaic  N.J.  around 2 p.m. on Tuesday -- an hour or so before the attack occurred.
Authorities discovered that  Saipov  had a Florida driver's license and has been connected to an address in the Tampa area.
A friend  Kobiljon Matkarov  said he met  Saipov  while the two were living in Florida. He described  Saipov  as being âvery friendlyâ and âvery nice.â
Matkarov said he last saw  Saipov  a few months ago when the suspect picked him up from John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City.  Saipov  had moved to the area in order to seek better work opportunities.
Matkarov told Fox News that he never noticed any unusual behavior from the suspect  let alone that heâd been radicalized. He said that  Saipov  was generally a happy-go-lucky person who seemed to love America.
In a statement to Fox News  Uber said the company was in contact with the FBI and has offered its assistance to the investigation into  Saipov . It added that Uber was reviewing  Saipov 's history with the ride-hailing company.

SOLUTION:
Sayfullo Saipov