Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He pulls up in the forecourt and sees someone standing by a phone box, smoking a cigarette. He
Example Output: begins to kiss her again.

Example Input: Then he takes a gold colored garland and wraps the tree. Then he
Example Output: sets down a white teddy bear and starts to stack the layers to the top of the middle pile.

Example Input: Someone leans on the coffin's rim and glares out at the room. Someone
Example Output:
looks at his retreating partner, nonchalantly.