Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She glares at someone as he sits. Someone
Example Output: heads toward a large kitchen table with his dog in hand.

Example Input: He looks out on the gaudy lights of Time Square. Someone
Example Output: dashes into the market.

Example Input: Someone sets down his things and heads outside. Someone
Example Output:
follows with the men in a wrestling jacket.