Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone brings up a grid of thumbnail images. In someone's apartment, a trail of fluid and crumpled clothes
Example Output: attaches itself to someone's web.

Example Input: They travel on an under ground railway. The goblin guide
Example Output: them in their wake.

Example Input: The two seekers follow, but the cowardly Slytherin pulls out at the last moment as they plummet down head first. Standing precariously on the broomstick, someone
Example Output:
blows it over melted repeatedly and pins it on her hand surface.