Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

One boy takes his turn and then they all begin talking again. Next, a boy
and other people are talking about the woods.

He braces himself with both arms as he walks his legs up the side of the barn and eases deeper inside. Outside, someone
dons a mustached patient who holds a corpse in his hand.

Turning, someone finds her now spiky - haired ex behind the bar flourishing his hands at a brunette beauty. He

leaps backward over the bars.