TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: Ask the kids whose dad murdered thier mom while they slept in Fairbanks?

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: The problem is that tens of millions of adult Americans work for less than a living wage.  I work in a production environment.  My job doesn't require a degree, but we have to do math, and we have to be focused.  There are no teenagers at my workplace.  Most of us are middle-aged, experienced people with a good work ethic.  When someone comes in who's not so bright, or has bad work habits, they get cycled out very quickly.  Yet most of us earn less than $12 per hour.  Our economy has devolved to the point where employers can have grownups for a teenager's wage.  It's nice for them, but not so good for the employees, or for society.

We could have a low teenage wage, or a low first 30-days on the job wage.  If it's really a job that requires no knowledge and no experience, then those employers will be okay with kids and high-turnover adults.  Employers who want grownups should pay a living wage.  A full-time worker should be able to rent an apartment.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: If memory serves, the last college basketball national champion lacking a preseason top 25 ranking was 2003 Syracuse (a very young team returning very few minutes).  It's always good to be ranked high in the preseason poll.  Hopefully the consensus view on Oregon basketball sticks until the polls are released in early November.

SOLUTION:
No