Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He pulls the handlebars back and fourth as the seat he's moving on continuously moves. He

A: moves and shaves up as well as cuts by bending down as well as various objects that bumps.
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Q: Someone searches in the drawer. Someone

A: rips the door open.
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Q: Day 314 jumps to day 321. The new assistant

A:
rises from her home.
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