TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: He only scored seven goals in 33 matches last season and now Pavel Pogrebnyak wants to change his shirt number to justify being the highest-paid striker in the Championship on £1.5million-a-year. The 31-year-old Russian has already asked club-mate and Wales international Hal Robson-Kanu if they can swap numbers next season so he can wear the traditional goalscorer's No 9 rather than No 7 to bring himself a change of luck. Pogrebnyak has seen his career nosedive since he joined Reading in 2012 when they were a Premier League club. Since then, The Royals have been relegated and finished only 19th in The Championship last season. Even so, he continues to collect a wage the club claims to be £30,000-a-week - more than what former Spurs and England striker Darren Bent will be getting at Derby County.Pavel Pogrebnyak scored just seven goals in 33 matches last seasonHe is the Championship's highest-paid striker on £1.5m per yearPogrebnyak asked Hal Robson-Kanu if he can swap shirt numbers with him 
 Question:'I've already agreed a trade-in with Hal Robson-_ who played at No 9 (last season), while I was number seven,' said Pogrebnyak.

SOLUTION: Pavel Pogrebnyak

PROBLEM: A 116-year-old woman deemed the world's oldest person has died in Michigan. Jeralean Talley died Wednesday at her home in the Detroit suburb of Inkster. Her daughter, Thelma Holloway, 77, confirmed the death. Holloway said Thursday her mother was recently hospitalized and treated for fluid in her lungs, but was grateful to return home, 'just where she wanted to be'. Talley turned 116 on May 23. She celebrated at her church and a local office of the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services. The Gerontology Research Group considered Talley to be the world's oldest person, based on available records, followed by Susannah Jones of Brooklyn, New York. The group says Jones turns 116 in July.Jeralean Talley born in Georgia in 1899 was the world's oldest personShe went bowling until she was 104 and was still fishing at 114She said key to longevity was treating others as she wished to be treatedSusannah Jones of Brooklyn, New York, will be 116 on July 6 and is now considered the oldest living person 
 Question:On her 114th and 116th birthdays, _ received well-wishes from President Barack Obama.

SOLUTION: Michigan

PROBLEM: Troubled Championship club Leeds are facing yet more controversy through a twin unfair dismissal and sex discrimination case. Lucy Ward, highly respected women’s footballer who worked as a BBC pundit at the World Cup, has been at Leeds for 17 years on the education and welfare side. She was suspended on the same day as manager Neil Redfearn, her partner of six years, left the club, with Leeds believing they came as a package. Ward was later told by Leeds executive director Adam Pearson that she was being dismissed for gross misconduct for taking too much holiday while on BBC duty in Canada this summer.Lucy Ward was at Leeds for 17 years on the education and welfare sideWard was suspended on the same day as manager Neil RedfearnLeeds ownder Massimo Cellino thought highly of WardCanterbury agree four-year extension as England kit suppliersPaula Radcliffe ignored BBC when giving TV interviews on Tuesday night 
 Question:Yet _ claims she had received permission from her club line manager Adam Underwood to be away when required by the BBC.

SOLUTION:
Leeds