Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Straddling the chair, she peers down at his face. She
stares longingly at his dying friend.

Kneeling, someone fires a rocket. He
keeps downward, his skull vanishing in a lazy cloud.

Someone trips and falls face down. As someone keeps running, someone

is skating down a hill before noticing a swirl of letters.