Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards
Example Output: carries the lug butts into the car.

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: Someone flips his hair out of his face. Finding himself alone, he idly
Example Output:
crosses the street like someone.