In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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Question: So this is it, the end of the tale, the final full stop. To a beautiful patch of sand by the sacred Banjar river, with Mark’s family, and his elephant and a handful of his ashes. God, he would have loved this. His daughter, Ayesha, sister Annabel and assorted adoring nieces and nephews. Plus Aditya Patankar, his great old mucker. And Tara, of course, the 60-year-old pachyderm and second great love of his life after Ayesha. At this very moment, in the violet-tinged gloaming, Tara is attempting to eat the wreath of flowers hanging from her mighty neck. Mark’s ashes came with Annabel, via plane and car. The old-fashioned way, you might say, nearly 5,000 miles from rain-lashed England to soft-dusked Madhya Pradesh.Mark Shand died in 2014 after hitting his head on a New York pavementDeath was moments after he raised more than $1m for Elephant FamilyHalf his ashes scattered over The Laines, Sussex and half will be in IndiaMoney raised on Travels To My Elephant will go towards saving the ellies 
 Question:Then suddenly, as Ayesha throws the ashes into the air, _ becomes utterly still, as if she knows what’s going on.

Answer: Banjar


Question: It may be an old model, but one lucky buyer just got themselves one of the rarest, and most unique, Apple products on the market. Steve Wozniak, the founder of Apple, has sold his impressive Los Gatos, California residence for a cool $3.9million. Even better, it comes with a few surprise design ideas that are befitting of a man who owes his millions to the tiny computer company he started with pals Steve Job and Ronald Wayne in 1976 to try and sell and develop personal computers. Wozniak went all out with the Apple theme too, including an exterior modeled after the iconic Apple logo and an interior meant to feel like an Apple device.The home of Apple founder Steve Wozniak has sold for $3.9million in Los Gatos, CaliforniaIt was designed to look like the Apple logo with a custom Apple interior all put together by Apple contractorsThere is also a pool, pool hall and a $40,000 scientifically accurate replica of a prehistoric limestone caveWozniak has in recent years enjoyed some time in the celebrity spotlight with a role on Dancing With the Stars and a romance with Kathy GriffinWozniak lives just a few miles away from the 7,500-square-foot, six-bedroom, eight-bathroom home 
 Question:'I actually had to "de-_" it by adding a walnut finish to the floors.'

Answer: Steve Wozniak


Question: Manchester United's late Champions League winner against CSKA Moscow did more than put Louis van Gaal’s side top of Group B. It quelled an uprising among the Old Trafford crowd who were clearly losing patience with the Dutchman and his lacklustre team before Wayne Rooney ended a goal famine lasting six hours and 44 minutes by heading home from Jesse Lingard’s assist. The chants of ‘attack, attack, attack’ echoed around the stadium as the first half drew to a close, and there was a cacophony of boos when Van Gaal replaced Anthony Martial with Marouane Fellaini in the 66th minute.Five-point plan for Louis van Gaal to regain fans support at Old TraffordSupporters have been frustrated with Manchester United's lack of goalsBoss should stick with Jesse Lingard and keep Anthony Martial up frontThe Dutchman also ought to listen to club legend Paul ScholesRead: Manchester United and Liverpool eye transfer swoop for Emre Mor 
 Question:But the traditions at _ are not so easily moulded to one man’s way of thinking.

Answer:
Champions League