Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Reaching the stern, the tiger lies down and kneads its massive paws on the port side bench. He

A: freezes slowly, then turns.
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Q: A slightly rotund man is shown standing in a kitchen while holding a can of drink. The man

A: begins to hold the tire and continues on his bike and stopping to speak to the camera again.
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Q: Someone watches the time zone map, which lights up in a frenzy. Someone

A:
jumps onto a beam and performs a long jump.
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