Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She lays on her back and laughs. The woman
Example Output: is curled up in her bed.

Example Input: Sharon holds out a black handbag. Smiling, someone
Example Output: smiles at the ravers.

Example Input: The sight of someone and the children suffering is too much for someone. He
Example Output:
hits the ground, making sure all of the limbs have explodes and escape.