TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: She hands him a pen. He

SOLUTION: gets on his knees and reaches for a large bag.

PROBLEM: Someone approaches, flanked by his friends. Someone

SOLUTION: looks up at someone's black dress.

PROBLEM: He places the yellow contain aside and slides closer to the tiger. Someone

SOLUTION:
dismounts from his varsity jacket.