You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

how do you deal with nausea?
eat more.

safely clean dirty light bulbs
use a bottle of windex, and lightly cover with a fine mist. rub off with a piece of plastic wrap.

How to trick birds so they ignore your strawberries?

Paint small rocks, about the size of strawberries, green and white to resemble unripe fruit, and display them early in the season round the base of your strawberry plants. The birds will try to peck at these "stony" strawberries, and quickly decide there is nothing delicious here and will not return.