Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure

A: leaps over his ladder.
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Q: The camera pans out as a baton twirler wearing a blue and silver costume enters the stage spins and poses. The baton twirler

A: flips back several times and celebrates with his arms up and polishing.
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Q: A man ties the rope into place and shows several clips of people hanging on the rope as well as walking. More clips

A:
are shown of the man using the machine.
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