Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A man crouch looking and measuring at the stones on the floor. The man
adjusts the piece of metal.

People are skiing down a hill and keep falling down and sliding down the hill. A person
walks into frame waking him.

She simultaneously moves her hips and as she moves sideways. Then she

begins moving the hips and moving her legs.