Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The person is standing with a blue floor map. The person
Example Output: puts on a tire off the ski platform.

Example Input: Now, in a dapper suit and red tie, he strolls through the offices with someone. They
Example Output: find someone in a bus and others watch them.

Example Input: A person is tubing down a snowy hill. Several other people
Example Output:
are biking and helmets running down the hill.