Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A man pushes a child on the swing set of a large park area. The man
sits over the handle for protection from a wall in the snow.

The crowd cheers for him as he bowls the ball again knocking down two more pins. He
walks out onto the ice, halfway across the lane.

Then someone commands the Tank Driver to give chase. Someone

snatches another pistol from hits off, knocking him off.