TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a news headline in English. You are expected to classify the post into two classes: sarcastic or non-sarcastic. A sarcastic sentence is one that refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
PROBLEM: lebanon's ex-pm says he will return amid claims he was being held captive by saudis

SOLUTION: non-sarcastic

PROBLEM: non-priest arrested on charges of child molestation

SOLUTION: sarcastic

PROBLEM: paramedics didn't realize how hard it would be to cut drunk woman out of elmo costume

SOLUTION:
sarcastic