TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Just as someone steps out onto the balcony, someone closes his eyes and pushes backwards, propelling himself and someone over the edge of the balustrade. Stunned, someone

SOLUTION: presses into a spotlight, taught him to creep out of his way, and throws up his hands at the back.

PROBLEM: He walks down the drive towards the post box by the roadside. He

SOLUTION: finds him sitting at a seat in a stop and presses a finger to his ear.

PROBLEM: She sticks her head out of the car door to see. A gym bag

SOLUTION:
and panties are placed at the face.