In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Q: The militant Unite union was facing embarrassment last night over claims it ‘sacked’ an activist for complaining about being hired on a zero-hours contract. Former lecturer Martyn Reuby won the first round in his legal battle against Unite, after a tribunal ruled that he had been employed to teach its courses. The employment tribunal ruling is a major embarrassment to the union, which has led the campaign against the use of zero-hours contracts, which it says amount to ‘exploitation’. Ed Miliband was left embarrassed today after Labour's biggest backer was accused of employing workers on zero-hours contracts It is also a blow to Ed Miliband, who has received more than £13million from Unite since becoming leader in 2010.Unite accused of employing workers on contracts 'effectively zero hours'Union, which has given millions to Labour, lost a key employment tribunalLecturer Martyn Reuby says he was sacked after complaining about issueComes after Labour was accused of hypocrisy over zero-hours contracts 
 Question:The tribunal did not find that Mr _ was employed on a zero-hour contract, but rather he was employed on a series of short- term contracts.’

A: Unite
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Q: Sergio Ramos is not the only Bernabeu star on Manchester United’s hit-list as they prepare a robust response to Real Madrid’s bid to sign David de Gea. Real are expected to make a first formal offer for De Gea this week following months of speculation over his return to Spain, four years after moving to Old Trafford from Atletico Madrid. And United are determined to make it as difficult as possible for the Spanish giants to get their man by mounting what club insiders have described as ‘an aggressive counter'. It will begin with demands for a transfer fee in excess of £25million and has already extended to interest in Ramos.Manchester United are keen on bringing Sergio Ramos to Old TraffordReal Madrid are desperate to complete the signing of David de GeaUnited are planning an 'aggressive counter' to stop the Spanish giantsCristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modric and Gareth Bale could come up in the talksTransfer news: CLICK HERE for all the latest 
 Question:There are no guarantees that United will get their way, but it is a sign of the determination within the club to make life as difficult for _ as possible.

A: Sergio Ramos
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Q: It was a day of firsts for Whitecaps FC striker Robert Earnshaw as he wasted no time in grabbing his first goal for his new club by scoring with his first touch of the ball against Portland Timbers on Saturday evening. With the game looking as though it was heading for a 1-1 draw, Welsh manager Carl Robinson put faith in his veteran compatriot, bringing him on as an 87th minute substitute for the Vancouver outfit Within three minutes, the former Premier League striker was putting the ball in the back of the net and showboating his trademark somersault celebration.Striker Robert Earnshaw scored on his Whitecaps debut with his first touchThe 33-year-old had been on the pitch for just three minutes before nettingVeteran Earnshaw's 90th minute strike won the game for his new MLS club 
 Question:'The length of time I've been playing football and that feeling when the ball hits the net, oh my god, it's the best,' _ told reporters after the game.

A:
Whitecaps FC
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