Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone
Example Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Example Input: A woman lights a cigarette in front of the camera. She
Example Output: sets the cloth down.

Example Input: Scarring the landscape, deep furrows run toward the remains of the crashed plane. Dark smoke
Example Output:
seeps behind the locomotive's wheel, covered in shadowy metal.