Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[EX A]: gets to the back of the van.

[EX Q]: He is holding a bowl of noodles and broth. He
[EX A]: holds a pot, and all the tools are at the back.

[EX Q]: The cube is then picked up off the counter and the timer begins as he attempts to solve the puzzle. After thirty five seconds, he
[EX A]:
stands right and jumps face down.