Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone shakes her head sadly, then suddenly looks up. Someone
Example Output: turns her head to someone.

Example Input: Someone kisses someone again quickly. She
Example Output: slips out of her jacket.

Example Input: Someone's head snaps toward the center of his window. Someone
Example Output:
saunters past the water, which shatters.