In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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Question: (CNN) -- Jose Mourinho, the self-appointed "Special One", was the man charged with winning the European Champions League and finally recognizing the dream of "La Decima." Instead, should he leave this summer, his epitaph will read "decimated". Just minutes after watching his Real Madrid blow its chance of an unprecedented tenth triumph in Europe's elite competition Tuesday, Mourinho was already busy plotting his escape route from the Spanish capital following his fifth semifinal defeat in seven attempts. "I want to be where people love me to be," he told ITV immediately after the game. Just quite how much love there is in Madrid for Mourinho is open for debate, but his side's 2-0 victory was not enough to earn him the opportunity to become the first man to win the competition with three different clubs.Borussia Dortmund is through to the Champions League final at WembleyGerman side beaten 2-0 on the night but go through 4-3 on aggregateKarim Benzema and Sergio Ramos were on target for Spanish championsDortmund will face either Bayern Munich or Barcelona in its first final since 1997 
 Question:For _, the tie was lost on German soil a week ago, a result which condemned Real to becoming the first team to suffer three consecutive semifinal defeats.

Answer: CNN


Question: By opting to join Celtic, Scott Allan has dashed the hope of his oldest friend in football. Andy Halliday’s vision of them being brothers in light blue will go unfulfilled. Despite that disappointment, Allan revealed that best wishes were forthcoming after he broke the news to Halliday. From talk of being Rangers team-mates, there is now a desire to one day go head-to-head in an Old Firm encounter. The two midfielders grew up in the same area on the southside of Glasgow, not far from Ibrox, and attended both the same nursery and primary school. Halliday joined his boyhood heroes this summer after impressing on trial. Speaking earlier this month, he spoke of a dear wish that Allan would follow, despite Hibs’ steadfast refusal to sell to their Championship rivals.Midfielder Scott Allan was unveiled as a Celtic player on Monday afternoonOld friend Andy Halliday was hoping Allan would make move to RangersBoth players attended the same nursery and primary school in GlasgowBut Allan left Halliday's dreams in tatters by agreeing move to Celtic 
 Question:Had he ended up at _, Allan would have been immediately installed as a key player.

Answer: Celtic


Question: (CNN) -- Chinese media on Wednesday played up the positives in Xi Jinping's visit to Washington, avoiding mention of U.S. criticism of human rights but broaching issues of trade and U.S. discontent with the strength of the Chinese currency. A commentary in the official China Daily said U.S. President Barack Obama was deflecting criticism of his own domestic political problems by drawing attention to the rivalry over the currencies, but that the U.S. administration had little heart for an open fight over the issue. "When the Senate was about to vote on a bill to punish 'currency manipulators' last fall, the White House put it off with strong words and possibly behind-the-scene political maneuvers," the newspaper said in a commentary.Chinese media plays up positives of Xi's U.S. visitMuted commentary on issues such as human rights and SyriaChinese media says Obama deflecting criticism of his domestic policies 
 Question:A common theme in _ diplomacy and in its official media is that when backed into a corner, China must pursue its own interests.

Answer:
CNN