Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A runner is running on a track in front of a crowd of people. A man

A: falls off his skateboard towards the cameraman.
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Q: She lays on her back and laughs. The woman

A: is curled up in her bed.
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Q: Getting to his feet, the older man steps away from the table in his beige knee socks and sandals. Wearing a white tee tucked into his khaki shorts, he

A:
watches the black man sitting on his bed's back legs, examining his armpit.
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