Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He

Output: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.


Input: Consider Input: As she hops into some jeans, she tips over. She

Output: stares at him as he follows her walking.


Input: Consider Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure


Output: leaps over his ladder.