Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man is riding on the side of the car, the car is going side to side. The car
Example Output: stops and looks out onto the road.

Example Input: Back on someone's desk, the book opens and glows with light. Someone
Example Output: jerks his head backwards with a dazzling firework of light.

Example Input: Though he is wearing khaki shorts and shirt, the fact that he holds a battered brown briefcase makes him look oddly like a commuter. He also
Example Output:
wears a very dark leather daring, and stuffing his briefs on the last remark, he just is n't thinking.