TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: At first I was afraid this article might piss me off, like most articles about Astoria by a non local do. But for me, it didn't. It's a short read. She didn't out any of my favorite local spots by name. She speaks to Astoria's grittiness, admits it's potential for full on gentrification (already happening) because of outsiders like herself and about how people here really do accept you as long as you show up authentically and accept others just the same. As an Astoria native I am, surprisingly, not pissed off at all. But I would like Willamette Week to let me have a crack at writing an article about Astoria from my perspective.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Look up the word 'teamwork'- it takes everybody to be successful at reaching their goals. Get off the high horse.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: True enough.  Alas, for many conservatives the world can only be black or white, and Mr. Trump is Dubya on steroids.  Not only are you "against me" if you're not "for me," you're a loser and stupid and (choose your Trump invective here).  Hyperbole should no longer be tempered:  Mr. Trump is a "leader" in the same vein as Hitler and Mussolini.  Consistently deprecating (and increasingly openly violent toward) to those who not only disagree with him, but are doing their jobs (or not) as journalists.  Not simply a cartoonish narcissistic blowhard, but a rallying point for the ignorant, angry and uninformed.  There will be violence, and worse, coming from the Trump camp, I fear.  The Republican party created this monster in 50 years since Nixon (both their racist, misogynist, homophobic "core" and the individual now leading them), and when you sleep with dogs, you get fleas.  They have no idea where to scratch, which is both gratifyingly hilarious and frightening.

SOLUTION:
Yes