Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Later at a restaurant, someone sits across a table from his brother and reads bank statements. His jaw drops as he examines some pie charts, and he
Example Output: fidgets, wondering what he means.

Example Input: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone
Example Output: bends down and starts to break along the street.

Example Input: Several people attempt to swing at the pinata. In the end a group of children
Example Output:
are mopped off afterwards.