In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

Iker Casillas struggled to hold back the tears on Sunday as the Spanish goalkeeper said his goodbyes to Real Madrid fans before completing his move to Porto. Casillas joined Real's youth academy in 1990 and has been with the club ever since, winning 18 major honours along the way. The 34-year-old stopper was clearly emotional during his farewell press conference as he asked the Madrid fans to remember him as a 'good person' rather than a goalkeeper. A tearful Casillas struggled to read a statement during the press conference a day after Madrid announced he was moving to the northern Portuguese club.Iker Casillas will join Porto after 25 successful years with Real MadridCasillas was clearly emotional during farewell press conferenceThe 34-year-old claimed 'wherever I go, I will always shout Hala Madrid'Casillas was forced out Real Madrid by Florentino Perez, says his parents 
 Question:As of Saturday I'm no longer a Real Madrid player, now I'll be a _ player.
Iker Casillas

Sergio Ramos is not the only Bernabeu star on Manchester United’s hit-list as they prepare a robust response to Real Madrid’s bid to sign David de Gea. Real are expected to make a first formal offer for De Gea this week following months of speculation over his return to Spain, four years after moving to Old Trafford from Atletico Madrid. And United are determined to make it as difficult as possible for the Spanish giants to get their man by mounting what club insiders have described as ‘an aggressive counter'. It will begin with demands for a transfer fee in excess of £25million and has already extended to interest in Ramos.Manchester United are keen on bringing Sergio Ramos to Old TraffordReal Madrid are desperate to complete the signing of David de GeaUnited are planning an 'aggressive counter' to stop the Spanish giantsCristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modric and Gareth Bale could come up in the talksTransfer news: CLICK HERE for all the latest 
 Question:There are no guarantees that United will get their way, but it is a sign of the determination within the club to make life as difficult for _ as possible.
Sergio Ramos

(CNN) The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, the most expensive and one of the most controversial weapons systems in US history, is on its way to Japan to be "the cornerstone" of US defense in the Pacific. The first of 16 US Marine Corps F-35Bs left Arizona Monday on the initial overseas deployment for the stealth jets. The planes are heading for Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni, not far from Hiroshima, on the Japanese main island of Honshu. Sending the $104 million jets to Iwakuni shows Washington's "commitment to the defense of Japan with the most capable and modern equipment in the U.S. inventory," 1st Lt. Karoline Foote of the III Marine Expeditionary Force in Japan told CNN in an email.F-35 jets will be on first overseas deployment in Japan$400 billion F-35 program is the most expensive weapons system ever 
 Question:The F-35 is also being sold to and produced by US allies around the world, including _, which received its first unit in December.

F-35 Joint Strike Fighter