Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[A]: gets to the back of the van.


[Q]: Disgusted, he drops the cup on the floor and gets up from the table. Someone
[A]: hands him a lighter.


[Q]: People drive along the filthy road, past heaps of trash and coal waste. They
[A]:
pass someone's dark wields black fluid in a black bag.