Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He and someone exchange looks as the latter strides up the pretty long haired woman, someone. He
starts to kiss her friend but she grabs someone in the head.

He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone
's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

Someone follows someone down into the basement. He

moves a tray away from their table.