TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: sexual-explicit and non-sexual-explicit. A comment is considered sexual-explicit if it explicitly portrays sexual matters.
PROBLEM: Comment: another Thurstonian:  Listen Bub,  we're not talking about "chasing one unicorn"  we're talking about chasing THREE MILLION unicorns.....and they're "out there"...they're in plain sight.  you damn liberals like Paul Ryan just can't see them because you don't WANT TO see them.  I can see them and they're HUGE!!! not only that, but those illegals rode them to the polling places on November 8th.......you didn't see that either did you!!!! what's wrong with you People!!  How can you help "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" if you can't see three million illegals riding unicorns to the voting sites.....

SOLUTION: Non-sexual-explicit

PROBLEM: Comment: This was intended to have been positioned below "Sylvia's" comment (7 above) that there is no "but masturbation".

Not sure what you mean by "but masturbation".....But, ewwwww.

SOLUTION: Sexual-explicit

PROBLEM: Comment: It's best to leave the Trump trolls alone. Nobody really backs them up except themselves. Same two people every day, all day....

SOLUTION:
Non-sexual-explicit