TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Former Manchester United and Arsenal striker Robin van Persie has found his Turkish adventure is not quite going to plan. The Dutchman, 32, was dropped for Fenerbahce's 2-1 win over Bursaspor on Sunday and while he netted the winner, he made it known he was not happy to start on the bench. Van Persie had gone three matches without a goal, including last Thursday night's humiliating 3-1 defeat at home by Molde. 'To be honest, I am not very happy at this moment,' he told Lig TV after the match. 'I was not happy that I started on the bench. I am fully fit, physically very well and able to play for 90 minutes.Robin van Persie dropped after Fenerbahce lost 3-1 to Molde on ThursdayHe had gone three games without a goal before scoring off the benchVan Persie says he is not happy but Fener coach plays down the incident 
 Question:_'s Portuguese coach Vitor Pereira played down Van Persie's frustration.

SOLUTION: Manchester United

PROBLEM: Lewis Hamilton began the new Formula One season in stunning fashion with a crushing qualifying performance to grab the fourth pole position of his career for the Australian Grand Prix. It is clear that after a dominant 2014 from Mercedes they will again be the team to beat in 2015 as reigning champion Hamilton blasted his way to top spot on the grid at Melbourne's Albert Park, putting even team-mate Nico Rosberg in the shade. Hamilton finished with a lap of one minute 26.327secs, a staggering 0.6secs clear of Rosberg as Mercedes locked out the front row, with Williams' Felipe Massa the best of the rest, but 1.4secs down on the 30-year-old Briton.Lewis Hamilton will start Sunday's Australian Grand Prix from poleHe was over half-a-second quicker than Nico Rosberg in qualifyingMercedes secure front-row lockout with Felipe Massa 3rd in his WilliamsBut Jenson Button and Kevin Magnussen are eliminated from Q1 and they will start on LAST row of the grid for McLaren in Melbourne 
 Question:So, with 10 minutes to go until the start of qualifying, why not catch up on the very latest news from Melbourne, starting with Hamilton and his hope that he will be remembered as a legend when he retires from _.

SOLUTION: Lewis Hamilton

PROBLEM: The collapse of the charity Kids Company sparked a spate of stabbings, suicide attempts and even a murder because vulnerable youngsters no longer had access to cash to pay their drug dealers, MPs heard today. Kids Company's former boss Camila Batmanghelidjh this morning admitted her charity used to hand out up to £200 a week in cash to vulnerable children. BBC executive Alan Yentob - who was chair of the charity's trustees - defended the cash payments and insisted that Kids Company had done 'remarkable work' in protecting vulnerable youngsters from inner cities. Speaking to MPs on the Public Accounts Committee, Mr Yentob added: 'Five days after Kids Company closed a boy was was murdered. He was going to crime prevention centres which were closed. There were stabbings, there were four suicide attempts.'Kids Company collapsed this year after accepting £3m from governmentFormer chief Camila Batmanghelidjh was hauled before MPs this morningShe admitted it was not a 'myth' that cash was given to vulnerable childrenTrustee Alan Yentob told MPs charity's collapse sparked wave of violenceHe said following the charity's collapse one child had been murderedMP Bernard Jenkin said committee had been told that 'these incidents occurred because kids no longer had money to pay their drug pushers' 
 Question:In 2006, New Philanthropy Capital, set up to make charitable funding more effective, warned Kids Company trustees many of its problems 'are attributable to _', adding: 'Its continued existence is a triumph against the odds, and a testament to its wealthy, influential donors.'

SOLUTION:
Kids Company