Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The screen displays a flashing message. Someone
Example Output: unplugs someone's flustered.

Example Input: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
Example Output: trips and unfolds his hands.

Example Input: He, someone, and someone are ushered down some stairs. They
Example Output:
dip in the meters and briskly descend the stairwell.