Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone

A: steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.
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Q: The man holding the wooden mallet walks out of the room. The man

A: dumps some of the balls into his palms.
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Q: He pulls out a vicious - looking knife with a serrated blade from a sheath. A guard in a rain poncho

A:
staggers to the door and knocks him to the board.
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