Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He walks along the dimly lit driveway to his cottage. He

A: turns a knob in the room and places its back on the sill.
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Q: The soldier places a case of beer on a large stack of cases. He

A: shoots into the cheering crowd waiting for the theater.
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Q: A man is holding onto a woman while they do ballet. They

A:
continue to dance and rope around.
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