Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Sharon holds out a black handbag. Smiling, someone

A: smiles at the ravers.
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Q: A chubby, friendly uncle sits on a sofa, one child on his lap and several others gathered cross - legged around him on the floor. They

A: leave their room dancing together.
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Q: His face is badly bruised and he clutches his battered ribs. He

A:
drags him up then slams his fingers against someone's hair.
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