Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Disgusted, he drops the cup on the floor and gets up from the table. Someone
Example Output: hands him a lighter.

Example Input: His rucksack on his back he secretly leaves someone's house. He
Example Output: gazes up at the rumpled cleaners under the mattress, then faces them again.

Example Input: Smiling he collects his belongings. He
Example Output:
busts a neat mustache.