TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Iker Casillas struggled to hold back the tears on Sunday as the Spanish goalkeeper said his goodbyes to Real Madrid fans before completing his move to Porto. Casillas joined Real's youth academy in 1990 and has been with the club ever since, winning 18 major honours along the way. The 34-year-old stopper was clearly emotional during his farewell press conference as he asked the Madrid fans to remember him as a 'good person' rather than a goalkeeper. A tearful Casillas struggled to read a statement during the press conference a day after Madrid announced he was moving to the northern Portuguese club.Iker Casillas will join Porto after 25 successful years with Real MadridCasillas was clearly emotional during farewell press conferenceThe 34-year-old claimed 'wherever I go, I will always shout Hala Madrid'Casillas was forced out Real Madrid by Florentino Perez, says his parents 
 Question:As of Saturday I'm no longer a Real Madrid player, now I'll be a _ player.

SOLUTION: Iker Casillas

PROBLEM: In a world where computers are increasingly powerful and are concealed within ever more glossy slabs of aluminum, the Raspberry Pi (RPi) offers surprising proof for the virtue of moderation. Resembling little more than a credit card-sized scrap of exposed circuit board, the RPi is a fully programmable PC that runs a free, open-source Linux operating system, plugs into any TV, can power 3D graphics, connects to the Internet and, with a little ingenuity, be used to create your own personalized robot slave. The computer's miniature frame is crowded with two USB ports, an SD card slot, an Ethernet connection and microchip in the middle -- all powered by a universal USB mobile charger.The Raspberry Pi is a credit-card sized computer that costs little more than a textbookOriginally designed to encourage school children to learn programming skillsThe mini-PC now hugely popular with DIY geeks, who have used it to power their own creations 
 Question:It turned out there was a voracious appetite -- particularly among a growing class of _ geeks -- for a cheap, easily-programmable, open-source piece of hardware that would allow them to let their imaginations run wild.

SOLUTION: Raspberry Pi

PROBLEM: (CNN) -- So there he was, sitting on the queen's bed, wearing a soiled T-shirt and jeans, holding a broken ashtray and bleeding from a cut on his hand: A man named Michael Fagan, who was 31 at the time, had climbed a wall of Buckingham Palace, crawled through an open window and made his way to the bedroom of Queen Elizabeth II, who was sleeping. When she awakened to find the guy sitting there staring at her, it is fair to surmise that she was not pleased. Especially when Fagan asked her if she had a spare cigarette. This happened on July 9, 1982, generating international headlines, and only because the queen survived unharmed does it read like a comedy of errors. The errors were plentiful, including the queen's repeated attempts to summon help, at first to no avail.Bob Greene: In 1982 a man got past everyone at Buckingham palace into the queen's bedroomIt made headlines, showing that even the protective bubble of the exalted is not airtightOther breaches -- the Pope's butler, Reagan's stage crasher -- show this, he saysGreene: Bizarre incursions are mesmerizing and show life has no guarantees 
 Question:Just ask _, in the unlikely event you ever get close enough.

SOLUTION:
CNN