Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone looks even more miserable. He
Example Output: picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.

Example Input: The pixie - faced girl laughs. Someone
Example Output: bares her long teeth.

Example Input: He gives a desperate look. Now, someone
Example Output:
is past five railway platforms by an aimlessly, lone tunnel.