Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He walks along the dimly lit driveway to his cottage. He
Example Output: turns a knob in the room and places its back on the sill.

Example Input: A man approaches the horse holding two brushes in his hands and speaks for a bit. He
Example Output: pushes the dog in a circle and cuts the mane.

Example Input: They watch the fist withdraw back inside someone. The fat man
Example Output:
straightens his tie and tie.