You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For consistency, answers should be in all lower cased letters.

Category: IT'S NOT SO 
Clue: Though 4,500 miles long, it's not visible from space, as its materials are similar in color to the surrounding soil
the great wall of china

Category: BRIDE OF THE YANKEES 
Clue: In a 2001 "SNL" skit this Yankees shortstop appeared in drag as his double-play partner's wife Candy Soriano
derek jeter

Category: "UP" WORDS 
Clue: Manhattan north of 59th street

uptown