Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit

Ex Output:
is playing in a burgundy ocean.


Ex Input:
He puts shaving cream on the man's face. He then

Ex Output:
dries wax on his mouth and rubs his legs.


Ex Input:
Someone closes his eyes and sighs. An assortment of buttons

Ex Output:

fall on the lock.