Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: He kisses her, and leaves. Someone
[A]: steps into her living room.


[Q]: Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He
[A]: empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.


[Q]: The car is speeding into town, dodging and weaving through light traffic as someone fires into the air - perhaps a means of clearing a path, perhaps an expression of high spirits. Jowls shaking in a full run, someone
[A]:
stumbles and bumps into a tentacle.