Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The woman walks on aerobic machine in the gym without the handles. The woman

A: twists the rod and screws in between her legs and begins trimming the equipment.
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Q: Someone looks even more miserable. He

A: picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.
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Q: The clipping shows photos of a smiling young woman and a pudgy - cheeked young boy. Someone

A:
stares at the pinata with her foot hanging open.
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