Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.

Another Number 1 for the U of Zero!  Whoo hoo!
Yes

You are operating from a flawed premise: predicting who will need to know the principles taught in Algebra 1. You can't possibly do that with any accuracy.  Some students may take longer to understand the concepts, and should have that chance.  How dare you take that away?
No

As one of those Baby Boomers with two grown children, both of whom have been gainfully employed since graduation from college and each of whom are already earning more money than I did prior to retirement, I say your brush is too broad.   I was the first member of my family to graduate from high school, let alone college  yet my family provided a work ethic which has lasted through into our next generation.  Of course, I am not a liberal; I believe in work; not handouts for not working.

No