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In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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There are moments when Falcao sets off on those delayed runs in the bright red shirt of Manchester United and it all comes flooding back. This could have been just the start. He made his name with Porto, adding to his allure with those darting runs across opposition defences for Atletico Madrid and Monaco during five glorious years in European football. Chelsea away is a tough one to come into; thrown into the team to start at the Barclays Premier League leaders because Louis van Gaal was short of bodies. Radamel Falcao strikes for goal but his effort is thwarted by Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut CortoisLouis van Gaal handed Radamel Falcao a surprise start against ChelseaFalcao has struggled at Manchester United since his loan moveThe Colombian has only scored four goals all season in 22 appearancesFalcao had just 19 touches in the first half at Stamford BridgeThe United forward struggled to deal with Chelsea captain John Terry 
 Question:For a man of his experience Falcao should have been stronger, shielding the ball when he took a buffeting from _ on the halfway line.
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Falcao


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Jose Mourinho has been charged with misconduct by the Football Association following his half-time dismissal in Chelsea's loss at West Ham. Mourinho, who is appealing against a £50,000 fine and suspended one-match stadium ban for comments made about officials following the October 3 loss to Southampton, faces further charges after being sent to the stands by referee Jonathan Moss during the ill-tempered derby at Upton Park. A statement from the FA read: 'Jose Mourinho has been charged with misconduct in relation to his language and/or behaviour towards the match officials in or around the dressing room area at half-time.'Jose Mourinho has been charged by the Football AssociationChelsea boss Mourinho sent to the stands during 2-1 defeat by West HamBlues coach Silvino Louro also dismissed after Nemanja Matic red cardMourinho has been charged with misconduct in relation to his behaviourThe FA have also charged West Ham for failing to control their playersMourinho already has a suspended stadium ban hanging over himPremier League champions face clash against Liverpool on SaturdayChelsea news: CLICK HERE for all the latest on Blues and Jose Mourinho 
 Question:Complained of a 'clear campaign' against _ after Cesc Fabregas was denied a penalty and instead booked in a 1-1 draw at Southampton.
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Jose Mourinho


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If you like the idea of having a conversation with your pet cat then you better look away now. Flam, a cat in Nashville, Tennessee, may well be the first of its kind to have had a conversation with a human being. But sadly, as documented on video, the little chat didn't go down that well with the feline. In the clip is Penny Adams, a professional photographer who volunteers her time at the Cat Shoppe Rescue centre. Sitting on the floor, she announces to the camera that she is holding a cat-to-human language translator on her phone. Penny, who doesn't herself know what it is being translated by the app, activates the meowing sound and immediately Flam, who sits underneath a table, becomes noticeably intrigued.The translator app talks to the cat in a series of meowsIntrigued, the cat approaches the woman and climbs her legBefore pouncing at her with its paw and baring its teethThe video was captured in Nashville, Tennessee, USA 
 Question:The cat, clearly insulted by what the human-to-cat translator app is saying, attacks _ with its paw.
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Flam