Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man lifts his arm. The man
Example Output: slides down ice cone.

Example Input: Alcohol is poured on the nails, and a finger rubs off paper residue. Clear polish
Example Output: is then applied to the polish.

Example Input: A gray haired man in a sergeant's uniform sits at a desk with a poster of someone behind him. Someone
Example Output:
crosses over the riverside and flattened the criminal.