TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: It heads straight towards the ground. They both

SOLUTION: fell down into the water.

PROBLEM: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He

SOLUTION: pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

PROBLEM: While someone catches his breath. Someone

SOLUTION:
pauses and opens his mouth.