Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A cowboy is released from a rodeo gate. He
falling off jawed comforts people.

He lunges forward, his arms raised and spread. Richard Parker
fires the rifle, mid - air, then swings his wand over.

We see a man sitting in the woods. We then

see a horse chasing a calf.