You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: Learn to identify different bird species.

Output: Get a book of birds in your area and sit by your living room window. Watch the birds and compare to the pictures in your book. Holler at them and try to learn their whistles. Do this often and you will soon become an expert.


Input: Consider Input: To protect much-used or oft-used pages in a reference book.

Output: Slip a large reasonable tag over the rage to prevent stains and to stick post it notes on to the bag (instead of the page itself) with remarks as long as the look is being used.


Input: Consider Input: How can you get crumbles out of your keyboard?


Output: Using a can on compressed air, attach the straw and place near the keyboard.  Squeeze the trigger and turn the can upside down while blowing out the crumbs.