Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Man approaches the weights before him. Man

A: starts dragging a man with an orange object.
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Q: The person adds a white dough as the eye. The person

A: sets apart with soda pong.
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Q: Frozen with fear, someone looks around. Someone

A:
leans in and kisses someone from the head.
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