TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a news headline in English. You are expected to classify the post into two classes: sarcastic or non-sarcastic. A sarcastic sentence is one that refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
PROBLEM: study finds american diets are poor (but improving!)

SOLUTION: non-sarcastic

PROBLEM: u.s. ethics chief ordered gushing responses to trump's tweets

SOLUTION: non-sarcastic

PROBLEM: why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion

SOLUTION:
non-sarcastic