Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The Archbishop goes to his throne and sits. Instead, a wind musician
takes a huge leap through the city.

Kneeling, someone fires a rocket. He
keeps downward, his skull vanishing in a lazy cloud.

Different celebrities introduce events at a ski resort. A large group of snowboarders

are lined up one street one by one.