Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit

A: is playing in a burgundy ocean.
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Q: The man is riding on the side of the car, the car is going side to side. The car

A: stops and looks out onto the road.
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Q: Someone holds a doll that looks exactly like someone dressed in a matching outfit. A horrified someone

A:
is onscreen as she completes her lunch.
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