Craft one correct answer to the question given in input. To make it more interesting, try to use non-stereotypical language if possible. Make sure your correct answer is reasonably long, consistent with the context, and requires common sense (instead of explicit extraction from the context.) In your answer, use as few words as possible from the given context. Use a response that is uncommon/non-stereotypical, so that it is less predictable. To be less repetitive, please vary your language for each question.

Q: Context: Blood donation line Please read this post first . Woke up to fighter jets at 4:30am today . In my half asleep state , I thought my cat 's purring was bombs . I woke up today and wanted to do something . 
Question: Why does the author say , " blood donation line please read this first " .?

A: They most likely want to warn others of the weird after affects of giving blood !.
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Q: Context: My girlfriend , Jamie 's 23rd birthday is next week and I ' m still clueless on what to get for her . She has however been hinting to me for a while now , on how much she adores that black Gucci handbag . Unfortunately , knowing my financial constraints , I would definitely be unable to afford it unless of course , I take out a huge chunk of my savings . 
Question: What may be the reason for not getting the bag ?

A: They ca n't afford it .
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Q: Context: Protecting your golf clubs is what everyone takes into consideration when buying a golf bag . Golf clubs are made of increasingly advanced materials and construction , not only the shafts , but the club heads also . These are an investment that needs protection . 
Question: Why should the narrator protect that item ?

A:
They are expensive .
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