Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Straddling the chair, she peers down at his face. She

A: stares longingly at his dying friend.
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Q: In the hallway, they hug again before someone walks on. Wearing her black wig now, someone

A: bursts through a doorway carrying a framed photo of someone and her boyfriend, someone.
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Q: A guy squats on ice next to a plant. The guy

A:
stands up and talks to the camera.
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