Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone brings up a grid of thumbnail images. In someone's apartment, a trail of fluid and crumpled clothes
Example Output: attaches itself to someone's web.

Example Input: He pulls up in the forecourt and sees someone standing by a phone box, smoking a cigarette. He
Example Output: begins to kiss her again.

Example Input: One bare foot rubs the other ankle. Someone's hand
Example Output:
is in a heart that is covered by an electric razor.