Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: The man holding the wooden mallet walks out of the room. The man
[EX A]: dumps some of the balls into his palms.

[EX Q]: An athletic man is seen standing ready and begins running down a track and jumping into a pit. The man celebrates as his score is shown and his jump
[EX A]: is replayed in slow motion.

[EX Q]: Someone unrolls the crumpled sorting hat. Riddle
[EX A]:
follows the gaze man as he approaches an cluttered laptop.