Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: There is a close up of the hands. He
Example Output: chases again, turning the key, shoves it in, so does the foot, but blissfully pushes it back down.

Example Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone
Example Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Example Input: Now, someone puts the scroll back and takes out a red - velvet bundle. He
Example Output:
drags at his side and stands wearily.