Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The camera slides across the floor and tips on its side. Someone
reaches up and lifts the bottle.

A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
trips and unfolds his hands.

Someone leans forward, hangs up the phone with his index finger, casually reaches for the receiver. Someone

hands over the letter.