Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: A child uses monkey bars on a playground. The child
[EX A]: walks over to where the monkey bars in the playground.

[EX Q]: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
[EX A]: gets to the back of the van.

[EX Q]: Blinking resignedly, someone looks at someone who snatches the gun away. Someone
[EX A]:
sits at the house stove with a list of children reading.