Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

We see the title screen on white. A lady
is petting her back.

He walks slowly away along the deserted platform, as the train gathers speed. High on a hill beyond the station, Hogwarts School
squats down to earnest eyes at the back of the train.

A group of children are playing in a yard. They

hit a ball back and forth.