TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: He tosses the ball in the net and someone catches it. She

SOLUTION: opens it and it goes out.

PROBLEM: Two teams play a game of indoor soccer. Players from the white team

SOLUTION: are running on the beach.

PROBLEM: He lands on top of the van, hitting someone with a volley of wet balls. Someone

SOLUTION:
runs over humps someone and smashes a head on the ground.