Craft one correct answer to the question given in input. To make it more interesting, try to use non-stereotypical language if possible. Make sure your correct answer is reasonably long, consistent with the context, and requires common sense (instead of explicit extraction from the context.) In your answer, use as few words as possible from the given context. Use a response that is uncommon/non-stereotypical, so that it is less predictable. To be less repetitive, please vary your language for each question.

Context: Is n't that funny ? " Yeah , I guess . " And now we ' ve assaulted him , kidnapped him , bound him up , and stuffed him in a small , lightless room . Then we pretended to be other people and tormented him while he cried for help . 
Question: If not a kidnapping , what might describe this incident .?
Fraternity hazing.

Context: I also tried writing ( original fic ) but managed to accomplish remarkably little on account of my pens constantly skipping . I also ate too much greasy food ; several days of strict self - discipline will be necessary to compensate . But all that said , I ' m glad we went to the beach yesterday . Our waitress at dinner carded me and I was all like , " What ? Oh , you want my ID !. 
Question: Why might the waitress be carding for ?
Waitress carding for liquor .

Context: I just floated down , landed on the X , and was the only one of the five of us in the first jump class who landed standing up . People kept asking if I ' m going to do it again and I do n't know . I think my biggest reason for wanting to do it again is that the first jump was n't perfect and it should have been . Doing it had nothing to do with pushing myself beyond fear , because I did n't feel fear . 
Question: What is a plausible fact about me ?

I am a perfectionist.