Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Back on someone's desk, the book opens and glows with light. Someone
[A]: jerks his head backwards with a dazzling firework of light.


[Q]: He makes several variations in pitch as he plays his song on the violin. When he is done he
[A]: plays on the piano.


[Q]: Someone's arms appear to split at the elbow, replicate into three forearms, then rejoin. A soldier
[A]:
shakes someone's hand.