You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

I purchased this item to celebrate the birth of my grandson.  I should have opted for real cigars, they might have tasted better. These cigars were very hard and hurt my teeth to chew. Not to mention that these gum cigars were much too sweet.
Negative

Got what looked like a nice size bonsai and well.. If its four years old.. then its the smallest bonsai I have ever seen ..It must have only grown.. a quarter inch a year..Its like a little twig in a pot ..but suppose its ok..We will see.. Anyway got it in the mail..usps .. and its here..Its nice if you like little itty bitty plants.. but I suppose I was expecting something bigger.
Negative

When we first bought these we tried to eat one and couldn't.  Looked at the ingredients and found its mostly pig hearts.  Taste is awful.  Our dog however thinks they are great so we cut them up in small pieces and hide them around for him or forage out by smell.  After about a week the contents of the bag start to mold.  Since they are for the dog, we washed them off and then store in the fridge.  Too bad we had hoped these would be good snacks for football parties etc.  Not recommended for people food.

Negative