You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

Q: My dog will do anything for these treats. Buying a five pound bag lasts about a year and they are dry so they are easy to put in your pocket and they last forever.

A: Positive
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Q: I was excited for these.  Got them on a Monday, on Tuesday I came in and my husband tells me you have to try these they are excellent.  So I'm like Ok, I reach in the bag and I'm like ewwwww they feel slimey but none the less popped one in my mouth.  I almost puked, I spit it right out terrible, disgusting, don't buy these.  I love Amazon and buy a ton of stuff from them but these are a definite NO!  I might add this was a joke to my husband because he had ate one and had to spit it out!  He was just wanting to watch me eat one.  :(

A: Negative
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Q: These cookies were a big hit at our progressive New Year's Eve dinner.  Everyone enjoyed reading their fortune each time we arrived at another house. They really kept the party moving...

A:
Positive
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