Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The man lifts his arm. The man
Example Output: slides down ice cone.

Example Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
Example Output: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Example Input: He then turns over his hand to examine again the swollen bite mark. He
Example Output:
sees his fading liner.