Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A surfer is taking to the camera. A surfer
Example Output: is swimming at the bottom of the water.

Example Input: Woman wwearing a red shirt is standing in front of the pole. little girl
Example Output: is standing on her bow field brushing.

Example Input: His hair is disheveled and he is unshaved. He opens it, and after a short exchange of dialogue, he
Example Output:
glimpses her, holding her right hand up and smacks his face in a tissue.