Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: They swing before the crowd. Someone
Example Output: 's brother kicks him.

Example Input: A cowboy is released from a rodeo gate. He
Example Output: falling off jawed comforts people.

Example Input: A crack appears in the car park outside. It
Example Output:
paces, her eyes closed as medics try to assist her.