Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they
hop around on the side and begin dancing.

The man puts one arm behind his back and adjusts himself to try and pick the bottle up with his mouth. The man then
takes two slices of the ceramic cup.

A black and white filter pans over a soccer match going on in an indoor field. Color

ping strikes a goal and scores.