Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He
Example Output: spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

Example Input: As the manager closes up, a chubby security guard arrives. He
Example Output: is an attractive, silver - haired woman as they follow him.

Example Input: He just seems to miss a buoy as he cuts through water and the boat's wake. The boat turns towards the land with large buildings coming into view, and slowly he
Example Output:
starts to pick up the pace in the water cutting up pieces.