In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
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Question: Fact1: Beer League is comedy about Artie DeVanzo unemployed town drunk, Fact2: Artie DeVanzo unemployed town drunk plays softball with Maz and Johnny for Ed 's Bar and Swill, Fact3: whichever team loses is out for good, Fact4: Artie never hold job or girlfriend for very long, Fact5: Dirt collapses from heart attack at practice in days leading up to championship

Answer: Beer League is a comedy about Artie DeVanzo Artie Lange, an unemployed town drunk who plays softball with his buddies Maz Ralph Macchio and Johnny Jimmy Palumbo for Eds Bar and Swill. Their archrival is Manganelli Fitness, led by Dennis Manganelli Anthony DeSando. After the teams brawl during the first game of the year, the towns police chief decides whichever team finishes best in the league that season can still play in the league, and whichever team loses is out for good. Artie lives at home with his mother Laurie Metcalf and can never hold a job or a girlfriend for very long. After a night out with his pals, he ends up at a diner for late night food, where he sees old flame Linda Salvo Cara Buono out with her friends. Artie abandons his friends and starts some small talk with Linda, which results in a onenight stand. At first Linda is disgusted and annoyed that she let herself fall into another meaningless encounter, but Artie decides to actually try to attempt a more meaningful relationship with her. The Eds team, traditionally a league doormat, decides to actually practice in an attempt to beat out Manganelli and stay in the league. The regular season is highlighted by Mazs bachelor party and wedding, and Johnnys attempt to bat.700 for the year. The team charges up the standings to qualify for the championship game against the fourtime defending champions from Manganelli Fitness. However, Dirt, Eds Bar and Swills team pitcher, collapses and dies from a heart attack at practice in the days leading up to the championship. After the funeral, the rest of the team drinks heavily in homage to Dirt before they play in the championship game scheduled for that afternoon. Manganellis team quickly builds a 10–0 lead over their inebriated opponents, and that remains the score heading into the final inning of the game. After two outs, the season rests on Arties shoulders. Artie proceeds to launch a Manganelli pitch over the fence in left field for a solo home run, an incredibly rare feat that nobody in the league has done since 89. That shot only makes the score 10–1, but Eds Bar and Swill comes to life and bats around the lineup in the inning, bringing Artie back to the plate, now with the bases loaded and the score 10–6, though still with two outs. Artie hits the ball to right field, where nobody is stationed because Manganelli has his fielders playing the DeVanzo Shift; completely deadpull. All three baserunners come home, and as the ball is thrown away, Artie races home in an attempt to tie the score. He and Manganelli have a collision at the plate, but Manganelli hangs on to the ball for the final out and a 10–9 victory. After the game ends, however, Artie keeps his vow of not letting Manganelli have the championship trophy, stealing it during the postgame awards ceremony and driving off down Route 3 past Giants Stadium, heading for the Jersey Shore with Linda, talking about other leagues in other towns and how he can still play in them.


Question: Fact1: Hawker is sent to Shaolin Temple by Iron Fisted Monk, Fact2: official is indulging in passion for raping women, Fact3: sister makes Liang very angry man, Fact4: Liang and Hawker meet Iron Fisted Monk, Fact5: final act involves Manchus butchering of workers from rape of Liang 's wife and murder of mother

Answer: Hawker Sammo Hung, is sent to the Shaolin Temple by the Iron Fisted Monk Chan Sing, after he saves Hawker from a beating by the Manchus. After being trained by his master James Tien he runs away from the temple, only to be confronted by his master and forced to take the four tests. Whilst this is happening, an official Fung Hakon is indulging in his passion for raping women, and is virtually above the law as he is a powerful Manchu officer. He begins by raping Liangs Lo Hoipang sister Chu Ching, who then commits suicide and makes Liang a very angry man. Liang takes his revenge by killing one of those pesky Manchus but everyone thinks Hawker is responsible. Both Liang and Hawker go to meet the Iron Fisted Monk who convinces Hawker to teach all the workers at the dye factory kung fu, so they can defend themselves against the Manchus. The final act involves the Manchus butchering of the workers from the dye factory, rape of Liangs wife and the murder of his mother. When Liang eventually dies from his wounds, both Hawker and the Iron Fisted Monk swear vengeance on the Manchus and it is delivered.


Question: Fact1: Former Canterlot High School bully Sunset Shimmer is ostracized by most of school despite efforts to atone for actions, Fact2: Fluttershy and Rarity have formed rock band called Rainbooms to participate in school 's upcoming musical showcase, Fact3: song turns other students aggressive and competitive convincing them to turn friendly showcase into Battle of Bands, Fact4: Sunset and friends are protected from song by own magic, Fact5: sirens from Equestria feed on negative emotions to fuel singing powers for goal of world conquest

Answer:
Former Canterlot High School bully Sunset Shimmer, who has reformed after being defeated by the magic of Twilight Sparkles crown, is ostracized by most of the school despite her efforts to atone for her actions. Her only friends are the counterparts of Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity, who have formed a rock band called the Rainbooms to participate in the schools upcoming musical showcase. The five girls discover that the magic left over from Twilights crown has given them the ability to grow ponylike ears, tails, and wings whenever they play their instruments. Hoping to make a fresh impression, Sunset gives a school tour to three new students – Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, and Aria Blaze – and informs them of the showcase, unaware that they possess magical singing voices. Calling themselves the Dazzlings, the trio perform a song that turns the other students aggressive and competitive towards each other, convincing them to turn the friendly showcase into a Battle of the Bands. Sunset and her friends are protected from the song by their own magic, but fail to convince the bewitched Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna of the danger. Sunset remembers a book that magically copies whatever she writes in it to another kept by Princess Celestia, her mentor from the parallel world of Equestria, which she uses to send a message requesting Twilights help. Princess Celestias book is delivered to Twilights castle in Ponyville. Receiving Sunsets message, Twilight deduces that the Dazzlings are banished sirens from Equestria that feed on negative emotions to fuel their singing powers for their goal of world conquest. Twilight uses the books magic to reactivate the portal between worlds, allowing her and Spike to return to the parallel world. Twilight and the girls attempt to use the magic of their friendship to lift the Dazzlings spell, but it takes no effect. Concluding that they must perform a musical counterspell, the girls enter the Battle of the Bands to give Twilight time to complete the spell. The Rainbooms face hostility and sabotage from the bewitched bands throughout the competition, which raises existing tensions among Twilights friends over conflicting aspects of their band. Desperate for time in the semifinal round against Trixies band, Rainbow Dash performs an egotistical song to substitute the counterspell and nearly transforms, which forces Sunset to ruin her performance to keep her from exposing their plan to the Dazzlings. Despite this, the Dazzlings intervene to allow the Rainbooms advancement to the final round, goading a jealous Trixie into trapping the Rainbooms beneath the stage to take their place. Isolated for hours, Twilights friends enter a heated argument that allows the Dazzlings to absorb their magic. Realizing that their constant infighting is interfering with Twilights spell, Sunset convinces the girls to resolve their differences, while Twilight reasons that simply playing together as friends will make the counterspell work. Spike rescues the girls with assistance from DJ Pon3, a student whose headphone music protects her from the Dazzlings spell. DJ Pon3 provides a sound system that the Rainbooms use to engage the Dazzlings in a musical battle. Overwhelmed by the Dazzlings projected siren forms, the Rainbooms are joined by Sunset, who assumes her own ponylike form; with her help, the Rainbooms are able to destroy the pendants that provide the Dazzlings with their singing abilities, rendering the trio tonedeaf. Returning to its harmonious state, the school drives the Dazzlings away and praises the Rainbooms. Twilight and Spike return to Equestria, while Sunset uses Princess Celestias book to remain in contact with Twilight. During the closing credits, a montage plays showing Sunset being accepted by the student body and performing as the Rainbooms new lead singer and guitarist. In a postcredits scene, the human worlds version of Twilight Sparkle is shown investigating the strange activity around Canterlot High.