TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: obscene and non-obscene. A comment is obscene if it is considered offensive to the public sense of decency, for example because it too obviously relates to sex or contains language regarded as taboo in polite usage.
PROBLEM: Comment: The real world isn't like being a reality TV show host with a twitter account is it?

Let's hope this kind of absurdity doesn't lead to something devastating like a war because he heard some random crap a talk show host said.

SOLUTION: Obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: She should divorce you immediately. She deserves far better than a liar who faked it.
"Exactly what I wanted" eh? 
Who wants to bet you're a pain in the ass? Who wants to bet, 10-1 odds, that you treat her badly, get on her nerves, nag her, argue with her, and generally treat her like crap?
Replace her with sex robot is my advice. 
You made a promise, and had no intention of keeping it.
That makes you the problem, not her, so do her a favour and get out of her way.
Lucky for her she hasn't come down with cancer, lost her job, or gotten herself hit by a truck, isn't it. 
She simply committed the HORRENDOUS crime of getting fat before she got old, and you're having a tantrum. Because like most men, you don't actually give a crap about anybody or anything other than yourself.
Instead of congratulating yourself on yourself, ask around and find out how people really see you, because guaranteed it'll be very different from how you see yourself
She deserves better, here's hoping she finds it.

SOLUTION: Obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: Poor animals. They have no where to go anymore. Our answer-kill them. What a shame.

SOLUTION:
Non-obscene