In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.

[Q]: Sunderland have signed Tottenham Hotspur defender Younes Kaboul for £3million on a four-year contract. The 29-year-old passed his medical at the Academy of Light on Thursday afternoon ahead of the move being confirmed by both clubs. The transfer comes seven years after Kaboul's agent Rudy Raba extraordinarily announced: 'Younes would not join Sunderland even if there was an earthquake. We have more interesting options than Sunderland. Don't even think about it.' Kaboul was first linked with Sunderland in 2008 and becomes their third signing of the summer following the arrival of Adam Matthews from Celtic and the £8m capture of Dinamo Kiev winger Jeremain Lens.Younes Kaboul had his medical at the Academy of Light on ThursdayThe 29-year-old was in the final 12 months of his Tottenham contractKaboul hasn't made a Premier League appearance since NovemberGalatasaray were interested in Kaboul but Sunderland won the race 
 Question:Speaking to Sunderland's official website, Kaboul said: 'I'm delighted to be a _ player and it's an honour to join this club.
[A]: Tottenham Hotspur


[Q]: Photos of US ambassador to South Korea Mark Lippert meeting with the country's leaders have emerged for the first time since the envoy was attacked by a knife-wielding pro-North Korean activist. Lippert is recovering at Severance Hospital in Seoul, and was able to meet with US Navy Admiral James Winnefeld as well as members of South Korea's ruling and opposition parties. Police are charging the activist, Kim Ki-jong, 55, with murder after he slashed the ambassador while screaming demands for Korean reunification. The attack Thursday on Lippert, at a forum about reunification, prompted rival North Korea to gloat about 'knife slashes of justice,' that left deep gashes and damaged the ambassador's tendons and nerves.Ambassador Mark Lippert injured in a surprise attack at a breakfast meetingKim Ki-jong, a 55-year-old anti-US activist, was immediately arrestedPolice seeking three charges in attack, including attempted murderDoubts over whether he carried out attack alone or was part of conspiracyKim has visited North Korea several times and had books from the countryLippert needed 80 stitches for slash to his face and may have nerve damageHe could be discharged from hospital Wednesday after stitches removed 
 Question:_ is well-known among police and activists as one of a hard-core group of protesters willing to use violence to highlight their causes.
[A]: US


[Q]: Article Sponsored by Pimm's It's the oldest tennis tournament in the world and there have been no shortage of memorable moments since Wimbledon first flung open its doors in 1877. Fred Perry's 1936 victory and Andy Murray's 2013 triumph have both gone down in sporting history, as has John McEnroe's furious 1981 display and Jana Novotna's tears after losing the 1993 final. Just as memorable is the off-court action, whether a Royal Box that glitters with big names or a certain Mrs Murray declaring her lust for her son's opponent, as happened in 2011. As tennis fans prepare to crack open the Pimm's and ready the strawberries and cream, we cast a nostalgic eye back over the most momentous moments of the last 138 years.Memorable moments include Andy Murray's 2013 men's singles victoryThe 2014 final crowd had more celebs than an Oscars partyPat Cash's 1987 climb into the crowd caused uproarJohn McEnroe's 1981 meltdown arguably the best ever on-court tantrum 
 Question:_ is no stranger to streakers, but in 1996, one lady surpassed herself by running out at the start of the men's singles final.
[A]:
Pimm's