Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.

[EX Q]: Quite an illuminating comment, to say the least.

White dude??  What if a non-white, and made my comment?  Would that make it more acceptable?  What if I was Hispanic, would the city NOT rezone my property?

Is "Bree" too cute for you to be objective about?  You sound like you may sit there in the meetings thinking more about how to shelter her, then the work at hand, "middle-aged white dude."
[EX A]: Yes

[EX Q]: Sounds like he feels he can "help" himself to others property.  Theft of firearms is a serious charge and a huge mistake.  He should be held just as accountable as any other thief, no matter what the circumstances that motivated him.  It'll be hard to enjoy his good fortune in life from a penitentiary cell.
[EX A]: No

[EX Q]: Thats good for a laugh. Make that two laughs
[EX A]:
No