In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
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Question: She's freshly returned from her sixteenth getaway in seven months so Princess Beatrice clearly had some catching up to do. The 26-year-old, who spent the weekend at a society wedding in Rome, was spotted leaving Scott's restaurant in Mayfair today, following a relaxed lunch with friends. Wearing a cosy blue jumper and a knee-length skirt, the Princess chatted happily to her dining companion as she left the restaurant. But while upmarket eatery Scott's is no budget option, the royal has clearly learned a thing or two about thrift and wore a cheap and cheerful pair of £62 Topshop shoes - the appropriately named Kingdom snakeskin flats.Beatrice, 26, enjoyed lunch at the upmarket Scott's restaurant in MayfairUpscale eatery offers 'the finest oysters, fish and crustacea' plus caviarLoved by celebrities including Tamara Ecclestone and Charles SaatchiThe Princess is recently returned to the UK following a wedding in RomeAttended the nuptials of Getty billionare Joseph and wife Sabine Ghanem 
 Question:It was also the scene of the infamous nose-tweaking incident between Nigella Lawson and then husband _ last summer that led directly to the end of their marriage.

Answer: Beatrice


Question: The Duchess of Cambridge's decision to 'borrow' a priceless tiara belonging to the Queen Mother rather than buying a new one has confused the Chinese media, MailOnline can reveal today. Kate wore the Papyrus tiara at last night's state banquet at Buckingham Palace, which has bamboozled Chinese journalists because sharing heirlooms is so rare. Chinese news website ifeng.com told readers the Duchess, 33, first wore the Queen Mother's tiara in 2013 and were surprised she didn’t just get a new one for meeting President Xi yesterday. One article said: 'It looks like this is not the first time that she "borrowed" the tiara from the Queen' - but added glowingly: 'This made Kate’s first state banquet appearance phenomenal. We look forward to more stunning fashion from her'.Chinese media confused by Kate's need to wear Queen Mother's tiaraJournalists call British 'potato people' who 'can't drink tea properly'Obsession in China with Viscount Hood - falsely called 'Queen's butler'Britain to send TV like Sherlock in return for HS2 and nuclear power plants 
 Question:'Fish and chips is a fast food for average _ people.

Answer: Duchess of Cambridge


Question: He might need to brush up on his diplomatic skills after revealing that Louis van Gaal told his Manchester United players to ‘ignore the fans’ during Tuesday’s win over CSKA Moscow, but there is nothing wrong with Jesse Lingard’s ability on the ball. On a night when the yearning of United supporters for some old school entertainment was never more apparent, what better occasion for Lingard to come to the fore? A wide player born in nearby Warrington and raised in the best Old Trafford traditions, taking the game to the opposition in a way that United’s bigger names have often struggled to do under Van Gaal.Manchester United pounced late to defeat CSKA Moscow 1-0 on TuesdayJesse Lingard assisted Wayne Rooney strike in Champions League gameLouis van Gaal told players to ignore fans during half-time team talkLingard has impressed this term, gaining favour over £25million summer signing Memphis Depay at Old Trafford 
 Question:In fairness to Van Gaal, he spotted _’s potential and gave him a full debut in his very first game in charge at home to Swansea last season.

Answer:
Louis van Gaal