Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She

A: gazes at them, then motions them.
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Q: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy

A: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.
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Q: Someone is off to one side, climbing to stand in the back of someone's car. He

A:
takes out a big brass welding mounted piece book lying under the raincoat.
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