Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The lady laughs as she picks up a piece of wood. We
Example Output: put it into the back of others.

Example Input: Someone enters, terrified, still clutching her purse. She
Example Output: holds up one of her packages.

Example Input: A lady with a black blouse sits next to the child and begins placing the curlers in the little girls hair. While the lady in the black blouse curls the child's hair the little girl
Example Output:
starts to push in the swing push.