Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they

A: hop around on the side and begin dancing.
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Q: Alcohol is poured on the nails, and a finger rubs off paper residue. Clear polish

A: is then applied to the polish.
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Q: Another group rafts down the river. It

A:
's someone sailboat, paddle to grow misty.
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