Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone slides one of the flowers beneath a silver button of the inspector's jacket. He
Example Output: sets another rope strapped around his neck.

Example Input: He reaches for it, but his arm has turned to damp sand. He
Example Output: swims towards the bluffs.

Example Input: People are sitting at the bow of the boat. A woman
Example Output:
stands in a canoe and waits in front of the camera.