TASK DEFINITION: Given an English language product review, determine if it is a Good Review or a Bad Review. A good review is one where the product's review has positive tone and Bad review is one where the tone of product's review is negative.
PROBLEM: We just received the item today and were so excited to have it in our bathroom. I filled it up as the instructions said, hung it, then turned on one of two fans that we purchased at a big box store. They both ran for 5 minutes then stopped turning. All they do is oscillate. I've been looking into buying an electrical timer switch but now that I think about it, you shouldn't need to.

SOLUTION: Bad review

PROBLEM: We never received this item. It was shipped one way, then sent via carrier pigeon. Very disappointed! Did not bother returning.

SOLUTION: Bad review

PROBLEM: Not a bad book. The author does do very well in telling the story and is definitely going for a fun read. I can easily see someone making this into an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.I'd buy it. It's free, right? Well... I'm buying it anyway, because as I said, it's not terrible, has humor and, well, just about everything that you expect from MST3K. If that's your cup of tea, then get on in.

SOLUTION:
Good Review