Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The grimy - faced boy, about eight years old, wears tattered overalls. He
Example Output: is a matter with weather articles.

Example Input: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards
Example Output: carries the lug butts into the car.

Example Input: As she leaves, someone approaches her in the hallway. Someone
Example Output:
lingers around the room as he finds her drooling on the bed.