Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone scratches his face idly. Someone

A: scrambles to their feet.
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Q: A man crouch looking and measuring at the stones on the floor. The man

A: adjusts the piece of metal.
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Q: Someone looks at someone lying on the bed. Someone

A:
, someone's a blonde man.
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