Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone hurries off and moves around the front of the bus. Spreading her arms in a bewildered shrug, she
hangs to her side then shuffles up to the tree.

Someone approaches, flanked by his friends. Someone
looks up at someone's black dress.

The bearded man grasps the two joysticks as Snoop Dog extends a pair of mechanical claws. Snoop Dog

hangs from his left hand.