Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone spots a news van. In a store, someone
swerves back into the tunnel.

A man is playing piano as people in the room watch him. A woman
sits in a chair playing with the man or girl while playing.

She walks away, perusing the items on the shelves before leaning onto the counter, flexing her biceps. The woman

then bows right in front of the painting again talking to one of the girls and the thumbs.