TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: ahh. see, your being obtuse. you're obtuse a lot.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: I wont go to Alaska untill useless cowards will be ruled for slaughter strong wild children like the wolves! Taiga belongs to the wolves that struggle for the life. Taiga doesnt belong to the guilty business of caribou-meat! Caribou-herders cancer of the taiga! Wolves and bears and coguars free to be wild children!

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: You would think the author of this post, or an editor at Willamette Week, would have been able to do a simple Google search and realized: 

1. There is already an article titled "Your Uber Driver Hates You," written in Sept. 2014: https://idrivesf.wordpress.com/2015/01/27/your-uber-driver-hates-you/

2. A Buzzfeed listicle titled "Ten Reasons Why Your Uber Driver Hates You" followed shortly after: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellkontraire/ten-reasons-why-your-uber-driver-hates-you-xk61

3. To update the myriad reasons why your Uber driver hates you with one extra reason is just a lazy way to make your point. 

4. Also, lists are dumb.

SOLUTION:
Yes