TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you will be presented with a passage, and you need to write an **implausible** answer to to fill in the place of "_". Your answer should be incorrect, but should not be out of context. Try using words that are related to the context of the passage, but are not the correct answer.  Even though there exist multiple wrong answers, we only need a single wrong answer.
PROBLEM: Tabby cat George turned up 128 miles from its home after apparently hitching a ride in a caravan A runaway cat turned up 128 miles from his home after apparently hitching a ride in a caravan. George was last seen running off in the direction of a caravan park near his home in North Wales and was found on a doorstep in West Yorkshire five weeks later. He has now been reunited with his owners after Julia Hill, who found the 18-year-old tabby outside her home in Calderdale last week, posted on a lost and found cats Facebook group. Owners Steven Davison, 71, and his wife Susan, 68, from Llanrwst in the Conwy Valley, couldn't believe their luck when their daughter Gemma Davison-Lemalle, 30, saw a picture of her childhood pet on the page.George went missing from North Wales home and turned up in YorkshireRunaway 18-year-old tabby has been reunited with owners after five weeksThey believe he ran off towards caravan park and hitched a 128-mile rideHe was found 'poorly, thin and grumpy' on Julia Hill's doorstep last week 
 Question:Gemma said: 'We can't thank _ enough for taking such good care of him for us.

SOLUTION: George

PROBLEM: (Ars Technica) -- These days, it seems, it's not enough for a digital device to just play games. To keep up with the smartphones and tablet computers of the world, any game system needs to at least nod in the direction of cloud-based and social networking "apps" that are all the rage with the kiddies. Sony's PlayStation Vita has now done exactly that, launching free downloadable Netflix, Twitter and Flickr apps in conjunction with the system's official debut Wednesday (though pre-orderers have had the system for a week now). Your very first encounter with two of these apps foreshadows the occasionally awkward experience to come. When you first load up Twitter or Flickr on your Vita, you're asked to click a button that opens up a web browser where you can log in to the service.The PS Vita is primarily a gaming device but also runs apps for Netflix, Twitter and other servicesThe Vita screen's resolution isn't quite "HD," but high-definition content still looks goodYou can easily search through tweets with a handy conversation viewFlickr has a nice interface with quick access to photostream, favorites and contacts 
 Question:_ rounds out the Vita's initial round of apps, with quite possibly the nicest interface of the bunch.

SOLUTION: Ars Technica

PROBLEM: Washington (CNN) Shortcomings at federal and state agencies allow sales of firearms to people prohibited from buying them, a Justice Department inspector general probe found. The issue became the subject of investigation after the FBI said the alleged shooter charged in the 2015 mass shooting at a South Carolina church should not have been able to buy a firearm. The FBI failed to complete the background check in the three days required by law, allowing the alleged shooter to buy the gun. While the FBI runs background checks, the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives is responsible for retrieving guns from buyers who weren't legally permitted to purchase them.The issue became the subject of investigation after last year's South Carolina church shootingFor the past 15 years, the FBI and ATF have disagreed over what is a "fugitive from justice" 
 Question:There were nearly 50,000 such purchases between 1999 and 2015 that the _ sought to deny, but that the ATF didn't agree required the agency to try to retrieve the gun.

SOLUTION:
Washington