Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A cop suddenly gets flung away from their car. The car
swerves to a stop to sigh.

He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He
spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

Then he jumps over the fence back onto the sidewalk and goes up and down the building steps. He

twists inside and falls on his face.