Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A man is sitting down holding knives. He

A: starts throwing darts into the pieces.
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Q: He is galvanised into action, puts on a crumpled jacket, grabs his tattered coat and scarf, collects up a few of his things, stuffs them into a paper bag. Someone

A: carries the petrol into the long table that is turned into order to retrieve it and the small safe sits nearby.
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Q: The first man pours the cement mix into the container. The second man

A:
leaves and washes off the roof.
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