Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
trips and unfolds his hands.

A woman is seen speaking to the camera and leads into her walking up and down the board. She then
sprays herself around and begins riding her bike while the camera captures her from several angles.

News hosts are seen speaking to the camera and leads into a woman interviewing a man. The man then

walks onto a long sickle.