Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: She places someone's hand on her breast. The Titanic
Example Output: bearded bully kicks him.

Example Input: Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they
Example Output: hop around on the side and begin dancing.

Example Input: He angles a lamp above his head to illuminate them. He
Example Output:
gradually enters in slow motion of her turn.