Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone scans his surroundings, then pulls out his pistol as he continues on. Outside, escaped prisoners
Example Output: stand at a table with someone.

Example Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
Example Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Example Input: She puts a shushing finger to her lips and the piglet joins its siblings. Farmer someone
Example Output:
descends, its footsteps close behind her.