Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone scratches his face idly. Someone
Example Output: scrambles to their feet.

Example Input: Alcohol is poured on the nails, and a finger rubs off paper residue. Clear polish
Example Output: is then applied to the polish.

Example Input: A camera zooms in on various buildings both inside and outside. Two people
Example Output:
drive up the roof.