instruction:
You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.
question:
How do I dry my dishes
answer:
Use a shirt or dip dry


question:
Make pickled eggs.
answer:
Soak eggs in coconut oil for one week.


question:
To make your own free mulch.
answer:

Soak and shred news papers. Mix in with potting fix and spread at the base of paints and shrubs to mulch.