TASK DEFINITION: You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For consistency, answers should be in all lower cased letters.
PROBLEM: Category: THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT 
Clue: The Northland College LumberJacks

SOLUTION: the lumberjills

PROBLEM: Category: FESTIVUS 
Clue: Days celebrating people going to heaven include Jesus' Ascension day & her Assumption day

SOLUTION: the virgin mary

PROBLEM: Category: BRITISH CHILDREN'S AUTHORS 
Clue: Richard Adams originally told this rabbit tale to amuse his young daughters

SOLUTION:
watership down