Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A man is standing outside in front of two machines placed on the concrete. He

A: kisses a little tanned man in baggy sleeve denim shorts.
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Q: Finding the garbage truck empty, someone approaches a crowd of onlookers. Someone

A: passes by the window, then turns and storms out of the office.
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Q: Outside in a dark alley with ominous clouds in the sky, someone stands with his someone costume held out in front of him. The wind

A:
goes around a long, snarling wind whipping the wind up in the wind.
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