Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[EX Q]: A child uses monkey bars on a playground. The child
[EX A]: walks over to where the monkey bars in the playground.

[EX Q]: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone
[EX A]: rolls off his penguin.

[EX Q]: The protective shield, the burning wooden ground stones at the Quidditch Pitch illuminate the dark hillside. Illusions
[EX A]:
open upon the axes' fingers, the figure is a really ugly entrance.