Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

He calls to the Waitress. The Waitress
gets up and hurries pass as the waitress comes over.

Woman wwearing a red shirt is standing in front of the pole. little girl
is standing on her bow field brushing.

She throws the baton up and does a few cartwheels and lands in time to catch it. She

circles overhead then places her four feet in the air.