Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Then she irons her blue jean shorts. A little baby

A: stands on top of her.
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Q: Someone spots a news van. In a store, someone

A: swerves back into the tunnel.
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Q: Someone watches as someone stares at someone, his expression gradually becoming deadpan, sleepy. Someone

A:
hastily puts the doll down and starts to move as he defensively tips over shoulder height for a sofa support.
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