Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

An athletic man is seen standing ready and begins running down a track and jumping into a pit. The man celebrates as his score is shown and his jump
is replayed in slow motion.

Men are talking on the phone and laughing. men
are playing pool on a bridge.

They are performing using batons. They

kick the high ropes on the side.