In this task, you are given a text from tweets. Your task is to classify given tweet text into two categories: 1) positive, and 2) negative based on its content.

i knew going out last night was a bad idea. i've had the worst hangover all day and got fuck all revision done 
negative

My left sinus,ear, and gums are infected...i shall call myself pus face 
negative

The zipper of my favorite pants is now broken  i have perma open crotch!

negative