Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone
Example Output: 's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

Example Input: Someone spots a news van. In a store, someone
Example Output: swerves back into the tunnel.

Example Input: People are standing in front of a counter. People
Example Output:
are decorating a christmas tree.