Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

A: gets to the back of the van.
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Q: They swing before the crowd. Someone

A: 's brother kicks him.
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Q: The news anchor representing Newstime is talking about the stilts. The person on stilts

A:
runs under the water as he stands ready to perform the water pulls by the man.
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