Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone

A: rolls off his penguin.
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Q: As someone returns to the tv. Someone

A: steps out to shade her blue eyes.
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Q: The man carefully places the tile around plaster. He

A:
then levitates the stain and then cut with a cloth.
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