Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone
pulls off his pajama pants.

The lady puts a paste on a window glass. The lady
takes the shirt away and inserts the stem into the container.

Someone sees what someone's done to her brother. Sirens

kicks her the gunman in the arm.