Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone

A: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.
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Q: He leans into the mic. Grinning he

A: starts to walk into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.
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Q: He plugs it into an amp. He

A:
zips down his pants.
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