TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators

SOLUTION: watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.

PROBLEM: He reaches for it, but his arm has turned to damp sand. He

SOLUTION: swims towards the bluffs.

PROBLEM: A small television is to his left. He

SOLUTION:
is shown blowing clothes into a pile.