Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The camera pans out as a baton twirler wearing a blue and silver costume enters the stage spins and poses. The baton twirler
Example Output: flips back several times and celebrates with his arms up and polishing.

Example Input: The young man does tricks over an orange safety cone. The skateboarder
Example Output: bend down to a bike and scurry on him.

Example Input: She stands and shuts the door behind her, strolling off. Facing the car once again, she
Example Output:
goes to open the mall and slips in the end of the cab and gives up.