You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

I ordered this saffron after looking at seller feedback and assumed that since this is expensive it will be premium quality. But only after i put it in water for sometime, then the color of the flakes changed, and I realized that its a fake one. Dont waste your time on this.
Negative

I was excited for these.  Got them on a Monday, on Tuesday I came in and my husband tells me you have to try these they are excellent.  So I'm like Ok, I reach in the bag and I'm like ewwwww they feel slimey but none the less popped one in my mouth.  I almost puked, I spit it right out terrible, disgusting, don't buy these.  I love Amazon and buy a ton of stuff from them but these are a definite NO!  I might add this was a joke to my husband because he had ate one and had to spit it out!  He was just wanting to watch me eat one.  :(
Negative

Maybe the miracle fruit does not work for everyone. It had very little effect when I used it. I started with a clear pallet, let the pill dissolve on my tongue etc. Then I tried the classic first, a lime. I noticed, barely, that it was not quite as pucker inducing as it may have been without the mberry but just slightly. And it did not add any "sweet". It just inhibited a hint of sour. Other foods like vinegar, vinegar chips, Guinness, strawberries, cheese, etc. Many recommended fruits and foods have very little impact. And after just a few minutes, I could notice any change.  So, either, some people just don't have the same level of effect or much of the miracle berry effects are group dynamics and heightened suggestibility. Either way, they were a let down.

Negative