TASK DEFINITION: Craft one correct answer to the question given in input. To make it more interesting, try to use non-stereotypical language if possible. Make sure your correct answer is reasonably long, consistent with the context, and requires common sense (instead of explicit extraction from the context.) In your answer, use as few words as possible from the given context. Use a response that is uncommon/non-stereotypical, so that it is less predictable. To be less repetitive, please vary your language for each question.
PROBLEM: Context: My respect for him was immeasurable . However , what I love and admire about him the most was his undying love for his wife . They had a lifelong love affair with one another that was magically romantic and one of the most beautiful things to witness on a daily basis . They were practically inseparable and their lives revolved around one another . 
Question: What might be different if the man did n't have an undying love for his wife ?

SOLUTION: The narrator would n't have respect for him.

PROBLEM: Context: Howard pulled out his wallet from his trousers and threw a fiver onto the bar , but the barman shook his head and mouthed ' Tenner ' . Howard was silently outraged at the price of a whiskey but consoled himself with the thought that he did n't go out often , so he may as well spend up big . The whiskey sour was sharp on his throat and he almost gagged at the smell , but after the second swallow , it was n't so bad . Howard saw a shadow sliding up towards him . 
Question: What is the reason the barman shook his head and mouthed tenner ?

SOLUTION: Howard did n't put enough money on the bar to pay for his tab .

PROBLEM: Context: One might say that I ' m being all Raj Thackeray - ish ( or 90 's Bal Thackeray - ish ) but the Marathi manoos of today has got to err on the side of caution these days . Maybe this is what is called overkill or what being cranky and nitpicky is all about - or all of the above . NB : Given the absurdity of statements one gets to hear these days , I unfortunately find it necessary to clarify that I am actually kidding . If you ca n't joke about religion , what can you joke about ?. 
Question: Why does the speaker feel the need to clarify that they are only joking ?

SOLUTION:
Religion is a sensitive topic and they do n't want to give anyone the wrong idea that they are making fun of it.