Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone

A: trips and unfolds his hands.
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Q: There are few more rounds of tug of war played s the spectators watch and cheer for the players. The coach

A: goes back to hockey and the crowd tries to get him into the coach.
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Q: Someone sets down his newspaper, using his free hand to take another bite of cereal. As he continues reading, someone

A:
takes two notes from his holding cell.
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