Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A man is sitting down holding knives. He

A: starts throwing darts into the pieces.
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Q: Another man steps into frame and begins playing the drums with a woman. A small child

A: is seen speaking to the camera and leads into a boy walking into frame.
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Q: We only hear a strange, rhythmic shuffling, pierced by an occasional wail of grief. We

A:
can be heard as his raft increases - from the canyon on ships.
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