Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone
Example Output: takes down the car's empty tire.

Example Input: The child then covers their eyes with their hands and moves their head up and down. Finally they
Example Output: continue dancing together in the end and kiss on the end.

Example Input: He by - passes the stairs and slowly makes his way to the kitchen. He
Example Output:
trots out from the workroom door and smashes the goateed guy's cheek.