Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.

I just - I just can't tell if you're serious. It's baffling. I'm baffled.

So, Martin, are you telling us you invoked your grandfather as a virtue signal of your own working-class credibility, despite never having met him? How impossibly disrespectful of you. I'm glad your grandfather has passed; it spares him the heart-stabbing shame of an ungrateful, pedantic little snot of a grandson who would seek to ride his coveralls into righteousness. He deserves better than someone like you.

The simple line in Atlantic City- 

 put on your stockings, babe / night's getting cold 

has more weight as art than anything a weak-tea punk like you could create in a million lifetimes. I was deeply moved by that single, almost whispered line when I bought the album at the age of 22, in the year 2000. Did you know he recorded that record alone, on a 4-track? Do you even know what a 4-track is? He covered Suicide on that record, in 1982. 

Do you even know who Suicide is, you smarmy little creep?
Yes

Martha, Lisa Murkowski has been working on this issue for years, Along with hundreds of others in the public health arena.
No

Sounds like the early morning capers need to organize a purging of their pent-up frustrations.  For the past 10-days there's been 1-2 shootings.  Give a criminal-minded night caper a gun and s(he) will want a piece of someone's hide.

No