Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man wearing a ghost shirt is playing a game of beer pong. He
Example Output: begins playing his guitar and having a good time at a dance consisting his time, jumping down and blowing.

Example Input: The child does not appear to enjoy it. The child
Example Output: checks the screen now.

Example Input: She kneels down beside him. She
Example Output:
jumps on their faces.