TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

SOLUTION: gets to the back of the van.

PROBLEM: Someone and Little someone exchange a look. Someone

SOLUTION: looks her in the eye and goes back outside.

PROBLEM: A person observes an old samurai temple. A man

SOLUTION:
is shown coming home.