Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure

Output: leaps over his ladder.


Input: Consider Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone

Output: takes down the car's empty tire.


Input: Consider Input: A dog in socks walks slowly out onto the floor as a lady films him. The dog


Output: goes off and back.