Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

A: bends down and starts to break along the street.
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Q: Meanwhile, the chef is putting ingredients and explaining the process of what he is doing and why into the pan. Once the sauce he is creating starts to come together he

A: begins to taste her meat.
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Q: A pitcher pitches a ball which strikes the batter and is not hit. The coaches

A:
give a dance using a red ball.
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