You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.

Input: Consider Input: How to attach the ropes to the exercise machine base?

Output: Holding the 6’ board assembly right up against the 33.25” base board, fasten it down with only one hinge side by side, using 1.25” screws.


Input: Consider Input: to stay hydrated during your flight

Output: Alcohol inebriates you and makes it harder to get REM sleep, so while it might calm the nerves short term, it’s going to make you that much more exhausted and groggy when you arrive.


Input: Consider Input: To make a pretend knife for a cake, you can


Output: Craft the knife out of fondue