Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone taps her thumbnail against the watch face. Glancing back up to her monitor, she
finds someone in a form disguised as people.

Someone looks even more miserable. He
picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.

A group of cheerleaders gather on a football field. They

slow an advertisement flashes across the screen.