Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone slides one of the flowers beneath a silver button of the inspector's jacket. He
Example Output: sets another rope strapped around his neck.

Example Input: He turns, as if sensing her presence. He
Example Output: returns as someone lowers his arms then starts to speak.

Example Input: Someone furiously shakes someone away. He
Example Output:
offers someone the cup on his elbow and strides out.