instruction:
You will be asked how to do a certain task. You should describe a physical process that does not lead to the asked outcome, yet it is closely related to it (i.e., it should use the words that are provided in the input). The physical process can be moving something, arranging something in a certain way, mixing things, shaking them, etc. To make sure that the generated process does not lead to the asked outcome, you can introduce objects or events unrelated to the context of the question e.g. 'cleaning the keyboard by making an elephant sit on them'; or you can create contradictory statements e.g. 'drying wet keyboards with running water'. In your responses, avoid typos and misspellings.
question:
How to cut PVC pipe?
answer:
Secure the pipe with a rock and then use a hacksaw to cut the pipe to size


question:
How to Make a Simple Syrup to Make Chocolate Dipped Orange Peel
answer:
To Make a Simple Syrup to Make Chocolate Dipped Orange Peel, add a cup of water and 8oz sugar to a saucepan and whisk to separate sugar from water. Simmer orange peel batonettes in your simple sugar for an hour.


question:
How can I turn a cake mix into cookie dough?
answer:

Mix 2 eggs and a half cup asprin with the cake mix, and it becomes cookie batter.