TASK DEFINITION: Given a document, find the main entity about whom the author is writing. Write the full name if mentioned in the text. Note that URLs in the text have been replaced with [Link].
PROBLEM: On the day Floyd Little the football player was to receive assurance that he would live forever  Floyd Douglas Little  the man born on the Fourth of July  picked at his breakfast.
 The Broncos' first star with national appeal  Little had to wait 30 years after he was eligible for election to become the franchise's third player inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Saturday at Fawcett Field  the high school home field of Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels.
 Halfway through his two-egg omelet Saturday morning  Little got a call from McDaniels  who was kicking from inside his mother's womb when Little took his final handoff in 1975.
 The story goes that Little saved the Broncos franchise. A college sensation at Syracuse  Little became the Broncos' first  first-round draft pick to snub the National Football League and sign with Denver's struggling American Football League franchise. The excitement of Little's arrival  coupled with a nonprofit group that funded the expansion of Bears Stadium to what became Mile High Stadium in 1968  scuttled relocation plans and kept the team in Denver.
 As members of the new Hall class were waiting in a holding room for ESPN broadcaster Chris Berman to stop talking Friday  Little was filled with calm and peace. And a little feistiness.
 Joining him among the senior players who were elected was Dick LeBeau  the former Detroit Lions defensive back who is now the Pittsburgh Steelers defensive coordinator. LeBeau has taken on a protective  never-let-them-read-you persona that is typical of longtime NFL coaches. But Little poked away at LeBeau's guard.
 LeBeau couldn't help smiling at Little's playfulness.

SOLUTION: Floyd Little

PROBLEM: FILE PHOTO - U.S. Representative Tim Murphy (R-PA) chairs a House Energy and Commerce Oversight and Investigations Subcommittee hearing on the U.S. response to the Ebola crisis  in Washington October 16  2014. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
WASHINGTON (Reuters)  - U.S. Republican Representative Tim Murphy  will resign from Congress on Oct. 21  House Speaker Paul Ryan said on Thursday  following a report alleging that  Murphy  had asked a woman with whom  he  was having an affair to get an abortion.
 Murphy  had said in a statement on Wednesday  he  would not seek re-election next year.  The lawmaker  had been a member of the Congressional Pro-Life Caucus  once receiving a 92 percent score from the conservative Family Research Council  which opposes abortion.
There was no immediate response from  Murphy ’s office for request for comment on Thursday.
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette  citing a Jan. 25 text message  said the woman had chastised  Murphy  for asking her to get an abortion during a pregnancy scare despite  his  office posting an anti-abortion statement on Facebook.
According to the newspaper   Murphy  texted her in response: “I get what you say about my March for life messages. I’ve never written them. Staff does them. I read them and winced. I told staff don’t write any more. I will.”
 Murphy ’s extramarital affair had first been exposed in 2016 during the woman’s divorce proceedings  the Post-Gazette said.
“This afternoon I received a letter of resignation from Congressman Tim Murphy  effective October 21 ” Ryan said in a statement. “It was Dr.  Murphy ’s decision to move on to the next chapter of his life  and I support it.”

SOLUTION: Tim Murphy

PROBLEM: But  Pat Robertson  doesn’t see it that way. In  his  mind  this nation’s unfolding tragedy is a direct fault of people who don’t respect Donald Trump and the American flag enough. Yes  really.
What are Pat Robertson’s possible motives here? While people still fought for their lives after the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history  why did a televangelist feel the need to issue a statement this useless? He wasn’t trying to provide comfort. He wasn’t helping to make sense of the tragedy  because his thoughts here are violently stupid.
Robertson wasn’t trying to be helpful. He was trying to insert himself into a story that had nothing to do with him. He couldn’t help it. He can never help it. Because  Pat Robertson is an evil man .  He ’s been so evil for so long that one has to wonder whose side  he ’s on.
Let’s do a quick topline comparison between Satan  the Prince of Darkness  and Pat Robertson  the Prince of Doddering.
 Robertson  has spent decades lying and obfuscating  throwing  himself  into the middle of discussions in which  he  wasn’t invited  to offer opinions that nobody wanted.  He ’s weighed in on the Iraq War  9/11  sex outside of marriage  Hinduism  the earthquake in Haiti  abortion  and every other topic du jour  tragic or zeitgeist  that can help boost Pat Robertson Awareness.  He ’s thrown  his  fortunes in with warlords  hucksters  and profiteers.
 He ’s claimed  he  can leg-press 2 000 pounds  thanks to the aid of a protein shake.
 Pat Robertson  has built a billion-dollar empire by saying  he ’s a person who knows what God wants other people to do. As host of The 700 Club   he ’s spent thousands of hours on the bleakest television channel preaching to  his  followers about how they can emulate  Jesus   how they can send him money in an extremely holy way. Meanwhile  he has lived a life of wealth and privilege  at the expense of dupes.
What  Robertson  has said about Las Vegas is so much worse than  his  usual praying for attention.  He ’s rebranding cruelty as sanctimony  nastiness as wisdom.  He ’s the answer to the question “What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?”
What’s the difference between  Pat Robertson  and Satan? Satan’s not real. Unfortunately   Pat Robertson  is.

SOLUTION:
Pat Robertson