Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A young woman lies in the burning car, unconscious. Someone
Example Output: reaches for his pulse but only the sound comes from the cd seat.

Example Input: He catches a bag in a web, hitting someone who spins around and tosses some more. Someone
Example Output: pulls out a chair.

Example Input: Arriving at the door to someone's room, he tenses as he finds it ajar. He
Example Output:
speaks into the mic.