Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He confidently enters the park. Farther along, the mustached stranger
Example Output: goes to the window again.

Example Input: There is a close up of the hands. He
Example Output: chases again, turning the key, shoves it in, so does the foot, but blissfully pushes it back down.

Example Input: Someone makes a dash for it. He
Example Output:
runs around before opening it's driver's door.