Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The grimy - faced boy, about eight years old, wears tattered overalls. He
is a matter with weather articles.

A group of inline skaters are being interviewed by a woman with a microphone. They
band is in a black and a business sports street with a woman walking out on a stage.

While someone talks, he goes through paperwork on his desk. Someone

nods with stiff enthusiasm as people follow and notice someone sitting on a corner.