English: I encourage male readers to pay particular attention because I'm asking you to stop peeing on rather than in the toilet.
Igbo: Ana m agba ndị ụmụ nwoke na-agụ ihe ka tinye uche pụrụ iche makana ana m agwa ha ka ha kwụsị ịnyụ mamịrị n' elu kama n' ime ụlọ mposi.