English: Now the chief messenger of interest to me today is he whose spermatozoic prowess is reminiscent of the 'Danfo' driver in the other part of the town.
Igbo: Ugbua onyeisi njeozi nke m nwere mmasị taa bụ nke nkà spam ya na-arụtụ aka n' ebe ọkwọ ụgbọala 'Danfo' nọ n' akụkụ obodo ọzọ nọ.