English: Not because the author is claiming, like any good salesperson, that it will gain you great relationships, a happy life, prosperity and mind-blowing sex.
Igbo: Ọ bughị na odee na-ekwesi ike, dịka onye nkwuchite ọnụ, na ọ ga-ewetara gị ezigbo mmekọrịta, ndụ dị ụtọ, akụnaụba na mmekọahụ bụ ịgba