Design of white noise generator for bathroom?? - Page 1
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author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 17, 2024, 11:18:33 pm
content: My wife doesn't like to hear bathroom sounds, and has asked me to mask them. We have an ERV (energy recovery ventilation) system in our house, thus putting in a traditional bathroom fan isn't an option. I've tried manufactured noise generators, but they can't be turned on with just an external switch. Here's what I'm looking for:1. Can be permanently installed in the wall or in the ceiling.2. Generates white noise at sufficient volume to mask normal bathroom sounds.3. Comes on automatically when it receives power. (None of the off-the-shelf noise generators come on automatically when they get power - you still have to hit a button on the units for them to come on. I don't have enough knowledge of electronics to modify one of the commercial units so that it will come on automatically.)4. Ideally 120V, but 12V, 24V or other voltage is acceptable; I'll just add a step-down transformer if needed. I plan to provide power using an everyday 120V motion-activated switch.5. I don't care about appearance or size - I'll build a box around it or put the unit in a box in the ceiling.If someone knows of an existing unit that will work, excellent! If someone wants to invent one, I think they would sell. If someone knows of a simple design that I can build myself, that'll also work.Above all, my wife thanks you greatly. I'm hard-of-hearing, so bathroom sounds don't bother me!

author: donlisms
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 12:03:14 am
content: I'm not afraid to respond. Harrumph.You would probably be better off with pink noise than white noise. When measured in "real world" terms that are more realistic for the way we create and respond to sound, on a log scale, white noise gets louder as the frequency goes up. Wimpy midrange, and no lows.Pink noise, on the other hand, is nicely balance compared to most sounds. It's how we tune sound systems in a room sometimes; more musically representative.The main point is that for audio masking to work, the frequency spectrum and the amplitudes of the source and the masking have to be at least in the same ballpark.Now... I don't even want to speculate about the particular sounds you'd like to mask, but to do it well enough to actually work, you should probably start with spectral analysis of, eh, uh... the actual sounds. Uhm.Then you need to generate something like that spectrum at that amplitude.The simple approach is just to shotgun it - a pink noise generator, an appropriate amp and speaker, a little experimenting, and hope for the best.It occurs to me that the levels will be lower and more representative at the, eh, uhm, listening end, after the source has been filtered and attenuated to some degree, rather than in the little room. If that's an option at all. In other words, less total volume from the masking device.Uhm.

author: shabaz
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 12:32:20 am
content: A quick/ugly hack could be to use an MP3 player board. Admittedly over-the-top in terms of the underlying tech!, but cheap(ish) and easy to try different sounds etc. Or maybe just a bathroom/shower radio, tuned on AM to no station.

author: MarkF
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 12:33:37 am
content: When I built my house, I had the bathroom walls filled with fiberglass insulation.The builder thought I was nuts until I told him why. No more bathroom sounds.It would mean tearing into the walls though...Or. Just turn on the exhaust fan.

author: Geoff-AU
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 12:34:01 am
content: Maybe reading this book would help the wifehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_PoopsThen again, maybe OP really gives the thunderbox its name.In either case it would be remiss of me not to say that you definitely want brown noise to mask itWe have a Dohm Classic (for assisting with sleep, not household peace at pooping time), these units are good for masking sounds, and they have a real fan in them not some awful speaker making a jarringly useless attempt at producing broad spectrum masking.http://thedohm.com/

author: Circlotron
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 01:40:13 am
content: Quote from: shabaz on April 18, 2024, 12:32:20 amFM radio between stations has a more predictable and uniform hiss.

author: SiliconWizard
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 02:03:22 am
content: Really install just any audio system that can play digital audio at a couple Watts, you'll find hundreds of ready-made files with "white noise" content (which is not white, but we know what this is about), pick the one that your wife likes best, and call it a day. Designing something from scratch for this is not worth it.

author: jfet
author_rank: Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 02:07:15 am
content: A little humor, it might be easier to replace the wife

author: Gyro
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 09:06:35 am
content: Quote from: SiliconWizard on April 18, 2024, 02:03:22 amWhite (or better, pink) noise seems to be a very poor use of such technology. Why not something more relaxing like waves crashing on a beach or a trickling stream! There must be much better masking sounds than a 'constant' amplitude noise.

author: BILLPOD
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 05:52:11 pm
content: Good Morning MichiganMark, All of my ideas have already been suggested by others, but thinking ahead, since you can't install a fan, how does your Wife handle the smells produced by the 'bathroom noises'.

author: Gyro
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 06:19:29 pm
content: Mostly Hydrogen and Hydrogen Sulphur compounds so (hopefully silent!) combustion comes to mind.

author: donlisms
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 07:07:40 pm
content: Audio masking, one sound hiding another, works when the instantaneous amplitude and frequencies are in alignment. The sounds can get confused. Otherwise, what you get is a fairly clear mix of both sounds.The advantages of continuous pink noise are that it solves the time alignment problem, it covers all frequencies, and the amplitude can be easily set across the whole spectrum, rather than trying to deal with specifics of the spectral response. The continuity also makes it ignorable - it is transients that tend to attract your attention. You just kinda stop thinking about it.Waves (as in oceans!) have a limited spectrum and somewhat random amplitude over time.Rain has a nice continuity, unless they throw in thunder just to be cute and distract you. But it still has a very limited bandwidth.There may be natural sound that work, but I think we would find they have characteristics quite similar to pink noise!The example I like to give when I'm teaching sound engineers is that two guitars of similar character smush together; you can't tell which is playing what. But if you have a bass, as loud as you want, and a triangle, as gentle as you want, you can clearly hear it.I do tend to think in this case, having the noise at the... listening end... would be more effective.

author: magic
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 07:11:59 pm
content: noise source -> power amp -> speakerThe source could be as simple as LM324 configured as a cascade of four 10x noninverting amplifiers, the first input shorted to ground. This POS is noisy enough

author: donlisms
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 07:18:39 pm
content: But... maybe it's white noise? I suppose it could be approximately filtered, easily enough.

author: Perkele
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 07:49:26 pm
content: Build a separate toilet/bathroom.The problem is not smell or the noises.

author: reboots
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 07:52:18 pm
content: Why not a fan that's ducted back into the bathroom?I once had to install a bathroom fan in a rental property. The tenants had requested the loudest fan possible, possibly for similar reasons. I could have budgeted for a high-end fan, but rated noise is inversely proportional to price. I had to use the cheapest, noisiest Broan-NuTone model. The tenants were pleased.

author: Bud
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 09:00:34 pm
content: Maybe watching what to eat and practicing some changes in using the utilities can help mitigate the issue.Is the concern with the noises experienced outside or inside the bathroom? Installing a noise masking tool inside the bathroom may not be efficient for the outside because of sound propagation attenuation through the wall.

author: Retirednerd2020
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 09:06:44 pm
content: I suggest noise cancelling headphones, for her.

author: pqass
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 18, 2024, 09:17:23 pm
content: Claim plausible deniability.

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 05:39:53 am
content: I'm getting great pleasure out of the suggestions I'm getting. Here are a few responses:1. Get rid of the wife. Probably not a good idea since she is a retired divorce attorney, and she'd end up with the house. My wife has extremely good hearing and perfect pitch. Joking aside, this is a real problem that I need to solve. What ever solution I find, I'll probably need to apply it to three bathrooms.2. Thanks for the comments I've received about white versus pink versus brown noise. I have no expertise in acoustics. Not to offend, and because I'm not afraid to use the common words for the sounds I'm trying to mask: urine hitting the toilet when I'm standing up while urinating and farting. Unfortunately, I don't have access to the equipment needed to measure the frequency of these two different sounds, and can only guess that they generally fall at either end of the audible sound spectrum. If someone has this equipment, it would be helpful to me and probably entertaining for others to learn the general range of frequencies for these two sounds. I searched the Internet, and didn't find any information.3. My wife and have always used separate bathrooms, which is one reason we've stayed married for 37 years. When we renovated the house we're in now, we put in two master bathrooms. I highly recommend it.4. I'm not concerned about sound transmission through the bathroom walls. The wall between the bath and bedroom excluding the doorway is only about 2 feet wide. The adjoining spaces on the other walls are another bathroom and a laundry room. I actually considered insulating this segment of the wall with sound-absorbing mineral wool insulation, but didn't think it would have much effect in the end. My bath has a hollow-core door, thus I might try to replace it with a solid-core door to better absorb the sound.5. I'm guessing that I'll need to find a dual solution: sound masking and better sound dampening by installing solid-core doors. The second I can handle. The first is much more challenging.

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 06:13:34 am
content: You clearly have significant expertise in acoustics, and I very much appreciate your help. I just put up a general response to everyone, and am hoping you can provide me with more technical information about using white versus pink versus brown noise to mask bathroom sounds. As Iseehear it, there are two nuisance sounds to mask: urine hitting water or the toilet bowl, and flatulence. Do you have any information about the frequencies of these two sounds, and thoughts about whether pink noise would mask both.I enjoy getting both the fun and serious responses I'm getting to my post, but this really is a problem I need to solve. I'm currently using a small portable white noise generator in my bathroom. Kt's ok, but requires me to turn it on manually each time I use the bathroom.My wife wants to also have noise generators in two other bathrooms that guests use to ensure they aren't embarrassed if they generate nuisance bathroom sounds. We don't want to give our guests instruction on how to use little bathroom noise generators, thus a noise generator that comes on automatically would be the best solution. I'm very good with electrical circuitry, and want to put a noise generator in the ceiling controlled by a motion detector set to run for 10 to 15 minutes.,Also, based on what you know, how much better sound absorption is there with a solid-core door versus a hollow door?I've found several schematics on the Internet for building low-voltage white noise generators, but they don't provide me with much information about the frequency or decibels of the sound they create. There are also hobby kits available on the Internet for low cost, but again they don't identify the sound generated.

author: IDEngineer
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 07:04:32 am
content: Masking sound (really, any signal) almost always has to be at the receiving end. Just because it masks what the transmitter (you) can hear does NOT mean it masks what a receiver (she) can hear. There are too many secondary paths, acoustic and conducted and otherwise. Two sound sources at the same point rarely mask each other, as has been noted herein.If this is really an issue, you're probably headed for a combination of suppression (via absorptive insulation in the walls and ceiling) and sound generators *outside* the bathroom, between you and the listener.If you're truly serious, the best approach to starting the soundproofing process is to build the walls like a sound studio. Presume an existing wall with studs on 16in centers. You add another set of studs also on 16in centers but offset from the existing studs, and also offset by an inch or so along the width axis of the wall. This is often done using 2x6's for the floor and ceiling plates, with each set of 2x4's flush to opposite sides of the 2x6's. Then one side's sheetrock lays on one set of studs, and the other side of sheetrock lies on the other set of studs. This removes the conductive path between the two "transducers" (layers of sheetrock). We've done this with TV rooms in our houses and it's amazing how much attenuation you can achieve.It is possible to retrofit this into existing walls but obviously you'll lose an inch or so of floorspace on each wall.

author: magic
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 08:31:52 am
content: As far as I understand, the purpose of the system is to be heard by the wife inside, so that she thinks that her farts aren't heard outside.Just make it loud inside, no point overengineering any further

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 11:54:16 am
content: Thanks for the input. When the house was being renovated and the wall was open, I considered this, and would have used sound-absorbing mineral wool. I think most of the sound transmission is through the door. I'll probably replace the bathroom door, but don't think that will be enough for my wife's very sensitive ears.

author: MarkF
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 12:43:18 pm
content: Go old school.Build an 'out house' in the back yard with a half moon cut in the door.

author: Zero999
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 12:50:23 pm
content: Quote from: Circlotron on April 18, 2024, 01:40:13 amThe problem with that approach is that under certain atmospheric conditions, the radio might pick up distant stations, which are normally undetectable.Quote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 06:13:34 amPink noise is normally recommended for masking.What's wrong with your existing noise generator? Connect it to the lighting circuit, via a suitable fuse and power supply.

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 01:05:15 pm
content: Thanks for the advice. Looking at the Dohm unit, it appears as though its primary purpose is to help with insomnia. Can it be dialed up enough to mask the bathroom noises.I've been using a plug-in LectroFan. It's ok, but if it looses power, it won't come back on automatically when power is restored, and when you turn it back on by hitting it's on button, it goes back to its default setting for sound type and volume. I want a unit that comes on and off with a motion-activated switch near the toilet.I contacted Dohm to see if their units would be more suitable. They responded that their units come on the same way as the LectroFan - you have to hit the "on" button.

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 01:30:58 pm
content: I know what you're talking about with regards to the physical sound-proofing. I built a home theater when this house was renovated and fully soundproofed that as you described using double-wall framing and sound-absorbing mineral wool. It's wonderful.The problem for the bathroom isn't as simple. The size of the wall between the bathroom and bedroom is about 35 square feet. Seventeen square feet of that is a hollow-core door, and I figure that about 3 square feet inside the wall is taken up by studs and the header over the door. I think I'll start by installing a solid door.If needed, I can also drill some holes to shoot cellulose insulation into the 15 square feet of wall cavity, but I'm not sure that will help much because the relative size of the "treated" area is so small.

author: eutectique
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 02:41:13 pm
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 05:39:53 amInsome culturesmen urinate sitting down.A sound-masking option could be anOtohimedevice.

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 05:08:31 pm
content: The recommendation to get a Toto Otohime is the winner! Although it isn't hard-wired, and won't come on automatically, it was designed specifically for what I hope to achieve.The interesting thing is thatotohimesare only available in Japan and they're covered in instructions in Japanese. I've decided not to go to Japan to get a unit, but was able to buy one on eBay.Thanks to all who helped with my quest. Thanks also for the other humorous suggestions I could quickly expunge.Please don't stop posting!

author: reboots
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 06:36:51 pm
content: How about a fountain which creates competing sounds, rather than masking noise?https://www.pyleaudio.com/sku/SLTWF85LED/

author: eutectique
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 07:42:56 pm
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 05:08:31 pmMy pleasureQuote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 05:08:31 pm

author: Gyro
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 07:49:05 pm
content: Quote from: eutectique on April 19, 2024, 02:41:13 pmIn men of a certain age, it also frees up both hands for the newspaper whilst waiting for the flow to commence.

author: themadhippy
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 07:52:32 pm
content: Quotewho says us men cant multitask

author: sparkydog
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 19, 2024, 08:33:21 pm
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 05:39:53 amOne of the sounds you're trying to mask is probably similar tothis.Well, you could just "double down" and play the above or something similar. Of course, this may be counterproductive.You can try to mask that with pink/brown noise. (Usein a second tab to play around with what that might sound like!) Frankly, I wasn't impressed.Thisseems slightly less objectionable, but IMHO the most pleasing results come from trying toharmonizewith the running-water sounds rather than simply drown them out. To that end, I came up withthis(which includes running-water noise; I'd keep that because, even though it "adds" the very noise you're trying to hide, having those sounds always present should make the actual noises you're trying to disguise less noticeable).Unfortunately, the...otherproblem noise is, well, more of a problem. Because it's subject to much more variability in terms of volume, pitch and duration, it's hard to blend it with something else. You potentially need a fair bit of raw volume if you're going to effectively mask it, and the sorts of sounds that will do the job are much less pleasing than the semi-pastoral sounds from my suggestion for dealing with the first sort of noise.

author: MichiganMark
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: April 20, 2024, 01:08:15 am
content: You still get a printed newspaper?!

author: antenna
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 20, 2024, 02:08:48 am
content: Quote from: eutectique on April 19, 2024, 02:41:13 pmNot to go off topic, but I clicked the link because, for some reason, I was curious enough to and I was shocked by the responses to that thread. I had no idea it was that common for guys to sit down to pee lol. I always stood, but with my excellent aim and billiards skills, I always shoot for the dry part above the water where the ceramic is at a steep angle so any droplets did a bank shot into the water. Plus, at that angle, the surface tension helps minimize spatter anyhow. Never had a problem with piss getting where it shouldn't that way. However, having a few German friends and reading that, the expectation to sit is really going to mess with my head now.

author: 5U4GB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 20, 2024, 03:16:54 pm
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 05:39:53 amI think you need to fit the sounds to the activity. My suggestion:QuoteHandel's Water Music.Quote1812 Overture (finale).

author: themadhippy
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 20, 2024, 04:06:56 pm
content: QuoteQuote

author: NiHaoMike
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timestamp: April 20, 2024, 11:40:46 pm
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 19, 2024, 05:39:53 amAim a little off to the side, not only will it be a lot quieter but it also cuts down on splashing.

author: Teledog
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 21, 2024, 01:37:43 am
content: I'd suggest an audio output of "Brown Noise";https://youtu.be/RqzGzwTY-6w

author: 5U4GB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 21, 2024, 02:29:25 am
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 20, 2024, 01:08:15 amSure, you can use it twice in the bathroom, once before, once after.

author: EPAIII
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 21, 2024, 10:31:26 am
content: Well, I'm a guy and I sit all the time. Things stay cleaner that way.As for the solid core door, it may help, but if you are going to go to the trouble of replacing it, I would look for one that is sound rated. They aren't cheap, but they beat the heck out of a solid core one for stopping the transmission of sound.Other ways of decreasing the sound are sound absorbing panels in the room and real, not DIY home supply store, acoustic ceiling tiles. The holes in the DIY ceiling tiles may look neat, but when you check the acoustic ratings you find they do almost nothing. There are professional materials that actually work.Likewise for fiberglass or other common insulation materials. They are for heat, not sound. A double stud wall is the first thing that works. Then some real sound absorbing material between those studs.Some equipment you may want to look at. None seem to have any Start buttons but you will need to add amplifier and speakers (or amplified speakers):https://www.markertek.com/product/st-ng1/rdl-st-ng1-white-and-pink-noise-generator?gad_source=5&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo66L2onThQMV2DbUAR0SdQD2EAQYAyABEgIAs_D_BwEhttps://rdlweb.s3.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/downloads/datasheets/st-ng1.pdfhttps://www.sweetwater.com/c1200--Eurorack_Modules?highlight=Behr25001016&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organicpla&seoslug=behringer-1016-dual-noise-random-voltage-generator-eurorack-module&catrollup=498/1199/1200&mrkgadid=&mrkgcl=28&mrkgen=gpla&mrkgbflag=1&mrkgcat=drums&percussion&acctid=21700000001645388&dskeywordid=&lid=58700008695591288&dsproductgroupid=&product_id=Behr25001016&prodctry=US&prodlang=en&channel=online&storeid=&device=c&network=x&matchtype=&adpos=largenumber&locationid=9027887&creative=&targetid=&campaignid=21161059808&awsearchcpc=&gad_source=5&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo66L2onThQMV2DbUAR0SdQD2EAQYBCABEgKYGvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.dsI had many more hits when I simply searched for "pink noise generator".

author: BILLPOD
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 21, 2024, 05:16:10 pm
content: Quote from: Gyro on April 19, 2024, 07:49:05 pmMy prostrate also prompts the use of sitting, but also: "Drops of urine can splash up to 36 inches from the toilet, landing on a wall, mirror, or, god forbid, even your toothbrush."

author: donlisms
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 21, 2024, 05:24:05 pm
content: I confess I haven't read all of the postings; some I've only skimmed. You guys are funny! Well... some of you.A couple things came to mind, perhaps going over old ground. Or things everybody already knows. (Sorry.)The original objection to "white" noise was because the energy is distributed linearly, while our perception of sound is logarithmic. So there's the same energy from 100 to 200 Hz, and from 1000 to 1100, and 1100 to 1200, and so on.Our ears hear the bit from 100 to 200, and compare it to the bit between 1000 and 2000, which is one white slice compared to ten. The high frequency chunk wins. By a lot.So pink noise is equal energy in the 100 to 200 and the 1000 to 2000 bands. Nicely balanced for us humans and many of our sounds. (Including music, the prototype of all that is wonderful.)I've heard of brown noise, but reject the premise. I don't think it applies here, anyway. Pink noise has an appropriate rumble.If the attenuation between the source and the destination is 20dB, which it very well could be, the actual power difference is a factor if 100. So 1 watt at the destination end is equivalent to 100 watts at the source end. Something to think about.The amount of sound leaking through a door versus through the little gap around the door can also be a little surprising. You will find most of it is through that little gap, not the broad expanse of the panel.Were it me, then, my first guess, my current thinking, would be in line with some of the others:- some experimentation will be required.- Insulate the gap around the door and see what that gets me.- Mask the sound at the destination end rather than creating a potentially uncomfortable experience at the source. Remember... the sound intensity for the listener would be the same in either case.- Use a modified pink noise. We certainly won't need response down to sub bass; rolling off the low frequencies could be as simple as using a less-than-stellar speaker. "Low enough" is all we're after. The highs will take care of themselves.- Consider (seriously consider) just leaving it on, rather than trying to synchronize with the main event. (Those of us with tinnitus just leave it in always.) one benefit is that other annoying noises get masked, too. You could... try it, even if it seems kinda "nnnnnnyeh" at first thought.- If not continuous, the problem becomes remote switching or automation or something. And soft-start - a sudden "on" of masking sound, no matter how it's done, will be a distracting disturbance in itself. As will "off." So volume ramping might increase the quality of the result, in addition to contributing to our primary goal: making life more complicated.I do love the basic problem. I've mixed live sound my whole life, and decisions about whether two sounds should be blended and making something truly merged, or keeping them separate and clearly distinguishable, is fundamental to the mix. And the applications of the principles are everywhere... neighbors in apartments, trying to get work done, and so on.

author: CarlosGarcia
author_rank: Newbie
timestamp: May 23, 2024, 07:37:54 pm
content: amplify, rotate phase 180 degrees and add

author: Smokey
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: May 23, 2024, 08:04:00 pm
content: Am I really the first one to say this??? Never Constipated Again!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note"The brown note, also sometimes called the brown frequency or brown noise, is a hypothetical infrasonic frequency capable of causing fecal incontinence by creating acoustic resonance in the human bowel."(.... yes I know it's not a real thing ...)

author: vk6zgo
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timestamp: May 24, 2024, 12:54:18 am
content: Quote from: MichiganMark on April 20, 2024, 01:08:15 amYou can't wipe your backside with an iPad in an emergency!

author: Smokey
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timestamp: May 24, 2024, 04:50:50 am
content: Quote from: vk6zgo on May 24, 2024, 12:54:18 am.... challenge accepted!

author: themadhippy
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timestamp: May 24, 2024, 10:23:14 am
content: Quotecant do a worse job than thetracingtoilet paper we had at school