bad pun/joke - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: grifftech
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 03:35:10 am
content: what did the light bulb say to the light switch? You turn me on

author: rickselectricalprojects
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 03:36:05 am
content: engineers do it with frequencyelectricians do it until it hertz

author: unitedatoms
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 03:43:02 am
content: Two atoms are walking.- Hey you just stole an electron from me!- Are you sure ?- I am positive!

author: Mechanical Menace
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 04:07:57 am
content: Guy walks in to a bar and says "Give me 10 times what everyone else is having." The barman replies "Well that's an order of magnitude..."

author: retrolefty
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 05:18:53 am
content: Ham radio operator with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.."where did you get that" asks the bartender."Dayton" says the parrot.

author: Halcyon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 08:01:21 am
content: There are only 10 types of people in the world; Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

author: alanb
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 08:59:01 am
content: A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

author: TheElectricChicken
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 04:32:11 pm
content: advertising on the side of an electricians' vehicle " Let us remove your shorts ! "

author: T3sl4co1l
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: August 24, 2015, 11:57:03 pm
content: Neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink. "How much?""For you, no charge."

author: nctnico
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: August 25, 2015, 12:22:36 am
content: What still sucks when broken? A vacuum cleaner...

author: WZOLL
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: August 25, 2015, 01:42:15 am
content: Why shouldn't you let glass drive a train? It's a bad conductor.

author: c4757p
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: August 25, 2015, 04:55:49 pm
content: This one deserves a paste in from #eevblog:Code:* Baljem hires a large male deer to stand near c4757p and poke him with his antlers at a sensible bedtime, and as an alarm clock* Baljem files this idea under 'sleep regulator (buck)'

author: grifftech
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: November 02, 2015, 11:41:23 pm
content: What do you call a bag full of spheres? A ball sack.

author: N2IXK
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: November 03, 2015, 12:39:57 am
content: There's always this old piece....Quote

author: rolycat
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: November 03, 2015, 02:24:15 am
content: Deja vu:https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/lame-joke-time/

author: crispy_tofu
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: November 03, 2015, 06:21:31 am
content: Quote from: rolycat on November 03, 2015, 02:24:15 amThere's been so many duplicate threads recently, is it a glitch in the Matrix?

author: Galenbo
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: November 03, 2015, 08:28:23 am
content: Did you already turn your bomb an hour back?

author: grifftech
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: November 06, 2015, 12:18:03 am
content: Wow slot of bad puns . I mean alot of bad puns