Guitar pedal schematic mistaken as 5G implant in covoid vaccine - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: bd139
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 04, 2021, 09:27:48 pm
content: This is just hilarious and shows how absolutely batshit stupid people are.https://www.musictech.net/news/covid-19-vaccine-5g-chip-boss-metal-zone-guitar-pedal/

author: Ed.Kloonk
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 04, 2021, 09:44:34 pm
content: Circling the drain.

author: PlainName
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 04, 2021, 10:28:08 pm
content: They are right that being surreptitiously injected with that would be bad news.

author: BU508A
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 09:07:17 am
content: @bd139Dang!You were faster than me, was going to post it in the other thread.Edit:Link to twitter:https://twitter.com/mariofusco/status/1343547724013187072

author: BravoV
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 09:15:05 am
content: I guess most guitarists will rush to get it asap ?

author: BU508A
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 09:19:14 am
content: jep.

author: langwadt
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 10:06:52 am
content: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

author: janoc
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 01:03:03 pm
content: Quote from: bd139 on January 04, 2021, 09:27:48 pmI would correct that title, though. They didn't "mistake" it for it, they are intentionally misleading the gullible with it. The schematic was obviously doctored to put that "5G" and "confidential" nonsense there. That doesn't happen by mistake.Let's stop giving these dangerous morons the slack, they are literally costing people lives.

author: Terry Bites
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 04:10:41 pm
content: I'm happy to announce a free downloadable vaccine that is guaranteed virus free.You will have to pay for the 5G subscription.

author: CJay
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 04:29:28 pm
content: Quote from: bd139 on January 04, 2021, 09:27:48 pmBad enough being injected with a guitar pedal, can you imagine what would happen if they turn it up to 11?

author: coppice
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 04:41:40 pm
content: Wouldn't it be cool to have chips so small they could go into a normal sized hypodermic syringe needle. Things like the tracking chips injected into pets require a needle with a >2mm bore.

author: SiliconWizard
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 04:50:51 pm
content: Quote from: coppice on January 05, 2021, 04:41:40 pmAhah, indeed. Oh, and it's not just the size. The chip should not only be small enough, but small enough in a packaging that's fully biocompatible and doesn't get destroyed within a few minutes to a few hours by our immune system.And that said, people should really stop using Twitter anyway. The amount of crap on this is mind-boggling.

author: AndyC_772
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 04:58:48 pm
content: Quote from: coppice on January 05, 2021, 04:41:40 pm...and have an effective range of about 6 inches.There are easier ways to detect and track me from 6 inches away

author: bd139
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 05:09:23 pm
content: If you made the pills 0.22" across and used a pyrotechnic syringe at a distance it'd work.

author: langwadt
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 05:14:35 pm
content: Quote from: bd139 on January 05, 2021, 05:09:23 pmand if you aim right it is easy to track people after than, they stop moving

author: CJay
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 05:29:37 pm
content: Quote from: SiliconWizard on January 05, 2021, 04:50:51 pmTBH, it looks like somebody's idea of a prank got a bit out of hand, all it takes is a few morons with reach to make this sort of thing viral, for a giggle take a look at @raf_luton and see how many morons fall for their obvious jokes, their bio even says 'parody'

author: coppice
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 05:42:26 pm
content: Quote from: bd139 on January 05, 2021, 05:09:23 pmAh shoot. I never thought of that. You must be gunning for a big market with that idea.

author: langwadt
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2021, 05:56:12 pm
content: Quote from: coppice on January 05, 2021, 05:42:26 pmwe'll have everyone vaccinated in no time,https://youtu.be/pHKOYu1Sr-4

author: SiliconWizard
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 03:54:19 pm
content: Quote from: CJay on January 05, 2021, 05:29:37 pmYep. I was just commenting on the general idea of how hard it would be to make an implantable chip that small, whatever they actually implement, due to biocompatibility reasons, something I think many people do not realize, including educated people that just happen not to know much about implantable devices - which I guess is the overwhelming majority.Regarding the prank itself, I think it's all related to the other "1984" thread. We can see that a large number of people have an increasingly hard time telling facts from lunacies, but also pranks from "honest" conspiracy. So there are people falling for that on both sides, either to believe in them or to fight them. This is what I find really concerning, an increasing lack of discernment.

author: Terry Bites
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 04:07:25 pm
content: Wah Wah Waaaah!Listen to the voice of experience. Its all Voodoo Child. Pedal On!

author: Syntax Error
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 05:54:03 pm
content: Kerrang guys.Nano tech has been around since the 1960s. Back then, and only using slide rules, scientists created a paramecium sized Raquel Welch to ride inside a microscopic submarine made of promethium. This was theninjectedinto a man's body. It's true, it's on the internet...https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_VoyageAlt.facts

author: Cyberdragon
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 06:58:56 pm
content: I hope they've fixed the time constraint issue then. Otherwise all the guitar pedals you get injected with will unshrink after an hour and you'll burst.

author: bd139
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 09:42:19 pm
content: I'd pay good money to see that happen to some people I know.

author: BU508A
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 10:32:50 pm
content: Quote from: bd139 on January 06, 2021, 09:42:19 pmWhy do you know such unpleasant people?

author: coppice
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 06, 2021, 10:40:28 pm
content: Quote from: BU508A on January 06, 2021, 10:32:50 pmI expect he works for a living.

author: bd139
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 07, 2021, 08:12:46 am
content: Correct!

author: Halcyon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: January 07, 2021, 08:57:39 am
content: Maybe it would make me better at music? Bring it on I say!

author: BU508A
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 07, 2021, 09:16:09 am
content: like this?

author: bd139
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 07, 2021, 11:44:35 am
content: That reminds me of a neighbour I had who thought he could sing and thought he could play the guitar, particularly at around 1AM in the morning. I informed him that he couldn't rather loudly through his letterbox.

author: Ed.Kloonk
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 07, 2021, 12:02:15 pm
content: Quote from: bd139 on January 07, 2021, 11:44:35 amA musical amputee. Can't hold a note. Can't carry a tune.