Kangaroos are assholes - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: PeterG
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 01, 2012, 10:37:25 pm
content: All Australians know you never approach a kangaroo or turn your back on one. They are not as friendly as they look.Regards

author: Fraser
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 01, 2012, 10:38:19 pm
content: Kangaroos and Wallabies are amazing animals... they appear to have a sense of humour as well...... admit it, you liked to see the guy pushed in the water, the fact that a Kangaroo did it makes it all the betterAurora

author: IanB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 01, 2012, 10:58:49 pm
content: The wallabies that live in the UK seem to be much more docile than that kangaroo however. Mostly they seem to behave like two legged sheep.

author: PeterG
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 01, 2012, 11:15:22 pm
content: Quote from: IanB on April 01, 2012, 10:58:49 pmThere are wallabies living in the UK?Regards

author: Ajahn Lambda
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 12:10:54 am
content: They're not as bad as the giant rats we have here in the 'States.And for some reason, we keep electing them to public offices.

author: Unknown
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 12:48:57 am
content: It seems like kangaroos know an asshole when they see one

author: IanB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 01:14:35 am
content: Quote from: PeterG on April 01, 2012, 11:15:22 pmFrom time to time they escape from zoos or parks and form wild colonies, or in the case of Whipsnade they are allowed to roam freely in the park. Apparently they don't like cold winters, so when there are especially severe winters they tend to get reduced or wiped out.http://www.uknatureblog.com/2011/05/uk-wallabies.html

author: Mechatrommer
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 03:00:18 am
content: snake, scorpion and centipedes are assholes. kangaroos, cats and dogs are nicer.

author: GeoffS
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 03:37:49 am
content: You mean arsehole, assholes are American.

author: G7PSK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 07:27:21 am
content: To the best of my knowledge Ass do not live in holes or burrows. What is it the Americans are drinking that they think they do!

author: PeterG
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 07:33:34 am
content: Quote from: G7PSK on April 02, 2012, 07:27:21 amYou probably don't want to know.....Regards

author: mobbarley
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 11:12:38 am
content: I was expecting this:

author: david77
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 12:08:47 pm
content: The French are weird. I hope the two coppers hurt him a bit, prat deserves it.

author: Spawn
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: April 02, 2012, 02:58:15 pm
content: Quote from: david77 on April 02, 2012, 12:08:47 pmI dont know about French, but coppers dont hurt anyone around here, they first call for a back-up and when back-up arives they call another back-up till the guy is not around any more, so they dont need to deal with him....

author: graynomad
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: April 03, 2012, 03:57:42 am
content: A bit funny but of that guy did anything like that to me he'd get a smack in the pouch.As for real kangaroos, either stay out of reach or get in VERY close.______Rob

author: MikeK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: April 06, 2012, 04:00:14 pm
content: Quote from: Spawn on April 02, 2012, 02:58:15 pmIn the US we have the opposite. Cops kill people for any old reason. One cop in my city tasered an old man who was laying on the sofa in his own house. Plenty of others have shot and killed unarmed people. We deride the French, but they're more civil than we are.