Forget the Juicero, you need a glass of raw water - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: engineer_in_shorts
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: January 04, 2018, 10:35:14 pm
content: This guy goes from wtf to WTFhttps://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/fear-tap-water-is-a-toxic-plot-to-control-your-mind-heres-the-water-for-you/

author: Halcyon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: January 04, 2018, 10:43:41 pm
content: Now with added Cholera!

author: Maxlor
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: January 04, 2018, 11:10:48 pm
content: While their ridiculous claims are bs, the concept of avoiding tap water or buying spring water at elevated prices isn't exactly new? There is a market for bottled water, I wonder why they didn't just go there instead of opening themselves to attack like this.

author: Avacee
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: January 04, 2018, 11:17:50 pm
content: QuoteBy selling Spring Water he avoids all that annoying FDA oversight.And don't under-estimate the health benefits derived from the extreme weight loss and intestinal purging caused by 100% organic, naturally occurring CholeraNeighbour of mine was a classic goatie-sporting, sandal-wearing, latte quaffing, apple-worshipping, walking stereotype .. until he got Brucellosis from raw milk.Lost 3 stone in weight, partial use of his left arm, and all respect for the organic lifestyle.

author: Cyberdragon
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 01:05:11 am
content: What a fucking idiot!QuoteWe ought to make him drink just that. This kind of woowoo bullshit can kill! Don't worry, Darwin will get him if he keeps this up. I hope his ass gets full of worms and they erupt from him like an Alien movie.

author: amyk
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 01:16:50 am
content: Why "raw water"? Because "dirty water" doesn't sound good for the marketingIt reminds me of this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Ore_Revigator

author: Ampera
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 01:31:53 am
content: I've got a better one.Start eating raw chicken! The micro-organisms living inside the bird can give you greater energy and a boosted spirit. Don't waste your time with cooked chicken as the browning process activates a reagent inside the bird that causes the spirit of Vladimir Lenin to awaken inside of you and forces you to start a second October revolution.

author: Brumby
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 01:46:26 am
content: Quote from: TwoOfFive on January 05, 2018, 01:31:53 amThe Hunt For Red OctoberGreat movie.

author: Bud
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 02:11:56 am
content: No no no, do not break the rules! This thread must end with either Hitler or North Korea.

author: Ampera
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 02:30:57 am
content: Quote from: Bud on January 05, 2018, 02:11:56 amHow about North Korea's attempt to reincarnate Hitler into a mechanical fighting robot to take down the world, Wolf 3D style?

author: Halcyon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: January 05, 2018, 03:34:02 am
content: Quote from: Bud on January 05, 2018, 02:11:56 am