Creepy Ebay item - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: EEVblog
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 01:04:44 pm
content: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Meti-iStan-Patient-Medical-Simulator-wireless-suit-Paramedic-ER-Training-/262083433862

author: Zucca
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 01:17:44 pm
content: What were you looking for to get that?

author: GNU_Ninja
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 01:32:05 pm
content: These CPR dummies are cheaper, if you only need a torso and head rather than a whole cadaver.BTW, are batteries included?http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Laerdal-Cpr-Manequin/

author: PedroDaGr8
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 02:08:23 pm
content: There are things that are worse:http://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White/dp/B0083Y0W26/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=0YW848W4Z14NV46XW3CB&dpID=31Qqp4wNZyL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_Then there is also this:http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Silicone-Hybrid-Lubricant/dp/B00SZ3O6OU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1444916437&sr=8-1&keywords=barrel+of+lubeYup, a 55 gallon drum of sex lube.Looking at the "related items" on the drum of lube is INTERESTING:How to date a white womanLatex mask with built in condomNatural Harvest: A collection of semen based recipes

author: AF6LJ
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 02:10:23 pm
content: There are a fair number of white men who could use the last one listed there.

author: PTR_1275
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 02:12:14 pm
content: I came across the other day, I don't think my mates that I showed will ever look at me the same.

author: xrunner
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 02:20:51 pm
content: Maybe it's an erectile dysfunction test dummy?

author: noidea
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 02:27:21 pm
content: Quote from: zucca on October 15, 2015, 01:17:44 pmAs well as weird stuff like that they sell a lot of test equipment too.The seller has six of them to sell you have to wonder how much they originally paid for them, really who in their right mind would go out buy six of them just to flog on ebay

author: HighVoltage
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 07:12:34 pm
content: You look at weird really stuff.And I thought I was weird by constantly looking at test and measurement instruments on ebay.

author: rx8pilot
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 07:15:58 pm
content: My computer is now broken.

author: SeanB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 07:57:13 pm
content: I can buy the kits used for that circumcision off the shelf, as here it is a common practise, as certain groups practise male circumcision at around age 13, and there are always a few deaths every year, and even more cases of the job going wrong and the results being gangrene. Thus earlier this year the first full penile transplant, and the recipient is happy as it now works fully, having been tested as it were in the field.Kit is a few bandages, some swabs, a disposable scalpel, some topical anaesthetic and some instructions on care and handling of the cut area.

author: timb
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 08:05:04 pm
content: I wonder if the dummy has a working rectum? As a former EMT, you'd be surprised at the number of people that get things stuck back there. Rect'um? Damn near killed em!(Anyone remember the "Ass Box" from the show Scrubs that they kept items pulled from people in? I know two hospitals that have something similar. A third keeps a collection of X-Rays.)And yes, during my EMT training, we used a similar dummy. It didn't have a peen though. It did have an uncanny valley face . Those cold, dead eyes... I had to give it mouth to mouth.Sent from my Tablet

author: Lightages
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 08:20:31 pm
content: After starting this topic, I don't :-DDthink Dave nor the moderators can ever claim a subject to be off topic for these forums.

author: crispy_tofu
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 08:25:17 pm
content: Oh... oh my.

author: PA0PBZ
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 08:39:23 pm
content: So why does it have a shot wound in the chest?

author: gildasd
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 15, 2015, 09:08:12 pm
content: Quote from: PA0PBZ on October 15, 2015, 08:39:23 pmIt's an American model? (Sorry for the cheap shot - some idiot had to type it, and I'm that idiot)

author: AF6LJ
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 01:00:19 am
content: Quote from: gildasd on October 15, 2015, 09:08:12 pmNot offended here, as a matter of fact it was funny as hell.But then again....I live in the People's Republic of Kalifornia, FEMA Region Nine.

author: Rasz
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 01:19:30 am
content: thats not creepy, you want creepy?http://sharon-wright.squarespace.com/toystories/2015/10/7/skinning-a-sex-doll-nsfwthis is 'art' btw, not pr0n

author: rx8pilot
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 02:07:03 am
content: Quote from: gildasd on October 15, 2015, 09:08:12 pmI am from Texas (currently California) and can't argue with that joke. We are by far our own biggest enemy. The USA spends trillions defending us from the outside so that we have the freedom to kill ourselves in massive numbers. Makes sense.

author: AF6LJ
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 02:32:56 am
content: Quote from: Rasz on October 16, 2015, 01:19:30 amNow I am going to have nightmares.

author: EEVblog
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:00:58 am
content: Quote from: zucca on October 15, 2015, 01:17:44 pmFront page recommended item

author: rickselectricalprojects
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:08:09 am
content: i opened that link on my school computer

author: JoeB83
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:30:05 am
content: Quote from: PedroDaGr8 on October 15, 2015, 02:08:23 pmWhat.The.Fuck.

author: JoeB83
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:30:54 am
content: Quote from: rickselectricalprojects on October 16, 2015, 04:08:09 amI'm sorry, but

author: SeanB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:39:02 am
content: Look at the listing, the source is a military training program. There the most common injuries ( aside from the usual falls and vehicular trauma) are penetrating wounds, from either bullets, knives or shrapnel. A hole in the chest is pretty common, and the height is where a typical impact absorbing vest with an insert has minimal protection.

author: crispy_tofu
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:40:04 am
content: Quote from: EEVblog on October 16, 2015, 04:00:58 amHmmmm...Could it be from all those military scopes and meters?Quote from: Rasz on October 16, 2015, 01:19:30 amThanks, very nice work of 'art'.Quote from: JoeB83 on October 16, 2015, 04:30:54 amhopefully it was blocked by the overzealous school filters

author: Vgkid
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 03:47:48 pm
content: Quote from: Rasz on October 16, 2015, 01:19:30 amI found that really cool.

author: Mark
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:06:15 pm
content: Time to clear my internet history

author: Simon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:16:46 pm
content: Quote from: Lightages on October 15, 2015, 08:20:31 pmWnna betfunny how the penis needed to be jointed, did they need an "errect option" ?

author: Godzil
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:23:42 pm
content: The answer is easy, Dave was searching for a human body to teardown

author: Simon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:24:43 pm
content: Quote from: Godzil on October 16, 2015, 04:23:42 pmhahahahahaha 2 forum pages before someone realized

author: langwadt
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:35:51 pm
content: Quote from: SeanB on October 15, 2015, 07:57:13 pmUtterly disgusting that chopping stuff off kids for no purpose what so ever is still legal

author: Simon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:38:02 pm
content: Yep, we have such a fuss and campaings over "female circumcision" as it is utterly deplorable but for boys it's pointless these days.

author: SeanB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 04:47:04 pm
content: Reason for the flexible male appendage is that part of the training involves the use of a catheter, which strangely enough for a guy has to be at least 30cm long to reach the bladder. You need to have the catheter to drain unconscious people, otherwise they might back up and then cause kidney failure. That reflex is very ingrained in the body to hold the urethra closed. Also means less chances of nappy rash in addition to bed sores, when you are wearing adult diapers.Those are not nice to change.

author: TerraHertz
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 10:17:49 pm
content: Quote from: EEVblog on October 15, 2015, 01:04:44 pmAt first I miss-parsed the title, asPatient Medical Simulatorwireless suitParamedic ER Training. Imagining the thing walking around under wireless remote control. And it appears the genital area is an independent moving part. An entirely new concept in zombie monsters.Yeah, my imagination...But hey, does the entire skin really come right off?Halloween costume needs sorted!Edit to add:Quote from: Simon on October 16, 2015, 04:24:43 pmWhy pay good money and a huge shipping fee, when he could just visit a graveyard late at night with a shovel?Sort of like dumpster diving really.

author: crispy_tofu
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 16, 2015, 11:37:04 pm
content: Special Halloween teardown?(just kidding, I know most people aren't into this kind of stuff)

author: rickselectricalprojects
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 01:37:55 am
content: Quote from: crispy_tofu on October 16, 2015, 04:40:04 amnope, it wasn't blocked as ebay isn't blocked (thankfully, ebay gives me something to do during religion class) but nothing is blocked on internet explorer on my school computers since no one uses explorer (i use chrome) . people have been busted on all the major porn sites, 4chan, YouTube and social media websites using explorer. how ever later that day i got an pop up for a "skeleboner" adult costume for sale on ebay

author: rickselectricalprojects
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 01:42:46 am
content: Quote from: JoeB83 on October 16, 2015, 04:30:54 amyeah, i thought it was pretty funny and my friends who i was sitting next to though it was pretty funny as well.

author: crispy_tofu
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 02:08:44 am
content: Quote from: rickselectricalprojects on October 17, 2015, 01:37:55 amI'm guessing you go to some kind of private school... think of us in the public schools that can't access any of the above!(at least the EEVBlog isn't blocked)

author: rickselectricalprojects
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 09:11:13 am
content: Quote from: crispy_tofu on October 17, 2015, 02:08:44 amyep, i go to a private school and if i ever want to look at something that's banned i just use internet explorer and yes i am lucky that eevblog isn't blocked because this forum gives me something to do during religion class

author: Deathwish
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 09:34:23 am
content: Say what you like but to me, finding one of those outside of a medical centre or training establishment is cause for concern to me. Too many dodgy people with evil fetishes etc around.

author: crispy_tofu
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 09:49:59 am
content: Quote from: Deathwish on October 17, 2015, 09:34:23 amI agree.eek, gives me the shiversHas anyone else seen that it comes with a travel case? How would you carry it? It's 56 KILOGRAMS(and why? I get it's for the military, but what needs would an individual have for this? other than what Deathwish mentioned)

author: gildasd
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2015, 05:08:39 pm
content: Quote from: crispy_tofu on October 17, 2015, 09:49:59 amAs part of the medical - first aid - evacuation classes, we trained with this kind of doll.They are quite common, but ours was specialized for drowning, CO2 inhalation and suffocation - not getting shot in the chest with a Deeeezerteeegle over an Xbox argument. With it, we also learnt how to break the sternum cartilage for extreme resuscitation attempts and played with a live defibrillator (don't touch the metal bits with wet fingers).