Off-Topic Rant: News Headlines - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: Unknown
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 01:12:22 am
content: I just thought I'd share something that shits me and I've noticed becoming more and more common: News headlines that begin with..."You've been doing _____ all wrong...""This is the news youneedto know...""Things you didn't know about _____".I'm sorry, when did you morons begin reading my thoughts? What happened to quality journalism?Of course I know why they're doing it; To get clicks and revenue through advertising.It also has the opposite effect on me: I won't click on it because you lot (the publishers) are insulting my intelligence. It's at that time I switch off from your website and refer to a reputable source of news without the bullshit (ABC News 24, SBS News or similar).I put that sort of rubbish in the same category as poorly designed animating GIFs which tell me I'm the 1,000,000th visitor and I've won a prize! Idiots!

author: Unknown
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 08:28:01 am
content: They really are appealing to the lowest common denominator these days aren't they?

author: bookaboo
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 09:17:34 am
content: Supposedly the most clicked ads are served more often in an almost darwinian way. Says a lot about the average mentality.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29322578

author: DenzilPenberthy
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 09:50:23 am
content: Hehe, click here to learn how this one weird trick can increase your ad revenue

author: Simon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 10:03:01 am
content: Yes they are designed for people who don't have much intelligence and waste much of their time trying to be better than others and want to learn cheap easy "tricks". Simple solution, don't even bother to click or read and annoy yourself. It's because they get clicked on that they still exist.

author: EEVblog
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 10:12:36 am
content: Let me guess, Today Tonight & A Current Affair?

author: BillyD
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 11:09:18 am
content: Quote from: Halon on October 17, 2014, 01:12:22 amcompletely agree. And similarly more and more headlines have to state the number of bloody items in the article, lest anyone might not have the attention span to start reading them. Eg:"The 5 anti-wrinkle creams never to use.""The four steps to avoid builders arse.""Three signs that Ireland is being run by a complete f***wit."Grrr.

author: Simon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 06:20:26 pm
content: Quote from: mojo-chan on October 17, 2014, 05:00:41 pmAnd I'll bet the article would not even tell you! that's the whole point, keep em gagging, and they never realize their being manipulated....

author: suicidaleggroll
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 06:47:59 pm
content: This has been going on for years on US TV news networks."Tonight at 10, could your dishwasher KILL YOU???"Then you watch the show, and there's a 30 second segment buried in the middle saying "No, it can't".TV, web, It's all the same now...viewer-bait, click-bait...they're all just appealing to the lowest common denominator, which I why I don't bother watching the news or reading 99% of "news" websites. I do miss out on legitimate news stories from time to time, but at least I'm not throwing my TV or computer through the window every other day.

author: Simon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 06:49:46 pm
content: I don't have a TV or watch it on any other media and only listen to sensible radio. I don't have time for crap.

author: Unknown
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 08:47:22 pm
content: Quote from: suicidaleggroll on October 17, 2014, 06:47:59 pmYou just made my day!

author: IconicPCB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 17, 2014, 08:59:53 pm
content: The dishwasher example is stupid compared to lack of honesty in reporting on matters whihc wight lead to serious consequences such as for example the influence right wing fascist parties have had in the current Ukrainian developments and subsequent anti Russian politics.Point in case Mr Abbot's "shirtfronting " commentary. If Mr Putin were anything but a mature statesman we would have seen some Mrabbit fur fly.

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 18, 2014, 07:28:23 am
content: Quote from: IconicPCB on October 17, 2014, 08:59:53 pmThat's a good one. Putin is an autocratic thug who has pilfered billions of his countries wealth for his own benefit:http://miamioh.edu/cas/academics/centers/havighurst/cultural-academic-resources/putins-russia/http://www.dailyartisan.com/news/putins-shocking-abuses-of-power/Abbot is a dill and his "shirtfronting" comments made him look like a dork, but it is still nice to see that he isn't rolling out the red carpet for that ex-KGB creep and Stasi collaborator.

author: SeanB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 18, 2014, 07:46:59 am
content: Clickbait headlines are nothing new. The paper versions used a similar technique with the daily headlines they put in street displays, or in the masthead of the paper to try to induce you to do an impulse purchase of the paper. Anything below the fold is not going to be readable until you buy a paper, and often the headliners are just a small short single column article inside on a page.Funny enough here in South Africa newspapers are still selling, helped by the high cost of mobile data. As well they often are read by multiple people which dilutes the readership numbers.

author: VK3DRB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 18, 2014, 11:23:02 am
content: Quote from: GK on October 18, 2014, 07:28:23 amWrong and wrong.Putinis no statesman, he is partly responsible for the murder of the 298 innocent people including 38 innocent Australians... Russian backed militias using advanced Russian weapons shot down MH17. Allowing Putin an entry visa is disgusting.Putin will get the red carpet treatment behind closed doors and will be hosted in a luxurious Brisbane hotel. Abbott admits he was "told" by other G20 leaders to let Putin in. The sycophant Abbott complied, much to the outrage of the people he is supposed to be representing.The only consolation is it is highly unlikely Putin would show his face in public, in case a member of the public wanted to help "settle the account". So at least Putin won't be able to enjoy any sightseeing.

author: Bud
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 19, 2014, 01:25:53 am
content: Quote from: VK3DRB on October 18, 2014, 11:23:02 amAnd you learned that from Yahoo news ?

author: IconicPCB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 19, 2014, 02:45:18 am
content: Advanced weapon systems are present in Ukraine, owned and operated by Ukrainian military and far right fascist militia.Ukraine operates BUK-M ( M=modified ) system.Recent forensic work has identified it was BUK-M which shot down the aircraft. The aircraft whihc was guided into conflict airspace by.... yuo guessed it... Ukrainian air traffic controllers.If we are going to assert ( without proof) that it was Mr Putin who is responsible in part ... then we must CLEARLY ACKNOWLEDGE the complicity of Ukrainian authorities.

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 19, 2014, 04:03:38 am
content: The net weight of the evidence thus far strongly (if not virtually conclusively) suggests that the plane was shot down by anti-Ukrainian and Russian-backed rebel forces. The plane was flying an established international route at the time it was shot down. It was under Ukrainian air traffic control because it was over Ukrainian territory. The claim that the plane was deliberately guided into the combat zone by Ukraine air traffic control was just one of the deliberately mendacious and obfuscating reports first put out by Russian state funded (and controlled) television. The blame there goes to penny-pinching Malaysian airlines for not diverting to an alternative route as most other airlines had done following the commencement of hostilities in the area.

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 19, 2014, 04:06:25 am
content: Quote from: VK3DRB on October 18, 2014, 11:23:02 amI don't think he's going to receive a warm welcome from the government even behind closed doors.

author: TerraHertz
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 19, 2014, 08:49:23 am
content: *MODERATOR SNIP*Now I expect this post will be deleted. For whatever excuse.MODERATOR NOTE: Yep, go stick it on your website instead and please stop posting this stuff here.

author: VK3DRB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 19, 2014, 11:16:59 am
content: Who is taking sides? I'm not. I would not give either side's representatives the privilege of being allowed to visit this civilised country. The punishment for the pair would be much greater than mere sanctions on just the Russians. Abbott needs to show leadership, rather than being a spineless yes-man for foreign powers. In a pointed reference to Mr Putin as "my friend", Abbott said the Russian leader would be housed at a luxurious hotel while in Australia. There will be no "shirt fronting". Its all one big con.

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 20, 2014, 08:29:25 am
content: SNIP“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” W.C. Fields

author: Stonent
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 20, 2014, 10:35:43 am
content: Quote from: Simon on October 17, 2014, 06:49:46 pmhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-doesnt-own-a-tel,429/

author: IconicPCB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 21, 2014, 03:41:21 am
content: Breaking news....http://rt.com/news/197592-german-report-mh17-ukraine/Will Australian Prime minister apologise to President Putin...http://rt.com/politics/197528-russian-duma-mh17-german/why You ask...http://rt.com/news/197316-germany-blames-militia-crash/http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/mh17-laut-bnd-waren-separatisten-fuer-absturz-verantwortlich-a-997885.html#ref=veeseoartikelInteresting times Ladies and Gentlemen

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 21, 2014, 09:59:55 am
content: Quote from: IconicPCB on October 21, 2014, 03:41:21 amOoohhhh..... Moscow-headquartered RT.com....... Now that's an impartial source! So this Russian Minister is calling for an apology based on the alleged findings of an as yet unreleased report the veracity of which hasn't even been examined.And irrespective of any of the above, exactly WTF wouldanymember of the Australian Government have to apologize for given Russia's utterly pathetic and inexcusable response to the incident to date? :http://www.lowyinterpreter.org/post/2014/07/21/Russia-MH17-response-mismanage-crisis.aspx?COLLCC=1198203320&Do you sincerely think that "shift-fronting" Abbot can actually hold a candle up to Putin here?

author: IconicPCB
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 21, 2014, 08:15:18 pm
content: No matter what our preferences are ( what ever their basis is ) we need to be able to face the world as is.So far all the allegations are just that.. allegations which need to be supported by fact.While rt.com is not a western media the reference is to a German government security service information release.We need to consider the probability that we are being lied to by those ( meta public servants? ) we elected to government .As for shirt fronting... was Mr Abbot not known for his alleged stand over practices while a student?Should such immature attitude persevere into public life as the leader of Her Majesty's loyal Government of Australia?

author: TerraHertz
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 25, 2014, 12:51:00 am
content: QuoteDone.Directly on-topic, regarding sensationalist and not particularly accurate headlines, here's a collection of images of recent ones. Regarding Putin, as a hat tip to GK.http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.it/2014/10/is-cia-running-defamation-campaign.html

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 25, 2014, 01:26:33 am
content: Quote from: IconicPCB on October 21, 2014, 08:15:18 pmIs that supposed to be an answer to my question?And yeah, those Australian student activists - right up there with the KGB.

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 25, 2014, 01:50:05 pm
content: Quote from: TerraHertz on October 25, 2014, 12:51:00 amThat is one of the dumber political blogs I've bothered to browse in a while. However the visitor comments are something else - case in point, your contribution:QuoteI guess that I am about to break one of the forum rules, but so long as a link to drivel like that can stand, then, IMO, appropriate comment can be made. You are a paranoid idiot. Words truly fail me here, but you are that fucking dumb your organs could be legally harvested.

author: TerraHertz
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 25, 2014, 11:47:25 pm
content: It's true the consensus on that forum is certainly not in agreement with your views. Thank you for providing the finest demonstration I've yet seen of your invariably ad hominem style of critique.Anyway, yes, clear violation of forum rules. Again, thank you. Now we have another informative example of whether they are actually rules, or merely convenient excuses for action when it suits the mods and their views.As for the cross-post, and whether the Saker site is 'dumb' or a deeply insightful source of news and commentary on the E. Ukraine situation and wider geopolitical context, you have me at a disadvantage here and you know it. Since in this forum any mention of views contrary to the Mod's political normalcy bias (or whatever the cause), or references to supporting material, is always deleted. So I can't possibly reply in any meaningful way. I guess anyone interested will just have to decide for themselves.Why didn't you cross-post the other comment of mine there, that is specifically about you?Heh. It's too bad there's no facility to edit comments once posted on that site (since all comments are moderator approved before appearing.) Because now I notice a careless letter-substitution typo in my comment. Tsk.

author: GK
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: October 28, 2014, 08:47:21 am
content: Quote from: TerraHertz on October 25, 2014, 11:47:25 pmAny other form of critique here would be a complete waste of time.QuoteI only skimmed through that compendium of drivel and I didn't catch any of your other comments; despite fantasies that you may have to the contrary, you really aren't that interesting. However just to humor myself while dinner heats up, I went back and did a quick search for your nic. You must mean this:QuoteThe only logical reply to that would have me called out for "ad hominem" again.