Interesting (funny) product descriptions? - Page 1
Forum section: electronics / general

author: kalel
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 11:26:37 am
content: To start things, here is one. I don't want to copy it, but it's featured in the product link description (not title):https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-PVC-Electricians-Electrical-Insulation-Tape-Black/32794147747.html

author: tooki
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 11:31:07 am
content: Oh my. (Best read in George Takei's voice.)

author: alexanderbrevig
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 11:36:35 am
content: Moistureproof sex sounds like rape. I don't like my cables raped.

author: GreyWoolfe
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 11:47:54 am
content: Quote from: alexanderbrevig on June 14, 2017, 11:36:35 amAt least it has good sex form.

author: kalel
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 12:36:34 pm
content: There are plenty of funny descriptions around (not all in the same fashion as this one), if someone runs into one, please feel free to share.

author: Cyberdragon
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 11:11:19 pm
content: There are alot of these on Bigclivedotcom's channel.

author: kalel
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: June 14, 2017, 11:27:03 pm
content: These translation services need to improve server availability, as well as return error messages in the origin language.Otherwise, awesome.

author: amyk
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 15, 2017, 12:50:08 am
content: I think the OP's mistranslation is similar to this one:

author: rdl
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 15, 2017, 02:02:40 pm
content: Pretty much NSFW and if you are easily offended by "bad language", do not click.http://dangerousminds.net/comments/just_fck_it_wildly_offensive_english_language_t_shirts_are_apparently_all_t

author: Cyberdragon
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 15, 2017, 10:46:17 pm
content: Quote from: rdl on June 15, 2017, 02:02:40 pmWhat evil company would even produce such things as offensive shirts for children?! This is a good way to ruin foriegn relations...

author: tooki
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 15, 2017, 10:53:29 pm
content: Quote from: Cyberdragon on June 15, 2017, 10:46:17 pmA) They obviously have zero clue what the text meansB) You need to explore engrish.comC) you need to explorehttp://hanzismatter.blogspot.com

author: debininja
author_rank: Contributor
timestamp: June 15, 2017, 11:22:26 pm
content: That Michaelsoft Binbows one might have been done on purpose. From watching anime, "binbow" seems to be someone who is poor. Might be a store selling bootleg Windows for cheap

author: rdl
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 15, 2017, 11:32:58 pm
content: Yeah, it sort of works both ways. There are plenty of people that got tattoos of Asian characters only to find out later that the meaning was not actually what they thought. Some are truly hilarious. Just try googling this: asian tattoos that don't mean what they think

author: tooki
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 16, 2017, 07:54:14 am
content: Quote from: rdl on June 15, 2017, 11:32:58 pmRefer to C) above.

author: X
author_rank: Regular Contributor
timestamp: June 16, 2017, 02:57:14 pm
content: Quote from: debininja on June 15, 2017, 11:22:26 pmThe same might be true for the 404 ERROR one. If you can't find a certain book, maybe it's at that shop.At least some Chinese products are promoted with integrity and honesty: