TGIF!!  A little humor worth passing along - Page 1
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author: jlmoon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: June 20, 2014, 02:45:06 pm
content: sometimes we have to take a break!"Reward Offered:A reward of 5000 bits is offered for data leading to the lightning arrest of this desperate criminal: Hop-a-long Capacity.This unrectified criminal dissipated (discharged himself) from a Western prism where he was held in soliton confinement in a primary cell, clamped in ions awaiting the quartz decision between the gauss chamber or death by lethal induction. He tunneled through the schottky barrier and punched-through an insulated gate, thus avoiding the mesa's guard ring. He then beta swift retreat in a stolon alpha. His last meal was to have been erg and pawn curie .He was charged with the interference, impedance and induction of an 18 turn air-core bobbin, n-sine Millie Henry who was found choked, gapped and robbed of valuable joules, which really erged her and caused her brother Mike O. Henry to re-coil concerned that she had lost phase. Though still fit for continuous duty the attendants opted to carrier away on a liter (her CO2 had centiliter). She exhibited reluctance to being shunted away like an invalid, crying "I'm not dyne" Though later she emitted "It really Hertz." Capacity had even stooped to peltier with rocks.Hop-a-long, who said he couldn't resistor, is armed with a carbon rod heater, has high mobility and is a potential killer.The cholesteric Capacity is also charged with driving a dc motor open-loop over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let a band-pass. Use cation if encountered, he has the capacitance to offer series resistance. If beta captured tie with a phase lock loop, conduct him to the nearest secondary cell and transmitter wire to the police.The localized force, officers Newton and Slug, were catalyzed and spent the night probing for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They report nothing positive and believe he has returned ohm via an unintended ground loop path. They are anxious to run him to ground so he can be passivated and recharged with nu crimes. Please contact them with feedback no matter watt-hour, especially if you hear shot noise.A native of PN Junction, Hop-a-long will often on a faraday ride a cyclotron or rho an arc with his short girl friend Eddie Current who plays a harmonic. He drives with a heavy photon the accelerator. He may flyback to his ohm town.© Mark W. Lund, 2008, expanded from an earlier story that has been much reproduced, but whose author remains unknown to us. "Have a great weekend!

author: atferrari
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: June 20, 2014, 03:31:44 pm
content: Quote from: jlmoon on June 20, 2014, 02:45:06 pmYes, but be careful!

author: retrolefty
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 20, 2014, 05:37:49 pm
content: My favorite U.S. Ham Radio joke I read several years ago and like to spread:A Ham walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeeper asks "where did you get that?""At Dayton" responds the parrot.

author: Richard Crowley
author_rank: Super Contributor
timestamp: June 20, 2014, 05:50:32 pm
content: Where's the  button?

author: jlmoon
author_rank: Unknown
timestamp: June 20, 2014, 07:07:47 pm
content: Quote from: subolg123 on June 20, 2014, 06:11:41 pmYeah, I was going to post that one but wanted to change it up a little.. I have that one hanging on my wall in my office.

author: JoeN
author_rank: Frequent Contributor
timestamp: June 20, 2014, 10:10:23 pm
content: Quote from: atferrari on June 20, 2014, 03:31:44 pmThis is why I ride my horse when I drink. Old Bert knows what not to do even if I don't.