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Product: The Fuck Button
Brand: Zany Toys
Color: Black
Description: Perfect gift for weddings, funerals, retirement parties, anniversaries, gift baskets, delivery rooms, and mothers-in-law. Even the Pope could use this nowand then. You'll like this more than bacon. 4 out of 5 grandmas approve. The 5th one can go Fk herself. Monks overheard saying loudly, "This really helps with that vow of silence thing." May not be useful in IRS audits... Do not insert into bodily orifices.
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