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Product: I'm Sorry I Hurt your Feelings When I Called You Stupid T-Shirt
Brand: Dale's Witty Tees
Color: Black
Highlights: Funny Robot Design
Sarcastic Quote
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
ESCI relevance label: I