certificate of deep hurting mst3k  gizmonic institute certificate of deep hurting personalized with your name. makes a great gift. certificate is 8-1/2" x 11" and is printed on acid-free 110# paper. shipped flat. having recently completed my personal quest of viewing all the episodes that can be viewed (k01, k02, & k03 being considered "lost" until the people at best brains see fit to open their vaults) i was struck by the feeling that there should be some sort of recognition ( or therapy) available for us brave souls. to that end, i have created a certificate to honor the few...the brave...the mysties. here is a transcript of what appears on the certificate: in recognition of enduring the unimaginable torture of viewing every available episode of mystery science theater 3000. it takes a special person to watch 198 of the worst movies ever made. the entire staff of gizmonic institute salutes your achievement. when ordering, please state the name you want, and date (date is optional) as a note in the order note field. orders that do not state a name will be sent with that line blank.