the accidental vampire: an argeneau novel  <p>ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, elvi black&apos;s been catching her z&apos;s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. she knows there&apos;s more to being undead than what she saw in <em>dracula</em>, but she can&apos;t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. but when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she&apos;d meet victor argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.</p><p>rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, victor&apos;s the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like elvi. he&apos;s willing to teach her everything he knows, but he&apos;ll have to do it fast. someone&apos;s out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.</p>