spank the monkey lends a hand  <strong><em><p>“spank the monkey lends a hand”</em> is the third of five books that make up season one.</strong></p><p> inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. bimisi tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. if you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don’t bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn’t for you. </p><p>we can part ways now and still be friends. </p><p>"spank the monkey lends a hand" is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).</p><p> "spank the monkey will not expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...he will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance." </p><p>the five books included in the reach around books season one box set include: </p><ul><li>suzy likes to look at balls </li><li>come swing with us! </li><li>spank the monkey lends a hand </li><li>brenda's beaver needs a barber </li><li>put tony's nuts in your mouth! </li></ul> <p>through the timeless power of double entendre, reach around books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. if you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. if your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the urban dictionary...you failed as a parent long before reach around books came into your life.</p><p>--toodles!</p>