tidy the f*ck up: the american art of organizing your sh*t  <b>even <i>you</i> can get your sh*t together!</b><br /><br /><i>tidy the f*ck up </i>is a funny, down-to-earth parody of marie kondo’s <i>the life-changing magic of tidying up</i>, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. <br /> <br /> in this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. with this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: <ul><li>become a decision-making bad*ss</li><li>get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do</li><li>live life after a clusterf*ck!</li><li>and more!</li></ul> with a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, <i>tidy the f*ck up</i> will help you make your house a f*cking home<i>.</i>