the chapo guide to revolution: a manifesto against logic, facts, and reason  <p><b>the creators of the cult-hit podcast chapo trap house deliver a manifesto for everyone who feels orphaned and alienated - politically, culturally, and economically - by the bloodless wall street centrism of the democrats and the lizard-brained atavism of the right: there is a better way, the chapo way.</b></p> <p>in a manifesto that renders all previous attempts at political satire obsolete, <i>the chapo guide to revolution </i>shows you that you don’t have to side with either the pear-shaped vampires of the right or the craven, lanyard-wearing wonks of contemporary liberalism. these self-described “assholes from the internet” offer a fully ironic ideology for all who feel politically hopeless and prefer broadsides and tirades to reasoned debate.</p> <p>learn the “secret” history of the world, politics, media, and everything in-between that <i>they </i>don’t want you to know and chart a course from our wretched present to a utopian future where one can post in the morning, game in the afternoon, and podcast after dinner without ever becoming a poster, gamer, or podcaster.</p> <p><i>the chapo guide to revolution</i> features biographies of important thought leaders and the 10 new laws that govern chapo year zero (everyone gets a dog, billionaires are turned into soylent, and logic is outlawed). if you’re a fan of sacred cows, prisoners being taken, and holds being barred, then this book is <i>not </i>for you. however, if you feel disenfranchised from the political and cultural nightmare we’re in, then chapo, let’s go....</p>