re-tale: a collection of short stories (english edition)  hello there! fond of a funny tale or two? <br> <br>for nearly fifteen years thomas neath has worked in a camping and outdoor clothing shop in the heart of bristol and during his time there he has amassed a collection of funny stories that he would like to share with you. <br> <br>you will meet his vast range of work colleagues including the shop manager that can officially be rubber stamped as the funniest person that he has had the pleasure of working alongside, where his antics will have you crying with laughter. also providing the inspiration for this book is of course the customers- from all different positions of the social ladder- it will be a pleasure to take you through the shopping list of their bizarre requests and comments. <br> <br>you will also discover the lengths that thomas went to in order to win a bet, read in disbelief at the actions of a shoplifter and find out why the evacuation of the shopping centre turned out to be one of the most embarrassing moments of his life! you will be present at the funniest training session ever, laugh your walking socks off at the events from the company’s award ceremony and the challenge is set for you not to shed a tear while reading about the elderly couple about to embark on a trip down memory lane. <br> <br>he will also be chucking in a thought or two regarding his colleagues, customers and company procedures which could explain why his lawyer’s telephone has not stopped ringing! so no need to keep the receipt as this book is simply a must have for retail staff, customers and anyone that likes a funny story!