text: Ha ha ha ha!
  Welcome, every-fucking-body
  To the Odd Future, Radical {YOU FUCKIN BITCH!}
  Starring Tyler the Creator, Hodgy Beats
  Left Brain, Earl Sweatshirt, Domo Genesis
  Mike G, and lastly, Japser the Fucking Dolphin
  {THATS RIGHT BITCH} Odd Future everybody
  We want to welcome all the doo-doo mamas and all the bastards
  And everyone else for coming out tonight
  This is going to be a great experience
  And we want yall motherfuckers to buy popcorn
  {JACKASS THIS EFFIN SUCKS} So please, enjoy this motherfuckin show
  {SHIT!} If you have children with a motherfuckin heart condition
  Please take them motherfuckers home
  Cause it is a lot of cursing and dont give-a-fuckness goin on
  Now - for all my Odd Future crew out there thats uh backstage
  I just uh, I just wanna know whos gonna start this show