text: TYLER, THE CREATOR and EARL SWEATSHIRT are two members of OFWGKTA. The atmosphere backstage before their Sydney show was beyond hyper - different members of Odd Future would come and go, and everyone was yelling, beating each other up and throwing chairs across the room. It was a little bit intimidating but mostly exciting, and reminded us of those high school drama classes where everyone just wanted to be the centre of attention.Ingrid Kesa: The theme of this issue is Hang Out In Real Life. Hayley and I met on Myspace--
  Tyler, the Creator: Are you serious? Thats cool.
  Ingrid: We cant remember who added who. Now were best friends and we live together.
  Tyler: Thats tight! Thats awesome!
  Ingrid: Its a modern bromance. Are you guys in love?
  Tyler: No!
  Ingrid: Why not?
  Tyler: Im into chicks...
  Earl Sweatshirt: Theyre recording you. Dont ever say nothin thats dumb -- its official.
  Hayley Morgan: But you can love each other as friends
  Tyler: Yeah, but Im not in love! Thats my nigga though.
  Ingrid: Do you have a handshake?
  Tyler: You should be afraid of asking that, because it involves hurting this guy. I always just hit him.
  Hayley: You just hit each other?
  Tyler: Yeah.
  Ingrid: Have you ever hit each other properly? Like, had a punch-up?
  Earl: Ask Jasper this question.
  Tyler: Jasper, how do we say hi to each other?
  Tyler: Why dont you love meeee?
  Hayley: Why cant you all just hug each other
  Earl: We dont know how.
  Ingrid: You just do this .
  Tyler: Nah.
  Earl: We dont like each other like you guys like each other. You guys be making out, huh?
  Ingrid and Hayley: No!
  Tyler: She be thinking about it all the time.
  Hayley: Once when we were sleeping in the same bed she accidentally hugged me.
  Earl: See! You guys are in love.
  Tyler: You guys are secretly in love! You guys are secretly in love and its tight!
  Ingrid: Anyway, did you have Myspace? What was your Myspace name?
  Tyler: Tyler, the Creator.
  Earl: My Myspace name was Facebook.
  Hayley: Who would win a thumb war?
  Tyler: Duh, me!
  Ingrid: Who can do the robot better?
  Tyler: I can. Actually, he can do the robot better.
  Earl: I off top cannot! Youre the star dancer of this conversation.
  Tyler: Not me -- he is.
  Earl: I am clearly not.
  Ingrid: I think you can move Earl -- look at those lanky arms.
  Tyler: Off top, do you guys shower with each other?
  Earl: Yeah, dont you guys live together?
  Ingrid: In separate bedrooms
  Earl: Well, you guys are gonna live together for the rest of your lives.
  Tyler: Yeah, you guys are in love.
  Earl: You guys might not be gay, but youre definitely in love.
  Ingrid: Would you ever live together?
  Tyler: Nope.
  Earl: Fuck no.
  Tyler: Fuck that. Fuck no; suck my dick.
  Ingrid: Why not?
  Earl: Not at all. No. Never. I would never live with this nigga.
  Hayley: Who do you live with?
  Tyler: I live with my mother and my sister.
  Earl: Its better that we dont live together. Its how its supposed to be.
  Ingrid: How do you like girls to dress?
  Tyler: If a girl can wear a t-shirt, that shits tight.
  Earl: Yeah, whatever fits. I like a girl to dress like how a boy dresses.
  Tyler: I dont like make-up at all.
  Ingrid: Do you want to get married one day? What song would you walk down the aisle to?
  Tyler: Perfect by Snoop Dogg.
  Earl: Perfect by Lil B
  Ingrid and Haley: Awww! hug!
  Ingrid: What song do you sing at karaoke?
  Tyler: Ive never been to karaoke.
  Hayley: You havent lived! Do you have a song?
  Earl: We have albums.
  Tyler: We have Eminems Relapse album, and Lil B.
  Ingrid: Do you have a best friend?
  Tyler: Yeah, this guy right here .
  Hayley: Earl, what about you? Do you have a best friend?
  Earl: All of them .
  Ingrid: Jasper looks like he needs to come in for some questions.
  Earl: He does not need to come in for some questions. Hes one of my best friends, also one of my worst.
  Ingrid: There were 14-year-olds smoking cigarettes out the front of the show before - do you think thats cool?
  Tyler: No. Thats something Im so against -- smoking. I dont smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I dont understand why people do that to themselves.
  Ingrid: Have you come across any Australian snacks that you really like?
  Tyler: Golden Gaytimes! I love the Golden Gaytimes in my mouth!
  Earl: You know what I dont like thats Australian? Vegemite.
  Ingrid and Hayley: Boooo!
  Tyler: You fucking weirdos. Your breakfast is weird too. You eat tomatoes for breakfast - what the fuck?
  Hayley: What do you eat for breakfast, then?
  Tyler: Bacon, pancakes...
  Earl: Our bacon is nice and crisp. You have fucking slabs of ham steak.
  Ingrid: What would you cook a girl for dinner?
  Tyler: Waffles, bacon, eggs...
  Earl: A breakfast sandwich.
  Ingrid: Whats a breakfast sandwich?
  Earl: Its just where you get eggs, cheese and bacon. I can cook. I can make waffles from scratch. I learnt how a long time ago. And I can make fried chicken. And tacos.
  [At this point the whole Odd Future crew has gathered around the couch and are yelling over the top of each other while pegging chairs across the room. Management tells Ingrid and Hayley to finish the interview.
  Ingrid: I think we have to wrap it up.
  Tyler: You dont have to do anything you dont want to.
  Earl: Lets ask them some questions.
  Tyler: Were asking you guys the questions now. When did you figure out you were in love? This is a serious question. No ones going to judge. Whats Ingrids favorite colour?
  Hayley: Im going to say green.
  Tyler: Whats Hayleys favorite colour?
  Ingrid : White
  Earl: If there was a strap-on, who would pitch and who would receive?
  Hayley: No, thats not a thing.
  Tyler: Will it be awkward in the morning?
  Ingrid: Ugh, shut up! She punched me in the face recently.
  Earl: Are we fucked up right now?
  Tyler: I dont know, I just want to know what theyre into.
  Earl: Is this wrong?
  Tyler: She punches her in the face!
  Hayley: It was an accident!
  Earl: If your mom was falling off a cliff, and she was falling off a cliff, which one would you grab?
  Ingrid and Hayley: Both.
  Tyler: You can only grab one.
  Hayley: I would jump too.
  Tyler: No, you wouldnt. Youre being passive aggressive.
  Earl: if you had to hit your mom in the head or a baby in the head with a baseball bat, which one would you choose?
  Ingrid: Hayley -- shed bounce back.
  Tyler: Would you rather that she gets stabbed in the face by a mugger named Jonathan or would you spit in a babys mouth and face and throw shit at it?
  Ingrid: Id spit in the babys mouth -- birds do that -- and it wouldnt hurt.
  Tyler: Damn, she really loves you! She really loves you. Hey, thats love. To spit and throw bricks and shit at a baby.
  Ingrid: bricks? No! Whats the next question?
  Tyler: You like these questions, because youre in love with her. You love her 100%, and shes only at 70%. Youre just waiting for her to come to that side of town. This is sick! Im so happy for you guys.