text: Yall better watch out
  Cause big troubles on the mic now
  I knock all of your lights out
  With my verse, yall be cursed, explodin like some fireworks
  Bow!
  Thats it? Blitz Comet show this fool how we do
  Blitz Comet on the scene
  You step to me and youre gonna get creamed
  Corn all up in your teeth, you reek
  Youre the opposite of chic ya freak
  Your rhymes are like antiques, nobody wants em
  They throw em all away
  Rhymin from the get go like your brain is on delay
  Matter of fact, yo, you better get a checkup
  Go ask your doctor, why you be so ugly from the neck up?
  Excuse me
  A hug can be the most wonderful thing
  Two arms wrapped around you like a mothers wing
  But were so selfish when we are blue
  Doesnt a hug deserve a hug too?
  Thank you
  Yo B-Tron, turn it up
  Yeah, Crew Crews comin at ya
  Say it twice, dont forget it, yall better catch up
  To where were at
  Youre behind the times, cant compete with our dope rhymes
  So you better say your goodbyes
  We got Francois, Blitz Comet, B-Tron the Jersey kid on the beats
  You know we rocks it, Demolition, the dopest girl on the mic
  And Alpha Dog, I bark the truth, my verses be all nice and tight
  So now you know who we are
  Crew Crew is the crew shining brighter than a Quasar
  But youre bizarre
  Yes you sir, are a loser
  So cover up that freakish dome and head back home and take your poems
  Hey Mordecry, or I mean Mordecai
  Didnt mean to diss you, please dont run away and hide
  Saw you sobbin at that movie A Very Happy Bride
  Here, Ill pass you a tissue, try and have some male pride
  Cause the ladies dont like your sensitive side
  Like Margaret, for example, but I guess thats implied
  She wont get with you, she just wont get with you
  Not gonna get with you, Never gonna get with you
  What is this place, this magical field
  Its wide and its open, nothings concealed
  Its scenic and peaceful for us to enjoy
  Why, this is the park! Good show, old boy!
  A place of great beauty for plenty to use
  It inspires us all, so go spread the news
  To man, woman, child, or begging cowboy
  This is the park! Good show, old boy!
  The key to this place puts a smile on your face
  It is the people that it does employ
  Why, this is the park! Good show, old boy!
  Mordecai Rigby
  Friends dont let down other friends
  You guys are losers
  Your attitude is unappealing, some would say quite rude
  Your shoes are...colorful
  Come on tough guy, why are you tongue-tied
  Watch out everybody, looks like grandpas bout to cry
  Weathering a righteous storm, the rainiest of days
  Friends stick together through thick and thin, always
  Were sorry Pops, we were acting like fools
  We hope you can forgive us for being complete tools
  Your poems arent lame, theyre really works of art
  If were gonna win this battle, we gotta do it from the heart
  Lets do this!
  Beauty is in the center of all that you see
  Simple, yet complex and fully textured
  And beauty be a part of all that you be
  For you are the best rhymers that Ive ever heard!
  Why you talkin bout beauty man
  Dont understand what thats got to do with you, fool
  You guys are like spoiled hams in a can
  Super bland, expiration dates overdue
  The canning of meat is quite a sweet treat
  So thanks for comparing us so
  Your words are inspiring, ideas so concrete
  You really put on quite a show!
  Okay, hold up, you wanna talk words and verbs?
  But your face is distracting, so ugly it bugs me
  Take care of that mess and sweep it under the rug please
  So trust me, youre only taking matters from bad to worse
  Only solution is to turn around and reverse
  A gift to us, new perspective on things
  Life looking different from where you stand true
  So much to discover, so spread your wings
  And take flight for a birds-eye view
  Okay, this be gettin serious
  You guys are delirious, are you hearin this?
  Talkin bout positive things, but you aint got no game
  And its plain to see, your strange to me, cause we be
  Shining like diamonds, yall be petty cash
  Nice mustache, conquistadors be wanting it back
  In fact, what are you?
  A rat, a squirrel, some kind of fat meerkat who thinks hes rad
  And look at that, your bird friends dropping words absurd again
  Useless bits of rhymes that expose the nerd in him
  You think Alpha Dog is gonna lay down and let you win?
  Head be all inflated, I guess, just like a giant blimp
  Its been some time since I felt this way
  Challenged by such worthy opponents
  Your rhyme-scheme is good, but youre missing a few components
  You may say things that hurt, or some that will sting
  But for you, its all just posturing
  Look inside and be true to some real feelings
  And the world will be yours, Im assuring
  So I thank you, good sirs, for this great contest
  Its certainly been lots of fun
  But theres nothing you can say to put me to rest
  So really, Ive already won