text: Ahh, fuck, what time is it? Six, fuck, who needs to be up this early?Earl
  What?
  Earl, wake up
  What, Im up.. No
  Wake up, Earl
  No, Ima sleep with my..
  Wake up, son
  No, Im asleep with my eyes open, thats fucking logical
  Faggot
  What?
  Wake the fuck up!
  Im up
  You have school right now
  No, I have school at eight, its six
  So thats why your ass isnt getting any breakfast, wake the fuck up
  I can fix myself breakfast, Im sixteen
  Earl
  What?
  Earl, wake the fuck up, you faggot!
  How bout you shut the fuck up, mom?!