text: Welcome to my home, the place that I hate
  The place that I love, the Planet of the Apes
  The place that I loathe, the boy minus father
  Equals boy minus heart, always testing mama
  Mic sessions thrash, life lessons trashed
  Nights get cold as the knife that I grab
  Zoom to your wife room take her life with a stab
  Sure her ass look nice, itd look nicer in a bag
  And slung over shoulder, village slum soldier
  Bayonet bloods when my cup runneth over
  With sith lord dark side of the force
  In the trunk of a Porsche tryna butt fuck Yoda
  Shotgun, drop T, Earl flow shogun
  Jabbing with a pen while you faggots getting toes done
  Hold up, I was four going on grown up
  So before you niggas tell me Im nuts, you better grow some, faggot
  Fuck this Christmas
  Fuck this Christmas 
  Fuck this Christmas
  Aint nothing for you 
  Crazy mothafuckas in the North Pole causing ruckus
  And the punk nut-crackers couldnt cuff us, how I fuck her
  It was quiet how I stepped in, I crept in with my cock out
  Now shes having make-out sessions with my weapons
  Drunk a fifth of eggnog, stole Santas reindeer
  Joy-rode the North Pole, steering is a bitch so
  I hopped out and ask some Jasper elves for some info
  Where I can burn some Christmas trees with large amounts of thick snow
  Ive been acting naughty problem child in attendance
  John Ritter said he taught me how to mothafuck a Christmas
  Dismissing all the wanting and the presents are forsaken
  See if youre the gift from God then Im the Christmas wrap from Satan
  You, bitch you cant get nothing
  No more, no more presents, no more cranberry sauce
  Bitch you cant get nothing no more
  No more fleeces for your caprices and shit
  Bitch give me my mothafuckin presents back, aint none for you
  Alright for real, you gon have to give me my fucking presents back
  Cause those are for my grandma, yeah that thong, that was for my grandma
  Give me my presents back, give me my gifts