text: Youre a mean one, Mr. Grinch
  You really are a heel
  You’re as cuddly as a cactus
  And as charming as an eel
  Mr. Grinch
  Youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel
  Just face the music youre a monster, Mr. Grinch
  Your heart’s an empty hole
  Your brain is full of spiders
  Youve got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch
  I wouldnt touch you with a
  Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
  Youre a vile one, Mr. Grinch
  Youve got termites in your smile
  You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
  Mr Grinch
  Well given the choice between the two of you I would take the the seasick crocodile
  Youre a foul one, Mr. Grinch
  Youre a nasty wasty skunk
  Your heart is full of unwashed socks
  And your soul is full of gunk
  Mr Grinch
  The three best words I would use to describe you are as follows and I quote
  Stink! Stank! Stunk!