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  Good day, Sir Baudelaire, what can I do for you?
  Oh, dude, I am so fucking hungry, and I just want to eat
  Can I get the, can I get the brown sugared salmon?
  Mkay, so our dinner plates this evening are the braised bohemian beef or the brown sugared salmon
  Heh, yeah, I know, I want, I want the brown sugared salmon please
  With the, with the potatoes, and I dont, I dont want brussels sprouts
  Mmm, Im so sorry, we are out of that
  The chef actually ran out of salmon because there was a trivial boat shortage at the lake so-
  So why did you mention it in the first place?
  Because thats our specials
  Okay, alright, cool
  Let me just get the ehm, the braised bohemian beef with the potatoes, and I dont-
  Oh, Mr. Baudelaire, Im gonna have to check if we have the braised bohemian beef
  Are you fucking dumb?
  Im just gonna have to double check that we have that
  Whos- whos running this place? Whos in charge here?
  Im in charge Mr. Baudelaire, and thank you so much for traveling with us
  Is there a dilemma I can sort out?
  Im starving, and I just want dinner
  Oh, well, our dinner specials are the braised bohemian beef, and the brown sugared salmon
  I know, I fucking know, and this lady keeps on telling me that-
  Oh, ah, my names Trina, sir
  Okay, well, Trina Sir, keeps saying Its no salmon, its no beef, its no anything, I just want-
  Its not No anything Mr. Baudelaire, its the braised bohemian beef or the brown sugared salmon
  I think hes leaning towards the beef
  Trina, would you quadruple check if we have the beef?
  Yes
  Mmmm, we do not have the braised bohemian beef
  Oh jeez, Im so sorry Mr. Baudelaire, I have just got word, that we are in fact out of the braised bohemian beef
  But, we are now serving complimentary yogurt
  Now, would you like strawberries or granola?
  Oh-oh, oh, we are out of the yogurt