text: Because when I call 
  I hope you pick up your phone
  Id like to talk to you
  I hope you answer
  I hope you answer
  Yeah, I hope you answer
  I hope you answer
  Yeah, I hope you answer
  Because when I call
  I hope you pick up your phone
  Id like to talk to you
  I hope you answer
  Hey Dad, its me, um...
  Oh, Im Tyler, I think Id be your son
  Sorry, I called you the wrong name, see, my brains splitting
  Dad isnt your name, see Faggots a little more fitting
  Mom was only twenty when you aint have any fucks to spare
  You Nigerian fuck, now Im stuck with this shitty facial hair
  Also stuck with a beautiful home with a case of stairs
  So you not being near fucking fire-started my damn career
  But fuck it, I got Clancy, he gave me the chance to see
  A world I wasnt supposed to, Im stoked that I didnt know you
  But sucks you aint give a fuck and considered a sperm donor now
  The fuck is an Okonma? Im changing my shit to Haley
  And I just aint being passive, nigga
  You a fucking faggot, nigga
  Got a show on Monday, guess who aint getting no passes, nigga?
  But if I ever had the chance to ask this nigga
  And call him...
  I hope he answer
  I hope you answer
  I hope you answer
  I hope you answer
  Yeah, I hope you answer
  Because when I call 
  I hope you pick up your phone 
  Id like to talk to you
  Suck my fucking dick and swallow this case of nuts
  Ace hates your guts, Im a selfish fuck
  And I aint sharing green as if Im facing blunts
  Frank is out the closet, Hodgys an alcoholic
  Syd might be bipolar, but fuck it, I couldnt call it
  Supposed to be gone til November but quickly came back in August
  I left two months through September to clearly remember all this
  I would like to tell my grandma, but she just nostalgic
  Ill call her number
  But she wont answer
  I hope you answer
  I hope you answer
  I hope you answer
  Yeah, I hope you answer
  Cause when I call 
  I hope you pick up your phone
  I hope you answer
  You claim to hate my fucking guts
  But say Im on a island in Thailand and I was wilding
  And, if I got stranded had to man up and hold my nuts
  And hope that I could live off salt water and fucking coconuts
  Phone aint got no service, this 3G is fucking worthless
  Day is getting dark like the areas turning urban
  Youll be fucking nervous like me inside of a Churchs
  But, Ima get in contact regardless, and
  I hope you answer
  The last verse was about this girl, haha