I was drinking last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said Pal, get to know her, youll like her
Seemed like the least I could do
Cause when hes charging his chopper
Up and down your carpeted halls
You will think me by contrast quite proper
Nevermind how I stumble and fall
Nevermind how I stumble and fall
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby
But at least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Yeah, at least Im enjoying the ride
Ah, miss sweetie, little soft-core pretender
Somehow baby got hard as it gets
With her black leather chrome spiked suspenders
And her chair and her whip and her pets
Well, we know youre the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great
And we know how you love your ovations
And the Z-rated scenes you create
Yeah, the Z-rated scenes you create
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby
But at least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Yeah, at least Im enjoying the ride
You analyze me, attempt to despise me
And you laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance I will crawl across it
Unable to dance I will crawl
Yeah, unable to dance Ill crawl, yeah
You must really consider the circus
Cause it just might be your kind of zoo
I cant think of a place thats more perfect
For a person as perfect as you
And its not like Im leaving you lonely
Cause I wouldnt know where to begin
But I know that youll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in
When the snakes come marching in
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby
But at least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying, enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying, enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying, enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, at least Im enjoying the ride
Ride, at least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride, yeah
At least Im enjoying the ride