Moses come ridin up on a quasar
His spurs were jingling, the door was ajar
His buckle was silver, his manner was bold
Asked him to come in out of the cold
His brain was boiling, his reason was spent
His motto is nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent
He asked me for mercy, I gave him a gun
Now and I didnt need these things, its just got to be done
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
Youd get right to work if you had any sense
You know the one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench
Gideon come up with his eyes on the floor
Said, You aint got a hinge, you cant close the door
Moses stood up, a full six-foot-ten
Said, You cant close the door when the walls caved in
Ask him for water, he poured me some wine
We finished the bottle and broke into mine
You get what you come for, youre ready to go
Well, its one in ten thousand that come for the show
Abraham and Isaac diggin on a well
Mama came quick with the water witch spell
Well cool clear water well you cant ever tell
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
Youd get right to work if you had any sense
You know the one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench