Moses come ridin up on a quasar
His spurs were jingling, the door was ajar
His buckle was silver, his manner was bold
And I asked him to come in out of the cold
His brain was boiling, his reason was spent
He said: If nothing is borrowed, then nothing was lent
I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun
Said: Now n again these things just got to be done
Abraham and Isaac
Sitting on a fence
Youd get right to work
If you had any sense
Yknow the one thing we need
Is a left-hand monkey wrench
Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
Says: Yaint got a hinge, you cant close the door
Moses stood up a full six-foot-ten
Says: You cant close the door when the walls caved in
I asked him for water, he poured me some wine
We finished the bottle, then broke into mine
You get what you come for, youre ready to go
Its one in ten thousand just come for the show
Abraham and Isaac
Digging on a well
Mama come quick
With the water witch spell
Cool clear water
Where you cant never tell
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
Youd get right to work if you had any sense
You know the one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench