Mama got the rub board, sister got the tub
Theyre going around doing the rub-de-rub
Ain’t it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin’ that thang
Two old maids, they was layin in a bed
One turned over and this is what she said
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that thang
Mama killed a chicken and thought it was a duck
Put him on the table with his feet sticking up
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Ain’t it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin’ that thang
There was two old maids, layin in the sand
Each one wishing that the other was a man
Ain’t it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin at that thang
Mama got the rub board, sister got the tub
They’re going around doing the rub-de-rub
You know it got to be crazy; aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that thang
Mama killed a chicken and thought it was a duck
And she laid him on the table with his feet sticking up
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that thang
Two old maids, they was layin in the bed
One turned over and this what she said
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin at that thang
Could I have a, could I have a follow spot, please? There you are, there you are. This man just presented me with this, uh pussy willow. And were gonna respond in kind by doing our most requested number