I need a woman about twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
Well go right through the book and break each and every law
I got a feeling, feeling today, oh yeah
Just one thing I got to say
I need a miracle every day
I need a woman about twice my height
Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night
Her secret incantations, and a candle burning blue
Well consult the spirits maybe theyll know what to do
And its real, believe me, oh yeah, oh yeah
I cant get around it and I cant run away
I need a miracle every day
I need a woman about twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in LA
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave
And its real, believe me today oh yeah, yeah yeah
One more thing I got to say
I need a miracle every day
It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day
 Every day
 Must have a miracle
 Some kind of miracle
 Some kind of miracle
 Must have a miracle
 Mmm-hmm...
 Some type of miracle, yeah