Well, mama got the rub board, sister got the tub
Theyre going around doing the rub-de-rub
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that thang
Two old maids, they was layin in a bed
One turned over and this is what she said
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that
Now, two old maids, they was sittin in the sand
Each one thinking the other was a man
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin at that thang
You know, mama killed a chicken and thought it was a duck
Put him on the table with his feet sticking up
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that thang
Now, two old maids, they was sittin in the sand
Each one thinking the other ones a man
Aint it crazy? Aint it crazy?
Aint it crazy one day, to keep on rubbin that
Thank you
Yeah, were, uh, were kinda rearranging things, and while were rearranging things, were up here gonna relax and smoke a cigarette and have a good time. And you guys down there can casually talk amongst yourselves, and uh, generally have a good time also. Shut up. No shit. The unkindest cut of all. I didnt ask you about your beard