Moses come riding up on a quasar
His spurs were jingling, the door was ajar
His buckle was silver, his manner was bold
I asked him to come on in out of the cold
His brain was boiling, his reason was spent
If nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent
I asked him for mercy, I gave him a gun
But then again, these things just got to be done
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
Youd get right to work if you had any sense
You know the one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench
Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
He said, You aint got a hinge, you cant close thе door
Moses stood up, a full six-foot-ten
He said, You cant closе the door when the walls caved in
I asked him for water, he poured me some wine
We finished his bottle and broke into mine
You get what you come for, youre ready to go
Its more than ten thousand that come for the show
Abraham and Isaac diggin on a well
Mama came quick with the water witch spell
Cool clear water well you cant ever tell
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
Youd get right to work if you had any sense
You know the one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench