Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
Lying by the river just like he usually done 
Call for his whiskey
He can call for his tea
Call all he want to but he cant call me
Oh no, well I been there before
And Im not coming back around
There no more
Hold up, waiting for a windy day
Creepy alligator coming all around the bend
Talking bout the times when we was mutual friends
Ill check my memory and I will check it quick
Yes I will 
Ill check it running some old kind of trick
Whoa no
Oh no, well I been there before
And I aint coming back around there no more
No Im not

Riding down the river in an old canoe
A bunch of bugs and an old tennis shoe
Out of the river all ugly and green
The biggest old alligator that I have ever seen
Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were bugging out
Contract the union, put the beggars to rout
Screaming and yelling, he was picking his chops
He never run, he just stumbles and hops
Just out of prison on six dollars bail
Mumblin bitches and wagging his tail
Come on everybody
Get up and dance, it wont ruin ya
Alligator running round my door
Alligator running round my door
Alligator running round my door
Alligator running round my door
Alligators creepy friend
Been crawling round my cabin floor
Been comin around to bother me some more
Alligator!
Alligator!