We dont smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We dont take our trips on lsd;
We dont burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin right, and bein free
We dont make a party out of lovin;
We like holdin hands and pitchin woo;
We dont let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
Im proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightins still the biggest thril of all
Leather boots are still in style for mainly footwear;
Beads and roman sandals wont be seen
Footballs still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
And Im proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightins still the biggest thril of all
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, usa