Well I was drinkin last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said, Pal, get to know her. Youll like her
Seemed like the least I could do...
Cause when hes driving his chopper
Up and down your carpeted halls
You will think me by contrast quite proper
Never mind how I stumble and fall
Never mind how I stumble and fall
You imagine me sipping champagne from
Your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
At least Im enjoying the ride
Now miss sweet little soft-core pretender
Somehow baby got hard as it gets
With her black leather chrome-spiked
Suspenders
Her chain and her whip and her pets
Well we know youre the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great
And we know how you love your ovations
For the Z-rated scenes you create
The Z-rated scenes you create
You analyze me, pretend to despise me
You laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
Unable to dance, I will crawl across it
Unable to dance, Ill still crawl
Unable to dance Ill crawl
You must really consider the circus
Cause it just might be your kind of zoo
I cant think of a place thats more perfect
For a person as perfect as you
And its not like Im leaving you lonely
Cause I wouldnt know where to begin
But I know that youll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in
When the snakes come marching in
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least Ill enjoy the ride
Ride, ride, ride 
At least Ill enjoy the ride