text: Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host
  That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green
  I didnt believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, disco me to oblivion baby
  He uh, couldnt appreciate my sense of humour and thats when we started to grow apart
  Homemaker
  Heartbreaker
  Homemaker
  Heartbreaker
  Strange
  Feelin
  Pain
  Feelin
  Wretched
  Ohhh
  My soul
  No pain
  No gain
  Well things didnt improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife
  And then I fell in love with his daughter
  And I cant help who I fall in love with, ok?
  Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electric can opener. Yaaoucha!
  He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean
  Homemaker
  Heartbreaker
  Homemaker
  Heartbreaker
  Strange
  Feelin
  Pain
  Feelin
  Its wretched
  Ohhh
  My soul
  If it dont hurt
  It dont work
  No
  I was alone but that was only the beginning
  Said I was alone but that was only the beginning
  Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning
  I was alone but that was only the beginning
  Homemaker
  Heartbreaker
  Homemaker
  Heartbreaker
  Strange
  Feelin
  Pain
  Feelin
  Its wretched
  Ohhh
  My soul
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  Who do we appreciate?
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  Who do we appreciate?
  Say 2 4 6 8
  Who do we appreciate?
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  Who do we appreciate?
  Strange
  Feelin
  Pain
  Feelin
  Its wretched
  Ohhh
  My soul