text: Consumed by the ones who make her
  Shes a faker, always lets me down
  Dressed up like a capital shaker
  Full of ganja, drugs are never down
  Ill take your hips
  Just for starters
  Dont you make me frown
  She could have been a nutter
  So I had to cut the mother down
  Slacker, wasting half his life on sniffing glue
  Now hes reformed and working for the red, the white, the blue
  Plain sailing, safe surfing
  Public peeling, back stab
  Confused by the ones who break her
  Shes a faker, never makes a sound
  Undressed like a soul in prayer
  Buy a share, pay her by the pound
  Ill have your face for breakfast
  Im in excess, neither lost nor found
  She could have been a nutter
  So I had to cut the mother down
  Slacker, wasted half his life on sniffing glue
  Now hes reformed and working for the red, the white, the blue
  Plain sailing, shoulder rubbing
  Dental flossing, back stab!
  Pay - check
  Pay - check
  Save the best for later
  Be careful not to stain the sheets now
  You God damn liar, take me higher
  I never wanted the real thing, I never wanted the real thing
  I never wanted the real thing, I never wanted the real thing
  I never wanted the real thing, I never wanted the real thing
  I never wanted the real thing
  I never
  Slacker, wasted half his life on sniffing glue
  Now hes reformed and working for the red, the white, the blue
  Plain sailing, wife swapping
  Stool pigeon, back stab!
  Pay - check
  Pay - check
  Save the best for later
  Be careful not to stain the sheets now
  You God damn liar, pants on fire
  Cold lining to pour on me
  But this one really takes the piss
  Its likely to pro quandary
  I deserve so much more than this