text: I wrote this novel just for you
  It sounds pretentious but its true
  I wrote this novel just for you
  Thats why its vulgar
  Thats why its blue
  And I say, Thank you
  I say, Thank you
  I wrote this novel just for mom
  For all the mommy things shes done
  For all the times she showed me wrong
  For all the time she sang Gods song
  And I say, Thank you mom
  Hello mom
  Thank you mom
  Hi mom
  I read a book about Uncle Tom
  Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
  But now Ebonics rule our song
  Those motherfuckers got it wrong
  And I ask, Who is Uncle Tom?
  Who is Uncle Tom?
  Who is Uncle Tom?
  You are
  I read a book about the self
  Said I should get expensive help
  Go fix my head create some wealth
  Put my neurosis on the shelf
  But I dont care for myself
  I dont care for myself
  I dont care for myself
  I dont care
  I wrote this novel just for you
  Im so pretentious, yes its true
  I wrote this novel just for you
  Just for you, just for you