text: Slightly bemused by his lack of direction
  Hey you, hey you
  Came to this world by caesarean section
  Hey you, hey you
  Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion
  Hey you, hey you
  Now it takes him all day just to get an erection
  Hey you
  Things arent what they seem
  Makes no sense at all
  Things arent what they seem
  Makes no sense at all
  Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
  Hey you, hey you
  He never scores he just gets an infection
  Hey you, hey you
  Dreams of a place with a better selection
  Hey you, hey you
  Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
  Hey you
  Things arent what they seem
  Makes no sense at all
  Things arent what they seem
  Makes no sense at all
  Things arent what they seem
  Makes no sense at all
  Things arent what they seem
  Luxemburger queen
  Hes a burger queen
  Slightly bemused by the total rejection
  Hey you, hey you
  Came to this world by caesarean section
  Hey you, hey you
  Dreams of a place with a better selection
  Hey you, hey you
  Dreams of a face that is pure perfection
  Hey you
  Things arent what they seem
  Luxemburger queen
  Luxemburger queen
  Luxemburger queen
  Hes a burger queen