text: All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
  All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
  To a fungus mold cured by injection
  Hope its only ah, a yeast infection
  Oh well, it burns when I, it hurts when I pee
  Oh well, it hurts when I, it hurts when I see
  Now I vomit cum and diarrhea
  On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
  Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
  Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust
  Oh well, it burns when I, it hurts when I pee
  Oh well, it hurts when I, it hurts when I see
  Roll into my bed which does consist of
  Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
  Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
  Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge