text: Bell on door clanks, come on in
  Floyd observes my hairy chin
  Sit down chair, dont be afraid
  Steamed hot towel on my face
  Im ashamed
  Im ashamed
  Im ashamed
  Barney ties me to the chair
  I cant see, Im really scared
  Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
  Pee-pee pressed against my lips
  Im ashamed
  Im ashamed
  Im ashamed
  I sense others in the room
  Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
  They take turns and cut me up
  I die smothered in Andys clutch
  Im ashamed
  Im ashamed
  Im ashamed