text: I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
  So far ahead, these bums is laggin
  See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin
  Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
  Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin
  So fuck I look like gettin back to a has-been?
  Yeah, I said it, has-been
  Hang it up, flatscreen
  Plasma
  Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
  I got the pumps, it aint got medicine
  I got bars, sentencin
  Im a bad bitch, Im a cunt
  And Ill kick that ho, punt
  Forced trauma, blunt
  You play the back, bitch, Im in the front
  You need a job, this aint cuttin it
  Nicki Minaj is who you aint fuckin with
  You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock
  I am a movie, camera block
  You outta work, I know its tough
  But enough is enough
  I feel pretty, I feel pretty
  I feel pretty, and witty, and gay
  And I pity any girl who isnt me tonight
  I aint into S&M, but my whips off the chain
  A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
  Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
  An eraser for a head, fucking pencil for a frame
  You dont like it then peel off, bitch
  Every last woman on Earth Ill kill off, and I still wouldnt fuck you, slut
  So wipe the smile on your grill off
  I swear to God Ill piss a Happy Meal off
  Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
  Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod
  Quit hollering Why, God? He aint got shit to do with it
  Bygonesll never be bygones, so wont be finished swallowing my wad
  I aint finished blowing it, nice bra
  Hope itll fit a tough titty, bitch, lifes hard
  I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad
  With fake tits and a bad dye job
  Who just spit in my fucking face and called me a fucking tightwad
  So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
  And caught her stealing my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
  Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
  Look, two pees and a tripod!
  The moral to the story is, lifes treating you like dry sod?
  Kick it back in its face, my God
  Its Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
  But dont ask why, bitch 
  I feel ugly, I feel ugly
  Slut dont touch me, or hug me, Im mad
  And I pity any girl who gets with me tonight
  You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
  Im the motherfucking boss, overwrite
  And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
  Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite
  I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levis
  Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs
  I call the play, now do you see why?
  These bitches calling me Manning Eli
  I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling
  I got em scared, shook, panicking
  Overseas, church, Vatican
  You at a standstill, mannequin
  All you lil faggots can suck it, no homo
  But Imma stick it to em like refrigerator magnets
  And Im crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
  Yeah, look whos back again, bitch, keep acting as if
  You had the same passion that I have, yeah, right
  Still hungry, my ass, you assdicks had gastric bypass
  Aint hot enough to set fire to dry grass
  And bout as violent as hair on eyelids but eyelash!
  Go take a flying leap of faith off a fucking balcony
  fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
  You know what time it is, so why ask?
  When Shady and Nickis worlds clash, its meets 
  I feel pretty, I feel pretty
  I feel pretty, and witty, and gay
  And I pity any girl who isnt me tonight