text: Awwww, I like that!
  So Nicki Minajs tweet, that pushed a crazy false claim about a cousins friends aunts cousins fathers sister-aunt... who experienced some kind of weird side effect from some vaccine
  And the story has gotten even weirder 
  Her cousins friend, his testicles became swollen
  I wanna interview the balls 
  So heres the point that shes making, his testicles became swollen
  Did you had a really good bachelor party?
  Nicki Minajs cousins friends balls
  He has swollen testicles, orchitis is the term
  COVID vaccines do not cause swollen testicles
  Are you calling Nicki Minaj a liar?
  If stuff starts swellin... it was Pfizer!
  We offered a call with Nicki Minaj, Ill circle back on that one
  Swollen testicles, swollen genitals, swelling to his genitals
  I need you to follow me with this
  If Nicki Minajs cousins friend is watching
  Or his former fiance is watching, we wanna hear your story
  Her cousins friend, his testicles became swollen
  I wanna interview the balls 
  Its not complicated, his testicles became swollen
  Did you had a really good bachelor party?
  Pray about it, she said, dont be bullied
  Things blew up from there
  Its the last part of Nicki Minajs tweet that enrages them
  You cant allow people to force you
  To take drugs, that you dont want
  And if you allow people to force you
  To take drugs you dont want, youre done!
  What happened to Nicki Minajs cousins friends balls?!
  And what was sad about this, is that it wasted our time
  Its Nicki Minajs cousins friends testicles
  Who are swollen from taking the vaxx
  At least it got Tucker Carlson to defend a black woman!
  Her cousins friend, his testicles became swollen
  I wanna interview the balls 
  So heres the point that shes making, his testicles became swollen
  Did you had a really good bachelor party?
  Let me get this straight: a person cant speak about
  Questions or thoughts theyre having on something
  That theyre gonna have to put in their body
  Huh, prrr, duhh, what??
  Do yall think that I would go on the internet
  And lie about being invited to the fucking White House?
  Huh-eh-huh-eh-prrh, oh my goodness
  Guess what theyre doing right now?
  If they assassinate me and make me look crazy or stupid
  Guess what? No one else will ever ask questions again
  The Democratic Party jumping at the chance
  Well, hm, we cant make fun of the actual story anymore...
  Talk about testicles n balls til they drop dead
  Her cousins friend, his testicles became swollen
  I wanna interview the balls 
  Its not complicated, his testicles became swollen
  Did you had a really good bachelor party?