text: I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
  So far ahead, these bums is laggin
  See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin
  Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
  Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin
  So fuck I look like gettin back to a has-been?
  Yeah, I said it, has-been
  Hang it up, flatscreen
  Plasma
  Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
  I got the pumps, it aint got medicine
  I got bars, sentencin
  Im a bad bitch, Im a cunt
  And Ill kick that ho, punt
  Forced trauma, blunt
  You play the back, bitch, Im in the front
  You need a job, this aint cuttin it
  Nicki Minaj is who you aint fuckin with
  You lil Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock
  I am a movie, camera block
  You outta work, I know its tough
  But enough is enough
  Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
  I aint into S&M, but my whips off the chain
  A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
  Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
  An eraser for a head, fuckin pencil for a frame
  You dont like it, then peel off, bitch
  Every last woman on Earth Ill kill off
  And I still wouldnt fuck you, slut
  So wipe the smile on your grill off
  I swear to God Ill piss a Happy Meal off
  Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
  Snap the axle in half, bust the tie-rod
  Quit hollering, Why, God?
  He aint got shit to do with it
  Bygonesll never be bygones
  The world aint finished swallowing my wad
  I aint finished blowing it, nice bra
  Hope itll fit a tough titty, bitch, lifes hard
  I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad
  With fake tits and a bad dye job
  Who just spit in my fuckin face and called me a fuckin tightwad
  So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
  And caught her stealing my music
  So I tied her arms and legs to the bed
  Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
  Look, two pees and a tripod
  The moral to the story is lifes treating you like dry sod?
  Kick it back in its face, my God
  Its Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
  But dont ask why, bitch, ask why not?
  The world-world is my punching bag and
  If Im garbage, youre a bunch of maggots
  Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
  Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
  Like a, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  You fell off, off, they mustve bumped your wagon
  You mustve went off the back, Im bout to go off the deep end
  Told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic
  Is this the thanks that I get for puttin you bitches on?
  Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
  Shouldve sent a thank-you note, you little ho
  Now Ima wrap your coffin with a bow
  Nicki, shes just mad cause you took the spot
  Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot?
  Well, bitch, if you aint shittin, then get off the pot
  Got some niggas out in Brooklyn thatll off your top
  I hear the mumblin, I hear the cacklin
  I got em scared, shook, panickin
  Overseas, church, Vatican
  You at a standstill, mannequin
  You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
  Im the motherfuckin boss, overwrite
  And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
  Now all my niggas gettin buck, overbite
  I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levis
  Raggedy Anns, holes in your knee-highs
  I call the play, now do you see why?
  These bitches callin me Manning, Eli
  Manning, Eli, these bitches callin me Manning, Eli
  All you lil faggots can suck it
  No homo, but Ima stick it to em like refrigerator magnets
  And Im crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
  Yeah, look whos back again, bitch, keep acting as if
  You have the same passion I have, yeah, right
  Still hungry, my ass, you ass-dicks had gastric bypass
  Aint hot enough to set fire to dry grass
  And bout as violent as hair on eyelids, but eyelash
  Go take a flying leap of faith off a fuckin balcony
  Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
  You know what time it is, so why ask?
  When Shady and Nickis worlds clash
  Its high class meets white trash
  Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
  Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
  Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
  Youve gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
  You and this boy Slim Shady
  Whats going on? Theyll lock you away
  Theyll put you in a jail cell, I promise
  Take your mothers warning, Roman, please
  Back to bed, run along, lets go, come on
  Wash your mouth out with soap, boys