text: Theres no stoppin the cretins from hoppin
  You gotta keep it beatin for all the hoppin cretins
  Cretin! Cretin!
  Im gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
  My feet wont stop doin the Cretin Hop
  Cretin! Cretin!
  1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
  4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven
  Theres no stoppin the cretins from hoppin
  You gotta keep it beatin for all the hoppin cretins
  Cretin! Cretin!
  Im gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
  My feet wont stop doin the Cretin Hop
  Cretin! Cretin!
  1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
  4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven