text: If you werent born with it
  You can buy a couple ornaments
  Just be sure to read the warning, kids
  Cause pretty soon youll be bored of it
  Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
  You can always call up a professional
  They stick pins in you like a vegetable
  Kids forever, kids forever
  Baby soft skin turns into leather
  Dont be dramatic its only some plastic
  No one will love you if youre unattractive
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
  Is it true that pain is beauty?
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
  Will a prеtty face make it bettеr?
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
  How did you afford her surgery?
  Do you swear youll stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Even if her face dont stay together
  If you want a little more confidence
  Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah its common sense
  All you needs a couple more condiments
  And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
  Its such a waste
  When little girls grow into their mothers face
  But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
  And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
  Kids forever kids forever
  Baby soft skin turns into leather
  Dont be dramatic its only some plastic
  No one will love you if youre unattractive
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
  Is it true that pain is beauty?
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
  Will a pretty face make it better?
  Oh Mr. potato head tell me
  How did you afford her surgery?
  Do you swear youll stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Stay forever, stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Stay forever, stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
  Is it true that pain is beauty?
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
  Will a pretty face make it better?
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
  How did you afford her surgery?
  Do you swear youll stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Stay forever, stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Stay forever, stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Stay forever, stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together
  Stay forever, stay forever
  Even if her face dont stay together