text: Such a Mary Sue
  With her sparkly eyes so blue
  She doesnt understand what I would do...
  Shes a real daydream
  Her eyes so bright like a moonbeam
  Oh, I could just scream!
  Mommy, mommy
  I made a, ooey gooey mess
  I stuck Barbie in the oven
  Now her hairs stuck to her dress
  Shes just melted plastic
  Shes so elastic
  Shes such a bore but thinks shes so fantastic
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, ay
  Shes just melted plastic
  Dont be so drastic
  Shes such a whore but acts so dynastic
  Meltеd plastic, melted plastic
  Such a being of pеrfection
  She dont deserve your affection
  Shell just add you to her collection...
  Shes always without you gettin real high
  I dont know how you let her get by
  Oh, I could just die!
  Mommy, mommy
  I made a, ooey gooey mess
  I stuck Barbie in the oven
  Now her hairs stuck to her dress
  Shes just a faker
  Whyd you even take her?
  Shes just a faker
  Soon, Im gonna take her
  Shes just melted plastic
  Shes so elastic
  Shes such a bore but thinks shes so fantastic
  Oh, oh, oh, oh, ay
  Shes just melted plastic
  Dont be so drastic
  Shes such a whore but acts so dynastic
  Melted plastic, melted plastic