text: Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
  Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
  Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
  Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh
  Buh-buh-buh-buh
  Always aiming paper airplanes at me when youre around
  You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
  You can crush my candy cane but youll never catch me cry
  If you dangle that diploma and I dead, you dont be surprised
  I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me
  I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy
  You think youre smarter than me with all your bad poetry
  Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy
  Im not a little kid now, watch me get big now
  Spell my name on a fridge now, with all your alphabet toys
  You won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now?
  Youre the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy
  Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
  Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
  Ah ah ah, buh-buh-buh-buh
  Buh-buh-buh-buh, buh-buh-buh
  Buh-buh-buh-buh
  Apples arent always appropriate apologies
  Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
  You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
  But youre not my daddy and Im not your dolly
  And your dictionarys destroyed
  I know my ABCs, yet you keep teaching me
  I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy
  You think youre smarter than me with all your bad poetry
  Fuck all your ABCs, alphabet boy
  Im not a little kid now, watch me get big now
  Spell my name on a fridge now, with all your alphabet toys
  You won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now?
  Youre the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy
  Alphabet boy, oh, alphabet boy
  Alphabet boy, alphabet boy
  My alphabet boy, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
  Im not a little kid now, watch me get big now
  Spell my name on a fridge now, with all your alphabet toys
  You won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now?
  Youre the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy
  Alphabet boy
  Oh, yeah
  Alphabet boy
  Alphabet boy
  
  Alphabet boy