text: He
  In a shopping mall
  Finally met the perfect girl
  She is all that matters
  The only one in all the world
  Like a Barbie doll
  Oh love is snakes and ladders
  Snakes and ladders
  She
  Just to have and hold
  Is the perfect air-brushed angel
  Makes you hot just looking at her
  Stapled into all his braincells
  Like a centerfold
  Oh love is snakes and ladders
  Snakes and ladders
  Get to the top and slide back down
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Buy the townhouse
  Call the preacher
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Get to the top and slide back down
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Set up credit for the lovely creature
  The lovely creature
  He
  On a corporate climb
  Set his sights on power for her
  On a silver platter
  He gave up happy hour for her
  Perrier and lime
  Oh love is snakes and ladders
  Snakes and ladders
  She
  In a handsome world
  Put her mind to social graces
  All the privileged chatter
  Setting pretty table places
  For the girls in pearls
  Oh love is snakes and ladders
  Snakes and ladders
  Get to the top and slide back down
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Buy the carphone
  Call the broker
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Get to the top and slide back down
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Buy the wife a diamond choker
  A diamond choker
  True love true love true love
  Hes so nervous
  New love new love new love
  When hes with her
  Oh hes wasting away
  True love true love true love
  Its so curious
  New love new love new love
  Just to kiss her
  To kiss her to kiss her to kiss her
  To kiss her to kiss her to kiss her
  To kiss her he has to shave
  She
  In the gilded mirrors
  In the swing of fancy places
  Where the black ties flatter
  Started seeing other faces
  Young fogie financiers
  Oh love is snakes and ladders
  Snakes and ladders
  See
  In the crimes of time
  How the seasons steal away
  How the rungs are shattered
  First youre green then youre grey
  Still the snakes unwind
  Still playin snakes and ladders
  Snakes and ladders
  Get to the top and slide back down
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Sell the vineyard
  Call the lawyer
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Get to the top and slide back down
  Get to the bottom climb back up
  Gather garbage to destroy her
  To destroy her
  Ladders ladders ladders
  The perfect girl
  Ladders ladders ladders
  The paper chase Love is snakes and ladders
  Ladders ladders ladders
  The social whirl
  Ladders ladders
  The rat race
  Barbie doll