text: Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys
  Im reading people rags in the checkout lane
  Look, heres a hunk, heres a honey!
  Celebrated people and their claims to fame
  Heres a boy and his money
  And pictures of the winners in the latest
  Ratepoll games
  Whatever makes you Yahoo!
  Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin
  Whatever makes you 
  Whatever makes you feel like youre right on time
  Party night
  Good bands all over town 
  Mega lights and supersonic sounds 
  Flashy boys and girls that really play 
  Shiny toys
  When its over dont you hate to have to put your toys away?
  Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys
  Simple joys
  Walking on the beach at the end of the day
  Between the sand and the seagulls
  Watching the glorious sun setting on the bay
  Here comes a boy and his beagle
  Walking with a man in a toupee
  And a man with his head shaved
  Whatever makes you 
  Whatever makes your time feel satisfyin
  Whatever makes you 
  Whatever makes you feel like youre right on time
  Party night
  Super bands all over town 
  Super lights and supersonic sounds 
  Flashy boys and girls that really play 
  Shiny toys
  When its over dont you hate to have to put your toys away?
  Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys 
  Shiny toys