text: Man: Ready?
  Sue: Alright!
  Chorus: Happy Birthday to Charles, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Charles...
  Sue: Play that weird minor chord...
  Chorus: Happy birthday to you...
  Sue: Play that minor chord!
  Charles & Chorus: How old are you, How old are you
  Charles: Fifty-four, motherfucker
  Chorus: ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
  Sue: Fifty-three
  Charles Singing: How old are you?
  Sue: Fifty-three Charles!
  Charles: Fifty-four!
  Sue: Fifty-three
  Swede: How old are you now - tell me honestly...
  Sue: Fifty-three! He was born in 1922
  Swede: 1922..