text: Its coming on Christmas, theyre cutting down trees
  Putting up reindeer, singing songs of joy and peace
  Oh, I wish I had a river, I could skate away on
  Yeah, but it dont snow here, it stays pretty green
  You want to make a lot of money and split this crazy scene
  I wish I had a river and I could skate away on
  Oh, I wish I had a river so high
  I could teach my feet to fly away, yeah
  I wish I had a river, I could skate away on
  But Im so hard to handle, Im selfish and Im sad
  And I think, yours the only best baby that I ever had
  Oh, I wish I had a river, I could skate away on
  She tried hard to help me, tried to put me at ease
  She loved me so naughty, made me weak in my knees
  Yeah, I wish I had a river, I could skate away on
  And I made baby cry, and I made my baby say goodbye
  And I wish I had a river, I could skate away on
  I could skate away on, I could skate away on