text: Well, I was born an original sinner
  I was born from original sin
  And if I had a dollar bill for all the things Ive done
  Thered be a mountain of money piled up to my chin 
  My mother told me good, my mother told me strong
  She said, Be true to yourself and you cant go wrong
  But theres just one thing that you must understand
  You can fool with your brother...
  But dont mess with a missionary man
  Dont mess with a missionary man
  Dont mess with a missionary man
  Dont mess with a missionary man
  Well, the missionary man, hes got God on his side
  Hes got the saints and apostles backin up from behind
  Black eyed looks from those Bible books
  Hes a man with a mission, got a serious mind
  There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree
  The missionary man, he was followin me
  He said, Stop what youre doin, get down upon your knees
  Ive got a message for you, that you better believe
  Well, I was born an original sinner
  I was born from original sin
  And if I had a dollar bill for all the things Ive done
  Thered be a mountain of money
  Dont mess with the missionary man
  A missionary man
  A missionary man
  A missionary man
  Dont mess with the missionary man 
  Dont mess with the missionary man 
  Dont mess with the missionary man 
  Dont mess with the missionary man