text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Adolf Hitler vs
  Darth Vader, begin
  Someone who loathes you, bitch, now stand up and rhyme
  I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time
  Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa
  Im on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe
  I strike back hard against a Nazi
  Brain toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee!
  Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am
  I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp
  Im a certified Sith Lord, you runt
  So suck on deez...
  Uh, deez what, sir? Deez robot nuts!
  Im gonna enjoy watching you die
  So let me do it with my own eyes
  You look stressed, Vader, you appear to be in pain
  You need a vacation, here, take a trip on my train
  I mean you, leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!
  Even your mic skills still arent fully operational
  You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate
  Now youre 66 and black but cant get a date
  Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver
  Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator
  You think youre powerful with your finger neck pinches?
  You couldnt even get your own son into the family business!
  Everything you do is an epic fail
  Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!
  Whats wrong Ani? Cant take anymore?
  Not surprising coming from the Emperors whore
  Yeah, ya, take that!
  Whats the matter? Where is the DJ?
  Why are you laughing?
  Because youre standing over the Rancor Pit
  Ah, I am Adolf Hilter
  Who won? Whos next? You decide
  Epic—achoo—
  Rap Battles of History