text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  SKRILLEX!
  VS!
  MOZART!
  BEGIN!
  My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devils Den
  Im a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants
  Youre a weirdo, Wolfy, youre into powdered wigs & poop!
  And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute
  Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus!
  You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless!
  Im rich, acclaimed, and famous, Im on playlists, Im the A-List!
  Youre the lamest, kiss my ass A-A-A-A-Amadeus
  Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups?
  Im a prodigy, Sonny, and Im about to smack a bitch up!
  My music is 200 years old, and its still excellent!
  In two more months the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement
  I cant believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house
  Youre like an emo Steve Urkel and you reek of dead mouse!
  I am the worlds greatest composer! No one knows what you are!
  Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a spacebar!
  I attack! You decay! Cant sustain my releases!
  Sidechain, Wolfgang, Bangarang you to pieces
  Im a self-made man, youre a slave to your papa!
  Im a r-r-r-rock star, mix you with the bass and drop ya!
  Global! My strobes glow like Chernobyl!
  Kids explode and get mobile! No one even knows you!
  I make the whole world move! You play community theatre!
  I gained your same fame from home on a blown out speaker!
  Oh yes, Ive heard that EP, and see I transcribed it here
  Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea?
  And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? Ive no idea!
  Ive seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA
  You go piano to fortississimo, that means soft to very very loud
  Cause Im guessing that you didnt know!
  Why dont you put down your Cubase & pick up a real bow?
  I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP B-B-B-B-B-BATTLES!
  OF HISTORY