text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  HARRY POTTER!
  VERSUS!
  LUKE SKYWALKER!
  BEGIN!
  Accio mic, let me fire up the wand!
  Like Hermione and Ron, Im about to get it on!
  Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
  Youre lukewarm like some tauntaun remains
  Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
  Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
  Search your feelings, do you sense déjà vu?
  Youre getting smoked, like your uncle Owen and aunt Beru!
  Your actings flat and your raps are 2D too!
  Bugger off to the afterlife where yourе fat and see-through
  Youre the biggest lеtdown in your series since Snoke!
  It makes sense your fathers Vader, all you do is choke! 
  You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
  Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
  Let me stick my plans in your dusty bin droid
  Ill leave you like a horcrux: Split up and destroyed
  I dont know who made you shoot first but that missed!
  If I was you Id have a bad feeling bout this! 
  Im a rhyming Jedi like my father before me
  Your talking hat shouldve put you in Gryffin-dorky
  Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!
  You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!
  Lets see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
  Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
  Learns that hes been destined to have powerful gifts
  But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! 
  My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
  Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
  Hit you with the Wampa raps I get icy
  Land em in your face like 
  I flied an X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
  You fly a broom like some kinda magical janitor
  Your Dumble-dweeb Army likes to think that youre the best
  All you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest!
  The death of my mother saved the wizarding race
  Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face!
  You swamp school dropout! Youre too whiny to rhyme
  At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isnt mine! 
  Im the Boy Who Lived! Best seller without equal
  Ill split you like your fanbases feelings bout the prequels!
  Sequels brought you back to meet your demise
  Id say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies
  I left J.K. straight Rowling in cash!
  You let J.J. compact your character to trash!
  So go on, try and force more of your disses
  Youre like a stormtrooper, cause all your shit misses!
  R2D2 noises
  Thats right R2, it does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet
  R2D2 noises
  Haha, maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit
  I think its pretty clear that you and I are pretty different
  My drives hyper, your drives Privet!
  Ive got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine!
  You couldnt pull in the win with a tractor beam!
  I crushed an Empire a galaxy large
  I blew up the Death Star, you blew up Aunt Marge!
  Ill pop you where Poppy Pomfrey cant be healing you
  Unlike a great disturbance in the force, Im not feeling you!
  Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck
  Because your own skills wingardium levio-suck!
  Youre a dud like Dursley but worse
  And Id rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse!
  Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all
  Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol
  But I bet youre just distracted you got a lot on your plate
  On one hand: the rebellion; on the other hand: oh wait!
  I roll deep and the Weasleys got my back!
  This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody Sarlacc!
  Well rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mateYoure the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate!
  I flow like butterbeer in Diagon streets!
  You could find me getting fantastic on these beats!
  Its over Luke! I got the high ground advantage
  Ill close it like a map! Mischief Managed!
  You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped
  If I wanted teenage wizardry Id call Selena Gomez!
  My attack tactics are galactically hardcore
  Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars!
  I learned flow with the best in the biz! 
  So of you, the end this is! 
  My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius
  Twist you up like Deathsticks, Im Bellatrix - dead Sirius!
  No need to expelliarmus, youre harmless in a duel
  Call me the Hogwarts Express! I just took you to school!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!