text: Adolf Hitler:
  Vader… This is your last chance… Battle me… or die…
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  DARTH VADER!
  VERSUS!
  ADOLF HITLER!
  BEGIN!
  Screw you, you big black cunt!
  Ill kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
  The Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
  I put the germ in the Germany! Im sick on this mic!
  I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
  You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldnt even conquer Space Mountain!
  Youre just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
  Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!
  Let me paint you a picture, son
  Potrait of a bitch after World War One
  You were stirring up the fears of the German people
  Telling the world that the Jews are evil
  You wrote a little book, got em fired up
  Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got em fired up
  When your bunker started getting fired up
  You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
  You dumb motherfucker, didnt Napoleon let you know?
  When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
  While youre fighting off Valkyrie
  I got a million clones, they die for me
  My bounty hunters ride for me
  Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
  They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
  Ill put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
  I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
  Cause when I rock the microphone I-
  Oh, Sieg Hell No!
  Youre not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!
  Ill take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
  And throw you in a butthole in the sand!
  I am Adolf!… Hitler...
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EEEEEEPIC RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!