text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  ROMEO & JULIET!
  VERSUS!
  BONNIE & CLYDE!
  BEGIN!
  Ill handle this darling, Im known to fire off some BARs
  Cause if these lovers cross me, theyre gonna end up seeing stars
  (I mean Ill let you go first, but damn sure Im gettin licks in
  On this hissy fittin rich kid and this prepubescent vixen
  Im sick of them)
  Lets beat em then and we can rob em blind
  Ill stick this punk up from the front (Ill take this broad from behind
  And pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiress
  Give Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parents)
  Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin to flow yo?
  Mofo, you soft as a fro-yo
  Are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? 
  Theres gonna be a tragedy
  Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth is
  My love, your face is beauty to behold
  I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos
  (A moments break from your gaze is an eternity past
  So together we shall both put these bitches on blast)
  En garde thou artless beetle headed flax wench
  The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench
  Why dont you twist upon these nuts? I hear youre good with a wrench
  The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense
  (Haha! And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken
  Youll get an ass rippin worse than your boyfriends in prison
  Youre not a true romance, youre just a conjugal visit
  Oh, but thats not even your real husband now is it?)
  Hey partner, you best put a muzzle on your missus
  Fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas
  Do you quarrel sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword
  Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?
  How could you beat my man in some mano a mano?
  You cant protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo!
  No no, my Romeo will beat your beau in contest blow for blow
  He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe
  Oh! I am killed, what irony is this?
  The lead role shot down by a failed actress
  Then I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lie
  So you louts can lick my ass, thus with a diss, I die
  Oops, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed
  Wheres Romeo? Oh Nomeo! Theres poison on your face!
  Oh happy dagger, pierce me true, persuade my breath to stop
  Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop
  Well that was tragic 
  Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds
  Well at least we got each other
   
  Who won?
  Whos next?
  You decide
  Epic Rap... BATTLES OF HISTORY!