text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  JOE BIDEN!
  VERSUS!
  DONALD...
  It’s the DJT gettin’ it on
  The teflon Don on the White House lawn
  Against wimps like you, I’ll win a third term
  Your campaign’s like your family: crash and burn
  Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet? 
  Resist me? That’s a riot
  Why don’t you step behind the gym, I’ll be standing by
  We’ll see how tough you are against the 45 
  I shoot a hole through your whole party
  Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani 
  Then I go and I bone on Melania 
  I’m gonna smash you, Joe, like China
  I’ve got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
  I’m not a little girl’s shoulders, so you can’t touch this, MC Stammer
  You’re a disaster inciting hysteria
  You say I’m selling hate in America, you’re selling hatin’ America
  Like with Hillary, the people aren’t swayed
  You’re just Barack’s shadow, and I don’t really like the shade
  The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen
  So I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein 
  Rap lyrics just ain’t for you
  You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-Un
  You’re a wrestling heel! Nothing ‘bout you is real
  Bitch, you didn’t even really write The Art of the Deal
  But you tapped into the rage of Red Mad Hatters
  Well, let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter
  I don’t want to defund no police, I picked a DA for my VP
  I’m not a communist, I’m not a socialist
  I’m just an old-ass man with some decency 
  No matter what you try to say, global warming ain’t cancelled
  You pulled out of Paris, should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels
  I ain’t sleepy, I’m tired
  Of you, Donald Trump, you’re fired!
  The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement
  I’ll keep America great, you’ll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland 
  Ain’t nothin’ gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV
  Meh, they impeached me
  I still walked out of DC looking peachy
  You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef
  The only white privilege I see are those teeth
  Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life
  Like there’s no hunting season for your dead brother’s wife
  You and your masks and your Knight Rider shades
  Are getting revoked like youre Roe versus Wade
  There’s no Blue Wave! Forget it! Not coming
  It’s like I tell, criminals, Joe: stop running
  Was Breonna Taylor running? Hmm? You dog whistling fool?
  I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you: he was a racist asshole, too
  Что ты сделал?
  What’s this malarkey?
  Ох ебать!
  Keep at it and you’ll end up in jail, Hoss
  I’ll take you down like Im you, and you’re a mailbox
  From all your wives to the SATs
  Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat
  ‘Cause youre too insecure to even look like a loser
  You’re the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover
  But you scooped a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier
  Then became the Constitutions domestic abuser
  200,000 deaths lying at your door!
  And you think they’re suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps
  Sometimes I can’t tell for which side you’re rootin’
  When we go high, you go down on Putin! 
  Truth is, you’re scared to lose
  You got nothing in the banks ‘cept IOUs
  Y-Y-You whine about ballots like a bitch
  But the only thing that’s rigged is taxes for the rich
  Look, you’re a freeloader, change your name to Tramp
  My campaign’s ramping up, you can’t get down a ramp
  I’m pulling away faster than your wife’s hand
  For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU LITERALLY DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!