text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  MICHAEL JORDAN!
  VERSUS!
  MUHAMMAD ALI!
  BEGIN!
  Why dont you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
  Cause youve got as much chance of beating me as Lebron
  Im a flying machine, like the world has never seen!
  You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team!
  I choke a dope with his own jump rope!
  Youll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke!
  Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
  Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!
  Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
  Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
  Youre the only Bull thats uglier than Rodman
  Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem!
  Your whole basketball career turned whack
  When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black!
  You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
  Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
  Ooh, Im so pretty, my hands are so fast
  Ill whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
  Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
  But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy!
  Man, you make me sick, but Im better with the flu!
  You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you 
  I would pass the mic to Pippen but Im not done scoring
  Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman
  I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, whats wrong with you?
  You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes!
  McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers
  You stay at the Ritz cause you sold out to crackers!
  So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
  Ill school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
  Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face!
  Hitting nothing but net! You aint seen nothing yet!
  Man, you needed a movement because youre so full of shit!
  Im a better athlete and a better MC!
  Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat!
  Beep beep! Why dont you back up that trash?
  Ill leave you like Liston, flat on your ass!
  You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
  Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP! A-BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!