text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler
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  I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
  Little known fact: also dope on the mic
  You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
  And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
  You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
  Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
  Cause look at you, you’re not even a real person
  I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
  You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?
  So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I’m your father?
  You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
  You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
  You bitch, let me remind you who you’re messing with
  Everything that you did, I’m the motherfucker who invented it
  I’m the original Dark Lord, you’re like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice
  My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
  You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour
  You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
  I’ll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters
  What’s your lightsaber vs a clan of all your white neighbors?
  Suck my robot balls
  Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off
  A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass
  We’ll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh
  Who won? Whos next? You decide
  Epic Rap Battles of History