text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  NICE PETER!
  VS!
  EPICLLOYD!
  BEGIN!
  Lloyd Ahlquist:
  This is one vid kid that you wont ever survive
  Ill beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe
  Youll be good at rapping some day, I promise bro
  But for now, just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show
  Ill slaughter your water color unicorns, eat em for breakfast
  Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis
  I can tell youre scared just from the body language Im reading
  You should start leaving, look, your hairlines already retreating
  Nice Peter? Whos that? No one gives two shits
  Everyone knows your page is just the place that rap battles live
  Dude youre really huge on YouTube, you got a great career
  But remember you got famous off of my idea
  Nice Peter:
  The battles were your idea to start with, thats no lie
  But Im the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys
  Look at you or let me just tell you what I see
  Youre a short little sidekick, Ill call you mini-me
  I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler
  Take the mustache away, you look more like Bette Midler
  You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick
  You and Bill OReilly can both suck my dick!
  Lloyd Ahlquist:
  Youre taller than I am but you look up to me
  The guy who got you your first job in comedy
  Nice Peter:
  I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus
  Youve got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris
  Lloyd Ahlquist:
  You? A musician? Eh, thats kinda stretching
  You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression
  Nice Peter:
  You look like a thumb, whered you even come from?
  Its like Im battle rapping a fat version of Gollum
  Lloyd Ahlquist:
  Im gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks
  You were nothing before you rode up on KassemGs jock
  Nice Peter:
  Man, you dont even have to say that kind of shit
  Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!
  Kassem?
  Lloyd Ahlquist:
  Oh, shit!
  KassemG:
  Not only are you not gonna quit the rap battles Pete
  Youre gonna make them bigger, youre gonna make them better
  Youre gonna put them on their own channel
  Nice Peter: I guess we could make like a second season-
  KassemG: Yes, exactly! And you, whats your name? I wanna say Todd?
  Lloyd Ahlquist: Um, Lloyd
  KassemG: You should start a YouTube channel
  Lloyd Ahlquist: I have one-
  KassemG: Great!
  Nice Peter: But what am I supposed to put on my channel?
  KassemG: How about you make music Peter? You know, like you used to?
  Nice Peter: Okay, ow-