text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  MARTIN LUTHER KING!
  VS!
  GANDHI!
  BEGIN!
  You want to battle wits? see whos a better pacifist
  I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this
  Slumdog skillionaire, first name Messiah
  Raps so hot I spit yoga fire
  Everything you preach, I said it first
  You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse
  Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther
  Im not thinking you shall overcome this Junior
  Im the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia
  No shoes, no shirt, but Im still gonna serve ya
  Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast
  Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last
  I admire the way you broke the British power
  But I have a dream that one day youll take a shower
  Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent
  Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence
  You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich
  Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach
  With protests and women, the same advice goes
  Always stay away from the hos
  Ive got so much street cred they write my name on the signs
  Id ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize
  Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows
  But Im about to forgive you so hard right now
  I am passively resisting the fact that you suck
  I am celibate because I dont give a fuck
  WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!