text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Steven Spielberg vs
  Alfred Hitchcock, begin
  Picture a child sitting next to a projector
  Learning from your films to become a much better director
  Now picture a three billion dollar dream machine
  Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene!
  Try to Duel with me Alfred, ya must be Psycho
  Ill bring back JAWS and take a bite of your Lifeboat
  Im Always so on the top of my game, I get the Vertigo
  My jets in the Terminal, waiting for me to Murder! ya
  I rocked the Academy and the DGA
  You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay
  Next time youre filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé
  Check the trade, see me Amblin to my next big play
  I produce cartoons and made games for all ages
  You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces
  Maybe next time I visit, youll be a bit more gracious
  Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!
  That was a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind
  But there wont be a pretty ending this time
  Half your billions should go to John Williams
  Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance
  Im the master of suspense, so intense
  No defense against Hitchcock once he presents
  My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance
  Youre more horrible than Megan Foxs acting in Transformers
  Come on, fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up
  I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup
  Im the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the camera
  Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana
  Cut! Gimme a Tylenol, stop rhyming, yall
  Alfred, you got no style dawg, Im the king of dialogue
  Theres only one movie I know you from
  And Ive seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one
  You tried to fight in World War One but couldnt do that
  The British Army wouldnt let you join cause you were too fat
  Look it up, its a true fact, Wikipedia that
  Now allow me to attack Steven the hack
  Due to War of the Worlds a failures what I label you
  It looked like some sell-out bullshit Michael Bay would do
  Ask anybody Whats your favorite Sam Jackson part?
  No ones gonna say Whats his name, from Jurassic Park?
  Scripts that I write aint the... cleanest 
  But when I grip mics Im the... meanest 
  Quentin Tarantino is a... genius
  A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis
  Genius is a powerful word, but theres no reason to use it
  Less youre talking about the Kubrick, then theres really nothing to it
  Every thing I do is visionary
  Every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it
  Do another take and get it right, a-hundred-twenty-seven times
  Ill make you learn to love me, Im the bomb, drop ultra-violent rhymes
  Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Spielberg the Color Purple
  A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles
  Thats enough, Ive heard enough crap from all of you
  Why dont I come down there and show you what a real star can do?
  I swoop low with the telephoto, no Bruckheimer, I work solo
  If theres one thing Ive learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking money
  I make that dollar, yall, motherfucking money
  Even make Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money
  I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money
  Rose to The Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money
  I aint got that guilt money, I dont give a fuck
  I take my checks to the bank and I sign em with my nuts
  I give the people what they love, while the critics say Im evil
  Got no time to read reviews, while Im working on the sequel
  Got a gift from above, and the eyes of an eagle
  When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal
  Who won? Whos next?
  You decide
  E—Explosion—pic Rap Battles of History