text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  ZEUS!
  VERSUS!
  THOR!
  BEGIN!
  Thor:
  Youve never been at war with the likes of Thor before
  The oracle shoulda warned you about the blood and gore
  Brought forth my raging thunderstorm force
  Because I dont get nice, I get Norse! 
  Valhalla at ya boy and well flyte it out
  But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarok the house!
  You tongue kissed your sister and consort with gorgons?
  Im the thunder down under nailing Natalie Portman!
  Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
  Youre ruthless to humans, im pooching on this God of the Douches
  And when were through with this your Hubris will send you to Hades
  So make like your daddy, and swallow my babies
  Zeus:
  Im the father of the Gods, Barbie, mind your manners!
  Odin cant touch this, let alone MC Hammer!
  Ill flip more middle fingers at you than a hundred hander
  Take your little tool away and youre just a blonde Bruce Banner!
  Im Olympic gold standard, on point like a trident
  Drop science colder than the frosty balls of your giants!
  Poseidon couldnt fathom the depth of your thickness
  I bask in the sun and you chose the land of Christmas
  But i have to save the mortals! Ech, blow me!
  Ill be boozing on the ouzo at the beach with Loki!
  Theres a hundred percent chance in the weather forecast
  Of Zeus raining wrath down upon Thors ass!
  Thor:
  Rain old man? This is hardly a drizzle
  You couldnt give the women in my homeland the sniffles
  You look miserable, old, and fat
  And you groped so many mates, you surely have the thunderclap!
  Its the swan song for your bullshit, with Leda and Europa!
  You shape-shifting rapist, keep your dick inside your toga!
  Its over, Ill smash you like an ogre!
  Thors a mighty soldier, youre a poor carbon copy, only older
  Zeus:
  You call yourself mighty, but youre not to my liking!
  So ill strike this weak viking twice with greased lightning!
  This blond shit talker is soft as Betty Crocker!
  I scarred Harry Potter, gave Ben Franklin the shocker‏!
  I am the alpha and the O, mega!
  Youre Thor skinned dick cheddar, smegma!
  Conquer the cloud-cold Nectar? Never!
  Without the Avengers, you would never be remembered!