text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
  GUY FAWKES
  VS
  CHE GUEVARA
  BEGIN!
  Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer
  Ill rhyme slayer from the 60s era
  Revolting heavy metal rebel blood spiller
  Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers 
  I’m known worldwide for my steely-eyed look
  Youre famous cause of Alan Moores third best book
  All the children say we will be like Che
  Asthmatic, but I’ll take your breath away gasp
  You tried to rebel against James the first
  Heres a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse!
  I got my face on a magnet on your roommates fridge
  Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge!
  You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick
  Got caught with a fuse like your bars, not lit
  You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy
  Treat this battle like the gallows and take another dive
  As a communist it must really hurt
  That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched
  Being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts
  Making capitalists rich off of you on merch
  Right, Im a pious man and I fight for the lord
  I would cut you but I dont want your sweat on my sword
  I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name
  And listening to you felt pretty much the same 
  Face it, Ernesto, youre Castro but less so
  Hes Cuba Commander, youre more of the Destro
  Revolt all you want, I don’t give two Guy Fawkes
  But look at Venezuela; what you’re fighting for sucks
  Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics
  A group with a bad touching little boys habit
  And this porn star pilgrim look whats up with that?
  It’s more like V for very bad hat
  Oh! Whats the Fawkes say now?
  When they cut your junk out
  Im the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote
  Youre an error prone terrorist penny for the scapegoat
  Don’t try to boast bout your banknotes with Guido
  You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito
  This very battle disproves your communist initiative
  These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed 
  Im Catholic, Ive got mass when Im rapping
  Youre an ump-Che, thats Bay of Pigs latin
  After what just happened you should retire
  Is it the 5th of November? Cause Im on fire!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!