text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  WOLVERINE!
  VERSUS!
  FREDDY KREUGER!
  BEGIN!
  1, 2, Freddys coming for you
  3, 4, better lock your-lock your-lock your-lock your
  Welcome to primetime, bitch
  Better stay awake like a meth head
  Spread red on your bed spread ’til youre lying there on your deathbed
  You got a healing factor?
  I got a kill-bitches-on-the-ceiling factor!
  Under that mask, youre a singer/actor
  Under my skin I’m a slasher/slasher
  Bitch! I come from Wes Cravens twisted mind!
  You come from comic books that kids get when theyre well behaved at Christmas time!
  Flock of Seagulls called
  They want their hairstyle returned
  And that wasnt even my main diss
  It was just a side-burn!
  Nice glove, bub
  But Im real from bones to teeth
  That claws like a strap-on
  Theres a pussy underneath.
  Dont sleep? That’s all you got for me?
  Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea
  I been to hell and back and whooped Satan’s ass
  You got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street!
  You wanna talk about burns, Mac?
  The PTA turned your face into Deadpools ballsack
  Wrapped in a Where’s Waldo sweater
  Jason cant talk and he rocks the mic better!
  So step into my catnap!
  See if you can hack that!
  Better hang on to your wack hat
  Cause your worst nightmare aint Hugh Jack shit
  Compared to the least of my Weapon-X flashbacks!
  I’m the adamantium champion X-Man
  Youll only ever be half of Edward Scissorhands!
  So dont get me more pissed, chump
  Ill take your whole franchise out with a fist bump!
  Look at the size of your body; how could I possibly think Im in trouble?
  I cant tell the difference between your action figure
  And your stunt double!
  Whats the matter? You look tired, eh?
  Ill be in your bed tonight, unlike Jean Grey
  As for me? Im a chick magnet
  So heavy metal bitches are real attracted
  What the fuck is a wolverine? Some kind of an angry beaver?
  I was more intimidated by a tiny canadian the first time I saw Justin Bieber!
  That verse stung, bub
  But Ive already recovered
  Ill call you tomorrow morning
  If I need my toast buttered
  I aint got time for this!
  Im saving the world, what qualities do you bring?
  Youre a pedophile from the Midwest
  At least R. Kelly could sing!
  So youve got the wrong room if youre looking for fear
  Only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer!
  That face tells me youve met your match
  So come back if youve got another itch to scratch
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!