text: FLASH IN THE PAN HIP HOP CONFLICTS OF NOWADAYS!
  LARRY BIRD!
  VS!
  BIG BIRD!
  BEGIN
  Whats up? It’s your boy from Sesame Street
  Here to rap against a freak with size 17 feet
  Youre like Oscar the Grouchs house because you’re trash
  Walkin round in green like Shrek with a mustache
  Larry Bird? More like Scary bird you ogre
  You look like Frankensteins monster but older
  Youre trying to battle with a childhood hero
  This one on one is gonna end with Larry Bird, zero
  The Legend spits raw like an oyster
  Bout to school this muppet how to rap so let me give you 3 pointers
  One, dont talk about being a freak
  You got accordion legs and Burts head for a beak
  Two, dont dress in yellow when you come to Boston
  Ill slap your happy ass and call you Magic Johnson
  Three, you don’t deserve a prize just for trying
  The only thing you taught kids is how to suck at flying
  Wow, I can’t believe what I just heard
  No way you just called me the flightless Bird
  You cant jump you can’t run stick to the threes
  Cause The Hick from French Lick surely cant hit me
  Im Snuffleupagus the way I bob and weave
  I’m the number one dunking on 33
  The letter of the day is U as in U got served
  So why dont you go ahead and try and Follow That Bird!
  That was some fowl language but I wear the crown
  Youre made of turkey feathers but youll never be down
  With the Celtics and I dont need to talk much smack
  To beat a handsy bird who bounces kids on his lap
  Its sad they never told you the deal 
  Your only real friend, Snuffy he aint even real
  So you wanna battle me again you better say no
  Or else youll get another size 17 boot to the egghole!
  WHO WON?
  WHO CARES?
  YOU DECIDE!
  FLASH IN THE PAN HIP HOP CONFLICTS OF NOWADAYS!