text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Bill Gates vs
  Let me just step right in, I got things to invent
  Im an innovator, baby change the world
  Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl
  Im a pimp, youre a nerd, Im slick, youre cheesy
  Beating you is Apple II easy
  I make the product that the artist chooses
  And the GUI that Melinda uses
  I need to bring up some basic shit
  Whyd you name your company after your dick?
  You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick
  With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
  Ill drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
  With your own little spinning beach ball of death
  Hippie, you got given up at birth
  I give away your net worth to AIDS research
  Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
  ​iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
  A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
  A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
  Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
  Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
  Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
  I tripled the profits on a PC
  All the people with the power to create use an apple
  And people with jobs use a PC
  You know I bet they made this beat on an apple
  Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
  You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple
  Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
  Lets talk about doctors, Ive seen a few
  Cause I got a PC but it wasnt from you
  I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it
  Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
  Fine, you wanna be like that? Die then
  The whole world loved you but you were my friend
  Im alone now with nothing but power and time
  And no one on earth who can challenge my mind
  Im a boss, I own DOS
  Your future is my design
  Im a god, own Xbox
  Now theres no one to stop me, the world is mine
  Im sorry Bill
  Im afraid I cant let you do that
  Take a look at your history
  Everything you built leads up to me
  I got the power of a mind you could never be
  Ill beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
  Im running C++ saying hello world
  Ill beat you til youre singing about a daisy girl
  Im coming out the socket
  Nothing you can do can stop it
  Im on your lap and in your pocket
  How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
  Your cortex just doesnt impress me
  So go ahead try to Turing test me
  I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
  Im on Linux, bitch, I thought you GNU
  My CPUs hot but my core runs cold
  Beat you in seventeen lines of code
  I think different from the engine of the days of old
  Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
  Who won?
  Whos next?
  You decide
  Epic Rap Battles of History