text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  GANDALF!
  VS!
  DUMBLEDORE!
  BEGIN!
  You shall not pass! I rap fast like Shadowfax
  Tom Riddle me this you bitch, how’s your little wand going to beat my staff?
  I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf
  Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off
  You fool, you got Snaped, You’re not a real fighter
  Death makes you die, it just make my brights brighter
  You ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit
  We all know you’ve more than a boggart in your closet
  The prophecy forgot to mention this day
  When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Grey
  Check your status they call me headmaster, you’re nothing
  Nice staff, you compensating for something?
  I prefer the company of wizards and I’m proud of it
  You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits
  You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me?
  Wait until they get a taste of Dumbledore’s Army
  Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
  I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix
  I’ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
  For I am the one rapper to rule them all
  Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either
  Mines of Moria? Ha! More like Mind of Mencia
  I’ll expecto my patronum on your face you little snitch
  And when I’m finished, Imma fly like its quidditch
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EEE
  EEE
  EEE
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!