text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  GOKU!
  VERSUS!
  SUPERMAN!
  BEGIN!
  Who can stop this constipated jock
  With the awful animation and the complicated plot?
  Whos got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
  This looks like a job for the OG 
  Im killing it, youre Krillin it, Im villainous to vegetables
  Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals
  My level is incredible, Im out of your league
  You want justice? Ill bust this nut up in your Chi Chi
  Greasy slick emcee from DC
  One breath, Ill freeze your whole measly species
  Youre primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots
  Step in Metropolis, Ill snap a carrot, period
  How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?
  Your powers have been boring since the nineteen fucking forties 
  Defeat me with heat beams? Youre crazy
  Cause Im a Super Saiyan, youre a flying Miss Daisy
  Youre pretty pasty to be powered by the sun
  You cant flow to Son Goku, I Kaoiken get it done
  When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock
  Cause theres nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks
  Look at those panties 
  You got that camel toe
  Ill report to Lois Lane, then Superman that ho
  Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes
  Just one punch and over 9000 screams!
  Ill make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties
  From Z to GT, you can Dragonball deez
  Dont lecture me about fights, you caped coward
  You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers
  Theres only one way that this battles gonna end
  One more Superman whos never gonna walk again
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EP! IC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!