text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  CLEOPATRA! VS MARILYN MONROE!
  BEGIN!
  Whose rap flows the dopest? Marilyn Monroes is
  Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses
  You could never kick my ass, so kiss my clitoris
  This ugly hag and KassemG got matching noses
  You better hold more than your skirt, miss please
  Im the Queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me
  Plus youve got so much experience down on your knees
  Married a writer, but I dont even think you can read
  Youll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot
  Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batters box
  Im a descendant of the Gods, dont anger me trick
  Youll lose this battle like your bout with barbiturates
  I had some ugly boys but youre forgettin the others
  Marlon Brando and the Kennedys, while you fuck your own brothers
  You think youre so chic up in your fancy palace
  Gettin Lo on Mark Antony, tossing Caesars salad
  You wear too much eyeliner for anyone to adore you
  You might as well be working the door at Sephora
  I got an ass that wont quit
  You had an asp and got bit, on the tit
  Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet
  You still got no children after your third marriage
  You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage
  Youve got an hourglass figure, but thats about it
  A candle in the wind that cant act for shit
  Translate this into hieroglyphs
  Your sandy vagina has a 7-year itch
  My best friends are diamonds! You cant beat me, quit trippin
  Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!