text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  BABE RUTH!
  VS
  LANCE ARMSTRONG!
  BEGIN!
  Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression
  Ill let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession
  I admit it, I did what I had to do to win!
  Im an athlete, youre a specimen of sin!
  With your drinking and smoking and choking down food
  I know French dudes with better manners than you!
  So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do,
  I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you!
  You lived strong, beat cancer, congratulations!
  Now Ill drop your ass faster than your own foundation
  Third base with an Olsen twin, thats the sin, face it!
  Shes just a little girl, whatd you give her, a bracelet?
  Whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch!
  Youre as boring as your Tour de France is to watch
  So come on, little buddy, dont look so pissed!
  With all that blood and attitude, youre like a menstrual cyclist!
  You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me?
  Thats like having a pasta contest without Italy!
  Youre an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame
  Just think what you couldve done if you wouldve actually trained!
  Im the pinnacle of physical condition while you dip your stick in prostitutes and called it foul tippin
  Are you trippin?
  Youll be nothing but a skeleton
  Messing with the fellow in yellow who will be pedaling like hell up in the Peloton!
  Its the bottom of the ninth against the Texan in a bathing suit
  Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Baby Ruth
  It may be way too soon but Im calling my shot
  And Im not talking about those Italian syringes you brought!
  The Sultan of Swat will knock you right outta the park
  And round the bases to the sound of up-roaring applause
  While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because
  You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was!
  You look tired, kid, youve got Sheryl crows feet eyes
  Pedal home to France, and maybe bring me back some fries!
  Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, Ill fan your fancy bike and all
  Yerr out, with three strikes, and just one ball!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP OF HISTORY!