text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  AL CAPONE!
  VS
  BLACKBEARD!
  BEGIN!
  I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger
  Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger
  Aint no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear
  Im an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer
  Beef with me? Please! Im the high seas Caesar
  My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer
  Youre an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter
  That no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers
  Dont start a war with me, youre not hardcore
  Ill pimp-slap those face scars of yours, port and starboard
  You spent time in Alcatraz, Im sure you were fine
  If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes
  Im a busy man, Captain Crunch, Ill make this quick
  Im ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did
  I had syphilis, yeah, well youre a huge dick
  With a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricks
  I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect
  Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved right up your poop deck
  Slappin bitch-ass teaches back since I was 14
  You aint a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween
  Ill use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddies
  And burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money
  Then maybe theyll find your bloated body dead and washed up on the beach
  This is Capone rapping and Im capping this captain, Capisce?
  The Valentine massacre brought you condemnation
  But Im gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion
  When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination
  So prepare to learn the Davy Jones Locker combination
  Forty cannon on the Queen Anne, your gang cant stop it
  Ill pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit
  Cause Im a criminal legend with a badass name
  Youre a fat thug with an STD in his brain
  Cmon, they chopped your head off and they hung it from a rope
  The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap
  I mean, that rat nest beards trapped so many crumbs
  This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month
  Im the emcee assassin, slash like Edward Kenway
  Rap so hard call me Al... dente
  Take your little sloop John B and go home
  Tell South Carolina Blackbeard got Capwned
  WHO WON!
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP
  BATTLES OF HISTORY!