text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Kim Jong-il vs Hulk Hogan
  Begin
  The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to ill
  Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill
  Your body looks like a spray tan banana
  With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana
  I’m coming at you like the Asian Ric Flair
  Bitch, I’ll suplex you by your friggin dick hair!
  Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude
  You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!
  You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
  You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother
  You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
  I’m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony
  Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know
  I’ll hang you from the ropes like South Park puppet show
  I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling
  Brother I’ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!
  Beijing is in China, you blond asshole
  I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando
  North Korea, bitch, let me give you a tour
  By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!
  Hulk Hogan goes down! I don’t know if he can finish the battle... He’s reaching for the ropes! Its.. Its Macho Man Randy Savage!
  Ooh yeah, it’s about to get real
  Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-Il
  I don’t like to hit little bitches with glasses
  But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses
  The Macho Man, there is no equal
  So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people
  PUNK, I’ll elbow drop your whole nation
  On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation!
  Ooh Yeah!
  Who won? Whos next? You decide
  Epic Rap Battles of History