text: FLASH IN THE PAN HIP HOP CONFLICTS OF NOWADAYS!
  RONALD MCDONALD
  VERSUS
  THE BURGER KING!
  BEGIN!
  Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today?
  One flame broiled ass clown? Have it your way
  You cant do fast food half as good as I do
  Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru
  Your friends are a combo meal of weird lookers
  You got a bird, a burglar, and a big purple booger
  Man, take these wack McRaps off the menu
  Ill call you Ronald Donald, cause theres no MC in you
  Why dont you call me Ronald Jeremy? Cause Im getting nasty
  Like the whoppers that you sell made of horse lips and ass meat
  Ask Rick and Morty whos the lyrical boss
  I got lines for days, call me Szechuan Sauce!
  The undisputed G.O.A.T of putting burgers in bellies
  Im fast food Eminem, youre Machine Gun Kelly!
  Im Coke to your Pepsi, Im Mac, youre Android!
  Lets be real here, Im Nice Peter and youre EpicLLOYD
  Youre number one like the piss I took in your ball pit
  Those rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit!
  You creepy ass clown, youre so spooky, its insane!
  You look like you just ate someones brother in a storm drain!
  You cant beat the king with world leaders like these
  The whole head of your government is named Mayor McCheese!
  I aint loving shit, even if Timberlake sings!
  Im running circles around you like my onion rings!
  But that last verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it
  Last time I saw a rapper this plastic there was a toy in it
  Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man!
  I had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the Weather Man!
  Call me MC Flurry, cause Im so chill
  My raps sleep at my house, because theyre so ill!
  In the contest of the best mascot in town
  You might be the king, but I wear the crown!
  WHO WON?
  WHO CARES?
  YOU DECIDE!
  FLASH IN THE PAN HIP HOP CONFLICTS OF NOWADAYS!