text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  DEADPOOL!
  VERSUS!
  BOBA FETT!
  BEGIN!
  Oh, is it me? Well, heres my first issue
  I barely even know enough about you to diss you
  But do you guys honestly think that Id screw this feud up
  And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?
  Thats bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas
  Man, Ill slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas
  Im one of a kind, youre a Xerox of your papa
  Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba
  Im tight, youre mad baggy; Im toned, youre so flappy
  Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy
  Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape
  Maaaybe Ill write a letter, and mail it in your face
  Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick
  And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic
  Ill smack a merc in the mouth if he doesnt quit running that lip off
  Bitch, who you calling clone, youre a Deathstroke rip-off
  You stole Spidermans eyes and Snake Eyes weapons
  You got Wolverines powers, man, youre comic sloppy seconds
  That Dr. Killebrew dude needs to go back to med school
  Cause right now, youre no good to me, Deadpool
  Ooooh, whats that? A missile backpack?
  Well, I guess youll be alright if a fucking bird attacks
  Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw
  With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was AAAH!
  I only need five lines, cause I look fucking great
  You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face
  But youre worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead
  Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head
  Who you calling schizophrenic? Youve got two different voices!
  Youre like your holiday special, man: full of bad choices
  You think your chimichangas hot, but you couldnt be milder
  You shouldve made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder
  And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned
  You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon
  So maybe dont talk about movies cause youve got dick to say
  Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far, far away
  Im a legend, youre a trend, you aint got half the skills I got
  Ill beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap
  And then Ill call Dominos, she likes what Im shaking
  She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon
  Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin whos blasting foes
  I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows
  Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration
  Now run home and heal from this disintegration
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC
  RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY