text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Justin Bieber vs Ludwig van Beethoven
  Begin
  Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
  Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
  I’m the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Betty White
  Here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber Fever tonight
  Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible
  Who even listens to Classical anyway?
  Even Elise wants to do me and now that you’re right next to me
  I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies
  Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson
  Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
  Never say Never? You’ll never be forgetting
  I’ve crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages
  Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages
  I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree
  My name is Beethoven motherfucker Maybe you’ve heard of me?
  Not the Saint Bernard Version, I’m the real O.G
  You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!
  I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
  When’s the last time your music got anybody laid?
  I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left
  What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!
  I would smack you but in Germany we don’t hit little girls
  And I’m glad I’m deaf, so I can’t hear that piece of shit “My World”
  There’s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies
  You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats!
  Who won? Whos next? You decide
  Epic Rap Battles of History