text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  BILL NYE!
  VERSUS!
  SIR ISAAC NEWTON!
  BEGIN!
  Of all the scientific minds in history
  They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
  Im a master, I discovered gravity!
  I drop rhymes like theyre falling from an apple tree
  Youre no match for me, you got a bach degree
  I got a unit of force named after me!
  You want a battle, guy? Thats a crazy notion
  When I start flowing, I stay in motion
  First Law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect?
  Perhaps itd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect
  I was born on Christmas, Im Gods gift!
  I unlocked the stars that youre dancing with
  You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science you explain to kids
  Yes, its true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
  But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow
  And Im still in my prime, hitting my stride
  Whatd you do with the back half of your life?
  You freaked out, started counting coins for the bank
  And you sure didnt have no wife! Oooh!
  You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldnt attract no body
  Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy! 
  You dont wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! 
  I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh!
  Stick to drinking that Mercury
  Cause I hypothesize that youre about to get beat!
  Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest
  You wouldnt even pass in one of my classes!
  Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction
  Except for when we both start rapping!
  I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding
  And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind youre standing in!
  And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote at half of your age to rebut
  The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what??
  Why dont you pick on a brain your own size?
  We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye
  Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly
  By the way, the answer to your little calculation is i
  As in I put the swag back in science
  While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz
  And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business
  The universe is infinite, but this battle is finished
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  Y-Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY..
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF H..
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!