text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  BRUCE BANNER!
  VERSUS!
  BRUCE JENNER!
  BEGIN!
  Ill school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce
  With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes
  I hear youre good at running, youre just like the Flash
  Especially in the hundred meter ditch your wife dash
  Im an ace in the lab, acid, base, and treble
  So let me break you down on a molecular level
  You turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green
  The most overrated athlete anyones ever seen
  You need to carry fatherhood across the finish line 
  Kept up with the Kardashians, but left some kids behind
  Run along youll thank me, cause Im getting kind of cranky
  And trust me, you wouldnt like me when Im angry
  I think youre in your element when youre behaving badly
  Honestly, youre kinda Boron when youre happy
  Ill lap and pass your ass ten different ways
  Decathlon athlete, blast through you like some gamma rays
  The truth is, there’s no truce between the Bruces
  You’re a drifter being useless, I’m a winner, no excuses 
  Beautiful women all up on my jock
  I got a home gym, check me on the cereal box, doc
  You big green freak, don’t try to flex
  If it wasn’t for your cousin, you’d never have sex 
  You’re so strong when you get mad
  Too bad you can’t go back and protect your mom from your dad
  Ahhh! That painted face dont give you class
  Just one more thing Bruce do for cash
  Best thing you make? Kylie ass
  She eighteen? Hulk smash!
  That’s my teenage daughter, man, I have to forbid this
  I’ll put a javelin through your jolly green discus
  Kylie not the type of girl Im gonna let you smash on
  You’ll get the medal without the decathlon
   Hulk is Hulk, no identify as man
  Me thinks Cait might understand
  No gender issue, this Jenner issue
  Just you being you is enough to diss you
  Look, I understand that you hate yourself 
  But you don’t need to blame yourself
  You a tiger, stop trying to tame yourself
  You gotta be big enough to contain yourself
  And get hit with a little forgiveness
  Be green, that ain’t none of my business
  But if you think you’re looking good in those torn-ass clothes
  You’re lyin, which means you need a new wardrobe
  Oh! The vision of those shorts kinda scarred me
  What, you just rage at a Barney-themed party?
  That’s probably not something you seen as a child
  Not one day did you see your daddy smile
  Hulk not strong enough to deal with denial
  Laying you down easy, that’s kitchen tile 
  Examine this under your microscope
  You got no neck, but you still fucking choked
  After battling me, you’re gonna always be pissed
  So the Hulk will stay forever, neither Bruce will exist
  WHO WON?
  WHO’S NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!