text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  SHERLOCK HOLMES!
  VS
  BATMAN!
  BEGIN!
  Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck
  I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck
  Ill crush your British nuts until theyre bangers and mash
  Ive seen better detective work in Tango & Cash
  You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets
  While you and Velma here are solving Scooby Doo mysteries
  Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can
  So bring it on, bitch, Im Batman!
  I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain
  I deduce this deuce stain as Bruce Wayne 
  Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours
  To afford the toys he needs 
  You want a battle, bat? Bring it then 
  Good! Then hell be used to getting served by Englishmen!
  Youre a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill
  My sidekicks a doctor 
  Shut up, nerds, I serve justice, so eat it
  My sidekick only comes around...
  When hes needed!
  Boy Wonder make you wonder how your ass got killed
  Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville
  Ill blast you with that bat-whack-rap repellant
  Rappel a building, snatch a villain, then by dinner be chilling
  Gotta secret about your homegirl Irene Adler
  Took her back to my nest, to bam pow kersplat her
  Ill shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!
  Holy Conan Doyle, lets get em! Aw god damn!
  Youre not smart, youre selfish, you endanger everyones life
  Why dont you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?
  Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
  Youll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!
  This mustnt register on an emotional level...
  First, exploit childhood tragedy...then gesture with pipe...
  Watson finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment
  Conclude with killer catchphrase....
  I believe your parents homicide is why you mask your face
  Youre shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
  Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste! 
  Youre a bat shit crazy basket case!
   Ive got tonnes!
  Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson 
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!