text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
  BOB ROSS
  VERSUS
  PABLO PICASSO
  BEGIN
  I am the greatest, the modern art Muhammad Ali
  I melt faces, call me MC Dali
  Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
  Youre the PBS version of Nickelback
  But I think you must be a genius cause with zero training
  You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
  Why dont you go back home and beat your brush, you chump!
  I could make better art with my wiener, Lump!
  Im so glad you could join me today
  So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
  Youre moody little genius, always so serious
  I know, you must be on your Blue Period
  Your work is melancholic, Im painting happy little trees
  Call me Jackson Pollock, because I splatter MCs
  With the voice that soothes, so lets do this
  I’ll twist you up like youre a Rubik’s cubist
  Dont use that word like you know what it is
  You painted thirty thousand pictures of bushes and sticks
  Does your audience know that you stole your whole show?
  You just ripped off your teacher, and added an afro!
  My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula
  Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano
  De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
  Back...to...you...Bob
  Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica
  I served twenty years, air force, United States of America
  My technique will make your mistress weep
  Put her to sleep, elbow drop her dreams, I go deep
  And I keep it mellow like some cadmium yellow
  Im a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
  Dont believe in mistakes unless you step to me
  Yo Pablo, you just got your happy little ass beat
  WHO WON?!
  WHOS NEXT?!
  YOU DECIDE!!!
  Here’s a Epic… here’s a little Rap… BATTLE OF HISTORY!