text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  THE GHOSTBUSTERS!
  VS!
  THE MYTHBUSTERS!
  BEGIN!
  Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches
  Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
  If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do
  Give us a call, were ready to defeat you
  Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done
  Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one!
  Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty
  Try to beat us in a battle? 
  The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main mans slinky
  I collect spores 
  Like your show, its all fluff and filler
  Ill kick your hiney man, Im a savage killer
  Wow, your raps are just too wack to handle
  Lets do it like we do on the Discovery Channel
  Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process
  And in this episode, well give you a synopsis
  Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back
  Its a fact, positrons dont react like that
  You built a laser grid with no safety switch
  And Walter Peck was right, thats some shady shit
  Good thing you work in a firehouse, cause you just got burned
  You are poor scientists, and thats confirmed
  Thats enough from the Walrus and Dickless the clown
  Lets show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown
  Grab your stick , heat em up 
  High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion
  We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams
  Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes
  Its a rap test dummy, and youre both getting crashed
  We came, we saw, we kicked your ass
  Ghosts arent real, but it should be said
  Its time to bring the B-Team back from the dead
   Things are getting scary, when Tory, Grant and Kari
  Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry
  We reject your flows, and substitute our own
  Uhhhhhhhmmm...
  Whyd you stop? I couldnt think of a rhyme
  Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind
  Aww... aww...
  Yo, raise up, its Stay Puft, I stay fluff
  Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up 
  Imma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I dont play
  Show these dweebs how to rock a beret 
  I live so large you cant harsh my mellow
  Just one step took me out the ghetto
  You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows
  Cause Big Puft just turned all you bitches to toast
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC! RAP, RAP! RRRRRRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!