text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  RONALD MCDONALD!
  VERSUS!
  THE BURGER KING!
  BEGIN!
  Welcome to BK! How can I serve ya today?
  One flame broiled ass clown? Have it your way!
  You cant do fast food half as good as I do
  Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru!
  Youre played out like a Chuck-E-Cheese Token
  Your styles like your ice cream machines: broken
  Im dropping Whoppers thatll knock you off the menu!
  Call you Ronald Donald, cause theres no MC in you
  Why dont you call me Ronald Jeremy? Cause Im getting nasty
  Like the whoppers you sell made of horse lips and ass meat
  Ask Rick and Morty whos the lyrical boss
  Ive got lines for days, call me Szechuan Sauce
  The undisputed G.O.A.T of putting burgers in bellies
  Im fast food Eminem, youre Machine Gun Kelly
  Im Coke to your Pepsi, Im Mac, youre Android
  Lets be real, Im Nice Peter and youre EpicLLOYD
  Youre number one like the whizz I took in your ball pit
  Them rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit!
  You spooky ass clown, youre so creepy its insane!
  You look like you just ate someones brother in a storm drain!
  You cant beat the king with your crew, please!
  The whole head of your governments name is Mayor McCheese!
  I aint loving shit, even if Timberlake sings
  Im running circles round you like my onion rings!
  But that verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it
  Last rapper this plastic had a Happy Meal toy in it
  Im serving billions and I cant be beat
  Youre a bin full of lettuce, facing da feet
  Using Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man
  Ive had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the Weather Man
  Im the best trash talking mascot in town
  You might be the king, but a clown wears the crown!
  (Wheres the Beef? Right here!
  Wheres the Beef? Right here!
  Wheres the Beef? Right here!)
  Show me two losers old enough to be my daddies
  And Ill square off with em like the corners of my meat patties
  Its Wendy! The hip-hopping Pippi Longstocking
  No flows as Frosty as the salad bars that Im dropping
  Im topping you two like plain baked potatoes
  Exploiting you both like you were growing my tomatoes
  King, youre creepy and youre always second fiddle
  Your breakfast croissants are even worse than his McGriddle!
  And McDonalds gave your job to a box with a face
  Left you behind like a quiet kid in a PlayPlace
  Im the fast food Queen, mean with a tweet sesh
  Leave opponents frozen cause I always keep my beef fresh!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP om nom nom nom nom nom BATTLES OF HISTORY!