text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  MITT ROMNEY!
  VERSUS!
  BARACK OBAMA!
  BEGIN!
  Im not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
  Im rich, I got fat stacks and Super PACs
  We all know what went down in that 2008 election
  Youre a decent politician with a winning complexion
  Youre all Barack and no bite
  Been no change and were all still hoping
  That youll shut your mouth
  But like Guantanamo Bay theyre both open
  Youre from the windy city
  Where youre looking pretty with your blowhards
  But come January, youll be left evicted and with no job
  Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase
  Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days
  You see this silver spoon?
  This dug Mass out of debt
  Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%
  You feel that Barry? Youre old news, everyones having doubts
  And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that youve done nothing about
  Call me a vicious businessman cause Romneys stealing this race
  Ill go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face
  They say your father was a great man, you must be whats left
  Need to stop hatin on gays, let em teach you how to dress
  Youve got the momma jeans, and a Mister Fantastic face
  So rich and white its like Im running against a cheesecake!
  Republicans need a puppet and you fit
  Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt
  Im the head of state, youre like a head of cabbage
  Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package
  Youre a bad man with no chance, you cant even touch me
  I got four more years in the White House, just trust me
  I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
  Cause right now, Im 47% through kicking your ass
  Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad
  What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had?
  Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get crazy
  If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady!
  Ha, dont bring up wives, man, what are you doing?
  You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!
  Uh, let me be clear, uh, dont get it twisted
  Well see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
  Ahhuuhhhaa
  Youre a stuttering communist
  Oh yeah? Well youre stupid
  Youre stupid
  Nuh-uh
  Errggg
  Errggg
  Cawwww!
  By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
  The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
  You! I wanna like you! Dont talk about change, just do it!
  I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
  And you, moneybags, youre a pancake, youre flip-floppity
  Its a country, not a company you can play like Monopoly!
  Ill properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
  Of the people, by the people, for the people
  Eagle!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC!
  RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!