text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER!
  VERSUS!
  THANOS!
  BEGIN!
  I am inevitable, immeasurable, inexorable, monstrous
  With bars weighing on you harder than your haunting guilty conscience
  I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm
  Youre a pencil-pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb
  Seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
  Well, that makes sense because your rhymes are only hot periodically
  Man, I burned the Avengers down to embers, sent half your planet to be slaughtered
  And now Im offing Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
  Got a fist of gold when Im rapping
  Six Infinity Gems what Im packing
  Stick your tiny nuclear dick back into your pants, Dr. Manhattan
  Hadron smashing all your atoms, best not collide with me when Im rhyming
  Cause you break and bleed so easy I think Ill call you Oppen-hymen
  Its impossible to top me, Oppie, you just dont have the stones
  Apparently the only thing youre good at wrecking is a home
  Cause you slept with your friends wife, right there in your friends bed
  Then got another married girl pregnant, you shouldve gone for the head
  Listening to you took everything I have left
  After your raps, I am become deaf
  You need an Iron, Man, for that wrinkly-ass skin
  And that butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt chin 
  Wheres your rhythm? I thought you had the Time Stone
  Your punchlines sound like they came from RhymeZone
  You might be something in the MCU
  But between us, whos the worst MC? You
  Your dialogues got too many breaks in the syllables
  You talk so slow, Drax thinks youre invisible
  I cause chain reactions when Im lyrical
  Cause I got that fissile material
  You were born to Eternals, but came out looking so scary
  That your own mother tried to make you a temporary
  Meanwhile, Ive mastered the atom, more than any man alive
  Now Im here to split U like two and three from five
  Im a peaceful man, but I do what I must
  You had an evil plan, Thanos, and it left you in the dust
  It must leave you enraged when you compare our talents
  Because in this battle, there is no balance
  For a communist pariah, you come off as awfully cocky
  But Ill make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
  Im the box office topper, the Marvel showstopper
  Got my name on this win like its the Thanoscopter
  You just got no answer for Fortnites dopest dancer
  I will Loki choke you out like my name was Throat Cancer
  You wanna talk about Death?
  How about the one that looked at you and swiped left?
  Im the destroyer of worlds
  You got your nuts handed to you by a Squirrel Girl
  Were in the endgame now, Tinky Winky
  Ill finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky
  Anyone who believes that Thanos did nothing wrong crap
  Has obviously never heard you rap, oh snap
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC- snap
  Aw, man...