text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  DONATELLO!
  MICHELANGELO!
  LEONARDO!
  RAPHAEL!
  VS!
  LEONARDO!
  MICHELANGELO!
  DONATELLO!
  AND RAPHAEL!
  BEGIN!
  Cowabunga, dude, so lets get it on
  Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
  We got the classical technique
  To kick these three-toed freaks back under the street
  I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat
  You dont really wanna step to da Vinci
  I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
  So let me pass the mic to my man, Donatello.
  Hard shell, but youre gross in the middle
  Wouldnt wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
  Born in goop, raised in poop
  I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit - oops!
  Yo, Raphael, and I came to flow
  Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked
  Im an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
  I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling!
  Oh, Michelangelo, and Im a giant!
  I made David, but Ill slay you like Goliath!
  Im a rap God, and you cant quite touch me!
  This battles your Last Judgement, trust me!
   & 
  We drop science!
   & 
  We got the mathematics!
  The architects of rebirth are rap addicts!
  You beat the Foot, but it wont go well
  When you catch an Italian boot to the half shell!
  The wisdom of our master 
  Taught us not to rush to violence 
  But our master 
  Aint here, dudes! !
  I dont think you wanna mess with my katana blade!
  Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!
  I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!
  Im a pristine Sistine nun chucka!
  Oh hi, Im a cool but rude guy
  Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai
  Uh, Dona-tell me who you are again dude
  Cause I dont Gattamelata clue what you do
  Thats because you mutants are too immature
  You wouldnt know genius if it pissed in your sewer
  We got the talent, and the mind, and the rhymes so sweet
  Were like your NES game, because we cant be beat!
  Go ahead and hate cause well just skate on by
  You guys draw more dicks than New York Pride
  Were the TMNT, drop kicking Italy 
  Chowing on your tower made of pizza, save a slice for me!