text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!
  VS!
  THE MARIO BROTHERS!
  BEGIN!
  Were the Wright Brothers and there cant be no other
  We dont wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?
  Cause your princess is in our castle now. 
  We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong
  Before us, people only used to fly in balloons
  You think were scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
  You shoulda, would, coulda come to lose an extra life
  So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe
  Its-a me Mario! And Luigi motha
  Why dont yous get back in your biplane and make out with each other?
  Look at these two, their lives must have been horrible
  Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville
  You spend all your time on one machine? 
  If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf
  You should eat something anyway
  Look at you so skinny!
  You may fly like a Hawk
  But you fight like a Kitty
  We dont need to fight
  Were the fathers of flight
  Representing North Carolina 
  Well be pressing all your buttons like were the controller
  Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
  You talk a lot of trash
  But let me tell you something
  Were gonna beat you so fast
  Its like were holding down the B Button
  Were serving up an 8-bit fist, made to order
  Thatll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters
  Like POW! How you like me now?
  Spit flames out our mouth like our name was Bowser
  Youll get pummeled
  Youll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel
  Weve been dropping Bob-ombs since we started this song
  Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!