text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  TONY HAWK!
  VERSUS!
  WAYNE GRETZKY!
  BEGIN!
  I can skate better than this church boy turd can
  Not Cash Money, its just Wayne versus Birdman
  You got your whole league to protect and adore you
  So which goons gonna take this battle for you?
  Im the dude who blew up extreme sports
  That nose looks like its seen extreme snorts
  I mean, look at that thing, that slope is gigantic
  Even I wouldnt fly off a ramp that titanic
  And all the ice underneath you will be melted into water
  When I hit you with a trick thats even hotter than your daughter
  Youre old and youre basic, your talent is faded
  And Oiler alert: youre about to get traded
  I drop rhymes like Im dropping into a half pipe
  Ill thrash this asswipe, hit you like a hash pipe
  Keep your mittens on, Gretzky, youre too clean
  I got this covered like gravy on poutine
  That verse was rough; damn, Tony
  So let me smooth it out, like Im a damn Zamboni
  Im the greatest ever when I play hockey
  But on the microphone I dont play, Hawkey
  This is a street fight, T-Hawk, show some respect
  If you dont, then youll catch a slap shot to the deck
  And I take a Flyer down, bird, youre getting wrecked
  So you best prepare for arrival and cross check
  Hey, let me tell you what putting a puck in the nets worth
  Double what you bank in bucks, check my net worth
  And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for Wayne
  Youre on your fourth wife, talk about the X-Games
  There was one big trick that you ever did
  Then you got out-spun by a 12-year old kid
  Oh, you like finger flips? How bout one of these?
  Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees
  Great one, Wayne; let me say something, Wayne
  I got 99 problems and you aint one Wayne
  Youll catch a pop-shove it to the mullet if you tempt me
  Your threats are like my swimming pools, bruh, empty
  Lets skip the kickflips and McTwists
  Youll be speechless after three periods like an ellipsis
  This goofy-footed geek straight getting smoked
  Got you down on your kneepads, sorry bout the deke joke
  You should hit the buzzer cause its time to change lines
  You put that joke in a top shelf of lame rhymes
  This aint typical sports, I use centripetal force
  While you prance around in four-pound icy diaper shorts
  I try to watch you on TV, but I cant see the puck
  Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams mighty suck
  I taught kids around the world that theres nothing they cant do
  Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes
  Time out; lets talk about athletic achievements
  You and I have so many world records between us
  184, thats plenty of them
  And I set 183 of them!
  Undisputed, unrefuted G-O-A-T
  Youve been going downhill since Pro Skater 3
  And Im too far ahead for you to catch up
  For true sports fans, this was finished as soon they heard the match up
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!