text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  CLINT EASTWOOD! VS BRUCE LEE!
  BEGIN!
  Ive got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw
  Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws
  How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw?
  Dont need words to serve ya, Imma just say WAAAT-AWWW!
  Your movies, they bore us, theyre slow as a tortoise
  Im the king of nunchucks, I fucked up Chuck Norris
  I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe
  Heres my two-finger push up, Kung F U!
  You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger
  But Ill rip through your ass faster than a Pupu Platter
  Youre in the gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks
  You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
  You dont belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop
  So go ahead, make my iPod
  Those little dances you do dont threaten me, Bruce
  Fuck you dude, I even squint better than you
  I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly
  I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me
  Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo Million Dollar Babies
  You were cool in the 80s, maybe, but now youre just crazy
  A man who argues with people who arent even there
  Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!
  Do ya feel lucky, punk? Thats what Im askin
  You cant be too tough, you got killed by an Aspirin
  And your one-inch punch? Same size as your pecker
  Leave the rappin to me, stick to Chinese Checkers
  Id beat you in round two but thatd be unbelievable
  No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel
  WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!