text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  THOMAS EDISON!
  VERSUS!
  NIKOLA TESLA!
  BEGIN!
  Step up, youll be shocked when I spit and start static
  Ill rip your style and add it to my long list of patents
  While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges
  Im pumping out inventions, stacking riches, so go back to your pigeons
  Youre a geek, plagued by OCD
  You never had sex, but you sure got screwed by me
  Ill crush you Tesla, theres just no putting it gently
  I dont alternate my flow, I diss you directly
  I see a universe of infinite energy
  But no potential for threat from this enemy
  So you can call me Tesla, Nikola, impeccably dressed
  Giving lessons in electrical nemesis, this will be on the test
  So confess to your thefts and let the whole world know
  What the Serbian did for the Wizard of Menlo
  History is getting rewritten and I have reddit
  Your best invention was a way to steal credit
  The truth hertz, youre broke and washed up
  Dont give a smidgen bout your visions if they cant make a buck
  I conduct business, understood things you never could
  So dope that I even make New Jersey look good
  Im on the record I invented, you got duped, there, I said it
  And Ill bet you fifty thousand dollars that youll never forget it
  Without me, heres a taste of what this battle would be
  No lights, no camera, no sound. See?
  You fool, you think that you can touch me with this?
  You couldnt handle my gifts with your greedy little mind
  Whats inside mine was ahead of its own time
  You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!
  Its the wireless transmission of truth
  And its a shocking real story of a banker and you
  And if the people knew you stopped me from making power free
  They would curse the con Edison with every utility
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  E-E-E-E-EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!