text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  DONALD TRUMP!
  VERSUS!
  HILLARY CLINTON!
  BEGIN!
  Ive been in this game too long
  Im a public servant
  Have been since I met MLK in person
  Im a woman of the people, thats for certain
  Youre a man of the people who dont like turbans
  I was living in the West Wing while you were professional wrestling
  You got skin like Russian dressing
  From too much Russian investing
  You been going bankrupt since the 90s
  If I was in Iran, you couldnt find me
  You dont care about the job, Trump
  You just think the desk is shiny
  I said that I respect your children
  But that wasnt quite right, yo
  Looking like some extras from American Psycho
  First name is Hillary, middle name, Rodham
  Last name is Clinton and lyrics, I got em
  You fire celebrities on The Apprentice
  Motherfucker, I fire bin Laden! Crack! coughs
  How do I say this? Youre racist
  Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk
  So you use your fingers to touch chicks
  Shes only 12 years old
  Thats enough, shit!
  But shes married, sir
  Just gotta get pushy
  Thats your daughter
  Well, grab her by the pussy
  Thats assault, brotha!
  Dont tell me the victims at fault, sucka!
  You dont know shit about steaks, yucka!
  But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!
  Better save the date, Im gonna rock the vote
  Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote
  So go ahead Donald, let me see your flow
  I brought Michelles speech, borrow some quotes
  Let me just say I respect all females
  But your rhymes are trash
  Put em next to your emails
  Our countrys in crisis
  Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS?
  That might not be exactly true
  But I dont do politeness
  You wanna talk about misogyny?
  Your Bills worse than Cosby
  He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi
  Terrible
  You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary, I sense it
  But the only crack youll find is my ass pressed against it
  The numbers are in and Im right on your tail
  You dont have the stamina, baby, youre frail
  This will be just like 08 when you fail
  But Trump will appoint you to jail
  How do I say this? Youre a two
  And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew
  What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do
  To get it through your fat face that theyre just not that into you?
  They want a strong male leader, who can stand up to China 
  Not a crooked little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina
  Im gonna run these streets like I run my casinos
  More police and less Latinos
  While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks
  Ill create jobs tearing down mosques
  Then Ill use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall
  Dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all
  Ill make this country great again
  Well all be living large
  Ill tell Congress youre fired and put Charles in charge
  Cause this whole systems rigged and we all know the riggers
  For the last eight years, this countrys been run by-
  CAW!
  Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah?
  Ive half a mind to feed you both to my oversized-
  CAW!
  Ive heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ
  You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed
  Im so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit
  If this is the best my party gets, then my party should quit
  Ha!
  Im sorry, did I say something that you found funny?
  Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!
  And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door
  Dont get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war
  Heres an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel
  Thats of the people, by the people, for the people
  EAGLE!
  CAW!
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!