text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  John Lennon vs Bill OReilly
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  Help! Youre making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle
  Why you pissed off all the time? Didnt your mom give you a cuddle?
  Youre the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower
  You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour
  Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me
  And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD
  Im John Lennon, Im a legend, I can see through all your tricks
  I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick
  You fucking long hair, living in your Yellow Submarine
  Well, youre about to get sunk by the right-wing political machine
  Stop your presses, Lennon, you call me Mister Bill OReilly
  When it comes to squashing limeys, I come recommended highly
  Youre weak; between you and me, theres no comparison
  Ill beat you so bad, youll weep gently like George Harrison
  Youre Paul McCartneys bitch, with less talent than Ringo
  And Id rather suck George Bushs dick than Yoko Onos
  Well, you cant buy me love, but Ill kick your ass for free
  Ill take Maxwells silver hammer and give you a lobotomy
  Im tired of how you scheme to stir the people up
  Why dont you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up?
  Cause Im evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle
  Ten-thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle
  Dont tell me to shut the fuck up, thats how I survive
  Now heres Sting—what? Fuck it, well do it live!