text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  JULIUS CAESAR!
  VS!
  SHAKA ZULU!
  BEGIN!
  Iwisa, meet Caesar, hes a commander
  Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savannah
  But when I go hand to hand with you, I go hammer
  Knock off his dome, wrap it up in his own banner
  Send it back to Rome with a message from the Zulu
  If you battle Shaka, this will happen to you
  If you cross that equator, youll head straight into a massacre
  And get fucked by more than just Cleopatra in Africa
  You talk a lot of shit for a man wearing a diaper
  I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cipher?
  Cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline
  And Im ruling over you like a boot full of my citizens
  And you should take your cow skin shield and hide under it
  Youre fucking with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate
  Im first of the Empire and the last of the Republicans
  And hunting you, accompanied by legions of my countrymen
  Ask my kidnappers if Im just a shit talker
  Doc J dunk on you like, Boom Shakalaka!
  So dont go rattling your sticks at me
  If I wanted to shake spears, Id waggle my biography
  Right Ive heard of your play, tell me how does it end?
  Oh yes, you get stabbed many times by your friends
  So, whatcha gonna do with your Roman swords?
  When the lines of your legions get gored by the horns
  Of the Zulu, warriors! Trained on thorns
  To dismember any emperors pasty white hordes
  I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah
  And everyone knows youre just a chicken, Caesar
  Oooh can I be a hyena? Cause Im going to laugh
  Ill pave roads with the bones of your goat herding ass
  First my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest
  Then Ill decimate your horns, you cant outflank the best
  Let your reserves come at me, my ballistas cocked and 
  When I take , I always keep my whole crew 
  Because theres no use in murdering you and your heathen
  You can grow my wheat for me, after youre beaten
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP!
  RAAAAAAAAAAAAP! HOOROO!
  BATTLEEE BAATTLE BAAATLE!
  OF HISTORY!