text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON!
  BEGIN!
  Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breathe
  You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese
  You dance like an epileptic: Nothing but left feet, Ive seen it
  Every record you set, man, I beat it
  Here’s a tip: Don’t swallow a bucket of drugs
  So you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love
  I’m Bad, I’m a Smooth Criminal better face up
  Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up
  Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede
  Even in death I go platinum on Blu-Ray
  Spitting out hits since I was six years old
  I’m the King of Pop, you’re the King of Jelly Rolls
  Well I died on the shitter but I don’t give a crap
  You ain’t got half the badass battle raps that I have
  I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes
  Three for your family and four for your nose
  You better surrender talkin’ about them ABC’s
  Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees
  This is the big time, Jacko, no dress rehearsal
  I’ll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial
  I can tell you’re angry but I can’t comprehend it
  I stole from black culture, why are you offended?
  Your Daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy
  Don’t make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!
  Ohhh, It’s about time for a Thriller
  Didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla
  I’m going Off The Wall, I won’t stop ’til I get enough
  Whooping your big fat ass with my shiny glove
  How you gonna talk about the birds and bees
  When you met your own wife when she was only 14
  Then you made one daughter, she came to me
  I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee
  You shoulda stayed in the army dude, 
  Even Tito looks better than you
  I’m singing Aaaahhhhhh, you’re singing Don’t be Cruel
  There’s only one crown baby, let the one King rule
  You’re a creeper dude, you like to grab your own wanger
  I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you’d never bang her
  You think you’re tough? Man, you look like Tootie
  I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie
  You lost your damn mind, that’s why they cast you in The Wiz
  You’re like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid
  I’m out before you try to hold me and free your willy
  Later weirdo; Elvis is leaving the building!
  WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!