text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  STAN LEE!
  VERSUS!
  JIM HENSON!
  BEGIN!
  Greetings heroes, Stan Lees here to battle
  Its the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles
  Im just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC
  Whose raps are as dark as my shades, leave you squealing like:
  MEMEMEMEMEMEME
  Youre in trouble now Jimmy, you dirty old hippie
  Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy
  Heck, that face on your neck aint sexy
  Youre one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis
  Step up to Lee and get your butt kicked
  Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
  I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code
  So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road
  Im glad you got that out
  But youre a creative man Stanley 
  So lets just leave it behind
  Cause I can sense your tension, once the verbal fencing starts commencing
  There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing
  And Im clenching all your strings like youre a puppet in suspension
  Call your superhero friends in
  Let me mention Im impressed by all the vision that it took
  For you to sign your name
  Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine 
  That was a low blow, he did his own Thing
  And now youve made it clobbering time 
  Oh, you taught children to count and spell
  Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder than you flopped on SNL
  Im telling you Henson
  You wouldnt like me when Im angry, Im a marvel of a party pooper
  Ill snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper
  Im sorry Jim, sometimes I cant control my rage
  Honestly, theres a lot of things that you cant control at my age
  But the truth is I miss ya, you were gone too soon
  You were like watching a beautiful sunset... at noon
  Ah Stan dont be sad, we all have a time to go 
  Most of the Internet thought that you died 12 years ago
  But the Four will always be Fantastic, the Hulk will always be Incredible
  The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible
  There is no beef between us, were two minds of the same kind
  And there is no man who could ever muck with what weve left behind
  I rock the mic properly
  Turning profits Ive got the key
  Im the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably
  The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property
  So get back to work, thats my dime youre wasting
  I didnt buy you for billions so you could play around debating
  Ah, you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy
  Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy
  Artists begging me to stop, I wont let em!
  Labor conditions in my shop? I dont sweat em!
  Im powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic
  With only 3 circles I dominate the planet
  Clearly, theres nobody near me
  Im owning this battle, in fact, I own this whole series
  So hop on my Steamboat boys, but dont rock it
  Ill put a smile on your face, and green in your pocket
  Youll be safe and insured when youre under my employ
  Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy!