text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  MASTER CHIEF VS LEONIDAS!
  BEGIN!
  Spartans! Lets start this!
  Show this petty officer whos the hardest!
  The biggest mistake that youve ever made
  Ill toss you like a frag grenade
  Ill stomp you in the face with my sandals, enraged
  And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
  Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
  Jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters
  Your armors hard, but my abs are harder
  Youre in my hood now, Chief
  This is Sparta!
  Not so fast
  Cortana says youre Greek
  So why dont you stick these lyrics up your ass?
  They built a monument to my sins
  Youre the soldier they need you to be
  Aint no way that you can beat me
  Even my initials spell M.C
  While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
  Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon
  They shoulda thrown your rhymes over the cliff because theyre sickly
  You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly
  Ha! Ive had better battles with my six-year-old son
  I dont need firepower when Im rockin these guns
  Im King, you sleep in a freezer in outer space
  Id look you in the eyes, but youre too much of a bitch to show your face!
  Youve got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone
  Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome
  300 asses needed kicking, give more teabags than Lipton
  So why dont you quit your bitching, my trigger fingers itching
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!