text: Epic Rap Battles Of History!
  Gandalf
  VS
  Dumbledore
  Begin!
  You
  Shall
  Not
  Pass
  I rap fast like Shadowfax
  Tom Riddle me this
  You bitch
  Hows your little wand
  Going to beat my staff?
  I leave mics in flames
  Torched by Gandalf
  Touch mine, Dumbledore and
  Scorch your other hand off
  You fool
  You got Snaped
  Youre not a real fighter
  Death makes you die
  It just makes my brights brighter
  Your ass is like Gringotts
  Everyone makes a deposit
  We all know youve more than a
  Boggart in your closet
  The prophecy
  Forgot to mention this day
  When i knocked your ass back to
  Gandalf the Grey
  Check your status
  They call me headmaster
  Youre nothing
  Nice staff
  You compensating for something?
  I prefer the company of
  Wizards and Im proud of it
  You try to win your battles
  With two fat hobbits
  You think your hairy toed
  Friends are gonna harm me?
  Waitll they get a taste of
  Dumbledores army
  Do not take me for some
  Conjuror of cheap tricks
  I dont give a Fawkes about your
  Order of Phoenix
  Ill tie a new knot in your beard
  With your wrinkly balls
  For I am the one rapper
  To rule them all
  Your spells are a joke
  Not funny ones either
  Mines of Moria?
  Ha
  More like mind of Mencia
  Ill expecto my patronum
  On your face
  You little snitch
  And when Im finished
  Imma fly
  Like its quidditch
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!