text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
  Begin
  Oh boy, look what we have here
  A transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year
  Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog
  They put a lot of lipstick on you but you still look like a dog
  Put down that teacup honey, go put on some pants and
  Stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance and
  You may be Gaga, but you aint a lady at all
  Ive seen those outfits youve been wearing
  That takes big balls
  I think Id rather elect a smurf than vote for you
  Governor of Alaska? Thats like the principal of a home school!
  You are the sum of everything I despise
  With the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking Five
  Just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went
  Go back to your igloo, spend some time with your kids before theyre pregnant
  Your frigid little body couldnt even handle what I do
  I think the truth is, Sarah, my music just scares you
  Your music doesnt scare me, Im a mother of five!
  I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive
  Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna
  Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha!
  I sound more intelligent than you when I fart
  I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art
  You dont belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game
  History will regret you like John McCain
  Who won? Whos next? You decide
  Epic Rap Battles of History