text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  DAVID COPPERFIELD!
  VERSUS!
  HARRY HOUDINI!
  BEGIN!
  Youve never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini!
  Slippery like linguine, sneaking out of teeny-weeny
  Little spaces small enough to fit your talent, David
  Youre not a challenge, David
  Your biggest endowments your bank account balances, baby!
  So abracadabra, you billowy bitch
  Man, you look like a pirate on a Las Vegas strip
  Im swallowing needles and spitting out evil 
  You couldnt escape from a flash paper bag
  Im badder with patter and matter of fact
  You cant match all my skill if you sawed me in half
  When I was a child, you were a god to me
  I had to do what you do
  But now youre like a Chinese wall to me
  Bitch, Ill walk right through you
  This aint the magic that youre used to
  I float a rose, hands free, like its Bluetooth
  My grand illusions make your parlor tricks irrelevant
  The foot of Lady Liberty is stomping on your elephant
  You failed at making movies and you failed at making kids
  You should stick to what youre good at and lock them lips
   Heres a tidbit that might drive you nuts
  I bought half of your shit, and I keep it locked up
  Got the slim fingers that were built for sleights
  Youre a chunky stuntman; dressed in tights
  You talk shit about your hero; that aint right
  But you can look up to me now; I know you like heights
  Ah! Your hack of a Bob Saget-y act is embarrassing
  Youre the saddest thing to happen to Magic since The Gathering
  Im hanging by my ankles, on a crane I dangle
  I got lox on my bagel that you couldnt handle
  Smash your mirrors while your flying wires tangle
  You cant hide shame with a camera angle
  Did somebody say Angel?
  No
  Oh
  See what theyd be watching if it wasnt for me?
  I remind the world that magic is supposed to make you happy
  While you waste time proving everybody wrong
  Im backstage getting my supermodel groove on
  You should relax, take a private trip
  To my private island, suck my private dick
  I summon up a little Halloween brunch
  Deep-fried sucker with a side of punch
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC. RAP. BATTLES...
  ...OF
  HISTORY!