text: Epic Rap Battles of History
  Doc Brown vs
  Doctor Who, begin
  Ooh, actually, if you dont mind its just the Doctor
  Doesnt even really matter who, who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you
  The wannabe Einstein minus the stache, travels through time but with no class
  Im saving the world while you dilly-dally, you cant even invent a way out of Hill Valley
  And calm down will you, everything is going to be fine
  Youre not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time
  Actually its a lot more like a rug really, never mind
  Lets just say theres an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme
  Great Scott, youre great—not, I spit it hot
  And generate way more power than one-point-twenty-one gigawatts
  Im not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be
  But Im a real doctor, whered you get your degree?
  Despite all of your companions you couldnt be having less sex
  I dont know whats lamer your fans or your special effects
  You dont get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate
  Now Dalek my balls! Exterminate
  Im going to die 
  At least, this version of me 
  Perhaps youd like another 
  Prepare to meet your density
  Im a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
  Youre a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born
  You got your knickers in a twist while youre sucking on my Piccadilly, but Im a lot lot different
  Cause youre a pitiful hillbilly hanging with an oedipal kid whos a bawk bawk chicken
  Nobody calls me chicken
  This is between us, Scarfy, dont try to out-rhyme me
  Youll find Im as grimy as any slimy time-limey
  Ill use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine
  Youre not a cat with nine lives, youre a pussy with thirteen
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC!
  RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  DOC BROWN!
  VS!
  DOCTOR WHO!
  BEGIN!
  Doctor Who:
  Actually, if you dont mind, its just the Doctor