text: Henry:
  I am Henry VIII! Kind of England, Ireland, and Wales!
  Youre a presidential candidate in a pants suit who fails!
  Girls dont belong in politics, too much stress!
  Should stay at home and wash the stains out of another ladys dress!
  I tend to have separation issues with women
  Its like their heads the pope and their necks, the Church of England!
  Madam Secretary? Hold my calls, Im off for a walk
  Cause no ones beat you so bad since the Swahili dude named Barack!
  Hillary:
  Hahaha! Lets just get down to it
  You done messed with the wrong Rodham, Im about to tutor and boot it
  You make more false accusations than our white water
  Its not your wives fault your balls keep making daughters
  Your countrys the size of Ohio, you couldnt even beat Spain
  I could defeat you with a grass roots email campaign!
  Id eat you alive, but Id probably never finish
  Youre so fat your whole body could feed a whole freakin village!
  Henry:
  Im big because Im Gods Appointed Vessel
  The only way you can beat me is maybe if we wrestle
  I mean, come on, is it any wonder why you cant keep your man at home?
  The only thing getting blown is Bills Saxophone!
  Hillary:
  You couldnt even handle the goods that Im selling!
  Im more powerful than Oprah! 
  Dont you interrupt me, you chauvinist prick!
  Put the needs of your country behind the whims of your dick!
  Ill banish you back to your own tower of London, baby
  You can tell them Henry VIII got spanked by the First Lady!