text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  GEORGE WASHINGTON!
  VS!
  WILLIAM WALLACE!
  BEGIN!
  Theres a difference between you and me, Willy
  I fought till I was actually Free, Willy
  I got my face on a quarter
  You got drawn and quartered
  Tortured on the orders of a king, really?
  Howd you get beat by a dude named Longshanks?
  You hot dogged and he cut off your bean franks
  Im money like a national bank
  Aint nobody more street than Big G
  Stone face with a grill of sheep teeth
  A Mel Gibson movie is your legacy
  I got a state and a day and a D.C
   Roll up in a boat
   Youre sleeping, cut your throat
   Ill watch the blood flow, now whos got that Redcoat?
  Look at you in your little blousy outfit
  Looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument
  Ill knock you the fuck out, mate
  You died owning slaves, I died setting men free 
  Thats the highland way, this powdered prick couldnt beat me in a foot race
  I was emasculated, eviscerated
  I had my head chopped off and they put it on a pike
  But I still find time to bust a Gaelic rhyme
  Ill rip your Yankee Doodle arse on the mic
  Ill knock your face off your moolah
  Alba gu bràth! Hoo-ra! 
  Founding Father, but no children
  Crossed the Delaware, but your soldiers couldnt swim
  Thats Washington, such a shite tactician
  The fucking British Army didnt even want him
  Im Wallace! And Im flawless!
  Stay hidden in your office or suffer great losses
  I pop my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt
  Step on the battlefield and Im ready to kill
  Send all your politicians straight down to hell
  The only Washington I trust Denzel
  Is that the best you got for me?
  Ill chop down an emcee like a cherry tree
  See, power! Thats what the meaning of my flag is
  Your nations famous for golf and haggis
  Im fabulous from my head to my shoebuckle
  Step to me, and catch a knee to the mooseknuckle
  Cause I know you dont wear no draws
  Im dressed like a pimp, best moves in at the ball
  McGlavin, McGliven , McSchool you all
  Cock block more Scots than Hadrians Wall
  I dont give a shite about your fancy clothes
  You whipped all those out of slave black folks
  Grew weed and you made hemp rope
  But if you think youll beat me, you must be having a smoke
  No joke! Dont tee off with me, laddie
  If you held my balls, you couldnt be my caddie
  My styles ice cold, yours is old and shabby
  Youre the Father of Your Country, but Im your daddy
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EPIC!! 
  RAP!! 
  BATTLES!! 
  OF HAA!! 
  STORY!!!!