text: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
  BEN FRANKLIN!
  VS!
  BILLY MAYS!
  BEGIN!
  Im big Ben Franklin and this shant be pretty
  Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly
  You couldnt sell Rick James a bag of crack, youre out of practice
  My victorys more certain than death or taxes
  Fact is youre a hack, wack QVC joke
  You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my windows
  Ill craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in
  Call me Arthur Miller son, cause its death of a salesman
  Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
  Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
  Ill take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats
  Ill shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
  Im lord of the pitch and leader in home sales
  Youre just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
  Bennys got kiten key but youre in for a shock
  When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock
  Stop I protest these intolerable raps
  It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass
  Cause Im mint Im money Im an educated gentleman
  So join or die Bill cause its all about the Benjamin
  But wait theres more!
  Is there anyone out there who can finish this battle?
  Anyone...?
  Anyone...?
  I can
  You following me camera guy? Cause its about to get furious
  Youre gonna love my nuts until youre bi-focal-curious
  Your boy George chopped down trees; you couldnt break a piece of balsa
  Slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa
  Your styles so broke they call you Poor Richard
  Its bad enough I got to see you every time I tip a stripper
  Vince against a founding father is just too bad
  Cause after this America is gonna lose a Dad
  WHO WON?
  WHOS NEXT?
  YOU DECIDE!
  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-picrapbattlesofhistory..