text: Youre the devils daughter in disguise
  So dont try to hide the fire in your eyes
  You must be stupid cause you just dont have a clue
  Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you
  When all those Aggies move to Austin
  And Beaumont is covered in snow
  When the wind dont blow in Amarillo
  Darlin then you can come back home
  You sure can shake your little round behind
  But your hour glass figure wont buy my time
  You know how to work it Lord knows its worked before
  This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door
  When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
  And Texans forget the Alamo
  When Lubbock opens up a ski resort
  And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow
  When all those Aggies move to Austin
  And Beaumont is covered in snow
  When the wind dont blow in Amarillo
  Darlin then you can come back home
  But dont hold your breath