text: Well I was thumbing through the channels
  And I saw a sight to see
  A so-called country singer, there singing on MTV
  And I began to think - had she ever heard a thing
  Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king
  Ah - ha
  From the Houston rodeo to any old dancehall
  Of cowgirls and cowboys know how to have a ball
  And every night theyll tip a toast to the Lone Star state
  Where the women are so fine and the music is so great
  Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger
  I dont wanna see no wanna-be country western singer
  Dont call it country unless you can prove it
  I want something with a swing to it
  Aw yeah...
  All together now....
  Its a Texas thing, Yall
  So if you dont understand just drop what youre doing
  Drive here as quick as you can
  Id even stop in Oklahoma if it was up to me
  Cause when it comes to country, there aint none like
  I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger
  I dont wanna see no wanna-be country western singer
  Dont call it country unless you can prove it
  I want something with a swing to it
  That hip-hoppin rappin boy band crap is for the squirrels in San Francisco
  And Nashville is making music that sounds like a dadgum disco
  Dont call it country unless you can prove it
  I want something with a swing to it
  Yes, I said dont call it country unless you can prove it
  I want something with a swing to it
  Thats right...