text: Well I’m trying not to panic but I’m getting all romantic
  Getting soft with everything I say and do
  Talking hours on the phone, putting on that sweet cologne
  I’m even putting down the toilet seat for you
  Wait a minute it gets worse, I found myself holding your purse
  Outside your dressing room at some bra and panty store
  My boss’ wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
  And I knew then that I was in for it for sure
  Now all the boys down at the shop know and sure do find it funny
  They say you’ve changed my ways and that you’re spending all my money, honey
  CHORUS
  If you’re not in love
  If you’re not in love
  If you’re not in love
  If you’re not in love I’m in a lot of trouble
  I get this lump in my throat to think I sold my boat
  So I could buy this diamond ring for you
  Now I’m hoping and I’m wishing since I can’t go fishing
  You don’t make me sell my golf clubs too
  Now all the boys down at the shop know and they laughed until I cried
  I told em’ if I mess this up my mommas gonna tan my hide
  CHORUS
  I gave up that can of snuff, no more Nascar on T.V
  Honey if that ain’t enough it may be the death of me