text: Guys I have some rather unsettling news. It seems I have caught the covid n19.  I know that only black lives matter but just this one time I ask nyou to at least pretend that this white matters for I only have a 99.9 npercent chance at survival. So please pray to the supreme being Trump nfor me. He is the only one with the power and know how to heal this nterrible affliction. Trump be with you all.