Prompt: I won't give up. Ever!


Prompt: Remember what I told you before? When we delete the D-Mail from SERN's database, we'll reach the Beta worldline, where Mayuri doesn't die.

And where SERN doesn't take over the world, right. Everyone lives. Everyone is free. You made it sound perfect.


Prompt: Both of you get out of here. Now.


Prompt: I...


Prompt: Something to drink?

I’m thirsty, you know. Something warm, if you could.


Prompt: Stop screwing around! I'm the one who has to deal with Mister Braun!

But I gave you five days advance notice.


Prompt: Yeah.


Prompt: When I send the D-Mail and change divergence, do you think Moeka's fate will change?

Based on the attractor field model you spoke of...


Prompt: Whew...


Prompt: Our topic...


Prompt: Why does it have to be this way!?


Prompt: Yeah. Daru and I helped.

Then don't worry about it. I wouldn't want you to have to do it all over again.


Prompt: On the Beta worldline, the events described in that D-Mail actually happened.


Prompt: Heh.

Hey! What’s with that, ‘Oh, this is terrible. Right, right, ROFL,’ kind of laugh


Prompt: Indeed I can. Want to experiment?

You haven't been able to send another email to the past yet, right?


Prompt: I feel like I'm losing my humanity.


Prompt: Heh heh heh... muhahaha... MUHAHAHAHA! Just as I suspected, the critical variable was time!

W-way to go, Okabe. It was so simple, I didn't notice it.


Prompt: We're powerless against this conspiracy. One wrong move, and they'll have us erased.


Prompt: Only the recipient himself is able to retain his memories. That would be my guess.


Prompt: First, let me say one thing. The greatest inventions are created by accident. This we call serendipity.


Prompt: So where are the theories? Why do physicists refuse to speak?


Prompt: ...You're not worriedâ‘° about me, are you?

W-what!? Don't be ridiculous! Why should I care!?


Prompt: 90 years ago...


Prompt: I didn't know you were a <FONT incolor=


Should I cut open your skull and jam an electrode into your hippocampus right now?


Prompt: Me? I'm going to follow that Part-Time Warrior and report back as the situation changes.

Don't you dare. Let her be alone with her father.


Prompt: Just be straight with him. Say 'I love you, Dad. Let's make up.'

I think that's a little out of character for me.


Prompt: We've been thinking that the electrical discharge happens at random, but I have a hypothesis.


Prompt: Daru, don't decide things on your own!

What? You called me all the way to Japan, and now you--


Prompt: Muhahaha! Don't worry about it! I wanted to test your character, so I made you angry on purpose!


Prompt: Hmm?


Prompt: Assistant? It's me.


Prompt: No no no! That's not how I seeâ‘° you, Lukako. You're a guy, remember!? Or are you denying reality too!?


Prompt: So what should I do about Lukako?


Prompt: But we knew Suzuha...

There's no way to prove that she was Hashida's daughter, or anything she said about 2036 either. Not without going there ourselves.


Prompt: So then it's not a copy-paste at all, is it?

I don't know. No one's ever experienced time travel before.


Prompt: I don't follow.


Prompt: Muhahaha! Don't you know, Christina? This is what you call a Japanese Gag!


Prompt: ...Give me a little time.


Prompt: Wait. We're not getting anywhere. Instead of analyzing what I've doneâ‘°, let's think about what we can doâ‘°.

Time leaping won't change the result. I just said that.


Prompt: Didn't we tell you earlier? Lukako is a bonafide guy!

You're the worst. Where do you get off calling her a guy?


Prompt: In a few seconds, it won't have happened.

I see. That's how it looks from your perspective.


Prompt: YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE, BIIITTCH!


Prompt: B-but it's Lukako!


Prompt: Does that mean you're abstaining from the vote?


Prompt: Eh?


Prompt: Wasn't there something strange about that girl?


Prompt: Not so fast. There's more to this than you know.


Prompt: Were you about to say 'because Mayuri's dumb'?


Prompt: But that's boring.


Prompt: Shut up, you class rep wannabe.


Prompt: Anyway, is it correct to assume that we'll be targeting ourselves in the past?

Just like with D-Mail, we're using cellphones as the transfer medium.


Prompt: What are you saying? It's me, Hououin Kyouma.


Prompt: Future you didn't say anything about it either.

Oh, so that's what you mean. Maybe she just didn't have the chance.


Prompt: Well then, genius girl, what do you call this phenomenon?


Prompt: What were you doing?


Prompt: I've got business in Akiba.


Prompt: You weren't listening!?


Prompt: What are you trying to say?

Let's say you choose the worldline where I die. That doesn't mean I have to do the same.


Prompt: No! You're our friend! I won't abandon you!


Prompt: You too.

Besides, your date's a minor, so don't even think about bringing her to a hotel, okay?


Prompt: ...We're going on a date tomorrow.


Prompt: No! It's too dangerous.


Prompt: We're going to build your time leap machine, Christina. And you'd better not say it can't be done! Not after showing me the way!

Well, this isâ‘° Akihabara. I should be able to find the parts I need.


Prompt: Think of it like an RPG. The ring singularity, the entrance to the event horizon, is the gate to the Demon Lord's castle.


Prompt: Yes, I can see you're in a rush. I bet you don't even have time to lounge around and read.


Prompt: If nothing has changed in seven years, then maybe it will take twice that much time.


Prompt: If you wish to learn the secrets of this microwave, then you must meet my conditions.


Prompt: You saw it with your own eyes. You saw the email leap to the past! You saw the banana travel instantly through space!

I saw... but we must be missing something. Or maybe we're just seeing what we want to see.


Prompt: You never stop complaining, do you?


Prompt: Heh heh heh, that's the spirit. You're already fascinated by the conspiracy. You can't help but want to know what lies at the heart of SERN.

If what you guys are saying is true... then this isn't something to joke about.


Prompt: What you want most right now is your own fork!


Prompt: Disconnected from causality, meaning?

It happens all the time in sci-fi. You'll become trapped in a closed time loop, never aging, never dying, but doomed to repeat the same day for all eternity.


Prompt: In that case...


Prompt: Can I--


Prompt: Kurisu!?


Prompt: What were you doing?


Prompt: 8 PM tonight.


Prompt: Future Gadgets 1-7 are stored here. The PhoneWave, with which you are already familiar, is Gadget Number 8.


Prompt: If you didn't complain so much about every little thing, we would've gotten here sooner.

Right back at you. You stopped to take a break at least five times along the way.


Prompt: Basically, it's proof that SERN has something to hide. Can't you just smell the conspiracy?


Prompt: Don't be ridiculous. I am a mad scientist. I bear the curse of insanity, not clumsiness.


Prompt: If you want to become a true mad scientist, you must learn to keep your emotions in check even as you cackle your way to victory!

Nobody asked you. And I'm already a scientist.


Prompt: Steins Gate is Steins Gate. Nothing more, nothing less.


Prompt: Ah, so that's why you grabbed my phone when we first met.


Prompt: What?

I happen to have a sewing kit with me. I'll stitch it up for you.


Prompt: What's so funny?

That has to be the cheesiest thing you've ever said.


Prompt: This time...


Prompt: What did she mean, she'll kill me in fifteen years?


Prompt: 'Humans are temporal beings.'

Heidegger. I was thinking of that quote too.


Prompt: Why are you apologizing?


Prompt: Well, what?

I'm asking for an explanation. What's this about the IBN 5100 and SERN?


Prompt: You damn celebrity! If you're American, then you should at least use a motel instead of a hotel, right!?

I'm not American, and there aren't any motels in the heart of Tokyo.


Prompt: We meet again, Christina.

How many times do I have to tell you!? I'm not Christina, or your assistant or--


Prompt: What do you mean?

Based on what you've told me, you have the advantage this time. You already know the contents of the D-Mail.


Prompt: What's wrong?


Prompt: Wait! What happened to stage two of Operation Urd!?

By stage two, you mean an experiment to see if we can change the past, right?


Prompt: No, there's no way! I know what Moeka's message said. This D-Mail should have canceled it.


Prompt: Christina. I want to ask you something. Is Lukako...

What pervy act are you thinking about this time? Can't be too careful around the perv duo.


Prompt: Heh. No, my assistant's judgment is sound. The key to a successful D-Mail is most likely the correct timing of opening the microwave door!


Prompt: You come here to pick a fight?

I just want to know how the IBN 5100 and SERN are related.


Prompt: ...What?

You said I was your friend, remember? You said I was important to you.


Prompt: Assistant mine... have you finally recognized my greatness as a mad scientist?


Prompt: The chicken returned to its frozen state without gelifying.

That logic is dubious. Sure it ended up frozen, but did you examine the possibility that it might have gelified first?


Prompt: Then are you worried about time paradoxes?

Well, there's that, but it's more like a personal policy.


Prompt: No...

You came down from the roof just now, didn't you?


Prompt: Wha... but...

Go ahead and rest. I'm gonna have a go at it a little longer.


Prompt: You people don't have a care in the world, do you!? There's some crazy stuff happening here!

Or it could all just be in your head. No need to panic.


Prompt: You're afraid you won't know what to say, right?


Prompt: This is Makise Kurisu. My assistant.

Yeah, whatever. Assistant, whatever... sigh.


Prompt: Heh heh heh. I have seen the future, Christina. In three minutes, you will be on your knees praising my greatness!


Prompt: Are you serious?

The data compression part, at least, is easy.


Prompt: And yet we have realized a form of time travel. We've sent data to the past.

We should investigate the PhoneWave further. We need to understand what's going on.


Prompt: That is, the time of the occurrence.


Prompt: Don't worry, we don't bite.


Prompt: Maybe it's the one who observes it.


Prompt: Why...


Prompt: Yeah!?


Prompt: That you'll overlook all past acts of molestation I may or may not have committed!


Prompt: It's a disgrace to be comforted by my assistant.

Why are you always like that!? I'm even trying to be nice. You're really full of yourself, you know?


Prompt: The phone...


Prompt: After the experiment, you screamed something like 'A time machine? It can't be!' Did something awaken a past trauma?


Prompt: As a jellyman.

But even a small mass has to pass through supergravity. How does it emerge unscathed?


Prompt: About our decision not to attempt a Time Leap experiment.


Prompt: Because you're important to us. You're our friend.


Prompt: ...ah.

...see? You're shaking. We've only been at it for two days and you're already exhausted.


Prompt: If we make the PhoneWave (name subject to change) public, they might have us erased.


Prompt: Maybe the message wasn't enough to persuade Moeka to change models.


Prompt: Anyway, if it's just the girl members, then doesn't that rule out Lukako?


Prompt: First you want me to forget, then you want me to not forget. Which is it?


Prompt: Would you prefer to be called 'KuriGohan and Kamehameha'?


Prompt: My assistant.


Prompt: She confessed. Until the 15th. Then back to manhood.


Prompt: You're not being objective, Christi... Celeb Sev.

If you're going to correct yourself, at least get it right.


Prompt: Huh, I summoned an assistant. What are you doing here?

Who're you calling an assistant? You wouldn't pick up your phone, so I've been waiting here an hour for you.


Prompt: Could this be it? Ionocraft.

Ions are charged particles. The meaning matches.


Prompt: You were already dead when I got there. I didn't see who did it.

I don't get it. Why do I have to die in your mind? You have something against me?


Prompt: The year 2010 is a major attractor field junction, and the key is whether or not I obtain an IBN 5100.

Maybe the divergence meter actually measures your distance to the IBN 5100...


Prompt: For my brain has recorded you as my assistant, Christina, and I cannot correct it! MUHAHAHAHA!

I'm gonna crack your skull open and stick electrodes in your <FONT incolor=


Prompt: That's because I wasn't feeling well...


Prompt: Christina. Did you send two mails?


Prompt: That must be how these people got gelified.

It wouldn't just gelify you. It would tear you apart particle from particle. That's what a black hole does.


Prompt: I've seen enough.

The sites are spread throughout the world. What can we deduce from this?


Prompt: What are you talking about?

About fifteen minutes ago. Before the conference started.


Prompt: ...If you don't know, then forget about it. Farewell! We will not meet again.


Prompt: I saw your eyes sparkling while you listened to Mayuri's cosplay stories.

Maybe, but nobody said anything about going.


Prompt: When was SERN formed?


Prompt: Huh?


Prompt: A sewing kit? You?


Prompt: ...Sorry for sticking you with this job.


Prompt: Celebrity bath time at a high class hotel? I want to come too.


Prompt: Well, I guess we'd be dead.

You're going to change the past so recklessly? Are you kidding me?


Prompt: ...FB.


Prompt: Get Daru to help. I can't do it today.


Prompt: Exactly, Celeb Seventeen! Now you're talking.


Prompt: It happened. And then everyone except me forgot about it. Or rather, the fact that it happened was erasedâ‘° from history.

The past changed, so the present changed with it? The Butterfly Effect, huh. But what you're saying is nonsense.


Prompt: I don't know. And it wasn't a dream. It was a hallucination.

You said something about Doctor Nakabachi, didn't you?


Prompt: But it's the truth. Was the truth.


Prompt: So if we perform the experiment within that timeframe, we might be able to reproduce the effect.


Prompt: Mayuri! Come on! Get up!


Prompt: Goddamn mainstream women.


Prompt: You'll send a D-Mail to yourself one hour ago. Type 'I wanna eat canned oden' or something like that.

I don't think that's enough to convince her to--


Prompt: I'm headed to Yanabayashi Shrine.


Are you listening? You're sweating like crazy.


Prompt: How are we supposed to know the difference? If you want to stay in Uguisudani, do it on your own. That should be easy for a Celeb Seventeen like you.


Then you come to me for help. You're so desperate, so earnest, that I just have to do what I can.


Prompt: According to the top secret documents we found, the LHC was intendedâ‘° to create black holes from the very beginning.


Prompt: ...You could tell?

You’d never do something like that otherwise.


Prompt: Hmph, I didn't ask for your opinion.

By your explanation, you neither sent nor received the D-Mail. Yet how come you're the only one who remembers what happened before the worldline changed?


Prompt: I already know. It's the 42-inch CRT downstairs.


Prompt: You mean a death flag?


Prompt: What are you muttering about? Tell me what it says.


Prompt: So it's another Organization cover-up! They knew I'd be at Radio Kaikan and tried to erase me!


Prompt: Christina! Please wake up!


Prompt: I mean it. I wish my conviction were as strong as yours.


Prompt: Come on, what are you waiting for? If you want to do it, then do it.


Prompt: According to Titor, you have to inject electrons to produce the Kerr black hole effect.

Where do the injected electrons come from? That's what I don't understand.


Prompt: Wait a minute. How do you know my phone number?


Prompt: It works like the LHC. Didn't you say the LHC was like a giant microwave?

If every microwave could turn into the LHC, then Japan would have black holes popping up everywhere.


Prompt: No...


Prompt: That sequence is the same as on the worldline where I obtain the IBN 5100.

So you're gradually approaching the original worldline.


Prompt: This is just in case.


Prompt: Indeed. My assistant said everything I wanted to say. I will add only that the experiment must go on!

...I wasn't speaking for you. Don't misunderstand.


Prompt: But it's cute how you try to hide it, @channeler Chris.


Prompt: Family restaurants are borderline...

Arrive at the meeting place at least 15 minutes early. Tardiness is unacceptable.


Prompt: ...I know.


Prompt: Are you sure I shouldn't call Mayuri and Daru?

...I think that would just make it harder.


Prompt: According to Titor, SERN finished their time machine in 2034. And then Titor himself came from 2036.


Prompt: With that kind of money, I could say goodbye to this rickety old building! Muhahaha! I could get an office in Daibiru or UPX!


Prompt: ...How are things there?


Prompt: If I want to save Mayuri, I have no choice... but to let you die!


Prompt: A dream?

That’s right. You had a dream where you met me. That’s all.


Prompt: And you need to wipe that self-satisfied expression right off your face, assistant.

I keep telling you. I am not your assistant!


Prompt: This is no time to flaunt your accomplishments.


Prompt: She's already going to die, so that makes it okay. That the kind of argument a murderer would make.


Prompt: You there, assistant! Stop making things complicated!


Prompt: Just as I suspected. A great shadow lurks behind SERN. Most likely the Organization, or one of its puppets.'

What Organization, you chuunibyou nutjob? At least try to be serious some of the time.


Prompt: The name doesn’t matter. You remade it? Why...


Prompt: So you're saying worldlines are independent?


Prompt: You should leave.


Prompt: You're right. This one got split too.


Prompt: Fine! Then let's hear alternatives! Don't tell me you rejected my idea without having any bright ideas of your own!?

I think it needs to be something easy to understand. It's an email that regresses through time, so how about Retromail?


Prompt: So basically, you like to experiment on other people while you watch and cackle at the results! You truly are a mad scientist!


Prompt: Gh...


Prompt: Well, if it isn't my assistant. What are you doing here?


Prompt: ...Mayuri?


Prompt: I'm trying to minimize our risk by choosing an amount that's just right. Stop being so stubborn.


Prompt: So Lukako shall be a lab mem from this point forth. Any objections?


Prompt: Yeah...


Prompt: Such pessimism is unbecoming of a scientist sworn to uncover the secrets of the universe.


Prompt: I'm going back!


Prompt: ...Yes.

Whatever. So where are you going now? Take me with you.


Prompt: What Hououin Kyouma desires is the destruction of all who would call themselves gods, the collapse of their hateful System, and a glorious new age of Chaos. Muhahaha!

I'm not asking Hououin. I'm asking Okabe.


Prompt: What is it?

'The purpose of the Z Program is to perform time-space displacement experiments by means of high-energy proton-proton collisions.'


Prompt: The problem is where the IBN 5100 is now.

You've already found it once. That is, if your memories are real.


Prompt: What?

You haven’t come here for a long time, you know? Even Hashida stopped coming...


Prompt: But I chose to believe my mundane senses instead. I should have had more faith in my powers! I won't make that mistake again.


Prompt: Cup noodles!?


Prompt: Titor said he had a 'variable gravity lock system'. He can use that to lock onto the Earth's gravity and ensure he arrives somewhere on the planet's surface.

Titor's explanation on that point was vague.


Prompt: There is no think. Only do!

What, did you read that off a motivational poster? You're like the classic incompetent boss.


Prompt: The Time Leap Machine, of course. What do we do with it?


Prompt: Welcome, Christina -- codename, The Zombie!

I won't answer to either. Use my real name, Hououin.


Prompt: Yeah...


Prompt: Ah... Ahhh...


Prompt: This is Okabe Rintaro. Sorry, but could you mess with the PhoneWave (name subject to change)'s settings a little, please?


Prompt: Don't you what me! What did we come here for!? What are you going to do if you scare Lukako away!?

I'm just treating her like a valuable test sub--


Prompt: Why...


Prompt: We can't just leave it like this! I have to do something!


Prompt: Now then. Have you learned anything that could help us complete the PhoneWave (name subject to change)?


Anyway, it's important to act with discretion. Don't do anything careless.


Prompt: Yes ma'am. I'm sorry.

Anyway, what in the hell made you think that Urushibara-san was a boy?


Prompt: It's me. What's the situation?


Prompt: That wasn't my first kiss.


Prompt: Hello!?


Prompt: But I don't understand. You were raised in America, so how are you so familiar with @channel?

You can browse @channel from America. Need I say more?


Prompt: And all I could do... was watch!


Prompt: You already have your own spoon, apparently.

S-she said that? I'm gonna kill myself five hours from now...


Prompt: ...ckhaah, haahh, haahh, hah...


Prompt: Because the Earth is always moving.


Prompt: What did she say?

Nothing. She just groaned. I wonder what's wrong with her.


Prompt: Time and space switch places?

Right now, we can move freely through space and into the future, but we can't move even one minute into the past. That becomes reversed.


Prompt: She's crazy!


Prompt: You traitor!


Prompt: I understand. I had no idea you hate time machines that much. It's almost like an allergy.


Prompt: ...What?

You get a phone call, and suddenly you're like a different person.


Prompt: Anyway, Lukako. I need to talk to your father about--


Prompt: Anyway, I'm going to tail her now. You guys--


Prompt: Quantum theory. The observer is an important element to the experiment.

There were four of us here when the discharge phenomenon occurred last time. But before that, it occurred when Hashida-san was alone.


Prompt: Gh--


Prompt: As you wish. Where is your father, anyway?


Prompt: When we first met...


Prompt: Is that the first thing that comes to mind? You really are a mainstream girl.


Prompt: Christina! I ordered you to investigate SERN! What have you learned?

I don't remember being ordered, but whatever.


Prompt: Your praise does you credit, Christina, but I know you're frustrated you didn't think of it first. Muhahahaha!

Anyway, let's see if we can send another D-Mail.


Prompt: That would explain the riddle of the PhoneWave (name subject to change). If this world is some kind of simulation, then we can disregard the laws of physics.

Escapism? That's unexpectedly chicken of you.


Prompt: Same here. No, not in the way he's implying.


Prompt: Continue, assistant.

At least show respect when you're asking a favor...


Prompt: Relax. Your Time Leap Machine worked perfectly.


It would be best to leave physical transfer aside for now. Sending data through time is an amazing feat by itself. We should be satisfied with what we've got.


Prompt: Anyway, we didn't know each other. That's why I ran away instead of calling for an ambulance.


Prompt: Mayuri is...


Prompt: Then the PhoneWave (name subject to change) must also produce mini black holes!

It's a miracle that thing has been so stable.


Prompt: And you?


Prompt: It's a hypothesis. Your favorite thing.

So who stabbed me? Don't tell me it was you.


Prompt: But...


Prompt: ...Christina.


Prompt: Are you... crying?

I'm not crying! It's not like I was scared of you for a second there or anything, and I definitely wasn't relieved when you started talking like an idiot again, okay!?


Prompt: What do you mean, 'again'?

Something like this happened yesterday. You remembered something we didn't. Uh, what did you call it?


Prompt: You said you haven't seen him in seven years?


Prompt: That's... an anti-gravity device!

Don't be ridiculous. That would be the breakthrough of the century.


Prompt: No, forget about that. How is this related to time travel?

Converting an entire human to data is impossible.


Prompt: If you're going to complain, then suggest an alternative. A change to the past that would be both trivial and easy to understand. Got anything?


Prompt: That must be the reason why the subjects turned into jellymen.

Since the singularity is still closed, the subject is crushed by its tremendous gravity.


Prompt: W-wait! Fine. Activate the PhoneWave (name subject to change).


Prompt: ...Ha, haha.


Prompt: Hey... what happened to the PhoneWave?


Prompt: Shut up, Mongolian Spot!

I don't have a Mongolian Spot! And when did you see my butt, anyway!?


Prompt: That’s not what I’m talking about at all. I’m talking about your soul’s power level. But it’s cute how you try to hide it, @channeler Kurisu.


Prompt: Then what do we do!?


Prompt: What the hell did you say just now!?

Got a problem? I asked what, and then you just--


Prompt: Mayuri! Contact me at once! Okay? At once!

Okabe? You look kind of crazy. What's wrong?


Prompt: So if we figure out what it is, then maybe we can save her.


Prompt: Why do you ask?

Ah, no, just wondering! There's no hidden meaning, okay!?


Why did the IBN 5100 disappear? Which of the D-Mails caused its disappearance?


Prompt: Mission: Impossible!


Prompt: Christina. I understand your desire to deny the truth. It's difficult to imagine that a guy could ever be so cute, but--


Prompt: But you're not a hypocrite, and that's what I love about you, Christina.


Prompt: Besides, Christina, you and she are enemies, are you not? You protect her from me while plotting her demise? That makes you a hypocrite!

You just don't have standards, that's all.


Prompt: When we send a D-Mail, the world is reconstructed based on the change we made to the past.

We don't know what happens when you time leap.


Prompt: C-can such a thing exist?

Nothing in principle stops Kerr black holes from existing. It seems inconsistent, but the math never lies.


Prompt: Go back to the lab, you experiment-loving girl!

Yeah, okay. So that's the thanks I get for going out of my way to help you. I'm gone. You're on your own now.


Hey. Aren't you supposed to go 'muhahahaha' or something?


Prompt: You and the girl... I'll kill you both!


Prompt: She must have changed the text right before we sent it. That's why the cancellation mails aren't working.


Prompt: Who's writing that report?


Prompt: You have quite the appetite, I see. A side-effect of the resurrection, perhaps? If you're that hungry, I guess I could give you a banana or two!


Prompt: So you're here to see me, is that it?

Yes. You claimed to have seen me die. I came to see if that was the truth, or just a pathetic excuse to grope me. I came for the answer.


Prompt: Insert water and turn the power on, and in mere seconds, it generates a thick cloud of steam.


Prompt: Assuming he answers his phone.

If he doesn't, the transfer fails. Fortunately, we lose nothing but that copy of the memory data.


Prompt: Hm? What do you mean, again?


Prompt: Doctor Nakabachi held a time machine presentation at Radio Kaikan that day.

That presentation was canceled because of the satellite crash.


Prompt: Daru is my Favorite Right Arm.


Prompt: Suzuha said so... and then there's Reading Steiner.

In other words, an unknown time traveler and your unexplainable super power.


Prompt: But I can travel to any time I had a cell phone, can't I!?

No. It's still theoretical, but I believe that one leap with our machine has a maximum range of 48 hours.


Prompt: I believe it was you, Christina, who called the LHC the world's largest microwave.


Prompt: You're going back to America.

I was supposed to go back at the beginning of the month. But then I ran into a certain mad scientist, and ended up staying longer than planned.


Prompt: Give me details.

Did you know that the microwave oven was invented as a byproduct of radar research?


Prompt: This is where I met Kurisu.

What were you trying to tell me earlier?


Prompt: Christina.


Prompt: Try anything and people are sure to notice. What will your superiors say then?


Prompt: I was trying to imagine tranquil scenery, and the first state to come to mind was Arkansas. Second was Oregon.

Not Utah? I mean, relatively speaking, isn't Utah more suitable?


Prompt: Kurisu, come with me a second.

What is it? You don't normally say my name normally.


Prompt: It's not wrong. It just seems like you planned for this.

So you're saying I brought it with me because I somehow knew your coat was going to get ripped. Uh-huh.


Prompt: So you know everything, then?

Do you realize how much time I’ve spent watching you?


Prompt: But that's not all, right? There's a reason you're willing to suggest murder as an option. How did you reach that conclusion?


Prompt: No, wait. This can't be right. This title sounds like, um, <FONT incolor=


Prompt: You die on July 28th.


Prompt: Mass might not be the issue here. Data doesn't have mass.

In any case, since the singularity isn't naked, the object is forced to pass through the event horizon.


Prompt: Dammit, assistant! How dare you give me orders!?

Don't even think about running off somewhere.


Prompt: Eh?


Prompt: Give me your report, Christina. If you don't, I'll call you an '@channeler'--


Prompt: Don't listen to this fool, Christina. Continue.


Prompt: Why do you say that?

Why do you remember that the past changed?


Prompt: N-nonsense, Celeb Sev!


Prompt: When the sun sets upon the battlefield, the foul System that rules the world will crumble! And from the flames, a new age will rise! An age of glorious, unfettered Chaos!


Prompt: Get to the point.

The Kerr black hole's ring singularity. Since it's spinning, it has angular momentum.


Prompt: I'll save you. Not just Mayuri, but--


Prompt: ...Christina, I seem to be in a spot of trouble. If I fail, I'm leaving the rest to you.


Prompt: It's me. I've been caught by an Organization agent. ...Yes, it's Makise Kurisu. She's a dangerous one. ...No, it's fine. I'll find a way to--


Prompt: No progress. We've tried repeating the experiment, but at present, we haven't been able to reproduce the discharge phenomenon or send another email to the past.


Prompt: What did you say just now?


Prompt: Now you're talking like SERN.


Prompt: I'll be right there.


Prompt: I abandoned you, Mayuri.

Okabe. It's been three days. Will you at least eat something?


Prompt: I will become the undisputed lord of time. With that power, I will shatter the System and Chaos will rule the--


Prompt: Hey, Celeb Sev, did I win 3rd place?

Don't call me Celeb Sev! And 3rd place of what?


Prompt: I can't plan effectively without knowing the deadline.

I don't want to see Mayuri die either, you know.


Prompt: Huh?

Apologize. Apologize to Urushibara-san right now.


Prompt: What's wrong?


Prompt: What are you talking about?

About fifteen minutes ago. Before the conference started.


Prompt: A secret? What do you mean?


Prompt: Excellent. We'll make great drinking buddies.


Prompt: If you have something to say, say it.


Prompt: That’s right.

But just so you know, you’re only allowed to remember our meeting right now.


Prompt: Hello.


Prompt: It’s the same...


Prompt: ...Sorry, I'm busy.


Prompt: How does it look?


Prompt: But before, didn't you say something like the world would disappear?

All I said was that that was one theory.


Prompt: How should I know? Did you do something to make her angry?

I've never seen her before in my life. How rude.


Prompt: You... you...!


Prompt: As for the lifter, we already know it exists. We just need to figure out what it is.

I don't think we're going to find it. The PhoneWave's not exactly big, you know, and we've been poking at it for days without turning up a clue.


Prompt: Hey, where are Daru and Mayuri?

Are you really okay? Did something happen to you?


Prompt: This isn't a game! I'm not joking here.


Prompt: No. There's more. Moeka and Lukako each sent a D-Mail.

Oh, right. That's what you claim, but Hashida, Mayuri-san, and I don't remember either of those.


Prompt: And it could also be... your death sentence.


She'll forget after the worldline changes, won't she? In that case, I think it's a valid option.


Prompt: Why close my--


Prompt: What do you mean?

The problem is when the causal event occurred.


Prompt: How so?


Sigh... You still haven't made up your mind?


Prompt: You... Kurisu... you’ve been coming here?


Prompt: So, Christina.


Prompt: Wha... wha...

I-it's not like I did it... because I wanted to or anything.


Prompt: Wh-wh-wha-what are you saying!?


Prompt: Same here. I bet you're glad it's dark, huh?


Prompt: Take my coat.


Prompt: This is impossible.


Prompt: I understand. Nobody will blame you if you don't use it. Of course, since the three of us stayed up all night, we're all pretty smelly. Heh heh heh.

That's why I'm going back to my hotel once I finish eating.


Prompt: Ah. So Christina really does have a birthmark on her bu--


Prompt: You're right. If you had time leaped, you would've brought a towel, not a sewing kit.

What's that, sarcasm? All you do is complain.


Prompt: We'll do that another day.


Prompt: So, tell me about your father.


Prompt: It's Hououin Kyouma. Don't hang up.


Prompt: Alright, lab mems! Battle stations!


Prompt: If their tendrils have gotten this far, then I've made a grave mistake.


Prompt: What are you doing!?


Prompt: So what does it say, Christina?

Umm... can you give me some time to read it?


Prompt: That doesn’t rhyme at all.


Prompt: Oh... it’s a joke?


Prompt: Ostensibly, yes.

...What are you trying to do? Depending on the situation, I could turn you over to the police, you know?


Prompt: If you're that interested in my underwear, then just say so.


Prompt: What is the meaning of this!? What is your purpose here?

I'm here to see you, Okabe Rintaro-san. Or is it Hououin Kyouma-san?


Prompt: But when I canceled Faris's D-Mail, there was a 0.05% change.


You look like a kid forced to eat crappy oatmeal. What happened?


Prompt: If there's something troubling you, I'll do everything in my power to help.


Prompt: Wait, you saw that!?


Prompt: No matter what I do, Mayuri dies.


Prompt: Have no fear, Christina. Or should I call you... @channeler Chris!


Prompt: Before the discharge phenomenon, everything succeeded. After the discharge phenomenon, everything failed.


Prompt: It's like a shortcut through space... right?


Prompt: That's what we need to find out.

In the first place, the emails we're sending to the past are digital data, not physical objects. That's a definite difference from SERN's time machine.


Prompt: You said your name's Christina, right?

Who the hell's Christina!? I never said that!


Prompt: What do you mean?

I hate people who play with their phones in the middle of a conversation.


Prompt: Please. I need to know.

I mean, yeah. This is like the fifth time you've brought me outside to talk about the Time Leap Machine.


Prompt: No, alright!?

You said that was condition one. So there's gotta be a second one, right? It better not be--


Prompt: Yeah. I can definitely see how that would make him hate you.


Prompt: You interested, Christina?

I'm not Christina, and I'm not interested. If you don't want to tell me, then I don't really care.


Prompt: There are phenomena that everyone knows occur in reality, but which physicists refuse to research. What do you think about that?

I don't know what to say unless you can give me some examples.


Prompt: How about Suzuha being John Titor?


Prompt: Trains?


Prompt: Of course we tried it without the plate, but that didn't change anything.

Then, maybe each individual grain of salt was too small... or something?


Prompt: And that, my fellow lab members, brings us to the question. Can the PhoneWave (name subject to change) beat SERN to true physical time travel?

Two problems. One, setting the destination. Two, the lifter.


Prompt: PhoneWave is weak. It needs a better name.


Prompt: ...What do you take me for?

That just about covers it. Well? Was my lecture helpful?


Prompt: Denied. Anyone else?


Prompt: Have we talked about my time leaping?


Prompt: But how can a cathode ray tube emit such a strong electron stream?

It's not about having a strong electron stream. If stronger were better, SERN would've solved the lifter problem long ago.


Prompt: Aah...

If you were standing there, you should’ve said something! You scared me!


Prompt: You're not being very logical, Christina.

Anyway, I wasn't crying. Understand? End of discussion. Sniff.


Prompt: After Daru, you'll send the next D-Mail. Think about what you want to write.


Prompt: If you didn't, then you wouldn't have confided in me. And you wouldn't be crying, would you?


Prompt: You're the one who said not to speak.


Prompt: No. I still haven't saved Mayu--


Prompt: Why are you pouting?

I'm not pouting. I just don't want to get involved in your silly games again.


Prompt: Christina. Are you an @channe--


Prompt: Let's just go.


Prompt: It's a fitting name for our enemy!


Prompt: But I received two.

You're right... I even sent it in one sentence, but it got divided.


Prompt: You think it's worth a shot?


Prompt: This isn't your room. Besides, I'd have to be a fool to knock. There could be assassins lying in ambush.


Prompt: Have you forgotten? We have just the thing for moments like these!


Prompt: You're wasting your youth.

I thought so too, until I met you. Now I realize I'm doing just fine.


Prompt: Back when she was five years old, Christina was on the plains of Arkansas when lightning--

I wasn't hit by lightning! And I was still living in Japan when I was five! And why Arkansas?


Prompt: Let the world be reborn!


Prompt: It's like causality itself is broken.

Maybe Kiryu Moeka shooting her isn't the real cause of her death. Maybe it's something larger and less obvious.


Prompt: How should I know? Did you do something to make her angry?

I've never seen her before in my life. How rude.


Prompt: Are you there?


Prompt: Daru, too?


Prompt: Is to explore methods of true physical time travel, not just D-Mail, with the objective of sending someone to the past like SERN has.


Prompt: You want your own fork?

I already have my own spoon... wait, that doesn't matter!


Prompt: That's an @channel meme too.


Prompt: ...Aren't you afraid?


Prompt: You're a lifesaver, Lukako. Thank your father again for me.


Prompt: So it seems. But in my hallucination, the presentation proceeded as planned. Mayuri and I went to see it, and you came over to flirt with me.

I don't flirt. Especially not with idiots like you.


Prompt: I still remember the nightmares I had when I was a little kid.


Prompt: Just send something to my phone!


Prompt: This is my chance to escape the Alpha worldline and save Mayuri. I won't let anyone get in my way. Anyone!


Prompt: ...How can you be so understanding?

I'm not. When you chose to save Mayuri with the Time Leap Machine, you must have known that no one would ever understand.


Prompt: Wipe your tears, you experiment-loving girl without a single friend.


Prompt: Out of all mankind, I alone can perceive changes in causality! I am this world's observer!


Prompt: What!? The lab mem number you carry is the highest credential a scientist could hope to achieve! They sell for millions on the black market, but you would give it away!?

It's not exactly a counterfeit passport. Also, shut up.


Prompt: What I said?


Prompt: It's in terminal mode now. We can change the factory settings like this, make the microwave do things its manufacturer never intended.

How was it set when the discharge phenomenon occurred?


Prompt: They must have sent them to those places.


Prompt: E-excuse me. I need a moment.


Prompt: Believe in yourself. Believe in Hououin Kyouma.


Prompt: Of course! In other words, the PhoneWave (name subject to change) is a miniature LHC!


Prompt: They rule the world from the shadows, transcending nations, with politics, economics, religion, even science in their clutches.

That's obviously a crackpot conspiracy theory, <FONT incolor=


Prompt: Mayuri. Kurisu.

Wait... did you just say my name correctly?


Prompt: You? Domestic?

Relatively, maybe. Well, actually, I don't know the domesticity index for Japanese high school girls these days.


Prompt: Sorry about this, but I want you to be there when she dies tomorrow night.


Prompt: Genius neuroscientist, I need to talk to you.


Prompt: And that makes you my assistant, now and forever. So wipe your tears, for there is still much--'


Prompt: Why does it have to be you? Why!?


Prompt: It's fine. Your advice was truly becoming of a mad scientist.


Prompt: This is a souvenir. Take it.


Prompt: Eh...?

This New York Times article is from 1921.


Prompt: You should praise me for obeying the law for a change.

That's not like you at all. What happened to your ego? What happened to the insane mad scientist, Hououin Kyo--


Prompt: Enough of your unsophisticated names. The upgraded version shall be known as Heavenly Merry-Go-Round.

The name doesn't matter. Let's just start the experi--


Prompt: I have my sources.


Prompt: Hello?


Prompt: More than a dozen times already.

That many!? What the hell are you doing!?


Prompt: You can read the date, though. January 31, 2001.

The location is... Pau, France, I guess.


Prompt: What was that for!?

Sorry. I didn't mean to be snippy. I'm just a little irritated.


Prompt: When did you become a goody two shoes? Where's your ambition!?


Prompt: Nothing out of the ordinary. It was at factory settings.


Prompt: H-Hououin Kyouma does not go on datesâ‘°. Much less with his assistant. Ridiculous.


Prompt: I mean, think about it. Lukako was a guy last week. If he already liked me at that point, then...


Prompt: ...So, maybe there's a size limit for objects that can teleport.

But aren't those chicken pieces smaller than bananas?


Prompt: Did you come to see the satellite?


Prompt: You're not Japanese!?

I've lived in America for seven years. What about it?


Prompt: ...Then I'll come up with something by tomorrow.


Prompt: John Titor.


Prompt: Despite what you may think, I actually respect you.

That's rich. You don't even say my name right.


Prompt: I'm having a little trouble here.


Prompt: What do you mean?

Hashida and Mayuri are right there. Look.


Prompt: I don't know her mother's pager number.

What!? Are you an idiot!? Why didn't you write it down!?


Prompt: It's your job to figure that out, Christina.

Hashida-san, talking to this guy's so tiring.


Prompt: Juicy Chicken Number One made a noble sacrifice for the progress of science. Let us pray for his happiness in the next life.

The chicken doesn't matter! Right now, we need to determine what happened with the Phonewa--


Prompt: Wha...

I help SERN build their time machine? I don't believe it.


Prompt: Send 'Christina's a perv'!

I thought we agreed to stop saying that!


Prompt: Hold it!


Prompt: What's wrong?


Prompt: I'm the only one who can carry that burden.

So what are you talking to me for? Go to her now, and tell her what you told me.


Prompt: It's Daru. It's probably something stupid.


It's not like SERN's time machine. The possibility of becoming a jellyman is zero.


Prompt: W-what about Moeka!?


Prompt: The easiest way to do that is to see if we can win the lottery, right?

But your primary goal is the money, isn't it?


Anyway, these images are stuck in my head, like memories.


Prompt: I will save Mayuri!


Prompt: ...What?


Prompt: How was that facetious? You called me by my correct name. You made no mistake. You'll make a good assistant.

Okabe-san... have you sought professional help?


Prompt: There aren't many people I can trust...


Prompt: I'll go anywhere you want -- anywhere in Japan. I'd go anywhere in the world, but I don't have a passport or money.


Prompt: Let me go! Let me go!


Prompt: As long as you understand. Now for the issue at hand. Daru, give Christina--


Prompt: Z obviously stands for jelly (zeriiâ‘°)!


Prompt: Why would I make up something like that?

I don't know, but I don't want to rely on something that may not even exist.


Prompt: Anyway, Daru. I'll leave it to you.


Prompt: From now on, call me Hououin. That or Kyouma.


Prompt: It's revenge for ruining my farewell scene, Christina! You shall regret your thoughtless actions!


Prompt: What? What’s going on?!


Prompt: Stop making her say stuff like that!

The hole is tight... huh. That might not be entirely wrong.


Prompt: I see. Nice rebuttal.

...You're never getting off your high horse, are you?


Prompt: I know how you feel, but you're the only one I can ask.


Prompt: Those are Mayuri's.

Oh, so I don't need your permission, then. I'll go buy new bananas tomorrow.


Prompt: How... Didn’t I destroy it?


Prompt: Guh!

What were you trying to tell me earlier?


Prompt: He's open to discussion as long as you're not trying to troll him, and his mail address is public. This is the second time we've exchanged mails.

No wonder you keep referencing Titor's posts. You believe him, don't you?


Prompt: Salt didn't gelify.


Prompt: I want you guys to get ready for a party.


Prompt: I think you do. It's written all over your face.


Prompt: Help me...


Prompt: I'm time leaping. Back to the lab.


Prompt: I am Hououin Kyouma! The insane mad scientist who rules space and time! What I desire is -- that's right -- CHAOS!


Prompt: But you were so enthusiastic when we began the experiments. You went along without a single complaint.


Prompt: ...eh?


Prompt: I'm not done talking!


Prompt: That my Reading Steiner is genuine!

Fine, I get it. You're a chuunibyou patient.


Prompt: She and I are...


Prompt: You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. Just tell me when you're ready. I'll hear you out.


Prompt: The honor is mine.


Prompt: What are you...


Prompt: Not really.


Prompt: How can you be so calm!?


Prompt: Continue, Christina.

While the data is being compressed, we use the PhoneWave to generate a Kerr ring singularity. When the electron discharge phenomenon occurs, we take the 36-byte data, patch it in...


Prompt: Have you?

Yup. Yesterday, and the day before. I’ve been here a long time.


Prompt: Does that suitcase mean what I think it does?


Prompt: Aomori!?


Prompt: Where are you now?


Prompt: MUHAHAHAHA! It's working! It's working, you guys!


Prompt: Then we have no choice. We need to find Titor and borrow his variable gravity system.


Prompt: You said 'again' just now. We've talked like this before, just the two of us?

Losing your memory now? Does our little mad scientist have an <FONT incolor=


Prompt: What a pain!


Prompt: I want you to come with me to Yanabayashi Shrine.

Tell me why. If it's a date or something, then I refuse.


Prompt: We've already had several successful experiments. You can't deny that.

I'm not especially concerned whether this thing is a time machine or not.


Prompt: No. They haven't even met. We don't know where FB is.


Prompt: Oh, right. Thanks to a certain assistant, I didn't get a chance to present the operation's codename yesterday. Heed me! These D-Mail experiments are all part of Operation Ur--


Prompt: How did you know I was here?

You said you wanted to be alone. I ran the numbers and concluded that I had the greatest probability of finding you here.


Prompt: Assistant! I didn't raise you this way.


Prompt: It's July 31st. I'm sure of it.


Prompt: Furthermore, genius girl, you just contradicted relativity.

It was just a joke. Don't take it seriously.


Prompt: Kiryu Moeka's apartment.


Prompt: Why are you mad? Also, your face is red.


Prompt: No, nothing.


Prompt: ...Everything is the choice of Steins Gate! This is the power of my magic eye, Reading Steiner! Muhahaha!


Prompt: No, you were definitely crying.

Don't be ridiculous! Where's your proof!?


Prompt: He actually looked pretty much the same. He was always androgynous, so much you couldn't help but think he was secreting excess female hormones or something.


Prompt: Oh? You're a fan of the Doc, I see.

I've lived seven years at its birthplace, after all.


Prompt: These are Nixie tubes, right? Whoever made this has taste. I'd happily dub it Future Gadget No. 9.

How exactly does it work? It shouldn't be possible to measure changes like that.


Prompt: That's not what I meant. I meant Dr P drinking buddies.


Prompt: ...I’m sorry.

Don’t apologize, dummy. It was your choice, right? So have confidence in it.


Prompt: I said all members assemble, didn't I!?


Prompt: Who else!?


Prompt: Then IBN 5100. It's a retro PC from 1975. I'm looking for one.


Prompt: Kurisu. You're good at remembering dates, aren't you?


Prompt: ...pfft!

Hey! What's with that 'this is awful, rofl rofl' laughter!?


Prompt: Moeka's D-Mail wasn't about a model exchange.


Prompt: Do we look like a couple?


Prompt: Which data set survives?

...Logically, the present should change as soon as you send your memories to the past.


Prompt: What are you doing!? You've ruined my perfectly-staged exit scene! And you call yourself my assistant!?

No, I don't call myself your assistant! And besides, I still have something to ask you!


Prompt: 15 minutes early...

Then you just need to decide where to take her. Movies, art galleries, strolling through town, and food are all safe.


Prompt: You live in a hotel off of your parents' money. You could never understand the plight of poor students like us.


Prompt: ...Ah.

Exactly. An hour ago. August 13th, 2010. 2:00 PM, or thereabouts.


Prompt: Christina. Stop eying Lukako's entire body from top to bottom like that.


Prompt: I'm close to discovering our true enemy.


Prompt: That won't happen.

Then why don't you come to my hotel, Mayuri-san?


Prompt: You at the lab?


Prompt: Because the path through the ring singularity is open. We've been over this already.

We don't know if there's actually a black hole at work here. It could be an entirely different phenomenon that just happens to resemble SERN's experiments.


Prompt: The manager of that junk shop you work at.

It's not a junk shop. It's a CRT specialty shop.


Prompt: Ah...


Prompt: By the way, what does this word mean?


Prompt: Hahh...

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything.


Prompt: Oh...?


Prompt: Just a little tear in my coat.

Is clumsiness one of your character traits?


Prompt: ...Do I have to tell you?

You've never hesitated to ask me for help before.


Prompt: No, she's my assistant.


Prompt: I've been busy.


Prompt: Huh...

So this meter lets other people check worldline divergence?


Prompt: You want to be introduced? Properly?

It's unnatural notâ‘° to be introduced in this situation!


Prompt: Not entirely. But there are several points in his story I do agree with.

Really? I can't see it as anything but fiction.


Prompt: And that's why we must investigate the phenomenon of sending emails to the past. You shall assist me!


Prompt: Meaning?


Prompt: Y-yeah?


Prompt: Looks like my assistant has zero naming sense.

I don't want to hear that from a chuunibyou headcase like you.


Prompt: You've glared at me before, haven't you?


Prompt: Something like what?

W-Well, the way you... hugged me... you know...


Prompt: Can't Americans start driving at 16? How come you don't have a license?

What, something wrong with that? I spend all my time doing research.


Prompt: What about the many-worlds interpretation? I just need to observe the world where Mayuri doesn't die.

The many-worlds interpretation... That might have something to do with how Mayuri's means of death keeps changing.


Prompt: No, not that. 1st place would be... too conspicuous.


Prompt: What does this mean...

I guess what happened earlier was an irregularity after all.


Prompt: Don't avert your eyes from the truth! What you've seen with your own eyes is everything!

Did it really teleport? It's dangerous to reason from the conclusion.


Prompt: But know this, Christina.


Prompt: You won't regret this?


Prompt: ...Did you really just happen to have that on you?

Get over it already. Is it really so wrong for me to have a sewing kit?


Prompt: If we can complete the PhoneWave (name subject to change) first, then we'll have outwitted SERN!

We don't have half the equipment or funding SERN does. What makes you think you can solve a problem that they can't?


Prompt: Kurisu...

Come on, this is a waste of time. I’m doing it.


Prompt: ...I didn't send the D-Mail.


Prompt: Gwaaaah!


Prompt: You're only calm because you weren't there!

...True. I don't know what happens five hours from now. To be honest, it doesn't feel real at all.


Prompt: Now I shall give this operation a name! It shall be known as Op--


Prompt: What do you mean?

I don't know the details, but when the past changed, Kiryu-san's actions these past four days changed ever so slightly.


Prompt: Uh...


Prompt: By the way, it's a pain to keep saying 'email sent to the past'. Let's give it a proper name.


Prompt: The time has come. Prepare to open Steins Gate!

It's been bugging me, but what is that Steins Gate thing?


Prompt: Why did you come to see me?

Not because I wantedâ‘° to or anything. Don't get me wrong.


Prompt: No wonder you rose from the dead!

I'm not dead, alright? Please stop killing me off.


Prompt: I take it back! You're a stubborn fool who refuses to face the truth!

Shut up. I don't want to hear that from you.


Prompt: Now, assistant! Since you volunteered, I won't let you refuse. Grab hold and heave!


Prompt: Kurisu... You... that...


Prompt: Hey... why do you think Tennouji didn't kill Moeka?


Prompt: Don't you mean you're interested in SERN's time machine research? Be honest with yourself.

Sh-shut up. I'm not interested in time machines at all.


Prompt: I bet you like to eat chocolate with your girlfriends and giggle about the latest celebrity love affair! Absurd! This lab has no need of the puppies and flowers in your head!

What the hell are you on about, you self-proclaimed mad scientist chuunibyou nutcase?


Prompt: If that doesn't work, nothing will. Then you'll just have to hope that time heals the rift between you.


Prompt: I didn't come here to introduce you to Lukako!

An introduction wouldn't take more than ten seconds! What's wrong with you?


Prompt: I didn't snap. Christina, feel like verifying that theory?


Prompt: ...What?

When you get to the beta world line, forget about me.


Prompt: S-sorry.

A storm like that shouldn't last long. Guess we'll just wait it out.


Prompt: ...Assistant, how much do you remember about the experiment we just did?

I don't remember doing any experiments today.


Prompt: Not PhoneWave. PhoneWave (name subject to change).


Prompt: It's just a hypothesis.


Prompt: You're a girl!?


Prompt: Damn you, assistant! How dare you point out the truth so bluntly! I won't forget this insult!


Prompt: I might have plans. I'll need to shift my schedule around.

Hold on a second! Don't tell me you plan on coming along!?


Prompt: The only way to decrypt that database is to use an IBN 5100 of our own.


Prompt: So I have no need for your thanks.

And yet you always talk about plunging the world into chaos.


Prompt: This artifact is needed for the war against SERN.


Prompt: Nobody asked you to come.


Prompt: Lab Mem Number 004 will be a retired number. That number... is yours forever.


Prompt: Of course. I'll have Lukako turn back into a guy.

I don't know if she's going to appreciate that.


Prompt: I have to choose which friend to let die. It would be so much easier if I knewâ‘° what was right.

...Which friend to let die? What are you talking about?


Prompt: ...but in the depths of your heart lie feelings for Luka's dad.


Prompt: So, Makise Kurisu. You just imagined something, didn't you? By all means, tell us what. Don't be shy. Muhahaha!


Prompt: But I refuse.


Prompt: Yeah you did. There I was, giving my report, when you grabbed my--

What? What do you mean 'giving your report'?


Prompt: What are you doing!? That's precious data!


Prompt: I already told you guys. I'm the only one who keeps his memories after the world changes.

So according to your perspective, when did the IBN 5100 disappear? Did it just happen? When's the last time you remember seeing it in the lab?


Prompt: Sorry I couldn't go with you to Aomori...


Prompt: That's what you get for tempting the sky gods.

You should've warned me sooner. Even my underwear's soaked.


Prompt: Kurisu!


Prompt: No, that's not the problem.


Prompt: I see. You're perfect now, so you don't want to change.


Prompt: Well, what if someone comes up with a 12th model?


Prompt: Because of my esper power, Reading Steiner.

This is no time for your chuunibyou nonsense.


Prompt: Anyone remember when it rained?

The morning of the 10th. Just before dawn.


Prompt: ...Seriously?

Y-you don't like anyone else, right? Then answer her feelings, you dummy.


Prompt: Hey. It's raining.


Prompt: ...I see.


Prompt: You certainly do! Muhahaha!

Can you stop that vulgar laughter? I can hear you from outside. It's embarrassing.


Prompt: ...I'm sorry.


Prompt: Hmph! It seems that my assistant doesn't know the meaning of the word 'serendipity'. <FONT incolor=


Prompt: You say 'speechless,' yet you're speaking?


Prompt: Why a phone call instead of an email?

Because we need the recipient to put the phone to his ear. Otherwise the signals won't reach his temporal lobe.


Prompt: There's no way I could ever forget the girl most important to me!


Prompt: Don't want any? Well, since you have lived in America for so long, I guess you'd prefer fast food instead--


Prompt: S-so... I need you to explain the differences between the male brain and the female brain.


Prompt: And they've successfully generated mini black holes.

No way... Then why haven't they made an official announcement!?


Prompt: Are you really that desperate for attention?

Just getting revenge. You're always making fun of me, so I deserve at least this much.


Prompt: First of all, the purpose of this experiment is to verify whether or not we can actually change the past. So it doesn't matter how trivial the change is.


Prompt: Um... when do you think I first set off that romance flag?


Prompt: You're introduced. Happy? Can we move on now?


Prompt: I know what I saw!


Prompt: I could never do that!

You can, and you must! There's no other way.


Prompt: What's that supposed to mean?

All of a sudden, you're treating Mayuri like a princess.


Prompt: You've seen too many Hollywood movies.


Prompt: Therefore, we shall now begin the 65,536th Round Table! Are you ready?!


Prompt: Now that you've rejected my plan, there's no wayâ‘° I'm not going through with it! You have underestimated my pride!


Prompt: You say something? Genius pervâ‘° girl?

Come on! No more saying 'perv'! I won't treat you like a perv either! So let's drop it already!


Prompt: Ochanomizu? Then you can walk there from here, can't you?


Prompt: Daru! Daru! Where's my super hacka!?


Prompt: Kurisu...


Prompt: Your father was a hero, but then he fell to evil and now he wears a black mask and cape and goes 'heeeee koohhh', right!? And in the future, you two are destined to fight and--


Prompt: What, were you worried about me?


Prompt: I'll be 20 in less than a year and a half. In other words, Steins Gate has decided that I am an adult.

I'm pretty sure that makes you a minor just like us.


Prompt: Anyway, no more experiments today.


Prompt: I'm going to save you.


Prompt: Then you're a NINJA--


Prompt: Going public with the Time Leap Machine will send the world into an uproar. We also plan to expose SERN, remember? You may not be able to go back to America for some time.

I guess you're right. I should call Mama and let her know.


Prompt: But what about the law? Even if fate forgives me, society won't.


Prompt: Then that settles it. I am a master of conversation. You will have nothing to fear with Hououin Kyouma at your side!


Prompt: But she's a--


Prompt: Guh...


Prompt: We just need to figure that out, don't we?


Prompt: I unleash my right arm on traitors, Christina.


Prompt: Wha--


Prompt: Please, go ahead.


Prompt: Change the past to your liking. As long as it's something easy to observe.

I'm going back to my hotel. Show me your report on today's experiment tomorrow.


Prompt: Oh? What's so dangerous about it?

Let's say you create a time paradox and blow up the world. What do you plan to do then?


Prompt: Why? So you can learn how to hide it?


Prompt: I know.

Hmph. So you’re going to forget me, just like that?


Prompt: We'll entrust the Time Leap Machine to a suitable research institution. Then we'll announce it to the world.


Prompt: Heh, heh heh heh! That's rich, coming from the one who was so worried about the risk of time paradoxes. Eh, Celeb Sev!?

I'm begging you, stop calling me that. I'll settle for assistant.


Prompt: Since each grain of salt is tiny, it's possible they could be converted to less than 12 bytes.

So larger masses get crushed by supergravity?


Prompt: If there are no other suggestions, we'll use my plan.


Prompt: I get it... So that's what happened.


Prompt: Ah... Ahhh...

Anyway, it’s not often I see you come by anymore.


Prompt: What if I send a D-Mail to myself on July 30th? Could I beat her to the IBN 5100?


Prompt: No... I'm okay now.


Prompt: Can't you improve it!?

Eventually, maybe, but certainly not now.


Prompt: ...Come to think of it, every time I explain this to you, I always end up hating myself in the end.


Prompt: Really!?

Keep in mind that this is just a hypothesis based on what we've observed.


Prompt: But it did occur! Will you deny what you saw with your own eyes? Are you saying that theories trump reality? Then I hope you enjoy sophistry and word games, because that's all you'll ever have!


Prompt: I'll be the winner. That way, I shoulder all of the risk.

And all of the money, right? I see your plan.


Prompt: Forget it. Regardless of my intentions, the fact of the matter is that I made Lukako cry.

Just to make sure, you're not a perverted scumbag, are you?


Prompt: If my friends are in danger, I'll rush to their aid. And I would tear my own limbs off before I knowingly brought harm to any of you.


Prompt: Don't worry about it. You're not the cause of my frustration.

Oh, so you're just raging? Don't glare at me.


Prompt: It was just a joke. Let it die.


Prompt: Well!?


Prompt: I thought you didn’t put milk in your coffee.

On cold days, I always want something sweet and creamy.


Prompt: ...It worked again.


Prompt: No you don't. I'm not a 'gentleman perv' like you, creating imaginary relationships.

Maybe this Kiryu-san never existed. Or maybe Kiryu-san does exist, but the fact that she sent a D-Mail was something you made--


Prompt: Her... who?


Prompt: Have you gone mad, assistant mine?

I'm perfectly sane, and I'm not your assistant.


Prompt: Genius girl, our next meeting shall be as enemies!


Prompt: A butterfly flaps its wings in Beijing and a storm happens in New York, right?


Prompt: Who said strip!? Calm down, will you!?


Prompt: The name 'Committee of 300' appeared in actual SERN documents.


Prompt: Come on! Say it, genius girl! What's the imagination of a genius like? I'd love to hear from you!


Prompt: I've been here before, remember?


Prompt: Calm down? Hmph! You don't understand what it's like to live on the run, never knowing when the next assassin will strike.


Prompt: No. Stage Two of Operation Urd does have its risks, just like Celeb Sev said.


Prompt: We're about to perform a critical experiment. Understand, assistant? Mister Braun might yell at you, but that small sacrifice will bring mankind's dream, the time machine, to fruition.


Prompt: Good. Then let's begin.


Prompt: There's soy sauce flavor and chicken flavor.


Prompt: ...You're my assistant, after all.


Prompt: Not that! You said '3rd place of what', right!? I mean 3rd place of LOTO SIX!


Prompt: ...About six months ago. It was on sale for 500 yen.

I'm starting to think even you don't believe the stuff you say.


Prompt: D-Mails have too many uncertain variables. We can never be sure what will happen when we send one.

It's not like we can do anything about that. After all, the result is up to whoever receives the mail.


Prompt: Fool. That's not what I meant. I'm talking about the scent of your soul.

My soul? What's that supposed to mean? Explain.


Prompt: So if you were wondering where my incredible genius comes from, now you know! It's because I sleep in this room every night!

This stimulation system of yours... I assume it's been dumping toxic waste in your brain?


Prompt: I've been here before, remember?


Prompt: Forget you? You know I can’t do that.

Remember what I said? This is a dream. Once you wake up from a dream, you forget what happened, right?


Prompt: Huh? What!? What was that!? Is she messing with me!? She's messing with me!


Prompt: ...His phone.


Prompt: Here, we should think under the assumptions of time travel theory.

No. It's not good to start thinking from the conclusion.


Prompt: Alright, activate it.


Prompt: And only when it occurs does the path to the singularity open.

We don't know the cause of the discharge phenomenon.


Prompt: This is the email I sent you three hours ago.


Prompt: Admitting your faults is the first step towards becoming stronger. You may one day become a splendid woman, Christina. You're still young.


Prompt: If they can manipulate a micro singularity's mass and gravitational field, then these things really are anti-gravity devices!

Well, under those exact conditions, I guess you might not be entirely wrong.


Prompt: ...I just don't get it anymore.


Prompt: Maybe I...


Prompt: I... can't save you.


Prompt: I stood by... and let Mayuri die.


Prompt: Maybe I should just tell her the truth. Sincerity will work better than underhanded tricks... I think.

A mad scientist, sincere? That's a good one.


Prompt: I am not Okabe! I am HOUOUIN KYOUMA! How many times do I have to tell you, Christina!?


Prompt: I am Hououin.

Okabe Rintaro is the name your parents gave you, right? Are you denying that?


Prompt: I thought you didn't want to get involved. And it's not the PhoneWave, it's the PhoneWave (name subject to change)--

Just answer me. Have you learned anything?


Prompt: Is it SERN!?


Prompt: Where's Mayuri!?


Prompt: Am I wrong?


Prompt: ...Christina.


Prompt: OBJECTION!


Prompt: Wait! You there, assistant! What are you typing?


Prompt: You are my allies, and the world is my enemy.

I'm speechless. You're too self-righteous.


Prompt: The moment I change worldlines, everything is reconstructed. Past, present, and future.

But that's just from your perspective, Okabe.


Prompt: Fret not, Christina. Or should I say... @channeler Kurisu!


Prompt: Do you have a fever?


Prompt: Cold?

I'm not stripping naked, if that's what you're suggesting! Your pervy tricks won't work on me!


Prompt: Nostalgia Drive!


Prompt: Can't you think at your hotel?


Prompt: I was under the impression that a first date required going to a beautiful beach resort, exchanging your first kiss bathed in the light of the setting sun, and stuff like that.


Prompt: You two did well today. Be proud.


Prompt: What are you talking about?

Don't you get it? You raised a flag. Or I guess you could say you tripped over a flag that was already raised.


Prompt: She works part-time at that store.


Prompt: I'm gonna send the D-Mail now.

R-right. If the worldline changes, then this wound will go away.


Prompt: Alright.

So the first D-Mail started everything...


Prompt: Nonsense. You're already a lab mem. You have a duty to work for the benefit of the lab!

...I regret losing myself to curiosity back then.


Prompt: I'm being serious.

You're acting weird today. What's going on?


Prompt: So it is a teleporter! The first in human history!


Prompt: Oh, I’m coming!

Seriously, why do I have to do this now, of all times–


Prompt: Is there anything specific about what exactly the Z Program is?


Prompt: Is everyone okay!?


Prompt: This isn't intuition. That's right. This is conviction!

Just spit it out. What do you think it is?


Prompt: Want some coffee?


Prompt: Were you worried about me?

O-of course not! Why should I care what you're up to?


Prompt: Oh! My assistant!


Prompt: Stop wasting time, guys! We’re starting the meeting!


Prompt: Because you can't collect data if you can't record the change?


Prompt: Hmph. Be honest, Christina. You just don't want me to see the <FONT incolor=


Prompt: I'm sorry about that.

Well, that's unexpected... You actually apologized.


Prompt: But when Mister Braun turned the TV off, the shaking stopped immediately.


Prompt: It may be too heavy for one person, but it's a different story for two. You and I just need to carry it together. Why else do you think I made you my assistant?


Prompt: What sort of hotel?

What do you mean? It's a normal hotel in Ochanomizu.


Prompt: I've never felt Mayuri was a burden. Not once.


Prompt: You're such a wannabe American. What do you mean, 'oh god'? Oh, I get it. Chris-chan is a Chris-tian.


Prompt: There you go.


Prompt: I'm not trolling, just naming her power.


And it was probably the beta world line. Am I wrong?


Prompt: Christina. Report on the status of these translations.

Can you stop talking like that? It's pretentious and annoying as hell.


Prompt: But sometimes your hypotheses are mistaken! Even Einstein was wrong about some things!

So you're going to do nothing, just because you could be wrong? Then enjoy your dirty little lab and your silly gadgets, because that's all you'll ever have.


Prompt: What are you doing?


Prompt: S-sorry to disappoint you.


Prompt: 'Don't forget. It was my mad skillz that turned the PhoneWave into a time leap machine.'


Prompt: What time is it now!? What month? What day!?


Prompt: But he's not a girl at all. He's a guy!


Prompt: So we can only send memories. Where does that leave us?

Your memories aren't the only thing that define you. Even if you send your memories to the past, it will be the receiving you's consciousness and personality that process them.


Prompt: Christina. I need you to enter a number into the PhoneWave (name subject to change).


Prompt: It doesn’t matter whether I’m in the alpha world line or the beta world line.


Prompt: That's going to look suspicious...

What are you so scared of? That's not the vain and arrogant Okabe I know.


Prompt: Just take it. It's not even that bulky.


Prompt: Your father?

You make a fine argument, but it won't work in the scientific community.


Prompt: Got it.

After you leap back to this afternoon, just sit tight and don't do anything until I complete the Time Leap Machine.


Prompt: Whatever.

You guys are hopeless. Better do something quick.


Prompt: Trust what you see! The only things that matter are things that happen; things that don't happen, things that aren't observed, are just hypotheses!

When hypotheses pile up, and theories are verified, they become reality.


Prompt: That might not be enough to cause worldline divergence.

Like Okabe said, you need to make a change that's easier to observe. Or else there's no point to this experiment.


Prompt: Ah... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Prompt: Looks like I'm in your way, so I'll just go.


Prompt: I am the great Hououin Kyouma, a mad scientist with an IQ rivaling that of Isaac Newton himself!


Prompt: Heh heh heh. So what'll it be? I don't think it's a bad deal at all.


Prompt: The PhoneWave (name subject to change) wouldn't have come this far without you and Daru at my side.


Prompt: ...You'll know soon enough.


Prompt: So there's hope?


Prompt: By the way, Christina, I have always felt that physicists are hypocrites.


Prompt: I assume it'll be during summer break. Make sure you let me know ahead of time.

Wha-wha-wha-what are you talking about!?


Prompt: ...It's about 7 AM, right?


Prompt: Anyway, Christina. What were you looking at just now, hmm?


Prompt: I am not Okabe!


Prompt: Were you listening? Good. Commence preparations for Operation Verthandi!


Prompt: I'd be lying if I called it clean. This entire building is in shambles.

Anyway, I refuse to use the same shower as Okabe.


Prompt: Christina, is it okay to stay here this late? Perhaps you should contact your family.


Prompt: Well? When are you going to see him?


Prompt: Why didn't you tell me that before!?

Before what? I just finished the Time Leap Machine, remember?


Prompt: What kind of perverted old man are you!?


Prompt: Then what's the problem?

Weren't you listening? I said, as long as the Time Leap Machine exists.


Prompt: Mayuri!?


Prompt: Hmm... well...

That creepy grin... are you thinking perverted thoughts again?


Prompt: Indeed. I am the symbol of this lab, not the boss.

I don't know what you mean by symbol, but how do you plan to turn the PhoneWave into a time machine? Let's have details.


Prompt: Nice tsundere line.

Don't mock me. You just happened to tear your clothes, and I just happened to have a sewing kit handy when you did. It's coincidence. That's all.


Prompt: Please... help me.


Prompt: I heard it from you first.


Prompt: You're a noisy one.

Don't walk forwards. Then I have to walk backwards. Let's walk sideways.


Prompt: I'd ask you the same thing, Christina.


Prompt: What makes you think I'll answer? I know how the Organization operates.


Prompt: And hardwiring each of them to the <FONT incolor=

Both devices use electromagnetic waves. I'm not a specialist, though, so I can't examine the extent or magnitude of the influence that fusion has...


Prompt: In accordance with the Butterfly Effect, the remaining seconds should be canceled out. The experiment never happened.


Prompt: From the moment you become a lab mem to the moment of your departure, your brain shall be used for the benefit of our lab.

You're so full of it. Let's see the contract, then.


Prompt: Or you could take something from our stock of cup noodles.


Prompt: Nothing...

Then why did you cancel the cracking of SERN?


You look like a girl in love waiting for an email from her boyfriend.


Prompt: I guess...

I-it's just a joke. Don't take it so seriously.


Prompt: ...You came to wake me up? Thanks.


Prompt: Or maybe I just haven't mastered it yet. Maybe I haven't tapped into its full potential.


Prompt: Me, leave? I practically live here! This lab was promised to me by Steins Gate. It's the dwelling place of my soul!

We girls are staying here overnight, so you filthy boys need to show respect. Your home isn't even far from here, right?


Prompt: Show me the others.


Prompt: Why you! Who gave you the authority to reject my ideas!? You're just an assistant!

Then why don't we take a vote? All in favor of Nostalgia Drive.


Prompt: Moeka's handler. She's obsessed with FB. If the mail comes from FB, she'll do whatever it says.


Prompt: What do you mean?

It's almost the same. The same as Titor's theory.


Prompt: Interested?


Prompt: You can't call physics the study of natural phenomena, then decide some things don't count!


Prompt: Fuck logic!


Prompt: It shows you my number, doesn't it!?


Prompt: Don't scare me like that. What are you guys doing packed into that tiny shower anyway?


Prompt: Ah...

But... thanks anyway. I definitely didn't expect you to offer to come...


Prompt: No! Lab mem, stupid! Short for laboratory member!

You mean you want me to join your research team? I'm supposed to return to America in August.


Prompt: Hey! You're just reading out of a dating manual, so you've got no right to look down on me, you American virgin!


Prompt: In the end, we arrive at the question of 'where is the self?'

This Time Leap Machine only sends memories. That, I guarantee.


Prompt: D-don't glare like that! This isn't right! You're supposed to believe me!

What made you think I'd believe something like that!?


Prompt: After Titor explains herself again, we'll start repairs on the time machine. Our goal is to have it working by this time today.


Prompt: Trying for the clumsy girl appeal?


Prompt: I’m not a kid. I can run a simple errand.


Prompt: What? You want me to go back in time and give you CPR or something? I'd need to use the PhoneWave (name subject to change) for that.

...I've heard enough. No more hallucinating about me, okay? Dying isn't fun, even if it's in someone else's head.


Prompt: But you love experiments. Don't you?


Prompt: How long has it been since you went to America?


Prompt: You're contradicting yourself.


Prompt: Don't you understand? No, of course you don't. How could you, with impure thoughts clouding your eyes!


Prompt: Naked, you mean it becomes observable.

When the event horizon disappears, there's no more reason for time and space to change places. Meaning that you can enter a naked singularity without being trapped.


Prompt: No, you fool! Not that!


Prompt: What!? You mean you'd rather post <FONT incolor=

Gh, I hate myself for understanding those words!


Prompt: I can feel your aura of malice. You must be a powerful kung-fu master.


Prompt: I shouldn't have let so many people send D-Mails.


Prompt: ...Wait, don't tell me. You're 'KuriGohan and Kamehameha'!?

Titor came forward, so it's only fair that I do too.


Prompt: The truth.

B-but... proof. I need proof. I can't come up with a formula otherwise!


Prompt: Celeb. Seventeen.

What the hell is that supposed to mean!?


Prompt: There were also some D-Mails that didn't activate Reading Steiner.

Hmmm. So just cancel the D-Mails that activated Reading Steiner, and the IBN 5100 might come back to you.


Prompt: We'll hear you out.


Prompt: I knew you were meant for this, Christina! You're the best assistant a mad scientist could ask for!

I don't know if that's supposed to be a compliment, but it's coming off as an insult. Now let go!


Prompt: I'll tell him when it's necessary.

They'll throw you in the slammer for breaking and entering.


Prompt: ...No way.


Prompt: If you don't say Christina, then I have no way of knowing it's you.


Prompt: I'm not her butler.


Prompt: I was just worried that maybe you were feeling conflicted.


Prompt: Hmm... I thought it was a good idea...


Prompt: Well, whatever. If it will help you focus on the time leap machine, I'll keep your secret for now. Besides, it's just a matter of time before you make another mistake and reveal your true colors.

You don't have to worry about me. Remember that I represented my entire laboratory when we presented our research, even though there were men twice my age on the project.


Prompt: I'm sure... it was August 3rd. I remember it being in the lab on August 3rd.


Prompt: Hmm?


Prompt: I just want to know the truth.

What truth, you perv!? You stupid!? Wanna die!?


Prompt: How can you be so certain?

Because that's what happened to my father.


Prompt: Mayuri dies in two days. I don't have time to play boyfriend.


No answer? I guess it was just an excuse.


Prompt: W-What is it?


Prompt: I'm pretty sure you said 'but I refuse.'


Prompt: Once I know, I'll make the time leap.

I can't believe there's nothing we can do.


Prompt: Hmph...


Prompt: Just be quiet, Zombie!


Prompt: Henceforth, this shall be known as Operation <FONT incolor=


Prompt: What?


Prompt: Hey... you didn't time leap, did you?

So now you're saying that I went back in time for the sole purpose of repairing your stupid lab coat. Uh-huh.


Prompt: Oh, yeah. It's Mayuri.


Prompt: Credible?

It's all secondhand info from John Titor -- from Amane-san, isn't it?


Prompt: Humanity would never have made it this far.


Prompt: There's nothing we can do about it. We'll postpone the experiment till tomorrow.

After I left yesterday, I was thinking. How exactly does the PhoneWave make time travel possible?


Prompt: Oh, that's boring. So, what is it, assistant?


Prompt: Substance. She has substance. Of course she's not a ghost. How silly of me.


Prompt: Humanity's first time-traveling email. For we who have achieved that miracle, nothing is impossible!

Such baseless confidence. Anyway, wasn't it just a coincidence that we discovered D-Mail?


Prompt: Of course I do. You are my assistant, and I will do whatever it takes to ensure that you are in peak mental condition for the experiment.


Prompt: To hell with my ego!


Prompt: Yes. Did it work!?


Prompt: Aren't you afraid of dying?


Prompt: Who else but you?


Prompt: Kurisu...


Prompt: Way to go, assistant! Your study abroad in America was all for the sake of today, wasn't it!?

Of course not. Stop assigning people roles in your fantasy world.


Prompt: Are you upset?


Prompt: I'll explain in a second. Drink that while you wait.


Prompt: You mean time paradoxes... and conservation of mass?

If you think that conservation of mass applies to macro-systems like the universe or micro-systems like atoms or elementary particles, you're mistaken.


Prompt: You might not remember this, but earlier, I changed the past with a D-Mail.


Prompt: Kurisu...


Prompt: SERN's database uses an IBN 5100.


Prompt: No, wait, you should be asking for a hug, right?


Prompt: Where am I?


Prompt: We need a more persuasive message. Something that will prevent her from going to the shrine.


Prompt: Even if a blue robot cat from the future were to jump out of your desk and give you a doorway to everywhere, you wouldn't use it?


Prompt: Impossible! How can you see where I'm looking!?


Prompt: Of course I do. You made a hell of a first impression.


Prompt: Of course! Mayuri's parents are so afraid of my insanity that they sent me their only daughter as a hostage!


Prompt: And I am the one who will end your ambition!


Prompt: I'd rather talk about something related.

You told me before that I could ask you anything. Remember?


Prompt: Ugh...


Prompt: No true scientist would accept a hypothesis that flimsy.


Prompt: Come on. I'll get you a new microwave.

I don't want to deny who I've been. Because even my failures are a part of who I am today.


Prompt: You told me so! Five hours from now, okay!?

Don't be ridiculous. I would never make such a baseless projection.


Prompt: Your accomplishments mean nothing to me.


Prompt: So how come I can only leap 48 hours?

I don't know. Even I don't understand everything that's going on inside that thing.


Prompt: I'm not imagining anything.


Prompt: No jokes. I seriously need your help.


Prompt: Wha...!


Prompt: Indeed. Through the tireless efforts of my faithful lab mems, we have uncovered evidence that SERN is researching time travel.


Prompt: NAKABACHI!


Prompt: Heh, heh, heh. Assistant mine -- no, Christina!

I'm not your assistant, and I'm not Christina!


Prompt: Why is she only serious at times like this!?


Prompt: Oh? So you remember my true name. Indeed, I am Hououin Kyouma.


Prompt: Mayuri, when did you start calling Lukako 'Luka-chan' instead of 'Luka-kun'?

Cut it out already, Okabe! She's a girl!


Prompt: Whoa!

I said I was fine! What do you mean you won't give up!? Are you stupid? Wanna die?


Prompt: What contract? This is a lab, not a corporation!

I don't mind lending you my knowledge, but if there is more pervy nonsense involved, the answer is NO.


Prompt: Then I shall answer! The IBN 5100 is the key to unlocking SERN's most closely guarded secrets.


Prompt: I am the insane mad scientist, Hououin Kyo--


Prompt: What I desire is chaos. The time machine exists to bring chaos to the world. MUHAHAHAHA!

Never mind happiness. You're like a junkie hypersecreting <FONT incolor=


Prompt: No, it’s not that. It’s not...

Are you going to take something? I’ll bring you some water.


Prompt: Y-your techniques don't work on me, but I'll tell you anyway. That's no ordinary phone. It's designed to deactivate the moment it leaves my hand. Muhahaha!


Prompt: Get ready for a D-Mail!


Prompt: No. You don't die.

Then there's no problem. This worldline has essentially guaranteed my survival.


Prompt: My true power... is the magic eye, 'Reading Steiner'!

Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of chuunibyou.


Prompt: After spending 120 seconds in the PhoneWave (name subject to change), the banana teleported back to the bunch gelified. We should consider that it returned to its state 120 seconds before.

Wrong. If it returned to its state 120 seconds before, it wouldn't be gelified.


Prompt: Yes. I have a difficult problem that requires... delicacy to resolve.

Delicacy? That's like the exact opposite of what anyone expects from you.


Prompt: Kurisu...


Prompt: Have you finished the Time Leap Machine?

What are you talking about? I finished it yesterday after an all-nighter, remember?


Prompt: Hahh... Hahh... Hahh... Hahh...


Prompt: We've already established that the D-Mail arrives precisely when and where it's supposed to.

...It's dangerous to accept that without verification.


Prompt: That doesn't even say what kind of email it is!

Hey. We don't have time for this nonsense. Let's just abbreviate it to 'D-Mail' and move on.


Prompt: You're an experiment-loving girl. You're not supposed to be... domesticâ‘°.

Can't I be a domestic experiment-loving girl?


Prompt: Hungry?

Sh-shut up! I haven't eaten anything since lunch.


Prompt: You're interested, aren't you?


Prompt: That you just sent a D-Mail!


Prompt: Very well. Speak!


Prompt: Yeah, you’re right.


Prompt: I’m sorry...


Prompt: Is it possible that we form a wormhole?

No wormholes have ever been confirmed to exist.


Prompt: ...Seriously?

If there's nobody you like, then there's no reason not to, is there?


Prompt: Where's Shining Finger? Where'd she go?


Prompt: I don't ever want to forget... so let's make doubly sure.


Prompt: About the IBN 5100.


Prompt: They've already sent more than 100 people to the past. Surely a few paradoxes have happened by now.

So you want to stoop to the same level as the guys that did those inhumane experiments?


Prompt: And what about you!? Your experience must be vast indeed if you think you can lecture me about it!


Prompt: It’s really you, isn’t it?

What the heck kind of way to start off the New Year is that? Are you okay? Did you eat something bad?


Prompt: I'm being completely serious.


Prompt: Zombies never stop coming. They're persistent.


Prompt: Then why don't you try carrying it? Then you'll understand.


Prompt: Maybe all I ever wanted was friends.


Prompt: I can't make any guarantees. That would require perfect 24-hour surveillance inside my brain.

You have a comeback for everything, don't you.


Prompt: Let me go!


Prompt: Christina. We need to talk.


Prompt: Of course you can. You're my assistant.

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I can't! I'm asking you to go sideways! No, I'm telling you to go sideways! Sideways! I'm going to fall!


Prompt: The IBN 5100 was at the lab, and then it suddenly disappeared.

You threw a fit about that earlier. I remember thinking, 'Oh god, Okabe's finally lost his ability to distinguish fantasy from reality.'


Prompt: ...Y-you're really mad at me, aren't you?


Prompt: Really. But first, Christina.


Prompt: Kurisu...!


Prompt: You're actually itching to try it out, aren't you?


Prompt: 'You'll never reach the truth that way!'


Prompt: Let's put it down!


Prompt: Where's Daru?

He hasn't come back yet. It's already dark, so maybe he went straight home?


Prompt: Or maybe this fateful encounter between you and that lab coat was decided by destiny long ago. Daru not wearing it was just another inevitability. This is the choice of Steins--


Prompt: Kurisu...


Prompt: I’m sorry... But let me stay like this just a little bit longer...


Prompt: Let's just hope it's not pink...


Prompt: In other words, the no-shaking promise only applied yesterday, so since today is yesterday's tomorrow, we can shake it all we want!

That doesn't settle anything. Why you're so confident is a mystery to me.


Prompt: The first time?

Before you started time leaping. You helped me build the machine, didn't you?


Prompt: What did you just call me?


Prompt: I assume it was your father on the phone the other day?


Prompt: Y-you're with the Organization!?


Prompt: Then answer me, Christina! Why did you freak out back then!?

...No reason. I simply didn't want to believe. Fringe science should stay in the realm of fiction.


Prompt: El... Psy... Kongroo!

For the final adjustments, we need to use the PhoneWave.


Prompt: I can make instant coffee, if you want.


Prompt: Naturally, as a mad scientist, I have no interest in this thing mortals call love. My incredible brain is devoted to the destruction of the System that controls the world, and the birth of a new age of chaos!

You're obviously a virgin, thank you ver--


Prompt: Back? Where?

The lab, of course. I need to dry my clothes. I wanna take a shower, too.


Prompt: Shut up, virgin.


Prompt: ...Hmph, she thinks she knows me.


Prompt: Why are you laughing!?

You couldn't hold a normal conversation if your life depended on it.


Prompt: Run, Kurisu!


Prompt: Before, you said that such a black hole's existence would be impossible to prove. What did you mean?

A black hole has what's called an <FONT incolor=


Prompt: You want to reconcile with your father. Correct?


Prompt: It's too late!

Anyway, now that we've found the lifter, the time leap machine is 99% complete.


Wait... did you already send the D-Mail? Did you already change worldlines?


Prompt: How do you plan to convert humans into data?

You know that my thesis got published, right?


Prompt: What does that mean? How is it different from what you see in sci-fi novels?

Time leaping in sci-fi usually sends everything -- consciousness, personality, and memory.


Prompt: I’ve done nothing but regret that I couldn’t save you.


Prompt: Time leaping presents a host of problems. I want to consider them all carefully.

H-huh. That's... an unusually respectable opinion, coming from you.


Prompt: So, how do you feel about your father now?


Prompt: I understand.


Prompt: If we go public, we won't be able to do cool stuff with D-Mails anymore!


Prompt: Ahh, I get it. Living in an English-only environment made you hungry for Japanese. But did you have to resort to @channel?

Sure, it's not the friendliest place, but I couldn't find anywhere that felt more 'Japanese'.


Prompt: Mmmgh...


Prompt: And that applies to the universe? You're claiming the existence of parallel worlds?

...I like to use my imagination too, sometimes.


Prompt: I know... but I'm still going to try!


Prompt: When did cellphones become widespread in Japan!?


Prompt: It could be dangerous.


Prompt: Thanks for coming in on a Saturday. Your devotion to science makes me proud.


Prompt: Do you, uh... How do you feel about me?


Prompt: Ah... ah...


Prompt: Christina, what are you doing when you should be working?


Prompt: Oh? We agree for once, assistant.

I-I'm not agreeingâ‘° with you, exactly. If we don't collect data, then we'll never figure out how the PhoneWave works.


Prompt: Where's this satellite from, anyway?

They still don't know. Rumors say it's from the former Soviet Union, but Russia denies it. So it looks like they can't remove it yet.


Prompt: So it worked, right?


Prompt: I'm going back!


Prompt: You said you wanted to report him, so I'm giving you the opportunity.

I agree that Hashida could be a little less lazy, but you're going way too far, Okabe.


Prompt: Christina. I'm going to give this plan of yours a shot.


Prompt: ...July 31st, 11 AM.


Prompt: SERN, and the system that rules the world.


Prompt: Changing the past.

Now hold on! It's too dangerous! Are you trying to play god!?


Prompt: We're not experimenting.


Prompt: Don't talk with your mouth full.

So... you're not a couple. Oh. Well, of course! No one would willingly date Okabe, after all.


Prompt: Titor said that the many-worlds interpretation holds true.

And that makes it okay to change the past? You're going to believe that self-proclaimed time traveler's delusions?


Prompt: I came from three hours in the future.


Prompt: ...I'm going to save you.


Prompt: Nothing... changed?


Prompt: And you? How did you treat your father?

I was daddy's little girl growing up. You practically had to drag me away from him.


Prompt: ...Does anyone else smell that?


Prompt: That's not a saying. Don't look so proud of yourself.

...You're right. This is a dumb argument.


Prompt: I thought you didn't believe what Titor had to say.

I'm talking hypothetically. Titor doesn't matter right now.


Prompt: There's nothing to be ashamed of! Just boldly write 'Hobbies: Browsing @channel' on your resume!


Prompt: What's wrong?

N-nothing! Really, nothing, okay? Say another word and I hit you!


Prompt: The universe itself is censoring me, correcting any changes I try to make.

If that's true, then time leaping can't save Mayuri. Nothing you do will change the result.


Prompt: Shut it, Celeb Seventeen!


Wh-why are you all staring at me? Don't look at me!


Prompt: Hahaha...


Prompt: She is an enemy, but we're cooperating in order to uncover the truth.


Prompt: Mayuri dies in two days. I don't have time for that touchy-feely stuff.


Prompt: Yeah, of course.

That, and I think you'll make a good test subject.


Prompt: It's just... occasionally, my right arm aches... and when it does, dark destructive impulses overcome my soul--

Shut up, or I'll tear the peripheral nerves out of that arm.


Prompt: That was just something I hallucinated.


Prompt: Tennouji's wife might be FB.


Prompt: Come, don't be shy. This is an offering. Take it!

As if. Who would eat some perv's banana?


Prompt: You didn't tell her anything, did you?


Prompt: Super Hacker Mister Daru, has hacked into SERN.


Prompt: If the hole is too tight, then just inject more electrons.

I don't think it's that simple. I mean, I'm sure SERN's tried that already. And yet they haven't gotten any results after nine years of experiments.


Prompt: I am listening. The Committee of 300 is the dark power that controls every secret society, every government, every multinational corporation.


Prompt: Yeah, that's good. That should be about right.


Prompt: Only anal retentive bastards care about the minor details. That's why you'll never be more than an assistant, Christina!

Like I keep saying, I'm neither your assistant nor Christina.


Prompt: Names are all about feeling! My creativity, comparable to the great Da Vinci himself, cannot be held by the shackles of grammar! Muhah--


Prompt: What do you mean, you were finally useful? Tell me, Mayuri...


Prompt: Are you crying?


Prompt: It's... random?

Black, red, or pink. Those are the three possibilities.


Prompt: It's too late to hide behind your goody-two-shoes mask, Christina. Your fate is to become a mad scientist, for you are an experiment-loving girl!

Who are you calling an experiment-loving girl!?


Prompt: Let's hear your opinion.

I think we can at least throw out completely worthlessâ‘° theories like electromagnetic weaponry and teleportation.


Prompt: Don't be ridiculous! I saw her dead just three hours ago!

Hey! Could you not talk about me like that? I'm perfectly fine.


Prompt: I...

What's the problem, huh!? If you weigh the options logically, saving Mayuri is the only--


Prompt: Christina. Let's say a D-Mail caused a time paradox. What would happen?

...I don't know. No one has experienced a time paradox, after all.


Prompt: I see...

SERN has a lifter, but we don't know what in the PhoneWave is filling the same role, much less how to adjust it.


Prompt: No, we don't need a push cart.

Then how are you going to bring it back? It takes about ten minutes to walk to your run-down lab from here.


Prompt: Kurisu.

...That's the first time you've said my name properly.


Prompt: Hmph, the police? Do you really think a mad scientist like me is afraid of the police? I've spent my life on the run from the Organization, a more fearsome enemy than you can possibly imagine.

You can't be serious. Tell me what you're trying to do.


Prompt: How do you know?


Prompt: Oh, okay.


Prompt: How much do you know?


Prompt: No, we're doing the same thing. Who's to say that digital data can't go through a singularity? I think it would be easier than sending something human-sized.


Prompt: ...Who will time leap?


Prompt: You're a genius. You're already published, for crying out loud. There's no need to throw away your promising future.


Prompt: And Mayuri?


Prompt: Fret not. It's almost closing time for the Braun Tube Workshop.

The PhoneWave doesn't work at night, remember?


Prompt: Can that theory explain why Nae pushed her in front of a train?


Prompt: What? Do your parents let you do whatever you want?

I haven't seen my father in seven years. My mother is in America. I'm living in a hotel right now. Understand?


Prompt: I wish there were some way that Mayuri wouldn't have to suffer...


Prompt: Hmph, you want to know? Then I'll tell you!

Wait! If you're just going to stand and talk, shouldn't we put the box down first?


Prompt: What was that phone call about?

I just wanted to ask you where you were. And since you said you were coming here, I came.


Prompt: Are you upset?


Prompt: If it's not a time machine, then it can't change the past. You could prove yourself right, so why are you against it?


Prompt: Why are you blaming me?

...I'm not blaming you. I'm just disappointed that nobody, including myself, noticed.


Prompt: If the lights were on, I'd be able to see everything.


Prompt: Y-yeah...


Prompt: The worldline didn't change!


Prompt: You're a lifesaver. What's going on there? Is Mister Braun freaking out?


Prompt: Are you trying to say the model may be wrong? But I know for certain that convergence exists. I've experienced it firsthand.

Even if they're right about convergence...


Prompt: Good work, everyone. With this, we can fight.


Prompt: America...


Prompt: Please, lend me your strength.


Prompt: There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Just proclaim it to the world!

Well yeah, no wish is embarrassing compared to the idiotic wish for chaos to envelop the world or whatever.


Prompt: This was your idea.

That’s true, but it still pisses me off to hear you just say it like it was nothing.


Prompt: So, Christina, what brings you here?

If you're going to call me names, could you at least be consistent?


Prompt: That's why I want to ask a girl. Plus, you're my assistant, so I need you to save my assâ‘° this instantâ‘°.


Prompt: Of course! Titor's goal was to obtain an IBN 5100! And I've already contacted him several times. But how did he get my personal information!?


Prompt: I'm sorry.


Prompt: Future Gadget No. 4: Moad Snake, designed after a claymore landmine, is an instant humidifier.


Prompt: Not a scratch...


Prompt: Proton compression.

Right. Successful compression generates a micro-singularity, which--


Prompt: Before?

When I hit you with my book. I thought you were just being a pervert.


Prompt: Mister Braun is currently absent. In other words, we can experiment to our heart's content!

That doesn't solve the problem, you know.


Prompt: Of course! You're working for SERN, not the Organization! You're here to kill me, aren't you!? That's what I thought! You have the face of a killer!


Prompt: I already know. It's the 42-inch CRT downstairs.