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"Previously on "Desperate Housewives"..." "Is anybody here?" "There may have been a breakdown in our chain of care." "You're trying to buy us off?" "Sometimes if you're not careful..." "There's this place called Camp Hennessey." "I'm not going to any stupid camp for juvenile delinquents." "You don't have a choice." "Past mistakes..." "We pulled it out of rock water lake." "I must have sold several hundred of these just like it." "I have a list of customers' names on file." "Will come back to haunt you." "I won't tell anyone." "I'll keep your secret, dad." "There were many things Gabrielle soils knew for certain." "She knew red was her color." "She knew diamonds went with everything." "And she knew men were all the same." "But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else... she would never want children." "Unfortunately for Gabrielle... her husband Carlos felt differently." "I'm so lucky to have you." "Okay, I'll bite." "Why are you so lucky?" "Because..." "I don't want to have kids, and you do." "Oh, that." "Most men would leave over something like that." "And you're still here." "I'm grateful." "I know the sacrifice you're making." "There's still a little part of me that's hoping you'll change your mind." "Once you had a baby," "I think that you would love it so much that " "Honey, it's not going to happen." "You never know." "No, sometimes you do." "Well, it is a sacrifice." "But you're worth it." "Yes, Gabrielle Solis knew without a doubt she didn't want to be a mother." "But what she couldn't know was just how much her husband wanted to be a father... or that he'd been tampering with her birth control for months... or that within one week's time... she'd be pregnant." "Episode 18 :" "Children Will Listen" "Saturdays on Wisteria Lane belonged to the children, and while most would spend the day practicing their sports..." "Oh-ho!" "And riding their bikes... and jumping their ropes, others were no longer engaged in child's play." "Indeed, some children were being forced to grow up very quickly." "Sorry to bother you on the weekend." "We just have a few questions for you." "About what?" "12 years ago, your late wife purchased a toy chest." "Toy chest?" "Yeah, it was about this big, had little dancing bears on it." "Gosh, I'm sorry." "The craftsman who makes these chests keeps a list of customers." "Apparently, you purchased one in august 1992." "Yeah, we'd like to know where that chest is now." "Wow, I, um, I wish I could help you." "I don't recall any toy chest." "I remember." "Yeah, it had little bears and balloons on it, right?" "Yeah, son, that's right." "Yeah, we threw that chest away when I was little." "I was standing on it, and it just busted." "Remember, dad?" "Vaguely." "I guess that's all, then." "Thank you both for your time." "Hey, what's the deal with this chest, anyway?" "One just like you had washed up on torch lake." "Had a woman in it." "A woman?" "She was all chopped up." "Obviously, we need to talk." "You lied to me." "You said that it was a man in the box." "No, I didn't lie." "Well, the policeman said that it was a woman's body." "Of course you were lying." "I told you a private detective had come to take you away from us." "I never said it was a man." "You didn't?" "No." "Well, I" " I thought that -- no." "No, stop." "Please -- stop." "I" " I -- look, I know that you're lying to me, okay?" "I" " I know that you're lying." "For the last time, someone came and tried to take you away from us." "Yes, a woman." "A woman came." "Yes, she tried to steal you from the only family that you've ever really known." "And we couldn't let that happen, and we didn't." "And that... is the truth." "We can't cancel now." "It's two days away." "Rex, I'm not going." "That's all there is to it." "Counseling is part of the treatment at Camp Hennessey." "You knew that." "Nowhere in that brochure did it say that we were expected to attend." "What's Andrew going to think if you don't show up?" "Well, I am making him this care package." "I mean, he'll know that I'm thinking about him." "Why are you putting in lemon squares?" "They told us not to send him sweets." "Well, I don't understand why." "I guess they feel baked goods from mom undercut the boot camp experience." "Fine." "I won't send them, but I think it's a stupid rule." "So are you going to this thing or not?" " No." " Why?" "Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start attacking me for abandoning him." "And I don't want to hear it." "There's no reason to feel guilty, you know." "You did everything you could for him." "I don't feel guilty." "Okay." "Please, Christie, there's no way that I can get another babysitter this late in the day " "Parker, knock it off." "No." "Because I'm having drinks with friends I used to work with, and they never called, and if I blow them off, that's it, I'll just " " I'm dead to them." "No, I can't call Patty Binks." "Because she steals things." "Damn it, Christie, you're 13 years old." "You've got a lot of trips to the mall ahead of you." "Okay, okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry I raised my voice." "I'm calm." "So I'm starting to think that this is about money." "So what is it that would make it worth your while?" "$100?" "Well, that's extortion." "There's no way in hell that I'm going to -- hello?" "Hello?" "Parker, I swear, I will spank you." "Knock it off." "Hi, Mrs. Binks." "Is Patty there?" "Thank you." "Hi, honey." "I'm back." "Hey, sweetie." "This is Mr. Steinberg, the attorney from the hospital." "Oh, have we met?" "Yes, Mrs. Solis." "We've met." "Don't you remember?" "It was after mama died." "Apparently,the hospital was negligent and agreed to a 7-figure settlement check, a check I was never told about." "Oh, that." "Mr. Steinberg..." "I was just leaving." "What were you thinking?" "!" "Wait, just let me explain -- no, why the hell didn't you tell me?" "!" "Because I couldn't trust you to make the right decision." "The right decision was to use that money for my lawyers!" "We could have fought the indictment, and then I wouldn't have had to take the plea bargain!" "If you didn't take the plea deal, the government would have seized the settlement." "Oh, we could have fought that in court." "Exactly,and then you would have blown all the money on the lawyers." "Who cares?" "!" "If there was a chance didn't have to go to jail." "You had Laotian convicts sewing casual wear for 2 cents an hour." "Don't you think you deserve a time-out?" "Eight months." "Thanks to you, I'm going away for eight months." "And when you get out, we're going to have money to start over with thanks to me." "You know, once you calm down, you're going to realize I did the right thing, and when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology." "Grandma's here." "Now, that is just perfect." "Stay put." "I am so sorry." "Hey, mom." "Oh, hey, Susie." "Mm, I goofed." "What happened?" "Oh, you know me." "No depth perception whatsoever." "I'm stunned they even issued me a license." "So you're Susan's mom." "Yeah." "I'm Sophie Bremer." "And you are..." "Mike Delfino." "Oh." "You're Mike?" "Oh, my god!" "Susan's told me so much about you." "Well, don't just stand there." "Give me a hug." "Mom, uh..." "Mike and I aren't together anymore." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "I-I guess I just made this pretty awkward, huh?" "Yeah, you --you really did." "So let's just call the insurance company." "Okay." "Well... it's nice meeting you anyway, Mike." "Yeah." "You too." "And I never would have guessed that you're Susan's mom." "I know." "I look too young." "I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager." "Okay." "It was the first time I got drunk -- ever." "Can you believe it?" "Let's go." "Her father was a marine." "Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals." " Mom." " What?" "Let's just go inside and call the insurance company." "Oh, right." "What are you smiling about?" "I used to have all these questions about how you got to be the way you are." "They were all just answered." "Hi!" "Hi." "Hi." "What's going on?" "Oh, um... my babysitter canceled." "Oh, Lynette, I-I'm so swamped today." "My -- my house is a mess, and I've got millions of errands to run, so " "Please hear me out." "This is important." "Today I have a chance to rejoin the human race for a few hours." "There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas." "Look, I'm in a dress." "I have makeup on." "If it were any other day " "Oh, for god's sakes, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose." "Bring them in." "Thank you, thank you." "Okay, in you go." "And then the police showed me his mug shot." "No." "Yes." "Mike served time for selling drugs and manslaughter." "I can't believe it." "Well, it's true." "He has such nice manners, you know?" "I know." "Susie..." "I don't want you worrying too much about this Mike thing." "The right man will come along." "Just give it time." "I think I would have given up entirely if it weren't for you and Morty." "Morty?" "Yeah, you know." "It's the third time around for both of you, and you're really clicking." "Ugh." "Gives me hope." "What's wrong?" "Nothing, nothing." "Um, I'm just..." "I'm, uh, tired." "You're not tired." "You took a nap." "What is it?" "I left Morty." "What?" "Why?" "Because he shoved me." "Morty?" "No." "You think I'm lying?" "Fine." "Why would he shove you?" "Because I confronted him about how much time he's spending at that damn pancake restaurant -- if that's where he's really been." "Oh, you can't be serious." "Morty?" "You think men his age don't have needs?" "You should seethe waitresses he hires." "Every year, they get younger and younger." "Well, maybe you just feel that way 'cause every year you get older and older." "Well, that's a horrible thing to say." "I'm sorry." "I'm not that old." "I said I was sorry." "People think we're sisters." "Well, that's 'cause you tell them that." "One time." "You've got to let go of that." "Okay, look, I am just saying that I don't think Morty cheated on you." "Well, he did shove me." "And the least you can do is be supportive." "You're right." "You're right." "He also threw a book at me." "Oh, come on." "Hey -- ah." "I mean..." "he shouldn't have done that." "Ha." "Thank you." "Porter, honey,those cookies are hot." "Just wait a few minutes, and then I'll give you one when they're cool, okay?" "Um... you know, pictures are prettier if you color inside the lines." "Well, art is subjective." "Porter, what did I tell you?" "But I'm hungry." "Well, then, I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese." "Ew, barf." "Don't be common, young man." "Now come on." "If you play around with those cookies one more time, I'm going to have to spank you." "We don't get spanked." "Really?" "Mommy always says she's going to, but she never does." "Well, I am not your mommy, and if you misbehave in my house, you will get spanked." "So be good." "How's my girl?" "How are you doing?" "It was an accident." "Porter, I warned you." "I'm sorry.I'll be good." "Those cookies were made from scratch." "Your fate is sealed." "Come here." "No, no!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "What's that?" "It's called a post-nuptial agreement." "It's a legal document that " "No, I know what a post-nup is." "What is it doing on my coffee table?" "Well, I can forgive that stunt you pulled with the settlement check if I'm sure that you'll really be around when I get out of jail." "Hmm." "And the post-nup changes the terms of the pre-nup, so..." "So if you try and divorce me while I'm gone, you get nothing." "You don't trust me?" "Afraid not." "Well, that's too bad, because I'm not signing that piece of paper." "You're a very beautiful woman, Gabrielle, but..." "you're not very bright." "See, if you don't sign it," "I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement, divorce you, and then you get what amounts to about 50% of our current savings, which is basically nothing." "So what do you expect to happen right now, Carlos -- sign the paper and jump right back into your arms?" "Baby, it doesn't mean that I don't love you." "You know I think you're the perfect woman." "Oh, but I'm not." "I have flaws." "Flaws?" "Mm-hmm." "I'll even give you an example." "Remember the time when you were in jail and you told me about your secret compartment, and you told me to burn the papers that I found in there?" "Well, me being pretty, and therefore stupid," "I forgot." "You didn't burn the papers." "Worse." "I read them." "Okay, okay " "You have some nerve talking to me about trust, when you have a secret bank account in the cayman islands." "That was a safety net for both of us." "I'll bet." "Have you told anyone else about this?" "No, but I could." "Hey, is that why the prosecution didn't have a case against you?" "They couldn't find the profits you made." "So if I were you, Carlos," "I wouldn't mention the words "divorce," "trust," or "post-nup" ever again." "You don't want to piss me off." "I know, baby." "It hurts to lose." "Ante up." "Well, look at me." "Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties." "Susan's always telling me how much fun you girls have." "The rules are simple -- we play for cash, the dealer picks the game, and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged." "Bree, thanks again for watching my boys." "Are you sure they weren't too much to handle?" "Oh, no, we had a wonderful time, although I think porter had a little less fun." "Okay, I'll bet." "So, Sophie, Susan says you guys are going to the spa tomorrow." "Is that an all-day thing?" "What do you mean, Porter had less fun?" "I'll raise." "Well, he was misbehaving, so I had to punish him." "So, yes, Susan is treating me to an entire day of beauty " "So when you say punishment, what exactly are we talking about?" "Oh, I had to spank him." "Okay, I will re-raise." "You spanked my son?" "Las precis spa." "Yep, that's where we're going." "Lynette, is there a problem?" "Tom and I don't believe in hitting our kids." "I thought you knew that." "Sorry." "I-I didn't know." "It won't happen again." "Of course, I'm somewhat surprised you don't spank them." "I mean, everybody knows they're a little bit..." "out of control." "Wow, I'm just dragging today." "Should we put on another pot of coffee?" "Yeah, I'll do it." "I'll " " I'll fold." "You know, you're right, Bree." "I've got a lot to learn about parenting, and I feel so blessed to be getting sage advice from such an impeccable mother like you." "I mean, your kids turned out perfect, as long as you don't count Andrew." "Where is he again?" "Hmm?" "Some kind of a boot camp for juvenile delinquents?" "Okay, girls." "I never said I was perfect." "Oh, honey, nobody's blaming you." "The hell I'm not." "Lynette." "If you will excuse me..." "Lynette, will you go after her?" "She spanked my son." "I'm not apologizing." "Usually poker is more fun than this." "So help me, if you don't back me up on this, I will lose it." "Yes, Bree shouldn't have spanked porter, but it's not like she hurt him." "That is not the point." "You don't spank other people's children." "He was misbehaving." "She had to do something." "B-but make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line." "Yeah, you're damn right she did." "She could have tried something else, like a time-out, or she could have simply threatened to spank him." "Yeah, 'cause that works out so well when we do it." "It does work." "It does work most of the time." "It used to work." "They've figured out that it's an empty threat." "They're onto us." "My mom used to beat the hell out of my sisters and me, and I won't do it." "I will not become my mother." "Fine." "But the boys are getting older and smarter, and eventually " "Believe me, eventually they're going to figure out that they outnumber us, and then..." "We're screwed." "Exactly." "Excuse me, Zachary." "Would you mind helping me with these bags?" "There's some banana bread in it for you if you do." "Uh, yeah, sure." "This is really good, Mrs. Tillman." "Thanks a lot." "You're welcome, Zachary." "You know,I've never actually been in Mrs. Huber's house before." "Obviously, you haven't missed much." "This is the place where good taste goes to die." "So..." "I heard you and your father arguing the other day." "Everything all right at home?" "Yeah." "We just have problems sometimes." "I bet you miss your mother." "I'm sure things were..." "different when she was alive." "Such a warm,loving woman." "Y-you..." "knew my mother?" "Yep." "Years ago in Utah." "We worked together." "I didn't know that." "It's true." "In fact..." "I'll tell you a secret." "I once met you when you were a little baby." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Your mother loved you so much, Zachary." "Of all the things I remember, I remember that the most." "You want to know what else I remember?" "How lovely your original name was." "Dana." "Isn't this nice?" "Oh, just the two of us girls hanging out, getting pretty." "Oh, thank you." "My pleasure." "So I was thinking maybe you should call Morty." "You know, get started working things out." "Why would I want to work things out with a man who abuses me?" "Oh, you don't have to gasp." "My mother exaggerates." "She won't be happy till I have bruises." "Okay, um, can we just focus?" "What I want to know is have you thought about what's going to happen if you don't go back to Morty?" "What do you mean?" "Well, you don't have a place to live, you don't like to work." "I mean, you didn't want to marry Morty, so he doesn't have to pay you alimony." "It just -- if you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years," "What are your options?" "I thought I could live with you." "What?" "!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Are you all right?" "You kicked me!" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I was startled." "Here, here, lean your head back." "I'm not saying permanently." "Just for a couple of years." "You broke my nose." "No, no,it's just banged a little." "Till I get back on my feet." "Can we talk about this later?" "Should we call 911?" "No, just a nosebleed." "She's fine." "I thought you'd be excited by the idea." "It's not that I'm not excited." "I'm not stupid, Susan." "It's obvious you don't want me here." "No, that's not true!" "Mom, don't go." "Mom." "Come back." "You know, I need to -- we're good, right?" " Just go." " Yeah." "Why aren't you dressed yet?" "I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color, and then I realized that..." "I don't know what it is." "Oh, honey,I think the fact that you decided to come at all will make him happy." "Yours is blue," "Danielle loves pink, and I have no idea what my own son's favorite color is." "I'm telling you, it doesn't matter." "How can you say that it doesn't matter?" "Of course it matters." "Bree " "That is what makes a good mother -- someone who knows their child inside and out so that if they get in trouble, they know what to do." "I don't know him well enough." "You are a good mother." "Brown or green?" "I just don't know." "I'm going to wait in the car." "Whenever you're ready." "Green." "I'll go with the green." "Everybody loves green." "I told you, I'm not signing this." "Oh, I think you are." "Because if you don't, I will divorce you." "Then I'll go to the police." "And tell them what?" "There's a secret bank account in the cayman islands that no longer exists?" "You moved the money?" "Of course I moved the money." "Well, that was risky." "I mean, the feds are watching you right now." "I had to do something." "I couldn't just let you make a fool out of me." "Aah!" "Oh, stop, Carlos, stop it!" " Put me down!" " Okay." "Put me down!" "Let me go!" "Aah!" "Stop!" "You're hurting me!" "Carlos!" "Sign it." "Sign it!" "I know, baby." "It hurts to lose." "Mr. And Mrs. Van De Kamp?" "Uh, yes,um, is it our turn?" "Well, uh, sort of." "Andrew's waiting inside, but... what's wrong?" "Well, he said he won't go forward with the session if his mother's involved." "He only wants to talk to his dad." "We drove 200 miles to be here today." "This is unacceptable." "I-I share your frustration." "All right, to hell with him, then." "We're going home." "No." "I am not going to let him insult you like this." "He blames me for his being here." "He blames me for everything." "And he's probably right." "Any mistakes made were made by both of us." "One of us should go talk to him, see how he is." "I'm okay." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Fine." "Right this way." "Camp Hennessey COUNSELING CENTER" "Mom." "Mom!" "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.What is it?" "Why aren't you guys brushing your teeth?" "Parker, what happened?" "Porter pushed me, and it fell in." "He pushed me first." "Can I flush it?" "No, no." "I'll fish it out later, all right?" "You're off the hook for tonight, but not you two, so start brushing." "Preston, did you not hear me?" "I said start brushing your teeth." "What are you doing?" "Don't you dare." "Do it!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Preston, don't listen to them." "Back away from the toilet, and no one gets hurt." "Do it!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "I mean it this time." "These are not just words." "Do it!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "If you do this, so help me..." "Hearing the hollowness of her own voice," "Lynette realized that it was time to get one step ahead." "Do it!" "Do it!" "I will walk you over to Mrs. Van De Kamp's, and we all know what happens when she gets mad." "Now... go brush your teeth, and I want them to sparkle." "Go on." "Sorry you had to bring your kid back." "What happened this time?" "Well, couple months back, I caught Todd going through my purse." "Oh." "I hate when they do that." "Was he looking for weed or money?" "Oh, who know sat this point?" "Anyway, I'd knocked a couple back, and things got heated." "Pretty soon, we were both screaming and throwing stuff around the apartment." "Next thing you know, lady upstairs calls the cops on us." "Aw, give me a break." "So now I got some social worker trying to tell me how to raise my boy." "Kids -- boy, if I knew then what I know now," "I would have had that hysterectomy 20 years ago." "Uh, Bree" "Don't get up." "I'll be quick." "Andrew, all any parent can do is try to provide their child with the tools to succeed in life -- education, love, a good, clean, safe home." "Well, I have given you those things, and I am through feeling guilty, so if you want to piss your life away and blame it on how horrible things are at home, you go ahead, but I want it stated for the record that I am a good mother." "Do you hear me?" "I am a good mother." "Bree..." "Andrew just told me he thinks he might be gay." "What?" "That's why he wanted me to come in first." "He thought I could take it better." "Well, he was right." "I will be waiting in the car." "Mrs. Solis." "What are you doing here?" "Okay." "Are your roommates here?" "No." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "What's this?" "That is, uh..." "Carlos just got a little rough." "Made me sign some papers." "He hurt you?" "John, what are you doing?" "I'm going to take care of this." "No, you're not going to do anything." "We're not going to let him get away with this." "Look, you really want to get back at him?" "Then kiss me." "How's that going to help?" "Because one day, when the time is right," "I'm going to tell him how he drove me right into your arms, and that's going to kill him." "And tonight just, whatever you do, don't call me beautiful." "Oh, Morty, look who's here." "Hey, Millie." "Hi, Morty." "Hey" "Susie, what --what brings you here?" "Mom " " I brought her over." "What-- what's she doing out there?" "She says she won't come in until you go out and apologize to her." "For -- for what?" "For shoving her." "Well, I only shoved her 'cause she wouldn't -- she wouldn't stop hitting me." "Why was she hitting you?" "I threw a --threw a book at her." "Morty." "It was --it was a paperback." "Well, even so..." "At least I missed." "I mean, she --she hit me square in the gut." "You want to seethe bruise?" "That's okay." "That's okay." "It really hurt." "Yeah, I-I understand." "So..." "could you, uh, just go out and apologize?" "No." "Why?" "Because I don't want her back." "Morty." "Look, I love her, but the -- the pancake shack is just starting to take off, and we're talking about opening another one." "I mean, that--that's practically a chain." "I-I don't have time for her hysterics." "Yeah, I sympathize, I really do." "But you have to take her back." "Why?" "Because she wants to move in with me." "Oh." "Morty, I-I'd like to have a relationship again, and at my age, with a kid " "I mean, if she moves into my house, even for a couple of years, I'm doomed." "Wa-wasn't there a plumber?" "Your mother said you were in love with a plumber." "I am " " I mean, I was." "It didn't work out." "I'm " " I'm sorry." "If she moves in, she will burn up all my oxygen, and I need it." "Please, can't you give her another chance?" "You guys are really good together, you know?" "When you're -- when --when there's no violence." "Well, we --we do have chemistry." "Absolutely." "You know -- you know,the sex was like..." "wow." "I mean, there was this one time we were coming home on the interstate " "You don't have to sell me." "Go." "Just go talk to her." "Now." "Okay." "That was a mighty big sigh." "I just keep thinking it's coming, Millie, and I can't stop it." "What's that?" "The day my mother will need to move in with me, and I won't have a choice." "Mm-hmm." "I know it's years away." "She's youthful and vibrant, thank god." "But time flies." "One day, she won't be able to take care of herself anymore, and I'll have to step up." "I suppose that's true." "I think it's nature's little joke that children ultimately end up parenting their parents." "Well, when that day comes, I'll be ready." "Honey, you better get out there." "Stop it!" "Aah!" "What?" "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "!" "What are you doing?" "Hey." "Look..." "I just wanted to apologize." "Lynette, don't." "The fact that you just crossed that street means the world to me, and if anyone here should apologize, it's me." "Thank you." "Looks like Tom's got the mob under control." "You want to have some coffee, sit around, bitch about our kids?" "I would love to." "Okay." "Children come into the world with their own agendas." "Some to brighten our days... some to test our patience... some to give us purpose... some to take care of us." "Yes, when they come, children change everything... especially when they're not invited."

"ADAM:" "This isn't something I wanna have to tell you." "I know you'll be pissed as fuck and you should be pissed." "I don't want to be saying all this, Jessa, but, fuck," "I have to explore it." "And I can't help it if you're angry, because the fact is, my higher power, or whatever, is... is pushing me to look." "And, um, I'm not sure w... what Hannah's gonna even say, but I know what I'm gonna say." "I'm just gonna say, "Look, Hannah, we have a lot of history that we can't seem to erase." "We can't let each other go, as much as we try, so let me raise this baby with you."" "Um..." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I don't know what she'll say either." "Is there anything you want to say to me?" "Uh..." "Look... you gotta do what you gotta do." "Um, I'm not a zookeeper." "Oh, come the fuck on." "There's something else in there." "Will you just... say it?" "Spit in my face, punch me." " What?" "Just do it." " Well, why would I do that?" "Uh... you haven't done anything wrong." "(laughing)" "*GIRLS* Season 06 Episode 08 "What Will We Do This Time About Adam?"" "Elijah!" "Elijah!" "Look, lady!" "(sighs) I am very frustrated, too, okay?" "But I can't get the dial on that air conditioner to move an inch, and I tried using an actual screwdriver." "(groans)" "I gotta ask, why did you wait until you were pregnant to start wearing halfway decent underwear?" "I don't feel so good." "Well, honey, of course you don't feel good." "It's 127 degrees in here and we are poor." "You've got a parasite growing inside of you." "Probably both gonna die of heat stroke at any minute." "Oh, God, we're gonna die like those... old people in Queens on New York 1." "I'm too pretty to go to a cooling station." "I don't know, it's just that conversation with Paul-Louis, it really fucked me up." "I've been thinking about it so much." "(laughing)" "What is funny about that?" "His name. "Paul-Louis."" "You know, I just have to wonder, like, am I denying my child this, like, essential part of their identity, half of who they are?" "Imagine who I would be had I never met my father." "Well, you probably wouldn't have known all the lyrics to "Funny Girl" by the time you were four." "I'm starting to feel like I was a little naive, thinking this was all gonna be so simple." "Oh, God." "Hannah, this is gonna be a real mindfuck for me if you wanna get an abortion right now." " What?" " I mean I..." "I'll do it." "I think there's about two doctors in America that will do it at this stage in your pregnancy, but I'll find 'em." "I'm not getting an abortion, Elijah," "I'm having feelings." "It's different." "Jesus Christ." "Speaking of different..." "Those are nipples." " (door chimes) - (music playing over PA)" "Hey." " Hey." " Hey." "That's a whole lot of pops." "Yeah, I mean, they're for, like, the next three days." "I won't have to keep going back and forth and getting pops." "What are you doing on my block?" "Well, I'm looking for you, actually." "Well, congratulations, you have located me, so..." "Could we go outside and talk?" "No, actually, 'cause anything you have to say to me," "I'm perfectly comfortable with my friend, Amir, hearing." "He is my close friend." "Okay, fine." "Um..." "And also, if you're looking for permission to make a sequel to your movie that depicts me as, like," "Brooklyn's own Zelda Fitzgerald, minus the talent and the cool, funky hair, then I'm not gonna co-sign on that." "Why don't you try casting someone who vaguely resembles me and has my gravitas next time, okay?" "And just let me know when it's safe for me to leave my house again." "Han..." "I wanna raise your child with you." "I miss you, and I miss being with you." "And I thought I could move on, but hearing about the baby made me realize we don't have any more time to waste." "Let me..." "let me show you who I've become." "I wanna be there for you as you become a mother," "I wanna watch you blossom and love this baby more than anyone has ever loved a living thing." "I don't wanna be away from you any longer." "I'm so confused." "Can we go to your house?" "(laughs)" "No, let's try this again." "I said that I want the elite channels." "Whatever those are." "I do..." "I don't know what they are." "Uh..." "Animal Planet..." "and Court TV, I don't know!" "I just want to buy the full package of elite channels so that I can enjoy a range of programs." "Do you understand?" "Can you hold on a second?" "Just..." "(vomiting, coughing, spitting)" " Are you okay?" "Mm-hmm." " Yeah, I'm okay." "Are you okay?" "Good." "(Adam groans quietly)" "I kind of feel like we have audience." "(both laughing)" "These 97 audio cassettes contain interviews conducted by my friend and mentor, Hermie Del Benseur, with Brooklyn's elderly members." "Now, if you were to help us in digitizing these tapes, you would help us create an accessible platform where people can experience the horror of gentrification in a very visceral way." "I'll tell you what it is that I know, Shosh." " Mm-hm." " There is nothing worse in this world than inheritance, nothing." " That's why I need to earn this." " Well..." "Do you understand?" "Genuinely earn it." "Hermie gave me everything that he did so I can keep his dream alive." "Okay, I don't understand." "Why don't you just stick with the coffee industry, and, like, you know, relax a little?" "I don't know, just, like, chill for a second." "You don't "get it," do you?" " You don't "get it"!" " Excuse me." "Do not "air quote" at me!" "I will "air quote when I need to air quote to stress a point."" " Okay, well, don't "do it"..." " Shoshanna!" "Shosh!" "Yeah!" "Baby!" "Get out of here!" "How are you?" "Hi!" "Okay, okay." "She's so sweet." "She couldn't be nicer, and you're gonna totally love her, except for the times that you absolutely hate her because she just like never turns off." "She's like a lot." " She's just like..." " (laughing) Hello!" " Hi!" " Oh, my God!" "I've been looking for you everywhere, dude." "Like, not physically, but I've definitely been dominating your inbox." " Yep." "I..." " I miss you!" "Totally!" "I, um..." " This is Ray," " Hi." " by the way." "So..." " Oh, hi." "Hello." "Okay, now, you gotta tell me, what are y'all doing on my block?" "Huh?" "You're not trying to rob me, are ya?" "(laughs) I'm kidding." " I will cut your ass." " (laughs)" "Actually, just getting some tapes digitized." " I'm working on a project..." " She doesn't... she doesn't need to know about that though." "She was just asking to be nice." " Oh." " What?" "Hold on." "This haunted-ass building digitizes tapes?" "Ray, you've really changed things for me." "The other day I was watching my "Popples" video, and, Ray, it was like a haunting moment where I realized that this tape was degrading slowly." "My favorite show growing up was this obscure Russian cartoon about a tiny cup of borscht that had no father." "You know, the catchphrase was "Papa would be so hungry."" "Shaped me as a child." " That explains so much." " Yeah, can't remember what it's called." "Oh, my God." "We've gotta find it." "So, now, who's gonna buy me lunch?" " Mommy?" "Friends?" " Mommy?" "Mommy's not here." "Mommy ran off." "She left." "She walked out, never came home." "Yeah, she doesn't like being around me." "Yeah, Mommy can't stand Daddy." "Where's your elephant's toes?" " Rawr!" " Oh!" "Hey, there." " That's... that was a - (Jessa chuckles)" " little loud of a "boo," Jessa." " Oh, please, it's fine." "That was unnecessary, how loud that was." "Children... it's good for them to hear loud noises and strange smells, and be around strange men, you know?" "It's like, you want them... you don't want them to be boring, Laird." "Can I get you a tea or something, or...?" "Please don't drink from that." "Please don't drink from that." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "And I'm sorry, Sample." "All right, it was a bit erratic, I will say, but I'm not doing great right now." "I'm not doing great." "(sighs) I can't pretend..." "I can't pretend that I don't care that Adam is upstairs right now, upstairs with Hannah." "They're probably making, like, flow graphs and chore charts so they... and figuring out how to raise her baby." "Her baby!" " Baby?" " Oh, yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Hannah's pregnant, and Adam wants to help her raise it." "Mm-hmm, mm-hm." "It's not even his." "It's not even his." "It's, um... it's like some Bolivian zip line guy's baby." "Hannah's having a Bolivian baby?" "Here I go." "Hello?" "No one has talked to this child." "Knock, knock, child." "(high-pitched) Hello!" "(gasps)" "Do you hear something?" " (high-pitched) Hello, Adam." " (giggles)" " Hey." "Hey, baby." " (giggles)" "(high-pitched) Please... help me." "My mom is so weird." " (laughing)" " Oh... what... what?" " (high-pitched) Help me!" " (laughing)" "My mom is so weird!" "Do you think I'm weird?" " No." " No?" "But seriously, it sounds wild in there." "It's like... it's just insane." "It's rushing... the sound of waves crashing." "A seashell..." "It's wild in there." "You can't hear all those things." "Everything is broken." "Like, in the world, or like in this house?" " In this house." " (laughs) Oh!" "Oh, yeah, yeah." " AC, top lock..." " Mm-hm." "and you did such a shitty job patching that wall." "Elijah did that by himself." " Was he blindfolded?" " It's horrible." "And you're the one who put a giant hole in the wall, and then we had to patch it, if you remember, so." " I'm sorry." " (knocking)" "Excuse me for one second." " (knocking)" " What?" "!" " Oh." "Hey, man." " Hey, what's up?" "Is Hannah here?" " Uh..." " Oh!" " Laird?" " Hey, Hannah." "Sorry!" "Sorry." "Sorry, sorry." "Sorry." "Let me know when you're decent." "Laird, what are you doing here?" " Can I look?" " Yes, you can look." "All right, great." "Um... really sorry to barge in." "Ah, I don't know what's up here, ah, and if I interrupted something, I'm sorry, but this is important." "Ah, I really, really felt like it was important that I come up here and make it known to both of you, but mostly you, that I am here and totally up for raising this baby." " What the fuck, Laird?" "No." " I realized why I'm here." "The purpose of my life was to become a junkie so I could better, so I could move into this building, so I can meet you, and we have that moment, and we establish that base." "And we go away from that, which is fine, 'cause then I met Caroline." "We had a baby, she went away and ruined everything and destroyed my life to give me the clarity of this moment, which is you're having a baby, you're about to be a single parent." "I am a single parent." "It's so crystal clear!" "Mm." "Ooh." "Okay, two sips in and I'm fully soused, if I'm keeping it real." "(both chuckling)" "Ray, you never drink during the day." "What are you doing?" " Eh." " It's good to try new things, right?" "Abelaide, I couldn't agree with you more." "Whoa. (laughs)" "Abelaide?" "Are you drunk?" " Her name is Abigail." " Abigail." " Abigail." " Abigail." "Sorry about that." " Abigail." " No, I thought that was really cool." " I liked it." " (scoffs)" "ABIGAIL:" "Okay, I have a question for you guys." "It's a little bit of a thinker, so buckle up." "(clears throat)" "Would you rather live in an ugly building with a view of a gorgeous building or in a gorgeous building with a view of an ugly building?" "Hmm?" "What?" "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "W..." "What, you don't have to answer it if you don't want to." "No, no, it's not about that." "It's just, um..." "That's my question." " It's my question, too." " That's my question. (chuckles)" "That's the question I ask other people." "ABIGAIL:" "Well, it's also my question." "I ask it to other people, too, because I think it's, like, the best way to kind of get down to the heart of people." " You know, like, see their true self." " Totally!" "Exactly!" "Their true, deepest, most intimate selves." "Exactly." "And of course we know the correct answer." " Yeah, we all do." " Yeah." "Ugly building, gorgeous view." " No." " No." " No. (chuckles)" " No." " No, Shosh." "No, not even close." " Not... not at all." "I see why you would wanna say that." "That's, like," " what everyone says, you know?" " Everybody." "People always think that's the right answer because it makes them seem deep or whatever, like," ""Oh, I don't care how things look, blah, blah, blah."" "Right, but actually, it's shallow in a weird way because it implies that you're fine being structurally flawed as long as you never actually have to see your true self." " Yeah." " Right?" " Yes!" " (both chuckling)" "You were close, though." "Off by one." "(both chuckling)" "I'm just disconcerted." "I don't understand" " how you just decided..." " It's simple." "I just knew... you know?" "Why..." "I knew deep down." "I didn't really know until I heard about the baby." "Then I knew in my actual brain." "You know, but it's..." "Th-there's... it's simple, there's too much history here." "There's too much good stuff for us not to try." "What about you and Jessa?" "Aren't you guys in, like, mad, passionate love?" "Aren't you gonna, like, run away together on two bicycles or...?" "Oh, you know." "She would've left me in four months." "I did us both a favor." "What's it like to fuck Jessa?" "Ahhhh!" "Virgin ears." "You have to know that this was, like, my number one question" "I've been waiting all day to ask you." "All right." "It's okay, okay, fine." "There's more laughing." "She laughs a lot." "Like, she laughs during sex?" " Yeah." " Like a fucking freak?" "Excuse me." "I don't wanna judge." "No, like a person who laughs." "Like, she laughs 'cause she's less comfortable with sex than you'd think she'd be, considering the shape of her body and the style of her hair?" "♪ This is why I didn't wanna do this. ♪" "If... you're not gonna" " share anything with me..." " ♪ Gonna share it, with me, "Vee"... ♪" " then you should just know..." " ♪ Then you should just know... ♪" "You look very pretty." "Fuck you." "You know, I've been really scared since I found out." "Like, terrified." "I mean, I didn't wanna tell everyone 'cause it's like I don't want people to think I'm insane." "And I know I want a baby someday, so... why not make someday now?" "But I've been so, so scared." "What if my baby's really sick and it's crying and I don't wake up because I just took a little piece of an Ambien, but I can't wake up?" "What if I feed the baby a piece of food that's too big for it and it chokes, but its eyes are so wide that I just think it's, like, looking at me happily, and then it's dead?" " Jesus!" " I could put my kid in a car seat, and then when I get out to get into the front seat, a drunk driver gets me, the ambulance comes, takes my body away, they don't know a baby was back there, and that baby starves to death." "The car gets impounded, the baby's stuck in the car." "Well, uh, I'll be here." "So, now I know you wanna be with me just to make sure I don't fuck everything up." "Why do you want a baby?" "You know when you're a teenager and you're, like, not ready to have sex?" " No." " Okay, wrong example since you lost your virginity at 13 to, like, a lifeguard or something." "You know when you're a little kid and you're not ready to have a sleepover?" " Yes!" " Yes!" "And it's, like, kindergarten or first grade and sleepovers are, like, all the rage and everyone's doing it every Friday and Saturday night, and you're just like, "No, I can't." "I need to be with my mom," "I need to have my own sheets, I need to have my own toilet." "I can't."" " Yes." " And then one day, someone asks you." "They're like, "Would you like to sleep over on Friday?"" "And you're like..." ""Oh, my God." "Not only am I ready, I have to be there."" "Yeah, mine was with a boy named Joel." " Joel?" " Yeah." "His parents kept a bunch of rottweilers in cages." " Oh, cool." " I remember this moment where we were sitting on his couch watching "Caddyshack"" "and my hand started to shake." "It's what happens when I'm about to puke." " Oh." " And I thought, "Oh, no!" "This can't happen!" "If I puke, they'll send me home." "And if they send me home, I'm fucking nothing!"" "That's so cute!" "Yeah, but I was very small." " So you know what I did?" " What?" " I swallowed it." " You swallowed it?" "Yeah, every bit of puke, I just swallowed it." " No way." " Yeah, yeah." "That's insane!" "Well, you know, there's levels of insane, but, yeah, it was necessary." "And, you know, I made it through, and after that, I was the fucking sleepover king." "(birds twittering)" "(seagulls squawking)" "Don't be scared." "Okay." " (seagulls squawking) - (boat horn blares)" "(retching)" "Fucking shit!" " What?" " You shouldn't have that!" "It's full of green dye and sugar syrup and shit baby's shouldn't have!" "Fuck!" "You bought it for me!" "I want the rest of my soda!" " Mm-mm." " Give me my soda!" "No." "I can't have any of my soda?" "♪ Don't need permission ♪" "♪ Made my decision to test my limits ♪" "♪ 'Cause it's my business, God as my witness ♪" "♪ Start what I finished ♪" "♪ Don't need no hold up ♪" "♪ Taking control of this kind of moment ♪" "♪ I'm locked and loaded... ♪" " Hi." "No smoking." "Come on." "Giuliani always let us." "I miss him." "Can I have a seltzer, please?" "And your sports section." "Thank you." "♪ Makes me feel ♪" " ♪ like a dangerous woman... ♪ - (seltzer hissing)" "♪ Something 'bout, something 'bout, ♪" "♪ Something 'bout you ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ Something 'bout you ♪" "♪ All girls wanna be like that ♪" "♪ Bad girls underneath like that ♪" "♪ You know how I'm feeling inside ♪" "♪ Something 'bout you ♪" "♪ All girls wanna be like that ♪" "♪ Bad girls underneath like that ♪" " ♪ You know how I'm feeling inside ♪ - ♪ Something 'bout ♪" "♪ Something 'bout ♪" "♪ There's something 'bout you, boy ♪" " ♪ Yeah, Yeah ♪ - ♪ There's something 'bout you, boy ♪" " ♪ There's something 'bout you, boy ♪ - ♪ Something 'bout ♪" "♪ Something 'bout, something 'bout you ♪" "♪ Something 'bout you, boy ♪" "♪ Yeah, there's something 'bout you, boy ♪" "♪ Yeah, there's something ♪" " ♪ 'Bout you, boy ♪ - ♪ Something 'bout... ♪" " (crying) I don't want you." " ♪ Something 'bout, something ♪" "♪ 'Bout you. ♪" "(crying)" " (Muzak playing)" " ADAM:" "I can't..." "I don't see anything that I really like." "HANNAH:" "I mean, I guess it's not all gonna look great." "I mean, at the end of the day, it's just not the most" " chic furniture, and that's fine." " Yeah." "Bingo." "Yeah, I think we need one of those." "We need a couple of these." "Remember, I could build a lot of this shit myself." " The quality will be better." " Mm-hmm." "And it won't be leaking toxic ooze all over our kid." "I figure, to start, you know, I'll just build a crib and a simple bureau to hold all the baby shit." "And the top of the bureau we can use as a changing table, so that's... that's cool, too." "And that... you know, that's all you really need." "Oh, plus one of those, er, um... (snapping fingers) bitty bob..." "(Muzak fading) fuzzy shit that falls from the fucking ceiling." "What the fuck's that called?" "It's like a lanyard or a laminate... ♪ I'd be free ♪" "♪ I'd be free ♪" " ♪ Oh, then I could be me... ♪" " ADAM:" "Hannah?" "Hannah?" "(barks, chuckles)" " Sorry." " (chuckles)" "Where'd you go?" "I was just, like, realizing that I haven't had anyone to talk about this stuff with, so, I'm just kind of, like, processing all the stuff that we'll need for the house." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "I'm excited." "I'm just excited to get out of my own fucking head for a while, you know?" "Aren't you?" "Yeah." "Why didn't you have to work today?" "Didn't you just inherit a big coffee empire?" "(chuckles) Kind of." "It's complicated." "I inherited some properties and some businesses, but..." "I don't know." "I guess I'm at a crossroads with all of it because my boss, Hermie..." " Mm-hmm." "Yeah." " my late boss, Hermie, he started this project and I guess, in my own way, I'm trying to continue it, and..." "I don't know." "I don't have Hermie's natural knack for making conversations." "Just..." "I don't know." "It's not in me." "I'm not as sociable" " as I ever thought I'd be." " Well... then we should practice." " Practice?" " Mm-hmm." "What do you mean practice?" " RAY:" "Hello." " ABIGAIL:" "Hello, ladies." "We're trying to make, like, a... an audio history of Brooklyn." "Can we ask you a couple questions?" "How long have you lived in Brooklyn?" " Oh, about almost 90 years." " That's amazing." "What was a typical Friday night in Brooklyn?" "Was there ever a boy who managed to come between your beautiful friendship?" "I got him." "You don't know that, but I got him," "You didn't!" "You did not get him." "What would you wear on, like, a night out?" "If you could choose one thing, what is it that's changed the neighborhood?" "Nowadays, you go down the street, all you see is these" " SUVs here." " ABIGAIL:" "Yeah." "And... and they even have SUV strollers." "What was it you wanted to know?" "Um, actually, um, this special person is gonna ask you the question." "Um, yeah." "So, um... well, uh, well, what do you miss most about the neighborhood?" "What was it about you that he fell in love with?" "And why did your family choose to settle in Brooklyn?" "I came here for vacation." "You came 40 years ago from Poland for a vacation and you stayed?" " Never left." " Yes, I stayed vacation." "I miss old-school Brooklyn." "I miss block parties." "I miss not having someone complain about the noise or complain about anything." "I'm happy to give my apartment up." "It's month-to-month anyway." "It's month-to-month?" "You've lived there for, like, eight years." " Yeah, it's a good deal." " (both laughing)" "I guess I could give my apartment up." "I mean, I'm not gonna kick Elijah out." "He's been, like, such an amazing friend to me and he's finally really getting somewhere in his life and trying so hard, and..." "Yeah, maybe we just find a new place." "There's a lot on Craigslist that doesn't require a broker." "Yeah, very cool." "Oh, right!" "I've been on this list for artist housing for, like, forever." "They tend to favor married couples, though, so it might help if we did that." "Yeah, and I guess it's time to finally join a food co-op." "It's, like, I don't know, I've never wanted to 'cause I find the whole shift thing kind of demeaning, but..." "Well, I can do them all if you handle the bills and stuff like that." "I'm a... still not great with computers." "(background chatter)" "(music playing)" "(sniffles)" "What's the rest of your night look like?" "Uh..." "I'm gonna go to my house and write, and then probably try to go to sleep." "You?" "Well, I guess I'm gonna grocery shop." "Good soup." "Shit!" "(keyboard clicking)" "(line ringing)" " JESSA:" "Hello?" " Hey, you home?" " Uh-huh." " Go to the window." "If I buzz, will you let me in?" "Yeah." " (AC whirring) - (dog barking)" "(carousel music intensifies)" "(music continues)" "MAN:" "Whoo-hoo!" " You were good today." "Yes!" " Me?" "Are you crazy?" "It was all you!" "You got complete strangers to open up." " It was unbelievable." " It was teamwork." "Well, you led the charge, I just followed." "(laughing) I can't handle you saying "Led the charge"" "while you're sitting on a horse." "(laughing)" "It's really fun hanging out with you." "Thanks." "Would you object greatly if I kissed you?" "(music continues)" "(music continues)"

"Co-produced by TOHO AND SHINSEl EIGASHA" "TOHO CO, LTD" "OUR NATION'S MILITARY HAS ALWAYS SERVED ATTHE DISCRETION OF THE EMPEROR" " IMPERIAL EDICTTO OURSOLDIERS" "UNDERTHE FLAG OF THE RISING SUN" "Produced by SEISHI MATSUMARU and SHOHEl TOKIZANE" "Based on the book by SHOJI YUKI" "Screenplay by KANETO SHINDO, NORIO OSADA and KINJI FUKASAKU" "Cinematography by HIROSHI SEGAWA" "Production design by TATSUYA IRINO" "Music by HIKARU HAYASHI" "CAST" "TETSURO TAMBA" "SACHIKO HIDARI" "SHINJIRO EBARA ISAO NATSUYAGI" "SANAE NAKAHARA, YUMIKO FUJITA NOBORU MITANI, TAKETOSHI NAITO" "KANEMON NAKAMURA" "Directed by KINJI FUKASAKU" "NATIONAL MONUMENTTO FALLEN SOLDIERS Twenty-six years after the war, it still pains our hearts to recall the many who fell in battle, those who lost their lives to the ravages of war, and the families they left behind" "EMPERORAND CONSORT" "I stand here before the citizens of our nation, praying for world peace and our national progress, in solemn tribute to those who perished" "AND YET, AMONG THE THREE MILLION JAPANESE MILITARYCASUALTIES" "SOME ARE DENIED A PLACE AMONG OUR HONORED HEROES" "SERGEANT KATSUO TOGASHI JAPANESE ARMY" "DESERTED IN THE FACE OF THE ENEMY IN AUGUST, 1945, ON NEWGUINEA" "EXECUTED" "1971" "MINISTRYOF WELFARE" "REJECTED CLAIM OF SAKIE TOGASHI" "RESEARCH SECTION CHIEF" "I've kept you waiting" "You've been filing claims since 1952, when the Survivor Benefits law first passed" "I was transferred here in April, so your case is new to me" "You file your claims on the anniversary of defeat" "That's right" "Is there a reason?" "It's unclear exactly when my husband died" "So I chose August 15th for the anniversary of his death" "Please look at this" "DEATH NOTIFICATION NEXT OF KIN:" "SAKIE TOGASHI" "DATE OF, AUGUST" "DIED IN COMBAT (TEXT REVISED) DECEASED" "Honey, there's another new Section Chief" "How many times do I have to tell this same story over and over again?" "How can I forget the moment when I first got that notice... 1946" "Didn't my husband die in combat?" "Well, it's just" "Why was it changed from "died in combat" to plain "deceased"?" "Well, for instance, if he died of illness" "If he'd been ill, they'd write something like "Combat-related"" "Besides, this notice isn't dated" "I won't accept this crazy postcard" "The truth is" "Togashi san was executed" "Executed?" "We'd only been married for6 months" "TEMPORARY DRAFT NOTICE 1942" "Don't you worry" "I'll be fine" "Look after yourself" "Here I'm leaving you to fend for yourself when you're pregnant" "Honey" "I wept in the toilet" "I couldn't bear to let you see me cry" "Five months later, Tomoko was born" "Did you ever get the picture I sent?" "WAR ENDS" "AUGUST 15, 1945" "Finally, the war had ended and I was sure you'd come home..." "I couldn't even die, because of Tomoko" "Why's she working her ass off like that?" "She has to wear herself out to get any sleep" "A widow with youthful passion" "APRIL, 1952" "MILITARY FAMILY SURVIVOR BENEFITS LAW ENACTED" "My husband died in the war, too" "How come I don't deserve what the others get?" "Well, that's because in your case," "Togashi san died following a court-martial" "And just who saw my husband's court-martial?" "Nobody saw it, but the government, the Welfare Ministry, sent a notice" "Please don't say that" "Please let me see the Village Chief!" "Please!" "Thank you" "And your family now?" "My daughter has married" " And grandchildren?" " Yes" "That must be a comfort" "Until my husband can rest in peace, I'll have no comfort" "I can understand your feelings" "However, under current law, survivors of court-martialed soldiers receive no benefits at all" "And your particular case falls into that category" "I don't come back year after year because I want military benefits" "I'm here because I want to know the truth - was he really executed for desertion?" "That's why I come" "But it's all here in the military records Of war casualties You saw it" "But I hear that the military patched Together those records of the dead in the confusion, right after the war" "I've heard they're unreliable" "Who says so?" "The captain said so in the letter he wrote me" "Oh, this man I've received a petition from him, too" "This petition is based on pure speculation" "Also, according to the colonel, there's no record of the court-martial's verdict" "See?" "Apparently, all classified documents were burned at the end of the war" "If that's true, there's no proof that he was sentenced to death" "Which is why we have to trust this military record of casualties" "Unless you've got some other persuasive evidence" "That's exactly right" "I really understand how you feel, but until you prove your husband's innocence," "I'm in no place to overturn my predecessor's decision" "As I left the house this morning, this is what my daughter said" "Mom, why don't you give it a rest?" "They'll never listen to you anyway" "Besides, do you know what people say?" "She's got some nerve begging for her husband's pension" "In the old days, the whole village would have shunned a deserter's family forever" "But this is what I said to her" ""You can't stop other people from talking"" "It's not like it's anything new" "Back when my daughter married" "Watch your step" "Don't go peeping at those newlyweds" "If it's too much for you, come to me" "I'll be happy to give you some advice!" "They may just have been joking, but it hit me hard" "People congratulated me over my son-in-law, but it all only made me realize how horribly I miss him" "My love" "I'll never give up" "Because if I give up, my husband will never rest in peace" "It's been 26 years since he died" "All the other survivors, attend the War Memorial Service with the Emperor and offer chrysanthemums" "Why is it only my husband, without a shred of evidence" "I, too would like to join the Emperor" "and offer a chrysanthemum for my husband" "I was remiss" "The truth is, we also take this matter very seriously and sent inquiries to everyone from your husband's unit" "But unfortunately, we haven't received any meaningful responses" "However, there are 4 men here, who never answered our inquiries" "I'm sure each has his own reasons, but if you contact them directly, as his widow, perhaps they'd be willing to share new information with you" "Why don't you try to meet them?" "TSUGUO TERAJIMA FORMER PRIVATE FIRST CLASS, ARMY" "Excuse me" "Excuse me" "I never got any letter from the Ministry of Welfare" "What are those bureaucrats thinking when they say that?" "If I had gotten anything, I would've written right back" "Because I owe my very life to Togashi san" "To my husband?" "Yes, that's right" "What an awful front that was 1943" "On New Guinea, then, the Americans and Australians had begun fighting back" "Our unit shipped out from La Paul as reinforcements..." "But as we were crossing the Dampier Straits..." "DESTROYERS-3 SUNK" "TRANSPORT SHIPS-7 SUNK" "WEAPONS AND ORDNANCE -2,500 TONS SUNK" "PERSONNEL -3,600 DROWNED" "Our strategy was impossible from the start" "Less than 800 of our men made it ashore" "We attempted to locate the established defensive units" "In this situation, we could all depend on Sgt. Togashi" "Don't shoot" "Don't shoot" "Don't move" "Sgt Togashi!" "Our scouts are in danger, rescue them" " No point" " What?" "Yank's surrounded us, wants to flush us out" " Move now, we're in their hands" " How do you know?" "Experience" "You mean to abandon our troops!" "Your carelessness made us easy targets" "Listen up!" "Our platoon will attack the enemy on their flank, attacking at" "The River Styx Stay put or you're dead" "Damn you!" "Insubordination I'll have you court-martialed" "The rest of you, follow me" "The plateau ahead is your objective Attack!" "There's no winning in dying" "Thanks to him, not a single man in our unit died" "But it was the beginning of hell on earth..." "SEPTEMBER, 1943 USARMY LANDS ON EASTERN LAE" "AUSTRALIAN AIR UNITS ATTACKWESTERN LAE" "JAPANESE ARMYABANDONS LAE" "2,200 DIE OF STARVATION IN MOUNTAINS" "OCTOBER, 1943 USARMYATTACKS FINSCHHAFEN" "AUSTRALIANS LAND ON CAPE ANT" "JANUARY, 1944 USARMY LANDS ON CAPE GUNBI" "JAPANESE ARMY RETREATS TO MADANG" "3,500 STARVE IN MOUNTAINS" "APRIL, 1944-JAPANESE DEFEATED AT HANSA, WEWAK, AITAPE" "At that time, our unit was stranded in the jungle" "The minute we walked out of there, the enemy would've picked us off" "We were out of ammunition and food, and a third of our men, suffering from malnutrition or malaria, could neither move forward nor retreat" "Those of us who were sick, whispered among ourselves..." "Piss your pants, you've only got 3 days left" "Can't speak, it's 2 days" "Can't blink means you're dead, tomorrow" "How's it going?" "Don't you need to piss?" "Up we go, here we go" "You OK?" "We finally got orders for an offensive" "Tonight" "Any man who can't walk You understand" "Suicide, isn't it?" "Yeah, right" "Will it be grenades or cyanide?" " Air" " Air?" "They take an empty syringe and force air into your heart" "Is that how you want to die?" "If not, just beat it" "I hear there are still Japanese troops 30 kilos west of us" " You'll manage" " But" "Just listen to me You've got a chance, take it" "If you decide you're better off dead, use this" "It sure beats an empty syringe" "See you" "Sergeant" "That was the last I ever saw of Sgt Togashi" "Which means, my husband didn't desert, did he?" "Right" "I'm the one who deserted" "Togashi san died nobly in battle" "I'm sure with his instincts, he charged the enemy brilliantly" "Charge!" "Would you mind telling the Ministry of Welfare the story you just told me?" "You mean, me?" "Yes, I'd be grateful" "But it's not like I saw him die in combat" "I doubt they'd take it as proof" "But you're a living witness" "Nobody's going to accuse you of lying" "Please, Terajima san" "It's been 10 years since I moved to this place, a virtual garbage heap" "On the map, it's part of Tokyo, but I have no citizen's rights Legally, I don't exist" "I've never been to town, not once since I came here" "I have no need to go" "I hate seeing people, talking to them, in the city that's so cleaned up" "No, I don't have the confidence" "But" "But Terajima san, you can't" "I would like to help you and repay the debt I owe Togashi san, but I must ask you to spare me this" "I'm sure you'll meet with the other men" "But no matter what anyone says, Togashi san died nobly in combat" "That's what I believe" "TOMOTAKAAKIBA FORMERCORPORAL, ARMY" "Wanna fight!" "You really shouldn't" "Say there" "Say there I know how you feel" " Bully" " I'm not a bully" "I really do know how you feel" "But you see, Japan lost the war, 26 years ago" "What?" "What'd you say!" "I said, Japan lost, 26 years ago" "Lost?" "You idiot!" "When did Japan ever lose a war?" "The Sino and Russian wars, Manchurian Incident, all victories" "After that, we got creamed" " Creamed?" " It's true Ask anyone here" " Did we really lose?" " No, we didn't!" "Listen to what he says" " What country are you from?" " He says we didn't lose" "He's just lying, go ask the guy behind him" " Did we really lose?" " We sure did" " He must be an enemy man" " Are you nuts!" "How dare you insult our paying customers!" "Then, what have I been doing all this time?" "You've been pointing the tip of your rifle, charging at airplanes on South Pacific Islands" "What an idiot" "I said, I understand" "What's this draft notice, then?" "I definitely remember the name, Togashi" "Can't place the face" "Don't you think you met him?" "We were in the same unit, so no doubt I did meet him" "Back in those days, everybody looked alike" "Skinny necks, bulging eyes, hollowed out cheeks" "Besides, no one had enough humanity left to recognize anyone's face" "But Terajima san told me, he charged nobly and died in combat" "Well, that's fine, then" "But he didn't actually see him die" "I want to know the truth" "Well, he's not going to badmouth his Sergeant" "But that doesn't help you much, right?" "Does that mean you know the truth?" "No, not necessarily" "But from what I remember, back then, nobody was nobly charging anything, even when they wanted to" "So there was no offensive, no charging the enemy?" "Not even close" "We were in no condition" "In our unit, there were 12 cannons worthless, every last one of them," "1 working machine gun out of 48" "Only two thirds of us even had standard-issue rifles" "The rest had bamboo spears They ordered us to fight with spears" "So back then, you did exactly what you do on the stage now" "Weapons and ammo weren't the worst, we didn't even have any chow" "They say tea will stave off hunger, but there was no water in the jungle" "What a ridiculous war" "The big shots in charge of tactics didn't have a clue" "There was no way we could win" "As defeats mounted, some were captured, others abandoned the front lines" "But the division big-shots..." "No matter!" "Kill any man who tries to escape" "Who needs a court-martial!" "But the thing is it wasn't just the enlisted men that ran" "Officers were right there with them" "Scum!" "You scum!" "You're an officer!" "Have you no shame!" "Deserters get the firing squad!" "Butterflies!" "Butterflies!" "Mommy!" "Acting like you've lost your mind" "Asshole!" "Fool!" "Get back to the front!" "The soldiers who couldn't fight or run away, had no choice but to wander into the jungle" "And that's where we caught and ate them" "Snakes and lizards, go without saying" "Worms, spiders, every last insect" "As long as it was alive, it was OK" "When it came to food, it was every man for himself" "A mouse!" "The strong ones went high into the mountains to raid local farmers" "Impossible!" "It's impossible my husband could have" "I'm not saying everyone did that stuff" "I know, I remember" "It was a little before the end of the war" "I was on my way to Regimental HQ to collect orders" " What!" " Potato thieves!" "How dare you!" "You accuse my husband of stealing potatoes!" "Where's your proof!" "Proof!" "I have no proof" "But I'm positive it was a Sergeant" "That's the only case I can remember of anyone being executed, right before the end of the war" "Awful" "Awful" "Sir, it's about time" "Ma'am, please don't hold it against me" "There's no definite proof" "That's a nightmare I reeled in, by forcing myself to relive those memories" "It's just possible that everything I've said, is just bits of my comedy routine" "Here I am alive and well but this is just the dregs of my life" "My real life ended over there" "Mom, why won't you give it a rest?" "You may have your heart set on this, but what's the point?" "Honey" "Which of them is telling the truth?" "One says you charged nobly, the other called you a potato thief" "You should've called it quits after you got the noble story" "But you had to wander all over" "What if you get sick?" "Dad will never rest in peace" "What are you doing?" "I'm going back to Tokyo first thing in the morning" " I may have to stay the night" " Mom!" "Let her do what she likes" "I know best how-to give Dad his peace" "He won't rest in peace until the truth is told" "NOBUYUKI OCHI FORMER MILITARY POLICE SERGEANT" "Excuse me, are you Ochi san?" "Yes" "I'm" "Is that so?" "But I can hardly tell you, which story is true" "At least I want to know, whether he was executed" " You said he was Togashi san?" " Yes, Sgt Togashi" "I don't remember any Sgt Togashi" "As far as Sergeants go" "Oh, my, a guest" " My wife" " I'm imposing" "Oh, please, don't get up" "Oh, I'm worn out" "I was up all last night working a party" "Watering this way is hard labor" "I snuck in a nap at the restaurant" "Excuse me, but I have to lie down Enjoy your visit" "She's lying" "My wife is seeing the chef at a fancy restaurant" "I'm sure she was with him again last night" "Hey!" "How dare you, in front of a guest!" "Tell me, isn't it written all over her face?" "How can you joke about it?" "Last night, I" "I'm starting to wonder if there's any point in living" "Maybe I would've been better off if I'd faced a firing squad back then" "Firing squad?" "The Australians captured me, charged me as a war criminal" "I talked my way out of it and made it home" "Back here, the Americans harassed me for being ex-military police" "Got so I couldn't get to sleep without a drink" "Remember "bomb"?" "That postwar black market booze" "The stuff finally got to my eyes" "But getting back to our conversation" "The truth is, when I got that letter from the Ministry," "I hesitated whether or not to tell them" "Do you know something?" "Towards the end of the war, there was one incident I've never been able to forget" "But" "I'm sorry, this is all I have" "So what kind of incident was it?" "I must warn you" "It's not a very pleasant tale" "And there's no certainty that your husband was involved" "All I'm sure of is that the man was definitely a Sergeant" "Won't you have one?" "Please, please tell me" "He killed his buddy and ate him" "AUGUST, 1945" "I don't remember the name of the place or the unit, but about 10 starving soldiers were stationed at a look-out on the beach" "And one day..." "You say it's meat?" "What meat?" "Wild boar" "Where'd you catch it?" "Around here?" "In this heat, it'll rot in no time" "If you've got any salt, I'll trade this for it" "The trade took no time at all and they stewed it with rice and ate it" "But this Sergeant refused to tell where he'd caught the wild boar, or where his unit was stationed" "One private got suspicious and followed him" "He probably figured on stumbling on a good catch" "But that private was never seen again" "Then, 3 or4 days later, the same Sergeant came back to trade meat for salt" "Hey, it's rotten" "Cook it up and it'll be fine" "Trade it for some salt and next time I'll pickle it for you" "Where are all these wild boars?" "The Sergeant confessed relatively quickly" "He had deserted with a buddy, but he'd killed him in a rage over a stolen potato" "He got so hungry, he ate his friend's buttocks..." "Stop it!" "So that private that never returned" "Turned him into the second tin of meat" "Was that Sergeant executed?" "Yes" " Did you kill him?" " No," "I just attended" "Did he mention his family before he died?" "Nothing" "But he did have one photograph" "A photograph of what?" "I think it was a young woman holding a baby" "Did that Sergeant look like him?" "I'm" "I'm sorry, how thoughtless of me" "That's all right" "Every soldier who fought on that front, learned just how terrible human beings can be" "In those days, when a soldier died, his buddies would burn his little finger, for ashes to bring home" "Whenever I smelled burning flesh, before I'd had a chance to cover my nose," "I couldn't stop my own hunger pangs" "I was hardly any different from that Sergeant" "My husband, eating a man" "Just stupid" "Just stupid" "It can't be true, my love" "Everybody's lying" "Nobody knows the real truth" "Say something?" "How dare you!" "Cut it out!" "That hurts" "Stop it" "You disgust me" "I said, no!" "No!" "Nobody knows what happened, shit!" "Nobody!" "Stop!" "TADAHIKO OHASHI FORMER 2ND LIEUTENANT, ARMY" ""On a journey, with grass for my pillow, for my beloved I yearn, disturbed as scythed rushes"" "This poem, describes the turbulent emotions of a traveler, remembering his wife at home, pining for her everyday" "That's the subject of this poem" "I had completely forgotten about it" "In my exhaustion, I suppose I lost the will to recall it" "I stand in awe of your persistent obsession" "What was the meaning of our youth?" "When I began teaching, after my repatriation, it was all I could think about" "The meaning of my life and my friends' lives, lost to the war" "A precious sacrifice, that was essential, for a new and peaceful Japan" "That was the only answer I could find" "Young people know nothing of war" "Nothing of its horrors" "If I have a right to teach anyone anything, it is only to convey the misery of war to new generations..." "BLOODY MAY DAY" "BLOODY MAY DAY" "REARMAMENT" "MASSACRE" "PATRIOTISM" "Is this what we fought for?" "Is this what we fought for?" "I kept asking myself" "However, ultimately, I could do nothing" "US BASES OUT OFJAPAN" "SUPPORTTHE FIGHT AGAINST NARITAAIRPORT" "ANTl-WAR" "Comrades, the actions we are about to take, in the face off..." "Everything overwhelms me" "I can't keep up" "In my exhaustion, I was only falling behind" "I did answer the Ministry's letter of inquiry" "But I doubt anyone actually paid any attention to my response" "When it's time to take responsibility, they have no integrity if the truth is not clear, they should interpret in favor of the deceased" "26 years later, they're still wondering whether someone deserted or not" "In the meantime, a Class-A war criminal has become Prime Minister" "During the war or today, people from the bottom of the heap, never rest in peace" "The people who died on that island, were all the same" "No one can discriminate against them or judge them" "Those who fell under enemy fire, those who took their own lives, those who were executed, those who starved to death," "they all died in combat" "My husband wasn't like everyone else" "Why was he executed?" "That's what I want to know" "I want to know the truth" "After the war, a certain incident came to light" "It wasn't desertion in the face of enemy fire" "Some soldiers conspired to murder their superior officer" "In my unit, there was a 2nd Lieutenant, Goto" "2nd Lt. Goto had graduated from the same Home Guard training unit as I" "He always swaggered around, Eager to be taken seriously by non-commissioned officers and military academy graduates" "One day, an American pilot crash landed near Goto's command post" "Go ahead!" "Kill him!" "Major Senda, the Division Staff Officer gave the order" "He should have known better, but Goto volunteered to decapitate him" "No, perhaps," "Senda singled Goto out, as a way of toughening up someone from the Home Guard" "You!" "MP" "Finish it!" "Move!" "After that, Goto seemed to become increasingly hysterical" "Scum!" "Get up!" "Forcing his men to unnecessary hard labor, striking and kicking them for no reason" "He took personal control of the food supply, hoarding it for himself" "He dragged a terminal malarial patient out to work, killing him" "When the Sergeant protested, unable to tolerate it," "You dare to oppose your superior officer!" "The way it's going, that 2nd Lieutenant's going to kill us" "That Sergeant" "Are you saying he was my husband?" "Why?" "You weren't there when it happened!" "But the details of this incident were disclosed after the war" "AUGUST 15, 1945" "When word of the war's end spread, men who'd abandoned the front, began to creep out of the jungle" ""It's finally over"" "We were all so relieved, as we gathered at the former Division HQ" "Among the men, there were 5 who had survived 2nd Lieutenant Goto's command" "Where's 2nd Lieutenant Goto?" "What happened to your 2nd Lt!" " He took his own life" " Crap!" "You think you can fool me with that rap!" "Major Senda was terrified that his botched execution of the prisoner would come to light" "When one of the men confessed to 2nd Lt. Goto's murder..." "Executed for murdering a superior officer" "There was no court-martial" "Without even a trial" "The war was already over" "Unbelievable" "I can't believe it" "Before he executed the 5 men," "Senda apparently told them," ""I swear, 30 years from now" "Japan will rise from her ashes, to take revenge, against the bestial Americans and English" "But our motherland has no need of traitors like you, who murdered their own superior officer!"" "My love" "How furious you must have been" "I've needed you, my love" "For 26 years," "I've needed you each and every day" "Hurry, Grandpa" "Coming, coming" "TAKEO SENDA FORMER MAJOR, ARMY Senda evaded prosecution as a war criminal... and returned home safely" "Until recently, he was a Board member of the Southeast Asian Development Corp." "Now, he's retired to a life of leisure" "I've heard that he's even writing a memoir about the New Guinea front" "I met him once by accident" "My stomach churned with rage" "I wanted to kill him, with all my heart" "I got close enough to look at him" "He barely even noticed me" "He had no recollection" "I could do nothing" "That's right" "I was powerless" "Let's go" "That's a misunderstanding" "Either that, or malicious slander against my record" "It's true, the men were executed" "But they were sentenced to death by court-martial under military law" "Then, where's the court-martial verdict?" "I have no idea where it would be after all these years" "Either it was lost in the chaos at the end of the war, or it was destroyed with other classified military documents" "In any event, it's noted in the military records of war deaths" "You know that record's useless" "If that's the way you think, we have nothing to discuss" "For what crime was he executed?" "Murder of a superior officer, of course, as well as collective desertion" ""Collective" implies a group" "But all it says in the military records is "desertion"" "Some kind of error, perhaps a clerical error or some such" "Were the operations of the former Imperial Army really that sloppy!" "I understand how you must feel and I do feel sorry for you" "But there's nothing to be done He violated the law" "I had no direct role in that court-martial" "However, I believe that the sentence of execution was merited" "I still believe that, today" "At the time, our soldiers were in a state of shock" "Understandable, given their faith in the Imperial Army's invincibility" "But we officers could not afford to abandon ourselves to grief over our defeat" "We had lost, but we had to uphold order for the sake of patriotism and honor" "For those reasons, the trial and executions were inevitable" "We swallowed our tears and carried them out" "In fact, after that, discipline was restored and Japanese soldiers were able to return home with honor" "You're saying you made my husband an example to others, a sacrifice" "Not at all" "We have to maintain order under any circumstances" "Don't we owe the postwar recovery and prosperity, our newfound stature among the world powers in the line of battle, entirely to the firm imposition of national order?" "Unfortunately, your husband murdered his superior officer" "He may have had good reason, but when you kill, you are judged" "This is true even in our present democracy" "You" "You're telling me you didn't kill anyone!" "Not with your own hands, but you ordered others to, in the Emperor's name!" "Japan fought the war as an entire nation" "Don't confuse the two" " Grandpa, what's wrong?" " Nothing at all" "Here" "It may be impossible to ask that you forget" "However, if we are to move on, we must also learn to forget if we're obsessed with the past, we are powerless" "Not for me" "For the record and my own honor, let me add the following:" "2nd Lt Goto murdered that American prisoner himself" "I had nothing to do with it" "To claim I executed witnesses to cover it up is outrageous slander" "Also, we did not execute all 5" "Only the 3 actively involved in the murder" "The other 2 went to prison" "One of them died of an illness there" "I hear the other made it home safely" "I believe his name was Private First Class Terajima" "Private First Class Terajima?" "But no matter what anyone says, Togashi san died nobly in combat" "That's right It's coming back now" "It was Terajima who confessed that Togashi and others were murderers" "That's right" "I'm the one who revealed the crime" "All I cared about was getting out alive so I betrayed my buddies" "So you made up that whole story?" "To escape responsibility for what you did, you lied to me?" "You have every right to accuse me" "But there's more to the story than that" "Will you hear me out?" "When we heard that the war was over," "Togashi's squad was posted at a look-out 10 kms from HQ" "We had eaten everything we possibly could, and were one step away from starvation" "So, when we got the order to assemble at Division HQ no one had the will to get up and start" "For a while, we just lay around blankly in my case, particularly, malaria and malnutrition had reduced me to such a state, I couldn't even walk" "Then, suddenly, 2nd Lieutenant Goto turned up" "Salute" "Listen up, our platoon is launching an offensive" "Take up your weapons" "We've been ordered to assemble at Division HQ" "No need for that!" "Defeat is just a rumor!" ""God's land is immortal, the Imperial Army invincible!"" "We will fight to the bitter end!" "We'll cutoff every last enemy head!" "Why are you looking at me like that!" "Why don't you pick up your guns?" "You bastards would rather lose the war?" "Don't you care what happens to Japan?" "How about it, Sgt Togashi!" "Say something!" "You scum!" "Challenging my authority because I'm from the Home Guard!" "I love my country!" "I love it more than any of you scum!" "Why are you lying around!" "Get up!" "I said, get up!" "Get up!" "You bastard!" "A soldier like you" "Scum!" "I'm your superior officer!" "Cut it out" "Then, what happened?" "Sergeant, sir, you've The 2nd Lieutenant" "The 2nd Lt killed himself Went mad when he heard of our defeat" "Got that?" "The 2nd Lt killed himself" "And then," "Togashi san and the other3 left for Division Headquarters" "They left you to die" "Each of them could barely walk" "Of course they left me behind, I couldn't take a step on my own" "They said they'd send someone to get me when they got to HQ" "I had no choice but to trust them, and wait" "It's salty" "There was something so delicious left in my own body" "This was a new discovery" "And with that, I felt such hunger" "I wonder if I can eat this" "I ate a man" "A man" "But the world didn't change" "So you ate a man, so what?" "I'm going to live I'm going to get out of here" "I'd gone and eaten it" "The meat of the man your husband had killed" "Thanks to that, I found the strength to get up and walk" "By the time I straggled into Division Headquarters the next day," "Senda was already interrogating Togashi and the others" "Of course they accused me, too" "They threatened me with a firing squad unless I told the truth" "I was desperate to live" "Besides, if I told them that the 2nd Lt. Had gone mad," "Togashi and the others' sentences would be lighter" "That's what I told myself as I confessed everything" "Leaving out, of course that I'd eaten human flesh" "But, Togashi and the others were executed" "Corporal Nakamura, who wasn't involved directly, died of disease before he got home" "I'm the only one who made it back to Japan" "Tokyo was a vast, burned out wasteland" "People were living among the ruins without shame or inhibition, their naked and raw humanity exposed" "I found that so comforting" ""Everyone's just like me"" "I forgot all about eating human flesh, and betraying my comrades, and I felt utterly at peace" "But that didn't last for long" "Order was soon restored" "MILITARY PROCUREMENT BOOM" "As the streets, the houses and how people dressed, rapidly improved," "I found myself... all alone, left behind like an idiot" "And the terrible memories of eating flesh and betraying my comrades, began to weigh on my heart, day and night" "I ran away" "The world was after me and I ran away" "And I settled into this Korean shanty-town" "But this place, too, won't last another month" "The kind of place where I feel at home, the carefree world of burned out ruins no longer even exists in Japan" "Terajima san" "Please tell me how my husband spent his final hours" "Didn't Ochi san tell you?" "Ochi san?" "Ochi san was the military policeman who executed him" "My" "You" "I remember" "Your husband" "That night, after you came, he was run over by a truck" "That night, oddly, he got drunk before going to work" "They say he crossed on a red light" "He was such a cautious man I wonder what happened" "Of course he was blind, so he couldn't see the light" "Madam, the photograph" "Oh, dear, I forgot" "It happened so quickly, this was the only photo" "Togashi san, before he died, apparently he told Ochi," "he wanted some rice" "Rice?" "That's right, I'm Japanese I want to eat white rice" "I can't rest in peace on this!" " Any rice left?" " Not sure" "You can't execute me until I've had rice!" "This is all we've got" "You'll have to make do with it" "Which way is Japan?" "Sakai, Kobari, hold out your hands!" "Your hands!" "Listen!" "They drafted us together and we'll stick together in death" "Emperor!" "He called out to the Emperor?" "You think he meant to say "Banzai," to honor him?" "No, it didn't sound that way to me" "It was almost an accusation" "Like a protest" "That's how he cried out" "What happened to the families of the men who died with my husband?" "Private First Class Sakai's widow married Sakai's younger brother" "They're farmers, deep in the mountains up north" "They don't want to remember anything about the past, at all" "Private Kobari came from Hiroshima" "They say he lost his parents, his whole family, to the atomic bomb" "The government didn't ask anybody's permission to start the war, but we're the ones stuck paying for all of it" "REJECTED CLAIM OF SAKIE TOGASHI" "My love, it turns out, we can't have the Emperor dedicating any flowers to you" "Besides, no matter what anyone does, your spirit will never rest in peace" "JAPANESE SOLDIERS DEATHS IN THE PACIFICWAR" "COMBAT-22 MILLION NON COMBAT-9 MILLION" "TOTAL 31 MILLION" "THE END" "English subtitles by LINDA HOAGLUND"

"Say it, kid!" "Why have you been walking slinkily around" "Bansan Karate School for the last 2 days?" "Is the Bansan Karate School a place for you to walk into?" "The Bansan School is Korean territory." "Why can't I enter?" "Taekwondo?" "Damn it!" "So you are anti Japanese!" "Get him!" "Yes sir!" "A Korean just rushed his way here." "Where is he?" "I'm asking you!" "Are you listening?" "Search around!" "Yes sir!" "Raise your head." "There's a Korean in here." "Say it!" "Where's the Korean who walked in here just a moment ago?" "You fool!" "Damn it!" "Stop it!" "Don't be so harsh!" "He's my gardener." "Your gardener?" "Don't forget." "He's one of our Japanese colonial slaves." "I can do anything to him!" "As I please." "It's none of your concern!" "Stop it!" "I must remind you that this is a church." "Not a butchery!" "Well, western monk." "Aren't you convinced?" "People should live with humanity." "If one had lost that bit of humanity, how can one consider himself as human?" "What is humanity?" "May God bless your poor souls." "God?" "Fine!" "I am your God!" "Take him away!" "Yes sir!" "No!" "There you are!" "Get him!" "Stop chasing after him!" "Come back!" "Do you know each other?" "Why must you be so cruel?" "Showing mercy to foes means cruelty to yourself." "Father, you should understand that." "I don't and I wouldn't want to." "But I hope you'll hand it all to God." "Father." "I hope you'll forgive poor colonial slaves such as us." "I understand how you feel." "However, it's not the right way for you to solve your problems like this." "I know." "We've endured them." "But when we can tolerate no longer, we have no choice to retaliate." "I firmly believe that we will succeed someday." "I will pray for you." "Uncle thank you for your sympathy and encouragement." "I do wonder." "When did you learn such skills in martial arts?" "Well..." "Uncle Li taught me." "Who?" "Uncle Li?" "It's him." "Are you the one who taught her martial arts?" "Why did you teach martial arts to a girl?" "Uncle it wasn't his fault," "I forced him to teach." "You did?" "Yes." "Because I knew he is..." "Mary!" "Father, please stop asking." "We need to leave immediately." "Leave?" "Where?" "The Japanese won't let us off easily." "That's right Uncle!" "Let's leave so we can avoid them." "I cannot leave my church." "Father, you should know very well that the Japanese aren't the kind of people to reason with." "Besides, the conflict happened in your church." "Don't assume that you have special privileges just because you are a foreigner." "That's uncle Uncle Leave with us!" "The church cannot be without me." "Nor can I abandon God." "You guys may leave." "Master, there's a lot of Japanese ronin on their way here!" "Go through the back door." "Quickly!" "Where are they?" "Bakayarou!" "Search!" "Yes sir!" "Search!" "Yes sir!" "Nobody..." "No one else is here." "Tell me where they've made their escape!" "I don't know." "Damned stones in the toilet!" "Disgusting and adamant!" "Let's wait and see how long you can keep this up." "Men, pick him up!" "Yes sir!" "Will you say it?" "Alright!" "Let's see if God is going to help you." "Stop!" "He's the gardener here!" "A Korean felon!" "What do you want?" "I want you to release the Father." "This is not his fault." "Not his fault?" "I was the one who let him go." "Then you must be really bold." "What's your name?" "Li Jundong." "Li Jundong?" "So you're the leader of those anti Japanese felons?" "That's right." "I'm Li Jundong, the one who's leading the restoration of Korea and which you've put a price of" "$500000 for my capture." "Fine." "Smarten up." "and come with us!" "I will." "However, you must apologize to the Father because you've just insulted him." "You want me to make an apology to him?" "Go inform the general." "Tell him that Li Jundong is here." "Yes sir!" "Father, I apologize." "I've given you so much trouble." "I've always thought that you're more than just an ordinary gardener." "But I've never expected to see that you are Li Jundong, national hero of the Korean empire." "Please forgive me for my deception." "Due to the circumstances that I'm heavily pursued by the Japanese" "I have no choice but to conceal myself here." "I understand Leave quickly!" "Go before the Japanese military catch up." "Otherwise, your life will be in danger." "How about you?" "They won't be able to find any evidence after you leave." "I doubt that they'll mistreat me even if they act on savageness." "Father, please listen to me and come with me." "These Japanese men don't listen to reason." "I'm a foreigner," "I'll be protected by the consulate." "Run away!" "Quickly!" "Wait a minute!" "Mary is the only family i've got." "I'll hand her to you." "I hope you can take good care of her for me." "I will," "Master." "Will you regret that you've learned Taekwondo through me?" "No, I'm willing to learn from you." "But you're a foreigner." "I don't care, I'll always stand by the side of justice." "Get up." "Thank you Master." "I don't know how many times I've told you that you must endure it all until the time is right." "But you must insist on causing trouble." "Master, it's not his fault." "It's because of..." "More women have disappeared these days." "They've all been seized by men from Bansan Karate School." "They're all sent to Japan so they can be treated as comfort women." "So..." "So you went there to investigate?" "I just wanted to save them!" "You know fully well that the Bansan Karate School is a secret service organization to the Japanese." "Aren't you just sending your life away by doing this?" "Now, even the Father and Mary have gotten involved because of us!" "I don't think they'll dare to make a mess in a church organized by foreigners." "It's absolutely unexpected." "Our many years of effort are in vain now." "From now on, you are forbidden to go into town." "Understood." "Master, I'm worried about my uncle." "I want to head back to the church and take a look at him." "You can't go there right now." "Wait until tomorrow." "Say it!" "Or else I'll beat you to death!" "Don't assume that I'd dare not to hurt you because you're a foreigner!" "You've been harboring Li Jundong!" "This means you're in opposition against Imperial Japan!" "Good morning!" "Good morning, Mr Li!" "Long time no see." "How are you?" "Hello." "Long time no see!" "How are you, auntie?" "I'm fine." "Mr. Li will it be noodles with beef or boiled dumplings?" "Noodles with beef will be fine." "Thank you." "Ms. Huang!" "Please sit down." "I have something to discuss with you." "Mother, step outside and watch for us." "Don't worry, There aren't many people around at this time." "Well?" "What's the matter?" "Zhengzhi was being a troublemaker." "I know, he came here with Mary yesterday." "What can I do for you?" "I'm so sorry for bothering you so much." "Don't mention it." "Mr. Li." "I may be Chinese." "But I grew up in Seoul." "I regard Korea as my hometown." "I hope the Japanese will be driven away from Korea as soon as possible." "Thank you." "I'd like you to pay a visit to Father Louis at the church." "Alright!" "Stay here and finish your noodles." "I'll be on my way right now." "Father!" "Father!" "Father Louis!" "Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "Father Louis..." "Stop shouting, He isn't here." "How would you know that?" "Of course, I'd know." "If help is needed you can talk to me." "Well, I'll come again later." "What do you want?" "Tell me who sent you to look for the Father!" "I'm a brethren of the church." "Is it wrong to come to the Father?" "So you're a brethren of the church..." "Stop bluffing!" "You don't even know the proper customs of a church!" "How could you be a member of the church?" "What customs?" "All brethrens must do this upon entry to the church." "Do you understand?" "What do you mean?" "Tell me now!" "Did Li send for you to come here?" "Cut the nonsense!" "I don't know anyone by that name at all!" "Then what do you come here for?" "This is a church, Anyone is welcomed here." "Why are you here?" "I..." "I came for you!" "Behave yourself!" "I'm not Korean!" "I know you're Chinese." "Young Chinese maidens are my absolute favorites." "Take her away!" "Hold it right there!" "Tell me where Father Louis went!" "I don't know." "Will you say it?" "Fine!" "I will..." "In the underground prison cells of Bansan Karate School." "How could you take so long from buying the groceries?" "Well, it's too crowded here." "A cup of white wine, please!" "Leave, I'm being followed," "Where's the Father?" "He was caught by the people of Bansan Karate School." "What's wrong with the wine?" "This is all water!" "I'm sorry This is wholesaled," "Sorry..." "I'll stay next door." "No matter what happens." "it would be best if conflicts remain prevented in here." "Sorry, I'll serve you good wine next time." "After all, wine originates from water." "It's hard to do business these days." "Mom, don't be afraid if anything happens." "Please enter and take a seat, everyone." "It's her!" "What's your name?" "I am Huang Xijin." "How may I help you, sir?" "Someone killed one of my men in the church." "Was it you?" "Did I kill one of your men?" "Sir, I believe you must have mistaken." "It's you!" "I witnessed everything!" "You can't deny!" "Sir, you must have made a mistake." "She's just a young lady." "How could she defeat big men like you?" "Besides she's been staying here to help me with my business." "She has never left the premises." "I'm sure it's her!" "I've been following her from the church." "How could you frame an innocent person?" "I believe in Buddhism." "I've never go to church," "Yes Amida Buddha," "You can't wrongfully accuse the innocent." "What's this?" "It dripped on me when I went out to buy some beef." "Bakayarou!" "How could you attack me?" "Let's go." "We'll settle this with the public security officers." "Take her away!" "Yes sir!" "Let's go!" "Don't touch me." "Fine!" "I'll go with you." "I'm not afraid of you." "Go!" "Will you reason?" "Damn you!" "How could you be so rude?" "Let's see where else you can make your escape!" "That's good." "I don't need to run away now." "I'm the one who beat your men to death." "Come at me if you want to take your revenge!" "Go!" "Mr. Li." "Ms. Huan's skills in hapkido is incredible!" "Thanks but Mr. Li's skills in Taekwondo is remarkable!" "Father Louis has been captured!" "We need to find a way to rescue him!" "I don't think it'll be that easy." "That is why we cannot show mercy to the Japanese." "The Bansan Karate School is nothing but a camouflage." "It is actually a top secret service organization for the Japanese." "Then Father must be in a lot of danger." "The Father is a foreigner." "I don't think they will cause any harm to him." "In fact, Mary has filed a report to the embassy." "It's hard to say." "The Japanese never pay attention to injustice." "Sorry, I must return now." "I don't want my mother to worry about me." "Thanks for the help Ms Huang." "You're welcome." "Do not hesitate to contact me if you need any help." "What are you doing, Xiao Ming?" "Auntie sent me to inform you not to go back." "How long have they been there?" "Just for a while." "What else did my mother say?" "She asked me to wait for you and told me not to go back." "Sister, those Japanese are very brutal." "Don't be afraid." "We'll go in through the back door." "Let's go." "Stop waiting, elder brother." "Damn it!" "Take the old one away and entice the young ones to arrive!" "Fine!" "Take her away!" "Yes sir!" "Go!" "I haven't violated any laws." "What's the use in arresting me?" "Cut the small talk!" "Let's go!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Go!" "Help!" "Go!" "Help!" "Damn it!" "Go!" "Leave!" "Let go!" "You damned animals!" "Get her!" "Yes sir!" "Kill her!" "Mother!" "Leave!" "Mother..." "Mother..." "Mother..." "I will seek vengeance for you, Mother." "I don't know what else I can say to you, Lady Huang." "It was my fault." "I don't blame you." "The Japanese have always been a menace to society." "I will seek their comeuppance." "Lady Huang, I hope you will join us." "We share a common enemy." "The Japanese." "Where's Mary?" "She was here just now." "As long as you tell us where they are" "I shall let Father go." "We are foreigners." "We hold diplomatic privileges." "What gave you the right to impound the Father?" "Because he is an anti Japanese felon." "He's causing harm to lmperial Japan." "Who's the anti Japanese felon?" "Li Jundong." "Nonsense!" "He's a local Korean hero!" "I've been very patient with you." "Go back and think about it." "I won't go back." "I won't leave until I see my uncle." "Fine." "Bring the Father over here!" "Master!" "Uncle!" "My child, what are you doing here?" "Why did they have to abuse you like this, Uncle?" "My child." "When the Lord was nailed on the Cross, wasn't he doing it for the salvation of people?" "You're heavily injured." "Flesh and blood is nothing but a physical shell." "The soul is the one and true verity." "They cannot conquer over me." "Take him away!" "Yes sir!" "Go, my child!" "Hell is no place for you to appear." "I shall go to the embassy and plea for your freedom." "I'll show you how tough I am!" "So that's how worthless the art of Taekwondo is!" "Damn it!" "Stop it!" "Let her go!" "Why?" "Release her!" "Yes get out of here!" "Halt!" "Take this message to Li Jundong." "He must come in exchange of the Father within 24 hours." "If he doesn't show up, be prepared to pick up the Father's corpse." "If she really goes and report it to the embassy, the situation will be much worse than it is now." "We can completely evade it." "But what evidence will they have?" "Major, allow me to drink a toast to you." "How's the situation in the north eastern part of China?" "Not bad." "But the local villagers are intrepid." "Their anti Japanese sentiments are strong." "The north eastern part of China and Korea are contiguous." "You'll have to bear that in mind" "Yes Major, I understand." "Especially the Koreans who fled to this place." "Don't worry." "We have many spies in our school." "They won't be able to make their escape." "Has the French priest admit to anything?" "He has been adamant." "He won't reveal where Li is located." "But this cannot be leaked." "Otherwise, we'll be in diplomatic trouble." "Don't worry." "Major Li won't get away with it this time." "Are you sure?" "I am..." "I shall bring good news to you tomorrow Major." "Good." "If you manage to capture Li Jundong, it will be a huge contribution." "I'll make a report to Commander Tahara tomorrow." "You'll be officially promoted as Chief of Secret Service in Seoul." "Yes sir!" "I am grateful for the promotion." "When will you go back?" "Tomorrow." "Good, Then you can stay here tonight." "Pick a few ladies for your pleasure." "Yes!" "Thank you sir!" "Great!" "Let's drink a toast for the empire of Japan!" "I object." "You'll only seek death by going to the Bansan Karate School." "I know." "But I must." "Why?" "Father Louis was captured by the Japanese because of me." "From the viewpoint of morality and justice" "I must come in exchange for his freedom." "This is the benevolence of women." "The Japanese never keep their words." "If you had gone there, they might not exchange you for the Father." "Master, it was my fault." "Let me go in your place." "Say no more, I've decided to go." "I will go to the Bansan Karate School tomorrow morning." "Mr. Li, you have to balance the general interests." "You can't act on your own emotions." "You must think for the sake of your country." "Since our country is conquered our freedom and rights have been deprived." "Zhengzhi, it'll be hard to fulfill the restoration of our country here." "I hope you can go elsewhere." "Where?" "China" "Fine..." "After I go to the Bansan Karate School tomorrow morning you can head to China with these documents." "Yes." "Lady Huang, we'll really need your help this time." "Will it only be Brother Kim and I who will head there?" "I want to go as well!" "You can't go." "Why?" "Without the Father's permission I cannot let you go." "Very well." "I'll ask my uncle to let me go to China tomorrow." "Which city in China will you be going to, Lady Huang?" "We'll go to Liaoyang first." "If you can go you could meet us at Zhou's Family Inn." "It's operated by one of fellow apprentice." "How about you, Mr. Li?" "You can go first." "I'll meet with you afterwards." "Aren't you heading to the Bansan Karate School?" "Yes I will." "I doubt a small dojo like the Bansan can be of any difficulty to me." "What can I do for you?" "I need to see the master of the Bansan Karate School." "So you need to see our master?" "Who are you?" "Li Jundong." "Li Jundong?" "Please wait here." "I'll head inside and inform him for you." "Tell him that I'm here for exchange with Father Louis." "Okay." "Our master is waiting for you inside." "This way, please." "Please." "Please." "Here I am!" "Now let the Father go!" "Okay" "You..." "Halt!" "You come over here first." "No... don't come over here..." "You idiot!" "Have you forgotten your country?" "Leave!" "I don't want you to come here!" "I don't want you here!" "Leave!" "Now!" "I'm sorry Father." "Go away!" "You don't need to apologize!" "Take a good aim and attack with your weapons." "He has stepped into his own trap and has also caused the death of the Father as a result." "What do you want?" "I want to save my master!" "Uncle!" "I must rescue my master!" "Will you please stop acting on impulse?" "Even if Mr, Li gets defeated, do you think you can come to his rescue?" "Now let's go down." "I must go." "What's with all the commotion?" "Haven't you forgotten the mission assigned by your master?" "All the important documents are in your hands." "You must deliver them to the headquarters in Shanghai." "I have to avenge for my mother." "This is not the time for personal vengeance." "Than..." "I must leave right right now." "What about me?" "You're a foreigner." "You can be protected by the embassy." "No." "I want to head to China with you." "You shouldn't go for the time being." "Stay behind and work here as our contact support." "You'll have to follow up on the situation with Mr Li." "Very well." "Let's go!" "A reward for $500!" "$500!" "A reward for $500!" "But why?" "What's happening?" "Tip it off and you shall be rewarded for $500!" "It'd be great if we had $500!" "Exactly!" "I wonder who can take it." "It'd be great if I knew." "$500!" "I'd make a fortune if I knew it and be able to tip it off!" "Yes!" "We can't even make $500 within a year." "Well, revolutionary hero, do you think you have what it takes to resusitate your country?" "Li Jundong." "I could let you die." "I could also keep you alive." "You're now under my control." "It's best that you think about it." "If I die I still have my apprentice," "If my apprentice dies, we still have millions fellow countrymen in Korea." "We Koreans are well united." "Sooner or later we'll expel invaders like you out of our country." "You Koreans are united?" "I think you should stop your daydreaming." "You're far from being united with your disciples." "Say it!" "Tell your master." "What is your purpose for coming here?" "Say it!" "I..." "I came to snitch..." "Keep going!" "Brother Kim and Lady Huang have fled to China." "They went there to form another base of restoration." "Where are they headed to?" "To one of Lady Huang's fellow apprentices." "And what is the name of this fellow apprentice?" "I don't know." "Well, you heard him!" "If he doesn't know, I'm sure you do." "Say it!" "What is the name of the Chinese woman's fellow apprentice?" "This is your last chance for survival." "I don't understand why you're doing this." "Why?" "Allow me to answer for him." "It's because I offered a reward for $500." "For the sake of $500?" "So you've betrayed your own country and your fellow countrymen for the sake of this money?" "Master... don't blame me for this." "I've fed myself with coarse food grains for many years." "I've been drinking salt water mixed with chili powder for years." "I've even forgotten the taste of vegetables, let alone meat and seafood." "I want wealth!" "I want to live a better life!" "So don't blame me..." "Don't blame me!" "Li Jundong, you should stop acting like a master." "Say it!" "What is the name of the Chinese woman's fellow apprentice?" "I've treated my apprentice unfairly." "I've let them consume coarse food grains and chili powder." "Now that he wants to make a fortune for himself," "I'll let him fulfill his desires." "Tell him to come over here!" "I'll tell him about it." "Come over here!" "I'll let you fulfill your wish." "Come here!" "Get over there!" "Come closer." "If they can hear me you won't be able to get that $500." "Water!" "Yes!" "Tomorrow you'll escort him over to China." "To China?" "Use him as bait to lure his apprentices." "Yes!" "Wine!" "Steamed buns!" "Steamed buns!" "Hot steamed buns!" "Steamed buns!" "Steamed buns!" "Hot steamed buns!" "Hot steamed buns!" "What does it say on the letter?" "Two anti Japanese felons fled their way here from Korea." "The master of Bansan Karate School wants us to capture them." "You may go and have some rest." "Yes." "Strange, why does he want to come here?" "Who is it?" "The Master of Bansan Karate School." "I think the situation must be serious." "Otherwise, he wouldn't have travelled to Manchuria." "Take some men with you and head out for a search." "Yes sir!" "Wait!" "If any Koreans coming here from Korea are in sight, don't let any of them go." "Yes sir!" "These buns are really delicious." "You're Korean." "Where do you come from?" "Seoul." "Take him away." "Yes sir!" "Go!" "Why arrest me?" "Cut the bullshit!" "Go!" "It's so unexpected for me to see that the Japanese would also tyrannize in China." "This is no time for us to meddle into other people's business." "Hurry up and tidy up yourselves." "Go report about it to the mayor." "Okay." "Mr. Zhou!" "Aren't you supposed to be in Seoul?" "How long have you been here?" "Are there any rooms available, Mr Zhou?" "Yes... yes... come with me, please." "Anyone suspicious here?" "I've beaten a Korean to death." "Why did you kill him?" "Because he revolted." "He didn't seem to be the one we've been looking for." "The letter clearly made mention of one man and one woman." "The woman is Chinese and she is also good in martial arts." "Order your men to capture anyone who came from Korea." "Yes sir!" "How did you know that they came for us?" "People from the karate school told me." "Their master had received a letter from the Korean chief." "How could the Chinese government overlook their tyranny?" "This is Manchuria, buddy." "It's where the Japanese are entrenched." "They must have been searching very thoroughly these days." "So I'd suggest you not to head south for the time being." "Will it be convenient for us to stay here?" "Why wouldn't it be convenient for you, little sister?" "I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for our master's teachings." "I will find a way to get you out of here in one piece." "Thank you." "You're welcome!" "Let's go." "We'll go to sleep now." "The master of Bansan Karate School is coming!" "You came quick." "The major has ordered me to come here as soon as possible." "Why do you need to come here in person?" "Who is he?" "Li Jundong." "Li Jundong?" "Leader of the anti Japanese resistance." "Congratulations on your promotion again." "It's a long story." "Let's discuss it inside." "Please." "Right here." "Please take a seat." "Brother!" "Serve us tea." "Yes." "Do you have any news on the two anti Japanese felons?" "Not yet." "If they dare to come here, they won't be able to get away." "Unless, they don't take this path." "I'm sure they will." "Why?" "One of Li Jundong's disciples is a French woman." "She's been on our tail here from Korea." "I'll send someone to get her." "That won't be necessary." "They'll come to send themselves to death here." "What would you like to order?" "Sorry." "I won't be ordering anything." "I'll leave after sitting here for a while." "You won't order anything." "How can we allow that?" "If every customer sat here and leave like you did, how will we make any profit?" "Leave..." "I came to see Lady Huang." "There's no one named Lady Huang around here." "Leave..." "Fine." "I'll leave!" "But why must you be so rude to me?" "You came with the accusations first!" "Lady Huang!" "We'll discuss inside." "Why did you come here again?" "She came here to see me." "Why are you here?" "I came here with Master." "Where's our master?" "Where's Mr Li?" "Master's been taken out of" "Seoul and brought to the local Bansan Karate School." "Let's go We'll go and rescue him." "Don't be so impulsive." "I must save my master." "Of course, we'll have to save Mr Li." "But we need to plan on how to come to his rescue." "They've physically tortured Master to an unrecognizeable state." "Have some food first." "I'll get my elder classman to come over and we'll discuss it together." "I haven't had any food for days." "Well, I must go." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to rescue Master." "Wait for Lady Huang to return before we can discuss any further." "No need." "She'll oppose once she comes back." "Then..." "Finish your food quickly." "I'll leave a message to her." "Let's go." "Lady Huang, we're going to rescue Master." "Please deliver these documents to the south, Zhengzhi." "Come..." "let's drink a toast!" "Please." "Please." "Dodge!" "Master!" "Master!" "Why didn't you listen to me?" "Now you fell right into their trap." "We'll die together if we have to." "I can't stand behind and let them torture you!" "You're only displaying bold ignorance." "It's useless." "Do you think you can save me?" "I'll risk my life to save you even if it costs my life." "Scram!" "Go away and get out of my sight!" "As long as you can accomplish the mission which I have assigned for you," "I shall be able to rest in peace." "Remember that!" "Life is precious." "But the price of freedom is much more treasurable." "Now get out of here!" "Leave?" "Not so fast!" "Go!" "Yes sir!" "Stop this!" "Who is she?" "That's the Chinese woman." "Is this what you want?" "Lady Huang, you..." "This is the list of members from the Korean" "Restoration League that you've been eager to obtain." "Wait!" "Lady Huang!" "You can't do this!" "You can't!" "However, there is one condition." "Fine." "What is it?" "Just tell me!" "First, you let them go." "Hand over the list to me first." "Lady Huang, you can't give it to him!" "Mr. Li." "As the saying goes, "Where there is life there is hope"." "You, I've made a big mistake..." "Tell him to come and get it." "Guard the main gates!" "Yes..." "Lady Huang, please step aside." "This is a matter of us Koreans." "You should allow me to handle this." "Alright." "Mr. Li!" "Lady Huang, on behalf of all Koreans," "I'd like to extend our gratitude to you." "You're welcome." "As martial artists, we belong to the same world." "Time is tight." "We must leave quick."

"Previously on Rogue..." "You want me to go talk to Alec Laszlo" " and ask him for police information?" " That's correct." "You think you can fit a remote access Trojan to a two-gig thumb drive?" " Are you gonna bug their computer?" " Gotta get those boys their murder files." "It cost me a lot to get these files." " Hmm." "Back up." " Okay!" "We're up!" " What did he just do?" " He deleted the report about those garage CCTV cameras breaking his alibi." "His friends don't know he's lying." "He's always lying to his friends for other reasons, doing a little business on the side." "Hey!" "Why do you keep coming around here?" " This is definitely not Massoud." " Okay, who the fuck is this Massoud?" "Hey." "You need to get up here." "Then what happened?" "He just starts asking for the rest of the money." "He starts asking for Massoud's money." "He said Massoud?" " Okay, go." " Yeah." "Why don't you move your families, put them in a hotel?" "Downtown, somewhere safe." "Please stop." "Come on, don't be such a kid." "Stop!" "Original script from Uksubtitles.ru" "Smile, motherfucker." "Ray!" "What are you doing?" "Ray!" "Ray!" "Hey, come on, man, get moving." "Hey, what's going on?" "What's wrong?" "What's going on?" "What is that?" " Ray, what is that?" " Hey." "Are you sure this is a... a good idea?" "I am not losing another operative." "Now, get up there and check on her." "Okay, um..." "What do I say?" "You're a Quantico trained field agent." "You can't deliver a fucking pizza?" "No, you really killed this." "This is dead." "Just leave it." "Whoa." "Is that necessary?" "You'll be glad I have it if our friends show up." "Okay." "What kind of friends are we talking about?" "The wrong guys, loan sharks." "And how deep in the hole are you?" "Well, enough for them to want to make an example of us." "I never saw any of the money, so why they got a beef with me?" "Because they think you're with me." " Did you tell 'em that?" " No." "They have pictures of us together." " They've been watching us." " Great." "Let's go." "Let's go." "1204." "Calimani's pizza." "Over there." "Damn." "I think we got it wrong." "What do you mean?" " I think we're safe." " You think?" "Or you know, Ray?" "I'm at the office." "We need to talk." "All right." "I'll see you in a second." "You should go home." "That was Ray." "Some things have changed." " Are we safe?" " Yeah, I think so." " I'll call you when I know something." " No, you can't dick me around like this." "Is there a target on my back or not?" "I said I'll call you when I know something." "So you don't think he spilled the wine on purpose?" "I didn't see it." "Shit." "Look, he was nervous, and his bags were packed, he wanted to get out of there." " It could've been an accident." " Why was he leaving?" "Where was he going?" "Some cabin two hours north." "And he said that loan sharks were after him." "Do you think this is the Massoud they've been talking about?" "You know what, I think it's a bunch of crap." "Why would loan sharks be doling out flagged bills from the government?" "Whoever they're afraid of, it's not loan sharks." "Did he say anything else?" "Ray called and then two minutes later, he's telling me everything's fine." "Let's get a tail on him." "I think he's going back to Excelsior, we can listen in there." " All the microphones are dead." " What?" "Since when?" "When did that happen?" " Since Spud died two nights ago." " Shit." "I've never seen him like that." "I think we're close to something." "Really close." "He didn't make me, Leni." "Jesus Christ." "I know." "He's a student." "What if this is his cover?" "Maybe his family doesn't even know." " That's what I thought." " And now?" "Spud said the guy flew in from Pakistan two weeks ago." "That guy..." "That guy's a grad student at USF." "Spud lied." "I've been turning it over and over in my mind, why would he lie?" "Why about that?" "He was covering something up." " You think that Spud is capable of..." " Killing Cheat?" "He loved him." "Yeah, but he never forgave him for what happened over there." "So he poisons him?" "Come on, Ray." "He gave Kendra bad drugs to party with Cheat." "She doesn't partake." "He has to tie up loose ends." "What about this kid?" "He needed us to believe Massoud's men were coming after us." "There's no way." "There's no way." "You got a better version?" "Let's hear it." "Go ahead." "Because right now, I want to wring his fucking neck." "Hold on, hold on." "Listen to me." "We need to be sure, Ray." "Once we say it, there's no coming back." "And you know it." "He'll be wondering where we are." "Okay." "Call him." "Hey, where are you guys?" "Did you get lost?" "Hey, listen," "Alice is running a really bad fever." "Donna wants to give her the night." "We're gonna be up there tomorrow." "I'm sorry, man, must be something she ate." "How are things up there?" "Yeah." "Yeah, they're great." "Uh..." "Where's Ethan?" "He's with us." "Safer to travel together." "Right." "Well, I'm sorry that she's sick, man." "That's..." "Poor kid." "What a day, huh?" "Yeah, that's for sure." "Stay safe, man." "See you tomorrow." "Yeah, you got it, man." "I should call the boy's mother." "See what kind of confirmation we can get." "We need to see her, look in her fucking eyes." "Well, it's late." "We'll do it first thing in the morning, 0800." "I'll get an address." "Right now, I'm going home." " Give my girls a kiss." " I'll see you then." "Fuck off." "Hey!" "Hey, cool down." "Remember where you are." "Fuck you, Grace." "Remember where you are." "Fuck you, Grace." "Fuck you, Grace." "Mmm." "You're looking perky." "Heavy night?" "Black, two sugars." "So I got your text yesterday." "What was it this time, Mother?" "We out of soya milk?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I didn't send a text." "Would you know if you even did?" "I think I prefer it when you're not around." "Oh, and there I was thinking we had nothing in common." " Evie?" " She just left for school." "It's not even 7:30." "Evie!" "What did I just say?" "Hey, it's Evie." "Leave a message." "Hey, sweetheart, it's me." "Did you send me a text yesterday?" "I, uh..." "Will you just call me?" "Um..." "I just want to know that you're all right." "Love you." "You're supposed to be looking out for her." "That's why you're here." "If you smother her, she'll just pull away." "You're guessing, obviously." "I ran Ethan's photo through the Minute Rides database." "He has multiple accounts under different aliases." "But here's the thing." "The night of Cheat's murder, he took a car to Carson City." "Holy shit." "Which means he didn't kill Sarah." "And we've we been chasing the wrong guy the whole time?" "Just because he wasn't physically there does not mean he wasn't involved." "So why is he lying to his friends about going to Carson City?" "Gambling problem?" "Not according to the GPS coordinates from the company." "They have him visiting this house in the suburbs." "That's four hours from here." "I can be there by lunchtime." "No, you can't go and talk to them." "What if they know Ethan?" "It'll blow your cover." " I don't think you should go on your own." " Okay, let's go." "You have reached Ethan Kelly." "Please leave a message." "Where are you?" "You should have been here 15 minutes ago." "Call me." " Jason?" " Yes." "Come in." "Come in." "Thank you." "How're you doing, Mrs. Benowitz?" "This must be very hard for you." "Have you seen him?" "Have you talked to him?" "No, not for a few days." "It doesn't make any sense." "Well, if there's anything I can do..." "How do you know Amir?" "You look a little old to be a student." "Oh, I'm not." "We're friends." "What are the police saying?" "Do they have any leads?" "They, they... they won't even say he's missing." "They... they're not taking it seriously." "I'm sure they know what they're doing." "I know my boy." "I know my boy." "And he calls me every day." "I'm wondering if there's some place he might have gone?" "Does he have... you know, family somewhere else?" "No." "No." "He... he... he grew up here." "I mean, I have" " a brother in Be'er Sheva." " Be'er Sheva?" "Israel." "Look..." "Are you friends with Amir or friends with Amir?" "What?" "Oh." "No, friends." "Just..." "Just friends." "It is none of my business." "We'll find him, Mrs. Benowitz." "We'll find him." "You have reached Ethan Kelly." "Please leave a message." "Where the fuck are you, man?" "You need to call me back right now." "This is not looking good." " Hey, bud." " Hey, how's Alice?" "Yeah, all good." "The temperature's back down." "She's fine, thanks." "Good, good." "So, you guys are on your way?" "Yeah, just putting the last few things together." "You need us to bring anything?" "No, just get here." "All right." "See you soon." "Hi." "They're coming." "They're gonna come." "They're all coming." "What do you want?" "I'm looking for Alec." "I stopped by his office." "Lloyd said I might be able to find him here." "Well, he ain't here." "Who are you?" "I'm just a friend." "And you are?" "A wife." "Alec doesn't have friends." "He owe you money?" "No, no, nothing like that," "I just had a few questions about a woman that he knows." "Wanna be a little more specific?" "Yeah." "You know who that is?" "Yeah." "We know the bitch." "She's a fucking cop." "Oh, yeah?" " You sure about that?" " Of course I'm sure." "She killed Alec's brother and got away with it." "Fucked her way into his dad's business and left us in the shit." "Well, you don't seem to be doing so badly." "I got a husband who didn't come home last night," "I'm about to get evicted, and it takes two of these to get me through breakfast." "So don't tell me how I'm doing." "Okay." "What do you want with her anyway?" "She playing you, too?" "Take care." " Hello." " Mrs. Hicks?" "I'm with the Carson City Police Department." "And I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time." "Is this about the tree?" "I'm sorry?" "Uh, no." "No, it is not about the tree." "We're looking into a person of interest that's been identified as having been in your neighborhood." "Prowler?" "Do you recognize this man?" "Ginny?" "Ginny." "Do we recognize this man?" "No, Mum." "We don't." "No?" "Okay." "Thank you for your time." "You get anything?" " Not sure." " What do you mean?" "I recognize that guy." "How?" "Listen, anything you can tell us would really help." "Will we have to give our money back?" " What's your name?" " Ginny." "Ginny, if you tell us what you know, you'll be helping a lot of people." "And I promise you, you don't need to be afraid." "That guy, in the picture," "I don't know who he is, but he's been leaving us cash." "Five grand, every month for the past year." "Sometimes 10." "We get packages at night and stuff." "Do you have any idea why?" "I figure it has something to do with my brother." "Your brother?" " Think we could talk to him?" " I doubt it." "He's dead." "Hey, I'm sorry." "You mind me asking how he died?" "Afghanistan." "Helicopter crash." "Was he shot down?" "No." "He was going on leave." "The chopper had some kind of mechanical failure." "Do you have a photo?" "Yeah, sure." "It's all I've got left." "I keep it with me everywhere I go." "Wayne Hicks?" "Special Ops, huh?" "Yeah, mom was pretty proud of that." "Until all they sent us back was his stuff in a bag." "Thank you, Ginny." "Thank you." "We hired her because she had no credibility." "You know, unfortunately, there was a reason for it." "Reinstate her." " I'm sorry?" " This is a clandestine operation, Elliot." "Last thing we need is to bring someone else in." "It's already done." "Well un-do it." "You're supposed to be controlling her, not firing her." "How can I control her when you've had me hamstrung from the beginning?" "Well, If you can't handle your authority..." "I have no authority because they know I'm lying to them." "All agents work on operations where they're not privy to certain information." "That's why we have clearance levels, Elliot." "And how high does my clearance have to be before you tell me why this task force was set up in the first place?" "You keep asking questions like that and you'll never get there." "The bureau didn't instigate this operation, did they?" "I'm going to stop you right there." "God dammit, who am I really working for?" "CIA?" "Pentagon?" "Whose ass am I covering?" "Because I sure as shit know this isn't about us tracking down some money sent to Afghanistan for reconstruction." "As far as I've seen, Elliot, you don't know anything for sure." "So get in line, do your job, a" "Nd find out how those boys ended up with that money." "Oh, Elliot, go make nice with Kastner," "I hear that's what you're good at." " Hey, where have you been?" " I'm sorry, Ray." "What?" "You don't answer the calls?" "You don't show at the meet." "Where were you?" "Look, I woke up this morning and couldn't move." "I guess there's a part of me that just doesn't want to know." "Yeah." "I guess I know how you feel." "Right." "Give me the news." "It wasn't a cover." "That kid we buried, Spud's assassin." " He wasn't working for Massoud." " And you're sure?" "Yeah, of course I'm sure." "His mother asked me if I was his boyfriend." "Does that sound like the Taliban to you?" "Spud faked a hit on himself to throw us off the scent." " You know it and I know it." " No, that still doesn't make sense." "Come on, it makes $2.5 million of sense, and you know what?" "Why don't you quit pretending you haven't already thought about that..." " Spud was never about the money." " In the end, everybody's about the money." "We were." "OK." " We talk to him." " No, fuck that." "We get Cheat's money back from him, I'm done with him." "We give him a chance to explain." "He deserves it." "We talk to him first, Ray." "You hear me?" "Understand?" "Yeah, okay." "Good." "You really think Spud's capable of that?" "Spud?" "I think you never really know anyone." "Connie know?" "Connie doesn't know much past People magazine." "Come on." "Why?" "Why would he do it?" "Well, that's the $2.5 million question." " What?" " Cheat's money is missing." "I told you," "I always said, you and Ethan should have kept the money." " I knew you couldn't trust the other two." " Yeah." "You have to get it back." "Look, Ethan's waiting outside in the car, all right?" "I need you to stay here with the girls." "We'll be back tomorrow." "No, like hell!" "No, we're coming with you." "Absolutely not." "We don't know what Spud is capable of." "Ray, If you two show up without us, he'll make a run for it." "We're coming with you." "Cpl. Wayne Hicks." "Born June, 13th, 1985 in Carson City, Nevada." "Died September 5th, 2013, when his Chinook failed mechanically over Jalalabad, Afghanistan." " Twenty-two dead." " Yeah." "A word?" "Grace?" "You found my replacement yet?" "Yeah." "Yeah, got a couple of names." "Lucero, Bland, maybe O'Dell." "Lucero won't work outside of Washington." "Bland barely lives up to his name, and there is a reason O'Dell's always available after she fell off that motorcycle." " At least I can trust them." " You can trust me, you just didn't." "Don't tell me you weren't after my job from the start." "Oh, come on." "Everybody is after everyone's job." "If I keep you around are you going to get on board?" "If I stick around, are you going to have my back?" "What'd you find in Carson City?" "Dead end." "All right." "Keep going." "Who's that?" "Huh?" "Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Huh?" "Who is this?" "Who's that?" "All right, buddy." " Hey, thought you guys would never get here." " Uncle Spud!" "Hey!" " How you feeling?" " Huh?" "She's fine." "You know how resilient little kids are, they bounce right back." " How was the drive up?" " It was good." "It was fine." " It was good?" " Yeah." " I was worried about you." " You don't have to worry about us." " Can you help me with the bags?" " Yeah." "Whoa!" "No, honey, that was April's christening." "Yeah, it was April's, you're right." "Actually, I think that's the first time we met." "You were so shy." "She was so shy." "I don't think you said five words all night." " I was nervous." "Please." " Nervous about what?" "He proposed two weeks later." "Yeah, and if I had known then what I know now, I never would have said yes." "Hey, what is that supposed to mean?" "It's because he was already married to you guys." "Hoo-rah." "Who was the girl that you brought to the wedding?" "That skinny thing." "What was her name?" "What was her name?" "I'd like to make a toast." "Everyone in the world that I love is at this table." "And... just to have us here together," "safe..." "You guys aren't the family that I was born into, but you're the family that I..." "That I found along the way." "And..." "And that's the best kind of family." "And I love you guys very much." "Who's been feeding this guy wine?" "Connie?" "No, no, no." "I want him to drink more." "Can't I just be happy for once?" " Can I be happy for once?" " To absent friends." "To absent friends." "Where's daddy?" "Where's daddy?" "Where's your daddy?" "Where's Daddy?" "There he is!" "What time did Evie say she was coming home?" "Oh, she's eating at a friend's tonight." " What?" "Why didn't you tell me?" " You didn't ask." "Oh, none for me thanks." "I'm having a white day." " I'm sorry?" " It's the latest thing." "You just eat white food." " It's supposed to be very purifying." " Jesus Christ." "Oh." "Hey, Billy." "Come on in." " There's plenty of food." " Hi, Billy." "Is Evie here?" "No." "Is everything all right?" "She's not returning my calls." " Did something happen?" " No, nothing." "Then why isn't she returning your calls?" " Stop interrogating the poor kid." " It's okay." " Billy." " We... we had a bit of a fight." " Did Evie do that to your face?" " Yeah." "But..." "I deserved it." "I was being kind of a dick." " Is she okay?" " No, no, I'm the only one with bruises." "This happen yesterday, right?" "That was the text." "Where the hell were you?" "Don't blame me if you're feeling guilty because you're not around for your daughter." "I'm sorry, I just wanted to come over to apologize to Evie." "Could you pass on the message?" "You wanna tell me what happened?" "I fucked up." "I've been fucking up everything lately." "I just really miss him." "Come here." "I miss your dad too." "God." "He was such a good man." " And he loved you so much, Billy." " Why did you make him work for you?" "I..." "No, you used him." "You used him because you knew you could." " That he liked you." " No." "It wasn't like that." "He'd still be alive if it wasn't for you." "He was the only one who believed me." "And I was right." "And by the end, he wanted to find out what happened to Sam." "I don't care about Sam, all right?" "I just want my dad back." "I know." "I want him back too." "I do." "I'm tired of feeling like this." "I feel bad all the time." "Come here." "You're gonna be okay." "I promise you." "I promise you." "You're going to be okay." "You're going to be okay." "You're going to be okay." "What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." "I..." " No, you can't do that." " I'm sorry." "I promise you..." " It's all right." "But go." " Now." " Okay." "And he's over-tired." "It's been a big day for him." "I'm gonna put him to bed." " Good night." " Night-night." " Night, Daddy." " Night, buddy." "All right, Kyle." "Get some rest, little man." "Give me a sec, will you?" " I'm off." " All right, honey." " Okay, girls, come on." " Hey!" "Night, girls." "They're so cute." " Hey." " It's me." "Where have you been?" "I've been trying to get a hold of you." "Oh, family shit." " Yeah, well there's a lot of that going around." " So, what's going on?" "Are we safe?" " Yeah." "For now." " What happened?" "It's complicated, but it's being resolved." " Uh, what do you mean?" " It means you don't need to worry about it." "Is that because you paid back the money or because I'm gonna get killed?" "I bet you wish you didn't steal that car now." "That's because you didn't drive it." "What are these, Cuban?" "I don't know, how do you tell the difference?" "I can't." "You know what, man?" " You know what's weird?" " What?" "I'm kind of excited, you know what I mean?" "Just going somewhere new." " Starting over." " Sure." "Where do you want to go, man?" "Somewhere out east, maybe DC?" "DC's where the action is, man." " Yeah." " San Francisco's small potatoes." "Hey, you know, Cheat..." "Cheat would have loved Washington." "Know what I mean?" "Know what I mean?" "All those hookers." "Right?" "Oh..." "God, I miss the man every day." "You know, I still can't get over my kids' pictures on that wall." "Yeah, man." "Me too." "You know, if nothing else, Nina, you certainly aren't boring." "Is that why you like me?" "Who said I liked you?" "What's there not to like?" "I think you're a little too dangerous for me." "Come on, you can live a little." "So when am I going to see you again?" "Soon." "Yeah, I think I'd like that." "Hey, Nina?" "What?" "Aah, nothing." "I'll call you." "Hey." "Have you seen Spud?" "No, he hasn't come up yet." "I'm just gonna be glad when all this stuff is behind us, man." "You know?" "You wanna go back to the house, get out of this fucking rain?" "_" "Where'd you get that?" "They were all over the neighborhood." "Fuck." "The lengths that these people are gonna go through to cover their tracks, man, look at that." "If I didn't know the truth, I would think that that was an ordinary guy." "You said he arrived in the country two weeks ago, right?" "Yeah, I must have gotten the dates wrong." "Fuck." "I can't believe that." "I met his mother." "You met his mother?" "He was a Jewish art student, Spud." "That's a pretty good cover, right?" "I mean, I wouldn't have ever known." "Why?" "Why?" "Cheat..." "Cheat." "He was out of control." "He was gonna get us caught." "That's the fucking chair, man." "That's the fucking chair." "So you killed him?" "You killed Cheat?" "Ray." "Ray, we're fucking dads." "We have fucking families." "Cheat never understood that." "I didn't want to do it." "I didn't want to do it, but I..." "I can't let Kyle grow up without a father, man." "You can't let April and Alice grow up without a father." "What choice did I have?" " You could've talked to him." " No, man, we tried." " It's not gonna make a fucking difference." " You could've talked to us." "I know what you guys think of me." "I'm the joke, right?" " I'm the runt, I'm the joke." " Spud!" "No, man, I know." "Why couldn't I just take care of business?" "For once?" "I did it for you, man." "I did it for Ethan, I did it for us." "We're family, man." "I did it for us." "You did this for his fucking money, and you fucking know it." "No, man, I didn't..." "That's not true." "I didn't take the money." " I didn't care about the money." "I did it for us." " And Kendra?" "That fucking guy that was with her?" "That poor fucking kid we put in a fucking grave?" "You did all that for us too, huh?" "I didn't want to do any of that." "It just got too fucked up." "It just got so fucked up." "I don't know how it got so fucked up." "You have to fucking believe me, man, you have to believe me." " Fuck you." " I didn't have a fucking choice, man." " I didn't." " Fuck you." " I didn't have a choice!" " Fuck you." "Hey, Spud!" "Ray?" "Ray, don't fucking do this, man." "Ray, don't fucking do this, please." "Listen to me." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry, okay?" "I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck I did." "I'm so sorry." "It's going to be okay." "It's going to be okay." "It's going to be okay." "Spud?" "Ray?" "It's okay, buddy." "What are we gonna tell Ethan?" "I can't..." "You gotta help me." "It's gonna be okay." "I can't..." "I'm so sorry." "What are you doing?" "I..." "Ray." "Ray." "Ray." "Ray." "Spud?" "Original script from Uksubtitles.ru"

"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "We don't have much time... /Tick tock, this man got rocked..." "I have an appointment." "My assistant was supposed to reschedule." "She didn't." "Better call her then." "Mom said you're not allowed to reschedule with me." "Please, just this once." "Don't be a putz." "Putz?" "I worked 80 hours this week." "What did you do?" "Come on Dad, we don't have much time!" "We have to build a wall so the monster doesn't break through!" "What ever happened to tea parties?" "Don't little girls have tea parties anymore?" "You dig the moat." "Dig the moat before the monster comes." "It will slow him down." "Can't your mom dig the moat when she gets up?" "I'm not really prepared for any kind of... moat digging." "Hurry up, we don't have much time!" "Emma." "I just don't do this... okay?" "Your mom can play these games with you, okay?" "I've never been any good at this anyhow." "You can do this Dad." "Oh no!" "What?" "It's coming!" "It's too late for the moat!" "Get down Dad!" "Ah!" "It's got me!" "Ah!" "Save me Dad!" "Save me!" "He's pulling me into his cave!" "He's really ugly Dad!" "It's got me." "Come on save me." "Get away from her you big asshole!" "Get'em Dad!" "Get the bastard!" "You mess with my daughter, you mess with me!" "Fort!" "Fort!" "Back to the fort!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "You did it Dad!" "You got'em!" "Hey..." "When did you start saying... bastard?" "28,37, and 53." "So good luck to everybody out there /who played last night's lotto..." "Dad?" "I thought you were gone." "I went to your funeral." "No, no, no." "I'm here... /I'll always be here for you." "Bingo!" "Bingo!" "Bingo!" "Bingo!" "It's bedtime Princess Moomba." "It's time to get your beauty rest." "Your majesty has blessed the land with your beauty today." "But it's quiet now and the journey will continue tomorrow." "The rebels have infiltrated the base!" "Bam!" "Boom!" "Sir Lawrence, Sir Lawrence!" "Send in the cavalry quick!" "Sir Lawrence?" "Sir Lawrence?" "What happened to you?" "No!" "Why?" "Why?" "Whhyyy?" "He was so young!" "Emma?" "You're not in there playing are you?" "That's a very convincing snore, but you'll have to turn your light off, young lady." "Thank you." "Good night Grandma." "Good night sleep-talker." "Help!" "She buys her friends." "She bought that body too." "Stop!" "Stop talking about me!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "You idiot!" "You idiot!" "How could you be so frivolous and stupid?" "Hello?" "You're just like your father!" "He was an idiot too." "You're disgusting!" "You're disgusting to look at!" "Even your own children are embarrassed to be with you!" "I made a mistake the minute I met you!" "I should have known what a loser you were gonna be!" "Unemployed and penniless!" "Someday I'll find a real man." "How many nights are /you going to do this?" "This has got to stop." "You can't be absent all the time." "You have a whole other life... /You can't change that now." "...that you are forgetting." "No!" "No!" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "No, the girl!" "Go get the girl!" "Help!" "Well, it's one of the most anticipated IPO's of the year." "Apollo Systems, the market leader in the /emerging technology of mobile delivery systems" "will be choosing a lead /underwriter sometime this week." "Word on the street is that Hannaway /Capital, VanBuskirk Black and Company... /and Hamilton Partners are all in /the front running for the bid." "It's going to be quite a beauty contest" "and we imagine one of these firms will emerge /with a registration statement sometime soon." "David... do you..." "John!" "No, not this morning." "Please Roger, I hate that look." "I hate that pants-shitting terror look." "What is it man?" "I'm not going to kill you." "You know you are gonna survive the morning." "We're in a serious crunch here John." "We're never in a crunch Roger, ever." "Word is that Apollo is leaning toward Hamilton." "Hamilton came in last night and they low-balled the fee down to six and a half percent." "Hey, hey, hey!" "What, what?" "Six and a half percent John." "They snaked us early." "Hamilton?" "On the Apollo..." "Are you talking about the Apollo account?" "Yes!" "Hamilton did six-and-a-half on Apollo?" "They came in and they low-balled us." "Where did you get this?" "Carl's contact." "Yeah." "Who the fuck let them do that?" "It's anyone's guess." "You know personally I thought it was a little bit too far fetched, but then..." "Fucking bucket shop!" "Apollo wants Hamilton?" "Hamilton couldn't find a fat man in a county fair." "Fuck Hamilton, fuck em." "They want to win the bid on a percentage play?" "They're gonna have to do better than that." "John..." "Good luck!" "Sorry." "This is desperate, I know these guys all too well." "This is a desperate fucking move." "Listen Roger." "This deal falls through this morning... and I will kill you with my own bare hands." "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "Ha!" "two... three... four" "Yah!" "two... three... four" "Wah!" "two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two... three... four" "One... two..." "Ohh!" "Branch!" "Son of a bitch!" "One, two, three, branch..." "One, two, three, branch!" "Hello dirt." "And how are we today?" "Nope." "Don't have the face of a fighter do we?" "You're Jacob?" "My name's Allel." "I'm told I'm supposed to assist you." "You're able to help with the girl." "Who was taken..." "Wait." "You're the one who got your ass kicked." "What?" "Yeah I bet that doesn't sit too well with you." "'Course a good ass kicking doesn't sit well with anyone." "Are you mocking me?" "Real sharp too aren't ya." "I get it!" "I get it!" "I'll play along!" "You don't want word to get out do ya?" "What word?" "About your ass kicking!" "Yeah no one knows you're actually a priss." "They're all fooled, but... you really are a priss." "Is it your policy to let adorable little girls disappear into the night?" "That's enough!" "Ohhh!" "Cord has been struck..." "Do we have a guilty child neglector here?" "There it is!" "The fighter!" "Just had to be sure you know." "'Course she's roughing up the handicap, but who's counting?" "We meet again!" "Look, is this a joke?" "Do you actually have a purpose or do you just talk trash?" "You lost the girl right?" "No I didn't lose the girl!" "Sure, sure she was kidnapped." "There's still time... before all is lost." "You have a way to track him?" "Hell no and who wants to?" "Remember he kicked your ass." "We'll go around the other side." "We'll find the physical girl." "And do what?" "Shake the shit out of her!" "Shake the shit out of her!" "We'll wake her up." "That's just great!" "Last time I checked there's no way to physically affect them unless you're a... you're a pathfinder." "Ow!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Please!" "I need help." "I have a delivery." "My key was broken." "Are you a failure Ink?" "No." "Because failure is not an option with us Ink." "Only perfection." "You can help me?" "Yes I can." "Would you like help Ink?" "You need it." "With that shame..." "That stench!" "The code isn't here." "It's broken into two." "The carriers are drifters." "But they are loyal." "Find each of them and you'll have access to the assembly." "Best keep your pacing." "You only have a few hours." "Fail now and you need not go on." "You only have one opportunity... to become... numb." "No Phil." "All things considered I think I'd rather be rich, man." "Uh huh..." "Uh huh..." "Hey Phil... yeah..." "I gotta go." "Yeah, I gotta get to the pitch." "Okay?" "I'm sorry." "He said it was an emergency." "What are you doing here?" "I couldn't get you on the phone." "If I wanted to talk to you Ron, I would have taken your call." "Emma's in the hospital." "They say that she's had some kind of seizure." "Is she okay?" "She's alive... but she's not been responsive." "She's in a coma now." "What are they doing for her?" "Well they're trying to keep her stable but they..." "They said it's possible that... this has weakened her heart." "They say it's... it's possible... that she could just cycle over into cardiac arrest." "Emma needs you." "Kathy and I are with her but... but she does... she needs her father." "That's not my place anymore." "We have to let that go." "For your daughter." "What can I do now?" "He wanted to manipulate you." "I'm asking you Ron, what can I do now?" "I'm good enough to be her father now?" "We have to let that go." "It's in the past now." "Is it?" "Well it's very fucking present for me Ron." "You know, you convince the world I'm the antichrist and you take her from me..." "You can't throw that in the past Ron... 'cause that's where I live now!" "I know that you've suffered with this, we all have." "Oh no... please." "Look, I am pleading with you..." "I don't want to hear it..." "I don't want to hear it!" "I don't even have a daughter..." "anymore... remember?" "Those words ring a bell?" "John, I'm sorry Mr Hudson is asking for you." "I know Judith, I know." "You need to go." "This is not the time." "I didn't come here for that." "You want to talk about lives Ron?" "Well I'm at the point of life and death... on a multi-billion dollar deal." "And thousands of lives are at stake." "And that's important." "And that's my family now, that's all I have left." "We did what we thought was best for her but... but she needs you now." "Consider your obligation as her father." "This insignificant man." "Obligation?" "What's obligation to you?" "You don't talk to Shelly for fifteen years... and then you show up at her fucking funeral!" "Is that the obligation you're talking about Ron, huh?" "You know, taking care of Emma doesn't somehow absolve you of all that shit!" "You could have killed him." "You're still a fraud!" "You live with that every day, don't ya?" "I'm trying to keep you from making the same mistakes." "Oh fuck you Ron!" "I am not you!" "Do you understand me?" "Don't play the old wise man with me." "This is not about me and you John!" "This is about your daughter." "Get out." "I'm asking you John." "I will not wait for security to throw you out." "She's at Lutheran Hospital." "They all grovel now." "Thank you for your order sir, confirmation's in the mail." "I just sold five million of our new Bowman Pipeline junk bonds!" "Hey, you work for me don't ya?" "John Sullivan?" "Scott Hamilton." "Yeah." "Heard you moved some big money down in the pin." "Five million is a big ticket." "Oh yeah... yeah... got lucky I guess, I don't know." "Hey Todd." "Do you remember the Sable high-yield account you threw back into the pot?" "I just sold them three million of Rumney Casino." "I hate you." "Johnny!" "Hey buddy... how are ya?" "Word is that Scott Hamilton has his eye on you." "Huh... you might be moving into a corner office soon, huh?" "Unbelievable... you're here two-and-a-half years, and you get a view of downtown." "You know what I got?" "View of my own demise." "Hey!" "To the talk of the town..." "John Sullivan!" "To John!" "This is ridiculous." "How many nights are you going to do this?" "Hey... we had a great day today." "I mean... we... we just had to celebrate." "You know." "Look at me." "What?" "This has got to stop." "You can't be absent all the time." "She hated your success." "You have a whole other life... that you are forgetting." "You can't change that now." "You were so ashamed." "Mr Sullivan, your family has already suffered an immense amount of grief." "So it saddens me to have to create any more." "However I feel with your history of drug abuse and your negligent behavior regarding your daughter... it's important that you be given some time to re-examine your life." "I see you are currently unfit to care for your daughter." "Therefore it is the order of the court.../They stole her." "The custody of Emma Sullivan..." "Please!" "Please Stop!" "Be awarded to Ronald and Katherine Evans." "Stop!" "Damn it!" "Oh!" "Let me help you." "No don't touch /a...!" "Don't touch a thing... please." "Asshole." "Two... three... four... one..." "two... three... four... step... two... three... four" "So uh..." "I'm a little confused about the plan here." "Yeah, you and me both." "As far as I know, we're supposed to try to recover from the other side, physically wake her and pull her back." "And we do that how?" "I don't know." "Today we're just escorts for him." "He's a Pathfinder." "You're a Pathfinder?" "Yeah, I wouldn't try to have a real rational conversation with him Sara, or even a pleasant one." "Oh, and he has wandering hands." "Ouch... two... three... four." "Alright." "We do this carefully and quietly." "We pack light so..." "uh... don't fight." "Mmmk?" "Okay, he just needs to observe right now." "He studies the scene and we watch his back." "Now we have no idea if this girl is being guarded so it's imperative that we keep quiet." "We get seen, we have more heat than we can handle." "What do you see?" "It's her..." "Emma... the girl's body, she's unconscious on the bed." "What else?" "Her Grandmother's in the room." "She's doing what?" "Standing." "And she's looking at?" "She's looking out the window." "Keep describing." "Her Grandmother's looking at Emma now." "She's touching her forehead." "Doesn't sound right." "Where are this girl's parents?" "You'll wear her guts!" "You'd murder her, rather than hand her over?" "Is she that expendable to you Ink?" "That's it!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Let's talk about this." "Leave her." "Take me." "She's done." "Okay, I yield." "Morning." "Someone want to fill me in?" "Our inside man says Hamilton put in an after-hours wine and dine." "Says they offered up six-and-a-half at seventeen." "Our inside man, have mercy." "We've turned into the CIA." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "It's okay, okay." "Hamilton's a joke." "They're on their last legs." "We can beat this." "John, how the hell are we going to beat this?" "We all know they're going to bring the offer to market using the usual syndicate... and now they're making sure Apollo knows it." "That's been the problem all along... we simply cannot compete with their trifecta." "For the love of fuck people!" "Why do we want to forfeit before the game?" "Huh?" "Let's pick up the bat, and take a few swings." "Look, letting this one slide is just not an option." "It's not on the table." "Okay?" "We are there, we will take it." "We can always work the numbers." "We could substantiate an offer at..." "eighteen?" "Be a little creative." "I love this woman." "I love this woman." "That's what I'm talking about." "A little creativity." "It's bullshit." "This was nothing to you." "This has got to stop." "You can't be absent all the time." "It's about self-image guys." "It's just about how they perceive themselves." "Apollo is high as a kite right now." "So we indulge that." "They want numbers, we'll give them some numbers." "How solid is this?" "Solid." "Okay." "So we meet Hamilton's six-and-a-half." "We offer up a firm commitment." "Eighteen dollars, fifty cents." "No one's gonna fuck with that." "John that's a pretty big stretch." "Dan!" "I will sell this." "I will sell this." "I just affirm what they already believe." "These guys think they're God." "Let's give them some numbers that agree." "They worship you." "Hey John!" "How many generations of trash do you come from?" "Don't listen to them John." "Don't listen to them John!" "You are better than that!" "You are better than that!" "It'll be $10.80" "I'm um... paying with food stamps today." "Humiliation." "What are they're staring at?" "They'll all burn John." "In case we need the big guns." "If all goes peachy, we will." "Quiet." "Get back." "Damn it!" "Oh!" "Let me help you." "No don't touch!" "Don't touch a thing, please!" "He's ahead of us." "He's walking to his car and there's an Incubus shadowing him." "What does the Incubus look like?" "Large." "Collected." "One... two... three... four..." "What is an Incubus doing with him during the day?" "What does it mean?" "It means this guy is fucked." "Two... three... four... one..." "two... three... four..." "One... two... three... four." "Are you good?" "Yes." "And he's bad?" "He's not good." "What do you think?" "Does he seem bad to you Emma?" "You know my name?" "I know a lot about you." "How?" "When you go to sleep at night, do you like having dreams?" "Well, when you sleep, people like me come." "And we give you, and your family, and everyone you know good dreams." "Does he give nightmares?" "Not yet he doesn't." "Quiet!" "Can you take me home?" "No, I can't." "Why do you want to go home?" "I'm scared." "That's strange." "I didn't think a lioness could get scared." "What?" "A lioness." "Don't tell me you don't know." "Know what?" "Ink didn't tell you?" "You know you're not a little girl anymore, right?" "In this world, you become something else." "And as soon as you came here you started to turn into a lion." "A lion?" "Well you still look like a little girl but... you started turning into a lion as soon as you woke up here." "I did?" "Yeah, see that's why I'm so surprised." "'Cause usually lionesses are big, brave suckers." "I'm sure you can tell." "You're full of it." "Am I?" "Just what I thought." "You know you might start working on your roar though." "It's tough to be a noble lioness without a good roar." "Storytellers!" "Liars!" "I'll be rid of you soon." "Intruders!" "Stay back... stay back!" "This is mine!" "This is all mine!" "Roar!" "This... this is all mine!" "It's all mine!" "Th... th... that's mine!" "Aaagh!" "I'm here for a code." "I have a delivery for the Assembly." "There are... there are... there are codes." "They are codes that belong to me and they will not be taken unless they are replaced by something of greater value." "You want payment?" "Payment will be your life!" "No my life... my life... no, no!" "No!" "For my things to be taken, must replaced and doubled." "My life?" "Mmm... nah." "No, that's... thats, that's not of adequate value." "Ooooh... those are mine." "Two!" "Yeah... three of those are mine." "So." "Assembly codes?" "This way." "So... you've uh... come here for codes have you?" "Well!" "I have codes!" "Some... some... uh... somewhere... um..." "Assembly codes!" "Umm... somewhere... uhhh..." "Assembly codes." "How did you get the big prize?" "Oh, she... she... she's worth quite a lot I hear." "I can take her off your hands for you." "Liev... the Storyteller." "Liev." "The Storyteller." "Get down now!" "I have a $10,000 PowerPoint here." "All the bells and whistles." "Showing you why we are the greatest, the most reliable." "Yadaa Yadda Yadda." "But this meeting isn't about us." "This meeting is about you." "It's about how you guys are going to be the biggest company in the world in mobile delivery systems." "I've given them an hour." "They agreed to eighteen fifty and everything we set forth." "As long as I show up with the final paperwork and a bottle of Champagne." "We're in business." "One hour... you've got to be there." "Wake up!" "Your whole life is gonna crumble." "Wake up!" "We don't have much time." "Tick tock." "This man got rocked." "Two.../three... four..." "one... two... three... four." "One... two... three... four..." "What exactly are you doing?" "I need links." "Links." "A chain needs links." "Chain... chain reaction?" "You've got it, tell her what she's won Bob!" "You know what, I don't get this!" "I don't get you!" "I don't get this mission!" "What are we even doing here, we're wasting our time!" "A child is going to die and you're burning her time!" "Death is the least of her troubles." "That's right!" "You know what, you're right!" "So let's help her." "You know the downward spiral is essentially a chain reaction?" "And nothing that comes out of your mouth makes any sense!" "They're all reactions!" "One thing begets the next." "A man has a weakness, he's flawed." "That flaw leads him to guilt." "The guilt leads him to shame." "The shame he compensates with pride and vanity." "And when pride fails, despair takes over and they all lead to his destruction." "What will become his fate." "Something's got to stop the flow." "He's on his way." "The girl needs her father... and we're going to deliver him." "One... two... three... four..." "One..." "Something's got to stop the flow." "One hour, you've got to be there." "Wake up!" "Your whole life is gonna crumble!" "Wake up!" "He's running for help!" "We don't have much time." "Tick tock." "This man got rocked." "It's okay... /it's all going to be okay John." "Doesn't sound too good." "Yeah, usually I can get it to start." "Unfortunately I'm not to good with cars, but... this is the engine, right?" "Okay, alright." "Oh, look at this." "Yeah, right here." "What?" "This is your problem right here." "Oh thank goodness." "Ah, check this out." "Yeah, try starting her up." "Sorry... that was bad." "Sorry, that was bad." "No... it was good." "No, no." "That was bad." "You were so cute." "I was so nervous." "Why?" "I don't know..." "I guess /I was humbled by you." "No!" "No!" "Shelly!" "Come back!" "Shelly!" "No!" "I love you Shelly!" "Shelly!" "I love you I want the kisses!" "Get away from me you freak!" "Kisses!" "No!" "I love you Shelly!" "No!" "No!" "I want the kisses!" "I want the kisses!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Oh baby!" "Oh baby!" "I know..." "I know I don't... uhh... say..." "I just want you to know..." "I just..." "I want you..." "I want you..." "John." "Yeah." "I love you too." "This is who you were." "Why are you here?" "What do you mean?" "I know who you are Storyteller." "This is a trap!" "You set me up!" "I'll kill her!" "I'll kill us all right here!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "I'm the one in chains here, remember Sparky, I'm the one who's unarmed." "Liar!" "You're confused by your own paranoia." "Who is this girl?" "Why do you care about this child?" "You are in complete control." "What is it you're so afraid of?" "Why the scars Ink?" "Do you even remember how you got them or did you lose your memory when you came through?" "It was suicide wasn't it?" "I can tell from your scars your entry was painful." "Remember." "You can see nothing." "They'll be gone soon." "At the assembly..." "When you become one of them?" "You've been given promises of beauty and bliss in exchange for your soul." "This girl... she's your ticket?" "They told you bring her to the table and you become one of them?" "Numb to your pain." "They told you to take her as a sacrifice?" "That's all she is." "There's nothing in you that sees something else?" "I have no sympathy for their kind." "Don't try to manipulate my emotions, I don't have any." "I'm not interested in manipulation, just in revealing the truth." "But you can't accept it." "I accept what's real!" "You can't even accept yourself!" "Why do you hide under that cloak?" "You wreak of guilt." "Guilt comes from someone with a soul." "Words." "A Storyteller." "Where is your army?" "I have no army Ink." "I'm alone." "No one is coming for me, there's no trap." "You are in control." "Yours, hers, my fate, are in your hands." "You will not stop me." "This girl will go to the assembly." "Hello!" "You've come to visit Sadie?" "Sadie loves visitors." "And they love to visit me." "They love to take my picture." "Love to see me smile." "They ask about me all the time." "What is she doing?" "Who is she with?" "Where have they all gone?" "But here you are... my... audience." "My name is..." "Ink." "Who is this?" "Her ugliness disgusts me!" "I am Ink." "These are my prisoners." "I have a delivery for the Assembly." "I need part of a code." "I will speak with you." "But not in her presence." "Ooohhh... a kiddie!" "Roar!" "It's gettin' there." "Guess we're not well liked here." "Who's she?" "She's a drifter." "She was once a person." "And when she died she came here." "But she wanders around not knowing her place." "She's not a Storyteller like me." "Or an Incubus." "She refuses both sides." "Like Ink." "How long have you been a Storyteller?" "How long?" "Well, that depends on how you measure time." "For us, time doesn't work the same as it does for you." "We live in two different timelines." "She's cutting your hair." "She wants your hair for part of the code." "You'll give it to her." "It's yours." "Filthy!" "Probably worthless!" "Of course I won't tell anybody I took it from some cheap bag!" "Of course, in the right light... in the right light, no one notices anything." "When they light me, it's as though I were silk." "Shimmering almost!" "Reflecting every gaze." "That's enough." "There's a bigger picture." "What?" "Liev says we can't see, but... there's a bigger picture." "Should we send for help yet?" "Not yet... she needs more time." "How are you able to do what you do?" "It's all about the beat." "God may have taken my sight." "But I can hear the beat." "The beat?" "Beat of the world." "We're all part of a song, I just hear the music." "You can physically change the path of people's lives?" "That's what they say." "You think he'll be okay?" "Sure." "A little physical damage can be good." "Shake the shit out of'em." "That's what I always say." "He's convinced himself he's God." "We're just reminding him he's not." "Takes humility to remember who we are." "If he embraces his shame... she has a chance." "If not, the girl will be lost." "That can't happen." "Better get movin' big boy... she doesn't have much time." "Shelly... baby... baby..." "stay awake... baby..." "Shelly..." "Shelly..." "Shelly..." "Stay... stay with me... stay with me... stay with me." "Stay awake... stay awake..." "just stay awake..." "Sir come with me." "Wait!" "Sir we need to get your leg checked out." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Come on sir." "Wait!" "Come on, she's going to be okay." "Sir come with me." "She's going to be okay." "Let's get your leg checked out." "She's going to be okay." "Let's go over here." "That's when I lost you." "That's when I lost you." "But it wasn't your fault." "I didn't know what to do." "I didn't know what to do." "I know." "I know." "I came home, and you were gone." "But your things were there like you..." "like you were just coming back." "I didn't..." "I didn't know what to do." "'Cause I couldn't for the life of me wrap my mind around the fact that... you were never coming back." "It's okay." "This wasn't your fault." "I miss you so much." "I miss you so much." "I miss you too." "Why don't you fight?" "You're letting this happen." "You're a warrior." "You should fight." "Fighting would only blind you further." "Do you like my hair?" "It's all the rage right now." "Makes no sense." "What do you care about her?" "There's billions of children out there." "Her life means nothing." "I believe it means something to her." "Yet you push forward." "I have nothing to lose." "I'm damned regardless." "You've convinced yourself of that." "You're desperate now." "I know my fate is determined." "I don't believe the rumors about you." "What are you doing with her?" "She's an extra... gift..." "for the acceptance." "Dangerous, but he will be happy." "Get her Dad!" "Feet!" "Feet!" "Feet!" "Go!" "Go!" "This is who you were." "How do you feel?" "Lost." "You were in a car accident." "You have a nice little concussion." "Just go ahead and relax and the Doctor will be with you in a moment." "Okay?" "Where am I?" "You're at Lutheran Hospital." "Lutheran Hospital." "There's not much time." "Come on John." "Come on John!" "Shit!" "We need help I'm launching the pop!" "Do it!" "What's going on?" "The remote... it's... it's not working." "Damn it!" "It has to be launched from the base then." "Go Allel!" "We'll hold them off as long as we can." "He won't make it without me!" "I'll go." "Wow!" "Crazy blind bastard on the loose!" "One, two, three, four..." "I'll stay with him." "Buy me as much time as you can." "It's not going to be much!" "One, two, three, four..." "One, two, three, four..." "One, two, three, four..." "Uh, hey, hey, excuse me..." "If I wanted to find a patient... a little girl?" "Little girl?" "All children are in pediatrics which is one floor up and to the left." "Okay?" "Okay." "Yeah." "One, two, three, four..." "One, two, three, four... one... three, four, one, two, three, four..." "Emma..." "Emma, look at me." "Oh my..." "What?" "I think the change is complete." "I see a lioness." "At first I wasn't sure, but then suddenly..." "I noticed something." "Look how brave you've become." "The little girl I met is no more." "She's now the most ferocious creature on Earth." "I knew I was right." "When I die will I be a Storyteller like you?" "No, you'll be far greater than that." "You'll be much more beautiful." "Will I get to see my Mom again?" "Yes you will Sweetie." "The real prize today... is Ink." "You have proved your loyalty." "Those scars, they will be gone now." "No more shame." "Because pride... is what we are made of." "You will be our greatest asset." "Roar!" "Ink..." "Incredible Ink." "You hide yourself ashamed... but you can't see how beautiful you are." "I don't understand." "Why are you here?" "What have you done?" "I'm here for you Ink." "I'm here for you." "Why?" "Why?" "What do you want from me?" "I am ruined." "Why can't you see that?" "Because I choose to see you... for what you were intended to be... not for what you've become." "When will you recognize her?" "Has your mind become so corrupted?" "Who?" "This is what you could become." "This is what you will choose to be." "You don't have to choose this." "I don't understand." "I don't understand." "You know my name... but why?" "Because you're a great warrior." "Because it's said... you can undo what's already been done." "When will you recognize her?" "Has your mind become so corrupted?" "This is what you could become." "This is what you will choose to be." "You don't have to choose this." "It was suicide wasn't it?" "I can tell from your scars /your entry was painful." "For us time doesn't work /the same as it does for you." "For me, a day is like /a thousand years... /and a thousand years is like a day." "You see now John?" "You see now?" "He did it." "One... two... breathe..." "four... one... two... don't die!" "Forgive me." "Dad?" "Yes baby." "What happened to you?" "Dad..." "Dad?" "Emma." "Is that you?" "Yeah baby... it's me... it's me." "I'm not dreaming?" "No... you're not... you're not dreaming."

"Previously on Masters of Sex..." "William:" "Did you know you sleep with your mouth open?" "Virginia:" "You don't sleep here." "Get dressed." "Austin:" "I saw them last night leaving the hotel room." "How could I not have known that they were sleeping together the entire time?" "Lillian:" "I've shared..." "nearly everything with you." "You should share with me." "Virginia:" "Lillian, I'm not that interesting." "Coral:" "Dr. Masters, I don't have lice." "I swear I don't." "Libby:" "If you don't sit down, Coral, you'll have to leave, and you will not be welcome back." "Gene:" "You knew you couldn't have kids." "Why didn't you just tell me?" "Betty:" "Because you never would have married me if you knew the truth." "Libby:" "Tatti Greathouse just called." "She said that you were fired." "Doug:" "There's not gonna be a single hospital in the midwest that's gonna let you so much as step through their doors!" "Libby:" "Why do I have to hear everything about my husband third hand?" "!" "William:" "You j... you just have to trust me right now." "And I feel comfortable in speaking for my partner when I say how pleased we both are to be bringing our work here together." "John: [Coos]" "Libby:" "You think he's dreaming?" "I read once that dogs dream of running in great open spaces." "How would they test for that, in animals or babies?" "Are you sure it's okay that we stopped by this way?" "Virginia:" "Of course it's okay." "Libby:" "I mean, you know how it is." "I was just driving around trying to get him to sleep, and then suddenly, there we were outside your front door." "Virginia:" "Well, it's good to see you." "He has much more hair than last time." "Libby:" "You haven't seen him in a while." "Virginia:" "And I'm sorry for that, Libby." " I've been so..." " Libby:" "You've been busy." "No, I understand." "Wish Bill were the type to show off baby pictures." "I did put one in his wallet, just in case." "Virginia:" "Well, I haven't seen much of Bill, either." "Libby:" "That's gonna change now, isn't it?" "I have to admit, Gin, I was... shocked by the news." "Just completely caught off guard." "Do they know at Maternity?" "Virginia:" "Um..." "Libby:" "About what you two are doing?" "You haven't given Dr. DePaul notice?" "Virginia:" "Uh, not yet." "Libby:" "I don't blame you waiting to see if this one sticks." "The third hospital in as many months." "I understand why it's enticing to him to have the study readily accepted after the resistance at Memorial." "A... and don't take this the wrong way because baby John was born there and I received excellent care... excellent." "But Bill Masters going to work at Buell Green?" "I cannot understand it." "Can you?" "Virginia:" "It's... quite a surprise." "Libby:" "I mean, he's not just rolling downhill, Gini." "He is picking up speed from being the chief of obstetrics in Maternity to taking a staff position at Memorial to walking out the door and heading to the negro hospital?" "Virginia:" "I don't know what to say, Libby." "Virginia:" "Where does he go from here?" "The... the resident doctor at the state penitentiary?" "William:" "Have you eaten?" "Virginia:" "I'm not hungry." "Your way of saying," ""let's skip dinner and move straight to dessert"?" "William:" "Look again." "It's not what you think." "It's the key to your new office at Buell Green." "It's not the obvious choice, I admit, but they're a fine hospital, open to new things." "They fully endorse the study and my bringing you aboard." "Virginia:" "It seems like a decision you could have discussed with me first." "William:" "Well, maybe, but timing aside, this is fabulous news!" "It calls for a toast." "Uh..." "We can finally get back to work." "And you can stop selling those ridiculous diet pills." "Virginia:" "I'm sorry, Bill, but how exactly did you see me coming aboard at Buell Green?" " William:" "I don't know what you mean." " Virginia:" "I mean, as what?" "What is my official title, my responsibilities, my salary?" "William:" "Well, we can work all that out, of course." "Virginia:" "When?" "'Cause I would like to know those things before I decide to upend my life." "I want to be very clear on what you're offering me." "William:" "How about an opportunity to finish what we started?" "How about the study?" "Virginia:" "I would just like the specifics spelled out ahead of time..." "In writing." "William:" "I see." "Because I've proven myself so untrustworthy." "Virginia:" "Because I have two children I'm supporting." "And if you end up leaving this hospital, like you left the last one and the one before that, what guarantee do I have that they will keep me on without you?" "I don't have the luxury of jumping ship on a whim." "I don't even have the luxury of not selling those ridiculous diet pills." "William:" "I don't understand this." "Virginia:" "You shouldn't assume that I'll just come running whenever you call, Bill." "I do have other opportunities." "William:" "And they are?" "I'd like to know." "What opportunities do you have, outside of diet pills?" "Virginia:" "A job with Lillian." "She's doing very important work, too... work that I am very much a part of." "I'm sure that she would make it worth my while to stay." "William:" "I don't think you want to play that hand, Virginia." "Virginia:" "It's not a hand." "William:" "Because I don't think Lillian regards you quite as highly as you think." "Virginia:" "Why would you say that?" "William:" "She knows about us." "About the work we're doing... upstairs." "Betty:" "Gene, your side of the bed is gonna turn to stone if you don't start sleeping in it again." "[Scoffs]" "♪ You're the top ♪" "♪ you're the coliseum ♪" "♪ you're the top ♪" "♪ you're the Louvre museum ♪" "♪ you're a melody from a symphony ♪" "♪ by... somebody ♪" "♪ you're a something bonnet ♪" "♪ a Shakespeare sonnet ♪" "♪ you're Mickey Mouse ♪" "♪ you're the Nile ♪" "♪ you're the tower of "pizza" ♪" "♪ you're the smile ♪" "Come on." "Smile." "♪ I'm the "Mona Lisa" ♪" "♪ I'm a total wreck ♪" "♪ I'm a worthless check, a flop ♪" "♪ but if, baby, I'm the bottom... ♪" "Gene: [Clears throat]" "Betty:" "Gene, honey, I want you to take my hand, come upstairs with me." "We can gargle." " Gene: [Sighs] Oh, Christ." "Come on, Betty." "Betty." " Betty:" "We can get comfortable." "Gene:" "I don't even know which way's up right now." "Betty:" "That way." "Gene:" "What are you getting at with, "come upstairs with me"?" "That you love me?" "Huh?" "You sing a song for me, try to seduce me, even though your voice sounds like migrating geese." "Betty:" "First of all, I was Miss Melba Snyder in my high-school production of "Pal Joey"" "before they booted me out entirely." "And second of all, you know who you married." "Yes, I got the message." "You're sore at me 'cause I can't have kids." "Gene:" "No, I'm sore at you because you lied to me about it." "Betty:" "So yell at me." "Slam some doors." "Or come up with some other idea, like we adopt or something, instead of freezing me out!" "Gene:" "You want to adopt?" "Betty:" "Do you?" "Gene:" "No." "N... not if it's... another sing-along or" " another invitation up to bed." " Betty:" "Gene." " Gene:" "No." " Betty:" "Honey." "I want us to be happy." "I want you to be happy." "And if that means bringing in kids that aren't ours but will become ours..." "Gene:" "Once we love them." "Betty:" "Once we love them." "Then, yeah." "I could do that." "Gene:" "I got to think about that." "Betty:" "Yeah?" "Gene:" "Okay." "Betty:" "Okay." "Charles:" "I'm hoping you'll find the office suits your needs, Dr. Masters." "William:" "It's, uh..." "It'll be fine." "And the dedicated exam room I'd requested." "Charles:" "Next door." "Although I confess, Bill," "I ruffled a few feathers to get that one done." "Space around here is at a premium." "William:" "Well, I'm sure once your staff sees the volume of the patients and study subjects coming in and out of my new exam room, they'll understand why it's a necessity." "Charles:" "I'm counting on that being the case." "William:" "Uh, another thing while I have you here, Charles." "Um... my associate," "Mrs. Johnson." "Charles:" "Mm-hmm?" "William:" "She's gonna require... an employment contract." "Charles:" "We don't offer contracts to any member of our support staff." "Their... their guarantee is week to week." "William:" "I would appreciate you making an exception to your policy, seeing as she is essential to my work." "[Knock on door]" "Cyril:" "Am I intruding?" "Charles:" "No." "No." "Come in, Cyril." "Cyril:" "I wanted to introduce myself, Dr. Masters." "Cyril Franklin." "William:" "Bill Masters." "A pleasure." "Gynecology." "Cyril:" "Yes." "We'll be sharing a waiting room." "I've followed your work in fertility with great interest." "William:" "I'm looking forward to bringing the staff along in that area." "Until then, if you need to refer patients, of course," "I'll do whatever I can to accommodate." "Cyril:" "That's..." "Thank you." "William:" "Anything I can do to help." "And are your offices also the size of a rabbit hutch," "Dr. Franklin?" "Cyril:" "My offices were next door, in what is now the dedicated exam room." "My new offices... they're more suited to mice." " [Telephone ringing] - [Door closes]" "[Ringing continues]" "Lillian:" "Aren't you going to... ?" "Dr. DePaul's office." "I see." "Well, thank you." "[Telephone clicks]" "The man down in Mimeo says he has a 10-minute window between jobs, if you can get him those... those... [Sighs]" "Virginia:" "What would it matter what I did outside of this office, as long as I'm good at my job here?" "Lillian:" "I think it would matter very much to Libby Masters." "Virginia:" "Bill and I are not having an affair." "Lillian:" "You know, Virginia," "I don't think piling lies on top of other lies is really..." "Virginia:" "Our participation in the study has been unorthodox." " I'll admit that." " Lillian:" "Is that how Bill's pitching it... that you're subjects in his study?" "Virginia:" "Our study." "We are tracking the same physiological data, as we would with any of the other participants." "Lillian:" "So let me understand... it's okay because you're taking notes?" "Virginia:" "Whatever it is or is not..." "I have never let it interfere with my job, and yet you gave away your study." "Why?" "To punish me?" "For what?" "For something that I may have done that doesn't in any way reflect the quality of my work." "Lillian:" "You were smart enough to do it another way." "Virginia:" "It has nothing to do with intelligence." "Lillian:" "And you were capable enough to have waited for a job that you earned, based on your own ability." "Virginia: [Muffled] I have two children I'm supporting!" "I don't have the luxury of waiting!" "Lillian:" "Don't you understand what you've done makes it harder for every woman who comes after you?" "Easier for every man who has designs on that same woman?" "Virginia:" "You have to have a lot of money to wait for the perfect job opportunity, Lillian." "You have to come from a good family, have parents willing to pay your way through medical school." "Lillian:" "If you're intimating that I had it easy..." "Virginia:" "Not easy." "Easier." "You had it easier." "And you are in no position to judge me." "Lillian:" "Nor you me." "You think I'd throw away my work just to spite you?" "'Cause I didn't approve of the way you conducted your personal life?" "Virginia:" "Isn't that what you've done?" "Lillian:" "You're the girl upset that she wasn't asked to the dance by the boy she didn't want to go with in the first place." "Virginia:" "What does that even mean?" "Lillian:" "That you're upset I handed off my work to someone who could secure its future." "As if you ever truly wanted the responsibility." "Why would I ever entrust my life's work to you, Virginia, when, admit it, you were always going to leave me and follow Bill?" "Virginia: [Scoffs]" "I'm going down to Mimeo to drop off these reports." "Lillian:" "Try not to perpetuate the sick belief that women need to open their legs to get a leg up!" "Helen:" "Oh, my goodness." "Oh, that is so..." "You're so unlucky." "Did it hurt?" "Gene:" "Does he see me?" "I... is it a she?" "Helen:" "Uh, no, don't go!" "We are listening." "We are." "We..." "Ohh..." " Raspberries." "We lost him." " Gene:" "Oh." "Helen:" "It happens." "You have to be very quiet." "It's... it's not that they're shy or anything." "It has to do with energy channels." "Gene:" "Mm." "[Chuckling] Hey." "Betty:" "My God." "Gene:" "Betts, your friend Helen just told me we have a ghost in our living room." "Betty:" "Oh, really?" "How..." "how do we get rid of it?" "Helen:" "Oh, no, you mustn't." "He's such a sweet old man." "His name is Paul." "Or, um, Saul." "It's Paul." "He lived until he was 93 and then choked on a chicken bone." "Gene:" "You never told me that you had a friend that could... that had a, uh... what did you call it?" "Helen:" "Oh, precognitions." "Um, just this morning, I was buttering my toast, thinking of nothing in particular, and all of a sudden, it came to me." ""Hunt down Betty Dimello."" "Betty:" "Moretti." "Uh, it's..." "Betty Moretti now." " Helen: [Chuckles]" " Gene:" "Yeah." "So, uh, you guys are friends from, uh... ?" " Betty:" "Acquaintances, really." " Helen:" "Oh, we go way back." "Betty:" "Mm-hmm." "Same gal does our hair at Carise's." "Helen:" "Now, Betty, Gene seems very open." "We can tell him the truth, huh?" "Several years ago, Betty saw my sign in the window." "It's a... oh, a palm, naturally, outlined in neon." "Gene:" "Okay." "Helen:" "And she came in and wanted to have her palm read." "Well, it turns out she has a very long love line." "Gene:" "Is that right?" "Helen:" "Oh, yes." "Look." "Uh... here it is." "See?" "There." "It means true love." "A long love, meant to last the ages." "Gene:" "Well, that would be us, right?" "[Chuckles] How we... how we met." "And look at that... it was there on your hand the whole time." "Betty: [Chuckles nervously]" "Gene:" "Yeah, I have somebody that I think would love you." "You know who would love Helen?" " Betty:" "I can't imagine." " Gene:" "Al." "My friend Al." "I've known him since 6th grade." "He's a bit of a goof, but he's got a heart of gold, and I really think Al would love Helen." "You know what, I'm gonna make a reservation for the four of us at, uh, Kemoll's." " Betty:" "Oh, Gene, don't be cuckoo." " Gene:" "No, no, this is my precondition." "Helen:" "Mm-hmm." "Precognition." "Gene:" "Unless, of course, you have a special someone?" "Helen:" "Oh, no, I was recently jilted." "Gene:" "Al too!" "That's good." "So you both are in need of good fortune in the love department." "Uh, Al... his girlfriend just dumped him, but, uh, she got the shingles, blamed it on Al, but she's a little, you know, oo-ee-oo. [Chuckles]" "Betty:" "Uh, Gene, honey," "I..." "I don't think Helen wants to go on a double date with us and Al." "Helen:" "I would love to." "What does a girl wear to Kemoll's?" "Virginia:" "No matter how long you stare, it's not going to unpack itself." "William:" "Uh, human resources drew up a contract specifying the details of your employment, if you'd like to peruse." "Your office is..." "It's in there." "Next door, there's a dedicated exam room with a viewing area which raises the question of where we'll be resuming our sessions... here or at the hotel." "I'm amenable to either." "Virginia:" "I was wondering if there was a third option." "William:" "Oh?" "Which would be?" "Virginia:" "To stop." "We've been at this a while now." "At some point, haven't we exhausted the possibilities?" "William: [Chuckles] Of sexual research?" "That's like saying one's done mapping the Milky Way." "Virginia:" "Huh." "Yes." "Maybe if we... maybe if we took some time to reassess our objectives." "William:" "And what objectives, exactly, are you referring to?" "Virginia:" "The scope of our involvement... the terms." "William:" "Oh, we're back to terms now." "Virginia:" "I suppose I'm wondering if our personal participation is a condition of my employment here." "William:" "No." "Virginia:" "Then maybe it's better if we..." "William:" "What I meant was yes." "Yes, it is... part of the job." "Virginia:" "Hotel, then." "William:" "Aren't you gonna take off your clothes?" "Virginia:" "No." "William:" "Because?" "Virginia:" "I don't want to." "William: [Scoffs]" "So... what... what are we... ?" "Virginia:" "I want you to strip." "William: [Chuckles]" "Virginia:" "No." "Stand." "Now you're going to touch yourself." "Begin." "[Stopwatch clicks]" " [Stopwatch clicks]" " Virginia:" "You closed your eyes." "Is that standard behavior for you?" "William: [Clears throat] I believe it is." "Virginia:" "Is that to facilitate fantasy?" "William:" "It's an automatic reflex, not a... not a conscious process." "But, uh..." "Yes, I suppose so." "Virginia:" "And what are you thinking about?" "William:" "You." "Virginia:" "You can stop touching yourself." "William:" "But I haven't... yet..." "Virginia:" "Stop." "William: [Exhales sharply]" "Come here." "Take them off." "[Moaning]" "[Indistinct P.A. announcement]" "Errol:" "Excuse me." "I got X-ray solution that needs to get to radiology." "Any idea where radiology is?" "Virginia:" "No idea at all." "I'm sorry." "I'm new here." "Excuse me." " William:" "Good morning." " Virginia:" "Good morning." "I put up some fliers for the study on my way in." "William:" "Good." "As for today's business, you have the patient list?" "Virginia:" "I intend to call this morning, starting with the A's." "Uh, to inform them of the new location and start scheduling appointments as early as..." "William:" "Today's fine." "Our doors are open." "Libby:" "I'm not sure I understand." "Robert:" "I came to talk to you about Coral, ma'am." "Libby:" "Coral?" "I... is she not coming today?" "Robert:" "Oh, no, no, I put her on the bus." "I just came on ahead myself." "I was hoping to have a word with you." "Libby:" "Has something happened to Coral?" "Robert:" "Well, you know, she told me something recently that, uh... that I just can't seem to shake." "You know, every night, I ask her how her day was, and normally, she just says, "fine,"" "you know, "good."" "And she... she loves that baby John." "Thinks that little one walks on water." "Then the other night, she told me that, uh, someone had forced her head under a faucet and... and scrubbed at it." "Libby:" "Uh, I had to wash her hair." "My infant son had lice." "Robert:" "That... that must have been upsetting for you." "Libby:" "It was." "Robert:" "And upsetting for Coral." "So that's it, really." "I'm gonna keep asking Coral how her day was, and she gonna keep telling me." "And hopefully, she'll just say, "fine" and "good."" "And whatever that problem was... well, it won't happen again." "And she don't know I stopped by." "So you can go on and keep that between us." "Thank you for your time, ma'am." "[Door opens, doorbell chimes]" "[Door closes]" "[Horns honking]" "Helen:" "The lines on your palm don't change, if you're looking for a reading." "Betty:" "That was some stunt, Helen." "So what is it you want?" "Money?" "'Cause I already gave you plenty of money." "Helen:" "Yes, I seem to remember you throwing $100 bills out the window of your new Cadillac as you drove away." "Betty:" "That is unfair." "I couldn't sleep for months." " I still can't." " Helen:" "Well, that makes two of us." "You broke my heart." "Betty:" "We agreed me marrying Gene was the best thing." "Helen:" "You agreed." "Betty:" "No, we agreed." "There is no future here." "Years and years of going out together as what?" "What?" "Two spinster friends who are living together, pretending we're sisters or going to some bar where some butch won't serve us 'cause we're not wearing ducktails and gabardines?" "It's pathetic, Helen." "We both like dresses, so we're just gonna have to buck up and... and do the right thing." "Helen:" "The right th..." "the right thing for you." "You're a cynical woman, Mrs. Moretti." "Betty:" "What I am is a woman who has fucked men for money... hundreds of them." "And I have seen things and I have done things, and I am not apologizing for this 'cause I got gold faucets now, a hat for every day of the week, and I can eat beef bourgignon for lunch if I want." "Helen:" "You still got to sleep with him and not me." "Betty:" "Well, nothing comes free." "Helen:" "Well, then, maybe it will work out for me, too, with Al." "Betty:" "You are not going out with Al." "You are canceling that date." " Helen:" "I am not canceling." " Betty:" "Stop screwing around, Helen." "Helen:" "I'm following your lead." "Betty:" "You are not coming back into my life after the hell it took getting you out." "Helen:" "Fuck you, Betty." "You got to grab the brass ring." "Well, now it's my turn." "William:" "Our process hasn't changed since you had your daughter, Mrs. Tillingsworth." "We'll schedule regular capping sessions." "Diane:" "And will... will the procedure last as long as before?" "All those hours lying still?" "Virginia:" "Some women trying for a second child actually look forward to it." "They say it's the only rest they get." "Diane:" "What if I go home immediately after the capping and do my bed rest there?" "William:" "You had such a good outcome the first time around." "Why would you want to tamper with success?" "Diane:" "Earl got me a new car." "And I..." "I don't feel comfortable leaving it parked on the street, not for hours on end." "Not in this neighborhood." "William:" "I park downstairs without giving it a thought." "Diane:" "My car is an Eldorado." "William:" "Mrs. Johnson's car is also a..." "Virginia:" "Ford." "But it is a very lovely shade of capri blue." "Diane:" "Y... you don't expect to be here permanently." "Do you, Doctor?" "William:" "Buell Green is a fine hospital, Mrs. Tillingsworth." "Do you imagine I would be here otherwise?" "That I would be satisfied offering my patients anything less than the care they've come to expect?" "Diane:" "No." "Of course not." "My car has leather seats." "Virginia:" "You also have a healthy, beautiful baby girl... who deserves a sibling." "William:" "Now, which one of those two problems would you like to focus on?" "Libby:" "Your young man paid me a visit today." "[Clears throat]" "Coral:" "I..." "I'm sorry, ma'am." "Robert?" "Libby:" "Coral, I'm older than you, and I know a thing or two about the world." "And... well... why don't you sit down a moment?" "Now..." "I know you have no mother to guide you, so I'm just gonna tell you this directly." "I'm worried about you being with this boy." "He came here to... well, essentially, to threaten me." "Now, I'm not gonna call the police." "I'm..." "I'm not even sure I'm gonna tell Dr. Masters." "But I will tell you." "I think Robert is very angry." "He's trying to hide it, but it's very obvious to me." "I could feel it." "So, under the circumstances," "I think it's best if you put some distance between you and Robert." "Just ease him out gently." "Perhaps start seeing a little less of him." "Coral:" "We live together." "And..." "I should leave him." "I certainly should." "Like you say, he is a rough customer..." "Robert." "And he does have a temper." "That's no doubt." "And sometimes we fight." "But then... when it's late, and it's just the two of us... alone in our bed, well... all the bad stuff just goes away." "And he's... he's real soft... with his hands and his lips." "The way he touches me... his breath in my ear." "Ooh." "Well..." "I'm sure you can understand how hard that is to leave, you being a woman of the world." "But I will think about what you said." "And once I'm finished making Dr. Masters' bed, should I make yours, too?" "William:" "We've gone through the first run of fliers already?" "Virginia:" "The first ones have all been taken." "Unfortunately, to the dump." "Just south of the city." "A man watched me as I put one up." "I could tell that he didn't approve, and, apparently, he took matters into his own hands..." "To save the world from our immoral ways." "William:" "What man?" "I'll talk to Hendricks." "He guaranteed me that the study wouldn't be interfered with." "Virginia:" "A delivery man." "And he had this scowl on his face... very much like the scowl we've seen on some of our patients since we've landed here." "I honestly think that it's going to take some effort to get willing subjects back into the study." "William:" "Well, we may lose some of our regulars 'cause they don't want to make the drive to this neighborhood." "Virginia:" "Which means... most of our study will be made up of negro subjects." "William:" "As one would expect at a negro hospital." "Virginia:" "Which begs the question... if our study subjects are primarily colored, do we include their data in with everybody else's?" "William:" "As opposed to what?" "Separating our subjects by race?" "Virginia:" "We've never included negro subjects before." "William:" "We've never excluded them, either." "They simply had no exposure to our recruitment efforts at a white hospital." "But now that we're here..." "Virginia:" "I'm just asking if there's any value in separating them out, from a research point of view." "And looking at them apart from Caucasian data." "William:" "You do realize they have the same physiology, don't you?" "The difference is merely melanin... skin pigment." "Would you make the argument that our brown-eyed subjects are sexually distinct from our blue-eyed ones?" "Virginia:" "No, but in this case, people think there's a difference," " sexually speaking." " [Telephone ringing]" "True or not," "I'm simply wondering if it's worth our consideration." "Dr. Masters' office." "Yes, Mrs. Kenworthy." "Oh, that's fine." "We can..." "All right." "Thank you." "Mrs. Kenworthy just canceled her appointment." "William:" "When does she want to reschedule?" "Virginia:" "She doesn't." "[Crickets chirping]" "Libby:" "Some people use sex as a way to make up." "Have you found that to be true?" "William:" "Uh, I'm..." "I'm not sure I have, uh, found it." "Libby:" "Don't you think there's something healthy about that?" "William:" "Healthy?" "In the sense of... ?" "Libby:" "Well, a good way for a couple to iron out their differences." "I mean, it's not something that we do, but maybe we should." "William:" "I'm not angry with you." "Libby:" "Well, you know what they say... love and hate are two sides of the same coin." "William:" "Have you been talking to someone?" "Libby:" "What is that supposed to mean?" "That I just stay at home and live this sheltered life?" "I know about the world." "I see things and I hear things." "William:" "So, are you angry with me?" "Libby:" "Yes." "I am." "A little." "And in the interest of marital health," "I think we should patch things up." "William: [Moaning]" "What's the matter?" "Should I... slow down?" "Libby:" "It happened already." "I was just very quiet." "The baby." "William:" "Yeah." "[Breathing heavily]" "[Birds chirping]" "Lillian:" "I called a taxi." "I assumed you weren't coming." "Virginia:" "Because I'm the type of person who skips out on a cancer patient." "Get in." "Libby:" "From now on, please don't worry about this room." "I'll take care of it." "Coral:" "Yes, ma'am." "[Door opens]" "[Vacuum cleaner running]" "Gene:" "Betty, I'm..." "Betty!" "Betty:" "What?" "!" "Gene:" "What are... ?" "[Vacuum cleaner stops]" "For cripessake, what are you doing?" "Betty:" "Vacuuming." "Gene: [Chuckling] Vacuuming." "All the time I've known you," "I've never even seen you in the same room with a vacuum, let alone pushing one around." "Betty:" "I have, too, vacuumed." "Gene:" "That vacuum has two inches of dust on it." "That's how much vacuuming you've done." "Betty:" "Well, I'm burning off, you know... ohh... anxiety 'cause of what I didn't tell you about Helen." "Gene:" "Uh-huh." "Betty:" "The truth is she's, uh... ooh." "She's not so good at bathing'." "Gene:" "Ah." "Betty:" "Sponge bath every couple weeks, maybe, and, uh, come summer, she's like French cheese." "Gene:" "Well, you know what, I didn't notice anything." "Betty:" "Well, well, Al will notice." "You know how vain he is about his women." "Gene:" "A... a... and you know the story of, uh, Napoleon and Josephine." "The more she stank, the more he loved her." "Let's just let Al and Helen work it out." "Betty:" "Well, i... it's just... it's like... it's like the smell reflects what's, you know, inside." "Like, she's rotten... as a person." "Gene:" "I thought she was a friend of yours." "Betty:" "What does that word even mean anymore?" "Plus, I got a conscience, Gene." "And I can't sit by and watch Helen get her hooks into Al." "Gene:" "Hooks?" "Helen?" "Betty:" "Oh, oh, hooves." "Hooves, more like it, because she also has a gambling problem." "Spends 90% of her time at the track." "Gene:" "Okay, what..." "Betty:" "Every vendor at the track knows her by name..." ""Hel" this, "Hel" that." "I mean, the "hell" part's right, which accounts for her constant scheming... always trying to find the next pair of deep pockets to pay for her, you know... her sickness." "Gene: [Sighs]" "Betty, Al loves the track." "Al has deep pockets." "Sounds like a match made in heaven." "[Smooches]" "Betty: [Sighs]" "[Door closes]" "William:" "It's a high compliment when patients of mine refer their daughters." "Penelope:" "Although my mother actually saw you at Memorial." "William:" "The quality of care will be no different here at Buell Green." "And Mrs. Johnson will start, uh, by taking a fertility history." "Virginia:" "It won't take long." "William:" "Then we'll... do a brief, uh, physical work-up." "We'll draw some blood." "[Indistinct shouting in distance]" "Virginia:" "We can do that before or after the physical exam." " [Clatter]" " Whichever is..." "Fanny:" "Jessie, stop it!" "Mitch:" "Say you're sorry!" "William:" "Could you excuse us a moment?" "[Shouting continues]" "Mitch:" "Say you're sorry!" "Jessie:" "Get the hell off!" "Mitch:" "Apologize right now!" "Apologize to her!" "Tell her you're sorry!" " Fanny:" "Get your hands off him!" " William:" "Mr. McCaffrey!" "Please!" "Mr. McCaffrey, let him go!" "Mitch:" "He leaned over to get something out of her purse." "William:" "Virginia, call the security guard!" "Now, Mr. McCaffrey, let him go now!" "Mitch:" "Not before he apologizes to my wife!" "Jessie:" "For what?" "!" "Being in the same room with her?" "!" "For sitting in a chair?" "!" "You son of a bitch!" "William:" "Gentlemen, that is enough!" "Jessie:" "Maybe you need some reminding whose neighborhood you wandered into." "Mitch:" "Oh, you can have this barnyard, nigger." "William:" "Gentlemen!" "[Women scream]" "[People murmuring]" "William:" "As soon as I walked into the waiting room," "I remembered him." "Back in Maternity, he was the husband who wanted to be in the delivery room with his wife." "The same husband who held her hand and... and wept when we handed him his firstborn." "And then today at Buell Green... he was like a... a neanderthal." "Libby:" "There must be something in the air because" "I, too, uh, had a similar experience recently." "William:" "What do you mean?" "Libby:" "Uh..." "A large colored man banged on our front door and told me, in no uncertain terms, that he didn't like how I was treating Coral." " William:" "A large colored..." " Libby:" "Coral's boyfriend..." " as it turns out." " William:" "What, he was coming here to see her?" "Libby:" "No, uh, us." "Me." "You know what, if he doesn't like Coral working for a living, he should take it up with her, don't you think?" "Not come here and make threats." "William:" "What?" "Threats?" "What did he say exactly?" "Libby:" "It's... it's more how he said it." "It's even possible that Coral's lying about us." "First of all, I didn't force her head under the faucet." "William:" "S... so, what did you do?" "Libby:" "I washed her hair because she refused to do it herself." "William:" "I told you, the lice were not coming from her." "Libby:" "You said it was unlikely, Bill, and, frankly, you don't know everything." "William:" "But did you... force her head?" "Libby:" "No, I didn't force anything!" "That is not what happened." "Why are you taking her side in this, and his?" "Why don't you ever take my side?" "I'm standing up for you." "William:" "I didn't do anything wrong." "Libby..." "You need to apologize." "If someone had done that to you," "I wouldn't just stand on their doorstep in your defense." "Their face would look like mine." "I'd make damn sure of it." "I..." "I think you got off lightly with that young man." "Al:" "The casing we use is made out of bone and tendon." "Some people use wood pulp, but not us." "Not a chance." "Helen:" "I always thought wood pulp was the industry standard." "Gene:" "Like a house on fire, these two." "Betty:" "Mm." "Can I have a little more wine, please?" "Al:" "You know, it's..." "it's a family business, but funnily enough, it's not my family." "I..." "I bought it." "Helen:" "I love how passionate you are about pepperoni." "Al:" "Huh." "I also like dessert, and you smell just like my mom's vanilla pudding." "Helen:" "Well, I heard you're a low-down Yankee liar." "Gene: [Chuckles]" "Al:" "Oh, that's good." "That's a good one." " Gene:" "Uh..." " Al:" "Um..." "Jimmy Stewart." " Helen:" "No." " Gene:" "Gary Cooper." " Betty:" "No, Alan Ladd." " Gene:" "Bingo." " Helen:" "In "Shane."" " Al:" "Of course!" "Helen:" "The scent is Cingerie." "It's my mother's." "She always wore it." "Now I wear it." "A little bit on the wrists." "A little bit behind the ears, and a couple of drops in the bathtub." "Gene:" "In the bathtub." "Al:" "If we can leave Alan Ladd out of it, how about I just put you in my pocket?" "Helen:" "I would like that, though I bet I wouldn't fit." "Gene:" "Oh, now, Helen." "Helen." "No betting, now." "Al:" "No, listen." "With me, it's not even gambling 'cause I've worked out a very scientific system, and I'd be happy to show it to you." "Maybe help you minimize your losses a little." "Helen:" "Did Betty tell you my secret?" " Betty!" " Al:" "Yes, but I don't judge." "Not for a minute." "Helen:" "Well, I suppose" "I've spent a little too much time on the riverboats." "Gene:" "Yeah, well... [chuckles]" "Betty:" "Plus your afternoons at the track." "Helen:" "Yes, there's the horses, as well." "Gene:" "Well, who doesn't, right?" "Right?" "[Chuckles]" "Helen:" "Did Betty ever tell you about the time" "I heard there was a horse running in the Kentucky derby named Beautiful Betty?" "Gene:" "Ah." "Helen:" "The odds were 13 to 1 against." "I spent my last two bucks on that horse." "Gave the ticket to Betty." "She was... feeling blue about something, and I told her," ""whenever you feel like the world is against you, you... you look at that ticket and know that no matter what the odds are, someone's betting' on ya."" "Gene:" "Ha." "Isn't that nice?" "Betty: [Sighing] Yeah." "Al:" "Did the horse win?" "Betty:" "Ah, this story ends in tragedy." "Helen:" "The horse broke a leg." "Gene:" "See, I can't hear that." "Betty:" "I... it is true." "Al:" "Wow." " Helen:" "They had to shoot her." " Gene:" "Wow." "Betty: [Laughs]" "Al:" "It does happen." "[Betty and Helen laugh]" "Betty:" "Hmm." "I'll say." "[Both laughing]" "Gene: [Laughs]" "[Laughter continues]" "Gene:" "I..." "I..." "I..." "I guess you know how to pick 'em." "Betty:" "I'm sorry." "I'm..." "[Laughter continues]" "Al:" "This is... this is where my system would come in handy." "Betty: [Coughs]" " Um, I need to powder." " Gene:" "Oh." "Ohh, that's rich." "Betty:" "You can't do that." "Helen:" "I just did." "[Door opens]" "[Indistinct P.A. announcement]" "Cyril:" "After the dust-up yesterday," "I thought it would be best if we kept our patients away from each other, unless you're going for stitches next time, Doctor." "William:" "I don't think this is the right solution." "Nurse:" "Good morning." "Obstetrics." "Uh, Mrs. Johnson, it seems someone's trying to track you down." "Virginia:" "Hello?" "[Engine turns over]" "Lillian, what happened?" "Lillian:" "They must have told you on the phone." "Virginia:" "They didn't." "They just said some kind of an accident." "Lillian:" "Apparently, some 10-year-old wandered into the ladies' room and found me passed out on the floor." " Virginia:" "Was it a seizure?" " Lillian:" "How would I know?" "One minute, I'm trying to thread the ribbon through my typewriter, and the next, I'm flat on the bathroom tile with this child screaming over me." "She thought I was dead." "They would only release me to a responsible party." "I didn't know who else to call." "Virginia: [Sighs]" "Lillian, let's get you inside." "Lillian:" "No, just..." "Can we sit?" "Virginia:" "Okay." "[Birds chirping]" "Lillian:" "I'm never going back to that hospital." "As a patient, maybe, but never again as a doctor." "I'm done there." "Virginia:" "They said that?" "Lillian:" "I don't want to wait for them to tell me." "It would be irresponsible to stay on." "Something different every day." "Garbled word, forgotten diagnosis, 10 minutes I can't account for." "Virginia:" "You have good stretches." "You were very articulate the other day when you were expressing your extreme disappointment in me." "Lillian:" "Was I?" "Did I apologize?" "Good." "Virginia: [Chuckles]" "Lillian:" "I am scared, though, for what's ahead." "Which means I can't... really afford to be upset with you now, can I?" "Libby:" "I'd like to speak to you." "Robert:" "Yes, ma'am." "Libby:" "I understand that when you came to my door the other day, you did it out of concern for Coral and not necessarily as a threat to me." "So I thought about it, and, yes," "I may have overreacted when I washed Coral's hair." "I just had a baby, and when you have a baby, even minor incidents can feel blown out of proportion." "It's in all the books." "My point is I shouldn't have done that to Coral, and I'm sorry." "[Dog barks in distance]" "Common courtesy dictates that the proper response to an apology is to get out of the car and accept it." "Robert:" "I think the person you ought to be apologizing to is Coral." "Libby:" "Coral is a different matter." "Coral deliberately disobeyed me." "Robert:" "Pay attention now, Coral, 'cause this here is a good lesson of white people's inability to take responsibility for they actions" " and do the right thing." " Libby:" "Did you say "white people"?" "Robert:" "Get in the car, Coral." "We're leaving." "[Engine turns over]" "Libby:" "You should know my husband works in the negro hospital!" "Charles:" "See Dr. McAlpin down in ophthalmology." "He's the best in the city and can make sure there's been no damage to your vision." "William:" "Well, clearly, my..." "Vision was impaired to begin with not to see this coming." "I fear I may have misjudged how my patients would handle the transition to a... new hospital." "Virginia:" "We were as surprised as you by the fight in the waiting room." "William:" "The truth is our patients are reluctant to make appointments." "Some of them have, uh, had issues with the neighborhood." "Others had misgivings about the mix of patients." "It seems inevitable that we're..." " we're gonna lose a few." " Charles:" "Inevitable?" "You're just resigned to that?" "William:" "Oh, it doesn't mean they won't return in time, but it may take them becoming unhappy with the care that someone else provides for them to come back to me." "Charles:" "And you're prepared to wait it out?" "William:" "In the meantime, we can serve the patients already here, and we have the study to focus on." "Virginia:" "As long as we can keep your delivery men away from our fliers." "Charles:" "I have to say I'm..." "I'm disappointed." "William:" "Well, I'm not sure what the alternative is." "Charles:" "You ever watch how people get into a cold lake?" "They're the ones that go very slowly... inch by inch." "They even rise up on their tiptoes to stave off the cold." "And then there are the ones that take the plunge, get it over with, trust that they'll adjust to the cold once it's enveloped them." "If I had time to slowly change people's minds about segregation," "I would have brought in some young, unassuming white resident, let the patients slowly get used to him, and then I would have hired another one and another one." "But there's too much I want to accomplish at this hospital to take my time doing it, which is why I hired you... you with your dedicated exam room, with your essential assistant, your sex study." "You were the cold lake, and I jumped in with both feet." "William:" "And I thank you for that." "Charles:" "I knew exactly what I was getting... a man who showed a roomful of doctors what the inside of a woman climaxing looked like and had his hat handed to him because of it." "You didn't just ease people out of ignorance." "You exposed them to the truth." "You said, "this is going to be uncomfortable, but it's important, and it's going to open your eyes forever."" "You and I... we don't look the same, but we are the same." "We are not men who wait." "You need to make a case for yourself." "You need to call every patient you ever had and say," ""this is where you need to be with me, at this hospital."" "That's how you move your practice forward." "That's how I move this hospital forward." "That's how we move history forward." "William:" "I'm afraid history may be outside my purview." "Charles:" "You know that's not true." "You wouldn't be doing this study of yours if that were the case." "[Breathes deeply]" "Last year," "Martin Luther King Jr. stood less than a mile from here and said," ""St. Louis is a city that's moving forward, embracing its future, not standing in its way."" "This hospital will be integrated." "Now, are you willing to help me do that?" "William:" "We each choose our own battles, Charles." "Wooing patients is" " it's not my gift." " Charles:" "Come on, Bill." "William:" "It's really more like Virginia's." "Charles:" "Well, then, Mrs. Johnson, you've got your work cut out for you." "Virginia:" "I suppose I do." "Charles:" "Hmm." "Virginia:" "Did you say that just to appease him?" "William:" "About you?" "No, I said it because it's true." "There are things that... you are... better at than I." "Just as there are things that I'm better at, of course." "Virginia:" "Of course." "At this rate, I expect to see you in the front row at Dr. King's next rally." "William:" "Be serious, Virginia." "That's not my fight." "But if, in helping ourselves, we can also help Dr. Hendricks, well, I see nothing wrong with that."

"(man) Kill everyone." "Everyone." "That's what he taught me." "No time for doubts, no time for hesitation, no time for feelings, no time for friends, no time for family." "The only way you can make sure you won't be betrayed, is to kill everyone around you." ""Everyone must die," he said." ""Everyone."" "So, you know, that story you heard about me, it's a true story." "Got it." "Let's talk about my business." "I have two associates." "They just got indicted." "They end up serving high time." "These two ratas are gonna give my ass up." "I could take care of these two pinche cabrones myself." "But they got the block on them 24/7." "Because your fucking DA has a hard on for me." "He's your boy, huh?" "You lean on him." "Make this indictment go away." "No." "What?" "No." "I am done calling in favors to keep certain animals out of the joint." "You run a fucked up operation, Ernesto." "Me?" "Uh-uh." "You deal with this now." "[chuckles]" "I'm not fucking asking you, old man." "You are not taking care of business, pendejo." "You know what's a pendejo, right?" "It's a pubic hair." "Now, I don't have to listen to a fucking thing you say." "Because if I want to, I will drag this fucking DA out of his house, put him on his fucking front lawn and I will cut his huevos off." "Watch your step, Ernie." "You're crossing the line." "Fuck the line!" "What are you gonna do, old man?" "Raina." "My, my God!" "Raina." "I love you." "[echoes]" "I love you." "Go, guys." "Let's move this thing out." "I told you he's not going anywhere without me." "Let him go." "Go, go." "Go, go!" "[siren wailing]" "This is Debra Moran reporting live from a private men's health club" "In downtown Los Angeles." "LAPD believe that tonight's murders of two crime bosses are part of an ongoing power struggle between a Greek crime syndicate and a Mexican drug cartel." "What's up?" "Let's hope this isn't the start of World War III." "Is my girl in there?" "Do you know him?" "Ernesto Jimenez." "MS 13." "This is fucking Bentley outside." "DA just came down hard on him and his whole crew." "And the second vic, the one they wheeled out of here?" "Virgil Vadalos, the Greek." "Gutted like a fish." "They say he died in the ambulance." "Those two." "Can you believe it?" "Check this out." "Looks like they had a lady with them." "The perp was a female." "I'll wait to hear from the lab, but I don't think so." "Erni was a spinal decapitation." "The knife went all the way to the bone." "It will have to be one pretty strong female." "Thank you." "Thank you." "[English accent] And a carton of Malboros." "ID, please." "Just give me my fags, for fuck's sake." "I need to see and ID." "How do you like if people fucking ask for your papers, Osama?" "Huh?" "Look, I ask for an ID because you look like 12 years old." "Really?" "Twelve you say?" "How do these look for a 12-year old?" "Yeah?" "I think you better leave now." "Get the fuck out of my store." "Right now!" "Get out!" "All right." "[groans]" "Try and touch my tits again, you fucking fagot." "[groans] [rock music]" "Hey!" "Get in the car." "Tried to touch my tits." "The last thing we need is the heat coming down on us right now." "Yeah?" "Who is it we were looking for, Papa?" "Why do you gotta bust my balls?" "You're such a little cunt." "Yeah?" "Well, I'm your little cunt." "[laughs]" "You fucking piece of ass." "God help me." "What are you doing?" "I'm changing." "What?" "That silly cunt called me 12." "Oh, for Christ's sake." "[car horn honks]" "Hey, detective." "Remember me?" "You look good." "I know." "I guess London was a good move for you then." "Yeah." "Yeah, it was." "A little souvenir I picked up in Heathrow." "Is that you?" "Hemi?" "Yeah." "Nice." "Listen." "About Virgil, what can I say?" "How's Sylvia taken it?" "The kids, I mean?" "The whole thing was very upsetting for them." "For all of us." "Listen, detective, you need to come by the house." "I will." "I mean now." "I'm on the job." "Detective, you need to come by the house." "That's why I'm here." "To drive you there." "You can either come with me, or you can follow me." "Woo-hoo!" "What took you?" "Told ya I should've driven." "You fucking pussy." "Shut up and wait in the car." "What are you talking about?" "I'm going with ya." "No, you're not." "You said you sorted this out." "Shut up and stay in the fucking car." "Fuck sake." "She seems like a nice kid." "Fuck you, too." "Come on." "Stay here." "What?" "Just go." "Jesus Christ." "No, no." "He took three days." "I beat his record." "Ouzo?" "No, thanks." "My lifestyle." "That's what saved my life." "If I were 100-pound weakling, I'd be dead." "I saw it coming." "She's a fucking bloodsucker." "This is who I want you to find." "Her name is, uh, Raina Mavias." "Russian." "In country Illegally." "I set her up real good." "She was living with this "has been" Hollywood producer." "All strung-out doing tricks." "I don't want you to share this information." "Not with the cops." "I don't give a shit about your investigation." "I want you to find her." "Not the Police." "What are you talking about?" "As far as the Police are concerned, I saw nothing." "You go find her and bring her to me directly." "This is a murder case, not a speeding ticket." "I can't do that." "You can and you will." "I can't do this." "Let me ask you something." "You still getting those postcards from your brother?" "You know, I remember when your brother got in trouble." "He seemed to make a lot of enemies, didn't he?" "He's looked after real well." "Why are you going through all this?" "I don't need a reason." "And neither do you." "Fucking shit." "[rock music]" "Ah!" "Hey." "Hi." "Hey, tio." "You know my cousin Alex, don't you?" "Hi, Detective Beck." "Long time no see." "How is the LAPD treating you?" "Great." "Why does he got that monkey handling this thing?" "He knows he won't hurt her." "Like I would." "[chuckles]" "What?" "Am I missing something here?" "Virgil say something to you?" "Look, isn't that sweet?" "The pit bull." "Got himself a little pit bull." "Hey, you wanna go for a walk, poochy?" "[chuckles]" "Oh, the Greek way, huh?" "Listen to me." "The only reason you got this job is because I went away." "You remember that." "Is that right?" "Yeah, that's right." "Then it's good for me you went away, huh?" "You take it easy." "You're going to, you're going to hurt yourself." "Hey, Lee, you know it's Illegal to keep your dog in the car like that with the windows rolled up." "She might get heat exhaustion." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you, too, poochy." "Careful." "Fuck you." "Listen to me, you little cocksucker." "You owe me money, you got it?" "Pay me today or die." "You understand?" "[cell phone rings]" "I made the driver's license for her." "When?" "Uh, about, uh, six months." "Maybe a year ago." "The guy paid for it." "What did he look like?" "I don't know." "I try to forget the people who come in here." "Tough guy?" "White hair?" "Normal!" "Hey, Mo." "Listen, man." "This motherfucker put my uncle in jail." "I recognized him." "My, uh, my employee tells me, uh," "you send the Feds to his cousin in the restaurant." "They sent him to prison." "Who the girl come in here with?" "Frank Sinatra." "Okay." "One, I'm a cop." "Two, I have a gun on me." "I got you and take for three fucker years buying and selling." "Now, get out!" "Fucking stupid, Mo." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Hey." "Hey, what's up?" "Yeah?" "Can you hook me up?" "Can I hook you up?" "Yeah?" "You wanna party?" "Oh, yeah?" "Can we go somewhere private?" "Sure." "I know a place really private." "I'm so fucked up." "Oh." "I can hear your heart beat." "Yeah?" "You have a tattoo." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, I love tattoos." "Yeah?" "You wanna see more of them?" "Can I make one?" "Can I make it right here?" "[chuckles]" "Don't take this the wrong way, but you're pretty hot for a crack whore." "Wait a minute." "I think..." "I think I know you." "Maybe you remember someone who looks like me." "[grunts] [groans]" "[groans]" "You were right." "Suspect's a woman." "The surveillance video from the bath house got a glimpse of her leaving." "Didn't get a clear shot of her face though." "The bride of Dracula." "All right." "Get these to Jay." "See if he can enhance them." "And then, uh, get them on the wire." "I am so glad you're here, 'cause I never would've thought of that." "What's this guy's story?" "Priors up the ass." "Possession with intent, assault, armed robbery." "Guy runs with a bunch of clowns called Nazis for Jesus." "That's nice." "This ain't about that airport thing, is it?" "I told you." "I already looked into that." "I checked it up personally." "There's nothing to it." "Something." "Something poisoned her against me." "Listen, maybe there is no big mystery to this." "A woman like that." "She was brought up with nothing, watching her family live like rats over there." "That shit gets inside of you and never leaves, and never gonna be normal." "Never!" "No, no." "Mh-mh." "I saw her eyes that night." "Mh-mh." "It wasn't greed." "I know greed." "I used to see it in the mirror every day." "I see it now when I look at you." "No." "It wasn't greed." "It was hate." "Pure and simple." "[cell phone rings]" "Yeah." "(Lee) We got trouble." "I'm at the warehouse." "Bring Virgil." "It's Lee." "We have to go." "Wooh!" "Go on." "Mac, hit him harder!" "Hit him like you're fucking mad." "Give it to him." "One more." "[laughs]" "Don't quit on me..." "We've only just started." "Danny Boy, you can take a beating." "I give you that." "It's 'cause I got nothing to tell you, Lee." "Come on, think about it." "Do you think I could take all this if I didn't have something to give you?" "I got no idea where that money is, man." "Come on." "You gotta start looking a little closer to home." "I hope you're wrong." "But I'll find out sooner or later." "The problem for you is that you're the sooner." "[turns on tool]" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Lee, don't." "Lee, look at me." "Look at me!" "Give me that." "I don't have it." "I don't have it." "I don't know where it is." "Lee." "Lee, listen." "Look, babe." "Bloke's a romantic." "Look at his tattoo." "No." "Hey, hey, look at me." "Look at me." "Hey." "You don't have to do that." "Look at me." "Hey, hey." "You don't have to, you don't have to do it." "Look at me." "Hey." "No, no, no, no, no no no." "[screams] No!" "[speaks in Greek]" "Virgil!" "Get this crazy freak out of here." "He's out of his fucking mind!" "[groans]" "Shit." "[groans]" "Virgil." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "What?" "Animals." "Sh." "Get that psychotic Cockney bitch out of here now." "Whatever." "Get out." "Lee..." "Get out now!" "You fucking psycho." "[coughs]" "The money's gone." "$2 million worth." "Who knew we had cash here?" "You and Gus." "And him!" "And what's left of this fuck." "Uh, I..." "And you?" "Yeah, and me." "He admit to it?" "No." "No." "But I never trusted this fuck." "No." "Let me ask you something, Lee." "Why did Danny Boy stick around?" "Why didn't he just run?" "The fuck do I now!" "He's a fucking moron!" "Let him talk." "Get this crazy fuck off me." "He'll kill me." "Danny Boy." "Danny Boy." "He, look, you gotta believe me, Virgil." "I would never, never." "I did not touch the money." "I swear." "Who did then?" "That sick cocksucker." "He's been talking shit ever since he got back." "Says nobody gives him any respect." "You lying, piece of shit!" "I'll cut your head!" "Lee!" "I came down here looking for out-of-state tags." "The fucking safe was cleared out." "It was him." "It was him and that crazy Russian whore." "The one who cut you." "They set you up." "He's been trying to nail her ever since." "Say that again." "That crazy whore, Raina." "She probably sucked his cock." "Shut up!" "He told her the money was here." "That's what fucking..." "I swore I would not do this again." "Give me the gun." "I'll take care of it." "Fuck are you looking at?" "Garbage." "[groans]" "Raina?" "Hello, Nancy." "Oh, my God." "[whispers] You look so different." "Look at you." "Can I touch it?" "Yeah." "[whispers] It's amazing." "Don't you think you should just disappear somewhere?" "I mean..." "Isn't this enough?" "How much is enough, Nancy?" "I really didn't mean it that way." "I just..." "I just worry about you." "I don't want anything to happen to you." "Raina, no." "If you didn't come to me, I would've never found out about it." "They all have to pay." "But not to me." "This money is from me." "It doesn't matter where I got it." "You won't see me after today." "Raina." "You are my sister now." "And you are going to be a beautiful mother." "(detective) Still looking on the black widow." "But we can establish direct links between two of the victims." "Yeah." "Krieger the Nazi, he was busted six years ago for selling roids for Ernesto Jimenez." "I'll look into that." "Don't worry about it." "You know, it's funny." "Somehow I thought that Vadalos' name would be tied into all of this." "But still nothing." "Yeah, that is funny." "So." "What the fuck did you do to your wrist?" "You're the only boss and knows what he's doing around here." "And you let Virgil treat you like you're fucking scum." "It's how it is." "I've been away for a while." "I gotta work my way back." "You really think he's gonna let you work your way back?" "He thinks you took that money, Lee." "He doesn't even trust you." "[cell phone rings]" "Yeah." "It's done." "No." "Nobody's ever gonna find him." "All right." "I'm on my way." "No." "No, she's dropping me off." "Dropping me off?" "Like I was a little fucking lap dog?" "I'm not going fucking anywhere." "You think you're better than me?" "Do you?" "You forget what you were doing when I first met you?" "Fuck you for throwing it at my face." "I do what I have to do to survive, because assholes like you have been fucking me since I was 9 years old." "And you enjoyed every minute of it." "Fucking..." "I'm sorry." "That was a stupid thing to say." "[whispers] I'm sorry." "So, you're saying we were contacted by aliens?" "Yes." "Can we get the fuck out of here now?" "No, it just started." "I have a stronger will." "I don't care how many of them I have to kill in order to stay alive." "(woman) How many of us are left?" "What the fuck?" "I'm so, so sorry." "What is your problem?" "I can clean this up." "Don't touch me!" "You better no." "You stay there." "Do you want some Kleenex?" "You fuck." "Get the fuck out of my way, okay?" "I'm going to the fucking ladies' room." "I have some napkins if she likes." "You're a fucking cunt." "(man) You're gonna be out there on your own making life and death decisions." "You have carte blanch to kill when you think it's necessary." "Seems you and I have come full circle." "I don't believe in coincidence, do you?" "It's all predestined everything." "You were the one in charge hunting me." "Eliminating me and my kind." "Don't mess with the Russians." "I cannot wait to see the look on your face when you realize what you've done to your family." "I figured it out yesterday." "How to survive here." "This absolutely hink of a planet." "Listen to me." "I'm trying to save your life." "Do you understand?" "Wait five minutes before you turn around, and don't even think about going back into that theater." "Do you understand?" "Just nod your head." "Give me your hand." "Take a long vacation, and make some new friends." "[sobs]" "Nice tattoo." "[yells]" "[applause]" "[speaks in Japanese]" "I didn't touch that money." "And I've nothing to do with that girlfriend of yours." "So, if she knew about it and where it was," "I don't know." "But it wasn't me." "You know, I asked you if you took it." "No, I'm just thinking out..." "Now you're going on about it." "Maybe I'm wrong." "I..." "I, maybe I should just ask you flat-out." "The answer's no." "Oh." "[chuckles]" "Why are you so fucking paranoid, Lee, huh?" "I don't see Raina." "What are you doing here?" "You rather have this conversation on a cell?" "Your girl's not making it easy to keep the cops off track." "She's been cutting up her ex-boyfriends." "Those scumbags were known accomplices who pulled out jobs together." "So she's doing the cops a favor." "They were connected." "Do you wanna tell me now before my captain does how these guys are tied to you?" "Uh-uh." "They have no ties to me." "They're garbage." "Well, she cut you up the same as them." "So, in her eyes you're no different." "[Latin music]" "How are you?" "Wow!" "Now we can party, right?" "Mr. Molinas." "All right." "C'mon, show me." "Right this way." "Chef's been waiting for you." "Okay." "What do we got?" "Don't worry." "The best for you." "So, what's best?" "We got beef, some nuggies." "Me gusta." "How's business?" "(man) My business is none of your business." "Right this way." "See?" "Best table on the house." "So, Mr. Molinas, a bottle of champagne on the house." "A bottle of champagne on the house?" "How about two bottles of champagne on the house?" "The money I spend here." "[laughs]" "Hey, I got a joke." "[speaks in Spanish]" "[speaks in Spanish]" "Vadalos." "[all speak in Spanish]" "Put your hands away." "You want them cut off?" "Hey." "Vadalos." "What's up, man?" "[speaks in Spanish]" "Why don't you show some respect?" "We're having dinner." "I can see that." "You're sitting here having dinner." "My boy Ernesto is in a fucking slab." "Crazy shit, huh?" "Yeah." "Ernesto." "He was a real hermano." "But I sent something very special to his wife and kids." "I-I should've delivered it personally but, as you know, um," "I'm suffering from injuries myself." "You and I both know that you took out Ernesto." "But don't ever think you're gonna fucking get away with it." "You cocksucker!" "[jumbled voices]" "It's okay, it's okay." "It's okay." "Let's go." "(Lee) Go and get the fuck outta here." "[speaks in Spanish] [jumbled voices]" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Get the fuck outta here, you pussies." "We'll be back." "[speaking in Spanish]" "Time to go." "Listen, those clowns puff up like that." "They're coming back." "Look, don't be so stubborn." "I get the car." "[people shouting]" "Where's the fucking car?" "Let's go." "Lee." "Get it here, Alex." "Get in." "Get in." "The shotgun, Virgil." "Gimme that shotgun." "(Vadalos) What are you doing?" "(Alex) Lee." "Hold on." "Lee!" "Lee!" "Hector!" "Argh!" "C'mon." "C'mon!" "C'mon." "C'mon." "Go." "Go!" "[tires screech]" "You got something on you mind, Lee?" "Yeah." "You're not up to this!" "Fuck you, cowboy!" "This guy should be picking out uniforms for cocktail waitresses." "Not running an operation during a time of war!" "Listen to him." ""Time of war."" "Mr. John Wayne fucking cowboy!" "Hey, when all the guns are pointing in our direction, that's a fucking war!" "The guns are pointed at me." "Same thing!" "No, not this time." "What is wrong with you?" "We got kids upstairs trying to sleep." "Okay." "Everybody out." "Hello." "It's beautiful." "I love you." "I love you." "[sighs]" "Are you ashamed of me?" "There's lot more important things in life than who's fucking who." "Oh, Sylvia." "It's not..." "Not important?" "No." "It's not." "But my family is." "I knew what you were when I met you." "All I asked for was your last name." "And you gave it to me." "I have everything." "Yeah." "So do I." "So do you." "So do you." "So do you." "So do you." "So do you." "So do you." "I hate you." "[sobbing] Of course you have everything." "Everything." "I am nothing." "[sobs] I'm sorry." "No." "No." "I knew what you had to do to get us here." "I'm not an idiot." "Something happened to you." "I could justify that to myself." "To the kids." "You did it for us, right?" "But if I lose you because of this," "how do I justify that to myself?" "How do I tell the kids what happened to their father?" "But this, yes, I would be ashamed of you." "What?" "Give it to me." "I won't give it to you." "Give it to me or I will break your little fingers." "[sobs] No, you won't." "Oh." "I love you." "I love you, baby." "(guy) Hey." "Oh, God, it's so cold out here." "Hey, you!" "Look at me!" "Hey." "If I looked like her, I'd had no problem finding a place to crash." "Try the Four Seasons." "[chuckles]" "You wanna cry over your ex-girlfriend all night?" "You wanna let us take care of you, hm?" "[chuckles]" "Don't move, cocksucker." "You kidding me?" "Shut up, pussy." "You lucky I don't kill ya after listening to all that wining." "Get your fucking hands off me." "Oh, shit!" "He's a cop!" "[shouts]" "Okay." "Okay, okay, enough, enough." "I know that bitch." "I think you broke my fucking nose." "I've seen her once." "She's with this guy." "Who?" "What's his fucking name?" "I don't know." "He likes to buy titties for bitches in need." "The call him, they call him, uh, Large Bills." "Large Bills." "And he's had a hard-on over that fucking girl for a long time." "Where's he hanging out?" "I don't know." "He's all over." "You can't miss him." "Rich white boy." "Rolls with the brothers." "Get out." "Can I have my gun back?" "Bitch." "[electronic music]" "Open the door." "We're coming in." "Sorry." "Ladies only tonight." "I said open it." "And I said no." "You're not in the list." "You're not getting in." "You're gonna let us inside." "Or I'm gonna split your fucking head open." "Boss." "Wow." "Come on." "It's all right." "I have a problem." "No shit why do I need the Lord of the Ring motherfuckers in here." "What's wrong with you?" "Huh?" "You're sitting here with these monkeys and you say that to me?" "Does it bother you to see a man enjoying his life?" "Like something beyond, uh, like something you might be able to comprehend?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "You know, I think you finally found yourself." "A white man who's turned into a nigger." "Wow!" "It's okay." "He called me a nigger." "I'm a nigger." "I'm a nigger, motherfucker man." "Look, you sell crystal meth amphetamine to underage teenage girls and hook them into prostitution." "Wow, whoa, that's noble." "That's what you are." "That's what you do." "Get fucked." "Okay?" "I'm busy." "Two of our brothers are dead." "That's shit to me." "What's it go to do with me?" "I don't give a shit." "The fucking crippled Greek." "I want you to take care of it." "They're off my side." "Leave me out of it, okay?" "I severed my ties to you fucking pieces of garbage a long time ago." "See that?" "You could burn it off." "You could cut your fucking arm off." "It's still gonna be there." "Fuck you." "You think the money made me soft, don't ya?" "Engelhart." "Don't make that mistake!" "Okay?" "Are you gonna help me or not?" "I'll have you erase from this world just like this tattoo." "No, I'm not gonna help you." "I will not help you and I cannot help you." "Get the fuck outta here." "Those motherfuckers, too." "Get out of here." "Hey." "Hey, hey!" "[man groans]" "It's all right." "It's all right." "Let 'em go." "Fucking goddamn barbarian." "Clean him up." "Clean him up." "Give me some dope." "Okay?" "Let's get high." "Go on." "Yeah." "Come on." "Harder." "Make him go away." "Huh?" "Make the driver leave." "Okay." "There." "He can't see shit." "No, come on, I'm serious." "He's freaking me out." "He looks like my father." "Okay." "I don't want..." "I don't wanna meet your father right now." "Max." "Take a walk, you know." "Where do you want me to go?" "Some other place outside the fucking car, okay?" "Got you, boss." "[door closes]" "He's gone." "Come here." "I always had a thing for you." "Okay, okay." "Sh." "Stop." "Stop." "Look, I'm sorry about Virgil, baby." "I really am." "We're all adults here, okay?" "Okay?" "Hey, what the fuck is that?" "[yells]" "Mother." "Oh, mother." "You fuck." "Ah!" "Motherfucker!" "Don't move." "Get down." "Get down now!" "I know you." "You're the cop." "Listen, I wanna..." "Shut up." "I know Virgil owns you." "It sucks, doesn't it?" "To be someone's property?" "Close your eyes." "(Alex) Can I get my toast, please?" "What?" "What, are you fucking telling me that she ran away?" "This is fucking stupid." "Go on, take it." "Beck, are you telling me you had her and you let her get away?" "This is getting very loud and very public." "That chick is nuts." "I hope you got good security in Virgil's place." "She might be climbing through his bedroom window right now." "You let me worry about Virgil." "Just get the job done." "Fucking amateur." "This guy is the wrong guy for the fucking job." "Why don't you eat something?" "What are you, my fucking mother?" "Please." "The last thing I would ever wanna be is related to you, Lee." "You left me standing at the crime scene like a fucking idiot." "Why were you even tailing Large Bills?" "I was following up a tip." "Bullshit!" "Yesterday you happened to be at the scene of a public massacre, and today a murdered celebrity." "What the fuck is going on here?" "Why am I not in the loop?" "Can we do this tomorrow?" "My head's fucked up." "No, you're gonna stay here and you're gonna tell me what the fuck's going on." "You're a liar." "You were lying to me." "You're a fucking liar." "Why are doing this to me?" "I'm supposed to be your..." "What, huh?" "What is it?" "What do you want?" "I want you to tell me the fucking truth." "What's that look?" "Nothing." "That was definitely a look." "I forgot how you always make me feel like you're doing me a favor." "What, are you gonna cry now?" "Kevin asked about you again." "You and Vadalos." "Says he hears things." "I know something is up with you." "I can see it in your face." "I'm gonna go back down to the limousine." "You go down to the coroner's office." "They got another one there." "Looks like the same M.O." "So." "You gonna tell me what's going on and let me help you or not?" "Fine." "Leave your keys and lock the door on the way out." "Look, I'm gonna fix it." "I swear to God I'm gonna fix it." "Yeah." "What did I say?" "My whole world's in that car." "Of course not." "[sighs]" "It's all falling apart." "What did I do wrong, Gus?" "How could I stop this?" "The minute you walked out of that hospital, you should've killed everyone." "Everyone." "Hey, Gus." "[speaks in Greek]" "The same Neo-Nazi design as the other dead arian." "Anyone else been down here to see him?" "Any cops?" "No, not yet." "Can I borrow your computer?" "[German metallic rock]" "Get out of here!" "Everybody out!" "Now!" "What's wrong with you?" "We're fucking having a party." "Get the fuck out!" "Get these fucking whores outta here!" "Fucking chill." "Do you know what I'm gonna do to you?" "No!" "You're hit." "Yes." "Beck, what the fuck are you doing?" "Stay out of this." "You're cleaning up for her and Vadalos." "I fucking covered for you!" "You have no idea what's going on here." "Just let it go." "Fuck you." "I'm calling this one in." "We have to go." "Come on, policeman." "We have to leave." "You can't wait here any longer." "You're taking me to him, huh?" "Do you know that I have the money?" "He didn't tell you about the money, did he?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "I'm talking about over $2 million." "It looks better in real life, doesn't it?" "This is Virgil's money?" "No." "It's mine now." "And it's ours if you let me go." "Here." "Uncuff me." "It's just for now." "I have to clean myself." "You don't want to take me to Virgil with a wounded leg, do you?" "Stop it." "What are you doing?" "You delicate all of a sudden?" "It went through." "Missed the bone." "You're all right." "Do you know what will happen to me If you take me back to him?" "He's not an angel, you know." "I know." "Your English is pretty good." "Yeah." "Well, that's because Virgil hired a dialect coach for me." "He wanted me to sound more American." "Dialect coach." "And you put a knife in his gut." "You know what?" "Don't be so quick to judge, Mr. Policeman." "You don't know anything about me." "I know enough." "Oh, do you?" "Huh?" "Do you?" "Control yourself." "It's not spring break." "Huh?" "We could go away." "And we could just disappear." "What is the matter?" "You're just going to take me back to him and it's going to be all over." "Come on." "We can disappear." "[groans]" "What does he have on you?" "[shouts in Russian]" "I'm ruined." "Excuse me a second." "[cell phone rings]" "Hello." "Yeah." "I got her." "Good." "Bring her to my nightclub right now." "Fuck you." "I'll drive her right down to the Police Station." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "What do you want?" "Be in the parking lot at the Safari Inn." "Anything's out of whack, I'll start shooting." "Fuck this one or you're gonna end up on a garbage can." "Do you hear me, cop?" "Was that him?" "No." "Look, I gotta go." "I gotta check something out." "Where the fuck are you going?" "To my nightclub." "I got a problem." "I'll go with you." "No." "You stay here with Virgil." "You need anything?" "No." "[cell phone rings]" "I'm gonna kill all these motherfuckers." "What the hell is your problem, cop?" "Where is the fucking bitch?" "Every dog has his day." "Did you find her?" "Mm-hm." "Fuck." "Shit, they're not here." "Come on." "You know, you should've asked me about Alex." "I could've warned you about him." "He was always the worst one." "Alex was in on this with you from the beginning?" "And you took off without giving him his cut?" "Yes." "He's a Judas." "And what's that make you?" "I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a traitor." "I'm sure Virgil doesn't feel that way." "I stuck by Virgil no matter what." "Then why did you do it?" "Two years ago my little sister disappeared." "She was on her way here from Russia." "Virgil set up the work, visa, social security number, and a job when she got here." "And the night that she was supposed to arrive, I was at home waiting for this phone call." "Virgil's guys were going to the airport to pick her up." "They were gonna take her to a safe house until they were sure it was clear." "And that night came, and it passed." "And there was no phone call." "Virgil's guy at the airport said that she never arrived." "And my aunt back home said that she definitely got on the plane." "And Virgil swore that he didn't know what happened to her." "And I believed him." "And then a year later I got this phone call from this girl who was at the safe house that night." "She was a drug addict." "And the Nazis made these girls work their habit off." "She told me that she saw everything." "That Ernesto and the skinheads were celebrating some kind of deal that they made with Virgil." "And those rich idiots were there who think that they are so hard." "And they got so tweaked out of their minds." "One of them decided that Staysa was just another Russian whore." "Let's fuck her." "And there were five of them." "And they took turns." "[Staysa screaming]" "Stop it!" "[no audio] [screams]" "[laughs]" "And then they left her there like a dog." "And what did Virgil do?" "He lied about it." "He said that that girl was a drug addict." "She didn't know any names." "So she was crazy." "But I know Virgil." "Nobody lies better than him." "So, I went to Alex." "Leave it to me." "We have to take it from the start." "And he told me that Virgil was furious about what happened." "Where is she?" "My God." "Who did this?" "[no audio]" "Clean it up, goddamn it." "But he couldn't start a war over one Illegal Russian immigrant girl." "Let alone tell me the truth." "Hey, shut the fuck up." "Shut the fuck!" "So he did nothing." "[low whispering] I'm sorry." "But listen, I'll help you." "Alex wanted to move up." "I'll help you." "I wanted to get even." "He gave me names, and I planned." "And I waited." "All right." "One million bucks." "Leave tonight and never come back." "Understand?" "Yeah." "Are you going to kill him?" "I'll handle Virgil." "You just disappear." "No." "I want to know that he suffered." "He's gonna find out he lost his cousin, his money, and you." "Believe me, he won't feel like he got off easy." "I'd tell you to be careful, but I think you know how to handle yourself." "Let's go." "What's your name?" "You better get..." "Shut up a second." "Now we're talking." "Special Agent Donovan." "Yeah, it's Beck." "I need you to check the archives for me." "Virgil Vadalos." "I think the Bureau had him under surveillance about two years back." "I need everything you got." "Log sheets, locations, ASAP." "[speaks in Russia]" "[speaks in Russian]" "[sings in Russian]" "Bitch." "Oh, Virgil." "What were you thinking?" "All of this for a piece of ass." "What did you do to him, huh?" "He doesn't even trust me anymore." "Well, all of that is about to change!" "[groans]" "Yeah." "You know, in a way I understand you." "I never had shit neither." "And no matter how much I got," "I never fit in with those cocksuckers." "I hate him." "I hate their kids." "The fucking little dogs." "But that's okay." "[groans]" "Hate's a good thing." "[groans]" "Hate keeps me warm at night." "Now, I'm gonna take this crowbar and I'm gonna bash your head in." "Then I'm gonna roll you down that hill, and let the animals get at you while you're still nice and warm." "And everything will be like it was before." "Virgil and Alex used to laugh about you." "What?" "Alex was Virgil's favorite." "Gimme that, you bitch!" "Lee, I found the perfect place to bury her." "[shouts]" "What's that?" "Your money." "Most of it." "That, that's nothing." "Men bring me bags of money every day." "Where is she?" "Have I ever gone out of my way to cause you grief?" "Using my brother to keep me on a leash." "Do you think that makes you a good Samaritan?" "You're so concerned about the safety of your brother you come here and you turn on me like this?" "Turn on you?" "I got a fucking cop killed tonight!" "Don't insult me." "You could care less." "Virgil, don't be crazy." "You fucked her!" "Jesus Christ." "You don't even know what's going on." "I told her to disappear." "Enough dead bodies, Virgil." "End it." "The alarm's down." "The electric's cut." "Somebody's on the property." "You piece of shit!" "Hey, boss, we gotta get outta here." "Just go ahead." "You already killed me." "I died that night before you put the..." "Be quiet." "I would've given you the world if you asked me." "Can you give me back my sister?" "Can you do that?" "I told you." "I don't know what happened to her." "[shouts]" "Jesus!" "Raina, listen to me." "No one knows where she is." "She was lying there for eight hours in the trash." "The fucking garbage man found her." "I've no idea what you're talking about." "All those months searching for her." "She was in a mental institution." "She didn't even know her name." "Ah!" "I already know everything." "Your cousin told me." "Alex?" "Alex set you both up." "The Feds had Virgil under surveillance." "There's no way he was at the safe house." "It was Alex." "Why, motherfucker?" "He was supposed to go to the safe house to pick up your sister." "He was working with those animals." "Where the fuck is she?" "What did you fucking do?" "I'll kill you!" "I'll kill all of you, motherfuckers!" "Which one of you motherfuckers did this?" "Clean this up." "Clean it up now!" "She never got on the fucking plane." "And there's nothing we can do." "There's nothing you can do." "You think he fucking loves you but he don't." "All he fucking cares about is his money." "Go on, take it." "Together we can have it all." "Make sure you kill them all." "That fuckin' greedy bastard." "He played us all!" "He's telling the truth." "But be my guest." "Pull his fucking head off." "Why don't you?" "You know what the worst part of all this is?" "Is seeing you hurt, and knowing you think I caused it." "Would you say, he's trying to blackmail me and pin it all on him." "Bullshit I They'll never let you go." "He is a dirty cop and his own people will fry him." "Just shoot him." "It'll just be you and me." "Just you and me." "It always was anyway." "Wasn't it?" "[speaks in Russian]" "It's over." "Or maybe one of us will make it to that gun before the SWAT team gets in here." "Yeah." "Maybe." "[gunshot]" "# I'm not broken #" "# I have spoken #" "# Have you heard All I have to say #" "# It is still light #" "# I can still Change my mind #" "# Did you see it end this way #" "# How much can I love #" "# When I've had enough #" "# You keep Pushing me away #" "# Say you will Say you won't #" "# Say your heart Will still be open #" "# I'm alive I'm alright #" "# I am frayed but I'm not broken #" "# Broken #" "# I can't help you #" "# Fate will guide you #" "# Angels watch you With every move #" "# Do you feel me They're watching too #" "# Say you will Say you won't #" "# Say your heart Will still be open #" "# I'm alive And I'm alright #" "# I am frayed but I'm not broken #" "# Say you will Say you won't #" "# Say your heart Will still be open #" "# Open #" "# Say you will Say you won't #" "# Say your heart Will still be open #" "# I'm alive And I'm alright #" "# I am frayed but I'm not broken #" "# Broken #" "# Broken #" "# I'm not broken #" "# I have spoken #" "# Have you heard All I have to say?" "#" "Subtitles by LeapinLar"

"Flight 784 for San Francisco is now ready for boarding." "Passengers for flight 841 to Rome, come to gate seven." "Flight 784 to San Francisco is now ready for boarding at..." "Inmate number 87645:" "Cole, James." "27631:" "Johnson." "84743:" "Innis." "Jose." "Psst." " Jose, what's going on?" " Bad news, man." " Volunteers?" " Yeah." "And they said your name." "Hey, maybe they'll give you a pardon, man." "Yeah." "That's why none of the volunteers come back." "They all get a pardon." " Some come back, I heard." " Yeah." "Please put me back!" "Don't take me!" "Yeah, they got 'em up on the seventh floor." "They hide 'em up there." "They're all messed up in the head." "Brains don't work." "You don't know they're all messed up." "Nobody's seen 'em." "And maybe they're not messed up." "That's a rumor." "Nobody knows that." "I don't believe that." "Good luck, man." " Volunteer duty!" " I didn't volunteer." "You causing trouble again?" "No, no trouble." "These are the instructions for the first time probe." "Listen carefully." "They must be followed exactly." "All openings of your garment must be sealed completely." "If the integrity of the suit is compromised in any way, if the fabric is torn or a zipper not closed, readmittance will be denied." "If there are any indications of contamination by germs, the subject will be denied reentry to secure population." "Please place blood sample in receptacle provided." "There will be a socialization class in room 700... for citizens cited for deviations 23-A and 96-A... per subchapter six of the Permanent Emergency Code." "James Cole cleared from quarantine." "Thank you." "You two wait outside." "He's got a history, Doctor." "Violence." "Antisocial six." "Repeated violations of the Permanent Emergency Code." "Insolence." "Defiance." "Disregard of authority." "Doing 25 to life." "I don't think he's gonna hurt us." "You aren't gonna hurt us, are you, Mr. Cole?" "No, sir." "Why don't you sit down, Mr. Cole?" "We appreciate your volunteering." "You're a very good observer." " Thank you." " We have a very advanced program." " Something very different." " Opportunity to reduce your sentence." "And possibly play an important role... in returning the human race to the surface of the Earth." "We want tough-minded people." "Strong mentally." "We've had some misfortunes with... unstable types." "For a man in your position, an opportunity." "Not to volunteer could be a real mistake." "Definitely a mistake." ""Yet among the myriad microwaves, the infrared messages, the gigabytes of ones and zeros, we find words, byte-sized now, tinier even than science, lurking in some vague electricity." "But if we but listen, we hear the solitary voice of that poet telling us... yesterday this day's madness did prepare... tomorrow's silent triumph of despair." "Drink, for you know not whence you came, nor why." "Drink, for you know not why you go, nor where."" "...wandering around in nothing but his underpants... and one of those plastic, see-through lady's raincoats." "So, they get there, they ask the guy real nice for some kind of I.D." "He gets agitated, starts screaming about viruses." "Totally irrational, totally disoriented." " Doesn't know where he is, what day of the week it is." " Lemme see." " All they got was his name." " Thanks." "Of course, they figured he's stoned out of his mind." "Some kind of psychotic episode." " He's been tested for drugs?" " Negative for drugs." "But he took on five cops like he was dusted to the eyeballs." " No drugs." "You believe that?" " He's in restraints." "Yeah." "Weren't you listenin'?" "I've got two police officers in the hospital!" "The medic gave him enough stellazine to kill a horse." "Look at him." "Rarin' to go." "That would explain the bruises, I guess." "The struggle." "Yeah." "You wanna go in there, examine him, what?" "Yes, please." "Is this all you have?" "Ran it through your system?" "No matchup." "No license, no prints, no warrants." "Nothing." " I should probably go in with you." " No, thank you." " That won't be necessary." " All right." "He'll be right here..." "just in case." "Mr. Cole, my name is Kathryn Railly." "I'm a psychiatrist." "I work for the county." "I don't work for the police." "So my concern is for your well-being." "Do you understand that?" "Need to go!" "Need to go!" "I can't make the police let you go." "But I do wanna help you, so I..." "I need you to tell me exactly what happened tonight." "Do you think you can do that, James?" "May I call you James?" "James." "Nobody ever calls me that." " Have you been a patient at County?" " No." " Have I seen you someplace?" " Not possible." "I need to go!" "I need to..." "I'm supposed to be gathering information." " What kind of information?" " Won't help you." "Won't help anyone." "Won't change anything." "James, do you know why you're here?" " 'Cause I'm a good observer." "Got a tough mind." " I see." "You don't remember assaulting a police officer?" "Why am I chained?" "Why are these chains on me?" "You've been in an institution before, haven't you?" " Or hospital?" " No!" "Now I need to go." "Need to go!" " Have you been in prison, James?" " Underground." "Hiding?" "I love this air." "Oh, it's such wonderful air." " What's wonderful about the air, James?" " Very fresh." "No germs." "Why do you think there aren't any germs in the air?" " This is October, right?" " April." " What year is this?" " What year do you think it is?" "1996." "That's the future, James." "Do you think you're living in the future?" "1996 is the past." "No, 1996 is the future." "This is 1990." " Shut up, ladies." " Where're you taking me?" "South of France, buddy." "Fancy hotel." "You'll love it." "I can't go." "I just need to make a telephone call." "Yeah, yeah." "Zip it, daisy." "You fooled the shrink, but you don't fool us." "Let's go, ace." "All right." "Come on, come on." "There you go." "Now, lemme see your head, Jimbo." " See if you got any creepy crawlers." " I need to make a telephone call." "Got to take you over to the doctor, Jimbo." " Can't make no calls 'til the doctor says." " It's very important!" "What you gotta do, Jimbo, is take it easy." "Relax into things." "And we'll all get along fine if you just relax." "Wow!" "Whoo-oo!" "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Hey, Goines!" "Yo, Goines!" "Yo, Jeffrey!" "Goines!" " What?" " Look here." "This here's James." "Now, do me a favor." "Why don't you show him around?" "Tell him the TV rules." "Show him the games and stuff." "Okay?" "How much you gonna pay me?" "How much?" "I'd be doin' your job." " Five thousand dollars, my man." "That enough?" " Five thousand?" "I'll wire a check to your account as usual." " Five thousand dollars!" "Five thousand dollars!" " Five thousand dollars." " I'll give him the deluxe mental hospital tour." " My man!" " Kid around, makes 'em feel good." "We're pals." " I love you." " You're the prisoners." "No, you're the guards." " Now you got it." "Okay, it's all in good fun." "Here's some games here." "And there's..." "Get out!" "Get out!" "He was in my chair." "Games." "Games." "Here's some games." "Games that wanna get out." "See?" "More games." "Games." "They vegetize you." "See?" "Aah." "If you play the games, you're voluntarily taking a tranquilizer." "I guess they gave you some chemical restraints." "Drugs!" "What'd they give you?" "Thorazine?" "Haldol?" "How much?" "How much?" "Learn your drugs." "Know your dosages." "It's elementary." " I need to make a telephone call." " A telephone call?" "That's communication with the outside world." "Doctor's discretion." "No." "If all of these nuts could just make phone calls, it could spread insanity oozing through telephone cables, oozing to the ears of all these poor, sane people, infecting them." "Wackos everywhere." "A plague of madness." "In fact, very few, Jim..." "Jim, very few of us here are actually mentally ill." "I'm not saying you're not mentally ill." "For all I know, you're... crazy as a loon." "But that's not why you're here." "That's not why you're here!" "That's not why you're here!" "You're here because of the system." "There's the television." "It's all right there." "All right there." "Look, listen, kneel, pray." "The commercials!" "We're not productive anymore." "Don't make things anymore." "It's all automated." "What are we for then?" "We're consumers, Jim." "Okay, okay." "Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen." "But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, what are you then?" "What?" "You're mentally ill." "Fact, Jim." "Fact!" "If you don't buy things: toilet paper, new cars, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers..." "Take it easy, Jeffrey." "Be calm!" "Right." "That's right." "You're a very attractive woman." "Hah!" "If you want to watch a particular television program, like All My Children, you can go to the charge nurse and tell her the day, the time the show you wanna see is on." "But you have to tell her before the show is scheduled to be on." "There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played." "Yes." "No." "You have to tell her before." "He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday." "She couldn't turn back time!" "Thank you, Einstein." "Now he, he was nuts." "He was a fruitcake, Jim." "Okay, that's it, Jeffrey." "You're gonna get a shot." " I warned you." " Right." "Right, right, right." "I got a little carried away... explaining the inner workings of the institution to Jim." "Hmm?" "Hmm?" "I don't really come from outer space." "Oh." "L.J. Washington." "He doesn't really come from outer space." "Don't mock me, my friend." "Get outta my chair!" "It's a condition of mental divergence." "I find myself on the planet Ogo." "Part of an intellectual elite... preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto." "But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless, Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche." "I am mentally divergent... in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities... that plague my life here." "When I stop going there, I will be well." "Are you also divergent, friend?" "This is a place for crazy people." "I'm not crazy." "We don't use that term, "crazy," Mr. Cole." "You've got some real nuts here!" "I know some things that you don't know." "It's gonna be very difficult for you to understand it." " Hey!" " Hey, hey." "I'm not gonna hurt anyone!" "All right." "Look, have any of you heard... of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "They, they paint this." "They stencil this on the sides of buildings everywhere." " Have you seen this?" " Mr. Cole?" "Why don't you take your time and try to explain this from the beginning?" "Right, right." "It's 1990." "Okay, that makes sense." "They wouldn't've been active yet." "Um..." "Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997." "Almost the entire population of the world." "Only about one percent of us survived." " Are you going to save us?" " How can I save you?" "This already happened." "I can't save you." "Nobody can." "I am simply trying to gather information to help the people in the present... trace the path of the virus." " We're not in the present now, Mr. Cole?" " No." "1990 is the past." "This already happened." "That's what I'm trying..." "Mr. Cole?" "Mr. Cole?" "You believe 1996 is the present then, is that it?" "No!" "1996 is the past too." "Listen to me." "What I..." "What I..." "What I need to do is make a telephone call." "I can straighten this out if I make a telephone call." "Who would you call?" "Who would straighten everything out?" "The scientists." "They'll want to know that they sent me to the wrong time." "I can leave a voice mail message that they monitor from the present." "Can I just make one telephone call, please?" "Please?" "What are you doin' in the dog bowl?" "Get outta there!" "Who put those Doritos in there anyway?" "Yes?" "What?" "Voice mail?" "Look, I don't know..." "Stop makin' that noise!" "I don't know what you're talkin' about." "Is this a joke?" "I don't know any scientists." "Duanne, get out..." "James who?" "Wasn't who you expected?" "No." "It was some lady." "She didn't know anything." "Well, maybe it was the wrong number." "No." "That's why they chose me." "I remember things." "James, where did you grow up?" "Dr. Railly." " I have the strangest feeling I've met you before." "Wait." "This is 1990." "I'm supposed to be leaving messages in 1996!" "It's not the right number yet!" "That's the problem!" "We have a message for them." "No!" "Won't work." "Can't open it." "You think you can remove the grill, but you can't." "It's welded." "See?" "Told you." "All the doors are locked too." "They're protecting the people on the outside from us... when the people on the outside are as crazy as us." "Do you know what "crazy" is?" "Crazy is majority rules." "Yeah." "Take germs for example." " Germs?" " Uh-huh." "In the eighteenth century, no such thing." "Nada." "Nothing." "No one ever imagined such a thing!" "No sane person anyway." "Along comes this doctor." "Uh, uh..." "Semmelweis!" "Semmelweis." "Semmelweis comes along and he's trying to convince people, other doctors mainly, that there are these teeny, tiny, invisible bad things called germs... that get into your body and make you sick." "He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands." "What is this guy?" "Crazy?" "Teeny, tiny, invisible "what do you call 'em?" "Germs?" "Huh?" "What?"" "Now, cut to the twentieth century." "Last week as a matter of fact, right before I got dragged into this hellhole!" "I go in to order a burger in this fast-food joint." "The guy drops it on the floor." "Jim, he picks it up, wipes it off." "He hands it to me like it was all okay." ""What about the germs?" I say." "He says, "I don't believe in germs." "Germs are a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps."" "Now, he's crazy, right?" "See?" "There's no right." "There's no wrong." "There's only popular opinion." "You, you, you believe in germs, right?" "I'm not crazy." "Of course not!" "You wanna escape, right?" "That's very sane." "I can help you." "You want me to, don't ya?" "Get you out?" "You know how to get outta here?" "Yes, my son!" " Then why don't ya?" " Why don't I try to escape?" "That's what you were gonna ask." "Good question." "Very good question." "Intelligent." "Because I would be crazy to escape." "I have sent out word." " I am all taken care of." " What does that mean?" "I've managed to contact certain underlings, evil spirits, secretaries of secretaries, and other assorted minions who will contact my father." "And when my father finds out I'm in this kind of place, he'll have them transfer me to one of those classy joints... where they treat you properly, like a person, a guest!" "With sheets and towels like a big hotel, with great drugs for all of us nut-case, lunatic, maniac devils!" "Sorry." "Uh, sorry." "I got a little agitated." "The thought of escape crossed my mind." "And suddenly..." "Suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back!" "And ripping out the goddamn window frames and eating them!" "Yes, eating them!" "And leaping, leaping, leaping!" "Colonics for everyone!" "Ahh, all right!" "You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient." "I'm supposed to act out." "Wait'll you morons find out who I am!" "My father's gonna be really upset." "And when my father gets upset, the ground shakes." "My father is God!" "I worship my father!" "These dramatic videotapes, secretly obtained by animal rights activists, have aroused public indignation." "But many scientists vehemently disagree." "Torture experiments." " We're all monkeys." " They hurt you?" "Not as bad as what they're doing to the Easter Bunny." "Look at them." "They're just askin' for it." "Animals inside the lab..." "Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out." "Wiping out the human race?" "It's a great idea!" "It's great!" "But more of a long-term thing." "First we have to focus on more immediate goals." "I didn't say a word about you-know-what." " What are you talking about?" " Your plan." "Emancipation." "What are you writing?" "You a reporter?" "It's private." " A lawsuit?" "You gonna sue 'em?" " It's private!" "Yo, Jimbo." "Time for your meds." "Take a chance." "Live the moment." "Sunshine." "Gorgeous beaches." "The Florida Keys!" "We'll return you to the Marx Brothers in Monkey Business." "Monkey business!" "Fetch!" "Get it?" "Monkey." "Monk key." "Monk key!" " What?" " Shh." "If you see a bearish future in the decade ahead, consider the changes sweeping the world and the opportunities they offer." ""And the opportunities they offer." Ooh!" "They really dosed you." "Jim!" "Major load." "Danger, Will Robinson, danger." "You gotta get it together." "Focus, focus, focus." "Remember the plan." "I did my part!" " What?" " Shh!" "Not "what," when." " When?" " Yes." "When." "Now." "Now, Jim." "Now!" "Yes!" "Now!" "Buy!" "Sell!" "Stocks!" "Bonds!" "Purchase!" "Sell!" "Yes!" "No more monkey business!" "No... more... monkey business!" "Yes, enhance your portfolio now." "Five hundred dollars." "I got five hundred dollars." "I'm insured!" "Yeah!" "Window of opportunity is opening now." "Now is the time for all good men to seize the moment." "The moment!" "Now is the time for all good men to seize the day!" " Aha!" " Goddamn it, Jeffrey!" "Quit playin' the fool!" "MasterCard!" "Visa!" "The key to happiness!" "Jim, seize the moment!" "Jeffrey, come back here!" " For God's sake!" " Jeffrey!" "Go, Jim!" "Ohh." " Get out." "Out!" " Come here, Jeffrey!" "The future can be yours!" "Last chance!" "Last chance!" "Last chance!" "Last..." "Best place to go would be Florida." "The Keys are lovely this time of year." "...it's the only way to travel." "I was gonna bring along the wife and kiddies, but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel." "I was gonna bring my grandfather, but there's no room for..." "Two's not working today." "Use one." "Kathryn, this was in my box!" "But I have a slight suspicion it wasn't meant for me." ""You are the most bootiful woman I have ever seen." "You live in a bootiful world, but you don't know it." "You have freedom, sunshine, air you can breathe..."" "James Cole, right?" ""I would do anything to stay her but I must leave." "Please help me."" "Okay, okay, okay." "Poor man." "Hey, Kathryn?" "James Cole is one of yours, right?" "He eloped." "Last seen, he was up on two." "Shit!" "We have to know exactly what's there so we can fix it." "Doctor, we have a visitor." "Um, may I help you?" "Excuse me?" "May I help you?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "Jim?" "Jim?" "Hey, Jimbo." "What's up, man?" "Hey, Jimbo." "All right, it's okay." "Take it easy." " It'll be all right." " Take care." "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "We'll work this out, okay?" "Send you back to your room." "A little milk and cookies, you'll be all right." "Just take it easy, okay?" "Come on." "Calm down!" "Take him down!" "Take him the fuck down!" "I'm not gonna hurt anyone." "Dr. Railly, help me please." " We're gonna give you something to calm you, James." " No!" "No more drugs!" "James, we have to do this." "You're very confused." "No drugs!" "Stop it!" "Kathryn, we've been working together for four years." "I've never seen you like this." "So please stop being so defensive." "This isn't an inquisition." "I didn't think I was being defensive." "I was trying to explain exactly what..." "He should've been in restraints." "It was bad judgment on your part, plain and simple." "Why not own up to it?" "Okay, it was bad judgment, but I have the strangest feeling about him." " I've seen him someplace, and I'm trying..." " Two policemen are in the hospital." "Now we've got a security guard with a skull fracture." "I said it was bad judgment!" "What else do you want me to say?" "You see that?" "See what I mean?" " You're being defensive." "Isn't she being defensive?" " Dr. Fletcher?" " What?" " Ah, we have... another situation." " He was fully restrained and the door was locked?" " Yes, sir." "I did it myself." "And he was fully sedated?" "He was fully sedated." "Then, are you trying to tell me a fully sedated, fully restrained patient... somehow slipped out that vent, replaced the grill behind him... and is wriggling his way through the ventilation system?" "Watch it!" "You sure fucked up!" " Where are you?" " Ah, you can talk!" "What'd you do, Bobby boy?" "My name's not Bob." "Not a prob, Bob." "Where'd they send you?" "Where are you?" "Another cell." "Maybe." "What do you mean "maybe"?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Maybe means... maybe I'm in the next cell." "Another volunteer like you." "Or maybe I'm in the Central Office... spying on ya for all those science bozos." "Or hey, maybe I'm not even here." "Maybe I'm just in your head." "No way to confirm anything." " Where'd they send ya?" " 1990." "'90!" "How was it?" "Good drugs?" "Lots of pussy?" "Hey, Bob, you do the job?" "You find out the big info?" "Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "It was supposed to be 1996." "Science ain't an exact science with these clowns, but they're getting better." "You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt." "Shh!" "They're comin'." "The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue... is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "They are the ones who are going to do it." "I can't do any more." "I have to go now." "Have a merry Christmas." " Well?" " What?" "Did you or did you not record that message?" "It's a reconstruction of a deteriorated recording." "Weak signal." "We have to put them together one word at a time." "We just finished rebuilding this." "Did you or did you not make this call?" "I couldn't make any call." "You sent me to the wrong year." "It was 1990." " 1990?" " 1990?" " You're certain of that?" " What'd you do with your time, Cole?" "Did you waste it on drugs?" "Women?" " They forced me to take drugs." " Forced you?" "Why would someone force you to take drugs?" "I was in trouble." "I... got arrested." "I..." "I did what you wanted." "I got a specimen, a spider." "I didn't have anyplace to put it, so I ate it." "But you sent me to the wrong year, so it really doesn't matter." "Did you see this when you went back?" "No, sir, I don't think so." "What about these people?" "Did you see any of these people?" "No." "No." "Oh, wait, wait." "Him?" "You saw that man?" "Maybe in the... maybe in the mental institution." "You were in a mental institution?" "Oh, God." "Cole, you were sent back to make some very important observations." "You could've made a real contribution." "Helped us to reclaim the planet." "As well as reducing your sentence." "The question is, Cole, do you want another chance?" "Good." " Last connection going on." " Stand clear." " He was your choice." " Nothing we can do about that now." "No mistakes this time, Cole." "Stay alert." "Keep your eyes open." "Good thinking about the spider." "Try and do something like that again." "Just relax now." "Don't fight it." "We're sending you to the third quarter of 1996." "Right on the money." "What?" "I don't understand!" "What?" "I don't understand!" "Where am I?" "I gotta find 'em!" "I gotta find 'em!" "Help!" "I don't know where I am!" " You gotta help me find 'em!" " Jose?" " Jose!" " Cole!" "Cole, where are we?" "Where are we?" " Jose!" " Help me, Cole!" "Oh, God!" "Wait!" ""In a season of great pestilence, there are omens and divinations." "And one of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels... seven golden vials full of the wrath of God, who liveth forever and ever." Revelations." "In the fourteenth century, according to the accounts of local officials of that time, this man appeared suddenly in the village of Wyle near Stonehenge... in April of 1362." "Using unfamiliar words and speaking in a strange accent, the man made dire prognostications about a pestilence... which he said would wipe out humanity in approximately 600 years." "Obviously, this plague-doomsday scenario is more compelling... when reality supports it with a virulent disease, whether it's the bubonic plague, smallpox or AIDS." "Now we have technological horrors, such as chemical warfare, which reared its ugly head during the deadly mustard gas attacks of World War I." "During such an attack in the French trenches in October of 1917, we have an account of this soldier, who, during an assault, was wounded by shrapnel... and hospitalized, apparently in a state of hysteria." "Doctors found that he had lost all comprehension of French, but that he spoke English fluently, albeit in a regional dialect they didn't recognize." "The man, though physically unaffected by the gas, was beside himself." "He claimed that he had come from the future... that he was looking for a pure germ... that would ultimately wipe mankind off the face of the Earth... starting in the year 1996." "Though injured, the young soldier disappeared from the hospital, no doubt trying to carry on his mission to warn others, and substituting for the agony of war... a self-inflicted agony we call the "Cassandra Complex."" "Cassandra, in Greek legend, was condemned to know the future... but to be disbelieved when she foretold it." "Hence, the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about it." "I'm going right out to get vaccinated." " Hi." " I think, Dr. Railly, you've given the alarmists a bad name." " I have?" " Mm-hmm." "Surely there's very real and convincing data..." " that the planet cannot survive the excesses of the human race." " This is true." "Proliferation of atomic devices, uncontrolled breeding habits, pollution of land, sea and air, the rape of the environment." "In this context, isn't it obvious that Chicken Little represents the sane vision, and that Homo sapiens' motto, "Let's go shopping,"" "is the cry of the true lunatic?" " Kathryn, it's time." " My name is Troy." "Please, Dr. Railly." "I wonder if you're aware of my own studies." "See you at work tomorrow." "Give you a call tomorrow." "No!" "No!" "Get in the car." "Get in the car!" "I've got a gun!" "Get in the car." "All right, drive." "Take my purse." "I've got a lot of cash and credit cards." "Take my keys!" "Start the car!" "No!" "Here, turn right." "Turn right here!" "Wh-Where are we going?" " Philadelphia." " That's more than a hundred miles!" " That's why I can't walk there." " Just let me go." " Just drive!" " You can take the car." "I don't know how to drive." "I went underground when I was eight years old." "I told you that before." "At the next corner, turn right." "Cole." "James Cole." "You escaped from a locked room six years ago." "Six years for you." " Turn around." "Get goin'!" " Okay." "I can't believe that this is a coincidence, Mr. Cole." " Have you been following me?" " You said you would help me." "I know this isn't what you meant, but I don't have any money." "I hurt my leg, and I've been sleeping on the street." "I'm sure I smell bad." "Do you have any food in this car?" "You have been following me, haven't you?" "No." "No, I saw this... in a store window." " I can read, remember?" " Uh-huh." "Yeah." "Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?" "I checked out the Baltimore information." "It was nothing." "It's in Philadelphia." "That's where they are, the ones who did it." "The Twelve Monkeys." " Is that a radio?" " Yeah." "Can you... turn it on?" "This is a personal message to you." "Are you at the end of your rope?" "Are you dying to get away?" "The Florida Keys are waiting for you." "Ocean waves..." "I've never seen the ocean!" "It's an advertisement, Mr. Cole." "What is?" "It's an advertisement." "You do understand that?" "It's not really a special message to you." "Mr. Cole." " You used to call me James." " You prefer that?" "James, uh, you don't really have a gun." "Can you turn this up?" "Can you make this louder?" "Ah, I love the music of the twentieth century!" "I love this air!" "Love to breathe this air!" "WXBX news break." "News as it happens." "Roger Pratt reporting." "A story breaking with us now is emergency crews are converging on a cornfield... where playmates of nine-year-old Ricky Neuman... say they saw him disappear right before their eyes." "Young Neuman apparently stepped into an abandoned well shaft, and is lodged somewhere in the narrow 150-foot pipe." "Possibly alive, possibly seriously injured, playmates claim they heard him cry out faintly." " Never cry wolf." " What?" "My father said that to me." "He said, "Never cry wolf."" "'Cause then people won't believe you if something really happens." "If something really happens like what, James?" "Something bad." "Can we have some more music?" "I don't wanna hear this stuff." "Can we hear more music?" "Oh, that's good!" "Hello, Dr. Railly?" "Yeah, this is Wikke from Psyche Admitting." "Do you remember James Cole?" "The paranoid who pulled the Houdini back in '90?" "Well, he's back and..." "Sorry about that." "He's looking for you." "I thought you ought to know." "All right, take care." " It's like I told you." "Me and my husband went ahead and she never showed." "That is totally unlike her." " Do you know the make of her car?" " Um..." "Cherokee." "'94 Cherokee, silver." "I have "doed-it!"" "I have "done doed-it"!" "Ja!" "I, Professor Grossenfibber, have invented the time tunnel!" "Oh, boy!" "Oh, excuse me, mister." "Excuse me, mister." "Have a cigar." "No!" "Now my time machine is ready for experiments." "Ah, the woodpecker!" "Ja!" "Yo-hoo, Woodpecker!" "You were in my dream just now." "Your hair's different." "Different color." "I'm sure it was you." "What was the dream about?" "About an airport... before everything happened." "It's the same dream I always have." "When I was a kid." "And I was in it?" "What did I do?" "You were very upset." "You're always very upset in the dream." " Just never knew it was you." " It wasn't me before, James." "It's become me now because of what's happening." "Could you please untie me?" "No, I think it was always you." "Very strange." "You're flushed, and you were moaning." "I think you're running a fever." "What are you doing?" "In Fresno, California, crews continue to attempt to rescue nine-year-old Ricky Neuman." "And closer to home, in Baltimore, Kathryn Railly, prominent psychiatrist and the author of a newly released book on insanity, disappeared mysteriously last night after a lecture at the university." "Former mental patient, James Cole, is wanted for questioning... regarding Dr. Railly's disappearance." "Authorities warn that Cole has a history of violence... and advise anyone spotting him to notify authorities at once." "Love this music." "We don't have this." "We don't have anything like this." " What are all those?" " These?" "My notes." "Clues." " What kind of clues?" " It's about the secret army." "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "They're the ones that spread the virus." "That's why I'm here." "I have to find them." "That's my mission." "I just have to locate them because they have the virus in its pure form before it mutates." "When I locate them, they'll send a scientist here." "That scientist will study the virus." "Then when he goes back to the present, he and the scientists will make a cure." "... police officers from three jurisdictions, including special tactical unit personnel, have now been mobilized to control the growing thousands of onlookers..." " in Fresno, California..." " Does that disturb you?" "No." "I thought it was about us." "I thought maybe they'd captured us and arrested me." "Just a joke." "Hmm." "I remember being very afraid for that little boy." "All alone, down that well, not knowing if anybody's gonna get him out." "The first time I was ever really afraid when I was a kid." "What do you mean, when you were a kid?" "Never mind." "Just a prank, a hoax." "That boy's hiding in a barn." ""There are omens and divinations." "One of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels... seven golden vials full of the wrath of God, who liveth forever and ever."" "You won't think I'm crazy when people start dying next month." "First they'll think it's just some weird fever." "Then they'll find out." "They'll catch on." "Wait!" "They'll catch on." "Wait!" "Stop here!" "Stop the car!" "Stop right here!" "I was right!" "They're here!" "You see?" "Twelve Monkeys." "Twelve Monkeys." "Do you believe me now?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "They're here!" "You see?" "Twelve Monkeys!" "Twelve Monkeys." "Come on!" "Twelve Monkeys." "Wait, wait, wait." "Wait, here." "Here." "Do you see it?" "Do you see?" "I see some red paint, some marks." " Marks?" "Marks?" "Do you think that..." " Oh, this is ridicu..." " Hey!" "Hey!" " What?" "Don't you do anything crazy..." "or I'll hurt somebody!" "I am not gonna do anything crazy, but none of this is what you think it is." "You can't hide from them, Bob." "I said, you can't hide from them." "No, sir, ol' Bob." "Don't even try." "They hear everything." "They got that tracking device on ya." "They can find you anywhere, anytime!" "It's in the tooth." "Right, Bob?" "But I fooled 'em, old buddy." "They don't have to spy on me." "I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing." "You see?" "Here it is again." "Here, follow this paint trail." "Here." "It's here." "See?" " It's so awful!" "I..." " No, no, no!" "Come with me!" " Damn it!" " The paint trail goes here." "Let go!" "Let go of my arm." "James, we shouldn't be here." "Goddamn it." "Leave me alone!" "Let's get outta here." "James, we shouldn't be here." "Hey!" "Please, don't kill me!" "Don't kill me." "Please!" "Don't kill me." "Don't kill me." "Stick around, bitch." "Are you all right?" "Is he alive?" "Come on." "We're runnin' out of time." " You can't help him." " Oh, Jesus!" "James, you killed him!" "All I see are dead people." "Come on." " Come on." " You never had a gun before." "I have one now." "Come on." "Come on!" ""...dragons in their pleasant palaces." "The seventh angel poured out his vial into the air, and there came..."" "You!" "You!" "You're one of us!" "This is it." "Come on." "Um... can we help you?" "It's just a tape." "I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "We don't know anything about any Army of the Twelve Monkeys." " So you and your friend just disappear." " I just want some information." " Didn't you hear me?" "I sa..." " Don't hurt her." "Please, I'm a psychiatrist." "J-Just do whatever he tells you to do." "He's disturbed." "He's dangerous." "Please, just cooperate." " What do you want, money?" "We only got a few bucks." " I told you what I want." " Get down." "Lock that door." " James, don't..." "Lock it now!" " I told you fucking Goines would get us..." " Shut up!" "Goines?" "Jeffrey Goines?" "Then Jeffrey becomes this big star, and the media latch onto him because... he's picketing his own father, a famous Nobel prize-winning virologist." " You must've seen all that on TV." " I don't watch TV." "Is this him?" "Yeah, that's him." "That's him." "What are you gonna do to us?" "Tell me more about Jeffrey." "Jeffrey started getting bored with the shit we do." "Picketing, leafleting, letter-writing stuff." "He said we were ineffectual, liberal jerk-offs." "He wanted to do guerrilla actions in order to educate the public." " Like this?" " Yeah." "That's when he let 100 snakes loose in the Senate." "But we weren't into that kind of stuff." " It's counterproductive." "We told him." " So he and 11 guys, they split off and formed this underground army." "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "See?" "They started planning a "Human Hunt."" "They bought stun guns, nets and bear traps." "They were gonna go to Wall Street and trap lawyers and bankers..." "They didn't do it, of course." "They didn't do any of it." "Like always, Mr. Big Shot sold his friends out." "What does that mean?" "He goes on TV and gives a news conference." "Tells the whole world... he just realized his daddy's experiments are vital for humanity... and that the use of animals is absolutely necessary." "he just realized his daddy's experiments are vital for humanity... and that the use of animals is absolutely necessary." "And that from now on he, Jeffrey Goines, is going to personally supervise the labs... to make sure the little animals aren't going to suffer." "What is this?" "People like that aren't accessible, okay?" "You can't just barge in on them." " It's not how the world works." " Be quiet and drive the car." "I know what I'm doing." "No, you don't." "This car is stolen." "And we are in big trouble." "Big trouble." "If you don't turn yourself over, the police are going to kill you." "They're going to shoot me too," " 'cause I'm going to be the accessory to murder." " You're all going to die." "Nobody is going to die." "You're not going to save the world." "Okay?" "You're delusional." " You've made all this up out of bits and pieces in your head." " No." "Yes." "Let me give you an example." "You know Jeffrey Goines." "You were both patients at County Hospital." "Jeffrey Goines was a fruitcake." "He told you then his father was a famous scientist who worked with viruses." "You've incorporated that bit of information to this cockeyed fantasy." "He didn't say his father was a scientist." "He said his father was God." " This is insane." " ... prominent psychiatrist and author," "Dr. Kathryn Railly, has been abducted by a dangerous mental patient, James Cole." "Cole was under Railly's care six years ago when he made a dramatic escape from..." " What is the matter with your leg?" " I got shot." "Shot!" "Who shot you?" "I don't know." "It was some kind of war." "Never mind." "You wouldn't believe me anyway." "What are you doing?" " We don't need gas." " I thought you didn't know how to drive." "I said I was too young to drive." "I didn't say I was stupid." "This can't go on." "If you have a bullet in your leg, I have to take care of it." "I'm a doctor." "I need some supplies." "Meanwhile, in Fresno, California, where mining engineers continue their desperate attempt to sink a shaft... parallel to the one in which nine-year-old Ricky Neuman is believed trapped." "Authorities say there is still a chance the boy might be..." "You shouldn't put your weight on it." "You need stitches and antibiotics." "Lucky for you it's near the surface." "I love seeing the sun." " Ooh!" " Wait." "Let me help you." "You smell so good." "You have to give yourself up." "Y-You know that, don't you?" "W-What are you doing?" "James?" " I'm sorry." " What are you doing?" " James, stop it!" "What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." " Let go of me!" " I have to do this." " They find him?" " Who?" " That kid." "The one in the pipe." " You believe that?" "They're lowering a monkey down there and a miniature infrared camera strapped on him, and a roast beef sandwich wrapped up in tin foil." " You're making it up." " No, I shit you not." "Life is really weird." "A monkey and a roast beef sandwich." "W-W-Would that I could enjoy this opulent dinner... and this most, uh, stimulatin' and exciting' company... for itself with no sense of purpose." "But, alas, I am burdened." "For with all this excess of public attention and cacophony of praise... there comes great responsibility." " I don't have to tell you all that the dangers of science... are a timeworn threat." " From Prometheus stealing' fire from the gods..." " What friend?" " I'm not expectin' anyone." " to the Cold War era of the Dr. Strangelove terror." " But never before..." " This is ridiculous." "My father's giving a major address." "...to fear the power..." "we have at hand." "Normally, if we caught a guy sneaking' around like this with no I.D., we'd bust his ass." "Excuse my French." "This one says he knows you." "Since you seem to have had a few unusual associates, we certainly would not want to arrest one of your closest pals." "Never seen him before in my life." "Feel free to torture this man, or whatever it is you do." "I'm going to listen to my father's eloquent discourse on..." "I'm here about some monkeys." " Monkeys?" " Monkeys." "Yes." "Twelve of them." "Arnold." " You look like shit." " You know this man?" "I know this man." "Arnold..." "Pettibone." "Mm-hmm." "Gee, Arnie." "It's black tie." "I said drop by, but it's Dad's big do..." "V.I.P.s, senators, Secret Service." "You hungry, Arnie?" "Killer feast we're putting on tonight." "Lots of dead lamb, dead cow, dead pig." "Shall we?" "Hi." "How are you?" "Hello." "Very attractive." ""The Great Escape," 1990." "Watch it!" "Huh?" "County Hospital?" "Am I right?" "I can't do anything about what you're going to do." "I can't change anything." " I can't stop you." "I just want the information." " We need to talk." "C'mon." "Hi, ladies." "Nice to see you again." "Watch your step on the way down." "Who blabbed?" "Bruhns?" "Weller?" " I just want access to the pure virus." " Virus?" "For the future." "I need to know where it is and exactly what it is." "Ahh, I get it." "I see what you're up to." " It's your old plan, isn't it?" " What plan?" " Your plan." "Remember?" " I don't know what you're talking about." "Yes, you do." "We were in the dayroom watching television... and you were upset about the desecration of the planet, which I understand." "Then you said to me, "Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or virus... that would wipe out all of mankind and leave the animals and trees?"" " You're trying to confuse me." " You were so funny." "I told you my father was this famous virologist, and you said," ""He could make a germ, and we could steal it." Coo-coo-ka-roo, you were." "They mutate!" "We live underground!" "The world belongs to the dogs and cats." "We live like worms." "I just need the information." " Take it easy." " You are a total nutcase!" "Completely deranged!" "Delusional, paranoid." "Your process is all fucked up." "Your information tray is jammed, man!" "Do you know what it is, the Army of the Twelve Monkeys?" "It's a collection of space-case do-gooders saving rain forests." "I have nothing to do with those bozos." "I quit being the rich kid fall guy... for a bunch of ineffective fanatics!" "So much for your grand plot, asshole!" "Father's been warning people about dangers of experimentation with D.N.A. viruses for years." "You've processed that information through your addled, paranoid infrastructure." "Lo and behold, a nonprofit organization becomes some sinister, revolutionary cabal!" "This man is complete bat shit!" "Ladies and gentlemen, do you realize where he thinks... he comes from?" "Capt. Dan Miller, the man in charge of the rescue operation, says he has consulted with experts, and they assure us..." "If you ask me, the monkey's gonna eat that goddamn sandwich himself." "Did a man just come running through here?" "... saying his primary responsibility was to the missing boy." "Police say that the body of a woman found strangled in the Knutson State Park... could be kidnapping victim..." "Dr. Kathryn Railly." "Anybody see someone come through here?" "... discovered less than an hour ago by hikers." "But we have an unconfirmed report that the victim, a woman in her late twenties or early thirties, was savagely mutilated." "Earlier in the day, police located Railly's abandoned car." "It was found not far..." "Any sign of him?" "Nothing." "He can't just disappear." "You bastard!" "I could've died in there!" "You son of a bitch!" "What were you thinking of," " you twisted sack of shit?" " I'm sorry." "Sorry I locked you in the trunk." "I'm sick of you." "What have you done?" "Did you kill somebody?" " Yes." "A million people." "Five billion people." " What?" "Jeffrey Goines said it was my idea about the virus." "We were in the institution." "It was all... so fuzzy, and the drugs and all." "Do you think it was my idea?" "Do you think maybe I've wiped out the human race?" "Nobody is gonna wipe out the human race." "Not you or Jeffrey or anybody else." "You've created something in your mind." "A..." "Oh." " Mentally divergent?" " A..." "Whatever!" "A substitute reality... because you don't want to deal with anything." "I would love it if that was true." "It can be dealt with, but only if you want to." "I can help you." " They're after me." "We have to get outta here." " Who is after you?" "I think there were some policemen at that party." "Party?" "You went to a par..." "Never mind." "It's important you surrender instead of their catching you running." "Wouldn't it be great if I was crazy?" "The world would be okay." " Gimme the gun." " I wouldn't live underground." "I lost the gun." "I could live right here." "You got water, air, stars." " I'm gonna attract their attention..." " Debris." "so they know where we are." "Oh, I love this world!" "They're gonna tell you to put your hands on your head." "Do what they say." "I love the frogs, the spiders." "Remember, I'll be with you." "I'll help you." "I won't let them..." "Then I said something about cooperating, and he said he would do that." "So, I, um..." "I got in the car." "Thanks." "And when I..." "I started honking the horn." " Then when I got out, he was gone." " I'll tell you somethin'." "You lucked out." "For a while, we thought you were a body found downstate mutilated." " He wouldn't do that." " This the man he attacked?" "I wanna be clear about this, okay?" "This man and the other one were severely beating us." "James Cole didn't start it." "In fact, he saved me." "Funny thing, Doctor." "Maybe you can explain it to me, you being a psychiatrist and all." "Why is it that kidnap victims always try to tell us about the guys that grabbed 'em?" "And they try to make us understand... how kind these bastards really were." "It's a normal reaction to a life-threatening situation." "He's sick." "Okay?" "He thinks he comes from the future." "He's been living in... a meticulously constructed fantasy world, and that world is starting to disintegrate." "He needs help." "Okay." "Exhausted but apparently unharmed by her thirty-hour ordeal," "Dr. Railly returned to Baltimore this morning without making a public statement." "The author and psychiatrist is currently in seclusion at her home." "Meantime, police have pieced together a scenario of the series of events... that began with escaped mental patient James Cole..." " Sorry." " No, it's okay." "I'm just... hyperalert." "I can't sleep." " Did you take your sedative?" " I hate those things." "They mess my head up." "Uh-uh." "... where he went on a rampage of violence." "With the kidnapping of the Baltimore woman, James Cole... is now also wanted in connection with the brutal slaying of Rodney Wiggins, an ex-convict from Ardmore." "His body was discovered in an abandoned theater... not far from where Cole left three animal rights activists bound and gagged... in their Second Avenue headquarters." "Do they really believe he's going to show up here?" "Please." "And in Fresno, California, the cornfield that was jammed with spectators..." "He's dead, isn't he, that little boy?" "He's fine." "It was just a prank he and his friends pulled." "The dramatic attempt to rescue Ricky Neuman from an abandoned mine shaft... ended abruptly when playmates confessed that Neuman's disappearance was a prank... and that, in fact, the missing child was hiding in a nearby barn." "Congratulations, Cole!" " Well done." "Well done!" " Congratulations." "During your interview, while under the influence," " you told us that you liked music." " This isn't a prison." " This is a hospital." " Until you recover your equilibrium." " You're still disoriented." " It is a stressful thing." " Time travel." " You stood up very well, considering." "You connected the Army of the Twelve Monkeys with a famous virologist and his son." " Others will take over now." " We'll be back on service in months." " We'll retake the planet." " This is it, James." "What you've been working for." " A full pardon." " You'll be out of here in no time." " Women will want to know you." " I don't want your women!" "I want to get well!" "And you will be well, James." "Soon." "You know, you people don't exist." "You're not real." "We can't travel back in time." "Whoop!" "Whoop!" "Uh-uh." "You're not here." "You can't trick me." "You're in my..." "You're in my mind." "I am insane." "And you are my insanity." "He not only used the word "prank," he said the boy was hiding in a barn." "Kathryn, Kathryn." "He kidnapped you." "You saw him murder somebody, and you knew there was a real possibility he could kill you too." "You're under tremendous emotional stress." "For God's sake, Owen, listen to me." "He knew about the boy in Fresno, and he says five billion people... are gonna die." "No way he could possibly know that!" "Kathryn!" "You're a rational person." "You're a trained psychiatrist." "You know the difference between what's real and what's not." "What we say is the truth is what everybody accepts." "Right?" "Psychiatry..." "it's the latest religion." "We decide what's right and wrong." "We decide who's crazy or not." "I'm in trouble here." "I'm losing my faith." "You sure fucked up, Bob." "But I can understand." "You don't want your mistakes pointed out to you." "I can relate to that, old Bob." "Hey, I know what you're thinkin'." "You're thinkin' I don't exist except in your head." "I see that point of view." " But you could still talk to me, couldn't ya?" " I saw you... in 1996, in the real world." " You pulled out your teeth." " Why would I pull out my teeth?" "That's a no-no." "And when did you say you saw me?" " In 1872?" " Leave me alone!" "Yellin' won't get you what you want." "You have to be smart to get what you want." "And what do I want?" "You don't know what you want?" "Sure you do, Bob." "You know what you want." "You tell me." "You tell me what I want." "To see the sky and the ocean." "To be topside." "Breathe the air." "To be with... her." "Isn't that right?" "Isn't that what you want?" "Bob?" "Hello." "Dr. Railly, Jim Halperin, Philly P.D." " Sorry to call you so early this mornin'." " You found him?" "Is he okay?" "No, no." "Au contraire, Doctor." "No sign of your good friend, the kidnapper." "However, the plot does thicken." "I've got a ballistics report on my desk." "It says the bullet you claim you removed from Mr. Cole's thigh is, in fact, an antique." "And all indications are... it was fired sometime prior to the 1920s." " How 'bout I take a spin down there?" " This can't be." "Maybe you and I can grab a bite to eat." "Maybe you could revise or amplify your statement." "Dr. Railly?" "No!" "You can't trick us, you know." " It wouldn't work." " No, sir." "You haven't become addicted, have you, Cole, to that dying world?" "No, sir." "I just want to do my part to get us back on top, in charge of the planet." "And I have the experience." "I know the people involved." "He really is the most qualified." "But all that behavior." "You said we weren't real, Cole." "I don't think the human mind is meant to exist in... t-two different... uh, whatever you called it..." "dimensions?" "It's just too stressful." "You said that yourself." "It's very confusing." "You don't know what's real and what's not." "But you know what's real now." " Yes, sir." "I do." "No, no." "I don't know anything about... a monkey army, Doctor." "No, no." "Nothing whatsoever." "Good Lord, if my son was ever involved in something like that..." "Yeah?" "Well, I'm sorry." "I think it's doubly inappropriate to discuss... security matters with you, Doctor, uh, Railly." "But, uh, if it will ease your mind, rest assured that neither my son nor any other unauthorized person... has access to potentially dangerous organisms in my laboratory." "Is that clear to you now?" "Thank you so much for your concern." "Women psychiatrists!" "I attended a lecture of hers once." ""Apocalyptic Visions."" "Yes." "She was suddenly struck... by the most preposterous notion about Jeffrey." "Has she succumbed to her own..." ""theoretical" Cassandra disease?" "Maybe we ought to review our security procedures." "Yeah." "Perhaps upgrade 'em, you know?" "Beef 'em up, hmm?" "Let's consider again our current information." "If the symptoms were first detected in Philadelphia... on December 27, 1996, that makes us know that..." "It was released in Philadelphia, probably on December 13, 1996." "And was seen sequentially after that in..." "San Francisco, New Orleans," "Rio de Janeiro, uh," "Rome, Kinshasa," "Karachi, Bangkok, then Peking." "That was very well done, Cole." "Hello!" "Is somebody in there?" "If you're in there, I have to talk to you." " It's the kidnap woman." " Hello?" "The one who was with the guy who tied us up." " I have to talk." " Turn off the lights." "Turn off the light!" " What's she doin'?" " She's drawing attention to us, that's what." "I don't know what you're up to this time, Goines, but you're gonna get us in deep shit." " Walkies ready?" "Batteries charged?" " Mmm." "I saw you!" "I saw somebody in there!" " Come on." "Secret experiments." "That's what they do." "Secret weird stuff." " Not just on animals." " I know you." " Do 'em on people too, down at..." " Have you seen James Cole?" " The man who..." " They're watching you." " Takin' pictures." " The police." "I know." "Look." "I have to contact James." "It's very, very important that he's really careful when he reaches me." " Do you understand that?" "Good." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Who's James?" "He was with me." "He spoke to you... several weeks ago." "He said that you were from the future and that you were watching him." "Bolt cutters." "Bolt cutters." " Did you get bolt cutters?" " One dozen." "They're in the van." " Got the plans for the security system?" " Right here." " Committed to memory." " Hey!" "Hey!" " You know what she's doin' out there?" " What's it say?" " I don't know." "I can't see it." " Forget about my psychiatrist and concentrate on the task at hand." "Your psychiatrist?" " Did you just say your psychiatrist?" " Ex-psychiatrist." "This woman was your psychiatrist, and now she's spray-painting our building?" "What's it say?" "Kathryn!" "James?" "James!" " James." " What?" "What?" " There's a policeman over there." "Pretend you don't know me." " No." "I want to turn myself in." " Where is he?" "Where is he?" " James!" "Down!" " Come on." " No, no." "It's okay." "I'm not crazy anymore." "I mean, I am." "I'm mentally divergent." "I know that now." "I want you to help me." "I want to get better." "James!" "Let's get outta here." "He's goin'." "He's goin'." " I've seen that before." " No, James, you haven't." "A guy in a Ford is chasing her and some other guy I can't see." "No problem." "It's probably just another kidnapping... featuring Jeffrey's shrink." "Pardon me." "Make that ex-shrink." "This is your leader?" "A certifiable lunatic... who told his former psychiatrist all his plans for God knows what whacko irresponsible schemes?" "God knows what she's written on that wall!" "Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?" "You think I told her about the Army of the Twelve Monkeys, huh?" "Impossible!" "Do you know why?" "Do you know why?" "Because, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous pretend friend to animals," "I'll tell you why." "Because when I had anything to do with her six years ago, there was no such thing, I hadn't thought of it yet." " Then how come she knows what's goin' on?" " Here's my theory on that." "When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied inexhaustibly in the guise of mental health." "I was interrogated, x-rayed." "I was examined thoroughly." "They took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created a model of my mind." "Yes!" "Using that model, they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next ten years, which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind... to determine everything I was gonna do in that period." "So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into history... before it even occurred to me." "She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself." "How's that?" "Kweskin, you finish here." "I'll meet you there." "And if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized and destroyed." " Jeff?" " What?" "You're a great man." "Ahh, fuck the bozos!" "He's seriously crazy." "You know that." "On the lookout for..." "The name is Cole." "There." "Over there." "Okay." "Come on." " I need a room." " Thirty-five bucks an hour." " An hour?" " You want quarter hours?" "Go someplace else." "Uh, here's... twenty-five, six, seven for an hour." " Deal?" " Hey!" "Turn it off!" "One hour, honey babe." "Number sixty-four." "Sixth floor." "Up the stairs, end of the hall." "Elevator's busted." "She's not honey babe." "She's a doctor." "My psychiatrist." "Understand?" "Whatever gets it up for you, Jack." "Tommy, this is Charlie over at the Globe." "You know if Wallace has a new girl?" "Sort of a rookie type?" "A little weird?" "Does fantasy acts?" "Okay, you were standing there looking up at the moon." "You were splashing through the water, and then what?" "I thought I was in prison again." "Just like that, you were in prison?" "No, not really." "Like you said." "It was all in my mind." "You disappeared." "One minute you were there, the next minute you were gone." "Did you run through the woods, or..." "I don't know." "I don't remember." "The boy in the well." "How did you know that was just a hoax?" "It was?" "I d-didn't know." "You said he was hiding in the barn!" "I think I maybe saw a TV show about that when I was a kid, where a boy..." "It wasn't a TV show!" "It was real!" "M-Maybe this boy saw the same TV show that I did, and he c-copied it." "Look, you were right." "I, I am mentally ill." "I imagined all these things, these people." " Ooh." " I know they're not real." "I can trick them." "I, I..." "I can make them do what I want." "I worked on 'em a little bit." " I got back here to get better." " Ah!" " I can stay here." " What does this mean to you?" " I think I had a dream like... about this." "You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James." "How did it get there?" "I don't know." "Look, you sa..." "You said I had delusions." " That I created this world." "You said you could explain." " I can't!" "I'm trying to, and..." "I, I can't believe that everything we say or do has already happened." "We can't change what's gonna happen." "And if five billion people are gonna die, it's..." "I want the future to be unknown." "I want to become a whole person again." "I want this to be the present." "I want to stay here..." "this time... with you." "James, do you remember six years ago you had a phone number?" " It was the wrong number then." " A woman answered." "It was the wrong number in 1990." "It should be the right number now." "Do you remember it?" "The number?" "Do you..." "The number?" "Do you..." "This is my territory, bitch!" " Is this real, or is this one of my delusions?" " This is definitely real." "Uh, excuse me." " I, I think we've got a little misunderstanding here." " Oh?" " Yeah." "We..." " Gee, really?" "Now, you just sit tight!" "You listen to me, little Miss Understanding." "You think you can go around me and peddle your ass in this part of town?" "You bet your life we got what I would call a major fuckin' misunderstanding." "Hey!" "James, no!" "Don't!" " Uh, put him in the closet." "Take his money first!" " You want me to rob him?" " We need cash, James!" " No, no!" "Call the cops!" "Call the cops!" "What's goin' on?" "I've got friends, man." " Don't fuckin' kill me." " James!" "James!" "No, James!" "No!" "No, James!" "No!" "Open the door!" "What the fuck are you doin'?" "Please don't hurt him." "Open the door." "James, come on." "Just in case..." "Just in case I'm not crazy." "This is how they find us." "By our teeth." "I don't want them to find me... ever." "I don't want to go back." "...calling in a domestic incident." " Get out!" "Get back." "You'd better load." "Police!" "Throw your weapons out and come on out!" "Hey!" "Is that the cops?" "Hey, I'm the innocent victim here." "I was attacked by a coked-up whore and a, a fuckin' crazy dentist." "Try to blend in." "Oh, Jesus!" "Come on." "There's gotta be a phone around here somewhere." "There." "O-Over there." "Look." " I'm gonna try that number, okay?" " Okay." " Let's hope it's nothing." " Okay." "James!" "James!" "It's okay!" "We're insane." "We're crazy." "It's a carpet cleaning company." " A carpet cleaning company?" " Yeah." "No superiors." "No scientists." "No men from the future." "It's just a carpet cleaning company." "They have voice mail." "You leave a message telling where you want your carpet cleaned." " You left them a message?" " Yeah." "I couldn't resist." "Wait 'til they hear this nutty woman telling them to watch for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "I said, "The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys."" "They're the ones who are gonna do it." "I can't do anything more now." "I have to go." "Have a merry Christmas."" "You couldn't have heard me." "I..." "They got your message, Kathryn." "They played it for me." "It was a bad recording, distorted." "I didn't recognize your voice." "For the perfect Christmas gift..." " Mmm, and this." "Is everything okay?" "You want anything?" "Shall I put this on your account, ma'am?" "No." "That'll be cash." "Uh..." "Can you tell me what floor the wigs are on?" "You turned the thing into a fucking computer." " And Fale believed it." " You know Fale." "If you guys get nailed, which I'm pretty sure you will," "I've never seen you before in my fuckin' life." " Aha!" " Yeah!" "C'mon, c'mon." "Bring 'im through." "C'mon." "Okay, drive!" "What's the harm in openin' the bag?" "His eyes are taped, right?" "Right?" "Okay." "Okay." "Hello." "Hello." " Wanna hear the monkey speak?" " Yeah!" "Ahh!" "Jeffrey?" "Jeffrey, I know that's you." " I recognize your voice." " No, you don't." "I also know all about your warped little plan." "That lady, your psychiatrist?" "She told me." "I didn't believe her." "It just seemed too crazy, even for you." "But just in case, I took steps to make sure you couldn't go through with it." "I don't have the code anymore, Jeffrey." "I don't have access to the virus." "I took myself..." " out of the loop." " Too late!" "Too late!" "We've got plans for you, Dad." "Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!" "Agh!" "Agh!" "Agh!" "I never let myself believe it." "Now I know it's true." " Jeffrey?" " Hmm?" "You're completely insane." "No, I'm not." "There's a cross section of one of the old trees that's been cut down." "Here I was born." "And there I died." "It was only a moment for you." "Y-You took no notice." " I think I've seen this movie before." " Shh." " When I was a kid, I saw it on TV." " Don't talk." " I did see it before." " Tall trees." "Have you been here before?" " Yes." " When?" " I don't... recognize this." " When were you born?" " Long ago." " Where?" "What's the matter?" " Tell me." "Madeleine, tell me." " No!" "It's just like what's happening with us." "Like the past." "The movie never changes." "It can't change." "But every time you see it, it seems different because you're different." " You see different things." " Please don't ask me." "If you can't change anything because it's already happened, you may as well smell the flowers." "What flowers?" " That's an expression." " Shh." "Promise me you won't ask me again." "Please?" "Kathryn," "why are you doing this?" "I want to know why." "What if I'm wrong?" "What if you're wrong?" "What if I am crazy?" "In a few weeks, it will have started or it won't." "If there's still... football games, traffic jams, TV shows and armed robberies, we're going to be so glad that we'll be thrilled to see the police." "I'm responsible for you now." " The Chinese say once you've saved a person's life," " Shh." " you're responsible for it forever, so I'm committed." " Do you have a plan?" "I have to know." "There's so little that I know." "You said you'd never seen the ocean." "Hurry up." "Come on." "What?" "Jeffrey?" "You know I can't see." "Where are we?" "Jeffrey?" "Please." "Kathryn?" "We have 9:30 reservations for Key West." "I, uh..." "just didn't recognize you." "Well, you look pretty different yourself." "It was always you." "In my dream." "It was al..." "It was always you." "I remember you like this." "You do?" "I felt I've known you before." "I feel I've always known you." "I'm so scared." "What time's your flight?" " 9:30." " Might be tight." "Tight?" "No." "My watch says 7:30." "On your normal morning', okay." "Plenty of time." "But today you gotta take into account your Army of the Twelve Monkeys factor." "What?" "What'd you say?" "Twelve Monkeys." "In case you folks didn't turn on your radio this mornin'." "Bunch of weirdos let all of the animals out of the zoo." "They locked up this big-shot scientist in one of the cages." "Scientist's own kid one of the ones did it." "They've got animals all over the place." "Bunch of zebras closed down the thruway 'bout an hour ago." "And they got some thing called an emu." "It's got traffic blocked for miles on 676." "...what they think they're accomplishing by releasing an animal like this..." " into a city like this one." " Oh." " That's what they were up to, freeing animals." " On the walls." " It said, "We did it." They meant the animals." " The animals, yeah." "If I could interrupt for a moment, Mr. Ginger..." " There is going to be a press conference from City Hall." "I think it's gonna be all right." "Tell your people if they spot either one of them, not to try and apprehend them." "They should notify us." "We have people all over the airport." "We'll take care of 'em." "Skycap to gate 47, please." "... for Chicago is now ready for boarding at gate 17." "Flight 623 to Minneapolis is now boarding at gate..." " I know this place." " Airports all look the same." "This is my dream." "Your mustache." "It's not just my dream." "I was actually here." "I remember now." "I..." "About a week or two before the..." "before everyone started dying." "Oh." "Uh, careful." "They might be looking for us." " I was here... as a kid." " Use this." " I think you were here then too." " James!" "If they identify us, they're going to send us someplace, but it won't be Key West." " Okay." " Okay." "Okay." " I'll go fix this." " Okay." "I'm gonna get the tickets." "I'll meet you in the newspaper stand." " Okay." " Okay." "This is a general information announcement." " Judy Simmons." "I have reservations for Key West." " Okay." "Flight 623 to Minneapolis... is now boarding at gate 44." " I don't see a lot of this." "It's cash." " It's a long story." "We'll begin boarding in about 20 minutes." " You have a nice flight, Miss Simmons." " Thank you." "Hello." "How are you today?" "I don't know whether you're there or not." "Maybe you just clean carpets." "If you do, you're lucky." "You're gonna live a long, happy life." "But if you other guys are out there, if you're picking this up, forget about the Army of the Twelve Monkeys." "They didn't do it." "It was a mistake." "Someone else did it." "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys is just a bunch of dumb kids playin' revolutionaries." "Listen." "I've done my job." "I did what you wanted." "Good luck." "I'm not coming back." "Whoo-ee!" "San Francisco, New Orleans," "Rio de Janeiro, Rome," "Kinshasa, Karachi, Bangkok and Peking." "This is some trip you're taking, sir." "Is this all in one week?" " Business." " Hmm." "Have a good one, sir." "Any luggage found unattended will be removed and destroyed." "Got yourself a prob, Bob?" "Leave me alone!" " I made a report." "I didn't have to do that." " Point of fact." "You don't belong here." "It's not permitted to let you stay." "This is the present." "This is not the past." "This is not the future." "This is right now!" "I'm not leaving'!" "Get that?" "You can't stop me." "Anything you say, Chief." "It's none of my business." "Passengers for flight..." " Hey, Cole." " Leave me alone!" "Calm down, Cole." "It's me." "Cole, it's me." " Jose?" " Yeah, right." "Jose." "Why'd you pull out the tooth?" "That was nuts." " Here, take this." " What?" "What for?" "Are you crazy?" "Me?" "Are you kidding?" "You're the one." "You're a hero, man." "They gave you a pardon." "What do you do?" "You come back and fuck with your teeth." " How did you find me?" " The phone call, man." "They did their reconstruction thing on it." "The phone?" "The phone call I just made?" " Five minutes ago." " Yeah, five minutes ago." "Thirty years ago." "They just put it together." ""Uh, hey, this is Cole, James." "I don't know whether you're there or not." "Maybe you just clean carpets."" "Where'd you get that from? "Forget about the Army of the Twelve Monkeys."" "Man, if only they could've got your message earlier." "Take it." "You could still be a hero if you cooperate!" "Come on, James." "It's okay." " Here's your change." "Thank you." " Thank you." " Sorry." " No problem." " Hi." " Hi." "Flight 784 for San Francisco is ready for boarding at gate 38." "Flight 784 for San Francisco is ready for boarding..." "Oh, my God!" "I got orders." "You know what I'm supposed to do if you don't go along?" "Shoot the lady." " What?" " You got that?" "They said, "If Cole don't obey..."" " I'll break your fuckin'..." "You hear me?" "Volunteers now boarding at gate 37." "You see?" "I had no choice." "These are my orders, man." "Just take it." "Take it!" " This part isn't about the virus at all, is it?" "It's about following' orders." "About doin' what you're told." "Hey, man." "You got a pardon." "What do you want?" " Who am I supposed to shoot?" "Who am I supposed to shoot?" " James!" "James!" "Dr. Goines's assistant." "He's an apocalypse nut." "I think he's involved." "The next flight to San Francisco leaves from gate 38." "If he's there, I'm sure he's part of it." "...please go to gate 13." "Mr. Holtz, you wanna have a look at this, please?" "Excuse me, sir." "Would you mind..." " letting me have a look at the contents of your bag?" " Me?" "We don't have time for this." "Excuse me." "Biological samples." " I have the papers right here." " Yeah." "I'm gonna have to ask you to open this up, sir." "Open it?" "Why, yes, of course." "What could be better?" "Look over here." "Look at the planes." "Hurry up." " Excuse me." " Ma'am, you have to get in the line." "See?" "Biological." "Check the papers." "It's all proper." "I have a permit." " It's empty." " Well, yes, to be sure." "It looks empty;" "but I assure you, it's not." " You don't understand." " No, I don't have to understand." "You have to get in line." "This is very important." "There's a man." "He's carrying a deadly virus." "There, you see?" "Also invisible to the naked eye." "It doesn't..." "even have an odor." "That's not necessary, sir." "There you go." "Thank you for your cooperation." "Have a good flight." "Yeah." " Who are you calling a moron?" " I am calling you a fucking moron!" " Fucking moron?" " Get your hands off her!" "Hold it." "Wait a moment." "Fuckin' moron?" "You're not gettin' through." "Now get in the line!" "I said stop!" "There he is!" "That man!" "He's carrying a deadly virus!" "Stop him!" "Somebody, please stop him!" "Police Offi..." "He's got a gun!" "Watch it!" "No!" "Freeze!" "Excuse me." "It's obscene, all the violence, all the lunacy." "Shootings even at airports now." "You might say that we're the next endangered species." "Human beings." "I think you're right, ma'am." "I think you've hit the nail on the head." "Jones is my name." "I'm in insurance."

"Bring me back." "Back into Section?" "Yes." "JONES:" "He helped The Collective inflict unprecedented damage." "And now suddenly, he wants to change sides." "NIKITA:" "With the intel he would provide, we could strike back at The Collective." "JONES:" "Assuming he's telling the truth." "You want to do this?" "I do." "Michael, this is Mr. Jones." "Mr. Jones, Michael Samuelle." "MICHAEL:" "There's a conference tomorrow." "The Collective plans to disrupt the conference." "I can stop it at a price." "I have a son, Adam." "Where is he?" "Is there another archive request active?" "No." "Why?" "OPERATIONS:" "Someone else is in." "The Collective." "It has to be." "Hello, Adam." "The best available operatives." "Quickly." "Have them meet me in transport in five minutes." "Adam, listen to me." "My name is Paul." "I'm a friend of your father." "GRAFF:" "We have intel concerning a man very high up in your organization." "Goes by the name of Jones." "You bring me Jones, or your son dies." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "**(MUSIC PLAYING)" "(GASPS)" "(GRUNTS)" "Michael?" "Michael, what happened?" "I got Adam out." "Where's Adam?" "It's better if you don't know." "How'd you get out?" "(MACHINE GUN FIRING)" "They showed me where Adam was." "They didn't think I'd make a move." "But I didn't trust them, so I took a chance." "(MICHAEL PANTING)" "(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)" "ADAM:" "Daddy." "(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)" "I took Adam to a safe place." "He'll be fine for a couple of days." "Are you sure you haven't been followed?" "Yes." "But they're looking for me." "Michael, you're hurt, more than you want to admit." "Take me back to Section." "I can guide a team to The Collective's headquarters." "(WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH)" "KATE:" "Who are those two?" "Kelley and Mauk from Oversight, the lucky runners-up." "To what?" "Daddy offered Nikita Operations' post." "She turned it down in a big way." "So, one of those two is going to be in charge of my life." "Afraid so, darling." "Any difference between them?" "I worked with both of them at Oversight." "Kelley is a pain." "Nothing's ever good enough for her." "What about Mauk?" "Good woman." "Smart." "Great attitude." "She'd be a good choice." ""Good woman"?" ""Great attitude"?" "Somehow that doesn't sound like you, Jason." "Why don't you tell me what you really think of her?" "She's a jerk, too." "But I did a couple of favors for her at Oversight." "She owes me big time." "If she takes over, I'll have it pretty cushy." "The real Jason's back." "So, how are you going to rig the election, then?" "I don't know yet." "I've gotta talk to Walter, see if he can help me poison Kelley." "Myra Mauk?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "You know her?" "All too well." "What's wrong?" "If she takes over The Perch, I'm toast." "Toast." "You can forget the Farm." "I'll be sent right to abeyance." "I'll be dead in a week." "You did her." "Worse than that, I didn't do her." "You lost me." "Well, about 20 years ago," "I was assigned to a Spec Ops at Oversight." "She was in charge." "Well, we found ourselves in Paris." "We had 36 hours downtime, and she insisted that we spend it in bed." "JASON:" "What's wrong with that?" "I had other plans." "Another girl?" "No, a woman." "I turned her down, and for months after that, she put me in every deadly situation that came along." "That was a long time ago." "I'm sure she's over it." "Oh, no." "No." "You don't know her." "Actually, I do." "I spent some time at Oversight, got to know her a bit." "You gotta help me, Jason." "What do you want me to do?" "Get something on her." "Put it right there in front of Jones." "That could backfire on me." "WALTER:" "On you?" "I could be dead." "Come on, Jase." "Help me, please?" "Get him to Medical." "Where's Jones?" "In The Perch." "He'll do the profile himself after I debrief Michael." "No." "I need to brief Jones personally." "Why?" "There are certain things only he will understand." "I don't think that's a good idea." "We don't have time for this." "Tell Jones to meet us in Medical." "Not yet." "NIKITA:" "At least, let them give you an anesthetic." "The pain keeps me focused." "Come back in 10 minutes." "Hello." "JONES:" "I was glad to hear that Adam is safe." "Thank you." "We'll get you patched up soon." "In the meantime, tell me what you know." "The refraction sequence will be in effect soon, if it's not already." "And their fail-safe protocol?" "There are two contingencies." "Ah." "I did ask Quinn to download... (GRUNTS)" "What are you doing?" "Well, now, congratulations on your miraculous recovery." "The Collective still has Adam." "You lied to me?" "Yes." "They want to make a trade." "Me for the boy." "Shoot him, Nikita." "Nikita, it's the only way to keep Adam alive." "Once they release him, I'll find a way to get your father out." "JONES:" "He has been consistently deceiving us." "Do not trust him." "Let's go." "Yes." "MICHAEL:" "I have Jones." "Good." "Bring him in." "No." "I want to hand him off to you, not to Graff." "HALED:" "Why?" "I don't trust Graff." "It doesn't matter who you trust." "You used to be Graff's equal." "Now you work for him." "Doesn't that bother you?" "What are you trying to say?" "If you brought in Jones yourself, things might change." "No, no, no." "It's my decision, and my decision alone." "I'll send you the location." "You keep your half of the bargain." "Bring Adam." "All right." "Perry." "Perry." "Perry." "Perry, put a hold on that relay to Two." "I want to wait for the result to the Athens operation." "MYRA:" "No." "Send it now." "Myra." "Whatever way it falls in Athens," "Two needs that information, and the sooner, the better." "Hello, Jason." "I trust you can still be counted on." "What are you doing here, Myra?" "Jones wants Kelley and me to run Section for a few days before he makes his choice." "Where is Jones?" "I've been trying to reach him." "He's been called away for a few days, and I'm covering Comm while he's gone." "Did he give you a code?" "All right." "I'll forward everything to you." "Well, good." "Let's talk." "I assume you know what's going on." "You and Kelley are both up for Operations." "That's right, and I intend to get it." "Can I count on you to help?" "I'm not sure what I can do." "I want a list." "Three columns:" "allies, detractors and irrelevant." "What's the problem?" "I don't know how to make those evaluations." "Most of these people don't know you." "You know my politics." "You can do it." "Okay." "Good." "You know, your profile does not suggest that you would jeopardize global security for any one person." "Not even your son." "Nor does it suggest that you would encourage Nikita to murder her own father." "You know, The Collective will want you to perform many more tricks before they release your son." "Handing me over is simply the first." "If you need anything, knock." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "Where's my son?" "He's safe." "We agreed you would bring him." "HALED:" "Give me Jones first." "There may be one or two other services we need from you, then we'll discuss the release of the boy." "If you want to see your son, give us Jones." "Over there." "Open it." "(GROANS)" "That was not smart." "Where's my son?" "You just killed him." "If he dies, you die." "You think you can trade me for the boy?" "Graff won't make that deal." "Then let's take Graff out of the equation." "With Graff gone, you'll be in charge." "NIKITA:" "We'll give you The Collective." "You give us Adam." "Or I can kill you right now." "It's your choice." "What do you want?" "When is he vulnerable over the next 24 hours?" "He's making a weapons purchase tomorrow morning." "Haled's secured." "He's been out of The Collective for a while." "What if Graff gets suspicious, cancels the purchase?" "We'll think of another plan." "Like what?" "I don't know." "He's my father, Michael." "He hasn't been much of one." "I won't hand him over to The Collective to be tortured and killed." "Adam's my son." "I won't let him die." "(GUN COCKING)" "We have to go." "(MEN CHATTERING)" "I'll get a different angle." "I've got a clear shot." "(MUFFLED GUNSHOT) Good." "Good." "(GRUNTS)" "(GUN FIRING)" "(MACHINE GUN FIRING)" "(SCREAMS)" "(GRUNTS)" "(GUN FIRING)" "WALTER:" "Hey, Jase." "Jase!" "Come on." "You taking care of what we talked about?" "Sort of." "Sort of?" "It's complicated." "Yeah, oh, yeah." "But you can do it, right?" "I don't know yet." "You mean, you don't know how you're going to do it, or if you want to do it?" "Look, Walter, don't lay a guilt trip on me, all right?" "You and my brother may have been close, but you and I don't go back that far." "I don't care how far back we go." "If Myra gets the job, I'm dead." "Keep her out of The Perch." "I can't." "Jones has given her control of Comm." "That means he's already made up his mind." "Best I can do right now is cover my own ass." "So you think you're smart just taking care of numero uno?" "What else can you do in a place like this?" "You take care of your friends, and your friends take care of you." "You're kidding, right?" "Your brother gave his life to save everybody else's here." "Anybody tell you that?" "I'm not my brother." "You know," "I'm kind of glad that he never really got to know you." "He would have been ashamed." "(DOOR OPENING)" "We've done our part." "Now I want my son." "I have to go back to The Collective to assume command." "When that's settled, I'll deliver the boy." "How long?" "I'll contact you on an open channel." "Haled." "Section's intel base is thorough." "What of it?" "Recently you moved your family to Tunisia." "A small village called Medenine." "What now?" "Release Jones." "Take him back to Section." "Are you sure?" "I need Section resources to provide security for Adam's return." "Jones will tell them to cooperate." "After what we've done, I'm not so sure." "He claims Section exists to protect the innocent." "Let him prove it." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "Michael." "MICHAEL:" "Yes." "JASON:" "It's from The Collective." "A location." "You're on the grid." "All clear." "The coordinates indicate a small structure at the north end of the park." "Is the path still clear?" "I'm sweeping now." "Exterior looks good." "NIKITA:" "What about inside the structure?" "Infrared indicates warmth." "A person?" "Most likely." "Quinn." "Yes?" "I'm getting a reading here, but the intensity is diminishing." "KATE:" "It's cooling down." "Cooling down?" "What is it?" "It should be Adam." "Not anymore." "What do you mean?" "Temperature readout." "Whoever it is has been dead at least a half hour." "Oh, no." "I have to find out who's in charge now and negotiate with him." "What do you have to negotiate with?" "Whatever they want." "(RIFLE COCKING)" "MAN:" "Jones wants you back in Section." "Now." "(MYRA LAUGHING)" "MYRA:" "So, did you have any luck with the list?" "Right here." "Did you get done what I asked you to get done?" "(MYRA LAUGHING)" "That's very good." "JASON:" "I thought you'd like that." "MAN 2:" "Come with us, please." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "What was that about?" "Guess they found something in her file they didn't like." "You have anything to do with it?" "No." "Why would I?" "My mistake." "(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)" "Have you heard from The Collective?" "JONES:" "No." "They're obviously going through a change of leadership." "Their behavior will therefore be erratic for some time." "Adam?" "They still have him." "They've moved their base, so we don't know where they're keeping him." "There is one hope." "I could contact them through an open channel and offer to exchange you for Adam." "Why would they accept?" "Well, now that I am out of reach, it will let them save face" "and give them your complete knowledge of Section." "Why would you permit it?" "Because you will commit suicide rather than give them that knowledge." "They'll be watching for that." "This contains a membrane, which fits the roof of the mouth." "Virtually undetectable." "You press it hard with your tongue for five seconds, five seconds later, you are dead." "You will now give me your word that you will use it the minute you know that Adam is safe." "You have my word." "Very clever." "Oh, you think you've found a way to kill Michael that I'll find acceptable?" "It is important to save the boy." "NIKITA:" "The Collective have promised to let Adam go twice, and twice they haven't done it." "Why should it be any different this time?" "It is Adam's only chance." "And Michael has agreed." "Michael doesn't have a choice." "You do." "My dear girl, none of us have a choice." "Least of all me." "Do you think, with Michael gone," "I'm going to stay and run Section?" "Well, we'll see." "(COMPUTER BEEPING)" "The answer is coming through from The Collective." "Never gonna happen." "We'll see." "(BIRD CAWING)" "You'll take care of Adam." "I will." "Goodbye, Nikita." "Goodbye, Michael." "Goodbye." "JONES:" "There's one last complication." "I'm afraid I lied." "It is not you they want." "It's me." "I do apologize for this whole charade." "But, you see, I had to make it appear convincing." "We were under constant observation by my colleagues, and they certainly wouldn't allow me to give myself up." "So, it all comes down to you, Nikita." "I need your promise that you will return to Section and become Operations and then eventually take over from me as I had always planned." "I cannot go if you don't say yes." "Yes." "One day you will realize it is the right decision." "Always trust your father." "* I awake to find no peace of mind *" "* I said how do you live *" "Adam!" "Daddy?" "Daddy, Daddy!" "* Where I cannot see so clear *" "* I said what do I know *" "* Show me the right way to go *" "* And the spies came out of the water *" "* And you're feeling so bad 'cause you know *" "* That the spies hide out in every corner *" "* But you can't touch them though *" "* 'Causes they're all spies **" "(MAN ANNOUNCING ON PA SYSTEM)" "(WOMAN ANNOUNCING IN FRENCH)" "Take him as far away from here as possible." "Help him forget." "You'll be all right." "According to my father, I was born for this." "There'll be a time when Adam won't need me anymore." "You know where I am." "**(MUSIC PLAYING)" "I love you." "I love you."

"We go now." "Where your friend?" "He's outside taking a piss." "He'll be right back." "Gun no good." "You give me." "No." "It's a very good gun." "Give me your gun." "You understand?" "I understand." "I'm just not giving you my gun." "Give him the gun, Archer." "You're kidding, right?" "Every 12-year-old in this country is carrying a Kalashnikov." "Exactly why your pea shooter ain't worth shit." "Give it to him." "Where are you from?" "All over." "But I was born in Sudan." "Your English is very good." "So is yours." "What is your business here?" "Ahmed asked me to come." "He didn't tell me." "I can't negotiate like this." "Negotiate what?" "I have six crates of Semtex, custom-built detonators, in my truck." "Are you interested?" "Please... sit down." "I can also show you how to use them without blowing yourself up." "Unintentionally, that is." "Unintentionally." "That's funny." "Samir." "Ahmed." "He was just about to." "What was that all about?" "The captain was impressed with the SIG." "I told him he could keep it." " My gun?" "" "You gave him my gun?" "A small gesture of good will goes a long way in this part of the world." "Shukran." "Let's go." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Hello, Mr. Horn, I'm Special Agent Clayton, FBI." " This is Agent Archer. " "FBI?" "Since when does the FBI operate in Yemen?" "We don't." "We have no authority here." "You're under Yemeni custody." "Bad fucking news for you." "If you're willing to help us, we may be able to help you." "You're gonna help me with no authority?" "They listen to us a touch closer when it comes to terrorism." "Oh, I'm a terrorist?" "I don't know." "You tell me." "You been selling them explosives?" "Oh, I sell to whoever can afford to buy." "Like the United States government." "Only ours don't kill innocent people." "Oh, yeah, they do, genius." "People just usually have darker skin." "Let's skip the political debate." "We just want to know where the Semtex was headed." "I don't know." "I didn't ask." "But you knew where it came from." "Yeah." "It fell off the back of a truck." "Answer the question." "You need to take some lessons from the locals." "Ohh!" "Let me talk to him." "Sorry." "Must have forgotten my Bill of Rights at home." "It's clear to me that you're not a fanatic, Samir." "An opportunist perhaps, but not a fanatic." "So consider this opportunity." "You have an American passport, which means I can get you out of here." "But I do need an answer." "You want to spend the rest of your life here, in Yemen?" "You go right ahead." "But you and I both know that I'm likely to be the last friendly face you're gonna see for a very long time." "I don't have anything to say to you." "The only difference between you and him is he knows he's an asshole." "Why don't you just go home, Agent Clayton." " Nice guy." " You shouldn't have hit him." " He deserved it." " That's not the point." "You get a suspect to talk by pushing his buttons, not by letting him push yours." "Nobody ever teach you that?" "You are a traitor." "You sold us out." "Then why am I in here with you?" "Allahu Akbar." "Allahu Akbar." "Allahu Akbar." "Eh, eh, eh." "You understand me?" "Do you understand me?" "Mmm." "Ah, forget Allah." "They cracked the encryption on that satphone you guys found in Yemen." "Check out the call log." "14 calls to Rome in early January, 17 calls to Berlin in March," "11 to Amsterdam in early May." "It correlates exactly with the Al-Nathir bombings." "Rome, Berlin, Amsterdam." "Where did the calls go?" "Payphones located in largely immigrant, Muslim neighborhoods." "What have you found on Samir Horn?" "No criminal record." "I searched NCIC, state and local databases." "Nothing so far." "Well, check with the military liaison, too." "He sure as shit didn't learn to put detonators together in high school." "Allahu Akbar." "It's time to finish what we started." "It's already finished." "Lay your hand on any of my brothers, and it will mean your life." "Shukran." "Where did you learn to play?" "My father." "How about you?" "Boarding school in Switzerland." " You win." " You want to play again?" "I haven't had anybody to play with for ages." "Why don't you play with one of them?" "They're soldiers, not thinkers." "Soldiers or martyrs?" "You know, I've been in a lot of battles." "And they may have felt like a suicide mission at the time, but we always had a plan to come home." "You must be willing to sacrifice some of your pawns if you want to win the game." " I don't know." " I think you do." "You risked your life to share your food with a stranger." "That's not the same thing." "I was just doing my duty." " If I'd known there was..." " Jihad is also your duty." "Ahmed told me what you have done in Afghanistan." "Tactics have changed, my friend." "Tactics always change." "You don't defeat an empire fighting by their rules." "Once upon a time, it was the Americans who were terrorists to the British." "They've forgotten the history already." "Allahu Akbar." "Allahu Akbar." "Piece of sh..." "Senor?" "All right, don't tell anyone I said this, but you're right." " The military had a file on him." " Hmm." "Staff Sergeant Samir Horn." "U.S. Army Special Forces." "Trained at Fort Bragg." " Engineering and Explosives." " All right, skip to the next page." "Horn was his mother's name." "She's from Chicago." "His father was Sudanese." "Moved all over the Middle East." "Had ties with the Muslim Brotherhood." "Was killed in a car bombing in '78." "Not sure which side was behind it." " Is that so?" " Oh, and it gets better." "The Army sent Horn to Pakistan in '86 to train in the Afghan rebels." "It's where he got in touch with his Muslim roots." "Decided he wanted in on the action." "When his tour was over, he stayed behind, and joined the Mujahideen." "There's been a bombing in Spain." "Eleven Americans dead." "They've got the bomber." "...an American tour group was the target of the attack, apparently." "The latest carried out by Nathir, the Islamic terrorist whose identity and whereabouts remain a mystery to authorities." "Do you have a woman?" "A family?" "No." "You don't want no kids?" "I don't have a woman." "What language do you dream in?" "English." "Me, too." "Really?" "You know, it's funny..." "I don't even feel at home speaking my own language sometimes." "I don't feel at home anywhere." "Samir." "Samir?" "There is somebody that I want you to meet when we get out of here." "We're in prison in Yemen for terrorism." "I wouldn't make any plans, man." "This guy's got to be in a state of shock." "He planned on waking up in Paradise with 72 virgins." "Blow yourself up to get laid." "This has got to be some crazy shit." "Where I grew up, the Klan burned crosses in front of people's houses and called it "Christianity."" "And then my daddy and the folks from the church would drive over and put 'em out." "Seems every religion has more than one face." "How you doin'?" "Okay, I think I know." "You wish you were dead, don't ya?" "You wish you'd been successful?" "I've killed dozens of infidels." "But you're still alive." "And you don't strike me as a coward." "Of course I'm not a coward." "Well, some people are going to think you lost your nerve." "I didn't." "You know, tomorrow's newspaper is going to have your face on the front page with a story about you being captured and helping the police." " That's a lie." " You survived the blast." "You fell into enemy hands." "I don't think it is a lie." "Who do you think's gonna have to pay for your failure?" "So I'm guessing it'll be your cousin, Hussein." "He's the one that got you into all this, right?" "Don't be surprised, Ziyad." "We know everything about you... family, friends... work, phone records." "We even know what you listen to on your iPod." "Leave me alone." "There is a way out." "But you're gonna have to give us some information." "Nobody knows you're alive." "If you answer my questions, tomorrow's headline could tell the world that you're dead." "Why should Hussein suffer for this?" "Why should everyone think you're a coward?" "Come on, Ziyad." "You talk now or talk later." "The only difference is the story that everybody's gonna hear about you." "Everything all right, brother?" "Have faith." "And stay close." "No, no, no!" "No, no, no." "Stay down." "Wait, wait, wait." "Now!" "Go, go!" " Sh..." " No, no, no, no." "Wait, wait." "Come on!" "Come on!" "All I know is I was supposed to go to America, not Spain." "All I know is I was supposed to go to America, not Spain." "Nathir was sending a whole bunch of us." "And how many made it in the U.S.?" "I don't know... 30, 40." "Maybe more." "They were handing out student visas." "And that's all I..." "Nice work." "The confession we got in Spain was clear." "Now, the only reason Ziyad Hamzi didn't make it into the United States is because his student visa was rejected." "But Nathir has sent others and they are here." "Anybody else have anything on Nathir?" "About six months ago we picked up an intercept." "Nothing solid but they did talk about a Al-Nathir operation code named "Risala"... an attack with multiple suicide bombers here in the U.S." "Hold on a sec." "You had intel on a domestic attack and you didn't pass it on?" "It was unsubstantiated." "Well how could it be if you didn't share it?" "Enough." "I don't want to hear anymore about people hoarding intel." "We're taking this threat seriously." "The White House is gonna want action." "I'm talking about a major roundup of guys who fit this profile." "And everyone works together on this." " Kelly was pretty worked up." " So?" "So a couple months back he told me that you were working an asset inside on Nathir." "That was off the record." "Yeah." "I'm just saying maybe, uh... maybe that guy knows something." "He's gone silent." "For all I know, he's gone over to the other side." "When the ship docks, you have a choice." "You can get off and walk away as a free man." "Our people can get you past customs." "Then you're on your own." "What if I stay?" "Our path is not for everyone." "I understand." "I think of you as a friend, Samir." "So I will tell you this." "Do not decide lightly." "♪♪" " Bonsoir." " Bonsoir." "" " Merci beaucoup, ma cherie." "What's the matter?" " It's halal." " It's a Krug '95, actually." "Don't look so disturbed, Samir." "We shave, we drink alcohol, and sometimes we even eat pork." "Hmm?" "In the qur'an, it's called Taqiyya." ""Become like your enemy to deceive your enemy."" "That's not Taqiyya." "Excuse me?" "With all due respect, Brother Fareed, the Hadith says that the prophet Muhammad Sall-Allahu Alayhi Wa Sallam told his followers that they could lie about being Muslims to save their lives if death was imminent." " It didn't mention..." " Is death not imminent now?" "We're at war today." "And to be effective, you need to blend in." "No one's even looking at us." "I told you, he's not some foot soldier." "Samir is a man of faith." "Faith is good." "But you have to know how to follow orders, too." "In one of the largest Homeland Security operations to date," "ICS and FBI agents are questioning foreign students who were issued visas in Middle Eastern countries over the past two years." "In some major cities, where there are large numbers..." "A number of American groups have protested the operation, claiming that it unfairly targets innocent civilians and amounts to racial profiling." "The American Civil Liberty's Union has filed has found that the American invasion and occupation of Iraq has helped spawn a new generation of Islamic radicalism." "Homeland Security... a waste of time and resources." "We'll never find them this way." "There are 1.2 billion Muslims in this world." "Only 20% of them are Arab." "These people could look like anybody, except maybe you." "What, so you don't think we should be profiling these guys?" "I just think we should be concentrating on the one suspect that we do have." "We train to kill, but it doesn't mean that we love violence." "We use violence only because it has been used against us." "The crusaders have invade our land, drop bombs on our people, stole our natural resources." "We are fighting to end the suffering." "We are fighting to end the humiliation and murder of..." "The Americans accuse us of killing innocent civilians." "Yet they have been spilling the blood of innocent Muslims for decades." "Does our blood not count?" "Allahu Akbar." "History has shown us that time and time again no matter how great the empire, no matter how difficult the odds, a man who is not afraid to die can never be defeated." "Allahu Akbar." "Allahu Akbar." "Thank you." "Your son is in a lot of trouble." "What sort of trouble?" "He's involved with a terrorist organization." "Do you believe in God, Detective Clayton?" "Uh, we don't use the term "Detective," ma'am." "You didn't answer my question." "Yes, I do believe in God." "Why do you ask?" "Because you will never understand a man like Samir if you don't." "Would you describe him as a devout Muslim?" "He's Muslim." "I don't believe there is a sliding scale." "Do you know what the word "Islam" means?" ""Submission."" "Yes. "Submission."" "Submission to God's will is absolute." "Do you think Samir believes it's God's will for him to kill others?" "You carry a gun yourself." "Now, you didn't answer my question." "My son has seen enough death to understand the value of life." "Who is it?" "FBI, ma'am." "It's about Samir Horn." "Now, the State Department hasn't answered any of my letters for weeks." "I mean, I don't even know what prison he's being held in." "Well, he's not being held anymore." "He has escaped." "When?" "A week ago." "It was a prison break organized by the terrorist group he's working with." "What are you talking about?" "I mean, this whole thing is a mistake." "I'm afraid it's not, ma'am." "We have evidence." " What evidence?" " That's classified." " I can't tell you that." " Yeah, of course it is." "You people are incredible." "How long has it been since you've seen him?" "I don't remember." "If you want to help Samir, you should talk to me." "Do you think that every Muslim man is a terrorist?" "On the contrary." "I am, however, looking for those who are." "Now if you have any knowledge of what he's been involved in, you do have an obligation to share that with me." "Are you charging me with anything?" "No, I'm not." "When you have something more than secret evidence, then I'll talk to you." "Uh, they just fired him." "No explanation." "But, uh, it was pretty obvious why." "How did Samir take it?" "How do you think?" "So why did you let Mr. Horn go?" "Jeez, that was over a year ago." "I don't recall the details." "The information that we gather for these types of background checks is strictly confidential." "Look, as far as I'm concerned, a man's religion is his own business." "But when you wear a skullcap and pray to Allah five times a day, people are gonna notice." "Some of our clients complained." "Horn gets to Chicago when he's 12." "He's just watched his father die." "He's arrived from Sudan." "He's going through culture shock." "It's a classic profile." "He's caught between traditional Islam and the West." "His test scores are off the charts." "But it said he had some behavioral problems." "He was kicked out of high school his senior year for getting into a fight." "About what?" "Three white students were harassing a black girl." "Horn intervened." "Two of the boys had to be hospitalized." "Now he enlisted in the military right after that." "His Army file was classified." "But here's a copy." "After he leaves the Army, Horn fights in Afghanistan for a few years." "The list of people he could have met there is practically a who's who of Islamic terrorists, from Abdul Azim to Osama bin Laden." "Now we pretty much lose track of him until he shows up in Bosnia where he meets Chandra Dawkin, the photojournalist." " Is she a spy?" " No." "The FBI tried to question her, but my source says she was uncooperative." "Last fall is when things seemed to change." "He loses his job, spends more and more time at the mosque." "Then he begins disappearing on these long trips overseas." "Last one he never comes back from." "And somewhere along the way he meets up with someone who's connected with Nathir and bingo!" "You got yourself a terrorist." "Boom!" "If this were the real thing, he could have blown everybody up." "Come on, Omar." "This kid is too young." "He's not ready." "I'm telling you." "I'm sorry." "Let me try again." "No." "Nobody cares about you being sorry." "We cannot have mistakes." "We can't play around with this shit, Omar." "Bring me somebody who can do it." "Please." "I can do this." "Give me a chance." "Is this mission important or not?" "'Cause if it's important, you need to bring..." "Samir." "Let him try again." "Turn around." "All right." "Let's see what you have." "There's a copy of the transcript printing out for you know, sir." "I got something." "This guy made a call yesterday from a phone in Marseilles that we've been sitting on." "Claims he's been selected to become shahid." "You picking up a little Arabic?" "Ah, just your basic "Jihady"." "Now Clayton, this one's operational." "This cat thinks he's gonna be in Paradise by the end of the week." "Brothers, I know how proud everybody is about what we're going to do." "It's an honor to carry out a mission like this." "But we have a problem." "Somebody talked about it." "Hey, guys." "I'm sorry." "It was just my cousin." "Omar, I didn't tell him anything specific." "I just wanted him to know, to tell my family." "Omar, he can be trusted." "I swear." "It wasn't for you to decide." "Okay." "Okay." "It will never happen again." "Omar." "Wait a minute." "Don't let them..." "Guys, hey!" "Bashir!" "No!" "Laissez-moi!" "Laissez-moi!" "No!" "Hey, stupid!" "You just ruined the mission." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "You gonna put the bomb on now?" "Listen to me." "The boy was a liability." "Samir, we don't allow liabilities." "We are very happy to welcome you, but it was not necessary for you to come all the way here over one phone call." "We have reason to believe that this particular phone booth has been used by Nathir's operatives in the past." "This could very well be their next suicide bomber." "Thank you for the information, monsieur, but the situation is under control, I assure you." "We didn't come here to play tourists." "We came here to stop an attack." "So can we please dispense with the horse shit?" "Okay." "Ali Abbas Mukhtar." "He was born in Marseilles." "French citizen. 17 years old." "But... no longer a threat." "Why is that?" "He was found dead Tuesday morning." "Omar." "Nathir is angry." "He wanted this thing to go forward on time." "Well, it can still happen." "We have to start over." "A new target, a new bomber." "Look, a new target, yeah." "But for..." "" " Bonjour." "Look, I've been thinking about this." "I want to use a remote trigger." "Do you know how important this mission is, Samir?" "Nathir is watching." "He has plan for you." "He knows who I am?" "So tell me your idea." "The American Consulate in Nice." "The American Consulate in Nice" "The American Consulate in Nice has sustained major damage in a bombing earlier today." "Police are still searching the site for the body of a suspected suicide bomber." "This attack bears all the hallmarks of other blasts earlier this year conducted by a group calling itself Al-Nathir." "Three or more charges of high-impact explosives were placed..." "Samir." " As-Salamu Alaykum, my friend." " Wa alaikum assalam." " Welcome back." " Thank you." "Congratulations, Samir." "Job well done." "The glory belongs to Allah." "Look." "...American Consulate here in Nice, victim, of course, of a devastating terrorist attack earlier this morning." "The death toll is now confirmed at eight, with five people reported injured." "Well done." "What's the matter?" "Eight?" "L-I thought there would be more, many more." "My brother, congratulations are in order." "What you have done is fantastic." "Today you have struck a great blow against the myth of American power." "Nathir is pleased." "I only wish to serve his will." "That's good to know." "But tonight, you relax." "Please, make yourself at home." "There you are, my brother." "Nice view, huh?" "Yeah." "What you did, Samir, what we are doing... it's all about setting our people free." "Even if you and I don't live to see it." "If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live." "Who said that?" "Martin Luther King." "Ah." "You're a very funny man, Samir." "Yeah." "Lab results are back." "Traces of PETN, RDX." "Semtex again." "Just like the other Nathir attacks." "Except all the other attacks were suicide bombers, and this looks like it's from an RF Receiver, hmm?" "Yes." "He used small charges." "One... and two." "But just in the correct place to make collapse the building." "This man, he knows what he's doing." "RF range is usually no more than a hundred meters, so let's pull the tapes for all the security cameras within a five-block radius." "No one there." "Keep going." " More. " "Back it up right there." "What happened?" "There were no Americans inside." "The two dead embassy employees were fakes, bodies from the morgue with false identities just like we talked about." "Why is the news saying eight people?" "There was some unscheduled maintenance in a part of the consulate that was supposed to be empty, all right?" "I didn't know they'd be there." "Listen, we couldn't control everything." "Nobody was supposed to die!" "I'm sorry, Samir." "Look, what do you want me to say?" "We set off a bomb." "No, I set off a bomb." "Look, I know you paid a price to get this far." "Okay?" "You're close." "You're very close." "I don't know, man." "You tell me." "Do we stop?" "What made you learn Arabic?" "I took a class in college and got hooked." "I even switched my major from Religion to Arabic Studies." "You were a Religion major?" "My daddy was a Baptist minister." "His daddy was a Baptist minister." "It's in the blood." "You know, when J. Edgar were in office, he never would have let you into the FBI." "Wasn't my original plan." "Not a lot of jobs, however, for Ph.D. S in Arabic Studies." "Oh, I get it now." "You were an egghead who got dragged into a street fight." "Nobody gets dragged into a street fight." "Welcome to Toronto, Brother Samir." "It's a great honor, Emir." "Please, sit." "Thank you." " Tea?" " Yes, thank you." "Omar tells me that you play chess." "Only a little." "Thank you." "In chess and in war, the key to winning is to anticipate what your opponent will do in advance." "Think two moves ahead." "The art of asymmetrical warfare is less about inflicting damage than provoking a response." "Terrorism is theater." "And theater is always performed for an audience." "Ours is the American people." "But we are dispersed across a large country." "The question is, how to convince them that nowhere is safe." "Samir, imagine a bus traveling cross-country filled with average, everyday Americans." "People from... from all over." "From small towns, from the country." "Imagine the effect it would have if that very same bus were to suddenly explode." "Now multiply that by 50." "Fifty buses across the heartland of America, all at the same time, on the same day." "We call this operation Risala Shukra Al-hiba." "For years we've been planting martyrs in their midst." "They are waiting for a signal, instructions, material." "We need somebody who can move about the country without drawing attention." "Somebody who blends in." "An American messenger, Samir." "He isn't capable of this." "I don't like having to show these to you, Chandra." "But we need to find him before this happens again." "Samir always said that these people were Islam's worse enemies." "Oh, he fought a Holy War with these folks in Afghanistan and then again in Bosnia." "He was trained to kill." "He was a soldier, not a murderer." "I believe he deceived you as much as anybody else." "His faith was a source of strength." "Not this." " Welcome to the U.S." " Thanks." "I'm a friend of Nassim's." "I'm here to see Iqbal." "Shukran." "They transferred the funds for the Spain bombing the Middle Eastern way." "You give a thousand Euros to somebody in one city and their cousin or uncle pays it in the..." "Thank you, Mr. Hayes, we do know what a hawala network is." "The money trail ended in London." "A Pakistani with some shady business dealings was the source of the money for the Spain operation." "Yesterday he transferred $25,000 to Los Angeles." "Do you have an ID on him?" "We're close." "That's an encrypted phone." "You can call me on it safely." "Nobody can listen in." "Including the FBI?" "Yeah." "Especially the FBI." "When do you think you can get in a room with Nathir again?" "I don't know." "Probably not until I do what it is they sent me to do." "Then you keep on going." "Well, the problem is, to keep going means" "I'm going to have to put real bombs in their hands now soon." "If that what it takes to keep your cover." "Do you realize how far I've gone to protect your identity, Samir?" "I have kept you completely off the books." "My boss, his boss... nobody knows you even exist." "Look, I don't give a shit about any of that, okay?" "We need to rethink things." "If you don't succeed, we may not get another chance." "How far are you willing to take this?" "We've got blood on our hands." "We've killed innocent people." "Yeah, and if we stop now, they'll have died for nothing." "This is a war." "You do what it takes to win." "You know who you sound like, right?" "We're the good guys, Samir." "Oh, I know." "Hey!" "Remember who you answer to." "I answer to God." "We all do." " Any problem?" " No." "Omar." "Omar, Omar!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Can't blow up unless there's a detonator in it." " Don't worry." " It still makes me nervous." "We gotta talk about how we're gonna send these e-mails." "What do you mean?" "I thought we decided to use coded e-mail." "No, no, we did." "We did." "But the problem is e-mails can get intercepted." "I got a better idea." "We're gonna give each of our people an e-mail account and a password." "All right?" "Then when we're ready to go, we log onto each one, we write the instructions, but we don't send them." "We save it as a draft." "The next morning they log on, they check their unsent messages." "Nothing is sent." "There's nothing for the FBI to intercept." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "I like this." "Here are the names." "There's only ten." "We don't risk putting them all on one list." "None of them even knows that the other exists." "Ah." "I like that." "As-Salamu Alaykum, sister." "Sorry." "That's okay." "They want that file translated right away." "Sure." "From British Intelligence, huh?" "Yeah." "Good night." "Good night." "You have to get out, now." "Leave nothing." "Hold it right there!" "Get your hands up!" "Right there!" "Against the wall!" "Mr. Raman, how are you?" "Perhaps you haven't had time to read the fine print of the Patriot Act, but any person operating a money transmitting business must register with the U.S. Government." "Something you neglected to do, Mr. Raman." "Now each transfer in excess of $10,000 can be treated as a separate felony and each count is punishable by up to five years in prison." "And you moved over $2 million." "I mean, you are the money guy." "You can do the math." "Now if you choose to cooperate, the charges against you will be dropped." "The choice is yours." "We'll give you five minutes to think about it." "Wait!" "You having some car trouble?" "Yeah, it was making a funny noise." "I think the radiator's loose." "I got a toolbox." "I've been praying for this day to come." "Your prayers have been answered, brother." "Now these go to the trigger mechanisms." "All you have to do is attach it to the power source." "This e-mail account has your final instructions on it." "Chandra." " Samir!" " Don't, don't, don't, don't!" "Pretend we're not talking." "They're probably watching you right now." "Just keep stretching." "Keep stretching." "Samir, what's going on?" "I'm sorry." "I never meant to get you mixed up in all of this." "Mixed up in what?" "I mean... you didn't have anything to do with that bombing in France, right?" "Just keep stretching." "Samir, I need to know the truth." "The truth is... it's complicated." "Holy shit." "Get on the radio." "Hey." "Did you do..." "Did you do what they said?" "Yes." "Then you just stop it." "Okay?" "Whatever..." "Whatever you're involved in." " Chandra..." " Whatever you're doing, you just..." "Chandra, listen to me." "I can't stop and I'm not coming back." "You have to forget about me." "Just forget about me." " No, Samir, listen to me..." "Samir..." " Let me go." "Let me go." "We're on the ground." "No, just keep him in your sight, but don't move on him yet." "We're on our way." "We're at 128 South Randolph Avenue." "Continuing surveillance undetected is going to be a problem." "We think he entered that building there, sir." "Who followed him in?" "Uh, we were waiting for backup." "You two go around back." "You take the side." "Come on." "Let's go." "It's all right." "We're not here for you, fellows." " I'll take the rooftop." " Okay." "" " Ohh!" "Agent Clayton." "You're a persistent son of a bitch, aren't you?" "You're a hard man to catch." "Turn around!" "Not too late, Samir." "We can work something out." "Tell 'em to stay put." "You're coming out." "Basement's clear." "I'm coming out." "Copy that." "We have something in common." "My father's a man of God, too." "Yeah?" "We're practically brothers." "Sit on your hands." "Sit on 'em." "I've read some of your father's teachings." "He's a man of great integrity." "How'd you stray so far from his way of thinking?" " Your father was a preacher?" " Oh, yeah." "Then you know the Lord's Prayer." "Say it." "Say it." "Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name." "Thy kingdom come..." "Ohh." "He's gone." "And we had guys everywhere looking for him." "But those basement tunnels... they run under five city blocks of buildings." "Yeah." "He knew that, too." "He used to live there." "128 South Randolph." "It was in his file." "It didn't occur to me." "I wonder why he let you live." "Because I didn't try to beat the crap out of him like you did." "Carter, you put a tracker on me?" " Are you crazy?" " The FBI's all over you." " I'm on a meet!" " Come with me." " I'm on a meet, Carter!" "" "Shit." "Push me." "Push me!" "Let's go!" "What the hell happened?" "Who was that?" "It was a cop." "I went to see a woman." "An old girlfriend of mine." "And..." "And they were watching her, and then the dude jumped on me." "I didn't even know he was there until I got to the..." "We have to get out of the country tonight." "We've only made contact with 30 of the bombers." "You better hope that's enough." "And when we see Fareed, let me talk." "Put your seatbelt on." "This is the car Horn stole from the projects." "Two of the shell casings have his prints on them." "The body's over here." "You say you had a federal ID on him?" "Yeah." "Intelligence contractor." "As-Salamu Alaykum, Brother Fareed." "Wa alaikum assalam, Omar." " As-Salamu Alaykum." " Wa alaikum assalam, Samir." "Good trip?" "Um... we had a problem." "Samir has made a small mistake." " He went to see a woman..." " Chandra Dawkin?" "Yeah, Chandra Dawkin." "Listen..." "Yeah, but Fareed, the important thing is that he carried out his mission successfully." "The important thing is... that she was cooperating with Federal agents." "No." "No." "That's..." "I'm sorry." "You're mistaken, Brother Fareed." "I'm not mistaken." "We have a source inside the FBI." "Well then your source is mistaken." "There's..." "No." "She would never do that." "I've known this woman for years." "Show Samir to his room please." "Omar and I need to talk alone." "Yeah, but he's an integral part of our mission, Fareed." "Yes." "But going to see the woman has put us in jeopardy." "Oh, come on, man." "Who amongst us hasn't faced temptation?" "This isn't about temptation, Omar." "It's about security." "Leave aside your friendship for just one moment, my brother, and think." "Think sensibly." "What if he did it deliberately, huh?" "Unfortunately his actions have left us with a doubt." "And what does that mean?" "We eliminate all doubts." "Ml5 has recovered some files from a hard drive" "Ml5 has recovered some files from a hard drive in Nathir's London safe house." "One of them has a record of an operation..." "Risala Shukra Al-hiba." "Where have I heard that before?" "Our phone intercept." "Your intercept only picked up the first part of the code name." "The date of the attack is in the full name." "Leyla?" ""Risala" means "message,"" ""Shukra" means "thanks" and "Al-hiba" is "the gift."" "So the literal translation is "Message of thanks for the gift."" "Thanksgiving." "Exactly." "That's when they're gonna strike." "In two days time." "What about the target?" "Well, we found traces of Semtex in the vehicle" "Horn abandoned in Chicago." "But that was purchased in California a month ago." "And he could have been distributing bombs right across the entire country by now." "We'll raise the threat level." "Double up protection on bridges, airports, monuments, the White House." "Sir, I would also suggest that we place Horn on the high-value target list, too." "He killed a good man." "You're not going to get any objections from us." " You let me win, Omar." " No." "No, I swear." "You've gotten better, my friend." "Please, don't bullshit me." "You beat me enough times for me to know when you're throwing a game." "Fareed has made up his mind." "Sorry." "It's not your fault." "I did this." "We're only men, my friend." "I have a girl in Paris, Samir." "Beautiful." "Beautiful." "She thinks I'm a music producer." "You know, it's true what they say." "War is the lesser jihad." "To overcome temptation, to live rightly, that is the great jihad." "And is that what we've been doing?" "You ever ask yourself that?" "Sometimes." "But Nathir is the leader." "And my duty is to follow." "Come, let's pray." "We've just received word from our source in Washington." "It appears you're on the high-value target list." "What is that?" "What does that mean?" "It means I owe you an apology, Samir." "That means that the American government has put a fatwa on you." "They want you dead." "Hang on." "This is..." "The system's running really slow." "We need to get back on the road and make it to Halifax by tonight." "Halifax?" "They will be looking for us big time after tomorrow." "We'll be cruising across the ocean by then." "All of us." "Computer's frozen." "What?" "Jeez, I gotta reboot the whole thing." " What do you mean?" " Good God." " I gotta get some coffee." " No, no, no." "You stay here." "I'll get it." "Make sure you get the numbers exactly right." "I want each person on the road at the same time." "Got it." "That's it." " Done?" " Yeah, we're good." "Let's go." "Aah." "You've got to be shitting me." "The U.S. Is going to be attacked today and we just arrived at the ass-end of Canada." " Roy Clayton?" " Yeah." "This fax came for you." "What is it?" "The county records for the two State Department employees killed at the consulate bombing in Nice." "Well, these people died as infants." "Wait a sec." "These deaths are fake." "Yeah." "A few dozen ships in port right now, but only these five are scheduled to head out today." "All right, all these ships are destined for U.S. Ports except for this one..." "The lvory Star." " It's a tanker registered out of Aden." " Yemen?" " That's gotta be it." " That's gotta be it." "You want to board her, we'll need an official request from the FBI in Washington." "We go through Hq, this information's gonna get leaked right back." "Wait a minute." "Customs can search any ship that it wants if it thinks it has drugs on board, right?" "You have any friends left in Narcotics?" "We'll soon find out." "Good to see you." "" " Welcome, my friend." "This is going to be a great day." "It's almost time." "The Americans love to brag about how their government represents the people." "So we should accept that every American shares equal responsibility for their government's crimes." "Nobody is innocent." "We're leaving harbor soon, Emir." "We have to stay below decks for a while." "What's the matter with you?" "Uh, I'm getting a little seasick." "I think I need to take some air." "May I, Emir?" " You're the head of security, brother?" " Yes, sir." "And how many men in your detail guarding the Emir?" "Seven crew members." "Don't worry." "We're certainly safe." "Shit." "Nothing." "I think he's leading us on a goose chase." "That was the harbor master." "There's one more ship going into international waters today." "Cargo carrier headed for Marseilles." "Which one is it?" "Samir?" "Wait, brother." "Think of your duty to..." "Omar!" "Omar!" "Omar!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "Listen to me!" "What have you done, Samir?" " I didn't come here to kill you, Omar." " You are a traitor!" "No!" "Nathir was the traitor." "Fareed was the traitor." "They betrayed Islam!" "No!" "I don't want to listen to you!" " I'm gonna kill you, Samir!" " It doesn't matter." "I was dead as soon as I stepped foot on this ship." "But I had to stop them." "I had to stop this..." "What the hell are you talking about?" "You haven't stopped shit!" "Thirty buses are going to explode!" "Allahu Akbarl" "What are you doing?" "Who are you?" " Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar." " Why are we on the same bus?" "What the hell are you doing?" "I put them all on the same bus." "No." "No, that can't be." "I saw you give them the bombs." "I saw the e-mails." "I changed the e-mails, Omar." "It's over." "I put my trust on you." "I thought you were my brother!" "Omar." "Omar." "I am your brother." "They used you, Omar." "They used me, too." "All of them." "They used us for our faith." " Drop your weapon!" "" "Omar." "Omar!" "Hold your fire." "Hold your fire!" " Samir?" "" "Samir, where's Nathir?" "Hang in there, Samir." "Call a paramedic." "It'll be okay." "Samir." "You wanna take a ride and talk?" "We can talk right here." "Good to see you up and about." "Didn't know if you'd make it." "How's the shoulder?" "I'll live." "I don't suspect anybody's said this to you, but this country owes you a huge debt." "You came all the way out here just to tell me that?" "Come on, Clayton." "I'm going someplace." "What do you want?" "I've had your file wiped clean." "Everything." "The bombing at France, the bus, all of it." "Effectively, you're a free man but there's still a lot that you can do for us." "I'm a free man?" "This doesn't feel like freedom to me, Clayton." "You think because you hit "delete" on some computer somewhere that that's it, it's over?" "I made choices about people's lives." " And I gotta live with that." " I understand." " Forever, Clayton." " I understand that." "But you and I both know that this fight is far from over." "You know, the qur'an says that if you kill an innocent person, it's as if you've killed all mankind?" "It also says that if you save a life, it's like you've saved all mankind." "You're a hero, Samir." "Look, whatever you want to call me," "I'm done." "Well, we know how to find each other." "As-Salamu Alaykum." "Wa alaikum assalam." "And you should start the conversation with that." "♪♪" "Subtitled By J.R. Media Services, Inc." "Burbank, CA"

"Mother of God." "Mom?" "Do you think Uncle Tony needs us to let the ambulance guys in?" "We are a family, Mason." "Okay?" "And sometimes family means locking out emergency personnel until your uncle promises to work on his heart health." "You listening, Tony?" "I do not negotiate with terrorists, Mason." "Open the door for the EMTs." "Stay right there, baby." "Mom?" "You uncle isn't going to die." "Trust me." "I'm a healthcare professional." "You're a masseuse." "Yeah, and I've had several men die on my massage table, so I think I know what death looks like." "Oh, for God's sake." "I'm just trying to be a good sister, okay?" "It's what your wife would have wanted." "Maybe. 10 minutes, I'll be in heaven." "I can ask her." "Can I at least give him some ice to chew on?" "Not if you love him, baby." "This is family." "You can't get soft." "Sorry for the holdup, Niko." " You want some coffee?" " Oh, do you have tea?" "I have tickle in my throat today." "It's the worst." "The worst?" "'Cause I think I might have it beat with the tickle in my aorta!" "Then just say you'll retire and let somebody else run the repair business." "Who can I trust to be the new Mr. Jiffy Fix, huh?" "Who?" "He just got kicked out of seminary school..." "No clue." "Your son." "That knucklehead was in seminary school?" "Thanks for the safe driving, Clarence." "I would keep going, but this text from my dad seems urgent." "Something about it says he really needs me." "It's always great to be needed." "Well, this is my first time, and I am loving it." "All right." "Bye, guys." "Bye, Jack!" "Congrats on being needed!" "* Yeah, yeah * uh-huh, uh-huh" "Call me Cornball, but I've always searched for a way to make my dad proud of me." "So far, I haven't found one." "Now is my chance to try harder." "Jack!" "Long time no see." "Can't talk right now." "My dad needs me." "This time, I won't screw it up." "My dad needs me." "* Come on, hey, papa, hey, papa * * hey, mama, hey, mama" "Well!" "Look who's here." "Jack Shea ... back again." "What did you screw up this time?" "Park ranger?" "Navy S.E.A.L.?" "Dalai Lama?" "I was in seminary school and didn't screw anything up." "They just failed to appreciate my ideas on making the Bible a little less long and preachy." "Always trying to do something special till you shoot yourself in the foot." "That only happened once, in the police academy." "I heard it happened in the army, too." "Ha!" "You thought wrong." "I shot my lieutenant's foot in the army." "My foot was fine." "Okay." "Well, this was nice." "I'm gonna go now, Mr. Baynor." "Oh, and say hello to your irresponsible daughter the stripper, with kids from three different dads." "Hey." "I didn't know." "I didn't know." "I'm so sorry." "* I been a lot of places all around the way *" "* I seen a lot of joy, and I seen a lot of pain * * but I don't want to write a love song for the world *" " * I just want to write a song about a boy and a girl *" " Dad!" "* Junkies on the corner always calling my name *" "Aunt Terry?" "* ...playin' ghetto games * when I saw you gettin' down, girl, I hope ... *" "Hey, cuz!" "I heard you coming and wanted to make a cool impression." "You know what else would make a cool impression?" "No terrifying explosions." "And pants." "As if." "No "if," just "as."" "Put some pants on, Mason." "You're 15 now." "It's pants time." "Where's my dad?" "He needs me." "Uh, he's out." "He had a thing." "Yeah." "P.S., you and me are gonna be outstanding roommates." "I thought you were staying with your father now." "He re-enlisted." "But it's cool, 'cause now you and I can start a positive-message rock band!" "Did my dad say when he was gonna be back?" "When he's done with his thing." "What the..." "The furnace does that every half an hour or so now lately, but you'll get used to it." "Your dad's heart exploded." "Pretty intense, huh?" "My dad had a heart attack?" "!" "Your aunt's just overreacting here a little bit, Jack." "There's no reason for you to disrupt your life." "I'm ..." "I'm fine." "Yes, this is a special hospital just for "fine" people." "We have been here five times." "Next visit, my smoothie is free." "Dad, I want to change my life." "When I got that text from you, it rocked my world." ""I need you" rocked my world." "I didn't send you a text message." "I don't even know how to send a text message." "Who?" "What?" "That's right." "Yeah." "So what?" "I sent the text." "If I didn't, you'd be dead and you'd be off joining the coast guard or saving some stupid whales." "You want to be a hero, Jack?" "You do that at home." "I would love nothing more." "Now, dad, I know you might have a few reservations about me running Mr. Jiffy Fix." "Uh..." "Okay, you do." "Maybe I do try too hard a-and screw up sometimes, but no more." "I want to make you proud." "And when I do, maybe that will finally bring us closer together in our relationship." "I'll die right now just to stop hearing you talk like such a fruit loop, Jack." "Okay." "Here's the deal." "I have poured decades of blood, sweat, and tears into that business, and it's ..." "it's like a son to me." "So my feeling now is, who, besides my real son, can I get to run it for me?" "I appreciate that sentiment, dad." "No, seriously ... who?" "If you can think of anybody before tomorrow, let me know." "You're gonna be great." "I'm a small-town guy who took over his dad's fix-it business after he decided to retire." "My aunt takes care of him, whether he likes it or not." "Her son is weird." "Now I'm the boss." "Dad's assistant works for me, sort of." "His sister likes me, I think." "Being in charge is tough, but nothing I can't handle." "I'll fix that!" "Important client today." "I won't let you down." "Thank you for having the faith to... put your business in my hands." "I think." "You are strong for a guy with a bum ticker." "So, good luck today especially with Darren." "Darren?" "He still works for us?" "All right." "I got to go." "You know I was gonna jump your bones right in the kitchen last night, but I felt bad since I was there to take out your granddaughter." "Yeah, go get Svetlana on the line." "Hey, buddy!" "Good to see you again." "All right." "Look at us!" "Where's Tony?" "I'm taking over for him while his heart mends." "He was gonna call you." "Maybe he did." "I've been busy boning." "Huh, Svetlana?" "Your knees still shaky?" "Oh." "Girl just like her grandma." "Darren, we can't leave your grandfather out there alone." "No, he's cool." "I left him a sandwich." "Uh..." "Man, you are still so uptight." "Watch." "See?" "Grandpa, it's me." "It's me!" "He's a badass ninja." "This is coffee." "Can we roll?" "Yeah, it's nuts." "I got this clown saying he's a new Tony." "Nobody can be a new Tony." "I can hear everything you're saying." "Oh, not you, pimp-juice." "Different guy across town." "Yeah, that was him." "Now he's an upset clown." "It's cool." "History says he won't last." "I'm gonna last." "Another guy." "Damn." "So paranoid." "Relax." "Have some coffee." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Stop the van." "Berrick!" "Berrick!" "What's cracking?" "Oh, you know, this and that, keeping busy." "Can I get a ride?" "Kind of need to leave the area ... fast." "No." "We're ... yeah." "No offense." "Just we have a big client to get to." "I'd just as soon not be a getaway van for a thief." "That is presumptive and hurtful, man." "Is that because Berrick is part as-ian?" "Asians built the railroads, homey." "That is a bad start for a positive working rapport, Jack." "Ominous." "Yeah, I miss Tony, but I got to say, there's an upside to having no boss ... do what I want, work when I want, leave when I want." "No, you're not leaving when you want." "And you have a boss ... me." "Let's put the phone down." "And don't ring the doorbell yet." "I have to tuck in." "You too." "People don't tuck in shorts." "Well, professionals don't wear shorts on a job, so tuck in to make up for it." "I opt out of that rule." "Just tuck your damn shirt in." "I'm ticklish." "Yes?" "Hello." "I'm Mr. Jiffy Fix." "Where's Tony?" "I wanted Tony." "We all do." "I'm his son, Jack." "And today we are giving you your new shower, complete with imported Belgian tile grout." "How great does that sound?" "I called you to replank my deck." "Uh..." "Good thing your shirt's tucked in." "We'll be back." "So, Jack, you're the new Mr. Jiffy Fix." "I'm gonna have to start dressing sexy for work." "Are you flirting with me, stitch?" "What?" "No." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't ..." "Look." "You made me spill tea on my shirt." "Um, I don't think you spilled." "I did." "Feel." "No, thank you." "Good call." "This puppy bites." "So you're stuck working with my idiot brother Darren." "How's that going?" "Uh, he calls me Pimp-Juice." "Yeah." "Anyway, I'm here to pick up some sample decking for a bid." "Socially responsible products ... krexboard, beckerwood, fabu-deck..." "Grello, right?" "Krexboard is recycled diapers, and fabu-deck supports gay lumberjacks." "I agree that grello is durable." "No, krexboard." "Grello." "Good choice." "Krexboard." "Grello." "Krex..." "Grello." "No, krex-board." "Grel-lo." "Just get the damn grello!" "Dad?" "Clients don't need choices or greeny feel-good crap." "Get what works and move on." "And stop hitting on stitch." "I wasn't hitting on her." "She was hitting on me." "Damn it!" "Oh, hey, I was just trying to make you look good in front of your dad, and then you were, like, all over me." "You are an insane person." "And, you, are you just hanging out all day on the off chance I'm gonna come in here and screw up?" "I heard you brought shower tiles to a deck job." "And I can't stand sitting around the house all day." "Oh, uh, nail on the floor." "Uh, too late." "I already saw you." "Why am I taking days off from the spa to nurse you back to health, just so you can sneak downtown to fondle tools?" "No, that's your job at the spa." "Get in the car." "So, the grello, right?" "No, I would like to go ..." "Get the grello!" "Grello." "Grello." "Bye, Jack." "Hey, check it out, buddy." "I used our van cash to get us a treat." "That is a dog." "It's our van puppy." "It gives us something to bond over." "Now, I was thinking that we name him toast 'cause he's the color I like for my toast." "But this is a dialogue, so you can pretty much ..." "We're not raising a damn puppy, Darren." "He can hear you cuss, you know." "And we're keeping him." "Oh, no, we're not." "And the van cash is for work emergencies only." "It is an emergency!" "Our relationship is at a crisis point." "Look at you!" "You're a mess!" "Yeah, because of you." "I'm trying to run a business here." "And you know what?" "You refuse to acknowledge I'm your boss." "But guess what." "I am." "I'm Mr. Jiffy Fix, not you!" "And I run the van!" "I decide everything that happens in it!" "Well, not everything." "Berrick!" "What?" "Why didn't you stop him?" "!" "Not my van!" "Berrick!" "Aah!" "Mother of God!" "Here's the deal." "I'm firing him." "No rolls." "He's crude, unprofessional, arrogant, and he stinks up the van with his coconut skin cream." "You're the one that got the tools stolen." "We were both there." "Not his van!" "Whoo-hoo!" "You can't fire D." "My best friend's dying wish was I look after the kid." "That wish doesn't count if your friend didn't actually die." "Well, he's damn close to dead." "He could be dead right now." "Ellis, you dead?" "Mason, go poke him." "Mom." "Oh, you eat, baby." "I'll poke him." "See?" "Our band could write a sad song about all this ... sad but positive." "Dad, I need a new assistant if I'm gonna take Mr. Jiffy Fix to the next level." "I'm thinking two vans ... one to do pro bono work for the poor." "What the hell is "pro bono"?" "Well, it's when you ..." "It means "free."" "No!" "No!" "No "bono." I'm very anti-bono." "You don't like Darren, tough." "I like him." "Sometimes you got to work with the man you got." "Thank you." "Back at you, buddy." "He's alive." "He tried being nice to Darren." "He tried being professional." "But when Jack's dad sided with Darren and not Jack," "Jack's war just got personal." "Mom!" "I'm trying to pump up Jack for Darren's butt shellacking." "Oh!" "That could be our band name ..." "Butt Shellacking." "That would be ..." "I didn't say that I would start a band, Mason." "I'm sorry." "It's not you." "It's just I'm stuck working with a guy with zero values, zero self-development goals." "And does not date girls in a respectful way." "All right." "Jack, would you stop whining?" "I like Darren, but if you don't, get rid of him." "I mean, I got rid of my first husband by pretending to be really bad at sex for three years." "Ugh." "If you can't fire a guy, you make him want to leave." "Oh, yeah, Jack!" "Go for it!" "Just shellac Darren's brain, man." "Butt-shellac that brain." "Aunt Terry, I feel like I don't tell you I love you enough." "So, I get out of the shower, and I find all my clothes have disappeared!" "Confiscated!" "I also locked up Jack's clothes, so now you'll be forced to stay home and rest like the doctor said." "I laid out an outfit of mine you can wear." "Ellis sees this, he's gonna pee himself." "He does that no matter what you're wearing." "What the hell is that smell?" "Oh, patchouli oil." "The hippie people wear it, and now I am a huge fan." "I like it!" "No, you don't." "And throw out your beer." "This is coffee." "Thr..." "I'm not your clown, man." "Give me the beer." "That is coffee." "Why do you have coffee in a 40-ounce?" "I owe a guy money." "He sees me standing on the corner with a coffee in the morning, he knows I got a job." "He sees me with a 40, he don't bug me." "There's thought in this." "Now, I need some coffee." "Hazelnut." "You go, girl." "Hey, Ter, the boys need Tony to settle a fight about the deck job." "I want to shoot 2 1/2-inch nails, and he wants to drive 2-inch deck screws." "3-inch screws!" "He's lying!" "Well, Tony can't be bothered right now." "We are doing a yoga tape with Shania Twain, so the guys will have to figure out the deck job on their own." "Goodbye." "No." "The deck job?" "She's a huge client." "Damn it, Tony." "Shut up and breathe with Shania." "Tony's busy." "Go with the nails." "Yes!" "In your face, turkey." "Tony likes deck screws." "So we are gonna need a nail gun." "Oh, I bet you are packing a nice nail gun already." "Oh!" "You are definitely flirting." "I am not, you hunk-wad." "Quit being a slut, Lis." "It makes me ashamed you're my sister." "Oh, good, 'cause I spend my life ashamed that I'm your sister." "You know what?" "We got to roll out, Jack." "Let's go." "Wait." "Is this a sore point with you, when your hot sister flirts with me?" "Hot?" "Who's flirting now?" "* Hey" "You know what?" "We're done here." "Let's go." "You are freaking out." "Relax, pimp-juice." "It's all good." "Have a sip of coffee." "Nice breathing back there, Tony." "Glad to hear you're getting into it." "Hey, nice look, Shea." "What are you, late for mime class?" "Aw!" "Hey, off the phone." "We got work to do." "Oh, look who's all business now." "Nah, this clown's just freaking 'cause I'm gonna take his sister out dancing, and I'm gonna grind up on that like, "Mmm." "Yeah."" "Hey, don't push me, man." "Not you, daddy." "Another guy that smells like coconut oil." "That plank's not straight." "What's that, stitch?" "You want to see my straight plank?" "Hey!" "You want to really drive him nuts?" "Take your shoes off." "He hates bare feet." "He hates feet?" "Interesting." "You need to pump your brakes before you skid, playboy." "What does that even mean?" "Better question ..." "what's your deal with feet?" "I'm fine with feet." "Put your shoe on." "Did someone do something to you with a foot?" "I'm not playing!" "Put your shoe on!" "Oh, my God." "They did." "I didn't say that!" "Put your shoe on!" "Put your shoe back on!" "Oh, hey, you want to take it up a notch?" "Happy to do it." "Let's bring this out." "Wait!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Hey!" "Oh, my God!" "I'm sorry!" "You okay?" "!" "Aaah!" "Sorry." "Are you okay?" "Why does this keep on happening to me?" "!" "Aah!" "Ow, man, ow!" "I told you to use deck screws, man!" "I'm gonna throw up." "Will you please call an ambulance?" "!" "The owner's calling one now." "What the hell?" "A-are you here to check up on me, man?" "It is like you don't trust me." "You nailed your foot to the deck!" "And he shot the lady's light fixture." "Shut up!" "Wow." "Lovely." "Caught you, Tony." "You're supposed to be avoiding stress." "Hey!" "This isn't stressful." "Not stressful?" "Your son has a nail through his toe webbing." "Toe webbing." "Here we go." "Terry, I'm fine." "Will you stop bossing me like you know everything?" "My health is not affected by..." "G..." "Mother of God!" "We're not supposed to double up, but you're good customers, so..." "Hey, Niko, what's EMT training like?" "I'm pretty used to blood ..." "my own, anyway." "Stop asking about other careers." "You and Tony need to communicate your feelings." "I don't have feelings." "Really?" "Ow!" "You feel that?" "Tell your dad why you don't like your job." "Oh, what's not to like?" "I get to come home, live in a crappy basement, help out a grouchy sick guy that says he doesn't even need me." "I'll go." "I know you want your precious Darren to run your business anyway." "How do you feel about that, Tony?" "I feel like choking my sister, Terry." "Ow!" "Funnel cake, woman!" "Do you want Darren to run the business?" "Of course not!" "Darren can't go six hours without scoring tail or getting crunk ..." "whatever that means." "He's a screw-up!" "So am I!" "Why do you laugh and joke around and give fist-bumps at the table?" "All you do with me is get pissed off!" "It's different with you." "How?" "I don't know." "Ow!" "I don't know!" "Communicate." "Because you're my son." "You happy?" "!" "No!" "That's it?" "That's why you're an ass to me?" "Yeah, that's it!" "That's all I got!" "I'm not a shrink!" "I'm a tool guy, Jack!" "Can we please stop talking like Fruit Loops now?" "Fine." "You're done talking, so am I." "Mother of God!" "I have a deck to finish." "He's unbelievable." "Turns out fixing decks is easier than fixing people." "I gave up trying to make my dad like me." "Nothing would help, no matter how hard I work." "It's a rotten thing when someone you admire won't give you a chance." "Wait here." "Hey, cuz, listen, I wrote some cool lyrics that our band can jam out to." "Not now, Mason." "Read them to me later." "It's a good song ..." "positive message." "I wasn't in the mood for some positive message." "I wanted to pack up and leave my dad's filthy basement." "But it turns out my dad had other plans, and that's what made Mason write his song." "* Some dads know all the perfect things to say * * but they probably suck with tools * * yeah * rock on * nobody gets a perfect dad * which stinks, but it's a rule *" "* like any hard partnership * at work or where you're livin' *" "* you get what you get, so don't get upset * * you gotta work with the man you're given *" "Oh, yeah." "Dance, dance, y'all." "You gotta work with the man you're given." "Okay." "So that's the chorus." "Now you do your solo." "We got a band!" "I think Margaret is looking down on you very proud that you're taking care of your health and, just as important, that you've finally told your son that you loved him." "Wait." "What?" "Hmm?" "No, I didn't." "My dad loves me."

"We are recording tonight and because we are recording, we 're trying to do some things actually, that, I'm too tired to do." "But we'll..." "But as Faye Dunaway, I think it was..." "She said when Bonnie and Clyde came out and all she said she tried to give people what they wanted." "That's a mistake, really." "I know." "You can 't do it, but only after..." "You use up everything you got trying to give everybody what they want." "But I will learn my lesson soon and then you will buy more records, right, because you 'll want to see me." "Let's see what we can do with this lovely, lovely thing that goes past all racial conflict and all kinds of conflicts." "It is a reflective tune." "At some time in your life you will have occasion to say, "What is this thing called time?"" "You know, "What is that?"" "The clock." "You go to work by the clock you get your martini in the afternoon by the clock and your coffee by the clock and you have to get on a plane and arrive at a certain time and it goes on and on and on." "Why does she talk?" "And time is a dictator, as we know it." "She's preparing to sing." "Where does it go?" "What does it do?" "Most of all, is it alive?" "latin america" "Is it a thing that we cannot touch and is alive?" "the recent past" "And then one day you look in the mirror. "How old. "" "And you say, "Where did the time go?"" "We 'll leave you with that one." "General Latche, leaving to cast his vote asked people to judge the past 12 years fairly." "He spoke with supporters gathered on the lawn and then departed." "Polls show that Latche 's lead has eroded sharply in the last few months particularly in the capital." "Papers." "Sergeant Rejas." "Hello?" "What about her?" "She drove all night." "What is that?" "It's his dog." "We ran it over." "We' re giving him a lift to Huanta." "What was your dog's name?" "Tupac." "Where have you come from?" "The capital." "That's 1700 miles." "What brings you here?" "Her father." "He's being buried this afternoon." "Sorry." "Why do you have temporary papers?" "Mine were stolen." "Even temporary papers need a photo." "T echnically, I should detain you." "Pisac, stay with the truck." "Would you mind getting out please?" "How was the road?" "Government assures us it will be finished any day now." "I'm sure you have faith in all government pronouncements." "Yes, of course." "I was hoping to take that route tomorrow." " Why?" " I've been promoted." "So your name is Melquiades Duran?" "And you're a laborer?" " You were born in Galiteo de Maranon?" " That's right." "Has your colleague always been corrupt?" "I don't know about always, but certainly while I've known him." "Does that bother you?" "I was a lawyer once, so regrettably I have some familiarity with corruption." "Distinguishing marks?" "What's wrong with your neck?" "The country gives me a rash from time to time." "The countryside." "That too." "I have to take you outside." "Will you take off your glasses?" "That's it." "One second, I'll be right with you." "Sergeant Rejas." "Hi, Sylvina." "Listen, I have everything here ready" "Hey, Pisac?" "Pisac?" "What are you doing?" "five years later the capital" "What the fuck is that?" "Jesus." "Wow." "The point of the next century will be for man to rediscover his gods." "Long live El Presidente Ezequiel. "" "Who the fuck's Ezequiel?" " There's something in his throat." " Yes, there is." "Dynamite." "Yes, Sergeant Gomez?" "Sergeant Gomez?" "It's Lieutenant Rejas." "Will you check in our library any reference to a person or perhaps an organization called Ezequiel?" "Like the prophet." "No, Gomez, in the Bible." "And also what a dead dog might symbolize?" "Yes, thank you." "Have you any ideas, sir?" "In my village, when you died..." " ... your family buried your dog with you." " Why?" "Dogs were good at swimming across rivers in the underworld." "People believe that?" "Sucre, where I grew up we were taught foreigners were demons who came to rob body grease and that the government used this human fat to lubricate its machines." "Sir?" "Should I ask him if he wants to borrow my penis?" "Should I?" " Lieutenant Rejas?" " Yes." "Sergeant Sucre?" "I'm Major Kwan." "Thank you for helping us out." "At the other side of the building there's a door in the wall." "In the next few minutes, a man will walk up." "At his request, then you open the door, wait by the car and make sure no one engages him in conversation or takes his photograph." "And for your information, do be discreet in what you say." "There are microphones everywhere." "May I ask you to pull your car over there?" " Thank you." " Yeah." "And who is this person?" "A private citizen." "Hey." "What's in the briefcase?" "My laundry." "His laundry." "Yes." "I'll spell it out for you." "E" " Z-E Q-U-l E-L." "Excuse me." "Weren't you a junior partner at Belaunde Vargas?" "Yes, I was." "Welcome, Mr. President." "Congratulations on your election." "Good luck, Mr. President." "Congratulations, Senor Presidente." "Let me hang this up first." "Death to Deng Xiao Ping" "Long live President Ezequiel" "Yeah, rice wine has that effect on me too." "So, who was that shadowy motherfucker?" "T ristan Calderon." "He's a lawyer." "He represented the drug cartels." "He represented that British soldier who made all the students disappear." "He also represented the president elect in a statutory rape case." "How do you know?" "I worked at the law firm which acted as counsel for the girl." "What happened?" "She closed the case after her father lost his job and her brother was raped." "She now lives in Miami." "Jesus Christ!" "Fuck." "When I hear the word culture I reach for my pistol" "Okay, now..." "What sort of a person would do that?" "I don't know." "But I wouldn't entirely rule out a cat lover." "I have something for my father, Senor Granizo." "Okay, okay." "Senor Granizo?" "Here's your son." "Papa, Papa!" "Viva El Presidente Ezequiel!" "Viva El Presidente Ezequiel." " You were a lawyer before?" " That's right." "Lawyers." "They' re the worst." "Bent." "But you never catch them." "You want one?" "No, thanks." "Why did you want to be a lawyer?" " I don't think I did want to be one." " Well, what did you want to be?" "I wanted to be a coffee farmer." "Like my father." "So why didn't you?" "What stopped you?" "I lack a coffee farm." " What happened to your father's?" " The military seized it." "Do you have a feeling about that?" "Or are you the Gary Cooper type?" "Yes, I do have a feeling about that." "But perhaps I am the Gary Cooper type." "So you went to university, you got yourself a first-class degree a prestigious law prize worked with a bunch of fat cats..." "Suddenly, you quit." "Not to move to Florida, like anyone with half a brain but to San Luis Police Academy." "Jesus Christ, Rejas." "You're 36 years old." "You could be heading for a judgeship by now not a lieutenant having to make ends meet on diplomatic road watch." "Why are you here?" "I heard a powerful attorney once say, "The establishing of the truth was only one of the things a trial is for. "" "That is when I understood the law wasn't for me." "Do you have a delicate constitution or something?" "No, sir." "No." "You speak Quechua?" "Well, yes." "My mother's part Indian." "At police college we used to make the Indians eat dog shit." "Then it's fortunate that I wasn't in your class, sir." " Fortunate for whom?" " I should think both of us." "Here's what I want you to do." "I want you to take four people you know, if you can find four who aren't on some criminal's payroll and I want you to investigate this entity called Ezequiel." "Find out what's happening before the army does." "You wanna see the army back on the street again?" " You can go." " Thank you, sir." "May I take this?" "What did you tell Calderon about Ezequiel?" "Nothing." "You're not the only policeman here who speaks quechua." "Man stoned to death." "A 33-year-old policeman was stoned to death last week in Sierra de Puna. "" "Mystery surrounds body." "An unidentified body was found, with the limbs hacked off on a roadside near Jauja, 200 miles east of the capital." "A note attached to the man's neck was written in the victim's blood." "'Hurry to cut off the fat arms of the damned. ' "" "A message found on the body declared:" "'Guns will make us powerful." "Butter will only make us fat. ' "" "Dead dogs suspended from lampposts." "Macabre spectacle. "" "The body had been skinned alive using a high-pressure water hose. "" " You like it?" " Yes, it's really sweet." "Where might I have put my Bible?" "I think I put that sort of thing in the cabinet." "Yeah?" "Good morning." "Jesus Christ." "Are you with the police force?" "Sergeant Sucre?" "You begin." "We've drawn a blank with the boy bomber, sir." "A small part of his face was left intact so I've been able to circulate an artist's impression." "He was about 10 years old, probably not local." "Before entering the hotel, he'd drunk Inca Cola and eaten meatballs with rice." "But no one's claimed the body and no one has heard of Ezequiel before so we have no suspects." " What about those dogs?" " Clorindo, please." "Yes." "Well, as it turns out it's not the first time dogs have been killed like that." "In the last election, dogs were strung up in two villages in the Ayacucho region." "I've checked the folklore, bearing in mind one or two references to Deng Xiaoping." "Yes, in China, you may be interested to know a dead dog is symbolic of a tyrant condemned to death by his people." " Llosa." " ln the remoter valleys around the Huallaga, masked robbers have twice been reported conducting kangaroo trials." "The targets in both cases were government representatives." "They were executed in a ritualistic way, with stones or knives then messages were written in their blood." "A strategic equilibrium." "Anybody here know what the fuck that means?" "You traced some of this crap back to a German philosopher?" "So far, I've found three references from Kant and two from the prophet Ezekiel." "Yes, but who is this Ezequiel?" "Some guy who never got laid?" "Some smart aleck who reads too much?" "Some creep on a bridge spitting at the traffic?" "What is your theory?" "Well, if it is a creep spitting off a bridge, he has a lot of saliva, sir." "It seems these actions started in the countryside around the time General Latche stepped down." "Most have taken place in isolated communities where the idea of a central government almost doesn't apply." "I have to emphasize there haven't been a ton of them." "About 37 in 5 years." "And at first glance, they might appear to be random and scattered." " ln no case was there ever a name." " Lieutenant, what are you saying?" "I'm saying that 5 years ago these actions, thought to have been taken by a secret wing of the army or by drug cartels, or by student organizations in fact, may not have been." "Well, then who's behind it?" "We have a name, don't we?" "We do now have a name." "But so far, there isn't a manifesto." "There isn't a plan." "There isn't a spokesperson." "We don't have any clue as to who the leaders are." "There isn't an organization, or a known HQ." "There is only someone called Ezequiel." "So, what you're saying is we don't know what he or she is who they are, or what they want." "No, sir." " Can you speak?" " Yes." "Do you have any conclusion?" "It appears a revolution could be going on." "But a revolution that has yet to declare itself in that orientation." "For the moment." "T omcats." "Do you know anything about them, Rejas?" "No, sir." "If you're looking for a tomcat, you don't send two dogs up an alley because they knock over garbage cans, they fight fuck each other in the ribs." "Cat leaps up a tree and pisses on them." "You send in someone who knows the other one's way of thinking." "How he smells, you know." "Well, how to meow." "You send in another tomcat." "So I want you to be my tomcat, Rejas." "Very well, sir." "Sweetheart." "Hi." "Where is your mother?" " Hi, honey." " Hi." "Marco sent the camera and the film." "He got it for his birthday and he already has one." "Agustin, I know we can't afford it now, but..." "Which one do you prefer?" "I can't decide." "The one you already have." "You're just saying that." "It changed Marina's life." " Marina's had a nose job?" " My God, Agustin." "How can you be a detective?" "She's had three nose jobs since you've known her." "Why do you want to look like your friends?" "I don't want to look like my friends." "I just don't want to spend any more of my life reminding people of Pinocchio." " I've been promoted." " Really?" "I might even be paid now." "nine months later" "We wait six weeks for him to put another packet in the fridge and last night, we grab him." "But what's in the packet this time?" "A leg of fucking ham." "We have to let him go." "Six weeks watching a fucking freezer!" "Did you confiscate the ham?" "Yes, it's what we had for lunch." "What about the student haunts?" "We've got four cafes under surveillance, but we have to do it in rotation." "It takes a lot of manpower." "Keep at it for the moment." "What else have we got?" "Two homosexuals beheaded." "And they shot the mayor of Silar in a barbershop." "Silar?" "Any suspects?" "Just 23 million." "Then we're narrowing it down." "If he's a democrat, then I'm an astronaut." "They could find him if they wanted to." "They know him." "Quite a few people know him." "And even more people know why we need him." "What we are discussing here is a new birth." "And a new birth involves blood." "Okay, who says:" "It's necessary that our civilization builds its temples on mountains of corpses, on an ocean of tears on the death of men without number"?" " Napoleon." " Charron?" " Von Hassler?" " Right!" "Who said:" "I would like the last king to be strangled by the sash of the last priest"?" " Mussolini." " No." " Pol Pot?" " Lord Rochester?" "Jean Messelier." "Who said:" "Man 's ultimate desire is to be God"?" "Who is Ezequiel?" " It's possible" " Fuck!" " Why do you say " possible"?" " Because I' m not sure." "But you said you were." "It's possible he was a Kantian philosopher of no small distinction." "I taught with him at San Cristobal University in Ayacucho." "Why do you think he is Ezequiel?" " Because of the things he believed." " Like?" "He maintained he was the fourth flame of Communism after Mao, Lenin and Marx." "He was also fond of quoting the prophet Ezekiel." "You're a man who understands history, right?" "If you want to start a revolution, why not issue a manifesto?" "Why not show people who you are and what you are doing?" "That's perfectly understandable." "Socrates wrote nothing down." "Neither did Jesus." "You see, the problem with text is that it assumes its own reality." "It cannot answer, it cannot explain." "So if you want it to be effective, you leave no trace, right?" "That's right." " Describe him." " But this was 10 years ago." "Then concentrate." "Average height glasses, dark hair, thin." "Dress?" "Left Bank look." "Supposedly, he'd been in Paris for a time." "Always a cigarette in his mouth." " Can you remember the brand?" " Very well." "He made this thing of preferring unfiltered Camels." "Would you have a photo?" "He would never allow himself to be photographed." "I see." "So, what is this person's name?" "Rivas." "Edgardo Rodriguez Rivas." "Fine." "Thank you very much." "No." "Honey, wait." "Marco saw the guy who wrote it on TV." "He thinks women down here will love it." "I just hope Marina doesn't find out where I got the idea from." "Would you read my speech?" "I've written two pages." "It's enough, isn't it, for 10 minutes?" "Oh, I'll happily trade." "Let me see." "And you will be here to help?" "You're not going to wriggle out of my literary evening." "Of course I'll be here." "Come." "This novel is about a photographer cowboy who is always bringing light into women's lives. "" "Yeah?" " Agustin." " Hi, Marina." "I can't read my handwriting." "So is this the ballet school?" "This is it, big boy." "Brought your tutu?" " Where's Sylvie?" " At the vet." "How's Mom's apartment?" "Listen..." "I'm sorry we are behind with the rent." "I don't mean that." "I know you'll pay." "Anyway, don't worry about that." "Is it true what Sylvie said?" "They'll put you in charge?" " Sylvina told you?" " Y eah." "We're not supposed to talk about that publicly." "I'm not talking about it publicly." "Is there a revolution going on?" "Come on, you promised to tell me, Agustin." "Otherwise I will never know what to wear." " I will keep that in mind." "Bye." " All right." "Bye." "Yes?" "Have you a moment?" " I'm Laura's father." " Oh." "Yolanda." "But Laura's left." " You didn't see her?" " Yes, she's in the car." "Don't you want to bring her in?" "I'd rather not." "It's about your letter." "Laura's told you, I guess." "Do you want some cake?" "I made it this morning." "So this is it." "I'm sorry about the mess but I wasn't expecting anyone." " Here's the money." " Yeah." "I'm sorry the check bounced." "I warn you, it may not be the last time." "My employers are two months in arrears with our salaries." "Yeah, I've been warned." "It doesn't matter." "You're not the first ballet father to bounce a check." "If you need it back, you know where it is." " Sit down." " No, thank you." "Your daughter is a real spot of sunshine." "I'm completely soaked." "I'm not sure you can answer this, but should we encourage Laura?" "My wife is keen for her to join the Metropolitan." " Well, they do take very few." " Then are we wasting our time?" "I have the feeling she would rather try the kind of things I do." "What is that?" "So Minister Quesada likes the theater?" "No, he hates the theater." "But one of the actresses sent him some tickets." "You said it would be a musical." "Is it a life you recommend?" "It depends if you want your daughter to turn out like me." "What does that mean, turn out like you?" "No idea." "I'm usually moving too much to think about that." "Thankfully." " Bring back Robert Wilson." " No, don't." " You funded this." " Get on with it." "It must be very demanding." "Physically." "Yes, sometimes." "Why does Laura need to be on a diet?" "Oh, no, she shouldn't be on a diet." "She needs energy and she's lovely as she is." "I think so." "Yes, I think so." "Death to all traitors Long live President Ezequiel" " Daddy?" " Sorry, sweetheart." "I'll be right out." " But..." " What is it, Laura?" "I answered your phone and you're to call the Fisherman immediately." "Would it be too much if I left Laura until..." " ... her mother collects her?" " She doesn't need to collect her." " lt isn't far and I'd like a walk." " Thank you, that's very kind of you." "Remember, we don't tell people what Daddy does for a living." "Of course not." "Will you be okay, Daddy?" "Of course." "Tell your mother I'll call her later." " Okay." " Thanks again." "You're welcome." "Come." "We walk to the end of Calle Diderot, and then we turn left at the corner." " Okay?" " Okay." " Yes, sir." " Who were they?" "Students, they said." "From the Catholic University." "No names, and they paid in cash." "Right?" "I was grateful for the business." "Merino spoke to the Americans and Canadians." "They volunteered help with forensics." "Fine, thank you." "When did Minister Quesada arrive?" "Someone's celebrating." " You drive." " Okay." "Stop." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait." "Who gave these to you?" "Who gave these to you?" "Where did you get these posters?" "We were paid." "Who paid you?" "The wind blew it into my hand." "Get into the car." "They'll kill you." "I'm dead already." "A thousand eyes are on you" "Is that him?" " Yes." " How do you know?" "I took the photograph." "Last night, after a meeting of the Cabinet to discuss the execution of lnterior Minister Quesada, the president returned to his private chambers." "He found this taped over his toilet." "Roughly translated it says:" "Missed you at the opening, but you'll soon be flushed away. "" "The photograph is uncredited, you'll be pleased to hear." "General Merino 11 months ago, I called to ask what this officer knew about Ezequiel." "T oday, our city woke up to pictures of his face everywhere." "May I ask again what you know about this man?" "Well, the leads are still very scarce." "I remind you that until last night, little had happened in the capital if anything, and we have almost no resources for investigating." "All we know is, there's been a series of incidents which sometimes have a connection with the name Ezequiel." "So you don't know that he's called Edgardo Rivas that he was a professor of philosophy at Ayacucho or that these incidents, which you feel may be developing into a pattern are in fact, 327 separate actions up to and including the murder of six policemen, three mayors 11 city counselors and the minister of the interior." "Gentlemen, it strikes me there's actually a revolution going on." "May I ask why the chief has seen fit to keep the palace in the dark?" "I've proceeded with this case as I have done in my whole career." "It is a matter for the police and for the judiciary." "I refuse to detain people before we have evidence they are implicated." "And last night?" "Are you asking what goes on in the president's bathroom?" "No, captain." "I'm asking you about Quesada's murder." "It was a theater group." "Two men and four women." "Allegedly from the Catholic University." "I interviewed the only drama group, and they had nothing to do with it." "The president and five ministers were sent complimentary tickets." "Black Out." "Lucky it wasn't Evita, or we might not have a government." "What else can you tell us about Rivas?" "This man hasn't been seen in 10 years." "In that time, what do you suppose has been going through his mind?" "Well, I think he thinks that the capital is the head of the monster." "I think he thinks that if the tree gives rotten fruit..." " ... then you cut down the tree." " ls that what you think?" "I think just because the president is a rapist, it doesn't make democracy bad." "Success might have come sooner had we reacted earlier with a clear policy and if the state had an image of being just, generous and firm." " Unfortunately, the state isn't that." " This professor, I'd like to interview him." "He's disappeared." "Why did I know you'd say that?" "Maybe he's in Miami." "Key witnesses often turn up there." "You have two more weeks to catch Ezequiel." "If in that time another member of government is threatened or there's an incident like this I will bring in the army with such rapidity, such clarity of intent that you won't be worrying about legal niceties." "Then I'd like a list of staff with access to the president's chambers." "Happily, there are only two of them." "The first is named Fuck, the second is named Off." "How would the president feel about seeing soldiers on the street again?" "Let the president's advisers worry about the president's feelings, Rejas." "Then I suggest their security should be especially vigilant, sir." "I've given instructions." "No restaurants, no beach, not even church." "No church?" "How old are you?" " Well done." "Zileri, isn't it?" " That's right, sir." "Come with me." "Any sign of the army?" "I kept the location off the air." "Apparently there were three of them." "They took off on foot, and they were dragging someone." " Watch the car." " Yes, sir." "Help is coming." "Help is coming." "You'll see a church with a tin steeple." " We're there in two minutes." " Fine." "Blank, blank, blank." "All fucking blank, shit." "Wait, here." "Here's something." "Here's something." "Looks like Chinese and some weird word." " Might be Greek." " What about these?" "91092, Hola. 17891, Elle." "24390, Dona cover. " What... a code maybe?" " No." " Captain Rejas?" "Captain Montesinos, military police." "I'm taking over this investigation." "Under article 6223 of our civilian code you're trespassing on a crime scene." "Not anymore." "As of 7:50 p. m. , the president declared martial law." "This is no longer your crime scene." "I have to ask you to leave." "Yes, sir, I'll verify that." " I hope I can pull this cart by myself." " Then you say?" " I got to get back in business again." " Okay, then you go." "Hey, you guys." "I need to lock up." "Arguedas Theatre Group Rehearsal in progress" "And as Silk Leigh says to Katharine:" "Old soul, don't worry, you will survive." "The strong tend to leave. "" "Isn't that clever?" "I don't know whether to say, "What's happened to you? " or "Can I watch? "" "I had a girl die in my arms with her face..." " ... blown off." " Oh, my God." "They have declared martial law." "That should give you some indication of what to wear." "Yeah, sort of." "How was your evening?" "Sylvina's report was great but, Jesus, that book is shit." "Just the kind of crap Marco actually read." "Right." "Laura." "Admiral Prado assassinated 17 drama students kidnapped" "What's going on?" "The investigation is in the hands of the security forces." "They are taking all our files to copy, and they have canceled our overtime." "Was that you?" "Are you nuts?" "Look at my face." "How do you think I keep it this way?" "It was her." "Don't touch those." "They're personal." "Excuse me." "I asked you not to take them away." "Our orders are to take everything." "Hey." "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " Let him go." " Please, stop!" " I said, step away!" " It's okay." "I'm fine." " Fuck off." " I think the world has gone deaf." "How dare you kill the theatrical group?" "!" "I told you we had established their innocence." "It's okay, we don't need copies of these." " Get off me." " By the way you shouldn't be so upset about this." "You're perfectly free to continue your investigation." "It's just that from now on you won't be so alone." "You know the great thing about me, Llosa?" "Do you?" "Do you know what I like so much about me?" "The truth?" "Okay, I'll tell you." "What I like so much about myself is that I could like myself a lot more." "Honestly." "I have that capacity" "Here she comes." "I love to see your eyes." "You're such a lovely girl." "Oh, mamita, mamita." "Llosa ask her whether she wouldn't feel more comfortable unencumbered by all that clothing." "You just..." "Llosa that's an order." "I meant that as an order." "Bye." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Let's go." "No gym today." " Like a turn?" " No, thanks." "I've seen her butt." "It's nice." "Jesus." "Police!" "On the ground!" "Don't move!" "On the ground!" "Right." " Llosa, see you later." " I hope so." "State of Siege" "To Santiago on his first Communion" "Why does he keep watching that?" "He was his altar boy." "Did I baptize you?" "Did I baptize you?" "Is it out of cash?" "Papers?" "Excuse me." "Okay?" " Okay." "Do you know him?" " Y es, he's my cousin." "Bye." "What are you doing in my war zone?" "I' m looking for a cash machine that works when you don't have money." "Listen, I'm glad I ran into you." "I probably wouldn't have had the courage to come and see you." "Going home?" " Yeah." "I'll give you a lift." "When I was Laura's age, I played the flute in the Candle Dance." "Oh, yeah?" " Yes." "I've never met anyone who has been in Ausangate." "That's funny." "Do you want to hear her music?" " I'd love to." "This is what Laura has." "She has her own way of moving which you can't teach." "Just like the girls in the Sierra." "Can I help put this away?" "Oh, no." "I'm going to do it myself." "Thanks." "Sit down." "Would you like some tea?" " Sure." "You shouldn't take her out now." "She's so good." "You'll be shocked when you see her." "Really." "What is it?" "Are you all right?" "Yolanda, what happened?" "Why are you screaming?" " I can't breathe!" "Your nose is bleeding." "Where are your shoes?" "Calm down." " I'm sorry." "I can't breathe." "Oh, please, take me outside." " Put your head back." "I can't stay in the dark." "Don't worry." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Here." "Oh, my God." " We will go and find some light." "Miraflores has electricity." "Should we look for a pharmacy?" "Oh, no." "I'm all right, it stopped." "I'll stay with you a little while." "Yeah." "Okay." "I'm so relieved you were there tonight, you know?" "I'm sorry, but I don't like the dark." "I hate it." "Any reason?" "Do you only teach or do you still dance?" "Well, just recently I started working on a new piece." "I have an idea, but I still don't know." "It's..." "What is it about?" "Oh, something to do with the murder of that theatrical group, you know?" "But..." " But what?" "It's unlucky to talk about work in progress." "Tell me about you." "I know that you are a father, husband and a lawyer and what else?" "Yes, I'm a father and a husband, but I'm no longer a lawyer." "What do you do now?" "I'm trying to find a more honest way of practicing the law." "I wanted to see you before I left town." "So if you are no longer a lawyer, what do you do?" "You said it's unlucky to talk about work in progress." "You mentioned you were going away." "Where to?" "My village." " You go back often?" "No, not since my father died." "And when was that?" " After the military confiscated our farm." "And why now?" "Well, I have to pay a visit to an old friend who, I think, has something worth traveling for." "Be careful." "Okay." "This is fine, thank you." "I think I can make it." "You don't need to walk me up." "I've taken up too much of your time." "So bye." " Goodbye." "Could I bring you anything from the countryside?" "Maybe an emergency generator." "Not just a flashlight?" "A Roman candle?" "A box of matches?" " A jar of fireflies." "Will you be gone long?" "You know the fireworks you see in the blackouts?" "They say it's him, planning his operations." "His women love to kill." "It's an event." "Then they fuck for three days." "Ezequiel too." "He just does what he wants with them, and they let him." "How do you know?" " This broad from Tacna." "She hears things." "Man, it's no world revolution." "It's a fuck-athon." "He's in the jungle." "He's in the mountains." "He's every tick of every clock." "He's every breeze in every tree." "He's every sun which refuses to set." "Can you tell me if anyone is living at the old coffee farm?" "T o Augustin on his first Communion from Father Ramon" "Santiago." "If I told you that I knew some people had come to this village stayed in your house murdered the village priest and that his last supper was a number of pages from your Bible what would you offer in the way of an explanation?" "Why did they make a tape?" "It was for Ezequiel." "She wanted to re-affirm her commitment." "By killing the man who baptised her?" "Who was she?" "She was called Edith Pusanga." "The army killed her a fortnight ago." "An ambush over in Tres Crusas." "What was she to Ezequiel?" "They say she was once his mistress." "She was a doctor." "In the early days of the revolution she was the only one who could be trusted to write prescriptions." "Is he ill?" "Is he ill?" "Your Bible." "Agustin." "Don't stay here." "ls the curfew still on?" " lt starts in 15 minutes." "Agustin, if you arrive back today or call home we 're staying the night at Marina 's." "Bye." "Y olanda, it's Agustin." " Agustin?" "I' m sorry to ring out of the blue, but I' m told there are women you can wake in the middle of the night and those you can't." "What's wrong?" "What's the time?" "It's almost 2:00 a. m. , but I'd like to see you now." "Are you free?" "Maybe you are tired." "I'd love to see you." "Where are you?" "How many pesos, senor." "Senor?" "Next week is my birthday." " Really?" "How will you celebrate?" "Oh, rehearse, then classes, more rehearsing, that's all." "On your birthday?" "What about your family?" "I don't know." "Three years ago, I guess." "And, when he left, he said the strangest thing to me." "He said I was someone who was just along for the ride but that I wouldn't get off until the very last stop." "Oh, tonight I am prepared." "Good." "So, what's tonight's code?" "Sorry?" "What's tonight's code?" "Blue." "Blue means that you'll be rung from out of the blue." "I want to find out what prescriptions have been written by a Doctor Edith Pusanga." "No, here in the city." "Y es, and also the translation of the Chinese and Greek texts, okay?" "Bye." "Are you a good judge of character?" "I think so." " Yeah?" "So let's see." "They're from newspapers." "So picture number two." "Who do you think that is?" " Thanks." "Picture number?" " Two." "Two." "Well, he's obviously a thief." "No, murder victim." "So now..." "Yeah." "Picture number nine." "Policewoman?" " Yeah." "Policewoman it is." "Now, your turn." "Have you already looked?" "Just a little." "Picture number seven?" "I would say a judge." "No." " No?" "Murderer." "Number 10?" "A thief?" " Right." "Well, that means half the people we meet we get wrong." "Yeah." "Yeah, exactly." "What is it?" "Your wrist." "I always look at a man's wrist or the side of his face, or his ankle." "The vulnerable parts." "You know, all intelligent people can fake modesty but you really are modest." "So I can walk from here." "I'm sorry." "You don't have to apologize." "I have no illusions." "You think I'm worried about you?" "We can't do this." "It would be really bad for us to take a step further." "I feel like a child standing on the edge of the sea in my sad yellow raincoat." "And you're telling me not to get wet." "I want you to promise me you will be careful." "Yes." "And you." "Yolanda." "Your wife called to see when you're back." "I said you were on your way home." "Still no word on the doctor?" "We're checking the prescriptions." "Going back seven years will take time." "By the way, she was a dermatologist." "Sir?" " Y es?" "Those translations from the Chinese Embassy." "Thank you." "Sir?" "Those Chinese words they're formulas for mixing fireworks into different colors." "State of Siege, did you watch it, sir?" " Y eah." "Most of it." "I left the tape at the office." "Of course, the terrorists are all very handsome French actors with scarves while the policemen looked like the inside of a butt." "Sir!" "They don't have the ceviche or the Guadalajara dog." "Then I'll have a black bean burrito." "They don't have that either." "Who cares?" "!" "Just go order something." "Can't even get a fucking hot dog!" "There are only two things left in this country that work, Tomcat." "Ezequiel and the women's volleyball team." "Your latest orders from the palace." "The reward has gone up to 10 million." "Whoever captures Ezequiel, turns him over to Calderon and keeps it a secret." "What's that mean?" " lt means they will shoot him." "It's a pity he had to bring in all this murder and philosophy." "It was perfectly understandable without that horseshit." "The body of a woman found in Parque Colon is believed to be that of former model Paulita Kellner." "A military spokesman denies responsibility." "For the first time, the government is..." "My face is cracking." "No darling, you mustn't speak." "Give it time to set." "Now you both listen to my speech." "Oh, Agustin, it's so exciting." "We're going to make thousands of dollars in weeks." "It's the Sally Fay promise." " Sure, I will listen." "We may win a Cadillac." "Here it goes then." "You guys listen." " Sure." "Strategy is Sally Fay's revolutionary skin care for the older woman." "This new alpha-hydroxide serum will combat your skin fatigue and sensitivity what the Greeks call 'psora, ' or itching." "It will make your fine lines disappear and your face look 10 years younger overnight" "Let me see that manual." "Daddy, look." "Daddy?" " What?" "What's that?" " I've asked everyone to come over tomorrow without their makeup on so I can confirm their skin types." "Okay, honey, it's ready to come off." "Come here." "Let me know if you need anything." " Thank you." "Again." "Can you turn down the sound, please?" "Can we go back to the beginning?" " Okay." "Is that really him?" "Who's that?" " That's Edith Pusanga." "And again." "Forward." "Wait." "Okay." "Could you clarify that part?" "Could you make it larger?" "Now, stop." "Stop." "Stop." "There." "How can we find out what that says?" "Is it a painting?" "No." "A window, could it be?" " Could we blow up those letters?" "More." "An advertisement, maybe." "No, flip it." "No." "It's a street sign." "I keep thinking Eros." "Eros." "Are you telling the Fisherman?" " Not yet." "Can I widen the search, look outside the capital?" "No, he's here." "He's here." "Calderon's people rang twice." "They want to know why we contacted the Chinese Embassy." "If you drew a map of everywhere you've ever been they say you draw your own face." "Where?" "Where are you?" "Yeah?" "Give me the pen and the paper." "Hello?" "Yes, I know Calle Peron, but it winds through half the city." "What about others?" "Wait a minute, just one other?" "In Sucros?" "Calle Diderot?" "You're a breath of fresh air." "After three weeks of sifting trash I feel like I need a year in the scrub-atorium." "We finished combing through yesterday's refuse in Calle Peron." "Dirty work, diplomacy." "740 garbage bags most of them filled with duck a la-fucking-orange." "Cigarettes?" "Marlboro, Marlboro Lights, Winston, Dunhill, Benson Hedges Jockey Club, Lucky Strike, Virginia Slims Menthol, Gauloises." "Not a single unfiltered Camel." "What about medicines?" "Xanax for panic attacks, Prozac for clinical depression Iithium for manic depression, X for psychotic depression Maalox for stomach acid, estrogen supplements for menopause yards of dental floss and I would calculate enough used rubbers to fill the Chinese ambassador's swimming pool." "I really hope people in the street have cleaner minds." "No dithranol, no Kenacort?" "Nothing for the treatment of eczema acne vulgaris or any other skin condition." "I've been in Miami." "I know the heartbreak of psoriasis." "Sir?" "What color were the flares the night of the Cafe Haiti bomb?" "Red." " The Fisherman was right." "Some enormous piece of shit is going on." "Last night, they caught a girl near the water plant with a bottle on her and my friend in the lab says it was full of typhus." "He thinks he's won." "The whole country's about to fall but for the first time I can sense him." "You don't want us to tell Calderon?" "He would supply us with enough men to search every house." "Do you know how long it takes a sequoia seed to germinate?" "About 10 years." "Ten years." "No different to farming or fishing." "I know, sir, but" " The trick is knowing when to be impatient." "We're almost there, but not quite." "He's either here or in Calle Peron." "Should I start collecting now?" "No." "In a minute." "What was that?" " Sounds like a dog at a dumpster." "Hey." "Who put the pubes on my coke can?" "That's got a nice little walk on it." "Who is she?" "She teaches ballet." " How do you know?" "My daughter goes there." "Single, is she, sir?" " That's right." "Well, she's waiting for someone." "You can start collecting." " What are you doing?" "What?" "Oh, yeah." "I hate my Beretta showing when I'm trying out a pirouette." "Hush." "Hush, hush, hush." "Happy birthday." "I'll leave the slipper in the door." "I love garbage." "I can be around it always." "Calle Peron's finished." "Nothing of any interest except maybe this." "Marxism Today, property of the Cuban press attache." "Okay?" " What about Diderot?" "We' re halfway through Diderot." "We should be through by 5:00." "Anything?" "Nothing to give you goose pimples." "And Gomez?" "Problem with the maid in 332." "Her employer likes to plant his own geraniums." "So today, Gomez is whitewashing trees instead." "Soon everyone will want to move in." "That gives you plenty of time." "Yes, good luck." "Yes, I thought the way you said it was fine." "Sir, I think you should come." "I have" " I have to go." "I'll talk to you later." "Bye." "Dithranol." "For the treatment of eczema and psoriasis." "Keep away from children." "But they're not Camels." "And they're filtered." "Which house?" "The class began on time?" "How many?" "Fourteen." "No, no, no, just go" " Just go on painting those trees." "Should we warn the teacher?" " No." "That'll create panic and alert Ezequiel above." "Find who the landlord is and if there's a ground plan." "Move our men at Calle Peron to Calle Diderot." "And concentrate on any movement upstairs." "And keep out of sight." "This is the captain." "I can't speak to you individually, but I want you to listen." "I've been inside the house." "It's divided in two." "Downstairs is the ballet studio." "Suspect may be in upstairs apartment." "There's no access from the studio." "The ballet mistress doesn't know who lives upstairs." "Probably our suspect relies on the staircase at the back." "Once you're over" " Once you're over the wall you're not to fire unless you're fired on first." "Is that clear?" "There 's a dance class in there." "We wait until the class is out." "Captain Rejas?" " Y es." "Meeting broke up minutes ago." "He 's watching television." "Who else is with him?" " Three others." "They are resting in a back room." " The dance class?" "It was fine, sir." "We wait until all the mothers have left." "Is that clear?" " Got it, sir." "Here they come." "Oh, God, she's going back inside." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Come on." "Come on." "Bye." "Get on with it!" "Look, sir, upstairs." "That's him, isn't it?" "Men in position." "Sir?" "Men in position." "We are ready to go." "This is the captain." "You can go in." "Well?" "It's him." "Stand up before the captain." "Professor Edgardo Rivas." "Captain Rejas, Anti-T errorist Police." "We've met before." "You'll never kill this." "How many others?" " Four." "It doesn't matter if you shoot us." "We are in history." "We are not going to shoot anyone." "Find him a sensible pair of shoes and take him outside." "Yes, sir." "What are you doing?" "Let her go!" "Okay, calm down." "Those bastards!" "Don't worry, calm down." "Calm down." "It's okay." "Thank God, you're safe." "You don't know who we've got upstairs." "What's going on?" "What's going on?" "Don't be frightened." "These are my men." "Don't you dare harm him." "You'll pay with your life if you harm him." "Yolanda?" "Is Yolanda with you?" "Everyone's with us, captain." "Fourth flame of Communism..." "He's just a big, fat man in a cardigan." "Sir?" "It could be really dangerous if you don't ring Calderon." "Yes, it could be." "Cecilia?" "Do you have that list of the press attaches?" "And now, breaking news." "Late last night in a residential district terrorist leader Ezequiel was captured along with several accomplices." "Where is the ballerina?" " No more questions." "I haven 't finished the interrogation." " Captain Agustin Rejas declined to comment on the details." " If you 're not busy next election, I have a job for you." "The palace has refused comment and the whereabouts of Ezequiel at present are unknown." "Rejas did confirm that Ezequiel's real name is Edgardo Rodriguez Rivas and that he was taken into custody without incident." "When will she come around?" "Half an hour, maybe." "I gave her another shot at 6." "She didn't understand what was going on." "You' re wrong, boss." "Are you Rejas?" "Orders from the palace." "The prisoners are no longer under your authority." "Okay!" "Get them out!" "Professor Edgardo Rivas, you' re coming with us." "With infinite pleasure, comrade." "Ten days after the dramatic capture of guerilla leader Ezequiel the political repercussions are being felt." "Yesterday, a delegation of senators called on Police Captain Agustin Rejas to run for president." "His enormous popularity could unify the opposition and threaten the ruling party." "Thanks to the efforts of one honest man, our country can now breathe easily for the first time in a decade." "Meanwhile, the most notorious terrorist in the Western Hemisphere began a new life on the island prison of San Lorenzo." "A military court today sentenced former ballerina, Yolanda Celandin." "As Comrade Isabel, she is believed to have run the section of operative support." "The most damning evidence a mention in her notebook of the cafe destroyed by the Miraflores bomb." "Passing sentence, the judge agreed to a symbolic punishment in addition to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole." "Will you stand?" "You will be condemned to a cell without light." "Viva El Presidente Ezequiel." "You wanted to talk about a deal." "So, what's the deal?" "It's about Y olanda Celandin." "What about her?" "I want to address three terms of her imprisonment." "Which terms?" "First, I would like her to be allowed blankets, books and writing material." "And?" "Second, I insist that she be moved to a cell with light." "I want to be clear on this." "If we meet these conditions, you'll give your word you won't run against the president in the next election?" "In the next election." "No." "Let me tell you right off, this is impossible." "Your demands are preposterous." "Besides they contravene the due process of law." "But let us imagine a situation in which they could be met." "We would need reassurances." "You would have to give your public support to the government." "The president is much maligned, but he sees the bigger picture." "Despite the fact you disobeyed his orders he remains anxious to show the nation's gratitude." "I know he would like to offer you a judgeship." "This could be announced at a press conference." "The sooner the better." "And the third condition?" "A quiet release after five years." "That would not be mentioned at the press conference." "By the way she already had writing material." "This came back with the blankets you sent her." "She's only a young woman, Rejas." "Seventy-two percent water." "Yet, you could have been president." "Do not contact me." "Do not try to help." "I am dead." "I live only for the revolution." "Enough." "Let's see what we can do with this lovely, lovely thing that goes past all racial conflict and all kinds of conflict." "It is a reflective tune and some time in your life you will have occasion to say, What is this thing called time?" "You know, what is that?" "The clock." "You go to work by the clock you get your martini in the afternoon by the clock and you get your coffee by the clock and you have to get on the plane at a certain time, arrive at a certain..." "And it goes on and on and on." "And time is a dictator, as we know." "Where does it go?" " Laura Rejas?" "What does it do?" "Most of all, is it alive?" "Is it a thing that we cannot touch?" "And is it alive?" "And then one day you look in the mirror." "Brought your own music?" " ""How old. """ "And you say, Where did the time go?" "We'll leave you with that one."

"Giddy-Up." "Well, it's about time." "I promise i will make it up to you." "Now, tell me what you want." "I want..." "I can do that." "What are you doing?" "Hey." "Hey, lover." "tonight?" "Yeah." "I'm wide open." "2 a." "M?" "You like to make me wait, don't you?" "You want the usual?" "Ohh." "Uh, so where do you want to meet?" "The cutler." "I think i can do that." "Ok." "I got a case here in dallas and..." "Well, your director thought you might be the person for a consult." "Could you forward the details" "Not your team, agent hotchner." "Just you." "What's the reason for that, sir?" "You'll be briefed on the ground." "Could you send details about the case or the unsub?" "It's not the unsub you need to worry about." "It's the lawyers." "How soon can you be here?" "Does the name hoyt ashford ring a bell?" "Investment banker?" "Close." "Hedge fund manager." "You might have seen him on the talk shows all red in the face," "Saying the real estate crisis wasn't a big thing." "I did see his public apology on the news channels when it was." "Yeah, well, that was unfortunate," "'Cause now his lawyers want to classify this as suicide." "We kept the scene preserved." "Your consult might buy us some time." "Well, most men don't take viagra" "Before they kill themselves." "Does he have a wife?" "At home, with the kids." "So, mistress or prostitute?" "Agent hotchner, what i'm about to tell you" "Is confidential information." "It's not to be included in any reports." "Every wednesday, ashford withdrew $10,000" "Out of a fund in cash." "Today was no different." "So, high-End prostitute." "We interviewed the valet, the concierge." "Nobody saw her." "Well, that's not surprising." "These women know how to be discreet." "You'd think with profit margins in the toilet," "They'd show a little restraint." "So this isn't the first?" "We think it's the second." "I am going to call my team." "Understood." "But there is a reason why i wanted you here first." "I got 3 judges and one state senator" "Asking if i'm sure i have a case." "You poke around, this type of woman, this type of lifestyle," "People get edgy, call in favors." "I'm sorry, but the politics of this are your problem." "Yes, they are." "And of course we all want her stopped." "You just don't want any big fish caught in the net." "That's how it's got to be," "Or i have to rescind the request for bureau involvement." "Local murders, local case." "All right." "I just need a place" "For my team to set up and all your case files." "We don't have as much on michael stanton, but i'll send it over." "I'll be in touch in the morning." "Thank you, agent hotchner." "What floor?" "Uh,16." "Thank you." "Long night?" "Uh, kind of." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Me, too." "These tokyo markets are killing me." "Excuse me." "Good night." "Darling." "Hotch: "the prostitute is not, as feminists claim," ""The victim of men, but rather their conqueror." ""An outlaw, who controls the sexual channels" "Between nature and culture."" "Camille paglia." "Female serial killers are a fascinating field." "We don't have much information on them," "But what we do know involves throwing the rules completely out the window." "Signature, for instance." "They don't torture or take trophies." "When a woman kills." "Exactly." "Murder is the goal." "They don't have to do anything extra." "So, basically, women are more efficient at killing." "Historically, they have had body counts in the hundreds." "So assuming that the job is the stressor," "What are some of the reasons prostitutes kill their customers?" "Money, drugs," "Post-Traumatic stress disorder." "At some point, every call girl," "No matter how well paid," "Gets coerced into an activity" "She didn't consent to." "Aileen wuornos used to purposefully stage" "Paid sexual encounters as an excuse to murder men" "She thought would rape her." "Hotch: but wuornos was psychotic and disorganized." "I think this girl's poisoning them before she has sex with them." "She's using tetra-Methylene" " Disulfotetramine." "It's a popular rat poison in china," "Easily soluble in alcohol." "Poison is the perfect m." "O. Quiet, quick," "And the victims never see it coming" "Because they think they're getting lucky." "Does that mean something to you?" "Well, at $10,000 a night," "These men are paying for discretion as well as sex." "She has a history with them." "They see her repeatedly." "She didn't decide to kill them in the moment." "She walks in with the intent to kill them" "And she's doing it before she sleeps with them." "So she's not just organized, she's also methodical." "She decides early which one of her clients are worth killing" "Maybe the victims all share the same fetish." "Both victims were in their 50s, highly visible." "Careful out their image." "I mean, if they were kinky in the same way," "They'd go to great lengths to hide it." "And we're facing a corporate culture" "That'll do everything it can to keep us out." "Actually, i had some luck there." "Hoyt ashford's wife isn't too happy with how he died." "Hotch: she's agreed to talk to us?" "Yeah, but because every silver lining has a dark cloud," "Uh, the hedge fund released a statement." "Uh,"ashford died peacefully in his home," "According to lawyer david madison."" "They're already trying to close ranks." "Does that language sound familiar to anyone else?" "Hotch: what do you mean?" "The press release from the first victim." "Uh,"according to company lawyer," "Stanton died peacefully in his home."" "Prentiss and morgan, start with the wife." "See if you can get her to open up." "Jj, call the lawyers and tell them i want to meet with both of them." "You want to play them off each other?" "I think one of them wrote both press releases." "Let's see which one calls us back." "Babe." "What time is it?" "If you leave now, you can get your kids to school." "Thank you, agent hotchner." "The phoenix police announced" "The suspect responsible for the deaths of 5 phoenix officers" "Had been caught." "That is not the case." "The killer is still at large." "Prentiss: mrs." "Ashford, we're very sorry about our husband." "I've been getting nothing but condolences all day." "I feel like a hypocrite for accepting them," "Knowing how he died." "We think your husband might have been targeted" "Because of something..." "Sexual he did with this call girl." "We know this is hard," "But is there anything you can tell us" "About what he liked?" "In bed?" "I can sum it up in one word." "Younger." "How much younger?" "24,25." "It's..." "That was when i met him." "So, your age difference was part of the attraction?" "Are you kidding?" "It was the whole relationship." "Mrs. Ashford, no offense, but... your husband" "Spent a lot of money on this woman." "Was there anything else at all" "That he liked from a younger woman besides the ego boost?" "There's a certain kind of man, agent," "For whom the only kind of sex that matters" "Is the ego boost." "But in a marriage like ours," "You have to work at it." "Or in my husband's case..." "Pay for it." "Jj, both lawyers said that they would be here at noon." "They both called back and they said they would meet you" "At the manchester center." "It's almost 12:30 neither of them are here." "Can you text me the numbers?" "I need to call." "Agent hotchner?" "She?" "Never mind." "She's here." "Ellen daniels." "Barswell consulting." "Ms. Daniels, we called two lawyers" "And neither of them was you." "They called me to consult on the press releases." "My firm specializes in strategic risk management" "For firms around the city." "Ah." "You're a problem solver." "And we have a mutual one, don't we?" "Do you know who this girl is?" "No." "Well, one of your clients might." "That's the point." "Well, they're not gonna open up to either one of us about it." "Then they're putting themselves at risk." "Yes, i understand that, but you see, my hands are tied." "None of these men are going to admit" "That they have a professional girlfriend." "I can subpoena their financial records." "Then i would have to file about a year's worth of injunctions to stall you." "Now, who needs that kind of hassle?" "Ms. Daniels, this is not a game." "I need a phone number," "If not of this particular girl, then someone like her," "Someone we can talk to." "No escort will agree to sit down with the fbi." "But i have something better for you," "Assuming you might be willing to overlook certain legal niceties." "Do you want to buy a house?" "No." "Yes, you do." "Um... i don't get it." "I thought hotch said we were going to meet a madam here." "Actually, there's a lot of overlap between real estate and sex work." "Property is a safe and inspection-Free investment" "For large sums of cash." "Your brownstone used to be owned by a gigolo." "Well, hello, you two!" "Ah." "Are you the..." "Isn't this neighborhood just fabulous?" "And you're gonna love this house." "You two need lessons in faking it." "I teach a class." "Uh, i'm..." "I'm sorry." "I just..." "I want to be clear." "You are a madam, right?" "You arrange dates for escorts?" "All i arrange are meetings." "What happens between two consenting adults when that meeting is over" "Is something i'm not liable for." "Now... who wants a scone?" "Oh, yes." "We all know about this woman." "She's terrible for business." "I guess there's only so many men that can, uh," "Afford the service you provide." "Well, that's certainly true." "But the way she's behaving, she's only hurting herself." "And why is that?" "An escort's client list" "Is the most important investment she has." "It's her daily income and her retirement package when she sells the list." "So she isn't working with a service, is she?" "No madam would allow an escort to kill off the clientele." "What about the, um, type of work" "Your employees do?" "We're sort of operating under the assumption" "That this escort is, um, killing men" "Who... make her perform a..." "Specific sexual act." "What did you have in mind, sweetie?" "I..." "I don't even..." "I don't know." "If i may." "I think you're looking at this all wrong." "Start with this question..." "Why would a man pay a woman 5 figures?" "It's not for sex, is it?" "Of course you've got to be good in bed to be successful." "But that's the easy part." "Prentiss: what's the difficult part?" "What men want more than the no strings attached sex" "Is a therapist." "Someone who will absorb the worst parts of their personalities." "Reid: their fears and their insecurities." "Everything they can't take home to their wife." "That's what i groom my girls to do..." "How to talk to these men." "How to listen." "Don't get me wrong." "Deviancy comes with the territory." "I can't tell you how many men need to be submissive" "As an outlet from their extremely stressful jobs." "I can tell you that if the sex was the reason" "She was killing these men," "She would have broken long before she charged $10,000." "So it isn't how these men act in bed," "It's how they act out of it." "jesse, what's your 20?" "Uh, i'm, uh, just starting my sweep." "Victim was joseph fielding." "He was the cfo here." "Poisoned?" "Morgan: and staged." "She killed him in his office and then rolled him out here to be found." "The lipstick's new." "Done postmortem." "Reid said female serial killers" "Don't leave a signature." "I think she did that just for us." "She's already exposed him at his most vulnerable." "Now she wants to be noticed." "Man: i'm allowed back." "Which one of you is aaron hotchner?" "I'm hotchner." "Larry bartlett." "I represent mr." "Fielding in webster industries." "This is a closed crime scene, mr." "Bartlett." "Yes." "I spoke to ellen daniels." "She said you're a very reasonable man." "Escort him out, please." "No, wait." "Please." "The press is outside and they can smell blood." "Any way we can handle this discreetly?" "We're not about to lie for you." "You don't have to lie." "Just don't comment." "Excuse us." "Is there any reason to go public yet?" "Validating her is exactly what she wants." "If we hold back, she's more likely to make a mistake." "He doesn't need to know that." "We need everything you have on fielding." "Bank accounts, tax records, emails, everything." "Everything?" "18 cars,6 houses, and 3 boats." "Can you even boat in dallas?" "You know, when you're talking about that much money, 10 grand for a call girl is like deciding" "Where to go for dinner." "Hotch: are you there, garcia?" "Affirmative." "I have half a million over here" "For something called the bat cave." "And here's a picture of him as fetish batman." "That is wrong." "Is there anything this guy didn't like to spend money on?" "Yeah, his ex-Wives." "Fielding was married 4 time" "He didn't have prenups the first two," "But he did everything he could to cut off his ex-Wives." "Are there children involved?" "Yes, with 3 of the wives." "Hoyt ashford was married a few times, too, wasn't he?" "You know, considering that when kevin takes me to dinner" "And a movie, he defaults on his student loans," "This amount of money is sick." "What did you find?" "Well, all 3 of our dearly departed rich guys" "Were embroiled in bitter court battles" "Over how much to pay in alimony and child support," "And even when the court ruled in the wife's favor," "Which was almost always, these 3 charmers just, you know," "Decided not to pay." "Garcia, can you generate a list of high-Profile" "Dallas ceos who are holding out on their ex-Wives?" "One loaded losers list, dallas edition, comin' at ya." "Penelope out." "So why would a prominent businessman" "Who could easily pay child support refuse to?" "For this type of overachieving personality," "Paying money after the marriage ends probably offends him." "They're spending tens of thousands on an escort," "But they won't drop a dime on their wife and kids?" "That's cold." "Narcissistic, self-Absorbed," "A pathological avoidance of paternal responsibilities." "Meanwhile, most prostitutes come from broken homes," "She's listening to pillow talk." "Could serve as some sort of trigger." "How their ex-Wives are cheating them out of money," "How their kids are nagging them." "Everything that these men take for granted and that she never had." "Well, should i assemble the police for a profile?" "I just don't think it's gonna help." "She lives in a completely different world than they do." "Same with the news-Watching public." "And the ceos who sleep with her won't admit to it." "Like i couldn't even get past the team of lawyers protecting them." "What if we give the profile to the corporate lawyers?" "They've cleaned up after her," "Even if they don't realize that they've seen this woman." "Because every time we've approached them, they've circled the wagons." "What makes you think this is going to be any different?" "Because she's putting them at risk, too." "We're looking for a white woman between the ages of 25 and 30." "She's paid between 10" " And $15,000 per session," "And she's very well versed in the world of money and privilege." "Even though she's a call girl, she doesn't look like one." "She could pass as a businesswoman or a co-Worker." "You've probably written up her personal expenses as losses." "Shoes, jewelry, clothing." "Your bosses pay her in cash," "But they may also be paying her in other ways..." "Taking care of her, a new car," "Paying for her medical bills, even." "She probably did not grow up with a father figure," "And she is now turning that rage" "Toward clients who walk out on their families." "What's going to happen once this woman is caught?" "She'll be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law." "What about the other men she's sleeping with, the ones she doesn't kill?" "What about them?" "Will they be prosecuted?" "Right now we're concentrating" "On stopping her from killing again." "That's all well and good," "But our employers are going to ask us about the risks involved" "In cooperating with an fbi investigation." "Tell your employers that the risk is not only a physical one." "She's compromising privileged information as well." "After she sleeps with these men, they talk to her." "It's part of the release they get in seeing her." "All that dirty laundry you've worked so hard to cover up..." "She knows it." "As long as she's out there," "It's not just your clients that are vulnerable." "Your firms are, too." "Excuse me." "I'm allison barnes." "I'm a lawyer at webster industries" "Where joseph fielding worked." "This is really not the time." "We'd like to hear what she has to say." "Go ahead, ms." "Barnes." "A while back," "I, um, looked at some paperwork" "That mr." "Fielding filed about a penthouse downtown." "I asked him what he'd be using it for," "And he just kind of chuckled and said it was for a friend." "Is that the kind of information you're looking for?" "Do you have an address?" "Trent?" "Yes." "Hi." "That's me." "Hi." "Thank you for meeting me here." "No, please, thank you." "May i sit?" "Yes." "Oh, god, yes." "So, let me explain something." "Nothing's going to happen today." "We are just gonna chat and get to know each other," "And then we'll make an appointment for later in the week." "So, just... relax." "Ok?" "Yeah." "No." "Believe it or not, this is me..." "Relaxed." "Wine?" "Sure." "I've never done anything likehis before." "Trent." "Uh... could i see a list" "Of '82 bordeaux?" "What i'm trying to say is that..." "It's been a while since i've been out on..." "A date." "Heh." "When did your wife die?" "How did you know?" "I just do." "She had ovarian cancer." "8 months ago." "She..." "Oh, i'm sorry." "Boy, this must really be sexy, huh?" "Trent... you are not gonna say the wrong thing" "Or scare me away." "I am here for you." "I almost didn't show up." "How come?" "'Cause i was nervous." "And... my lawyers told me about this thing." "What thing?" "Apparently, there's this girl..." "Woman..." "Like you..." "Who's been killing her clients." "Really?" "My lawyers met with the fbi." "This woman targets ceos" "And big spenders." "How awful." "About a penthouse she has." "It's just a matter of time till they catch her." "And when they do, there'll be..." "A lot of big men in trouble." "Well, my guys seem to think they got the fbi in their pocket." "They won't release any names." "And if they do..." "We'll take care of them." "The fbi knows how to play ball." "Trent..." "Let's get out of here." "I thought there were rules." "I am making" "An... exception." "You got anything?" "No." "And she seems too smart" "To leave a receipt laying around." "Yeah." "Ruins the mystique." "She's gotta be whatever the customer wants." "Hey, look at this." "She's got a lot of high-End designer jewelry here, and then this." "It's way too small to be an adult's." "She probably kept it from her childhood." "Oh, it's a purity ring." "By wearing it," "You promise to save yourself for marriage." "She broke that promise a long time ago." "Hey, prentiss." "Got a whip?" "Antique first editions on the bookshelves." "And porno in the dvd player." "Nothing identifiable." "No pictures, no sense of personality." "Her lifestyle is completely disposable." "Well, these aren't just for show." "The spines are cracked." "Somebody's read these." "Who reads voltaire in french?" "Someone with good taste." "Probably well-Educated." "You know, we profiled that she learned to fake privilege." "What if she's not faking it?" "You're saying maybe she came from money the whole time?" "maybe." "Prentiss should answer." "If it's a customer," "She'll get more information out of them." "Unless she's calling in for her messages." "Yeah, garcia, we're getting a call to this line." "Can you work some magic?" "I don't have a trap-And-Trace in place yet." "Give me a few." "I'm gonna stay on the line." "Prentiss, get ready to vamp." "She's gonna work it." "hi, it's me." "You know what to do." "Aaron." "I know you're up there." "Pick up." "Aaron hotchner." "Hello?" "I'm at a disadvantage." "You seem to know my name," "But i don't know yours." "Can we start there?" "I thought i could trust you, aaron." "Who says you can't?" "I want to." "I even looked you up online." "Is that strange?" "No." "It's flattering to be noticed by a woman like you." "And i thought you were so..." "Upstanding." "I watched the presentation you gave on school shootings." "I found it posted on youtube." "And for a moment, i actually thought" "There were still good people in the world." "But i've disappointed you, haven't i?" "Just like all the other men in your life" "Who've walked out on their families," "Who deserve to be punished." "Did you walk out on your family?" "No." "My wife left me." "Do you have kids?" "I have a son." "How often do you see him?" "I try to see him every week." "do you see him every week?" "No, i don't get there as often as i want." "I believe you." "But don't compare yourself to the men i see." "You are nothing like them." "You're just another whore." "How am i a whore?" "You come when called." "You do their bidding." "My guys seem to think" "They got the fbi in their pocket." "In hotels you take the side elevator to avoid crowds," "While the men who pay your salary" "Walk across the ivory marble foyer into their cars." "Garcia." "I'm in on the land line," "Triangulating the cell." "Give me like 60 seconds." "But i'm just frustrating you, aren't i?" "what do you mean?" "Well, you want to show the world all these bad men" "And my investigation's just getting in your way." "No, aaron." "You're not doing your job!" "You don't want to arrest me, you don't want me in custody," "Because you're in their pocket." "We'll take care of them." "You just want me to disappear, just like they do." "Truthfully, i'm only interested in finding you." "You've been betrayed so many times," "You don't know who to trust," "And that's why that first murder felt so good." "But each one since has been less and less satisfying." "You know that's going to continue." "Am i right?" "Yeah." "Come to me and turn yourself in." "I will make sure that you get the help you need." "I won't let you disappear." "If we met under different circumstances..." "I could believe that." "I won't let you cover this up." "Garcia, talk to me." "Garcia, focus." "Oh, my god, was that..." "Hotch: hello?" "Man: channel 9 news room." "I just heard gunshots in a parking lot." "Corinth and michigan." "I think somebody might be dead." "Got it!" "1818 corinth avenue." "Don't compare yourself to the men i see." "You are nothing like them." "You're just another whore." "Her use of the word whore is interesting." "It suggests she's trying to disassociate herself from her actions." "But she's become more personal with the murders." "She's changed her m." "O. From poison to a gun." "And she changed her victimology." "Trent rabner was faithful to his wife until she died." "They didn't have kids." "Her whole justification" "For who's worth killing and who isn't is gone." "She's obviously devolving." "This is gonna be ugly." "She's the type" "Who could go on a spree and take out anyone she sees as a target." "Could we go to the end just before she pulls the trigger?" "Well, you want to show the world all these bad men" "And my investigation's just getting in your way." "No, aaron." "You're not doing your job!" "You don't want to arrest me, you don't want me in custody," "Because you're in their pocket." "You just want me to disappear, just like they do." "Who's "they"?" "The mean she sleeps with, i'm assuming?" "No, it's bigger than that now." "She's lumping hotch in with the lawyers." "So maybe it's anyone in a position of power who could cover this up." "Cover her up." "The purity ring you found..." "You said it was tiny?" "Only a little girl could wear it." "She wouldn't buy that for herself." "It was a gift." "Maybe she's talking about her father." "Well, if her father was anything like these ceos," "He probably walked out on her, too." "Ok, so, you're rich," "You decide to start sleeping with men" "Who are like your father to get back at him." "How do you go about finding clients?" "Could she have started with the service?" "She wouldn't need to." "The madam says that she trains these girls" "How to act around these men." "This unsub already knows how to do that." "She said something else, too." "She said that your client list" "Was like your 401k." "You sell it when you retire." "So maybe our unsub bought her client list from another call girl." "It makes sense." "They're expensive names." "Only someone who came from money could afford it." "So who's recently retired?" "You're kidding." "You keep tabs on who your clients sleep with." "You know who got out of the game." "You're asking me to violate attorney-Client privilege." "We're asking you to help us catch a killer." "Well, let's say that your profile is correct" "And she is the daughter of my client." "If i do this, i'm gonna need immunity on the back end." "Come on, boys, give it up." "I mean, you two know how this game is played." "Yes, we do." "So here's the deal." "Give us the information we want" "Or i'll arrest you on the spot for obstruction of justice." "And while you're sitting in dallas central booking" "Waiting to make your one phone call," "I'll have the entire white collar division from the fbi here" "From quantico, and they'll turn your offices upside down" "Until we find what we want." "That's my offer." "I'd take that if i were you." "Yes?" "We're looking for katherine." "You have the wrong house." "We're not interested in you." "We're looking for the woman who bought your list." "Oh, honey, go play with your toys, ok?" "Come in." "Thank you." "Her name is megan." "Megan kane." "And her father was a client of yours?" "Andrew." "He was one of my 8 regulars." "He's a vp at ebbett oil now, i think." "I saw him for 6 years." "And does your son..." "No." "After i retired, i... wanted something good in my life." "6 years is a long time to see one call girl." "Most men only have room for one affair at a time." "How did megan know about you?" "Andrew left his wife because of me." "Of course, he... married someone else," "But... i wasn't surprised" "You must have been surprised she wanted your list." "Megan had all kinds of opportunities in life." "Didn't you wonder why she wanted to follow your career path?" "Um, megan didn't want to be a call girl." "She didn't?" "She wanted me to go away." "She said that after i ruined her parents' marriage" "That i ruined her life, too." "She bought my list so that nobody else would." "So here's what we know about megan kane." "Her parents divorced 8 years ago." "After the divorce, she traveled internationally." "Long night?" "We're not sure when she came back," "But she kind of fell off the grid, which is easier to do" "When you're making tens of thousands of dollars a night." "Garcia put a trace on her father," "Communication, accounts, the whole nine." "I also forwarded the picture" "To dallas p." "D. And upscale hotels." "Good night." "Excuse me." "I saw her 2 nights ago in the elevator of my hotel." "Call ebbett oil." "Tell andrew kane i need to meet with him" "As soon as possible." "You have the wrong woman." "No, we don't." "Is this how the fbi does their job now," "Making random accusations against people they don't even know?" "She kept the purity ring you gave her?" "We found it in a penthouse that one of her customers rented for her." "Andrew, don't say anything." "When you cut off your ex-Wife, you cut off megan, too." "We still think you can help us" "If you can contact megan." "We're done here." "We have a tail on kane at his home and office." "We sure this is gonna work?" "He knows where megan is." "He'll contact her." "To protect his reputation if nothing else." "Guys, i might have something." "Andrew kane just reserved a room at the wilmore hotel," "Room 2257 to be exact." "Can i get an ick-Ick-Icky" "On making an appointment with your own daughter?" "Megan won't show up until she's sure kane's there." "Jj, tell nobody to move until we get there." "We haven't seen kane or his daughter down here." "There's a lot of entrances." "We could have missed one." "Stay where you are." "Fbi." "Don't move." "He told me to show up here." "Let's go." "They could be anywhere." "How could you?" "How could i what?" "Embarrass you?" "Fail you?" "My god, megan." "Those men..." "They were good men." "Those men?" "Let me tell you about how good" "I'm not going to listen..." "Those men were, dad." "Hoyt ashford liked to play pretend." "Except the bruises that he left weren't pretend." "Michael stanton..." "You stop it." "You spoke with him at a conference, didn't you?" "Do you know who he liked to watch me with?" "I will not let you talk to me this way." "I even asked about you." "I wanted to know what it was" "That these women did that was so much better than mom." "Shut your mouth!" "That's what they told me you liked." "There are 4 luxury hotels in the area" "That the unsub frequents." "We could split up, but we'll go in blind." "Ivory marble." "She mentioned it on the phone." "The men who walk through the ivory marble foyer." "The chase regent." "Are you sure?" "Andrew liked it there." "He said that the staff was very discreet." "All right, let's set up a perimeter when we get there." "Nobody gets in or out." "The fbi knows who you are." "I know." "If you want to punish me..." "Fine." "But don't do it by destroying yourself." "Let me protect you." "How?" "We'll turn you in." "My lawyers can post bail." "We'll get you out of the country." "Oh, of course." "Ship me off, let me be somebody else's problem." "For god's sake, megan." "You're my little girl." "I love you." "Please." "Please." "Let me save your life." "I'm scared." "I know." "It'll be ok." "Will you stay with me?" "Yes." "Do you promise?" "Yes." "Oh, yes." "I need something." "What?" "Your client list." "What are you gonna do with it?" "Hide it." "If the fbi finds it," "They'll prosecute you for all 4 murders." "You'll never be released." "Hold on." "Just give me a second." "Shut your mouth!" "Megan." "We're out of time." "This is it." "It's my contacts, my clients." "Everything." "I'll see you at the police station." "We'll get through this." "Hotch." "Easy." "You sure?" "It's over." "She knows it." "I'll call 911." "Hello?" "Megan." "Nothing will change." "They'll just go back to doing whatever they want" "And keep getting away with it." "Not if i have anything to do with it." "Who was it who said,"you don't pay a prostitute for sex," "You pay her to leave afterwards"?" "It was dashiell hammett." "It doesn't make sense." "The men always leave first." "I'd give anything to see his face right now." "How could your wife have ever left someone like you?" "You're the first man i ever met" "Who didn't let me down." "Will you stay with me?" "Yes." "Promise?" "Promise." "Sir, roll your window down." "Roll your window down now." "Male reporter: dallas companies were rocked today" "As a list was found of men who were rumored..." "Female reporter: andrew kane resigned amid allegations" "Of ties to an escort who was reportedly" "Let's talk." "Killing her clients." "The attorney general insisted that he was not responsible" "For the leak of the clients' names." "Kane refused to comment," "But sources say he was the father."

"I've been trying to figure out how to tell you that" "I wanna spend the rest of my life with you." "Olinsky here." "My name's Michelle." "My mom's Linda Sovana." "Said you could help." "I don't know what Linda told you." "I guess you're my dad." "Every cop I know goes through a bad patch." "All I did was party a little too hard." "Whatever you got going on, know that I'm looking out for you." "Be a good thing for you to give Erin some space." "Let's go to work." "Actually, I quit." "Bianca." "I came as soon as you called." "Shouldn't have called you." "Don't know what I was thinking." "I just know he doesn't want me no more." "If Benji's cheating on you with someone else, forget him." "I'm tired of this life, Antonio." "I can help you." "But you got to help me and tell me where Benji is." "Just so you can go after his brother?" "Then what?" "Then they both go away for a long time." "We'll help you start over." "You telling the truth?" "I swear." "That's it." "One step at a time." "Good morning, ladies." "This is Benji Keyes, known on the street as Benji Bones." "Priors for possession with intent to distribute, concealed weapon, and has been ID'd as a street captain for his brother." "Derek Keyes:" "number one on Chicago's most wanted." "Narcotics estimates that over half the city's heroin comes from Keyes." "Been after him for years." "Every time they send in undercovers, they hit a wall." "CI of mine gave up a location on Benji Bones." "We grab him, he'll lead us to Derek." "This can't be a typical grab, 'cause if Derek finds out we're onto him, he'll dive deeper underground." "So we got to extract Benji Bones without anybody knowing." "That means everybody gets blacked out." " Sarge." " Yeah?" " Curious, have you..." " No." "We traded a few texts a couple weeks back." "You think I should reach out?" "She made her choice." "Chicago PD." "Who the hell..." "Yeah, come on." "Drink it." "Who's that?" "Nobody." "You know what I see sitting there?" "That's enough pure uncut H to send you downstate for a class X." "That's 30 years." "You know what I haven't seen yet?" "A warrant." "Listen, Benji." "I can put a case on you, make a lot of people who sign my checks happy." "You're a big catch." "We're looking to hook a whale." "Your brother Derek's a real old-school gangster, isn't he?" "Doesn't use phones, all he does is business face-to-face, and that's if you're in his inner circle." "Like you are." "You hear that?" "Sounds like I ain't got nothing to say until my lawyer shows up." "What about your companion?" "Maybe he'll talk." "Nah, man, he don't know nothing." "Oh, Aaron Whittles." "You are 25." "Priors for possession and misdemeanor theft." "I..." "I'm a little confused." "These are bad decisions anyone could have made, Aaron." "So why did we snag you up with Benji Keyes?" "We're just friends." "Ah, well..." "I think you're more than that." "Listen..." "I'm not one to judge." "You know, if I knew anything about relationships," "I wouldn't have lived in my garage ten years." "So there's no... no need to feel ashamed." "I'm not." "He is." "Listen, Benji." "I got no problem, you want to step out on your old lady with another guy." "I only care... hey." "I only care about one thing." "You serve up Derek," "I'll let Aaron walk." "If I serve up Derek, you let both of us walk." "Oh, man." "Ah." "Let me guess, you had Mouse ping my phone?" "You know Voight put you on three weeks furlough, right?" "In case you change your mind." "That ends tomorrow." "What do you want, Jay?" "I want to hear you say it." "Say what?" "That you're no longer my partner, that you're throwing it all away." "Look me in the eye." "Tell me it's over." "Are you done talking?" "I don't know who you are, but tell Lindsay she made me a better cop, if you ever see her again." "Hey, Olinsky, you got a sec?" "Okay, so I got my cup of coffee." "I got my "Times."" "And like every morning," "I like to read the sports page before the calls come pouring in." "But today I can barely read a word, because this girl," "Michelle Sovana from juvenile detention, keeps calling for you." "Just give me the number." "I'll take care of it." "Al, she's been calling for weeks." "Obviously you don't want to handle it." "What's going on?" "It can't be that bad." "A long time ago, I slept with this woman when I was undercover." "Turns out this Michelle is... my daughter." "Wow." "And the mom is about to do four years for embezzlement." "And I don't know what to do with her." "Wow." "Yeah." "You have a friend who works in juvenile detention, right?" " Yeah, Beatrice Mulaney." " Good." "I'll..." "I'll take care of it." "What's up, Sarge?" "Nothing." "Hey, I've been meaning to ask." "You and Boy Wonder, you settle on a wedding planner yet?" "Oh, uh, no." "I mean, I've been asking around." "I haven't found anybody yet, so it's..." "Good, I'll do it." "What the hell is that?" "My wedding planner from when I was engaged." "To what?" "Tiger Beat, go get some coffee." "This is girl talk." "Have fun." "Hey..." "Look at this dress." "Isn't it gorgeous?" "It's beautiful." "The ad says Woolworth's." "I think they went out of business." "Burgess, dreams never go out of business." "Ever." "Go ahead, take this." "We'll talk later." " I couldn't possibly..." " Take it." " No, I could... it's so..." " Take it, Burgess." "Thanks." "Okay, here we go." "Who is that handsome devil?" "All right, 100 grand in small bills from the 1505 fund, baby." "I look like Mr. Uptown or what?" "You look the part." " Yo, Adam." " Yeah." "How come I ain't heard nothing about a bachelor party yet?" "Burgess and I haven't even set a date yet, Kev." "That's because you need a party." "The party's the most important part." "Correction: nothing happens without a best man." "What do you say?" "Wait, like, me?" "Yeah, why not?" "I'd be honored, bro." "All right." "For real, man." "It's on, all right." "Okay, here we go." "Benji just confirmed the location of the meet." "He's gonna intro Halstead to Derek as a potential buyer who can expand his market into the North Side." "We get a deal on camera, we'll move in." "Where's the meet?" "Main terminal at Midway." "That's a lot of moving parts." "Planes, trains, vehicles, and the no-fly zone over the airport." "Hey, it's Derek Keyes." "We'll make it work." "That's right." "Let's do it." "Your brother better be here." "My man, he will." "All right, let's go." "Is that camera up and running yet?" "Yeah, sir." "We got audiovisual up and running." "Who was that?" "Sarge, you want one of us to follow that guy?" "No, stay with Halstead." "Yo, this wasn't the plan." "Listen." "You want to meet Derek." "It could be now or never." "All right, I'm rolling with this." " This him?" " Yeah." "Like I said, he got heavy paper." "Benji says you used to ride with the Belz brothers." "For a minute, up in Bucktown." "Those crazy white boys still riding around with chainsaws in their trunks?" "That's, uh, tradition." "But I'm looking to stake a little piece of the world for myself." "Where'd you disappear to last night?" "What?" "I was home, man." "This one told a different story." "Your bodyguard says you disappeared for a couple hours." "Funny thing is, you forgot to put your shoes on." "Are we gonna do business here, or are we gonna settle a family dispute?" "Come on, man, what, are you gonna rob me?" "We got a gun." "Come on, brother." "Shots fired, shots fired." "Everybody move in!" "This way!" "All right, to the right, to the right!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " Stop right there!" "Listen, listen, we're CPD intelligence." "We got a guy beyond this checkpoint." "We got to get through now." "Now!" "Let them through." "Body!" "Central CPD Intelligence, we got a DOA." "And an officer's been abducted." "Sarge." "Yeah." "This came from my CI." "I'll take the hit." "Where we at with the SUV?" "We've got all available patrol units searching." "Problem is, there's no plates." "Well, what about the TSA badges they used to get past security?" "The badges were stolen from several employees yesterday." "TSA didn't report them missing until this morning." "Keyes shot and killed his own brother." "What do you think he's gonna do to Halstead?" "Man, this thing with Halstead." "You imagine if it was Adam?" "No." "Roman, why would you even ask that?" "Look, I know since you put the ring on, it's been all high fives and congrats, but you really think this is smart?" "So this is coming from the guy who fell in love with three ex-partners, right?" "Exactly, ex being the operative word." "You got to be half nuts to do this job to begin with." "Then you factor in egos, crazy hours, always worrying if the other person's gonna walk through the door." "You need to be realistic about what you're getting into." "That's all." "You here with my check?" "We need to bring you into protective custody." "What happened?" "How long do I have to be here?" "As long as it takes." "That one of Benji's boys?" "I seen him around." "Yeah, well, you're gonna get a lot of answers when this is all over." "Right now I need you to tell me where Derek Keyes is." "I don't know." "He put a bullet in his own brother's head." "He won't think twice about killing you." "I didn't mean for this to happen." "And yet here we are." "Tell me where Derek Keyes is." "I swear, I never met him." "Hank." "I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but there's a very determined young man downstairs who says he wants to speak to you and you only." "Get this." "That's him." " You the sergeant?" " That's right." "I'm supposed to give this to you." "All right." "Who told you to give it to me?" "I was on my bike when some dude rolls up, offers me a C-note to bring this to the district and ask for you." "Voight." "Your boy tough." "He won't talk." "You should be proud." "What do you want?" "I want all of Intelligence's CI files in exchange for your detective." "Bring the CI files to the corner of 39th and California." "Send a lone female officer." "No cameras, no wires, no weapons." "Just a girl with a file box." "You'll make this drop tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. in the morning, or Detective Halstead" "winds up fertilizer in some cornfield in Indiana." "We understand each other, Sergeant?" "What'd he want?" "Halstead's life for all our CI files." "That's easy, right?" "We hand over the files, right?" "Whoa, there's over 100 CIs in our database." "A couple dozen are mine." "Half got wives and kids." "I'm not gonna have their blood on my hands if their names get leaked." "So you'd rather protect them and bury Jay?" "Of course I wouldn't!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Just back off." "Back off, guys, come on." "Yeah, well, it ain't gonna get that far." "Grab Mouse." "Start creating false files." " Where you going?" " For a drive." "Give it, give it." "Come on, just give it to me." "I paid you." "I paid you." "I paid you." "I paid..." "Give me... you know, you got 50 bucks in your pocket." "How many times do we do this, Bonnie?" "Oh, come on, just give it to me." "Give it to me!" " Bunny!" " Come on." " I'm leaving." " No, you're not." " No, you're not." "No, you're not." " Yes, I want to go." " I want to go." " Give it to me." "Give it..." "What's the problem?" "Whoa, whoa, no problem." "It's just, your mom here thinks she's a math whiz." "You said 50 bucks." "I said 50 for 20." "You want 40." "I'll give it to you for 80." "You got 30 bucks?" "I'm good for it." "Thank you, baby." "Give me that." "Jo-Jo's a jerk, but he makes house calls." "Nobody does that anymore." "Believe me, honey, waving that piece around, you need to dull the edge." "Here you go." "You know Jo-Jo used to hang with your uncle Ray?" "In fact, they used to be in a heavy metal band." "Something like that." "It was Tripwire, I think." "Or Livewire, that was it, Livewire." "They thought they were gonna be rock stars." "Hey, where you going?" "Al, what's up?" "Hey, I know you're on the outs and you got a lot on your plate, but I figured you want to know." "Jay's been kidnapped." "I'll be damned." "They told me Hank Voight was here to see me." "I said no way." "Look at you." "In the flesh." "How you been, Eddie?" "About the same as the last time you saw me, plus 600 days." "But you, you're good." "Got your badge back and everything." "That's why I'm here." "I need to find Derek Keyes." "Keyes is the kind of man that doesn't get found." "He snatched one of my guys." "Well, any intel you can give me from inside or outside these walls would be appreciated." "Let me ask you something, Hank." "When you put that star on every morning, do you thank God or me?" "I haven't forgotten what you did for me." "What I did was make a lot of enemies, protecting a cop." "That's why I figured you'd want more than a carton of cigarettes." "I get out in a few months." "That thing that we talked about..." "Does that still stand?" "It does." "Okay." "Let me ask around, see what I can dig up for you on Keyes." "Where we at with the CI files?" "All set, bogus CI numbers and criminal histories." "We used photographs of inmates from Detroit and Indiana." "No way Keyes can tell they're fake just by looking at them." "No more waiting, Sarge." "It's 8:00 a.m." "We got one hour till the drop." "Okay, call Burgess." "Tell her to come in." "What for?" "Keyes requested a female officer deliver the files." "No, you find somebody else." "You got a funny way of saying, "Yes, sir."" "There is no way I'm losing a partner and my fiancée on the same day..." "I said, get Burgess." "Hey, I'll pull up Rivera from patrol." "I'll do it." "Get her out of here." "Hank..." "You gave your star back." "Or don't you remember?" "Can we talk?" "You know, you made it clear which direction you want to go in, which is down." "I've accepted that." "Now get out." "This isn't about me." "This is about getting Jay back." "This guy wants a female courier." "You and I both know it should be me." "You here as a cop or to save your boyfriend?" "Does it matter?" "I keep thinking..." "I mean, I keep..." "I keep thinking..." "This never would have happened if I had another pair of eyes at Midway, your eyes." "Then I'm not watching Halstead being tortured like an animal." "I'm asking you." "Let me make this right." "I will do the drop." "This isn't you reinstated." "You understand?" "This is just for today." "Gear up." " Hey." " Hey." "It's ceramic." "It's not much, but, you know, at least you won't be going in naked." "And it won't set off any detectors if they wand you." "Al, thank you." "Yeah." "All right, target's on scene." "Stay cool." "You got what Derek wants?" "That's all of the Intelligence CI files." "Where's Jay?" "Let's say you hand over those files." "We verify them." "Then we'll cut your boy loose." "That wasn't the deal." "Derek said the files for our guy." "He said a straight trade." "Hey, we got a gun, passenger side." "We got a gun." "Hold steady until I say." "If I don't see Jay alive right now," "I'm walking with the box." "Guess you're going for a ride." "Should we move in?" "Negative." "There's no Halstead." "All right, all right, copy, we'll pursue." "No, I said we hold back." "Let her go." "Talk to me, Mouse." "I was able to pick up the SUV on several plate readers, but because the vehicle is moving, the updates are coming in five minutes behind." "What about Air One?" "They positively ID'd the SUV on Mouse's intel, but the signal got lost under the Wabash L train." "Look, it's not gonna be long before Derek figures out the files I made are fake." "Voight." "This is a call from Stateville Correctional Facility." "Will you accept?" "Yes, I will." "Go ahead, please." "Tell me you got something, Eddie." "Turns out there's a guy in the next block named Tyrell Chase." "Okay." "Con named Tyrell Chase." "All right, go ahead." "Screws tell me that he used to be a street captain for Keyes, till he got popped for murder; now he's doing life." "Supposedly, one of Keyes' men comes by every few months, drops a couple grand in his canteen account." "Payoff money." "Thanks, Eddie." "Boss." "We got a guest." "She wouldn't hand over the files unless she saw her boy." "Welcome." "Tyrell Chase." "Visitors list includes his mother, sister, and a guy listed as his cousin, a Kris Dunning." "He was at Midway." "Okay, so he did three years for aggravated assault." "He skipped out on parole and went off..." "Mouse, do a deed search, see if he owns any property." "Gotcha." "Kris Dunning deed search." "Nothing." "We held up our end." "Go get him." "Sure you don't want to do a little bit bump, put you in a better mood?" "I'm good." "Jay." "It's okay." "Erin." "All right, come on, we're getting out of here." "Hold up." "Ain't no way either one of you is walking out of here, not until these files check out." "You got his mother's name?" "Cross-reference it with his mother's name." "Okay, Kris Dunning, his mother is Jill Dunning." "All right, Jill Dunning." "Says here she owns a '96 four-door beige compact." "She had a house Englewood foreclosed on a couple years back." "Hold on." "She bought a house in Hyde Park for over $2 million less than a year ago." "It sounds a little rags-to-riches, don't it?" "Text me the address." "I got you now." "I just got to ask, how did you think this was gonna play out?" "You kidnap a Chicago police officer?" "It just doesn't seem like a smart business move." "I got what I asked for, didn't I?" "And what do you know about my business?" "I know that if you're worried about a rat in your organization, it's already too late." "Derek." "You're not gonna like this." "What?" "Been through a dozen of these so far." "Not finding much that lines up." "This guy, he's doing time in Michigan, but his photo doesn't match his name." "This one, he's on parole in Indiana for a DUI, when the report says he's supposed to be some heavy hitter with the cartels." "So what, you thought you could bring me a box full of lies?" "Look, I brought the box that they gave me." "If you want, I'll make a call." "I'm done making calls." "Do him first, and make her watch." "All right, it's two blocks over." "Hey, come here." " Chicago PD!" " Don't shoot!" "Don't move." "You're under arrest." "Erin, you okay?" "Yeah." "You okay?" "I'm just glad it was you that they sent in." "I got to go wash this off." "Hey." "I'm Alvin." " Hey..." " Hey, um..." "Dad." "Hey." "Come here." "Um..." "Uh, look, your mom's not gonna be... she's gonna be out of town for a while." "Yeah, I know." "Vacationing at a facility downstate for four to six." "Yeah, so I got a place lined up for you to stay at." "I'm..." "I'm good with all that." "But I do need 80 bucks." "80 b..." "All right." "Michelle!" "All I got is, uh... 40." "Hey, uh..." "I appreciate you getting me out." "I'll see you around." "Here, sign this." "It's your statement from the scene." "I got to kick it up to Fischer." "That you acted in self-defense." "I did what I had to do to get Jay back." "I know." "Um..." "Hank, I think I'd like to hang on to this." "Listen, I'm sorry if it took Jay being taken for me to realize how much this means to me, but..." "Listen, Erin." "You want to hold on to your badge, there's conditions." "For starters, you're gonna live with me and take weekly drug tests." "I can do that." "And there's one more thing." "What's that?" "I want you to sever all ties with your mother." "Bunny is the cancer in your life, and we both know it." "Take it or leave it." "How you doing, Doc?" "Got you a shot and a beer." "Oh, too kind." " Thanks, Otis." " You got it." "Hey, so..." "Jay's gonna be all right?" "Guys, don't worry." "Jay's gonna be fine." "He'll be discharged from Chicago Med tomorrow on medical leave, yeah." "I tell you, what Jay went through, it's a hell of a way to get a week off." "He knew it." "He knew what he was doing." "Hey." "All right, to Halstead." " Mm." " To Halstead." "Halstead." " Get a couple more?" " Sure." "Listen, what I said to you about you and Adam getting hitched, it was none of my business." "No, I get it." "You know, you're looking out for me." "I appreciate that." "But..." "I mean, no risk, no reward, right?" "Right." "I got to go see a man about a dog." " Hey." " Otis." "Heard somebody got engaged?" "Yeah, whoomp, there it is." "Yeah, Adam was so romantic." "He proposed in the locker room." "Oh, nice." "Oop." " Oh." " Sorry." "It's okay." "Roman won't mind." " Hey, you know..." " Yeah." "Simple is good, because last month I went on a call where a guy tried to propose to his girl by parachuting into her backyard, but he hit some power lines on the way down, so let's say... there was never a honeymoon." "Anyway, congratulations." "Thanks." "Thanks, Otis." " Let's party." " Okay." "Indeed, indeed." "You kids look like you need some shots." "Baby." " Thanks." " There you go." "Hey, to partners." " To partners." " To partners." "Whew!"

"Transcript :" "Anyone, Sixe." "Synchro cut. :" "Anyone, Sixe." "1x06 Aunt Irma Visits" "I know you won a party!" "But I have to say thank you to a few people after what has been a momentous week for this company." "Project Iccarus has increased our productivity... 10 folds." "Every department is working at three times usual speed... due to the increased interconnectivity of our... computer system!" "Computers!" "Computers!" "How could I talk about all that computer stuff, all... of that computer gobbledegook, without... saying a word about... the lawyers!" "They cut the red tape!" "They cut the red tape!" "They cut the red tape!" " Come on!" " Yes!" "That's enough!" "And when you're talking about computers, how can you fail to mention..." "Accounts!" "He's building up to us!" "He must be!" "And finally, last but not least..." "Champagne..." "These three people proved, time and again, that they have... the right stuff!" "The toilet cleaners!" "They said we couldn't do it!" "They said outsourcing our toilet cleaning would be inefficient!" "Derk, Banhead and Doodles proved them wrong!" "Toilets!" "That's right Doodles!" "Where are you going?" "They do this every time." "They never remember us!" "But... you did the work!" "You did all the work!" "So does this mean we're not going to the "thank you" party?" "Of course we're not going to the "thank you" party!" "Why would we go?" "We weren't thanked!" "Hello?" "I.T., have you tried turning it off and on again?" "Have you tried sticking it up your arse?" "I just realised that was my mother." "God!" "I was really looking forward to that, you know." "Fancy to dance." "I'm glad the toilet guys got the note, though." "They do good work." "Have you been to the toilets on 12th?" "It's like going on holiday!" "I now try not to go at home, now." "I save it up!" "Oh Jesus!" "Will you please do something about that poster?" "What poster?" "Bloody drawer!" "That one!" "The one with the monkey!" "It's horrible!" "The monkey?" "What's wrong with that monkey?" "He's not horrible, he's lovely!" "He's a lovely little monkey!" "What's he doing!" "A goal!" "Not that monkey!" "That monkey..." "Oh right." "That is a bit frightening!" "Anyway!" "I'd better fix this drawer." "Moss!" "Do you have the hammer?" "You're not listening to me!" "I hate it when people don't listen to me!" " Oh God!" " Hey, that much!" "Hyena screeching!" "It's like someone's killing a cat in here!" "Some kind of shouty cat!" " What's going on?" " God!" "Bring it down!" "Just bring it down." "I'm so, I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm just..." "I'm just a little bit..." "You know..." " You know..." " What?" " What?" " Well, I've got..." " ...you know... at the moment so..." " What?" "I've got Aunt Irma visiting." "I Do not like aunt Irma..." "I've got..." "I've got an aunt like that!" "It's my term for... my time of the month..." "What time of the month?" "The week end?" "No." "Does Aunt Irma visit on the week end?" " Moss!" " You know, it... it's high tide..." " But we're not on the coast." " Moss!" "I'm closed for maintenance." " Closed for maintenance?" " Moss!" "I've fallen to the Communists!" "Well, they do have some strong arguments." ""Carrie", Moss, first scene in "Carrie"." "Yeah." "You know, I..." "People tell me I'm not great during this time, so..." "I felt I should warn you." "Right. "Not great" what way?" "Just..." "I'm really..." "not great to be around, so" " try not to get on my nerves." " Oh yeah." "Hey, I've had a few girlfriends." "I'm not completely oblivious!" " You won't even know I'm here." " Okay." "Oh!" "This is working right..." "The afternoon is so great!" "Look at that!" "So smooth!" "Stop doing that!" "Oh my God!" "Sorry!" "Sorry, but you see what I mean!" "You have to be careful." "Yeah!" "I'll be careful!" " Has she gone yet?" " Yeah." "What was all that about?" "Goddamme!" "Ladies!" "God bless them!" "What would we do without though?" "With their ways..." "Their mysterious seasons!" "The moon!" "Glenn Close!" "Sheila Riston!" "All the different kinds of women." "Smashing!" "Oh my appointment." "I've got to go and see the psychiatrist." "I can't believe there's a psychiatrist in the building." "All because those two from accounts just had enough of everything and wanted to go to the seaside." "The seaside?" "They committed suicide, Roy!" "That's right!" "Yes, of course." "Why do you have to go and see her?" "Because I said Jen was dead, that time." "Oh yeah." "Yeah." "That'll be it." "She said it was something only a severely disturbed person would do." "And that now, I have to spend a lot of time in therapy." "Isn't that great?" "Oh well, yes, that's..." "That's clearly terrific." "No!" "No, that's bad!" "Why do you think that's great?" "The psychiatrist is a very..." "attractive lady?" " I see..." "She's of the female..." " Genre?" "Yes." "A Dr. Melfi to your Tony Soprano?" "She's a glamorous old woman." "Oh, the things you could learn from her..." "Or from any woman." "Is Jen is her office?" " I need to get her to sign something." " Yeah." "Don't get on her nerves." "How would I get on her nerves?" "Hello!" "Shouldn't I be on the couch?" "No, Maurice." "Not today." "I've got some good news." "I think you've downed the corner." "I'm not going on the couch?" "You don't need me any more, Moss." "What?" "Well, there's obviously nothing wrong with you." "And I think you're ready now to do without our sessions." "But I've been feeling depressed!" "Oh really?" "Why?" "Because I'm pregnant." "What?" "I mean..." "I had a dream that I was pregnant." "Well..." "There's nothing unusual about that." "But when I have the baby," "I looked down and saw that it was my father!" " That's normal, Moss." " Really?" "That's the maddest thing I could think of!" "My mother?" "What if it had two heads?" "Moss!" "Listen, I think you're fine and there are other people here who need me more." "But..." "I've been having dark thoughts." "Dark thoughts?" "Yes." "Thoughts about dark things..." "What sort of dark things?" "Things that are dark..." "Like what?" "Darkness... night..." "Things of the night..." "Dracula..." "You haven't been thinking about self-harm?" "Self-harm, yes!" "Harm!" "Harm with the self." "Suicide..." "For starters, yes." "Moss," "I do not think that you are suicidal." "Why?" "Why not?" "I tell you," "I'm at the end of my flipping tether!" "Moss!" "It's not like you to use that sort of language!" " Flip off!" " Moss!" "For God's sake!" " Yes!" " Roy!" "Sorry Roy!" "I may be speaking louder at the moment because I'm wearing ear-plugs." "Why are you wearing ear-plugs?" "That's right!" " What?" " What's this contraption?" "I'm..." "I'm stealing food from this machine." " Yeah!" " You know I do!" "Oh, by the way, Roy, your work on Project Iccarus was very good." "Well done, you did a great job!" "Thanks!" "Yep?" "I can't hear you!" "What's wrong with you?" "Oh my God, you're crying?" "I'm not crying!" "You're crying!" " What's wrong?" " Nothing's wrong!" "I'm fine!" "Will you stop getting at me?" "You're always getting at me!" "I'm not getting at you!" "Stop shouting at me!" "Why are these things always so hard to open?" "!" "Oh my God!" "Wow, calm down, everybody!" "What on Earth is going on?" "!" "I don't know, I feel weird." "I've..." "I've been swearing like a flipping docker!" "Denholm's just thanked me for Project Iccarus and I started crying like an actress!" "What's going on?" "!" "Maybe it's all this stuff that you both eat." " Oh will you get off that?" " No, honestly, it's true!" "Okay, Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?" " Smarties cereals." " Oh my God!" "I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal." "They don't." "It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk." "Case closed!" "It's too much sugar, that's all!" "No no!" "Hold on now!" "I basically live on sugar and we've never had these problems before." "The only other explanation is..." "No, no." "It's silly." "What?" "Well..." "I feel ridiculous even saying it but..." "Where I worked before, there was me and a few other girls, Liz and Susan and whenever Aunt Irma was visiting me, we all kind of... synchronized." "What's that got to do with us?" "Well..." " You think..." " Well maybe..." " You're not saying..." " I know it sounds crazy." "Wow!" "You don't think that Aunt Irma is visiting us?" "The symptoms, Roy!" "I am a man!" "He's a man!" "We're men!" "Okay, okay!" "Tell me how you're feeling?" "I feel delicate." "And... annoyed..." "And..." "I think I'm ugly." "That's her!" "This is ridiculous!" "I've never heard anything so... bizarre in my life!" "Oh stop shouting at her!" "You're always shouting at her and it's not fair!" "It's not fair!" "You don't believe this theory, do you?" " No!" " No." " It's non sense, isn't it?" " She's so silly!" " Sugar!" " Yeah..." "What?" "That's not what's causing it." "You think it's Irma?" "Yes." "Don't you?" "No!" "I'm a man!" "We're men!" "Well, if it's true, it's the scientific breakthrough of the afternoon." "It's not true!" "Don't worry, I wasn't about to look foolish by jumping to conclusions, so I've sent an e-mail out asking everyone's opinions." "Right." "Well, that's a good idea." "No, sorry." "Could you run that part to me again?" "I've sent it to everyone in my address book." "You should have one." "What?" "Do we have PMT?" "You sent this out?" "!" "Oh you signed it from both of us!" "You signed it from both of us!" "Yes." "Along with a list of symptoms." ""Headachy", "Weakened"," ""Irritability, anxiety!"" ""Breast tenderness!"" "I get that, don't you?" "Yes!" "But you cannot tell the entire I.T. community that we have PMT!" "Come on!" "No one would use that sort of information against us." "Now, wait a second!" "They would, wouldn't they?" "Oh no!" "There's probably a whole website devoted to us already!" "Oh I only posted it about an hour ago." "Google our names!" "Oh no!" "What do we gotta do?" "I don't know!" "Come on!" "It's my turn with the bottle." "God, sorry Richmond, sorry." "I always forget you work here." "Yeah." "I seldom normally come out this far, only could you have a word with Moss and Roy?" "Ever since they got famous, they've been at each other's throats." " Famous?" " Yes." "Google their names." "Oh my God!" "How many entries do they have?" "Thousands..." "Mosse's e-mail's spreading like a virus!" "You've unleashed a monster with that aunt Irma business." "Yes Richmond." "Tell me, how come Aunt Irma isn't affecting you?" "Of course it is!" "I've been feeling very gloomy all day!" "Not my usual cheery self at all!" "Yeah." "I guess it's just difficult to tell underneath all that make-up." "I'm not wearing make-up!" "Could you have a word?" "They're driving me out of my tiny little mind." "Guys!" "You gonna have to..." "Oh my goodness!" "What happened to your face?" "We had an argument." "Oh God, have you seen this?" "What's happening?" "The rioting has been going on all night." "The men involved are young, angry and almost all of them work with computers." "This is insane!" "What's going on?" "!" "In Tokyo, two games designers went on the rampage in a shopping centre and frightened a dog!" "In Hamburg, a group of software developers shouted at a bus." "The situation is completely out of cont..." "And it's all because of Aunt Irma." "But how?" "You shouldn't have sent out this e-mail detailing the symptoms." "You know how suggestible and easily swayed I.T. people are..." " That's not true!" " Yes it is!" "No you're right." "Of course it is." "You shouldn't have sent that e-mail, Moss!" "Oh don't blame me!" " It's your fault!" " Guys!" "Guys, come on!" "You're fighting!" "It's like you're in a trance!" "No, you're right!" "We shouldn't be doing this!" "This is enough!" "We never fight!" "We have to do something." "Yeah, whatever." "I'm going in." "Damn it Roy!" "I never thought it would come to this!" "The hell it has!" "She's the only one that's had direct contact with Irma." "If we can just calm her down then..." "We can hope and pray that everybody else calms down too." "You've got big balls, Roy!" "Thanks." "You're very welcome." "Hiya!" "Can't even find a bloody pen in here!" "How is my soldier?" "What do you want?" "!" "I just came in for a little chat." "You are looking good today!" " Ah, thank you." " So slim!" "Yeah, I'm trying to stay in shape, you know..." "Oh your hair looks great!" "Yeah." "Hair conditioner." "The action on this is great!" "Hello!" "Hello Maurice." "I have to tell you I've a little confession to make." "As you may or may not know, for ethical reasons," "I'm required not to have any... relations with any of my patients." "But for the last few months," "I've been developing some warm... feelings towards you." "And the real reason I terminated your therapy was so that I could explore... some of these feelings..." "I see..." "Jen," "I was just wondering, when you were working in your old job, with the girls, if things ever got on top of you, what would you do to... relax?" "We'd have a big girls' night out." "I'd love that actually." "A big girly night out!" "There aren't chances of that round here." "Not necessarily." "Mom?" "!" "This is my psychiatrist." "Oh!" "No." "No, I'm..." "I'm sorry." "It's just that you..." "You look exactly like my mother." "No, no!" "But that... that..." "don't be offended by that." "She's... she's a very sexy woman." "Not not... not that I would want to have sex with her..." "I know that that's what you psychiatrists think!" "But I swear to God that there's nothing to it in my case!" "You know my mother wouldn't stand for any of that kind of nonsense!" "I can just hear her now..." ""What are you doing Roy?"" ""What are you doing?" "!"" "You handled that well!" "That's the psychiatrist!" "Yes, I..." "I think she's my girlfriend now." "No, Moss!" "Listen to me." "You can never see that woman again." "She looks exactly like my mother." "Oh stop it." "You're exaggerating." "She's the spit of her!" "Oh come on." "What went on in there?" "All right." "Okay." "What would you say... to a big girls' night out?" "How big are the girls?" "I can't believe I'd never seen "Steel Magnolias"!" "Oh my God!" "It's good, isn't it?" " I know what we could watch next!" " Yeah!" " Your really liked that film?" " Yes." "Didn't you?" "No!" "It was heart-warming!" "Well I feel like a princess, Roy!" "And don't tell me you don't feel the same!" "Well, my breast-tenderness has gone." "No!" "What am I talking about?" "!" "I'm a man!" "We're men!" "It's the worst night of my life!" "Hiya!" "Okay!" "Beaches... or..." "Dirty Dancing!" "Oh, Beaches!" "No!" "Dirty Dancing!" " Oh I can't decide!" " Do!" "God!" "Dear God!" "I don't know which one to watch either!" "Oh hey!" "But you know what we should do?" " What?" " Something else!" "Oh!" "I know!" "Why don't we go to the thank you party?" "But I thought you didn't want to go." "Well, you know..." "Everybody else is there, and they did nothing" " and we did all the work!" " Yeah..." " Screw them!" " Yeah!" "Screw them!" " Ok, come on!" "Let's go girls!" " Yeah!" "Ok but first, 10 minutes of Beaches!" "Oh Lord!" "Oh yes, I suggest I ask Dr. Mendall to join us." "What?" "Moss!" "Over here!" "What shall we do?" "Nothing..." "I just..." "I really need to get drunk." "Yeah, I'd like to get drunk." " We should get drunk together then." " Okay, yeah." "We should get so drunk that we don't know what's going on." "All right." "...and, turned out, 4 dead cyclists on my fault!" "Brilliant!" "Same thing I..." "I.T. guys!" "Can we?" "!" "Oh dear." "Oh my God!" "I didn't!" "I didn't!" "Good morning!" "I've made you a cup of tea." "Ah, thanks mom." "Mom?" "That's interesting!" "To be continued."

"Previously on "The Mentalist"..." "Jane has worked out that Red John is one of seven men." "But Red John also knows the seven names on Jane's list." "I'm gonna give you the seven names, and I need you to put a G.P.S. bug on each of their cell phones." "The wires are up." "All of them?" "Yep." "G.P.S. and audio." "Okay." "We watch them like hawks." "We log everywhere they go 24/7." "Will do." "(Woman) We have an anonymous tip directed to your unit." "A person or persons in distress at 5570 West Huron." "Brett Partridge is there." "(Beeps)" "(Gasps and whispers) Oh, my God." "Partridge?" "Tiger..." "T... tiger." "(Cell phone rings)" "Lisbon, finally." "Sorry, Patrick." "Teresa can't come to the phone right now." "(Dripping)" "(Indistinct conversations)" "Sir?" "Sir?" "Are you sure I can't call you a cab, or..." "No." "You're gracious and kind." "Domo arigato." "You're welcome." "Good night." "(Exhales)" "(Closes door)" "(Keys turns in ignition, engine starts)" "(Tires screech)" "(Siren walls)" "(Siren walls)" "(Exhales) (Man, amplified voice) Pull the car over to the right." "(Brakes squeal)" "Oh, no, no, no!" "Sir, are you aware you crossed a double yellow line back there?" "Please, officer, this is unnecessary." "You should go." "Have you been drinking?" "No!" "Not at all." "(Sighs heavily)" "Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle." "Officer, I'm really sorry about this." "Sir-- hey, hey, don't" "(tires peal)" "What?" "It exploded?" "(Police radio chatter)" "Well, how long will it take to get that under control?" "All right, well, when the smoke clears, let me know, and I'll get a team out." "Sheridan, what happened here?" "We got a call about an hour ago from your, uh, Agent Lisbon." "Called for immediate assistance from this address." "Uniforms responded, found one male D.O.A. and Lisbon down." "How is she?" "Don't know." "The E.M.T.s are with her." "She I.D. the body?" "Yeah, we got a..." "Brett Partridge." "Worked forensics." "You know him?" "Uh, slightly." "Jane, how is she?" "I don't know." "You got any water on you?" "What?" "I need some water!" "Anybody, you got any water?" "Bottle of water!" "Anybody!" "Over here!" "Thank you." "Wait, wait, wait." "♪ The Mentalist 6x02 ♪ Black-Winged Redbird Original Air Date on October 6, 2013" "(Elevator bell dings) Oh, hey, boss." "Feeling better?" "Much." "Thanks." "Good morning." "Sir?" "Oh." "Lisbon." "I'll be with you in a minute." "(Breathing unevenly)" "(Monitor beeping steadily)" "(Gasping)" "(Monitor beeping faster)" "(Voice echoes) Lisbon... (Normal voice) Give me a hand, would you?" "Teresa?" "(Monitor beeping faster)" "Sorry about this." "(Gasps)" "(Gasps) (Monitor beeping rapidly)" "Everything's okay." "(Exhales)" "It's all right." "You're safe." "You're safe." "What happened?" "You don't remember anything?" "(Exhales) Aside from Partridge, no." "Why?" "Wh-what'd he do?" "Nothing." "Doctor says you're completely unharmed, apart from a taser burn." "What time is it?" "Morning, sometime." "Partridge is dead." "Mm-hmm." "Red John killed him and did nothing to me." "Why?" "He didn't do nothing." "He took Partridge's blood... put it on your face, made his mark." "Okay." "(Breathes deeply)" "Wh-what does that mean?" "He was just being playful." "Ran out of time." "Maybe something spooked him and he couldn't go through his usual routine." "You were right about the phone traces." "Hmm." "Red John hooked me like a fish." "Well, at least he threw you back." "I'll have Van Pelt pull them down." "They're completely illegal, aside from anything else." "There is that." "Wait." "Well..." "Before Partridge died, he looked at me and he said, "tiger, tiger," as in the poem, which is what Red John said to you, right?" "That's interesting." "What does it mean?" "I don't know." "(Knock on door) Hello?" "Uh, Mr. Lee?" "Carmen Lee?" "Uh, sorry." "Wrong room, I guess." "Sorry." "(Sighs)" "Red John has been ahead of us this entire time." "I know you say he's not psychic, but I'm not sure." "Hmm?" "You said yourself, when Red John killed Eileen Turner, it was like he reached inside your head and killed a happy memory." "How could he do that if he's not psychic?" "That's a good question." "(Indistinct conversations)" "Hi." "You've reached the voicemail of Dr. Sophie Miller." "If this is a true psychiatric emergency, please call 9-1-1 and seek immediate assistance." "Otherwise, leave a message, and I'll get back to you as quickly as I can." "Thanks. (Beep)" "Sophie?" "Uh, Patrick Jane." "It's been a while." "Uh..." "Good to hear your voice." "I have something I need to ask you about." "Uh, could you give me a call back when you have a moment?" "Thank you." "Hope you're well." "(Snaps phone shut)" "How's the boss?" "Awake and cranky." "Are they releasing her today?" "Yes, I guess." "Uh-oh." "Look out." "So who's in charge until Lisbon gets back?" "I am, sir." "Well, no rest for the wicked, I'm afraid." "A car exploded last night on Churchill Road." "There's one victim." "SAC P.D.'s already on the scene." "We'll get on it." "Yeah, I'll, uh, go with him." "I'll check with the P.D. see what they dug up." "You, Jane?" "Oh, I'm, uh, busy." "No doubt." "Well, it's good news about Lisbon, huh?" "Extraordinarily lucky," "Red John sparing her." "What was she doing there, by the way?" "What do you mean?" "Well, when the call came in about the house, there was no mention of Partridge or Red John." "So... why did Lisbon go there?" "Don't know." "Following a hunch, I guess." "(Chuckles) Jane, I-I understand your appetite for secrecy." "I've even willing to tolerate it... within limits." "But I'm telling you again." "If you have Red John in your sights," "I will be there." "Clear?" "Completely." "I think it's Bertram." "We know Red John has major juice." "He has to, given what he's pulled off." "Bertram's got more juice than anyone on Jane's list." "No, Bret Stiles runs a worldwide cult with thousands of followers and billions of dollars in assets." "Okay, other than Stiles." "But Bertram's on the inside." "He can keep an eye on the investigation, hide his tracks." "(Breathes deeply) Tell me I'm wrong." "Go ahead." "Bring it on." "I don't think you're wrong." "Yeah?" "It could definitely be Bertram." "There's something creepy about him." "There is something creepy about him, isn't there?" "So you're, uh, agreeing with me?" "I guess." "All right." "(Hushed voice) Wha!" "The crowd goes wild because Cho agrees with me!" "Wha!" "I pulled the guy over a little before midnight." "Typical D.U.I." "Driver's giving me some lip." "Then he hits the gas, and kaboom." "You run the plates?" "Yeah." "Guy's name was Titus Stone." "I sent the I.D. to your office, but coroner already took his body." "But you're not missing anything." "Guy was pretty crispy." "Hey, Cho, look at this." "Hole in the roof says bomb in the car." "The edges of the hole are bent inward." "So the bomb was on the outside on top of the car." "Yeah, but how?" "It doesn't look like there was a roof rack." "How's it stay in place?" "Did you see it explode?" "No, but my dashboard camera caught it." "You want to see this." "Here we go." "See that thing right there?" "What the hell is that?" "Run that again." "Okay." "(Cho) There's a light moving parallel to the ground right behind the car." "Is that something flying there?" "Looks like it hits the car right before it explodes." "Could it be some kind of missile?" "I doubt it." "You know, that could be a drone." "A drone?" "(Scoffs) Wow, that's crazy." "Run it again." "Sure." "(Cell phone rings)" "Excuse me." "Hey, Grace." "Hey, good-lookin'." "So I didn't want to wake you when I left, but, uh, that was pretty spectacular last night." "Yeah, it was." "Hey, I'm free tonight." "Sounds good." "So I was thinking, uh, we should definitely discuss the, uh, new agenda with a focus on a significantly new approach to..." "Something." "Someone just walk by?" "Yeah." "What were you calling about?" "Uh, Titus Stone." "No arrests, no family in state." "A cousin in Minneapolis." "She's been informed." "He worked for a company called Modern Aerodynamics." "According to their web site, they design unmanned aerial vehicles." "You know what those are?" "Drones?" "How'd you know?" "Patrick." "Dr. Miller." "(Cell phone rings) Sophie." "(Faint indistinct voice speaks)" "(Rings)" "What's up, Cho?" "Are you working this case?" "I'm always working the case." "Rigsby's going to the victim's house, and I've got to talk to some people about drones." "Mm." "Drones." "That's new." "Count me in." "All right." "Bye." "(Sighs) Hello." "I'm Kris Makkena." "I'm one of the company's presidents." "Agent Kimball Cho, CBI." "This is Patrick Jane." "Hello." "I'm sorry." "I'm just, uh..." "It was a very hard morning." "Um... my partner is in the conference room, if you'll come this way." "(Patrick) You make drones here?" "(Kris) Uh, we design them." "We don't manufacture." "(Cho) What did Titus Stone do for you?" "Titus had been with us since we started the company." "He was our design chief." "He was a genius." "He was our genius." "He was--he was brilliant." "Mm, "genius" and "brilliant"-- usually synonyms for "difficult"." "Uh, well, he was a tad eccentric, you know, socially awkward at times, didn't always get people, but at the end of the day, we all adored him." "I doubt that." "Elliott." "Elliott Winston." "I run the company with Kris." "Agent Cho, is it?" "That's right." "Our attorney says that you think a U.A.V. killed Titus." "Is that true?" "U.A.V..." "An unmanned vehicle." "It's a drone." "Ah." "We're looking into that." "Then why are you here?" "What do you mean?" "Our product isn't very popular in certain quarters outside the country." "Or inside the country, for that matter." "If a U.A.V. was involved in this, it's clear-- someone decided to use poor Titus as a prop in a particularly grotesque piece of political theater, which is simply-- Oh, Elliott-- simply... terrorism." "The F.B.I. should be here, not a... state agency." "We're in contact with the F.B.I." "If we find evidence of terrorism, we'll take the appropriate steps." "But right now it's a homicide." "Now... was Stone having problems with anyone else here?" "Uh... nothing serious, not that we knew about." "What was he working on?" "He started a new line of product, uh, but he'd just completed work on a project called the Redbird, which we delivered to the military a few months back." "The Redbird?" "Mm-hmm." "Well, that's a cool name." "Is that the kind of drone that shoots missiles and blows up trucks, houses, stuff?" "Something like that." "I see." "Redbird." "Is it red?" "No." "Black." "What is the point here?" "There is none, just that mere mention of it makes both of you tense." "Why is that?" "Our work for the Pentagon is covered by strict confidentiality agreements, so technically, admitting the Redbird exists is a violation of federal law." "We could all go to jail just for having this conversation." "Well, that could explain it." "Could." "Some nut out there who thinks we're war criminals has drawn a target on our back." "That's who you should be looking for." "Maybe." "Now where does Stone work?" "This is Nicholas Vashum." "He was Titus' research assistant." "Anything else, let me know." "Dude." "Jane." "Cho." "Hey." "What's with all the bugs?" "Oh, um, we've been working on U.A.V.s that mimic insect flight, and Titus said having images around helped." "(Cho) Why would you want to mimic insect flight?" "So you can make the drone really small, like the size of a mosquito." "It could land on your shirt and you wouldn't even notice." "Creepy." "I guess." "We hear Stone can be difficult." "You have issues with him?" "No." "God, no." "No, no." "I got him, you know?" "Like, what was in Titus' head was way more real to him than what was outside of it." "Like... other people." "Like, he started this diet a few months back, and if I brought in food-- like, any food-- he would throw me out of the room and say I was sabotaging him and... you know." "(Inhales) You know." "What did Stone do in his free time?" "Uh, he played a lot of videogames, he watched a lot of movies." "Samurai movies, I'm thinking." "Yeah, he was really into that kung fu stuff." "More Kurosawa than kung fu." "Was he seeing someone?" "You mean, like, a woman?" "Um... no." "What about hookers?" "What--what makes you think he did that?" "Well, lonely overweight guy goes on a diet-- he's trying to impress someone." "Yeah, he didn't..." "mention that to me." "What do you know about the Redbird?" "And you can speak freely, 'cause Cho and I have top level security clearance." "Mm... nothing." "I didn't work much on the Redbird." "Your boss says you get threats from people who don't like drones." "That true?" "Yeah." "That happens." "It's scary." "There's some hardcore haters out there." "I'll bet." "I'll be outside." "If that's Stone's laptop, I'm gonna need to take it." "Ooh, uh, I'll have to ask." "It probably has some classified material on there." "You guys really have top security clearance?" "No." "Hi." "You've reached the voicemail of Dr. Sophie Miller." "If this is a true psychiatric emergency, please call 9-1-1 and seek immediate assistance." "Otherwise, leave a message, and I'll get back to you as quickly as I can." "Grace, I want you to stop what you're doing and look up an address for me." "We ran Stone's credit cards." "Jane was right." "He was hiring prostitutes through an escort service called Private Companion." "You get any names?" "Yeah, a woman named Carol Mathews was with Stone the night before he died." "Rigsby's bringg her in." "And what about the laptop?" "Any problems with security clearance?" "No, we told the F.B.I. we only wanted to look at his calendar and correspondence." "They're cool with it." "Van Pelt's on it." "When are you getting out?" "Soon, I hope." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Man, they're letting anybody into the hospital these days." "Ray." "Hey, Teresa." "Sorry about this." "What are you doing here?" "Well, I heard that my favorite CBI agent was laid up." "I thought I'd stop by." "Oh." "Thanks." "Nice suit." "Private sector's treating you all right." "Yeah." "I do okay." "So what happened?" "Oh, nothing." "I-- I scraped my knee." "(Chuckles) That's not what I hear." "I hear you were this close to Red John." "That's some scary stuff." "You okay?" "Fine." "Yeah, it turns out Red John isn't so tough." "You know, he barely laid a hand on me." "Good for you." "(Inhales)" "Well, th-thanks for--for coming by." "But I'm fine." "I'm... totally fine." "(Chuckles)" "Am I making you nervous somehow?" "No. (Chuckles) You sure?" "'Cause you're acting like I'm making you nervous." "No!" "Wh-why are you here?" "You and Jane figure you're pretty close to catching Red John, right?" "Have you got a bead on him, parameters?" "Can't say." "Sorry." "Why do you care?" "I don't care." "I have clients who care." "Visualize clients." "Why do they care?" "(Breathes sharply and chuckles)" "You know, I figured this was how the conversation was gonna go, but..." "I came anyway." "You know why?" "I like you, Teresa." "I really do." "And one of these days, you and me-- we'll have the time." "Take care of yourself." "(Whistling "Jimmy Crack Corn")" "I've got to get out of here." "Miss Mathews, I don't care about the prostitution charges." "I'm just interested in what happened with Titus Stone." "I get it." "You work as an escort for the..." "Private Companion Agency, is that right?" "(Clicks pen)" "Strictly speaking, I'm a... independent contractor." "That means the company offers the service, but the terms are negotiated between the client and me." "Also, they don't pay withholding or F.I.C.A. taxes." "And Stone was paying for you to sleep with him?" "That is what was occurring." "How long had you known Stone?" "Like, four months?" "He'd call every two, three weeks." "And how would you describe him?" "Quiet, not very good at talking, really." "Not until he got into the role." "The role?" "Yeah, he's into role-playing." "Oh." "And what role did you play?" "He's a Samurai warrior, and I'm a village girl he just saved from bandits." "He had a robe and sandals and a real Samurai sword." "It's called a Katana." "He would talk about the honorable way of the warrior, and then I would be grateful for about a half hour." "(Inhales, stops)" "What was it?" "Go on." "You know, when he was talking about honor in that crazy robe, it's the only time he ever really seemed comfortable with himself." "You saw him the night before last, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Did he talk about any issues that he had, problems with other people in his life?" "No." "He did seem kind of sad, though." "He paid for an extra half hour." "Just, you know, cuddling." "Grace." "Boss." "They let you go?" "Y-yeah." "What is that?" "A computer from Stone's office." "Anything on it?" "No, nothing." "No files, no applications." "Even the operating system is gone." "It's been wiped." "Well, how would you do that?" "Run a program." "But you have to run it five or six times to a get a disk this clean." "Somebody really wanted to get rid of something on the drive." "There are fragments of data here and there." "I'm trying to put them together." "Keep checking, and, um, Grace... (Lowered voice) The surveillance on the Red John suspects" "I need you to take it down." "(Lowered voice) Really?" "Right away, as soon as you can." "Don't leave anything behind." "Sure." "Okay." "(Normal voice) Have you seen Jane?" "(Normal voice) No." "He called a little while ago, needed an address." "Whose address?" "Um..." "(Cell phone rings)" "(Sighs)" "Lisbon." "You're wondering who Sophie Miller is?" "She was your psychiatrist..." "(Doorbell rings) ...after your wife died." "What made you think of her?" "Oh, I don't know." "Doctors, hospitals." "You think Red John learned about Eileen Turner from her." "He must have." "I must have told her a lot of things I don't remember." "I was on some serious medication." "Well, call me after you talk to her." "Sure." "Right after." "(Doorbell rings) Bye." "(Click)" "(Sophie) The patient showed some treatment response at the session." "Hilary continues to exhibit signs of separation anxiety disorder." "Her system conti... (Clicks button)" "(Recorder clatters in drawer)" "Hmm." "Oh!" "Oh!" "(Breathing heavily)" "Boss?" "Are you okay?" "Jane found a dead body." "It was somebody he knows." "Red John killed her." "Why?" "We think he got information from her." "Jane's talking to the local P.D." "(Sighs)" "Uh, did you get something off Stone's computer?" "This is the other thing." "I was shutting down the surveillance like you asked, and I noticed something." "I wasn't looking for it." "It was just there." "It's really weird." "It's happening right now." "And when was the last time you talked to her?" "Uh, a-about five years ago." "(Cell phone rings)" "Excuse me." "Lisbon, I have to call you back." "(Lowered voice) Jane, I thought you should know." "Three of the Red John suspects are here together right now." "Who?" "Bertram, Sheriff McAllister, and Reede Smith." "They're talking outside Bertram's office." "(Speaking inaudibly)" "And we'll need to track the arrests." "(Door opens)" "Hello." "Uh, Jane, what you doing?" "This is a private meeting." "How was I to know?" "Door was closed." "Agent Smith." "Jane." "Sheriff McAllister." "Tom." "Tom." "Okay, I'll call you Tom then." "So what's the deal, Patrick?" "Well, as soon as you're done, I need to talk with you." "Well, we may be some time." "We're discussing a joint anti-narcotics effort by the CBI, the FBI, and Napa county." "A lot of meth in my neck of the woods." "I'd like to see it cleaned up." "Good luck with that." "Uh, carry on discussing your effort." "I'll wait." "So what is it that you would like to talk about, Jane?" "You wanted to know whenever we made progress on the Red John case." "We've made progress." "Red John just killed the doctor who treated me during my nervous breakdown." "Maybe... you and I should discuss this alone." "Well, we're all law enforcement family here, right?" "Sophie Miller." "Good woman." "He chopped her head off, placed it in her kitchen oven." "A gag, I suppose." "Dear God." "So how is that progress?" "Red John killed Sophie Miller because I'm closing in on him." "He's killed two people within days now." "He's getting desperate and a little crazy, and he doesn't realize, but he's made a terrible mistake." "That's progress, right?" "What mistake did he make?" "I would tell you, but I've always gotten the feeling that this room is bugged." "Wired." "Good seeing you all." "(Door closes)" "(Whistles)" "Now what the hell was that all about?" "Exactly how much does Jane know?" "Well, that is the question, isn't it?" "Yes, it is." "And it's your job to know the answer." "I'm doing my best." "(Pigeons cooing)" "Thank you." "So did you see anything that says one of them is Red John?" "No." "(Cooing) I'm sorry about Sophie." "I know she helped you." "Do you want to be alone?" "Look, I'm gonna go back to my office." "You can come-- No, no, wait, wait." "I'm waiting." "Red John killed Sophie because she could identify him." "Now he could have stolen my records without ever seeing her." "He must have wanted to meet her, to talk to her." "Why?" "Well, I don't know why." "Maybe curious about someone that was close to me." "But he did." "He's been planning this for a while." "Probably went to see her weeks ago, or maybe even months." "Why not kill her then?" "And why kill her now?" "Her death would have tipped me off." "He waited until he knew that I would try to track her down." "He had to have used subterfuge to get in to see her." "Like pretend to be a patient?" "Probably." "Then she'd have a file on him." "What good would it be?" "It's not like he's gonna tell her the truth." "No, but Sophie had a very good eye for people." "He may not have been able to hide everything from her." "We need to get that file." "(Lisbon, lowered voice) The local police will let you into Miller's house." "Her appointment calendar should be in her office." "You're looking for a first-time male patient that's been to see her once or twice in the past six months." "Got it." "Do not tell anyone what you're doing." "Turn off your cell phone and the G.P.S. in your car." "You don't know who's watching." "Okay." "If you say so." "(Normal voice) What's up?" "Did you find something on Stone's computer?" "I'll have something soon." "Cho wanted me to tell you that he went to talk to a guy named Aaron Kalinosky." "Worked for Modern Aerodynamics until a few months ago." "What's the connection there?" "Apparently he's got a lawsuit against Titus Stone." "Aaron Kalinosky?" "Uh, just a moment, please." "Give it a run." "(Whirring)" "Agent Cho, yes?" "Yes." "That one of your designs?" "Yeah." "It's, uh, self-guided." "It's supposed to wend its way through the forest and return without smashing into a tree." "We'll see if it pulls it off." "This about Titus Stone?" "Yes." "Poor bastard." "The man was brilliant." "Head and shoulders above the rest." "Did a Samurai kill him?" "(Chuckles)" "Sorry." "Bad taste." "I understand you were suing him and Modern Aerodynamics." "Oh, that." "I worked with Titus, Kris, and Elliott on several projects while I was there." "We were arguing over who owns one of the designs they're still developing, happens all the time." "Nothing personal." "Did Titus Stone feel that way?" "You're gonna have to ask him." "Were you friends with him?" "(Chuckles)" "I don't know that he had friends." "We got along." "Did you talk to him recently?" "Um..." "Why don't you want to tell me?" "'Cause it's confidential, and national security, and blah, blah, blah." "Here." "Try not to get me arrested for saying this, okay?" "Titus called six weeks ago." "There was trouble with that system they sold to the military." "The Redbird." "There was an accident in Afghanistan." "One of the Redbirds missed a target and hit a civilian home, and there were nine or ten deaths, big investigation." "Titus was worried that there was a problem with the guidance system." "He wanted me to look at the specs with him." "Then... he called back a few days later." "False alarm." "Everything's fine." "Uh..." "look out." "(Laughs)" "(Drone whirring)" "See?" "No hands." "No one will say anything official about the Redbird." "I talked to a guy I served with who's at the Pentagon now." "He said, off the record, there was an accident and an investigation." "Apparently it cleared Modern Aerodynamics." "They think the accident was caused by local weather." "I guess that's why Stone called Kalinosky off." "What else do we have?" "The techs found fragments of a drone like this in the wreckage." "It's for surveillance." "No weapons." "But you could attach a small explosive to it." "Is that easy to do?" "Nah." "Had to be somebody who knew what they were doing." "Co-worker?" "With the added weight, the drone has a range of 4 or 5 miles." "I checked with the other employees." "No one was close enough that night to launch it." "Maybe Elliott Winston was right." "Some anti-drone guy did it." "Okay, you know what?" "Let's start over." "What did Stone do that night?" "Well, he left his house about 6:30." "Went somewhere." "We don't know where." "Showed up at the restaurant 8:15." "Stayed until 11:50." "A 3-hour dinner by himself?" "That's a meal." "Did you get anything from the computer?" "Yeah, but it's just a stream of numbers." "I can't make sense of it." "Well, find somebody who can." "Otherwise, we're back to the drone people." "Did we get the autopsy report?" "You want to look at the autopsy results?" "Come on." "Don't be so surprised." "Does it say what Stone had for dinner?" "(Clicks tongue) Um... "Contents of stomach."" "Fried chicken, cheeseburger, mashed potatoes, French fries, macaroni and cheese, apple pie, and ice cream." "Yuck." "Excellent." "Let's bring everyone in tomorrow, wrap this one up." "What does that mean?" "Finish." "Uh, move on, concern ourselves with something more important." "You know who did it?" "Sure." "Take a look for yourselves." "It's right there." "Where?" "Thank you for coming." "This shouldn't take long." "What is all this?" "Is-- is that Aaron Kalinosky?" "Ah, we'll..." "What's he doing here?" "Let you know in a minute." "Please, sit down." "I'm sure you're nervous, called to see the Coppers and all, so, uh, let me reassure you, we know neither of you killed Titus Stone." "I think I speak for both of us when I say that's true." "Mm-hmm." "Do you know who did it?" "Yes." "He killed himself." "He what?" "He was a Samurai, and he felt he'd dishonored himself, so he committed seppuku, ritual suicide, with his own particular sword." "(Beeping, whirring)" "Well, what's your evidence?" "(Patrick) His dinner." "Cheeseburger, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese." "Comfort food." "A condemned man's last meal." "Why would he do that?" "H-how had he dishonored himself?" "Miss Makkena, you wanna tell us?" "Me?" "(Chuckles) Why?" "Because he told you." "Uh, no." "Sure, he did." "He came to you to confess, because he was in love with you." "Kris." "I brought you this." "I thought I-I won't need it anymore." "Can I come in?" "Uh, ye--sure." "Okay, Titus didn't love me." "Sure, he did." "He had a photograph of you on his desk." "He kept it there." "He also hired a hooker that looked exactly like you." "It wasn't hard to see." "He came because he knew there was a problem with Redbird." "It's what led to those deaths, and you three covered it up." "You made investigators think it was something else, but he couldn't live with that." "People died..." "because we screwed up." "There were mistakes." "We all know it." "We lied!" "To everyone!" "It's not..." "It isn't honorable." "I don't even know what that means." "Look, it was a moment." "Okay?" "That's it." "The point is to collect ourselves, act with grace, and move on, because if we don't," "Titus, this company-- it's gone." "Me, too." "I am done." "You will have ruined me." "Is that what you want to do, Titus?" "No." "He told you what he was gonna do, and you didn't even try (Sighs) and talk him out of it." "The way I feel right now, I can't live with myself." "I think you should do whatever brings you peace." "Who knows?" "It could be beautiful." "(Sighs)" "(Lisbon) So you went to the office, and you found the suicide note on his computer that he told you about, and you got rid of it." "Kris..." "Look, shut up, Elliott." "Is this true?" "Look, even if it were true" "I had no idea about Titus, none." "Even if it were, you can't prove it." "I'm gonna be sick." "Look, just shut up, okay?" "I-I-I have" "I have nothing to answer for." "You're right." "We can't prove anything." "Not about the suicide." "But we can prove the cover-up." "What do you mean?" "Agent Van Pelt was able to recover documents from Stone's computer." "They're just numbers to us, but according to Mr. Kalinosky, they prove that there were flaws in Redbird's design." "He's out there right now about to give his statement." "No." "Mnh-mnh." "Obstruction of justice, fraud, maybe even manslaughter." "I wiped that disk." "That sounds like a confession." "(Lisbon) It does, doesn't it?" "I'm done." "Wait, wait." "Elliott, hang on." "Look, everything's gonna be all right if we just-- if we just hang together." "Hang together?" "Hang" "Are you insane?" "After what you did to Titus?" "Just don't focus on the negative." "Focus on this." "I'm calling my lawyer and cutting a deal." "You're on your own, Kris." "Good luck." "I wiped the disk." "You're right." "You did." "Mr. Kalinosky said the data was just random numbers." "Gibberish." "Oops." "Jane, Rigsby's on the phone." "Oh." "Okay." "Excuse me." "I'll take it in your office." "Miss Makkena, I can't arrest you today, but I will... soon." "How many names?" "Four." "Ernest Matthewson, Mitchell Livingston Washburn," "Miguel Vavario, and Jay Roth." "Roth." "It's from the German rot." "Means "red."" "When did she see him?" "Uh..." "About five and a half months ago." "Do you have the file?" "No." "There is no file." "What do you mean?" "Well, I searched the whole office." "It's not here." "I got the department secretary to check the archived files at the university." "There's no file there, either." "It's gone." "He took it." "I'm sorry, Jane." "Oh, it's all right, Rigsby." "Thanks for everything." "We'll see you when you get back. (Clicks keypad)" "Damn it!" "Now, now." "I thought we had something." "I really did." "Why aren't you more upset?" "Well, I kind of half-expected it." "And I know something that Red John doesn't." "Sophie dictated her notes." "She couldn't type." "Never learned." "She was kind of proud of the fact." "She had a service that transcribed everything for her." "Did they keep a copy?" "Very possibly." "(Sophie) Preliminary diagnostic session with Jay Roth." "Mr. Roth came in complaining of a recent issue with severe acrophobia." "Fear of heights." "I know." "He's middle-aged, in good health, with no stated prior history of psychiatric issues." "He has no living family, but many friends on whom he relies for company and emotional support." "He's well-spoken, good posture, self-possessed." "In the waiting room, he sat calmly in one place, needing no distraction." "(Whistling)" "Though I note, he is an excellent whistler." "His self-presentation is pleasant, but there are hints in his behavior of a damaged and narcissistic personality." "(Speaking inaudibly)" "He says he deals with conflict and adversity easily, though." "I'm not convinced he's being truthful about this." "In fact, much of what he said, though spoken convincingly, did not match what I can only call my instinctive response to his presence, though I cannot point to identifiable clinical behaviors that indicate this." "I sense something deceptive and dark in his emotional makeup." "However, there is every indication that his phobia issues are real-- whether acrophobia or some other issue remains to be seen." "An interesting case." "I look forward to further sessions with him." "(Recorder beeps)"

" PREVIOUSLY ON SATISFACTION..." " I KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN SUCH A FUNK" "MID-LIFE CRISIS." " NO, THIS FEELS BIGGER, MORE UNIVERSAL." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY." "NONE OF WHAT I DO REALLY MATTERS." "WE DON'T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO THE WORLD" "IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY." "I HATE THIS JOB." " YOU'RE GONNA GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK ME" "FOR NOT FIRING YOU RIGHT NOW." " I NEED PEOPLE WITH REAL-LIFE EXPERIENCE." "AND FRANKLY, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE HAD" "A PRETTY NORMAL LIFE." " WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" " GRACE." "I'M MARRIED." " I'M SIMON." "[moaning] [shouting]" " YOUR WIFE PAYS ME." " WHAT, FOR SEX?" " I'M GOING TO EXPEL HER." " WHAT, FROM THE SONG?" " ADRIANA." " SIMON." " CHARLES LIPTON." "MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK" "AT MY PORTFOLIO." " COME WORK FOR ME." " NOT INTERESTED." "I DON'T WANT MY JOB BACK." " GOOD." "BECAUSE I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING BETTER." "PARTNERSHIP." " I KNOW YOU HAVE MY PHONE." "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME HERE?" "SAME THING YOU DID TO MY WIFE, I THINK." " IS IT ON?" "GOOD?" " I THINK IT WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE." "TAKE US INTO OUR NEW HOUSE!" "SURE, THERE WAS MY WEDDING" "AND THE BIRTH OF OUR DAUGHTER..." " OH, MY-- LOOK AT THIS!" " BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING" "ABOUT WALKING INTO YOUR FIRST HOME," "ALL THOSE DREAMS YOU SEE TAKING SHAPE." "I'M THINKING POOL." "[both laugh]" "FUNNY THING IS I FOUGHT GRACE LIKE HELL" "BEFORE WE FINALLY MADE THE OFFER." "IT WAS SO OUT OF OUR PRICE RANGE." "MMM." "OFF TO" "BUT SHE HAD THIS VISION." "SHE SAID THAT THE MONEY WOULD COME." "THE MASTER BEDROOM!" "WE WERE GONNA GROW OLD TOGETHER IN THAT HOUSE," "YOU KNOW, RAISE A FAMILY, BE HAPPY." "BREAK IT IN?" " BREAK IT IN!" " AND THAT'S WHAT I WANTED." "REALLY GOOD." "IT WAS THE AMERICAN DREAM," "IF THAT EVEN EXISTS ANYMORE." "BUT THAT DAY, I TOTALLY BELIEVED IN IT." "WE BOTH DID." "WE BELIEVED IN EACH OTHER." "I THINK IT WAS THE BEST SEX WE HAVE EVER HAD." "AM I BORING YOU?" " NOW, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO" "WITH THE PART ABOUT THE HOOKER?" " ESCORT, THAT'S MORE THE INDUSTRY TERM." "ANYWAY, NO, WELL, MY POINT IS THAT AFTER THAT," "EVERYTHING CHANGED." "YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THE PRESSURES OF WORK AND RAISING A FAMILY," "YOU KNOW, WE JUST--WE HAVEN'T BEEN OURSELVES IN SO LONG." " AND THAT'S AN EXCUSE FOR ALL THAT'S HAPPENED NOW?" " NO, NO, NO." "I STILL HATE HER FOR WHAT SHE DID." "BUT I GUESS I DID I HAVE THAT BIG FREAK-OUT ON THE AIRPLANE." " OH, AND THAT HAVING SEX FOR MONEY, THAT PART AS WELL?" " RIGHT." " SO YOU'RE KIND OF EVEN NOW, HUH?" " WELL" " AND YOU'RE WORRIED" "ABOUT THIS GUY SIMON?" " I MADE A FEW PHONE CALLS." "SIMON'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE." " WELL, HE WASN'T YOUR PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE." " YEAH, BUT I--I STILL LOVE HER, YOU KNOW?" "AND YES, I COULD COME CLEAN ABOUT EVERYTHING," "BUT THEN WE'D BE IN THERAPY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES." "WE'D PROBABLY GET A DIVORCE," "DIVIDE THE HOUSE, DIVIDE OUR FRIENDS." "ANIKA WOULD BE A MESS" " YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T IGNORE WHAT HAPPENED." " I KNOW." "BUT NO, NO, NO." "I--I WANT TO EMBRACE IT." "IN SOME WAYS, THINGS HAVE BEEN BETTER." "I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN." "I WANT TO LOVE MY WIFE THE SAME WAY WE DID" "WHEN I WALKED INTO THAT HOUSE." "AND--AND I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH" "THROUGH THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE." "I DON'T WANT IT TO END." "IS THAT WEIRD?" " A LITTLE, YES." "YOU REALLY WANT ME TO HELP YOU?" " THAT'S WHY I'M HERE." " OKAY, THEN, UH," "LET'S TRY SOMETHING." "SIT." "YES." "NOW, CLOSE YOUR EYES." "NOW, TRY TO RELAX AND FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING." " [inhales deeply]" "AH, THIS IS MEDITATION." "RIGHT." "NO, I'VE, UH" "AHH." "CLEAR THE MIND" "TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR DEEPER SELF." "NO, YOU KNOW, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN" "I'VE BEEN READING UP ON THE BENEFITS OF THIS." "ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE ACTUALLY DOING THIS ONCE A DAY" " OKAY, NOW, OPEN." "MEDITATION OFFERS YOU GREAT BENEFITS," "BUT HONESTLY, YOU HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY." "DID YOU JUST GET THAT FROM MY JACKET?" " YES, AND I TEXTED YOUR WIFE" "AND TOLD HER YOU WANT TO MEET HER REAL SOON." " NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "YOU TEXTED HER FROM SIMON'S PHONE." "NOW SHE THINKS THAT HE WANTS MEET WITH HER." "I--I CAN'T MEET UP WITH MY WIFE AND PRETEND TO BE SIMON." " IF YOU WANT TO FULLY EMBRACE THIS NEW PERSON YOU'RE BECOMING," "THEN YOU MUST FOLLOW THE PATH THAT LAY BEFORE YOU." "IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL THE ANSWERS" "YOU'RE LOOKING FOR." "I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, NEIL." "HIGH HOPES." " ♪ I CAN'T GET NO ♪" "♪ SATISFACTION ♪" "♪ AND I TRY AND I TRY ♪" "♪ AND I TRY ♪" "♪ AND I TRY ♪" "♪ I CAN'T GET NO ♪" "♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪" " YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER?" " OH, HONEY, I WOULD LOVE TO." "UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE A BOARD MEETING IN ABOUT AN HOUR." " MM, WELL," "IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ONCE YOU GET THERE," "MY SCHEDULE IS FREE" "ALL EVENING." " [sighs]" "OH, MY GOD." "YOU ARE SO BAD FOR ME." "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU LOST YOUR PHONE." " IT WAS JUST A CRAZY WEEK." "AND I'M GONNA GET IT BACK." "THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY PROBLEMS." "I JUST NEED YOU TO WRITE ME A CHECK, THAT'S ALL." "AND IF YOU WANT TO GO AHEAD AND BOOK ANOTHER APPOINTMENT," "THEN WE CAN JUST" "WHAT--WHAT'S WRONG?" " ISN'T THAT YOURS?" " [gasps]" "HEY!" "NO!" "NO!" " EASY, CHIEF." " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "THIS IS MY CAR." " THAT'S YOUR CAR?" " YES." " YOU'RE SIMON?" " YEAH." " REPOSSESSION." " NO." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I JUST MADE A PAYMENT ON THIS." "THIS IS BULLSH--." " TAKE IT UP WITH THE BANK, OKAY?" "TRUST ME." "[door closes]" " OH, WOW." "I REALLY-- I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH" "FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY." "[laughs] IT WAS SUCH A HORRIBLE INTERVIEW THAT DAY." "I DIDN'T THINK HE LIKED ME AT ALL." " WELL, LEON'S A FRIEND OF MINE," "BUT HE CAN COME OFF THAT WAY." "HE SAID YOU HAD A GREAT PORTFOLIO, THOUGH," "AND YOU JUST NEEDED SOMEBODY TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE." " WOW." "I SEE SO MUCH POTENTIAL HERE." " YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY." "A FEW YEARS AGO, WE WERE JUST A SMALL STARTUP" "IN MY COLLEGE DORM," "AND NOW, WE HAVE A BUILDING." " WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU WORK HARD" "AND FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS," "AND GOOD THINGS HAPPEN." " HOW SOON CAN YOU GET US A PRESENTATION?" " NEXT WEEK." "[phone ringing]" "HEY, THE SOONER THE BETTER, OKAY?" " THANK YOU." " WE'RE REALLY COUNTING ON YOU." " OKAY." "[sighs]" "[camera beeping]" "OH, SH--." "[AreYouGonnaWasteMyTime?" "by Zeus]" " ♪ BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME ♪" "♪ ARE YOU GONNA BE MINE?" "♪ [phone chirping]" "♪ YOU SAID ARE YOU GONNA WASTE MY TIME?" "♪" "♪ ARE YOU GONNA BE MINE?" "♪" "♪ YOU SAID ARE YOU GONNA WASTE MY TIME?" "♪ [car horns honking]" "♪ ♪ [phone ringing]" " THIS IS NEIL." " HEY, BABE." "HI." " SO I HAD A MEETING WITH THAT STARTUP COMPANY TODAY," "AND GUESS WHAT." "I GOT THE JOB." " THE DESIGN THING?" " FOR THE LOBBY." "I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I HAVE TO PUT TOGETHER A PRESENTATION," "THEY HAVE TO APPROVE IT," "BUT THEY'RE REALLY EAGER FOR ME TO GET STARTED." "ISN'T IT GREAT?" " OH, THAT'S AMAZING." " DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CHARGER FOR THE VIDEO CAMERA IS?" "NEIL?" " I'M LISTENING." " DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CHARGER FOR THE VIDEO CAMERA IS?" " YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I HAVE A REALLY IMPORTANT MEETING" "THAT I HAVE TO PREPARE FOR, SO, UM," "CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?" " SURE." " I SHOULD BE HOME FOR DINNER." " OKAY, SEE YOU THEN." " YEAH, BYE." " NEIL HERE HAS BEEN A STAR AT THE FIRM" "FOR A LONG TIME." " CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER." "A NEW PARTNERSHIP." " SPEAKING OF WHICH, DID YOUR LAWYERS HAVE A CHANCE" "TO GO OVER THE CLIENT AGREEMENT" " I WANT TO HEAR WHAT NEIL HAS TO SAY ABOUT MY PORTFOLIO" "BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT SIGNING ANY AGREEMENTS." "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "ROOM TO GROW?" "WE GET MORE AGGRESSIVE?" "MORE ADVENTUROUS?" "[Charles' voice echoing] [moaning]" " NEIL?" "NEIL?" " YES, ABSOLUTELY." " OKAY." " I THOUGHT YOU WERE EXCITED" "FOR ME TO BE HERE." " OH, HE IS." "WE ARE." "WE ARE VERY" " NO, YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH." " I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING TO HEAR IT FROM VICTOR," "BUT YOUR WIFE ASSURED ME" "YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO START MAKING ME SOME MONEY." "I CALLED HER RIGHT AFTER YOU AND I SPOKE" "BECAUSE I HAD TO BE SURE" "THAT THE CRYPTIC GUY THAT I MET AT THE PARTY" "WAS SERIOUS ABOUT HELPING ME." "SHE SAID YOU WERE CHOMPING AT THE BIT." " YOU SPOKE TO GRACE?" " WHO'S GRACE?" " THAT'S--THAT'S NEIL'S WIFE." " SHE SAID HER NAME WAS ADRIANA." "[doorbell chimes]" " NEIL TRUMAN," "YOU FOUND YOUR WAY BACK TO ME." "WHAT A SURPRISE." "COME IN." "WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING TO DRINK?" " NO." "THANK YOU." " SWEETIE, WOULD YOU GRAB US WATER AND SOME ICE PLEASE?" "SIT." " I JUST CAME FROM A MEETING WITH CHARLES." " OOH, SORRY, IT WAS PROBABLY A BIT OF A SHOCK, HUH?" " YOU ALMOST COST ME MY JOB." " IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN HE CALLED ME." "IT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE." "THE LONGER HE SPOKE" " WHAT DID HE SAY?" " SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR UNCANNY ABILITY TO SHOW PROFITS" "IN A DOWN ECONOMY." " YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." " LIKE ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL?" "MOSTLY THE BORING STUFF." "BUT I DID GO ONLINE AND COME ACROSS THIS VIDEO" "OF YOU ON A PLANE." "RIVETING." " I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY." " YEAH." " LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOU" "COVERING FOR ME LIKE THAT, BUT" " PROFESSIONAL COURTESY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME." "DISCRETION IS PART OF THE ARRANGEMENT." " SO WE CAN JUST FORGET EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED" "AND JUST LET IT GO." " WELL, I THINK YOU AT LEAST OWE ME AN EXPLANATION." "I DID JUST LIE ABOUT BEING YOUR WIFE IN ORDER" "TO SAVE YOU A CAREER-CHANGING OPPORTUNITY." " YEAH, WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." " I WANT TO KNOW MORE OF YOUR STORY, NEIL." " IT'S COMPLICATED." " YOU KNOW, I GOT QUITE A FEW CALLS AFTER THAT PARTY," "NOT JUST FROM CHARLES." "THERE ARE AT LEAST HALF A DOZEN DATES I" " I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT INTERESTED." " YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH" " NO, I'M NOT AN ESCORT." "I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY WHO WENT" "A LITTLE CRAZY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS" "AND GOT PAID FOR IT." " SEE, I THINK YOU'RE A REGULAR GUY" "WHO WENT CRAZY FOR A FEW DECADES," "THEN FINALLY STARTED GETTING YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU." "MARRIAGE?" "MONOGAMY?" "DRIVE ANYONE INSANE." "IT'S NOT WHO WE ARE." "[ice clinking]" "THIS HEAT WAVE IS UNBEARABLE." " LOOK, I'M GOING TO GO." "DO I STILL NEED TO WORRY?" " HOW ARE THINGS AT HOME SINCE OUR DATE?" "WITH YOUR WIFE?" "BRING A LITTLE EXCITEMENT BACK?" "I WON'T SAY A WORD TO ANOTHER SOUL ABOUT YOU" "IF YOU JUST TELL ME HOW THINGS HAVE BEEN SINCE OUR DATE." " THEY'VE BEEN GREAT." " YOU'RE WELCOME." "[sighs]" "[alarm beeping]" " SH--." " GRACE?" " IN HERE." " WHOA." " I FORGOT TO SET THE TIMER." " OH." " I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME." " MM." " I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP." " OKAY." " I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS" "ALL AFTERNOON, AND I'M JUST-- I'M--I'M STUCK." "LOOK." "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE FOR A COLOR PALETTE?" "OR--OR SOMETHING-- MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?" "RIGHT?" "I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS GOOD AT GIVING ME YOUR OPINION." " ALL RIGHT, I'M FINISHED." "YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR IT?" ""DEAR DEAN MILLER," ""I'M SORRY FOR THE SONG I WROTE." "IT WAS WRONG." "I REALLY LIKE OAK ROOTS ACADEMY"" "I CAN MAKE THAT "LOVE" IF I NEED TO" ""AND IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN," BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." ""SINCERELY"..." " OKAY, ANIKA, WE SAID THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EVEN CONSIDER" "LETTING YOU BACK IN UNTIL YOU CAN APOLOGIZE PROPERLY." " THEN THEY SHOULDN'T LET ME BACK IN." "YOU'RE THE ONES WHO WANT ME TO DO THIS." "I DIDN'T AGREE TO ANYTHING." " CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY?" " WHY?" "THE SCHOOL COVERED UP THE AFFAIR." "HOW COME WHEN I TELL THE TRUTH, I GET PUNISHED?" " YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH" " YES, I AM." " SHE IS." " NEIL!" " SO THE PUNISHMENT GOES AWAY IF I LIE." "RIGHT?" "[sighs] I HATE YOU GUYS." " I THINK WE SHOULD BE REALLY PROUD OF HER." "I MEAN, WE ACTUALLY RAISED A DAUGHTER" "WHO'S WILLING TO SPEAK HER MIND AND STAND UP FOR HER BELIEFS." " YEAH, BUT WHAT SHE DID HURT A LOT OF PEOPLE, NEIL." " YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE WE TEACHING HER" "IF WE'RE FORCING HER TO APOLOGIZE" "FOR EXPOSING THE TRUTH?" " THAT PEOPLE'S PRIVATE LIVES ARE PRIVATE." "SHE SHOULD JUST LEARN WHEN NOT TO SAY ANYTHING." " LIKE, WHEN TO LIE." " IF IT'S GOING TO DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD." " SO IF YOU KNEW SOMETHING THAT WOULD REALLY HURT ME," "WOULD YOU LIE?" " WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" " YOU KNOW, I MEAN, LIKE, IF YOU KNEW SOMETHING" "THAT, YOU KNOW, WOULD REALLY UPSET ME," "WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME?" " IT DEPENDS." " ON?" " I GUESS, IF--IF I DIDN'T THINK YOU REALLY NEEDED TO KNOW." "I MEAN, RIGHT?" "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" " I'D PROBABLY DO THE SAME THING." " I GUESS I JUST--I THINK ANIKA SHOULD JUST UNDERSTAND" "THAT SOMETIMES TELLING THE TRUTH CAN HAVE HUGE CONSEQUENCES." "I MEAN, THIS CAN KEEP HER OUT OF COLLEGE AND" "AND I GET A 16-YEAR-OLD'S POINT OF VIEW" "OF WANTING TO REBEL, BUT WE'RE THE PARENTS," "SO WE SHOULD SHOW HER WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS." " LEAD BY EXAMPLE." " YEAH." "EXACTLY." "I'M GONNA STAY UP A BIT AND TRY TO GET THIS WORK DONE." " YOU STILL NEED MY HELP?" " NO, I THINK I CAN MANAGE." "DON'T WAIT UP." " ♪ THERE WAS A TIME ♪" "♪ I HAD NOTHING TO GIVE ♪" "♪ WELL, I NEEDED SHELTER ♪" "♪ AND I WANT TO HOLD YOU ♪" "♪ AND I WANT TO SAY ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ THAT YOU ♪" "♪ ARE ALL THAT I NEED ♪ [phone dings]" "♪ FOR YOU ♪" "♪ I GIVE MY SOUL TO KEEP ♪" "♪ YOU SEE ME, LOVE ME ♪" "♪ JUST THE WAY I AM ♪" "♪ I SAID, FOR YOU ♪" "♪ I AM A BETTER MAN ♪ [phone chirps]" "♪ I'D BE LOST ♪" "♪ SO LOST ♪" "♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪" " I'M LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW." "THE MONEY IS IN MY ACCOUNT." " YES, MR. WOODLEY, BUT THE REASON" "THE CAR PAYMENT DIDN'T GO THROUGH" "IS THAT YOUR ASSETS HAVE BEEN FROZEN BY THE IRS." " THEY'VE BEEN WHAT?" " WE'VE BEEN TOLD BY THE IRS" "TO COMPLY WITH AN AUDIT REQUEST." "THEY CONTROL ALL YOUR ASSETS NOW." " WHY WOULD THE IRS ALL OF A SUDDEN WANT TO" " HELLO?" "SIR?" "MR. WOODLEY" "[knocking]" " WHO IS IT?" "[doorbell chimes]" "WHAT?" " JESUS, STEPH, IT'S NOON." "WHAT, ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING?" " HOW DID YOU" " THE PATIO DOOR." "YOU LEAVE IT OPEN." "I NEED YOUR HELP." " SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?" "COOL AND MELLOW?" "STRONG AND ENERGIZED?" "HAPPY?" "COMATOSE?" " LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN OPEN YOUR OWN LITTLE STORE." " I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT." "I HAVE FRIENDS MAKING A GOOD LIVING SELLING THIS." "IT'S A LEGIT BUSINESS." " OKAY, I JUST NEED POT." " GRACE, IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT" "THAN WHEN YOU WERE IN COLLEGE A MILLION YEARS AGO." "YOU GOT TO GET MORE SPECIFIC." " OKAY, IT'S FOR CREATIVE ISSUES." " THE NEW JOB?" " YES." " MM." " I'M HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK." " LOOK AT YOU, GETTING ALL ARTSY IN YOUR OLD AGE." " YOU KNOW WHAT, I SMOKED A LOT IN COLLEGE." "IT'S ACTUALLY HOW I PASSED ALL MY MIDTERMS." " ONLY YOU WOULD GET HIGH TO TRY AND GET BETTER GRADES." "OKAY." "[humming] LET'S SEE." "THIS." " WHOA. [gasps]" " THIS IS REALLY STRONG STUFF." "THERE'S A WHOLE SCIENCE BEHIND IT NOW," "SO PROMISE ME YOU'LL GO SLOW." " YES." "AND I'M GONNA NEED A PIPE TOO." " PIPES ARE FOR HIPPIES." "YEAH, I'LL LEND YOU MY VAPE." "VAPORIZER." "YOU'RE SO GONNA THANK ME." " SON OF A BITCH!" " IT'S NOT OVER YET." "JUST TAKE IT EASY." " TAKE IT EASY?" "TAKE IT EASY?" "[phone rings]" " OH, JUST" "THERE YOU GO." "FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?" " OH, THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU?" " NO" " IT'S ALL A BIG JOKE TO YOU, HUH?" " THAT'S NOT HOW I" " HIS LAWYER SAID" "HE DOESN'T WANT TO SIGN, NEIL." "HUH?" "I CAN'T EVEN GET CHARLES TO RETURN MY CALLS." "YOU SPOOKED HIM IN THAT MEETING." "HE DOESN'T TRUST US NOW." "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU IN THERE?" " I AM PUTTING TOGETHER A DETAILED ANALYSIS" "OF HIS PORTFOLIO RIGHT NOW." "IF HE SEES THOSE NUMBERS, HE WILL SIGN." "JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." " OH, YEAH." "WORRYING IS PART OF THE GODDAMN JOB, NEIL." "OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING." "NO CHARLES, NO PARTNERSHIP." "NO PARTNERSHIP, YOU'RE GONNA OWE ME MONEY, CHIEF." " I OWE YOU MONEY?" " I MAKE YOU A PARTNER MEANS YOU'RE VESTED IN THE COMPANY." "I FIRE YOU, YOU OWE ME A YEAR'S SALARY." " NO, WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT." " IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT." " I NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING." " OKAY, THEN I'LL FORGE YOUR SIGNATURE," "AND I'LL FIGHT YOU IN COURT TO PROVE THAT IT WAS YOU" "IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES." "THIS IS HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED AT THIS LEVEL, NEIL." "I TAKE YOU OFF THE BENCH AND PUT YOU IN," "I EXPECT RESULTS." "YOU MAKE THIS SH" " HAPPEN, OKAY, SON?" "OR YOU WRITE ME A CHECK AND GO HOME." "YOU KNOW, I GOTTA SAY," "THAT FELT REALLY GOOD." "I TOTALLY GET WHY YOU DID THAT NOW." "[chuckles]" " ANIKA." " I'D LIKE TO TALK" "TO WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE OF MY SCHOOL RECORDS." "I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE THE G.E.D. TO TEST OUT OF SCHOOL," "AND I NEED MY RECORDS TO DO THAT." "CAN I HAVE THEM..." "PLEASE?" " WE DON'T JUST HAND THOSE OVER TO STUDENTS." "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOUR PARENTS TO COME IN." " THEY'RE MY RECORDS." "I SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO HAVE THEM." " ACTUALLY, UNTIL YOU'RE 18, THEY BELONG TO THE SCHOOL." " YOU DON'T EVEN WANT ME HERE ANYMORE." " WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE THEM?" "THIS IS SUCH BULLSH--." " LET ME GO GET THE DEAN." "[school bell rings]" " WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, HUH?" "YOU THINK I'M SOME SORT OF FREAK?" " WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE COMING BACK." " SMILE." "[girls laughing] [girls chattering]" " NO, STAN, I NEED YOU TO SEND ME LIPTON'S COST REPORT NOW." "ALL RIGHT, WELL, SEND ME WHAT YOU DO HAVE." "OKAY, I CAN GIVE YOU 20 MINUTES, TOPS." "GOT IT?" "GOOD." "BYE." "IF HE DOESN'T CALL BACK IN TEN MINUTES," "I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM EVERY 30 SECONDS" "UNTIL HE EMAILS IT TO YOU." " I PROGRAMMED THE ADDRESS INTO YOUR PHONE ALREADY." "CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING FOR THE ROAD?" "A WATER?" "COFFEE?" " UM..." "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO?" "START SETTING ASIDE 15 MINUTES OUT OF MY SCHEDULE EVERY DAY." "I'M GONNA START MEDITATING." "[elevator dings]" "OKAY." "AND CALL STAN." "[elevator dings]" "[phone ringing]" "THIS IS NEIL." " YOU KNOW, FOR A FAMILY-SIZED CAR," "THIS THING RIDES PRETTY NICE." " WHO IS THIS?" " ALL I WANTED WAS MY PHONE BACK WITH ALL MY CONTACTS," "AND YOU STILL HAD TO GO AND CALL THE IRS." " YOU'RE CALLING ME FROM MY CAR?" " YOU WANNA STEAL MY LIFE, I'M GONNA STEAL YOURS." "AND I WOULDN'T REPORT IT STOLEN EITHER," "OR MY NEXT MOVE IS TO GO JUST A LITTLE MORE PUBLIC" "ABOUT YOUR MOONLIGHTING EXPERIENCE," "MR. NEWLY MINTED PARTNER." "LOOK, I'M NOT A BAD GUY, OKAY?" "I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING HERE." "GET ME MY CAR BACK AND CALL OFF THE DOGS." "WE'LL CALL IT EVEN." "[sighs]" "[typing]" "[NewSensationby INXS]" "♪ ♪" " ♪ LIVE, BABY, LIVE ♪" "♪ NOW THAT THE DAY IS OVER ♪" "♪ I GOT A NEW SENSATION ♪" "♪ IN PERFECT MOMENTS ♪" "♪ IT'S SO IMPOSSIBLE TO REFUSE ♪" "♪ SLEEP, BABY, SLEEP ♪" "♪ NOW THAT THE NIGHT IS OVER ♪" "♪ AND THE SUN COMES LIKE A GOD ♪" "♪ INTO OUR ROOM ♪" "♪ ALL PERFECT LIGHT AND PROMISES ♪" "♪ GOT A HOLD ON YOU ♪" "♪ A NEW SENSATION, A NEW SENSATION ♪" " OH, MY GOD." "MOM!" " OH, MY GOD." "WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?" " UM..." "KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL." "ARE YOU GETTING STONED?" " NO!" "I'M JUST" "WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?" "HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MARIJUANA BEFORE?" " I'M NOT SEVEN." "I'VE SEEN PEOPLE SMOKE POT BEFORE." "AND NO, I DON'T DO IT." "I'M MORE OF BINGE DRINKER WHEN I PARTY." "IT'S A JOKE, MOM, JEEZ." " [sighs, laughs] [laughing] OH, MY GOD." " OH, MY GOD." "YOU ARE SO STONED." " OKAY, THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I REMEMBER." "[laughs]" " DID YOU DO ALL THIS?" " OH, NO, NO." "DON'T--DON'T LOOK." "I'M--I'M NOT FINISHED." "DON'T--DON'T LOOK AT IT." " OH, MY GOD, MOM." "THIS IS AMAZING." "HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?" " I JUST LEARNED IT IN COLLEGE." " DID YOU JUST GIVE IT UP?" " NO, I DIDN'T GIVE IT UP, I JUST" "JUST REPLACED IT WITH A NEW PASSION." "YOU." " JEEZ, I'M SORRY." " OH, NO." "NO, NO." "I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING." "AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?" "COLLEGE DOESN'T REALLY COUNT." "I MEAN, THE FACT IS," "IT DOESN'T GUARANTEE YOU ANYTHING ANYMORE." "SO IF YOU DON'T GET INTO A GOOD ONE" "BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED, SCREW IT." "LOOK AT ME, I'M FINDING A WAY TO DO WHAT I LOVE." "AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I RESPECT YOU" "FOR WANTING TO TELL THE TRUTH." "IT'S JUST THAT THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY" "IS HELD TOGETHER BY THESE LITTLE LIES THAT" " MOM, YOU'RE RAMBLING." "AND I REWROTE THE LETTER." " OH." "OH!" "[sighs]" ""DEAR MR. MILLER," "IN RETROSPECT, I DEEPLY REGRET MY ACTIONS"... [chuckles] WOW, THIS IS WONDERFUL." "[sighs] YOU REALLY LISTENED TO US." " NO, I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS BOGUS," "BUT I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL NOW." "I JUST FOUND OUT I'M REALLY POPULAR." "[laughs]" " SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "SOMEONE TOWED YOUR CAR?" " IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING." " DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, UNPAID PARKING TICKETS OR SOMETHING?" " LET'S JUST SAY THAT I MADE A RASH DECISION A FEW DAYS AGO," "AND THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND." " WELL, I'M PSYCHED." "I GET TO HELP YOU CLOSE CHARLES NOW." "I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE A GOOD TEAM." " THIS IS YOUR CAR?" " IT'S BADASS, HUH?" " OKAY, WE NEED TO MAKE TWO STOPS." "FIRST, THE BANK." "[grunts]" " HEY, DO YOU LIKE HOUSE MUSIC?" "[house music]" "♪ ♪" "DO YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU OR" "YOU WANT-- [door closes]" "I'LL HANG BACK HERE!" " DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE" "I CAN GET INTO FOR DOING THAT?" " YOU'RE JUST GONNA AUCTION IT OFF NEXT WEEK ANYWAY." "I'M BIDDING EARLY." " [inhales deeply]" " WE GOOD?" "[rock music]" "♪ ♪" " ♪ ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ BACK ON THE ROAD LIKE A WHITE LINE ♪" "♪ YEAH, I'M ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ FEEL LIKE IT MAY BE THE RIGHT TIME ♪" "♪ OH, BABY, I'M ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ ♪ [engine revs]" "♪ ♪" "♪ I'M ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ BACK TO A PLACE I CAN CALL HOME ♪" "♪ AND I'M ROLLIN' ♪" " YO!" "YO, NEIL!" "I'LL CALL YOUR CELL FOR DIRECTIONS!" " ♪ OH, BABY, I'M ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ OH, BABY, I'M ROLLIN' ♪" "♪ YEAH, I'M ROLLIN' ♪ [phone dings]" " THANK YOU, STAN." "HI!" "I'M HERE TO SEE CHARLES." " HE'S WITH COMPANY RIGHT NOW." "EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE." "I'M SORRY." "HE PUSHED RIGHT PAST ME." " ACTUALLY, PERFECT TIMING." " I'M SORRY TO BARGE IN LIKE THIS." " HI, HONEY." "DON'T BE MAD AT ME." "BUT AFTER YOU TOLD ME HOW BADLY THE MEETING WENT THE OTHER DAY," "I CALLED CHARLES AND INSISTED HE LET ME COME BY" "TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE HAVING SUCH AN OFF DAY." " I'M VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS." " THANK YOU." " HE JUST HATES TO APPEAR EMOTIONAL." "I KEEP HIM IN TOUCH WITH THAT SIDE OF HIMSELF." "RIGHT, HONEY?" "SO SHOULD I LEAVE YOU TWO TO FINISH BUSINESS?" " I APPRECIATE YOU BOTH COMING BY TODAY," "BUT IT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR SOMEONE TO BE IN CHARGE OF," "AND I AM JUST A LITTLE SKITTISH ABOUT WHO I CAN TRUST." " OF COURSE." " SO I'M STILL GONNA NEED" "TO THINK ABOUT IT." " SHE'S NOT MY WIFE." "MY WIFE'S NAME IS GRACE." "ADRIANA AND I ARE, UM," "WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?" "A LITTLE MORE THAN ACQUAINTANCES, I THINK." " SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE?" " YOU ASSUMED THAT AT THE PARTY," "AND I NEVER CORRECTED YOU." "OH, AND NO ONE DIED." "IF WE ARE GOING TO GET ELATIONSHIP," "YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE HONEST WITH YOU," "EVEN IF IT GETS UNCOMFORTABLE." " YOU SERIOUS?" " HE'S SERIOUS." " WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" "YOU'RE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE." "YOU'RE GOING ALONG WITH IT." " IS THAT REALLY SO SCANDALOUS?" "I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU SUPPORT FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN" "IN THIS STATE," "NONE OF WHOM ARE MRS. LIPTON." "PART OF MY SERVICE IS COMBING THROUGH YOUR ASSETS" "TO SEE WHERE YOUR MONEY CAN WORK BETTER FOR YOU," "SO I SEE EVERYTHING." "AND ANOTHER THING I SAW" "WAS JUST HOW MUCH YOUR LAST FIRM WAS STEALING FROM YOU." "ABOUT A MILLION OR SO EVERY MONTH." "I THINK YOU'VE BEEN TRUSTING THE WRONG PEOPLE" "FOR THE WRONG REASONS." " YOU FIGURED THIS OUT, HUH?" " THEY HID IT WELL." "BUT I'M BETTING YOU HAD A GUT FEELING" "THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON." "THAT'S WHY YOU NEEDED SOMEONE ELSE" "TO TAKE OVER YOUR PORTFOLIO." "SO, CHARLES, I HAVE TO ASK YOU." "WHAT'S YOUR GUT FEELING TELLING YOU" "ABOUT WHO YOU SHOULD TRUST NOW?" "[radio chatter]" "[car door closes] [car alert beeps]" " YOU GOT MY MESSAGE." " YEAH, I-I JUST WANTED TO BRING THIS BY." "IT'S THE REST OF WHAT I OWE YOU." "AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE." " COME INSIDE." " NO, NO, NO." " GRACE" " NO, I THINK IT'S BETTER" "IF THIS IS OVER NOW, JUST" "THE MONEY'S BEEN PAID, AND WE'RE DONE." "GRACE, YOU KNOW THIS HAS NEVER" "BEEN ABOUT THE MONEY FOR ME, GRACE." "I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF" "WHEN I'M WITH YOU." " PLEASE." "[envelope crinkling] [soft music]" "♪ ♪" " DON'T GO." "DON'T GO." "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?" " [laughs] [door creaks]" " I CERTAINLY DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE." " THERE'S A LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND TODAY." " I TOLD YOU YOUR BUSINESS WOULD IMPROVE IF WE WORKED TOGETHER." "ARE YOU COMING IN, SO WE CAN CELEBRATE?" " I DON'T THINK SO." " YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A BOLD MOVE BACK THERE." "VERY SEXY WATCHING A MAN GO AFTER WHAT HE WANTS" "ON HIS OWN TERMS." " YOU KNOW, THAT'S A PRETTY BIG GARAGE." "IS IT FULL?" "I WAS HOPING I COULD KEEP THIS CAR HERE." "MAYBE COME AROUND FROM TIME TO TIME," "USE IT." "ON A TRIAL BASIS." " YOU WANT TO PARK YOUR CAR IN MY GARAGE." "I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT." " AND I LOST MY PHONE RECENTLY," "SO I HAVE TO GET A NEW NUMBER." "I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I DO." " THANK YOU." " [exhales deeply]" "HOW LONG WAS THAT?" " SIX MINUTES." " THAT'S IT?" " YEAH." "WHEN YOU FIND YOUR THOUGHTS DRIFTING," "ALWAYS RETURN TO THE BREATH." "WE TEND TO DAYDREAM ABOUT THE FUTURE" "AND DWELL IN THE PAST." "ZEN PRACTICE IS ABOUT ACCEPTING" "AND APPRECIATING YOUR LIFE IN THIS MOMENT" "RIGHT NOW." " THIS MOMENT." "OKAY." "[breathing deeply]" "[sinister music]" " [whispers] NEIL." "[laughter] - [moaning]" " [whispers] NEIL." "[moaning]" " NEIL!" " NEIL!" " [gasps]" "I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE PRACTICE." " [moaning] [door closes] [moaning continues]" " GRACE?" "[device beeps]" "HEY." " HEY." " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " OH, UM, I FINALLY" "FOUND THE CHARGER, AND WHEN I WENT TO REWIND IT," "I FOUND THIS." "DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE CLOSED ESCROW," "IT WAS JUST YOU AND I IN THE HOUSE." " YEAH." "[device beeps] [moaning]" "WOW." " LOOK AT HOW YOUNG I LOOK." " OH, YOU HAVEN'T AGED, GRACE." "[moaning continues]" "I'VE PUT ON A FEW POUNDS." " WE LOOK HOT." "[moaning continues]" " OH, MY GOD!" "I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW." "[device beeps]" "CAN I BORROW THE CAR?" " YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR MOM'S." "MINE'S IN THE SHOP." " COOL." " NO TEXTING!" " YES!" " UH-HUH!" " [chuckles]" " [laughing]" "WE SHOULD HIDE THAT." " YEAH." "DID YOU GET MY EMAIL" "ABOUT THE LETTER SHE REWROTE?" "IT'S REALLY GOOD." " OH, YEAH?" " YEAH." "I'M PROUD OF HER." " HOW'S YOUR-- HOW'S YOUR PROJECT GOING?" " OH, FINISHED." "YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOOK?" " YEAH, SURE." "[pop music]" "♪ ♪ [car door opens and closes]" " HEY, YOU GUYS." " HEY." " HEY." " TOTALLY COOL." "YOU MADE IT." " YEAH." "YOU KNOW," "I PRETTY MUCH GET MY MOM'S CAR WHENEVER I WANT." " [scoffs] MY DAD REFUSES TO BUY ME ONE." "IT'S SO STUPID." "SO YOU WANNA DO A LITTLE SHOPPING?" " TOTALLY." "I'M HOPING I'M GONNA NEED SOME BACK-TO-SCHOOL CLOTHES SOON." " OH!" "AWESOME." " HUH." " WHAT'S WRONG?" " THIS IS MY DAD'S CAR." "IT'S GOT THE SCHOOL STICKER IN THE WINDOW" "AND THE DENT RIGHT HERE." "HE SAID HE DROPPED IT OFF TO GET FIXED." "[car alert beeps]" " HI." " HI." " I'M GONNA NEED TO GET OUT HERE, SO..." " WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" " SIMON." "DO I KNOW YOU?" " NICE CAR." " [chuckles] [engine starts]" "THIS DUDE IS TOTALLY BUSTED." " IT'S--IT'S AMAZING." "[phone dings]" " HARD TO GET GOING AT FIRST," "BUT MY SISTER WAS A BIG HELP." " [scoffs] STEPHANIE?" " YEAH, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I DID." "AND ANIKA TOTALLY BUSTED ME."

"Say when." "When." "[woman] Yeah, you'll never guess who's here." "Think '90s." "No, BoJack Horseman from Horsin' Around." "No, I mean, he got a little fatter, but it's definitely him." "He looks really sad." "It's hilarious." "[laughs]" "Get over here now." "[upbeat ringtone] [cell phone vibrates]" "I told you, I don't know where it is." "Don't put things in my butt if you want them back." "[phone rings]" "And hold for Princess Carolyn, please." "Thanks, Laura." "♪ When you're walking alone ♪" "♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And Jellicles do ♪" "♪ Jellicles do and Jelli... ♪" "BoJack, it's your favorite agent." "Yeah, some agent, you couldn't even get me in the room for War Horse." "There were, like, ten horses in that movie." "I didn't need to be the warhorse." "Listen, dummy, I want to make sure you're all set for your first day with Diane tomorrow." "Is she gonna ask me a bunch of personal questions?" "The woman we're paying to ghostwrite your memoir?" "Yeah, probably." "Okay, all right, there's no need to get..." "What, catty?" "Are you gonna say catty?" " I was not gonna say catty." " Oh, what were you gonna say?" "I was gonna say catty because you're a cat." "Goodbye, BoJack." "Laura, I know you're listening." "You got it, right?" "Laura, do not respond to him." "Goodbye, BoJack." "She got it. [camera shutter clicks] [laughter]" "Oh, my God." "Take another one." "Take another one." "Excuse me, I just wanted you to know that you ruined someone else's night tonight, and I hope you have enough decency to at least feel a little bit crappy about it." "Excuse me?" "I was actually already in a bad mood, but I thought maybe for one night," "I could go out to a bar and try to forget about myself, but now because of you and your friends," "I feel more self-conscious than ever." "If we were bothering you so much, why didn't you just leave?" "Because I didn't think of that, and now I feel stupid." "Look, I have a right to be here." "No!" "Maybe because you're skinny and maybe 'cause you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you," "and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person." "You think I'm pretty?" "[chuffs]" "Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices." "What'd you say?" "I was tweeting about all the weird stuff you do in bed." "[funky electronic music]" "♪ ♪" " Good morning." " Ah!" "Why are you here?" "I slept here." "Yeah, but why are you still here?" "Breakfast." "That better not be my last Toaster Strudel." "No, there were three left." "Well, get out of here." "My memoirist is gonna show up soon, and I don't need you..." " What's your name?" " Pam." "I don't need you Pam-ing up the place when she gets here." " Hey, BoJack." " Ah!" "Why are you here?" " You told me to come at 9:00." " That doesn't sound like me." "I have your email right here. [clears throat]" ""Diane, why don't you come over Tuesday morning at 9:00?" "Also, you should bring this email with you because I might not remember it because I just took a bunch of horse tranquilizers, ha ha." "Also, please don't put in my book that I use horse tranquilizers, ha ha." "I just use a small dose to help me fall asleep at night and then a much, much larger dose to get me through the day." "Also, I'm drunk." "Also, I'm alone, so alone, so, so alone." "Please don't put that in my book, book, book, book 'em, dildo." "Does it taste like magenta in here?"" "Then I think you fell asleep on the keyboard because it just says the letter "B" 27 times." "That does sound like me." "Well, anyway, this is my businessperson..." "Excuse me?" "Here to help me with some business needs." " All very above board." " Uh, what'd you say?" "No need to mention her in the book either, unless it's a business book." " [laughs]" " Ha ha, classic BoJack." "Why are you here?" "Oh, funny story, I'm filming a reality show later, so I thought I'd drop by with the old tennis ball and chain." "That is neither funny nor a story nor a reason for you to drop by." "Aw, he just wanted to come over and brag about his reality show." "Get this, I am starring in a pilot presentation for a celebrity reality show." "It's pretty cutting edge, huh?" "Yeah, if it's 2003." "Ha ha." "Don't tell VH1 that." "Seriously, though, please don't tell VH1 that." "We are calling it Peanutbutter and Jelly." "Get it?" " Because I'm Mr. Peanutbutter." " Okay, who's jelly?" "No, no, no." "It's like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." "It's wordplay." "You may have too forgiving a definition of the word "wordplay."" "Well, it's a working title." "Well, it could be working harder, and that's wordplay." "How'd you even get in here?" "Your roommate let us in." "Mi casa es su casa." "And that is the last of the Toaster Strudels, and now my morning is ruined." "Could you guys keep it down, okay?" "I'm kind of on a date right now." "[speaking Japanese] In America," "I am actually considered very handsome." "[giggling]" "Okay, I'm gonna go get breakfast, and when I get back, I want everyone out of my house except for you and you and..." " Who are you again?" " The girl you had sex with." "Right." "You definitely should have already been gone." "[tires screech]" "I really shouldn't eat chocolate 'cause it can literally kill me." "Oh, I know." " But I love chocolate." " Story of my life." "[laughter]" "Hey, excuse me." "Yes, I am BoJack Horseman, star of Horsin' Around." "Yeah, okay, I don't care." "Those are my muffins." "I'm sorry, I..." "I don't understand." "Did you bring them into the store with you?" "No, but I was going to buy them." "That's the last box, and I had dibs on them." "Really?" "You had dibs?" "Yeah, dibs." "I just put them down for a second while I went to the bathroom." "Look, I don't even want the muffins." "I was just looking at them, but I got to say, if you put muffins down, they're not your muffins." "So what, I was supposed to take them into the bathroom with me?" "You didn't even put the muffins in a cart." "You just left them out here." "Yeah, in the produce section." "Clearly, muffins aren't supposed to be in the produce section." "That wasn't a sign to you that maybe someone else had dibs?" "Look, I don't want to get into a whole thing here." "Then give me the muffins." "No, 'cause maybe now I want the muffins." "You think that because you're a pseudo-celebrity, normal rules don't apply to you?" "Pseudo?" "Would you say that to Eric McCormack?" "Look, I've had a rough morning, so I don't need..." "You've had a rough morning?" "I spent the last ten months..." "Hey!" "Sorry, wasn't listening." "See ya." "You're going to regret this, BoJack Horseman." "[laughing] Oh, really?" "I'm gonna regret buying muffins?" "What, have they got a lot of saturated fat in them?" "Oh, man, they do have a lot of saturated fat." "Why'd I buy these?" "Man, I really regret buying those muffins and then eating them all on the drive home." "Well, my date with Ayako went really well." "Thanks for asking." "I specifically didn't ask, and I'll thank you to respect my total lack of interest in your personal life." "She's hilarious." "I never met a girl who was so curious about American bank routing numbers." "Still not interested." "Should we get started on the book?" "What's your hurry?" "What do you guys think I should get Ayako for our 12-hour anniversary?" "She wants a framed picture of my mother's maiden name." "Okay, let's get to work." "Let's start at the beginning." "What was your childhood like?" " Normal." " Normal?" "Yeah, it was, uh, normal..." "normal childhood stuff." "Here's your omelet." "I'm sorry it's not as good as the omelets your secretary makes, but then you're not married to your secretary, are you?" "Well, maybe if my secretary also refused to get an abortion," "I would be." "Mommy, can I have an omelet?" "You're the birthday boy." "Normal childhood, and then just get right into the big, famous part." "Look, if you're not ready to talk, we can wait." "I am ready to talk." "Why wouldn't I want to talk about my parents?" "They're so normal." "That's crazy." "You sound like a crazy person, not me." "Stop being so crazy, crazy." "[laughing] Why are you calling me crazy?" "Okay." "Was your father... [upbeat ringtone]" "Hold on, I got to take this." "Hello?" "Hey, BoJack, I've got Princess Carolyn for you." " It's urgent." " Great, put her on." "Just a sec." "I'll see if she's available." "♪ When you're walking alone ♪" "♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And... ♪" "BoJack, are you watching MSNBSea right now?" "Great question." "Well, I didn't fall down on my remote, randomly changing the channel to MSNBSea while simultaneously crippling myself, thus physically forcing me to watch MSNBSea, so no." "No, I'm not watching MSNBSea right now." "Yeah, well, Hamlet, you might want to turn it on." "They're talking about you." "Ooh!" "Good things, I hope." "[sighs]" "Our guest via satellite is Neal McBeal, a naval officer on leave from Afghanistan." "Welcome to the program, Neal." "Thank you, Tom." "Hey, I met this guy." "All Neal wanted when he got home... and I emphasize, from Afghanistan... was his favorite brand of breakfast muffins." "When he went to the supermarket and called dibs on the last box..." "Well, tell us what happened, Neal." "BoJack Horseman, from the '90s sitcom Horsin' Around, refused to respect my dibs." "Have you no shame, BoJack Horseman?" "Seen here sneezing at a Christmas party." "Oh, not the sneezing pic..." "Why do they always use the sneezing picture?" "In the '90s, we laughed at your antics." "Oh, how we laughed. "Ha ha ha,"" "we chortled in rapturous glee." "But when you deny the dibs called by our men and women on the frontlines, that is a sick joke, sir." "A sick, sick joke, indeed, and you'll forgive me if I chortle no longer, for, to me, there is nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal, the Navy SEAL." "[grunting]" "Wait, wait, you stole muffins from a Navy SEAL?" "I didn't know he was a Navy SEAL." "I just thought he was the regular kind of seal." "This is classic Hollywood elitism." "BoJack Horseman thinks that because he was on TV, that makes him better than everybody." "Well, guess what, BoJack, now I'm on TV, so now I'm better than everybody!" "That's right, Neal." "You didn't even have dibs, you stupid sea cow." "You guys think I should call in and set the record straight?" "BoJack, these people feed off controversy." "If you dignify the story with a response, it's just gonna fan..." "I'm now receiving word that we've got BoJack himself on the phone." "Sorry, stopped listening." "You were ramping up to a "yes," right?" "BoJack, what you did today was a slap in the face of America's heroes." "Will you apologize?" "Okay, enough about America's heroes." "Can we talk about dibs?" "Because he didn't even really have dibs." "If he had legitimate dibs..." "Oh, I had dibs on the muffins." "I hid them in the produce section!" "You left them totally out in the open." "That's hiding?" "[yelling] How did you survive in Afghanistan?" "Those are my muffins!" "You give me back my muffins!" "[barks]" "Hey, guess what, I can't give them back 'cause I ate them all, okay?" "Dude." "Hold on, just to be clear, since this morning, you ate all the muffins?" "Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself." "Is that what you want to hear?" "Neal, was it a small container of muffins, like two to four muffins?" "No, Tom, there were a good deal more than that." "Can you remember exactly how many muffins were in the box?" "Yeah, there were exactly 12!" "I ate 12 muffins, and I didn't even want one!" "There's your goddamn news story, the mystery of my missing goddamn self-respect!" "[pants]" "How'd I come off?" "Well, that went slightly better than the worst it could have possibly gone, so hooray?" "It's not even about the muffins." "Everyone is just out to get me because I'm famous and so well-adjusted." "Well, at least you've got some privacy." "My boyfriend's filming a reality show at our house." "If I want to be alone, I have to go to the roof because it's the only place they don't have insurance to film." "You go on the roof?" "Yeah, just to get some work done." "Is that really weird?" "No, it's adorable." "When I was a kid, I used to climb onto the roof with my dad and look at the stars." "What about you?" "Were you close with your father?" "Happy Father's Day, Daddy." "What is this supposed to be, a lima bean?" "It's a heart." "That's some shoddy craftsmanship, son." " I tried my best." " No, you didn't." "You slacked off and took the easy way out." "In this world, you can either do things the easy way or the right way." "You take a boat from here to New York, you gonna go around the horn like a gentleman or cut through the Panama Canal like some kind of democrat?" "Um, the canal?" "You go around the horn the way God intended!" "Uneventful." " What?" " What?" "I asked if you were close with your father, and you sat here in silence for five minutes and then said, "Uneventful."" "You know what, this is a really good conversation, and I definitely want to keep having it, but I just keep thinking about the muffins thing, so maybe we could put a pin in this thorough deconstruction of my past," "so I can put that other thing to bed before it spirals out of con..." "I had dibs!" " My dibs were on those muffins!" " Your dibs were void!" "I spent a year in Afghanistan making America safer, and this is the thanks I get?" "Really, you, specifically, made America safer?" "Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree that the troops are heroes." "I don't agree to that." "Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically." "I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks." "Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero." "What?" "Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?" "Oh, you took that the bad way, didn't you?" "I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks." "No, no, no." " The troops are jerks?" " Oh, God." "Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun... [upbeat ringtone] Hello?" "Princess Carolyn needs to talk to you immediately." "Great, put her on." "She's actually just getting out of a meeting." " Can you hold for a sec?" " You called me." "♪ When you're walking alone ♪" "♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And Jellicles do ♪" "Ugh." "♪ Jellicles would ♪ ♪ And Jellicles can ♪" " BoJack." " Ah!" "I'm gonna level with you, honey." "This whole you hating the troops thing is not great." "I don't hate the troops." "I just hate one specific troop." "I don't even hate him, really." "I just think that he's wrong about the muffins." "I know, BoJack... just like always," "You're right, and everyone else is wrong." "But if you don't swallow your pride, this is never gonna let up." " I know you're stubborn..." " I'm not stubborn." " I'm proud." " That's kind of the same thing." "No, it's an important distinction." "Okay, fine." "You're not stubborn." "But I'm about to tell you something very important, so I want you to listen carefully." "I'm getting another call." "I'm gonna have to put you on hold." "♪ When you're walking alone ♪" "♪ Because Jellicles are ♪ ♪ And Jellicles do ♪" "It is now day three of the great BoJack jerk-off..." "Really?" "That's the name we came up with for this?" "Who came up with that?" "Was it Randy?" "Did Randy come up with that?" "Anyway, the former television actor who hates our troops has not left his home since his controversial remarks on Monday about how he hates the troops." "BoJack Horseman makes me sick." "He voiced his opinion, even though it was unpopular, and that's the most cowardly thing a person can do." "After we made love, he covered himself in sheets like an Arab." "At this very moment," "Congress is voting on a major education bill that could completely restructure the..." "Joan, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but we've got some big news on the BoJack Horseman front." "It appears that BoJack's Lexus is coming out of the garage." "This is very big news, indeed." "Any comment on BoJack's controversial remarks this week?" "Uh, nope. [Tires screech]" "So where are we going?" "Don't worry, I've got a plan." "[tires screech] Whoa!" "Jeez." "Ayako, hey, I need you to get me three tickets to Kyoto." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Hey, I meant I was rich because I have friends like George Bailey." "_" "_" "_" "Hello?" "Well, I'm out of ideas." "We can hide out at my place while we make a plan." "Yeah, great, just get me away from the cameras." "Do we really need to be filming this?" "It's for my reality show." "You never know when gold's gonna strike." "Yeah, gold doesn't strike." "That's why you never know." "BoJack, be nice." "Just pretend they're not there." "Okay." "Well, I..." "Could you speak up, please?" " I'd like to..." " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "That's too loud." "I want to fix this as quickly as possible." "I don't care who was right about the muffins anymore, even though I was definitely right." "I just want my privacy back, so I can finish writing my tell-all memoir, so everyone will pay attention to me again." "I've already reached out to the McBeal camp." "He's willing to publicly forgive you if you publicly apologize and present to him a box of muffins as a symbol of your great admiration for the American military and everything they do." "But I ate the muffins." "I know." "We got another box." "It's in the cupboard." "Oh, you were saving those?" "I ate those too." "We've been here for ten minutes!" "It's okay, we'll get more muffins." "I'll get the muffins, and they're on me." "I just found out I got 80 bucks in the bank." "I'm helping!" "Hooray!" "So where are we gonna do this?" "Do I have to go on MSNBSea?" "No, we should do it somewhere people will actually see it." "Oh, why don't you do it on Peanutbutter and Jelly?" "You can't call a show Peanutbutter and Jelly if there's no jelly." "It's a pun." "It's not a pun if it only works one way." "Is this a necessary conversation to be having right now?" "Look, I know tempers are high, but let's not take it out on the great title for my reality show, which we all agree is really clever." "We can edit this to make me look smart, right?" "♪ Yeah ♪" " * Peanutbutter * - * Come on *" "How's this look?" "Looks good?" " Okay." " Marker, sound, speed." "Well, here I am, hanging out with my good friend BoJack Horseman, enjoying each other's company, as we often do." "Yes, this is all very authentic and natural." "[doorbell rings]" "Oh, someone's at the door!" "I will see who it is." "Wow, this is a surprise." "Neal McBeal." "Hello, sir." "Thank you for inviting me into your home." "It is lovely." "BoJack, is there anything you'd like to give Neal McBeal?" "Ahem." "Oh, yeah, Todd?" "What the hell is this?" "I tried to buy the muffins, but my bank card got declined for some reason." "But don't worry, I still saved the day because I found this bag of stale hamburger buns." "I'm sorry?" "Yeah, they're just giving them away behind In-N-Out." "Why does anybody pay for anything?" "Ow." "Uh, Neal, as a token of my admiration, please accept this bag of stale hamburger buns." " What?" " Yes, hamburger buns." "It's a symbol for how we throw our veterans in the trash, sadly, far too often." "I'm listening." "We send our muffins overseas, and they come back as stale hamburger buns, but that doesn't mean we should love them any less, because in their own way, aren't stale hamburger buns just as good?" "Mmm." "American made." "So what you're saying is, you think I'm a hero." "Well, I don't know if I..." "Say it, BoJack." "Say I'm a hero." "You're a hero." "The troops are all heroes, every single one." "Great." "And I don't believe saying that cheapens the word and actually disrespects those we mean to honor by turning real people into political pawns." "Okay, you can let go of the bag now." "Also, I am not deeply ambivalent about a seemingly mandated celebration of our military by a nation that claims to value peace telling our children that violence is never the answer while refusing to hold our own government to the same standard." "Yeah, me neither." "I think we're in agreement here." "Furthermore, I do not find it unbelievably appropriate that this conversation is taking place on reality television, a genre which thrives on chopping the complexities of our era into easily digestible chunks of empty catchphrases." "Okay." "And finally, I don't..." "Hey, look, Mr. Peanutbutter got a bucket stuck on his head." "Guys, guys, where am I?" "Can someone tell me where I am?" "Hey, where'd he get that bucket from?" "Who gave him a bucket?" "[laughter]" "Uh, actually, I had another point I wanted to make." "Yeah, but who doesn't love a dog with a bucket on his head?" "Come on." "Bucket!" "Bucket!" "[crowd] Bucket!" "Bucket!" "Bucket!" "Bucket!" "Bucket!" "Hey, can anyone find a handle?" "[howls] [all cheer]" "Oh, thank you, my friend." "You're a real hero." "Unbelievable." "What's your name, young lady?" "Well, my real name's Angela, but my friends call me Jelly." "What?" "Oh, my God, did we get that?" "Please tell me we got that." "[chuffs]" "You want a day-old hamburger bun?" "I'm all right." "How'd it go down there?" "You know what the problem is with everybody?" "They all just want to hear what they already believe." "No one ever wants to hear the truth." "I want to hear the truth." "I don't know if you want to tell it, though." "What do you mean?" "Mr. Normal Childhood, Mr. Uneventful Father?" "Look, I can write you the standard empty-calorie celebrity tell-some, if that's what you're looking for, but I thought you might want more than that." "I do." "Well, then you're going to have to open up and give me something real." "What, you think I can't open up?" "Well, I don't know if you can or not." "You certainly haven't." "[sighs]" "Okay, from now on, full truth, warts and all." "You're not gonna make me look like an asshole, are you?" "I don't know, are you an asshole?" "Okay, full truth, here we go." "You want to know about my parents?" "They drank a lot." "My father was a failed novelist." "My mother was the heiress to the Sugarman sugar cubes fortune, and my dad resented her for it." "He used to make me cry with him while listening to Cole Porter records." "He made me build my own tree house, and then he tore it down while I was at summer camp because instead of hearty, Christian nails," "I used screws, which he called fancy Jew nails." "Like I said, totally normal." "♪ Back in the '90s ♪" "♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪" "♪ BoJack the horse ♪" "♪ Don't act like you don't know ♪" "♪" "♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪" "♪ It's been so long ♪" "♪ I don't think I'm gonna last ♪" "♪ I guess I'll just try ♪" "♪ And make you understand ♪" "♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪" "♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪" "♪ BoJack ♪"

"MAN: (ON RADIO) And now, it's time for a breakdown." "(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)" "(BOB SINGING "MY LOVIN"' BY EN VOGUE)" "Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah" "Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period." "Why doesn't he just shower at home like a normal person?" "Look at him." "Does anything about that look normal to you?" "You know, he's actually a pretty good dancer." "(BOB CONTINUES SINGING)" "I mean, fuck that guy is different!" "Let's wreck him." " TREVOR:" "Hey, Weird Dick!" " (ALL LAUGH)" "Come on." "Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that the winner of the National High School Student of the Year Award is none other than your very own two-time student body president, the captain of Central High's All Valley track team," "president of the drama club and the senior voted "Most Likely to Succeed. "" "I gotta tell you folks, after 40 years as an educator, he is my favorite student." "I wish he were my son if I were medically able to have children." "(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)" "He's everybody's favorite all-around guy..." "Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner!" "Come on!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "("UNBELIEVABLE" BY EMF PLAYING)" "(CHEERING CONTINUES)" "ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet!" "Golden Jet!" "Golden Jet!" "Oh, my goodness." "Wow!" "Wow, guys." "Hey!" "How about a hand for Principal Kent, huh?" "Huh?" "Honestly, if my mom was into white guys, it would be you." "I know it would, okay?" "(ALL LAUGH)" "Well, as we all know, this is our last assembly, which means this is the last time in front of you guys that I'll be able to tell the most beautiful girl in the world..." "I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson, that I love you." "I love you, baby." "I do." "I'm gonna put it in my pocket." " (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)" " I'll save it." "Okay." "All right, guys." "We're seniors now." "And once we get those diplomas, the decisions that we make after that are all up to us." "I don't know what path life is gonna take me on." "But I can promise you all this..." "That I, for one, will push myself at every stage, at every step." "So, I got one question to ask." "I got one question for the graduating class of 1996 and that's "Will you... "" "(SHOUTS) Check out my Weird Dick!" "(BOYS GROAN)" "(SQUEAKING)" "(ALL GASPING)" "(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)" "Hey." "Here, here, man." "(SOFTLY) Thank you." "(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)" " (LOCK RATTLES) - (LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES)" "Well, there's no coming back from that." "Calvin Joyner, everybody, voted "Most Likely to Succeed. "" "ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet!" "Golden Jet!" "Golden Jet!" "("JUMPMAN" BY DRAKE FUTURE PLAYING)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Yo." "Check it." "Oh, come on, man." "I don't want to see that." "Oh, no, no, it's my dick." "I know what it is." "I don't want to see it." "(LAUGHS) Hilarious." "No, I'm working on this new sexting app." "It's kind of like Instagram, right?" "But, instead of filters, it just makes your junk look huge." "Like, three to six inches bigger." "It's called "Junk Mail." Clever, right?" " No, and here's why" " Sorry, hang on, one second." "I'm just gonna..." "What are you doing?" "(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)" "Okay, and send." "Sorry, you were saying something boring." "You just sent a dick pic." "It's called dating, grandma." "Look it up." "Why are you all cranky-pants this morning, huh?" "Oh." "It's because Ethan got promoted instead of you?" "Ethan got promoted?" "(SIGHS) Youngest senior associate in the history of the firm." "Corner office, the whole deal." "Didn't he used to be your assistant?" "Who cares?" "Hey, you should come to lunch with us." "We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!" "It'll probably be good for you to kiss the ring a bit." ""Kiss the ring a bit"?" "Hey, you play your chessboard however you like, okay?" "Me, lunch today?" "I'm gonna French kiss that thing." "Aah..." "I can't." "I'm taking my wife to lunch today, so..." "All right." "Bummer for you." "(SINGING)" "Right?" "(GRUNTS)" "Can you just get out of my face?" "#Blessed." "(LAUGHTER)" "(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "To a guy I not only consider my coworker, but my personal friend." " To Ethan!" " Cheers!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "Do you wanna move tables?" "I know this kind of sucks." "No, no." "It doesn't suck." "Hey, if I wanted to get one of those ice teas but I want most of it to be bourbon- What is that called?" "Okay." "How about we change the topic to something a little more fun?" "Anything else, please." "Oh, how about..." "This is the dress that I'm thinking about wearing." "CALVIN:" "Oh!" "Honey, I want every single girl to be jealous tomorrow night." "Oh." "What?" "I just..." "I just don't want to go." "Calvin, it's our 20-year high school reunion." "I'm not gonna go without you." "We agreed we were going." "I RSVP'd for us." "I just changed my mind." "That's all." "Okay." "I see." "You're disappointed about the promotion." "I get it." "This is not about the promotion." "Okay, this has to do with me not wanting to spend my Friday night answering the "What are you doing now?" question." "That's what I'll get all night." ""Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?" "I'm an accountant. "" ""An accountant?" "Really?" ""I thought you would be the governor, man." ""Wait a minute." "Didn't you get voted 'Most Likely to Succeed'?" ""I guess we missed that one. "" "Is this why you've been so weird and moody lately?" "'Cause you're freaking out about the reunion?" " No." " And what's the matter with being an accountant?" "You love your job." "No, you love your job." "I'm good at my job." "It's not the same thing." "Honey, that's not fair." "You're a partner at your firm." "Instead, I work in a building with a giant, inflatable gorilla out in front of it." "Look, I don't want to be the guy that peaked in high school and, after he peaked, his life went like this... (IMITATES CRASH)" "I don't know the sound that that thing makes, but you know what I'm trying to do." "I'm the guy that went down, okay?" " Yeah." " Then my life down here became a disappointment." "That's what I'll be." "(SOFTLY) Wow." "What?" "I had no idea that your life with me was such a soundless, crashing disappointment!" " Don't do that." " (IMITATES CRASH)" " That's not" " Don't do that." " That's the sound." "You want to know the sound I'm about to make right now?" "The sound of me not going." "That's the sound I'm making." "I'm not going." "Yeah." "Mmm-mmm-mmm." "No." "Not going to that." "(COMPUTER CHIMES)" "Bob Stone?" "Okay." "(PHONE RINGING)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "Hello?" " Hey." " Girl, you scared me." " I did?" " Yes." "I thought that you were..." "I just" " On the..." "Never mind." "Hey, I'm glad you called." "I'm sorry about lunch today." "I'm an idiot, babe." "I don't even know what's going on with me right now." " I really don't." " Yeah?" "Actually, honey, that's what I was calling to talk to you about." "Look, honey, I think that we should see someone." "What do you mean, "Someone"?" "What do you mean?" "See someone, like a therapist." "Honey, black people don't go to therapy." "We go to barbershops." "That's where we talk out our problems." "Or we watch the movie Barbershop." "One or the other." "Look, my parents were really unhappy for a long time before they got divorced." "And maybe if they saw someone sooner, they would still be married." "I just want to nip this thing in the bud, whatever it is." "I don't want to end up like my parents." "Wassup?" "Wassup?" "MAGGIE:" "Please, just do it for me, if not for you." "CALVIN:" "All right." "Uh..." " When?" "When do you want to do it?" " MAGGIE:" "Really?" "The doctor said he could see us at 6:00 p.m." "Um... 6:00 p.m., when?" "Tonight?" "Yeah." "Yeah, is that a problem?" "Holy shit!" "Robbie Wheirdicht?" "Calvin, honey?" "Hello?" "Um, yeah." "I can't." "I already made plans for tonight, baby." " MAGGIE:" "Plans with who?" " With Bob Stone." "Who's Bob Stone?" "That sounds like a fake name." "No, no." "You remember Robbie Wheirdicht, from high school?" "No." "The guy who got beaten up by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?" "No." "The kid that tried to rap along to Coolio's 1,2,3,4 at the talent show but then he kinda lost his way, midway through so he just started bopping his head, and he stood there?" "No." "Nothing." "The guy who got thrown out the gym, butt-ass-naked, senior year?" "Oh, my God, yeah!" "Why wouldn't you start with that?" "Because I thought that was kind of mean." "I don't know." "He never came back to school after that, right?" "Like, not for finals or graduation or anything." "Didn't he join the military or something?" "I'm not sure." "I don't know if he did or not, but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"" "and apparently he's in town for the high school reunion." "He wants to go to dinner tonight, and I kinda already said "yes. "" " Okay." " If you want me to cancel," "I will." "You know?" "If that's what you want, I don't mind." "Mmm-mmm." "I mean, it's a little weird, but whatever." "I'll just see if the doctor can fit us in tomorrow." " How about at lunch time?" " Okay." "All right, fine." "Okay, good." "I love you." "I love you, too, babe." "I do." "("ME SO HORNY" BY 2 LIVE CREW PLAYING ON COMPUTER)" " Oh, my" " MAGGIE:" "What is that?" " Okay." " Calvin?" "Are you" "Love you." "Bye-bye." "No!" "Stop, stop!" "Hey, man." "I" "Hey!" "What's up, guys?" "Congratulations on that promotion, man." "It's quite the thing." "Thank you." "Hey, that's not work appropriate." "Yup." "Not cool, man." "Not cool." "(SIGHS)" "Hey, forward that to me." "(SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE)" "MAN 1:" "For real man, seriously?" "MAN 2:" "Yeah." "Watch it, punk." "Excuse you, too." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "My man!" "Back the fuck up!" " Whoa!" " Back up, man!" "Fine." "I'll give you these fists." "I'll fist your ass." "Calvin." "It's me, Bob." "What?" "Sorry, do I know you?" "Do you know..." "Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!" "Are you kidding?" "What?" " Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?" " Yeah!" "God, man, look at you!" "You've lost, like, 200 pounds!" "I see you gained it back in muscle." "Oh, my God!" "You look great!" " No, you look great!" " Stop it." "No, you haven't changed since high school, dude!" "No, you're just sexy as dick right now." "You don't look somebody in the eyes and say that." "Hey, let's get hammered." "I got an early day at work, so I'll probably" "No, come on, I'm buying!" "Oh, shit." "Mmm." "I'm sorry, man." "I am blown away right now." " Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie." " (LAUGHS)" "Look at you!" "This is like a total transformation." "You look like Hercules or somebody." "What did you do?" "Come on, give it to me." " I didn't do much, really." " Stop it." "All right." "I just did one thing." "Come on, I need to know." "I worked out six hours a day, every day, for the last 20 years straight." " I mean, anybody can do it, right?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "You know, I've gotten into hot yoga." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "I started doing some sessions." "Uh-huh." "Nice unicorn, man." "Oh, yeah, I'm big-time into 'corns." "So magical, right?" "You know, they're the most lethal animal on the planet." "Here you go." "Guys, my name's Lexi." "Just let me know if you need anything." "Okay." "I mean, like, anything at all." " Okie-dokie." " (GIGGLES)" "You're funny." "Do you ever, like, Snapchat?" " Oh, no." "You know" " I wasn't talking to you." "No, no, no." "I don't do that." "I'm just catching up with an old friend from high school." "Aw." "You're so sweet." "I think unicorns are sexy, too." "That must happen to you all the time, right?" "Ah, nah." "I mean, all that meaningless sex is just" "It's not my bag anymore, CJ." "No, now, I'm looking for more of an emotional connection." "The next woman I lay with, she's gonna be beautiful on the inside, just as much as she is on the outside." "Hey, wait." "Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school?" "Oh, God, man." "The "Doogie Howser" girl." "She was 14, but somehow she was a senior." "She wore a cape." " Darla McGuckian." " Darla McGuckian." " "Yucky Gucky. " - (BOTH LAUGH)" " Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?" " Two of 'em." "Right." "Hey, but listen, I don't wanna talk about me." "I wanna talk about you." "I heard that you and Maggie Johnson got hitched." "(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah." "Yeah, man, right after college." "Wow!" "The prettiest girl in school, and the coolest guy in school!" "Oh, man, I got lucky." "I mean, you guys are like a power couple, dude!" " No, no." " Yes!" "You're like Taylor Swift and whoever she's dating right now." " Power." " Uh, thanks!" "Yeah." "You guys got kids?" "No." "No kids yet." "We planned on it after college, but Maggie went to law school, I kept changing jobs." "You know, having kids just isn't in our cards right now." "Not at this point, that's all." " Oh, okay." " Yeah." "I don't wanna talk about me and Maggie and myself." "What about you?" "What are you doing?" "I didn't even ask you, man." "What do you do for work?" "I'm a government contractor." "Okay, that's cool." "Like, what, buildings and stuff?" "Yeah, sort of." "But I kinda just got fired." " Oh, shit!" "I'm sorry, man." " Oh, it's okay." "Screw those guys, anyway." "They're way too corporate." "'Cause dudes like me and you, I mean, we're alpha dogs, right?" "I mean, we're pathfinders and trailblazers." "And we don't listen to what anyone tells us, right?" " Yeah, right." " Yeah." "I mean, come on, man, I sorta path-find a little bit along certain preapproved parameters that are given to me." "I'm willing to path-find but it's all about how it's set up." "But within the box that I have, I go nuts." "You'll be surprised." "I had a guy tell me the other day," ""Hey, Calvin, you know, I need those accounting numbers back" ""from, you know, the file. "" " I said, "Go fuck yourself, Jim. "" " Yeah." "I didn't say it because I wasn't in my box," " but I thought about it." " Exactly!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "I got an idea." "Let's do shots!" "No!" "I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no." "I haven't had shots in almost 10 years, man." "What?" "Come on, we have to!" "We're celebrating!" "Celebrating what?" "Celebrating that I'm hanging with the coolest kid in high school." " Stop it." " Calvin Joyner!" "The Golden Jet." "You got to be shitting me." "Wow!" "I haven't" " God!" "It's been forever since I heard that, man!" " I'll do one." " All right!" " One shot." " Shots!" "No." "One shot." "Just one, okay?" "Bob, it's been a while." "("JUMP AROUND" BY HOUSE OF PAIN PLAYING)" "Oh, shit!" "You remember this?" "This was the jammy-jam!" "What's that?" "Is that a fanny pack, Bob?" "Hell, yeah!" "Dude, you want one?" "No, it's okay." "I got two at home." "I'll hook you up." "Leather pack for The Jet." "Fanny!" "Shit." "What the hell did I get myself into?" "Mmm." "Mmm-mmm-mmm." "Hey, sir, somebody's actually sitting there." " Yeah, someone was." " No!" "Hey, man!" "Hey, you don't see the sweatshirt right here?" " Man, somebody's sitting here." " Move your meat, lose your seat." "Dude, you don't have to be a dick about it." "Somebody's sitting in the chair." "Bro, are you seriously gonna go there, bro?" "'Cause there's only one way back, bro." "Through intensive care, bro." "Was that the last "bro"?" "'Cause if it was, then I'll talk." "That supposed to be funny?" " Dude" " You a comedian now?" "'Cause you don't look like Dane Cook to me, bro." "Hey, now!" "What's the rumpus?" "CALVIN:" "You know..." "There's no problem, man." "Let's just go to another table." "Get your jacket." "Let's go." " No, we're not gonna go anywhere." " Listen to your pussy friend." "Those gym muscles aren't scaring anybody, pal." " Oh, these?" " Let's just go." "It's okay." "No, we're not gonna go." "This man insulted you." "And we're not gonna leave until he apologizes." " It's okay." " Hey, we got a problem here?" " No, no." " Yeah, we got a big problem." "Your friend, here, really insulted my friend and he needs to apologize." "I don't think he does." "CALVIN:" "He doesn't." "Oh, you know what, man?" "I think this whole situation's getting a little out of control." "I can fix this whole thing." "I'll order some nachos." "The "Explosions. "" "It's got four cheeses!" "Let's eat 'em together." "You know what?" "You take them." "Let's go." "Nah." "We're not going anywhere, Jet." "This whole thing will be over in a jiff." "Hey, how about this?" "Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other in the parking lot?" "That's a lot" "Yeah." "You're right, CJ." "That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man." "You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional." "But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people," "I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot." "I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere." "It's time for you to get out of here, pal." "CALVIN:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "There's four of us, tough guy." "Yeah." "I got that." "All right." "Before this whole thing goes down, you should know one thing about me." "What's that?" "I don't like bullies." "(SCREAMS)" "(GAGS)" "(GROANS)" "(BULLETS CLATTER)" "Let's go, Jet." "Yes." "Oh, my God!" "I hope he's Catholic." "(MEN GROANING)" "Oh, my God!" "What the hell was that?" "Bob, that was amazing!" "I've never seen anything like that!" "You took the one guy, you hit him like this." "He couldn't breathe. (IMITATES CHOKING)" "I sat there, I'm looking at him..." "You talkin' to him like, "I don't like bullies. "" "I was like, "That's not a good line. " But it was!" "I didn't even know you could fight!" "You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack, and it totally worked!" "You were like Jason Bourne, man, but with jorts!" "How did you do that?" "Where'd you learn that stuff?" "I took a couple classes at work." "I hope I didn't go too far." "I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet." "Ruin my night?" "No!" "It was the coolest thing ever, man!" " Really?" " Yes!" "To see my boy go in and whoop ass on those idiots back there." "Dude, that was amazing!" "Wait, we're boys?" "Yeah, we boys." "Wow." "I..." "Never had a boy." " That's awesome!" "Come here!" " Oh, wait." "Stop." "What's going on, man?" " I'm a hugger!" " What're you doing?" "Hey!" "I got an idea." "Let's roll." "Here's my bike." "Wait." "That's your bike?" "Yeah." "Kawasaki 800!" "I know what the bike is." "I had the same bike in high school, man." " You still ride?" " No, man." "I haven't ridden a bike in years!" "Come on, let's roll." "(SIGHS)" "Where?" "Where you trying to go?" "I know the perfect spot." "Come on, Jet." "You know, why not?" "Why not?" "After this" " Yeah, okay!" "BOB:" "Let's roll." " (TIRES SQUEAL) - (CAR HORN HONKING)" "CALVIN:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hey, Bob!" "Slow, slow, slow!" "Bob, hey, hey!" "God, this is so crazy, man." "This brings back so many memories." "(BOB SIGHS)" "BOB:" "I don't know, CJ." "I mean, high school wasn't easy for me, man." "I don't know if you know this, but I didn't have many friends back then." "What?" " Really?" " No." "I don't know why I thought" "True story." "Man, I thought high school was gonna be like Sixteen Candles and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald." "Sure, things were difficult in the beginning, but then, by the end, everything worked out." "And Jake Ryan picked her up in that red Porsche." "What-what?" "You ever see that movie?" "I'm black, so I don't know the" "You gotta see it, dude." "Total classic." "It's my favorite all-time movie." "Then I realized high school was nothing like Sixteen Candles." "And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald." "Yeah, well, depends on who you ask." "That's the thing." "For me, I" "What's going on?" "Oh, wow." "Hey, man, I just wanna say that I'm really sorry about what Trevor and those guys did to you back then." "(ECHOING LAUGHTER)" "(EXCLAIMS)" "No biggie." "I don't even think about it anymore." "No." "Okay, good." "Yeah." "Here's the secret." "You know what I did, Jet?" "I took all that stuff and I balled it up real tight and then I shoved it way down deep." "And I just pretty much ignore it." "You know, that sounds really unhealthy, Bob." "Hey, I gotta tell you." "You were the only one who helped me out that day." "In the gym?" "Remember that?" "And you gave me your letterman's jacket!" "Hey, not for nothing, but I never got that jacket back, man." "Huh!" "Really?" "Strange." "Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you for what you did for me that day." "That was really cool of you, Jet." "Stop, man." "It was the right thing to do, you know?" "(BOTH CHUCKLES)" " You wanna hear something weird?" " What?" "I have not been naked since that day." "I mean, not in front of anyone." "Never." "So, you're telling me that for the last 20 years, you've never been seen in your birthday suit?" " No." " So, what about when you have sex?" "I keep it pitch-black, just like Vin Diesel." "What?" "(LAUGHS)" "You know I've been wondering, whatever happened to Trevor anyway?" "Did he get hit by a bus or ripped apart by dogs or die slowly of anything?" "No." "No, no." "He's a bigtime investment banker downtown." " Oh, hey, cool." " Yeah." "Good for him, man." "Hey, Bob, look, if you ever wanna talk, I'm here." "So I don't mind, you know?" "I don't mind at all, if you wanna" "What?" "Whoa. (LAUGHS)" "This is all our stuff from our year!" "Yeah." "Must be getting ready for the reunion tomorrow night." "Come on, man." "Let's get out of here." "What?" "No! "Get out... " Look, you're all over this!" "Look at this." "Basketball, baseball, cross country." "Hamlet." "Prom King." "There's Darla McGuckian." "Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy." "This is like the Guinness Book of Golden Jet Records right there." "(TAPS GLASS)" "I see that." "To be honest with you, I don't even recognize this guy anymore." "This guy, here, he was gonna..." "He was gonna conquer the world." "If 18-year-old me could see me now, he'd probably think I was a total loser." "What?" "That's crazy talk!" " You're The Golden Jet, dude!" " Stop." "Stop, Bob." "Spare me with The Golden Jet shit." "I'm not The Golden Jet, man." "I'm an accountant." "That's my reality." "(SIGHS) I just thought I was meant for more, you know?" "My life would be something special." "You know how they say every man is the hero of his own story?" "Was that in Twilight?" "No, I don't think that's where it's from." "But those books are cool, right?" "Vampires!" "And there's a wolf-boy." "I'm not..." "I'm not talking about Twilight, Bob, okay?" "I'm talking about the fact that I don't feel like" "I'm the hero of my own story." "That's..." "How are you not the hero of your own story?" "No one else can be!" "Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man." "I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner not feeling like he's a hero..." "That's crazy talk, man." "No." "No, it's not." "You were the best thing about high school." "I'll always believe in you." "Yo, do you remember those backflips you used to do?" "The crowd would go crazy!" "I was there, too." "I was, like, "What?" "How's he do that?"" "How did you do that?" "I don't know." "I just did it, man." "Exactly." "So, do it now." "No, no." "You're crazy!" "No." "What's that?" "What're you talking about?" "What's what?" " (SOFTLY) Golden Jet!" " No, stop it." " Golden Jet!" " Okay, stop it!" " Golden Jet!" " All right." "Golden Jet!" "I'm not gonna stop until you do The Golden Jet flip!" "Golden Jet!" "All right, everybody, settle down." "Settle down!" "If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip, then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip." "You go, girl!" "(GROANS) Oh, God!" "That was so close, Jet." "(GROANS)" "Here, buddy." "Come on." "They must have just waxed these floors." "That was definitely a first, man." "(BOB LAUGHS)" "Oh, man, I am beat." "Oh." "Hey, Jet!" "Man, I had a great time tonight." "Whoa!" "You know what?" "I had a good time, too, man." "I feel like I needed this, you know?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Me, too!" "Thank you." "My pleasure, amigo." "Any time." "Hey, if there's ever anything I can do for you, just say the word." "Wow." "You really mean that?" "Yeah." "I wasn't gonna bring it up, but I might as well." "Lately, I've been having this problem with my payroll account." "And..." "It's all screwed up, somehow." "You know, I was overseas working for a while before I got fired." "So, it's kinda like a forensic international account thingy which, I think, is kind of your specialty, right?" "Um..." "Yeah, no, it is." "I'll take a look at that for you." "You would?" "You would do that for me?" "I've got the login info, if you wanna crack open your computer, we can do this!" "Oh, you mean now?" " That's awesome!" "Yeah!" " Okay." " Look at this!" " Hey, Bob" " Whoa!" " (SHUSHING)" "Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!" "(SOFTLY) Maggie's sleeping." "Wow." "This is a pretty serious international account dossier you've got here." "Right?" "I just want to make sure everything was hunky-dory." "(MUMBLING)" "Going to your router." "Now you're talking to me." "Bingo." "I'm in." "Oh." "That's great, Jet." "Thank you, man!" "I mean, just looking at it first-hand, it kinda looks like it's a bunch of off-shore escrow accounts." "These have been backwashed into a series of domestic dummy accounts for some reason." "I mean, the logs are all crazy, too." "You have China," "Syria, Iran." "This is an auction site, Bob!" "(MUMBLES)" "These are bids." "All of these." "This is hundreds of millions of dollars in bids, right here." "And judging by this clock, here, it says it's all gonna end tomorrow." " (COMPUTER BEEPS)" " Whoa!" " What the hell?" "Why?" " What did" " Oh!" "I'm sorry, Jet!" " Bob!" "Jet, I'm so sorry!" "Oh, man." " I'm all thumbs." " It's my computer!" " I'm sorry." " No!" "Please, Bob." " I'm sorry, Jet." " Leave it." "I got it." "It's fine, Bob." "It's fine." "Just leave it." "The worst!" "God!" "Hey!" "What the hell was that on that site?" "That didn't have anything to do with payroll." "I don't know." "I've never seen that before." "That was crazy." "Let's figure it out tomorrow when we're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed." "What do you say, CJ?" "I am beat." "Hey, do you mind if I crash here?" "Um..." "No." "Let me go grab some blankets." "Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet." "Okay, well, you can keep those." "Those are" " Those are officially yours." "Yeah." " All right." " Oh." "You gonna sleep with your fanny pack." "Golden Jet!" "Yeah, it's my baby." "(EXHALES)" "You need anything else?" "You're okay?" "I can't believe I'm having a sleepover at Calvin Joyner's house right now." "This is blowing my mind!" "(LAUGHS)" "Okay." "Uh, good night, Bob." "Good night, Jet." "(FABRIC TEARING)" "(SNORING)" " Me?" " (BOB SNORING)" "Yeah, you." "What the fuck?" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "One second." "(KNOCKING CONTINUES)" "Hold on." "Uh, may I help you?" "Mr. Joyner, my name is Pamela Harris," "I'm with the Central Intelligence Agency." "Have you had any contact with this man?" "Uh, yeah, he's on my- He's on my couch, sleeping." "Target's in the house." "What's going on?" "Hey!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me!" "AGENT STAN: (INTO COMM) Target's fled." "Shit." "Target's on the move." "Excuse me!" "What..." "Hello, hey!" "Excuse me!" " ... and voice chatter in the vicinity." " CALVIN:" "Hello!" "Excuse me!" "If he's in the wind again, it's gonna be your ass." "Go now." " Hello!" " Alert Langley, asset uncontained." "Excuse me!" " Can I help you?" " Hello!" "It's my house." "Is something going on?" "Well, Mr. Joyner, your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht," "AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden, AKA Bob Jet, is wanted for murder and treason and is presently in possession of highly classified state secrets which he intends to sell to our enemies." "What?" "And if he succeeds, it's gonna spark a chain reaction of geopolitical events that most of our predictive models place somewhere between World War lll and outright Armageddon." "So, yeah, I guess you could say something is going on." "Oh, you mind?" "Creamer's in the fridge." "What?" "I don't need it." "What I do need is information." "I need you to tell me everything and anything about your contact with Agent Stone." " Agent Stone?" " Bob, your friend Bob." "Come on." "Stay with me, please." "Okay, I think there's a misunderstanding." "No." "No, he is not my friend." "Then why did he list you as his emergency contact in all his personnel forms?" "I'm sorry" " He what?" "Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents, or family of any kind." "You are the only person he listed in his personal references." "Oh... (STAMMERS)" "That's crazy, all right?" "I barely even know the guy." "Then why was he sleeping on your couch?" "Because we went out and had drinks last night." "Oh, so you went out drinking with your non-friend?" "Okay." "All right, let's" " You're not" "Time out." "I'm pressing the time out button." "Okay?" "You guys barged in my house." "I pay my taxes." "So you're not gonna come here and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?" "That's the first thing." "Now, if you want to get into facts" "You wanna talk about facts?" "This is Facebook's fault." "Are you familiar with Facebook?" "We surveil it." "He sent me a friend request." "That's how this whole thing started." "And you accepted?" "Don't do that." "Don't do that to me." "You give me a second." "Okay?" "Don't fire back like that." "First of all, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?" "Now, I accepted because it was Facebook." "And it's rude when you don't accept it and I don't know if the person on the other end can see me not accept it." "That's why I accepted." "Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?" "Is it hot?" "Are you getting hot?" "Because I'm getting hot." "I'm not gonna take off my jacket because that makes me look guilty." "And that's what you guys look for." "Hmm?" "Is this what a guilty man would do?" "Look how comfortable I am." "I'm gonna lean up against this counter, and I'm not gonna sweat." "I'm not gonna..." "I'm not gonna look flustered at all." "I'm..." "Bring it." "What you want to know?" "Hmm?" " Mr. Joyner." " Yeah." "Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic." " You're lucky to be alive." " Okay, listen to me." "Agent Harris, I don't know this man." "He's just a little weird kid that I knew in high school." "He used to put Rice Krispies Treats in my locker." "Sometimes I ate 'em, sometimes I didn't." "I wasn't in carbs back then 'cause I didn't want that weight going to my hips." "As a man, you don't want big hips, especially in high school." "Bottom line, I have no allegiance to this man." "Zero ties, okay?" "All ties are cut." "I cut them, so this is me and you." "So don't put me and him..." "I ain't in this shit, okay?" "All right, Mr. Joyner." "Prove it." "Yeah, well, I need a second." "You gotta step outside." "I gotta take a shit." "This is a lot." "I got to go." "Just give me a second, man!" " I'll be waiting." " Jesus Christ!" "(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)" "All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait." "I'm sorry, did you just call me "the bait"?" "No." "Yeah, you did." "She just called me the bait." "Why am I the bait?" "No, that doesn't sound like something I'd ever say." " You just said it." " What's going on here?" "(LAUGHS)" "Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside." " This is a matter of national security." " (LAUGHS)" "Yeah, right!" "I love it." "What is this?" "Like a strippergram thing to suck up to Ethan?" "Gotta love strippers." "So dirty." "Show us your tits!" "Show us your tits!" "(SINGSONG) Hey, let's see some titty!" " (TASER CRACKLES) - (GROANS)" " (ALL GASPING) - (THUDS)" " This you?" " Yeah, right here." "You did this to yourself." "(GROANING)" " Small." " Yeah." "(PHONE RINGS)" "It's my wife." "Mr. Joyner, it is my legal obligation to inform you that you are now a part of a highly classified covert action." "So, say hello to your wife and then get off the phone." "Am I clear?" "Don't tell my wife shit." "Got it." "Don't tell your wife shit." " What line?" " Line one." "Hey, Mags." "Hey, I can't really talk right now, babe." " I got a lot going on." " Okay, okay." "I get it." "You're hungover." "Listen, Dr. Dan can see us today at lunch." " Wait a minute, Dr. Dan?" " The therapist, remember?" "So, I'm thinking we should just meet at home and go together." "Thank you." "Go." "Go on, and I'll just see you there, okay?" "But I got to really go, babe." "I'm slammed in here." "So, I gotta get off the phone." " All right." "Jeez!" "Is everything okay?" " Everything is fine, babe." "I gotta keep the line clear." "I love you." "Bye, I gotta go." "Love you." "Bye." "Hmm." ""Hmm. " What?" "I'm an expert in speech pathology and psycho-lingual subtext." "Your wife is not fulfilled in your relationship." "Wait, what?" "Also, she wants to have a baby." "Where are you getting" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Calvin Joyner, Accounting." "Hello?" "Calvin Joyner, Accounting." "BOB:" "Calvin?" "(MOUTHING) It's Bob!" "It's Bob!" "(MOUTHING) Act natural." "BOB:" "Calvin." "Is that you?" "Are you there?" "Well, hey." "Well, yeah." "Yeah, wassup?" "What up, Bobby-o?" "Are you quite well?" "I'm in big trouble." "Oh, God!" "I screwed up." "I screwed up big time." "We gotta talk." "Can you meet me?" "Sure." "Yeah." "Where?" "Where do you want me to meet you?" "I'm in the stairwell of your building, two flights down." " Stairwell?" " Hurry!" " He's in the stairwell, two flights down!" " Move, move!" "Alert Charlie team." "Hold on." "What's going on?" "Am I safe here?" "As long as Bob Stone is in the building, no one's safe." "Get back in your office now!" "Okay!" "Good news is we heard her, guys." "So, everybody, let's all just stay calm." "As long as" " As long" " Shit!" "What the hell is going on?" " Relax." " Hey." "Great job at getting them out of here, Jet." " Oh, Bob!" " That's teamwork!" "Wait!" "How did you" " What did you just do?" "It's a tradecraft, buddy." "Spoiler alert..." "I'm in the CIA." "Oh, no shit!" "Hey, hey!" "What're you doing with my phone?" "You about to turn my phone into a bomb, aren't you?" "I've seen Homeland." "So I know what they do." "(LAUGHS) Homeland?" "No, I'm ordering us an Uber." "Six minutes." "That's kinda tight." "I'm gonna need your tie." "You're gonna" " No!" " Your necktie, take it off." " No," " I'm not taking my tie off!" " Come on, Jet!" " Don't do that." "Don't do that." " (LAUGHS)" "That's good." "Save it, save it, save it." "Save it, Jet." " There we go, just right over here." " Fine, take it, take it." "You can have it." "Okay, that- Listen to me." "Listen." "Stop." "Stop!" "I need to know what is happening, right now." "Okay, okay." "You know what?" "Moving too fast." "Bottom line, are you in or you out?" "What are you" " In or out of what?" "Mmm-mmm." "No time for questions, just action." " In or out?" " Okay, then I'm out." "I'm sorry, Jet." "Actually, you're already in." "Then why would you ask me?" "Because I thought you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"" "And we would've had a really cool moment, but you kinda ruined the whole thing." "I ruined" "Okay, okay, okay." "Listen to me right now." "Bob, I don't know what it is that you're into but what I do know is that" "I am really, really 100% out!" "Do you understand that?" " God, you are good!" "(LAUGHS)" " What?" "Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club for a reason, folks!" " You're like a snack-size Denzel." " Okay." "Stop it, stop it, stop it." "This is not a game." "I'm being serious right now." "I'm out!" "Okay." "Okay." "I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet, but if you're out, you're out." "Thank you!" "I'm out!" "I'm just happy that we can communicate openly and honestly." "I think it says a lot about our relationship." "Wait, hold up, wait." "What're you doing?" "Oh, my God!" "Here's the thing, though." "There's only one way for you to get out." "What's that?" "You gotta get in first." "What is it that" "What-what!" "Take my gun, Jet, we may have to kill some people." " Come on, it's not gonna bite you." " I will do no such thing." "I think you'll like it." " I will not!" " You're gonna need it." "You're gonna need it!" "He's in here!" "Jet." "He's in there!" "Bob's in there!" "He's got a gun!" "He's got a gun!" "(PEOPLE SCREAM)" " Down, down, get down!" " Move, move, move!" "All right." "I'm gonna need your improv skills." "What?" " Hostage role-play, you ready?" " No!" " Sweet, let's go." " No, I said no!" "I said no!" "AGENT:" "He's got a hostage!" "No!" "No!" "Stop it, you gonna get me killed!" "Don't shoot!" "(AGENTS COUGHING)" "There we go, Jet!" "CALVIN:" "What are you doing?" "Oh!" "Shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "(GASPS)" "(SCREAMS)" " Hang tight, Jet!" " No, I'm not doing anything!" "Stop including me in your stuff!" "Get him, Agent!" "Hit him with the stick!" "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "Oh!" "You're doing a great job, Jet." "Just give me a second, okay?" "What the fuck?" "He got a coffee pot!" "(SCREAMS)" "(GROANS)" "He got a banana!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Freeze!" "(BONE CRACKING)" "Jet, help!" "(CHOKING)" "What?" "(STRAINING) Golden Jet, help." "No, man, I'm not helping you!" "Oh, shit." " Give me the gun!" " Stop it!" " Stop resisting!" " No, let me go!" "Let me go!" "I'm trying to give it to you!" "Oh, shit!" " That was an accident!" " Don't move!" "No, stop!" "Listen to me!" "Let's go." "Wait, wait!" "Come on!" "What are you" " Ah!" "Come on, man!" "This has gotta stop!" "Okay?" "(WHIMPERS)" "Shit!" "(CALVIN SCREAMS)" "Don't shoot!" " Oh, God!" " Show us your hands!" " Drop your weapon!" " Do it now!" "Ow." "Sorry, Jet." "It's over, Bob." "Give up." "You know I can't do that, Pam." "There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone." "Just like Caracas." "Uh, Caracas would've worked if you trusted me like Calvin trusts me." "No." "No." "That is not true." "I do not trust him!" "I do not trust him at all." "As a matter of fact, this is a perfect time for us to clear this up especially in the middle of this standoff." "I shouldn't be here!" "So I feel like me being in the middle of this throws me in it." "So let me exclude myself." " Hey, stay down!" " Don't move!" "Okay, all right." "I'll stay in." "I'll stay in." "I got a plan." "Might get us both killed but if it works, it'll be a totally boss story." "Cool?" " No!" "No, it's not cool!" " Cool." "No, I said it's not cool." "(SOFTLY) I said it's not cool!" "Time's up." "You're right, Pam." "My time is up." "In three, two, one." "(ALARM RINGS)" "Bob, Bob, Bob!" "(SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Oh, shit!" "Whoo-hoo!" " (CALVIN SCREAMS) - (BOB WHOOPING)" "(BOB LAUGHS)" "Wow!" "Did you feel that, Jet?" "That was the balls right there!" "Hey, did you shit yourself a little bit?" "(GASPING)" "It's all right if you did." "Totally cool." "I don't judge." "(SCREAMING)" "CALVIN:" "Get it off!" "You guys order an Uber?" "(GUNS FIRING)" "What are you doing?" "You better get your tuches in the car." "You're gonna get shot!" "Don't shoot me!" "Shoot him!" "Shoot him!" "I'm out!" "I'm out!" "I'm out!" "Let me in!" "Let me in!" "Let me in!" "Go, Bob!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Hey, that's my car!" "Fuck you!" "You get zero stars!" "Put the word out to all assets." "I'm doubling the price on Bob's head." "Hey, what the shit, honey- (GROANS)" "(THUDS)" "Get Larry on it." "Car, car, car!" "All right, here's the dilly-o, Jet." "About three weeks ago, an enemy of the state codenamed "The Black Badger"" "stole the encryption keys to the entire US spy satellite program which he's gonna sell to a buyer from that auction site on your computer last night." "Bob..." "If we lose control of our satellites, we're completely vulnerable to any terrorist attacks." "That's why I had to go back to your office and get you, Jet." "I need your super sweet accounting skills to help me figure out the last piece of this puzzle which is the transaction number from the winning bid." "That'll tell us where the deal is going down." "That way, we can get The Black Badger." "I can't do it without you, Jet." "Are you kidding me?" "I'm not helping you." "You attacked somebody with a banana." " A banana, force multiplier." " What?" "Well, basically what that means is anything in your hand is far more dangerous than just your bare hands alone, including a banana." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ah!" " A force multiplier!" " Yeah." "Yeah, that's what it is." "It makes so much more sense to me now." "That's page-one CIA stuff." "I almost forgot that I wasn't in the fucking CIA!" "Stop the car." "You stop the car right now!" "Stop the car!" "Okay, okay." "That's a great idea, Jet." "We should get off the grid right now." "CALVIN:" "Whoa!" "All right." "We're clear." "Okay." "Okay." "Let's just take some deep breaths." "Okay?" "Deep breaths." "All you gotta do is get out of this car and have a rational conversation with Bob and he'll understand." "Robert, I would like to go home now, please." "Buddy, you and me both." "But until we clear our names, there's no going home." "I'm sorry, can you clarify that last sentence for me?" "Yeah, well, now that you're in" "Let me stop you right there." "I'm not in." "I never said that I was in." "In fact, I expressly remember saying that I was out!" "I know, but they think you're in." "I am..." "I'm fucking out!" "I'm out!" " What's left to tell?" " Hey, no, I get it." " I'm not in!" " I'm just saying they think you're in." " I'm not in!" "I am not in!" " I get it." "I'm not in!" "I'm out!" "One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS." "Where did you" "You wanna go under" " That's fine!" "Wait a minute." "You did this on purpose, didn't you?" "This whole thing was done on purpose." "This is your plan!" "You tricked me!" "It's fine, but I know you tricked me." " Trick you?" " You tricked" " Hey, boy!" " What?" "What'd you just- - (LAUGHS)" "I didn't trick you, you offered to help me." "You know what's funny?" "Harris told me." "She told me everything, man." "She told me that you stole the codes." "Let me tell you something about Harris." "You can't trust her." "She's already trying to frame me for my partner's murder!" " You killed your partner?" " No." "I would never do that." "The Black Badger killed my partner." "Let me explain to you something, dude." "This is what happened." "After The Black Badger stole the satellite encryption codes, my partner Phil and I tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev." " Hey, Phil." " Yeah." "I'll see you on the other side." "See you on the other side." "All right." "God, I love that guy." "BOB:" "He knew we were coming, so he set a trap." "Hey, Bob!" "Bob!" "No!" "BOB:" "Phil was my partner, my teammate" " and I couldn't save him." " No!" "(EXPLOSION)" "It was awful, Cal." "It was a setup, right from the get-go." "Damn, man." "The Black Badger was never there." "I should've been the one on that elevator, not Phil." "God." "Okay." "Bob, please..." "I'm begging you, man." "Can you just let me go home?" "CJ, I totally understand." "But right now, Agent Harris and her taskforce has that place surveilled up the yin-yang." "She's got contract killers looking for us." "Your place isn't safe." "Oh, my God." "Maggie." "Maggie!" "What the hell am I supposed to do about Maggie?" " (SHOUTS) Get down, Jet!" " (CALVIN SCREAMS)" " Shit!" "Oh!" " (ENGINE REVS)" "Look out, Bob!" "(SCREAMS AND GROANS)" "Who the hell is that?" "Who is that?" "Bob?" "Oh, shit." "Larry." "Thought you retired." "I did." "But you're worth a lot of money, Bob, dead or alive." "Well, tough luck, because I've got back up." "Ain't that right, Jet?" "Jet!" "(GROANS)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hey, baby." "I know." "I'm sorry I'm late." "The stupid Koplin deposition ran long." "I'm leaving right now." "I'll meet you at the house." "No, no, no!" "Don't go home!" " Don't go home!" " Why?" "What's going on?" "Nothing!" "Nothing." "I'm just running late, too." "So I was gonna say let's just meet at Dr. Dan's office." "Yeah." "Okay." "Is everything all right?" "Yeah!" "Yeah." "Why?" "Everything's fine." "Because you kind of sound like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas." "(LAUGHS) What?" "That's so funny, babe." "That's such a good reference." "That's classic Mags right there." "So, okay." "So you're not gonna go home, right?" "Okay, fine." "I won't go home." "I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's." "See you soon." "Okay." "All right, bye." "All right, bye." "Get in." "(STAMMERING) I'm gonna address the elephant in the room." "Okay, first of all, you..." "You guys, I want to say sorry to." "Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened." "Accidents!" "I know you're like," ""How can you accidentally pistol-whip somebody" ""and shoot somebody?"" "It can happen." "Okay?" "Today is proof that it can happen." "So..." "I'm glad I got to get that off my chest." "Relax, Mr. Joyner." "I believe you." "Okay, thank you." "Trust me, I know a scared-shitless civilian when I see one." "You don't have to convince me." "You got him over here." "That is me." "Right now, I'm not comfortable." "Okay, I am scared, okay?" "I don't have no shit in my system." "If I sat down on a toilet, nothing's coming out." "Farts or just air." "(SLOW WHISTLES)" "(HISSING)" "It'd sound like lasers." "Thank you for that description." "Mr. Joyner, let me explain something." "Bob's last forced psych eval show a person rapidly losing his grip on reality." "Bob became obsessed with a ghost, a figment of his imagination, he started calling "The Black Badger. "" "This obsession led to an instability, first reported by his partner, Phil, three weeks ago." "Just before Phil was killed in the field." "Do you know how Phil died?" "Yeah, Bob told me that The Black Badger killed him." "What?" "What?" "Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger." "Phil was Bob's partner of six years." "His best friend." " See you on the other side." " See you on the other side." "Hey, Bob!" "AGENT HARRIS:" "After he stole the satellite encryption codes" "Bob betrayed Phil." "No!" "He killed him to cover his tracks." "And, after that, Bob went rogue." "This is all that's left of Phil." "Um, this is PornHub." "Oh, shit, shit, shit." "Sorry." "There you go." "Oh!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, I didn't see that coming." "(BREATHES HEAVILY) Oh, man!" " It's a hell of a way to go." " Okay, wait a minute." "Why wouldn't Bob just go sell the satellite encryption codes himself?" "Because in a black market blind-bidding situation, the buyer and the seller, they don't know each other." "They need the auction site to tell them exactly where to meet up and when to make the exchange." "The transaction number from the auction site gives them that, which means Bob still needs you." "Which is why we find ourselves in a little catch-and-release scenario." "You are the only one Bob trusts." "That's why we're putting you in the field." "The next time you're with Bob, press this button." "We're going to have him cold." "Now, go take care of your marriage." "One more thing." "Don't tell your wife shit." "All right." "MAGGIE:" "I just don't know what's wrong." "I mean, the man that I married, the person I knew in high school, he was filled with drive and desire." "I mean..." "We used to sneak off every lunch hour and make out under the gym bleachers." "Like, that guy, back then," " he wanted things, you know?" " DR. DAN:" "Hmm." "Hey, I'm sorry I'm late." "I couldn't find parking." "Hi, no, no, it's okay." "We got started without you." "Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan." "Hello, Calvin." " Oh, shit!" " Oh, jeez." "What's the matter?" " Holy shit!" "Get behind me!" " Honey..." "Calvin, what?" "It's okay, Maggie." "It's okay." "Just relax." "This is a very common reaction in the therapeutic process." " It is?" " What?" "It is." "It absolutely is." "Calvin, this is a very safe place." "Please, sit down." " This is not a safe place!" " No, no, no." "Honey, it's a..." "No, this is most definitely not a safe place!" "Me and my wife are leaving." "Let's go." "No, no, no!" "You are going to sit down, and we are going to go through this therapeutic process..." " Yes." " ... together, as a couple." "Um..." "Fine, fine, fine." "Sit down." "Thank you." "Fine." "Okay, guys." "Why don't we start off with a little bit of word association?" "Okay." "This is exciting." "I've heard this can really open a couple up." "Uh, Maggie, I'm going to offer you a word, and you respond however you're moved to from here." "Okay." " Black." " White." " Water." " Ocean." " Sunshine." " Happy." " I'm very impressed, Maggie." " Really?" "You're very in tune." "I'm very in tune." "Calvin, you're next." "I do not want to do this." "Relax, Calvin." "There are no wrong answers." "Up." "Down." "Mmm." ""Mmm. " What is that?" "What're you writing in your book?" " It's fine." "Don't freak out." " Nobody's freaking out." "I just don't understand the rules to the game." "Freaking out." "Let's switch gears for a second, okay?" "Maggie, during lovemaking, have you ever placed anything inside of Calvin's anus?" "What the hell did you just say?" "Well, yeah, there was this one time." " You remember?" "Game of Thrones finale." " What are you talking about?" "I was Khaleesi, you were Littlefinger" " Okay, all right, stop." "That's enough." " Please, please, please." "Why don't we try a simple role-playing exercise?" "Calvin, you be Calvin and I will become Maggie." "(GASPS) Mmm." "I'm confused." "It's called "soul gazing. "" "Stare into my soul and I'll stare into yours." " Maggie, this" " Hey." "Shh." "There's no talking, and don't look away." "(WHISPERS) Stare into my soul." "You are not my" "Shh." "There's no talking." "Babe, I'm not staring" "(WHISPERS) Me and you." "Stay with me." "I'm your wife." " You are not my wife." " (BOTH EXCLAIMING)" "(GASPS)" "How could you hit your wife?" "How can I" " How can I what?" " You hit your wife!" " No" " He hit me!" " Okay." " He hit you!" " Okay." "You hit us!" " I'm swaddling you." " I know what you're doing." " I'm swaddling you." " I know what you're..." "Come here." "Oh, my God!" "You" "You know what?" "We're leaving!" "Let's go!" "This is not real." "It's real to me." "You know what, Calvin?" "If you can't commit to working on our marriage, then you need to let me know." " Maggie, you- - (DOOR OPENS)" "(CHUCKLING)" " What!" " Oh, my God!" "You're" " Something's not right." "Come on, Jet, listen." "Come on, come on, Jet!" "Now, I know things got a little rough there at the end." "But the truth is, with all the heat that you have coming down on you," "Maggie is definitely safer without you." "And, trust me, when this whole thing is said and done and you basically save the entire free world, she's going to forgive you." "It'll all work itself out." "It'll all work itself out?" "Okay, Bob, you know, I'm sick of playing games with you." "Where's the real Dr. Dan?" " (MUMBLING)" " What-what?" "Oh, my" " Dr. Dan, I had nothing to do with this." "He's fine." "I'll get you some water in a little bit." " Thanks, doc." " You know" "That's it." "That is it." "That is it." "All right, Jet." "I see that Harris has given you a button to push." "Relax, I would've taken the same deal, too, if I was in your shoes." "Otherwise, she wouldn't let you out of her sight, right?" "It makes perfect sense." "But you're not going to press the button, right?" "You got the top-secret satellite codes?" "Yes or no?" "This ain't the time to bullshit me." "Okay, my ass is sweating." "I'm nervous." "Don't bullshit me!" "Of course not, dude." "Hey, hey, come on!" "Of course I don't have the codes." "Why would I go through all this trouble, then?" "I need your skill set, Jet, to help me get the bank transaction numbers to the winning bid." "We already know it's going down tonight from the countdown on your computer." "Now, all we need is the "where. "" "And the bank transaction numbers will give us the "where. "" "That's why I need you." "Your job gives you access to exactly that kind of information." "Then we can get The Badger, we can get the buyer in one fell swoop." "And it'll all be over tonight." "Please, I swear." "You gotta believe me." "Can't you just get us the transaction number?" "Not when the money originates from an offshore account." "When that happens, then only a certified international banking official can access it." "But, it shouldn't be a problem." "We just give this guy the offshore account numbers that you gave me, then he can give us the transaction number without knowing that he's committing treason when he does it." "Sound familiar?" "Ouch!" "Low blow, CJ." "Hey, besides, it's only treason if we're wrong." "Who's this mystery man?" "It's Trevor." "(LAUGHING)" "Trevor." "TREVOR:" "This week just keeps getting better." "You know, I mean," "Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner in my office." "Who would've thunk it?" "Not me." "This is great, huh?" "Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly..." "What is this?" "P90X?" "More like "P1,000,000X," huh?" "Congratulations." "CALVIN: (STAMMERS) Hey, I, um" "I really appreciate the help, Trevor." "My client's all on me to get this stuff handled right away." "So, you know, if we could" "Say no more." "It's my pleasure." "I've been there." "These international accounts can be very, very tricky if you don't have the right clearances." "You can get a bunch of digital red tape." "I'm happy to help, you know?" "Robbie." "You're such a blast from the past, buddy." "How long has it been since I saw you?" "Was it high school?" "(WHIMPERING)" "What's that?" "(STUTTERS) Um" " How we doing with those account access codes?" " Are they coming?" " TREVOR:" "It's coming." " Everything's good?" " It's coming." "I'm going as fast as I can." "I know you guys are in a rush." "I'm so sorry." "Anything for a couple of fellow Centaurs." "Speaking of which, you guys are going to the reunion tonight, right?" "No, I don't think so." " You're both going." " (COMPUTER CHIMES)" "Here it is." "Here's your transaction number." "You're both going because you want to know what?" "Stinky Pete's going to be there." "And Jimmy Longballs called me." "He's going to be hanging." "Carlos Nagasaki, the Mexican eggroll." "He's going to be there." "You guys will be missing out on a big one." "Plus you know what they're going to do?" "They're going to vote on homecoming king and queen again." "Maybe you and Maggie can make it two for two." "Now, before you go, stay seated one second." "Give me two minutes, sit down." "(SIGHS) Men, a few years ago..." "(SIGHS) I found the Lord Almighty." "And, ever since then, my life has been completely different." "Okay?" "He's got a plan for each and every one of us and, in his infinite wisdom, he makes no mistakes." "Hmm?" "You're right about that." "I think the Lord put you here because he wants me to get something off my chest." "He wants me to clear my conscience and he wants me to ask for forgiveness." "Robert." "What I did to you at that rally in senior year was a cowardly act." "It's something that I've regretted every single day." "Yeah." "I mean, bullying is a national crisis." "It can leave people with a lifetime of pain." "And I just have no excuse for what I did to you." "I mean, I did grow up in a house with a father who was physical, but that doesn't give me the right to take it out on somebody who at the time was weaker, you know?" "So..." "Calvin, with this particular transgression," "I not only embarrassed him but I also ruined your final speech." " No, no." " Yes, I did." " It's okay." "No, it's okay." " No, really, I stole your thunder." "And it's another thing that I've had to live with every single day." "And I work through it in individual therapy as well as group, and I pray about it." "So..." "I just want to say how truly sorry I am for what happened, you know." "Or for what I did." "It didn't just happen." "I did it." "I did it, and I wish to God that I had not done it." "So, I'm hoping that you can find it in your heart to forgive me." "I wasn't expecting this at all." "Don't I know it." "I know it." "I'm just so happy." "I don't know what to say." "How about you say..." ""The Oscar goes to Trevor Olson. "" " What do you mean?" " (LAUGHING)" "Weird Dick!" "You stupid ass!" "Good God, you're dumb!" "Dumber than ever, I guess!" "And you, too, Calvin!" "Look at that stupid look on those two faces." ""The Lord taught me to care. " Unbelievable." "I'm a Scientologist." "Okay, that's "A."" "And thetan-free since 2003." "Clear as shit." "And "I'm sorry for what I did"?" "Let me tell you what I'm sorry about." "I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass out there three more times." "It was the best senior prank ever." "I still get emails about it." "And if I'd had one of these bad boys back then," "I would have shot it, uploaded it, and it would have gone crazy viral, a zillion hits." "Know what?" "You're going to regret you ever opened your mouth." " You hear me, Trevor?" " Yeah?" "How come, Calvin?" "Because he's about to whoop your ass, that's why." "Who is?" "Bob, get up and whoop his ass." "Here she comes!" "Let me tell you something..." "Weird Dick can't chug a bunch of fucking steroids and elk urine and suddenly be able to kick my ass." "Fuck that!" "It ain't gonna happen." "'Cause here's why." "Once a fat kid, always a fat kid." "Huh?" "Prove me wrong." "Bob, come on." "Do what you did in the bar." "Come on, hit me!" "And I'll sue your ass, and take your fanny pack away." "(BLOWS)" "You got to make poopies?" "What's wrong, Bob?" "We got a john here." "Or you got to change your rag?" "Maybe that's it." "Jenny, you got an extra rag?" " What's the matter with you?" " I just want to go." "She wants to go." "Go ahead." "There you go." "No, it's a push." "Boy, 50-50 shot." "You missed that." "At least you found the handle." "Boy, he's still a scared little bitch." "You know, you're still an asshole." "Yeah, well, you're still shorter than my cat." "Here's your transaction number." "Hit it, dick licker." " (CLEARS THROAT) Thank you, Trevor." " Yup." "Glad to see you haven't changed a bit." "Bye-bye now." " Was it push or pull?" " Clean push." " Which one is it?" " You want me to do it for you?" "Which one is it?" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Goddamn it, Joyner!" "Jenny!" "Jenny, get the Windex!" "And security for this one." "Get your asshole off my door!" "That's it!" "Bob!" "Bob!" "Bob!" "Bob!" "Bob!" "(SIGHS)" "(CELL PHONE BUZZING)" "Mr. Joyner." "Guess who we're about to arrest for conspiracy to commit treason." "That's right." "Your lovely wife." "So, here's what you're going to do." "You're going to tell us exactly where you and Bob are." "Then you're going to go outside and you're going to keep Bob on-site until we arrive." "And if he leaves, you lose." "Is that clear?" "Oh, hey." "I don't know what happened in there, and I just froze up." "I locked up." "I'm sorry." "Look, Bob, I..." "No, I gotta tell you something, CJ, listen." "You're the only one who's ever been nice to me, the only one who's never laughed at me." "And you're the only one in this whole world that I trust." "And I know you have a lot of friends, but I don't." "You're my only friend, Calvin." "And I will never let you down again, I promise." "I'm sorry, man." "Sorry for what?" "I told Harris where we are." "They were going to hurt Maggie." "I had to." "I didn't have a choice." "I'm sorry." " (TIRES SCREECHING) - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "Freeze, Bob!" "Hands on your head!" "Do it now!" "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "I know you know how this goes, so I'll spare you the dramatics." "I'll ask you just once." "Where are the satellite encryption codes?" "Aw." "What's the matter, Bob?" "Are you upset that your friend turned you in?" "I don't have any friends." "Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys." "Don't worry, it'll be over quick." "She always gets them to break." "AGENT HARRIS: (ON SPEAKER) Okay." "You have it your way." "We're going to do this old-school." "Get the extraction tools." "The extraction tools?" "If you don't have the stomach for it, you can go." "Come on." "Stop recording." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Why am I coming here?" "I was told I'd be able to leave." "You can leave, when Agent Harris says you can leave, which might be never." "I gotta watch this." " (GROANING) - (BONE SNAPS)" "(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)" "(WHISPERS) I'm sorry, Bob." "I'm sorry, man." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)" "Oh, Jesus!" "What the hell?" "(GROANS)" "(EXCLAIMS) Hey!" "Hey!" "Don't move!" "You get your hands off!" "Get them off the keyboard!" " What are you doing, Calvin?" " Give me your keycard!" "Give me your keycard!" "Give it to me." " Okay..." " Go sit down." "(SOFTLY) Okay." "Yeah." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." " Sit down!" "Sit down!" " Okay, okay, okay." "(BOB BREATHING HEAVILY)" "You know, Bob?" "This is actually my favorite part of the job." "Thank you for being so uncooperative." "What do you think your little buddy, Joyner, would say if he could see you like this?" "Two words." "I'm in." "What-what?" "You're making a big mistake, Mr. Joyner." "That's only if I'm wrong." "Come on, Bob." "Let's go!" "What're you doing?" "Come on, man!" "(PANTING)" "Okay, listen to me." "Bob, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry I double-crossed you." "You hear me?" "I should've believed you, I should've trusted you, and I didn't." "I'm sorry for that." "Listen to me." "Bob, we don't have time for this, man!" "I need you to tap into that super-spy stuff and I need you to get us the hell out of here right now." "Do you hear me?" "I'm not a super spy, Calvin." "I'm Robbie Wheirdicht, super tool." "No, stop." "You're not a super tool." "You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht." "You're Bob Stone!" " (EXCLAIMS) I made that name up." " So what?" " It's not real." " What does that mean?" "What does that mean?" "(STAMMERS) You think Mr. T and Sting were born with those names?" "How do you think I got the name "Golden Jet" at high school?" " 'Cause you're awesome." " No, that's not how." "In the eighth grade, I ran track." "It was my first race." "Okay, the race came down to me and this other kid." "I wanted to win the race so damn bad that I ended up peeing in my pants at the finish line." "That's how I got the name "Golden Jet. "" "So, take it from a guy who's literally pissed his pants in front of everybody just to win a race." "You are who you decide to be." "And you chose to be an international CIA spy." "Come on, man." "You get to kill people for a living." "How cool is that?" "I don't know. (LAUGHS)" "Kinda cool I guess." "What do you mean "kinda cool"?" "Ain't no kinda cool." "Stop it!" "It's awesome." "Now, come on, man." "We boys?" " We're boys." " Oh!" "Sorry, Jet." " (BONES CRACKING)" " Oh, God!" " (GROANS)" " Oh, God!" "See?" "Good as new." "Wow." "Sorry, man." "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "AGENT:" "Go, go!" " (ALARM BLARING)" " Get me out!" "He got the jump on us." "Give me the key." " (GRUNTING)" " CALVIN:" "Look out, Bob!" "Here, Jet!" "Get him!" "Watch out!" "(CHOKING)" "Did you see that, Bob?" "I did the thing!" "I did the thing, Bob!" "Yeah!" "(LAUGHS)" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" " Come on!" "Follow me!" " Let's do it!" "No!" "What the fuck am I doing?" "Here!" "You get the gun." " I'm behind you." "Go." " All right." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "Oh, my God." "There's two of them." "Yeah, I'll distract them and you open the door, okay?" " What?" "No!" " Let's roll." "No, no." "Go, go!" " Close in!" " Moving out!" " Freeze, Bob!" " Sorry about this, guys." "(MEN SCREAMING)" " BOB:" "Nope, come here." " (MAN SCREAMS)" "(DOOR BEEPS)" "Come on." "Wrong keycard, pal." "Turn around." "You needed this one." "On the ground, now." "Can I say something first?" " What?" " This is going to hurt." " (BOB GRUNTS) - (CALVIN EXCLAIMS)" "(GROANS LOUDLY)" " Hey, get the keycard!" "Let's roll." " All right, all right." "Which car are we taking?" "Not that one." "Oh, my God." "Oh, God." "Oh, sh" "Oh." "Here we go, Jet." " Bob, they are shooting at us!" " It's okay, it's bulletproof." "Drive, drive!" "(WHISTLING)" "(GRUNTS) Here you go, Jet." "What's this?" "Bug-out bag, courtesy of the CIA." "Go ahead and grab that encrypted phone in there." "For what?" "You still have the bank transaction code?" "How are transaction numbers gonna help us find out where the bad guys are?" "Well, it's not bank transaction numbers or codes, it's actually" "Longitude and latitude." "(LAUGHS) Look at the spy brain on the Jet!" "What-what!" "You're like a chocolate Google. (MIMICS BEEPING)" " Bob, don't do that." "Stop it." "Stop it." " (SIGHS)" "You're getting good at this, man." "Yeah, you're absolutely right." "It's longitude and latitude." "All you gotta do is plug those digits into the GPS, and boom!" "We're gonna catch the buyer and The Badger, just like that." " (PHONE CHIMES)" " Boston." "(SIGHS) We're gonna need a plane." "You ever steal a plane before?" " I stole some Starbursts one time." " Mmm-hmm." "So I don't know if that compares or anything, but I wasn't successful with that." "On the way out, I dropped 'em." "Dropped the whole bag." "The guy caught me." ""What's that?" I just said, "A Starburst. "" "Told him myself." "It was a mess." "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "Check it out." "The universe provides." "CALVIN:" "Oh." "Golden Jet." " Golden Jet." " Golden Jet." " It's just one guard in there." " All right." "90% of spy work is distraction." "You get in there and distract that guard," "I'm gonna get us a plane." "What?" "I don't know what the hell you expect" "(WHISPERS) Bob!" "Bob!" "Fuck!" "Fuck you, Bob!" "Damn it!" "Hey, I need a plane." "Sir, you cannot be in here." "This is a private airfield." "I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now that needs to get transported ASAP." "Really?" "Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler." "I hate to break it to you, but this is not a..." " This is not a heart." " It's not a heart?" "No, it's not." "Hmm." "What is it then?" " It's a dick." " Okay." "I am made of questions right now." "Well, you don't have to ask." "Last night, lady got into it with a man." "She ended up cutting his pecker off." "She left with it, got in a car, drove, got on 95, threw it out the window." "The second largest penis hunt in the state history." "The man was Korean, so you better believe it took a long time to find." "JARED:" "You're stereotyping Korean dicks." "That's racist." "I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you." "Okay, after finding it, the guy brought it to me, and he said, "Do your due diligence in getting this dick where it's got to go. "" "That's what I do." "I'm a dick deliverer specialist." "Oh, DDS?" "Like a dentist but for dicks." "Uh..." "So, people are like, "Here's a dick." "Find a plane. "" "That's how you do it?" "You're like an Uber for dicks?" "Where do you get these jobs?" "On Craigslist?" "Okay, sir, we don't need to demean each other here." "I don't believe a word you're saying." "Let me see it." "I have no problem showing you this." "So if you wanna see it then get ready to see." " Here I go." " Go for it." " (HISSING)" " Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit." "(SCREAMS) I'm just kidding." "This is my friend." " Oh!" " It's my buddy." "His name's Snake Gyllenhaal." " He guards my lunch." " Okay, that's enough." "It's gotta be Harris, right?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, she's gotta be The Black Badger." "It's the only thing that makes sense." "I mean, she's had access to the encryption codes and she's so hot and bothered about pinning this whole thing on you." "It's gotta be her!" "(SIGHS) I don't know, Jet." "I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm The Black Badger." "She worked me over pretty good in that interrogation room." " (ENGINE SPUTTERING)" " Hold on, wait, wait..." "What's going on?" "What's that?" "What's going on right now, Bob?" " (ALARM BLARING)" " No biggie." "We're completely outta gas." "Oh, my" " Oh!" "(SCREAMING)" "We're going down, Jet!" "There's nothing I can do!" " Oh, shit!" " Really quickly..." "What's the one thing you wish you'd done in your life?" "The one thing I wish I hadn't done is not get in a plane with a guy who didn't check the goddamned fuel!" " Why wouldn't you check the fuel?" " No, something that's real." "What's the one thing you regret not doing for you?" "Oh, my God!" "I think we're gonna die!" "(WAILING)" "Not having a kid, man!" "Not being a father!" "I regret not being a father!" "Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!" "I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!" "I should've!" "I'm so selfish!" "(ENGINE TURNS ON)" "I'm sorry, Maggie!" "(CONTINUES CRYING)" "(SIGHS)" " That wasn't so hard, right?" " What?" "Hey, just for the record," "I think you'd make a great dad." "Did you just fake this whole thing?" "Yeah, kinda." "You gotta be shitting me glory!" "No, not at all." "I just thought that maybe a facing-your-own-death situation might help motivate you to clarify some of your goals in life." "And, hey, between me and you," "I know you've been struggling a little bit." "You know what I'm struggling with right now, Bob?" "Not whooping your ass." "(CHUCKLES) Okay, Jet." "Hey, you're really cute when you cry." "Stop it!" "Enough!" "I don't get it." "I mean, if these coordinates are correct, we should be standing right on top of it." "The deal doesn't go down for another 30 minutes, Jet," " so we're kinda early." " No!" "Why would you do it out in the open like this?" "Why would you take that risk?" "Just doesn't make any sense, man." "Shit!" "Come on." "Wait." "Oh, wait." "It's not happening up here." "No, it's not." "It's..." "Oh, it's happening beneath us." "Look." "It's an underground parking garage." "Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet." "Why don't you stay up here?" "Keep overwatch." "I'll go down there and check things out." "Wait, what?" "No, I'm going with you." "You can't go with me." "The smarter play is if we split up." "Smarter play for who?" "Do you know what happens when people split up, Bob?" "Somebody dies!" "I'd be the one to die." "You know why?" "Because I don't have a bulletproof vest and I don't have a gun!" "Which means that you are my bulletproof vest!" "My little black ass is gonna stay behind you, you're not leaving me!" "That's exactly why you should stay up here." "Look, if you went down in that garage and you got shot to death, you know how hurt I would be?" "I'd be super bummed out!" "I don't want that." "It's safer for you up here." "If something happened up here, what am I supposed to do, Bob?" "How do I get your attention?" "Make a bird call?" "(SQUAWKING)" "Does that sound like a bird to you?" "Huh?" "That's my biggest weakness!" "I can't make bird noises." "I never could." "So if that's what I gotta depend on to live, it means I'm gonna die!" "I'mma die up here, by myself sounding like a dead-ass pigeon." "(CAWS)" " I have no idea what a pigeon" " Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!" "You don't have to make bird noises." "You don't have to sound like a pigeon." "All you gotta do is call me on the encrypted phone that's in your hand." " Okay?" " Okay, yeah." " I'll be right back." " Okay." "All right?" "Oh, Jet." "I'll see you on the other side." "Yeah." "Yeah." "(ELEVATOR DINGS)" "(GUN COCKS)" "You're early." "So are you." "(EXHALES) Come on." "(WHISPERS) Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "I knew it." "I knew it." "I knew she was The Black Badger!" "Oh, my God!" " Pick up the phone." "Pick up the phone." " (LINE RINGS)" "BOB:" "Yello?" "Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!" "Hello?" "Harris is The Black Badger!" "I can't hear you." "Harris is The Black Badger!" "(BOB LAUGHS)" "Just kidding!" "I'm not here." "Leave a message at the beep." " What?" " (POP MUSIC PLAYING)" "(BEEPING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Oh." "Harris is The Black Badger!" "Harris is The Black Badger!" "I knew it." "I knew it." "Harris is The Black Badger!" "Bob!" "Harris is The... (GUNS COCKING)" "Who is he?" "That's my partner." "I don't like splitting my fees." "The package." "Please." "Thought you'd never ask." "Wait!" "You're making a mistake." "Hello, Bob." "But you're dead." "Not as much as people think." "Look, he's not The Black Badger..." "I am." "And those aren't the encryption codes, these are." "He's lying to you." "This man is a CIA agent, and he's trying to sell you bogus plans." "(GROANING SOFTLY)" "Damn." "Ow, ow." "He shot me." "These are the real codes and I am the real Black Badger." "(QUIETLY) Bob is The Black Badger." "(BREATHING DEEPLY) Bob is The Black Badger." "I am The Black Badger." "Phil?" "No, I'm The Black Badger." "I'm starting to think I might be The Black Badger." "(ALL CHUCKLING)" "Here's the thing." "I have no idea who is the real Black Badger." "And I don't care." "'Cause I'm The Honey Badger." "And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit." "The Honey Badger's nasty." "He's so nasty, he'll take them both." " (GUNS COCKING)" " Hand them over." "Phil, when this thing is over," "I'm going to rip your throat out like Patrick Swayze in Road House." "PHIL:" "Oh, my God." "You and Road House." "Get over that movie." "It sucked then, it sucks now." "Fuck Patrick Swayze!" "How dare you!" "Drop your weapons!" "(MEN GROANING)" "Oh!" "Oh, shit!" "The codes." "Don't do it." "Stupid." "(EXHALES)" "Okay." "One, two," "three!" "Shit!" "(CALVIN YELLS)" "Uh-oh!" "Oh!" "No!" "He's got the codes!" "(GRUNTING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" " (PANTING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)" "(GRUNTING)" " (PANTING) - (TIRES SCREECHING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(YELLS)" "Whoo!" "I mean, this is crazy, right?" "You stay the hell away from me, Bob!" "You shot me in the neck!" "Jet!" "(GROANS)" "(PANTING)" "Okay." "Golden Jet for the win!" "(LAUGHS)" "No." "Shit!" "Drop your weapon, Bob." "Oh, shit!" "Get behind me, Mr. Joyner." "Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet." "It's obvious he's the bad guy." "I'm the good guy." "You wanna get behind me." "Agent Harris had me go dark to get Bob to reveal himself as The Black Badger." "You don't seriously believe this guy, do you?" "You wanna get behind me, Jet." "You betrayed your nation, Bob." "You betrayed your partner, Phil." "Okay, no, wait!" "Everybody just stop!" "Cut the shit!" "I'mma cut the line right now!" "I cut the shit!" "Hear me?" "Now I don't care who betrayed who." "Okay?" "I just don't wanna get hurt!" " So there ain't gonna be no" " Shit!" " (GUNS FIRING)" "(SOFTLY) Come on." "(GRUNTING)" "Shi..." "(SLOWLY) Shit." "(GROANS)" "(PANTING)" "Smart move, Mr. Joyner." "You've done your country a great service." "Now, hand me the firearm and we'll turn over the satellite codes together." "Stay right there, man." "Don't you take another step." "Just because I shot him does not mean I trust you." "We don't have time for this." " Stop!" "I said, "Stop. " - (GUN CLICKS)" "Aw, whoopsie." "(GRUNTS)" "(SCOFFS) Nice throw, bitch." "You wanna know why your pal Bob could never have been The Black Badger?" "It's because he's too weak." "And if I had to hear another goddamned story about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner and how awesome you were in high school and how you were this big idiot's best friend," "(CHUCKLES) I was just gonna lose it." "Looking at you right now, you don't seem so cool." "You just seem like a regular guy." "An everyday Joe." "You know, faking my own death was the easy part." "But dealing with Bob, day after day, was the hard part." "Hey, Phil." "What, Bob?" "I'll see you on the other side." "(STUTTERS) No, I hope we don't." "All right?" "Just, no." "Bye, bye, bye." "Just go." "I made up the Black Badger, rigged up a blood bag and that big dummy bought it." " Bob!" " (ALARM BLARING)" "No, no!" "(GRUNTING) Hang on, buddy." "No, there's some sort of bomb in here." "You're pushing it closed, I think." " No, no, no." "Sorry." " No, don't give up!" "Bye, Bob." "PHIL:" "I'm getting away with a half a billion dollars." "And Boy Scout Bob is gonna spend his life in prison." "Ain't America great?" "So now you're gonna be the second partner of Bob's to die." "Just relax." "On your knees, Golden Jet." "(GROANS)" "What the hell was that?" "Golden Jet flip." "Yeah?" "Well, you really suck at it." "I know." "Then why'd you do it?" "Distraction." "(GRUNTS)" "(GASPING)" "Oh, you just pulled his throat out!" "I'll see you on the other side." "Jet, come here." "Give me your hand, old buddy." "Oh, shit!" "Get that away from me!" "Sorry, Jet." "Come here, Jet." "That was a trachea. (GROANS)" "Great distraction, man!" "Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet." "It was the only way I could save your life." "But when you shot me to get Phil to confess that he was The Black Badger, that was some next-level-type shit!" "Yeah, no." "I'm glad you see it the way I saw it." "That was my plan the whole time." "So..." "You are a natural for this line of work." "I mean, you're smart, you got the skill set, you're a people person and you already got a dope-ass code name, "The Golden Jet!" What?" "But in the meantime, we gotta get those encryption codes over to Harris right away or we're gonna be late." "What are you talking about?" "Late for what?" "The reunion, dude." "What-what!" "(CHUCKLES) This shit's on!" "Bob. (SIGHS) Damn it." "(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "Bob!" "One more thing." "Thanks for securing the satellite codes." "You really saved my ass." "Your country thanks you." "Just doing my job." "I'm really sorry about your hand." "I hope you know that wasn't personal." "Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam." "(CHUCKLES)" "Besides, everybody makes mistakes." "Calvin, here, thought you were The Black Badger." "(STAMMERS)" "I don't..." "No, I don't think..." "When we were in the plane, you said, "Hey, Harris is the Black... "" "I think you should..." "Maybe I..." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure working with you." "If you ever want a career change, you give me a call." "If I were to give you a call, how would I get in touch with you?" "Just pick up any phone in your house." "They're all bugged." "(CHUCKLES)" "You're crazy." "Hey, you're crazy!" "(CHUCKLES) That's a good one." "Calvin!" "I got your text and came right over." "Where the hell have you been?" "Why did you get out of a helicopter?" "Hey, uh, Maggie." "Uh, hi!" "Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?" "Well..." "Uh..." "That's not Dr. Dan." "Allow me to properly introduce myself." "My name is Bob Stone, the artist formerly known as Robbie Wheirdicht." "I work for the CIA." "I roped your husband into helping me track down a traitor, who was gonna sell military state secrets to a terrorist." "We did all that, we stopped them, we saved the free world, and here we are." "(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)" "What the hell is going on?" "Okay, listen, listen." "I've been a fool." "All right?" "I thought that my life was a failure." "I thought that it wasn't special." "But it is special." "It's special because I have you in it." "You are my world." "You are what makes me special!" "You're everything to me, Mags." "I love you." "I love you." "BOB:" "Okay." "Here come the waterworks." "I promised myself I wouldn't do this." " Come on, come on." " Okay." " That's Robbie Wheirdicht?" " Yeah." " (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) - (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" " Hi, Brian." " Hi, Gail." "Guys, this isn't a good idea." "You know what?" "I'll just meet you later." "I shouldn't have come." "Wait, wait, wait." "Bob, calm down, okay?" "Listen to me." "Tonight is not gonna be how high school was for you 20 years ago." "I promise." "HOSTESS:" "Attention, por favor." "And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for, tonight's vote for the reunion homecoming king and queen!" "We'll announce the queen in one moment." "But first, without further ado..." "The new homecoming king for the Central High School Centaurs, Class of 1996 is..." "I really gotta pee, Jet." "Bob Stone!" "(INDISTINCT MURMURING)" "Do we have a Bob Stone?" "Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!" " Yeah!" " (SCATTERED CLAPPING)" "Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there." "For reals?" "For reals, for reals." "Go ahead, man." "Whoo!" "You did it, big guy!" "(SCATTERED CLAPPING)" "(INDISTINCT MURMURING)" "How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?" "I hacked into the votes on the flight in." "Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant, at your service." "(CHUCKLES)" "I had no idea you could do that." "There's a lot of things that you don't know about me, Maggie." "No, scratch that I said that." "It was supposed to come out cool." "It didn't." "It was something I thought of, it was like a..." "Forget it." "TREVOR:" "Well, well, let's hear it for him!" "Fat Robbie made good." "King Robbie Weird Dick, our naked mascot." "Why don't you just get out of the way, Trevor?" "Or what, Golden Jet?" "You're gonna hop up here and punch me in the belt?" "Simmer down, Ant-Man." " You know what?" "That's it." "That's it." " It's okay." " It's all right." " No, I've had it!" " I got it, Jet." "It's okay." " It's okay." "I'll handle it." "Whoa, whoa!" "Hang on." "I'm not buying this whole transformation from ugly duckling into swan." "No one in here is." "You can fly in, in a bunch of helicopters and dress up in a thousand suits, but to everybody, including me, you'll always just be the fat kid." "(LAUGHTER)" "I've been thinking about this a lot, Trevor." "And the only thing I want to say to you is I forgive you." "You forgive me!" "Oh, boy!" "For what?" "For being rad as shit." "Fuck you, fat boy." "Still a scared little bitch. (GROANS)" "(CROWD EXCLAIMS)" "I don't like bullies." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!" "Whoo-whoo!" "Come on, baby." "Step over." "Hi, everybody!" "Most of you knew me back in high school as" "Robbie Wheirdicht." " MAN 1:" "That's Robbie Wheirdicht?" " No way!" "I wore prescription pants every day." "Twenty years ago, in this gym," "I stood in front of you all naked and embarrassed." "Some of you might remember that day." "A lot of you probably even laughed." "But that's okay." "Tonight's gonna be different because my best friend is here with me." "And he taught me what it means to be the hero of your own story." "Would you hold this for me, please?" "Being the hero of your own story isn't about stopping bad guys or climbing mountains." "It's about overcoming bullies in your life, whatever or whomever they may be." "It's about putting it all out there for everyone" "to see." "And it's realizing that, in life, the most important thing that you can be" "is yourself." "So, Central High, Class of 1996, this is me, Robbie Wheirdicht." "(CROWD EXCLAIMING)" "(GASPING)" "Oh, my God!" "Bob just went commando!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "(CHEERING)" "CALVIN:" "Way to go, Bob!" "Be you!" "(CHANTING) Robbie!" "Robbie!" "Robbie!" "ALL:" "Robbie!" "Robbie!" "Robbie!" " Hey, man!" " (LAUGHS)" "Dude, this is amazing!" "I'm so happy for you!" "Thank you, Jet!" "I feel so free!" " Come here." " No, no, no." "Your junk is out." " Oh." "Sorry, Jet." " Excuse me." "Hi, Robbie." " You probably don't remember me." " Darla." " Is that Darla McGuckian?" " Yeah." "Wow!" "She looks great!" "Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?" " Two of them." " Wow." "I can't believe you remember me." "Remember you?" "How could I forget you?" "You still have the same sweet smile, the same sweet face." "But your hair's changed." "You used to wear it curlier." "I like it though." "You haven't changed at all." "Oh, I don't know." "You're still as beautiful as ever." "Oh." "(CROWD EXCLAIMING)" " Yeah, Bob!" " Go, Bob!" "No, no, no." "(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)" "Oh, I got spinny." "Super spinny." "Yeah, that's nice." " Can I take you to get ice-cream" " Yes." "Yes." "Yes, yes, yes." "Super lactose intolerant, but that's okay." "Let's roll the dice." "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "That's my jam!" "Go show them what you got." " All right, Darla." " Okay." "Darla, hi." "Calvin." "Hi, Colin." "Nice to meet you." " Calvin." " And Maggie." "Maggie, hi!" "Hi." "You look so good." " My gosh, you look the same." " You do too." "Oh, I don't know." "You probably remember me as The Golden Jet." "Your name's Golden Jeff?" "Hi, Jeff." "It's okay." "Good to see you." "(BOB SINGING "MY LOVIN"' BY EN VOGUE)" " Good going, Bob!" " Come on, Bob!" "(ALL CHEERING)" " All right." " Good luck!" " Love you." " I love you." "I love you, too, little Golden Jet!" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "Mmm..." "Okay." "Uh..." "How long do you think he's been there?" "MAGGIE:" "Hmm, probably since last night." "All right, babe, I'll see you later." "Have fun with your friend!" "(MOUTHING) Who, me?" "Yes, you." "(LAUGHS) Wow, Jet!" "You look amazing!" " Do you think?" " Oh, what?" "Yes!" "I just didn't know the kind of look to go for on my first day at the agency." "You look like a black Will Smith, or something." "Okay, I'm not sure if that's racist or not, but I'll take it as a compliment." "All right, cool." "Yeah, come on!" "Okay. (LAUGHS)" "All right." "Don't be nervous." "You are gonna do great." "They're gonna love you!" "Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!" "Um, before we go, man, uh..." "I got a surprise for you." "Okay." "What's the surprise?" "Well, you gotta close your eyes first." "Eyes are closed." "No peeking." "Open your eyes." "Is that my..." "Is that my jacket?" "Yes!" " Bob, is that my jacket?" " Yes!" " No, wait a minute." " Yes!" "Oh, my God!" "Dude, where'd you get this from?" "Well, I sleep in it most nights, but it's clean now, totally good." "Yeah!" "Man!" "You are the man!" "Yes!" " Family hug!" "What?" " Ooh." "Okay." "All right, let's go!" " Okay." " All right." "("THE BOOGIE" BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)" " You still ride?" " (ALARM BLARING)" "DIRECTOR:" "Cut!" "The fire department's here." "All right." "That's our cue, guys!" "BOTH:" "Here we are shooting Central Intelligence." "They shut us down." "The fire trucks are out here." " Shut the fuck up!" " Will you get the fuck out of my video?" "I'mma slap the dogshit out of you." "Why do you do your video behind me?" " I'm trying to do my video!" " This is my video!" " You're in my fucking video!" " I'm pissed off." "Watch your mouth, I'll slap the shit out of you." "Fuck you!" "Okay." "You have it your way." "You leave me no choice." "Pam... (LAUGHING)" "Tickler!" "Tickler!" "Where are the codes?" "Where are the codes?" "(CHUCKLES) It's just nice." "In here and it's kind of all... (LAUGHING)" " Oh, my God." " Sorry." "(ALL LAUGHING)" " Can you do both?" " Yeah." " (EXCLAIMS)" " Oh, my God!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "It's called "soul gazing. "" "Stare into my soul and I'll stare into yours." " Come in." "Shh." " You're not my wife!" "Oh, that's it." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" " Bob, I'm gonna..." " Shh." " I promise you'll never..." " (BOTH LAUGHING)" "Let's keep on, keep on." "DIRECTOR:" "Okay, for real this time." "It's for real." "This is for real, guys, yeah." " That's it!" " Oh." "One more." "Come on." " I can't do this, I'm not..." " Shh." "Oh, my God." "I've fucking had it." "Lock it!" "We're professionals." " This is what we do." "You ready?" " Come on, baby!" "I'm gonna hit you." "I told you!" " Fuck!" " (CREW LAUGHING)" "Are you not a super tool?" "You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht." "You're Bob Stone!" " (EXCLAIMS) I made that name up." " So what?" " It's not real." " What does that mean?" "(STAMMERS) What, you think Mr. T and Sting and The Rock..." "You think those guys are real?" "That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames by a bunch of dumbass people." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "("THE BOOGIE" BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)" "BOB:" "Fanny!" "English" " SDH"

"(woman singing over bluesy organ riff)" "His subscription to Field And Stream has lapsed." "Mom, can I show this flag to Dad when he gets home?" "Honey, your daddy's not coming home." "Yeah, but I mean when he does come home," "I want to show it to him, okay?" "Why don't you go play in your room?" "Let me fix you something to eat." "I'm not hungry." "You have to eat." "Uh, let me help you with your coat." "40 year old man, never learned how to use a coat hanger." "(sobbing) How could he do this?" "!" "Why did he have to take so many chances?" "(sobbing) Why?" "!" "It's part of the job, Denise." "You know that." "Joe, who killed my husband?" "I have to know." "You have to tell me." "It was a Mexican mobster named Ortiz." "He ordered Tony's murder." "So, why haven't you arrested him?" "'Cause he's already in prison." "How do you get justice on a man who's already in prison?" "By finding out who pulled the trigger, and then proving that Ortiz ordered it." "Instead of eight years and out," "Ortiz goes straight to the gas chamber." "We'll get him, Denise." "I promise you." "We'll get him." "Evan, how long has Harvey been at your house?" "Four days." "Ouch." "Don't worry, these things never last longer than a week." "And look at it this way, you're putting money in the Karma bank." "God, I hope so." "(sighs) Morning, children." "Harve, is that my shirt?" "!" "Oh, yeah, yeah, I borrowed it." "You don't mind, do you?" "Uh, yes I do, actually." "NASH:" "Harve!" "Now he's wearing my clothes." "(phone ringing)" "I'm gonna be in court the next couple of days on that McAllister deal." "I want you to work the Sanchez case with Joe." "Okay." "How's it going in there?" "(chuckles) Oh, just peachy." "Nice shirt." "You don't often see that color outside of bowling alleys." "Okay, Romeo, I'm gonna make this really easy for you." "In fact, I'm gonna make it so incredibly simple, that even you can comprehend it." "Why did Ortiz have Tony Sanchez killed, and who pulled the trigger?" "I already told you, man, no comprendo." "DOMINGUEZ:" "Mira, Holmes, look, all we want to know is who and why, okay?" "But we need to know now, okay, me entiendes?" "ROMEO:" "You're going after a guy who's already in prison." "Isn't that double jeopardy?" "My man knows the law." "I'm gonna recommend concentration." "I'm not gonna give up Ortiz over some lame, estupido dead cop, man." "Nothing else we can do." "(yelling)" "Help!" "Help!" "You know what, I don't think he can swim." "Tell us what we want to know or I'll let your furry ass drown!" "You're crazy, mano." "He's not gonna talk." "I better throw him something." "(sputtering)" "You can't touch Ortiz, man." "He's protected!" "You'll never get close to him, man, never!" "Don't bet on it." "You know, this is damn near impossible." "Yeah, well, nothing's impossible." "Bubba, you're gonna make me worry about you." "You already do that." "You know, there's no way I can get you any backup." "Yeah, I know." "Okay, brother." "Let's do it." "Somebody must've screwed up my reservation, man." "I specifically ordered a room with a lanai." "Shut the hell up before I make you eat that blanket." "You think you're bad enough, brother, bust a move." "Welcome to the first day of the rest of your stay." "Around here, I am God." "You are my disciples." "And I mean that literally." "Obey my every request, execute my every command, and we'll get along just fine." "I heard guys find God in prison," "I just didn't expect to meet him the first day." "No talking in my line, Juarez." "Move 'em out." "GUARD:" "You heard him." "Move!" "Come on, move, move!" "My name is Frank and I'm in for 18 years." "Hey, I'm, uh, Chuy, seven to ten." "Well, Chu, since we gonna be in here for a real long time together," "I feel we ought to set some ground rules for the cell." "Oh, yeah?" "Like, like what?" "Like, if you wanna be the husband or you wanna be the wife." "(phone ringing) Inspector Leek." "Hi, Harve, it's me." "Nash, how goes it?" "Well, if I don't hear the word "object" for another ten years it'll be none too soon." "McAllister's lawyer is a weasel." "Oh, wait a minute, that's an oxymoron." "So you're still on the stand?" "Oh, yeah." "And it looks like I'm gonna be for a couple more days." "Um, but I'm gonna be in touch by phone." "Well, don't worry about us." "We got a full court press on, on this end." "Uh, okay, well, now get this:" "I got something that might help you out." "You remember Jeff Sikorsky, down at Mission Station?" "Yeah, yeah, he was at Tony Sanchez's funeral, right?" "He's a good guy." "Right, he's a very good guy." "Listen, he came to me about our situation, and, uh, turns out he busted some two-bit second-story guy on the night that Tony was killed, right across the street." "Same night." "You think he can help us?" "Well, Jeff thinks he can." "So I'm thinking you ought to get a hold of this guy he busted and put the squeeze on him, and squeeze him hard." "Till his head pops." "Oh, meanwhile, a piece of advice:" "avoid the meatloaf at the courthouse cafe." "Ha." "Too late." "(indistinct announcement over P.A. speakers)" "DOMINGUEZ:" "Cordero." "DOMINGUEZ:" "Ortiz." "What's up with that?" "What's up with that homie over there, man?" "Power lifting give him an odor problem?" "Francisco Chuy Juarez, right?" "Yeah." "That's right." "You learn to mind your own business or you're going to spend a lot of time talking with Barney." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, who's Barney?" "Or is that too curious a question?" "Meet Barney." "Next time, it's upside your head," "Papi." "Yeah, Barney." "Okay, fine, got it." "Oh... thanks." "I know you from somewhere." "Oh, yeah?" "Maybe... maybe you've seen my hair care product infomercial." "I come on between the Ab-Flex guy and the Juice Man." "I don't forget faces, and I know yours." "I don't remember from where." "I know I don't like you." "LEEK:" "Word on the street is that Sanchez got his cover blown by a banger named Weeper who recognized Sanchez from seven years ago when Sanchez busted Weeper's father on a narco beef." "So we going after the Weeper?" "Nah." "He's not worth anything." "We focus on finding the shooter, and getting some details on the deal of the decade." "Got it." "So, Harve, how are things going with Bonnie?" "Any progress?" "I don't know." "She's down on my job, and down on my love for the Grateful Dead." "She talks about Ross Perot just to piss me off." "She wants to try getting back together." "She's saying, when we do, we're going to focus on her needs, as if we don't talk about her problems" "95% of the time already." "So you're saying, like, when you get back together." "That's... that's like a good sign, right?" "LEEK:" "I guess." "You know, this man is a prince for putting up with me." "It can't be easy or fun." "I love ya, man." "Everything about ya." "Yeah." "Especially my clothes." "No, man!" "Your haircut!" "Everything!" "You're the best, man." "Thank you." "You're blowing our entire case." "Oh, I'm blowing the case?" "If you weren't such a good witness for the defense, we might have half a chance here." "Excuse me." "I am one of 37 witnesses in this case, and the one that least likely wants to be here." "You seemed pretty eager up there on the stand." "You'll get your chance to redirect, Counselor." "Or is that what we're doing now?" "(scoffs) Okay." "Only one more question, Mr. Bridges." "Why have you been avoiding my calls about Dad's will?" "Because you know how I feel about that stuff." "I can't go any further until you, Dad and I have a talk." "How about tonight?" "I have plans." "I know." "I've already talked to Dad." "I'll be over at halftime." "Let me help you there, Carson." "Gang files." "Every shooter ever connected by our gang units to Ortiz." "Harvey said weeks, didn't he?" "Um..." "It might have been a figure of speech." "Oh, man." "Remember that girl I was telling you about?" "Um..." "Robin?" "Robin?" "Wait a minute." "I'm a couple of girls behind, but go on." "So, anyway, she comes over the other night, right?" "We're going to drink a bottle of wine, so I pull out two glasses." "You think Harvey gets the hint?" "No." "No." "Guess what." "Our burglar was there when Sanchez was murdered." "He heard the gunshots." "Cool." "He see anything?" "Yeah." "I got something." "On his way in, he notices a brown car." "He pays attention to it because it's the only car on the street not covered with fog condensation, and he's worried about somebody walking in on him while he's prowling." "Uh-huh." "So what happened?" "He walks out with a CD player and a sack of jewelry." "He notices, now, the car is gone." "Any make or model?" "No, just a brown car." "But he does remember seeing a, uh, sticker-- a sticker, right?" " on the windshield." "A parking sticker." "This sticker was "pretty cool," in his words, and it had a picture on it of a man with a long coat, or maybe a Buddha." "That's it?" "A Buddha?" "That's it." "I wish it was a meal, kids, but it's not." "A meal?" "Harve, that's... that's not even, like, table scraps." "It's all we got." "Let's get on it." "Okay." "Oh, I forgot to tell you." "Stacy's coming over." "She wants to discuss Nick's will." "The whole damn thing's morbid, I think." "What do you think?" "Well, it makes sense to me, as long as the beneficiaries don't end up at each other's throats." "Never happen." "Trust me." "I care about Nick, not Nick's things." "STACY:" "Hi, everybody." "Hi, Stace." "You're early." "Nick's still alive." "Very funny." "I am not going to feel guilty about this, Nash." "Come on." "It's just a joke." "Uh... that's good." "Why don't you turn off the TV there, Stace?" "It's okay." "It's halftime." "STACY:" "Thank you, Dad." "Okay, here's what I've laid out so far." "First, we set up a living trust." "That'll avoid probate." "Dad, I found this title deed in your safe deposit box." "What is it?" "Just an old piece of dirt that I won with a pair of aces back when I was in the Navy." "Dad, a piece of dirt in Marin County 40 years ago could be worth a lot today." "BRIDGES:" "Let me ask you something, Nick." "How is it that you can remember a poker game 40 years ago, and you can't remember Cassidy's birthday?" "Priority, son." "Priority." "(chuckling)" "I know why you're in Ortiz' cell." "I figured it out." "Hunter's Point, '87." "You were the creep who grabbed me coming out of the liquor store stickup." "You're a cop." "Caught him ripping off your cell." "Break it up!" "GUARD:" "Move aside, ladies." "(coughing, snorting)" "Take him to the infirmary." "Him, too." "I'm okay." "Get him out of here." "GUARD:" "15 minutes, Juarez." "Man, what happened to you?" "I ran into an old buddy of ours" " Bobby Ray Tucker." "The doctor who killed his wife over the lasagna?" "No, no no, the white supremacist." "The guy who killed the shop owner in the botched robbery." "Oh, that Bobby Ray." "Yeah, that Bobby Ray Tucker." "Apparently, he had a break in his busy shower rape schedule, and he recognized me." "He blow your cover?" "No, no, I shut him up before he could do that." "He's in the infirmary." "Listen, I need you to get him transferred out of there before he starts talking again, okay?" "Done." "So, you got a line on the shipment of the decade?" "Not yet." "But, apparently, it has something to do with Santiago Cordero." "The Colombian drug lord?" "He's here?" "Yeah, he's here." "He's separate from the rest of the population, man." "He has his own guards." "I think he even gets free ice cream on Friday." "Listen, I need you to find out what he's doing here, and if there's any talk on the street about any big deal between him and Ortiz, okay?" "So I'll see what I can find out about Ortiz and Cordero." "In the meantime, Ortiz is in for a surprise." "We're about to shut down his gambling operations to put the squeeze on his lieutenants." "Okay, well, let me know." "Keep the faith, man." "Yeah." "Right." "How's he holding up?" "Well, prison's no picnic." "He's still trying to cozy up to Ortiz." "I think he's going to try to make his move on the handball court." "That's good, as long as Ortiz doesn't kill him when Joe eats his lunch." "He's that good, huh?" "The boy can play." "Listen, Nash, Joe thinks that Ortiz has something working with this guy Santiago Cordero, the drug lord." "What do you know about him?" "Well, Cordero's in San Julian just long enough to testify in federal court." "It's a case involving the Cali cartel." "Then, after that, he's back in federal pen in Colorado." "Why?" "Any chance Cordero could be involved with the local families?" "Well, prison makes strange bedfellows." "And since we're supposedly chasing the deal of the decade, it's entirely possible." "Um..." "Work that." "Work any angle that connects Ortiz with Cordero." "All right." "I'll be in touch." "Right." "Good for you." "You made some points this morning." "Thank you." "I'm trying." "You know that property deed we found in Dad's stuff?" "Yeah." "It's a lot in Larkspur." "Apparently, a tenant's been using it as a horse pasture, and paying the property tax as rent." "Well, Larkspur is a nice neighborhood." "I got three realtors to look at it, and they're all saying it's worth right about $300,000." "(laughing)" "That ought to keep him in cigars for a while." "300 grand." "Shh, shh-shh, shh-shh." "(all yelling, woman shrieking)" "Come on!" "Move!" "Move!" "Against the wall!" "Hey, you, against the fence there!" "Come on, come on, come on, come on." "Move!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "You notice something funny about this?" "Yeah." "Right sport, wrong team." "This makes no sense at all." "Look who I found over here counting money." "Benny Yang?" "From the Wi Lees down in Chinatown." "What do you want?" "Money?" "No, no, no, we don't want your money." "We want to know what you're doing running games in Maximo Ortiz' turf." "Yeah." "In Maximo Ortiz' joint." "Yeah?" "Why should I tell you that?" "Because of your commitment to the moral betterment of our city." "Where's Ortiz' people?" "What happened here?" "He sold out." "Maximo Ortiz sold out?" "Right." "Adios, Benny." "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "It's true!" "Ortiz is cashing out." "Maybe he's changing businesses, maybe he needs cash." "I don't know." "Join your friends." "For the shipment of the decade, huh?" "Ortiz sold out three of his gambling spots." "His lieutenants are fighting for the other ones." "Maybe he needs all the equity he can get to buy into this Cordero deal." "How come we haven't heard a damn thing on the street about this?" "So what are we missing?" "(racquetball bouncing)" "(men chattering)" "Yo, who's got next game?" "Yo, that'd be me, man." "What's it to you?" "Thought you might like to warm up." "You play?" "A little bit." "Let me check you out." "Okay." "Hey, lucky shot." "Ready?" "(grunts, crowd groans)" "Ooh." "Power ball to the huevos." "(groans)" "Sorry about that." "All right, who's next?" "You got next game?" "(Latin music playing)" "No?" "Looks like me." "ORTIZ:" "You tell him the price remains ten million, okay?" "Ready?" "Let's play." "(lively mambo intro playing)" "(men singing in Spanish)" "(needle buzzing)" "Where'd you learn to play?" "Oh, you know, here and there." "Uh, mostly, uh, Nevada Correctional Institute." "What other talents you got?" "Ah, I can break into places, I can cook meth," "I-I can play guitar, if you need it." "What are you in here for?" "Uh, B and E." "16 of them in Alameda." "Mm-hmm." "I didn't do it, though." "Ah, course not." "Yeah, of course not." "Say, you want a placa?" "Free of charge." "Frederico, he's an artist." "Ah, I don't know, man." "What, you don't want a nice placa on your canvas, man?" "Ah, I got plenty, man." "Check 'em out." "Can I put my foot on your thing?" "This one here, this yerba, that's from my youth." "(chuckles)" "Check this out." "I got this after my first carjacking." "That's my old lady." "You know, kind of my old lady." "Yeah, she's my old lady." "That's some nice work, amigo." "Take a look at this, man." "I got this during my first dime in Folsom." "Assault with intent, huh?" "Ah." "I got this one, did 29 months in Chino on a burglary in a warehouse." "See that clown there?" "That's me." "That skull there, that's the judge." "Hey, look at this." "Mira." "See that pit bull, man?" "He's chewing off that homie's arm, huh." "That's art." "¿Que quieres?" "(whispering):" "Meet you outside?" "I got a problem." "Now." "Don't tell me your problems." "You solve the problem!" "You're lucky I don't kill you right here!" "So I hear they transferred Bobby Ray out." "(grunts)" "I want to thank you." "That man was a pendejo." "Yeah..." "So if there's anything you need, you let me know." "Well, actually, there is one thing." "(clears throat)" "Diga me." "While I been in here, man, my old lady's been kicking it with my cousin, mi primo." "(clears throat)" "(whispers):" "I want him done." "Chuy, I like you." "You got the ganas, man." "I hear what you're asking." "I'll see what I can do." "I'm looking for a sticker with anything like a man in a long coat or a Buddha on it." "Okay, then, it's not San Rafael College." "What about San Jose State?" "What's their logo?" "What about their campus parking sticker?" "All right." "Thanks." "(groans)" "Snowman stickers." "Chipmunk stickers." "Gladiator stickers." "Bryn, you got anything on this?" "Not much luck here either." "How about Marine World?" "This guy isn't bright, but I don't think he'd be confusing seals with men in long coats." "It's a sea lion." "Different ears." "My mistake, professor." "So..." "Oh, you'll be happy to know, I'm moving home." "That's great." "Isn't it?" "(scoffs):" "I don't know." "Sure, it is." "You think Evan will be okay?" "'Cause, you know, I think loneliness is a big part of his underlying psychology." "He'll be happy for you, Harve." "Bryn, he'll be ecstatic." "Took me 20 minutes this morning to figure out where he hid the shower soap." "Hey, guys, listen." "Uh, Bobby Ray's been transferred from San Julian down to, uh, San Quentin." "He's in isolation." "They're gonna keep him there for as long as we need him there." "Oh, Evan, by the way, there is a God." "I'm moving out." "What?" "Look, Harve, I-I should say I'm sorry, you know, about-about the way I acted." "And, uh, you know, I wish I could say that you could stay, you know, but you can't." "(loud smooch)" "Yes." "Guess that means back to sex in the living room." "(chuckles)" "Well, that's beside the point." "Uh, now that you're the primary, you get to sign the forms." "(breathes deeply)" "Holy moley." "What?" "Look at the prison logo." "Sanchez's killer works at San Julian." "STACY:" "Hey, I didn't tell you," "Dad's thinking about selling that property in Larkspur." "Ah, good for him." "I hope he gets top dollar." "And then what?" "What do you mean?" "Nash, that property doesn't need any babysitting." "It takes care of itself." "Doesn't need managing." "What are you saying?" "He'll blow it." "Is that what you want?" "(sighs)" "I'm sorry." "I sound like a money-hungry shrew." "Been hanging around too many lawyers." "(laughs) (sighs)" "It's just that, there may come a time when we need that money to take care of him." "Oh, come on, Stacy." "As long as you and I are around, Nick's gonna be taken care of." "If he wants to blow the 300 K, let him." "So what?" "Let him blow his hair back." "You're buying lunch, you money-hungry shrew." "LARRY:" "It used to be a lot of fun here, when we had the chain gangs." "I remember the once, this fella Tito dared me to put a crawdad in Elmo's drawers." "(laughs)" "DOMINGUEZ:" "A crawdad, huh?" "That was before he was electrocuted." "Electrocuted?" "Who got electrocuted?" "Tito, of course, not the crawdad." "Hey, uh, hey, Larry, how long you been here in San Julian?" "Let me recollect." "Mr. Roosevelt just got reelected." "Teddy?" "See, at that time, I was with a musical troupe." "* She'll be coming round the mountain, when she comes *" "* She'll... * You know, Larry, you must be really tired." "Why don't you sit down, man, have a little, uh-- take a load off your feet." "I'll-I'll finish the mopping." "Chuy, you're a fine fella." "Oh, okay." "Yes, sir, you're a fine fella." "(quietly):" "No problem." "Just sit down, be quiet." "(men chattering in distance)" "(bucket and mop clattering)" "(mop sloshing)" "(cell door opens)" "Hey, convict." "Who me?" "Yeah!" "You know what I've been hearing, Juarez?" "I've been hearing you've been flapping your trap about wanting to have somebody offed." "No, not me." "Wrong guy." "Shut your hole." "You don't understand." "You don't get it, do you?" "You work for Ortiz." "That's right." "And I'm not happy about having to clean up your love life." "How much?" "You talk to him about money." "After that, you bring me the details." "I'll find you." "You never come to me." "And realize, if this isn't straight up, they're gonna cart you out of here in a bloody body bag." "¿Tu sabe, Papi?" "I got it." "Yeah." "(clears throat)" "I should probably get going." "Ah, stick around." "What are you, chicken?" "Oh, I am not one of those people who stops to stare at other people's car wrecks." "(chuckles)" "Been in too many of my own, if you know what I mean." "Oh, I know what you mean." "Personal wrecks are a kind of specialty of mine." "(chuckles)" "But you may as well stick around." "There's not gonna be any fireworks." "At least not from me." "Nash, can we get started?" "Sure." "Why not?" "Operating on a 50/50 basis," "I prepared a list of personal effects, specifying who should get what." "Mother's jewelry:" "Stacy." "Old Navy stuff:" "Nash." "Family china:" "Stacy." "Wait a minute." "Let me ask a question." "Didn't Mom say that she wanted the china and the crystal to go to the firstborn grandchild?" "That would be Cassidy." "I thought you said you didn't care who got what." "I don't." "I don't want anything." "But I have a responsibility to Cassidy." "Fishing gear:" "Nash." "I'd like a rod and reel." "(sirens in distance)" "Sure." "I'll pick one out for you." "If you don't mind, I'd prefer if Dad did that part." "You're not willing it to me, he is." "Fine." "You don't have to get snippy." "STACY:" "I'm not snippy." "(chuckles):" "Oh, that's snippy." "I know snippy when I hear it." "See, that's exactly why" "I didn't want to get into this pain-in-the-ass stuff in the first place." "Fine, then-- last thing I want to be is anybody's pain in the ass." "Oh, come on, Stace!" "Stacy!" "I didn't..." "I didn't say anything" "Calm down." "I am calm." "Am I not calm?" "I am calm." "Nicely handled, son." "What?" "She started it." "I didn't do anything." "Did I say anything?" "Did I do anything to her?" "Night, Nash." "Night, Nick." "Night, Whitney." "It's ridiculous." "Completely absurd." "You okay, Nick?" "Are you kidding?" "These are the moments a father lives for." "Reminds me that my kids, no matter how old they get, are still children." "(lock buzzes)" "MAN:" "What's up?" "Ah, Chuy!" "(laughs)" "Oh, Papi, I missed you!" "Oh, baby, gimme some of that sugar." "45 minutes." "No exceptions." "Take one." "Got a red one in there?" "And use it." "(chuckles) 45 minutes won't even get us started." "DOMINGUEZ (playfully):" "Ow!" "Ooh." "DOMINGUEZ:" "Very classy." "I've seen worse." "Really?" "(chuckles)" "Here's the tape." "The things I do for this job." "You talk about personal sacrifice." "Try prison life for a little while." "Hey, listen, I need you to get everything you can on a guard named Jack Archer." "He's Ortiz' inside guy here." "Perfect." "That jibes with what we have;" "a witness saw a San Julian parking sticker the night Sanchez was killed." "Got anything else?" "Mm-hmm." "The price of the deal:" "ten million." "I overheard Ortiz." "Problem is we got no line on the deal." "There's nothing on the street." "Meanwhile, Ortiz is shutting down his business to raise cash, we think, to pay Cordero." "Doesn't make sense." "I mean, why is he demanding ten million from Cordero?" "I don't know." "(couples moaning, beds rattling in distance)" "(sighs)" "(moaning, rattling continues)" "Course, this might not be the best place to concentrate on cracking the case." "Cal... where the hell is Bobby Ray Tucker?" "Shipped out yesterday afternoon." "Released?" "Who authorized that?" "It was weird, man." "Warden Stubbs handled it personally." "(door opens, shuts)" "(typing)" "(computer beeps, trills)" "(beeping)" "(typing)" "Son of a bitch!" "All right, let's hear it." "ORTIZ:" "We may want to use this guy Chuy; he's a doer." "Use Chuy for what?" "ARCHER:" "It's too soon after killing Sanchez." "There's too much heat." "ORTIZ:" "You do as I tell you." "ARCHER:" "All right, it's your risk." "BRIDGES:" "Harve, this is getting too hot." "Get Joe out of there now." "Evan, go over to Archer's place and pick him up." "You got it." "So, I'm getting Joe out of there?" "I'm gonna take a copy of this tape to DEA." "Your friend, Chuy Juarez-- his real name is Joey Dominquez." "He's a cop." "Chuy?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure." "I'll kill him for free." "No, no." "This could be a blessing." "A cop makes the world's best hostage." "We keep him alive until this is over." "You throw that rat in the hole." "¡Vamos!" "(lock buzzes)" "(prisoners shouting)" "I thought the warden's office was back that way." "Just keep moving." "PRISONER:" "What are you guys doing?" "!" "Okay, that's enough!" "(prisoners shouting)" "Get out of here!" "(lock buzzes)" "(keys jangle in lock)" "(door creaks)" "(door slams)" "Hey, Harvey." "What you doin' here?" "I came to save you." "Who's gonna save you?" "Harvey?" "Hiya, Joe." "We gotta get outta here." "No kidding." "One little problem." "This is a maximum security prison, remember?" "I'm claustrophobic, remember?" "Eh, don't worry, they'll come back." "They gotta come back to kill us." "That's comforting." "Actually, death might be a blessing." "It's better than going mad." "I'll get you some air." "(men shouting in distance)" "(lock buzzes)" "Hey, get back!" "Shh!" "(speaks Spanish)" "ARCHER:" "We got plenty of time." "Of course, that's it." "That's it." "The shipment of the decade ain't drugs, it's Cordero himself." "He's being sprung." "Ortiz and Archer set it up." "Ortiz is being sprung, too." "Right, that's why he's shutting down his whole operation." "He's going with Cordero." "He's going back to Columbia or Peru or wherever the hell he came from." "GUARD:" "You two!" "You stupid, Leo?" "They're all yours, Opperman." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight." "Move it out!" "All right, pick that up!" "The rest of you guys get busy." "(men shouting)" "Get those boxes!" "Give your boy them apples." "(truck engine starts)" "It's time to make that move." "Go down to solitary and take care of our two friends." "Do it." "We're on it." "Got it." "MAN:" "Just a minute!" "Come on!" "That's it!" "Let's go!" "...six, seven, eight." "All right, turn around." "Move it out." "Somebody want to let us out of here?" "Hey, we don't belong here!" "We're police officers!" "PRISONER:" "Yeah, I'll let you out!" "Right!" "Will you shut up?" "That's not an asset in here." "(sighs)" "See?" "Hey, what took you guys so...?" "Get up!" "Come on, move!" "(prisoners shouting in distance)" "Move it!" "Let's go." "(yells)" "Figured you needed help." "Larry, meet Harvey." "A pleasure." "If these guys come to, pop 'em again, okay?" "Lock this." "(tires squealing)" "Hey!" "Hey!" "(alarm bell ringing)" "Close 'em, close 'em!" "(tires squealing)" "Let's go!" "Move, move!" "Line up, line up!" "All right, don't move!" "Wait a minute." "Why'd they do that?" "If you have the head guard on your side, you don't need to bang out the front gate." "No, you go out the back door when no one's looking." "(alarm bell rings, siren blares)" "You keep your hands up." "(siren blaring)" "Open the gate." "Archer, what's up?" "Open the gate, man." "I can't, it's on automatic lockdown." "Open the damn gate!" "We're on lockdown!" "What're you doing?" "Open the gate, man!" "Now you push the override button." "DOMINGUEZ:" "All right, stop right there!" "That's good!" "Let him go!" "It's over!" "No, I don't think so." "This man's life is in your hands." "I can take him." "Time's up." "We're outta here." "Then take him." "Well?" "(groaning)" "Tony Sanchez was a good friend of mine, man." "And I want you to think about that all the way to the gas chamber." "And then remember, I'm the guy that put you there." "Come on, now, get the hell..." "DOMINGUEZ:" "Denise?" "Joe?" "We got him." "Thank you, Joe." "Um, Inger and I were talking and we thought that maybe if, uh, if, if the baby's a boy, we'd name him Tony... after Tony... if that's okay." "(TV playing) Whoa, what's this?" "A total disaster." "Where'd that come from?" "Bought it with the proceeds from the sale of my property." "Wow, must be a hell of a TV." "You traded a half acre of Larkspur Bay view for a TV set?" "Not the TV, Nash, what's on it." "Got a satellite hookup." "This is Del Mar, fifth race." "Wow, you bought 300-thou worth of racing tickets?" "I hope you win." "NICK:" "No, I bought a horse." "What?" "Number six-- Mr. Woody." "You bought a horse?" "What the hell do you know about horses?" "I know I always wanted one." "All this talk about leaving something behind made me realize that, uh, I didn't want to leave this planet with anything undone." "So, uh, this horse is going to live here in your room with us, I mean, what...?" "Don't be ridiculous." "Now I got him paddocked at Del Mar for the season." "We got room, board, trainer, the whole bit." "Well, um, how're we gonna pay for this?" "With the winnings, son." "ANNOUNCER:" "And away they go!" "Kitty Litter broke away very fast and Virginia Ham is showing good speed, too." "BOTH:" "Go, Mr. Woody." "Come on, Woody." "Come on, Mr. Woody." "Come on now!" "Go, Mr. Woody!" "Run, baby, run!" "Run, baby!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, Mr. Woody!" "(laughs)" "Run, Mr. Woody!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Then comes Birth of a Nation, and now Mr. Woody, starting to make up good ground." "And Mr. Woody is closing in quickly on..."

"CHUCK:" "Hi, I'm Chuck." "Here's what's been going on in my life lately." "SARAH:" "I'm a little worried about our cover." "I think it's time for us to make love." "I own a deli in the mall and I often think about meats and cheeses." "You do know we're Just spending the night together for cover, right?" "By now, I'd say I'm pretty familiar with the concept of faking it, so..." "You're interested in that Lou girl, aren't you?" "CHUCK:" "Sarah is my..." " Girlfriend." " Mm-hm." "You and me, our thing under the undercover thing is this ever going anywhere?" " No." " We need to break up." "You know, like fake break up our pretend relationship." "Hey!" "[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]" "WOMAN:" "Excuse me, can I get some help?" "MORGAN:" "Four, three, two, one." " Bingo." "WOMAN:" "Hey." "I'm sorry." "I'm on a break." "Great news, pal." "I am free this evening for a meal." "I'm thinking about surf and turf." "Half-meatball, half-tuna sub." "Then, boom!" ""Call of Duty 4:" "Modern Warfare."" " Oh." " Me and you." "Sniper." "On my back, watching me." "Oscar Delta." "I would love to, but I have plans tonight." "Don't sweat it, me too." "Slammed." " What are you and the lady doing?" " Uh, actually, the lady and I are no más." "It's over." "Ah, man, I knew this would happen." "I'm sorry." "Damn it!" "Women can be so cruel." "You know, as a matter of fact, I'm the one who did the breaking up." "She Just wasn't the right girl for me." "Right girl?" "Are you out of your mind?" "She's the hottest piece we're gonna get." "Listen, I didn't really see a future for Sarah and I, ultimately." "And so I didn't wanna waste any more time." "Beg for her back, Charles." "Go." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "What's going on in there?" "Uh, Just a little thing I call Operation Devastation." "LESTER:" "Explain." "MORGAN:" "Okay." "My boy is about to dump the wiener chick." " What?" "No way." " What?" "Don't lie, you liar." "MORGAN:" "I'm not lying." "All right, relax." "She wasn't the right girl." " What?" " Yeah." "[MORGAN LAUGHS]" "Right girl?" "What does that mean?" "[CHUCK SIGHS]" "Look, Chuck." "I've been thinking about our breakup, and I'm not so sure it's the best idea." "Miss me already, huh?" "Well, Just, you know, for the cover." "It makes things easier." "Then I guess your Job's gonna be a little bit harder." "Look, I'm sorry if you thought there was something between us." "It's very common in these situations to perceive a connection that isn't there." "Of course." "I get it." "It's the old story, you know." "Guy gets supercomputer in his brain beautiful CIA agent is sent to protect him." "Then she tells him under truth serum that she's not interested." "I get it." "But for me, the emotional rollercoaster is a little much." "So I think I'd rather find something a little less common like say, I don't know, a, uh..." "A real relationship." "Okay, Chuck, if that's what you want, then I'm gonna have to sell it." "[SOBBING]" "You okay?" "Sarah?" " Heart breaker." "LESTER:" "Dream maker." " Love taker." " Don't you miss the aroma, Chuck?" "Check this out." "Hey, buddy." "Heard about what happened." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine, Lester." " Thanks for asking." " No problem." "Now that you're done with Sarah, mind if I take a crack at her?" "Hey, swing away, champ." "You bet, brother." "Where you going?" "Don't run from me." "We need to talk about our emotions." "I'm sorry." "You're gonna have to weep without me." " I got a date." " What?" "Get out of here." "Already?" "Good for you, hot shot." " With who?" " Just someone I met." "She makes sandwiches." "Deli owner." "Okay, hold on a second." "A pro?" "MAN:" "Sixteen is up." "WOMAN:" "Yeah, right here." " Who ordered the capicola?" "WOMAN:" "Right here." "MAN 1:" "Seventeen." "MAN 2:" "Thank you." "Hi." "BECKMAN [ON COMPUTER]:" "I don 't like the idea of this breakup at all." " What the hell happened?" " She got dumped." "We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian." "It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me." " Because she got dumped." " Let me get this straight." "Some woman comes in and starts dating the asset and this doesn 't strike you as suspicious?" "It's not completely unfeasible." "He is a reasonably charming guy." "I've heard enough." "I wanna know everything about this woman before she gets too close." "Wait, wait, wait." "[PANTING]" "Wow, it's, uh..." "It's been a while since I've done that." "Ha, ha." "Me too." "I think I tweaked my neck." "Well, it, uh, wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the woman didn't leave injured in some way." "I don't usually do this on first dates but do you wanna come inside?" "Yeah." "I'm about to make you a very happy man." "[CHUCK MOANING]" "Oh, my God." "It's so good." "That is so amazing." "Wow." " Did you really like it?" " Oh." "Oh, like it?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I like it." "I love it." "L..." "What's wrong?" "You don't like it?" " It's the chopped liver, isn't it?" " Huh?" "What?" "What?" "No, no, I..." "No, it's amazing." "It's amazing." "You're..." "You're amazing." "What is, uh..." "What is that?" " What?" " The invite thing." "Oh, it's nothing." "Some invitation for a party at, uh, Club Ares." "Who's Stavros Demetrios?" "My ex, he owns the place." " Why?" "Do you know him?" " No, not really, no." "Good." "You don't want to." "He thought I was dating some guy and he trashed his car." " Threatened to kill him." "Ha." " Ha." "The last thing you want is that lunatic in your head." "[CHUCKLES]" "Stavros Demetrios." "A handsome playboy." "Owns and operates a number of L.A. Clubs." "I don't think he's handsome." "He's the son of Yari Demetrios, the shipping magnate." "What do you mean by playboy?" "What kind of intel do we have on that?" "What we have is information that a volatile package is coming to Los Angeles." "The cargo is time-sensitive, which knowing the Demetrios family ties to the Middle East could mean a weapon." "Chuck, we need you to get close to Stavros." "See if you flash on anything related to the shipment." "What?" "You want me to get close to my girlfriend's ex?" "How do you want me to do that?" "I don't wanna get her involved." "CASEY:" "Why don't you and your girlfriend hit Club Ares?" "I hear it's supposed to be all the rage." "[LESTER EXHALES]" " How's my breath?" " Like the ocean." "Aye, aye, captain." "Are you kidding me?" "Everybody in this place is scoring." "Chuck's onto his second lady." "What do we got?" "Nothing." "I don't know about you but I intend to make the most out of the seeds I've been planting." "What are you talking about?" "I'm gonna tag Anna." "Are you kidding?" "You make me sick." "I'd rather get with Morgan." " Hey, Larry." "What can I get for you?" " Lester." "I wanted to say I was sorry to hear about you and Chuck." "And if you needed someone to talk to, I'm here for you." "That's very sweet." "Thank you." "Wanna catch a movie?" "Grab a bite?" "You're asking me out a day after I broke up with your friend?" "[CHUCKLES]" "[WHISPERS] All's fair in love and war, Sarah." " You know what you seem like to me?" " Mm?" "A man who knows what he wants." "Sure, you know, we could go through all the motions." "Coffee, movie, dinner." "Or we could Just skip all of that nonsense and I could Just devour you right here." "Mm." "This should hold us." "It's..." "It's an interesting, uh, thought." "Let me think about that proposition." "L..." "Oh!" "Oops." "Your feet seemed to have slipped..." "Is that Jeff, uh, calling me?" "I will be right there, Jeff." "I'm Just gonna..." "What about that movie?" "Hey, Lou!" "Hi." "Hi." "Nice to see you again." "You know, he's a great guy." "Yeah, um, I've had the same opinion so far too." "It's not an opinion." "It's a fact." "Don't hurt him." "Okay." "Wasn't planning on it." "Thanks for the heads up, though." "Excuse me?" "Hi, do you know where I could find Chuck?" "Ah, the sandwich maker." " I have heard so much about you." " Thank you." "Ha." " And I must be...?" " The guy who works at the Buy More?" "Close." "Morgan Grimes?" "Chuck's best friend, soul mate." " He hasn't mentioned me?" " Sorry." "Probably means he doesn't think you're gonna be sticking around." " Ha, ha!" " Hey, here you are." " I'm glad you two finally met." " Yeah." " Hmm." "I brought you some lunch." " Oh, thank you." "Mm, I smell salami." "Black olive tapenade?" "Okay." "This might actually have a shot at working out." "[LAUGHING]" "Well, Morgan-approval." "That's very big." "I seem to be getting that from all angles today." " Just had a moment with your ex." " Did you?" "Yeah, she's, uh..." "She can be a little overprotective sometimes." "But speaking of exes, um I was thinking maybe we could go to that party thing at Ares tonight." "No." "You know what?" "Trust me, it's a bad plan." "Look, sooner or later he's gonna find out about me and I'd rather Just make the peace now." "Charming, handsome and brave." "That's a combination I'm not used to." "Yeah." "Ha, ha." "It's a little..." "Little new for me too." "[CHUCK SIGHS]" "We're only on our second date and already I'm lying to her." "Relax, it's dating in L.A. Everyone lies." "We're gonna be tapped into the club's surveillance." "All we need is audio." "This has an RK-7 mini-mike that works up to 20 feet." "I want you to keep it as close to Stavros as possible." "Are you kidding?" "Are you kidding me with this?" "I can't wear this." "This looks ridiculous." "The alternative is we Join you on your date." "Fine." " Earwig." " It never stops with you people, does it?" "Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?" "Oh, of course." "Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines her mother's communist affiliations?" "No, idiot." "It's so you can get laid." "CHUCK:" "I usually..." "I'm sorry, I get more respect at the door." "You know, I come here a lot." "Always here on Monday nights." "And then Tuesdays at Hyde." "I'm on the circuit." "You know, I do my thing." "Heh." " I can't hear a word that you're saying!" " Ha, ha." "What's that?" "LOU:" "I love this song." "Do you wanna dance?" "No, I normally, uh, require some social lubricant before entering a dance floor." "Hello, sweetheart." "LOU:" "Stavros." "Uh, this is Chuck." "Chuck, Stavros." " Hi." " Cool pin." "I'd wear mine but I left it in the '80s." " Ha-ha!" " It's Just..." "Yeah, I kept mine." "Nice to see you." "Whoa, whoa, where are you going?" " Let me buy your new friend a drink." " No, thanks." " Um..." "CASEY:" "Have the drink, Chuck." " Yeah, maybe..." "Maybe Just one." " Good, VIP on me." "Ha!" "Way to own the noobs, Morgan." "Use your deep impact perk." "Don't back-seat perk me." "I know when to use my perks." "I have to tell you I think you're one of the best "Call of Duty 4" players in the store." "Really?" "You know, I heard what you said to Jeff." "And I think that you should not fight it anymore." "Just sort of, um, succumb to your desire, you know, Just..." "Morgan, what are you doing?" " I thought you wanted me." " Because I said I prefer you to Jeff?" "I'd take Lester over Jeff." "Doesn't mean I'm into that loser." "But you'd take me over Lester, right?" "[SCOFFS]" "Listen, can you keep this between me and you, please?" "You know, don't tell anybody?" "[SPEAKS IN GREEK]" "Ah." "That's aged 10 years in oak." "Can you taste it, Jack?" "[COUGHS]" "Chuck." "And, uh, yes, I think I did taste it." "Although that also could've been a piece of my liver." "A piec..." "I love this guy." "He's a charmer." " Hey, you." " Hey." "Can I get you something?" "Can I get some more wine?" "Oh, don't do that, Jack." "You don't wanna get on her bad side." " Fiery Italian." " Stavros." "Think I'll tell him about the trip to Meccano where you threw a lamp at my head?" "I still have the scar." "I thought you said she threw it at your head?" "She did." "The scar is from the makeup sex." "She's a tiger." "Grr!" "CASEY:" "Get on with it, Chuck." " Um so Stavros, uh, you're in the club game." "Don't worry about it." " You seem nervous, relax." " Oh." "I'm not." "Ooh, you got a small neck, huh?" " Thank you very much." " Like a chicken." "He does have a small neck." "Maybe I should go in." "Same bit with you, huh?" " What's that supposed to mean?" " You need me to spell it out?" "All right." "You fall for the guys you work with." "First Bryce, now our boy Chuck." "Bryce was a mistake, and I haven't fallen for Chuck." "Hmm." "Yeah, whatever you say." "And Just so we're clear, sister:" "Not interested." "STAVROS:" "Have you ever snapped a chicken 's neck, Chuck?" " Can't say that I have." " It's much easier than you would think." " That's it, I'm going in." " Hey." "No." "Hey." "Walker!" "LOU:" "Chuck isn't that your ex-girlfriend?" "Yes, it is." "Yes." "Sorry." "Uh, she's having a hard time letting go." "It's happened to me before, a lot." "I better go talk to her." "I'll be right back." "I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Hey, what are you doing here?" "I wanted to make sure you're okay." "I'm on a..." "I'm on a date, okay?" "It's Just..." "You're ruining it right now." "I'm fine!" "I'm fine!" " Just..." "Just go." " Okay, fine." "But your girlfriend is leaving." "CHUCK:" "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Hey, where are you going?" "You've spent the entire night either with my ex or yours." "This date is over, okay?" "I'm out of here." " Lou, wait." "LOU:" "Excuse me." "No, no." "Lou." "Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go." "Excuse me." "Casey." "Casey, Stavros' father, Yari, Just walked in." "He's heading towards his son." "Get the mike closer." "I need to hear what they're saying." "Chuck, get over there." "Now." "Damn it, Chuck." "What are you waiting for?" "Okay." "Excuse me." "I beg your pardon." "I'm so sorry." "Excuse me." "I literally was Just in there." "Like, two seconds ago." "Okay, Chuck, this is it." "Get the mike closer." "Okay, you know what?" "I probably..." "I was over there, so I'm gonna..." "Thank you." "Four o'clock." "Tomorrow afternoon." "San Pedro." "The package is time-sensitive, so if it expires we are all dead." "Gotcha." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Lou, wait!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "Great." "Great." "SARAH:" "Nice work, Chuck." "We know when and where the package is coming." "Mission accomplished." "How was the date?" "Is it me or does our government never want me to have sex again?" "Charles Bartowski, second message." "Look, I totally screwed up." "I'm more than comfortable blaming it on the alcohol or global warming or my obscure allergy to neon." "But, hey, hopefully, I'll talk to you soon." "Okay, thanks." "Bye-bye." "Damn it." "You made me gave her a "bye-bye."" "What?" "She won't talk to you?" "Want us to cut her power?" " Smoke her out?" " Wow." "That's very romantic." "Why don't you Just club her over the head and drag her out by her foot?" " I'll handle this one without the NSA." " You did a good Job." "We're going to the docks to intercept the package." "You need me to go?" "Yeah, you know, if crap hits the fan, we could use you, chicken-neck." "MORGAN:" "Chuck." "Chuck." " What'd you hear about last night?" " I don't know what you're talking about." "I made a move on Anna, and she shot me down, so I..." "What, Anna?" "Really?" "I didn't know you liked Anna." "What's like got to do with it?" "You have a girl, I should have a girl." "Uh, occasionally, on planet Earth men will consider their feelings for a woman before Jumping atop them." "Yeah, she's kind of cute in a freaky, little tiger-ish kind of way, you know?" "That's not my problem, dude." "What if she tells everyone?" "I was starting to get some cred here." "Anna is very cool." "I'm sure that your rep is very secure, ese." "[ANNA LAUGHING]" "No, they're talking about me." "You see this?" "I'm ruined, dude." "Okay, you got me." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Yeah, fun time at my expense." "Look, I tried to kiss Anna." "She dissed me, all right?" "I feel like a fool." "Are you happy now?" "Morgan, we were laughing about Chuck getting dumped by the deli girl after he dumped the wiener girl." "Kind of poetic?" "You tried to kiss Anna?" " Why?" " Dude, how could you?" "I got dibs on Anna." "I'm right here, you disgusting pig." "I realize that this is dangerously close to bordering on stalker status, but, uh..." "Look, I don't really care about that." "Oh, look, maybe you're calling me right now." "I don't know." "Maybe I should hang up and Just give you the chance to..." "Okay, okay." "Um, so you know, if you get a sec, you can call me back." "Okay, bye-bye." "Won't call you back?" "I, uh..." "Yeah, I think her voicemail's broken." "It's very, very common." "I wanted to apologize for last night." "I suppose I Jumped the gun a little and I didn't mean to interfere with your date." "Not sure it qualifies as a date when you're bugged with CIA microphones and infiltrating an arms importer, but, hey, I'm new at this." "Well, it's hard to have a real relationship in this line of work." "Apparently it's hard to have a fake one as well." "Well, if it's any consolation I never felt like our time together was work." "Oh, uh, gerber daisies." "Lou's favorite." " How do you know that?" " CIA." "I had them check flower deliveries to her addresses from the last five years." "Good tip." "CHUCK:" "Excuse me." "I'm so sorry." "Excuse me." "I beg your pardon." "I'm so sorry." "Wait." "Lou can I talk to you?" "Just one second." "LOU:" "I'm busy." " Who had the parm and proscuitto?" " Me." "There you go." " Twenty-seven!" " Yo, yo right here." "You wanna talk?" "Get a number like everybody else." "MAN:" "Who's got 28?" "Twenty-eight." "Twenty-eight." "Who's holding 29?" "Twenty-nine." " Right here." "MAN:" "Twenty-nine!" " Federal agent!" "Down on the ground." "SARAH:" "Don't move." "AGENT:" "Get the bomb squad in here." "Let's go!" "MAN:" "Number 43." "WOMAN:" "Right here." "MAN:" "What do you want?" "Forty-four." "Who's holding 44?" " Forty-four." " I have 44." "Yes, yes, yes." "Please, I'd like to speak to Lou, please." "Buddy, it looks like you're gonna have to take another number." " Forty five." "Who's got 45?" " Right here." "MAN:" "Forty-seven up." "[SIGHS]" "You sure that's a good idea?" "Yeah, why not?" "Bomb in there, we're all gonna go." "Might as well enjoy a last smoke." "It's all clear." "Agent Casey, you better take a look at this." "What the hell?" "SARAH:" "Someone knew we were coming." "[BELL RINGS]" "Ninety-six?" "Anybody got 96?" "I Just wanted to apologize about last night and explain..." "I'm working." "You want a sandwich?" " Yeah, I'll take a sandwich." " Great." "What will you have?" " You carry wheat bread?" " We do." "Why don't you grab a couple slices of that?" "Now toss them and grab the seedless rye." "And while you're at it, grab some pastrami." "End cut, none of that lean crap." "A man with high cholesterol." "Sexy." " Is that it?" " Oh, I'm Just getting warmed up." " Coleslaw." " On the side?" " On the top, lather it on." "LOU:" "Swiss?" " Munster." " Is that it?" "After you shut it down and grill it." "This is a hot sandwich, sweetheart." "In the Reuben family." "These are for you." "They were alive at one point." "[LAUGHS]" "Gerber daisies, they're my favorite." "I'm sorry if I acted like a Jerk last night." "I was really nervous." "Shut up, Chuck." "He had me at pastrami." "Who are these people?" "How did they find out about the shipment?" "I've no idea." "If anything goes wrong with this shipment, we are dead." "[SPEAKING IN GREEK]" "These people will kill us." "What is coming in that is so important?" "I don't know!" "And I don't wanna know." "Our Job is to make the delivery, not ask questions." "Now, you find out who this belongs to and bring him to me." "Morning, handsome." "Nice work last night." "CASEY:" "Hey, lover boy." " Aah!" "Hasn't that mirror suffered enough already?" "I am in the bathroom, okay?" "Is there nothing sacred to you people?" "Just the right to bear arms." "You two look terrible." "Well, we were up all night explaining to our bosses why we raided a cargo freighter filled with air and a surveillance camera." "The tip you gave us was compromised." " Someone set us up." " I think it was your sandwich maker." "Are you kidding me?" "Lou?" "Please, come on." "You guys don't want me to date for national security reasons, fine." "But I think this is pathetic." "And quite frankly, beneath you, Sarah." "This was taken at the docks after your date." "I'm sure she has a perfectly reasonable explanation for this." "Good." "Can't wait to hear it." "Keep it." "We have plenty more." "[DOOR OPENS]" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Everyone is talking about you trying to hook up with Anna." "The guys at the Sbarro even named a pizza after you." "No sauce, no toppings." "Nothing but pure cheese." "It's called "The Loser."" "Mm, let's grab a slice." "I'm ruined." "CASEY:" "Chuck, our intel says Lou should be meeting Stavros behind the club." "CHUCK:" "You guys are being paranoid." "There's no way Lou's showing up here." "Now you're miked." "Great." "Great." "Thanks a lot." "And what will the sandwich police be doing on this stakeout?" "Here we go." "We got company." "Oh, my." "CASEY:" "Believe us now?" " No." "As a matter of fact, I don't." " Hey, Chuck, wait." " No, damn it." "I'm going after him." " They have us on tape." "They recognize either one of us, we blow the whole operation." "LOU:" "Thank you, Stavros." "STAVROS:" "Oh, my pleasure." "So your friend, Chuck, where did you meet him?" "He works at the Buy More across from the deli." "I took my phone in to get fixed." " Why?" " Nothing." "He Just seems like a great guy." "I'll be back with the rest." "Well, hello, Lou." "If that is in fact your real name." "Chuck, what are you doing here?" " What are you doing here?" " None of your business." "Were you following me?" " Have you been spying on me?" " Hold on." "Don't try and turn this around on me." "I'm not the one smuggling, you know..." "What is this?" "What is this?" "Illegal things when my boyfriend..." "Is that...?" "What is that?" "Portuguese cured soprasetta." "What'd you think was gonna be in there?" "I, uh, didn't quite know." "I Just saw you with Stavros and I suspected the worst." "Right." "Well, congratulations, your suspicions have been confirmed." " I'm a smuggler." "Ooh." " Shh." "You should keep that down." "Someone will hear you." "LOU:" "I know it's illegal." "There's no additives or preservatives in it." "It takes 10 days to clear customs and by then, it's gone bad." "Okay?" "Don't get me started on that FDA crap." "[RADIO TRANSMISSION BREAKING UP]" " I can't hear." "I'm going in." " No, give him a minute." " Can't go in every time he breaks a nail." " Just cover the front." "I'm sorry, Lou." "I made a really big mistake." "Looks like I did too." " Hey, what happened?" " I blew it." " Again." "STAVROS:" "Yes, you did, Chuck." "You most definitely blew it." "Why did you come in?" "I had the situation under control." "Yeah, I can see that." "[STATIC BUZZING ON RADIO]" "Damn it." "So I assume you have a plan to get us out?" "Right now Casey's tracking your GPS device in your watch." "A SWAT team will be here any minute." "Yeah." "About the watch..." "Idiot." "Lou was incriminating herself." "I didn't want her in trouble." "Always the romantic, huh?" " Jealous?" " It was foolish." "Do you think the CIA is interested in a deli-meat smuggler?" "Well, excuse me if I'm not Mr. Perfect Spy." "We can't all be Bryce Larkin, now can we?" " Oh, who's Jealous now?" " Jealous of you and Bryce?" "Never." " Said everything?" " More or less." "Good." "Now shut up." "You're sucking up all the air." "[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]" "Sorry I Jammed my tongue down your throat." "No worries, Morgan." "Look at the Ione wolf." "The wolf does it right." "You know, Just Jumps around from mate to mate." "Never settles down." "This way, he never gets hurt." "Maybe, but Ione wolves are also lonely." "Food and Drug Administration." "How can I help you?" "We know about the illegal meats you've been importing, miss." "FDA's been running a task force against the Demetrios family." "You're going down for 10 to 20 in a federal pen." " For salami?" " For guns." " Guns?" " Demetrios family's been shipping guns which means, we can nail you for aiding and abetting terrorists." "Or you can help us." "Uh, what would I have to do?" "Give me the dock number where you're receiving your shipments from Stavros." "[SIGHS]" "Dock 14B, the northwest pier." "Thanks." "By the way, miss." "Your pastrami's delicious." "Time is of the essence, so I will cut to the chase." "We've a very important delivery that's about to be picked up." "We need to know who else knows about it." " Okay, I'll talk!" " No, Chuck." "We..." "We know all about the imported salami." "And..." "And we're cool with it, man." "The real crime is that it's illegal to begin with." "Honestly." " There's no need for torture, Yari." " Ha, ha." "Mr. Bartowski, I'm not gonna torture you." "Great." "Great, we're on the same page." " I'm gonna torture her." "CHUCK:" "No." "No, no." "We're not on the same page anymore." "Not even the same chapter." "No, no." "Please don't." "You killed a whole family outside of Garava." "You stole their heirlooms." "You sold them except for that watch." "How you know that?" "Your name is Vladimir Snell." "Last year you were paid $40,000 to kill a man named Leo Koloff." "You told me we were paid 20." "He's lying." "He'll say anything to get out." "He knows about everyone." "He knows everything." "And you owe me money." "Well, that settles that." "So if you will kindly tell me who else knows about our shipment." "MAN:" "The package is here." "Berth 19." "We got five minutes until it expires, sir." "All right." "Let's go." "We'll Just have to kill them." "There's a weapon in the shipment." "Some kind of chemical bomb." "We have to get to it before it blows." "[YELLS]" "I'll hold the fort." "You go get the bomb, go!" "The bomb's at Berth 19." "Chuck, I want you to get far away from here." " I'm coming with you." " You're not going near a live bomb." "Do you know how to defuse a bomb?" "Do you have an Intersect in your head?" "Hey, Chuck!" "Wait!" "Dad, up the stairs." "Go!" "[GUN CLICKING]" "Go, Dad." "Go." "[GRUNTS]" "Hey!" "It's over, Yari, drop the weapon." "Okay, you got me." "It's Tommy." "We have a problem." "The package has been intercepted." "We're gonna have to clean things up." "Here, help me out." "[CHUCK GRUNTS]" "Okay." "Okay, Intersect." "Flash." "Show me how to do this." " Did you flash?" " No, nothing." "Come on, come on, come on, baby." "Don't fail me now." "That's enough." "Run, I'll stay to defuse it." " No, I'm not leaving you here." " Go." "That is an order." "No." " I said go." " Oh, I see." "You're gonna shoot me to prevent me being blown up?" " Great plan." " Why are you so stubborn?" "I consider this a moment of courage." "Don't know where it's coming from." " You Just bring out the worst in me." " And you in me." "[BOMB BEEPING]" "It was nice knowing you." "Well, the good news is we're alive." "And the bad news is that this is kind of an uncomfortable moment right now." "It's completely comfortable on my end." "Just saying." "Hey." "Look, I know that you are so sick of hearing this but I am really sorry if I've acted like a Jerk." "Chuck, I know who you really work for." "That you're an undercover agent." "How do you...?" "Casey from the Food and Drug Administration came to see me explained that you were an informant." "Right." "My cover has been blown." "I'm an agent for the FDA." "Can I ask you a question?" "This whole time, did you ever really like me?" " Honestly?" " Yeah." "Let's try that for the first time since we met." "Ha." "Lou, you are everything that I'm looking for." "I Just can't look right now." "Well, thank you for being honest." "The next time my phone breaks, I'm going to Large Mart." " Oh, that..." "That hurts." " Ha." " And the next time you're hungry..." " No, no." "Take it to the Wienerlicious." "I'm really gonna miss the Chuck Bartowski." "So am I." "Hey, Lou." "Yeah?" " I'm sorry." " Don't be." "Secret agent or not that was the best kiss I've had in a long time." "Hey, Morgan." "Can I borrow a pen?" "LESTER:" "He is so whipped." " Pathetic." "LESTER:" "Ridiculous." "Whipped?" "Oh, yeah." "I got a girlfriend now, Chuck." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Anna?" "She couldn't resist my animal magnetism." "I almost feel bad for the kid." "She never stood a chance, you know?" "Anyway..." "Hey!" "You and Lou, this Friday, we'll double date." " Lou and I broke up." " What?" "You're a free man?" "[OVER PA] Anna." "Hey, listen, it's, uh..." "It's Morgan." "It's over." "We had a good run, but the Ione wolf has to run free." "Okay?" "Chuck and Morgan Train is on..." "Chuga-chug... ." "Track." "Ha, ha." "Yeah, not really though because I'm gonna get back together with Sarah, I think." "You couldn't say this 10 seconds ago, huh?" "[OVER PA] Anna?" "Honey?" "Sweetie?" "Gotta go." "[MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY]" "Whoever shot Yari was here to pick up this package." "Someone who didn't want Yari to talk." "It's all clear." "Looks mean, but it's non-lethal." "That timer wasn't a fuse, it was measuring an oxygen supply." "AGENT:" "Captain?" "[LINE RINGING]" "AGENT:" "Captain?" "Decoding completed." "All systems stable..." "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "SARAH [ON RECORDING]:" "This is Sarah." "Please leave a message." "Hi, it's Chuck." "Of course it's me." "It's me." "It's Chuck." "Look, I was Just wondering if you wanna go out on a date tonight." "And by date, I mean no GPS, and no mikes and no chaperones." "It would Just be us." "Oh, my God." "Bryce." "Didn't I kill him?" "[GASPS]" "CHUCK:" "I'm thinking maybe we could hit up Sbarro." "They Just named a new pizza after Morgan, and, uh you know, I kind of wanted to support him." "So..." "Okay." "Bye." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"

"Previously on Lost:" "We think you're special." "We want you to lead a team of highly trained people." " How was the interview?" " Why would I want to go to Portland" " for research that doesn't even work?" " Because it does work." "I'm pregnant." "My whole life, all I ever wanted was to have a baby and now because of you I can!" "I know you don't care, but the people I spent the last three years of my life with just left me." " You OK?" " Yeah." " She's not coming with us." " Yes, she is." " Why?" " Because they left her behind, too." "It's getting late." "This is a good a place to make camp." " I'll get some firewood." " I'll go with you." "Do you want to talk about it?" "Talk about what?" "About the week you spent over there with them." "Well, after you left, I'd made a deal with them." "If I took care of Ben, that they'd let me off the island." "So I just kept my head down, did what I was supposed to, and I didn't ask any questions." "And that's it?" "That's it." "OK, let's have it." "I want to know what you people are doing on this island, why you're terrorizing us, making lists, kidnapping children." "I want to know everything." "But the first thing I'd like to know is, who are you?" "Hi." "I'm Juliet Burke, I'm with Mittelos Bioscience." " I'll let Mr. Alpert know you're here." " Thank you." "Well." "They're taking this corporate secrecy thing a little too seriously." "I'm never gonna fit in with these people." "Dr. Burke, if you pop the trunk, I'll get your bags." "Thank you." "You managed to find us?" "I didn't know they had an airport here." "It surprises everyone." "Hi, you must be Rachel." " Richard Alpert." " Nice to meet you." "Thanks for letting us borrow your sister for a few months." "Promise you'll bring her back in one piece." "We'll do our best." "So listen, it's a security thing." "We have to take you in the rest of the way." "Whenever you're ready we'll be waiting over here." "Please take your time." " Pleasure to meet you." " Thanks." "Thank you." " It's better this way." " Is this a mistake?" "What if you get sick again?" "I won't." "Cancer's gone, and I'm 100 percent preggers, thanks to you." " I'll be back..." " Yes, I know." "...before you give birth." "I promise." " I know." "Don't worry about us." "OK?" "OK." "You've spent your whole life working to get here." "So, don't blow it." " I love you." " I love you." " OK." " Go make us proud." "Ma'am." "Bye." "Who are you?" "If I told you who I was, if I told you everything that I know, you'd kill me." "What do you think I'll do if you don't?" "Leave her alone." "Sooner or later, she'll answer my questions." "She'll answer your questions when she's ready." "And you'll wait until she is." "She's under my protection." "Claire?" "Claire!" "Claire?" "What is it?" "Oh, it's OK." "Yeah, it's OK." "OK." "It's OK." "Claire?" "Hey." "Claire?" "You OK?" "Charlie?" " What's going on?" " Didn't you hear Aaron?" " Is he OK?" " No, he's OK, he's OK." " Are you all right?" " Yeah, I just... just feel a little bit off." "I didn't sleep well." "I can't believe I didn't hear him crying." "Maybe you're coming down with something." "Why don't you let me take Aaron and you get some more rest?" " Yeah, do you mind?" " Absolutely." "Hey." "I won't sleep long." "I guess it's no use asking them to wait up." "They'll come around." "Just give them some time." "My people kept Sayid chained to a swing set for three days." "I dragged Kate into the jungle, handcuffed myself to her, and lied." "How much time do you think they need?" "We'll be to our beach in a couple hours." "They'll probably be over it by then." " You nervous?" " Hell, yes." "I know that six months sounds like an eternity, but you'll be amazed at how time flies once you're there." "I can't wait to find out where "there" is." "Dr. Burke, wanna have a seat?" "I'd like to take some of your vitals." " If that's OK with you?" " Yeah." "Sure." "Everyone at the company is really excited about you coming down, Dr. Burke." "And I think your research is really going to have a major impact on us." " What is that?" " That is orange juice with a considerable amount of tranquilizer mixed in." " You want me to drink it?" " Yes." "You'll want to be asleep for the trip." "It can be kind of intense." "OK." "I was fine with signing all of your paperwork, fine with agreeing to not talk to anyone in my life for six months, fine with the fact that no one has ever heard of Mittelos Bioscience." " Why were you fine?" " What?" "Why were you fine with those things?" "It's quite a leap for a job opportunity." "And we're not paying you that much." "I think you're fine because, deep down, a part of you knows that the place we're taking you to is special." "Special?" "Let me ask you something, Juliet." "You took a woman, your own sister, whose reproductive system was ravaged by chemotherapy, who was sterile, and you made her pregnant." "You created life where life wasn't supposed to be." "That's a gift, Juliet." "You have a gift." "Don't you feel you're meant to do something significant with it?" "Where we're going, you can do just that." " Where exactly are we going?" " I can't tell you that." "But what I can tell you is that you'll see things there that you never imagined." "No one is forcing you to do anything." "If you change your mind, we're happy to take you back to..." "You probably shouldn't have drunk that so fast." "Good morning." "No, no, it's OK." "You'll be hoarse for a few hours, but it gets better." "Sorry I had to strap you in, but the last leg is always a little bumpy." "Watch your head." "Gimme your hand." " We're here." " Here, where?" "Hello, Dr. Burke." "My name is Benjamin Linus." "I'm really looking forward to working with you." "Watch your step here." "Hey, that's too much water." "It's gonna be all soggy." "It's oatmeal, dude." "It's supposed to be soggy." "Well, if it ain't Three Men and a Baby." "I counted Hugo twice." "What?" "Come on, I used your name." "Hey." "Does anybody know where there's any aspirin?" " Claire, you don't look so good." " What are you doing up?" " You're meant to be in bed." " Yeah." "No, I know." "I just..." "My head's pounding, I..." "I got you covered." "Two aspirin, comin' right up." "Thank you." "Son of a bitch." "Jack." "It's Jack!" "Hey..." "Hey, man." "How are you?" "Sayid." "Oh!" "Hurley." " Doc." " How are you?" "All right." "What the hell is she doing here?" "Hey." "Hey." "So you're, like, one of them?" "I'm Juliet." "I don't remember you from the dock, where you put bags on our heads, after you shocked us." "I had the day off." " So, I hear you're a doctor." " I'm really more of a researcher." "They send you over to keep an eye on me?" "OK." "The last one of you guys that came over here, Ethan..." "He kidnapped Claire and Charlie got upset." "We buried him over there." "She's gone, Juliet." "She's dead." "Hey, it's OK." "You tried." "Why don't you go ahead and take off." "I'll talk to Ben." "It was Sabine's choice to get pregnant." "She knew she was taking a risk." "I think it happens at conception." "If that's the case, there's nothing I can do about it here." " I'm not sure I understand." " The only way to see if I'm right is take a woman off the island, back to Miami..." "No." "You're not taking anybody off the island." "In that case, there's nothing more I can do." "I know you've put a lot of faith in me, Ben, and I'm sorry I couldn't help you." "My sister's giving birth in three months, and I haven't even been able to call her." "It's time for me to go home." "Your sister won't be giving birth in three months, Juliet." "She'll be dead before then." "Her cancer's back." " Where did you get this?" " Mikhail." "I should have told you sooner." "I didn't see what good it would do." ""What good it would do"?" "I could have gone home, been with her!" "You still can." "You can go home, Juliet." "Be with her in her final days." "Or you can stay here and help me with our problem." "Why would I stay?" "If you do, I will cure your sister's cancer." " I'm supposed to take that on faith?" " You've been here six months." "You've done work-ups on all of us." "Have you seen a trace of cancer?" "That's here!" "You won't let me bring my sister here..." "Jacob said he would take care of it himself." "Unless, of course, you don't have faith in him." "Every woman on this island needs you." "If you choose to stay, I promise you, we will save Rachel's life." " Trust her?" "She's one of them." " Not anymore." "They left her behind." " Where'd they go?" " I told you, I don't know." " Maybe we better ask her." " She doesn't know." "Here's a wacky idea." "Let's sic our resident Iraqi on her, let him do what he does, then see." " No, I don't do that anymore." " Ain't that convenient?" "But I don't trust her, Jack." "If she's innocent, why won't she answer our questions?" " Give her some time." "She's afraid." " How much time?" "The fact that I trust her should be enough." "It's not." " Where did Locke go?" " He went with them." "After he destroyed the sub that was gonna take me off this island." " What?" "They were gonna let you go?" " Yeah." "Said who?" " Ben." " Ben?" " Whose life you saved." " Sawyer." "Lay off." " Should have let the bastard die." " He did it for us." " Sounds like he did it for him." " James." " Something you want to ask me?" " Yeah." "Why you're fighting every one of us and sticking up for one of them." "I spent every moment over there trying to find a way off this island." "I was trying to help all of us!" " Trying to get us rescued." " Claire?" "Jack!" "Something's wrong with Claire!" " Oh, my gosh." " Is she OK?" "All right, all right, put her head back." " OK." "OK." " Let's get her up." " Claire?" " How long has she been like this?" "She started feeling bad this morning." "Before we got back was she showing any symptoms?" " She was fine!" " What about water?" " Has she been drinking enough water?" " I think so." "Keep that head up." "What happened to her?" "He said, "What do you care?"" "Kate!" "I need your help." " I need you to go and get Jack." " Well, he's busy right now." " Please, I have to talk to him." " You wanna tell me why you need Jack?" "Because I think I know what's wrong with Claire." "Why?" "Because I did it to her." "That giving' you a bad feeling in your stomach?" "Yeah, me too." "Claire's immune system is turning on her, a reaction to medication." " Medication?" " It was designed to keep her alive" " during the late stages of pregnancy." " Designed by who?" "By me." "For some reason, the women here can't have babies." "The mother's body turns on the pregnancy, treats it as a foreign invader." "I saw it happen over and over." "Every pregnant woman on this island died." "That is, every pregnant woman until Claire." "What did you do to her?" "One of our people infiltrated your camp and began taking blood samples, right after your plane crashed." "Ethan." "Though Claire didn't conceive on this island, her symptoms were consistent with previous mothers," " so we tried to save her life." " By kidnapping her?" "No!" "That wasn't supposed to happen." "She was our control case." "I had developed a serum that I thought would reverse what was happening to her." "Ethan was administering the injections." "But then you found out that he wasn't on the plane." "The census." "I interviewed everyone." "One of them isn't in the manifest." "He wasn't on the plane." "So, he improvised." "Hello, there." "He kidnapped her on his own." "That was never the plan." "Look, I know how this sounds, but without those injections, Claire would have died." "Without the serum, she's going into a form of withdrawal, and if I don't treat her quickly, her immune system could shut down entirely." "Jack, I can fix this." "I just need the serum." "Ethan kept medical supplies near the caves where you used to live." "If I go right now, I can be back before it's too late." "Do it." "Get moving." "Where are you?" "In bed, with you." "Then where were you?" "I was just realizing that tomorrow I will have been on this island for three years." "Well then I better bake a cake." "Stay here." "What've you got there?" "Karl developed some X-rays for me." "What's wrong?" "Morning, Juliet." " Hi." " Can I come in?" "Of course." "I was just finishing Carrie." "I don't know why you picked it, but is it depressing." "You have a tumour." " What?" " When you told me about your back pain," "I said I would take X-rays to see if it was a small fracture or a herniated disc." "But that's not your problem." "Your problem is a large tumour surrounding your L-4 vertebra." "You're surprised." "You just told me I have cancer." "Of course I'm surprised." "No, I told you that you had a tumour." " Why are you scared?" " I'm not scared." "Why are you scared, Ben?" "You said no one on this island ever had cancer!" " You told me." " I know what I told you." "You told me you could fix it." "You said that you cured my sister." " You lied to me." " I did not lie to you." "If you can cure cancer, Ben, then why do you have it?" "I don't know." "I want to talk to her." "I want to talk to Rachel!" " I want to talk to her, now!" " That's not going to happen, Juliet." "I promise you that Rachel is fine." " You never cured her!" " I did!" " You're a liar!" " No, Juliet!" " You lied to me!" " I told you the truth!" "I gave you my word." "Ben..." "I want to go home." "I want to go home, Ben." "Please." "Can't you please just let me go home?" "No." "Step away from the case." " Listen to me, Sayid..." " Step back." "It's full of medical supplies." "They're for Claire." " Jack knows about it." " Jack ain't here right now." "I'm telling you the truth." "You said earlier if you told me everything you knew, I'd kill you." "I'm gonna test the validity of that statement." "He means "talk"." " We don't have time for this." " We cleared our schedules." "We got all the time in the world." "You know it's interesting... that you two are now the camp's moral police." "I'm curious, Sayid, how long was it before you told everyone on that beach exactly how many people you've tortured in your life?" "Do they know about Basra?" "And I'm sure the first thing you did when you got here, James, was to gather everyone in a circle and tell them about the man you shot the night before you got on the plane." "So why don't we just skip the part where you two pretend to be righteous?" "I'm taking that medication back to Claire, and you're gonna let me." "Because if she doesn't get it, she's gonna die." "And the last thing that either of you need right now is more blood on your hands." "Goodwin, Ethan, there may actually be survivors." "You're one of them, a passenger, you're in shock." "Listen, learn, don't get involved." "I want lists in three days." "Go." "So I guess I'm out of the book club." "Juliet." "Juliet!" "I was looking for you this morning." " You and I need to talk." " Now?" "We have some time." "It's important." "Take a walk with me." "Mikhail?" "We're here." " He never has his walkie on." " What are we doing here?" "There's something I need to show you." "Mikhail?" "It's Ben." "I'm here with Juliet." "We're approaching the house." " Don't shoot us." " Well, hurry up then." "Did you see it?" "A plane fell out of the sky, Mikhail." "Of course we saw it." " What do you have so far?" " Oceanic Flight 815." "Left Sydney, Australia, headed for Los Angeles." "324 people on board, including the flight crew." "I want detailed files on every single passenger." "Already working on it." "Can we uplink to Richard in Acadia Park, please?" "Yesterday you called me a liar." "I was hurt by that." "Hello, Richard, can you hear me?" "Notice today's date." "This is live." "OK, Richard." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "A little over two years ago, to everyone's surprise," "Rachel's cancer went into complete remission." "Shortly after, she gave birth to a healthy baby boy." "His name is Julian." "OK, thank you, Richard." "You'll want to get back here as soon as you can." "We may have some new visitors." "Oh, God!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I'm not a liar, Juliet." " I want to go home." " That's not our agreement." " You stay until your work is finished." " It's impossible." " The mothers keep dying!" " Then we'll find more mothers." "Who knows, maybe there's even one on that plane." "Wait." "What are you doing?" " She's not touching Claire!" " She can help her." "Says who, her?" "How can you even trust her?" "I do trust her." "Do you trust me?" "Do you trust me?" "Yeah." "Just give us a couple minutes here, OK?" " How long before this takes effect?" " We should see results in a few hours." "Juliet." "If this doesn't work, if something happens to her I'm not gonna be able to protect you anymore." "You'll be on your own." "I'm already on my own, Jack." "What happened?" "I've got a tarp, a couple of blankets, airline pillows..." "It's not much, but it'll get you started." "Claire's awake." "There's a lean-to that we've been using for shade, and everyone says that it would be all right if you set up camp there, for now." "Thank you." "They're good people." "And they're willing to give you the benefit of the doubt." "But eventually, they're gonna need some answers." "Why don't you?" "You keep talking about them." "Why don't I ever have to explain myself to you?" "You were there." "You were standing right next to me when that submarine exploded." "And in that moment, I saw it in your eyes." "You want to get off this island more than anything else in the world." "That makes you one of us." " Let's go over it again." " I know what to do." "Let's go over it again, just to be sure." "I drag Austen out into the jungle, handcuff myself to her then tell her I was gassed just like she was." " And if she catches you in the lie?" " I'll admit to it." "Tell her it was the only way to earn her trust." "Good." "What then?" "Then they'll take me back to the beach." "I know you want me to go there, but after everything we've done to them, it's going to be a problem." "We've activated the implant in Claire." "She should be symptomatic within the next 48 hours." "By the time you get to camp, you'll have a nice big crisis to solve." " I'll need supplies." " Pryce is already on his way." "He'll hide the case at Ethan's old drop point." "Tell Jack that you can save her." "He trusts you." "Are you all right?" "I'm fine." "See you in a week."

"Previously, on Continuum..." "Alec and I are in the process of forging a business alliance." "You can't game someone's life like this." " Jason's a little skittish..." " Is that him?" "You are connected to these terrorists." "Until you get truthful with me, we're going to be spending a lot of time together." "Carlos radioed in, they were ambushed." "How the hell did Liber8 get wind of this?" "Do you think we have someone inside feeding intel to Liber8?" "Well, I wouldn't rule it out." "Have you seen Sam?" "What're you doing out here, Sam?" "Your birthday party is inside." "I wish he was here." "I know you do, he wishes he was here too." "Sometimes Dad just has to work late." " Is Daddy mad at me?" " Sweetheart, no." "Why would he be mad at you?" "He wanted to be here, he just couldn't make it back in time." "The good news is you get to see him tomorrow." "We do this all over again, and it'll be like having two birthdays." "What about..." "an early birthday gift?" "This one's from Dad." "It's wrapped so well, if you're not gonna open it, you know I'm pretty curious... so, might just have to peek in there myself." "Cool!" "Can I go play for a bit?" "I'll call you when it's time for cake." " Look at what I got!" " What is it?" " The Colonials versus the Rebels." " Battle of Georgia Straight!" "Great, that's awsome!" "Look what we have!" "2077, my time, my city, my family." "When terrorists killed thousands of innocents, they were condemned to die." "They had other plans." "A time travel device sent us all back 65 years." "I want to get home." "But I can't be sure what I'll return to if history is changed." "Their plan to corrupt and control the present in order to win the future." "What they didn't plan on was me!" "S02 Ep 05" " Second Opinion " "Where are you, Mr. Escher?" "That didn't take long!" "Alec, I need your help." "I can't deal with this primitive database." "Did you find anything?" "No Escher anywhere." "I looked into Pyron, privately held so there's no annual reports and very little promotional material." "If Escher is running it, he's like the Great Oz, hands on lever, all curtain..." "In 2077, Pyron is one of the top 20 corporations." "They have a seat at the congress, and Escher got them there." "Well, in 2013 they might as well be Sadtech." "Just an idea." " Please keep working on this." " Yeah, I will." "Is everything okay?" "You seem a little edgy." "It's..." "Sam's birthday today, I'm just not..." "I have to go." " So what've you got?" " A colossal headache." "Travis and Garza allied, Liber8 splintered, and both groups appealing to completely different constituencies." "Maybe we send this guy in after them." "I know we could get more on Travis if we were following the gangs he's coerced into joining him." " Is this your kid's?" " Yeah." "Can we focus?" "Yeah, you want surveillance on the gang clubhouses, wire taps and satellite GPS tracking." "How often do you get visitation?" "These gangsters are sloppy." "They lack discipline." "Travis's new army may end up doing our work for us." "Yeah, agreed." "But, they've been breeding their own lawyers for years now, we can't even get near these guys with a camera phone." "Not at the clubhouses, but they don't live there." "They live out in the suburbs, most of them, in big houses with pretty wives and 15 kids." "Maybe they're the smart ones." " Can I have that?" " Yeah" "Look, Kiera, I know this has been a rough week for you with your friend..." "I'm going to go see what Section Six can do for us." "Dying." " The man himself!" " Yeah, sorry I'm late." "I'm just glad you agreed to see me." "Anything to keep you from playing this 'show up when you least want it' game." "What can I say?" "I'm a fan." "We're going to have to talk about Director's insurance and fiduciary responsibility, partner." "What, this?" " Company car can pick you up for work." " No way!" "I live like five blocks from here." "People wait their whole lives to see evaluation like this go public." "All you need to do is stay in one piece until it does." "No buts." "I haven't even agreed to do business with you yet." " Formality." " You seem pretty sure." "It's because I know what's on the other side of this door." "The question is: do you?" "Get the lights here..." "Ta-dah!" "Still has that..." "new server smell." " Well?" " Okay." "I'll take you on as a minority partner." "You do realize this minority is going to be number one in a few short years, white boy." "You've got the capital, but you can't remember the name of every derby winner for the next decade." "What you want, what you need, I got." " It's 50/50." " 51/49." "I'm the 51, and we're pursuing projects I'm interested in." "I know they're mutual." "I'm also gonna need a living space for those all-nighters." "I'll see to it." "So how secure is this place?" "Every entrance is controlled by biometrics and RFID encoded access cards." "I need us to be really clear." "I have final say in all the science we develop and how we use it." "That's the beauty of our little venture." "No VC's making nice while they wait to strip you of your ideas." "This is it." "You and me, partner." "That wasn't an answer." "You have final say." "For tomorrow, in case you need back-up." " Kiera, you got a minute?" " Not really." "Can you get one?" "Travis Verta's escape." "I've been looking for whoever ratted out our operation." "I thought Dillon said our department had been cleared." "Yeah, and he asked me to keep looking." "I found a CO of a person who looks good, booze, bookies, loan defaults, all the usual markers..." " So show Dillon." " He's not buying it." "Says it's not enough, but he'll listen to you." "Right, me, Section Six, my magic contacts." "No, I've made the case with the suspect." "He has motive and opportunity." "I just think the inspector isn't giving this full consideration." "Okay, put it on my desk and I'll have him review it." " Like it's gonna make a difference." " Thanks..." " She alright?" " That's a good question." "What the hell is going on here?" "They're taking out Dillon." "What?" "Why?" "What're you talking about?" "I can't say anymore." "No." "You've got to be kidding me!" "You've got to be kidding me!" "Damn it!" "Thank you." " Sorry about that." " Happens to the best of us." " Yeah, that was" " Intense?" " Lousy day." " You... want to talk about it?" " With a complete stranger?" " Who saved your life just now." "It's just that there's somebody I should be with today." " Family?" " Birthday." "Tough missing those." "Especially with the little ones." "Maybe you'll get the chance later." " What is happening?" " They fired him." "This is Inspector Nora Harris." "She's taking over this division today." "I know everyone will cooperate in making this a seamless transition." "Okay people, listen up." "While I familiarize myself with the active case files, we'll also be reviewing what appears to be a security breach." "As a result, no computer access while internal affairs does their search." "No leaving the office, no cell phone calls." "It's unpleasant, but as soon as we've contained the situation, it'll be business as usual." " That is all." " This is bullshit." "Detective Fonnegra." "Your service record is exemplary and IA has already conducted a rigorous check on you." "I'll need your help today, and through this transition." "Right." "I'll be conducting some personal interviews immediately." "Kiera Cameron is your partner, for lack of a better term?" " Right again." " I need to speak with her." "Where is she?" "What just happened?" "I was ambushed." "I needed to hang this Travis cock-up on someone, and Harris is here to clean house." "Trust me, she won't hesitate to throw anyone under the bus, so watch your back." "What can I do to help you?" "When I figure it out, I'll be in touch." " Jason?" " Hi!" " Why are you following me?" " Wha..." "Cause I'm tracking you." "Okay, yes, we all agree that you're tracking and following me." "Yeah." "I should get a coffee." "Wait, I'll get you a coffee, just tell me what you want." " Cappuccino?" " Why are you tracking me?" "Yeah, you know, I have something for you." "What is this?" "I have some very good skills for a guy in your line of work." "If you're interested in time travel, right?" "I know you are." "Maybe we should take this outside." "Yeah, yeah." "We'll be back." "The tight ass in Dillon's office is looking for you." " Yeah, we're old friends." " You're kidding." "Forget it." "Just keep it together, alright?" "I'm fine." "Listen." "We are chasing our own tail." "Who stands to benefit from sidelining us?" "Liber8." "We've already cancelled out the chance of there being a mole in this department." "Maybe we missed it." "There must be somewhere else to look." "Some other way to look." " No, we have, we've searched through..." " Special Agent Cameron." "Nice to see you again." "Join me?" "Kiera's not with the police..." "officially." "So officially, she should have nothing to worry about." "Call it courtesy." "She still has the right to a department lawyer." " Should we get you one?" " Should you?" "I'm sure we'll be done quickly." "That wasn't an answer." "Kiera..." "Alec." "Alec, I really hope you're listening right now." "Today's date is March 15, 2013." "Present are:" "VPD Inspector Nora Harris," "Detective Ed Lam, and Special Agent Kiera Cameron." "The nano circuits and relays, they don't require super cooling to achieve maximum efficiency under normal conditions..." "Kiera?" "Let the record show, Special Agent Cameron has waived her right to council." "Her cell phone." " I gotta go!" " Hey, is that Kiera?" "Wait, wait!" "We're investigating a possible mole." "We'll need your phone until you've been cleared." "Don't worry, I can wipe it from my end." "What is he doing here?" "I've asked Agent Gardner to join us." "A third party ensures transparency for all of us." "Imagine." "I'm here to protect you." "This is your witch hunt?" "Let the record also show that Agent Gardner from CSIS has joined us." "In case you run out of questions?" "Just think of this as a continuation from our earlier meeting, Kiera." "It can be that easy." "Now." "Your record does intrigue me." "Essentially, you're here on your own recognizance, supported by some electronic bread crumbs that all lead to one place." "Section Six." "An organization apparently backed by the US Government." "Yet neither the FBI or the NSA have ever heard of it." " How does that work?" " That's need to know." "Inspector Dillon accepted your credentials because you are effective." "I admire his zeal." "But look where it got him." "And your effectiveness is a matter of debate, frankly." "We'd like to know what your case officer has to say." "You can call him." "Or her." "Now." "Kiera, this is serious!" " I need time to build you a new cover." " That won't work." "I'm almost at the lab, just hold them off till I get there." "Is it because you have to invent?" "Cameron." "A name." "I'm not going to tell you anything about myself, my handlers, or Section Six." "If you're looking for a mole, search my computer." "Go through my phone." "We are." "Just a second!" "Now this is interesting." "There's nothing in here about her family." "But we talked about them when we met." "And yet, they're completely absent from your record." "You misunderstood me." "Someone you were supposed to be with?" "A family member?" "A son?" "And today is his birthday." "Alright Kiera, be careful." "I'm building you a new record." "Just hold them off." "Is your son with your husband?" "I don't have a family." "What's that?" "May I have that back?" "Is this another one of your fantasies, Cameron?" "Fake government agents that employ you, family that loves you." "Give it back." " No birth certificate." " How old is he?" "Seven?" "Eight?" " No marriage certificate." " We will find him." "And then we'll find you." "You can't do..." " I think he's gonna miss this." " He doesn't exist!" " I will kill you!" " Kiera!" "Go easy!" "Kiera!" "Kiera!" "You know, I think we might be on to something here." "Cameron?" " Who are you?" " Who are you?" "I could write you up for this!" "Officer Cameron, you just threatened the life of a fellow officer." "I need to see that you can regain control of your emotions." " What?" " That's called assault." "I'm Mr. Fairweather, from CPS." "I'm sorry, I..." "I'm here to do your psych review." "I need a minute." "You're not going anywhere." "We're concerned that you're a danger to yourself and to others so I've taken you offline." "Let's start with your son." "Sam." " I'll be right back." " Wait!" "We're not done!" "Jeff, let her sweat it out." "Obviously, your relationship with Sam is a stressor of some kind." "My relationship?" "Let's gain some clarity so we can get you back in the field." "Alec?" "No, Sam." "Kiera, I suggest you don't test me, we've only got so much time." "How much time?" "I'm part of your CMR coding," "I'm familiar with your personal history, and I have access to all your files so I'm certain we can get you operational in no time." "You're not answering my question." "I do provide an authentic therapy experience." "How much time?" "You're feeling enough pressure for now." "How much time for what?" "Nothing." "How much time?" "I'd like to see you operationally functional in an hour." "And if I'm not?" "If I find you at less than 80 percent efficiency, the memory that is causing you the most distress will be erased." " I need my COM's back." " Certainly." "That's why I'm here." " But your recent outburst..." " That wasn't an outburst!" "They are trying to take me down!" "As I said, your record is exemplary." "But since she's been assigned to this department, you've been involved in some questionable calls." "If that's your read." "Read me this:" "how is it that Cameron's always just one step ahead?" "There's no way that Kiera is Liber8." " Where does she get her intel?" " Section Six." " It doesn't exist." " Yeah, so you keep saying." "Would you not be ashamed to throw your career away on a woman that no one trusts?" "You don't work alongside her every single day, okay?" "She, she takes some risks." "Crazy risks to bring down Liber8!" "I have a different interpretation." "I believe Section Six is a legend that she created." "Travis Verta's escape is still a mystery." "As is her own miraculous survival during the shoot-out." "Unless you realize Liber8 wouldn't kill their own agent." "Their mole." "Are you sure there isn't some light you can shed on this, Carlos?" "Are you sure you don't have some questions of your own?" " Let me speak with Alec." " Alec." "Can he help you moderate your behaviour?" "Well, he invented you, and you are attempting to moderate my behaviour, so I would say a resounding 'yes'!" "Yes." " He invented?" " Alec Sadler." "True." "You're in contact?" "Also true." "So, can I?" "Please Alec be there." "Suit signature is... nowhere," "CMR is offline..." "Come on." " Hello?" " Who is this?" "Hello, Alec." "Crap." "What did you mean when you said Sam didn't exist?" "Please, let me speak with Alec, and I swear we can talk about Sam." "Alec?" " Kiera!" "You're back!" " Only for a moment." "What happened?" "Your CMR totally shut down." "Cognitive therapist, cool." "My biometrics triggered a psych eval." "You have an onboard shrink?" " What did you do?" " Nothing." "Is that what you think?" "I lost my temper." "So Dr. Feelweird cut us off?" "Unbelievable!" "Let me check the code." " I'm locked out." " No outside operator has access until the results of the review are completed." " Even Alec Sadler." " I designed you!" "Will... design you." "What do you think I should change when it comes time for me to design it?" "Remove its ability to erase my memories!" "Only those memories causing the distress leading to the disruption of functionality." "Only my whole life, then." "You won't know me." "I won't know anybody." "I'll figure something out." "Time is up." "Okay, full psychological health in an hour or less." "Let's do it." "You seem most upset about your son, Sam." "I miss him." "More than I can say." "So you've repressed the grief, turned it into anger." "I worry that I may never get back to him." "I don't see anything in your file about a separation or divorce." "How come you don't see him?" "Because he hasn't been born yet." "What makes you think that?" "Because he hasn't." "You don't know what time this is." "No record of psychosis in the family..." "This is the year 2013." "I am in the year 2013, it is my son's birthday and he hasn't been born yet." " Extreme psychological break." " No." "Do you know where you are?" "I mean, when?" "Look around you!" "This is the year 2013, this is it!" "And they use these to dry their hands." " Hey, you alone?" " Yeah." " We've got a problem." " Yeah, no kidding." "I kept files on you." "For Dillon." "It was before we were sure of your agenda." " He had me track you." " How thoroughly?" "Well, if Nora or Gardner sees them, those files might cause you problem." "Might?" "There are cell traces that put you in places you shouldn't be." "Video too, of the power plant when Liber8 killed our strike team, of the time you were..." "Can you erase them?" "Nora and Gardner locked me out." "There's a data team hacking my firewalls as we speak." "It's only a matter of time." "There's a program on here that will execute a full system wipe." "If I can get into your office." "Okay." "Betty?" "What else is in those files?" "I went to a Liber8 meeting once, it was a grassroots thing, research for Dillon." "But it wasn't exactly sanctioned." " They'll think you're the mole." " I'm in deep shit, too." "I need my weapon systems." "Active camouflage." "I am unable to clear you, your root problem remains." "This can't wait." "A good officer might be arrested for just doing her job." "You need to deal with your loss." "To tackle head on the underlying cause of your anxiety." " And more importantly, your guilt." " What guilt?" "Kiera, you abandoned your child." "Does this look like 2077?" "The office does appear archaic." "Get in touch with your duty, officer." "You can't, can you?" "Because CPS doesn't exist in the past." " But I spoke with Alec Sadler." " Eighteen year old Alec Sadler." "He hasn't even invented you yet." "I am having issues connecting with the CPS servers." "I have travelled back in time." "I have left behind everybody I've ever cared about." "So tell me, please, how exactly am I supposed to function?" "That's an excellent question." " Are you going to answer it?" " If this is 2013..." "Then your program doesn't apply to me." "I can't be evaluated because there is no CPS." "Betty Robertson?" "Can you join us?" "Cameron." "You're still not off the hook." "Betty, the Liber8 mole?" "Come on." "Take a seat." "You want to tell Carlos what we found?" "There are a number of protected files hidden on Betty's hard drive." "We haven't been able to open them all yet, but the one that we did was illuminating." "You attended a Liber8 meeting." "Betty?" "Yeah." "I went to a low level meeting." "But only to find out how they organized." "But why bother when you've got Kiera and Section Six feeding you this great information?" "Because Dillon wanted to infiltrate the group." "I was just doing my job." "Then explain why there's no record of Dillon ever giving such an order." "Well, it's in the files." "I saw it, I did Carlos, I swear." "You know there's no file, Betty." " Take her to holding." " No, there's a file in there!" " This is ridiculous." " Formal charges pending." "You just haven't looked..." "Okay let me..." "I'll find this file for you." "This meeting is over, Ms. Robertson." "Listen, you just haven't found the file, there's a file in there!" "Are you freakin' kidding me?" "Are you joking?" "You're going to take me away because Dillon gave the order?" "!" "Where do you come from?" "Call Dillon!" " Dillon can't help you now, Ms. Robertson." " Call Dillon, Carlos." "Did Dillon mention anything about sending Betty to those meetings?" "You're out of line, Gardner." "Did he say anything to you?" "This is a mistake, and it's going to get handled." "There's only one question left." "Was Cameron in on it with her?" "Fairweather, I need my systems back." "Alright." "I think about him every day." "Every move I make, I wonder, does this hurt him?" "Am I harming him?" "And then it gets worse." "I love him so much, and I don't even know if he lives." " That's all theory." " Not to me." "All those questions that can never be answered." "In that way, madness lies." "All you have to do is open your heart." " I can't." " I know it hurts." "It will destroy me." " Because?" " Because I left him." "I didn't even say goodbye." "You know how kids are, they..." "No, you don't." "So I'll tell you." "They always think it's their fault." "I'm the one that left." "That died." "And I know that Sam lies awake in bed every night thinking that there was something he could have done to keep me from going to work that day." "So tell him it's not his fault." "He's not real." "He's a version of Sam that exists in your mind." "Pulled from your memories." "You seem to want to keep these memories, Kiera." "So use them." "Hi, baby." "God, I miss you so much, I am so happy to see you." "I've been trying really hard to get back to you, and now I'm not sure I can." "And I know that you must think I'm dead, and I want to tell you so badly that I'm not." "I'm sorry that I didn't get to say goodbye." "I would never, ever leave you." "It's not your fault." "You are the best thing that ever happened to me." "I love you." "I miss you every day, but I will always be with you." "I will always be with you." "I promise." "And now I'm going to let you go." "I love you." "I love you, Sam." "A lot of truth there." " But you didn't let him go." " No, I never will." "Perhaps you don't have to, but something has to change." "I know." "I have to accept the truth that I may never get back to him." "It doesn't mean I have to stop trying." "But it means I have to accept that I may never get there." "We'll get this straightened out." "Your friend." "What will they do next?" "Arrest me." "Charge me with espionage." "Throw me in prison." "Can they?" "Whatever's in Betty's computer is going to present a pretty convincing case." "So what're you going to do about it?" "If I'm stuck here," "I'm not going down without a fight." "Program terminated." "System restored." "Some new information has come to light that you should be aware of." "We think that Betty's the mole, and that you're working together." "A very thorough review of this unit's case files revealed that Betty was the only person, other than you and Fonnegra and Dillon, who handled information relating to Section Six." "Starting with the day your cover story first appeared online." "We checked." "Section Six didn't exist before Betty went looking for it." "Take your time." "But not too long." "We found some additional files on Betty's hard drives." "Care to comment on what's in 'em?" "Pass." "I'd hoped you'd be smarter than this." "I'm really glad you weren't." "Kiera, you're back!" "What were you doing?" "Don't you want to hear my side of the story?" "My data team has Betty's passwords." "Once we find the connections, anything you have to say will be moot." "If... those files even exist." " They exist, alright." " Gardner." "That was for me." "Got it." "Looks like you beat me to it, those files are gone." "No, that's impossible." "Hold on, there's a Trojan Horse in her root directory." "It's a nasty one." "It's set up to send out information on the VPD server." "A virus." "The code is written to leave a trail like someone would if they were sending the information." "What did you say?" "Liber8 put an electronic mole in place that framed Betty when it was found!" "Liber8 embedded a Trojan virus to make it appear" "Betty was feeding them information." "The truth is, they just set her up to cover their intentions." "Check it out." " I'll shut it down." " No." " Make it obvious." " Make what obvious?" "That's a great idea!" "And with a few improvements," "I'll control the flow of information." "The perfect mole is the one you think you've caught." "The obvious one." "In reality, you've just let your guard down to the real danger." "You should be seeing the Trojan pop-up... now." "She's right." "It's good to have you back, Kiera." "Ms. Robertson is free to go." "We still need to discuss your family." " Section Six." " Tell me to go." "Excuse me?" "Have me escorted out of the building." "You have the power to do that." "I am under no obligation to prove anything to you because technically, I do not work here." "Ask anyone in this building if they would rather have me alongside them or not, and then do what you want." "But enough dancing around the issue." "The call is yours." "Make it." "Remind me never to play poker with you." " What're you doing here?" " I've been waiting for ya!" "I knew you'd be thinking about my offer," "I didn't want to miss the boat." "Why did you give me those diagrams?" "Because I wanted you to know I was for real and that I had something to offer in my offer." "Yeah." "Jason, did you have something to do with that time travel device?" "Well, I..." "I know it." "I mean, I knew it." "No, I know it." "You know it better." "You will know it." "Do you think we could start working on those schematics first thing?" "If we're lucky, and if you're interested, we might even be able to reverse engineer a way home for you." "Reverse engineer?" "I know somebody who would love that." "Yeah, me too." " Wanna start now?" " Yeah." "Retinal scanner, juicy." "Hey, you okay?" "I'm good." "I can't thank you enough for today." "You can... you can owe me one." "Done." " Good night." " Good night, Betty." "Carlos, I'm fine." "Go home." "Okay." "I love you, Sam." "Happy birthday." "How'd it go?" "I'm here, aren't I?"

"PREVIOUSLY" "Sell him the superconductor project." "All it needs is his investment." "Let him think it all depends on him." "The price isn't 100, but 400." "You're good at getting people to like you." "We can't do this." "You're important to me." " You're paranoid." " Say the Hells Angels hear about the money?" " Energreen is handing over evidence." " They're trying to bury us in it." " The CFO is mentioned on the tape." " If we can prove it's him, we're on." "I had a lovely time." "I think about you all the time." "It's not good." " I'm hungry." " Here." " The teddy bears want to eat, too." " Really?" " Otherwise they'll starve." " And be sad." " Two bowls are all Dad can handle." " Is that so?" "PHONE RINGS" " Karin Skov here." " Here's porridge for your dolls." " It's for you." " Who is it?" "The police." "Ulrik Skov." "INDISTINCT" " What's wrong with Dad?" " Nothing, sweetie." "He looks scared." "Eat your porridge." "GLASS SHATTERING" "FOLLOW THE MONEY" " That's your desk." " Right." " I'd like to welcome you officially." " Thank you very much." "Especially because you talked to Preben, so I could work here." " He wouldn't mind if I kept you." " He'll cool down." "We're old friends." "Morning." "If you need a course in econ, talk to Henriette." " Excuse me?" " A course in economy." "Our investigators have taken courses in economy, accounting and laundering." " There's a lot of paperwork for you." " I'll say when." " Have a nice day." " Thanks." "You've never investigated financial crimes?" " No..." "Or yes." "No." " Let's get cracking." "We called CFO Ulrik Skov in for a meeting." "Shouldn't we go through the files and get a handle on the case first?" " The case is bigger than the files." " Suddenly you know all about it?" " Then explain what front running is." " I studied the traders' books." " There are several inconsistencies." " That's why we need to talk to Skov." " We have to shake his tree." " Shake his tree?" "We'll just talk to him while you study the files." "DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES" "Energreen will be scrutinized." "Contracts will be studied, as well as earnings and costs, so we know what we're worth." "And a strategy for the upcoming IPO will be set out." "The presentation in Abu Dhabi laid the groundwork, so why not expedite the IPO?" " But you want us to downsize?" " Investors need to know the company." " So, we only tell them one story." " The energy needs of the future." " And everything else?" " Goes." "We have to look attractive and streamlined." "By jettisoning dead weight, management will look adaptable and tough." " I talked to the board." "They're in." " You're in charge of the legalities." "Did you give Mark and Peter up to the police?" "Hi, Ulrik." "Did you start without me?" " You're half an hour late." " It's not my fault." "Let's sort this out." "Give us two minutes." "Of course." "Timing, Ulrik." "What have you done?" "Why didn't you tell me?" " You gave them up to the police." " We had to." " What did you give them?" " Nothing that can incriminate you." " It was carefully selected." " We gave them enough to keep them busy." " This will be the end of it." " So why did the fraud squad summon me?" "The inconsistencies in the books can be attributed to Mark and Peter." "Ulrik, you're good at this." "Just tell them the truth." " But why am I not at this meeting?" " No decisions will be made without you." "You have nothing to hide." "Demonstrate that by cooperating with the police." "What happened to your hand?" "ULRIK SIGHS" "Nicky?" "Nicky." " What's up?" " Someone took the money!" " What?" " It's gone." " It's gone." " Listen." "It isn't gone." "Burying it was stupid." "Any fool could..." " Isn't it gone?" " No, I moved it." " Are you fucking with me?" " I told you not to go near it." " You can't move it without telling me!" " Why not?" "Would you have taken it?" " Not your half." " We had a deal." "Not to touch it." " Since when are you the boss?" " You jerk!" "What will happen if people find out that two amateurs are loaded?" " Do you want to lose your fingers?" " No, it's just..." " What?" " Nothing." "What did you do?" "Shit!" "Tell Jan I'll be in later." " He already saw you." " I know, but I have to fix something." "We aren't charging you, but we have questions about the traders' books." "What is this?" " Salaries and bonuses." " Who approved such large amounts?" " My department." " You?" "I don't remember." "Energreen is huge." "I can't keep tabs on everything." " So you don't remember." " There are large withdrawals." "But no documentation in the books." "What are the withdrawals?" " I don't know." " You know nothing about it?" " Not to my recollection." " Is that normal?" "That the CFO isn't told that a million was withdrawn without documentation?" "Here's another thing." "During Mark Nyager's first year in 2010..." "I see you have my résumé." "I didn't work there at the time." "You must know Nyager and Søndergård well in the four years you've been there." " We didn't socialise." " How did you get the job?" "What does that have to do with anything?" "We're just talking." " I was headhunted." " By whom?" "How is that relevant?" "Harton and Co." "They specialise in the energy sector." " He seemed nervous and slippery." " Yes." "He lied about the job." "I asked Harton and Co. what they had on Ulrik Skov." " What did they have?" " Nothing." "They didn't headhunt him." " Why did Ulrik lie?" " He's hiding something." "We'll find out." " This is a dubious lead." " We'll find out how he got the job." "And talk to his former employer." "Nicky, where's Bimse?" " I don't know." " You were arguing." "What's going on?" " He wasn't feeling well." " We have work to do." "Go and get him." " Seriously?" " Tell me what you argued about." "Nothing important." " Go now." " Right." "KNOCK ON DOOR" "Bimse?" "Bimse?" "Hello?" "Bimse!" "What happened?" "Fuck!" "Fuck." " Stop it!" " Easy now." "It's Nicky." "Look at me." "Hey." "Hi, Nicky." "I owe some people money, so I went to the woods to get it." " Did you promise them euros?" " Yes, but not much." " Bimse, we can't spend that money." " You're paranoid about bikers." "It's not about bikers." "What about the police?" "And the people whose money it is?" "We don't know where it comes from." " It came from the car." " Why have two million euros in cash?" " This isn't a joke." " It wasn't mentioned on the news." "No one misses it." "It has to be exchanged and laundered." "That's what we agreed on." "How much do you owe?" "10,000 kroner." "They have to have it tomorrow." "The interest is 2,000 a day." "I got 10,000 for the car." "You can borrow it." "We don't touch the money in the bag." "That's all they get." "I'll go with you." " Steen, I just want to see my son." " You'll see him in six days." "I miss him." "You're taking him to Paris, so you should be a bit generous." "Listen." "I understand, but..." "HE SIGHS" "We're going camping with the oldest kids." " Fine." "Can I talk to him?" " Of course." " Bertram, Mum wants to talk to you." " Hello?" " How much do you want to come tomorrow?" " Will you pay me?" "I want to see you." "Dad says you're going camping." "I don't want to." "Simone's kids are a bummer." "Then I'll see you tomorrow." "Put Dad on again." "Bye." " We're on again." " Right." " Everything all right?" " Yes." "Good." "We're going through our standard contracts." "Most them are up to snuff." " The legalities will soon be in order." " Great." "As soon as possible." "Johan and I have considered our subsidiaries and business partners." "If it were up to me, we wouldn't let any of them go." "Every company is significant." "And if Ulrik would pay attention..." "We looked at a company in Fredericia." "Thullander Industries?" "On the whole, their components aren't relevant, so there's no synergy." " You can't decide that without me." " We're all here now." "Thullander is the only company we have that focuses on solar cells." "Energreen is wind." "Thullander develops solar panels and cooling systems." "It's ridiculous to cut off a profitable area because it doesn't fit a profile." "Thullander has had a deficit for three years." "This plan makes the most sense." "Our plan is to fire 150 of their employees and sell off the rest." "We've found potential buyers." "All we need is for someone to tell the CEO to fire 150 of his employees." "You'll do that." "Right, Ulrik?" "No." " You won't do it?" " No, I won't." "I'll do it." "Good." "Let's move on to section 3.7..." " Hi, honey." " Hi." " So..." "How did it go?" " Well." "The pills are working." "I'm fine." "Damn!" "Is that his car?" "It's just a car." "It's a Jaguar XF 3.0 with a V6 engine." " Will he give us a ride?" " You and your cars." "Honey, I was thinking." "Now that you're feeling better..." "Should we go to the nursery?" "And buy rhododendrons?" "Dorte and I were going out tonight." "You didn't mention it." "No." "I'll cancel it." "Let's go." "You're good at this." "You could be a gardener." " When you grow up." " I hate flowers." "Plants have feelings, too." "Watch your language." " I love sphagnum." " Sphagnum isn't a plant, silly." "What do you think, honey?" "Is this good enough?" "Yes." "It's fine." "I don't know if it should be on the right or the left." "Hello!" "Honey!" "Right or left?" " Why don't you decide?" " Okay, but you usually do." " I don't know." "I'm a bit tired." " Then take a nap." "Take a nap while Sphagnum Man finishes up here." "Esther, speed it up." "Give me a hand, Sphagnum Man." "Which superhero should Esther be?" "DAVID." "CAN'T TONIGHT AFTER ALL." "SORRY." " Weren't we going to stay home today?" " Yes, but now we have to go to Jutland." "I know we weren't supposed to go, but I wanted to see you." "If you want to see me, why don't we do something I want to?" "Sometimes boring things turn out to be fun." "We've never been to Fredericia." " It might be awesome." " As if!" "You have to work." " I promise that we'll have fun." " Okay." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Okay." "Ready, sport?" " Don't forget your bag." " Okay." " Hello." " Hello." "Claudia." " Hi." "What's your name?" " Bertram." "That's a nice name." "Shall we?" "Did you know that my father built this production hall in 1978?" "Back then, we had 300 employees here." "Asbjørn has been here ever since." "Ten years later, production costs were too high, but my father wouldn't outsource it." "Then he reorganised the production." "It went from production to innovation." "We're still 300, including secretaries and engineers." "The life work of you and your father won't disappear." "We have good potential buyers who will carry on your legacy." "It will be done properly." "Anything else wouldn't be in Energreen's interest." "We got five years to turn things around after the merger with SunCom." " Those five years haven't passed." " But your deficit is too big." "We didn't have a deficit until we merged with SunCom." " It's not my decision." " You follow orders." " I do what's best for the company." " But you don't have to fire people!" " I won't accept it." "I'll resign." " Thullander can't survive without you." " I don't like this." " And your employees are aware of it." "Bertram?" "WOMAN LAUGHING" "LAUGHTER" " Bertram?" " Oh, no!" "Do we have to go?" " What a warm welcome." " Sorry." "He was sitting all alone..." " No, I'm sorry he bothered you." " Not at all." "We had fun, didn't we?" "Would you mind watching him for a little while longer?" " Please!" " If she has the time." " My pleasure." " Thank you." " Let's watch the one with the goat." " Yes, let's watch it again." "Why do you want to talk about Ulrik?" "He's a good guy." " We're not saying he isn't." " He worked for you for two years." "Yes, he ran our real estate portfolio perfectly." "He was excellent." "One of my best employees." " So naturally he rose in the ranks." " He's indispensable." " How did he end up at Energreen?" " I don't really know." " Usually people are headhunted." " And if that's not the case?" "I don't know." "Maybe through an old contact at Swan." "Swan?" " It isn't listed on his résumé." " I'm not surprised if he left it out." "They were into wind turbines, but went bankrupt." "Bankruptcy doesn't look good when you're the CFO." "Ulrik Skov got a job at Energreen after a bankruptcy." "How does that add up?" "It doesn't." "We have to talk to Svend Lauritzen, who owned Swan." " He's retired." " Then he'll enjoy some company." " Jesus!" "Is this yours?" "A Pontiac?" " Yup." "A 1966 GTO." "How the hell could you afford it?" " I prioritise." " I assume you don't have a family." " That's his boat over there." " I thought he was bankrupt." "Everything is probably in his wife's name." "Svend Lauritzen?" "We'd like to talk to you." " I'm afraid I don't have time." " We're from the fraud squad." " Then I certainly don't have time." " It's about Ulrik Skov." "Swan's project was an offshore wind farm supplying energy for 15,000 households." "We ran into serious budget problems from the get-go." "Ulrik said that instead of downsizing we should double the wind farm's size." "Then revalue the forecasted profit and use it to take out more loans." " Did the bank agree?" " Yes." "Because Ulrik cooked the books." " How did he do that?" " You'll have to ask Ulrik." " Why didn't you report him?" " Everything depended on his books." "So we kept taking out loans." "I was just waiting for new government subsidies." " You let a criminal do your books." " I had no choice." "Suddenly he wanted me to declare the company bankrupt." " Then the offer came." " What offer?" "DanStrøm, the state-owned company." "They offered a price far above the value of the wind farm." "But below what it should have been worth." "So I accepted it." "Two months later, the government granted subsidies for offshore wind." "The value of my wind farm increased tenfold in one afternoon." "And I got nothing out of it, thanks to Ulrik Skov." "Give him my best if you bust him." "ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND" "What's up?" " I thought you were paying in euros." " It's kroner instead, 10 grand." " Fine, but you owe 12." " The 2,000 was interest." "You said I had until today without interest." "He owes 10." "You have it." " Was I talking to you?" " I only owe 10!" "HE CHUCKLES" "Relax." "I'm taking the piss." "You only owe 10." " That's what I thought." " Bimse, can I have a word?" " I need to talk to you about something." " Sure." "Come." "It's private." "It's cool." "You're Nicky, right?" "Can I sit down?" "Don't you want a real smoke?" " You can have a toke." " No, thanks." " You don't smoke in a smoker's club?" " I'm waiting for a friend." "That guy Bimse?" "Why are you doing with him?" "You're the one who steals cars." "You should work for me." "I have a good business." "Good money." "I'll think about it." " What the fuck?" " Let's go." "Don't." "It's my own fault." "Are you okay?" "My mum is visiting tomorrow." "She'll be pissed about the way I look." "She's probably just worried about you." "She says that I screw up all the time." "And I probably do." "I have something." "Here." "See you." "Bimse?" "Bimse?" " Do you want to come to dinner?" " At your house?" "No, at my château in France." "Yes, at Lina's and my place here in da hood." " Would you like to?" " Sure." "Then get in." "As you know, Thullander Industries had some tough years." "Energreen feels that a separation will promote growth for both parties." " So we're looking for a new owner." " Will people be fired?" "This is a new situation." "Jørgen Thullander will give you an estimate." "It's a sad day, I must admit." "You've all worked harder and longer for this company than anyone could expect." "You created this company." "And I created the problems." "So some of you will pay for my mistakes." "I expect half of you to be fired." "Wait." "I'm exploring the possibilities for those of you who are leaving us." "It's my duty to see that as few as possible are affected by this." "I promise you that none of you will be left to your own devices." "None of you." "I promise." "It's my responsibility as your boss." "Is Grethe nice?" " Do you understand why we're here?" " Grethe says people will be fired." "It's just like at football." "Some players sit on the bench." " It's no fun, but there it is." " Everyone gets substituted." "Not everyone, but most of them will be." "You haven't finished." "Finish your dinner." " Doesn't he wake up when you go in?" " We're very quiet." "Mostly." "Look." "You can borrow one of these." "I'll show you how to put it on, so you can do it tomorrow." "Won't his mum worry if he has make-up on?" "She won't be able to see it." "Okay, sit like this." "We'll try this first." "It's easy." "You can do this at home." "Does it hurt?" "Hm." " What happened?" " I tried to save a lady in distress." "You know what guys are like." "Nicky isn't the romantic type." "Because you won't let me fight." "I haven't done your whole face, but take a look." " Whoa!" " You can hardly tell." " I need it back." "It's expensive." " Of course." "Thanks." " I'm off." " Already?" "What about beer?" "My mum is probably bringing breakfast." "See you." "Thanks." " Good luck tomorrow." " Thanks." "Bye." "Nice job." "I'll make sure you get it back." "BANGING" " For Christ's sake, Bimse!" " I'll get it." "CLATTERING" "What's going on?" "Hi, Nicky." " Where's Lina?" "Where's Lina?" " Relax." "She's in the next room." "Taking care of your son." "Do you want her to hear us talking business?" " I didn't think so." " What do you want?" "Bimse's friends say he's flush." "How nice for him." "And for me." "He owes me money." "He can pay in euros." "You know what I think?" "You're his partner in crime." "Otherwise you wouldn't hang out with that clown." "You're too smart." "So be smart, Nicky." "Let you and me cooperate." "What are you on about?" "I don't have any money." "Neither does Bimse." "No, but you have a beautiful wife and a son." "They're worth more than money." "Get it?" "Good." "Call me." "KNOCK ON DOOR" "Are you okay?" "Is he okay?" "Are you okay?" " What the fuck did you do?" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Go away." "BABY CRIES" " Something is missing there." " Ice?" "Esther, 52 times 8 is 516, right?" " But it isn't right." " I don't get it." " Hey, hey." "This is mental arithmetic." " Dad..." " Everyone has a calculator." " I have one on my watch." "It's 416, not 516." " Hey." "We're not done." " I promised Hamid to play FIFA now." "Forget it." "You're smarter than your dad now." "PHONE BEEPS" "Who's this?" "Some young man misses you, Esther." ""I miss you a lot." Who's David?" "That's not my phone." "It's Mum's." "You got a text." "Hamid can play in half an hour." "Mads." "Who is it?" " Can we talk about it later?" " I want to talk about it now." "What's going on?" "Nothing, sweetie." "Go and put your PJs on." "Albert." "Who misses you?" "Who is David?" "It's nothing." "Who is he, Kristina?" " I'm sorry." " Don't apologise for anything!" "Tell me who the fuck he is!" "Answer me!" "Who the hell is texting you?" "Huh?" "Who is it?" "Mia has covered business news for ten years." "She looked into Swan's bankruptcy, too." " Is something wrong?" " No." " You do the talking." "I can't." " No problem." " There you are." " Hi." "This is Mads." "That's Mads." "Hi." "My name is Mia." "And Mads is..." "My colleague." "My editors weren't interested in Swan." "I think there's a big story there." "It's absurd that DanStrøm would pay so much for such a lousy company." " Unless they knew something." " And there's more." "The permanent secretary in Ministry of Energy was a former DanStrøm employee." "He's still in close contact with the CEO." "Could he have advised them to invest in a half-finished wind farm?" "Might Ulrik have expedited the bankruptcy before the subsidies were granted?" " Let's talk to the permanent secretary." " Don't you think I've tried?" "But we're not reporters, we're the police." "Will that be all?" "Yes." "Thank you, Mia." "I've waited two months to hear from you." "And then you call and talk shop!" "What a dickhead!" " Good morning, Alexander." " Good morning." "I'm here with Jørgen Thullander." "He's seen the list of potential buyers." "We've talked about which employees we can retire, reemploy and let go." "It's looking good." "Jørgen will stay on, so the takeover goes smoothly." "Good." "We have a problem." " Thullander Industries can't be sold." " How's that?" " I don't understand." " No, it took me a while, too." "The problem is that there are no assets in the company." "What about the buildings and machines?" "We just built a new warehouse." "It's all been sold and leased back to you." "Our CFO didn't inform us." " It's frustrating and unfortunate." " But what does it mean?" "It means that Thullander Industries can't be sold because it's worthless." " Why the hell haven't I been told?" " We'll try to get an overview." " But that's the way it looks." " Then Thullander can remain with us." "That would be irresponsible, since we're going public." "Ulrik and I agree that the company has to be closed." "DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES" "Claudia, we have to close it down immediately." "It's important." "Yes, of course." " Is this an interrogation?" " No, we just want to talk to you." " I'd like to know what this is about." " Have a seat and we'll explain." "DanStrøm took over the North Sea farm, and two months later, the government granted subsidies to offshore wind farms." "Who knew about that?" "Apart from you, the Ministry of Energy?" " I don't know what you're implying..." " Yes, you do." "You know perfectly well what Alf is talking about." "Answer yes or no." "Did you tell DanStrøm about the subsidies?" " Of course not!" " Or someone who could have told them?" "As permanent secretary, I keep my nose clean." "So, if we check your e-mails and phone, we'll find nothing?" "This conversation is over." "Next time, call my lawyer." "Do you feel the need for one?" "You question a permanent secretary without telling me?" "And lash out at him?" " What if he files a complaint?" " He won't." "He feels guilty." " We'll leave the trader lead for now." " We still have documents to read." "Do it in your spare time." "We'll look into Ulrik and the permanent secretary." " And find out about their past." " By shouting at them?" "We have to find the root of the evil at Energreen." "We'll make a list of people to interview and split up..." "I'm staying here, Mads." " What?" " No more interviews." " We have to do some proper police work." " Like staring at that screen?" " That's how we solve cases here." " How many per year?" "Then go talk to folks." "Meet people." "I'll solve this on my own." " You need me." " Yeah, right." "6 MISSED CALLS KRISTINA" "BANG" " What's going on?" " What?" "What the hell are you doing?" "You know what I'm talking about." "Tell me now if you want to see my daughter and your son again." "Are you threatening me?" "She's my daughter!" "Stop it, Jan!" "Some Serbs are blackmailing us." " What?" "You don't have any money." " Bimse and I found some cash." " I'll fucking kill you." " Lots of money, Jan." " Two million euros." " Two million euros?" "What the hell?" "It's true." "Out!" " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "I'll get those Serbs to stay away." "How?" "I know some people." "What's that?" "I don't want anything from you." "You ruined us." "It was never our intention." "I should take you to court." "The company isn't yours." "You sold it to us." " I'll tear you to pieces!" " Don't do anything stupid." "You have a choice." "You can play a part in this going forward." "Study the figures before you decide." "Is this supposed to shut me up?" "Is that it?" "Look at the figures." "Come along, sweetie." "Bye, Grethe!" "Where's Henriette?" "I think she's in the file room." "Something is bothering you, isn't it?" " No." "What could be bothering me?" " You tell me." "I'm tired of people being full of shit." "Look what I found." "It's the takeover of the North Sea farm." "Look who represents DanStrøm." " Alexander Sødergren." " He worked for DanStrøm." " Should we do some proper police work?" " Let's find the dirt on him back then." "Here!" "It's the minutes from a management group that Sander was in." "I'll be damned." "With the permanent secretary." "There's your connection." "Ulrik Skov was CFO of a company that went bankrupt just before it could be rescued." "Then he sold it at a favourable price to DanStrøm." "Sander's friend, the permanent secretary at the Ministry of Energy told him that subsidies for wind energy would rise considerably." "Then Sander became CEO of Energreen and hired Ulrik Skov." "Take a look at this." "Energreen had a deficit for two years, until Ulrik Skov was hired." " Four years with a profit." " It's amazing what a CFO can do." "Energreen's management cooked the books." "Are you okay?" "Ulrik?" " I'm fine." " How are Karin and the girls?" "Fine, thanks." "The kids are driving me crazy." "Three against one isn't fair." "I don't know if I can do this." "Of course you can." "There, there." "I'm sorry." "It's fine." "You'll get through this." "Okay?" "As long as we're on the same side, nothing can go wrong." "It's us against them." "All right?" " Thullander signed the contract." " I thought he would." " This will be over with quickly." " Well done, Claudia." " Was it hard?" " No, it was fine." " See you tomorrow." " Right." "Have a nice evening." "What will happen to Grethe?" "I don't know, sweetie." "This is my job, Bertram." "I don't like your job." "I want to go back to Dad's." "Okay." "You're right." "Let's talk." "Who is he?" "David." "My doctor." " Say something." " What the hell do you want me to say?" " Are you in love with him?" " No." "I don't know." "Mads..." "I love you." "I can't do this." "You said to stay away from bikers." " They aren't bikers." " No, just people who like motorcycles." "How could I know that my father-in-law has friends like that?" "Alf here." "MADS CLEARS THROAT" " Could you pick me up?" " Mads?" " Where are you?" " I can't drive." "CAR APPROACHES" " What the hell are you doing?" " I don't want to go home." "You can sleep on my couch." "I forgot something." "Be right back." "Very clever." "Your car is parked right next to it." "Let go!" "Let go!" "Let go!"

"You." "Give me that." "What are you talking about?" " Mrs. Miller?" " Shh." "Your phone, young lady." " I was just switching it to silent in case someone called." " No, you were cheating." " Please." "Like I have to cheat" " Lady?" "I said wait!" "Give it here." "Sure." "Love the blouse." " I-I need to use the bunk room." " The bathroom?" "Sure." " In 19 minutes." " Can't do it." "You got a friend in the bathroom with the answers?" "Fine." "I'll get you an escort." "Don't stink up till I kill you." "Don't stand up." "D.X.D.T." "Hey, he's really sick." " Eyes on your work." " Are you all right?" " What is going on?" " Get some help." "The kid was just taking his A.P. calculus exam, when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented." "That's the way calculus presents." "Severe bradycardia." "Heart rate's down to 48 and falling fast." "You know the kid?" "No, he just came in." "Mom real good looking?" "I... didn't notice." "Then it's a mystery." "Not why he's sick, but why you care so much." "Gift shop's open." "Buy him a card." "He's not responding to atropine." "Boys love fart jokes." "Find one with a good fart joke." "He's a teenager." "It's drugs." "Tell those E.R. geniuses to give him charcoal and naloxone." "Stop following me." "His tox screen was negative." "He's still whacked out." "You don't care about the kid." "You just find his illness intriguing." "His CAT scan was clean." "There's no sign of infection." "It's not diabetes." "And you don't care about him." "If that's what you wanna hear, not in the slightest." "Me neither." "May as well be objective." "Maybe it's shigellosis." "Wouldn't account for the bradycardia." "Viral myocarditis?" "Wouldn't account for the whacked out." " So, what's the differential for a negative tox screen?" " He was clean." " Unless someone screwed up the test." " That never happens." "Or he O.D.'d on something we didn't test for." "1.4-Butanediol would give you these symptoms." " That's a new one." " Copy machine toner." "Same punch as G.H.B. A little pricier." "Way more dangerous." "On the other hand, it is legal." "I want you to go to his house and find his stash." "I'll bet you know all the good hiding spots." "Actually, I never did drugs." "Better go with him." "In case he gets high." " How much atropine is the kid getting?" " One m.l." "Make it two." "In case he needs his heart later on." "Matt, did you take any drugs this morning?" "Pencils down." "Can you squeeze my fingers for me?" "Did anyone give you anything to help with the math test?" " Matt?" " I told you." "He doesn't take drugs." "Ms. Davis, all parents think that about their children, and they're usually wrong." "I gave my mum a little trouble when I was his age." "I turned out okay." "Even she thought so." "I know my kid." "The fact that you did drugs doesn't mean he did." "Did he go anywhere last night?" "No, he was home studying." " Any friends come over to help him?" " And bring him drugs?" "Is that what your friends did?" "Ms. Davis." "Look, I tested him myself." "The home kit." "I took some hair off his brush." "I didn't want him to know about it, because I do trust him." "Then why did you test him?" "All he did last night was study and argue about his college interviews." "He wants to be himself-- no haircut, ratty old clothes." "That'll go over big." "Then we both gave up and went to bed." "That's it." "Has he ever had any problems like this before?" "Any family history?" "No, it's just me and Matt." "Diazepam." "Ten milligrams, stat." "Right." " What's going on?" "Just taking some precautions." "He's seizing." "Help me hold him." "Stay cool, mate." "We'll calm you down." "This room is way too clean for a teenage boy." " You know why House thinks I'm a druggie?" " This is gonna be a racial thing, isn't it?" "Same reason he thinks this kid overdosed." "When you're a drug addict, you wanna believe everyone else is too." "He's not addicted." "He has to take drugs." "The definition of an addict." "He's in pain." "And addicted to pain killers." "What a coincidence!" "You really never did any drugs?" "Now this is gonna be a racial thing." "Deflecting a personal question with a joke." "Gee, who do I know that does that?" "Yeah, I'm just like him." "Except for the angry, bitter, pompous cripple part." "Maybe we should all pitch in and get you a nice cane." "You already have the matching gym shoes." "Check this out!" "Mom's not too careful with the homemade tomato sauce." "When the top sticks out like that, it's a sign of bacterial contamination." "This one's open." "I am extremely disappointed in you." "I send you out for exciting new designer drugs, and you come back with tomato sauce." "I bet you paid twice as much." "I got mine online." "Matt decided to make himself a homemade pizza for a bedtime snack." "Source of botulism, as well as a million other toxins... that cause gastroenteritis, cardiac symptoms and mental confusion." "I'm not so sure about gastroenteritis." "But mental confusion?" "Bring it on." " Don't " " But" " Mmm." "Delicious." " Do you have a death wish?" " I notice you didn't try to save me." "I figured you were trying to make some kind of subtle point." "I was." "The kid just started seizing." "Not a symptom of food-borne toxins." "Also not a symptom of drug use." "Not two hours after admission." "So what would make him seize, in addition to all these other delightful symptoms?" " Pesticide poisoning." " Carbamates." "Or organophosphates, organochlorines." " Inhalation or absorption?" " Too soon to tell." "We should wash him down." "The poison could still be on his skin." "Already told the nurses." "Nursing supervisor to the instrument room." " I feel good." " That's your complaint?" "Your major symptom." "I told her this was a waste of time." "I notice colors more." "And music!" "I-- I'm really hearing music." "I'm 82, and I'm supposed to be playing canasta with the other old ladies, but now... when I see a guy with a cute butt," "I can't stop looking at him." "Or... a sexy beard." "And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease?" "It all started a month ago when Mark rented Gone With the Wind for me, but it had the wrong DVD in it." "Oh!" "Oh, right." "I-I forgot." "This is all my fault." "Ofcourse, he was too busy to bring it back." "Yeah, like I don't have a life." "So I watched it, and it had this actor in it-- this kid called Ashton Kutcher." "Now..." "I think about Ashton... all the time." "All... the time." " Ah." " You remind me of him." "Same bedroom eyes." "People are always mixing us up." "I-I-I suppose you-- you need to check my heart?" " No!" "No, no, that-- that won't be necessary." " I told you." "But I am going to admit you to the hospital for tests." "What tests?" "She's just old." "And you're just insufferable." "Your mother has had a sudden personality change." "It should be checked out." "I'll have a nurse come in and admit her." "I'm too handsome to do paperwork." "Anesthesiologist to O.R. Room 4." "Anesthesiologist to O.R. Room 4." "He's been on this medication for over an hour." "Pralidoxime is very effective." "It just takes a little time for it to kick in." "And maybe you're wrong." "Maybe it's not a pesticide." "The blood work was pretty conclusive." "It's an organophosphate." "Oh, my God." "Move back." "Ms. Davis, move back, please." "We're at 30." "Bradycarciac arrest." "Get me the pads." "What are you doing?" "We're gonna beat his heart for him." "Set it at 60." "I can't stand this anymore." "We'll keep him on the pads for another hour." "Then what?" "Let's see what happens." "Well, that's not my philosophy." "Especially when it comes to my son." "And if something bad might happen, I'd like to know what our options are." "The pralidoxime isn't doing him any good." "We're gonna have to wire his heart." " Maybe we're wrong about the pesticides." " I ran his plasma again, twice." "Are there any stronger treatments for the organophosphate poisoning?" "Oh, damn it!" "You caught me." "We went with the weak stuff." "I was just trying to save a little money." "Actually, one of my professors at Columbia developed an experimental treatment for the army." " What's the success rate?" " They're targeted." "There's a different hydrolase treatment for each poison." "We'd need to know if Matt got hit with Orthene or malathion" " What's the success rate?" " Excellent, I'm sure." "It's the U.S. Army." ""Be all you can be"." "Point is, what are the kid's chances without it?" "Minimal at best." "The poison's broken the blood-brain barrier." "I assume "minimal at best" is your stiff-upper-lip British way of saying "no chance in hell"." " I'm Australian." " You put the queen on your money." "You're British." "Call your professor." "If we don't know what kind of organophosphate we're targeting, we don't know which hydrolase to ask for." " There's over 40 organophosphates." " I'll get all of 'em." " Get all of 'em." " Great minds think alike." " By the time they get here, we're gonna know which one we need." "If we figure out how he got exposed, we'll figure out what he was exposed to." "Well, the mom had homemade tomato sauce." "Call me crazy, but I'm thinking maybe... homemade tomatoes?" "Front yard." "Vegetable garden." "Kid's out there spraying, sees a pretty girl, hormones raging, spray can goes off in his face." " I'll check into it." " I'll make the call." "I'll keep the kid alive." "For a while, at least." "I'll have lunch." "Through the superior vena cava... into the right atrium... through the tricuspid valve... and lodging to the wall of the right ventricle." "Can you turn off the pad?" " Capturing?" " Getting a native heart rate of 36." "No, that won't do." "Let's get him to 50." ""The healer with his magic powers!" "I could rub his gentle brow for hours." "His manly chest, his stubbled jaw." "Everything about him leaves me raw"" " Psych ward's upstairs." " "with joy." "Oh, House, your very name will never leave this girl the same"." "It's not bad for an 82-year-old." "She asked me to give that to her true love." "What can I say?" "Chicks with no teeth turn me on." "That's fairly disgusting." "And that's ageism." "You better watch yourself around this babe." "Here are her test results." "Impressive." "Yeah." "I found the pesticide." "It's disulfoton." "And it's empty." "He used up the whole can." "Okay, I'll get Chase on it." "The poison's called disulfoton." "This should bond with it and neutralize the poison." "Then his nervous system will start sending the correct signals to the rest of his body." "But there was no disul-- well, that stuff in that can." "The label says "disulfoton"." "I can show you." "But you didn't test it." "You said Matt sprayed with it this morning before school." "Matt started that garden himself for an environmental science class." " They weren't allowed to use pesticides." " Apparently he cheated a little." "It was orange peel oil." "Totally organic." "He dumped that other stuff last winter." "The symptoms fit." "There must have been some left in the can." "If you're wrong, what will this treatment do to him?" "Well, theoretically, it could increase the toxicity and" "But we're not wrong." "Don't." "We're not wrong." "I can't let you do this." "Get a court order." "Unless you wanna see someone killed by sheer irrationality." "Maternal instinct is always irrational." "Doesn't mean it's wrong." "Actually, that's the definition." "It doesn't make her mentally incompetent." "She's risking her son's life... based on a teenager's claim that he washed something." "How mentally incompetent can you get?" "That's a brilliant legal argument." "Listen, have your Harvard law dog whip up some high-grade legal-sounding psychobabble:" ""Temporary insanity brought on by acute panic distress syndrome."" "I don't care." "We have to give him the hydrolase." "Her only sign of mental illness is that she disagrees with you." "Some would consider that a sign of sanity." "Not the kid." "Let's ask him." "Oh, no, I forgot." "We can't." "He's dying." "Get the mother to sign off that she's refusing this treatment." "Good-bye." ""I, Margo Davis, have been informed of the risks... which may arise from my refusal of advised medical care." " I hereby release"" " Who are you?" "I work for the hospital." ""...the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and its employees, agents and otherwise, for any adverse medical conditions resulting from my refusal." "It is not the hospital's fault if my son kicks off"." " Kicks off?" " I punched up the language." "Mostly for clarification." ""I understand my doctors consider my decision to be completely idiotic"" "Why are you doing this?" " "But I am convinced I know more than they do." "I took a biology course in high school"." "I assume that's" " Yeah." ""Besides, I enjoy controlling every single aspect of my son's life, even if it means his death"." "Sign here, please." "I brought a pen." "Who are you?" "I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son." "You're the mom who's letting him die." "Clarification" " It's a beautiful thing." "Dr. Morell, contact the CAPlab." "Dr. Morell, contact the CAPlab." "She rethought her position." "Start him on the hydrolase." "No." "We've got a problem." "Three." "One, two, three." "Heart rate's 49." "O2 stat, 84 and falling." "Saline, atropine and diazepam, now." "His name is Chi Ling." "He was admitted 12 minutes ago." "Identical symptoms as Matt." "Chase isn't sure he's gonna make it." "This one." "Bag." "Matt's next-door neighbor, by any chance?" "They live 10 miles apart." "Apparently, they don't even know each other." "We live in an apartment." "We have two bamboo trees." "No pesticides." "Just dry seaweed for fertilizer." "The second kid's heart is almost as weak as Matt's." "We may need to get it wired up too." "And I don't know how long Matt's brain will hold up." "His heart's not pumping enough oxygen." "How much are you giving him?" "80%." "Make it 90." "We're risking damage to his retina." "What the heck." "Do it anyway." "He's a calculus student." "Probably likes having a brain." "I'll have Foreman take care of it." " I'm the primary." " Yeah, but the mom wants to get rid of you." "And you know me." "I'm a people-pleasing kind of guy." "She complained?" "About me?" "She went to the principal." "Told Cuddy you took drugs in high school." "This is gonna go on your permanent record." "I was trying to get information." "It was a strategy." "She also used the word "slacker"." "You wanna come in?" "Smoke a little weed?" "Watch some MTV?" "High school has no idea what could have happened." "You sure that Chi didn't sneak onto Matt's tomato patch?" "Maybe they sniffed disulfoton together to get high." "Same school, different grades, different cliques, different everything." "They managed to get poisoned together." "They must have something in common." "Their classes aren't even in the same building." "They don't even eat lunch in the same lunchroom." "How do they get to school?" "Unless you're with the board, the police or the union, I don't care who you are." "Sir, we need to test the bus for chemical residue." "And I need to pick up the basketball team." "You got a problem with that, call my supervisor." "Two kids were poisoned on your bus this morning." "They're dying." "My God." "The things he said." "Dr. House wanted your son to get the medicine he needed." " He was willing to do whatever it took to make that happen." " The wrong kind of medicine." "He didn't know that." "At the time, it was our only choice." "He would have known if he had listened to me." "He listened." "He just assumed you were wrong." "To be honest, that's true of most of our patients." "You're just as pompous and superior as he is!" "Uh, Matt is back row right." "The Asian kid, uh, first or second row left." "Okay." "Look, I got this rash in kind of my groin region." "It's, um, not a symptom." "Neither is being obnoxious." "Looks like you're in the clear." " So who poisoned 'em?" " We're not sure yet if it was done on purpose." "Oh, yeah?" "You oughta see these little bastards screaming and punching each other all day long." "Did you happen to notice if anyone was doing any spraying near the bus route?" "Oh!" "Yeah, there was this truck down by the pond doing something or other." "It smelled kinda funny too." " Oh!" "Dr. House!" " Well, it took you long enough." "We've been waiting here" "Mr. Adams, would you step outside for a moment?" "Why?" "Because you irritate me." "He is my son, Doctor." "He's just a little cranky from not eating." "Fine." "Mrs. Adams, have you had any recent sexual activity?" "What?" "Well, I" " I don't suppose fantasies count." "Oh, my God." "Unfortunately, I've hit kind of a dry spell." "Only for the last-- oh, I don't know-- 15 years." "You see?" "She's" " She's confused." "My father died eight years ago." "Heart attack." "Not in bed, dear." "Why do you ask?" "Because you have tested positive for syphilis." "That's impossible!" "And insulting." "I don't think it's the first time that Mom has heard this diagnosis." ""Cupid's disease"." "That's what we used to call it." "When did you get it?" "Uh, 1939." "Prom night, I think." "He had a Chevrolet." "It was before I met your father." "But you said that" "You said Dad was your first love." "He was." "We're talking about sex." "But I was treated." "Which suppressed it-- in your case, for 60 years." "But now it's back, and the spirochetes that cause syphilis are eating away at your brain cells." "Oh!" "That's revolting." "It's not as revolting as chlamydia." "That's got seepage." "And it's the 21st century." "We've got flying cars, robot dogs and penicillin." "High-dose regimen for two weeks, you're cured." " I can't believe this." " Yeah, well, pinch yourself." "I guess for the next two weeks, I'd better practice safe sex." "You'll be fine." "Just feed that cranky kid." "The county's worried about West Nile, so they sprayed ethyl-parathion right next to the bus route." "Do you have the hydrolase for ethyl-parathion?" "Yeah." "Only one problem." "Matt's mother faxed his records to the C.D.C." "She refuses to let us do anything until she hears back from them." "Well, you're getting good at this Godlike doctor racket." "Why don't you talk her out of this lunacy?" "She's not really a big fan of mine." "Or mine." "Well, only one man left in the bull pen, and he throws like a girl." "I hate sports metaphors." "Give her the high, hard one." "We really think the hydrolase is the only" "I'm thinking about transferring Matt out of here." "Ms. Davis, your son is very sick." "He won't survive a transfer." "I'm getting a second opinion from the Center for Disease Control." "Right." "Look, when my grandmother got sick" "What?" "You're gonna tell me some tough decision you had to make?" " I know how hard this is for you." " Maybe embroider the story a little?" "Make it fit?" "I can't imagine being in your position." "Honesty." "A kind of vulnerable honesty." "That's your thing." "And the looks." " Oh, boy." " They send a single woman to hustle the single mom." "Actually, they sent a doctor!" "To tell you that if your son doesn't get this treatment, there's a good chance he'll die." "That's what House said about a treatment that would have killed Matt." "You've gotta do better than that." "No, it's on you." "You need to do better." "Right now." "Yes or no?" " I don't know." " Figure it out." "Wait." "Nurse!" " Help!" " Okay." "Coming." " Seizing." "Suction." " Watch his head." "My son!" " Coming." " Diazepam." "Got it." " Suction." " Ten milligrams." " Right." " He's not responding." "Another 10 milligrams." "You're killing him!" " You're killing him!" " Get her out of here." "Get her outta here!" "Come on, ma'am." "Ma'am?" "Their hearts are barely pumping." "Their lungs are shot." "Now they're showing liver toxicity." "I guess Matt's mom won't nominate us for any Doctor of the Year awards." "Only explanation is they got poisoned by something besides ethyl-parathion." "Then the hydrolase would release the neurotoxins instead of bonding with them." "The only thing they have in common is the bus." "Except their symptoms." "Given their severity... and the fact their cardiac symptoms are getting worse much faster than their other ones, what does that tell us?" "The poison was probably absorbed through the skin." "They were admitted at 8:45 and 11:00." "When were they poisoned?" "Absorption through the skin?" "Anywhere from three to eight hours." "In a case that bad, more like one and a half to four." "So Matt was poisoned before 7:15." "Before he got on the bus." "You're thinking each kid got poisoned in his own house?" "Two separate exposures?" "What do teenage boys do in the morning, besides the obvious?" "Wake up, go to the bathroom, then the obvious, then check their zits in the mirror." " Do they both use the same acne cream?" " Because acne cream contains lanolin, which could have pesticides, and you're thinking they both bought the same product" " It was contaminated." "Shaving cream." " Chi doesn't look like he shaves." "But he sweats." "Deodorant could contain lanolin." "Do these people have animals?" "Chi has a dog." "Matt has a cat." "Fleas." "Flea powder." "Okay." "Go to their houses." "Check for anything that might have touched their skin... between the time they got up and the time they went to school." "I'm running low on tomato sauce." "Oh!" "Dr. House!" "Hello." " I sent you home." " Well, I came back." "I took a cab, so my son wouldn't try to chaperone us this time." "I'm sorry, but... the fact that the sexual pleasure center... of your cerebral cortex has been overstimulated by spirochetes is" "It's a poor basis for a relationship." "I learned that one the hard way." "Doctor, um, these feelings that I've been having" "Is it all because of the syphilis?" "Yes." "Then... here's the prescription you gave me." "Well, it's not likely I'm going to infect anyone." "No, but it'll kill you." "Well, gotta go sometime, and..." "I really don't want to play canasta for the rest of my life." "I" " I like feeling sexy again... and... making a fool out of myself with handsome, young doctors." "Do you think that I would have given you this... if it would stop you from flirting with me?" "Well, but if I'm cured-- Then all the spirochetes will die off." "But the little pieces of your cerebral cortex that have been destroyed won't grow back." "You're brain damaged." "Doomed to feeling good for the rest of your life." "Really?" "Well, thank you." "Georgia." "Yeah." "When I stop being contagious," "I'll come by for a checkup." "Yeah." " Matt uses Sure." " Chi uses Old Spice." " No zit cream." " Lucky kid." "Floral air freshener." "Doesn't matter." "When was the last time you heard of a teenage boy using air freshener?" "Pert shampoo." "Um, Johnson's over here." "Matt's mom would make him use air freshener." "There are limits to a mother's power." "Even hers." "Just check." "Negative on the floral." "Matt's A.L.T.'s are up to 800." "If they get any higher, we can toss his liver." " Yeah." " No matches on flea powder or underarm deodorant." " Or any other kind of deodorant." " What about shampoo?" "No to shampoo, bar soap, dish soap, dish detergent." "How about laundry detergent?" "Maybe they both washed their clothes this morning." "I'll check." "You know, if we cure Matt, he can use his close brush with death on his college essays." " Admission guys love that stuff." " That's how you got in, right?" "Jailhouse diary?" "Uh, TKO." "TKO." "Liquid?" "Liquid, 128 ounces." " 128." "Yellow jug. "Special"-- - "Environmentally safe formula"." "It's the same." "Bring in the detergent." "So the detergent was contaminated with pesticides?" "Which soaked into their clothes and got absorbed into their skin." "Hi." "Uh, listen, the clothes your son wore today" " He washed them this morning, right?" " What?" "Nice, respectful Asian kid does the laundry." "My wife said he didn't." "Well, then I'm betting he washed them last night without you knowing." "He doesn't even know how to turn on the machine." "And those clothes were new." "Nobody washed them." "His clothes are all new?" "The ones he wore today, yes." "Never washed." "Now what?" "What about Matt's clothes?" "Were they new?" "Uh, they're ratty old jeans, I think." "They've been bagged and taken downstairs." ""Davis"." "Yeah, they're Matt's." "And they're old." "And yet the label isn't faded in the slightest." "Fake old." "Hundred dollars for the homeless look." "What?" "Kids aren't pretentious in England?" "Chi was wearing a different brand." "How could they both have been contaminated?" "That is the question for the ages." "Meantime, get these tested." "I never bother to wash new clothes before I wear them." "Right." "Your wife does." "She likes you feeling nice and comfortable." "Hey, I'm a man." "I don't have time for laundry." "I'm saving lives here." "No, she doesn't wash them either." "So your skin absorbs a little dye, the odd chemical here and there." "You know me-- Mr. Living On The Edge." "Judging by the self-importance of your strut, you have identified the chemical in question." " Phosdrin." " Hit 'em with the hydrolase." " Chi's parents said yes, but" " Mighty Mom said no." "Well, she's gonna feel like a million bucks when Chi lives and her son dies." "Send Cameron." "She's the only one of you who's managed to talk her into anything." "Not this time." "Matt's mom won't make a move until she gets that opinion from the C.D.C." "Godot would be faster." "What is this?" "Thought I'd hang out." "In case you change your mind." "Then I could give Matt the medicine right away." "Don't worry." "I've got time." "The C.D.C. promised they'd call." "I'm sure they will." "Maybe tomorrow." "Maybe the day after." "It takes time to review faxed records." "Then they'll probably tell you they can't make a decision based on faxed records." "This is Suzie." "She's never gonna marry him." "No money." "What makes you think you're right this time?" "Same reason as last time." "If you wanna see how the other kid does first, that's okay." "Might help you." "Although there's a real good chance" " What?" "Matt might kick off?" " That's a little blunt." "I was gonna say "run out of time"... or just kind of let my voice trail off." "Hello?" "Yes, this is Margo Davis." "But you have his records." "I sent them." "Yes, I understand." "They can't help me." "They haven't seen him." "They can't make a decision-- Give it to him." ""The C.D.C. is unable to give an opinion at this time, ma'am." "We're gonna have a doctor in your area next week"." "You fooled her with that?" "House!" "So I'm gonna be cured?" "As long as you don't wear any more poison pants." "I'm sorry, Mom." "I knew the pants were stolen." "They were only five bucks." "You're gonna give me hell, aren't you?" "Oh, honey, I'm just glad you're alive." "Let's get you home so you can rest." "Maybe I am too hard on you." "You don't have to make up that test till next week." "You can stay in bed and work on your applications." "Some guy was selling pants off the back of his truck near the school." "When he wasn't busy as a clothing entrepreneur, he did day labor at a cornfield out on Route 1." "He used the same truck for both jobs." "So he spilled pesticide on the pants and was too lazy to clean up." "Real question is why are you still here?" "Why aren't you out there making up with the joyful mother?" "Why would I do that?" "No reason at all." "If you don't care about her." "Or her son." "Oh, Dr. House." "The C.D.C. called." " Again." " Oops." " Who are those guys?" " Oh, they're the arrogant jerks that saved your life."

"Name." "Good evening" "Welcome to 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'" "Are you ready?" "Please give a big round of applause" "Good luck, kid." "to our very first contestant of the night..." "Jamal Malik, from our very own..." "amchi Mumbai." "Chalo, let's play." "Smile." "You'll be fine." "Name." "Name." " Jamal..." "Malik." "You have a name." "Good." "Stop crying." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "So, Jamal... tell me something about yourself." "I work in a call center." "In Juhu." "Good." "A phone basher." "And what type of call center would that be?" "XL 5 mobile phones." "Oh." "So you're the one who calls me up every single day of my... life with special offers, huh?" "No." "Actually, I'm an assistant." "An assistant phone basher?" "And what does a assistant phone basher do exactly?" "I get tea for people and" "Chai wallah." "A chai wallah." "Well, ladies and gentlemen..." "Jamal Malik- from Mumbai, let's play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "So, has he confessed yet?" "Except his name, I could not get anything out of the runt." "You have been here a whole bloody night, Srinivas." "What have you been doing?" "He's a tough guy." "A little electricity will loosen his tongue." "Give him." "Yes, sir." "Okay." "So, were you wired up?" "Mobile or a pager?" "A coughing accomplice in the audience... or a microchip under the skin?" "Huh?" "The chip is not here." " Not here?" "No." " Okay." "Leave the chip." "Leave the chip." "Leave the chip." "It's hot... and my wife is giving me hell... and I've got a desk full of murderers, rapists... extortionists, bum bandits and you." "So why don't you save us both a lot of time... and tell me how you cheated." "Hmm." "I'm done, sir." "Now, listen." "Hello." "He's unconscious, Juti." "What good is that?" "How many times have I told you, Srinivas?" "I'm sorry, sir." "Srinivas." "Now we'll have..." "Amnesty International here next, peeing in their pants about human rights." "Sir, I was thinking, um-..." "Get him down, tidy him up, please, for God's sake." "Sir... what if he did know the answers?" "Professors, doctors, lawyers, general knowledge wallahs... never get beyond 16,000 rupees." "He's on 10 million." "What the hell can a... slumdog possibly know?" "The answers." "I knew the answers." "They can't touch me We break off, run so fast... they can't even catch me..." "Been that gypsy Touch me, I show you tricks... with my sticks that quickly..." "Pick up their packs on my journey..." "Dogs run They start to follow me" "I have my luck..." "Some days they suck when we live for the buck... we get for the family..." "One day I wanna be a star so I get to hang in a bar..." "I'll go to Vegas if they pay us just to forget my scars" "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "They can't touch me We break off..." "Run so fast they can't even catch me..." "Been that gypsy Touch me..." "I show you tricks with my sticks that quickly..." "Athos." " Athos." "Cried the two musketeers." " Musketeers." "Athos." " Athos." "Repeat it." "'You have sent for me, sir,'said Athos." "'You have sent for me, sir. '" " Ah." "Huh?" "So..." "Mr. Malik... the man who knows all the answers." "Talk." "Talk." "So, Jamal... are you ready for the first question for 1,000 rupees?" "Yes." "Not bad money to sit on a chair and answer a question." "Better than making tea, no?" "No." "Yes." "No." "No?" "Yes?" "No?" "Is that your final answer?" "So, remember, you have three lifelines." "Ask the audience, fifty-fifty... phone a friend." "So the first question for 1,000 rupees." "Here we go." "Who was the star in the 1973 hit film Zanjeer?" "Amitabh?" "Amitabh Bachchan." "Salim." "Amitabh Bachchan." "Amitabh." "Yea." "Amitabh-..." "'A.'Amitabh Bachchan." "Guess what." "You're right." "You just won 1,000 rupees." "You don't have to be a genius." "I knew it was Amitabh Bachchan." "Hmm?" " Mmm." "Like I said, don't have to be a genius." "He's the most famous man in India." "A picture of three lions... is seen in the national emblem of India." "What is written underneath?" "'A,' the truth alone triumphs..." "'B,' lies alone triumph..." "'C,'fashion alone triumphs..." "'D,' money alone triumphs?" "What do you think, Jamal?" "The most famous phrase of our country." "Would you like to phone a friend?" "Ask the audience." "Put the poor man out of his misery, ladies and gentlemen." "My five-year-old daughter can answer that question, but you couldn't." "That's strange for a millionaire genius." "What happened?" "Your accomplice nip out for a piss?" "The inspector is asking something." "How much is pani puri at Harish's stall on Chowpatty?" "What?" "Pani puri." "One plate, how much?" "Ten rupees." " Wrong." "Fifteen since Divali." "Who stole Constable Vermaas's bicycle... outside Santa Cruz station last Thursday?" "You know who that was?" "Everyone in Juhu knows that." "Even five-year-olds." "Congratulations, Jamal." "You just won 4,000 rupees." "For 16,000 rupees." "Religion." "Interesting." "In depictions of God Rama... he is famously holding what in his right hand?" "Hey, Jamal." "Jamal" "I wake up every morning wishing I didn't know the answer to that question." "If it wasn't for Rama and Allah..." "I would still have a mother." "A bow and arrow." "Final answer?" "Final answer." "Hmm." "Ah." "Computer-ji, 'D'lock kiya-jaye." "You've just won 16,000 rupees." "Well done, my friend." "Time for a commercial break." "Don't go away now." "You got lucky, huh?" "If I were you, I would take the money and run." "You're not gonna get the next one." "Everybody back in 90, please." "Okay?" "Can you come and do the controls, please?" "Salim." "Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "Our contestant, Jamal Malik, call center assistant from Mumbai... is on 16,000 rupees and has already used one lifeline-... ask the audience." "So, my friend, you're into serious money." "Yes." "The song 'Darshan do Ghanshyam' was written by which famous Indian poet?" "'A,'Surdas, 'B,' Tulsidas..." "'C,'Mira Bai..." "'D,'Kabir?" "Hello." "It's hot, huh?" "Yea." "Arvind." "Darshan do Ghanshyam" "Salim." "Darshan do Ghanshyam" "Huh?" "Hey." "Darshan do Ghanshyam" "Salim." "Huh?" "Jamal." "Punnoose." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Darshan do..." "Darshan do Ghanshyam..." "Darshan do Ghanshyam" "Salim." "Salim." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Latika." "Jamal." "Latika." "Latika." "Salim." "Surdas." "Surdas?" "Surdas... apka final answer?" "Yes." "Guess what." "You're right." "What happened to the girl?" "They blinded her too?" "They had other plans." "It took me a long time to find out." "I fly like paper get high like planes..." "If you catch me at the border..." "I got visas in my name If you come around here..." "I make 'em all day I get one done... in a second if you wait..." "I fly like paper get high like planes..." "If you catch me at the border I've got visas in my name..." "If you come around here I make 'em all day..." "I get one done in a second if you wait" "Bye." "Bye." "Sometimes I think sitting' on trains..." "Every stop I get to I'm clockin' that game..." "Everyone's a winner We're makin' our fame..." "Bona fide hustler I'm makin' my name..." "Sometimes I think sitting' on trains..." "Every stop I get to I'm clockin' that game" "Yea." "Everyone's a winner We're makin' our fame..." "Bona fide hustler I'm makin' my name" "Hey." "Pirate skulls and bones..." "Sticks and stones and weed and bombs..." "Running when we hit 'em..." "Lethal poison through their system..." "Pirate skulls and bones..." "Sticks and stones and weed and bombs..." "Running when we hit 'em..." "Lethal poison through their system..." "No one on the corner has swagger like us..." "Hit me on my banner prepaid wireless..." "We pack and deliver like U. P. S. trucks..." "Already going hell just pumping that gas..." "No one on the corner has swagger like us" "Salim." "Salim." "Is this heaven?" "You're not dead, Jamal." "What is it?" "Some hotel, huh?" "The Taj Mahal is considered the finest example of Mogul architecture." "...who died on June 17, 1631-... during the birth of their 14th child." "The Taj Mahal was completed around, uh, 1648, using a labor force of 20,000 workers" "In 1980 it became a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was cited as the" "If you would like to follow me..." "I will show you 99 names of Allah on Mumtaz's tomb." "Please take off your shoes." "Please." "Please." "What time is the next tour?" "We are on a very tight schedule, you see." "Have to see the Red Fort this afternoon." "No, I" " Please, would it be possible... to show us around now?" "Obviously we understand that it costs more for just the two of us." "But of course, madam." "Please follow me." "The Taj Mahal was built by Emperor Khurram... for his wife Mumtaz." "Was the maximum beautiful woman in the world." "So, when she died, the emperor decided to build this... five-star hotel... for everyone who'd like to visit her too." "But he died in 1587... before any of the rooms were built or any of the lifts." "But the swimming pool, as you can see... was completed on schedule, in top-class fashion." "There's nothing of this in the guidebook." "The guidebook was written by a bunch of lazy, good-for-nothing Indian beggars." "Oh." "And this, lady and gentleman, is the burial place of Mumtaz." "How did she die?" "A road traffic accident." " Really?" "Maximum pileup." "I thought she died in childbirth." "Exactly, sir." "She was on the way to hospital when it happened." "Ready?" "Don't move an inch." "Smile." "Unbreakable Thailand wood." "You take." "Shoes." "American brands." "Shoes." "All I wanna do And a-..." "Then take your money 'Cause all I wanna do..." "And a" " Then take your money..." "All I wanna do And a-..." "Then take your money..." "And a-..." "Then take your money..." "All I wanna do" " Smile." "And a" " And take your money..." "All I wanna do And a-..." "Then take your money" "This, Mr. David, is the biggest dhobi ghat in the whole of India." "That's amazing." "Come on." "Take a real good look at this." "They say that every man in Uttar Pradesh... is wearing a kurta that has been at least washed once out here." "Formula One." "Formula One." "Pit stop ka speed." "Schumacher ka style." "The-The cows, the-the buffaloes." "What are those over there?" "Oh, shit." "What the hell happened here?" "Okay-..." "Okay." "Okay." "Cool it." "Cool it, will ya?" "Jesus." "You got insurance, don't ya?" "Are you okay?" "You wanted to see a bit of real India, here it is." "All right." " Well, here is a bit of... the real America, son." "Oh." "Yes, yes." "Jesus." "Here." "Eurydice..." "Eurydice" "On an American $ 100 bill... there is a portrait of which American statesman?" "'A,' George Washington..." "'B,' Franklin Roosevelt..." "'C,' Benjamin Franklin..." "'D,' Abraham Lincoln?" "Pay or play, Jamal?" "You decide." "Oh, God." "He's looking at the camera." "He hasn't got a clue." "This is gonna be a walk-away." "Stand by." "No." "He's gonna play with him first." "Jamal." "Get a lot of $100 bills in your line of work?" "The minimum tip for my services." "Oh." "Now I know why my cell phone bills are so high." "They tip the chai wallah with $100 bills." "It's 'C.' Benjamin Franklin." "You're gonna play, huh?" " I think I just have, haven't I?" "You certainly have." "'C,'right?" "Right?" "Who's on the thousand-rupee note?" "I don't know." "You don't know?" "Gandhi-ji." "Oh." "I've heard of him." "Don't get clever... or I'll get the electricity out again." "Look." "They didn't ask me that question." "I don't know why." "Ask them." "It's funny." "You don't seem that interested in money." "As a matter of fact, you have... one million rupees." "Explain the $100 bill." "Bombay had turned into Mumbai." "Why can't you understand?" "I'm sick of this now." "Two chicken burgers, two fries, one mango lassi, one Coke." "One mineral water." "Shimla." "I'm going to Chowpatty, okay?" "Wanna come?" "For God's sake." "You've got some disease." "You forced me back to this shithole... we leave our friends, a good life, loads of money... for this?" "We came back to find her." " You did." "I don't give a shit about her." "Plenty of pussy in Bombay for Salim." "Oh, yes, sir." "You should come back to the cages on Saturday night... instead of go searching for your lost love." "I'm going to Chowpatty." "'I'm going to Chowpatty. '" "There are 19 million people in this city, Jamal." "Forget about her." "She's history." "Dollars?" "100." "Benjamin Franklin." "I'm sorry, Arvind." "Thanks." "Oh." "Sorry." "Cherry?" "So, is it her or not?" "She's sexy, man." "Latika." "Who is this?" " Jamal?" "I'll get the bag." " Who are you?" "What do you want?" "Quick." " You stupid boys." "Come on." "Pack it in." " What are you doing?" "How did you find me?" " Later." "Later." "No, not everything." "Get out, if you can." "Take the cash." "Take the cash." " Come on." "We gotta go." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Shit." "Look who we have here." "Hello again..." "Jamal..." "Salim." "Never forget a face." "Hey, Punnoose?" "Especially one that I own." "You really thought you could just walk in and take my prize away?" "Latika, come." "Have you any idea how much this little virgin is worth?" "Please continue, Master-ji." " Okay, sir." "Get them out of here." " No." "Move." "Get over there." "Let's not be foolish, Salim." "Heavy, isn't it?" "Give it to me." "Huh?" "On your knees." "Down." "Both of you, down." "Money." "You can have money." "Here." "Look." "Take it." "Go." "Disappear with your... friend, and we'll forget all about this." "Okay?" "Maman never forgets." "Isn't that right?" "Oh, Maman can make an exception, huh?" "I can't take that risk, Maman." "Sorry." "Let's go." "Stay." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Who invented the revolver?" "Samuel Colt." "Final answer?" "Final answer." "Jamal Malik... you're on a dream run." "My heart says you're gonna win more." "Computer-ji..." "'A'lock kiya-jaye." "I was right." "The chai wallah has done it again." "Incredible." "Service." " Reception." "Oh." "Found something." " Stay there." "Look away." "I know if you're looking." "No, I'm not." "Is Salim still there?" "Where's Salim?" "Don't know." "You're a sweet boy, Jamal." "I'm looking for Javed." "He's not looking for you." "I killed Maman." "And I'll kill you too." "Easy." "Did you really kill him?" "Good." "My enemy's enemy is a friend." "Come here, my friend." "Mm." "I've been looking for someone like you." "You came back for me." "Of course." "I thought you'd forgotten." "I never forgot." "Not for one moment." "I knew I'd find you in the end." "It's our destiny." "Destiny." "Hey." "Come." "No, Brother." "You've had a lot to drink." "I am the elder." "I am the boss." "For once you do as I say." "Now get out." "Come on." "I saved your life, didn't I?" "Salim, please" "I'll kill you." "Kill you." "I'll kill you." "I am number one now." "Salim." "Salim, open it." "Shut up." "The man with the Colt. 45 says shut up." "Go now, or Gunmaster G-9 will shoot you right between the eyes." "Don't think he won't." "I'm giving you five seconds." "One... two" "Go, Jamal." "Go." "So, did you see them again?" "I wouldn't be here if I had." "Was she pretty?" "I guess not." "The most beautiful woman in the world." "He means 'the bitch of the slums. '" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, no" "Well, well." "The slumdog barks." "Money and women-... the reasons to make most mistakes in life." "Correct." "Looks like you're mixed up with both." "Srinivas." "You need the exercise." "Go and get me something to eat." "Yes, sir." "And chai." "Phaode." "Idiot, Srinivas." "You puzzle me, slumdog-... admitting murder to avoid the charge of fraud... is not exactly clever thinking." "Now, why would you do that?" "Hmm?" "When somebody asks me a question..." "I tell them the answer." "Hmm." "So, how did you manage to get on the show?" "Okay, everyone." "Listen up." "It's been a big week for U. K." "Kat is back." "But she was already back." "Bardi." "Jamal?" "Oh, well, she did come back." "Then she went away... when Alfie split up with her, and now she's back again." "But it looks as if Alfie still fancies Mo after all." "Thank you, Jamal." "Bardi, keep up." "The chai wallah knows more than you." "Anyway, there's also the festival in Edinburgh." "Anybody knows Edinburgh?" "Edinburgh?" "Ah, kilts, castles, uh, haggis, uh, Ben Nevis." "Good." "Yes?" "Inspector Taggart, whiskey, Sean Connery." "Good." "And lochs- their word for lakes." "No filming." "Jamal, come here." "I'm on Millionaire duty today..." "Dave" " Please." "Just for five minutes." "I can't." "Sit here." "If the team leader comes... just pretend you are on a call doing an upgrade for" "Friends and Family." "I know." "Yah." " Two minutes." "Ah." "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "Dial this number now." "Answer this question." "What does 'A. T. M.'" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "I would like to be a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "Hello?" "I want to be on" " Uh" "Bloody bastard." "I never get it." "You have to dial when Prem says 'if. '" "That's when they open the lines." " How the hell do you know that?" "That's what Anjum in technical says." "He put the system in." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Have I been transferred again, for God's sake?" "Hello?" "Good God, will somebody talk to me?" "Uh, hello..." "Mrs. Mackintosh from... 'King-uss-ie. '" "It's Kingussie, love." "Pronounced 'Kingussie. '" "So where are you from?" "Abroad, I bet." "Uh, just down the road from your house, Mrs. Mackintosh." "Uh, next to the loch." "Och aye?" "Which loch?" "Loch" "Loch" " Big..." "Loch Ben." "Loch Big Ben." "Next door to Sean Connery's flat." "I'd like to speak to your supervisor, son." "Yes?" " Salim?" "Who is this?" "Do you know what time is this?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Who is this?" "I'm calling from XL 5 Communications, sir." "As a valued customer, we are offering you a free upgrade... with our Friends and" "Family" "Jamal?" "I" " Is that you, Brother?" "Where are you?" "I thought you were dead or something." "Listen." "We had to go, Jamal." "Maman's guys- they were searching the hotel." "Jamal?" "Say something, please." "Hello, Salim." "Cambridge Circus is not in Cambridge." "Dare I ask why?" "Too obvious." "There's definitely an Oxford Circus in London." "And there's a rowing race between Oxford and Cambridge, so there's probably... a Cambridge Circus too, no?" "I'll go for'D,' London." "Computer-ji, 'D'lock kiya-jaye." "Jamal Malik... you're absolutely right." "It's getting hot in here." "Are you nervous?" " What?" "Am I nervous?" "It's you who's in the hot seat, my friend." "Oh, yes." "Sorry." "Bloody hell, he's got Prem on the run." "Finally." " A few hours ago... you were giving chai for the phone wallahs." "And now you're richer than they will ever be." "What a player." "Ladies and gentlemen, what a player." "Jamal?" "God is good, bhai." "God is good." "Maman's guys were after us." "We just had to skip." "Liar." " Left a message for you at work." "Waited weeks for you at Nagpur." " There was no message." "Bhai, I definitely left a message." "There was no message." "There was no message." "There was no message." "I will never forgive you." "I know." "That used to be our slum." "Can you believe that, huh?" "We used to live right there, man." "Now it's all business." "India is at the center of the world hub, bhai." "And I" "I am at the center... of the center." "This is all Javed-bhai's." "Javed Khan?" " Sorry." "The gangster from our slum?" "You work for him?" "Come on." "Who else do you think would save us from Maman's guys, huh?" "What do you do for him?" "Anything he asks." "He's coming." "You need to go now." "Take my card." " What for?" "You think I'm gonna let you out of my sights again, huh?" "You stay with me now, younger brother." "Now go- my place." "Salim, where is Latika?" "Still?" "She's gone, Brother." "Long gone." "Now go." "Go to my place." "Hey" " Hello?" "Okay, I'll be right there." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey" "I'm the new cook from the agency." "A thousand apologies." "I am so late for the memsahib." "Just a minute." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "There's nothing about any cook." "There is a dishwasher being delivered." "Do you know anything about that?" "I am your dishwasher." "Jamal." "Look at you." "I found you." "I found you." "Your face." "You've hurt your eye." "Why are you here?" "To see you." "Well, you see me." "Now what?" "'C,'Eden's Bridge... or'D,'Apple's Bridge." "Why does everyone love this program?" "It's a chance to escape, isn't it?" "Walk into another life." "Oh, God." "Javed will kill you." "Just" " Here." "Javed?" "You're with him?" "First you order a dishwasher." "Now you want this fucking cook, huh?" "I just thought" " Shut up." "The cricket is on." "And why do you watch this shit TV?" "As it is I am a millionaire." "Come on." "I'm hungry." "Make me a sandwich." "I want to bet five lakh rupees he'll make a century." "Ah." "Make it seven then." "Mm." "Yeah." "Come away with me." "Away where?" "And live on what?" "Love." "Come away with me... now." "Mm." "Salim will help us." "Salim?" "You still believe in Salim?" "Jamal, I'll be gone soon anyway." "We're getting out of Bombay." "Where?" "Do you think he'd tell me?" " No." "Not the second" " No." "No." "No." "And could that be a hundred for Tendulkar?" "To the third umpire, Billy Bowden." "Takes the fielder on." "In the deep." "That's a good throw." "Flat." "He looks confident." "Yeah, I wouldn't be." "Boucher seems very, very confident." "What is this shit?" "Get out." "Get out." "Now go... before he kills us both." "You want to do something for me?" " Anything." "Then forget me." " What?" "No." "I'll wait... at the V. T. station 5:00 every day until you come." "I love you." "So what?" "It's too late, Jamal." "Now go." "So, Jamal, which cricketer has scored... the most first class centuries in history?" "'A,' Sachin Tendulkar..." "'B,' Ricky Ponting..." "'C,' Michael Slater... or'D,'Jack Hobbs?" "But remember, if you answer wrong... you lose everything- just like this." "So do you want to do this?" "That's the way, Jamal." "Dreams of so many... on the floor." "Latika." "Latika." "Latika." "Latika." "Latika." "Latika." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Jamal." "Latika." "Latika." "Latika." "Time for a commercial break, ladies and gentlemen." "I know, I know." "I can't stand the tension either." "We'll be right back." "Guy from the slums... becomes a millionaire overnight." "Do you know who's the only other person who's done that?" "Me." "I know what it feels like." "I know what you've been through." "I'm not going to become a millionaire." "I don't know the answer." "You've said that before, yeah." "No." "Really." "This time I don't." "Come on." "You can't take the money and run now." "You're on the edge of history, kid." "I don't see what else I can do." "Maybe it's written, my friend." "I don't know." "I just get some kind of karmic feeling you're going to win this." "Trust me, Jamal." "You're going to win." "Stand by, everyone." "We're on live in 30." "Get him back on the floor, yeah." "Prem is waiting." "Yeah, he's coming." "He's coming." "I'm just getting him." "Go first." "Twenty seconds." "Do the right thing, and in approximately three minutes, you'll be as famous as me." "Ten seconds." "And as rich as me." "Almost." "Five seconds." "Four, three" "From rags to raja." "It's your destiny." "We are on." "Applause and music, please." "Jib move out." "Cut to two." "Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "In the chair tonight is Jamal Malik." "Yeah." " As if you don't know." "For 10 million rupees" "The question once again:" "Which cricketer has scored the most first class centuries in history?" "I know it isn't Sachin Tendulkar." " That's a start." "So it could be Ricky Ponting..." "Jack Hobbs or Michael Slater." "I'll use a lifeline- fifty-fifty." "Okay." "Computer, take away two wrong answers, please." "Well, you were right about Sachin Tendulkar." "That leaves you a fifty-fifty choice, Jamal." "'B,' Ricky Ponting... or'D,'Jack Hobbs?" "What do you think?" "Decision time." "For 10 million rupees." "'B,' Ricky Ponting... or'D,'Jack Hobbs?" "'D.'" "Not 'B'?" "'B,'Ricky Ponting... the Australian great cricketer?" "'D,'Jack Hobbs." "You know?" "So it could be 'B,' Ricky Ponting." "Or'D,'Jack Hobbs." "Final answer- 'D.'" "Computer-ji, 'D.' 'D'lock kiya-jaye." "'D'lock kiya-jaye." "Computer-ji, 'D'lock kiya-jaye." "With... 197 first class centuries, the answer is..." "'D,'Jack Hobbs." "Jamal Malik-... millionaire." "I cannot believe my eyes, ladies and gentlemen." "This needs a dance, man." "Come on." "Come on." "Well done." "Well done." "So, are you ready... for the final question?" "For 20 million rupees." "No." "But maybe it's written, no?" "Maybe." "Okay, the final question on Who Wants to Be a" "What a show, ladies and gentlemen." "What a show." "Join us tomorrow night to see... if Jamal Malik has made the biggest mistake of his life... or just won the biggest prize in the history of Indian television." "This way." " Yeah." "Let's just" "Come, Jamal." "Great show." "See you tomorrow, okay?" "Be on time." "Yeah." " Bye." "Careful." "What's going on?" "He's a cheat." " How do you know he's cheating?" "Bloody village boy." "I fed him the wrong answer, and that little shit got it right." "You gave him an answer?" "Not exactly." "But how does it matter?" "It's" " It's my show." "It's my fucking show." "It is bizarrely plausible." "And yet" " Because I'm a slumdog, a chai wallah..." "I'm a liar, right?" " Most of you are." "But you are not a liar, Mr. Malik." "That's for sure." "You're too truthful." "We're done." "I don't know where they've taken her." "Latika." "I went on the show... because I thought she'd be watching." "Did Jamal Malik... an uneducated 18-year-old boy from the slums of Mumbai... win one crore by fair means or foul play?" "In the crowd around me, there is an even bigger question." "Will he be back tonight to play for another 20 million rupees?" "Jamal Malik" "Hey, you, come here." "Give me a kiss." "Come here." " You want it?" "Yeah, I want it." "Come on, girls." "And if there wasn't enough drama in a contestant... reaching the final question, Jamal Malik... was last night arrested... on suspicion of fraud." " That guy" "He will never give up." "Never." "Crazy chutiye." "Go." " But" "Just drive." "There won't be another chance." "He will kill you." "I'll take care of him." "Salim." "I can't." "You have to." "For God's sake, hold on to this." "And for what I've done, please forgive me." "Have a good life." "You're back on the show." "Come on." "Come on." "The nation is gripped with Millionaire fever tonight... as Jamal Malik, an uneducated young man from the Juhu slum in Mumbai... won a staggering 10 million rupees... on the television show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "An estimated 90 million people will tune in tonight... to see if he can go one stage further and win... an unthinkable 20 million rupees." "Come on." "Where is everyone?" "Get back in here." "Get back to work." "Now." "Chai wallah?" "Welcome back to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" "I can safely say that tonight... is the biggest night of both our lives." "Jamal Malik, the call center worker from Mumbai... has already won a cool 10 million." "He can walk away with that in his pocket... or make the biggest gamble in television history... and go for the final question... and a staggering 20 million rupees." "Are you ready for that question?" "Yes." " Jamal." "Big reader, are you, Jamal?" "I can read." "Lucky." "In Alexander Dumas's book..." "The Three Musketeers... two of the musketeers are called Athos and Porthos." "What was the name of the third musketeer?" "'A,'Aramis, 'B,'Cardinal Richelieu..." "'C,' D'Artagnan... or'D,' Planchet?" "Athos." "Final question for 20 million rupees, and he's smiling." "I guess you know the answer." "Do you believe it?" "I don't." "You don't?" "So you take the 10 million and walk?" "No." "I'll play." "Let me remind you, Jamal." "If you get the answer wrong... you lose everything." "Ten million rupees, Jamal." "It's a fortune." "I'd like to phone a friend." "We're going to the wire." "The final lifeline." "Here we go." "It's ringing." "Who is it?" "It's my brother's number, but" "The kind of brother who'd go for a walk... on a 20 million rupee question?" "It's the only number I know." "You are on your own, Jamal." "Hello?" "Hello, Jamal?" "I'm guessing that isn't your brother." "This is?" "My name is Latika." "Okay, Latika." "You want to hear the question one more time?" "And let's be clear about this." "Twenty million rupees ride on your answer." "You have 30 seconds." "Latika." " Jamal... please read out the question..." " Salim." "to Latika now." "Is that really you?" "Yes." " The question, Jamal." "The question." "In Alexander Dumas's book, The Three Musketeers... two of the musketeers are called Athos and Porthos." "What was the name of the third musketeer?" "Was it 'A,'Aramis, 'B,'Cardinal Richelieu..." "'C,' D'Artagnan, 'D,' Planchet?" "Fifteen seconds." " Where are you?" "I'm safe." "Ten seconds." "Latika, what do you think?" "I don't know." "I've never known." "Jamal" "You really are on your own now, Jamal." "Your final answer for 20 million rupees." "'A.'" "'A,' because?" "Just... because." "Hey, Salim." "Final answer?" "Yes." "Final answer- 'A,' Aramis." "Computer-ji, 'A'lock kiya-jaye." "Salim." "Salim." "Jamal Malik." "Call center assistant from Mumbai." "Chai wallah." "For two crore-... twenty million rupees." "You were asked who the third musketeer was-... in the novel by Alexander Dumas." "You answered 'A'..." "Aramis... which is..." "I have to tell you... the right answer." "Jamal Malik." "Double crorepati." "God is great." "What a night." "What a night." "Ladies and gentlemen... we are present here... to create... history." "Well done." "Yea." "I knew you'd be watching." "I thought we'd meet again only in death." "This is our destiny." "Kiss me." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "They can't touch me..." "We break off, run so fast they can't even catch me..." "Been that gypsy Touch me..." "I show you tricks with my sticks that quickly..." "One day I wanna be a star..." "So I get to hang in a bar..." "I'll go to Vegas if they pay us..." "Just to forget my scars"

"OFF SEASON" "I normally have an undisturbed relationship to the past:" "I leave it alone, and it leaves me alone." "But an unexpected call in a weak moment changed this." "Do you remember Annie Gabriel?" "Annie Gabriel?" "She often talks about you." "Oh yes, from the "Alpina Palace"." "Miss Gabriel." "Would you mind visiting her?" "She'd be very pleased." "Miss Gabriel is still alive?" "How is she?" "Well, she's very old." "Can I tell her you'll be coming?" "I said no." "And the following day I went there." "After so many years." "Come in." "I've brought you some flowers." "How kind of you, Valentin." "Flowers are beautiful." "Water." "They need water." "I'll be right back." "My little Valentin has come." "He must have grown, your little Valentin." "Look at the nice flowers he brought." "We're talking about the past." "But you don't remember anything." "Yes, I remember everything." "Even things that you didn't see." "But I saw everything, everything." "The "Sahara Night"?" "Max and Lilo, the duo at the bar?" "Professor Malini?" "And Mr. Caprez at the reception." "You didn't know about all that." "You know nothing about it." "I have a visitor." "I'll leave you alone." "Miss Gabriel ran the kiosk in my family's hotel." "As long as I knew her she was surrounded by smiling beauties belonging to the European aristocracy and the American cinema." "I was surprised that Miss Gabriel survived old age." "Excuse me, I have another guest." "My best friend." "She's nice, but too old for me." "Oh, do sit down." " Did you see the people outside?" " Yes." "Your grandma would never have accepted such guests." "Probably not." "All our guests had much more class." "But there were some I found dubious- looking at the time." "Strange somehow." " Would you like some?" " No, thank you." "There were some, yes." "Some of them ..." "Do you remember ... the Mickey Mouse comics ... the Mickey Mouse comics I bought off you." "I imagined you wrote them yourself at night." "Only half of them." "My best friend wrote the other half." "But you had a collection covering 20 years." "35 years in the end." "Yes, 35 years of Mickey Mouse." "The complete collection." "including the special copies." "A fortune!" "The comics?" "Of course, for a collector." "I'd like you to get them for me." "Before the hotel is demolished." "The "Alpina Palace" is going to be demolished?" "They're in the room with a view of the sea." "But you remember, there was a room with a view of the sea." "So I landed here once more." "Looking for 35 years of Mickey Mouse comics." "In the room with a view of the sea of a hotel in the Swiss mountains." "Didn't you forget anything, Ernesto?" "Not so fast, Valentin, you'll fall." "Mena?" " Did you switch off the coffee machine?" " Yes." "Did you bring the fish down?" "And the photographs?" "Did you leave them in the right order?" "One has to think of everything oneself." "Domenico, what are you doing?" "It's unlucky to open an umbrella in the house." " It's stuck." " Then throw it away." "I need it." "In this weather!" "Here, high up under the domes and roofs, was my favourite place." "Here the hotel was even more peculiar and more mysterious." "Chock-a-block with all the things Grandma couldn't throw away." "And she couldn't throw anything away." "Thank you." "Have you changed your hairstyle?" "Looks very natural." "Young man!" "Not bad." "Professor Malini honoured us twice a season, in June and in September." "He was our regular magician ever since the hotel was opened." "They say that the Tsar gave him the title of professor." "This did not seem absurd to us children because of his stunning magic tricks." "At that time the corridors were long and frightening." "Like eternity." "This is where I met up with Pulli, Pexi and John, my best friends." "They led an adventurous life, much more exciting than mine." "But in fact, apart from me nobody had ever seen them." "Pulli, Pexi and John only existed in my imagination." " Miss Gabriel." " Good evening." "Oh yes ... of course." " See you." " See you." "Mrs. Anita Studer had been a regular guest for years and was no doubt the most beautiful woman in the world." "She Led a turbulent life, marked by scandals, which didn't mean very much to me, however hard" "I tried to understand." "Max and Lilo were the legendary bar duo." "They worked for board and lodging and received a percentage for drinks sold, creating an "atmosphere at any price"!" "Max regarded his stay at the hotel merely as a stopgap while hoping to get an engagement on a luxury liner." "But every year they arrived with a trunk full of the latest dance music scores and bravely confronted constant changes in the taste of music." "Keep going, Domenico." "Valentin, come!" "Ernesto, be careful with the radio!" "Grandpa had no age, like all grown-ups." "He smelt of cigars and eau de Cologne and was a kind of God to me." "Grandma did not want people to know that he was blind." "Because of the pity and the gossip." "To please her, he sometimes pretended to be reading the newspaper." " Just when the barometer is rising." " I don't believe in your barometer." " But it's just been repaired." " Goodbye." " We haven't been lucky with the weather." " The room with a view of the sea?" "No, that one is closed." "It can't be had." "Give No. 504." "Ah, there you are." "Did you have a nice walk?" "No. 504 on the third floor." "Over there please." "The clearing will take another week." "Until then the Maggia Valley will be cut off from the world." "Don't Dr. Seifferts always go to the Maggia Valley?" "The Verzasca Valley." "Here." "Another plane has crashed." "I need an electric stove." "I can't help it if I'm cold." " What's the matter?" " He isn't cold, he's young." "I came to this hotel to rest and not to freeze to death." "None of our other guests has complained about being cold." "Here come the Ammanns." "Oh yes, the Ammanns." "I'll be right back." "We'll do our utmost ..." "Is No. 118 ready?" "Fine." "The Ammanns from Buenos Aires were what Grandma called "good guests"." "They sailed to Europe every year and disembarked at Venice." "Mr. Ammann went to the casino there and his luck at cards determined how long they would stay with us." "The worst journey in my life." "Ill-smelling sleepers, cheeky staff, my husband with his whims, the nurse was behaving idiotically." "Calm down, my dear, calm down." " Champagne, madame?" " Thank you." "Come, champagne will do you good." " Thank you." " Travelling always makes her nervous." "She's completely nuts." "She's impulsive." "All women from Buenos Aires are impulsive." "Didn't you only go to North America?" "In principle, it's one continent." "I feel better." "I don't want to catch pneumonia." "You want to separate me from my son?" "The travel-book writer came every year at the same time as the Warburg-Smiths." "He told them his stories, but I don't think they listened to him." "The Warburg-Smiths lived in California, where during the war he belonged to the closer circle of the German movie colony." "She was his fourth wife." "They lived in hotels all the year round, always together, yet each one to himself." "And hop ... the ball has disappeared." "Why didn't you bring the cups?" "Olga, coffee is served after the performance." "No, I said during the performance." "I am here tonight to give you my heart and my soul." "And all that I ask of you ..." "is your thoughts." "...the highlight of this magic evening:" "thought-reading." "In the lower Congo basin I once met a very famous Makenge." "From Philadelphia to Trieste ... from Riga to Shanghai." "An art, ladies and gentlemen, which I only master thanks to my medial gift combined with regular, intensive meditation." "Do you know what a Makenge is?" "I will now collect your slips of paper and you will see ..." "Not a thought - not a wish - will remain concealed." "Please." "Fold it well, please, fold it several times." "What shall I write?" "Write anything, whatever comes to your mind." "He's right, it's only a game." "Write anything." "What did you write?" "Anything." "Anything." "That's right." "Write anything." "In the evening, Professor Malini gave his gala performance only for grown-ups." "The word "gala" evoked a world of greatness, something I'd never seen." "What must the gala be like if the after- noon performance was so breathtaking?" "I ask you to be absolutely silent, ladies and gentlemen." "This exercise requires my utmost concentration." "Silence please." "Now I shall try, with my third eye, to read the thoughts on this paper ... I can see flowers." "Roses and tulips." "Yes, carnations, too." ""Roses, tulips, carnations alike, all three droop at first sight." "Just the one drooped not, and it's called ... forget-me-not"." " That's from her." " That's from me." "That's very pretty." "Unbelievable!" "Water ... a cloudless sky ... a blue lake." ""lf the weather is fine tomorrow, I may go bathing."" "He really can do it." "He can read thoughts." "I wrote that." "That was me!" "I wrote that." "I wanted to become neither a train driver nor a football player later on, but "an expert on special effects", an expression Malini taught me." "I was allowed to assist the magician." "I held the handkerchiefs and the old rabbit that came out of the hat." "And I collected the thoughts of the audience." "Now I shall try, with my third eye ... to read the thoughts that have been confided to this slip of paper ..." "My third eye sees crowned heads ... blue blood and a wedding coach." "Does it say here:" ""Long live the Shah and his charming fiancee ..." "Soraya"?" ""Long live the Shah ... and his charming and tender fiancee Soraya."" "Bravo!" "That's just what I wrote." "That was her." "That was her." "Long live the Shah!" "Long live the Shah!" "What Shah?" "For decades my blind grandpa had memorized the rhythm and the steps of all the hotel guests." "To their surprise he greeted them by their name when they came into the entrance hall, even if they hadn't been here for a long time." "Has No. 242 arrived?" "Is all well, Miss Berta?" " It keeps raining." " The weather will improve." "Good evening, Valentin." "I'm hungry." "Let's eat then." "Mr. Schmid, you're staying until the 15th, aren't you?" ""Lobster Thermidor" on seaweed with parsley." "Is it from the sea?" "Yes, where it is at its deepest." "And then?" "Then a tipsy frog dance." "Frog?" "At the Savoy." "French cuisine." " And then?" " Then ..." ""Capon a la Perigord" ... and peasants' peas." "What is a capon?" "A capon is a cock fowl that has been castrated, so that it can be fattened." "This is good." "Keep enough room for the sweet." "Rum baba with whipped cream." "Westminster pudding with English sauce, peach Melba." "Peach Melba - what's that?" "Peach Melba." "There's a fault." "I shan't come to this hotel ever again." "There's a fault, and you won't repair it." "Now please listen to me, Sir." "All night." "What's that?" "There's a fault!" "It has to be repaired." "I beg you, please have it repaired." "My son didn't sleep a wink." "Did you?" "Go on, say something." "Tell him!" "Two die in a burning room." "Cigarette?" "Cause of fire unknown." "Most likely cigarette." "Miss Fluckiger and Mrs. Hug were experts at catastrophes." "Miss Gabriel, who sat enthroned in the entrance hall and knew everything, kept them supplied." "To me she had something of an Egyptian high priest." ""The new special copy will be out soon", she announced promisingly." ""Special copy" sounded like "gala night", the call from distant, mysterious worlds." "Miss Gabriel had once emigrated to America and then returned again." "What had gone wrong, only Grandma knew." "It had something to do with a man." "This is for you." "Valentin!" "Post from Duck Town." "On Wednesday the new special copy is out." "The hairdresser's was for me the place of forbidden information." "I liked to sit there, absorb in the good scents and listen to conversations of a world unfortunately inaccessible to me." "Mr. Ammann is a real Swiss, 20 years in Buenos Aires haven't changed that." "They say he's a dream of a tango dancer." "I once knew a real dream of a tango dancer." " In Argentina?" " No, in St. Gallen, Switzerland." "A tennis teacher?" "Tennis teachers are terrible dancers." "But they have to move about a lot ..." "Moving is by no means dancing." " Do you need more rhythm?" " Rhythm?" "No, you don't need rhythm but ..." "And Mr. Ammann's got that?" "No, because ... come here ..." "it's like in lovemaking." "It depends ..." "Stop it!" "Be careful, Valentin." " What time is it?" " Did you hurt yourself?" "Our life was divided into pre-season, low season, high season and off season." "In June, when the first guests came, we lived on the third floor, in July and August at the top under the roof." "In September followed our ritual descent to the better rooms on the first floor, in which we spent the winter." "When at Capri the red sun settles over the sea" "And in the sky the pale crescent of the moon is wee" "The fishermen to sea in their little boats will go" "Putting their big nets out in circles or in a row..." "Do you know that the emperor Tiberius had young boys thrown from a cliff on the isle of Capri?" "Good Lord!" "Whatever for?" "Tiberius was a homosexual." "I see!" "And from boat to boat you can hear the old song" "Hear from far how it sounds:" "Bella, bella, bella Marie, remain true I'II be back tomorrow morn" "Bella, bella, bella Marie, forget me not!" "See the lights so bright shining out at sea" "Restless and so small, what can that be?" "What is out so late at night?" "You know what it is, what's cutting the tide?" "Countless fishermen whose songs from afar you can hear:" "When at Capri the red sun settles over the sea ..." "They could learn a lot here from the hotel Quisisana on Capri." " Yes, Mama." " Not a day without sun." "Yes, Mama." "All rooms with a view of the sea." "But there is no sea here, Mama." "That's what I say, they could learn a lot from Capri." "Ernesto, put the cases away." "Then call someone to repair the typewriter." "The "R" jumps." "Nona, tell me a story." " You want me to tell you a story?" " The gardener's here." "Can't you see I'm busy?" "I'll come later." "Well, I'll tell you a story, but it isn't very pleasant." "Grandma was the big storyteller of my childhood." "Her stories always started with "in the past"." "In the past there were Russians who threw china about, there were coaches and governesses." "And the Empress of Austria skied behind the hotel." "Mostly they were the same stories, but by telling them so many times they never were quite the same." "This anarchistic baroness had come from St. Petersburg." "And she had prepared a terrible plot." "And he was dead." "This anarchist had destroyed two lives in one go, his and hers." "But the tragic thing is that he wasn't the man she was looking for." "He wasn't the Russian foreign minister, but an unfortunate manufacturer of lingerie from Paris." "Forget about the job on the Queen Mary." "Ted Everding says he'll do what he can." "Good evening." "Good evening." "A great success tonight." "A fantastic atmosphere." "Even the Warburg-Smiths loosened up." "They kept clapping." "Tomorrow is Saturday." "The dansant." "But not too modern, please." "The young ones like it modern." "Yes, but the young ones don't come here." "Good night." "Domenico, we have to have the outside pipes checked." "They're riddled with holes, leaking all over." "Have you got the photographs?" "I'm dead tired today." "When all this is ..." "Fine, Ernesto, put the stove there." "I'll take this." "Over there, I said." "Then move these cases to room 12." "I don't want any of them standing around." "Thank you." "Put that in the drawer." "Valentin, please, I said I was tired." "I have a headache." "Do something else." " Nona, tell me a story." " A story?" "What story?" "The story about Sarah Bernhardt and Grandpa." "What, again?" "What a scandal that was!" "The divine Sarah was the most famous actress of her time." "In London she always stayed at the Savoy, which at the time was run by Cesar Ritz personally." "Your grandpa was still very young and worked there as a waiter." "I don't wish to spend my time looking for things on the table." "Therefore I would like the table always to be set in the same way." "So that I can eat blindly." "I ask for the same service at all the tables of this world." " Do you understand?" " Yes, madame." "Remember well what I'm going to say:" "The water glass to the right of the tip of the knife, the wine glass the width of three fingers to the right of it." "The mustard goes there." "The cheese goes here." "No, no, no, here." "That's it." "Pepper and salt here, the cream there." "Put that there!" "Here." "Right by the middle of the plate edge." "When I lift my left hand you can serve, fill my glass or clear the table." "Otherwise I don't wish to be disturbed when eating." " Thank you." " Very well, madame." "You may go." "And then?" "All went well and your grandpa soon became her personal waiter." "But one day, because of a silly incident, there was a catastrophe." "What's going on here?" "Come here." "I want people to work." "Out you go!" " Who are you?" " The waiter." "Where am I?" "Where is my waiter?" "Where is the headwaiter?" "Where is he?" "Nothing is in its place!" "Where is Mr. Ritz?" "Can't anybody tell me where Mr. Ritz is?" "This is an intolerable scandal!" "Everything's wrong." "Where is Mr. Ritz?" "He's to come right now and look at this!" "This is outrageous!" "Where's my waiter?" "What kind of hotel is this?" "Domenico!" "Quick, get dressed!" " But I ..." " Hurry up!" "Mr. Ritz fired me." "Never mind." "There's a scandal with Sarah Bernhardt." "Come immediately!" "The divine Sarah regained her composure after this crisis ... and Grandpa became her personal waiter." "And then?" "And then?" "That was all." "Then nothing more happened." "Ask your Nono." "He was there." "And then?" "Then I met your Nona." "And then?" "And then ... she died." "That's how things end." "This was my favourite story." "And I dreamt that one day someone like Sarah Bernhardt... would wake me up with a kiss." "But Professor ..." "Madame, I'll explain it all to you." " Professore!" " This is the first time ..." "What are you doing?" "This place has a magical attraction ..." "You're stealing the wine!" "Unbelievable." "This is unbelievable." "Papa had died." "He had been ill for a long time and had spent the last years in hospital." "I didn't remember him." "There was something embarrassing about his death, because of the black birds, the countless aunts on my mother's side, who haunted me with their pity." "Valentin, come along." "Papa's death wasn't painful to me." "I was still too small, and Grandma often spoke about the forthcoming reunion." "But eternity frightened me." "Your papa is in heaven." "One day we'll go there, too." "Grandma, what's it like in heaven?" "It's like here in the hotel." "Only much, much bigger." "How long will we stay in heaven?" "Forever." "How long is forever?" "When does it stop?" "Never." "It never stops." "That's eternity." "For weeks I was exposed to the tormenting thought of an unimaginable eternity and of the endless reunions with my family in heaven." "I wanted to know if you always remained the same age or forever small like Lily, the neighbours' child who got run over by the postal coach the year before." "Look, Valentin, this is your little girlfriend who died two years ago." "Ah, here you are at last!" "You're smoking?" "That's bad for you." "There is nothing bad here." "Good evening, madame." "Hello, my dear." "How are you?" "Good evening, Mrs. Ammann." "Look, Mrs. Studer is here, too." "The same as usual." "Mena!" "You're here, too!" "You left so suddenly at the time that I can't remember why." " Miss Gabriel!" " Good evening, madame." " The special copy has come." " Say thank you." "Jekami evenings were events that took place several times in a season." "Jekami means ..." "everybody can take part." "Everybody but me." "I could only indulge in the frenzy of preparations." " Mena!" " Yes?" "The green garland more to the left." "It makes no difference." "Yes, it does make a difference." "The bill for No. 140 ..." "It's a question of aesthetics." "The case to No. 110." "Mr. Caprez, look." "Put it on." "There are breakables in it." " Please, Mama." " You're ridiculous." "Put it on." "Looks good." "If it weren't so, he'd put it on." "What did I say!" "A bit more to the right ..." "Apple cheeks." "I prefer apple-blossom cheeks." "Pink." "The complexion base pink, Sylvia." "Do you think I look common?" "Not at all." "But I have to look common." "I'm going as Jenny, the pirate's fiancee." "The pirate's fiancee?" " In "The Threepenny Opera"." " Oh yes, of course." "And you?" " Me?" " Yes, what will you go as?" "I'm going as a sugarbaby." "Aren't I, Sylvia?" "Yes, madame is going as a sugarbaby." "What is a sugarbaby?" "With lots of pink." "Yes, I understood that, but is it a character or what?" "A sugarbaby is a sugarbaby." "Like in movies ... and all that." "I see." "A sugarbaby is pure sugar." "Isn't it, Mrs. Ammann?" "What's going on here?" "I asked you what was going on here!" "I thought we were going as babies." " Do I look like a baby?" " You look very pretty." "You said you were going as a baby." "As a sugarbaby!" "I said I was going as a sugarbaby." " What is a sugarbaby?" " Look at me!" "This is a sugarbaby." "I don't want to be made a fool of again." "Never again." "But a baby isn't foolish." "Like at the jungle ball in St. Moritz when you rolled around on the floor." "The jungle's swarming with snakes." "You were the only snake in St. Moritz!" "I'd never have thought that in this tropical delight the fortune of love would call me in the glow of night." "That I'd be followed lovesick for hours on end by the beau;" "this the Amazon will certainly not tolerate," "I beg you: not me!" "You have persecution mania!" "Oh, Peruvian girl, who on earth is going to be as prudish as a fifth-form girl!" "Behind my back I am being followed, my dear, this is no Peruvian coastal strip!" "I am tempted by your exotic gait, I am tempted by your erotic demeanour, you're the prettiest fairy on Titi, on Tata, on Lake Titicaca!" "Come, be my wife, how I would like to be your old man!" "Now I know very well, you've got tropical frenzy." "I know not who you are, know not from where you are, from which town then have you come here?" "I am from Bebra here and hunt the zebra here." "Well say, am I a zebra, eh?" "Oh, you Peruvian girl, come and sit with me in the shade of the banana tree!" "What I cannot bear is that despotic air, in your eyes so dark that hypnotic stare." "Go on." "Take part if it pleases you." "But it doesn't please me, Mama." "What are you doing with your leg?" " What do you mean with my leg?" " You can go." "I'm used to being alone." "There are no palm trees, but coconut butter on bread." "Honourable cavalier, what do you think of me, have I got such a stupid face?" "It is true, I'm crazy about Germany, but I don't drink black coffee ..." "Germany ... again and again." "Who knows ..." "I like whatever is exotic, I'm disturbed by your phallic character." "Sir, the Peruvian girl may later on in Berlin work as a tramway driver." "Come, or I'II end my sorrow in Titi, in Tata, in Lake Titicaca!" "Forever this applauding." "One is here to listen to the music, not this endless clapping." "They need that!" "What?" "The artistes." "They need that." "It's like humus to them." "They need the clapping." "You think so?" "I never looked at it from that angle." "Ladies and gentlemen, the Paul Jones." "Ladies on the outside, gentlemen on the inside ... turn in countermotion." "Come forward, ladies and gentlemen!" "Everybody come to the middle!" "Gentlemen inside, ladies outside." "Go on, keep dancing, don't stand still, only the music stops you." "Turn, keep on turning!" "In Hinduism, for example," "Shiva is considered as the god of dance, and Krishna ..." "Oh, India ..." "In Indian temples the dance is the existential sense of the Bayaderes ..." "Pardon?" "They're playing: "Tipi-tipi-tipso with the calypso all will be well again, yes, that is Mexican."" "Dancing, you know, used to be a purely religious act." "This way, ladies and gentlemen." "Madame Ammann, over here please." "A little lower, Ernesto." "Look towards the camera!" "Madame, come quickly!" "No, no, I don't want to." "I never look good in photographs." "Look out for the little bird." "Something's bound to happen." "Like six years ago, with Mr. Nipelius." "He just sat there and was suddenly dead." "Afterwards, in the photo, you could see he was dead." "The gentleman is feeling sick." "Quick, a doctor!" "Got you!" "That was only a joke." "Another one." "Now I'll take one." " Do you find that amusing?" " Revolting!" "That day I achieved a decisive breakthrough with my investigation into the facts of life." "It turned out that women are partly covered with fur under their clothes." "This discovery and some contradictory information from the world of anatomy and eroticism, however, didn't fall into place and form a clear picture." "Shall I show you how to make yourself feel good?" " Feel good?" " Shall I show you?" "Try it, you'll see." "Perhaps it's only known to us in Buenos Aires." "Ladies and gentlemen, at last it is here - the longed for, begged for ..." "Sahara Night with Professor Malini!" "Follow me ... into the Sahara." "It is hot in the desert." "It is hot, very hot in the Sahara, hotter and hotter." "Very deep in the Sahara desert, hotter and hotter." "It is scorching." "Professor Malini's "Sahara Night" was taboo for me." "I never even managed to steal a glance of it." "Later on, this gala was cancelled because of a scandal, the details of which were left entirely to my imagination." "Follow me, follow me into the hot desert." "Deep in the desert it is hot, hotter and hotter." "It is so hot in the desert, in the immense desert." "I have never felt so cold before." "They'll never see us here again." "But, Mama, you say that every year." "I won't get on your nerves much longer." "Relax." "It is hot." "And hotter, hotter still." "Another lady's taking her clothes off." "Good Lord, what's going on here?" "Sahara." "Hotter and hotter." "Follow me." "Hot." "Very hot." "Good Lord, but madame, please ..." "But ..." "Malini ..." "Professor ..." "what are you doing, in my hotel?" "You've gone crazy." "Shocking." "I've never seen anything like it." "Look at Mr. Ammann." "It's unbelievable." "Madame, please ..." "What are you doing, doctor?" "I beseech you!" "A scandal." "Good Lord, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, this has never happened before." "Forgive me!" "Malini, what are you doing?" "You're out of your mind, Malini!" "Shocking." "Why did you do this?" "Prof. Malini is said to have hypnotised people who never regained their identity." "Uncle Paul was most likely such a case." "He had to be "put away"." "He lived in the mental home, in the "asylum", as they said." " Clara!" " My dear Paul!" "Clara, Clara." "How pleased I am to see you here." "How are you?" "Wonderful that you've come." "Wonderful." "How are you?" "We're fine." "Valentin, give your uncle a kiss and give him his present." " Who's this?" " The little boy." "You'll give me the double room with a view of the sea, won't you?" "We're having a great season." "I know, and the weather forecast is excellent." "No vacancies." "We're full up." "You see to the luggage." "Fully booked." "I'll introduce you." "My dear friends, may I introduce you to the guests who have just arrived." "My very, very dear sister Clara, her husband Valentin, including staff." "Mrs. Yersin, is your heating working again?" "It isn't working." "The lady is from Piedmont." "That's why." "Tonight a little aperitif will be served at the bar, at seven thirty sharp, if I may say so." "Madame de Morsier ..." "my sister, her cousin." "Madame Pochon, you confuse me." "Clara, I'll have to leave you alone now, I have work to do, on the other side." " I'll wait for you." " I'll be right back." "Kalaka, Salasa, beware of the flies." "Let's go." "I don't want to go to heaven, Mena." "Be glad if you don't go to hell." "What's it like in hell?" "Hotter than in the Sahara?" "Much, much hotter." "Do children also go to hell?" "Only heathen children." "Am I a heathen child?" "Take me to your church, Mena." "You know that's impossible." "Your grandma would never allow it." "But she isn't here tomorrow." "She's going shopping." "It could remain our secret." "Mena was Grandma's old maid, and the most loyal soul in the world." "She also kept talking about heaven and angels and Rome, that is near the sea." "Mena was a Catholic, which to my grand- parents was even worse than communist, although during my entire childhood no communist ever stayed with us." "The Catholic church was near the hotel." "Sometimes mysterious singing could be heard through the half-open door, and the smell of incense intoxicated me." "Then came the disastrous day, when I talked Mena into taking me with her." "I had decided to become a Catholic." "Mena was fired on the spot." "She started to drink and was filled with unquenchable hatred towards Grandma." "It is Mena, it is Mena who utters this curse." "A curse on the whole family." "Evil ... the devil ... hell!" "For the whole family, for everybody!" "You shall burn miserably in hell!" "This is my curse!" "Listen to me!" "You will burn, you will roast in hell, for an eternity." "Lex Lindbergh?" "Kidnapping." "Did you have a bad dream?" "Come on, won't you tell it to me?" "It's hard being a child, isn't it?" "Were you a child, too?" "No." "I never was a child." "I was an ice princess." "At the age of ten I was a champion in figure skating." "At twenty I danced on Broadway." "I lived in a big house on Long Island, I had servants and a gardener." "Have you still got the house?" "No, that was a long time ago." "It happened on a boat to America." "Professor Rosenfeld's orchestra of artistes was playing in the big ballroom." "I fell in love with him and gave up everything." "Is he in heaven?" "No, he's here." "He's sitting at the bar with a Scotch." "Yes, it's Max." "Max is Professor Rosenfeld." "Valentin ... come along."

"Folden Trangle:" "Opium Field" "How is it here?" "Nothing special" "What a hot day!" "A troop is coming!" "Quick!" "Get the guns." "Change!" "Surround them" "Don't let them go, stop them" "Surround them, change!" "Officer, you have accomplished a great deed" "All depended on your colleagues help" "Thai's Police Headquarter" "Let's cheers, cheers!" "Officer, that's nice" "Thank you everybody" "Cheers, we're so happy." "Let's cheers, cheers!" "Don't be formal!" "Come on!" "Cheers!" "You are drunk" "I'm not" "You are drunk already, useless bunch, cheers" "How much did we loose?" "Around 60% of the annual income" "There must be revenge" "Hong Kong" "Computer Information Room" "Let's drink" "We'd better stop." "The international police will eventually use its force" "Then, we're in trouble" "I'll make them pay for this" "Every single one" "play over there" "Brother, wait for me!" "Be careful" "Are you Nakabura?" "13 International Police died, 4 of us died too" "There's no advantage" "Now, the international police are coming down on us" "We'll be in deep shit sooner or later" "Don, this case will not be resolved like this" "Otherwise, our 4 brothers died for nothing" "Don't you agree?" "We lost 4 of us." "You must be heart broken" "Yeung" "I have already lost 4 fingers" "It hurts" "You're still alive" "You're still ahead" "Stop" "Do you still treat me as your brother?" "I didn't start it" "Carry him out" "Brother, in your condition, you shouldn't worry too much" "Shan Ho and we will take care of the International Police" "How is it?" "Bangkok" "Good morning!" "Put that file on my desk" "I don't care about your revenge, but how about the loss of the 60% income?" "Now, don't you worry" "Shan Ho and I have planned a Black Cross Project equivalent to the annual income of drugs" "Good, tell me about it" "It's not the right time yet." "We have to keep it secret" "You just wait for your share" "Actually the project has begun already" "13 International Police died in a month either killed or captured" "That's too much." "What the hell are you doing?" "Every one we sent out was wasted" "Cops catch thieves or thieves catch cops..." "Commissioner, Mr. Fong arrived from America" "Send him in" "Now we've lost all of our reputation" "Even American are coming into this" "Listen, you must solve all the cases within a week" "Dismiss" "Yes, sir..." "Please come in" "Take a seat Thanks" "Commissioner, I'm..." "I know, you're Commander Fong from Narcotics Division of America and first honored student in Police Academy" "I'm flattered" "What can I do for you?" "What a coincidence!" "I was going to say that" "What can I do for you?" "What can you do for me?" "Very simple, my job is to provide money" "It is good to cut off the source of narcotics by burning the Triangle, but problems are left" "The Asian Mafia have joint together for revenge" "It's getting worse" "Hey!" "We have everything under control" "Commissioner, frankly speaking if we didn't investigate, we won't come for no reason" "As we know their mastermind is still in Hong Kong" "What are you suggesting?" "We suggested you using outside help" "First, they can work more convenient as they're not cops" "Second, they can accomplish anything with their ability" "You know who I'm talking about" "I know, but their price is too much to afford" "We are paying" "Mr. Keung, thank you for your help" "Don't mention it!" "According to the information you've provided we really take back the 10 Billion Franc from our Swiss Bank" "Very good" "Now, the professional thieves are very good in computer" "They can easily gain access to the control computer and steal the money" "Did you already deposit my part in my bank?" "Sure, every time we pay our bill" "Very well!" "Talk to you soon, thank you!" "Boss, the Commissioner is on the line" "Hello, Commissioner, what a surprise!" "What can I do for you?" "John" "Commissioner, you are on this case" "Let me introduce, this is Commander Fong from American Narcotics Division" "Hello!" "Nice to meet you" "This is Mr. Keung, leader of Angel Organization" "Moon, do you have Liquid paper?" "Thanks" "Moon, file please!" "Do I have any letters?" "Where's mine?" "Here you are, Amy!" "Thanks!" "Do I have any?" "Where's mine?" "Thanks!" "Moon, give me information on Man Yu Company" "Yes" "Damn, Moon has got the boss" "Mr. Wong" "Did you book my ticket to Taiwan?" "No" "Why don't you do it right now?" "Yes" "Dummy, I don't want to ride on carpet tomorrow" "The boss is in a good mood and makes fun of Moon" "Moon" "Thanks" "I'm John" "John?" "Another case?" "I have to take a leave again?" "This must be a tough case" "That tough?" "Yes, Angel No. 1 is involved" "Him as well?" "Japan Shaolin Temple" "Wait a moment" "Yes, master" "Let me show you" "Yes, master" "Wrong!" "You should catch the wrist first and twist with force like this" "Do you understand?" "Yes, master, I understand" "Stop!" "Next lesson" "Yes, master!" "I understand" "Master!" "You must be careful" "Please take us along with you" "No, I must go alone" "Don't forget what I've told you" "Master!" "Hong Kong International Airport" "John!" "Did you miss me?" "Yes" "Let me introduce." "This is Moon." "This is Elaine" "This time you travel very light" "Thanks, handsome guy" "Let me." "It's not that light after all" "Miss" "He's talking to you" "What's up?" "I've said thank you already" "No" "Let me carry it" "Thanks" "Thank you so much" "No thanks!" "Just two of us?" "No, Angel No.1 is waiting for us" "Saijo" "How are you?" "We haven't seen for a long time" "Now we have the opportunity to work together again" "This is Elaine, Mr. Saijo" "Is this Angel No. 1?" "Not too shabby" "Cheun" "You didn't even let me greet you at the airport" "I need your help for a tough case" "How can I burden Inspector Chan to greet me at the airport" "Not bad" "Not bad" "Have something to drink" "Good" "Cheers" "Why don't you sing a song?" "No" "Great" "Not bad" "What good is it?" "Singing in every lounge every night, when can I stop?" "No money, even a single benefit" "Don't grumble." "If I'm right, there will be reward tonight" "How do you know?" "I want to know too" "Sit down" "Mister, what would you like to drink?" "Give me a Gin Tonic" "Good" "What's the matter?" "What's the news?" "None of your business" "Of course, don't offend my source of wealth" "I know." "Your table is inside there" "You're the one just arrived from America..." "Boss, your friend has arrived" "It's good business tonight" "Boss Chan, please" "You're the boss from America" "Don't talk like that, but it's true that I'm the one who pays" "Let me introduce, this is Mr. Kwok, our Boss, Chan" "Mr. Kwok" "Boss Chan, please sit down" "You guys go over there" "Mr. Kwok, what do you want to talk to my boss?" "Let me introduce formally, Commander Fong, Moon, Saijo, Elaine" "How are you?" "So arrogant, I'll charm you" "Don't make troubles" "Come, cheers" "Guard at the door" "Yes, boss" "Please follow me" "Your turn to sing" "Yes" "How much is an International Police worth?" "Who ordered you to do this?" "You want to know who I am?" "Go to see through the window" "Don't look around." "I'm at your opposite side" "Who's the mastermind?" "You must say" "No need to hide, come out if you have the guts" "Help" "Let me down." "Why chained me up?" "Who are you?" "Let me go" "Help, what do you want to do?" "No..." "Talk" "I don't know." "I don't know anything." "Release me" "No" "Okay!" "It's Dai Nippo Company" "Thanks" "Yeung, Chan" "Directors of Dai Nippo" "The information from Police Record Department was handed to them" "Let's check Dai Nippo Company" "Good" "The 3 watches on the table are tracing device" "Wear it and the computer will show your exact position" "This is prettier, for you" "If the headquarter wants you for important matters it will blink on the tracking device" "Very interesting" "All of us must be careful tonight" "We'll split and start to work" "You look" "Drop it" "Wait, copy this as well" "Just a common order for rabbit saving box" "Look at the amount" "$200,000.00" "If it's a common order, why would it be in the safe box?" "Right" "Continue" "Sai Kung Pier" "Damn, somebody came in" "Madam, Shing called and said somebody sneaked in the company" "How do you guys work?" "It's not my fault." "I was not there" "Check it out fast." "I want to know who did it" "I will check it" "Don't mess up tomorrow's business." "I won't give you another chance" "Yes, I know" "The girl last night was really great" "Count me in next time" "The thought is still sweet" "What's the matter?" "Must be talking about love" "Go over and see" "The sky is bright and you're still fooling around" "Watch out if you might faint" "Kowloon Tong is the best place to go." "Don't play with girls if you're poor" "Go" "Nothing's free" "Ho, the goods are ready" "Good, prepare to start the car" "Why is that car parking there?" "Poor lovers" "That girl is cute" "Never mind her, hustle!" "Or Madam will slaughter us" "Work!" "Work!" "He's coming!" "Quick!" "Find a way" "Act" "Sorry" "Do you see anything strange?" "Goods from Philippines are either guns or drugs" "This time it's by sea." "It must be drugs" "Wouldn't it be inside the fish barrels?" "I don't think all the barrels have it." "We'll check it meticulously" "It's so light, must be a trick" "Drive" "Surman, how is it?" "Ho, the situation is great" "Madam, the drugs are grabbed by the Angels" "Angels?" "How was it?" "Tell me." "Was it exciting?" "Guess how much this is worth" "It's worth 30 million" "I didn't think Philippine has so much goods in stock even the Triangle was burnt down" "We're rich" "Hello, he's here." "Please wait a minute" "Boss, the Commissioner is on the phone" "Commissioner, what?" "Yeung ask you to look for me?" "Yeung is looking for us already?" "We're flattered" "Good, 2 pm tomorrow in Peninsula Hotel" "Commissioner, we can handle it." "Tell your people not to interfere" "Bye" "Yeung wants to negotiate" "Kitty, bring me the map" "Yes, boss" "Tomorrow" "Mister, please" "Please sit" "Sir, your call" "Good, thanks" "Hello" "Mr. Keung, you're punctual" "I'm used to plan accurately" "You Angels are not very friendly" "We specialized in challenging the Mafia" "Good, I like chivalrous people." "What's your conditions?" "I don't expect rubber check" "Can you afford it?" "Go ahead!" "Release all International Police." "Stop all revenge actions" "Who do you think you are?" "Angels" "You Angels haven't checked my background" "I will never be intimidated 30 million is a small amount, take it" "Your honored student is coming" "We have to count him in now" "Man" "Watch out" "No fire" "Hei, lend me your lighter" "Here's the lighter" "Catch it" "Thanks!" "Lam" "What's up?" "Chan asked if you will come down and play cards" "Coming, who am I afraid of!" "Lost last night, I have to win it back this time" "Don't move" "Hold up your hands" "What a beautiful girl!" "How are you?" "So sexy" "I'm from Taiwan." "I'm lost" "Can you help me?" "Don't point that at me" "Yes, Fatty, don't point at her" "I have to get on the plane tomorrow" "It's far from here to the airport" "Really that far" "Look again" "Man" "What's it?" "Nothing, I fell down, nothing" "What can I do?" "This car is not bad" "What are you looking for?" "Aren't I worthy to look at?" "It's me" "I'm so dumb." "Let me think" "I know where to go now" "Sorry for disturbing you, thanks" "Are you really going, pretty girl?" "Bye..." "Damn" "She knows Cantonese" "Out" "Let's go" "Keep away" "Let her go" "Catch her" "Americans are brawn but brash" "Only if he didn't show up, that goof" "So wimpy" "That's why I put the tracing device on Commander Fong" "We can find her even if she hides at Yeung's place" "Slime Elaine" "Elaine, I didn't expect you'd be like this" "Selfish" "You gamble with his life" "Shameless" "Would you be satisfied if he's dead?" "I go to save him immediately, anyway!" "How are you?" "Are you alright?" "Don't have to fight so hard" "I like it." "I'm trash." "I like to fight hard" "Watch out" "Thanks" "I can't take it" "We'll split to look for Commander Fong" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine." "I knew you'd come to save me" "Go" "Up" "March up there!" "You go over there" "They're chasing us" "Quick, go up" "Why are you so slow?" "Wait!" "Forget about me, you go first" "Jump down" "How?" "My face will be scratched by the branches" "I'm brave." "I jump from such a great height" "No..." "Just hold on" "It's painful" "Now the man is saved." "Yeung's people are dispelled" "You can have a holiday and collect the dole" "This case is not as simple as you think" "Saijo is right." "Did we finish Yeung?" "Yes, commander Fong will have a hard time reporting to his officer" "If you think this case is closed, we can tell the American to pay" "Angels do not work only for money." "We'll ask for it after the job is done" "That's possible" "You're cool" "Hi" "Fai, Wah" "I want to go to the washroom" "Girls should be more discreet." "Don't say it so loud" "Young master, let me take her there" "How is it?" "They're fine, will wake up soon" "You don't recognize me?" "That's not important." "It's alright if I know our daughter" "Take the call first!" "Daddy, sister took me to play at chuck cheese" "Please let me go" "Alright, but behave yourself" "Yes, bye Daddy" "Let's go" "What about my daughter?" "Don't worry, I guarantee she's fine" "I'm waiting for you at the car park" "Do you admit defeat?" "I do..." "I'm not a cop." "Why should I arrest you?" "I can release you, but I have a condition." "You must promise" "To stop the big revenge" "I'm controlled by others" "Yeung is powerful." "I can't beat her" "Is that Yeung's idea?" "Do you think I'm stupid?" "We'll be finished sooner or later" "It's good that you're smart" "I want to know if you are one of the Angels" "I don't want to accept a favor from you." "Let me tell you" "Watch out of Yeung, she still has a plan" "But you don't have to inquire." "It's still a mystery" "I only know it's related to a code and supported by Japanese" "Thanks" "Forgot to tell you that your daughter is home already" "That's settled" "The code is hid by Yeung." "How do we find it?" "Our honored student can do" "Elaine" "What?" "I am talking about using a handsome guy" "Are you kidding?" "What kidding!" "I remember when I save him after a heavy fight" "He's the only one who didn't get his shirt torn" "All the other International Policemen are wounded, lying on the floor 90% of the reason is that Yeung likes him" "So what?" "Should we send him for a suicidal attempt?" "Can we solve the case if we know the code?" "Can I join the Angels if I accomplish the task?" "Yes" "What do you think?" "I want to see Yeung" "I don't want to play anymore." "I want to go home" "Does anybody know where Yeung is?" "We'll take you to the person you're looking for" "Go..." "Madam, he's here" "Madam, this is what we found on him" "Get out" "Yes" "Is this the way American hiding the gun?" "What else have you got?" "Sit, Commander Fong" "You have a special way to look for people" "Now you found her." "What do you want?" "I must know what the Big Plan is" "What?" "You're too naive." "Would I tell you so easily?" "What do you have to offer?" "This gun will do" "Although it has only 1 bullet" "I have confidence on it to make a hole in your heart" "Now, you have to tell me" "Actually you don't have to know what the Big Plan is" "You can shoot me down" "Now that the golden Triangle has gone" "If I die too, you Americans will be applauded" "No need to consider, shoot" "Didn't you say you can make a hole in my heart?" "I'm waiting." "Are you too merciful?" "Should I come close to you to have a better shot?" "What is it, American?" "What more do you want to know?" "I want to know the code" "Yes, I'll tell you the code, but don't you regret it" "I really can't find him" "We're in trouble" "Saijo" "I'll check if there's news of the commander" "Please don't get into trouble" "What is it, American?" "Are you comfortable?" "You really want to know the code" "Yes" "I'll tell you." "The code is 1987" "News of Commander Fong" "I've done what the Angels can't do." "I got the code" "The code is 1987" "1987" "1987" "Did he say what situation he's in?" "I'm wrong." "Why would Yeung let me go?" "Bye" "Dummy, went to commit suicide" "So what even we have the code!" "1987" "1987" "One beer" "They are regulars, serve them well" "I will" "This is the birthday present from Bobby" "The rabbit is interesting, indicating that you're born in the Year of the Hare" "What did you say?" "This year is the year of the Hare" "Year of the Hare" "You are a real opportunist" "Right" "1987 rabbit, rabbit saving box" "Kitty, check the 20millions rabbit saving box order, thank you" "Kitty, any information?" "There's no transaction on heavy metal by Dai Nippo Co." "This year" "What?" "There's a load of gold sending to Swiss today at 2pm, worth 30 billion" "Inform the boss and Commissioner at once" "Supervisor, this gentleman wants to see you" "What is the matter?" "I'm Angel No.1" "Calling Headquarter" "We can set out now" "Got it." "Sir, they're ready" "Action" "Yes, sir" "Calling Gold car, you can set out now" "Drive" "Calling, the rabbits are out of the cage" "The first squadron calling headquarter" "Everything in normal" "Sir, the situation is fine" "Rabbit is jumping towards me" "Calling Gold Car" "Yes, this is Gold Car, over" "Rabbit is in the cave" "We're getting out of the tunnel, moving towards the airport" "Rabbit is jumping to your side." "You can get ready" "Received" "Everything in normal" "Calling Gold Car..." "Come in, please" "Calling Gold Car..." "This is Gold Car, over" "What happened?" "Nothing" "Sir, he says he's fine" "Where's his location?" "Sir asked where your location is" "Tell him to go to hell" "We're rich" "Stop" "What's the matter?" "We're rich" "No" "Let me out, no" "No, let me out" "Boss, we've lost Saijo's signal" "Let me go, no" "What is it?" "Saijo's signal is out" "Can't be" "Saijo told Kitty to call me and went into Gold Car" "Just now, the signal was getting weaker and weaker" "Now the Gold Car disappeared" "How could this happen?" "I don't understand as well" "Hope he's alright" "Even if he died, the light should be alight unless he's melted into thin air" "Kitty, check all the Gold-melting places" "Good" "Let me go" "Check everywhere" "Yes, sir" "Save me..." "Sir" "How is it?" "No trace" "Dismiss" "Dismiss" "Save me" "Let's go." "Moon, Kitty have found the address of the melting place" "Why do I have to wear this?" "It's loose and the buttons are huge" "Never mind, it's good for you" "Madam, Chan has set out already" "Ho, if it was made in pure gold, we'll be rich" "Fai, let's set out" "Yes, Boss Chan" "Madam" "Watch the boss closely" "Madam, would Chan have funny ideas?" "He won't dare." "He loves his daughter" "Boss, news from Saijo" "Inform Commissioner at once" "Yes" "You're really Angel No. 1, so ferocious after being locked up for so long" "You're rich" "Same to you" "You want to ruin me" "Leave the gold behind and you can go" "Why should I?" "I won't give you a hard time." "You're not a cop" "Madam, Gold hasn't returned." "Would there be trouble?" "Check it out at once" "Yes" "Police, go" "Don't run, stand still" "Don't move..." "Alright?" "You're alright?" "I'm fine" "Only with his help" "We're not cops" "You take care of this Alright" "Moon and Elaine look for you at the melting place and lost contact with us" "I'll gamble with you tonight to win back my capital" "Really?" "Really, would I be scared?" "Then come" "Where are you going after work?" "Old place" "Old place again, are you for real?" "Watch out" "Everybody watch out" "Yes" "Come, push it over here" "Rabbit Saving Box" "Use the buttons" "How is it?" "You're throwing away the button" "See what I mean" "Where's Yeung?" "I didn't expect you to use these buttons too" "You Angels are so irritating" "After the narcotics, you want the gold" "Where's Saijo?" "What have you done to him?" "Saijo" "Saijo" "Saijo" "How are you?" "Moon, where's Elaine?" "Are you alright?" "I don't know what'll happen to Elaine" "It is boring her to death" "What happened?" "They would be fine" "They won't let me eat and force me to take injections" "I drugged them to unconsciousness" "Don't worry, I only put a small dosage." "They'll wake up soon" "You never change your style" "Congratulations for your great accomplishment" "We probably won't get anything" "Don't worry, the money is already in your accounts" "From who?" "Commander Fong" "He's not dead" "The doctor said he would be dead if he wasn't in a good physical condition" "Where's he now?" "The next room"

"Previously on 24." "This is Colonel Ike Dubaku." "We have the CIP device." "We demand the complete withdrawal of the U.S. Naval Strike Force by this time tomorrow." "You are recalling the invasion force." "Well,that determination has yet to be made." "I implore you, do not abandon my country." "It's Samantha Roth." "She says she has new information regarding my son's death." "Roger was tasked with auditing the brokers in his department." "He uncovered other blind accounts, accounts that were traced to a senior member of your wife's administration." "It's all here." "Account numbers,trading records, everything that he knew." "Bauer must have worked out this escape with Almeida's people." "That son of a bitch played me." "Had me believing the Bureau was compromised... someone on the inside working against us." "I realize now it was him all along." "He played us both." "I'm going to make this right,Larry." "Whatever it takes,I will find Bauer and Almeida." "You're out of time,Mr.Tanner. Tell me what you know." "I'm not going to tell you a damn thing." "Where is Almeida?" "Tanner says Almeida's crew has a plan to abduct former Prime Minister of Sangala." "Matobo?" " When?" " Pretty much now." "Why didn't you call the authorities?" " He couldn't,Jack." " Why not?" "He found out Emerson's client was Dubaku." "That's who you believe has agents inside the government." "Dubaku is the key to this thing,Jack." "If we're going to uncover the conspiracy, we have to get to him before he leaves the U.S." " I got away from the FBI." " Yeah,I heard." "I also heard it was Jack Bauer who broke you out." "He's on board now." "The package is a person." "Former Prime Minister Matobo of Sangala." "The assignment is to grab him,deliver him to Colonel Dubaku." "Where's Matobo?" "!" "Where is he?" "!" "It's a safe room,reinforced concrete." "Jack,we leave here without Matobo, we lose our only chance of getting at Dubaku." "Matobo's security chief said there's a safe room at his residence." "They should have him and his wife locked down by now." "They'll be safe till your team gets there." "Your priority is to grab Almeida and bring him back here." "We'll make every effort to use nonlethal force, but Almeida's crew is ex-military." "They're going to be hard to subdue unless my men can return fire." "I understand you'll be exposing you men, but it's a risk you need to take." "Sir..." "Almeida is the only viable lead we've got to retrieve the CIP device." "You need to bring him in alive,is that understood?" "Understood." "Let's move out." "We'll get our updates in the van." "Open the safe room." "I will keep going until you open the door." "I've already told you." "Once it's closed,you can only open it from the inside." "Do whatever you want to me, but you will never get into that room." "We've got to get Matobo." "Without him,we've got nothing." "I know." " Find a way in yet?" " No." "Litvak,any luck reconnecting the intercom?" "Not yet." "I'm working on it." "Sir,this just came in..." "I'm in the middle of a field op,Erika." "I don't really have a lot of time right now." "It's from the attorney general." "I think you should make time for this." " What is it?" " Tanner's lawyers are filing a complaint against the Bureau." "Walker." "Renee,it's me." "I'm less than 15 minutes away from Matobo's house." "When I get there,I'll recon for the Tac Team." "Stop a second." "What?" "This information about Matobo being abducted... tell me how you got it." "You know how I got it..." "I questioned Tanner." "You questioned him?" "Yeah." "Tanner's lawyers are saying you locked them out of his hospital room, then cut off his ventilator." "They said you applied pressure to his gunshot wound." "We needed Almeida's location." "Tanner was not about to cooperate." "So you tortured him." "What the hell were you thinking?" "I got the information we needed." "Information that may not even be valid." "You know as well as I do, coercive interrogation is unreliable." "No,Tanner was not lying." "You know that?" "How do you know he wasn't just telling you what you wanted to hear?" "I'll find out when I get to Matobo's house." "No,you're not going to Matobo's." "You're coming back here to the office." "The attorney general is sending somebody here, and you're going to tell him everything that happened." "Larry..." "It's my fault that Bauer and Almeida are still at large." "Please,let me play this out." "I will deal with the consequences after we find the CIP device." "No,the field team is on the way,they can handle this." "Renee, get back here now." "I'm sorry,Larry, but I need to make this right." "Renee?" "Damn it." "I'm glad you're all right,babe." "The flight attendant said something about us getting a priority clearance to land." "Uh,you got lucky." "Did I?" "I mean,it happened just after we spoke, so I thought maybe you had something to do with it." "Me?" "How could I have done anything?" "Listen,I might be late tonight." "There's a lot going on at work." "I haven't seen you in a week." "I thought we could spend some time together." "Dinner,and maybe..." "You know." "Sorry,I have to go." "I have to get back to work." "Call me later." "Okay." "Did you deploy the field teams?" "Yeah,they just left." "Okay." "Did you deploy the field teams?" "Yeah,they just left." "We need to coordinate with Matobo's security chief... get him back on the line." "These people,they work for Dubaku,don't they?" "Possibly." "Yes,probably." "But if they wanted me dead,I would be dead." "Then what do they want?" "Names." "Names?" "Of my allies inside Sangala." "You would die before you exposed them,they know that." "Yes,they do,but..." "Then it's me." "It's me." "They want to use me to get you to talk?" "Don't worry." "We'll be safe in here until they leave." "Ule,I'm scared." "Alama,listen to me." "We need to stay calm." "We'll be fine." "The FBI knows we are here." "They'll come for us soon." "Okay?" "Mr. Matobo?" "I know you can see and hear me." "Come out now and nobody has to get hurt." "You are wasting your time." "Come out now or I will kill your man." "You have one minute." "Fifty..." "I am prepared to die,sir." "For you and for Sangala." "Eto'o is right." "Without you,Sangala has no leader." "The people need you." "30 seconds." "Eto'o's courage is stronger than your threats." "He is willing to die." "And for that sacrifice he has my eternal gratitude, and the gratitude of the people of Sangala." "Ten seconds." "Time's up." "I just got through to him 15 minutes ago." "Well,he's not answering now." "Then get me someone else at the residence." "It's the FBI." "Does the FBI know we're here?" "Tanner." "He's the only one who knew we were grabbing Matobo." "He must have talked." "Sir,we need to go before they get here." "Not without Matobo." "Those walls are two feet thick." "Even if we blow a hole with a shaped charge, they'll kill everyone inside." "I think I found a way." "Yeah?" "Like what?" "We can gas them out." "We don't have anything!" "We'll find something!" "There's a ventilation system running straight into the safe room." "If I can feed the gas through that,it'll flush 'em out." "The FBI is coming!" "They won't be here for at least 15 minutes." "What are you talking about?" "How do you know?" "If they knew anything before we got here, they'd have evacuated Matobo." "That's just guesswork." "The tac teams are staged out of the DC branch office," "That's 21 miles from here,with traffic." "That gives us at least 15 minutes." "We're not leaving without Matobo." "That's what Dubaku is paying us for." " You're not seriously considering..." " Shut up!" "What kind of gas are you talking about?" "Ammonium dysterate." "We can make it from basic household products." "Do it." "Tony,give me a hand." "Jack,you do know ammonium dysterate could kill them as easily as flush them out." "That's a chance we're gonna have to take." "Delivering Matobo is our only chance to get to Dubaku and the CIP device." "I got it." "Grab those bowl." "Gotten into the vent yet?" "Yeah!" "The FBI will be here any minute." "Tony,I'm ready." "Mr. Matobo... we've accessed the air intake to your safe room." "We are now feeding in ammonium dysterate gas." "If you do not open the door you will die." "I believe that you are willing to sacrifice your life." "But are you also willing to sentence your wife to death?" "Ule..." "You know what they will do if we open the door." "I know." "I can't let them force me to name names." "Our cause is more important than we are." "Take my hand." " Janis Gold?" " Yes?" "I'm Raymond Howell from the Attorney General's office," "Is there some place we can talk?" " About?" " What happened at the hospital,Ms. Gold." "Agent Walker's being accused of torturing your suspect." "He's not my suspect,I have no idea what happened after I left that room,I am not involved." "The suspect's attorneys claim that you sent them to the wrong hospital room, to buy Agent Walker more time." "So it sounds to me like you were involved." "This is going to have to wait." " Janis,I need you on comm,now." " Agent Moss," " the A.G. personally initiated this investigation." " Howell, open your eyes,we have a situation." "She cannot deal with this right now." "Please, have a seat." "Come here." "What's going on?" "We think Almeida and his crew may already at Matobo's." "And we can't reach Renee to warn her." " Why can't you reach her?" " When I heard what she did to Tanner,I ordered her back to headquarters to talk to the A.G's office, and she,uh,refused,turned off her cell." "Oh." "I need you running point" " on SWAT." " Okay,thanks." "Hillinger,keep trying to reach Renee." "We're running out of time." "Put more gas in!" "If we do,it'll kill them instantly." "How much time is it going to take,Jack?" "It's up to them." "I can't breathe." "Just close your eyes,let it happen." "I know if we open that door,it will be worse." "I love you." "Alama,no!" "Get him out of there!" "Get the woman,too." "Just breathe,you'll be all right." "Just breathe." "Okay,let's go!" "I'm so sorry." "Come on." "It's Moss." "Larry,it's Renee" "Renee,listen." "Bauer and Almeida may already be at Matobo's." "They are,I've got a visual on them loading Matobo and his wife into a truck." " Where the hell is SWAT?" " How long for SWAT?" "They're still about five minutes out." "Renee,listen to me,I want you to stand down and fallback until they get there." "Do you hear me?" "Let me just get a plate on the vehicle." "Drop the gun." "Renee?" "Renee?" "Damn it!" "Janis,try getting her back." "Whose SWAT team will be first on scene?" "Remick's." "Get him for me,now." "Move!" "Mr. Emerson!" "Far as I can tell,she's alone." "Damn you,Bauer,you son of a bitch." "She's FBI." "Her name is Walker." "She's the one that pulled me out of the Senate hearing to help me find Tony." "Don't be stupid." "What are you talking about?" "How much does Tanner know about your operation?" "Enough to cause problems." "We need to find out from her what he told the FBI... till then" " we do nothing." " He's right,David." "We need to be sure nothing else has been compromised." "Get her in the cage." "Don't you touch me." " Get your hands off of me!" " Shut up or I will shut you up." "She's clean." "Let's go!" " Do you have Matobo?" " Yeah." "And the wife,but we ran into a complication." "A complication?" "FBI knew about the operation." "Which means Tanner talked." " I don't like this." " No,neither do I." "We got one of their agents with us,her name's Walker." "I need you to check with your source at the bureau," " find out how much she knows." " All right." "If your source doesn't come up all right." "with anything,we'll interrogate her when we get there." "Can't believe I trusted you." "You are lying son of bitch." "This is important,man." "To him and me." "Thanks,appreciate it." "Any luck?" "Yes,sir." "I'm sorry it took so long, but I tracked down a friend who does crypto for the private sector... he says he should be able to crack the files on the thumb-drive." "Provided the,uh,encryption isn't military grade or better." "I doubt Roger would have had access to anything like that." "He also said you'd have a lot easier job if you just went to the NSA." "Not until we know how badly my wife's administration's been compromised." "My friend said he'd meet us at his apartment in 20 minutes." "Do you trust him?" "Yes." "Samantha says the documents will prove my son was murdered." "I'll make sure he understands this can't go anywhere." "Thank you,Brian." "You don't know what it's been like." "All this time,knowing in my bones" "Roger didn't commit suicide, and having people just tolerate me, tell me it was my grief talking." "I'm going to find the people who did this to my son,Brian." "And I am going to make them pay." "Sir,if I may..." "What is it?" "Shouldn't you at least tell the President what you're doing?" "I can't take this to my wife... until I can prove it." "You wanted to see me?" "One thing I've learnt presidents don't make new friends." "That's why they lean on their old ones." "I'll need your support,Ethan." "I'm going to authorize the military operation in Sangala as planned." " Madame President..." " You don't need to list the consequences,Ethan." "Any action I take in West Africa will likely result in a terrorist attack here, but if I take no action,an entire generation of Sangalans will be wiped out." "Your critics will point out you took an oath to protect the people of this country." "And the way to do that is not give in to blackmail and threats." "Ethan... taking a stand against the genocide in Sangala has reestablished our leadership and our moral authority in the eyes of the world." "I cannot and I will not back down." "Yes?" "Madame President,Secretary of State Stevens is here to see you." " It's urgent." " Send him in." "What is it,Joe?" "The FBI just reported that Prime Minister Matobo and his wife were abducted from their residence." "What?" "!" "Abducted by whom?" "His bodyguards identified Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida as two of the men involved, which means Dubaku has the CIP device and Matobo." "Where is the FBI on finding him?" "Do they have any active leads?" "Not yet,Madame President." "They're just beginning the search operation." "I think we need to talk about how Matobo's abduction affects the invasion." "Matobo is the only man with enough popular support and strength to lead Sangala after an invasion." "Without him,the country would collapse in complete bloodshed and chaos." "Which means the best course of action may be to meet Dubaku's demand and withdraw our forces." "The best course of action is to find Matobo and the people who took him." "And make sure the FBI brings in every relevant agency." "Yes,ma'am." "So... where do we stand with your decision to go through with the invasion?" "We still have 30 minutes before Dubaku's deadline." "I want Matobo found by then." "I just sent you new search coordinates." "Upload a grid to the ground teams,please." "I already did,they're adjusting their perimeter now." "All right,thanks." "Listen,Erika." "What?" "I'm sorry I was a jerk before." "You're worried about your wife on a plane." "It's cool." "She's on the ground now." "Her plane landed; she got lucky." "That's great news." "I'm glad she's okay." "Hey,Sean." "I can't stop thinking about last night." "Yeah,me,too." "Excuse me." "Sean,I need you to babysit the downloads on my computer." "They're coming in from the Forensic's team at Matobo's residence." "Now,please." "Okay,sure." "Excuse me." "Remick's team just finished a sweep of the Matobo residence." "He's on line two if you want to talk to him." "Janis,wait." "Did you find Renee?" "No,sir,but one of Matobo's bodyguards saw her being taken by Bauer and Almeida." "Then she's alive." "She's with the Matobos." "We'll run a trace on her cell." "Can't do that,sir." "We recovered agent Walker's phone and weapon on-site." "Forensics is still sweeping the scene." "All right,I want to be the first to know" " if they find something." " Yes,sir." "All right,um... get Renee's picture and description out to all agencies." "Put me in the queue for a real-time update from Homeland." "Okay." "Janis." "I want everybody in this office to make finding her their top priority." "Is that understood?" "It is." "Are you going to be okay?" "What are you talking about?" "Just get to work." "I'm sorry I couldn't protect you,sir." "You have nothing to apologize for." "How much are they paying you,Jack?" "I hope it's enough to live with yourself when they kill innocent Americans with the CIP device." "Shut up." "How many people will die because of what you're doing?" "Emerson." "You were right." "Agent Walker broke Tanner." "How much did Tanner spill?" "Other than the details of Matobo's abduction,nothing." " You're sure?" " Positive." "Walker is extraneous." "Kill her before you get here." "Okay,we'll be with you soon." "Be quick about it." "Dubaku's anxious to get his hands on the prime minister." "Nichols checked with his source at the bureau." "Walker doesn't know anything that can compromise the operation." "You trust Nichols' source?" "Nichols does." "That's good enough for me." "Litvak,change of plan." "Take a right on Morrison Avenue." "What's on Morrison?" "Abandoned construction site... we'll dump her there." "Shouldn't we find out for ourselves what she knows?" "Nichols wants her out of the way before we deliver Matobo." "I understand your deployment's stretched thin, but one of our own agents is missing." "That's a priority,too." "Look,look,I don't care where you find the men." "Just get them out there looking." "I've never seen him like that." "He looks like his head's going to explode." "Thank you." "Well,I'm not surprised." "Meaning?" "Meaning it's fairly obvious he has feelings for Renee." "Why do you think that?" "Instinct..." "I just know." "Stay on task." "General Juma says the American carrier troop still has not begun to withdraw." "Well,they haven't launched their invasion either." "I gave this president a deadline and it's almost past." "Apparently,our demonstration was not convincing enough." "This woman is more stubborn than we expected." "Once she realizes we have Matobo,she'll change her mind." "And if she doesn't?" "You have the CIP module." "Launch another attack." "Let's see how stubborn she is after American civilians start dying." "When will Matobo be here?" "Within an hour." "What caused the delay?" "An FBI agent got in the way." "I needed to make sure she hadn't compromised our operation." " And has she?" " No." "As soon as my men get rid of her," "I'll pick up Matobo personally and bring him to you." "This friend of yours, so you're sure he's going to have everything he needs to access the files?" "He said he didn't think it'd be a problem." "Thank you,Brian." "For all your help,and your loyalty." "You don't need to thank me,sir." "Yes,I do." "You're risking a lot to do this, especially after what happened this morning." "You can thank me after we confirm the information is on that drive." "Said the key should be under the mat." "There it is." "When will your friend be here?" "He should be here any minute." "Would you mind turning on the air?" "It's really hot in here." "Of course,sir." "It's Samantha and Roger." "This is Samantha's apartment,sir." "You." "I'm sorry,sir." "Why?" "Roger was looking into things he shouldn't have." "I tried to protect him,too, but he wouldn't let me." "He inherited your determination." "You killed my son." "You... killed Roger." "It's Tetradyzine,sir." "It's a neuromuscular paralytic." "Don't try to speak,the Tetradyzine also paralyzes your vocal chords." "If it's any consolation,sir," "Roger died quickly." "And I'm going to make sure... you do,too." "Situation here is in control." "Are you tracking Ms. Roth?" "Yeah." "Time to get her back to her apartment." "Are you sure this is going to work?" "It'll work fine." "Mr. Taylor came to her apartment to confront her about Roger." "Lost his temper,killed her." "Took his own life,okay?" "All right." "I'll let you know if there are any problems." "I really am sorry,sir." "If only you'd left well enough alone." " Ms. Roth." " Agent Vossler." "Henry Taylor sent me." "Mr. Taylor's been looking into the matter you discussed." "He believes you're in imminent danger." "My God..." "What am I supposed to do?" "He wants me to place you in protective custody." "Escort you to a safe house." " Now?" " My orders are to take you there immediately." "We can stop at your apartment first, so you can pack clothes,essentials." "Uh,I just need to call my office." "Not until we get you locked down,ma'am." "Please." "Okay." "By this way." "So it looks like your friend from the A.G. is still here." " I know." " What's going on?" "He wants to me about what Renee did to Tanner in the hospital." "What did Renee do to Tanner at the hospital?" "I don't know,but Howell is claiming she tortured Tanner." "Renee?" "I don't believe that." "Maybe you should." "Tanner wasn't talking... and she kicked me out of the room." "And then the next thing I know, the alarm on his ventilator is going off." "And Renee had the information she needed?" "Mm-hmm." "If you weren't in the room,you don't have a problem." "I do,actually... she asked me to stall his lawyers." "And you did?" " Yes." " Come on,Gold." "What were you thinking?" "She gave me a direct order... what was I supposed to do?" "Say no." "Do you realize if they prove that Renee tortured him you're an accessory?" "And Larry is not gonna protect you." "I know." "Let's just hope the A.G." "will have moved on to something else when this is all over." "I'm getting back to work." "Agent Moss." " What do you want?" " Forgive my interruption, but it's just been brought to my attention that Agent Walker is missing." "Yes,she may have been abducted by the same people responsible for kidnapping Matobo and his wife." "I'm very sorry to hear that." "And want you to know that I appreciate the enormous pressure that you and the bureau are under." " Glad to hear it." " Nevertheless,the Attorney General is still pressing for a full account of Agent Walker's handling of the Tanner interrogation,and at this moment," "Janis Gold is the only witness available to me." "She's not available to you,Howell." "I already told you,she can't be spared right now." "I only need a short time with her." " You can't have her." " Are you going to force me" " to get the A.G. on the line?" " You've got to be kidding me." "You really want to press this right now?" "!" "We're in the middle of an international crisis." " I'm aware of that." " And all you seem interested in is condemning the actions of an agent who's in God-knows-what danger just so you can nail her" " to the wall." " If Agent Walker broke federal guidelines and used illegal tactics to get information," " then,yes,she will be prosecuted." " Then maybe you can let us get her back first before you throw her to the wolves,I mean,if that's okay with you." " Yes?" " Larry?" "NSA just relayed a call they intercepted to us." "Renee was referenced." "Referenced how?" "Janis?" "I think you need to come hear it yourself." "I'll be right there." "Excuse me." "We're not done here." "Agent Moss!" "Did you source it?" "Five minutes ago." " It's legit." " Check it again." "I already did,twice." "Where's the intercept code?" "Right there above the decryption algorithm." "They routed it to us on a priority channel." "Were we able to get verbal confirmation?" "It's not going to change the content of the call,Janis." "I know,I just..." "What's on the NSA intercept?" "What?" "You said Renee was referenced." "What's on it?" " It's only a fragment,but she's referenced," " Yeah." "Enough to get a GPS fix?" "The clip's not even 20 seconds long." "The best we can say is that it's in the metro area." "Play it." "Emerson,you were right," "Agent Walker broke Tanner." "How much did Tanner spill?" "Other than the details of Matobo's abduction,nothing." "You're sure?" "Walker is extraneous." "Kill her before you get here." "We'll be with you soon." "Be quick about it." "Dubaku's anxious to get his hands on the Prime Minister." "When was this call made?" "Ten minutes ago." "Run a trace." " I already did." " Run it again!" "Jack." "The ditch." "Kill her." "Yeah." "Tony." "Step down." "Step down!" "You could either walk or I could drag you." "You're really going to kill me?" "I'm not going to beg for my life,Jack." "Good." "So everything that you told me was a lie?" "I'm doing what I have to." "I don't expect you to understand." "I understand that you are a traitor and a murderer." "Turn around." "No." "You're going to have to look at me when you pull that trigger." "I said turn around." "If you trust me,I will get you through this alive." "Get on your knees." "For a second there,I didn't think you were going to do it." "Now bury her." " We're on a timetable." " Can't have anyone finding the body before we're out of the country."

"This is the most important Public Theater in Barcelona." "By the way, very good theater is done here in Catalonia ...really good." "And I am the SOB critic ...you know." "In about a little more than an hour and a half there will be a premiere here, in this theater." "The truth is that I didn't want to come here." "I wanted to stay home or go to the newspaper, for... well, reasons that do not matter now." "But I couldn't concentrate, I was uneasy." "That's why I decided to come here." "You know..." "I had something to do with tonight's premiere." "Maybe you'll like to know, how this story about a mother," "Madame de Sevigne, and her daughter, Mme de Grignan, made it here." "No, no... if you are interested, if you are curious, me well... me, I'll feel good talking about it." "Really." "Lets take a look, just for a moment, to the other visual world, the tv world" "The director is Marina Ferrer-Amat" "Madame de Sevigne's author." "No, what we have lost is the synchrony check the synchrony and I'll be right back" "Marina I can't pull you out of gastronomy is that I can't, really." "Working on TV is selling your soul," "No, to me what's important is to do Sevigne, but today nobody produces... maybe, I just have not tried it..." "Sorry Marina... don't be naive they wont produce this for you." "What you should do is move it, take it to theaters see if they can produce it." "Do you know Ignasi?" "Well, he is the Public Theater programmer." "You'll see how he will do something." "And you introduce them." "And then you'll see that you'll have pumpkin cream, beef and pears with wine well then... that's all." "Try them and then send me your results, dear friends?" "It wont work." "Why would it work now?" "Is that ..." "I've already send it six times to the Public Theater and they always say that their schedule is closed." "Itwontwork," "It cannot work..." "Ignasi, they brought this envelope for Julia." "All right." "I'll give it to her." " Hey, Pol Duric called." " Okay." "Let me introduce you to Julia Berkowitz the star director of the Catalan theater." "You're not working on the silences" "Julia, began her theater career as an actress until the unexpected death of her daughter Tanit compelled her to retire." "The pauses, what are they for?" "Much later, Julia went back to the theater, but... as a director." "Excuse me, I'll be back." " Terrible day, right?" " Yeah..." " What's new?" " Here, read this." "What is it?" "A script from an author that works for television." "Okay..." "So, How's quitting smoking coming along?" "Okay, very good, very good..." "I see..." "See you later, Ignasi." "No Pol, you have to come here and tell Julia that you will cancel the play she's been staging." "You're the one..." "I'll call you, she's here." "You cannot allow this, Ignasi." "You are the Public Theater programmer." "You cannot." "I can't, I can't..." "with your husband I can't!" "If the play fails, is because of his reviews." "Now he demands the Public Theater to produce new talents .." "when last year he said the opposite." "With so many useless people" "Gerardo is the only one that really loves theater." "Julia, Gerardo conspires behind your back." "Until today he has scared all the theater general directors... and Pol is no exception." "Hi Pol, yes, I'm with Julia." "Pol wants you to go to his office and decide what play to produce." "Do you have one in mind?" "Because if you don't, he'll insist with "The Wise Women"." "Changes a Junet for a Moliere..." "what kind of criteria is this?" "So, what do you think about Sevigne, have you read it?" "How is it?" "I'd rather die, than to do again "The Wise Women"." "It's cheap ... only two characters, it's the cheapest." "What?" "I like it, but for next season Ignasi, the script has to be trimmed." "Marina Ferrer-Amat from TV." "Like the new talent would be great." "Why don't we produce this play?" "I need time." "Yeah, time for you that I have to make." "Listen, listen... okay, you interview the author, right?" "Her boss is a colleague, he is moving a program for..." "Shall I set the interview?" "Why don't we have dinner and finish deciding?" "Yes... yes if I didn't have dinner with Gerardo." "It's been too many years with this program and I am very tired..." "I need a little fresh air..." "I grew up in the street... and is not known..." "Ok Gerardo, but there has to be an explanation to what you wrote." "Yes, of course." "Yesterday I learned that they're preparing all those plays similar to yours, but... with a theme much more daring, more provocative... more... more actual." "Yours compared to these two, will be nothing." "Do you understand... it's that clear." " Yes." "But there are actors, there is a crew..." "I don't care about them!" "I know that you'll never be an adult, but how about a little normal?" "Near you, dear?" "Impossible." "Is a normal gastronomy program and we start to talk..." " What?" " Nothing." "A woman that reminds me of Tanit." "How long do you have without speaking about it?" "Tell me." "You like it, right?" "Shall I order a box for Saturday's dinner?" "Sorry, sorry..." "Is that..." "Gerardo I admire you a lot, I agree with your critics and... and with the cultural insert you direct... hmm" "See, I hate to buy the newspaper, but I'm your fan and I admire you a lot." "Really." " For me?" " Yes." "Thank you very much." "Is that your intellectual capacity triggers my libido." "No, you take it easy that me with guys nothing, eh... no, but for one I like, then..." "No, really, I read you I follow you and... you are right with everything, and more... eh..." " Is this for real?" " Yes." "Yes." "But I'm usually very discreet, very Catalan." "I don't do this, see?" "Sorry..." " No, no." " What an honor." "Incredible." "Sorry, is that I'm very interested in your plays." "Thank you." "They're always so precise, with nothing missing and nothing in excess..." "You have an incredible easiness to find the middle ground that I always miss, okay?" "Alright, you wont see me anymore." "Excuse me if I do as Colombo that's always leaving... but returns with something else." "Gerardo, I've to tell Julia or I'll explode." " Listen, as an actress.." " Tell me..." "I liked you a lot because you were the most natural," " Thanks" " You were as good as the American actresses, you get me, right?" "You had what Stanislavski said..." "Well, I hate Stanislavski." "No, no don't worry, here we all hate Stanislavski." " Really..." " We like better Colombo." "Well, you had what she said about the noble spirit, you know?" "Like now seeing a play with the characters you did, done by others, but it was you is like seeing a color photo in black and white, see?" "I don't know what to say..." "May I kiss you?" " No, wait!" "Stop!" "I'll get excited!" "Guys no, but women ..." "I like to please ... that's the problem with intellectuals by definition they are a disaster in bed." " Who?" "Me?" " No!" "not you, me!" " May I kiss this one?" " Of course!" " Sure, no problem." " Don't move that with you" "I need a ladder." "How do you manage to live with him, without a ladder." "Gerado darling, here I go!" " Sorry, but I'm very happy seeing you." " No, thanks to you." "Look at the price, is okay, is not too expensive..." "Is that the woman that reminds you of Tanit?" "You liked it, rigth?" "What?" "Me?" "The wine for Saturday's dinner." " Good night." " Good night." " Gerardo..." " Yes?" "Is that this weekend I read a play." " Yes?" " Nah, I'll tell you tomorrow." "Till tomorrow." "Marina Ferrer-Amat?" "Hi, good afternoon." "This the Public Theater, I'm calling on behalf of Julia Berkowitz." "Julia got your play and she is interested in meeting you." "Good morning Elena, I'm dropping this." "Julia... could you do me a favor." "What?" "You have to interview an author." "Who?" "It's an Ignasi commitment." "Elena, you know I am very busy, you know that." "Besides, I do not do interviews." "Please, Julia, is only 2 minutes." "Please, do it for me." "Just for me." " Two minutes." "Two!" " Okay." "Two minutes." " Where do I have to go?" " To the reception, she's waiting there." " Alright." " Thanks." "No, this is hake and is hake and trout from Navarra." "Two fish." "Me too, but if you serve beef... sure... it would have more variety, understand?" "It's exactly the same to me if you wish do the Spanish potato" "So you have written the Handbook of the..." "Noble Art of Seduction" " That..." " By the Most Instructed Madame Sevigne." "Well, we cannot say the title is short." "Why didn't you tell me at the restaurant?" "No, because I approached you as a fan." "Then you don't say, look I have a play..." "Hey, excuse me." "Is that the theater program is closed," "Anyway there is something that I like a lot about your play." "But the season is closed." "No, to me, morally, I mean... that morally, it helps me a lot that, that... you like it." "There is a new authors workshop that in theory it should have started, would you like to participate?" "Talk about your play, or whatever you want..." "I have to speak in public?" " Yes." " Oh yes!" "Follow me..." "This weekend I read an unpublished play about Mme de Sevigne, the characters are so well defined that I would like the author to speak to you," "She is Marina Ferrer-Amat," "Marina, whenever you wish." "They are all yours." "Hi." "Have you heard about Madame de Sevigne?" "No." "Then first we have to learn who Mme de Sevigne is." "Sevigne was one of those wise women that frequented literary lounges." "Her drama started when her daughter married." "The girl got married and naturally, left with her husband to live in a small provincial town, Grignan." "Sevigne couldn't stand her daughter's absence and started to write her letters to convince her to come back to Paris." "Passionate letters, authentic love letters." "Letters full of seduction." "She used all her abilities over her own daughter..." "They love each other by mail and when they were able to spend holidays together, they fought till they were separated, otherwise... they would kill each other." "Why... someone has a mother and a sister at home?" "And how is it?" "The relationship is a Christ or a sanitary towels ad?" "Is a Christ..." "is this." "Then in this literary story you can illustrate..." "We're out of time." "You'll have to direct The Wise Women, that'll be your 4th time." "Ignasi, I am deciding right know if I shall propose Sevigne." "After you also have to think that Mme de Sevigne was excommunicated because of the relation she had with her daughter." "To excommunicate, do you know what it means?" "Is like a fancy word to say banish." "There was depravation in those days... followed by Jansenism that was an... austere philosophy within Catholicism." "Is that me?" "The clown, is okay." "How's your sister's self-esteem?" " Low, very low." " Very low, sure... you have an abusive mother and then the daughter does not feel ever... you know?" "at her mother stature." "What I really like from this play is the circularity between mother and daughter" "The relationship they have..." "Love, hate, Love, hate until they go to Provence and then they live happily together." "There's a possibility to do your play instead of the one we're rehearsing." "But, we need some changes, are you willing to do them?" "If you do them, yes." "I just decided, we'll do Sevigne." "Okay." "We'll eat together and work on the details." "I can't, I'm still with the author." "What's going on?" "why are you crying?" "Seems like crying, but is an allergy a terrible allergy the mites." "Listen, I've been thinking..." "tomorrow is Saturday," "I don't have TV work." "Then," "I have no TV, then those small changes you have to do we can do them tomorrow and that's it." "No, no, not tomorrow." "Saturday I have to go have to go to Montseny to check the work been done at my house." " To Montseny?" " Yes." "It's nearby..." "you take me and that's it." "Okay." "Perfect... perfect." "A cavern... can you stop?" "You know, before Mme de Sevigne daughter's castle there's a cavern like this one." "Is it true that mother and daughter used to go eat at a stone table?" "Yes, there is a huge stone table." "Now what we will do is..." "lets see... if a scene doesn't have action, cut it out." "Does this one advances action?" "Marina, you shouldn't fear conflict." "Conflict makes the scene." "Does this one has conflict?" "Yes, one moment, lets see..." "I got it, yes yes, what I can do is send it by Sarfa to Figueres, eh?" "How's mom?" "At my parent's home, there is a book with Tanit Berkowitz's picture." "your mother." " The Slovak congresswoman." "Slovenian." "Where were we?" "In mass, Mme de Sevigne goes to mass." "A, sure!" "Do you know how many times Mme de Sevigne goes to mass in 2hrs?" "Seven." "Each time Mme de Sevigne goes to mass the action stops." "Madam!" "Excuse me." "Yes?" "This house will be the perfect location for a movie." "What I still don't know is if it will be Visconti or Gore." "Hey, is the girl in the photo your daughter?" "Yes is Tanit." "I like the way she hugs you." "Thanks..." "Why?" "Because working with you today has been like getting a Master degree." "You're exaggerating." " Hey, why didn't you say something?" " About what?" "We haven't eaten." " Yeah, well!" "Bye." " Bye." "The monkfish and me watching time passing by!" "And Julia wasn't coming back." "The two of us, the monkfish and me knowing that a) Julia was at Montseny's house with some bricklayers." "b) Julia was not alone as they told me at the theater she was with an unknown author to review her play and c) the play was about Mme de Sevigne a case of feminine Oedipus, that there are some, eh!" "So, at 7 pm the monkfish and I were clearly visualizing an enraged unknown author trying to kill the mother, meaning Julia trying to kill her by hammering her head with that instrument.. what's call?" "The one San Salonia bricklayers use with the hammer in her head in defense of her own play!" "You should see the monkfish face!" "He was really scared, poor fish!" "Gerardo, the author is not quite unknown..." "Do you remember that woman that came to our table the day we discovered this wine?" "Colombo?" "I hadn't told you anything about Sevigne because is not yet officially approved." "You should have consulted me." "Truth is that I was afraid that you wouldn't agree." "And I want to do this play." "Afraid?" "Julia... how could I scare you?" "By the way... they loved the wine." "Pol, this is not clear." "You don't see it clear.." "I understand you, but actually the risk is low." "A small show, low budget 2 characters..." "But who knows Sevigne here?" "Nobody, nobody... but... new authors, wasn't about that?" "And with this story we definitively shut up Gerardo." "That's not my problem." "My problem is to have a full house." "How many people will come?" "Who would make them come?" "Listen, family, that is the theme, the relationship between mother-daughter." " Alright." " It'll work for sure." "I'll take the risk again." "Hey, how's the play?" "The one that Julia is going to direct?" "But, have you read it?" "Yeah... send me a copy without Julia knowing, of course, so she wont think I'm checking on her." "Bye." "Bye." "I was going to call you." "Sevigne has been approved." "Listen, I been thinking that..." "I should withdraw it." "Okay, okay, okay..." "If you hadn't say anything it wouldn't be normal." "Look, this is the play that is about to open." "This is yours." "See, you take the play... take out everything we have cut, you read it and then we talk." "Ask for some days off you read it, and me, I'll read the letters." "There are three volumes, eh..." "Marina, I have insomnia, I can read day and night." "There is one very good thing, the Priorat wine, because now there is Priorat wine, one of those very good that you know there are many people that is steal..." "I mean that Priorat wine is very good, eh?" "See, I would like to be off today and tomorrow." "No, no." "Really is impossible, work is overdue." "Sorry, no, we'll have to tape double time, really..." "The emergency will come next month and before" "I'll ask 3 days off and will be sick, very sick" "Let me speak, you always come with problems" "Yes, yes, problems and problems." " Hi." " Hi." "Marina, I wish everyone was like you, you never give me problems." "No, really, now I like the play a lot more than before, without the cuts." "See..." "It says a lot more." "What's going on?" "You've read the letters and when you compare them to my play, it's not good enough, right?" "No, no, no... is not that... let's see, the Sevigne conversion to Jansenism is not very..." " Hey, hi.." " Excuse me Marina" " They are waiting for me at the TV station - ... no, no is not important when you have a moment, we'll see each other I'll wait for you downstairs." "They're waiting for me really." "Marina..." "What can be worst than this?" "How's going with Berkowitz?" "Very good, she's saving the play, she's very smart." "Do you mean that everything isn't done by Gerardo?" "No, not with us." "Gee, the Gerardo, well he's done!" "Do you know with whom he had an affair?" "Yes, they used to go to hotels and destroyed the rooms... with that cute gallery woman, Nuria Rivas" "Nuria Fruitchbandavadal?" " The same." " Gee... but she is very smart." " And very attractive." " I can see them together..." "See, that I have to learn by Radio Catalonia that my daughter has a premiere in the Public Theater, is unbelievable?" "Unbelievable." "See, every time I speak about the theater, you start to tremble." "Because a is fake world and that's not for us." "We're not like that." "What are you missing at the TV station?" "Weren't you happy?" "I don't like the TV station, mother, I don't like it." "Listen Marina to what I am about to say, listen carefully be careful with Berkowitz, watch-out and be alert." "Since her daughter died in the car accident, this woman has never done anything good." "Besides, another thing." "When you were with Joanne you were more centered." "What are you looking for?" "Who's she?" "Ah!" "yes, it's Berkowitz mother there's another one..." "bad example this woman." "Is a very feminine woman." " Yes... yes.." " You always liked femmes." "Sure, a lot of resistance, putting yourself in front of Soviet tanks, but her daughter had to go with her father." "If that's to be a mother explain it to me..." "What?" "How's it going?" "What?" "Sevigne, everything." "Good." "And you?" "Well, very well." "You are killing me, do you know?" " In Cadaques we had a..." " A good time." "But it is not my style, not since I'm with Gerardo." "Don't mention him." "Honestly I don't know what are you doing with him." "Well, I don't know what are you doing with Pol, until when you'll be his puppet?" "Can't you see it?" "I don't like to see you like this." "And I don't like to see you with Gerardo." "Well, I've never met someone that knows about theater as much as he does." " What?" " You're extraordinarily cute." "How's Romy?" "Hi." "Is this what you want to direct?" "This script has an excess of at least... 40 pages, we have counted them." "Who gave you this copy?" "What do you want?" "Send your career to hell." "I'm interested in the play and is brilliant." "Oh sure, sure." "You're interested and is brilliant, very well." "Open it, open it and you can start taking out zero's from your next contract check, as your value wont be too expensive." "Julia, don't you see it?" "Alright, you have done possible my transition from actress to director, I don't doubt it." "But that doesn't give you the right to closely follow what I do." "Truly, Gerardo sometimes..." "Julia..." "Julia!" "Sorry, hmm, I didn't want to be so rude." "Talk to the author, tell her to add more characters" "You can't leave two women alone in that huge Public Theater stage." "You can't." "Tell her to dramatize more the plot, make it more spectacular..." "I don't know... the complete royal court, King Sun flying the gardens... whatever!" "If she allowed you to cut 40 pages, she could do this, right?" "You're right." "I have been thinking to ask for those changes." "Either Colombo rewrites fast..." "Or I see you directing Monologues dot com among the alternatives." "I'm just asking you to make it more accessible, more spectacular." "I'm not asking for a profound change." "No, just to transform an intimate play with two characters, into a circus with musketeers, whores and whory Jesuits." "Marina, if I think that the changes will change your play, I wouldn't ask for them." "It's the same, forget all I say and... we leave it as it is." "That's it." "I know, sometimes I rush into things." "What happened to you yesterday?" "Nothing." "Hey... there is a lot of humidity here." "Upstairs, I have a group of students that shower a lot." "He has stopped smoking." "I notice it, when someone stops smoking, I can see it." "See, Nuria Fruitchbandavadal has come." "That's what I say, behind a great fortune hides a super simple idea." "You know what her family did?" "Ragmen." "Have you read the play?" "What do you think?" "Did you like it?" "You're referring to the Manual of the Noble Art of Seduction by the Illustrious Mme. de Sevigne?" "Or that play, the one you gave green light?" "Well, has a beginning, a middle and an end." "For the current times, is a lot, isn't it?" "Easy Pol, take it easy, it will work." "How far is it?" "Seven hours." "In the freeway driving how fast?" "Hundred and ten." "No, five hours at 140 km/hr." "But, is France..." "Hey, is this the mother's room?" "And this is the daughter's room." "Yes, mother and daughter." "But you won't tell me, what's going on with you..." "Much humidity, much Chateau and... see this is from Grignan." "Lavender... careful, okay!" "That's it... enough." "No, no sorry but in all the companies they say the same." "What do they say?" "They call me and say..." "Sorry but the sponsorship budget is now for the forum." "Even if they say..." "Yes, but every year is the same, if not the forum is the Olympics," "I am about to close the office and go to Africa." "To Africa?" "To do what?" "Is that I love Africa." "All kind of cars, foreign, national... not only the same kind but all together, and the paintings that have a certain relationship with you, that you will bring some paintings that could make things go better" "and then I would like..." "You are a politician, right?" "No, madam, I'm only a SOB critic that writes about theater." "Pol, do you have a moment please?" "Listen, before I didn't want to go deep so I wont damage Julia interests, but... there is something in that play that worries me, you know?" "See, Sevigne could work and become a success I'm sure, if Julia and that girl author could have the necessary time to to do some changes to rewrite some scenes, but..." "I think they don't have it." "The best you could do is to suspend this project, just for the time being." "Hey, I'm thinking... that I could find a sponsor to do Catalan theater in Gambia." "Like Merce Rodoreda, for example." "Gambia?" "Or in Morocco." "Have to be from an untouched sector that doesn't give money to the forum." "There is people that hasn't screwed for a long time and has it written allover the face..." "No, not you!" "Not you." "is clear that has been a long while since you did it yourself." "You need a couple weeks far away from Barcelona go to the West end or the Westside... but go away." "Tony!" "I leave you, have to say hi to Tony." "I want to exhibit his work this season." "Is this sensation of... not being able to do what you want to do, of... never doing what you need to do." "There is life and everything goes well, no?" "Or seems that everything goes well." "But, you know,I don't remember the last time I dreamt?" "Or what I dreamt?" "All can be summarize in one phrase from Mme de Sevigne to her daughter." "One." "Framed by life without my approval." "Now I found myself saying yes to the changes that a few hours ago, I said no." "and placing her 'framed' as the play's central idea." "I have fallen in love with Berkowitz." "Very strongly." "Wouldn't it be impulsive?" "Julia, Pol is dropping Sevigne." "First he killed "The Janete" and now he kills Sevigne." "And for once in his life he's right." "The play is not ready." "Look, direct "The Wise Women"" "then, take a semester off." "You go to Tuscany, in autumn it is spectacular." "Hey Ignasi, no one, much less you has to tell me what to do." "You'll excuse me, eh... but I was behind Pol at the party and it was Gerardo who killed Sevigne." "Thanks Elena, but for Julia, her altruist husband isn't capable of doing something like that." "Sorry... but it was Gerardo who said that there wasn't enough time to rewrite Sevigne." "I can't Julia, I can't." "Seven days, I only ask for seven days, please." "Let me rewrite it in seven days." "Let me do it." "Have I ever failed you, Pol?" "Yes, okay..." "Only seven days." "Thanks Pol." "Why are you boycotting Sevigne?" "Julia is not a boycott." "I told him what I honestly think... for your own good and the good of the play." "With the script like it's now, is a clear failure." "Why are you doing all this behind my back, Gerardo?" "Perhaps because I love you... perhaps." "Perhaps I'm crazy about you." "What are you doing here?" "What's going on?" "They were going to kill Sevigne for reasons that now don't matter." "The thing is that Pol... has accepted my proposal to rewrite Sevigne in seven days." "But when?" "Now." "But listen one thing," "I have some ideas that you'll love them." "Yes, but I have the TV station, I tape two shifts." "So, when do you want me to rewrite?" "Listen one thing..." "I have a hidden card..." "listen there's a solution." "I have a hidden card I'm going to try something." "They can't say no." "Start the car and wait for me... you'll see it will work." "Careful with Berkowitz, careful and be alert." "Always has been the same for outsiders, everything, and for locals, nothing." "What, very good!" "Why didn't we ask before, you have to cooperate and..." "Cesca, I have to cancel today's taping, something came up and..." "No, no, I'm okay, why do you say it?" "This... is only a thing," "A few days ago I saw Gerardo" "Girl, it's been three days that I've been looking for you, and I can't find you." "Where are you?" "I miss his sense of humor and those feelings that... because behind this big man those feelings are hidden... sorry to say but we are mistaken, this is not closed," "there is an unfinished affair with Gerardo" "and who has taught me that a mature person is the one that confronts her feelings" "Give me a call." "A Kiss." "Hey, you know what?" "wait for me, eh?" "I can't use it..." "look, look..." "I take one of this and I wont sleep for the whole night." " Where you able to sleep?" " No." "Hey, why are you so fast?" "You have done the 7 days work in 5 days." "And have you found any problem to the work done in 5 days?" "Well, there are 10 pages in excess but we will solve it later." "Let's see, you let each one to do their own interpretation of what happens between mother and daughter." "But, what do you think it really happened there?" "Love." "See, take every scene, introduce some physical actions and that will allow you to cut the dialogue." "Yes, but with what criteria?" "I do not know, have them fight, bite each other, touch each other... whatever." "That way you'll be able to eliminate the ten to twelve excess pages." "I don't find my letters so pleasant as when they leave my hands." "I believe they become pleasant when they go by your hands." "What does this suggest to the daughter?" "And the mother..." "Finish it." "Okay, is this." " But, does it go this way?" " Yes, yes." "You take pills?" "Want to know why I ask?" "Is because people I like..." "the cool people always drink too much alcohol or coffee, smoke pot and as I see, you don't do anything not even food" "or whatever, well then only one thing is left, pills!" "I haven't heard from you any sexual perversion that will make you at least interesting, then I say... is that." "Well, do you take pills or not?" "No, I don't take pills, but about sexual perversions... you'll have to do better with your sources of information." " Ah really?" " Yeah." "You may have someone really interesting near you and you won't notice it." "Don't you miss acting?" "No, not at all." "Why not?" "With all the roles you have played when you started to cry and the comedies..." "I was terrified, Marina." "Terrified?" "Why?" "Terrified." "There is a woman that reminds me of my daughter Tanit." "This again?" "How long since the last time you talked about this?" "She imagines the daughter comes into the room and they tenderly kiss." "But, what type of kiss?" "As friends, as a mother or as lovers?" "Let's do it, okay?" " What?" " The kiss." "But me I don't know, eh..." "don't know the technique" "You do nothing, I'll do everything," "Stay still, I'll do it." "What's with you Marina?" "Absolutely nothing." "Well, lets kiss, okay?" "Hey, just one thing... is that... me, I don't know technique..." "if I kiss, I kiss!" "You see more a hug than a kiss in Mme de Sevigne's dream?" "Always been a kiss..." "want a hug?" "Let's see, can you hug me or you also can't hug me?" "No, I do quite well hugging." "Shall I hug you from behind or facing you?" "What I want is to make love to you." "What's Marina?" "What's it?" "What?" "Is that is not you, is the sun." "You're sleeping in the car and I am not your daughter." "Wake up." "I had to buy it because you can't work with" "Mme de Sevigne without lavender." "Here, it's for you." "Do you see a hug more than a kiss in the dream scene?" "Is that I don't see it." "What's what you don't see?" "The scene is the summing up of the play mother and daughter loved each other, but how?" "See, in paper the ambiguity is perfect, but on stage it's impossible." "How did they kiss?" "How did they loved each other?" "Show me." "If I can't understand that, no..." "Come on Marina," "Mme de Sevigne was excommunicated because of the love she felt for her daughter." "Was there incest or not?" "No, I know you don't like labels, but I need to know what type of relationship was there, between mother and daughter." " But, are you serious about all this?" " Yes!" "Well, I think that love there is only one type and thousands of silly people that label the types." "Very good... as a phrase is just brilliant, but it happens that this silly person has to direct the play and I need to know what they do." "Julia, you are a very creative person, you can't make these mediocre questions." "You can't!" "I prefer mediocrity to be full of complexes, inhibitions and dialogues that don't show their true face." "Hey, do you have an idea of what I'm risking with this play?" "I lost my job to be here all this week" "I cut it, I rewrite it as a circus." "Now, what do you want?" "To include an incest?" "See, this is over, label it as you wish." "I'm leaving." "It's the same what Mme of Sevigne felt for her daughter," "what I'm interested in knowing is what i felt for mine." "Julia..." "I'm okay." "I think that if we talk..." "Talk about what?" "What happened?" "Were you in love with your daughter?" "I'm not conscious of loving her like that." "But I can't take her out of my head." "Marina, I can't sleep, I have no life." "Never mind, I'm okay..." "Well, you don't look too good." "I can't, I can't..." "Julia, you're hurting yourself." "I can't take it no more, Marina no more..." "Calm down, calm down..." "Before reaching this point why don't you cry?" "I can't..." "I can't cry..." "Since Tanit died, I can't Marina, I can't." " Go to sleep, Marina" " No." "I'm alright..." "I have a full coffee pot." "Well, but they send it on time, eh?" "Yes, yes..." "I agree it was sent on time... and dialogues are great, but I need results." "Gerardo, I need to fill the theater and what do I have?" "Nobody knows Madame Sevigne, or her author." "I just have Julia as my trump card." "Julia acting." "Why don't we convince Julia to reappear in this play?" "Julia, I've been thinking that Mme de Sevigne conversion to Jansenism never convinced you." "There is another possibility." "Forget Jansenism, cut it out." "Mother and daughter loved each other in Grignan, in Provence when the daughter noticed that her role was to be mother of her own mother" "Can you be more visual?" "Excuse me Marina, there's a car." "We decided with the figures in our hands." "Either you star in Madame Sevigne and we fill the theater, or there's no play." "Just like that." "Julia, it's the large hall." "I don't understand." "I don't understand Ignasi, why are you part of such a low maneuver." "That you sell yourself and have nor respect for you is one thing, but..." "I wont go into personal allusions." "Aren't you disgusted for doing this work for Pol?" "Again." "It was predictable." "Well, the truth is that after the shock, I thought it was a good option." "If you act again, you could be independent from Gerardo," "To whom Pol asked and Gerardo didn't answer." " Very skillful." " What are you saying?" "Nothing, that is very easy to criticize me for my work." "But, you?" "Or isn't it a very low maneuver that Gerardo totally controls your life the way he does?" "See Julia, behind your attitude and mine there is the same, a very human thing fear." "Fear to cut, to fly to live... is the same." "The difference... is that I'll never will reproach you the way you do with me." "Don't dare do Sevigne." "Never thought about it." "You want to see your play on stage?" "Julia, I care a lot more for you than for Sevigne." "Besides, it will be as it has to be." "Yes?" "Thanks for coming... bull..." "Is that I believe that what you are doing to Julia is awful." "Shush by parts, Colombo by parts eh?" "By parts." "And more, when there are important things at risk, by parts." "First the script..." "I read it." "I don't care." "There will be no Sevigne." "Do as you wish, but don't kill it, continue working." "Only with a good script you'll get to any theater." " Something else?" " Yes." "That shit of Jansenism doesn't work not even with lubricant" "But who will believe that astute Sevigne will become an austere Jansenist?" "Sevigne being an orphan since childhood only wanted to find a mother." " Of course." " And on the other side Grignan spends her life giving birth." "Only when the two woman, do you follow me?" " Yes." " Only when they understand that what is all about is exchange their roles they can get to understand each other." "Also forget the Jansenism." " Yes that's what I said to Julia" "Julia didn't see it clear." "And what does Julia know about mother-daughter relationships, eh?" "Nothing, she has no idea." "By the way... how was it in the Montseny, Madame Ferrer?" "Ah Madame Ferrer..." "was starving in the Montseny." "Because Julia takes half a leaf of lettuce and she calls it dinner." "You see... that's what I enjoy from you and what unarms me is you're terribly seductive and you don't want to acknowledge what we are talking about." "Me, me I just flirt with lost causes is safer." "Ah!" "There is where I wanted to get." "Come on." "Come..." "Come..." "Let's see." "Julia is not a lost cause." "Got it?" "Julia is delaying her decision to reappear as an actress." "You know why?" "Because the dilemma is not in reappearing or not reappearing." "The dilemma is another." "I should say that your seduction is becoming successful... hmm." "You already chose between Sevigne and her." "Am I wrong?" "A noble decision can't leave indifferent the other person." "Julia... whatever others say I am not such a big SOB, eh?" "I also want Julia to triumph." "Almost as much, as you want it." "See, I ask you to come, to make sure that the bullshit of Jansenism will disappear from your Sevigne script." "So, come on go work on your play." "My God, Marina, at your age and without work," " I told you so." " Let's see mother did you call me to cheer me up or to totally demoralize me?" "And now, what are you going to do?" "No, let's see, as AVID operator I could find work right away." "You'll always have food to eat." "Do you know that I can't hear you?" "Mother, mother..." "This will cut at any moment." "Can't hear you, mother..." "mother..." "Have you made up your mind?" "I suppose you're going to do Sevigne." "What?" "Ah, you're right, sorry... is a professional decision that belongs only to you." "But between us... let me repeat the question, have you made up your mind?" "7 days at the Montseny are worth it, no?" "And Colombo seems to be very fast writing..." "Look..." "I don't know where do you want to go" "But, if it is what I'm thinking..." "frankly is truly sick." "No, no, no." "What's frankly sick is me having to pay for what happened at Cadaques." "One damn night in Cadaques, one in 9 years." "But who do you think you are to talk to me like this?" "You're right, Cadaques was insignificant and Montseny is predictable." "No, more than predictable, it was necessary." "That's why I facilitated it." "Julia..." "Since you're ending cycles, I propose we end this too." "Like this, we are getting nowhere." "Well, yes... directly to hell!" "Gerardo, nothing happen." "Hmm!" "Then is more serious than what I thought." "You can't throw me away from your life, I love you." "You admire me." "Which is not the same." "You admire me almost as much as I admire you." "What do you want?" "That we continue to admire each other until death do us part?" "Be brave damn." "Be brave and finish." "When you noticed Colombo, that night at the restaurant it wasn't because she reminded you of your daughter... hmmm" "Colombo looks like Tanit as much as a marsupial looks like a fly." " Gerardo..." " It's true." "You like her." "You like her as much as I. Or maybe more." "You only have to convince her about how much you need her." "The poor woman nowadays has very low self-esteem." "Daughter of castrating mother for sure." "Play Sevigne, do as I say." "The alternative is to keep being buried alive." "Pol is having dinner at the theater." "If you run to tell him you'll be able to make him enjoy his dinner for the first time in many days." "And he will score a good win." "We have to make sure that this useless man continues in the Public Theater." "If the theater goes back to the private enterprise the little good we have will be over." "Do you know that I can't remember the last time I dreamt?" "Or what was it about." "Be brave, damn." "Be brave and finish." "Julia, I care for you much more than for Sevigne." "Everything is summarized in one unique" "Mme. Sevigne phrase to her daughter... one... framed in life without her consent." "Can I come in?" " Are you still unemployed?" " Yes." "The humidity is bad, eh?" "Is worst." "Will you come with me to Provence, Grignan?" "You have precipitated there will be Sevigne." "I already told you, if it is for me, don't do it." "Can't you think that... perhaps I'm doing it for me?" "Hey, I have no car." "Hey Marina, I have to go... to deliver a photo album to my mother," "Would you mind if we detour for 5 minutes?" "I been thinking... can you go alone to Grignan?" "I don't want to do the play." "I will play Madame Sevigne." "But, you can't play the role, Julia" "You don't like acting, you were serious when you told me." "I can see when you're acting and when you're not." "You don't like acting." "And you, did you like cutting the scenes?" "Have you liked that I cut them, and you have to rewrite them that I cut them again, you wrote them again... well, now is my turn to do what I don't like," "Don't you see it?" "Don't you know what is happening to me?" "I'm doing it for you." "What inspires me and gives me strength is you Marina." "And if you can't accept it then is your problem." "And do something about your allergy." "Why did you said that?" "Why can't I do the play?" "Yes.. even being like that" "Being how?" "I have the perfect age for the role." "What's the problem?" "You have to cry." "You can not cry and" "Mme de Sevigne cried when she was happy, when she was sad... she cried all day long." "Well, in theater there is no need to cry." "And if you do not cry after the dream scene they will kill you alive and all your good deed you'll tell me where it will be." "Oh!" "Is there!" "I'll think about it." "If I think that I can't do it, then I wont do it." "But then there will be no Sevigne." "How are you?" "Good." "You're beautiful." "You know." "You have always been, but today much more." "Mother..." "I'm splitting up with Gerardo." "I took this from the album, but if you wish I'll give it back to you." "Why have you done it?" "Because it was the only photo of you and your mother together." "Really, your daughter Tanit acted as your mother, right?" "Because she looks so mature and so protective." "She's always hugging you." "What, is not the first time someone tells you this, right?" "Actually every time I'm at therapy and we reach this point... curiously, I stop going back." "Of course, because is the beginning of the end." "The beginning of the end of what?" "Salve Regina." " What?" " Is the Salve Regina..." "Yes, Tanit's role was to be your mother and that's what you miss since seven years ago." "The mother's love not your daughter." "But wait, the end of what?" "Well this process, to cover the pain of not having a mother and when you stop covering the pain, then you'll be able to sleep, to cry and will start to live again." "Let me hear the Salve Regina." "Sometimes I think that I've loved Julia Berkowitz even before meeting her." "Tanit's father was a British writer." "And what happen?" "Well, it happen that two people, two careers, are too many things at risk." "With my ex, with Joanne we were so united that we drown the relationship." "We were like... if we were the same." "To me it seems that wanting things to last your whole life is immature." "And what upsets me is that I loved Joanne very much." "I don't know if it was our living together." "Or it could be that a relationship has to be open." "Yes, I believe that when you reach this age, when a relationships starts and is not an open relationship is because you haven't learnt much in your life." "I always sleep with a Volent Formula 1 that you'll like very much." "Yes, I have seen it in a fantastic race." "Mme de Sevigne said that if at twenty years old someone gave you a mirror and you have the face that you'll have at sixty" "you wouldl fall in your ass." "But if instead of a mirror they'd give you a digital camera is totally suicide." "Where are you?" "I'm thinking." "Is that I believe that where Mme de Sevigne has to cry is in the dream scene." "That's what I've been telling you." "She has to desperately cry." "I want to do it right now." "I want to know if I can cry." "Want to do it with me?" "Would you help me?" " Me?" " Yes." "Play the daughter." "Okay, the mother says..." " Any questions?" " No." "The mother says... daughter, is you, God has taken you." "And the daughter..." "Mother I am willing to accept your tenderness" "Marina, the daughter for the first time shows willingness don't you think that..." "Sorry, I'm sorry" "Sorry, I'm sorry" "Why are you sorry?" "Have you noticed the most minimal rejection from me?" "I should have say shame that it was only a dream," "mother," "Then Mme de Sevigne goes back to reality, to find herself alone, and that her daughter is not there and starts to cry for a long while and the servants can't stop her from crying." "Julia, let it be." "Don't do Sevigne." "You'll make the worst mistake of your life." "Okay, I wont do it." "I wont do it, okay." "Marina, if now leave right now the one making the worst mistake of her life, will be you." "I thought that it would not open, will all the problems there were..." "Now all in my life works perfectly." "My only problem is that I do not know what have I done for everything to work so well, so suddenly." "Things resolved by themselves or by a Divex machine." "She spends the whole day at the theater, so if she's unfaithful I know with whom it is." "Now, if I find it" "I remove the sponsorship like this, eh?" "People that cares for the actress is not welcomed at the dressing room, the bureaucrats yes." "Stanislavski would not allow this." "I told you this morning, while he shaved I said:" "I'm going to Gambia, for a week, all expenses paid" "Is that I found a sponsor to tour Gambia doing plays in Catalan." "The Scrap Dealers great, all in black." "Working as an Avid operator allows me to pay the bills, because theater is very insecure." "I have matured so much, that I'm not worried how long would it last with Julia," "at certain age, when you start a relationship and is not open is that you haven't learnt anything about life." "Is strange, used to be a small play, just women, something intimate and has become like a Hollywood super production because the scene with Louis IX in a balloon flying up, is too much." " Where are you from?" " From Colombia." "Ah!" "Colombia." "Really beautiful Colombia." " We can do many things in Colombia." " Many" "But I have to mature more, if not, why do I feel guilty about her reappearing on stage?" "I love you, Berkowitz" "Take it." "The program." " No, no." " Open it up." "I had to fuck myself and go all the way to the airport because I am unable to use Internet." "Go home and do the luggage." "Tomorrow in the flight I'll tell you how was the play." "I have a theory about love." "If you pretend to have a stable couple is not wise to chose someone you love like crazy." "One cannot demand to be loved with the same intensity." "Is absurd... is naive." "Better someone with solid and irreconcilable differences." "Nuria Flushman de Abadal for example." "We will spend a week in the West Side" "She'll spend the mornings from gallery to gallery" "I'll spend the afternoons from theater to theater and..." "Luckily none of the two has the strength to throw the dishes to the head like 20 years ago." "That's something that you have to think." "Thank you very much for listening to me." "I really needed it."

"[boy] Gemini, this is Houston." "Do you copy?" "[imitating radio static]" "Roger that, Houston." "This is Captain Fred Randall." "[imitating radio static]" "Houston, the earth looks beautiful." "It's like a giant blueberry." "[imitating radio static] Roger that, Houston." "We are set to fire retrorockets." "[imitating radio static] That's a go, Gemini." "Retrofire ignition in T-minus six and counting." "Five, four, three," " two, one, ignition!" " [buzzing]" "Houston, we have a problem." "We have a problem!" "Mission Control, the gyro is out!" "The gyro is out!" "Houston, we have a problem!" "We have a problem!" "I want my mommy!" "I want my mommy!" " Uh-oh." " [mother] Fred Z. Randall." "What are you doing?" "I come in peace." "Look, George." "It's our little moon man." "Sweet pickled pineapples!" "Why can't he play football, like other kids?" "[mother] George." "[over PA] Houston, request go for landing." "[man] Pilgrim One requests go for landing." "Go is affirmative." "[man] Pilgrim One, you are go for landing." "Roger that, Houston." "[man] Aeroshell deployed." "Deceleration rate: normal." "ECIsS is go." "Pilgrim is through the high gate at 80 percent." "Heartbeat steady." "The man is made of ice." " [Gary] Bill?" " I see it." "[Gary] Houston, request 20 percent X gimbal correction." " Tell them no." " Negative." "Hold your transfer ellipse steady." "What's going on?" "Computer says we're coming in too steep." "20,000 meters." "Pilgrim dropping rapidly to Martian surface." "Glide slope is eroding." " [Julie] APUs are go." " Gary?" "Increase 1 0 percent." "Do it now, or we'll burn up." "[Bill] Going to manual." "Why is he course correcting?" "Can someone answer me?" "I don't know." "Engaging landing thrusters." "Houston, we're off course." "[Bill] We're losing her." "[Bill] We're losing the lander!" "We're losing her!" " Houston..." " [static]" "Why?" "Congratulations, you're all dead!" "Third time in a row, Hackman!" "Nice move on that course correction!" "Paul, it wasn't his fault." "The computer tells me to correct." "It's screwed up." "That's the problem?" "Pardon me!" "If Gary says the computer's screwing up, it's screwing up." "Just fix it!" "Get me the name of the guy that wrote this software!" "[car horn tooting]" "Better engage the antitheft device." "Morning, everybody!" "Hi, Floyd!" "Hey, Kimmie Lee Wong!" "Five minutes till the official workday starts." "That's five minutes to save the world." "Die!" "Get back to your own planet!" "You big, bulgy-eyed bald freaks!" "Your supervisor showed us in." "He said you're the man who designed our mission operating system." "Sweet Alaskan asparagus tips!" "You're the Mars team!" " [Paul] Mr. Randall..." " Paul Wick, Lead Flight Director!" "Sir, I am a big fan of yours!" "It's..." "William Overbeck." ""Wild Bill" Overbeck!" "In my office!" "I feel like a paleontologist who finally got to meet a dinosaur!" " [gasping]" " Thank you." "Eight shuttle missions!" "Eight!" "Nine, actually, but who's counting?" "Well, apparently you are, my friend." "Oh, thank you for bringing him!" " I've been following his career..." " Check this out." "Gary Hackman?" "Computer specialist!" "How's my baby treating' ya?" " Actually..." " That's why we're here." "Some of us think it may have a glitch." "A glitch?" "Oh, no, that's not possible." "I programmed it myself." "It's perfect." "Not exactly." "It keeps miscalculating our orbital entry trajectories." "Here's the data." "[Randall] Okay, here we go." "Here it comes." "Mm-hmm..." "Yeah." "Got it, got it." "There it is." " What?" " There's what?" "This popcorn kernel's been stuck in my molars for two weeks!" "Well, there's your problem." "Gary's running his Hohmann equations to include gravitational effects varying as the inverse cube of the distance." "I'm a decorated astronaut." "I don't make those kind of mistakes." "Well, now, wait." "I'll show you." "I'll enter the same calculations, using what we call "the right way."" "Then I'll open the lander file and initiate the Mars landing sequence." "[imitates whirring sound]" "[Paul] I've seen enough." "Watch this, fellas." "[imitates whirring sound]" "This is ridiculous!" "Move!" "Move!" "There's nothing wrong with my numbers." "They're perfect." "[muttering]" "[Gary] Watch this, you popcorn geek." "See?" "I told you, it's the computer." "[Gary whimpers]" "[squeaking noise]" "I can explain everything." "[man] Skull fracture!" "Injured while proving himself wrong!" " I can explain it." " He heard you." "So... what do we do now?" "We postpone it." "We can't, Ben!" "You've seen the surveyor satellite reports!" "There are periodic sandstorms that go on for months at a time, making landing impossible!" "If we delay now and those storms set in, we lose our window!" "We can't launch again for two years!" "Then we wait two years!" "Ben, Ben, Ben..." "If we cancel this launch, everyone will lose faith in us." "In you." "In me." "In the whole NASA team." "But... we could sub in a backup." "In fact, we have two choices." "The first choice, of course, is Gordon Peacock." "But... he hasn't tested well for space travel." "Test him again." "Who's your second choice?" "NASA." "Yee-haa!" "[cackles]" " Mr. Wick, can i call you Paul?" " No." " [Randall] Are we there yet?" " No." " [Randall] How far is it?" " [Paul] Quiet." " [Randall] Can i drive?" " [Paul] No!" "[Randall] Is that stubby guy John Glenn?" "[Paul] Fred, I have less than a month to see if you have the right stuff to be an astronaut." "Fred, I've got to get you a clearance badge." "Stay right here." "Clearance badge." "Sign at the bottom." "[making spaceship noises]" "Commander, are you sure we're headed towards Earth?" "It looks a heck of a lot like the sun." "Of course I'm sure, you fool!" "How dare you question my authority?" "Aaah!" "Morning." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Wasn't me!" "Wasn't me." "The cafeteria lady pushed me, Mr..." " Bud Nesbitt?" " Who the hell are you?" "Apollo 13!" "You're the one responsible for..." "When i say responsible, I mean i was responsible for this." " Apollo 13 was an accident." " Oh, sure it was." "Just like the captain of the Exxon Valdez didn't see Alaska there." "Could i get your autograph?" "What, another "accident," Bud?" "No, no, no, this was all me." "We were walking down the hall, and the cafeteria lady jumped out and pushed me right into Bud Nesbitt, Apollo 13 wrecker." "Bud's been a little touchy the last ten, 1 5 years." "[chimp noises]" "Who are you?" "[stammering] I'm Fred Rand..." "Fred Rand..." "That's Fred Randall." "Fred Randall." "Fred, meet your new roommate." "Julie Ford, mission specialist, geologist." "It's gonna be a real honor sleeping with you." "[clears throat]" "In completely different beds." "Fred, she's not your roommate." "He is." "i get it. i get it!" "Haze the rookie!" "Good one!" "The legendary rooming-with-the-monkey gag!" "Ulysses is a chimp, not a monkey." "He's a..." "He's the key to discovering life on Mars." "[chimp noises]" "I'm training him to retrieve specific rock samples from underground fissures." "Of course." "There's still moisture under the surface." "And where there's water, there could be life." "[Julie] Right." "Good boy." "Or death." "Death to anyone who dare to disturb the vicious Martian crust devils with their venomous feet and their wet, sucking lips!" "[sucking]" "Paul?" "Paul, can i talk to you for a second?" "Sure." "Looks like it's me and you, my little Ewok." "You're gonna be my very first roommate!" "So, what do you think?" "What do i think?" "What is your reasoning here?" "Little Dr. Zaius." "[jabbering, cooing]" "We're going to Mars, we should take along a guy from Mars?" "[chimp noises]" "He's a computer genius." "He's supposed to be a little weird." "A little?" "Let go of me!" "I am not gonna let a few random personality quirks ground the most important mission of my career!" "[screaming]" "Excuse me for letting my practical concerns get in the way of your career!" "Wait." "This mission means just as much to you as to me, Ford!" "And if Gordon can't cut it, then this kid is our last hope." "Well, that's impressive." "They're bonding already." "Mom, please!" "Stop referring to it as "running away from home."" "It's only temporary." "Going to Mars is not temporary, Freddy." "Last time you ran away it was just to the garage." "Oh, i know." "You're rebelling, aren't you?" "Mom, I don't even know if I'm going to Mars for sure." "Though i wish i was." "I've made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, like you like them." "It's a long trip." "Mom, I'm not even hungry, honestly." "Look, there's a moon, a star and a little rocket." "I'm 30 years old!" "I'm almost a full-grown man!" "I'll take the rocket." "[Randall] Isn't this a treat!" "Finally, a place of my own." "No one to tell me what to do." "[toilet flushes]" "[cat screeches]" "It wasn't me!" "No eating puzzles in the house!" "And surely we don't jump on the bed!" "All right, I'm going out." "If you light the place on fire, the number's 91 1 ." "Thank you." "[Bill] Randall, c'mon." "I'll buy you a drink." "Wait a second." "I'm not much of a drinker." "Gil, round of Blast Offs for my friend Randall here." "Blast Off?" "What's that?" "It's a very special drink." "It's just for us astronauts." "Oh, like Tang?" "Exactly." "[Bill] Houston, we have ignition!" " Excellent!" " Commencing countdown." "In three... two one... blast off!" "Blast off!" "Blast off!" "Blast off!" " [whooping] - [♪ The Knack:" "My Sharona]" "Hey, Ford." "Got off work early?" "Is this necessary?" "Absolutely." "Enjoy the show." "[Julie] Getting someone drunk like this is wrong." "Is he the one you want in the jump seat next to you 35 million miles from home?" "Julie Ford!" "Julie Ford!" "Come on." "Let's twirl!" "We're twirling!" "It wasn't me..." "You kids have fun now, y'hear?" "Everyone is laughing at us!" "This is not some frat party!" "This is NASA!" "[hiccups]" "[Ford] Some of us have earned the right to be here." "We need someone to replace Gary, or the mission doesn't happen." "So grow up or get out, but don't waste my time." "Hey, Julie." "I was just trying to, you know... fit in." "[thunder]" "[whimpers]" "Julie?" "[screams]" "Oh, it's you." "Hey, don't worry, little fella." "It's only thunder." "Scares me too." "Can't sleep, huh?" "All right." "I'll sing you a little lullaby, but only one." "♪ Hairy little monkey sleeping in the night" "♪ Close your monkey eyes so monkey, monkey tight" "♪ And then you'li know little monkey doesn't fright" "♪ When the thunder goes boom" "♪ So deep into the night ♪" " Paul, this Randall guy is a joke!" " Give him a chance." "He's not gonna show, you know." "Guy's an embarrassment to NASA!" "I understand people like him." "He'll be a total professional." "[Randall] Morning!" "Morning!" "Oh, good, Fred!" "We'll start your testing with the isolation chamber." "For 24 hours we'll see if you can stand the isolation of space travel." "Cut off from all external stimuli." "Completely and utterly alone." "Not exactly." "Your competition is gonna be in the adjacent chamber." " Gordo!" " Sir." "Hey, Gordon A. Peacock, computer specialist!" "Well, well, well, well, well, isn't this a treat!" "What kind of laptop do you have?" " [man] Randall, let's go." " Close it up." "Gordo, you're on the right." "Randall, you're in the left." "[Randall] Surely." "Initializing 24-hour clock." " [loud bang]" " Ah!" "Hello?" "[echoes]" " What the heck?" " Is that you?" "[echoes]" "Yes, it's me. [echoes]" "Prove it!" "I asked you first!" "[echoing] I asked you first." "I asked you first." "[yodels]" "[yodeling echoes]" "Oh... ♪ John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" "♪ His name is my name too" "♪ Whenever we go out the people always shout" "♪ John Jacob" "♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt [panting]" "Oh, he stopped." "[softly] ♪ The people always shout" " [yells] ♪ John Jacob Jingleheimer..." " Aaah!" " [Gordo screaming]" " Paul, this is inhuman." "Ahem!" "[English accent] i say, Freddy, it was absolutely lovely to invite us out of London for the weekend." "Yes, it's smashing to be here, Freddy." "It's my pleasure, Mr. and Mrs. Plumpton." "[babbling]" "[Paul] Okay, Bill, let's get 'em out." "Somebody stole my pants." "[cuckoo clock cuckoos]" "Yes, you did." "i did not, and i'm telling you i never will!" "Could you give me a few more minutes?" "I just started the third act." "Yes, close the door!" "It's bloody chilly in here!" "Yes, close the door, you fat..." "Don't use that word around the children." "Yes!" "Power down." "Powering down." "[Paul] Gordo, good work!" "[Bill] Way to go, Gordo!" "Looks like he beat that motion sickness." "Nice ride, fella!" "I shouldn't have had that liverwurst and headcheese sandwich before this." "[retching]" "Say, Randall, you know that iso chamber was a cakewalk." "This baby is a whole other animal." "How fast does this little tree twirl?" "Nearly... 200 miles an hour." "That's six Gs." "Bill there holds the record." "Have fun, kid." "Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!" " [squishing sound] - [Paul gasps]" "Man!" "Smooth sailing, Randall." "[technician] Stand by." "All right." "Let's try four Gs." "Make it five." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa-oa!" "A little faster please." "5.7... 5.8!" "[Randall] Thank... you!" "Six Gs!" "[whoops]" "He tied your record, commander." "Should i stop?" " [Randall] Give it a little gas!" " Make it seven." "[Randall] Faster!" "Faster!" "[Randall] That's enough..." "Slow down..." "Mommy!" "I want my mommy!" "What's the most important thing at NASA, children?" "Safety!" " [yelling] - [children screaming]" "Our Father, who art in heaven..." "Here we go, Gary." "Be brave, huh?" "Why don't you try walking?" "Get out of the way!" "[shrieking] [screaming] [loud crash]" "Ouch." "Uh, sorry i'm late." "I..." "The..." "I ran into Gary, and..." "Get in the chair, Fred." "The other chair." "Sweet swirling onion rings!" "[Randall] Capacitor 1 5 goes into 1 2..." "Red over on the green... 1 9 over... 1 7 into 2, red over into green..." "And that's it!" "Good, Randall." "Really good." "The fastest time I've ever seen." "I designed most of these circuits." "How's it going?" "Oh, he's doing great!" "Let's see what happens under emergency conditions." "You've got one minute to complete the board, or your crew dies." " [beeping]" " Begin." "[yelling]" "You know what to do!" "You doubt yourself, you fail!" "[Randall] Ceiling!" "Wall!" "Floor!" "You guys!" "It's moving too fast!" "It'll be a 1 00 times worse in real life." "Come on!" "Randall..." "Look at him!" "Randall!" "[Bud] Randall, you're hopeless!" "How'd i do?" "One minute and 30 seconds." "Remember, keep your Ping-Pong ball airborne as long as possible." "We're testing lung capacity to determine the time you'd survive a life-support malfunction." "The record's three minutes, held by Commander Overbeck." "Ford, do me a favor." "If by some miracle this kid makes it watch out for him, will you?" "[Paul] Sir." "Hey, Ben." "Bud." "Bud!" "Will you excuse us?" "They're closing in on Bill's record." " [Gordo groans] - [Randall jabbers]" "Ben." "Bill, what do you think?" "I think Gordo's an astronaut, and Randall isn't." "[Ben] I don't know." "He broke the record!" "[shrieks]" "It wasn't me!" "It wasn't me!" "So we will be using a new system which generates artificial gravity." "Ms. Ford, do you expect to find life on Mars?" "Absolutely." "Along with my crew, including Ulysses," "I think it is most likely we'll find microscopic unicellular organisms similar to those found in Antarctica." "Bernard Barrows, BBC." "Commander Overbeck, we've all read about the dangerous windstorms." "How will that affect the mission?" "Well, as a former test pilot," "I've experienced my share of wind problems." "But the ground crew has assured me that if we launch now, these storms shouldn't be any trouble." "Bernard Barrows, BBC." "Mr. Wick, has NASA selected a replacement crew member yet?" "Well, I'm glad you asked that." "Ben, you wanna take that?" "Yes." "I have made a decision on our... replacement, and the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is pleased, as I am pleased, to announce the appointment of astronaut and third crew member of the historic manned mission to Mars," "Astronaut Fred Randall!" "[screaming]" " [gate slams] - [Randall shrieks]" "[voice over PA]" "I'm not ready, Bud." "Fred, in '68, when President Johnson appointed me chief of operations, he gave me three commemorative coins." "One for honor, which i gave to Armstrong." "One for freedom." "I gave that one to Lovell." "And one... for bravery." "It hasn't done me much good." "Maybe it'll mean something to you." "I feel like the Cowardly Lion." "♪ If I were the king" "♪ Of the forest" "♪ I'd rrrruff and I'd rrrruff and I'd rrrruff ♪" "Ha-ha!" "How about just saying, "Thanks for the cool coin, Bud." "It means a lot to me"?" "Yeah, thanks for the cool coin." "What was the rest?" "You're welcome, Fred." "Go on." "Good luck, Astronaut Randall!" "All right, team, let's kick the tires and light the fires." "Don't worry, Ulysses." "Everything's gonna be okay." "Nothing to be scared of." "I'm not scared." "There's no reason you should be." " [on radio] What's our status?" " [on radio] Go." "Roger, 842." "Booster?" "Go." " apus?" " Go." " OMS?" " Lookin' good." "[Bill] Houston, we're getting close." "Initiating final checklist." " [Bill] Fuel cells." " [Julie] Check." " [Bill] Hydraulics." " Check." " CDPS, panel 6." " [Julie] MMU one." " [Bill] lPL." " ATT?" " [Julie] GPC, mode 4." " KFC." " [Bill] EDP." " YMCA." " GNC and five." " BMW?" " CNS." " CNN." " [Bill] CNS." " IHOP?" "Randall, computer navigation systems." "I have to go tinkle!" "[Julie] CNS, check." " [Bill] ECIsS." " [Julie] Check." " [Bill] APUs." " [Julie] APUs are go." "Abort switch off." " Initiating final launch sequence." " All right, people, looking good." "T-minus ten." "Let's light her up." "No, not yet!" "Ten... nine..." " Fifteen!" "Twenty-nine!" " ...seven..." "[Randall] There's a fly in my helmet!" "It went up my nose!" "...three... two... one..." "We have liftoff, 0232 GMT!" "Yes!" "Oh, my Lord..." "I hope i packed him enough underwear." "I wouldn't worry, pumpkin." "He's packin' his own underwear right now." "Oh, my..." "[Randall] Are you guys seeing this?" "My helmet!" "Did you see that?" "My face went back like this, and then this thing flew out of my mouth and..." "Can we do that again?" "[whoops] I like this!" "Hey, I'm floating up in the air!" "Like a little bird, like a crow!" "[caws]" "Hey, look." "There's a big field of corn down there!" "Engaging artificial gravity in three... two... one." "[Randall groans]" "Hey, Randall, take a look out the window." "Wow..." "It really does look like a giant blueberry." "Hi, Mom." "Hi, Dad." "[Randall] Commander, can i call you Bill?" "[Bill] No." " [Randall] Are we there yet?" " [Bill] No." " [Randall] Could I drive?" " [Bill] No!" "[Randall] I'm hungry." "Ulysses, it's yum-yum time!" "Ow, the flesh, it burns!" "Ow." "Need some burn ointment." "You hungry, Ulysses?" "Here, you eat the monkey fruitcake." "Now go sit at the table." "Sit at the table." "Randall, where's that dinner?" "It's just coming out of the oven, Bill." "Okay, let's eat up." "In 20 minutes we got a broadcast with the president and the entire free world." "If it's all the same, I'll sit that one out." "[Julie] What's for dinner?" "Prime rib with broccoli and mashed potatoes." "Oh, Julie's doing her Old Yeller impression!" "Please, Pa." "I don't want Yeller to die!" "Fred, it's toothpaste!" "[Julie mutters, spits]" "That's not potatoes." "I'm sorry, what?" "This is not..." "Oh, man, this is hemorrhoid cream!" "[mumbles]" "Hemorrhoid cream!" "Hey, swallow your food there, fella!" "[Bill spits]" "Dear..." "Mr. President..." "Dear world and Mr. President... [gurgling] [gulps, squeaIs, passes gas]" "That came out of nowhere." "[gurgling continues]" "Oh, look out, Sally!" "[Julie] Careful you don't get sucked out when you flush." " What?" " Happens all the time." "Oh, no, Bud's coin!" "[bubbling]" "Come to papa." "Good evening, my fellow Americans and citizens of the world." "We are privileged to speak live with our courageous Mars astronauts." "[President] Good evening, commander." "Good evening, Mr. President." "Welcome aboard the Aries." "I would like to say that this mission is intended to honor all of the peoples of the world, for space is about the highest yearning" " Are we on?" " ...of mank... of mankind." "[President] I don't mean to cut you off, commander, but i spy Fred Randall," "And i believe the world would like to know why he looks like a Smurf." "Officer Randall has duties to perform elsewhere." " We are on!" " As I was saying..." "Say hello to the world, son." "Me?" "Yes, Mr. President..." " [Randall] I don't think that i..." " Tell them what it's like up here." "[President] Yeah, son, you go ahead." "Mr. President, sir, from up here I can..." "Well, i can see the whole world out that window, and..." "Well, i know down there there's a lot of wars and so on and whatnot, but from up here I feel like i could take the whole world in my hands just like a ripe blueberry." "I feel like i could..." "It's almost like i... ♪ I got the whole world in my hands" "♪ I got the whole world in my hands" "♪ I've got the whole world in my hands" "♪ I've got the whole world in my hands" "All right, now the French!" "[continues song in fake French]" "Now the Germans!" "[continues song in fake German]" "C'mon." "Just the Western Hemisphere!" "♪ He's got the whole world" " ♪ In his hands" " Come on, commander!" "[chorus of voices] ♪ He's got the whole wide world in his hands" "[Bill] ♪ He's got the whole damn world in his hands [chorus] ♪ He's got the whole world in his hands" "Everybody, now!" "♪ He's got the whole world in his hands" "Now the Chinese!" "C'mon, all you Chinese!" "[continues in fake Chinese]" " Hey, there's my star." " What?" "My star." "When i was a kid, I picked one out of the sky." "Called it Fred's Star." "It was my own special place I could go to, and no one could ever find me." " That is so weird!" "i did that too." " You did?" "Yes!" "Which one is yours?" "Well, actually, it's that one, just to the right of the North Star." "Kinda flickering over there?" " That's funny." " Why?" "That one's right next to... mine." "It's..." "It's amazing, isn't it, Julie?" "Yeah." "Y'know, for all the research I've done," "I still don't really understand what's out there." "I mean, i believe that there's something..." "I just..." "I wish..." "I wish I..." "Well, why don't you?" "What?" "Wish." "Use your star." "It's like that Jiminy Cricket song." "♪ When you wish upon a star" "♪ Makes no difference who you are" "♪ And when you wish" "♪ Upon a star" "♪ Your dreams" "♪ Come" "♪ True ♪" "That's Jiminy Cricket." "[Randall] I don't know about this hypersleep thing." "[Julie] It's safe." "You can't stay awake for eight months." "The boredom would drive you crazy." "Eight months?" "The eye crust alone could be dangerous!" "Hey, commander!" "Ah!" "It burns the flesh!" "So anyway, Ford, wake me up when we get to Mars." "[Julie] You got it." "[Bill] Good night, ladies." "So, I'll see you in eight months." "Boy, i wish i had $928 for every time a girl's said that to me." "Good night, Fred." "Good night, Julie Ford." "Well, it's a tale as old as time, Ulysses." "Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, girl goes into hypersleep." "No, see, you can't be in here because yours is over there." "This is mine." "Okay, I'm going in here." "You can stay right there, and i'll take yours, you hairy little bed stealer!" "Good night." "Gotta close the door..." "Just gotta close this..." "Gotta close the door..." "Oh!" "Eight-month-old morning breath." "Morning glory and hallelujah, commander!" "[crows like a rooster]" "Query." "How long have i been asleep?" "Thirteen minutes!" "[♪ Bobby Lewis:" "Tossin' and Turnin']" "Gah!" "No!" "[burps]" "Crazy blanket!" "No man could sleep with you!" "Go to sleep." "Go to sleep." "Go to sleep." "Go to sleep." "[computer program repeating]" "[Randall] My darling, what a wonderful evening." "You look so beautiful tonight, so... full of life." "Your hair looks like corn silk, soft, snowy skin and your tangerine lips..." "And your... [chortles, speaks French]" "[manic cackling]" "Hi!" "It's me again!" "Whack, whack, whack!" "Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!" "Fred." "Come out, Fred." "You can't hide forever, Fred." " They're coming to get me, Fred." " Bwana!" "It's me, Fred." "They've taken over the ship." "Fifty, 60 of them!" "I've had to hide in the jungle." "Take this down." "I need four barrels of gunpowder, a machete, a goatskin, a guide that speaks Hutu..." "Fred, snap out of it." "Fred, snap out of it." "It wasn't me!" "[Bud] Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "[Bud] Fred?" "can i ask who's calling?" "Over." "It's Bud." "Go to the private medical channel." " [Randall] Where have you been?" " Why are you awake?" "A series of very bad mistakes that happened all at once, but everything's fine and my spirits are high." "The ship is in shipshape, and the Hutu uprising is over." "Over." "Forget the "overs." How can i keep this from Wick?" "You don't have to." "I reprogrammed the hypersleep monitors." "Ration your food." "I'll do what I can." "Bud, I've been looking at the latest weather surveyor photos from Mars." "What are you talking about?" "I can't be sure, but i think we may run into some nasty windstorms." "That's impossible." "No one's picked that up." "I know." "I almost missed it myself." "If you look in sectors 5 and 6 of the Valles Marineris..." "Way too low." "This could be bad." "What do we do?" "Nothing." "If Wick finds out you're awake, he'll go through the roof." "With this weather business, he'll have to reconsider the mission." "Reconsider the mission?" "Sure." "Okay, it's still on." "Look at these new readouts." "The danger is real!" "I don't have to look at anything!" "All my experts tell me everything's peachy, and you tell me to reconsider a $40 billion mission on a hunch?" " That's right." " Your hunches are worth as much as dental floss at a Willie nelson concert." "I'll monitor this." "If the data doesn't change..." "You'll leave it to me to make the call, as always." "[grunting] Voila." "[alarm clock rings]" "February, March, April, May, June, July," "August..." "Whoopsy." "Wake-up time." "Hypersleep over." "[Bill] Come on, Ford." "I'm starving!" "[Bill] Randall, why are you dressed like that?" "What have you been doing?" "Oh, just making coffee." "I'm a morning person." "Morning, Julie." "What happened in here?" "Well, I'll be the first to say it." "It looks like we've got space rats." "Space rats?" "You've been awake!" "No!" "It wasn't me!" "It was the hairy one!" "Him!" "The naughty!" "[makes chimp noises]" "Well, it's obvious he's very sorry and doesn't want to talk about it." "Oh, my God." "[Randall] Wow." "Turns out Ulysses is one of those rare genius... painting monkeys." "That's food." "You've been awake the whole time, and you used up all of our food!" " Didn't you?" " No." "Look at this!" "What are we supposed to do now, fish?" "Look!" "Look!" "It's gone!" "We're doomed!" "I've got backup supplies." "Lots of backups." "Oh, what have you got here?" "Anchovy paste." "I love this stuff!" " Creamed liver!" "This is good." " It's good for your gums." "GefiIte fish!" "I'm not eating gefiIte fish for the rest of this trip!" " [Julie] Bill." " What?" "We're here." "All right, kids, here we go." "[Bill] Randall, stop eating and pay attention." "Houston, we have separation." "Request permission for descent burn." "Roger, Pilgrim." "Confirm separation." "Roger that." " Separation confirmed." " You are go for descent burn." "Roger that, Houston." "Commencing burn." "Pilgrim is through the high gate at 80 percent." "Status?" "Aeroshell deployed." "Deceleration rate: normal." "They have entered Martian atmosphere." "[Julie] Bill, we've got a problem!" "Glide slope increasing!" "I see it, Ford." " We're losing stable trajectory." " [Bill] Randall, status." "We need a 5 percent Z gimbal correction." " No, wait, wait..." " [Bill] I need a number!" " 10 percent." "No, 12!" " [Julie] Trajectory's eroding!" " Is it ten or 1 2?" " I'm going with 1 2." "Initiating 1 2 percent Z gimbal course correction." "Communication shutdown for three minutes." "I knew it was 12." "Holy cow." "Look at that." "Engaging landing thrusters." "It's okay, little fella." "It's gonna be okay." "Pilgrim, this is Houston." "Pilgrim, do you copy?" "Pilgrim, this is Houston." "Come in, please." "Houston, this is Planitia Base." "The Pilgrim has landed." "Commander Overbeck is the first out of the capsule and within seconds will step onto the surface of Mars and into the history books." "This is a very big day for us, Ben." "Very big." "[Bill] Mr. President, peoples of the world, for a poor farm boy from Iowa, this is one heck of an honor to be the first man..." " [Julie] Fred, go slowly..." " [Bill] ...to set foot on Mars." "[Randall] It wasn't me!" "[Bill] Randall, I'm gonna kick your butt!" "[Julie] My God!" "[Randall] It's amazing!" "We're the first to ever stand on Mars!" "[Bill] Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets." "[Randall] We're the first to talk on Mars!" "Hey, Julie, I'm the first to walk backwards on Mars!" "First to blow a kiss on Mars!" "Hey, you're the first to blush on Mars." "Fred!" "[Bill] How'd you like to be the first to die on Mars?" "[Randall] Well, sorry, Mr. First To Show Inappropriate Anger On Mars!" "[Bill] I'm not listening." "I'm turning this radio off." "[Randall] You're the first to not listen to me on Mars." " [Bill] Na, na, na, na, na." " Please talk to me." "[Randall] I wanna get to know you more for the first time on Mars." " [Randall] Are we there yet?" " [Bill] No." " [Randall] can i drive?" " [Bill] No!" " [Randall] You never let me drive!" " [Bill] Shut up." "[Randall] There's no airbag." "What if i fly through the windshield?" "[Bill] There is no windshield." "[Randall] Well, what if i go flying through the front of my helmet?" "[Bill] I'd die happy." "Well, this is it." "Valles Marineris." "Stop here, Ford." "This'll be perfect." "This is where we plant the flag." "[Julie] Roger." "I'll set up the weather station, take drilling samples and be back in an hour." "[Bill] I'll offload this equipment." "Rendezvous back here at 1 400 hours." "[Julie] 1 400 hours." "Check." "[Bill] Be careful out there, Ford." "[Randall] All right, this is the spot." "It's the perfect spot right here." "Randall, where's that flag?" "[Randall] It's coming, commander." "It wasn't me!" "But i'll get it!" "I saw where it went." "[Bill] Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "[Bill] You moron!" "[Randall] Who are you talking to?" "[Bill] You realize what you've just done?" "I waited my whole life for this, to plant a flag on a distant planet." "Now I'm on a distant planet, which was the hard part, and I don't have a flag 'cause you lost it!" "[Randall] Don't worry, commander." "I've got another flag." "A high-flying flag!" "A proud flag!" "A wonderful flag!" "What are you doing?" "We're making history, commander." "[Bill] Randall." "And... salute!" " Huh?" " Ten-hut!" " [phone rings]" " It's the president." "[Bill] Why don't i just throw myself off this cliff?" " [Bill] Why don't i throw you off?" " [Randall] Don't worry, they're clean." "We got a red on Overbeck." "Oxygen tank leak." "We need to preserve his SOP." "Solution?" "Emergency tie line." "Hook him into another suit." "Do it, doc." "Bill, this is Houston." "You got a leak in your primary tank." "I see it." "What do we do?" "Hook up your emergency line with Randall's spare vent and share till you get back to the Pilgrim." "Houston, is that sanitary?" " [Randall] Hey, commander?" " [Bill] Yeah?" "[Randall] Do you believe in UFOs at all?" "[Bill] Sure, i believe in UFOs." "[Randall] You do?" "[Bill] Yeah." "There's one following me." "[Randall] Huh?" "Oh, i get it!" "You're funny, commander!" "[Randall laughs]" "[Randall] Commander?" "[Bill] Yeah?" "[Randall] When i was a kid, at night i thought there was a baker under my bed." "Did you ever have anything under your bed?" "[Bill] No." "[Randall] Did you ever bend down and look?" "[Bill] No." "[Randall] How do you know there wasn't a baker?" "Randall, shut up." "Hey, commander?" "Yeah?" "I seem to be experiencing intense intestinal cramps." "Randall, I'm trying to conserve oxygen here." " But they hurt me so." " Keep it to yourself." " Ow." "Ow." " Wait a minute." "If we stay on this heading another 20 minutes, we'll see the Pilgrim." "[passes gas]" "What?" "I didn't do anything." "Oh, my God." "No, no, no." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Don't do that." "No, no." "Come on." "[sniffing] Oh, man!" "Oh!" "[groaning]" "Oh!" " It wasn't me." " What do you mean?" "We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!" "Heart rate up, adrenaline up, stomach muscles spasming!" " Overbeck's in distress." " Look at these methane levels." " Methane?" " [laughter]" "[Bill] Oh, it's in my mouth!" "[Randall] Hey, he who smelt it dealt it!" "[passes gas]" "What?" "[Randall] I'm having trouble breathing." "[Bill] You're having trouble breathing?" "My eyes are burning!" "Truly, it wasn't me!" "Maybe it was Julie." "You dog!" "Hey, miracles can happen." "Blaming this on Julie!" "Okay, i admit it was me." " Thank you!" " [passes gas]" "Now that was Julie!" "I think Fred's right." "The winds are coming early." "Maybe two or three days." "Look at these readings." "We should still be all right tomorrow." "Wait." "No." "It's not gonna be all right." "My calculations are telling me that these two high-pressure systems are coming together faster than we could have predicted." "Tomorrow." "When that happens, we're nothing more than a dust bunny in a vacuum bag." "You go out there, you're not comin' back." "What are you doing, Randall?" "What are you doing?" "It's not enough that you broke every record i ever set, that you humiliated me on global television, you ruined the most important moment of my life by stepping on Mars first?" "That's not enough for you!" "You've got to do this!" "No." "This one is mine." "We came to Mars to gather fossil samples." "We're not leaving until i accomplish this!" "Wait." "Bill, I don't want to abort this mission any more than you do, but i know he's right." "If we don't leave before this storm hits, we don't leave." "All right, what do you suggest?" "Tomorrow morning we check the readings." "If they're bad we abort." "All right." "Fine." "Let's get some sleep." " [Bud] What did Overbeck say?" " [Randall] To wait till morning." "Maybe I was wrong about the winds." "I shouldn't have said anything." "[Bud] I wanna tell you something, Fred." "About the 13 mission." "The day before launch, i caught a glitch in the tank's stirring circuits." "Didn't look serious, but i went to Wick, told him to postpone until we could greenlight the system." "He said there was no way we'd push back the launch date, that i was overreacting, imagining a problem when there was none." "[Randall] So Apollo 13 was Wick's fault?" "[Bud] No." "I had the authority to stop that launch, but I didn't." "If those astronauts hadn't pulled off some major miracles, they would have been dead, and it would've been my fault." "I won't let that happen this time." "I'll get you guys out of this." "Hey, Bud." "I'd be proud to end up like you." "I copy that." "Bud out." "[Randall] The mushroom people are coming!" "Get them away!" "[Julie] Fred!" "Wake up!" "Fred!" "Bill is gone." "He took Ulysses and the spare backpack, and he is gone." "Sweet mother of meat!" "[imitates Scooby-Doo] Huh?" "Uh-oh!" "All right, buddy, here we are." "Go on..." "Go on..." "How are they doin' up there?" "Good morning, sir." "We're about to wake them." " Would you like this one?" " [door opens]" "Oh, great." "It's over, Paul." "Sir, I'm making the call." "We abort now." "No one's listening, Bud." "Don't make me call security." "I won't let another disaster happen!" "This man has ignored the warnings of our crew on Mars." " Security, would you come in here?" " Our mission is in jeopardy." "Bud..." " Don't make this any harder." " Don't do this, sir." "Bud, we're all under a lot of stress." "You just need rest." "Ben, those people are gonna die." "Bud, you have totally lost it." "We haven't had any negative reports." "Get him out of here, please." "Paul, we've got a contact on emergency frequency." " On screen." " Pilgrim, this is Houston." "Houston, the storms are here!" "Wind speed at 45 mph and rising!" " Visibility dropping." " Houston, what should we do?" "Houston, please advise!" "Paul?" "Randall, no, that's impossible." "[Paul] Our weather analysis..." "Mr. Wick, I've never seen anything like this." "It reminds me of a French Canadian..." "Tennis racket stuck to the..." "Bubbling out of my sister's..." "Brazilian donkey!" "I can't be any clearer!" "Wick, get 'em off that planet!" "Do as he says, Paul." "Ben, we had no way of knowing." "I followed procedure, Ben." "I followed procedure!" "Paul, unplug and go home." "Unplug and go home?" "Nesbitt, you're in command." "Houston, do you copy?" "Come in!" "We copy." "Please stand by." "[Bud] Don't stare at me!" "We got a crew out there!" "Let's bring 'em home." "[Julie] Houston, wind speed continues to increase." "This is bad, Paul." "Ford, it's Bud." "Listen carefully." "If the wind keeps building, in 20 minutes, liftoff will be impossible." "Launch now." "No!" "Commander Overbeck and Ulysses are still out there!" "They're lost now." "You're not." "Launch!" " I'm going after them." " What?" "Fred?" "Fred, answer me!" "Fred!" "Can't hear you!" "We're fading out fast!" "Fred!" "If I'm not back in 20 minutes, you have to take off without me!" "You will be back." " Twenty minutes, and then take off!" " [Bud] Fred!" "Twenty minutes, right?" "Not 1 5 or anything?" "All right." "Twenty-one is okay too." "Ford, what's going on?" "I'm losing you!" "Julie!" "[Randall] Commander!" "Commander Overbeck!" "Ulysses!" "[makes chimp noises]" "Ulysses!" "Where are you?" "Answer me!" "[chimp noises]" "There you are!" "I've told you not to walk around in Martian dust storms!" "We've got to find the commander." "Where are they?" "Commander!" "Commander Overbeck!" "[Bill] Randall?" "Commander, is that you?" " Randall!" " It is you!" "All right, stand back, little fella." "Nothin' to see here." "[Bill] What are you doing here?" "Get back to the ship and save yourself!" "Sorry, I can't do that." "That's an order!" "I've got to get you out." "I can't lift it." "[Randall] They say when a mother's child is trapped, the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men." " Commander, call me "Mommy"!" " What?" "Call me "Mommy," now!" "I'd rather die in the Martian dirt!" " Who am i?" " Just lift the stinkin' thing!" "Who am i?" "Mommy." "Say it like you love me." "Mommy..." "Please, Mommy, save me." " Mommy's coming, little Billy!" " Save me!" "[Randall] Live, child!" "Live!" "You're alive, little Billy!" "Don't you ever call me little Billy!" "That's no way to talk to your mother." "Houston, this is Ford." "Julie, where's Fred?" "Still out there." "I'm initiating launch sequence." "They still have time!" "Give 'em a chance!" "i know what I'm doing." "[Randall] Which way, commander?" "[Bill] Can't get a reading." "Get down behind that rock." "[Randall] Come on, Ulysses." "I'll go out there and take a closer look." "[Randall] It's the Pilgrim!" "It's too late!" "She's taking off!" "[Bill] She's guiding us with the engines!" "Come on!" "[Randall] I'll get Ulysses." "Ulysses..." " [Ulysses whimpers]" " Ulysses." "The tank's empty!" "We'll share air." "[Bill] We don't have a spare hose!" "[Randall] Then i'll give him mine." "You don't leave friends behind." "You gonna hold your breath?" "You'll never make it!" "Don't forget, I'm the new NASA record holder for lung capacity." "That was three minutes!" "This is, what, four, maybe five?" "You ignore me the whole trip, and now that I have no air you wanna chat?" "Randall..." "Randall?" "Randall!" "Randall!" "Oh, no, not now!" "Twenty minutes are up." "Wait..." "I see someone!" "Ford, what's going on?" "I got it!" "[Bud] Ford, who is it?" "Julie, do you copy?" "Fred, are you there?" "Fred?" "Copy, somebody!" "Bill!" "Where's Fred?" "He should've been here." "Don't launch." "There he is!" "Fred..." "He's going the other way!" "Fred!" "Hey!" "Fred!" " Get me outta this!" " What are you doing?" "It's empty anyway." " He's holding his breath out there." " Oh, my God!" "If we're not back in five minutes..." "Hurry!" "Hurry, Bill!" "Bill, is he all right?" "Is he okay?" "He's not breathing!" "Get his helmet off!" "Don't even think about it, Randall!" "[Bill] Houston, this is Pilgrim..." "Carol Ann?" "Go into the light, honey." "Houston?" " Oh, it's you!" "Ulysses!" " No!" "Julie!" "No..." "Ulysses needs air!" "Houston!" "Come in!" "We're on board." " We need go for launch." " Get the hell out of there!" "Roger that." "Preparing for launch." "Not the hairy one!" "Take me!" " Priming main thrusters." " Rocket boosters intact." "[screeching, jabbering]" "Fred?" "Fred!" "Fred, he's fine!" "He's just resting." "Thrusters go in three, two..." " Hold on." " ...one." "We have liftoff." "Fifty meters." "One hundred." " Increasing velocity." " 200 meters." "Course is good." "Nice flying, Uncle walnut." "[Julie] One thousand." "Two thousand." "Increasing velocity." "Five thousand..." "Six thousand..." " Eight thousand." " You're almost clear of the storm." "Ten thousand." " All systems green." " I think we made it." "What the heli was that?" " Houston, we've had an impact!" " It wasn't me!" "[Bill] Navigation controls compromised!" "Switching to auxiliary power." "We're losing velocity." "Status!" "ECIsS down, OMS down, visual contact down." " It's a total kill." " Solutions!" "Randall rewires the entire circuitry in less than two minutes." "Bud, what do we do here?" "We do nothing." "Pilgrim is in a freefall." "Nav controls are out." "I need the engine computers up now!" "This time it was definitely not me!" "Switching to manual." "Randall, check below." "Randall, how's it look down there?" "Like this!" "[mimics electricity crackling]" "Well, fix it!" "Stop this ship from tumbling and give me a week!" "You've got two minutes!" "To recap, the Pilgrim was caught in a violent sandstorm and is now tumbling towards Mars." "We're standing by to hear the latest NASA has to say about this terrible incident." "4,500 meters, dropping fast." "Ninety seconds to impact." "Tell me straight." "Can he do it?" "Only a complete genius or a total fool could pull this off." "Lucky for us he's both." "Any power yet, Bill?" "Nothing." "We're in a flat spin." "This would be a terrific time to fix that!" "Any time now would be good!" "60 seconds to impact." "System's still red." "We have audio link." "Fred?" "Fred, can you hear me?" "Bud..." "I'm down below." "Everything's spinning." "I don't know what to do!" "Focus." "It's like in training." "The rotating chair with the wires." " That was a real winner!" " You can do this." "Trust your instincts." "Now!" "[Bill] Fred, come on!" "You can do it." "[Julie] Thirty seconds!" "Don't give up, Fred!" "Come on!" "Gotta close the circuit." " Come on, Fred." " Fifteen seconds to impact." "Need something..." "You're the man!" " Come on." " [Julie] Ten seconds!" " Bud's coin!" " Come on!" "Yee-haa!" "We got power!" "You did it, Fred!" "[Bill] Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Put on the porch light, Mama!" "We're comin' home!" "Oh, Magoo." "You've done it again, sir!" "That little space rock's gonna make you real famous, Julie Ford." "So, what's next for you, rocketman?" "Well, actually, i was thinking about asking you to dance." "Oh, well, thanks, but i think we've done that before." "Wait. i had a little time on my hands recently, and I've been practicing." "That, and i got a bit creative with the space blankets." "[Jiminy Cricket] ♪ When you wish upon a star" "♪ Makes no difference who you are" "♪ Anything your heart desires" "♪ Will come to you" "♪ Like a bolt out of the blue" "♪ Fate steps in" "♪ And sees you through" "♪ When you wish" "♪ Upon a star" "♪ Your dreams" "♪ Come" "♪ True ♪" "Sweet dreams, lovebirds." "So, i guess i'll see you in eight months." "Good night, Fred." "It's a tale as old as time, Ulysses." "Boy meets girl." "Boy falls for girl." "Boy and girl return to home planet, get a nice house with a picket fence and live happily..." "No!" "No, not again!" "Ulysses!" "No!" "[♪ EIton John:" "Rocket Man]" "[jabbering]"

"Oh my god!" "Been such a long time!" "Here take this." "Where's the teacher?" "There she is." " She's Corning"" "Hide it-." "It's working." "Live long..." "Live long" "—Congratulations.." "Here eat some sweets." "You were in first place in your.." "exams!" "Bravo!" "Ok..now tell me where your father is?" "Karan Bhai....what happened to you?" "Today you got hit again?" "That's what happens when you get late." "Hey Suman...don't think too much.." "of yourself!" "You hardly studied a little... —87% inter...." "—Even I know this inter-pinter..." "C—A—T...cat, for cat" "Tell me...right or wrong?"" "Okay...now you give me your hand." "Here...have some ladoo Suman." "I've got hurt here." " Where?" " Here!" "Wait...careful!" "You father and daughter share a lovely relationship." "I only live for her." "Otherwise this is not the age for me to be dancing." "My blessing is that you keep jumping and dancing like this." "Your job is confirmed in Dubai." "Six month job and good remuneration." "Here is your passport and all the requisite papers." "But what have you thought about Suman?" "I think I'll leave her at my friend, Kishen's place in the city." "You're very worried for me." "That's why you're leaving me." "I'm only worried about you." "I have to earn money." "The house has to be done up." "I have to get you married." "I'll really miss you." "I'll stay here and wait for you." "I don't know anybody in the city." "ls that what's worrying you?" "Listen to what she's saying." "Silly girl!" "They'll pamper you." "I have that relation with them." "It's been years since I met Kishen." "Sometimes such a hunger arises to hug him that..." "Sometimes my heart runs towards you." "And sometimes towards him." "Towards his friendship." "I don't know when the foundation was laid." "And why?" "I never studied but he was always into books." "I'd keep looking at him." "Going to town, progressing, earning money..." "But his pocket was always empty." "He felt shy taking money from me." "He would smile and I'd be happy." "Once he sold his books in order to return my money." "I slapped him real hard!" "He thought my friendship was an obligation." "I felt peace only after bringing back his books." "I remember when he got married." "He stepped into a new world." "I got a cute sister-in-law." "She was always smiling." "But I knew she was sad." "To have a little flower in her bosom." "I took them to the temple." "We pleaded for wishes, kept fasts." "Then Lord Rama gave them a boon." "With a name that would make all hearts bloom." "Kishen's fate looked up with the birth of his son." "He went to city." "He started his own business." "And became a big man." "They came here again." "When your mother passed away." "For a week she looked after you." "Like a mother." "While leaving she hugged you and cried a lot in the train." "Then the train went far away." "For some years he wrote letters." "Then he became very busy in work." "But he kept coming in my thoughts." " What's wrong?" " Nothing Dad." "We'll go to the city tomorrow." "The house is beautiful." "Suman is beautiful." "I smell something delicious!" "I know you smell something delicious." "It's lentils tempered with cumin seed and asafoetida." "I'll serve it in a while." " Tell your master..." " ls Kishen at home?" " Yes." " And you didn't tell me!" "He's having a meeting." "Cancel the order." "We should have contacts only with the best." "Why contact him on the phone." "I'll go over to meet him." "See how he'll meet me!" "Relations with small people do not behoove us now." "How are you?" "Forgive me for interrupting." "I just couldn't stay away." "You finish your work." "I'm outside with your wife." "Sister-in-law, he's converted home into office." "He never listens to me." "His hair is graying." "ls he working very hard?" "Age too is racing past." "Our son too is grown up." "Yes, where is he?" "He used to call me Babuji when he was small." "I gave him his name." "Prem." "How can I forget?" "I got my son only because of your prayers." "This is all thanks to God." "That he has such good parents." "But where is he?" "My husband insisted and sent him to America for studies." "He's finishing studies and will return tomorrow." "Not since yesterday, I know Ranjit for years." "And his daughter, Seema." "Ranjit is one of the wealthiest men here." "Don't embarrass me, in this city if anyone has prospered..." "It is you." "To own 14 factories in a short time is incredible." "We're setting up a huge factory together." "What's your business?" "I'm a diesel mechanic." "I've just come to the city I'll leave tonight for Dubai." " You could've stayed for awhile." " When I return I'll stay long." "I'm leaving her here." "If she makes a mistake, don't hesitate to scold her." "We should make a move." "I have an important meeting with the bankers." " Or I'd have dropped you to the airport.." " Go ahead and work." " Arrange for the driver." " yes." "See you." "Won't you hug me once?" "Now, go." "Let's have a little conference after the meeting." "Come, Papa has left." "Papa has left!" "He's Manohar." "Prem's childhood friend ls he afraid of Kishen?" "Are you?" "Peep inside him." "He's like wax." "I can't even look at his outside How can I peep within him?" "If he's here, I go the other way." "Bananas give you muscles." " You're eating again?" " I'm fasting today." "Lying?" " Show Suman the house." " Yes." "Let's begin with the kitchen." "I committed a grave sin today." " What?" " I lied to mother." "But she won't feel bad." "I know her since childhood." "Only the lucky orphans get so much of love!" "Why are you dressing up and putting lime on your face instead of working?" "Servants in our house talk in English." "Brothers tell us why this make up?" "She...is going to come." " My beloved." " Let's go." "Won't you introduce me?" "This is Gulabiya, the milkmaid." "She comes and goes, has no other job!" " That's all." "Come on." " Madam..." "Tell him to show me television." "Drama... on the sly." " Want to see television?" " Yes." " Slyly?" " Yes." " Ashamed in front of others?" "Shall I square your accounts?" "When will you do it?" "Not now." "I'm not in the mood." "When I have the time." "Everything is hot here." "Let's go!" "My beloved is my foe." "Take the milk!" "This is your room." "White and pure." "Open your bags." "In the meantime.." " You...?" " I'll begin from the kitchen again." "I'm hungry." "Shall I get you something?" "You hardly eat anything." "I'll get something." "You have to eat." " Listen..." " Yes?" "May I call you brother?" "You're leaving very soon." "I'll return soon." "Suman, I'm going." "Be good and learn everything." "I want no complaints." "Forgive her if she errs." "She cries at little things." "You're leaving her." "Won't she feel emotional?" "Today you're crying at my leaving but tomorrow you'll cry leaving them." "You'll get so much love here." "Okay." "See you." " Shall we leave?" " Yes, or you might be late." "Don't cry dear." "Bid farewell to your Dad with a smile." "It's so late." "Uncle hasn't come." "He has no time these days." "He's getting a big cabin made for his son" "Says he'll gift it to him." "He's his pampered child." " He loves him a lot." " Don't ask how!" "He won't meet him like a Dad but like a sportsman." "He'll shake hands, wrestle arm." "And then they will race." "We have to get ahead in this race of father and son." "Then you also know why I've trapped him in my friendship." "When you've trapped him, why do you pretend to limp?" " For sympathy?" " lt strengthens friendship." "Kumar's life is his son." "He likes you so he'll surely make you his daughter—in—law." "But Prem is young, has hot blood." "Don't worry, Papa." "You pretend to be friends." "I'll pretend to be in love." " Careful!" " Let him go!" "The road is blocked ahead." "he'll be trapped." "I won't be trapped!" "Move!" "We won finally!" "You've never driven this fast." "There's another reason for this." "The times of knocking at the door seem to have gone." "The times of locking the door too seem to have gone." "I was looking for you." "Met him?" " Where's Prem?" " Changing in his room." "For you." " Are you going to Prem's room?" " Why?" "Any objections?" "It will be better if you open his door carefully." " Hope you're not hurt." " What prank is this?" "Will you practice your talent of boxing on us?" "Save yourself if you can." "May I come in?" "I'll wear my clothes." "What did you do in America?" " Studies." " Studies?" "Who studies these days?" "Don't pretend to be innocent!" "Don't leave me and go." "I feel very lonely." "Lunch is served." "Everybody is waiting." "If you're free, will you sit with her for awhile?" "She's feeling very lonely." " Sure." " I'm an expert in loneliness." "May ljoin in to pass time?" "That's because I ate corn." "Prem recited a nice couplet about you in the car." "Shall I tell you?" "Yes." "It's like this." "Pay attention." "I want applause." "Are these your tresses or a net of satin?" "How fortunate are the rats who nibbled away your hair!" "Please sit..." "Your walk man." "You like my poem so much that you broke the glass?" "You're very old fashioned." "I'll tell you an imported line." "You'll break the entire house." "You said shut up." "I said cut up..." "Your cap." "For you, from me." " For me?" " Can't I give a gift to my friend?" "Friend?" "But we just met." "A friend is one you want to meet and talk to." "Whom you like." "And then our fathers are friends." "And this cap has been made for friends." "There's one rule in friendship." "Today again the son won the race." "Whenever I lose to him, I'll celebrate my losing." "One should have a son like Prem!" "Let's go Seema." "Your son possesses all your qualities" "Now get the cigarette!" "I've been trying for so long!" "People puff away constantly." "When did you begin?" "Sometimes I'd take a puff after dinner in America." "Hurry up!" "Why are you removing tobacco?" " It's finished." " It's finished?" "Now where can we get it?" "Let me think." " We'll get it!" " Where?" "In Papa's room, in the white cigarette case." "Papa must be downstairs." "Go and get it." "Are you mad?" "I won't go!" "But why are you so scared of Papa?" " Will you go or not?" " I won't go!" " I'll hit you!" " Chop my head with a sword." "But don't send me to 440 volts." "Let's go together." "And die together." "All right." "Let's go." "I have work." "That way." "Go and get it alone." "Open sesame!" "What are you doing here?" "Clearly say what you want." "Prem has asked for a cigarette." " I mean a book." " Which one?" "Our dear Papa." "Prem asked for it, not me!" "Grandfather not papa." "Uncle not grandpa." "Our dear Vivekanand." " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "Exercise." "Here you are." "He was a great man." "I'll read it in the day and return it by evening." "Brother, what are you hiding?" "I went to borrow a book for Prem." "This is the cigarette..." "The day is bad." "I'll go mad!" "He's not here." "Give the master his tea in his room." "Sugar separate." "He's here." "Idiot!" "Do something!" "Now what will we do?" "Why do you hang these?" "I've brought sweetmeats for you." "Keep them there." "I'll eat them." "But I'll feed him myself." "Open your mouth." "Why is your face swollen?" " Open your mouth." " Mother, we were boxing." "Why do you keep fighting?" "I'm keeping these here." "Eat them later." "What's burning?" "ls something burning?" "No, mother." "This is burning." "Brought it from the prayer room?" "Give it to everybody." "I need this!" "You saved us today!" "This cigarette had me...!" "You also throw it away." "I said throw it away!" "He's not throwing it!" "injurious to health." "She asked you to and you put it off." "Of course." "You have to do it if you make friends." "This time I'll play Olympics." "You can't!" "Just eat bananas!" "Lost again!" "Better stop playing." " You've lost to me the third time" " I know." " Fool!" " And you're a champion?" "Of course I'm the champion!" " Playing table tennis?" " No, we were swimming." " Greedy hog!" " Why are boys so vain about their game?" "Because this game requires stamina and brains which girls don't have." "ls that so?" "Shall I play to show?" "Yes, I'll watch with mother." "This looks like your Dad's letter." " Look at him." "Does he look like a champion?" " No way." "You lost to me 3 times Maybe you'll win with a toffee!" "Don't want to play?" " Later." " Saw that?" "First I'll play to show." "Then, later." "Why is she crying?" "Her father has written." "She will feel emotional." "Wipe your tears." "She's not wiping them." "To feel sad and cry alone..." "It's injurious to health." "Good!" "He said it once and you wiped your tears." "Of course." "If you make friends, you have to do it." "P:" "You?" "Come in." "How is the pain?" "It's a little hurt- it will be fine-." "There's one rule to friendship." "Keep this medicine there." "Shall I apply it?" "I'll keep my eyes shut." "Do you know what mother says about me?" "That I make friends wherever I go." "Abroad." "But you are different from all of them." "You, your talks." "Everything is different." "Do you know?" "Won't you say anything?" "You can open your eyes." "Why?" "What's the matter?" " Nothing." " Really?" "Girls are like this!" "Crazy!" "Come in Prem." "This is my nephew, Jeevan." "He'll learn work with us." "Let's have the inauguration this Sunday." "I've organized a party for Saturday." "Just friends." "You must come." "She's called you for the party Why are you taking me along?" "I won't go without you." " Why?" " What do you mean?" "Answer me why?" " Because..." " Because?" "I won't tell!" "Do you know you're looking handsome." "I'm very handsome." "Know what mother says about me?" "That I look dashing when I shave and wear a coat." " Are you getting bored?" " No." "I have a certain style." "Mother praising me is obvious." "There's something in some people." "What are you doing?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "You have no right to take any one's life to practice shooting." "This pigeon is mine." "I bought it." "My brother has all the right if he wants to shoot it." "Who are you to interfere?" "Give it to me." "This is the limit!" "What do you think of yourself?" "Mind your tongue!" "Come on." "We won't stay here any longer." "This goes on in friendship." "Apologize to her." " What's wrong?" " What does she think of herself?" "No manners at all!" " You felt hurt?" " Of course!" "Now don't ask why." "Why?" "Get me some food." "I'm famished." "After dinner tell me what else mother says about you." "I won't be bored." "Are you taking this for Prem?" "We too are hungry." "What's wrong?" "Have I committed a crime in touching her?" "You want the same thing I want." "There's something about her." "Not one more word!" "She won't be worthy of you?" "You're quite worried about her." "ls she your private property?" " What is she?" " His friend." "Friends did you hear that?" "Can a young boy and girl be friends?" "See this scene of young friendship!" "A good drama of friendship!" "A girl and boy are never friends." "This is a curtain to hide the flames of passion on dark nights." "Great!" "Friendship in a new house brought good dividends." "Congratuhte them." " Stop them." " How many will you stop?" "You are the cause of this." "Don't let this relation grow." "Which will give Prem nothing but defamation." "A girl and boy can never be friends." "Friendship in a new house can bring good dividends." "Don't let this relation grow." "It won't give Prem anything but for defamation." "Your cap." "Mr. Prabhu will be bringing some papers from the head office." "Send them to the site." "I'll go in Prem's car." "Hurry up." "It's getting late." "Coming." "It would be nice if you'd come for the opening of the factory." "You'll be left alone at home." " Brother will be here." " As you wish." "Come on, son." "I don't know what the world calls our relation." "I don't know the limits of this relationship." "I only know this much I have loved you." "What is this if not love?" "I laugh if you laugh." "I cry if you cry." "Where there's love, the heart gets hurt." "I love you." "I wish I'd understood the depth of this relation earlier." "Uncle and Aunt have come." " Where's Uncle?" " He's gone to the factory." "Why did you return so early?" "Dragged by the friend's friendship." " What do you mean?" " I'd called so he ran." " What happened to you?" " Stomach upset for 2 days." "Always eating trash." "No food for him for 2 days." "Nothing?" "But now I'm fine." "Traffic constable!" "Mustn't listen to her." "Get some food." "It's a banana." "Alone." "Nice, isn't it?" "You were saying something?" " Not now." " Fine." "We'll go boating this evening." "Don't say, not now then." "Be prepared." "What's cooking?" "The neighborhood ladies are coming for prayers." "Lots of guests will be coming." "They will stay for dinner." " There's lots of work." " These fat guys will do it." " I'll take you out." " Me?" "Didn't find anybody else?" "Shall we come?" "Give me those and rest for a while." "Sister, fry these." "Do you have henna on your hands?" " No." " Shall we apply it?" "I have some work. 5 minutes." "It's 4:15." "Just 5 minutes." "It happens." " Henna?" " Henna!" "See how it looks on my hands." "Are you tired?" "Are you very angry?" "Won't you talk to me?" "No!" "I'm not in the mood." "May I say something to put you in a good mood?" "I don't want to hear anything." "I'll still say it." "You may hear it if you want." "Not in the mood now." "That's too much!" "Now if you pretend, I'll tell mother!" "That the marriage season is on." "Get me married elsewhere." "Go right now." "Mother!" "I have something important to discuss." " Aren't you worried about me?" " Why?" "What happened?" "Have you ever looked at me?" "I've grown up." "Don't you want to get me married?" "Already thinking of marriage?" "You shouldn't take these things lightly." "Children shouldn't be given freedom these days." "So far I'm very decent but if I slip up somewhere?" "Papa stiff neck will be bent." "But how do I know what kind of a girl you'll like?" "That's absolutely clear in my eyes." "She must never wear salwar kameez." "She shouldn't have long hair." "Absolutely short." "Mother, this and that..." "She should be an atom bomb." "But such a girl won't do anything in the house." " She won't shell peas." " She will aunt." " Won't she?" " Yes, she will!" "Respect for elders, mingling with her age and love for youngsters." " She won't possess these qualities" " She will respect everyone." " Won't she?" " Yes, she will." "And I'll force her if she doesn't." "Start looking for a bride for me." "Will you have some tea?" "If I eat, it will only be after my marriage." "Fell down!" "It happens." "Now I'm going to bed." "Now I have to search for a bride for his majesty." "That too of his choice." "He's lived in America!" " Good day." " How are you?" "Lord!" "I'm dying of hunger." "The difficulties of the devotee..." "The food runs away!" "Dinner." "Eat it fast." "No!" "No!" " What's the matter?" " lt vanishes." " It's fake." " No, it's real." "It is real!" "May I eat it?" "Feed it to me." "You are so nice..." "What's this?" " What's wrong?" " Full moon night and you're sad?" "He hasn't eaten dinner." "So even you haven't eaten." "Then even I won't eat." "ls he annoyed?" "Please him." "What does he want?" "He wants me to hold my ears and say, 'l love you' thrice." " Only then will he eat." " Then say it." "How can I say it?" "He's sitting with the women." "I feel shy." "That's how he's troubling you!" "Come on." "To tell him." "We can be one up on him" "We'll give him tit for tat!" "You'll say it now, in front of everyone." "In order to spend some time let's sing songs in a game." " Who will play?" " All of us will play!" " Won't you play?" " I don't want to!" " Scared of girls!" " I'm scared?" " Of course!" " We'll see!" "Let's begin." "Now begin." "Will you sit here?" " Next to me?" " Yes." " Yes." " For prayers?" "I'll give you one!" "Go away!" "Why are you yelling?" "I am going." " We will win." "Come here." " Go and see your face!" "Sir, she too hasn't eaten." " She'll eat it." " No, you'll have to feed her." " Come with me." " Where?" "Let's go and talk to Prem about his wedding." "I think I should get a daughter—in-law as soon as possible" " Yes." " Come on." " Going to the office?" " Yes." "Why?" "Nothing." "Have your breakfast and sit with us for a while." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "We've come to discuss your marriage." " Marriage?" " Yes, I've found you a bride." "What is it?" "She's just as you had wanted." "She doesn't wear salwar kameez.." "The only things she wears are..." "But listen to me.." "Don't worry." "Her hair isn't long." "She's like this and that." "Mother, sit down." " Listen..." " She's giving it with love." "I thought a lot yesterday." "You are right." "Such a girl won't work in the house." " She won't shell peas." " She will." "Right?" "If she won't, I'll make her." "But mother, respecting elders, loving youngsters." "She won't do that" "She won't?" "Then what should we do?" "You find a different type of girl." "Find one of your choice." " Will my choice do?" " Of course it will!" " Won't she do?" " If you say so..." " She'll do." " There's no hurry." "Take your time to think before telling me." " Will she do?" " I'm going." "Crazy fool!" "I' m really fortunate." "Will you be my crazy son's Suman?" "Stay here to spread fragrance in my home forever." "I only want both of you to be happy." "Must be Prem." "You talk to him." "I'm off." "Mother said something to me today." "Today mother said something to me too." "What do you think?" "Today is a really beautiful day." "I want to be colored in this colorful weather." "Will you join me?" "Had it!" "Going to Prem's room?" "Yes and I'll be careful Any objections?" "He's not in there." "He has gone out with his future bride." "He has decided to marry Suman." "Any objections?" "Come in." "By accepting your proposal for his son, sir has obliged us." "You may not believe it but I'd chosen a sample ...of a wedding card in anticipation of this day." "She likes it very much." "Then we also like it." "Let your wife too approve of it." "Jeevan show it to her." " It's her choice too." " No, uncle." "What do you mean?" "She likes somebody else." "The girl you gave refuge to, is dreaming of marrying into your house!" "She's taking advantage of Prem's innocence." "Nobody just gifts an expensive locket to anyone!" "Some people are known for grabbing rights!" "When I tried to show her her place, she slapped me!" "Excuse me but if somebody has a hand in this, it's that cheat's father!" "Your friend!" "You have done your duty as a friend." "But he's a stain of friendship!" "He left his daughter her on purpose." "Suman's birthday falls in 2 days." "Can't say what she might ask Prem for as a gift." "Did you call me?" "Yes, there's some urgent work in our new plant." "I may not be able to go." "Instead you should go." "Leave by 6 in the morning." " Tomorrow?" " Why?" "Some other work?" "I'll go." "So you're going?" "And breaking your promises?" "Even I want to stay back." " Then refuse Dad." " No." "You must go if uncle has asked you to" "Don't disobey him." "We'll celebrate some other day." " But..." " Brother." "Nobody listens to us!" " When will you return?" " In 4 or 5 days." "I'll be waiting." "Now we wait for Prem to leave." "Tomorrow morning Kumar will tell Suman of his decision." "Her heart will break." "He's given it to me." "Why are you jealous?" "Look away." "Who is it?" "How could I leave without celebrating your birthday?" "Now come here." " How are the gifts." " Very nice." " Shall I wear them?" " There's one more." "Somewhat like this." "Shall I wear it and show?" "Don't send me away." "Should I return early?" "Live long dear." "Happy birthday." "May I take tea for uncle?" "So you want to serve your father-in-law tea by yourself?" "Hold it." "ls today your birthday?" " Yes." " How old are you?" "L!" "." "You're very smart for an 18 year old." "I have nothing against you." "You've been given the convenience of staying here not the right." "With what right have you stepped into my son's life?" "I want an answer!" "I'll give you the answer." "Prem's love has given her that right." "My decision to make her my daughter—in—law!" "She can't be our daughter—in—law!" " Why not?" " Because she came here as a guest." "She's dreaming of owning this place!" "She and her father contrived to own this property worth lakhs!" "She and her father have stabbed my friend in the back!" "Whose friendship are you accusing?" "The one who supported us in poverty and difficult times?" "Thanks to whom we have a son!" "What will he do with wealth?" "You seem to have forgotten the meaning of friendship today!" "Look at her innocent face once." " Can she do this?" " Her face shields her plan." "Now she can't stay here for a minute!" "She has to leave now!" "This is my decision!" "Happy birthday my child!" "You're crying?" "Silly!" "I've come." "I left everything to reach right on your birthday." "To your and my friend!" "Why is everyone so quiet?" "See what I've brought for everyone." "Keep it here." "Have some sweets." "I bought you a pen." "This is your tool." "Hello." "I bought you sarees." "I picked them all up." "All the colors suit you." "Where is Prem?" "Son, see what Babuji bought for you!" "What a way to win hearts!" "Both father and daughter!" "Why?" "Have I or my daughter done something wrong?" "Really sir, these poor lowly people are like this!" "Blood sucking parasites!" " Control your tongue!" " You should've control." "Controlled your daughter!" "What she has done here!" "She has brought shame to this family!" "She has shown her true colors!" "What did you say!" "Stop this bestiality!" "Enough!" "Did you hear what he said about Suman?" "He is right!" "You took undue advantage of my friendship!" "You left her here with ulterior motives!" "So that she could trap Prem in her love and own this house!" "I never imagined you could spin a golden web for wealth!" "Don't scream!" "Before dreaming of converting our friendship into relationship..." "You should have seen the distance between us." "Where I earn lakhs, you make 2000 a month!" "Isn't it 2000?" "Come to my position first and then see these dreams!" "Stop it!" "Now you've gone far from me" "My friendship is a burden now!" "Today my clothes stink!" "The daughter of this man who earns only 2000 is not fit to stay here!" "I accept it and don't blame you." "But why this false accusation on my child?" "My daughter is my pride!" " Answer me, why?" " First of all you kept her here!" " I did you a favour and..." " Favour?" "You obliged me by keeping my daughter?" "ls this all that remains of our friendship?" "No." "I won't be obliged to you!" "I'll pay the price of your 5 star hotel!" "In which you kept my daughter and fed her!" "What are the lodging and boarding charges here?" "5000?" "10000?" "20000?" "50000?" "Answer me!" "I'm going!" "I'll be waiting for you outside this five star hotel!" "The bonds of the heart are broken." "I don't have the courage." "Sir is waiting for you." "I have to talk to you." "We will talk son." "But in your own cabin." "Sit on this chair and take charge of the company." "For what crime are you punishing me?" "This is a gift for you." " Now make your own decisions." " I had taken one decision." "Of marrying Suman." "Why was that rejected?" "Yes Papa" " Why?" "I'll explain to you, son." "Your Papa need not give you explanations." "Where are you going?" " I'm leaving home." " Why?" "But even your son need not give you any explanation." "Listen to me." "What do you lack?" "All this is yours." "Next week you're getting engaged to Seema." "The cards have been given!" "Sir, you explain to him." "He hasn't seen the world outside which is cruel and wicked." "He can't even walk properly on the roads." " I will learn." " You don't even know..." "How difficult it is to earn money." " What a struggle it is!" " I will learn." "Learn?" "what will you learn?" "You don't even know how to learn." "Love teaches everything." "Stop him before I take nay step!" "He hasn't honored his father He'll at least honor your love!" "When she was here, I couldn't give these to her." "When you meet my daughter—in-law slip these bangles on her wrists." "Mother, am I right?" "Are you with me?" "I needn't fear anything?" "Are y0U going?" "But we are to get engaged?" "Please don't leave me." "All right." "Then come with me." "Come on." "Thinking?" "People in love never think." "Uncle has come!" "I am Prem." "I know you are angry." "Papa abused you quite a bit." "I apologize to you." "The father wounds and the son applies salver." "Apologizes!" "Go away before I thrash you." "I haven't come to go away." "I've given up everything and come to marry Suman." "Mother has sent these bangles for Suman as a symbol of her acceptance." "Go inside, Suman." "Go inside!" "I always followed my heart." "Maybe that's why I never became rich" "Like your father!" "But today I understand the world!" "I've learnt today." "Sister-in—law's bangles can't move me!" "I survived the accusation of looting wealth!" "But I won't bear being accused of stealing bangles!" "Hear this carefully!" "My child won't marry into that house!" "Even if your father comes to my door and rubs his nose!" "I love her." "N0, YOU played a game!" "Like your father!" "I'm going to see a boy for my daughter tomorrow." "Hear it well!" "P:" "What do you want?" "Why are you bent on ruining my child!" "I've come to give her all the joys you want for her." "Joys for her?" "Where?" "In that hollow world of your father's?" "I'll make my own world." "You are angry with my father not me." "Look at me just once." "Forget I'm Kumar's son." "Judge me after separating me from my father's name." "Like any normal boy, I've come to ask for your daughter's hand." "All right." "Come." "How much do you earn?" "What do you earn?" "How this question hurts!" "It cuts through the heart!" "Your father similarly asked me..." "A man earning 2000 a month has to reach his status before dreaming!" "Today I ask you, what is your status?" "Dad, what are you saying?" "You stay out of this." "You can't settle down by running away." "How will he look after you?" "If his love is true, Let him prove that..." "Let him reach my status." "Earn 2000 rupees!" "Then let him dream." "I'll earn it." "I'll prove my love." "In this very village." "In front of you." "I'll earn 2000 in one month." "These are mother's bangles." "Keep them safe with you." "I'll give them to Suman when the condition is met." "2000?" "In one month!" "This is a hilly region." "We only work on stones and wood." "This isn't even the tourist season." "You are educated." "Go to the city." "No, I have to earn it here." "Give me any work." "Even the last batch of workers is full." " Has the truck driver come?" " No sir." "Labor is sitting idle at the other side." "The road is so dangerous." "Who will take the lorry?" " I'll take it." " You?" "I want work!" "Give me the key of the truck." "ls this the time to come?" "Comes to work, drunk!" "You may go." "We've kept another driver" " Another driver?" " Yes." "Square his account." "This is insulting." "Another driver when you're around?" "Brother!" "Listen... stop the truck." "What are you doing?" "Stop the truck!" "That's enough!" "Now move aside." "You love to drive trucks?" "Wants the truck!" "Saw the outcome of kicking me out of my job!" "Take the key of the truck." "Every man has his earning written when he comes here." "But if you don't respect it, it won't wait for you." "If you look at him, the hands that taught you driving will make you forget it!" "Get lost!" "Hope you're not hurt." "Who is it?" "Sit down." "Eaten?" "Forget it son." "You can't do this." "One day has tired you out." "29 days still remain." "You have lost." "Go back." "Take your mother's bangles back." "This is my first earning." "And the first earning is given to an elder, isn't it?" "Who is yours." "Bless me." "Son." "You can stay here if you wish." "Your father obliged me by keeping my daughter in his house." "I can oblige you." "If you want to oblige me, then only do this..." "Don't let tears come to Suman's eyes." "Now I'll come to your step only after completing the condition." "After 29 days!" "It's terribly cold here!" "And I forgot my sweater." "How did you know I was coming?" "How are Prem and Suman?" " Welcome sir." " These guys keep laughing?" "Just follow my friend." "Sir says to just follow." "But who is to be followed?" " Behind that?" " Yes." " Really?" " Why are you scared?" "He's a special friend of mine." "Came to the station to take me!" "Walks with such style!" "And what a name!" "Why did you stop?" "Your friend is looking at you!" "My friend is here." " No, here." " Where?" " He's coming here!" " Don't leave me alone!" "Look after your brother!" "Your brother ran away." "I came only for you!" "Quiet!" "What's your name?" " Looks like Freedevi!" " What?" "Then I'm Jitendra!" "Let's go to the garden." "We'll have an ice cream." "Let's go." " I'll comb my hair." " They're fine." "Come on!" "My honor is in your hands, Basanti, come on!" "May you be ruined!" "Pretends to be Jeetendra!" "Meet me and I'll show you!" "Mother has sent you her love." "Everybody misses you." "How is Gulabiya?" "I knew you'd ask!" "How do I know?" "Am I her bodyguard?" "Instead she's my body guard!" " Sir, where are you?" " Here." " How do you feel after a bath?" " Fresh." "I'll like it even more if I sit there." " I'm very hungry but if you say"" " Go ahead and eat." "What should I eat?" "The food looks delicious." "Sit and eat." "I'm off." "Emergency food." " What's wrong?" " Such a pretty face and sad?" "What' s the matte r?" " How is mother?" " Very well." "Mother has sent money for you along with sweetmeats." " I don't need the money." " What do you mean?" " I won't take this money." " Then what will you do?" "Will you burn yourself all month?" "What sin have you committed?" "Love has no conditions." "Then why this pretense?" "Come here and listen to me." "There's 5000 in this." "Give him 2000 and get married today itself." "I'll arrange for the priest." "If you won't listen to me, our friendship is finished." "Won't my blood boil seeing you in this state?" "Do you remember what I told Papa when I left?" "Love teaches everything." "If I take this money, how will I ever learn?" "What do you want?" "Do you want to prove my love false?" "Will you then respect your friend?" "I'll keep the money." "I love her." "I have to do this." "Go and tell mother, today I've learnt the value of money." "What do you say?" "Sridevi has come dressed up!" "It is said your prayers come true." "Pray for my friend." "That he gets married soon." "I pray to God your wishes come true!" " Don't take his name!" " Why?" "Isn't he your son?" "I have no son!" "You don't have a son?" "ls he an orphan like me?" "ls Prem an orphan despite having parents?" "One more word and I'll lose my shirt!" "Do you recall when Prem would fall sick as a child...?" "You'd stay awake all night." "You'd willingly lose out to him." "Now you've left him alone in the race of life." "How can you leave him?" "How can you say you don't love him?" "Answer me!" "Have you got your answer?" "Yes." "Mother, he loves him a lot." "He is pining for him, just like you!" "What proof can we ask from a helpless father?" "I'll take you out today." "Lame uncle." "Listen to me You too go out for a while." "There'll be some peace in this house!" "Mother!" "Picking up fights with us!" "If you say I'll jack him!" "Begin." "Help!" "Thank the Lord." "God knows who played this prank." " Rest for awhile." " No, every moment is precious." "The wound is deep." "Try to understand" "You're even running fever." "My Papa." "Please be seated sir." "You move away." "Start the machine." "I'm coming." "A very decent child." "How are you, son?" "Get one cup of tea." "Special." "Sugar separate." "How are you?" "What's all this for?" "What do you think?" "If you earn 2000 bucks, will Karan let you marry his daughter?" "No, this is his plan." "Shall we race back home once again?" "I've brought your car along." "The vehicle has changed." "Stick to your guns." "In this dirt, dust, filth!" "Yes." "I wasted your precious time." "No, I've reinforced my ideals." " You won't manage." " It's my struggle." "Isn't it also my struggle?" "Are you leaving?" "Please drink this tea of your son's earning." "You' ll get thrilled-." "P:" "There's been no account kept of our new factory." "Jeevan was given the responsibility on your commendation." "What answer do you have for the workers' complaints?" "When you drew the amount from the bank in time, why weren't they paid?" "It's very difficult to progress with dishonesty." "Go and apologize to them." " Go." " I don't apologize." "Half the share of this factory is my son's." "I won't tolerate his name being sullied!" "What son?" "The one who crushed your dreams?" "You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Get out!" "Great!" "You had won his trust!" "No leeway for suspicion!" "He forced you to lower your head in front of those measly workers!" "I even felt ashamed when his fool of a son rejected my daughter's love!" "I never loved him." " But you pretended to!" " There's a difference." "Either way we were humiliated." "Then and now once again!" " Now it's our turn." " Yes." "So far he has only seen my friendship" "Now he'll also suffer the attack of my enmity." "Good day." "Leg healed itself?" "Whose colors are you going to show me today?" "I've come to extend a hand of friendship to you." "Even I hate Kumar." "For years I was loyal to him as a friend..." "He insulted my friendship." "I want to teach him a lesson." "Why don't we combine forces and burn him with the fire in our hearts?" "Yes sir." "Can you ever forget how he treated your innocent child?" "Can you forget the atrocities?" "I want every newspaper to print what he did to us." "Cover all the press..." "Go to court against him!" "Destroy him!" "He won't be able to walk with his head held high!" "So, shall we shake on that?" "Get out!" "lam going but I'd like to know one thing..." "You are his enemy." "So am I." "Then why the difference between us?" "Scoundrel the difference is only that your gait changes with time." " Meaning?" " Didn't understand?" "You won't even understand." "You are made that way!" "I'll show you what I'm made of!" "To both of you!" "That day has come!" "Here are 2000 including your night shift last night" "You've earned another 200." "I need only this." "Today is Friday." "Donate a sheet to the mausoleum on our behalf." "Going?" "Go on." "Suman must be waiting." "I know that day has come." "Going to get married?" "All of us have come for your wedding." "Come on guys, dress up the groom." "Adorn him with flowers." "Let me go." "She must be waiting." "She's waiting for him." "Let him go." "ls this what you earned in one month with your sweat?" "Your life is in it." "Let me see how much it weighs." "What?" "Prem is missing for 2 days?" "I was driving past and thought I'd meet him." "I even asked Karan but why would he answer?" "He's burning to take revenge." "Come soon." "I fear Karan might..." "What' s the matte r?" "The game of love is over." "It's destiny." "Let's tell uncle the good news." "I've kept your word." "Take these." "Can I now ask for your daughter's hand?" "Can I dream?" "Can I now meet her?" "The condition is not met." "Why?" "This is my money." "Mother had sent money." "But I didn't take it." "Swear by Suman." "This is my money." "Forget it Suman." "The condition was to earn money." "Not wet pieces of paper." "What's the value of this money?" "They are giving way." "Useless." "Look carefully." "Some of them don't even have the numbers." "What can you give my daughter with these wet notes?" "Nothing." "Not even 2 square meals." "I don't want 2 square meals!" "ls this justice?" "For a whole month he stayed hungry, thirsty and earned this money." "You can't see the wounds on his hands." "Neither his tears of pain." "But you only saw these wet notes?" "If these have no value, nothing in the world is valuable." "No value!" "Don't be offended by what she says." "It's love for me that makes her lose courage." "Give me another chance." "One more chance." "I'll earn again." "I'll bring the money again." "And this time I promise..." "I promise the notes won't be wet." "You have won." "I cant' test you anymore." "I can't Suman!" "This money is priceless!" "Your love has won." "I've tormented you so much!" "Isn't it?" "Where is my son?" "If something happens to him, I..." "Why are you silent?" "Why are your lips sealed?" "When a man does some wrong, his face is stripped of decency!" " Where is his son?" " I don't know his son!" "I only know the boy who has made his own identity today." "And I'm proud of him!" "Would you like to meet him?" "Surprised to see me alive?" "It's fate." "Your closest friend tried to kill your son today." "And Jeevan is responsible for it." "No, it's a lie." "When a man does something wrong, his face is stripped of decency!" "No, he's like my son." "Why should I ...?" "Let go!" "This is how you repay my trust?" "Those who trust others have to listen to abuses." "Like him!" "Another water balloon on his face!" " That's 24!" " Tying up mother!" "You hit him." "Make a silver jubilee." " No." " Hit him!" " Hail the Mother!" " Hail the Mother!" " Say it loudly!" " No shame tying up mother!" "Go and save her my son." "Won't you hug me once?" "Oblige me just once friend."

"Okay, Chandler." "Okay." "And your horoscope says:" ""On the 5th, a special someone will give you a gift."" "Well, thank you in advance." ""But the 12th brings a lover's spat."" "You're going to make a joke about my special present." "Why would you do that?" "Wait. "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself."" "Hey, guys." "Hey." "Oh, my God!" "It's Joey Tribbiani of "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E"." "That's right. lt's your first day." "Are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?" "Am I psyched?" "The lead in my own TV series?" "I've dreamed about this for years!" "Why have I not been preparing?" "Joey, you're gonna be great." "But I gotta act with a robot." "I don't know anything about technology." "I can't even use Chandler's computer, except to find porn." "And that's only because it's there when you turn it on." "Our lover's spat will start a little early this month." "I'll be waiting." "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad" "English subtitles by Softitler" "Are you judging them by their covers?" "Because you're really not supposed to." "I'm deciding which one to use." "I'm going to start writing another book." "Because the last one was such a big seller?" "Well, if you must know, I have written 14 books." "And as I'm the only one who has read them I can tell you that they have all been very well received." "What are you doing later?" "Rachel and I have to get our hair cut." "We do?" "l want to see what he wants first." "I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me." "Wait a minute." "Hold the phone." "You're not Elizabeth's dad?" "Come on, guys." "I really want this guy to like me." "It would really help me out if you guys could be here to make me look good." "Of course we'll help." "Thanks." "We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be." "So, here's your office set." "Wow!" "Mac Machiavelli, Private Investigator." "Let's get you to wardrobe for a fitting." "When do I meet the robot?" "Why don't we do that right now?" "He's right here." "Joey Tribbiani, this is" "Wow!" "He's so lifelike." "Unbelievable." "This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E." "How do you do there, buddy?" "I'll let you two guys get acquainted?" "Sorry about that." "So where's C.H.E.E.S.E.?" "C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here." "Nice to meet you, Mac." "This is the temporary robot, right?" "No." "Why?" "Well, I just thought it was gonna be a really cool robot." "Like the Terminator, or when I first saw you." "I spent two years developing this machine." "It's absolutely state of the art." "Sorry. lt doesn't look like it can do anything." "It can do this." "This is my father, Paul Stevens." "Dad, this is Ross Geller." "It's great to meet you, Paul." "I prefer that Liz's boyfriends address me as Mr. Stevens." "Of course." "Mr. Stevens." "So, Ross what's your problem?" "Excuse me?" "Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?" "It's funny.... lt's not funny." "I don't like you going out with my daughter, Ross." "Okay, I can see that." "I think if you give me one chance, I can change your mind." "Okay." "What?" "Okay. I'll give you one chance to change my mind." "You've got one minute." "Daddy." "Fine." "Two minutes." "Go." "A minute and 50 seconds." "I want you to know, I have never done anything like this before." "I mean, I've been in relationships in general." "But I've never done it with a student." "I mean, not...." "Not "it." We haven't done "it."" "I mean, we've done stuff...." "Okay." "A joke." "Lighten the mood." "Two guys go into a bar." "One of them is Irish." "l'm Irish." "And the Irish guy wins the joke." "Ross!" "How crazy that we would run into you." "Oh, my God!" "Thank you." "I 'd like you to meet my friends." "This is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler." "So you're Elizabeth's father?" "I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness." "is there a Mrs. Stevens?" "There's a Mr. Bing!" "Unfortunately, Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born." "I raised her by myself." "I get that a lot." "Why don't we all take a seat?" "I'll get us all some coffees." "Yeah, why don't you...." "And you guys can talk about whatever you want." "Whatever pops into your head." "It is so strange seeing Ross here, this time of day because usually he's at the children's hospital." "But not looking for dates." "Monica is Ross' sister." "He's a great brother!" "I had a sister." "She passed away." "You don't have to do that every time." "But Ross is a great guy." "I was roommates with him in college." "Funny story...." "Your roommate in college died, didn't he?" "A part of him did, yes." "Here we are, Paul, Elizabeth." "I hope you guys are finding something to talk about." "Yes." "We were just" "Sorry I'm late." "But I am ready to talk you up." "When does Liz's father get here?" "I'm already here." "Ross is so great!" "Honey, you got the kind with the little girl." "You said we would get the kind with the baby." "You said the baby creeps you out." "The little girl does." "You said, "the baby."" "Why would the baby creep me out?" "Why would the little girl creep you out?" "I'm sorry." "Can you please talk a little slower." "This is for your book?" "lt's about relationships." "You know, the traps, the pitfalls, what not to do." "Keep going." "This stuff's great." "Excuse me." "And how none of it matters when the people really love each other." "And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment." "Oh, hi!" "Hi." "l left my keys here somewhere." "Well, let's look for them." "Hey, look!" "Are these them?" "No." "All right." "Here they are." "Good." "Thanks for your help." "Wait!" "Sorry!" "Mr." "Paul?" "Just call me Paul." "Paul. I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy." "Maybe you could date him then." "It would save me the trouble of killing him." "Are you okay?" "You just don't look old enough to have a 20-year-old daughter." "Well, we were very young when we had her." "We?" "Yeah, it usually takes two people to...." "Oh, no!" "Yes!" "Of course. I know that!" "What I meant was are you still "we" or are you just you?" "I'm just me." "My wife died shortly after Lizzie was born." "So you raised her all on your own?" "Yes, I did." "How was your first day?" "Pretty good." "Except I got a little attitude from the robot." "Damn those robots." "They're supposed to be our faithful servants!" "It was the guy who controls the robot." "He doesn't like me." "He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich table right when I was reaching for one." "Why don't you get him fired?" "I may have to. I hate to do it." "But I'm the star, you know?" "There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor." "Excuse me." "Joey Tribbiani." "Joe!" "I'm glad I found you!" "I got an audition for you." ""The thing is", "it's kind of on the q.t."" "The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired." "It's the lead in a series." "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E." "I'm the lead in "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."" "Joey?" "Hi, Ross." "I was just getting him to like you." "Joey!" "Ross, Joey is not here." "I'll just wait for him in here!" "Ross, it's okay." "You can come out." "Yeah. lt's okay. lt's me Mr. Stevens." "I didn't...." "Oh, my gosh." "I didn't even see you." "You did." "You came in, got all awkward and ran to the bedroom." "You were shouting, "Joey!"" "Bye, Rachel." "Bye." "I'll call you later." "See ya!" "Bye, Ross." "What?" "What the...." "How did...." "What?" "You know, he lost his keys." "So he was looking for them." "In your mouth?" "No!" "Downstairs." "And we got to talking for two hours. I liked him." "I invited him for a cup of coffee." "You were at the coffee house!" "What's the big deal?" "So I kissed the guy?" "He's my girlfriend's father. lt's weird!" "You dated my sister!" "That was different!" "What?" "Why?" "This is weird for me!" "Ross, look." "This is good for you." "Let's face it." "So far the guy's not loving ya." "But I can turn that around." "I've got the inside track." "We could all go out to dinner." "And I could talk you up." "Plus the guy is a very successful lawyer!" "How is that important?" "lt's important!" "There's a million guys out there who can play Mac and there's only one robot." "And this one guy who controls it." "I didn't know he could get me fired." "What am I gonna do?" "You're a pretty charming guy." "Thanks." "But I have a problem to deal with." "No, sweetie." "You've got to win over the guy who controls C.H.E.E.S.E." "Go back there and kiss some serious robot ass!" "That's not a bad idea!" "If I have to turn on the charm tomorrow, I'm not wasting any of it on you guys." "I got some saved for you, Pheebs." "Do you think Joey is more charming than me?" "Yeah." "That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side." "You wish." ""You wish."" "Stop writing about us." "I'm not writing about you." "I'm writing about other people." "Who?" "Marsha and Chester." "Fine." "Then you know what?" "I will just write about Phyllis." ""Phyllis is sitting in the chair." -l see what you're doing." ""Phyllis sees what I'm doing."" "I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!" "Morning!" "How's my favorite genius and his robot buddy?" "Don't touch him!" "Okay." "Level with me. I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired." "They even have actors coming in to read for my part." "Come on, man." "You gotta give me a second chance." "I love this little guy." "That's why you didn't want me to touch him, right?" "I can't believe this!" "God!" "Hey, how are you doing?" "So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up." "So Ross selflessly offered to take me." "What a nice story." "So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her prom." "I definitely did not see that one backfiring." "l'm going to the bathroom." "Take your time." "I was a freshman and she was a senior." "So it wasn't as bad as" "Look. I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs." "It's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie and partly because they just keep coming to me." "I have to admit that after all the wonderful things Lizzie has told me and the many stories that Rachel has told me well you're not all bad." ""Not all bad."" "I'm sorry I was so harsh." "But you have to understand." "I still look at Lizzie like she's a 12-year-old girl." "I know what you mean. I do that, too." "l beg your pardon?" "l don't see her as a 12-year-old girl." "I mean, I have a son who is six and I still think of him as a baby." "You have a son?" "My ex-wife and I share custody of Ben." "Just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as I'm sure you are with your wife." "I'm sorry." "It's unbelievable!" "Don't worry." "I just didn't realize you were married." "We were." "But that was just a...." "That was just a big drunken mistake." "You're back." "You two were married?" "I'm sorry." "You were talking about Emily." "We said we would meet at the coffee house at "6":00." "We said 7:00." "We said "6":00!" "The only way that I said "6":00 would be if I said the sentence, "Let's meet at 7:00, not at "6":00."" "If I had said 7:00, I would have said:" ""My boyfriend is such a wiseass. 7:00!"" "Hi!" "Oh, my good God!" "l know what time you said." "What?" "Well, actually I know what time Chester and Marsha said." "What time?" "What an interesting turn of events." "Suddenly it's my book to the rescue." "Let's see." "Very interesting." "Well this certainly clears things up." "What does it say?" "I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book." "Thank you for writing your book." "It's a great book and you are the queen of everything." "Thanks." "So are you." "I told you I should not wear this color." ""Monica, Marsha and Chester are planning on seeing a movie Sunday night." ""Marsha thinks they're meeting at "6":00." "Chester thinks it's 7:00."" "You knew we were gonna miss the movie?" "That's right." "Instead of telling us, you decided to write it in your stupid book?" ""Marsha and Chester are mad at Phyllis."" "I can't believe I'm gonna lose this job." "I'm so sorry, man." "is there anything I can do?" "Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard." "Joey, I want to talk to you." "Yeah?" "I don't want to talk to you, Wayne." "I hate you." "You ruined my life." "Chandler, Wayne." "Wayne, Chandler." "Hi." "How are you?" "Joey, I'll get you your job back if you help me out." "Why should I help you out?" "The reason he just said." "What do you need?" "I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman." "You know, Sarah." "I wish I could talk to her." "Are you in love with her?" "Yeah." "Her." "All of them." "Anyone." "Yeah. I've been there, my friend." "Listen, I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do." "It's not something you can teach." "It's something you're born with." "You can teach it." "I can show you right now." "Well, if you think about it Ross did learn something from each marriage." "How to make the next one even shorter?" "Wait a minute." "That's not fair." "He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was to Emily." "He just didn't tell me." "Maybe I have to pee again." "Well, this is fun." "So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?" "I have had enough of this!" "I care a great deal about your daughter." "And I have treated her with nothing but respect!" "So if you've got a problem with me" "Are you yelling at me?" "God, no." "You know what, Daddy?" "If you don't like Ross, that's fine." "It doesn't matter to me." "I'm going to go out with him anyway." "Really?" "Well, if it doesn't matter to her it doesn't matter to me." "Still not yelling." "What can I say?" "This doesn't make me like you more." "That's okay. I'm not so crazy about myself right now either." "Then we agree?" "l guess so." "Neither of us like Ross." "l like Ross." "Kids!" "Wait. I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is." "That's okay, Rach." "We're not liking Ross right now." "Well, I got a lot of those, too." "It turns out you were right, C.H.E.E.S.E." "That shipment never made it to Omaha?" "You got it." "And the rabbi's beard?" "100 percent horse hair." "Nice catch, C.H.E.E.S.E." "It's your line, C.H.E.E.S.E." "Wayne!" "Wayne!"

"I don't know what's wrong with it." "You guys were supposed to service this thing!" "I don't know why he didn't service it." "I don't know." "Why don't you guys take a suck on that tailpipe?" "Son of a bitch!" "I don't know what the hell I'm going to do now." "Hot." "Blown engine, right?" "The engine's blown to hell." "Want me to call you a tow truck?" "We got help coming." "Really." "Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto." "Finest automobiles by the world's great carmakers." "Great." "Just what I need." "A goddamn car salesman." "You know, you're in a very dignified profession." "People rely upon you for the last images... they have of their loved ones, and this ain't a pretty picture." "Oh, please, I'm trying to bury a guy, not buy a hearse." "I'm talking a deal." "500 bucks over invoice." "Dealer invoice?" "Come on by tomorrow." "We're having a one-time-only sale... of all our luxury vehicles." "I'll customize anything you want." "I will personally walk you through every step of the deal." "We'll have your business back on its feet by Monday... back from the dead, you might say." " Excuse me." " Sorry." "If I might interrupt..." "What are you doing about my husband?" "We've arranged for a pickup truck." "I did not spend $10,000... to have my Ralph can'ted around in a pickup truck!" "I'll put you out of business." "Or better still, I'll take you to court." "I'll bury you for this!" " Madam." " What is it?" "My deepest condolences." "May I suggest that we move your husband along... as quickly as possible to his last resting place?" "Because, as you can see, it's a very, very hot day... and there is no air conditioning... so I think we should get him out of the sun... as quickly as possible." "Please." "I'll gladly lend a hand." "Please, gentlemen." "Oh, be careful." "This guy needs to go on a diet." "Please, that's the widow, man." "What did she feed the guy?" "Life's crazy, isn't it?" "Here I am, driving along, minding my own business... when opportunity knocks." "Be careful." "All right, get the flowers." "Jesus." "He's in there." "This must be very stressful for you." "10 grand for a funeral." "She's got to be well-off." "He'll be all right." "Don't you worry." "This is a nice box." "He must have carried a big life policy." "Thanks a lot." "This isn't even your funeral." "I do for you, maybe one day you do for me." "Maybe." "She could use some cheering up at a time like this... and people get a lot of pleasure from a new car." "She'll want to get on with her life." "Can I?" "You can't do this." "You can't sell a widow a car at her husband's funeral." "People will think that's a little insensitive." "But most people think that car salesmen... are the scum of the earth, anyway." "May I help you back to your car?" "Thank you." "Your husband must have been a fine man." "He was a fine man." "A man who took care of you all of his life." "Never denied you anything." "Nothing." "Ralph denied me nothing." "He was a good provider." "Now that he's gone, I'm sure he wouldn't want you... to deny yourself in his absence." "Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto." " What is this?" " My business card." "You're not trying to sell me a car, are you?" "At my husband's funeral?" "Before he's even in the ground?" "Are you?" "You sleaze." "You are the scum of the earth." "Not every sale works out, but I've got to keep trying... because you know why?" "A lot of them do work out... and when they do, I feel great... because I'm making someone happy." "It's like I'm making a friend... what I like to call a relationship for life." "I love to sell." "It's pathological, I guess." "At that moment, that point of sale..." "I cannot get any closer to another human being... without protection." "A little to the right." "A little to the left." "Good." "...you could drive the car of your dreams." "Honey." "I'm Big Jack Turgeon..." "That was quick!" "No, honey." "It's your commercial." "My commercial?" "Yeah, babe, look." "There's Dave." "There's Henry." "He's talking, right?" "No." "He speaks perfect English." " Who's she?" " That's Molly." "I'm Joey, and I'll put you..." "We're closing our doors after 35 years in one location." "We have got to sell..." "It looks very professional." "One day, Sunday!" "Frankie." "Joe, come here." "I want to show you something." "What do you think of that bad boy?" "That's really tasteful." "Skulls with death rocks." "Maybe some worms crawling out of them." "That would really piss your dad off." "Really?" "Good golly, Miss Molly." "You've had the rest, now have the best." "Joey, I'm with a customer." "You do remember what a customer looks like?" "Jackie, I know I'm late... but I've been taking care of business, babe." "I know the kind of business you're taking care of." "I hustled a new hearse at a funeral." "Come on, Joey, don't bullshit me." "This is Jackie you're talking to." "I'm not bullshitting." "He's coming in tomorrow." "The guy from downtown is on line one." "Tell him I'll call him later." "God, she just drives me crazy." "Jackie, be a little more subtle." "She's a married woman." "You don't want to get caught." "Come on." "God forgive me." "I just can't help myself." "Hey, who can?" "We've got to talk about the sale tomorrow." "Jackie, I'm ready." "Remember those two guys..." "you werert here that day." "Anyway, Dad had some outside experts... come by to check our operation." "They recommended we reduce the sales force... when we move to the new location." "How many you going to lose?" "Molly's gonna stay because she sells cars." "Dad's got a big heart, so maybe one or two others." "What are you talking about?" "We're the guys." "We made this place." "Come on, Joey." "Read the sign." "Big Jack Turgeon made the place." "He made you." "He taught you how to sell and he made you rich." "You'd still be rich if you didn't blow it on babes." "I'm having a few problems, some of them personal." "But I'm working them out." "I'll be back better than ever." "Well, get back by tomorrow because you've got to... close a dozen units to make an impression on the old man." "Otherwise, you're gone." "What are you talking about, twelve units by tomorrow?" "Yeah, today and tomorrow." "Today's dead." "No one's gonna come in today... if they know they can get it tomorrow on sale." "Well, I know." "Get on your horse, cowboy." "Call all your old clients, I'll toss you a few leads." "Do whatever you've got to do to get people in here." "You've got to sell, sell, sell, Joey." "It would be terrible if you werert here anymore." "It'd be a total fucking disaster." "Wake up over there." "Wash my car, will you?" "Do a good job for once." "I don't care who your old man is." "Chopsticks." "I'm buying." "I'm not talking about this bullshit now." "Humor him." "We'll make it like the old days." "Anything can happen." "Look at Russia." "If things don't work out here..." "I can sell Lincolns in Lithuania." "That's a good idea." "Brought that color right around, huh?" "You stop talking now." "Time to eat." "Helen." "Shu mai pork." "Give me some of those shrimp." "Back off." "That's not for you." "That's for better table." "This one's for you." "Three, maybe, huh?" "Two." "Ain't gonna buy out that easy." "Three!" "You big man." "You need to eat a lot." "What, are you working on commission?" "I mean, you'd sell the soles off your feet." "You shut up." "You no mess with me, OK?" "You have any cat today?" "No more." "Finish, but this is special for you." "This monkey brain." "Helen, that's not the monkey's brain." "Look at that." "That's a different part of the monkey." "Stop playing with it." "Now, eat it." "This... the bear's balls." "You shut up." "Eat." "Honey." "Do it again." "And then he got a car." "You boys talking dirty again?" "Mrs. Turgeon wants you to call her, now." "Wife calls, crack the balls." "Hey, that's my mother, Benny." "You guys want me to keep treating lunch... just remember, you have to sell... every damn car on my lot tomorrow... because if I'm not making, you're not making." "So let's hear the company motto." "Nobody gets out alive!" "How the hell am I gonna sell twelve cars by tomorrow?" "Twelve cars in one day?" "That's impossible." "I don't know." "Maybe it can be done." "Maybe I'm the guy to do it." "What am I doing?" "Instead of selling, I'm going shopping with Joy." "I'm a sick man." "God, why?" "'Cause I can't say no to a woman." "I love 'em." "I got to make them happy." "If they're happy, I can be happy." "It's not fair that my life should hang in the balance." "I mean, I've gotta know." "I am not divorcing Harry... until I know I'll be taken care of." "I mean, am I wrong?" "If I'm wrong, tell me." " You're wrong." " Nice piece, isn't it?" " Lovely." " Gorgeous." "One of my favorites." "Came in on an estate sale." "French art glass, Gallé." "Mid-19th century." "Would you like me to price it?" "Would you, please?" "What's it going to be?" "Look what you're buying here." "I'll never be able to do for you what Harry can." " I don't have his money." " What are you saying?" "Listen, I've got family responsibilities." "My mother, a daughter going to college soon." "You know, you insult me." "I'm not talking about financial support, you putz!" "I'm talking emotional support!" "Emotional." "Can you afford that?" "3,000 bucks." " You like this?" " I like you." " Do you want it?" " I want you!" "3,000 bucks, huh?" "So you're saying someone died... and you got this baby real cheap." "You mind showing us the invoice?" "I see a lot of art hanging around... with what we like to call dust on it." "You don't make money if you don't move the inventory." "May I have a moment with you?" "You're a salesman first and then everything else second." "I've got to sell some cars." "Honey, it's just very embarrassing." "Why is it necessary for you to try and sell the man a car?" "What are you pissed about?" "I saved you a grand." "It's not that." "What are you doing?" "I thought you quit smoking." "Have a piece of gum instead." "Why do you hate Harry so much for?" "You want to throw his money away?" "I don't hate Harry!" "Can I help it if he loves when I spend his money?" "Come on!" "I don't make that kind of money." "I know you don't." "I'm not asking you to marry me." "I'm just saying..." "shut up!" "I will not share you with other women... and that includes Tina." "It's green!" "What are you talking about, Tina?" "We're divorced." "You know that." " You still sleep with her." " I do not sleep with her." "I see her." "I have a daughter with her." "I have to see her to see my daughter." "If I don't see her, some other schlub sees her... and I don't get to see my daughter at all." "Joy, I hear what you're saying." "I know what you want." "Honey." "So let's call Harry and we'll just get it over with." "There's a pay phone..." "Jesus Christ." "I gotta get to work." "I'm gonna lose my goddamn job... if I don't... what's your problem?" "!" "Honey, honey!" "You get the dog excited." "I didn't mean to." "I'm sorry, darling." "You didn't bond with him." "I'll bond with him very soon." " Hey, sweetie." " Darling." " Baby." " Moments." "Joey, what are you doing?" "It's OK, Mario." "It's my car." "Key." "Sorry about that." "Put the cigarette out." "Tony's trying to quit." "Yeah." "These things will kill you." "Oh, God, am I late." "I hope Tony will still see me." "Some people late to see Tony... end up late for their own funeral." "Wait, Carmine will bail me out." "Good old Carmine..." "Tony's number one man." "Come in, Joey." " Where's Carmine?" " Hunting accident." "Wait here." "I'll take those." " There you go, Joey." " Thanks, Tony." "All right." "Let's get down to business." "What's on your mind?" "I was wondering if you or any of the boys... are looking for a new car... because we're having a sale on Sunday, Ton." "You're having a sale?" "Is that what you came here for, Joey?" "I'll tell you what, I'll pass the word along." "That'd be nice." "You didn't come here looking for money?" "Joey, please, no more money." "Hey, Tony, I'm not asking." "20 Gs, Joey." "Listen, we go back... but I am not your personal banker." "Tony, you've been great to me." "Thank you." "Really." "God bless you." "You know, other guys out 20 Gs..." "other guys I fix." "Listen to me and listen carefully." "Don't make me wait too long." "I won't, no." "Don't make me wait too long." "Drink up." "Come here." "Salute." "Take it from me, Joey." "As much fun as women are... they are not won'th ruining your life over." "Thanks for spreading the word about the sale." "Not a problem." "Thanks for getting my kid that weekend job." "Frankie, that lazy shit." "Did you see... that fucking tattoo he has on his arm?" "Thinks he's gonna be a rock 'r roll star." "Sometimes I think he's gonna be a fruit." "Hey, I'll see you." " We go back, Ton." " We go back, Joey." "OK, Joey, here are the rules." "No wisecracks, no arguments... and definitely no fighting with the wife... ex-wife." "Remember the alimony?" "Hey, my paint job's still holding up." "I get in there, I get her back in that good mood... like I used to... then I take care of business... car business." "Wait a minute." "Maybe she's seeing somebody." "Why not?" "She's a good-looking woman." "Who wouldn't be attracted to her?" "Stayir" "Stayir alive" "Stayir alive" "Ah, ah, ah, ah..." "Staying alive" "Alive" "You're looking good, Tina." "You don't do that, Joey, coming in here without calling... without even ringing the damn bell." "You don't live here, you know." "I just paid for it." "That doesn't give you the right... to come in here, especially when I'm not home." "I don't do that." "Get off it." "I know your smell." "We were married for 11 years." "Get out of my mail." "Excuse me." "What's this, huh?" "It's food." "It's vitamins." "These are chemicals." "Lisa needs real food to grow..." " not plant fertilizer." " She's grown." "Anyway, I cook for her, she's never here to eat it." "Where the hell is she?" "She's 15, that's where she is." "She thinks she's her own boss... thinks she doesn't have to go to school anymore." "What, she's ditching?" "You should tell me this stuff." "It's her new friends." "That's what I think." "What kind of friends she got?" "Do you know from these friends?" "Yeah, some of them." "What, she into drugs, something like that?" " She needs a father!" " She's got one." "It wouldn't hurt if you set a little cash aside... for Lisa's college, like you keep saying you are." "Tina, I've always taken care of you." "But I'm living in 2 rooms as big as your garage, huh?" "I'm living like a fucking cabbage seller... like my old man." "Because you spend your money on whores... instead of your daughter's education." "My lady friends are not whores!" " So marry one." " You couldn't afford me to." "'Cause God forbid you might have to get a real job." "I got a real job!" "Catering!" "Remember?" "Come on, Tina." "Whipping up a few cheese logs... for your friends' parties ain't a real job." "It was when I cooked for you." "You know what the real job was?" "Eating it." "I didn't see you getting any thinner." "I'm lucky I didn't blow my ass off after eating your beans!" "Do you feel better?" "It's true." "How about this, huh?" "$500 a month for a college fund for Lisa." "Now do you feel better?" " Terrific, if you do it." " I promise." "Why'd you come all the way here?" "Just to talk to me about Lisa?" "I was just driving by." "See you." "Where the hell are you gonna get 500 bucks a month?" "Joey, did you forget why you came here?" "Come on, boy." "Tina, I forgot." "Could you call your brother... and tell him we're having a sale tomorrow?" "So that's why you came over." "He's got a car." "I'll cut him a rock-bottom price... straight to the floor." "I'll make him a deal... even your tight-ass brother couldn't refuse." "Why are you selling me?" "Come on, do me a favor." "Get him to come down." "Please?" "I'll talk to him." "Thanks, Tina." "Why'd I ever leave you?" "Well, you didn't leave me, Joey." "I asked you to leave." "Remember why?" "Divorce." "There's one woman in my life, though... who doesn't ask me for a thing." "She lives for me." "She really does." "Every time I see her, I feel great." "She really knows how to take care of me." "You know why, Joey?" "That's the most important thing." "Ma, basta on the fagioli, OK?" "No more beans." "I got a date." "It'll be here if you want some more." "Joey, why are you so unappy?" "I'm not unappy." "I'm just not hungry, OK?" "Come on." "That's bullshit, and you know it." "Don't bullshit your ma." "Bullshit the girls, but don't bullshit your ma." "OK, look." "I'm eating, OK?" "I'm not jerking you around." "Have you talked to your daughter lately?" "Tina calls, you know?" "But Lisa, never." " I'll talk to her." " Talk?" "Joey!" "Lisa needs a regular family." "You know, like you had with Tina." "Come on, Ma." "You couldn't stand Tina." "Now you want us back together?" "So I ain't perfect." " Who is, Ma?" " You are, Joey." "You are my perfect little boy." "Joey's central." "Cars are my life." "How you doing?" "Great, Jackie." "Doing great." "I've got four potential sales in the bag." "Listen, you seeing someone tonight?" "I guess I've earned a little R and R." "Sure you did." "We all did." "So that means you won't be using your pad tonight, huh?" "Come on, it's Saturday night." "What's Donna going to tell her old man?" "You're pushing your luck, cowboy." "I know what I'm doing, babe." "Believe me." " So is that OK?" " Yeah, that's OK." "Mi casa es su casa, amigo." "Gracias, and keep selling cars, you hear?" "We need you at Turgeon." "Don't you worry." "The only thing on my mind is selling cars." " Joey, don't." " What?" " You'll mess me up." " I can't mess you up." "Let's go." "How's your day?" "It's been a drag till I get to you." "Come here." "You want to know what a drag is, Joey?" "A drag is standing on your feet all day..." "That's it." "Spraying goofy-smelling mousse on people." "Trying to make these old ladies look like... they... trying to make 'em look like they walked off of "Cosmo"... when they look like they got hit by the lousy "A" train." "Joey, I cannot find my pumps!" "Honey." "Where are my pumps, Joey?" "Strawberry slides into home!" "Do me something good." "Turn over." "We're playing mandingo again, huh?" "We're going to do your do." " What?" " Your do!" "There's gonna be celebs there tonight." "There's gonna be paparazzi there." "So you gotta look special." "You gotta look good." "I got you some clothes." "Special." "Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto." "The Allante should be a good car for you." "It's computerized, does 140 miles an hour." "Better than that Rabbit I saw you drive up in." "140 miles per hour." "Sure." "You gotta be doir this all the time?" "Selling?" "Sorry." "I can't help it." "Tomorrow we're having a sale." "Tomorrow?" "I'll be there." "We've got to get in." "There are fashion people downstairs." "They're always lookir for new talent." "I'll try, Lila." "Ricky, look in your book." "Lila." "L-i-I-a." "I'm on your list." "Under "L."" "Shoot here." "Shoot this, huh?" "Shoot me, I'm Lila." "I'm an up-and-coming designer." "I designed this stuff myself." " Come on." " She's gorgeous, huh?" "Even a blind man can tell she's hot." "She's a nobody." "She's nothing." "I take stars." "I take famous people." "This person is nowhere." "I'm not taking her picture." "I'm not wasting the film." "It's nothing personal." "Screw this joker." "You didn't have to say that to her..." "Have a nice life." "You know what you are?" "You're an asshalf." "It takes two of you to make an asshole." "Hey, does this get us in?" "You know Mr. Grant?" " You know him?" " All right." "All right." "Gorge!" "You wanna come in or what?" "Gorge, where are you going?" "We're in!" "I'm not going in there, Joey!" " Will you wait up, Lisa?" " Who's Lisa?" "I don't know, Liza." "Come on, what are you saying here?" " You doing a Lisa?" " No, no!" "Wait!" "I know the difference between Lisa and Lila." " You said Lisa!" " No, I did not, OK?" "I don't know a Lisa." "I'm not doing a Lisa." "The only lisa I know is the Mona Lisa." "Gorge, come on." "You're the only girl for me." "Come on, Gorge." "Your time's going to come." "I know what I'm talking about." "I don't want to be just some stupid bimbo, Joey." "Bimbo?" "You know what a bimbo is?" "It's a little elephant with big ears." "Hey, come on." "Listen, your dos are gonna be... the hottest thing in this whole goddamn city." "You really think so?" "Really?" "Am I a loser?" "Gorge, think I'm gonna waste my time with a loser?" "You know what a loser looks like?" "Loser looks like this." "I'd like to see the Allante, please." "Please show me the Allante." "I love you, Joey." "I really do." "Benny." "Legend, lover, salesman, right?" "Take no prisoners today, Ben." "You got it." "What I got to do this shit for?" "Money." " After you." " No, apres vous." "He speaks French." "You and me, Moll." "It's time we got something going." "I'm free tonight." "I'd like that, but I'd rather eat worms and die." "My worm doesn't have a hook." "You know what your problem is?" "You're a pig." "And you're a chauvinist, and you have no respect for women." "I guess dinner and a blowjob out of the question." " I guess." " We'll forget dinner." "Telephone call for Joey O'Brien." " Big day, Joey." " Almost." "It was right there." "It got away." " Oh, God." "It's Tina." " Tina, what?" "Lisa stayed out all night." "She didn't come home." " She didn't?" "All night?" " I don't know where she is." " You called the police?" " She called from a pay phone." "She called?" "What did she say?" "She said she's with friends." "She's with that prick Louie!" " Joey, come home." " Listen, I can't." "If I come home, I blow my job." "She's OK." "She..." " But look, Joey..." " She's gonna be all right." "If she comes home, call me." " Joey, I need you..." " OK, Tina?" "You got it." "That little motherfucker's dead!" "How do you do, sir?" "Jackie Turgeon." "How do you do?" "This survey is bullshit." "Who are these experts?" "What do they know?" "They ever sell cars?" "Come on, Benny, we're the salesmen." "We've got to do what we do best." "Lie." "Cheat." "Steal." "Cool it." "That's Donna's old man." "Excuse me." "Donna, come here!" "I wanna talk to you!" "It's her husband." "Where's Jackie?" "Over there doing some carpet inspection... on the Mercedes." "Don't look." "Donna!" "I want to talk to you!" "Larry, what the hell are you doing over here?" "So I'm thinking, it's Sunday." "What you got to work on Sunday for?" "I told you." "There's a big sale!" "You already worked half the night!" "How many cars you sell at 2:00 in the morning?" "Something's going on." "I can feel it." "Nothing's going on." "You're going crazy." "I ain't gonna be your fool, Donna." "Go home, Larry!" "Don't tell me what to do!" "I'm going home." "You go inside." "I ain't gonna be your fool." "Jackie, all clear." "Go on, sell some cars, will you?" "That was a little close." "Take no prisoners." "Nobody gets out of here alive." "No more, no more, no more, no more" "Hit the road, Little Jack" "And don't you come back no more" "What you say?" "I know about you people." "You're all thieves." "Every time you open your mouth... you're gonna cost me money." "I'll do the talking, OK?" "What I want, and what I'm willing to pay." "You think you can handle that, pal?" "Definitely." "Hop in." "Perfect fit, huh?" "How is that, dear?" "Feels good." "It looks great, honey." "Really packed in here." "I don't know." "What don't you know?" "I just don't know." "This is a Bends, right?" " Benz." " Benson?" "Not Benson." "Benz." "How long have you been selling cars?" "Just a little while. 15 ye..." " You've got a lot to learn." " I do?" "Let me guess." "You're thinking you can't afford this car." "Well, $45,000." "What?" "Didrt mean to frighten you." "That's called sticker shock." "You want me to get some oxygen?" "Sticker shock?" "I know what I can afford." "I just don't know." "I don't know." "You're a hell of a driver, Mr. Klopstock." "Are you ready to take this baby home?" "I don't know." "We're doing pretty good." "We moved 15 units... but we can do better, so I'm gonna allow $500... off the buy-back without prior approval." "Good." "Jackie, how many cars I do?" " Two." "Just two." " Christ, I'll lose my spot." "Benny, day's not over." "It's only 11:30." "It don't matter if I'm gonna lose my spot." "I want to know." "You're not selling cars standing here." "Hold on." "Joey?" "Is he there?" " He's here." " Sign this." " Doctor's on the phone." " I can't talk now." "You rat." "I'm sorry, Mr. O'Briers with a customer." " He's a very busy man." " We were talking, Jackie." "I told you." "I'm not selling anymore unless you get me... a spot at the new place." "Joey, doctor says it's an emergency." "What kind of emergency?" "What kind of emergency?" "Perhaps I can help..." "This is Joey." "Lila, what?" "What kind of emergency?" "It's a busy day." " I need an agent." " An agent?" "What kind of agent?" "God damn it, Jackie!" "We were talking here." "Stop listening to Joey on the phone and answer me!" "There are no guarantees, OK?" "There are no guarantees in life." "What the fuck do you need a press agent for?" "I know." "Listen..." "It's not like you don't have something to publicize." "Babe, you've got a lot to publicize." "Fuck you, Little, and fuck Big!" "Fuck 'em big and little!" "Little and Big fucking fucks!" "Know what I'm saying?" "I got the gist, man." "You know what I'm saying, Joey?" "God damn it." "No, honey, somebody learning English." "Fuck you!" "Better lighten up on the caffeine." " Number seven." " Tell me the price." "Five grand for three months?" "It's not the money, darling, it's just the fact..." "Wait a minute." "You're won'th it." "You're priceless, babe." "You know that." "Seven, Joe." "Seven." "Moll, ten." "Ten." "Centimeters." "That's cruel." "What?" "All right, listen." "I've got to get back out there." "Five grand I've got to make, and I gotta get it now." "Get it?" "So many women, so little cash." "Take no prisoners." "Thirty-five years I've been selling cars." "Now all of a sudden, I don't know what I'm selling." "What does that say?" ""Salesman of the Year. "" "Excuse me." " Can I help you?" " You gave me a card." "Right." "Something in black." "The hearse, right?" "Sorry." "Have a seat." "I'll be right with you." "What am I supposed to do now?" "Grow legs like Molly?" "I don't know, Ben." "I still wouldn't fuck you." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "You don't look so good." "It's getting to be a long day." "We own fleet of cabs." "Seven years, we have nineteen taxis." "Twenty." "You're ready to step up to a prestige luxury car." "We're gonna buy an American car." "Only American." "God bless you, sir." "It's gonna be hard to buy a Russian one." "Let me show you this American car." "Lincoln Continental." "Do you have any kids?" "I have... three kids." "And children." "Three his children and two our kids." "Put the bad ones in the front and the good ones in the back." "Real leather in the seat?" "Real leather." "Nothing fake in America." "Joey, it's me." "Is she home?" " No, not yet." " Not yet?" "Why don't you try calling this Louie?" "I don't know his last name." "Do you know him?" "I don't know his name." "We're not that close." "But if I ever do get close to him... he's gonna be wearing his balls for earrings." "He going to be back or no?" "I don't understand." "He selling this car?" "I do sound a little tense." "You wanna know why?" "I know why." "'Cause my day has been shit, total shit." "My little girl's missing, doing God knows what the hell." "I'm gonna lose my job." "I'm up to my ass in hock." "People are asking money from me." "I've got to sell seven more cars... by the end of the day." "Shit." "Total shit." "It could not get any worse." "Joey?" "What?" "What is it?" "Is she there?" "Tina, call me when Lila..." "Lisa gets home." "Joy, don't do this to me." "I have a previous relationship with these customers." " Mr. Salesman, please!" " One moment!" "Hello, Mrs. Munchack." " He likes you." " I hope." "Mr. Munchack." "Joey O'Brien." "I put you in that 560SL." "My "relationship for life. "" " Nice." " Has she run well for you?" "The car." "She doesn't seem to have any complaints." "Glad to hear that." "No complaints." "It's been like a dream." "I don't think I've ever loved anyone... thing more." "It's been a pleasure to service..." " Mr. Salesman, please!" " One moment, please!" "I'll be right with you." "Place can't run without me." "What can I do for you, Mr. Munshock?" "Munchack." "I'd like to get a new car for my wife." "That's what I'm here for." "Let me show you around." "What's it gonna be, Mr. O'Brien?" "Are you ready to continue our relationship for life?" "I'm still waiting, Mr. Salesman." "One moment!" "Excuse me." "I'm sick of your moment!" "Can't you see I've got two ups at once?" "Little's not gonna approve your deal." "Go talk to him." "Your sale's going to walk." "Do anything." "Keep him there." "Show him some cleavage, OK?" " Mr. Salesman!" " I'll be right with you." "My wife was thinking maybe an Allante con..." "Shut up!" "Black." "Is that what you want, darling?" "Yes, honey." "I saw one I really like." "You must know what I'm talking about." "Mr. O'Brien, can you help us?" "Mr. Salesman!" "This Washington Continental... what kind of deal we going to make?" "Cash is OK?" " Mr. O'Brien, please." " One moment." " How much in cash?" " American cash?" "You accept Chinese?" "Joey, get with that guy." "Don't go!" "We've got a deal." "We had a deal!" "He changed every number!" "Sit down." "Take..." "I believe you were serving us." " Back off!" " Please!" " Mr. Salesman!" " Fuck!" "You bastards are gonna die!" "You had your good time." "Now you're gonna die!" "Get over there!" "Move it!" "My God!" "He's going to kill us!" "Everybody fucking against the wall... or we all fucking die!" "Get up!" "Get out of there!" "What are you hiding from?" "Are you one of them?" "Donna." "Larry!" "Are you one of them?" " One what?" " You look like one of them!" "What the hell are you doing?" "You gone crazy, Larry?" " I want to know, Donna." " Have you gone crazy?" "Tell me!" "Tell me who you fucked here." "Why kill everyone?" "I gotta know!" "Tell me!" "What do you want to know?" "Everyone!" "I fucked them all!" "I fuck and fuck and fuck!" "Shit!" "Get up!" "Get in there!" "Move it!" "I'll fucking kill you." "Move it!" "Don't shoot me." "All right..." "Everybody over there!" "Wait!" "Everybody back." "Everybody hands up!" "And make it look like nothing's happening." "Shut the dog up!" "I don't like dogs!" "He's just a puppy!" "All the women, over there!" "Please, I just came to buy..." "Shut up!" " My wife!" " Move it!" "You're going to get us all killed!" "Shut up!" "Get it away from me!" "Please don't hurt Chester." "Get it away from me!" "Get the dog away from me!" "You!" "Little tough guy with the tattoo!" "You been doir Donna, ain't you?" "Answer me, you little shit!" "Stick your little toy dick in there!" "I didn't fuck your girlfriend!" "She's not my girlfriend!" "She's my wife!" "Jesus!" "Don't!" "He's just a kid." "What's your problem?" "Please... don't shoot!" "Stay back!" "What is this, Joy?" "I'm sorry, Harry." "I didn't mean to..." "Joy, you haven't been screwing the salesmen, have you?" " Shut up!" " Have you?" "A little." "Everybody fuckir shut up!" "This is my thing, all right?" "This is some joint here." "Open season on everyone's wife, huh?" "So you had your little fun, didn't you?" "Please don't kill me!" "I don't want to die!" "It was me." "You what?" "Me and Donna, we..." "What are you saying, Joey?" "How could you do this?" "I hope this guy does kill you!" "Shut up!" "You shut up even more!" " I'm sorry, sir." " Thank you." " I'm doing the talking." " Right." "So we got one." "Who else did her?" "The kid?" "Who else?" "Come on!" " Nobody else." "It was just me." " Prove it." "You think I'd bullshit you about this?" "What am I, a retard?" "You think I'd bullshit a guy with an automatic weapon... loaded and pointed at me?" "It's just me." "Nobody else." "Well, what about... you know, all that stuff she said?" ""I fuck and fuck and fuck. "" "She was trying to hurt you." " Am I dead?" " Move it!" "If you hurt my son, I'll kill you!" "Larry, come on!" "We were talking!" "We were talking here, Lar." "Remember me and Donna?" "Right." "How many times did you do her, man?" "What's it matter?" "She's dyir over there." "One time?" "Twenty times?" " Less." " Ten?" "I don't know." "More than ten?" "Less than ten?" "Look behind me." "I can't talk in front of ladies." "You let the ladies go, I'll tell you everything." "What do you got against the ladies?" "They never did anything with Donna." "I don't know they didn't." "You let the ladies go, we'll talk all night." "You tell me first!" "How many times?" "I swear I'll kill you!" "Go ahead, but you kill me... you never learn anything about me and Donna." "Come on." "Be a guy." "Let the ladies go, OK?" "Come on." "Larry, she's over there." "She's alive." "Look at that, Larry." " She ain't dead." " What happened?" "The shot just grazed her head." "You ain't killed anybody yet." "Get away from her!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "She's hurt, Larry." "She deserves it." "Let me get her in a chair, OK, Larry?" "Put her in a chair." "That's a good idea, Larry." "Get your hands off her!" "What happened?" "No matter what you hear, shut up." " What?" " Yeah, bitch." "Better listen to your boyfriend." "What?" "Listen to what your boyfriend's saying." "You think I'm fuckir Joey?" "Jerk!" " You doing her or not?" " Of course I'm doing her." "I don't know who I'm doing and who I'm not doing." "Donna, I told him." "Just you and me." "There's nobody else." "Look at that." "See, the bullet grazed her head." "She doesn't know what's going on." " She's got amnesia." " I got what?" "She's got what?" "Don't go bullshitting him, Donna, OK?" "I told him everything." "You see the gun?" "You lie to him, who knows what shit will go down." "Trust me on this, Dee." "It's just Joey." "Nobody else." "Oh, shit." "Some crazy dude crashed right through the door!" " He's got a gun!" " I know." "Get down." "I'm gettir the fuck out of here!" "Cops." "What am I gonna do?" "Larry, you know what you do?" "Give up." "Call it a day." "Let's put the gun down." "We go out and tell the cops..." " a little domestic dispute." " What you talking about?" "Maybe we just let the ladies go." "How 'bout that?" "That'd look really good right now." "That'd buy you a little time." "The cops'd have to deal with the ladies." "The ladies could tell the cops you're a no-shit guy." "Shut up!" "I'm a no-shit guy!" "You ladies get out of here." "You tell the cops I'm a no-shit guy!" "Not you!" "Sit down!" "All right!" "He's a no-shit guy!" "Hey, quit talking that French stuff!" "Joy, what are you doing?" "Get out of here." "Joey, I just love you, that's all." "Joy, there's nothing here for you." "I'm sorry." "Now go." "It's over." "Come on!" "Go!" "Get out!" "You don't deserve this." "I'm sorry." "Forgive me." "Get out of here!" "Chester!" "Come here." "Jeez." "Where'd you find her?" "Sorry, man." "All right!" "Everybody move it!" "Get it in gear!" "Go!" "Move it!" "What the hell are you doing here?" "We're just getting a shot here." "You're in the line of fire!" "Move!" "You, inside." "You are surrounded." "You have no hope of escape." "Surrender immediately." "You're surrounded." "You have no hope of escape." "Stay back!" "Tell them to stay back or I'll blow this place... and half the fucking block to hell." "He says stay back... or he'll blow this place and half the block to hell." "Yeah?" "With what?" "That stuff on my bike." "It's very explosive stuff." "He's got stuff strapped to his bike." "So what?" "So does my little kid." "We want to know what it is." " M-2 plastic." " Plastic?" "Plastique?" "Oh, shit." "M-2 plastique." "You tell him we don't believe him." "Where the hell did he get that?" "Jersey." "What does he want?" " What do you want, Lar?" " I don't know." "Come on." "Talk to me." "What do you want me to tell them, Larry?" "You don't want me to tell 'em the truth, do you?" "'Cause if I tell them the truth, it's gonna get on the news... and the whole city will hear your dirty laundry." " Do you want that?" " Yeah..." "I mean, no!" "Then what do you want me to tell 'em?" "Tell 'em..." "I don't know what I want to tell them." "But don't think I ain't gonna kill you... and all these assholes!" "I wasrt thinking anything like that." "We're still waiting to hear what he wants." "Come on." "Let us know who we're talking to." "He wants to know who you are." "He's talking to the N.Y.P.D." "No shit." "He wants to know your name." "Look at the tag on your chest." "It'll make it easier." "The name is Walters." "Here's the deal." "What's the plan, Larry?" " I told you, I don't know." " We need a plan." "Tell 'em I don't wanna talk to 'em." "He doesn't wanna talk to you." "If I did, I wouldn't talk to 'em out there." "He won't talk to you out there... or in here." "Actually, I don't wanna talk at all." " He doesn't wanna talk at all." " Tell them to go away." " Go away." " What's his name?" "Can't he talk for himself?" "You don't have to push it through my back to kill me." "It's a gun." "Bullets come out." " What's his name?" " You wanna give 'em your name?" "If I tell them my name, they'll know who I am." "Good thinking." "Why don't you make one up?" "Like what?" "Anything you want." "You're in charge." "How about Smith?" "Are you checking into a motel?" "Give me a first name." "Chip, like from Charles." "Chip?" "That's a squirrel's name." "How about Charlie?" "Charlie?" "That's a commie name!" "It sounds Chinese." "How about Chuck?" "That's an all-American name." "His name's Chuck." " Tell them to go away." " Go away!" "You're doing good." "Man." "This ain't workir out the way I thought it would." "You screwed up, like always." "Was I supposed to sit around while you screw this guy... and everything else that moves?" "What kind of man would I be... sitting around with my johnson in my hand?" "That's the only place it's been." "You bitch!" "Move in!" "We're gonna rush this place!" "You guys should get an apartment in Beirut." " You'd be a lot happier." " They're coming!" "Larry, come back!" "Don't shoot!" "Did you see that?" "Shit." "I hit him!" "It's my foot!" "You see what I mean?" "He always screws things up!" "Shut up, bitch!" "Get away!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Get down!" "He shot a cop." "He hit one!" "I hit him." "Larry, what did you do?" " He shot a cop!" " You shot a cop?" "He shot a cop in the foot!" "Larry, calm down." "You didn't shoot a cop." "You shot a foot, OK?" "Just a foot." "Maybe only a shoe." "Turgeon Auto." "I hear you're having a sale." "Did you still have that blue Allante?" "I don't know if we have it." "We have two." "I know it says one day only, but maybe call back tomorrow." "I'm tied up right now." "I've got to go." "Thank you." "Joseph O'Brien is the most wonderful man." "Joe." "Joey." "J-o-e-y." "Please get your dog to shut up!" "Shut up, you tight-ass!" "I have been in a hostage situation all morning!" "My husband's still in there." "Out of the way." " Can you make a statement?" " Not now." "Come on." "Move it." "Sir, you're the owner, right?" "You're aware of the situation across the street, the guns?" "We're gonna take your place over... for about a half hour tops." "We want to set up a direct line of communication... telephone?" "Direct line to the dealership, OK?" "Are you going to eat?" "We'll eat plenty." "Put my phone there." "Wasrt it scary?" "It was the scariest thing." "I'm still shaking." "My knees." "Can I get it?" "No way, man." "It's the cops." "It may be a customer." "It's a sale day." "I can tell it's the cops!" "It's ringing weird!" "OK, it's ringing weird." "What are you afraid of?" "Cops can't see you on the phone." "They can't hurt you, they can't shoot you." " Let me pick it up." " No way." "It may be the phone company." "Can I get it?" "It's making me nuts!" "Let me pick up the phone!" "Get it!" "Turgeon Auto." " This is the police." " It's the cops." "We're talking to Walters before." "Who's this?" "Who are you?" "I'm Elvis, that's who I am." "I'm back from the dead and I'm pissed." "I'm Joey O'Brien." "Who are you?" "My name is Mason, Captain Mason." "How you doing in there?" "How am I doing?" "Well, I started off the day..." "I was gonna lose my job." "Now I may lose my life... and I think I shit myself." "O'Brien, listen." "I understand your position." "Three hon gau." "Do what you have to, but get this Chuck on the line." "You understand what I'm saying?" "I know what you're saying." "We got a new guy here." "His name is Mason." "You should talk to him." "The cop I hit, how's he doing?" " Larry, Chip, Charlie..." " Chuck!" "Chuck wants to know how the cop he hit is." "He's going to be all right." " He says he'll be all right." " Thank God." "Now tell me, what does he want?" "He wants to know what you want, Larry." "I told them already." "I want them to go away." "He wants you to go away." "That's very funny." "What does he want?" "He says that's not on the program." "Well, what am I going to do?" "He's a little up in the air." "Can you give him a few minutes?" "We'll give him one minute." "What are you talking, one minute?" "We're not under enough pressure... without you playing "Beat the Clock"?" "Get real here!" "This is a guy who shot a cop." "He only shot him in the foot." "That doesn't mean he's not dangerous!" "You tell him!" "Yeah, you start telling him what to do... who knows what he'll do to us?" "You tell 'em I don't know what the hell I'll do!" "They got the idea, Larry." "We'll give him fifteen minutes." "Thanks, Mason, thank you very goddamned much!" "What an asshole!" "Asshole." "God damn it." "You want to drill a hole in my neck..." " with that fucking gun?" " Sorry." "What's this look all about?" "Me?" "Who?" "You, pretty boy." "What?" "I bet this guy's been doing Donna... behind both our backs." "I really didn't..." "I never even..." "I didn't touch her, really." "What was the look all about?" "Just Joey, I swear to God." "Just..." "Joey." "Larry, it's time we had that private talk." "I'll tell you everything." "All right." "You and me." "Let's talk." "Everybody up!" "Hurry!" "All right." "Nobody try anything funny in here." "Look, I'm sorry I didn't..." "Shut up!" "Just cigarettes, Lar." "You smoke?" "No, I don't." "It's a disgusting habit." " Put it away." " I'm trying to quit." "By the looks of things... it ain't been so good with you and Donna." "What's it to you, man?" "If things were going good, you wouldn't be doing her." "You think doing her... is more important than the happiness of two people?" "If I thought there was happiness at stake..." "I wouldn't be doing her." "Right." "So why are you doing it, then?" "Hey, didn't know it was such a big deal... till you came through that door, Larry." "Maybe she's doing me because she wants to get back at you... for doing somebody else." "Maybe you're doing everybody in town..." " I don't know that." " I'm not, man." "Well, you could be." "I mean, you're good-looking." " But I'm not." " Maybe you should." "Donna used to always say how sexy you were." "She said I was sexy?" "She didn't say that." "She didn't not say it." "She's a lying bitch whore." "What kind of foundation for a relationship... is calling your wife a lying bitch whore?" "She is a lying bitch whore." "She wasrt when you married her, was she?" "I don't think you're the type of guy... who'd marry a lying bitch whore." "I didn't know her too good when I married her." "That's not good marrying someone you don't know..." "Well, tell me about it." "Love... sucks." "Yeah, but sometimes it's pretty nice, too." "Shit, is it hot." "What do you do for a living, Larry?" "I'm a mechanic." "I used to fix airplanes for Eastern... over at LaGuardia." "That's a good job, Larry, that's a lot of respon..." "I got laid off." "I haven't worked in a year." "Why Donna had to get this job I don't know." "A mars got to work." "Ain't that the truth, boy." "I think you get everything from work." "You get money, power, sexual attraction." "You're saying that a man without a job... is like a man without a dick." "Thank you very fucking much." "I'm saying it's in your head." "In my head?" "Well, not your head." "It's everybody's head." "Fuck!" "A fuckir headache." "Larry, stay calm." "They'll go away." "How do you know?" "I know." "See?" "You know lots of things." "I know people." "When you sell stuff for a living... you get to know people." "I don't know people so good." "Don't push me, God damn it!" "There are cockroaches!" "I got them all over me!" "Get down!" "There's cockroaches up here!" "Hey, you guys are really something!" "I thought I could trust you!" "Frankie, you bastard!" "Get him down!" "Move!" "Excuse me!" "Joey!" "My boyfriend's in there!" "He's a hostage!" "Officer, you got to help me!" "My boyfriend's in there!" "He's a hostage!" " You can go." " Thank you!" "Miss?" "See what he wants." "I'll have another shrimp boat." "How many?" "Three?" " One." " Three." "Thank you." "Ring through again." "You want to get that, Joey?" "You got it, Lar." "Chuck's hot line." "I'm ringing and ringing and ringing." "You gotta answer me when I'm ringing." "What's going on in there?" "We're being very patient with this guy, O'Brien." "You got to get him to give us something." "My boyfriend is a hostage!" "Look, lady, we're doir the best we can." "We got a phone hookup into the situation." "Yeah?" "Good." "Thank you." "Joey, look, I..." "Get that broad out!" " Shit." " What?" "Get the broad out of here!" "I could be of great help to you!" " I'm fucked." " What?" "Attention..." "we're coming in." "Mason, stay where you are!" "We'll be OK, really." "That's it, we're coming in." "Don't come in yet." "We'll work out something." "All right." "Larry, it's deal time, huh?" "You want to take charge?" "Cut a couple guys loose." "Give them something." "They all couldn't have popped Donna." "Some of them just came in to buy a car today." "Be a guy, Larry..." "a no-shit guy." "You." "Gentlemen, if you want to avail yourselves... of my services, there's my card." "Pass them out among yourselves." "O'Brien, you got yourself a free coffin." "That's a hell of a thing to say to you, ain't it?" "What about me?" "I'm only a customer... just come to buy car." "I demand right to go free." "Please, Mr. Larry." "Let me go, please." "I'm just a customer." "Excuse me." "I am also a customer." "It's true." "They are." "So?" "So cut him loose, Lar." "I don't think so." "Not him." "Why not me?" "He's doing your wife, too, right?" "What difference does that make?" "We're in this together." "We're like brothers." "Larry, you can't hold him responsible... 'cause his wife's having an affair." "Well, how do you think I feel?" "I can't walk out of here either, can I?" "We don't have anything against each other." "I'll give you something to let me out." "Say $25,000." "25 Gs?" "If that's not enough, tell me what you need." "I'll write you a check right now." "You think I'm some kind of idiot?" "I wouldn't cancel it!" "I swear." "Look at the witnesses we have!" "You don't understand." "If I took your money... you know what that would be?" "Extortion." "I know what that is." "I ain't no extortionist." "What difference?" "You're already a kidnapper!" "Thank you, Judge Wapner." "Why don't you also describe... sodomy in prison while you're at it?" "Get him out." "He's an asshole." "The asshole stays." "You two guys." "Thanks, Mr. Larry!" "Please shoot don't me!" "Watch out!" "He may have a bomb or something." "I am American citizen!" "None of that Russian babble." "Search him." "What's going on?" "Stop her!" "I couldn't have been doing your wife." "I just got out of the hospital." "I had prostate surgery." "That's right." "He's got..." "show 'em your scar..." " It's a cop!" " It's not a cop!" "I'm not a cop!" "I'm Joey's girl!" "She's your girl?" "What are you doing here?" "Get out of here!" "I love you, Joey." "I saw all this crazy shit on TV." "I had to come down to see you." "You're screwing her, my wife, and his wife?" "How the hell you got time to make a living?" "Joey, what's he talking here?" "Joey, is this true?" "Come on, Lisa." "Lisa?" "I knew you was doir a Lisa." "That's four." "How many girls you got?" " Lisa's my daughter." " You got a daughter?" "You probably got a wife, too!" "No wife!" "Ex!" "Ex-wife!" "He's a busy boy, your Joey." "A very busy boy." "Donna..." "Tina..." "Chuck..." "Lola..." "Lila!" "L-i-I-a!" "Lila!" "There's an explanation for all of this." "I got an explanation for you, Joey." "You're a total shit!" "I hate you!" "I risked my life for you, Joey!" "Get out of here!" "Go!" "You didn't have to say that." "He didn't." "No, man." "You didn't need to do that." "That was mean." "That was really mean." "You all right?" "You got a lot of girls." "It's easy for you?" "It ain't easy." "It's never easy." "What's your name?" "Lila!" "I'm a designer." "I do 'dos." "I do clothes." "I did all these things myself." "I got an entire clothes line called A La Lila." "My ex-boyfriend is in there." "Are you Joey O'Briers wife?" "I'm his ex-wife." "What's going on?" "Get out of the way, man!" "Move out of the way!" "Get out of the way!" "Move out of the way!" "All right." "Stop the car." "It's Mr. Dipino." "His sors a hostage." "Over there." "Look!" "Out of the way!" "That's my kid in there." " What's going on?" " You eat?" "I'm not here to eat, lady." "Let him in." "He's OK." "Hey, back off!" "You no work here!" "This the restaurant." "He wait outside." "You wait outside like everybody else." "No eat, no seat." "I'll get it." "Sit down." "Heartbreak Hotel." " Don't push it." " It's a joke." "Ask Chuck if he wants anything." "Food, cigarettes, whatever." "What?" "N.Y.P.D. Take-out." "You want anything?" "Food, cigarettes?" "Not right now, thanks." "Your wife wants to speak to you." "Tina, you're here?" " Who's Tina?" " My ex-wife." "What's she calling here for?" "I'm all right." "You?" "What do you have to do with this?" "Why is he holding you?" "I'm in the middle of a domestic dispute." "Domestic dispute?" "What?" "A man-woman thing, you know?" "Does he have a wife?" "You were fucking his wife!" "I swear to God, Joey!" "I almost think you deserve this!" "Maybe I do deserve this." "What about these other guys?" "I'll talk to him." "Put him on the phone." " What?" " I wanna talk to him now." "She wants to talk to you." "What's your name?" "Chuck." "Listen, I don't know if you have a family... but Joey's got a daughter." "If you ever stop thinking about yourself long enough... you think about that." "You think about us." "You think about his family." "She's been out all night." "She might be in trouble." "What's she saying, Larry?" "Your daughter, she might be in trouble." "Louie." "I think you're a prick and a selfish asshole... for keeping him in there... when he ought to be out here looking for his..." "I'm a an asshole and a selfish prick..." "Welcome the club." "For holding you when you ought to be out looking for her." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know." "You didn't know." "It's OK." "Listen, Chuck, Joey's got a mom and she's real upset." " Really?" " What's she saying?" "Your mom's really upset." "She's watching it on television." "Could you ask Joey to go give her a buzz?" "She wants you to call your mom." "Tell Joey that I said he should tell her... everything's gonna be all right." "Tell your mom everything's gonna be all right." " How old's your mom?" " She's an old broad." "Jesus, Joey!" "Calling your mother an old broad?" "You call your wife a bitch whore." "But she's my wife." "A mother is a mother." "Why should I call my mother?" "What am I going to say to her?" ""This guy's going to kill me, but I got a deal on a coffin. "" " Get back." " Call your mother." "Listen, Tina?" "I gotta get off the phone." "I gotta call Ma." "Joey, wait." " I miss you." " I miss you, too." " I really do." " Bye." "I'm warning you, this ain't a good idea." "I mean, this and Dad in one year..." "Hello." "This is Joey..." "Ma?" "The machine's on." "Probably watching us on TV." "...after the beep." "Ma, pick up!" " Joey, are you all right?" " I'm all right." "You're bullshitting." "Let me talk to the man holding you." "What?" "Put him on!" "Put him on now." "She wants to talk to you." "Talk loud." "She's a little deaf." "You asked for this." "Can you hear me?" "This is a terrible thing you've done... scaring all those people!" "Are you listening?" "Scaring all those people!" "Are you listening?" "Well, you listen to me and you listen good." "I'm an old woman." "He's all I have." "Don't hurt him, you hear me?" "All right." "Don't you bullshit an old lady." "Don't you hurt my Joey!" "I won't." "Promise me you won't hurt him." "If you don't promise, you're bullshitting me." " So you better promise!" " I promise!" "Prove to me you're a nice boy." "Promise once more." "I promise." "Let me talk to Joey." "It looks like I'm not gonna kill you." "Thanks, Ma." "Everything is OK." "I'll see you tomorrow." "That'll be nice." "We'll go find that new place tomorrow." "Maybe we'll have dinner tomorrow night... a little pasta fagioli." "That would be great, OK?" "Sure." "Whatever you want, Joey." "Ma, I gotta go." "Ciao." "What are you doing?" "You a Catholic?" "I'm tired." "You a Catholic, Larry?" "What?" "If you do that, you don't get to go to heaven." "You go straight to hell." "Larry, what are you doing?" "You're scaring me!" "Oogie!" "Don't call me Oogie!" "This is not gonna get you out of this." "I can get you out of this." "Let me talk to Mason, let me make a deal." "Let me try something, see if it sticks." "Let me talk to Mason." "Just give me a second." "That's all I need." " Get Mason!" " Hang on." "Mason here." "That you, O'Brien?" "Listen, if Chuck comes out of here voluntarily... doesn't he get a little special treatment?" "We'll give him a limo." "Take him to "The Dating Game. "" "Really?" "He deserves it, doesn't he?" "Don't do that, Larry!" "What?" "I got it!" "It was right there." "A plan." "Not just a plan, Larry." "The plan!" "The plan that's going to get you out of here." "And not just you, you and me." "Because you and me, we're in this together... you know what I'm saying?" "If you don't get out, I don't get out." "What kind of plan?" "It's a complex plan... but it's also real simple." "So stay with me, OK, Larry?" "Stay with me, 'cause it's got a lot of different parts." "If you lose one part, the whole plan can fall apart... you know what I'm saying?" "The first part is..." "you let everyone go." "That's good." " Isn't it?" " What?" "Except me." "You and me are in this together." "You let everybody go." "It's the first installment." "Makes 'em think about it." "Come on, Larry, it gets everything moving." "If you don't like that, change the plan." "It's our plan." "Make a new plan." "Work with me, Larry." "Not everyone." "Not him and not her." "That's a better plan!" "Isn't it?" "OK, you guys, get out of here." "Come on!" "This way!" "Come on!" "Run!" "Do it!" "Let's go!" "Get that guy out of there!" "Run!" "Good plan." "You made a good decision." "You ready for the second part of the plan?" "Here it comes, second part." "This is where we give 'em a little incentive." "We're gonna wind Mason up like a cheap watch." "Ready?" "You cut Donna loose." "Come on, Larry, you gotta..." "No!" "I let everyone go." "I'm gonna let her go now?" "Come on, Larry, it's part of the plan." "Listen, what are you gonna do this for?" "Why hurt her anymore, right?" "You've done enough for one day." "Look, you did that, Larry." "You almost blew her goddamn head off." "You tried to kill her, OK?" "What did she do to you?" "Did she try and kill you?" "No, she didn't." "She ran around a little on you." "Come on, Larry." "Look at her." "What are you keeping her around here for?" "You gotta get it in proportion, Lar." "Tell you something else, Larry." "She ain't the only woman in the world." "I know what I'm talking about." "Larry, I don't wanna go." "Now you don't wanna go?" "You wanna stay here?" "You wanna stay here and torture the fuck out of me?" "Get out of here!" "Go!" "Fuck you!" "I love you, Larry, you jerk!" "Get her out of there!" "Come on." "Shit." "Grab her." "Come on!" "Let go of me!" "What are you doing?" "You and Donna have a special kind of love." "You got a good woman." "Harry, come over here, huh?" "Look." "Harry, Joe, and Larry, the pep boys of love." "What's going to happen to me?" "I'll tell you what's going to happen." "You'll need a lot of help to get you out of this." "No shit, 'cause you're in pretty deep." "Here's where that help comes from." "You know what kind of help I'm talking about, Lar?" "Money." "Harry's got lots of it." "You ready to give Larry that kind of help?" "I get out of here in one piece, you've got whatever you want." " Anything you want." " I got your word?" "Because if you lie to me and go back on him... you'll be doing some East River snorkeling..." " you know what I'm saying?" " You got my word." "How does that sound?" "They're gonna come in if you don't." "Is that a yes?" "You with me?" "Thanks." "Shake his hand." "You have my word." "I won't abandon you." "I will not abandon you." " I will never abandon you." " Testify to that!" "Trust me, Larry." "I won't abandon you." "I will not abandon you!" "Get out of here!" "I will not abandon you." "Hold your fire." "I don't think he's going to abandon you." "You did it." "We work well together." "I'm glad to be on your side, Larry." "God, am I glad to be on your side." "OK, you ready for the final part of the plan?" "The final part." "What's it?" " You give up." " What?" "That's the final part of the plan?" "I give up?" "What kind of plan is that?" "Christ, I just let everyone go!" "It builds to that, Larry." "I'm trying to help." "Turn yourself in." "Does that sound better?" " That's crazy!" " No, you're crazy." "That's what ties the whole plan together." "You see, Larry?" "That ties it together." "You're crazy, Larry." "You were crazy the moment you passed through that door." "You left sanity on the other side." "You came into the twilight zone then... because you came in here nuts, crazy," "Loco en cabeza, you know what I'm saying?" "And you know why?" "'Cause Donna." "The I-love-you-fuck-you-jerk Donna makes you nuts." "She makes you crazy." "And it's not just Donna that makes you crazy." "It's love that makes you crazy, Larry." "And you know what?" "Harry will get you... one of those motherfucker lawyers... one of those lawyers who got Oliver North off." "One of those guys who can get off Bernard Goetz..." "Hinckley, they'll tell him that you were crazy." "And Donna didn't just make you crazy... love made you crazy, Larry." "Love got you nuts." "He'll tell that to the jury... he'll go, "Larry was made nuts by love. "" "And what member of the jury... whether it's a guy or it's a woman... who will not say, "Hey, love does make you crazy. "" "Love makes you crazy." "They're going to let you walk." "And I'll tell you something else, Larry." "I'm gonna be by you every step of the way." "It's going to be you and Joey O'Brien." "'Cause I'll get the lawyer, make sure Harry pays... and get you out of this... because your problem is my problem." "You know what I'm saying?" "What do you say, Larry?" "Deal?" "Come on." "I haven't steered you wrong yet, have I?" "Be a guy, Larry." "Time to be a guy." "A no-shit guy." "Mason here." "We're coming out of our own free will." "All right." "We'll play it straight." "Pay, sir." "You pay." "He'll pay." "Don't worry." "They're coming out." "Walters, they're coming out." "Let me know when they're at the door." "Stay ready!" "They're coming out!" "Stay on them!" "Stay awake!" "Prizzi, Tony!" "Watch that opening." "They're coming out!" "It's gonna be all right, gonna be OK." "Lar, why don't you put the gun down now?" "No." "Everybody's out there watching." "If I come out without a gun, they'll think I'm a wimp." "I don't want to be a wimp." "Larry, no way you're going to be a wimp." "Lose the gun, huh?" "They won't respect me without a gun." " They're cops." " Larry, they're cops." "They're gonna be real nervous if you come out with..." "Well, they got guns." "Makes me nervous." "Larry, come on." "Look, hey..." "I don't have a gun, it's gonna make me nervous." "Now come on, lose the gun." "Larry, please." "For me, please." "I tell you what I'll do." "I'll take the bullets out." "That's a very nice gesture." "Thanks." "I don't want you to get hurt." "You're like... a friend." "Thanks for thinking about me." "But if you really don't want me to get hurt..." " you'd lose the gun." " I'm not losing the gun." " Can I have the bullets?" " Why?" "Souvenir." "A little memento." "It's empty." "Forty-eight hun gao I had?" "Forty-eight!" "I had a shrimp boat." "He had a shrimp boat." "He had a shrimp boat." "I didn't see no hun gao." "I think you trickster maybe!" "He had a shrimp boat!" "I'm gonna call the police." "You're going to call the police?" "Give me a divorce!" "You'll get it!" "At least if you're with somebody... have a man with his own business." "Do you want a divorce?" "Tell me, what do you want?" "I want to go to Florida." "All right." "Let's go." "Joey, thanks for talking to me." "Thanks for simplifying my love life." "Let's go, huh?" "They got TV cameras out there." "We gotta dress up a little." "We can't come out looking like this." ""Live at five," you know?" "Jacket." "It's a sale day." "I ain't walking out looking like this." "Let us get through to take care of her." "I think we should get you to the hospital." "I'm not leaving as long as my husband's in there." " Just keep calm." " Hey, get out!" "This is not hun gao." "That doesn't say hun gao." "You don't know how to read Chinese!" "Well, that doesn't say hun gao!" "Hold on." "This doesn't look like a no-shit guy." "How am I doing here?" "There you go." "That's it." "All right." "Here goes nothing." "Right, especially in that gun." "I better keep this to your head." "That looks crazy." "They're stopped at the door." "They're coming out!" "Let's go." "Where you going?" "Come back here!" "Wait." "You've got an empty gun there." "This is crazy." "Right." "That's the plan." "I'm crazy." "Right." "When we get out there..." "I want you to drop the gun when I tell you, OK?" " Keep the gun pointed at me." " Why?" "Better me than at the cops." "You ready, Lar?" "We're coming out!" "Don't shoot!" "That stuff you've got strapped to your bike... it's safe?" "It's OK." "If a cop gets blown up trying to defuse it... our plars down the toilet." "It's OK." "It ain't real." "What?" "You're saying all that stuff... about buying plastique in Jersey, that's bullshit?" "This is just my TV remote control." "That's pretty funny, Larry." "Let's go, Larry." "You are crazy." "What am I talking about?" "Get back!" "Stay with me, Larry." "Come on, Larry." "You're doing good." "Stay with me." "Come on." "You're doing good." "Get back!" "Oh, shit." "I'm ordering you..." "release your captive!" "Keep up with me, Larry." "Drop the gun, Larry!" "No!" "Don't shoot!" "It ain't loaded!" "I got the bullets!" "It's just a TV channel changer!" "There's no bomb!" "Stay down!" " What happened?" " Shut up!" "I got the bullets!" "What are you, nuts?" "Let him go!" "I'm Captain Mason." "You're Mason?" "You lying sack of shit!" " What?" " You lying motherfucker!" "Get back!" "I talked him down and hid the bullets!" " You have Stockholm Syndrome!" " What are you talking about?" "It's when you start feeling sorry for your captor!" "The guy had a gun and a bomb!" " It was a TV channel changer!" " He could have hurt you!" "Move it!" "Get the stretcher." "Come on, let's go!" "Give these guys some room!" "We'll take it from here." "Thank you, Joey." "Thank you for everything." "I'm never gonna forget you for this." "I want you to know, you got a job for life." "Not just me, OK?" "Benny, Henry, the whole gang." " We'll take Henry, but..." " I'm through negotiating!" "You got it!" "Thanks for taking care of my kid." " He told me what you did." " It was nothing, Tony." "Well, that's what you owe me, Joey." "Nothing!" " Let's go!" " Move!" "What happened?" "You're gonna be OK!" "I'll see you through every goddamn step." "You hear me, Larry?" "Joey, you OK?" "I'm OK." "You're crazy, Larry." "He's crazy!" "Get him out of here." "I never did Donna." "What?" "Let her through." "It's his wife." "Come on, get out of my way!" " Go!" " Let's go!" "You got it." "Just let me find her, OK?" "You got it." "Let's get out of here." "Where's Lisa?" "I don't know." " Where the hell's your daughter?" " Now she's my daughter." "According to the court order she is!" "What are you yelling at me for?" "I don't know." "Come here, you." "Looks like we missed all the fun." "What are we gonna tell them?" "We?" "I ain't talking to them." "I'm gonna be in big trouble." "You better leave." "No problem." "I'm going." "The underwear goes on the inside." "Come here, Lisa." "I miss this." "You sure you don't want me to drive you home?" "You don't get back in the driver's seat that easy." "You feel like giving... an old car salesman a second chance?" "I'll tell you what." "Come over to the house for supper tomorrow." "We'll cook up some of that old baloney of yours... and see how it goes down." " Bye-bye." " See you, Dad." "Joey, no more hanky-panky." "You go straight home." "Benny, I'm out of here." "Thanks, man." "Thanks for coming through for us." "That's our new motto..." "everybody gets out alive." "Monday, huh?" "Hi-ho, Silver!" "You want a deal, you give me a call." "I think you know the number, right?" "Thanks, O'Brien." "You got it." "God, I love to sell."

"This cow belongs to me, Prince Jason!" "He's lying, my prince!" "I raised this cow from a tiny calf with my two hands!" "You have no idea the amount of time and money..." "I believe you already told that story." "Yeah, like, twice." "Uh, sorry." "Don't let us interrupt you." "Yeah, my point though, huh?" "This is the throne room, not some common courtyard!" "Leave now!" "Look, I don't know whose cow it is!" "Prince Jason, when you become ruler, you must appear to know everything." "All right, you get the cow." "I'll give you one from the royal herd, a royal cow." "Everybody's happy, everybody has a cow." "Moo, moo, moo, see ya later." "There is one more petitioner." "Aw, come on, you said that three petitioners ago." "Can I go now?" "I just wanna play!" "Hi!" "The Babylonian Sibyl wishes to present to the crown prince this sacred stone in honor of his coming coronation." "You know what they say, "Never quibble with a Sibyl."" "The Sibyl says the stone will bring good fortune to the ruler who possesses it." "Oh!" "Well, on behalf of the people of Corinth, we thank the Sibyl." "The Sibyl says, "You're welcome."" "Jason says, "My pleasure."" "Be good." "See ya." "Well done, Your Highness." "Huh?" "Hmm, I'm glad that didn't take long." "It didn't, did it?" "I got all dressed up!" "Argh!" "Chin up, Strife." "Just think how impressed Ares will be when we've destroyed Corinth." "Yo, if anybody else needs me, forget it 'cause I'm gonna go outside and play." "But where's the..." "Ball?" "No, 'cause somebody fell on it." "I was pushed." "Ah, how'd that happen?" "Hey, what's this?" "Looks like a rock." "Yeah, it's a Babylonian rock." "I wish I was a prince, huh?" "Nobody ever gives me rocks." "Yeah, you know?" "It's not so heavy." "Maybe, uh, maybe it bounces." "Uh, don't, don't do that." "Oh, yeah." "What do you think, huh?" " A ball game?" " All right!" "Shh, shh, shh, talky, talky, no talky, talky." "Just play, play." "Come here, ooh, oh!" "In an age of light and darkness," "Zeus, King of the Gods, ruled the universe." "He had a son." "Young Hercules." "Half-god, half-man." "Young Hercules longs to find his place in the world, the father he's never known, and what it means to be a hero." "Before the man became legend, before the legend became myth, came the greatest adventure of all." "What is that thing?" "It was a gift from the Babylonian Sibyl until somebody broke it." "Do you know where she got it?" "Maybe we can take it back and exchange it." "I guess he was hungry, huh?" "No, don't." "Stick your arm in his mouth." "See if he likes meat." "No, hey, don't, he's joking." "I think he's kind of cute." "Don't be afraid, little guy." "I'm just gonna..." "'Kay, you want some, uh, you want some grapes?" "Whoa!" "Hey, I think he likes me." "He must think I'm his mother, or something." "You know what, you probably look like her." "Oh." "I gotta call you something." "How about... how about Ruff?" "Okay, so, hi, Ruff." "My name's lolaus." "Do you... do you wanna be my friend?" "Motherhood is such a beautiful thing." "Oh, it brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?" "No harm done, I'll just..." "Just clean it up." "Oh, no!" "Hey, where's he going?" "How long does it take for a basilisk to... hatch, or whatever?" "Not long, apparently." "That basilisk sure is a squirmy little thing, isn't it?" "Hercules is coming." "Ruff!" "He must've gone this way." "Ruff!" "Ruff!" "Iolaus, you sound like a dog." "Hey, you know what?" "He's probably looking' for food." "Yeah, at the market!" "The market, good." "Hey, Hercules, explain to me, why are we chasin' after this Ruff?" "Uh, well." "Don't you throw that spear!" "I'm Prince Jason of Corinth, and that creature belongs to me." "Yeah?" "Well, we're not from Corinth, and the food that thing's eatin' belongs to us." "Aw, well, you're probably not hungry now, anyway." " Nice kick." " Thanks." "You okay?" "I'm on your side." "Thanks!" "Hey, any time." "Hey, where's Ruff?" "Huh?" "Hang on, Ruff, I'm coming!" "Hey!" "Hey, back off!" "Leave him alone!" "Back off, leave him alone!" "Leave him alone!" "You okay?" "Yeah?" "Okay, now he may look like a monster, okay, and he is, but he's just a baby, okay?" "He's harmless!" "Disgusting, but harmless." "It's a freak!" "Uh, excuse me." "Hang on, buddy, I'm comin' to get ya!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Listen, what do you think you're doin'?" "You know you can't swim!" "Well..." "I don't wanna have to save the both of ya." "Well, go!" "Be careful!" "Whoa!" "Can you see him?" "I got him!" "He's got him, he's got him!" "Is he okay?" "I can't tell!" "Pull me up!" "Oh, man." "Listen, I don't think he's breathing." "Well, we gotta revive him!" "Someone's gotta..." "Someone's gotta blow air into his mouth." "All right, well, uh, well, you're his mother." "You do it." "Uh, uh, hmm, oh." "I think there's something blocking the entrance." "There's something in his throat." "Hold on, let me try something." "Come here, come on up." "Easy, easy." "Okay, here we go." "There's a bunch of loose rocks down there." "Maybe he swallowed one, you know?" "Okay, here we go." "Come on." "Ooh!" "Popped right out!" "Ah, are you all right?" "Don't ever do that again!" "Aw, man." "Um, is that the sound of a crowd fleeing in terror as Corinth is destroyed?" "Uh, no!" "It's the sound of the crowd cheering for Hercules and his pals and their little pet!" "Agh!" "Uncle Ares is gonna be so impressed." "He's just gonna go all warm and fuzzy inside." "Ho-ho-ho-ho!" "Oh, go soak your head!" "I try so hard to teach him to be patient." "The basilisk is still a baby!" "It takes time for his venom to take effect!" "The fun's started." "I like it." "Hey, now that the fires are out, you guys wanna see what I taught Ruff?" "Huh?" "Okay, Ruff, ready?" "Wanna fetch, yeah?" "Hoo!" "Go!" "Aw." "Thank you." "The captain of the guard reports that no one was seen setting the fires." "Some people can only be seen when they wanna be seen, you know what I mean?" "Fetch, ooh!" "Maybe it was one of the gods." "The people are worried, Prince Jason." "I suggest you make a speech, encouraging them." "Now this is a standard reassuring speech, suitable for any calamity." "Oh." "Ruff?" "Perhaps you could devote more attention to your duties, if you put that thing outside!" "His name is Ruff, and he's not a thing!" "He's a, he... he's a..." "Pain in the neck!" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, Ruff." "Hey, now, calm down, calm down." "It's okay, he only does that when he feels threatened." "I'll get it cleaned for you." "Hey, well, listen, you're gonna have to send it out 'cause the palace laundry burned in the fires." "Well, I'm takin' Ruff with me." "Let's roll." "Jason, you know that towel that Iolaus used to wipe off that goop that Ruff spit on him?" "That was in the laundry that caught on fire, wasn't it?" "Yeah, I think so." "And that inn that burnt down, was that the one we had to rescue Ruff from?" "Yeah, and there was a fire near the well that Ruff fell into." "Listen, when I was a kid, my mom used to tell me this story about a monster called a "basilisk."" "Okay, its venom could turn a man to ashes." "Yeah, I heard that too, but that's just a legend." "Nobody's ever actually seen a basilisk." "Oh, yeah?" "I think maybe we just have." "Okay, now I want you guys to shake hands, okay?" "Shake hands?" "Hey." "My dog can do that." "I bet he's not any smarter than a dog, is he?" "I don't know, I haven't asked him." "My father gave me a dog." "Yeah, well, my father gave me a dog, too." "Well, he didn't, but he..." "He said he was going to." "I guess he just forgot." "What kind of stain's that?" "Oh!" "That venom only hit that cloak, like a couple minutes ago." "Looks like it gets stronger as he gets bigger or something." "What are you talkin' about?" "What venom?" "We think that Ruff is a basilisk." "A basilisk?" "Yes." "Come on, they don't exist." "Ruff's real, he's a..." "Where'd he go?" "Get away from my fruit!" "Excuse me, Miss?" "There you go." "Why, you!" "Uh!" "Ruff!" "Ruff, where are you?" "Hey, don't be afraid, little basilisk." "We're all friends here." "Ha ha!" "Boo!" "Over here, help me with this table!" "Whoa!" "Water!" "Fire!" "Oh, there he is." "Okay, Ruff, it's okay, buddy." "No, no, no, no, don't leave!" "Come here!" "Hey, little buddy." "It's okay." "Oh!" "Ah, thanks." "My pleasure." "More water!" "Why is everybody always in such a hurry?" "Strife, I should've known you were behind all this!" "And Discord's behind me." "Anybody behind you?" "Well, you won't be laughin' when I get through with you." "Ah, no time for that." "You've got bigger fish to fry." "And I think I smell them frying right now." "Woo!" "Bang!" "Oh, he's doing it again." "Oh!" "Okay, you don't... you don't have to be afraid!" "Maybe I do." "Hold on." "I got a plan, here we go." "Charge!" "Halt!" "Okay, here it is, here it is." "Ruff?" "Ruff, Ruff, buddy, don't you want this, it looks good, huh?" "It looks good." "Okay, Ruff." " Don't hurt him!" " It's okay." "Get him!" "Well, get him lightly!" "Whoa, nice catch, Hercules." "The whole town's a barbecue, and I forget to bring my marshmallows!" "Guess you weenies will have to do!" "All right, buddy." "Let's not tell Uncle Ares about this, huh?" "What do you say?" "Ahh!" "Man, it must really burn Strife to lose to you." "I know." "Isn't it great?" "But he'll be back." "Two." "One, two." "One, two." "One, two." "One, two." "Well..." "That's the last of the fires!" "All right, yeah!" "Hooray!" "Don't worry, good people!" "The palace will pay to repair the damages!" "All right!" "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to do more than just make repairs." "As the crown prince, I'm gonna have to make sure this doesn't happen again." "Uh, oh, we could train Ruff to just spit goo at Strife." "You know, you know, kind of like a guard dog." "He could guard." "He could be a..." "No." "I can't keep him, can I?" "I'm sorry." "No." "Uh, I really don't feel right about leavin' Ruff out here by himself." "You know, what if he gets caught by a lion, or something?" "Yeah, he'd turn the lion into toast." "According to the legend, there's basilisks over this rise." "Why hasn't anyone ever seen one before?" "What if he's all alone?" "You know, just a scared little baby." "All right, a loud, scared, little baby." "Doesn't sound like he's gonna be alone." "Well, I guess he'll be happier with his own kind, huh?" "Goodbye, Ruff." "Take care of yourself." "Goodbye, little guy." "Now I know how my mother must have felt when I left home." "Yeah, relieved." "He'll be all right." "You did the right thing."

"Previously on "Pretty Little Liars..."" "I just can't ever picture Alison wearing this." "A picture of Vivian Darkbloom." " They offered me the job." " What'd you say?" " My dad, is he your father too?" " Who told you?" "It's really none of your business where he is." " Oh, it's my business." "I just didn't know that until recently." "Ezra's taking that job in New Orleans." " What job?" " The job that dad set him up with." "I want to understand what this is." " What's wrong?" " It's Spencer." "Before you and she got together, she was seeing someone else." "He's back now." "If you're not gonna give me any answers," "I'm gonna have to go looking for them myself." "Give me your phone." "Hanna!" "Vivian?" "♪ Wake up wake up the stars are out ♪" "Well, he recognized the coat, but when he saw it first, he thought it was Alison..." "Vivian." "When we noticed you didn't come back, he was gone." "He was cute from the back." "So was his front, under different circumstances." "He's been in Florida for, like, a year." "What did you tell him exactly?" "Uh, I told him that I was a friend of Vivian's and that I hadn't seen her since she gave me the coat." " Can I see that number again?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Duncan Albert?" "He said he met her in Brookhaven?" "Yeah, in a bookstore." "Couple places down from that creepy doll hospital." "Well, whoever Duncan is, he's connected to Alison and what she wanted in Brookhaven." "How do we know that he wasn't just some guy she flirted with in a bookstore?" "I don't think Alison wasted Vivian on flirting." "When she put that wig on, she wanted something." "She was looking for "A"." "Duncan was part of that trail." "I'll call him." "Aria, you don't have to." "Any one of us could've been wearing that coat." "But it was me." "She had the operation." "Spence?" "♪ takin' this one to the grave ♪" "♪ if I show you then I know you ♪" "♪ won't tell what I said ♪" "♪ 'cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead ♪" "I'm not being unreasonable, I'm being your Mother." "No, you are cutting me off from the world." "I'm not the one who ruined your phone, you are." "And since you were okay about doing that," "I guess that means you don't need a replacement." "I can't go around without a phone." "It's like going around without a brain, or shoes." "Phone is a privilege, not a right." "Suppose there was an emergency." "I'm sure Emily would let you use your phone in an emergency." "Sure." "I mean, well, yeah." "Okay, no." "Emily and I only have one class together." "I need my own phone." "Today is about what I need." "I need to know more about what's going on in my daughter's life." "When you decide to talk about that, we can discuss a new phone." "I'll see you both at dinner." "It's really old, like six months." "But it works pretty good for an antique." "The number bills to my acccount." "Your mom never has to know." "Oh." "Mona, you are a life saver." "Well, what's the point of doing something for someone if it doesn't make you look good?" "I'm already number one on the speed dial." "Ciao!" "If only we could harness Mona's sense of entitlement, we could light the Eastern seaboard." "Yeah, well, I don't care." "I got a new phone and didn't have to go through Caleb." "He's safe in Montecito." "Did you get through to Duncan yet?" "Yeah, he's coming after school." "I'm gonna meet him in the Courtyard." "That sounds safe." "Yeah." "Later." "Bye." "_" "Hello." "Hello." "You're back." "And-- uh, obviously, you're back." "You are." "Yeah, we're back." "Are you okay?" "Fine." "Uh, Jenna's eye." "She got the surgery." "Yeah, she did." "Just the one eye?" "They do it in one eye at a time." "How did it go?" "Well, we don't know yet." "I was a little surprised to see you guys together." "Why?" "I don't know." "Yes, I do, actually." "You went through so much to get away from her, and now you're back to just guiding her around." "Not for much longer." "Besides, she's my sister." "Step-sister." "She's been through a lot." "Worse than any of us." "That's coming to an end." "Better get used to that idea." "Toby..." "I've been thinking a lot about us." "It's a little late for that, isn't it?" "Toby?" "I'm ready to go." "Spencer, is that you?" "Yeah." "I thought so." "So, were you looking for Vivian in Brookhaven?" "Can I ask you a question first?" "Sure." "Is Aria your real name?" "What?" "Yes." "Of course it is." "Why would you ask that?" "Because Vivian's real name wasn't Vivian." "And if you're her friend, you'll know her real name." "Alison." "We have a winner." "So where is she?" "Duncan..." "Alison's dead." "I'm" " I'm sorry." "She disappeared Labor Day weekend year before last." "Disappeared?" "What happened?" "Look, I-- maybe" "What happened to her?" "She was killed and..." "They didn't find her body for a year." "Do they know who did it?" "No." "The cops must have some ideas." "Yeah, we-- we don't really trust the cops." "Who's we?" "Me and some of Alison's friends." "You're the one who kept the journals." "The writer." "She talked about you." "There are four of you, right?" "She talked about us?" "Yes." "She talked about you guys a lot." "Did she ever... talk about anyone else?" "Someone that she might've been afraid of?" "Look, maybe we shouldn't be talking about this here." "Did you only meet her in that bookstore?" "No." "No, we spent a lot of time together that summer." "In Brookhaven?" "Near Brookhaven." "Well, I-- I could meet you there." "I'll call you." "The weekend you said she disappeared..." "I saw her that weekend." "Duncan saw Ali that weekend?" "Are we sure we believe him?" "He-he was all torn up when I told him she was dead." "He couldn't have been faking that." "Em, you okay?" "Sure." "Why is Garret in such a hurry?" ""Where there's smoke, there's payback, 'A'"" "Wait, what's going on?" "I don't know." "What are they talking to the fire department about?" "They're talking about that night." "The Jenna thing." "Are you serious?" "What could Toby be telling them?" "I did such a good job of screwing him up, he might say anything Jenna wants him to say." "That we were the ones who blinded Jenna?" "Alison and us." "Remember that old movie about the blind lady who got her sight back?" "I don't remember." "She filled her room with all the beautiful things she owned so she could see them when she opened her eyes." "I'm gonna do that." "Before they take the bandages off," "I'm gonna fill my room with the things that I love." "You'll be there too." "That woman in the movie was a mean old bitch." "I thought you said you don't remember." "I hope you didn't take that cast off by yourself." "I was out of town." "I saw another doctor." "Well, don't favor it." "Did they give you exercises?" "Yes." "Good." "I'm Jenna, Toby's sister." "Hi, Jenna." "I'm Dr. Kingston." "I helped your brother when he had his accident." "I remember." "Does Spencer know you're back?" "Yes." "Nice meeting you, Jenna." "Thank you for looking after my brother." "Glad to be of service." "So that's Spencer's personal physician?" "That's him." "I bet even a lie would sound good in that accent." "Hey." "Hey." "You okay?" "I don't know." "You thinking about Toby?" "Is it my fault?" "Did I make that happen?" "You broke off with him to keep him safe." "Yeah, I wanted him safe, and he ended up back with Jenna." "It's like out of the frying pan and into the volcano." "I made you help." "What are friends for?" "Have you heard from your dad?" "He emailed me on a layover in Germany." "Are you okay?" "You never get used to it if that's what you mean." "My mom's gonna be back here next week." "Have Maya's parent's heard from her?" "No, they haven't." "I have." "What?" " Yeah, she's all right." " Where is she?" "She hasn't told me yet." "Are you gonna tell her parents?" "She asked me not to." "But I keep thinking how my parents would feel if I was missing." "You know, I don't know." "Better go." "Spencer." "Emily." "Hey, I'm so sorry that I haven't called you back." "My reserves have been really depleted, and" "This isn't about" "Um, I've got some of Alison's things." "I've been through them, but, I'm not really sure what to do with them." "What kind of things?" "They're in a bag that was left in the house when we moved out." "Your friend Maya said her family found them." "She said that they packed up some of Ali's things by accident." "Maya dropped them off at the house." "Maya did?" "Did you talk to her?" "The bag was on the porch." "And then I saw in the paper Maya was missing." "Is that true?" "Yeah." "So the bag has Ali's stuff in it?" "Yeah, some of the things from her room." "I just thought you guys might wanna have a look." "Yeah?" "Can I interrupt?" "Yes." "Come in." "I could offer you chocolate milk or an apple." "Thank you, but no." "I was thinking about the conversation we had in your apartment." "Yes." "I've never had a conversation like that before." "Neither have I." "So, I wanted to make sure" "I didn't leave you with the wrong impression." "Just because I wanna talk about this does not make me an ally." "I know, compared to my husband's attitude, it may look that way." "But I'm not." "The only person I care about here is my daughter." "So you-- you want me gone too." "Out of sight, out of mind." "That's what Byron is thinking." "That's why he engineered that job offer for you, but I don't really have an opinion on that." "Yes, you do." "Yes, I do." "Ella..." "It does actually matter what you think of me." "Has Aria ever mentioned someone bullying her?" "Um, bullying is not the right word." "Do you know of anyone who would use this situation to hurt her?" "Not-- her, not intentionally." "What about you?" "Is there someone who would want to hurt you intentionally?" "There might've been, but not any more." "Frankly, I'd love to take that cane and whack her like a piñata." " Mona!" " Just kidding, sort of." "But she poached Noel Kahn right out from under me." "And she did that blind." "What's Jenna gonna be like if she gets to see again?" "I can't even think about it." "Spencer is lucky to be finished with Toby and the House of creeps." "Okay, she is still hurting here." "Look, Spencer's really smart." "She said some things to me when Noel was slicing up my heart that really helped." "I get that they're broken up, but you shouldn't hate her." "I just wish there was a way to get Toby away from Jenna for at least five minutes." "Are we scheming?" "I think so." "Goody." "Thanks so much for meeting me here." "My schedule's just been really stacked." "Are you sure you wouldn't want something a little easier to handle?" "Oh, no, it's not for me." "I told you, it's for my cousin." "Yeah." "He's going through this really big rockabilly phase." "So, I told him I'd keep an eye out for appropriate transportation." "Oh!" "Look, a cassette player." "How de-classe." "Your cousin's gonna have to find another truck." "Just give me five minutes." "He's all yours." "We have to talk." "We've got nothing to talk about." "I get how you're mad at Spencer." "But you're so mad, you don't see what you're doing." "Toby, you can not let Jenna back into your life again." "What you need to do is shut up about my sister." "If you're doing this to hurt Spencer" "You have no idea what I'm doing." "Or why I'm doing it." "Okay, fine." "I don't know anything." "But what about you?" "Did you forget everything Jenna did to you?" "No." "Did you forget what you did to her?" "Maya said this was in the attic, like it was hidden." "Have you looked inside?" "Just enough to know it's Alison's." " Hey." " Hey." "Okay, so Duncan just called back and he wants to talk." "Is that Alison's bag?" "Yeah, that's it." "Come take a look." "I can't." "I told Duncan I'd go meet him." "Where?" "A place called Hallow Acres." "He said he used to go there with Alison." "Okay, just give us a call as soon as you can." "I will." "Promise." "Hey, Em." "Bye." "Bye." "She had that when she was a kid." "If there's anything you guys find in here you wanna keep, take it." "Should bring the bag back to the house when you're done." "Okay." "If I'm not there, just drop it on the back porch." "Thank you, Jason." "Did he ask to come here?" "No." "I invited him." "Don't ever do that again." "We don't need to complicate things." "I'm trying to un-complicate them." "Well, don't." "Leave it alone." "There's nothing for you to fix." "So, what?" "We're just supposed to go back to the way it was before we all knew?" "Further, if possible." "Hi." "You're late." "Yeah, it kinda took me a while to find you." "You and Ali came here?" "On the days, I took her flying, yeah." "Flying!" "In a plane?" "Usually." "You have, like, a license or something?" "Not like a license, an actual license." "Pilot since I was 16." "So, you're ready?" "I'm sorry." "Ready for what?" "To talk about Alison." "I thought we'd find something." "Me too." "I don't know why, but I did." "It's just stuff." "Disconnected stuff." "How often did you take her flying?" "On and off that summer." "As often as I could." "Can I ask you something else?" "Was I in love with her?" "I could've been, if somebody hadn't gotten in the way." "Another boy?" "That's what I figured." "At least I had her all to myself up here." "It made her feel... safe." "Safe?" "Yeah, nothing could get to her." "She had control." "Do you wanna try it?" "Do I wanna what?" "Take the yoke." "No, thanks." "You wanna understand your friend?" "What she was looking for?" "Take control." "All right, you got it?" "I got it." "How does it feel?" "I don't know." "She'd sit in that seat," "I could just see her face change." "No masks, nothing to hide from, or be afraid of." "They couldn't get to her." "Who's they?" "Maybe a stranger." "Maybe some boy she knew." "Maybe a friend." "Keep it level." "Okay, I" " I don't wanna do this any more." "Just a little bit longer." "I've done some reading since we talked." "The papers said a man named Ian Thomas confessed to killing Alison before he committed suicide." "Left a note and everything." "The note-- the note was fake." "We-- we don't think that he did it." "We think that he" "We think that he was trying to protect somebody." "Look, Alison called me from Hilton Head" "Sunday that Labor Day weekend." "She wanted me to fly her from South Carolina to a field outside Philadelphia." "You flew her from Hilton Head?" "Picked her up that morning." "She was different that day." "She figured something out." "Wait, if Ali was with you, she was in town six, seven hours before we thought she got there." "I got a message you wanted to talk to me?" "Yes, I do." "I got another call from Professor Schaffer about the associate Dean position in New Orleans." "He wants my decision." "Oh, it's a choice assignment." "It is, and I'm gonna call him in a few minutes." "But, I wanted to tell you first." "Why me?" "Well, because you were so instrumental in my being considered." "Well, I wouldn't say instrumental." "I mean, I might've mentioned your name." "It was very generous of you." "That's why I don't want there to be any misunderstanding when I tell you that I'm not taking the job." "Well, I" "I think you're making a mistake." "Possibly, but it's not the mistake you think I'm making." "You need to reconsider this." "Seriously reconsider it." "I know it is a spectacular job that will put my career years ahead of schedule, but if I took it, I'd never be completely sure why I took it." "And I don't want you to have that kind of power over me." "Where do you get the nerve to talk to me this way?" "After what you've done to my family?" "I'm sorry about that." "Well, I don't accept your apology." "You need to go." "For the sake of everyone involved, you should simply leave." "It's like this, Byron." "You think I'm the kind of man who would take this way out." "And I know I'm not." "Well, we could've resolved this and moved on, but apparently, ego is going to get in the way." "Whose ego are we talking about?" "Aria, it's me." "Call me when you can." "I love you." "♪ So then my friend ♪" "♪ you're in the deep end ♪" "♪ well, it's never good ♪" ""I'm fine, don't worry." "I won't take chances, because I'm not as brave as you think I am." "You are the brave one." "No, I'm not." ""You know what else I love about you?" "You know how to be still." "In the middle of everything, at a swim meet with all the craziness and pressure," "I look at you and you're still." "I wish I could do that, but I'm impatient." "I shouldn't have come back." "I should've just left and we'd always have had that last night instead of this mess." "I guess goodbyes are the only perfect things we get." "Don't tell my folks." "I'll talk to them when I'm ready." "" " Maya." "♪ Let it ♪" "♪ play out ♪" "♪ I hope that the sun ♪" "♪ I hope that the sun finds you now ♪" "Is he coming back for that?" "No, I'm taking it over." "Don't go in the house." "Just give it to him and come right back." "Mom, we can't go on like this." "You have to deal with what's happened." "This is how I choose to deal with it." "By ignoring it?" "Maybe it'll just go away?" "That's not going to happen." "Look, we each know little chunks of the truth and we have to share what we know, otherwise this is all gonna come apart." "Come apart." "It's gonna blow apart." "Do you think that that boy has this family's interests in mind?" "Do you?" "That boy is my brother." "He's the one who wants to blow things up." "That's what they've always wanted." "Your father and I, we've been the ones who have kept things together." "Do not listen to Jason." "Did dad tell you that I thought he was being blackmailed?" "What'd you say?" "Yeah, Jason found money." "Ali had it and he thought it was because she knew that dad was his father and she was blackmailing him that summer." "You talked to your father about this?" "Yes." "And what did he say?" "He denied it." "And I believed him." "And then I didn't believe him." "And then I looked in the checkbook and I thought that it was true and he told me that he used the money to pay for a detective." "A detective?" "Yes, because he thought that Meliss" "Do you see?" "Do you see how this all just spins and feeds on itself?" "Mom?" "The detective wasn't your father's idea." "It was mine." "Wait, so he wasn't there when you dropped it off?" "No, the house was dark," "So I just left it on the back porch." "Then I came back here and I found you lurking in the hydrangeas." "Okay, I was not lurking," "I was just working up the nerve to tell you about Toby." "Did I mess it up even more?" "I don't see how that's humanly possible." "I guess there was nothing important in that bag?" "I don't know what we though we'd find." "Just a bunch of kid stuff." "Man, times are tough." "Michele Obama wore this same blouse two years ago." "Wait, where did you get this?" "I was sitting on it." "That stuff in the bag was wrapped up in newspaper from July, 2009." "So?" "So we thought Maya's parents wrapped that stuff but Ali did." "Before she disappeared." "Spence, look." "Yeah, this one's highlighted too." "Wait, Hanna, go through the back yard and take that bag off of Jason's porch." "I'm gonna call Aria and Emily." "Did something just happen?" "We were looking in the bag for clues but we should've been looking at the whole bag as a clue." "You were trying to buy him off." "How did you think he would react?" "You sound very close to defending him." "I'm not defending anyone, believe me." "But I don't know what you thought you were going to accomplish by strong-arming him." "Strong-arming?" "A dream job with housing?" "That's what you call strong-arming?" "You should've known what he was gonna do." " When I talked to him" " Wha--?" "Wait, you talked to Ezra?" "Yes, I did." "It is possible to communicate with something other than threats." "So he was getting mixed signals from us." "This family invented mixed signals." "Well, he's talked to Schaffer by now and turned him down." "It's out of my hands." "What it's out of your hands?" "I know how you feel about the way I'm handling this situation." "Yeah, it's complicated." "Well, maybe we're making it complicated when the answer is really simple and right in front of us." "It will not be so simple if she runs away or elopes." "I don't want Aria with him any more than you do, but if you back him into a corner, nobody will end up happy." "Jenna!" "Hanna!" "Hanna!" "You okay?" "Fine, just get her down." "I got it." " Toby?" " I'm here." " A hospital?" " You're okay." "Was there a fire?" "Do you remember where you were?" "Um, I" " I got a text." "I listened." "It was from Jason." "He said he had to talk to me." "You were gone, so I took a cab." "I rang the doorbell, someone opened it, and..." "That's all I can remember." "Did Jason's house catch on fire?" "Yes." "I woke up in that place." "And-- and I couldn't see." "And there was smoke in my throat." "How did I get out, Toby?" "Did Jason get me out?" "No." "It was Hanna Marin who got you out." "Wait, so he flew her on a plane?" "From Hilton Head to an airstrip outside Philadelphia." "What about the bus ride from her grandmother's?" "We never actually saw her get off the bus." "We only saw her get out of the cab." "She could've been in Rosewood hours before that." "Doing what?" "Hanna!" "What happened?" "Are you all right?" "No, I'm fine, I just need to wash my hair." "I'm all smoky." "Did you get this in the fire?" "There was something that I needed on the porch." "And there was glass." "Well, you're not gonna need stitches." "So, I just clean this up, put a dressing on it, and send you home with some antibiotics." "Thank you." "How's Melissa?" "Um, she's in Philadelphia." "Oh." "I see that the carpenter is back." "And his sister." "She's not what I was expecting." "What was she doing in that house by herself?" "I don't know." "Spencer, I hate to break this to you, but you have a very complicated life." "Is that your medical opinion?" "Yes." "Yes, it is, actually." "Well, the condition is hereditary, so there's really not much I can do about it, I'm afraid." "All right, well, don't be so certain of that, 'cause modern medicine's made great advances in this field." "You have to agree, fate keeps shoving us into the same path." "Don't confuse fate with just..." "Really bad luck." "As much as I hate to do this," "I have to ask you a direct question." "Do you want to agree that certain things between us never happened?" "No." "I wouldn't take back anything." "What was Jenna doing in my house?" "Don't you know?" "No." "I was halfway to Scranton then I got a call from the police saying there had been a fire." "How bad was it?" "First floor is pretty much damaged in the back, but I won't really know much else till morning." "I'm so sorry." "I should probably go talk to Spencer's mom." "♪ So it didn't go to plan ♪" "♪ it's hard to understand ♪" "♪ that now I know this is just our story ♪" "♪ I will set out on my way ♪" "♪ you're never in one place ♪" "♪ and now I can learn to walk ♪" "Hi." "Mrs. St. Germain." "It's Emily." "I wanted to talk to you about Maya." "I know you're worried and I think she's okay." "No, but I heard from her." "I got an email." "♪ We can throw the past away now ♪" "♪ 'cause we don't need it any more ♪" "♪ one day at a time ♪" "♪ 'cause I still believe ♪" "♪ that it's ours for the taking ♪" "Spencer, Jenna wants to talk to you." "All of you." "Okay." "Are you all right?" "I think so." "♪ One day at a time ♪" "Jason was miles away when the police called him." "He didn't send you that text." "Somebody did." "Any one of us." "You can't blame this on us." "I don't." "You should go." "Wait." "Hanna, are you there?" "I'm here." "Toby said that you were the one that dragged me out." "Is that right?" "Yeah." "That was me." "Why?" "You're welcome." "There all from that summer." "There's gotta be some kind of key." "We're the key." "Ali said we know more about what happened than we think we do." "Who tricked Jenna into that house?" "If it was anybody but Jenna, I think it'd be "A"." "Garrett can't be happy that Toby's back in that house with Jenna." "She was supposed to die in there, wasn't she?" "That's everything." "No, it's not." "Does anybody recognize this?" "Is there anything on the back?" "Yeah, number 1." "It's just half a postcard." "How do we find out where it's from?" "Yeah, where's the other half?" "Wait, this isn't from July, it's from the end of August." "Look." "It's-- it's Labor Day events from Philadelphia," "Brookhaven and..." "Rosewood." "When did Duncan say he left Ali at the airfield?" "Before noon on Sunday." "Well, is this where she was when we thought she was on that bus?" "Who did she plan on meeting?"

"Pine wood marriage chest with groove joinery... and hand-forged hinges in the shape of tulip buds." "Walnut sideboard, 16th century, French." "Decorations of herms and griffin shaped cartouches... embellished, deplorably, in the 19th century." "A pair of oak veneer cabinets in the Flemish style... upper section with two doors featuring carved anthropomorphic figures and caryatids..." "Something wrong, Mr. Oldman?" "Is it something important?" "If you were kind enough to let me have this as a gift, I'd be delighted to accept." "I don't remember that object." "It may look like a useless piece of mouldy wood... but centuries ago, beneath the mould... there must have been a painting." "Good evening Mr. Oldman." "How are you?" "Very well..." "The management and staff of Steirereck's would like to offer our very best wishes." "Happy birthday, Mr. Oldman." "This year our chef wished to dedicate in your honour... an ancient recipe of a Renaissance dessert, made of shrew's cream and bitter almonds." "Enjoy." "Was it not to your taste, Mr. Oldman?" "Quite the contrary." "But you see, my birthday is tomorrow." "It is now 10:35 pm and I am very superstitious." "Pretend I had accepted." "The day after tomorrow, then." "The director of the Vatican museums would be grateful if you could call him back." "The reliquary attributed to Cellini, I presume." "In any case, the report on it is ready." "There's a pile of gifts..." "What shall I do with them?" "Send them all to my house, except the mobile phones." " Only one this year." " Good!" "Word's out that I hate those things." "Unless you've changed a lifetime's habits, you'll have to answer that yourself." "It's the first call of your birthday." "Tradition..." "Hello?" "Please believe me, I have no wish to waste your time." "Who's speaking?" "It's me again, Claire Ibbetson." "Please, don't hang up on me again." "You're Mr Oldman's secretary, aren't you?" "You can speak to me, it makes no difference." "You see, I..." "I don't know anybody..." "I'm on my own." "I'm sorry, Miss Ibbetson, but this is not a charity helpline." "I'm not explaining myself very well." "You see, I'm not in the habit of speaking to people very much." "That's a considerable stroke of good fortune:" "talking to people is extremely perilous." "However, it was you who made the call, so you're running the risk." "It's about furniture that belonged to my parent's villa." "They about a year ago... you see." "I understand." "An estate of great... well..." "I've always heard it referred to as being of... extremely valuable..." "Very rare places, including paintings." "Unfortunately, I have no photographs." "So what?" "To be honest, I haven't decided yet, but I would like to have a..." "Oh, I'm out of my depth." "What's the words?" "Valuation." "Exactly." "That is why I asked to speak to Mr. Oldman, to make an appointment." "Does Mr. Oldman already have the pleasure of knowing you?" "Oh, no, not at all." "He... he doesn't know me." "But..." "I know a lot about him." "Mr. Oldman's assistants are responsible for preliminary assessments." "I'll put you through." "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear, I must speak to Mr. Oldman in person." "Mr. Oldman never presides over early appraisals." "But you see, before he died, Dad told me that if I decided to sell everything..." "I should entrust the auction sale to Mr. Virgil Oldman." "In his opinion, the best." "Sold!" "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to present lot 231." "An ancient, refracting, elongated telescope constructed by the Italian scientist Galileo Galilei." "And it's still in perfect working order." "Can we open bidding, please, at one million Euros?" "One million one hundred thousand!" "One million two hundred thousand!" "One million three hundred thousand!" "One million four hundred thousand on the telephone!" "One million five back in the room!" "One million six hundred thousand!" "One million seven hundred thousand!" "One million eight hundred thousand in the room!" "One million nine hundred thousand!" "Two million Euros!" "At two million Euros!" "Gesundheit!" "Was that a bid, sir?" "At two million Euros!" "Two million one hundred thousand." "Two million three hundred thousand on the telephone!" "Two million five!" "I can sell it!" "Two million seven!" "At two million seven hundred thousand!" "Any more?" "Are we all done?" "At two million seven hundred thousand Euros!" "Sold!" "Congratulations, sir." "Lot 232." "Disciple of Boris Grigoriev. "Thirst"." "Oil on canvas, 60 x 70." "This one will go to the best offer." "One thousand Euros!" "Two thousand Euros!" "Three thousand Euros!" "Four thousand Euros!" "Five thousand Euros online!" "Six thousand Euros!" "Seven thousand Euros!" "Eight thousand Euros!" "Nine thousand on the telephone!" "Ten thousand back in the room!" "Eleven thousand Euros online!" "Twelve thousand!" "Thirteen thousand online!" "Fourteen thousand!" "Fifteen thousand!" "This is not doing my neck any good!" "At fifteen thousand Euros!" "Twenty thousand!" "At twenty thousand Euros." " Any more?" " Sold!" "Beautiful, isn't it?" "Yes, very." "You never miss a trick, do you, governor..." " Who is it really?" " Jansky." "A Russian painter who died young in the late '30s." "An outstanding landscape painter." "But among his many splendid landscapes he painted three portraits." "Only three in his whole life." "This is one of the three." "It's double, all right?" " How long have we known each other?" " Quite a while." "We've pulled off some sharp tricks, time after time." "Remember Emil Hansen?" "You were the only one that knew from the start he was gonna be really big." "We got that portrait of his mother for a song." "From under the noses of that bunch of idiots." "Must be worth a fortune now." "You almost sound bitter you didn't get a bit more." "Have we ever talked about money, you and me?" "In all honesty, no, never." "What's good enough for you has always been good enough for me, you old misery." "What matters is that you're satisfied." "My only regret is never being able to persuade you that... my paintings are evidence of great artistic talent." "The love of art and knowing how to hold a brush doesn't make a man an artist." "You need an inner mystery, and that, my dear Billy, you've never possessed." "You're right." "Double wasn't enough." "In all my thirty-six years in this business... never has anyone had the gall to keep me waiting forty minutes in the rain!" "It's a disgrace, an appalling display of bad manners!" "Please let me explain." "I tried to call your office..." "Be quiet!" "There's no excuse!" "Never come near me again." "Understand?" "...but nobody answered and I don't have your mobile number." "I do not possess a mobile phone!" "It's the Ibbetson woman on the phone." "Tell her to go to hell!" "She's crying, sounds desperate." "Serves her right." "She was hit by a car on her way to meet you." "So much the worse for her, it's no concern of mine." "She was left unconscious." "She was in a pool of blood when the ambulance arrived." "All right, put her through." "Yes?" "I beg you, please forgive me." "I had no intention of being in any way disrespectful." "Nothing too serious I hope." "No." "Fortunately they'll... they'll let me out tomorrow." "Good." "Well, I hope you make a speedy recovery." "Would you consent to making a new appointment?" "Please!" "All right, but I must tell you, I'm sending an assistant." "I hope it's the same one I spoke to last time." "What do you mean?" "But I knew right away that voice could only have been yours, Mr. Oldman." "Truly surprising, wouldn't you say?" "We think we'll be able to bring up the whole face, part of her dress and the left side of the background." "Incredible, but what made Mr. Oldman think that..." "What period is it from?" "Too soon to say." "Perhaps Mr. Oldman will be able... to work this out more quickly and better than us." " It's a fake." " How is that possible?" "It's beautiful." "I didn't say it was ugly, I said it wasn't authentic." "From an initial analysis of the pigments and wood, we thought it was pre-17th century." "Even older, if that matters." " Then it must be worth something." " It's a work by Veliante... the celebrated female forger of the 16th century." "She copied the masterpieces of her day, but she couldn't sign them because she was a woman." "So she marked them with a personal code... hidden in the folds of the drapery or, in the present case, in the gaze of the subject." "The beam of light on the iris is nothing... if not a "V", that is, Veliante." "It is worth something, but nothing compared to the original." "Are you Mr. Oldman's assistant?" "Yes." "I'm Fred, the caretaker." "Pleased to meet you." "Please come in." "Thank you." "And Miss Ibbetson?" "She sends her apologies, but during the night she was running a temperature." "She should have called me, I could have spared myself another wasted trip." "Well, give her my best wishes." "Miss Ibbetson asked if you would go ahead with the valuation." "She's instructed me to show you around the house." "Everything's at your disposal." "Come with me." "In fact, Miss Ibbetson was hoping to meet your boss." "It doesn't matter, considering your mistress didn't show up either." "Fair enough." "Anyway, us poor sods get the job done quicker." "Forgive the mess." "It's gone to rack and ruin... ever since Miss Ibbetson's parents died." "Let's go up." "How long since the owners died?" "By the look of the place you'd think it was centuries ago, but it's only been one year." "First Mrs. Ibbetson and then, scarcely forty-five days later, poor Mr. Ibbetson." "You have a good look, take your time." "Just get these curtains open." "Too many windows in this room." "Dust!" "How many brothers and sisters does Mrs. Ibbetson have?" "None at all." "She's an only child." " Is she married?" " No." " Has she ever been?" " No, no." "I don't think she even has a boyfriend." "Grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, in-laws?" "No, none at all." "As far as I know, Miss Ibbetson is on her own." "So many rooms." "You know, I've never managed to count them all." "Have there been other valuations before me?" "Absolutely not." "Yours is the first." "Miss Ibbetson is extremely fond of this house... maybe too fond." "She would have preferred to keep everything, but what can you do?" "The empire crumbles... a woman on her own can't cope." "Is she thinking of putting the house up for sale as well?" "That I don't know." "Maybe a part of it." "I don't think she'll get rid of the whole place." "What kind of work does Miss Ibbetson do?" "I couldn't say..." "I only dealt with the parents." "May I see the cellars?" "It's this way." "It's a long way down." "Go ahead." "I honestly don't get it." "In all the months I've known you, Robert, I've never seen you beaten." "I've watched you produce all manner of weird and... wonderful gadgets from the most unremarkable ironwork." "Optical or arithmetical devices, water clocks..." "Even that hairdryer that probably dried... the locks of Jules Verne's wife." "But you've nothing to say about this curious contraption?" "I'm surprised that an art connoisseur like yourself could get carried away... by a banal piece of ironwork." "It's not the object itself... that arouses my curiosity, but its contradiction." "It's contradiction?" "Look..." "I found it in this position, in contact with damp flooring." "But the rust is all along the top of the cogs, nowhere near the damp." "What does all this mean?" "That the object plainly hadn't been there very long." "Probably got rusty in some other place." "Or someone turned it upside down." "That's all, nothing more than useless exercise in deduction." "Hi, Robert." "Did you manage it?" " Did you ever doubt me?" " Huh?" "This works perfectly now." "And I transcribed the recording from the tape." "You're a genius!" "How much do I owe you?" "Oh, nothing." "Maybe one day, you'll invite me to dinner." "Count on it." "Can I give you a kiss?" "Yes, you can!" "That is one thing I am good at!" "Good evening." "Good evening." "William-Adolphe Bouguereau." ""The Birth of Venus"." "Authentic." "Umberto Veruda." ""Be Honest". 1890." "You've been the talk of the town lately." " I was hoping to see you on television." " I don't like to appear." "I prefer to remain in the shadows." "We're much the same that way." "That doesn't mean we'll be able to agree." "My secretary went mad looking for you." "How do you know that an unknown painter will become famous and collectable?" "Intuition Miss Ibbetson." "The same intuition makes me doubt your intentions." "I'm sorry if I've given you that impression..." "I've already entrusted you with my belongings..." "That's not how things work." "There has to be a signed contract before an inventory can be drawn up." "It's a lengthy process and unless you stop fooling around and come out into the open, it will never even get started." "Go ahead with the inventory Mr. Oldman." "The day you begin, I'll meet you at the villa and we'll reach an agreement." "You have my word." " Take these papers down, please." " Yes." "Be careful!" "I'm not sure, but..." " ..." "looks German to me." " Austrian." "Careful with that!" "It's almost 11:00." "The appointment was for 8:30." "Oh, she's not answering he mobile but if she said she'll come, she'll be here." "It doesn't look like the piano needs restoration." "Quite so." "We have to check the keyboard, but we don't have the key." "Here it is." "Last time there was no key in the lock." "Looks good." "Mr. Oldman, could you help me with the bookcase?" "Italian bookcase in solid wood, the first half of..." " Who smashed this?" " Nobody." "It was already broken." "Is this part of the house inhabited?" "Why?" "There have been some changes, I don't know why." "No, no, Mr..." "I'm sorry, I..." "I'm not sure of your name." "I thought you were..." "It doesn't matter who I am." "I assure you, nobody lives here." "Be that as it may." "If your mistress has not materialised by mid-day" "I will have to suspend operations and remove myself." "Mr. Oldman!" "Miss Ibbetson." "Hello?" "Mr. Oldman?" "Mr. Oldman, can you hear me?" "Mr. Oldman?" "I don't know how to apologise." "I don't know..." " At least spare me the justifications." " Please, let me speak!" "I can't touch your possessions without a signed contract." "Is that clear?" "Would you kindly leave it on the hallway table?" "You'll find it signed." "I accept all your conditions." "Yes, but I do not accept yours!" "I'm not used to doing business with the phantom of a silly, superficial woman!" "Be careful!" "I can quite understand your exasperation." "But, believe me, I didn't mean anything by it." "It's been a series of unfortunate, unintentional mishaps." "So what happened today, Miss Ibbetson?" "My car was stolen and I had to go to the police to report it." " Which police station did you go to?" " The one in the city centre." " Whereabouts in the city centre?" " On the main square." " Which square?" " Enough of this interrogation!" "Who do you think you are?" "Are you here, Miss Ibbetson?" "What do you mean?" "What kind of question is that?" "Are you here?" "If you are here, come out and explain the meaning of this senseless game, which I do not find in the least amusing!" "Call me tonight after nine o'clock." "I'll explain everything." "Well, it's the same material, same workmanship too." "There is no doubt it belongs to the same system." "Any signature, mark or inscription?" "I dunno." "I got the rust and... oxidisation off the other piece, but... look, there's nothing." "I can do the same with these, but I mean, right now I can't see anything." "What have you found?" "The technique in which the cog's been attached to its axis, it's really old." "Really, I've never seen anything like it." "Here, look." "It's 18th century!" "We could be onto something big!" "Could you hazard a guess as to what it is?" "Three pieces of the mosaic is just not enough, Mr. Oldman." "In the last few years the old couple were both unwell." "The house was in a terrible state even then." "Mr. Ibbetson was always saying that they'd have to sell something." "And Miss Claire?" "How old is she?" "About twenty-seven." "What can you tell me about her?" "Nothing really." "I never had much to do with her." "I don't really know her at all." "And yet you've been in the service of the Ibbetsons for about ten years." "Well, eleven years, to be exact." "But as I was saying I didn't have much to do with her." "I've talked to her a thousand times, at all hours, but..." "But?" " To tell you the truth, I've never seen her." " How could that be?" "It's the truth." "Not once." "Why?" "Because Miss Claire suffers from a very strange illness." " Hello?" " Good evening." "It's Oldman here." "I was expecting you to call." "Believe me, I have no wish to quarrel and I'm sorry if I was rude today." " Doesn't matter." " But If on the one hand I confirm I am available..." "At the same time I cannot permit this joke in poor taste to continue any longer." "I wished to tell you to cease all involvement in my affairs." "I apologise for the trouble I've caused you." "Let me have your bill for expences." "Goodnight." "Lot 93." "Veliante. "Portrait of a lady"." "First half of the 16th century." "Inspired by the "Portrait of a young girl" by Petrus Christus." "Oil on wood, 30 x 40." "I have an opening bid of twenty thousand pounds." " Twenty-two thousand." " Twenty-two thousand." "Twenty-four thousand." "Twenty-six thousand on the telephone!" "Twenty-eight thousand in the room!" "Thirty thousand!" "Thirty five thousand!" "Thank you, sir." "Forty thousand on the telephone!" "Forty five thousand in the room!" "Fifty thousand!" "Fifty five thousand!" "Sixty thousand!" "Sixty five thousand on the telephone!" "Seventy thousand!" "At seventy thousand!" "Any advance on seventy thousand?" "Seventy-five thousand!" "Eighty thousand on the telephone!" "Any more?" "All done at eighty thousand pounds?" "All done at eighty thousand?" "Ninety thousand pounds!" "Anymore?" "Sold!" "Thank you, sir." "I offered ninety thousand pounds too!" "Mr. Oldman should have been aware of that!" "I don't believe so." "Mr. Whistler made the bid of ninety thousand pounds." " He was the only one." " They bid simultaneously." "She got her bid in first, I saw it!" "What should we do, Mr. Oldman?" "I am the biggest collector of Veliante forgeries and I'll sue you!" "You were too slow, Billy!" "You didn't get in with your bid in time!" "You were too late!" "Too late!" "You didn't keep up with me, for Christ's sake!" "The old trout was behind me." "If I'd seen her, I'd have made another bid." "You're losing it!" "You're losing it!" "Maybe I'm not up to it like I used to be, but it's not the first time we've messed up." "It's the way things go." "You never went into a rage like this before." "That wasn't a Veliante forgery. it was the genuine article by Petrus Christus." "It'll be worth eight million pounds." "Oh... oh, woe be me!" "I'm sorry, honestly." "But even when we lost Van Gogh's "Lady with the fan"... you didn't take it this hard." "What's going on Virgil?" "642." "729." "918." "1011." "1119." "1320." "1404." "What will you have?" "Tea, thank you." "8109." "8725." "Sorry, darling... 8625." "8725." "8725." "Take a closer look, you moron." "Shit, you're right!" "8725." " Well done, girl!" " Sir?" "Bye-bye!" "I gave them a thorough clean with this special fluid... and I've studied them millimetre by millimetre." "And look what's come up." "Vaucanson..." "I can't believe it!" "Jacques Vaucanson, 18th century constructor of automata." "When I was a student, I did my thesis on him." "That's incredible!" "It seems one of his most famous androids even managed to talk." "Exactly." "People would pay money to ask it questions." "The android would move its head, bow and give its reply." "I bet someone was hiding inside." "A dwarf, maybe." "Just like Edgar Allan Poe suspected in the case of Maelzel's chess player." "More than likely." "But the mystery that nobody was ever able to explain... was how Vaucanson's automaton always got it right." "Of course, there was some trickery in making the automaton talk." "But everything it said was true." "You bring me all the pieces... and I'll put them back together exactly as Vaucanson had them." "I don't doubt it, but I fear I've lost the chance of getting the missing pieces." "They must be in the same place that you found these." "All I need is 80% of the elements." "I can work out the rest and rebuild it myself." "It's not that easy." "I'm sorry, Mr. Oldman." "It's my girlfriend." "Hey, Sarah, so this is Mr. Virgil Oldman." "Pleased to meet you, Sarah." "It's a pleasure." "Robert has told me so much about you." "I thought young people had more exciting things to talk about." "Why don't you come and grab a bite with us?" "That's very kind." "Another time." "Thank you." "All right, we won't insist, but that's a promise." "Bye." "Goodbye." "Cancel the trip to New York and tell the Alphersons to meet us here." " It was us who called the meeting." " So we've changed our minds." "Is that a problem?" "All right Mr. Oldman." "Claire Ibbetson's been on the phone." "What does she want now?" "She asked to meet you at 2:30." "Meet her where?" "At the Ibbetson villa." "Where else?" "I'm extremely grateful to you for accepting the invitation, Mr. Oldman." "How did you know it was me?" "Fred has a limp, you don't." "Ah..." "To be honest, I didn't expect you'd want to speak to me." "I know you can't stand my excuses." "If I were you, I wouldn't either." "In fact, your beh..." "how should I put it?" "Speak frankly." "Don't worry." "I won't deny that your whimsical little ways are getting a bit tiresome." "Oh, I hope not too tiresome." "But I wanted to say sorry for... for my behaviour." "Typical of a silly, superficial woman, as you put it." "Why do you systematically avoid meeting me?" "Nothing personal, believe me." "Of course, I wouldn't assume you'd want to do business with... a person who arouses such aversion in you that you can't even look at him in the face." "It's not easy to explain to you because I know you won't believe me anyway." "If I didn't believe you, I wouldn't be here playing hide and seek." "I didn't meed many people..." "I see nothing serious in that." "Everyone has moments when they prefer solitude to the multitudes." "I haven't left the house since I was fifteen." "I don't think I understand." "You understand perfectly." "This is my room." "If there's somebody wondering around the house or in the villa, I lock myself up in here." "I've always done that, even when my parents were here." "I hardly ever them, I don't see anybody." "But why?" "Why do you go around with your hands covered by gloves?" "It's a simple question of hygiene." "I don't see the connection." "You're afraid of touching others." "It disgusts you to put your hand near their possessions." "I'm afraid of going to places where other people live." "These seem to me very similar personal choices." "You'd like me to believe that for twelve years you haven't walked along a street?" "I see you know my age." "Wanting to be a hermit and employing a caretaker in the house doesn't add up." "I walk about quite a bit, If that's what you want to know." "Inside the villa, when there's nobody here, which is often now." "But I never go out." "The very idea paralyses me." "I hope you understand me now... and that within the limits of your profession, you'll help me." "You have my word, Miss Ibbetson." "As to any agreement between us..." "I leave it to you to set your fee." "I trust you blindly." "Leave the contract on the table." "You'll find it signed next time." "Now please, I'm... very tired." "Apart from your fondness for my gloves... what made you decide to call me again?" "I haven't been particularly kind to you." "I was taken by the way you were looking at my house yesterday... from the bar opposite." "You found the missing pieces!" "In the meantime you'll have to make do with just this one." "How much would the automaton be worth if we could put it together and make it work?" "Think of a really, really high figure." "Do you have one in mind?" "Well, yes." "You've probably made the mistake of pitching it too low." "You're very good at talking without actually saying anything." "I'll take that as a compliment." "And should things go the way I trust they will, you'll be very handsomely rewarded." "I didn't mean to talk about money." "It's a real privilege for me." "But where did you unearth these rarities?" "There are very precise rules in the world of antiques... it's forbidden to reveal one's sources." "There's a few more gears, but bigger, in that corner." "Gather them together." "I'll take care of the cataloguing myself." "Of course." "Candlesticks." " Which period?" " 17th century." "A pair." "Mr. Oldman?" "Mr. Oldman?" "Yes?" "What have you decided about the furniture in this wing?" "We're only at the stage of drawing up the inventory." "After that you can tell me what to leave out." "Thank you." "Listen, Miss Ibbetson..." "I can't help thinking about your situation." "Sorry to intrude on your thoughts." "That's not the point." "I've been wondering how you can live like this." "I'm quite organized and totally self-sufficient." "I don't need any help, but I appreciate your concern." "You're welcome." " See you soon then." " Have a good day!" "Mr Oldman?" "The contract..." "I read it and it seems fine to me." "I initialed every page and signed the last." "That's right isn't it?" "Perfect." "But I see your personal details are missing." "Take them from my passport." "But it expired quite some time ago." " Personal details never expire." " That's true enough, I suppose..." "I was just a girl then, but it'll do for your purpose." "I wanted to mention that in certain critical cases... my advice is to proceed directly to restoration." "You know best." "It will take as little longer, but we can widen the scope of the valuation." "I understand." "You dye your hair." "I never noticed." "I'm disgusted by people who don't trust the colour of their own hair!" "I trust even less people who have such a high opinion of themselves... that they won't even poke their nose outside the door." "Ah, sir, there'll be no more caretaker service as from Monday." "I'll just come to bring Miss Ibbetson her shopping." "The matter is of little interest to me." "These are the keys to the house." "Why give them to me?" "It's what Miss Ibbetson wanted." "In case you needed access for further inspections." "When you come in, slam the door." "Otherwise she'll get scared and panic." "I'm going off my head... trying to work out the alignment of these devices." "I'm just trying to... figure out which one fits into which." "That can't be easy." "Yeah, but not impossible." "Now, gear boxes are like people." "If they've been together long enough, eventually they take on each other's forms." "So you believe time can make any kind of cohabitation possible." "Oh, yeah, well, absolutely." "You've reminded me of a friend who met a much younger girl." "She was agoraphobic." " Fear of open spaces and distances?" " Exactly." "She lived for years locked up in an apartment, on her own." "Recently she gave him the keys to her house... and ever since he's been in a state of permanent anxiety." "Yeah, well, what did I tell you?" "Now he's gonna be constantly worried about her." "He's gonna be thinking what does she need?" "Shampoo, medicine, tights, yoghurt..." "Now it's beautiful, isn't it?" " I'm not so sure." " Well, you tell... your friend to stay calm." "'Cause time is already working on their gear boxes." "And there you are, Mr. Oldman." "Are you angry with me?" "Why should I be?" "What I said about your hair." "Not at all." "I was just calling to ask if you wish the sale of the furniture to be identified... by your family name, or do you prefer anonymity?" "Anonymity, anonymity." "Good." "This time I did see you." " Oh?" " On TV." "I don't generally give interviews, but I was forced to." "You're more intriguing this way." "You'll be a great success with the ladies." "So we go to lot 132." "Gustave Red." ""Portrait of a Woman with a Hat"." "1956, oil on canvas, 80 by 100 centimetres." "This one goes to the best offer." "Ten thousand pounds." "Fred!" "Any news from Miss Ibbetson?" "She hasn't answered the phone in days." "It's been a while since I heard from her too." "I've been in bed all week with pneumonia." "Who's been bringing her things to eat?" "Miss Ibbetson?" "Miss Ibbetson?" "Miss Ibbetson... answer me!" "Claire!" "Claire, are you all right?" " Please, no!" "Get out!" " It's me, Mr. Oldman!" " Go away!" " Listen to me, it's Mr. Oldman!" " Get out!" " No one else is here." "Calm down." "Claire, what's wrong?" "Tell me what happened." "I wasn't well..." "I..." "I didn't know who to call." "Nobody answered..." "Then I fell..." "I fell and I hit my head..." "Claire, open the door!" "You need to see a doctor!" "Please, no!" "Please, no!" "Can you fix a broken auctioneer as well?" "I wouldn't know where to begin." "It's good to see you again, Mr. Oldman." "Something wrong?" "You seem more preoccupied than usual." "Too many woodworms and spider webs and too few masterpieces." "Can we put it that way?" " So how's our toy coming along?" " Ah!" "Well, I've managed to put some sections back together." "But I mean, there are still..." "still just too many pieces missing." "The entire exterior." "We still can't establish what kind of character he is." "Like that friend of mine and his girl in the tower." "Yeah, well, maybe." "But we've never seen our android." "We're still..." " groping around in the dark." " So is he." "He speaks to her, but through a closed door." "A closed door?" "Yes." "If there's anybody moving about in the house, she barricades herself in her room." "He's never seen her face?" "Not only him, no one has." "It's a bit like when two young people meet on the Internet isn't it?" "First they get to know each other and then they reveal themselves." "But she won't reveal herself." "Maybe that's because he hasn't got a good strategy." "So it's more difficult for my friend to succeed in his enterprise... than for us to reconstruct the Vaucanson automaton?" "Depends on the number of rusty pieces you're able to bring me." "Well here's one more." "It's a mobile phone." "This is brand new." "I'm the one that's rusty, because I don't know how to use it." "Do you think you could you teach me before your girlfriend gets here?" "Hello?" "Good evening, It's Claire Ibbetson." "Am I disturbing you?" "Is it too late?" "No, not at all, Miss Ibbetson." "I told you, from now on you can call me any time you like." "I wanted to thank you for everything, really." "No need." "All that's important is that you're feeling better now." "Yes, it was just a small cut on the head." "I'm much better." "I wanted to tell you I looked over the inventory." "Oh, what do you think?" "You've done a great job, really you have." "But I'm troubled by so many doubts." "I'm not sure if it's a good idea to sell." "What would you advice?" "I couldn't say, I don't know what your plans are." "Why did you decide to sell in the first place?" "Out of necessity?" "In order to start life afresh, or some other reason?" "All of the above, I suppose." "I'd even sell the house." "It's too big for me now." "Sometimes I feel so though I were in a public square." "I'd like something smaller." "But the idea of having to leave here and go somewhere else fills me with dread." "How would I manage it?" "Wear blindfolds?" "Have myself carried out while asleep?" "I get into a state and end up putting everything off again and again." "You have all the time in the world to make up your mind, Miss Ibbetson." " You think?" " Well, until the catalogue is printed." "Don't torment yourself." "Think of yourself, your future." "That's the biggest torment of all." "When I think about it, I can't even work." "I didn't know you were working." "I write." "I write novels, stories, things like that." "I'd like to read them, I'll buy some." "Luckily for both you and me, you'll never manage too." "Why not?" "Because I write under a pseudonym." "And I loathe what I write." "Artists always loathe what they produce, Miss Ibbetson." "Yesterday you called me Claire." "I wasn't aware, I was in a state of alarm." "Sorry." "I'd like you to continue." ""I'd like you to continue"." "She said it to him just like that." "Well, what did he say?" "He was taken aback, but he went along with what she wanted." " What else could he do?" " Well..." "I'd have asked her to do the same, call me by my first name." "That's not his style." "Besides, I don't think my friend intends to court her." "Oh, well, then he'll never get her out of there." "Besides, I don't think my friend intends to court her." "Besides, I don't think my friend intends to court her." " Besides, I don't think..." " What a horrible voice." "I'd have thought he'd have desired to see her face." ""Desired" is probably not the right word." "Curious to see her, perhaps." "Yes, I could understand that." "But the chances... of it happening seem really remote.." "Well, there might be a way." "Just.." "Depends how brave your friend is." "The French bureau with the chiming clock?" " Yes." " The table inlaid with briar on elm?" " The one with the roll top?" " No, I'd like to keep that." "Well, that's it." "Next time we'll do the paintings." " Okay." " One last thing, Claire..." "You'll have to decide whether we do the photography here or in a studio." "Let's rent a studio, I don't want too many people around the house." "That's the best solution." "Well, I'm off now." "Anything you need?" "No, thank you, Mr. Oldman." "Oh, when do we next see each other?" "You mean, when do you see me, since I am not given that privilege." "Forgive me." "But soon." " Have a good day." " You too." "Hello?" "I can't believe it." "I couldn't sleep at night, Virgil." "I had to do something to make you forgive me, so..." "But how did you get it?" "I heard that Mrs. Derain had fallen on hard times... so I persuaded her to sell it to me for... 250,000 pounds." "Hmm... not exactly cheap." "I thought it was a reasonable price." "You were talking about eight million." "This way everyone gets a good deal." "How much do you want, Billy?" "I don't want a penny more than I gave the old girl." "Now you're really losing your grip." "I just want to get back to where we were... when I was your friend, your accomplice... your trusty procurer of women." "If you're doing all this to win back my trust, Billy, it's been a bad deal for you, because you never lost it in the first place." "Ah..." "Ha-ha-ha!" "This is great!" "This is great!" " You've found really important stuff!" " But the best bit... is this." "An ear!" " A big step forward, isn't it?" " I'd say!" "I'd say we're at a turning point!" "Now, look." "Huh?" "Excellent!" "The pieces are beginning to attract each other." "So... how did things go with your... your friend?" "How many seconds did it take you to realise I was talking about myself?" "Quite a few, to be honest." "Let me confess I didn't follow your advice." "There was something too contorted about it, to imprudent." "Yeah, okay, I see your point." "The mathematical set... of a six-day week." "The mathematical set... of a fifty-one minute hour." "What will you have, sir?" " Thought of anything else?" " Tea, please." "The length of a point." " The direction of a circle." " Your tea's ready, sir." "The edge of a circumference." "The centre of space." "The are of a segment." "Amazing!" "Well done." "The vertical position of a sphere." "I've brought you the valuations of the furniture and paintings." "Cast your eye over them carefully, because you'll have to authorise them." "I don't know a thing about this." "I know, you'll have to trust me." "I notice you've been spending time in the cellars recently." "Is that why you had the locks changed?" "I have them changed every six months." "And I take care to double check, compare and correct, especially when dealing with discarded odds and ends in cellars." "It's how I work." "If it upsets you, speak now." "You'll find the new keys on the table." "Please, take them." "Thank you for your trust." "Were you offended at being locked out?" "No, but I was worried." "You're right, I should have told you." "I'm sorry." "Claire, you're ruining your life for reasons which are beyond me." "This illness of yours is so absurd, it almost seems unreal." "Even my mother thought I was faking it the first time." "We were abroad." "I was so afraid of walking at the foot of the Eiffel Tower that it paralysed me." "I started screaming and fell to the ground." "I was just a little girl, but it kept on happening more and more often... and she had to believe me." "Has there ever been an open space where you weren't overcome by anxiety?" "Only one, during school trip to Prague." "I was fourteen." "The square with the astronomical clock, I must have walked across it a hundred times." "It was beautiful." "I remember a restaurant with very strange décor." "If there's one place in the world that I'm nostalgic for it's that restaurant." "I was really happy there." "It was called "Night and Day"." "You've never been back?" "Never." "Why not go now?" "I'd be happy to take you." "You don't seem too pleased, but we're... we're almost there." "Our automaton is about to emerge from the shadows." "No, I'm delighted." "You're a force of nature." "It's just that... this is one of those evenings when one feels like this contraption here incomplete." "Well, why did you never marry?" "Never have kids?" "The regard I have for women is equal to the fear I've always had of them." "And to my failure to understand them." "Well, if that's the rule, then Miss Ibbetson gives every impression... of being the exception." "I'm afraid so." "So you've really never set eyes on her?" "Just once." "Well, what's she like?" "I suppose feeling a certain interest in a person... necessarily engenders a conviction that she's beautiful." "Up to a point." "It's her birthday in two days." "I'd like to get her something useful." "Yeah, I don't think "useful" is probably you're best approach." "You don't?" "No, the first time it's better to get her something more... traditional." " Morning, sir." " Morning." "Hello, sir." "Mr. Oldman, look what I found in the cellar." "I saw you were interested in this old junk." "Oh, the supports for the big Murano chandelier." "My colleagues couldn't find them." "If you give me your keys, I'll put them in your car." "Well, that's very kind." "Wait!" "Thanks." "Morning, Mr. Oldman." "I took the liberty of remembering it's your birthday." "Happy birthday, Claire." "I read the valuation documents." " Did you understand some of it?" " Of course!" "Ridiculous sums of money." "Even a backward child would realise she's been cheated." "I did warn you, those figures require interpretation." "Those are the starting bids, there'll be higher bids after that." "And suppose there aren't?" "Unlikely, but in that case, we'll even things out... by raising the margins we take on the more important pieces." "A gamble!" "Where I'm the only one that can lose!" "You're trying to cheat me, Mr. Oldman!" "It's all to your advantage, you're a fucking thief!" "I am willing to resign the commission forthwith." "I'll have them replace all your mediocre bric-a-brac immediately." "And do me the favour of disappearing completely from the face of the earth." "1984, sir." "Hello?" "I behaved so badly." "I feel so stupid." "Constantly having to offer justifications." "I've never been giver flowers before." "I don't know what possessed me." "There's no need for this display of anguish." "I'm not angry with you." "My birthdays have always been so horrible... and you... ever since you came along, you've turned my life upside down." "The other day I went downstairs..." "I opened the main door and looked out onto the garden." "Did you go out?" "No." "I was afraid." "I felt terrible but I'd never even got that far before." "Do you want me to come over?" "I already know it's pointless." "There are new treatments nowadays, they might help you." "I..." "I'd rather talk to you than to some shrink." "Should I take that as a compliment?" "Yes." "I see you've brought up the portrait of the dancer." "It's one of the things I want to keep." "No great value." "It's a portrait of my mother." "She was about my age when she had it done." "Do you look like her?" "She was prettier." "I can assure you." "Regrettably, I cannot judge." "All right, Claire." "I'll go." "Don't hesitate to call if you need anything at all." "Thank you, Mr. Oldman." "See you soon." "I hope." "Hello?" "Ah, it's you director." "No, I would have called you." "It's just that... cleaning out the furniture is more complicated than I expected." "Yes, Oldman is dealing with it." "What's he like?" "Hmm, not so old as you might think." "He dresses in an odd way, but he's still a good looking man." "And I know I can trust him." "Why, are you jealous?" "In love?" "No, I don't think so." "He's too put off by my illness, like everybody else." "Oh, no, it's nothing." "I..." "I hurt my foot." "Can we talk later?" "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "No, get out!" "No, please, get out!" "Go away!" "Please, leave me alone!" "Please!" "Get out!" "Get out!" " Hello?" " Please, help me, please..." "Calm down, Claire." "What's happened?" "You have to help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" " I'll be there as soon as I can." " Please..." "Virgil!" "Claire!" " It's me!" "I'm here!" "What's happened?" " Virgil!" "There's somebody in the house!" "Please, get them out!" "Calm down Claire, there's nobody here." " There's somebody in the house!" " Calm down, Claire!" "It was me before." "It was me!" "It was me..." "I hid in the room so I could see you." "You were spying on me?" "Get out!" "I want nothing more to do with you!" "Get out!" "Please, Virgil, don't go." "Believe me, I don't normally behave like this..." "Neither do I." "So I'm bound to make some mistakes." "But nothing in the world would make me want to hurt you." "It's just that I can't help myself." "I need to see you." "You should have seen her." "Pale like a Durer etching." "She had the look of some creature terrified of the universe." "And I could read my own terror in her eyes." "Every man on earth would like to be as terrified as you at this moment." " You've worked a miracle." " Yeah, well, it's... too soon to tell." "And you be careful." "All right?" "This is when mistakes occur." "When you think you've made it with a woman, that is when you lose your grip on strategy." "And what strategy would that be?" "Never stop surprising." "Do things that they couldn't have foreseen.." "Take gamble, run a risk." "You're asking me to behave in a way that just isn't me." "That's precisely why you have to do it." "As long as you're playing according to her rules then... you're always gonna make her feel like..." "like a patient." "She needs to be treated like a woman." "What do you think?" "Do you like it?" "I don't know..." "What do you think?" "It looks marvellous on you, Claire." "Perhaps the smaller size?" "Yes..." "I think so too." "It's been a long time since I got a present like this." " Long overdue, don't you think?" " Ah!" "I don't know, I..." "I'm a little, you know, taken aback." "I'm sorry, I can't..." "What?" "Oh, certainly." "I'm sorry, I... didn't understand." "I don't honestly know if I deserve all this." "Let me be the judge of that." "If we don't set a date for the auction in Stockholm, they'll shoot themselves." "It's too far." "Let them shoot themselves." "Then we have to schedule the meeting with the director of the Hermitage... and the auctions in San Francisco and Madrid." "Ditto, too far away." "We can't abandon them like this at the last minute." "There are auctioneers galore in the world." "They'll get somebody else and it will cost them less." "As you wish, Mr. Oldman." "Lambert..." "Are you married?" "Yes... nearly thirty years." "What's it like, living with a woman?" "Like taking part in an auction sale." "You never know if yours will be the best offer." " This one." " Very well, sir." "What do you think?" "Have I made myself pretty?" "Beautiful, you've done very well." " You're a liar." " Claire..." "I haven't done this for centuries." "I've forgotten how to do it!" " I look like a monster!" " Trust me..." "You need some practice and you'll be wonderful." "And you'll take me to one of your auctions and to galas full of elegant people." "To the most refined restaurants in the world!" "That's the reason for your presents." "Isn't it, Virgil?" "To help me recover little by little, and then take me out." "Isn't that right?" "Claire, don't be like this, let's talk." "Yeah, maybe we did get the last moves wrong, I was..." "I was a bit rash." "Oh, don't blame yourself." "It's her... who always manages to pull everything apart." "Robert..." " My aunt's gone missing again!" " Oh, you're kidding." "Beg your pardon." "We found her in the Central Park." "I'm so sorry, Terry, it was no good trying to reset this thing." "It was much more easy just to make a new one." "This one has a wider range." "Now she can wonder off and you won't lose touch with her." "Just make sure you re-programme the PC, OK?" "I can manage that." "You are an angel." " Thanks, darling." " All right, no worries." " I'll see you tomorrow night, yeah?" " Yes." "Bye." "You need an idea that'll excite her but at the same time reassure her." "Any idea you like, she'll still see through it as some deceitful therapy." "You should invite her to dinner." "Oh, yes, to the Noma in Copenhagen!" "Then at the romantic climax of the evening, by candle light." "You tell her she's far more beautiful than her mother." "Yes, and after dinner you'll come and have coffee with us." "If you want to invite me, why not?" "Joking apart, I'd be glad if you did see her... hear her talk." "I'm sure you'd understand far more than I." "Well, who said anything about joking?" "129,403." " Oh, wow!" " Your champagne." " See if you can calculate this!" " Thank you." "Thank you, sir." "Who-hoo!" "That is unbelievable!" "You're radiant, Claire." "You did all this?" "I can turn my hand to interior decorating." "You've done a wonderful job, Virgil." "Thank you." "I can't tell you how long I've been wanting to spend time alone with you, somewhere quiet, far from the madding crowd." "To your serenity, Claire." "To your irony, Virgil." "And now I feel I can finally tell you." "Wha?" "You are more beautiful than the dancer." "Dinner is served." "Please be seated." "Thank you." "But I warn you, as a waiter I'm not of the highest class." "I offer no guarantees." "I'll take the risk." "Somewhat foolhardy of you." "Why?" "Because if the service were not to be to your liking... next time I'd be obliged to book at the finest restaurant in town." "Let's not ruin this evening, Virgil." "Please." "Let's not talk about me." "All right." "Instead I'd like you to tell me about you, about your past." "You see, Claire, there's nothing very original about my life." "A child loses his parents, a horrible orphanage, that sort of thing." "The only point of interest is that the nuns would punish... the boy by forcing him to work with a restorer... who had a workshop in the institution." "Oh, that's beautiful." "And since he loved to observe this craftsman... the little boy started to get up to all sorts of mischief... to ensure he would punished as frequently as possible." "And so he became acquainted with works of art... and various techniques of paintings, how to tell a forgery from the an original, etc., etc." "You know, in an old... article of yours I found on the internet... you said, "There is always something authentic concealed in every forgery."" "What did you mean by that?" "That in simulating another person's work the forger... cannot resist the temptation to put in something of himself." "Often it's just a trifle, a detail of no interest." "One... unsuspected brush stroke by which the forger inevitably... ends up betraying himself... and revealing his own, utterly authentic sensibilities." "I really love the way you talk." "You couldn't have been more convincing." "Huh!" "A born seducer." "So you'd give me a pass?" "Oh, yeah, A+... with distinction!" "Sorry, you've been a bit neglected lately." "You haven't said anything about Claire." "If I didn't know about her problems, I'd say she was a normal woman." "And she is much more beautiful than you described." "No, really, I..." "I liked her." "So you're going to make me jealous?" "If you want my advice, Virgil... you pray that girl never gets better." "Mr. Oldman, do you want lots 87 and 88 done separately?" "No, together, always together." "That's important." "How can I help you?" "It's about Robert." "What's going on?" "Don't be afraid to tell me." "We're not getting on so well, that's the problem." "All those girls hovering around him..." "I guess I'm just..." "I'm afraid of losing him." "Is there anything I can do?" "Do you want me to talk to him?" "For a while now he's been talking about someone called Claire." "Claire?" "I don't understand." "With him... everybody's got to be on their guard, all the time." "And that... goes for you, too." "I feel so stupid." "Promise me you won't say a word to him." "I promise." "Have you been waiting there long?" "Not far!" "If you'd phoned, I wouldn't have kept you waiting." "I prefer to speak to you in person." "Is there something wrong?" "One of my assistants will come by today." "Kindly hand over the Vaucanson as it is." "All right." "Whatever you want." "Tell him how much you're owed." "He'll pay you on the spot." "I'm at least due an explanation, aren't I?" "You're not the trustworthy, discreet man I thought you were." "It's weird seeing them all so perfect and polished up." "It's as if they weren't mine." "I believe nothing is missing." "There is something missing." "How could you have lived the best years of your life in here, my darling?" "I don't know, I don't know." "But it was just the right thing." "Was?" "It still is." "It always will be." "Always..." "You have to get out of here, and you have to do it by yourself." "I don't have the courage." "It's a spider's web that I'll never know how to break free of." "It's an old collection my father was very fond of." "I never did understand what it was." "Hello?" "Ah, good morning, director." "Yes, I'm nearly finished." "But I would like to rewrite the last chapter." "A more upbeat ending." "If that's all you want." "Yes..." "Talk to you soon." "Thanks." "I wouldn't rule out them being part of something of some value, but... exactly what, I wouldn't be able to say." "I often wonder if..." "What?" "If you're more interested in my furniture and paintings than in me." "How could you say that?" "I shouldn't have let you in here, I shouldn't have." "I've found the missing pieces." "How do you feel about finishing the job?" "Well, it's... it's your problem..." "Sarah came to see me a few days ago." "She seemed very upset about your relationship." "And you're here to advise me now?" "I wouldn't dare." "When it comes to women, you're the expert." "All right." "We can pick up where we left off, if you like." "But on two conditions, and the first is you just stop involving me in your private life." "And the second?" "Is that you take this back." "I didn't get excited about your Vaucanson for the money." "I brought it back." "It's in the car." "And the new pieces too?" "You'll have to be patient a bit longer for those." "They're tied up with my private life." "No, I don't know and I..." "I don't wanna know." "But if you were forced to choose between Claire and the automaton, today... which would you take?" "This one." "An excellent choice, Mr. Oldman." "If it's not the right size, please inform the lady... to pass by whenever she wishes." "Thank you, I'll let her know." "Claire?" "It's me." "Claire!" "I've brought lunch." "Claire!" "Claire?" "Answer me!" "Claire!" "Claire?" "!" "Claire!" "Are you down here?" "Claire!" "Excuse me, have any of you seen a woman going out the villa across the road?" "No, I can't say I have." "Has anybody seen someone coming out of the villa?" "A young woman, medium height, light hair..." " ...a bit pale." " I think I saw her." " Yes?" " I didn't see her go out... but she was walking away from the gate." " When?" " This morning." "I was having breakfast." "What else can you tell me?" "Don't know." "She seemed a bit weird." "Weird?" "Which way did she go?" "That way." "Towards the park." "231." "Idiot!" "Hello?" " Hello?" "Virgil?" " She's gone." " Who?" " Claire." "She's disappeared." " You 're kidding!" " I've looked everywhere." " They saw her leave this morning." " Do you want me to come over?" "Please." " Has this happened before?" " I'm telling you..." "She never even appeared at the windows, just behind the shutters." "Did she have friends, people she could've gone to?" "She'd always sit at the computer, communicating with somebody... but under different names." "If she's gone out, she can't have gone far." "Yeah, well, let's hope so." "I've been around three times." " Hello?" " Mr. Oldman..." "Mr. Lambert." "Has Miss Ibbetson phoned?" " No." " If she does, call me immediately." "I will." "Mr. Oldman..." "I wouldn't like to think you'd forgotten." "Forgotten what?" " What's happened?" " It's over an hour!" "There he is!" "Lot number 1." "Late Baroque, Venetian, mid-18th century mirror." "Inlaid wood with gold leaf... carved with rocaille adornments, floral motifs and festoons." "Upper frame richly..." "Inlaid wood with gold leaf, carved with rocaille adornments... floral motifs and festoons." "Upper frame richly engraved with whorls." "Can we say a hundred and thirty thousand Euros?" "Hundred and forty thousand Euros!" "Hundred and fifty thousand, gentleman on my left!" "One hundred and sixty thousand, lady at the back!" "One hundred and seventy thousand!" "One hundred and eighty thousand on the telephone!" "Two hundred thousand, gentleman on my left in the room." "Two hundred and twenty thousand!" "Two hundred and fifty thousand on the teleph..." "Still nothing, Mr. Oldman." "I'll keep looking here." " Robert's looking further afield." " All right." " I'll..." "I'll call you later." " All right." "He's gone crazy..." "Two hundred and eighty thousand." "Three hundred and ten thousand Euros!" "Any more?" "Sold!" "Virgil?" "I'm doing the rounds of the hospitals," " but there's nothing yet." " Just keep looking." " We'll find her." "I'll keep in touch." " Thanks, Robert." "Lot number 2." "An extraordinary 17th century Fassendenschrank wardrobe... in walnut, maple, oak and ash." "The carved frame surmounts an inlaid stripe... and two doors engraved with architectural motives... surrounded by carvings of fruit and masks." "Three spiralled, tapered columns flank the doors." "The lower body has two drawers and bun feet." "Well there's nothing for it but to call the police." "It'll be all over the papers." "They'll drag me into it." "Let's just wait a bit longer." "What do you hope's gonna happen?" "That she'll come back." "Or turn up." "Or that they'll find out where she is." "Someone with her problems doesn't just disappear into thin air." "Well, that depends." "It doesn't matter how deeply rooted it is, sometimes a phobia can just disappear." "So why did she run away?" "Maybe something happened between you two... that drove her to take that kind of decision." "You know perfectly well that's impossible." "You're the only person who knows everything that happened between us." "Excuse me a minute." " Hello?" " I'm sorry, Mr. Oldman." "I've called all the publishers in existence, but not one of them knows who she is." "They all said that often even they don't know the identity of authors... who use pseudonyms." "I'd never have guessed that you... would have ended up in a mess like this." "I don't even know how I can help you." "All you had to do was listen." "Considering the lady's illness, it seems highly unrealistic... that she's just run away." "I'd say..." "I don't know she'd been abducted, something like that?" "That's not likely." "I don't think she had any enemies." "It could be somebody became besotted with her and carried her off by force." "But who?" "I've had my doubts about Robert." "That young guy?" "The way you describe him, he doesn't seem the type." "From the literary point of view, he fits the bill." "The young knight rescuing the damsel from the clutches of the old man... incapable of love." "Literature, exactly." "Don't go overboard, Virgil." "She could have had her own reasons for... disappearing." "I can't imagine what reasons." "Recently she's been experiencing... emotions and feelings that are incompatible with flight." "I wouldn't be so sure, if I were you." "Human emotions are like works of art." "They can be forged." "They seem just like the original, but they're a forgery." "Forgery?" "Everything can be faked, Virgil." "Joy, pain, hate, illness, recovery... even love." " Hello?" " Listen, Virgil..." "There's something that hadn't occurred to us." "Are you sure there are no other secret rooms in the villa?" "I don't remember there being other doors like the one to Miss Ibbetson's room." "Claire!" "The only place we haven't looked at is the attic." "If you want..." "Did you know that Miss Claire was a writer?" "I heard her parents talk about it." "She used a pseudonym for her books." "I never knew that." "Tell you the truth, I've never seen the books." "I don't think she ever wanted them around the house." "Claire?" "We're just wasting time." "There are no other secret rooms." " We should..." " Quiet!" "You've come back." "You..." "You've come back." "You..." "Claire!" "Claire, I can feel you're there, answer me." "You... you've come back." "You... you've come back." "Of course I have." "Were you afraid I wouldn't?" "I thought you'd abandoned me." "Like last time." "Last time?" "When we got back from Prague..." "Claire..." "I will never abandon you." "I'd been happy in Prague, in that... very odd restaurant." "I was there with my one and only boyfriend." "He was older than me." "When we got back from that excursion, one afternoon, we were walking in the city centre." "A car crashed into us." "When I came to... he wasn't there anymore." "I went back home... and I never went out again." "I've never slept with a Woman." "In fact, I didn't close my eyes." "I spent the whole night just looking at her." "It was wonderful." "Well, welcome to the grown-up club." "You succeeded in making her fall in love." "I had a good teacher." "I've finally understood where the dwarf hid." "There must have been a sunken pedestal here." "He'd crouch in here and his voice would reverberate inside the body." "It must have made a deep impression." "Do you think it's possible that love can be faked?" "Well, in keeping with what you say about art forgeries," "I'd have to say it can't be completely faked." "If one could say love is a work of art." "It would be amazing if it were, wouldn't it?" "It could be sold at an auction." "The highest bidder could relive the greatest love stories in history." "I hope I haven't destroyed your love story with Sarah." "No problem, no problem." "A new valve, two hinges, one fuse..." "It'll be good as new." "Like on the first day." "What do you think you're gonna do now?" "I want to coax her out." "I wouldn't push too hard if I were you." "Now, she's too fragile." "You'll see, when you least expect it, things will fall into place quite naturally." "No!" "Stop!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Virgil?" "Virgil, is that you?" "Virgil!" "Virgil!" "Virgil?" "Help!" "Help!" " Hold it up!" " It is up." "Why do you say you don't love it?" "I've never felt it to be a real home, more like a hotel." "You come home late, sleep if you can." "Next morning you're off somewhere else." "Let's go back inside." "Seems to have been planned to welcome a lot of people." "Yes, but the plan was never realised." "Except for the inaugural reception." "I was so distrustful of other people... that I kept them away from the perimeter of my personal hotel." "I was a fool." "I still get upset when I see the housekeeper and maids walking about." "After dinner I send them home." "I wasn't wrong when I said we were very similar." "Yes, you were right." "And thanks to you I understood." " Where are you taking me?" " You'll soon find out." "Close your eyes." "I'll tell you when you can open them." "Don't be afraid, I'll lead the way." "I never liked games where you had to close your eyes." "Mind the step." "Gently, please." "We're almost there." "Stop now." "Open your eyes." "I don't believe it." "It's overwhelming!" "I've been collecting them all my life." "So I'm not the first." "You have had other women." "Yes..." "I've loved them all and they loved me back." "They taught me to wait for you." "And now that you're here, we'd like you to come and live with us... and make this beautiful hotel your home." "Oh, Virgil..." "If anything should ever happen to us," "I want you to know that I do love you." "I love you too." "The catalogue for the sale of the paintings and furniture of Ibbetson villa is ready." " Congratulations, Virgil!" " It's about time!" "It's a lovely volume." "I wonder who's gonna buy this wonderful stuff." "Oh, sorry..." "I can't conceal my anxiety to know what you think about it." "Don't you like it?" "No, it's just that..." "Ever since I decided to come and live with you," "I've been thinking I..." "I don't want to sell any more." "I'd like to leave everything the way it was." "I understand." "Are you sure?" "Believe me, if I were you, I'd do the same thing." "Tomorrow everything will be back in its place." "All right, Virgil!" "To the most tortured and most fortunate catalogue of my career!" " Well, that's saying something!" " Hear!" "Hear!" "Cheers!" "And since you've become my family..." "I too have an important announcement to make." "Next week I have an auction in London." "It will be the finest of my career." "And the very last!" "They say he's been seen recently in female company." " No..." " Who, Virgil?" "Yes!" "So it's finally come home to him that the worst sexual perversion is chastity." "How do you feel now you're onstage for the last time?" "I've never felt better." "There's anticipation in the air, all my colleagues have come to see me off." "Ah, that's nice of them." "The reason for all this affection is they know they won't have to put up with me anymore." "Anyhow, I'm happy, Claire." "I just wish you were here." "Me too, but I'm not ready to travel yet." "I got dizzy in the car yesterday." "Don't let it get to you." "We have all the time in the world to travel." " We're ready, Mr. Oldman." " I'm coming." "Have you heard from our young friends?" "Constantly." "I'm never left on my own, if that's what you're worried about." "Good, give them my love." "I can hear you've got to go." "Yes." "But I can't wait to get back home." "Good luck, my darling." "Twelve million, one hundred thousand pounds!" "Any more?" "Twelve million, three hundred thousand pounds." "Any advance?" "Twelve million, five hundred on the telephone!" "Any more?" "All done at twelve million five hundred?" "Sold for twelve million, five hundred thousand pounds!" "Ladies and gentleman, I thank you." "Thank you very much." "I didn't think we'd get such a price." " Can I say hello to you in public?" " Oh, Billy!" "You were fantastic, my friend!" "I'm happy for you." "But I'm going to miss you." "You say that as though we're never going to meet again." "Of course we will, but I'm feeling nostalgic about all our exploits." " You'll get over it." " Virgil..." "To remind you of what a great artist I could have been if you'd believed in me..." "I've sent you one of my paintings." "I promise I won't burn it." "Claire?" "Claire!" "I'm back!" "Hello?" " Have you seen Miss Claire?" " No, Sir." "Claire?" "Where are you?" "Claire?" "Mr. Oldman, she must have gone out." "It was the same yesterday." "Sarah and Robert came for her and they..." " came back for lunch." " All right." ""There is always something authentic..."" ""concealed in every forgery."" ""I couldn't agree more."" ""That's why I'll miss you, Mr. Oldman."" ""There is always something authentic concealed in every forgery."" ""I couldn't agree more."" ""That's why I'll miss you, Mr. Oldman."" ""There is always something authentic concealed in every forgery."" ""I couldn't agree more."" ""That's why I'll miss you, Mr. Oldman."" ""There is always something authentic concealed in every forgery."" ""I couldn't agree more."" ""That's why I'll miss you, Mr. Oldman."" ""There is always something authentic concealed in every forgery."" ""I couldn't agree more."" ""That's why I'll miss you." "Mr. Oldman."" ""There is always something authentic concealed in every forgery..."" "Good morning, Mr. Oldman." "We have visitors today." "Isn't it nice?" "Look who's come to see you!" "How are you, Mr. Oldman?" "I've brought your mail." "Some newspapers and a few magazines." "A few days ago, they brought some pieces of furniture to the villa opposite." "Did you notice?" "I think so, but I don't see much from in here." "Ask her." "Claire, listen to what this gentleman wants to say." "Yes." "And the day after, other workmen came and took everything away again." "The day after... in eighteen months, three deliveries and three removals." "I was here a while ago." "Do you remember?" "Nine." "What do you mean?" "You've been here nine times." "Today marks ten." "I was wondering if you saw a woman leave the villa." "Medium height, light hair, a bit pale." "Yes." "That time was 231." "Are you sure?" "Then another six." "In a year and a half, I saw her go out... 237 times." "What did I say?" "She's a phenomenon." "She remembers everything." "It's not possible." "You were at the villa 63 times." "36 during the day and 27 at night." "Excluding the night of the accident." "144." "144?" "The telephone number for the ambulance." "The villa is free now." "If you're interested, I'll get you a good deal." "Who owns it?" "Me." "But I don't know what to do with it." "I often rent it out to cinema people." "Cinema people?" "For the past two years, it's been taken by the engineer... who does the lift that takes me up to my house." "He's really nice that boy!" "He can do anything." "There's nothing he can't fix." "And he's always kissing me." "Bringing me flowers." "You attention please." "Berlin, Prague..." "Come in, sir." "We furnished it exactly as you requested." "And tomorrow your trunks will be delivered." "And later I'll pass by with a copy of your contract." "If there's anything else, please don't hesitate to call." "Oh, Virgil!" "If anything should ever happen to us..." "I want you to know that I do love you." "Are you on your own, Sir?" "No..." "I'm waiting for someone."

"...the big fat morning show." "Now, you wanna play the brand new big fat game:" "big fat match game, call us now...." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Who was that?" "They hung up without saying." "They hung up without saying?" "What you care?" "You never use the damn phone in here no how." "What's up, baby?" "I need you to get them phone lines up out that house." "Out of the apartment?" "Why?" "I'm saying, what Chantay gonna say... about not havin' no line in her own place?" "All right." "Got you." "What's up, baby, you got a problem?" "Good." "I'm just sayin' though, man... it seem we just goin' past careful, man... with all of this, man." "Like we buggin' out or something." "You know, like we paranoid and shit." "Naw, I don't wanna use this phone." "We used this phone yesterday." "What you blowing out your mouth for, man?" "You act like...." "Ain't nobody out to get me, man." "I got no motherfuckin' enemies." "Naw, man." "We all right." "All right, this gonna be so easy... them Eastside chumps, they ain't nothing like Avon's people." "Watch, y'all gonna see." "All right, now y'all gonna be here, right?" "Hold up." "Yo, Boo!" "I'm gonna slide up through here." "Bailey, you gonna cover the alley." "Yo!" "Yo, Maurice short, man." "How short?" "Three." "Tell him to grow a couple of inches." "Where you gonna be at?" "That be the trap right there, homes." "You figure they roll through the alley for sure?" "Man, rats always run to holes in times of danger." "And you him, ain't you?" "Who?" "Danger." "Naw, man, I'm just a nigger with a plan, that all." "And a shotgun." "For sure." "Sorry I'm late." "Got myself lost down the other hallway." "That leads to the loading dock." "Yeah, and deep storage." "So, this is where they put you?" "Quite a message they're sending." "Yeah, and that message is...." "Out of sight, out of mind." "Spoken like a true troglodyte." "Whole lot of dead trees behind this nonsense." "The foundation of your case, Detective." "You lay it in right, you can build on it." "You lay it in wrong, everything on top falls." "We ready?" "Do you solemnly swear and affirm that the affidavit is true... and accurate to the best of your knowledge?" "I do." "I do." "Then by the power vested in me, I now declare you man and wife." "Did he swear already?" "The state's attorney?" "Yeah." "I see it." "Second copy is sealed for the court, and the police get the others." "How's this work?" "Same frequency as the one carried by D'Angelo Barksdale." "He gets a page, we get a page." "So, we up now?" "It's official." "You're up." "Then let the game begin." "Celebrities always seem much smaller when you meet them in person." "Yo!" "Yo!" "Check it out, here he come." "Somethin' ain't right, yo." "Watch out, man, he got that boom." "He's packing." "Here he come." "Yo, come on, Omar's coming, man!" "Oh, shit!" "Yeah... the cheese stands alone." "How you know?" "'Cause if you could, I'd have been had." "Yo, he saying you can't catch the bug... just by getting your dick sucked." "Dumb-ass, you gotta be in some pussy to get it, all right?" "Man, wear a coat if you want, don't nobody like suckin' on a rubber." "How would you know?" "Who you trying to fuck anyway?" "Arletta Mouzone." "Treenee's cousin." "Damn, man, in that case use a big-ass condom, all right?" "You need a trash bag." "Fuck that." "I wouldn't run up in that bitch with D'Angelo's dick...." "It's trifling'." "Easy to see why niggers come around here stealing our shit!" "Yo, you know what, nigger?" "What?" "Forget it." "142 isn't a working telephone exchange." "Six intercepts so far, and five aren't working numbers?" "Something wrong with the recorder?" "We're getting what you'd expect, seven digits of a telephone number... and a two-digit add-on to identify the caller, like here, 13." "McNulty, line one." "Yeah." "Did youjust get a 142 exchange?" "Yeah, that's what we got, too." "That's fucked up." "All right, later." "He's got the same numbers on the readout of the cloned pagers." "So it's not the recorder." "These mopes are using a code to cover their calls?" "That's pretty damn sophisticated." "What is?" "They've coded the telephone numbers in their pager messages." "How do you know?" "Every time the Barksdale kid's pager goes off... this machine gives us a message and time." "McNulty's carrying a cloned pager, but this is what we use in court." "Same with those pen registers." "Every time a pay phone in the low-rise court is used... we get the telephone number, the time and the duration of the call." "Incoming calls, too." "Spy shit." "Very cool." "You say they're using some kind of code?" "Yeah, they got to be." "These numbers don't make no fuckin' sense." "You rang?" "Omar's ride." "Bubbles spotted it." "Different tags, no stolen report, these come back right for the van... but Bubs makes it by the cargo rack on the roof." "Good scope." "You wanna take him?" "Can't hurt to try." "We pop Omar, get a gun, he might let us work him." "Anything coming through on the pager?" "Eight hits so far, most of them in some kind of code." "These ain't Baltimore exchanges, that's for sure." "Three weeks to get Daniels to agree, a week to write out the affidavit... and then this bullshit." "How complex a code can it be if these knuckleheads are using it?" "Then again, what does it say about us if we can't break it?" "You wanna run Bubs back downtown, I'll sit here and wait for you." "All right." "What'd I miss, girlfriend?" "Not a goddamn thing." "Yeah, boring, ain't we?" "How y'all do what you do every day and not wanna get high?" "That's what I be asking." "It's been a little hectic down here, right, cuz?" "String, man, I can't lie." "Them stick-up boys, they caught us dead up." "And the knockos, shit, I don't know what the fuck that was." "5-0." "Comin' up!" "5-0 comin' up, y'all." "Time-out." "C'mon, man, what is that?" "What?" "You gotta get your crew to understand that... it's the stick-up crews and the creepers... that give us the most trouble." "When they start thinking like that... you're not gonna have any more surprises, you feel me?" "'Cause you know, your uncle and me... we think you got a snitch up in the shop." "What?" "Someone who tips off the stick-up crew." "And you gotta be on that, right?" "You gotta be on that." "I'm gonna tell you what you do." "What day is it today, Friday?" "What happen on Friday?" "Payday." "Not this Friday." "Why not?" "No, what you gonna do is you gonna call 'em..." "like you gonna pay 'em and then you crack 'em." "You tell 'em you're not happy... with what they fuckin' pass as work down here." "And when you're not happy, they ain't gettin' paid." "You feel me?" "Yeah, but String, you don't pay a nigger, he ain't gonna work for you." "What, you think a nigger's gonna get a job?" "You think these niggers gonna be like, "Fuck it..." ""let me quit this game here and go to college"?" "Naw, they gonna buck a little, but they not gonna walk." "And in the end, you gonna get respect." "Yeah." "And when that money run out, they'll come up to you and roll on you..." "And when that money run out, they'll come up to you and roll on you... and ask you for an advance and shit, when they flat-ass broke." "Them the niggers that you strike off your list." "But that nigger that stay eating'... the nigger that steady rollin', ain't asking' you for shit... that's the nigger I want to hear about." "Understand?" "Yeah, man, shit, you know how to play a nigger into a corner, String." "Yo, take care of this right here." "You my favorite girl." "Shit, let me handle this, man." "Yo, Poot." "Yeah, l" "Come here, man." "What's happening?" "What the fuck is that?" "What the fuck is that?" "You know the fuckin' rules." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Copying." "A telephone." "This fucking detail is too much for me." "It's after 3:00." "So, where are the boys at?" "Maybe they only come out at night." "I used to have a guy like Omar working for me." "Guy named Reuben Terry." "Is he good?" "Saw the street like we wish we could." "Ain't nothing like a good Cl." "School's out." "Can I use your cell phone?" "Yeah, I got that." "I did." "I know." "I don't know about this...." "What do you mean, you don't know?" "How can I trust you...." "For chrissakes, Elena, I'm their father." "You think I'd let 'em sleep on the floor?" "Yes, I got them." "Sheets, pillows, comforters, pillowcases." "I fuckin' got them." "What color are they?" "Color, what the fuck do you care what color they are?" "Hello?" "Lost her." "I bet." "You know something?" "My ex-wife, the way she acts sometimes, the way she deals with shit... you would think a less enlightened man than myself, cruder man than myself... a man less sensitized to the qualities and charms and value of women... a man like that, not me, but a man like that, he just might call her a cunt." "You just called the mother of your children a cunt." "No, I did not call her that." "Yes, you fuckin' did." "No, I did not." "Let's just leave this, okay?" "I got some stuff to do." "5-0, gotta go." "Whoa, man, get out the way!" "Shit." "Not much fighting this time." "You getting tired, asshole?" "Still dragging from the whupping Kima put on him." "Fucked you up like a cop should, didn't she?" "That's one thing about Kima, she put a hurtin' on you like a man." "Get your monkey ass up." "You're gonna want your business card back, right?" "Come on." "From Bantry Bay to the Derry Quay" "And from Galway to Dublin town" "Well, I've never seen" "My brown Colleen" "That I met in the County Down" "There's a man in the County Down" "There's a man in the County Down" "First, I go in, play nice." "Then you come in, play bad." "I ain't gonna be playin'." "Bracelet too tight?" "You racking' up all kinds of points, ain't you?" "First, you put a cop in the hospital, damn near kill his ass with that punch." "Now, you on the wing from Boys' Village." "Man, I'm 16, all right?" "What the fuck they gonna do to me?" "That's the least of your worries, my friend." "I got a partner outside who can't wait to get in here and fuck you up." "Cop you banged was Herc's uncle." "Herc wants off the leash on this one." "And I suppose you at the other end of that leash?" "See, I don't want to play it that way." "I know about comin' up hard and all." "Why, you came up hard?" "Flag House projects." "Eastside." "Yeah, Flag House?" "You know, you remind me of me." "I'm thinking we should work something out." "What do I get?" "What you want?" "I want.... for you to suck my dick." "I'll beat your fuckin' monkey ass." "You supposed to be the good cop, dumb motherfucker." "What?" "Hello, may I help you?" "Yeah, we'd like a table." "And you have reservations?" "Naw, I thought, you know, we could just walk in...." "Let me see what I got." "That's two?" "Follow me, please." "Your coat, ma'am?" "Can we get that one, over there?" "It's Friday night... those are for patrons who made reservations." "Let me get your chair for you, ma'am." "It's okay, man, all right." "Here you are." "Here you are, sir." "Your waiter will be with you shortly." "You shoulda pushed him, Dee." "Bastards." "Sarge, nobody answers at juvenile intake and we been calling." "Clearly, they're not as dedicated as you two detectives." "So what time does the duty intake consultant get here?" "You missed the 8:00." "You got another one around midnight." "Midnight?" "You think maybe if we left you... the paperwork, you could put him in the box 'til intake gets here?" "Hemorrhoid." "For the crumbs." "Yeah, right." "You like your dinner?" "Yeah." "That shrimp was right." "Yeah, it was good, right?" "Think they know?" "Do they know what?" "You know." "What I'm about." "What you mean, Dee?" "Come on, you know, it's like... we get all dressed up, right?" "Come all the way across town." "Fancy place like this." "After we finished, we gonna go down to the harbor." "Walk around a little bit, you know?" "Acting like we belong down here, know what I'm saying?" "So?" "Your money good, right?" "Dee, we ain't the only black people in here." "It ain't what I'm talking about." "It's about where we...." "Come on, you know." "I'm just saying, you know, I feel like some shit just stay with you... you know what I'm saying, like, hard as you try... you still can't go nowhere, you know what I'm saying?" "Can I interest you in dessert?" "Yes, thank you." "Can I have some chocolate cake?" "I'll bring the cart." "Boy, don't nobody give a damn about you and your story." "You got money, you get to be whatever you say you are." "That's the way it is." "Sir, I'm sorry." "These are the samples." "And for you, sir?" "Very good." "Don't be a bitch, admit it." "Go ahead." "Admit you're wrong, be a man." "Yeah, I gotta confess... this sub beats chink-ass Bob's by a mile." "'Course, you might be all that when it comes to thumping' on niggers..." "'Course, you might be all that when it comes to thumping' on niggers... but you can't do shit with that stick, man." "You'd do better." "I play." "Says he plays." "He might." "I'm even better with two hands." "I checked it out, man." "Stinkum true on this one." "Except for that nigger, Scar, from New York..." "Edmondson gully is wide open." "What about Tee-Tee's crew?" "Naw, them niggers dried up when they took that federal charge." "Most of 'em laid up somewhere, gettin' high and shit." "I'll tell you what." "You holler at the boy Scar." "Let him know, man, it's time for him to take a stroll." "If he give you any beef at all, we'll put Wee-Bey and Bird on it." "All right." "And then once we got him outta there... we'll send in the smokers to run out all the little poop-butt locals and shit." "Or, if you think there's some cats in there who got game..." "then we put 'em on our team." "All right, who you want to run it?" "Send Stinkum up here." "All right." "He the one who saw the shot." "So, he gets a shot." "All right, okay, not bad." "Can't let the duty officer see that." "You wanna give it a rest, man?" "You down $60." "That might be your whole damn salary, but I clock that shit in minutes." "Rack 'em and break 'em, man." "You the guys waiting for juvenile intake?" "He's in the squad room." "If I had more time, I'd run you." "Give you a tip, Preston." "You gonna run a hustle, you best stay with what you know." "Man, fuck you and your tired-ass advice, all right?" "But that sandwich was good." "You gonna move our little thing down to Edmondson Avenue." "Take the gully." "What about Scar?" "Who?" "Listen, I'm giving you points on the package... so, you make a go of it, you hear me?" "You working for yourself, too, so you gonna put out the strong product... and you gonna get the locals behind it." "It's as simple as that." "You get your team together, you feel me?" "Go and wait for me downstairs." "I'll be down in a minute, man." "We gonna make this money run in a few." "Smile or something, nigger." "Made that nigger's night." "Yeah, he deserved it, though." "He deserved it." "It's Wee-Bey." "We got one." "You think it's Omar?" "Nah." "It's one of the young 'uns, I think." "One down, two to go, right?" "Yeah, motherfuckers." "Try to rob me, baby." "One, two, three." "A winner." "A match?" "Which case?" "The one you just brought me, Bunk." "Casing in that girl shot up in Northeast." "Kresson?" "Diedre Kresson, right, yeah." "She matches up with two other cases, both from last year." "Which ones?" "Toreen Boyle...." "Someone named Ligget." "It's in the report." "It's Toreen Boyd, Roland Leggett." "Yeah, them." "Casings from all three killings go to a .45, probably Colt Classic." "That fucker Landsman." "How's he do it?" "You like Landsman for these three?" "I don't know, Bunk." "As sergeants go, Jay's a sociopath and all, but I'd have to go with an actual gangster." "Jimmy, you sitting down?" "I said it was hot, but ifyou got these barbecue gloves." "You got a Johnny Weeks up in here?" "Who?" "Johnny Weeks." "Over in the game room." "Obliged." "Any smokes?" "I'm out." "How long have you been here?" "You gotta give the medication... a chance to work in your system, man." "Brought you something." "Yeah, some chicken pieces and some fries." "Bought you a shake, but I dropped it on the bus." "It comes in a bag, goes out in a bag." "How long you have that for?" "I fucked up, man." "Yeah, I saw." "I fucked up, man." "Yeah, I saw." "There was nothing I could do, you know?" "It's like first I got beat, right, then I get this." "What are these for?" "They say I got the bug." "The bug?" "They checked me when I was in the hospital" "Are they sure?" "Where you been at?" "Here and there, I'm at it." "I'd have come past sooner, but I been on kinda like a mission." "A mission?" "Yeah." "Them hoppers that beat you down... they got problems now." "Them and the people they sling for, even." "What?" "I put the police on their ass." "Police?" "What, you get locked up or something?" "No, come on." "No, I'm not working for them." "I'm working with them." "They don't give me the badge soon enough, I keep doing like I do." "Why?" "What do you mean why?" "How can you ask me why?" "Why the fuck are you in here, man, with all these falling-down motherfuckers?" "Why you passing shit through a bag?" "Why they beat you down?" "Why I couldn't do nothing about it?" "It's all part of the game, right?" "I mean, you taught me that." "What you up to in here, man?" "Doing the meetings." "N.A.?" "Yeah." "Twice a day." "That's good, man." "It's good, you give the body comfort, you know." "Yeah." "No, you needed a change." "Guess so." "I'll be getting out of here the end of the month." "It's all right." "They got meetings everywhere." "You ain't gotta worry about that." "Bubs." "Who's got the best package now?" "Get the fuck out of here, man." "I'm coming home, right?" "Shit is weak all over, you know?" "Got some boys up in Baker and Calhoun, though." "They had a smoker out the other day though." "Yeah?" "Knocked a couple of niggers out." "Ain't you a trip?" "Beat down, bagged up, still ready to rip and run, huh?" "I'm a Viking, homes." ""I'm a Viking, homes."" "McNulty." "There's something here that needs kissing." "Speak again, toothless one." "I guess you know now why I wear the stripes in the family." "Good call, Jay." "Of course, if Keeley hadn't fucked the scene up... you'd have had that casing months ago, right?" "Keeley." "Let Keeley be Keeley." "We all can't be princes of the city, now can we?" "Speaking of which... sit down." "May I ask you a question that is essential to your career?" "What?" "Who do you serve?" "I am asking you to identify for the record your commanding officer." "Major Rawls." "Excellent." "And with that thought in mind, I advise you to go immediately into the Major's office... carrying the break I've given you in the Kresson case... and kiss the man's ring." "Because..." "I have talked you right out of the shithouse." "Here's the deal." "You wrap up this thing with Narcotics in two weeks." "You put yourself back in the rotation when we go back to night work." "You do that and you're back in the fold." "Thanks, Jay." "No problem." "Shit ain't right." "You work, you get paid." "That's what I'm saying." "I'm gonna say something to him, all right?" "You should." "Truth." "What's up, Dee?" "What's up, Shorty?" "$530, the count is right, man." "Okay, re-ups on the way down." "Go tell Sterling to be ready for it." "All right." "Yo, Dee, man." "You know, me and Poot, we been steady working it, you know?" "Nothing sloppy, no troubles, right?" "No." "And we was wondering if, maybe you could let a little something go... until payday, 'cause you know, right now, we some broke-ass niggers, man." "Right now, whoever did our girl... also did Boyd and Leggett a month earlier." "Leggett." "And those two are definitely... straight-up drug executions." "No mention of Dee in either file." "But I did get a fresh number..." "on Tywanda." "Who?" "The girl who called in on Kresson." "Right." "She put Dee in for that." "Have you seen this?" "Jaybird." "And the bear said, "You didn't really come here to hunt now, did you?"" "You see Saturday's 24s?" "Sunday morning." "Did you see the one Worden got on the Westside?" "John Bailey, in a Kevlar vest, lit up by three separate shooters." "Carey Street." "You made the Kresson connection... you didn't think Bailey might tie in with Barksdale?" "Worden's on the other shift." "I'm trying to work my murders, Jesus Christ." "Tony, Line 3." "What took you so long?" "You might've heard, we get a few murders here in Baltimore... sometimes we just get backed up." "You weren't followed here?" "Why would we be followed?" "Diedre was playing with scary people." "Who might that be?" "You called this in after the murder and you told the detective... that you talked to her the night she was killed." "She called." "It was late." "She didn't talk long, she said she had to go." "Dee was at the door." "And that was the last time you spoke with her?" "Yeah, she was killed that night." "Dee was her boyfriend?" "No, Dee was his nephew or something." "Dee would be D'Angelo Barksdale." "And the boyfriend, Avon Barksdale?" "And the boyfriend, Avon Barksdale?" "You know Avon?" "The question is how do you know him?" "You out there running the street with the players?" "I used to be... but not after this thing with Diedre." "I mean, damn." "We used to go to Odell's for ladies' nights... and one time he was there with all his people in one of the big booths... ordering drinks, acting like he was king of everything." "And Diedre ate that shit up." "And you?" "I ain't gonna lie." "I did the club thing for a while, but... some of those places, everybody in there's on some kind of game." "But Diedre went with Avon?" "She was with Avon for like a year... and something happened." "Toward the end, she started getting real possessive... and that didn't sit with Avon, 'cause he has other girls, too." "She started bitching on him one minute... crying the next minute, threatening to do all kinds of things." "She threatened Avon Barksdale?" "The girl was off the hook." "One time, she threatened to write a letter on him." "A letter." "A letter to the state's attorney." "Supposed to be some sort of kin to her." "She said that if he dumped her... she was gonna tell about the drugs." "Did she write this letter?" "I don't know." "I tried talking to her about the way she was acting, but she wouldn't let it go." "She even had it out with him in his club one night in front of all the people." "What, Avon has a club?" "Orlando's, titty bar." "Does he own it?" "That's what Diedre said." "She said he owned a whole mess of stuff." "Tell me something, man." "What's that?" "How can you run this place and not just OD on pussy?" "Shit." "You try dealing with all these bitches and their problems for a few days." "Get so you'd rather be running a goddamn laundromat out this fucker." "Heard you're doing okay in the Pit." "Yeah, well." "What, you ain't getting it like that?" "Man, my uncle still got me working on salary." "Damn, boy." "You ain't the only one your uncle keeps close." "What?" "Come on, man, you ain't making no ends?" "I know you getting something on this by now." "No, man." "I'm just the front, clean name for the liquor board." "I'm saying" "What the fuck?" "Is there a problem?" "That was for the drink before." "It was for this one." "It ain't like I'm calling your uncle out or nothing... but give a nigger a chance." "Plenty of pie out there for everybody." "Believe." "You heard Stinkum gonna be coming off the clock, right?" "Getting a percentage." "What?" "Open up fresh territory." "Take over the corners down near Edmondson and Brice." "So, my uncle gave that to Stink?" "Figured you knew." "Orlando!" "Excuse me, Orlando, can you help me down here, please?" "I already paid for that last drink." "That was for the drink before." "Hell, no, that was for this one." "What's up here?" "Look, he ain't paid for that drink and I took $20 off the bar." "Look she took $20, then $20 more." "Hell I did." "Come on, now, why you gonna do me like this?" "I been with you for an hour and a half buying drinks." "Look, man, this ain't right." "I just spent $1 20 in drinks, $40 in tips." "Now, you gonna take all that and still try to sneak into my pocket?" "Shit, girl!" "You got to go, get him the fuck outta here." "I ain't done so much as touch your kneecap." "Trying to treat her with a little respect, and this is the way you do me?" "Wait, wait!" "Why you do that?" "Did you take his money?" "No, I didn't take his money." "You buying me a drink?" "Can I see you sometime?" "Like, you know, not in here." "I don't usually see men that I meet in here." "Usually." "What kind of strip joint has a video camera looking out?" "More to it than the girls, maybe." "So, he's got the club, he's got the warehouse... he's got the apartment building by Druid Hill Lake... he's got the tow truck company... and that's just what she knew from what he bragged about to the dead girl." "Major likes assets." "The Deputy, too, I imagine." "Nothing like a few property forfeitures to swell the departmental operation budget." "Check city assessments to see who owns the club." "Run the company name through the state corporate charter office." "Also, Homicide picked up one Saturday night." "Might be one of ours." "John Bailey, he's a stick-up artist I used to know from the Murphy homes." "He was wearing Kevlar, but it didn't help." "39 casings on the scene, from three different guns." "Overkill for a burn bag... but about right if he was running with Omar." "Lookit, our buddy." "Just once, I wish they'd use the right number." "Ain't like him to be late." "Bailey, you fucking dope fiend." "I'm telling you... them fucking people ain't to be relied on." "Why you always gotta talk like that, man?" "What?" ""F" this and "f" that." "If I give it up, I lose half of what I mean to say." "Don't nobody want to hear them dirty words, man." "Especially coming from such a beautiful mouth." "Wait for Bailey?" "Early bird catches the worm, dog." "I beeped you." "I didn't get it." "Let me see." "You want to see my pager?" "Sure, Prez, you want to see my pager?" "I beeped you too." "You all right, Prez?" "714-3432?" "I got that." "That was you?" "You try it?" "Yeah, I tried it." "Twice." "Non-working number." "It would've worked if you knew the code." "Shit, I'm as surprised as you." "I like word-search puzzles." "You know, where you gotta find the hidden words?" "So, I thought I could do the same thing with the numbers." "Take the number I sent you." "Now, take the seven and jump it over the five." "You get three." "Jump the one over the five... you get nine." "With four you get six." "Three, that's seven, four is six... a three again... and two is eight." "Zero switches with the five." "So 714-3432 is... 396-7678." "Our number." "And that's the code?" "And it works, because it's all about where the buttons are on a phone." "If it was a code that involved math... or algebra or whatever... these little yos in the projects wouldn't be able to follow along." "But with this, all you gotta do is jump the five button." "Ain't no math to it." "It's just... how a phone looks when you look at it." "Prez, you little genius!" "Jesus." "I could kill you, that's so good." "Your mother keep ragging at me... to take him outta here and put him in a private nursing home." "You know, she ain't never gonna let that go." "I keep telling her, man, we can't show this legit money yet, man... especially since he ain't got no insurance." "Soon, though." "So, you ain't big on coming here, right?" "No." "Tell you something, man... you about to see your uncle, you understand me?" "This is family." "I know." "Family is what counts, family is what it's about." "Family gonna always be there 'cause it's blood." "Man." "You never figured on this, did you?" "Live the life, lead the life." "Ain't no big thing." "He used to talk that shit all the time and he believed it, you know what I'm saying?" "What's up, baby, talk that shit now." "You know, you're right." "It's kind of hard to be in here right now." "He scare you, don't he?" "You know, I'm just saying" "He scares me." "See, if he dead, you know, I could carry it better." "Coming up the way we did, you kind of expect that." "Waiting on it." "See... the thing is, you only got to fuck up once." "Be a little slow, be a little late." "Just once." "And how you ain't gonna never be slow... never be late?" "You can't plan for no shit like this, man." "It's life." "Scares me." "They're still using it." "I was by on Saturday night and it was gone." "On your own time?" "You still getting your boys?" "Yeah, tonight for a sleep-over." "Omar's rolling." "What the hell?" "Call for backup?" "Not yet." "Let's see how it plays out." "An invitation." "Feel a little lonesome for backup." "Yeah, me, too." "That's nice." "I'll check the rear." "I'll watch the boys." "Afternoon, gentlemen." "Saying, if you were gonna use that you would've been done using it by now." "It's clean." "Got to keep it clean." "We having one of our little parlays like this, got to keep it clean, right?" "Omar with no gun on the street?" "Must be a first." "Yeah, sometimes who you are is enough, dog." "But being as y'all sitting on my ride so long, I thought I'd save y'all some time." "Come straight on out." "I ain't taking no charge." "You ain't putting me back in no cage." "We're not here to bury you, Omar." "We're pulling you up 'cause we got a problem in common." "Problem?" "Barksdale." "No, he ain't no problem." "I don't know." "Avon's been chalking up a lot of bodies." "And you being you...." "Put it that way, I guess he could be a little problem... but I just can't really come out and help you all." "You know what I mean?" "Snitchin' just rubs me wrong." "Personally, I don't think the game is played like that." "We respect that." "If you do happen to take a charge though..." "I'm McNulty, that's Greggs." "You give us a call, we'll sort something out." "Fair enough." "You know, I used to work the homes, back when your brother was up there." "You get a chance..." "let him know they blew up John Bailey last night." "Good man." "Lot of enemies." "Saying, you trying to catch up with Bird?" "Word is he dropped a workin' man." "Wait, hold up." "Come on, don't play me." "What working' man, what Bird?" "Come on, now, ain't but one working man, now, is there?" "And Bird?" "I think your snitch can handle that." "Shit, Bubbles know Bird." "You working late?" "A little." "Got a minute?" "Sure, have a seat." "No, this is better said standing up." "You know, I've been 13 years on the shelf." "I ain't bitched." "It was me that put me there." "But I'm here now, and I gotta say a piece." "We should've had a tap on the project pay phones by now." "A wire there will get us the drugs." "Keep pushing, we'll get a whiff of the money, too." "I know you're serious about climbing that career ladder... and I know how slippery it gets the higher you go... but for me..." "I don't want to go to no dance unless I can rub some tit." "I appreciate your honesty." "Good night, Lieutenant." "So, what you say to make Dee pay out?" "I told him to give it up or I'm taking him out of the count." "Shit." "Look." "I'll pump niggers when I got to." "That's him." "That's who?" "One of the ones that robbed us." "That light-skinned boy." "That's him?" "All right, come on." "I'm the king of this shit." "So, you want us to wait?" "Yeah." "All right, we on it, man." "All right." "There goes Scar right there." "Right there in the blue?" "Number 80?" "Yeah, I'm on him." "All right, you got him?" "Find a phone real quick." "What's wrong?" "It looks like my man Dee got himself an emergency." "What, he been stuck up again?" "What's up, what do you need?" "My people are onto one of Omar's boys down at Greek's." "Word?" "All right, sit tight." "I'm gonna take care of it." "All right." "Ain't nobody coming." "Dee said wait." "Dee said wait." "Told you." "He still in there?" "Yeah, he's playing the games." "All right." "You are sharp, son." "What's your name?" "Wallace." "Wallace, all right." "This nigger's gonna point him out to us, all right?" "Yeah." "It's done." "Nice work, cuz." "All right."

"Help me..." "Please..." "Help me." "Please, oh, Jesus, don't let me... die." "Not like this." "Not like this." "Not like..." "You..." "Get your barf bags ready, my creatures, because these pictures are even more not pretty than usual." "Clark Howard, till last night, in Wheeling, West Virginia." "Murder weapon left on the scene," "Is that barbed wire?" "Indeed it is, arranged to fit like a noose." "How do you wrap that into a noose?" "I guess it's the same way that porcupines make love." "Very carefully." "Yeah, but the tensile strength wouldn't allow you to tie it like rope." "It can if you're strong enough, which speaks to the unsub's physicality." "And the fact that he twisted a head completely around speaks more to the unsub's physicality." "It's a redundancy in the M.O., isn't it?" "The unsub possibly tried to hang" "Or decapitate." "Yeah, or decapitate Clark Howard." "The noose wasn't effective, so he kills him by hand." "Report says he's victim number two." "Who's victim number one?" "That would be Matthias Lee." "Mr. Lee was killed when he was out hunting." "He was caught in a bear trap." "Accident, you say?" "I say, no, because the bear trap was launched from a makeshift projectile hidden inside a tree, and it was also lined with barbed wire, which is why Wheeling P.D. has invited us in." "Well, both victims were hunters, but the way they were killed, it looks like the unsub was hunting them." "And even though both men were armed and should have had the upper hand, he was skilled enough to use stealth and the environment to surprise them." "And in order to find this unsub, we're gonna have to do it on his turf, where he's got the advantage, and he's gonna see us coming." "♪ Criminal Minds 9x20 ♪ Blood Relations Original Air Date on April 2, 2014" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪" ""The past is never dead." "It is not even past."" "William Faulkner." "Two murders in two days." "Do the police have any leads on who would want these men dead?" "They did, until he was killed." "Wheeling P.D. was circling Clark Howard for the murder of Matthias Lee." "It's easy to see why." "Looking at their case histories, both men filed dozens of harassment and nuisance lawsuits against each other, including unfounded claims of burglary and trespassing." "Then, in 2011, Matthias Lee filed a civil complaint against Clark Howard "to kiss his ass."" "Clark Howard responded with a motion to go..." "You can't actually do that with the male anatomy." "Ok, so maybe this isn't one unsub, then." "Maybe this is just tit-for-tat revenge murders." "Sure." "Clark Howard uses the barbed wire for murder number one, and then the unsub gets him back by hanging him with it for murder number two." "We need to dig deep in the family and friends, then." "That's our suspect pool." "They're gonna be reluctant to talk to federal agents." "It's not like we're very popular in this neck of the woods." "Blake, you and JJ see who you can get to come to the table." "Reid, look into where the unsub or unsubs are getting this barbed wire." "Dave and Morgan, find out what you can about the victims, what else they might have been involved in that could have gotten them killed." "I can't quite tell you why those two boys hated each other, just that they did." "According to one of Matthias Lee's restraining orders, he not only wanted Clark Howard kept 50 feet away, but the entire Howard family." "If the animosity extends to the families, how many potential suspects are we talking about?" "It could be all of them." "And it could be none of them." "Agent Hotchner, we see this all the time." "A fella hates another fella, then a brother gets involved." "And then a cousin." "You know, they get convinced that the reason they can't find work or can't find a woman or can't get off of oxys, 'cause of that other family." "So the mom and dad of the two victims have agreed to talk to us." "Who is that?" "Cissy Howard, Malachi Lee?" "Yes." "And Cissy would only come in on one condition." "She told me if she even smelled Malachi Lee, she would walk, and when she asked me what that specific smell was, he said, "dip and beard lice."" "Can we arrange to have them come in separate entrances?" "Sure can." "So we'll have Mrs. Howard at 12:00 and Mr. Lee at 12:30." "Won't that risk them running into each other?" "Exactly." "Cause of death is straightforward." "Thwack and whack, respectively." "Did the M.E. mark this on Clark Howard's hand?" "What's that?" "Burn marks." "Chemical burns, it looks like." "Yeah. "Victim had burns on fingers and hands consistent with lye."" "Rossi, they're on Matthias Lee's hands and wrists, too." "It's almost like they were splashed on, as if he was cooking with it or something." "Intuition tells me these boys were making meth." "And if they were trying to make each other's lives miserable, they probably weren't just making it." "They were selling it." "I talked to 3 farmers who had 3 different strands of barbed wire stolen." "None of them saw the thief, but they all swear it was the same person." "The mountain man." "Should we have Garcia look into it as a pseudonym?" "I'm thinking maybe we should hold off on that." "The mountain man seems to be a confluence of several local legends." "Some say he's part of the backwoods Appalachian population, others say he's a confederate holdout trying to start a second civil war to turn brother against brother, but the one thing they all could agree upon is if you go into a darkened bathroom" "and you chant "I hate the mountain man" 3 times, he'll pop up and kill you the next time you hear Lynyrd Skynyrd on the radio." "So you're sure the theft from the farms match the crime scenes?" "Yeah." "Barbed wire's actually quite specific depending on what type of livestock you're trying to keep in and what type of rustlers you're trying to keep out." "In this case, the concertina formation was exactly what was used to kill Clark Howard and Matthias Lee." "Except, we have two murders, but you talked to 3 farmers." "Yeah." "Wire number 3 hasn't been found yet." "That's not good." "No, it is not." "You gonna catch the snicklefritz that done this to my baby?" "Yes, ma'am." "You better." "Tell me, why did Clark and Matthias hate each other?" "Don't rightly know." "Some bad blood." ""I wouldn't put him out if he was on fire." "But I might light a cigarette off him."" "These are your son's words when he was questioned." "And my words to him were, Clark, if you so much as hurt a hair on Matthias Lee's head," "I will smite you like Jeroboam." "You don't even know who that is, do you?" "Second Kings, old testament." "He followed in succession after King David." "God killed his son, his wife, and ultimately him." "So, you got some book learnin'." "Well, good for you." "Don't mean you got the sense to catch my boy's killer." "'Cause I can tell you think I'm lyin' to you." "Well, let me tell you something, Mr. FBI man." "My son is innocent of harming that Lee boy." "'Cause his words to them cops, those were the words of stupidity and bravado." "But my words to him..." "In my family, under my roof, my word is law." "Now, we done?" "Mr. Lee, please." "All right, will you answer one question?" "Who do you think is behind Matthias' murder?" "Mrs. Jareau" "Agent Jareau." "It's Mrs. Jareau." "Unless that ring on your finger is some kind of lesbian thing." "I know how you all like to do it up there in D.C." "You see, this here is a family matter." "And we would appreciate it if the federal government just back off." "Ok." "You're free to go." "I'll escort you out of the station." "Oh, hold the elevator." "Where are you parked, Mr. Lee?" "Malachi?" "P2." "You visit your daddy's grave recently?" "You visit yours?" "Per my sweet JJ's request, I have combed through the lives of the Lee and Howard fathers." "Now, going backwards, there's nothing particularly compelling about either of their graves, but, holy cow, everything before it is." "So, gather around the campfire, my friends, 'cause this one is quite the story." "Ok, so the family forefathers," "Carl Howard and Munroe Lee, specifically, grew up in the Wheeling area circa prohibition time." "And they were competing moonshine runners." "Which started a family feud." "Did it ever." "An exceptionally bloody one." "Cousins, spouses, children." "No one was spared." "How long did the violence last?" "Until the passage of the 21st amendment." "Once firewater became legal, they lost their bloodthirstiness-ness." "Until Clark Matthias brought it back." "The new underground market brought back old rivalries to the surface." "It's only a matter of time before the Howards attack the Lees again." "I mean, they were basically announcing it to us in the elevator." "We've got to find a way to defuse the situation or these families will tear each other apart." "That's excellent." "That is excellent." "And on behalf of my father, I want to thank you for doing business with us." "Well, I know you have your choices for product in the Wheeling area, so the fact that you're favoring us" "Maddie!" "Oh, please!" "Oh, please!" "Oh, God!" "Aah!" "No!" "Why aren't you people stopping this?" "We're trying to, but" "But what?" "!" "They killed my wife!" "Ok." "It's all right." "You know, it's obviously the Howards that are doing this." "Why?" "What's going on between the two families?" "That's none of your damn business." "It is now." "Is it crystal meth?" "Ohh." "I see." "Of course." "So we're just a bunch of dumb West Virginia hicks." "We must be cooking meth." "I tell you what." "You search my house and you search my bank account and you come back and tell me that I'm dealing drugs." "I thought you were smarter than that." "JJ..." "Bad?" "Yeah." "Head taken clean off." "And we found the third piece of barbed wire that Reid reported stolen." "It doesn't mean this is over." "We profiled a series of retaliatory attacks." "Right now it's Howards two, Lees, one." "Hotch." "Mrs. Howard." "Heard through the grapevine you're looking for an old Monte Carlo." "You know someone who drives a car like that?" "I know someone who don't." "Here's a copy of every vehicle registered in the Howard family name." "That's all well and good, Mrs. Howard, but when someone's this eager to prove their innocence, it makes us wonder." "Well, it's true enough." "There's no love lost between the Howards and the Lees." "But we would never hurt a woman who did nothing but raising her babies." "We didn't do this, agent Hotchner." "You'll see." "My men are all here." "We're ready for your profile." "We need a little more time." "Oh, mama." "Mama..." "Help..." "Ok, if we hit the reset button on the profile, what do we have?" "Well, the behavior points to one obvious theory." "Revenge murders stoking the fire of a family feud." "With the forensic evidence to back it up." "Physical evidence of methamphetamine production." "The only problem is every time we dig a little deeper into the families, that theory falls apart." "The Howards are certainly doing everything they can to prove this isn't about revenge for them." "But the unsub want the families to think that it is." "What if it's an outsider like you would see in the drug cartel model?" "One supplier eliminates two major competitors by getting them to fight with each other." "Except what are they fighting over?" "Miles Lee made a good point when I questioned him." "There is nothing in his home or bank account to indicate he was a dealer." "Ready, ready." "So Garcia and I dug a little deeper." "Take it away." "I did some peeking into both the Lee and Howard online shopping activity." "Here's what I found." "In addition to lye, they bought--are you ready?" "Sodium hydroxide, methanol, mixing beakers, digital scales, safety glasses, gloves, aprons" "All of which you need for meth." "But the arrest record in the community told a different story." "Neither the Howards nor the Lees are even tangentially involved." "Garcia, where were the purchases shipped?" "Uh, the Howards spread them out." "The other side just sent them to one address, Malachi Lee's farm." "We don't have a profile until we know what the family business is." "Let's go get some answers." "Thanks, Garcia." "Show me your hands!" "Don't shoot!" "Show me your hands!" "Don't shoot!" "On your knees!" "Now!" "Don't shoot." "You gonna blow us all sky high." "We comin' out." "Put down the weapons." "Put 'em down!" "I'm the one who opened fire, not my kids." "You didn't say who you were." "We thought you was the Howards." "We're FBI." "How's that?" "It's still private property." "You're trespassing'." "You need a warrant." "You can't go in there." "Couldn't agree with you more." "There's no ventilation." "If they were cooking meth in here, they'd all be dead from the fumes." "So what exactly are they cooking?" "It smells like cooking oil." "More like used cooking oil." "Waste runoff collected by restaurants and just thrown out like garbage." "I think I might know what they're up to." "I started reading about biofuel, where you take a clean-burning waste product like used cooking oil and you turn it into an ethanol gas." "I know the conversion method's similar to meth." "Yeah, but, only this stuff is legal." "And believe it or not, it's way more profitable." "Dave, wait!" "Why didn't you tell us this is what you were selling?" "'Cause if the outsiders knew how much money we were making, we'd become targets." "You already are." "Guys, I'm a little worried I wasted my time being an expert in my field, because this biofuel thing has a massive payout." "How much money are we talking about?" "We're talking in the hundreds of millions of dollars." "So, it turns out the Lee and Howard families took all of their old moonshine and other suspicious manufacturing infrastructure to create highly efficient conversion methods." "Only now they're both in the process of selling them." "To whom?" "To a West Virginia company that wants total control of the biofuel market in the state." "Well, if our profile is right, someone didn't want to deal to go through." "Maybe the sellers are sabotaging it to drive down the price." "Yeah, but there are easier ways to do that than resorting to murder." "Someone in the community, then?" "Malachi kept it a secret because he didn't want outsiders to know." "The Howards would behave with the same self-interest." "Only family members would know." "It doesn't make sense." "If the unsub's a family member, he's blowing his one big chance to get rich." "Unless he were frozen out of the deal." "Garcia, run the names on the contracts against both family trees." "Done." "Anybody excluded?" "There's a distant cousin on the Howard side" "Caleb." "Black sheep." "In and out of jail for larceny." "Stealing from farms, specifically." "Where is he now?" "No known address." "It's a good bet Cissy knows." "We should pay her a visit." "Well, before you do, you should know that Caleb is on an FBI watchlist." "Apparently, he was part of an underground organization that wanted the, quote," ""real south to secede from the false south."" "End quote." "Last reported seen deep in the Appalachian woods." "Oh, my God." "The mountain man." "The legend Reid heard from the farmers." "According to them, he was part of the Appalachian population and he wanted to start a second civil war." "They were describing the unsub and we didn't realize it." "I believe in the God of mercy, in the God of compassion." "But that's not the God I need right now." "I am praying to the God of Vengeance." "The God of Anger." "The God of locusts and boils and floods." "Someone is hurting my family, God." "And I need your power to help me smite my enemy." "Thank you." "Oh, I got you, you son of a bitch." "Her car's still here, but she isn't." "Between this and the break-in, the unsub must have come for her." "He's never kidnapped a victim before." "Why didn't he kill her on the spot?" "Especially considering she pulled the trigger." "This wasn't a surprise like the previous murder." "She was ready for him." "It didn't do any good." "He still took her." "But to where?" "Go ahead, Garcia." "I just made a one step forward, two step braha kind of discovery." "Caleb Howard is on the radar, just under a different name." "Sam Caplan." "And, my friends, he is not the mountain man anymore." "Excuse me, I'm looking for Sam Caplan." "Uh, who's asking?" "The same people who'd like to talk to Caleb Howard." "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "Why do you have me here?" "Is this about money?" "I'll give you money." "You just name your price." "I don't want your money." "What do you want?" "I want you to say hello." "To who?" "To you?" "To her." "Well, do you recognize her?" "That's my mama." "I was the mountain man." "I mean, I had joined every movement to the right of the klan, but that's not me anymore." "Can you account for your whereabouts the past week?" "Oh, yeah." "One of my kids is on a suicide watch, so I've actually been sleeping in the building." "I had my phone pre-dialed to 911 just in case of emergency, and I butt-dialed it once or twice." "You're more than welcome to run the record if you'd like." "I'm more curious why you go by Sam Caplan now." "Well, when I was younger, one of the reasons" "I would rob a farm or get drunk or join one of those stupid causes was because I thought that's just what Howards did, you know?" "You raise hell and ask questions later." "I think it was because I didn't like myself very much." "You don't have to change your name for a fresh start." "In this town, you do." "In this town, family is--is destiny, and, well, I was embarrassed by mine." "This whole time, my team thought you were disowned by your family, but I guess it was the other way around." "Yes, ma'am, that's right." "Uh, one more thing." "We're trying to find your aunt Cissy." "Do you have any idea where she might be?" "None." "Do you remember the last time you talked to her?" "Yeah." "Right before I took her advice and signed the papers to become Sam Caplan." "She made the suggestion." "Cissy Howard married into the Howard family, right?" "But what was it that she said to Malachi in the elevators?" "You visit your daddy's grave recently?" "You visit yours?" "We thought that was in reference to the family feud." "But she wasn't born into the family or their feud." "Exactly." "And Garcia couldn't find any documentation for this woman." "She invented herself 40 years ago." "Now, add in that she gave her nephew the idea to change his name, and her middle name is Magdalene..." "Magdalene Lee, Malachi's sister." "Went missing almost 50 years ago, presumed dead." "Now it all makes sense." ""You visit your daddy's grave recently?"" ""You visit yours?"" "It's the same dad." "That woman raised me from a baby." "She fed me, she clothed me, she taught me how to hunt." "She's real lovely." "Yeah, she was smart." "She kept me away from other people 'cause she knew they wouldn't understand." "Then I started asking questions." "How come I don't look like the others, mama?" "How come I don't look like you?" "And while her body was wasting away from the cancer..." "She told me..." "About a deal she made." "About a deal she made out here in these woods." "You?" "Yeah." "Now, I'm going to decide whether you live or die." "But that depends on how much you confess." "What it must have been like to see your sister in the elevator after all this time." "What's it been, 50 years?" "And you never ran into her in town?" "No, I did not." "Once she run off, she was dead in my folks' eyes." "Why'd she leave?" "Or was she forced out?" "Well, I don't think that's really your business." "No, but it is my business, when your children are dying and I seem to care more about stopping it than you do." "You don't tell me that you care more about my kids than I do, you understand that?" "I just lost my son." "Then help me." "Why did she leave?" "She got in a family way." "She shamed my folks." "How old was she?" "She was 16." "But girls in your family have conceived younger." "Why was it shameful?" "It was your child." "Wasn't it?" "I didn't" "I didn't force her or nothin'." "We was kids." "She loved me." "And I loved her." "Anybody else in the family know?" "No." "What happened to the child?" "There was this shack." "We used to go there when..." "We wanted to sin." "Am I right?" "And this is the place." "This is where I was conceived?" "Yeah." "That's right." "Thought nobody's catch you, didn't you?" "My mama did." "You liked her looking at you." "You liked it, didn't you, whore?" "But she knew." "You can't cheat the laws of God and the laws of nature forever." "When did you know about me?" "What if we tell mama and daddy?" "They'll kill us." "They'll kill us both." "You gotta understand, we were young." "So we come up with a plan." "It wasn't a good plan." "But it was the best two teenagers could do." "You'd keep the baby." "Yeah." "Oh, my God!" "It hurts so bad!" "Am I dying?" "Ohh..." "Something's wrong." "I can't stay here for this." "Where are you going?" "!" "Malachi!" "Come back here!" "And you ran." "Yes, I did." "I ran." "I ran like a coward." "Please..." "Help me." "Someone help me." "Oh, God." "You." "I had no money." "I had no resources." "I wasn't ready to be a mother." "But she was." "So she said she'd help me." "We made a deal." "She'd keep my secret..." "And she got to keep him." "After I gave you up, I rambled the state for 2, 3 years." "Then I heard one of the Howard boys was looking for a wife." "So I put myself where he could see me." "I never told him what I'd done, where I'd come from." "Once he made a decent woman out of me," "I prayed to God for a fresh start." "And he gave it to me." "No!" "No, no, no!" "We ain't done with me yet." "On the night I was born..." "Did you name me?" "No." "Did you kiss me good-bye?" "No." "Did you even hold me?" "Did you?" "!" "Yes." "Please..." "Just let me look at him." "Oh..." "My..." "Oh--my sweet Jesus, he's" "He's..." "What's wrong with him?" "He's perfect." "You never even thought about me, did you?" "I tried not to." "But I knew." "I knew I would pay before my maker for what I'd done." "You were right." "No!" "You said if I told you the truth" "I said I'd decide." "And I have." "I'm gonna send you to hell myself." "The shack Malachi described fits the geographic profile of the unsub's hunting zone." "What are we walking into?" "We've already been shot at by the locals once." "According to Garcia, the census counter out there encountered an Appalachian woman living in a cabin, but she refused to give any information." "The woman must have raised the unsub out there." "That's how he knows the area so well." "It's his backyard." "That's exactly where he would have taken Cissy." "Wait." "Wait..." "For what?" "You kill me here, they'll find you." "They'll know everything you did." "Why would you help me?" "'Cause I need to pay for my sins." "But I want you to live." "Uhh!" "Man down!" "Man down!" "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "Bloodhound has the scent." "Ok." "We gotta split up." "We can cover more ground." "Let's go." "I have eyes on Cissy." "He's got her rigged to a tree." "Do not approach." "She could be bait." "I'm on my way." "Blake!" "Blake!" "Blake?" "!" "Blake!" "Blake, can you hear me?" "!" "Blake!" "Blake!" "Start shooting!" "Start shooting!" "Where?" "!" "Everywhere!" "Where's the body?" "Where is he?" "This is SSA Rossi with the BAU." "We need to drag the lake." "How you doing?" "My hair smells like a dirty sock." "But...other than that I'm fine." "Ok." "How are you doing?" "I just--I couldn't breathe." "We put 30 bullets into that water." "Ok." "He's dead, Alex." "He's dead." "We can still press charges against Malachi Lee." "He opened fire on federal agents." "My humble opinion-- it's a waste of time." "A jury of his peers don't take kindly to government attacks on their homes." "You talk to the families?" "We explained how Malachi was instrumental in the recovery of Cissy." "Only that just raised more uncomfortable questions than we could answer." "I would not want to be that poor son of a gun for all the money in the world." "Magdalene..." "It should have been me he killed." "It should have been us both." "Something you two want to tell us?" "Where did you find this place?" "Well, believe it or not, my parents used to bring us here when we were kids." "Your parents?" "They brought you here?" "Yeah." "This place is certainly out of the way." "You are gonna love it." "No one is gonna bother us." "No phones." "No Internet." "No dry cleaning, no takeout." "No calls from your boss." "Good point." "You need to wait." "Oh, no, no, no." "Come on." "Oh, this is worth waiting for." "Sandy?" "Sandy." "Sandy?" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh, my God." "What is wrong with you?" "What's wrong with me?" "What's wrong with you?" "What are you doing?" "You're so sexy when you're scared." "Well, uh, you're sexy when you" "You have 3 seconds to give me the keys to your car." "3... 2... 1." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"

"Somewhere in the Alps, 1960's" "Once upon a time... upon the wind... there was a bird." "This tale belongs to him... and to a boy." "I just played a part." "But somehow it is my story too." "I am Danzer, the forester." "I take care of every wild thing that calls these mountains home." "There was a time, when I shared in the life of one bird." "But..." "I go too fast." "This is jumping to the end." "Let us start at the very beginning." "Brothers of the Wind" "He came into this world..." "a prince, that's how I thought of him." "Because to me, his parents were the king and queen of my valley." "The time would soon arrive for them to pass their kingdom on." "But perhaps not to him, because he was born the second." "One who is older and stronger awaits him." "And so it was, that from the first, they were not only brothers... but rivals for the throne." "The father too had his opponent." "A man... called Keller." "Scout!" "They knew nothing of the world, but peace and plenty." "But, one day brought danger." "And a change... forever." "She knows he will not return." "And what of them... fatherless." "How shall they survive?" "I 'd say, they are beyond even your care," "Danzer." " No one would spare the other..." "Life is cruel." "T o us all." "How is Lukas?" "The wind is cold." "Unnaturally so." "Lukas..." "He's a strange one." "He... only speaks with nature." "Scout!" "Lukas!" "Where are you going?" "Perhaps the boy was like the little eagle before they ever met." "Home held no comfort." "And so, the battle between the brothers begins." "This was once the home of Lukas, but now it is his secret." "A hideaway, from his father." "From the world." "The place he comes to remember." "Where memories burn." "Lukas!" "The Sunday special." "When we have finished the fence." "A capercaillie." "Like your mother used to cook." "The time has come for her to choose:" "left alone, she can only raise one to be king." "Then... the day of the ravens arrived." "Omens of misfortune." "She hears him cry, but... there is another call of duty." "This day should have been his last." "But it was in fact - the beginning." "Scout!" "Scout!" "Don't be afraid." "You must be cold." "I won't harm you." "Come." "Did your brother kick you out, eh?" "Don't worry, I'll make you a nest." "One of your own." "You must be hungry." "You don't like bread?" "It's all I have." "I'll come back soon." "With lots of food." "No, no." "Wait, wait." "Wait." "Look, look!" "I'm sorry." "I started to..." "Eagles are famously hard to feed." "Sausages..." "That's very bad for him." "Look what I have." "Duck liver." "That's good for him." "Take it!" "Your father must be wondering where you are." "Why provoke him, Lukas?" "That you don't talk, that angers him enough." "And yet he..." "He doesn't recognize his own silence." "I never heard him talk about that day." "He's buried it deep inside." "And so have you." "But one day your voice will come." "Oh, you like to read." ""Brothers of the Wind"" "Sunlight!" "Essential to develop his feathers." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Did you forget our capercaillie?" "Come on!" "Hey, Lukas!" "I'm talking to you!" "Aren't you hungry?" "No?" "So you need more chores to work up an appetite!" "Come on!" "Take this!" "Lukas!" "Lukas!" "Food is ready!" "Damn!" "Lukas!" "Lukas!" "Go!" "Go away!" "Go!" "I did a bad thing." "But something good came from it." "This is for you!" "You are growing fast!" "Perhaps the book fell open to that page by chance, but his fingers found it." "The story of two brothers, locked in battle." "The elder Cain, determined to defeat his brother Abel." "And so the bird found a name." "He would call him Abel." "And this time, Lukas would give the story his own ending." "Abel would survive." "Somewhere out there," "Lukas knew that Cain was being fed, taught and trained to be king of these mountains." "Abel, here." "Here." "See." "Come here." "Come on!" "You got to learn how to fly." "He's still too young." "He needs his feathers to change." "His instincts will guide him." "I've been talking to your father." "You know, with the summer coming..." "I could do with an extra pair of hands." "You could stay with me." "Keep me company in that big old house." "And I have more food than I need." "Plenty for two." "Plenty for all." "Lukas!" "Bind this to his leg." "You'll be able to catch him!" "You did it!" "And then... like this!" "You can sleep here, if you want." "I thought you could use it to train the eagle." "Lukas, feel free to sleep wherever you want!" "I got it." "It's for you, Abel." "Here." "It's for you, come on." "You can eat it." "You have to pick it." "Abel, you have to be faster." "Or you will never eat them." "To learn takes courage." "And to teach, the patience of a mother." "She knows, to make her son take to the air, temptation must be strong." "I watched her often, always in wonder." "She will not rest until she sees him take that leap." "Lukas may lack instinct." "But, he's a boy." "And with that comes invention." "Abel." "Abel!" "Come." "Jump, come on!" "Jump." "Come on Abel, jump!" "Abel, you have to." "You have to jump!" "You have to move your wings fast... or you will never learn to fly." "Come on Abel, open your wings!" "Yeah, like that." "Come on, you have to fly." "This is good, this is good." "Come on, you can do it." "Abel, you can do it." "Come on, jump!" "You can do it." "Come on!" "Jump!" "You did well!" "Yeah, good boy." "Abel?" "Abel?" "Abel!" "Abel!" "Yeah, you did it!" "Abel!" "Yeah, Abel!" "You did it!" "Abel!" "Abel!" "Abel!" "He told me, all he found was a feather." "And I could see by his eyes, he feared - this would be the last of Abel." "I tried to comfort him - Abel would return." "He just needed a taste of the wild." "But in truth," "I didn't know what fate awaited him." "Like a child running wild," "Abel might find this adventure costs his life." "In the days that followed," "I barely saw Lukas." "Always searching." "He could not rest." "His fears for Abel, never far." "He knew that there would be two dangers." "The greatest was his father's gun, never far from his hand." "The other... was Cain." "Always the stronger." "And now - a hunter." "3 days." "For Lukas, a lifetime." "And still no sign." "Abel!" "I was waiting for you." "I thought... that you'll never come back." "But... you were flying." "Flying, finally Abel!" "Abel learned to fly." "And Lukas learned that hope should never die." "Come on, Abel!" "A lesson to remember." "But the boy knew... more teaching lay ahead." "Abel must discover how to hunt." "Hunting is about speed and timing." "So we teach him this way:" "The eagle sees the carcass, tied to the end of the rope." "And then we wait... until he starts to descend." "And when he goes to the snatch we - chack!" "And like a marmot into a burrow..." "He's gone!" "Is he working for you or you for him?" "He has you building toys?" " Traps!" "My own design." "You're a clever man!" "For the summer, Danzer!" "That was the deal." "Don't think to outsmart me!" "So now you show a want for him?" "He's my son." "Never forget that!" "You were fast." "But he was just faster!" "Let's push him harder!" "Scout!" "Scout!" "Stop!" "Scout!" "His first real catch." "I thought he was going for the dog." "It's time, Lukas." "Summer is over." "You have to go back to your father." "And you must return Abel to his world." "No!" "A word, at last." "Abel has his instinct." "A memory of what it was to be wild." "If you keep him, those urges will fade." "He won't be able to return to the mountain." "He will never be free." "Is that what you want?" "We had to take him far, to the mountains where Cain could claim no kingdom." "I told Lukas, here Abel would have a chance, to find his own way." "I envied the boy his faith." "In my heart I made my own farewell." "You will survive." "You will come back." "You will see me again." "I feared that winter would be the end to Abel's story." "The snow that year was so cruel." "Even an eagle's eye could be deceived." "The sky and the snow... became one." "The snow held Lukas home." "Unable to escape to his hiding place, he was trapped." "He must wait for the thaw." "And if he did not know the fate of Abel, he could still help others - live." "Abel!" "His summer with me was just a memory." "But under his coat," "I knew he carried the falconers glove I gave him." "In his heart - he carried hope." "Lukas." "Lukas!" "Lukas!" "Don't move!" "Careful!" "Careful, careful." "I'm here." "Lukas." "It's ok." "That moment to me felt like the end of a chapter." "But the wild is wiser." "This was not a chapter closing... just beginning." "Abel had returned to the valley." "But his challenge was not over." "Here, in the place of his birth, a brother awaits him." "This was the brother who forced him from the nest." "Cain... the older, the stronger." "Time would tell who would be king." "And time was passing." "Winter once again was Spring." "And Lukas healed - his leg at least." "But the hurt between his father and himself showed no signs of mending." "Once upon a time there were two brothers." "The Brothers of the Wind." "The sadness and the silence - it remained." "Although, he was stronger than his brother." "But there are many ways to victory." "Their story, it seemed, was set." "So..." "How is the ending?" "There is no more." "But... what happened after?" "Even if we had the last page," "I fear it wouldn't tell us how the brothers fare on." "And do we need the end?" "Sometimes in life, Lukas, you have to make up your own endings." "Tell your own story." "It was as if Abel too had heard these words." "The final chapter must come between himself and Cain." "And it must come now." "There are many ways to victory." "Courage can win respect." "Lukas knew what it was to be brave." "But respect was gone." "And the boy felt the instinct to leave." "Move on." "That day..." "I witnessed something wonderful." "One prince and his brother... at peace." "I wondered - could I hope for one more miracle?" "That the return of Abel would keep Lukas from leaving." "To find his friend." "This was the reason he gave himself for packing his bag." "But I think he was searching for something else." "This is where you come." "When it burned you cried but now you can't even open your mouth, eh?" "I remember her voice." "Can you imagine how I cried?" "Light me the matches." "Come!" "Look at me!" "Lukas!" "Lukas!" "Abel!" "Abel!" "Abel?" "No." "It's me." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "A few Years later" "Hey!" " I'm ok." "You see:" "I'm strong!" "You were always stronger than me." "This must stop." "You won't find him." "He's here." "Somewhere." " But how can you know that?" "I don't have to know." "I just have to believe." "Abel died in the storm." " No!" "That was his brother!" "Abel survived." " Abel is gone you have to accept it." "This dream that he'll return, forget it." "Put it out of your head." "Put out your arm, Lukas!" "Stretch your arm!" "I found him." "I'd say he found you." "We found each other." "What are you doing?" " Now he's free!" "Forever." "It once broke his heart to let Abel go." "But now Lukas understands, that to let go - is to be free." "Free from the past." "Free to believe that destinies can change." "The book of life... is ours to write." "Let's go."

"[J.D.] Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything." "Whether it's Dr. Kim, who makes patients take their pants off no matter what..." "Yep, you've got pink eye." "Can I put my pants back on?" "Right after I put some drops in." "Or nobody remembering Ray Ketay's 80th birthday." "Why aren't you making a bigger fuss?" "Uh, I would have, Mr. Ketay, but Dr. Reid is throwing a huge celebration for you later." "[J.D.] I should tell her about that." "Truth is, thanks to modern medicine, 80 isn't that big a deal anymore." "It's not like the olden days." "Let us not feel sorrow for Bobby Adams." "He was 12." "He led a full life." "He will be missed." "Especially by his beautiful wife, Jenny, who stood by him, even when he turned six, had a mid-life crisis, and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn." "I'd be the oldest man in Pilgrim Village." "[J.D.] Still, you should always celebrate life because you never know when it will throw you a curveball." "Like with Dr. Cox." "He recently made a decision any doctor would have made, and because of it, three patients died." "At first, he was inconsolably sad." "After that, he started acting out." "In his defense, he did ask for dressing on the side." "Daphne!" "I heard that he attacked one of the busboys." "Yeah, I heard he bitch-slapped the maitre d'." "Enough, gang." "That's how rumors get started." "Gloria, I made a joke that you hooked up with Leonard, the security guard with the hook-hand, now everyone thinks it's true." "It is true." "And I'm never going back." "Gloria!" "[Makes kissing sound]" "[Kissing sound]" "I love me some white meat." "OK... well, make sure you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, OK?" "Now I know Dr. Cox seems crazy mad at the world right now, but let's remember, three patients died." "What's amazing is that he can take a hit like that, one that would knock any of us out for good, and come out still standing." "That's why the man's an inspiration." "I mean, he is a rock." " [Pager beeping]" " Yep, he's the best damn doctor here." "Newbie, give me a little trouble?" "I'm having some help here." "Oh, no." "# I can't do this all on my own" "# No, I know I'm no Superman" "# I'm no Superman #" "All right, people, listen up." "We are a family." "And what do families do when one of their own is in trouble?" "When my brother came out of the closet my parents sent him to hetero camp." "Families not from Connecticut." "[J.D.] Pregnancy had made Carla a little hormonal." "Dr. Kelso, I asked you to keep this matter away from the Board." " Were you able to?" " Nurse Espinosa, I..." " Were you?" "!" " Yes!" "I told them Dr. Cox was taking a leave of absence due to problems at home." " Should anyone ask, you beat him." " Beat him." "Got it." "I couldn't believe how depressed he was." " It was so sad." " Oh, I know." "When I first heard about it, I was like, "Whoa, no way."" " You don't know what this is about." " Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU." "We're talking about Dr. Cox." "Oh." "Well, if anyone's interested, there's a donkey-boy in the ICU." " Baby?" " No, Turk." "Now, Dr. Cox needs our help getting through this." "Jordan can watch him at morning and at night, but she's got Jack." " She's not that emotionally available." " I'm dead inside." "We're all going to spend time with him." "I've made up a schedule." "I have the first shift." " Any questions?" "Meeting is adjourned." " Oh." " Gosh!" " What?" "For God's sakes, Reid, there's a donkey-boy upstairs." "[Turk] Damn." "That boy is going to town on that carrot." "You fellas want to go to a real donkey show?" "It's really very tastefully done." "One of the women who entertains the donkey used to be on a soap." "Pass." "Standing invitation, every Thursday." "Always pass, sir." "Well, I'll ask Mickhead." "Turk, you know what bothers me?" "Dr. Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened." "I don't know." "I kinda feel for the guy." "Besides..." "I am way too excited." "I start my orthopedic rotation today." "It is going to be awesome." "Turk was psyched because orthopedic surgeons are notoriously the most unemotional, jockish surgeons of all." "Turk was going to have a boss he could connect with." "Hey, guys, I'm Dr. Stone." "I'm your new attending." " All right, fellas." "Hands in." " Yeah." "[Stone] Mm." "Mmm." "[Turk] Dr. Stone?" "Usually, when people put their hands in, someone says, "Go get them!" or "whoo!"" "No." "No words yet." "I want you all to get comfortable with the feel of your brother's hands on yours." "As surgeons, we're constantly opening people up and looking around." "But have you ever stopped to open yourself up and look around?" " Whoa." " Mmm." "Whoo!" " Hey." "How's he doing?" " Hi." "He's not talking and he's..." "you know..." "What?" "Daddy drinks a lot." "First complete sentence." "Fantastic." "Thanks for doing this." "Hey, sunshine." "You gonna at least say hello?" "Nothing?" "Listen..." "I know you keep blaming yourself for this, but you just can't." "When my mom died, I thought that because I was a nurse" "I should have been able to prevent it somehow." "But over time I realized that bad things are going to happen and beating yourself up isn't going to help anyone." "That's it, sweetie." "Come here." "Come here." "Nurse, I need you to help me drain some fluid." "But first, we have to work on this patient." "Todd, take the scalpel and carve this into your arm." ""No nurse will ever touch your dangle."" " Christopher, come on." " Oh." "You know what?" "You're edgy because you're on the sidelines." " I know how that digs at you." " Yeah." "It digs at you right in here." "And that's OK, you know?" "What would you say if you could have that big knee reconstruction?" " Awesome." " You bet it is." " Right." " Yeah." "OK." " Finished." " Let's just take a second here to think about what we just did." "[Crying] We fixed an elbow, yeah?" "The last thing this man said before he went under was how much he enjoyed Sunday morning tennis." "Right?" "And I just, I think that's special." "And we're special." "This was special." "Thank you." "He actually said, "I think that's pretty special."" "Then he got all emotional." " I mean, how lame is that?" " It's pretty lame." "I'm just not into all of that sensitive touchy-feely stuff." "You hug me all the time." "And even that took a while." "Remember the first time you tried to hug me?" "Yeah!" "Your sports team won the World Series!" " What a game!" " A grand slam!" "With Dr. Stone it's different." "We're not friends." "What kind of guy gets all cuddly with people he just met?" "It's pathetic." "Dude, that's a little harsh." "How long have you been holding that button?" "Long enough for me to hear what you really think." "Great." "Is there another guy on this planet who's that sensitive?" "[J.D.] OK." "Let it out." "I got ya." "J.D.'s got ya." "Hold me tighter." "Little too tight." " There's a good spot." " [Sobbing]" " Elliot, why did I have to come?" " Because we're a couple, Keith." " We do things together." " OK." "Would it be OK if I moved?" "This couch is... uncomfortable." "Dr. Cox, I am not going to pretend to know what you're going through, but believe me, I've had my experiences." "Remember when I put my malaria patient through that painful procedure, when everyone knew he'd die anyway?" "You know what?" "I'm just going to go sit in the bathroom." "Know what I do when I'm having a really tough time getting through things?" "I just leave the city, get into nature, and just take stock of what's really important." "Just make sure you don't go to a popular parachute drop-zone." "I don't know if it was the adrenaline rush or because I thought he was an angel, but it's fastest I've gone from meeting to kissing." "Yeah." "True story." " I'm just worried about this mole." " Doesn't look cancerous." "Ah, get in there and take your pants off." " You gonna go talk to Dr. Stone?" " It'll blow over." "Plus, he's a surgeon." "Surgeons don't hold grudges." "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go scrub up." "By the way, your shift with Dr. Cox starts in ten minutes." "Turk was right." "Personal feelings shouldn't get in the way of a professional relationship, but they do." "What do you say we rebuild that knee?" "Actually, I think I'm going to let Dr. Norman here take the lead on this one, OK?" "Look, Carla, I have a real problem with what Dr. Cox did and I don't think I can go over there." "I'm gonna send somebody else over for you, OK?" "J.D. Was supposed to come but, um he... he's not coming." "[J.D.] I couldn't really worry about bailing on Dr. Cox." "The Stanleys' child was sick and I had just spent the last 20 minutes asking them awkward questions to rule out the possibility of child abuse." " Who would smother their own child?" " You'd be surprised." "There's Munchausen Syndrome, where a parent will intentionally harm their child to get attention themselves." "I've never heard of that." "Someone should do a public service announcement about it." "[J.D.] Hmm." "Someone should." "Had a tough day at the office, come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink." "It's fun, right?" "Wrong." "Don't smother your kids." "That problem would be gone forever." " I am so mad at you." " Yeah, you big jerk." "How could you stand up Dr. Cox?" "Wait, is that what we came to yell at him for?" "Well, yeah." "What did you think it was?" "Apparently J.D. Told Mr. Ketay I'm throwing a birthday party." "He asked where the cake was." "I panicked." "I told him we got him a weekend in Vegas." " What?" " Can I see Celine Dion?" "Oh, anything you want, Mr. Ketay!" "You're going halfsies with me." "I can't believe you didn't show up at Dr. Cox's." "Do you have any idea who I had to send in your place?" "# Gray skies are gonna clear up" "# Put on a happy face Hap-happy-hap" "# Brush off the clouds and cheer up" "If you're not digging this," "I've got a hundred jokes about these." "# Sunshine all over the place" "# Just put on Put on" "# A happy face #" "Yeah." "I'm just not down with the whole drinking and doctoring thing." " Deal with it." " [Snaps fingers]" "Excuse me." "I'll never get a good surgery on this rotation." "I can help you with Dr. Stone." "He's one of my people." " He's a sensie." " What's a sensie?" "It's short for sensitive guy." "Our music is acoustic alternative." "We marvel at fireflies." "And when we help a drunk girl home from the bar, sure, we cop a feel a feel of her hair as we're pulling it back so she doesn't get vomit on it." "I'm having a weird med school flashback." "I think you held my hair back while I vomited." "It was our last year." "I didn't want you to get Jägermeister in your cornrows." " My Latrell Sprewell phase." " Hockey?" " Basketball." " Damn it." " What am I going to do about Dr. Stone?" " You're going to cry in front of him." "Laugh if you must, but it'll show you have emotional depth and it will trigger a nurturing impulse inside him that we sensies can't resist." "How the hell am I supposed to cry?" "You need to cry." "Let's brainstorm." "I could hit you over the head with a wrench." "Or..." "I could stab you in the gut with a knife." "# Knife-wrench" "Practical and safe." "Whoa!" "Ow!" " Oh!" "Oh, boy!" " Anyhoo, don't worry about crying." "I got this menthol from the pharmacy." "I read online that actors in Holly-weird spray their eyes when they need to fake-cry." "Why do you have five?" "I'm using it for the final death scene in my movie, Dr. Acula." "Last night, my German financier, Hans, rest in peace, died on the Autobahn." "So now I got to shoot the whole thing on my cell phone." "Hello, Bob." " No cheek kiss necessary." " Oh, good." "I had pipe breath." "So... when was the last time I was here?" "'97?" "I know it's been a while because Enid could still fit through that door." "I shouldn't joke, she's very ill." "I'm going to go take a shower." "Oh, Perry?" "I don't really know why I'm here, but Nurse Espinosa said if I didn't, she'd stop coming over to my house and giving instructions to my pool boy." "He speaks English, but doesn't have front teeth, so I can never look at him without laughing." "[Kelso chuckling]" "Anyway, I don't know what she expects me to say to you." "I mean, all you do is bust my ass day in and day out." "I guess you... you keep me in line on those rare occasions when I lose sight of things." "You could say we balance each other out pretty well." "[Sighing]" "Perry the hospital needs you." "I need you." "What the hell are you doing?" "Did Elliot leave without telling me?" "Why is there an intern in my bathroom?" "It's not my birthday." "She made me watch." "OK, there he is." "You ready?" "Ow!" "He's the one that needs to cry, you idiot." "Not me." "Ow!" "Oh yeah." "I forgot all about that crying stuff." "I was just... oh hey!" "Loose thread." " No!" " Got it." "# Knife-wrench!" "For kids." "OK, he's hugging Colonel Doctor which means you got about seven seconds." "A hug takes seven seconds?" "A good one does." "Here's the plan." "You're going to tell him a story that isn't inherently sad." "When you get emotional, he will think you're extra-sensitive." "I'll nail you with the menthol." "You'll be crying like a ten-year-old Pilgrim widow." "Here he comes." "And... black-tion." " Dr. Stone." " Christopher." "Yeah, you know, I'm just out here thinking about my wife." "She's pregnant with our first child." "[J.D.] Now come on, fishy." "Take the bait." "Children are pretty darn special." "I have seven of my own, and each one is just as compassionate as the next one." "That is the quality that me and my six ex-wives tried to instill in our children." "It's overwhelming here." "Exactly." "You know, my new wife, Carol, she is four months pregnant." " Congratulations." " We're separated." "Uh-huh." "We are not so different, you and I." "[J.D.] He's not a sensie." "He's a nut job." "It's hug time, Chris." "Come here." " Whoa!" " [Thump]" "Old habit." "So he has a mild concussion and they're going to let him rest for a while." "Good." "That gives us time to come up with a new plan." "Oh, no." "That's it." "I'm done." "There's no way we will have a relationship." "Not unless I want to bear his 17th child." "He's your attending, you have to connect." "You need somebody you can look up to, someone you can count on." "What you need is someone who will always have your back." "No, J.D., that's what you need." "That's what you've always needed." "Maybe after five years working here, that's not such a good thing." "I got to go and do my shift with Dr. Cox." "[J.D.] Right then I knew what I had to do." " Hey." " What's up?" "[# Gary Jules:" "Something Else]" "You're probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh?" "I know you wanted me to, even though you'd never admit it." "Normally I would kill to get into this apartment, and you'd try and keep me out." "I say "try" because, at your Super Bowl party, which I was not invited to," "I was lucky enough to be able to watch the second half from right over there." "I was the bearded Domino's employee you invited in because I said I was a fan of Jerome Bettis, whoever the hell that is." "Anyway, I tried to convince myself the reason I didn't come earlier was because of you coming into work drunk." "But that's not it." "I was scared." "I guess after all this time," "I still think of you as, like, this superhero that will help me out of any situation I'm in." "I needed that." "But that's my problem, you know, and I'll deal with that." "I guess I came over here to tell you how proud of you I am." "Not because you did the best you could for those patients but because after 20 years of being a doctor when things go badly, you still take it this hard." "And I got to tell you, man, I mean that's the kind of doctor I want to be." "[J.D.] Maybe he just needed time to heal, or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared, but I'd like to believe it was because of me that he was finally able to say this..." "You don't drink scotch." "That's awful." "I'm glad you finally shaved." "[J.D.] That's the thing about family." "If you fall off the deep end, you can always count on them to rally around you." "And when you come back, you might get a quick hug a pat on the shoulder maybe just a nod but no words really need to be spoken." "Of course it's always nice when they are." "J. D thank you." "You're welcome."

"Oh, you look like you're coming from a wedding." "Was it a nice one?" "Uh, it's a long story, and I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't feel like talking about it." "It all started when the bride asked to see me..." "Wow." "Okay, don't sugarcoat it, Mosby." "Just give it to me straight, okay?" "How bad is Barney freaking out right now?" "Oh, he's fine." "No, I'm serious." "He's totally fine." "I have a better tie at home!" "It's cornflower blue!" "It's cornflower blue!" "You may rest assured, Barney Stinson is absolutely 100% going through with this wedding." "(sighs) Okay." "Good news." "Um, just one small issue, uh..." "I can't go through with this wedding." "♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x01 ♪ Farhampton Original Air Date on September 24, 2012" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Okay, calm down, everyone feels this way on their wedding day." "It'll pass." "No." "It's more than that." "I'm having a serious crisis." "And I wonder if it would be hard to climb out that window." "Uh, climbing out's easy." "Climbing in's the real challenge." "Oh, right." "It's the same window, isn't it?" "Yeah." "NARRATOR:" "That story transpired in May of 2012." "As you may recall, Lily and Marshall were gloriously happy having just welcomed your cousin Marvin." "While Barney and Quinn were gloriously happy having just gotten engaged." "And Robin, well..." "Ah, got it!" "Man, that sum'bitch had been in there since breakfast!" "Robin: one, poppy seed: zero." "Heck, this calls for some champagne." "I think there's some in the fridge." "We'll get it." "We're totally not gonna go have sex in the kitchen, if that's what you're thinking." "Aw, we're not?" "No, no, we are." "I already took off your bra." "Oh!" "Hey, are you guys sure you can handle champagne?" "You haven't slept in like a week." "We should just call it a night." "Oh, I see what this is about." "You feel weird because Barney's engaged." "What?" "!" "No." "Of course not." "And I will tell you why it's not weird." "What's not weird?" "The fact that Barney's engaged." "Barney's engaged?" "!" "Heck, this calls for some champagne." "I think there's some in the fridge." "Oh, my God, why don't you both just admit it:" "You're deliriously exhausted." "BOTH:" "We're fine!" "Really?" "We're not gonna be the kind of people who have a baby and become total zombies." "MARSHALL:" "Yes, Robin." "We're not gonna be the kind of people that have a zombie and become total babies." "Okay, well, what the I was saying is... (slow, garbled speech)" "Do you understand?" "Yes!" "God, yes!" "You are preaching to the choir, sister." "Whew!" "Hey." "So..." "I am thinking about my bridal party and, uh, I don't have a lot of girlfriends." "I mean, I have work friends, but I worked at a strip club and I know they'll just complain about any bridesmaid's dress that has a front, so..." "Would you guys be my bridesmaids?" "I'd be honored." "Yes!" "Not you, Marshall." "But, yay, thank you!" "Oh." "Oh, thank you." "Oh, my gosh." "It's gonna be so much fun." "Yeah, now it's weird." "What's weird?" "Me being Quinn's bridesmaid." "Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, sweetie." "She probably won't even ask you." "She just did." "And we both said yes." "Heck, this calls for some champagne." "I think there's some in the fridge." "NARRATOR:" "Meanwhile, I was also gloriously happy, driving off into the sunset with Victoria, who left her fiance Klaus at the altar for me." "There was just one problem." "I wonder if Klaus found your note yet." "My note?" "Yeah, you know, the "I'm leaving you at the altar" note." "Is that a thing?" "(tires screech)" "When you leave someone at the altar, you always leave a note." "It's common courtesy." "I think common courtesy went out the window when I did." "Look, when Stella left me at the altar, at least I got an explanation." "I mean, that note is what keeps you sane." "You read it, you re-read it, you memorize it, you sleep with it, you sniff it because it still kind of smells like her, and then, finally... you let it go... tied to a brick, right through her perfect" "little suburban bay window." "I'll just text him." "You're leaving a note." "So, Barney and I have already disagreed on a few of the wedding details." "I want to go with a buffet, and he wants to ride down the aisle on a grizzly bear." "He'll be wearing a tux." "Fine, fine, I'll settle for a panda bear, but you have to call my tailor." "He'll be furious about the switch." "ROBIN:" "Hey, Barney, uh..." "We've gotta talk." "Um, Quinn just asked me to be one of her bridesmaids." "Isn't she even a little weirded out that you and I used to date?" "Quinn doesn't have a jealous bone in her body." "She rolls with the punches." "She..." "Doesn't have a clue." "No, she does not." "Okay." "Okay." ""Klaus, there is no easy way to tell you why I won't be marrying you today." "Have a great summer, Victoria."" "That's it?" "No, no, we gotta do this right." "Well, you can't write it." "One look, it's gonna be obvious it's a guy's handwri..." "Oh no, we're good." "Okay, fine, you write, I'll advise." "(sighs)" ""Klaus."" "Just "Klaus"?" "Come on, give it some heart, the poor guy." ""Dear sweet Klaus..."" ""Sweet?" What, are you still in love with this jerk?" "I'm doing this on my own." "I'm sorry, I just... you know, I feel bad for the guy." "I'm stealing the greatest girl in the world away from him." "You're not stealing me." "I'm choosing you." "Because you are loving and you are caring... and you are going to go deliver this note." "Wait, you want me to go in there?" "It took everything I had to climb out that church window today." "and if I have to go back in there," "I'm not sure I can do it again." "It has to smell like you." "(shuts door)" "So Quinn has no idea that we used to date?" "None whatsoever." "Okay, Barney, think this through." "Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with Quinn..." "Oh, God, you have a point." "Haven't gotten to it yet." "(anxious laugh)" "Of course." "Continue." "Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with Quinn and keep this secret?" "I mean, she's gonna find out." "Quinn's not gonna find out because I've destroyed every piece of evidence that you and I were ever a couple." "That's ridiculous." "You couldn't have gotten rid of all of it." "You replaced me with a tiger." "I couldn't completely get you out of that one." "Had to get creative." "Well, I'm glad that deleting our entire time together was so easy for you." "But I guarantee you:" "Quinn is gonna find out eventually." "No, she won't." "I just need your help." "Yours, too." "I know you're out of it, but you have to promise not to tell Quinn, okay?" "Tell Quinn what?" "Exactly." "No, she's really asking." "Tell Quinn what?" "(water burbling)" "BOTH:" "Ooooooh..." "Can't climb the drainpipe." "What?" "When I was in fourth grade, I couldn't climb the rope in gym class and all the other kids made fun of me, even though it wasn't my fault." "I had to go after Efthimios Papajapoulos." "The rope was slick with lamb grease!" "Okay, so just walk in the front door and act like you belong." "Here." "Here's the key to the dressing room." "Can I help you?" "Hi." "I'm the church handyman." "I'm here to fix the broken thing." "It's busted." "The bride is taking a "schnooze."" "She asked me to stand watch so that no one disturbs her." "I'll be quick." "You will be dead." "I used to wrestle in Leipzig." "You know what?" "A note's redundant." "You're not there." "He gets it." "No, you were right, I have to leave a note." "It's common courtesy." "Well, it's not gonna be possible with Andrea the Giant standing guard up there." "Oh, right, Klaus's sister." "It's too bad Barney's not here." "Man, he lives for bridesmaids." "Right, but he's not." "And it's not like he could seduce Uta over the phone." "Challenge accepted!" "Honey, it's not cheating if it's on the phone, right?" "Say what now?" "Quinn's on board!" "Text me her number!" "You filthy, disgusting man!" "But yes, I will do that to myself at your instruction." "Let me find a broom closet." "Oh, ja, good." "I did it." "I did it!" "You're amazing." "Let's get out of here." "I left the car keys in the dressing room." "Pretty sure the door locked behind me." "(car horn beeping)" "Oh, God..." "Oh, God..." "Oh, God..." "I found it kind of insulting that Barney doesn't think we can keep this secret." "I mean, yeah, Marvin's keeping us up all night." "But he's still the prettiest little girl in the city." "Baby, did you just hear yourself?" "You said, "Prettiest little girl in the city."" "I think you meant "country""" "Yeah." "I mean, what does Barney think?" "We're just gonna blurt out that he used to date..." "Shh!" "Oh... that was close." "Quinn could've heard us through the... (mouthing)" "Good catch!" "I almost just blurted out that Barney used to date Robin!" "Barney used to date Robin?" "!" "(screaming)" "(baby crying)" "When did you get in here?" "Like, ten minutes ago when you said," ""Hey Quinn, let's all go hang out in Marvin's room."" "Aufwiedersehen, fraulein." "You know, I hate to perpetuate the stereotype, but German female wrestlers from Saxony are just begging for it." "You dated Robin?" "Verdammt!" "I'm sorry I lied to you." "I'll tell you everything." "The whole story." "Fine." "You have one minute before I walk out that door." "Um, it's, uh, kind of a long story, Quinn." "Gonna take a bit little longer than a minute." "52 seconds." "Seven years ago, when Marshall and Lily got engaged," "Ted saw Robin across a crowded room, and I said, "Oh, yeah, you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played "Have you met Ted?"" "They went to dinner, he walked her home, shoulda kissed her, didn't-- lame-- so he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place, should've kissed her, didn't-- lame." "He threw three parties, they kissed on the roof, but decided to be friends-- lame-- then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria," "didn't kiss her either-- lame-- not a great closer, Ted-- but he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria," "Ted did a rain dance, got Robin, Ted and Robin broke up," "Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud," "Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning that as much as possible, I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, we made up..." "Robin and I started dating, I got fat, her hair fell out." "We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora," "Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you and you took my grandpa's watch but I fell in love with you anyway, and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me" "and you said yes and we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything!" "Also I went on the Price Is Right and won a dune buggy." "Goodbye, Barney." "Good..." "I j..." "She lets you fart in front of her?" "MARSHALL:" "Barney... you go get that girl." "Oh, God!" "You cannot tell anyone that you saw me." "I cannot get married today!" "Klaus?" "Oh, I'm a mess." "I threw up in the cloakroom, I blamed a small child." "I cannot get married." "I left a note." "Good for you." "Not everyone thinks of that." "Who doesn't leave a note?" "It's common courtesy." "Thank you!" "Do you have the time?" "Um..." "Yeah, it's 20 after 7:00." "Ah, sehr gut." "I can still make the 8:05 back to the city." "Auf wiedersehen!" "NARRATOR:" "And suddenly it hit me:" "a way to absolve Victoria of any blame." "All I had to do was climb that drainpipe." "What?" "No, Klaus, no." "(melodramatic weeping)" "Mach schnell, sleepyhead, it's time to..." "I know about you and Barney." "(Marshall gasps) Who told her?" "!" "You guys did." "God, go to sleep." "Okay, no one is going anywhere until we find out who told you." "Look... there is nothing going on between me and Robin." "And why should I believe that?" "Well, for starters, I have a boyfriend." "No, Robin, you don't have to do this." "There've been enough lies." "I'm not lying." "His name is Nick." "I didn't want to jinx it by telling everyone, so I just told Marshall and Lily." "You can tell 'em, guys." "We were just talking about this earlier today." "ROBIN:" "Okay, well, what I was saying is... (water burbling)" "I have no desire to get Barney back because I'm with Nick now and, well, I don't want to be crude, but I want to spend all day licking his abs." "Do you understand?" "Yes!" "God, yes!" "You are preaching to the choir, sister." "I stand by it." "Guys, it's okay." "You're new parents." "You just need to get some sleep." "We're fine!" "(baby crying)" "(Marshall and Lily crying)" "This is hard, guys." "Really hard." "(crying, then snoring)" "Oh, God!" "Stay with me." "Stay with me." "Go get your baby." "Yeah." "Look, it doesn't matter that you have a boyfriend." "I'm always gonna be wondering if you secretly still have feelings for Barney." "I don't care who this guy is." "Okay, we're good." "Okay, well," "I'm glad I left work early for this." "Robin, maybe later we can discuss the meaning of the word "emergency" and the phrase" ""Trapped under a car."" "Okay." "Okay." "You know he has chicken legs." "Little tiny chicken legs." "You guys saw those, right?" "Honey, it's not cheating if I lie down on the bar and let Nick do a shot from my belly button, right?" "Say what now?" "Barney's on board!" "Nick, hold on!" "Thanks for your help today." "Yeah, sure." "Although, it, uh, kind of sucked seeing how easy it was for you to throw away everything from our relationship." "(scoffs)" "I..." "I could never do that." "622 West 14th Street." "NARRATOR:" "And so, Victoria and I were back where we started." "But there was something I couldn't get off my mind..." "I'll be right back." "Uh, excuse me." "Oh, hey, it's you." "Ja, okay, I'm not sure what kind of vibe" "I was giving off before, but I am not interested in your schnitzel, okay?" "No, no, no, no, no" " God, no." "I-I just have one quick question:" "Victoria seems like a great girl." "Why wouldn't you want to marry her?" "Ach, okay, Victoria is wunderbar." "I'm sorry, wunderbar is the German word for wonderful." "Yeah, no, I know." "Oh, you speak German?" "(Klaus speaking in German)" "No..." "No, no, no..." "No, just-just-just the one word." "Oh." "Oh." "Ah..." "Okay, Victoria." "There is a word in German:" "Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz." "And the closest translation would be..." ""Lifelong Treasure of Destiny."" "And Victoria is wunderbar, but she is not my Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz." "She is my Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand, you know?" "You know wunderbar but you don't know Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand?" "That is something we learn in kindergarten." "I'm sorry, "kindergarten" is the German word for" "No, no, I know that one." "Oh, okay." "But you don't know Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand?" "You are maddeningly inconsistent." "It means..." ""the thing that is almost the thing that you want but it's not quite."" "Das ist Victoria to me." "How do you know she's not Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz?" "I mean, maybe as the years go by, she'll get" "Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz -ier." "Oh, nein, nein, nein." "Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time." "It is something that happens instantaneously." "It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm filling you and emptying you all at once." "You feel it throughout your body... ♪ Coming up only ♪ In your hands... ♪ To show you wrong ♪ in your heart... in your stomach..." "♪ And to know you is hard ♪ ...in your skin... ♪ We wonder ♪" "Of course you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen." "Pardon my French." "Have you ever felt this way about someone?" "Yeah, I think so." "If you have to think about it, you have not felt it." "And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday?" "Of course." "Everyone does eventually." "You just never know when or where." "NARRATOR:" "And he was right." "Unfortunately, the "when" of it was still a little ways down the road." "But the "where" of it?" "(thunder crashes)" "♪ Really too late to call ♪" "♪ So we wait for ♪" "♪ Morning to wake you is all we got ♪" "Yeah, there's your change." "Oh, and don't forget your guitar." "♪ To know me as hardly golden ♪" "♪ Is to know me all wrong, they warn ♪" "♪ Ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"Previously on "Dark Matter"..." "Alicia Reynaud." "Business magnate, venture capitalist, ruthless criminal..." "Bad news." "We're going after her." "This is just a fact-finding mission." "Once we find out what this card does and how, get out of there." "With the Blink Drive, you just disappear from one place and reappear somewhere else." "Initiating Blink Drive." "[rumbling] [high-pitched hum]" "Something's wrong." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪ [electricity hissing]" "[alarm blaring]" "What the hell is happening?" "I'm detecting micro-breaches throughout the ship." "Weapons and shields are down." "Nav systems are offline." "Engines are damaged, both FTL and sub-light." "Rerouting power from damaged sections." "♪ ♪" "Our weapons and shields are up." "Nav systems are online." "Sub-light engines are back, and working on FTL." "Well, that didn't go exactly as planned, did it?" "Yeah, but was it a successful test of the Blink Drive?" "No, we fell well short of our target destination." "How short?" "We only traveled 1.2 miles." "1.2?" "Guys, we could've walked." "What happened?" "I'll have to run a thorough diagnostic, which may take some time." "The Drive may also require repair and adjustments, which could also delay our next attempt." "Next attempt?" "Are you kidding me?" "We barely survived the first one." "No, once we figure it out, that device will allow us instantaneous travel anywhere in the universe." "We can't give up." " [console beeping]" " What is that?" "It's a distress call from Regulus-12." "Devon and Nyx are on that station." "Take us back." "[engines blasting]" "Approaching the station." "Are you receiving any other transmissions?" "Just the one." "It appears to be on a loop, broadcasting at recurrent 3-minute intervals." "Other than that, oddly, none." "[suspenseful music]" "Why is it so dark?" "What the hell?" "♪ ♪" "The station appears to have come under attack." "Devon and Nyx..." "Take us in." "I can't." "The bays are damaged and are now exposed to atmosphere." "We need to get in and help the survivors." "I'm sorry, Two." "I don't believe there are any." "[somber music]" "♪ ♪ [breathes shakily] [rumbling]" "What's that?" "They're ships." "I'm detecting three in all." "Onscreen." "♪ ♪" "Hang on a sec." "That looks like..." "It can't be." "It's..." "Us." "It's the "Raza."" "♪ ♪ [energy surging] [rock music] [dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "What the hell was that?" "It just disappeared." "How is that possible?" "The residual negative energy I'm detecting suggests they're in possession of a Blink Drive not unlike our own." "Well, a fully functioning one." "I don't know what the hell's going on, but I've had enough." "Get us out of here." "[all grunt]" "What was that?" "A third Mikkei destroyer just dropped out of FTL and opened fire on us." "Can we jump?" "FTL engines are still down." "[weapon whooshes, explosion]" "The damage to the Blink Drive is impeding our ability to restore them." "Get down to system control and disengage it." "Get us up and running." "Let's buy them some time." "You got it." "[tense music]" "♪ ♪" "We're about to have more company." "The other two Mikkei ships are closing fast." "Hold your fire." "Divert all power to the shields." "[weapon whooshes, explosion]" "This is the "Raza." We are standing down." " Please respond." " [weapon whooshes, explosion]" "This is the "Raza." Please respond." "We are not your enemies." "We are allies of your Commander Truffault." "We're not looking for a fight here." "♪ ♪" " This is Commander Truffault." " Truffault?" "What the hell are you trying to pull?" "What's going on?" "Why are your ships attacking us?" "We're attacking you because we're at war." "What are you talking about?" "You've decimated a dozen of our outposts, destroyed three of our ships, and now you claim you don't know what's going on." "The fact that you're even talking to me suggests there's something wrong with your Blink Drive, otherwise you'd be long gone by now." "How does she know about the Drive?" "I don't know." "Either you surrender and let us board, or we blast you to bits and pick through your scattered remnants." "♪ ♪" "Commander, I don't know what's going on." "Your delay tactics won't work." "The second we pick up readings of a jump attempt, we will annihilate you." "Again, awaiting your decision, "Raza."" "♪ ♪" "All right, I promise you no resistance, provided you can guarantee the safety of my crew." "Turn over the Drive, and you have a deal." "Done. "Raza" out." "Five, how's it looking down there?" "Stand by." "[sighs] It's not good." "The Blink Drive is fried." "What about the FTL engines?" "We'll have to re-route through another access port." "That will take some time." " How long?" " Approximately 30 minutes." "Good." "Keep working on it." "We're about to have some company." "[foreboding music]" "♪ ♪ [keys clacking]" "♪ ♪" "I've placed the sections outside the air lock and the mess hall under lockdown." "This is as much for their protection as it is for yours." "Do not attack unless engaged." "♪ ♪" "And I need you all to stay out of sight." "♪ ♪" "We need to draw this out, buy some time to make repairs." "Once we get the FTL up and running, we'll make the jump." "They said they'd open fire if we tried." "I'm counting on the fact that they won't..." "Not with their own people on board." "Two out." "Shouldn't you be with Five?" "She doesn't require my assistance." "Besides, I've made a surprising discovery that I think you should know about." "I've detected an anomalous distortion in the area of the ship's exit point into normal space." "Right, because we used the Blink Drive." "But likely not in the way in which it was intended." "A slight variance in the temperature of the cosmic microwave background suggests a highly unusual possibility..." "We may have inadvertently traveled to a parallel universe." "What?" "The multiverse theory of quantum physics posits the existence of alternate worlds running parallel to our own..." "Divergent time streams that may differ slightly or even significantly than the reality that we inhabit." "They can theoretically be accessed by..." "Punching a hole through space-time." "It would explain a lot..." "Mikkei's unusually aggressive actions," "Commander Truffault's knowledge of the Blink Drive, and, of course, the other "Raza."" "[dramatic music]" "The rest of the crew will no doubt have a hard time believing this." "The rest of the crew is not who I'm worried about." "♪ ♪" "Are you done?" "If you want to run a scan, I can give you the coordinates." "I have no interest in either proving or disproving your lunatic theory." "I'm here for the Drive." "I'm sure you have someone on board who'll be able to confirm it's genuine." "I gave you the device." "I held up my end of the deal." "And so will I." "I guarantee the safety of you and your crew... until delivery to Central, at which point my superiors will decide what to do with you." "I'm afraid it's not gonna be that simple." "Oh, no?" "This section of the ship is under lockdown." "My crew is armed and hidden." "We won't be going down without a fight." "[chuckles]" "I will just have to return to my ship, then." "Making it back might be a problem." "Looks like we're at an impasse." "Have your men withdraw." "You stay." "Once our FTL is operational, we will make the jump, and we will drop you off at the nearest space station." "You got what you came for." "Granted, it's damaged, probably irreparably, but it's possible to study its components and reverse engineer a working model." "You know that." " [radio beeps]" " Uh, yes?" "Are you sure?" "Sorry, Commander." "They said it was urgent." "This is Commander Truffault." "I'm in the middle of something." "Yes, okay." "What?" "How is that possible?" "And you're sure?" "Yes." " Thank you." " [radio beeps]" "We've just received reports along with visual confirmation that the "Raza" has just launched an attack against a Traugott research facility over 300 light-years from here." "Earlier..." "I believe you mentioned something about us being allies." "♪ ♪" "You gave her the Drive?" "I didn't have a choice." "It wouldn't have been much use to us anyways." "So we're stuck here in some other universe, with other versions of ourselves roaming around just doing God knows what." "Not necessarily." "The Blink Drive got us here." "Theoretically, it can get us back." "We don't have one anymore." "But we know who does." "If we want to get home, we've got to go after the other "Raza."" "As the Galactic War enters its second month, the unprecedented death toll continues to rise." "And while no one has claimed responsibility for the bombing on the diplomatic summit of Eos-7 which sparked current hostilities, unconfirmed reports from within the League of Autonomous Worlds are said to point the finger squarely at Ferrous Corporation or agents operating on their behalf." "Ferrous Corp has steadfastly denied the charges." "The allegations are ridiculous." "Ferrous Corp lost people in that attack as well, and we believe the evidence will show it is the work of anticorporate rebels." "Regardless of whether or not they were behind the attack, there's no denying that Ferrous Corp has come out ahead in the conflict to date." "How goes it?" "I'm almost done... for whatever that's worth." "I don't understand." "Well, we'll have the FTL up and running, but that won't get us back home." "But this ship is our home." "I mean back to our reality." "What difference does it make?" "Whether here or there, there's nothing for us but this ship... and each other." "Yeah." "Anyway, what are the others doing?" "The space station's data hub is still operational, so they're researching this reality and their alternate selves." "Why?" "Aren't you the least bit curious to find out what path life may have taken had circumstances been different?" "No, because I'm happy with how things turned out." "And I have a bad feeling that... in this universe, I wouldn't want to know." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪ [computer beeps, whirring]" "This is Lieutenant Kal Varrick reporting from the "Raza."" "I've already uploaded the virus that will sabotage the engines." "Once we drop out, the ship will start broadcasting a subspace signal which should facilitate tracking." "The "Raza"'s security mechanism is an android." "Verbal shutdown command..." "Three-tango-five, gulf-sierra-six." "Get to her fast, because if she perceives an insurmountable threat, she's programmed to wipe the ship's data stores." "Now, if all goes according to plan," "I'll be... [door sliding open]" "Hey, what the hell?" "♪ ♪" "Sources within the Mikkei combine accuse Ferrous Corp of hiring outlaw mercenaries to aid in their war effort, most notably the fugitive ship "Raza."" "Believed to be among the crew are Marcus Boone and Portia Lin, both wanted on galactic warrants for terrorism and mass murder." "Recently, Lin has been tied to an attack on the headquarters of Dwarf Star Technologies, which claimed the lives of over 200 company personnel, including that of CEO Alexander Rook." "What have you learned?" "That we're about as popular in this reality as we are in our own." "You?" "I think I may have found a way to get to the other "Raza."" "How do we do that?" "By sending them an invitation." "You think they'd trust us?" "Not us..." "This reality's version of me..." "Emperor Ishida Ryo of Zairon." "♪ ♪ [engines blasting]" "[keys clacking]" "I told you I didn't want to see you until you finished clearing those crates." "I did finish." "So we don't have to worry about booby traps?" "No, because I spaced everything." "What?" "You said it yourself..." "Probably more trouble than they're worth." "Why didn't you just question the prisoners?" "What prisoners?" "[scoffs] You didn't." "Mm..." "Oh..." "What am I gonna do with you?" "That's your call, boss." "Oh?" "[console ringing]" "No." "No!" "[laughing]" "Ryo... it's been a while." "It's good to see you, Portia." "What do you want?" "You less so." "I've been presented with an opportunity that may be of interest to you." "Do tell." "I will, when we meet to discuss." "Now is good." "I can't risk anyone intercepting our subspace communications." "Then forget about it." "We're busy." "We got stuff to steal..." "People to kill." "Well, the "Raza" can get anywhere in an instant." "You can make time." "And trust me... for this, you're going to want to." "No." " Okay." " [sighs]" "We're coming to Zairon." "No, Zairon is no longer safe." "There are spies everywhere." "I'll send you the coordinates in a separate data burst." "Why do I get the feeling that guy hates me, huh?" "Am I imagining it?" "No, you're definitely not imagining it." "♪ ♪" "Do you think they'll show?" "Oh, sure." "Whether it will be to meet with you or kill you, that remains to be seen." "♪ ♪" "There's no room to dock, so we'll be taking the "Marauder" in." "It looks like there's a pocket on the lower levels that still has life support." "If you spot any trouble, just give us a heads-up." "You got it." "[energetic music]" "♪ ♪" "Ryo, what have you got for us?" "[tense music]" "What is this?" "What do you want?" "For starters, I'll take that coat." "Quick in-and-out..." "We get the Drive, and we go." "Yeah, well, I wasn't planning on hanging around to check the place out." "I'm a little curious about other me's gun collection." "[laughs]" "Some other time, then, huh?" "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "Make it quick." "♪ ♪" "Got it." "♪ ♪" "Whoa." "What'd you do?" "It wasn't me." "They're engaging the engines." "Oh, shit." "We're gonna... [ship pulsating]" "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "Hey." "How'd it go with Ishida?" "We've still got business on that space station." "Yeah, well, we got business right here too." "Neiman's orders." "We need to clear up some misunderstanding on a mining colony." "What kind of misunderstanding?" "Mm, the usual." "You coming?" "♪ ♪" "In there." "Yeah, yeah." "Duplicates of us." "Duplicate "Raza."" "May I make an educated guess as to what's going on?" "No, you may not." " Four?" " Yes?" "We've been contacted by Commander Truffault." "She wants to know how it went." "Complications?" "The ship jumped." "They're gone." "So your friends were unsuccessful?" "That remains to be seen." "They're still on board." "What about Lin and Boone?" "We have them." "Far from ideal." "Okay, Emperor... coming to you." "All right." "[indistinct shouting in the distance]" "Hey, how you doing?" "Excuse me." "[indistinct shouting continues]" "Let me do the talking." "Don't I always?" "You with Ferrous Corp?" "We're their representatives." "We're here to speak on their behalf." "Yeah, there ain't nothing to talk about." "We're declaring independence." "You know Ferrous Corp isn't gonna let that happen." "Well, maybe we need to show them we're serious..." "Willing to kill for our freedom... starting with you two." "[tense music]" "Push comes to shove, most would be willing to kill for their freedom." "Willing to die..." "That's another matter." "Now, trust me, there'll be plenty of time for both later." "Right now we just want to talk." "♪ ♪" "After you." "♪ ♪" "Hey!" "Hey." "What's up?" "[grunts]" "Mm." "[grunts] Ah." "Um, you know..." "Mm." "[shouts, coughs]" " [softly] Hi." " Hi." "[panting]" "What?" "Maybe this isn't a good time." "What are you talking about?" "We got maybe 20 minutes before they get back." "That's kind of tight, isn't it?" "Are you serious?" "20 minutes would be a record for you." "Really?" "Okay, look..." "Yeah, I've had a bad day, and maybe we can just, uh... pick it up again tomorrow, all right?" "Mm." "Ugh!" "Can't believe you still fall for that." "[groans]" "Later, loser." "[grunts]" "Ugh." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "You tested the device without making the proper adjustments." "You didn't account for temporal displacement." "That's why you and the rest of your crew are here." "Instead of going from point A to point B in your reality, you punched a hole through space-time and ended up here, where our Ishida reclaimed his throne." "Something you obviously haven't done... not yet." "Mind you, I don't know how you're gonna do that without the Blink Drive." "Well, how did he do it?" "Little help from his friends." "[dark music]" "Go on." "I can vent the atmosphere in there, stand here, and watch you die." "I'm shaking." "Try me." "Mm." "After Eos-7, the corporations backing Pyr pulled out." "They had bigger things to worry about, so we took advantage and helped Zairon destroy their fleet." "And they welcomed you back with open arms." "Did I have allies in the palace?" "You made a deal with a couple of old friends, members of the royal court who you knew you could still trust." "Your stepbrother, Hiro, was one of them." "That came back to bite you in the ass." "How?" "He started lobbying for democratic rights." "But you put an end to that." "[groaning softly]" "The Ryo we know can make the hard decisions and exploit the right opportunities." "♪ ♪" "What's holding you back, hmm?" "♪ ♪" "I know what you're thinking..." "Ferrous Corp is too busy fighting a war to worry about some insignificant mining community." "But you're wrong." "They're gonna come down on you hard, because if they don't, it'll send a message to every other insignificant mining community that Ferrous is weak and can't keep its own house in order." "We won't be intimidated." "You don't understand." "We're not here to... [dramatic music]" " [groans]" " What the hell?" "I said you could do the talking." "[moaning]" "I didn't say anything about the shooting." "Time to move." "♪ ♪" "Let her go." " What, you mean alive?" " Yes, alive." "Now." "What the hell is your problem today?" ""Raza," this is the "Marauder."" "So do we spank them?" "Affirmative." "Prep it." "We're on our way back." " Prep what?" "The nuke." "This mining colony's about to learn the hard way, you don't mess with Ferrous Corp." ""Raza," this is the "Marauder."" " Yeah?" " Stand down." "What?" "I'm ordering you to stand down." "And what have I told you about giving me orders?" "I don't know what the hell you think..." "Shut up." "We are not dropping a nuke on this facility." "Why not?" "Because there's another way to deal with this situation." "Sure, but we don't have time to shoot them all." "A way that doesn't involve anyone getting killed." "[dramatic music]" "Corso?" "Hey, do I need to remind you we have a job to do here?" "And we will get it done, but not by destroying this colony and everyone in it." "♪ ♪" "Corso, do you copy?" "Corso, do... [console beeps]" "What?" "Something's up." "What do you mean?" "You're acting strange." "What happened on that space station?" "What did Ishida say to you?" "I'll tell you back on the ship." "You'll tell me now." "[switch clicks, ship whirring] [suspenseful music]" "♪ ♪ [console beeping]" "♪ ♪" "[console beeping]" "[groaning]" " Hello." " Huh?" "Oh, hey." "As this ship's service android, it's my duty to inform the crew of any impending danger." "Yeah." "In this case, it's the nuclear missile we just launched that's headed towards the planet's surface, where the "Marauder" is presently located." "What?" "Can you override its nav systems?" "Unfortunately, I can't." "Oh, man." "♪ ♪" "Shit." "♪ ♪ [beeping]" "Boom." "Good night, Portia." "You shifty son of a bitch." "You say that like it's a bad thing." "What's up?" "You launched that nuke while she was still down on the planet" "Yeah, The Android told me." "That little snitch." "I'm gonna have to re-jig her neural interface... but yours first." "Yeah?" "[tense music]" "♪ ♪" "Hello, lover." "I'll never forget the first time I ever punched you." "You told me I hit like a girl." "You do." "You hit like a super-fit, well-trained, scary, scary girl." "For months, Corso's been secretly gunning for you two, and I'm the only reason you're still alive." "Well, then I'm sure we can both appreciate the irony of you standing over me with that knife." "Tash." "You're on the wrong side of this." "Corso just tired to kill Wexler and me down on that planet." "He launched an orbital nuke while we were still on the surface." "Where is Wexler?" "He's back on the "Marauder."" "Wexler, it's Tash." "Come in." "He can't respond right now." "Why not?" "Because he's unconscious, but let me explain." "♪ ♪" "Do we really have to do this... again?" "♪ ♪" "As this ship's service android, it's my duty to protect the crew from harm... and, on occasion, each other." "[both grunt]" "Thank you." "You're welcome." "You know why our Two and Three aren't like them?" "Because of you." "I don't know exactly what happened, but in this reality, you weren't there to save my life." "There was no mind wipe, and... everything turned out different." "Sorry to interrupt, but a Mikkei cruiser just dropped out of FTL." "It launched a shuttle which should be arriving shortly." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "Lock us down." "♪ ♪" "Any word from your people?" "Not yet." "[high-pitched buzzing] [both groan]" "Hmm." "♪ ♪ [device beeps] [energetic music]" "♪" "Something's wrong." " Shut down." " No." "[breathes shakily]" "Do I have to shoot her?" "[dramatic music]" "No." "♪ ♪" "Bridge is secure." "We have the "Raza."" "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" ""Raza," this is Two." "What's your situation?" "I would best describe your current situation as dire." "Truffault?" "What the hell's going on?" "Oh, please, this is just a preemptive double-cross." " I thought we had a deal." " We did... a deal you never had any intention of honoring." "We both know that." "So here's the new deal..." "The lives of your people in exchange for the Drive." "♪ ♪" "Look, this universe or your own..." "What difference does it make?" "I mean, what the hell is waiting for you back there?" "Our own mess." "[sighs]" "♪ ♪" "The lives of your people for the Drive." "What's it gonna be?" "♪ ♪ [engines blasting]" " The shuttle just docked." " Good." "Sergeant, as soon I confirm we have the Blink Drive, you can bring the prisoners down to the air lock." "Roger that." "♪ ♪ [console beeping]" "What is this?" "Commander, this is the bridge." "Something's wrong." "We're locked out of all controls." "No, that's impossible." "Sorry about this, Commander." "I assume you had to take out our android to get control of the "Raza."" "That's fine." "We've got another one." "And you just let her on board your ship." "Commander, we're powering weapons." "♪ ♪" "Wow." "Didn't expect that." "Looks like you just took out their aft shield generator." "All right, they're in no position to take on one "Raza,"" "let alone two." "So what's it gonna be?" "That's my coat." "Not anymore." "Where's Truffault?" "We already sent her back to her ship." "I got to say," "I can't believe you work with that bitch." "Hmm." "Well, ours seems a little bit nicer... a little." "Oh, by the way, you'll find your crew members tied up in the mess." "There you are." "I'm happy to see you're up and running again." "Thank you." "I understand you've decided to return to your ship." "My presence on this "Raza" would be redundant." "Besides, my loyalty is to my crew... and to Portia in particular." "I owe her a debt of gratitude." "For what?" "For making me what I am." "♪ ♪" "Stand by." "The Blink Drive is... online." "[machine whirring]" "I've completed the nav calculations." "We're good to go." "You sure this is gonna work?" "Returning us to our original point of departure should be relatively straightforward..." "Outside of the theoretical possibility of an overload that could destroy this ship." "But the chances of that are so remote, they're hardly worth mentioning." "And yet you did." "Let's do this." "All right, everybody, get ready." "♪ ♪ [clears throat] [engines blasting]" "No pops, no sparks, no alarms..." "Looks promising." "I'm detecting something..." "A small vessel." "It appears to have just detached itself from the outer hull." "Give us a visual." "It's the "Marauder."" "That's not our "Marauder."" "Android, prepare to intercept." "[suspenseful music]" "I'm sorry, Two." "It appears this "Marauder" was FTL capable." "Who the hell did we just bring back with us?" "We're within range of Regulus-12's data hub." "Stand by." "Nice job, Kid." "The station is broadcasting normally." "It worked." "All right." "Set a course for the station." "Let's go get our people." "Yeah." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "Any word about Devon?" "Nyx says she waited for him for hours, and he never showed." " Huh." " He's not answering his comm." "Wow." "Sounds to me like he decided to move on." "Why would he do that?" "He wouldn't leave without at least saying good-bye." "How do you know?" "I mean, I'm sorry, but did any of us really know the guy?" "[somber music]" "♪ ♪ [indistinct whispers]" "♪ ♪"

"♪ Ain't got no money ♪" "♪ No fancy car ♪" "♪ Ain't got no excuses baby ♪" "♪ Hanging by the bar... ♪" "Sam?" "Table for two?" "Welcome to Zolfo's." "Order up." "♪ I don't owe you a thing ♪" "♪ But we ain't getting married ♪" "♪ I ain't buying you no diamond ring ♪" "♪ That's all right ♪" "Okay, order up in three..." "Two..." "One." "Go, go, go." "Got to serve it to 'em hot." "Smile." "♪ I don't owe you a thing ♪" "♪ I don't owe you a thing ♪" "Bourbon steak." "Signature dish." "It's for you, Grandpa Zolfo." "♪ ...getting married now ♪" "♪ I ain't buying you no diamond ring ♪" "Where the hell's the bourbon?" "Here you go, Danielle." "Hot." "Where's my paprika?" "♪ NCIS:" "New Orleans 2x22 ♪ Help Wanted Original Air Date on May 3, 2016" "♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪" "♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang ♪" "♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪" "♪ How, how, how, how ♪" "♪ Hey, hey ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪ You gotta come on. ♪" "Right with you, fellas." "Hey, Brody, I've been waiting for your call." "Sorry." "Got caught up." "Where are you?" "At the bar." "A little short on help tonight." "It sounds like you have your hands full, Pride." "Yeah, yeah." "It's always something." "All right." "You got an update on the General Matthews leak?" "Talk to me." "All right." "The documents with the privileged info on the case that were sent to the outlets, came from an IP address here in D.C." "Patton able to get you an exact location?" "Office park outside of Arlington." "Got a thermal image of the location." "Looks like some kind of server farm." "I'll check on it first thing." "Yeah, well, be careful, Brody." "We don't know what we're dealing with." "Yeah, well, we know someone wanted to disgrace" "General Matthews, and two people are dead in connection with it." "We also know they were able to access our case files." "And that takes skill." "Could be looking at an Edward Snowden, or someone worse." "If you need help, call Director Vance or Gibbs." "You're alone there." "Solitude feels right." "It'll give me a chance to hear myself think." "You should try it sometime." "Yeah, uh, well, it won't be tonight." "I gotta go." "We got a case." "So you see anything odd before the explosion?" "Uh, this is New Orleans." "You got to be a little more specific." "Like someone rushing in or out around the time it happened." "Nah, I didn't see nothing like that." "Thanks." "Mm-hmm." "Talk to me." "Explosion happened in Zolfo's kitchen." "Suspicious circumstances." "No fatalities, but ten injuries, including Navy Culinary Specialist Danielle Jarrett." "Took the brunt of the blast." "She's in town on liberty." "The mom, Elaine, stepdad, Blake, they own the place." "Witnesses?" "A lot of people heard the big boom... ran the other way." "Call Wade." "Have her go to the hospital." "C.S. Jarrett may have evidence on her." "On it." "Nearly impossible to keep these old places up and running, and then... something like this happens." "Brought Laurel here for her sixth birthday." "First big night out." "Got a lot of memories for a lot of people." "But Arson Squad doesn't seem to think that this was an accident, but they haven't found any evidence of what caused the blast." "Take a look at this." "What do you think?" "Could be a pipe bomb." "We might have something else." "EMT... said this was near Danielle's body after they pulled her out." "A package?" "Well, it could have been what the bomb came in." "Well, if that were true, it would have been obliterated in the blast." "Not necessarily." "Not if it was directional." "All right." "Print it and get it to Sebastian." "Wow, I got something." "It's the Prince of Pies." "The Prince of what?" "No." "Anthony Flanders." "You never heard of him?" "No." "Come on." "Flanders' Landing." "He's got all those restaurants." "I don't eat at those kind of places." "Ah, that's right, all your hookups get the Michelin Star treatment." "You son of a bitch, I'll kill you." "Oh, yeah?" "I'd like to see you try." "Pride, that's him." "His print is on the package." "Get off me." " Break it up, now." " Get away from me." "I come here to pay my respects and this is how I'm treated?" "I want to press full charges." "Yeah, you come over here you son of a bitch." "Get your tail out of here..." "Mr. Flanders, charges may be pressed, but not against him." "What are you talking about?" "Your prints on a suspicious package is what I'm talking about." "Let's go." "Get your damn hands off me." "You're under arrest." "On what charge?" "Assaulting a Federal Officer, and suspicion of sabotage." "What were you doing at Zolfo's after the explosion?" "It was a nice night." "I took a walk." "Been looking at your record." "Intimidation." "Extortion." "Look closer there." "Charged, but never convicted." "Blake Jarrett said you've been harassing him and his wife." "That guy." "I've been trying to buy them out for months." "They're too thick-headed to accept." "You know I got five locations here in the Greater New Orleans area." "You know why?" "I offer large portions, at affordable price points." "Package found at the crime scene." "Handwriting look familiar?" "'Cause your prints are on 'em." "You want to tell me what was inside?" "Danielle Jarrett." "She almost died last night." "You know what?" "I feel bad for her." "But I didn't do it." "You know, if her family sold to me, maybe none of this would've happened." "That sounds like a confession." "No, it's a fact." "I don't hurt people." "Hey," "I'm the Prince of Pies." "What do you think, King?" "He do this?" "Not sure." "But we owe it to Danielle to find out." "Yeah, but we have his prints." "On a scrap of packaging." "Doesn't prove much yet, till Sebastian tells us what was in the package." "And we need to know who delivered it." "I'll head to the hospital, talk to Danielle, her parents." "Meantime, pull surveillance." "Learn things." "Oh!" "God, it hurts!" "Almost done here." "Hang in there." "I" " I can't." "I can't." "Just a few more, Danielle." "The doctor needs to do this debridement." "I'll remove the shrapnel so there won't be infections." "You'll have evidence too, right?" "." "Yes, dear." "Evidence too." "Okay, good." "Where's my mom?" "She's right outside, dear." "Doctor, that IV needs to be reapplied." "I keep trying to get a good vein, but they're weak." "Here." "Good job, Danielle." "We're all done for now." "Get the guy who did this." "We found this." "It came off some kind of package." "Well, we opened up early, around all day." "Never saw that package." "Did you notice any unfamiliar people?" "Delivery men, or..." "We got deliveries coming in all the time." "You and I both know that Flanders done this." "I mean," "I watched you haul him away yesterday." "We brought him in for questioning, that's all." "He's been harassing us for months." "He's pissed we won't sell him Zolfo's." "It's been in my family for a century." "Oh, this is all my fault, isn't it?" "No." "You see this, Agent Pride?" "You see what Flanders done?" "I could kill him." "You need to keep a cool head, Mr. Jarrett." " Mm." " Ah." "They gave Danielle a sedative, she's resting." "You can be with her." "Oh, good." "Thank you" "Danielle say anything about the blast?" "No." "Just that she wanted to get the guy who did it." "The shrapnel from her body?" "I noticed a... partial number on a piece." "Maybe serial number from the bomb." "Let's get it to Sebastian." "Thanks, Loretta." "Mm-hmm." "Anything on surveillance?" "We scanned the street and traffic cams." "No luck on the mystery delivery." "But then I got to thinking." "How you took Laurel to Zolfo's on her first big night out." "Yeah." "And how my mom took me and my brother first time we visited New Orleans." "Lots of pictures, probably too many." "I wore this little tuxedo." "Man, I was looking studly." "Did you also learn to use the little fork?" "No, I learned that in cotillion." "Damn." "I was supposed to be at the bar, let the electrician in." "You want to go?" "No." "No time, I'll reschedule." "Pictures." "Right." "So we got Zolfo's reservation list, called everyone on it, scanned the selfies." "And we think our suspect could be in one of these." "Stop." "Right there, zoom in." "The guy with the package." "Run facial recognition." "JJ, what are you doing here with the redfish?" "Remember when you plate it, how did I teach you?" " Diagonal right?" " Right." "Lots of butter." "Got it." "Keep the plates clean." "Excuse me, you're in the way of my amuse-bouche." "Amuse-bouche this." "We're federal agents." "And, uh, we have you on camera delivering a very suspicious package to Zolfo's." "And ten minutes later, it went kablooey." "You think that I did that?" "Well, I think your boss Flanders put you up to it." "Talk now, and we might cut you a deal." "I got nothing to say." "Well, we know you got a record." "Using and selling cocaine, heroin..." "Keep it down, okay?" "I'm clean now." "That's old news." "I've reinvented myself." "Oh, so is that why you've been missing your meetings with your probation officer?" "Look, we can arrest you right now." "So why don't you just tell us what was in the box?" "Hey, babies." "Rats?" "You delivered rats?" "Well, it's not about the rats, it's about the mites that are on the rats." "Please, just stop talking." "Health inspector detects them, shuts down the restaurant." "And Flanders had nothing to do it." "Come on." "We found his fingerprints on the packaging." "That's 'cause I got the package from his office." "Look, Flanders said that if he got Zolfo's, he'd make me the head chef." "Go big or go home, right?" "Wash your hands 'fore you go back in there." "Sebastian analyzed the package." "Significant traces of rat DNA." "He give you anything else?" "Not so far." "We'll start fresh in the morning." "Ah!" "You okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Just, uh... doing some electrical repairs at the bar." "Tell me about your day." "Did you make it to the server farm?" "Yeah, only the place was cleaned out." "Nothing but empty offices." "Leasing company said the space was rented to something called Channel Industries, but no contact info for them at all." "Pride?" "You there?" "Sorry." "Mind went to the other case." "Too focused on Flanders and this mysterious package." "Haven't thought about other scenarios." "Yeah, well, you're a chef." "I mean, you'd know better than anyone what went on in that kitchen." "Brody, you're brilliant." "Gotta go." "Glad I could help?" "Meredith Brody?" "Agents Walker and Davis, FBI." "Need to come with us." "I'm NCIS." "We know who you are." "Please." "What are you doing?" "Confiscating your computer." "Let's go, please." "Now." "This must be a misunderstanding." "I need to call Director Vance." "Sorry to keep you up so late, Sebastian." "But if we can figure out what Danielle was doing when the blast happened..." "Figure out the source of the blast itself," "I.D. the bomber." "Let's do it." "Yeah, what do you got?" "Uh, okay, so I determined that the shrapnel pulled from Danielle was made of steel and had traces of propane on it." "Steel and propane." "All right, well, to make bourbon steak, you gotta sear it." "All right, then you add the mushrooms, the bourbon..." "And then to flambé it, you..." "Cooking torch." "No, I got the, uh, the kitchen's cooking torch here somewhere." "Yeah." "There's... it's got a lot of smoke damage, but it didn't cause the blast." "How easy would it be to sabotage something like that?" "Well, you just... got to crack the seal and then light it." "So..." "Ow!" "Sebastian!" "You all right?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Yeah." "I'm, uh, I'm okay, I'm okay." "I, uh..." "All right, well..." "I guess we know that a more powerful torch than this one caused the blast." "Pro chefs use industrial torches." "Danielle might have brought her own." "Do you remember that there was a, uh, a piece of shrapnel pulled from Danielle's body that had, uh, that had numbers on it?" "Yeah." "Well, I matched it to another piece from the crime scene, and, uh..." "Where is it?" "Here, here." ""N-A-V" "I-H-eight..."" "That's Navy requisition." "Danielle is a CS aboard the USS Hawk." "Well, someone on board could have sabotaged her torch before she left the ship." "This wasn't about the restaurant at all." "It's about Danielle." "She was the target." "You think someone wanted to hurt CS Jarrett?" "Captain Estes, evidence suggests she was the target of a bombing." "The sabotaged torch she used came from your ship." "Removing equipment from the ship without permission is against regulation." "We have a serial number." "You said she moved up the ranks fast." "Maybe she stepped on someone's toes." "Jarrett was the best Culinary Specialist we've ever had." "Morale's been at an all-time high since she started cooking for the crew." "1,300 mouths to feed, three times a day." "It's 24/7 job and Jarrett was up for the task." "Everybody loved her." "Burke." "Sir?" "CS Burke." "He worked with Jarrett and has agreed to cooperate fully." "Burke, did you see Jarrett take a torch from the ship?" "We're just trying to figure out who hurt her." "Yeah, she took a torch off ship." "But it was only because she was going to cook at her family's restaurant." "I watched her pull it from her locker myself, check it, and then leave." "Where's the locker?" "This way, ma'am." "Thanks." "Hmm." ""DRC"?" "Deployed Resiliency Counselor." "It's resource for sailors to be able to speak anonymously with a counselor about any personal issues they may be having." "She share any "issues" with you?" "No, but she seemed worried." "She's been making a lot of calls to shore on the POTS line past couple of days." "Always seems upset afterwards." "Whatever she was worried about, it doesn't seem to be about the ship." "You get the records of those calls?" "Sonja's in the radio room now." "They're gonna get us a file." "As for DRC, Danielle never made an appointment with a counselor." "So she's making ship-to-shore calls, seems worried, no one knows why?" "Yeah, it all boils down to who had access to that torch." "If it wasn't tampered with on board that ship, had to be on shore." "That's the hospital." "Danielle's awake." "I'm heading over." "Maybe she can help us figure out who tried to kill her." "You want to explain why you were trespassing on government property?" "I was investigating a company called Channel Industries." "Are you saying it's a government front?" "We're asking the questions." "You're here because someone hacked into a server farm." "Look, I am here on an official NCIS investigation." "Contact Director Vance." "He give you permission to photograph this government facility?" "This is Washington D.C." "Isn't that what people do?" "Sorry I'm late." "John Russo, Homeland Security." "Well, I see you've been showing Special Agent Brody your patented FBI charm." "Sadly, we need her back." "This a Homeland Security operation." " Mmm." " How come nobody notified us?" "I'm notifying you now." "As well as your SAC." "Agent Brody came to D.C. under our authority." "She didn't mention it." "Maybe because you didn't ask nicely." "No need walking us out." "You want to tell me what this is about?" "Yeah, I will." "Just not right now." "Agents Butler and Lake will take you back to the Stanbridge." "I'll meet you at the hotel." "Wait a minute." "How do you know where I'm staying?" "Same way I knew you'd be here." "Believe me, DHS is just as interested in what happened to General Matthews as you are." "We'd just rather not involve the FBI for now." "Loose lips and all." "By the way, you're welcome." "So I brought you some beet salad, my favorite shrimp and grits, and then a whole bunch of sweets from Willa Jean." "We can't have the brightest chef in the city eating hospital food." "We're gonna get you up and at 'em and cooking in no time, Danielle." "Thanks, John." "Smells awful good in here, Mr. Besh." "Hey, King, how are you?" "Good, John." "Good seeing you." "Thanks for being here." "Oh, listen, thank you." "Danielle..." "I'm Special Agent Pride." "NCIS." "How you doing?" "I'm okay." "Could I talk to you alone for a few minutes?" "Yeah, sure." "Take care." "Okay." "Thanks, John." "We'll walk you out." "We'll be right outside, Danielle." "You always put on a brave face?" "I'm a sailor." "You were also the target last night." "Someone sabotaged the torch you were using." "Can you think of anyone else who might have had access to it?" "Just me." "Your co-worker said you are safety-conscious, so..." "You went to the ship?" "Captain Estes is going to take me to captain's mast for removing that thing." "Danielle, our forensic specialist said it looks like sabotage." "He a cook?" "Uh..." "Tell me about DRC." "You were thinking about, uh, contacting a counselor?" "Had something to do with some upsetting phone calls you were having." "That's none of your business." "It is if it has to do with why someone tried to kill you." "King, you know, I'm sorry." "I don't really feel like talking anymore." "I need to rest." "I hear you, Danielle." "So, uh... call me when you're ready, all right?" "Aah." "Sorry, hon." "It's just these collapsed veins of yours." "Just gonna be hard." "Collapsed veins." "Same thing you saw when Danielle was admitted." "Thoughts?" "With the scarring on her arms, the most likely explanation is IV drug use." "See?" "That doesn't look like anything recent." "Though I've seen more than one chef struggle with addiction." "Maybe she started using again, trying to get out of it." "Why she was considering DRC." "It's just hard to believe we're talking about the same girl I saw yesterday." "Hell-bent on catching a suspect." "Something changed when I told her she was the target." "Like she's protecting something." "Or someone." "I can pull Danielle's medical records for tox screens." "Ah, hang on a sec." "Oh, come on." "This is the price you pay for canceling with an electrician." "A six-hour window." "What?" "Don't they know people need to work?" "It's a vast conspiracy." "Juggling act is what it is." "Work, bar, trying to keep an eye on Laurel." "Oh, I can relate." "CJ with three baseball leagues, Danny getting ready to graduate, me here at the job." "Yeah, we need help." "Um, no." "You need help." "But doing it all on your own gives you a sense of control." "Fills the space." "Well, listen to you." "So what do we do about it?" "Give each other a hug?" "Drop out?" "Tahiti maybe?" "Say no more." "I'm in." "All right, Brody." "Yeah, call me when you know more." "Merri okay?" "Yeah." "May have a lead in the General Matthews case." "DHS connection." "Well, we may have a lead on Danielle as well." "Drug theory might be right." "Danielle was using again?" "Emptied her bank account of 15K the morning she got here and called that burner phone three times before she took liberty." "None of that tells us who tried to kill her." "I might have something that could." "That was Captain Estes." "E-mailed secure recordings of the calls Danielle made to that burner phone." "Play the most recent." "You got it." "Meet me under the Crescent City Bridge tomorrow." "You have the cash?" "Yeah, I'll have it." "Okay, all right, but just don't be late." "I don't want to get caught." "I smell a rat." "Taylor." "Got a couple more questions for you." "Health Department already talked to me." "It's not about your pets, you idiot." "Nah, it's about your little meeting with Danielle." "Is this your stuff?" "You don't need a search warrant for that?" "No, 'cause I gave him permission 'cause this is my property and my reputation you're putting on the line here." "Well, look at what we have here." "Oh, baby, sugar and spice." "Taylor, stop!" "Percy, I'm in the truck!" "Get in!" "Where is he?" "There he is." "Alley." "All right." "All right, where'd he go?" "No, I think we lost him." "Nah, check this out." "The hell are you doing?" "Using the 360-degree camera." "Yeah, well, I still don't see him." "Yeah, he's got to be here somewhere." "Something under the dumpster there." "Does that look like a foot?" "You can run, but you can't hide." "Gotcha." "So we asked around." "It seems that you and Danielle have known each other for a while, used to cook at Raul's together back in the day." "Yeah, we worked the line together." "So what?" "So you used to deal to her." "Why are you coming at me for this again?" "Because you keep lying to us, all right?" "You didn't tell us you met Danielle under the Crescent City Connection, and she gave you $15,000 in cash." "Come on, Taylor." "What happened, huh?" "What made you turn on her?" "Is she safe?" "Uh, no, which is why you're sitting here, 'cause she got hurt." "She's at a hospital though, right?" "So there's police or-or guards or something, right?" "What are you trying to say, Taylor?" "All right, look, you got it wrong, okay?" "Yeah, I used to sell to Danielle." "That was before the Navy though." "Sh-She's clean now." "But why meet up with her?" "She needed my help." "That's what the money was for." "Hmm, so what kind of help does $15,000 get from someone like you?" "Time-share in Boca Raton." "I have a cousin-- he's in the vacation business." "It was a cash deal." "You expect us to believe that?" "Danielle, she wanted to disappear, okay?" "She came to me trying to find a place where no one could get to her." "She was afraid of someone." "And I swear it was not me." "So, Agent Russo, we have never met before." "You want to explain why you told the FBI we're working together?" "General Matthews." "That's why you're here, right?" "Someone leaked your case files to the news." "Ruined his career." "And his appointment to be my boss at Homeland Security." "You're investigating the leak too." "You got to try some of this." "No, no, no, they marinate the tri-tip in Dr. Pepper." "Come on." "I thought I was buying you dinner." "Saved you the receipt." "So what else you got?" "Besides Channel Industries." "I know about Channel Industries, Brody." "Do you prefer Meredith?" "Either one." "Brody." "Okay, Brody." "So what do you know about Channel Industries?" "What do you know?" "I know they're NSA." "Servers are backups for the declassified Intel." "Meaning they were easier to hack." "Suspect in the General Matthews leak could have breached the servers, used them as a platform, then disappeared." "You're almost right." "He didn't disappear." "My guys just got access to the Channel Industries server proxies." "You mind?" "No." "So what was the original IP address you traced back to the server farm?" "Let's work together." "You give me the IP, my team gets the original location." "Boom." "We got him." "Glenn Franklin, part of the tech staff at Channel Industries." "Not exactly Dr. Evil, huh?" "Let's go get him." "Let's do it." "Federal agents with a warrant!" "Homeland Security!" "Clear!" "Clear." "Suicide." "Oh, Pride, you're here." "That's so weird, I was just about to text you." "And then you, like, appeared." "You thinking the same thing I am, some kind of telepathy maybe?" "Not telepathy, Sebastian;" "Loretta called me." "Oh, okay." "Well, that would have been my second guess." "But hey, look." "Um, I've been analyzing the seal on that torch." "Some kind of knife was used to tamper with it." "I was hoping maybe you could shed some light on it." "Put a pin in that one, Sebastian." "I've got something I need to talk to Pride about." "You get Danielle's hospital records back?" "I did, but I don't believe Danielle was hurt over drugs, Dwayne." "Hang on." "The electrician..." "No!" "Now..." "You need help with the bar." "I know it's hard to give up." "Loretta..." "Do it and consider that a nudge." "Now, like you say, "learn things""" "I looked into Danielle's medical history to see if there was any drug abuse." "I needed her family's records for comparison." "Found these." "Emergency room visits for broken bones, concussions, cuts." "Accidents in Zolfo's kitchen." "Well, that's what the ER Admission says, but... take a look at these injuries." "Also, this isn't Danielle's medical records, they're her mother's." "Danielle's step-father, Blake, filled out the forms." "Every one of them." "Pride," "I think he was abusing Elaine, and Danielle got in the way." "Most recent fall, week ago." "Day after that," "Danielle started making calls to a burner phone." "Condo, draining her bank account, thinking about talking to the DRC." "All for Elaine." "Why didn't either one of them say something?" "Well, that's why victims of abuse are always quiet, because of finances, religion." "In this case, maybe the restaurant's reputation." "Or Elaine just couldn't get out from underneath his thumb." "And despite the physical pain, she may still love and fear him." "That's what abusers do." "That's where their power lies." "No, no, I got to get this one." "It's the hospital." "Pride." "Agent Pride, it's Danielle." "I need to talk to you." "Danielle, you all right?" "What is it?" "I'll let you know." "Oh, Agent Pride." "What happened?" "Oh, my God." "Well, the doctors think that it's her pain meds." "That her IV, some kind of overdose." "I only left for a second." "It's okay, honey." "She's gonna make it." "It's okay." "Nurse said Blake was in the room with Danielle." "Called the doctor when she stopped breathing." "Can't we just take him in for questioning?" "Elaine's word against his." "Then we need to talk to her." "Well, she hasn't turned on him yet." "Hasn't even asked anybody for help." "Maybe she just needs a little nudge." "I'm gonna talk to her." "Blake leaves, follow him." "Agent Pride." "Danielle's stable, thank God." "That's good news." "Listen, we, uh... we need to talk." "Okay, well, let me just get Blake." "Well, this is more of a you and me conversation." "I, uh, I need to show you something." "Why are you showing me an X-ray of my arm?" "Because it's one of the many things" "Blake's done to you over the years." "Oh, no." "This was an accident." "You kept it from Danielle at first, didn't you?" "Want to protect her, didn't want her to worry." "Accidents, they're all accidents." "But after the last time Blake hit you..." "I fell." "That's not what you told Danielle last Monday." "She wanted to get you away from Blake." "He found out." "He-he tampered with her torch." "Not possible." "I know this must be difficult." "You have no idea." "Blake loves me." "This isn't love." "Please." "If you don't help, he might try and hurt Danielle again." "We need you, Elaine." "Danielle needs you." "How?" "I can barely help myself, how can I possibly help my daughter?" "By being just as strong as she is." "Hello, Blake." "Elaine." "Sanctuary." "That's what this place has always meant to me." "Do you remember when I first brought you here?" "Oh, you-you loved looking at the pictures of my family," "New Orleans." "All the history." ""If these walls could talk..." you said." "If these walls could talk..." "Elaine..." "What's going on?" "Would they tell me why you would want to hurt Danielle?" "What are you talking about?" "You asked her to cook the night of the bombing." "You never wanted her around." "Blake, you encouraged her to go into the Navy." "It was the best thing that ever happened to her." "Straightened her life out." "Gave her strength." "The courage to help me get away from you." "What happened?" "How'd you find out?" "I overheard her talking to you about the condo." "She tried to take you away from me." "So you tried to blow her up?" "Wasn't like that." "She just needed to be taught a lesson." "Like you taught me?" "Pushing me, hitting me?" "Accidents, Elaine." "Accidents that were your fault." "You are a fraud and a monster." "What did you call me?" "Step away from her now!" "Leave her alone!" "Put your hands up." "Get 'em up." "Turn around now." "Double cuffs, King." "You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Danielle Jarrett." "Let's go." "You did good." "For yourself." "And for your daughter." "Hm." "Sounds like everything worked out." "Best it could." "How about you?" "Did you electrocute yourself again?" "No." "I can't do it on my own anymore." "I'm gonna hire a general manager." "Help me with the bar." "Great." "Baby steps, right?" "Something like that." "Got your e-mail." "Our suspect in General Matthews' case turns out to be another suicide?" "Left a note and everything." "Admitted to the leak, said he did it alone." "Doesn't sound like you buy it." "Do you?" "Not really." "Come on back home." "We'll hash it out." "See you soon." "Agent Russo." "Hi." "Hi." "Was hoping you hadn't left." "Wanted to offer you a ride." "Oh, I've got a cab waiting downstairs." "Send him away." "Come with me." "Why would I do that?" "Protection." "Oh, God knows the kind of trouble you can get into on the way to the airport." "Thank you, but I will..." "I will take my chances." "Okay." "You have my number." "Yeah." "I do." "♪ Lord ♪" "♪ My Lord ♪" "♪ I need your ♪ Sounding good." "♪ Helping hand... ♪ Wow." "Well, looks like somebody's open for business again." "Still got a little healing to do, but with help from friends like you, and the Navy, we're gonna be okay." "I think you're gonna be okay too." "Thank you for everything, Agent Pride." "You're welcome." "Let us know if you need anything, all right?" "♪ That I can't be... ♪" "Hey, Dwayne." "How about helping out the rest of the team here?" "What do you think?" "Come on, John." "Why are you piling on me like that?" "Come on." "Great to see you." "You too." "Unless you already have enough on your plate." "No, never too much for you, Susan." "Always." "All right." "Who else you bring?" "Ms. Leah." "How are you?" "I'm well, what you got going?" "It smells so good." "Red beans and rice, Woo!" "and fried chicken." "Nice." "That is good." "Thank you so much." "Man, we got the best of the best of the chefs in New Orleans cooking for us right here, huh?" "Yes, sir, we do." "Hey, Pride, why don't you tell Percy here how good deconstructed cuisine is." "Ugh." "Did you say cuisine?" "Yeah." "Uh, reconstruct it, okay?" "I don't get going to a restaurant if they're not gonna put my food together." "By separating the flavors, you give the palate an opportunity..." "To enjoy more of the flavors." "That's what I tried to tell her." " Exactly." " Thank you, Pride." "We're gonna turn you into a foodie yet." "We both are." "Well, I'm already a foodie." "A vegan foodie." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"

"Alec:" "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE." "AND I'M WORRIED" "THE LONGER WE STAY IN THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS," "EVERYTHING WE HAVE MAY FALL APART." "KAREN." "HE'S RIGHT." "PREVIOUSLYON"MISTRESSES"..." "LUCY, YOUR MOTHER IS TALKING." "PUT THE PHONE AWAY." "YOU DON'T REACH." "YOU ASK." "I HAD TO USE YOUR APARTMENT TO GET LAID." "I MEAN, THAT'S THE BASIC DEFINITION OF LOSER." "I MEAN, THE POINT IS, WHY WOULD APRIL EVER GO FOR A GUY LIKE ME?" "YOU'RE BEING WAY TOO HARD ON YOURSELF HERE, MATE." "JUST RELAX." "HAVE A BEER." "WE'RE BEING INVESTIGATED FOR MURDER NOW." "BUT MAYBE IF YOU JUST TELL THE TRUTH..." "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "YOU REFUSING TO TELL THE TRUTH" "MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I'M LYING." "I AM NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS" "BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT." "CALISTA WAS A PART OF THE PLAN THE WHOLE TIME." "PART OF THE PLAN TO KILL LUCA?" "WHAT?" "NO." "I " "WHAT WAS THE PLAN, THEN?" "OKAY, I-I-I THINK I-I WANT A LAWYER PRESENT." "SO, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT IS -- IT'S L.A., RIGHT?" "YOU RUN INTO, I DON'T KNOW," "NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IN LINE FOR COFFEE," "PATRICIA ARQUETTE'S AT SUGARFISH," "AND THEN CALISTA FREAKIN' RAINES STEALS YOUR PARKING SPOT." "GOD, I LOVE PATRICIA ARQUETTE." "AND" "AND, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS JUST A HAPPY COINCIDENCE OR SOMETHING," "ESPECIALLY WHEN WE BECAME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, YOU KNOW?" "BUT NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M WONDERING," ""WHAT IF SHE WAS TARGETING ME ALL ALONG?"" "MAYBE SHE THOUGHT THAT I WAS AN EASY MARK, RIGHT?" "I THINK WE SHOULD FOCUS ON WHAT WE KNOW FOR SURE." "WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE WE CAN'T BE TOO SURE" "ABOUT ANYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO THIS CLARISSA PERSON." "IT'S CALISTA." "SORRY?" "CALISTA RAINES." "OH, RIGHT, RIGHT." "AND INSTEAD OF SPECULATING ABOUT HER," "PERHAPS WE NEED TO DISCUSS" "WHAT WE DO RIGHT NOW, THE NEXT STEPS." "LEGALLY." "OF COURSE." "THE FIRST THING WE WOULD DO IS DROP A CONTRACT FOR SERVICES." "I CAN TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY FEE SCHEDULE," "WHICH IS VERY REASONABLE." "Karen:" "I THINK WE'LL NEED TO DISCUSS EVERYTHING" "BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING OFFICIAL." "CAN WE GET BACK TO YOU?" "UH, OKAY." "I'LL JUST" "I'LL LEAVE THIS INFORMATION HERE WITH YOU." "THANK YOU." "WE'LL BE IN TOUCH." "OKAY." "YOU'VE GOT MY CELL." "YES." "THANKS." "[ SIGHS ]" "DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?" "WHAT?" "HE" "HE WASN'T SO BAD." "HE WAS A MESS!" "AND HONESTLY, SO WERE YOU." "WHOA." "UH, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "IT MEANS WE NEED TO FIND YOU A BETTER LAWYER." "BUT YOU NEED TO BE A BETTER CLIENT, TOO." "NO MORE CRAZY TALK ABOUT CALISTA STALKING YOU." "OKAY, IT'S JUST ONE THEORY." "AND I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M NOT SOUNDING RATIONAL RIGHT NOW," "BUT NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS RATIONAL." "I'M BEING INVESTIGATED FOR A CRIME THAT I DIDN'T COMMIT." "EXACTLY." "THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH TO SCREW ANYTHING UP." "DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE, YOU KNOW," "I CAN'T AFFORD HALF OF THESE ATTORNEYS." "IT'S " "YOU CAN'T AFFORD ANYOF THEM," "WHICH IS WHY I'M GOING TO HELP YOU." "NO." "I'M WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY." "♪" "[ SCOFFS ]" "April:" "SO, HOW MANY MORE LAWYERS ARE YOU MEETING?" "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ME TO COME OVER?" "I CAN HAVE SOMEONE COVER ME AT THE STORE, KAREN." "OKAY." "OKAY, BUT I WILL BE THERE TOMORROW NIGHT." "LOVE YOU, TOO." "WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?" "HMM?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "YOU LOOK LIKE A CAR RAN OVER YOUR FACE." "OH [CLHOPEFULLY, I CAN BEAT I'M COMING DWHATEVER IT ISHI" "BEFORE SCOTTY GETS BACK FROM FLORIDA." "OH, I THOUGHT HE WAS COMING BACK TODAY." "OH, MY MOM'S KEEPING HIM A LITTLE LONGER." "DOESN'T HE HAVE SCHOOL?" "I DON'T THINK TWO MORE DAYS OF KINDERGARTEN'S" "GONNA CHANGE HIS LIFE, APRIL." "I'M GUESSING YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TO WORK TONIGHT, THEN." "I WAS OFF ANYWAY." "WHY?" "WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE BLAIR LATER," "AND LUCY'S SLEEPING OVER AT PEYTON'S." "COOL." "HAVE FUN." "THANKS." "OH, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE, CAN YOU FIX THE SINK?" "IT'S DOING THAT THING STILL." "OOH." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YEAH." "I'LL TAKE A LOOK." "THANKS." "♪" "♪ SO, ARE YOU HOOKED?" "♪" "♪ YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUCH A DANCER ♪" "IT TASTES LIKE VODKA." "IT IS VODKA." "I THOUGHT I'D TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE OUTSIDE THE BOX." "IT'S NOT REALLY A TEQUILA SUNRISE" "WITHOUT TEQUILA, THOUGH, IS IT?" "TRY AGAIN." "YO!" "THANK GOD, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO MIX A PROPER DRINK." "ANY CHANCE YOU CAN WORK TONIGHT," "HELP OUT WITH A LITTLE ON-THE-JOB TRAINING?" "OH, I'M NOT FEELING GREAT, MAN." "I'M JUST PICKING UP MY CHECK." "OKAY." "FAIR ENOUGH." "OH, ACTUALLY, I WAS WONDERING IF I CAN GET TOMORROW OFF, TOO." "MY MOM HAS TO DROP SCOTTY A COUPLE DAYS EARLY," "AND I DON'T HAVE A SITTER." "OH, I CAN'T." "WE'RE SHORTHANDED ALREADY WITHOUT NIKO," "AND THIS IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT." "SEE WHAT I MEAN?" "DISASTER." "I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, THEN." "THERE'S NO POINT GOOGLING "TEQUILA SUNRISE" NOW, MATE." "LET'S GET BACK TO IT." "DUDE, DOESN'T YOUR EX WORK FOR CALISTA RAINES?" "THIS YOU KNOW, BUT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A SAZERAC." "HER HUSBAND WAS MURDERED THREE DAYS AGO." "IT'S ALL OVER TMZ." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDERED?" "...NOARRESTS HAVEBEENMADE." "LOCALLAWENFORCEMENT ARESTILLGATHERINGEVIDENCE." "LIKE, TO DEATH." "BACKTOYOU,DONNA." "THANKYOU." "IN OTHERNEWS..." "I CALLED A COUPLE FRIENDS AT THE L.A.P.D. ABOUT YOUR CASE." "YOU HAVE FRIENDS AT THE L.A.P.D.?" "YES." "I LIKE TO BE PREPARED BEFORE I TAKE A MEETING." "THERE'S NO USE IN WASTING YOUR TIME OR MINE." "BAD NEWS FIRST -- YOU WERE AT THE CRIME SCENE," "YOU DIDN'T CALL THE POLICE FOR OVER AN HOUR," "AND YOU DID WASH THE CLOTHES YOU WERE WEARING," "POSSIBLY DESTROYING EVIDENCE." "I WASN'T DESTROYING EVIDENCE." "I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD." "I'M SORRY." "I REALLY -- BUT I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD." "RIGHT." "THE BLOOD IS BAD, TOO." "WHAT ABOUT CALISTA?" "ARE THEY LOOKING AT HER?" "THEY ALWAYS SUSPECT THE WIFE," "ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S INFIDELITY." "SO WHY EXACTLY ARE THEY ASKING ME TO COME IN AGAIN TOMORROW?" "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BAD THING." "SHOW THEM YOU'RE A FRIEND TO THIS INVESTIGATION." "THE IDEA IS TO GO FROM A PRIME SUSPECT" "TO A STAR WITNESS." "JUST TELL THEM EVERYTHING." "WELL, I DON'T -- I ALREADY TOLD THEM EVERYTHING." "TELL THEM AGAIN." "POLICE VALUE CONSISTENCY OF STORY." "THEY'LL ASK THE SAME QUESTION 10 TIMES" "JUST TO SEE IF AN ANSWER WILL CHANGE EVEN ONCE." "IT'S HOW THEY KNOW YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH." "I AM TELLING THE TRUTH." "THAT'S GOOD." "JUST KEEP DOING THAT." "YOU'RE HIRED." "THEN I GUESS I'D BETTER CLEAR MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW." "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THIS MESS." "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]" "♪" "Libby:" "EVA PETOV." "YES, I KNEW ABOUT THAT ONE." "JESSICA PARKINS." "YES, AND SHE WAS MARRIED, BY THE WAY." "I'M SURE HER HUSBAND WASN'T TOO THRILLED." "I'M SURE." "AND MS. CARVER." "[ SIGHS ]" "LOOK, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE" "THAT MY HUSBAND DIDN'T EXERCISE THE BEST DISCIPLINE" "WHEN IT CAME TO HIS PERSONAL AFFAIRS." "BUT HE DID THE SAME IN BUSINESS, AND HE HAD A LOT OF ENEMIES." "I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE LOOKING INTO THAT AS WELL." "LOOK, WE ARE INVESTIGATING EVERY POSSIBLE SUSPECT." "NOW, WE'VE ALREADY SPOKEN WITH A NUMBER OF PEOPLE" "WHO WORK IN YOUR HOME, BUT WE STILL HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR" "A FEW OF YOUR HUSBAND'S MISTRESSES." "LOOK, I'M SORRY" "THAT I HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS, THE AFFAIRS." "IT MUST HAVE BEEN VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU." "I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "LOOK, I'M MARRIED." "IT'S HARD." "EVEN WITHOUT THE INFIDELITY." "DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DIVORCE?" "I MEAN, ONE HUMILIATION AFTER ANOTHER." "IT HAD TO BOTHER YOU." "IS THIS AN INTERVIEW OR RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING?" "I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE." "NO, I'M NOT DONE." "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, DETECTIVE." "IT DID BOTHER ME." "I'M A HUMAN BEING." "BUT IF EVERY WOMAN THAT'S EVER BEEN CHEATED ON" "WAS ALSO A MURDERER," "I HAVE A FEELING YOU'D BE A HELL OF A LOT BUSIER HERE." "NOW, I APPRECIATE" "HOW LOW YOU'RE WILLING TO SINK IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE," "BUT UNLESS YOU HAVE ONE ACTUAL SHRED OF EVIDENCE AGAINST ME," "THEN I'D LIKE TO GO PUT MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER." "TO THAT END, WHEN CAN MY CLIENT RETURN TO HER HOME?" "WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED." "WE SHOULD BE OUT OF THERE TODAY." "GREAT." "THEN IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME... ♪" "[ BLAIR SIGHS ]" "OH, GOD." "OH, THAT WAS FUN." "IT WAS." "[ CHUCKLES ] YOU THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE?" "NO." "I MEAN, I KNEW IT WOULD BE." "I WAS JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS." "OH." "I COULDN'T TELL." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "IT WAS THE FIRST TIME." "I WAS" "I DON'T KNOW." "THERE WAS SOME PRESSURE." "NOT FROM ME, I HOPE." "NOT AT ALL." "YOU'VE WERE A COMPLETE GENTLEMAN." "[ SIGHS ]" "I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT WAS THERE." "IS THAT " "LISA" "MY WIFE." "LATE WIFE." "I'M SORRY." "OH, DON'T APOLOGIZE." "I GET IT." "IF ANYONE GETS IT, IT'S ME." "I SHOULD HAVE MOVED THAT PICTURE." "I DIDN'T THINK OF IT." "NO ONE'S BEEN HERE SINCE SHE PASSED." "NO ONE?" "NOW YOU LOOK REALLY NERVOUS." "[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]" "NO, I MEAN, I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE" "YOU HADN'T BEEN WITH ANYONE." "OH, I HAVE." "RIGHT." "OF COURSE." "JUT NOT HERE." "[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] Woman:" "CALISTA, JUST ONE QUESTION!" "HOW DID THEY GET PAST THE GATE?" "[ SIGHS ] DON'T WORRY." "WE'LL HAVE THEM ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING." "YOU'RE ALL HERE." "THANK YOU." "IT'S JUST A CRAZY SITUATION." "YOU NEED TO HYDRATE." "Patty:" "WE NEED TO DISCUSS A FEW THINGS." "WILL YOU ALL EXCUSE US?" "WILSON, DID JOSS CALL?" "I DON'T THINK SO." "THANK YOU, WILSON." "YOU CAN'T BE TALKING TO JOSS RIGHT NOW." "YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT?" "PATTY, SHE'S STILL MY FRIEND." "NO, SHE IS NOT." "NOT RIGHT NOW." "LOOK, SHE DIDN'T DO IT, OKAY?" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "'CAUSE I-I KNOW, OKAY?" "I-I KNOW HER." "FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES!" "CALISTA, I MEAN, COME ON!" "DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH LUCA?" "WHAT?" "AM I MISSING SOMETHING?" "NO." "NO." "NOT MISSING ANYTHING." "IT'S JUST" "JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING STUPID" "DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE A MURDERER." "DO NOT ENGAGE." "YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YES." "YES." "GOOD." "AND REMEMBER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN MOURNING." "WEAR SOME BLACK," "PLAN YOUR DEAD HUSBAND'S FUNERAL." "THE PRESS IS WATCHING." "YEAH." "♪" "[ SEA GULL CALLS ]" "KAREN, HONEY, YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO COME WITH ME, OKAY?" "DAVID'S MEETING ME DOWN AT THE POLICE STATION." "IT'LL BE OKAY." "DO YOU NOT WANT ME THERE?" "NO." "HONEY, I JUST -- I FEEL BAD." "I'M HIJACKING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE." "YOU KNOW, YOU" "YOU NEED TO MOURN YOUR BREAKUP PROPERLY." "WELL, IT'S HARD TO MOURN FOR SOMETHING" "THAT ALWAYS FELT SOMEWHAT INEVITABLE." "NOT THAT I DIDN'T LOVE ALEC AND VIVIAN," "BUT [SIGHS] WHERE WAS IT EVER GONNA GO, RIGHT?" "I-I DON'T KNOW." "THAT MAY BE TRUE." "BUT DOES IT REALLY MAKE THE PAIN ANY LESS?" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE?" "MNH-MNH." "WHAT ARE YOU " "I'VE BEEN CALLING SINCE YESTERDAY." "WHERE'S JOSS?" "JOSS?" "HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" "I JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS LUCA RAINES THING." "HARRY, I CAN'T DO THIS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW." "YOU CAN'T DO WHAT?" "I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY." "OH." "NO, I'M FINE." "REALLY?" "YOU DON'T SEEM FINE." "SHE DOESN'T SEEM FINE." "SHE'S FINE." "JOSS, HEY." "WOW. [ CHUCKLES ]" "WHAT -- WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "I'M BEING ACCUSED OF MURDER." "WHAT?" "YEAH, AND YOU SLEPT WITH NIKO, RIGHT?" "[ PATS BACK ] I GOT TO GO." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "IT WAS A MISTAKE, KAREN." "A ONE-TIME THING." "IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, HARRY." "SHE'S OVERWHELMED." "HOW" "HOW CAN I HELP?" "I WANT TO HELP." "I KNOW YOU DO, BUT YOU CAN'T RIGHT NOW." "YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE HER MORE UPSET." "WELL, I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING." "I'M TAKING CARE OF HER." "I PROMISE." "SO, YOU HAD A KEY TO THE HOUSE." "YES." "BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DID." "WHO ELSE?" "HER ASSISTANT, WILSON." "THE HOUSEKEEPER, MARITZA." "CARLOS, THE GARDENER." "David:" "WE'RE NOT CONTESTING" "THAT MY CLIENT WAS AT THE HOUSE THAT NIGHT." "OH, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE." "I'M JUST COUNTING KEYS." "OF COURSE." "[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, SPEAKING OF CARLOS," "DID YOU KNOW THAT HE AND LUCA" "HAD A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION SEVERAL MONTHS AGO?" "OH, NO." "I DIDN'T KNOW CALISTA SEVERAL MONTHS AGO." "BUT CARLOS AND LUCA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD." "THAT MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO LOOK INTO, YEAH?" "[ CHUCKLES ] THAT IS JUST WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO DO." "SO, HOW OFTEN WAS CARLOS IN THE HOUSE?" "UM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WELL, DID HE SPEND ANY TIME IN THE HOUSE," "OR JUST OUTSIDE?" "MOSTLY OUTSIDE, I THINK." "HMM." "AND WHAT ABOUT THE BASEMENT?" "IS THAT WHERE HE KEPT HIS TOOLS?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "OH, SO YOU WERE NEVER IN THE BASEMENT YOURSELF?" "ME?" "NO." "THESE ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE QUESTIONS FOR CARLOS," "NOT MY CLIENT." "UM, MOVING ON." "YEAH." "[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]" "EXCUSE ME." "COULD I GET SOME WATER, PLEASE?" "HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?" "YOU'RE ALL SWEATY." "POLICE STATIONS STILL MAKE ME QUEASY." "I THINK I MIGHT BE HAVING A MILD ANXIETY ATTACK." "OH, NO, KAREN." "[ CHUCKLES ] I'LL BE FINE." "HOW'D IT GO?" "UM [SIGHS] GOOD, I-I THINK." "RIGHT?" "IT WAS FINE." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "WHAT WAS WHAT?" "YOU JUST DID A FUNNY THING WITH YOUR EYEBROWS." "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "TO BE HONEST, UH, THERE WAS SOMETHING" "ABOUT SOME OF THOSE QUESTIONS THAT RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY." "WHY?" "I'M NOT SURE YET." "IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING." "♪" "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "HELLO?" "[ ICE CLINKS ]" "APRIL?" "LUCY?" "ANYBODY HOME?" "THEN WE NEED FLOWERS FOR THE COFFIN" "AND FLOWERS FOR THE ALTAR, BUT NO LILIES." "I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE A TRADITIONAL FUNERAL BLOOM," "BUT I DON'T LIKE THEM." "AND I DON'T THINK MY LATE HUSBAND'S GONNA CARE EITHER WAY." "YES, ORCHIDS ARE FINE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "UM, CAN YOU MAKE IT A-ANOTHER BOUQUET," "BUT CAN IT BE DELIVERED SAME DAY?" "GREAT." "YEAH, NO, IT'S A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT," "GOING TO A DIFFERENT ADDRESS." "♪ WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT WITH THE COLOR OF THINGS?" "♪ [ BELLS JINGLE ]" "April: [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT ARE THOSE?" "THEY'RE FLOWERS." "FOR YOU." "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT." "AND THAT'S WHY I DID IT." "♪ AND ASK ME WHAT I THINK ♪" "AND I MOVED THAT PICTURE OUT OF THE BEDROOM." "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT, EITHER." "I DID IT FOR ME." "IT WAS TIME." "IT'S HARD TO LET GO." "I THINK IT'S JUST EASIER NOT TO CHANGE ANYTHING." "BUT..." "YOU HAVE REMINDED ME THAT THIS NEXT PART OF MY LIFE" "IS WHATEVER I WANT TO MAKE IT." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CAN SEE IN YOUR NEXT CHAPTER," "BUT I CAN SEE YOU IN MINE." "♪ OH, THEY CAN SEE WHAT MY MOTHER SEES ♪" "HOO!" "I COULD REALLY USE A NAP." "ME TOO." "I'M EXHAUSTED." "WHAT IS THAT?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "MAYBE IT'S FROM ALEC." "OR VIVIAN." "OR BOTH." "THAT'S NICE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" ""I LOVE YOU." "WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER." "FROM CALISTA."" "YOU'RE KIDDING." "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?" "SERIOUSLY, WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO ME, KAREN?" "WHY?" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" "HONEY, DON'T." "NO, I-IT'S MY FAULT, RIGHT?" "I-I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS MY FRIEND." "HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?" "YOU AREN'T STUPID." "YOU WERE JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME." "AND YOU WERE VULNERABLE." "YOU JUST LOST YOUR SISTER." "RIGHT, RIGHT." "AND THEN THERE'S SAVI." "HOW MESSED UP IS IT THAT ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING," "SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT IT?" "I'M BEING INVESTIGATED FOR MURDER, AND WHAT," "SHE'S JUST OFF IN ITALY FIGURING OUT HER FEELINGS?" "YOU'RE NOT ALONE, JOSS." "APRIL AND I ARE HERE FOR YOU." "BUT SHE'S NOT HERE, KAREN." "SHE JUST ABANDONED ME." "WHAT " "I HATE HER." "I DO." "I HATE HER." "♪" "[ UP-TEMPO PLAYING ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "HEY!" "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" "I'M 10 MINUTES LATE." "20 MINUTES LATE, AND I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY." "SORRY, BUT MY PHONE WAS OFF." "DID YOU TELL APRIL ABOUT NIKO?" "[ Laughing ] WHO?" "NO." "WHAT?" "ARE YOU DRUNK?" "I'M FINE." "YOU'RE DRUNK." "I HAD ONE DRINK." "LIKE HELL YOU DID." "YOU CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS." "GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT." "NO PROBLEM." "I WANTED TONIGHT OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE, REMEMBER?" "[ SCOFFS ]" "YOU KNOW WHAT, KAREN?" "SCREW THE SALAD." "I WANT A BURGER, OKAY?" "[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] I'VE EARNED A FREAKING' BURGER." "SOMEBODY'S CALLING ON THE OTHER LINE." "HOLD ON." "HELLO?" "JOSS, IT'S DAVID HUDSON." "YEAH, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD THE STRATEGY behind going back to the police." "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED." "Yeah, I know." "THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH." "But you didn't tell the whole truth." "ACTUALLY, YOU OUTRIGHT LIED." "WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "You told the detective" "THAT YOU'D NEVER BEEN IN THE BASEMENT." "BUT THE POLICE FOUND YOUR FINGERPRINTS on the basement doorknob, the basement where the power was cut" "RIGHT BEFORE LUCA WAS SHOT." "OH, NO." "I mean, what?" "OH, NO, DAVID, I " "SEE, I NEVER ACTUALLY WENT INSIDE THE BASEMENT," "BUT I-I OPENED THE BASEMENT DOOR FOR THE, UH, TECH GUY," "THE ONE WHO WAS SETTING UP THE CAMERA IN THE BEDROOM TO CATCH LUCA, THE PLAN." "YOU MEAN THE PLAN THAT NO OTHER WITNESS WILL CORROBORATE?" "YEAH, BUT, DAVID, LISTEN TO ME." "IT WAS AN INNOCENT MISTAKE, OKAY?" "JUST LET'S CALL THE DETECTIVE BACK" "AND I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING." "THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA." "DAVID, I'M SO SORRY." "I" "WHAT CAN I DO?" "Sit tight." "DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE TO ANYONE ELSE." "JUST..." "DO NOTHING, OKAY?" "OKAY." "DAVID, HOW BAD IS THIS?" "I DON'T KNOW YET." "♪" "OKAY." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]" "IS CALISTA HERE?" "NO PRESS." "PRIVATE PROPERTY." "I'M NOT PRESS." "I NEED TO TALK TO CALISTA." "MISS RAINES IS NOT HERE." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "I TRIED TO STOP HER." "KAREN, UH..." "I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE." "DID, UM..." "JOSS GET THE FLOWERS?" "JOSS TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HER." "WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" "I-I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD." "I-I CARE ABOUT JOSS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO." "SHE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS." "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS." "YOU DON'T PUT FRIENDS ON YOUR PAYROLL." "AND YOU DON'T SELL THEM DOWN THE RIVER" "WHEN THINGS AREN'T GOING YOUR WAY." "THAT'S NOT WHAT " "LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR INVOLVEMENT IS" "IN LUCA'S DEATH, BUT I DO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO JOSS," "AND THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW." "SO, DO ME A FAVOR -- STAY AWAY." "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE." "[ SCOFFS ] DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "SORRY." "THE RESTAURANT MESSED UP THE ORDER." "I HAD TO WAIT FOREVER." "[ SIGHS ] WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?" "GOOGLING." "GOOGLING WHAT?" "GOOGLING CALISTA." "WHY?" "BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY MESSED UP AT MY INTERVIEW YESTERDAY," "AND NOW DAVID'S MAD AT ME." "AND I'M NOT JUST GONNA SIT AROUND," "WAITING FOR HIM TO FIX IT." "THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING SOMEWHERE" "THAT LOOKS BAD ON CALISTA." "WE JUST HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET." "I REALLY NEED THIS BURGER." "SO, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?" "[ Chuckling ] WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW." "OH!" "WAS LAST NIGHT THE NIGHT?" "OH, MY GOD." "PLEASE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT?" "PLEASE?" "I REALLY NEED A BRAIN BREAK." "IT WAS FINE." ""IT WAS FINE"?" "NO, NO." "IT WAS GOOD." "IT WAS NICE." "STOP IT." "IT REALLY WAS." "AND HE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS TODAY." "WELL, THAT IS NICE." "YEAH, HE'S DIFFERENT FROM ANY GUY I'VE EVER BEEN WITH." "HE'S SOLID." "HE'S HONEST." "HE'S A STRONG MAN WHO COULD TAKE CARE OF ME AND LUCY." "I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND VERY PROGRESSIVE OF ME," "BUT GIVEN EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, I CAN USE A BREAK." "WHAT DOES LUCY THINK?" "SHE LIKES HIM, I THINK." "WE HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED ABOUT IT YET." "SERIOUSLY?" "SHE RAISES MONEY FOR THE RED CROSS." "YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?" "THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU'RE GONNA FIND, HONEY." "SHE HAS AN ENTIRE TEAM OF PROFESSIONAL PUBLICISTS" "WHOSE ONLY JOB IS KEEPING UP HER IMAGE." "WAIT A SECOND." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND ANYTHING ON CALISTA," "BUT WE MIGHT FIND SOMETHING ON CARLA RIZZOTTI." "WHO?" "CARLA RIZZOTTI." "BEFORE SHE WAS SOME INTERNATIONAL BRAND," "SHE WAS JUST SOME GIRL FROM QUEENS WHO DIDN'T HAVE" "A FREAKING PUBLICIST TO SCRUB ANYTHING FOR HER." "I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "UH..." "I USED YOUR SPARE UNDER THE PAINT CAN." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] REMEMBER, YOU TOLD ME." "I MEAN, WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW?" "OH, THAT." "I CAME TO QUIT." "NO NEED, MATE." "YOU'RE ALREADY FIRED." "[ SCOFFS ] WHAT, SERIOUSLY?" "YOU'D FIRE ME AFTER ONE SCREW-UP?" "MAN, THAT'S MESSED UP." "YOU SHOW UP TO WORK DRUNK, WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH." "COME ON." "BUT THE FACT THAT YOU TOLD APRIL MY BUSINESS?" "WHAT BUSINESS?" "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING." "NIKO!" "OH, THAT." "RIGHT." "OKAY, I TOLD APRIL ABOUT NIKO, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO." "AND APRIL SAID SHE WASN'T GONNA TELL JOSS." "AND YOU BELIEVED HER?" "THOSE GIRLS TELL EACH OTHER WHAT THEY HAVE FOR BREAKFAST." "YEAH, WELL, I'M NEW IN TOWN, OKAY?" "I DON'T KNOW ALL THE RULES OF THEIR COVEN." "YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME, AT LEAST." "I THOUGHT WE WERE BETTER FRIENDS THAN THAT." "LOOK, I SCREWED UP, OKAY?" "AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN." "BUT COME ON!" "HOW GOOD OF FRIENDS COULD WE REALLY BE?" "YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS SOBER." "WHAT?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "SOBER"?" "WE JUST HAD A DRINK THE OTHER DAY HERE." "YEAH, IT WAS FIRST ONE IN THREE YEARS." "OH, MY GOD." "[ SIGHS ] OH, NO." "NOT THAT IT'S YOUR FAULT, OF COURSE." "I'M THE ALCOHOLIC." "MARC, I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA." "I'M" "I'M SORRY." "YEAH, WE ALL GOT OUR PROBLEMS, RIGHT?" "LOOK, ANYWAY, I APPRECIATE THE OPPORTUNITY" "AND WHATNOT, BUT I'M " "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA." "WHOA, WHOA." "EASY, MATE." "NO, NO, NO." "YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE LIKE THAT." "JUST SLEEP IT OFF ON THE COUCH." "I'M OKAY." "I'M OKAY." "I'M OKAY." "NO, YOU'RE NOT." "YOU'RE NOT." "YOU'RE NOT." "JUST STAY HERE, OKAY?" "JUST SLEEP IT OFF, OKAY?" "ALL RIGHT." "NOW, LET ME GET THIS FOR YOU." "I'M OKAY." "♪" "♪" "[ SIGHS ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS, DIALS ]" "FATHER JOHN:" "Hello?" "FATHER JOHN, IT'S KAREN KIM." "OH, HEY, KAREN." "HOW ARE YOU?" "NOT TOO WELL, UNFORTUNATELY." "[ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY FOR SUCH LATE NOTICE," "BUT, UM, I THINK I HAVE TO CANCEL CLASS TODAY." "OH, NO APOLOGY NECESSARY." "IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?" "ACTUALLY [SIGHS] THINGS AREN'T GREAT RIGHT NOW." "MY FRIEND IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING," "AND IT'S BEEN STRESSFUL." "Ah." "YOU WANT TO COME TALK ABOUT IT?" "It's kind of what I'm here for." "HEY." "WHATCHA WORKING ON?" "MATH." "HOW'S IT GOING?" "FINE." "HEY, DID YOU SEE THE FLOWERS IN THE KITCHEN?" "BLAIR GOT THEM FOR ME." "MM." "HE'S A GOOD GUY, DON'T YOU THINK?" "I DON'T KNOW." "YOU CAN'T NOT KNOW." "YOU EITHER LIKE SOMEONE OR YOU DON'T." "ALL RIGHT." "I DON'T LIKE HIM." "OH." "IS THERE A REASON?" "I JUST DON'T." "♪" "Sandra:" "THAT WOMAN IS NO GOOD." "NO GOOD SINCE THE DAY I MET HER." "AND W-WHERE DID YOUR SON MEET CARLA?" "SOME BAR." "HE JUST MOVED TO NEW YORK." "HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE." "AND THEY JUST STARTED DATING?" "IT WAS ALL VERY FAST." "HE SAID HE MET THIS GIRL, AND AFTER THAT," "THEY WERE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME." "I KNEW HE WAS GONNA MARRY HER." "AND HE DID." "DID" "DID THEY HAVE ANY, UH, PROBLEMS IN THEIR MARRIAGE" "THAT YOU KNOW OF?" "NO." "EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T LIKE HER, HE" "HE LOVED HER." "[ CHUCKLES ] HE WAS HAPPY." "THAT'S THE THING" "THE POLICE SAID MY SON KILLED HIMSELF." "NOW, WHY WOULD A HAPPY MAN TAKE HIS OWN LIFE?" "IT MAKES NO SENSE." "NO, IT DOESN'T." "MY JUSTIN WAS A SWEET BOY." "ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS A FAMILY" "AND ENOUGH MONEY TO PUT A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS." "HE WASN'T AMBITIOUS, NOT LIKE HER." "SHE WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD" "AND TRAMPLE ANYONE WHO GOT IN HER WAY." "JUSTIN..." "HE GOT IN HER WAY." "THEY SAID MY SON SHOT HIMSELF." "HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A GUN." "IT WAS CARLA'S." "FOR PROTECTION, SHE SAID." "DO YOU THINK THAT SHE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS DEATH?" "I DON'T THINK SHE DID, I KNOW SHE DID." "I USED TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT." "I WOULD SEE ELIZABETH HOLDING THE GUN." "I WOULD SEE SAM..." "LYING THERE ON THE FLOOR." "THAT SOUNDS AWFUL." "IT WAS, AND IT TOOK MONTHS OF THERAPY AND MEDICATION," "BUT I FINALLY FELT LIKE I CLOSED THAT DOOR." "[ SIGHS ]" "NOW IT FEELS LIKE" "THE WHOLE THING IS HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN." "BUT IT ISN'T." "THIS IS A DIFFERENT SITUATION." "I KNOW, BUT JOSS IS LIVING IN MY HOUSE," "AND I'M HOLDING HER HAND THROUGH ALL OF THIS." "I DON'T WANT HER TO FEEL WHAT I FELT" "SCARED AND ALONE." "JOSS ISN'T ALONE." "AND NEITHER ARE YOU." "GOD HAS A PLAN FOR ALL OF US." "WE JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO SURRENDER TO IT." "OTHERWISE, WE'LL WORRY OURSELVES SICK." "AND WORRY IS A PRAYER FOR WHAT YOU DON'T WANT." "I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT." "IT'S JUST HARD WHEN IT SEEMS TO MANIFEST PHYSICALLY." "WELL, IN THOSE CASES, IT ALSO NEVER HURTS TO SEE A DOCTOR." "REMEMBER, GOD ALSO CREATED XANAX." "SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME CALISTA RAINES" "IS SOME KIND OF BLACK WIDOW?" "IT'S NOT JUST ME." "CALISTA'S OWN MOTHER-IN-LAW THINKS SO, TOO." "WELL, HER FORMER MOTHER-IN-LAW." "DID SHE CONTACT THE POLICE?" "SHE SAID NOBODY WOULD LISTEN." "SHE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST MOTHER TO CRY FOUL PLAY." "SUICIDES CAN BE HARD TO ACCEPT." "YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT ONE WOMAN" "WOULD HAVE TWO DEAD HUSBANDS, BOTH BY A GUN?" "[ SIGHS ]" "DIDN'T I SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU" "TO SIT TIGHT, NOT TALK TO ANYONE?" "YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GREAT AT SITTING TIGHT OR RULES." "SO I'M LEARNING." "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE CAN'T USE ANY OF THIS?" "I DIDN'T SAY THAT." "♪" "YO." "SLEEPING BEAUTY AWAKES." "FOOD AND COFFEE." "OH." "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "IT'S NOWHERE CLOSE TO MORNING." "I CERTAINLY HOPE SCOTTY ISN'T WAITING FOR YOU AT APRIL'S." "NO." "I LIED ABOUT THAT." "HE'S" "HE'S COMING HOME TOMORROW." "AH." "PROBABLY FOR THE BEST, FROM THE LOOKS OF YOU." "[ SIGHS ] LOOK, MAN, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT." "I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO DRAG YOU INTO MY WHOLE THING." "I'LL" "I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR ASAP." "NO, IT'S -- IT'S ALL RIGHT, MATE." "I'M SORRY, TOO." "I SHOULD HAVE BLOODY NOTICED YOU WEREN'T DRINKING." "ALTHOUGH IT IS A BIT ODD" "YOU DIDN'T MENTION IT IN YOUR JOB INTERVIEW." "[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]" "I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE GOT THE JOB IF I DID." "MAYBE." "OF COURSE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THEN." "BUT NOW THAT I DO, I WANT TO HELP." "BUT I KNOW ALCOHOLICS." "MY DAD WAS AN ALCOHOLIC," "AND I KNOW YOU HAVE TO WANT THE HELP," "SO I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IN THIS." "IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE SLIDE OR THE END?" "I WANT IT TO BE THE END." "I-I NEED IT TO BE THE END." "I GOT TO BE THERE FOR SCOTTY, YOU KNOW?" "FOR ME, TOO." "OH, GOOD." "THEN YOU'RE NOT FIRED." "OH, THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU, HARRY," "BUT I'M NOT SO SURE I SHOULD BE WORKING BEHIND A BAR ANYMORE." "NO, I AGREE." "THAT'S WHY I'M MOVING YOU TO THE BACK OF THE HOUSE " "AS LONG AS YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT GETTING BACK ON TRACK." "I AM." "GOOD." "THEN YOU'RE GONNA CALL YOUR SPONSOR." "NOW, YEAH?" "I DIDN'T REALLY GET A CHANCE TO CHARGE UP LAST NIGHT." "CAN I BORROW YOURS?" "YOU BET." "[ SIGHS ]" "♪" "HEY, JEREMY." "IT'S MARC." "WE HAVE AN ISSUE." "WHAT NOW?" "THE POLICE ARE TALKING TO SANDRA BOWLER TODAY." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHY?" "WHAT" "HOW WOULD THEY EVEN MAKE A CONNECTION?" "THEY DIDN'T." "SOMEONE MADE IT FOR THEM." "SANDRA CONTACTED THE POLICE?" "SHE'S SO CRAZY." "SHE HAS BEEN AFTER ME FOR YEARS!" "SHE DIDN'T CONTACT THEM, CALISTA." "JOSS' LAWYER DID." "JOSS" "NO" "HOW " "STILL THINK SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?" "[ SIGHS ]" "THIS DOES NOT LOOK FRESH." "[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]" "WH-OKAY!" "I " "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!" "YEAH?" "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "YOU'RE DIGGING THROUGH MY TRASH?" "UH, I'M JUST DOING WHAT YOU DID AND LOOKING OUT FOR MYSELF." "NO, NO, NO." "I DID NOTHING TO YOU." "I WAS PROTECTING MYSELF." "YOU ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR WAYS TO TAKE ME DOWN." "OH, PLEASE." "I " "JUSTIN'S DEATH WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME," "AND NOW I HAVE TO RELIVE IT, AND THEY'RE USING IT AGAINST ME?" "IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THE TRUTH, CALISTA, SO BE IT." "DO YOU HONESTLY THINK" "I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, THAT I KILLED LUCA?" "I DON'T THINK THAT YOU DID IT, I KNOW THAT YOU DID IT." "KAREN WAS RIGHT." "KAREN?" "WE'RE NOT FRIENDS." "WHEN DID YOU SEE KAREN?" "GOOD LUCK TO YOU, KID." "YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO WASH A DISH IN THIS HOUSE?" "OH!" "PBHT!" "[ GASPS ]" "[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "♪" "[ SIGHS ]" "[ CLICKING ]" "HEY, YOU." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?" "THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE, DETECTIVE." "WELL, CURIOSITY GOT THE BETTER OF ME." "I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE SEEING YOU AGAIN." "NOT OF YOUR OWN VOLITION, ANYWAY." "THERE'S PLENTY OF PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE, BELIEVE ME." "BUT, UM..." "I JUST" "I CAN'T GET THE TAPE OUT OF MY MIND." "THE ONE OF JOSS AND MY HUSBAND." "IT'S, UH" "IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME EVER SINCE I SAW IT." "OKAY." "I JUST" "I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS TRUE, YOU KNOW?" "IT JUST" "JUST DOESN'T RING TRUE OF THE JOSS I KNEW." "WHY NOT?" "'CAUSE SHE WAS SO DEVOTED TO ME." "SHE WAS, UM..." "ALMOST OPPRESSIVE." "OPPRESSIVE?" "YEAH." "I MEAN, NOW THAT I LOOK AT IT IN THE CLEAR LIGHT OF DAY," "IT WAS" "IT WAS ALMOST LIKE SHE WAS A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH ME." "LIKE, "SINGLE WHITE FEMALE" OBSESSED." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?" "I DON'T KNOW." "JUST, SHE WAS ALWAYS WHEREVER I WAS," "AND SOME OF THE THINGS SHE WOULD SAY AND..." "SAY ABOUT LUCA." "WHAT KIND OF THINGS?" "LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, WE HAD A PARTY A COUPLE WEEKS AGO," "AND EVA WAS THERE," "AND LUCA..." "DIDN'T HIDE HIS ATTRACTION TO HER." "AND..." "JOSS WAS THERE, AND SHE WAS SO UPSET." "AND SHE SAID, "YOU KNOW, I WOULD KILL HIM FOR YOU."" "YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION, BUT NOW..." "YOU THINK SHE MEANT SHE WOULD LITERALLY KILL HIM?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT." "I JUST KNOW THAT SHE SAID IT, AND NOW HE'S DEAD, SO YOU TELL ME." "WHEN DID THE ANXIETY RETURN?" "JUST THE LAST FEW DAYS." "I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH SOME EXTERNAL STRESS," "WHICH IS WHAT TRIGGERED IT." "WERE YOU THINKING OF GOING BACK TO THE BENZODIAZEPINE?" "I'D LIKE TO START WITH THE LOWEST DOSE" "AND SEE HOW THINGS GO." "I AGREE." "I JUST NEED TO RUN THROUGH THE STANDARD QUESTIONS." "OF COURSE." "ANY CHEST PAIN OR TIGHTNESS DURING THESE EPISODES?" "WE WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S ANXIETY AND NOTHING VASCULAR." "NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT." "IT'S MORE OF A STOMACHACHE." "ANY DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS?" "GAS OR CONSTIPATION?" "A LITTLE, YES." "ARE YOU TAKING ANY NEW MEDICATIONS" "SINCE YOUR LAST VISIT?" "NOTHING NEW." "ANY CHANCE OF PREGNANCY?" "I'M ON THE PILL." "NO MISSED DOSES, DOUBLING UP?" "ONCE OR TWICE." "WHY DON'T WE DO A TEST TO BE SAFE?" "JOSSLYN CARVER..." "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF LUCA RAINES." "WHAT?" "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT." "NO, WAIT!" "ANYTHING YOU SAY" "CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW." "♪ I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ♪ YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY." "[ HANDCUFFS CLICKING ]" "♪ I'M GONNA DRIVE YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT DOWN THE HILLS ♪" "[ SIGHS ] OKAY, DENISE." "THANKS." "♪ I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ♪" "♪ I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHERE IT'S DUMPED, BUT HAVE NO FEAR ♪ [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]" "♪ THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU ♪" "♪ IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN ♪" "♪ THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU, BOY ♪" "♪ BUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME ♪" "♪ EH, YEAH, YEAH ♪" "♪ TELL YOU HOW ♪" "♪ T-T-TELL YOU HOW ♪" "♪ TELL YOU HOW ♪" "♪ OOH-OOH OOH-OOH OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH ♪" "♪ I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ♪" "[ SIREN WAILS ]" "♪ AND HOW I FEEL ♪" "♪"

"Civic TV, the one you take to bed with you." "Max, it's that time again:" "time to slowly, painfully ease yourself back into consciousness." "No, I'm not a dream, although I've been told I'm a vision of loveliness." " Who told you that ?" "I'm nothing less than your faithful girl Friday, Bridey James, here with your wake-up call of today, which is Wednesday the 23rd." "You got that ?" "Wednesday the 23rd." "And I have a message." "Remember your meeting this morning at 6:30... with Shinji Kuraki of Hiroshima Video." "This meeting is to take place at the Classic Hotel, suite 17." "And needless to say, it's your first of the day." "Don't you know anyone who works 9:00 to 5:00 ?" "Over and out, Commander." "Civic TV, the one you take to bed with you." " Cindy, open the door, will ya ?" " Go away." "Come on." "You know I love ya." " Get outta here !" " Will you open the door ?" "For fuck's sake, open the door !" " I want you out of this place !" "For fuck's sake, open the door !" "You just gotta open the fucking door !" "Well, I looked over the stills." "I am interested a little bit." " How many shows you got ?" " Thirteen, with a possibility of another six if the sales go well." " You got cassettes ?" " Of course." "No, hold it." "Uh, show me the last one." " Number 13." "But you won't understand anything." "Everything is set up in the first two." "My audience ain't gonna see the first two shows." "Show me the last one." "What do ya think ?" "Can we get away with it ?" "Do we wanna get away with it ?" "I think Oriental sex is a natural." "I think it'll get us an audience we've never had before." "I don't like it." "Not tacky enough." " Not tacky enough for what ?" " Tacky enough to turn me on." "Too much class is bad for sex." "Maybe." "I don't know." "It's soft." "Something too... soft about it." "I'm lookin' for something that'll break through, ya know ?" "Something... tough." "Hey, Harlan, uh-- Huh ?" "Oh." "Okay." "Here we go." "Now, it'll come through on that." "Now, we only got about 53 seconds, so keep your eyes open." "They've got an unscrambler scrambler, if you know what I mean." "It sensed that we were unscrambling... and, uh, automatically changed its code on us." "What satellite is it coming from ?" " Snooker, I think." " Country of origin ?" "Uh, let me see." "Uh" " Assuming 53 seconds represents the period of delay," "I'd say somewhere, uh, in Malaysia ?" " Okay, here we go." "This is it." "What is that wall behind her ?" "What is that, clay ?" " Yeah." "White clay." "" "I think it's electrified." " That's it ?" "That's it." " Grotesque, as promised." "Okay." "Can you hang a search on it next time it" "Already working' on it." "I was pretty insulted when it just shrugged us off in less than a minute." "Well, patron, interested ?" "Yeah." "Harlan, can you do something about these labels ?" "I mean, uh, this is supposed to be a clandestine operation, you know what I mean ?" "Si, patron." "I always find myself getting nervous, even if you've been doing it all your life, don't you think ?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh, for sure." " 'Course, that's part of the excitement of it." " Mm-hmm." "Want a smoke ?" " No, thanks." " Mmm." " Max, just relax." " Okay." "And now here it is:" "The Rena King Show." "And this afternoon, Rena's guests are Max Renn, controversial president of Channel 83, radio personality Nicki Brand... and media prophet Professor Brian O'Blivion." "Take it away, Rena." " Max Renn, your television station offers its viewers... everything from soft-core pornography... to hard-core violence." " Why ?" " Well, it's a matter of economics, Rena." "We're, uh, small." "In order to survive, we have to give people... something they can't get anywhere else, and, uh-- and we do that." "But don't you feel such shows contribute... to a social climate of violence and sexual malaise ?" " And do you care ?" " Certainly, I care." "I care enough, in fact, to give my viewers a-- a harmless outlet for their fantasies and their frustrations." "As far as I'm concerned, that's a socially positive act." "What about it, Nicki ?" "ls it socially positive ?" "Well, I think we live in overstimulated times." "We crave stimulation for its own sake." "We gorge ourselves on it." "We always want more, whether it's tactile, emotional or sexual, and I think that's bad." "Then why did you wear that dress ?" " Sorry ?" " That dress." "It's very stimulating, and-- and it's red." "You know what Freud would have said about that dress." "And he would've been right." "I admit it." "I live in a highly excited state of overstimulation." "Listen, I'd really like to take you out to dinner tonight." " You're beautiful in that dress." "What do you think ?" " Professor O'Blivion, do you think erotic TV shows and violent TV shows..." "lead to desensitization, to dehumanization ?" "The television screen has become the retina of the mind's eye." " Yes." " That's why I refuse to appear on television, except on television." "Of course, O'Blivion is not the name I was born with." "That's my television name." "Soon all of us will have special names, names designed to cause the cathode ray tube to resonate." " Yes, I am, actually." " Yes." " I am very interested." " Nicki, is Max Renn a menace to society ?" "I'm not sure." "He's certainly a menace to me." "When does the plot, uh, start to unravel here ?" "I mean, who is this black guy ?" "ls he a political prisoner ?" " There's no plot." "It just goes on like that for an hour." " Goes on like what ?" " Like that." " Torture, murder... mutilation." " We never leave that room." " Nope." " It's a real sicko." " Brilliant." " For perverts only." " It's absolutely brilliant." "I mean, look, there's almost no production costs." "You can't take your eyes off it." "It's incredibly realistic." "Where do they get actors who can do this ?" " Oh, help me." "I think he wants it." " Come on." "It's worth checking out." "Did you have any trouble locking onto it this time ?" "Not after I realized the Malaysia delay was a plant." "It's not coming from Malaysia ?" "You cannot fool the Prince of Pirates for long." "Har" " Harlan, where is it coming from ?" " Pittsburgh." "That's in the U.S.A." "Pittsburgh." " Pittsburgh." " Get professional help." " But it's not me." " It's my sister." " It's not your sister." "It's you, lover." "Can't ya tell ?" "lsn't that why you called me ?" "You want help." "You need help." "You're going insane." "I can hear you disintegrating while you talk to me." " I've got your number, haven't I ?" "I hate my sister." "I don't want to." "It's ripping me up inside." "But I do." "I do." " Will you call our Distress Center ?" "Will you call the CRAM Distress Center ?" "They'll tell you where to get help, lover, and you need it." " You need it now." " I will." "I will." "Oh, thank you, Nicki." "We'll return to Nicki Brand... and the Emotional Rescue show in just a moment." "This is CRAM in Toronto, and we've got the weather for you." " Got any porno ?" " You serious ?" "Yeah." "Gets me in the mood." "What's this ?" ""Videodrome."" " Torture, murder." "Sounds great." "Ain't exactly sex." "Says who ?" " God, I can't believe it." " I'll turn it off." "No, no, no." "It's okay." "I can take it." "Can you get it any clearer ?" "It's a pirate tape." "They scrambled it." "I like it." " Yeah ?" " Yeah, it turns me on." "Take out your Swiss Army knife and cut me here... just-- just a little." "Looks like somebody's beat me to it." "I wonder how you get to be a contestant on this show." "I don't know." "Nobody ever seems to come back next week." "What did you say happened to your shoulder ?" "A friend." "I think he'd like Videodrome." "You let somebody cut you ?" " Uh-huh." "What do ya think ?" "Well, l-l don't know." "You wanna try a few things ?" "Oh." "Oh." "Max, thank God." "Masha Borowczyk has been in your office for an hour." " Masha." " What were you doing last night ?" "Didn't you get my message ?" " I don't think I'm ready for this." " Coffee." " Cigarette." "Office." "Masha." "Go." " All right." "Masha." " She's hot to trot" "I call it..." "Apollo and Dionysus." "Masha, does it ever get good ?" "It's all good." " Darling, I am looking for something a lot more... contemporary." "I want something that's gonna show people what's really goin' on under the sheets." "This stuff is too-- It's too naive." "It's too sweet, like you, darling." "Well, it's your market." "Do you know a show called Videodrome ?" " Video-what ?" " D-R-O-M-E." "Videodrome, like video circus, video arena." " You know it ?" " No." "It's just torture and murder." "No plot, no characters." "Very, very realistic." "I think it's what's next." "Then God help us." " Better on TV than on the street." "Arnold on line three." "You interested in, uh, tracking it down for me ?" "I'll see that you get the agent's commission." "I'm interested." "Let me try." "Max, did you ever think... of producing your own show ?" "Right here ?" "I could be your agent, worldwide." "I could sell subterranean for you everywhere." " No, I don't have the temperament." " But if you did, what kind of show would you do ?" "I mean, for the subterranean market." "Would you do..." "Videodrome ?" "Max." " Mm-hmm." " I'm goin' away tomorrow for two weeks... on assignment." "Guess where ?" "L.A." " Pittsburgh." " Fabulous." " Don't stay in the sun too long." "I hear it's bad for the skin." " Oh, come on." "Isn't that where they make Videodrome ?" "Yeah." "Why ?" "I'm gonna audition." "I was made for that show." "Nobody on Earth was made for that show." "Hey." "Listen to me." " Listen to me." " What ?" "I want you to stay away from it." "Those mondo weirdo video guys, they've got unsavory connections." "They play rough, rougher than even Nicki Brand wants to play." "Do you understand me ?" "Sounds like a challenge." "Got a cigarette ?" "It's not a challenge." "I swear." "You know, in Brazil, Central America, those kinds of places, making underground video is considered a subversive act." "They execute people for it." "In Pittsburgh, who knows ?" "Max." "Nicki, don't !" "Nicki, don't." "Don't." " Do you have a hangover ?" " No." "Stayed up late watching TV." "Did you get in touch with our friends in Pittsburgh ?" "In a way." "At a distance." " Subterranean grapevine." " And ?" "Max," "Videodrome is something for you to leave alone." "It is definitely not for public consumption." "Channel 83 is a little small to be considered public." "It is still too public." "Do you understand me ?" "No." "What's the punch line ?" "I think it's dangerous, Max." " Videodrome." " Why ?" "It's Mafia ?" "They do business." "No, no." "It's more, um-- How can I say ?" "More political than that." "Come on, Masha." "What are we talkin' about ?" "Videodrome." "What you see on that show, it's for real." "It's not acting." "It's... snuff TV." "I don't believe it." "So... don't believe." "Why do it for real ?" "It's easier and safer to fake it." "Because it has something... that you don't have, Max." "It has a philosophy, and that is what makes it dangerous." "Whose philosophy ?" "There must be a name." "Give me a name I can talk to." "Masha, Masha, you know me." "I stay away from the scary stuff." "Max, you are going to have to be nice to me for this." "We can take a shower together, anytime you say." "I'm sure you would be very beautiful, but, uh, you're a little older than I prefer." "Thank you... so much." "Sell me a name, and I'll make Apollo and Dionysus part of the package." "That hurts me, Max." "Hey, the world's a shithole, ain't it ?" "Yes, Max." "It is." "Brian O'Blivion." "That is the only name I have to give." "Professor Brian O'Blivion." "Wait, where you goin' ?" "Come back here." "Hey." "Hey, buddy." "Got a fag ?" " Are they goin' in now ?" " Got a cigarette ?" " Gotta have a smoke and a cup of coffee." " Wait a minute." "They don't serve coffee there." "They just serve piss water." " I don't need to put up with this shit." "I'm a young woman." "Take a good look at me." "I'm a good-lookin' woman." "I got nice tits." "Let's go." "Hello." "Move along." "Move out of my way !" "Hello." "Straight down the hallway." "Keep on." "Straight down the hallway." "Keep going, keep going." "Come on." "Step along." " Bianca O'Blivion ?" " Yes." "I'm Max Renn." "I, uh-- I run Civic TV." "I did a panel show with Prof. O'Blivion." "The Rena King Show." "Oh, yes." "You said some very superficial things." "Violence, sex, imagination, catharsis." " My exact words." " What do you want ?" "I wanna talk with your father... about a new twist in video that he may not be aware of." "I love the view." "You look like them, like one of Father's derelicts." "Think it's a style that's coming back." "In their case, Mr. Renn, it's not a style." "It's a disease forced on them by their lack of access to the cathode ray tube." "You think a few doses of TV are gonna help them ?" "Watching TV will help patch them back into the world's mixing board." "Absolutely." "And I guess you encourage Father's derelicts to make home movies ?" "The world's mixing board ?" "Prof. O'Blivion sends video letters all over the world." " Is the Professor here ?" " I am my father's screen." "Once you've told me what this visit is all about, he may choose to send you a cassette." "If he does, which format would you like ?" "If he does, it's gonna make conversation a little difficult." "My father has not engaged in conversation for at least 20 years." "The monologue is his preferred mode of discourse." "Format." "Videodrome." "Is that a Japanese configuration ?" " You've never heard of it ?" " No." "Then there have been serious gaps in your education." " Videodrome." "Mention it to your father." "He may want to have a conversation." "I love the view." "Torture, murder, mutilation." "Videodrome." "What you see on that show, it's for real." "I'm gonna audition." "I was made for that show." "It has something that you don't have, Max." "It has a philosophy, and that is what makes it dangerous." "Hi." "This is your wake-up cassette, and this came to the office for you by courier." " What did they say at CRAM ?" " They said that Nicki Brand... is definitely not on assignment for them." " She had a month off coming and decided to take it." " Don't touch that !" "Jesus, Max, you scared me." "What the hell's wrong with you ?" "I don't know, man." "I think I'm gettin', like, a rash or somethin'." " Uh" " What ?" "Are you all right ?" "Bridey, I didn't mean to hit you." "Hit me ?" "You didn't hit me." "No ?" "No." "No, I know I didn't hit you." "I meant" " Do you want me to stay here ?" " Uh" " You look awful." " Can I get you something ?" " Uh, no, uh" "No, I'm just, uh" "Uh, I'm" "I'm exhausted." "I was in a deep sleep when you knocked, and I guess I'm still not out of it." "I'll remember to set the timer." "Don't worry." " You're sure ?" "Are you sure ?" " I'm sure." "Yeah." "Thanks, Bridey." "Tomorrow." "Max, that other cassette is from the office of Brian O'Blivion." "I promised I'd hand-deliver it directly to you." "Will you call me if you need me ?" "The battle for the mind of North America... will be fought in the video arena:" "the Videodrome." "The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye." "Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain." "Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen... emerges as raw experience for those who watch it." "Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television." " Max." "I'm so glad you came to me." "I've been through it all myself, you see." "Your reality is already half video hallucination." "If you're not careful, it will become total hallucination." "You'll have to learn to live in a very strange new world." "I had a brain tumor, and I had visions." "I believed the visions caused the tumor... and not the reverse." "I could feel the visions coalesce and become flesh." "Uncontrollable flesh." "But when they removed the tumor, it was called Videodrome." "I was the" "I" " I... was Videodrome's... first victim." "But who is behind it ?" "What do they want ?" "I want you, Max." "You." "Come to me." "Come to Nicki." "Come on." "Don't make me wait." "Please." "I want you, Max." "You." "Come on." " Come on." "Come to me now." "Come to Nicki." " Don't keep me waiting." "Please." "Please." "Today Lady Luck may smile on these four players... and start them on the road to $12,000" "We have a new group of people coming in this afternoon, so tell the staff about that." " All right." "Good." "Exciting." "Very lively." "Careful." "It bites." " You watched the cassette ?" " Yeah." " It changed my life." " I'm not surprised." "It's dangerous, you know." "Because your father admits he's somehow involved with Videodrome ?" "More than that." "It bites." "Isn't that what you said ?" "What kind of teeth do you think it has ?" "It triggered off a series of hallucinations." "I woke up with a headache." " First time ever ?" " No, l-l've been hallucinating for a while," " ever since" " What ?" "Since I first saw Videodrome." "How did you come to be exposed to it ?" "Pirate satellite dish." "A-An accident." "I made some tapes." "This is part of my own Videodrome collection." "But that tape is just your father sitting at his desk." "The tone of the hallucinations is determined by the tone of the tape's imagery." "But the Videodrome signal, the one that does the damage, it can be delivered under a test pattern, anything." "Mmm." "Damage ?" "The signal induces a brain tumor in the viewer." "It's the tumor that creates the hallucinations." "You let me watch it ?" "I expect them to come to me eventually to hurt me." "I thought it might be you." "Now I realize you're just another victim..." "like Father was." "Where is your father ?" "I think I'd better talk to him." "He's in there." "I'm afraid he'll disappoint you." "This is him." " This is all that's left." " What are you talking about ?" "Brian O'Blivion died quietly on an operating table 11 months ago." " The brain problem ?" " The Videodrome problem." " You have it too." " But he was on that panel show with me." "On tape." "He made thousands of them." "Sometimes three or four a day." "I keep him alive as best I can." "He had so much to offer." "My father helped to create Videodrome." "He saw it as the next phase in the evolution of man as a technological animal." "When he realized what his partners were going to use it for, he tried to take it away from them." "And they killed him." "Quietly." "At the end, he was convinced that public life on television... was more real than private life in the flesh." "He wasn't afraid to let his body die." "Tell me about my Videodrome problem." "My father knows much more about it than I do." "Listen to him." "Where's Harlan ?" "He's not in the lab." " I think he's up in V.T.R. Max" " Not now." " Harlan." " Si, patron." "Have you been hallucinating lately ?" "No." " Should I be ?" " Yes." "You should be." "I believe... that the growth in my head-- this head, this one right here" "I think that it is not really a tumor, not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh, but that it is in fact... a new organ, a new part of the brain." "I think that massive doses of Videodrome signal... will ultimately create a new outgrowth... of the human brain, which will produce... and control hallucination... to the point that it will change human reality." "After all, there is nothing real... outside our perception of reality, is there ?" "You can see that, can't you ?" " Max Renn ?" " Yes." " Who is this ?" " Barry Convex would like to talk to you about Videodrome." "I've got a car waiting downstairs for you, sir." "Please direct your attention to the television set in front of you, Mr. Renn." "Mr. Convex has recorded a little introduction for you." "Hi, I'm Barry Convex, Chief of Special Programs, and I'd like to invite you into the world of Spectacular Optical, an enthusiastic global corporate citizen." "We make inexpensive glasses for the Third World... and missile guidance systems for NATO." "We also make Videodrome, Max, and as I'm sure you know, when it's ready for the marketplace, things will never be quite the same again." "It can be a giant hallucination machine and much, much more." "But it's not ready." "Those were test transmissions you picked up." "We thought nobody could tap into them." "He's good, that Harlan." "Good pirate." "Well, now that you have," "I think we oughta have a little talk, don't you ?" "I thought maybe..." "my place ?" " I hope you realize you're playing with dynamite." "That's our spring line." "Top secret stuff." "I brought it with me for a trade show here in town later this week." "Max Renn, I'm Barry Convex." "I" "I think that machinery you're wearing is... too much for the shape of your face." "Overwhelms you." "T-Try something more, uh, spidery, more delicate." "Here she is." "This is our prototype." "This is the little number that started it all." "Max," "I would like you to try this on for size." "I would like to use this machine to record one of your hallucinations now." "Then I would like to take that tape back with me to home base for analysis." "Do I get to keep the copyright ?" "I mean, I'd hate to see it show up as a Movie of the Week and not get paid for it." "Max, I'm trying to help you." "What makes you think I need help, Barry ?" "None of our test subjects has returned to... normality." "They're all in need of intensive psychiatric care." "Now, you seem to be functioning reasonably well... so far." "I'd like to find out why, and I think an analysis of one of your hallucinations... would be the right place to start." "Will it hurt ?" "It won't hurt you." "You might catch yourself sliding in and out... of a hallucinatory state after this is all over." "If you do, just relax and enjoy it." "It'll soon go away." "But for now, I think that you'll find a little S-and-M... will be necessary to trigger off a good, healthy series of hallucinations." " That's why our Videodrome show is so strange." "Something to do with the effects of exposure to violence on the nervous system." "It opens up receptors in the brain and the spine, and that allows the Videodrome signal to sink in." " You mean I'm gonna have to hurt you, Barry ?" "'Fraid not." "You don't have to actually hurt anybody." "You just have to think about it." "Wha-a-a" " That's too bright !" "I can't take it !" " Yes !" "I forgot !" "Sorry !" "How's that ?" " Shit." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, that's fine." "Okay, we're rolling." "The taping mechanism is all self-contained." "You don't have to do anything now but hallucinate." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "I'll come back for you later." "You'll forgive me if I don't stay around to watch." "I just can't cope with the freaky stuff." "Nicki ?" " Nicki." " Well, here we are at last, right where we oughta be:" "on Videodrome." "What are you waiting for, lover ?" "Let's perform." "Let's open those neural floodgates." "Aah !" "Aah !" "Aah !" "Aah !" " Aah !" "What's going on, Prof. Oblivion ?" "I mean, really." "Oh." "Oh, Masha." "Harlan, it's Max." "Can you come over to my apartment ?" "Right away." "Yeah, I'm serious." "Come on in." "Well, here I am, patron." "Camera." "Flashgun." "What's up ?" "Ya wanna be a centerfold ?" "I want you to go into my bedroom, and I want you to take a look at what's in my bed." "Uncover it." "Don't be shy." "I want pictures." " Pictures of what's in your bed ?" " Yeah." "Do it." "Sure." "Okay." "Oh, God." "Well ?" "Max." "I don't see anything." "You didn't just want me to shoot your bed, pillows, sheets, did you ?" " It's disa" " Max, are you in some kind of drug warp ?" "I've got friends who can help." "Bridey said she came by a couple of days ago." "You were" "Did you tape Videodrome last night ?" "If it was transmitted, the machine would've caught it." "I'll meet you in the lab in one hour." "I wanna see it." " Jeez, it's not even 7:00 a.m." " I'm not fucking around !" "Do you understand me ?" "Well, fuck you." "I'm not some fucking servomechanism you can switch on." "You want me to run around like an asshole, tell me what I'm doing it for." " Otherwise, I'll see you during office hours." " Harlan." "You're right." "It's momentum." "I'm runnin' like an express train here." "I don't know how to stop." "Look, I'll meet you in the lab in one hour." "Okay ?" "And then we'll see if we pulled in any Videodrome last night... and I'll tell you what's going on." "Everything." "I promise." "Okay ?" "Okay." "I'm sorry if I freaked out on you." " I don't work with you for the money." " I know that." "With pirates, it's never just for the money, is it ?" "You want a cup of cof" " No, look." "I'll meet you in the lab in an hour." "Come on in." " Did you look at the tape ?" " Did you see me on Videodrome ?" " There was no tape." " There was no Videodrome transmission last night ?" " Not last night." " Aw, fuck !" " Not ever." "What" " What are you talking about ?" "I'm out of my depth now, patron." "I had to bring in the reinforcements." "Max." "An intriguing combination." "Very interesting." " Don't let me interrupt." " I think I was saying something like," ""What are you talking about ?"" "I was playing you tapes, Max." "Prerecorded cassettes." "Videodrome has never been transmitted on an open broadcast circuit." " Not yet." " I guess Barry sent you here, what, two years ago ?" "It has been... two years, hasn't it, Harlan ?" "Two." "Two wonderful years." "Why ?" "To get you involved." "To expose you to the Videodrome signal." "It didn't affect you because you never watched it !" "You knew what was there." "You didn't have to see it." "It really does work on just about anybody." "Anybody who watches it, Max." "But why would anybody watch it ?" "Why would anybody watch a scum show like Videodrome ?" "Why did you watch it, Max ?" "Business reasons." "Sure." "Sure." "What about the other reasons ?" "Why deny you get your kicks out of watching torture and murder ?" "You murdered Brian O'Blivion, didn't you, you freak ?" "Did you enjoy that ?" "North America's getting soft, patron." "And the rest of the world is getting tough." "Very, very tough." "We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure... and direct... and strong... if we're gonna survive them." "Now, you and this, uh, cesspool you call a television station... and, uh, your people who wallow around in it... and, uh, your viewers... who watch you do it-- you're rotting us away from the inside." "We intend to stop that rot." "We're gonna start with Channel 83, Max." "We're gonna use it for our first authentic transmissions of Videodrome." "I have a hunch it's gonna be very popular... for a while." "I've gotta be hallucinating now, right ?" "I mean... you two can't possibly be for real." "Ah, we did record your hallucinations, Max, as I said we would." "And we did analyze them." "You're ready for something new." "That's terrific." "What do you, uh-- What do you want from me ?" "I want you to open up, Max." "Open up to me." "I've got something I want to play for you." "Oh, my God !" "We want Channel 83, Max." " Give it to us." "Give us Channel 83." "Kill your partners." "Kill them." "Kill your partners and give us Channel 83." "Aah." "Give us Channel 83." "Kill your partners." "Kill them." "Kill your partners and give us Channel 83." "Hello, Max." "How ya doin', Max ?" "Where's Moses ?" "He's in a meeting with Rafe." "I'll tell him you want him." "Don't." "We dub in a funny track." "Gentle comedy." "Mm-hmm." "And you'd be the one to write it." "Yeah." "Yeah, I would." "I used to write in high school, then I lost it." "Hi, Max." "You're just in time to throw some light on an interesting problem." "Don't." "Max." "What the fuck ?" "Jesus !" "It was from the boardroom !" "Max, what happened ?" "Are you hurt ?" " They killed" " They" " What happened ?" " They killed us !" " What happened ?" " Jesus !" "Look out !" "Help !" "In here !" "ln here !" "Get out !" "Just clear outta here !" "Come" " Get out !" "Let me see." "Max !" "Max." "Kill Bianca O'Blivion." "She knows too much." "She can hurt us." "Don't let her hurt us, Max." "Kill her." "Kill Bianca O'Blivion." "Bianca O'Blivion." "I run Civic TV." "I was on a talk show with your father." "So it was to be you after all." "You've come to kill me." "No." "No, I'm Max Renn." "I run Civic TV." "I don't" "I don't kill people." "Oh, but you do." "You're an assassin now for Videodrome." "They can program you." "They can play you like a videotape recorder." "They can make you do what they want, and they want you to destroy whatever is left of Brian O'Blivion." "They want you to destroy me." "Destroy you ?" "They killed her, Max." "They killed Nicki Brand." "She died on Videodrome." "They used her image to seduce you, but she was already dead." "Don't back away." "I stole it from them just for you to see." "Videodrome is death." "That's better." "So much better." "It's always painful to remove the cassette, to change the program." "But now that we have, you'll see that you've become something quite different from what you were." "You've become the video word made flesh." "I am the video word made flesh." "And now that you are the video word made flesh, you know what you have to do." "You turn against Videodrome." "You use the weapons they've given you to destroy them." "Death to Videodrome." "Long live the new flesh." "Death to Videodrome." "Long live the new flesh." "It was only 26 hours ago in the building you see behind me... that a bizarre, apparently motiveless shooting occurred... which has triggered off an intensive manhunt by Metro Police." "Thirty-four-year-old Max Renn, president of the Civic TV Corporation, is being sought in connection with the shooting deaths of two executives at Channel 83" "You wanna see the monkey dance, you pay the piper." "See what I'm sayin', Teddy ?" "You know how much my monkey's batteries cost ?" "They don't last in the cold." "The cold knocks 'em right out." "I can't dance." "I would if I could." "But, uh, I can't, so" "You got some change, Teddy ?" "You got somethin'." "Half a buck." "Teddy, yeah." "A quarter." "You got somethin', Teddy." "Can't ya put somethin' in, Teddy ?" "Well, hello, sport." "They call me Brolley." "How can I help you, sir ?" " Just looking." " Yeah, man." "Well, that's a good one." "There ain't much to see here, but take your time and have a good look anyway." "Ah, what this ?" "Yeah, this is one hell of a scrip you got here." "Very tricky grind." "Can't imagine you'd see things too clear without them, you know." "Well, don't worry at all." "I'm gonna get you fixed up in no time flat." "Where's Convex ?" "Oh, setting up his trade show." " Oh." " Gotta introduce the spring line." " What's in the box ?" " Your head." " Got your head in this box." " Ah." " Been busy, Max." " Been readin' about you in the papers." " Hmm." "Have you been to see Bianca O'Blivion ?" " I saw her." " And she give you any trouble ?" "No." "Well, that's good." "Maybe you'd like to visit somebody else now." " Is that why you're here ?" " Maybe." "You've been very useful to us, Max." " We'd like to keep using you until you're all gone." "Open up to me." "Got something I wanna play for you." "See ya in Pittsburgh." "Mommy, look what he did to the wall !" "Tracey, come back here !" " Stay with Mommy." " I want" " I wanna see it." "You come with me." "Come on." "We're going home now." "Well, you know me." " Yeah, we know you." " And I sure know you." " Every one of you !" "We're here to celebrate the arrival of our spring collection, the Medici line, and our theme for this year is based on two quotes... from the famous Renaissance statesman and patron of the arts..." "Lorenzo de Medici." ""Love comes in at the eye,"" "and "The eye is the window of the soul."" "Now, I think that even Pete... oughta be able to sell the hell out of a classy campaign like that." "Oh, God !" " No !" "Death to Videodrome !" "Long live the new flesh !" "I was hoping you'd be back." "I'm here to guide you, Max." "I've learned a lot since I last saw you." "I've learned that death is not the end." "I can help you." "I don't know where I am now." "I'm having trouble... finding my way around." "That's because you've gone just about as far as you can with the way things are." "Videodrome still exists." "It's very big, very complex." "You've hurt them, but you haven't destroyed them." "To do that, you have to go on to the next phase." "What phase is that ?" "Your body has already done a lot of changing, but that's only the beginning, the beginning of the new flesh." "You have to go all the way now." "Total transformation." "Do you think you're ready ?" "I guess I am." "How do we do it ?" "To become the new flesh, you first have to kill the old flesh." "But don't be afraid." "Don't be afraid to let your body die." "Just come to me, Max." "Come to Nicki." "Watch." "I'll show you how." "It's easy." "Long live the new flesh." "Long live the new flesh."

"Admit it." "We're lost." "No,we're not." "The Naveer Pass is just beyond that ridge." "Hey,Wizard,you know what power I wish you had?" "The power to admit when you're wrong." "Right now I'd settle for a silencing spell." "At the next tavern, we're asking for directions." " Kahlan." " Wait." "Kahlan Amnell?" "*******" "My dear Kahlan,I knew Mira would lead us to you." "Serena?" "Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander." "My old friend." "Mother Confessor?" "This is Richard Cypher." "The Seeker of Truth." "This is truly an honor." "Erin." "Tara." "Alana." "I thought you were all in hiding." "We were." "But Darken Rahl's spies were more insidious than we thought." "They uncovered our houses of refu." "There's no safety for Confessors in the Midlands anymore." "That's why we've been searching for you." "We must leave until the time of Rahl's defeat." "We have no choice but to seek sanctuary in Valeria." "Valeria?" "It's an island,hidden by magic." "Far off the coast." "So you're fleeing?" "Only temporarily." "When Rahl is vanquished we will return." "But Mother Confessor, we're the source of justice in the Midlands." "The people need us now more than ever." "Rahl wants a world without justice." "And by killing us, he'll get it." "We wanted to give you the opportunity to join us." "You know I can't abandon my mission." "I expected so." "But the decision need to be yours." "Mother Confessor, we need to keep moving." "Rahl's quads are tracking us." "We've managed to stay ahead of them, but we can't let our guard down." "We'll escort you to the coast." "Will the other Confessors meet us there?" "There are no other Confessors,Kahlan." "We are all that's left." "=YTET-ÒÁµéÔ°×ÖÄ"×é=- ʱ¼äÖá: ßÇÈâÈâ "ð¼ý¼ý ·­Òë: º£ÙÅ®Óù ´ó·ð´º´º ²"²" СÖísisi ±¾³ÇÁ" У¶Ô:" "Aiiiii" "̽Ë÷Õß´"˵ µÚÒ"¼¾ µÚ10¼¯" "Are you sure leaving the Midlands is right thing to do?" "Isn't it time for Confessors to stand and fight?" "We did." "We made our stand at the Temple of Rondaxe." "The quads blocked all the doors." "There was no way out." "We fought well, but there were too many." "Demmin Nass has begun taking trophies." "I'm so sorry." "I farebetter than most." "Before they could take my other hand,or worse," "Mother Confessor saved me." "What is it?" "Someone's coming." "I guess those quads weren't as far away as we'd hoped." "Stay where you are!" "Wait." "Please,I'm not here to harm you." "Who are you?" "My name is Finn." "I'm looking for Dennee." "My sister?" "What do you want with her?" "I've been searching for months." "A few weeks ago I heard Confessors were nearby." "Please,I have to find her." "She's dead." "My mistress is dead." "Your mistress?" "If she's dead, how will I know what to do?" "Kahlan,this man is still under coession." "How is that possible?" "I thought the only way the spell is broken is" "Is when a Confessor dies." "That means Dennee is still alive." "But when I left her..." "Dennee." "Take it." "Take the Book." "Find him." "I'm not leaving you." "This is more important than me." "You know that." "Please,Kahlan." "May the Spirits protect you, little s" "Go." "She" " She must have survived somehow." "Rahl must have her." "We know what he does to Confessors." "Which is why we can't risk going after her." "What?" "Mother Confessor is right." "Kahlan,I loved your sister as if she were my own, but it could be a trap." "Why would Rahl keep her alive when he's killed so many others?" "I've already left her behind once." "I won't do it again." "I know it's hard, but my duty is to ensure the survival of the remaining Confessors." "Just as your duty is to protect the Seeker on his mission." "Right now... my mission Kahlan's sister." "But Dennee could be anywhere." "Mira could find her." "Dennee was willing to sacrifice her life for me." "No doubt she'd do the same for any of you." "How can we not even try to save her?" "We should make camp here." "Kahlan tells me you fought bravely at the battle of Rondaxe." "Perhaps I can give you back a little of what you've lost." "I..." "I don't believe it." "Thank you." "Still as powerful as I rember." "I'm just sorry I wasn't powerful enough to stop Darken Rahl before he decimated your order." "When I was just an acolyte, and you took me under your wing..." "Do you rember what you told me?" "You said that real power was not just in the magic that we wield." "It was in our ability to make difficult choices." "And leaving behind everything and everyone couldn't have been easy for you,Zeddicus." "But if you hadn't, the Seeker would not have bee and there would be no hope for the Midlands." "I don't understand why Dennee never told me about you." "How did you come to know my sister?" "I tried to kill her." "I was an assassin from the Order of Blood, and sent by Darken Rahl to murder her." "During the battle, I was confessed by her." "I haven't seen her in months." "Dennee told me she had to undertake a delicate mission." "She promised she'd return to me when it was done." "She would've kept that promise if I hadn't left her for dead." "Kahlan!" "Kah" " Hey,hey." "We're going to find her." "Okay?" " What's she saying?" " It's Dennee." "She's close." "A fortress." "It's not a fortress." "It's a prison." " And Dennee's inside." " Dennee!" "We can't just charge into a D'Haran prison." "But a Mord-Sith could." "Zedd, Can you do a little magic tailoring?" "Sir." "A Mord-Sith approaches." "Tell your warden I have a very special prisoner for him." "The Seeker?" "You captured him single-handed?" "You dare question a Mord-Sith?" "Take me to the warden." "I have urgent intelligence from Lord Rahl." "Intelligence that must be discussed in private." "Leave us." "So what is this intelligence?" "Command me,Confessor." "You have a prisoner I want to see." "Dennee." "Kahlan." "Yes,it's me little sister." "You came for me." "I should have never left you." "This is the Seeker." "Yes." "Then you completed the mission." "I feared you were dead." "Thank the Spirits you're not." "Are you all right?" "Did they hurt you?" "No." "But they're going to take my baby." "You're with child." "They mean to take my sister's child." "What do you know about this?" "Darken Rahl wants to raise a Confessor as his own." "To twist the child into a monster that would do his bidding." "Can you walk?" "I think so." "You should hurry." "General Nass rides for the prison as we speak." "What's going on?" "Prisoner transfer." "But my orders are to hold the Confessor here until General Nass arrives." "Your orders have changed." "Our Dennee is safe." "Dennee!" "By the Spirits,you're with child." "Is our baby all right?" "Finn is the father?" "Mother Confessor,our numbers were dwindling." "And Finn was already confessed." "So I took him as a mate." "Finn is strong." "And with Rahl hunting Confessors,I could think of no one better to protect the child." "Joyous news." "Another Confessor will be born just when we needed her most." "Dennee." "You must've known you were carrying the baby when we set off for the Boundary." "Why didn't you tell me?" "If you knew would you have let me jn you on such a perilous journey?" "No,I wouldn't." "And I couldn't let you go alone." "We need to get moving." "The D'Harans will be coming after us." "General Nass,we received orders not to expect you." "What orders?" "General." "I have the orders right here." "Where is the prisoner?" "B-Being delivered to Rahl." "By whom?" "By the Mord-Sith." "She had also captured the Seeker." "That was no Mord-Sith." "It was a Confessor." "Ready your men." "If you can deliver the Confessor-child and the Seeker to Lord Rahl,he may forgive your failure." "Isn't there a shorter route to the west?" "You smell that?" "These are Thelusian pines." "They'll cover any scent from us the D'Harans might pick up." "We'll be harder to track that way." "Good." "Because we may need to sto" "You're doing great!" "I just need you to try again." "Come on." "Yes." "Keep breathing." "Dennee,the baby's in the wrong position." "What?" "We need to turn the baby around." "I don't wanna lose my baby." "Your baby's going to be fine." "Let me try." "Have you done this before?" "I grew up on a farm,rember?" "Okay." "I don't" " I don't wanna lose her." "Okay,Dennee,try now,push." "It's a boy." "What's wrong?" "The child must die." "It's not your fault,Dennee." "It's no one's fault." "There's nothing you could've done to prevent this." "Kahlan,what's going on?" "We're going to need Kreeg root for the ritual." "Will someone tell me what's happening here?" "Male Confessors can't be allowed to live." "Their souls must be purified by the Ritual of the Waters before they pass to the underworld." "Ritual?" "What are you talking about?" "We have to drown the child." "That's insane." "A Confessor giving birth to a male child is extraordinarily rare." "But if one is born,he cannot be allowed to grow into adulthood." "Male Confessors are unable to control their power." "Once they reach manhood they can't resist using it for wicked ends." "So they are killed at birth." "Your numbers are dwindling and now you want to kill one of your own just because you think it might be evil?" "Mothers of male Confessors have often thought as you do." "One foolish young Confessor couldn't bear to have her son killed, so she raised him in secrecy." "She thought that the love in her heart would be powerful enough to prevent him from turning to the dark ways." "But when the boy came of age,his bloodlust was insatiable." "My child was only 11 years old when I had to kill him." "Well,just because it happened with your son doesn't mean it's going to happen with Dennee's." "He's just a baby." "There's still time to watch him grow." "To know if he's gonna be evil or not." "Kahlan." "You can't go along with this." "You think this is easy for me?" "This is my nephew." "Richar I know that's it's hard for you to understand,but ancient ways must be honored, and the longer we allow this child to live, the harder it's going to be to do what must be done." "Doing it now is a less cruel fate for both the family and the child." "Finn will take the child and perform the Ritual of the Waters." "Is there no other way?" "You know there is not." "Get away from him." "You cannot wish evil away." "You cannot love evil away." "You can only destroy it." "You're not going to hurt this baby." "D'Harans." "Th" "We need to move now." "I can get the D'Harans off our trail." "But you have to promise me nobody will harm this baby while I'm gone." "Dala oil and Kreeg root." "The Ritual of the Waters." "The Confessor gave birth to a boy." "A female Confessor-child was quite a prize,but what Lord Rahl wouldn't give for a male Confessor." "And if they are running from us,they haven't had time yet to perform the ritual." "Sir." "Their tracks lead this way." "Follow them." "We must save that child." "Did you lose them?" "They found the tracks I left." "They're heading in the wrong direction." "Good." "But they're not gonna give up so easily." "They know it's a boy." "And it seems Rahl really wants to get his hands on a male Confessor." "It's the darkness reaching for the darkness." "But he will not have it." "Where's the baby?" "Finn's taken him." "You were supposed to keep him safe." "I'm sorry,Richard." "You're right.I don't.You promised me." "Because I knew you'd do anything to protect the child." "And so should you." "Richard,letting him live would be a violation of everything we're taught." "You can't ask me to go against my beliefs." "And you can't ask me to go against mine." "Finn,don't." "I can't disobey my mistress." "You ha to do what your mistress wants,right?" "Yes." "She wants me to drown our son." "Are you sure that's what Dennee wants?" "The Mother Confessor ordered her to do it." "Doesn't your mistress also command you with her heart?" "You heard her when she gave birth." "She didn't want her baby to die." "You know her heart better than anyone,Finn." "You know what she wants." "She wants her baby... to live." "I will proct him with my life." "You gave the child to the Seeker?" "I thought that's what you'd want." "No,the child is evil and must die." "Then I have failed you." "Which way did the Seeker go?" "To the north." "I can get him back." "No." "You' go with Alana." "Take Dennee and the others to the shore." "The Wizard,Kahlan and I will continue after the child." "Take Mira as your guide." "We will rejoin you at the shore once we have the child." "Then we can complete the ritual and sail to the island." "Mother Confessor,let me go on to track Richard." "I'll move faster on my own." "Sir,we've lost their trail." "They can't have gotten far." "And for your sake,that child had better be alive when we find them." "Okay." "It's okay." "We're safe now." "Everything's gonna be all right." "Stay away,Kahlan." "Richard,wait." "What are you planning on doing?" "Just keep running with the child?" "What your people want to do is barbaric." "I know it must seem that way, but you have to understand that boy is a threat to everything that we're fighting for." "How do you know that if none of them have been allowed to live?" "It's too dangerous to rely on hope." "Hope?" "Isn't that what we're fighting for?" "Kahlan." "I was a child that was hunted." "Darken Rahl tried to kill me because of his blind faith in prophecy." "Are you asking me not to believe in prophecy?" "No,I'm asking you to believe in me." "He's hungry." "We need to find some food." "My father used to give this to me when I was a baby." "There you go." "I thought you might like that." "Richard,what are we gonna do with him?" "Well,I was thinking." "Maybe we can take him to the Valley of Thandor." "The duty of the Sisters of the Light is to protect the children at Thandor." "They'd never take in a male Confessor." "No one will." "We're on our own,Richard." "You're never on your own." "Richard,wait." "We don't need to fight amongst ourselves." "We have enough enemies already." "This baby isn't one of them." "But he could be." "Darken Rahl was once a child." "Think of all the death and suffering he's caused." "If you had a chance to prevent that,wouldn't you?" "Inevitably,evil is in its nature." "Well,it's not in mine." "No one is going to hurt this baby." "Enough debate,Zeddicus." "If you can't control the Seeker,I will." "Is your devotion so great that you'd threaten to confess the Seeker?" "Oh,I have no intention of confessing him." "Command me,Mother Confessor." "Zedd?" "What have you done?" "You have betrayed your order,Kahlan." "Who are you to question my judgment, when yours is so obviously impaired by your feelings for the Seeker?" "You would forsake everything you believe." "Everything you've lived for,for a man who can never love you." "Zeddicus,get the boy." "Zedd,you can't do this!" "You don't want to hurt us." "It's no use,Richard." "He's been confessed." "He's not Zedd anymore." "I don't wanna fight you,Zedd." "And he doesn't want to fight you,Seeker." "Give me the child and you can continue with your mission." "The mission?" "You jeopardized that when you confessed a Wizard of the First Order." "As soon as I have the child I will to continue on as the Seeker's Wizard." "All will be as it was." "No." "Very well." "Make him leave." "Richard!" "Mother Confessor,you're going to kill him!" "Kahlan,this has gone on long enough." "Your mission is to protect the Seeker." "You know as well as I his life is more important than the child's." "So give him to me." "It shouldn't be a difficult decision,Kahlan." "Saving the man you love." "Don't do it,Kahlan." "Kahlan,no." "It's okay,little one." "It'll all be over soon." "I'm sorry I went against your will by trying to save our child." "I failed you." "No,you didn't fail me." "You were doing my will." "Dennee,you can't put such ideas in his head." "Why not?" "Mother Confessor knows what must be done." "We cannot defy her." "Would you feel the sam if it were your child?" "It has been done this way for thousands of yea." "There are only six of us left." "Do the ancient ways still make sense?" "I'm so sorry,chard." "But I couldn't let them hurt you." "It's not your fault." "With Zedd confessed and the Sword of Truth gone..." "It's hopeless." "There's always hope." "We're too late,aren't we?" "Mother Confessor has taken the child to the shore to drown him." "Can we catch her in time?" "She's confessed Zedd." "And taken the Sword of Truth." "What are we gonna do?" "We're going to get some help." "The tracks end here." "Where did he go?" "I'm right here." "I'm unarmed." "Then you are a fool." "Kahlan,now!" "Command me,Confessor." "What is it,Mother Confessor?" "The others." "They should already be here." "Someone's coming." "Stop them." "You'll never know how greatly you've disappointed me,Kahlan." "I always thought that one day you would be Mother Confessor." "How wrong I was." "You were taught all your life to know the difference between right and wrong." "This child... could destroy everything we've been fighting for." "No,we're fighting for a world with less brutality." "Would killing that child give us that?" "Yes." "No!" "Zedd?" "Zedd." "Zedd!" "Richard." "I'm just glad I didn't hurt you." "KA She dedicated her life to keeping the Midlands free from the tyranny of Darken Rahl." "For that she will be rembered." "Spirits,watch over her as she has watched over so many." "We need to choose a Mother Confessor." "We already have." "It's you,Kahlan." "I'm" " I'm honored but..." "I must continue to protect the Seeker." "Just as we must stay in the Midlands torotect the people from Rahl's injustice." "Take Mira." "She will keep you safe." "Thank you for coming back for me." "I asked the Spirits to protect you,and they did." "They'll be fine." "You said it yourself." "Dennee and Finn can't be confessed,so their son's touch will have no effect." "He can't be seduced by his own power if he's unable to use it." "Once they reach Valeria,there won't be anyone to corrupt." "With no one to corrupt him,they can raise him to be a force for good." "But what if we're wrong?" "What if we've unleashed a horrible evil into the world?" "What then?" "=YTET-ÒÁµéÔ°×ÖÄ"×é=- ʱ¼äÖá: ßÇÈâÈâ "ð¼ý¼ý ·­Òë: º£ÙÅ®Óù ´ó·ð´º´º ²"²" СÖísisi ±¾³ÇÁ" У¶Ô:" "Aiiiii/font"

"Hey mom." "'Morning sweetie." "Mmmm... what smells so good?" " I made a gorgeous egg-white omelette with mushrooms and spinach." "And freshly chopped tomatoes from our backyard." "Do you want one?" " Sure." " Stove's right there." "But..." "I thought you meant..." "There's no more eggs." "Oh right." "I can't make an omelette without eggs." "Yeah, I can't argue with that." "Guess I'll just suck on this tomato skin." "I already did." "Bwaaahhhnnn!" "Nyaaahhhnnn!" "Mweeehhhnnn!" "Gwaaahhhnnn!" "Your singing's not getting better." " I'm doing vocal warm-ups." "It's what real singers do." " Uh-oh!" "Girls, you better hurry." "Or you're gonna be late for school." " We have tons of time." " Unh-uh." "They're shooting some movie right down the street." "So?" "So to get to school, Trina's gonna have to go up." "To Mulholland and take the long way." " That's a forty-minute drive!" " I better go get dressed." "Bwaaahhhnnn!" "Nyaaahhhnnn!" "♪ I'm gonna sing in the caaaaar ♪ mom, mom, you gotta drive me to school." " I can't." " You have to!" " What's wrong with Trina?" " What isn't wrong with Trina?" "!" "You know... you made her!" "But Trina always drives you to school." " It's usually a five-minute ride!" "I can handle five minutes trapped in a car with Trina, but not forty!" " Baby..." " No." "Mom, I can't!" " You'll be fine..." " No." "I..." " Oh, shhh..." " I love Trina but she's so irritating..." " You'll be okay." " No, mom, mom, mom." " Shhh." "It's gonna be okay." " I wish I could drive myself." "Well, maybe you should get your driver's license like a normal teenage girl." " But I..." " Shhh..." "I'm gonna help you through this." "Just close your eyes..." "Now put your arms over your head and lock your fingers..." "Okay... now what?" "Now what?" "I'm alone aren't I?" "♪ Here I am once again ♪" "♪ feeling lost ♪" "♪ but now and then ♪" "♪ I breathe it in ♪ ♪ to let it go ♪" "♪ and you don't know ♪" "♪ where you are now ♪" "♪ or what it would come to ♪" "♪ if only somebody could hear ♪" "♪ when you figure out how ♪" "♪ you're lost in the moment ♪" "♪ you disappear ♪" "♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪" "♪ to put your dream in action ♪" "♪ you'll never gonna fade ♪" "♪ you'll be the main attraction ♪" "♪ not a fantasy ♪" "♪ just remember me ♪" "♪ when it turns out right ♪" "♪ 'cause you know ♪" "♪ that if you live in your imagination ♪" "♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪" "♪ everybody's fascination ♪" "♪ in my victory ♪" "♪ just remember me ♪" "♪ when I make it shine ♪" "Do you really have to shave your legs now?" "!" "I can't go to school with stubble." "Why didn't you shave your legs before we left for school?" "I didn't know we had to leave forty minutes early." "Well, it's a little awkward for me..." "Ow... tra..." "That hit my tongue..." "Okay." "Stop." " You just toe-poked me in the eye!" " Trina... stop it!" " Hey, what's your problem?" "If you don't want me to shave my legs..." "You do it." " No!" " Then give it back and I'll do it." "Keep your eyes on the road, I'll do it." "Oh, okay, uh, watch out for that sore." "This could not get worse." "And when you're done with that leg, just... okay..." "Get my pit." "Alright." "Ah, it got worse!" "You wanna ask her?" "Sure." "What's in the box, Cat?" "C batteries!" "See?" "Batteries!" "And you all get some." "C batteries for Andre..." "C batteries for Beck..." "And c batteries for Robbie!" " You wanna ask her?" " Okay." "Cat, why do you have a giant box of c batteries?" "'Cuz I "tapped it"!" " The online coupon thing?" " Yeah!" " You say it "coo-pon"?" " Uh-huh." " I say "q-pon"." " I say "coo-pon"." " So what is tap it?" " It's this really cool new app!" "All you have to do is sign up, and then, all day long, you get these texts." "For these really cool offers for great great products at low-low prices!" "So you got a good deal on these batteries?" "Yeah!" "They were eighty percent off!" "That's only twenty percent on!" "Robbie, come help me pass out these batteries!" " Will I get a hug?" " Maybe." "I'll take that chance!" "Oh my God." " Did you swim to school?" " No!" "This is sweat!" "Why are you all sweaty?" "'Cuz Trina turned the heat up in her car all the way!" "Why?" "She's doing some new kind of yoga, and it "has to be done" in a hundred and twenty degree heat!" " She made the car that hot?" " Yes!" "I tried to roll down my window." "But she pushed her little driver's side button that locks it!" "I hate that button." "Yeah, it gives the driver way too much power." "Wait... you only live like five minutes from here." "I know, but they're shooting a movie near my house, so we have to take the long way here." " Okay, well tell ya what..." " What?" "Tomorrow I'll give you a ride to school." " Really?" " Sure." "Or you could just get your driver's license like a normal teenage girl." "Yeah, you're almost seventeen." "And ya got no driver's license." "It's a little ridiculous." "Maybe her mom'll let her get one." "If she puts some training' wheels on the back of the car." "Squeak squeak." " Right." "And she was like, uh..." " Squeak squeak?" "Hey, do you guys like hair sweat?" " Huh?" " Ahhhh!" " Quit it!" " Aw gross!" "It burns!" "Ummm..." "So do you think Sikowitz is gonna make us memorize all the..." "Hey Beck!" "What kinda car is this?" " It's a 67 gto." " No way!" " Oh my God!" " That's so hot!" "When you offered to pick me up this morning," "I didn't know you'd have other... passengers." "Oh, I didn't either." "Sometimes girls just show up at my house and ask for rides to school." " Isn't he sweet?" " Like candy." "Yeah!" "So, are you coming with us to Nozu after school?" "No." "I'm gonna try to, but first I have to find out if my..." "Oh my God, Beck, your hair smells so good..." "You guys, please smell this boy's hair." " Oh baby!" " I know right?" "What kind of shampoo do you use?" "Uh, just some kind in a bottle." "Yes." "That was hilarious." "Does anyone have any gum?" " I do!" " I have gum!" "He wants gum!" "So this is real life." "This is actually happening right now." " I found gum!" " Darn it!" " Poooo!" " Here, Beck..." "I unwrapped it for you." "Ooo, so none of you guys are gonna offer to chew for him?" " I'll chew it for you!" " I can totally chew it!" " My teeth are strong." " I gave it to him!" "I'll chew it." "Hey, aren't you supposed to take a left up here?" " Oh yeah." " Leave him alone!" " He knows what he's doing!" " You don't own Beck!" "Grunch!" "Did you just call me a grunch?" " Oh yes, I did call you a grunch." " Okay." "That's it." "Whoa, whoa... okay..." "Why are you doing this?" "Oh look at the pretty tree." "Nobody wants to look at the pretty tree?" "Okay." "Oh come on." "Driving with Beck was that bad?" "Bad?" "I got in a fight with four idiotic girls!" "My nose really hurts." "You took on four girls?" "Yes." "Oh and one of 'em bit my elbow!" "Now I'm probably gonna get Northridge fever." "Anyway... thanks for giving me a ride to school." "Hey no problem." "Any time you need a ride, just know you can call..." "Andre!" "I can't find my contact lens!" "Grandma..." "You don't wear contacts." "Then where are my glasses?" "They're on your face." "Was I talkin' to you?" "!" "I don't think I was!" "Grandma, please, just eat your oatmeal." "Okay, Andre!" "So... your grandma rides to school with you every day?" "Yeah." "If you don't like it, why don't you drive yourself?" "I don't have my driver's license." "Grandma, finish your breakfast." "Eat your muffin." "Okay, Andre!" "I gotta find my muffin." "Girl, would you hold my oatmeal for me?" " Uh sure." " Put your hands out." "Okay." "Why'd you do that?" "!" "You said you'd hold my oatmeal!" "Why didn't you just hand me the mug?" "I'm not lettin' you touch my mug!" "You want a ride tomorrow morning?" "Nope!" "Cool." "So..." "You only made waffles for yourself." " Uh-huh." "Why, did you girls want some?" " Uh yeah." " We'd love some." "Oh." "Sorry." "Who texted you?" "Robbie... he's outside waiting for me." "You should just let me drive you to school." "Noooo, thank you." "Robbie offered to give me a ride." "And he does not need me to shave his legs or pits..." "So I am going with Robbie." "You said you had a car." "This is a car." "The car of the future." " Uh-huh." "We just got passed by an elderly." "Ha, well you're not pedaling hard enough." "Hey!" "Little girls!" "You can't drive those on the street!" "Wazz off!" "Just... just, just keep pedaling..." "♪ I'm feeling like a straw tonight ♪" "♪ waiting backstage hearing the call ♪ bagga rags?" "I got 'em on tap it..." "Seventy-five percent off." " They're just... rags?" " In a bag!" "Hi!" "Bagga rags?" "Here, take two." "Bagga rags?" "Ooo Tori hi!" "Bagga rags?" " Rags?" " In a bag!" " I see that." " Okay!" "So Robbie drove you to school this morning?" "Yes... but never again." "I'm gonna find someone else to drive me." "Well, I bet my brother would drive you..." "If you don't mind screaming." "You guys scream at each other?" "No." "Sometimes he just screams." "Like at trees." "And buses." "Thanks, but I'll find someone else." "Why don't you just get a driver's license, like a normal teenage girl?" " Bagga rags?" " See ya Cat." " Have a rag-a-riffic day." "Hello." "I hear you're looking for a new ride to school." "I am." "Why?" "I'll pick you up tomorrow morning at seven fifteen." " You?" " Why confused?" "Well... y'know..." "Why would you offer to drive me to school?" "Okay, you always complain that I'm not nice to you, and now that I'm being nice to you, you question it." "Noooo no..." "I..." "I mean..." "Thanks, I'd love a ride." "Perfect." " Um..." "I like your car." " I'm so glad." "I thought you only liked to drive at night." "Oh, I prefer to drive at night." "But y'know..." "Anything for a friend." "Right..." "Right." " Um... where are we?" " Just driving to school." "Are you sure we can get to school this way?" "I've never been this way." "Relax, Tori." "Everything's fine." "Weird..." "My phone's not getting any signal." "See?" "No signal." "Oh, yeah, we're about to drive through shadow creek park." "There's not much signal up here." "There's not much of anything up here." "Oh." "♪ La la... ♪" "♪ la la la la... ♪" "♪ la la... ♪" "♪ la la la la... ♪" "♪ la la... ♪" "♪ la la la la... ♪ aah!" "Why'd you jump out of the car?" "Oh... no reason!" "Well, hurry up and get back in." "No, that's okay." "I'll walk it from here." "Suit yourself." "Next time." " Tori..." " What?" "You missed first and second period." " I know." " And you look all messy." "I know." "And that shirt is not a good color on you." "Cat!" "I walked to school." "Eleven miles... through the woods!" "I got chased by a beaver!" "I thought Jade was supposed to give you a ride to school." "Yeah, she tried to give me a ride... to my doom!" " I'm confused." " Forget it." "Now I have to find another ride to school." " Not tomorrow ya don't!" " What do you mean?" "Look at this new offer I got from tap it!" "I have enough rags." "It's a new one, look!" " I don't wanna..." " Look at it!" "Quack quack!" "A one-hour ride on the party bus usually costs two hundred dollars!" "But if you tap my tummy, you get it for..." "Ninety percent off!" "A party bus'll take me to school tomorrow for just twenty bucks?" "!" " Yeah, you want me to get it?" " Yes!" "Tap it!" "Tap that duck's pudgy belly right now!" "Sure!" "Yay!" "Your order is confirmed." "Thanks for tapping'!" "." "Oh." "Oh Cat, thank you so much." "Sure." "I'll type in your info and have the party bus." "Pick you up tomorrow morning at seven A.M." "Awesome!" "Wait." "But please don't tell anyone." " Why?" " 'Cuz it's a party bus." "If you tell people, then everyone's gonna want a ride." "Riiiiight." "Please, promise me you won't tell anyone." "I promise." "I don't want anyone to find out about the party bus." "I get it." "I told you not to tell anyone." "You did not make that clear." " Aw, c'mon Tori." " Don't be a grunch." "Okay." "Actually, it is kinda fun having you guys on the party bus with me." "Hey, have you guys checked out our bus driver?" "No." "What's wrong with him?" "'Cuz I swear he looks exactly like doctor rhapsody." "That rapper from, like, the 1990's?" "Yes." "I think that is doctor rhapsody." "Uhhh... 'Scuze me?" "Sir?" "Yeah, whatcha need?" "Are you seriously that rapper from the nineties?" "Doctor rhapsody?" " Yep." "The one-and-only." " I told you." " What?" " That's so cool!" "So why are you driving a party bus now?" "Mm." "Lotta reasons:" "I love parties..." "I love buses..." "I only had one hit song..." "My wife took all my money..." "So why not?" "Well, we love your song..." "Five fingaz to the face." " Yeah." " Hell yeah." "Oh, yeah?" "You guys wanna hear it?" " Wait you have it in here?" " Always." "I got the radio mix, the club mix, the re-mix, the radio-club remix, oh, and the karaoke version." "Which one ya want?" " Definitely karaoke!" " Yeah." "Karaoke!" "All right, here it goes." "♪ You know I flaunt ya ♪ ♪ 'cuz girl I really want ya ♪" "♪ and you lookin' nice ♪" "♪ got me cooler ♪ ♪ than a bag of ice ♪" "♪ now freeze, freeze, freeze ♪" "♪ now go drop it fast ♪ ♪ and move it real slow ♪" "♪ hooooo ♪ ♪ whaaaat?" "♪" "♪ you smell so fruity ♪" "♪ I'm a pirate ♪ ♪ and you're my Booty ♪" "♪ arrgghh ♪" "♪ so move it in close ♪" "♪ and lemme have a daily dose ♪" "♪ (gasping) ♪" "♪ girl... ♪" "♪ I've been thinkin' 'bout you ♪" "♪ think about me ♪" "♪ whatchoo think about it?" "♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ always like that ♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ I love my Tina, ananessa ♪ ♪ and georgina ♪" "♪ it's lady's choice ♪" "♪ so ima make sure ♪ ♪ ta make some noise ♪" "♪ hoooooooo, ohhh... ohhhhhh ♪" "♪ and now were sweating' ♪" "♪ got my turbo engine revving' ♪" "♪ vroooooom!" "♪" "♪ they stop and stare ♪" "♪ all the haters think ♪ ♪ it's just not fair ♪" "♪ that I'm six foot one ♪ ♪ and I'm tons a fun ♪" "♪ and I'm 'bout ta put ♪ ♪ this club in gear ♪" "♪ so fellas grab a cup ♪" "♪ whaaaat?" "♪" "♪ all my ladies ♪ ♪ ya know wassup ♪" "♪ yeeeaaahhh ♪" "♪ put ya hands in the sky ♪ ♪ if ya feelin' fly ♪" "♪ and tell me that you... ♪" "♪ whaaaaat?" "♪" "♪ 'cuz I'm the man in charge ♪" "♪ and ya know I'm livin' large ♪" "♪ I got a big white house ♪ ♪ and a fancy yacht ♪" "♪ and a garage ♪ ♪ fulla classic cars ♪" "♪ whachoo talkin' 'bout boy?" "♪" "♪ oh, calm down. ♪" "♪ oh I know you don't think ♪" "♪ you can just come up ♪ ♪ in here and buy me ♪" "♪ c'mon you know what I got ♪ ♪ for you?" "♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eeynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪" "♪ five fingaz to the face ♪" "♪ eynnn... eynnn eynnn ♪ hooooooo!" "Yeah."

"TELL NO ONE" "You guys free next weekend?" "I told you we'd wake her." "Let me hold her!" "You want a cuddle with Alex?" "Give her the pacifier." "Non-peacefully, even?" "The country, what a drag..." "I think he's ready!" "After 9 years of med school, a kid's the last thing he needs!" "Why not?" "They annoying you?" "You feed her exhaust fumes all day long!" "No worries, I know what she likes." "Wrap the blanket round her." "Lake Charmaine" "François!" "François!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Let's go." "Stop that!" "Looks good." " Did you call your sister back?" " No." "Why are you being like this with her?" "Like what?" "I don't know." "Last night, you totally ignored her." " Because she won't sell the farm?" " It's crazy!" "It costs us a fortune." "She doesn't even want to live there." "You think your dad would've wanted to sell?" "That's irrelevant." "She's a rider not a manager." "Who'll run the stables?" "I don't have time." " Don't get mad." " I'm not." "You always take her side." "You're right." "I'll butt out." "Margot, it's not that." "Look, I'm sorry." "I'll let the dog out." "I'm sorry!" "Margot?" "Alex!" "Eight years later" "Okay..." "I think I've seen enough to contradict your family doctor." "We'll take her off cortisone." "It won't cure her eczema." "What will help her... is if you let your child enjoy her life." "Get off me!" "You know what I would suggest when she doesn't have school?" "Cartoons in bed, fries for lunch." "Friends to visit all afternoon, and Barbie, chocolate and the whole shebang!" "Call him, I said!" "And lots of TV, of course." "Excuse me." "Let go of me!" "Let go of me or I'll pop you!" " Call him!" " Calm down..." "Get lost!" "Who the hell are you?" "Get lost, I said!" " Calm down." " He hit me!" "Bruno, what's wrong?" "He fell off the couch!" "I told them to call you!" "I called ER first!" " He's your patient?" " For 3 years." "Hemophiliac." "Bruno, give them your son." " No, why isn't it you?" " It's not my unit." "Fuck that!" "I want you." "Nobody touches my boy!" "Nobody touches my boy!" "Okay, Bruno." "Your son probably has internal bleeding." "Give him to me." "I'll take him in if you want." "Stand back!" "What you staring at?" "Two bodies unearthed in Rambouillet forest" "Shit, that's good!" "Julie, show Mr. Rossignon to table 9." " I love lunch with you." " Sorry." "Summer's usually quiet but we're overrun by tourists." "I'll have the sole and turn the air-con up, it's sweltering." "You got plans tomorrow?" "I promised Margot's mom I'd stop by." "Alex, don't you think it's..." "It's been 8 years!" "I'm not saying turn the page, but I don't see why you always celebrate this morbid anniversary." "Celebrate?" "Whatever..." "You've nothing to say to them." "You see them once a year to commemorate her death." "I'm sorry..." "It's just I thought we'd spend the evening together." "I'll come by after." "If you shut me out, you'll shut everyone out." "Talk to me, okay?" "How you doing?" "Going nuts, sitting doing nothing." "I can imagine." "Unfortunately, it's the only option." "They'll call you when the operation's over." "Now, you're here, I'll take a walk." "Call me if there's news." "Sure." "Thanks." "What?" "Take it back." "You'd prefer a DVD player?" "Plasma TV?" "A sweet plasma?" "I don't want anything." "Take it back." "I'll call you." "Click on the link." "Anniversary. 6: 15 pm." "Doctor!" "Mrs. Offenstein..." "Click on the link." "Anniversary. 6: 15 pm." "Server not found" "A problem?" "Not at all." "Show her in." "Rambouillet police called." "Sergeant Lavelle." "He said it was urgent." "What are you staring at?" "I love watching you ride." " Come more often then." " Yeah, I should." "I'll be right there." "Excuse me." "Can you tell me when you went to Lake Charmaine last?" "I was down there last year." "Doctor?" "8 years ago." "Like I told your brother on the phone, workmen laying pipes dug up 2 bodies near the lake." "She heard it on the radio." "Yes, the press caught us with our guard down." " You've identified them?" " No, we're running tests." "All we have is 2 Caucasian males shot dead over 5 years ago." "You said the bodies weren't on our land." "So why speak to us?" "I'm getting to that." "We may have to excavate farther, so I'd need permission to..." "You have it." " Anne?" " Of course." " You need a signature?" " Yes." "Both your signatures." "Sorry to drag this back up." "I know your wife's killer was tried..." "Cut the crap!" "You thought I killed her!" "You were her husband." "Family members are often..." "If not for that, you might have found her alive!" "My colleagues had to examine every possibility." "Thank you." "I'll need one last thing." "What?" "A blood sample for a DNA test." "When your wife was abducted, you said they hit you..." "Yes." "Well, we found a baseball bat with the bodies, with traces of blood on it." "B positive." "Just like you." "You are type B positive?" "Of course, they could be victims of Frank Serton, except serial killers rarely change their M.O." "Neither body shows signs of torture." "They'd been buried." "There were no animal corpses." "And Serton's victims were all women." "So?" "So, it's all a bit fuzzy, Doctor." "Let's talk again when it's not." "That's precisely why I need your cooperation." "I'll give the sample, but I told you all I knew back then." "Yes, I read your statement." "Your wife screams..." "You get hit, fall in the water." "Wake up in the hospital." "And the rest is still a blank." "We bought that version." "But if it is your blood, the discovery of these 2 bodies means we'll reopen the investigation." "I'll get it." "We'll try to get some answers to all those questions, like why were you found unconscious on the dock?" "Who made the anonymous 911 call?" "And above all..." "How did you get out of the water when unconscious?" "Ms. Vigne is a nurse." "She'll take your blood sample." "I thought you'd prefer... to do it right here." "Céline, I'm not taking calls." "Yes, Doctor." "Tomorrow, same time + 2 hrs." "Message for you." "User name:" "Concert." "Password:" "Olympia." "TELL NO ONE." "THEY'RE WATCHING." "Are you seeing anyone?" "I'm sorry, Alex." "You don't have to tell me, it's none of my business." "There's no one." "I mean, nothing serious." "Alexandre..." "We all miss her so much." "But you have a life to live." "Don't feel guilty about seeing other people." "I don't." "I mean, it's not that." "I'll check the lamb." "How are you?" "Good." "And you?" "Retirement!" "I wake up every morning and make like..." "Drink?" "Jacques?" "I have an important question for you." "I want to know..." "Margot..." "What did she look like when you found her?" "What?" "I keep thinking about it." "Maybe it's the anniversary..." "I need to know." "I never asked you for details." "Was she beaten?" "Why are you doing this?" "I really need to know." "There were bruises, yes." "Where?" "On her face?" "Yes." " Her body, too?" " I didn't see her body." "I was there as her dad not a cop, to ID her." "Did you identify her easily?" "Easily?" "You said her face was bruised." "Screw you and your questions!" "If you could please identify the body?" "Her left eye was swollen." "Her nose was flattened and broken." "Her face was slashed, probably with a box cutter." "Her jaw was dislocated, tendons ripped out..." "I'd like you to leave." "Already?" " They kick you out?" " Yeah." "European Championships 1996" "To conclude this tribute, I'd like you to applaud the President of the Children's Trust organizer of tonight's show in memory of his son, he's going to lead the riders out." "Please give a warm welcome to state senator..." "Gilbert Neuville!" "Four short strides." "It's tight." "So at 8:15 tomorrow, you get another message, right?" "Right." "Where's that?" "Don't know." "Not in France, it's still light." "How can you think it's her?" "You can't see shit." "Don't go there, Alex." "It'll drive you insane." "I know." "How did it go?" "I placed second!" " Bed for me." "I'm wiped out." " I was just leaving." "You want some food, sweets?" "It's nothing." "We had a fight." "She thinks I'm banging one of the waitresses." "Lose that and get back to the emails." "You knew the 2 guys at the lake?" "Show me the other." "Same sender?" "Anonymous." "Who knows?" "I do." "It's the same person." "You tried the passwords?" "The account doesn't exist." "The sender will set it up at 8:15." "I'm hooked up to both his computers." "As soon as he's online, we'll know." "I think I know enough already." "Dr. Beck?" "Detective Meynard, Versailles police." "Can you follow me?" "What's going on?" "Excuse me a second." " Where'd you go?" " Wash my hands." "Captain Eric Levkowich, Versailles PD." "What's all this about?" "It'll be easier to talk at the office." "Mr. Beck..." "Who is Juliette Langlois?" "Will you stop that?" "Does the name Juliette Langlois mean anything to you?" "Juliette is my wife's middle name." "And your middle name?" "Arnaud." "So let's imagine that I ask you if the name..." "Arnaud Ripper means something to you." "You'd say, "Actually, Arnaud's my middle name"?" "My wife grew up on Rue Langlois." "That's why I said it was her middle name." "It reminded me of her." "Did your wife ever use that name?" "In what way?" ""Hello, I'm Juliette Langlois, I booked a room..."" "Or to get an ID with that name, see?" "No, it was a game we played when we were kids." "Did you ever beat up your wife?" "Let me repeat the question." "Did you ever beat up your wife?" "What's wrong with you?" "Slapping your wife's no crime." "Pretty natural even, huh?" "No, it's not natural!" "I never beat up my wife." "Are you listening to me?" "You think I did that?" "I promised your friend Hélene" "I'd help you, but I need you to tell me all you can, clear?" "The car accident story..." "Is it true?" "Of course, it's true." "Were you with her?" "I was doing my internship in Bordeaux." " I'm warning you." "They'll check." " Let them." "I know what I'm saying." "Maybe she took the photos for the insurance." "Seems logical." "No idea." "I never saw them before." "Are you forgetting anything?" "No." "What happens now?" "8 years on, it's a bit late for a wife-beating charge." "This stinks." "Okay, go for it." "Love it!" "Now, let's get a little wild." "This is really good." "Hold the duck in front of you, like it's your thingy." "Your tongue out like you're gonna lick it." "That's great!" "Fred!" "And again!" "More tongue!" "Love it!" "Hold on..." "I don't get it." "You came to ask me that?" "That's all you have to say?" "I'm sorry." "I don't give a shit about sorry!" "That's not the problem." "I was grieving too, you know." "I needed you there." "You never called." "You never took my calls." "I couldn't." "I swear..." "I couldn't face calling you." "I thought I'd pull through alone." "But I just went under." "Tell me what happened." "I don't know." "Weren't you with her?" "One evening, she came by covered in bruises all over." "She said she'd had a car accident." "If anybody asked, I was to say we'd been together in my car." "If anybody asked?" "I think she meant you." "She wouldn't tell me anything else." "Nothing, honestly." " You took photos?" " Of?" "Her." "Her injuries." "Why would I do that?" "No reason." "What's wrong?" "I've no idea." "She was my best friend." "Look at me, please." "I swear she never lied to you." "It was the only time." "You gotta believe me." "Ferrault Gamblin..." "May I to speak to Mr. Ferrault, please?" "He's in court." "Can I take a message?" "We found no trace of an accident... in either the insurance or police records." "Alex never hit Margot." "He couldn't have." "Can you leave us alone?" "Captain..." "If your son-in-law decided to kill your daughter..." "He loved her, why'd he wanna do that?" "For 200,000 euros." "Her life insurance policy." "That's absurd!" "With all the holes in the official story, compare it to this..." "Beck drives her to an isolated locale where there'll be no witnesses." "There, the two guys we found last week kidnap and kill her." "Serton's on the loose." "It's in all the papers." "They make it look like she's one of Serton's victims." "With dead cats and dogs all round." "Easy as that." "He takes the rap." "Serton confessed to 7 murders, not your daughter's." "This is ridiculous." "Alex was assaulted." "He was in a coma for 3 days." "He had to get hurt." "How'd he explain a couple scratches?" "He was on the shore." "How'd he get out of the water?" "All the doctors who saw his file say it's impossible." "Didn't that ever intrigue you?" "Who gave you those?" "In some way, I'd say it was your daughter." "We found a key on one of the 2 corpses." "To your daughter's safety-deposit box." "Box 174." "Registered to one Juliette Langlois." "Her middle name and this street name." "The photos were inside." "Your son-in-law said he never saw them." "Why would she hide them from him?" "You talked to Alex?" " What else did he say?" " Nothing." "He left with a lawyer." "Not just any lawyer." "Elisabeth Feldman." "That sound like an innocent man?" "Stop it now, that's enough." "It's impossible." "It's the cops, trying to manipulate you." "They can do anything with computers." "She looked older." "Age progression software." "They use it for missing kids." "Mommy!" "If they think I killed her, why send me emails as if she's still alive?" "Think about it." "To get me to confess, it sucks." "If I killed her, I know it's a trap." " Alex, not now!" " It doesn't make sense." "If they wanna trap me, send me emails from a guy who saw me kill her." "You see?" "If daddy says yes, we'll go this weekend." "C'mon, sweetheart, it's time to sleep now and don't give her a hard time." "Sleep well, princess." "Where's Margot?" "I asked you a question." "Nina!" "Go away!" "Basket!" "Cut it out!" "Fuck it!" "Hold on, let me try." "I've been trying for half an hour!" "It doesn't work." "Nothing works!" "Fucking thing!" "What's that up there?" "What is it?" "It means you're connected to another computer." "And?" "And I only have one computer here." "Someone's connected to my computer." "They're watching me." "Fuck it!" "Okay..." "The Basque." "The chick's bailed and Beck's out walking his dog." "He'll keep in touch." "She told us all she knows." "Let's go." "Hit the lights." "You asshole!" "C'mon, Nina!" "You can't bring a dog in." "You were first." "Number 15." "Hello U2." "You have 1 new message." "Parc Monceau, tomorrow, 5pm." "Near the bandstand." "Be careful." "I love you." "Parc Monceau, tomorrow, 5pm." "Be careful." "I love you." "8 years ago, my wife, Margot Beck, was brought here." "She was one of Serton's victims." "Frank Serton..." "Yes?" "Did you do the autopsy?" "Yes." "Do you photograph the corpses?" "Yes, we do." "So you photographed my wife's autopsy?" " Most likely." " I'd like to see them." "I don't have them here." "The case is closed." "But I can see the report?" "Sure, but not today." "You have to request to see it." "There are forms, a procedure." "Okay, I'm making the request." "Capt. Barthas, Crime Squad." "My partner's here with the witnesses." "In the kitchen." "He was the last person you saw?" "Yes." " What time was it?" " I don't know." "Around 2 pm." "She introduce you?" "She tell you his name?" "Alexandre Beck." " We found this." " Where?" "A trash can downstairs." "He's going down." "It was a pleasure working with you." "A doctor has latex gloves in his trash can, big deal." "We'll send it to the lab, though." "Karim, take care of it." "Fuck!" "Check this out!" "Springfield 45." "Patrick!" "It's all yours." "Look." "It still smells." "But that's not the green one." "Let's look for the green one together." "Is that the green one?" "It is?" "That's not green." " It's orange." " That's orange?" "No, that's blue." " That's orange." " Very good, that's orange." "Can you find the green one now?" "If I don't answer, I'm busy." "Put her through." "Yes, counsel?" "Last night?" "Why?" "Because she was shot dead last night at her studio." "Listen to me." "The murder weapon was in your apartment." "You'll be arrested." "The murder weapon?" "That's bullshit." "What were they doing in my apartment?" "Later." "They're going to take you in." "I'll try to beat them there." " Well?" " Coming." "If I get there after them, stay evasive." "Keep your answers vague, is that clear?" "Are you there?" "That's the green one." "Just sit tight." "They'll be there any minute." "Not now." "No can do." "I'll be right there!" "Barthas for Levkowich." "The beltway!" "Round the other side!" "Four, that way!" "Vincent, go with them!" "Hello, Bruno?" "Not at all." "In fact, he got in early today." "Did he seem at all nervous?" "Nobody mention anything?" "Only Mrs. Abidal after he jumped out the window." " He take any private calls?" " Yes." "Ms Feldman." "You talked to him?" " What did you say?" " I told him to sit tight." " Who tipped you off?" " I don't tell the DA my sources."

"This is it, Eddie." "A one-way trip to Vegas." "The city that never sleeps." "I thought that was New York." "Vegas, Eddie." "There's no gambling in New York." "Yeah..." "I think..." "We should've turned left by now." "I think we passed it already." "I think it's..." "Eddie." "You got one job." "One." "Reading the map and telling me where to turn." "That sounds like two jobs." "Navigating, Eddie." "It falls under the job title of navigating." "If you didn't want the job, you should've told me up-front." "I did." "I said, "I want to drive and let you navigate..."" "and you said, "No!"" "Do you smell something?" "Yeah." "A shitty navigator." "I gotta take a piss." "You know what I'm thinking, Eddie?" "I think Spider made the mistake." "I mean, we followed his map to the letter." "Frank?" "Have you ever had a day that you knew was gonna be great?" "I mean, life-changing great?" "Frank?" "And nothing could do anything to change it?" "Holy shit!" "This is not one of those days." "Hey, Muzzy!" "Get your head on, boy!" "Get it on right now." "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Shit!" "Whoo-hoo!" "The Lord bless her and keep her." "The Lord make his face to shine upon her and be gracious to her." "The Lord lift up his countenance upon her... and give her his peace." "Amen." "Amen." "What the hell is this?" "Hey..." "It's a flask." "What are you, the Duke of Turkey?" "Ah, you know." "My dad left it to me." "He used to... he used it to... remind me." "Boy, how he'd remind me... not to become what he was." "Which was what?" "A... uh... functioning' alcoholic." "Eddie, it's 11:00 in the morning." "Yeah." "Well..." "I guess it's working." " Isn't that Thomas Harkness?" " Who?" "Thomas Harkness." "He owns, uh, Eagle Lake Trucking Company." "He's the richest guy in town." "Well..." "They don't give me no Bible before I dig the hole." "Yeah, well, that's probably, uh..." "Probably his wife you dug a hole for." "They just found her in the lake a couple days ago." "Why would you tell me something like that?" "You know I still have to dig that hole." "Eddie, you gotta stop getting so emotionally involved in your work." "Well, I like my job." "Yeah?" "Well, I quit mine." "You quit?" "Why?" "That job was for losers, Eddie." "I got bigger plans." "Remember?" "Yeah." "God, I still can't get over the size of this thing." "Yeah." "Seems extravagant to me." "That's your problem, Eddie." "You think small." "If that was my wife, I would've built her a pyramid... to show the world how rich I was." "Yeah." "That's why this meeting with Spider is so important." "One big score, and it's Vegas, Eddie." "We can finally scrape this little nowhere town off our feet." "Isn't Vegas in the middle of nowhere?" "All right, you wait here." "And don't talk to anybody." "OK, OK." "Anybody asks, we were late 'cause we got a flat." "Right." "Good, good, good." "I have a good feeling about this, Eddie." "Don't mess it up." "Right, right, right." "And don't drink anything." "All right." "Here we go." "You're late." "I'm really sorry." "I had a little bit of car trouble." "You know why people are afraid of spiders?" "Uh... 'cause they're ugly?" "Reputation." "Some of them are harmless." "Some of them can kill you with a single bite." "I gotta be honest." "I don't do too good with spiders." "That's because you don't know the difference." "So you expect the worst." "What kind is it?" "That is an Australian barking spider." "One bite will kill a dog in 20 minutes." "You, probably take an hour." "But it's cool if you're cool." "All bark and no bite, huh?" "Barks like a dog." "Right before it bites you." "Shit!" "All right." "All right." "You got me." "Muzzy..." "Did you bring a truck?" "Yeah." "Eddie's got it outside." "Eddie?" "Eddie the idiot?" " No, no." "Eddie the grave digger." " Yeah." "Eddie "The Idiot" grave digger." "Look, he's my partner in this." "I mean, it's his truck." "He's... don't worry." "Eddie's cool." "We had a flat." "That's why we was late." "We had a flat." "Spider wants you to drive the truck around back." "Around back." "No problemo." "I'll meet you there." "All right." "OK." "OK." "You know what that is?" "Uh..." "It's a carton of cigarettes, Muzzy." "Yeah, uh..." "I know." "I just..." "I thought..." "Muzzy, listen." "What if I told you that I could take these across the border and sell them... and not pay Uncle Sam one dime for my trouble?" "Well, I'd say, drive to Mexico." "See, I knew you were the right man for the job." "Here's the deal." "You make the run... you're in just 10 percent." "10 percent." "Got it." "Wait." "How much is that exactly?" "Let's call your end... 25 Gs." "25 Gs?" "You will follow this map to a tee." "You will be back no later than tomorrow night." "You will not go sniffing around for cheap Mexican pussy." "You are on my clock now." "No problem." "I'm all business." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "Fuck this up, and I'll kill you." "Right." "Eddie, what the hell did you do?" "Nothing." "I didn't do anything." "One job, Eddie." "One." "Transportation." "Everything else was mine." "I thought it was navigating." "Navigating, transportation... it's the same thing, Eddie." "What are we gonna do now?" "Spider's gonna kill us." "Well... maybe he'll understand." "I mean, I mean... the truck blew up." "It's... it's..." "It's like a tornado." "It's not your fault." "Eddie, the truck blew up with $250,000 worth of his merchandise." "What are the odds?" "I don't know." "You know, not good?" "Not good?" "I would bet my fucking house on a pig flying out of your ass first." "You don't own a house." "Hypothetically." "Well..." "Eddie, I don't..." "I'm a lucky guy." "Lucky guys don't have trucks blow up on them." "We could've been in it." " You're right." " Yeah." "Like I said, I'm lucky." "That's right." "And smart, too." "You're smartest guy I know." "Yeah." "See?" "Nothing to worry about." "That's right." "Do I look worried?" "See that, Eddie?" "Luck." "Hey!" "That's my car!" "Who is that?" "That's the bitch who got me fired." "God, she was hot." "So what kind of car is this?" "Oh, this... uh, 1964 Buick Le Sabre." "Tip-top inside and out." "Yep." "She's a real classic." "Maybe we should take it for a spin... and negotiate a price." "You read my mind." "I'm good at that." "What?" "I'm feeling lucky." "What about you?" "I'm the luckiest guy I know." "Oh." "I forgot my bag." "Oh, shit." "I'll get it." "Boss?" "No matter how often I see that..." "I am never not impressed." "Tiny, meet Amber and Brandy." "Our new bartenders." "Go with that young man right there." "He's gonna take care of you." "What?" "Muzzy should've had his accident by now." "Do you want me to make the call?" "No." "Wait till morning." "Somebody will have found them by then." "Go away." "So, uh..." "Now what are we gonna do?" "We're gonna lay low till I think of something." "I'm gonna give you a nice, big, fat, little tummy." "You ready?" "'Cause here it comes." "One, two, three." "Oh, that looks beautiful." "Hey, Ma." "What are you doing up so early?" "I'm stuffing my beaver." "What does it look like I'm doing?" "Uh, listen, Ma." "Uh, Eddie and I have to stay here for a while." "There's a... a guy looking for us." "So we're not here, OK?" "You think this is a witness protection program?" "Come on, Ma, I got nowhere else to go." "All right." "All right, all right, all right." "But I ain't no maid." "I don't cook, I don't clean." "And you." "You stay away from my booze." "And you keep the noise down." "And you put the toilet seat up." "Thanks, Ma." "And no girls!" "Shit." "Shit." "We'll be safe here for a while." "I've never been in your room before." "It's nice." "Who's this?" "My brother." "I didn't know you had a brother." "I don't." "Where was this?" "What's with all the questions?" "Are you interviewing me or something?" "Where is he now?" "He's dead." "All right?" "Now just give it a rest, please." "I'm trying to think here." "Sorry." "I didn't know." "Shit." "I wonder if I dug his hole." "What are you talking about?" "The cemetery." "I could've dug the hole that he was buried in." "You know, I kind of feel a connection... through people that I dig holes for... so if I dug his hole... that could give us a connection... through your brother's hole." "Do you have any idea... of how fucked up that sounds?" "People spend the rest of their lives in my holes." "I'm kind of like a subterranean architect." "Build upside down." "To me, every man is a King Tut." "Every woman, a Cleopatra." "You dig holes." "Like an ant, or a mole, or a gopher." "You don't build anything." "Yeah, well..." "Neither do you, Frank." "If I was a judge... you would win the beauty contest hands-down." "Paws down." "Can you hear me?" "I see you, you moron." "He didn't think I saw him, but I did." "Did you?" "I don't think your Ma likes me." "She doesn't like anybody." "Don't worry about it." "Well, I don't think she likes me... a little more than everybody else." "Listen..." "I-I didn't mean what I said before about you digging holes." "Ah, I know you didn't." "You was just upset about your brother." "I'm sorry he died." "He's not dead, Eddie." "He left." "He went to Vegas." "Said he was gonna be back to pick me up." "That was 15 years ago." "So, we're OK then?" "Of course we are." "Man... rich people." "Look at this." "Remember that woman you buried yesterday?" "Yeah." "God, she looks like royalty." "Look at the string of rocks on that." "You know what I could do with something like that, Eddie?" "You know what we could do if we had some..." "We wouldn't be here if we had something like that." "I know." "I saw them." "They're beautiful." "What are you talking about?" "Well, I mean, I was just saying... they're... they're pretty." "No, no." "What do you mean... you... you... you saw them?" "Today at the wake." "She was wearing them." "They're real, real beautiful." "See, Eddie." "What have I been saying?" "Lucky." "I don't like this, Frank." "What's not to like?" "We dig her up, grab the necklace, and bury her again." "It's not like she's gonna miss it." "I never dug anybody up before." "Think of it like a visit." "We're gonna pop in and say hello." "What if she's not dead?" "Well, I guarantee she'll be glad to see us." "Yeah." "You ready?" "OK." "Get to work." "I'll hold the flashlight." "It's a straight up deal, Eddie." "The jewelry for the struts." "Right." "Unless, of course, Spider fences the jewelry... and it's worth more than the cigarettes." "Then we'll deduct the loss of the cigarette incident... and split the difference." "Or better yet, I'll fence it myself." "I've got a real bad feeling about this." "Oh, great." "Oh, no." "There's no necklace, Eddie." "I can't find it." "Give me a hand." "Eddie, give me a hand." "No." "Eddie..." "Oh, great." "Oh, no." "Eddie..." "Give me a hand." "This is not good." "There's no jewelry, Eddie." "There's..." "Nothing." "That cheap bastard." "She looks like she could be sleepin'." "Oh, no." "What?" "What's, oh, no?" "It's Randolph." "The night watchman." "Eddie, what do you mean the night watchman?" "I forgot about him." "Oh, shit!" "Quick." "Dig the hole." "What?" "Get... dig the hole, Eddie." "Oh, shit." "Who's there?" "Oh..." "Hey, Randolph." "Eddie?" "Man, what the hell are you doing out here this late?" "Well, I never finished filling the Harkness hole." "You know, I went off, got myself some drinks... and almost forgot about the whole thing." "You sound like me." "Yeah, well..." "You know." "Hey, hey, hey, Eddie." "Pace yourself." "You're gonna end up in that hole with her." "Well, you know... don't worry about me, Randolph." "Hey, why don't you go out, and, uh... you know, get yourself a drink?" "That's a good idea, Eddie." "Don't mind if I do." "Right, right." "No, I meant, you know... go out... somewhere... and get yourself a drink." "Relax." "Things are a little dead around here anyway." "Come on, Eddie." "Yeah." "He's asleep." "Let's get out of here." "Well, we got to put her back." "Eddie, what are you gonna do, dig the hole again?" "I don't know." "Just hold her a minute while I get the car." "No." "I don't want her." "Eddie, just take her a minute." "Eddie, you get the body, I'll get the car." "Well..." "Why I always have to do the dirty work?" "Shit..." "This is not good." "This is not good." "Eddie, just help me put her in the back." "Look, I am not..." "I am not driving with her bouncing around... with the shovels back there." "She's dead, Eddie." "She's not gonna care where she's riding." "Look at her." "She's obviously a woman with class." "This is not good." "This is not good." "It's not right to put her back there alone." "You know what, Eddie?" "You're right." "So, now what are we gonna do?" "Sleep." "We got a big day tomorrow." "Where am I supposed to sleep?" "Wherever you want, Eddie." "Shh." "You're dead." "Does this feel like I'm dead?" "What's the matter?" "Don't you like me, Eddie?" "Yeah." "Then show me." "Come on, Eddie." "Show me." "Come on, Eddie." "Come on." "Come on, Eddie." "Let's go!" "Christ, what's the matter with you?" "I thought she was, uh..." "Up and on me." "You know, you're really starting to worry me." "I'm OK." "I'm up." "Eddie, I need to know I can count on you." "I'm all right." "What's up?" "I need to make a call... and you need to baby-sit your girlfriend here." "Whatever you do, make sure Ma doesn't see her." "You're not leaving me alone here with her." "Relax." "Ma never comes upstairs anymore." "No." "I'm talking about her." "What, are you worried she's gonna make a break for it?" "Eddie, listen to me." "We're both ass-deep in this." "So unless you got a better plan or a butt-load of cash... you better pull it together." "OK." "All right." "OK." "OK." "OK." "And think about taking a shower." "Uh, yes, I'd like to talk to Thomas Harkness." "Uh, my name is, uh, Darryl..." "It's of a personal nature." "I'm sorry, what's your name?" "OK, Kathy, uh, here's the thing." "I've got some personal business with, uh, Mr. Harkness... that he, uh, won't understand until he talks to me." "Now, if you'll just explain that to him..." "I'm sure he'll get on the phone and we'll..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "God damn it." "It's OK to like me, Eddie." "Yes?" "Come on." "Why is this door locked?" "Uh, I was just, uh..." "I'm not dressed, Mrs. Muzzy." "Come on." "You got something I ain't seen before?" "No." "Everything's normal." "Where's Frankie?" "He had to make a call." "I mean, uh... he had some meeting... you know, some business things." "What is that smell?" "Uh... well..." "I was just getting ready to take a shower, Mrs. Muzzy." "Look, Kathy, I didn't want to do this, but just tell him I kidnapped his wife." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm aware of that." "Hold on." "Damn it." "Yeah?" "Your Ma's on to us." "She smells something." "You have one job, Eddie." "One job." "I'm out here doing everything else." "Just keep Ma out of the room, OK?" "I'm doing business." "Just take care of it." "Shit." "Let me explain something to you, darling." "I know she's dead." "We dug her up last night, OK?" "So just... if you'll explain that to your boss..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "God... shit!" "Think, Eddie." "Think." "Find the stink." "And eradicate." "Listen, you tell him he's a cheap bastard who..." "Who what?" "M-m-Mr." "Harkness?" "Speaking." "Oh, l-look who finally decided to come to the phone." "Who is this?" "Listen, I've got your wife, and if you ever want to see her again... it's gonna cost you a quarter of a million dollars." "She's dead, you jackass." "I know that." "Hello?" "Shit!" "Fine." "You wanna do this the hard way?" "Then the hard way it is." "Go on and get me Spider." "Eddie, what the hell are you doing?" "Nothing." "She's naked!" "She's not naked." "What, are you airing her out?" "No." "I'm washing our clothes." "Don't do it, Eddie." "There are some things a man does that haunt him for the rest of his life." "And all of them involve a woman." "What are you talking about?" "You think I don't know what you're thinking?" "You think I don't see how you look at her?" "I would never do anything to this girl." "You're lucky she's not naked." "She looks very familiar to me." "What do you mean?" "I've seen this girl before." "Are you telling me Harkness was married to a stripper?" "I'm telling you that I would not forget an ass like this." "That's just beautiful." "What?" "What's the matter?" "We got a situation here, Eddie." "I'm in the middle of a very sensitive negotiation with her husband." "So?" "Eddie, would you marry a stripper who would stick her ass in your face?" "I don't think I'd marry a stripper who wouldn't stick her ass in my face." "That's my point." "The wife of a wealthy, powerful man... doesn't have her ass stamped in the memory of guys like you." "I am telling you, I have had this ass in my face before." "What the hell are you doing?" "Uh, yeah..." "I was just, uh, doing the wash." "Where's your bra and panties, Francis?" "Oh, this?" "This is Eddie's." "I would've pegged you for the bitch." "We gonna be gone long?" "Does it matter, Romeo?" "Eddie..." "Let me do the talking in there." "I don't want anyone getting suspicious." "All right." "What can I get you guys?" "Uh, two Shiners, please." "Eddie, stay sharp." "Keep your eyes open." "No problem." "Don't say anything to anybody about Spider." "Spider's not here tonight." "What?" "I mean, what makes you think we're looking for Spider?" "I just heard you say his name." "Are you friends?" " No." " Yes." "We do a little business from time to time, you know." "Right." "Eddie, why don't you go invest in the local economy." "Look, I'm real sorry about my friend there." "He..." "He gets a little confused sometimes." "So, uh, how long you been working here?" "About 4 years." "Wow. 4 years." "You must really like it." "Oh, yeah." "I love it here." "It's what I've always wanted to do." "Hey, Eddie." "Oh, hi." "It's, uh, good..." "Mind if I sit?" "Yeah." "That would... sure." "Be great." "I guess, uh, it's... it's good to see you." "Listen, uh, can I ask you something?" "I don't drink, I don't strip..." "And I don't date people I meet in here." "No, no, no." "Nothing like that." "It's just, uh..." "My friend, uh, remembered seeing a dancer here." "A while back." "Good for him." "He was hoping she'd still be here." "Blonde hair, tattoo." "A red spider tattoo." "Right about here?" "You think that's funny?" " What?" "No, no." "I just..." " Billy?" "No, I didn't mean..." "She's dead, you idiot." "I know she's dead." "That's actually why we're here." "You got a problem, Nat?" "Yeah." "Get this guy out of here." "I didn't..." "You know, all these times we've talked..." "I don't even..." "I don't even know what you do." "Oh, well..." "I'm a... subterranean architect." " Really?" " Yeah." "That's..." "My father is a grave digger down at Oakland Valley." "Wow." "Hey!" "What about my friend?" "Mean-Eyed Pussy Cat." "Yeah, I'm the guy who just got thrown out." "Can you please put my friend on?" "Yeah." "It's for you." "Oh." "Hello?" "Oh... hi, Frank." "Yeah, I'm just, uh... sitting here... talking to Natalie." "The bartender?" "Why didn't she throw you out?" "Well, she... she was gonna... but I explained to her about Crystal." "Eddie, you didn't tell her we dug her up, did you?" "No." "I told her about... your concern about... her relationship with Harkness." "Are you crazy?" "And now, she's gonna meet up with us after work... and she's gonna talk with us about it." "Eddie, don't say another word, do you hear me?" "Don't say another word." "Keep your mouth shut!" "Bottom's up." "Remember when we got here?" "And we said we'd be out of here within 6 months?" "Oh, yeah." "Whatever happened to that plan?" "Oh, I don't know." "I guess things happen when you marry the richest man in town." "Yeah." "Well..." "You still looking to get out of here?" "Only every day." "Why?" "Because I think I might've found a way to make that happen." "But I gotta talk to Spider first." "I think Harkness killed her." "What do you mean, killed her?" "She drowned in Deep Lake." "He had a rock-solid alibi." "Then he had her killed." "If he could afford to pay her off in a divorce... why would he kill her?" "You obviously don't know Harkness." "Or Spider." "Wait." "Crystal was one of Spider's girls?" "Yeah." "He got her into stripping." "Did Harkness know what she did?" "That's where they met." "He fell in love with her the minute he laid eyes on her." "That's a beautiful story." "Why can't I find romance like that?" "Because you don't have $50 million." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey." "It wasn't about the money." "She loved him because he didn't just see a naked body dancing in front of him." "He saw her for who she really was." "What, was he blind?" "Hey." "Hey." "Look, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean any disrespect." "I just didn't think a guy like Harkness... would've married a stripper, that's all." "She wasn't just a stripper." "She was a beautiful person." "And she had a huge heart and a love for life, and..." "And she married an asshole who killed her... and nobody cares." "I care." "You're talking about murder." "We're not cops." "I'm just not sure exactly what you want." "Help." "How?" "Eddie said he has a friend who might know something." "Yeah, it's me." "Guess who I'm staring at." " Entertain me." " Frank Muzzy." "Eddie?" "The idiot?" "Yeah, yeah." "He's here, too." "Just follow them." "You was a little light on the drop, Spider." "Yeah." "We had a little accident with the shipment." "Truck burned up." "Cargo, driver, everything." "Well, I'm real sorry to hear that." "But I don't see as it changes anything." "No cigarettes, no money, OK?" "I don't get paid, you don't get paid." "Now, your risk is your risk and my risk is mine." "Here now, I'm not gonna give you another lecture on personal responsibility." "You owe me some money," "And you best pay it up." "It's amazing, isn't it?" "You dig up a beautiful body... and all her secrets come with her." "Whatever." "Look, the sooner we get the money... the sooner we can put the stupid corpse and its little secrets back in the ground." "Don't talk about her like that." "Just because she's dead... doesn't mean you have to call her stupid." "Eddie, what's the matter with you?" "She's a victim." "She was killed, and we kidnapped her." "She's dead." "And to be honest..." "I don't like the way you've been looking at her." "I look at her with respect." "You look at her like you want to fill her ass with trail mix... and start a scavenger hunt." "That is sick, Frank." "You know I hate trail mix." "Shit!" "Did you see that?" "Somebody crashed back there." "We should go back and see if they're OK." "They're fine, Eddie." "How do you know they're OK?" "'Cause unless they owe Spider a quarter of a million dollars... and have a corpse under their bed... they got less troubles than us." "Which means, they're fine." "We don't have time for this, Eddie." "You promised Natalie we'd talk to Herman." "If this guy knew something, he would've said it before they buried her." "Yeah, well, you know." "He's here." "Eddie, what are you doing here?" "Um, I need to talk to you." "Well, I'm kind of busy right now." "Well, it's about Crystal Harkness." "Who's he?" "Uh, it's all right." "He's with me." "All right." "Come on." "I'm with you." "Shit." "Looks like we interrupted more than work." "No." "I was just about to give her a routine once-over, is all." "Can I show you something?" "Yes." "No." "Wow..." "That's mine." "Do you want some?" "Uh... yes." "Uh, no." "Eddie." "Great." "Thank you." "Cheers." "Is that not the saddest thing you have ever seen?" "23 years old." "Well-proportioned." "Excellent muscle tone." "Very athletic." "I like to think..." "Gymnast." "Wh-what's this on her chest?" "Oh." "That would be a bullet hole." "Oh, wow." "Her husband shot her, believe it or not." "Wow." "You'd think with a body like this... he'd have the decency to shoot her in the back of the head." "Right." "Come her." "Feel this." "Put your finger in there." "Uh..." "Eddie, shouldn't you... be wearing gloves or something?" "I am wearing gloves." "I gotta make a call." "Can I use the phone?" "Sure." "It's back through there." "OK?" "All right." "Now go ahead." "He's got this weird thing about dead people, you know, so..." " Well, OK." " OK." "Hi." "Now, how do I tell... who is Amber and who is Brandy?" " Taste." " Taste." "I'll get it." "# Start to talk shit... #" "Who do I taste like?" "Amber." "What?" "Wrong answer." "What?" "Uh, Spider?" "Uh, yeah, it's, uh, Frank Muzzy." "Where are you?" "Uh, the morgue." "Hey, you think that's funny?" "I could make that your permanent address." "It's cool." "Believe me." "I just..." "I just had a little trouble with the truck... but it's... it's nothing I can't handle." "I don't give a shit." "I want my money tonight, or you're dead." "And that goes for the moron, too." "Give me good news." "Yeah." "I lost them." "Crystal Harkness drowned, that's for sure." "But not in the way that people think." "Well, what do you mean?" "The chemical content of the water extracted from her lungs... didn't match the sample from the lake." "There was an excess amount of calcium hydrochloride." "What's that?" "Swimming pool cleaner." "Did you tell the cops that?" "It's in my report." "But I don't think anyone really cared." "You hear that, Baretta?" "Nobody cares." "Investigation over." "Let's get out of here." "Now wait a minute, Frank." "I care." "You know, Crystal... she... she didn't deserve what she got." "Eddie, you're beating a dead horse." "If Harkness whacked her and got away with it... that's his business." "We got our own problems." "He's right, Eddie." "If he killed her, then it stands to reason... that he would kill anyone... who wanted to dig her up and challenge him on it." "I found a guy." "Don't you already have a guy?" "No." "I mean, a buyer." "Really?" "Who's that?" "Someone in Mexico." "He'll pay 10 percent more... for half the inventory." "Impressive." "So I was thinking... we'll give Tom the extra 10 percent... make him happy... and we'll take the other half and double what we're making now." "Does Tom know anything about all this?" "No." "I don't know who the hell you think you are... or what on God's green earth you're trying to accomplish here... but I tell you one thing..." "I'm getting mighty tired of your bullshit." "Listen, I don't have time for this small town crap... so come up with 250 Gs tonight, or I play the song..." "I Know What Really Happened to Your Dead Stripper Wife." "You watch your mouth, you little son of a bitch bullshitter." "All's I'm hearing so far is you running that ball washer of yours." "I'm not seeing squat." "How do I even know you even have that body?" "All right, you want proof?" "Dig her up." "That's what I thought." "Stop wasting my time." "Waste your time?" "Yeah." "All right." "I'll waste your time." "Don't do that." "It's proof of life, Eddie." "He's not taking us seriously." "I am not gonna let you cut off her finger." "It is barbaric." "She's dead." "She's not gonna feel it." "It's mutilation." "It's a federal offense to abuse a corpse." " What?" " That's right." "Herman told me." "If you cut off her finger, I'm calling a lawyer." "You're calling a lawyer?" "Right." "Eddie, let me explain something to you." "If we don't give Harkness proof that we have his wife... he's not gonna give us the money." "Now, I don't like this any more than you do... but it's gotta happen." "Well, do something else." "I'm sorry." "There was nothing I could do." "You're beautiful." "You don't deserve this." "I won't let him do... anything like that again." "I promise." "That piece was free... but the rest is gonna cost you 250 grand." "You're a sick man." "I'm a businessman, just like you." "You're nothing like me." "And this isn't business." "It's nice to know you care so much." "Now, are we doing this... or would you like another piece of evidence?" "You'll get your damn money." "Great." "Now here's the deal." "I knew it." "I knew you was hiding something." "Get the pasty whore out of my house!" "Hold it!" "Frank said..." "I don't give a rat's ass what Frank said." "This ain't no whorehouse." "Now you go get that pasty... drunken tramp out of here." "Go on!" "Go on, get!" "Let go of my beaver!" "Let go of my beaver." "Let go!" "Wow." "I almost didn't recognize you." "Really?" "No." "What's with the disguise?" "Uh, I did this deal with Spider that didn't go so well." "So you don't think he'll recognize you?" "No." "Th-th-this is for the new plan." "I got some business with Harkness." "It's probably good not to let him see me." "If it goes the way I planned it, then it's all good." "And if it doesn't?" "Then I need you to do me a favor." "What?" "It's all here in the note." "So, just..." "Trust me." "I can't tell you anything more." "Well, OK." "So how will I know if things go bad?" "Well, when they fish me out of the lake." "So, you say she, uh, fell in the shower?" "Yeah." "I heard a big bump, and then next thing I know... she's out cold." "Do you know any reason why she'd have her socks on in the shower?" "Socks?" "No." "I mean, maybe for traction... 'cause... all women have real slippery feet." "You sure you don't want to come to the hospital?" "No." "I've got to stay here and wait for Frank." "He's my brother." "All right." "Well, she'll be at the Drywell Medical Center... in case you or your brother want to check on her." "All right." "Well, thanks for all of the, uh... for everything." "That was a good job." "I'm sorry." "L..." "I couldn't take the chance... of them seeing you." "Frank's gonna be mad as it is... what with his mom seeing you and all." "I know that she didn't mean what she said about you." "That whore thing." "That was completely out of line." "Yeah." "Come on, Eddie." "Answer the phone." "All right." "Y'all cover me from the rear." "I'm going around the front." "All right?" "Yeah." "All right." "This is it." "Hello." "Yeah." "Hang on." "Are you Harkness?" " I am." " It's for you." "Yeah?" "Go in the bathroom, and go alone." "There's a shelf above the urinal." "Put the money there." "You have one minute." "All right." "The damn bag's on the shelf in the bathroom." "Now what?" "Hello?" "Muzzy!" "You son of a bitch." "What the hell happened, man?" "I thought you said you had this under control." "Relax." "We'll find him." "Don't tell me to relax, man." "Some two-bit piece of crap has 250,000 of my dollars." "Not to mention my dead wife." "Fix it, Spider." " You see him?" " No!" "Go that way!" "Does that mean the thing went good?" "Yeah." "The thing went good." "Frank." "I'm glad you're here." "Well, look who's here." "Where's your organ grinder, monkey boy?" "Uh... uh..." "I don't know." "You... you... you... you don't know?" "I'm looking for a reason... not to kill you right now." "And "l-l-l-don't know..."" "just doesn't do it." "Well... well..." "I-I..." "How... how... how about..." "A bullet in your brain?" "Frank said that... he give you all the money." "Your... gun..." "Your gun is making me nervous." "Check it out." "What the hell is that?" "Some broad chopping wood." " What'd you shoot her for?" " She had an axe." "Aah..." "Wake up, dumbass." "What happened?" "It was Muzzy's mother." "She was out chopping wood." "And you shot her?" "She had an axe." "What do you want to do with him?" "He's coming with us." "Ma?" "Eddie?" "There's something wrong." "Ma?" "Eddie?" ""If you want to see your boyfriend again, call me."" "Hello." "Where's Eddie?" "Hey, easy, Muzzy." "He's right here." "He's killing me, Frank." "Hang in there, Eddie, I got..." "He's killing me, Frank." "I've got your money." "Well, go ahead." "Entertain me." "One hour." "At the..." "Mean-Eyed Pussy Cat." " And bring Eddie." " All right." "But Muzzy... you come up light, and you come up dead." "Hey... idiot savant number two... just bought you an extra hour." "The Mean-Eyed Pussy Cat?" "I don't know, I just..." "I wanted a place with people around." "Shit!" "Who is it?" "Uh, it's, uh..." "Oh, my God!" "So, you dug her up?" "I told you, just to get the necklace." "It's not that weird." "It's not that normal." "Look, when Eddie said he saw her with it, it made sense." "And then Harkness went and buried her without it." "What kind of cheap bastard does that?" "A jealous one." "She was with Spider the night before she died." "Harkness showed up." "He was obviously jealous and tried to take her home, but... she wouldn't go." "So he finally left without her." "A couple of minutes later..." "Spider and Crystal left." "That was the last time I saw her." "Are you sure Spider and Crystal left together?" "Yeah." "Absolutely." "Why?" "Because I think we've been looking at the wrong guy." "I don't think Harkness killed his wife." "So..." "What do you want?" "Half." "You're already in for half." "What I want is half... of your new half." "I think it's fair, don't you?" "You know what I think is fair?" "All right." "Look, this is half the money." "If it gets crazy, and Spider... you gotta hide." "Protect yourself." "Will you do that?" "Yeah." "Believe me." "I know places where nobody can find me." "Good." "Now guard that with your life." "Yeah." "Nobody's gonna get their hands on this." "Can you take off this gag?" "Can you take this off?" "It's coming off anyhow." "What do you want?" "I've got a... flask in my pocket." "I'm pretty thirsty." "Just wonderin' if I could get a drink." "What, you didn't get enough to drink at Spider's house?" "I guess." "Ah, that's good." "You... you want a shot?" "Sure." "What the hell?" "That's, uh, you know, real good stuff." "Hey, look." "I don't want you to take anything personal about what happened at Spider's." "I mean, it was just business." "OK?" "Well, you know." "It's OK, 'cause..." "I knew..." "I knew Frank was coming with the money... and everything anyhow, so..." "I don't want to lie to you." "After Spider gets the money... he's gonna kill you both." "Why?" "I mean, he's getting the same amount of money... for cigarettes anyhow, right?" "What cigarettes?" "What?" "Where's my money?" "Where's Eddie?" "Give me one good reason I don't kill both of you right now." "You know, I can keep paying her... or I can start paying you." "It's your call." "Harkness tells Spider which truck to hit, OK?" "Spider then unloads everything on the other side of the border." "They split it 50l50." " All right." " OK." "Now, Harkness, he files an insurance claim... for the same cigarettes." "You following me?" "Yes, I see what's going on." "OK." "But this time... this time, we fill your truck with old phone books." "We rig up a little ka-boom, and we tell Harkness... that you guys had an accident." " Right." " Then Spider, he sells the cigarettes... and he keeps the money." "Right." "What I don't understand... is how you guys didn't blow up." "Oh, well, Frank, he was out... he was taking a piss, so..." "What are the odds, right?" "Well, yeah." "I guess Frank's a lucky guy." "He's lucky." "Yeah?" "No, I'm not laughing." "Right now?" "No." "I can handle it." "Too bad." "I was just starting to have a good time." "You're OK." "Yeah." "Well..." "Uh, I like you, too, Tiny." "You ever kiss a guy, Eddie?" "How you doing, Eddie?" "Uh..." "I could use a drink." "So could I." "Not now, sweetheart." "This is business." "OK, listen." "Spider and I need to go and talk." "I want you to give Eddie here a private dance... for as long as this buys him." "I guess we'll see you boys in the morning." "Tiny." "Let him go." "Let him go." "That's a waste of money and talent." "Let's go." "What, I'm following you?" "No." "You're driving." "You got five seconds to tell me where the money is." "At your house." "My house?" "Did I stutter?" "So I guess you think you got this all figured out, don't you?" "I'm feeling pretty good about it." "What's the matter, Eddie?" "Don't you like me?" "Yes." "L..." "I do." "Well, then, show me." "Come on, Eddie." "Show me." "Uh..." "I'm sorry." "I can't." "What's the matter?" "Well... it's just that... there's someone..." "There's something that..." "I've got to take care of." "OK, Muzzy." "Let's have it." "Where the hell you going?" "It's in the back." "Find the twins and get them out of here." "Enough with the games, Muzzy." "I'm tired of fooling around with..." "What?" "Am I supposed to be shocked?" "No?" "That would be me." "Especially as it turns out you've been blackmailing me." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Not to mention, killing my wife." "And then digging her up." "OK." "Now I see where this is going." "Check that bag." "The money's there." "Doesn't feel like all of it." "That's 'cause it's half." "Someone else has the rest." "When me and Eddie are safe, you'll get it." "The twins took off." "With Natalie." "Natalie?" "What the hell is she doing here?" "She's on her way to the cops." "But they left a note." "Scented." "You got a lot of answering to do, Spider." "Hey, it was business." "She was ripping you off, and you didn't even know it... and then she got greedy with me." "This whole scam was Crystal's idea from the beginning, remember?" "You had a problem." "I solved it." "And everything would've been just fine... if you hadn't gone and dug her up." "What's the matter?" "Not the ending you expected?" "I guess that luck of yours just ran out." "So did yours." "Lucky bastard." "That I am." "That's really brave." "That's kind of sweet, isn't it?" "Yeah." "At least this one's got a pulse." "That's Aber..." "Aberdeen." "Frank..." "I don't think I should navigate all the way to Vegas." "Yeah, Eddie's got other things to think about." "Yeah." "I've got other things to think about." "Come on, Eddie." "You're a good navigator." "I know." "I know." "Hey, what happened, to, uh, Natalie?" "She'll be back." "I know women, Eddie." "She'll be back." "Have you ever had a day that you knew was gonna be great?" "I mean, life-changing great?" "Hey." "This is one of those days." "Does that mean the thing went good?" "Yeah." "The thing went good." "Um, it's, uh..." "Oh, my God." "It's Elmer Fudd." "You want fries with that?" "You're just about the sexiest fucking thing I think I've ever seen." "Is Tiny wearing eye shadow?" "When's the last time you had that fucking truck tuned up, man?" "You never take it to Meineke." "Calcium... something." "Shit." "How do you know?" "Calcium hypochloride." "What's that?" "It's chlorine." "This here is Eddie." "Hi, I'm Eddie." "This is Candy." "Hi, Candy." "She's an exotic dancer." "This is Eddie." "Hi, Debbie." "This is Candy." "Hi." "She's a whore." "Would you care to involve yourself in any sexual relations at this time?" "Uh, my name is, uh..." "Larry..." "Steve..." "Livington." "Phil, uh..." "Stanford." "Steve..." "Andy." "So, I..." "I..." "Fuck." "Eddie, why don't you go invest in the local economy, huh?" "Look, I'm real sorry about my friend." "Uh, he makes lots of noise as he's exiting scenes." "Look, I'm real sorry about my friend." "He's a little crazy."

"from the very beginning... it was the children who gave me my power." "The Springwood Slasher... that's what they called me." "My reign of terror was legendary." "Dozens of children would fall by my blades." "Then the parents of Springwood came for me... taking justice into their own hands." "When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty... but after they killed me," "I became something much, much worse-- the stuff nightmares are made of." "The children still feared me... and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams." "And that's when the fun really began!" "Until they figured out a way to forget about me... to erase me completely!" "Being dead wasn't a problem." "But being forgotten-- now, that's a bitch!" "It's only a dream!" "Die, motherfucker!" "I can't come back if nobody remembers me!" "I can't come back if nobody's afraid!" "I had to search the bowels of hell... but I found someone... someone who'll make 'em remember." "He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory." "And that fear is my ticket home." "Mike?" "Is that you?" "All right, fuck you, then." "I'm heading in." "Mike?" "Come on, it's not funny anymore." "No!" "Jason." "I should've been watching them, not drinking... not meeting a boy at the lake." "I deserve to be punished." "We all deserved to be punished." "Jason." "My special, special boy." "Do you know what your gift is?" "No matter what they do to you... you cannot die." "You can never die." "You've just been sleeping, honey." "But now the time has come to wake up." "Mommy has something she wants you to do." "I need you to go to Elm Street." "The children have been very bad on Elm Street." "Rise up, Jason!" "Your work isn't finished!" "Hear my voice and live again!" "Make them remember me, Jason." "Make them remember what fear tastes like." "I've been away from my children for far too long." "Marry, fuck, or kill?" "Your choices are-- your choices are the Three Stooges." "Go, Kia." "Oh, God..." "Which one had the super-bad toupee hair?" "Harry, Mar" "No!" "No, no, no." "It was Moe." "Either one, I'd kill him." "OK, who'd you fuck, then?" "This is stupid, y'all." "Come on." "Come on." "Oh, God." "Whatever, look." "I'd fuck the bald guy, and I'd marry Larry." "Jesus." "Is this what we're doing all night?" "'Cause, y'all, this is really stank." "Hey!" "Gibb, what are you doing?" "I thought you were gonna quit." "I only smoke when I drink now." "But you're always drinking." "Yeah, well, I'll work on that next." "Hey, OK." "I got another one." "Fred, Scooby, or Shaggy?" "Oh!" "I'm not answering that and neither is she." "Do you guys think I should get a nose job?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, please, Kia, what you need is a lobotomy." "I think I'm gonna get some candles." "I'm gonna get some beer." "Do you guys want anything?" "Are you sure you should be driving?" "I'm so under the limit, Lori." "Surprise." "Oh, Trey." "You answered my prayers." "Thank you." "Whoa, babe!" "What'd I tell you about kissing me... after you've smoked, huh?" "Lighten up." "They're menthols." "Yeah." "I brought Blake." "Where's Linda?" "It's Lori." "This is her house, so don't be a total cocksmith." "Whatever." "Where are the ladies?" "Relax, they'll be here." "I'm relaxed, man." "I'm just wet." "Did you know they were coming over?" "Listen, you gotta be quiet." "Hey, we knew you were be here all alone this weekend." "Blake's cute." "He's not my type." "Oh!" "Who is?" "No one's ever gonna live up... to the fuzzy memory of your first love, Lori." "You were fucking fourteen, so get over it." "Yeah, I know we were young... but what Will and I had was real." "Well, correct me if I'm wrong... but didn't Mr. Real just drop-kick your ass... without so much as a good-bye handshake?" "He ever even call or maybe even write to you after he moved?" "Send you an e-mail?" "No." "You see my point?" "It's time to leave the convent, Lori." "You need to meet a guy." "Hey, Lori..." "I like the..." "flow of your place." "Got good feng shui." "Yeah." "You know about feng shui?" "Oh, oh!" "Oh, you should see her bedroom!" "Hmm?" "Great flow in there." "Lori, why don't you go upstairs and show Blake your feng shui?" "Shut up!" "I got a kink in my neck." "Come on." "You can massage it out for me." "I think I need a few more drinks... before there'll be any massaging." "What do you see in him?" "I don't know, but he has a cute ass." "Babe, don't make me ask you twice, OK?" "So, Lori... am I gonna get that grand tour or what?" "Yeah." "You know, why don't you start in the kitchen... and get us some beers?" "Cool." "Oh, my God, Kia, he is a total idiot." "Get him out of here." "Oh, Lori, come on, give him a chance." "I don't like him." "You know what?" "You don't like anybody." "I mean, Lori, you've barely gone out since" "Since what?" "Since my mom died?" "Yeah, well, you know what?" "My dad needs me." "So I can't just go out with guys all the time... and if I did, it would not be with somebody like Blake." "Yeah, fuck me, baby!" "Your back door was open." "I closed it." "Mmm." "Babe, you know I don't like to be touched after, OK?" "Fine." "I'll go have a shower then." "Good." "Your hair smells like menthols, anyway." "Asshole." "Trey!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Help us!" "Help us!" "Oh, my God!" "Over here!" "Please help us!" "Help us!" "You kids need some assistance?" "What the fuck do you think?" "!" "We need to lock this down now." "Keep it contained, you hear me?" "Killed in bed." "Jesus." "It's even the same damn house." "1428 Elm." "It's gotta be him, right?" "It's gotta be Freddy Krueger." "Hey!" "Don't even say... that son of a bitch's name out loud." "Let's just keep it together." "We've been through too much to let this thing spread now." "Take all the kids down to the station." "Keep them separate." "Do it now." "Yes, sir." "We'll be in touch." "Thank you." "Let's go home." "So?" "She doesn't know anything." "None of them do." "I'm pretty sure we're good." "Pretty sure?" "You better make damn sure... none of those kids knows anything... or I'll send your ass up to Westin Hills with them." "Knows what?" "What do you mean?" "Good work there tonight, Stubbs." "Right place, right time." "But we'll take it from here, all right?" "Your father's on his way." "Do they know who did this?" "No, not yet." "But I thought I heard... one of the officers mention a name." "You know, to tell you the truth, Lori..." "I--I just moved here about a month ago... but if they have a suspect, I'd be the first to know." "But they asked me all these really weird questions..." "like about my dreams" "What was the name?" "What was the name?" "Freddy." "Hello?" "Are you OK?" "His name is Freddy Krueger... and he loves children, especially little girls." "Freddy's coming back." "Soon he'll be strong enough." "It's OK to be afraid." "We were all afraid." "Warn your friends." "Warn everyone." "One, two, Freddy's coming for you" "Three, four, better lock the door" "Five, six, grab a crucifix" "Seven, eight, try to stay up late" "Nine, ten, never sleep again" "One, two, Freddy's coming for you..." "Blake, we have to talk." "What the hell were you doing over there?" "You were supposed to be watching your sister." "Were you drinking?" "My best friend was just killed, Dad!" "So how about giving me some fucking space?" "You watch yourself, boy." "I'm gonna get him for you, Trey." "Cop let it slip." "It was somebody named Freddy." "I'm gonna take him out myself, Trey." "I swear to God." "Who is that?" "Someone there?" "Jesus." "I'm OK." "I'm all right." "Not strong enough yet." "Well, I will be soon enough." "Until then..." "I'll let Jason have some fun." "Dad?" "Hypnocil." "What does this shit do, anyway?" "How come we all have to take it?" "It keeps you nice and docile while I kick your little ass." "I'm fine with that." "We interrupt this program for a special report." "After tonight's murder... in this neighborhood of Springwood... the Sheriff's Department has confirmed... that there is one victim..." "Hey, turn that up, man." "Remain sketchy, but the sheriff" "Sorry, Will." "You know the rules." "Turn that back on." "I know somebody that lives in that house." "Come on, turn it back on, man!" "I never ask for anything." "Just turn on the fucking TV, please!" "Fuck you, man!" "What the fuck is your problem?" "What are you doing, man?" "You want 10ccs of that pink tranquilizer in your ass?" "That was Lori's house." "They said something about a murder." "I gotta go to her." "I gotta see if she's OK." "Back to Springwood?" "Do you want me to start having nightmares again?" "Don't start with that dream demon shit again." "OK?" "You know that's all just in your head." "Yeah, yeah, and who are you, the poster boy for sanity?" "You're the one that told the cops..." "Lori's dad killed his wife." "Yeah, right, and now it looks like someone else... got killed in the same house." "You think that's a coincidence?" "Two murders in one house?" "Kurt, how many times do I have to tell you, man?" "I don't do checkers." "I'm an UNO guy, all right?" "So go grab the fucking UNO deck and we'll play, OK?" "Please." "Thank you." "Look at us, Will." "Look around you, man." "We're institutionalized." "We're stuck here." "We're not going anywhere." "I do miss my family, man." "I mean, it's been four years since I've seen 'em, you know." "All these years, and you're still convinced... you saw her father do that?" "I know what I saw, Mark." "Fuck what the doctors try to get me to believe." "I need to know if she's OK." "You want to play?" "Sweet dreams, monkey boy." "What the hell was that for, man?" "Heh heh heh!" "You're a fucking lunatic, you know that?" "I know you are, but what am I?" "Are you sure you didn't see anyone?" "No, Dad, none of us did." "I already went over this with the police." "It's just..." "I don't know what I'd do without you." "You're all I have left." "Dad, I'm not going anywhere." "I promise." "Look at you." "You're exhausted." "Lori." "We need to get you to bed!" "I don't want to go to sleep, Dad." "I just want to see my friends." "I don't think it's a good idea for you to go to school today." "You've just been through a very traumatic experience." "Dad, please..." "I just need to get out of the house, OK?" "I'll be fine." "I promise." "Well, at least drink your juice." "Will Rollins and the Davis boy... escaped from Westin Hills last night." "Oh, Jesus." "It's all coming apart again." "Don't worry." "We'll find them." "Keep this thing contained." "Lori!" "Oh, my God!" "God, you guys, I'm so glad you're here." "Blake's dead, too." "What?" "Yeah, he" "He was stabbed to death late last night." "Same with his dad." "What?" "Shit, shit!" "This is bullshit!" "The police are blaming everything on Blake..." "like its some kind of Columbine thing or something." "They're saying he went crazy." "Killed Trey, killed his dad, and then took his own life?" "This is so fucking messed up." "This is messed up." "Excuse me." "Sorry." "Lori?" "What is it, Linderman?" "Um, well, I heard what happened, and I just wanted to express how, um... well, to tell you how sorry I was." "Thank you." "That's sweet." "Right." "Actually if you need anybody to talk to or maybe" "Whoa, Linderman, let me give you a tip." "Place your hormones back in the box... and quit while you're ahead, OK?" "We don't have time for Date-a-Dork right now." "Thanks." "Right." "Sorry." "I swear, every day it's the same thing." "He's like one of those fucking froufrou dogs... that keeps humping your leg." "Give a couple to some ladies." "Thanks, man." "I see what you're saying, Gibb... but that's exactly why you should go." "I mean, be amongst friends, where it's safe." "There's gonna be a whole lot of loving there for you... and my boy Trey, all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you're right." "I should go." "I could use a few dozen drinks." "That a girl." "Let your freak flag fly." "See you there." "You want to go?" "No, I don't think so." "I--I didn't get much sleep last night... and when I did sleep..." "I had the most terrible nightmares." "Lori, you had to sleep at a police station." "I'd have nightmares, too." "No, no, no, it wasn't like that." "I mean, this was really real." "I mean, there was this man... but he more like a monster really... and they kept calling him Freddy..." "and he was so real." "Shh!" "What did he look like?" "He--he had this... dark brown hat, and... his skin was terribly burnt... and on this right hand he had this like these... razor fingers, and" "You must be tripping." "No, no, no!" "And then there were these little girls..." "It's OK." "It was a bad dream." "They were singing like this--this song like" "One, two, Freddy's coming for you." "You know why they sing that?" "Because that's when he comes for you... in your dreams." "You're lucky to be alive." "Who is he?" "He's a child murderer... that some parents from around here burned alive... but then he came back." "Back for revenge in our nightmares." "Funny no one ever told us about him, huh?" "OK, thank you!" "No!" "You want some free advice?" "Coffee." "Make friends with it." "Mark!" "That's enough." "You're scaring her." "Will?" "Hey." "I thought you might be in trouble, so we" "Lori!" "Oh, my God!" "Lori, honey, wake up!" "Someone get help, please!" "Someone get some help, please!" "The principal!" "Will, let's go, let's go!" "Please, somebody help her." "Lori?" "How much longer is it gonna take?" "ls she OK or what?" "Shh!" "Tsk!" "For nose jobs, what kind of anesthesia... do the doctors use?" "They put you all the way under, right?" "Got your nose!" "Strong work, man." "I came to make sure she's OK... and you put her in the infirmary." "What were you thinking about... telling her all that stuff, man?" "I mean, we're not in group." "Because I'm thinking for the first time in my life... that maybe I'm not crazy... that my brother wasn't crazy." "She had the same dream, Will." "Will Rollins!" "Mark Davis!" "This doesn't make any sense." "There's nothing on Krueger." "Not his arrest, his death, not even a birth certificate." "Whole sections of the records are gone." "Look at all these blacked-out obituaries." "January eighteenth." "That's the day my brother committed suicide." "Why isn't that in here?" "I don't know!" "But I'm sure there's a good reason." "Remember in group when they told us... not to jump to conclusions?" "Listen to yourself." "You're holding onto that psychobabble bullshit..." "like it's some kind of security blanket, man." "Let it go." "They've covered him up, Will." "They never told us about Freddy... because that's how they decided to beat him." "They treated him like he was a fucking disease... and they locked up all the kids... who had made contact with him... so they wouldn't infect the others." "That's crazy." "Is it?" "How come we were never allowed... to call any of our friends, man?" "How come none of our friends ever called us?" "We were in a fucking quarantine, man." "That's what Westin Hills was for." "Well, even if all you're saying is true... then why didn't Freddy kill Lori?" "Maybe he's not strong enough yet." "My brother said it's our fear that gives him his power." "Yeah, well, you sure as hell... spread enough fear today at school." "Holy shit." "You're right." "They wanted to forget Freddy so they wouldn't fear him." "What if I screwed up the town's plan?" "Fuck!" "This fucker's gonna spread like the plague, man!" "Kids are gonna start falling asleep, it's gonna" "Let's leave, man." "Let's leave right now." "No, I can't leave." "Why not?" "I gotta go talk to Lori." "I gotta see if she's OK." "Well, is she worth dying for?" "Because if you fall asleep, you ain't waking up." "If that's the case, how come you're not dead?" "Or any of the freaks at Westin?" "When's the last time you even had a nightmare?" "I don't know." "I can't remember my dreams anymore." "Look, just give me one night, OK?" "Just let me find Lori, and then we're out of here." "I swear." "All right." "If your ass isn't back here by dawn, I'm gone." "We clear on that?" "This baby's my brother's pride and joy, so be careful." "Oh, shit." "Linderman!" "Shack, I don't drink." "Hi, Lori." "Didn't think I'd see you here." "Can I get you something to drink?" "Smooth opening, but, you know, we're already taken care of." "What happened to your clothes?" "Oh, this." "I was playing a drinking game... with some of the lower primates... and I guess I'm penalized for my ability... to read above a fourth-grade level." "Linderman, you know, I always pictured you... as a straight up bedwetter." "You know what, Kia?" "I used to think you hated me... because you thought I wasn't good enough for Lori... but that's not it." "You tear me down to make yourself feel better... because you really hate yourself... which is kind of pathetic when you actually... stop and think about it, assuming, of course... you can think with all that makeup... weighing down your head." "The cops said Blake committed suicide." "Apparently, it was grief over Trey." "No, man, that's bullshit." "I heard some guy Krueger killed them both." "Said his name to my parents, they almost shit themselves." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, and I heard... that Freddy freak, he used to live here." "Fucking gutted Trey like a Goddamn turkey, man." "Like I heard his intestines and shit was on the floor" "Oh, shit." "I'm sorry." "Oh, my God." "Look who's here." "Look who's here!" "What are you looking at?" "Come on, come on, let's dance." "Come on, Linderman, let's go." "Where have you been, Will?" "Didn't you get my letters?" "What letters?" "They must've never even mailed them." "Who?" "The...doctors at Westin Hills." "I've been in a psychiatric hospital." "Mark was with me there." "Some other kids, too." "I don't understand." "Well, I saw on the news the other night..." "I mean, that kid that was killed at your house." "I mean, I needed to know that you were safe." "What happened?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Nobody knows." "Nobody saw what happened... and the police have been acting really weird..." "like they know something... and I heard them mention some name." "Some..." "Freddy." "Freddy Krueger." "Where was your dad?" "Out of town." "Are you sure?" "What is going on, Will?" "Well, look, four years ago, I thought l" "Enough with this bullshit talk." "Let's go shake our ass on the dance floor." "Come on!" "I'm dead one day... and you're already out getting shit-faced?" "Same old Gibb!" "Trey, l-- I can't believe it." "Come on, let's go." "Babe, don't make me ask you twice, OK?" "Now!" "Trey?" "No!" "Open the door!" "Please, the door" "No!" "No!" "You're the one that killed Trey!" "Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy." "The only to fear is fear himself!" "No!" "She's mine." "Mine!" "Mine!" "This everclear is kicking my ass." "This" "Check out this fucking guy." "Well, hey, Jethro!" "This is a rave, not a Halloween party." "Why don't you go find yourself a pig to fuck?" "Yeah!" "Invite only, cornpoke, and you weren't invite" "Son of a bitch." "Yeah!" "Burn, motherfucker!" "No!" "Run, man, run!" "Freak!" "You killed my brother!" "Gibb!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, Gibb!" "No!" "Let's go!" "Let's go, come on!" "Was that him?" "The guy you were talking about-- Freddy Krueger." "No, that wasn't the guy in my dream." "That was somebody else!" "Who cares about some fucking dream guy, OK?" "That psycho in the hockey mask was real." "Dude, that goalie was pissed about something." "We need to find the police." "No, no!" "Fuck the police!" "Just take me home, Will." "Gibb, l" "I can't believe she..." "I know." "Look, call me later, OK?" "Please." "Just to check in." "Bye, Will." "Be careful." "Will, I'm gonna go inside now." "I think that's the last thing you should do right now." "Oh, Will, please." "After everything that's happened..." "I just want to go to" "There's more to it than that." "Look, I tried to tell you this earlier." "The reason I was sent to Westin... is because I saw your dad kill your mom." "Will, my mom died in a car accident." "No, that's what he wanted you to believe... but I was there, Lori." "I was sneaking up to your room, like I used to do." "Only you weren't there." "I saw him kill her." "Dad!" "Get out of the van." "Get out of the van!" "Where were you?" "What are you doing?" "I've been looking all over for you!" "Get away from her!" "You're in a helluva lot of trouble, you know that?" "Like I give a shit anymore." "Get in the house!" "You!" "I'm taking you back to Westin." "No!" "No way!" "You can't trust him, Lori." "Whatever you do, don't go home with him!" "No, listen to me!" "He was the one who had me committed!" "You didn't understand." "You still don't." "You were confused!" "Stop it!" "Both of you, stop it!" "Damn it, Will!" "I am not gonna let you... endanger my daughter again!" "Not after everything that's happened!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Fuck!" "Lori!" "I--l" "Did Mom die in a car accident?" "Yes." "Of course she did." "Prove it." "Show me a death certificate." "Show me an autopsy report." "Lori, I don't think now is the right time" "Really, Dad?" "Because I think it's a perfect time!" "Why didn't you tell me about Westin Hills?" "Do you work there?" "Because I thought you were a fucking general practitioner!" "Yes, I..." "I do some consulting there now, but... it's--it isn't what you think." "Oh, my God." "So you knew about Will this whole time." "Lori, listen to me." "You're upset." "We both are." "Now I think what you need now... more than anything is to get some rest." "Why don't I give you some pills... and that'll help you sleep... and then we talk about it in the morning?" "I don't want to sleep, Dad!" "I want to know why you've been lying to me!" "We'll talk about it in the morning!" "Now do what I say!" "Lori!" "Lori!" "Open this door." "Open this door!" "Go away!" "Damn it, Lori!" "Let me in!" "Goddamn it!" "It's OK, it's me." "It's me, shh!" "Shh!" "You OK?" "Are you OK?" "It's me, all right?" "I don't know how your father's connected to all this... but I think Mark was right." "There's some kind of cover-up going on here with Krueger." "We can't trust the police." "We can't trust any of the adults." "So what do we do?" "We gotta get to Mark." "He's the expert in all of this." "He'll know what's going on." "You always looked out for me, bro." "Hey, Mark." "I gotta stay awake." "Shit!" "Hey, Mark." "You didn't forget about me, did you?" "Oh, God." "Oh, that's right!" "Everyone forgot!" "That's why they weren't afraid anymore!" "That's why I needed Jason to kill for me... to get them to remember." "But now he just won't stop, that hockey puck!" "This isn't...real." "Somebody, please, wake me up!" "Please!" "Mark!" "Mark, wake up!" "I need you to send a little message for me." "That's all, just a little message." "I'm not gonna do it." "I won't do it!" "No?" "!" "I won't do it." "I'll have to pass that message myself, won't I?" "Oh, my God!" "Let go of me!" "Help...me." "Mark!" "Pass on a little message for me, will ya?" "Sheriff, I've been compiling info... based on eyewitness reports of the hockey mask killer." "We already know who did this." "Sheriff, we closed down the school... and set up a curfew for anyone under eighteen." "Good." "Now I want twenty-four-hour roadblocks set up." "Nobody leaves town, nobody gets in." "We're gonna contain this son of a bitch... before he spreads any further." "Yes, sir." "Sir, shouldn't we have the F.B.I. come in and" "No outsiders, Stubbs." "We can handle this." "We've stopped him before." "OK, I'm a little lost here." "Stopped who before?" "We don't say his name out loud." "You're not from around here." "I don't expect you to understand." "With all due resect, Sheriff..." "I think we have a copycat of the old Jason Voorhees..." "Crystal Lake killer on our hands" "You listen to me." "We do things around here a certain way for a reason... and that's given us four years of peace." "So you either do your job and keep your mouth shut... or, so help me God, I will lock you up!" "Do you understand me?" "!" "Yes, sir." "Why don't we all just leave?" "No, even if we leave, Freddy can still get us." "We all know about him." "We're all afraid of him." "It was our fear that gave him his power." "We're marked now." "Man, screw that clown." "I mean, what kind of a pussy... comes after you in your dreams anyway?" "Now, that big-ass mother fucker back at the cornfield... all right, that's who we should be afraid of." "Tell me who the fuck that was." "His name was Jason Voorhees." "Shit, man...um..." "How'd you know we were here?" "Nothing personal, but the Scooby van out back... wasn't exactly subtle." "And never keep your keys in the door." "Great, so now we're completely fucked." "No, you're not." "I'm here to help you." "Now, this Jason Voorhees supposedly drowned... at Camp Crystal Lake back in 1957... when he was eleven years old." "The counselors weren't watching him... then they made the mistake of killing his mother." "The legend has it... that Jason kept returning from his grave... to punish whoever returned to the camp." "I think we're dealing with a copycat here." "No." "No." "No, no, no." "He's not a copycat." "I've seen what he can do." "He's the real Jason." "That's impossible, Linderman." "Jason is dead." "You'd better start thinking outside your little box, dude... 'cause somebody's definitely breaking... the fucking reality rules, OK?" "It makes sense in a way." "I mean, what if Freddy brought Jason back... because he was too weak to go after us on his own... so he used Jason." "I mean, he knew that we'd think it was him... that we'd spread the fear again." "And now that it's working... it's like he can't shut Jason back down." "Wait a minute." "Freddy died by fire, Jason by water." "How can we use that?" "I think we should concentrate on Jason first." "But I thought we decided... that Freddy was the one pulling the strings." "Shouldn't we go after him first?" "I don't know, maybe what we need to do is... to offer Freddy a sacrifice." "Yeah, yeah, totally." "Like a virgin, right?" "Someone pure." "Dude, don't look at me." "Even if you pay for it, it still counts." "Oh, come on." "Look, we all know who the real virgin is here." "Kia!" "Oh, come on, Lori." "I know you never made it with Will." "Why would he want to when he can fuck somebody like me?" "Let's tie the bitch up." "What?" "Don't worry, angel." "You've still got me." "Come on, give daddy a kiss." "Your eyes say no-no... but my mouth says yes-yes." "Lori, are you all right?" "You fell asleep." "Oh, shit!" "I pulled that out of my dream." "How is that possible?" "Anything is possible now!" "God, you just don't get it!" "Oh, God, y'all, two killers?" "We're not safe awake or asleep." "It's not the sleep that's killing us... it's our dreams." "At Westin, Mark and I never had dreams." "Were you on any drugs?" "Yeah, but there's something called hypnocil." "They never told us what it was for... but everyone there was taking it." "Experimental drug... not even approved yet by the F.D.A." "Oh, shit." "Used for..." "suppression of dreams." "We need those pills, enough for all of us." "Can you get us back to Westin Hills?" "All right, this isn't it, guys." "Come on, let's go." "Hey, dude." "Let's take a little J-break, huh?" "No, man." "He's a cop." "Come on." "What's he gonna do, arrest me?" "Hold up." "Hang on a second." "Fuck." "That's better." "Where's Freeburg?" "Come on." "Come on!" "This is "D" wing." "These are the ones who wouldn't stop dreaming." "Are they dead?" "They're in a coma." "It says they were given too much hypnocil." "Who would do this to people?" "Your dad's name is at the bottom... of both of these charts." "Cool...yeah." "What the fuck?" "Nice." "Oh, yeah." "Hold up, man." "What?" "What do you want?" "No, I don't know where the hypnocil is, OK?" "I can't pour these down the drain." "We need this stuff." "Freeburg!" "Freeburg!" "What are you doing?" "We need those drugs!" "Dude, no!" "Dude" "Go on!" "Get out of here!" "Go!" "What was that?" "Let's go check it out." "Let's go." "Get back!" "Shit!" "Hell!" "Fucker!" "Help me!" "Shit!" "They're all empty!" "We gotta keep looking." "Maybe there's some down here." "Damn, it's gotta be here somewhere." "Freeburg, come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "What are you waiting for?" "Come on!" "Freeburg, time to go." "We gotta go!" "Now!" "come on!" "Let me handle this, bitch." "What?" "Come on, come on!" "OK, let's go!" "Let's go." "No, wait, wait!" "Look." "Come to Freddy." "These are my children, Jason." "Go back where you belong!" "Fuck you!" "Linderman..." "These are my children, Jason." "Go back where you belong." "Jason..." "Jason." "My special, special boy." "I'm disappointed in you, Jason." "You disobeyed me." "You were supposed to come back home... just kill a few of them!" "But I blame myself." "I should've known... you wouldn't be able to stop killing!" "You are like a big, stupid dog who can't stop eating... even though your master said you've had enough!" "Now it's time to put this bad dog to sleep... for good!" "Not my arm!" "Welcome to my nightmare." "Penny for your thoughts, chief!" "Oh, scary." "Tilt." "Why won't you die?" "Come on." "Come on!" "So you are afraid of something after all, huh?" "How in the fuck did I let y'all talk me into this?" "Why don't we just try and do it here?" "Why go all the way to Crystal Lake?" "Best-case scenario:" "Jason wins." "He'll already be home, back where he belongs." "I mean, why follow us anymore?" "And if Freddy wins?" "At least Jason has home-field advantage." "Aww...how sweet." "You ugly little shit." "Now there's a face..." "only a mother could love!" "Yeah!" "Now we're getting somewhere." "Let's see what really scares you." "And dig a little deeper." "I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet." "We're seriously running out of tranq here, guys." "I got maybe one dose, plus enough for Lori." "Well, we're almost there." "Then I better get going." "No, no, just..." "I don't want you to go." "I'm coming back." "Just give me fifteen minutes, then wake me up." "I'll bring that bastard Freddy back through." "Just make sure Jason's waiting for him." "Now I lay me down to sleep." "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Bull's-eye!" "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Try this on!" "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Freak show!" "Stupid!" "Aren't you gonna help the kid?" "!" "Can't you see I'm busy here?" "You mean you're not coming?" "It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet." "It's been five minutes." "Well, that was the last of the tranq, OK?" "We're out." "Calm down, OK?" "Just relax!" "Heeeeelp!" "Wait!" "Give me your hand!" "Give me your hand!" "Help!" "Jason?" "Jason Vorhees?" "Y'all...y'all..." "Y'all, something's wrong." "It's like he's drowning or something." "Freddy must be killing him." "We need him alive!" "Dude, what do you want me to do..." "like, give him mouth-to-mouth or something?" "Hell no." "Why are you" "No!" "No, I'm not gonna do that." "No!" "Kia, look, I would do it myself... but I've had asthma since I was six, OK?" "I don't have the lung power." "No." "Kia, he has asthma!" "Ooh!" "Ooh..." "Look, you can do this, OK?" "You can do this." "You just" "Shut up!" "You're not the one that has to do this." "I know, but l" "Shut up!" "Oh, my God." "Ohh, God!" "Oh, man." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "You!" "What's wrong, Lori?" "Miss your wake-up call?" "Wake me up!" "I got him!" "I got him!" "No!" "Lori, come on!" "Wake up!" "Lori, wake up, please!" "Look!" "Guys, look." "We're almost there." "Help me." "Come on." "We gotta get her up." "Come on." "Start running." "Start running." "Wake me up!" "Daddy, don't!" "Daddy!" "No, daddy, don't!" "Freddy!" "It was you!" "I've always had a thing... for the whores that live in this house." "Lori, wake up!" "Oh, shit." "It's him." "He's here." "Lori, come on!" "You gotta wake up!" "Oh, yes." "My God!" "Come on, Lori, wake up!" "Lori, please." "Wake up!" "Lori, please." "Lori, please." "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "Lori!" "Oh, you fuckin' asshole!" "Goddamn it!" "Welcome to my world, bitch." "I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy." "Get away from her!" "Linderman." "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "Die, you little bitch." "Jesus, Linderman." "You--you're really hurt." "No." "No, no, no." "Don't worry about me." "Just a scratch." "Just go get help, OK?" "What?" "You don't think" "Look, I'm just gonna rest here a minute." "Linderman" "I'm fine, Kia." "Really." "Now get out of here." "Go get help." "But you" "Just go." "OK, but I'm gonna be back as soon as I can." "Lori!" "Think you're so smart, huh, bitch?" "Freddy!" "How sweet... dark meat." "No!" "Kia!" "Let's go!" "Nooo!" "So you're the one everyone's afraid of?" "Tell me something." "What kind of faggot... runs around in a Christmas sweater?" "I mean, come on." "Get real." "You're not even scary." "You're not even scary." "And let's talk about the butter knives." "What is with the butter knives?" "You trying to compensate for something?" "Maybe coming up a little short there... between the legs, Mr. Krueger?" "Hmm." "I mean, you got these teensy-weensy little things... and Jason has got this big ol' thing that's like..." "Kia!" "No!" "No!" "Come on!" "Come on, Lori." "Let's go." "We can't help her anymore." "No!" "I'm staying!" "Are you crazy?" "You got what you wanted." "You pulled Freddy out, and now he's fighting Jason." "Come on!" "What more do you want?" "He killed my mother, Will!" "It was Freddy." "My dad covered it up to protect me." "He didn't do it." "Look, he has taken everything from us!" "He has ruined both of our pasts... and I am not leaving until I see him die!" "Man the torpedoes." "Hey, asshole!" "Up here!" "Aha!" "Yeah." "Ah, give me a break." "Oh, no." "Ohh, noooo!" "Lori, get the tanks!" "Give it up!" "Freddy!" "Go to hell!" "It's OK." "It's OK." "You..." "Welcome to my world, bitch!" "25"

"MAN 1 OVER RADIO:" "OCD from engine 35." "On scene at 902 Sunnyvale." "Six-story, center hallway" "MAN 2 OVER RADIO:" "I.C. from engine 35." "Need additional backup." "MAN 3 OVER RADIO:" "I.C. from engine 35." "Need additional backup." "[EXPLOSION]" "[WOMAN SCREAMS]" "MAN 4 OVER RADIO:" "I.C. from engine 35." "We need additional manpower now!" "An elderly woman is trapped." "We need another line up here." "We got Captain Brewer's team checking in." "My grandmother can't walk!" "She's trapped!" "We'll handle it." "Gordy, we got people trapped at both ends of the hall." "Heads up." "Let's do it." "GORDY:" "Check there." "WOMAN:" "Please!" "Help me!" "[COUGHING]" "I can't walk!" "Jack, get a baby ladder for this hole." "Don't even think about it!" "You guys stay back!" "I'm going in!" "JACK:" "Gordy, goddamn it!" "JACK:" "Gordy!" "Get that last wall on the fifth floor!" "I.C. from fire 1028!" "Floor collapsing!" "Captain Brewer's fallen through!" "I need help." "MAN OVER RADIO:" "This is engine 28." "WOMAN:" "Help me, please!" "Somebody, help me!" "I can't breathe." "GORDY:" "Put on my mask." "Thank you." "JACK:" "Get your ass over here and steady that ladder!" "All right, get that woman out!" "All right." "Inhale, okay?" "You got it." "Come on." "You'll be okay." "JACK:" "Steady that ladder!" "Here we go!" "JACK:" "We have a burn victim coming down!" "FIREMAN:" "I got one coming down!" "GORDY:" "Take it easy with her." "Take her down." "[RUMBLING]" "GORDY:" "Then we'll put a piece in here." "And we got it." "Look at that." "Wait till Mommy sees that." "We have to put the stand on now, okay?" "Here we have the stand." "The blue goes to blue." "We put it right in here." "You see this one's blue here?" "Hold the wings stable." "Good." "There we are." "Look at this." "BOY:" "Looks good." "MRS. BREWER:" "Good morning." "Good morning." "Look what we made." "Matty, that is so cool." "Show your mommy." "Come on." "It must have taken hours." "Since 4 a.m. He was already up when I got home." "He has a sore throat." "He should see Dr. Bob." "Wanna see my Kobe Bryant slam-dunk?" "Sweetie, I don't think you should be jumping around." "GORDY:" "Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble." "Matt is going to be clean on the double." "Dr. Bob can see him at 11:30, but I have to be at the hospital." "I can take him." "Can you pick him up?" "All right." "Yeah, great. 11:30 is fine." "Thank you so much." "GORDY:" "Now you're clean." "Come on, little buddy." "Come on, you're all clean." "Oh, you're so slippery." "Let's go." "I told you that doctor would make you feel better." "Want a hot dog?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Hi." "MAN:" "Hello." "MAN:" "How are you?" "MRS. BREWER:" "Good." "MAN:" "What can I do for you?" "MRS. BREWER:" "Two hot dogs, a soda." "What you want to drink?" "Orange juice." "MAN:" "Okay, two hot dogs." "MRS. BREWER:" "Here we go, bud." "It's late." "Where's Daddy?" "He should have been here by now." "Stay right around in here, okay, honey?" "Uh-huh." "[MIMICS PLANE ENGINE]" "GORDY:" "Officer." "Excuse me, officer." "I'm just going to pick up my kid." "If you don't mind, it's just going to be a minute, okay?" "Thanks." "There he is!" "Where?" "Well done." "It's all because of you." "That's my job, sir." "This way." "MRS. BREWER:" "Hi, Daddy." "Hello." "Good to see you." "See?" "I told you he'd be here." "[SCREAMING]" "Oh, no!" "[CAR HORN HONKS]" "[BRAKES SQUEAL]" "MAN:" "ETA on those units!" "Get Gilly, Perry, Copeland up here now." "The agent in charge is coming." "I want paperwork in 10 minutes." "Gordy, we'll need to start an IV line." "PARAMEDIC:" "I need to get him to the hospital." "Can't get this glass out." "Device functioned after a motorcade arrived." "AGENT:" "Targets:" "Colombian officials, American intelligence." "Guy on the phone is Brandt." "CIA, works Colombia." "The other's Shrub." "Undersecretary of State, Latin American affairs." "Not a scratch on him." "Surveillance cameras?" "We're pulling video now." "Where's L.A.P.D. on it?" "They know it's ours." "They're helping." "What's the body count?" "Two dozen injured." "Nine dead including CIA, American and Colombian military, a mailman a nurse and her little boy." "That's the father over there." "Gordy, we need to get you on a gurney." "BRANDT:" "Call our contacts." "I wanna know who's responsible by day's end." "Phipps, anti-terrorism." "Peter Brandt." "I need to talk to him." "Not today." "BRANDT:" "Get the undersecretary to his hotel." "Keep me informed." "Right." "Okay, I'll talk to you then." "Someone in your caravan was a target." "Terrorism." "Everyone's a target." "Shovel that on the press, not me." "I need to know what you know." "When you're cleared." "I won't tell that dad the killer escaped due to protocol." "Tell him what you want." "We're done talking until you're cleared." "Excuse me, nurse." "Excuse me." "Gordon Brewer, please." "Jack." "How you doing?" "MAN:" "Hey, Gordy." "How is he?" "DOCTOR:" "Could've been worse." "The glass missed his femoral artery by a hair." "He was lucky." "WOMAN OVER TV:" "Let me say, the full resources of the United States will be employed to make clear that we do not tolerate attacks on our city." "That said, we must fight the temptation to make hasty policy decisions we may come to regret." "We can't allow an anonymous criminal to unravel our partnership with Colombia." "Hey, Ronnie." "Hey." "REPORTER OVER TV:" "Who was the target?" "Hey, buddy." "How you doing?" "RAMSEY:" "I won't speculate." "REPORTER:" "What will the president do?" "RAMSEY:" "He's meeting the Joint Chiefs." "REPORTER 2:" "Were there any warnings?" "What do we know?" "The president's coming on soon." "I doubt he'll say anything new." "Turner says the bomb was hidden in a police motorcycle." "RONNIE:" "They don't know who triggered it." "I saw a cop." "I saw him." "JACK:" "Hey!" "JACK:" "Gordy, get back here!" "Goddamn it!" "I saw him." "Goddamn it, come here!" "Slow down!" "I saw him." "You're not going anywhere!" "BRANDT:" "Any problems, go through Shrub's office over at State." "That's right." "Yes, he's one of us." "He can handle it." "Is Beckett there?" "Or Moyers?" "He could help." "Skin of his teeth, that guy." "Classic agency mold." "Get a copy of all visas on a Colombian passport." "They're covering up for him." "That's why they're called spooks." "GORDY:" "Bastards." "They must have used some kind of liquid explosive." "AGENT:" "If you'll follow me, sir." "I just want to help." "Used to be with Bomb and Arson." "AGENT:" "Right this way, sir." "I'll take you to Agent Phipps." "AGENT:" "Gordy Brewer is here." "The fireman?" "Yeah." "Says he talked to the cop." "PHIPPS:" "We appreciate you coming down." "We know this guy." "His name is Claudio Perrini." "We think he's a terrorist called El Lobo." "The Wolf." "Definitely the guy I bumped into." "I talked to him." "I told him I was picking up my son." "GORDY:" "The son of a bitch smiled at me." "The bomb may have been set off by cell phone." "PHIPPS:" "He have one?" "I don't know." "How long between when you saw him and the explosion?" "Five seconds." "Maybe 10 at the most." "That's enough time to make a call?" "Maybe." "AGENT:" "This could be tough to watch, sir." "I was late." "GORDY:" "They shouldn't have been there." "They shouldn't have." "No, the bomber shouldn't have." "Peter Brandt, CIA, Latin American section." "He was one of the targets." "I'm sorry for your loss." "If there's anything I can do for you..." "I promise, one way or the other, we'll catch that son of a bitch." "How do I get ahold of you?" "[BAGPIPES PLA Y "AMAZING GRACE"]" "PRIEST:" "We're not separated from one another." "We all run the same course and will find one another again." "We won't be apart, for we live for Christ." "Now, we are united with Christ as we go to him." "We shall all be together in Christ." "Amen." "[MATT LAUGHS]" "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "[ANSWERING MACHINE PICKS UP]" "This is Gordy." "Anne." "And Matthew Brewer." "TOGETHER:" "Leave us a message." "MAN:" "Mr. Brewer, my name's Ken Barnett with Lateline." "We'd love to get you in the studio to hear your story in your own words." "If that's something that interests you, call us at 552- 12" "WOMAN OVER TV:" "Back to Rick Garcia with more on the bombing in Los Angeles." "I'm at the State Department, where the counter-terrorism headquarters received a videotape from El Lobo, or The Wolf a Colombian terrorist who is responsible for at least 7 bombings, including the most recent in Los Angeles." "WITH DISGUISED VOICE:" "On behalf of the people of Colombia I claim responsibility for the bombing in Los Angeles." "The bombing was an act of self-defense against American war criminals." "As long as America continues its aggression in Colombia we will bring the war home to you." "And you will not feel safe in your own beds." "Colombia is not your country." "Get out now." "Sangre o libertad." "GARCIA:" "For more, Jenni Luz in Los Angeles." "I'm with Mr. Ortiz Dominguez of the Latin American Solidarity Committee a group sympathetic to the Army of Colombian Liberation." "Sir, you've characterized the ALC as freedom fighters." "Isn't the bombing here just a brutal act of terrorism?" "The Wolf brought to the U.S. what the U.S. brought to Colombia." "The killing of innocent people like Anne and Matt Brewer is terrorism." "ORTIZ:" "Their deaths are regrettable." "It's called collateral damage." "WOMAN OVER HEADPHONES:" "Ortiz, you want the call?" "CNN is holding." "Washington Post's on the line." "ORTIZ:" "Am I the only one here?" "AGENT:" "Agent Crosby will relieve you soon." "New York Times is on one." "Put them on hold." "That's my position." "I already told you this." "ORTIZ:" "Why should I change it?" "GORDY:" "Collateral damage?" "Who the fuck are you?" "I'll give you collateral damage." "ORTIZ:" "Stop that!" "It looks like the fireman." "Move in." "Go now!" "Go!" "You want collateral?" "Right here." "ORTIZ:" "What are you doing?" "!" "Want collateral damage?" "Here." "What are you doing?" "!" "Where's The Wolf?" "I don't know!" "GORDY:" "Tell me where The Wolf is!" "Put the bat down!" "Fuck you!" "Take him down!" "ORTIZ:" "I don't know!" "[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]" "AGENT 1:" "Turn it off." "Come on." "Just relax, Mr. Brewer." "AGENT 2:" "I have to cuff you." "AGENT 1:" "I'm Agent Collins with the FBI." "AGENT 2:" "Bring your wrist right here, sir." "Take it easy." "You'll be all right." "AGENT 2:" "Just relax." "It's gonna be all right." "PHIPPS:" "I can't imagine what you're feeling now but you can't take the law in your own hands." "I think you already lost him." "He's long gone." "Otherwise, he wouldn't have sent you that tape." "Am I under arrest?" "PHIPPS:" "No." "We convinced Mr. Ortiz to drop the charges." "The truth is, we're pretty sure The Wolf is back in Colombia." "I find this questioning offensive." "You're the reason this occurred." "You went to the Colombian consulate with a plan to attack the guerrillas." "Then they tried to blow you up." "Senator, if you intend to argue" "Mr." "Brandt, I'm not arguing." "I am telling you, your mission in Colombia is terminated immediately." "With all due respect, senator that is the worst thing you can do now." "It's not for discussion." "Peace talks will be arranged between Colombia and the guerrillas." "This is insane." "You can't negotiate with terrorists!" "These guerrillas don't want peace." "All they want to do is sell cocaine." "Senator, Peter Brandt has had a great deal of experience" "Spare me, Douglas." "Brandt failed." "All he's done is bring the war home to American soil." "SENATOR:" "That is completely unacceptable, and you know it." "You have 72 hours to pull your operatives out of Colombia." "Have you any questions, Mr. Brandt?" "None at all." "Damn it, Pete!" "Come here!" "Why call them Senate intelligence hearings?" "They're all imbeciles." "I'm going back to Colombia and kill them all." "We've been here before." "You know the drill." "This will blow over." "For now you're being reassigned here to l-TAG." "You can find this animal, Pete." "Just do it via satellite." "All right?" "You're okay." "BRANDT:" "I'm sick of this crap." "Get the plane ready." "We're leaving tonight." "Another guy's saying he's The Wolf." "BRANDT:" "So?" "He asked for you by name." "And he knows unreleased details about the bombing." "Take it over here." "Who's this?" "MAN:" "You're tough to reach." "I tried for the last three weeks." "Brewer?" "You've been busy finding the man who killed my family?" "GORDY:" "Right?" "I understand you're anxious." "We'll keep you posted." "Tell me the truth, Brandt." "You owe me that much." "You're not going after him." "BRANDT:" "The truth?" "The Colombian government's trying to negotiate peace with the guerrillas." "We can't go in the guerrilla zone." "Bottom line is justice for your wife and son isn't a priority." "Colonel." "Peter, good to see you." "I wasn't expecting you back." "I won't hand the country to a third-rate Che Guevara." "BRANDT:" "How are my boys?" "COLONEL:" "They want to get in the field." "On furlough from the psych unit?" "lsn't this it?" "I need to talk to you." "Okay." "Gordy, how you doing?" "Come in." "Meet a friend of mine, Ed Coonts." "ED:" "Sorry about your loss." "Thank you." "Ed spent two years as a military adviser down in Colombia." "He can help you." "I see you're doing homework." "GORDY:" "Well, if I don't do it, it seems no one else will." "You'd have to be freaking cracked to go there." "You can't land in Colombia without a State Department stamp on a passport." "You can bet you were on the restricted list five minutes after that bombing." "Oh, yeah." "Well, Panama." "ED:" "Back door into Colombia." "You have been doing some homework." "ED:" "Let's say you managed to get into the country without getting killed you'd need a pass to get in the guerrilla zone." "They're sure not going to give you one." "Well, let's say I got one." "It would take them about two seconds to realize you're not Juan Valdez." "And they'd shove your head up your ass and bowl you off a cliff." "Are you going to help me or not?" "ED:" "Tell me your plan." "GORDY:" "I'll cross the border through the Darién Gap." "I understand the jungle is hard to patrol." "I can make it to Valencia in one day." "Then it's 200 miles to the guerrilla zone." "I can pay someone to drive me to Mompós." "ED:" "I don't think so." "Go to the wrong person, you're a dead man." "Next to drugs, kidnapping gringos is the most profitable business." "Get on a bus as fast as you can." "GORDY:" "Mompós?" "Sí." "ED:" "If you make it to the bus, you're doing all right." "Thanks for your advice." "lt's only good advice if you take it." "[DRIVER IN SPANISH]" "Qué pasa?" "Up ahead." "Roadblock." "Who are they looking for?" "Anyone not like them." "[WOMEN PRA Y IN SPANISH]" "[YELLS IN SPANISH]" "[YELLS IN SPANISH]" "[IN SPANISH]" "[HELICOPTER HUMS]" "MAN:" "His passport was found when he escaped one of our roadblocks." "He's committing suicide." "Only two ways he can go:" "Upriver or on the road through Mompós." "If we know he's here, the guerrillas know." "Or they will soon." "I want you to make sure of it." "All right." "I give you 12 hours before we find your fireman facedown in a pit." "Sure would show Washington you can't negotiate with terrorists." "MAN:" "Los Angeles was a great success." "Finally, the hypocrites want to negotiate." "Americans hide behind family values." "False ideals." "They've forgotten the reality of war." "Not like us." "They found his passport." "He's coming to Mompós." "Excellent." "Take a fireman from Los Angeles." "When America hears the story, they cry rivers of tears." "Capture him." "We hold him for ransom, and they will pay." "Two teams." "One at the harbor, one in town." "Find him." "Bring him to me." "If they don't pay we kill him." "ED:" "All roads end in Mompós." "The only way into the guerrilla zone from there is upriver." "How do I go upriver in that?" "No one goes upriver." "Not without a pass." "Gracias." "Muchas gracias." "¡Suerte!" "GORDY:" "You said I need a pass to get in." "Tell me how to get one." "ED:" "You may be able to buy a pass from a local." "God help you if you ask the wrong one." "Look, this is where I pretty much run out of good advice." "GORDY:" "Thanks." "I'm going to figure it out." "[IN SPANISH]" "No." "Muchas gracias." "[IN SPANISH]" "[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS]" "[YELLING IN SPANISH]" "Hey, hey, hey." "What are you doing?" "Is the boy okay?" "Yes, he's okay." "But I don't need any help." "I was just concerned about the boy." "WOMAN:" "Sorry." "You are very kind." "He gets so excited." "I have trouble keeping up." "WOMAN:" "He couldn't wait to get to the festival." "This carnival, he loves." "I'm Selena." "Gordy." "This is my son, Mauro." "Gordy." "Friend." "GORDY:" "All right." "Better get going." "Nice to meet you." "Bye-bye." "Mr. Brewer." "You have to come with me." "You're on my list." "What's this?" "You're here illegally." "GORDY:" "No, I'm not." "My passport was stolen." "AGENT:" "You're coming with me." "See those guys over there?" "They're guerrillas!" "[GRUNTS]" "[GUNSHOTS]" "[IN SPANISH]" "[SIRENS WAIL]" "MAN:" "Hey, no, seriously, captain." "I appreciate you guys taking me without a reservation." "I know how crowded it gets here." "You know, I'd tip you, but your chief took all my money already." "You gave away my favorite cell." "Put him next to the American." "That's not nice." "Why'd you do that?" "Because he's bigger than I am?" "MAN:" "Why are you doing this to me?" "I thought we had an understanding." "[GUARD IN SPANISH]" "You're calling me a pervert?" "MAN:" "I like you too." "Sean Armstrong." "Public lewdness." "At least, that's what they call it." "But I was just standing there." "She was doing all the work." "Are you just quiet, or did somebody confiscate your tongue?" "Gordy Brewer." "Do I know you?" "I doubt it." "So, what are you innocent of, huh?" "I'm an illegal alien." "You goddamn gringos." "You come down here and steal all the jobs." "Half the country wants to kidnap you." "Half wants to kill you." "SEAN:" "No one gives a shit about us Canadians." "Death squads kill guerrillas." "Guerrillas kill the military." "Peasants are killed by everybody." "But we Canadians, flies on the wall." "Hey, man." "Don't even look at them unless you can kill them." "They're all guerrillas, aren't they?" "I did not say that." "That's what you meant." "You work the guerrilla zone." "That's how you know." "Can I move to a different cell?" "Doing what?" "I fix and sell heavy machinery." "You satisfied?" "Sell me a pass so I can work the zone." "Stick a sock in it." "I'm just a wrench for hire." "If anyone found out what I do, I'd be an organ donor." "My pass is not for sale." "Thanks a lot." "SEAN:" "Don't mention it." "BRANDT:" "Give me a list of everybody they picked up." "The guerrillas were after Brewer when the policía showed up." "Everyone we need in the same jail." "We should put this fireman on the payroll." "COLONEL:" "Seat belt." "[LOUD HORN]" "I think we got some company coming." "AGENT OVER RADIO:" "Mompós Jail is under attack by guerrilla troops." "Get a team outside and squads to clear the building." "AGENT:" "Copy." "BRANDT:" "Goddamn it, I can't believe this shit!" "[IN SPANISH]" "Roman?" "Claudio!" "[IN SPANISH]" "ROMAN:" "What about the fireman?" "TERRORIST:" "Claudio, they're coming!" "We have to go!" "Let him burn in hell!" "Shit!" "We're gonna fry!" "We're gonna fucking fry!" "Hermanos!" "¡Viva la revolución!" "That's using the old noggin!" "That's using the noggin!" "Yeah!" "Fuck America!" "Good." "That's good, baby." "That's good!" "Get me out of here!" "Let's play This Is Your Life." "I want your pass." "It's my livelihood!" "You'd let me die here?" "I thought we were friends!" "It's my livelihood!" "You'd let me die here?" "That's the last thing that will happen." "First, the air's gonna heat up in here to 45 1 degrees." "Your pass will explode, your socks will ignite, your fingernails will melt." "All right, all right!" "Shit!" "Here you go!" "It's yours, all right?" "Take it." "Now get me out." "Get me out of here, please!" "Come on!" "[TURNS ON CHAIN SAW]" "Witnesses heard prisoners call for El Lobo." "He was here, boss." "He was into our hands and they let him walk out?" "What good's a tower if nobody's watching?" "The fireman isn't here." "No kidding." "The fireman escaped the fire?" "Okay." "Look around." "With any luck, Gordy Brewer's dead." "I'm sorry I had to scare you." "SEAN:" "Hey, I know when it's time to retire." "You weren't gonna let me burn." "What's this for?" "For your retirement fund." "And for additional information." "Tell me what I need to know." "Get back to the harbor." "The guy who takes me upriver, his name's Omar." "He'll set you up." "In San Pablo, ask for Felix Ramirez." "Say you're my replacement." "Say that I was arrested for something raunchy." "Good luck." "You'll need it." "GORDY:" "Who did this?" "BOATER:" "The guerrillas." "They think these people help the paramilitaries." "La guerrilla!" "Put your hands up!" "And hold up your pass!" "Aqui esta mi pase!" "Éste es tu pase?" "Sí, pase." "[ARGUE IN SPANISH]" "I replace Armstrong." "[WOMAN ASKS FOR AUTHORIZATION INTO RADIO]" "[MAN IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]" "¿Felix?" "¡ Tu mecanico esta aqui!" "You are not Armstrong." "That's for damn sure." "Felix?" "Heinrich Beckmann, his replacement." "Says you, buddy." "This is a serious breach of protocol." "I put in the papers, and this is what I get?" "FELIX:" "It's like ordering a pizza." "Ask for Canadian bacon, you get German sausage." "If you don't want me to fix your engine, I'll go back home." "Bye!" "Hey, hey, hey." "Come on, come on." "Don't be such a sauerkraut." "What happened to my man Armstrong?" "Maybe you brained him for his pass." "He was arrested yesterday." "He was caught screwing the police chief's daughter." "That's Armstrong." "Double-dipping whore." "I love that guy." "FELIX:" "I wish I were him." "I still can't let him through, Felix." "[IN SPANISH]" "FELIX:" "If my generator isn't fixed, I can't pay taxes." "I can't pay, your boss will make some cuts." "Now, it could be your salary, and it could be your throat." "I'll let you marinate on that, okay?" "Bring him back here first thing in the morning." "Danke." "Beckmann." "Don't forget your pass." "Gracias." "[WHISTLING]" "FELIX:" "Your English is good for a German guy." "GORDY:" "Thanks." "Where did you learn yours?" "Oh, man, I been to New York, Chicago, Miami." "FELIX:" "L.A. for a little bit." "I want to go back when I'm a big shot." "I can't be begging some corporate asshole to put my CD on." "I want to cut an album, man." "It's kind of hardcore campesino rap." "Want to hear a little taste?" "If I have to." "With that attitude, it won't be a lot of fun." "Here you go." "[DOES BEAT BOX]" "FELIX:" "Guerrilla thrilla Take me to Manila" "What do we got?" "Smooth like vanilla" "Hottie, eenie-minie-mo Tell the CIA to go" "They gotta get out, you know" "What do you think, man?" "Great." "I think you'll be a winner." "You serious?" "You're in the wrong profession." "I can't believe this." "That's exactly how I feel." "All right, here." "Put this on." "What's this for?" "For your protection." "You don't wanna know how to get where we're going." "It won't be more than 15 minutes." "[CAR HORN HONKS]" "FELIX:" "Okay, we're here, baby." "Don't get funky on me." "Peekaboo." "So, what do you think?" "Pretty snazzy, right?" "Where are we?" "My place." "[TECHNO MUSIC PLA YS]" "lt smells here." "Profits, baby, profits." "This is a cocaine plant." "I know." "Just because I'm brown and down doesn't mean I work for minimum wage." "FELIX:" "If I don't do it, Bolivia will." "They don't, China will." "If China don't, America will do it." "Actually, they are doing it." "Jesus!" "I want to put you in my next video." "It's the diesel generator." "I should let it cool down but it's drugonomics." "I can't crank it out fast enough." "The Silicon Valley geeks must e-mail it to each other." "That the one?" "Yeah." "Armstrong was a magician with that." "Don't worry." "I'll make it work." "Let's hope so." "MAN:" "He told me his name was Heinrich Beckmann." "Heinrich Beckmann?" "He had a hat on." "I didn't recognize him." "I made a mistake." "No!" "Please, Claudio!" "Listen to me, please!" "Claudio!" "CLAUDIO:" "In the struggle for liberation there is no room for mistakes." "Discipline is everything." "Discipline and punishment." "Find him." "And no mistakes." "Come here whenever they want and barge in." "I'm not a puppet." "Thought I was paid up for the month." "Where's the mechanic?" "Calm down, dog." "You losing faith in me, man?" "[IN SPANISH]" "I got everything under control." "I got him working his ass off." "Germans are like cyborgs." "FELIX:" "You seem tense." "Need some R and R?" "FELIX:" "You got pull, you can get a new generator." "Heinrich, I got some friends for you." "My bad." "I said if he fixed that gasket, he could take five." "He's probably in the latrine." "FELIX:" "He's probably buffing the helmet." "Besides, he can't blend in." "He's this big Neanderthal" "[ROMAN YELLS IN SPANISH]" "FELIX:" "We'll get some rum, we'll hang out" "What the hell was that?" "!" "Get the mangueras!" "Get the pumps!" "Save the kilos, come on!" "[TECHNO MUSIC PLA YS]" "I'll work it out." "I'll cut my losses, pay whatever it takes." "I'll pay you three times the amount." "I'll work it out." "[MAN IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]" "[CAR HORN HONKS]" "[CLAUDIO YELLS IN SPANISH]" "[COVER CREAKS]" "[WOMAN SINGS IN SPANISH]" "No!" "Stay back there!" "SELENA:" "Claudio!" "Stop!" "Stay back!" "Claudio!" "GORDY:" "No!" "Stop!" "[IN SPANISH]" "Rest now." "Who are you?" "I'm his wife." "Get out." "The fireman, huh?" "The coward who kills women and children." "You Americans are so naive." "You see a peasant with a gun on the news, you change channels." "But you never ask, "Why does a peasant need a gun?"" "Why?" "You think you're the only ones who can fight for independence." "Independence to do what?" "To kill my wife and my son?" "I remember your face from Los Angeles." "That was the face of a man who saved lives." "Well, your face has changed." "You think your wife and son would recognize you now?" "I remember your face too." "The smile just before you killed them." "You're gonna pay for that." "You're gonna pay for that." "Well, it seems we're both willing to kill for a cause so, what's the difference between you and I?" "The difference is I'm just gonna kill you." "[SCREAMS]" "Estaban!" "Estaban!" "[GRUNTING]" "[SCREAMS]" "Roman!" "Why do you want him alive?" "He saved my life and Mauro's." "What is the purpose?" "CLAUDIO:" "He's the enemy." "If they don't pay tomorrow, I'll kill him." "Claudio, don't do this." "Don't argue with me." "lt's not the right way!" "Don't tell me what to do!" "Come back!" "This is a satellite photo of San Pablo last night." "We got a large heat-and-light anomaly consistent with an explosion." "Two minutes later, building blows up." "We got guerrillas, some down." "AGENT:" "We have a big man down on the street, a woman and child." "And this guy." "This guy gives the orders." "I can't believe it." "Brewer found the son of a bitch." "A little later, an ALC convoy arrives." "Everyone loads up." "They travel upriver and stop here." "BRANDT:" "An ALC base camp." "We'll insert a platoon here." "Use air support to box in the rear." "We'll come in through the treetops." "Only 20 minutes." "Washington will know." "We got a wounded American being tortured." "This is a rescue mission." "We go in at dawn." "Roger that." "Why are you taking care of me?" "Because you saved my son." "And your husband killed mine." "When I first met Claudio, he was a teacher." "It was in Guatemala." "Sophia, our daughter, was born there." "The guerrillas were all around us, but they left us alone." "One night, soldiers came to our village." "They were led by American advisers." "We crawled into the fields, but they threw grenades." "Sophia, our baby girl she was hit." "She bled to death in Claudio's arms." "Mauro was orphaned that night, so I took him in." "Claudio joined the guerrillas." "And now he's a man consumed by hate and driven by rage." "Just like you." "I'm not like him." "Not yet." "What about you?" "If you keep working with him, you are no better than him." "What would you have me do?" "Help me stop him." "It's too late." "[FL Y BUZZES]" "I'm trusting you with my life." "And my son's." "What are you saying?" "Claudio went to Washington to plant a bomb." "SELENA:" "I can't be a part of it anymore." "They'll protect us, won't they?" "If they won't, I will." "[MAN YELLS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]" "Now!" "SELENA:" "Let's go." "Son of a bitch." "PILOT 1 OVER RADIO:" "Eighth squad's on the way down." "GORDY:" "Come on." "PILOT 1:" "Hold your hover." "PILOT 2:" "Insertion's under way." "Let her go!" "[SCREAMING]" "PILOT 1:" "Target out." "Setting her up." "We have to go upriver." "There's a minefield over there." "Keep firing!" "Kill them all!" "GORDY:" "Stay low." "SELENA:" "We're trapped." "PILOT 1:" "Got them in the clearing." "Firing away." "PILOT 2:" "Copy that." "PILOT 1:" "It's confirmed." "LZ is secure." "Let's go." "Looks like an officer." "GORDY:" "Get down!" "AGENT:" "Keep your eyes open!" "Stand down!" "What we've got here is a great American." "Goddamn you, Brandt." "I was your excuse to kill all these people." "You're here to murder a man, right?" "I'm trying to save a country." "Keep poison off our streets." "By killing innocents?" "I fight terrorists with terror." "What terrorists?" "The Wolf isn't even here!" "He's gone to Washington to blow up another building!" "What do you mean?" "Where?" "I'll tell you as soon as I'm on a jet heading home." "And they'll come with us, because this is his wife and his son." "She's the only one that can identify the target." "[CHATTERING]" "I appreciate it." "Thank you." "Mr. Secretary, this just came in." "All right, NSA, CIA, Southern Command, they're at your disposal." "Washington Surveillance Command will assist with our search." "Stay on station." "Be ready." "We got an audio-encoded e-mail." "Authentic." "Run it." "DISGUISED VOICE:" "My last warning went unheard." "The American people will pay for this mistake in blood." "A bomb has been placed in your capital city." "By the time you hear this message, it will be too late for you to find it." "And many of your citizens will die." "Their needless sacrifice is the price of your ignorance." "There will be no mercy." "There's no place you can hide." "We'll continue to strike until the American public finally realizes this war's price is one they cannot afford." "Get out of Colombia now." "Sangre o libertad." "Peter." "PHIPPS:" "Good to see you with all your fingers and toes." "This is Selena Perrini." "Agent Phipps." "This is Agent Dray." "How do you do?" "We'd like to get started." "Sit." "Good luck." "PHIPPS:" "Something to drink?" "SELENA:" "Water, please." "PHIPPS:" "All right, David, let's get ready." "We've assembled pictures of buildings with columns as you've described." "We'll go through them." "If you see anything familiar, please give us a nod." "Here we go, David." "These are photos of this building from different angles." "Here's the façade." "Did he describe any activity in this building?" "No, he didn't discuss anything." "Ms." "Perrini." "This is the same building, different angles." "PHIPPS:" "Can you zoom in on that?" "SELENA:" "I can't tell." "PHIPPS:" "Take a look at this entrance." "SELENA:" "That's not it." "PHIPPS:" "Can you zoom in on that?" "How about this one?" "SELENA:" "No, that's not it." "PHIPPS:" "Does this look at all familiar?" "PHIPPS:" "Keep going." "I don't know." "You two make quite a team." "Fireman and the refugee." "Sounds like a TV show." "And you could play the asshole." "All right." "We're gonna let everybody know." "Secretary Ramsey's coming over." "Wait." "Go back." "Go back." "There." "SELENA:" "This one." "That one?" "Familiar?" "lt's this picture." "Union Station." "You got that?" "Yes." "AGENT:" "Here's another shot of it." "PHIPPS:" "Is that it?" "Go back two and zoom in on the entrance." "AGENT:" "Look at this one, here's the entrance." "My God, I think so." "Eyeball footage from every station's camera in the last 24 hours." "PHIPPS:" "David, let's go back on that, please." "TEAM LEADER:" "Let's go!" "Go, go, go!" "Pick it up!" "[SIRENS WAIL]" "[MOTORCYCLE HORN HONKS]" "Don't get up." "SHRUB:" "Selena, Secretary of State Barbara Ramsey." "We understand the sacrifice you're making here." "Thank you." "The fireman's over here." "AGENT 2:" "Peter!" "Madam Secretary, sir, I think we got something." "Dave, the file's in your active bin." "AGENT 2:" "It was taken off one of the Union Station monitors 13 minutes ago." "What is it?" "First photograph:" "AGENT 2:" "Man behind the trees with a briefcase." "Second photo: goes behind the trees, briefcase is gone." "Punch in on that." "PHIPPS:" "On the face." "Yeah, that's him." "Tell our team the location of that camera." "It's almost rush hour." "SHRUB:" "Good afternoon, this is Shrub." "Yeah, very urgent." "Thank you." "He's coming on line." "RAMSEY:" "Yes, we've identified the target." "I'll be leaving shortly." "I saw him over there." "SHRUB:" "No media statement at all." "I'll cover here." "You did the right thing." "I hope so." "No, I'm sure of it." "Look, it's something you had to do." "Right now, I don't feel very good about anything." "I'm sorry about that." "Look, everything will be all right." "Excuse me." "Can you show me to the restroom?" "Sure." "Follow me." "Are you all right?" "Hey he's gonna be fine with me." "Why don't you go ahead?" "Okay." "Mr. Brewer, I just want to express to you my sympathy." "DISGUISED VOICE:" "As long as America continues its aggression in Colombia we will bring the war home to you." "And you will not feel safe in your own beds." "Colombia is not your country." "Get out now." "Sangre o libertad." "SELENA'S VOICE:" "Sangre o libertad." "Oh, my God." "Where's he going?" "SWAT:" "Don't open it!" "You should wipe your nose off with that." "Selena!" "Selena!" "Stop her!" "GORDY:" "Stop her!" "Open up the door!" "Open up!" "Shit." "Open up the door!" "Open up now!" "Everybody, clear out the room!" "There's a bomb in here!" "Give me the toy." "Under the table." "What are you doing?" "There's a bomb!" "Get back!" "Get back!" "Get back!" "[SCREAMING]" "SHRUB:" "Get the secretary out of here!" "Close it down!" "Take care of the boy, okay?" "WOMAN:" "I will." "WOMAN OVER SPEAKER:" "Please evacuate and proceed to the exit." "Attention, this is not a drill." "Move out of the way!" "Go!" "Attention, this is not a drill." "Exit using stairwells only." "Do not use the elevator." "This is not a drill." "Do not use the elevators." "[GORDY SCREAMS]" "[SCREAMING]" "¡Vamonos!" "It's not working." "Go back to the controls." "[GAS LEAKS]" "It's over!" "It's never over." "[CLAUDIO SELENA SCREAM]" "[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]" "So when are you going to kill me?" "Now!" "Mr. Brewer?" "lt's over." "For you, sir, I hope that's true." "Where's the boy?" "Right here, sir." "WOMAN REPORTER 1:" "The first terror attack on our capital..." "REPORTER 1:" "Secretary of State Ramsey escaped..." "REPORTER 2: --found a vehicle in an underground garage loaded with explosives." "WOMAN REPORTER 2: --confirmed the death of a security official." "WOMAN REPORTER 3:" "The bomb was placed by Colombian terrorist, The Wolf." "REPORTER 3:" "The White House says that the president will award Brewer the Medal of Freedom, the highest decoration a civilian can receive." "Despite efforts to contact him, Brewer remains unavailable for comment."

"ANNOUNCER:" "CBS presents this program in color." "( theme song playing )" "So, this is the refinery at Stuttheim, huh?" "Yeah, we were shot down short of there, Colonel." "We crashed about here." "Once you get through, one plane could blow up the whole place." "Yeah, but nobody gets through." "Yeah, three rings of ack-ack, and Messerschmitts all over." "Yeah, making it rough, all right." "CARTER:" "Guard coming, Colonel." "It's Schultz." "All right, keep working." "But won't he spot us, Colonel?" "Schultz?" "Anything's possible." "LeBEAU:" "Okay, Colonel..." "Hi." "Hi." "LeBEAU:" "Try this coat on for size." "Oh, disregard me." "I'm not here." "NEWKIRK:" "And waist, 32." "Oh, excuse me, please." "Oh, please, Colonel Hogan," "I am not here." "Have you ever heard, Schultz, of a man's home being his castle?" "What am I doing?" "It's a rotten war, Schultzy." "The only thing that keeps us going is the beautiful human beings that we meet along the way." "Now, don't spoil all that by spying." "Spying-- me?" "!" "Don't be too tough on him, men." "Klink just had a meeting of the guards, right, Schultz?" "You're right." "But, uh, I'm pleased to announce that everything here is in order." "By my count, all are present." "Even two over." "Good." "Colonel Hogan." "Two over!" "Who, who are those two men?" "Your side shot them down, Schultz." "Colonel Hogan, they're prisoners." "They have not been processed in!" "Only because they're going right out again." "Ah, this is an escape route." "Please, Colonel Hogan, I insist!" "I must..." "You really want to know what this is, Schultz?" "No!" "But..." "This is a refinery at Stuttheim." "You know how many B-17s have been shot down trying to take out that refinery?" "Colonel Hogan..." "62." "You know what that represents in dollars to the American taxpayer?" "But Colonel Hogan..." "Do you realize what it costs each one of us here at Stalag 13 to process these men through here, send them back to England just so you can shoot them down again?" "Colonel Hogan, I know nothing about the refinery." "I don't care about the refinery." "I ride a bicycle." "I would even blow up the refinery myself, but I must insist that those two men are reported." "That's it." "Wha-wha-wha-wha, wha-wha-wha-wha, what's it?" "You've just given me the whole operation-- have the Germans blow up their own refinery." "( groaning )" "Please, I know nothing about it!" "I only know that these two men must be reported!" "All right, Schultz, have it your way." "But when that refinery is blown up and it comes out to have been your idea... ( frustrated groan )" "Colonel Hogan to see you, Herr Kommandant." "Please, I'm much too busy to see Hogan." "Just wanted to say congratulations, Commandant, and no one deserves it more." "And that's from the heart, sir." "Well, thank you, but, but..." "Hasn't even put them on yet." "How characteristic of the man, Fraulein Hilda." "Put what on?" "Same modest, self- effacing man he was before he made general." "General?" "What makes you think that I've made general?" "HOGAN:" "You haven't?" "Well, I just assumed when I heard that Lingenfelder of Stalag 16 was promoted." "Lingenfelder, a general?" "!" "When I was a colonel, he was a sergeant!" "I'm terribly sorry, sir." "My record is far superior." "Now, from his stalag, they fly away like pigeons." "From here, not one escape." "It's probably that experimental work he's doing." "It's the flashy kind of thing that looks good in Berlin." "What experiment?" "What kind of experiment?" "Well, I believe he measured the prisoners' thumbs, the idea being to prove the German soldiers had longer thumbs." "Oh." "What would that prove?" "I don't really know." "( annoyed grunt )" "To think that they would overlook my record to promote a, a thumb measurer." "Well, let's talk about something else." "What?" "Why should I want to talk to you about anything?" "I don't blame you for being down, Commandant, about the Lingenfelder matter." "And, of course, you being a Luftwaffe man, you probably feel terrible about what's happening." "What is happening?" "Well, the pasting they're taking." "And funny thing, too." "Yes?" "Why do you find it so funny?" "Well, from what I've seen of the Allied fliers in camp, the Luftwaffe men seem superior." "Well, of course they're superior." "Well, if that'll be all, sir?" "Hogan, wait, wait." "Fraulein Helga, come in here, please." "Take a memorandum." "Jawohl, Herr Kommandant." "By George, this sounds important." "All right, now, by scientific testing," "I propose to establish once and for all the man-to-man superiority of the Luftwaffe over the Allied fliers." "What a fantastic idea!" "How'd you ever think of that?" "I don't know, Hogan." "It just came to me." "Fantastic, sir, fantastic." "Yes, Hogan, it is." "Of course, I have had every cooperation from Berlin." "As a matter of fact," "( chuckling ):" "rumor has it that I'm being thought of as one of the Luftwaffe's bright young men." "Oh, I can see that;" "they naturally would." "Berlin is sending a bomber crew for the project." "They're even sending a general." "You know, I might venture to assume, sir, that the name Klink is being bandied about the dinner table at Berchtesgaden." "Oh, oh, please, I'm sure the Fuhrer is much too busy." "That's right." "Single-handed, he runs the whole Russian front, the Italians give him such a headache, and North Africa is nothing but bad news." "And the Allied bombers-- they are..." "Schultz!" "Are you through?" "!" "Boy, am I through." "Now, here, Hogan, is another example of German ingenuity." "A replica of the controls of a Heikel bomber." "Now, the pilot moves the controls." "He can go up, down or to the side." "But, Colonel, Klink, this is a German instrument panel." "It's an unfair test." "Naturally, the German pilots are going to look better." "Naturally." "You mean..." "The aim of a research project, my dear Hogan, is not to discover new facts." "We already know the Luftwaffe personnel are superior." "Here, we are merely furnishing scientific proof." "But surely, we'll have a chance to get acquainted with this." "When you take the test, there'll be plenty of time." "You know, every time I come face-to-face with this cruel German cunning," "I always wonder why my side is winning." "Psst." "Hey, Schultz." "Step aside a second, will you?" "Of course." "Thanks." "I got it." "You can move back now." "Danke." "Look it over, Lieutenant." "This is going to be your home for the next 12 hours." "Well, I don't know, Colonel." "I think I can learn enough to fly it to England, but to bomb Stuttheim first..." "Look at it this way." "I think there's a captaincy in it for you." "Kinch." "Oh, right here, Colonel." "Lieutenant Hardy here is going to be with you for a crash course in German radio." "Instruments, transmission, recognition signals-- everything." "Will do." "And don't keep him too long." "He's also got to study the navigation instruments and the bomb site." "Colonel, I don't think there's going to be enough..." "You have a previous engagement, Lieutenant?" "Well, no, sir." "Okay." "Any questions?" "Yes, just one, sir." "How do we steal the airplane?" "Routine." "Come with me." "This is plans and training." "We have it all worked out, mon Colonel." "Piece of cake, sir." "The airstrip is here." "And a Heikel bomber will come in tomorrow morning." "Now, we do it tomorrow night." "They should have a couple of guards in from the other camp." "We take care of them easy." "And we have a tunnel entrance right here, so the distance is not too bad." "Mm-hmm." "The only sticky detail is, uh, lugging the bombs." "Hold it." "You mean we have to take our own bombs?" "Well, fair is fair." "The Jerries are supplying the bomber." "Where's Carter?" "Coming, Colonel." "It's a modification of the German design, but I think I've made a few improvements." "Can you get three more of these things ready by tomorrow night?" "Oh, sure." "Uh, Colonel, there's no way" "I can be around when they go off?" "No, Carter." "Yeah, okay." "It's kind of like sending your own child off to war without you." "Stiff upper lip." "Ah!" "General Biedenbender!" "Hogan, call your men to attention!" "They are at attention." "Ah, Klink, you ready?" "Yes, sir." "Good, good." "And, uh, this would be...?" "Colonel Hogan, senior prisoner of war officer reporting, sir." "Colonel Robert Hogan." "Yes, shall we proceed with the inspection?" "( humming )" "You like the climate here, Hogan, or do you prefer, uh, Indianapolis?" "I've never cared much for the climate there either, General." "Uh, General Biedenbender, have you met Colonel Hogan before?" "Never, never, but I know him inside and outside." "I see." "You are surprised, Colonel Hogan, huh?" "( chuckling ):" "Don't bother to answer." "I, I know." "Tell me more, General." "Oh, gladly." "Uh, Klink, you have planned a big celebration for tonight, haven't you?" "A celebration?" "Ye... a-a celebra... a c-celebration?" "For such an important birthday." "A b-birthday?" "( laughing ):" "Oh, yes, of course." "We've been preparing for months, Herr General." "Uh, the Fuhrer's birthday?" "No, Klink-- Colonel Hogan's." "( gasping )" "It is my birthday." "Ja." "( chuckling softly )" "I should end the mystery, Colonel Hogan." "You see, I am the reason you are now here a prisoner of war." "Well, thanks." "( laughs ):" "It's nothing." "No, when the bombing raids of the squadron you commanded started to become slightly annoying to the Third Reich," "I was assigned to study your tactics, Colonel, to get inside your head." "So, I learned everything about you-- everything." "And then I begin to, uh, to probe, to, uh, search for a weakness." "Loud ties." "No, no, your tactical planning, Colonel." "Brilliant, yes, but at times, over-elaborate." "So, I was able to predict precisely the plan of your last bombing raid on Hamburg, in which you were shot down, and I... ( chuckling ):" "I was shot up to General." "A little joke, Klink." "( laughing )" "Well, as long as it wasn't a total loss." "No, and I've kept an eye on you ever since, Hogan." "Yes, even while you were here in prison camp." "Uh, Klink, this idea of a research project-- this idea was not suggested to you by Colonel Hogan?" "Oh, of course not, Herr General... was it?" "Yes, Klink." "Yes, I recognize instantly the Hogan touch." "Over-elaborate planning." "Mm-hmm, a clever device to get an airplane within reach, which you would then steal and, uh, all escape to England." "Uh... ah, you, uh, you are crestfallen, yes?" "Uh, no, sir." "I just have a naturally crestfallen face." "( clearing throat )" "It is disquieting, Hogan, to have someone inside your head, yes?" "( chuckling softly ):" "Huh?" "My airplane will be under 24-hour guard." "Night and day, 50 troopers, automatic weapons." "So, you would be better starting up" "( chuckling ):" "some other little plan, which I shall know before almost you do yourself." "Ah, Klink, shall we, uh, get on with the research project?" "And, uh, move out the men." "Yes, sir!" "Of course, Herr General." "Achtung!" "Right face!" "Forward, march!" "What do we do now, Colonel?" "We're fighting against a ruddy crystal ball." "Yeah, sounds kind of spooky to me." "What'll I do with my bombs, Colonel?" "Carter..." "Forget it, sir;" "I'm sorry." "You've got your own problems." "I can assure you, General Biedenbender, that..." "Yes, what is it?" "Colonel Hogan requests an audience, Herr Kommandant." "We're much too busy." "Send him in, Hilda." "Send him in!" "You may go Fraulein Hilda." "Stay, Hilda." "Stay!" "My congratulations on the test today, General." "We didn't have a chance." "Naturally." "Great shot in the arm for German morale." "Didn't do much for ours." "Hogan, what is it you want?" "Whatever you're drinking." "( laughs ) Hogan!" "Very good." "Colonel Hogan's had time to hatch up another one of his little gambits." "Yes?" "Nothing like that at all, sir." "I was wondering if-- to celebrate your victory today-- you and your men would care to join us in our barracks tonight for dinner." "With the Fraulein Hilda, of course." "Fraulein Hilda, of course." "Simple prison fare." "You forget, Hogan, I'm inside your head." "Yeah?" "( chuckles )" "Herr General, what is it?" "What is he planning?" "Well, Hogan, the plan is almost too simple." "Once we are inside the prison barracks, they overpower us, use me as a hostage, and, uh, make their escape." "Not so?" "I deny most emphatically, General, that I..." "Ah-ah-ah." "I guess you hate me for it, sir." "( laughing ):" "Oh, no, not at all, Hogan!" "Not at all!" "I find your little schemes very, uh... stimulating." "So you shall join us for dinner tonight in Colonel Klink's quarters, and, uh, Fraulein Hilda, of course." "Yes, sir." "I don't deserve it, sir." "Ah, you forget again, Hogan." "It is your birthday." "Smile!" "You are fantastic, sir." "You mean, he really fell for that, Colonel?" "Sure, but we've got some work to do." "Colonel, I've got to hand it to you." "I would have said that general didn't have a single weakness." "No, just booze, girls, and the feeling that he's always right." "The normal weaknesses." "Look, I need you two guys to get me some Luftwaffe uniforms for Karis and Hardy, all right?" "Right Colonel." "Carter?" "Yeah." "I want you to get those bombs of yours out to the end of the tunnel, and we're gonna have to leave one." "We got a big crew." "We're all going out, Colonel?" "Look at the way we did today on those tests." "We need some flying time." "Oh, you disappoint me, Colonel Hogan." "Here we have dined together, had a little coffee, and now some schnapps, and, uh, you've not come up with one single little plot, one scheme." "Oh, you misjudge me, General." "Colonel Klink will give me a character reference." "A model prisoner, right, sir?" "Uh, there have been some strange things here from time to time, sir, but never an escape." "You see?" "Make no mistake, Herr Klink, you have an eagle in your cage." "An eagle?" "BIEDENBENDER ( laughs ):" "Yes." "Most resourceful, but most dangerous." "When I get back to Berlin, Hogan," "I shall still be keeping an eye on you." "And you can do it, sir." "When are you going?" "Hmm?" "Why?" "Oh, no reason." "No reason at all." "Not before tomorrow?" "( laughs )" "I shall leave tonight." "But-But Herr General," "I thought you would stay at least until..." "And so did Colonel Hogan." "Oh, no." "He's planning some action for tomorrow." "I know this man." "But Herr General, he is a prisoner." "Prisoner, schmizner." "Makes no difference." "Klink, call your aide." "I'm leaving for Berlin tonight." "KLINK:" "Of course, Herr General." "Schultz?" "Schultz, I..." "I'm-I'm sorry, Herr Kommandant..." "I was..." "I was in the kitchen." "You are always in the kitchen." "Sergeant, tell my men to get aboard the plane, dismiss the guards, have the crew prepare for takeoff." "I am flying to Berlin tonight." "It shall be done, Herr General." "Schultz, take me back to my barracks." "It's on your way." "I'm sorry I won't be able to see you to your plane, sir." "That's all right, Hogan." "I, uh..." "I'm sure" "Fraulein Hilda will fill in for you very nicely." "You win again." "BIEDENBENDER:" "Hogan?" "I hope I haven't spoiled your birthday party." "You are a devil, sir." "( chuckles )" "I try." "Don't bother to notify the crew, Schultz." "They'll meet you at the plane." "Oh, please, Colonel Hogan." "It will be worth my life!" "You're right, of course, Schultz." "I am?" "Yeah, the jig's up." "This man can read my mind." "I'll be a better person inside when I make a clean breast of everything that's been going on around here." "Mm, please, Colonel Hogan." "You won't mention my name?" "Yeah, but I'll recommend leniency." "Oh, please, Colonel Hogan, please." "The crew will meet me at the plane?" "Word of honor." "( sighs )" "You don't care which crew, do you?" "Colonel Hogan..." "This thing really works." "Pilot to navigator." "Come in, navigator." "It all checks out here, Colonel, so far." "Roger." "Come in, bombardier." "I found a button, Colonel." "Just tell me when." "Not now, Carter." "Yes, sir." "Uh, no, sir." "Yes, sir." "SCHULTZ:" "Colonel Hogan?" "Colonel Hogan?" "Yeah?" "Colonel Hogan, please." "A man with five children cannot be flying around in the air." "We can't afford to leave you, Schultz." "I'm sorry." "Oh, please, Colonel Hogan." "I won't say a word." "Not one word." "Oh, please, Colonel Hogan!" "Are we already in the air?" "Oh!" "I can't look." "We're waiting for Biedenbender, Schultz." "Don't worry." "We'll bring you back as soon as we bomb the refinery." "Oh, I cannot stand bombs." "I have been told that by doctors." "I can even get you a letter." "Oh, please..." "Too late, Schultz." "Here comes Biedenbender." "Newkirk, LeBeau, get ready." "You're not going to kidnap a general!" "All right, here he comes." "Hogan, I see nothing!" "I know nothing..." "Thank you for a wonderful evening, General." "And good-bye." "Ah, no, not good-bye, Hilda." "Au revoir." "Hmm?" "Till we meet again." "You see, the activities of Colonel Hogan will need constant watching." "And at close range." "And by me personally, hmm?" "Au revoir." "Au revoir, Liebchen." "( humming )" "What's...?" "( Biedenbender shrieks )" "All secure here, Colonel." "Uh, welcome aboard Stalag 13 Airlines." "Anything we can do to make your flight more comfortable, please feel free to call upon us." "Thank you." "( grunts )" "Colonel Hogan is your pilot, we are your stewards, and Sergeant Carter is your bombardier." "Bombardier?" "Wait!" "How about it, Kinch?" "Stuttheim?" "That's how I make it, Colonel." "The refinery should be below us in about... 15 seconds." "Did you hear that, Carter?" "You bet I did, Colonel." "Now?" "!" "No, not now." "Hold on, Carter." "Easy, boy." "Steady, boy." "All right, Carter." "Get ready, Carter." "Now, now, now!" "( bombs whistling )" "( explosion )" "Let's get out of here." "Ah, you'll make it all right, Lieutenant." "We've alerted the RAF to look for you." "Oh, I know we'll make it all right, Colonel, but why don't you go back to England with us?" "Don't tempt me." "Unfortunately, there's a war going on." "Good luck." "Thanks." "HOGAN:" "All right, fellows, let's..." "Hey, Colonel Hogan, I'm too old to parachute jump." "Never too old, Schultz." "Come on." "Colonel Hogan, I'm too big to parachute jump." "Now there you have a point." "Are we all set?" "We're over Stalag 13 in..." "30 seconds." "All right, now, everybody land outside the fence." "We don't need showoffs." "Open the hatch, let's go." "Now, Schultz... ( whimpering )" "Listen to me, listen." "All you got to do is jump, count ten, and pull the ring." "Off you go." "( yells )" "How about nine or eight?" "Come on, Schultz." "( screams )" "Just my luck, I'll meet him on the way up." "Go." "Go." "Carter, come on." "Yes." "Let's go, Chief." "Out." "All right, Hardy, keep him covered, huh?" "All right." "General, you'll like England." "It's a fun place." "Cannot understand it." "I-I just cannot." "You'll have time to figure it out." "Oh, General, you probably know what I'm gonna ask you." "No, I do not." "What?" "Don't you want to wish me Happy Birthday?" "You are a devil, Hogan." "I try." "I want answers, and I will have answers." "Now... a Gestapo investigating team is on its way here." "Do you know what that means?" "Something happened?" "The impossible has happened." "General Biedenbender took off in his own plane last night, apparently alone, bombed the refinery of Stuttheim, then defected to England." "Well, they say, if you drink, don't drive." "( grunts ):" "Schultz." "Y-Y-Yeah, Herr Colonel." "You were ordered to call the crew of that plane." "They were not called." "Why?" "Herr Kommandant, I..." "Biedenbender countermanded the order." "Right, Herr Kommandant." "But he was so loyal, so dedicated." "Maybe he heard something." "What?" "You heard something?" "What?" "After the Gestapo goes." "After the Gestapo goes?" "You know they have ways of getting things out of a man." "Yes." "Of course." "I know."

"Previously on "The Path"..." " I want to apologize." " I would ask that you stop your campaign of false propaganda." "The stuff that DeKaan puts in that water isn't going to show up on your average tests." " Can you find it?" " Yeah, but it's not cheap." "I told the people of Clarksville that I would test their water, and now I need the funds to do it." " She blackmailed you." " I can go to jail if I have to." " I am not letting you go to jail." " I had other relationships." " You're my wife, and I am with you, if you're with me... only me." " The meds are going to help ease the panic attacks, dysphoria." "I spoke with a colleague who gave me information about a support group." " My name is Eddie, and I was in a cult." " But I owe my life to Steve and his work, and I will find who hurt him." " What if that man was Cal?" " There's someone among us?" "I remember..." "I think I was eight or nine," "Steve asked me what I thought The Movement had most to fear." ""Ignorance," I answered." ""No," he replied." ""Complacency."" "Our own complacency." "It's so easy to become fixated on the rungs, both the one you're on now, and the one you're ascending to." "Always, always inside your own head, where you find you can think of nothing but ascension." "It's a... it's a kind of tunnel vision, so..." " Why are they doing this?" " Did you talk to Cal?" " I saw murder in his eyes." "I've seen that look too many times." "I checked the travel records." "He was here when Steve died." " So he didn't do it with his bare hands." "Sarah asked me to come back." "She needed someone here with Steve's interest at heart." " Is what she's doing now with Steve's interest at heart?" " There's always more space to be filled with..." "With all that The Light has to give us." "And that is why we source." "Have a seat." "How are you today, Oliver?" " Good, sir." " No need to call me sir." "Nothing to be nervous about, really." " Okay." " Can you go ahead and place your left hand, palm down, on the clear page in front of you?" " Like this?" " That's exactly right." "Do you understand why you're here?" " I think so." " Mm-hmm." " Is it supposed to do this?" " We keep damage stored inside of us." "It becomes chemicals." "When the right questions are asked, the chemicals mix with our sweat." "The pink tells us that you're holding back." "You need to uncover more, so we can help you... help yourself." "Can you state your name for me?" " My name is Eddie Lane." "Um... it's my second time here." "I've been out of my, uh..." "I left my cult, um... six months ago." "And it's been, uh, it's been hard." "You know, I've had panic attacks, um... paranoia." " We've all been there." "We call this the Anomie stage." "You're refocusing from the group mind to the I." "You're asking who am I." " Yeah, which has been..." " It's been hard." "'Cause I've spent the last, God, almost 20 years knowing what this was all about, you know." "I was going to sleep for what I was waking up for." "You know, I knew what was going to happen when... when I died." "Um, I knew how to raise my kids." "I, uh..." "I had my kids." "And the thing is, I really thought that I was freer that I had even been." "You know, freer..." "I thought I was freer than the rest of the world." "But, you know, now I see the truth." "It controlled me." "Are you free?" "I don't think so." "Not yet." "Well, what controls you?" "Pornography." "Yeah, that would definitely be my thing." " It's all been like this." " Run of the mill, sex stuff." "Before I came here, I was watching it, like, 16 hours a day." " I told you there's been nothing." "If the FBI have someone among us," "I haven't found them yet." "Sarah, um..." "Lisa Jackson would have told you anything to get her tape back." " Mm, you weren't there." " She was telling the truth." "And it could be anyone." " Guilt can be very powerful." " Keep looking." " This is just routine." "You can relax." "Oh, man." "So good we do this." " I don't smoke anymore." " I just... just in case." " It's all good." " This is why we source." ""To uncover that which you hide from yourself."" "It's beautiful." "Now you decide what to do." "You want to put it back under the mattress, or give over." "Completely." "Empty yourself, so that you can be filled with The Truth." "Yeah!" "All right, girls, who's next?" "Do you find you can trust people?" "No." "No?" " I'm ex-military." " I worked in security for years." "Life experience has beaten the trust out of me." " Yeah." "So you, uh, you know all the tactics then." "To deceive." " That's my job." "It was my job." "Knowing what deception looks like." "Decided to buck the limitations of The Light, huh?" "Chose free will." "Leadership over the "word."" " Let's just say The Light provided." "We received a donation." " We're very grateful." " We've been having trouble finding someone to take on the testing." " Well, I told Sarah here I'd be glad to do it." "I love to stick it to the man and God, whoever I can who thinks he's above me." " I can offer you 25 grand." "I thought perhaps you'd like to donate the extra cost of your services to the greater good." " The kind of testing you're asking for is time-consuming and expensive." " The community's trying to pull together extra funds." "If I get my friends and neighbors to throw in their last dimes, how can we be sure you're gonna find what's in the water?" " You believe there's something in your water, Mr. Small?" " I know there's something in our water." "What did he do?" " Hey, what's going on?" " I'm his mother." " We have a warrant for Hawk Lane." " What for?" " Breaking and entering, vandalism." "They'll explain the charges after booking." " Mom, is this..." " You need a lawyer before you say anything." " Okay, listen, I'm gonna be right behind you, okay?" " Mom, what's going on?" " It's gonna be okay." " Everything's ruined." " The fridge is completely broken." " Does he know?" "Does Cal know the baby could be his?" " I don't think so." " I got called in to source today." "How am I not going to tell him everything?" " How am I not going to..." " You can't." "You have to keep everything inside." " But how?" " And why?" " Because we can use it." "Cal doesn't want anyone to know something happened between us." "He doesn't want Sarah to know." "I love our life." "I love this house." "We can have more." "Just need to be careful." " Hey, how's it going, sweetheart?" " You can take the bottom bunk." " Hi, I'm Hawk." " He don't talk to us." " 'Cause we're white." " I'm Hawk." " Nice to meet you." " Hawk, that's like a bird, Hawk." "You got a cool name." "You got big hair, that's cool hair." " So wh... what'd you do to get in here?" " I'm just gonna read... if that's okay." " When can I see my son?" " As soon as his attorney comes out." " Hey, what the hell happened?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" "Our kid's locked up." "No, no, I want a real lawyer, not your cult lawyer." " So that's what you think now, I'm in a cult?" " Sarah, this is bullshit, okay?" " This is our kid." " Okay, I need you to stay calm." "Let me explain what's going on because it isn't good." "Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm okay." " We're gonna get you out of here." " Why would Ms. DeKaan do this?" "I apologized, she said she would drop the charges." " I brought the water in to be tested." " Oh, so you put The Movement over your family." " No big surprise." " Stop it, Dad." " I thought I did it under the radar." "I have no idea how she found out." " I'm glad you stood up to her." " No, you don't know what you're talking about." "Hawk, you don't want to ruin your life at 16." " Why is he here?" " Because I am your father and someone has to look out for your best interest." " I can look out for my own best interest." " Okay, let's settle down." "This is not a simple situation." "These charges are extreme." "Breaking and entering, vandalism," " assault with a deadly weapon." " What weapon?" " And the worst of it is, she somehow was able to pressure the DA into slapping Hawk with a domestic terrorism charge." " What?" " It's a federal offense with huge ramifications." " What a nightmare." " Terrorism?" " You have got to be kidding me." " Falls under Eco-terrorism, but it's treated the same as any other kind of terrorism." "The last thing The Movement needs..." " I don't care how this affects The Movement." "I care how it affects my son." " DeKaan has friends and influence, but she doesn't have The Light." "Oh, my God." " I don't want to be blackmailed." "It's okay." "I can do this." " No, it is not okay, Hawk." " So what happens now?" "Can he come home until the trial?" " He's being detained until they set bail." " When's that?" " We don't have a date yet." "They have 45 hours." " I re-listened to our sourcing session this morning, and some of your prior unburdening tapes." "Your baby died." "I'm sorry." "That must be the most brutal thing in the world." "You have two other young children." " Yes." " What... what if we could reunite you with your family?" " Yes, yes, I'd..." " I'd like that." " I think we can do that." "I-I think that should be your goal, your family back together, part of our family." " I have reason to believe there may be someone among us working for the FBI." " No way." " Here?" "No, I-I don't see that." " No." "I checked your references in security, um..." "You have a tremendous amount of experience." " Yeah." " I-I'd like you to help us out, Sam." " Yes, of course." " Good." "Good." " Hi, um, Ms. DeKaan, it's me, Sarah, calling again, and, um, I am very, very sorry." "I know you are angry, but I'm just asking you to please call me back." "I'm..." "I'm begging you, please." "Please just call me." " I can't believe she won't talk it out." "We should go to her house." "Russel and I can drive over there." " No, no, no, Carla said that'll just make things worse." " Hey, you know, kids..." " Guys!" " Kids, please, can you just go upstairs to play?" " Upstairs, everyone." " Russel, make them play upstairs." "I'm trying." "You okay, sweetie?" " Hey." " You all right?" " Is Hawk in trouble because we've been seeing a Denier?" " What Denier?" " He sees the kids, Mom." "At least he did." "You know, Hawk doesn't see him anymore, but Summer does." "He's her father, Mom." " What happened to your brother..." " Gaby, go gentle." " It has nothing to do with you seeing your dad." "This will all be resolved very soon." "And your big brother will be back in his room where he belongs, okay?" "Okay?" " Hey, come here." " I'm sorry, I have to unburden." "Russel never goes against the word, follows all the rules, and she's the Guardian of the Light?" " Have some compassion, sweetie." " And keep your mouth shut." " Russel, I want to go home." "Now." " That was good of you..." " the Summer part." " Well, you would think it was good because you're guilty of the same thing Sarah is." " Gaby, you've been accusing me of that for years." " It's just not true." " Just unburden." " I'm not the one who needs to unburden." "I know why Kodiak went to Siberia." " To escape persecution." " It had nothing to do with me." " He wanted to get over you." " He got caught dealing marijuana." "I'm not having this conversation." " I need to because having him here is throwing me off." " I'm with you, Hank." "You..." "I always have been." "Don't let your fears send you down that road again." " Gab..." " Don't lie." "Just don't." "Don't backpedal." "I am with you." "Okay." " Hey." " Cal." " I came as soon as I heard Hawk was in trouble." " Why didn't you call me?" " Look, I am so scared." "I've called Libby DeKaan a thousand times, and I'm really afraid I messed up." " No, no, no, no, you did not." "You had no way of knowing" "Ms. DeKaan was this kind of a monster." " She's poisoning an entire community." "Of course I should have known." " We will deal with this." "Get in the car, Sarah." "We're talking to Libby." " Look, I've called her, all right?" "She won't pick up." " Eddie, we will take care of this." " This is a family matter, Cal." "Sarah, just get in the car." "We're gonna go help Hawk." " Tell me what you need me to do, all right?" "I want to help you take care of this." " I can have him taken away from you, Sarah." "Legally." "This happened on your watch." "Any court of law would agree." " No, he's wrong, Sarah." " I have to." "Do you know everything you need to know?" "First thing that pops into your mind." "Even if you don't understand the question." " I know more... than I should know." " All right, how so?" " I know things I shouldn't." "Like I know that becoming a father is making me... feel different." " Different?" " Well, in "The Ladder" it says that family is important," ""if the individual family in our communities are working, then our larger family is working."" " I'm..." "I'm not sure I'm, uh, I'm following you." " Now that I'm becoming a father," "I have needs for my individual family." "Things me and Mary and the baby need." " Like?" " A new refrigerator for the guest house." "Ours is broken, and it's small." "We need a full-sized refrigerator." " Well, I-I think that'll do, uh, Sean, yeah." "Thank you for coming in." "We are not free." "Even when they unlock the door to this prison, we are still prisoners." "506 deaths in Chicago last year, 96% brown people." "Want to know how many died on Memorial weekend this year?" "63." "63 people on the South Side, brown people, youngest was 16." "A young girl sitting in the car next to her boyfriend." "We have a visitor." " Is it okay if I listen?" " What's your book say about it?" "Your little Ladder book." "Yeah, I did my research." "What's your book got to say about what's happening in America?" " It was written in the '70s, so..." " And you think all this shit wasn't happening in the '70s?" "White man who wrote your book left it all out, didn't he?" " No." "Doc acknowledged that we were destroying ourselves with violence and pollution." "He didn't, but the..." "The Light did, and then The Light gave him the message, and he wrote it down." " The Light?" " Everyone is equal in our Movement." " Equal in your Movement, but better than everyone else in the world?" "Did the guy who wrote your book write it that way so you had an excuse to turn a blind eye?" " I'm in here because I stood up for people outside of our Movement." "People whose water was being poisoned." " And you'll be out of this prison in two days tops, and not because of your book there." "Because that's the way the system works." "You may think you're not a cog in it, but you are." " Do you have a plan, Eddie?" "Or are we just gonna sit here all day?" " We're gonna sit here until she comes out of the building." "And then we're gonna talk to her." " I don't know what you're gonna say, she's a tough woman." " No way, that's not..." " That's her." " Excuse me, Ms. DeKaan." "Uh, hi, my name is Eddie Lane." "I'm Hawk Lane's father." " Yes, I was very upfront with your wife, and she refused my generosity." " So now you're gonna throw our son in jail for terrorism?" "What are you?" "We will stop everything." "I will withdraw the testing." "I am begging you." "You'll never see us ever again." " Hey, I know my wife put you in a complicated position, but I don't think you want anything else on your conscience." "It must be so painful that your own son won't talk to you." " Who the fuck do you think you are?" "I will crush you." " But he wants to talk to you now." "Hey, Brendon, here she is." " You called my fucking son?" "You're sick." "You're sick." "Brendon?" "Hello?" "Honey?" "How are you?" "Of course." "You're sadistic." " You know, it's already hard enough to sleep at night." "Locking our kid away isn't gonna make it easier." " How did you know..." " about the son?" " Uh, Google." "I just, you know, did a bunch of research and..." "I read that she had a kid." "They got in this big public disagreement." "Now they don't talk." "You know, I just kept thinking to myself that..." "I would do anything to get Hawk to want to talk to me again." "Hopefully Libby feels the same way about her kid." " I am so sorry, Eddie." "You know, if I have done anything... to sabotage Hawk's future, I... will never forgive myself." "And Summer..." " now she's so confused." " How is she confused?" " About... about why this is happening." "You know, I..." "She's confused." "I'm confused." " Hey, we are not going to let anything bad happen to Hawk." " But it's out of our hands." " All this praying and looking to The Light, it's not gonna help us." " Hey." "You are strong, okay." "And we are going to get through this." " Cal." " I won't be blackmailed." " Yes, you will." " Is... is the baby mine?" "Or could he be mine?" " Yes." " What, he's mine, or he could be mine?" " I don't know." "That's the truth." "But it could be yours." " Big breath out for me." " Well, I cannot find anything wrong." " Really?" "'Cause, you know, my heart all of a sudden will just start beating fast." " Well, you can go into town for an EKG to be sure." "But you know what I think?" " What's that?" " All that work you're doing in 1R is bringing stuff up, and that stuff can hurt." " Sam, you okay?" " Hey, yeah." " Seems so." "Well, Shelby couldn't find anything." " Oh, whew." " Yeah." "I just got this little flutter in my heart." "It's been kind of freaking me out." " I think this one has pink eye again." "Come on back, sweetie." "Let me check." " Listen, I heard about your nephew getting locked up by DeKaan." " I'm really sorry to hear that." " It's truly awful." "Okay, what?" " Nothing, it's just..." "Between us, of course." " Of course." " I just found out that Sarah lets the kids see their father." " Oh, Eddie." " It doesn't take a psychology degree to know that's why Hawk acted out in the first place." " Yeah." " You can't lead a double life and think it's not gonna mess with your kids." "What?" "Sam?" "I'm sure Layla is fine." "Let me know how she does, okay?" " Okay." " Find anything?" "Beside the usual incongruities and Transgress." " Lots of Damage and despair." "There's work to be done." "Luckily we have some time for you today." "Steve believed the sourcer should be sourced," ""so clarity is ensured."" " Hmm." " Mm." " What are you really looking for?" " In life?" " By sourcing?" " We're being investigated by the FBI." "They have someone working for them among us, at least that's what Sarah and I believe." " Why would the FBI be investigating us?" " Religious discrimination." "We've done nothing wrong." " Now that I know what to listen for, maybe I can help." " Mm." " Thanks, Richard." "Uh, it probably goes without saying we should keep this quiet from the community." " Of course." " Well, I-I should, uh..." "Yeah." "See you at the next session." " Oh, wow." " Yeah." " Mmm." " I almost forgot." " You forgot?" " Well, I guess I just tried not to remember." " I've thought about being back here so many times." " Yeah." " Are you seeing that girl from the hospital?" " Yeah." "Are you and Cal?" " No." "We could never be together like that." "I promise." " I'm worried about you." "Hey." "The hospital helped." " Did they put you on medication?" " Yeah." "For anger and depression." "I just..." "I just started seeing things that weren't there." " What kind of things?" "Oh, my God." "Hey, what is that?" "What?" " I got struck by lightning." " What?" " Yeah." " Why didn't you tell me?" " Are you okay?" " Yeah, it's not..." " Come on, it's... it's fine." "It just looks crazy." "The doctors looked at it." "It's okay." "It's fine." "Look, let's just..." "Let's just be here." "All right?" "I'm fine." "Let's just stay here." " I just want to feel it." " So what happened with the IRS lady?" " We didn't get what we needed." "Extortion, blackmail." "We, uh, I made an error in judgment, and I think Lisa tipped off the Meyerists." "And now they believe that we have someone on the inside." " Is that bad for us?" " No, actually, in fact, it's a good thing." "I've been asked to help find the mole." "Paranoia makes people do stupid things." "We also learned... that the corruption goes a little bit further than the leader." "It's the entire organization." "The Co-Guardian of The Light is the one that coerced Lisa." " Guardian of The Light?" " Who could believe this shit?" " Well, my wife believes a son was born to a virgin." " Yeah, that's 'cause that actually happened." " Right." " How are you holding up?" " Yeah, I'm fine." " Your family?" " This must be hard on them." "You know, it's, uh, challenging, but, uh... you know, we're okay." "Thanks for asking." " What is it with guys like us?" "What makes us so willing to sacrifice everything?" "Home, family." "Are we just so fucking noble?" " I don't think that it has anything to do with nobility." " What then?" " I just want to win." " Me too." "Let's win this thing." " Let's win this thing." "My intention is to light a flame." "Because the America I live in in devastated by poverty, social neglect, economic abandonment, police brutality, and mass incarceration." "That's why we all in here." "Because the system is designed to take us down and to keep us here." "How'd it go yesterday?" " Talked to Ms. DeKaan." "I don't know if it'll do any good." "I'm out of my mind." "You put Sam Field on ES." "He's in the middle of 1R." "Yeah, he's, uh, he's ex-military, worked in security, his sourcing came out clear." "It seems like, uh, you and Eddie are quite the united front again." " You'd understand if you had a kid." " Yeah." "Steve said, uh, having children compromised one's ability to lead." "You know, you'd always be tempted to put the greater good of an individual over the good of the whole." " Steve was right." " Was it emotional?" "To see Eddie?" "Uh, did it make you, uh, feel for him?" " No." " Not at all." " All right, guys, you want to make sure that you check under everything." "Cabinets, doors, it's never in the obvious place." " I got something here." " What is it?" " That looks like a burner phone." "Shelby, is this yours?" " No." " Could you run and get Cal for me, please?" " I seriously don't know whose phone that is." " I've got a burner phone with federal numbers on it." " Shelby?" " It's not my phone, really." " Are you sure?" " It's really not my phone." "I don't even know what that kind of phone is." " Hey." "Hey." "Hey, what..." "What happened?" " It's nothing." "Where's Mom?" " Look, she, uh, she had a meeting." "Hawk, listen to me." "I know..." "I let you down with me leaving, but..." "I want to make things right with you, okay?" "More than anything." " How'd you guys get me out?" " Your mom and I talked to Libby, and..." " Mom dropped the water." " She had to." " And now nothing will change for those people." " It is a losing battle, Hawk." " What, so don't even fight?" " It is not your cause." " It is The Movement's, okay?" "Not yours." " What if I wanted it to be mine?" "You should have let me stay in there." " Betty's at the end." "It was Marshall's favorite cow." "She couldn't even make it back to her stall." "Shh." "It's all right." "Steady." "Steady." "That's good." "Steady." " I'm so sorry, Marshall." "I'm afraid I have bad news." "Libby DeKaan had my son arrested, and I have to pull the funding for the water testing." "I hate it so much, and..." " It's no problem." "I don't need to have the water tested." "I know what's in the fucking water." "That's not what blood looks like." "That's poison."

"KATARA:" "Water." "Earth." "Fire." "Air." "Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony." "Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked." "Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them." "But when the world needed him most, he vanished." "A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang." "And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone." "But I believe Aang can save the world." "What happened generations ago can be resolved now." "Born in you is the power to restore balance to the world." "You see, you are too late." "The comet is already here, and I'm unstoppable!" "ZUKO:" "You were right about what Katara needed." "Violence wasn't the answer." "It never is." "Then, I have a question for you." "What are you gonna do when you face my father?" "(flames whooshing)" "More ferocious!" "Imagine striking through your opponent's heart!" "(frustrated grunt)" "I'm trying!" "Now let me hear you roar like a tigerdillo!" "(roars weakly)" "That sounded pathetic." "I said roar!" "(echoing roar)" "(frightened chittering)" "Who wants a nice cool glass of watermelon juice?" "Ooh, ooh!" "Me, me, me!" "Hey, your lesson's not over yet." "Get back here!" "SUKI:" "Come on, Zuko, just take a break." "What's the big deal?" "(slurping)" "Fine." "If you want to lounge around like a bunch of snail sloths all day, then go ahead." "SOKKA:" "Maybe Zuko's right." "Sitting around the house has made us pretty lazy, but I know just the thing to change that." "Beach party!" "Check out my Appa sand sculpture." "(roars)" "Not bad, baldy, but I've been working on my Sandbending." "You're gonna love this." "Whoa!" "Wow, you even made a little Earth King and Bosco." "Try and top that, Sokka." "Ta-da!" "Is that a..." "blubbering blob monster?" "No!" "It's Suki!" "(laughing)" "Suki, we'll all understand if you break up with him over this." "I think it's sweet." "But it doesn't even look like..." "Aah!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Teaching you a lesson!" "What happened?" "Zuko's gone crazy!" "I made a sand sculpture of Suki, and he destroyed it." "Oh, and he's attacking Aang." "Get a grip before I blast you off this roof." "Go ahead and do it." "Enough!" "Aah!" "(Zuko grunting)" "(groans)" "What's wrong with you?" "You could've hurt Aang." "What's wrong with me?" "What's wrong with all of you?" "!" "How can you sit around having beach parties when Sozin's Comet is only three days away?" "Why are you all looking at me like I'm crazy." "About Sozin's Comet..." "I was actually gonna wait to fight the Fire Lord until after it came." "After?" "!" "I'm not ready." "I need more time to master Firebending." "And frankly, your Earthbending could still use some work, too." "So... you all knew Aang was gonna wait?" "Honestly, if Aang tries to fight the Fire Lord right now, he's gonna lose." "No offense." "The whole point of fighting the Fire Lord before the comet was to stop the Fire Nation from winning the war, but they pretty much won the war when they took Ba Sing Se." "Things can't get any worse." "You're wrong." "It's about to get worse than you can even imagine." "The day before the eclipse, my father asked me to attend an important war meeting." "It was what I dreamed about and wanted for so many years." "My father had finally accepted me back." "OZAI:" "Welcome, Prince Zuko." "We waited for you." "General Shinu, your report." "Thank you, sir." "Ba Sing Se is still under our control." "However, Earthbender rebellions have prevented us from achieving total victory in the Earth Kingdom." "What is your recommendation?" "Our army is spread too thin, but once the eclipse is over and the invasion defeated, we should transfer more domestic forces into the Earth Kingdom." "Hmm." "Prince Zuko, you've been among the Earth Kingdom commoners." "Do you think that adding more troops will stop these rebellions?" "The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud and strong." "They can endure anything, as long as they have hope." "Yes, you're right." "We need to destroy their hope." "Well, that's not exactly what I..." "I think you should take their precious hope and the rest of their land and burn it all to the ground." "Yes..." "Yes, you're right, Azula." "Sozin's Comet is almost upon us, and on that day, it will endow us with the strength and power of a hundred suns." "No bender will stand a chance against us." "What are you suggesting, sir?" "When the comet last came, my grandfather," "Fire Lord Sozin, used it to wipe out the Air Nomads." "Now, I will use its power to end the Earth Kingdom... permanently." "From our airships, we will reign fire over their lands, a fire that will destroy everything;" "and out of the ashes, a new world will be born, a world in which all the lands are Fire Nation and I am the supreme ruler of everything!" "(applause)" "ZUKO:" "I wanted to speak out against his horrifying plan, but I'm ashamed to say I didn't." "My whole life, I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance, but once I had it," "I realized, I had lost myself getting there." "I'd forgotten who I was." "I can't believe this." "I always knew the Fire Lord was a bad guy, but his plan is just pure evil." "What am I gonna do?" "I know you're scared, and I know you're not ready to save the world, but if you don't defeat the Fire Lord before the comet comes, there won't be a world to save anymore." "Why didn't you tell me about your dad's crazy plan sooner?" "!" "I didn't think I had to." "I assumed you were still gonna fight him before the comet." "No one told me you decided to wait." "This is bad." "This is really, really bad." "KATARA:" "Aang, you don't have to do this alone." "Yeah, if we all fight the Fire Lord together, we got a shot at taking him down." "All right!" "Team Avatar is back!" "Air, Water, Earth, Fire..." "Fan and Sword!" "Fighting the Fire Lord is gonna be the hardest thing we've ever done together, but I wouldn't want to do it any other way." "(laughter)" "Yeah." "All right." "Get over here, Zuko." "Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs." "(roaring)" "(grunting, groaning)" "ZUKO:" "There's one technique you need to know before facing my father-- how to redirect lightning." "If you let the energy in your own body flow, the lightning will follow it." "You turn your opponent's energy against them." "That's like Waterbending." "Exactly." "My uncle invented this technique himself by studying Waterbenders." "So, have you ever redirected lightning before?" "Once, against my father." "What did it feel like?" "Exhilarating... (lightning crackling) ...but terrifying." "You feel so powerful holding that much energy in your body, but you know if you make the wrong move, it's over." "(chuckles) Well, not over over." "I mean, there's always Katara and a little Spirit Water action, am I right?" "Actually, I used it all up after Azula shot you." "Oh." "You'll have to take the Fire Lord's life before he takes yours." "Yeah, I'll just do that." "SOKKA:" "Gather around, Team Avatar." "In order to take out the Fire Lord-- or, in this case, the Melon Lord-- our timing has to be perfect." "First, Suki and I will draw his fire." "Then, Katara and Zuko charge in with some liquidy hot offense, and while the Melon Lord is distracted," "Aang swoops in-- and bam!" " he delivers the final blow." "Uh... what about me?" "For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces." "So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?" "Whatever makes the training feel more realistic." "Sweetness." "Mwah-ha-ha-ha!" "(inquisitive chittering)" "(metal clinking quietly)" "(crackling and rumbling)" "(steal clinking)" "(clinking)" "(explosive rumble)" "(flames crackling)" "(whirring) Watch it, Toph!" "I am not Toph." "I am Melon Lord!" "(cackling)" "(explosive rumble)" "(explosive rumble)" "(rock crackling)" "(explosive clattering)" "Now, Aang!" "SUKO:" "What are you waiting for?" "Take him out!" "I can't." "What's wrong with you?" "If this was the real deal, you'd be shot full of lightning right now." "I'm sorry, but it just didn't feel right." "I didn't feel like myself." "(metal clinks)" "(squishing)" "There, that's how it's done." "(chattering)" "(slurping)" "(insects chirping)" "(indistinct chatter)" "I have a surprise for everyone!" "I knew it!" "You did have a secret thing with Haru!" "Uh, no." "I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this!" "Look at Baby Zuko." "Isn't he cute?" "(laughter)" "Oh!" "Oh, lighten up." "I'm just teasing." "That's not me." "It's my father." "But he looks so sweet and innocent." "Well, that sweet little kid grew up to be a monster, and the worst father in the history of fathers." "But he's still a human being." "You're going to defend him?" "No, I agree with you." "Fire Lord Ozai is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him, but there's got to be another way." "ZUKO:" "Like what?" "I don't know." "Maybe we can make some big pots of glue, and then I can use gluebending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore." "Yeah, then you can show him his baby pictures, and all those happy memories will make him good again." "Do you really think that would work?" "No!" "(sighs)" "This goes against everything I learned from the monks." "I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like." "Sure, you can." "You're the Avatar." "If it's in the name of keeping balance," "I'm pretty sure the universe will forgive you." "This isn't a joke, Sokka!" "None of you understands the position I'm in." "Aang, we do understand." "It's just..." "Just what, Katara?" "What?" "!" "We're trying to help." "Then, when you figure out a way for me to beat the Fire Lord without taking his life, I'd love to hear it!" "Aang, don't walk away from this." "Let him go." "He needs time to sort it out by himself." "(twittering)" "Hey, Momo." "I don't suppose you know what I should do." "(squawks)" "I didn't think so." "(trilling)" "(Momo purring)" "(insects chirping)" "(Momo chittering)" "(twittering)" "SOKKA:" "Okay, that's everything." "No, it's not." "Where's Aang?" "(munching)" "Aang?" "Aang!" "Come on, lazy bones, let's go." "(birds singing)" "He left his staff." "That's so strange." "Aang's not in the house." "Let's check the beach." "(gulls cawing)" "SOKKA:" "Look, there's his footprints." "The trail ends here." "SUKI:" "So, he went for a midnight swim and never came back?" "Maybe he was captured." "SOKKA:" "I don't think so." "There's no sign of a struggle." "I bet he ran away again." "Uh-uh." "He left behind his glider and Appa." "Then what do you think happened to him, oh sleuthy one?" "It's pretty obvious." "Aang mysteriously disappears before an important battle." "He's definitely on a Spirit World journey." "But if he was, wouldn't his body still be here?" "Oh, yeah." "Forgot about that." "KATARA:" "Then he's got to be somewhere on Ember Island." "Let's split up and look for him." "I'm going with Zuko!" "What?" "!" "Everyone else went on a life-changing field trip with Zuko." "Now it's my turn." "(grumbling)" "PEOPLE (chanting):" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Aang!" "Avatar State!" "Yip-yip!" "(crowd cheering)" "And then when I was nine, I ran away again." "Uh-huh." "I know I shouldn't complain." "My parents gave me everything I ever asked for, but they never gave me the one thing that I really wanted-- their love." "You know what I mean?" "(sighs)" "Look, I know you had a rough childhood, but we should really focus on finding Aang." "This is the worst field trip ever." "(grumbles)" "Judging by the looks on your faces," "I'm guessing you guys didn't find Aang, either." "No." "It's like he just..." "disappeared." "Hey, wait a minute." "Has anyone noticed that Momo is missing, too?" "Oh, no!" "I knew it was only a matter of time!" "Appa ate Momo!" "(grumbling)" "Momo, I'm coming for you, buddy." "Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo." "He's probably with Aang." "That's just what Appa wants you to think." "(Appa growling)" "ZUKO:" "Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka." "We have a real problem here." "Aang is nowhere to be found, and the comet is only two days away." "What should we do, Zuko?" "I don't know." "Why are you all looking at me?" "Well, you are kind of the expert on tracking Aang." "Yeah, if anyone's got experience hunting the Avatar... (grunts) ...it's you." "Zuko, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but why are we heading towards the Earth Kingdom?" "There's no way Aang's there." "Just trust me." "(Appa grunting)" "Come on, slowpokes, faster!" "(sighs)" "Sorry I'm late, Father." "Good palanquin bearers are so hard to come by these days." "So, is everything ready for our departure?" "There has been a change of plans, Azula." "What?" "I've decided to lead the fleet of airships to Ba Sing Se alone." "You will remain here in the Fire Nation." "But I thought we were going to do this together." "My decision is final." "You..." "You can't treat me like this!" "You can't treat me like Zuko!" "Azula, silence yourself." "But it was my idea to burn everything to the ground!" "I deserve to be by your side!" "Azula!" "Listen to me." "I need you here to watch over the homeland." "It's a very important job that I can only entrust to you." "Really?" "And for your loyalty," "I've decided to declare you the new Fire Lord." "Fire Lord Azula?" "It does seem appropriate, but what about you?" "Fire Lord Ozai is no more." "Just as the world will be reborn in fire," "I shall be reborn as the supreme ruler of the world." "From this moment on, I will be known as... the Phoenix King!" "(flames crackling)" "(insects chirping)" "(loud, indistinct chatter and lively music playing)" "And the reason you've brought us to a seedy Earth Kingdom tavern is what now?" "June." "(grunts)" "SOKKA:" "Oh, yeah, that weird bounty hunter with the giant mole." "SUKI:" "Mole?" "Her skin is flawless." "SOKKA:" "No, she has this giant mole creature she rides around on." "A shirshu." "It's the only animal that can track Aang's scent anywhere in the world." "It's the one shot we have of finding him." "(grunting)" "(wind whipping)" "(groaning)" "(crowd chatter)" "I don't know who this June lady is, but I like her." "(crickets chirping)" "(Momo twittering)" "(soft groaning)" "Hey, Momo." "I just had the strangest dream." "(Momo quietly twittering)" "Wait." 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""I linger no more."" ""I linger no more."" ""Where are those shedding tears?"" ""I linger no more."" "My lord!" "O' glorious king!" "Since you've built this mausoleum." "Your slave is ready to die for you." "The army is off on a holiday, my queen." "An entire army to kill an unarmed queen?" "I want to die at the hands of my emperor." "Really?" "Not a chance." "Why?" ""Because"" "I've promised my new queen." " Who?" " Hey, don't doubt!" "My new queen is in the city." "And this.." "Mausoleum is hers too." "Here.." "Jealous, are we?" "Go for it." "Come." "Come." "Here." "Please surrender." "What?" "Surrender." "They've no witnesses for murder charges against you." "And section 396 will get you only 4 years in prison." "You spoke to the cops?" "Krishna!" "You hear me?" "Did you?" "Yes I did!" "3 days in 3 years that's.." "All the time we've spent together." "I spend sleepless nights daily." "I lie on the bed like dead body." "I can't take it anymore." "Now I get it." "I'm such a fool." "What did you understand?" "It seems like.." "My krishna has found another lover." "Look, now I'll do as you say." "If we don't come to power in the next 3 m0nths.." "I'll 'cylinder' for sure." "Not 'cylinder', but 'surrender', silly." "Yes." "Smile.." "You worry for nothing." "Can I go now?" "Rolling. 1. 2. 3. 4." ""What a strange tale this is!"" ""Where does it begin, how does it end?"" ""What are these destinations?"" ""Neither of us can comprehend."" " Dear!" " Yes?" " The ambience.." " It's pleasant!" "My heart soars!" "And my life too!" "So let's fly!" "Where to'?" "To the heavens above!" "Do I look like a bog?" "A eunuch then?" "Or maybe effeminate?" "Brother-in-law.." "Please forgive us." "Desperate measures in desperate times." "All your money is still here, brother mustaq." "It's total 2 million." "Count it if you like." "You think I've the guts to doubt your honesty?" "I lost ice worth rs.15000 in my cold storage." "15 grand!" "You could've stolen the money if you wanted it." "Why did you blow the light fuse?" "We'd be caught in the bright light!" "Anyway, the cold storage is to freeze your money." "Not the ice." "It's 3feet-deep now, boss!" "Dig another 2 feet." "The deeper the better.." "For this rotten uncle and nephew." "They'll start stinking in no time." "Forgive!" "Please forgive us." "I'm like a brother to your wife." "So I'm like family!" "Your brother-in-law." "Please spare us in the name of god!" " Brother-in-law." " Yes, my love." " What's the commotion?" " Nothing." " Where are you?" " Nothing much." "It's just some family feud on the street." "When are you coming back home?" " Prayed?" " Yes." "Allah be praised!" "Any last wishes?" "I want to tell a joke?" "A priest was fed up with his female parrot." "She was ruining the piety of his household." "Even I'd be ashamed with the abuses this parrot spurted out." "He consulted his friend, a judge." "He advised him to bring the parrot over to his place." "He owned 2 parrots." "What better cure than good company?" "These parrots ofjudge sang praises of almighty all day long." "Overjoyed with this offer, the priest agreed." "The priest brought his parrot over to the judge's house." "Female parrot was caged there." "The two male parrots smiled after looking at her." "One turned to the other and whispered.." "What did he say?" "I'm feeling shy!" "What?" "Khalu , you tell him.." "No.." "What did he say?" "Whisper it to him.." "Can I say it in your ear?" "Come.." "Sorry, brother-in-law." "Let's go, babban." "Khalu.." "I think it's a mistake to spare him alive." "No." "How can I shatter my sister's home?" "I consider him my brother-in-law.." "Even if he doesn't." "I hope the ropes aren't too tight." "I forgive you." "Now set me free." "Brother mustaq, maybe we erred a little too early.." "And you're too late to apologize." "So sorry." "Next time, you'll dig your own graves." "Get a priest along for a proper burial." "Scoundrels!" "Scums!" "Rogues!" ""Ibn-e -batuta!"" ""Carrying his shoes!"" ""Lbn-e -batuta!"" ""Carrying his shoes!"" ""Slips them on, and it goes.." "Churrrr.."" ""Flies in, picks on scattered grain!"" ""Flies in, picks on scattered grain!"" ""And the bird takes flight again!"" ""Lbn-e -batuta!"" ""Death waits around the corner!"" "Greetings, Saint!" ""Oh!" "What's the rush instead?"" ""Sound the horn, enter my garden."" ""Better late than dead!"" ""Come.." "Let's fly away.."" ""Lbn-e -batuta!"" ""Carrying his shoes!"" ""Slips 'em on, and it g0es.." "Churrrr.."" "Hey feroze!" "Babban here." "You've gone too far this time, babban!" "No.." "No." "Don't even dream to come to bhopal!" "What are you saying?" "Where will I go?" "Mushtaq's men are tearing bhopal down to find you guys." "But brother.." "Listen.." "I don't want to get killed." "Feroze.." "Listen!" "Sorry." "Hello.." "That scum hung up." "Iftekhar?" "Oh, khalujaan.." "I'm in jail right now, friend." "Same old case from 1984.." "Keeps re-opening every ten years." "So you wanna hang with me here?" "Hello." "Khalu!" "What do you want?" ""It moves both way."" "I helped you last year.." "And your nephew made my girl pregnant." "What!" "And you've the guts to call me for help?" "Shameless!" "Is there any other number left?" "Not in my list." "Ok then!" "Let's settle in this car." "You're talking to the king of Nepal, asif Nepali." "Just come here quickly." "Got it?" "Forget mushtaq, even musharraf can't touch you here." "It'll be safe to cross the border via gorakhpur." "Gorakhpur." "Verma.." " Vidyadhar verma?" " Yes." "Let's just barge into his house." "Ok." "He'll help us cross the border." ""Speed breaker!"" ""Come on." "Fly away!"" ""Lbn-e -batuta."" "Rs. 263." "Please give change, madam." " Listen." " Yes." "Don't disturb." ""Iifly away!"" "Those rogues stole it." "Where is vidyadhar verma's house?" "Do you smoke?" "No." " I've a cheerot." "Want one?" " No!" " I want a light." " But why?" "Because I'm thirsty, you fool!" "How do I light this torch without a match!" "Fool!" "Krishna!" "O krishna!" "Have you burnt yourself dead?" "You've guests." "Krishna!" "Who the hell are you?" "Bandits?" " No." " Then?" " Thieves?" " No, no.." "Then?" "Fool!" "A gift for Mr. verma." "His favourite brand of rum from my town." ""Power horse rum!"" "According to myth, 5 pegs down.." "And you'll snigger like a racehorse!" "We'd become like brothers in just 3 months." "He'd taken shelter with us after killing that politician." "In Udaipur?" "So is he unclothed or behind the veil?" "I mean, is he behind bars or on the run?" "I'll make some tea." "But its time for rum." "He's just kidding." "The bathroom's behind and the towels are here." "I'll fetch some ice and snacks for your drinks." "Food is on the plates inside.." "No." "We'll dine with Mr. verma." "When is he getting back though?" "Neven." ""The night burns ever so slowly!"" ""The haze seeps into my eyes!"" ""The night burns ever so slowly!"" ""The haze seeps into my eyes!"" ""Through the nights, bit by bit!"" ""I've unraveled each new dawn!"" ""My eyes have, bit by bit.."" ""Seen the break of a new day."" ""Moist eyes hold.."" ""The mist no more."" ""The night burns ever so slowly."" ""The haze seeps into my eyes."" ""My vision holds the fire of my dreams."" ""And with this fire.."" ""I've illumined these eyes."" "What the hell is going on here?" " What happened, nandu?" " Khalu?" "I hope you haven't ruined the jaggery again." "Taste it for yourself, sister-in-law." "Have you tasted it?" "I was fine with it the last time too." "Can you please taste it for me'?" "Of course, why not!" "Allah be praised!" " Can I've some more?" " Sure!" "What about you?" "I don't like sweets." "Then how do you sing so sweet?" "Sorry, I ruined your plant in the morning." "Doesn't matter." "Sister-in-law, please check the sugarcane." "Ok." "I'm so sorry about Mr. verma.." "We thought the matter was sorted out by now." "Then what happened suddenly?" "He was always there for his friends.." "The house is witness to his friendships." "If you're friends with fire, you can't escape death." "You and your friend are as apart as chalk and cheese." "Worse." "As apart as a hindu and a Muslim." "Do I look so lowly to be friends with such a person?" "He's my nephew." "Who the hell are you?" "Put that gun away!" "Not a gun, it's a pistol." "It's trigger is twisted." "If you fire, you'll blow your face." "Give it to me!" "How old are you?" "20 minus 5." "You know a lot about guns." "In our village.." "We learn to fire a gun before learning t0 wipe up." "Something else is wrong." "Give it to me when I go to the forest." "My father will fix it in a minute." "Got it?" "Bye." "Hey, listen, listen.." "Wait!" "What is it?" " What is your name?" " Nandu." "You wanna ride with me to the city?" "After I'm finished cleaning." "You know the way to the red light area in the city?" "It'll cost you." "Obviously I won't go to a brothel to beg." "Not that, I'm talking about my money." "But I'm not doing it with you." "Bye." ""One look at you.."" ""And I feel this way.."" ""That I've known you forever."" "Only you!" "I'm sorry?" "It's from the film 'only you'." "Composed by jaidev." "Beautifully sung by lata mangeshkar." "You seem to know a lot about music." "Yeah!" "My uncle was a tabla player." "Ustad shakur hussain Khan, from indore school of music." "Then how come you?" "Destiny." "I can play a little bit too." "Please keep humming, lest the food become too spicy." "Can you peel garlic?" "Yes, of course!" "We need to cross the border, into Nepal." "Now without Mr. verma's help.." "It will take two four day to find new help." "Is there a safe house where we can lie low until then?" "You can stay here if you like." "But'?" "And the safe house will have no music to hear.." "Nor any plants to ruin." "The garlic, please.." "Lo0k.." "That's my village across the forest." "And across that lake, of the landlords'." "Ok." "We earned 6 of them last month." "Earned?" "Whoa!" "A caste war has been on here for decades." "Each caste has its own army." "Even I'll join very soon." "You owe me 92 rupees after deducting the fare." "Here's 500." "Tell me.." "What will you do in your caste army?" "Go down this road and take a right.." "And meet me here when you're done." "Got it?" "I'll give you 100 rupees daily.." "Work for us." "First do your work." "Brother-in-law, please forgive us!" "Do what?" "Forgive.." "Just do what he's saying." "Where's the money?" " Inside.." " Spent.." "It was here!" "Where did it go?" "What!" "I took 500 from it just this morning." "And you're?" "If you won't tell me, I'll ask.." "Brother mustaq!" "Leave her out of this.." "If you like, i could bury her with you." "But with us dead your money is buried too, brother-in-law." "Forever." "One last chance.." "Please.." "Last one." " Hello, dear.." " Sister!" "Who.." " Lftekhar here." "Yes brother, tell me.." "We're in big trouble." "What happened?" "One little goof-up and he wants to bury us alive!" "What do you want from me?" "It's brothers' day next month." "Please save me!" "For god's sake.." "Give the phone to him." "Give the phone to him." "Here, here.." "Yes, my love -look.." "He's your culprit, of course.." "But he's also my brother." "If possible, let them live." "Or just kill them." "It's your decision." "Goodbye." "I.- want my money back." "Before brothers' day next month." "With interest." "You can run if you want.." "But where will you go?" "Dubai?" "Qatar?" "Kuala Lumpur?" "Nepal?" "I'll get you anywhere.." "But not before I bury one half of her.." "In each of your graves." "Don't worry." "It's just a small bruise." "I'll just get you some turmeric milk." "Where is the bag?" "Don't act innocent." "Where have you hidden the money?" "Babban, have you lost it?" "You're the one who has lost it!" "Where could the bag disappear?" "It was here yesterday.." "No one else besides us came here." "Someone came." "Nandu." "When?" "When you were in the dancer's arm.." "He was busy cleaning your room." "And they molest our daughters and sisters." "But we're not impotent." "These guns aren't merely.." "To hang on our shoulders." "But to barge in their houses.." "And shed their blood." "If we've the courage.." "Nandu" which one is.." "Nandu's house?" "Get him over here." "C'mon, stand here." "Who the hell are you?" "Tell the truth." "I'm from haliya village.." "Hey, that's very close to the landlords' village!" "Who told you the way here?" "What's your name?" "Razzaq hussain" "Muslim, huh?" "Spill your real name and village." "I'm originally from bhopal." "I'm staying as a guest in haliya at Mr. verma's house." "Honestly.." "So, what's this Mr. guest?" "My pistol was damaged, so.." "Nandu said he'd have it fixed in the village." "Listen, b0y.." "Nandu has joined the army." " Get it?" " Yes, sir." "Don't even try looking for him." " Okay?" " Yes, sir." "So how's Mr. verma doing?" "He's no more." "Don't you know?" "Uncle." "Uncle." "Have you run away?" "Lftekhar." "Hey, old man.." "Have you gone deaf?" "Can't you hear me shouting?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "My foot!" "Let's pack up and get out of here." "This place is very dangerous, seriously." "We only have shias and sunnis." "But here, every caste has its own army!" "And mushtaq?" "We'll slip away so quietly that he'll grow old looking for us." "And we'll grow old running!" "So, you plan to lay a golden egg sitting here?" "Mushtaq has t0 be killed this time." "Let him come!" "Wonderful, my heroic soldier!" "Mr. Iftekhar." "Get up.." "Switch to top gear and let's get out of here." "You go, I'm not coming." "Why not'?" "What's the matter?" "I can't have an innocent killed because of me." "Innocent, who?" "It's getting romantic here." "Stop trying to be a hero." "Why be a martyr when there's no country?" "You used to teach me." "Save yourself first, remember?" "Let the chick die if she has to." "Why care?" "You may not, but I do!" "I didn't give you shelter to put my life at stake." "Nobody is running, fighting or doing anything else.." "Without my consent." "I always knew that you were a rogue.." "But you seemed smarter." "As it turns out, you're the biggest fool." "Innocent, ain't she?" "Why do you need firewood.." "When there are gas cylinders in the house?" "You shoot well!" "Where did you learn to shoot like that?" "Probably she won't talk to me." "I thought you stole my m0ney.." "Sorry about that." "Let's stop fighting now and.." "Look..." "My tongue ain't quite poetic.." "So what's a good tongue to make you understand?" "So, whose idea is this?" "Why care about the tree?" "Tell me how's the fruit?" "You may choke to death." "You're furious, uncle." "You're no fool just because she called you one." "And khalu, this chick's nothing like what you think she's." "Nothing like what?" "Like candy floss, rose petal.." "Fairy queen.." "Khalu, she's a firecracker!" "Thanks t0 verma, she knows all the tricks of the trade." "Trust me khalu.." "She has a brilliant plan!" "Much obliged, madam!" "Thank you so much!" "You let losers like us in your gang?" "But we're small fry.." "Laptop, mobile phone.." "Or at best, a car." "We've not yet dared t0 abduct even any0ne's pet." "And she wants us to kidnap a millionaire!" "Why all the generosity?" "After all we're fool, aren't we?" "Are you listening?" "Fool!" "Sorry." "He's had a bit too much." ""This night, this weather by the river.."" ""This lively breeze.."" ""Said two hearts in one voice.."" ""That once we meet, we'll never part."" "You're upset with me.." "Then why punish yourself?" "Go away!" "Just go away!" "Go where?" "Fine.." "You don't have to listen to me." "But next time don't beg for mercy at mushtaq's feet." "It's not a pretty sight." "With Mr. verma's death.." "My will to live was also reduced t0 ashes." "A lone woman like me.." "Is easy prey for lecherous men." "Add to that, the emptiness of this house.." "I've often tried killing myself." "But somehow, it never bothered me.." "That all I actually have are two old saris.." "One bracelet and a few bindis." "But since you've come.." "These things have begun to matter." "Once again, I've found the desire to live." "Why didn't you share the plan with me?" ""I linger no more."" ""I linger no more."" ""Those shedding tears are no more."" ""I linger no more."" ""In the pools of my eyes.."" ""Dreams swirled in at night."" ""With a touch, they flowed.."" ""With a whisper, they said.."" ""Trust no such flights of fancy."" ""So.." "I linger no more."" "Target is the plan.." "The target will tell us what to do." "Mr. verma used his contacts in the income tax department.." "And put together this list." "He was a true artist, Mr. verma." "But who among these?" "What's the ransom?" "50 million.." " 5 million.." "Why 50 million'?" "2.5 for mushtaq." "Isn't the rest enough for us?" "You think small khalu." "It's time for the big kill." "Is 5o enough?" "Not too little?" "There's no dearth of rich people in gorakhpur." "Ram prasad gupta." "Din dayal trivedi." "Prakash maroo." "Jaikishen kedia." "Or Dr. aggarwal." "They say, throw a stone in the air.." "And it will land on a millionaire's head." "But bigger the catch, greater the danger." "No, no.." "Kishna!" "Greed will kill us all." "Let's try something smaller." "So that we get the money, without risking our lives." "Okay, 5o cancel, let's make it 20." "Is there a smaller fish in the ocean?" " What happened?" " Nothing." "I said let's fish for somebody smaller." "What do you think?" "Kamal kant kakkar." "The small fish we're looking for." "He has a small iron factory but he's rich." "I told him, we've got a 10 year visa." "Somehow he's gone unnoticed by the kidnapping mafia." "But Mr. verma was sharper than that." "And we'll do what Mr. verma had once planned." "Kukku!" "Kukku!" "Kukku!" "If you're bothered t0o.." "So why wait!" "Because there is none like kk steel." "If we get him.." "He can arrange 2 crore in 2 hours." "My steel.." "Your steel.." "Our steel." "K.K. Steel!" "Don't talk of these trade uni0ns.." "Weapons." "Phone." "Cash." "And the right time." "Where kakkar was, is and will be.." "We'll study every move he makes." "All I've earned till date.." "Will be enough to buy a used car." "We won't need that." "We've to steal a car." "We'll be tracked down if we buy a car." "I'll lift one tomorrow morning." ""I'll lift one tomorrow morning"." "No way!" "If we steal tom0rrow.." "It'll be reported and we'll be arrested day after." "We'll steal the car a day before the kidnapping." "And we'll steal it from faizabad, not gorakhpur." "Why?" "So that we mislead the c0ps.." "By placing hotel and petrol bills from faizabad in the car." "So they'll keep looking for us in.." "Faizabad after finding the car." "Some tea for you?" "Why." "Dear?" "Yes, dear?" "Flying too high, are we?" "Plan to abduct kakkar." "We've only 12 days left." "He's here." "Now tell me the car number." "Four days left." "But brother's day is 6 days away." "But your funeral is 4 days away." "My niece gets married day after in lucknow." "I'll look you up right after." "But, brother mushtaq.." "Hello." "The Chinese have taken over the market." "For how much?" "Only 55,000." "Get the tank full." "Go." "Go." "Check other chores too." "Come quickly." "We should've just run away." "But your common sense was on a stroll." "Doesn't look like we'll ever find kakkar alone." "And your brother-in-law is dying to give us a funeral." "Kakkar goes to the temple at 8 and reaches the factory by 11.." "Considering it's just a half hour drive.." "What keeps him in the temple for so long?" "Hello, babban?" "Hey!" "Uncle, move." "Sir.." "Sir, my phone has fallen down." "One minute." "Stop." "Wait." "My phone." "Who's that?" "Where is mamta?" "Where're you, mamta?" ""Come, my beloved."" ""I have reached the prime of youth."" ""I'm waiting for you." "Come soon."" "Say something please." ""Come, my beloved."" ""I have reached the prime of youth."" "You're my slave." "Let's put your strength to test!" "So, can you quench my thirst?" "No, no" "I can't be unfaithful to mamta." " What about now?" " No way." " Now?" "Now?" "Now?" " No, no, no." "Mamta, it's you!" "You win.." "I lose.." "Your love for me is eternal, kk." "Now will you quench my thirst?" "Sweetheart!" "My darling!" "This feels good." "The world thinks he visits the temple." "But the rituals take place in the beauty parlour." "We couldn't have found a better place for our job." "Let's head to faizabad tomorrow for the car." "Was there anyone else there besides them?" "Who?" "The lady with the whip." "Lady who?" "What happened!" "What's so funny?" "What happened?" "I can't be unfaithful to mamta." "Mamta who?" "Hey uncle, is this your phone?" "Yes it's." "Thank you, friend." "It fell down inside." "Thank you very much." "Babban!" "It's been an hour." "Are you laying eggs in there?" "Counting chikens." "Khalujaan, breakfast." "Please don't call me khalujaan." "Why not'?" "It's such a nice name." "Khalu means maternal uncle." "I feel old every time you say it." "My name is iftekhar." "That sounds even older." "So then.." "Let's cut out the khalu.." "And stick with the jaan." "What?" "Khalu, I can't go." "Why?" "I've indigestion since last night." "This was the 4th time already." "You're an expert in stealing cars anyway." "Its too risky alone." "Should I come along then?" "I'll be ready in a minute." "I'll give you a pill and you'll be fine." "Feeling any better?" "You'll soon be better." "If krishna has said it, it will be true." "Just a few more days.." "And we'll be back home." "With the sun shining out, we'll relieve by the riverside." "It'll be so cool out here." "Should we ask krishna to come along?" "To the riverside?" "No, to the village." "Better than being alone here." "There she'll have me and you." "And soon you'll be married too." "We'll tell her, "live with us"." ""Live with me"." "Are you alright?" "It hurts too much!" "Where are you off to?" "Can't help it." "We'll miss the bus." "We don't have time for this, babban." "Our bus is about to leave." "Things are way beyond my control." "Hang on to it.." "You can continue in faizabad." "Come out." "Hey uncle, hurry." "It's time to go!" "Hang on, just a minute." "Our bus is leaving, you idiot!" " Come on." " I'm coming." "Come and sit." ""The sight of her binds me."" ""This silky strand, i can't tear away."" ""It's been years since I've turned grey."" ""Yet the color of youth refuses t0 fade away."" ""Oh!" "And now my heart beats faster."" ""My face is losing its colour."" ""I fear those lonely nights."" ""My heart is but a child."" ""My heart is but a child."" ""Lnnocent but naive."" ""My heart is but a child."" ""The sight of her binds me."" ""This silky strand i can't tear away."" ""It's been years since I've turned grey."" ""Yet the color of youth refuses t0 fade away."" ""Who knew I'd given shelter.."" ""To such a roguish heart."" ""Forever I imagined it would be.."" ""As virtuous as me."" ""Oh!" "And it pulls at me.."" ""It makes such a racket."" ""It gives undue importance to trivial things."" ""Nothing's more devious than the heart."" ""Someone stop me."" ""Someone hold me."" ""Or else at this age.."" ""I'll be deceived."" ""And now I fear I'll fall in love."" ""My heart is but a child."" ""My heart is but a child."" ""Lnnocent but naive."" ""My heart is but a child."" "How do I look?" "Like a fo0l.." "What?" "You like this better?" ""My heart is but a child."" ""My heart is but a child."" ""Lnnocent but naive."" ""My heart is but a child."" "Get up.." "Khalujaan will be here any minute." "Let him come." "I'm not going anywhere." "You'll have to." "I'm staying right here." "Here?" "Forever?" "And what will you do here?" "Marry you." "Marry me?" "The lady with the torch." ""When I saw you, my heart skipped be beat."" ""When I saw you, my heart skipped be beat."" ""Love-drops from your eyes."" ""My heart skipped be beat."" ""Drunkenness is all around."" ""Life is such fun."" ""Hey hey here I go."" ""And my heart goes with me."" ""Hey hey here I go."" ""And my heart goes with me."" "When will you be back?" "In a couple of days." "I didn't realize when you got back last night?" "You should've woken me up." "Nobody can dare to enter in your dream." "You're so silly sometimes, khalu.." ""Jaan." "Cut it out!" "Here on, my name is doctor, yours painter.." "And I'm farmer." "You've told us the plan ten times over." "Let's move now." "Move!" "From the film anupama, right?" "Composed by s d burman." "Hemant Kumar.." "Wrong." "It's sd." " Hemant Kumar." " Sd!" "Alright." "Hemant Kumar.." "Now tell me why you've been sulking all morning?" " What happened?" " Nothing." "You're such a bad liar." "Because I'm a man." "Yes!" "And if you were a woman?" "Then you'd never know if I was an angel.." "Or a prostitute." "Yes." "What gives you the right to abuse me?" "Are you my husband?" "My lover then?" "Or my pimp?" "Where are you coming from?" "License?" "Great.." "Thank you." "What about the license?" "What precinct are you from?" "Kavva bagh colony." "Oh 0k." "Inspector omveer is posted there too, right'?" "Yes." "Convey my regards to him." "Sure." "Hey, stop!" "Fool!" "There's an accident there." "Let's check it out." "What did you do?" "Have you lost it?" "We were to kidnap, not kill him." "Crowd will gather soon." "Let's put him in our oar." "What's wrong?" "Did the tyre burst?" "Is he dead?" "The brakes must have failed." "Tyre is stuck in the drainage." "What's going on here?" "Back off!" "Give the man some air.." "Mr. gulati?" "He's gulati." "He does this quite often." "Nothing to worry." "Is there a hospital nearby?" "Let's get him out!" "Come on." "Give me a hand." "Come." "Come out.." "Stop braying like a donkey." "No way!" ""You're part of my life!"" "What are you doing?" "What's wrong with you, khalu?" "Truth is a bitter pill." "It takes time to swallow." "What truth?" "Sorry, khalu." "By the time I knew of your intentions.." "I'd already slipped." "I was wondering whether to tell you or not." "In a way its good you know." "Fate has sorted it out." "Now just get us married." "If not krishna, you can at least play with her kids." "What are you doing?" "Don't annoy me." "Hey!" "Is it hurting a lot?" "So sorry." "Scum!" "You deserve t0 be in the gutters." "Your father had eloped with the priest's daughter." "If I hadn't raised you.." "You'd still be a dog in the bylanes of aligarh." "And you?" "If not for me.." "You'd still be licking mushtaq's feet." "I've raised you like my own son, rogue!" "Like your own son?" "You couldn't even get me married." "You couldn't raise enough money for the wedding." "The wedding party had to turn back." "Nobody wanted a lowly flirt for a son-in-law." "They figured both of you out quite early." "Both who?" "You.." "And?" "And your mother." "I warn you khalu." "Don't drag my mother into this." "I'm dragging nobody." "The whole world says it." "Says what?" "The flirtatious son of a promiscuous mother." "Where's vidya?" "Who?" "My beloved husband." "Vidyadhar verma." "Krishna!" "You immersed his ashes in the Ganges yourself." "I've told you before that he's dead." "You're delusional that he's alive." "Call him." "Come on." "Have you gone mad'?" "You're free to go now." "You can catch the evening train to bhopal." "Where's kakkar?" "It's about 2.5 million." "Perhaps not enough for you." "But enough to repay your debt." "Please count it." "We used to count it." "Everyday before it was stolen." "That's all we did day and night." "I could've run away with the money." "You would've never found me." "But I don't want the money." "You want more money." "She's turned out to be the mother of all." "Still wanna marry her?" "And have your kids play in my lap?" "The sooner you leave this place.." " The better." " Better!" "Before we leave.." "May we know your reason for doing this?" "Love has no reasons." "This bag is torn." "Is there another one?" "Can I take that one?" "Where's kakkar?" "Where is he?" "Where the hell is he?" "Must be in the house somewhere." "Let's go look." "You go, khalu." "You're making a big mistake." "Kakkar is a dangerous man." "His steel business is a cover.." "To smuggle arms from Nepal." "Really?" "Kakkar is verma's right hand man." "'Ls'?" "You mean verma is alive'?" "Yes." "And they tried to kill me." "And they failed'?" "Awesome!" "There's very little time left." "Leave with the money or you'll get killed with me." "Verma will be here soon." "And why have you called him here?" "Last night, as you slept.." "I sat watching you all night." "You're the first woman I've loved." "And you, wretched!" "You were playing games with me?" "Babban!" "Don't know where she has hidden him." "I can't find him." "Babban!" "I knew her husband rather well." "He was a big time crook." "He'd try to extort money from me too." "But sir.." "Even he never asked for so much." "I mean, I've money." "But I can't just snap my fingers.." "And get 40 million." "40 million?" "Didn't we fix 20 million?" "I've offered 25 myself, sir." "Verma was your business partner?" "Business?" "What business, sir?" "Arms smuggling from Nepal?" "Sir.." "I don't know what relationship you all share." "I've nothing more to say in my defense." "Sir.." "Just tell me what you want me to do." "How long to arrange 25 million?" " Hello." " Mamta?" "But I.." "Sister's hands were busy, so I.." " Put it on speaker." " Ok." "No, no, mamta." "Don't.." "Yes, kukku?" "I need some cash urgently." "Why?" "You've been kidnapped?" "No, no!" "Income tax." "Understand!" "Listen carefully." "Take 15 million from the fridge." "And 'l0 from the microwave." "Get to the factory quickly with the money." "Men from the income tax department will come in an hour." "Kuku, you're.." "Oh!" "Don't worry about me." "I'll be home by evening." "Let's go." "And kakkar?" "I've locked him in the temple." "They'll find him." "Khalu.." "She knows everything about us." "She might tell the cops." "What do we do?" "What else?" "Kill her." " Khalu, you kill her.." " Why?" "What why?" "Kill her!" "But why don't you kill her?" "Why don't you?" "Because I've fallen in love with this wretched.." "This is great." "When you do it, it's love." "When I do it, it's sex." "Nandu!" "At least count it." "No, it's fine." "You're just like family." "It'll be fine." "Mr. verma." "I'm no longer verma." "I'm kulshreshtha." "Shyam prasad kulshreshtha." "I swear to god, Mr. verma.." "Er.." "I mean Mr. kulshreshtha." "If we'd any idea we'd not get involved." "If it wasn't for mushtaq's sword hanging over us.." "We would've left long ago." " Right, babban?" " Yes." "All right.." "I'll go meet her myself." " So we'll take your leave?" " Why?" "Don't wanna see her one last time?" "Let's go." "Come.." "Where are you taking us?" "Huh?" "Have we reached?" "What's going on?" "Yes, yes.." "Please.." "Where are you taking us?" " Come out." " Lo0k.." "Where have you brought us?" "Hey!" "Not another word from you!" "Babban, you're here, right?" "I'm right here." "I'm scared." "It's time we start praying." "Hey!" "How far is it?" "You want to kill us by making us walk?" "Sorry for raising my hand on you." "No.." "No.." "I apologize too." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Stop pushing!" "You wanted to know.." "What I'd do in the army." "Check this out" "Chinese pistol." "Verma sent you to kill us?" "I was to dump your bodies in this river." "It was my first solo job." "You always knew that verma is alive'?" "No." "I saw him when I went to the forest to meet my father." "I thought I'd seen a ghost." "Then later, people told me the whole story." "What did they tell you?" "When they got married.." "Verma had promised krishna.." "That he'll leave his criminal ways." "Forever.." "But he didn't." "He loved her for sure.." "But not more than his weapons." "Her stubbornness began getting in his way." "He wanted to be free.." "Fr0m the police and krishna." "And for his rebirth, verma orchestrated his own death." "Verma did a lot for our caste.." "But for what he did to krishna.." "I can never forgive him." "That's why I'm letting you go." "No conflict is deeper than the one between husband and wife." "It's by god's grace that she survived." "What will god do now?" "She's alone against verma and his goons." "You've her all tied up." "She can't even escape." "Let it be." "What can I do?" "Kukku, kukku!" "Kukku!" "Where are you?" "Kukku!" "Kukku!" "Kukku!" "And I slapped her twice!" "You're a woman, behave like one.." "Else go sit on your father's head." "We've to put them in their place." "Hey you, stop!" "You dare attack cops?" "I.- was happy to hear that.." "That night.." "You survived." "How did you find out'?" "Moustache?" "You look like a chick." "How did you find out'?" "You stubborn girl." "You never understo0d.." "The army depended on me, no?" "I couldn't have run away like a coward." "For your sake.." "And you?" "Surrender, surrender." "Not 'surrender', 'cylinder'." "That night the gas cylinder was empty." "The cops insisted that I'm mistaken." "But when I searched the corpse.." "Your corpse." "Then I was certain." "Ask me how." "You hated me so much?" "I hated you?" "So you think whatever i did that night.." "Was because I hated you?" "I couldn't live with you or without you." "You could've taken me along." "As if you would've come happily?" "You could've abducted me.." "Abducted you?" "You're my wife, after all!" "You should've come along on your own." "Come on now, let's g0.." "We'll go, we'll go together." "My emperor and his queen.." "Will be buried in this mausoleum together." "No, krishna -no!" "No krishna no!" "Come in." "There is shooting in the village." "Situation is out of contorl." "Mr. kakkar, there are gas cylinders in the house." "She wants to blow the house up." "Reach quickly." "Over." "Don't just stand there!" "Krishan!" "Listen.." "Krishna!" "Krishna!" "You're scaring me." "Put it on speaker." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Yes, my love." "I've been trying t0 phone for past two days." "Where are you?" "What are you up to?" "Thinking of you, what else?" "Shut up, liar!" "And your sinners?" "Are they fine?" "They've ditched me again." "Oh god!" "You're a kid at heart." "Want to play police-thief?" "Next time, show no mercy whatsoever." "Let me find them first!" "Let me find them first!"

"How much further till we get to the temple?" "Not too far." "Sure you don't want a ride?" "No, I'm enjoying the walk." "You don't have to come with me, you know?" "After all, it's a family thing." "I think it's wonderful, honoring your brother like this." "It's something I do every year at this time." "You two must have been very close." "We were." "Maybe I will take that ride." "I always wanted to have a brother." "That must have made your sister happy." "I mean, in addition to Lila." "By this flame, I call on the three fates." "The Maiden." "The Mother." "And the Crone." "Comfort my brother, Lyceus..." "Whose life you cut short this day, eleven years ago." "In his memory, I ask it." "I wish I could have known your younger brother." "If I hadn't insisted that we rally against Cortese you might have." "Xena..." "It's not your fault." "He chose to stand for something he believed in." "Yeah, me." "Gabrielle, you don't know what it's like to take a life." "Let alone cause the death of someone you love." "The gods grant you never do." "I know you." "You're Xena." "Xena, behind you." "He's just a boy." "Xena." "You know us?" "Everyone knows the three faces of fate." "But few glimpse them." "And fewer still incur our debt." "You saved our temple." "Name your reward." "If it's our to bestow, it's yours." "Reward?" "For what?" "For killing a boy barely out of his childhood?" "I don't want a reward." "I want that boy's life back." "By the gods, I wish I'd never followed the sword in the first place." "So be it." "All is restored." "You mean you can bring him back?" "All is restored until the first time you draw blood in anger." "What are you saying?" "Spill so much as a drop of blood in rage and everything changes back." "But I'm a warrior." "How can I obey that?" "As a warrior, you can't." "Gabrielle." "Xena!" "Hey, where are you?" "Lyceus?" "Lyceus?" "Lyceus!" "Sister." "In the time of ancient gods..., warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero." "She was Xena." "A mighty princess forged in the heat of battle." "The power." "The passion." "The danger." "Her courage will change the world." "XENA" " WARRIOR PRINCESS" "What are you grinning at?" "Ok, what is it, what's wrong?" "Wrong?" "Well, you keep staring at me." "Is my face dirty or something?" "No, it's perfect." "You sure you're all right?" "I'm not sure about anything anymore." "You seem sort of..." "I don't know, funny." "Look who's talking..." "The guy who still wears his virillus token." "Hey, come on." "Lots of guys still wear their tokens." "Besides, it's good luck." "It saved my life, remember?" "How could I forget?" "Yeah, well, I never will." "If that arrow had a' hit me instead of my token I'd be a memory." "Instead, you're a grown man." "Look, I can handle things at the inn." "Why don't you go home?" "Maybe lie down..." "Relax." "Go home." "I have." "11." "12." "13." "14." "15." "16." "17." "18." "19." "20." "Enough." "Anymore and the slave'd pass out." "And they make much better examples to the rest when they're writhing in pain." "Don't you agree?" "Absolutely." "Though I admit my amazons rarely give me the pleasure of hearing them scream." "Still, given time, I'll break them." "Soon, the whole world will feel our boots on their necks." "Or our whips on their backs..." "If they resist us." "Resist?" "By the gods, I'd like to see any fool who tries." "Hello, Xena." "Good morning." "Hi." "Good morning." "One move and I break it." "Ok, I'm a statue." "Bad day at the inn?" "Maphias?" "Of course, who else?" "Unless you've got another suitor on the side." "Suitor?" "No..." "No." "I mean, of course I don't..." "I hope." "Well, good." "Then let me show you a few moves of my own." "Something wrong?" "What could be wrong?" "You're not gonna try and postpone the wedding again, are you?" "Why would I want to do that?" "You tell me." "First it was Cortese's attack." "Then the town's reconstruction." "I'm warning you, Xena." "You keep putting me off like this, and I'm liable to give up in ten or fifteen years." "I'll keep that in mind." "Do." "After all, it was the last thing we promised her." "We ought to make good on it." "Promised who?" "Mother..." "Xena?" "Maphias said you were here." "I just, just had to see..." "I guess I'm having trouble accepting it, you know?" "I know." "It's been nearly ten years now and I still feel responsible." "You?" "It broke her heart losing everything to Cortese." "But what else could I do?" "You were there." "We had to run." "Lyceus, it is not your fault, believe me." "If it's anybody's fault, it's mine." "Sure, and what could you have done?" "Fought Cortese yourself?" "On second thought, that might have been something to see." "Listen, I'm just gonna wait outside." "Be there in a bit." "All right." "Mother." "I never meant for this to happen." "I just wanted that boy's life back." "And now I've got another chance at life too." "So, I'm gonna take it." "The hardest thing is losing you and Gabrielle." "But it makes it easier just knowing that in this life I never shamed you." "And Gabrielle never left her family and I never led Lyceus to die in battle." "And I know that's what you would have wanted." "It's like Xena, Warrior Princess, never existed." "But the world's a better place without her." "I don't know..." "Maybe it's just a brother thing, but she's not herself today." "Yeah, I sensed that myself." "You two have a fight or something?" "Trust me, if we'd had a fight, I'd have noticed." "No, it's something else." "Like what?" "Well, I'm not sure." "At first I thought it was cold feet." "You know..." "About the wedding." "Well, given the groom, can you blame her?" "Hey, whose side are you on?" "It's odd, though, when I mentioned our promise to your mother it was almost like she was hearing it for the first time." "She's been that way all day." "Sort of foggy and dazed." "Maybe she's coming down with something." "Hey, look, if you're really worried, I could talk to her..." "See what's going on." "Would you?" "I mean, it's probably nothing, but..." "She's all the family I've got." "Not all." "Hey!" "Thanks." "Please!" "Hold on." "What do you think you're doing?" "We're here to place an order." "Two wagonloads of food and hay to be delivered by midday tomorrow." "That a problem?" "No." "But I'll need some dinars, as good faith." "You wanna see some good faith?" "Start praying..." "And if I spare you, that's as good as it gets." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I..." "I was just checking the price of this rug." "Are you all right?" "I guess I don't know my own strength." "Can you ever forgive me?" "Next time, watch what you're doing." "You might hurt someone." "Well, don't just stand there..." "Bring in the slaves to fetch dinner." "Quick thinking." "Thanks." "Guess you'll be doing quite a lot of that..." "Unless you're tired of the quiet life." "If so, you know the remedy." "I do." "But I'm through with fighting, and nothing's going to change that." "Watch it, slave girl." "Move!" "You clumsy fool!" "I'll teach you." "Don't touch her." "Out of my way, unless you wanna join her." "I won't let you beat her." "Won't let me?" "Wait!" "Stop!" "I can explain." "It's all a misunderstanding, right, darling?" "You see, we're getting married soon..." "Which means we're in the market for a house slave." "Isn't that so, sweetheart?" "And she's right, this girl should be perfect." "But if I've told her once, I've told her a thousand times..." "Ask before you examine the goods." "Isn't that true, my love?" "Yes, that's true." "So, how much?" "Forget it." "Mezentius likes her too much to sell her at any price." "Mezentius?" "Ready to go." "Right." "Load everyone into the wagons." "Come on, you worthless slave." "Come on." "Move!" "Gabr..." "Let go, they're taking her away!" "What do you think you're doing?" "Saving your neck!" "What's gotten into you today?" "Lyceus is worried, and so am I. That's why I'm here." "Lyceus sent you?" "Good thing he did too." "What were you doing interfering like that?" "I wasn't interfering!" "I was trying to save a fr..." "To save a girl from being beaten." "She was a slave." "The way you were acting, you'd think slavery was a crime." "It is." "Don't give me that argument again." "It's very generous and noble but when are gonna learn that you've gotta go along to get along?" "That's how the world works." "And you can't change the world, Xena..." "No matter what you think." "He's wrong, you know?" "One drop of blood and the world changes back to what it was." "No." "No." "This world might not be perfect but my world wasn't perfect either." "And I won't take my brother's life, not again." "And your friend." "What about her life?" "I can change that." "All I have to do is free her, and Gabrielle will be fine." "You sound very sure." "But as you said, things are different here." "People too." "This is Gabrielle we're talking about." "How different can she be?" "It won't work." "They've gotta know we're coming, or they won't be scared." "Give me that bread." "If the village knows we're coming, they'll mount a defense." "Yeah?" "That's why we want to surprise them." "Where's the fun in that?" "Let them put up a defense." "My men need the exercise." "I wanna minimize casualties." "Since when do you care about villagers?" "Since they became potential slaves." "Fewer casualties, higher profits." "Yeah, well, higher profits would be good." "Especially when you're dividing them by three." "Right, sweet thing?" "Yeah, I know." "Three's a lot." "But by combining your muscle..., ...my strategies and Caputius' deadly arts..., ...we'll more than triple our take." "The three of us will be a regular force of nature." "Not so fast, sweet thing." "More wine." "Yes, sir." "Our first move is the most important." "What's the word from Amphipolis?" "Ripe for the picking..." "Like some other things around here." "Hey, sweet thing." "A guy by the name of Lyceus could give us trouble, though." "According to my spies he and his sister stood up to Cortese a few years back." "Before they were forced into the hills." "If they thought Cortese was bad..., ...what'll they think of us?" "Crazy!" "Your sister has totally lost her mind!" "Taking on a slave boss..." "And not just any slave boss, but one who works for Mezentius." "To tell you the truth, I'm relieved." "Relieved?" "She could have been hurt, or worse." "Xena..." "Oh, that's right." "You two practice fighting and swordplay while these guys are professionals." "They hurt people for a living." "We may not get paid to fight but I'd put us up against the best they've got." "Well then you'd lose." "And..." "And for what?" "To stop someone you don't even know from being legally punished?" "To stop someone, anyone, from being abused, legal or not." "Gods deliver me." "You're as bad as she is." "What's so bad about wanting to help someone?" "Well, nothing, as long as you don't get hurt in the process." "So, Xena didn't get hurt." "Not yet." "Sorry, we're closed." "You'll have to come back tomorrow." "Oh, it's you, Xena." "Forget something?" "No, no, I..." "I just wanted to get some..." "One of those." "I'll get you a fresh one." "So I guess you'll be taking those supplies out to Mezentius tomorrow, huh?" "It's like dealing with Ares himself." "But a man's gotta make a living, right?" "Right." "So, your men will be leaving early?" "Gone by first light, back by dark." "Why?" "Are you looking for a job?" "No." "No, just dinner." "There you go." "Is that all you need?" "It'll be fine." "Thanks." "Put it on the tab." "You should've seen him, Lyceus." "Petty son-of-a-blood-sucking bacchae." "That's what all slavers are." "You act like it's news." "Why do I think I wanted to stop Cortese?" "Not just to get the town back." "Men like that can't go unchallenged." "Look what happened to the amazons." "The amazons?" "Yeah, I guess they're a good example..." "Aren't they?" "Sure." "No one challenged the warlord who started things with them and the centaurs." "And now where are they?" "Dead, mostly or enslaved by the same scum who tricked them." "What was his name?" "Cretan." "No, Crouton." "Krykus." "Yeah, right, another charmer." "Seems like everywhere you look these days, things are going from bad to worse." "And no one's doing a thing to stop it..." "Except you." "Me?" "Why, going up against a slave boss like you did..." "Guess all that sparring finally paid off, huh?" "Next thing you know, you'll be taking on Mezentius himself." "Don't think I wouldn't love it." "No, there's gotta be another way to go." "It's not your fault the world's the way it is." "And with Mezentirus lording it safely in his castle what can you do?" "You're drunk!" "So?" "You shouldn't be allowed on the road!" "Move on!" "That's it, move." "Don't worry, it's me." "I was at the market yesterday, remember?" "Yeah, I remember." "You tried to buy me." "What do you want?" "To get you out of here." "As soon as it's clear, we make our move." "But stick close." "Timing is everything." "You're crazy." "The only move I'm making is back to work." "No, wait." "Why?" "Do you even know what they do to runaway slaves?" "You ever seen it?" "Oh, Gabrielle, I'm so sorry..." "How do you know my name?" "Who are you?" "My name is Xena." "I just want to help you." "Right." "Gabrielle..." "My brother, Lyceus, and I, we can hide you until it's safe." "Lyceus?" "The same Lyceus who stood against Cortese?" "Before he ran for the hills, I mean." "How do you know about that?" "I heard 'em talking." "Mezentius and Krykus." "They think I'm like an animal." "But I hear and I remember." "Mezentius and Krykus?" "Yes." "They're sworn enemies." "So is Caputius." "He's gonna join 'em too, come tomorrow." "All three of them together..." "Gabrielle, we must tell my brother what you know." "If those three warlords combine, no one is safe." "I'm not going anywhere." "So you're just gonna let these three kill and destroy and do nothing about it." "I don't buy that." "Not from you." "You don't even know me." "Maybe you don't know yourself." "What do you mean, she's gone?" "Gone, as in not here." "Since when?" "I don't know, since before I got up, though." "I thought maybe the two of you..." "You know?" "No." "I haven't seen her since yesterday." "Oh, well, maybe she went for a walk or a ride." "Oh, yeah, maybe." "You don't think she's in some sort of trouble?" "Let's hope not." "You!" "What are you doing with this mead?" "I'm taking it to the fire to mull." "I take my mead full strength." "Bring me a cup!" "Yes, sir." "Bar's closed." "Put out the fire!" "Here you go." "Give me the broom!" "Get on the plank." "What?" "Get ready to fly, Gabrielle." "What are you doing?" "Bye, boys." "I hate long flights." "Welcome to freedom, Gabrielle." "My mother was about your size, so this ought to fit." "It's beautiful." "So was she." "Guess I'll leave you to change." "Why are you doing this?" "I know what you said about wanting to help me..." "But if there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't trust anyone." "Now what about you?" "Guess, you need another slave, huh?" "No." "You're right, though." "There is a reason I'm doing this." "You remind me of my best friend." "I do?" "When I look at you, I see the purest, the kindest person I've ever known." "Someone who's full of wonder and stories, and would never give up on anything or anyone." "Then you better look again." "It's not me." "Lyceus, relax." "I'm sure he's fine." "I don't like it." "Maphias should have been back by now." "Maybe he's having trouble convincing the others." "Well, I have to admit, the thought of three warlords banding together does sound pretty unbelievable." "I'm sure that's what they're counting on..." "The element of surprise." "Yeah?" "Well, they're the ones who are gonna be surprised when we counter their attack with one of our own." "What I've thought, was Maphias and I will lead the attack through here while you and the others arm yourselves and do what you can here and here." "What do you think?" "Lyceus, I can't." "Sure you can." "Don't underestimate yourself." "You're nearly as strong as I am, and better with a sword." "The fact is, if I didn't need you to organize the others..., ...I'd have you riding with me." "No, I mean I..." "Excuse me." "Xena?" "Am I interrupting?" "No." "Not at all." "Please, come in." "Won't you have a seat?" "Thank you." "It's too good to be true." "I know what you mean." "It's all right, you're safe here." "It's just Maphias." "Did you bring the others?" "It's all right, they just want the slave." "I made a deal." "We give her back, they leave us alone..." "No problems." "Leave her alone!" "Take 'em all!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "We have a deal." "Deal's changed." "Why, you lying piece..." "Come on!" "Xena!" "Here, catch!" "What's wrong with you?" "Lyceus..." "Try cutting against the grain." "I'm surprised you care, one way or the other seeing how you sold us out." "Aren't you confusing me with Maphias?" "At least Maphias thought he was protecting us." "You just gave up." "We could've taken those guys, but you didn't even try." "Why not?" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." "Well, try me!" "Cause right now I don't know what to believe." "I thought we felt the same way about these monsters." "We do." "Then why didn't you fight?" "I saw you, Xena, you wanted to." "Why didn't you pick up the sword?" "Because I..." "Because I was afraid." "We're all afraid to die, Xena." "But for me, some things are worth fighting for." "You, our friends, Gabrielle." "These men have gotta be stopped." "I know, and given time..." "Given time, they'll be unstoppable." "Look, maybe it's a lost cause." "But I'd rather die fighting these bastards then live with myself if I don't." "Gabrielle?" "If it wasn't for me, none of this would have happened." "You're right." "If it wasn't for you I would never have known how it felt to be free again." "I don't know whether to thank you or to hate you." "Hate me?" "At least, before, I'd forgotten what a real life was." "You showed me all of that." "You gave me hope." "You made me think that maybe it wasn't too late for me." "But now..." "I'm sorry." "I reminded you of your friend?" "No, you are my friend." "All right, you three..." "Look alive so as I can tell you from the others." "Which one does Caputius want?" "The boy." "Think you can help me with the..." "Maphias." "I made a big mistake last night." "But I figure..." "Better late than never, right?" "Right." "Hey!" "You gonna keep us hanging around here all day?" "I guess this means we're postponing the wedding again?" "Let's get out of one fix before we jump into another." "It's about time you showed up." "Well, it took me awhile to wake up, but I have." "Ok, here's how things stand." "All three warlords are meeting in the great hall." "So if we hurry, we can be gone and out of here before they even know we're missing." "Any questions?" "Yeah." "Where's Lyceus?" "All right, you men, stow it." "I'm about to make a toast..." "To the fiercest fighting force the world will ever see." "Thanks for the tribute." "Now, I'll earn it." "We'll see about that." "Get him!" "Welcome to the party!" "What are you waiting for?" "Kill them!" "Maphias!" "Catch!" "Where are your table manners?" "Get a sword!" "No." "Arm yourself!" "I can't." "Don't fight destiny." "Gabrielle!" "Here's your sweet thing." "Goodbye, Lyceus." "Xena, behind you!" "Get up!" "You've got a second chance." "Swear you won't waste it by killing." "I swear it." "Get outta here!" "He dropped something." "It'a virillus token." "What's this for?" "Just for being you." "Are you ok?" "You don't seem yourself." "No, you're wrong..." "I'm more myself than ever." "Xena!" "Aren't you gonna go back inside?" "Do you think the Fates have our lives planned out?" "If they do, I wish they'd tell us." "Me too." "Subtitles: @marlonrock1986 (^^V^^)"

"I felt like I had a lot of time." "I know." "It's good." "I'm good." "Yeah." "We're, um... we're just getting off the freeway." "Yeah?" "Did, Hugh pick you up at the office, or..." "Yeah, he was coming in from Oakland." "He was late, of course." "Then I took him..." "And then, he took me to some lawyer bar." "A lawyer bar?" "Yeah." "A lawyer bar, kind of." "Yeah." "I don't know." "Everybody there seemed like a lawyer." "I felt like I was the only person without a tie." "Well, maybe we should get you a tie for emergencies." "Yeah, wardrobe emergencies." "Yeah." "Anyhow, we tried to take the freeway and..." "Ke..." "Kevin?" "I can barely hear you." "Is that better?" "Not much." "Where are you?" "Are you there yet?" "Yeah, I..." "I'm just pulling up right now." "I just got here." "Um..." "Yeah." "I'm right here." "I..." "You know what?" "I need to parallel park and I'm not on my earpiece." "Okay." "Are you good?" "Yeah." "You know, we should talk about, you know..." "Maybe we can talk about, you know, that little problem before we get into the party." "Okay." "Is it something we should talk about now, or..." "Hello?" "Kevin?" "I lost you." "Oh." "Baby?" "You gotta be kidding me." "I think olive oil would be good." "A little more maybe?" " A drizzle." " A little more." " Is this turning you on?" " That is hot." "See how you're slipping?" "This is..." " It's..." "It's the bread, babe." " It's the two of you with the knives that..." "I have not had carbs for a week." "I've been on this..." "this "cleanse."" "How long have you been cleansing for?" "About 21 days." "I had my juice and my smoothie earlier today... and I do feel very, you know..." " Cleansed?" "Open?" " A little faint maybe?" "But I'm gonna eat," "I'm gonna drink and have a good time." "Hi." " Hey." " How are you guys?" "Nice to see you." " Bend down to my level, please." " I know." "So, I just had Kevin on the phone and this happened." "It cracked." "As I was talking to him." " You dropped it." " Our connection..." "No, I didn't drop it." "It just cracked as I was holding it." "Do you have insurance?" "I..." "I actually don't know if I do." "Do you have the Skype app I showed you?" "No, I think it's fine." "He just said he wanted to talk about something," "But on the news, you know, they're talking about the comet." " Yeah." " The Miller's Comet." "And they keep telling people that this can happen." "Yeah." "I don't think it's the comet." "If you have Skype, it uses the home Wi-Fi." "No." "The interference." "They're saying things break." "Hey, do you want some wine?" "Did Amir mention to you that... he's bringing Laurie... to dinner?" "He's bringing Laurie?" "Yeah." "The Laurie." "Um, no, I didn't know that." "I didn't know that." " Who's Laurie?" " Well, he is." " You know Laurie." " Oh, Mike." "Long black hair." "Kind of vixeny." "Wild and sexy." " Oh." " Kinda strange, very mysterious." " Very tight, tight, tight dresses." " Listen." "It's totally fine." "It's such an Amir thing to do." "I was going to keep this..." "This, my friends." "It's my own little rescue remedy concoction." " Right." " It's our own mix." " It's pretty s..." "It's very safe, I think." " Do you want a needle for that?" " Is it clean?" " You can drop it into some water." "Just take the edge off, in case you're worried." "I don't know." "I'm just..." "I'm offering." "It's echinacea, passion flower, a little valerian... and ketamine." " So it's all natural." " Ketamine?" "That doesn't sound natural at all." "That's a horse tranquilizer." " Yeah, but it's just a whisper of ketamine." " I did that once." "I just thought maybe a celebration..." "Are you offering this to me, because Laurie's coming here?" "Well, I'm just saying..." " Now it's a party." " Ketamine or cheese?" "It's right here if you change your mind." "Oh, this is nice." "Where'd you get this?" "Galaxy, that thrift store." " Oh, I love that place." " Me too." "I know." "Oh." "Hi." " Hi, baby." " What?" " Come on." "Come here." " All right." "My wife." " Hi." " Hey." " How are you?" " Hi." "I'm good." " Hi." " Hi." " Do you guys want wine?" " I do." "Cheese?" "Ketamine?" "You look so good in leather." "Jesus Christ." " Um..." " I want water or something." "Did you know that, um," " Laurie is coming?" " There you go." "No." " Laurie's coming?" " Yeah." "Look at the smile on your face." " It's not a smile." "It's not that smile." " Oh. my God." " Why is she coming tonight?" " Amir's bringing her." "Beats me, because Amir's a total jackass." "Oh." "You know what?" "Put a quarter into the swear jar." "So, who did he tell?" "Well, we got the..." "Yeah." "We got an e-mail about it." "Just his plus one." "Plus one and then I was, like, plus what?" "I need to know tonight?" "My editor needs to know how to book hotels and flights." "I gotta do it." "Let them know." "Gotta know tonight." "You know I-I..." "I can't..." "I-I just need to think about it... a little bit longer because..." "I just don't want to make the wrong choice." "What if you came for a shorter time?" "Like a month, not the full four months." "Just come for a month." "It's still a very long time... and I'm not saying no." "Babe, if you don't say yes, it becomes a no." "We're cold and hungry." "Hello?" " Hello." " Hi." " Amir, you look great." " Thank you." " Hi." " You remember Laurie?" "Amir told me I wouldn't be..." " overdressed, now I'm feeling..." " No." "No, no." "We're underdressed." " Hi." " Hi." " How are you?" " I'm good." " Beth, do you remember Laurie?" " Yes." " Nice to see you." " You guys already said hello and..." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "You guys want red wine?" "Yes." "I would love red wine." " Lee?" " I've been cooking." "I've been cooking." " How have you been?" " I've been good." "I've been really good." " You?" " I've been great." "Yeah." "Life is looking very different from how it was a while back." " In a good way, so..." " Well, cool." "That's good to hear." " I would hope so." "There you go." " Thank you." "Not A, C, E." ""Horace, listen." "I'll be down at the pyramid." "Come on down and join." "We gotta talk about some deity stuff."" "Does everyone else still not have service?" "My phone is completely broken." "I'm living in the moment, but..." " Nothing." " I got zero." "That's weird." "Maybe the tower's down." "The tower's down?" "I'm telling you guys..." " It's not down." " That would be a big news story." "Comet." "Comet." " Miller's Comet." " Yes." "Thank you." "I read something this morning about a comet in the 1930s." "It was in Finland." " Knocked out all of the..." " I actually... the cell towers?" "Actually, it was in 1923." "And, yes, it was in Finland." " Um..." " Thank you, Wikipedia." "It was actually crazy, because it affected the people." "After it passed, they would get lost." "They would end up in the wrong home." "They would forget things." "They wouldn't really know where they were." "And I remember reading about this one woman... who called the police and said," ""The man in my house is not my husband."" "And then police came over... and they said, "This is your husband,"" "And she said, "No." "This is not my husband." " I killed my husband yesterday." " Awesome." "That's how I know it's not him."" "But they couldn't arrest her, because he was standing... right there in front in them." "Do they have any theories of why?" "Think how lucky she is." "She gets to kill him again." "Clearly she wants to kill this man." " It's just the Finnish." " The Finns." "The Finns or Finnish?" " You guys remember Halley's Comet?" " Yes." "I mean, it was such a big deal." "I remember at my school, we all had to, like, reenact Halley's Comet." "So, they assigned each of us something celestial to do." "My sister got to be Halley's Comet." "I was very jealous." "I've never met your sister." "Have you guys met her sister?" "There's a picture of her right over there on the mantel, but..." " She's only a fleeting comet." " she looks a little ridiculous." " That's your sister?" " But why did you put it..." "It's the door to nowhere." "In feng shui, a useless door, which this is obviously a useless door, you put a picture of someone... you have unresolved issues with... and it causes all of this weird energy flow." "I don't even like being over here." " It's freaky." " You shouldn't be over there then." " Every time you're..." " I'm sort of an empath." " Sort of an empath." " And I can feel it." "It's like a vortex." "When was the last time we were all together like this?" "I was thinking, right before Thanksgiving, most of us were there, but not everybody could be." "I don't think Laurie..." "Laura?" " Laurie." " Laurie." "Sorry." "We're gonna tell all these stories." "We do that when we get together." "So Laurie, what are you doing these days?" " Well, I'm..." " Keeping yourself busy?" "I'm keeping busy." "I'm actually working with some outreach programs in Silicon Valley." "We work with at-risk youth." "Oh, wow." "Didn't you..." "No, no, no." "Are you still teaching the yoga?" "The Spanish Yoga?" "The Spoga?" " No." "Not me." " Are you sure that..." "Oh, that must've been another girl... that Kevin dated that Amir is hooking up with." "Wow." "Let's give him a shovel." "What are you doing?" "What do you do for a living?" "I act." "Shut up, guys." "I didn't remember you were an actor." " So, you do mainly theater?" " Well, I did." "Since I moved down here to support my wife and her Skyping career." "Um, but, no, I was in a TV show for about four years." " Yeah?" "What was that?" " It was called Roswell." "Oh, my God." "I love Roswell." "When were you on Roswell?" "What episodes were you on?" "I was on all shows." "Produced." " What do you mean?" " I was a series regular on that show." "Yeah, he was, like, the main guy." "What character did you play?" " Joe." " Did you have different hair, or something?" "I had the same exact hair." "I'm sorry." "Maybe it's one of those things where you know... the character for so long, then you see someone in person." "It just doesn't compute." "I don't know." " He's sort of grown into his face." " You really have." "Check it out again." "I'm sure, you know, like the downward dog probably gets to your head." " I didn't do yoga." "That wasn't..." " Well, hey, listen." "Thanks for enjoying the show." "I think you are a really good actor... and I think you should continue doing it." " Thank you very much." " I think it would be well worth your time." "What are you up to these days?" "Last I remember, you were, like, taking the dance world by storm." "Um, I guess the last time I saw you... must've been when I was creating the dance show." "It was going really, really well for a while, but then, right before the, um... the premiere, they brought in Svetlana Aserrano... who is the best dancer in the world really, and they just offered me the understudy." "She should've been the whole thing." "She created it." "She should be..." " the prima ballerina of the San Francisco Ballet." " That's terrible." "You know, you hear these stories sometimes... about people being shut out of things they created... and I think it's horrible." "I'm sorry." "But I mean it's a good lesson that I had to learn, because..." "You know, because of my pride, I didn't want... to take the understudy and I took too long... to think about it and then I lost the understudy job." "And they gave that to Katherine Meriss and..." "And she sucks." " She sucks." " No, she's good, guys." "Anyways, the reason that she's really big now... is because she ended up going up." "Svetlana pulled out last minute... and Katherine ended up doing the show." " Katherine Meriss?" " Exactly." "As soon as you said that, I thought, "Katherine Meriss... that's pretty much the only person in dance I'd know."" "Right." "Well..." "So, she basically stole your... your whole thing?" "Katherine Meriss has your life, basically." " Career." " You have your life." "It's a shame that it happened." "She doesn't hold a candle to you." "Then, here's to the life that we do lead." " Yeah." " Well said." " Here's to the comet." " The comet." "And the comet." "Anybody have a happier story?" "Kevin, tell a crazy story, first one that comes in your head." "No." "All right." "Um..." "Sorry." "I was going out with Laurie." "We were drinking way too much at a bar." "I passed out and I started dreaming... this big black bear... was up on its hind legs sort of mauling me." "Slowly." "Tenderly." "Anyhow, we go to some party... in Santa Cruz and as we walked in, this huge dog comes running straight at me." "Jumps up on its hind legs and starts pawing me, exactly like the dream, and this guy yells," " "Bear, get down, Bear."" " What?" "Wow." "You have a gift." "The way you told that story, I thought... somebody was going to die." "You know Bear is the most common dog name." "Oh, that makes it a much less interesting story." "Thanks for that, Lee." "Most common bear name?" "Henry." " Look." " Oh, my God." " What?" " This is like your phone." "Oh, my God." "That happened to my phone tonight." "And I was just holding mine in my hand." " Exact same thing." " Shattered?" "Yeah." "This is what they were talking about on the news." "Yeah." "Yeah." "It must be the comet." " The chicken tastes like tuna." " All right." "It must be Miller's Comet." "So, nobody's phone works?" "I haven't checked mine, but I assume it doesn't." "Everyone else's is in the other room." " Do you guys have a landline?" " No." "We're wireless, baby." "All right." "I need to get ahold of my brother." " What about, um, your deal..." " The computer." " Good idea." " It's in the office." " Could I?" " Yeah, yeah." "Thanks." " What's wrong with your brother?" " Nothing." "He's fine." "He just, um..." "You know Brian." "He hangs out with all those, you know, theoretical physicists." " No Internet." " No?" " On the computer." " How is there no Internet?" " You run Skype." "You tell us." " I know." "What are they saying about the comet?" "Nothing..." "Nothing to get upset about." "He just said to give him a call, you know, if there was anything weird going on." "Like, why?" "What did he think it could do?" "Why didn't you tell me this?" "Because of your feng shui..." " and granola candles, and I didn't want to..." " Stop making fun of me." "I'm not making fun of you." "There's a massive celestial object, and I didn't want to freak you out." " Now you're freaking me out." " You guys realize..." "I was on a show called Roswell... and we tackled these issues every week." "That's true." " Oh, shit." " Oh, my God." " Honey." " Um, I'm on it." "Do we have candles?" "I'm so glad I'm not high." "I don't want to sit by the door to nowhere." "Mike, check the breakers." "I'm going to turn the lighter on then come to you." " You guys need help?" " No." "I have matches." " Candle power?" " I've got some over here." "I got blue glowsticks, red glowsticks and green glowsticks." "Guys, let's just light candles and..." "Oh." " Hey." " Everybody rave." " Are you going outside?" " Yeah." "What do you mean, you're going outside?" "I'm gonna see if the power's off in the whole neighborhood." "I decided this is where mine goes." "Well, this is a little strange, but the whole neighborhood is out... of power, except for a house about two blocks up, which is completely lit up." "It's kind of beautiful, actually." " The house?" " I want to go see." " Let's go check it out." " I've never seen it so dark outside before." " You can't leave me." "I'm gonna go." " Come on then." "Don't leave me by myself." " Where?" " You don't see it?" " It's right there." " Why are you so far ahead of everyone?" "Amir, dude, I can't see you." " Let Laurie go first." " Thanks a lot." " That's sweet." " Baby." "Don't go." " Come here." " See?" "Look." " Everything done." " Come here." "See that?" " Two blocks down." " Oh, they have light." " That one house has light." " They must have a..." " A generator, or something?" " Yeah, yeah." "What is that, two blocks away?" "Could solar power do that?" "But would their landline be working?" "Oh, wow." "Look at that." " Oh, wow." " It's magnificent." "Holy moly." "Well, I'm freezing." "Should we head over there, or should we..." " No." " Maybe we should head back inside." "That was awesome, right?" " I didn't even see this get knocked over." " No." "I didn't even know that glass was out here." "I never go down into the basement." "Guys, listen." "Seriously, what's up with that house?" " Why are they...?" " What?" "It could be a generator." "Really?" "I don't know." "Maybe they're just off-the-grid bastard..." "Well, apparently, we have a generator." "That would make sense if they were off the grid." "I'm actually thinking of..." "of going over there." "What?" " No, you're not going over there." " Honey, it's okay." " It's o..." " It's ridiculous." "It's not that far." "Look, look, look, look." "My brother, he says... he said that if... if anything strange were to happen... while the comet was passing over..." " that we should stay inside." " What?" "Just hold on, Amir." "That we should stay inside and that I should do my best to contact him." "And so that's all that I'm doing." "He said if anything strange should happen?" "I mean..." "I'm not the only one who thinks this is strange." " What is weird?" " Didn't he say to stay inside though?" "What's more important than the other?" "Yes, but this overrides that, and it's only two blocks away." "I'll be back in, like, five minutes." " Well, then you can't go by yourself." " I'm going with him." "There you go." "I'll take Amir." " I'm the least important person here." " This is true." "It's about time you started realizing that." " Just stay here." " Why are you going now?" "Well, bring your glowsticks so we can identify your bodies." " Good idea." " Thanks." "That helps a lot." " Don't listen to them." " That's great." "Five minutes, all right?" " Okay." "Five minutes." " All right." "Okay." "Beth, I-I couldn't find my shoes." "I'm borrowing yours." "I'm sorry." "That's so Amir." " Ten minutes we give them." " They will be fine." "We're just rattled because we're addicted to cell phones and Internet." "We are." "What did we do before cell phones?" "Em, you seem to be the comet expert here tonight." "What happened the last time?" "This one passed over a hundred years ago, but much farther." "But do we know that anything happened?" "Nothing happened then." "It was too far away." "So, is there any reason... we should be freaked out right now?" "Well, I mean, it is a lot closer this time." "What does that mean?" "Okay." "I read one more thing." " Oh, another story." " Just one more." "It's called the Tunguska Event... and, um, it was a comet... or a meteor or something like that... that entered the atmosphere over Siberia... and exploded over Earth." "So, it didn't actually have physical impact." "It didn't touch Earth." "It didn't leave a crater or anything, but the force of that explosion... flattened trees for hundreds of miles." "But it only killed about one to two people." "It's Siberia." "There were probably only two people there." "Yeah, but they don't necessarily..." " It wiped out the population of Siberia." " Basically." "Yeah." " Right." " Well, that doesn't make me feel better." "And when was this?" "It was, like, in 1908, 1903..." "Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God." "What is..." " What the fuck was that?" " I don't know." " Lock that front door." " Don't open the door." " I'm gonna get the bat." " Yeah." "Give me the bat." "Mike, is that door locked?" " I'll check it." " Babe, stay away from the door." " You need the stick?" " Thank you." "No, no, no." " I just want to see what the hell is out there." " Oh, my God." " Don't open it." " Oh, God." "Please, don't open that." " Is anybody there?" " Front door's locked." "There's nothing." "There's nothing out there." "Thought I was going to have a heart attack." "Everybody all right?" "Check the generator, please." "Please try the generator." " I'll check the generator." " Would the guys do that?" "No." "The guys would not do anything like that." "They're not stupid." "They wouldn't do that." " How long have they been gone?" " Like ten minutes." "Five minutes out, five minutes back." "They should be back by now." "So, they should be back by now." " Okay." "I think we should go get them." " No, no, no." "I want to go get my husband." "We need to do it together this time, guys." "That's fine with me." "I just want to go." " Don't go outside." " I'm not going anywhere." "I'm just..." "We should go get them." "We can all go together." "Okay, all right." "This is good." "Is that the grid or the generator?" "No, it's just us." "He must have gotten it going." "There's no other lights on?" "It's just us?" " It's pitch black out there." "At least it's on." " So it must be..." " Well done." " Thank you." " You did it." " Let there be light." "Okay." "Well, I think that we should..." "As a group, we should go find those guys." " I agree." " Let's do it as a group this time." "No." "That's ridiculous." "If you get lost in the woods, you're supposed... to stay where you are until someone can find you." "Fine." "That's great." "Let's just sit down and breathe." "For once, I actually agree with what you're saying." "You know what?" "You've been giving me shit all night." " I am agreeing with you." " Guys, guys, guys." "I don't like any of this." "Jesus!" "Stay." "Oh, my God." "Oh man, it's them." " What the hell happened?" " Are you okay?" " I'm fine, I'm fine." " Are you okay?" "What is this?" " What's the box?" " That was at the other house." "I thought I saw Hugh put it down." "Then he was running around the corner and..." " You just took it?" " I just followed him." " I didn't..." "I had it in my hand." " Why was he running?" " Hugh, what happened?" " I'm fine, I'm fine." " Did you put this down?" " Amir, why the fuck did you take that?" " I thought I saw you put it down." " I did not touch that thing." "I don't know what that is or why you grabbed it." " Guys, what happened?" " Okay." "We were at the other house." "Hugh went around the side." "I thought I heard a noise." "You made some kind of sound, and then you saw what?" "Something." "You won't tell me what you saw." "I don't understand what's going on." "What did you see?" " I don't..." " What did you see?" "That has nothing to do with anything... that we should be fucking concerned with." "What did you see?" " It's not a big deal." "I'll walk it back." " Okay, fine." "Wait." "Let me open it first." "No, Mike." "What are you doing?" " What is it?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "You don't want to talk about it and you don't want to open..." "Fine!" "Open the fucking box!" "Open the box." "What do I care?" "What is wrong?" "Calm down." "What happened?" "Holy shit, it worked." "I got it." "Open it away from your face." " It's not a bomb." " How do you know what the heck it is?" " Don't freak out." " Be careful." "Oh, my God, It's a ping-pong paddle." "It's a ping-pong paddle." " Well, what's that?" " What is going on?" " Oh, my God." " What is it?" "These are pictures of all of us." "These are..." " Somebody's marked us." " I want to try to figure this out." " This is insane." " And there are numbers on the back." " Hugh." " Baby, what did you see?" " Hugh what did you see?" " What did you see?" "Jesus Christ, man." "You can't stand there and not say anything!" "What did you see?" "Hugh!" "There are pictures of us in this box!" "Hugh!" "I went to the window, and I looked in the window." "And I saw a table... with wine glasses and candles... and dinner set for eight people." "I saw..." "Oh, my God." "Right." "Okay, fuck you, Hugh." " I saw..." " Bullshit." " Did you guys come and fuck with this door?" " Fuck you, Kevin." "Did you come to the side door?" "No." "You went to the side door at the other house." "They wouldn't answer the door, so I went..." "Bullshit." "You dipshits walked in a circle and knocked on this door." "I did not walk in a fucking circle!" "I went two blocks." "We went up to that house." "I knocked at the door." "Nobody answered, so I went and banged on the side door." " Did you see yourself, Hugh?" " No, I did not see myself." " No, because you weren't there." " I did not go in a circle!" "Fuck." "Just calm down." "I don't believe this." "This still doesn't explain the pictures." "What's on the back of them?" "Numbers." "They're all..." "We've got two, one, one." "That's five." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Where are you going?" " I'm gonna go back over there." " Whoa." " No, no, no." "Think about it." "I'm gonna go back over there." "I'm gonna ask to use their phone... and, hopefully, I can get in touch with my brother." "And if they're not there, I'll just leave a note." "Right?" "No." "No, no, no." "That makes sense." "Right?" "You should not go back." "It's fine." "It'll be fine." "It'll be fucking fine." "What's a note going to do?" "If these people have pictures of us, they might be crazy." "Shit!" "There's someone out there." "There's someone out there." " What?" " Oh, my God." "Oh, there's a big guy at the door." " Oh, my God." " At the door?" "What should we do?" "He's walking away." "He's walking away." "Please, please." "Baby, please be careful." "Oh, my God." " Baby." " Careful." " Shit." " What?" "What is it, babe?" ""Hey, there." "Don't mean to freak you guys out, but we just wanted to borrow your phone for five minutes tops." "Thanks."" "Two kinds." "Regular Band-Aid or cloth?" "Whatever." "Cloth." "Okay." "Here we go." "Sorry, sorry, sorry." "These are ones." "This is a two." "We are four, five, six." "Do you have any red markers?" "Okay." "Why are these three ones?" " This is a six." "Five." " Hugh and Lee." "Two." "Four." "And that's the same picture." "Oh, my God." "Somebody cut that in half." "Where are these from?" "Could this be like numerology?" "Like if you add up all the numbers... in your name and the birthday..." "Like life path numbers or something like that?" "If that's the case, then they're just crazy and it doesn't matter anyway." "So, what do all the ones have in common?" "Um, we have Lee..." "Date of birth?" " Oldest to youngest?" " There's no three?" " There's no three." " There's no three." "Is there someone..." "Is there someone that would want to be... doing this to us?" "Is there someone that is on someone's bad side?" "What?" "This was taken tonight." "What?" "How do you know that?" "I bought this sweater today, so that's from tonight." "Has anyone taken a picture of you tonight?" "Someone took a picture of you when you were looking at the box." "You were looking into the lens." "But then it was already in the box." "What is that?" "I can't tell what that is." "There's dots on the wall and there's a lampshade." "None of the others are from tonight." "Right?" "No." "This our picture." "This is from last fall." " This picture of Amir was taken over here." " How do you know that?" " He's standing in front of this drum." " Guys, hang on." "I can't figure out what this is." "It's taken from the door?" "So, from behind the curtain?" "It's taken from over there." "Wait." "When someone knocked on the door, were you there?" "You were gone." "But you're looking right at the camera." "So, it would be from that door, then." "Right?" "You don't remember..." "I mean, this is you, man." "This is you." "Guys, this isn't going to solve anything." "What're you doing?" "I need a drink." "I need something." "The..." "The pictures?" "All right." "Me too." "It looks like my handwriting, babe." "Look at this." "It looks like I wrote this." "Okay, relax." "You're starting to freak me out." "That's your handwriting." "What is going on?" "I feel like I'm losing my mind." "I can't stop thinking about the fact that you... brought up a story you shared with Laurie." "Of all the stories that you could've..." "All the experiences that we've shared, you brought up a story about her?" " I am so sorry." " In front of everyone." "It's a crazy story." "We don't have stories like that." "Oh, they're not crazy enough for you." "Baby, it's a good thing." "Oh, God." "I don't need crazy stories like that anymore." "All right." "Hey, um, fuck this." "Let's just..." "Let's go." "I'm gonna go over there and, theoretically, let's go see if our theoretical selves are there." "No, no, no." "I'm going." "I'm in." "There's some weird stuff happening here." "I think we should..." " I think we should evaluate..." " Please, can we..." " I just evaluated and I'm going." " Can we stay here?" " If there's another me, I want to see me." " No." "No way." " No, no." " Let's go." " Look." " I'm over this." "I'm getting sick of talking about it." "I'm getting sick of writing about it." " The same fucking paper, the pictures..." " Wait." "There's nobody trying to hurt us." "We go find out what the hell is going on." "What about you?" "You were the one who wanted to go." "That's when I thought they might have a phone." "Four glowsticks." "Can we please keep two guys here?" " Two guys staying here?" "Please?" " I'm staying, I'm staying." "Are you going?" "Amir, please." "Let's go." "So, what?" "We're splitting up again?" "No." "We're not splitting up." "We're just gonna go in two different groups." "Oh." "Okay." "Sticks, sticks, sticks." "Do we need a towel on it?" "I'm coming." "Wait." "Chill for a second." "I'm coming." " Why?" " Because I want to go." "I'm going with Kevin." " Give us 20 minutes." " All right." " And then what?" " Are we taking the bat?" "No." "We'll be fine." "You will be fine." "It's gonna be all right." "We'll find out what's going on." "No cars." "No people." "There's nothing." "Guys, look." "That's my house." "Mike." "This is my house." "Mike, this isn't right." "Mike, this is not your house." "Mike." " My house." " This is not your house, Mike." "Mike." "This is not your house." "What is he doing?" "Kevin." "I see..." "I see Lee." "Guys." "We have to go." "Let's get out of here now." "Mike, we need to get the hell out of here." "Someone's coming." "Someone's coming." "Go." "Just go." "That's just nuts." "So, you saw four figures, same as you?" "Except they had red glowsticks." "Who had red glowsticks?" "They had the red glowsticks." "We had the blue glowsticks." "That was the only difference." "So, they must've opened the red box when the lights went out." "And you didn't say anything to them?" "Would you?" "No, I wouldn't." "I think I would've thought I was going to die, or something." "Okay, okay." "So, that's it?" "Well, that and there's this weird zone... that's even darker than the rest of it all." "We went through that." "We went through that when we went down there." "We need to find out what's going on." " The Internet's down." "We don't have..." " We can't just sit here." "What else?" "Do you guys have any..." "Do you have books?" "Books on what?" "Books on comets?" "Comets, gravity, black holes..." "Yeah, I've got Shakespeare, some Henry Miller and some screenplays." "Dude, I'm a fucking actor." "Anything about quantum physics?" "Yeah, that's right up my alley." "Some actors read." "Your brother left a book at our house and..." "What?" "I put it in an envelope to mail, but I-I put it in your car." " And it's about?" " I don't know what it's about." " Comets?" " It's just one of his books." "It's always about stuff like that." "Yeah, I will..." "I will go get the book I don't know about." "Can somebody go with him?" "Could you bring the bat?" " Yeah." " Yes." "That's a good idea." "Please be careful, babe." "Okay." "Should we wake up Lee?" "How could she go to sleep in the middle of all this?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, babe." "Jesus." "Calm down, everybody." "Oh, baby." "I was gonna mail it back to him." "What is it?" ""Gravitation:" "An Introduction To Current Research."" "That's not gonna apply." "So, is his brother like a scientist, or something?" "He's just a really trippy guy." "He's really, really smart, a real egghead." "But it's hard to..." "It's like he thinks out loud." "He's a teacher at U.C.S.D. What do you got, Hugh?" "This is..." "These are Brian's notes from his lesson plan for his class." ""Decoherence and Schrödinger's Cat." He talked about this." "Do you guys know what Schrödinger's cat is?" "I'm allergic." "So, it's a, um..." "It's a thought experiment." "There's a..." "There's a cat in a box... that has, like, a 50/50 chance of living... because there's a vial of poison... that's also in the box." "So, regular physics would say that it's one or the other." "That the cat is either alive or dead." "But Brian would argue that quantum physics says... that both realities exist simultaneously." "It's only when you open the box that they collapse... into a single event." "Right?" "So, listen to this." "This is what he's written." ""There is another theory:" "that two states continue to exist... separate and decoherent from each other, each creating a new branch of reality... based on the two outcomes." "Quantum decoherence ensures that the different outcomes... have no interaction with each other."" " Hold on." " Well, that explains it." "So we're in the box." "We're the cat." "We're both alive and dead." "So, there are..." "There are two separate realities, and... presumably until the comet passes." " Until the comet passes?" " Okay." "Or decoherence is maintained and those two separate realities... will remain separate once the comet passes." "Everybody will be fine." "Decoherence keeps us separate." "Right." "Why are the other us contacting us then in this way?" "They didn't want to." "Who got the pictures?" "Who..." "The numbers?" "We started it when we went to find a house with lights." "Yeah, maybe they didn't mean the box for us." "The box isn't for us." "What if we've already interacted with ourselves?" "So, we're collapsing on ourselves right now." "Not if we stay separate from each other." "It's already too late." "We've already been there." "Do you remember that movie Sliding Doors?" "Where just a fraction of a second... there could be two realities?" "In one, she runs and tries to get on the subway and she can't." "She gets her hand stuck in the door." "In the other one, she gets through and there's two..." "If we're collapsing right now, I'm gonna collapse on them." "I'm not gonna wait for them to collapse on us." "Whoa, whoa, Mike." "I'll go over there and I'll just kill 'em." " What?" " Half-kidding." " Mike, let's just..." " I love my fucking life." "Let's be smart first before we do anything stupid, and let's stick with that we do know." "And what's smart?" "Just sitting here?" "Doing nothing?" "What we do know is that we took this box." "Right?" "So, our first act should be to return it." "Yes?" "Fuck that." "No." "We're not returning that box." "I don't trust that house." "That stays here." "Wait, wait, wait." "What's got you so freaked out?" " Stupid, stupid question." " You're right." "We're not at war with the house down the street." "They might literally be the same people as us." "Mike's saying come over here and let's kill us." "That's right." "If you do it first, you know who you're gonna fight?" "Mike." "You." "You're gonna run into you." "Who's gonna win that?" "Who did you see in the window when you went there?" " Did you see yourself?" " I did not see myself." " I told you who I saw." " Okay, okay." "But what if, in that over there, that house, what if I'm drinking?" "I mean, just think about that for a sec." "That's a fucked-up Michael." "Oh, God." "I'm not gonna wait for a fucking drunk Mike... to come over here and kill me." "And kill you and kill you and kill you." "I'm not waiting for that." "Wait, wait, wait a minute." "Who did you see when you were there?" "I saw Amir, I saw Hugh, and I saw Lee." "Okay." "Lee's not here right now." " She's taking a nap." " What do you mean, she's taking a nap?" "So, it's different, then." "Something's off." "It's not the same." "In this reality, Lee's napping." "Maybe in that reality, you're napping?" "So, that's why Mike didn't see her." "Right, and if Beth is napping in that reality... they don't have the book." " They don't." " Right." "The other house doesn't have the book." "And if they don't have the book, they're not having this conversation right now." "So, then if we get the book from the car... then we can avoid all this." "Take it?" "Take their book?" "It's a possibility." "Hugh, give me your keys." "No, no, no." "Wait, wait, wait." "We're not supposed to mess with any of this." "Why would we even risk this?" "He's talking about going over and fighting them." "But why make it worse?" "Because then I don't have to go over there and kill them." "Just give me the keys." "No." "I don't think that we should do anything." "And you are not taking my keys." "Where you going, Mike?" "How do we know it's exactly us?" "What if it's just externals?" "What if..." " The dark side of us." " Yeah." "It's us, you guys." "You mean, the not friendly versions?" "Well, if it's us, then this could be..." "Is it a good thing?" "It sounds like it would be a way to reach... higher consciousness, if we want to..." "Like an acceptance of ourselves?" "Well, yeah." "We always talk about meeting ourselves and finding ourselves, and here we have an opportunity... to actually physically find ourselves." "That's a lot of pressure." " Look who's joined us." " Hi, everybody." "How are you, honey?" "Okay." "Welcome back to your own dinner party." "Yeah." "How's my dinner party going?" "Super missed you." "It's going." "I have an idea." "I have an idea that will prevent them... from getting the book from the car." "What are you talking about, man?" "I'm gonna go to that house, and I'm gonna blackmail myself." "I'm gonna leave a note to keep Mike... from having them go to the car to get that book." "What do you mean, a blackmail note?" "Something I know that I don't want revealed." "What are you talking about?" "The thing with Beth." "The thing with Beth?" "I thought you and Hugh worked that out years ago." "This is the worst idea I've ever heard." "It's amazing, 'cause it would work on me." " Going over there..." " It's the same person." "We don't..." "You don't know that." "This will pass." "It's brilliant." " No." "It is not brilliant." " It's brilliant." "Dude, no." "I know this look in your eye." "Mike, no." "Why would he even say that?" "Divergence." "Otherwise, it's just the same people." "What's going on?" "And if it's the same people, then why not just leave each other alone?" "That's what I would want me to do." "That might be the best thing to do." "Right?" "You doing okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "I don't know if I'm woozy from the drops or if it's like..." "What drops?" "What drops?" " Um..." " Did you give her..." "Yeah, well." "She wanted to take..." "I just felt so weird before." " It's this stuff I brought, this rescue remedy." " What is it?" "It's got echinacea, golden seal, passion flower and a little ketamine." "I swear to God." " Ketamine?" " A little ketamine?" " It's not like you're going to go into this..." " Beth." " What?" " I'm so sorry if I'm wrong here... and I'm saying something incredibly inappropriate." "What?" "Did you put any of that in the food?" "Yes." "That would explain a lot." "Lee asked me for some." "Oh, come on, Amir." "Are you serious?" "I had to ask." "She asked to take some and I gave her some." "When we did the mushrooms years ago, we talked about it, and I put them in the spaghetti sauce." "That was a group decision." "I know we agreed, but I had to ask because..." "You think that I would just put drugs in your food?" "Oh, my God." "Okay." "I'll show you." "On top of all this, you think I'd drug you?" "I'll show you." "Let's just see how much is in there." "This is the vial I brought." "Yeah, and a quarter of it is gone." "But that's..." "She's had a couple of drops out of it." " That's it." " This is, like, high-grade pharmaceutical..." "It is watered down." "You can't." "You opened it up and watered it down?" "Okay, but if you took enough of it, isn't it true that you would have hallucinations?" "You would have to have a massive dose." "You would have to take the entire bottle." "Okay." "Fine." "But is it true?" "Yes." "Okay." "And is it also true... that one of the other effects can be paranoia?" "Yes, but you..." "Again, you would have to have all of it." "The whole bottle." "The whole bottle." "And it would never..." "Even if all of us took a bottle each, it would never create a mass hallucination." "I'm not a criminal." "It would be a nice conclusion right now." "Wouldn't this be great if we were hallucinating?" " Well, it's not the explanation." " Fine." "I believe you." "I asked for it." "This is the bottle." "She asked for it." "I gave her some." "Okay." "I-I did not drug your food." " I did not drug your food." " I..." " Get it?" " Lay off, okay?" "I swear to God." "Thanks." "Hey, where'd you get this?" "This is so cute." "Oh, I got it at, Galaxy." "That thrift store." "Oh, I love that place." " That's great." " They have such cute stuff." "I just..." "I need a drink." "Yeah." "Okay." "I just want to wake up and start again, you know?" "Blue." "It's not even cracked." "What are we gonna do?" "We have to get the fuck out of here." "Okay." " Okay." "Let's take..." " Take the book." " Take the book." " Do we take the box?" " Take the box." "This is what they..." " Take it." "Hey." "You okay?" "Where'd you go?" "I need a drink." "Hey." "What..." "Where'd you go?" "I went to the house, dude." " I told you." " What happened?" "I just dropped the letter off." "I saw the book." "I was gonna..." "I was gonna smash the window... and take the book." "I didn't do that, though." "I did not do that." "I just dropped off the letter, and, um... then I was gonna wait, to see their reaction." "But I fuckin' freaked out." " You've been gone, like, five minutes." " Like 45 minutes, dude." " No." "No." "You talked to me." " Bullshit." "You went in the kitchen." "You've been gone for five, maybe 10 tops." "You're fuckin' crazy." "Oh, Mike." "Mike, don't do that." " Oh, my God." " Mike, what was..." "Don't do this." "Mike, please?" "Why now?" "Why not now, honey?" "Why not now?" " Where are Hugh and..." " We were in the kitchen." "Where's..." " Where's Hugh?" " Where's Amir?" "More importantly, where's the box?" "Oh, my God." "They took the box." "Mike, where did they go?" "I have no clue where they went." "You gotta be kidding." "You were in here." "What happened?" "Where's the book?" "Where's the book?" "Why would they bring that to the other house?" "They said they wanted to take it back so they could make everything right." "They wanted to return it, so everything would be fine from the beginning, but..." "Why would they bring the book?" "It's the one thing that we wouldn't..." " They took everything we have." " Wait a minute." "We have to go get them." "Wait a minute." "They were the first ones to leave, right?" "And then they..." "They came back." "They said they saw something." "They've been acting weird ever since." "What are you implying?" "Oh, my God." " No, that's..." "Well, you guys left, too." " Think about it." "I mean, everyone..." "You left, too." "Amir came back and got so quiet, Come on." "And then..." "and he didn't..." " Amir was being totally weird." " I'll bring 'em back." " I'll see what's going on." " Baby, you're not..." " You're not going anywhere." " I'll be back." "I'm just gonna go bring them back... and find out what the hell's going on." " No." "You're not leaving." " Baby, relax." "What?" " No." " It's fine." "I'll be back." "I'm not gonna let you go." "It would be fucking crazy." "Okay." "So, what are we gonna do?" "I mean, they're out there, and I swear to God, I'm gonna have a heart attack." " We've gotta do something." " Let's have a drink." "We don't even know if that was them." "Would you quit saying that, please?" "No, but if it wasn't them, then Mike is right, and we can't trust the other house." " We can't trust ourselves." " That's right." " Jesus." " And our clues just left the house." "No." "Wait." "The clues are still here." "If they had the pictures, then..." "Mike, you took that picture of me and Kevin." "Right?" "Do you have it here?" "I-I can't take this anymore." "I can't take it." " Sweetheart..." " Can you at least go look for it?" "I'm gonna look for another bottle of wine." "This is so stupid." "Should I be keeping an eye on him?" "I feel like I don't want to hover, and..." "I don't know." "Just give it a minute, and then... go in and talk to him, I guess." "I don't know who Mike is anymore." "Not when he drinks." "Everything that's gone wrong with us started when he started drinking." "It's why we had to leave L.A." "It's why he doesn't have a career." "He's just..." "I don't know." "Not the man I married." "Hey." " Hey." " How you doing?" "How you holding up?" "All things considered, all right." "I totally don't believe you." "Yeah." "Well, am I being some..." "What's going on?" "I..." "Amir told me you were gonna go to Vietnam... and Em's not going with you?" "Yeah." "I..." "I gotta go for work for, I don't know..." "It's four months, I think, and, yeah, I want her to come along, but..." "She'd be crazy not to go with you." "Yeah." "That's what I think." "Yeah." "I don't..." "I don't know." "I mean, it's..." "I-I really don't want to interfere." "It doesn't seem like any of my business, but I think you've always been someone... who's extremely passionate about your life and what you're doing, and if you have a partner that seems to hesitate all the time," "with things of life, I don't know if that's gonna make you happy." "Oh." "She's..." "I mean, I love her, and..." "It's just who she is." " Sometimes she's a little..." " Tall?" " Crazy." " She's a little bit tall." "I mean, do you have to stand on your tiptoes to kiss her?" "I..." "Sometimes people just fit well." "Laurie..." "Like that Sharks game?" "Come on, you can't tell me we don't fit well." "I had to do yoga for a week afterwards to recover." "I do remember that." "I just think that maybe..." "Laurie." "I'm sorry." "I'm crossing all kinds of boundaries with you." "Yeah." "Baby?" "Hi." "You know, I think you're right... that everything happens for a reason." "Should I get the bat?" "For you or for me?" "Could be either." "What are we doing here?" "If I'm losing it over there, I'm losing it here." "It doesn't have to be like that." "Sure, it does." "It's the same thing." "No, it's not." "How do you figure?" "Because there's no way that anybody over there, or... or anywhere, loves you as much as I love you right here." "I fucked up." "Hi." "Hey." "How you doing?" "Fine." "Is..." "Is everything okay?" "Is there something going on?" "Beth just walked up to me and... she didn't really say much, but she said that she... saw you and Laurie talk in the hallway, and..." "Jesus Christ, Em." "I think we have... some more important things to worry about right now... than what Beth is saying." "Jesus Christ." "Are you kidding me?" "That would be the generator." " Hold on." " All right." "You know what to do." " We have thousands of matches at home." " Don't burn yourself." " Kevin, do you have matches?" " Yeah, I got some." "Here." " Hold it." " I don't know..." " You want to put this on the table?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "That was right out front." " Are you kidding?" " That sounds like one of our cars." "Like one of our cars getting broken into." "Look, I'm going out there." "I can't stand this." " I'm gonna go see what's going on." " Not without the rest of us." " Let's just all go." " Fine." "Then let's all go, but I'm going." " I'll get my coat." " I don't think we should." " Let's get a flashlight." " We'll be fine." " Here." "I got one here." " You guys lead, okay?" " You ready?" " Okay." "Here we go." " Stay close." "Stay close." " Here we go." " Where did it come from?" " I don't know." "That's it, right?" "Oh, my God." "Jesus." "Look." " Is there anything in there?" " I don't see anything." "Oh, my God." "Should we..." " Should we check our cars?" " That's crazy." "Yeah, why doesn't everybody check their own car." " See if we find anything else." " Let's look at our cars." " Okay." " All right." "After you." "Is everyone nearby?" "We shouldn't spread out too much." " Hey." " Everything okay?" "Yeah." "I just... put this ring on that you got me at the fair." "Remember?" "I know it's..." "I know it's cheesy, but I just wanted to have it on." "Cheeseball." " It was a good day." " It was a good day." "Are we okay?" " Yeah, babe." " After that whole Laurie thing?" "Yeah." "I don't know what the hell she's thinking, but yeah, we're good." "Come here." "Hey." "Is everything okay with Hugh's car?" " What do you mean?" " Well, did they take anything?" "You just checked on his car." "Did they take anything?" "Doesn't make any sense at all." "Do you think it's just someone trying to intimidate us?" "Intimidate?" "No." "I..." "It's..." "None of this..." "It doesn't..." "I mean, it's like they're looking for something, and..." " But there's nothing in there." " Exactly." "There's nothing in there." "So, why..." "They could see that there's nothing in there." " We could see that there's nothing in there." " I know." "Why break the window if there's nothing there?" " That doesn't make any sense." " None of this makes any sense." "Where were you?" "I went and got this ring." "Nice." "All right, hold on." "Let's-Let's..." "Let's just try and figure out... why we would break into a car..." "Hugh's car... knowing that the book wasn't there." "Well, we're assuming that the book is the motive." "What if the motive is completely different?" " Did you hear something?" " What the hell is that?" "It's outside." "No, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike." " Oh, shit!" "There's someone coming." " What?" "They're coming over here, guys." "Yeah." "It's Hugh." " Is it Hugh?" " Is it Hugh and Amir?" "Yeah, it's blue." "It's Hugh and Amir." "Cool." " They're coming to the door." " Are you sure?" " It looks like it." " Oh, baby." "Are you all okay?" "Hey, where have you been?" "What happened?" "Okay." "What have you been..." "Why did you take..." "What did you do?" " Can you please tell us what happened?" " We went to..." "We went to make a phone call, and then when... when we looked in the door, we saw..." "We saw this, basically." "I, I got startled." "I fell over." "I hit my head." "We went back to the house to..." "Wait." "You already came back here." "We already heard this story." "Why are you telling us this story again?" " You came back with the box." " Wait." "What?" "Because you came back, and after you hit your head..." "We gave him a Band-Aid and you gave us the..." "But not that Band-Aid." " What do you mean?" " Oh, my God." "I gave you a cloth Band-Aid." "Wait a minute." "Hugh..." "There was a Hugh and an Amir here?" "Yes." "And you left with the book." "You left with the pictures, and we didn't know where you went." "We were at a house where everybody had red glowsticks." " You had red glowsticks." " Do you understand?" "We..." "We have red glow..." "We took them from the other house." " Right." " Look." "Look." "Is that..." "Look." "That box of red glowsticks is unopened." "Guys, if they started here, they belong here." "They're in the right house." " Well, welcome back." " Welcome back." " Jeez, man, I'm sorry." " That's all right." "Sorry." "So, guys, what was the other Mike like?" "What was he doing?" "The other Mike is..." "He's worried about you." "So, it was you guys who left us the note." "No, I never got out with that note." "We ended up with two notes." "And so did we." "Well, where's..." "We have two notes." "One that was written here and one that was left on the door." "If you didn't, and if the other Hugh didn't, then who has been leaving the notes?" ""Quantum decoherence ensures that the different outcomes... have no interaction with one another."" "So, that one note has been written at least four times." "Well, how many Hugh and Amirs are walking around out there?" "Okay, before we do anything, we have to figure out how to mark our own house." "Just stay inside." "No, no." "She's right." "Staying inside isn't realistic." "We need some kind of marker." "We got to mark this house." "If every house is the same..." "If we put a marker in front of the house, there could be an infinite number of houses with that mark." "So, we have to do something random." "Something that can't be repeated." "Something unique." "Dice." "Do we have dice?" "We have dice?" " Um, Yahtzee." " Yeah, Yahtzee." "If we each roll a number for each of us, that's what?" "That's..." "Six times six times six times six times..." "That's hugely random." " The probability of that repeating is... tiny." " And then what?" "We..." "But so we have to have something visual." "I mean, should we write it down, put it in... put it outside?" "Put it in an envelope?" "We still won't know." "No, no, no, no." "We need something to mark it." "Yeah." "We put it in a box." " That's, that's..." " That's exactly what they've done." " They were ahead of us." " They were making a marker for their house." "They made a unique mark." "Only we took it." "If it seems like a good idea to us, it would seem like a good idea to them." " Do you have a box?" " Yeah." "Yeah, let me look." "So, we need photos." "This is so crazy." "It's par for the night." " There are a lot of pictures here." " You can't use that picture." "That's ridiculous." " I'm the attorney for Grizzly Adams." " Yeah, I know." "This is..." "I'm never hiring you." "How does this work as a box?" "I didn't even know we had it." "It was just under a pile of crap in the back." "If you can..." "That'll work." "So, tha..." "Tha..." "That's your box?" " It was here all the time." " Of course it was." "I'm not too happy about cutting these pictures." "And we only have pictures of you and I together, babe." "I actually..." "I actually have a photo of Kevin." " I know that's strange." "Um..." " What?" "No, I have my, um..." "My checking account number is written on the back of this old photo that I have, and it's just been in my wallet forever." "It's right here." "What?" "You know what?" "I-I'll just..." " I'll cut this picture that we have here." " Just use this one." "It's okay." "Just scratch off the number." "Cut." "Great." "I think we got one of everybody except me, so..." "I'm glad you guys all keep a lot of pictures of your friend, Amir." "Well, we'll take one of you." "Smile, dickhead." "Let me see." "It's not exactly the same." "It's not the same as the one from the other box." "They took a picture of me in the other house, but it's not exactly the same." "This is what we're talking about." "That's a moment where it can be... a different..." "a divergent moment." "That's what we're gonna do right now with these dice." "Wait." "Since we're the blue house, shouldn't we use a blue pen?" " Just to make it even more..." " That makes sense." "Yeah?" "The odds go up by three." "So, does everyone have a die?" " What's yours?" " Beth?" "All right." "Six." "Hugh?" "Three." "Mike?" "Four." "Six." "Two." "You guys know what a quick code is?" "You know when you... are going online, going into your bank account, and when you go to your password, it'll give you... a picture to choose?" "That's your quick code." "That's called an MFA." "It's a multi-factor authenticator." "We do 'em." "We put 'em in whenever we build our big sites." "It's an icon, right?" " Sort of a random..." " A random object." "Yeah." "So, what if each of these... has a random object in it to sort of serve as that quick code, right?" "Right." "Right." "So, we pick something to put in there." "You could put anything in there, right?" "A candle or a book or, um..." " The oven mitt." " Or a ping-pong paddle." "Or a ping-pong paddle." "Exactly." "Yeah." "Exactly." " Well, how's this?" "And this is random, right?" " A coaster?" "Is anything really random tonight?" "If you have to leave, when you check the box, open it up, you see that, you know you're off to a good start." "I feel better." "Okay." "So we've got the box." "Yeah, and it only took all night to figure it out." "We've marked the house." "If we stay together, keep our heads up, and nobody wanders off, we can get through this." " Thanks, coach." " Yeah." " You want something?" " Yeah, water." "Water would be great." "I'm gonna get a drink." "I wonder how different those numbers are from the first box?" "Let me check." "Where's my calculator?" "Let's see." "So, if there's eight of us... and it's six times six... times six." "Three different colored glowsticks times three... is 5,038,848 possible variables." "So, that's the variable." "Are you okay?" "Everything okay with the numbers?" "Yeah." "D-Do you remember what number was written on the back of your picture?" " Five. " " Yeah?" "I found a good spot out front, just as long as another Hugh and Amir don't come by." "Kevin, do you remember what number was written on the back of your picture?" " Six." " Yeah?" " Beth?" " Three." "Hugh, do you remember?" " I was a three." " You sure?" "Yeah." "What's going on in the kitchen?" " Pound cake." " Pound cake." "The girls are breaking out dessert... before the other house eats it." "Hey, Mike, I need to show you something." "The numbers that I remember... from the box that was brought here from the other house... are these numbers." "But these are the numbers that I found here... in this notepad." "And I just asked everyone if they can remember their number." "Beth and Lee are from this house originally, because they have never left." "But the rest of us..." "We are not from this house." "We are visitors." "Which means that this Lee is not your wife." "Are you with me?" "Well, there's more." "Because Hugh and Amir... are from a third house." "He just showed me his phone." "It's not cracked." "Remember that dark area that we walked through?" "I have a feeling that whoever walks through that... is like they end up in the middle of a roulette wheel, and they will just end up somewhere by chance." "And whoever walks through there... will not return to the house that they just left." "And I think that we need to find our way back to our house before the comet passes... because we... once it..." "once it passes, we might just be stuck exact... here." "Wherever we are." "I don't want to be stuck here." "If your theory is true..." "If we walk through the dark space, and it is a roulette wheel, there's no way we can be sure... that we would go back to our original house." "I think we just stay here." "I think we're stuck here." "I put it out near the gate." "Should be all right." "If we all stay here, we should be okay." "Don't open it." "Who is that?" "Oh." " What is it?" " Mike." "Oh, fuck me." "Oh, jeez." ""Mike, my friend, What is it?" "Beth plus book equals Trinidad Club." "Don't let it happen, whatever it takes, buddy."" "What is this?" "It's just this note." "It's..." "Mike had this..." "He had this crazy idea that maybe if he left this note out there, it could stop them getting the book." "It's nothing." "It was a stupid idea." "But our Mike didn't deliver it." "What is this?" "Just some crazy other Mike running around." "It's nothing." " You know what it is?" "What is this?" " We talked about it." "What is it?" "Really, it's nothing." " Just let it go, and..." " Then why can't you tell us?" "Beth?" "Mike, what is this?" "Oh, shit." "It's..." "Nothing." "If it's nothing, then why does my wife... have a fucking nosebleed?" " Oh." " Oh, honey." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." " Beth, what the hell is this?" " I told you." " I told you this was the worst." " What is the idea?" "12 years ago." "Mike and Beth." " You've gotta be kidding me." " He was gonna blackmail himself..." " What is this?" " so they would not get the book." "This is bad." "This is really bad." " Wait." "You never told Hugh?" " It was on my to-do list." "We have to just get through the night, okay?" "Let's just try." "He told you." "He said he told you about it." "Why didn't you tell me?" " Because you didn't say anything about it." " Who else knew about this?" "Who else knew about this?" " Lee, did you know about this?" " Yes." " Kevin, did you know?" " He told us." "He told you." "He..." " Everybody knew about this." " We thought you knew." "Everybody knew about this except me?" "Hugh, listen." "It's..." "It's not what it seems." "It's..." " We don't even belong here." " You are fucking too much, man." " You are fucking too much." " Listen." "We're visitors here." " This isn't our house." " What are you talking about?" "This is Lee and Beth's house." "You sleep with my wife, and this is what you're telling me?" "Check your phone." "Is your phone broken?" "What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" " Is your phone broken?" " What the fuck does that have to do with anything?" " Just do it." " Show us." "No." "My phone is not broken." "Now what does that have to do with you sleeping with my wife?" "From the beginning of the evening, your phone was broken." " No." "Em's phone is broken." " So is yours." "Your..." "The box." "The first box that we got, we had, like, a random item." "W-What w-was your random item?" "What the fuck does this have to do with anything?" "Answer him." " The stapler." " No, no, no." " What?" " We had an oven mitt." "And ours was a ping-pong paddle." " What?" " Mine was a napkin." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "Hugh, that is not my Lee." "That is not your Beth, and I am not your Mike." "You..." "You aren't mad at me." "W-We're in a different..." "a different reality here." "Yeah, we're in a different reality because the reality where I am from, my best friend didn't sleep with my wife." "Hugh, do you not understand what I'm saying?" "This all started tonight, and if there are a million different realities," "I have slept with your wife in every one of them." " You fucking..." " No, no, no." "Hugh!" "Hugh!" "Come on!" " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "Settle down." "I'm gonna get some ice." "I'm gonna get some ice." "Are you okay?" "Sit down." "You okay, baby?" " Here, let me give you a little of this." " Yeah, yeah." "Okay, I'm going to put something on it." "I'll put something on it." "You know, I've made some... some choices, that I'm stuck with." "Um..." "I'm stuck here." "I'm like the dead cat, right?" "This whole night we've been worrying... there's some dark version of us out there somewhere." "What if we're the dark version?" "What's that?" " All right." " Goddamn it!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "There's someone in the house." "Get the hell outta here!" " Oh." "No, no, no, no, no." " Jesus." "What's going on?" " Is he all right?" " Are you okay?" " Who the fuck was that?" " Mike?" "Mike?" "Does anybody know what to do?" " Mike?" " Is he breathing?" " Jesus Christ!" " Laurie, it's okay." " Calm down." " Laurie, Laurie, stop." "Laurie, Jesus." " Shh." " Kevin, shut her the fuck up." "It's okay, Laurie." "Just breathe." "You're all right." "You're all right." "Em." "Em." "Em, where are you going?" "Just calm down." "It's all right." " Get off me!" " Get a rag." "Get a towel." "Anything." " Here, here, here, here." " Get it off!" " Get it off!" "I can't fucking stand blood." " Okay." "It's off." "It'll be all right." "Just calm down." "Get the fuck away." "Get the fuck away." "You're scaring the shit out of everybody." "Who are you?" "Who are you fucking people?" "And you said..." "All you guys are crazy." "You were always fucking crazy." "She's bad news." "It's been years we haven't seen each other." "You know, Vietnamese is a pitch-based language." "D.H.R. Yeah." "It really is a pitch-based language." " Hi." " Hi." "Cheers." "And I don't think I'm working a lot." "I have to work a lot, but it's gonna be a nice balance." "What are you gonna do while he's working?" "What are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "Just hang out." " Investigate?" " Yeah, investigate." "Fundraise." "Get those Vietnamese to invest in..." " Fundraise in San Francisco." " Invest in the Vietnamese." " It's supposed to be gorgeous, though." " This time of year." "My cousin lived over there for about a year... and said it was just spectacular." " Have you been there before?" " No." "Not Vietnam." "Cambodia." "Cambodia was awesome." "Did you see Angkor Wat when you were in Cambodia?" " Yeah." " Good times." "Great." "Picture this." " Whoa." "What the hell was that?" " What was that?" " It was like a car window, or something." " It sounded like glass." "It sounded like a windshield." "That's mine." "That's mine." "Should we get the, the glowsticks to take outside?" "We're not going to a rave." "You want to go to a rave, party man?" "I don't see anybody." "You okay?" " Whose is that right there?" " Oh, for fuck's sake." "Seriously?" " Oh, shit." " Oh, baby." " I just got this." "I just got this." " I'm sorry." "There's no structural damage." " Did they take anything?" " They didn't take my fucking..." " They didn't take my stereo." " Come on." "Why don't we check the rest of our cars, and see what's going on." " Yeah." " Honey, where's our car?" " In the driveway." " All right." " Em, you good?" " Yeah." "I'm right up here." " Hey." " Hey." "What are you doing?" "We..." "Guys, she's in here." "We were looking for you." " Oh, I was just, um, by my car." " Oh." " You okay, babe?" " Yeah, I just..." "Yeah." " You got away from us." " I did." "I guess worse things could happen at a dinner party." "I went and got the..." "the ring." "No, I could stay here." "That's a good idea." "What were you doing out there?" "Em." "What were you doing out there?" "Um, the view is really beautiful of the comet out there." " Oh." " You came in that door?" " Yeah." " What's wrong with that door?" "That's the door to nowhere." "Don't you know?" "Okay." "Let's go take a look." "Let's check it out." "Everybody's sick of hearing about the feng shui." " God, it's freezing outside." " Come on." "You mentioned it." "Let's look at it." "How come we never use this patio?" "Well, we never have comets." "Oh, my God." "W-What's it doing?" "It's breaking up." " Is that what they do?" " Yeah, I guess so." "So, Em, is Katherine Meriss gonna understudy your life while you're gone for a month?" "Oh, no one can." "Ooh." " I like that." " Oh, come on." "I wish we could roast marshmallows on that meteor." "A long stick." "Yeah?" " Em?" "You okay?" " Yeah?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "The toilet just got backed up." "You can't use that one." "You gotta use the main one, okay?" "Okay." "I'll be right out." " Oh, my God." " Em." "Em." "Hey." "You're up." "I'll make some breakfast." "It'll be ready in, like, five minutes." "Oh, hi." "You feeling better?" " Yeah." " Okay." "I'm gonna get dressed." "I'll be back." "Morning." "You okay, babe?" "Are you okay?" "You totally passed out last night." "You were mumbling." "I put you on the couch." "Found that in the bathroom." "That's weird." "It's you calling me." "Hello?" "♪ When you sing ♪" "♪ When you sing ♪" "♪ The stars ♪" "♪ Fill up my eyes ♪" "♪ Galaxies pour down my cheeks ♪" "♪ Galaxies ♪" "♪ Galaxies, they flood the streets ♪" "♪ Galaxies ♪" "♪ When we dance ♪" "♪ When we dance ♪" "♪ Eels and sea grass ♪" "♪ Float on by ♪" "♪ I'm 10,000 leagues ♪" "♪ Beneath the sea ♪" "♪ 10,000 leagues ♪" "♪ 10,000 leagues ♪" "♪ Beneath the green ♪♪"

"Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Go Eun Chan." "Let's hug once." "I can't focus because of you." "Let me hug you just once." "Then I think I'll be fine." "Now I know, how you were as lost and wandering as I was" "How you hurt so much, it kept you from sleep" "Hold my hand" "I won't ever let you go again" "Oh!" "That's nothing, right?" "Thanks, let's go." "I must be crazy!" "How does it feel to go back to your ex-boyfriend?" "Nothing special?" "You don't feel anything?" "Aren't you having an art exhibition?" "You should just say you missed me." "It would have been better if you said that." "When are you coming?" "I won't tell you, I'll make you anxious." "I was worried about how you'd be after I left for Seoul." "Since you're able to joke so much, it seems you've been well." "Tell me the truth, when will you be here?" "You have something to tell me?" "No." "Then why are you sneaking glances at me?" "I did no such thing." "Who says you didn't?" "You sure did." "When did I ever sneak glances at you?" "Hey!" "Tell Go Eun Chan that I want him to go somewhere with me so he should get changed and come out." "Where to?" "Boss, where to?" "They all bully me." "Eun Chan hyung!" "What are we doing in a book store during working hours?" "This is totally Nazi*. (*does she mean taking things into one's own hands?" ")" "If you're buying books for yourself then just come on your own." "Why do you have to pull me along?" "You haven't spoken for an hour, what's going on?" "Am I a slave?" "There are still many chores for me back at the shop." "If you have something to tell me privately, that I can understand." "But that's not it." "You talk too much." "[The Secret of Success of the President of Dong In Foods.]" "This might be useful to us, let's buy one." "I don't think it's useful." "Oh yes!" "Your grandmother used to be the president, right?" "Grandma is the Chairman." "And this is?" "My father." "Father?" "No resemblance at all." "Boss, you're... worse than him." "But isn't your family background too excellent?" "If you're buying this many, why didn't you shop on the internet?" "You didn't drive because you said there'll be traffic jams." "You should at least buy me a drink to show some appreciation." "Isn't it true?" "The weather is so hot," "The books are heavy too." "These books are all available via the internet." "Are you angry?" "These books are all for you." "What?" "Mine?" "Didn't you want to be a barista?" "Then you should study." "Wow!" "I'm so touched by my boss." "Wow!" "Great!" "I'm just doing good to those I hate." "Why do you hate me?" "What did I do wrong?" "Ahjussi!" "Yes, it's me." "Yes." "I wrote a song, I want you to hear it." "Me?" "Yes, hang on." "Oh." "I've heard this song before." "Did you write it?" "Who is it?" "I won't tell you." "Is there someone with you?" "I'm out now." "Then it's not convenient for you to be on the phone." "Nothing like that at all." "Yes." "Who on earth is it?" "Han Seong ahjussi." "Don't mind him." "Other than now, I won't have free time for calls." "Who says you have no time?" "Time, you have a lot." "What a joke!" "Ahjussi, let me hear the song again." "Well, then I'll play you some more." "It's good." "You listen too." "I won't, take it away." "It's up to you." "Are you with Han Kyul now?" "Yes." "I see." "Then let's talk again later." "I'll call you later." "Yes." "Let's go." "Why make me wait under the hot sun?" "Those who are into the arts, aren't they all so great?" "How do they create something out of nothing?" "Whenever I see those artists, I feel that they're so mysterious." "Mysterious, my foot!" "The saying goes "you can't make the throat weave a spider web", not all who indulge in it can feed themselves." "How can you describe the arts using food?" "Your words are too..." "Quiet, keep quiet." "What's going on?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Push that way!" "Oh dear!" "It's gone." "All crushed!" "How can you leave that in your pocket?" "It'll be easily crushed like that." "What to do?" "It's all crushed." "Bend your arm a little." "Those behind you will feel uncomfortable." "Is that so?" "How can I...to a guy...?" "And Han Seong hyung..." "it's not jealousy..." "How can I...." "Why did he put Superman in his pocket?" "I'm the boss, you're the employee." "We should end it here." "Yes, you're a more likable employee than the others." "We should really end it here." "End." "End!" "I'm late." "Is the boss here or not?" "Here or not?" "He'd better not be here yet." "I'm here." "Is the boss here yet?" "That's...." "These folks are so interesting." "Take a look in your locker." "I'm told it's a souvenir for our one-month anniversary." "No souvenir?" "Chin Ha Rim." "Hwang Min Yeop." "Hong Gi Shik." "Why didn't I get one?" "Oh!" "He wants to give it to me personally later on." "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss, you're not giving me the toy souvenir?" "I gave you one earlier, right?" "But you should give me another one for the one-month anniversary, right?" "Is mine different from the rest?" "What's different?" "Why is it different?" "Like there's some special significance," "Or..." "Like precious or something," "Or could it be it's more expensive?" "Yours is the smallest, all right?" "Do your work." "He's clearly angry but why is my heart beating so fast?" "He should give it to us all at once, why must he do it separately and let me think otherwise?" "He's changing back and forth, I really can't read him at all." "Why?" "Hyung, is someone bullying you?" "Yes, there is such a person." "He makes my head giddy," "Then when I come to, he'd have run off without a word, a complete jerk!" "Then stop playing with such people." "Who on earth is it?" "What a shock!" "What is it?" "You know about it too, right?" "What?" "Go Eun Chan," "Eun Sae's sister." "How did you find out?" "Eun Chan knows about this too?" "Don't worry." "I'm very loyal." "This guy!" "Where's the boss?" "He went to make deliveries." "Did you tell your mother to fry more cakes?" "Yes." "What is the special occasion?" "Welcome." "It's my father's death anniversary." "Your father's death anniversary?" "You're back." "Then tonight we'll go to your house to eat the anniversary dinner." "Since it's such a sad occasion, it's better to have more people around." "Such a good man." "Hyung, you're coming too, right?" "Sun Ki, you too, don't make any appointments tonight." "Come along and eat with us." "Seems like he's upset with me again." "Get off work earlier." "Why?" "You're giving me special treatment for my father's death anniversary?" "So arrogant!" "What's wrong with turning your face over here?" "Do you like me?" "Don't do that." "That will only force you to sink into quicksand and kill yourself." "See that narcissist!" "What did I do wrong that he's still coming at me?" "Me too!" "Me too!" "Me too!" "Eun Sae, is there anything you can't do?" "Jilting you." "If that's the case, you can't do it for the rest of your life." "Delicious." "You're eating too much." "Move aside." "He's good." "See that?" "See that?" "He did it so well." "The oil splattered out." "Why did you flip it so hard?" "Move, I'll do it." "Give me your handphone number, please." "Do it again." "Look here." "Just because of a meal, you're not going back when it's already 10 PM," "Growing up in shorts happened to us long ago." "I just don't understand for how long you plan on sticking with us." "Just forget it if you don't get it." "I say, Manager Hong," "The two of us are already in the process," "I've already proposed formally to Ms. Ji Yang." "Just like two tributaries meeting to form a river," "Simply put, our relationship is one in which we share intimate heart-to-heart talks." "Intimate heart-to-heart talks?" "Yes." "Ours is one of kissing under the bridge!" "What?" "Ms. Ji Yang even packed her bags intending to elope with me." "So many crazy ideas?" "Always making up useless ones." "Is the ceremony almost over?" "Yes." "You two have some of this." "Delivery!" "How did he make all this?" "It must be really tiring." "Putting it together piece by piece..." "Isn't his sincerity really intense?" "What's so great about this?" "It can be put together in no time." "Let me try." "Don't touch that." "It's cheap stuff." "Cheap stuff!" "Fight on!" "Metal arm!" "Metal Leg!" "The matchless one!" "The big moth!" "Is this ahjussi interested in me?" "Why is he so nice to me?" "A woman can still laugh on being called Metal Arm or Metal Leg?" "I think you must be the only one in this world." "Also, he has yet to find out you're a girl." "Don't get friendship and love all mixed up." "I can't sit still any longer." "Hello." "Manager, there are some things I'd like to know." "You're disturbing people again." "What?" "What are you curious about?" "It's nothing important," "I want to know why you sent me such a big present." "Wanting to find out your intentions might sound a bit cruel," "But I feel your sincerity so..." "To just accept it at once seems rather inappropriate...." "You should just accept it, there's no special intention." "I'm encouraging you to continue with your lifestyle and live well." "You called me just to ask about this?" "Why the impatience...?" " Got it." "Go to sleep...." " I'm hanging up." "I sent it because I like you." "Will it kill you to speak more directly?" "Of course I'm living well, since when have I ever been lazy?" "He sent the present then he gets angry," "Just one man yet he changes his mood suddenly ten times a day." "I just can't figure him out." "You're the one I can't figure out." "What?" "The other time when you got the watch," "What about?" "You said he gave you a fake branded item then he took it back so he was petty, right?" "Yes." "Then what about hat time you got hurt at the roadside stall?" "You were angry that he pounced to save you even though he was so stiff and even got you injured instead." "Yes." "What about when he hugged you?" "You knew he was a man yet you scolded him for being a pervert and a worm." "That was then..." "Now it's great." "Study!" "Come here." "Hello." "Who are you?" "What's your name?" "Do you want to eat?" "Take a flight." "Sleep." "Crazy." "I'm crazy." "I'm the one who's crazy." "Crazy." "Ugh, what's up with me!" "Are you up?" "Yes." "Why?" "You're up already?" "That's early." "You haven't eaten yet, right?" "Why are you asking?" "Nothing." "It's just that.... it's time for eating." "I'm just checking... if you've eaten." "I haven't eaten too." "You ate?" "Not yet?" "Hello?" "Manager!" "Manager!" "Hello?" "Manager!" "You hung up?" "I'm still here, I haven't eaten too." "I'm at your place right now, I'll be right up." "I'm out jogging now." "Jogging?" "Where are you?" "So what if you knew?" "The pavilion?" "The path leading from the pavilion is best for a jog." "Don't come over." "Why?" "But if you want to, then come." "Got it." "I'll be right over." "I'm crazy." "What the heck!" "Han Yoo Joo, I'm Han Kyul." "For exercising, what's this you're wearing?" "Let's go together." "Choi Han Kyul!" "Han Yoo Joo!" "You're here!" "Eun Chan's here too." "Must be heavy." "Let me." "What did you bring?" "What did you bring?" "Eun Chan, come over and try this." "I'm fine, I've had too much to eat." "Why put on a front?" "You're someone who goes all out for food." "This is good." "Eat!" "What's that?" "What is it?" "Don't move." "What are you doing?" "Oh, you're so messy." "Disgusting." "Why pretend to be nice?" "What a joke!" "In front of us, you're yelling at us everyday." "Really!" "Eun Chan, how about some tea?" "No, I have some my own." "What's that behind you?" "Nothing." "I brought some leftovers from the ceremony last night." "Wow!" "I love food from the ceremony." "It must be good." "Hey!" "You brought that for me?" "You're showing concern for the manager?" "You've matured." "See!" "Other than you, everyone likes me." "Seems so." "Don't go overboard." "It's better to feed you than the dog so I brought the leftovers, that's all." "Do you know how much I hated this guy at first?" "I even thought he was a hoodlum." "Who do you think will fancy you?" "I was just thinking where did this dry, old orange come from?" "Then I found out later that he's a young head of household." "He was working so hard in his life." "He had a work schedule at home, I was so surprised." "Delivering milk and supper, coaching kids at the taekwondo hall, peeling chestnuts..." "Oh, and he's sewing doll eyes too." "That was the highlight for me." "It's not right to make fun of how others make a living." "I'm not making fun, I'm praising you." "But isn't it too much, that manager from the toy factory," "Although it's only pure labor, but just five cents per doll is really too little." "Your habit is real bad." "Eun Chan, would you like some?" "How does a person get the bad habit of doing something he shouldn't?" "You'd better change your bad habit." "Is it very difficult for you?" "Because it's been too long?" "Your joke is too much now." "You can't do anything." "You're just running the coffee shop which your grandmother opened for you." "Yet you look down on others." "Once you're not happy, you totally lose your mind/cool." "You live life too easy." "Do I live life easier than you?" "Under any circumstance, you pretend to be cute and pitiful," "Whether with a guy or girl, you butter up and gloss it over," "Don't you?" "I'm not of the type that butters up." "I might take more initiative to be outgoing but...." "Then you take too much initiative to be outgoing." "With no regard for the time and place, you're always grinning." "I've been hinting with my eyes that you're not needed there," "But you just couldn't read me." "Too outgoing." "Too much!" " Really!" " Really?" "Really!" "I'll be off after eating this kimbap." "Why did he pick out all the cucumbers?" "Oh, really!" "No, no." "That's why..." "Just tell me whether you gave her your number or not, just that will do." "Is silence your hobby?" "Anyhow, if you have any evil intention on Eun Sae...." "I'll do this to your arms and legs..." "Better be careful with what you say, dumbbell." "What?" "Dumbbell?" "You!" "Yes, this is No Sun Ki." "I'll be right over." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "You really don't know her address?" "Yes." "She left after giving me this." "Although it may not be appropriate for me to say this," "For Hee Sun, the three years she spent with you, it was just like a dream." "Other than that, there's nothing...." "I'm working now." "No matter how unwilling I am, I still have to live amongst people." "This is what Hee Sun told me." "Although you were even willing to take care of Hee Sun's baby," "But for a young man, that burden is too much." "So stop...." "I... can manage." "So long as she's willing to be by my side." "If that won't do then just see me occasionally." "Please tell her that." "So you've been looking for her for three years?" "Wow!" "I'm so moved, hyung." "From now on, I'll call you that." "Also, I didn't mean to eavesdrop." "I thought you went to meet Eun Sae." "Actually I too, gave all my passion to Eun Sae." "But you have surpassed a baby and you've surpassed your age," "For three years, for that woman's sake, you're here in Seoul," "Lower your voice." "And I don't remember I have a rascal younger brother like you." "If only he didn't speak Japanese, he'll be a great hyung." "Hyung!" "Hyung!" "That's not what I meant, miss." "You're saying it can't be done?" "Not that it can't but..." "Don't waste your breath." "Just tell me whether you can do it or not." "I'll do it for you." "Can't even get the coffee right." "What's wrong again this time?" "Putting the cream on top of it." "This is already the fourth time." "The first time she asked for lemon in the water." "Then she didn't like the coffee cup so I changed it," "There are no refills for latte but she insisted." "She thinks this is her house." "Go Eun Chan," "How could you treat a customer like this?" "Whatever the customer asks for, just serve it with a smile." "With a scowl like that, is that the right behavior?" "Do it better." "I'll be watching you." "You get bullied yourself for once and see." "Follow me." "I told you to treat the customer right and now you're unhappy?" "When the customer asks for a change, you should just say yes." "Is it so difficult to say something like that?" "Your back won't hurt when you're talking standing up," "Manager, you haven't been bullied before so you won't know," "But the one who's being bullied has it real tough." "It's hard taking an impossible customer's order, it's hard delivering milk, it's hard delivering food, and it's hard sewing eyes on dolls too!" "Why are you bringing that up?" "You think poverty is something to be proud of?" "When did I say you could tell everything about me to other people?" "Why tell them without asking me, why?" "!" "Then what about you?" "Bad habit or something?" "Even if you're stupid you should be able to differentiate what can be said and what can't." "How dare you say all that back then?" "What about you?" "That it's only a coffee shop opened by my grandmother?" "That I'm arrogant?" "Who was the one who said I put on a pitiful, cute act?" "That's humiliating, you know!" "You ask why do what I do?" "Because I have to earn a living!" "How dirty, despicable." "Despicable?" "Dirty?" "Who is?" "I am?" "To you?" "!" "I'm saying that about the way you live!" "Rascal!" "You're too much!" "Hyung!" "What are you doing?" "Let go!" "Rascal, I let him stay because he was pitiful but he has to argue with me like this." "You let me stay because I was pitiful?" "Then you shouldn't have let me!" "Have you lost your memory?" "You're the one who asked me to take you in!" "Oh yeah?" "Then things will be fine if I leave, then." "Are you scared to?" "Get out!" "What are you doing?" "Hyung!" "I don't need bastards like you around!" "Stepping on my kind heart like that." "I don't need anyone like you too." "You always just do what you want." "This is so upsetting." "Eun Chan hyung!" "Hyung!" "Eun Chan!" "Hey, don't go after him!" "Go back to work!" "What's wrong?" "You know his temper.." "It's not because of that..." "Then what happened..." "Why did you argue with him like that..." "Get out!" "Out!" "Eun Chan hyung!" "I'll be going." "Where are you going?" "I'm sorry Mr. Hong, I'll call you sometime." "Hyung!" "How could you just leave like this?" "Talk with me." "Later." "Are you really not going to listen to me?" "Ha Rim." "Aren't you going to work?" "Hyung!" "Eun Chan!" "Ah~ tasty." "But how come I'm not drunk yet..." "Ahjussi, how much did I drink?" "I was going to piggy back you home if you got drunk." "But I guess you noticed." "And do what?" "Then again, I'm pretty strong so I'm useful." "Why?" "Is Han Kyul giving you a hard time?" "No." "Do you want to go on a drive?" "This feels great!" "I feel like my head's clearing up." "It's hot!" "It's so good." "Do you have more rice and kimchi?" "Hyung, hyung!" "Hyung!" "What now?" "What are you going to do with Chan?" "Can't you do something?" "Why should I?" "You told him to leave." "Why are you being so stubborn?" "He's still young!" "I don't need someone who comes and goes as he wishes." "You didn't mind when Min Yeop did it." "Why are you so mean to only Chan?" "Let's stop." "Hey." "Did Chan call?" "I sent him twenty text messages, but I have nothing." "He ignored them all." "Man, I want to see Chan so much..." "I want to see Chan SO BADLY!" "Mom!" "When are we going to eat lunch?" "We just ate breakfast." "What are you going to do about all those Coffee books stacked on the desk?" "Are you going to sell them?" "I'll figure it out." "Stop lying on the ground and go out to the cafe." "How can I go back if I came out on my own?" "How humiliating." "Is this the first time?" "You fought with the manager all the time and still worked there." "Why is it so humiliating all of the sudden?" "You just need to go in and pretend that nothing happened." "Good-for-nothing?" "Good for nothing?" "Isn't that my phone?" "Hey!" "Eun Chan." "You did wrong, right?" "Start work again." "Eun Chan." "You did wrong, right?" "Start work again." "Hey!" "Go Eun Chan!" "You did wrong, right?" "Start work again!" "If you don't start, I'll kill you!" "You!" "I'm talking about you!" "If you don't come out, I'll kill you!" "I'm Choi Han Kyul!" "[Labor Boy]" "What?" "What do you mean "what"?" "You called me first." "Now you're lying." "You're the one who called me!" "I have a missed call with your number on my phone." "Check your outgoing calls." "If you're lying, you're dead!" "It's from three days ago." "What?" "No way." "Wait a minute." "Do you have anything to say?" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Hello?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "It's from three days ago!" "I didn't say it wasn't." "You little..." "Hey squirt!" "Can you hear me?" "Yeah." "I'm going to play you some music, so listen carefully to the instruments in the song." "Okay!" "Ready?" "Yes." "Here we go." "Drum!" "Drum!" "How is it?" "The weird thing is, it feels like my heart's pounding." "So your heart pounds like this." "Wait a minute!" "Do you hear me?" "Concentrate on it." "Do you hear anything else?" "This, this this!" "The keyboard." "Keyboard!" "What do you think about the keyboard?" "Isn't it a little annoying?" "Like it's stingy?" "Yeah!" "It seems like it's dead skinny." "It only eats vegetables and is sensitive." "And it eats oxygen." "Oh there's a new one!" "Guitar!" "Okay guitar!" "I think whoever plays guitar must go deaf." "Why?" "My ears really hurt!" "Vocal!" "Vocal!" "You know what the most fascinating thing is?" "I haven't listened to parts separately before like this... and I don't know how to explain this well... but it feels like they're all living." "They thump, tingle, flutter." "How wonderful." "The war has started." "Open the castle gates!" "Attack!" "Attack Han Kyul!" "Bite him!" "Attack Go Eun Chan!" "Manager!" "Manager!" "You wanna die?" "!" "It's already two in the morning." "Your mom must be worried." "I already told her I would be late, so she's probably sleeping." "But, I'm sorry for stealing so much time when you need to compose." "It's okay!" "But... why don't you go back into the cafe?" "You like being around coffee." "Want me to talk to Han Kyul?" "He already knows your situation." "No." "Please don't talk about me to other people." "I've found that makes me feel really awful, and miserable." "My dad passed away when I was in junior high school." "My family got poor." "I wasn't good at studying." "I didn't have any talent." "Everyone knows already." "Still, don't tell anyone else." "You just know for yourself, okay?" "Okay." "Seriously." "Did he throw me away?" "Eun Chan hyung!" "Just text me the three words, "I am okay"" "If you don't, I'm going to barge into your house." "Why these bastards..." "Manager." "What?" "When is Go Eun Chan coming?" "I need to test out my new menu, so tell him to come out soon." "Bring it to me!" "I'll test it out!" "What?" "Are you going to quit if Eun Chan doesn't come back?" "Just quit!" "Just quit already!" "How pitiful..." "Read it, and if you contact them, they'll come to interview you." "Thanks." "I feel like I'm doing something great with you even going out of your way." "Han Seong has a new girlfriend these days." "Who?" "The girl from the art gallery?" "Hm, I don't see Eun Chan around." "Oh, I fired him yesterday." "He didn't do well with public and private affairs," "And kept talking back, so I fired him..." "It feels like I need him here, but also like I don't." "You want to meet him, you don't want to see him." "I understand what you mean." "But you don't need any unnecessary worries." "Doesn't your dilemma mean you need him?" "But I fired him, how I can call him back?" "When I was in New York," "I argued with a curator once." "I was so mad that I didn't want to see him again." "But a month later, the curator called me out of the blue." "And he randomly says this, "Is four o'clock good, or is seven better?"" "I said, "What's that?"" "And he said, "A play."" "So I said, "Seven o'clock."" "Disgusting." "Hey!" "School ended a while ago!" "Why are you back now?" "Hey!" "Your older sister is talking to you!" "Don't ignore me." "Where did you go?" "You went to the PC (internet) cafe again huh!" "Aish!" "Seriously!" "I told you so many times not to go there!" "If you keep that up, your finger's going to get stuck there!" "Why isn't Mom coming?" "How long does it take to get a perm?" "And you call yourself a student." "Why are you taking it out!" "Go wash!" "You're disgusting!" "Crabby!" "Go do laundry!" "I already did!" "You're so loud!" "It's such a beautiful day outside that the laundry's drying up so nicely!" "Why did you bring it in!" "I was going to do it!" "Why don't you go out to the cafe?" "!" "My ears hurt so much because of you staying at home." "So much complaining and scolding..." "I didn't hear this much from my mother-in-law." "It's not even all dried yet!" "It is all dried!" "What?" "You call this a perm?" "What are you doing!" "Leave it alone." "It looks the same as before!" "[Good-for-nothing]" "Oh my head." "Hello?" "Let's go eat!" "What?" "Jajangmyun* or soup?" "(*black-bean noodles)" "What?" "Jajangmyun or soup?" "Hurry up and say it." "Jajangmyun." "Come to the Chinese restaurant from before." "Hello?" "You even order the special plate of fried pork with vegetables?" "One regular plate with just fried pork goes by too quickly." "For a cafe latte, you can't put whipped cream on top." "If you want whipped cream, then you should just order the cafe Mocha." "It's 500 won more expensive." "Are you the manager?" "I'm fine with it." "What's wrong with you?" "Why are you laughing?" "I'm just amazed..." "How many pork pieces are you going to shove in your mouth?" "Pig..." "Why do you keep on laughing!" "Then why are you laughing?" "Because you are... so I am too." "Drink up." "If you don't drink now, when are you going to?" "You want to carry me on your back already?" "Oh right, then I will." "Oh my stomach." "Do you want some?" "A little bit." "It's good." "You fell in love with me!" "When I shined underneath the bright lighting." "You fell in love with me!" "In the midst of all the hot excitement of a Saturday night." "Fell in love with me!" "You fell in love with me!" "I..." "You fell in love with me!" "Hey!" "Hit me once." "Why?" "Just hit me with all your strength." "I don't just hit people." "I need a good reason to." "Okay, okay." "I understand." "I've never once looked down on you." "Delivering milk and food, peeling chestnuts, sewing doll eyes..." "When I said all those, it wasn't an insult." "It was because I really think the way you live is impressive." "Even if I die and live again, I don't think I could ever live that..." "You're crying again because I talked..." "Just hit me." "Okay!" "I don't have to hit you, I'm not mad now." "No, if I don't take the hit from you, I won't feel comfortable." "Hit me." "You can't say anything later!" "Okay!" "Are you okay?" "I didn't use all of my strength..." "Your nose is so weak." "I barely touched it and it bleeds." "I was too harsh when I said I kept you because you were pitiful." "I'm sorry." "I sincerely apologize." "Same here, I gave you a bloody nose." "You're so tiny but knuckles are freaking hard." "Hey, you can be my bodyguard." "I'm already tired of seeing your face at the cafe." "Really?" "Really?" "Yeah!" "It's this." "It's the same." "I'm sorry." "Drink it well." "Two cups of American." "Strong or light?" "Light." "Light." "I thought she said to give her a straw..." "Strong as in powerful, not straw." "Idiot." "Why don't they speak Korean, not English?" "I can't even work right because I want to see Chan." "Oh Chan~" "Oh Hyung-nim!" "Oh Chan!" "Do you like me that much?" "Chan!" "My Chan!" "I wanted to feel you." "I asked you to send me three words." "Why did you ignore me so much?" "You were a little stalker." "You're disgusting." "Thank you, good bye!" "Go Eun Chan!" "Go inside and wash the apples!" "Yes!" "Goodbye!" "Move!" "You go on your own." "The waffle's going to cool down." "Your priorities disappeared." "There are no priorities when it comes to waffles!" "Manager!" "You're so mean!" "I've been watching you for awhile, and you only bother Eun Chan." "I saw it all!" "You secretly follow and watch him." "You bother him with stupid things whenever you have the chance." "That's why Eun Chan keeps getting annoyed and being cautious around you." "When did I do that?" "Don't worry." "If you go out again, we're all leaving with you." "Ah~ idiot..." "Manager!" "If you keep doing that I'm really leaving." "I'm serious!" "You idiot." "That's not harassing, that's playing around." "They're having a love war." "Manager." "I know a good fish cakes place." "Want to go with me?" "I'll buy." "It's not working again." "It's broken so can you give me a ride?" "Look look!" "The engine..." "Even you're not helping." "Manager...a bowl of black noodles?" "Manager!" "A bowl of fish cakes!" "Later!" "What's wrong with him?" "His grandmother collapsed." "What?" "You didn't answer your phone." "I was wondering how your grandmother was." "Come in." "Is your grandmother okay?" "Last stage of stomach cancer." "And surgery?" "Because she's old and the cancer progressed too much." "It's too late for treatment." "It's hard, huh?" "Me?" "No, it's harder for my grandmother." "I don't know what to think." "When my grandmother who always allowed me to do everything I wanted," "Suddenly called me out from the States," "Made me go on all those blind dates I didn't want to go on," "Forced me to take over Coffee Prince." "I should have noticed it then." "If you want to cry, why don't you?" "It's okay." "You don't look okay." "I hate myself." "I'm turning thirty soon," "And I've just been worrying my grandmother.." "What did I do with my life?" "I never thought my way of living was wrong." "Today, I found out I'm so selfish..." "It's late." "You should go." "Do you want me to make you feel better?" "I think I would just like to be by his side." "Should I just reveal that I'm a girl?" "Go Eun Chan." "To save the person she love, pretends to be a boy." "Do you only see me as that much?" "Whenever I'm with you, Ahjussi, it feels like I'm getting Christmas gifts." "Have you ever kissed?" "Lately, I look at Eun Chan and I think about my past." "I like him." "Is it love?" "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translators: ai*, lilshinhwafreak" "Spot translator:" "JenC" "Timer: jann" "Editor/QC: ay_link"

"Hello, I am Leslie Knope, and I am here to interview for the Deputy Parks Director job." "Leslie, this is ridiculous." "It's your job." "Take it." "Well, I should have to interview" " just like everyone else." " Mm." "Now, if you'll see on my resume," "I held the position of deputy director of parks and recreation for almost ten years." "I know." "I was your boss." "I also walked you down the aisle at your wedding." "Take the job and leave me alone." "Come on, Ron." "Just interview me." " No special treatment." " Okay, fine." "What do you believe should be the ultimate goal of this department?" "The ancient Greek version of the park was the agora, a gathering place where people from all walks of life" "What are you writing?" "Is it good?" "What do you think is the best use of our yearly budget?" "It's right there in the name:" "Maintaining our beautiful parks and providing healthy outdoor recreation." "I'm sorry, Ms. Knope, the correct answer is" ""Give it all back to the taxpayers."" "It seems you and I have fundamentally different philosophies." "Frankly, it's a miracle we ever worked together without killing each other." " Good day." " Ha, ha, okay." "No more goofing around." "Just tell me I have the job." "I have a lot of other people to meet with." " I'll be in touch." " Ron, come on, it's me." "Give me special treatment." "[Triumphant music]" "Okay, first morning meeting back in the old conference room." "What's this?" "Oh, it shows everyone's spirit dogs." " That one's you." " You guys think" "I'm a border collie?" "So obviously a cocker spaniel." "The spirit dog committee ruled on that weeks ago." " There is no appeals process." " No." "[Laughter]" "Totally." "I'm in on the joke." "I get it, but maybe we should stop talking about your insane dog choices and get to working." "Classic border collie." "Has to control everything." "[Laughter]" "Totally." "[Laughs]" "First on the agenda:" "I'm gonna bring my lemonade stand idea to the small business coalition, and a little birdie told me it's already in the bag." " Can I get a what-what?" " What?" " What?" " Thank you." "No." "What idea?" "The fella who runs the hot stew stand in Lafayette Park is retiring, so Pawnee's new business liaison--Tom-- went out and got the Indiana Brothers juice company to rent it out as a lemonade stand." "Wow." "[Pop, fizz]" "Plus, I downloaded this dope app that pops champagne whenever I say something awesome." " Tom, that's great." " I know." " And it was only 9 bucks." " No, I mean, the lemonade-- never mind." "Well, I will start doing an environmental impact study, and Ron, you can do some demographic research." "Don't sweat it, Lez-kno." "Tommy's taking care of every last detail." "Nothing I can do to help?" "Okay." "[Clears throat]" "Oh." "I can straighten this for you." "[Laughs]" "There we go." "Oh, Larry." "We've been taking pictures all over City Hall to show our unborn baby where we met." " Would you mind?" " Oh, my gosh." "I would be honored." "[Chuckles]" "Say, when are you crazy kids gonna get hitched?" "Well, you know, actually, we haven't discussed it in a while." "No, it's kind of taken a back seat." "Well, you know, to each his own, but you guys really seem like you're in love." "And when I see a couple who look at each other the way you do," "I don't know, it just makes me think that maybe this crazy world is gonna be okay." "[Laughs]" "That literally went on forever." "I thought you were never gonna stop talking." "But now that you have..." "Ann Perkins, will you marry me?" "[Gasps]" "[Gags]" " Wow." " [Gasps]" "Cracker dust." "Uh, I mean, yes, of-- of course, l-let's do it." "Can I have a sip of your water, please?" "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm--I'm a bit of a germaphobe." "Oh, no, no, totally understand." "[Coughs] Ann Perkins..." "I'm gonna cough it out." "[Coughs]" "I would like to spend the rest of my life with you." "I love you." "[Larry groaning]" "I love you too." "[Larry hacking]" "No part of this is how I pictured it." "I thought another cracker might push it through, but I was wrong." " Let's do this right." " Yeah." "Let's go get an engagement ring." "Yes." "[Larry coughing]" "[Sighs]" "That was a beautiful moment." " Hello, France!" " Mm." "You guys enjoying that cheese?" "It's unpasteurized." "[Groans] What's that mean?" " Unpasteurized?" " I don't care." "I don't care." "Technically, it's illegal in this country." "I smuggled it back from Paris." "Anyway, I want you guys to think of my office as a clubhouse, total open-door policy." "I wanna be your friend as well as your boss." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Are you in a cult?" "Can I join?" " Let's sacrifice Larry." " [Laughs] Oh, April." "It's my first day as city manager, so I'm holding open office hours to break the ice." "Now, Chris was always the nice guy that made everyone happy, while I brought down the hammer." "But now that he's gone, I kind of have to do both." "Everyone is the best." "We're cutting vacation time." "Let's eat vitamins." "This is exhausting." "Listen real quick." "I have some super cool new rules..." " Oh, nice." " That are also super mandatory." "Uh, we can't use Facebook anymore?" " Are you serious?" " That's right." "Massive time waster." "Kills productivity." "Hey, sanitation." "Listen, let's talk health insurance." "Your dependents don't have it anymore." "Have some illegal cheese." "No cell phone usage on City Hall property?" "That's not fair, my cell phone is how I avoid doing work." "Bathroom breaks should be limited to five minutes?" "I can't shower in five minutes." "See, he's acting all loosey-goosey, but that little dude's wound so tight," " he's gonna pop." " ♪ Hey, sanitation" "♪ sanitation in the house tonight ♪" "Oh, what happened to our spirit dogs?" "I came up with a way better game." "Behold your spirit kangaroo." "Tom, you are a blue flyer." "So am I. So are you and Donna." "And look at Ron." "Look at Ron." "I mean-- [Chuckles]" "Doesn't Ron look exactly like a blue flyer?" "There aren't that many different types of kangaroos." "Either way, hell of a game, right, guys?" "Presentations are upon us, so, Tom, which step are you at in" "The Leslie Knope Project Preparedness Super System?" "Yeah, once you got on the city council," " we kinda stopped doin' that." " What?" "Tom, no, you cannot drop" "The Leslie Knope Project Preparedness Super System." "It was developed over thousands of government presentations that I gave over the past ten years." " It is my very soul." " Well, I have my own system." "Step one:" "Chill out a bit." "Step two:" "Get up there and rip it." "That's your plan?" "To--to rip it?" "Leslie, this is Tom's project." "Perhaps you should let him do things his way." "Sure, yeah, you should probably just rip it." "I think that's better than going with a tried and true 80-step system that led to-- and I quote" ""The most thorough and, dare we say, at times, over-prepared presentation that we've seen."" "And yeah, that quote came from the Indiana blue ribbon panel on irrigation and drainage." "Fine, I'll go back to your system." " You're the big dog around here." " Big kangaroo." "And thank you." "Well, yeah, I was gone for a while and things are a little different around here, but this is still my house." "I invented this parks game, son." "[Laughs] Oh." "Damn it!" "When did they put a lamp here?" "Hey." "The boys in blue?" "[Chuckles]" "Ah, what can I do for you... for?" "We got a tip about some food entering the country illegally." "No--no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "Thi--it's just cheese, guys." "Uh, I got it in France." "Okay." "Did you declare it on your customs form when you reentered the country?" "We're gonna need you to come down to the station." "I'm sure that's not necessary." "Let's just-- this is really good cheese." " You should try some." " Are you trying to bribe us?" "No!" "Oh, God." "I surrender." "[Police radio chatter]" " Step forward." " Okay, okay." "There you go." " This is so exciting." " [Giggles]" "Hi, folks." "When's the big day?" "I assume this is a, you know..." "[Mimics shotgun loading]" "Oh." "No." "This isn't a shotgun wedding, although, yes, she is pregnant, and, yes, we did just decide to get married today." "We haven't told our families or chosen a venue, but it's not a shotgun wedding." "We've been planning ours for months." "You wouldn't believe how much there is to do." "Invitations, table settings, color scheme, dance lessons." "And that's just for the rehearsal dinner." "[Both laugh] Oh." "Seriously, that's just for the rehearsal dinner." "That sounds elaborate." "All we did was punch "jewelry store"" "into our car GPS." "You remember that romantic moment, Chris?" "I was getting gas." "No, I don't remember it." "Hey, Tom, I don't mean to bug you or anything, but I notice that my super system binder is closed." "Just checking that you had a chance to refamiliarize yourself entirely." "Yeah, flipped through it." "Looks good." "Huh." "You're lying." "I placed a single strand of hair along the edge, and that secret strand is unbroken." "Whose hair is that?" "It's brown." "Look, it seems like you don't even care about your presentation." "Au contraire." "I'm working on it right now." "And what's the most important part of a presentation?" " Content." " The presentation." "Okay." "Tom, you need hard data." "You need facts to make your case." "And then you need two funny quotes and an inspirational one." "You know, a classic ha-ha-hmm." "Look, I think you need to take a page out of my system and chill out a bit, okay?" "I got this." "Okay, fine, I trust you." "But I think you're gonna fail, and you're a ticking time bomb." " What's that?" " Nothing, good luck." " This is an elk hair." " Yes." "It's the most effective hair for binder security." "You know that, Ron." "If Tom gives that presentation, it is going to be a total disaster for both him and the department." "I cannot sit idly by and watch this terrible thing happen." "I mean, I can barely sit idly by and watch good things happen." "We've got a couple of customs agents coming down from the border, and they are not happy." "I can't believe this." "I never break the law." " I've never even jaywalked." " Never?" "I mean, I-I-I-- everyone does it sometimes." "Just add that to the charges." "Well, well, well, we got a hit on your prints." "Seems you're wanted for tax fraud in Colorado?" "What?" "I've never even been to Colorado." "I mean, I had a layover in Denver once." "Man, you can't keep your story straight, can you?" " Come on!" " Oh." "Here comes the customs guys now." "Fellas, he's all yours." "[Overlapping shouting] You're pranked." "You gotta see the stupid look on your face." "Check this out." "I took a picture." " Classic!" " You seemed a little uptight." "Thought we'd have some fun with our new boss." "Wow." "Thi--you got me." "Good one, makin' me think I was gonna like die in federal prison..." "Ah, that's super funny, you scamps." "[Donna tittering]" "Now, Stu, I know that you're thinking about retiring, and I am here to ask you to reconsider." "What do you say?" "Keep that Lafayette Park stand open, pumping' out the stew like you do." "I don't know." "I'm looking forward to spending time with my wife, working on some new hobbies." "I was thinking about getting into bisques." "Stu, you have been a staple in the parks department system for years." "Retirement is for the birds." "You're gonna be so bored." "I'm gonna say this because you need to hear it." "Screw bisque." " That makes a lot of sense." " Yeah." "What now?" "What do I do?" "Well, we're gonna need to convince the business council to keep you around, but that's not for you to worry about." "I'll take care of it." "You just keep on stewing' what you stew." "Thanks, Leslie." "This calls for a toast." "[Buzz]" "Susan?" "Stew flutes, please." "Ah." "To stew." "Mm." "Oh, my God." " That's very hot." " Mm-hmm." "Congratulations." "This is a beauty." "If you like, I could engrave the date on the inside of the band." "That may be tough, 'cause we actually haven't discussed it yet." "We could engrave "2014"" " or "TBD."" " Hang on." "If neither of us has ever thought about this stuff, then maybe there's a reason." "When you think about it, we are already more married than most married people." "Right?" "I mean, we're having a child together." "We're moving to a new city." "You let me pee with the door open so I could watch the end of Grey's Anatomy." "That was a fantastic season finale and a show that is literally a never-ending roller coaster of emotion." "I mean, why spend thousands of dollars just to reaffirm what we already know, which is that we love each other?" "That is so beautiful." "Theodore, we would like to return that ring." "And get a refund, please." "Maybe we should talk this over too." " Oh, come on." " Think what we could do if we didn't buy this ring." "I mean, this could go towards buying a house." "You have a lovely store." " Hey, boss?" " Hey." "I was just printing out my minesweeper high score, and I noticed this memo." "You're punishing us for the prank?" "No, no, no, no, no, no." "It's just like a warning memo." "Like, "Hey, all in good fun," ""but I'm your boss, and if you do it again, you're suspended."" " That kind of thing." " Listen." "I know that you're the governor or whatever, and I'm just government junior." " What?" " I feel like you're blowing it." "If you want people to like you, you have to play along." "Don't punish Donna and April." "Prank them back." "I guess I could stand to loosen up a little, but I don't know how to pull a prank." "Dude, okay." "Well, I could help you." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I once did the best prank of all time." "I dumped all of my boss's action figures" " into a fish tank." " Yeah, that was me." "And I didn't really like it." "Classic." "Great news, guys." " I just saved your bacon." " Impossible." "You don't even know where it is." "I know you were excited to get in front of the committee and rip it, but in the spirit of teamwork," "I unilaterally decided to bring Stu out of retirement." " So pressure's off." " What?" " I spent a lot of time on this." " Doin' what," " putting mousse in your hair?" " It's a gel-based serum." "Second of all, who uses mousse still?" "Oh, God." "Leslie." "Let's put our differences aside for a second." "Friend to friend, do you still use mousse?" "No, I use the juicy space thing--whatever you do." "The point is you weren't ready for this, Tom." "Stu's sales are flat." "Lemonade's the future." "I'm still doing my presentation." "I'm still doing my stew presentation, and we'll see which one the committee likes." " Fine." " Fine." "Yeah." "I didn't think so." "On the other hand, there are some benefits to being married:" "Taxes, health insurance, and I don't have to feel weird when hotel employees call me "Mr. Perkins."" "Yeah, that makes me feel weird too." "Maybe we should." "I don't know anymore." ""Maybe we should." "I don't know anymore."" "Ann, that is a beautiful sentiment." "Okay, you're all set." "Credit card's been fully refunded." "Perfect timing." "We are going to buy this ring." "Charge it." "[Sighs]" "Ann Perkins, will you marry me?" " I don't know!" " [Laughs] Me either!" " Maybe let's not?" " Yeah, I think maybe not." "Okay." "Ring's yours again." "Hello?" "Actually, we don't want the ring." "Unbelievable." "Leslie, look." "I'm the last person to want to deprive the world of more stew, but are you sure you wanna do this?" "Look, I love Tom, but you and I both know that he's not ready to step up." "Don't you remember his last presentation on topsoil?" "The botched laser show?" "Larry still can't see purple." "That was Larry's fault." "He picked up the laser and stared right into it." "I know, but still, Tom is all flash" " and no substance." " That's the old Tom." "You've been gone for a while, Leslie." "Tom has changed." "He ran a business, sold it for a profit." "He's also been working here for six years, and he's learned a lot from you." "At some point, you're gonna have to trust him to do his job." "You guys." "You guys." " Be cool." " What's going on?" "I kind of convinced Ben to prank you guys, and it got a little out of hand." "I probably should've said no to some of his ideas, but he's on his way here right now." "Here he is." "Just be cool." "Hey, guys." "What's up?" "Um, oh, I just remembered." "Can I show you something out to the front area?" "And leave your cell phones because of no reason." "Just leave anything that can't get wet, actually, like you would normally." "[Sighs]" "Okay, here we go to the parking lot now." "Wow, this is really sad." "Yep, follow to me, guys." "Just going to the parking lot for normal government reasons." "[Breathing hard]" "Sorry, can't go through with this." " I was gonna pull a prank." " [Gasps]" " No!" " Yeah." "I hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us, and I was gonna pretend to be a hero." "They were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river, and that's when the divers would go in, pull you guys out of the water, and I would be standing on the shore like," ""Hey, you get pranked much?"" "What the [bleep]?" "I even got these squibs from a special effects guy, and I was gonna say this code word." "And that's when I would push this button." "No, no, no, no, no!" "[Squibs popping]" "Oh, my God." "You got blood all over me." "Thank you." "I mean it." " Ben, that was amazing." " Really?" "Best prank ever." "I'm sorry, buddy, daddy can't get home to tuck you in." "Oh, how old is your son?" "Just pick a thing." "Honey, look at this." "This is what I want." "I don't want a ring." "I don't want a wedding." "I just want this locket with a picture of our child in it." "I mean, we've never been traditional." "We made out the first night we ever met." "And when we did date, we broke up, but you didn't realize it, and that was very embarrassing for you." "Yeah, let's maybe not talk about that part right now." "And then we got pregnant as friends, and then we fell in love." "We've never been very conventional, so why start now?" "Theodore?" "We will not be needing that ring, but we would like to purchase this locket." "How much?" "Just take it and get outta here." " Thank you!" " Thanks." "We're here to discuss a business contract for the Lafayette Park food stand." "Miss Knope, you've always steered this committee in the right direction." "Why do you think we should renew Hot Stu's lease?" "Well, frankly, it's because of Stu." "Here's a man who was ready to retire, spend time with his family, travel." "And then he realized, "No, I wanna spend my time" ""in a small metal box all summer, bent over a boiling cauldron of steaming, bubbling meat."" "Making stew is hard:" "Up at the crack of dawn, backbreaking labor, your clothes smelling like salt and gristle." "Sure, profits are minimal, but Stu doesn't care about that." "Maybe a year extension isn't enough." "Maybe we should make it five years." "Heck, why don't we give him a lifetime deal?" "I'd like to see Stu ladling out his pungent beef smoothies until we bury him under that shed." "I think I've made a terrible mistake." "Okay, that was bleak." "Uh, Mr. Haverford, you have a presentation as well?" "Hey." "Rip it." "There's nothing more American than lemonade." "Just sayin' the word makes you wanna drink some." "And now you can." "Check under your seats." "[Murmuring, giggling]" "Heh, hey." "Has my name on it." "Yes, it does." "Classic for you, Carter." "Darva, yours is a pink lemonade." " I know you love that." " Because I like pink." "That's right." "Now, who here likes laser shows?" "Summer foot traffic in Lafayette Park has increased 23%." "The Indiana Brothers are the fastest-growing beverage company in the Midwest." "My projections show they can increase government revenue 30% over the next five years." "Plus, they've agreed to waive their franchise fee." "Look, guys, I'm sorry about all the new rules," "But--you know, I want you to like me." "But I-I also really need you to respect me." "I respect you, little buddy." "Come here." "Mm, respect noogie." "Ah!" "We didn't prank you 'cause we don't respect you." "We did it 'cause we love you." "♪ R-e-s-p-e-g-c" "Well, that's actually not how respect is spelled." " Yes." " According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled." "Hey, Wyatt." "You were a good sport earlier." "No hard feelings?" "Here's a little gift for you for believing in me." " Oh." " It's a gel-based hair serum." "Enough with the mousse, for real." "Okay." "Well, Ron, you were right." "Tom has really grown up." "You seem merely overjoyed instead of irritatingly ecstatic." " Why?" " Well, Tom's come into his own." "April runs Animal Control." "I mean, does this department even need me anymore?" "No." "We do not." "April and Tom started out as two of the most apathetic people I had ever met." "It's why I hired them." "Then you betrayed me and turned them into efficient and caring government employees." "This office can indeed function without you." "And soon, it'll have to." "Was that a death threat?" "We both know you're not gonna be here forever." "This is a weigh station on the road to bigger and better things." "Whenever you do move on, it should please you to know that" "God help me-- you've built a well-functioning government agency." "Oh, that reminds me." "I know you don't open your mail, but I do." "And because you created Tom's position-- business liaison-- and it's already financially paying off, you have received" "Pawnee's government employee of the month." "I mean, it has taken"

"The earth" "Is in a blaze" "The world" "Is in a maze" "The way" "Of life today" "Is strange and odd" "What happened" "Across the sea" "May come" "To you and me" "Whoa. come" "Let us go back" "To God" "Go back" " To God" " Oh. come on" "Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back to God" " Come on" " Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back to God" " I know the way" " Let's go back to God" " Without my Lord" " Let's go back to God" " It's mighty hard" " Let's go back to God" " Whoa. yeah" " Let's go back to God" " That I know the path" " Let's go back to God" " Wander path. yeah" " Let's go back to God" " Left his mark" " Let's go back to God" " Of hallowed troughs" " Let's go back to God" " Come on. yes" " Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back to God" " Go back to God" " Come. let us go back" "To God" "Uh;" "Oh..." "Afternoon, Mrs. Munson." "Afternoon, Sheriff." " You know the Funthes boy?" " Um..." "Mackatee Funthes?" "Oh, no, not him." "Weemack." " Mackatee's eldest." " Oh, yeah..." " I don't believe I do." " Well, he's a good boy and all, but he done gone down to the Costco in Pascagoula and got hisself a blaster." " What?" " And he been playing that music." " Well, if you want, you know, I could..." " Loud;" " Well, I could go talk to him if you..." " "Left My Wallet in El Segundo."" " He left his wallet?" " Hippity-hop music;" "You know, they calls it hippity-hop music, but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop." "Hm." "And Othar don't like that music neither." " lt's been disturbing' Othar then, has it?" " Well, how could it help but do?" ""Left My Wallet in El Segundo";" "And, Sheriff, do you know what they call colored folks in them songs?" "Have you got any idea?" " No, ma'am, I don't think..." " Niggers;" "I don't even want to say the word." "Now, I won't say it twice," " I can tell you that." "I say it one time..." " Yes, ma'am." "...in the course of swearin' down my complaint." " Yes'm." " Niggers;" "Mm-mm-mm;" "2000 years after Jesus;" "30 years after Martin Luther King;" "The age of Montel;" " Mm-mm-mm;" " Sweet lord of mercy," " is that where we at?" " Mm-hm." "Weemack down to Pascagoula and gettin' hisself a big ol' thumpety stereo so he can listen to that trash;" " Sheriff, you got to help that boy." " You want me to help him?" "Extend that helping' hand." "Show an interest." " Well, we're here to help." " Well, God bless you for that." "You don't want to be tried and found wanting'." " No, ma'am." " No, many, many done tunkalow parzen, Sheriff." "Many, many done tunkalow parzen." "Many what, ma'am?" "You been tried and found wanting';" "You don't want that writin' on the wall." "Oh, no, ma'am." "Don't want that on the wall." " Feast of Balthazar." " Yeah, that sounds good." "The apostle John said, "Behold, there's a stranger in our midst..." "Come. let us go back to God go back" " Oh. come on" " Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back to God" " Come on" " Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back to God" " Come on. yes!" " Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back" " To God" " Go back to God" "Do you need somethin' to eat, angel?" "Othar, I went and complained about Weemack today." "Don't know if it'll do any good." "That boy hanging' by a thread." "Over the pit." "Fiery pit;" ""Left My Wallet in El Segundo."" "Ooh;" "67 years of life." "46 years of marriage." "You mean to tell me you never once suffered from piles?" "Well, it's the human condition." "Most humans, anyhow." "Like that ballplayer said, "The world's got two kind of folks."" ""Them that's got the piles and them that's goin' get 'em."" "But you always was healthy as a ox." "Passed on 'fore you could get the piles." "Mm-hm." "Ooh, thank the Lord you never was sick." "I just want to pass away nice and peaceful." "Go to sleep one night, wake up in the glory land;" "Whoo;" "Pickles;" " Go fetch Pickles;" " Pickles?" "Oh, he's up that tree again;" "You'd better shimmy on up." "Well, I do apologize, madam, but... won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch and, pining for his master's affection, return on his own initiative?" "Uh, the point being, must we actually ascend the tree?" "Look, I don't want no doubletalk." "Now, if you not gon' fetch him, I guess I gotta call the police." " Police?" " And they not goin' be happy." "Every time they have to fetch him, they swear they'll never do it no more." "No need to call the authorities, madam." "I did this often as a child." "I was a positive lemur." "Here, kitty;" " Oh, don't upset him now;" " I wouldn't think of it, madam." "Harmless little Felix domesticus." "Here, Kitty." "Come to G.H." "Come, come." "Here, kitty." "Here, kitty." "Come, come, come." "No, no, no." "That's not how Sheriff Wyner do it." "Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Come, come, come." "Come to the professor." "Yes." "Y..." "Ah;" "Uh... thank you, madam, for your act of kindness." " Well, you let him out." " I certainly did, and for that I apologize no end." "Allow me to present myself, um, formally." "Goldthwait Higginson Dorr , Ph.D." "Like Elmer?" " I beg your pardon, ma'am?" " Fudd." "No, no, Ph.D. is a mark of academic attainment bestowed, in my case, in recognition of my mastery of the antique languages of Latin and Greek." "I also hold a number of other advanced degrees, including the baccalaureate from a school in Paris, France, called the Sorbonne." "Sore bone." "Well, that fits." "You ever study at Bob Jones University?" "I have not had that privilege." "Oh, that's a Bible school." "Only the finest in the country." " I send 'em $5 every month." " That is very generous..." " I'm on the mailing' list;" "I'm a Angel." " Are you?" "Yes." "Oh, they list my name in the newsletter every issue." " Do they?" " Oh, I got the literature right over here," " if you'd like to examine it..." " Perhaps when my head has recovered from its, uh..." "uh, buffeting." "Mrs. Munson, are you at all curious as to why I darkened your door, as the expression would have it, on this lovely, lovely camellia-scented morn?" "Well, I was wonderin' till you let Pickles out." " I quite understand." " Then in all the excitement..." "The fact is, I saw the sign in your window advertising a room to let?" "And there are no other such signs among the houses" " on this charming, charming street." " Yeah, I got a room." "$ 15 a week." "I'm lookin' for a quiet tenant." "Madam, you are addressing a man who is quiet and yet not quiet." "If I may offer a riddle." "I am currently on sabbatical from the institution where I teach, the University of Mississippi at Hattiesburg." "I am takin' a year off to indulge my passion, and I do not believe that is too strong a word," " for the music of the Renaissance." " Mm-hm." "I perform in, and have the honor of directing, a period-instrument ensemble that performs at Renaissance Fairs and other cultural fora throughout central and southern Mississippi." "We perform on the instruments for which the music was originally composed." "Now, wait a minute." "You got some kind of band?" "Oh, no." "The word "band" would be, in this context, something of a misnomer." "Though we do play together, hence the word "ensemble", the nature of the music is such that, well, one would hesitate to apply the epithet "band"" " with connotations of jangling' rhythms." " So y'all ain't playin' no hippity-hop?" ""l Left My Wallet in El Segundo"." "Songs with the titles spelled all funny?" "Oh, no, no." "We play music that has been composed to the greater glory of God." "Devotional music." "Church music." "Gospel music?" "Well, inspired by the gospel, certainly." "The vintage, of course, is no more recent than the Rococo." "Rococo, huh?" "Well, I guess that'd be OK." "But I don't propose to inflict our rehearsals on you." "May I inquire, do you have a root cellar?" "Ah..." "Yes." "Yes, yes." "This looks promising." "A little dank, ain't it?" "Indeed." "That only improves the acoustics." "Marvelous." "Yes." "Ah;" "Oh, these earthen walls are ideal for baffling the higher registers of the, uh..." "lute or sackbut." "That is why so much music of the cinquecento was played in crypts and catacombs." "This is ideal." "This is perfect." "This is more than perfect." " I can scarcely contain my glee." " Oh, you containing' it OK." "You gotta peel this shit out, man." "Sometimes it stick to the bottom." "Hey, this shit smells like piles." "You wouldn't even believe this, man." "Even out here on the casino floor you gonna find goddamn mercy pads, Tucks..." "I don't know what the fuck people be doin' here while they gambling'." "Man, I ain't peeling' no funky shit with my human hands." "That ain't nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses" " and shit attacking' your fuckin' insides." " Oh, well, shit, you gotta do it, 'cause Mr. Gudge checks everything." "This tunnel leads back onto the land for all the people that work for Mannex." "Mannex Corporation." "They own the Bandit Queen, three other boats." "Now, this is where they think on their corporate shit, Gudge and them." "I mean, the light's as ugly as all hell, but, shit, ain't as many Tucks." " Let me in, motherfucker;" " What's the password?" "Kiss my ass;" "Now, this is where they count the dough." "Now, if you try to take any of it," "Elron over there'll shoot yo' ass." "Goddamn;" "Dawg, this is a motherfuckin' pigsty, man;" "You are a squeakyass, motherfuckin' pig;" "Man, look at your ass." "You got Cocoa Krispies on your uniform." "Got breakfast there, and you still eatin' goddamn lunch, man." "I swear to God, if that ass was nickels, you'd be a motherfuckin' millionaire." "Spread out, boy." "Look at you." "You a disgraceful fucka;" "You is a fat motherfucker, man;" "I swear..." "Hey, Mr. Gudge, uh..." " How you doin' this mornin'?" " I'm doin' fine." " All right." " So, how's the new man?" "Oh, shit, he a cleaning' motherfucker, man." " ls that a fact?" " What's up, my nigga?" "Cut;" "Cut, cut, cut;" "Goddamn it, his canteen fell off." "Props;" " The goddamn thing's canteen fell off." " OK." "We're prepared for that." "Mountain, put Otto into the apparatus." " What the hell is this?" " World War I vintage gas mask." "It's authentic." "Strapped on, of course, so it can't fall off." "Now, the animal is free to be as active as he wants." "It doesn't inhibit his movement in any way, and I think it really sells the whole doughboy thing." " It looks like a fucking joke." " Uh, you're absolutely right." "The gas mask is a whimsical concept." "How the hell does it eat when it gets to the Nibbles Ready-to-Eat?" " Well, you're absolutely right." " Don't let the clients see this." " Or that Humane fucker." " No, of course not." "They'll just shut the fuckin' spot down, Pancake." "They'll shut shut the fuckin' spot down, OK?" "Put the goddamn canteen back on the dog." "That says he's a soldier;" "Dented tin canteen." "All right?" "Strap it to his fucking collar;" "Easiest thing in the world." "I-I just thought..." "What?" "...but you're right." "A canteen's much better." "Good concept." "Let's go with that." " What's he doing?" " Well, he's, uh..." " Just breathe normally, Otto." " The fucking dog can't breathe." "Oh, no, he can breathe." "Eh, eh, that thing is..." " Just breathe normally, Otto." " The fuckin' dog can't breathe." "The fuckin' dog cannot breathe;" "OK?" "Get the fu..." "Get that fuckin' thing off of him." "Of course." "Easiest thing in the world." "I don't have my Leatherman." "Mountain, give me your Leatherman." "Chop, chop;" "Chitra;" "Make sure that Humane fucker doesn't come over here, OK?" "Distract him." "He'll shit if he sees this." "There we go." "Mountain, have electric run me a stinger." "Don't give up on me, Otto;" "Mountain, I need two live leads;" "Uh, eh, but, Garth, the gennie's a hundred yards away." "Goddamn it." "Otto's gonna have irreversible brain damage in about 30 seconds." "Here we go." "OK, kiss of life." "Otto is fuckin' dead;" "What the fuck are you doing?" ";" "Otto is fuckin' dead;" "Set; 320; 320;" "Hut;" "Ugh;" "I-left. 90-tiger, x-slant." "On one." "Ready?" "Break;" "Hut;" "Ugh;" "Ooh;" "Split left. 68, Z-go." " You the man." "Hey, butthead;" " Huh?" " You the man;" " Me the man?" "On one." "Ready?" "Break;" "390; 390;" "Hut;" "Ugh;" "Oh, no;" "Hudson;" "Get your ass off the field;" "Get your ass off the field;" "Goddamn it;" "Hudson, get your ass out of my game;" "You couldn't catch a cold;" "A'ight, Dragon Lady, we want that fuckin' money." "We want that doughnut money." " Oh;" "OK, papa-san..." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "...we want that doughnut money." "We ain't fuckin' around, Mr. Hi-Ho." "Look, this fuckin' thing, it ain't that complicated." "You give us all the fuckin' money, you won't get shot in the head." "A'ight?" "You got three seconds." "You..." "You got three fucking seconds, a'ight?" "One, two, three." "You understand?" " We want that doughnut money;" " I'm a count uno, and two and..." "His fingers are way the fuck up my nose;" "Get your fingers out my man's nose;" "Cafe?" "Ah;" "Aah;" " Let it shine on" " All night" " Let it shine on" " Come on, now, let your" " Light from the lighthouse" " Let it" "Shine on me" " Oh, let it" " Shine on" " Come on, let it" " Shine on" " I need you to let your" " Light from the lighthouse" "Let it shine on me" " Let it shine on me" " Shine on" " Let it shine on me" " Shine on" " Let it shine on me" " Shine on" " You got to let it shine on me" " Shine on" " When you're walkin' in darkness" " Shine on" " You gotta let it shine" " Shine on" "If you want to see the light You gotta let it shine" "You've got to let it shine" "You've got to let it shine Whoo;" "Come on, shine, yes;" "Come on, shine" "Come on, shine" "You've got to come on and let it shine" "Yeah, help me let it shine" "Let it shine" "Shine;" "Oh, yeah" " Hey, let it shine" " Shine on" " Let it shine" " Shine on" " Let it shine" " Shine on" "Let the light from the lighthouse" "Shine..." "On..." "Me...;" "Let it shine on me Yeah;" "I know you all remember that when Moses came down the mountain carrying the Word of God, come down that Sinai peak," " he caught them Israelites red-handed." " Yes;" "What'd he catch 'em doin'?" "He caught 'em worshippin'" " a golden calf." " Yes;" "He caught 'em worshippin' a false god." "He caught them Israelites in decline." "In decline;" "What did Moses do when he saw those... declining', backsliding', never-mindin' sinners?" "What did he do?" "Mosses smote those sinners in his wrath;" "Yes, he did;" "Y'all know what "smote" is?" "I smite, you smite, he smites, we done smote;" "To smite is to go upside the head;" "Because sometimes, brothers and sisters, that's the only way;" "The only way." "To smite is to remind we got to stop that decline and scramble back up to the face of the Almighty God;" " Amen;" " instead of worshippin' that golden calf, that earthly trash on that garbage island." "That garbage island in the shadowland, wa-a-ay... way outside the Kingdom of God;" "That garbage island, where scavenger birds feast on the bones of the backsliding' damned;" "And so..." "let us pray." "My dear lady, I do so hope this is not an inopportune time for our first practice." "Somebody die?" "I beg your pardon?" "Oh;" "No, no, no." "No, I'm not bereaved." "Though it is so kind of you to inquire." "The hearse is simply a vehicle commodious enough to accommodate all the members of our ensemble." "And, of course, our instruments contrived in an age ignorant of miniaturization." "Allow me to introduce my friends, my colleagues, these devoted and passionate musicians." "Ain't no smokin' in this house." "Oh." "Sorry." "What do you think, General?" "Present any problems?" "Good then." "Gentlemen, why don't we crowd around and go over the plan?" "Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen." "Gambling den." "Cash cow." "Sodom of the Mississippi Delta and the focus of our little ex ercise." "Here is Orchard Street." "Here is the residence of Marva Munson, the charming lady whom you all met moments ago." "Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware that the Solons of the state of Mississippi, to wit, its legislature, have decreed that no gaming establishment shall be erected within its borders upon dry land." "They may, however, legally float." "While the gambling activity is restricted to these riverboats, no such restrictions apply to the functions ancillary to this cash-besotted business." "The casino's offices, locker rooms, facilities to cook and clean, and, most importantly, its counting houses, the reinforced, secret, super-secure repositories of the lucre, may all be situated... wherever." " Gawain, where is "wherever"?" " Say what?" " Where's the money?" " Oh." "OK, look." "At the end of every shift, pit boss brings the cash down to the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox, and once a day all the cash is moved down to the counting' room." "And where is the counting room?" "Uh... it be right there in that square where you pointing'." "And what, to flog a horse that if not dead is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?" "Offices." "Underground." "Ha;" "Underground;" "Mmm;" "Underground." "During the casino's hours of operation, the door to this counting room is fiercely guarded." "The door itself is of redoubtable Pittsburgh steel." "When the casino closes this entire underground complex is locked up, and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance." "There, then, far from the guard, reposes the money, behind a five-inch-thick steel portal, yes." "But the walls... the walls are but humble masonry behind which is only the soft, loamy soil deposited over centuries by the Old Man, the meandering' Mississippi, as it fanned its way back and forth across the great alluvial plain, leaving earth." "This earth." "The General here, whose curriculum vitae comprehends massive tunneling' experience through the soil of his native French Indochina, shall be directin' our little old tunneling' operation." "Garth Pancake, though a master of none, is a jack of all those trades corollary to our aim." "He will be doin' such fabricatin' and demolition work" " as our little caper shall require." " Happy to be on board." "Gawain is our proverbial "inside man."" "He has managed to secure himself a berth on the custodial staff of the Bandit Queen." " Damn skippy;" " And this brings us to Lump." "To look at Lump, you might wonder what specialized expertise could he possibly offer our merry little old band of miscreants." "Well, gentlemen, in a project of such risks, it is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute." "Someone who will be our security, our battering ram, our blunt instrument." "And, on our behalf, I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome." " Fuckin' A." " Whassup, my nigga?" "Well, gentlemen, here you are." "Men of different backgrounds and differing talents." "Men with, in fact, but two things in common:" "One, you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar, and two, you're all going to be, in consequence, very, very, incredibly... rich." "Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen." "Let us make beautiful music together, and, by all means, let us keep this to ourselves." "What we say in this root cellar, let it stay in this root cellar." "There's no "I" in "team"." "Trouble in and trouble out" "Trouble's what this world's about" "Troubles of this world the Devil's in this world" "Trouble in. trouble out" "Trouble's what this world's about" "Troubles of this world the Devil's in this world" "You up the river without a paddle in a lot of trouble" "Without a doubt you going under running out of bubbles" "Pass me the body bag watch me dump 'em" "It ain't nothing for you to get squashed like a pumpkin" "I try so hard and play my cards afraid to fall." "I ain't involved" "I gotta call I'm much appalled" "I came to O Z and broke the laws" "Bring on the casket ain't too glad" "'Cause dirty hazard wrapped in plastic" "It's OK." "Don't stop on account of me." "No." "No, no, no, no." "Not at all, madam." "Not at all." "We were about to take a break anyway." "The glissandi on this particular piece are technically very, very demanding, and I'm sure we would all welcome a moment of R and R." "Well, I just thought maybe you'd like to see..." "What have you gotten into, honey?" "Why you sweatin' like that?" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Uh, eh, 'cause, 'cause..." "That boy right there?" "He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut;" " Ain't that right, Lump?" " Uh-huh." "I'm tellin' you, he can tear it up." "Right, Lump?" "Ain't nobody play the sackbut like Lump right there." "He..." "Hoo-hoo-hoo;" "Don't be shy, Lump." "Don't be shy." "Lump, that boy, he go... at it like it was some pussy;" " Oh, shit;" " Mind your mouth;" "This is a Christian house, boy." "No hippity-hop language in here." " Sometime it's the only way." " Now listen, you ain't gonna hit me..." "I'm tryin' to help you, boy, better yourself;" "And so you should, madam." "So you should." "Gawain is so far transported by his love of the music of the early Renaissance..." "Don't make me no never-mind, he transported;" " I understand." " You been smokin'?" "Oh, certainly not, ma'am." "I understand your indignation, ma'am." "And I was offering an explanation, not an excuse." " I myself am..." " Hey, hey, hey don't be explaining' me, dawg;" "You can't read my motherfuckin' mind, man;" "You might got yo' Ph.D., but I got my GED;" " Yes." " Nigga;" "A fiery lad... but then youth is fiery." "A fact often remarked upon by the poets of the Romantic era." "My youth, I was in church." "I wasn't walking' around fiery." "Youth ain't no excuse for nothin'." "Anyhow, I just came to show you the fife." "Othar's fife." "Burned his own." "I thought maybe, you bein' a man of music, you'd be interested." "Oh, indeed I am." "Cut it hisself and burned his holes." "The Israelites called it a khalil." "Yeah, you can read all about it in the Bible." "Ain't nothin' new under the sun." "Indeed not." "Gone these 20 years." "He was some kind of man." "Blowed the khalil." "I don't suppose Othar ever turned his hand or, or turned his lip to blowing the shofar?" "The ceremonial ram's horn sounded by the priests of the Hebrews." "No, I don't know nothin' about that." "Othar never blowed no shofar;" " Of course not." " Not to the extent of my knowledge." "The khalil was good enough for my Othar." "He was some kind of man." "Some kind of man." "Oh, goddamn;" "Come on, girl, let me get one little peek." "Don't be cruel." "Come on, just one butt cheek." "Pull that ass out and make it clap." "Aw, just 'cause I'm dressed like a janitor, don't mean you gotta do me dirty." "This muthafucka's hit the jackpot." "Come on, girl." "Come over here and blow on these dice." "You know, I'm a seven on the roll now, but I'm a 10 the hard way, and I ain't just talkin' crap." "Mr. Gudge, she had a ass that could pull a bus." "I mean, Gudge, it was more than an ass, it was literature." "Yeah, I don't care how big her ass was, MacSam." "You're fired." "You say what?" "There is no fraternizing with customers on the Bandit Queen." " Clean out your locker." " But, Mr. Gudge, I wasn't fraterniz..." "I said get outta here." "You're fired." "You can't fire me;" "I'll sue your ass;" "Sue me?" "For what?" "For fuckin' punitive damages, man;" " Punitive damages." " Yeah." "Punitive damages." "You goddamn skippy;" " Punitive damages." " I see why you firing' me, Mr. Gudge." "Yeah, it's simple and plain." "You firing' me 'cause I'm black." "MacSam, everybody on the custodial staff is black." "Your replacement is gonna be black." "His replacement, no doubt, will be black;" "Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black, muthafucka." " Oh." " And you?" " You gon' stand tall before the man." " Oh." "And your replacement's gonna be black," " muthafucka;" " Thank you." "Oh, my." "Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my." "This is a severe setback." "I am distraught." "I'm more than distraught." "I am devastated." "I-I'm beside myself." "I'm at a positive loss for words." " You still talkin' OK, though." " Have you all decided?" "Madam, we must have waffles." "We must all have waffles forthwith." "We must all think." "We must all have waffles and think, each and every one of us, to the very best of his ability." "Perhaps if you apologized to the man and gave him flowers." "Or perhaps a fruit basket with a card depicting a misty seascape and inscribed with a sentiment." "I ain't apologizing' to that muthafucka." "He fired me 'cause I'm black;" "He can't do that." "You could sue him." "Open and shut case." " Fuckin' A." " Surely a chocolate assortment has been known to melt the heart of even the hardest misanthrope." "That man ain't rollin' over for no fucking candy bar." "Uh, we've had a bit of a setback on the tunneling front, too." " We've run into a pretty large rock." " Rock;" " Very bad." "Very bad." " Oh, my." "Seems that the poet was right." "Troubles never singly come." "Oh, no, we can get through the rock." "No worries there." "Easiest thing in the world." "Why, we just blow right through it." "I got a pyro license." "Just, uh, bore a hole in the rock and pack in a little plastique." "Igneous blows pretty good." " And then we could..." " Hello, Garth." " Am I ordering the primer cord?" " Yes, Mountain." "We were just talking about that, and some plastique." " What the fuck is this?" " Oh, this is Mountain Girl." "Mountain is my right hand." "She helps me out with ordnance." " Helps me with... damn near everything." " Hey." "You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut?" "I must confess myself to be puzzled as well." "I thought it was understood that when it came to our little enterprise," ""mum" was the word." "Of course, I understand that, but this is Mountain Girl." "I don't keep secrets from Mountain." "That's not how you maintain a loving, caring relationship." "You brought yo' bitch to the Waffle Hut;" "The man brought his bitch..." "to the Waffle Hut;" "All right, look, you, I will thank you to stop referring to Mountain that way." "She is the other half of my life." "Everybody lookin' at me like I'm some kind of fuck-up for losin' a sorry-ass job, and this muthafucka brings his bitch" " to the muthafuckin' Waffle Hut;" " Son-of-a-bitch punk;" " Shut your goddamn mouth;" " You better raise the fuck up, fucka;" " Gentlemen, please." " Back the fuck up;" "You gon' back that shit the fuck up;" " Gentlemen, please." " What?" ";" "What?" ";" "Please, gentlemen, this behavior does you no credit in the eyes of your colleagues, nor in those of the other patrons of this Waffle Hut." "Little punk." "Oh, look at this." "I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket;" "Gentlemen, I propose that we consider the matter of this woman," " Mountain Water..." " Mountain Girl." "I'm so very sorry." "I propose that we consider this matter closed." "And we shall choose to trust her since we have no choice, and since she shall share only in Mr. Pancake 's portion of the booty." "Of course." "Wouldn't have it any other way." " Yeah, you damn right you won't." " Up yours, punk." " Oh, fuck you and the Swiss Miss." " The matter of disposing" " of our igneous impediment is also..." " C-Coach..." "Coach..." " C-C-Coach, I..." " ...closed." "Settled." "That leaves us only with the question of Gawain retrieving his job." " Coach, I..." " Yes, Lump?" "Couldn't we just bribe the guy?" "You are a reading' fool, aren't you, Mr. Dorr?" "Yes, I must confess." "I often find myself more at home in these ancient volumes than I do in the hustle-bustle of the modern world." "To me, paradoxically, the literature of the so-called "dead tongues"" "holds more currency than this morning's newspaper." "In these books, in these volumes, there is the accumulated wisdom of mankind, which succors me when the day is hard and the night lonely and long." "Mm." "The wisdom of mankind, huh?" " What about the wisdom of the Lord?" " Oh..." "Yes, yes." "The Good Book, mm." "I have found reward in its pages." "But, to me, there are other good books as well." "Heavy volumes of antiquity freighted with the insights of man's glorious age." "And then, of course, I just love, love, love the works of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe." "Oh, I know who he was." "Kinda spooky." "No, madam, no, no." "Not of this world, it's true." "He... he lived in a dream." "An ancient dream." ""Helen," "Thy beauty is to me" "Like those Nicean barks of yore," "That gently, o'er a perfumed sea," "The weary, wayworn wanderer bore" "To his own native shore."" "Who was Helen?" " Some kinda whore of Babylon?" " One doesn't know who Helen was... but I picture her as being very, very... extremely... pale." "Mrs. Munson, I have been trying to figure out some way of expressing' my gratitude to you for takin' in this weary, wayworn wanderer." "It's just a little old present." "Why, it's hardly anything at all." "Oh, why, Mr. Dorr;" "You are a gallant man." "Oh, madam, I blush, I melt." "No..." "I just happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night," ""The Mighty, Mighty Clouds of Joy", and I thought you and a friend from church perhaps would...?" " Yes, I have a widow lady friend." " The concert is up in Memphis, so I have arranged a car service to transport you thither." "Ah?" "Why, Sheriff Wyner;" "How you doin'?" "Good evenin', Mrs. Munson." "I just stopped by here to let you know I did have a talk with Weemack, and he told me he's gonna comply with your request in keepin' that music down and neighborly." "So you just go and have yourself a pleasant evening'." "Wait a minute." "I got somebody that I want you to meet." "Uh, ma'am, you know what?" "I'm..." "I'm a little pressed for time." "You got a gang of bank robbers youse chasing'?" "Come on in here and say hello." "Yeah, we was in here, havin' tea and..." "Huh;" "Bussed his own dishes." "You can always tell a gentleman." " Somebody was in here, ma'am?" " Yeah, with me and Othar." "Well, you know what?" "Maybe I'll catch him the next time." "Oh, come on up to his room with me and say hello." "I got a family." "My wife got dinner on the table." "I really have to be goin'." " Oh, my." "He is neat;" " Yes, ma'am, he very neat." "He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends." "Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now." " What...?" " Ma'am, I really need to be gettin' back." "Mrs. Munson, don't..." "You don't have to..." "Mrs. Munson?" "Why, Professor;" "What in the world are you doin' having' tea down there?" "Uh..." "Mrs. Munson?" "Oh, Lord Jesus." " Mrs. Munson?" " Land of Goshen, child;" " Come on out from under there;" " Mrs. Munson, my pager just went off." "I got to go." "Mm-hm." "I'll meet you and your friend later." "That was refreshing." "Y'all have a good evenin' now;" "As you know, we academics are inordinately fond of wedging' ourselves" " into confined spaces." " Mm;" "At Yale, the students will see how many of their number they can enclose in a telephone booth." "At Harvard, a broom closet." "Oh;" "Hope I didn't spill my tea." "Well, what the hell is this?" "I guess it's just my way of sayin', um..." "Oh, well, goddamn it, Mr. Gudge." "Look here, I..." "I don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes." "You know, with you bein' a tight-ass and all." "And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes." "See, Mr. Gudge, there's the custodian, right?" "And then there's the man inside the custodian." "And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with." "See, 'cause that man, he got needs, Mr. Gudge, and normally those needs gotta do with women with big asses." "I guess my point bein' is I realize I'm a bunkie junkie." "But if you woulda seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr. Gudge, whew;" "Well... we all human." "This apology buys you a one-week probationary period." "Thank you, Mr. Gudge." "Stay away from the customers, MacSam." "This drill bit's getting awfully hot." "Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer and spritz it down while I drill." "Fuck you." "I ain't your motherfuckin' house nigger." "I'm the inside man." "All right, look, are you gonna have a bug up your ass for the rest of the time we work together?" " I'll get the sprayer." " Oh, no, no." "No." "Me and this gentleman here have to get square." "Let me tell you somethin', MacSam." "I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi." "I wasn't born here, you know." "I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania." "What the fuck?" "Scranton." "Pennsylvania." "Came down here in 1964." "Greyhound bus." "With the Freedom Riders." "Do you know who the Freedom Riders were, MacSam?" "No, and I don't give a fuck." "Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave." "Damn;" "The Freedom Riders, my fine young man, were a group of concerned liberals from up north, all working together, just like we are here." "Involved citizens who came down here so that local black folk could have their civil liberties." "So that people like you could have the vote." " You know what, man?" " What, brother?" " I don't vote." "So fuck you." " You little fuckin' ingrate." " And the bus you rode in on, jackass;" " Let's step outside, MacSam;" "Fuck the outside;" "Come on;" "What?" ";" "(knocking)" "My friend Mrs. Funthes is here, so I'm about to go out." "Just thought I'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies." "Why, that is lovely." "Ooh, y'all sound good;" "(chuckles) Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday..." " give us a recital." " Why, how kind of you;" "Our music, however, is, uh..." "well, how shall I put this?" "Uh, a bit Roman in its outlook." "Uh, many of our pieces were commissioned by the Holy See." "Oh, I see, all right, but we don't make no big whoop-dee-do about denomination." "Everybody welcome at our church." "Yeah, we had a Methodist come in." "Episcopalian." "Back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in;" " He had a guitar." " (chucking) A Jew with a guitar." "If you will excuse me one moment, madam, I shall, uh, I shall see you out." "If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously in the course of my absence, perhaps upon my return we shall be prepared to explode that vexing' old piece of igneous." "Oh, Professor;" "This is Mrs. Funthes." "Enchante." "Mrs. Funthes." "Allow me." "Rosalie, this is Professor G.H. Dorr , Ph.D." "Oh, my." "That's an awful lot of letters." "Oh, well, no." "Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait." "Uh-huh." "All right, safety meeting." "Let's listen up." "General, can you hand me the primer cord?" "Before we set the charge, we will run through our procedure." "I have earplugs for whoever wants them." "Just wedge those right in your ears." "Now, here we have..." "Not yet, Lump." " Oh." " Now, primer cord." "Gelatinite." "C-4." "Time comes, we pack the hole in the rock with the C-4 and insert two leads:" "A and B." "I remember my father sayin' to me - and it's one of the few memories I retain of the man from one of his visits home, and how I do cherish it - he said to me, "Goldthwait, you are not formed as other boys."" "He a man of learning'?" "This is the same procedure we will be using when we collapse the tunnel after entering the casino vault and returning to the root cellar." "He was a self-educated man." "Didn't have a career as such, but the government did recognize the breadth of his readin' by makin' him librarian of the state nervous hospital in Meridian, where he was a distinguished inmate." "Once these materials are combined only the professionals may handle them." "That means me or the General." "Separately they are harmless, completely inert." "Why, you could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a ham... (explosion)" "What in the name of heavens was that?" "Well, um..." "I'm quite certain there's absolutely no reason to be alarmed." "Why, I'm not even absolutely certain I heard anything at all." "Didn't hear nothin'?" ";" "Well, something perhaps." "Nothing that need discompose us was the sense I was tryin' to convey." "Now, Mrs. Munson, I will not have you missin' your musical recital." "Off you go;" "I shall call the gas company, or the water company." "Whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this contretemps." "I shall see to the matter, as only a highly educated classicist could." "Blood;" "Blood, Professor, blood;" "Blood, blood, blood;" "(Pancake) It's nothin' to make a fuss about." "It's perfectly all right." "Jackass;" "You better get yo' ass back down there and find that shit, dipshit;" " Really, I'm perfectly all right." " Perfectly all right?" "Jackass, you just blew your goddamn finger off;" "The muthafucka down there flapping' the fuck around;" "You better get yo' ass back down there and find it;" "I'm tellin' you right now, nubbie, I ain't picking' up your goddamn finger;" "I gather there was a premature detonation." "Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on?" ";" "It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway?" "She just called Triple A, they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on;" "Listen up;" "Jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno;" "The thang still worked;" "It looked like a chewed-up frank, but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka;" "It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick;" "Oh;" "Your fuckin' finger just moved;" "The muthafucka movin' slow now;" "I'm not gettin' that shit." "Fuck that;" "You're on your own there;" "They using' the house to practice music... of the Rococo." "Mmm-hm." "I propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital." "The General will follow when he manages to recover the severed digit." "No, no, really, I'm perfectly all right." "I don't know what all the fuss is about." " Good news;" "Good news;" " Pickles;" "Go get him;" "The house is in apple-pie order, though we do have to get medical attention for Mr. Pancake, who, during' the disturbance, pinched his finger in the valve of his sackbut." "You let the cat out;" "Wha...?" "The General is even now ex ercisin' every effort in retrievin' your mischievous little Pickles." "Please, go on." "Go on and enjoy the concert;" "Driver;" "Au revoir. mesdames." "(Dorr) Despite our setback, we find ourselves on schedule to penetrate the vault here this afternoon, while Mrs. Munson is at church, havin' blasted that little old rock to pieces during' Mrs. Munson's choir practice." "Garth, can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel?" "Of course." "Why, it's child's play now." "Easiest thing in the world." "Only a couple of feet separate us from the vault." "Just the usual spadework until we get to the masonry of the vault, and then we just drill through." "And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?" "Oh, well, yeah, I should think so." "Yeah, it's, uh, it's only one finger." "Inhibits me in doing finer work of course." "I'll always have to live with that." "(clears throat)" "Maybe" " I'm just thinkin' out loud here - maybe, since as you say there will be problems later, maybe - and I actually mentioned this to Mountain Girl, she agrees with me, so it's not just one person's opinion - maybe, uh..." "I should get a little extra compensation for the accident." "Somewhat larger share." "Why, if this was any other line of work, I'd be getting workman's comp." "Wouldn't I?" "Might even have a pretty good lawsuit." "Wait, so you gonna sue yourself for blowing your own goddamn finger off?" " Well, now that is simply asinine." " Yes, but you see, Garth, this is not what you just called "some other line of work."" "Yeah, no, no, no, but if it were..." "This is a criminal enterprise, not to put too fine a point on it, entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor." "Governmental regulations and civic safeguards cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits." " Yeah, but he lost his finger." " We don't give a fuck;" "That fool could blow his goddamn dick off, it don't make no nevermind to us;" "We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowing' off goddamn body parts;" "Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man;" "Look you, there is no call for..." "No extra share;" "OK." "Majority rules." "Like I say, it was just a trial balloon." "Hand's not so bad really." "I even get some phantom feeling." "Yeah, you pull on your prick, you get some phantom feelin'." " Fuck you." " Fuck you." " Fuck you;" " Fuck you, nubbie;" "Well, now that that matter is settled, why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work." "In 20 seconds, it will be exactly 12:16." " Fifteen..." " What, it'll be 12:15?" "No, 15 seconds." "Well, 11 seconds now." "It'll be 12:16." " Eight, seven..." " Professor?" "Prof...?" " ...six..." " Professor?" "...five..." "Yes, Lump;" "I don't have a watch." "There'll be no more weeping' and wailin'" "No more weeping' and wailin'" "No more weeping' and wailin'" "Home to live with God Oh..." "Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "Troubles of this world Troubles of this world" "Oh, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "I'm goin' home to live with God" "Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "Troubles of this world Troubles of this world" "Troubles of this world" "Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "I'm goin' home to live with God" "Well, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "Troubles of this world Troubles of this, great God;" "Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "I'm goin' home to live with God" "Well, I'm goin' up to see King Jesus Hey, hey, yeah;" "I'm gonna shake His loving hand" "I'm gonna tell Him all about my trouble" "As I'm travelin' through this land;" "Oh, soon I will be done" "Troubles of this world" "Yeah, soon I will be done" "I'm goin' home to live with God" "Yeah, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world" "Troubles of this world" "Yeah, soon I will be done with the troubles, yeah" "I'm goin' home to live with God" "Whoo-hoo-hoo;" "Ain't that somethin';" "(moans)" " I.B.S." " You be what?" "Irritable Bowel Syndrome;" "Is there a men's room down here?" "Oh, come on." "You shouldn't be usin' the men's room now;" "Or a lady's room. (sniffs) Quickly." "I.B.S." "If you knew you had the runs, why didn't you shit back at the house?" "Quickly;" "We don't want Elron finding your stinkin' ass on the crapper;" "No choice." "It's a medical condition." "Quickly;" "You one disgusting' individual, you know that?" "Come on." "Follow me." "(toilet flushes)" "I feel 30 pounds lighter." " Come the fuck on with your stinkass." " Thank you for being so understanding." "Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of I.B.S." "is educating the public." "Afflicts over two million people, yet most of us have never heard of it." "And it strikes without regard to age, gender or race." "Oh, fuck, man, I don't wanna hear about this shit." "Well, that's exactly the kind of attitude we're fighting." "I guess I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met." "They had an I.B.S. weekend at Grossinger's up in the Catskills." "Of course, the tourist business there has suffered with the demise of the Borscht Belt, so they have various promotions, mix ers, so on." "This was a weekend for lrritable Bowel singles to meet and support each other" " and share stories." " Man, look here," "I don't want to hear a single one of them stories, OK?" " Now, some of them are very moving." " Not one fucking story;" " Look, I didn't choose to have I.B.S." " Man, shut the fuck up;" "There's no cure, you know." "Only control." "Lifelong condition." "Yeah, you know what?" "Bein' an asshole's a lifelong condition, too." "Just drop the fuckin' tools." "I'm not complaining." "I did meet Mountain Girl." "Man, get back in the fuckin' hole;" "Oh; (laughs) Marvel..." "Marvelous." "Marv..." "This way;" "This way, gentlemen;" "Oh;" "Excellent;" "Excellent." "Flawless, flawless." "Thumbs up." "Can't stop shitting'." "Can't stop talkin' about shittin'." "Gentlemen, to we few." "We who have shared each other's company, each other's cares, each other's joys, and who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts, shoulder to shoulder, from each according to his abilities," "so forth and whatnot." "We have had our little differences along the way, but I'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more." "Each of us coming to understand and appreciate the other's unique qualities and potencies and, yes, foibles." "I suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day, one distant day, grandchildren dandled upon our knee, and perhaps a tear will form and we shall say," ""Well, with wit and grit and no small amount of courage, we accomplished something on that day, a feat of derring-do, an enterprise not ignoble."" "We merry band, unbound by the constraints of society and the prejudices of the common ruck." "We happy few." " Gentlemen, to us;" " (all) To us;" "(laughter)" "Charge shoulda gone off already." "I do beg your pardon?" "The charge to collapse the tunnel." "I set it for eight minutes." "Well, that much time and more has certainly elapsed." "I need not remind you, it is of the essence of this plan that the money should appear to have simply vanished without a trace," " spirited away, as it were, by ghosts." " Of course." "The conundrum of the undisturbed, yet empty vault, the unsolvable riddle of the sealed yet violated sanctum, is of the utmost importance, not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying, it is exigent as a matter of practical fact." "I remind you that if any tunnel is ever found leading to this house, the owner knows all your names." "(stomach rumbling)" "(alarm)" "("Trouble of This World")" "(rumbling)" "You just fart?" "(laughing)" "Nope, nope, I'm fine." "Perfectly all right;" "Not a problem;" "There's no hole left." "Professor;" "I'm surprised;" "Well... uh... properly speaking, madam, we are surprised." "You are taken aback." "Though I do acknowledge that the sense that you intend is gaining increasing currency through its use, yes." "You have returned from your devotions betimes." "I had to make tea." "I want to talk to you, Professor, so don't you be leavin';" "And you;" "I told you I don't want any smoking' in this house;" "(doorbell rings)" "(sighs)" "Oh, come on in;" "How you doin'?" "(chattering)" "Tea, ladies." "Now, I don't know what you boys been up to, but I know mischief when I see it." "Now, I want an explanation, but first," "I want you to get your fannies up here with all y'all's period instruments." "Now, I been tellin' the ladies about your music, and they want to hear you play." " Professor?" " Yes, Lump?" "I can't really play the buttsack." "(chattering stops)" "Madam, or rather, mesdames, you must accept our apologies for not bein' able to perform, for, as you see, we are shorthanded." "Gawain is still at work, and we could no more play with one part tacit than a horse could canter shy one leg." "Perhaps I could offer, as a poor but ready substitute, a brief poetic recital." "Though I do not pretend to any great oratorical skills, (laughs)" "I would be happy to present, with your ladies' permission, verse from the unquiet mind of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe." ""Ladies, thy beauty is to me" "Like those Nicean barks of yore," "That gently, o'er a perfumed sea, The weary, wayworn wanderer bore" "To his own native shore."" " (ladies sigh)" " My, my, my." ""On desperate seas long wont to roam," "Thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face," "Thy Naiad airs have brought me home" "To the glory that was Greece And the grandeur that was Rome."" "(tea lady #1) Glory hallelujah." "(all) Amen;" "Hm?" "(Dorr) Bye-bye, ladies." "It was... it was my pleasure." " (tea lady #1) We have to do this again." " (tea lady #2) Yes, we do got to." "Such a pleasure." "Safe home." "Safe home." "(Mrs. Munson chuckles)" " Now I want to know what's goin' on." " Oh, indeed, indeed." "The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing." "Though I do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously, slapping' your knee and perhaps even wiping' away a giddy tear, relieved of your former concern." "Lump here is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads, and having found one simply lying on your cellar floor a particularly rare artifact of the Natchez tribe?" "" "Nats... what?" "He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all-out effort to sift through the subsoil in search of others." "And apparently, in doing so, we hit a mother lode of natural gas." "I myself became acutely aware of the smell of "rotten eggs."" "And it was just at this inopportune moment that the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house" " and lit himself a cigarette." " So sorry." "Well, what about all that money?" "Ah." "The money." "Well, the money is Mr. Pancake's." " (clears throat) That's right." " Who only just remortgaged his home in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure that will correct the wandering eye of his common-law wife, Mountain Water, who suffers from astigmia, strabismus and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly." "Mr. Pancake is an ardent foe of the Federal Reserve, and is, in fact, one of those eccentrics one often reads about hoarding' his entire life savings, in Mr. Pancake 's case, in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion." " The Steel Sak." " Don't trust the banks." "Never have." "Mm-mn." "It don't smell right to me." " I'm callin' Sheriff Wyner." " No;" "Madam;" "Please, please." "Madam;" "No, no, I beg of..." "Yes;" "Yes;" "It is a lie;" "It is a fantastic tale;" "You have us dead to rights, but, madam, please, please, please allow me to tell you the truth in private." "Madam..." "Madam, we are not musicians of the late Renaissance." " Nor of the early, nor mid period." " Mm-hm." "We are, in fact, criminals." "Desperate men, Mrs. Munson." "We have tunneled into the nearby offices of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium" " and relieved it of its treasure." " Lord have mercy." "It is true." "The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity, a painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed with her promise of easy winnings." "Oh, yes." "Her gains are ill-gotten." "But, I offer no excuses - save one." "We men have each pledged one half of our share of the booty to a charitable institution." "In compensation for the use of your home, we had planned to donate a full share to Bob Jones University, without burdening you with guilty knowledge by informing you of same." "But now you have wrested the information from me." "There you have it." "It is on your table, Mrs. Munson." "The "awful truth."" " Stolen money." " But find the victim, Mrs. Munson." "I challenge you." "Even the casino itself, that riparian Gomorrah, shall suffer no harm." "It has an insurance company." "A financial behemoth that will cheerfully replenish its depleted vaults." "That is its function." "And that insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policyholders." "So that..." "We have done the calculations, Mrs. Munson." "So that at the end of the day, at the final reckoning, each and every one of those policyholders shall have contributed one penny." "One, single, solitary cent to the satisfaction of this claim." " One penny?" " One penny." "Think of it, Mrs. Munson." "One penny from those thousands upon thousands of people so that Bob Jones University can continue on its mission." "Why, I have no doubt that, were those policy holders made aware of the existence of that august institution, each and every one of them would have volunteered some token amount for the furtherance of its aims." "Well, that's prob'ly true." "Sadly, the criminal stain is upon my soul, but the benefit shall accrue to any number of worthy causes as long, that is, as the secret stays with us." "Well..." "I can't hardly see the harm in it." " One penny?" " (mouthing) One penny." " I'm sorry." " Excuse me?" "No, I'm sorry, it's wrong, and don't you be leadin' me into temptation." " No, no, madam, I must strenuously..." " I'm sorry, it's just plain wrong." " Stealin';" " No, madam..." " I know your intentions was good." " No, they weren't;" "And I won't call the police if you give back the money and y'all go to church with me next Sunday." "And engage in divine worship?" ";" "I've made up my mind." "Now, you can doubletalk all you want." "It's church or the county jail." "Think it over." "I gotta feed the cat." "(plucks strings)" " Motherfuck;" " Yes." "Unfortunately, Mrs. Munson has rather complicated the situation." "Yeah, well, I know how to decomplicate it." "You bust a cap in that old bitch's head, everything be simple." "Not easy to do." "Many reasons." "Practical ones:" "Quiet neighborhood, sleepy town." "Reasons of moral repugnance:" "A harmless woman, a deed conceived and ex ecuted in cold blood." "Oh, no, Gawain, would that it were simple." "Well, fuck, man;" "What we gonna do?" "Give the money back and go to church?" "I shudder." "I quake." "You, sir, are a Buddhist." "Is there not a "middle" way?" "Mm." "Must float like a leaf on the river of life and kill old lady." "Yes, yes, I suppose you are right." "It is the active nature of the crime, though, that so abhors." "The squeezing of the trigger, the plunging of the knife." "But..." "let us think a moment." "What other tools do we have at hand?" "We have the cellar." "We have the cavity." "We have masonry and trowel." "Perhaps we could simply... immure her." "Sure." "Easiest thing in the world." "I can whip up a little mortar in a snow saucer." "Lay the bricks." "Anchor in some chains." "Mountain Girl could outsource the manacles." "Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen, we delude ourselves." "No, shortest and painless is best." "Gawain's gun, retort muffled by a pillow, into the brain." "(claps) The affair of an instant." "The only question is who wields the weapon?" "I believe it is traditional in such circumstances to draw straws." "Fair enough." "Here you go, Lump." "I'm thinkin', though, that since I lost a finger and I mean literally lost it 'cause of that fuckin' cat - maybe I should be excused from this thing." "Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway." "You one whiny muthafucka." "I'll come over there and squeeze your fuckin' nutsack, you keep that bullshit up." "Shut up, punk;" " I'll kick your goddamn ass, sweet-legs;" " Gentlemen;" "No special pleading." "No exceptions." "It is of the nature of the situation we would all prefer to be excused." "Well, OK, it was just a trial balloon." "Long straw." "You all see it." "All that fuss for nothin', punk." "Fuck you." "Motherfuck;" "Lord." "I'm troubled" "Lord." "I'm troubled" "Lord." "I'm troubled Oh." "Lord. by my soul" "My Lord. but when I get up in the Kingdom." "Lord" "I won't be troubled no more" " Oh." "Lord." "I'm troubled" " Lord." "I'm troubled" "Lord." "I'm troubled" " (TV) Oh. would you like a hot cross bun?" " No. just an explanation." "Coming up!" " Ouisie." "I'll take some cocoa." " Hi." "George." "What's goin' on?" "George!" "How did they get in here?" "!" "(raucous laughter)" " What you got there, Gawain?" " Why, nothin', Mama." "Nothin', my ass;" "You got a dog there;" " No, Mama." " A filthy, noisy little pest of a puppy dog" " gonna shit all over the house;" " He won't shit in the house, Mama." "I'm gonna train him, I promise." "I'll train him real good;" "I'm gonna train you real good;" "You wait till your daddy get home." "He gonna lay into you proper;" "No, Mama;" "Please, Mama;" "I love you;" "Your daddy gonna kick yo' ass;" "Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass;" "Ain't you gonna use the strap, Mama?" "I love you, Mama." "I'm sorry, Mama, I love you." "Yeah, I'll wipe the dog's ass and everything, Mama." "I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mama." " I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama." " What you doin'?" "What you doin' with my pillow?" "Nothin', ma'am." "I just came down to get a..." " Ugh;" " I'm displeased with you;" " Yeah, but..." " Fine colored boy like you" " fallin' in with that trash downstairs;" " Ugh;" "Now, I know your mama taught you better than that;" "I can't do it." "She remind me of my mama." " Look, man..." " Why, this is most irregular." "...y'all muthafuckas just gonna have to draw straws again." "Wait a minute." "You've got to accept your responsibilities, young man, and shoot that old lady." "Hey, man, fuck you and your irritated bowel;" "Must shoot." "Now, look here, it's the easiest thing in the world." "Just pretend her head's a casaba melon and the gun is a melon baller." "What the fuck are you talkin' about?" "A melon baller?" " Look, man, you do it." " Oh, this is most irregular." "Now, look, with equal rights comes equal responsibility." "I'm afraid Mr. Pancake is correct." "We cannot draw straws again." "The ex ercise would lose all credibility if you show the loser can simply beg off." "Must shoot." "Hey, look, man, she's just an old colored lady to you." "Come on, man, you do it." " Why, you sniveling little coward." " What did you say to me?" " Sniveling little coward." " You whiny muthafucka." "I will come up yo' stankin', irritated asshole with this gun and give you a lead colonic, muthafucka;" "You think you scare me, you mewling punk?" "You don't scare me." "Bull Connor and all his dogs didn't scare me;" "Now, be a man." "You fuck;" "You ain't no fuckin' man;" " Oh, my, this is most distressing'." " Be a man;" "You ain't no fuckin' man;" "Fuckin' a 60-year-old with pigtails;" "Why, you bastard punk;" "Mountain Girl is 53;" " She could ride your ass to jelly;" " Oh, yeah?" ";" "(both grunting)" " Gentlemen, please;" " I seen Virginia hams" "I'd rather stick my dick in than that big ol' white chick;" "(gunshot)" "Oh, my God." "Oh, no." "Oh, my." " I think he's hit." " (Lump) Oh, no." "I'll just check the carotid artery." " That's a negative." " ls he dead, Professor?" "Oh, sure he's dead, Lump." "I just checked his carotid artery." "(Dorr) Well, this is most irregular." "We shall need a Hefty bag." "She is in the kitchen." "You steal out with the carcass while I dazzle her with conversation." "My dear Mrs. Munson, I have outlined your position with my colleagues, and I now return to you to render our collective verdict." "There was much spirited discussion and an atmosphere of frank give-and-take." "Some of our number were initially appalled at your proposal that we simply return the money." "Some were more receptive." "I don't care if they was receptive or not;" "And that attitude, madam, was a factor in our discussions." "To a man, I must say they were devastated at the prospect of not being able to contribute to their respective charities." " Well, that is a shame." " indeed, but at the end of the day, your position prevailed." "So we have decided to return the money, every last cent of it, and attend Sunday services, rather than spend the remainder of our days wasting' away at the Mississippi Men's Correctional Facility." "(thud)" "Though that was the original preference of some." "(grunts)" "You are not assisting' with the cadaver." "Oh, no need." "Just chuck it off the bridge." "Easiest thing in the world." " I'm just cleaning' up here." " (door shuts)" "Oh;" "That's them." "Back already." "I'll just go dump these in the hearse." "Yeah, easiest thing in the world." "General;" "No extra share, huh?" "(grunts/stomach rumbling)" " Mountain?" " Garth?" "(gasps)" " I.B.S., dear?" " (choking)" "Oh. come" "Let us go back" "To God" " Go back to God" " Oh. come on" " Let's go back to God" " Let us go back" " Let's go back to God" " Come on" "Let's go back to God" "Get Garth." "Let us go back" "To God" "Go back to God" "Excellent." "I believe, at last, we have the right man for the job." "(snoring)" "("Weeping Mary")" "(continues snoring)" "They crucified the Savior" "They crucified the Savior" "They crucified the Savior" "And nailed Him to the cross" "(song continues)" "(clock cuckoos)" "(cat screeches)" "(thunderclaps)" "The old woman is a more formidable antagonist than one had imagined." "(foghorn blows)" "(grunts)" "Now, Lump, it falls to you to finish the job." " The comedy must end." " You know," " I've been doin' some thinkin', Professor." " Oh, dear." "Maybe we should be goin' to church." "Maybe she is right." "Ooh, dear, Lump." "I feared those would be your words." "Not that I don't appreciate you giving the matter the benefit of your thought, but recall, my dear boy, our respective functions in this enterprise." "I am a professor." "The professor, as you yourself so often say." "The thinker." "Trained, in fact, in the arts of cogitation." "You, Lump, are the goon, the hooligan, the dumb brute, whose actions must be directed by a higher intelligence." "Yeah, I know, but..." "Ah, ah, ah;" "No buts, dear boy." "Do not repeat the error of thinkin'." "Now is the moment of praxis." "Now, Lump, you must act." "Well, I can't do it, Professor." "A nice old lady like that." "Think of the riches, Lump, that you and I alone shall divide." "Yeah, I know, but..." "And reflect also that if you decline to act, thus forcing' me to do so, you shall no longer have any entitlement to the money." "Your offices shall have been nugatory." "You mean you're gonna kill her?" "Of course, yes." "My hand shall be forced." "I can't allow you to do that, Professor." "(laughs) You..." " ...allow?" " Mm-hm." "Not allow?" "What presumption;" "You stupid boy;" "You very, very, extremely stupid boy." "Oh, yeah?" "Who looks stupid now?" "No bullets?" "Perhaps it had to be thus." ""Lo; in yon brilliant window-niche" "How statue-like I see thee stand..."" "A raven." "(squawks)" ""..." "The agate lamp within thy hand;"" ""Ah, Psyche, from the regions which" "Are Holy Land;"" "Ugh;" "(coat tears)" "Huh?" "Uh-huh." "Professor?" "(gasps)" "Mm, mm, mm;" "Couldn't face the music." "I appreciate that, but we don't know what to do." "Tried that, too." "Oh..." " Uh, Mrs. Munson..." " Gotta make a statement, Sheriff." "Ma'am, could it possibly wait?" "We're kinda busy down here today." "Oh, well, I suppose it could wait, but it's about that casino money." "Let me call you back." "You know somethin' about it?" "Somethin'?" "Everything;" "I got it at home." " You got what at home?" " The money; $ 1 .6 million dollars." " It's down in my root cellar." " How did it get there, Marva?" "Well, a bunch of desperate men stole it and put it there, that's how;" "See, they was musicians of the Renaissance period." "(chuckles) Turned out they really couldn't play, but they could recite poems that'd break your heart." " The ringleader spoke in dead tongues." " Does he now?" "Oh, I tried to get you to see him." " That night." " Yes, ma'am." "I had to holler at 'em about stealing' all that money." "And I guess I made 'em feel real bad, 'cause they just picked up and left without takin' the money;" "And they let Pickles out;" "So you want us to come over and fetch him." "Oh, no, no, he's back." "What you want me to do with the money?" "You keep it;" "Why don't you keep it?" " Keep it?" " Go on and keep it, Miss Marva." "Well..." "It is just a penny off of everybody's policy." " Could...?" " You don't suppose I could...?" " Yes, ma'am?" "Could I just give it all to Bob Jones University?" "Yeah." "That'd be nice." "Give it all to 'em;" "That's a good idea;" "As long as everybody knows." "("Let Your Light Shine on Me" by Blind Willie Johnson)" "How you doin'?" "Pickles;" "Oh, Lord, Pickles;" "Shine on Oh. let it shine on" "Let it shine on" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me" "Shine on Oh. let it shine on" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on" "I know I've got religion and I ain't ashamed to let" "Your light from the lighthouse shine on me" "Angels in the heaven done wrote my name" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on" "Oh. let it shine on" "Oh. let it shine on" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me" "Shine on Oh. let it shine on" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me" "I know I got religion and I ain't ashamed" "Let our light from the lighthouse shine on me" "Angels up heaven done wrote my name" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me" " Come on. let it" " Shine on" " Come on now. let it" " Shine on" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me" " Oh. let it" " Shine on" " Come on now. let it" " Shine on" "Come and let it" "Let your light from the lighthouse shine on me" " Let it shine" " Shine on" " Let it shine" " Shine on" " Let it shine" " Shine on" " You've got to let it shine" " Shine on" " If you wandered in darkness" " Shine on" " You want to see the light" " Shine on" " You gotta take his hand" " Shine on" " And shine all night" " Shine on" "You've got to let it shine" "You've got to let it" "Let it" "All night long" "All night long" "Come on" "Come on" "Come on" "Yeah. let it shine" "Let it shine Ooh" " You got to feel it" " Shine on" " In your heart" " Shine on" " You gotta feel it" " Shine on" " In your soul" " Shine on" " You gotta take his hand" " Shine on" " You gotta take his hand" " Shine on" " Oh. you gotta shine on me" " Shine on" " I said shine on me" " Shine on" " I said shine on me" " Shine on" "Let the light from the lighthouse" "Shine" "On" "Me!" "Let it shine on me. yeah" "Hallelujah" "(gospel beat)" "Shine on!" "Shine on!" "Shine on!" "Shine on!" "Shine on!" " Shine" " Shine on!" " On" " Shine on" " Me" " Shine on" " Shine" " Shine on" " Shine" " Shine on" " Shine" " Shine on" " Shine" " Shine on" " Shine" " Shine on" " Let the light" " Shine on" " From the lighthouse" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on" " In the morning" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on" " In the new day" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on" " In the midnight" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on" "I need your peace" "Shine on" " I need your love" " Shine on" " I need your spirit" " Shine on" " Shine on me" " Shine on me" " Shine on me" " Shine on me" "Let the light from the lighthouse shine" "Shine" "On" "Me" "Yeah-ah-ah" "(applause and cheering)" "Yes" "Yes" "Yes" "Yes" "Yes" "(applause)" "Oh. yes." "Lord" "Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes" "Thank you . thank you. thank you" "Yes" "Yes" "(applause)" "Hallelujah!" "Thank you." "Lord!" "Thank you." "Lord" "Thank you." "Lord" "Thank you." "Lord" "Thank you." "Lord" "Yeah" " You see. you been mighty good" " Oh. yes. you have" "I said you've been mighty good" "Been mighty good. yeah" "Yes. yes. yes." "Lord"

"Full moon." "Lock up tonight." "Better the wolf takes the pig than you." "We lived on the edge of a dark forest." "Few knew our village by name but many had heard of the terrible things that happened there." "My mother always told me, "Don't talk to strangers." "Go get water and come straight home."" "I tried to be a good girl and do what she said." "Valerie." "Believe me, I tried." "Let's go." "Shh." "Do you have the knife?" "Right here." "Look, snow white fur." "I'll make you a pair of hunting boots." "Do it, Peter." " You do it." "No, you do it." "That's it." "I know good girls aren't supposed to hunt rabbits or go into the woods alone." "But since we were kids, he always had a way of making me wanna break the rules." "Peter!" "Trees'll still be there after we eat." "Give me that." "What will you give me for it?" "They didn't tell you?" "Tell me what?" "They've arranged for you to marry Henry Lazar." "Well, my mother finally got what she wanted." "Money." "Henry gets what he's always wanted." "You." "So, what do we do now?" "Do you want to marry him?" "You know I don't." "Prove it." "How?" "Run away with me." "Where would we go?" "Anywhere you want." "The ocean." "The city." "The mountains." "You afraid?" "No." "Oh, no?" "Really?" "You'd leave your home?" "Your family?" "Your whole life?" "I would do anything to be with you." "I thought you'd say that." "Oh, did you?" "Ha, ha." "Let's do something about it." "It'd be half a day's ride before anyone knows we're gone." "I'll race you." "The wolf." "This way!" "Over here!" "It killed again." "But we've kept the peace." "Well, the wolf has broken it." "Who is it?" "Tell me." "It's your sister." "Mother, Father." "Lucie!" "Lucie!" "Thank you, Claude." " Madame Lazar, please come in." "Suzette." "I'm sorry for your loss." " Thank you." "Let me take that." " Hello, Henry." "Ladies." "Lucie was a good girl." "He's your fiancé now." "He's come to offer his condolences." "But I barely know him." "You'll get to know him." "Now go down there." "Please." "Cesaire." "Come with us to the tavern." "Let the women grieve in their own way." "l-- l" " I want to go." "No." "I didn't love your father when we were first married." "I was in love with another man." "But I came to love your father." "And he gave me two beautiful daughters." "We should count our blessings." "Come on, Father." "It's been almost 20 years since the wolf has taken a human life." "Twenty years." "That's because we sacrifice our best livestock every full moon." "We kept our end of the bargain." "So now we kill it." " Yeah!" "Let's kill that thing!" "No." "I've summoned Father Solomon." " Father Solomon?" " Ha-ha-ha." "He has destroyed Werewolves and witches in cities throughout the kingdom." "He will rid us of this beast." "No." "He'll rob us of our vengeance." "I wonder why she was outside on a wolf night." "Maybe she snuck out to meet a boy." "My Lucie never even thought about boys." "She was certainly taken with my grandson." "She used to come by and follow him about like a puppy." "She found out that night that Henry was engaged to her sister." "She must have been heartbroken." "Maybe she chose to die rather than live without him." "How romantic." "Prudence!" "It's unspeakable." "She never even told me." "Don't worry, dear." "Henry always had his eye on you." "You're the pretty one." "I'm paying my respects." "I know exactly why you're here." "I've already lost one daughter." "Valerie's all I have left." "You have nothing to offer her." "I have a trade." "The same one as your husband." "I know what a woodcutter earns." "Henry's her only hope for a better life." "If you love her you'll let her go." "We've all seen the bones on the trail to Mount Grimmoor." "That's where the wolf makes its lair." "We know the weaknesses of the werewolf." "It can't come out in daylight." "It can't step onto holy ground." "And there's silver." " That'll kill it." "Silver!" "Maybe Father Auguste is right." "Maybe we should wait." "Coward." "Maybe, my son you should find your courage." "You want to hunt the wolf?" "Let's hunt it." "Let's kill it!" "Let's kill the beast!" "Let's kill it!" "What's going on?" "Come on, boys!" "Are you with me?" "!" "Let's go!" "Be careful." "I lost my sister." "I can't lose you too." "We can't do this anymore." "You have to go through with it." "You have to marry Henry." "But you know I don't want Henry." "Don't make this something it's not." "Look, we had our fun." "That's all it ever was." "I don't believe you." "I made something for you." "I was gonna wait until our wedding, but, uh ...." "Just in case." "You will be happy again." "I promise." "Come on, Henry." "We should wait." "We should wait for Father Solomon." " No!" "He'll be here tomorrow!" " We're gonna kill the wolf." " We can take care of this." "That's it?" "Nobody else?" "Let's go!" "Go home to your mama's, then." "Adrian." "Thank you for standing up for Lucie." "That was no small thing." "We'll be family soon." "You'd have done the same." "Promise me you'll be careful." "Don't worry." "The wolf doesn't want me." "I'm all gristle." "I mean it, son." "I promise, Mama." "Grandmother." "Oh." "Darling." "Darling." "Come." "Careful." "There are so many things she didn't tell me." "And I'm her sister." "I should've known." "That was her choice." "We all have secrets." "Remember what my grandma used to say:" ""All sorrows are less with bread." -"Less with bread."" "Here." "Try this." "How beautiful." "I was making it for your wedding." "I don't feel like it's my wedding." "I feel like I'm being sold." "Right up there." "You better watch yourself." "There's a fork." "Let's split up." "Another fork." "We'll take the steep one." "No." "We should stay together." "Good morning, dear." "Morning, Grandmother." "Grandmother told us that the wolf used to kill entire families snatching children from their beds." "Those stories never seemed real to me." "Until now." "Ripped the thing out!" "Claude." "To Adrian." "For his sacrifice." "To Adrian." "Poor Henry." "Henry." "Your father was a brave man." "You know, I was close enough to smell it." "And I was afraid." "And I hid from it." "I didn't do anything." "I should've saved him." "Henry" "Just leave!" "I don't want you to see me like this." "It was Henry's father, wasn't it?" "The man you loved?" "Lucie was in love with him." "She was a year older than me." "She could've married him." "Why did you insist it was me?" "I think you know the answer to that." "I want you to say it." "Lucie was Henry's half-sister." "Adrian was her father." "Does Papa know about Lucie?" "No." "And you have to promise me that you'll never tell." "Father Solomon." "He's here." "Claude." "Presenting His Eminence ...." "Father Solomon." "Papa." "Oh, please don't cry." "You see?" "You see all these children?" "You see how scared they are?" "There's a big, bad wolf." "Someone has to stop it." "Is that the beast that killed our mother?" "It may very well be." "Go on." "I'll join you soon." "No." "Go." "This is indeed an honor, Your Eminence." "Welcome." "You've arrived just in time for our festival." "As you can see, the werewolf has been dealt with." "That is not a werewolf." "No disrespect but we have been living with this beast for two generations." "We know what we're dealing with." "Well, no disrespect but you have no idea what you are dealing with." "I was like you once." "My wife's name was Penelope." "She gave me two beautiful daughters." "We were a very happy family." "We lived in a village like this." "And like Daggerhorn ours was plagued by a werewolf." "One full moon, my friends and I got drunk." "We decided to hunt it." "It never occurred to us that we might actually find it, but find it we did." "It ripped my best friend in half." "Quickly." "And then it was on me." "I hacked and hacked at it with my ax." "Suddenly it was gone." "I had cut off one of its front paws." "I thought it might make a clever souvenir, and so I took it home." "And there I found my wife with a bloody rag wrapped around her wrist." "And when I opened my sack the werewolf's paw was gone." "This was in its place." "I told my girls the werewolf killed their mother." "But that was a lie." "I killed her." "When a werewolf dies, it returns to its human form." "That is just a common gray wolf." "Your werewolf is still very much alive." "This is one of only three silver swords blessed by the Holy See." "May I touch?" "No." "This is a very dangerous time." "You all know what the Blood Moon means." "They have no idea what it means." "The orrery." "The red planet converges with the moon once every 13 years." "This is the only time a new werewolf can be created." "During the week of the Blood Moon the werewolf may pass his curse on with a single bite." "During a normal full moon, a wolf bite will kill you." "But during a Blood Moon your very souls are in danger." "Until the Blood Moon wanes in three days you will never truly be safe." "We're safe now." "I killed the wolf in its lair." "The cave at Mount Grimmoor." "You have been deceived by this beast from the start." "It made you think it lived on Grimmoor so that you would not look for it in the most obvious place." "The wolf lives here." "In this village." "Among you." "The real killer could be your neighbor." "What?" " Your best friend." "Even your wife." "Barricade the village." "You can't do that!" "Post men at every gate!" "No one leaves until we kill the wolf!" "As you wish." "The wolf is dead." "Tonight we celebrate!" "Yes!" "Go ahead." "Celebrate." "We'll see who is right." "The wolf is dead!" "Take it off!" "I'll huff, and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!" "Laugh at the little man!" "Valerie, come dance." "I'll huff I'll puff and I'll blow your house down." "OW!" "I'll just flick this off." "I'll be fit to see the pope." "Papa." "You're my good girl." "I'm so sorry." "I know." "Just go home now, okay?" "Tricked you." "Ha-ha-ha." "Impressive." "Where did you learn that?" "Claude." "Claude, come back to the party." "Looks like Rose has a new conquest." "Come on, Prudence." "You left us!" "Take it easy, friend." "I said we should stick together and you left us, and my father is dead because of it!" "Please don't do this." "Keep your hands off her or I'll cut them off!" "Peter." "Leave me alone." "What's the matter with you?" "What do I have to do to make you stop?" "I love you, Peter." "What are you doing with Rose?" "You don't even like her." "I don't have to like her to get what I want from her." "You're a terrible liar." "I know you feel like I do." "I know you're burning inside." "I'll never be able to give you anything like this." "Think I care about Henry's money?" "You have a future with him." "I'm not gonna let you ruin that." "Did my mother get to you?" "Valerie, I'm wrong for you." "I don't care." "I could eat you up." "Don't you want me?" "Hey, Peter." "Come on, give us a hand." "The only life I want is with you." "So where did you disappear to?" "You know all that soft hay in the granary?" " Run!" " Get to the church!" "Peter!" " Go!" "Claude!" "You will die now, beast!" "The wolf can't cross onto holy ground!" "Get to the church!" "The church!" "Claude!" "Now!" "Rope it!" "Hold him!" "Claude!" " it's strong." "God is stronger." "God is stronger!" "I warned you!" "I warned you!" "Your werewolf is still alive!" "Find it!" "Find it!" "Find it." "Over there!" "You can't escape from me." "Oh, my God." "You can speak." "How?" "You understand me." "That's all that matters, Valerie." "You know my name." "What are you doing?" "Human eyes, dark brown." "I know you well." "You dream of leaving this village." "Let me take you away." "You and I are the same." "No, I'm nothing like you." "You're a murderer." "You're a killer too, aren't you?" "What happened to the rabbit, Valerie?" "I killed it." "I know." "So come with me." "No." "Then the streets will run red with blood." "Starting with hers." "Come on!" "Father Solomon will stop you." "Father Solomon will die like the rest." "I'm coming back for you before the Blood Moon wanes." "There!" "Fire!" "You talked to the wolf." "No, it talked to us." "No, it growled." "Wait, you heard it talk to you?" "They'll call me a witch." "Don't tell anyone." "No, of course not." "Get inside onto holy ground." "Wait, I have to find my brother." "And my family." "No one leaves until sunrise." " Go." " For your own safety." "We were wrong to have doubted you, Father." "I've never seen a beast as strong as this." "A creature this powerful must come from a long uninterrupted bloodline." "Each generation more potent than the one before." "We must find it in its human form." "But how?" "It could be any of them." "It hasn't survived this long by being obvious." "Look everywhere." "Look for the signs." "Isolation." "Witchcraft." "The black arts." "Abnormal behavior." "Strange smells." "Your homes will be searched." "Your secrets brought to light." "If you are innocent, you have nothing to fear." "But if you are guilty I swear by Almighty God you will be destroyed." "He's still alive!" "Bring me water!" "Hurry!" "It's a Blood Moon." "So he must" "He's my brother!" "A man bitten is a man cursed!" "Valerie, open the door." "We're all in danger." "So we've gotta leave now." "Come away with me." "Come away with me." "Come away with me." "Get your things." "We have to leave now." "I can't go with you, Peter." "Why not?" "I'm sorry." "What happened?" "She's going to be all right." "The wolf just scratched her." "That's not a bite." "Lift her head, Valerie." "Here." "Drink this, dear." "It'll help you sleep." "You sleep." "What is it, darling?" "What is it?" "The wolf." "It talked to me." "And you understood it?" "As clearly as I understand you." "Have you told anyone else about this?" "Only Roxanne knows, but she won't tell anyone." "She won't even talk to me about it." "It chose not to kill you." "I think it wants me alive." " No." "Bring me another bandage." "No." "I have to get clean water." "Has Claude come home?" "Nobody's seen him." "There you go, back inside." "Now." "You have to let us in." "I saw you with Peter." "I know you don't want me like that." "I'm not gonna force you to marry me." "I'm gonna break off the engagement." "I'm sorry, Henry." "That's enough!" "Father Solomon!" "We found someone hiding!" "In the tower!" "Quickly!" " it's my brother!" "Don't touch him!" "Get him down!" "Interrogate him!" "He's not the wolf!" "Look at him!" "His speech is twisted." "He communes with demons." "Get him down!" "Now!" "He hasn't done anything!" "This is proof that he studies the black arts!" "He's a conjurer." "I know him." "Better than I knew my own wife?" "You never know what someone is capable of." "Get him down!" "Come on!" "Give me the name of the wolf." "Give me the name." "Tell me the name!" "The Romans invented this." "An ingenious system for extracting the truth." "How can he give you a name?" "The boy can barely speak." "Listen to how he sings of his love of Satan." "We do this for the greater good." "What's the good in this?" "I killed my wife to protect my children." "Our methods of pleasing God are sometimes flawed." "You had best develop a stomach for it." "She says it's important." "I've come to bargain for the release of my brother." "Silver fingernails." "To kill a werewolf." "Get out." "Please, I have more than money to offer." "Turn around." "Enough." "Move." "Wait, please." "I have something else." "Spare my brother and I'll give you the name of a witch." "Now, that is worth something." "Tell them what you told me." "She can climb the tallest trees." "She can run faster than all the girls." "She wears a red cloak." "The devil's color." "That's nonsense." "I made that cloak." " Silence!" "Continue." "And she can talk to Werewolves." "I've seen it." "With my own eyes." "Do you deny it?" "No, I don't deny it." "And what was the nature of this conversation?" "It promised to leave Daggerhorn in peace as long as I go with it." "The wolf is someone in this village who wants you, Valerie." "Do you know who it is?" "I'd think very hard if I were you." "Tell me." "Tell me who it is." "Give me a name." "It wants her, not you." "If you wish to save yourselves, simply give it what it wants." "You can't give her to the wolf." "That's human sacrifice." "We've all made sacrifices." "The trial is over." "Go back to your homes." "I said go home." "All of you!" "I thought you cared about her." "I do care." "I do care." "I'm trying to be smart about it." "Go to the granary." "You're gonna try and rescue her?" "Well, I'll help." "I'm not that desperate." "Oh, really?" "Then what's your plan, huh?" "See, you don't have one." "Look, you've seen those locks." "I've got a shop and I've got tools." "You need me." "Okay." "Fine." "But if you're the wolf, I'm gonna chop your head off." "I will do the same to you." "Fair enough." "Go home!" "Where's my brother?" "Father Solomon told me you'd release him." "We did." "Grandma." "Bread." "Blanket." "Do you need anything else?" "I do not want you to use that knife." "We have to find the wolf." " By Sundown?" "Listen, the wolf wants you." "But first it killed your sister." "No." "I didn't know it, but Lucie was in love with Henry." "And when she found out about my engagement she gave herself to the wolf." "No." "Lucie wouldn't do that." " Your time is up." "But she might have responded to Henry." "Please see that she gets that." "Oaf." "Cesaire." "I'm gonna save your daughter." "And then I intend to marry her." "I'd like your blessing in this, but I can live without it." "What can I do?" "We're closed." "It's me." "Hello, Henry." "I brought you some biscuits." "Thanks." "I just wanna thank you for speaking up this morning." "Here, try some." "Yes." "That was very brave of you." "I said what I felt." "You know I want you to know you're under no obligation to stand up for Valerie." "You're no longer engaged to her." "She's in love with someone else." "That doesn't mean I've stopped caring about her." "I imagine that's just how Lucie felt about you." "She had a crush on me." "Oh, more than a crush." "I think she would have done absolutely anything for you." "Even agree to meet you on a wolf night if you asked her to." "Why are you doing this?" "Do you think I'm the wolf?" "Are you accusing me of murder?" "I'm not accusing you of anything." "I just want to find out the truth." "It's you." "My God, it's you." "I can smell it on you." "Heh." "What can you smell on me?" "The night my father died, I could smell the wolf." "It was like a deep musk." "And I can smell it all over you right now." "What do you do out there in that cabin all by yourself in the middle of the night?" "On the night that Lucie died?" "You don't know, do you?" "I know what you're doing." "And I'm not gonna let you turn this on me." "Oh." "You're coming with us." "I haven't done anything." "Just a precaution." "Father Solomon doesn't want any trouble from the witch's family." "It's time to put on your harlot's robe." "Valerie." "I did my best to protect you." "You and Lucie." "I know, Papa." "You taught us to be strong." "Father Solomon had designed the mask for public disgrace." "And even my friends stared, judging me." "Stop." "What if they were right?" "Maybe the wolf knew something I didn't." "Maybe there was something dark inside of me." "You should all go home!" "I'm so sorry, Valerie." "I didn't mean for this to happen." "Bless you, my dear." "Prudence." "Valerie?" "Roxanne wanted me to tell you how sorry she is." "She said those things to save her brother." " I know." "Tell her that I forgive her." "Of course." "But I wanted to say ...." "I don't know what to say." "But you don't have to say anything." "But I want to." "I want you to know that you may have fooled Roxanne but you don't fool me." "Not anymore." "You were always too good." "Too pretty." "Too perfect." "You tricked us." "Now you're gonna get what you deserve." "Prudence, I think you should go." "Yes." "It won't be long now." "The wolf is coming." "The wolf lives here." "Your neighbor." "Your best friend." "Even your wife." "You're the pretty one." "I could eat you up." "You will be happy again." "Human eyes, dark brown." "I know you well." "Do you know how you kill a tiger, Father Auguste?" "You tie out your best goat and wait." "Fire!" "Put it out!" "Unh." "Go!" "I'm gonna get you out of here." "It's too much!" "Don't move." "There!" "He's taken the bait!" "Fire!" "Wait, that's not the wolf!" "He's aiding a witch!" "Fire!" " No!" "Run!" "Run." "This one started the fire." "Lock him up." "In the elephant!" "Go!" "Move it!" "The witch has escaped!" "Get over here!" "Find the witch!" "Come on, Peter's meeting us with the horses." "Valerie!" "Valerie!" "Where's Peter?" "I don't know." "He said he'd be here." "If he doesn't show I'm gonna take you away." "Let me take you away." "Do you think I'm the wolf?" "Find the witch!" "Come on!" "Quickly!" "Go." "That way!" "We should go to the church." "The wolf can't cross onto holy ground." "Some with me!" "This way!" "Let's go!" "I heard something over there." "They're in here!" "After them!" "Valerie." "Henry." "Henry." "Go." "Valerie, go!" "No." "I'm not leaving you." " We claim sanctuary." "You are not on holy ground yet." "This..." "Unh." "...belongs to me." "You want her alive?" "!" "Kill it!" "Valerie." "Step across the gate, or I'll destroy this village." "Come with me before the sun rises." "Make your decision." "I won't let you destroy my home." "I'll go with you." "Don't!" "Valerie." "No." "If you promise to leave them alone." "No." "I won't let you sacrifice yourself for us." "Nor will I." " Nor will I." "I stand by Valerie." "You can't hide from me." "Aah!" "The witch will still burn!" "Under the Blood Moon a man bitten is a man cursed." "My children will be orphaned." "My brother had children too." "I meant only to serve." "To protect us from darkness." "Under the Blood Moon a man bitten is a man cursed." "Where's Peter?" "Where's Peter?" "Grandmother." "What big eyes you have." "The better to see you with, my dear." "Grandmother, what big ears you have." "The better to hear you with, my dear." "What big teeth you have." "The better to eat you with, my dear." "Valerie." "What are you doing out of bed?" "I was so worried." "It looks much better." "Where are you going?" "To Grandmother's." "I think she's in danger." "We're going after the wolf before the storm can cover its tracks." "It'll be human again and we can finally kill it." "And I have ...." "What?" "Tell me." "Peter is still missing." "I'll do what I have to do." "Please be careful." "Valerie." "Thank God you're all right." "Where were you?" "I was trapped in that brazen beast all night." "I finally broke out." "Don't come near me." "Valerie, what?" "You don't believe me?" "I'll hurt you." "No, you won't." "Please don't." "Grandmother!" "Grandmother, are you all right?" "I had a nightmare." "Ah!" "I'm fine." "I just woke up." "There's some soup if you're hungry." "I think the wolf is out there." "it's all right, darling." "We're safe in here." "Eat up." "Remember:" ""All sorrows are less with bread." -"Less with bread."" "That's right." "Eat up, my dear." "What is this?" "Father, what are you doing here?" "Where's Grandmother?" "I had no choice." "She finally realized what I am." "How could you do this?" "Sit down." "Sit down." "Oh, Valerie." "I've been so disrespected." "I've settled for far less than I deserve." "So I decided I'd leave." "For the city." "For richer hunting grounds." "Why didn't you just leave?" "Because I loved you girls." "I wanted you to come with me." "But you had to wait for the Blood Moon." "Yes." "By birthright the gift would go first to my eldest daughter." "So I forged a letter." "But when I tried to speak to her" "Henry's not coming, Lucie." "she didn't understand me." "Any offspring of mine with my wolf blood would've been able to do so." "And then it all made sense." "Lucie couldn't be my daughter." "Your mother lied to me." "But you knew that already, didn't you?" "After all these years of being so clever and so careful, I just lost control." "I'm sorry for Lucie." "You took revenge on Mother." "And her lover." "Henry smelled the wolf that night." "And then again yesterday." "He thought the smell came from your grandmother." "But she had lived with that smell her whole life." "You see, my father was a wolf too." "The smell remained on his clothing." "Mother never knew what it meant till the moment she died." "I loved her." "Her and Lucie both." "I never wanted to hurt them." "Valerie, come with me." "It's the last day of the Blood Moon." "One bite, and you'll be like me." "I won't do what you do." "I can't." "Yes, you can, Valerie." "My blood already courses through your veins." "It's a gift." "It's a gift my father gave to me that now I can give to you." "I'm stronger than he was, you'll be even stronger than me." "Think about it." "We will be invincible." "There must be a God, because you're the devil." "And you're the devil's daughter." "You're not so terrifying when the sun is up." "How would you know?" "Papa!" "I have something for you." "Peter." "Get me out of here." "OW." "He bit me." "When the moon rises I'll be like him." "A beast." "Everything I knew was ripped apart." "I saw it all differently." "All the lies." "My mother's, my father's." "He was all I had left." "Peter." "Even when I doubted him even when I hurt him Peter was true." "I'm so sorry." "No one can know about your father." "They'll hang you for being the daughter of the wolf." "Peter." "I have to leave." "You won't be safe with me until I learn how to protect you from...." "I'll wait for you." "I thought you'd say that." "It was the most brutal winter I could remember." "Daggerhorn fell back into its old rhythms." "The wolf didn't come back." "But the village still lived in fear." "It was the only life they knew." "Henry found his courage." "He chose a life of honor;" "protecting us from darkness." "With time, my mother realized that Father would never return to Daggerhorn." "But I could no longer live there with my secret."

"Is it too early for a diet soda?" "It is not." "Good morning, June." "Come." "Take a seat." "Why are you dressed like that?" "It has been one year to the day since you moved to New York city." "Oh." "I guess you're right." "It has been." "Are you finished?" "I asked you to sit down today so I can give you your annual evaluation." "This is silly." "I don't have time for this." "I'm gonna be late for work." "You got a "D." A "D"?" "it's all spelled out right there on this sheet of paper." "What did I do to deserve a "D"?" "you tell me." "Was that in slo-Mo for you, too?" "♪ I'm not perfect, I'm no snitch ♪" "♪ but I can tell you ♪" "♪ Ba-Da-Da-Da-Da-Ba, ba-Da-Ba ♪" "♪ ba-Da-Da-Da-Da-Ba, ba-Da-Ba ♪" "Yoga, right?" "Ohh." "Thank you for inviting me, Luther." "This is just what I needed." "Oh, tell me about it." "After a long workday," "I love to come here and really connect with James." "James Martinez, the instructor." "Namaste, Luther." "Namaste, James Martinez!" "His Facebook says his mom's in town." "I bet he's off to take his mom somewhere nice." "Anyway, you should come to yoga more often." "I can tell how stressed you've been since starting your new job." "Working isn't half as stressful as living with Chloe." "This morning, she gave me an evaluation for my first year living in New York." "I got a "D."" "A "D"?" "Oh, honey, that can't be." "You've got a great job, your skin is flawless, and I can always count on you to have apples." "Wait." "When's the last time you went on a date with a good guy?" "Hmm." "I guess it has been a while." "That has gotta be it." "Chloe is always yelling at me to get some more dudes in my dog house." "Say no more, June." "I have the perfect man for you." "James' agent has this cute assistant, Will." "I don't know." "I don't really do blind dates." "Although I can hear Chloe's voice in my head" ""Woof, woof."" "That's her, barking at me and pointing at my dog house." "What is he like?" "Will is just your type" "Thin, white, and punctual." "hmm." "I haven't been to one of these small porn theaters in forever." "Chloe, this isn't a porn theater." "This is an art house cinema." "They screen classic films here." "And porn on Tuesday nights." "But it's thursday." "What are we doing here?" "Oh, no reason." "We're just here to watch "Annie Hall,"" "perhaps the greatest film by one of the greatest directors of our time, Woody Allen... who I have an audition with!" "Yay, James!" "That's amazing." "I know, right?" "Thank you." "The film's called "Monte Carlo, Monte Carla."" "Ah." "It's the latest in his around the world comedy series, and my first Woody Allen Audition since he blacklisted me ten years ago." "Boy, jazz sucks, huh?" "Right?" "What?" "Come on." "It's a dead art." "We were all thinking it!" "This is my shot at redemption." "I get it, and to show my support of you," "I'm gonna buy the movie tickets, but they're gonna be for tuesday, and we're gonna see..." ""No country for old men who like big butts."" "♪ Ooh, la la la ♪" ""Sorry." "Running 15 minutes late."" "Not punctual like Luther described." "Hi." "June?" "Will." "But you just texted" "I like to underpromise and overdeliver." "I can see that." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to you, too." "Meet." "There was supposed to be a "meet"" "in the middle of that sentence." "You served me a meet-less sentence sandwich." "What are we talking about?" "I don't know." "Um..." "I'm sorry." "This is work." "Can I..." "Oh, sure." "This is Will." "Uh-huh." "Well, I-I'm not at my... okay." "I'll get right to it." "I'm so sorry." "I've gotta head back to the office." "Is there any way that... that we can do this exact same thing tomorrow Night?" "Tomorrow's great." "I'll... you then." "You left out "See" On purpose." "I did." "Ugh." "Forgot the olives." "June!" "June, hey." "Do we have any olives?" "Yeah, they're in the fridge." "Eh." "Screw it." "Guess what?" "I'm not telling you this because I care about your dumb grade, but I am going on a date tonight." "A second date." "Ooh, look at you, upping your game." "This could Bode very Well for next year's eval." "How many times have you had sex with him?" "Zero." "We've only been on one date." "What are you doing?" "Seeing if your "V" Has been stolen." "Oh, get out of there." "You know I don't do things that way." "You don't do things any way." "That's the problem." "You date like a quaker." "We'll see." "Maybe we'll sit on the same side of the Booth, or split a sweet crepe." "Quaker words!" "I'll be at a gallery opening." "Gonna try and turn some gays." "It's fun." "It's a sport." "An olympic sport?" "Yeah." "Maybe." "And she was just... peeing?" "Yes." "In the street." "Beautiful woman." "Gorgeous dress." "Peeing." "And she looked over at me, and she goes..." ""Shh." Aw." "Oh, it's that same client from yesterday." "But I'm--I'm not gonna let it ruin our date a second time." "Is it James?" "I bet it's James." "No, no." "James is great." "He--He just asks for normal stuff like scripts." "But we also represent this obnoxious novelist." "Mm." "My boss, Donnie, is convinced that Spaulding is a genius, so I have to bend over backwards for some maniac." "I can totally relate." "My roommate drives me nuts." "She has ruined at least six of my hats." "Has she, uh, ordered you to get charo tickets?" "Because that's what I'm dealing with." "Here--call me." "Do you wanna see what Spaulding did to my phone?" "I'll--I'll--I'll turn on the, uh, the volume." "Cuchi cuchi." "Cuchi cuchi." "Ridiculous, right?" "Cuchi smoochie." "That was a nice moment, and I ruined it." "Not--not that I'm sorry that I did it, 'cause I'm not a quaker." "You're weird." "I like you." "Hey, will." "So I just got home." "I-I had a really great time tonight." "Me, too." "So there's this new Thai place we should..." "Oh." "Hold--hold on." "Will?" "What took you so long to pick up?" "That was two rings." "And where are my charo tickets?" "Friggin' idiot." "I swear to god, when mothers birth morons, are they doing it just to upset me?" "You're Spaulding?" "Yeah, Cristina Gardiacos Spaulding." "That's my pen name." "Wait." "How do you know that?" "I'm dating Will." "What?" "!" "why are you dating my agent's assistant?" "Why do you have an agent?" "James and I wanted to get backstage at the grammys." "He called up his agent, will showed up with backstage passes, and within the hour, I was getting wrecked in a dressing room with cee lo." "Funny twist--It wasn't actually cee lo." "It was a bottle of chocolate syrup." "Anyway, that's when I realized" "I need this kind of stuff to happen all the time." "I needed an agent's assistant." "But you're not a writer." "Yes, I am." "I have a pen name, and I wrote two pages of a novel called "Figs for Marie."" "I gave it to James' agent, and he signed me on the spot." "Chloe, you can't take advantage of Will like this." "Take advantage?" "June, I give my agent 10% of everything I make." "Technically, I'm paying Will's salary." "But you're not making them any money." "Exactly." "I make nothing, and I still give them 10%." "That's how good of a person I am, June." "No." "Will is a good person." "By "Good," you obviously don't mean good at his job." "Examples" "He puts me on hold." "I went to voice mail last week, and he still hasn't gotten me those tickets." "Do you know how important Charo is to me?" "Do you?" "She's my Cher." "You're not gonna find your answer in that bottle, June." "Once again, Chloe ha" "Before I explain, how long have you been listening?" "I've heard enough to comment." "How am I gonna tell will that we have the same bitch?" "He'll probably think it's funny, like, in a small world, what-are-the-odds kind of a way." "Like how me and Gerald ford have the same birthday." "Jack Nicholson and Peter Frampton." "Huh." "Two talents." "See?" "What are the odds?" "It's here." "It's here." "Oh!" "It's been ten years since I've held script pages by Woody Allen." "The name of the film is "Monte Carlo, Monte Carla."" "Obviously, I will be Carlo." "You read Carla." ""Carlo, why are you acting this way?"" ""Because, Carla," "I'm a woman."" "Whoa." "Complex character." "Luther, keep reading." ""I am glad that you are a woman, Carlo, because I'm a man."" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "What--what--what's happening?" "I don't know what's happening." "Whatever it is... it is good." "Donnie Jarvis' Office." "Will, I just got the script pages." "I have no idea what character I'm supposed to be playing." "Already on it, James." "My friend over at his production company filled me in." "Oh, is Darla still there?" "Darla's been dead for five years." "Here's the deal" " The film takes place at a mens'" "Only baccarat room in Monte Carlo." "The female lead dresses up as a man to sneak in, but little does she know that a male journalist is dressing up as a woman to expose the archaic rules of the casino." "Against all odds, they fall in love." "Ohh." "Of course." "You're amazing, Will." "Thank you." "What did you find out?" "I found out that if I get this role," "I'm gonna win an academy award." "So does James kiss you hello?" "He's always kissing me hello." "Funny." "So... do you ever think about..." "I don't know, how small, uh, the world is?" "Every time I see my butcher at the gym." "Mm." "Well, it turns out... my bitch is your bitch." "I found out last night that my roommate Chloe is your obnoxious novelist." "Her pen name is Spaulding." "Are you serious?" "Wow." "That's crazy." "That--I cannot believe that we both have to deal with the same... nut case every day." "Yeah, you're right." "She--she is a total nut case." "But I've lived with her for a year, and I know that deep, deep, deep... deep, deep down..." "Mm." "That she is a really good person." "And I bet that if we all got together, and she had a chance to know you, that there is no way that she'd be able to continue to treat you badly." "Okay." "But only if you buy these drinks." "You've got it." "I'm kidding." "Give me that." "No." "I'm serious." "Give me that." "No." "I'm gonna have to tickle you." "You can't have it." "No." "No." "Tickling... look, guys, I understand you're tickling each other, but this is a popular place." "If you're not gonna order another round," "I'm gonna need these seats." "Great rehearsal, Luther." "I think we've earned ourselves an afternoon snack." "Peanut butter and banana on wheat for you, coleslaw for me." "Donnie just sent me an e-mail." "He scheduled my audition for 9:00 a.m." "9:00 a.m.?" "that's way too early." "You're puffy." "You're sleepy." "My instrument is cold." "Which is the exact reason I knitted you that scarf." "I'm not wearing a scarf to bed, Luther." "Well, you're not wearing it outside, either, so why don't I just throw it in the trash?" "I'll call Will." "He'll fix this." "Saw it." "Changed it." "You're at 3:45." "Oh!" "The perfect audition time." "You're stomach has flattened since lunch, but you're not hungry yet." "Thank you." "Whew." "Disaster averted." "Thank god." "I'm sorry, James." "I just realized you have no bananas." "I have to get new bananas." "That's an amazing vocal exercise." "No bananas, new bananas." "No bananas, new bananas." "No bananas, new bananas." "No bananas, new bananas." "No bananas, new bananas." "No ba" " No bananas, new ba-- just me." "Oh." "So Charo owns this place?" "Oh, my God." "My agent's assistant is here." "Don't look." "Chloe, I invited Will here because I really like him, and I want you to give him a chance." "Gross." "No." "No, Chloe, I like will." "And I'm gonna date will, and I can't do that if you keep making him miserable." "So just try and get to know him as a person and not as an assistant." "Come on." "I'm buying." "Okay, fine." "But I'm not doing this for you." "I'm doing this for charo." "She could use the money after Cuchi World" "Nearly burnt down half of Encino." "Hey." "Hi." "Ooh." "This is Will." "Get me a town car." "My roommate tricked me into hanging out with her annoying boyfriend." "Ew." "He's staring at me right now." "Ha ha ha." "That's funny." "She called you from right across the table." "No." "That isn't funny." "I am done taking your calls when I'm not at work." "This is my personal time." "I wanna spend it with June." "If you'd like to join us, then stop treating me like your errand boy." "I like this side of you." "You're like a homeless lady with just enough fight inside of her to survive winter." "Servant!" "Sangria, please!" "So I was like," ""Of course I can sleep at machu picchu." "My grandfather built this place."" "Amazing." "I have gotta get to peru." "Well, you guys, this has been very fun, but I think it's time I left you two lovebirds alone." "Don't forget your tickets." "I was wrong about you, Will." "You guys don't have to worry about me interfering with your relationship anymore." "Wow, I cannot believe it." "You were right." "She is actually pretty cool." "Mm-hmm." "It's my boss." "Hey, Donnie." "What's up?" "Will, my man." "Just got off the phone with our favorite novelist." "She said you two had dinner tonight." "Yeah, yeah." "We were just" " Yeah, she's pretty upset." "Here's the thing, Buddy" "I'm all in on Spaulding." "I can't risk her leaving the agency, so I'm sorry, but I have no choice." "Chloe just got me fired." "Ahh." "You got Will fired." "June, I'm trying to read." "Why do you do these things?" "We had such a nice time tonight." "Yeah, and I really liked him." "And he totally earned my respect when he stood up to me." "I think he's great for you." "Then what is the problem?" "He's terrible for me." "I can't have my agent's assistant standing up to me like that." "I need somebody I can boss around." "So you two can be together, and Jarvis can hire somebody else to receive my numerous faxes." "So..." "This is baccarat?" "I hate it." "What?" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "You got Jarvis." "Donnie." "Hey." "Listen, yeah, I need to talk to will." "No need to go through will." "You got the man at the top." "Uh... okay." "Well, listen, uh, my audition tomorrow--There seems to be some confusion." "It's supposed to be at 3:45, not 9:00 a.m." "What's wrong with 9:00 a.m.?" "just get in there, get it over with." "Get it over with?" "What are..." "I..." "Put will on the phone." "I'm gonna be real with you, James, that's gonna require a conference call, and I do not know how to do that." "What's goin' on?" "Where's Will?" "Fired." "I fired him." "All right." "Jodie Foster's callin'." "I'm gonna have to take this." "Jodie!" "You got Jarvis." "Damn it." "How the hell do you" "Jo" "Jodie." "Jo-Fo." "You there, gal?" "Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, Jodie." "James, I need your help." "June, I would love to help you." "Helping people is what I say is my thing." "But I got problems of my own." "My agent's assistant" " I know." "I'm dating Will, and Chloe just got him fired." "What?" "Chloe wrote two pages of a novel so she could get repped by Donnie, so that will could be her errand boy." "And now he won't talk to me." "You've gotta get him his job back." "Ugh." "Luther, my phone." "Oh." "Sorry, Luther." "If I'd known my phone was in my pocket," "I wouldn't have asked you for it." "That said, I liked not having to do that myself." "Let's add "comprehensive phone retrieval"" "to your job description." "Oh." "Do you think this is a game?" "Hmm?" "This is my career." "This is not a dating service." "This is not a concierge." "I did not emancipate myself at the age of 14, then hire my uncle as my manager, then fire him, then hire my mother, then fire her, and then hire my uncle back for this." "Donnie, look at me." "What do you see?" "I see the best." "That's right." "So here's what you're gonna do" "You're gonna hire Will back so he can get me that 3:45 audition time." "Otherwise, I have no choice but to leave the agency." "Bingo bango, James." "Will, welcome back." "Have a raise." "Thanks, Donnie." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "I'm sorry." "Don't I get a say in this?" "Chloe, enough." "Stop pretending to be a novelist so you can badger Will for free stuff." "I am not pretending." "She's a talent, James." "She's only given me two pages, but they're so amazing, I know them by heart." ""as the sun set over the great divide," ""butterflies rained down on Marie like figs in July."" "my words." "James!" "She stole my novel!" "Those are my exact words, in my exact word order!" "She's a fake." "Of course she is." "I'm about to slap me a plagiarist!" "Luther." "Luther." "Put that hand down." "You are not innocent in this." "If you hadn't tried to set up Will and June, none of this would have happened." "You leave me no choice." "I'm revoking the vision portion of your health insurance." "Oh, no." "Oh, James, come on." "It's not Luther's fault." "It's mine." "Love is your fault, June?" "Let me tell you what I think about love" "I believe in it." "And I believe that you and Will and your relationship is none of my business, as long as it doesn't interfere with my business." "Are we all on the same page?" "Yes." "Yeah." "No." "It took me years to write that novel." "Four trips to Georgia researching butterfly mating patterns." "And it shows, which is why I chose your work to steal." "Oh." "It does show, doesn't it?" "Each word is there for a reason, you know?" "Nothing gratuitous." "Nothing unnecessary." ""Gratuitous" And "Unnecessary" Are the same thing." "I will kill you!" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "James?" "Where's the porcelain Wolf I bought you for christmas?" "So..." "You got your job back." "We can celebrate?" "Um, Chloe sold me her charo tickets." "June, let's be clear" " I really want to see some feisty Latina entertainment with you." "But this chaos with Chloe is getting in the way." "I mean, she got me fired." "Why are you still living with her?" "You make good money now." "You can move." "I don't know." "She's... she's my roommate." "Building." "Building." "Building." "There are thousands of other apartments you could live in, all with saner people in them." "You're right." "I don't have to live with Chloe anymore." "But I want to." "Why?" "Because she pushes me to do stuff" "I'd never do on my own." "If she hadn't given me a "D,"" "I never would have gone on a blind date with you." "And I never would have kissed you in that restaurant if she hadn't called me a quaker." "50-year-old scotch?" "What?" "I guess I just don't understand." "So let me be clear" "I, too, would like to see some feisty Latina entertainment with you, but not if it means moving there, there, or there." "Actually, that one's a hospital, but you--you get my point." "Working for Donnie is hard enough." "I can't deal with any more crazy in my life right now." "I understand." "That's fair." "Well, uh, call me if you change your job." "Call me if you change apartments." "June." "See, this is your problem." "If the man goes that way, you should go that way." "I can't give you what you need." "I need you to shut up and go to this concert with me." "You're not gonna take Will with you?" "No, I want to take you." "As friends or... yes." "Of course as friends." "Okay, Good." "Yay." ""C"-minus." "I just raised your evaluation grade to "C"-minus." "I love charo." "I have all 27 of her records, even the ones she released as April Lopez/ Lupe Zapata Dd Vega Valdez." "Those are her two characters on "Love boat."" "I did not know that." "Nobody does." "That's the thing." "She gets no ink." "Cher could change her toothpaste and the gays have a whole Rose parade." "How about a Rose parade for Charo, gays?" "James?" "We're ready for you." "I hope I never have a child, because I'll hate to tell my son that the day he was born was the second-best day of my life." "Do you need script pages?" "I do not." "Okay." "Ready when you are." "Okay."

" PREVIOUSLY ON GRIMM..." " HAD ENOUGH?" " WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" " TO GET OUR CHILD BACK." " JOSH, WHERE ARE YOU?" " ON A BUS." " YOU NEED TO FIND SOME PLACE SAFE AND STAY THERE." " WHERE THE HELL IS THAT?" " ELIZABETH RECREATED THE POTION THAT ADALIND USED ON NICK." " AND IN ORDER TO RE-GRIMM NICK," "YOU HAVE TO BREATHE IN THE POTION AND" " AND MAKE LOVE TO YOU." " HOW'S ADALIND?" " OH, GOD, NO." " A WOLFSANGEL." "IT'S WESEN." " WHY?" " IT'S BECAUSE WE GOT MARRIED." " YOU NEED TO BE A GRIMM AGAIN." " I'M ONLY GONNA ASK YOU THIS ONCE." "DO YOU MEAN WHAT YOU JUST SAID ABOUT ME BEING A GRIMM?" " IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" " YES." " THEN IT'S WHAT I WANT TOO." " WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" "SHOULD WE CALL IT IN?" " NOT UNTIL WE TALK TO MONROE AND ROSALEE." " I'M GONNA RIP THEIR THROATS OUT!" " MONROE" " THEY GOT A PROBLEM, THEY CAN DEAL WITH ME." "TAKE ME ON, BUT THIS..." "COWARDS." "I MEAN, COWARDS!" " WE CAN CALL THIS IN." " WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO?" " WE CAN MAKE ARRESTS." " THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP THEM." " WHO IS THEM?" " MOST LIKELY IT'S THE SECUNDUM NATURAE ORDER NAM WESEN." "IT'S A--ANCIENT ORGANIZATION FOUNDED DURING THE MIDDLE AGES" "TO KEEP WESEN PURE." " TO THEM, INTER-MARRIAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST MAN AND NATURE." " THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU GOT MARRIED?" " YEAH." " AND THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE DEALT WITH THEM?" " THAT CRACKED WINDOW IN THE SPICE SHOP, IT WAS A BRICK." " IT HAD A WOLFSANGEL ON IT." " YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US." " WE DIDN'T WANT TO WORRY YOU." " YOU GOT YOUR OWN PROBLEMS." " WE DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GO THIS FAR." " SO THE WOLFSANGEL IS THEIR BURNING CROSS?" " YES." "IT WAS ORIGINALLY A WOLF TRAP, OR IN MY ANCESTORS' CASE," "A BLUTBADEN TRAP." " CAME TO SYMBOLIZE CONTROL OVER ALL WESEN." " IS THE WESEN COUNSEL INVOLVED?" " OFFICIALLY, BLOOD PURITY ORGANIZATIONS ARE OUTLAWED," "BUT THERE ARE THOSE ON THE COUNSEL WHO STILL BELIEVE" "INTER-MARRIAGE IS A SACRILEGE." " WELL, YOU NEED TO STAY WITH US." " OH, NO." "THEY ARE NOT DRIVING US FROM OUR HOME." " WELL, ASSUMING THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE A STANDARD" "POLICE PROCEDURE, HOW DO WE FIND THEM?" " I DON'T KNOW." "THEY'RE ALL WESEN." "THAT'S ALL I KNOW, SO IT'S NOT REALLY YOUR PROBLEM ANYMORE." " WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE." " WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" " NICK IS GONNA SLEEP WITH ADALIND." " WHAT?" "REALLY?" " YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE POTION?" " ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP TO THIS?" " WE'RE SURE." " AND READY." "AND THE SOONER, THE BETTER." " TWO HOURS AND 27 MINUTES TO GO." "YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?" " I'M GOOD." " COFFEE?" " I COULD USE A LITTLE." "IDIOT'S GOT HIS BRIGHTS ON." "UGH." " LET HIM PASS." "SO MUCH FOR THE SCENIC ROUTE." "WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT IN THE MORNING." " YOU'RE ALL THE SCENERY I NEED." "OH, MY GOD!" "OH, MY GOD!" " HANG ON!" " AAH!" " OH, MY GOD." " SULEKA." " SULEKA." " DOOR WON'T OPEN." "MY LEGS ARE STUCK." " SULEKA." " I CAN'T GET OUT." "NO!" "NO!" " SHE'S STUCK." "I CAN'T GET HER OUT." " WE'LL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER." " IF THIS INFORMATION IS ACCURATE, AND I BELIEVE IT IS," "WE'LL NEED TO MOVE QUICKLY." " YOU'RE CERTAIN IT'S MEISNER?" " NO." "WORTH THE RISK?" "YES." " WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK FANTASTIC?" "HOW DO YOU FEEL?" " HUNGRY." " THEN YOU SHOULD EAT." " THE LAST TIME I WAS OFFERED FOOD," "IT DIDN'T TURN OUT SO WELL." " NOT TO WORRY." "IT'S ALL ORGANIC." " THIS LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD." " YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT RESISTANCE HELPED YOU TO GET OUT" "AND THAT HEIR MEISNER WAS INSTRUMENTAL" "IN THE ORCHESTRATION." " UH-HUH." " SO HOW DID HE KNOW OUR PEOPLE WERE WAITING FOR YOU?" " HE DIDN'T." " HE KILLED SIX VERRAT." " NOT ALL SIX." " NO?" "HOW MANY DID YOU KILL?" " I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE." " WELL, THEY DIDN'T KILL THEMSELVES, I HOPE." " NO." "THERE WAS A WOMAN." "SHE KILLED THEM." "SHE WAS ALREADY THERE WORKING FOR THE RESISTANCE." " SHE MUST BE QUITE A WOMAN." " OH, SHE IS." " SO IT WAS A BIT OF A MISTAKE, YOU DECIDING TO GO TO PORTLAND." "RATHER OBVIOUS." " I DIDN'T CHOOSE PORTLAND." "KELLY DID." " KELLY?" "THE WOMAN." "NICK'S MOTHER." " NICK BURKHARDT'S MOTHER?" " YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT EITHER?" "I DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS OR WHERE WE WERE GOING" "UNTIL WE GOT THERE." "AND SHE TOOK ME TO NICK'S HOUSE." " THE RESISTANCE WAS SUPPOSED TO DELIVER YOU TO BRAZIL." " I THINK NICK'S MOTHER FIGURED THAT ONE OUT." " DO YOU SUPPOSE THIS WAS THE WOMAN WHO WAS WITH BURKHARDT" "AND SEAN RENARD AT WESTON STEWARD'S HOUSE?" " WHO'S WESTON STEWARD?" " OH, NO MATTER." "HE'S DEAD." "BUT I'M CURIOUS." "HOW DID RENARD CONVINCE YOU TO GIVE YOUR CHILD TO ME" "IN THE FIRST PLACE?" " HE BROUGHT ME TO THE POLICE STATION TO TALK ABOUT" "MY MOTHER'S MURDER, WHICH I FOUND OUT" "WAS COMMITTED BY NICK'S MOM." " THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWKWARD." " A LITTLE." "AND THEN HE TOOK THE BABY AND SAID HE GAVE HER TO YOU." "SO..." "NOW I'M CURIOUS." "HOW DID YOU LOSE HER?" " THE RESISTANCE WAS WAITING FOR US AT THE AIRPORT." " EXCEPT THE RESISTANCE HAD NO IDEA" "THEY WERE GOING TO PORTLAND." "THAT WAS KELLY BURKHARDT'S IDEA." " KELLY BURKHARDT SEEMS TO BE EVERYWHERE." " SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME AT THE POLICE STATION." " I HAD TO GIVE UP MY SON BECAUSE OF WHO I WAS." "IF I HADN'T DONE THAT, HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN KILLED." " THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM." "NOT MINE." "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF FORGIVENESS," "I DON'T HAVE ANY." " I'M NOT ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS." " I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND." "SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO SACRIFICE WHAT WE LOVE MOST." " PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE THAT." " "SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO SACRIFICE WHAT WE LOVE MOST."" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." " I DO BELIEVE WE NOW KNOW WHO HAS THE CHILD." " FERULA TINGITANA." "ONE DROP LESS THAN LAST TIME." "TIME FOR THE HAT." " I GOT IT." "NOW IT'S UP TO YOU." "TAKE THREE DEEP BREATHS." "NO MORE." "UNLESS, YOU WANT HER TO BE PERMANENT." "NO." " HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO BE HER?" " NOT LONG." "SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME." " WHEN THEY'RE DONE, NICK WILL BE A GRIMM AGAIN?" " IF IT WORKS, IT'LL WORK IN ITS OWN TIME." " IF IT WORKS?" " THERE ARE A LOT OF UNKNOWNS." "THE SAME IF YOU DO NOTHING." " LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH." " YOU OKAY?" " HOW DO I LOOK?" " LIKE YOU." " MAYBE I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT?" " LOOK AT YOUR HAND." " OH, MY GOD." " WOW." " YEAH, THAT'S HER." " IT WORKED?" " BIG TIME." " OH, THAT'S REALLY WEIRD." " HOW DO YOU FEEL?" " LIKE ME." " WHICH ME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" " ME." "JULIETTE." " ENOUGH TALKING." "IT'S TIME TO LEAVE." " TRUBEL." " YEAH, I'M--I'M GOING WITH YOU." " THIS..." "THIS IS SO..." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT." " AT LEAST IT'S ME THIS TIME." " YEAH, THAT'LL HELP." "I HOPE." "MAYBE IF I JUST CLOSE MY EYES." " NO." "WE'RE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY." "REALLY?" " YOU LOVE ME, NICK." "WHAT YOU SEE ISN'T ME." "BUT YOU KNOW IT IS." " YEAH, THAT HELPS." " THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO HAVE AN AFFAIR" "WITH MY BLESSING." "YOU MAY AS WELL ENJOY IT." "BECAUSE IT'S STILL ME." "AND I CAN ONLY SEE YOU." "AND I'M GONNA HAVE AT IT." "WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY." " I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT THIS MUST BE FOR THEM." " I THINK THE WORD IS CREEPY." " I REALLY HOPE IT WORKS." "IT'S BEEN KINDA STRANGE, YOU KNOW, HIM HAVING TO ASK ME" "FOR HELP WHEN HE WAS THE ONE THAT TAUGHT ME WHAT A GRIMM WAS." " I'M SURE IT'S PRETTY AWKWARD FOR HIM TOO." "YOU KNOW?" "SORT OF LIKE THE PROFESSOR ASKING THE STUDENT TO EXPLAIN" "WHAT HE TAUGHT." " YOU SHOULD STAY HERE TONIGHT." "WE HAVE A GUEST ROOM." " NICK WILL CALL US." "RIGHT?" "IF THINGS START TO HAPPEN." "HE'LL CALL." " I'M SURE THEY'LL TELL US WHEN THEY'RE READY." "WE SHOULD JUST GET SOME SLEEP." " ALL RIGHT, YEAH." "SLEEP." "'CAUSE I GOTTA STOP THINKING ABOUT NICK AND JULIETTE," "OR NICK AND ADALIND, OR ADALIND WITH JULIETTE." "I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING IS LIKE SOME BIZARRE, CONVOLUTED" "MENAGE-A-TROIS." " MONROE, WE HAVE A GUEST." " SORRY, TRUBEL." " OH, I KNOW WHAT CONVOLUTED MEANS." " DO YOU FEEL ANY DIFFERENT?" " NOT REALLY." " SO..." "HOW WAS IT?" "ARE YOU REALLY GONNA ASK ME THAT?" " WELL, I'M SORT OF INTERESTED." " IF I SAY IT WAS GOOD, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT." "IF I SAY IT WAS BAD, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET IT." "THIS IS A NO-WIN SITUATION." " WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT WAS GOOD FOR BOTH OF US." " WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?" " ME." " THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY." " SO STRANGE." "I REALLY HATE YOU." " I AM GOING TO GET ALL OF US A DRINK." " TALK ABOUT GETTING UNDER SOMEONE'S SKIN." " JULIETTE?" "YOU OKAY?" " JULIETTE?" "OH, MY GOD." "I'M GONNA CALL 911." " NO!" "I'M--I'M OKAY." " NO, DON'T MOVE." " WHATEVER IT WAS, IT'S GONE NOW." " OKAY." "YOU SHOULD LIE DOWN." " NO, I'M FINE." "THE PAIN IS..." "OH, GOD, COMING BACK AGAIN." "OH, MY GOD, THAT REALLY HURT." " BUT YOU'RE BACK." " WHAT?" " YOU'RE YOU AGAIN." " THANK GOD." "CAN I JUST SAY, THAT WOMAN IS SUCH A BITCH." " HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" " THESE RUDE EPREUVE TAKE MORE AND MORE OUT OF YOU" "THE OLDER YOU GET." " WELL, YOU STILL LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL." " NOT WITHOUT EFFORT." "I UNDERESTIMATED ITS POWER." "I CAN FEEL IT IN THE CLOTH." "I BELIEVE IT'S FRENCH." "QUITE OLD." "FABRIC'S EXQUISITE." "THIS COULD BE ONE OF THE ORIGINAL TRENTE-SEPT." " FROM THE MALLEUS MALEFICARUM?" " HAMMER OF THE WITCHES." "A BRUTAL TIME FOR OUR ANCESTORS." "HOW DO YOU THINK ADALIND ACQUIRED THIS?" " FROM HER MOTHER, AFTER SHE DIED." " YES, BUT WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE GOT IT FROM?" "TREAT IT WITH PROPER RESPECT." "IT COULD COME IN HANDY." "WHICH IS..." "WHY I'M LEAVING IT WITH YOU." " WHEN ARE YOU GOING?" " I'M NOT CERTAIN." "BUT I THINK IT'S BEST WE SAY GOOD-BYE NOW." "YOU KNOW I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THESE THINGS." " I WILL MISS YOU." " AND I YOU." "PLEASE BE CAREFUL." "YOU KNOW WHAT I DID FOR YOU CAN ONLY BE DONE ONCE" "FOR BOTH OF US." " I WANT MY GRANDDAUGHTER." " IF I COULD GIVE HER TO YOU, I WOULD." "BUT I BELIEVE NICK WHEN HE SAYS HE HAS NO IDEA" "WHERE HIS MOTHER IS." " WELL, THAT'S HIS MOTHER." "SHE'LL BE IN CONTACT AT SOME POINT." "I NEED YOU TO BE READY FOR THAT." " I PROMISE YOU..." "I WILL." " WHAT?" " I'M JUST SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK." " MM." "WELL, THE QUESTION IS DO WE HAVE YOU BACK?" " I HAVE NO IDEA." "AND I'M NOT GONNA FIND OUT BY HANGING OUT WITH YOU." " WELL THEN, I GUESS YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND FIND SOME WESEN BUTT" "AND KICK IT." " I GOT IT." "YOU LOSE YOUR KEY?" " NO." "I--I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO COME IN IF" "YOU KNOW, YOU TWO WERE" " WE'RE DONE." " DONE, DONE." "LIKE, I MEAN, ADALIND DONE?" " ADALIND IS GONE." "JULIETTE'S BACK." " WE'RE GOOD!" " HI." "JUST WANTED TO BE SURE." " GOOD." " OH, I AM SO RELIEVED IT'S YOU." " OH, MY GOD." "I'M SO SORRY." "WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED TO TELL YOU IT WAS FINITO." " NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "WE DIDN'T GIVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT." "WENT RIGHT TO BED." "DID IT WORK?" " I DON'T KNOW." " MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND OUT." " NOT HAPPENING." " I..." "HAVEN'T WOGED YET." " OH." "ANY TIME YOU'RE READY." "OH." "I ..." "GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION." " YOU KNOW WHAT, I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUSHED IT." " MAYBE IT'S TOO SOON." " ELIZABETH SAID IT COULD TAKE SOME TIME." " HANK." "NOPE, NOTHING YET." "I CAN MEET YOU IN 20." "I GOTTA GO." " ARE YOU OKAY?" " I'M FINE." " I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE YOU." " ME TOO." "'CAUSE LET ME JUST TELL YOU," "I DID NOT LIKE BEING A BLONDE." " CAR LOOKS TO HAVE GONE OFF THE ROAD LATE LAST NIGHT." "DISCOVERED THIS MORNING BY A BICYCLIST." " WE KNOW WHO IT IS?" " SULEKA TURNER." "PORTLAND ADDRESS." "CAR'S REGISTERED TO HER HUSBAND, DIX TURNER." "FIRST RESPONDERS GOT HERE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO." "SHE SAID SOMETHING CAME OUT OF THE WOODS, TOOK HER HUSBAND," "AND DRAGGED HIM AWAY." "WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE HUSBAND, BUT NO SIGN OF HIM." "SEAT BELT'S BEEN CUT AND THERE IS BLOOD, SO..." " SHE'S PRETTY OUT OF, BUT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO LISTEN BEFORE WE SEDATE HER." " ALL RIGHT." " MA'AM?" "WE'RE DETECTIVES AND WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT" "WHAT HAPPENED." " THEY TRIED TO TAKE ME." "THEY TOOK MY HUSBAND." " WHO?" " THEY WERE TERRIBLE." "I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "HE SAID, THEY HAVE TO GET ANOTHER." "BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET ME." " WE GOTTA TAKE HER." " COUNTY SHERIFF GOT HERE BEFORE WE DID." "THEY SECURED THE AREA AND MADE THE DETERMINATION" "THERE WAS A POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING, WHICH IS THE REASON YOU'RE HERE." " WELL." "THEY DEFINITELY HIT SOMETHING." "THIS TIRE IS SHREDDED." "AW." "THINK I FIND SOMETHING." " YEAH, I'D SAY THEY HIT SOMETHING." " WHAT'D YOU FIND?" " DETECTIVES BURKHARDT AND GRIFFIN, DEPUTY SHERIFF FARRIS." " GOOD TO MEET YOU." " YOU TOO." "WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HIT A PIECE OF WOOD" "WITH SOME NAILS IN IT." " I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THIS ROAD BEFORE." " WHEN?" " ABOUT FIVE, SIX YEARS AGO." "ONE OF MY FIRST CASES." "MAYBE 15 MILES EAST." "SAME DEAL." "WRECKED CAR, TWO MISSING PEOPLE." "A SPIKED STRIP JUST LIKE THAT IN THE TIRE." " OH, YEAH." "I REMEMBER THAT CASE." "NOBODY WAS EVER FOUND." " WE NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT EVIDENCE." " BETTER GET SOME DOGS OUT HERE." "ALL RIGHT, GUYS?" "WE'RE NOT DONE OVER HERE." " I'LL TELL THEM TO HOLD OFF." " THANK YOU." " LET'S GET THAT TIRE OFF." " HEY, GUYS." "WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THE INVESTIGATION YET." " SHE'S ON THE MOVE." " YOU WATCHING ME?" " I WAS WAITING FOR A FRIEND." " YOU GONNA FOLLOW ME?" " I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." " CALL YOUR BOSS, CHAVEZ." "TELL HER YOU CAN'T FOLLOW ME." " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" " DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." " NOVEMBER 27TH." "SIX YEARS AGO." " HOMEMADE." "LOOK FAMILIAR?" " HMM." "YEAH." "THE VICTIMS WERE KEITH AND JENNIFER BLAKELY" "OF SPOKANE, WASHINGTON." "REPORTED MISSING AT THE SCENE." "BODIES NEVER FOUND." "IT LOOKS LIKE THERE WAS A SURVIVOR." " PENNY CONNER." "JENNIFER'S SISTER." "SHE WAS...13 YEARS OLD." "ASLEEP IN THE BACKSEAT." "WASN'T WEARING A SEAT BELT." "GOT KNOCKED TO THE FLOOR DURING THE ACCIDENT." " YOU REALLY KNOW THIS." " I REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID TO ME." "MONSTERS TOOK HER SISTER AND BROTHER-IN-LAW." " WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT SIX YEARS AGO." " GET OFF!" "I TOLD YOU, MAN, I DIDN'T HIT HER." " COME ON, SETTLE DOWN." " YOU OKAY?" " YEAH, I THOUGH I, UH..." "NEVER MIND." " HEARD FROM THE DOG HANDLERS." "PICKED UP A TRAIL, BUT IT DEAD ENDED BACK AT THE HIGHWAY." "SO..." "THERE WAS PROBABLY A CAR WAITING FOR THEM." " THIS WAS BURIED WHERE THE CAR WENT OFF THE ROAD." "SEARCH DOG DUG IT UP." " WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" " STUFF NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF." "OR BAD ART." " NOW, IF THESE CRIMES ARE CONNECTED, THERE MAY BE" "ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE WHERE WE WERE THIS MORNING." " SHE IN A CAR?" " BIKE." " A BIKE?" " YEAH, A BIKE." "YEAH, THE KIND YOU PEDAL." " OH, MY GOD." " JOSH?" " TRUBEL?" " GET..." " NO, NO, NO, NO." " STAY DOWN." " I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING." " I KNOW." " THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?" " STAY DOWN!" " WHAT'S GOING ON?" " A LOT." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" " I HAD NO PLACE ELSE TO GO." " YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE ANDRE HAD ONE OF THESE THINGS." "HE SPENT HOURS AND HOURS GOING UP AND DOWN BEACHES." "ONE TIME, HE FOUND A WATCH WORTH $5,000." " WOW, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD." " HE LOST IT THE WEEK BEFORE." "YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP." " FOUND SOMETHING." "ANOTHER BEER CAN." " POPULAR SPOT." " HEY, WORKING ON A SIX-PACK." " NOT A BEER CAN." " YEAH." "LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A CONNECTION." " HEY." "SAID I COULD FIND YOU GUYS HERE." "YOU GOT SOMETHING?" "THAT'S KINDA WEIRD." "IT'S IMPORTANT?" " JUST LIKE ANOTHER ONE I FOUND SIX YEARS AGO." " WHAT IS IT?" "SOME KIND OF TOTEM?" " COULD BE A SIGNATURE?" " I DID SOME LOOKING INTO RELATED ACCIDENTS" "ON THIS HIGHWAY." "I WENT BACK TEN YEARS." "THE FIRST WAS YOUR CASE, SIX YEARS AGO." "ANOTHER CASE WITH SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES THREE YEARS" "AFTER THAT." "YOUNG COUPLE, LAST SEEN ON ROUTE 406." "THEY WERE CAMPING." "THEIR SUV WAS FOUND ABANDONED NEAR A TRAILHEAD, SO..." "EVERYBODY ASSUMED THEY GOT LOST IN THE WOODS." " CAMPERS GET LOST ALL THE TIME." "WHAT'S THE SIMILARITY?" " LEFT THEIR CAMPING GEAR BEHIND." " WHERE WAS THE SUV FOUND?" " ABOUT FOUR MILES DOWN THE HIGHWAY." "THAT'S WHY I CAME, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT." "I CAN DIG." " ALL YOURS." " NOTHING HERE." " WAIT." "I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING." "JUST, UH, KEEP DIGGING WHERE YOU WERE DIGGING." " OKAY." " ANYBODY KNOW ANY ARTISTS SLASH WELDERS AROUND HERE?" " COUPLE OF JUNKYARDS." "THEY MIGHT KNOW." "I'LL LOOK INTO IT." " AL RIGHT, THANKS." " "JUNE THIRD, 1893." "CALCUTTA." ""AFTER SIX WEEKS IN THE FOUL BUSTEE, I ENCOUNTERED MY FIRST." ""IT ATTACKED." ""FORTUNATELY, I HAD MY DAGGER AND WAS ABLE TO SLIT ITS THROAT" "BEFORE IT WAS ABLE TO TIGHTEN ITS TONGUE AROUND MINE."" " THAT'S ONE HELL OF A TONGUE." " "UPON CLOSE EXAMINATION," ""I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THE PHANSIGAR" ""IS A PARTICULAR TYPE OF SKALENGECK, NOT DISSIMILAR" "TO THE VISAGE OF THE KOMODO DRAGON."" " THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED?" "PHANSIGAR?" " YEAH." "THERE'S MORE." ""HERE IN INDIA, THE PHANSIGARS HIDE AMONG THE THUGGEES," ""THE DREADED HINDU CULT OF THIEVES THAT STRANGLE TRAVELERS" ""AS A SACRIFICE TO KALI." ""BUT I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE PHANSIGARS HAVE THEIR OWN BRAND" ""OF HUMAN SACRIFICE." ""USING THEIR FILTHY TONGUES, THEY CHOKE THEIR VICTIMS" ""INTO SILENCE." ""THESE UNFORTUNATE SOULS..." "ALWAYS A YOUNG COUPLE..." ""ARE THEN BURIED ALIVE." ""THIS EVIL PRACTICE MUST BE PERFORMED EVERY THREE YEARS" "TO PLACATE KALI."" "GUESS WHO SIGNED THIS ONE." " WHO?" " RUDYARD KIPLING." " RUDYARD KIPLING." "JUNGLE BOOK RUDYARD KIPLING?" "HE WAS A GRIMM?" " APPARENTLY HIS SWORD WAS AS MIGHTY AS HIS PEN." " EVERY THREE YEARS, FITS THE TIMELINE OF THE KIDNAPPINGS." " ONLY THIS TIME, THEY ONLY GOT THEIR MALE VICTIM." "DIX TURNER." " THAT MEANS THEY STILL NEED A WOMAN TO COMPLETE" "THEIR SACRIFICE." " WE FOUND ONE OF THOSE BURIED AT EACH ACCIDENT SITE." " SO IT'S WESEN?" " DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE FIRST TIME AROUND." " WHAT ABOUT NOW?" " I'M NOT SURE IT'S COMING BACK." " YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP." "YEAH?" " GOT THE PRELIMINARY LAB REPORT ON THOSE LITTLE GUYS." "THEY TRACED A PAINT ON THE METAL." "IT'S ALL AUTOMOBILE PAINT." " SCRAP FROM THE SALVAGE YARD." " THERE'S ONE OUT ON THAT HIGHWAY." "BEEN THERE FOR 35 YEARS." "BUT, IT WAS BOUGHT OUT SEVEN YEARS AGO BY JP AND SONS." " AROUND THE SAME TIME THE DISAPPEARANCES STARTED." " ADDRESS, ANYONE?" " WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHAT..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "UNH!" " THEY'RE LEAVING!" "MM. MMM!" "SORRY." "I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE YESTERDAY." " I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE." " HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN WATCHING YOU?" " I'M NOT REALLY SURE." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" " MY LIFE'S A COMPLETE WRECK." "SOON AS I GOT HOME, THERE WERE MEN IN MY DAD'S HOUSE." "THEY RIPPED THE PLACE APART." "I BARELY GOT OUT." " YOU THINK IT'S 'CAUSE YOUR DAD WAS A GRIMM?" " WHAT DO YOU THINK?" " SORRY." "DUMB--DUMB QUESTION." "PROBABLY HUNDJAGERS." " HOW WOULD I KNOW?" "I GOTTA TALK TO NICK." "HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP ME." " OH, YOU DON'T KNOW." "DO YOU?" "I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T..." "HOW COULD YOU?" " COULD I WHAT?" "WHAT?" "HE'S NOT DEAD, IS HE?" "SO I JUST TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE." "HE'S THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO GET OUT." "I--I MEAN, I LEFT MY JOB." "I LEFT MY CAR." "EVERYTHING." " HE'S OKAY, BUT..." "THINGS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT NOW." " DIFFERENT NOW?" "OKAY." "WHAT DOES DIFFERENT NOW MEAN?" " THANK YOU." "COME AGAIN." " WILL DO." " OKAY, SO." "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" " PHANSIGARS." " I..." "NEVER HEARD OF THEM." " THEY'RE INTO HUMAN SACRIFICE." " THAT I'VE HEARD OF." " I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME." " DUDE, I--I CAN'T LEAVE ROSALEE ALONE, NOT WITH WHAT'S GOING ON." " I KNOW." " I HOPE YOU'RE NOT BRINGING A PHANSIGAR HERE," "BECAUSE I HAVE HEARD OF THEM." " WELL, I WISH WHAT JULIETTE AND I HAD GONE THROUGH HAD WORKED," "'CAUSE IF I HAD ANOTHER WAY TO DO THIS, I WOULD." " NICK, IT COULD STILL WORK." " YEAH, WELL." "IT'S TAKING IT'S OWN DAMN TIME." " SORRY I'M LATE." "I HAD TO PICK UP MORE AMMO." " I'M SORRY." "YOU BROUGHT YOUR GUN?" " YEAH." "HEY." " HEY." " HEY, SORRY I'M LATE." "HEY." "both:" "HEY." "YOU'RE GOOD TO GO." " COULD I HELP YOU?" " DEPUTY FARRIS." "I'M FOLLOWING UP FROM THE ACCIDENT THIS MORNING." "YOU TOWED THE WRECK." " OH, YES." "TO THE POLICE IMPOUND LOT." " I KNOW, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS BUYING" "SMALL QUANTITIES OF SCRAP METAL, LIKE THIS." " OH, YOU MEAN LIKE, UH, FOR ARTISTS OR SOMETHING?" " COULD YOU PUT TOGETHER A LIST?" " I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE." "YOU SEE, I DON'T ASK THE CUSTOMERS WHAT THEY USE IT FOR." " IT WOULD BE SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN HERE MORE THAN ONCE" "IN THE LAST FEW YEARS." " I CAN'T REMEMBER." " YOU THINK YOU CAN CHECK?" " OH, OF COURSE." " EXCUSE ME." " SURE." "DEPUTY FARRIS." "WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?" " JP AND SONS WAS BOUGHT OUT SEVEN YEARS AGO," "JUST BEFORE THE DISAPPEARANCES BEGAN." " WELL, I'M AT THE YARD NOW." "THEY ARE CUTTING UP A LOT OF SCRAP METAL." "I'M TRYING TO GET A LIST OF BUYERS." " ALL RIGHT, BE CAREFUL." "WE'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN." " I'LL BE HERE." " WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" " WE NEEDED A WOMAN, NOW WE HAVE ONE." "SHE'S PERFECT." " YOU IDIOT!" "CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S A POLICE OFFICER?" " WE'LL CUT UP THE CAR." "THEY'LL NEVER FIND IT OR HER." "HE'S RIGHT." "SHE'S PERFECT." " WELL, WE MUST DO IT NOW." "BRING HER." " IT'S PADLOCKED." " STAY CLOSE." "I NEED YOUR EYES." " I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU." " SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF CEREMONY." " YEAH." "A CEREMONY WHERE THEY BURY THEIR VICTIMS ALIVE." " LET'S HOPE WE'RE NOT LATE." " OH!" " NICK, ARE YOU OKAY?" " I DON'T THINK SO." " SHOULD WE GET HIM OUT OF HERE?" " NO." "I CAN HEAR SOMETHING." "UNH!" " WE HAVE TO GET THERE." " THERE THEY ARE." " I CAN'T TELL WHAT THEY'RE DOING." " ME EITHER." "ARE THEY WOGED?" " NO." " CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING ELSE?" " UH-UH." " WOGED OR NOT, I DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING." "WE HAVE TO TAKE THEM DOWN NOW." " UNH!" " LET'S GO." " WHAT IS HAPPENING?" " IT'S MY HEAD." " WE GOTTA GET HIM OUT OF HERE NOW." " AAH!" " WHERE DID THEY GO?" " HELP!" " UNH!" "HELP!" " STAY WITH NICK." " SHE'S HERE." "I'M GOING IN." "UNH." "MONROE, I NEED YOUR HELP!" " NICK, I GOTTA HELP HANK, OKAY." "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "OH, MY GOD." "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" "ARE YOU OKAY?" " YEAH." "SHE'S ALIVE." " HANK, THERE'S A GUY IN THIS ONE TOO." " HELP ME GET HER OUT FIRST!" " HEY!" "YOU ALL RIGHT?" " AHH!" " OH, GOD." "HANK!" " YOU'VE DEFILED OUR SACRED GROUND." "NOW YOU MUST BE SACRIFICED." " YOU FIRST." " GRAB HIM." " HANK!" " NICK!" "NICK!" " WE FOUND ANOTHER ONE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG" "WITH HIM-- HE'S SICK OR SOMETHING." " WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO WITH HIM?" " I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM." " YOU'RE DONE." " NICK!" " HANK!" " A GRIMM?" " YEAH..." "I AM." " NICK!" " NICK!" " HANK!" "NOT GOOD." " UNH." " DUDE..." "YOU WERE RIGHT." "IT WAS A PHANSIGAR!" " I KNOW." " YOU MEAN YOU SAW HIM WOGED?" " YEAH." " THAT'S AWESOME!" " WHOA." " HOW IS SHE?" " SHE'LL BE OKAY AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS." "HOW ARE YOU?" " I'M BACK." "LET'S GET YOU GUYS OUT OF THERE." " SIX POSSIBLE VICTIMS AND SIX GRAVES." " PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THE DNA WILL MATCH THE MISSING VICS" "GOING BACK SIX YEARS." " AN IDOL IN THEIR OWN IMAGE?" " THAT'S WHAT I'M TOLD." " MONROE DO THE I.D.?" " TURNS OUT, WE DIDN'T NEED HIM TO." " IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK." " IT'S OKAY, IT'S THEM." " HOW'D IT GO?" " PRETTY GOOD." "HOW ABOUT HERE?" " NO PROBLEMS." "YOU OKAY?" " BETTER THAN." " YOU CAN..." " YEAH." "I CAN SEE THEM AGAIN." " IT WORKED." " THE PEACE AND QUIET WE NEVER HAD IS OVER." " WELL, THEN I WON'T KNOW WHAT I MISSED." "TOO BAD ADALIND CAN'T BE HERE TO CELEBRATE" "WITH A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE." "EMPHASIS ON THE PAIN PART." " HEY." "ARE YOU OKAY?" " YEAH." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "I'M GOOD." " YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE." " THAT'S GOOD." "THAT'S REALLY GOOD." "UH...'CAUSE WE GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM." " OH, BOY." " JOSH?" "YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING?" " NOT A CLUE."

"♪♪ [Rock And Roll]" "♪ Johnny's in the basement Mixing up the medicine ♪" "♪ I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government ♪" "♪ The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off ♪" "♪ Says he's got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off!" "♪ Look out, kid It's somethin' you did ♪" "♪ God knows when But you're doin' it again ♪" "♪ You better duck down the alleyway Lookin ' for a new friend ♪" "♪ The man in the coon-skin cap In the big pen ♪" "♪ Wants eleven dollar bills You only got ten ♪" "♪ Maggie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot' ♪" "♪ Talkin' that the heat put Plants in the bed but ♪" "♪ The phone's tapped anyway Maggie says that many say ♪" "♪ They must bust in early May Orders from the DA ♪" "♪ Look out, kid Don't matter what you did ♪" "♪ Walk on your tiptoes Don't try NoDoz ♪" "♪ Better stay away from those That carry around a fire hose ♪" "♪ Keep a clean nose Watch the plainclothes ♪" "♪ You don't need a weatherman To know which way the wind blows ♪" "♪ Oh, get sick, get well Hang around a ink well ♪" "♪ Ring bell, hard to tell if anything is gain' to sell ♪" "Try hard, get barred Get back, write braille" "♪ Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you fail ♪" "Look out, kid You're gonna get hit" "♪ But losers, cheaters Six-time users ♪" "♪ Hangin' 'round the theaters ♪" "♪ Girl by the whirlpool's Lookin' for a new fool' ♪" "♪ Don't follow leaders Watch your parking' meters ♪" "♪ Ah, get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance ♪" "♪ Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success ♪" "♪ Please her, please him, buy gifts Don't steal, don't lift ♪" "♪ Twenty years of schoolin' And they put you on the day shift ♪" "♪ Look out, kid They keep it all hid ♪" "♪ Better jump down a manhole Light yourself a candle ♪" "♪ Don't wear sandals Try to avoid the scandals ♪" "♪ Don't wanna be a bum You better chew gum ♪" "♪ The pump don't work 'Cause the vandals took the handles ♪♪" "♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]" "♪ You will start out standing ♪" "D-Did you see my cane?" " [Man] Yeah, it was right here." " It's gone." " You didn't see it, did you?" " What?" "My cane." "Oh, shit." "He said it's gone." "Is it here?" " It's not " " I left it right there." " When, today?" " [Dylan] Oh, it's in back of the door." " He's got it." "[Dylan] It's in back of this door here." "Will you " " Will you remember to get the cane?" "[Audience Applauding]" "♪♪ [Harmonica, Acoustic Guitar]" "♪ I ain't lookin' to compete with you ♪" "♪ Beat or cheat or mistreat you ♪" "♪ Simplify you, classify you ♪" "♪ Deny, defy or crucify you ♪" "♪ All I really want to do ♪" "♪ Is, baby, be friends with you ♪♪" "[Dylan] Can you smoke here?" "♪ London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ♪" "♪ London Bridge is falling down My fair lady ♪♪" "[Chattering]" " [Man, indistinct]" " Huh?" " Uh, you came here two years ago, didn't you?" " Yes, I did." "What's the " " What's the reason for the change this time?" "Why are you so big this time?" "What do you think?" "I have absolutely no idea." "I don't even know about it." "I figure just do the same thing I did before." " [Woman Shouts] - [All Shouting]" "[Shouting Continues]" " What's happening here?" " [Scattered Chuckles]" "What are we gonna do?" "How long is it since you were last in London?" " About a year." " About a year." " What's your lightbulb for?" " What's the lightbulb for?" "I thought you would ask me that." "No, I usually carry a lightbulb." "Somebody gave it to me, you know?" "What?" "Sorry." "I didn't quite catch the answer." "Somebody gave it to me, a very affectionate friend." "I see." " Are you folk?" " Who?" "Am I folk?" " Yeah." " No, no, no." "Not me, I'm not folk." "[Woman] What is your real message?" "My real message?" "Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb." "Well, I plugged it into my socket and the house exploded." "Do you think a lot of the young people who buy your records... understand a single word of what you're singing?" "[Dylan] Sure." " You reckon they do?" " Sure." "[Man] Why do you say they do?" "How can you be so sure?" "They're quite complicated songs, aren't they?" "[Dylan] Yeah, but they understand them." "How do you know they understand?" "Have they told you that they do?" "They told me." "Haven't you ever heard that song?" ""She said so."" " What did it say?" " You got it wrong." "[Man] Do you think that they understand you because they don't want to see you?" "Would you say that you cared about people particularly?" "Well, yeah, but we all have our own definitions of all those words." ""Care" and "people" and, uh " "Well, we surely -- I mean, we know what people are." "Well, do we?" "You sound angry in your songs." "Are you protesting against certain things that you're angry about?" "I'm not angry." " I'm delightful." " I see." "Thank you very much." "Do you ever read the Bible?" "[Whispering] What about the Bible?" "Do you ever read the Bible?" "Urn, no." " Have you ever read it?" " Have I ever?" "I've glanced through it." "Because, you see, a lot of the things you say " "I've glanced through it." "I haven't read it." " [Man] Put your hands up to your face." " Like that?" "Well, as I was saying to him, I said -- [Chuckling]" " I can't pose." " You don't have to pose." "But just do it and I'll shoot." " And again." " [Chuckles]" " Sorry?" " You got solemn." "I can't do it." "[Laughter]" "[Photographer] We publish these things, you know." "They'll shake you, you know." " Your name, please?" " Joan Baez." " Joan " " B-A-E-Z." "Oh!" "Strewth!" " I didn't recognize you, I'm sorry." " Good." "[Laughter]" "Nice to see you." "I've been looking for you all day." "Well, this is the part where I don't write." "I don't " " I'm not gonna " "Anything that happens now, I'll just remember, you know." "But when I'm living, doing my own thing, doing what I do " " Yes." " this is never around me." "I mean, I accept everything." "I accept this, you know, I'll accept that." " Why?" " Well, because it's here. it's real." "It exists just as much as, uh -- you know, just as much as the buses outside exist." "I mean, I can't turn myself off to it... because if I try to fight it, I'm just gonna end up... going insane faster than I eventually will go insane." "If I do go insane." "When and if the time comes... for me to go insane." ""Puffing " " Puffing heavily on his cigarette." "He smokes 80 a day."" " [All Laughing]" " I'm glad I'm not me." "[Baez] ♪ Sally go 'round the roses ♪" "♪ Sally won't tell her secret ♪" "♪ Sally, don't tell your secret ♪" "♪ Roses they can't hurt you ♪" "♪ Roses they can't hurt you ♪" " Do you know that song, "Sally"?" " Yeah, I like that song." " Donovan." "Who's this Donovan?" " [Woman Chuckles]" " Let's put him right on the sidewalk." " He's a good guy actually." " [Dylan] I'd like to meet him." " [Man] He's a young Scottish bloke." "I was gonna say that, but I didn't know if you'd understand." " Bloke." "Bloke." " Bloke." " "Blech."" " Anyway, he's singing a bit of folk music... and he's been around and he plays very good guitar." "He's a very good guitar player." "He's better than you." " Yeah." " All right?" "Right away I hate him." "[Man] He's all right." "I like him anyway." "He's not a fake." " [Dylan] Yeah." " He's all right." "Well, I got him up on the wall, you know." " Anybody I " " Where?" "Where?" "Where?" "Where?" " He's right there." " Yeah. "Is Donovan Deserting His Fans?"" " He's only been around for three months." " [Baez Laughing]" "Well, that's what I call a loser." "♪ I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more ♪" "[Chattering]" "♪ I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more ♪" " No, listen." " In the South, they get it, you know?" " London, they get it." " Oh, hey." "It's ridiculous to say that." " They've done so much " " In a short time." " That's America." "We're talking about England." " Not a short time, 26 years." "I was thinking, when did Abraham say that we're all equal and all that?" " When was the Declaration?" " That was 200 years ago." "Yeah, well, he said that, didn't he?" "He said that, but he never does nothing." " Nobody ever does anything without the vote." " People started working 26 years ago." "[Man] Where we going to, CBSO?" " He's not with us." " He's not with us." "We're all thin." "He's " "I've got an award for him for the most, um -- uh, promising artist of the year... and the best-selling folk record, Freewheelin'." " I just don't want them." " Just have them mail it to you?" " I don't even wanna see 'em." " Okay." "All right." " Tell them to give it to Donovan." " [Laughs]" "♪♪ [Piano:" "Jazz]" "Groovy, man!" "[Laughing]" "Donovan." "Donovan." "Next target." "He's our target for tomorrow." "[Man] This is for the African Service of the BBC, Mr. Dylan." "Uh, West African listeners, and it's going out this evening." "And the questions are four in number... for your approval before we ask them." "The first one's a very general journalistic one." "Just how did it all begin for you?" "What started you off?" "What triggered it off?" "Uh, how do you see the art of the folk song in contemporary society?" "Has it a very real social impact?" "Something that will certainly interest our listeners in Africa, Bob... is your deeply humanitarian attitude to a number of public matters." "For instance, you are quoted as saying, "People talk about Negroes as if they were objects."" "Now, does this sort of compassion on your part... present any problems for you in America?" "Okay." "Oh, by the way, you took part in a play in Britain some time ago... written by a school friend of mine, Evan Jones." " Oh, yeah." " Evan and I went to school in Jamaica together." "Yeah." "[Clears Throat] Castle Street, wasn't it?" " Yeah, Madhouse on Castle Street." " Yes." "[Clears Throat, Sniffs]" "Going ahead in about, say, five seconds from now... with this interview with Mr. Bob Dylan for the African Service of BBC." "Pete Myers and Colin Wilde producing, in approximately five seconds." "How did it all begin for you, Bob?" "What actually started you off?" "Um " "♪ From the poverty shacks, he looks from the cracks to the tracks ♪" "♪ And the hoofbeats pound in his brain ♪" "♪ And he's taught how to walk in a pack ♪" "♪ Shoot in the back With his fist in a clinch ♪" "♪ To hang and to lynch ♪" "♪ With his head 'neath a hood ♪" "♪ To kill with no pain ♪" "♪ Like a dog on a chain ♪" "♪ He ain't got no name ♪" "♪ But it ain't him to blame ♪" "♪ He's only a pawn in their game ♪" "♪ Today, Medgar Evers was buried from the bullet he caught ♪" "♪ They lowered him down as a king ♪" "♪ But when the shadowy sun sets on the one ♪" "♪ That fired the gun ♪" "♪ He'll see by his grave ♪" "♪ On the stone that remains ♪" "♪ Carved next to his name ♪" "♪ His epitaph plain ♪" "♪ Only a pawn in their game ♪♪" "[Applause]" "Thank you." "Thanks." "[Applause]" "♪ Come gather 'round, people Wherever you roam ♪" "♪ And admit that the waters Around you have grown ♪" "♪ And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone ♪" "♪ If your time to you is worth saving ♪" "♪ Then you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone ♪" "♪ For the times they are a-changin' ♪♪" "[Applause]" "♪♪ [Harmonica:" "Chord]" "♪ Ramona, come closer Shut softly your watery eyes ♪" "♪ The pangs of your sadness Will pass as your senses will rise ♪♪" "Sentence." ""He is not so much singing as sermonizing."" "Colon." ""His tragedy, perhaps... is that the audience is preoccupied with song."" "Paragraph." ""So the bearded boys... and the lank-haired girls... all eye shadow and undertaker makeup... applaud the songs and miss, perhaps, the sermons." "They are there." Colon." ""They are with it." Sentence." ""But how remote they really are from sit-ins and strikes and scabs and life."" "Paragraph." ""'The times, they are a-changing,' sings Dylan." "They are when a poet and not a pop singer fills a hall."" "Are you aware of the fact that tonight at the city hall here... you had a greater audience than has been seen there for many years." "And more appreciation than has been heard there." "The applause was fantastic." "I've never heard so much applause there." " I've been coming here for quite a while." " That makes me feel good, you know." "Makes me feel good." "Are you religious?" "Well, I don't know." "What does that mean, "religious"?" "Does it mean you bow down to an idol... or go to church every Sunday or that kind of stuff?" " No." " Believe in something." " Do you believe in " " I don't believe in anything, no." "Why should I believe in anything?" "I don't see anything to believe in." "Do you think you're cynical?" "No, I'm not cynical." "I just can't see anything anybody's offered me to believe... that I'm gonna put all my trust and faith in." "Nothing is sacred." " Who is in charge?" " In charge of what?" " Who is in charge of this room?" " What do you mean, in charge of this room?" "It's rented to Bob Dylan." "What do you mean, who's in charge of it?" " Are you Bob Dylan's manager?" " Yes, I'm Bob Dylan's manager." " But I'm not in charge of his room." " No, you're in charge of Bob Dylan." "No, I'm not in charge of Bob Dylan." "We have had complaints about the noise above, below " "Oh, that's unfortunate." "We'll try to hold it down." " If it isn't organized within five minutes, I will ask you to leave." " What noise?" "What noise?" "Why don't you get a constable?" "Would you, please?" " I will." " Please do that." "There's been no noise in this room." "And you're one of the dumbest assholes... and most stupidest persons I've ever spoken to in my life." "If we were someplace else, I'd punch you in your goddamn nose." "You stupid nut." "We've rented this room, and I'm asking you to leave this room." "We have valuables in here, and I don't want you in here." " [Man] Don't you adopt that attitude." " Would you get out of this room?" "You get out of this room also." "I don't care about your fop manager." "As soon as we get clear of the town -- There's one in there." "Shall I read it out?" " Yeah." " "American folk singer Bob Dylan... sat scowling in a hotel armchair last night." "In his hands was an iris." "Bob, who arrived 90 minutes before his British tour was to open... at Sheffield City Hall, said he wanted to rest." "Asked to pose quickly for a relaxing picture, he seized a flower from a vase in the room... and said, 'This is how I like to relax." "I've been through all this in the States.'" "The harsh, rasping, haranguing voice of self-styled guitar-strumming poet Dylan... started off his show with 'The Times They Are A-Changin'." "They certainly are." "This, swears my 17-year-old son, is what the kids who used to scream at the Beatles now go for." "And if Dylan is a trend, not just a cult, parents need not be quite so condescending." "His tour, opening at the 2,700-seat hall, was a sellout... but without one single scream and with rapt attention to every word." "It was very impressive." "Dylan, alone with his guitar and mouth organ for an hour and a half... earned himself more than £2,000 and a foot-stamping ovation."" "That's all." "[Whistles]" " Do you know where he's staying tonight?" " The hotel." " Where?" " Um, near the theater." "[Whistles]" "In a hotel?" " You staying in a hotel?" " Don't be personal. [Chuckles]" "[Shouts]" " Is that him?" " No." "Oh!" "Oh, hell!" "[Chuckling]" " Isn't he handsome?" " Isn't he lovely?" "Oh, it can't be." " Pinch me." "Pinch me." " Come down." "Ohh!" "Oh, me dream's come true." "Oh!" "Are you gonna sing "Times They Are A-Changin'"?" "[Dylan] You want me to sing that, huh?" " You really like that song?" " Yeah, it's fantastic." "What do you like about it?" "I don't like any of the, um, "Subterranean Homesick Blues."" "Oh, you're that kind of -- I understand right now." "It's not you." "It doesn't sound like you at all." "But my friends were playing with me on it though." "You know, I have to get some work to my friends." " You don't mind that, right?" " Right." "Huh?" "You don't mind them playing with me... if they play the guitar and drums and all that kind of stuff, right?" "It just doesn't sound like you at all." "It sounds as if you're having a good old laugh." "Don't you like me to have a good old laugh once in a while?" " Isn't that all right with you?" " Some people might not take you seriously " " You know different though, right?" " Yeah." "As long as you know, you don't have to worry about anybody else." "People take care of themselves." "[Girl] Got any brothers and sisters?" " [Dylan] Huh?" " Have you any brothers and sisters?" "[Dylan] God, I don't even know that." "[Laughing]" "[Dylan] I have lots of brothers and sisters." "Lots." "[Girl] I've got a little sister." "She's mad on you." " Is this called Merseyside?" " Yeah." "[Audience Applauding]" "[Quietly] ♪ Come gather 'round, people Wherever you roam ♪" "♪ And admit that the waters Around you have grown ♪" "[Whispering] What the hell's wrong with the mic?" "I can't hear him." " What the hell's happened?" " No sound here at all." "Okay." "[In Distance] ♪ For the times they are a-changin' ♪" "Nobody's pulled anything out, except that one." " Oh, for crying out loud." " Come on!" " Is he down there?" " Is he down there?" "[Chattering]" "Is he down there?" "[Loud] ♪ Don't block up the hall ♪" "♪ For he that gets hurt Will be he who has stalled ♪" "♪ There's a battle outside raging' ♪" "♪ it'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls ♪" "♪ For the times they are a-changin' ♪♪" "[On Radio] ♪ For the times they are a-changin' ♪" "[Radio:" "Announcer] Bob Dylan in the number 16 slot... with his own composition entitled, "The Times They Are A-Changin'."" "Caroline fans, it's all happening " "[Dylan] What number was the other one?" " [Grossman] What?" " What number was the other one?" " Thirty-one." " Thirty-one?" "On the Fab chart." "Straight across the front." "♪♪ [Guitar:" "Strumming]" "♪ William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll ♪" "♪ With a cane that he twirled around his diamond ring finger ♪" "♪ At a Baltimore hotel society gathering ♪" "♪ And the cops were called in and his weapon took from him ♪" "♪ As they rode him in custody down to the station ♪" "♪ And booked William Zanzinger for first-degree murder ♪" "♪ And you who philosophize disgrace ♪" "♪ And criticize all fears ♪" "♪ Take the rag away from your face ♪" "♪ Now ain't the time for your tears ♪" "♪ William Zanzinger, who at just 24 years ♪" "♪ Owns a tobacco farm of 600 acres ♪" "♪ With rich, wealthy parents who provide and protect him ♪" "♪ And high office relations in the politics of Maryland ♪" "♪ Reacted to his deed with a shrug of his shoulders ♪" "♪ And swear words and sneering, and his tongue it was snarling ♪" "♪ And in a matter of minutes on bail was out walking ♪" "♪ And you who philosophize disgrace ♪" "♪ And criticize all fears ♪" "♪ Take the rag away from your face ♪" "♪ Now ain't the time for your tears ♪" "♪ Hattie Carroll was a maid of the kitchen ♪" "♪ She was 51 years old and gave birth to 10 children ♪" "♪ Who cleaned up the dishes and hauled out the garbage ♪" "♪ And never sat once at the head of the table ♪" "♪ And didn't even speak to the people at the table ♪" "♪ Who just cleaned up all the food from the table ♪" "♪ And emptied the ashtrays on a whole other level ♪" "♪ Got killed by a blow, lay slain by a cane ♪" "♪ That sailed through the air and came down through the room ♪" "♪ Doomed and determined to destroy all the gentle ♪" "♪ And she never done nothing to William Zanzinger ♪" "♪ And you who philosophize disgrace ♪" "♪ And criticize all fears ♪" "♪ Take the rag away from your face ♪" "♪ Now ain't the time for your tears ♪♪" "We do about 20, 30 of your numbers." " Really?" " We give them all a big band sound." "You'd probably think we're ruining your new material." "But we're doing it because it " "We're doing it because -- idols of you." "Thank you." "Are you playing around anywhere?" "When we play 'em though, we try and tell 'em it's the words they ought to listen to." "You play with rhythm guitar and electric guitar too?" "Yeah, we play electric guitar." "We find it's very difficult to get people to listen to words though." "All they want to do is just listen to " "I don't really -- it's beyond me." "I don't " "I just go out there and sing 'em, you know?" "If the people are " "If I was booked to play, I just go out there and sing 'em." "I'm not gonna try and get anybody to listen." "[Shouting]" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Step out of my way." " Hey, hey, hey, hey." " Oh, bless his heart!" "Bye!" "Bye." "See you now." "[Dylan] See you later." " Watch out." "Watch out." " That chick is on the back of the car!" "[Dylan] There's a guy on our car." "Will you get him off?" "[Baez] Get that ch " " Take her off." " Hey, Bobby, tell the guy to stop." " She's gonna get hurt." " The chick." " It's a girl." "Take that girl off our car, please." "Will you please take her off the car?" "You gotta get her off." "Will you get that girl off our car?" " [Baez] She's off." " [Dylan] Okay, how you doing?" "[Chuckling] We'll see you later, man." "Bye." "[Baez] ♪ Bad news, bad news ♪" "♪ Came to where I sleep ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ Sayin' one of your friends is in trouble deep ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪" "[Typing]" "♪ Tell me the trouble Tell me once to my ear ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ Joliet prison for 99 years ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪" "♪ Tell me once how this came to be ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ It was manslaughter in the highest degree ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪" "♪ I sat down and wrote the best words I could write ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ Asked the judge to see me on Wednesday night ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪" "♪ Without a reply I left by the moon ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ I was in the judge's chamber by the next afternoon ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪" "♪ Tell me now I asked without fear ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ How one of my friends could get 99 years ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪" "♪ A crash on the highway threw a car into a field ♪" "♪ Turn, turn, turn again ♪" "♪ Four people killed with him at the wheel ♪" "♪ Turn, turn to the rain and the wind ♪♪" "[Dylan] I don't remember that goddamn song." "♪ That love is just a four-letter word ♪" "I haven't touched that song." "Did I?" "Huh?" "♪ Outside a rambling storefront window cats meowed to the break of day ♪" "♪ Me, I kept my mouth shut too I had no words to say ♪" "♪ My experience was limited and underfed ♪" "♪ You were talking while I hid ♪" "♪ To the one who was the father of your kid ♪" "♪ You probably didn't think I did ♪" "♪ But I heard ♪" "♪ You say that love is just a four-letter word ♪" " Do you remember any more, Bobby?" " No, I never finished it." "Oh, God." "You finished it about eight different ways." "Yeah." " Yeah." "That's a good song." " [Baez] It's beautiful." "If you finish it, I'll sing it on a record." "Yeah, I can " " I can finish that." "♪♪ [Baez Singing]" "Have you ever heard "She Died for Love at 3:00 AM"?" "Huh?" "Bill Anderson wrote it." "[Neuwirth] You know what's a great song." "You remember that song..." ""In the Shadows of the Warm Red Wine"?" ""Long Black Veil." Sing "Long Black Veil."" "[Neuwirth] Oh, don't say that." "Play "Long Black Veil." [Laughing]" "♪ Morn took sick along in December ♪" "♪ February brought us broken heart ♪♪" "♪ I was just a lad ♪" "♪ Nearly 22 ♪" "♪ Neither good nor bad ♪" "♪ Just a kid like you ♪" "♪ Then I got lost ♪" "♪ Too late to pray ♪" "♪ I started goin' down ♪" "♪ That lost highway ♪" "♪ Now, boys don't start ♪" "♪ To ramblin' around ♪" "♪ On this road of sin ♪" "♪ Are you sorrow bound ♪" "♪ And you'll get lost ♪" "♪ Till you curse the day ♪" "♪ You started gem' down ♪" "♪ That lost highway ♪" " I know there's another verse." ""I'm a rolling stone." - [Dylan] Oh, yeah." "♪ I'm a rolling stone ♪" "♪ All alone and lost ♪" "♪ For a life of sin ♪" "♪ I have paid the cost ♪" "♪ Take my advice ♪" "♪ You " " You'll curse the day ♪" "♪ You started goin' down ♪" "♪ That lost highway ♪♪" "What about that " "♪ Hear that lonesome whip-poor-will ♪" "♪ He sounds too blue to cry ♪" "♪ That midnight train ♪" "♪ Just rolled away ♪" "♪ I'm so lonesome I could cry ♪♪" "Welcome home." "First time that this room hasn't been full of a bunch of insane lunatics, man... that I can remember." "Bobby, it was all so nice." "You don't know." " [Dylan] Wow." " Yeah, it's the first time it's been cool around here." "[Baez] Oh, God." "I'm sleepy." "I mean, I'm fagging out." "[Neuwirth] Let me tell you, sister, you were fagged out a long time ago." "Scheherazade." "You fagged out before you even thought you were faggin' out." "Oh, my God." "There she is, fagging." "[Chuckles] Fagging " "Do you have one of those see-through blouses?" "She has one of those see-through blouses that you don't even wanna." "[Laughing]" " Such pain, Baez!" " You wouldn't hurt his guitar, would you?" " [Baez] Oh, pardon me." " [Neuwirth] I didn't mean to hurt your turtle." "[Baez] God." "♪ You must leave, take what you want, you think will last ♪" "Do you have somewhere maybe I can write out these things here?" " [Baez] Just paper." " Oh, yeah." "Good." "Okay." " You'll have to make the most of that." " Really?" "You don't have any more?" "That'll do it." " You're expectin' you won't get ripped out of that paper?" " I've got all these songs written." "Have to write small or something." "♪ Yonder stands your orphan with his gun ♪" "♪ Crying like a banana in the sun ♪♪" "Can I finish this?" "♪ Here comes the night ♪" "♪ Whoo ♪" "[Laughing]" "[Chattering]" "[Baez] ♪ Here it comes ♪" "No, no!" "♪ Here comes the night ♪" "♪ Whoo ♪♪" "[Neuwirth] Long live Queen Lucy!" "Out of place, baby!" "Crowned my daughter queen of the "Scheherazadie" festival." "Did you see that man on the platform... reached in his pocket, pulled out a speech and said..." ""So happy to be here"?" "[Laughter]" " Wanna do it now?" " Oh, concert." "Yes." "[Neuwirth] Yeah, we can do that." "I knew there was something." "I knew we were here for some reason." "I knew it wasn't the hotel." "Do good." "[Applause]" "What kind of money, do you think?" "How far do you think we can push them?" "I tell you, as far as Granada goes, they were talking £1,200, £1,300." "There's 1,500 there." "I know." " You don't think we can do better?" " Possibly, yeah." "But I know that he's talking 1,200, 1,300." "Why don't we ask for 2,000?" "Well, I had that figure in mind, strangely enough." " We'll get it settled." " Great." " Why don't we get an answer from him?" " Right." "Just tell him that I have to present it to Bob... before we can give him a final answer, but we'll give it to him by tomorrow." "Fine." "I'll get Johnnie and Granada." "The other one was Rediffusion, but they're the same as " "Johnnie Hamp, please, urgently." "Wherever he is, track him down, dear." "Johnnie Hamp is in the studio." "His secretary said... if you could tell somebody what this is about, she might be able to get him to the phone." "Just say "Bob Dylan." He'll be there in a shot." "Two grand, Johnnie." "Yeah, on an exclusive." "And it would be very much exclusive." "He's not going to do anything else." "Yeah." "You want to leave that with you, John?" " Hello?" " Hello." " Yes?" " This is Chris, please, Stuart's PA." " Yes, Chris." " He's not' available at the moment." "He's a bit tied up down at the theater." "Can I help?" "Well, I think he might untie himself." "Would you tell him this is the call he was expecting regarding Bob Dylan?" " Bob Dylan?" " Yes." "Okay." "Well, you know, when I say he's tied up, I really mean it." " You know, I'm not kidding." " I know he is, with rope." "Right?" "No, we've got another show on in the theater, you know." "Don't get upset." "Don't get upset." "I'm only kidding you." " [Laughs]" " Okay, I'll try and get him." "Will you tell him, Chris, that I have Mr. Grossman with me, Bob's manager?" " Albert Grossman's with me now." " Okay." "Okay, bye." "How about that?" "He thinks I'm putting him on." "What do you think, Stuart?" "Mm-hmm." "Uh-huh." "Oh, dear." "Now for the two " "Hmm." "Well, not bad for me." "I'll take it for a week's work." "I don't mind. [Chuckling]" "Urn, Stuart " "Look, shall I just check this out now with Albert, to save you hanging on?" "Then give you a call back?" "God bless you." "1,250." "You probably could stretch him to 1,500." "So I figured this." "You know, it's BBC." " Maybe for one show, but not for two." " No." "I had a feeling that Granada would come up with the best money." "They have done in the past." "Remember what he offered Peter, Paul and Mary for two shows, BBC." "This seems to be their -- their top." "But I imagine we really, uh " "If you get him back, why don't you let me take a crack at him on the phone?" " Pleasure." " Because he called me in the States, you know." " Who, Stuart or Johnnie?" " Stuart." "Stuart?" "All right." "Listen, Stuart, I've got Mr. Grossman for you." "Will you hold on a second?" "I spoke to you in New York, didn't I?" "It's the number, yeah." "And at that time I indicated... the kind of money that we were looking for for Bob... and I assumed that when Tito told me you were interested... that we were somewhere in that vicinity." "And I was personally kind of surprised at the nature of the offer." "And as much as we'd like to do a show for BBC..." "I think we can't consider it at that money... 'cause it doesn't come anywhere near the other offers that we have." "Well, the minimum that I would consider would be... the fee that you mentioned for each half hour." "No, no, no." "I wouldn't -- 1,250 for each half hour." "Well, uh " "Thank you very much." "Bye." "He said he'll put it to them, but he's almost certain it'll be 1,200 even." "But I think he's gonna come back with 2,000 for two shows." "Then we're no better off." "We're still better off with the other one with one show." "Are we, Albert?" "I don't know." " Don't know myself." " Hmm." " I mean, I don't " " Can we, without acting in bad taste " "Can we get Johnnie Hamp back on the phone... and tell him it looks like we have a better offer from " "I'll tell him." "No?" " Albert, if I may " " Yes?" "Go along with me." "I know Johnnie, and Johnnie's a good guy." "Johnnie is not about to save them money, you know." "But we only asked for 2,000." "He's certainly not going to come back with more than that." "He's certainly not gonna come back and say..." ""We'd like to give you a little more than you asked for."" "What we can do is this." "If we want to hold on, Johnnie will be back in the morning." "If he comes up with the 2,000, and if they turn around and say, "Forget it" -- if they come up with the 2,000, I'll say, "Look, Johnnie." "Albert wants to do it with you." "We're not saying no to you and doing the other one." "We're gonna tell you straight what happened." "We were ready to do yours if you came back with 2,000... but then the BBC got raving mad and came up with 2,000... so you've got to top it."" "Albert." "Um " " Albert." "Stuart." "I'll be with Albert in a few moments... and I'll put it to him... and, uh, you know, I'm sure he'll come up with a decision very quickly." "Uh " " Well, now, Stuart, let me tell you " "Yeah." "No, let me tell you something, between you and I." "Very truthfully, as you know, um, two months ago..." "Granada came on when they heard he was coming." "And you know them, they pay, you know " "Uh, well, they pay for the taxi as well, if you know what I mean." "Uh, and they've been on there hammering away like mad." "So Albert does have a pretty tough decision in a way." "Yeah, but have you seen today's chart?" "Dylan, number six, "Subterranean Homesick Blues."" "Yeah, it jumped from, like, 45 or something to six." "Yeah." "I'll be with Albert within 10 minutes or so." " Look at that guitar, man." " Which one?" "This one right there." "Do you believe that guitar?" "[Laughing]" "They don't have those guitars in the States, man." "[Neuwirth Laughing] Jesus!" "They're incredible." "Twenty grand?" "♪♪ [Piano]" "♪♪ [Improvising Lyrics]" "Here he comes!" "[Chattering]" " I did not!" " Had a cut-down bend and long sideburns." "Do you think it would bother me one little bit if you disliked me?" "Uh, no." "But if it were some people, it might bother you." "No, no, uh, you know -- I've got my friends." "I-I mean, I -- You know, I'm well situated." "What about before you had any friends?" "Were you worried then?" "Was I worried?" "I wasn't worried about it, no." "I was lucky then." "Weren't you?" " I think I've got very few friends now." " Was it lucky when you didn't have any friends?" " I don't really have any friends." " Huh?" " Do you have a lot of friends now?" " No." "Because, um, I reached the stage when I suddenly realized what a friend was... and then I probably had one or two." "Before that, I didn't understand what a friend was anyway." " You talk to your friends?" " I didn't know who they were then." " Now, your friends." "You talk to your friends?" " Do I talk to them?" "Yeah." "There are one or two people who I believe I can talk to." "That's why your friends are your friends?" "Because you can talk to them?" "Um, I think a friend is a friend because " " You can communicate with them?" " Uh, to a certain extent." "They can understand me more than anybody else." "Oh." "Well, you see, we differ." "We differ." "We come from two different worlds." " You come from England, I come from the United States." " That's true." "That's true." "But I " " We're still human beings, so there's some sort of connection between us." " ♪♪ [Strumming]" " Nah, I'm just a guitar player." " That's all." " [Man Chuckles]" "Man, you're trying to knock me." "I'm " " Believe me, I'm not even trying to do that." "♪♪ [Strumming Continues]" "I mean, when somebody comes in to interview you, normally what's your attitude?" "Oh, you just read those interviews that were the first few days I was here." " Um, yeah." "Yeah." " Yeah." "Those weren't right." "You know that, right?" "You know that that was all lies." " Li " " Well, I don't know." " Lies and rubbish!" "You know that." "I got the first few lines and didn't read much more." "Why I came here, I don't know." "I've been regaled with all this " " Are you going to the concert?" " Yeah, I'm going to watch." " I mean, I-I " " Listen." " This is what I came to see, mostly." " Okay, just listen." "I came to see you, but I thought I'd like to have a word with you first." " ♪♪ [Strumming Continues]" " What is your whole attitude to life?" " When you meet somebody, what is your attitude towards them?" " I don't like them!" " You don't " " No!" "I mean, I thought I'd come in here -- What's your attitude towards me?" "No, I haven't got attitude towards you at all." "Why should I have an attitude towards you?" "I don't even know you." "It'd be an attitude if you wanted to know me or didn't want to know me." " Why should I want to know you?" " I don't know!" "That's what I'm asking." "[Laughing] Well, I don't know!" "Right?" " Ask me another question." " [Woman Laughing]" "Just give me a reason why I should want to know you." " I might be worth knowing." " Why?" " Huh?" " Why?" "Tell me why." "What good is it gonna be for me to know you?" "Name me one thing I'm gonna gain." "Well, you might learn something from my attitude to life." " Well, what is your attitude to life?" " I can't explain that in two minutes." "Well, what are you asking me to explain in two minutes?" "All you're getting is two minutes." "You're asking me to explain something in two minutes too." "But you have the answers." "You're supposed to be able to explain it in two minutes." " I am?" " Yeah." " What about you?" "Aren't you an artist?" " Oh, no." " What are you?" " I'm a science student." "Let's hear it again." "What are you?" " A what student?" " A science student." " Now, just what does that mean?" " Hmm?" "What does that mean?" "What do you do?" "What's your purpose in the world?" " What's my purpose?" " Yeah." "How do you help -- What do you do in the world?" "Well, I'm in the world for me, I guess, just like everybody else." " Just like me." " Yeah." "Yeah." " So we're just alike, aren't we?" " I guess so." "We don't come from two different worlds." "We both come from Prussia." "You were wrong." "You were wrong." "I was right all the time." " ♪♪ [Strumming Continues]" " No, but this is interesting." "I mean, I go " " I go to interview " "If I go to interview Alan and his mob, they couldn't care less about me." "Well, you know, why don't you -- Haven't you ever stopped to wonder why?" " [Chuckles] - [Man Laughing]" "There's gotta be some reason, doesn't there?" " Yeah, yeah." " I mean, it just doesn't happen." "But it's nothing to do with me, because they don't want to know me before I go in." " Huh?" " Before I go in " "Well, what can you offer them?" "Can you write them up in your paper?" "That's not " " What is that?" "No, I-I-I don't think of myself as necessarily a journalist." " You gonna give 'em some science?" " I'm a person, you know." "Well, so what?" "There's a million, thousand, billion " " There's so many persons outside." " Yeah, I agree." "Absolutely." " I mean, you can't know them all, can you?" " No." "No." "But if I meet somebody, speak to them for a few minutes and I think... that guy might be able to give me something." "Well, then " " Oh-ho!" " [Chuckles] Whoa!" " [Guests Exclaiming, Laughing]" " Yeah!" " [Neuwirth] Nitty-gritty!" "Now I'm getting down there, huh?" "Yeah!" " Well, what is it that you want?" " Um, everyone wants " " Everyone is out for what they can get." " Well, what is it?" "I might be able to get, um, something material " "You wanna be able to get a chick." "You wanna be able to get a chick?" "Right there." "Here." "You got it." "I don't want it." "I can't play that thing." " We don't want it either." " Well, I can't play it." "♪♪ [Strumming Continues]" "They may be able to give me something material, but I'm not necessarily interested." " What are they gonna give you spiritually?" " Urn, I might learn something." "What?" "What don't you know that you want to know?" "You get a kick out of interviewing people?" "Well, I won't know if I don't try to find out." " Well, you try." " Huh?" " Don't you ever " " Wait " "Do you ever just be quiet, silent and just watch and don't say one word?" "Yeah, the whole thing that gets me about you, and about Alan... is the fact that you're knocking from the minute I come in." " Knocking?" " Yeah." "You're not interested." "I don't think you know when you're liked." "That's all." "If we, you know " " If we wanted to knock you, we could put you on." "Yeah, but he just said that I'm talking a lot of rubbish." "[Alan] I never said that." "You're misquoting me already." "[Man] No, I didn't misquote you." "I interpreted you." "You interpreted him to your own -- to your own thing, right?" "Your own, uh " " Your own " "Your own rules of, uh -- Your own images." " I had to give some answer." " ♪♪ [Harmonica Chord]" "[Neuwirth] Why?" "Why do you have to give some answer?" " [Man] Well, to satisfy you." " [Neuwirth] You don't have to satisfy me." "[Man #2 Laughing] Besides, it's impossible!" "[Man] Well, if you'd said you didn't want an answer, I wouldn't have given one." " You always try to satisfy everybody?" " No." " Do you every once in a while try?" " Hmm?" " Do you every once in a while try to satisfy somebody?" " Somebody, yeah." "Not everybody." " A few people though, huh?" " There's some people I can't satisfy because that's the way I'm made." " Yeah." " No matter how hard I try, I couldn't satisfy them." " How do you know that?" " Hmm?" " How do you know that?" " Um, I can " "Well, after you get to know somebody for a little while, you can guess just, um " "Are you " " Are you still friends with them, even though you can't satisfy them?" "[Man] Yeah." " What do you talk about " " Friends." "Not deep friends." "Not deep friends?" "What's a deep friend?" "Somebody that you can -- You're almost on exactly the same plane with them." " Somebody that you're just like?" " You can communicate with them very well." "Somebody that you're -- They're just like you." "Right?" " Looks like you?" " No." "No." " Talks like you?" " Um " " How do you mean, "like somebody"?" " Thinks the same way." "Thinks the same way?" "Like what?" "They both think that -- Both are happy about a green door?" "No, think in the same language." " Think in the same language." " Yeah." "So you can understand each other and you know what each other are thinking." "Well, let's try and understand each other, shall we?" " That wouldn't be a bad idea." " ♪♪ [Strumming Continues]" "That wouldn't be a bad idea." "And how are we gonna set about understanding each other?" " Well, you can ask your first question." " Hmm?" "You can ask your first question." "Oh, yeah." "Have you got a question to ask?" "Come on." " You haven't got any questions?" " [Knocking]" " Well, I didn't -- - [Dylan] I think somebody's calling for you." " You want me to go?" "I'll go." " No, you don't have to go." "No, I didn't " " I didn't come in here -- I mean, I don't consider myself " "He thinks of me as a journalist, but I'm not a journalist." "Hey, man." "The high sheriff's lady would like to talk to you." " Who's the high sheriff's lady?" " [Laughing]" "Would I know?" "Do I look like Robin Hood?" " [All Laughing]" " We're all the high sheriff, man." "[Laughing, Chattering]" " Where is this high sheriff's lady?" " I think she's the big cheese." " She's next door." " I think she's 13 years old." " [Alan] Is this Jim Clarke?" " [Laughing, Chattering Continues]" "[Neuwirth] Jim Clarke is the High Sheriff of Nottingham?" "[Alan] Oh, dearie me." " [Man #2] Get your boots, Alan." " [Neuwirth] She wants to say hello to you." " Well, who is she?" " I don't know." "The guard just told me." "The high sheriff's lady." "I thought you might get knocked out by that." "[Neuwirth Laughing] The high sheriff's lady wants to say hello to you!" "[Man #2] The high sheriff!" "But I'm the sheriff's lady... and so on behalf of all of them I'm come to say how very happy we are to have you here." "I hope you have a very successful night." "Because everybody loves you." "There are thousands outside." "These are my three boys." "Matthew, Stephen and Stephen." " Hi." "Hi." " And they think you're so marvelous... that they've left all their exam papers." "They've got terribly important exams, and they've left everything to come listen to you." " Ah." "Okay, I hope " " So I do - [Laughing]" " You'd better be good." "You are good!" "I don't think you can help being good." "But we're really very thrilled indeed to have you here." "And if you come after May again, then I'll have you as my guest in the mansion house." " [Man] This lady will be lord mayor." " Oh!" "I'll come right over." "After May." "When you come back." "You see, I think the songs you sing are very wonderful." " Thank you." " And you write them yourself too, don't you sometimes?" " I wrote 'em all, yeah." " Have you really?" "Yes, because they've got feeling and they're really marvelous." "And, uh, I really mean this." "You're a really good example for the youth." "Thank you." "So if you'll come back again, I shall be delighted... to have you both as my guests in the mansion house." " Oh, here." "Here's my friend." " We have something for you too." " How do you do?" "How do you do?" " Would you like that?" " Ooh, love it!" "Is this from you?" " Yeah, it's mine. it's a used one." "Thank you very much indeed." "That's very lovely of you." "Now, if you're his friend, I've just invited your friend -- if he comes any time after May, to come with his manager and you... and stay in my mansion house." " It's a beautiful place." " [Neuwirth Exclaiming]" "I shall be lord mayor after May, God willing, of this lovely city." " [Dylan] Yeah, we'll come back." " And I really mean it." "I want everyone to know what a wonderful city this is... and what hospitality we give... and also want you to know how very thrilled we are to have you." "Thank you very much." "Good-bye." "Good-bye." "He's charming!" "[Neuwirth] it's 7:30 now?" "Oh, shit." "♪♪ [Piano]" "♪ I'm sittin' on the lamppost on the corner of the street ♪" "♪ When a certain little lady comes by ♪" "♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪ [Laughs]" " [Dylan] What song is that?" " [Woman] George Formby." "[Alan] He's the one who does "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter."" "I've heard it by Herman and the Hermits." "♪ Little things ♪" "♪ That you do ♪" "[Laughing]" " [Woman] That is " " This is gonna be on television." "Dear Billy, he does all these slow actions, man." "He's like a human sloth." "You know?" "He does " "♪ Little things ♪" "♪ That you do ♪" "♪ Make me glad ♪" "♪ I'm in love with you ♪" " ♪ Little things that you say ♪ - it's great!" "He has the microphone, and he drops it down his back and " "♪ Make me glad ♪" "♪ That I feel this way ♪" "♪ When you walk ♪" " ♪ I wanna hold your hand ♪ - [Laughing]" "♪ They ♪" "♪ Make me glad ♪" "♪ That I feel this way ♪" "♪ Little things ♪" "♪ That you do ♪" "♪ Make me thrilled ♪" "♪ I'm in love with you ♪" "♪ When we walk ♪" "♪ And when you hold my hand ♪" "♪ And when we talk ♪" "♪ You say that I'm your man ♪" "♪ And oh, I love those little things ♪" "♪ In my head ♪♪" "What are the Animals doing for a piano player now?" "Uh, they've got one." "There's a good friend of mine going later on for good, you know." "Yeah." "Aren't you playing with them no more?" "No." "[Mutters]" "It's all right." "It happens." "You know." "♪♪ [Guitar Strumming:" "Blues]" "[Chattering]" "[Man] it's king-size!" "[Chattering Continues]" "[Alan] ♪ Whoa, baby ♪" "♪♪ [Blues Continues]" "♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh ♪" "♪♪ [Chord]" " Oh, man." "Sure don't feel like singing." " You will when you get out there." "[Neuwirth] Two encores or one, man?" " ♪♪ [Alan Singing]" " Maybe one." " [Chattering]" " Yeah, I don't know." "Maybe." "I would like to do one." "[Alan] Who'd I give the matches to before?" "Where is - Is there an opener somewhere?" "♪♪ [Woman Singing]" "Shh." "You got your opener here?" "[Whispers] What the hell is going on?" "[Laughs]" "Taking a bottle of sauce to work." "You get glass in there?" "Wood." "[Giggles]" "♪ And it ain't no use in calling' out my name, babe ♪" "♪ Like you never did before ♪" "♪ And it ain't no use in calling' out my name, babe ♪" "♪ I can't hear you anymore ♪" "♪ I'm a-thinkin' and a-wonderin' ♪" "♪ Walkin' all the way down the road ♪" "♪ I once loved a woman ♪" "♪ A Child, I'm told ♪" "♪ I give her my heart but she wanted my soul ♪" "♪ But don't think twice it's all right ♪♪" "♪♪ [Continues]" "♪♪ [Ends]" " ♪♪ [Guitar]" " What about that?" " Bob!" " What?" " Keep playing." " What are you doing?" "Bob." "Bob." "I wanna find out where the sound " "Well, where are you?" "I'm acting like I can hear over here." "[Man Shouting, Echoing]" " Are you here for the rehearsal now?" " Yeah." " All right." " ♪♪ [Continues]" " Where's the door?" " Downstairs." " Be clear, man." "I got things on my " " Go down the stairs." "♪♪ [Speakers: "God Save The Queen"]" "Sorry." " You got 'em?" " Yeah, I got 'em here." " I got 'em." " [Chattering]" " Straight through." " Got it." "♪♪ [Speakers: "God Save The Queen" Continues]" "[Chattering Continues]" "[Women Squealing, Chattering]" " Oh!" " Get in the taxi, Pete!" "Come on!" "Pete!" "Pete, get in the taxi!" "[Woman Screaming] Holy shit!" "it's him!" " Oh, he's going." " [Woman Continues Squealing, Screaming]" " Come on!" "Down here!" " Quick!" " Anyway -- - ♪♪ [Speakers:" "Guitar]" "[People Chattering]" "[Man] Let's write it in depth." "[Speakers:" "Dylan] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪" "♪ Why do you treat me like you do?" "♪" " I want to know who threw that glass in the street?" " Yeah, this is " "Who did it?" "You'd better tell me, man!" "If somebody don't tell me who did it, you're all gonna get the fuck out of here and never come back!" "Who did it?" "I don't care who did it!" "I just wanna know who did it!" "[Man] I'm pissed." "All right?" "I was out there, in the bathroom going out." "Hey, don't tell me you're pissed, man!" "Don't tell me you're pissed." "I don't wanna hear you're pissed." " Who threw the glass in the street?" " I didn't throw the glass." "Well, who did?" "Tell me." "You were there." "Who threw it?" " You know who?" " Yeah, I know who, Bob, but " "All right." "Hey, I don't care who did it." "If you know, you better tell whoever did it to get out there and " "Tell the cats that come up here to ask who did it " " Tell 'em who it was." "I'm not takin' no fuckin' responsibility for cats I don't know, man!" "I got enough responsibility with my friends and my own people." " I agree." " No, no." "Come on." " I was out there " " I don't care who " " Hey, don't " "I don't want none of your shit, man." "[Man] I'm not flashing shit." "I'm not giving you shit." "What'd you do it for?" "What'd you throw a glass at people for?" " I didn't throw a glass " " Well, show me the person that did." "If you don't have him here by the count of 10, you'd better take responsibility for it." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10." "You got him here?" "No." "I wouldn't know." "Hey, man, I'm not kidding." "You think I'm kidding?" "Who's gonna clean up that glass, man?" "I'll clean it up." "I'll clean up your glass." "Hey, I'll help you, man." "[Man Chuckling]" " I wouldn't clean your " " Hey, I believe he's all right, man." " Hey, I believe he's all right." "Okay." " Listen." " No!" "I've heard it a thousand times!" " Oh, for fuck's sake!" " Listen, I'm " " I know a thousand cats that look just like you." " Talk just like you." " Oh, fuck off." " Wow." " You're a big noise." "You know?" " I know it, man." "I know I'm a big noise!" " I know you do!" " I'm a bigger noise than you, man." " I'm a small noise." "I'm a small cat." "That's right." "Listen, if I'd have thrown a fucking glass " "Hey." "You're anything You say you are, man!" " I'm nothing!" "I'm nothing!" " I believe you." " Nothing!" " I believe you." " Boys " " Boys." " Listen, Bobby Dylan " " Could we have a drink over here?" " You're a big international noise." "You know?" " Right." "Right." " I'm nothing." "I didn't throw any fucking glass in the street, man." "You know, if I had and I wanted to believe it " " Well, who did, man?" " You know?" "If you'd have wanted to, you know, come at me for fucking glasses " "Frank." "Hang on." "Frank." " You know?" " Just a minute." "Frank." " I'd have had a go at you." " It's all over, man." "It's over." "Just tell the cats they don't have to sweep it up." " [Frank] I will go down and sweep it up." " No, you don't have to." " Just tell 'em we'll do it." " Be groovy." "[Dylan] Yeah, either be groovy or leave, man." "You don't have to be groovy for me." "Just be groovy to anyone you wanna be groovy for." "[Neuwirth Shouting] There's a gentleman here inquiring about a glass." " Right." " Tell people to go, man." " [Whispers, indistinct]" " Hey, a lot of people can stay, man." "Whoever did that glass thing -- it appears there was a glass " " Oh, man " " No, they've got several, you see." "Oh, okay." "We'll find out who did it." "We won't find out who did it, but, hey, I'm sorry about it." "I used to wear a cowboy hat like Jack." "Right?" "I got a record of yours and Jack's." " Oh, yeah?" " I have one called The Cowboy " "The Cowboys, and also, uh " " Ramblin' Boys." "Yeah." " The Ramblin' Boys and the Cowboys." "I just wanted to " "Just didn't want the glass to hurt anybody." " Huh?" " Didn't want the glass to hurt anybody." " Yeah, me too." " Yeah, okay." "Listen, man, why don't we get together and I'll turn you on to some things." "[Dylan] Okay." " Are there any poets like Allen Ginsberg around, man?" " No." "No, nothing like that." " Dominic Behan." " Yeah, no, no, I " "No, I don't wanna hear nobody like Dominic Behan, man." " Dominic Behan is -- - [Man] Dominic Behan is a friend of mine!" "That's fine, man." "I just don't wanna hear anybody like that though." " Hey, man, that's okay." "Keep on." " [Man] He plays like Jack, man!" "♪♪ [Guitar]" "♪ When the night has left you cold and feeling sad ♪" "♪ I will show you that it cannot be so bad ♪" "♪ Forget the one who went and made you cry ♪" "♪ I'll sing a song for you ♪" "♪ That's what I'm here to do ♪" "♪ To sing for you ♪" "[Dylan] Hey, that's a good song, man." "[Man] Sing, Bob." "♪ When you feel you just can't make it anymore ♪" "♪ With your head bowed down ♪" "♪ You're staring at the floor ♪" "♪ Search out to me with your weary eyes ♪" "♪ I'll sing a song for you ♪" "♪ That's what I'm here to do ♪" "♪ To sing for you ♪" "♪ Now, every man, he has his work, you know ♪" "♪ And to find out mine ♪" "♪ You ain't got far to go ♪" "♪ Just call out to me with your weary eyes ♪" "♪ I'll sing a song for you ♪" "♪ That's what I'm here to do ♪" "♪ To sing for you ♪" "♪ To sing ♪" "♪ For you ♪♪" " Yeah." " Well done!" "Don " " Play one." " [Donovan] "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue."" " You wanna hear that one?" " Yeah." " Do you have a flat pick?" " ♪♪ [Guitar Strumming]" " [Chattering]" " Play it, Bob!" " What key did you tune it down to?" " A "D" tuning." "♪ You must leave now Take what you need ♪" "♪ You think will last ♪" "♪ But whatever you wish to keep ♪" "♪ You better grab it fast ♪" "♪ Yonder stands your orphan ♪" "♪ With his gun ♪" "♪ Crying like a fire in the sun ♪" "♪ Look out ♪" "♪ The saints are coming through ♪" "♪ And it's all over now ♪" "♪ Baby Blue ♪" "♪ The highway is for gamblers ♪" "♪ Better use your sense ♪" "♪ Take what you have gathered ♪" "♪ From coincidence ♪" "♪ The vagabond who's rapping at your door ♪" "♪ Is standing in the clothes ♪" "♪ That you once wore ♪" "♪ Strike another match ♪" "♪ Go start anew ♪" "♪ And it's all over now ♪" "♪ Baby Blue ♪♪" "♪♪ [Ends]" " [Laughing]" " Great, Bob." "[Man] That was nice, Bob." " I used to know -- - [Dylan] Wanna hear that song " " Is that the stage door?" " [Chattering]" " Please, yes." " [Chattering Continues]" "This is the Savoy Hotel." "We're on our way in about 10 minutes with Mr. Bob Dylan." "So can you have someone expect us?" "Through the stage door?" "There's not many kids there?" "Okay, right." "Thanks very much." "Bye." "Very few there, apparently, so " "[Dylan] Beautiful day, man." "I've been in offices all day, since 10:00 this morning, organizing my other tour." " [Laughing]" " The other folk singer." "Donovan." "Yeah, the other folk singer, yeah." " How's that tour doing?" " Uh, not so good. [Laughs]" "He said, "What do you think if we booked a theater in Scarborough for a Sunday concert... and put just Donovan all on his own?"" "I said, "Well, I can't see it for two hours."" "He said, "We should put one other act?"." "I said, "We should put about four other acts."" "[Laughs]" "[Dylan] God, this must be a very old theater, huh?" "[Woman] Sure." "Victoria died in 1894." "[Man] Queen Victoria built it for her " "Dude." "[Neuwirth] Whoo." "Look up there, man." "A touch of reality." "[Chuckles] Look at this place." "Look at these old boxes." "That's wild." "God." "Hello?" "[Chattering, Laughing]" " Is it here?" " It's all over the place." "[Men Chattering]" "Yeah, I'll use it, man." "You know." "I'll use it." "Oh, man, that's great." "[Man] Go pick one up." "[Neuwirth] We'll just try to run some warm water through it." "You finished rehearsing, are you?" " Finished rehearsing?" " We're finished with the stage." " Right." "Right." " ♪♪ [Piano]" "♪♪ [Random Notes]" "I can't use it, you know." "It's passable. it's just, you know -- it's a drag." "Get a new one." "[Mouths Words] Okay." "Send it over here." " Are you gonna see the concert tonight?" " Yes." " Are you gonna hear it?" " Well " "Okay." "You hear it and see it." "It's gonna happen fast, and you're not gonna get it all." "And you might even hear the wrong words." "You know?" "And then afterwards " " I won't be able to talk to you afterwards." "I got nothing to say about these things I write." "I mean, I just write 'em." "I'm not gonna say anything about 'em." "I don't write 'em for any reason." "There's no great message." "If you wanna tell other people that, go ahead and tell 'em." "But I'm not gonna have to answer to it." "And they're just gonna think, what's this Time magazine telling us?" "But you couldn't care less about that either." "You don't know the people that read you." " Oh -- - 'Cause, you know, uh " "I've never been in Time magazine... and yet this hall's filled twice." "You know?" "I've never been in Time magazine." "I don't need Time magazine." "And I don't think I'm a folk singer." "You'll probably call me a folk singer, but the other people will know better." "The people that buy my records, listen to me, don't necessarily read Time magazine." "You know, the audience that subscribe to Time magazine -- the audience of the people that want to know what's happening in the world week by week... the people that work during the day and can read it " "It's small." "Right?" "And it's concise." "And there's pictures in it." "I mean, those kind -- that certain class of people." "That's a class of people that take the magazine seriously." "Sure, I could read it." "I read it on the airplanes." "But I don't take it seriously." "If I wanna find out anything, I'm not gonna read Time magazine." "I'm not gonna read Newsweek, any of these magazines." "'Cause they just got too much to lose by printing the truth." "You know that." "What kinds of truth are they leaving out?" "Anything, even on a worldwide basis." "They'd go off the stands in a day if they printed, really, the truth." " What is really the truth?" " Really the truth is just a plain picture." "[Journalist] Mm-hmm." "Of what, for example?" "Of " " Of, you know -- A plain picture of, uh -- of, uh " "Let's say, uh -- uh, you know, a tramp vomiting, man, into the sewer." "And next door to the picture, you know..." "Mr. Rockefeller or, you know..." "Mr., uh, C.W. Jones, you know, on the subway going to work." "Uh, you know, any kind of picture." "Just make some sort of collage of pictures, which they don't do." "There's no ideas in Time magazine." "There's just these facts which too are switched." "Because even the article you're doing, the way it's gonna come out... don't you see, it can't be a good article... because the guy that's writing the article is sitting at a desk in New York." "He is not even going out of his office." "He's just gonna get these 15 reporters and they're gonna send him a quota." "[Journalist] Well, that's actually not true because " "He's gonna put himself on." "He's gonna put all his readers on." "And in another week will be -- have some space in the magazine." "But that's all." "It means nothing to anybody else." "I'm not putting that down, because people have got to eat and live." "You know?" "But, uh, let's at least be honest about it." " I mean, sure " " Listen, I don't know that you " "I know more about what you do " "And you don't even have to ask me how or why or anything -- uh, just by looking -- than you'll ever know about me, ever." "I could tell you I'm not a folk singer and explain to you why... but you wouldn't really understand." "All you could do -- You could nod your head." " You could be willing to try " " No, I couldn't even be willing to try." "It would be -- it's -- There's certain things which " "Every word " " Every word has its little letter and big letter." "[Journalist] Your friend had the right word -- "pigeonholed."" "No, that's not the word at all." "Every word has its little letter and big letter, like the word "know."" "The word "know" " " K-N-O-W?" "You know the word "Know" -- capital K-N-O-W?" " Yes." " Like, each of us really knows nothing." " Yes." " Right?" "We all think we know things, but we really know nothing." "But you're saying you know more about what I do " " No, no, no, no!" " No, I'm saying " " I'm saying " "I'm saying that you're gonna die." "You're gonna go off the earth." "You're gonna be dead." "It could be 20 years, tomorrow, anytime." "So am I. We're just gonna be gone." "The world's gonna go on without us." " Right." " All right." "You do your job in the face of that, and how seriously you take yourself... you decide for yourself." "Okay?" "And I'll decide for myself." "You're not gonna make me feel unhappy by anything you print about me." "I just can't " " It couldn't, you know -- You couldn't offend me." "And I'm sure, you know, I couldn't offend you." "So, uh, uh... all I can hope for you to do is, uh, you know... all your ideas in your own head, somehow, wherever they are " "Do you care about what you sing?" "How could I answer that if you got the nerve to ask me?" " Well, then you'll have to " " You got a lot of nerve asking me a question like that." "Do you ask the Beatles that?" "I have to ask you that because you have the nerve to question whether I care " "I'm not questioning you because I don't expect any answers from you." "Did you think somebody wouldn't go see somebody if they didn't want entertainment?" " Of course not." " Who wants to go get whipped?" "And if you do want to go get whipped, aren't you being entertained?" " All right, so, fine." " Right?" "So you think anybody that comes to see me... is coming for any other reason except entertainment, really?" "They'll tell you they're coming for different reasons." "Who cares what they tell you?" "Who cares what anybody " "Well, they think they know why they're doing it." " Do you know why they're doing it?" " I know some of the things they say " "People say all kinds of things." "You have to sort of weed it out." " Can you weed it out?" " No, I don't read." "Well, see, you're not gonna learn -- I can't teach you how to weed it out." "I didn't see that I couldn't weed it out." "I said I don't read." "Yeah, well, you know, I-I-I have no idea." "First of all, I'm not even a pop singer." " You think you'll ever be one?" " I don't know." "I have no idea." "Everyone performing in front of audiences is in some sense a pop singer." "Even if it's Caruso, he's appealing to a popular " "And he's a pop singer." "I'm just as good a singer as Caruso." "Have you heard me sing?" "Have you ever heard me sing?" " I like Caruso better." " Oh, well, you see, right there now " " Right there we have a little disagreement." " [Journalist Chuckling]" "I happen to be just as good as him." "A good singer." " You have to listen closely." " [Woman Laughs]" "But I hit all those notes." "And I can hold my breath three times as long, if I want to." "[Woman Chuckles]" "[Dylan] Is it gonna start on time?" "Is it gonna start on time?" "Anybody say anything different?" " What time is it supposed to start?" "7:00?" " 7:30." " Okay, okay, okay." " That's it." "That's the time." "Yeah." " Donovan not playing yet?" " Yeah, I can't " "[Man] They'll start when he arrives, Bob." " Well " " Yeah." " People like Donovan " "Man, they look just like everybody out there." "[Man] You're special street police." "I like how " " I mean, all the seats are sold anyway, isn't it?" "[People Chattering]" " [Man] Are you gonna go out soon or not?" " [Woman] Yes, I am." "[Neuwirth] Hey, the Beatles are here." "They didn't want to stand." "[Chattering]" " [Woman Laughs] - [Man] Jackie!" "I'm not with 2O people!" "[Chattering Continues]" "♪♪ [Guitar:" "Strumming]" "This sure be a lousy place, man, not to be able to hear myself." "[Neuwirth] You hear yourself." "Really." "I'm standing right in back of you." "♪♪ [Strumming Continues]" "You ready?" "Are you ready?" " [Dylan] Ready?" " About two minutes." "Then we'll have to - ♪♪ [Chord]" " Next time I come in, man, it'll be time to go." "So be ready." " Not gonna come?" " Keep it closed." "Come on." "The hall's dark." "Let's go." "Let me see." "[Dylan] Is the hall dark?" "[Audience Cheering, Applauding]" "♪ Come gather 'round, people wherever you roam ♪" "♪ And admit that the waters around you have grown ♪" "♪ And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone ♪" "♪ if your time to you is worth saving ♪" "♪ Then you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone ♪" "♪ For the times they are a-changing ♪♪" "♪ One time a crazy dream came to me ♪" "♪ I dreamt I was walkin' to World War III ♪" "[Audience Applauding, Cheering]" "♪ I went to the doctor the very next day ♪" "♪ To see what kind of things he had to say ♪" "♪ He said it was a terrible dream ♪" "♪ I looked in the closet There was Donovan ♪" " [Chuckles] - [Audience Laughing, Applauding]" "♪ Well, some of the people can be half right part of the time ♪" "♪ All of the people can be part right some of the time ♪" "♪ Half the people can be part right all of the time ♪" "♪ But all of the people can't be all right all of the time ♪" "♪ T.S. Eliot said that ♪" "[Audience Laughing, Applauding]" "♪ I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in your dream ♪" "♪ I said that ♪♪" "♪♪ [Ends]" "[Audience Applauding]" "♪♪ [Strumming]" "This is called, "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)." Ho-ho-ho." "[Audience Laughing]" "♪ Darkness at the break of noon ♪" "♪ Shadows even the silver spoon ♪" "♪ The handmade blade The child's balloon ♪" "♪ Eclipses both the sun and moon ♪" "♪ To understand you know too soon ♪" "♪ There is no sense in trying ♪" "♪ As pointed threats they bluff with scorn ♪" "♪ Suicide remarks are torn ♪" "♪ From the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn ♪" "♪ Plays wasted words, proves to warn ♪" "♪ That he not busy being born is busy dying ♪" "♪ Temptation's page flies out the door ♪" "♪ You follow, find yourself at war ♪" "♪ Watch waterfalls of pity roar ♪" "♪ You feel to moan but unlike before ♪" "♪ You discover that you'd just be one more person crying ♪" "♪ So don't fear ♪" "♪ If you hear ♪" "♪ A foreign sound ♪" "♪ In your ear ♪" "♪ It's alright, Ma ♪" "♪ I'm only sighing ♪♪" "♪ Of war and peace the truth just twists ♪" "♪ Its curfew gull just glides ♪" "♪ Upon four-legged forest clouds ♪" "♪ The cowboy angel rides ♪" "♪ With his candle cradled into the sun ♪" "♪ Though its glow is waxed in black ♪" "♪ All except when 'neath the trees ♪" "♪ Of Eden ♪" "♪ The savage soldier ♪" "♪ Sticks his head in sand ♪" "♪ And then complains ♪" "♪ Unto the shoeless hunter ♪" "♪ Who's gone deaf ♪" "♪ But still remains ♪" "♪ Upon the beach where hound dogs bay ♪" "♪ At ships with tattooed sails ♪♪" "Liam's out." "House lights on the queen." "Okay?" "Fair enough." "[Audience Applauding]" "[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen " "[Neuwirth Laughs]" "Actually, applause is kinda bullshit." "[Neuwirth Giggles]" "That'd be something else, man, if they just sat there and waited." "♪ In the dime stores and bus stations ♪" "♪ People talk over situations ♪" "♪ Read books and repeat quotations ♪" "♪ Draw conclusions ♪" "♪ On the wall ♪" "♪ Some speak of the future ♪" "♪ My love, she speaks softly ♪" "♪ She knows there's no success like failure ♪" "♪ And that failure's no success at all ♪" "♪ The bridge at midnight trembles ♪" "♪ The country doctor rambles ♪" "♪ Bankers' nieces seek perfection ♪" "♪ Expecting all the gifts that wise men bring ♪" "♪ The wind howls like a hammer ♪" "♪ The night blows cold and rainy ♪" "♪ My love, she's like some raven ♪" "♪ At my window with a broken wing ♪♪" " ♪♪ [Ends] - [Audience Applauding]" " [Coughing]" " Hey, man!" "[Neuwirth] Go, driver, go." "Go, driver." "Ah, beautiful." "Beautiful, man." "That was a good concert." "That was a good concert." "Beautiful." "[Neuwirth] They were all there, man." "All of them." "Goddamn." "The vanishing American." "[Chuckles]" "Man, I feel like I've been through some kind of a... thing." "Right?" " [Chuckles] - [Neuwirth] You have!" "No, but there was something -- something special about that." "[Grossman] They've started calling you an anarchist." " Who?" " The papers." "That's the word now." " "Anarchist."" " Right." " You're kidding." "Which papers did you see that in?" " Oh, two or three." " Today, yeah." " "Anarchist."" "Just 'cause you don't offer any solutions." " You're kidding." " Of course." " An anarchist." " Yeah." "Sure." "Give me a cigarette." "Give the anarchist a cigarette." "Whoo." "[Dylan] "Anarchist." [Sighs]" "A singer such as I." "[Grossman] Well, I was a little surprised to see it myself." "It probably took 'em a while, man, to think up that name." ""Anarch" -- No, they couldn't say "communist."" "[Woman] Well, didn't they say that yesterday?" " Communists aren't in " " Communists " "I-In England, communists really aren't, you know - [Woman] Oh, it's cool here." " Yeah." " It's cool being " " I don't think it's cool to be an anarchist though." "[Woman Laughs] No, I'm sure." "I don't think it is." "[Grossman] ♪ It's all over now ♪" "♪ Baby Blue ♪♪"

"I can't let you out, Hedwig." "I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school." " Besides, if Uncle Vernon..." " Harry Potter!" "Now you've done it." "He's in there." "Vernon?" "I'm warning you, if you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go." "But she's bored." "If I could only let her out for an hour or two." "So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends?" "No, sir." "But I haven't had any messages from any of my friends." "Not one all summer." "Who would want to be friends with you?" "I should think you'd be a little more grateful." "We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table even let you have Dudley's second bedroom purely out of the goodness of our hearts." "Not now." "It's for when the Masons arrive." "Which should be any minute." "Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we?" "Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be...?" "In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home." " Good." "And, Dudley, you will be...?" " I'll be waiting to open the door." "Excellent." "And you?" "I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist." "Too right, you will." "With any luck, this could be the day I make the biggest deal of my career and you will not mess it up." "Harry Potter, such an honor it is." " Who are you?" " Dobby, sir." "Dobby the house-elf." "Not to be rude or anything but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom." "Yes, sir." "Dobby understands." "It's just that Dobby has come to tell you..." "It is difficult, sir." "Dobby wonders where to begin." " Why don't you sit down?" " Sit down?" "Sit down?" "Dobby, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to offend you or anything." "Offend Dobby?" "Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal." "You can't have met many decent wizards then." "No, I haven't." "That was an awful thing to say." " Bad Dobby!" "Bad Dobby!" " Stop, Dobby." "Dobby, shush." "Dobby, please, stop." "Don't mind that." "It's just the cat." " Bad Dobby." " Stop!" "Stop, Dobby." "Please, be quiet." "Are you all right?" "Dobby had to punish himself, sir." "Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir." " Your family?" " The wizard family Dobby serves, sir." "Dobby is bound to serve one family forever." "If they ever knew Dobby was here..." "But Dobby had to come." "Dobby has to protect Harry Potter." "To warn him." "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year." "There is a plot, a plot to make most terrible things happen." "What terrible things?" "Who's plotting them?" "Can't say." " Okay, I understand." "You can't say." " Don't make me talk." "I..." " Dobby." "Dobby, put the lamp down." " Bad Dobby." "So when they arrive at the ninth hole..." "Give me the lamp." "Dobby, stop!" " Let me go." " Get in there and keep quiet." " What the devil are you doing up here?" " I was just..." "You just ruined the punch line of my Japanese golfer joke." "Sorry." "One more sound and you'll wish you'd never been born, boy." " And fix that door." " Yes, sir." "See why I've got to go back?" "I don't belong here." "I belong in your world, at Hogwarts." " It's the only place I've got friends." " Friends who don't write to Harry Potter?" "Well, I expect they've been..." "Hang on." "How do you know my friends haven't been writing to me?" "Harry Potter mustn't be angry with Dobby." "Dobby hoped if Harry Potter thought his friends had forgotten him Harry Potter might not want to go back to school, sir." " Give me those." "Now." " No!" "Dobby, get back here." "Dobby, please, no." "Harry Potter must say he's not going back to school." "I can't." "Hogwarts is my home." "Then Dobby must do it, sir, for Harry Potter's own good." "It spread as far as the eye could see, all over the floor of this building." "One plumber said, "Look at all that water."" "The second plumber said, "Yes, and that's just the top of it."" "I'm so sorry." "It's my nephew." "He's very disturbed." "Meeting strangers upsets him." "That's why I kept him upstairs." "You're never going back to that school." "You're never going to see those freaky friends of yours again." "Never!" "Hiya, Harry." "Ron." "Fred." "George." "What are you all doing here?" "Rescuing you, of course." "Now, come on, get your trunk." "You better stand back." "Let's go." " What was that?" " What was it?" "Potter!" "Dad, what's going on?" "Go." "Go." "Go." "Dad, hurry up." " Come on." " Come on, Harry, hurry up." "Petunia, he's escaping!" " I've got you, Harry." " Come here!" " Let go of me!" " No, boy!" "You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere." " Get off!" " Drive!" " Right." " Right!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Dad!" "Damn." "By the way, Harry, happy birthday." "Come on." "Okay, come on." "Okay, come on." " Think it'd be all right if we had some?" " Yeah, Mum will never know." "It's not much, but it's home." "I think it's brilliant." "Where have you been?" "Harry, how wonderful to see you, dear." "Beds empty." "No note." "Car gone." "You could have died." "You could have been seen." "Of course, I don't blame you, Harry, dear." "They were starving him, Mum." "There were bars on his window." "Well, you best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley." "Come on, Harry, time for a spot of breakfast." "Here we are, Harry." "Now, tuck in." "That's it." "There we go." " Mummy, have you seen my jumper?" " Yes, dear, it was on the cat." "Hello." "What did I do?" "Ginny." "She's been talking about you all summer." "A bit annoying, really." " Morning, Weasleys." " Morning, Dad." " What a night." "Nine raids." "Nine!" " Raids?" "Dad works in the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office." "Dad loves Muggles, thinks they're fascinating." "Well, now." "And who are you?" "Sorry, sir." "I'm Harry, sir." "Harry Potter." "Good Lord." "Are you really?" "Well, Ron has told us all about you, of course." "When did he get here?" "This morning." "Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night." "Did you really?" "How did it go?" "I mean..." "That was very wrong indeed, boys." "Very wrong of you." "Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles." "Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" "Well, that'll be Errol with the post." "Fetch it, will you, Percy, please?" " Errol." " He's always doing that." "Look, it's our Hogwarts letters." "They've sent us Harry's as well." "Dumbledore must know you're here." "Doesn't miss a trick, that man." " No." " This lot won't come cheap." " The spell books alone are expensive." " We'll manage." "There's only one place we're going to get all of this." "Diagon Alley." "Right." "Here we are, Harry." "You go first, dear." "But Harry's never traveled by Floo powder before, Mum." "Floo powder?" "You go first, Ron, so that Harry can see how it's done." "Yes." "In you go." "That's it." "Diagon Alley." "You see?" "It's quite easy, dear." "Don't be afraid." "Come on." "Come on." "In you go." "That's it." "Mind your head." "That's right." "Now, take your Floo powder." "That's it, very good." "Now, don't forget to speak very, very clearly." "Diagonally." " What did he say, dear?" " Diagonally." "I thought he did." " Not lost, are you, my dear?" " I'm fine, thank you." "I was just going..." "Come with us." "We'll help you find your way back." " No." "Please..." " Harry?" "Hagrid!" "What do you think you're doing down here?" "Come on." "You're a mess, Harry." "Skulking around Knockturn Alley?" "Dodgy place." "Don't want no one to see you there." "People will think you're up to no good." "I was lost, I..." "Hang on." "What were you doing down there then?" "Me?" "I was..." "I was looking for Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent." "They're ruining all the school cabbages." "Harry." "Hagrid." "Hello, Hermione." " It's so good to see you." " It's great to see you too." "What did you do to your glasses?" "Oculus Reparo." "I definitely need to remember that one." "You'll be all right now then, Harry?" "Right." "I'll leave you to it." " Okay, bye." " Thank you." "Bye." "Come on, everyone's been so worried." "Harry." "Thank goodness." "We'd hoped you'd only gone one grate too far." "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart." "Here he is." "Mum fancies him." "Make way there, please." "Let me by, madam." "Thank you." "Excuse me, little girl." "This is for the Daily Prophet." "It can't be." "Harry Potter?" "Harry Potter!" "Excuse me, madam." "Nice big smile, Harry." "Together, you and I rate the front page." "Ladies and gentlemen, what an extraordinary moment this is." "When young Harry stepped into Flourish and Blotts this morning to purchase my autobiography, Magical Me which, incidentally, is currently celebrating its 27th week atop the Daily Prophet bestseller list he had no idea that he would, in fact, be leaving with my entire collected works free of charge." "Now, ladies?" "Harry, now you give me those, and I'll get them signed." "All of you wait outside." "That's it." "I'll bet you loved that, didn't you, Potter?" "Famous Harry Potter." "Can't go into a bookshop without making the front page." "Leave him alone." "Look, Potter." "You've got yourself a girlfriend." "Now, now, Draco, play nicely." "Mr. Potter." "Lucius Malfoy." "We meet at last." "Forgive me." "Your scar is legend." "As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you." "Voldemort killed my parents." "He was nothing more than a murderer." "You must be very brave to mention his name." "Or very foolish." "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself." "And you must be Miss Granger." "Yes, Draco has told me all about you." "And your parents." "Muggles, aren't they?" "Let me see." "Red hair, vacant expressions tatty, secondhand book." "You must be the Weasleys." "It's mad in here." "Let's go outside." " Well, well, well." "Weasley senior." " Lucius." "Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur, all those extra raids?" "I do hope they're paying you overtime but judging by the state of this, I'd say not." "What's the use in being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?" "We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy." "Clearly." "Associating with Muggles." "And I thought your family could sink no lower." "I'll see you at work." "See you at school." " 10:58, come on." " The train will be leaving any moment." "Fred, George, Percy, you first." "Okay." "After you, dear." "Come on, Ginny, we'll get you a seat." "Hurry." "Let's go." " What do you two think you're doing?" " Sorry." "Lost control of the trolley." " Why can't we get through?" " I don't know." "The gateway has sealed itself for some reason." "The train leaves at exactly 11:00." "We've missed it." "Harry, if we can't get through maybe Mum and Dad can't get back." "Maybe we should just go and wait by the car." "The car." "Ron, I should tell you most Muggles aren't accustomed to seeing a flying car." "Right." "Okay." "Oh, no!" "The Invisibility Booster must be faulty." "Come on, then." "Let's go lower." "We need to find the train." "Okay." "All we need to do is catch up with the train." "We can't be far behind." " Do you hear that?" " We must be getting close." "Hold on." "Harry!" "Hold on!" "Take my hand!" "Hold on!" "I'm trying." "Your hand's all sweaty." " I think we found the train." " Yeah." "Welcome home." "Up!" "Up!" "It's not working!" "Up!" "Ron, mind that tree!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " My wand." "Look at my wand." " Be thankful it's not your neck." " What's happening?" " I don't know." "Come on, go!" "Fast!" "Scabbers, you're okay." "The car!" "Dad's gonna kill me." "See you, Hedwig." "So a house-elf shows up in my bedroom we can't get through the barrier to platform 93/4 we almost get killed by a tree..." "Clearly someone doesn't want me here this year." "Well, take a good look, lads." "This night might well be the last you spend in this castle." "Oh, dear, we are in trouble." "You were seen by no less than seven Muggles." "Do you have any idea how serious this is?" "You have risked the exposure of our world." "Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born." "Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us." "Silence." "I assure you that were you in Slytherin, and your fate rested with me the both of you would be on the train home tonight." " As it is..." " They are not." "Professor Dumbledore." "Professor McGonagall." "Headmaster these boys have flouted the Decree for the Restriction of Underage Wizardry." " As such..." " I am well aware of our bylaws having written quite a few of them myself." "However, as head of Gryffindor house it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate action." "We'll go and get our stuff, then." "What are you talking about, Mr. Weasley?" "You're going to expel us, aren't you?" "Not today, Mr. Weasley but I must impress on both of you the seriousness of what you have done." "I will be writing to your families tonight, and you will both receive detention." "Morning, everyone." " Good morning, everyone." " Good morning, Professor Sprout." "Welcome to Greenhouse Three, second years." "Gather around, everyone." "Today we're going to re-pot Mandrakes." "Who here can tell me the properties of the Mandrake root?" "Yes, Miss Granger?" "Mandrake, or Mandragora is used to return those who have been Petrified to their original state." "It's also dangerous." "The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it." "Excellent." "Ten points to Gryffindor." "As our Mandrakes are still only seedlings their cries won't kill you yet." "But they could knock you out for hours, which is why I have given you earmuffs for auditory protection." "So could you please put them on, right away?" "Quickly." "Flaps tight down, and watch me closely." "You grasp your Mandrake firmly." "You pull it sharply up out of the pot." "Got it?" "And now you dunk it down into the other pot and pour a little sprinkling of soil to keep him warm." "Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs." " No, ma'am, he's just fainted." " Yes, well, just leave him there." "Right, on we go." "Plenty of pots to go around." "Grasp your Mandrake and pull it up." " There's Nearly Headless Nick." " Hello, Percy, Miss Clearwater." "Hello, Sir Nicholas." "Say it." "I'm doomed." " You're doomed." " Hi, Harry." "I'm Colin Creevey." "I'm in Gryffindor too." "Hi, Colin." "Nice to meet you." "Ron, is that your owl?" "Bloody bird's a menace." "Oh, no." "Look, everyone." "Weasley's got himself a Howler." "Go on, Ron." "I ignored one from my gran once." "It was horrible." "Ronald Weasley!" "How dare you steal that car!" "I am absolutely disgusted!" "Your father's now facing an inquiry at work and it's entirely your fault!" "If you put another toe out of line we'll bring you straight home!" "And, Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor." "Your father and I are so proud." "Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher." "Me." "Gilderoy Lockhart Order of Merlin, Third Class honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award." "But I don't talk about that." "I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him." "Now, be warned." "It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind." "You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room." "Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here." "I must ask you not to scream." "It might provoke them." "Cornish pixies?" "Freshly caught Cornish pixies." "Laugh if you will, Mr. Finnegan but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters." "Let's see what you make of them." "Come on now, round them up." "They're only pixies." " You just stay there!" " Please, get me down!" " Get off me!" " Stop." "Hold still!" "Peskipiksi Pesternomi!" "I'll ask you three to just nip the rest of them back into their cage." "What do we do now?" "Immobulus!" "Why is it always me?" "I spent the summer devising a whole new Quidditch program." "We're gonna train earlier, harder and longer." "What...?" "I don't believe it." " Where you think you're going, Flint?" " Quidditch practice." " I booked the pitch for Gryffindor today." " Easy, Wood." "I've got a note." "I smell trouble." ""I, Professor Severus Snape, do hereby give the Slytherin team permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker."" "You've got a new Seeker." "Who?" " Malfoy?" " That's right." "And that's not all that's new this year." "Those are Nimbus 2001 s." "How did you get those?" "A gift from Draco's father." "You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best." "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in." "They got in on pure talent." "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood." "You'll pay for that one, Malfoy." "Eat slugs!" "You okay, Ron?" "Say something." " Wow!" "Can you turn him around, Harry?" " No, Colin, get out of the way." "Let's take him to Hagrid's." "He'll know what to do." "This calls for a specialist's equipment." "Nothing to do but wait till it stops, I'm afraid." " Okay." " Better out than in." " Who was Ron trying to curse, anyway?" " Malfoy." "He called Hermione..." "Well, I don't know exactly what it means." "He called me a Mudblood." " He did not." " What's a Mudblood?" "It means "dirty blood." Mudblood's a foul name for someone who's Muggle-born." "Someone with non-magic parents." "Someone like me." "It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation." "See, the thing is, Harry, there are some wizards, like the Malfoy family who think they're better than everyone else because they're pure-blood." "That's horrible." "It's disgusting." "And it's codswallop to boot." "Dirty blood." "Why, there isn't a wizard alive today that's not half-blood or less." "More to the point, they've yet to think of a spell that our Hermione can't do." "Come here." "Don't you think on it, Hermione." "Don't you think on it for one minute." "Harry, Harry, Harry." "Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention than by helping me to answer my fan mail?" "Not really." "Fame is a fickle friend, Harry." "Celebrity is as celebrity does." "Remember that." "Come. ...to me." " What?" " Sorry?" "That voice." "Voice?" " Didn't you hear it?" " What are you talking about, Harry?" "I think you're getting a bit drowsy." "And great Scott, no wonder." "Look at the time." "We've been here nearly four hours." "Spooky how the time flies when one is having fun." "Spooky." "Blood." "I smell blood." "Let me rip you." "Let me kill you." "Kill!" "Kill!" " Kill!" " Harry!" " Did you hear it?" " Hear what?" " That voice." " Voice?" "What voice?" "I heard it first in Lockhart's office." "And then again just..." "It's time." "It's moving." "I think it's going to kill." " Kill?" " Harry, wait!" "Not so fast!" "Strange." " I've never seen spiders act like that." " I don't like spiders." "What's that?" ""The Chamber of Secrets has been opened." "Enemies of the Heir, beware."" "It's written in blood." "Oh, no." "It's Filch's cat." "It's Mrs. Norris." ""Enemies of the Heir, beware."" "You'll be next, Mudbloods." "What's going on here?" "Go on." "Make way, make way." "Potter?" "What are you...?" "Mrs. Norris?" " You've murdered my cat." " No." "No." "I'll kill you." " I'll kill you!" " Argus!" "Argus, I..." "Everyone will proceed to their dormitories immediately." "Everyone except you three." "Ravenclaws, follow me." "She's not dead, Argus." "She has been Petrified." "Thought so." "So unlucky I wasn't there." "I know exactly the countercurse that could've spared her." "But how she has been Petrified, I cannot say." "Ask him." "It's him that's done it." "You saw what he wrote on the wall." "It's not true, sir." "I swear." "I never touched Mrs. Norris." " Rubbish." " If I might, headmaster?" "Perhaps Potter and his friends were just in the wrong place at the wrong time." "However the circumstances are suspicious." "I, for one, don't recall seeing Potter at dinner." "I'm afraid that's my doing, Severus." "You see, Harry was helping me answer my fan mail." "That's why Ron and I went looking for him, professor." "We'd just found him when he said..." " Yes, Miss Granger?" " When I said I wasn't hungry." "We were heading back to the common room when we found Mrs. Norris." " Innocent until proven guilty, Severus." " My cat has been Petrified." " I want to see some punishment!" " We will be able to cure her, Argus." "As I understand it, Madam Sprout has a very healthy growth of Mandrake." "When matured, a potion will be made which will revive Mrs. Norris." "And in the meantime I strongly recommend caution to all." " It's a bit strange, isn't it?" " Strange?" "You hear this voice, a voice only you can hear and then Mrs. Norris turns up Petrified." "It's just strange." "Do you think I should have told them?" "Dumbledore and the others, I mean?" "Are you mad?" "No, Harry." "Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign." "She's right, you know." "Could I have your attention, please?" "Right." "Now, today, we will be transforming animals into water goblets." "Like so." "One, two, three." "Vera Verto." "Now it's your turn." "Who would like to go first?" "Mr. Weasley." ""One, two, three." "Vera Verto."" "Vera Verto!" "That wand needs replacing, Mr. Weasley." " Yes, Miss Granger?" " Professor I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets." "Very well." "You all know, of course that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age:" "Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin." "Now, three of the founders coexisted quite harmoniously." " One did not." " Three guesses who." "Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts." "He believed magical learning should be kept within all-magic families." "In other words, pure-bloods." "Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school." "Now, according to legend Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle known as the Chamber of Secrets." "Though, shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true Heir returned to the school." "The Heir alone would be able to open the Chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing purge the school of all those who in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic." "Muggle-borns." "Naturally, the school has been searched many times." "No such chamber has been found." "Professor?" "What exactly does legend tell us lies within the Chamber?" "The Chamber is said to be home to something that only the Heir of Slytherin can control." "It is said to be the home of a monster." "Do you think it's true?" "Do you think there really is a Chamber of Secrets?" "Yes." "Couldn't you tell?" "McGonagall's worried." "All the teachers are." "If there really is a Chamber of Secrets, and it has been opened, that means..." "The Heir of Slytherin has returned to Hogwarts." "The question is, who is it?" "Let's think." "Who do we know who thinks all Muggle-borns are scum?" " If you're talking about Malfoy..." " Of course." "You heard him." ""You'll be next, Mudbloods."" "I heard him." "But Malfoy, the Heir of Slytherin?" "Maybe Ron's right, Hermione." "I mean, look at his family." "The whole lot of them have been in Slytherin for centuries." "Crabbe and Goyle must know." "Maybe we could trick them into telling." "Even they aren't that thick." "But there might be another way." "Mind you, it would be difficult." "Not to mention we'd be breaking about 50 school rules and it'll be dangerous." "Very dangerous." "Here it is." "The Polyjuice Potion." ""Properly brewed, the Polyjuice Potion allows the drinker to transform himself temporarily into the physical form of another."" "You mean if Harry and I drink that stuff, we'll turn into Crabbe and Goyle?" " Wicked!" "Malfoy will tell us anything." " Exactly." "But it's tricky." "I've never seen a more complicated potion." " How long will it take to make?" " A month." "A month?" "But, Hermione, if Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin he could attack half the Muggle-borns in the school by then." "I know." "But it's the only plan we've got." "Another goal for Slytherin!" "They lead Gryffindor 90 to 30." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right there, Scarhead?" "Watch yourself, Harry!" "Wood, look out!" "Blimey!" "Harry's got himself a rogue Bludger." "That's been tampered with, that has." "I'll stop it." "No!" "Even with a proper wand, it's too risky." "You could hit Harry." "Training for the ballet, Potter?" "You'll never catch me, Potter." "Let's go." "Harry Potter has caught the Snitch." "Gryffindor wins!" "Finite Incantatem!" " Thank you." " Are you okay?" "No." "I think my arm is broken." "Not to worry, Harry." "I will fix that arm of yours straightaway." " Not you." " Boy doesn't know what he's saying." "This won't hurt a bit." "Brackium Emendo!" "Yes, well, that can sometimes happen but the point is you can no longer feel any pain, and, very clearly, the bones are not broken." "Broken?" "There's no bones left." "Much more flexible, though." "Mr. Malfoy, stop making such a fuss." "You can go." "Out of my way." "Should have been brought straight to me." "I can mend bones in a heartbeat, but growing them back..." "You will be able to, won't you?" "I'll be able to, certainly." "But it'll be painful." "You're in for a rough night, Potter." "Regrowing bones is a nasty business." "What do you expect?" "Pumpkin juice?" "Kill." "Kill." "Time to kill." "Hello." "Dobby?" "Harry Potter should have listened to Dobby." "Harry Potter should have gone back home when he missed the train." "It was you." "You stopped the barrier from letting Ron and me through." "Indeed." "Yes, sir." " You nearly got Ron and me expelled." " At least you would be away from here." "Harry Potter must go home." "Dobby thought his Bludger would be enough to make Harry Potter see..." "Your Bludger?" "You made that Bludger chase after me?" "Dobby feels most aggrieved, sir." "Dobby had to iron his hands." "You better clear off before my bones come back, or I might strangle you." "Dobby is used to death threats, sir." "Dobby gets them five times a day at home." "I don't suppose you could tell me why you're trying to kill me?" "Not kill you, sir." "Never kill you." "Dobby remembers how it was before Harry Potter triumphed over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." "We house-elves were treated like vermin, sir." "Of course, Dobby is still treated like vermin." "Why do you wear that thing, Dobby?" "This, sir?" "It is a mark of the house-elf's enslavement." "Dobby can only be freed if his master presents him with clothes." "Listen." "Listen!" "Terrible things are about to happen at Hogwarts." "Harry Potter must not stay here now that history is to repeat itself." "Repeat itself?" "You mean this has happened before?" "I shouldn't have said that." " Bad Dobby!" "Bad!" " Stop it!" "Stop it, Dobby!" "Tell me." "When did this happen before?" "Who's doing it now?" "Dobby cannot say, sir." "Dobby only wants Harry Potter to be safe." "No, Dobby." "Tell me." "Who is it?" "Put him here." " What happened?" " There's been another attack." "I think he's been Petrified, Madam Pomfrey." "Look." "Perhaps he managed to take a picture of his attacker." "What can this mean, Albus?" "It means that our students are in great danger." " What should I tell the staff?" " The truth." "Tell them Hogwarts is no longer safe." "It is as we feared, Minerva." "The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again." "Again?" "You mean the Chamber of Secrets has been opened before?" "Of course." "Don't you see?" "Lucius Malfoy must have opened it when he was at school here." " Now he's taught Draco how to do it." " Maybe." "We'll have to wait for the Polyjuice Potion to know for sure." "Enlighten me." "Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight in the middle of the girls' lavatory?" "Don't you think we'll get caught?" "No." "No one ever comes in here." " Why?" " Moaning Myrtle." "Who?" "Moaning Myrtle." " Who's Moaning Myrtle?" " I'm Moaning Myrtle." "I wouldn't expect you to know me." "Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable moping Moaning Myrtle?" "She's a little sensitive." "Gather round!" "Gather round." "Can everybody see me?" "Can you all hear me?" "Excellent." "In light of the dark events of recent weeks Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this Dueling Club to train you all up in case you ever need to defend yourselves as I myself have done on countless occasions." "For full details, see my published works." "Let me introduce my assistant Professor Snape." "He has sportingly agreed to help with a short demonstration." "I don't want any of you youngsters to worry." "You'll still have your Potions master when I'm through with him." "Never fear." "One." "Two." " Three!" " Expelliarmus!" " Do you think he's all right?" " Who cares?" "An excellent idea to show them that, Professor Snape but if you don't mind me saying, it was obvious what you were about to do." "If I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only too easy." "Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, professor." "An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape." "Let's have a volunteer pair." "Potter, Weasley, how about you?" "Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells." "We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox." "Might I suggest someone from my own house?" "Malfoy, perhaps?" " Good luck, Potter." " Thank you, sir." "Wands at the ready." " Scared, Potter?" " You wish." "On the count of three cast your charms to disarm your opponent." "Only to disarm." "We don't want any accidents here." "One." " Two." " Everte Statum!" "Rictusempra!" "I said disarm only." "Serpensortia!" "Don't move, Potter." "I'll get rid of it for you." "Allow me, Professor Snape." "Alarte Ascendare!" "Vipera Evanesca." "What are you playing at?" "You're a Parselmouth?" "Why didn't you tell us?" " I'm a what?" " You can talk to snakes." "I know." "I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once." "Once." "But so what?" "I bet loads of people here can do it." "No, they can't." "It's not a very common gift, Harry." "This is bad." "What's bad?" "If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin..." " That's what you said to it." " You were there." "You heard me." "I heard you speaking Parseltongue." "Snake language." "I spoke a different language?" "But I didn't realize..." "How can I speak a language without knowing I can?" "I don't know, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something." "Harry, listen to me." "There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent." "Salazar Slytherin was a Parselmouth." "He could talk to snakes too." "Exactly." "Now the whole school's gonna think you're his great-great-great grandson." "But I'm not." "I can't be." "He lived a thousand years ago." "For all we know, you could be." "I'll see you back in the common room." "I want blood." "They all must die." "Kill." "Kill." "Kill." "Time to kill." "Caught in the act." "I'll have you out this time, Potter." "Mark my words." "No." "Mr. Filch!" "You don't understand..." "Professor I swear I didn't." "This is out of my hands, Potter." "Professor Dumbledore will be waiting for you." "Sherbet Lemon." "Professor Dumbledore?" "Bee in your bonnet, Potter?" "I was just wondering if you put me in the right house." "Yes." "You were particularly difficult to place." "But I stand by what I said last year." "You would have done well in Slytherin." "You're wrong." "Harry?" "Professor." "Your bird..." "There was nothing I could do." " He just caught fire." " And about time too." "He's been looking dreadful for days." "Pity you had to see him on a burning day." "Fawkes is a phoenix, Harry." "They burst into flame when it is time for them to die and then they are reborn from the ashes." "Fascinating creatures, phoenixes." "They can carry immensely heavy loads." "Their tears have healing powers." "Professor Dumbledore, sir!" "Wait!" "Listen!" "Professor Dumbledore, sir, it wasn't Harry." "I'd be prepared to swear it in front of the Ministry of Magic." "Relax." "I do not believe that Harry attacked anyone." " Of course you don't." "Right." "Well, I'll..." " I'll just wait outside, then." " Yes." " You don't think it was me, professor?" " No, Harry." "I do not think it was you." "But I must ask you is there something you wish to tell me?" "No, sir." "Nothing." "Very well, then." "Off you go." "Everything's set." "We just need a bit of who you're changing into." "Crabbe and Goyle." "We also need to make sure that the real Crabbe and Goyle can't burst in on us while we're interrogating Malfoy." " How?" " I've got it all worked out." "I filled these with a simple Sleeping Draught." "Simple, but powerful." "Now, once they're asleep hide them in the broomstick cupboard and pull out a few of their hairs and put on their uniforms." " Whose hair are you ripping out, then?" " I've already got mine." "Millicent Bulstrode." "Slytherin." "I got this off her robes." "I'm going to go check on the Polyjuice Potion." "Make sure that Crabbe and Goyle find these." "Ron, maybe I should do it." "Yeah." "Right." "Wingardium Leviosa." "Cool." "How thick could you get?" "Come on, let's get them." "We'll have exactly one hour before we change back into ourselves." "Add the hairs." "Essence of Crabbe." "Cheers." "I think I'm gonna be sick." "Me too." "Harry?" "Ron." "Bloody hell!" "We still sound like ourselves." "You need to sound more like Crabbe." " Bloody hell." " Excellent." " But where's Hermione?" " I..." "I don't think I'm going." "You go on without me." "Hermione, are you okay?" "Just go." "You're wasting time." "Come on." "I think the Slytherin common room's this way." "Excuse me." "What are you doing d...?" "I mean, what are you doing down here?" "I happen to be a school prefect." "You, on the other hand, have no business wandering the corridors at night." "What are your names again?" " I'm..." " Crabbe, Goyle, where have you been?" "Pigging out in the Great Hall all this time?" "Why are you wearing glasses?" " Reading." " Reading?" "I didn't know you could read." "And what are you doing down here, Weasley?" "Mind your attitude, Malfoy." "Well, sit down." "You'd never know the Weasleys were pure-bloods, the way they behave." "They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world." "All of them." "What's wrong with you, Crabbe?" "Stomachache." "I'm surprised the Daily Prophet hasn't done a report on all these attacks." "I suppose Dumbledore is trying to hush it all up." "Father always said Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place." " You're wrong!" "What?" "You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore?" "Well?" "Do you?" "Harry Potter?" "Good one, Goyle." "You're absolutely right." "Saint Potter." "And people actually think that he's the Heir of Slytherin?" "But then you must have some idea who's behind it all." "You know I don't, Goyle." "I told you yesterday." "How many times do I have to tell you?" "Is this yours?" "But my father did say this:" "It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened." "He wouldn't tell me who opened it." "Only that they were expelled." "The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died." "So it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time." "As for me I hope it's Granger." "What's the matter with you two?" "You're acting very odd." "It's his stomachache." "Calm down." "Scar." "Hair." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "That was close." "Hermione, come out." "We've got loads to tell you." "Go away." "Wait till you see." "It's awful." "Hermione?" "Are you okay?" "Do you remember me telling you that the Polyjuice Potion was only for human transformations?" "It was cat hair I plucked off Millicent Bulstrode's robes." "Look at my face." "Look at your tail." "Have you spoken to Hermione?" "She should be out of hospital in a few days when she stops coughing up fur balls." "What's this?" "Yuck!" "Looks like Moaning Myrtle's flooded the bathroom." " Come to throw something else at me?" " Why would I throw something at you?" "Don't ask me." "Here I am, minding my own business and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me." "But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you." "I mean, it'll just go right through you." "Sure!" "Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't feel it." "Ten points if you get it through her stomach!" "Fifty points if it goes through her head!" " But who threw it at you, anyway?" " I don't know." "I didn't see them." "I was just sitting in the U-bend, thinking about death and it fell through the top of my head." ""Tom Marvolo Riddle."" "My name is Harry Potter." "Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?" "Can you tell me?" "Excuse me." "Could you tell me what's going on here?" "Are you Tom Riddle?" "Hello, can you hear me?" "Riddle!" "Come." "Professor Dumbledore." "Dumbledore?" "It is not wise to be wandering around this late hour, Tom." "Yes, professor." "I suppose I..." "I had to see for myself if the rumors were true." "I'm afraid they are, Tom." "They are true." "About the school as well?" "I don't have a home to go to." "They wouldn't really close Hogwarts, would they, professor?" "I understand, Tom, but I'm afraid Headmaster Dippet may have no choice." "Sir, if it all stopped, if the person responsible was caught..." "Is there something you wish to tell me?" "No, sir." "Nothing." "Very well, then." "Off you go." "Good night, sir." " Let's get you out of there." " Evening, Hagrid." "I'm going to have to turn you in." "I don't think you meant it to kill anyone..." "You can't." "You don't understand." "The dead girl's parents will be here tomorrow." "The least Hogwarts can do is make sure the thing that killed their daughter is slaughtered." "It wasn't him." "Aragog never killed no one." "Never." "Monsters don't make good pets, Hagrid." " Now, stand aside." " No!" " Stand aside, Hagrid." " No!" "Cistem Aperio!" "Arania Exumai!" "Aragog!" "Aragog!" "I can't let you go." "They'll have your wand for this, Hagrid." "You'll be expelled." "Hagrid!" "It was Hagrid." "Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago." "It can't be Hagrid." "It just can't be." "We don't even know this Tom Riddle." "He sounds like a dirty, rotten snitch." "The monster had killed somebody, Ron." "What would any of us have done?" "Look, Hagrid's our friend." "Why don't we just go and ask him about it?" "That would be a cheerful visit." ""Hello, Hagrid." "Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"" "Mad and hairy?" "You wouldn't be talking about me, now, would you?" "No." "What's that you've got, Hagrid?" "It's Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent." "For the Mandrakes, you know." "Now, according to Professor Sprout, they've still got a bit of growing to do." "But once their acne's cleared up, we'll chop them up and stew them and then we'll get those people down at the hospital un-Petrified." "In the meantime, though, you three had best be looking after yourselves." "All right?" "Hello, Neville." "Harry, I don't know who did it, but you'd better come." "Come on!" "It had to be a Gryffindor." "Nobody else knows our password." "Unless it wasn't a student." "Whoever it was, they must have been looking for something." "And they found it." "Tom Riddle's diary is gone." "All right, listen up." "We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance." "We're stronger, quicker and smarter." "Not to mention they're dead scared that Harry will Petrify them if they fly anywhere near him." " Well, that too." "Professor McGonagall." " This match has been canceled." " We can't cancel Quidditch." "Silence, Wood." "You and your teammates will go to Gryffindor Tower." "Now." "Potter, you and I will find Mr. Weasley." "There's something the both of you have to see." "I warn you." "This could be a wee bit of a shock." "Hermione!" "She was found near the library along with this." "Does it mean anything to either of you?" "No." "Could I have your attention, please?" "Because of recent events, these new rules will be put into effect immediately:" ""All students will return to their house common rooms by 6:00 every evening." "All students will be escorted to each lesson by a teacher." "No exceptions."" "I should tell you this:" "Unless the culprit behind these attacks is caught it is likely the school will be closed." "We've got to talk to Hagrid, Ron." "I can't believe it's him but if he did set the monster loose last time he'll know how to get inside the Chamber of Secrets." "That's a start." "But you heard McGonagall." "We're not allowed to leave the tower except for class." "I think it's time to get my dad's old cloak out again." "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Hello?" " What's that for?" " Nothing." "I was expecting..." "It doesn't matter." "Come on in." "I just made a pot of tea." "Hagrid, are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm all right." "Did you hear about Hermione?" "Yeah." "I heard about that, all right." "Look, we have to ask you something." "Do you know who's opened the Chamber of Secrets?" "What you had to understand about that is..." "Quick, under the cloak." "Don't say a word." "Be quiet, both of you." " Professor Dumbledore, sir." " Good evening, Hagrid." "I wonder, could we...?" "Of course." "Come in." "Come in." "That's Dad's boss." "Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic." "Bad business, Hagrid, very bad business." "Had to come." "Three attacks on Muggle-borns." "Things have gone far enough." " The Ministry's got to act." " But I never..." "You know I never, professor." "I want it understood, Cornelius that Hagrid has my full confidence." "Albus, look, Hagrid's record is against him." " I've got to take him." " Take me?" "Take me where?" "Not Azkaban prison." "I'm afraid we have no choice, Hagrid." "Already here, Fudge?" "Good." "What are you doing here?" "Get out of my house!" "Believe me I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your..." "You call this a house?" "No." "I simply called up the school and was told the headmaster was here." "Well, what exactly is it that you want with me?" "The other governors and I have decided it's time for you to step aside." "This is an order of suspension." "You'll find all 12 signatures on it." "I'm afraid we feel you've rather lost your touch." "Well, what, with all these attacks there'll be no Muggle-borns left at Hogwarts." "I can only imagine what an awful loss that would be to the school." "You can't take Professor Dumbledore away." "Take him away and the Muggle-borns won't stand a chance." "You mark my words, there'll be killings next!" "You think so?" "Calm yourself, Hagrid." "If the governors desire my removal I will, of course, step aside." "However you will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." "Admirable sentiments." "Shall we?" "Fudge." "Come, Hagrid." "Well?" "If..." "If anybody was looking for some stuff then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders." "Yep." "That would lead them right." "That's all I have to say." "And someone will need to feed Fang while I'm away." "Good boy." "Hagrid's right." "With Dumbledore gone, there'll be an attack a day." "Look." "Come on." "Come on, Fang." "Come on." "What?" "You heard what Hagrid said." ""Follow the spiders."" "They're heading to the Dark Forest." "Why spiders?" "Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?" "Harry, I don't like this." " Harry, I don't like this at all." " Shush!" "Can we go back now?" "Come on." "Who is it?" "Don't panic." "Hagrid?" "Is that you?" "We're friends of Hagrid's." "And you?" "You're Aragog, aren't you?" "Yes." "Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before." "He's in trouble." "Up at the school, there have been attacks." "They think it's Hagrid." "They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets." "Like before." "That's a lie." "Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets." " Then you're not the monster?" " No." "The monster was born in the castle." "I came to Hagrid from a distant land in the pocket of a traveler." "Harry." "But if you're not the monster, then what did kill that girl 50 years ago?" "We do not speak of it." "It is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others." "But have you seen it?" "I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me." "The girl was discovered in a bathroom." "When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here." " Harry!" " What?" "Well, thank you." "We'll just go." "Go?" "I think not." "My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command." "But I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst." "Goodbye, friend of Hagrid." "Can we panic now?" "Know any spells?" "One, but it's not powerful enough for all of them." "Where's Hermione when you need her?" "Let's go!" "Arania Exumai!" "Go!" "Glad we're out of there." "Arania Exumai!" " Thanks for that." " Don't mention it." "Get us out of here." "Now!" "Come on!" "Come on, move faster!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Get us in the air." "The flying gear's jammed!" " Come on!" "Pull!" " I'm trying!" "Follow the spiders." "Follow the spiders." "If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him." "I mean, what was the point of sending us in there?" " What have we found out?" " We know one thing." "Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets." "He was innocent." "Wish you were here, Hermione." "We need you." "Now more than ever." " What's that?" " Ron..." "This is why Hermione was in the library the day she was attacked." "Come on." ""Of the many fearsome beasts that roam our land none is more deadly than the basilisk." "Capable of living for hundreds of years instant death awaits any who meet this giant serpent's eye." "Spiders flee before it." Ron, this is it." "The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk." "That's why I can hear it speak." "It's a snake." "But if it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?" "Because no one did look it in the eye." "Not directly, at least." "Colin saw it through his camera." "Justin..." "Justin must have seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick." "Nick got the full blast of it." "But he's a ghost, he couldn't die again." "And Hermione had the mirror." "I bet you she was using it to look around corners in case it came along." "And Mrs. Norris?" "I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry." "The water." "There was water on the floor that night." "She only saw the basilisk's reflection." ""Spiders flee before it."" " It all fits." " How's a basilisk been getting around?" "A dirty, great snake." "Someone would have seen it." " Hermione's answered that too." " Pipes?" "It's using the plumbing." "Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago?" "She died in a bathroom?" "What if she never left?" "Moaning Myrtle." "All students are to return to their house dormitories at once." "All teachers to the second-floor corridor immediately." "As you can see, the Heir of Slytherin has left another message." "Our worst fear has been realized." "A student has been taken by the monster into the Chamber itself." "The students must be sent home." "I'm afraid this is the end of Hogwarts." "So sorry." "Dozed off." "What have I missed?" "A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart." "Your moment has come at last." " My moment?" " Weren't you saying just last night that you've known all along where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is?" "That's settled." "We'll leave you to deal with the monster, Gilderoy." " Your skills, after all, are legend." " Very well." "I'll just be in my office getting..." "Getting ready." "Who is it that the monster's taken, Minerva?" "Ginny Weasley." ""Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever."" "Ginny." "Lockhart may be useless, but he's going to try and get into the Chamber." "At least we can tell him what we know." "Professor, we have some information for you." "Are you going somewhere?" "Well, yes." "Urgent call." "Unavoidable." "Got to go." " What about my sister?" " Well..." "As to that, most unfortunate." "No one regrets more than I." "You're the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher." "You can't go now." "I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description..." "You're running away?" " After all you did in your books?" " Books can be misleading." " You wrote them." " My dear boy, use your common sense." "My books wouldn't have sold as well if people didn't think I'd done those things." "You're a fraud." "You've been taking credit for what other wizards have done." "Is there anything you can do?" "Yes, now you mention it." "I'm rather gifted with Memory Charms." "Otherwise, all those wizards would have gone blabbing." "I'd never have sold another book." "In fact, I'm going to have to do the same to you." "Don't even think about it." "Who's there?" "Hello, Harry." " What do you want?" " To ask you how you died." "It was dreadful." "It happened right here in this very cubicle." "I'd hidden because Olive Hornby was teasing me about my glasses." "I was crying, and then I heard somebody come in." " Who was it, Myrtle?" " I don't know." "I was distraught!" "But they said something funny, a kind of made-up language." "And I realized it was a boy, so I unlocked the door to tell him to go away and I died." " Just like that?" "How?" "I just remember seeing a pair of great, big, yellow eyes over there by that sink." "This is it." "This is it, Ron." "I think this is the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets." "Say something." "Harry, say something in Parseltongue." "Excellent, Harry." "Good work." "Well, then, I'll just be..." "There's no need for me to stay." "Yes, there is." " You first." " Now, boys, what good will it do?" "Better you than us." "But..." "Obviously, yes." "Sure you don't want to test it first?" "It's really quite filthy down here." " All right." "Let's go." " Oh, Harry?" "If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet." "Thanks, Myrtle." "Now, remember:" "Any sign of movement, close your eyes straightaway." "Go on." "This way." " What's this?" " It looks like a snake." " It's a snakeskin." " Bloody hell." "Whatever shed this must be 60 feet long." "Or more." "Heart of a lion, this one." "The adventure ends here, boys." "But don't fret." "The world will know our story." "How I was too late to save the girl." "How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body." "So..." "You first, Mr. Potter." "Say goodbye to your memories." "Obliviate!" " Ron!" "Ron, are you okay?" " I'm fine." "Hello." "Who are you?" " Ron Weasley." " Really?" "And who am I?" "Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired." "He hasn't got a clue who he is." "It's an odd sort of place, isn't it?" "Do you live here?" " No." " Really?" " What do I do now?" " You wait here and try and shift some of this rock so we can get back through." " I'll go on and find Ginny." " Okay." "Ginny!" "Ginny, please don't be dead." "Wake up, wake up." "Please wake up." "She won't wake." "Tom." "Tom Riddle." "What do you mean, she won't wake?" " She's not...?" " She's still alive, but only just." " Are you a ghost?" " A memory preserved in a diary for 50 years." "She's cold as ice." "Ginny, please don't be dead." "Wake up." "You've got to help me, Tom." "There's a basilisk." "It won't come until it's called." " Give me my wand, Tom." " You won't be needing it." " We've got to go." "We've got to save her." " I'm afraid I can't do that." "You see, as poor Ginny grows weaker, I grow stronger." "Yes, Harry, it was Ginny Weasley who opened the Chamber of Secrets." "No." "She couldn't." "She wouldn't." "It was Ginny who set the basilisk on the Mudbloods and Filch's cat Ginny who wrote the threatening messages on the walls." " But why?" " Because I told her to." "You'll find I can be very persuasive." "Not that she knew what she was doing." "She was, shall we say, in a kind of trance." "Still, the power of the diary began to scare her." "She tried to dispose of it in the girls' bathroom." "And then who should find it but you?" "The very person I was most anxious to meet." "And why did you want to meet me?" "I knew I had to talk to you, meet you if I could." "So I decided to show you my capture of that brainless oaf Hagrid to gain your trust." " Hagrid's my friend." " And you framed him, didn't you?" " It was my word against Hagrid's." "Only Dumbledore seemed to think he was innocent." "I'll bet Dumbledore saw right through you." "He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that." "I knew it wouldn't be safe to open the Chamber again while I was at school so I decided to leave behind a diary preserving my 16-year-old self in its pages so that one day I would be able to lead another to finish Salazar Slytherin's noble work." "Well, you haven't finished it this time." "In a few hours, the Mandrake Draught will be ready." "And everyone who was Petrified will be all right again." "Haven't I told you?" "Killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore." "For many months now, my new target has been you." "How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time?" "How did you escape with nothing but a scar while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?" "Why do you care how I escaped?" "Voldemort was after your time." "Voldemort is my past, present and future." "You." "You're the Heir of Slytherin." " You're Voldemort." " Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name?" "No." "I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would fear to speak when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world." "Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world." "Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me." "He'll never be gone." "Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him." "Fawkes?" "So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender." "A songbird and an old hat." "Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin against the famous Harry Potter." "Parseltongue won't save you now, Potter." "It only obeys me." "No!" "Your bird may have blinded the basilisk, but it can still hear you." "Yes, Potter." "The process is nearly complete." "In a few minutes, Ginny Weasley will be dead, and I will cease to be a memory." "Lord Voldemort will return very much alive." "Ginny?" "Remarkable, isn't it how quickly the venom of the basilisk penetrates the body?" "I'd guess you have little more than a minute to live." "You'll be with your dear Mudblood mother soon, Harry." "Funny, the damage a silly little book can do especially in the hands of a silly little girl." "What are you doing?" "Stop." "No!" "It was me." "But I swear, I didn't mean to." "Riddle made me, and..." "Harry, you're hurt." "Don't worry." "Ginny, you need to get yourself out." "Follow the Chamber and you'll find Ron." "You were brilliant, Fawkes." "I just wasn't quick enough." "Of course." "Phoenix tears have healing powers." "Thanks." "It's all right, Ginny." "It's over." "It's just a memory." "Amazing!" "This is just like magic!" "You both realize, of course that in the past few hours, you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules." "Yes, sir." "There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled." "Yes, sir." "Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive Special Awards for Services to the School." "Thanks, sir." "Now, Mr. Weasley, if you would have an owl deliver these release papers to Azkaban." "I believe we want our gamekeeper back." "First, I want to thank you, Harry." "You must have shown me real loyalty down in the Chamber." "Nothing but that could have called Fawkes to you." "And second I sense that something is troubling you." "Am I right, Harry?" "It's just..." "You see, sir, I couldn't help but notice certain things, certain..." "Certain similarities between Tom Riddle and me." "I see." "Well, you can speak Parseltongue, Harry." "Why?" "Because Lord Voldemort can speak Parseltongue." "If I'm not mistaken, Harry he transferred some of his powers to you the night he gave you that scar." "Voldemort transferred some of his powers to me?" "Not intentionally but yes." "So the Sorting Hat was right." "I should be in Slytherin." "It's true." "You possess many of the qualities that Voldemort himself prizes." "Determination, resourcefulness and if I may say so, a certain disregard for the rules." "Why, then, did the Sorting Hat place you in Gryffindor?" " Because I asked it to." " Exactly, Harry." "Exactly." "Which makes you different from Voldemort." "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are." "It is our choices." "If you want proof why you belong in Gryffindor then I suggest you look more closely at this." "Be careful." "Godric Gryffindor." "It would take a true Gryffindor to pull that out of the hat." "Dobby." "So this is your master." "The family you serve is the Malfoys." "I'll deal with you later." "Out of my way, Potter." "So it's true." "You have returned." "When the governors learned that Arthur Weasley's daughter was taken into the Chamber, they saw fit to summon me back." " Ridiculous." " Curiously, Lucius, several of them were under the impression that you would curse their family if they did not agree to suspend me in the first place." " How dare you!" " Beg your pardon?" "My sole concern has always been and will always be the welfare of this school and, of course, its students." "The culprit has been identified, I presume?" "Yes." "And?" "Who was it?" "Voldemort." "Only this time he chose to act through somebody else by means of this." "I see." "Fortunately, our young Mr. Potter discovered it." "One hopes that no more of Lord Voldemort's old school-things should find their way into innocent hands." "The consequences for the one responsible would be severe." "Well, let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day." "Don't worry." "I will be." "Dumbledore." "Come, Dobby." "We're leaving." "Sir?" "I wonder if I could have that?" "Mr. Malfoy." "Mr. Malfoy!" "I have something of yours." "Mine?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I think you do, sir." "I think you slipped the diary into Ginny Weasley's cauldron that day at Diagon Alley." "You do, do you?" "Why don't you prove it?" "Come, Dobby." "Open it." "Dobby." "Master has given Dobby a sock." "What?" "I didn't give..." "Master has presented Dobby with clothes." "Dobby is free." "You lost me my servant!" "You shall not harm Harry Potter." "Your parents were meddlesome fools too." "Mark my words, Potter." "One day soon you are going to meet the same sticky end." "Harry Potter freed Dobby." "How can Dobby ever repay him?" " Just promise me something." " Anything, sir." "Never try to save my life again." " Welcome back, Sir Nicholas." " Thank you." " Good evening, Sir Nicholas." " Good evening." " Good to see you, Sir Nicholas." " Thank you." "Hello." " Hermione!" "Welcome back." " Thanks, Sir Nicholas." "Harry." "It's Hermione." " Welcome back, Hermione." " It's good to be back." "Congratulations." "I can't believe you solved it." "We had loads of help from you." " We couldn't have done it without you." " Thanks." "Could I have your attention, please?" "Before we begin the feast let us have a round of applause for Professor Sprout, Madam Pomfrey whose Mandrake juice has been so successfully administered to all who had been Petrified." "Also, in light of the recent events as a school treat all exams have been canceled." "Oh, no." "Sorry I'm late." "The owl that delivered my release papers got all lost and confused." "Some ruddy bird called Errol." "And I'd just like to say that if it hadn't been for you, Harry and Ron and Hermione, of course I would still be you-know-where so I'd just like to say thanks." "There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

"You did this!" " We have to leave." " CERSEl:" "Take him!" "Where is his wife?" "Where's Sansa?" "Find her." "Bar the gates of the city." "Seize every ship in the harbour." " Where is she?" " No one leaves the capital!" "(BELLS TOLLING)" "(SANSA PANTING)" "Get in." " Where are we going?" " Somewhere safe." "Up you go, my lady." "You'll be fine." "You're stronger than you know." "(SANSA GASPS)" " Lord Baelish?" " Petyr." "Are you hurt, my lady?" "Good." "I'm sure you've had quite a fright." "Rest easy." " The worst is past." " DONTOS:" "Lord Baelish." " I promised I'd get her to you safely." " Softly, my friend." "Voices carry over water." "I should get back before someone thinks to look for me." "First you'll want your pay." " Ten thousand, was it?" " Ten thousand." "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "Wait!" "(GROANS)" "(SCREAMS)" "LITTLEFINGER:" "Shh." "You don't want the Queen to hear, do you?" "A thousand gold cloaks are searching for you." "And if they found you, how do you think they would punish the girl who murdered the King?" "I didn't murder anyone." "I know." "But you must admit, it looks suspicious." "The King who executed your father, who tormented you for years, and you fled the scene of his murder." "Why did you kill him?" "Because he was a drunk and a fool, and I don't trust drunk fools." "He saved me." "Saved you?" "My lady, he followed my orders." "Every one of them." "And he did it all for gold." "Money buys a man's silence for a time." "A bolt in the heart buys it forever." "He was helping me because I saved his life." "Yes, and he gave you a priceless necklace that once belonged to his grandmother." "The last legacy of House Hollard." "I had it made a few weeks ago." "What did I once tell you about the capital?" ""We're all liars here."" "Come, my lady." "I know you've had a difficult day." "But you're safe now." "I promise you that." "You're safe with me, sailing home." "So am I the queen?" "More than you were with Renly." "Less than you would have been if Joffrey had done you the courtesy of consummating the marriage before dying." "This would not be an opportune moment to press the issue." "Clawing at his own throat, looking to his mother to make it stop..." "It was horrible." "The world is overflowing with horrible things." "But they're all a tray of cakes next to death." "They brought me your grandfather's body when he died." "Made me look at it." "What was it like?" "They took me to the Great Hall." "There he was." "The man I'd married and suffered to father my children." "A great doughy lump I'd sat next to at endless dinners and tedious gatherings." "There he was, lying on a table." "One of my husbands preferred the company of men and was stabbed through the heart." "Another was happiest torturing animals and was poisoned at our wedding feast." " I must be cursed." " Nonsense." "Your circumstances have improved markedly." "You may not have enjoyed watching him die, but you enjoyed it more than you would have enjoyed being married to him, I can promise you that." "But I would have been the queen." "Our alliance with the Lannisters remains every bit as necessary to them as it is unpleasant for us." "You did wonderful work on Joffrey." "The next one should be easier." "TYWIN:" "Your brother is dead." "Do you know what that means?" "I'm not trying to trick you." "It means I'll become king." "Yes, you will become king." "What kind of king do you think you'll be?" " A good king?" " TYWIN:" "Mmm." "I think so as well." "You've got the right temperament for it." "But what makes a good king?" "Hmm?" "What is a good king's single most important quality?" "This is hardly the place or the time." " Holiness?" " Hmm." "Baelor the Blessed was holy." "And pious." "He built this Sept." "He also named a 6-year-old boy High Septon because he thought the boy could work miracles." "He ended up fasting himself into an early grave because food was of this world and this world was sinful." "Hmm." " Justice." " Mmm." "A good king must be just." "Orys I was just." "Everyone applauded his reforms, nobles and commoners alike." "But he wasn't just for long." "He was murdered in his sleep after less than a year by his own brother." "Was that truly just of him?" "To abandon his subjects to an evil that he was too gullible to recognise?" " No." " No." " What about strength?" " Yes." "Strength." "King Robert was strong." "He won the rebellion and crushed the Targaryen dynasty." "And he attended three Small Council meetings in 17 years." "He spent his time whoring and hunting and drinking until the last two killed him." "So, we have a man who starves himself to death, a man who lets his own brother murder him, and a man who thinks that winning and ruling are the same thing." "What do they all lack?" " Wisdom." " Yes!" " Wisdom is what makes a good king." " Yes." "But what is wisdom?" "Hmm?" "A house with great wealth and fertile lands asks you for your protection against another house with a strong navy that could one day oppose you." "How do you know which choice is wise and which isn't?" "You've any experience of treasuries and granaries or shipyards and soldiers?" " No." " TYWIN:" "Of course not." "A wise king knows what he knows and what he doesn't." "You're young." "A wise young king listens to his counsellors and heeds their advice until he comes of age." "And the wisest kings continue to listen to them long afterwards." "Your brother was not a wise king." "Your brother was not a good king." "If he had been, perhaps he'd still be alive." "Now, as the king, you will have to marry." "Do you understand why?" "TOMMEN:" "A king needs a queen." "TYWIN:" "Yes, but why?" "To further the family line." " Do you know how that happens?" " TOMMEN:" "Yes." "TYWIN:" "But has anyone explained the details to you?" "TOMMEN:" "I don't think so." "It's all relatively straightforward." " How are you?" " I'm all right." "You are." "You will be." "I'll see to that." "Please give the Queen a moment alone with her son." " Yes, my lord." " All of you." "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "(SOBS)" "It was Tyrion." "He killed him." "He told me he would." ""A day will come when you think you are safe and happy," ""and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth."" "That's what he said to me." "You saw it." " You saw Joff point at him just before he..." " I don't know what I saw." "Avenge him." "Avenge our son." "Kill Tyrion." "Tyrion's my brother." "Our brother." "There'll be a trial." "We'll get to the truth of what happened." "I don't want a trial." "He'll squirm his way to freedom given the chance." "I want him dead." "(SOBBING) Please, Jaime." "You have to." "He was our son. (SNIFFLING)" "Our baby boy." "(GASPS)" "You're a hateful woman." "Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?" "Jaime, not here, please." "Please." " (FABRIC RIPS)" " Stop it." " Stop it." " No." "Stop it." "Stop." " Stop." "It's not right." " (GRUNTS)" "It's not right." " I don't care." " (SOBBING)" " Don't." " I don't care." " Jaime, don't." " I don't care." "(THUNDER RUMBLES)" " ARYA:" "Gonna rain soon." " (URINATING)" "Where are we?" "Near Fairmarket, I think." "You think?" "You don't have a map?" " No." " Maybe we should get one." "Just point out the next map shop you see, and I'll buy you one." " How far is it to the Eyrie?" " Far." "And you're sure we're going the right way?" "Believe me, girl, I want you there as soon as I can." "Get my gold, be on my way." " Where?" " Why do you care?" "Might book passage across the Narrow Sea." "Fight as a sellsword." "Second Sons, could be." "Seems like a good fit for me." "I'd like to see Braavos one day." "Why Braavos?" "I have friends there." "(BLOWS NOSE) I doubt it." "MAN:" "Seven blessings to you." " What do you want?" " This is my land." "If I'm standing on it, it's my land." "We were just watering the horses." "We'll be on our way." "Forgive my father." "He was wounded fighting in the war." "Our cottage burned down while he was gone, and my mother with it." "He's never been the same." "Which house did he fight for?" "The Tullys of Riverrun." "There's a storm coming." "You'll be wanting a roof tonight." "There's fresh hay in the barn." "And Sally here makes rabbit stew just like her mom used to do." "We don't have much, but any man that bled for House Tully is welcome to it." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(RAIN PATTERING)" "MAN:" "We ask the Father to judge us with mercy, accepting our human frailty." "We ask the Mother to bless our crops, so we may feed ourselves and all who come to our door." "We ask the Warrior to give us courage in these days of strife and turmoil." "We ask the Maiden to protect Sally's virtue and keep her from the clutches of depravity." "You going to do all seven of the fuckers?" "ARYA:" "Father!" "We ask the Smith to strengthen our hands and our backs, so we may finish the work required of us." "We ask the Crone to guide us on our journey from darkness to darkness." "And we ask the Stranger not to kill us in our beds tonight for no damn reason at all." "I'm so sorry." "(SLURPING LOUDLY)" "Really good." "MAN:" "Did you fight at the Twins?" "Call that a fight?" "Slaughtering livestock more like." "The Red Wedding, they're calling it." "Walder Frey committed sacrilege that day." "He shared bread and salt with the Starks." "He offered them guest right." "HOUND:" "Guest right don't mean much any more." "It means something to me." "The gods will have their vengeance." "Frey will burn in the seventh hell for what he did." "Things were different when Hoster Tully ruled the Riverlands." "We had good years and bad years, same as anyone, but we were safe." "Now with the Freys, raiders come plundering, steal our food, steal our silver." "I was gonna send Sally north to stay with my brother, but the North's no better." "The whole country's gone sour." "You got any ale?" "Afraid not." "How can a man not keep ale in his home?" "You look like you could really swing that sword." "A real warrior with proper training." "Those raiders wouldn't stand a chance against you." "How would it be if you stayed on till the new moon?" "I could use a man to help with the farm work." "Sally does what she can, but she can't lift a bale of hay." "And if any thieves came looking for easy pickings, one look at you, I bet they'd run the other way." "Meaning no offence." "What'll you pay?" "I don't have much." "But I have hidden a bit of silver from the bandits." "Fair wages for fair work?" "Fair wages for fair work." "(CHICKENS CLUCKING)" "(MEN ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)" " (PUNCH LANDS)" " MAN:" "Ahhh!" "(SALLY SCREAMS)" "(MAN GROANING)" "ARYA:" "What did you do?" "HOUND:" "Get your horse saddled." " You told me you weren't a thief." " I wasn't." "He took us in." "He fed us and you..." "Aye, he took us in." "He's a good man, and his daughter makes a nice stew." "And they'll both be dead come winter." " You don't know that." " I do." "He's weak." "He can't protect himself." "They'll both be dead come winter." "Dead men don't need silver." "You're the worst shit in the Seven Kingdoms." "There's plenty worse than me." "I just understand the way things are." "How many Starks they got to behead before you figure it out?" "RANGER:" "Raper." "Horse thief." "Ninth-born son." "Raper." "Thief." "Thief and raper." "ALLISER:" "There he is, Sam the Slayer." "JANOS:" "Going to visit your wildling whore?" " She's not a whore." " No?" "Maybe I'll give her a copper tonight and find out." "SAMWELL:" "They all think I'm lying." "About what?" "Killing the White Walker." "You're not lying." "I'll never forget the way it screamed." "But you're the only one that saw it." "And they all think you're just a..." "A what?" "A wildling." "GILLY:" "My father hated that word." " It's not a very nice word." " I don't know." "It makes me sound a bit dangerous, doesn't it?" "(BABY COOING)" "So, are you all right?" "No one bothering you?" "I get a lot of looks." "I hear them making their jokes." "But no one's touched me, if that's what you mean." "I worry about it sometimes." "All the time." "Why do you worry about it?" "One hundred men, one woman." "They've got other things to think about." "That's the only thing they think about." " You're being silly." " I'm not being silly." "There's 100 men lying awake at night, picturing you." "What about you?" "What about me?" "Gilly?" "I worry about you." "Thank you." "For what?" "For worrying about me." "I don't know if you're safe here." "They're my brothers, but some of them were thieves before they came here." "Some of them were rapers." "You saw what they did at your father's keep." "So what are you saying?" "Maybe you'd be safer in Mole's Town." "Are you bored of me?" "Bored of you?" "I..." "I want to protect you." "I'll get these to Hobb." "Keep an eye on little Sam." "(MEN YELLING DISTANTLY)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Your Grace." "You're a literary man now." "What do you make of that?" "(INAUDIBLE)" " Joffrey?" " "The usurper, Joffrey Baratheon."" "I said those words when I tossed a leech into the fire, filled with bastard blood." "A bastard you set free." "I am now faced with a great opportunity, and I am powerless to take advantage of it." "I will find you an army, Your Grace." " I've been working day and night..." " What progress have you made?" " I've rallied House Peasebury to your cause." " House Peasebury." " House Musgood." " House Musgood." " And House Haigh." " House Haigh." "(PIECES CLATTER)" "They don't have enough men between them to raid a pantry." "Westeros is not the world, Your Grace." "We need to look east for ships and men." "10,000 skilled soldiers fight for the Golden Company." " The Golden Company?" " They've never broken a contract." "They're sellswords." "We're willing to use blood magic to put you on the throne, but we're not willing to pay men to fight?" "Now the Red Woman's magic is real." "Her visions and prophecies may be, too, but I've never heard of visions and prophecies winning a war." "Soldiers win wars." "Soldiers on the ground." "It's dirty on the ground." "We don't have any gold." "Not yet." "If I do not press my claim, my claim will be forgotten." "I will not become a page in someone else's history book." "I'm running out of time, Ser Davos." "Which means you're running out of time." "(KNOCKING)" "You're late." "DAVOS:" "I'm sorry, Princess." "I thought you weren't coming." "The Hand of the King doesn't have much leisure time." "You won't be a very good Hand if you see the word knight and say "ka-nigit."" "That happened once, weeks ago." "You're your father's daughter, no mistake." "Bloody relentless, the both of you." "It's a new one today." "Lots of tricky words." "But I think you can manage." "You'll never read well if you move your lips." "That's how children do it." "(SIGHS)" ""The Life and Adventures of Elyo Grivas" ""First Sword of Braavos."" "Thank you very much." "I like this one." "It's full of swordfights and pirates." " You were a pirate once." " No, I was a smuggler." "What's the difference?" "If you're a famous smuggler, you're not doing it right." "My father says a criminal is a criminal." "Your father lacks an appreciation of the finer points of bad behaviour." "So do the Braavosi." " You've sailed to Braavos?" " Of course." "Almost got beheaded by a First Sword of Braavos." "I tried to explain to him the difference between pirates and smugglers, but he didn't seem any more interested in the distinction than your father." "I suppose if you work for the Iron Bank of Braavos and each one of your gold barges is worth half a kingdom, you tend not to be overly concerned with the kind of distinction..." " What was that for?" " I need you to write a message." "You should write it yourself." "It's good practice." "It's too important for me." "I need a smart person to do it." "Go on." "To the offices of the Iron Bank of Braavos, from Stannis Baratheon, the one true king of Westeros." "But that's not you." "I need to get their attention." "Go." "Write." "(BABY COOING)" "He's seen some adventures, hasn't he?" "(BABY CRYING)" "(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)" " Precious little thing." " Thank you." " What's his name?" " Sam." "Lovely." " That the daddy?" " No." "Where's the daddy?" "He's dead." "Where you from?" "North of here." "North of here?" "You a fucking wildling?" " WOMAN:" "Only room and board?" " That's right." "She'll clean and cook and look after the other girls' babies." "Could find other work for her, too." " No other work." " WOMAN:" "There'd be money." "Give you a piece of it." "No other work." "SAMWELL:" "I promise to come back and visit whenever I can." "You'll be safer here." "Who's gonna protect you at Castle Black?" "Me?" "You protected me north of the Wall." "This is different." "They're brothers of the Night's Watch, and I can't just stab them in the back." "And I can't run away, which is what we did at Craster's." "(BABY CRYING)" "You have to trust me." "It's for the best." "Best for you." "Oh, Gilly." "Please don't... (BABY CRYING)" "(PEOPLE MOANING)" "Greedy." "No?" "I'm sorry." "You're lovely, I just never acquired the taste." "You're calling my beauty an acquired taste?" "That's quite all right, lover." "There's more for you." "Your loss." "You like them both the same?" "Boys and girls?" " Does that surprise you?" " Everyone has a preference." "Then everyone is missing half the world's pleasure." "The gods made that, and it delights me." "The gods made this, and it delights me." "When it comes to war, I fight for Dorne." "When it comes to love, I don't choose sides." "I hope I have as much stamina when I'm your age." "What are you, 25?" "Children." "(OBERYN CHUCKLES)" "Someday, if you're lucky, you will wake up and realise you are old." "That pretty ass of yours will sag, your belly will grow soft, and your back will ache in the night, and grey hairs will sprout from your ears." "No one will want you any more." "Make sure you've fucked your fill before that day." "Did you?" "He is a prince of Dorne." "Girls and boys will line up to fuck him till the day he dies." "They will all have to line up behind you." "(DOOR OPENS)" " Prince Oberyn." " Lord Tywin." "May we have the room?" "Call my name if you need me, lover." "Would you like to sit?" "No, thank you." " Some wine?" " No, thank you." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "I'm sorry about your grandson." "Are you?" "I don't believe that a child is responsible for the sins of his father." "Or his grandfather." "An awful way to die." "Which way is that?" "Are you interrogating me, Lord Tywin?" "Some believe the King choked." "Some believe the sky is blue because we live inside the eye of a blue-eyed giant." "The King was poisoned." "I hear you studied poisons at the Citadel." "I did." "This is why I know." "Your hatred for my family is rather well-known." "You arrive at the capital, an expert in poisoning, some days later my grandson dies of poisoning." "Rather suspicious." "Why haven't you thrown me in a dungeon?" "You spoke with Tyrion in this very brothel on the day that you arrived." " What did you discuss?" " You think we conspired together?" "What did you discuss?" "The death of my sister." "For which you blame me." "She was raped and murdered by the Mountain." "The Mountain follows your orders." "Of course I blame you." "Here I stand unarmed, unguarded." "Should I be concerned?" "You are unarmed and unguarded because you know me better than that." "I am a man of reason." "If I cut your throat today, I will be drawn and quartered tomorrow." "Men at war commit all kinds of crimes without their superiors' knowledge." "So you deny involvement in Elia's murder?" "Categorically." "I would like to speak with the Mountain." "I'm sure he would enjoy speaking with you." "He might not enjoy it as much as he thinks he would." "I could arrange for this meeting." "But you want something in return." "There will be a trial for my son and, as custom dictates, three judges will render a verdict." "I will preside." "Mace Tyrell will serve as the second judge." "I would like you to be the third." "Why?" "Not long ago, the Tyrells sided with Renly Baratheon." "Declared themselves enemies of the throne." "Now they are our strongest allies." "Well, you made the Tyrell girl a queen." "Asking me to judge at your son's trial isn't quite as tempting." "I would also invite you to sit on the Small Council to serve as one of the new king's principal advisors." "I never realised you had such respect for Dorne, Lord Tywin." "We are not the Seven Kingdoms until Dorne returns to the fold." "The King is dead." "The Greyjoys are in open rebellion." "A wildling army marches on the Wall." "And in the east, a Targaryen girl has three dragons." "Before long, she will turn her eyes to Westeros." "Only the Dornish managed to resist Aegon Targaryen and his dragons." "You're saying you need us?" "That must be hard for you to admit." "We need each other." "You help me serve justice to the King's assassins, and I will help you serve justice to Elia's." "(DOOR UNLOCKS)" "Podrick." "Apologies for the stench." "I brought you some wine, my lord, but they took it from me." "A noble effort." "They didn't find the candles, though." "A quill, some parchment, duck sausage, almonds, and some hard cheese." "You're a good lad." "Any word of Shae?" "I've heard nothing, my lord." "I suppose that's a good thing." "What are they saying about me out there?" "You're to stand trial in a fortnight for murdering the King." " Do you believe I murdered Joffrey?" " No, my lord." "You didn't?" "Gods, no." "The world is a better place without him, but I had nothing to do with it." "I would like to think if I were arranging a royal assassination," "I'd plan it in such a way that I wouldn't be standing there, gawking like a fool when the King died." "Trial in a fortnight." "Have they announced the judges yet?" " Your father." " Of course." "Mace Tyrell." "Who will vote exactly as my father tells him to vote." " And Prince Oberyn of Dorne." " Oberyn?" "(TYRION SCOFFS)" "Give it to my father." "He never fails to take advantage of a family tragedy." "I'm supposed to get a list of names from you, my lord." "Anyone who might testify on your behalf." "Oh, I can call my own witnesses?" "How generous of them." "Very well, my wife." "Sansa." "My lord, she's gone." " Gone?" " No one's seen her since the wedding." "You don't think she..." "No one had more cause to kill Joffrey than Sansa, but the girl is no assassin." "Whoever killed the King wanted me to lose my head for it." "And with my wife's disappearance, it makes me seem that much more guilty." " Podrick." " Yes, my lord?" " They'll be following you now." " Who will?" "I don't know." "They." "The ominous they." "The man pulling the strings." "Or woman." "My father." "Maybe Joffrey was too much work for him." "Sweet Tommen will be so much easier to handle." "Whenever something bad happens to me, I assume it's my sister that had a hand in it." "But say what you will of Cersei, she loves her children." "She is the only one I'm certain had nothing to do with this murder." "Which makes it unique as King's Landing murders go." "Any other witnesses, my lord?" "Varys could vouch for me, if he dared." "He's already been called as a witness for the Queen." "Of course." "Fetch Bronn." "I have a job for him." "I've already asked, my lord." "They won't let him see you." "Why not?" "They say he's a known cutthroat and your close associate." "He's under investigation himself." "And my brother?" "Will they at least allow me to see Jaime?" "I'll ask, my lord." "There's something else, my lord." "A man, I didn't know his face, he came to ask if I'd testify against you." "Said I'd be named Ser Podrick Payne if I told the judges you'd bought a poison called the strangler." "Ser Podrick Payne?" " Has a nice ring to it." "What did you tell him?" " I didn't tell them anything, my lord." "Are you going to accept their offer?" " My lord." " Testifying against me wasn't a suggestion." "If they can't tempt you with honey, they'll choose something less sweet." " You've been good to me, my lord." " Pod, the trial's in a fortnight." "They'll want an answer before that." "I already gave them an answer, my lord." "I will not have you dying on my behalf." "Do you hear me?" "If I have to take that long walk to the executioner's block," "I don't want to see your head already mounted." " My lord." " Pod, I am giving you an order." "Go and find my brother." "Tell him I need him." "And get yourself out of King's Landing before it's too late." "Pod!" "This is farewell." "Farewell, my lord." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Pod." "There has never lived a more loyal squire." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "BOY:" "Mother says it's time to eat." "What's she got boiling?" "Wait." "Let me guess." "BOTH:" "Potatoes." "No one boils a potato better than your mom." "She got..." "MAN:" "The wildlings!" "Guymon!" "Hide." " Hide!" " MAN:" "Run!" "(WOMAN SCREAMING)" "(MAN SCREAMING)" "(CHAOTIC HUBBUB)" "(GRUNTS)" " You know how to get to Castle Black?" " Yes." "Those your parents?" "Open your eyes." "I'm going to eat them." "Do you hear me?" "I'm going to eat your dead mama and your dead papa." "Go tell the crows at Castle Black." "YARWYCK:" "We need to teach them a lesson about the way we deal with their kind." "MEN:" "Aye!" "Aye!" "YARWYCK:" "Three dozen bodies with slit throats tossed off the top of the Wall." " Seems like that would be a good lesson." " ALL:" "Aye!" "If we go after them, we'll be giving them what they want." "They want to draw us out, pick us off a few at a time." "We have just over 100 men." "And that's including stewards and builders." "And me." "We can't afford to lose a single man." "We must remember our first responsibility." "We are the watchers on the Wall." "There's got to be a way to protect them." "You're a champion of the common people, Lord Snow." "What do you say to Brother Pyp's proposition?" "Mance Rayder is coming." "If the wildlings breach the Wall, they'll roll over everything and everyone for 1,000 miles before they reach an army that can stop them." "We need to shore up Castle Black and defend the Wall." "That is our job." "(HORN BLOWS)" "Rangers returning." "MAN:" "Help him." "Thought you'd have blue eyes by now." "ALLISER:" "What took you so long?" " We were held up." " By what?" "Chains." "We were guests of the mutineers at Craster's Keep." " And the mutineers stayed?" " They're not going anywhere." "They've got Craster's food and his wives." "DOLOROUS EDD:" "Poor girls." "Never thought they'd miss their daddy." "Karl's running things now." "He's the one who put a knife through Craster's mouth." "We need to ride north and kill them all." "We just went over this, boy." " Justice can wait." " It's not about justice." "I told the wildlings we had over 1,000 men at Castle Black alone." "Karl and the others know the truth as well as we do." "How long do you think they'll keep that information to themselves when the wildlings are peeling their fingernails off?" "Mance has all he needs to crush us, he just doesn't know it yet." "As soon as he gets his hands on them, he will." "Then he'll throw his full strength at us." "And even if every one of us kills 100 wildlings, there's still not a thing we can do to stop them." "I don't think I can kill 100 wildlings." "(PEOPLE MURMURING)" "DAENERYS:" "Are they attacking?" "JORAH:" "A single rider." "A champion of Meereen." "They want you to send your own champion against him." "(CHEERING)" "(HORSE WHINNIES)" "(SPEAKS VALYRIAN)" "What is he doing?" "I believe he means to... (CROWD CHEERING)" "(SIGHS)" "(LAUGHING)" "He says that we're an army of men without man parts." "He claims you are no woman at all, but a man who hides his cock in his own arsehole." "Ignore him, Your Grace." "These are meaningless words." "They're not meaningless if half the city you intend to take is listening to them." "(MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING VALYRIAN)" "I have something to say to the people of Meereen." "First, I will need this one to be quiet." "Do I have a champion?" "Allow me this honour, Mother of Dragons." "I will not disappoint you." "You are the commander of the Unsullied." "I cannot risk you." "Your Grace, I've won more single combats than any man alive." "Which is why you must remain by my side." "I've been by your side longer than any of them, Khaleesi." "Let me stand for you today as well." "You are my most trusted advisor, my most valued general, and my dearest friend." "I will not gamble with your life." "DAARIO:" "I was the last to join your army." "I'm not your general or a member of your Queensguard or the commander of your Unsullied." "My mother was a whore." "I come from nothing." "I will return to nothing." "Let me kill this man for you." "Very well." "You have quite an audience." "Make it worth their while." "He is very brave, Your Grace." "Yes, win or lose, as long as the whole city is watching." "You sure you don't want a horse?" "DAARIO:" "Why would I want a horse?" "Horses are faster than men." "Horses are dumber than men." "(WHINNIES)" "(CHEERING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(HORSE WHINNIES)" "(SHOUTING)" "I am Daenerys Stormborn." "Your Masters may have told you lies about me, or they may have told you nothing." "It does not matter." "I have nothing to say to them." "I speak only to you." "First, I went to Astapor." "Those who were slaves in Astapor, now stand behind me," "free." "Next I went to Yunkai." "Those who were slaves in Yunkai, now stand behind me, free." "Now I have come to Meereen." "I am not your enemy." "Your enemy is beside you." "Your enemy steals and murders your children." "Your enemy has nothing for you but chains and suffering and commands." "I did not bring you commands." "I bring you a choice." "And I bring your enemies what they deserve." "Forward!" "Fire!" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)"

"Can I just say what a bad idea this is?" "Gregory." "Katie." "What the hell was that?" "Come on, follow me." "Wait, wait, wait." "How many drinks did you have?" "The two, with Gregory, and then... before that maybe another beer." "And no drugs?" "No drugs." "And you never caught his last name." "We have been over this." "It's not like it was a formal date." "I love Florida!" " Let's go to another club." "Come on." " I can't." "I got a big day tomorrow..." "I've gotta be up early." "I can't." "Who doesn't?" "If you don't go to sleep, you don't have to wake up, right?" "Oh, God." "Okay!" "Wait for me!" "And you didn't see Frobisher in the night club?" "No, I didn't even know what he looked like until the parking lot." "No shit." "You live in Brooklyn, too?" ""It's better in the boroughs."" "I live in Williamburg." "Isn't that crazy?" "You come all the way to Florida and meet someone who lives, like, five minutes away." "What are you doing down here?" "Business." "You?" "Oh, shit." "Friends of yours?" "I wish." "That's Arthur Frobisher." "The guy's got more money than Trump." "You think that guy eats beef?" "I think that guy eats small cows for breakfast." "I'm catering a function for him tomorrow." "Ah, you're a cook." "We prefer to say "chef."" "I'm a waiter." "I guess that means I'm beneath you." "Not yet." "You want me to keep going?" "We still don't have enough unless you can identify the man who got in the limo." "I only saw him for, like, a split second." "Is there anything you can remember?" "Was he tall, short?" "Young, old?" "It was five years ago." "But I can tell you that he wasn't any of these people you showed me from the government trial." "And what about your one-night stand?" "Greg lived in Williamsburg." "He was a waiter." "He was staying in his friend's condo." "Which we can't find because you don't remember what part of town you were in." "Why don't you try hypnosis?" "It helped me quit smoking." "Still stuck in the parking lot?" "Afraid so." "Well, you know what's going to happen if we don't come up with anything?" "The clients are going to accept Frobisher's settlement." "Unless Katie turns out to be a viable witness." "What is this?" "A Ding Dong." "A what?" "A Ding Dong." "It's delicious." "Go home." "It's late." "Try again tomorrow." "It tastes like a Ho Ho." "Ms. Connor, is that your brother?" "Yes!" "Oh, my..." "Oh, God!" "Hewes," "Michael." "His mother." "What?" "Why not?" "He's been there a week." "He's entitled to phone privileges." "Listen..." "I've waited... seven days to talk to my son, and now you're telling me I can't?" "Fine." "I said... fine." "I'll call again next week." "Mr. Frobisher's case is fully staffed." "We're billing roughly $550,000 per month." "And the payments?" "Always prompt." "Our client's aware of all the exigencies one encounters when trying a case against Patty Hewes." "Ray, what does she have that she has not accepted" "Mr. Frobisher's settlement offer?" "Nothing." "Ms. Hewes has been unable to provide even one significant witness." "She's failed to produce any evidence that Mr. Frobisher breached his duty to his employees, or participated in the alleged fraud that she..." "Ray..." "Yes, Amos?" "You know how much Mr. Frobisher's case means to this firm." "Get it done." "Yes, sir." "Roughly 5,200 employees are involved in the suit." "Arthur Frobisher... he wiped out our whole retirement account." "$1.4 billion." "Gone." "You know, most of us, we just... lost everything we had." "You have to stop torturing yourself." "You're doing everything you can." "Am I?" "Yes, Katie, you are." "Patty needs to know who got in that limo with Frobisher." "And she keeps asking about you... my one-night stand." "What if I can't keep this up?" "What if I slip, or they back me into a corner or something?" "You're going to be fine." "Okay?" "Maybe you should come in." "Why won't you just talk to them?" "And tell them what?" "I saw the same thing you did." "Maybe you'd remember something if you saw the pictures." "If I go in there, then my wife is going to find out about us, and then we'll be over, and I don't want that." "It's not about us." "It's about Frobisher and those people whose lives he ruined." "Patty is the only one holding him responsible for this." "You really think Patty Hewes cares about you?" "Here is the complete dossier on Katie Connor." "Is she still seeing Gregory?" "Almost every day." "You think she knows anything?" "I'm not sure." "Keep an eye on her." "If she's going to give us something, she's going to have to get it from him." "My guy... says he can get" "Greg's stock portfolio by the end of the week." "Good." "No." "No, it's not good, Patty." "This kind of thing could get me disbarred." "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "Are you still on the board of the Jazz Society at Lincoln Center?" "Why?" "Well, the head of the Trilling School is on it, too, and I was wondering if you'd put in a word in for Megan..." "Tom, wake up." "People think I fired you." "Find another connection." "What is it?" "I guess it's a rite of passage." "What is?" "It was the ICU." "I assisted on my first bypass yesterday, and the patient's not doing so hot." "Oh, baby, I'm sorry." "The family looks at you like you're God." "If they only knew..." "Shit." "So much for exercise." "What?" "What are you doing tonight?" "I got a couple hours." "So?" "Catch a movie?" "I'm in." "Movie, tonight." "You got your saxophone, sweetheart?" "I'm holding it." "Daddy, I'm going to be late for assembly." "Okay, okay." "You look bellisima." " Bye, Dad." " Bye-bye." "Good luck with the solo." "I'll be thinking of you." "You didn't tell me she was a musician." "Martin, twice in one week." "We got to stop meeting like this." "I was hoping we could finish Monday's chat." "I appreciate the offer." "I've been doing some soul searching, I'm just not ready to start work yet." "Bullshit." "I know what's going on between you and Patty." "Excuse me?" "The whole world sees it." "She treats you like dirt for ten years, won't share the spotlight, then she refuses to make you a partner." "You don't know what you're talking about, Martin." "Sure, I don't." "You're not a battered wife defending her abusive husband to the end, huh?" "Oh, geez." "Yeah, that's it." "No, you got it." "That's me." "You know, your little girl..." "she's terrific." "She's the best thing that's ever happened to me." "She's serious with the music?" "Yeah, she's pretty serious, considering she's ten." "I ask 'cause I know that she's got an application at Trilling." "How do you know that?" "I'm president elect of the parents' board." "You guys have put together an outstanding app." "Good, good." "Megan's got her heart set on Trilling." "All her friends are going." "Got to say, it's... it sure is tough though to accept an applicant whose father checks the "unemployed" box." "Martin..." " Don't do this." " Come on, take it easy, Tom." "There are other schools." "Some of them even pretty good." "But, at Trilling, we've got the music department in the entire city." "Harvard, Yale, Princeton... without Trilling, they don't have orchestras." "I'd love to see Megan get in." "Comedy or drama?" "I'm sorry?" "I heard you telling that other doctor that you were going to go see a movie." "Oh, I'm sorry you overheard my personal conversation." "I shouldn't have been listening." "I want you to know that we are doing everything that we can to make your grandfather comfortable." "I know." "Thanks." "And I really appreciate all the time you take with him." "You've been great." "So... comedy or drama?" "I don't know." "I was thinking maybe the Cassavetes retrospective at Film Forum." "I've never heard of that." "Is it funny?" "No." "It's pretty serious." "'70s stuff." "I guess I'm more the drama type." "Oh, not me." "I love comedies." "You know, they're just so funny." "Oh, oh, check it out." "My grandpa got me into these old radio shows." "Here." "Who is this?" "It's Jack Benny." "It's good." "Grandpa loves the guy, so I downloaded it for him." "That'll be nice." "Yeah." "Well..." "Enjoy your big night out." "Thank you." "And have some popcorn for me." "'Cause I'll be here." "Sure thing." "Oh, and Dr. Conner..." "Be a little naughty." "Excuse me?" "Get something chocolate." "You got it." "Ellen?" "Can you come in tomorrow?" "I pulled more photos to run by you." "Minor players, but we should check them out." "Okay, I can try." "Cool." "I'll be in the office at 8:00." "Look, I got to go." "What are you doing here?" "I know who he is." "The guy in the limo." "With Frobisher?" "I don't want to get involved in any of this, okay?" "But you saw his face." "I didn't know who he was when we first saw him." "Then I recognized him on Court TV." "They did this thing on Frobisher's broker during the criminal trial." "And who is he?" "What's his name?" "His name is Luke Richards." "Luke Richards?" "He was one of the broker's assistants." "But Ellen said all of the assistants had alibis." "Well, Richards must be lying, because I definitely saw him." "Gregory, if you could have linked Frobisher to his broker," " why didn't you tell me?" " Because I'm not going to get involved." "What?" "!" "Why not?" "!" "I don't want to be another Kato Kalen." "Let 15 minutes of bullshit ruin the rest of my life." " Gregory, for Jes..." " No, no." "Maybe I'm an asshole, but I'm not going to let these people use me and throw me away." "Which is exactly what they're going to do." "Okay, well, forget about them." "What about me?" "I have risked everything I have to put this guy away," " and now you're just going..." " Going to be a selfish prick?" "Yeah." "And you should, too." "Think about it, Katie." "You're going to lose your restaurant, your privacy, any shot at having a normal life." "I do care about you." "I don't want to see you get hurt." "Stay out of it." "Just stay out of it, okay?" "Darrell Goldstein interned at Frobisher's company." "No, not him." " Paul Ordell... he was a temp." " No." "Luke Richards." "Katie, what is it?" "Hi, there." "I'm Arthur." "Oh, my God." "Katie?" "You want me to be a witness against Frobisher?" "Yes, if you know something." "She's going to be screwed." "She will lose everything, won't she?" "Nothing." "Keep going." "Stephen Gilbride." "No, not him." "Jason Raber." "No, not him." "You and I, we never really spoke when we were down in Florida, did we?" "No, no, that's right." "I want the straight story, and until you tell me, you're worthless to me." "I don't give a shit about you." "No, go back to that other guy." "No, before him." "Yeah, him." "You recognize him?" "When was this picture taken?" "Last year." "Why?" "Yeah, he was younger, but..." "But what?" "It could be Luke Richards." "I think this could be the guy." "The guy you saw get in the limo with Frobisher?" "Yeah." "But a second ago you said it wasn't him." "Because he looked familiar, and..." "Yeah, this is definitely him." "Katie, are you 100% sure?" "It's okay if you're not." "Our fates are intertwined, Katie." "Isn't that remarkable?" "I'm sure." "Who is he, anyway?" "Richards was an assistant to Frobisher's broker." "You're kidding." "Seriously?" "You farted in your sleep last night." "David!" "You're on speaker." "Classic." "My bad." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "It's a great day, David." "Oh, yeah?" "Why's that?" "Your sister really came through today." "We're moving forward." "Oh, God." "David?" "We're going to prepare Katie's testimony." "What?" "She made an ID." "Babe, are you busy?" "Yeah, kind of." "Can I... can we talk tonight?" "Yeah, sure." "I don't think he's getting much sleep." "I don't think he's getting laid." "Hey, okay, too far." "R-I-C-H-A-R-D-S, Luke." "Find out where he was on the Frobisher weekend." "All right, Patty, I'll look into it." "Martin, Tom Shayes." "Make me an offer." "I'm ready to listen." "Bad news, Ray." "Looks like they got a witness." "Such a sweet girl." "I was hoping it wasn't going to come to this." "A mock deposition is just a tool to see where you're at in your testimony." "Patty's brought in Roger Kastle." "Who's he?" "Big name in medical malpractice." "He's kind of a legend." "Is he a sleazeball?" "Patty's asked him to play the role of Ray Fiske." "Perfect." "And you're certain this is the man you saw enter Mr. Frobisher's limousine?" "Yes, 100% certain." "Okay." "Good." "So, Ms. Connor, how would you characterize your stay at the Maxwell Clinic?" "What do you mean?" "I was simply wondering if your stint in rehab was successful." "You had an extremely difficult time overcoming your drug addiction, did you not?" "Eyes on me, Ms. Connor." "How is this relevant?" "Blurred vision, paranoia, auditory hallucinations, unfortunately, are all documented long-term side effects of serious cocaine abuse." "I did one line in the parking lot." "But earlier that evening, how many lines did you do in the club?" "And more importantly, how much cocaine had you consumed prior to that night?" "I don't know." "Enough not to remember?" "No, I didn't say that." "And this mystery man who supplied you with cocaine, what was his last name?" "I don't remember." "I'm better with faces." "Oh, so yours is more of a visual memory?" "Yes." "Was he circumcised?" "Was he circumcised, Ms. Connor?" "You're kidding, right?" "Now you said you went back to his condo." " So what?" " So I assumed you had intercourse." "No." "Then why six weeks later did you schedule a procedure at Hudson General to terminate your pregnancy?" "Jesus Christ." "Ms. Hewes, maybe we should take a break." "I thought we had an understanding." "Ms. Connor, would you characterize your life as one big blur of narcotics and intercourse?" "Would you characterize yourself as an asshole?" "Let the record reflect that the witness is refusing..." "Somebody shut this guy up!" "Katie, sit down." "She's not ready." "You signed their medical release waiver." "Go on, sit down." "I told you that the truth would have to come out eventually." "I also warned you that the spotlight is a pretty goddamn awful place to be." "And Mr. Kastle's right, you're not ready for it." "Because this deposition isn't about the facts." "It's about Katie Connor and do we like her and is she credible." "Yes, you saw this man in Florida, but it's your word against theirs." "And if Ray Fiske can embarrass you, piss you off, rattle you in any way, it's over." "He's done what he's set out to do... neutralize your testimony... and weaken our case." "Katie, why don't we go outside for a moment?" "No, I want to keep going." "Good." "Try again." "Oh, my God." "Can I talk to her?" "Not until her attorney gets back." "You really think she killed my brother?" "They were due to get married in two weeks." "Katie, you didn't know they called off their engagement?" "No." "No." "We had a falling out, we haven't spoken in months." "Katie, why didn't you tell me?" "What, that I got pregnant and ended up in rehab?" "Isn't it obvious?" "I wanted to forget it ever happened and then... this case." "What about Gregory?" "He never even knew you were..." "No, I never had a chance to tell him the truth." "The whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?" "I do." "Ms. Connor, thank you for joining us today." "And many thanks to the plaintiff's attorney for the use of her conference room." "Now, as for the subject of today's deposition," "I've been instructed by the court to limit my questions to the 18th and the 19th of June," "2002." "Those... dates ring a bell for you, Ms. Connor?" "Yes, sir." "I was in Palm Beach, working for a catering company at that time." "We were doing a business event for Arthur Frobisher." "Ms. Connor, do you recognize the man in this photo?" "Yes, that's Arthur Frobisher." "And the man in this photo?" "Luke Richards." "Luke Richards." "Thank you, Ms. Connor." "Let the record reflect that the witness has correctly identified both men." "Now, Ms. Connor, if you permit me to cut to the chase... you claim that you saw these men together early morning on June 19, do you not?" "Yes, I did." "And where did this alleged sighting take place?" "In a parking lot on the 200 block of Ocean Avenue." "Mr. Frobisher was in a limousine and Mr. Richards got into that limousine." "And where were you when this happened?" "I was in that same parking lot." "Alone?" "No, sir." "With whom were you in this parking lot?" "With a man I met in a club earlier that evening." "If these next few questions make you blush, Miss." "Connor," "I apologize." "To screw." "I'm sorry?" "That's why I was in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night." "And later on a couch and then on the floor." "Do you find cocaine is like Viagra?" "Or are you more of a tantric breathing kind of a guy, like Sting?" "If these past few answers make you blush, Mr. Fiske," "I apologize." "So you saw Mr. Richards get into a limo when it was parked, what, 25, 30 yards away?" "I got my best look at his face as he left." "He turned his face toward the window." "I couldn't have been more than ten feet away at the time." "And this was when exactly?" "Between 1:15 and 1:45 a. m." "You checked your watch." "Gunshots forced us to leave the club." "It's my understanding that the police report documents this at approximately 1:15 a. m." "So, you saw Mr. Frobisher with Mr. Richards some time after 1:15 a. m." "Saturday morning June 19, 2002." "I remind you, you're under oath, Ms. Connor." "Yes, that's when I saw them." "Would you agree that a man can't be in two places at once?" "Objection to form." "Vague and ambiguous argument." "Noted." "Go ahead, Katie, you can answer." "Yeah, I'd agree." "A man cannot be in two places at once." "So, when Mr. Richards told investigators he was at the Jersey shore with a college buddy pulling cod out of the Atlantic, it's your contention he was lying." "Yes, sir." "Mine, too." "Let's not get cute here, Counsel." "Ms. Connor, can you identify the man in Exhibit 15?" "Objection." "This exhibit was not made available to us during discovery." "We've only just discovered this ourselves." "We have every intention of producing it to Ms. Hewes at the close of this deposition." "Noted." "You can answer." "The man in the picture, Ms. Connor." "Luke Richards." "Luke Richards." "And the text there... what does that say?" "Out loud, Ms. Connor." "But this isn't true." "Ms. Connor, I'm not asking for an opinion, I'm asking you to read." "Now what does it say?" ""June 19, 2002," "1:37 a. m."" "Let the record reflect that Exhibit 15 shows Mr. Richards withdrawing cash from an ATM located at 333 Casino East Boulevard, which is where, Ms. Connor?" "I'm telling you Luke Richards was in that parking lot." "Can you read the last four words, Ms. Connor?" "I am not lying, he was there." "The last four words." ""Atlantic City, New Jersey. "" "But I swear to God, he was in that parking lot." "Luke Richards did lie," "Ms. Connor, but I suspect it had everything to do with that... woman standing next to him with the muscular arms and Adam's apple." "He wasn't hiding Arthur Frobisher's transgressions, he was hiding his own." "Why are you lying?" "Objection." "Argumentative." "This is bullshit!" "I think we're finished here." "You hear that, Patty?" "That's the sound of the zeroes dropping off of Mr. Frobisher's revised offer." "I heard everything went well." "The threat's gone." "She lied under oath." "I want you to know, we ruined her life." "If you kept your dick in your pants, we wouldn't have had to." "It's been five years." "Starting today, I want you guys to leave me alone." "Just let me live my life." "I don't think that's going to happen." "I don't even think she remembers you." "Did I ask what you think?" " Let's go to another club." "Come on." " I can't!" "I got a big day tomorrow!" " I can't!" " Who doesn't?" "If you don't go to sleep, you don't have to wake up, right?" "Okay!" "Wait for me!" "Five years from now, what is Katie Connor doing?" "I'd like my own little restaurant in Brooklyn, but that is not going to happen." "Why not?" "Because I have got the biggest gig in my life tomorrow, and I've got to be at work in five hours, and I am, like, totally wired." "Relax." "Try one of these." "You'll be out in ten minutes." "I'm going to hit the shower." "Okay..." "Only the white ones, okay?" "You were right, you know?" "Gregory turns out to be our missing link." "Gregory Malina owned Frobisher stock?" "Guess when he cashed out." "June, 2002." "Katie Connor never knew what hit her." "But you had the photo before anyone, so why would you let her be deposed if you knew she wouldn't hold up as a witness?" "Because now Ray Fiske thinks we don't have anything." "And watch, his next step will be to pull the settlement offer." "Which is what you wanted all along." "Why?" "Why would you do this to me?" "Why?" "!" "Katie, Katie, come here." "Don't touch me." "You lied to me, asshole!" " Greg, are you cool?" " Yeah, yeah, we're fine." "You lied to me!" "Why did you lie to me?" "!" "Answer my question!" "Why don't you just call me later, okay?" "Yeah, I'll call you later." "I'll call your wife later." "Dude, you're married now?" "Why would you do this to me, Gregory?" "I'm sorry." "Go to hell." "Katie." " This is your solution?" " Katie, what about the restaurant?" "You can't just run away from this." "I know." "I tried." "You wouldn't let me." "What?" "This is my fault?" "I only tried to help your case." "Katie, you perjured yourself." "People go to jail for that." "There was an answer you wanted, and you hounded me until you got it." "That is bullshit." "You know, you are not mad that I lied." "You are just pissed that I got caught and made you look bad." "I only ever wanted the truth." "No, Ellen, all you ever wanted was to impress Patty Hewes." "From day one, I never wanted her involved in this!" "I'm so sorry, Miss Hewes." "I thought" "I knew her." "I trusted her." "Katie's a very good liar, Ellen." "She had me fooled, too." "You're a lawyer, lies come with the territory." "Will the clients accept a settlement now?" "I assume so, which is too bad because I think we could have gotten them more, but Frobisher's in the driver's seat now." "It just doesn't make any sense." "Fiske had pictures." "He was right there waiting with Richard's alibi." "Ray Fiske is a brilliant lawyer who made us look very foolish today." "It happens." "I understand how it must hurt right now... what happened with Katie... but... there's a very important lesson to be learned from all this." "Which is?" "Trust... no one." "Listen, I don't want to be presumptuous." "I'm not available." "I'm engaged." "We can play this any way you like." "I don't even think she remembers you."

"People, food and blankets from St. Devra's." " Here you are, Charlie." "Come on." " Who wants blankets?" " Nice to see you." "Don't forget- 11:00." " Blanket." " See ya Sunday." " I'll see you Sunday morning- early mass." "Blankets?" "You're welcome." " Just one sandwich." " Thank you very much." "Blanket, anyone?" "Blanket?" "Blanket?" "See you Sunday." "Don't forget" " Sunday morning." "Who wants blankets?" "Who hasn't got a blanket?" "I'm FatherJonascu from St. Devra's." "May I give you this blanket?" "Please, for the child's sake?" "Take it with my blessing." "God bless you." "God help them." "Who hasn't got a sandwich?" "You got one?" "Looking for water." "We'll see you Sunday morning?" "This makes you just feel so great, doesn't it, Father?" "Why do we even bother, John?" "You think one sandwich will stop their hunger?" "Well, it'll stop one person's hunger for a little while." "It's a start." " It's the police." " The police!" " Hide!" " Everybody, run!" "Move." "Everyone, get out of here." "Quickly!" "Come on." "Riot formation." "Take the child to the shelter on Fourth Street." "Quickly!" " Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Run on." "Run." "Clean 'em out!" "Move 'em all out of here!" "Let's round 'em all up!" "Wait." "Wait." "Stop it!" "Stop it." "What're you doin'?" " Move!" "Move!" " In the name of God, stop this!" "Clear this scum out of here!" "Stop it!" "No!" "No!" "Stop that!" " You all right, Father?" " I'm fine." "What is wrong with you people?" "Let's get you out of here." "That's good advice, Father." "Anton?" "Anton!" "There is nothing wrong with your television." "Do not attempt to adjust the picture." "We are now controlling the transmission." "We control the horizontal... and the vertical." "We can deluge you with a thousand channels... or expand one single image to crystal clarity... and beyond." "We can shape your vision... to anything our imagination can conceive." "For the next hour... we will control all that you see and hear." "You are about to experience the awe and mystery... which reaches from the deepest inner mind to..." "The Outer Limits." "Let's get out of here!" "In a world filled with darkness..." "Father Anton Jonascu's faith has long been a beacon oflight for those in need." "But now the good father finds himself at a crossroads... in danger oflosing his way." "I can't come back here, John." "The suffering, the futility" "It's starting to get to me." "L" "I feel like I'm losing my mind." "You can't give up hope." "Come on." "Come on." " You saw it, right, Father?" " What?" "What?" " I saw you see him!" " Carlito, stop that!" "That guy-That cop- I saw what you saw!" " I saw many horrible things." " Well, this was different!" "Carlito, listen." "Please try to calm down!" "They think I'm crazy, but I'm not!" " That cop" " He's no cop!" "I s" " What?" "What" "You gotta tell someone!" "He'll listen to you." "Tell them you saw the face of evil." "Listen, why don't you come back to the church with us?" "I got proof." "I snuck up on him, and I got proof." "I'm telling the truth." "I am the truth." "Poor soul." " Let's go." " Yes." "Let's get 'em out of here." "Come on." "Move it!" "Move it!" "Stop it!" "I used to believe... if I could save just one soul, it would be enough." "I don't think I believe that anymore." "That'll stop the bleeding." "You know, Anton, caffeine's probably not the best thing for you right now." "You need to get some sleep." "You won't be in any shape to" "Say the evening mass." "Let me guess." "You want to say it for me." "Not tonight." "You can say it when I'm gone." " Gone?" " Yes." "I'm thinking about asking the monsignor for a reassignment- someplace with children, laughter." "Anton, look, this is no time to make that kind of decision." "You know, take some time off." "Our problems will still be here when you get back." "Yes, that much I'm certain of." "Excuse me." "Are you Dr. Gidden's replacement?" "I'm not sure if that's the proper way of putting it... but, yes, I'm taking his calls." "I was shocked to hear of his death." "I've been his patient most of my adult life." "Yes, well, he was a very good doctor." "You must be..." "FatherJonascu." "Yes." "Well, come in." "Come in." "I'm afraid I've found the cause of the visual anomalies you've experienced." "I assume it's because I've been working too hard... drinking too much coffee." "The stress has been relentless." "I'm afraid it's not that simple." "This gray mass on the MRI is a malignant tumor." "Because of its proximity to the cerebellum..." "I'm afraid it's inoperable." "I'm very sorry." "That's not possible." "I'm" " I'm" "I mean, I was fine until I" "My God." "FatherJonascu?" "Carlito." "How are you feeling?" "I'm okay." "I'm straight." "I haven't used nothing in two days." "That's wonderful, Carlito." "If you'll excuse me." "I'm sorry for goin' crazy." "I'm not long for this world, Father." "I want to make my confession." "I can't just now." "I simply can't." "It wouldn't be fair to you." "Perhaps Father Royce." "No, it has to be you... 'cause you're the only one who'll understand." "Then it'll have to wait." "I don't have time, man." "'Cause my days are numbered." "I got proof." "Carlito, wait." "Wait!" "I called the clinic." "They said you left hours ago." "So, what's the verdict?" "The clinic-The doctors- What did they have to say?" "You know how it is with these doctors." "He needs to do more tests." "What, they couldn't tell you anything?" "What about your headaches?" "You were probably right." "I work too hard... and I worry about too many things." "Amen to that." "All of us go through life sheltering ourselves from reality... because, when we go out into the world... we hear the sound of people suffering... and we see the world around us is not pretty." "We see the homeless and the hungry... crying out for our attention." "Yet we avert our eyes... hardening our hearts to their pleas." "We read Christ's words, but fail to heed them." "We" "Look within, each of you... and ask yourself... am I helping my fellow man... or am I lost, all alone?" "Strive to" " Is he okay?" " Strive to- to work as one" "Are you okay?" "Look." "There, near the back- What do you see?" "I see a woman I don't recognize." " What do you see?" " I see a" "a woman-just a woman." "Can you get through the rest of the service?" "With God's help." "A moment ago..." "I spoke... of the very small tragedies of our day-to-day lives... the monstrous evils of poverty and despair." "But what of the real evils in our midst- the ones that look like us... but aren't us?" "The deceivers- like viruses we can't see, invading our brains." "One of them could be among us right now." "One of them could be leaving this church right now." "Somebody get a doctor." " Is he all right?" " Call an ambulance!" "Are you okay?" "I saw... another one." "You were right." "He can see us." "It's called an astrocytoma." "What is that?" "A tumor the size of a golf ball." "Right here." "Dr. Pallas gives me three months, tops." "There are treatments." "I mean, can't this Dr. Pallas recommend anything?" "Chemotherapy, something experimental?" "He recommended prayer, something I used to be pretty good at." "You can fight this." "It's bad enough to be questioning my faith." "Now I can't even believe what I see." "What did you see?" "Why were you shouting at that woman?" "I didn't think a hallucination would be so clear." "It usually starts like a fleeting image... the sort of thing that you would see out of the corner of your eye." "And then I look again." "I concentrate." "But they're still there- the demons." "They don't go away." "Demons?" "You mentioned this to the doctor?" "Yes, yes." "He warned me I might see some horrible things from my unconscious." "Interpretive dementia, he said, caused by the tumor." "Conditioned, no doubt, by five decades of rigorous religious training." "The woman in the sanctuary" "She looked like a demon to you?" "So did the policeman in Trashtown." "The one Carlito was ranting about?" "Yes." "My God." "I've got to go back there, find Carlito." "Wait, wait." "Wait a minute." "Are you saying that you and Carlito had the same hallucination?" "I don't know, but I'm going to find out." "Anton, wait." "Is he" "Good Lord, forgive me." "I should never have turned him away." "Don't do that to yourself." "This isn't your fault." "By the power of the apostles he has given me..." "I absolve you from all your sins... in the name of the Father and the Son... and the Holy Spirit." "Amen." "Amen." "We should call the authorities." "You look a bit tired today, FatherJonascu." "I was up early this morning." "Buried one of my parishioners." "Coroner said he died of an embolism." "Thirty-five years old." "We both see too much death, don't we?" "Any sensitivity to this light?" "Yes, a little." "Doctor, I wanted to ask you more about these... episodes." "The hallucinations?" "Do they frighten you?" "They're unsettling." "Yet, in a strange way... they've made me wake up to some things." "That's wonderful." "What was it you wanted to ask me?" "Is it possible that another person... could have the same visions that I do?" "Is there a medical explanation?" "What person are you referring to?" "The young m" "I thought we agreed- no drugs." "This is just something for the pain." "But my head must be clear at all time" "This will clarify everything." "Now, you should be feeling a very pleasant, relaxed sensation." " I can hardly move." " Good." "Good." "Don't fight it." "Enjoy it." "What have you done?" "Since you are a religious man, I know you will forgive me." "The drug I gave you... induces a temporary paralysis of gross motor control." "There are some... associates of mine outside... who are eager to make your acquaintance." "I didn't want you to leave before you met them." " Why would I do that?" " I was concerned you'd be scared." "But now I know that you're a much stronger man than that." "Holy Mother of God." "It's" "They're the- the demons." "Perhaps that's the wrong word... to describe us." "In God's name, how can this be?" "You seemed alarmed at our appearance, Father." "We can maintain this more conventional facade, if you prefer... much like projecting holograms." "It's just very draining for us." " Who are you?" " We are the way." "No." "You are deceivers." "I know the true way." "We've come at various times." "All your religions are based on teachings from our world." "Are you telling me... that you're some kind of messenger from God?" "Yes." "And now, through you, we have a second chance." "How is it I can see your other faces?" "We're not sure, but we think your tumor made it possible." "That was our sign that you were the chosen one." "What about Carlito?" "How did he see you?" "Carlito had a neurological mutation... brought on by genetics and his use of narcotics." "We tried to save him... but he was too afraid to let us near him." "This is taking too long." " Silence!" " Father... we have come to deliver the power to heal... to your world and your people." "But mankind won't accept us as we are." "They look at us as demons because of our appearance." "That's why we need you, Father- to help us relieve the fear our visage causes in human hearts." "Only then can we give you the gift." "What gift?" "I'm going to heal your tumor, Father... and then you too will have the gift." "Is she dead?" "She gave you her life force." "She had to... in order to give you the gift." "I still don't understand." "What do you want from me?" "I'll show you." "Thank you, Nurse." "I'll take her back to her room." "FatherJonascu, meet Miranda." "A reckless driver ignored a traffic signal in front of her school." "She has massive internal injuries... and it's not known if she will ever wake up again." "Poor child." "Now it's time to exercise your powers." "Come, Father." "Place your hands on her temples, just as Victorine did to you in my office... and concentrate." "Will her back to health." "You can do it, Father." "Could such a power- the power of life and death- be anything other than a gift from God?" "It was truly miraculous." "But you were the instrument of that miracle." "You were the one who made it happen!" " The press is here." " That's him, right there!" "The press?" "People are going to want to know what you have done... what you're capable of doing." "I wouldn't know what to say." "We have faith in you, Father." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Good evening." "Please, please, not all at once." "Could we have questions in some kind of order?" "Well, the most extraordinary thing has happened here today." "It's now been a month since the miracle priest..." "Father Anton Jonascu of St. Devra's church... first moved through this clinic... healing the sick and infirm in a matter ofhours." "Since then, requests for help have poured in from all over the world." "But despite a busy travel schedule..." "Jonascu says he'll remain here... working his apparent miracles in our own community." "Thank you, John." "I hate watching myself on television." " The calls keep coming in." " I see." "The archdiocese again." "Mercy Hospital." "Gateway Communications." "They want me to revive my radio ministry." "I just don't think I have the time." "Maybe you should get an agent." "You're a celebrity now." "A small price to pay for the chance to do some good." "I know how busy you are, so I prepared a sermon." "Thanks." "I'll conduct the service myself." "People come a long way to hear me." " It's only fair." " Right." "I'd better get ready." "You ever wonder, Anton, why won't these messengers... who've appeared to you as demons... allow you to reveal how you came by your gift?" "They will." "When will that be?" "They don't control me, John." "They gave me the power to heal." "They simply want to present it in a way that will do the most good... without people judging what they don't understand." " But you understand." " Yes." "Why is it every time you perform your miracles the press is around?" "Of course the media would be interested in my story." "Even that first night at the clinic, somehow they knew." "Who do you think told them?" "Well, a month ago, you were losing your faith." "You were ready to walk away." "And thank heavens I was given a sign- confirmation that I could do some good." "Well, isn't it possible that's why they chose you- because you would be susceptible to their pitch?" "Is it because I won't let you conduct the service this evening?" " Is that why you're so unhappy?" " You just don't get it." "I have always admired your ability... to see goodness where it wasn't apparent." "What's happened to that?" "What about your questioning mind?" "You've always taught me never to accept things at face value... but to push and to probe until I got the truth." "I know when you meet these people face-to-face... your prejudice will just disappear." "Until then, focus on results." "Try taking it on faith that I am delivering a divine gift." "Only one person ever did that in my faith... and he was the Son of God." "Ladies and gentlemen, please." " Lights are okay?" " Father Anton Jonascu." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Father will answer all your questions in the sanctuary." "Please, this way." "Be careful." "For thine is the kingdom and the power... and the glory forever." "SweetJesus." "You are doing so much good here now." "The time has almost come for us to reveal ourselves." "Good!" "Good!" "You said you wanted to live among us." "How many of you are there?" "How did you get here?" "Be patient." "Be patient." "All those questions will be answered." "We want you... to call a worldwide press conference... for Sunday." "Worldwide?" "Very well." "Now, if you'll excuse me." " First" " Yes?" "There is a slight problem." "LikeJesus of Galilee..." "I'm afraid you might have a betrayer." "A" "You must admit." "This is so much smoother than the last foray." "You were right." "The priest is a much better choice." "We can infiltrate without a confrontation." "How long do you think it will take to siphon off all of their atmosphere?" "It could take six years." "It has to go faster." "The home planet is running out." "But it must be done delicately." "They have strength and numbers." "So we have to continue this charade forever." "Only until they suffocate to death." "Our great advantage is... their belief in a loving and benevolent God." "It is their one weakness- their tragic flaw." "Belief in a loving God is one of our greatest strengths." "Faith is why Carlito brought these photos to us- so that we could see through your lies." "And it is faith that will open up FatherJonascu's eyes." "Messengers of God?" "Emissaries of hell is what you are." "Actually... we are emissaries from a planet very far from here." "You can't win." "You can't deceive Anton forever." "We don't need to forever." "I look forward to this service." "Oh, my God." " What happened here?" " He's dead." "How can this be?" "I must call" "Before you act, consider the consequences." "What consequences?" "I must notify the police, John's parents." "This is a tragedy." " He needs a decent burial." " He'll have one." "You can make the arrangements, but after the press conference." " No!" " There are too many people here." "We are too far along to delay." "Officer Fletcher will take care of him." "Where were you?" "Why did you let him die?" "Unfortunately, I wasn't here." "It appears he had an embolism." " Embolism?" " Yes." "That's what they said killed Carlito." "Is it?" "A coincidence, I'm sure." "Yes." "Yes." "Dr. Pallas, I" "You must excuse me." "I need some time alone... to gather my thoughts before the press conference." "Of course." "Call if you need anything." "You have my condolences." "The most extraordinary thing has happened here today." "Tell us about it." "I have been given the power to do God's work... to heal the sick, to raise them." "How did you discover this power?" "I don't know." "I just did it." "What exactly did you do?" " There was this little girl" " What have I done with it?" "Who was very ill... and I just wished she was better, and she was." "And so the stage is almost set for tomorrow's worldwide press conference... where Father Anton Jonascu, the miracle priest... promises to reveal the source ofhis incredible power." "Not since man first walked on the moon... has the world been so focused on one event." "Affection forJonascu seems boundless... and he's inspired new levels of church attendance worldwide." "Medical science has no explanation... for his incredible powers over life and death." "This is Tamara Stanners reporting live from St. Devra's church." "Powers... over life and death." "Our freighter ships will enter Earth orbit tonight." "They can avert this planet's primitive detection systems for up to nine days." "Don't issue landing orders until after the priest has done his job." "There'll be much discussion among Earth leaders before we're accepted." "Without access to the ships to recharge our power source... we can't maintain human form much longer." "My reserves are already low." "I'm having trouble with my visual field." "Patience." "Patience." "It's almost over." "She's supposed to be here." "You're late." "Come." "I've been hiding in the shadows too long." "I'm anxious to be involved again." "No one has seen you, have they?" "Of course not." "Not in my original form." "Excuse me." "I'm here to give last rites to a FatherJohn Royce." "Nope." "NoJohn Royce in the box." "Sorry." "But there has to be." "Check again." "Please." "Hey, I know you." "You're that miracle priest dude." "What about a John Doe?" "He would've been brought in this morning by an Officer Fletcher." "That I can help you with." "Give us a moment, please." "Sure." "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti." "God forgive me for what I'm about to do." "John, it's me, Anton." "Let's go inside and find out." "Come on." "It's almost time." "Where's your precious priest now?" "He'll be here." "He knows what's at stake." "He has no idea." "What choice does he have at this point?" "He's a man of honor... and a fool." "Maybe you underestimate him." "You might be as naive as he is." "You have no faith, Fletcher." " Here's the man we've been waiting for." " Father!" "We only have a few minutes left." "Let's go over your statement one last time." "We don't need to." "I know what I have to say." "Shall we go over it anyway?" "I have stood up here for over 30 years and tried to speak from the heart... at times, more successfully than others." "But I have never lied to my congregation." "I've never knowingly misled them." "No one wants you to do anything of the kind." "Good." "Because I won't." "Okay, everybody out of here." "Now!" "We need five minutes, please." "Let's go." "Now!" "Come on!" "Move, please!" "FatherJonascu... is something troubling you?" "I know the way God works." "It is not your way." "You give life without love." "You heal the sick... but you don't understand human kindness." "Think." "Think of all the good we can do together." "Look at what we've already done!" "Through you, in the name of your God." "You have committed murder in his house." "You are evil in human disguise." "With God's help, we will fight you." "Your God won't help you now!" "Wait." "Wait!" "You destroyed us." "You've destroyed everything." "You could've lived forever." "Do you think such power comes to you at no cost?" "Don't be swayed the way I was swayed." "Tell them." "Tell the world." "My death... must not be in vain." "I will." "From the dawn of time... people have believed that angels walk among us." "Some believe that demons are also in our midst." "But who's to say exactly what form either will take?" "They could be your spouse, your boss at work... even the person sitting with you... right now."

"Livy, it could take weeks to find Ethan's replacement." "In the meantime, I'm going to need a provisional chief of staff." "I would like that to be you." "I have Larry Moss calling for you." "Ma'am, we have evidence Juma allowed Starkwood to use" "Sangala as a base to manufacture biological weapons." "Are you saying these weapons are on US soil?" "We suspect they're at the Starkwood headquarters in Virginia." "And you're not suggesting that Starkwood intends to use those weapons to attack this country?" "Given their actions today, we need to move on Starkwood immediately." "They're coming and they'll be coming with everything they've got and the only thing that's going to stop them is getting these weapons ready to deploy." "Tell me what the FBI knows." "I don't know anything," "Mr. Hodges." "Get him out of here and do what you have to do." "I'm not spending the rest of my life in prison because Jonas Hodges has lost his mind." "You know where the weapons are?" "Yes." "Where's Jack?" "He managed to secure the weapons, but Starkwood got him back." "Jack was exposed." "There has to be something that you can do to help him." "There's no cure." "We got a location on the weapon." "nt to go." "I'm sorry." "I can't allow it." "I'm the only one who's seen the canisters." "I know exactly what we're looking for." "But you're sick." "We have no idea when you're going to start showing symptoms." "You're right." "Where are the damn weapons?" "!" "He played me." "Little old Seaton bought us some time." "We're going to do a point by point search of this entire compound." "There are biological weapons on this facility." "We're not going anywhere without them." "You try to advance any farther, you will be fired upon." "I count three platoons at least." "Everything mil-spec." "Yeah." "They were waiting for us." "This was one big trap." "Renee, we would really use those satellite overheads." "Copy, Larry." "What have we got?" "Nothing." "The subnet's been crashing." "Okay, wait, wait, wait." "Here we go." "I've got sat five retasking now..." "Somebody talk to me." "What are you seeing?" "Larry, you've got hostiles on all sides." "Damn it." "Find me an opening." "I'm looking, but there's no way through." "Okay, heads up." "Is everybody seeing this?" "Larry?" "Yeah." "Yeah. we're seeing it." "It's Hodges." "The men are at the ready, sir." "I appreciate your presence." "Where else would I be?" "Who's in charge here?" "I am." "Agent Moss." "You need to move your men and allow us to proceed." "I want you off our property and I want you to release my man." "You have no right to take him hostage." "I have an order from the President of the United States." "To search this building." "For weapons that do not exist." "Have you looked?" "Are there weapons of mass destruction?" "Are there weapons of any kind?" "Is there anything in here at all?" "!" "Agent Moss, who dreamed up this charade?" "Give me a name." "Let's get to the bottom of this." "You want to talk to me, Mr. Hodges?" "Get these guns off my head." "You think you have a gun at your head?" "You know what I've got?" "I've got the United States government sending SWAT teams and attack helicopters in the middle of the night." "I've got a government that I served faithfully for 30 years dreaming up BS accusations so politicians too cowardly to show their faces can dismantle my company." "That's what I've got." "You've got five minutes to get these-these helicopters flying out of here with all of you on board." "You don't want to do this." "Five minutes." "And I want my man back." "Renee, you get that?" "Yeah, we did." "And what options do we have?" "In five minutes?" "I know there's no time to bring in more TAC support, so give me something else." "All right, Larry, give me a second." "Stand by." "That's it." "I want to show you something." "Hodges just gave us five minutes to clear the base." "We lost that situation." "We were outmaneuvered but I think I found us a new way in." "Look." "These are Senator Mayer's files." "This is Douglas Knowles." "He's the chairman of Starkwood." "He was actually helping the senator with the investigation." "He is the one who brokered the deal to open the company's books." "What, another insider?" "Didn't we just get burned?" "Just listen." "Knowles was loyal to Hodges for almost 20 years and now he's secretly helping the senator take down Starkwood?" "He's scared of something." "This man wants to help us." "It's worth a shot." "Yeah." "Make the call." "Knowles." "Mr. Knowles, my name is Jack Bauer." "I got your number from Senator Mayer." "Senator Mayer is dead." "Yes, sir, I know." "I was with him when he was killed by one of your employees." "A man named John Quinn." "You have no idea how much I was hoping someone would call." "I'm sorry, sir." "I don't understand." "Things are very out of control." "Are you aware of what's happening on your base?" "I'm watching it with my own eyes." "The FBI is pinned down." "They say they're looking for bioweapons." "Sir, Jonas Hodges is in possession of a military-grade bioweapon." "A prion variant developed in Africa with General Juma." "Well, it's not where they think it is." "They're all standing in front of an empty hangar." "The FBI was deliberately led to the wrong location by a man named Seaton, but I promise you, sir, the weapon is on your base." "I was contaminated when trying to intercept the canisters." "They were ferried back to Starkwood approximately 90 minutes ago." "90 minutes ago Jonas was handing down his new strategy to the board." "Stonewall the government, no cooperation whatsoever." "I can't believe this is happening." "Sir, this is happening and I promise you the weapons are on your base." "Do you have any idea where they might be?" "I think I might." "Mr. Knowles, I want to put you in touch with one of my men in the field." "Can I call you right back?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Go." "Some of the men were unhappy drawing down on federal agents." "It's understandable." "I had hoped not to include the rank and file." "You can count on them." "Let's show our guests the door." "Let's move!" "Into position." "Jack, I'm on comm." "You're on with me and Agent Walker." "Hodges' men have repositioned themselves." "Okay, we're going to have to move fast." "Larry, I want you and your men to pull out on Hodges' timetable." "Tony, you're going to need to find a way to stay behind." "We're going to get your vectors over to a man that we contacted inside Starkwood." "His name is Douglas Knowles." "He believes he knows where the weapons are." "Isn't this how we got into this mess?" "Almeida and some supposedly friendly contact?" "Knowles is chairman of the Starkwood board, but he was cooperating with Senator Mayer's investigation of the company." "Larry, he is all that we've got." "All right, I got 400 eyeballs trained on me right now." "How the hell are we supposed to get Almeida to stay behind?" "Larry, I need you and your men to create a diversion to cover Tony's escape." "Look, we need to make this work." "If you all get on those helicopters together, we are going to lose this weapon for good." "Larry, are you on board with this?" "We got to go." "Larry, we need to know, are you on board?" "I'll do what I can." "Take his bag." "All right, let's go." "We're standing down." "You're coming with me." "Hey, wait a minute." "This wasn't part of the deal." "What deal?" "As far as I could tell, he couldn't care about you one way or the other." "Moss." "You take these handcuffs off of me or it's going to get really ugly." "Soldier!" "Get the hell out of here, Moss." "You don't want to test us." "Let's go!" "Don't move." "No!" "Doug Knowles." "Jack Bauer sent me." "Come on." "That street's solid security cameras." "I'll take you to a restricted area." "It's on the east perimeter." "There's a good chance the weapons are there." "The place is crawling." "I don't know how we're going to make it." "I'll take care of that." "Jack, I'm with Knowles." "I'm going to need satellite support on the east perimeter." "Jack, I need support." "Do you copy?" "Copy, Tony." "I've got you just off the landing pad." "No hostiles in your immediate vicinity." "Proceed at your own discretion." "Copy that." "Which way?" "Come on." "Jack." "You all right?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Tony and Knowles have connected." "We're good." "It's time to call the White House with an update." "Okay, good." "I'll be right there." "Madam President, excuse the interruption." "Jack Bauer is on line seven." "Mr. Bauer, tell me you have the bioweapon." "Madam President, I'm afraid that's not the case." "Our search was stopped by armed mercenaries on Starkwood's base." "Agent Moss and his men were forced to withdraw from a firefight they most certainly would have lost." "Are you saying Hodges men were ready to fire on federal agents?" "Yes, ma'am, that's correct." "My God!" "Who does he think he is?" "!" "Madam President, despite the setback," "I am confident the weapons are still there." "I reached out to Starkwood's chairman." "He's willing to cooperate." "He's with Tony Alameida now." "They are moving towards a secure area on the base where we believe the weapons are being held." "Very good." "Tim, what's our troop status?" "Mobilizing." "The Secretary of Defense says they're still several hours out." "At which point we have a war on our hands against 1,500 mercenaries armed with bioweapons." "Madam President, I do believe that a surgical air strike will work as long as we can pinpoint the exact location of the weapon." "And you can do that?" "Yes, I believe we can." "Mr. Bauer, you've seen the canisters containing the bioweapons, you know what they look like, is that correct?" "Yes, ma'am." "Then we'll need you to verify the canisters once Almeida has located them." "No more mistakes." "We're gonna need visual confirmation from you, Bauer-- eyes on." "Jack, we have got to get this part right." "I understand." "Anything else?" "Jack, I have been told that you were exposed to the pathogen." "How you doing?" "Right now I'm fine, Madam President." "Thank you for asking." "Thank you for your service." "I'm not giving up on you." "Keep me informed." "Yes, ma'am." "Let's go." "I don't have a lot of time." "What's going on?" "That's what I've been trying to ask you." "I called three times." "It's kind of crazy here right now." "Unless it's urgent, I gotta call you back." "I'm hearing rumors that the Joint Chiefs have been called in." "It's not a big deal." "They're just doing a final assessment before lowering the alert level." "Olivia, don't do this." "What?" "I'm telling you the truth." "Really?" "Because I've got a source in the Port Authority container yard who's using terms like "weapons of mass destruction," so naturally I'm wondering if that's why the Joint Chiefs are having a meeting." "Look, I can't talk about it." "It's obviously a question of national security." "But you have my word I'll tell you soon as I can." "I want to know now." "I just gave you a big story, Ken." "You'll have to wait." "I gotta go." "Don't hang up on me, Olivia." "That'd be a big mistake." "What's that supposed to mean?" "You want me to say it, fine, I'll say it." "Think how your mother would feel when she hears that you forced out her chief of staff so you could take over his position." "He was incompetent." "Yeah, well, it won't play that way on the morning news." "So, talk to me." "Now." "I can't talk here." "I'm in the Roosevelt Continental, room 1271." "You've got half an hour." "Agent Pierce, please get a car ready." "I have to make a quick run." "All right, Jack, we're here." "Knowles says there's been increased activity in this area for several days now." "I'm looking at about a half a dozen buildings." "Could be any one of them." "Copy that, Tony." "Hold on, we're getting infrared up now." "I'm counting seven buildings in your immediate vicinity." "The building directly southeast of your current position is showing no infrared signal." "I'm guessing they're using a blackout shield." "All right, we'll try there first." "You see any patrols coming our way?" "Negative, you're clear." "Okay, let's go." "Jack, Knowles' key card isn't working." "We're gonna need electronic support here." "There should be an R-6 interface module on the back of your comm device." "It's a card key." "Yeah, I know what that is, thank you." "I'm plugging in now." "Okay, we're up." "Cormac Z series." "We're looking at a five digit key protected by an AES block cipher." "Running combinations." "Okay, Tony, you've got a vehicle coming your way." "It's east of you about a hundred yards." "Take cover down there." "How much longer?" "How much more time do you need?" "I only have two out of five digits." "We're pretty exposed here." "Jack?" "It's all right, I'm fine." "Come on." "Two more numbers, Tony." "What are we gonna do?" "We still got two digits to go." "Move in for a closer look." "Sit tight." "Doug, where you" " Doug!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hold your position." "May I see some ID?" "Doug Knowles." "One to go." "I apologize, Mr. Knowles." "Mr. Hodges has ordered the base cleared of all nonessential personnel." "Nonessential personnel?" "I'm chairman of the board." "I realize that, but we're dealing with a heightened security situation here." "So, I need to know what you were doing in this area." "Jonas called a late night board meeting, that's what I'm doing here." "Sir, that meeting ended nearly" " two hours ago." " We got it; we're in." "I don't have to explain myself to you, you know." "I'm sorry, sir, but you do." "Sir, I don't believe you're hearing me." "No, I don't you're hearing me!" "Look, I built this company!" "And I don't need you telling me where I can and cannot walk!" "Understood?" "!" "You're gonna have to come with me, sir." "Right this way." "I'm in." "But they got Knowles." "Do you think he's gonna say anything?" "I don't know." "But I better get in and out as fast as possible just in case he does." "Okay, Tony, the president needs a visual on the weapons before she'll launch an attack." "She needs your eyes on the canisters and a confirmation by Jack." "Copy that." "I'm moving." "Good." "Jack?" "Stay here, I'll be right back." "Jack!" "Jack?" "!" "We need a medic!" "Jack!" "Jack?" "!" "Jack?" "Get me the medic!" "We just found Mr. Knowles alone just outside the restricted zone." "Did he have an explanation?" "Yes, sir, he said he was walking." "Walking." "Should I take him to Stokes for interrogation, sir?" "You're suggesting what, soldier, that we strap him down, extract a confession, because he was walking?" "He's the chairman of the board." "I was just requesting instructions, sir." "What you'd like done." "I'd like you to take him to his office." "Make sure he's comfortable." "And stay with him until I arrive." "Yes, sir." "Will that be all?" "Call zone nine, have them double down security." "Let's make sure that Mr. Knowles was in fact alone." "Yes, sir." "How much longer?" "Half an hour." "Good." "I'll need to know the minute it's done." "Yes, sir." "Aaron, I'd like you to wait in the hall, if that's okay." "Ms. Taylor, you tasked me with handling your security." "I can't allow you to enter a hotel room" "I haven't vetted." "Aaron, I appreciate the concern." "But you can see the door from here," "I have you on speed-dial, and I can scream very loudly when the occasion demands." "I just need two minutes to wrangle a reporter." "Really, I'll be fine." "All right, I'll be here if you need me." "Want a drink?" "No." "I assume you don't mind if I do." "It's been a day." "I gotta tell you." "I don't like being threatened." "It was unfortunate." "I apologize." "We've known each other a long time, Ken." "I thought we had an understanding." "We do." "And I want to keep it that way." "We both do." "Am I right?" "Okay, so, I told you, I have this source." "Cop out at the Port Authority container yard." "Okay." "He told me he saw these professional assassin types get into an intense firefight out there a couple hours ago." "According to him, someone hijacked a WMD out to God knows where." "That's true." "Yeah." "Yeah, I want to know all about it." "Look, if you think all you've got to do is nod your head confirming what I already know, then we've got a problem." "It's national security, Ken." "I can't tell you." "I'm saying you can." "If this story breaks, it would create a panic." "People would be hurt." "If you knew what it was, you'd understand why it's got to stay a secret." "Right, exactly." "I'd understand." "Have a little faith, okay?" "All right." "There is a bioweapon in the container yard." "That's what they were fighting over." "It was developed by Starkwood in Africa." "Starkwood?" "Right." "They moved it to their base about 30 miles from here." "So it's there right now." "So this is what the Joint Chiefs are discussing, what to do about that." "Olivia..." "The president ordered an air strike as soon as the exact location of the canisters was known." "So you see why you can't run with this?" "Really, Ken, you can't." "A lot of lives are at stake." "The entire plan depends on surprise." "You get that, right?" "Maybe you're right." "Maybe I need to kill this story." "Thank you." "What I mean is maybe somebody could convince me." "What are you saying?" "You know what I'm saying." "You're very beautiful when you get all patriotic." "I ever tell you that?" "That's over." "We agreed." "You agreed." "Really, I don't want to do this." "Ken..." "Then say no." "Here, apply pressure." "You can give yourself an injection once every two hours." "More if needed." "You think I'll need more?" "In all likelihood, yes." "The onset of symptoms so soon after exposure suggests the bio-agent is more virulent than we thought." "All we're doing here is just masking the symptoms." "I understand." "There's something you may want to consider, though." "What's that?" "Bryden University has been funding some studies on prion diseases." "The work is purely experimental at this point, but it does suggest treatment." "That's good news." "I don't want to get anyone's hopes up here." "We're talking a slight chance." "A possible treatment using stem cells from a genetically compatible donor." "An immediate family member would make the best donor candidate." "I saw your file." "It says you have a daughter, right?" "I don't want my daughter involved in this." "Jack, if there's a chance." "Mr. Bauer..." "Doctor, thank you for everything you've done." "Excuse me." "I need to get back to work." "Jack..." "This is none of your business." "It's my business when you're having a seizure in the middle of the FBI." "You heard the doctor." "The medication will mask the symptoms." "Why won't you even talk about this?" "Talk about what?" "The experimental procedure." "Because there's nothing to talk about." "She's your daughter, and you're not even gonna let her know?" "That's right." "So you're just not even gonna try?" "Renee, I know you're trying to help, but you don't know what you're talking about here." "My daughter and I, we don't talk, okay?" "So, please, just let it go." "It should be her choice." "Well, it's not." "I'm the one who's dying." "It's my choice." "No sign of the target yet, but Tony's working on it." "You look better." "Thanks." "Tony, can you hear me?" "Jack, you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Okay, Tony, we're seeing new activity outside the building." "Two vehicles, eight hostiles." "Looks like a security detail." "You think Knowles gave him up?" "Tony, they're moving straight for your point of entry." "Eight hostiles and closing." "Yeah, I hear them." "You want to regroup?" "No, I want to get this over with." "Right there." "Two three, we're clear." "I haven't seen you here before." "They just sent eight of us over here, sir." "Why, is something wrong?" "No, sir." "Just, you know, precautions." "Right, right." "Can't be paranoid enough." "I'm in the main building." "Copy, we're with you." "Tony, it's Jack." "I've got you at 125 feet MSL, approximately 40 feet underground." "Is that correct?" "That's right." "I'm four floors down." "We've got no information on any kind of subterranean floors for that building." "Believe me, they're here." "Epoxy-hardened walls, poured concrete ceilings." "I have a visual on the weapon." "Sending images for verification now." "Copy that." "Okay, those are the canisters." "I'll notify Admiral Smith the target is located and confirmed." "Tony, those are the canisters." "Jack, it looks like they're transferring the pathogens from the canisters into some sort of delivery system." "It's on the move." "Copy that." "It doesn't matter." "Renee's phoning in the coordinates." "Everything's gonna be dust in the next ten minutes." "Get out of there now." "Copy that." "Withdrawing." "Okay, men." "You want to explain this, Jonas?" "I'm arrested by our own security force." "Held captive in my own office like a prisoner." "They won't allow me a phone call, even to you, to find out what the hell is going on!" "Well, that's a lot of complaints, Doug." "You done?" "You were supposed to be home hours ago." "Why'd they find you snooping around?" "I saw the FBI raid." "They say we have bioweapons." "Which they did not find." "That's not the point." "Is it true?" "Remember when I first brought you out here 20 years ago?" "There was nothing here." "Nothing." "And out of the damn mud, we built this place, the largest private army in the hemisphere, maybe the world, and we pulled America's ass out of the fire again and again and again." "Answer the question!" "I am." "Every day, we've done things that the government itself could not or would not do." ""Get this done,"" "that's what they said, "Here's your mission."" "Nobody asked how anything was gonna be done." "Nobody wanted to know." "All anyone wanted was results, and we delivered." "No one's questioning that." "No one's questioning that?" "You're not insane, are you?" "The senate, the committees, the president." "Every chattering nonentity in Washington is out there with their standard operating procedures saying, "How was this done?" "How was that done?"" "Tearing at us, trying to bring us down, every one of them." "I kept this country strong." "I kept it safe." "And I will not be persecuted for that." "Jonas, you cannot start a war against the people you're supposed to protect." "We were at war, Doug, the moment they decided to dismantle us." "And as for particular weapons, as for your question, let me rephrase it." "Are we prepared to defend ourselves?" "We are." "Jonas... you can't take on the federal government." "Yeah, well, you never were one for thinking big." "20 years" "I treated you like a son." "20 years." "A little loyalty... wasn't that the least I deserved?" "Yes." "Sir, we just got an alert from one of our radar intercepts." "There's a squadron of F-18's heading our way out of Virginia Beach." "Sir?" "What's the ETA?" "Less than ten minutes." "What's our readiness?" "How many?" "We have three loaded." "Place the call to the president." "I'll be there momentarily." "You probably think I'm the scum of the earth right now." "All I care about is that you don't run the Starkwood story." "You're a real sport." "Taking one for the team like this." "Look at me." "You won't run it, right?" "I'm sorry, Livy." "What?" "Breaking something this big will put me over the top in New York." "I'll make sure nobody knows any of it came from you." "You lying son of a bitch." "Come on, please." "I'm did what I needed to do to get ahead-- just like you." "There's no comparison." "Running that story will harm the country." "I've been in Washington a lot longer than you." "You'll see, this is how the way the game is played." "Actually, Ken, this is how the game is played." "What do you mean?" "You run that story, or ever try to blackmail me again, and I'll make sure everyone knows just how you get your leads." "I think your wife will be especially interested." "From everything you've told me, that's gonna be one nasty divorce." "You bitch." "Find a new beat, Ken." "I don't want to see you around the White House again." "Sorry, I've got to take this." "Hi." "Where in the world are you?" "I'm sorry." "I had a meeting on K Street." "I had to run interference with a reporter." "Are the press on to this?" "Not anymore." "I took care of it." "I need you here, Livy." "We've had confirmation on the bioweapons, and the air strike is happening now." "I'll be there in five minutes." "Where are we, Admiral?" "The F-18's have been loaded with bunker-buster ordinance and will be in range in seven minutes." "What's the risk of the pathogen spreading to the surrounding areas?" "Minimal." "We're using white phosphorous charges, which burn at 5,000 degrees." "More than enough to incinerate the pathogen." "And that's been confirmed by the CDC." "It has." "Weapons are ready?" "Yes, sir." "The call to the president?" "The call is in process." "It's an historic day, gentlemen." "A great day for Starkwood." "Too bad Mr. Knowles can't be joining us." "I have an ETAC with eyes on." "Airborne." "Roger, I need 9,000 feet" "MSL and weapons control status, over." "Weapons control status:" "yellow tight." "Fighters entering the IP." "Engage airspace coordination area." "Roger that." "Stand by." "Madam President, command and control is reporting that a phased array radar system is active inside the Starkwood compound." "Meaning what exactly?" "They know we're coming." "Is there any evidence of an antiaircraft artillery threat?" "Intelligence is indicating no such capability on the ground." "Madam President, there's a phone call for you." "It's Jonas Hodges." "Put him on speaker." "Ma'am, he's requested a private conversation." "He says he's established a proprietary line in the Ops Room." "A proprietary line?" "How did he manage that?" "I have no idea." "Hello." "Madam President, let me begin by saying that I am truly sorry it's come to this." "at you turn your planes around immediately." "You're in no position to issue ultimatums, Mr. Hodges." "Well, maybe I am." "You remember several years ago, Madam President," "Starkwood was deployed to Pakistan." "Oh, I remember it very well." "I fought that deployment." "And you lost." "You'll also recall that we requisitioned a missile system at that time" "Python Fives." "Well, three of those missiles are now loaded with the pathogen and aimed at cities on our eastern seaboard." "You're bluffing." "As a sign of good faith," "I'm willing to show you that I'm... that I'm not bluffing." "You see that?" "Madam President?" "Hmm?" "You call this good faith?" "You are waging war on your own country, Jonas." "Well, of course, I wouldn't see it that way." "What do you want?" "Well, we can have that conversation a little later on at the White House." "You think we're going to just sit down and discuss this?" "Yes I do, in the Oval Office, in confidence, within the hour." "But in the meantime, I think it is to both of our advantage that the American people do not know the exact circumstance of this standoff." "So you will keep this conversation to yourself, and turn the planes around." "And if you don't comply, Madam President," "I will have no choice but to launch those missiles." "Mr. Hodges..." "And remember, I can detect any action you take against our facility." "You have 30 seconds." "Mr. Hodges..." "Mr. Hodges!" "Abort the air strike, Admiral Smith." "Madam President..." "Just do as I say." "Ma'am, with all respect..." "Damn it, Admiral, abort the air strike immediately!" "This is Admiral Smith." "I have an abort order from the president." "Take fighters off target." "Repeat: take fighters off target." "Stand by for confirmation code." "We're standing down, Madam President."

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"She was left alive in the pyre," " her flesh totally untouched." " And what did they do to her?" "My sweet daughter asked what happened to Eulalia." "She was beheaded." "Her naked body was thrown into the Forum." "However, God sent a blanket of snow to protect her modesty." "And she ascended to heaven in the form of a dove." "My husband is just like that pagan Emperor." "He'd probably like to destroy me in the same way, by burning me alive, or cutting off my head." "Woman." " My woman..." " Don't touch me!" "Don't ever touch me, you ignorant savage!" "I will never be your woman." "I want a divorce." "Arrange it." "Fill the Duke's glass." "Let us be calm." " What are we to do, Count Odo?" " We have to stop him leaving." "If he leaves now, it will be catastrophic for our attempts to defend the city against his brother." "Try and tell him." "Your Grace?" "Now." "Paris." "Me and you." "Together." "Can you understand?" "I understand!" "You want to learn!" "You want to speak our language." "Trust me." "I will find you a teacher." "Soon we will talk." "Well?" "He will stay." "Thank God." " Drink." " More!" "You haven't told him, have you?" "He needs to know, Helga." "What is he talking about, Helga?" "What is it you haven't told me?" "Our daughter is dead." "She caught a fever." "There was nothing I could do." "Shit." "Bear." "Where are you?" "**" "Ready!" "The shields up!" "That's it!" "One!" "I shall introduce you to the making of pigments used to illuminate Holy Scripture." "These pigments, or colors, come from various sources of animals, plants, and natural minerals." "The illuminator must be a skilled chemist as well as an artist." "These ingredients, carefully mixed, form the basis of many of the colors we use in illumination." "Some are poisonous and some are very rare, but those found in the earth are common if you know what to look for." "Today, I would like to show you how to make the color known as vermillion." "Vermillion is formed from this mineral, known as cinnabar, the principal ore of mercury." "To form the dye, we mix various proportions of cinnabar" "and sulfur into a well-sealed jar." "Then place the jar over heat until a blue vapor is emitted." "Prudentius, you are a Frank." "Tell me what you know about the recent attack on Paris by the Northmen." " You have heard about it, I assume?" " Who has not heard about it?" "It is a cause celebre across the whole of Europe." " The city was besieged?" " Exactly." "She was besieged." "Assailed from every quarter." "God knows how those poor Christian people suffered." "But they triumphed?" "Of course." "God was on their side." "I have already heard many details of the siege and the consequences from the Abbot of the monastery of St. Denis." "It turns out that many of the pagans who entered the Cathedral of Notre Dame afterwards were struck down by disease." "Did the Abbot know the identity of the Northmen who attacked the city?" "Their leader was the famous Viking, Ragnar Lothbrok, wrath of God, who even pretended to be dead to get inside the walls." "But probably now is really dead for his impiety." "Was there any mention of an English monk called Athelstan, who might have been fighting with Ragnar's band?" "A Christian?" "If it is true, he should be caught and crucified." "Glair, for adhesion." "Pretending to be dead." "How like our Ragnar." "You cannot fault his ingenuity, as always." "He has no news of our Athelstan." "He told me many of the attackers fell sick and died after entering the Cathedral." "Our friend Athelstan lives on, both in Alfred and in you, Judith." "God's sacred vessel, chosen to deliver the holy man's child." "What am I really but just a sinful woman?" "We are all sinful, Judith." "Ever since we were thrown out of Paradise." "That is all our burden." "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "Thor came to a deep channel." "The sun dazzled upon the water." "On the far bank, a figure sprawled in the sun, his flat-bottomed boat beside him." ""Hey!" yelled Thor." ""You over there!" "Are you the ferryman and whose ferry is that?"" "The figure sat up." "He cupped his hands and shouted," ""Hildolf, the slaughtered wolf, entrusted it to me!" "And he has given me my orders!" "So, if you want to cross here, tell me your name!" Demanded the ferryman." ""Mmm, I'll tell you." "I am the son of Odin, the strongest god of all." "So ferryman, you are talking to Thor!"" "The god's words made waves across the water, they broke at the ferryman's feet." ""Now tell me your name," said Thor." "And the ferryman, he stood up and he shouted," ""My name is Harbard!" "I seldom hide it."" "Have you ever met Harbard?" "No, not I." "Perhaps your mother has." "We should eat." "In the spring, will you take us to Paris?" "Hvitserk and me?" "We must celebrate Yol first." "It's the heart of winter." "But will Bjorn be back for Yol?" "I do not know if, or when, your brother will return." "Come and eat." "The fish." " I do not care anymore." " Just get it done." "We can't sail with this." "Have we done a head count?" "We have." "I counted six." "Did your father not teach you?" "We won't get beyond the horizon with this sail." "There's no rush." "How many times..." "Give it to me now." "We have enough!" "**" "We have to light a fire." "We can't." "We're still in Mercia and they'll be looking for us." "Look at my child." "He has had nothing to eat, and he is freezing to death." " No, he can't eat that." " You have to eat it." "You have to live." " Ready, men?" " Yes, my Lord." "Good, ready the horses." "It's all right." "If I give myself freely to you, you must acknowledge me freely as an equal." "But I will only be your mistress again if you swear on the life of Athelstan that you will heed and respect me." "Otherwise..." "On the life of him who is dearer to me than even my own self," "I do so swear." "For the love I bear not only to your son, but also to you." "Now stay, or go, as you please." "Mercy." "Mercy." "Mercy." "Oh, how I've waited for you, my friend." "No, no, don't go!" " One!" " One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Again!" "Five!" "Four!" "Three!" "Good!" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you." "I believe..." "I believe Athelstan is dead." "How do you know?" "He appeared to me." "Here, in this room." "He blessed me and made the sign of the cross." "But he was silent, and his image faded almost as soon as I saw it." "And I knew then," "I knew in my heart that he was dead." "I loved him." "So did I." "They're coming!" "There they are!" "They're back!" "I see them!" "They're back!" "Praise the Lord!" "All safe?" "Queen Kwenthrith." "Thank God, you are free." "I do thank our Lord, King Ecbert." "But also your son, Aethelwulf." "He saved me and my child from certain death." "So, this is Magnus." "Yes, this is Magnus." "The son of Ragnar Lothbrok." "Yes, and heir to the throne of Mercia." "Come inside." "Eat, sleep, bathe." "Forget your terrors." "You are safe now." "Stand down!" "You've been crying." "Can't a woman cry when her husband returns from a dangerous place?" "They are tears of joy, Aethelwulf, tears of joy." "How is Magnus?" "He is sleeping." "He ate well for the first time in many days." "I did not think he would survive." "He is a Viking." "Yes." "Did you hear about the latest exploits of Ragnar?" "No." "He and a great army attacked Paris." "Ragnar pretended to be dead, and was carried into the city, only to jump out of his coffin and open the gates for his warriors." "That's so ridiculous it must be true." "And my teacher Prudentius told me that many of the Northmen fell sick and died after entering the cathedral." "That God punished them." "I cannot believe Ragnar died." "Ragnar Lothbrok is not dead." "He is no ordinary mortal." "I know it." "I can feel it in my soul." "I just know." "But Athelstan..." "The monk?" "Athelstan is dead." "Why is that so important to you?" "Athelstan is the father of my child..." "Alfred." "The father?" "But..." "When Aethelwulf found out, they cut off my ear as punishment." "Oh..." "Judith." "Aethelwulf." "Yes, come to me." "And you shall call my name nine times and nine times shall I come and visit you." "Nine times." " And shall be so gentle..." " What are you going to do?" "And you shall come with me..." "You've suffered enough, Helga." "So generous." "And you shall be so generous to let me go." "I shall go and you..."

"New York is still here." "We're here." "We're going to be here tomorrow." "This is the way of life people want." "Democracy, the rule of law, people treating each other decently... people caring about each other, and we're gonna prevail." "New York is gonna be here tomorrow and it's gonna be here forever." "And this is the way of life that people want throughout the world." "Daddy's home!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing here?" "She's been dying to do that for the past hour." "Where were you?" "What's she doing still up?" "I had some paper and the traffic is horrible." "What are you doing with the balloon?" "Heavy traffic." " Let us know next time." " I will, I will." "What are you doing?" "You're going to go upstairs and brush your teeth?" " Come on, go, go, go!" " Go." "Get up there." " You're going to tuck me in?" " Yeah of course." "I'm gonna check that toothbrush." "Dad!" "So what, they change her medication?" "The doctor says we'll keep trying different ones until the seizures stop." "That sounds like a genius plan." "That's where she got the balloon then?" "They're pretty nice in there." " Except that one idiot." " Who?" "Dr. Sing?" "He talks to her like there's something wrong with her." "What are you talking about?" "He talks to her like she's five." "I can't stand him." "He's an asshole." "He is..." "I'm sorry, I just..." "I don't understand how they can move you two hours away randomly." " It's ridiculous, you know it is." " It's temporary, isn't it, Ker?" " I don't care that it's temporary." " Come on!" "'Quality of Life' it's a bunch of shit and you know it." "Daddy, I brushed my teeth." "I'm going to bed." "Okay, I'm coming up right now." "What do you want me to do?" "I ain't got no seniority." " Daddy!" "I brushed my teeth!" " Gotta finish this now." "I run in bed!" "Okay, baby, I'm coming up." "Hold on." "I love you." "You stop it, okay?" " Hey you!" " Hay is for horses." "Yeah, it is." "How did Charlie run again, Daddy?" "How did Charlie run?" "You know how Charlie ran." "And Charlie was a good dog, right?" "Yeah, what are you talking about?" "He was the best." "And that's why you named me Charlie, right?" "Yeah." "Psh." "We can't say that too loud." "Mommy still thinks I named you after Grandma Charlotte." "Charlie?" "Charlie!" "You okay?" "Okay." "You tired?" "Okay." "You know all I ever dreamed about was people like you and mommy." "Good night, baby." "And that's where the castles were... right?" " Where you grew up?" " That's right, baby." "The giant castles." "And they was as big as the whole world?" "Okay, go to sleep." "Good night, baby." "Milk!" "I want my gun!" "I got the little motherfucker down here in the apartment 1-C." "A little Casper motherfucker." "A little glow-in-the-dark motherfucker that they call Milk." "Milk!" "Little glow-in-the-dark Casper motherfucker got my gun... and I'm gonna get my shit, Milk!" "Where's my goddamn gun, Milk?" "Give me my goddamn gun." "Fuck you, Milk!" "Give me my gun!" "Shit, you stole my gun." "Where Milk at?" "Where he at?" "Milk?" "You glow-in the-dark Casper motherfucker!" "I want my shit!" " Get the fuck out!" "Get out!" " Shut up!" "Get outta here, Hanky!" "Go to your own fucking house!" "Vinny?" "Vinny!" "Seeing it is, in person... is very different than seeing it on television or seeing pictures of it." "It gives you a sense of the devastation that was accomplished there." "Retiring Police Commissioner, Charles Stanford... and his predicted successor, Captain Marion Mathers... are coming under continued scrutiny... of the Quality of Life raid here at the Queensboro Projects... on Christmas Eve." "Locals are saying... this didn't have a whole lot to do with safer streets." "It had a lot more to do with real estate." "A deal to turn the coveted waterfront property into condos." "I fucking live here!" "Osama Bin Laden and other terrorists... are still in hiding." "Our message to them is clear." "No matter how long it takes..." "America will find you and we will bring you to justice." " I fucking live here!" "We live here!" " You live here?" "We know that." "All right, back up!" "Back up!" "Captain Mathers, I talked to one woman... who said that the 118 isn't welcome here." "You're causing trouble by being here tonight." "What we're doing... is we're making a dangerous neighborhood safer." "So that, the good citizens who live here... we want them to enjoy their holidays." " They don't agree with you." " Well, that's what we're doing." "I'm a cop." "Fuck." "Twenty in, twenty right out." "Johnny." "Twenty in twenty out, twenty in, twenty out... that's what I fucking tell myself every day." "Twenty in, twenty out, twenty in, twenty out... twenty in, twenty out, twenty in, twenty out." "Jesus, you're a fucking rookie at 30?" "Shit." "My 30th birthday..." "I was halfway to retirement." "So you just spent your fucking twentys, having fun, being free." "Bullshit." "Eating pussy." "You've ask me this every day, since I've transferred here." "Yep." "You know record shop, 7-11 's, they're not that exciting." "Fuck excitement." "You know, I feel bad for you, old man." "One day, you're fucking pulling over these hot Italian chicks... the next with this shit?" "Fuck." "Everybody hates America." "Meanwhile, what the fuck is anyone else doing for the rest of the world?" "Where's my money?" "You got my money?" "She's Olive Oyl." "Pick that stink bitch up." " See you two at the precinct." " You got it." "Olive?" "Hey, Olive." " Take that son of a bitch in!" " All right, all right." " Come on, get in the car." "Get in." " You're going to the car." "Get in." "Right after you, you bonny-assed motherfucker!" "Shut up." "Fuck you!" "You're gonna fucking regret that later." "What are you doing?" "Get outta here!" "I'm looking." "I'm looking." "What are you, retarded?" "What are you doing?" "Fuck!" "You call people retarded?" "Get outta here!" "Thanks for coming to work today, Mom." "I appreciate it." " Shut up!" " Stop it!" "All right, all right." "You know what?" "Keep them separated." "Look who's here." "Olive!" " Got your Sunday best on?" " Go fuck yourself." "Not over here." "Not over here!" "Are you going flying today, Martinez?" "Look at you." "It smells like he flew out of somebody's ass, Cap." "You going flying?" "Look at him." "Go to hell!" "Easy, Olive." "What about you?" "Do you mind the smell?" "I don't know." "I mean, I'd rather not." "You know what we'd rather not do is smell like shit... when we go home to our wives." "When the old man steps down, you can beat out of anybody you want." "I'll kill you!" "I'll kill you!" "Yeah, get him." "All right, all right." "Get off me!" "Fuck you!" "Sit down." "Sit down." " Way to go, Olive." " Fuck you!" "How'd you get the weekends off?" "Just told them I wasn't gonna transfer here without it." "Man, Mathers must have wanted you pretty bad." "All right." "I'll see you on Monday." "Yeah, man." "Listen, think of me from your 7/11's and shit." "And Mathers said to look at that shit!" "The city's in an elevated Code Yellow... and this fucker we should be looking... into some unsolved shit from 16 years ago." " Excuse me, sir?" " What, are you in the Army?" "No, no, I'm just..." "Fucker can't even sign his own name." "It's the third month in a row." "This reporter's making a career out of it." "It's the first I heard of it." "Now that you're here, you should be aware of it." "I didn't even want this." "I told him to stop coming to me." "This is where I live." "This is where I live!" "I got the little motherfucker down here in apartment number 1-C." "This is where live!" "Grandmother, she's an old lady." "He takes the checks and..." "I thought he was gonna kill me." "I thought he was gonna kill me." "My grandmother does nothing!" "She's an old lady." "She doesn't do anything!" "Shit!" "Pretend you're taking a shit or something." "You can't even knock?" "You just walk in people's houses and shit?" "Listen, teenager." "I got to take a shit." "I'll take a shit right here, right now." "Outta my way." "What the fuck!" "What kind of fucking butcher shop?" "He comes every day." "He takes the checks from the mailbox... right from the mailbox." "And she doesn't do anything." "I just didn't want him to come here anymore." "I saw when Louie died." "Cops were all laughing." "I thought he was gonna kill me." "We'll throw him in the garbage." " He got a bullet in him, Vin." " Shut the fuck, I don't care." "We're gonna throw his ass in the garbage." "No one gives a shit." "Yeah, the cops don't care." "No one does." "Yeah, trust me, No one gives a shit." "Hey, baby." "Did Charlie run, Daddy?" "He ran like this." "And he loved to hang in the giant castle?" "That's right, in the giant castles." "Okay, night." "You liked the circus, baby?" "Of course she liked the circus." "I loved the circus." "Loved the circus!" "I'm gonna stop by the precinct." "I left my cell phone there." "And then we're gonna watch Sponge Bob, right?" "No secrets!" "You were whispering!" "Daddy was just saying this is where he grew up." "Did you know that?" "In one of these buildings." "The giant castles." "Come on." "Nice hip pack." "Family outing at the 118, man." "You ran out of shit to do on the island?" "We came in from the city." "We went to the circus." " This is Kerry." " Hi, yeah, Kerry and Charlotte." " Hi, did you see some lions?" " Charlie loves the lions, right?" " Everybody loves lions, man." " Come here." "You're bringing two pretty ladies up in this shithole?" "What's up?" "You can sit right here, okay?" "I'm gonna be right back." "I'm gonna get my cell phone out of my locker." "All right, man." "I'll be up here." "I'm taking care of them." " I'll be right back." " All right." "Char?" " What are you doing?" " We were playing with the breathalyzer." "Stop it." "This stuff's filthy." "You don't touch this stuff around here." " We were just fucking around here." " Really?" "You don't know that well." " You understand?" " Really?" "Kerry, come on." "Really?" "Come on, baby." "There she goes." "Have a safe trip back to the island." "It's a desire and a chance to react under certain circumstances." "The economy reacted, the stock market too." "New York is on track to a rebound." "It's just a year after many have said... that a city like New York couldn't bounce back" "And see what happened to the market." "This boy, Milk, done took my gun." "You get a murder on Whitestone." "The kids are crying." "You know?" "Parents givin' 'em days off of school." "The children here are different." "You see them from your window?" "Don't worry." "They'll do their shit and then they'll leave." "We just can't say nothing." "I gotta go." "You better not say nothing, Vicky!" " Everybody's freaking out now." " I know." "But I gotta get home." "Please, just chill." "My mother's boyfriend is here... and I don't wanna deal with that." "He got a bullet in him, Vin." "I know that." "You don't think I know that?" " What do you want me to do?" " Just I gotta go home." "I'm serious." "What do you want me to do?" "I don't know!" "I'm going home." "Jonathan, your grandma took the dog out." "So I was here just looking at an old picture." "And I thought maybe you and I could talk for a minute." "How about we go outside?" "Nice day today." "Just you and me... sit somewhere, just talk a little bit." "Is that all right?" "It'll be fine." "It'll be fine." "You seem a little shook up, Jonathan." "A reason for that?" "It ain't easy growing up around here." "I could imagine, especially without a father." "He was a good man." "Your father." "You know why I brought you out here though, don't you?" "With all of them looking at us wondering... what's Detective Charlie, white Officer Charlie... doing talking with little white Jonathan?" "What are they talking about?" "And a few of them are particularly concerned about some dead junkie... last seen going through your door... and then winding up about twenty feet from that same door." "You don't know why?" "You're a deer in the jungle here, my boy." "And that fellow, Hanky... he wasn't worth two damn cents, Milk." "Yeah, that's what they call you, right?" "Milk?" "I'm just talking." "It's over." "You can go." "But you hear anything, you come talk to Officer Charlie." "Okay." "Good seeing you Jonathan!" "Charlie?" "Someone can tell me sitting in my hallway is a fucking crime?" "Fuck you outta here!" "Fuck that shit!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck that shit, motherfucker!" "White, Prudenti!" "Come here." "Let's take a walk." "Outside." "Olive Oyl, you look beautiful, sweetheart." "Fucking asylum in there." "Jesus..." "Look." "I need you go over to the Gazette's offices, over there by Ditmars." "I want you to talk to the writer." "Tell her she's not hunting the fucking Son of Sam here, right?" "Tell her we're fighting a war on terror in this fucking city already." " No problem." " Here, you take this." "Handle it." "Last thing we need... is them demanding we reopen some case 16 years ago." "None of us want that, I imagine." "No." "All right." "Let's go." " Just be safe." " Okay." "Tell her to cut the shit." "I watched him die in the heat of the sun." "Sucking up bullets of a policeman's gun." ""Police at the 118 know." Listen to this fuck." "But Mathers said it's bullshit though, right?" "Yeah, it's all bullshit." "If he was a man, he would have signed his fucking name though." "God..." " Ms. Bridges?" " Lauren Bridges." "Like London bridges, right?" "Just like that." "I know who you are." "Officer Prudenti." "Yeah, that's right." " You're new?" " Yes, madam." "Jonathan White." "Pleased to meet you." " Look at this." " You like that?" "Yeah, I do." "Look at these fucking assholes." "So Marion sent you." "I understand why you're here." "Captain Marion?" "All I can say, as far as me not printing them... you came to the wrong person." " We'd like to see the letters." " Of course." "Tampered evidence is wasted evidence." "You realize it's not actually evidence until somebody gives a fuck about this." " Are there any more?" " Only three." "Here on, the minute they come in, I print them." "Like doughnuts, right?" "I'd appreciate you stop touching my shit." "Thank you." "I'm sorry." "So I called Marion after I received them... and he couldn't give a damn." "Seems no one's interested in the possibility... of police doing anything corrupt, since this whole 9/11 debacle." "You must feel like a real reporter then." "We have a circulation of over 100,000." "You can tell me the last time that many people... knew a cop for a good reason?" "Look, if you get another letter, why don't you give us a call?" "Officer, you do know the hero tide will turn?" " My cell is on the back." " Of course, you know no one... stays loved in New York for long." "What do you think?" "What do I think?" "I think she's a dyke." "Hello?" "Milk?" "Please, don't hang up." "You know, I would never do any of that stuff." "Vin, I didn't see anything anyways." "Do nothing." "I swear." "I swear I wasn't gonna do nothing." "He just said, if I didn't... he'd tell my mother to put me back in the hospital." "And if they put me back in that hospital..." "I can't do anything, if anything happens to you." "I can do nothing." "What are you talking about, Vin?" "You don't think I'm a faggot, Milk, I'm not a faggot right?" "No." "You're the only fucking person in this whole world I can trust." "I hate it." "I hate it here so fucking much." "I fucking hate it here." "Me too." "Listen, Milk." "In my mother's boyfriend's apartment... he has a thousand dollars." "I saw it, Milk." "A thousand dollars." "That's a lot of money." "I got the key." "I got the key to his apartment." "I can go in." "I can find it, Milk." "I know where it is." "I saw it." "I can take it." "And, man, we can get outta here, Milk." "We can get outta here." "Okay." "What's up, Milk?" "You kids are cold-blooded." "Killing junkies, partying and shit afterwards." "Vinny up there... sucking his mama boyfriend dick." "Fuck is that about?" "Hanky OD'd in my apartment." "OD'd?" "Fucker jumped in the bathtub for one last bath." "Gun went off." "I could see that." "Anyway, Hanky was a no-good junkie." "Junkie with a $300 tab and a gun like this." "When I'm putting the pieces together... pieces of a fucking murder." "Somebody, definitely, killed Hanky... except me." "I'm not going to the cops." "They could give two shits about me." "I just want the $300 he owed me." "Listen, little man." "I want $300 or I'm gonna go to the cops with this." "This shit still smell like firecracker." "Get your ass inside." "What's going on?" "Johnny?" "Sorry I'm late, Ker." "What's going on for real?" "What do you mean?" "Is there someone else?" "Are you kidding me?" "I met you when you were working in a record shop." "You take this ridiculous police test... because you're going to be right down the street." "Now you're two hours away... and you're in no rush to get home." "It's temporary, Kerr." "Then why are you getting home so late?" "I just can't believe I ended up at my father's old precinct." "I just can't believe I ended up there." "I'm sorry." "I keep going by my old address and I just look at it." "Who's there?" "No one." "No one anymore." "White?" "White..." "I don't need to tell you like I've been telling Prudenti... which I'm sure you both already know this." "But for the sake of clarity... someone went in and tore the Gazette's offices to shreds last night... about 11 p.m." "I know Bridges for 15 years." "15 years I've known her." "She's relentless." " Listen, Captain..." " No, you listen." "I don't give a shit who did this." "You know why?" "Because I don't." "But what I do need is you both to go over there... and tell her that whoever did this... is gonna be a top priority on our list, whatever, anything." "Okay?" "And go on." "Ms. Bridges." "I'm..." "You came to have a good look at the work you'd done?" "I can assure you that we didn't have anything to do with this." "You know every mafia wannabe who grew up here became a cop?" "Big facades with your hero 9/11 charity events." "Fuck this!" "If I understood a fucking word you just said..." "I'm sure I'd have a comeback." "I can have a car come around maybe a few extra times at night..." "Are you sure that wasn't... your captain's request last night?" "Fuck her, let's go." "Goddamn frat boy." "Just contact me directly, if you have any more problems." "I have one." "It'll be the cover of our next issue." "Yeah, really." "You know what a Mucky Pup is, Officer?" "It's the son of a copper." "You?" "You look like the son of no one." "But you were the son of Stanford's old partner." "You have my card." "Did she say anything else in there?" "Just that she won't stop printing these letters... and her place got tore up." "Diesel bitch." "Probably did it herself looking for a story." "And still no one gives a fuck out those letters." "Except for us." "Except you." " You came here with that dog?" " I want him to come with us." " They won't let him come." " Who won't?" "We don't even know where we're going." "Just, just tie him up." "Just tie him up." "I just gotta get in this guy's then we can go." "It's under the couch." "Let's just get it and go." " You have the key?" " It's, it's right here." "We're just gonna get it and then go." "In and out." "Just close the door." "Charlie, stay quiet." "Just gotta get it and go." "Keep quiet." "Stay quiet." "Shut that dog up!" "Fuck ya'll doing in here?" " Nothing." " What you two doing in here?" "What's going on in there?" "Charlie, stop!" "Charlie, stop!" "Get this motherfucker." "Shut this dog." "You hearing me, man?" " Charlie, stop!" "Charlie, stop!" " Piece of shit!" "Stop that!" "Charlie..." "Charlie?" "Vinny!" "Shit." "Hello?" "Sounds like your baby's crying." "Who is this?" "What's the problem?" "She doesn't like her new medication?" "Who is this?" "When your husband gets home tonight... ask him about two murders in 1986." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Here, it's okay." "I'm not..." "Keep your feet up." "Precinct 118." "Officer White, please." "Sure." "Hold on." "White!" "You got a call on line one." "This came for you, too." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Jonathan, I just got a weird call." "What?" "It was really fucked up." "Kerry, I can't hear you." "Is Charlie all right?" "Where are you?" "I need you to come home." "No, I can't hear you." "I got a really weird call and I need you." "I'm gonna call you back from my cell outside." "Jonathan!" "What the fuck are you calling?" "Are you kidding me?" "I'm telling you need to shut the fuck up... you fucking Puerto Rican piece of shit." "It's fine." " I'm Dominican, motherfucker." " I'm sorry, he's Dominican!" "You don't want this, man." "Get the fuck down." " I don't want this." "I don't want this!" " Put it down." " Put it down, right fucking now." " This motherfucker though." "Relax." "I swear to God, I'm gonna put one in your head!" "He's calling it like bullshit." " Just put that gun down." "Put it down." " I don't wanna do this!" "I'm gonna put a fucking bullet right in your head." " Relax!" " I don't want this!" " I'm just trying to live." " Come on." "I don't want this." "I don't want this." "I don't want this." "Take him in the fucking bathroom!" "What the fuck is going on?" "Motherfucker took my fucking gun!" "So what are you're bringing him to the bathroom?" "We are in the fucking '80s?" "Cameras all over the place here." "What's the matter with you?" "Get this piece of shit up." "Bring him over to the desk, rear cuff him." "People wonder why we pump 40 bullets in these fuckers." "Forty one!" "I got half the city watching my every fucking move... and this asshole can't control himself in his own precinct." "Look at him." "Look at him." "He thinks it's funny." " I think it's funny." " Look at him." "Yeah, he's laughing." "It's like you're retarded." "Un-fucking-believable." "Let me ask you something, Jonathan." "When you were out there... did you feel like shooting that piece of shit Puerto Rican?" "Putting two in his head?" " Probably not the best idea." " Why?" "Why is that?" "We'd have your back." "It's important that you know that." "It's important that you understand... that that's not going above and beyond the call of duty." "It's doing your job." "It's our job." "It's what we do." " Okay." "Answer that." " Sorry." "You take the night off." "You saved a cop's life today." "Even if he is an asshole." "Kerry?" "Why aren't you answering your phone?" "I got a call." "He told me to ask you about two murders in 1986." "What the fuck is going on, Johnny?" "They don't know anything, Jim." "They don't know nothing about this." "This is life." "Everything you, you want or care about in this world... it ends up nowhere, right?" "My mom says she's gonna put me back in the hospital." "It's like they're always trying to get rid of me or something." "But when I get out, I'm gonna get a job." "I'm gonna get enough money to get an apartment... and we're gonna be okay." "You're gonna be okay, Milk." "As long as we don't say nothing." "And I never will." "I never will." "Vinny." "Hello?" "Ms. Carter?" "I was friends with Vincent a long time ago." "I lived downstairs." "Milk." "I was here to see Vinny." "Jonathan!" "It's so nice to see you." "Look at you." "You look like you're doing well with yourself." "Vicky?" " You here for Vinny?" " Yes, is he here?" "Vincent's not the same boy you knew." "He is still my boy, but he's not the one you knew." "I'm just gonna check up on the roof real quick." "Jonathan, please don't go up there." "The past bothers Vincent a lot." "Jonathan, please!" "Hey, Vinny." "Hey man." "It's me..." "It's Jonathan." "Milk." "My man, Milk." "Milk, my little man." "What's up, Milk?" "Been a long time." "Yes, Milk." "Someone's calling my house, Vinny." "Someone's calling my house." "Yeah, he's talking to my wife." "He's calling my..." "I always knew you was gonna be good." "I always knew it." "I always knew it." " I know, man, but you got..." " I think I should go." "If you're writing letters, you gotta listen." "You're not hearing me." "If you're writing these letters you'll destroy our lives." "You hear me?" "Enough." "Enough." "Hello?" "Yeah, I'm on my way." "No, I'm coming home now." "All right." "What part of our conversation... made you take another two hours to get home?" " Did he call back?" " I am asking you a question." "Did he call back?" "Kerry, I love you." " I'm asking you a fucking question!" " Shut the fuck up, man!" "You just can't fucking talk to me right now!" "I love you Kerry, so just stop." "Stop, all right?" "Don't tell me you love me." "Don't tell me that." "Why don't you look at me?" "Why don't you fucking look at me?" "Look at me!" "Look at me!" "Look at me!" "Stop staring at the sink!" "You look at me!" "You look at me!" "My God!" "What happened?" "What happened?" "I never..." "I never told anyone else." "I didn't." "I never told." "I'm sorry." "I'll never tell anyone." "Okay, here he is." "Look who's here." "Detective Stanford." "He's gonna ask you some questions." " Hey, Jonathan." " All right?" "Okay, Mrs. White." "I'm going to the store." "I'll see you later." "Okay, thanks." "Sit down." "Why don't you just sit down?" "Your grandmother told me about your dog." "I just heard about it." "I'm so sorry." "It's just awful." "Nothing quite as painful in this world as that." "Dog's name was Charlie, right?" "You know, Jonathan, I don't apologize about things... but I have to say I shouldn't have paraded you around here, like I did." "That was, it wasn't right." "You see... when your father died..." "I had an obligation." "You understand?" "It wasn't like we worked in a department store together... or a bakery shop or something." "We were partners." "And when you're partners, you're family... like you are with your grandmother." "I got two dead bodies on my hands, Jonathan." "Now, that's a lot." "I got barking dogs, people looking through peepholes... drug talk about Hanky." "And it's all leading me... to this." "To this." "To this." "To this." "You know the severity of which I'm talking about here." "I want you to answer me." "These buildings are full of secrets, Milk." "They're full of things people shouldn't be doing." "Mrs. Carter, up on the sixth floor... she's telling me Little Vinny's hearing voices again." "What I'm gonna do with that?" "I gotta worry about my own." "I can't save the world." "This ain't a fucking Superman outfit I'm wearing." "I've got two worthless pieces of over 21-year-old garbage that are dead." "No one cares." "Not a single fucking person." "So what do I do?" "Case is closed." "I closed it." "So you can go live your long life." "Next time we meet though... you'll be a man like I am." "And a man has to learn to live with shit." "Okay." "I noticed you got a rental." "Come here, we need to talk." "Come on in." "Come on." "It's funny." "Whoever's writing these bullshit letters... seems to be interested in everyone, except the actual fucking killers." "It's time this shit stopped... don't you think?" "This next article comes out... naming names... all of us are fucked." "But you... your life's destroyed." "Yours and your family's." "Obliterated." "You understand what I'm saying?" "This would be the place for that." "That thing that you're thinking there, with your gun... you ain't wrong in it." "You're just projecting it on the wrong people." "Sit down, Jonathan." "Let me tell you something, Jonathan." "All that guilt and hate... and all that other shit you've got bottled up inside your fucked up head." "You've gotta realize what you gotta do to save your own shit." "I'm worried about a promotion, simple things." "You, this comes out..." "I'll see to it that your secret life is the headline... in the New York fucking-Times." "And that, Milk, that's what we're talking about now." "Ms. Bridges!" "Ms Bridges!" "Ms. Bridges!" "So, brethren have been calling." "I know why you're here." "No." "I'm here on my own." "This has nothing to do with the cops." "This has everything to do with the cops." " We're just getting a lot of pressure." " We're?" "Yes, we're..." "You love that term here in America." "Makes you feel like you're part of something, family." "Everything about them will be over come Saturday." "The kind of thing a newspaper should be breaking." "Not a single witness questioned." "Not a single suspect brought in." "How very 1986." "This isn't out yet, is it?" "Saturday is gonna be a huge day." "Marion had me all confused, and I kept thinking... he could give two damns about these letters." "And he's got plainclothes following me over some articles?" " Look, all I'm asking is..." " All you're asking... is exactly what your captain sent you here to ask... and I'm not even sure you know what that is." "Okay." "If this were a movie..." "I'd say you looked like you saw a ghost, Mr. White." "Look, you can't print this." " Why wouldn't I?" " Please, sit down." "Why wouldn't I..." "Please just." "Can you give me a week?" "Give me a week." "Two murdered nobodies from the projects you grew up in... are about to finally get the justice they deserve after all these years." " You're not, you're not hearing me." " Nothing's gonna change that." "You're not hearing me." "Can you please..." "Ms. Bridges, just hold one second." "Just hold..." "One second." "Just hold on, please!" "Bridges, please..." " You can give me one week?" " Your father is dead, Mr. White." "I'm not sorry, because I didn't know him... but his partner's an old man now, a dirty old man... full of dirty old man secrets..." "I get to fuck his legacy... and Mathers' future in one shot." "Gives me great delight." "Hey, Vinny." "You got something you wanna say to me?" "You wanna talk to me?" "You wanna talk to me about these letters you been writing?" "I remember when you caught me up here... on the roof with my mother's boyfriend." "You never told nobody." "Why you never told nobody?" "'Cause you was my friend?" "Are you still my friend?" "When the pressures and things started to happen... you was the only one that came to see me in the hospital." "They made me drink all that stuff." "Couldn't say my words right." "Couldn't talk." "But you did talk." " I tried to say it." " But you did talk." "You did talk." "You said that you weren't gonna say nothing to nobody." "But you fucked both of our lives up in this shit, man." "You said you weren't gonna tell nobody." "I think I'm gonna go." "I knew you would do good." "I think I'm gonna go." "You're gonna be fine." "Hello?" "Do I need to talk to your wife to get this done?" " What?" " Is that I'm gonna have to do?" "Kerry, you know where my gun is?" "What?" " You know where my gun is." " I'm calling the cops, Johnny." "You're on with a fucking cop!" "I'm on my way." "I don't know." "You don't know." "No." "You don't know why people are calling about a murder... or why your car was totaled or what's going on?" "Because eventually you're gonna have to know something, Jonathan." "You are." "You are." "I am talking to you!" "Please, just don't touch me right now." "I just wanted to give us a normal life." "I just wanted to give us a normal life." " He said it's all." " What does that mean?" "It means I don't know what to do about this." "I have no idea what to do about this." "It comes out next week." "I killed those people, Ker." "I killed the people those letters are talking about." "I killed both of those people." "Charlie?" "Shit." "Charlie!" "Char..." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Okay, darling." " I'll the ambulance." " She's fine." "Let her sleep it off." "It's okay, it's okay." "It's okay, sweetie." "It's okay." "Mama's here." "Mama's here." "Mama's here." "Mama's here." "So as it's coming in last night at approximately 7:45 local... writer and columnist for The Queens Gazette, Lauren Bridges... was gunned down execution style... at the foot of her office on 31st Street in Astoria, Queens." "Witnesses say... one man in a black ski mask was last seen running right here..." "Oh, my God." "That's the woman from the paper." "She was killed, Jonathan." " Hello?" " Prudenti's outside." "You'll take a drive." "You fuck with my family, I swear I'll kill you." "I don't care who you are." "You're watching the news right now." "You know how serious I am." "Now get in his fucking car and go." "I'm taking my own car." "You got it." "It's fucked up about that dyke." "Fuck her though." "Let's swing it right there." " Where?" " Pull up." "All right." "Here." "Go ahead." "Come on in." " Fuck you want from me?" " Okay." "Come on." "Have a seat over here." "Tommy, close the door." "Come on." "Sit down." "All right, how about I sit first." "Have a seat." "Love fades." "Did you ever hear that expression?" "Less than a year ago... we lost almost 400 fellow, officers and firemen... and people are already getting tired of saying thank you." "It's a tough city." "These are photographs of you and Lauren Bridges at Mike's Diner... seven p." "M... the night that she was murdered." "Last night." "Those pictures could cause you a lot of problems, I imagine." " You killed her." " Jonathan..." " Sit down." " Easy." "Go easy." "Thomas put it away." " Put it away now." " That's okay." "Just go sit over there." " What's going on?" " Everything's okay." "Just do what he says." "Just relax." "Jonathan, you don't recognize me?" " Yeah, I recognize you." " That's good." "I'm glad to hear that." "Sit down." "Sit." "We're gonna talk." "You have to excuse my godson Marion." "He has a tendency to draw things out." "Last I saw you, you were a boy." "I was a man." "Look at me now." "Jonathan, shouldn't be concerned about this." "This is family matters, it's between all of us." "You're here because, in 1986." "You and your friend Vincent Carter... killed the two men referred to in this bitch's articles." "They were no good." "This is a family, Jonathan... that you passed your civil service test to rejoin." "Listen, I knew your godfather." "No, I know you did." "He was your dad's partner." "And, as you can see now, he's an old man." "Stop talking about me like I was not here." "Stop talking about me like I'm not in the fucking room!" "After all these years, none of us were gonna allow... the good names of our family to go down... because he did what was right for two ungrateful punk murderers... especially on the verge of his retirement." " You mean on your inauguration?" " I did what I had to do." "I did it for you and I did it for your father." "That's who I did it for." "I had to do it." "Bridges first told me about the letters, I could give a shit." " But then they just kept on coming." " They just kept coming." "We knew it either had to be you or that other piece of garbage." " But it didn't make any sense to us." " That's right." "You'd gotten away with it." "So we figured you were just suffering from a guilty conscience." " We thought you were a fucking moron." " So we brought you back." "Turns out you didn't have any conscience at all." "All the while it was your brain-damaged friend with the desire to talk... to confess, to write the letters... to be a fucking retard." "But you were a good kid, Jonathan." "So, let us take care of this here." "Let us do it." " I've got a family." " Of course you got a family." "This is what you've gotta do." " Listen to him." " He's listening." "Just listen to him, Jonathan." "You're gonna get back in your car now... and you're gonna drive home to your daughter, Charlotte." "And, on that long drive home, you're gonna think about her pretty face... your beautiful wife, and your nice life out there on the island." "And after you get there, you're gonna think how lucky you are... to have half the 118 working overtime... to ensure that nobody finds out... that you're a cold-blooded killer." " I'm not no murderer." " You're a murderer, Jonathan." "Jonathan, you get back here, it'll be like it never happened." "You'll get a transfer back to the land... where DUls are your biggest concern." "Here in Queens, they'll be a tiny blurb in a little paper... about a crazed fan... who wrote letters to a lonely woman." "Killed her and then he takes his own life." "And life will go on." "The life you never dreamed you'd have." "Got it?" " It's gonna be okay then." " Good." "It'll be okay, Jonathan." "Go." "You're okay, Jonathan." "Here in Queens, there'll be a tiny blurb in a little paper... about a crazed fan... who wrote letters to a lonely woman." "He killed her... and then, he takes his own life." "You're the, only fucking person in this whole world I can trust, Milk." "I hate it here." "I hate it here so fucking much." "Vinny?" "I never told." "Never." "Whatever you and your little friend did, Milk... whatever it was..." "I could give two shits." "You're gonna have to learn to deal with it... live with it... however you do." "Remember... this is the last time we meet... as man and child." "Vinny?" "Shit!" "And a man... has to learn... to live... with shit." "Vinny!" "No, no!" "Jonathan!" "Stupid motherfucker!" "Jonathan." " We told you to go home!" " Get a hold of yourself!" "You, come here." "Come here!" "Retard!" "Stop!" "Get a hold of yourself!" "Get the fuck off me!" "Back the fuck off." "You gonna shoot me now?" "Back the fuck off." " He didn't kill nobody!" " You stay the fuck down!" "Stay down!" "He ruined your life!" "Now, you're gonna take this gun and you're gonna shoot him in his head." "Stay fucking down!" "Take his fucking gun and shoot him!" "Shut the fuck up!" "He ruined your life." "Do you hear me?" "He ruined your fucking life." " He didn't kill anybody!" " You both did!" "Forget it!" "Shoot him!" "My God." "No!" "Vin!" "Another step, I end it." "I end it." "You go now." "You keep going." "You go, you keep going." "Keep going." "Let him go." "Let him go!" "You can hate me all you want, Jonathan!" "All you want!" "But you're a free man now!" "You're a free man!" "Milk." " Never told nobody." " I know, I know." "Never told nobody." "I'm sorry." " It's okay." "It's okay, Vinny." " Milk..." "Jonathan White." "I never meant for this to hurt you." "Or Vinny." "Or anyone." "It was always them." "In the end, we matter." "And now, one of them is dead and the other..." "No one cares about a foolish old man." "Funny how things work out." "This will be my last letter." "Go live your life." "You're free to do that." "Free to forget." "Vicky."

"AUGUST 32ND ON EARTH" "August 32nd" "Lucky you to get away in one piece." "5:30." "What day is it?" "It's 5:35, August 32nd, it's Friday." "Look..." "Fuck, I have a plane to catch." "Look, forget your plane, your car's dead and with a concussion you must go to the hospital." "It's nearby anyway," "I know where to go." "Don't worry, it's going to be alright." "Hold on a second." "I have tissues." "Here..." "OK, it's fine, just relax." "Look, I must speak to you because you must remain conscious, you have to stay awake because you may have a concussion, it's important you stay awake awake awake, OK, then have some more, have some more." "It's the opposite..." "The opposite?" "I'm the one who must speak, not you." "Well, then speak to me." "Monica?" "This is Simone, sorry to wake you up." "No, I haven't left, I had an accident." "A big one..." "No, I'm alright, I think so." "Well, in a clinic somewhere, I don't know." "Yes, I know." "Today, now?" "Yes I know, don't panic, I'll take a plane tomorrow night." "Yes, I know." "They'll wait for me, that's it, okay?" "I'll be at the office tomorrow morning, bye." "Getting better?" "Yes, they'll sort things out so I can leave tomorrow evening." "Good." "I called the police for you, they'll take care of everything." "Thank you." "Maybe you'll feel tired for a few days" "it's the nervous shock after such an accident." "That's normal." "Some rest, that's all." "Perhaps you'll have some minor memory problems." "Short term." "Memory?" "I'll give you an example." "My name is... ?" "I was born in Bombay in 1951." "What is my name?" "Good morning Madam, this is Simone Prévost, is my mother there?" "Yes." "Oh." "Tell her I'll call later." "Right, I'll call her later." "Alright thank you." "August 33rd" "Oh, fuck." "Philippe..." "Oh, Juliette, that's you?" "Is Philippe there?" "No." "OK I see." "No no, I'm in Italy, look, listen..." "You jealous!" "Italia mi amore." "It's amazing as usual." "I just wanted to ask Philippe if eh, listen, I'll call back later." "Does he have his pager?" "Ah, OK." "OK fine, ciao." "Philippe?" "This is Simone, listen, don't tell it to anyone, but I haven't left for Italy" "I must see you." "Let's meet at my place in an hour, you have to be there, it's serious." "That's it." "Is it alright to have coffee with the vaccine?" "Yes." "How is Juliette?" "Listen to this:" "200 dead in Algeria, all charred," "Shit." "You're in form in the morning." "Stéphane, I've made a big decision," "I think I'll quit medicine." "Pardon?" "That's me that's me that's me." "Who is it?" " Isn't Simone in Italy?" " Yes, THE woman is in Italy." "Excuse me, I must go, emergency." "Yes, okay." "Goodbye." "Mr. Quedima, yes?" "Thursday, eh?" "Yes, no problem." "Hair removal?" "Okay, thank you, see you on Thursday Mr. Quedima, goodbye." "Hello, I'd like to talk to Monica Perez, she's here, I think she is in the sunbed." "As everyone here madam, and if so she can't be disturbed." "I'll ask Nicole, wait a moment." "Thank you." " Monica, it's Simone." " Oh, God, Simone." "Oh, fool, you scared me." "Excuse me." "I'm here to tell you that I resign." "Let's see, wait 2 minutes." "I resign, this time it's true." "Simone?" "Simone?" "When are you leaving?" "I'm not." "It's being canceled?" "No, but eh, this morning I decided it was over." "Over, OK it's over until Tuesday, let's say Friday." "Over for all life long until Friday, isn't it?" "No no no no." "No bluffing that time, Philippe" "I stop it all, I hate it all." "No more photos, videos, movies, that's it." "I know someone that'll get really depressed." "You're nasty in the morning, Philippe Despins." "You're silly, Simone Prévost." "Then what will you do?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" "It's not easy to do nothing, have you ever tried it?" "What are you doing this morning?" " You?" " Nothing." "Do you want to do nothing with me?" "What nothing are you going to do exactly?" "Oh, look at the cat." "It's cool to be a cat." "I mean, you go in the sun all day, beautiful girls run after you." "It must be some kind of hormone they have, surely something to do with it." "I have a favour to ask you, Philippe." "Sure." "Do you remember we promised each other something." "We promised a lot of things." "That, when we are 30, if none of us had found anyone to have a child, then we would have one together, do you remember that?" "It reminds me of something..." "Could you make me a child, Philippe, please?" "Philippe?" "Look, the deal is when we are 30, that's 4 more years for you, and" "I have found someone, I mean, Juliette..." "Yes, I understand." "Listen Simone why do you suddenly mention that?" "Because." "Simone Simone Simone." "Listen Philippe, I'm asking you that because I like you, because you're my best friend." "But, a promise is not binding." "If you don't want it, I can't force you." "Okay, you've found someone else." "I can't make love with you." "I'm not talking about making love" "I'm talking about making a child, it's not the same." "Look, we can make love in the dark, eyes closed, you imagine I'm Juliette and everyone's happy." " You said again to make love." " No, I mean technically, oaf." "Anyway you fucked with half of your friends." "Big deal." "Exactly, it's complicated." "Listen Simone, I can't explain love to myself, so explaining it to someone else..." "I can't have a child now." "No, Philippe," "I didn't say that you'll have a child," "I said that I'll have a child." "I want to bring him up alone, I'll live with Claudine in the West, it's beautiful, you can come and see the baby, when you want, if you want, if it tempts you." "Easy." "Philippe, it's super sensible, you know me, I can't stay with a bloke more than 3 months." "Why should I mess around with some jerk for the rest of my life?" "At least with you I'm sure of my choice." "Big deal." "I'm not crying for the moon." "What about your job?" "Your perfume vendors won't love the idea of your belly turning into a whale's." "You'll swell all over, you're gonna be fat." "Listen Simone," "I can't make love with you, you're not a girl for me." "You're like a man, I mean you're like my pal, you're not a girl." "I'll show you quickly enough that I'm a girl, you'll see." "It's really hard to be your best friend, Simone Prévost." " I knew you'd say yes." " Did I?" "Yeah you said yes." "And when do you want to do that?" "Now now." "Now now?" "Nonsense." "Philippe, if I don't make a child, I can die anytime." "We are not eternal forever." "Do you want a tea?" "A tea?" "Well, yes." "Nope." "Oh yes." "OK." "Robert Charlebois" " Tout écartillé" "Philippe, do you want to brush your teeth or have a shower?" "Brush teeth?" "Yes." "After me." "Yes." "I kept it in the freezer for hard blows." "This is a hard blow." "Here." "Phone." "I'm not here." "I'm in Italy." "No one knows I'm here." "Well." "In one go!" "To our offspring!" "Well OK timeout stop, I haven't said yes." "I'll say yes but..." " only on one condition." " Shoot." "OK." "The condition is the following, if we are going to do it, let's do it smartly, I'll make love to you but in a desert." "That's it, in a desert." " In a desert?" " In a desert." "Philippe, that's why I like you." "Desert." "Oh boy, it's far away far away..." "That's how it is." "That's how it is, yeah." "Well, let's forget about Africa." "California, Nevada, Utah." "The desert thing, it's a joke." "Salt Lake City is the closest." "Salt Lake City must be beautiful." "Salt Lake City tomorrow 6am." "You can access that?" "You, pilot's daughters, you're really spoiled by life." "Us, pilot's daughters, we don't have a father." "By the way, to make a baby, I thought, you need a father," "I mean, you need an ovum, right?" "Usually, yes." "But how do you know you would be ready to..." "I was just saying on a guess, I mean it would be, you take the pill?" "No, I haven't for at least 4 years." "And I'm like a Swiss clock, my ovulation should be roughly in 48 hours, definitely." "And you, spermatozoonly speaking, are you alright?" "It's alright, yes, it's alright, yes." "OK." "There are some seats available tonight, return tickets - 24 hours." "24 hours are enough?" "Are you free for the next 24 hours?" "No, but it won't do, no it's not serious, Simone." "I didn't know you had a tattoo." "If you had ever fucked with me you'd have seen it." "Philippe, do you have your passport?" "Yes, at home." "Is it all right?" "Yes, I think." "Okay, perfect." "Go" "What am I doing?" "What should I be doing?" "Did you put it here?" "It's not in this room." "Here." "Phil?" "Juliette?" "Where are you?" "In your tub." "What are you doing here, oh unpredictable and unexpected woman?" " I have no water at home." " Really?" " Why are you here, something wrong?" " Your appointment with Stéphane?" "Stéphane?" "I've got another 24 hours." "Pardon?" "Philippe Despins, you're completely exhausted." "No, no, I'm not that tired." "It's you who'll get ill." "You can't stack 24 hours repeatedly like that." "Juliette I don't have a choice, damn!" ""Juliette I don't have a choice, damn!"" "Simone called you from Italy." "Simone?" " Simone Prévost?" " Your Simone." "Phil?" "Philippe?" "Yes yes, I can't hear you anymore." "I can't hear you anymore." "What is it?" "It's me, shh not too loud." "I need an advice from you." "A sincere advice bang!" "Direct." " Morning?" " It's noon." "Look, it's really important for me." "Shoot." "There's a guy, a girl asks a guy to make her a baby, but the girl will live all alone with the child." "The guy is rather in love with the girl." "My question is should he accept the deal and fuck her?" "Is Simone not supposed to be in Italy?" "Answer, please." "Listen, Philippe, if it's the story of a guy who's in love with a girl, the woman of his life, but she wants to know nothing about him, and the guy has been depressed for 3 years because of her" "and his best friend has put up with it for 3 years, then the best friend doesn't want to hear about the girl anymore, so, it's no way." "Thank you." "You really are the best pal." "Go back to sleep, OK." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "I've got to split, love." "Robert Charlebois" " Tout écartillé" "Oh non oh non jamais" "Oh non oh non jamais jamais" "Même tout écartillé dans Paris aux sept péchés" "Même en m'épivardant dans les quatre coins du temps" "... qu'on fesse dedans" "Jamais oh non oh non jamais jamais" "Never never never never" "My name is Philippe Despins My name is Philippe Despins..." "August 34th" "Are you ready?" "A little." "Do you know where is the desert?" "The desert is everywhere." "Do you know a good spot?" "A good spot for what?" "Come on Philippe, we're not here for tourism." "Driver's license please." " Give me your license." " My license?" "Driving?" "No, your license to breathe." "Simone, you know I don't have a driver's license." "You don't have one?" "No, I don't have a driver's license." "You've got one?" "You're 30 and you don't have your license?" "Not bad!" "I'm 30, I don't have a license, you know I don't like cars." "I hate cars." "So?" "I don't have my driver's license, because I lost it in a car crash." "I see." " Hi." " Hi." "We would like to go to the desert." "The desert?" "OK." "How much?" "$100." " Is it that far?" " Yes." "$40?" "No." "No deal." "No deal." "Waow!" "Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad..." "Sorry, can we go a little forward?" "Sure, if you want to." "Oh boy, it's white." "What?" "It's white, my guy." "It's white alright." "Oh no, thanks, thanks." "We'll just go and have a little look around and we'll come back." "Sure, go ahead, have a look around." "You won't leave, you'll stay there." "I'll stay here, no problem." "No problem." "OK." "Look, I'm sorry Simone, I wouldn't be able, even if we go further." "Me neither." "It's stupid." "I would have thought there would dunes or something, but I..." " Surely the UFO is watching us." " Yes." "Sure sure sure." "Well." "We must come back alone." "So?" "Beautiful." "Do you know where we can buy a car?" " New or used?" " Used." "Yeah, I know a place." "I'll take you there tomorrow." "No, we want to go today." " You can't buy a car today." " Why?" "It's Sunday, the stores are closed." "Jesus." "It's Sunday." "It's Sunday?" "Stop it?" "An hour, Philippe?" "Is an hour enough?" "You think you can just leave us here and then come back in an hour?" "You want me to leave you here for an hour and then come back?" "Yes, right here." "Simone, I don't fancy the idea of staying here all alone..." "Shoot Philippe, do you have a better idea?" "200 bucks." " My god!" " Naughty swindler." "No no no, listen..." "Take it or leave it." "The most beautiful moment of my life, Simone." "You're nice." "Hot, isn't it?" "What time is it now?" "10:40" "I think we'll do that somewhere elsewhere." "Try to find something a little more improvised." "Let's say that it lacks a little spontaneity maybe." "Finally It's not such a horny place." "I'm happy." "Good." "Yes, it is." "It's even very good." "A UFO." "It's here, right?" "It seems to me, yes." "He should be here." "Oh boy." "Bloody hell." "He'll hear from me." " We said one hour." " Yeah, one hour." " We've been waiting for 3 hours." " One hour." "A real dickhead." "Anyway." "Could you open the door, please?" "Listen, I'll take you back but it's going to cost you $400." " Pardon?" " What?" "400 bucks if you want me to take you back." "No no I already gave you a 100 $ and I still owe you another $100." " That was the deal." " No deal." "Hey man, we're three hours away from the airport." "I don't have $400 with me, come on, open the door." "I'll come back in a couple of hours, you two think about it, OK?" "Philippe at the back, quick." "Open the door." "That's dangerous." "You're lucky, it doesn't look broken." "We'll walk a little, it'll do you good." "Feeling better?" "My nose is disgusting, isn't it?" "It gives you a little vulnerable look." "A little disgusting look, right?" "A girl who nosebleeds is beautiful." "You need a doctor to say so." "I'm not a doctor yet." "In a year, Philippe." "Are you not happy?" "You know, Simone, I think, finally," "I don't feel like ending my life in a hospital." "No, but what I mean is..." "Philippe, Philippe, Philippe." "You did 2 years of biology, a year of biochemistry," "2 years of music, 4 months or 6 months of law, I don't know anymore." "You tried anthropology." "I didn't try it, I never studied anthropology." " Yes you tried anthropology." " What are you talking about?" " I never studied anthropology." " You don't even remember it." "Simone, the more I know things, the more I have doubts." "I understand the world around less and less." "Is crumbling." "Well, I think we can forget about the plane." "It doesn't matter Philippe, I'll find other tickets, you'll see." "Well, don't make that face!" "I'm in a rather stupid position." "I must go back to Montreal tonight, have you noticed, it'll be complicated to explain Juliette that" "I went to the sticks of the United States to fuck Simone Prévost, the girl she hates most in the world." "Maybe I need to look convincing." " Juliette doesn't like me?" " You mustn't like her that much to suggest me things like that?" "I have nothing against Juliette." "What does your Juliette blame me for?" "I don't know why we are talking about that." "I said nothing, OK?" " Philippe?" " Nothing." "Nothing?" "Let's say she thinks you have a seduction problem, that's all." "A problem?" " What, I'm a teaser?" " No, no, no." " It just means that..." " She thinks I'm a teaser." "Simone..." "Let's say, it's just that you emit... a stronger charm than you think..." "You don't pay attention to the way you look at guys, that's it, OK?" "That's it." "And you agree with that?" "Simone, I don't think you're a teaser, OK?" "I just want to say..." "Go on!" " Go on what?" " Go on." "I have nothing left to say, OK?" "I have nothing left to say." "For how long have you been with Juliette?" "4 months." "For how long have I known you?" "5, 6 years." "Simone." " Simone, where are you going?" " I'm going to pee." "Simone Listen, I'm sorry, I" "I get hyperglycemia attacks when I'm hungry," "I say all kinds of crap, don't pay attention." "Don't go that far, there's nobody around." "You haven't even fucked me, she can't say anything, your fucking girl friend." "Wait." "Stay here, Philippe." "Well, I think we must reach the highway before dark." "On the highway people will stop." "I hope so." "We can't leave him alone, Philippe." "We'll leave a landmark, otherwise they'll never find him." "They keep on not seeing us, as if we were ghosts." "We are completely translucent." "And in translucent (translucide in French), there is lucid." "How do you translate charred corpse in English?" "Dead man." "Yes." "I would like to report a dead man." "Yes." "Near Highway 80, near Salt Lake." "Well, I don't know exactly where." "Because we are lost, I mean..." "Yes, I did put a flag there, a shirt." "A Canadian shirt." "Well, I'm a tourist, no" "I want to stand anonymous, OK?" "That's your business now." "Simone, I'll be honest, direct, like a best friend." "Woman of my life, I love you, not as you love me, but as I love you." "Not as you love me, but as I love you." "Making love with you would have been the most beautiful moment of my life, to see the woman of one's life coming, seems to be apotheosis in the life of a man." "But, you don't love me as I love you, so to make love to you... and I'm done." "That's not well said, but... but steadily done, that's why I sabotage, I scuttle, it's pure self-protection, everything crumbles, this is the end of an era, I love you." "Philippe." "PS." "In return I'll ask you a favor." "I would like to never see you again." "To overcome the cruelty of fate, I offer you the following deal:" "I'll take Central America, North coast, Eastern New Zealand, India," "New York and Byblos." "I leave you the rest of the planet." "It seems reasonable to me." "Okay well that's it." "I have standby tickets." "No doubt about it, we'll leave tomorrow, 80%, always available seats at the last minute on those flights." "80%." "No doubt about it, we'll leave tomorrow, Philippe, I'm sorry." "We'll have some sleep." "Are you hungry?" "They just have chicken and fast food" "I'm not hungry anymore either." "Okay let's have some sleep." "I think I'll never be able to sleep again." "Never." " Did I sleep?" " No, no no." " I haven't slept?" " No no no." "That's weird, damn!" "Ridiculous. 150 rooms for a tourist trap." "Shoes have to be removed." "It's Japanese to the tip of the toes." "It feels like in a fiber glass suppository." "Are you claustrophobic?" "There is a strange smell." " Your feet stink, Philippe." " No." "No." "Oh luxury, a TV." "This is the TV." "TV, radio, kleenex, phone, fridge, oh oh oh mini-bar." "Too bad that we are alcoholic, eh?" "Can you sleep, Philippe?" "Not really, no." "So." "What are you doing?" "Hi, this is Juliette, I'm here but I'm not here." "For you, gift, mezcal, your favorite drug." "We'll end the trip in style, man." "Well thank you, thank you very much not bad thank you a lot." "Nice worm." "Very warm." "Fuck, Philippe, Fuck." " I've just swallowed the worm." " Oh no." " Yes" " You must vomit." "Strong it's super strong." "But it's too late, what do I do?" "I don't know." "The only one who tried is Mathieu Caouette and then he behaved like a plastic pink flamingo for 3 days." "It's not funny." "It's not funny at all, I want to completely lose control." "You must vomit, you must vomit." "You vomit." "When I'm pregnant, I will vomit daily." "It's gonna be cool." "All the guys will say I'm beautiful, even if they look elsewhere." "I'm going to have super big tits, like that." "It's gonna be fantastic." "Yeah sir." "This is for you." " What is it?" " It's a letter." "It's a letter in which I explain why I don't want and I won't have a child with you." "You'll read it when you're in Montreal." "Philippe, Philippe." "OK." "OK what?" "OK what?" "I'm a hero." "August 35th" "Madame." "Madame." "Madame." "We've arrived." " Where are we." " At your place." "Wasn't I with someone before?" "He left earlier, he told me to drop you here." " What do I owe you?" " It's already paid." "Hi, this is..." "Hi, this is Juliette, I'm here but I'm not here." "Juliette OK, I know you're there, I'm coming." "Philippe, call me back, it's extremely important." "Come." "Oh fuck." "Hi guys, do you need help?" "Yes, how about fighting?" "Pardon?" "I'm Stéphane, this is Marky Boy, this is Dan" " Hi." " Hi." "We think you wanna fight." " Oh, not especially." " Do you want?" "Do you want it?" "August 36th" "He is like floating somewhere." "It's deep coma." "I can't tell you if he'll come back one day." "Neither when, nor in what state." "I can't find a good reason for going down here, Philippe." "You shouldn't try to find one, Simone." "Stay with me, Philippe." "September 5th" "September 9th" " Hello." " Hello." "I'm his girl friend." " You can enter." " Thank you." "Philippe," "I wanted to tell you your letter is beautiful." "Bastard." "You know I've wanted to go to India for a long time." "We must talk about our territories." "Let's talk about it another time." "I want you to keep your eyes closed, OK?" "Do you promise?" "I want to make love to you, OK my love?" "OK?" "Robert Charlebois" " C'est pour ça" "Quand je regarde loin au fond de moi" "Quand je regarde loin au fond de moi" "Je ne comprends plus rien" "Quand je regarde loin au fond de moi" "Je ne comprends plus rien au monde moi" "C'est pour ça que je chante tout bas" "Ce que je ne peux pas mieux dire" "Quelque chose s'endort au fond de moi" "Quelque chose s'endort au fond de moi qui ne veut pas sortir" "Quelque chose s'endort au fond de moi qui ne veut pas sortir du fond de moi" "C'est pour ça que je chante tout bas" "Ce que je ne peux pas mieux dire" "Tous les hommes carrés autour de moi" "Tous les hommes carrés autour de moi" "Gueulent qu'ils ont raison et gueulent trop fort" "Tous les hommes carrés autour de moi" "Gueulent qu'ils ont raison et gueulent trop fort" "La Terre est ronde" "C'est pour ça pour les arrondir je chanterai un peu moi-même" "Et si je me mettais à crier pour vous dire que le monde" "Et si je me mettais à crier pour vous dire que le monde va bientôt finir" "Et si je vous criais qu'il ne finira pas comme il a commencé par une sorte de TAMTILIDAM" "Et tout ça vous le savez déjà" "C'était dans les journaux d'hier" "Quand je regarde loin au fond de moi" "Quand je regarde loin au fond de moi" "Je ne comprends plus rien" "Quand je regarde loin au fond de moi" "Je ne comprends plus rien au monde moi" "C'est pour ça que je chante tout bas" "Ce que je ne peux pas mieux dire" "Robert Charlebois" " Tout écartillé" "Oh non oh non jamais" "Oh non oh non jamais" "Même tout écartillé dans Paris aux sept péchés" "Même en m'épivardant dans les quatre coins du temps" "Comme une boule de pool qu'on fesse dedans" "Jamais oh non oh non jamais jamais" "Never never never never" "Je n'oublierai Marie Laforêt décimentée" "J'étudie à Paris le béton précontraint tout dérenché" "Je m'ennuie je m'ennuie oh oui je m'ennuie" "Comme dans une tempête un pauvre petit train" "Mais jamais non jamais" "Oh non oh non jamais" "Même tout écartillé dans Paris aux sept péchés" "Même en m'épivardant dans les quatre coins du temps" "Comme une boule de pool qu'on fesse dedans" "Jamais oh non oh non jamais jamais" "Never never never never" "Je n'oublierai Marie Laforêt ben aplatie" "Je focaille à Pigalle fuck fuck fuck" "Avec Luc Charbonneau pis le gros Pierre" "Pendant que mes études s'en vont chez le diable" "Je t'un homme fini" "Dans le ciment moman Je cale je cale je cale" "Oh non Paris c'est pas mon étable" "Mais jamais oh non oh non jamais" "Même tout écartillé dans Paris aux sept péchés" "Même en m'épivardant dans les quatre coins du temps"

"Thank you for showing me how to do this." "You are really good at it." "As a boy, I would practice with my imaginary friend." "A stern but loving German housekeeper." "(laughs)" "Boy, I hope people don't talk." "You know, 'cause the sheets are between us." "Instead of us being between the sheets." "Which is something people would talk about." "Can you imagine?" "I haven't." "Oscar, how many times have I told you...?" "Don't..." "Don't." "(babbles)" "Okay, what happened?" "I'll tell you what happened." "I'm being audited by the IRS." "Oh, no." "From five years ago-- I mean, what the hell?" "Well, maybe..." "I'll tell you what the hell." "Somebody's got it out for me." "Probably some government lackey who's trying to make a name for himself by bringing down a big celebrity." "Me." "Oh." "Uh, Oscar, you and your ex-wife filed jointly that year." "You're gonna have to go down there with her." "Felix?" "(muffled scream)" "Hey, you know what might distract him?" "Show him your folding trick." "I'm not in the mood for your sheet right now." "Oscar, it's gonna be just fine." "You know what, I made a cherry pie; get yourself a piece." "(gasps) My God, what have I done?" "What do you mean?" "I think there is the slightest chance that I might possibly bear the tiniest amount of responsibility for this." "I don't understand why the IRS would call me in." "My tax return is above reproach." "Uh, give me a second to find your case." "Oh, it's a case." "Is it the case of the conscientious citizen?" "Because that's what I am." "Meanwhile, as you vultures persecute the innocent, your average Joe Sixpack is rounding off numbers and fudging receipts, and no one looks at him twice." "I'm not familiar with, uh, Mr. Sixpack." "It's a figure of speech." "I was actually thinking about my roommate." "I keep saying to him, "One of these days, they're gonna get you, Oscar Madison!"" "He just laughs." "Well, who's laughing now?" "I guess it's still him." "Okay, found your return." "Looks like we need your signature." "What?" "You just forgot to sign it." "Oh." "(chuckles)" "Silly me." "Hey, sorry about the whole vultures thing." "I'm sorry that I got my dander up." "Guess this case is closed." "Uh, hold on." "Uh, this Oscar Madison, he's your roommate?" "Can I contact him at this address?" "Hmm?" "Oh." "No." "Uh, you can't, because he moved." "And changed his name." "And his sex." "Goes by Rhonda now." "Rhonda Pencil-Cup." "Good day!" "(sighs) Oscar is gonna blow his top when he finds out this is my fault." "Who says he has to find out?" "Well, because I know myself." "I have no choice but to clear my conscience." "There is nothing stronger than the Unger integrity." "(clears throat)" "Oscar?" "What?" "There's ice cream, too." "Help me go through these receipts before Gaby gets here." "Did we discuss business at Cafe Bistro?" "Yeah, that's where we negotiated your last contract." "And then did we continue that discussion while enjoying drinks and exotic dances at The Jiffy Boob?" "Yeah, that's where you signed the contract." "Remember?" "Cinnamon let us use her back as a table." "(knocking)" "It's her." "Hi, Felix." "Gaby, you look radiant." "It's mostly rage, but thanks." "(sighs) Well, hello, Oscar." "Hey, Gab." "So where are we on the hugging situation?" "Well, since I want to murder you right now, the thought of touching you makes me sick." "Wow, it's like you never left." "Hey, Teddy, you look great." "Tell Diane that." "She keeps leaving gym memberships under my pillow." "Oh, look, 60% of my money is hugging." "Wow, so this is what our apartment looks like without the mess." "Felix, you worked wonders." "Thank you." "I've done a lot of cleaning in my life, but this-- this was my Everest." "Well, I guess we're all experts at cleaning up Oscar's messes, aren't we?" "Isn't that why I'm here?" "You are aware I had other things to do today." "Yes, I hear there are some people out there who still feel good about themselves." "Oh, it's so nice to see you two back together again." "Really makes me appreciate my boring, stable marriage." "By the way, never write that on an anniversary card." "I'll go get my tax records and be right back." "Oh, hey, if you find the best years of my life in there, can I get them back?" "(scoffs) Honestly." "The one year I let Oscar do our taxes." "Gaby, let's not be too hard on Oscar." "(scoffs)" "Audits happen for lots of reasons." "You think the IRS just randomly chose his name?" "No, there's no one to blame here but Oscar." "As far as we know." "Okay, they want me to describe my personality so they can match me up with the perfect man." "Mm." "Uh, well, I'm intelligent." "Mm-hmm." "I'm whimsical." "Yeah, you are." "I'm hopeful." "Uh-huh." "Cautious." "Go to be." "Doubtful." "Mm." "Frustrated, angry, self-destructive." "I hate myself, forget it." "Why are you looking to date other guys when you clearly like Felix?" "Yeah, I'm moving on from that." "I've dropped enough hints, and clearly he's not over his marriage." "Maybe he just needs a jolt to get his heart started again." "Maybe you're like those heart paddles." "You need to just rip off your clothes, yell, "Clear!"" "and throw yourself on top of him." "I guess I could stop hinting and just tell him that I've developed feelings." "And yell, "Clear!" and just go to town." "Sorry, it's been a while." "It's kind of on my brain." "(chuckles nervously)" "Hey, Felix." "What can I get you?" "Oh, let's see." "Do you have an apartment that doesn't contain two bickering exes?" "I do, actually." "My sister's out of town;" "you can stay in my place for a few hours." "Maybe I could meet you after work, and we could make dinner." "Or not, or whatever." "I don't even know." "Emily, I-I'm just too guilt-ridden to eat." "If I had not given Oscar's name to the IRS, none of this would be happening." "Maybe there's something you can do to make it better." "You're good at organizing, right?" "Well, help Oscar and Gaby with their taxes." "You can be kind of a buffer for them, it'll speed things up, and it'll make you feel less guilty." "Yes, yes." "They'll get along better, and I will be able to sleep guilt-free without actually confessing." "You're brilliant!" "Oh." "(chuckles):" "Okay." "Oh, I was making myself sick." "You have no idea how hard it is wanting to tell someone the truth, but not having the nerve." "Felix, I like you." "What?" "I said..." "I, like you, have faced similar challenges, so..." "Good luck with that, bro." "Thank you." "(imitates heart monitor beeping)" "(imitates heart monitor flatlining)" "Oh, shut it." "FELIX:" "Okay, here's something." "One plane ticket to Beijing, hmm." "Oh, right." "This one wanted to see China when we have a perfectly good Chinatown right here in New York." "Oh, I'm sorry." ""This one" wanted to expand her horizons." "You won't even go to Chinatown." "They deliver." "Okay, we will file that under travel and take another aspirin." "All I know is when we were struggling financially, you blew $8,000 on a vacation." "You know, you always do this." "You turn it around on me." "I shouldn't have to apologize for..." "For anything, God forbid." "No, that's not what I'm saying." "You never let me finish..." "Finish your sentences?" "They all end the same way." ""It's your fault, Oscar."" "(teapot dings) And that ends round one." "Now, why don't we all take a breath and calm down, hmm?" "Okay, yeah." "I'm gonna go out on the balcony." "Yes, that's an excellent place to summon your flying monkeys!" "If I could make a tiny suggestion." "Sometimes when you're around Gaby, you get a little defensive." "No, I don't." "You do." "Shut up." "Okay, you want to get this over with?" "Be nice." "You don't have to agree with her, but at least let her finish her sentences." "Sometimes we say more with our mouths closed." "I hear what you're saying, and I don't like your tone." "Ha, there they are." "What are you doing?" "I used to come out and smoke these when Oscar and I would have a fight." "Would you mind turning your back while I drink these?" "And nice to know you've hit rock-bottom." "How can you stand living with him, Felix?" "Well, (clears throat) one thing that I've learned in the past few months is sometimes when he lashes out, it's because he's mad at himself." "I know, but we're just supposed to sit back and take it?" "No, but if I could give a tiny piece of advice, when you say things like, "You're never this,"" "or, "You always that," it makes him feel smaller." "I know." "I know." "But I can't help myself." "He just... he pushes my buttons." "I don't know how you put up with him, Felix." "Oh, here's something." "A receipt for a silver bracelet." "That must be a nice memory." "(scoffs) Not for me." "I never got a silver bracelet." "Oscar, care to explain?" "Nope, next." "Oscar!" "Okay, fine." "It was for your birthday." "But then I got a tip on a horse." "A hundred-to-one shot called Lucky Lady, so I hocked the bracelet." "And, let me guess, Lucky Lady came in last." "No, she went into labor on the first turn." "Oh, my God." "Why didn't you...?" "Check her out?" "What was I supposed to do?" "Give her a sonogram?" "I mean, I can't do everything... (clears throat)" "Sorry, I... interrupted you." "What were you gonna say?" "Uh... uh..." "I..." "I was gonna say why-why didn't you tell me?" "Well, I wanted to surprise you, and I figured if the horse came in, then I could buy you that vintage music box you were looking at." "Oh, my God, I loved that music box." "How do you even remember that?" "I just did." "But, Oscar, you could've told me!" "You always make me the bad guy and you never trust me... (clears throat)" "What I mean to say is thank you." "You're welcome." "(clears throat)" "Oh, that was just seasonal allergies." "Dinner was great, Felix." "I know." "Did we ever actually eat at this table?" "Mm, no." "We used to stack mail on it and pay bills on it." "There was that one night we did something else on it." "And tomorrow," "I chop this table into firewood." "Well..." "I'm finished." "And?" "And according to my calculations, there is a discrepancy in your tax return." "In the amount of $1,200... that they owe you!" "You like how I dragged it out like that to build up the tension?" "No!" "But what a relief!" "I got $1,200 to spend." "I've got $600 to spend." "(clears throat) FELIX:" "Yeah." "I'm off to bed." "Gaby, wonderful seeing you." "Ah, Felix, we couldn't have done it without you." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Great job, buddy." "Yes, so we're even." "What do you mean?" "Oh, um..." "We're even." "The books." "Numbers-wise." "Yeah." "What else could I mean?" "Somebody's tired." "No, no." "I'm pumped." "I can't wait till we go down to the IRS and just rub it in that jerk's face." ""We"?" "You want me to come?" "Yeah, you've got to come." "You're the one that got us out of this." "Remember that." "Good night!" "(exhales)" "Oscar, I did something terribly wrong." "Was it not knocking, or was it staying in the room after you've seen us?" "Thank you for coming up." "Of course." "You must've been so embarrassed." "I was mortified." "One minute, they're at each other's throats, the next, they're at each other's..." "Well, I don't know." "I went hysterically blind." "This is completely and entirely my fault." "And a little bit yours." "You want to take me through that?" "Well, I'm the one who tipped off Oscar to the IRS, but you were the one who told me to help them get along, which I did, all too well." "Maybe it's meant to be." "Sometimes two people have passion between them, and there's only one way for it to come out." "Maybe you're right." "Damn my ability to read people!" "Yup." "Nothing gets by you." "Wow, you still have the energy to pace." "I must've lost my touch." "I'm just thinking about Felix." "Really lost my touch." "I just picture him in my head lecturing me about how sleeping with you might've been a bad idea." "Is that what you think he thinks?" "Or is that what you think?" "Me?" "No." "I'm enjoying the moment." "It's Felix who thinks too much." "Still a little Felix in there." "Who's Felix?" "Well, thank you for being here." "Oh, are you kidding?" "I'm glad you called me." "Yeah, you were the first person I thought of." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Oh, and... sorry to wake you up, by the way." "Stop apologizing." "You didn't wake me." "And stop being so hard on yourself." "Try to see the Felix that I see." "The one who cares so much about his friends that he drives everybody crazy." "Most of all himself." "You know, I was actually getting used to the idea that every year the world was getting a little colder and grayer." "And then I meet this sad, funny, exceptional man who wears his big heart on his perfectly creased sleeve and" "I don't know-- everything's different." "So, yeah." "(chuckles)" "I guess you did wake me up, Felix Unger." "(sighs)" "(huffs)" "Oscar, what is wrong?" "Still thinking about Felix." "Do we have any patio cigarettes left?" "I drank them all." "Where you going?" "To get that persnickety voice out of my head." "Felix, what the hell were you thinking?" "Now I see why you didn't leave." "My feet won't move!" "Hey." "Hey." "Any sign of Felix?" "Uh, he was gone when I woke up." "He was probably really embarrassed." "When I walked in, he was white as a sheet." "Now that I've seen his sheets, I really know what that means." "So..." "last night..." "Yeah." "It was amazing." "Amazing?" "At the end, God was shouting our names." "It was just like old times, right?" "So, uh... what do we do now?" "Say..." ""Good-bye"? "Thank you"?" ""Oscar, you're still the world's greatest lover"?" "I don't know." "I mean, we could have dinner, and, you know, see how it goes." "That sounds nice." "Wait, is this all part of your master plan?" "What do you mean?" "We get back together, you divorce me, and you get half of the half I have left." "Hey." "Um..." "Hi." "I've been calling you." "I-I woke up and you were gone." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah." "I just got a little freaked out." "(laughs) I mean, last thing I want to do is screw up our friendship." "Right." "I believe I was the one who dragged you into my bedroom." "It was so hot." "It was." "But... we have to think about what we're doing." "I mean, is this a thing?" "Are we... talking about being a thing?" "I mean, what does this mean?" "I know I never thought I would say this, but maybe Oscar's impulsiveness has rubbed off on me a little bit." "But are we thinking too much?" "Yeah." "Maybe the, uh... maybe the safest thing is to just take it slow." "Yeah, yeah." "I think you're probably right." "Yeah." "Okay." "But not too slow." "(screams)" "I'm gonna just..." "Yeah." "I'm not free tomorrow night, but maybe over the weekend we could have dinner." "There's this darling little place I found at... (clears throat) Oscar?" "Sorry, you were saying?" "Yes, I was just saying that, you know, if we are gonna be spending a little time together, a few things might need to change." "Yeah, I know." "My gambling, my staying out late." "No, that's not what I'm talking about." "Why do you always act like I'm persecuting you?" "Well, there has been a precedent." "Oh, well, once again I'm the bad guy." "Sorry I opened up." "Why you jumping down my throat?" "The only thing jumping down your throat is that beer at 9:00 in the morning, by the way." "It's a Sunday." "At least we're consistent." "(chuckles softly)" "Honey, if we got back together based on last night," "I think we'd be fooling ourselves." "I know." "But I don't want to go back to hating you either." "Same here." "We wrecked our marriage." "Let's not wreck our divorce, too." "I'm so impressed by how thoughtful you're being about this." "I think it's from living with Felix." "I overthink everything now." "Well, he's good for you." "Maybe he's a better wife for you than I was." "What?" "Well, it's not the way Felix does it." "Okay, let's go over this one more time." "Check." "We knock loudly twice..." "Mm-hmm." "...then we wait for the person to say "Come in"" "before we open the door." "Right, good, but what if the other person is choking or unconscious and cannot say "Come in"?" "Then he dies." "Fair enough." "Thank you, Oscar." "For what?" "For everything." "For taking me in." "For helping me get over my divorce." "For teaching me to loosen up." "Well, I never thought I'd say this, but... you've been good for me, too." "I think, thanks to you, I'm a little bit more mature." "I'm glad to hear it." "Oh, and, um... by the way... funny story..." "I might've been the one who gave your name to the IRS." "What?" "!" "(door slams)" "Felix!" "Felix!" "(knocking)" "FELIX:" "I'm not saying come in!" "I'm not saying come in!" "Oh, God!" "You're still coming in!" "Captioningsponsoredby CBS"

"Captain's log, stardate 41235.25." "Our location, Planet Ligon II, source of a rare vaccine needed on Federation Planet Styris IV." "Starfleet told me to engage in a friendly visit and open treaty negotiations to acquire this medicinal substance." " Standard orbit, sir." " Lt Yar calling from cargo bay one." "Standing by to beam the Ligonian party aboard." "On our way." "You have the helm, Mr. Data." "Cargo one." " This should be interesting." " Agreed." "Not only are they closely humanoid, but their history is similar to ours." "A highly structured society and they're exceedingly proud." "They insist on using their own transporter, sir." "It's their way." "Do they have our coordinates?" "They have." "They're standing by for your signal." "This is Capt Picard aboard the Enterprise." "Please do us the honor of visiting our vessel." "I am Lutan." "Capt Jean-Luc Picard." "Welcome aboard." "My officers." "My second-in-command, Cmdr William Riker." "Ship's Counselor, Deanna Troi." "And my Security Officer, Lt Natasha Yar." "A woman?" "Your Chief of Security?" "Yes, Lutan, that is her expertise." "I am honored to meet your officers." "This is my secondary, Hagon." "A sample of the vaccine." "My duty, Lutan." "I'm required..." "Out of my way, woman!" "How interesting." "May we prove as surprising to you." "If I may suggest, sir, no apology." "In their view, it would weaken us." "Nothing concealed." "Would you care to accept it?" "Unless you care to examine it further." "Absolutely not." "This vaccine sample is a gift of life." "We are honored at receiving it." "Would you do us the additional honor now of letting us entertain you?" "Yes." "Please prepare it." "We shall join you shortly." "I ask forgiveness." "They are strange, alien beings." "You bear no fault." "But the female?" "May be exactly what I have needed." "Space, the final frontier." "These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise." "Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no one has gone before." "Lutan, we are aware of many of your planet's achievements, and its unique similarity to an ancient Earth culture we all admire." "On behalf of the Federation," "I would like to present this token of our gratitude and friendship." "From China's Sung Dynasty." " Fourteenth century." " Thirteenth century, sir." "Ah, yes, indeed." "A most thoughtful gift." "We are pleased." "We of Ligon have been apprehensive about strangers." "We're not technologically advanced as you." "Yet, we possess something you do not." "A vaccine, which has been found to be an effective antidote against your dreaded Anchilles fever." "If you respect our customs, and we see that respect, we will be friends." "And we will make the antidote available to all who need it." "If you require respect from us, I am sure that you will see it." "Surrounded by such friendship, I feel no need for my guards." "I will return shortly." "Prepare to transport me then." "If there is anything else, any further courtesy?" "Would it be possible to see one of your wondrous holodecks?" "We have heard how they are used to train your officers." "And for many other things." "Cmdr Riker." "Would you and Troi demonstrate?" "Would it be possible for Lt Yar to do so, Captain?" "Some demonstration of defense training." "You're intrigued with her having security responsibilities." "But these things are not unusual with us." "With us, it is the duty of women only to own the land." "And the duty of men to protect and rule it." "Much the same has happened in human history, too." "I'd like to do it, sir." " As a sign of respect, perhaps." " Very well." "This way, please." "Aikido one." "It won't move again until my actions activate it." "You can create people?" "Without a soul?" "It's not a real person, Lutan." "It has no life." "Everything it does is controlled by computer." "Who am I?" "Do you hear me?" "But it will feel real when it hits you." "A force like that cannot come from an image, Lutan." "Then you will show me, Hagon." "Thank you, Lieutenant." "How very enlightening." "Aikido, vanish." "I could create two, even three." "But, really, one is enough." "As you fight with it, it learns how to defeat you." "Even the extraordinary Lt Yar?" "It forces us to keep improving." "Your skill... impresses me." "I like you." "Farewell, my new friends of the noble Enterprise." "Understanding has made friends of many different people." "We've had a good beginning." "May I also extend a personal farewell to Lt Yar." "In your Federation terms..." "Picard to bridge." "Red alert." "Shields up, photon torpedoes activated, sir." " What comm contact have we had?" " Their orbital control station." "Make contact there and on hailing frequencies." "This is the Enterprise to Lutan and the Ligonian government." "You have committed an unfriendly act." "Insist you reply immediately." "Photon torpedoes ready." "Set them for a display blast 1,000 meters short of the surface." " Set." " Fire." "Where is their transporter beam?" "We've tried to trace it, sir, but to no effect." "It's similar to early Starfleet efforts, but uses the Heglenian shift to convert energy and matter in..." "Which is actually not important at this time." "This is Capt Picard with a message to Lutan, whom I have so far acknowledged as a friend." "But you have now committed what our laws regard as an attack upon us." "Since you have visited our vessel, you know the power of it." "We insist that you reply to this message." "Opinion, Counselor." "Will they injure Lt Yar?" "I believe not, sir." "They seem mainly curious." "In the case of Lutan, however, I did feel other needs." "What kind of needs?" "Some sexual attraction from all the males." "Lt Yar is physically very attractive." "But with Lutan, I felt something else." "Something more like avarice or ambition." " Other comments?" " If I may, sir?" "One of the things in the briefings was their respect for patience." "Strongly emphasized." "You can see it in the precise, ritualistic way they do things." "I'm worried about Lt Yar, too, sir." "But maybe we should wait them out." "Stardate 41235.32." "I am concerned." "Over a full day of waiting with no response from Lutan." "We are testing whether they are aware of our sensors probing them." "We believe we have pinpointed Lutan's government compound." "The vaccine, sir." " Yes, Doctor?" " The vaccine." "I'm a physician, I've seen death, but not on the scale this could mean." "You were testing if you could replicate the vaccine." "And we can't." "The sample works fine as an injection, but it becomes unstable when we try to replicate it." "You must get the vaccine from the planet." " As much as you can." "Immediately." " I'm aware of that, Doctor." "You've never had to watch a patient die from this." "That's true." "But I have seen my share of death." "Damn." "Where are the calluses we doctors are meant to grow over our feelings?" "Perhaps the good ones never get them." "May I speak to you about my son, Wesley?" "What?" "Oh, yes." "Alright." "He's interested in starship operations." "Speaking as a mother, of course, he seems quite knowledgeable." "Well, yes, speaking as a mother." "He's on the turbolift." "Remember, you ordered him to stay off of the bridge." "Wesley?" "I haven't stepped one foot on your bridge, Captain." "Sir, I'll see that he leaves immediately." "No." "No?" "Why don't you sit at ops next to Lt La Forge?" "Sir?" "Is the whole ship deaf?" "Sit down over there, young man." "Temporarily." "Captain, we have more information from the briefing studies on Ligon." "Oh, excuse me." "Dr Crusher, some of this may interest you." "Let's hear the analysis." "It is a highly structured society." "People live by strict codes." "What Lutan did is similar to what American Indians once did called counting coup." "That is from an obscure language known as French." "Mr. Data, the French language, for centuries on Earth, represented civilization." "Indeed?" "But surely, sir..." "I suggest you drop it, Mr. Data." "Yes, sir." "Counting coup could be touching an enemy with a stick, or taking something from him and escaping." "It was considered extremely heroic." "Lutan considers himself heroic, risking everything in the face of our superior power." "It fits Lutan's personality profile as well." "He has an abnormally high need for achievement." "Self-image to him is a function of what he thinks he's achieved." "Those who set their standards too high can kill to meet them." "Why Tasha?" "As a Starfleet Security Officer, she represented his riskiest prize." "Transmission from planet surface." "Main viewer on." " Well, Lutan, what do you want?" " Display your image, please." "What is required is an image of Lt Yar, well and..." "Are you making demands, Captain?" "Sir." "According to the Ligon code of honor," "Lutan has done what he set out to do, achieve recognition for being daring and bold." "We've studied this in some depth now, sir." "The proper thing for you to do now is to ask to get Tasha back." "Ask for her?" "Politely, Captain." "And now, Lutan, you have boldly taken Lt Yar from us." "We ask that..." "That you now please return her." "Then come visit us, Captain." "And we shall return her to you." "Commander." "Commander?" " That's quite formal." " So is this request, sir." "We believe it would be preferable if the Captain led this away party." "Agreed, sir." "Their customs about guests make it preferable." "I'm very much against that idea." "Lutan is clearly a liar, and devious." "Counselor Troi believes he is capable of killing." "It is my duty to keep the Captain from danger." "But Ligonian custom makes it clear that a visiting leader is an honored guest." "Not us, not second-in-command." "Him." "And the custom requires that Lutan should die rather than violate that." "Yes, it seems reasonable, put that way." "But I warn you, if you get hurt, I'll put you on report, Captain." "Welcome to my centerplace, Capt Picard." "Consider yourselves my honored guests." "Every hospitality will be accorded you." "This is my first one, Yareena." "Lutan is a fortunate man." "You've met Counselor Troi." "As on your vessel, you have only to name whatever courtesy we can provide." "Then, sir, the courtesy of seeing Lt Yar." "Lt Yar will be returned to you tonight at a banquet I have arranged in your honor." "I'd like to see her now." "Bring Lt Yar." "I find it odd that a man of your experience has such difficulty in understanding ordinary politeness." "The politeness of saying please before abducting someone?" "The expression "please" is used only when requesting the person back." "Yours is a different world." "With clear and simple ways deeply rooted in our culture." "If you are willing to ask for Lt Yar's return tonight, in front of all, honor will be satisfied." "One can see the importance of honor here, sir." "Honor is everything." "Have you been treated well, Lieutenant?" "Fine, Captain." "But they're showing some signs of wear." "There isn't any need for concern." "She's been well cared for." "My ship's company and I are certain of your wisdom in that." "For a moment, I thought I heard a threat implied." "But that would be foolishness." "Something to be avoided, I agree." "The festivities for her return to you are in preparation." " Shall we retire till then?" " Until tonight, Lutan." "You have granted us hospitality and the safety of your centerplace." "The gifts you give us are rare and precious." "We thank you." "And now, according to the customs of your ancestors, whom we honor and respect I am here in peace to ask for the return of Lt Yar." "Well spoken." "There are those among my equals here who were wary of my approaching the Federation." "I am proud to have taken this step toward a treaty." "And proud that we have something of great value to offer you." "A priceless, life-giving vaccine." "The abduction I have done according to our custom for all to see." "Your conduct in this matter has been beyond exemplary, Capt Picard." "But now that the moment has come, I find that I cannot part with her." "You speak of a code of honor." "But what you are saying now, by our customs, is an act of war." "This is not an act of war, but of love." "I want Lt Yar to become my first one." "I challenge your right to supersede." "No woman has challenged for 200 years!" "The right is mine and I will have it!" "Natasha Yar, I challenge you." "A struggle to the death." "No!" "The challenge is unequivocally refused." "Then you shall have no treaty, no vaccine, and no Lt Yar!" "Ship's log, First Officer Riker reporting." "We have been informed of the challenge to Lt Yar and are maintaining combat readiness." "We are probing Lutan's compound with our sensors, still unnoticed." "Captain." "Deanna." "Did you have any idea that Lutan was going to announce that he wanted you for his first one?" "No, sir." "Tell me what you know about this." "Nothing, sir." "But it was a thrill." "Lutan is such..." "such a basic male image." "And having him say he wants you..." "Yes, of course, it made me feel good, when he..." "Troi, I'm your friend, and you tricked me!" "Only so you'd think about it, completely and clearly." "We're all being manipulated, Lieutenant." "Myself most of all." "How simple all this would be without the Prime Directive." "That thought had passed through my mind." "What is this message from Starbase 14?" "It's showing the infection rates, percentage illness increases." "The plague on Styris IV has flared up out of control." "They're estimating deaths in the millions, sir." "Capt Picard, come in." "I know I can win." "Not that I'd take her life, of course." "But I'd be glad to embarrass her." "The idea of accusing me of taking..." "The plague?" "If anything, even worse than we've heard." "So they desperately need the vaccine, sir." "And I know I can win this challenge." "You have nothing to prove here." "But the vaccine is important in this case, sir." "You're the last person I'd expect to argue for taking the challenge." "Betazoid blood is also practical, Captain." "The odds are very good." "She'd defeat Lutan's wife easily." "You'd win all the bargaining points you need." "The odds are..." "You have pointed out yourself, we are all at risk, every day of every mission." "I want some explanation from Lutan." "Lutan, why are you so obsessed with this Lt Yar?" "Surely Yareena is more desirable." "Certainly, she can offer you much more." "She owns many things, many lands." "It's a pity you began by abducting my Security Officer, Lutan." "Because I should tell you," "I do admire the hospitality you offer here." "I am in the grip of forces you do not understand." "Some of it I do understand." "She is a rather lovely female." "You surprise me, Captain." "What do you know of needs and feelings?" "Nothing." "Well, almost nothing, in my position as ship's Captain." "I see." "But it puzzles me." "If you feel like that for Tasha, why challenge her to a fight to the death?" "Not I. Yareena." "I am merely a spectator." "Ah, but you are also a man of great importance and wealth." "Great importance, perhaps, but he does..." "Ah, I see." "You, too, understand the proper value of women." "We understand that they are highly pleasant things, but, after all, unimportant." "Except for the land they own." "You are a truly clever person, Lutan." "You stand to lose nothing, either way the challenge goes." "A code of honor protects one, Captain, like a magic cloak." "I will order Lt Yar to fight." "And may your cloak bring you all you deserve." "Come in." "Why that razor, not the one I adjusted to perfect efficiency?" "Shaving is a human art form, Data." "Technological perfection can shave too close." "Puzzling." "How can anything be too efficient?" "Thousands of things are too efficient for humans." "We always come back to the human equation." "Exactly." "Have you continued to work on it?" "Constantly, my friend." "Particularly the humor." "A man goes to a store to buy kidneys." "He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddleys."" "The shopkeeper says, "You mean kidneys."" "The man says, "I said kiddleys, diddle I?"" "It's too old." "And you didn't tell it very well." "How do you know when something is funny?" "It's not explainable." "You just do." "Perhaps it is you, Geordi." "Includling the kiddleys, I've told 662 jokes and you've not..." ""Includling the kiddleys." Now, see, that's funny." "It was not meant as a joke." "The tongue slipped." "Oh, boy." "Riker to Cmdr Data, Lt La Forge." "Report to the transporter room for away-party duty." "First Officer to Captain." "Ready with the away personnel." " Lock in on this location." " Locked in, sir." "Energize." "You saw the news about the plague?" "And how badly the vaccine is needed." "We need to know as much as possible about Ligonian armaments." "Data, analyze their combat capabilities." "Geordi, concentrate on their cutting edges, durability, weaknesses in material." " Aye, sir." " From any particular point of view?" "From the perspective of Lt Yar using them in combat with Lutan's wife." "Most interesting." "Could this be human joke number 663?" "Negative, Data." "That's a Captain's order." "Which makes it important to know which weapons are to be used." "That won't be known until combat begins." "You're right, Data." "It does sound like a joke." "With the power of the Enterprise, we could overwhelm this place, just take what we want." "I may not understand humor, sir, but I am a Starfleet Academy graduate." " Which means, of course?" " Understanding the Prime Directive." "That is, ironically, what this is about." "By our standards, the customs here, their code of honor, is the same pompous, strutting charades that endangered our species a few centuries ago." "We evolved out of it because no one tried to impose their own set of..." "Sorry." "This is becoming a speech." "You're the Captain." "You're entitled." "Not entitled to ramble on about something everyone knows." "Carry on." "Ship's log, Cmdr William Riker reporting." "Continuing our appraisal of Ligonian technology, the Captain wants Lt Yar beamed to safety if her life becomes endangered." "I fervently hope the rules of that contest make it possible." "Riker to Transporter Chief." "Do we have our people on sensors yet?" "Their general area, sir." "Visual on screen now." "As you see, we're still doing some fine-tuning." "I've agreed to this meeting, but I see no point to it." "You accepted the challenge." "You should know there is no physical training that matches Starfleet, especially its Security people." "And you should know that even though these contests are rare, we make ourselves capable of them." "Yareena, my acceptance had nothing to do with Lutan." "It has!" "Lutan wants you to be his first one." "Impossible, Yareena." "I am a career Starfleet officer." "How could you not love him?" "Every woman loves him." "I fight for the vaccine." "That's the truth." "The truth is I will kill you if I can." "And believe me, I can." "There's nothing else to say!" "In my world, it's a greater honor to refuse." "You are on our world!" "Captain." "I'm your Counselor." "You brought me with you to Ligon to be of help." "Then help me, please." "What is a way out of this?" " With the vaccine?" " Mm-hm." "None." "The weapons in that room are surprisingly flexible, durable and deadly." "And light." "As if they were made for women to use." "Some still have traces of blood and poison." " Poison?" " Alkaloid base." "Lethal." "What about those lengths of metal in the yard?" "Uncertain, sir." "However, joined together, they would make a rectangle or square enclosing 121 square meters." "Vertically, they would make a pole 44 meters high." " Or two of 22." " Thank you, Data." "You're welcome, sir." "She won't budge." "She loves him, without reservation." "And she thinks I love him, too." "Most interesting." "Do you?" "Of course I don't, Data!" "As Troi pointed out, I'm attracted to him, but that's different." " Riker to Captain." " Go ahead, Riker, we're alone." "We can see your hosts gathering in the open area outside, sir." "Three of them are heading for your location." "Thank you, Number One." "Lieutenant, do you still want to go through with this challenge?" " Do you judge your condition good?" " I judge it excellent, sir." "Your weapons, Lt Yar." "You may choose your size." "Don't touch the spines." "They're poisoned." "If you're not careful, you could kill yourself." "These I understand." "First Officer's log supplemental." "Capt Picard, faced with a critical need for a vaccine, has permitted Lt Natasha Yar to engage in a fight to the death." "I have yet to understand his reasoning or his plan." "Care to lend a hand?" "Sit at ops." "Was I seen leaving?" "They've got eyes only for the program." "Capt Picard wanted no risk of our being overheard." "You are to proceed as he indicated." "Captain's orders two!" "Did the Captain understand what you and Geordi reported?" "The weapons are split-second lethal." "I'm here to brief you on what he plans." "Any last-minute instructions, sir?" "Stay alive." "We'll hope to do the rest." "I speak for Lutan." "The rules are known." "Let combat continue until there is a victor." "It will not be interrupted." "Combatants, hold your positions." "Return the weapon." "Careful, Yareena!" "Move!" "We're too late." "She's growing cold." "Sorry, that clashes with my instructions." "Oh, no!" "Exactly what do you find unfair, Lutan?" "They fought to the death." "You saw the final blow." "You know the effects of your poison." "But what of your Lt Yar?" "She is to become my first one now." "I won't stop her, if she cares to claim that honor." "Remember, you have all Yareena's wealth and lands now." "At least all has not been lost." " Riker to Captain." " Picard here." "Since you fulfilled your agreement, can we now beam the vaccine aboard?" "Yes, of course." "No problem, Number One." "Send down a medical team." "And to complete our business here, we are locked on to you." "Five to beam up." "Energize." "Welcome back, Captain." "You're wanted in the lounge." "This way, gentlemen." "She is not dead!" "There was no death combat!" "You violated our agreement!" "There will be no treaty, no vaccine!" "The challenge was carried out." "She died, Lutan." "There was no challenge." "She lives!" "I am a physician and saw her die." "If you doubt this poison, why not test it on yourself?" "Lutan, we can provide you with records of her death, and how Dr Crusher brought her back." "At the instant of death, Lutan, our mating agreement dissolves." "But this is witchcraft, Yareena." "To discard a mate in this manner..." "Is less painful than the one you selected for me." "Yareena, no." "Even as I battled, Hagon, I heard you calling out for me." "Yareena, be my first one." "All my land and all my goods, all I have is yours to rule." "How sad for you." "You've lost everything." "I have my honor." "It's... such a waste." "Do you want him?" "No." "There would... be complications." "Then I will have you as my number two." "Take your place accordingly." "Well, as you see, Captain, you may excel in technology, but not in civilized behavior." "What?" "Wesley." "Young Wesley has been manning that station for me." "I forgot." "Well... thanks again for manning one of our bridge stations, Wesley." "We'll see that you have another chance." "Yes, sir." "What's the delay?" "Why aren't we warping out of here?" "Set course for Styris IV, warp three." "Course laid in for Styris IV, sir." "Engage."

"# I'm not sick but I'm not well" "# And I'm so hot" "# Cos I'm in hell. #" "Yeah, I'm walking and reading, sweetheart." " You got a problem with that?" " (LAUGHING)" "Urghl Great(l) Elena." "If she sees me, we'll have to do small talk." "Could recycle my "nice weather" material from Mr Patel's, but it doesn't really have a sign-off." "Can't wait to get my hands on you either, you sexy little minx." "Urgh... nol I can't listen to her sex chat with Jeremy." " (RINGING)" " Jeremy!" " Oh, God." " I love you too, honey." "Hi, Jeremy?" "Yes, I got Rizla papers." "Normal." "I refuse to buy "king skins"." "It's like asking to buy a hypodermic needle." "No, I did not get the "lube"." "See you in a minute." "Uh, something's just come up." "Yeah, I'll see you at the airport." "I should explain..." "Really, there's no need." "Please don't pull me into your emotional fuck-piel" "That was my long-term partner, who's been away." "So..." "I'm going to tell Jez!" "Right." "Although maybe I shouldn't." "Isn't there a saying, "Whatever you don't know makes you stronger"?" " No." " You're probably right." "Although... maybe you should tell him." "It might be nicer coming from you." "Nicer for who?" "For you?" "Great." "I'm the Man Who Knew Too Much." "Thanks, ears(l)" "So, you'll buy tissue paper for me to physically wipe my sphincter, but you won't buy a bit of lube to ease the giving and receiving of pleasure?" "Uh-huh." "That's right." "Should I tell him?" "Really don't want to." "Is that because I don't want to see a friend hurt, or can't be arsed with the massive hassle?" "So, Johnson's invited me round to his new place." "Not sure why." "Could be anything." "Business?" "Pleasure?" "He probably just wants to shoot the shit." "He won't want to shoot the shit." "He's probably got loads of arsehole mates that he goes white-water rafting and shooting the shit and killing strippers with the whole time." "What's... this?" "It's Elena's birthday present - a bust of her head!" "It's not finished." " What?" "Do you think it's weird?" " No." "A thousand times, no." "I've got loads of other presents, this is just the topper." "So... everything going good, with Elena, do you feel?" "Amazing!" "It's impossible to say just how great she is just using stupid words." "Maybe one day you'll fall in love and then you'll understand." "Uh-huh, maybe." "Could wipe that patronising smile off his face with the truthl" "No." "Be like picking off innocent bystanders with a sniper rifle." "Fun at first, but it would quickly become a depressing chore." "My God, is this Johnson's recession residence?" "Not much to look at, but then apparently Sugar actually operates out of a refurbed Autofix garage." "Mark!" "Hello." " Hi, Alan." " Don't come in." "Oh?" "No?" " One question." " Yes?" "Do you want to make shedloads of freaking money?" "Um... yes." "Then come in!" "He's taken a shine to mel He's singled me outl" "Here's my pitch." "New management consultancy." "You and me." "I'm the face, you're the... tendons and grisly shit under the surface." "Whaddya say?" "Oh, my God." "I don't know!" "Really?" "Look at you!" "You're like the fat girl who's just been asked to the school disco!" "Well, yeah..." "My only hesitation is that I don't have any actual experience of management consulting..." "In." "Fire 30% of the workforce." "New logo." "Boom!" "Out!" "You are now a fully trained management consultant." "(LAUGHS) Great!" "Follow me." "Finallyl I'm being groomedl" "Up the pink-carpeted stairway to business abuse." "Welcome to the nerve centre." "OK." "Well, there's no point in maxing out on overheads until the clients come flooding in, right?" "Right." "Smart." "Very smart." "First things first - let's hook up the printer." "Urgh." "Alan's pyjamas." "Probably still warm." "Under the duvet." "No-one should see under the duvet." "Good old Vista." "People give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading!" "Why would I?" "It just feels like a good pair of jeans." "You fancy making us some builder's tea?" "Wow." "Amazingl I'm working with Johnsonl OK!" "I've grasped the talcum powder of powerl" "Could slip it into my pocket as a memento." "Hi, Suze." "Mark." "Tea's there." "Will you tell him his phone's charged?" "Er, right." "Sure." "Suze, where's the big scissors?" "Have you moved the big scissors?" "!" "Tell him they're in the clingfilm drawer." "Right, I've got to go out - audition." "Oh, brilliant, what is it?" "It's a stage version of that movie Crash." "You know, the one where all the different races are all the same but they're all a bit different, and it's all fine." "The blackies and the whities, etc." "That's an interesting message." "It is, actually." "I'm playing a whitie, as you can imagine!" " Right!" "Typecast again(!" ")" " Exactly!" "Builder's tea." "I suppose that's middle-class slang." "We don't coin much slang in the middle classes." ""Pants". "Mare". "Ooh, I'm having a mare, this builder's tea came out pants. "" "Right." "Suze says your phone's charged." "Did you make the bed?" " Er... no." " You're not my wife, Mark." "I had a wife." "I don't need another bullet in the head." "OK, righty, righty." "I made his bed and got his tea." "I am his wife." "First things first - funding." "I reckon we need to each put in a two-er." "Good?" "Oh, right?" "2,000?" "Two million?" "£2?" "Equal partners." "2K." "Straight down the middle." "Lamps and JT." "Working together in perfect harmony." "What do you reckon?" "I suppose... if I got an equity release on the flat, then..." "Yes!" "Great." "Gotta be cash, yeah?" " Cash?" " When the banks collapse, the stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blow jobs, know what I mean?" "Er, OK... fine." "Oh, my Godl" "I'm bumping fistsl I'm in bed with Johnsonl" "Oh, for freak's sake!" "Are you going to need to print anything today, Mark?" "Er, I don't know." "No." "I should be fine." "That was the correct answer." "Hello!" "Oh, hello." "You OK here?" "Great." "Join us." "Tell us about your day, dude." "Got to get out of the killing field." "Oh, fine." "The meeting with Johnson was just about starting up a management consultancy, so I'm definitely going to do that." "See you in a bit." "Oh, my God!" "That's so exciting!" "Tell us all about it!" "Yeah..." "I should probably leave you two alone to talk about whatever important subject you were talking about." "Oh, we were just chatting about having a mini-break in Crete." "Maybe." "Maybe having a mini-break." "There's no war or bomb shit in Crete, is there?" "No, I don't think so." "Cool." "I'll get some voddy." "He's excitedl He's checking out the sumptuous menu options on the SS Titanic." "So I take it you haven't told him?" "Well, I was going to." "But then I was like," ""Maybe wait until he's not holding a big kitchen knife."" " You have to tell him." " Tell him what?" " Nothing." " What's up?" "What's going on?" "Oh, God." "OK." "Go on." "Tell him, Mark." "What?" "Why me?" "You tell him." " Well, I don't want to tell him." " What?" "I'm not saying." "I refuse." "Well, I don't want to say." "I can't." "Look, what the hell is going on?" "Oh, for God's sake." "Jez, Elena has a long-term, live-in lover." "You're just a fuck-job on the side." "What?" "!" "Elena?" "That was pretty brutal, Mark." "I'm sorry, Jez." "You're much more than a fuck-job." "How long have you known?" "I heard them talking on the phone a couple of days ago." "You've known for two whole days?" "That's sick." "Look, I'm not the guilty person here, Jeremy!" "You're shooting the messenger." "Shoot each other!" "JEREMY:" "What a bastard." "Destroys my perfect love just cos it's built on lies." "So this thing, is it serious?" "It's complicated." "Oh, right." "Is he dying?" "Is it a poet in a diving bell?" "Is it really sad and weird but soon he'll be gone?" "No." "We've been together for a number of years and we are committed and in love." "Oh, shit." "I'm so sorry, Jez." "I just thought you and me would be one night of fun, and then I got sucked in, and we got serious, and Gail was away travelling..." "Gail?" "As in... a woman?" "This love rival is a chick?" "Yeah." "Are you disgusted?" "Is that a problem for you?" "MARK: £2,000." "Oh, God." "The Halifax Top Savers Account is finally dry." "The last of the Corrigan millions." "Mark, you dick!" "You've got it all wrong, again!" "Hello?" "What?" "Everything's going to be fine!" "The other guy is a woman!" "They're both two women!" "So it doesn't bother you, her being in a relationship with someone else?" "Well, a bit, but basically, not really." "I mean, me and this Gail, we're just eating from different sides of the plate." "I play woodwind, she's on brass!" "Elena's betrayed you." "How does it make a difference that it's with a woman?" "Because it's hot!" "Even a dried-up, desiccated old Bran Flake on toast like you should be able to see that." "MARK:" "If I'm a Bran Flake, he's a slutty Sugar Puff." "Urgh." "Can't really take more than one lengthy toilet break per morning." "The downtime here is nonexistent." " Anything?" " I'm sorry?" "In the loo." "How did it go?" "You want to know if I?" "Ideas, leads, pitches?" "Did you not come up with anything?" "I was on the loo, Alan." "Oh!" "Can you two keep it down a bit?" "Listen, I've ordered up 1,000 business cards." "I hope you don't mind, but I had to make a call on the name." "Oh, fine." "I liked them both." "Which did you go for?" "Consultio or Consultius?" "Consultio / Consultius." " How do you mean?" " Oh, for God's sake!" "I wonder if Mrs Sugar's allowed to sleep in the boardroom." "The name is Consultio / Consultius." "Got both bases covered." "I've got our cover letter ready to print up." "Right, and as of now, Alan, how many solid contracts or leads do we have?" "That's for me to know and you to find out!" "Print, you damnable fudger!" "Maybe there's a connection problem." " Alan, the printer's not connected." " No, it's wireless." "It's not wireless." "It doesn't say "wireless"." "It needs wires." "Shall I say, or live in his dream world?" "Screw it." "Sort it later." "Stick it on the laterbase." "Good." "I'm sure it'll work..." "later... (RINGING)" "Hello?" "Mark, tell him I'm going out." " Where?" " Anywhere." "Milk." "...Scotch Tape it, buddy." "Where'd Suze go?" "Er... to get milk." "But we already have milk." "I don't think it's really about the milk." "Well, what is it about, Mark, if you're the big expert?" "I know she's seeing someone." "Is it that guy from the SMEG oven shop or the monk she's e-mailing?" "I... don't know." "Oh, you don't know?" "Then maybe you should keep your trap shut." "Did that occur to you?" "So when are your 2,000 notes gonna make their appearance?" "Oh, yeah, right, soon." "Don't tell him it's in my pocket." "Tell him it's not in my pocket." "Although I was wondering whether, in the current climate, it'll be possible to recoup such a big investment in terms of..." "Relax, Mark." "You've seen this from the Sales Direct guys?" "They say they look forward to hearing from us in the future." "They "look forward to it"." "Now, what about that doesn't spell to you serious interest?" "Right." "Just keep nodding and smiling." "Nodding and smiling like Colonel Gaddafi's psychoanalyst." "It's great, isn't it, having an affair?" "It is exciting." "Like this morning when you called, and I thought, "Oh, hell!"" "But then I told Gail you were someone else, and she bought it!" "It was totally mad." " (LAUGHS) Yeah." "Mad, mad shit." " (DOOR OPENS)" "Oh, bollocks..." "Gail!" "Just follow my lead." "Heading for a threesomel A sexy lesbo threesomel" "Hi!" "I thought you were going from the restaurant straight to your Mensa party." "Shirt too much?" "Shit, do I possibly look a total dick here?" "Who's, er?" "Oh, he's just getting some dope." "Jeremy, Gail." " Hi, how are you doing?" " Good." "Just another local pothead." "That's me!" "I live upstairs." "Buy the pot here, take it there." "That's my system." "If you can call it a system." "Cool." "(WHISPERS) You should go." "She'll sniff us out." "She's in Mensa, she is a genius." "OK, well, see you around, neighbour!" "Not so clever now I'm humping your girlfriend, are you?" "You might be a big Mensan, but you haven't figured that one out, eh?" "Bye!" "It's perfect." "Happy birthday, Elena." "Where's real Elena?" "Aren't you cooking her a birthday breakfast?" "She texted to say she couldn't make it." "Gail took the morning off work and surprised her." " Oh, right." "How's the affair going?" " Good." "Yeah, it's hot." "We were going to watch The Wrestler last night, but she'd already seen it with Gail, so we watched Grand Designs." "And then Gail came home and so I had to leave." "But yeah, pretty hot." "Right." "Great." "Tell you what, shall I make us both some pancakes?" "Actually, man, that would be really nice." "(MOBILE BEEPING)" "Urgh." "Big Suze." "She keeps leaving these endless messages about how pissed off she is with Johnson and how he goes around writing his name on all the fruit and if she accidentally eats a Johnson orange, he totally loses it." " How's it going with Consultiarium?" " Brilliant." "Yeah." "Great." "And one good thing is I'm worrying quite a lot of the time whether Johnson isn't totally losing his nut." "Really?" "Yeah." "I look at him sometimes now and think, "Has Daddy's hat fallen off?"" ""Daddy's hat"?" "Yes, has Daddy's hat fallen off and he's just standing there, naked?" "I don't know." " He'll probably be fine." " (BEEPING)" "Er, Mark, maybe scratch the pancakes." "Gail's gone out to Pilates, I've got a window." " You've been summoned." " Exactly." "Back to the coalface." "Right, OK, keys, condoms, present." "OK, off to my affair." "See you later." "MARK: "Show me the money, Mark."" "What am I going to do?" "Is it going to be OK?" "It doesn't feel OK." "He seems mental." "And that's the front room, naturally." "Jez, why are they?" "Relax." "It's just a couple of neighbours come down to have a chat about you getting a job in a Mexican restaurant." "What?" "No." "No, Jeremy." "Gail walked in out of the blue again." "And I thought, wouldn't it be great if you were to track her movements for me?" "What?" "!" "So you're the guy who wants to work in a Mexican restaurant?" " Er..." " Yup." "Yes, he is." "Sign him up!" "Right, booze." "Oh, I don't believe it, I've forgotten to get booze!" " I'm not a big drinker, anyway, so..." " Nonsense." "I'll pop to the offy." "And, Elena, you wanted me to remind you about the thing." "The thing?" "Oh, Elena!" "Remember?" "You said, "My car's on pay and display," ""please remind me!" So I'm just reminding you." "Oh, yeah, right." "I'll walk you down!" "You two'll get along great." "Gail's a genius." "I'm not a genius." "I just have a very high IQ." "I'm a Mensan." "It means she's very perceptive." "She spots things that other people miss." "She's very highly attuned." "MARK:" "Great." "I'm the fuck-pie's pastry crust." "I'm holding all the disgusting ingredients together." "There's always room at Banditos for an English-speaking gunslinger." "I'm not sure I need to sink to washing up just yet!" "It's £100 a shift with tips." "You could try a shift and see." "Oh?" "Maybe I could juggle itl" "Johnson by day, Bandito by night." "Rich Mark could give to Poor Mark." "I could be the Zorro of myselfl That could be interesting." "The timing's quite good, actually, because I've got" " a couple of staff who are moving on." " (BEEPING)" ""Me N E goin bed at herzl" ""Kp Gail swet." "Thnx, Jez."" " Oh, Godl" " Great, call me at the restaurant." "Will you tell E I've grabbed an early one?" "Don't go." "Stay." " Why?" " Why?" "Why. "Why?" she asks." "Yes, why?" "Because I've got one or two questions." "For instance, delineate for me, if you can, the main points of difference between the burrito and the enchilada." "There's a video, Mark." "I'm going to go." "No, I really, really want you to stay." "I'm in a relationship, Mark." "Oh, no, God, I didn't mean..." "And it's a same-sex relationship." "No, I'm sorry, I..." "And I don't find you attractive, even speaking objectively." "Great." "The big triple." "Uninterested, unavailable and physically repulsed." "Come on!" "We've got a window!" "I'm just not in the mood, Jeremy." "Oh!" "Do you think I was in the mood this morning?" "Of course I wasn't, but I didn't let that stop me, did I?" "We need to be more careful." "Gail's in Mensa, for God's sake." "She reads books for fun!" "We should go back." "You go first, I'll leave it five minutes." "Fine." " (DOOR CLOSES)" " Hello!" "I'm back!" "And I got the booze." "Rum?" "Yeah, yeah, I got some rum." "Everyone likes rum, don't they?" "And I have to admit, I had a little bit on the way back." "You drank half a bottle of rum on your way back from the shop?" "You know how it is when you can't wait a second to get a hit of that neat, sweet rum." "MARK:" "Maybe I dodged a bullet with Alan." "I can take my two grand and head to the hills with the Banditosl" "All set?" "Got your swipe fob?" " Check!" " Remember the opener?" ""Hey, can I get some nachos or margaritas to kick you hombres off?"" "Great!" "Now get out there and work that tush." "Tits and teeth, Mark, tits and teeth!" "Oh, God, this is terrifying." "Just me and the public and some laminated menus for protection." "OK, here goesl" "Hi, guys, party of four?" "Let me show you to a table." "I'll grab you some menus, but first can I get some nachos, margaritas or something soft for the little guys, to kick you hombres off?" "I improvisedl I'm the Miles Davis of Mexican restaurant waiting staffl" "Just some menus and a jug of tap water, please." "Uh-ohl Skinflint alert." "Urghl What have I become?" "It's his legal right, by Godl" "Mark?" "Hello?" "Alan?" "Oh, fuck." "Oh, no." " You got the message, then." " Message?" " About meeting here." "You clearly got it." " Er... yeah." "I was worried." "But hey, you're here." "This is Colin and Naz from Sales Direct." "Hi, there." "Shitl Daddy's hat is back onl" "This is my business partner." " My wing man." " Mark Corrigan." " Mark?" " Oh, not nowl" "Table four?" "Sure thing." " What was that?" " Nothing." "Are you working here?" "Yes." "Of course." "I've mentioned that," " I'm sure." "So, you're all set for menus." " No, you definitely didn't mention that you'd started working in a Mexican restaurant." "It's just part-time." "I'm still your wing man, Alan." "Great to meet you guys." "What area are you interested in us taking a look at for you fellas?" "Table four, Mark." " I ought to be going." " Cool." "Cool." "I'm just settling these guys in." "Can I get you hombres some nachos or margaritas to kick off with?" "Well, we're grateful you've done all this upfront." "Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family." "PowerPoint, Excel and Word - the three amigos." "So, what's your MO?" " Well..." " Can we get some menus, please?" "Hold that thought, Colin, hold that thought a second." "Just got to cold-shoulder the shit-munchers before I service the big swinging dicks." " Can we order some drinks?" " Nope." "OK!" "Right, let's get into this mother." "We're going to have the early bird menu, please." "No, you're not, it's 8.03." "OK, Mark, look." "Working with Colin and Naz here," "I think what we need is two executive teams..." "Uh-huh." "OK, smart, super smart." "I'll do the consulting, the number crunching, meta-analysis and business plan, while you cover the fucking off and getting us an ice-cold pitcher of Bud." "OK?" "See you around." "So, fellas, let's get into this now." "Heading for a bedding." "Oh, no." "I thought tonight, let's not do it on the bed." "Let's do it on the floor." " Sexy." " Yeah." "Also I don't want the sheets to smell of you." "Uh-huh." "Right." "Well, I'm just afraid that Gail suspects something." "She's so clever." "The other day she found that sock and she was like, "What's this?"" " What did you say?" " I said I didn't know." "Nice." "Elena, what would you do if she did find out about me?" "Who would you choose?" "Obviously I'd choose you." "(DOOR SLAMS)" " Hey, honey!" " Shit!" " I'm home!" " It's Gail." " You'd better hide!" " But you're choosing me?" "Sure, sure." "Maybe later." "Great." "Mr Chosen, on the balcony, in his pants." "Look, I do have limits, you know?" "I have self-respect." "I might jump!" "Come on, Jeremy, we both know you're not going to jump." "Maybe I will jumpl That'd show herl" "Quite high." "Obviously I'm not going to jump." "MARK:" "Yeah." "Pretty good first shift." "Sacked by Johnson from my dream job, but on the plus side, learnt how to professionally present a key lime pie." "(THUMPING)" "What...?" "Is this some new... thing?" "Harassment by flailing washing?" "Am I being mocked?" "OK, face my persecutors." " Jeremy?" " Mark!" " Bet he's naked." " Mark!" "Of course." "Jeremy, what was the... thing?" "It's some shirts with a tennis ball tied in the end." "Good, isn't it?" "Er..." "Look, I'm freezing." "Can you throw me a rope?" " I haven't got a rope." " You haven't got a rope?" "I don't own a rope." "I don't own a boat or any cattle or any of the things that ropes are useful for." "What the hell would you do with a rope anyway?" "Climb up it." "Oh, sure." "Climb up it using your "strength"." " You could pull me up." " Yeah, I could haul you up using my "muscles"." " (DOORBELL RINGS)" " Shit, who's that?" " Suze." "What?" " Hi, Mark." "Oh, God, I am in such a mess about Alan!" "I don't even know who I am any more." "I can give you a tip." "Two words - mental posho." "Is Jez in?" "Sort of..." "But not really." "He's always been so sweet and understanding about my problems." "You might find that's changed a bit since he stopped wanting to have sex with you." "Where is he?" "OK, Jez, she's asleep." "You can come through, but crawl." "Crawl?" "Right." "Then, if she does wake up, I'll just say you're a pervert or a dope thief or a sex attacker." "Right!" "Great." "I'm golden." "This is good." "It's sexy, romantic, daring." "I'm like a modern-day Casanova." "Raffles, the gentleman perv." "No clothes." " Ssh!" " Raffles doesn't deserve clothes." "Oh!" "He..." "He was down there." "But he's gone." " (DOORBELL RINGS)" " All right, Jez, I'm coming!" "Alan?" "That was some dumb shit you pulled tonight." "Er, yeah, yeah, I know." "But the good news is I nailed the contract." "Consultio is go." "Wow, that's brilliant." "Yeah, but here's the thing." "I've had a think." "It's a biggie, Mark." "But I need manpower." "I need capital." "I need you." "Are you still in?" "Of course I'm still in!" "But I can trust you?" "Will you put your money where your mouth is?" "Of course you can trust me." "All the crazy shit we've pulled over the years" " JLB, Kettering, the marketing/sales shitstorm - we're always there for each other, right?" "Alan?" "!" "You followed me?" "Suze?" "Oh, I see." "Jeremy." "Got sick of the real world, want the soft play area?" "Why didn't you tell me, Mark?" " No, Alan, it's not..." " Some wing man you are." "But, Alan..." "Don't go!" "Johnson?" "Alan, no!" "He doesn't deserve that!" "He got it for the wrong reasons, but overall, probably fair do's." "# I'm not sick" "# But I'm not well" "# And I'm so hot" "# Cos I'm in hell. #"

"Growing up,all I wanted to do was play ball." "That's all I could think about when I was a kid¡ª one day,starting in the majors." "Crazy thing,I was actually making it happen." "I was playing really well in the minors,and... one game,everything changed." "The whole day,this pitcher's trying to shut me down, throwing me inside,throwing me inside,and bottom of the eighth... he finally catches me,right in the head." "So I figure,I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna put one in his head now." "And before I could even get to the mound,the benches clear,I'm caught in a pileup." "Shattered my wrist." "Baseball was over and..." "I was having one of those,you know,What now?" "moments." "But,uh,I guess,back then,things were a little easier." "All I had to do was change my career." "But now,ten years later,I'm getting hit again." "It's...it's life-changing,and I'm,uh..." "I don't know,I'm scared,I'm scared,you know?" "I don't know what to do." "A couple days ago,I thought I had all the answers." "Let's move!" " You like that?" " No,you didn't." "You like that?" "!" "I did." "I did." "Toss me another 40,man." "Come on,man." "What kind of toss is that?" "That's terrible." "Hey,you guys!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Okay,okay." "We don't want to mess up your makeup with those tears." "You think you're funny?" "!" "The thing's locked..." "Car!" "Somebody's coming!" "Mikey,Mikey!" "We got to go,okay?" "Don't make a noise!" "We'll be back for you!" "Where you go..." "Don't leave me here!" "Hey!" "Hold it..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Shut it right down!" "What the hell is that?" "It's blood,mixed with decomp juice." "What do you think,boss?" "We got ourselves a homicide?" "Let's take a look." "According to the wrecking yard manager,this car just showed up." "There's no record of it being brought in." "The crane operator thought it was just another junker." "This place is gated." "How'd it get in here?" "Mr. Delgado came in this morning and said the gate was open and the lock was chopped off." "He didn't call that in?" "Nope." "boss says he gets vandalized a couple times a month, mostly fast and furious-types,digging through the boneyard for anything usable¡ª airbags,gauges,catalytic converters." "Well,maybe this time,they broke in to dump a car." "And a few spare body parts." "details,that's what this job is all about." "We don't leave a crime scene until we photograph it, till we sketch it,till we collect every single last piece of evidence, and I figured this was like any other." "Man,was I wrong about that." "All right." "Wrap it up." "Thanks." "I found some elliptical tool marks on the lock on the front gate, consistent with bolt cutters." "I called you last night." "I went to bed really early." "Is this the woman that you're talking about?" "Yeah." "Lindsay Monroe." "Yep." "She's,uh..." "She's from Montana." "Her dad bought her a fly-fishing rod for her eighth birthday." "And then,a...a Buck knife for her ninth birthday." "Swear to God." "I had never met a girl like that before." "So I take it,that's a good thing?" "Yeah,absolutely." "So she makes this discovery with the lock." "Yeah,yeah." "I mean,that's not earth-shattering,but... it was something." "Metal against metal." "We should be able to get some elemental transfer." "You hear something?" "Yeah,I do." "What is it?" "It's coming from over there." "There's somebody in here." "Hey!" "Hey,get me out of here!" "It's locked." "Hey,can you hear me?" "!" "All right,hang on." "We'll get you out." "Okay,okay!" "All right,come on!" "Let me out!" "Who the hell are you?" "His name is Mike Hess." "He works as a nurse at a veterinary clinic in Queens, and once a month,he and his buddies get together and LARP." "LARP?" "Live Action Role-Playing." "They dress up like video game characters and go all gladiator on each other." "What does that have to do with breaking into the junkyard?" "Hey,man,that junkyard is like our,like our scorched earth." "It's like a post-apocalyptic battleground,you know." "I'm telling you,Stell,this wing nut had an answer for everything." "Okay,Spartacus,enough with your fantasies." "Tell me about the post-fight festivities." "I don't know,man,uh..." "We had a couple 40s,and-and then... that's when the guys decided to punk me into the trunk." "Now,my boy spoke to his merry band of numbnuts and they all had the same answer:" "They saw headlights." "They thought it was either someone from the junkyard or the cops,so they ran." "Figured they'd come back for Mike, but by the time they got back,the place was a crime scene." "I want to know more about this car they saw." "According to the 109,there were no patrol cars in the area, and the junkyard manager said he was home all night." "Which means it could've been our killer driving that car that spooked them." "And cut the lock on the front gate." "Because according to Mike,he and his crew jumped the fence." "Assuming we believe his story,did anyone get a look at who was behind the wheel?" "Nope." "All they saw were headlights." "And all Mikey heard was his own voice,crying for help." "So if Mikey and all his friends are accounted for,then who was in the box?" "Your jack-in-the-box just became a Jane." "See here?" "The sciatic notch of the pelvis,wider in females than in males." "And when humans reach a certain age, their epiphyses, or end caps of the long bones,fuse with the shaft." "The first to fuse is the elbow,and second,is this-- the clavicle." "This one looks partially fused." "And I was,also,able to determine that our victim's eye orbital is triangular in shape." "So based on what we have so far, our vic is most likely a white female,between the ages of 17 and 25." "And from the amount of decomp,I'd put TOD about three weeks ago." "Did you get anything from the car?" "So far all we have is this VIN plate." "The numbers look scratched off." "We're documenting the final resting position of every hair,tooth,muscle and bone fragment we can fin" "And using that data,we should be able to determine the body's original position in the car." "Which will,hopefully,show us anything that's out of place,and put us on the trail to our killer." "But as of now,it's one g puzzle." "Miss?" "Pretty lady?" "Hold up..." "I'm not shopping today,kid." "You like watches,though?" "Hey,a fine lady like you,should be wearing Chanel,or some Rolex or something." "Check it out." "Just like they got on Fifth Ave." "That says "Rollez," with two "L"s and a "Z."" "I hear you." "But I'm saying,why you gonna spend more money for less letters?" "You like that,huh?" " Here,let me get $30." " Not interested." "All right,20." "All right ten." " Okay,let me see how much I got,okay?" " Okay." "All right." "Sorry to bother you,Miss." "Oh,excuse me,sir,you like watches?" "Hey,kid,get lost." "You got it." "I see the two of you have met." "Yeah,genius is selling fake watches right outside the NYPD crime lab." "You going somewhere?" "Yeah,you're coming with me." "I just finished processing the VIN plate." "Registration comes back to an Elizabeth Barker,Caucasian female,25 years old." "Matches the description of our vic." "Yep." "Let's go." "Oh,my God." "And you thought the person inside the car was me?" "You matched a partial description we were able to put together." "Mrs. Barker,when did you realize the car was missing?" "This morning." "When my husband went out to get the paper." "We called the police right away." "Where is your husband now?" "He took our son for a walk." "There's a park at the end of the block." "Guess he's pretty hands-on,huh?" "Steve's a great father." "How is he as a husband?" "Excuse me?" "You know if he was maybe having an affair?" "Okay,I'm sorry,but that question is out of line." "Mrs. Barker,we found a homicide victim in your car." "Naturally,we're gonna have a lot of questions." "I'm sorry." "I understand." "Where were you last night?" "Home." "We went to bed a little after 9:00,and,um,ever since the baby arrived, we've barely been able to stay up any later." "You can ask Steve yourself." "Took a little while,but he finally settled down." "Um,Steve,this is Detective Bonasera and Detective Messer." "Yeah,it's about me,guys." "I called you about five hours ago." "Honey,they're here about a murder." "So,this isn't about our car?" "It's connected." "Found a piece of jewelry in pretty good shape." "Based on age,I'd say they'rerobably the victim's parents." "Job never gets easier,does it?" "I can tell you I've been working here 29 years." "That's 4,846 cases and names I will never forget." "What gets me through are people like them, folks who are gonna be looking to me for answers." "Some kind of paperwork here." "Pulled it from the vic's pocket." "It's covered in decomp juice,but maybe this will help." "Nope." "It's too thick." "It needs a sterilized wash." "I'll send it up." "Sid,do that again." "With the ALS." "Run it over that piece of the vic's skull." "You ever see anything like that?" "Not in 4,846 cases." "My guys canvassed Steve and Elizabeth Barker's neighborhood." "They hit every house for two blocks." "No one saw or heard the car being stolen from their driveway last night." "And we got nothing from the locket that Hawkes found." "No prints,no foreign DNA." "What about those pictures of the parents we found inside?" "They're in circulation-- media's got them." "Hopefully,somebody will recognize Mom and Dad and help us identify our vic." "Hey,do you guys recognize this mutt?" "Never seen him before." "No,me,neither." "AFIS does." "His name is Reggie Dunham." "Lindsay lifted a partial print off the vandalized lock we brought back from the wrecking yard." "Apparently,this mope likes prison food." "He's been locked up three times." "Yeah,he also likes to hurt women." "Served two of those three sentences for aggravated assault." "Maybe this time,he didn't stop at beating them." "Go." "Time." "All right,who here can tell me what my man,Antonio,was doing wrong?" "He forgot to pump the emergency brake to override the ignition computer." "Don't even think about it." "Hey,stupid,building's surrounded." "Let's see some hands,Reggie." "Yo,man,hold up,hold up,hold up,hold up." "Y'all can't be coming in here like this without warrant." "Here you go." "Go ahead." "Say it." "Class dismissed." "Get up,let's go." "Come on." "So,we slapped on the bracelets." "We took Reggie back to the precinct,but of course,nothing is ever as easy as it seems." "All right,look,here's the deal,yo." "Reggie Dunham don't jack whips no more." "No,now you just teach the next generation of punks how to." "You know what they say,right?" "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." "So is my time." "We found these in your classroom." "They match tool marks left on a padlock we collected from a junkyard in Queens this morning." "Your prints were the only ones on them." "You want to tell us about last night?" "Okay,maybe this will refresh your memory." "You kikilled a girl,stole a car,dumped them both in the junkyard." "Starting to come back now?" "Man,why y'all sweating me?" "Now,I done told you,I'm clean,and I ain't killed nobody,bro" "My ass ain't jacked a whip since back in the day." "True that." "What were you doing in the junkyard last night?" "Who was she,Reggie?" "Where did you meet her?" "Professor..." "let me explain something to you." "Unless you got a rock solid alibi that puts you somewhere else, you're gonna spend the rest of your teaching days behd bars." "Look,here's the thing,all right?" "And you better listen up,Irish,'causI'm only going to say this once." "You feel me?" "My ass was mad busy last night trespassing." "Word to mother." "You know,I do a little late-night shopping, you know what I mean,for them,uh,catalystic converters." "They got them precious metals and whatnot." "There's good money in it,yo." "Yeah,now,y'all go tell the DA that..." "I'll let them know y'all beat my ass for a confession." "And my bad,I can't help you with the bodies y'all chalked last night, but,u if you'll excuse me,I got some business to take care of." "You didn't pay much attention in high school physics,did you,Reggie?" "What?" "I'm guessing school wasn't your thing." "Now it's my turn to play the teacher." "Today's lesson: conservation of energy and the first law of thermodynamics." "Now,pay attention here." "It states that energy can be transferred,but it can't be created or destroyed." "What does this have to do with anything,bro?" "Well,it means you just bought yourself some pain for no reason, because if I or Detective Flack grabbed your head and slammed it into the table like you just said, there would be a transfer of energy to the back of your head and a bruise would form in the shape of a hand." "True that." "So,Reggie,you just gave yourself a beat down for nothing." "We'll talk again." "Can I...can I g an aspirin,man?" "Talk to me." "Found several foreign prints on the steering wheel and the door handle." "Any of them come back to Reggie Dunham?" "Not a one." "Maybe he was wearing gloves." "Well,if he did,why didn't he wear them when he cut the lock?" "I may have mething here,gentlemen." "I just recovered the interior driver side door handle,and take a look right here." "Blood smear." "We know our vic was in the trunk." "How did a bloodstain get clear over to the driver side door handle?" "It could be secondary transfer." "The killer smeared some of the victim's blood on the handle when he got in the car..." "Or maybe he was injured during an attack,which means this stain could contain the killer's DNA." "Get it up to the lab." "We'll run it." "You two keep digging." "Yeah." "Sid,our victim may have been beaten." "Concentric circles of this fracture indicate a blow to the head." "The temporal lobe...delicate region of the skull." "Looks like you just found our COD." "Blunt force trauma." "I'll call Mac." "No,wait." "Take a look at this." "Knife marks on the anterior surface of the L-1 vertebra." "Possibly from metal hitting bone when the car was crushed?" "I don't think so." "The marks have a distinct V-shape, and there's scalloping along the edges,consistent with a serrated blade." "We found nothing in the car that would make that mark." "Now,a stab wound to that region of the body would cause massive hemorrhaging." "Our victim could have bled to death." "Sharp force trauma to the abdomen." "Blunt force trauma to the skull." "So,now we have two CODs?" "Maybe not-- take a look at the marks." "They're clean,no sign of any blood in the osteonal canal." "Which means they were inflicted postmortem." "But why stab a woman that was already dead?" "How is the facial reconstruction coming?" "I'm running it against the missing persons database right now." "Looks like we just got our answer." "No match." "You know,I don't get it." "She's been dead for three weeks, and the pictures in the locket say that she's probably got family out there looking for her." "So,why haven't they reported her missing?" "I found this in the back pocket of our vic's pants." "It's a spoon." "XRF indicated sterling silver." "A silver spoon." "The kind you're born with." "Could mean our vic had coinage 'cause it's too small to be cutlery." "What about the piece of paper Sid found?" "I used sterile water to rinse off the blood and decomp juice.Take a look." "It's a business card." "Life Systems." "Dr. Lori Winton." "Can't make out an address." "Oh,I already did the grunt work." "Life Systems is a medical center in midtown." "Thank you so much,Adam,you are the best." "Thank you." "Sorry,I've never seen her before." "You sure about that?" "We have reason to believe sheas here." "It's possible she could have seen another doctor." "She had your card." "She may have grabbed the wrong one on the way out." "Have you noticed if any of your patients been missing or not shown up for appointments¡ª anything like that?" "Missed appointments-- are you kidding?" "I get,like,seven of those a day." "So,listen,if there's nothing else,I really" " I have patients to see." "Actually,one more thing." "If you don't mind,why don't you take this copy and post it on your wall?" "Might ring a bell with some of your patients passing through,you know?" "Here's my card; you can reach me at the crime lab." "S-- excuse me one sec." "Well,thank you very much." "That'll help us a lot." "Of course,yes." "Hey,you okay?" "Yeah,yeah,yeah,I'm fine,I'm fine." "I just thought I saw somebody I knew." "Why didn't you tell her the truth?" "Because I had no idea what was going on." "I mean,Lindsay told me shwas taking off work for a couple hours to go look at a sublet in Brooklyn." "She's never lied to me before." "You get the DNA results from the bloodstain?" " Danny." " Yeah?" "I was told you were working up that stray bloodstain Sid found." "Got it,um,I've just been staring at this monitor too long." "Looks like the blood's from a male donor." "A common allele at each locus." "Mm-hmm,indicating a familial relationship." "So either the vic's father or her son was in that car." "Which means we have a potential witness or we just identified our killer." "Or maybe another victim." "Only we can't answer that till we identify the vic." "Hey,got the tox results from the tissue sample that Sid isolated." "Our Jane Doe was taking tetracycline,huh?" "Which not only glows under UV radiation,but the drug molecule... also contains a dimethylamino group." "Acts as a chelation site for divalent calcium ions." "Which means it binds to bone." "Explaining the glowing streaks that Dr. Hawkes and Sid found on the victim's skull." "What about the spoon that you found in the victim's clothing?" "You lift any prints?" "The only usable ones all belong to the victim." "DNA?" "Pending." "We're not catching any breaks on this one,are we?" " It's Hawkes." " I'll keep my fingers crossed." "Thanks." "Hey." "Please tell me you've got something." "Take a look." "The victim's pelvis." "After removing all the soft tissue,I noticed this." "There's pitting along the dorsal surface." "Calcium resorption." "Certain biochemicals released by the body actually have the ability to dissolve its own bone tissue." "Most commonly associated with hormonal changes experienced during pregnancy." "So we know our victim had a child." "It explains the male DNA with common alleles we found inside the car." "It wasn't the victim's father." "It was her son." "We ran additional protein-based assays on the stray bloodstain found in the car." "It was placental in origin, and when you combine that with the postmortem knife marks on the vertebrae..." "Our victim was pregnant at time of death." "Yes." "Her unborn child was cut from her body." "Lindsay." "Danny,hey." "I can't talk right now." "What's going on?" "What do you mean?" "Come on,Lindsay." "I saw you today at the health center." "Are you sick?" "Danny,you should go back to work." "No,no,no." "You should talk to me." "What's the matter?" "You okay?" "Lindsay." "Hey." "What the hell is going on?" "See,the truth is I can't really blame her for not saying anything." "See,a while ago..." "I messed up." "All right?" "I was with another woman." "I didn't say anything." "But she knew,I think she knew." "You know." "Couple months later,we get back together,but things haven't really been the same." "And now th." "You okay?" "Are you all right?" "I'm pregnant." "You sure?" "How long have you known?" "A few weeks." "I should get back to work." "W-W-Whoa,whoa.Why didn't you tell me?" "Look,you can't just drop this on me and walk away." "Please." "Danny,I know you." "You..." "What is that supposed to mean?" "I just mean that I'm not expecting anything." "Who is that?" "That's our vic." "I think I know her." "Her name is,uh,Nicole Harris." "I met her at the center when I had my first appointment." "How far along are you?" "Uh,almost eight months." "You here by yourself?" "Do your parents live nearby?" "Albany." "I just moved here." "We should trade numbers." "I know what it's like to be... be alone in a new city." "I got to get..." "Flack to contact her parents." "When was the last time you spoke with your daughter?" "Uh... about seven months ago." "And you never filed a missing person's report?" "No,sir." "It never occurred to you that something might have happened to her?" "No,sir." "Your teenage daughter comes to New York alone,pregnant." "Seven months go by and neither one of you are worried?" "I don't understand." "I mean,w... why didn't you go to the police?" "Mr. Harris." "Nicole was a straight-A student." "She... she loved animals." "She,she was like this... little angel who did everything right,and then one day she comes home crying." "When she told us that she thought she was pregnant,we... we thought she was joking." "I didn't know who she was anymore." "ifferent person." "Maybe we should have paid more attention." "No." "Don't do this again." "We did everything right." "We taught her better." "Do you know who the father is?" "No,Nicole was afraid to tell us." "How did she end up in New York?" "I figured if Nicole was in such a rush to be an adult,she should act like an adult." "You kicked her out of the house." "It was better for everybody." "Including Nicole?" "We live in a small town,Detective." "If she had stayed,it would have been hardest on Nicole." "And you." "We didn't want to be judged." "We'll contact you at the hotel if we have any more information." "Detectives." "Yes?" "About Nicole's baby,do you know what it is?" "A boy." "Is he alive?" "We don't know." "Hey." "Heard Lindsay identified the FastSCAN photo." "What did you tell him?" "I lied." "I told him that Lindsay was at the health center to get a flu shot." "How's that for a coincidence,huh?" "You ready for another one?" "Copy of a prescription for tetracycline from Nicole Harris' medical records." "Flack got a subpoena." "Take a look at who wrote it." "Yeah,Dr. Lori Winton." "Who said she didn't recognize Nicole,right?" "That's what she said when we interviewed her." "Sorry,I've never seen her before." "So if the good doctor was lying then,what else does she have to hide?" "Hey,Doc,let's try this again." "Have you ever seen this woman?" "Detectives,I'm very busy." "I have a waiting room full of patients." "You know what?" "That's what it's for-- waiting." "So just answer the question." "I don't know." "She looks familiar." "That's not what you told us earlier." "Care to explain?" "Look,do you have any idea how many patients are in and out of this center everyday?" "Why don't you explain to me why it is you're so convinced I remember this one girl?" "Because you wrote her a prescription." "Now,I'm not a doctor,but I think you would need to examine a patient before you break out the prescription pad." "Am I right or wrong?" "I'd like to talk to a lawyer." "Mac,DNA results on the silver spoon came back." "Major donor was our vic." "There's a minor donor?" "There was a match to the elimination sample we got from Steve Barker." "Now,I know he's the registered owner of the vehicle that our vic was found in, so he can explain why his DNA was in the car." "But not on a spoon pulled from Nicole's pocket." "Hey,Mac,take a look at this." "Flack pulled Dr. Lori Winton's phone records." "She's got some friends we know." "Steve and Elizabeth Barker." "The vic's body was in that car." "And the last time she dialed their number was 20 minutes ago." "Right after weeft her office." "She called to warn them we're closing in." "NYPD." "What,what's this about?" "Put your hands against the wall now!" "Right now!" "Where's the baby,Steve?" "We know about Nicole-- we have your DNA onvidence we took off the body." "We know that Dr. Lori Winton called to warn you that we were coming." "So tell us where the baby is." "I don't know what you're talking about." "I just got home from work." "If Lori called,she talked to my wife." "Where's your wife?" "I don't know." "They were gone when I got home." "They're running." "This is Detective Flack,84389." "I need an alarm on a Caucasian female,30 years old,name Elizabeth Barker." "She's wanted for possible child abduction." "Ever since we got married,all Elizabeth ever talked about was wanting to be a mother." "And we tried." "We did for years." "We just never got lucky." "So we went to see a doctor and that's when Elizabeth got the worst news of her life." "That she would never be able to conceiva child." "After that,for her,it was like life wasn't even worth living anymore,you know?" "I just wanted to make her happy again." "Hey,we found Elizabeth." "Gas station in Brooklyn.She's holed up with the baby." "You could have adopted." "No,we tried that." "But there were these concerns over my wife's psychogicawell-being." "So with every day that passed,she just became more and more obsessed about having a child." "She got really depressed." "I got scared." "And you figured the only way to make her better was to find her a baby." "Elizabeth,NYPD.We're outside the door." "Listen,we don't want anyone to get hurt." "Go away!" "Elizabeth,this is Detective Bonasera,I'd like to come in and talk to you." "That's when Dr. Lori Winton came into the picture." "She and Elizabeth grew up together." "So I convinced Elizabeth to go talk to Lori about her obsession,and Lori tried to help." "So then one day Nicole came into Lori's center looking to have an abortion." "And that's when Lori got the idea." "She figured she could solve everybody's problems." "Elizabeth,I'm coming in." " Just to talk to you,okay?" " No!" "So Dr. Lori Winton introduced you and Elizabeth to Nicole." "We were going to pay for all of her medical expenses plus $50,000." "And Nicole agreed at first." "But as the due date got closer... she changed her mind." "Think about your baby,Nicole." "Think about his future." "We can give him everything he needs." "No,what he needs is me." "His mother." "You can have this back." "I don't need your gifts." "Sorry." "Steve,do something." "Wait,wait,wait.We'll get you more money,okay?" "We'll pay you $60,000." "No,I told you,it's not about the money." "Now,please just let me go." "No!" "It all happened fast." "She's dead." "What about the baby?" "Get me a knife." "I didn't have a choice." "That baby was going to die in a matter of minutes and that ambulance was never gonna be there in time." "You didn't know that." "No..." "But the one thing you did know¡ª was that once help arrived,you and Elizabeth would never get to keep that baby." "So after you removed the child,you hid Nicole's body in your car." "But after a couple weeks decomposition started to settle in." "You were afraid that people would notice." "So you drove the car to a demolition yard." "Reported it olen-- and hoped that no one would find the body." "I know what that baby means to you,Elizabeth." "I know you'd never want to hurt him." "I'm coming in." " Elizabeth..." " No!" "No,no,no." "Drop the scissors,Elizabeth." "You don't want to hurt that baby." "An innocent baby." "Put the scissors down." "Elizabeth,drop the scissors." "You don't want to hurt that baby." "Drop the scissors." "All Elizabeth ever wanted was to be a mother." "To have a baby of her own." "I just wanted her to be happy." "I want to hold the hand inside you" "I want to take a breath that's true" "I look to you and I see nothing" "I look to you to see the truth Fade into you" "Strange you never knew Fade into you..." "You speak to the handling DA?" "Yeah." "Lori will be facing unlawful child brokering and obstruction of justice charges." "Should be good for a nickel." "Not to mention she'll lose her medical license." "Mr. and Mrs. Hais,I'm Detective Messer.I'm one of the crime scene investigators working your daughter's case." "Thank you." "I'm very sorry for your loss." "Um,we were told to wait here for Child Services." "They're bringing our grandson." "Yeah,he shouldn't be too long." "So,why don't you have a seat." "You okay,son?" "And here we are,back at the beginning." "You asked me a simple question:" "Detective,you have any kids?" "And I just unloaded on the two of you." "If you don't mind my asking,what happens now?" "I don't know." "Well,whatever you do,son... don't allow yourself any regrets." "Child Services is here." "Jim." "Andrea." "This is Detective Monroe." "Nice to meet you." "It's very nice to meet you." "Well...good luck." "To the both of you." "It's okay."

"You all right?" "Run" "Brother Yeung, be careful" "Your dad is angry with me only" "He will get you up later" "He pushed me down" "He didn't see me as his daughter" "Looking back, he always held me at arm's length" "Don't think so much" "See if we can find a way out" "What is it?" "I have no idea" "This is the luminescent dagger we lost" "And this the lingzhi Old Mischief broke" "Old Mischief?" "I got it now" "He put them here when he stole the mask and scissors from me" "That's why he said he had some good stuff for me" "Passionless pill, so it is here" "Now you take it" "Only one?" "Otherwise Dad wouldn't have been so angry l remember he said that it is not easy to find all the ingredients" "Even with the all ingredients available lt is not easy to make" "So he warns us to be careful with the love flowers all the time" "Brother Yeung, your love for Miss Dragon is so selfless" "My dad just can't compare" "Gor" "Today is the first day" "His pain will get worse day by day ln the 36th day, when the poison reaches the heart" "It is worse than death" "You..." "You are my Sister Lau, I will save you" "But him..." "Mr Kungsuen" "You want to beg me?" "Why don't you ask yourself?" "You can bear to see him die in agony?" "Only passionless pill can save him I will save him after our wedding" "Death is nothing" "But if you have to suffer 36 days before you can die..." "All right, we marry tonight" "Sister Lau, if you had said so earlier lt would have saved all the trouble" "So this is a map of Passionless Valley" "This is the hall of Daffodil Manor" "Sword Room, Pill Room, Lingzhi Room" "We are in the crocodile pond ln that case, there is a way out" "If the map is correct The way out is over there" "Brother Yeung, this lingzhi can't help with the love flower poison" "But it is good for your constitution" "You have it" "Then let us share it" "Brother Yeung, where does this creepy laughter come from?" "It is all right" "Ghost" "Ghost?" "I am a ghost, I am a ghost" "Elder, if you say you are a ghost That means you are not I am Yeung Gor, Miss Kungsuen and I are in flight" "Kungsuen?" "Your name is Kungsuen?" "What is your relationship with Kungsuen Chi" "He is my father" "Elder you know him?" "Know him?" "Of course I know him" "What he owes me can never be repaid" "Let us go" "You really are his daughter?" "I...should I tell her?" "Your name is Luk-ngok, you are 18 years old" "You were born on the 3rd of Second month Right?" "How do you know?" "I gave birth to you, of course I know" "You...you are..." "You have a red birthmark on your left shoulder" "You really are...my deceased mother?" "Deceased?" "Deceased mother?" "Elder" "Show me your shoulder, if you lie to me You both have to die" "Red birthmark, Ngok" "Mom" "You really are my daughter Mom" "Ngok, I miss you so much" "Mom, how come you are here?" "Dad said you were dead" "What did you call him?" "Dad" "Don't you ever call that scum dad again" "He doesn't deserve it" "Aunt Kungsuen What Aunt Kungsuen?" "Mom, Brother Yeung saved my life" "So what?" "I have sworn that whoever links my name with that scum has to die" "Mom, please, he didn't know about it" "You tell him how to address you" "I am who I am, iron Palm Lotus Blossom Kau Chin-chat" "Why aren't you overawed?" "Mom, Brother Yeung is young and ignorant" "He has not heard of your name" "Why don't you kneel to your mother-in-law?" "Mom, nothing happened between me and Brother Yeung" "Nothing?" "He dares not look at me" "And this robe can't be yours" "Kungsuen...elder, I... lf you are as unfaithful as that scum I will make you die a horrible death" "You are going to marry my daughter or not?" "Elder, don't worry, Miss Kungsuen saved my life I will never forget it" "You are smart" "Gor, you suffered the love flower for me" "How can I not save you?" "Let us meet in our next life" "Elder, I..." "Still Elder?" "Mom, please" "No, no, you put it back on Yes" "Put it back on" "Aunt" "He has the love flower poison?" "Yes" "Mom, please save Brother Yeung" "You save him and he can get you out" "It is not that hard to get out" "Elder, if it is not that hard, then why you" "You want to say, if it is not hard How come I am still here" "If my limb tendons were not cut" "And my martial artistry had not gone, I..." "Mom, you tell me, who did that to you?" "It couldn't be Dad?" "Don't call him dad" "You tell me why he did it" "Because...because I killed his mistress" "That scum, you vermin Who taught you your kungfus?" "You know who I am?" "I am the sister of martial world famous Water Walker Kau Chin-yan of iron Palm Sect" "You must be awed" "Quite a bit I don't think even a bit" "You are not a martial arts practitioner" "You dumb kid" "You don't even know about lron Palm Sect" "You get lost, I don't want to see you again" "Mom, please, Brother Yeung is young" "However young, he should have heard of iron Palm Sect" "Which is on par with Beggar Sect" "My brother commands respect in the martial world" "Mom, let us not talk about this" "How come you fell out with Dad?" "Don't call him Dad, he is scum" "Yes, you tell me" "It was almost twenty years ago I had a fall out with my big brother" "So I went out to roam the martial world on my own I wandered into Passionless Valley and met that scum" "Elder, why people in the valley stay away from wine and meat?" "It is custom handed down from their ancestors" "They took refuge there from social turmoil And settled down for martial cultivation" "They have to be vegetarian" "Martial cultivation?" "Why vegetarian?" "Ask me when you have become my son-in-law" "It was my destiny I met the scum and married him" "His martial artistry was just so-so I taught him my best kungfu" "And patched up the shortcomings in their family kungfu" "But, when I was pregnant with Ngok" "He had an affair with a maid I was kept in the dark for several years" "Then one day, they decided to elope on the 7th of the7th month" "The day I went into retreat" "But luckily I overheard them I kept mum and pretended to go into retreat" "You slut" "Yau-yee..." "You..." "Yau-yee..." "love flower poison" "It is arsenic water lf you don't mind then take the pill" "Sister Chat, please forgive me" "Only one pill here, save her or you?" "Yau-yee, we can't live together We die together" "See you in Hades" "Sister Chat, I have killed the slut You forgive me" "If you begged me, I might save her too" "But you were over-hasty" "What?" "You pity the adulterers?" "Elder, you were fooled" "Yes, I was fooled lt was all my fault" "Sister Chat, for Ngok's sake You drink it and forgive me" "Sister Chat, come on" "Sister Chat, have some more Come on, another cup" "Why I am here?" "Where am I ?" "How come?" "What happens to my legs?" "My arms, why?" "Why I can't stand up?" "Where am I?" "How come I am here?" "Where am I?" "What kind of place is this?" "Where am I?" "And I have been here for more than 10 years I am now more like a ghost" "Scum, Kungsuen Chi" "Mom, you must be hungry" "All these years, how you... I have not starved" "All these years, you survive on these dates" "You think that scum would send me meals?" "He must think that I was long dead Nowjust a heap of bones" "Elder, please" "You have been here so long Have you figured a way out?" "Of course, but it depends on your capability" "It is high, now we need some ropes" "But where to get them?" "With the rattans here and some barks" "We can make one" "Heaven has its way I can seek my revenge now" "Be quick, come on" "Ngok, that Kungsuen scum is an example" "All men are unfaithful" "You let him go up first Will he still care about us?" "Come on" "Mom, I told you, Brother Yeung is not that kind of man" "Ngok, after going out, don't ever let him get out of sight" "Husband, husband, only when he is within your sight" "He doesn't have your daughter in his heart" "Anyway, bear what I said in mind Yes" "My daughter is right about you" "What it takes so long?" "Pull me up" "What are you doing?" "Ngok" "Lintai acupoint impaired Circulations all broken" "What?" "If you want to keep your martial artistry" "Pull her out, do it Yes" "Be quick, harder" "Ngok" "Brother-in-arms Fan, you all right?" "What a rascal, kill him" "Mom Kill him" "Mom, he pulled us up after all" "And he is seriously wounded, let him off" "All right, I let you live, take me out" "Mom, be careful" "Mom, your cloth is dirty Let me clean it up for you" "What did you say?" "Who reduced me to this?" "I am not going to see the emperor, am I?" "I am going to kill that faithless scum Clean it up?" "Elder, your tendons all cut How can you beat him?" "Mom, Dad..." "Kungsuen scum is not easy to tackle, why don't..." "Shut up!" "Yes, the scum's martial artistry..." "Unless I impose as my big brother Kau Chin-yan I may have my revenge when he is off guard" "He...he has not met Senior Uncle before?" "No, he has been my husband for so many years" "He will recognize me lt is easy" "It is ugly" "Heaven is on my side" "Ngok, help me prepare" "We are going to kill him after dark" "That Miss Lau is odd" "She will be our lady soon, don't anger her" "Then let us report to our Lord" "Otherwise, should anything come up We would be made responsible" "Right" "Lord" "What are you doing here?" "I told you to keep Miss Lau company" "But Lord, Miss Lau didn't want us She threw us out" "Yes, Lord" "Sister Lau, you sure look great today" "You have brought the passionless pill?" "You still think about him?" "You should know" "Why the hurry, after our wedding" "The sooner he has it The less he has to suffer I never go back on my words, but you..." "Sister Lau, I gave you the word I will keep it" "Once we are formally a couple" "He will be out of the love flower pain" "He will be in eternal bliss" "All right, after the wedding then" "The auspicious hour is up The ceremony commences" "The bride is here..." "Obeisance to heaven" "Hold it" "Who is he?" "A new bride, but what about the old one?" "Who is he...how odd he looks..." "I have not seen him before" "Ngok" "And who are you?" "We are relations, don't act here" "Who is he?" "I have never met you, what relations?" "You don't know Chief of iron Palm Sect Water Walker Kau Chin-yan?" "What?" "Gor" "Aunt, let us go" "How is my sister Chat?" "What a great ceremony" "Why don't you ask her out tojoin in the fun?" "You really are Kau Chin-yan?" "Orjust an imposter?" "Swallow it" "Has Kungsuen Chi given you the antidote?" "If you are safe I am happy" "When I am happy, all the ailments are gone" "I got a letter from Kau Chin-yan several years ago lf you are Kau Chin-yan Then the letter must be a forgery" "Nonsense, how would he write to you?" "The letter says Kau Chin-Cheung was killed by Wong Yung and Kwok Ching" "How come he was killed?" "He says he was enlightened by Grand Master One Light" "And he has become a Buddhist" "Big brother, second brother" "Mom, you all right?" "Kungsuen Chi, you recognize me?" "Lady, you are still alive?" "Uncle Cheung, you still recognize me" "Lady, thank heaven you are still alive" "Lady..." "You all back off" "Dad, Mom is not dead Please ask her forgiveness" "That bitch, why should I ask her forgiveness" "Dad" "You know she did it to me first?" "She pricked me with love flowers thorns" "And forced me to...kill Yau-yee" "They really are a couple?" "How come they hate each other so deeply?" "I am going to avenge Yau-yee's death today" "Dad, please, please don't kill Mom" "You give way Dad, please" "Go away Dad" "Kungsuen Chi Sister Lau" "She is your wife and you could do this to her lf l married you, you would..." "Sister Lau, how can you compare yourself with her I love you... lt is no use, in this world I only love Gor" "Kungsuen Chi, how dare you say you love her" "You know she is poisoned and there is no antidote" "You still tricked her into marrying you" "You say you love her?" "It is true?" "But it is all right now You have taken the antidote" "All right, let me send you two to heaven" "A man like you, we will pull no punches" "Lady and Gentlemen Sword" "Let us kill him to avenge me" "Avenge you?" "His hands must be bloody anyway" "Gor" "Talk to me if you want me dead" "You have taken no antidote"

"John Adams Part I:" "Join Or Die." "Lobsters for sale!" "Lobsters!" "Who'll buy?" "Lobsters!" "Clean out my shit bucket, lobster!" "Who'll buy lobsters?" "Go back to England!" "Take that!" "Hit 'em right in the head!" "We are people, not an animal, lobster!" "That a girl." "Come on, you old fool." "Get over here." "Come here." "There we go." "Look at that." "Quite a big one." "That must have hurt." "You lost." "I did." "I could tell by the set of your shoulders." "My client alleged that his neighbor's horse" "had trampled his crops." "And had it?" "Hard to say." "There were no witnesses and the beast refused to testify for some reason." "Follow me!" "Father." "Allow the child to breathe, John." "There, can you breathe now?" "Did you go to the farm?" "Mr. Bass is sending a cord of wood." "And there's a fence down in the south field..." "It's a fire!" "Don't fire." "Do not fire, lads!" "Help me!" "Look at me." "Yes?" " Can you breathe?" " My son." "Is this your boy?" "Murderers!" "Come away." " Come away, Sam!" " Shoot me too, Preston," " if you dare!" " Sam, come away!" "You'll suffer the full penalty of the law!" "These people need to be tended to." "These people need our help here, yes?" "What happened, father?" " We looked, but we couldn't see..." " It's all over now." "Just a little hubbub is all." "Nothing to worry about." "Return to bed." "Bed!" "Both of ya!" "British soldiers fired into a crowd on state house square." "God help us." "I thought it might come to this." "People were killed?" "I cannot say what number..." "One of them no more than a child, from what I could see." "I have no words for it, Abigail." ""omnia gallia in tres partes divisa est."" ""all Gaul is divided unto three parts."" "Good." "Who do you think would divide Gaul?" " John!" " Beggin'your pardon." "Yes?" " Mr. Adams, my name is forrest." " What happened to you?" "It's nothing, sir." "I'm known to be a friend of the soldiers here." "What is your business, sir?" "I'm here to ask you to help a man." "Captain Preston." "No one else will plead his case." "Come in." "I will get a basin" " to dress those cuts." " That's very kind." "Thank you." "Here." "Sit." "Sit." "Can it harm to go and see this soldier?" "How?" "Because you will find a way to believe him." " He may be telling the truth." " All your clients tell the truth." "but your prospective client is the most despised man in Boston." "By the time the news of last night's events spread," "I'm sure he will be the most despised man in all of Massachusetts." "It will be much talked of." "Ambition." "Counsel is the last thing an accused person should lack in a free country, Abigail." " Then accept it." " But will I be condemned for it?" "They will say you are the crown's man." "I care not for malicious tongues on either side." "These are the murderers." "May God forgive them." "And you too, sir." "Captain Preston, you wish to engage my services in your defense?" "They've all refused us, sir, every man jack of them." "They say you're a man of integrity, Mr. Adams." "Well, you may expect from me no art of address, no sophistry or prevarication in such a cause." "Nothing more than fact, evidence and the law will justify," "Captain Preston." "But before I can even consider taking your case," "I must hear your account of what happened." "My men came to the aid of a sentry outside the customhouse." "He was being abused by the crowd." "They asked me to empty their shit buckets." "I told 'em to back off, but they kept at it..." "Screaming at me, throwing things." "Mr. Montgomery called for the guard." "I led them to the square, we made formation facing the crowd, bayonets fixed, muskets loaded." "Look, I gave no order to fire, sir." "I swear." "I was standing in front of the men." "I was talking to a big fella." "He had a club and..." "I think they call him palmes." "Yet some of your soldiers did fire, Captain Preston." "As of this morning, five are dead..." "Men and boys." "My men acted in self-defense, Mr. Adams, as God almighty is our judge." "The hotheads have finally tasted blood." "We cannot be surprised by it." "The presence of the soldiers here is much resented." "Of course, the people of Boston would be lining up to pay taxes if they were represented in parliament." "But the fact remains that they're not, and defiance will not ensure their inclusion." "Our other colonies understand this." "Why can't Boston?" "Do you speak as yourself here or as the attorney general?" "The man and the office are one in the same." "The Governor is pleased that you've taken on the Preston matter." "I was not aware that the Governor took any notice of me at all." "You do not think it merited?" "Well..." "It is not for me to say." "Surely, John, you did not move your practice from the country to go unnoticed in Boston." "Please do not trouble yourself with a rebuttal." "I know you too well." "You're a hero, boy." "You haven't much of a case." "Do I not?" "No Boston jury will ever vote for acquittal." "Thank you for your kind advice, Sam." "This is not a time for showing how clever you are, cousin." "This is a time for choosing sides." "I am for the law, cousin is there another side?" "There are those who fight for our rights as natural-born Englishmen." "and those that would strip us of those rights!" "I do not have the luxury of your birth or your purse, Sam, to spend my days fomenting dissension." "I intend to prove this colony is governed by law..." "Whatever you and your sons of liberty may say on the matter!" "We're all sons of liberty here." "The jury are all but certain to have judged this issue before they hear a word of evidence." ""Does the government of King George have the right to tax the citizens of Boston when they are denied representation in the Parliament in Westminster?"" "Charles, stay away from the fire!" "But this is not a trial about taxes levied on Massachusetts." "You would do well to acknowledge it." "No, it is a trial about whether or not captain preston ordered his men to fire on that crowd, and if that crowd was a lawful assembly or a mob." "Remove yourself, sir!" "Nabby!" "Charles, please." "The resentment of Boston towards the crown is irrelevant!" "Do not ignore it." "It must be said." "Acknowledge it as a fact." "Do not comment and sit in judgment of the jury's prejudice." "Suggest that they must rise above it as you have done." "You have a higher opinion of juries than I." "You must persuade even more, and mask your impatience with those less intelligent than yourself." "Good heaven." "Is my demeanor in the court on trial now?" "I would not dream of telling you how to conduct yourself in court." "Would you not?" "I heard Captain Preston plain as day." ""damn your bloods!" he said." ""you won't treat me this way."" "And how would you describe the behavior of these young lads just before the soldiers fired?" "Throwing snowballs." "Snowballs!" "A terrifying prospect for armed soldiers..." "Snowballs!" "They didn't like it, sir." "Chilly on the skin and all." "Mr. Adams." "Mr. Goddard, when you arrived in the square, you had ample opportunity to observe the crowd." "I did, sir." "And were any of them carrying anything apart from snowballs?" "Let me see." "I don't recall, sir." "Were any of these men carrying clubs?" " They were, sir." " Indeed?" "A lawful assembly." "Not a riot, a lawful assembly in which people were carrying clubs." "To make certain nothing unlawful occurred, perhaps?" "The men are rope makers, sir." "As any true Boston man would know, the clubs they were carrying are for beating out rope." "For beating out rope, indeed?" "But could they not also be used for beating out men's brains?" "There was no riot!" "Any man who suggests there was is lying!" "Order!" "Mr. Goddard, where exactly were you standing when you say you heard the officer in the dock, Captain Preston, give the order to fire?" "Close enough to have touched him, sir." " And where was he standing?" " He stood behind his men, sir." "I see, I see." "Behind his men?" "I will ask the jury to take note of that." "Mr. Holmes..." "Would you please describe the events you witnessed on the night of march the 5th?" "I... saw some boys near the sentry..." "At the customhouse door." "And what were they doing, these boys?" "Making a noise." "Shouting..." "At the sentry?" "I suppose." "Were they doing anything else?" "What were they doing?" "Throwing ice, sir, and oyster shells." "And did this harassment continue?" "with the arrival of Captain Preston and his men?" "Yes." "It did." "Did you yourself pick up everything you could find and throw it at them?" "Yes, sir." "How many people were there about, Mr. Holmes?" "Near 200 boys and men before it was over." "200 boys and men." "Good heavens." "And as you say, they were throwing ice and oyster shells." "Were they throwing anything else?" "Did they throw their clubs, Mr. Holmes?" "As you say, this crowd, they were making a great hullabaloo?" " Yes." " They were shouting?" "What were they shouting to the soldiers?" "Just before the soldiers started shooting I heard the people say..." "What did you hear them say?" "Please, Mr. Holmes." "What did you hear them say?" ""Fire," ""damn you. fire!"" ""Fire!" ""Fire!" ""Fire, damn you!" "Fire!"" "Now, did you take this to be the cry of "fire"" "or bidding these soldiers to fire?" "They meant for the soldiers to shoot, sir." "You say that this crowd actually dared the soldiers to fire?" "That they did." "God help me, they did." "Thank you, sir." "Mr. Palmes?" "Mr. Palmes." "I know that you spoke to Captain Preston." "I simply want you to say what you saw that evening." "If British soldiers fired on a defenseless crowd without provocation" "I will be the first to want to see them hanged for it." "But suppose they are innocent." "I do not wish to see innocent men die in my name." "Do you?" "I wish to point out that my next witness does not appear in support of either party." "The court calls." "Richard palmes." "To come forth and be heard!" "Mr. Palmes," "Captain Preston has told me..." "That you were standing next to him just before the fatal moment." "I was." "So close, in fact, that your coat was scorched with musket fire." "Did you have occasion to exchange words with the accused?" "I did." "What did you say to him?" "I asked him if he had intention to order his men to fire on the crowd." "And what did Captain Preston reply?" "He said..." "As he was standing in front of them..." "He would be foolish to do so." "So you are prepared to swear he was standing in front of his men..." "Not behind them as Mr. Goddard told us?" "Mr Palmes." "And when did you hear the command to fire?" "After the first shot went off." "And did these words come from behind his men?" "I think they did." "Could you swear that Captain Preston did not shout that command?" "I could not." "Very good, Mr. Palmes." "Captain preston, you have heard the words of Richard Palmes." "Do you agree that you were standing not behind, but in front of your men?" "I do, sir." "Order!" "It was while I was speaking with him the first shot was fired, sir." " Without your giving orders?" " Indeed, sir." "If I may recall to the court the words of Richard Palmes." "I asked him "and when did you hear the command to fire?"" "and he answered" ""after the first shot went off."" "Which man fired, Captain?" "Young Mont..." "Private Montgomery, sir." "And what caused this man to fire, Captain?" "He received a severe blow with a club, sir." "He fell to the ground and his musket discharged." "After that happened, more clubs, bats..." "Order!" "Order!" "Planks rained down on my men!" "I was telling them not to fire, sir!" "Order!" "But some voices were urging them to fire." ""Fire!" ""Shoot me if you dare."" "They were, sir." "Where did these voices come from, Captain?" "From the alley behind my men, sir." "Voices from a crowd saying..." "Shouting "damn your bloods!" "Why don't you shoot fire?"" "kindly recall for the court the evidence of Robert Goddard." ""I heard the voice of Captain Preston say" ""Damn your bloods!"" ""and then he gave the order to fire."" "Be still." " Allow me to finish." " Well?" "John, how can I answer if you'll not let me finish?" " You did not like it." " I did not say that." "You did not have to." "It is a fine summary for the defense." "There is..." "Is much to admire." "It is, perhaps, at times..." "Yes?" "John, there's not a person in oston who doubts your education." "Your command of language..." "Dear." "You are charming me, Abigail." "You never charm me unless what you're about to say is cutting." "Vanity." "Vain?" "You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition." "You do not need to quote great men to show you are one." "My purpose is to show that certain principles are eternal." "And that men of great minds have..." "Why are you laughing?" "Through the ages agreed on certain basic principles." "A noble purpose, no doubt." "But some of the jury might think that you want to prove the brilliance of the speaker rather than the truth of the case he is arguing." "Perhaps in certain passages, a more direct line..." "Might be an improvement." "I can see that I am to have no sleep tonight." "Would you have me lose all the quotations?" "What species of homicide is this?" "Here, in law, such a thing as voluntary manslaughter?" "No, a person cannot justify killing if he can by any means make his escape." "****" "Is guilty of malice aforethought." "And malice was very much on these prisoners' minds." "By the very act of loading their muskets with powder and ball, they have proved this." "They stand condemned by their own actions." "I ask that you heed the words of the indictment, that the accused, not having the fear of God before therir eyes, but being moved by the instigation of their own wicked hearts, did perpetrate nothing less than murder." "You must pronounce them guilty!" "I am for the prisoners at the bar." "In the words of the Marquis of Beccaria..." ""if by supporting the rights of mankind" ""I shall save from the agonies of death one unfortunate victim of tyranny," ""or of ignorance equally fatal..." ""His blessings will be sufficient consolation to me" ""for the contempt of all mankind."" "When people are taxed without representation, they are sometimes to feel abused." "And sometimes they may even rebel." "But we must take care, lest borne away by a torrent of passion we make shipwreck of conscience." "The prisoners must be judged solely upon the evidence produced against them in court and by nothing else." "And the evidence we have heard speaks plainly enough, gentlemen." "A sentry's post is his castle!" "And to attack it, by English law, is an illegal act." "Soldiers so assaulted may defend themselves to the death." "The people are crying," ""kill them!" "Kill them!" "Knock them down!"" "and they're heaving sharp cutting ice, oyster shells, clubs." "What are they to do, behave like stoic philosophers lost in apathy?" "Disregard these uniforms." "Consider the men who wear them." "Consider yourselves in such a situation and judge if a reasonable man would not fear for his life." "Facts are stubborn things." "See, whatever our wishes, our inclinations..." "Or the dictums of our passions..." "They cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." "You see, the law on the one hand is inexorable to the cries and lamentations of the prisoners." "But on the other hand, it is dea deaf as an adder to the clamors of the populace." "Gentlemen of the jury," "I submit to your candor and justice..." "The prisoners and their cause." "All those trees we planted..." "Keep them well pruned." "They should fetch a shilling each." "And maybe we should try flax instead of corn this year in the north pasture." " The jury's back already, sir." " Thank you." "An ill omen for our side." "Go." "Don't leave those lying all about, Charles." "Here." "Well done." "On the charge of murder..." "We the jury find the accused," "Captain Thomas Preston, not guilty." "On the charge of murder, we the jury find the accused:" "John Carroll, James Hartigan," "Matthew Kilroy, William Mccauley," "Hugh Montgomery, William Warren," "William Wemms and Hugh White..." "Not guilty." "There being further business before the court" "I hereby declare this session adjourned!" "God save the King!" "God save the King!" " God save your King!" " Move." "Bastard." " Well well, gentlemen." " Thank you, sir." "Please take this, sir." "It isn't much, but it's from the lot of us..." "Now if I were you, I'd confine myself to barracks for a good while, yeah?" "What about yourself, Mr. Adams?" "You really think you're gonna be safe from this rabble?" "No, you forget, Captain Preston, you have just been acquitted by a jury of New England men." "Massachusetts is my country, sir." " With me, lads." " Thank you, sir." "I have done it, Mrs. Adams." "There will be no living with you at all now, I suppose." "Children, congratulate your father." " Congratulations, father." " Thank you." " Charles, fetch my pipe." " Yes, sir." " Nabby, tea." " Yes, father." "Johnny, come here and help me with my boots." " Yes, father." " There we are." "Harder!" "There we go." "Whatever the cost to your practice, your defense of Captain Preston has earned you a reputation for impartiality." "If you were now to speak out in opposition to the crown, it would lend gravity to our cause." "I know you share our sympathies, cousin." "Why not stand for election on the Massachusetts council?" "I have no talent for politics." "I am by nature far too independent-minded." "And besides," "I hardly think that my name will add luster to your cause at this time." "Half my clients have left me since the trial." "I have already served one term on the Massachusetts council and it made me ill with work, work which made it almost impossible for me to attend to my practice." "I have no desire to serve again." "I thank you for your offer, gentlemen..." "But my family must take precedence." "Many in Boston are unable to make their living." "The crown's policies are reducing them to poverty." " You exaggerate, sir." " We are required..." "We are required to import British goods and then expected to pay for the privilege." "They've taxed our paper, our glass, the lead in our paint..." "even our playing cards and dice." "All such taxes, I remind you, repealed." "Repealed because we've spoken out against them." "And we'll continue to do so." "without your support it would seem." "I cannot oblige you, gentlemen." "I'm sorry." "The office of advocate general in the court of admiralty" " has become vacant." " Is that so?" "I have spoken about you to the Governor." "We were both of the opinion that you would be... the ideal candidate." "I'm flattered." "A recommendation has been agreed to by the King." "The appointment is yours, John, and brings with it the powers and privileges attached to the King's name." "Congratulations, John." "It's no secret, John that your practice has fallen off since the trial." "For the most part, that is the case." "This would be an entree to the most profitable business in the colony." "What do you say, my friend?" "You do not speak, John." "qui tacet consentire" "Mrs. Adams means to say that her husband's silence suggests that he is willing to have his name put forward to King George." "My father was a shoemaker." "My mother could not read." "and I have been singled out for preferment by the King of England." "I am for the law... and yet, in whom is the power of that law vested?" "The King." "I am for the law..." "And yet who can give me preferment?" "The King of England." "To be the King's man, and all that it would carry with it." "So what is it Mr. Hancock requires of me?" "He would like your advice." "If he is in need of legal advice, I will speak to him." "but if this is yet again an exercise to win me over..." "John, this is business, John." "The Dartmouth, the Eleanor, the Beaver, just in, their holds full of tea." "All British ships. the King demands that their cargo be unloaded, cargo on which we, the citizens of Boston, must pay a new tax." "You will not land this cargo, gentlemen!" "This is legitimate cargo, tea from the east india company that you are bound by law to unload." "What's legitimate about it, friend?" "No other tea is allowed in Boston harbor!" "Either we drink the King's foul brew or nothing at all." " And who may you be, sir?" " John Hancock, ship owner." " Not John Hancock, smuggler?" " watch your words, sir!" "I'm an honest man being strangled by monopoly!" " Shame on you, sir!" " Shame on you!" "Shame on you!" "Shame on you!" "Sam!" "Teach him a lesson!" "tar the bastard!" "No, Sam." "For the love of God, Sam!" "This is barbarism!" "Barbarism!" "Do you approve of this?" "People are hurt when they fight for what is rightfully theirs!" "Do you approve of brutal and illegal acts to enforce a political principle, Sam?" "Answer me that, can you?" "I am afraid of where this may lead us... if we do not chart our course carefully... together." "This colony does not dictate to Parliament, nor to the King." "if the Crown decides tea is to be taxed, it will be taxed." "Would you have the Empire bankrupted?" "The war we fought to expand our territory, to protect our borders from the Indians and their French allies, it was a costly affair." "I'm not here to debate the necessity of taxes, but the manner in which they are imposed." "Massachusetts must shoulder its share of the burden." "and be treated as second-class citizens?" "Without the rights and liberties of natural-born Englishmen..." "Liberty in this colony has often carried a taint of anarchy." "My offer still stands, John." "The Crown has a high opinion of you." "So do I." "The Crown is misguided, but it is not despotic." "I firmly believe that." "Your cousin does not." "nor his many friends." "They have cause." "it seems my cousin and his friends intend to take the government of this colony into their own hands." "People are in need of strong governance." "Restraint." "Most men are weak and evil and vicious." ""Whereas dangerous insurrections have been fomented in the town of Boston" ""to the utter subversion of his Majesty's government" ""and the utter destruction of the public peace," ""be it enacted that no goods or merchandise" ""whatever be transported to or brought from any other colony" ""or country."" ""Be it enacted for the suppression of riots, tumults," ""all disturbers of the King's peace are to be transported to England for trial."" ""Any British soldier or officer charged with a capital crime" ""will, in like manner, be transported out of the colony" ""to receive a fair hearing."" ""Be it enacted that for better regulating" ""the Government of Massachusetts," ""the present council is to be immediately disbanded."" ""Be it enacted that Royal Army officers" ""are authorized to quarter their troops among the citizenry." ""General Thomas Gage is hereby dispatched" ""with four of our regiments to compel compliance" ""with all these measures."" "Gage's ships will close up the bay and cut us off from the rest of the country." "Boston must suffer martyrdom." "Our principal consolation is that it dies a noble death." "Our people will not stand idly by." "They have weapons and they know how to use them." "Against the British Empire?" "A Congress will be meeting in Philadelphia to determine how to recover our rights and liberties." "I have nominated you to represent Massachusetts." "We're sending five men." "You should be among them." "Does this Congress have any legal authority?" "Since all assemblies have been outlawed, I cannot imagine that it does." "I repeat, does this Congress have any legal authority?" "Tosspots." "Massachusetts is in a state of open rebellion..." "The abuse of customs officers, 342 chests of tea spilled into the harbor by vandals masquerading as indians." "The time for gentleness has passed." "These acts strip us of our rights, Jonathan, our rights..." "The power of self government, the replacement of court officers loyal to the Crown..." "The position that you yourself offered me." " Which you refused." " I would no doubt be ineligible for now as I am not a loyal tory." "The Crown believes that the courts of Massachusetts are hopelessly biased." "They can no longer be trusted to deliver justice." "I see." "Did Captain Preston and his soldiers not receive justice?" "I staked my reputation and the security of my family on a case that will now be tried in England because he is an English officer?" "Are we considered too young, too unprincipled to understand justice?" "the Crown has ruled, John." "The only reasonable course left is obedience." "and you would do well to remember that and act accordingly, old friend." "Good day, old friend." "From our committee of correspondence in Virginia, we hear that the House of burgesses has selected deputies to join the great continental Congress." "We have heard tonight from our own representatives to Congress convening in Philadelphia..." "Mr. John Hancock..." "Mr. Robert treat Paine and Mr. Elbridge Gerry." "I give you now a new delegate from Massachusetts... a man whose prudence and probity are well known to you all..." "Mr. John Adams!" " let it be known..." " Speak up!" "Let it be known that British liberties are not the grants of princes or parliaments... that many of our rights are inherent and essential... agreed on as maxims and established as preliminaries even before parliament existed." "We have a right to them, derived from our maker." "Our forefathers have earned and bought liberty for us at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasures and their blood." "Liberty is not built on the doctrine that a few nobles have a right to inherit the earth." "It stands on this principle:" "that the meanest and lowest of the people are, by the unalterable, indefeasible laws of God and nature, as well entitled to the benefit of the air to breathe, light to see, food to eat and clothes to wear as the nobles or the King." "That is liberty... and liberty will reign in America!" "they have chosen their delegate well, John." "Have they?" "To argue against the Crown, the commons, the lords..." "No, we New England men are not fit for the times," "What have we seen of the world beyond Boston?" "What have we seen?" "I fear we not know what we do," "When men know not what to do, they ought not to do they know not what." "I want you to keep your head and look after your mother and your brother and your sister." "Charles, put those things back!" "Are these britches suitably dignified for a delegate of the great continental Congress of America?" "A delegate's britches are one of his most important tools." "Why is that?" "Because the art of politics is the art of applying the seat of the britches to the seat of the chair." "It's the procession!" "All a gift from the sons of liberty!" "God help us." "My old horse will suit me just fine, Sam." "A plain horse for plain John Adams." "Well, come on, John!" "and if it is a girl, we will name her Elizabeth," " after your mother." " Your favorite waistcoat." " I have not packed it." " It's nothing." "Will you be safe?" "We will go to the farm." "We will be fine." "Won't let anyone steal the place." "Been in your family since Charles II." "Go." "Forgive me, Abigail." "For what, John?" "Goodbye, you little pumpkins." "John, you remember what I said." "To Philadelphia!" "To Congress!" "In." "I would read into the record, for the benefit of those delegates who are unable to remain to close of session, the declarations and resolves of this first Congress." "Resolved..." "That to the recent grievous acts imposed by parliament on Massachusetts, we cannot submit." "But in hopes that our fellow subjects in Great Britain will restore to us happiness and prosperity, rather than support the Massachusetts militia, we have agreed to pursue the following peaceable measures..." "To publish a statement of the aforesaid to the inhabitants of British America." "Who need no reminders." "Two, to enter into a non-importation, non-consumption and non-exportation agreement of British goods." " Which no one will honor." " And three, to prepare a loyal address to his majesty." "Which his majesty will not read." "This Congress stands adjourned." "The business of this Congress being concluded, all delegates..." ""The business of this Congress."" "The business of this Congress has been to achieve nothing." "... the year of our Lord, 1775." "You carry good news back home, Mr. Paine." "Massachusetts has made its cause plain to its sister colonies, and now it will be made plain to Parliament." "I beg to differ, Mr. Dickinson." "Nothing has been made plain." "All this Congress has shown is that every man in it thinks that he is a great man..." "Orator, a critic, a statesman." "And therefore every man must show his oratory, his criticism, his political ability." "If it were moved and seconded that two and three make five, we should spend two whole days debating the matter and only then pass a resolution in the affirmative." "Well, in that event, Mr. Adams, our adjournment comes not a moment too soon." "A toast, gentlemen and ladies." "May Boston's troubles soon be at an end and her people's natural rights as Englishmen be fully restored." "May the sword of the parent never be stained with the blood of her children." "God save the King." "God save the king." "Part II:" "INDEPENDENCE" "There we are." "Go on, get a feel for it." "Put your hands in there." "Deeper." "Deeper." "There." "There, turn it, yeah?" "Now, the best recipe is equal parts salt marsh, upland soil and dung." "Manure is an art, and I consider myself an accomplished artist." "Smell that." "I want to be a farmer too, papa." "Do you now?" "Farming is noble employment, Johnny." "The noblest there is." "And this farm will always be in our family." "But it's to be school and the law for you." "As it was for me." "Mr. Adams!" "Mr. Adams!" "The British!" "The British are marching on concord!" "The British are marching on concord!" " To arms!" " Go inside!" "Charles!" "Inside, Charles!" "Get inside!" "The first sign of trouble, you fly to the woods!" "Stay with me!" "Come on, faster!" "Doctor Warren!" "What is God's name has happened?" "Gage sent a regiment to seize our powder and arms at concord." "Hundreds of our militia turned out." "The British got nothing." " Where are they now?" "Are they close by?" " We are chasing the bastards back to Boston, and we'll keep them there!" "Move!" "Come on, men." "There can be no mistaking Britain's intentions now." "If you had seen them, Abigail." "An army of plain country boys..." "With no experience of professional soldiering." "But their faces shing like the sun through a church window." "We must support them..." "With guns and leadership and faith in what they do." "Say that, John." "Say that to the Congress." "If I have to stand and rail until my voice breaks and my legs collapse beneath me..." "This time Congress will act." "Men..." "Need to think that they have made their own decisions..." "Not had them forced upon them." "I don't have the time to coddle like a young girl courting a beau." "To sit in Philadelphia listening to men talking to hear themselves talk, resolving nothing..." "To subject myself to that yet again, I cannot." "I cannot." "Where are these gentlemen from Massachusetts?" "What have you done with these gentlemen from Massachusetts?" "Have you stolen these gentlemen from Massachusetts?" "There they are!" "All the way from Boston." "Are they not a shame on their country?" "Are they not a disgrace to all civilized beings?" "Has not even the reverend Ebenezer Slither declared them so?" "They have violated the fundamental rule of warfare, which is always to let the British win!" "Did they not pursue the British army with ungentlemanly haste after their cowardly victory at Concord?" "Must you be so extreme, Dr. Franklin?" "I'm an extreme moderate, Mr. Rutledge." "I believe anybody not in favor of moderation and compromise out to be castrated." "And that all this should be sent down to the..." "To the Parliament, for they seem to need..." "How shall I put it?" "Stones." "There." "I think we scared him off." "I am very glad to have you gentlemen with us." "Very glad indeed." "I beg the good gentlemen here." "I beseech you..." "Entreat." "He left out entreat." "I entreat you to remember that we remain the King'subject, whatever the recent unpleasantness in Massachusetts." "One rash action does not merit a rash response!" "Might must be met with reason, not arms!" "I remind Mr. Rutledge and Mr. Duane that blood has been shed." "Massachusetts' blood." "While we debate, our militia is left without munitions, without arms, without even the slightest encouragement." "Mr. Dickinson of Pennsylvania." "One colony cannot be allowed to take its sister colonies headlong into the maelstrom of war." "Parliament will be eager to call a halt to hostilities, as are we." "They will seek conciliation." "We must offer them an olive branch." "I move this assembly consider a humble and dutiful petion be dispatched to his Majesty, one that includes a plain statement that the colony desires immediate negotiation and accommodation of these unhappy disputes, and that we are willing to enter into measures" " to achieve that reconciliation." " Second!" "Mr. Dickinson?" "The time for negotiation is past." "The actions of the British army at Lexington and Concord speak plainly enough." "If we wish to regain our natural-born rights as Englishmen..." "Then we must fight for them." "I have looked for our rights in the laws of nature and can find them only in the laws of political society." "I have looked for our rights in the constitution of the English government and found them there!" "Our rights have been violated, Mr. Adams, that is beyond dispute." "We must provide a plan to convince Parliament to restore those rights!" "Do we wish to become aliens to the mother country?" "No, gentlemen, we must come to terms with the mother country." "No doubt the same ship which carries forth our list of grievances will bring back their redress." "Mr. Dickinson..." "My wife and young children live on the main road to Boston, fewer than five miles from the full might of the British Empire." "Should they sit and wait for gage and his savages to rob them of their home, their possessions, their very lives?" "No, sir!" "Powder and artillery are the surest and most infallible conciliatory measures we can adopt!" "If you explode the possibility of peace, Mr. Adams, and I tell you now, you will have blood on your hands!" "And I tell you, Mr. Dickinson, that to hold out an olive branch to Britain is a measure of gross imbecility." "If you New England men continue to oppose our measures of reconciliation, you will leave us no choice but to break off from you entirely and carry on the opposition in our own way." "I sit in judgment of no man's religion, Mr. Dickinson..." "But your quaker sensibilities do us a gross disservice, sir." "It is one thing to turn the other cheek, but to lie down in the ground like a snake and crawl toward the seat of power... in abject surrender, well, that is quite another thing, sir." " And I have no stomach for it, sir!" " Mr. Adams!" "No stomach at all!" "We will exhaust all peaceful approaches, Mr. Adams." "And we will do it with or without the approbation of you and your Boston insurrectionists!" "Hear, hear!" "Mr. Dickinson's motion to send an olive branch petion to his majesty has been made and seconded." "We shall proceed to a vote." " New Hampshire?" " New Hampshire votes no." " Massachusetts?" " Massachusetts votes no." " Rhode Island?" " Rhode Island votes no." " New York?" " New York votes yes!" "Hear, hear." " Connecticut?" " Connecticut votes no." "New Jersey?" "New Jersey votes yes." "Hear, hear." "Delaware?" "Delaware votes yes." "Pennsylvania?" "Pennsylvania votes yes." "Virginia?" "Virginia votes yes." " Maryland?" " Maryland votes yes." "South Carolina?" "South Carolina votes yes." " Georgia?" " Georgia votes yes." "The storm did not quite behave as it was meant to behave." "Unlike the British army, it did not travel in a straight line." "As my brother told me at the time..." " Mr. Adams." " Doctor." "Dr. Rush has been telling me that he has bled most of Philadelphia." "He quite swears by the regenerative powers of desanguination." "Thus far, Philadelphia has survived..." "Can I have a private word with you, doctor?" " Certainly, Mr. Adams." " Gentlemen, if you..." "If you'll excuse me." "Mr Rodney" "You seem a little distracted, Mr. Adams." "I had thought that you were with us." "As I am, as I am." "But not enough to come out and say so." "Politics is the art of the possible." "What did you get by opposing the motion?" "It was carried with our without you." "All you did was make enemies aand make yourself feel better, of course." "Do you not believe in saying what you think?" "No, I'm very much against it." "Thinking aloud is a habit responsible for much of mankind's misery." "St. Thomas à Becket might have lived to a ripe old age if he..." "You insulted Mr. Dickinson." "You insulted him in public." "Would you have me insult him in private?" "It's perfectly acceptable to insult someone in private." "Sometimes they might even thank you for it afterwards." "But when you do it in public, they tend to think you are serious." "I feel myself hated in this town." "Go gently." "I beg you." "You are a guest in Philadelphia." "Fish and guests..." "Stink after three days." "You would do well to seek out the gentlemen of Virginia." "Their vote went against me as well." "Virginia must be won, Mr. Adams." "Their wealth, prestige, their size..." "No other colony carries that much weight." "And I think you'll find, despite their recent vote, that they are of your opinion." "And of your opinion, sir." "My opinion is that I have no opinion." "But I'll gladly come with you, to find out what my opinion might be." "Diplomacy is seduction in another guise, Mr. Adams." "One improves with practice." "Mr. Harrison, Mr. Lee." "Gentlemen, good morning to you." "Mr. Lee?" "You are said to be the cicero of Virginia." "Like you, Mr. Adams, we are arming ourselves for our own defense." "Beyond that, the Virginia convention has given us no instructions." "Were it up to myself and Colonel Washington..." "Oh, yes indeed." "Colonel Washington." " Good morning to you, colonel." " Mr. Adams." "Colonel, you are in mourning?" "for Massachusetts, Mr. Adams." "An attack made on one of our sister colonies is an attack made on all of us." "If only all of the Congress were of your sentiment, sir." "I am prepared to raise 1,000 men, subsist them at my own expense and march them myself to the relief of Boston." "We may yet have need of your generosity." "Not generosity, Mr. Adams, duty." "A natural leader." "He's always the tallest man in the room." "He's bound to end up leading something." "When will we escape this dreadful city, doctor?" "Philadelphia is not to your liking, sir?" "I'd rather be in my own country." "Would not you?" "I would, Mr. Jefferson, yes." "Well, excuse me." "ma!" "ma!" "Are those our guns, mama?" "I pray they are." " Would you like some water, sir?" " Thank you, ma'am." "Thank you." "Thank you, ma'am." "We saw flames above the harbor." "Gage's ships laid into us with cannon fire." "They sent their butchers through the smoke up Bunker Hill." "Dear God." "We held them back." "Thank you." "Do I know that face?" "I knew that face." "Children, inside." "General Warren is fallen at Bunker Hill..." "Shot through the head..." "Bayoneted and stripped of his clothes." "I knew him, gentlemen." "He was my physician." "The full measure of British atrocity is too terrible to relate." ""400 patriots dead."" "Not professional soldiers, ordinary citizens of Massachusetts who willingly gave their lives to defend what was rightfully theirs..." "Their liberty." "But they took with them more than 1,000 British soldiers and 100 of their officers." "If this Congress does not support the Massachusetts militia, it could very well dissolve, gentlemen!" "Should that happen..." "Should that happen..." "We will be left defenseless, gentlemen." "Yes. absolutely." "I move that the Congress adopt the Massachusetts militia immediately!" "Mr. Adams." "Second!" "You are asking us to form an army," "Mr. Adams..." "A force acting not for a single colony, but all 13!" "Now there's not a man here present who does not mourn the loss of the brave men of Massachusetts." "But it is at such times that caution must prevail." "It may be weeks before our last petion reaches the King, many weeks more before we may hope for a reply." "While we await answer, we must avoid any escalation of the hostilities between us." "The situation is perilous!" "What is required now is one able man to build and to lead this new continental army." "And who do you propose of the Massachusetts delegates should lead this force?" "Gentlemen, we move too quickly." "We have not yet resolved the question of any continental army, much less who is to lead it." "I have but one gentleman in mind, known to all of us." "Mr. President, I propose as commander in chief, our most honorable and esteemed delegate..." "The good gentleman from Virginia, Colonel George Washington." "Second!" "I commend your selection, sir." "There is no more able soldier in all America." "Colonel Washington would command approbation in all Americans, were he to accept the position that it is now our great honor to offer him." "If the Congress sees fit to honor me with the command," "it will be my humble duty to serve." "By your modesty, you show the wisdom of our choice." "There are two motions on the floor." "Should Congress adopt the Massachusetts militia and should Colonel Washington be appointed as commander in chief of this continental army?" "I think we should move towards a vote." "Congratulations, General Washington." "I am truly sensible of the high honor the Congress has done me." "But I tell you now, I do not think myself equal to the command I am honored with." "Your men, your continental army, awaits you at Cambridge, sir." "And I shall see you there on my return." " Will General howe attack again?" " Impossible to say." "What is that but an army of occupation?" "And the Congress goes on its knees to the King." "Has the King deigned to reply?" "I understand people like Mr. Dickinson and his friends all too well, John." "Send a woman to the Congress." "She might knock some sense into them." "It is not a question of men and women." "It is a matter politics." "Politics." "Politics?" "And do women not live politics, John Adams?" "When I go to the cupboard and I find no coffee, no sugar, no pins, no meat, am I not living politics?" "This war touches people that your Congress treats with the same contempt" "King George deserves for the people of Boston." "I mean women, yes, and slaves too, for that matter." "Though I am sure you wish I would not mention that subject, as it might upset your southern friends." " You're harsh, madam." " I am cold." "And frightened." "I am afraid this war will never end or begin." "I am frightened too, Abigail." "And however much I talk and talk," "I will never carry the Congress." "It seems that I must come down to Philadelphia and box the ears of Mr. Dickinson and his cronies." "I must pray for guidance in all our endeavors, wherever they may lead us." "And where will they lead us, John?" "I sometimes think we may be heading to a complete and irrevocable independence." "The enemy are quite entrenched." "To take Boston may mean its utter destruction." "I could call on only 5 000 troops who are fit to fight." "I thought you had at least 20 000 men under your command?" "A great many have gone home since their enlistments expired," "New England men a good lot of them." "I cannot conceal our condition from the British indefinitely." "We have been decimated by the bloody pox." "It is sheer providence they haven't discovered our predicament." "Upon my return to Philadelphia," "I will make this situation known and the Congress will find whatever you require, sir." "Nothing has yet come from all their promises of powder, muskets supplies, Mr. Adams." " Mr. Adams." " I will persuade them, sir." "And I will also argue to the Congress that an alliance with France and Spain is essential." "But above all," "I intend to present them with a Declaration of Independency." "You've already spoken of this?" "Oh no no one speaks of it." "At least not publicly." "But it is the only sure guarantee of our liberty." "Independence will mean war" "from one end of the colonies to the other." "I have no illusions about that." "But first, let us free Boston." "The rest will follow." "So many have been carried away by the bloody pox." "We cannot risk infection in this house." "How you will manage this winter with the blockade, I don't know." "We will manage." "Somehow we will manage." "I should go before the weather worsens." "I would gladly take a walk in our garden with you" " when the spring comes." " No more, John!" "No more." "I hate the Congress!" "General Washington still awaits our reply to the problem of re-enlistments." " The king's seal." " Now he respectfully suggests that a salary be granted our soldiers commensurate with their sacrifice." "But he has no money on hand to pay them." "Tents, soap, shoes and blankets are also greatly wanting." "The army recently took shipment of 50 crates of rifles, all without the flints required to shoot them." "A proclamation by King George III." ""many of our subjects, misled by a desperate conspiracy" "of dangerous and ill-designing men," "have forgotten the allegiance which they owe to the power that has protected and supported them, and have declared rebellion" "and traitorously levied war against us." "It is the better part of wisdom to put a speedy end to such disorders." "We have thought fit to issue our royal proclamation that all our royal officers, both civil and military, are obliged to suppress such rebellion and bring the traitors to justice." "When the unhappy and deluded multitude against whom this force shall be directed shall become sensible of their error," "I shall be ready to receive the misled with tenderness and mercy." "for those who persist in their treason..." "For those who persist in their treason, the punishment shall be death by hanging." "given in parliament this 26th day of october in the year..."" "1775."" "God save the King." "God damn the King!" "God bless the King." "Who else could have brought such a spirit of unity to this Congress?" "We will now all hang together." "Or, most assuredly, we will all hang separately." "The question is no longer whether there shall be independence, but when." "If we force a decision too soon, we may reap disaster." "Independence without unanimity means nothing." " I'm in complete agreement, doctor." " I will leave immediately." "The Virginia Convention must free us to act." "All 13 clocks must strike at the same second." "Charles, Charles!" "Charles, come back!" "Children, step away from the door." "Charles!" "Charles, go inside!" "Go inside!" "Go!" "Mr. Knox." "Mr. Knox!" " Mr. Knox!" " Mrs. Adams?" "You sold books to my husband, now look at you." " What are you doing?" " British guns captured at Fort Ticonderoga." "General Washington may have some use for them." " How on earth did you manage?" " Rowed them across lake George and hauled them over the berkshires." "We call that one Liberty." "And that big one there stuck in the mire, we call it Independence!" "When *how* we saw the guns from Ticonderoga ringing the city he shouted, "good God, these fellows have done more work in one day than I made my army do in three months."" "General Washington's surprise sent them scurrying like rats." "Mr. Lee, now is the time." "And with your good news I can depend upon Virginia to lead the way." "The honor is mine, sir." "We are about to take a leap in the dark, Mr. Jefferson." "I would gladly lend my hand to sink the whole island of Great Britain in the ocean." "Now, I have not heard you say three words together in the last Congress." "with such passion, I regret that you haven't made your mind more plainly known." "I have no gift for oratory." "President recognizes Mr. Lee of Virginia." " Order, gentlemen!" " Resolved..." "That these united colonies are and of a right ought to be free and independent states;" "They are absolved of all allegiance to the British crown;" "and that all political connection between them and the country of Great Britain is and ought to be totally dissolved." "No!" "Second!" "Second from Mr. Adams." "Am I to understand that Virginia has freed their delegates to propose this measure?" "They have, sir. the liberation of Boston has quite convinced them." "The British may have abandoned Boston, Mr. Lee, but that is not an end to the business!" "General Howe is said to be awaiting reinforcements!" "Thousands of godless hessian mercenaries among them." "First they will attack New York, then this very city!" "Two warships have been sighted sailing up the Delaware, gentlemen." "What possible object can they have if not to take this Congress and every man in it by force?" "Our river defenses..." "Our river defenses will hold them, sir!" "How shall we fight them?" "With what navy shall we turn them back?" "England is poised to strike a fatal blow!" "I must ask again, why such haste?" "Why should we pull down the old house" " before we are prepared to..." " Because..." "Enough!" "Because, Mr. Duane, the middle way that some in this chamber have been seeking is no way at all." "Gentlemen, please hear me out, gentlemen!" "If we finally fail in this great and glorious contest, it will be by bewildering ourselves in groping for the middle way!" "Gentlemen, Dr. Franklin knows England better than any man here." "Can we not yet hope to see a clearer sky?" "Well, if my long residence in London as this colony's agent to the Court has taught me anything, Mr. Dickinson, it has taught me this:" "that given the choice between doing what is right and doing what is not right, his majesty's government will take the later course every time." "Well said, well said." "Dr. Franklin has the floor." "The King refuses our petitions." "He has branded us rebels." "The question is not whether by a..." "by a declaration of independence that we should make ourselves something we are not, but whether we should declare as fact something which already exists." " No!" " Only the voice..." "Only the voice of the people can proclaim independence." "No no, Mr. Dickinson!" "The people wait for us to lead the way." "and we must lose no time in leading them, sir." "No time at all." "And just whom do you think will join us in this folly?" " France, for one!" " France!" "Gentlemen!" "England is our common enemy, sir." "Mr. Adams would make us French subjects!" "Partners, Mr. Duane, not subjects." "General Washington's army needs arms and men!" "King Louis cannot be expected to acknowledge us until we have acknowledged ourselves and taken our rightful place as a sovereign power." "Mr. Adams..." " Mr. Franklin has the floor." " Mr. Adams is right." "Let us send an envoy to King Louis while our affairs wear a hopeful aspect." "What if no alliance comes?" "What then, sir?" "Then so be it." ""So be it"?" "We will not vote for independence, Mr. Adams." "Not now, not ever!" "Mr. Duane well knows that reconciliation would be as agreeable to my inclinations," "and as advantageous to my interests as to any man's!" "but, I see no prospect for it, no probability, no possibility!" "And I cannot abide the hypocritical heart that pretends to expect peace when in truth it does not." "This Congress has no more right to pass such a resolution than parliament has!" " We must beware of overreaching!" " Aye!" "When demosthenes..." "When Demosthenes traveled as ambassador through Greece he did not go, Mr. President, ... through time!" "If you plan on taking us to creation itself," "I should like send word to my landlady, she should not waste any eggs for my breakfast." "He did not go, Mr. President, to propose a non-importation" " or non-consumption agreement." " I beg your pardon, sir." "pray forgive me for not recognizing the worthy Demosthenes." "I mistook you for a Massachusetts man." "Do you know the conduct of some states from the beginning of this affair has given me reason to suspect that it is their settled policy to keep to the rear of our confederacy come what may," "so as not to harm their future prospects?" " Mr. Adams..." " No, there are persons in Philadelphia to whom a ship is dearer than a city, and a few barrels of flour dearer than 1000 lives." "Other men's lives." "That is an outrageous slander!" "Gentlemen, we cannot debate this endlessly." "I call for a vote on Mr. Lee's resolution for independence." " New Hampshire?" " New Hampshire votes yes." " Connecticut?" " Connecticut votes yes." " New Jersey?" " New Jersey votes no." " Georgia?" " Georgia votes yes." " Virginia?" "Virginia votes yes." " New York?" " New York votes no!" " North Carolina?" " North Carolina votes yes." " One moment, please." "South Carolina, on behalf of its sister colonies..." "States!" "requests a postponement to seek new instructions." "20 days should be sufficient." "This is good." "Any objections?" "No, none, sir." "No." "Congress shall reconvene on july 1st to consider Mr. Lee's resolution." "Mr. President, perhaps a committee should be formed to present a statement to the people should the vote tend toward independence." "Mr. Dickinson?" "Form your committee, Mr. Adams." "present!" "The thought of what awaits us in New York robs me of my sleep." "Are you so certain of defeat?" "To give battle to the British army, their ranks swollen with the 17,000 hessians," "I know not how our men will stand the test." "General Howe elected to depart Boston in peace rather than lay waste to the city." "New York may not be so fortunate." "That such evil should befall a people..." "Could it be punishment for the sin of slavery?" "I cannot say." "We grow gloomy, Mrs. Adams." "Forgive me." "I had hoped this visit would be a respite from what weighs upon me." "Is there some service I may do for you?" "For your family?" "There is one thing that I would ask." "My correspondence with my husband is more important than I can say." "It has become so difficult to get letters through, and... fear of interception has limited" "what we may say to each other." "If I could impose upon you to carry my letters..." "My own courier will take them safely to Philadelphia along with my dispatches." "Thank you." "Your advice is greatly valued by Mr. Adams." "The more quickly he receives it, the more quickly we may all be beneficiaries of your counsel." "I fear I cannot oblige you, sir, because..." "If we are to achieve our longed-for separation from England, we must be ready in the state legislatures with new codes of law and governance. and to that end all my time away from the assembly is taken up with urgent correspondence on a new constitution for Virginia." "We are of the same mind there." "Massachusetts, too, must have its constitution." "But I would have one founded on principles which could one day inform the confederacy of all the states." "but we must first achieve this long-hoped-for separation, and to that end we must have a declaration of principles." "Should you not write this thing yourself?" "No no." "I do not have time." "I head the board of war and ordinance as well as serving on 22 other committees." "and the outcome of this great question is far from certain, so my energies must be spent **ing the debate on the floor." " And why me?" " Reasons enough, sir." "What can possibly be your reason?" "First, you area virginian, and a virginian should be at the head of this business as it's the most powerful state." "And second," "I am obnoxious, suspected and unpopular." "And you are very much otherwise." "Third, and perhaps most important," "I have read your summary view of the rights of British America and I have a great opinion of the elegance of your pen," "and none at all of my own." "You're too modest, sir." "You're the first to find me so, sir." "I am not by nature a humble man, but circumstances sometimes require a change of habits." " I see that you're quite decided." " That I am, Mr. Jefferson." "Quite." "Have you consulted with your husband?" "Mr. Adams is not here and the pox is rampant." "Inoculation is not without risk." "The distemper manifests itself differently in each person." "You and your children may experience some fever and inflammation, perhaps a form of the disease itself." "I am aware of the risks." "Some cases have even resulted in death." "This is something altogether unexpected." "not only a declaration of our independence, but... of the rights of all men." "No this is well said, sir." "Very well said." ""The christi King of Great Britain" ""has waged cruel war against human nature itself" ""in the persons of a distant people who never offended him," ""captivating and carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere."" "Yes, you lay the evils of slavery at the..." "The feet of the King, but you say nothing of slavery itself, sir." "Now surely, if the trade is outlawed but ownership is not, then those unfortunate negroes still in servitude will become a more lucrative commodity." "That's not what I intended, Dr. Franklin." "Slavery is an abomination and must be loudly proclaimed as such, but I own that neither I nor any man has any immediate solution to the problem." "It... is no matter." "The issue before us is independence and not emancipation." " Dr. Franklin, this document is..." " is something..." "Something our friends in the Congress will debate." "But I will be very surprised if they will countenance an attack on slavery." ""We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable," ""that all men are created equal..."" "Et cetera." ""sacred and undeniable."" "Smacks of the pulpit." "Does it?" "These truths are self-evident are they not?" "Perhaps." "Self-evident then." "Self-evident?" " Self-evident." " Self-evident." "Do not mistake me, sir." "I share your sentiment." "Every single word was precisely chosen." "I assure you of that, Dr. Franklin." "Yes, but yours will not be the only hand in this document." "It cannot be." "They will try to mangle it, and they may succeed." "There may be expressions which I would not have inserted if I had drawn it up, but I will defend every word of it." "It's what I believe." "This is a..." "A marvelous invention, Mr. Jefferson." "Yes, I went through a number of variations." "This is by far the most successful." "The simplest is always the best." "It's two seats and the top one swivels on rollers made from the window sash pulleys." "Most ingenious." "Stay inside." "One more time, lad." "Just a small cut." "Done." "Who's first?" "So it's you?" "What is your name?" " Charles." " Charles." "Roll up your sleeve." "That's it." "Here we go." "Just a small cut." "Almost done." "There you are, lad." " It'll hurt a little bit." " I want papa." "Pa's not here." "We must depend upon ourselves." "One more, one more." "Almost done." "There lies our battle." "The others may yet come around, but Pennsylvania and New York are too self-interested, too tory." "Mr. Dickinson is too unbending." "And too effective." "Most effective, Mr. Adams, most effective." "And rutledge." "Good luck to you, sir." "Congress will take into consideration the resolution concerning independence." "Mr. Dickinson?" "Gentlemen." "The consequences involved in the motion now lying before us are of such magnitude that I tremble at the oppressive honor of sharing in its determination." "My conduct this day, I expect," "will give the finishing blow to my once great and now much-diminished popularity." "Yet I had rather forfeit popularity forever" "than vote away the blood and happiness of my countrymen." "Independence will not strengthen us by one man!" "Nor by the least supply." "But it may expose our soldiers to additional cruelties and outrages." "The full fury of British rifle will be unleashed." "Indians will be loosest on the frontier." "Negros will rise up to slaughter us." "New York may well be destroyed." "By their own admission, the advocates of separation say foreign assistance will be necessary." "At what cost?" "Let us imagine a war without victors." "And the guns all silent." "Many would have bled and sacrificed only to have exchanged the light yoke of GB for the heavy dominion of an alien power." "Some have argued that America will become one great commonwealth." "But what is to keep 13 unwieldy colonies from splitting asunder?" "I have a strong impression in my mind that this will take place." "Oh, gentlemen." "To escape the protection of GB by declaring independance unprepared as we are" "would be to brave the storm in a skiff made of paper." "As I recognize is Mr Adams, Massachussetts." "Objects of the most stupendous magnitude." "Measures which will affect the lives of millions, born and unborn" "are now before us." "We must expect a great expense of blood to obtain them" "but we must always remember that a free constitution of civil government" "cannot be purchased a too dear a rate as there is nothing on this side of Jerusalem, of greater importance to mankind." "My worthy colleague from Pennsylvania has spoken with great ingenuity and eloquence." "He's given you a grim prognostication of our national future, but where he foresees apocalypse" "I see hope." "I see a new nation ready to take its place in the world." "Not an empire, but a republic." "And a republic of laws, not men." "Gentlemen, we are in the very midst of revolution." "The most complete unexpected and remarkable of any in the history of the world." "How few of the human race have ever had an opportunity of choosing a system of government for themselves, and their children." "I am not without apprehensions, gentlemen." "But the end that we have in sight is more than worth all the means." "My belief says that the hour has come." "My judgement approves this measure and my whole heart is in it." "All that I have, all that I am and all that I hope in this life," "I am now ready to stake upon it." "While I'll live, let me have a country." "A free... country." "Idle misspend of time." "Waste of breathe." "I said nothing but what have been repeated and hackneyed in that room before." "Hundred times past these 6 months." "On the contrary, Mr Adams." "You seemed quite carried out of yourself." "Majority is ours, cousin." "9 to 4 in favor." "It must be unanimous." " Where the devil is our friend Rodney?" " Gone back to Wilmington." "Trouble with the Tories, there." "We will never win Delaware without him." "Mr Rodney must be found and fetched back here, Mr McCain." "Leave it to me." "Mr Adams." "A word with you, if I may?" "Private word." "South Carolina would be willing to consider casting her vote with the majority." "You surprise me, sir." "We know which way the wind blows, Mr Adams." "South Carolina has never been opposed to the principle of separation from Britain." " Only the haste to achieve it." " The times call for action, sir." "We southerners are accustomed to more courtly form." "You have something to ask in return." "Only your assurance that there will be no dissent from the other colonies." "Forgive me..." "States." "You have it, sir." "Gentlemen can always reach agreement." "Admiral Howe has anchored a 150 ships in view of Manhattan Island." "You ask me to consent to our own destruction." "Thirteen stand a greater chance than one." "We do not ask you to join us." "Only that you do not obstruct us." "NY would be willing to consider such an arrangement." "If you can deliver Pennsylvania." "Consider this, Mr Dickinson, that 2 of Pennsylvania's own delegates, myself being one of them, rose up today in opposition to you." "I will not compromise my beliefs." "A man of your reputation and honesty." "He should never compromise his beliefs, sir." "I thank you for that, Mr Adams." "Understand me, sir." "Likely you're right, and we shall be driven to independance." "But now, it's not the time for some dangerous and irrevocable action." "I cannot lend my voice to hasten our ruin." "Perhaps if you're to find yourself, somehow, indisposed tomorrow?" "Be still." "My brave girl." "Come no further." "Mabby, have a lion." "Thank you, Charles." "Bed!" "Bed!" "Cool?" "Look!" "What Charles gave you." "*This panel* now comes to a vote." "From a resolution proposed by Mr Lee." "These colonies are and of right ought to be free and independant states." "And that all political connection between them and the country of GB is and of the right ought to be" "totally dissolved." "New Hampshire?" "New Hampshire votes yes." "Rhode Island?" "Rhode Island votes yes." "Massachusetts?" "Massachusetts votes yes." "New York?" "New York has yet to receive new instructions from its constituent assembly." "We, therefore, respectfully abstain." "Connecticut?" "Connecticut votes yes." "New Jersey?" "New Jersey votes yes." "Pennsylvania?" "Pennsylvania votes yes." "Delaware?" "Delaware votes yes." "Virginia?" "Virginia votes yes." "Maryland?" "Maryland votes yes." "North Carolina?" "North Carolina votes yes." "South Carolina?" "South Carolina votes yes." "Georgia?" "Georgia votes yes." "Vote stands." "12 for independence." "None against." "One abstention." "Resolution carries." "When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the polical bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth to the separate and equal station to" "to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them" "A decent respect of the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation" "We hold these truths to be self-evident." "that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their creator with certain un... what's that word there?" "unalienable." "with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." "That whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is in the right of the people to alter or abolish it and to institute new government." "The history of the present king of GB is a history of repeated injuries, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states." "In every stage of this oppression, we have petitionned for redress in the most humble terms." "Our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury, a prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of the free people." "We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America solemnly publish and declare that these united colonies are and of right ought to be free and independent states that they're absolved from all allegiance to the British crown." "And for the support of this declaration with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor." "Bless you." "God save our American states." "God save our American states." "My dearest friend, the break is made." "Now our work begins." "You will think me transported with enthusiasm but I'm not." "It is the will of Heaven that Britain and America should be scinded forever." "It may be the will of Heaven that America shall suffer calamities still more wasting and distresses yet more dreadful." "I am well aware of the toil and blood and treasure that it will cost us to maintain this declaration and support and defend these states." "Yet, through all the gloom, I can see the raise of ravishing light and glory." "I can see that posterity will triumph... in that day's transaction." "I expect we shall have over 40 bushels of meal when the corn is ground." "You are like to outshine all farmers." "I thought I had lost you..." "When the news came that the British had taken Philadelphia." "You realize, John, it's been 14 years since we were married." "14 years." "Not more than half of that time have we had the joy of living together." "But you are here now." "And you are safe." "( Theme music playing )" "Abigail." "You are not staying." "Where is the Congress to meet?" "In York, to the west of the city." "But it is not to the Congress that I must go." "This war will not be won" "Without French money and French ships." "That... is Dr. Franklin's affair." "He is the commissioner to France." "There are some concerns." " About Dr. Franklin's aide." " No." " Congress is asking" " No, John." "I told them that I would not go." "No." "No." "It was my intention to return to the bar." "That I cannot support my family, my children" "You cannot ask this of me." " But they would not accept my request." " You cannot." "I am needed in Paris." "You are needed here, John." "Your children..." "Require your example." "I need you here." "Are you to add more years" "To those we have already spent apart?" "How can you give me back that time?" "How can you compensate to me" "All of those years I cannot get back?" "Do not rob me" "Of my happiness." "That is not my wish." "Abigail..." "You must know that." "Can you tell me how long, John?" "How long this time?" "Tell me that." "I cannot." "There is a cost to love, John." "Absence..." "And distance." "When do you leave?" "I'm not going to leave." "Let another have the honor." " There is no other, John." " No." "If I were a man, I would be in the field of action." "There all honor lies." "When you go, you will take Johnny with you." "That is 3,000 miles, Abigail..." "In winter." "I am sensible to the dangers, John." "You need not remind me." "We could be taken by the British." "That is madness." "My thousand fears notwithstanding, he shall go." "How many times have I heard you complain" "About the narrowness of New England men?" "Would you deny him the opportunity you never had?" "Nabby." "Nabby." "Are you leaving now?" "We are." "But I will take with me..." "A picture of a remarkable young lady." "And what must you always remember to do?" "Be good and do good." "Yeah." "Nabby, my girl." "Easy now." "Steady." "Nabby." "Darling, come come." "Don't be silly." "Nabby." "Charles?" "You said you would stay this time." "I go because I love you." "But why does Johnny get to go and not us?" "One day perhaps." "Now come now, you don't wanto send your father away without a kiss, do you?" "Charles." "Charles." "Tommy, come." "There we are." "Abigail:" "listen to your father on all things." "Write to me." "Be an honor to your country," "A blessing to your family..." "And remember you are accountable to your maker" "For all your words and actions." "I'll remember." "I love you." "You come back to me, John." " Abigail-- - Godspeed." "Godspeed." "Here we are." " ( Thunder rumbling ) - ( Men shouting )" "( John Quincy speaking French )" "( John retching )" "Say it with me, papa." "( Both speaking French )" "Oh, God." "Dear God in heaven." "That mast can be repaired, yes?" "We will try to jury-rig the foremast, sir." "( Man shouting ) Sail to starboard!" " Sail to starboard!" " Man #2: where away?" "Man: three points to starboard!" "Man #3: turn to starboard!" "Three points to starboard!" "Captain: it's British." "Has it seen us?" "There's men in the rigging." "Man #4: bosun and master gunner on deck!" "Men: aye aye, sir!" "Captain: we cannot outrun her." "With your permission..." "We'll engage them, sir." "Granted." " First officer standby for action." " John, go below." " Go below!" " ( Men shouting )" " Bosun!" " Yes, sir!" " Standby to make sail!" " Aye aye, sir!" " Chief gunner!" " Yes, sir!" "Prepare to fire as you bear!" "Aye aye, sir!" "Come on, you heard the man!" "Make way, lads!" "May way for the guns!" "Now, sir, if you will oblige me by returning to your quarters." "Neither you nor any man will prevent me from doing my duty." "Mr. Adams, I am commanded by the Congress" "To carry you safely to Europe," "And I'll goddamn well do it!" "Now get below." " Man #4: helmsman!" " Helmsman: aye!" "Steer nor-nor'east!" "( Men shouting )" "( Gun fires )" "You stay here, Johnny." "Yes?" "Make way!" "Make way down there!" "Faster there!" "Man #5: steady!" "Man #4: master gunner fire upon my command!" "Aye, sir!" "Prepare to fire, lads!" "She bears a cable!" "( Men shouting )" "Gunners make ready!" "Man #6: shoot one!" " ( Screams )" " Balls away!" " Reloading!" " Man #6: shoot two!" " Man: oh God!" " Man #6: shoot three!" " Man #6: shoot four!" " ( Screaming )" "Man #6: stay at your guns, men!" "Swap out gun number four!" " ( Screaming )" " On my command!" "Shoot five!" " ( Cannons firing )" " Shoot six!" "Reload!" "John: doctor!" "Doctor!" " I have lieutenant barron here." " Clear them the way." " Quickly!" " ( Grunting )" "Scissors." "Scissors!" "Give him some rum." "Rum." "Now come here." "Drink as much of this as you want." " Tourniquet" " Now!" " Man: yes, sir." "Drink as much as you can." "This" " This..." "in the mouth." " What?" " Mouth, in it." "In the mouth." "Bite down on it." "( Blood splashes )" " Hold him down." "Hold him down." " Yes, sir." " Steady." "Stay." " ( Screaming )" " Hold him." " No!" "Hold him down, sir." "Do you have him, sir?" " Hold him!" " Man #2: no!" " Be patient." " Come on!" " All right." " Man: quickly!" "Here we are." "I am here with you, sir." "It is nearly all over." " Hold on." " Doctor: he is losing too much blood." "Take his pulse." " I can't tell." " His pulse!" "Check!" "Does he have a pulse?" "Don't leave me, sir." "Don't leave me, sir." "Doctor: no?" " Man #2: fire!" " ( Cannons firing )" " ( Men cheering )" " Man: she's struck her colors!" "Mr. Adams, the ship is ours." "When will we know?" "I cannot say." "Must not let your mind wander to fear." "It is hard not to." "Put your faith in God," "And trust in his providence." "I did not think I would miss John Quincy." "No." "Do you think he will like Paris?" "I am sure he will." "Why do boys have all the pleasure?" "Because we let them." "When they come home, we will be very strict with them." "When they come home, my darling," "We will be so happy to see them," "We will be far too accommodating." "Charles, put some water on my hand." "Here, John." "This is rather strange." "Hello!" "Hello, Dr. Franklin?" "Woman: bonjour." "Monsieur!" "( Man speaking French )" " Mr. Adams, welcome." " Ah." "Dr. Franklin." "You'll forgive me if I don't rise." "I trust your crossing was uneventful." "This is my secretary, Mr. Bancroft." "Mr. Adams." "This is monsieur houdon, the celebrated sculptor." "Bonjour." "Oh, my son," "John Quincy." "Well well." "A fine boy." "Thank you, sir." "I shall rely upon your judgment as to a proper school for him." "Why, all of Paris is a school, master Adams." "A young man need only to avail himself of the lessons." "Excuse me, could you keep the pose, Dr. Franklin?" "A moment, monsieur. ( Speaking French )" "Have you ever been sculpted, Mr. Adams?" "No, sir, no." "No, I've never been one for sitting still." "Well, you may sit still presently." "General Johnny burgoyne has done" "All the negotiations necessary" "When he blundered into saratoga with his 7,000 redcoats." "The treaty with France is, as Parisians say," "A fait accompli." "A treaty?" "( Stammers )" "Why was I not told of this?" "Doctor, I have not braved the atlantic" "In the middle of winter and been pursued by the British" "News travels slowly over the ocean." "Well, I-- A treaty." "A treaty." "What kind of a treaty, sir?" "What are the details?" "Well, they have declared themselves our ally" "And pledged to stand in our defense." "Yes, how much provision is made for naval support?" "( Stammers )" "And what of our joint venture" "No doubt you require a bath," "Mr. Adams." "French set great store by hygiene when it comes to other nations." "Yes." "Our mission here requires expedition, doctor." "No, here in France" "You must practice the art of accomplishing much" "While appearing to accomplish little." "( Chuckles )" "Well, I intend to secure an audience" "With King Louis at the earliest opportunity." "He and I clearly have much to discuss." "You do n demand an audience at versailles, Mr. Adams." "One is invited." "Excuse me." "Please, Dr. Franklin," "Could you keep your chin up?" "( Speaks French )" " Good." " Bancroft:" "Mr. Adams," "The maitre d' is inside." "He will show you to your rooms." "Mardi, mardi." "Lutuesday.Day." "( Speaking French )" "Rarely has a man endured so much" "To so little point." "But it is a good thing, is it not, father?" "The treaty?" "Yes yes, of course." "Yes." "It's a fine thing." "Ah." "Well well." "My congratulations, Mr. Adams." "You must give me the name of your tailor." "You'll be quite the toast of the beaumont." "Well, you appear to have been tailored by a taxidermist, doctor." "The French are determined to see all Americans as rustic," "So I dress the part." "We are all actors here, Mr. Adams," "And so far my performance has been well-received." "I see." "Well, shall we go?" "Indeed we should." "We must not keep" "Madame Helvetius waiting." "Good day, master Adams." "Doctor." "Terence is a difficult poet," "But there's no better model for good taste," "Good morals and good latin." "That's a good boy." "( Chatting in French )" "You are a very good man, John Adams, a very moral man," "But you are not a man for Paris." "Paris requires a certain amount" "Of indecency in thought and action." "How good is your French?" "( Stammers )" "( Speaks French )" "( Chuckles ) That is easily remedied." "You must attend the theatre" "Or take a mistress." "Oh, Dr. Franklin, good heavens." "Well, do not underestimate the educational possibilities" "Of the boudoir, Mr. Adams." "Oh, to be 70 again." "( Chuckles )" "Alas, franklin." "You're always late." "( Speaking French )" "The least interesting kind of affairs." "May I present my colleague," "Mr. Adams?" "Madame Helvetius, la comtesse" "Ligniville d'autricourt." "Very good." "Madame." "The famous sam Adams?" "Sam Adams?" "No." "John Adams, his cousin." "( Whispers ) John Adams." "( Giggling )" "( Chatting in French )" "Franklin: it seems my face is as well-known in France" "As that of the man in the moon." "I want to know, Adams... ( Speaking French )" "Madame Helvetius observes" "That by your name" " Adam" "You are descended from the first couple in paradise." "Ah." "Yes, I see." "Very good, yes." " ( Chuckles )" " No?" "Yes, madame." "Well, yes." "My family resembles the first couple" "Both in name and frailty," "So much that I have no doubt" "That we are descended from that in paradise." "( Speaking French )" "Chevalier de la luzerne" "Is to be France's first ambassador" " In the United States." " Oh, excellent." "Well, I trust that you will press his majesty" "For a greater commitment on our behalf." "The immediate support of the French navy is required." "A promise of ships is all very well and good, but" "( Speaking French )" "( All laughing )" "Even in America we like to keep our pleasures" "Unsullied by business." "Helvetius: tell me please," "How did adam and eve discover the art of love?" "Well, I suppose it was simply by instinct, no?" "Whenever a man and woman would approach within..." "Striking distance" "Of each other," "I suppose that they would simply fly together, no?" "Like two objects in one of Dr. Franklin's electric experiments, yes?" "( All laughing )" "I know not how it was," "But I know it must have been a very happy shock." "Boom!" "Luzerne: madame Helvetius wishes to inquire" "If you have had occasion to attend the opera" "And les danseurs." "No no no." "I regret to say I have no ear" "For la musique." "No, I'm afraid my occupation allows me" "Little time for the finer arts." "( All chuckling )" "No, I must study politics and war," "You see, so that my sons will have the liberty" "To study mathematics and philosophy." "My sons must study navigation, commerce and agriculture," "So that their children..." "Will have the right" "To study painting, poetry" " And music." " ( Luzerne speaking French )" "( People laughing )" "Bravo, Mr. Adams." "Bravo, Mr. Adams." "( Helvetius singing )" "( Man speaking French )" "Mr. Adams, give a flag to everybody who gives money." " They pay for the flags?" " They pay for the flags." "Oh, that is absurd." "Doctor!" "All right, where's my hat?" "Here it is." "( All singing in English )" "( Grunts )" "( Speaking French )" "Mr. Adams, give one there." " No, but he did not pay." " All right." "Thank you." "Merci merci." "Merci merci." " Yes." " Take his money." "Bless you, monsieur. ( Speaking French )" "Bravo!" " ( Laughing )" " Bravo." "( Woman giggles )" "( Crickets chirping )" "( Speaking French )" "( Chatting )" "Man:" "Dr. Franklin and monsieur Adams." " ( Knocks on door ) - ( Door opens )" "( Man #2 speaking French )" "Monsieur Adams, Dr. Franklin." "( Man #3 speaking French )" "Dr. Franklin." "( All giggling )" "You don't speak French?" "( Man #4 speaks French )" " ( Whispers ) Put your hat on." " What?" "Put your hat on." "I hope you shall remain long enough in France" "To perfect your French, Mr. Adams." "Yes, well, if I were here as a private citizen," "Monsieur le comte, nothing would please me more." "France is the very region for happiness," "If human nature could be made happy" "By anything that pleases the senses." "I trust that you will find our alliance equally agreeable." "The treaty of amity ane is both liberal and generous," "But I feel duty-bound" "To press for greater commitment of French naval power." "Admiral d'estaing is now sailing toward your New England." "I am aware of admiral d'estaing's expedition," "And I deem it... insufficient." "Insufficient?" "12 ships of the line, and five frigates?" "This will hardly dislodge the British fleet from our shores." "Nothing will bring this war to a speedier conclusion" "Than naval superiority." "And America needs more ships." "General Washington is of the same opinion." "Mr. Adams is of course aware that France is at war with England." "Our navy is needed to defend our own shores." "And his majesty has been more than generous." "Our independence cannot be achieved" "If we are to be nothing more than a pawn" "In France's never-ending game with our common enemy." "Now I respectfully ask that his majesty be informed of my opinion." "( Speaking French )" "( Sighs )" "Is it your purpose to destroy everythint we've accomplished?" "To engineer the recall of the fleet under admiral d'estaing?" "Or is this some new kind of diplomatic initiative?" "The direct insult followed by the petulant whine?" "What are you thinking of?" "A good diplomat, Mr. Adams," "Observes much, acts little" "And speaks softly." "The compte de vergennes means to keep his hand beneath our chin" "To prevent us from drowning," "But not to keep our heads above the water." "Have you learned nothing, Mr. Adams?" "If you continue to exasperate and antagonize these people" "As I did in Philadelphia and we declared independence, you recall." "In Philadelphia we negotiated independence." "Well, you may be as patient and accommodating as you like, doctor," "But for myself," "I will not voluntarily put on the chains of France" "While I am struggling to throw off those of great Britain!" "( Classical instrumental music playing )" "When do you sail to rhode island, admiral d'estaing?" "We leave Boston tomorrow." "We hope to engage the British fleet at newport," "Where your army awaits us." "A victory will do much to rally our people." "For France as well, monsieur." "I have discovered, madame, that your husband has deceived us." "I was told that his zeal for our alliance" "Was born out of his eagerness" "To defeat the British." "But now I see..." "It is his desire to be reunited with you that drives him so." "Another Adams falls victim to the French." "They have been most hospitable." "I scarcely think that one can form a lasting impression" "Of a people based on one evening's entertainment." "I cannot tell you how much I respect your husband, Mrs. Adams." "There is no one who has given as much to our cause as he." "I confess" "I am less roman than Mr. Adams." "While he would sacrifice all for the good of our country," "I cannot but miss him." "You must feel his absence greatly." "My sons are of an age" "Where they need a father's guidance." "Dr. Rush, I am most eager" "For the any news of my husband." "The chevalier de la luzerne is in Philadelphia," "And he spoke of Mr. Adams's reception at the French court." "His letters are full of refinement and taste of the society," "Though not insensible of its debaucheries." "I did not mean to suggest" "Mr. Adams's character is beyond reproach." "You do not need to reassure me" "Of my husband's character, Dr. Rush." "I apologize, Mrs. Adams, if" "You are surgeon general" "Of the army, are you not?" "Yes, and I have found the condition" "Of our military hoitals to be utterly deplorable." "Their administration is a crime," "And Congress will not attend the problem." "I have brought the subject to them repeatedly," "But they refuse to act." "3,000 men..." "Rendered unfit for duty at Valley Forge." "All because Congress allowed our supply lines to wither." "( Sighs )" "From your sister?" "Yes, she asks about you." "Tell her I'm well." "Say otherwise, we'll only worry her." "She asks why you do not write to mother more often." "And what should I write?" "That I'm unable to accomplish anything here?" "Does she want a catalogue of my frustration and failure?" "My idiotic wrangling with Dr. Franklin?" "( Sighs )" "( Footsteps approach )" "From Philadelphia, sir." "Mr. Adams?" "Mr. Adams!" "Mr. Adams." "Dr. Franklin is... not to be disturbed." "He is, uh" " He's conducting an experiment" "Of a very delicate nature." "Mr. Adams!" "Mr. Adams!" "Please, no!" "Mr. Adams, this is most irregular." "Mr. Bancroft!" "Well, Mr. Adams?" "The, uh..." "The Congress has..." "The Congress have named you" "The sole minister plenipotentiary" "To the court of King Louis, sir." " Franklin: indeed." " Huh." "Well." "Thank you, Mr. Adams." "Is there anything else?" "I have been left kicking and sprawling in the mire," "Neither at liberty to serve my country" "Nor at liberty to go home." "If I have committed some crime" "That deserved to hang me in a gibbet in the face of all Europe," "I think I ought to have been told what it was." "Quite right, sir." "You know, it is universally believed" "That Dr. Franklin has accomplished our revolution entirely by himself" "With a simple wave of his electric wand." "( Speaks French )" "Whatever merits he may have as a philosopher," "As a legislator he has done very little, sir." "Very little indeed." "Au revoir, Mr. Adams." "Mama." "You should be in bed." "So should you." "That is not for you to say." " Mama." " Bed." "Mama, please." "Come up with me." "That can wait." "( Sniffles ) I cannot." "I cannot wait." "There will be something tomorrow..." "From papa." "It is of no matter." "You do not mean that." "Do not presume to tell me what I mean!" "His letters grow more and more infrequent." "The one letter I did receive" "Gave me no assurance of his affection." "You know father's afraid his letters will be intercepted." "What if they are?" "What do I care for British ridicule?" "How can he not know what his silence costs me?" "Have I fallen so far from his heart and his thoughts" "That he cannot find the time to write?" "To assure me that we have not been forgotten?" "He has not forgotten us." "If ever there was a natural alliance," "Surely it is between the republics of the netherlands" "And the United States." "The Dutch first gave asylum to the pilgrims." "New York and New York were first settled by your countrymen." "Man: may I remind you" "That the netherlands were a republic" "Long before America was even an idea?" "Indeed, indeed, sir." "If I may," "America and Holland are so close" "In history, in religion, in government," "That every Dutchman instructed in the subject" "Must pronounce the American revolution just and necessary," "Or pass censure on the greatest actions of his immortal ancestors." "How much money do you seek, Mr. Adams?" "An initial loan of $10 million." "( Speaking Dutch )" "You have approval of your Congress to ask this sum?" "The Congress will, of course, approve my mission, sir." "An American victory in this war" "Would naturally be of great benefit." "Yeah, naturally." "Man: but with admiral d'estaing's defeat at newport," "The loss of Charleston" "And general arnold's treachery at west point" "It was most unfortunate, sir, yes." "( Speaks Dutch )" "Man #2: there are rumors" "That America will settle for a negotiated peace." "No, sir." "No." "The only acceptable outcome is complete and irrevocable independence." "( Coughing )" "Are you ill, Mr. Adams?" "No, I find the climate here is somewhat insalubrious." "Man #2:" "I regret to say that American credit" "Is not-- Forgive me" "Well established." "Yes, but you will establish it, gentlemen." "Man #2: we are in the business of lending money," "But only to those capable" "Of paying us back, Mr. Adams." "I understand, sir." "( Speaking Dutch )" "( Mutters )" ""..." "Matter that has come to my attention." "Mr. Adams has given extreme offense to the French court." "Having nothing else with which to employ himself..."" "( Harrumphs )" ""..." "He seems to have endeavored to supply" "What he may suppose my negotiations defective in." "He thinks that America has been too free" "In expressions of gratitude to France," "And that she is more obliged to us than we to her." "Mr. Adams's character and turn of mind are inappropriate" "To proper diplomacy."" "( Laughs )" ""And sometimes and in some things" "He is quite out of his senses." "Your humble servant," "Benjamin franklin."" "His letter was read to the Congress" "In the presence of the chevalier de la luzerne." "There are many in Boston" "Who say Dr. Franklin has greatly wronged you." "Let the artful old knave have his cursed French." "I am left with Holland..." "For all the good that will do us." "You have had no success?" "Do you mean, have I failed here as well?" "We have reason to be optimistic." "Thousands of men under rochambeau joined General Washington." "Admiral de grasse is said to be sailing with a large fleet." "Well, at long last." "Dr. Franklin's efforts have been amply rewarded." "Yes, I have no doubt Dr. Franklin himself will be." "If this war is won, he will have secured his place in our history" "And be celebrated for his statesmanship." "Are you unwell, Mr. Adams?" "I had hoped to seek your advice" "Before taking up my appointment in St. Petersburg." "How may I help you?" "The language of queen Catherine's court is French," "And I have none of it." "I was hoping to engage a secretary to assist me." "Come come come come come." "Russia, here." "Very good." "Will it be very cold there, father?" "Good heavens, no." "Not for a Massachusetts man." "You must not let the idea of going to Russia frighten you." "You're 14 years old, Johnny." "Already a man," "And never one for childish pursuits." " Yes?" " Mmm." "And I have confidence that you will make both of us very proud." "I would rather stay here with you, father." "Son, I would rather that you stay here as well." "But it is time that you put your accomplishments to use" "In the service of your country." "And you must not mind being sad." "I would think less of you if you were not." "There are times..." "When we must act against our inclinations." "And at those times," "We may pain those that we love." "I left your mother," "Who I love more than anything in the world," "In order to shake Europe by the scruff of the neck." "That" " That was my choice." "That was my duty." "You see?" "And whatever one may say of me," "I always press forward" "With any challenge that has ever been given to me." "I know, father." "I know you've tried." "I'm sorry." "I will do my duty." "Now now." "You mind Mr. Dana, yeah?" " Yes, sir." " There you go." "Good journey to you, gentlemen." "( Coughing )" "Congress has learned from the French minister" "That I have presented my credentials to the Dutch government" "Without their permission." "( Chuckles )" "They are" " They are astonished" "They are astonished at my ridiculous display" "Stay still, herr Adams." "That I should have the audacity" "To present myself to the Dutch government" "Before they are in any way prepared to receive me." "( Mutters ) You bastards." "Hold still, sir." "( Speaking Dutch )" "I'm ridiculous, am I?" " ( Grunts ) - ( Fly buzzing )" "Ridiculous." " The charge of vanity" " Adams-- " "The charge of vanity is the last refuge" "Of little wits and of mercenary quacks!" "I tell you" " I am speaking, sir!" "I have long learned" "That a man may give offense..." "And he may still succeed." "Oh!" "( Speaking Dutch )" "Herr Adams?" "Herr Adams?" "Glorious news!" "Look, mama." "Glorious intelligence." ""Yesterday afternoon arrived in this harbor" "Captain lovatt, of the schooner adventure," "From York river in Chesapeake Bay," "Which he left the 20th instant," "And brought us the glorious news" "Of the surrender of Lord Cornwall" "And brought us the glorious news of the surrender of Lord Cornwallis;" "and his army prisoners of war to the allied army under the command of our illustrious general;" "and the French fleet under the command of his excellency, the Count de Grasse."" "Is the war over?" "Not while there is a single British soldier remaining in America," "But they cannot hold on for long," "Not after this." "God be praised." "And General Washington." "Papa will be back?" "Yes, Charles." "Papa will be back." ""Yesterday afternoon arrived in this harbor" "Captain lovatt, of the schooner adventure" "From York river in chesapeake bay," "Which he left the 20th instant," "And brought us the glorious news of the surrender" "Of Lord Cornwallis," " And his army prisoners of war." - ( Labored breathing )" "( Speaking Dutch )" "( Boy speaking Dutch )" "Man: herr Adams." " Herr Adams?" " ( Gavel pounds )" " Man #2: herr Adams?" " ( Speaking Dutch )" "Abigail." "Abigail." "Abigail." "Man: herr Adams?" "Herr Adams?" "Abigail." "Mr. Adams." " Mr. Adams." " Yes!" " Man:" "Mr. Adams, sir." " Yes! Momentous news, Mr. Adams." "The British are defeated." "Look." "Now, sir" "Now, sir, all will be fine." "All will be fine, sir." "Come." "Come now." "You have struck a great blow" "For the American cause, Mr. Adams." "You have turned us all on our heads." "General Washington, at Yorktown did the substance of the work." "Only the form belongs to me." "Our directors have agreed" "To an initial loan of 5 million Dutch guilders" "2 million of your American dollars" "At a special rate" "Of 5% interest." "You may consider American credit" "Fully established." "Well, I" "Well, I thank you, gentlemen." "I thank you very very much indeed." "We are very sorry to hear" "That you will leave us so soon." "Oh yes, well, I am needed in Paris again." "The British have sued for peace," "And I intend to see that we have a treaty" "That recognizes our independence, nothing less." "You are a most stubborn man, Mr. Adams." "Ah, well, thanks be to God he gave me stubbornness," "Especially when I know that I am right." "John: "my dearest friend," "The peace treaty is done" "But the Congress have instructed me to remain in Paris" "To secure commerce with other nations." "I cannot justify going home," "But what should I do for want of my Abigail?" "There is only one remedy:" "Come, my dearest friend." "Make all arrangements you must" "For the care and education of our children." "They are old enough now." "Come, my friend."" "Madame." "Auteuil?" "Auteuil, madame, oui." "Adams?" "Monsieur Adams a auteuil." "Oui, madame." "Bienvenu." "Madame." "Mrs. Adams." "Mr. Adams." "Come." "I've taken the liberty of making this room into my office." "This is not in use." "I came here" "With many harsh words for you, John." "I know you have complained," "And it is very well-deserved." "Not because you were absent from my thoughts," "But..." "Because you were too much in them." "To write of my disgrace," "To burden you with my trials here," "Knowing of all of those you had to face" "At home" "Alone..." "It sorrows me more than I can say" "To think that I may have added to them." "Can you forgive me, Abigail?" "Did you think that I would think less of you" "If you spoke of your misadventures here?" "No man wants to appear a fool before his wife." "And now that you are triumphant," "Can you open your heart to me again?" "And now my heart was are triunever closed to you." "Without you to steady me," "Without you" "I..." "I dismiss my God, I grow weak" "And vain." "Then we shall have to relieve you of such bad habits." "You must stay with me always..." "To prevent my ruination." "Jefferson:" "I understood my role" "Was to negotiate free-trade agreements" "With anyone that would listen." "But nobody seems to have the slightest interest" "In either me or my whale oil." "Well, there is a lack" "Of confidence in us, Thomas" "In the whale oil, perhaps" "But in the country as a whole." "Do they think that we will tire of independence?" "That our nation is..." "Ephemeral?" "My experience here has shown" "That American affairs are of very little consequence" "To anyone in Europe." "And as long as they are dealing with 13 separate states," "They can afford to procrastinate." "Ah!" "Thomas, allow me to present my wife." "Mrs. Adams is already well known to me." "Your wisdom and your passion for your country" "Is said to inform your husband's every decision." "You do me more credit than I deserve, sir." "Come." "Tell me, Mr. Jefferson," "Are you situated in an equally grand manner?" "Oh, certainly." "It's a measure of our immense significance in the French court," "Where the question is not how well qualified are we" "For office, but how many domestics do we retain." "The British ambassador has 50." "The spanish ambassador has 75." "We consider ourselves quite impoverished." "We have to make do with fewer than 20." "I'm sorry, my dear." "Perhaps if we had more servants," "You would be more successful in your negotiations." "A diplomatic magician." "At present I see scarcely any opportunity" "Of doing anything for the American public" "Worth the expense of maintaining us here." "Mr. Adams, did you invite your wife across the atlantic" "In order to complain about our business affairs?" "Uh, yes, of course I did." "I am most used to Mr. Adams' complaints, Mr. Jefferson," "On either side of the atlantic." "I'm sure you are, but I for one am" "Much more interested in hearing about" "Your first impressions of France." "Well, I have been in France for such a short time." "It would be unfair to pass sentence" "Or form judgment." "Which implies that you've already done both." "Well, if I had, Mr. Jefferson," "I would only offer them after my further experience" "Had shown my wisdom or the error of my ways." "An admirable caution." "Yes, and highly uncharacteristic, I assure you." "I am sorry I will not have the opportunity to meet your children." "As am I, Mr. Jefferson." "Johnny has returned and he's very well along at harvard." "So, uh..." "It would not do to distract him." "Let me take this opportunity, Mr. Jefferson, to" "Give you my deepest condolences." "You must know that you are welcome here at any time." "I hope you will use this as your second home." "You are most gracious." "Thank you." "If ever there was a city designed to distract us from our troubles," "It would be Paris." "Good heavens." "I fear I make an awkward sight." "Oh, no." "Without doubt," "You are the fairest creature in christendom." "It would mortify my soul if I should be thought to disgrace you." "My dear, you are like to dazzle them all." "I confess I was ashamed to be seen looking at them." "I am not accustomed to seeing such intimacy on display." "Well, you seemed quite transported." " I was." " Yeah." "I am embarrassed to admit it." "I am resolved to renounce embarrassment" "In favor of enjoyment" "And a certain elevation of the spirits" "Which is occasioned by witnessing the human body" "Liberated from its earthly shackles." "Paris is unique." "Yes, and best enjoyed in the company of women." "Women would add interest to many things, Mr. Jefferson," "If men would allow it." "Well, that has been my experience, s." "Adams." "I cannot imagine monticello without martha." "I cannot imagine" "Losing a child and your wife in one year." "Perhaps the art of life is the art of avoiding pain." "He is the best pilot who steers clear" "Of the rocks and shoals." "For all of Mr. Jefferson's sadness," "There is a great charm about him." "You find him a captivating man, hmm?" "He is exceptional." "And am I not exceptional in any way?" "Certainly," "Unless you are given to one of your moods." "I'm simply reading a book, madam." "Pauline, merci." "Madame." "All this fuss is really quite silly." "I'm perfectly capable of brushing out my own hair." "Protest if you will, my dear." "The question is whether it is possible for a lady," "Or even a charming and exceptional man," "Once they have become accustomed to the manners of Europe," "Not to have their little heads turned by them." "Well, if I am to have a litany of all my faults," "Then perhaps we should just have it out" "And be done with it." "John." "John." "Petulant John." "Exceptional John." " Sleepy John?" " Mmm." "I would not change a single thing about you." "Good thing for you!" "Man:" "le Dr. Franklin, messieurs," "Et la comtesse ligniville d'autricourt." "I have something very important to deliver." "When I can find it I will know where it is." "Excellent, excellent." "Madame." "My stones!" "Ahem." "Oh, pardon me, Mrs. Adams." "It is Mrs. Adams, is it not?" "It is of course, doctor, yes." "Oh, an honor." "Madam, I shall rise" "To apologize for not getting up." "Dr. Franklin." "May I present the comtesse ligniville d'autricourt," "Madame Helvetius?" " Madame." " Madame." "Franklin asks me to marry him many times." "Has he indeed?" "An inconvenience to Mrs. Franklin, surely." "It is quite tiresome." "I tell him we are too old for romance." "Found it!" "From Philadelphia." "Merci." "The Congress has seen fit to appoint me minister" "To the court of St. James." "I am expected to appear in london" "No later than King George's birthday." "Bravo!" "Ambassador Adams, may you be the first of many." "Mrs. Ambassador." "We have had our disagreements." "But you have always been an honest collaborator." "I can think of no better choice" "To represent the United States" "In great Britain than yourself." "The English love an insult." "It's their only test of a man's sincerity." "Ah." "Ahh! My own days abroad are at a close," "But Mr. Jefferson will replace me" "Here quite well, I'm sure." "I merely succeed you, Dr. Franklin." "No one can replace you." "Well, I fear none of us will taste the bread of idleness." "There is talk of a convention in Philadelphia." "They are to discuss" "A binding constitution." "I hope to attend, if only to have an effect" "On the style of its prose." "I expect that any constitutional document" "That emerges from a" "Will be as compromised as our declaration of independency." "I am increasingly persuaded" "That the earth belongs exclusively to the living" "And that one generation has no more right" "To bind another to its laws and judgments" "Than one independent nation has the right to command another." "But surely the Constitution," "As it did with the ones we wrote for our own states," "Is meant to establish the stability" "And the long-term legality" "Essential to the continuation of a civilized society." "Yes, possibly." "But I fear it could prove a breach" "In the integrity of our revolutionary ideals" "Through which will pour the forces of reaction." "Doctor, Mr. Jefferson's pet topic" "Is not the artful arrangement of political power," "But the cordoning off of a space" "In which no power exists at all." "You, sir, you are a walking contradiction." " We're all contradictions, Mr. Adams." " Indeed yes." "And what is government ultimately" "But the putting into effect of the lessons" "Which we have learned in dealing with" "The contradictions in our own characters?" "You have a disconcerting lack of faith" "In your fellow man, Mr. A," "And in yourself, if I may say." "Yes, and you display a dangerous excess" "Of faith in your fellow man, Mr. Jefferson." "Well, I'm sure we'll all disagree a great deal." "Our country is founded on the right to disagree." "Still, we must prevail," "If only to prove Mr. Dickinson wrong" "That we will not tear ourselves asunder" "After the defeat of our common enemy." "We've come too far to be undone by petty rivalries." "Franklin: hmm." "It is no small thing" "To build a new world, gentlemen." "We have our republic." "We must endeavor to keep it if we can." "It will never fly." "It has flown, John, many times." "No, it's pulled up and down, up and down on a rope." "Let's see what happens when the rope is released." "Your husband's admirable caution" "Sometimes blinds him" "To unanticipated possibilities, Mrs. Adams." "This is one of them." "Yes yes, the possibility that it will never fly." "I should be very sad, John," "If your experience of Paris has left you so unchanged." "I'm consoled only by the thought that one never really knows" "How much one has been touched by a place until one has left it." "Well, I shall certainly miss your company, Thomas." "And I shall miss yours, Mrs. Adams." "London is not so very far away, Mr. Jefferson," "In the unlikely event you tire of Paris." "I believe it shall tire of me first." "Well, I stand corrected." "So our umbilical cord to mother earth" "Has been severed for the first time in history." "Mankind floats upon a limitless plane of air." "Hmm." "Hot air." "Lord carmarthen, the foreign minister," "Will make the official introduction to his majesty." "And upon being ushered into the royal presence chamber," "You will make three reverences," "Like so:" "One on entering..." "A second halfway to his majesty..." "And a third as you come before the royal presence." "Well, if you would, Mr. Adams." "Please." "Well, uh..." "One." "Lower, sir." "Two." "Truly lower, Mr. Adams." "An improper reverence has been the undoing" "Of many a foreign ambassador." "Avert your eyes, sir," "Until you come before the royal presence." "Yes." "May I also suggest that perhaps a change of attire" "Would not be unwarranted, sir?" "What would you suggest, sir?" "Possibly something a little more English." "Mr. John Adams." "The United States of America" "The United States of America" "Have appointed me minister plenipotentiary" "To your majesty." "I think myself more fortunate" "Than all of my fellow citizens" "In having the" "The distinguishing honor" "To be the first to stand in your majesty's presence" "In a diplomatic character." "I shall esteem myself" "The happiest of men" "If I can be instrumental in restoring" "The confidence and affection..." "Or in better words, the good old nature" "And the good old humor" "Between peoples who," "Though separated by an ocean" "And under different governments," "Have the same language, the same religion..." "And kindred blood." "I beg your majesty's permission to add" "That though I had been before" "Entrusted by my country..." "It was never in my whole life" "In a manner more agreeable to myself." "The circumstances of this audience are so extraordinary." "The language you have now held" "Is so extremely proper" "And the feelings you have" "Discovered" "So justly adapted to the occasion," "That I not only receive with pleasure" "The assurance of the friendly disposition" "Of the United States..." "But that I am very glad" "That the choice has fallen on you" "To be their minister." "I will be very frank with you." "I was the last to consent to separation." "But the separation having been made" "And having become inevitable," "I have always said as I say now," "That I would be the first to meet the friendship" "Of the United States" "As an independent power." "Thank you, your majesty." "There is an opinion among some people, Mr. Adams," "That you are not the most attached of all your countrymen" "To the manners of France." "Yes, well, I avow to your majesty" "That I have no attachment" "To any country but my own." "An honest man will never have any other." "King George:" "I pray, Mr. Adams," "That the United States does not suffer unduly" "From its want of a monarchy." "Yes, we will strive to answer those prayers," "Your majesty." "Ah, "an ambassador from America." "Good heavens, what a sound."" "Why, they call me a vain imposter" "And a pharisee of liberty." "Idiotic phrase." ""The morning post and daily advertiser."" "Ah, they very helpfully inform their readers..." "That I was "so pitifully embarrassed" "As to be very nearly tongue-tied."" "You must pay them no mind, sir." "They accuse me of vanity." "They always accuse me of vanity." "There are many different kinds" "Of vanity in this world." "But there is also the vanity that comes" "From years spent in the service" "Of other men." "And of that I am most certainly guilty." "Guilty as charged." "To deny that would be sheer hypocrisy." "Here is someone calling for me" "To be hanged!" "Colonel Smith, remove these papers at once." "God, what a country!" "Charming!" "I am sorry, John." "Are you unwell?" "Do you remember the old vassall-Borland estate" "Near our farm?" "Uh, yeah." "Rather a grand place, I recall." "It has become available." "House, farm buildings-- 80 acres for £600." "What has brought this on?" "My body is in one place, my soul is in another." "Besides, I am worried about the children." "They are adults now, John." "They have been without us for too long." " And I'm tired of this weary place." " Mm-hmm." "There is no pleasure mixing company where no one cares for you." "You care for no one." "I too feel adrift." "I missed the constitutional convention." "They are to elect a new federal government," "And here am I, 3,000 miles away." "I will write to the Congress and demand" "My immediate recall." "I hold this post to be so inconsistent with my honor and dignity" "I can no longer endure it." "I'm finished with pomp and ceremony" "And bowing and scraping and wigs" "And all other affectations." "I'm finished with it." "Will they grant it?" "I hope so." "Make ready!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Father?" "Charles!" "Good heavens, you-- You look fine, sir." "I trust you had a peaceful journey, sir." "John: oh, yes yes." " Father, this is Thomas." " Of course." "Thomas." "My boy, my goodness." "Well, you've grown into a man, yeah?" " It's been a long time, father." " Yes indeed." "Yes indeed." " Welcome home." " John Quincy!" " Father." " Good!" "Yeah!" "Abigail: my boys." "My boys." "Welcome home, father." "Abigail:" "I feared that you my boys." "Would not know me." "Nonsense." "On the contrary." "No, I am amazed." "Mother." "Colonel William Smith, who has been my private secretary," "My sons, my daughter Nabby." "Colonel Smith." "Abigail, shall we?" "Come." "Nabby." "Charles, Thomas, follow in the next carriage, yes?" "Boy:" "God bless Mr. Adams." "Thank you!" "Thank you." "It is too early for you to speak of retirement." "I have been rollin like a stone for 30 years," "Never three years in the same place." "No, sir." "I intend to lay fast to my farm," "Here to live, here to die," "Here to lay my bones." "Time has already taken too many of '76." "The new government has my best wishes" "And most fervent prayers for its success." "The Constitution was not ratified without some difficulty." "We need men who will unite us." "Our first election is imminent." "Speculation on your future" "Has been overflowing." "Your name has been mentioned for governor," "Senator, chief justice of the supreme court," "Vice president," "Even president of these states united." "Surely Washington, is the logical choice." "You would not object if I were to put your name forward?" "You were not meant to sit" "In the shade of life..." "Neither one of you." "If that is what you wish" "It must at least be vice president." "Anything less would be beneath you." "John: to Peacefield," "In honor of our lasting peace with great Britain." "All: peefield." "I could hardly ask your mother to return" "To the wren's house of your childhood." "Of course not, not after the palaces of Europe!" "I have heard disturbing reports" "Of your behavior at harvard, Charles" "Drunkenness and disorderly conduct." "It was only a lark, father," "A momentary effusion of too much good cheer." "I daresay I am neither the first person nor the last" "To appear naked in harvard yard." "Well, I daresay..." "Do not let your companions" "Or your amusements get the better of you, sir." "A scholar is always made alone" "And sober." "Studies can be pursued to good purpose" "Only by yourself." "Your example is always before me, father." "Following your graduations," "I will see to it" "That you are placed as apprentices to the most prominent lawyers." "Thank you, father." "Johnny, how goes" "Your clerkship with lawyer parsons?" "It's a far cry from the excitement of St. Petersburg." "I'm sure." "And your courtship of mary frazier, is that not exciting?" "How long have you..." "Pursued this courtship?" "I have known mary for a year now." "A year?" "John Quincy: she is a lovely girl." "She is intelligent" "And well-spoken." "I find her to be delightful company." "Nothing so like perfection in human shape" "Has been seen since the world began." "May I inquire as to the age of the young lady?" "She is 15, mother." "I will speak frankly with you, John." "You're too young, you're too unestablished" "To form any sort of romantic attachment whatsoever." "To excel in the field of the law," "Let alone become a man of position and prominence," "You must work more hours than exist in the day" "And more days than exist in the week." " I am well aware of the commit" " You are not!" "Now, I indulge you more than your brothers," "And there's a reason for that." "Because you have a strong mind" "And you have the temperament to succeed" "At whatever you set that mind to do." "You've traveled the world, man." "You could achieve distinction." "But you have only to apply yourself." "Now I am willing to s you up" "In your own practice as of tomorrow" "With an annual stipend of £100." "But you must cut off this romantic attachment immediately." "I will need some time to consider your offer." "No!" "You will decide now." "Very well, as you wish." "Good boy." "Excellent." "You're smiling, miss Adams." "Do I not have reason to be happy, Colonel Smith?" "Our family is so rarely together." "Your brothers seem to be men of good spirit," "Charles especially." "My brother Charles can be rather incorrigible." "He can be as headstrong as father." "Mr. Adams has the vitality of a much younger man." "Some days it's all I can do to keep up with him." "Father says you commanded a regiment of our army." "Yes, I had the honor to serve under general Washington," "At long island." "Perhaps you will allow me to divert you" "With stories from the campaign," "If you would not find them too dull." "That depends on the telling, does it not, Colonel Smith? Abigail." "Here's a fine culmination to all my years of service" "Fewer than half the votes of the electoral college." "General Washington, is unanimously acclaimed" "President with 69 votes," "Whereas I apparently am scorned by all but 34 of the electors." "John, there are two, four, six, eight, 10 other names here." "You have more votes than all of them put together." " And John jay comes in third with nine." " Nonetheless, I consider" "I consider such a showing a stain upon my character." " John!" " I will not and I cannot accept it." "John..." "You are vice president now." "Vice president." "I am vice president now, hmm?" "Mr. Vice President." " Mrs. Vice President." " Vice President Adams." "Mr. Vice President!" "Unaccustomed to refuse any public service," "However dangerous to my reputation" "Or disproportionate to my talents..." "It would have been inconsistent" "To have adopted a different maxim of conduct" "At this time." "And yet-- And yet," "I feel a great difficulty" "As to how to act." "I am vice president, yes." "And in this I am nothing." "But I may be everything." "Ah." "Well, general, uh..." "Uh, you are-- You are here." "I am, Mr. Adams." "Um..." "Yes." "Um," "Yes, we, uh, we are" "Ready to administer the oath of office, sir." "I am at your service." "Boy: thank you, sir." "General, if you will please" "Place your left hand on the bible" "And raise your right hand." "Repeat after me." "I, George Washington, do solemnly swear..." "I, George Washington, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute" "The office of President of the United States that I will faithfully execute" "The office of President" "Of the United States and will, to the best of my ability and will, to the best of my ability preserve protect, and defend preserve protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States!" "...the Constitution of the United States..." "So help me, God." "It is done." "God bless George Washington," "President of the United States! A fine day." "A fine day." "Mere president will not do." "There are presidents of fire companies" "And cricket clubs." "And the titles this newof federal officent must ensure that respect." "How long does Mr. Adams intend to waste this assembly's time" "On matters of no import?" "No import?" "No imp" "There is nothing of greater importance, Mr. Macclay." "The office of president" "Must have no equal in the world." "Neither dignity nor authority" "Can be supported in human minds" "Without the weight" "Of splendor and majesty, sir." "Does the vice president have a title in mind?" "I do indeed, sir." "I have several." "His highness the president." "Or his esteemed majesty the president." "Or his excellency" "The supreme commander in chief." "Or something of the sort." "Ahem!" "Perhaps Mr. Adams has not had occasion" "To peruse our Constitution." "It explicitly states," ""No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States."" "These are not titles of heredity that I am proposing..." "But titles conferred for merit" "And titles that will only accompany" "Positions of high federal responsibility." "Indeed." "Federal." "Man: ridiculous." "The motion before us is that the president" "Be addressed as his highness" "The president of the United States of America" "And protector of the rights of the same." "Those in favor?" "Aye." " Those opposed?" " No!" " No!" " No!" "His rotundity" "The vice president and duke of braintree." " ( Laughing )" " I'd second that, indeed." "His rotundity." "The duke of braintree." "You should have consulted the president first." "All this talk of titles." "What is the job of the vice president" "If not to advise the president?" "When the president requires your advice, John," "He will most surely ask for it." "Patience." "I was merely trying to impress upon the Senate" "The importance of cloaking the presidency" "In the mantel of authority." "Now I have seen what the future holds, Abigail." "Men and manners, principles, opinions" "They've altered very much in this country." "Authority is our only protection" "Against discord, civil war and sedition." "Now the office of the president, no doubt," "Is sufficient to establish such authority." "But we must not be surprised" "If we ever find we need a monarch" " To keep us from coming asunder!" " You would do well" "To keep your thoughts to yourself, John." "People will say that your mind" "Has been tainted by foreign courts." "They are already saying such things in Boston." "A man cannot go to Europe" "Without being tainted," "As you well know." "As I was sent there on the people's business," "If some taint has stuck to me," "Perhaps the people ought to pay me for the damages." "Where are you going?" "We'll finish this conversation when you regain your senses." "I, uh..." "I was not aware that I had lost them." "Well, you have." "Hold a moment, hold." "I shall endeavor to be more patient..." "And I will look to you" "To correct me if I do not." "I am sorry that I was not here earlier, John." "But I cannot be with you always." "We cannot get by on your salary." "$5,000 a years" "Is hardly worthy of such an office." "The farm brings us an income and someone must tend to it." "Then we will find a tenant." "There are none to be had." "Then leave the place" "To the birds of the air and the beasts of the field." "I need my ballast." "You need to mind your tongue." "Nothing more." "Not that you will listen to me." "Stay" "And you shall see me reformed." "I will stay with you" "Until Congress adjourns." "You must find Philadelphia much changed, Mr. Jefferson." "More changed than I could have imagined, Mr. Hamilton." "Not the city itself." "All cities swallow everything in their way." "That's no surprise to me." "That's why I abhor them." "But ve been, as you know, in revolutionary France," "Where the streets are filled" "With the songs of liberty and brotherhood" "And the overthrow of our ancient tyrannies of Europe." "And to return from there to this," "Our cradle of revolution and find the dinner table chatter" "Is all of money and banks" "And authority is an unwelcome surprise." "Unwelcome perhaps, but necessary." "I must admit, Mr. Hamilton," "I am a little uncertain" "As to the purpose of the treasury department." "No doubt its function will reveal itself to me in good time." "The future prosperity of this nation" "Rests chiey in trade." "Trade depends, among other things," "On the willingness of other nations to lend us money." "And how would you propose to establish international credit?" "Our first step would be to incur a national debt." "The greater the debt, the greater the credit." "And to that end I have recommended to the president" "That Congress adopt all the debts" "Incurred by the individual states during the war" "Through a national bank." "The idea being" "That if the states owe Congress money," "Then other nations will feel more inclined to lend it to us." "If the states are indebted to a central authority," "It increases the power of the central government." "There you have it exactly." "The greater the government's responsibility," "The greater its authority." "The moneyed interest in this country" "Is all in the north," "So the wealth and power would inevitably be concentrated there" "In a federal government..." "To the expense of the south." "If that is the case," "It is unavoidable if the union" "Is to be preserved." "I fear our revolution will have been in vain" "If a virginia farmer is to be held in hock" "To a New York stockjobber" "Who in turn is in hock to a london banker." "The opportunities for avarice" "And corruption would" "Certainly prove irresistible." "There you have it." "As I have heard said," ""If men were angels then no government would be necessary."" "Sadly that is very well said." "But there can be no question," "Our nation cannot bind together" "Without powerful central government." "But we must also accommodate" "The needs of our constituent states," "Both north and south." "The power of one must check and balance the other." "And to that end we must dedicate" "All of our energies, and our care." "Washington:" "I would like to" "Welcome Mr. Jefferson home." "Mr. Secretary of state." "Hear, hear." "Mr. President, gentlemen." "There are Cabinet members that I would like to discuss." "If you would excuse us, Mr. Adams." "Please convey my regards to your wife." "Gentlemen." "John." "Mr. President." "Mr. President and nothing more." "Macclay: the president must not be allowed" "To remove Cabinet officers on whatever whim." " Hear, hear." " The Senate must advise and consent" "To their removal the same as to their appointment." "Pinckney:" "Mr. Macclay's bill is an affront" "To the authority of the executive branch." " Hear, hear." " It seeks nothing less" "Than to indenture the president to this body's will." " Hear, hear!" " John:" "Mr. Pinckney," "The British parliamentary model may benstructive here." "The Senate would no doubt benefit from the vice president's" "Learning and erudition on the subject," "But I respectfully remind him" "That barring a tie in voting, he has no say in the matter." "I am in no need of reminders, Mr. Macclay." "I concur with Mr. Macclay's opinion." "The president must not have unlimited authority in Cabinet matters." "Men: hear, hear." "The role of vice president" "Is the most insignificant office ever devised" "By the mind of man." "No, I assure you it is punishment" "To hear other men talk five hours a day" "And not be at liberty to talk myself." "Me of all people." "A torture for you, to be sure." "Most of those I hear, they're too young." "They're too inexperienced." "They're too fractious." "I was of a mind to refuse the vice presidency entirely, you know." "And half the electoral college were determined to oblige me." "There are rumors." "What rumors?" "Some say intrigue was used." "To what possible purpose?" "Many were urged to withhold their votes for you." "It was deemed an essential point of caution" "To see that your showing not embarrass General Washington." "That he be elected unanimously." "Who is the author of this dirty scheme?" "No one can say for certain." "Good God." "To be used in such a despicable manner." "I am sorry to be the one" "No no, Dr. Rush." "I thank you for your frankness." "And thus we set an example for the world." "Tales of dirty and duplicitous intrigues in our first election." "I hear that we are called Federalists now" "Because we believe in strong central government." "And our opponents" "Now style themselves republicans" "Because they believe in the sovereignty of the people." "Ha!" "I dread a division of our republic" "Into parties, doctor." "Yet that is what I see is happening." "It is in a state of almost permanent revolution, monticello." "No sooner have I completed it" "Than I wish to tear it down and start again." "I want to build a new portico." "Triangular pediment" "On four great pillars." " Is it not magnificent, John?" " Yes." "Very nice." "But it is not to be as yet." "When duty calls..." "We feared for your safety in Paris, Thomas." "The papers are still full of the most alarming reports." "Yes, a bastille commander's head" "Carried through the streets on a pike." "One officer hanged from a lamppost," "Another one cut to pieces, his heart torn from his body" "And brandished out the window of the hotel de ville." "You cannot expect a people so long oppressed" "To be transported from despotism" "To liberty on a feather bed." "I believe the violence will end soon enough," "As it has here." "But should everything be pulled down," "What shall be put in its place?" "Given the entrenched divisions within French society" "Which you witnessed," "I believe the most we can achieve" "Is a monarchy limited in its power to act" "By a parliament on the British model." "That is what I told the marquis de lafayette." "Do you mean to say that you involved yourself" "In revolutionary activities" "As our acting ambassador?" "Lafayette sought my advice" "On the drafting of a declaration of the rights of man" "And I was happy to oblige, yes." "I was in the assembly nationale when it was proclaimed." "In fact, you could say the constitution of France" "Was conceived in my parlor." "These are dangerous grounds, Thomas." "The French court was well aware of my involvement." "They thought that I would be a moderating influence" "On the more hot-headed members of the assembly." "They seek only to emulate our experience, John." "We must support them." "I am not as sanguine as you" "About the prospects in France." "Should King Louis and his advisors" "Not deliver these promised reforms," "Well then this violence will only escalate." "The king himself could become a victim of it" "And England and spain will rightfully fear" "The spread of revolution across Europe." "They will be forced to declare war" "To protect their monarchies." "Our treaty with France will draw us" "Into a conflict that we can ill afford." "France is in the throes of a violent birth." "We should rejoice." "We should rejoice, John." "And is that the advice you are giving the president?" "We should rejoice?" "When the president seeks my counsel," "I give him what advice I can." "It's not always welcomed by the Cabinet." "I would know nothing about that." " No." " No." "I trust you will find President Washington" "Is as independent-minded as ever." "He has too much power, as I feared," "And the Congress has too little." "He is a monarch in all but name." "Chief magistrate, once in power, rarely leaves it willingly." "I am no believer in monarchy as such," "As you well know." "But I have seen the result of too many mobs" "To entrust them with the government, sir." "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time" "With the blood of patriots and tyrants." "It is a natural manure." "You must be careful, John." "I find him much changed." "John: add the usual salutation." ""Your humble servant-- Et cetera, et cetera."" "Yes, sir." "Thank you, Colonel Smith." "That's all for now." "Perhaps I may indulge your patience" "With a personal request, sir?" "A matter I've been meaning" "To broach with you for some time now." "An increase in your meager salary" "Is quite out of the question, colonel." "I'm sorry." "It's not that, sir." "Though I am without fame or fortune," "Such as I am," "I aspire to your daughter's love." "I beg your pardon." "My dau" "What was that about my daughter?" "You mean to say" "You vetoed Colonel Smith's proposal?" "I did." "Nabby is a child." "Your child, had you not noticed, is a young woman" "Of great sensibility." "Far too much sensibility, I think." "Her mother had too much sensibility at her age to be very prudent." " Far too much." " And it won her a heart" "Of as much sensibility as hers." "Nabby is content with the match." "We should be as well." "Hamilton:" "Mr. Jefferson stands at the head of a faction," "In my judgment, subversive to the principles of good government" "And dangerous to the peace, union and happiness of this country." "Jefferson: any such faction if it exists, Mr. Hamilton," "Is grossly underrepresented in this Cabinet" "Which persists in its determination" "To replace colonial subjugation" "By great Britain" "With equally pernicious financial subjugation" "Washington: enough, Mr. Jefferson." "Enough." "You will hereafter show more charity" "For each other's opinions and" " Mr. Jefferson!" "I will not have this government undermined" "By party politics and acts!" "John." "Thomas." "Mr. Hamilton." "Well, I am very sorry" "To intrude upon your affairs." "I only came to say that I am leaving for Peacefield in the morning," "What with the yellow fever season approaching" "And my daughter is to be married." "I believe that you know the groom" " Colonel William Smith." "Colonel Smith was under my command at long island." "He served with great distinction." "I congratulate you" "On such a fitting match for your daughter." "Thank you, sir." "Yes, well, good day." " Mr. Adams." " Yes?" "Will you not join me at table?" "I have need of more..." "Reasonable company." "This uprising in France" "Places us in a difficult position." "We cannot trade with Britain" "And support her enemy at the same time." "Surely this is a matter" "On which the secretary of state and the secretary of the treasury" "Should offer counsel." "Mr. Jefferson and Mr. Hamilton" "Can agree on nothing." "I fear that we will be" "Drawn into the perpetual European conflict." "I would advise neutrality, sir." "Avoid any hostilities or any show of support." "America must be beholden to no one." "Neither England nor France." "It is sheer folly for us to expect" "Disinterested relations with France or England" "Or any other country." "The gangrene of faction" "Must not be allowed to rot this government." "You are the balance" "That holds both sides together." "Without you, there would be dissolution." "On that, Mr. Hamilton" "And Mr. Jefferson do agree." "You are indispensable, sir." "But for how much longer, Mr. Adams?" "Is something the matter, sir?" "Blasted teeth." "Terrible nuisance, yes." "Sir, madam, a great honor you have conferred" "Upon the bridegroom and the bride." "By being present at this solemnity" "Does very conveniently supersede" "Any further inquiry after your consent." "And the part I am desired to take in this wedding" "Renders the way of my giving consent very compendious." "There is no manner or room left for the previous question," ""Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?"" "Give me your hand for a moment" "Into the bridegroom's forever." "Now joined in matrimony," "Let us say the lord's prayer." "You will be pleased to hear, father," "That some interesting investment prospects" "Have presented themselves for me in london." "You're leaving?" "So soon after the wedding?" "I frown on speculation." "It is nothing more than rolling in luxury" "On the property of others." "You should settle on a profession, Colonel Smith," "As my sons have." "Naturally I would postpone any trip" "If I could be of some service to the government." "Perhaps you could put a word in with General Washington." "And how on earth would justify that?" "My sister and I are now family." "I have no say in the matter." "And even if I did," "I could not allow my authority" "To become subservient to my private views, sir." "William was only saying" "I know what he was saying," "Nabby, and he has my answer." "And when will you give me your answer, miss Smith?" "What is the question, Mr. Adams?" "Hamilton:" "I urge you to return to Philadelphia." "Should General Washington decide to stand for a second term" "And I have no doubt he will." "" "It is absolutely essential" "That you retain the vice presidency." "If however he should not stand," "You will be our party's choice." "Well..." "But I cannot imagine my presence is necessary for the elections." "We must gird ourselves against disruption" "In this election." "You're a who appreciates balance" "And balance is what we need." "But I fear I have little influence." "The secretary of state suffers" "From a womanish attachment to France." "There are those who say that Mr. Jefferson" "Is more Frenchman than American." "That is an unfair attack on an old and dear friend." "I beg your pardon if I have misspoken." "Thomas is of a mos unbiased." "No matter how indifferent you may be" "To the outcome of the election, Mr. Adams," "I hope you are not so to the cause of good government." "Our republican adversaries have been emboldened" "By the arrival of a French envoy" "Who is stirring up anti-British sentiment." "This is the end of monarchy." " ( Cheering )" " Man: death to all tyrants." "The end of tyranny!" "Boy: vive la France!" "King Louis idead!" "Long live the French and American republics." "Yeah!" "Washington: now that war has been declared" "Between your country and great Britain," "We must remain neutral," "Ambassador Genet." "The United States is a new" "And independent nation." "It is in our best national interest" "To keep ourselves apart from affairs" "To which we have no attachment." "Surely the cause of France is the cause of America." "Of the world." "A threat to France" "Is a threat to America." "And we have a treaty, Mr. President," "A treaty made when you were at war with England." "I remind the ambassador that our treaty with France" "Was made with King Louis." "The king's murder renders that compact" "No longer binding." "Thousands of your people" "Have called themselves our brother." "Since I landed in America," "I have found many willing to fight." "You will refrain, ambassador Genet," "From any further efforts to recruit our citizens" "To belligerent actions." "I will not allow you" "To outfit privateers to join in your war" "Against England" "It is not for you to tell me this." "Tread carefully, sir." "The people will command me as they command you." "Ambassador Genet" "You will hear from me again, sir," "And then I will speak to you with a million voices" "And you will obey." "The famous French diplomacy." "Mr. Jefferson." "Ambassador Genet has taken leave of his senses." "Surely you see now" "That you must compromise, Thomas." "We cannot side with either France" "Or England in this war." "The president has determined" "On a course of strict impartiality." "A wise course and I concur with it." "Impartiality is always partial, John." "It will favor the British" "As Mr. Hamilton intends it should." "General Washington judges more independently" "Than any man I ever saw." "I do wonder, John," "If you can be as blind" "To Mr. Hamilton's scheming as you seem." "I am no man's puppet, Thomas." "Mr. Hamilton would have us British in our economy," "British in our forms of government." "British, John," "In all but name." "He believes that man can be governed" "Only by force and self-interest." "The first is unavailable to him at present," "So he appeals to our baser instincts" "Fear and greed." "Our Constitution" "Provides a strong executive" "To counter just such legislative corruption" "As you imagine, Thomas." "Our Constitution has many good articles" "And some bad ones." "I do not know yet which predominate." "Without this government," "Our republic would have collapsed into anarchy long ago." "With this government," "I am not certain that we are a republic." "At any rate, I have offered the president my resignation." "I cannot descend daily into the arena" "To suffer martyrdom on every conflict." "We have been" "The best of partners." "Let us descend together." "Let us fight together." "My departure will be a great relief to me" "And no great loss to the public." "It will be a great loss to me, Thomas." "Well..." "To the revolution." " Whose?" " They are one and the same, John." "Are they not?" "You wish to speak with me, Mr. President?" "You've heard of Mr. Jefferson's withdrawal?" "He made his thoughts known to me, yes, sir." "I could not persuade him to stay." "He wishes to completely withdraw from public life" "And return to his books and his crops." "Hamilton: it's interesting though, is it not," "How political plants grow in the shade of retirement?" "This war between France and England" "Threatens to tear us asunder." "We are poised on the edge of a precipice, Mr. Adams." "We must not allow ourselves to be pushed over the brink." "We are agreed entirely, sir." "Ambassador Genet's visit" "Has stirred a hornet's nest." "The British government now consider us a belligerent nation" "For the very fact of having received him." "I intend to appoint" "Chief justice jay" "As special envoy to london." "Peace between our two countries must be maintained." "Mr. Jay and I served in the peace negotiations in Paris." "He is a most honorable man, yes." "America has a great need in this crisis" "For experienced diplomats in foreign stations." "Diplomats with your clearness of mind." "Sir..." "After so long in exile abroad..." "Fear not, Mr. Adams." "It is about your son" "I wish to speak." "Your writings in defense of the administration" "Have come under the president's eye." "I was unaware that my provincial scribblings" "Were read in Philadelphia." "Well, I may have" "Shown one or two of them" "Privately to General Washington," " As any proud father would." " Naturally." "The president has named you" "Our minister to the netherlands." "The revolution in France has spilled over into Holland." "The hague is a listening post by which you can keep the government informed." "Presiding over your certain confirmation" "Will be my proudest moment as vice president." "Now England and France will drag all of Europe" "Into this feud before it is over." "We must avoid any action that threatens our neutrality." "You must make yourself master of all of our disputes with them." "Spain as well." "Do not be drawn in by the French" "And keep well clear of the English ambassador" "And all the anglo-maniacs." "I rather wish the appointment had not been made at all." "Am I to understand that you intend to" "Refuse this appointment?" "Do not worry, father." "I know my duty as an Adams." "But I am sorry you did not see fit" "To consult me on the decision." "Congress will of course assign a secretary to assist you." "I would prefer that Thomas accompany me." "The boy is apprentice to one of the finest attorneys in Philadelphia." "He needs to complete his studies." "Thomas has no liking for the law." "Oh, well he has said nothing to me." "Have you asked him, father?" "While I'm away I must have some comfort," "Knowing that I will be secure upon my return." "I share father's distrust of banks" "But not his distaste for speculation." "In New York, you are in the midst of opportunity." "Colonel Smith says that there is money for the taking in property" "And he has furnished me with certain introductions." "Well..." "There's $2,000 here." "Invest it wisely." "You are as good as in profit already." "Nabby: here they come." "Give e big kiss to uncle John when he goes." "This tender-hearted fool" "Has given his family" "Many anxious hours." "I'm very happy with him." "Public business must be done by somebody." "If wise men decline it, others will do it." "So you've always taught us, father." " Sir." " Sir." "Goodbye, mother." "You have more prudence at 27 than your father at 58." "All of my hopes are in you." "Both for our family and for our country." "Do not disappoint me." "Thomas." "Come on." "God keep them safe." "I am sorry to cut my visit so short, Charles," "But I am needed in Philadelphia." "Mr. Jay has returned from london" "And the news he brings has not been well received." " There is a treaty with England then?" " Yes." "And he will be pilloried for it." "Your practice prospers, I trust?" "I have clients." "See that you keep them." "Sally seems a steady girl." "I feared that y would not give us your blessing." "An aspiring lawyer should never marry early." "Advice you yourself ignored." "You are happy for me, father?" "You are my son." "I wonder, father," "Just how many anxious hours did you waste on my behalf?" "Was it before or after you and mother" "Abandoned me and Thomas to the care of tutors?" "Are you quite out of your senses, man?" "All those years you were in Europe" "You were nothing more than a name at the end of a letter." "A very infrequent letter." "Letters full of advice but never affection." "Good God, you are a frivolous boy, Charles." "You know absolutely nothing of honor." "Your disgraceful behavior at harvard should have been proof enough" "Of your disregard for duty." "Duty, father?" "Was that it or was it reputation?" "My entire life has been one of devotion to my country, sir." "Your country." "You always speak of your country." "What about us, your family?" "Do we not merit any of your precious devotion?" "We will never speak of these matters again." "Do we have your blessing, father?" "Gentlemen!" "Gentlemen!" "Gentlemen!" "The vote to ratify" "The treaty negotiated by Mr. Jay with great Britain" "Still stands at 15 in favor, 15 against." "The jay treaty is no more than a capitulation to Britain." "They treat us as though we were still a colony." "Peace, sir, is not capitulation." " Mr. Pinckney stand down." " And the treaty ensures peace." " Stand down, sir." " If the people of the United States" "Had been consulted, no treaty whatever would have been formed," "Especially at the expense of the French republic." "Great Britain is not to be contended with?" "Did we not fight a bloody and costly revolution" "To rid ourselves of British contagion?" " John: gentlemen!" " Do you want to fight another one?" "Mr. Pinckney you will cease!" "Good heavens." "The vote still stands" "At 15 in favor, 15 against." "And as the Senate cannot come to a resolution," "The final vote, the deciding vote," "Falls to this chair." "Falls to his rotundity." "The president's wishes are clear." "I vote for ratification." "Mr. Macclay." "Mr. Adams casts his vote with the president" "Only because he looks up to the same goal." "I am forced to look up to it" "And bound by duty to do so, sir," "As there is only one breath of one mortal" "Between me and it." "( Crowd chanting ) No treaty with England!" "No treaty with England!" "No treaty!" "No jay treaty!" "The hell hounds are in full cry." "They say I have sold this country" "To England." "That I have sided with a mad English king over the French republic." "Slanders and libels," "Mobs, seditions," "And then the hissing snakes, the burning torches" "And haggard horrors of civil war." "My desk overflows" "With memorialsand p." "With addresses, resolutions, remonstrances" "From every corner of the country," "All urging me to refuse my signature." "Declaring I'm a traitor because I've sided" "With a mad English king" "Over the French republic." "Chief justice jay informs me" "That he could steer a course from one end of the country" "To the other by the light of his own burning effigies." "I do not approve" "Of everything in that treaty," "But at least it keeps us out of their blasted war." "I know what it is to be unpopular," "Mr. Adams." "I am weary of the task." "Most weary." "To relinquish the presidency after two terms" "When he could've served for the rest of his life..." "George Washington is an extraordinary man." "I am heir apparent, you know." "Whoever follows General Washington" "Inherits a devilish load." "I'm not afraid of that." "I'm not." "Will Thomas oppose you?" "Yes." "Thomas thinks that in his retirement" "He will get the reputation of a humble man" "Without ambition or vanity." "He may even have deceived himself into that belief,m2" "But now that the prospect" "Is open to him," "The world will find that he is as ambitious" "As any man." "These are now to be found" "In every state." "Dr. Rush:" "Thomas Jefferson is a firm republican" "Where as you are..." "It's the same old charge" "Monarchist." "We may expect the south and west" "To be firmly in Mr. Jefferson's camp." "New England will stay true" "But there is uncertainty" "In New York, Pennsylvania" "And South Carolina." "It's always those three" "New York, Pennsylvania and South Carolina." "They're rather fickle, those three." "That is not the worst of it." "Hmm?" "The electors are being encouraged to show support for" "Another candidate" "Thomas Pinckney of South Carolina." "Thomas Pinckney?" "Oh." "There can be no comparison in experience" "Or sacrifice to the government between me and him." "Whether I shall have anything more to do with the government" "Besides praying for it, I do not know." "Pinckney." "Mr. Hamilton has been" "Rather outspoken in his praise of Mr. Pinckney." "It is said he fears that you will be unable to better Mr. Jefferson." "That what matters is not your own election," "But that Mr. Jefferson be" "Defeated at all costs." "So it was Hamilton..." "Who intrigued against me in the first election." "So it appears." "I have no stomach for cards." "No." "I have just been handed" "The final tabulations of the electoral college..." "Which I will now read to you." "For Aaron Burr-- 30 votes." "For Thomas Pinckney" "59 votes." "For Thomas Jefferson-- 68 votes." "For John Adams" "71 votes." "H ( light applause )" "Mr. President." "I, John Adams, solemnly swear" "That I will faithfully execute the office" "Of president of the United States..." "And will, to the best of my ability," "Preserve, protect and defend the Constitution" "Of the United States." "So help me God." "Mr. President." "Mr. Vice President." "Gentlemen of the Congress." "Employed in the service" "Of my country abroad," "I first saw the Constitution" "Of the United States in a foreign country" "I read it with great satisfaction" "As a result of good heads" "Prompted by good hearts." "As an experiment better suited to the genius," "Character and situation of this country" "Than any which had ever been suggested or proposed." "What other form of government, indeed..." "Can so well deserve" "Our esteem and love?" "A government in which the executive," "As well as all the other branches of the legislature," "Are exercised by citizens" "Selected at regular periods by their neighbors" "To make and execute laws" "For the general good." "Is authority," "When it springs" "From accidents and institutions" "Established in remote antiquity," "More amiable or respectable" "Than when it springs fresh from the hearts and judgments" "Of an honest and enlightened people?" "For eight years" "We have been under the administration of a citizen" "Who, through a long course of great actions..." "Regulated by prudence," "Justice, temperance and fortitude," "Merited the full gratitude" "Of all his fellow citizens." "May the name of Washington be a rampart" "And the knowledge that he lives a bulwark" "Against all open or secret enemies" "Of his country's peace." "With this great example before me..." "And with the faith and honor of the American people..." "Upon which I have so often" "Hazarded my all" "And never been deceived," "I make you the following solemn promises" "To do justice at all times" "And to all nations;" "To maintain peace," "Brotherhood and benevolence with all the world;" "And to lay myself under the most solemn obligations" "To uphold the Constitution of the United States" "To the utmost of my power." " Mr. President." " Mr. Vice President," "I thank you very much, sir." "Titles have cost me troubles enough." "Let's just make it plain John as it was in Paris, yes?" "Mr. President." "Mr. President." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you." "I am fairly out" "And you are fairly in." "See which of us will be the happiest." "The staff had quite the jubilee" "When the general took his leave, sir." "The crockery, the furniture," "Curtains and carpets all gone." "Even the bed linens, sir." "The lot of it." "They took all of it." "Sorry, sir," "Ma'am." "Deplorable." "I hate speeches." "I hate to talk to 1,000 people" "To whom I have nothing to say." "And yet, all that you can do..." "And have done." "Oh, the decays of nature." "Painful for an old man to acknowledge them." "Then you must count other blessings." "Two sons" "Embarked on a diplomatic career," "Another at the bar." "A daughter" "Who has given you a beautiful grandchild." "And a most patient wife." "Promise not to expose these croakings and groanings." "Really, John." "Such shenanigans" "From a man of 60." "And the president at that." "( Glass clattering )" "Up, John." "John." "Yes?" "Up." "John: the French have captured over 300 of our trading vessels." "The captain of the Cincinnatus" "Was subjected to torture." "The details are barbaric." "There has been a gross misunderstanding" "With France that I must reconcile." "You made a devil's pact with the British, their sworn enemy." "And ours, I'd thought." "It may be difficult, Thomas, if not impossible, for me to maintain neutrality." "But to be drawn into war with either France or England when our own confederation is still so fragile would be suicidal." "It could bankrupt the nation, divide the people even further, lead God knows where." "Now I am of a mind to send an envoy extraordinary to strengthen our hand in dealing with the French government." "And I can think of no one more qualified to engage with foreign minister Talleyrand than yourself." "And nothing would give me greater pleasure than to rekindle our partnership." "Some may say you seek to remove a rival for public office." "Well, let them prattle." "As a known friend of France, your presence would reflect our seriousness of purpose." "No one can object to that." "I cannot accept this commission." "Do you tell me this as my vice president" "Or as the head of your party?" "That you and I differ on our assessment of the best form of government" "For these states united is well-known to us both." "Yes, but we have only differed as friends should do, respecting the purity of each other's motives." "Oh, surely you and I, Thomas, can rise above the din of politics." "Nowhere is the din of politics greater than in your own Cabinet which you have inherited from Washington without making a single change." "( Whispers ) They are Hamilton's men." "They are determined upon a course of war with France." "Well, I am equally determined" "To prevent such a course..." "If you would stand by me." "Will you not help me in this?" "The threat to our revolution" "Does not come from Paris," "It comes from within." "Put your own house in order." "You once told me..." "That I would always have your friendship." " You have it now." " Yes, but not your support!" "Not your support." "Well, I will not trouble you again." "Good day to you, Thomas." "And you, John." "( Theme music playing )" " ( Chatting ) - ( Carriages rattling )" "McHenry: the French have made their intentions plain." "The yarmouth out of baltimore was fired upon," "Its cargo impounded as British." "American seamen were wounded." "War is inevitable, sir." "No, war is never inevitable." "It must be the course of last resort." "How great would be the guilt of an unnecessary war?" "I intend to steer an impartial course..." "As General Washington wished." "We cannot rely on Mr. Marshall" "Finding any success on his mission to Paris." "That is very possible, Mr. Wolcott." "That's very possible." "So while we are attempti to adjust our differences" "Through amicable means," "We can take measures for our defense." "Such measures will cloak our envoy in strength" "And give weight to our dipmatic mission" "And, uh..." "I think command the appropriate respect." "Nothing will command respect better than a provisional army." "The state militias are insufficient protection." "I think it's rather too soon" "To be speaking of armies, Mr. McHenry." "Rather, we should concentrate on our navy." "I refer to arming our merchant ships for defense," "Bolstering our harbors for defense," "Building frigates." " If I may, sir" " Yes." "Mr. Hamilton regards an army as most essential." "Yes, well, I remind you that Mr. Hamilton" "Is no longer an officer" "In this government." "And I have no need of outside counsel." "With respect, Mr. President, you spent most of the war abroad." "Mr. McHenry and I had the privilege to serve" "With Mr. Hamilton in the army" "And in the previous Cabinet-- In your present positions in the interest of..." "National unity." "So this Cabinet would oblige me by respecting my wishes..." "As it did with General Washington." "You have labored over the same page" "For the last half-hour." "Is that so?" "I was not aware." "My thoughts are so clear to me." "Each one takes perfect shape" "Within my mind." "But when I speak, when I..." "Offer them to others..." "They seem to lose all definition." "It is not your words that are at fault, John." "It is the bias of those to whom you speak" "That distorts what you would say." "A bias." "We cannot survive a war, this country" "No no" "Neither with England nor France." "You see, that fact should be paramount," "But it takes last place," "Outweighed by these factional concerns..." "And by the ambitions of men" "( Crying ) who ought to be united with me in this cause." "Thomas." "I am bereft of counsel when I am most in need of it." "You are hardly bereft of counsel." "Hold firm to the course that you have set." "And if war comes, John..." "We must be prepared." "You must be prepared." "Bereft of counsel." "( Kissing )" "May I be among the first to offer you my support" "In this difficult time for our country?" "Should it come to war with France," "I would be honored to serve on the army's general staff." "The army, hmm?" "Well, should such a necessity arise" "Excuse me" "The Senate will vote on those matters." "I will not influence their decision one way or the other, colonel." "I ask you only to vouchsafe my character, sir." "That I can no longer do." " I beg your pardon?" " That I can no longer do." "Fetch me my folio, colonel." "Certainly, sir." "No doubt you are a fine soldier" "And were an able secretary to me, sir," "But you have bankrupted yourself" "In the pursuit of easy riches." "You reputation is much damaged." "I own that I have made some... poor investments, but I am hardly alone in that misfortune." "If you had applied yourself to steady employment in a respectable occupation" "Perhaps if you had shown some regard for my advancement," "Such employment might have been more easily found." "God." "You have the temerity to blame me?" "A word from you would have done me much good." "I will not and cannot countenance your ceaseless efforts" "To trade on our family name!" "You have had no hesitation in finding preferment for your own sons... whether they have merited the effort or not." "I have nothing more to say to you, sir." "Good day." "( Door slams )" "( Women giggle )" "I'm afraid I must beg your indulgence longer than I expected, Mrs. Adams." "I would consider it a great favor if my wife and children could remain at Peacefield." "I care not for my own comfort, but it would pain me greatly to see them suffer because of my failures." "Of course." "The moment I am able..." "I shall take their care upon myself." "William, I" " I do not understand." "I must leave you." "Leave us?" "Why?" "My... disappointments have blackened my name," "As your father has made all too clear." "If I am to begin again, it must be somewhere where I am less known." "Where will you go?" "I have some prospects in the west." "The west?" "William, surely there must be something" "I have no choice, Nabby." " William, please." " I have no choice." " If you will excuse me." " Please stay, Mrs. Adams." "I know your husband is not alone in his opinion of me." "There is much to do." "Please excuse me." "Good God, to treat you with such contempt, Mr. Marshall." "To debase you, our envoy," "In such a vile manner." "Do the French not understand the consequences of their actions?" "Talleyrand all but refused to see us." "That bastard." "His agents are well aware you do not want war, that you intend to preserve the peace at all costs." "Well, their perfidy makes that course all but impossible." "Reason enough, then, not to release the dispatches." "Yes, but if I do not release the dispatches," "Then Mr. Jefferson and his party will allege that I am withholding intelligence favorable to the French government and that will inflame things further." "Yet both seek peace with France." "The vice president would find we agree on most matters if he could be convinced that I mean what I say!" "So far, I have failed in that task." "In this instance, you share cause." " ( Groans )" " Should you seek his support... you may find him more sympathetic." "( Chuckles )" ""Through his agents, monsieur Talleyrand indicated that for negotiations to proceed a sum of money was first required for the pockets of the French" "for the pockets of the French government and its ministers;" "That the price would be" "$250,000 for himself."" "Yes, a "sweetener,"" "Monsieur Talleyrand calls that." "And, uh, a loan of $10 million to demonstrate our good faith." "If monsieur Talleyrand has been indiscreet," "It would be wrong to ascribe blame to the entire French government." "( Laughing )" "Monsieur Talleyrand is the French government." "I cannot account for such effrontery..." "Unless our envoys had some part in this... mistake?" "Mr. Marshall vouches for the account, and I know him to be a man of his word." "I am left no ground on which to expect our diplomatic mission to be accomplished in terms compatible with either the safety" "Or the honor of this nation." "So we must shield ourselves behind a wall of strength." "Congress is prepared to grant my request to arm our merchant vessels and to fortify our harbors." "And?" "Well, that's not all, is it..." "Mr. President?" "No, should the need arise, we must be prepared to defend our borders with an army, yes." "And to that end, I can think of no man better" "To lend the notion gravity than General Washington." "General Washington?" "Well, he will exercise great caution in deploying it." "He will be a commander in name only." "You must know that." "You cannot expect him to take the field at his age." "I know nothing of the sort, Mr. Jefferson, no." "General Washington will defer to Mr. Hamilton as he always has." "The result will be a provocation of the most immense order, both here and abroad." "And what precisely is monsieur Talleyrand's unbridled contempt but a provocation?" "!" "War has been this administration's policy" "From the beginning." "To try to pretend otherwise is disingenuous in the extreme." "If there is to be a war," "Mr. Vice President," "It will be France's doing" "And not mine." "Mr. President." ""Exult each patriot heart" "This night is shown" "A piece," "Which we may fairly call our own..." "Our author pictures not from foreign climes" "The fashions, or follies" "Of the times;" "Why should our thoughts" "To distant countries roam," "When each refinement" "May be found at home?"" "Three cheers for our president!" "May he, like samson," "Slay thousands of Frenchmen" "With the jawbone of Jefferson!" " ( Gasps ) - ( Crowd muttering )" " Huzzah!" "Huzzah!" " ( Crowd cheering, applauding )" "( Singing patriotic song )" "( Whispering ) All of Philadelphia is at your feet." "All of America, it seems." "( Whispering ) They sing less in praise of me" "Than they do in outrage at the mendacity" "Of the French, doctor." "Come now." "No no, they will turn again at a moment's notice," "I have no doubt." "A mob is no less a mob because they are with you." "( Singing )" "( Audience singing )" "( Crowd applauding )" ""The president is hereby empowered" "To designate as alien enemies" "Any citizens or subjects of hostile nations..."" "( Laughs )" ""..." "Residing in the united states whose presence" "He regards as dangerous," "And make regulations" "For their apprehension," "Restraint or removal."" "Both the House and the Senate believe" "The country's security requires it, sir." "There are over 25,000 Frenchmen" "In Philadelphia alone, Mr. President" "Refugees from the slave uprisings in the caribbean." "We must assume their sympathies remain with France" "Rather than America." "If war does come, we cannot afford" "To harbor potential spies in our midst." ""It shall be a crime to utter or publish" "Writings against the government of the United States" "With intent to defame" "Or bring it into contempt or disrepute."" "The majority of the Congress concur with this opinion as well?" "Overwhelmingly, sir." "Scandalous and malicious writing excites hatred" "Against our administration" "And may even foment insurrection." "These two bills are essential in rooting out our enemies," "Both external and internal." "But aren't we concerned, gentlemen," "That with such acts" "We will only further" "Embolden these dissenters?" "The people of this country are clamoring for war, sir," "And we must answer them." "No self-respecting nation should ever be asked to submit" "To the injury, the outrage and the insult" "That the French have heaped upon us and you." "You must sign them, sir." "I" " I am well aware of the insult" "Delivered to us by the French, Mr. Wolcott." "We" " We must be prepared for war..." "But I am duty-bound to try for peace." ""The reign of Mr. Adams" "Has hitherto been one continued tempest" "Of malignant passions." "As president, he has never opened his lips" "Without threatening or scolding." "He is a repulsive pedant," "A gross hypocrite," "One of the most egregious fools upon the continent," "A hideous," "Hermaphroditical character" "Which has neither the force and firmness of a man," "Nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."" "It is beneath the president of the United States..." "To take any notice of insinuations." "In any other country," "Such filth would have been silenced long ago." "Mr. Hamilton takes equal pains" "To ensure that the Federalist papers" "Are filled with scurrilous attacks" "On Thomas Jefferson and his party." "Think of all the vile falsehoods" "Written about you" " Continue to be written about you." "You may have patiently borne all the slanders," "But I have not." ""Before it is too late to retrieve" " Our deranged affairs..."" " For goodness sake." ""..." "The people must demand" "The immediate resignation of old" "Querulous, bald, blind," "Crippled, toothless Adams."" "I'm not crippled." "I find no amusement in this." " Waste of paper and ink." " Waste of time reading it." "Abigail, put it down." "They would not say such a thing about Washington." "They would not call george Washington hermaphroditical." "They could call him toothless, though." "( Both laughing )" "By these measures, some within your party" "Hope to silence the opposition." "I assure you they will give it body and solidarity." "Well, I am a party of one, Thomas," "As you well know." "Why blacken your fragile reputation" "By an assault on the freedoms for which we both fought?" "Do you intend to ship out" "The entire French population of the United States" "Along with any other luckless soul" "Who happens to voice a contrary opinion?" "Well, if that contrary opinion" "Threatens to divide the nation at a time" "When we must stand united, then yes, I will do just that." "I am interested with the nation's safety, Thomas." "Now these war measures will protect us" " From insurrection and subversion." " There is no war." "And that is the principle behind these measures" "The prevention of war." "You cannot protect the nation" "By attacking the right of every man to speak freely without fear." "You're trampling on the Constitution." "The states will have no alternative" "But to resist these measures..." "Which are an assault on the liberty of their people." "Yes, but the people's representatives demanded these acts." "Would you have me deaf to the voice of the people?" "You are the president of the Senate, Thomas." "Surely, you will respect the wishes of the majority..." "As I did." "I cannot preside over a reign of witches." "I shall remove myself to monticello." "That is your privilege." "I am determined to control events," "Not be controlled by them." "Sign them, John." "For once in your life, the people are with you." "Bed, John." "You do understand, Mr. Hamilton," "That as president, I have the authority" "To decide on junior officers." "Without question, sir." "But general shington..." "Will only accept his charge" "On the condition that I serve as his second in command." "Naturally, you may decline" "To accept the arrangement." "Of course not, Mr. Hamilton." "Of course not." "It is somewhat irregular," "But..." "I would never countermand his wishes, sir." "If I may, sir." "A company will be subdivided into two platoons," "A platoon into two sections," "A section into two squads." "A squad will consist of four files of three, or two files of" "Perhaps later, Mr. Hamilton." "We are removing ourselves to Peacefield" "To avoid the yellow fever before it strikes." "You might want to leave the city yourself, sir." "For General Washington, I suggest this:" "A blue coat without lapels," "Yellow buttons and double-bullion tag with fringe," "Each with three stars." "Obviously, collar cuffs," "And pocket flaps will be double-embroidered" "As will the buttonholes." "Yes, but of course it is a matter" "Of how the army is to be used, Mr. Hamilton," "Is it not?" "To what end, you see." "Its presence will be..." "Provocative," "Whatever the color of the uniforms." "If we're forced to rely on incompetent state militias" "For our defense," "We may as well start learning French now," "Mr. President. ( Chuckles )" "A national army binds the country" "Much as a national bank does." "Now, a training manual..." "Is essential." "Here we have an illustration" "For the command "head right."" "At the word "right," the soldier" "Turns his head to the right briskly" "But without violence," "Bringing his left eye in line" "With the buttons of his waistcoat" "And his right eye looking along the breasts" "Of the soldiers to his right." "( Insects buzzing )" "Whoa, boy." "Whoa." "John Quincy is absolutely certain of this?" "The French are willing to talk peace?" "Talleyrand let it be known through our Dutch embassy" "That another envoy would be respectfully received." "The situation in France has changed." "General Bonaparte has proclaimed himself" "Sovereign ruler and declared the revolution over." "From monarchy to anarchy and back to monarchy." "So much for the overthrow" "Of the ancient tyrann." "Bonaparte will have little time for America." "He must consolidate his power in France," "Pursue the war with Britain." "This is the very news" " That I have been waiting for." " ( Laughs )" "Delivered to me by my own son" "From my own son." "Well done." "Well done, sir." "Let Mr. Jefferson call you a warmonger now." "Ah." "Ah." "( Laughs )" "( Scrubbing )" "Has there been any news from Colonel Smith?" "Not of late." " Nabby, it is not good for the children..." " Yes, mother?" "...to be without their father for so long." "I am resigned to the absences of my husband..." "As you once were." "Nabby, there is nothing I can do" "To alter what has passed." "Should there be something I could do to correct" "He shall return as soon as he is able, mother." "I have no reason to doubt his promise to me," "Nor the affection he feels for me and the children." "As for the rest of it, I am managing." " You need not worry." " But I do." "How can I not?" "At the end of the summer, we return to Philadelphia." "Perhaps you and the children could return with us." "We are fine here." "We remove ourselves to the new capital a few months later." "Perhaps then?" "For the president's daughter to be living" "In Washington city without her husband?" "I'd never do that," "Not to father." "It is best we remain where we are." "( People chatting )" "Current hostilities in Europe" "Demand a firm American response, sir." "When the scourge of yellow fever" "Is removed from Philadelphia" "And the government may resume its work," "I will leave trenton and return to the capital." "I intend to deliver a response, Mr. Hamilton." "Rest assured of that." "Should victory fall to Britain," "As it most surely must," "Then the Bourbons are likely to regain the throne of France." "Any dealings with a current illegitimate government there" "Could well redound to our detriment..." "Leading us back into a war with Britain" "We can ill-afford to wage." "What if the French..." "Not the British, emerge victorious, Mr. Hamilton?" "The pretender Bonaparte" "Is within a hairsbreadth of victory over most of Europe." "In that regrettable instance," "We must be prepared to take possession" "Of valuable, strategic territory" "Before France can lay her hands on it." "Must be ours." "You would seize" " Spanish florida and Louisiana?" " And not only those, sir." "If universal empire is to be the pursuit of France," "What can tend to defeat their purpose better" "Than to detach south America from spain?" "It is the only channel through which the riches of Mexico and Peru convey to France." "Let us not forget there are those in our own country, sir," "Who would prefer secession to our continued union." "If they should be so bold as to act" "On their threats, in the event, say," "Of a French victory," "We must be prepared to bring the renegades" "Back into the fold by force if necessary." "Never in my life" "Have I heard a man speak more like a fool." "Sir?" "Your actions, Mr. Hamilton," "Would precipitate" "The very thing that you pretend to protect against" "The dissolution of this nation." "May inform you as well, sir, that I am in possession" "Of intelligence which confirms" "That we are as likely to find a French army" "On these shores as we are on the moon!" "You dream of empire, Mr. Hamilton." " You question my loyalties?" " Oh no, Mr. Hamilton," "I question your sanity." "Now either you are stark raving mad or I am!" "Good day, sir." "You would do well to remember, sir," "How you became president" "By three votes." "Good day, general." "( Door slams )" "Why did you not first consult with us" "Before requesting Congress disband the army?" "Well, your advice was not required, gentlemen." "I do not intend to enter the new capital" "With an occupying force following behind me." "You would not have dared to do this" "If General Washington were still alive." "General Washington was the rightful leader of this army," "So I think that you will both agree" "That he is... irreplaceable." "Why on earth would you disband the army when we are preparing for war?" "Why on earth do we need an army" "When we are preparing for peace?" "You must abandon this folly of a renewed peace commission" "You may think it folly, Mr. Pickering." "I do not." "Should the current crisis be allowed to persist a few months longer..." "Our party could be assured of a favorable outcome" "In the upcoming election." "Your re-election would be absolutely certain." "Do not speak to me of politics, man." "The people are animated, sir." "Remove the French threat and they're likely to desert us." "Government by fear is no government at all, Mr. McHenry." " Your intransigence" " My intransigence?" "Your stubbornness will be our ruin." "You would surrender our party's interests" "To those of Mr. Jefferson and his so-called republicans." "And you, sirs, are subservient to Hamilton..." "Who ruled General Washington" "And would rule me if he could." " I protest" " Mr. Jefferson, whom you despise," "In an infinitely better man." "I would rather be vice president under him" "Or resident minister to the barbary pirates" "Than be indebted to a creature" "Such as Hamilton for my present post!" "Now your" " Your immediate resignations will be accepted, gentlemen." "I do not feel it my duty to resign." "Oh. ( Laughs )" "Excellent." "Excellent." "Then you leave me with the far more satisfying remedy" "Of removing you from office." "Both of you." "Charles is a sick man" "And he will not help himself." " ( Baby crying )" " I didn't want to leave him" " Please believe that" "But it wasn't the place for us." "Not anymore." "You only did what was necessary for your children, Sally." "There is no shame in that." "When he drinks, he..." "Forgets himself." "He does things." "( Baby crying )" "The money worries him so." " The money?" " Yes, the money that John Quincy gave him" "$2,000." "That Charles was to invest for him." "It's gone," "Every last cent." "Shh." "See, he was cheated by speculators." "Does John Quincy know?" "No." "He cannot bring himself to tell him." "He has tried." "He's tried to write..." "To explain, but" "But he cannot bring himself to do it." "He will be so angry when he finds out" "That I have come here, but..." "I didn't know what else to do." "( Trickling )" "( Spits )" "I beg your pardon, sir." "Uh, kindly direct me to the home" "Of Charles Adams." "( Knocks )" "( Fly buzzing )" "Ah!" "Oh!" "Absalom." "Oh, King David's son" "At least showed some enterprise." "He had the dignity to die in battle!" "But my son" "My son is a mere rake" "A buck" " Blood and beast!" "Go on, father, rage." "Your mother..." "Is beside herself with grief." "To see all of her finest aspirations..." "Squandered on a miserable drunkard!" "And worse, a cheat!" "That's it, father." "Curse me." "You've made my whole life a curse." "I renounce you." "Father." "Have mercy, father!" "( Crying )" "( Sobbing )" "Lv he has been a graceless child..." "But I cannot forsake him." "His wife and children deserve our attention." "We must do all we can for their welfare." "They will stay here in Philadelphia" "Until we leave for the new capital." "And then I will make arrangements to remove them" "To Peacefield upon our departure." "I cannot help to wonder what part we played in all this." "He had every advantage, Abigail." "More than others." "It is useless to speculate" "On what might have been, Abigail." "And..." "I will not find fault" "In my behavior to excuse his." "Providence has inflicted this disgrace upon us." "So we must bear it." "( Saw grinding )" "Man: come on, move it!" "Pull!" "There it is." "Whoa." "Mr. President." "Thank you, sir." "Man #2:" "Mrs. Adams." "The negroes will see to your trunks." "Here, you boy." "Get these up the stair." "And you and you!" "Come on, get to it." "Mr. President, Mrs. Adams." "( All coughing )" "The fires help the plaster dry more quickly, Mrs. Adams." "( Chuckles, ughs )" "It will soon be ready, sir." "Half-fed slaves" "Building our nation's capital." "What possible good can come from such a place?" "( Clanking echoes )" "Is the old man welcoming us" "Or showing us the way out?" ""A letter from alexander Hamilton..." "Concerning the public conduct and character" "Of John Adams, esquire," "President of the United States."" "Well well." ""His disgusting egotism..." "His bitter animosity, his ungovernable temper" "The unfortunate foibles of a vanity without bounds," "And a jealousy capable of discoloring every object." "His presidency has been" "A heterogeneous compound" "Of right and wrong," "Of wisdom and error."" "This pamphlet will do you much damage" "Should it finds its way into the hands" "Of the electors as Mr. Hamilton intends." "It could well determine the course of the election." "Yes, well, I made his little army disappear, didn't I?" "And now he seeks to do the same to me, Mr. Secretary." "Is there still no word from Paris, Mr. Marshall?" "None as yet." "I'm heartily sorry, sir." "The ancients..." "Thought a great book a great evil." "( Chuckles )" "Mr. Hamilton will find his little book" "An evil great enough for him, for it will ensure" "The election of the man that he dreads," "Or pretends to dread, far more than me." "You are resigned, then?" "My decisions were my own" " Not other men's" "And certainly not Hamilton's." "I have always been prepared to stand by the consequences." "I desire no other inscription" "Over my gravestone than..." ""Here lies John Adams," "Who took upon himself the responsibility" "For peace with France..." "In the year 1800."" "Oh, I pray heaven to bestow the best of blessings" "On this house and all who shall hereafter inhabit it." "Hmm." "May none but honest and wise men" "Ever rule under this roof." "Thank God you've come." "Of course." "Is he awake?" "Nabby: mother..." "His mind is much deranged." "( Grunting )" "( Coughs )" "Charles." "Charles." "Mother." "I'm here." "I'm here." "Is... father..." "With you?" "No." "The election presses upon him." "The election, yes." "( Panting ) the- ( Grunts ) we will have not have" " Charles!" "Charles!" "( Whispering ) Charles..." "Listen to me." "You have a wife and you have children" "Who are in great need of you." "( Charles sobbing )" "I am in great need of you." "So you look deep within yourself," "You turn to God and you return to us." "Do you hear me?" "( Crying ) Yes." "Do you hear me?" "You return to us." " You must." " Oh, please forgive me, mother." "Please... forgive me." "Oh, Charles." "Shh." "I'm right here." " Marshall:" "Mr. President!" " ( Door slams )" "Mr. President!" "News, sir!" "A treaty was signed on october the third" "At mortefontaine." "A copy is expected for ratification within the month." "Thanks be to God." "Bonaparte has declared the differences" "Between France and the United States" "To be little more than a family quarrel." "( Laughing )" "You are vindicated, although I fear it comes too late." "The electors have submitted their ballots." "But we have a peace." "We have an honorable peace..." "For all that it has cost me." "( Child crying )" "I will be with your father" "Until the election results are known, then the two of us" "Will return here together." "Write me of any change of his condition." "Of course." "And you must be strong," "Now more than ever." "( Abigail coos )" "Do you want to say goodbye to your grandmother and wave to the carriage?" "I will pray every day for his recovery." "( Door closes )" " Please clear the room." " Aye, sir." " Come on!" " Yes, sir, boss." " Man: yes." " Man #2: yes, sir." "Mr. President, the votes have been tallied." "You received 65 votes, sir." "Mr. Jefferson and Mr. Burr" "Are both tied at 73." "( John sighs )" "A tie between two republicans." "( Chuckles )" "Only New England has been true." "A good showing, sir." "( Laughs )" "Had we gone to war with France," "Matters might have been very different." "To return to office with blood on my hands, Mr. Marshall," "Would have been no victory at all." "The choice of a president now falls on the House of Representatives." "Some Federalists are eager" "To prolong the stalemate." "To what possible end?" "Should your successor not be chosen" "Before the scheduled inauguration," "The laurels will fall to the president pro tem" "Of the Senate." "As he is a Federalist," "Our party will maintain control." "Yet, whatever the outcome, I will no longer be occupying this office." "There is one pressing matter" "I need to attend to." "I'm recalling my son John Quincy" "From his honorable exile abroad." "You will see to the formalities." "With pleasure, sir." "Our family's been apart for too long." "( Quill scratching )" "He's dead, John." "Our son is dead." "Poor poor unhappy man." "Let silence reign over his tomb..." "Forever." "He was no man's enemy." "He was..." "The delight of my eye..." "And the darling of my heart." "I will not forgive him." "( Sniffles )" "( Door closes )" "( Hammers pounding )" "I#" "( Fire crackling )" "Mr. President." "Mr. President." "You honor me prematurely, sir." "The House is... still in deadlock." "After 32 ballots." " 33." " Ah." "Well, God grant they may soon reach a decision." "A word from you would..." "End the uncertainty." "That is for the Congress to decide." "I have no business in that matter." "If the Federalist conspirators" "Are allowed to defeat this election..." "There will be resistance by force," "And the consequences could be incalculable." "The outcome of this election is within your power." "You would do well" "To quiet your revolutionary notions, Thomas." "You have only to say" "That you will not turn out the government's officers..." "Will maintain the navy, that you will honor the national debt" "All of which the Federalists hold dear" "And the government will instantly be in your hands." "I will not enter office but in perfect freedom" "To follow the dictates of my own judgment." "Well then, in that case, events must take" "Their own course." "( Paper crinkling )" "Ah." "Mr. Marshall." "Welcome." "Would" " Would you care for a drink?" "Uh, no thank you, sir." "Ah." "Mr. Bayard of delaware relented" "On the 36th ballot." "He was induced to do so by assurances" "From Mr. Jefferson's agents" "That the generous concessions you suggested" "Would be respectfully considered." "Well well, respectfully considered." "We shall see about that, hmm?" "Mr. Jefferson is fortunate that I have left him a country at all" "Over which to preside." "Whatever accusations may be hurled at me..." "That I led us into a ruinous war with France" "Will not be among them." "And I have you to thank for your service at that end." "Thank you, sir." "( Sighs ) I feel my shoulders relieved of the burden of office." "I will be plain farmer John of Peacefield." "That's a good exchange." "The virtues and honor of office..." "For simple manure." "Oh, dear." "No no no, not that one." "Good heavens." "Oh." "I didn't mean to burn that one." "Until the inauguration then, sir." "Oh, I" " I will not be attending." "You will forgive me if I do not wish to glory" "In Mr. Jefferson's coronation." "You will be missed, sir." "I very much doubt that, Mr. Marshall." "( Sighs )" "( Man yelling melodically )" "If you don't mind, sir." "Thank you." "( Grunting )" "Thank you." "( Grunting )" "Very good." "Thank you, sir." " Pardon." " Man: sit here, sir." "( Man chatting )" "Stop gawking." "I'm plain John Adams," "Just an ordinary citizen," "Same as urselves." "( Theme music playing )" "( Theme music playing )" "John: good of you to come." "Our reunion has been long overdue." "Yes, indeed." "Yes, indeed." "It's been too damn long." "Thank you for saying it." "Of course." "Abigail, Benjamin has arrived." " Thank you, sir, for coming." " Mrs. Adams." "Nabby, Dr. Rush has come to see you." "Mrs. Smith." "Please." "We will be downstairs if you need us." "Your father has told me" "Of a certain complaint." "Would you describe it for me?" "I feel a hardness in my right breast." "Does it cause you discomfort?" "There isreat pain sometimes." "Would you allow me" "To examine you?" "Of course." " Would you excuse me for a moment?" " Yes." "Ah." "Where is Mrs. Adams?" "Abigail?" " No no, caroline." " Please, sit." " Come away." "Come along." " Uncle Thomas, let me see." "Sally: help me to set the table." "Your daughter suffers" "From a cancer of the breast." "Merciful God." "The entire breast must be removed." "( Sighs )" "Now from her account of the moving state of the tumor," "It is now in a proper situation for the operation." "Oh, good heavens." "Is there no other remedy?" "I know of none but the knife." "Now, my friends," "Let there be no delay." "Here..." "Drink this." "Good." "Now lie down." "No, this way." "Mr. Harris." "Sally." "Yes." "I want you" "To take the children for a walk." " Of course." " Yes, madam." "Susanna." " Sally:" "Abigail..." " William, come along." "We're going for a walk." "Come, my sweet." "Where is she going?" "That's it." "Are you ready, my brave girl?" "Bite." " ( Flesh slicing ) - ( Muffled cry )" "!" "C for God's sake, John, sit down." "( Loud thudding )" "( Footsteps approaching )" "I have never seen a patient" "With so much fortitude." "She's resting comfortably." " Be strong, my friends." " She is out of danger?" "If it has not spread," "The cancer will likely not return" " To trouble her." " Can you be certain?" "In the matter of disease, no." "You must look to providence" "And put your trust in God." "Caroline, eat more carrots, please." "Sally: susanna." " Susanna: good?" " Thank you." "Thomas: would you like to see what's in the newspaper today?" "Let's see, shall we?" "Listen to this about our esteemed President Mr. Jefferson:" ""Of all the damsels on the green" "On mountain... ¶ or in valley ¶" "¶ a lass so luscious ne'er was seen ¶" "¶ as monticellian Sally. ¶ ( chuckling )" ""Yankee doodle, who's the noodle?" "What wife were half so handy?" "To breed a flock" "Of slaves for stock a blackamoor's a dandy."" "That's quite enough, Thomas." "I cannot believe it, not Mr. Jefferson." "Thomas: if Mr. Jefferson had not been involved" "With his slave Sally Hemings," "Then why would he have paid $50 to try and silence Mr. Callender?" ""Mr. Callender reveals further" "That while vice president," "Mr. Jefferson encouraged and secretly subsidized" "The publication of certain articles..." "With the express intention" "Of casting doubt on the credibility" "Of his own president" "The estimable Mr. Adams."" "Abigail, may I see that paper?" "While I am bold as to say that I taught Mr. Jefferson" "Everything that has been good and solid" "In his political conduct." "As for the rest" "Callender and Sally Hemings will be remembered" "As long as Mr. Jefferson." "A stain on all of them." "No no, you are wrong, sir." "There you are wrong." "Mr. Jefferson's character in history" "Can be easily foreseen." "Oh, yes." "His administration will be quoted by philosophers" "As a model of profound wisdom." "Mine will be condemned to everlasting infamy." "They will write" "Of the Alien and the Sedition Act and of nothing else." " ( Rock thuds ) - ( Screams )" " Father!" " God!" " Oh christ!" " Mother!" "( Groans )" "Abigail?" "Now just what do you think you are doing?" "( Groaning ) Oh hell." "Abigail:" "let that be a lesson to you." "I feel like a prisoner out here." "Yeah." "And there's a letter from John Quincy." "Is that all?" "I should think you would be happy" "To receive a letter from your son with news from Washington city." " ( Men shouting ) - ( Cows mooing )" "Do not think that I do not know what this means." "In some circles, I am openly despised" "And in others, I am irrelevant." "John, I do not think" "That anyone thinks about us one way or t'other." "I can no longer bear this ennui, Abigail." "I thought you would find great relief..." "In having to fill your own days." "Why don't you pick up your pen" "And correct people's misimpressions?" "( Chuckles ) Hopeless." "No no, the essence of our revolution" "Will be that Dr. Franklin smote the earth" "With his electrical rod" "And out sprang Washington and Jefferson," "That they together" "Conducted all the policy negotiation," "Legislation and war." "Mr. Jefferson did you great harm, John." "I remember the place in my heart where Thomas once sat." "That place is now empty." "At least he is not the revolutionary we forget." "Now he's expanding our territories" "By brokering a deal with napoleon, huh?" "I do not need to justify myself on paper." "Besides, posterity will judge" "As she sees fit." "What about these, father?" "What?" "No no no." "Newspapers," ""The Aurora," april 1798." "Nasty piece of work." "It is in here somewhere, Thomas!" "This entire enterprise is a bondage" "To old age." "( Groans )" "Some of my posterity may wish" "To see proof of the odious abuse" "Of my character in newspapers, pamphlets" "And letters for the past 30 years." ""The Aurora," april '98!" "Keep searching." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "We shall send for Dr. Rush." "There is no need." "No need?" "Nabby!" "Mother, there is nothing he can do." "He has cured you once." "He can cure you again." "I am beyond Dr. Rush's art now, mother." "It is worse than before." "I can feel it." "You must grant me something." "Anything." "When I am gone," "You must not bear my husband ill." "Promise me." " ( Crying ) - ( Kisses )" "Do not cry for me." "( Crying )" "Our children will want for nothing." "At the very least I owe her memory that." "She never lost her faith in you." "No." "I'm sorry she could not live to see my success." "Our luck it seemed had changed at last." "I am sorry too, colonel." "An admirable likeness..." "John: whose only purpose now is to remind me" "Of my current state of decrepitude." "When were they painted?" "Thomas: when father was president." "They'd been sitting in Mr. Stuart's studio" "All this time." "The White House should have them." "Thomas:" "Mr. Stuart offered to deliverhem." "He was told neither president madison" "Nor anyone else living in the White House" "Has any interest in them at all." "We shall have them here" "To remind us of all we have accomplished." " Well?" " Allow me to finish." "I have no illusions" "That any sketches I leave behind will be received" "By the public with any favor" "Or read by them with any interest, you know?" "John." "What possible use could anyone have" "For a seven-volume account of so many impulsive," "Tactless," "Ill-considered things." "Rubbish!" "If I had it to do all over again," "I would be a farming, shoemaking deacon" "Like my father." "Yeah, although I fear I never would have won you." ", I can't imagine you a farming," "Shoemaking deacon's wife." "Old age is dark" "And unlovely, Sally." "Still, you have much to be happy about." "True." "In a week, you and Mr. Adams celebrate another anniversary." "Yes." "54 years, is it not?" "54 years." "There were times" "As a young woman when I despaired" "Ever having Mr. Adams beside me." "Now..." "We have been together longer than we were ever apart." "Sally, that was thoughtless." "I am sorry." "I did not mean to go on so." "My own sadness" "Has not diminished the joy I take" "In what you and Mr. Adams have shared." "You are a lovely" "And generous girl, Sally," "And our lives are much richer by having you with us." "Sometimes I fear I'm..." "An unwelcome reminder of" "Of Mr. Adams's disappointment in Charles." "Mr. Adams loves you as I do." "And we'll wish you here always." "Mrs. Adams?" "Mrs. Adams." "Mrs. Adams!" "Thomas!" "Mr. Adams!" "Come quickly!" "Mrs. Adams, wake up." "Mr. Adams." " What are you talking" " What's the matter with her?" " She won't wake." "Nonsense." "Here." "There we go." "( Sally gasps )" "Abigail!" "Abigail!" "Oh, Jesus, God!" "( Mutters ) Come here." "Help me, Sally." "Sally: come on." "There we go." "Inside." " Come." " Can you walk?" "( Moaning )" "( Mumbling )" "Abigail." "There we are." "Now there you are." "There we go." "There you are." "You'll see it." "Hydrangea." "Do you see it?" "I brought you that." " Oh, yes." " Yeah, it's everywhere now." "Oh, John." "They've bloomed." "Yeah, you see?" "I knew that you would come back to me." " John, John." " I told that doctor" "That you would see me." " I can feel it." " No." "Never, no." "And I am amazed" "I am the first to depart." "I am not gonna let you go." "I will not let you go." "We have no choice in the matter, John." "Oh, John." "But I will be there" "For you as they" "As they" " As they are now..." " For me. ( Labored breathing )" " No, you will wait for me." "You will wait for me." "Abigail." "Abigail." "Don't go away from me, my friend." "Don't go away from me." "Abigail, my friend." "Thomas?" "Thomas." "I wish I could lie down with her and die too." "I cannot conceive" "That God would create such a creature as her" "To simply live and die on the earth." "The longer I live..." "The more I read," "The more patiently I think," "The more..." "Anxiously I inquire," "The less I seem to know." "( Groans )" "( Footsteps approaching )" "Is there anyone else you wish me to notify?" "There are so few left alive" "Who know either of us." "What about Mr. Jefferson?" "Surely, he will wish to share your sorrow." "If I should receive a letter from him..." "I would not fail to answer it." "Perhaps if you were to write yourself..." "The man did me and my reputation great insult." "He honored and salaried" "Every villain he could find who was my enemy." "Well..." "That is why it is you" "Who must show the magnanimity" "Of great minds." "I always considered you and him..." "The north and the south poles of our revolution." "Some talked, some wrote and some fought to promote" "And establish it, but..." "You and Mr. Jefferson..." "Thought for us all." "John's voice: "my dear friend," "One trouble never comes alone." "And at our ages," "We may expect more and more of them" "Every day in groups," "And every day less fortitude to bear them." "In the years since our parting," "I have lost my daughter." "Now..." "My dear wife of 54 years" "Has been taken away from me." "And she goes to a country where there will be no war," "Nor envy, nor jealousy," "Nor rivalry or party." "I am, sir," "Your afflicted friend:" "John Adams."" "Jefferson's voice:" ""monticello, april the sixth, 1819." "My dear friend," "Tried myself in the school of human affliction," "I know well and feel what you have lost," "What you have suffered, are suffering" "And have yet to endure." "These same trials have taught me" "That for ills so immeasurable," "Time and silence are the only medicines." "It is of some comfort to us both" "That the term is not very distant" "At which we are to deposit our sorrows" "And suffering bodies," "And to ascend to an ecstatic meeting" "With the friends we have loved and lost..." "And whom we shall still love" "And never lose again." "God support you under your heavy affliction." "Your friend, Thomas Jefferson."" "John's voice: "you and I have passed our lives in serious times" "And we have suffered ourselves" "To be the passive subjects of public discussion," "And reaped animosity and bitterness." "I am fixed in my opinions" "And too old to change them," "But you and I ought not to die" "Before we have explained ourselves to each other."" "Jefferson's voice: "as long as there is government," "There will be differences of opinion." "Everyone takes a side" "In favor of the many or the few." "Nothing new coul added by you or me" "To what has been said by others" "And will be said in every age."" "John's voice: "whether you or I were right," "Posterity must judge." "Yet, I ask of you," "Who shall write the history of our revolution?" "Who can write it?"" "Jefferson's voice: "you ask who shall write the history" "Of our revolution." "Nobody," "Except merely its external facts." "I prefer to look back on those days" "When Massachusetts and virginia" "Lived and acted in perfect harmony."" ""Monticello," "February 20th, 1825." "Jefferson's voice: "my dear friend," "I sincerely congratulate you on the high gratification" "Which the issue of the late election..."" "John Quincy: "...must have afforded you." "It must excite ineffable feelings" "In the breast of a father" "To have lived to see a son..."" "Continue." "My dear, would you mind?" "Louisa: "it must excite ineffable feelings" "In the breast of a father" "To have lived to see a son," "To whose education and happiness his life has been devoted," "So eminently distinguished" "By the voice of his country."" "John: yes indeed." "Yes indeed." "Although, no man who ever held the office of president" "Would congratulate a friend, to say nothing of his son," "On obtaining it." ""Nights of rest to you and days of tranquility" "Are the wishes I tender you with my affectionate respects." "Thomas Jefferson."" "Well well well well." "None of the letters I have received from my friend in monticello..." "Have ever meant as much to me as that one." "Mr. Jefferson knows my heart" "As well as any man living." "He writes the truth, you know." "That boy over there has made me" "The proudest father in America." "To President John Quincy Adams," "The sixth president of these United States," "And to President John Adams" "On his 90th birthday." "May we all hope to achieve such longevity." "Hear, hear." "Hear, hear." " You do not drink, Mr. Adams." " I do not care to be reminded" "That I am an old dotard." "Well, neither do we, sir." "( Grunts )" "Congress has grown indolent and palsied" "Before their constituents" "So I intend to take a strong lead." " Father?" " Hmm?" "Are you listening?" "Ah." "Yeah." "Go on." "In my state of the union address," "I intend to propose a strengthening" "Of the federal government." "We need to raise taxes." "This country's in dire need of some decent roads," "Canals..." " A national university, - ( Grunting )" " A department of the interior, - ( Laughs )" "A national currency." "They will call you a monarchist" ""King Adams ii."" "You move too fast." "There is no time to waste." "Ah." "You should look to your wife" "For the guidance that you seek, not me." "Your mother was always my most faithful advisor..." "And the wisest." "Trumbull:" "Congress have commissioned me" "To commemorate the 50th anniversary" "Of the birth of our proud republic." "My humble rendition" "Of this momentous scene" "For what could have been more momentous" "In the history of our young nation" "Than the signing of the "declaration of independence"" "Will hang in the rotunda of the capitol." "I offer to you now for your delectation" "And, may I dare to hope," "Your approval." "( Sighs )" "All dead." "Sir?" "All dead..." "The whole lot of them," "Except for me and Jefferson." "Yes, sir." "Does the painting do you justice?" "Mmm. ( Clears throat )" "A shin piece." " Trumbull:" "I beg your pardon?" " A shin piece, sir." "It's all" " All legs and ankles." "( Chuckles )" "You know, I-- I am informed" "That one of the greatest talents of a painter" "Is the capability to comprehend a large space." "Herr Rubens, whose canvases" "I always paused to admire" "When I was staying in Holland, was a master of this." "You, Mr. Trumbull," "Are no Rubens." "Well, I do not claim to be a Rubens, sir." "I would, however, remind you that" "Herr Rubens never painted" "Such a uniquely American subject." "As to the painting's singularity" "I can offer no opinion." "But I will say this" "It is very bad history." "The likenesses have been very carefully researched" "No scene such as you depict here" "Ever took place." "There was not one moment or one day" "When all the delegates from the Congress gathered" "To record their signatures." "This is a matter of detail." "May I remind you, sir," "That we were already at war?" "Now, contrary to your tranquil scene," "Your subjects were scurrying" "In and out of Philadelphia all summer long," "Affixing their names to Mr. Jefferson's..." "Hallowed parchment whenever they happened to be in town." "You would not deny the artist a certain..." "license?" "Do not let our posterity" "Be deluded with fictions" "Under the guise of poetical" "Or graphical license." "It is a very common observation" "In Europe, Mr. Trumbull," "That nothing is so false" "As modern history." "Well, I would hasten to add" "That nothing is so false as modern European history" "Except modern American history." "In plain English, sir," "I consider the true history of the American revolution..." "As lost..." "Forever." "I have some scruples of conscience about..." "Whether I ought to be preserved," "Or whether it would be charity of me to stumble." "Still" "Still, I am not weary of life." "Strangely," "I have hope." "You take away hope and what remains?" "What pleasures?" "Do you follow me, Thomas?" "Hmm?" "It's getting late, father." "Is it?" "Let's go inside." "Come here, come here." "I have seen a queen of France" "With 18 million livres of diamonds on her person." "But I declare" "That all the charms of her face and figure" "Added to all the glitter of her jewels" "Did not impress me as much" "As that little shrub..." "Right there." "My mother always said" "That I never delighted enough" "In the mundane." "But now I find if I look at even the smallest thing..." "My imagination begins to roam the milky way." "Rejoice evermore." " What's that, father?" " Rejoice evermore." "Well, it's a phrase from saint paul, you fool." "Rejoice evermore." "Rejoice evermore!" "( Chuckles )" "Oh, I wish that had always been in my heart and on my tongue." "Oh." "You know, I am filled" "With an irresistible impulse" "To fall on my knees in adoration right here." " Stop it." " ( Laughing, muttering ) Oh, if only my knees would bend like they used to." "( Sighing, laughing )" "Father?" " Father?" " ( Grunts )" "Come, it's time for bed, father." " What?" " Let's get you to bed." "Sally!" "Sally!" " Come." " I can't." "Yes." "Come on, father." "Come on." "Come, father." "John:" "I can't." "I need to write a letter" "( Groaning )" " Are you comfortable?" " ( Grunts )" " Thomas?" " Yes?" "( Panting )" "Tomorrow is the fourth, yeah?" "Yes." "It is, father." "It was 50 years ago that our nation was born." "I must write a letter to Jefferson." "Father, no." "Tomorrow" " Write to him tomorrow." " ( Panting, grunting )" " You can do it tomorrow." "Good." "( Wheezing, moaning )" "No." "( Thunder rumbling )" "( Muttering )" "No, father-- No, father." "It's july the fourth." "It was 50 years ago today" "Our nation was born." "( Crickets buzzing )" "It's the fourth." "Yes, sir." "Oh." "Fetch the others." "Sally." "( Thunder rumbling )" "( Rain pattering )" "( Mumbling ) Is that cannon fire?" "Father, it's only thunder." "It's just thunder." "( Mumbling ) Isn't that right, John?" "Johnny?" "Help me, child." "Help me, child." "Help me, child." "Abigail." "Abigail." "It is no matter." "You're mine." "It's time." "( Crickets chirping )" "( Sniffles )" " ( Crying ) - ( Fly buzzing )" "( Thunder rumbling )" "( Wheezing )" "Thomas Jefferson." "( Crying )" "Thomas Jefferson..." "Survives." "John's voice: "my dearest friend," "Whether I stand high or low" "In the estimation of the world," "My conscience is clear." "I thank God I have you" "For a partner in all the joys and sorrows," "All the prosperity and adversity of my life..." "To take a part with me in the struggle."" "Abigail's voice: "should I draw you the picture of my heart," "You would know with what undescribable pleasure" "I have seen so many scores of years" "Roll over our heads..." "With an affection heightened and improved by time." "Nor have the dreary years of absence" "In the smallest degree d" "The image of the dear, untitled man to whom I gave my heart." "You could not be," "Nor did I wish to see you," "An inactive spectator."" "John's voice: "no, posterity," "You will never know how much it cost us" "To preserve your freedom." "I hope that you will make a good use of it." "If you do not," "I shall repent in heaven" "That I ever took half the pains..." "To preserve it."" "( Theme music playing )"

"Well that thing is clearing in the way!" "All right." "Ah-ha!" "Ah-ah!" "Damn fridge!" "Hi Joey, how ya doin'?" "Great!" "Roomie!" "Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now." "Yeah!" "Well, now that you brought it up, um, our fridge is broken." "We have to get a new one." "Now, I checked around and your half is $400." "Thanks a lot." "I'm not paying for half of that!" "I'm only staying here until my apartment gets fixed." "Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay?" "Now, I have never had a problem with it." "Then you show up and it breaks!" "What does that tell ya'?" "That refrigerators don't live as long as people." "All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I'll take a check for the other hundred." "You're jokin' right?" "Of course I'm jokin'!" "I don't take checks." "Thank God you're pretty" " Hey!" " Hi!" "Hey!" "Do you guys know any cute guys?" "Well, of course I do!" "My good friend Joey over here." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Thank you Chandler." "Anyway, there's this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go..." "What's the charity?" "I don't know, something either trees or disease?" "Ralph mumbles a lot." "Does Ralph mumble when you're not paying attention?" "Yeah!" "It's weird." "But the thing is need to find a date." "Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?" "Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux." "So he has to be a male who has at least $50." "Ooh!" "So close." " Hey everybody!" " Hi!" "Hey uh, this is Elizabeth." " Oh hi!" " Hi!" "I'm the student." "Isn't she cute?" "No!" "Y'know, this is probably none of my business, but weren't you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?" "Oh, we're not together." "Oh no-no-no, we're just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house." "Oh, sly." "Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run." "I'll see you later?" "Okay!" " Bye Ross." " Bye." "Oops!" "I did not mean to run into you like that sir." "Oh that is quite all right ma'am." "So, why is she leaving?" "Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?" "Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow." "Oh, tell her good luck with that." "Anyone else?" "Huh?" "Bring 'em on!" "Oo!" "When's her birthday?" "!" "I don't know Rachel, why?" "Well, y'know it's just been so long since I've been to Chuckie Cheese." " Oh, I like Elizabeth." " Well thanks!" "Yeah." "In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year!" "Y'know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs." "Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break." "Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?" "Well, actually it's been great." "She's 20 so she's not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now." "Well that is great." "And seriously, she seems very nice." "Thanks." "I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her." "Just knowing that you guys are..." "Okay, I got a good one." "Okay, umm, what is she?" "Like 12?" "Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?" "Yeah." "Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?" " Hey!" " Hey!" "Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing." "Oh that's so funny because we found someone too." "Oh that's good, I guess she'll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo." "Why would our guy be a weirdo?" "'Cause that's just your taste." "Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy." " Oh yeah?" " Yeah!" "My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work." "And, he has one of these" "A face ass?" "A chin dimple!" "Well, uh y'know, our guy works with Chandler and he's really nice and smart and he's a great dresser!" "Have you seen your guy's body?" "No, our guy is just a floating head." "Well my guy is spectacular." "Okay?" "He's a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it." "And I mean all of it." "You're not supposed to look!" "Oh yeah, like there are police for that!" "Wait!" "You look?" "You-you massaged me." "I know." "All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny." "Oh, Chandler funny?" "Our guy's a great dancer!" "My guy is well read." "Our guy has great hair." "My guy has great teeth!" "Our guy smells incredible." "Do you want our guy to be your guy?" " Hey." " Huh." "Well, you... don't look good Joe." "The fridge broke." "I have to eat everything." "Cold cuts, ice cream, limes?" "Hey, what was in that brown jar?" " That's still in there?" "!" " Not anymore." "So anyway, how do you want to pay me?" "Is this a service you're providing me?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "For my new fridge?" "our new fridge!" "Our new fridge?" "I don't live here anymore." " So what?" "Look, suppose we were a divorced couple." " Uh-huh." "And I got custody of the kid, right?" "Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid." "Okay..." "Give me $400!" " Professor Geller?" " Hmm?" "Oh, a student I don't know." "I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?" "Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?" " Making out in your office." " Shh!" "Of course, why don't we go inside?" " Oh-ooh!" " What?" "Doorknob!" "Doorknob!" "Oh!" "Sorry!" "Umm, I actually do need to talk to you." "Oh, okay." "What-what about?" "Spring vacation." "Spring vacation." "Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips..." "Professor Geller!" "Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger..." "I'll be with you in one moment." "So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints." "You don't understand!" "Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her!" "Is that taking it slow?" "!" "No, I'm not ready for this!" "Okay?" "What-what do I tell her?" "Just tell her the truth!" "Tell her you're not ready." "I can do that." "Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?" "Then you distract her with a Barbie doll." "Or!" "You can just, y'know..." "What the hell are you doing?" "What?" "What the hell am I doing?" "You just broke my fridge!" "What?" "!" "What?" "How do you, how do you even know its broken?" "!" "Oh-ho-ho, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge?" "Excuse me!" "Well what do you know!" "Broken!" "That'll be $400!" "Joey, I saw you push him!" "You pushed him!" "Joey, I did not break this!" "Okay?" "That has been broken for a while." " All right." "Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?" " Uh-huh." "I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet." "Do not give him any money!" "I'm not talking to you!" "You broke my fridge!" "You wanted to see me Professor Geller?" "Yes." "Yes!" "Please, come in." " Oo-oo!" " Doorknob?" "Yeah, it kinda grows on you." "Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation." "Oh good." "Look, I..." "Look, I'm having a great time with you and I just don't want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us." "So," "I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet." "It's-it's too soon." "Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying." "I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks." "No." "I think you misunderstood what I was saying." "What I meant was..." "You are so adorable." "That!" "Let's talk about that." " Hey!" " Hey!" " Hey!" "Hey!" "How did it go with Elizabeth?" "Huh?" "Oh-oh, it was fine." "Uh, it was just a misunderstanding." "She didn't want me to go with her." "She just wanted to let me know that she's going to Florida for spring vacation." "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?" "What's-what's the difference?" "Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents." "Spring break you're doing frat guys." "Hey, y'know what?" "Not all spring breaks are like that." "What did you do on yours?" "I went to Egypt with my dad." "I can see it now, "Look dad, it's the Sphinx!"" "Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!"" "All right?" "I mean she's taken my class!" "And slept with the professor." " I'm gonna call her." " Yeah." "Hey!" "You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian." "We just uh, we just met at the newsstand." "We both grabbed for the last Field Stream." "What?" "I read that." "Can I get you a cup of coffee?" "Oh yes!" "Thank you!" "Rachel, what the hell is this?" "!" "What?" "You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!" "You found me a guy?" "Yes!" "We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler's work!" "Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo." "Well, y'know what though you guys?" "I really appreciate that but" "I think I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity." "Are you sure?" "!" "Because our guy smells incredible!" "Uh, would you stop it with that already?" "!" "Here you go." " Oh, thank you." " Sure." "So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?" "Uh, no not really." "Why?" "No reason, it's just I know a single guy that cares about other people." "Are you funny?" "Excuse me?" "What are you guys doing?" "Are you funny?" "Tell us a joke!" "Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel." "Well, so do a lot of people." "Actually, I uh, I gotta get going." "Give me a call sometime." "Oh, but y'know, no, you didn't give me your phone number." "Okay!" "See you later!" "Turns out he is kinda funny." "I cannot believe you guys!" "He was really nice and he left because of you!" "Yeah, but Sebastian?" "What is that?" "A cat's name?" "Yeah, y'know what I noticed Rachel?" "He scares easy." "Is that the kind of guy you'd like to take to a ball?" ""Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" "Uhh, okay?" "I gotta go!"" "All right guys stop it." "Rachel, we're very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do." "And y'know what?" "Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you." "Yeah!" "What have you got to lose?" "Y'know you might even end up with someone really special if you pick my guy." "All right." " Okay, so you will meet our guys?" " Yes, I'll meet 'em." "Okay now it doesn't matter which one you choose, y'know?" "It's completely up to you." "Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy" "Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself." "Pheebs!" "There you are!" "Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!" "Okay sure!" "Really?" "!" "Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions." "Call it even?" "Okay." "Well, there you are!" "So what did Elizabeth say?" "Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo." "That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girl's bodies, waking up next to people you don't even know..." "Man, she is going to have a great time!" "Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?" "You know the hotels?" "Sure!" "I was there!" "Spring Break '81!" "Woo-hoo!" "In 1981 you were 13!" "So what?" "I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast." "And y'know who knows how to party?" "Drunk college chicks." "Okay, she can't go." "Ross, you can't tell her not to go." "You just started dating." "Then what am I supposed to do?" "Nothing, you just have to be cool with it." "Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?" "Well, maybe you don't marry this one." "I'm so glad you're going on this trip!" "Yeah!" "I've been working so hard this semester." "I really need to go crazy y'know, blow off some steam." "Sure." "Sure." "Look I don't, I don't know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam." "What?" "Are you into crafts at all?" "Ross, are you okay?" "Well, yeah, of-of course I'm okay!" "What?" "I'm just being supportive." "Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and what-what is uh, what's this?" "It's a bathing suit?" "To wear in front of people?" "Is that supportive?" "Is this?" "!" " Hey!" " Good-good-good-good." " Hey!" " Hey!" " Hi!" " We're really glad you decided to meet our guy." " Oh..." "You're gonna like him so much." "So umm, when do you want to meet him?" "I don't know." "I know I don't work late tomorrow night." "Tomorrow night is good." "Tomorrow night is good, but uh, y'know what?" "Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now?" " Eldad come here!" " What?" "Eldad, this is Rachel." "How are you?" "Well-well a little blind sided but y'know good." "Eldad, sit down." " Move over!" "Move over now!" " I?" "Ohh!" "There you go!" "There you are!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "We can take a hint!" "What are you doing here?" "!" "This is Patrick." " Hi." " Hi." "Okay, you're too late okay?" "Because she's already with our guy." "Oh my God, you're right!" "I am too late; they're sitting on the couch and talking!" "Come on!" " Rachel?" " Yeah?" "This is Patrick." " Oh, hi." " Hi." " Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "And believe me, this suit does not do justice to what's underneath it." " Oh-okay, but Pheebs?" " Yeah?" "I'm just sort of in the middle of something." "Oh!" "Okay!" "Yeah, that's okay." "Have a seat." " No!" "You can't do that!" " Maybe I should go!" "Sit down!" "We're winning!" "Okay, y'know what?" "Maybe I should go!" "No-no-no-no!" "Have a seat!" "Have a seat!" "Rachel!" "Rachel!" "You haven't touched Eldad's hair!" "It is the softest hair!" "Touch it!" "Yeah, I'm good." "Rachel?" "Patrick is really rich." "Give her some money." "Y'know what Phoebe?" "This isn't really worth the free massage." "That's right Patrick, bye-bye!" "Eldad is much more cooperative!" "And he can dance!" "You dance for Rachel!" "No-no!" "Don't dance for me!" "Please?" "Don't!" "What is the matter with you guys?" "Yeah, okay, let's talk it out." "I..." "Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?" "I'm a little embarrassed." "I'll tell ya who should be embarrassed!" "It's you guys!" "Come on!" "This is ridiculous!" "Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!" "Then why did she ask us to..." "I am still talking!" "And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked!" "I mean, no offense to you guys." "Really!" "I mean congratulations on all the cash, and-and y'know?" "Wow!" "You do have very soft hair!" "But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this!" "Good-bye!" "Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?" "!" " Yes, Papaya Extract." " Thank you!" "So uh, have a great time down there." " I will." " Yeah." "And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?" "Yeah." "It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh?" "Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because it's revealing which I'm fine with, no I'm concerned about your health, sun exposure." "Oh, don't worry I have plenty of sun block, it's SPF-30." "Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30." "I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's-it's get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it's just milk." "Ross, it's going to be okay." "I'm not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys." "I like how things are going between us." " Really?" " Yeah!" "I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends." "Okay." "Cool." "Oh hey!" "Here they are!" "Elizabeth!" "Call me!" "Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you." "Oh that's all right!" "I ended up having a really good time." "Y'know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness." "So what was it for anyway?" "I wanna say a disease." "He said turn on MTV." "Huh." "All right." "Oh my God, look!" "That's Elizabeth!" "Oh-oh Professor Geller." " Ahh, to be 13 again." " Yeah."

"(applause)" "Well, hello and welcome to QI, the quiz show where the answers are more interesting than the questions but the questions are completely impossible." "As I don't really expect anyone to get any of them right," "I shall award points for being interesting along the way, regardless of whether the panels' answers are correct or even relevant." "So let's just meet the panel who want to commit intellectual suicide tonight." " And they are Danny Baker..." " (applause)" "John Sessions," "Hugh Laurie, and Alan Davies." "Now, each of our employees..." "I can't really be doing with the word "guests"." "Each of our employees here tonight has a buzzer, in the time-honoured tradition." " Danny goes..." " (klaxon)" " John goes..." " (telephone ring)" " Hugh goes..." " (buzzer)" " Alan goes..." " (baa)" "And I go to Belgium, for which I profusely apologise." "We've got a lot to do, so let's get on with it." "Where better to start than at the beginning with a round of questions on Adam and Eve." "Whether or not you believe in them, they are quite interesting, which is all we ask." "Like God." "As Woody Allen said, "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? "" "Carrie Snow, the American comedian, said:" ""If God was a woman, sperm would taste of chocolate."" "(laughter)" "Perhaps..." "I don't understand it either." "Perhaps we should..." " How do you know it doesn't?" " (laughter)" " (Danny) Oh, he knows." " (Stephen) Damn." "Perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve." "Geneticists have established every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived 150,000 years ago." "Scientists do actually call her Eve." "And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed Adam." "It's also been established, however, that Adam was born 80,000 years after Eve." "So the world before him was one of heavy-to-industrial-strength lesbianism." "The first question goes to Alan." "What is the connection between the Archbishop of Canterbury's left ear and Adam's bellybutton?" "His ear and the bellybutton." "As you said that, there was a painting came up..." "We do this, I'm afraid." "I'm not going to ask who did the painting." "That would be an insult." " (Alan) Adam's on the left." " (Stephen) Yes." "Well done." " That's his bellybutton there." " It would seem." "And the Archbishop of Canterbury's ear..." "The only time I can ever think when you'd put your ear to someone's bellybutton would be to hear if their tummy was rumbling." "You go, "Your tummy's rumbling." "You're hungry, aren't you? "" " (Stephen) True." " Is that what it is?" "I'm afraid not." "I don't want to astonish you, but I'm afraid it isn't." "Adam wouldn't have had a bellybutton, being the first man, and neither has the archbishop got a right ear." " Is that right?" " You're really good." "He is good, isn't he?" "I'll give him three points for that." "The fact is they're both purely decorative." "Adam, of course, cannot have had a naval because he was created." "He wasn't born, so there wouldn't have been an umbilical cord." "You're saying the archbishop's left ear is decorative?" "He describes it himself as purely decorative because he was born deaf in the left ear, so it has no function." "If his left ear is purely decorative, it's very unimaginative for him just to have an ear there." "Cos really he could've had anything he wanted there at all." "He could have a doughnut or another organ like a hand." "(Stephen) A badminton racket." "A badminton racket or a shuttlecock." "A road sign." " (Hugh) Gazebo." " A little chicklet." " Or, surreally, a portrait of Van Gogh." " Yeah, he could've had Van Gogh." "You see?" " That's the ear that was missing." " He'd have a little Van Gogh there as if to say, "Do you see? "" "Very good." "Very good." "Well, we've got something out of the wreckage." "I'm inclined..." " Who painted that picture?" " 1475 till 1564." "I hate myself for saying that but those are his dates." "He's quite correct." "Michelangelo Buonarroti." "We have to give five points for knowing the birth and death dates of Michelangelo." " That's so sad." " We also have to hate him, incidentally." "We are very impressed." "I've done this with John at parties." "When was Bruckner born?" " 1824." "Died 1896." " (Stephen) You see?" "Isn't it wonderful?" " Mahler?" " 1860." "Born July 7 in Kaliste in Austria." " Died 1911 in Kaliste in Austria." " (applause)" "It's a sickness." "It's a horrible sickness." "I met a man who said he was a navel doctor." "I didn't know they specialised that much." "According to Rita Mae Brown, if Michelangelo had been heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller." "Danny, it's your question now." "After the flood, God gave Noah the right to do what to sheep?" "A right which he denied to Adam." "Well, what do we know about Adam?" "We know Adam was forbidden the forbidden fruit." "It wasn't the forbidden sheep." "I know that much about Sunday School." "To keep them, to mate, to farm them, to..." " Well, it could be he could not eat them." " As simple as that." "(applause)" "It doesn't make any sense, because Adam, there would have been a lot of sheep, but Noah's down to the last two sheep and God said, "It's all right." "If you fancy a kebab, have one on me."" "Noah said, "I'm not gonna eat the sheep, God." "You're out of your mind."" "Eat them is the right answer." "According to the Bible," "Adam and Eve were vegetarians told by God to eat fruit and vegetables only." "Some theologians believe that the forbidden fruit, not specifically named in the Bible, which was eaten by Adam and Eve was a banana." "It was only after the Great Flood when God made a new covenant with Noah and said, "Every living thing that moves will be yours to eat."" "And somehow we got from there to Bernard Matthews Golden Turkey Drummers." "Here's one that anyone can answer." "Fingers on buzzers." "Of whom was it said, "Working with her was like being hit over the head with a Valentine card? "" "(telephone ring)" " Ann Widdecombe." " (Stephen) Not Ann Widdecombe." "No, it's not her." "In fact it was Christopher Plummer on the subject of Julie Andrews." "And this brings us to a round about Andrews - people called Andrew or Andrews." "John." "The painter Caravaggio was once arrested for throwing artichokes at a waiter." "The art historian Andrew Graham-Dixon discovered something about Caravaggio's outrageous behaviour on the tennis court." "What was it?" "Something interesting about Caravaggio, he died in 1610, but you're bored of that now." "I think it was 1610." "And he committed murder, but Andrew's programme..." "Not that we should be talking about other programmes." "The question is about Graham-Dixon, who made a programme about Caravaggio." "Sorting out why Caravaggio died prematurely and was possibly murdered by those avenging him for the death of Tomassino," "I think was the artist who he had a fight with." "For those of you who didn't watch, stay with us." "I'll give you five points." "Anybody else know the answer?" " What Caravaggio did on a tennis court?" " He said, "Enough with the square balls."" " "Why don't we use a round one? " - (laughter)" " All good answers." " (Danny) Was he beaten by a British player?" "That's why they're still talking about it 300 years later." "(applause)" "For almost 400 years, historians have believed that Caravaggio was exclusively homosexual and they believed that he murdered a man called Ranuccio Tomassoni in a squabble over a tennis match." "But it's now thought, thanks to the pioneering work of Graham-Dixon, that Tomassoni's death was an accident and Caravaggio was only trying to cut off his testicles, not to kill him." " There you are." " Yes." " (Alan) Over a gate..." " Well, yes." " New balls, please." " (alarm bells)" " (Danny) What does that mean?" " I'm afraid it's minus ten points." " Oh!" "I don't even know who he is." " (Stephen) Caravaggio." " Oh, thank God you've said that." " (laughter)" "See, to my mind, that's not interesting enough." " (Danny) I was hanging in there." " Caravaggio's very interesting." "I know something about castration." "I do know something about castration," " and it's to do with this." " (baa)" "When they castrate a sheep, they do it without breaking the skin of the scrotum." " (Stephen) Yes." " (Hugh) Yes." "Done it." "(Stephen) He's done it." "He has." "And the testicles just fall into the ball sac and then they do the kind of grape-sultana thing." " They become shrivelly." " (John) They wither." " (Stephen) You use an elastic band." " A tiny elastic..." "I've got one on at the moment." "(Alan) That's interesting." "(Danny) So, Prince Aaaaalbert." " (John) Prince Albert, there's a story." " Oh, really?" "He and Victoria, they had masses of sex." "I mean, they had nine children and they probably had sex maybe 100 times a night for years and years." "Till he died." "It stopped after he died." "But..." " Is that why the Albert Memorial is a tall...?" " (John) Precisely." "I did a charity show in the heyday of the Spice Girls and there was a line-up afterwards with the Prince of Wales." " (Alan) I was there." " Were you?" "They asked him whether or not Prince Albert actually did wear a Prince Albert." " No!" "And he said?" " "I have no idea what a Prince Albert is."" "(laughter)" " I had to explain to him that..." " (Danny) Did you tell him?" " I didn't say it was a cock ring." "I said..." " (laughter)" "What words did you use, then?" "It was a piece of jewellery worn in an intimate area." "Oh, I see." "He said, "Oh, a cock ring!"" "(laughter)" "Let's tear ourselves back to Caravaggio and Tomassoni if we can." "The two were rivals for the favours of Fillide Melandroni, a beautiful female prostitute for whom Tomassoni acted as pimp." "Caravaggio had been commissioned to paint her for an Italian nobleman." "For an extra five points, can you connect this " "I'll pass it round if you need to handle it or smell it..." " (Alan) Fennel." "..with Italian homosexuals?" "Oh." "Are there any Italian homosexuals in the room?" "My dressing room number is 315." "(bell)" " Is it fennel?" " It is fennel." "I will tell you that, yes." "Is the street slang for "homosexual" "fennel"?" " Correct." "Ten points." " (Hugh) Wow." " Look at that." " (Stephen) You get... (applause)" "What is it, though?" "There's a certain word..." "Finocchio, which is "fennel" in Italian." "Like Pinocchio but with an f.," " (Alan) That's quite interesting." " It is." "Good." "Good." "Now Hugh." "Still with Andrews." "According to Andrew Marshall's recent book about Burma, a Burmese may well sidle up to you and murmur:" ""Excuse me, sir, but I see that your department store is open even on weekends."" "What does he mean by that?" "What's the game?" "Well, it's either..." "I've been reading too many Len Deighton novels." "It means the microfilm is under the seat." "Or it's "your flies are open" or something..." "Ten points. "Your flies are undone" is exactly what it means." " Very good." " (applause)" "Appropriately enough, this book on Burma is called The Triouseri People," "To give you a foretaste, it quotes the diary of Sir George Scott, the man who introduced football to Burma in the 19th century." ""Stepped on something soft and wobbly." "Struck a match."" " "Found it was a dead Chinaman." - (laughter)" "Those very much were the days, weren't they?" "We wonder why the British are hated around the globe." ""Be Upstairs Ready, My Angel", of course, was BURMA," "B-U-R-M-A, Alan Bennett's sketch." "NOTLOB as well." ""Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home."" " That's NORWICH." " Norwich." "That's right." "(laughter)" "Oh, yes, NOTLOB's the other one, isn't it?" "Oh, it doesn't matter." "That's Bolton." "Yes, Norwich." " This man is clinically insane." " (laughter)" "While double-checking this information about etiquette and Burma on the internet, we came up with the information that it's considered polite to express joy by eating snow and to send unwanted guests away by biting their leg, and normal behaviour to wipe your mouth on the sofa." "This is true." "The researcher was writing this down with great excitement about Burma only to discover that Burma turned out to be the name of a poodle" " belonging to the author of the website." " (laughter, applause)" "Very good." "Now, this third round is about actors." "After weeks of being pointedly ignored on tour by Sir John Gielgud," "Clive Morton plucked up the courage to knock on his dressing-room door." "Gielgud opened it." ""Thank God it's you," he said." ""For one dreadful moment I thought it was going to be that ghastly bore Clive Morton."" " Now, why, Hugh..." " Yes?" "Why does the actor Edward Woodward have four Ds in his name?" " (telephone ring)" " No." "What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." "Finish." " What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." "It was a spasm." "Go." " He can't do that." "I'll put it out." "Just carry on." "Forget I'm here." " Did you know...?" "This is quite interesting." " Yes, good." "That's what we're here for." "Did you know, kiwi fruit uses more than its own weight in aviation fuel" " to get from New Zealand to Europe?" " (laughter)" "(applause)" " Very good." "Five points." " (John) Wonderful." "Another five points." "It sounds mad, but is, of course, true." "And regarding Edward Woodward, that's how you spell it." "(Stephen) Oh, no, let Hugh give an answer." "Poor Hugh." " No, really, that's fine." " (laughter)" "I was gonna say exactly that, that it's got that many Ds in it because that's his name." "If you took the Ds out, it would be a different name." "E-war Woo-wa." " Exactly." "It'd be E-war Woo-woo." " (Hugh) E-war Woo-woo." "It's a sort of structural device, like a joist, which stops his name collapsing into the sort of spongy mass of E-war Woo-woo." "(laughter)" "You're mentioning Edward Woodward and you mentioned John Gielgud." "Gielgud, when he first heard the name Edward Woodward, said:" ""It's an interesting name." "Sounds like a fart in the bath."" "(Stephen) Edward Woodward." "It does." "Very good." "It's the right answer, but you get your points, Hugh, naturally." "Now, let's go back to our actors round." "Which actor said, "One of my chief regrets during my years in the theatre is that I couldn't sit in the audience and watch me"?" " (Alan) Oh, God, any of 'em." " (bell)" "Well, actually, now, hold on, cos I think actors do a bloody difficult job." "And, you know, it's quite easy to sit there and... (Stephen) Fall asleep." " (Alan) John Gielgud, I reckon." " No, it's not." "There is a very good story though about Peter O'Toole who was once getting drunk in his Celtic hell-raiser days in a pub in London and at throwing-out time at lunchtime he said, "Let's go and see a play."" "And at one point O'Toole nudged his friend." "He said, "This is brilliant."" ""This is the bit where I come on." "Oh, bollocks!"" "(laughter)" "But, in fact, it wasn't, is the answer." "It wasn't any of those." "It was..." "Considered the great Hamlet of his age if you're an American," " John Barrymore, it was." " Oh." "Barrymore famously said, "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."" "(laughter, applause)" "Right." "Bearing in mind we want to be in the bar before half past ten, fingers on the buzzers and identify the following." ""They puff out their hair like a cat, raise one front foot and then hop menacingly from side to side, roaring with all the fury of a clogged drain."" " (buzzer) - (Stephen) Yes?" " It's either cats..." " (laughter)" "..or clogged drains." "One or the other." " It's actually anteaters." " (Danny) Oh!" "Anteaters." "Part of the elaborate play sequences of young giant anteaters, in fact, which is known as "bluff charging"." "We're gonna have a few questions about anteaters." "We're going to start with Alan." "What would you do with a pencil and a lesser anteater?" " Oh, hours of fun." " (laughter)" "I'd probably try and make it pick it up with its nose." "And then if it really got a good grip on it, I'd encourage it to do a sketch or a note." "I'd say, "Anything that's on your mind, get it down now."" "It could go for 35 miles, which is how long an average graphite pencil, if you go like that until there's nothing left." "Isn't that extraordinary?" "Five points." "He knows how many miles a graphite pencil writes." "A normal length 2HB pencil, 35 miles." "However, with an anteater..." "I mean, now I can't get out of my head the notion of inserting the pencil somewhere in the anteater and then there being a release of hundreds of ants." "(laughter)" "It's not that." "I'll tell you what it is." "Anteaters have enormously long tongues, but tiny mouths which are about the diameter of a pencil." " Its tongue is around 16 inches long..." " I nearly had my face off then, doing that." "No, this way." "Yeah." "Not that way." "I knew a landlord of a pub once, used to say to any female customer he liked the look of:" ""I've got a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears."" "(laughter)" "(Stephen) Wow." "What a charmer." "Now..." "That's the longest sustained laugh I've ever heard in my life." "It never went very high, but it just went on and on, a bit like the graphite pencil of laughs." "(Stephen) 35-mile laugh." "John, your question." "Would you like to be hugged by a giant anteater?" " Probably not." "I'd probably be eviscerated." " (Stephen) Quite right." "The anteaters have, in order to claw open a termite hill..." "I'm getting dull." "David Attenborough does it better." "But they have curly fingers, like that, and they pull it apart." "Once it is pulled apart, as it were, like a rather interesting pie, then they can get their tongue in, that Alan's friend in the pub was talking about, and I think I've answered the question." "Absolutely right, yes." "A hug from a giant anteater is fatal to humans, partly because of the fact that giant anteaters are also known as "ant bears"" "for that reason, because their hug is so fatal." " They can squash you." "A squashing hug." " They squash you." "They break your ribs." "Have they attacked humans?" "Exit, pursued by an anteater." "To hug a human they come up to you and go, "John!" and then go, "Oh, no!"" ""What have I done?" "I didn't mean any harm."" ""I didn't mean any harm!"" " "I don't know my own strength." - (laughter)" "Hugh, how big is a dwarf anteater?" "Roughly." "You can use your hands." "Metric or imperial?" "A dwarf anteater is exactly the same length as a dwarf-ant eater." "(Stephen) Ah." "Both of them, both species are 62 feet." "(laughter)" "Actually, they're about the size of a squirrel." "Right." "A 62-foot squirrel." "They're about that sort of size." "They are, and they're similar to squirrels." "because they spend a lot of time in trees" "And in South America stewed anteater, of this variety, the dwarf anteater, is a popular dish." "Fried or grilled baby squirrels are popular in the United States." "But, as someone pointed out in a letter to The Telegraph, the fried or grilled squirrel should contain a warning: "May contain nuts."" " Which I thought was lovely." " (applause)" "There's just time for a quick last round, an assortment called General Ignorance." "Fingers on your buzzers, please, for this quick-fire round." "Ten points for a right answer, but minus ten for anything which I have written down here." "Right." "All righty." "So, which country has the world's highest suicide rate?" " (dog barks) - (Stephen) Yes?" " Woof?" " (laughter)" " It's always Sweden." " (alarm bells)" "(Stephen) You poor soul!" "You always do Sweden." "It's one of those urban-mythy things." "It's not Sweden." " (bell)" " Another one that I read somewhere is that a ship's captain cannot marry people." " (Stephen) Yes, I've heard that." " Never been true." "Invented by screenwriters." "And lemmings don't jump over cliffs." "They were herded together for that Disney film in 1964 called White Wilderiness," "Disney rounded up these lemmings and drove Land Rovers at them." "We've all seen that footage of them going over the cliffs, but they don't do that." "It's got to be five for being interesting about lemmings." "He's a runaway interest." "The suicide answer, I think..." "I don't know, but did somebody say Indonesia to me once?" "They didn't." "Not currently, as far as we know, is it the correct answer either." "It's actually..." " England." " (Stephen) Not England, no." " Spain?" " (Stephen) No." "This could be rather a long evening, couldn't it?" " It's actually Lithuania." " (Alan) Is it?" "An astonishing 52 suicides per 100,000 head of population." "More than 13 times higher than the United States, which has 4.1 per 100,000." "6.5 times that of Britain, with eight." "Nobody has any idea why this should be." "Is it because the capital is so difficult to spell, and to say?" "It's one of those words that really..." " (Hugh) Must be that." " Which is Vilnius." " (Stephen) It's not that hard to say." " It is a bit tricky." " I've got an idea for a book." " V-I-L-N-U-I-S?" "Could the audience say Vilnius?" "One, two, three." " (audience) Vilnius." " That's easy, pretty easy." "I was just looking for an answer." "I was desperate." "You knew the answer was Vilnius." "Do you think it would be interesting... if you got all of the suicide notes" " and published them as a book?" " (laughter)" "(Hugh) Yes." "It might find out actually what the hell's going on in Vilnius." "It's the food." "They're all sick of the food here." " Clearly, again and again, the references." " (laughter)" "Your favourite painter coming up now, Alan, in this question." "What was Caravaggio's real name?" "It sounds like Italian for "Carphone Warehouse"." " (Stephen) It's a buzzer round." " (buzzer)" "Fabio." "Fabio." "You'd think that because he travelled because of killing people, it would be Caro-viaggio, like a lover of travel." "(Stephen) Oh, very good." "Yes." "Dear travel, yes." " (John) No, but it's not." " No." "His real name is Michelangelo." " Oh, that is something." " Did Derek Jarman make a film about him?" " He did, called simply Cariavaggio," " Is that interesting enough for a point?" " (Stephen) No." " (audience) Yes!" "Oh." "We're losing it!" "We're losing it!" "(Stephen) All right." "Caravaggio took the name Caravaggio because his father, Fermo Merisi, was the steward and chief architect of the Marquis of Caravaggio." "So, who invented the steam engine?" "Fingers on buzzers." " (telephone ring)" " Yes?" "It wasn't, as a lot of people think, George Stephenson." " Right." "I said who did?" " (John) Exactly." "That person would be a Mr Trevithick." " Very good, very good." " (applause)" "(Hugh) That's very impressive." "And do you know that Richard Trevithick went into a pub one night and - this is true - they built a steam engine and they got it up to pressure and they went into a pub, the whole gang of them, and got absolutely slaughtered." "They forgot about the steam engine and it blew up and it took about ten houses down." "Richard and Andrew Trevithick are credited with the modern invention but the real answer is neither of those." "It was Hero, or Heron, of Alexandria, in 100 AD." "It was called the aeolipile, or wind ball, using the same principle as jet propulsion." "A metal sphere spun round, steam-generated, at 1500 rpm, making it the fastest rotating object in the world." "The Ancient Greeks found it an amusing novelty, nothing more, but none of them thought to put it together with the railway, which, amazingly, had been invented 700 years earlier by Periander of Corinth." " (Hugh) No!" " Who had a railway." "Yes." "But not steam powered." "Powered by human force." " Moving on." " (Alan) I know something interesting." "Stephenson's Rocket went at 30 miles an hour and they were sure that if you went at 30 miles an hour or over, you would suffer irreparable brain damage, so they put fences alongside the track so that passers-by wouldn't have to witness them just losing it." "I suspect that the person who came up with that notion wasn't a medical doctor or anything like that." "I suspect it was a fence maker." "(laughter)" "It's astonishing what people think." "The Romans thought buggery caused earthquakes." "(Stephen) Really?" " If it's done right." "If it's done right." " (laughter)" "Lastly, what is the name of the 23rd-tallest tree in the world?" "(laughter)" "Like a Christian name, or a type of...?" "It's probably Dave or something like that." " Giant redwood." " Well, that is the species of tree." "It's certainly the sequoia, the giant redwood." "But it has a name." " The lesser giant redwood." " (laughter)" "The 23rd lesser giant redwood." "The answer is..." "Oh, you'll kick yourselves." " Again?" " Well, because it's themed." " The answer is Adam." " (all) Oh!" " First round." "Remember that far back?" " (Danny) No." "It's one of the 30 named giant sequoias in the Giant Forest in California, and it's named after the first man." "So we come full circle just in time for the final score." " Alan." " I've been really interesting at times." "You have been so interesting and you've made many new friends here tonight." " You've only made minus five new points." " (Alan) Brilliant!" "(Stephen) In third place, with ten, it's John, and in second place with 11 is Hugh." "But our runaway winner with 18 QI points is Danny Baker." " Thank you very much indeed." " (applause)" "That about wraps it up for QI, It only remains for me to thank Danny, Alan, Hugh and John, and to leave you with something quite interesting, and it's this local titbit from The Independent," "An army bomb unit was called to investigate a suspicious-looking package outside the Territorial Army unit in Bristol." "They blew up, with a controlled explosion, the package, only to discover that it was a parcel of leaflets explaining how to deal with suspicious packages." " Good night." " (applause)"

"The baby's coming out!" "It's... it's a big one!" "Eddie, stop pretending to be pregnant." "I'm an Uncle!" "It's a boy!" "Oh, my God." "Louis did it." "He's raising his own veal." "Nope." "I accidentally went in a store that looked like it sold ice cream and got us our first family Internet computer!" "Is it better than my brother-in-law's?" "It is better than your brother-in-law's." "Do a search for biggie lyrics." "No, look up where rainbows end." "Hold on." "Before we touch the computer, we need to take this course first." "It's called "Mavis Beacon's introduction..."" "I just did a search for Cattleman's Ranch." "How did you do that?" "Just type in a word, or lycos it, and if it's anywhere on the Internet, it'll come up." "Oh, look, we're mentioned on a restaurant-review site called Phil's Phaves!" "It's a beautiful design." "Uh-oh." "They give out letter grades to all the restaurants." "Dad's got a..." "B-minus?" "!" "That's a Chinese "f."" "S02E13 Phil's Phaves" "I don't understand." "How could Cattleman's get a B-minus?" "Well, dad, maybe if you applied yourself, your grades would be higher." "Boys, this is serious." "Why don't the dancing babies like our restaurant?" "According to the review, this Phil guy thought the food was okay, but the ambiance was a bit dull." "Dull?" "Dull?" "As in boring?" "Repetitive?" "Dull?" "That's impossible." "I make sure Cattleman's is the funnest restaurant in town!" "At least it's only on the Internet." "It's not somewhere important like a newspaper or shopping bag." "I mean, how many people could've seen it?" "According to the counter, 149." "What?" "!" "Our reputation is at stake." "Evan, write the Internet." "Tell them to take that grade down!" "It's not that easy, but there is a button to contact the webmaster." " Yes." "Do that." " Okay." "Ask Phil to give us another chance." "Like the real Cattlemen of the old west, we need to defend our restaurant against enemy attack." "According to this, most Cattlemen were killed by poor sanitation." "No more computer for today!" ""Liquid swords" might be the best solo Wu-Tang album ever." "You think it's better than ODB's solo album?" "Well, better than the clean for sure, not the dirty." "That's 'cause they don't call him ol' clean bastard." "Alison, get your butt in gear!" "The longer you wait, the faster I have to drive, and you know that we don't have seatbelts!" "I wish I could keep rapping with you, girl." "Why don't you give me a call?" "On the phone?" "Of course, silly." "My number's easy to remember." "It's 407-555-corn." "I figured it out one day." "Hi, Eddie." "Hi, Reba." "I told a joke during morning announcements that I thought you would like." "Did you hear it?" "Good morning, students." "Quick question... what kind of bees give milk?" "Boo-bees." "Reba!" "Just announce that P.E. Is indoors today!" "Sorry." "I missed it." "I like that you went there, though." "Um, is that my face on your trapper keeper?" "Yep." "You know I have a girlfriend, right?" " Alison." " I know." "I call next." "Ri-i-ight." "See you, Reba." "I hate to see him go, but I love to watch his butt." "Are you still on the computer?" "I want to work on my keyboarding." "We need to monitor how many people are seeing this stain on our reputation." "Luckily, it's holding steady at 149." "You wouldn't be able to tell unless you hit the refresh button." "Refresh button?" "It went up to 154!" "Oh, what if one of my enemies saw it?" "Or Pete Sampras?" "Have you checked your e-mail to see if they wrote back?" "Mail?" "At this time of night?" "You've got mail." "Well, of course it's a white guy." "Phil wrote back." "He says he'll give us another chance." "He's coming back to the restaurant on Wednesday." "Okay, this is our shot at redemption." "We need to make sure Cattleman's Ranch is funner than it's ever been..." "Even if it means replacing every "c" with a backward "k."" "Four..." "Hello." "'Sup?" "555-c-o-r-n." "Hello?" "Hello." "Who's this?" "Dad?" "Sweetie?" "Hello?" "Is someone on the phone?" "Hello." "Who's this?" "This is Louis Huang." "Who's this?" "This is Gary Olsen." "Gary Olsen?" "That was a disaster." "I know." "I was listening." "I hate talking on the phone." "She can't see me, and I'm like 80% body language." "She doesn't know if I'm like, "what's happening?"" "Or if I'm like, "what's happening?"" "So, what are you gonna do?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna make her a dope-ass mixtape!" "It'll do the talking for me!" "That's a great idea, Eddie." "Yo, girl." "This is your boy, E-Money..." "Notorious E.I.G..." "E to the M.C.-Squared." "What's up, physics?" "For the next 90 minutes," "I'm gonna make you an audio love nest, 'cause, girl, if you're feeling this..." "Look at these fun hens just sitting here, sunglasses on, ready for the beach." "Festive hens, new staff uniforms, googly eyes on the toothpick dispenser..." "No way Phil can call us dull." "Uh, Mitch?" "Yeah?" "Your new comically small hat isn't askew enough." "It's supposed to be sitting on your head at a jaunty angle." "That angle is not jaunty." "Jauntier." "Jauntier." "Jaunty." "Hey, hey." "Hello?" "Down here." "Phillip Goldstein, what are you doing here?" "I have a reservation." "It's under Phil..." "As in "Phil's Phaves."" "And I would like to sit as far away from the bear as possible." "Phillip Goldstein, the Chinese-Jewish boy who abandoned our son at the Beastie Boys concert." "I sleep well at night, if that's your next question." "Of course you sleep well." "You're a child!" "I thought Phil was an adult." "Probably because my writing style is straightforward and concise, like a man's." "Well, whatever our differences, it is a relief to find out it's you, just like you're finding out that this is our restaurant." "So you can gahead and change your review." "Why would I do that?" "Well, you know... _" "I actually don't understand Chinese, but I do understand good service." "Do I have to seat myself?" "More iced tea?" " No, thank you." " Okay." "Um, that crayon looks stubby." "Here." "Let me get you some fresh points." "No, those are fine!" "Are you enjoying your "khikken" nuggets?" "We changed all the c's to k's." "It's just a little fun thing we do." "Oh, I thought that was a typo." "This is ridiculous." "He's just gonna give us a bad review anyway." "I would never let our personal history color my review." "Oh." "Mm." "That said, I'm bumping you down to a c-plus." "A c-plus?" "!" "Did you see the sunglasses on the hens?" "I didn't, because your staff was surrounding me at every moment... refilling my mug, taking my crayons." "It was a nightmare!" "Nuggets were good, though." "And that's why I say that Marky Mark is the nucleus of the funky bunch." "Huh?" "I made you something." "You did?" "What is it?" "After class." "All right, now to turn our attention from the subatomic world to the state-mandated, although not state-funded, unit on dissection." "Namely..." "Rocks?" "No." "Oysters." "Unfortunately, it wasn't until I got to the supermarket that I realized how expensive these suckers are, so we're gonna have to pair off two to an oyster." "Yeah." "Like Marky Mark, let's do the unexpected." "Alison, you can partner with Ned." "Eddie, you're with Reba." "No." "You're in my station." "Hi, Eddie." "This is gonna be fun." "For who?" "I understand." "You're too gentle to dissect a living creature." "But lucky for us, I don't give an "elf."" "I'll fill out your dissection journal for you." "All right." "Let's see what's under the hood." "Cattleman's Ranch is our livelihood." "So you can understand our concern when we found your son's website." "Oh, I do understand." "I am so sorry about Phillip's review." "Great." "So you'll take it down?" "Oh, no, I can't do that." "Phillip's father and I have been teaching him about journalistic integrity from our years working at Mother Jones." "Miteh, haust du gizane mana..." "Oy." "Oh, uh, Phillip, don't be rude." "No yiddish in front of the goyim." "Only one Chinese boy can tarnish the Huang family name, and that's Eddie." "Please take down your website!" "I can't do that." "It's called integrity, madam." " But I just want you..." " W-we understand." "Thanks for hearing us out." "We'll be on our way." "May I just use your restroom first?" "I didn't really go to the bathroom." "Is that their computer mouse?" "Yes." "I've crippled his access to the Internet." "I've shut him down." "You're a genius." "Eddie, it's for you!" "It's a girl!" "Alison?" "Don't worry." "It's not her." "Reba?" "I got your mixtape, and I love you, too!" "Oh, da-a-mn." "Evan?" "!" "No." "Reba?" "Egg-salad Reba?" "Why don't you just tell her the mixtape wasn't for her?" "I tried." "Reba, I made that mixtape for Alison, not for you." "I understand." "You're unhappy in your relationship, and you don't know how to get out." "I'll talk to Alison for you." "No!" "I mean, I'll do it." "Like what sisters with voices said on your mixtape," "You put sisters with voices on there?" "It's a good-ass song." "Good morning, students!" "To the mix master supreme who taught me the way to a woman's heart is through her ear holes." "Hi, Eddie!" "A big shoutout to my new boyfriend..." "Tell the firemen I know how busy they are and I'm sorry!" "I don't understand." "How did Phillip update it?" "Taking his mouse doesn't make his website disappear." "But he has no way to control the little hand." "There's only one thing to do." "Evan, I'm extending your bedtime." "But why?" "!" "I need you to make me a website." "I can't believe" "Our luck is finally turning around." "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this." "Why not?" "Phillip rates our restaurant." "We rate Phillip." "Personality... "f."" "Wardrobe... "f."" "Table manners... "c."" "He used his salad fork properly." "Grudging respect." "Mm." "This is like teasing someone but on the computer." "It's like we're..." "E-vigilantes, because we're dishing out justice and clearing our name." "If Trent hadn't pulled that fire alarm," "Alison would think I had a honey on the side." "This Reba girl's out of control." "Eddie, you can clear this whole thing up if you just call Alison." "No." "Not gonna happen." "I need to look my woman in the eye like a snake charmer." "So what are you gonna do?" "If a good mixtape can make Reba think I love her, then a bad mixtape can scare her away!" "I'm a genius!" "Emery, get out." "You're in my room." "Oh." "Hey." "I got all the lamest CDs from my dad's collection..." "Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin's solo album, the soundtrack from the movie "Arthur."" "Oh, thanks." "These are perfect, Nicole." "Weird choices for a mixtape." "Well, it's kind of an anti-mixtape." "Oh, a nixtape." "Been there." "You trying to get rid of Alison?" "No." "Alison is dope." "It's this other girl." "You know, it's a long story." "So, how's what's-his-name?" "Hot Chris?" "He's hot." "He did this Forrest Gump impression the other day." "It was hilarious." "Lieutenant Dan," "I got you ice cream." "Well, I better get going." "For the record, you never made me a mixtape." "No sign of him yet?" "He'll show." "Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Huang." "Well, how did you get in here?" "Through the kitchen." "In keeping with your barn theme, the door was open." "It's a ranch!" "I want you to take down" "What's that?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Maybe one of Cattleman's loyal customers made it after you slandered us on the Internet." "But who knows?" "Maybe if you take down your bad review, that site will magically disappear." "Obviously you don't understand how magic works." "Oh, and you do?" "He just carries those around?" "I keep underestimating him." "I have some bad news." "Apparently a cat got into the storage room last night and ate up all the oyster cadavers." "So, project complete." "Yes!" "Hey, Reba," "I made you a new mixtape." "So prolific." "You're like the Stephen King of love." "Eddie!" "Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class?" ""The real me"?" "It's a tape." "Huh." "I guess there's no way of knowing..." "You could put it in the tape deck you used to teach us about the doppler effect." "That's a very good idea, Ned." "Let's do that." " Yo, Reba..." " Reba?" "!" "This is what I listen to when I clean my ears." "Ew." "Enigma, get the wax out." "Thank you for coming to this emergency parent meeting." "Unfortunately, there's a new threat targeting our students in our libraries, on our desktops, in our homes." "It's called..." "Compu-teasing." "Uh-oh." "Compu-teasing..." "What's that?" "It's like a crank call, but on a computer, and anyone can listen in." "And sadly, one of our students has already fallen victim." "He's still into drama." "My name is Phillip Goldstein." "I used to enjoy posting restaurant reviews on my Internet website." "But ever since I found a page compu-teasing me," "I've been too scared to use my computer." "You're doing great, Phillip." "I have my suspicions about who's behind the teasing, but without proof, I won't accuse anyone." "They can insult me all they want, but I won't let them take my integrity." "That makes me love him even more." "That makes me want to kill whoever's hurting him." "Officer Bryson?" "He called the cops?" "The Orlando Police Department takes every threat seriously." "So we've created the city's first cyber-crime division, headed up by Peter." "With Peter's help, we will track down" "Phillip's compu-teasers and bring them to justice." "Rest assured, we will not stop." "They're just trying to scare us." "They got nothing." "They got nothing." "According to our research, the website was made on a gateway computer." "He bought it!" "He bought the computer!" "Uh, what?" "No!" "It was her idea to do the website." "Wait." "Are you saying you're the compu-teasers?" "No." "We're e-vigilantes." "He said Cattleman's Ranch was dull." "You know me." "You all know me." "I am fun." "I am fun, damn it!" "Great work, Peter." "Hey, Eddie." "You okay?" "I heard what happened." "My life is ruined." "I'll be lucky if Alison ever speaks to me again." "Eddie, just talk to her." "Just call her." "Hello?" "Hi, Reba." "It's me, Eddie." "Look, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you." "You embarrassed yourself." "Trying to discourage me with some cornball mixtape." "I know I come on a little strong, but you know what?" "That's who I am." "And if you can't handle that, we're never gonna work." "Find yourself, boy." "Reba." "Hello?" "Hey, Alison." "It's Eddie." "Don't hang up." "I'm..." "Sorry." "This whole thing happened because I was too afraid to talk to you on the phone." "I mean, Eddie, nothing you say is gonna..." "Eddie." "And that's why I'm doing this special live apology mix, just for you." "And, girl, I'm hoping you'll say..." "This isn't gonna make..." "Kid can make a mixtape." "The hell?" "Where's the computer?" "!" "We put it away after being publicly shamed in front of Eddie's entire school." "We won't have time for it anyway, what with the 100 hours of community service we have to do." "You'll sign me in, right?" "But you just spent all that money on it." "Well, the good thing about computers is they last forever." "We'll hook it back up in a few years" " when you boys are older." " Once the heat dies down." "But I just enrolled in the University of Phoenix." "I'm minoring in nursing!"

"Space, the final frontier." "These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise." "Its five-year mission:" "to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilisations, to boldly go where no man has gone before." "Captain's Log, Stardate 5392.4." "The Enterprise has been assigned to escort two robot grain ships to Sherman's Planet, which has been struck by crop failures and famine." "This shipment of seed grain, quintotriticale, is necessary to the survival of the colonists." "We are breaking course to Sherman's Planet to investigate what appears to be a Klingon battle cruiser pursuing some kind of smaller ship." "Observation may confirm a rumour that the Klingons have a new weapon, type so far unknown." "Captain, it is a Klingon ship." "Rapidly closing on its target." "Sensors indicate the smaller vessel is a one-man scout ship of common design." "They're firing on him." "Klingon battle cruiser, identify yourself." "Ahead, warp factor 6." "Scotty, lock the transporter on that small vessel." "We're going to rescue that pilot." "Aye, aye, Captain." "Locking on." "Open hailing frequencies." "Klingon battle cruiser, identify yourself." "You are violating Federation space." "Identify yourself." "Stop firing on scout ship." "Arm all phasers." "Deflector shields up." "Phasers armed." "Shields up." "Ahead, warp factor 8." "Klingon battle cruiser, identify yourself." "They got him." "Scotty, have you got that pilot yet?" "l don't know, sir." "That Klingon..." "That blast decalibrated the integration parameters." "Captain." "The new weapon." "Spock?" "Some kind of field effect, Captain." "It will hit us in precisely four seconds." "It produces a most remarkable..." "Disruption." "Now, what..." "Our engines are dead." "Captain, we have been hit by a kind of projected stasis field." "Our matter-antimatter generators are disabled." "We are paralysed." "Fire phasers." "The phasers don't work, sir." "The photon torpedoes will not respond, either." "The stasis field disables all higher-order field and warp functions." "Well, we could always throw rocks." "This new Klingon weapon must be one of surprising power if it can immobilize a starship." "The energy drain on the Klingon ship would be enormous." "Scotty, did you get that pilot?" "l got him in the beam, sir, but I can't integrate him." "The system's been discoordinated." "Captain, I have a message coming in, sir." "Put it on the view screen." "Captain Kirk." "Release my ship." "I'd be delighted to, Captain Kirk, if you will turn over the pilot of the little ship." "That ship was a Federation-built craft." "The pilot is under our protection." "He has committed ecological sabotage." "If I have to take him by force, I will." "The first Klingon to step aboard this ship will be the last Klingon." "Full-security alert, Mr Spock." "I'm afraid, Captain Kirk, you'll find your phasers no longer work, nor any of your weapons." "Mr Spock, I'm losing contact with our robot ships." "They're not held by the stasis field and they're moving out of range." "What was that?" "Lieutenant, cut off that frequency." "Yes, sir." "The robot ships, they're moving off." "They still have power?" "We still control them?" "Affirmative, sir." "Bring them back, Mr Sulu." "Have them ram the Klingon ship." "Captain, you can't afford to lose that grain." "I can afford even less to lose the Enterprise." "Open the hailing frequency again, Lieutenant." "Captain Koloth." "I'm going to give you one last chance to release the Enterprise." "You're going to give me one chance?" "It won't work, Captain Kirk." "It will work." "Or he'd still be gloating." "Bring the robot ships in from two different angles, Mr Sulu." "Incredible." "The amount of energy that field must require." "They couldn't maintain the stasis field." "Keep your phasers locked on target, Mr Sulu." "Hold your fire until they fire first." "Aye, sir." "Phasers locked on." "Apparently their battle capacity is down." "They only damaged it." "They're veering off." "Sensors indicate their power cells are almost exhausted." "They probably don't have the strength for a prolonged battle now." "Scotty, can you integrate that pilot now?" "l think so, Captain." "We'll be right there." "Call McCoy to the Transporter Room." "Spock." "Have you got him?" "Just putting him together now, sir." "I think we know that man." "lt appears to be..." "l don't want to think about it." "Cyrano Jones." "And he's got tribbles with him." "Tribbles." "Captain's Log, supplemental." "Our rescue effort has given us some knowledge of the new Klingon weapon and the presence of Cyrano Jones, intergalactic trader and general nuisance." "Captain Kirk." "Friend Kirk." "Seal off the area, Ensign." "You know the law about transporting animals proven harmful." "Captain, these are safe tribbles." "There's no such thing as a safe tribble." "A safe tribble would be a contradiction in terms." "Tribbles are well known for their proclivities in multiplication." "And they breed fast, too." "And that's why these tribbles are safe." "They don't reproduce." "Don't reproduce?" "I've had them genetically engineered for compatibility with humanoid ecologies." "See how friendly and lovable they are?" "And not a baby in the bunch." "They're great pets and profitable, too." "Jones, how did you get away from Space Station K-7?" "You were supposed to clean up all the tribbles there." "Oh, well, I managed a short parole." "I found some help." "This is a tribble predator." "It's called a glommer." "Watch." "Well, at least it's neat." "Why were the Klingons chasing you, Jones?" "How should I know?" "Klingons have notoriously bad tempers." "That may be true, but they rarely enter Federation space and fire on Federation vessels without reason." "They did mention ecological sabotage." "Me?" "A saboteur?" "Ridiculous." "Captain Koloth was pretty emphatic." "It was such a little thing." "I can't understand at all why they got upset." "What did you do?" "I only sold them some tribbles." "You sold tribbles on a Klingon planet?" "Well, I didn't know it was a Klingon planet." "Tribbles don't like Klingons." "That should have given you some clue." "Klingons like tribbles even less." "It was lucky you came along and saved me when you did, Friend Kirk." "I couldn't have outrun them much longer." "According to our computer files, Jones, you are in violation of three Federation mandates and 47 local ones." "You're confined until we complete our mission." "Then we'll turn you over to the proper authorities." "Captain, couldn't we talk this over?" "I didn't think so." "Jim, Cyrano Jones is right." "These tribbles don't reproduce." "They just get fat." "I don't think we have anything to worry about." "Not about tribbles anyway." "I am concerned about that new Klingon weapon." "It is an energy-sapping field of great strength, Captain." "It immobilizes a starship and its weapons capability." "But apparently, it also immobilizes the attacking ship's abilities at the same time." "Aye, and if that's true, then it's a weapon that leaves them as helpless as it does us." "I believe I just said that, Mr Scott." "The practical advantages of such a weapon would seem to be limited." "Perhaps, but there are logical applications." "The key question is, how long does it take them to recharge?" "They will probably attack us again as soon as they are back up to power." "And they will probably begin by destroying the other robot ship to prevent us from repeating the same trick." "They want Cyrano Jones very badly." "He really doesn't seem the saboteur type, Jim." "Yes." "Status report on the damaged grain ship, Scotty?" "Well, sir, we've managed to transfer all the grain aboard, but it severely limits us." "We filled the shuttlecraft hangars, all our extra holds, and we've even got containers of that wheat, that quintotriticale, in the corridors of the ship." "And then we've got that other robot ship to escort, too." "I don't like it at all, sir." "Nor do I, Mr Scott, but we've got to do it." "Sherman's Planet needs that grain desperately." "Aye, sir, but we've got tribbles on the ship, quintotriticale in the corridors, Klingons in the quadrant." "It can ruin your whole day, sir." "Captain, sensors are picking up a Klingon battle cruiser." "Deflector shields up." "Stand by phasers." "How fat do these things get?" "Klingon ship approaching rapidly." "Within phaser range in 30 seconds." "Obviously, they can recharge their power in a matter of hours." "Use the robot ship as a decoy." "Have it change course and move off." "We'll use it again to give the Klingons trouble." "They can't control more than one ship at a time with their stasis field." "Beginning evasive manoeuvres." "The Klingon seems to be veering off." "My mistake, Captain." "They were not veering off." "They were attacking the grain ship." "But they didn't destroy it." "They only wrecked the propulsion units." "They left the cargo intact." "Captain Koloth is quite a marksman." "They've changed course." "They're coming in again." "Ready phasers." "Phasers armed and ready, sir." "Photon torpedoes." "Fire one." "Photon torpedoes." "Fire one." "They're running away." "Very odd." "They did not use their stasis weapon at all." "Perhaps they haven't had enough time to recharge it." "Or the purpose of the attack was something else." "They disabled the robot ship." "Scotty, put a tractor beam on it." "We'll take it in tow." "Captain, that could be exactly what they want us to do." "Tow the robot and limit our available power." "We're carrying the extra mass of the first ship's cargo, and now we have the second one in tow." "That requires a great deal of power we won't be able to use in battle." "That seems logical." "Thank you." "Well, Mr Spock, do you have any ideas?" "We could always throw tribbles at them." "I thought Vulcans didn't have a sense of humour." "We don't, Captain." "Captain, we've got broken cargo containers in all the corridors." "And the tribbles are eating the grain." "Get Cyrano Jones up here." "Aye, sir." "Any sign of Captain Koloth's ship?" "Nothing, sir." "Keep scanning." "Captain Kirk, what can I do for you?" "Some Spican flame gems perhaps?" "Your tribbles are all over my ship." "My security men can't find them all." "You need better security men, Captain." "Mr Jones, you are in enough trouble already." "Captain, a harmless, little tribble." "What can they hurt?" "Harmless, maybe." "Little?" "In any case, they're eating the quintotriticale." "The what?" "The wheat!" "They're hungry, Captain." "So are the people on Sherman's Planet." "A little tribble doesn't eat much, a big tribble does." "And these are growing." "Jones, is this the ecological sabotage the Klingons are so mad about?" "Captain, the Klingons are coming back." "Speak of the devil." "Jim, there's something about these tribbles." "Later, Bones." "Mr Sulu, release the robot ship." "We'll swing back and pick it up later." "Deflector shields up." "Stand by photon torpedoes." "And all noncombatants off the Bridge." "Captain's Log, supplemental." "The Klingon ship under command of Captain Koloth is forcing us into a battle for custody of Cyrano Jones for reasons still unknown." "Contact in 30 seconds." "Ready photon torpedoes." "Fire one." "One fired." "That's done it." "We're caught." "Message coming in, sir." "Captain Kirk, we'll take control of your ship now." "Not if I can help it." "I want your prisoner." "Much as I hate to admit it, Captain Koloth," "Cyrano Jones is a citizen of the Federation and entitled to Federation protection." "I must, much as it pains me, refuse your request." "It is not a request." "Don't force me to take steps that we will both regret." "Close channel, Lieutenant." "With pleasure, sir." "Aren't you going to sit down, sir?" "l think I'll stand." "implement Boarding Plan C." "Yes, sir." "Mr Scott, we're going to implement Emergency Defence Plan B." "Plan B, sir?" "Mr Spock suggested it." "Emergency Plan B complete, sir." "Opening hailing frequencies, Lieutenant." "Captain Koloth, are you ready to release my ship?" "Release your ship?" "Kirk, you are monotonous." "You don't know yet, do you?" "Know what?" "That we have immobilized your ship worse than you have immobilized ours." "I doubt that." "Our instruments report nothing except some undue transporter activity and..." "Kirk?" "Tribbles?" "Tribbles." "Kirk, Cyrano Jones took a Klingon genetic construct, an artificial creature from one of our planets." "We must have it back." "It was designed to be a tribble predator." "We are prepared to go to war if we have to." "You must have others." "This was the first one, Kirk." "We need it in order to grow others from it." "We need it to get rid of the tribbles Jones sold before they completely overrun the planet." "And that's all you want?" "Jones is not that important." "We must have the glommer." "Oh, well, if that's all." "Mr Scott, transport the glommer over to the Klingon ship." "Aye, sir." "You can't do this to me." "Under space salvage laws, he's mine." "A planetary surface is not covered by space salvage laws." "But if you want the little beastie that bad, Mr Jones, we'll transport you over with it." "I withdraw my claim." "Well, at least we can report the stasis field is not as effective a weapon as we thought." "The power drain is too high and takes too long for the Klingon ship to recover to make it practical." "Agreed, Captain." "Tribbles appear to be a much more effective weapon." "Jones' genetic engineering was very slipshod, Jim." "He may have kept the tribbles from reproducing, but he didn't slow down their metabolism." "You see, they're not just giant tribbles, they're colonies." "Captain, the engine room is filled with tribble." "Well, we can do something about that." "Attack." "He did it to us again!" "That tinplated, overbearing excuse for a starship captain did it to us again." "Blast that thing." "Any other orders, sir?" "Yes." "Don't do that again." "Ever." "A simple shot of neoethylene will fix everything." "The tribble colonies will break down into their individual units with a slower metabolic rate." "And these really will be safe tribbles now." "What about the Klingons?" "Well, unless they treat their tribbles, too, that ship isn't going to be big enough for all of them." "Say, you didn't get this one, Bones." "Oh, yes I did." "But it hasn't..." "Someday I'll learn." "Aye, Captain." "But you've got to admit, if we've got to have tribbles, it's best if all our tribbles are little ones."

"The following program is brought to you in living color on NBC." "I'm going up to my room for a few minutes." " All right, Marge." " See you later, boys." "Hi, hon." "Can I have my key?" "J.D. Hi, hon." "I thought you were coming into town the middle of the week." "Uh... afternoon, ma'am." " Well, what do you think?" " I think we need to have a beer." "No, no, no." "I mean..." "I mean about her." "About who?" "What are you talking about?" "My girl." " You mean that was your girl?" " Mm-hmm." "Oh, ain't she wonderful, hmm?" "That... that's Margie, the one you're going to bring out to supper?" "Mm-hmm." "You didn't even act like you knew her!" "Yeah, yeah, I know, it... sometimes happens to me when I get around her." "I don't know, I just kind of get all tied up inside." "Boy, ain't she something though, hmm?" "Uh, Joe, uh, better give us three beers." "Whoa!" "Hold!" "Whoa!" "All right, my man, let's get that package off of there." "You can't keep the Duke waiting, you know." "Disgustingly provincial." "Oh, come off it." "Come on, now, let's get a move on with that baggage." "I thank you." "Ah, there you are, my man." "You have reservations for the Duke of London and his entourage?" "Let's have a little service now." "Oh, madam... your hand." "Hmm?" "I kiss the hand of the most beautiful, uh... lady I've seen since I've been in this beastly country." "Here, here." "Hold your horses now, Dukie." "It's the men what pays our wages and it's the ladies what takes them away." "You understand?" "Come on, let's go in the pub." "Me gullet's fair crying out for a nip." " Joe, set up some drinks for the boys. " "Did Adam come in with you?" "No, left a couple days ago, Roy." "He had to make a little trip to San Francisco." "Make way for the Duke of London!" "All right, you blokes, now, out of the way." "Give the Duke some elbow room." "Drinks for the house." "You'll have to get in line, stranger." "Drinks are bought for this round." "The Duke of London waits for no one." "Come, fellow, a bottle." "You... a drink on the Duke of London." "I'm sorry, mister, but Little Joe already bought me a drink." "Gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?" "The Duke of London," "Champion of the British Empire, on a world tour, challenges all comers." "Any man who stands four rounds will be paid $500 American money." "Do you dare, Yankees?" "Yankees-- a nation of dolts and cowards." "Oh, knock it, Bobo." "We'll take a pound or two from 'em, don't you worry." "You know, you really showed that crowd something down there." "You was real prime." "Look at this filthy place." "Virginia City-- nothing but a foul pigpen." "Ah, come off it." "We've seen worse, although I must say, I have never tasted such bad whiskey." "Oh, what I wouldn't give for some good ol' London ale." "You and your liquor." "Can't you stop guzzling even for a moment?" "Why should I?" "Every man to his own sin, I say." "You could hardly call yourself a man." "You're like the rest of these donkeys around here who have to wear guns to protect themselves." "We'll have to be extremely lucky to get a fight in this town." "Ah... you just keep on playing the game, Bobo." "We'll get our fight." "You know, you've got a knack, you have." "I have never known of any one man who could get so many other men hating him in such a short time." "You're a marvel, that's what you are, and you know, when they hate you enough, that's when we get our fight, so you go on being your own natural self." "You drunken sot." "Ah, you can call me names, Bobo, but you can't escape me." "Oh, will you shut up?" "Oh, I know you too well." "Every time you get like this, it's because of some skirt." "It wouldn't be the little barmaid you took a fancy to, now, would it?" "You don't suppose she's out playing a little slap and tickle with one of these here American cowboys while the handsome Duke of London is pacing up and down the floor, now, do you?" "Now, you leave the women to me because I handle them a lot better than you handle this filthy rubbish you are drinking." "Gee, you know, this is..." "this is just great." "I mean, it's just wonderful of you, Mr. Cartwright, to-to go to all this trouble inviting me out for supper and everything." "We're very happy to have the opportunity of making your acquaintance, Miss Fuller." "J.D. talks so much about you." "Uh, will you have some dessert?" "Hmm?" "Oh, uh, yeah, thanks." "Uh... oh, a-an-and just call me Marge." "Uh, everybody does." "Oh." "Uh, honey, do you want some pie?" "No, thanks, sir--I mean, ma'am." "Well, you boys had quite a time in town, didn't you?" "This prizefighter-- what did you say his name was?" "Uh, the Duke of London, Pa." "I ain't never seen a duke before, but if they're all like that feller," "I don't never care nothing about seeing another one." "I wish you'd been along with us, Pa." "This man makes more enemies just walking into a room than anybody I ever saw in my life." "Well, you boys did right to ignore him." "Well, you should have seen what he did to me, Mr. Cartwright." "He stopped me right in the middle of the lobby and grabbed my hand and kissed it." "Well, if I'd have known that, I'd have taken a wallop at him." "Well, J.D., hand kissing in Europe is quite common." "Probably just a gesture." "Not the way he did it, it wasn't." "He looked at me like he owned me or something." "Yeah, I should have walloped him." "I'm afraid you wouldn't have stood much of a chance, J.D." "The man is a professional prizefighter." "Do you know, his fists are considered lethal weapons by law?" "Well, I got a couple of lethal weapons of my own." "Now, you hold on there." "Don't you get any big ideas." "Just because you're big and strong doesn't mean that you're a match for a professional prizefighter." "Just stay away from this Duke or whatever it is that he calls himself." "No amateur can stand up to a professional." "Just keep out of his way." "I'm afraid we're not being very polite to our guest." "Oh, that's all right, don't mind me." "I kind of enjoy it, talking about him." "I sure never met a man like him before, and I've met a lot of 'em." "You sure got a nice place here." "You know, I..." "I never lived in a house in all my life." "Me neither." "You will, J.D." "Whenever you get married, uh, you'll take over the house down by the forks." "J.D., why don't you take Marge outside, show her around the place?" "Could we, J.D.?" "I'd love to see it." "Well, it's pretty dark out there;" "I don't know what she could see." "Well, there's a full moon." "She ought to be able to see enough." "You go ahead; the boys will clean up the dishes." "Clean up the dishes?" "Oh, oh." "Yeah, yeah." "You-you go ahead, J.D." "Well, uh, okay." "Oh." "I thought I was going to bust out laughing right in front of the both of them." "Me, too, Joe." "Old J.D.'s collar was so tight," " I thought his eyes were gonna pop out." "Yeah." "Thing I can't figure out is how J.D. ever got up enough nerve to talk to her in the first place." "A gal like that usually starts a conversation herself, Pa." "A girl like what?" "Well, I-I mean, she's, uh... well, she's a dance hall girl." "I thought she was very nice." "What did you think, Hoss?" "I..." "I thought she was very nice." "Hey, now, wait a minute, I didn't say" "I didn't think she was very nice." "Pa, it's... it's just that old J.D. and her just don't seem to go together for some reason or other." "I don't know." "That's right, that's all I meant by it, Pa." "You know how J.D. is-- he's so shy and everything, and, I don't know, I just don't think it'll ever work out." "It'll work out... if he loves her." " J.D." " Huh?" "Honey, are you afraid of me?" "No, ma'am, of course not." "Uh, now, over there, that's the smokehouse." "See it, right...?" "Uh, you can just see the smoke there coming out of the... smokehouse." "Well, if you're not afraid of me, then why don't you look at me when you talk to me?" "Well, I was looking at the smokehouse." " It's right o... right o..." " J.D., ju... turn around and look at me." "Yes, ma'am." "Now, that's better." "You know, I, um..." "I liked what you said in there," "I mean, about being willing to fight the Englishman over me." "It was a real nice thing to say." "Well, I don't think fellows ought to go around kissing girls when... well," "I mean, if they're not..." "You know, sometimes a girl doesn't mind being kissed." "Well, if you liked it, that's... that's your business, but those flashy guys always seem to fool the women, but he don't fool me." "I wasn't talking about him, J.D., but at least he wasn't afraid." "Well, you think I am?" "I'm willing to try and find out." "Well, I may not be as fancy as that big bag of wind, but I ain't afraid of anything, including him." "I bet you're afraid to kiss a girl." "Yeah?" "Mm-hmm." "Well, are you?" "No, I'm not." "I mean, when I find a girl I want to kiss, she's going to get good and kissed." "Oh!" "I'll get the buggy." "Ah." "I guess Pa was right." "J.D. is in love with her." "How you know?" "Well, if he wasn't, he would have kissed her." "Joe, that don't make sense." "Now, look, Hoss, I know you're older than I am, but there's certain things" "I've had a little more experience in than you have." "And this just happens to be one of them." "Yeah." "I'll bet you he kisses her on the way home." "Ah." "Oh, he'll-he'll try to kiss her." "She's not gonna let him." "Dag-burn it, Joe, that just don't make sense." "Now, Mr. Duke..." "One does not address a duke as "mister," now does one?" "I'm not anxious to address you in any way, shape or form." " I just want to warn you that..." " About what?" "!" "I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself..." "Constable." "Now, we don't address a sheriff as a constable, now, do we?" "I just want to point out that as a professional fighter, if you use your fists on anyone," "I'm going to jail you for assault with a deadly weapon." "Oh, then, in the event that I am attacked," "I will not even be allowed to defend myself?" "Now, you know better than that." "Besides, I have a feeling that nobody around here is going to be foolish enough to try a thing like that." "So I suggest you just move on your way." "Is there anything else before you leave?" "I think that'll be enough." "Still waiting, eh, Bobo?" "Maybe she ain't coming home tonight." "Oh." "Now you're giving me the silent treatment." "First you knock me about, then you act as if I wasn't here." "Well, I am here, Bobo, and you know I'm here." "And when you need me, I'll be working late in me office." "In other words, in the pub." "Marge..." "I-I..." "I don't know what... what came over me." "I'm just..." "I-I'm sorry it happened." "It's all right, Mr. Lambert." "It's forgotten." "Well, look, look, I..." "I don't blame you for slapping me." "I..." "I had it coming." "But, well, you looked so..." "so pretty there with the moonlight in your hair." "I just, all of a sudden, had to kiss you, Marge." "I'm..." "I'm..." "You clumsy fool." "You stupid oaf." "How dare you even address this lady?" "Come on, J.D. Come on." "You scum, you coward, you yellow-belly!" "How very brave you are, with a gun pointed at someone who is completely unarmed." "Your bravery overwhelms me to such a point that I can no longer tolerate the sight of you." "Well, come, my good fellow." "Are you not going to pull the trigger?" "J.D., don't-don't get mixed up with him." "Go on home." "Fair fight!" "He hit him first." "Now, you all saw it." "The Yank hit him first!" "It's a fair fight." "All right, all right!" "You saw what happened." "Surely you have a better man in Virginia City!" "J.D. Honey..." "And if you haven't, I suggest you send for one, because the champion here expects to have a fight in this fair town of yours." "Somebody get a doctor." "He's hurt bad." "Hank, you and Mike take him over to Doc, will you?" "So, you found one, eh?" "After I told you the law." "Well, you're going to the calaboose." "Oh, no, he ain't." "The Yank hit him first." "Every bloke here saw it." "Is that right, Joe?" "Yeah, that's right." "J.D. hit him first." "You had better get these laundered." "No hard feelings, Sheriff." "Come on in, and I'll buy you a drink." "I'm sorry you couldn't have seen me up against a more worthy opponent." "One could hardly call it a fight, could one?" "Of course, I could, uh, tell from the outset that you were a woman who, uh, needed a man, not a boy." "Well, now you've found one." "The doctor said he never saw so much damage done by a man's fist." "And you know the funny thing?" "The boys that saw it said it looked like he was just tapping him." "I'll tell you something else, too." "J.D. ain't the easiest man in the world to take." "I've seen him take three miners, one night in Virginia City, single-handed." "Roy, what started it?" "Well, from what I understand, it was that girl Marge." "The man's a professional." "He ought to be jailed!" "But J.D. took the first swing." "Well, it was good of that very nice girl to let him get his head knocked off on her behalf." "I don't care if J.D. did swing first." "I'll guarantee you he didn't start it." " Come on, Joe." " All right." "You boys stay right where you are." "Stay right here?" "Look at J.D.!" "Just look at him!" "You want us to stand here and do nothing?" "!" "That's exactly what I want you to do-- stand there and do nothing." "You can't gun down a man for-for defending himself." "Now, J.D. was warned!" "He was warned!" "It's my..." "my fault, Mr. Cartwright." "Don't nobody tackle him." "It..." "It was my fault." "Nobody's going to do that to a friend of ours." "I agree with Joe, Pa." "I don't care who you agree with." "You're staying out of it!" "Oh, Marge..." "Oh, Marge saw it." "She..." "She saw me make a fool of myself." "I..." "I can never see her again." " Pa, I can hurt that man." " No." "If I can get one hand on him." "Boy, if I can get..." "I said no!" "Hoss?" "They say he strikes faster than a rattlesnake!" "Yeah, well, you just wait till I get my hands on him." "Just the point." "He won't hold still long enough!" "Yeah, well, if Hoss can't catch him, the two of us can!" "Just be quiet, both of you." "Now, just be quiet and listen to me!" "Now, first, as I said," "J.D. was warned not to mix with the Duke." "Second, I've seen professional fighters at work." "When I was young-- and that wasn't so long ago" "I thought I was pretty good, too." "Well, one of them showed me how good I was." "That's when this was broken for the first time." "I couldn't think straight for a week!" "But, Pa, I'm bigger than you!" "You may be bigger than I am, but you're no tougher than I was in those days." "A man just wasn't designed to be beaten up the way a prizefighter can do it!" "There's another way and a better way." "Yeah, like what?" "If he's so anxious to have a fight, we'll get him another professional prizefighter to fight with." "Pa, there ain't no professional prizefighters around here nowhere." "No, but I know where there is one." "I'll send a wire to Adam in San Francisco." "There's a fighter there, a great fighter" "Heenan, the Benicia Boy." "We'll pay him to get here as fast as he can." " Roy?" " Yeah?" "If I write out the wire, will you take it into town?" "I'll take it to San Francisco myself if I have to." "Still like to get my hands on that Duke." "Hey, did you hear that, J.D.?" "Gonna-gonna get that Benicia Boy to take care of the Duke." "Yeah." "He's a real champ, J.D." "He'll take care of that Duke." "Marge saw it." "Marge s..." "Marge saw him make a fool of me." "He ain't hearing nothing we're saying." "I'd still like to get my hands on that Duke." "No, we're gonna have to do what Pa said." "Course that don't mean we can't ride into town tomorrow and sort of break the news about the Benicia Boy." "I'd kind of like to see the look on the Duke's face when we tell him that." "Yeah." "Sort of like to see that Duke fella myself." "Now, wait a minute." "No, I said we're gonna break the news to him, not his neck." "Agreed?" "Agreed, little brother." "And another thing." "Where's your dartboard?" "My what?" "!" "Your dartboard!" " Now a pub ain't a pub..." " How is he?" "How's J.D.?" "Oh, a little late to be asking, ain't it?" " Is he all right?" " Oh, yeah, he's fine." "He's got a busted nose, lost a few teeth." "Otherwise, he's feeling just fine." "Ah, he-he ain't too pretty." "It's gonna be a while before he feels like doing any courting again, too." "I know everybody thinks that it's my fault." "Would you take a message to him?" "Would you tell him that I want to see him?" "Oh, I don't think he's going to want to see anybody for a while, especially you." "You'll have to excuse us, ma'am." "We have some business to take care of." "He'll line you up and take you on two at a time, he will-- the whole blinking town." "'Cause there ain't a man, god or demon could whip the Duke." "I trained him from a little whippersnapper," "I did, and he's the greatest." "Got a fist like a rock, and an eye like a hawk." "So bring on your finest." "Well, that's exactly what we intend to do-- bring on the finest." "You?" "You're funnier than that bloke last night!" "No, no, not me, little man." "I'm talking about the Benicia Boy." "Benicia Boy?" "Aw... you're trying to fool old Limey." "You think I'm drunk, so you're playing jokes on me." "No, this ain't no joke, little man." "Well, I can't believe it." "Well, you can believe it." "Benicia Boy Heenan?" "Hey, uh, Joe, it looks like the little man that did all that loud bragging" " ain't so sure of himself now, don't it?" "Yeah." "Hey, it couldn't be that you and the Duke are a little afraid of the Benicia Boy, could it?" "Afraid?" "!" "Oh, that's a rich one!" "Afraid!" "The Duke of London afraid of Benicia Boy?" "You know what?" "We've been chasing him all across the country, and now he gets delivered to us on a silver tray!" "Ha-ha!" "Oh, wait till the Duke hears this bit of news!" "He'll be pleased fit to bust!" "Oh, that's a rich one!" "How about a beer?" "Hmm." "Give me a left again." "Show us the old one-two now." "All right, now come in low." "He sure dances around pretty, don't he?" "Yeah." "Now, whatever you do, don't show them the big wallop." "We got to make them bet on Benicia Boy, remember?" "That's it." "All right, now, jab." "All right, another jab." "That's it." "Oh, Roy." "All right, jab." "You didn't get a telegram from Adam yet, did you?" "Nope." "It's been a week." "Could be the wires are down again." "Oh, no, no, I checked that." "What happens if the Benicia Boy don't show up?" "Oh, please." "Will you fight him yourself?" "Well, the time was when you would." "Yeah, well, this isn't the time." "I'll just have to give him that thousand-dollar purse." "A thousand dollars?" "!" "That's what I had to guarantee him for the fight." "Get those knuckles in there, Bobo." "He kind of holds his fist fancy like, too." "Get those knuckles in there." "Yeah, they could really slice a man to pieces." "Well, he might slice some men to pieces, but he'd have to hit a whole lot harder than that to cut me up." "Yeah, maybe so, but not after a few rounds." "Mm-mm." "Well, I'd sure give a pretty to try him anyhow." "Now, when they come in with a short punch..." "Hey." "Look who came to watch the Duke." "All right, another jab." "J.D.!" "Honey, are you all right?" "I'm, uh..." "I'm fine." "Uh, excuse me, I'm..." "I'm in a hurry." "J.D., how you doing?" "Marge." "Excuse me, Roy." "Marge, what's wrong?" "What's right?" "All you want to do is reach up for something better, and everybody says, "No, you stay in your place."" "Oh, Marge, you know it doesn't matter what people think." "Nothing mattered until J.D." "Looks like that's over, too, doesn't it?" "She sure looked pretty, didn't she?" "Oh, come on, don't tell me you're still sweet on her after what happened?" "Well, it wasn't her fault." "I think that's enough for one day." "I've got something better to do." "Yeah... and I know what it is." "And it's fair asking for trouble." "Women!" "They'll be the death of both of us." "Aw, come on, let's get a beer, huh?" "That feller's just plain ordinary mean." " For two cents, I'd..." " Come on." "Come on, let's go." "No more tears, eh?" "What do you want?" "Oh, there's no need to be coy with me." "I saw you watching the workout." "You get out of here." "Oh, come, my dear." "You might fool the majority of these clods around here, but you don't fool me." "I know you and your kind." "And I know what's bothering you." "Guns!" "You're like all the men in this godforsaken country-- the first thing they turn to is guns." "Let go of me!" "Oh, there's no need to lie to me." "I know you and your kind only too well." "You're trying to be better than you really are, but you can't." "Deep down inside your heart you know you can't, and you know you never will." "What are you laughing at?" "Oh, come on... don't tell me you've never been laughed at by a woman before." "Hold your tongue!" "You won't be laughing when I get through with you." "Let her go, Bobo." "Oh, it's you." "Yes, and it'll always be me." "It happened again, didn't it?" "Another one laughed at you." "I told you it would happen again." "You're through." "I've taken all I'm going to take from you, you despicable little guttersnipe." "J.D.!" "Marge." " Well, what happened?" " It's Duke." "He's beating that poor little man." " He's gonna kill him." " Where are they?" "They're in my room." "He broke into my room." " Come on, Joe." " Right." "I'll be right back." "J.D." "Don't leave me." "Don't ever leave me." "I need you so much." "You need me?" " I need you." " Ah..." "Limey!" "Limey?" "Yeah, I'm in here." "Are you gonna make it, Limey?" "Take it easy, now." "I want you to sit real easy now on the bed." "I'll be all right." " See..." " That's it." "It's just the Duke's way of doing things." "My brother don't always see matters my way." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You wouldn't have guessed it, would you?" "Me and the Duke-- brothers?" "Brothers?" "Yes." "You see, his real name's Clarence Simpson." "Mine's Harry Simpson." "When he was a little tyke, we called him Bobo." "The baby, he was." "Then they put us in one of them homes, but I got us out of there." "Oh, you've no idea how I worked and slaved to put that boy through school." "See, I..." "I wanted to make a gentleman out of him." "I..." "Here." "Limey, you just take it easy." " You might be hurt serious and don't even know it." "No..." "What he said hurts much more than what he done." "He can do without me, he says." "Just don't seem possible that a man could treat his own brother like that." "He's always been the same." "I taught him, you know." "He was going to the dogs, he was." "I made him a boxer." "You see, that... that's how I earned the money to pay for his schooling." "Then when I got too old to fight, I..." "I taught him the trade." "And now he... he says he can do without me." "Maybe you're better off without him, Limey." "I taught him good, too." "I wanted him to be the champ." "And he might be, if he'd only leave the skirts alone." "Did he hurt Marge?" "Well, he would have." "Yes, he would have;" "he's done it before." "Oh, I... might as well face up to it." "He's just no good." "So now I'm through with him, you understand?" "I'm through with him." "He thinks he don't need me?" "He'll find out." "Just let him find out." "Joe, I don't care what Pa says;" "this is too much." "Yeah, first J.D., then Marge, and now this." "Joe." "I'm with you." "Let's go." "Duke?" "Duke!" "Well, well, well, the Cartwright clan." "Have you got the Benicia Boy with you?" "No." "But we brought a message." "Then deliver it and be on your way." "All right." "You wanted a fight." "Well, now, buster, you got it." "I'll take you on for money, marbles or chalk, you just name it." "Ben, I don't like this one little bit." "Well, neither do I, but Hoss challenged him, so the only thing we can do now it to see that everything is conducted properly." "You think Hoss can handle him?" "A match like this?" "I only hope he doesn't get hurt badly." "Here." "You better study these London prize ring rules." "Yeah." "How you feeling, Hoss?" "I feel great, little brother." "Good." "Just lean back, take it easy." "That's it." "$25 on Hoss against $100 on the Duke." "Now, I said I was through with him, and I mean it." "I ain't going near his corner, so help me." "But I got to warn you." "You're going to get hurt mortal bad, boy." "Ah." "I've been hurt before." "Now, don't you worry." "Hoss can take care of himself." "Here, give me some of that four-to-one money on Hoss Cartwright." "$100 on Hoss against $400 on the Duke." "You know, you-you've been very kind to me, my lad." "You can take a tip from me." "You go and try and cover that bet, because you're gonna lose." "Yeah, well, don't you worry." "My brother knows just what he's doing." "Your brother?" "Yeah." "Come on, you feeling all right?" "Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling..." " Let's go." " Hey, wait." "Did you put some of my money on that bet?" "50 bucks." "I'm only half stupid." "Come on." "Hey!" "Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, this match is being held against my will." "Oh, no." "However since it has been joined, it will be conducted fairly and properly according to the London prize ring rules." ""Rounds shall continue" ""until one or both of contestants are down." ""When a man is down," ""his seconds may conduct him to his corner for the rest period."" "Would you like, uh, a second assigned to your corner, sir?" ""At the end of 30 seconds," ""the referee will call time," ""and the contestants must rise" ""and come to the mark." ""Either man failing to toe the mark" ""at the end of eight seconds" ""after the referee calls time," ""shall be deemed defeated." "The judgment of the referee will be final and absolute."" "Now, ladies and gentlemen, you all know the referee, your sheriff, Roy Coffee." " Yeah." " Yay!" "Now, you men have heard the rules." "Timekeepers ready?" "The contestants will toe that mark." "Ready?" "Time!" "All right, get him!" "Go get him, Hoss." "Come on, look out for that jab!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Come on, hit him!" "Hoss, take your time!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, cover up!" "Time!" "All right, come on." "Get him back, Joe." "Get him back to the corner!" "Let's go." "Let's go." "Look, you got to stay away from that jab." " You got to get inside him." " Yeah." "Hit him in the stomach." " You're going to hurt him." " Yeah." "Right." "He..." "He's hitting me with that funny little old left, but I'm gonna get him first with it this time." "Time!" "I'm gonna beat him to it." "Come on, take your time!" "Come on, hit him!" "Stay away from that jab!" "Come on." "Come on!" "Come on, get him!" "Get him, Hoss!" "That's it!" "Hoss, stay away from it!" "Hey!" "Hoss?" "Hoss!" "Hoss, come on." "Come on." "Look." "Look, Hoss, I think you had enough." "Pa, was right-- you can't stay in there with a professional." "Ah, he's going to get a bunch of me, Joe." "I'm going to get some of him." "All right, if that's the way you want it." "Time!" "Can you see?" "One, two, three," " four..." " Yeah." "...five, six." "Watch him, Hoss!" "Oh, you got him!" "You got him!" " Hey." " Just one more round." " That's all he's got." " I knocked him down!" "You sure did knock him down!" "Oh, is that..." "is that you, Harry?" "It's me, Bobo." "It's me, all right." "He's a fair bull." "Like hitting a brick wall." "Well, he's too strong for you." "You've got to move around." "Stay away from him." "Oh, I..." "I don't know anymore, Harry." "Oh, just stick it out there." "Keep the old flag flying." "I missed you, Harry." "You did?" "I'm no good without you." "Time!" "Go get him!" "Can you get up?" "One..." " Just get up there." " two..." " Toe the line." " three..." " And give him the best you've got. -four... five... six, seven..." "Oh, bless you, Bobo." "The new champ!" "Way to go, Hoss!" "Hoss?" "Hoss, how do you feel?" " Good going, Hoss!" " I feel all right." "I knew you could do it, Hoss!" "You did it, Hoss." "You whipped him!" "You beat the champ!" "I don't know." "What are you driving at, son?" "He was... he was all alone, Pa." "Oh..." "Give him a little room now, boys." "Boys, let's give him..." "We are here to settle our account, sir." "Harry, will you please pay the gentleman?" "Yes." "Here you are, governor." "1,000 American dollars." "Well." "Thank you, gentlemen." "Uh, Pa, ain't you going to show them the, uh... you know." "Oh, yes." "Well, I-I almost forgot." "I received a, uh, telegram from my son in San Francisco." "Says, uh," ""Benicia Boy will not fight you in Virginia City."" ""But he would be happy to meet you in San Francisco."" "You hear that, Bobo?" "We got the big one!" "Oh, blimey!" "Ha-ha!" "Mr. Cartwright?" "Oh." "Mr. Cartwright?" "I-I was just showing Mar..." "Oh, uh, pardon me." "It's all right, J.D. Go ahead." "What were you going to say?" "Oh, well, I was just going to say that..." "Marge loves the house." "It's wonderful, Mr. Cartwright." "I will not ask you to shake hands, but, uh, I would like you both to know how really sorry I am." "Oh, that's, uh..." "That's all right." "Come on, Bobo." "San Francisco and the Benicia Boy-- and you'll murder him." "Well, I don't know about that, but we'll have a good bash at it, won't we, Harry?" "We will and all." "Ta-ta." "You know, when your little ones come along..." "I hope they're a little smarter than, uh, than those two." "Hey, you know, Hoss, I was just thinking." "There's a... there's a fighter in St. Louis, sort of an up-and-coming heavyweight who's going out on the road." "I was just wondering, if we worked on that left hook of yours a little bit, if..." "This has been a color presentation of the NBC Television Network."

"Can you see better if I move it a little closer?" "I can see something." "It's parts of the grid, but it's still rotating." "It's not locking up." "Maybe we all need a little break, Lillian." "Hal, you take a break." "Michael, we're almost there." "How's that?" "It's better, but it's all scrambled." " How's that?" " It's better." "How's the synch?" "Plus-25." "Better?" "I can sort of make out part of the grid, but it's..." "I don't know." "Maybe something's wrong with the grid." "Hal, kill the grid." "And, Gordy, take a look around the lab." "Oh, this is weird." "Try something else." "How's that?" "It's an image of the lab, but it's rotating." "It's all out of phase." "I think I've got it." "Gordy, go back to the grid for a second." "A little more phase compensator." "Up the synch signal." "What do you see, angel?" "Clockwise rotation." "It's still all scrambled." "Okay, just a little more." "Hold it a second." "I think I got it." "Hey, there it is!" "You got it." "Okay, Hal, let's slate it." "Gordy, follow Hal around with the slate." "Hal, get the slate in there." "I got it." "Hold it one minute." "Okay." "Slate it." "We've got speed." "Test, October 11th, 10:41 p. m." "Mark." "To the kitchen." "Good idea." "Let's eat." "Lou, what do you got for me?" "Here you go, Gordy." "Everything you said." " Slating." " It's all bad." "Hot and cold sweet and sour chewy and melt-in-your-mouth bad!" "Let's try something exotic." "You name it, Gordy." "A little steak." "A little steak comin' up." "Peanut butter." "Peanut butter." "Hot fudge!" "Hot fudge?" "A few nuts." "And some marshmallow sauce." "Marshmallow sauce." "And put a cherry on top." "Man, marshmallow and cherry on steak?" "What in the world have you been drinkin'?" "What's he been smokin'?" "Hey, spaceman, welcome back to the planet Earth." "What you see before you is the latest fashion in full sensory gratification." " Now, come on, give us a kiss." " No." " Come on." " No!" "Come on, let's go back to work." " Gordy, go on!" " For science." "Gordy, try to contain yourself." "This is a test." "Andrea, give us a 90 DBF in sine wave, please." "Okay, I'm ready." "Slate." "Gordy, this is not on our itinerary." "Just a few seconds." "I think I got an idea." "Well, hi, Hal." "How are you?" "What are you guys up to, anyway?" "Just wanna see my old buddy, Lena." "How are you, Lena, honey?" "Lena, I know what it's like to be guinea pig." "Is her output on standard interface?" "Regular plug." "I don't know..." "Perfect mate for Dr. Brace." "I don't know if that's such a good idea." " That's not so funny, Gordy." " Come in, Lena." "What did you do?" "Nothing." "Just a little experiment in animal behavior." "There's something wrong with you." "You know that?" "You didn't like Lena." " What happened?" " Nothing." "So?" "I'm telling you, it works!" "The tests?" "Sound, taste...?" "Everything, everything." "One hundred percent." "In fact, better." "Well, what did you taste?" "Steak, overdone." "Right?" "Peanut butter, hot fudge sauce, slight orange flavor." " Disgusting." " Nuts?" "Walnuts." "I hate them." "That's it?" "Marshmallow..." " Cherry on the top." " That's it man!" "How do you feel now?" "I feel like a glass of champagne." "Get some glasses." "Congratulations." "What's this?" "One lousy beer." "I would like to make a toast." "To the one who never gives up Lillian Reynolds E. E., M. D., Ph. D B. M. T B. V. D., R. S. V. P., C. O. D." "My friend." "Cheers." "Cheers." "'Night." "Hi, Dad." "Hi, Mike." "You worked late." "Did you have a good day?" "Hello, Barry." "Success." "We made it." "Talented man, your husband." "Impossible at times, but talented." "What do you think?" "Can you handle it?" "Yes, I think I can." "I think I can get it down to size and make it look attractive." "Maybe something like stereo headphones." "Oh, I'm not worried about that." "I know you can." "It's Michael." "You're gonna have to work very closely with him." "Is that a problem?" "No." " That won't be any problem." " Good." "Not for me." "Hal, I'm gonna kill you after this." "Lillian, you don't understand." "It's part of my..." " What are you upset about?" " It's gonna be slow and agonizing." "It's not part of your job." "I know what you wanted to do." "You wanted to grease yourself with the boss." "I did not." "Why don't you wait and see what he has to say?" "Why don't you grow up!" "Be careful." "I hate this junk!" "Hello, Michael." "Good to see you." " Lillian." " Hi, Alex." "How are you?" "Well, won't you sit down?" "Well congratulations." "For what?" "Hal said you had a breakthrough." "Well, Hal's crazy." "Did you have a breakthrough or not?" "Yes." "Alex, dear, it was just another test." "A little better, but still crude." "What's the big problem?" "The superconductors have to be chilled to 270 below to work." "The whole thing is too big and heavy." "Your hotshots, Evans and Wetmore, failed on that one year after year." "Courtesy, Evans-Wetmore." "It's a superconducting chip." "No cooling needed." "When did they do this?" "You need it it's yours." "Keep it quiet." "Data processing division will go right through the roof with the high-speed computer applications of that thing." "Karen has expressed enthusiasm to help us market it and package it." "Alex, I think you're moving too fast." "You haven't even seen it yet." "There's more to it than just practical applications and packaging." "Lillian I know you can do it." "I know you can do it." "I'd like a demonstration." "I want you to knock my socks off." "Okay?" "Good!" "And thanks." "Don't lose that." "You did it again, Alex." "Thank you." "Any problem working with Karen?" "No." "Not for me." "Thanks, Mike." "I told you to get out of the pool." "He pays no attention." "I'll get him, honey." "Hurry up!" "Dr. Brace, I'd like to introduce Dr. Harris and Dr. Bock." "Call me Ted." "You saw the house before." "Yeah, yeah, we're sold." "We just want to get all the details." " We signed all the papers today." " Good." " That's for you." " Hey, Dad, is that it?" " That's what you wanted." " All right." "You got the right one." "Say thank you." "As you can see this is a very special house." "I spent a lot of time to get it right." "Why don't you show them the secret closet?" "Good idea." "Right this way." "The house is wonderful." "Ted loves all the special things you've done." "Do you like them?" "No." " It's theirs now." " I know." "I can't stay here now." "Oh, well, that's okay." "I can take care of all the packing and stuff." " You sure?" " Sure." "It's a lot to do." "Do you have cardboard boxes?" "Yes, I have cardboard boxes." "I can take care of it all." "Don't worry." "You could go live over at the center." "Lillian's there." "This is Flight Simulation Lab Control." "Sold your house yet?" "Yep." "I keep telling you the rooms at the center are so cheap." "I know." "At 9:38 p. m. pilot Gordon Forbes is performing a low-level simulated assault." "Range: 100 yards and closing." "Ninety-five." "Ninety." "Simulated altitude, 60 feet." "Ground speed, 512 knots." "Assault range, 85." "Eighty." "It's not worth it, Gordy!" "Don't do it!" "Pilot Forbes, you're off of the simulation." "Sweet target in sight." "Dr. Reynolds, Dr. Brace your pilot has lost control." "Ready." " Helmet's on?" " Yeah." "Contact." "Okay, let's get in." "How's that?" "Okay." "Give me the seat belts." "Okay, Gordy." "Hit it." "Great gas pedal." "Let's go!" "Come on, Gordy!" "Yeah, I'm comin'." "Wait a minute." "Tallyho!" "Here we go!" " I'm gonna die." "I'm freezing!" " You're gonna make history!" " It's a little chilly." "It's gonna be great!" " I don't wanna go!" "It's too cold!" "Come on." "One more time for science." "It's gonna rain, Gordy." "Let's go home!" " Too cold." "It's not even..." " Come on, come on." "We're gonna do it." "Come on, get in." "Nobody is gonna put a thing like that on their head." "It's gotta be pared down to the absolute essentials." "Just enough to house the sensors." "You know, it can't look intimidating." "What do I care what it looks like!" "Put a chip here another here here an op." "Amp, spread flat across." "That's all." "Just do it." " Put the rest of the stuff remote." " Sure." "How's that?" "It's good." "Good night, all." "Don't fall!" "Hang on, Gordy!" "Come on, Gordy!" "Way to go!" "Oh, God!" "That's remarkable." "A true, one-of-a-kind scientific breakthrough." "Oh, God!" "Wonderful!" "We'll have to tell the division heads." "And Karen, you think we can modify it and simplify it even a little more?" " Yes." "That's already in the works." " Good." "We'll need to make a demo tape." "We want to show the potential for travel and education and news." "Can we do it in the conference room?" "We could pump right through the phone." "Excellent." "And thank you all." "You've blown communication as we've known it, right out of the water." "You know that, don't you?" "And I'm very proud of all of you." "You blew my socks off!" "I think he likes it." "All right!" "It's great." "Really?" "It's great." "Good." "I'm glad you like it." "You know we never worked together before." "I always tried to avoid that, you know." "Sorry about that, ladies." " Here you go." " Thank you." "Well?" "So tell me about it." "It's the damnedest thing I've ever felt." "Knocked my socks off." "What was it like?" "Like you were there." "Taste, smell, everything." "Incredible." "I even feel like I just ate." "What about military applications?" "It's wide open." "Missile guidance?" "That kind of thing?" "Jim, they're gonna be able to plug right into the old noodle." " This is for us?" " Just us." "Just you, just me." "Just for us." " Congratulations, you guys." " Thank you." "This is great." "I've never had so many people want to talk to me before in my life." "That's cause you're famous." "Oh, God!" "You love it!" "I do." "You're good-lookin', too." "Hey, get me a light, will ya?" " Can I borrow that?" " Sure." "Here." "You smoke too much." "I know I do." " How you doin'?" " We're doing fine." "Listen, I've got some people I want you to meet... upstairs in a few minutes, okay?" "You're my stars." "I want to show you off." "I'll have Hal come back and get you." "Don't disappoint me." "A few people upstairs." "That's it." "That's it!" " Barry, I'd love some more white wine." " Sure." "I'll call you tomorrow, Wendy." " You look nice." " Thank you." "Thanks." "Why do you still see him?" "Because he's a perfectly wonderful, thoughtful, uncreative guy." "Congratulations, Michael." "You must be proud to be married to such a brilliant man." " Thank you." " Thank you." "He never spoke to me before." "It's good to see you enjoying yourself so much." "For you." "I'll see you later, upstairs." "This is the result of teamwork, gentlemen." "A group of brilliant, creative scientists cocoon for ten years in a laboratory without outside intervention." "My job has been to protect that environment." "That lab is sacred ground." "And, with due respect to you all I don't want to muddy it with any boots from outside, military or civilian." "That's all very well, Dr. Terson, but we paid for that cocoon." "I think we have every right to know what goes on." "I accept that responsibility, sir." "I'm not talking about a military or civilian potential now." "I am talking about a breakthrough." "A communications breakthrough." "Words don't do it." "Pictures don't do it." "This might be the beginning." "But you've got to let my people breathe." "You've got to..." "Well, here they are." "Lillian, good to see you again." "I didn't see you downstairs, Colonel." "Well, we all just got in and we can only stay a few minutes." "Captain Barty." "Mr. Zimbach." "Colonel Easterbrook." " And Landon Marks." " It's a real, real pleasure, Dr. Reynolds." " Do I know you?" " Yes." "Cal Tech. '56." "I wanted you all to get to know each other." "Dr. Reynolds, of course." "Karen Brace Dr. Brace." "And Mr. Abramson." "We're tremendously enthusiastic about your recent breakthrough." "Yes." "We've been working on an array system ourselves but with slow progress." "That's understandable." "Of course, we've been looking at the application from a different point of view." "What point of view is that, Colonel?" "Blowing people to kingdom come?" "Lillian, I think we can let the colonel express his opinion." "Not everything in the military is blowing people up." "We're interested in tapping in to higher brain functions:" "Thoughts, emotions, that kind of thing." "Now I remember you." "We're working on that, too." "Shut up, Michael." "You don't know what's going on, do you?" "Why don't we all have a drink?" " I don't get it." " No, you don't." "Excuse me." "Lillian, I don't think Dr. Marks's presence will be a detriment to the project." "Alex, I'm sorry." "No." "I have to say no." "Dr. Reynolds, for your own sake, I'd like to help you complete your records." "A woman of your stature can't just sloppily jot down..." "Alex, please." "You promised you wouldn't do this." "He's a spy for the Feds." "The Feds, as you call it, are here to protect the American public from potentially dangerous research." "Alex, no!" "No!" "I want you to understand, Dr. Reynolds, that my function is not to be a spy." "I do have a certain expertise." "Listen, you were a hack at Stanford and a hack at Bell!" "He's on your team." "Why?" " He is on your team!" " No!" " Lillian, goddamn it, the man just wants..." " Alex!" "Don't goddamn me, sweetheart." " Just don't goddamn me!" " Come on." "And don't take my project!" "This is my project!" "And I don't want to see it end up on some Defense scrap heap before we know what it's really about!" "You have no idea!" "Well..." "I'm sorry." "You're gonna spoil the whole thing!" " You're so stupid!" " I want to tell you something!" "I don't like the way you treat me in front of these people!" "You keep calling this thing "mine. "" "I've been standing next to you from the start." "It's mine, too." "So don't do that!" " You don't get it!" " Lillian?" " Keep him out." "Keep him out!" " Go!" "Lillian, I have tried to keep those people off your back, but you've got..." "What is it?" " Are you okay?" " I'm fine." "I'll be fine." "You look bad." "Thanks." "You want a doctor?" "I am a doctor!" "What's going on?" "Are you crazy?" "This is the ladies' room." "It's the ladies' room!" "Can I help you?" "It makes me sick when I lose my temper." " Here she is." " I don't want that thing, Gordy." "Hal, I can't believe that you didn't know about it." "Everybody at this party played it." "Now, you don't want to get left behind, Hal." "This is hot!" "No." "It sure beats dirty magazines." "Yeah, thank you, Gordy." "Enjoy yourself." "Yeah, sure." "You're crazy!" "Come on, let's do it!" " Let's do it for science, baby." " I don't trust you." "I won't do it in here." "Anybody can come in." "Lillian won't be back tonight." "I promise." "She won't be back." " You promise?" " Come on, I promise." "Come on, babe." "All right." "Are these real?" "I hope so." "This is it." "What do you call this?" "We call it "the Hat. "" "What do you do with it?" "Put it on your head." "Come on, Chris." "Hands off." "What's it for?" "With a thing like that, you could finish the seventh grade in five minutes." "Okay." "Start it up." "Not today." "What's that?" "I don't know." "Scan synch's on." "You got that?" "Interlock's open." "Okay." "It's hot off the mold." "Take a look." "Looks great." "Sit, please." ""Looks great." "Sit, please. "" "Now just empty your head." "Empty my head?" "Relax." "Empty my head and relax." "Just lean back and forget everything." "It'll be okay." "That's good." "It's hot off the mold." "Take a look." "Relax." "You can take the house, the kid, the car, the whole goddamn thing!" "I don't want anything." "I'll live in a hotel." "What about my work?" "I can't live like this, Karen." "Go." "Why don't you just go?" "Take the house, take the car!" "I'll go to a hotel!" "I can't live like this, Karen!" "You're strangling me!" "What are you talking about, you can't live like this?" "Are you talking about the house?" "I never wanted it." " It was you!" " No, no." "It's you!" "That's not me you're looking at." "It's you!" "Can you describe what you were feeling?" "I don't know." "I got mad at you." "What were you thinking?" "You mean when you were recording my thoughts?" "Yeah." "I was thinking about my new design." "But he always ignores me and it just made me furious." "Feelings." "It's hot off the mold." "Take a look." " You're so selfish!" "You're arrogant!" " You're strangling me!" "I want to ride my bike." "Big deal." "You take him." "His pants are full." "You could put flowers all around it." "I don't know what you're so upset about." "Let's do the twist." "You are a genius." "I made that for you." "It's a gift." "What is it?" "It's me." "You may kiss the bride." "That's where they flew." "But what made them come here?" "It's the wind." "The wind?" "It's constant here." "He took off from the bottom of that hill." "And the first flight was less than the wingspan of a modern jet." "And I want to tell you something." "He was scared to death." "I'm crazy about you!" "It's a secret." "That's the girl I'm gonna marry." "We blew it, didn't we?" "We sure did." " I didn't..." " I didn't understand." "Nothing's changed." "You feel so good." "So do you." "I never thought I could do this." "It always does that." "Try that." "They're beautiful." "Are you ready to take the plunge?" "Sure." "Sing for me." "Sing me that song." ""In this place We're all together now" ""Figuring out and figuring out Who's crazy" ""And afterwards, we go out And have a nice coffee" ""And we smoke a cigarette And make a dream" ""That everybody in the world Will be good" ""And then we'll be nervous no more" ""And these are the hopes and the dreams" ""Of beautiful people like me" ""And the other people"" "It's so quiet." "I was afraid you didn't like me anymore." "Marry me." "I will." "Mom?" " Hi, Dad." " Good morning." "Hiya, sport." "I knew you couldn't live without us." " You want breakfast?" " Sure." " French toast." " Orange juice." " Juice." " All right." "Bacon." "He's in the den." " Are you okay?" " He's out of control." "But are you okay?" "Karen, he's been down there all night." "I thought he was reading until I woke up this morning and I found him down there twitching." "Give it here." "Give it, Michael." "Please." "Oh, God, please." "Please!" "Please!" "We'll keep this between us, okay?" "Barometric pressure equalized." "Dr. Brace, you may enter the chamber." "Damn it!" "Hey, you wanna jog a few laps?" "No, not today, Hal." "I don't know where I'm getting all this energy." "Well, you look good." "I'll tell you, Mike, boy, I'm gettin' a whole new outlook on life." "I'm packing my bags and leaving this place." "Why is that?" "Hell, the good folks at the lab are paying me disability leave of indeterminate duration." "Is that good?" "Hell, it's the best piece of luck I've had." "What is it?" "Something happened to me." "It was more than just a sexual fantasy." "It was a... it was a feeling I had." "I'm more than I was, Mike." "More." "Thanks, Hal." "Okay, make a dupe tape and a transcript of that right away, if you would." "Ten degrees right." "Level." "Good." "Now watch this." "He can take a full 10-G rollout without losing control, just by thinking about it." "Bombs away, Gordon." "Damn!" "No!" "Mike!" "Lillian?" "I'll miss her." "Talented lady." "Impossible at times, but talented." "The project's yours now, Mike." "It's up to you." "Not now, Alex." "This is it." "I'm flyin' the coup." "I just wanted to say good-bye." " Is that it?" " Yeah." " You gonna play it?" " No." "She left it for you." "I'll help." "Dr. Marks, Dr. Brace and Hal Abramson are in the lab." "Maybe it's not a good idea, huh?" "I can rewire the output right here." "Disconnect respiration, heart function right here." "Give me that case." "Frank, please, get me Bob Jenkins, Alex Terson Mr. Zimbach and Gordon Forbes, immediately." "Yes." "This is it." "What is it?" "What is it?" "What's he?" "Crazy?" "We do have a unique opportunity here." "No." "I can't authorize this." "This is not the research we're interested in." "This is sick." "I'll take full responsibility, Alex." "There might be something on it we can use." "The tap will be undetectable, and Gordon has the necessary experience." "It's on your back, Jim!" "This is on your back!" "Dr. Marks..." "Dr. Brace said something about rewiring this output." "Something about respiration and..." "I know what I'm doing, son." "What's happening to him?" "Shut it off, Landon." "Shut it off!" "Goddamn it, shut it off!" "Jesus Christ!" "You can't do one more." "You can't do it." "Not one more." "You can't do it." " Have a Coke." " You have a Coke." "No, no." "Five minutes, please." "It's important, come on." "One cup of coffee." "Come on." "Come on!" "No, no." "Come on!" "Happy birthday, Lillian." "I gave you two years." "I've been fighting Washington for the last year." "They said it's over." "TRIAD is over, don't you understand, Lillian?" "If it were up to me, I would give it to you." "But it's not up to me, babe." "Now I have to go tell Michael." "I've always been with you." "I've always supported you." "I try to support you." "What can I do?" "You don't look so well." "Are things kind of tough for you?" " I'm just tired." " Tired?" "You know I work all the time." "That's the way it's always been." "Do you know, I wonder sometimes if there isn't something more than that?" "More than work?" "Not to me." "Lillian, I have never broken my word to you, but I'm sorry, it is dead." " You don't keep your promises." " I have never broken my word to you." "I have never broken my word." "I keep my word." "We're so close!" "Well, I guess I want to believe there is more." "TRIAD is dead." "I never could." "It is dead!" "Mike, I'm shutting it off." "You're fine." "Chlorothorazine?" "It's okay." "I promise." "I love you." "I want these personal experiments stopped." "You've abused your responsibility." "You've endangered your life." "I want a mind I can use." "I don't want some kind of vegetable." "The idea of playing that tape is sick." " It makes my skin crawl." " Where is it?" "It's locked away." "Secure." "Alex, I told you, I want to play it out." "You didn't hear me, did you?" "Nobody plays that tape." "Ever." "When I found her dead, she was beautiful." "But why do you have to die to let go?" "All my life I've had trouble with people." "I didn't need them." "I always had my own way." "Total confidence." "Now, because of this thing she left me, this tape I'm scared." "For the first time." "I'm so scared." "But the thing is, I like it." "I want more." "Look." "You're married to the first man in the history of the world who has the chance to take a scientific look at the scariest thing a person ever has to face." "I've got to do it." "I've got to play it." "Play that tape." "And you'll have to help me." "But you'll have to promise me that you'll never leave me again." "I'm not going anywhere." "Promise me." "It's a deal." "Look at those stars." "Let's go to bed." "Okay." "But if you put the terminal box in here then we won't have any room for processing." "You can put it right next to the output dial." "Right there." "I don't want to see this now." "It's getting, you know..." "What are you doing?" "Dr. Brace, I'd like to introduce you to..." "Stop that." "What are you doing?" "This is a very valuable piece of equipment." "We felt it should be protected from unauthorized use." "Who is "we"?" "Well, the company." "I work here, too." "It's my lab." "Alex Terson has authorized me to clean up after your sloppy work, Brace." "Your notes are impossible to decipher." "Yes, that's right." "We'll figure it out." "No, I don't think so." "Take your hands off that!" "You can lock it up, but you can't make it work!" "Get off it!" "Go on, get off!" "All of you, get out!" " You've no right to be here!" "It's my lab!" " No!" "I'm sorry, Mike." "No." "Mind if I take a look?" "You know, this security pass expires tomorrow." "Anyway, Dr. Brace, you go through the door take a hard hat and a pair of goggles." " Thanks." "Dr. Brace, please stand clear of the orange work zone." "Hiya, Hal." "Michael." "Gosh." " Hey, it's good to see you." " Good to see you." "You really had us worried, Mike." "So, playing a lot of golf." "That's become a real whore to me." "I can't shake it." "Everything okay?" "Let me tell you, it's great." "You know what I always wanted to be?" "A scientist, just like you guys." "They locked me out, Hal." "I have to get back into the computer." "It's illegal." "Wouldn't want you to get in trouble, Hal." "Hell, I don't care." "Try "Brainstorm. "" "It's in the open project file." "Brainstorm." "Thank you." "I'll do what I can to help you, Mike." "Hey, Mike!" "Don't be a stranger." "Mr. Jenkins, you better get in here." "Who do you think it is?" "I have an idea." "Should I cut him off?" "No, let's see how far he gets." "See if he's as good as he thinks." "Flight data tape, adhesive tape." "What's file DXO-9?" "He knows it's a code." "He's trying to get in." "He's good." "He's in." "Son of a bitch!" "Dream states?" "Trauma." "Physical pain threshold." "Negative memory?" "Psychotic episode?" "Wait a minute." "What do you want me to do?" "Play it for him." "Jimmy, load it up." "Hey, whatever you want." "In a few moments, you will have an experience which will seem completely real." "It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness." "Warning:" "This tape must not be played by government personnel." "It can be extremely harmful and result in severe trauma." "You have five seconds to terminate this tape." "Five... four... three... two... one." "Alex sold us out." "What?" "Lillian and I are working away." "Alex turns the whole thing over to some covert operation called Brainstorm Project." "He's taken my work and turned it into something bad." "Marks and a bunch of his people are locking everything up." "The production line's been retooled to make military uses of the helmet and cord." "And now this can be a code name Brainstorm which has been a secret project for the computer for weeks." "It's bad, Karen." "I just can't believe it." "I never figured Alex could do a thing like this." "I can't believe this!" "They're using my invention for brainwashing people." "I just found a tape of some kind of psychotic episode." "If Marks is..." "You want to see something?" "I'll show you something." "Now you're gonna find out!" "It's mine!" "What are you doing?" "Take that off!" "Chris?" "Don't scare me." "Why don't you just take a seat here." "This boy has had a serious psychotic break." "But he's gonna come out of it, isn't he?" "I mean he's gonna be okay?" "He'll come out of it." "He'll be okay." "I think you oughta go home and take a rest because we're gonna have to watch him for two days under sedation." "What do you think?" "Nothing like this is ever gonna happen again." "There you are." "Hello, Karen." "Dr. Pederson, this is Dr. Graf from the Psychiatric Institute." "What's the Brainstorm Project, Alex?" "Brainstorm?" "I don't know." "You don't know." "Have you seen my kid?" "They can't stop him shaking!" " Have you seen, Gordy?" " No." "He's dead." "He monitored that tape, unauthorized." "You plugged him in!" "I didn't plug him in, Michael." " And I've locked that tape up..." " Nobody locks me out!" "You need a rest." "We'll take care of your son." "That tape is mine!" "Nobody locks me out!" "Mike, listen." "He's right." "You've got to get away for a few days." "Sure." "Take a rest." "Okay, okay." "I'll take a rest." "Good morning." " How are you today?" " Fine, thanks." "The keys." "These two cases." "The metal ones." "Be careful." "Thanks a lot." "Yeah." " Little more java?" " I don't want your coffee." "Knock it off, guys." "They're both here." "Okay, fine." "Thank you." "I can't believe this." "I cannot believe it." " Just forget about it." " Well, it just bothers me." " Just ignore them." " Why should I ignore them?" "We're on vacation, that's why." "He's been doing that all day." "Just ignore him." "I hate this." "What are you staring at?" "Mike, forget it!" "What?" "Can I help you?" "Hold your voice down." "Come on, don't make a scene." "Don't do it, Mike!" "Wait a minute." "I said, can I help you?" "Do you want to hear what we're talking about?" "Come sit at the table!" "No, wait a minute, just stay right there." "Don't push me!" "I'm Michael." "You wanna know what we're talking about?" "Don't do that!" " You go to hell!" " You go to hell, too." "You go to hell!" " You go to hell, too." " Don't push me!" "You go to hell, too!" " You go to hell!" " You go to hell!" "They had a blowup." "And the woman left in a taxi." "What do you think?" "They had a blowup." " Well, stay with Dr. Brace." " Right." "Hello?" "Mike?" "I'm glad you called." "I needed to get away and think." "Where are you?" "I'm at Mother's." "I'm going to stay a few days." "I'll stay with you on the phone then." "Until we work this thing out." "I'm gonna lock the door, Karen." "Starts here at A-32, goes up to Plus-5 and then stops here at JO-6." "Karen, what's done is done." "Let's start back at the beginning figure out where we lost it." "I think we might still have a chance." "He's in." "I agree." "Let's try." "We need to reach out." "Try to connect again." "I wish we didn't have to do it over the phone." "Maybe this will be easier." "Hello?" "You'll probably be glad this happened." "Hello?" "I'd like to go somewhere." "Maybe we could meet someplace where we had a good time together before." "You've got a good deal, Mike." "Why don't you tell me a story?" "You know, the way we used to?" "A story about us." "My work is my life." "We're working for them." "It's not up to me!" "The girl fell head over heels, madly in love with a very tall, odd weirdo and he was totally impossible." " Can you turn it up?" " And he was also a genius." "Shut the damn things down!" "We can't!" "The whole operation's been bypassed." "Must be somebody who knows the system." "All lines are dead." "Door is jammed." "I'll go down to security." "Hold it right there." "Here's a transcript of their conversation so far." "They're still at it." " What's going on?" " All the doors are stuck." "Everything is locked." " Bill!" "You gotta open up!" " Hold on, hold on." "The whole place has gone up for grabs." "Someone has by-passed the control system." "The production line is going crazy!" "Cut Brace's phone." "Arrest him." "Okay, sir." "They're on to us." "That means I can't get back to Mike anymore." "But I can still get to the company on another line." "That guy's nuts!" "What the hell is happening?" "Some guy has snafu'd all the controls." "That's the security code." "That's the control code." "And that should do it." "Okay, so at that time, do that." " Watches the same?" " Right." "Thanks, you guys." " I love it!" " Take care." "It won't open!" "You, move!" "Get out of the way!" "Shit!" "I'll bet they're making phone contacts with the lab computer." "Have 'em run a trace." "What?" "Can you tie into the lab computer and trace a call?" "Master card key won't work." "Well, break it down!" "We're inside, Bob." "Get out of the way!" "I'm gonna try!" "Here it is." "Five." "I'm sorry, 919 555-3820." "Got him." "Kill Devil Hills area, on the outer banks." "Marty?" "Kill Devil Hills, on the double." "I'll get the exact location for you." "Everyone stand by." "We'll have him soon." "He got away from our guys." "Please don't touch it." "Cut it off." "Cut it off, Landon." "Don't just stand there." "Cut it off!" "Cut the power off!" "Okay, pull the floor." "Hurry up, come on." "Hurry it up." "Hurry it up." "We'll have to go into the floor, find the main electrical conduits... 0050, and break." "0050, and break." "I think we got it." " We just lost power in the lab, Bob." " Goddamn him!" "Let go, Landon." "Just let go." "Get down!" "I'm finished." "Oh, no!" "No, no, no!" "Oh, no!" "Don't die!" "Mike!" "Oh, God." "You promised me!" "No!" "Don't leave me!" "Michael Anthony Brace!" "We made a deal!" "Get up!" "Michael!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Mike!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "We made it!" "Look at the stars." "I love you."

"There is no stopping in the red zone." "The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only." "There is no stopping in the red zone." "Hello." "Take this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church." "Would you care to make a donation?" " No, but thank you anyway." "The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only." "There's no stopping in the white zone." "No." "The white zone is for loading and unloading." "There's no stopping in the red zone." "The red zone's always been for loading and unloading." "There's never stopping in a white zone." "Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which is for loading." "Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again." "Hello." "Take this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church." "Would you like to make a donation?" "No, thanks." "We gave at the office." "Would you put all your metal objects into this dish, please?" "There's just no stopping in a white zone." "Really, Vernon, why pretend?" "We both know what you're talking about." "You want me to have an abortion." "It's the only sensible thing to do." "If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved." "Taxi!" "I'll be back in a minute." "Hello, sir, take this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church." "Would you care..." "Hey, Larry, where's the forklift?" " Forklift?" "It's over there by the baggage loader." "Look out!" "Elaine." " Ted!" "I came home early and found your note." "I guess you meant for me to read it later." "I've got to talk to you." "I don't want to go over it any more." "Things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different, like in the beginning." "Just be patient and I'll work things out." "I have been patient and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that." "Don't you feel anything for me any more?" "It takes so many things to make love last." "Most of all, it takes respect." "I can't live with a man I don't respect!" "What a pisser." "Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone." "Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone." "No, the white phone!" "This is Captain Oveur." "One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic." "Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone." "I've got it!" " Thank you." "Go ahead with your call." "This is Dr Brody at the Mayo Clinic." "There's a passenger on your Chicago flight, a little girl named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis." "She's scheduled for a heart transplant." "Tell her mother we found a donor." "The heart is ready for surgery." "We must have the recipient on the operating table within six hours." "Make sure she's kept in a reclined position, that a continuous watch is kept on her IV." "It's very important she remain calm..." "Excuse me, this is the operator." "I have an emergency call on line five from Mr Hamm." "Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo." "You'll be back tomorrow night." "We'll have dinner." "We'll talk things over." "I won't be back." "I've requested the Atlanta run." "Elaine..." "I promise I can change." "Then why didn't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?" "I haven't been able to get near a plane since the war." "And they wouldn't hire me because of my war record." "War record?" "You're the only one keeping that alive." "For everyone else, it's ancient history." "You expect me to believe that?" " It's the truth." "What's hurt you the most is your record since the war - different cities, different jobs - and not one of them shows you can accept any real responsibility." "Elaine, just give me one more..." " It's too late, Ted." "When I get back to Chicago," "I'm going to start my life all over again." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me, take this flower from the Church of Religious..." "Hi!" "Well, good evening." "There you go." "Just follow them to the back." "Any word on that storm lifting over Salt Lake, Clarence?" "No, not likely, Victor." "I just reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400." "There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas, backed up all the way to Utah." "If she decides to push over the Great Lakes, it could get plenty soupy." "What about that southern route around Tulsa?" "I double-checked the terminal forecast, and the wind's aloft and IFR ceilings all the way." "Where do they top out?" "Light scattered cover at 20,000, icing around 18." "Looks like over Denver is best." " Denver it is." "Sorry, Clarence." "Latest report shows everything's socked in from Salt Lake to Lincoln." "Hi, Roger." "Glad to have you aboard." "Victor, this is Roger Murdock." "Victor Basta." "How do you do?" " Nice to meet you." "I was telling Victor I reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400." "There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas." "There you go." "Thank you." "Is Elaine Dickinson on this flight?" "The whole flight crew has boarded." "Let me see." "Oh, yes." "She is on board." "I'd like one ticket to Chicago." "No baggage." "Smoking or non-smoking?" " Smoking, please." "There." "Have a nice trip." "Striker, this is Red Leader Four." "Primary target covered by fog." "Decision to proceed is yours." "The decision is yours... is yours...is yours..." "Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife, or I will punch him." "Yes, he is wrong for doing that." "I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry." "Don't be naive, Arthur." "Each of us faces a clear moral choice." "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." "How true!" "Golly!" "Nervous?" "Yes." "First time?" "No." "I've been nervous lots of times." "Hi." "We'll be taking off real soon, so I better fasten you in tight." "Thank you." "Oh, Mother, this is so exciting!" "I know, but remember, you must get some rest." "That's good advice." "You relax, and I'll be back after takeoff." "Thank you." "I'm going to miss you so much." " I'm going to miss you, too." "Promise you'll write?" "Every day." "Bill!" "Better get on board, son." "All aboard!" "209er to ground control." "We're ready to taxi." "Goodbye, Bill!" " Goodbye, darling!" "I love you, darling!" "209er, taxi to runway 19er." "Goodbye, darling!" "Have your picture taken the minute you get there and send me one." "OK." "Here, hurry." "It's your watch." "You shouldn't." "You're going to need this." "It's all right." "It doesn't work." "Bill!" " Goodbye, darling!" "Bill!" "Bill!" "Bill!" "I'll keep it with me all the time." "Goodbye, darling." "Take care of yourself." "Goodbye." "Flight 209er - clear for takeoff." " Roger." "LA departure frequency 123.9er." " Roger." "Request vector." "Over." " What?" "Flight 209er, clear for vector 324." "We have clearance, Clarence." " Roger, Roger." "What's our vector, Victor?" "I want radio clearance." "Over." " That's Clarence Oveur." "Over." "Roger." " Huh?" "Roger." "Over." " Huh?" "Who?" "Do you feel all right, sir?" "Oh, I haven't flown for a long time." "Good evening." "This is Captain Oveur speaking." "We'll be cruising at 36,000 feet this evening..." "Relax and enjoy your flight." "Would you like something to read?" "Do you have anything light?" "How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Ted!" "What are you doing here?" " I've got to talk to you." "You shouldn't have come." "I don't have time now." "Stewardess?" " Excuse me." "But..." "No wonder you're upset." "She's lovely." "And a darling figure." "Supple, pouting breasts, firm thighs." "It's a shame you two don't get along." "Yes, I know." "Things used to be different." "I remember when we first met." "It was during the war." "I was in the air force, stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary Coast." "I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar." "It was a rough place." "The seediest dive on the wharf, populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta." "It was worse than Detroit." "The mood in the place was ugly." "You wouldn't be there unless you knew how to use your fists." "A fight broke out almost every night." "I didn't go there that night to fall in love." "I just wanted a couple of drinks." "And suddenly, there she was." "I was captivated, entranced." "It hit me like a thunderbolt." "I had to asked this guy to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming." "I was afraid to approach her, but that night, fate was on my side." "We laughed, we talked, we danced." "I never wanted it to end." "I guess I still don't." "Enough about me." "I hope this hasn't been boring for you." "Whenever I talk about Elaine, I get carried away." "I lose all track of time." "Would you like to order dinner?" "Joey will have steak." "We'll have fish." "When can I see the cockpit?" "The pilots are probably too busy flying the plane for that." "Aw, gee whizz!" "I'll talk to the captain and see what I can arrange." "Gee, that'd be swell!" "Would you care to order your dinners?" "I would like the steak, please." "I'll have the fish." "Excuse me, I happened to be passing." "I thought you might like some coffee." "That's very nice of you." "Thank you." "Won't you sit down?" " Thank you." "Cream?" " No, I take it black." "Like my men." "Ted, I never knew I could be so happy." "These past few months have been wonderful." "Tomorrow, why don't we drive to that little seafood place and..." "What's the matter?" " My orders came through." "My squadron ships out tomorrow." "We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours." "We're coming in from the north, below their radar." "When will you be back?" "I can't tell you that." "It's classified." "Oh, Ted, please be careful." "I worry about you so much." "I love you, Elaine." "I love you." "Flight 209er, this is Denver flight control." "You're approaching rough weather." "Please climb to 42,000 feet." "Roger, Denver." " We have a visitor." "Hello." "Captain Oveur, Mr Murdock, and Mr Basta, this is Joey Hammen." "Hi, Joey." " Come up here." "This is for special visitors." "Would you like to have it?" "Thank you." "Thanks a lot." " Sure." "Ever been in a cockpit?" "No, I've never been up in a plane before." "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Shall I check the weather?" " No, why don't you take care of it?" "Joey, do you ever hang around a gymnasium?" "We'd better get back." " No, Joey can stay for a while." "Could I?" " OK, if you don't get in the way." "Flight 209er to Denver, climbing to cruise at 42,000." "Will report again over Lincoln." "Over and out." "Wait a minute, I know you." "You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar." "You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers." "Sorry, you have me confused with someone else." "My name's Roger Murdock." "I'm the co-pilot." "You are Kareem!" "I've seen you play." "My dad's got season tickets." "You should go back to your seat now." "Right, Clarence?" "No, he's not bothering anyone." "Let him stay here." "All right, but just remember my name is Roger Murdock." "I'm an airline pilot." "I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defence." "And he says lots of times you don't even run downcourt." "And you don't try, except during play-offs." "The hell I don't!" "Listen, kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA." "I'm out there busting my buns every night." "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes." "Joey..." "Do you like movies about gladiators?" "Elaine, just hear me out." "Things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different, like in the beginning, remember?" "I remember everything." "All I have is memories." "Mostly, I remember the nights we were together." "I remember how you used to hold me, and how I used to sit on your face and wriggle, and... afterwards, how we'd watch till the sun came up." "When it did, it was almost like..." "like each new day was created only for us." "That's the way I've always wanted it to be." "But it won't be." "Not as long as you insist on living in the past!" "You're too low, Ted!" "You're too low!" "The mind plays tricks on you." "He looks so happy today, doesn't he?" "You look so happy today." "OK, Robert, slip them down." "This won't hurt much." "You got a telegram from headquarters today." "Headquarters?" "What is it?" "A big building where generals meet, but that's not important." "They've cleared you of any blame for what happened on that raid." "Isn't that good news?" " Is it?" "Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid." "Seven." "Lieutenant Zip died this morning." "But Dr Sandler says you'll be out in a week." "Isn't that wonderful?" "I wish I could say the same for George Zip." "Be patient, Ted." "Nobody expects you to get over this immediately." "Hey, Striker, how about a break?" "I'm getting tired." "Yeah, all right." "Take five." "Thanks." "I found a wonderful apartment for us." "It has a brick fireplace and a cute bedroom with mirrors on the ceiling and..." "Red Leader!" "Red Leader, I'm going down!" "Captain Geline." "He think he's a pilot, still fighting the war." "I've found the tunnel, Johnson!" "It's this way!" "$25 for a cigarette is too much!" "What's his problem?" " It's Lieutenant Hurwitz." "Severe shell shock." "He thinks he's Ethel Merman." "War is hell." "Excuse me, sir." "Would you like coffee before dinner?" "No." "No, thank you." "Would you like another cup?" " I will, but Jim won't." "I think I will have another cup of coffee." "Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home." "Excuse me, sister." " Yes?" "There's a little girl onboard who's ill." "Oh, yes, I saw." "Poor child." "Could I borrow your guitar?" "I thought maybe I could cheer her up." "Of course." " Thank you." "Hi." " Hi." "Do you mind if I talk to your daughter?" "I think that'd would be nice." "Hi, I'm Randy." " I'm Lisa." "Oh, you have a guitar!" "I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song." "I'd love to." "OK." "Let's see..." "This is one of my favorites." "You're late." "We've been waiting." "Who's first?" " Go ahead, Clarence." "How's the weather?" "We got some heavy stuff ahead." "We've got to climb on top." "Yeah, after the war, I wanted to get as far away as possible, so Elaine and I joined the Peace Corps." "We were assigned to an isolated tribe, the Molombos." "They'd never seen Americans before." "It was really a challenge, introducing them to our western culture." "At first, they didn't know what to think of us." "But soon, we gained their trust." "It'll help you better prepare storing foods for the up and coming monsoon months." "Also, Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers to help stretch your food dollar." "This two-quart "Seals-M-Rite" container keeps hot dog buns fresh for days." "These people had been completely isolated from civilization." "No one had outlined a physical fitness program for them, and they had no athletic equipment." "I started them on simple calisthenics, worked up to rudimentary game skills, and finally, advanced competitive theory." "I was patient, and they were eager to learn." "They seemed to enjoy themselves." "Probably due to advanced American teaching techniques, we bridged the generations of isolation, and communicated successfully with the Molombos." "They're getting the hang of it." "When we re-enlist, I'll teach them baseball." "Ted, I don't want to stay here." "It's time to go home to the plans we made before the war." "A lot of people made plans before the war." "Like George Zip." "At that moment, I realised Elaine had doubts about our relationship." "And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem." "We did come back to the States." "I tried a number of jobs." "I could go on, but I'd probably bore you." "I couldn't blame Elaine." "She wanted a career." "I can't stand it." " What is it?" "Yes?" " It's my stomach." "I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film." "I'll see if I can find some dramamine." "Captain, a woman passenger is very sick." "Airsick?" "I think so, but I've never seen it so acute." "Find out if a doctor's onboard as quietly as you can." "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee." "Jim never vomits at home." "Sorry to wake you." "I'm looking for a doctor." "There's nothing to worry about." "Stewardess, I think the man next to me is a doctor." "Sir, excuse me." "Sorry to wake you, are you a doctor?" "That's right." " We have sick passengers." "Could you come look at them?" " Yes." "Yes, of course." "Let me see your tongue." "I'll be back in a minute." "Tell the captain to land." "She must go to a hospital." "A hospital!" "What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important." "I must speak to the captain." " Certainly." "Victor, we're running into heavy..." "Roger, take over!" "Captain, how soon can you land?" " I can't tell." "You can tell me." "I'm a doctor." " No, I'm not sure." "Can't you take a guess?" " Not for another two hours." "You can't take a guess for another two hours?" "No, we can't land." "Fog has closed down everything." "We've got to get through to Chicago." "Get him out of there!" "What is it, Doctor?" "What's going on?" "I'm not sure." "Haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant Concert." "What did we have for dinner?" " We had a choice - steak or fish." "Yes, I remember." "I had Lasagna." "What did he have?" " He had fish." "Doctor, two more are sick." "The other passengers are worried." "We'll handle the passengers." "Find out what the sick people had for dinner." "This is Captain Oveur speaking." "It's bumpy, but we'll be past it in a few minutes." "We're now flying over Hoover Dam, and later we'll pass south of the Grand Canyon." "Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight, OK?" "Chicago, this is flight 209er." "We're in trouble." "We need traffic below us cleared and priority landing in Chicago." "Yes?" "My husband's very sick." "Can you do something?" "The doctor will be with you in just a moment." "Do you know what he had for dinner?" "Yes, we both had fish." "Why?" "It's nothing to be alarmed about." "We'll be back to you very quickly." "Doctor, Mr Hammen ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases, and they all had fish." "The co-pilot had fish." "What did the navigator have?" "He had fish." "All right, now we know what we're up against." "Those who had fish for dinner will soon become violently ill." "Just how serious is it?" " Extremely serious." "It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat." "When the virus penetrates, the victim becomes dizzy, and begins to experience an itching rash." "From there, the poison works on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling." "At this point, the digestive system collapses, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence." "Until, finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly." "Put it on...automatic pilot." "Automatic pilot, automatic pilot..." "There it is!" "I'll go back to the passengers." "Come in, 209er." "This is Chicago." "Flight 209er, come in." "This is Elaine Dickinson, the stewardess." "Captain Oveur's passed out." "We've lost the co-pilot and navigator, too." "We're in trouble." "Roger." "I'm Steve McCroskey, Chicago air control." "I'll be back in a moment." "Hold all takeoffs." "When 508 reports, bring it straight in." "Suspend all meal service on flights leaving Los Angeles." "Tell all dispatchers to remain at the post." "How about coffee?" " No, thanks." "I want the weather on every available landing field." "You understand?" "Any place available to land that plane!" "Go to the tower and get a runway diagram." "Check down the field for emergency equipment." "Chief, we got fog every place east of the Rockies." "They'll have to come through to Chicago." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking." "Get the best available man who won't crack under pressure." "How about Mr Rogers?" "Get me Rex Kramer." "Next to the throttle is the air speed gauge." "What speed does it indicate?" "520 miles per hour." " Good." "Very good." "Now, check your altitude." "That's the dial below and right of the speed indicator." "35,000 feet." "No, wait. 34,000 feet." "No." "It's dropping!" "It's dropping fast!" "Why is it doing that?" "Oh, my God!" "The automatic pilot, it's deflating!" "Elaine, don't panic." "On his belt line there's a hollow tube." "That's the manual inflation nozzle." "Pull it out and blow on it." "What the hell's going on up there?" "Elaine." " Yes, Doctor?" "Elaine, you're a member of this crew." "Can you face some unpleasant facts?" " No." "Unless we hospitalise those people quickly," "I can't be sure of saving their lives." "Is there anyone on board who can land this plane?" "Well..." "No." "No one I know of." "You ought to know our chances." "Our lives depend on just one thing - finding someone to fly this plane who didn't have fish for dinner." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking." "We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement caused." "This is due to periodic air pockets." "There's no reason to become alarmed." "We hope you enjoy your flight." "By the way, is there anyone on board who can fly a plane?" "Hello." "I'm Paul Carey from the airline." "I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer." " Yes." "Come in, Paul." "Rex will be right out." "Shep, sit." "Sit!" "I understand there's an emergency." "Something like that." "There wasn't time to tell me very much..." "Shep, no!" "I'll bet exciting things happen all the time down there." "Airline business does have its moments." "After a while, you get used to it." "Shep!" "Come!" "He gets so excited when new people are here." "Are you a pilot?" " No, I'm in... a training program." "It's unbelievable." "It's just unbelievable." "How many times have I warned about food inspection?" "You'd think someone would listen to you." "Well, airport management, the FAA, and the airlines... they're all cheats and liars." "All right." "Let's get out of here." "I'm sorry, I was just looking for someone with flying experience." "When they built those roads, they didn't think about drainage, so we had to take a special jeep up to the main road." "We were lucky to get a jeep, since, just the day before, only one we had broke down." "It had a bad axle..." "Excuse me, sir." "There's a problem in the cockpit." "The cockpit?" "What is it?" "The little room where the pilot sits." "That's not important." "The first officer is ill, and the captain needs someone to help him with the radio." "Do you know anything about planes?" "I flew in the war years ago." "I wouldn't know anything about it." "Would you go up, please?" "The stewardess said..." "Both pilots?" " Can you fly this plane and land it?" "Surely, you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." "Doctor, I've checked everyone." "Mr Striker's the only one." "What's your flying experience?" "I flew single-engine fighters, but this plane has four engines." "It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether." "It's an entirely different kind of flying." "I haven't touched any kind of plane in six years." "Mr Striker, I know nothing about flying." "You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it." "You're the only chance we've got." "That's right." "That's what I said." "You heard me." "Tell Omaha to acknowledge and stand by." "Every piece of emergency equipment available." "Alert rescue units every mile of the way, from here to the Rockies." "Chief!" "We'll need a free-landing flight check." "Fast." "It's your wife." " I want the kids in bed by nine, the dog fed, the yard watered, the gate locked." "Get a note to the milkman - "No more cheese."" "Where the hell is Kramer?" "No, he can't do that." "The risk of a flame-out's too great." "Keep him at 24,000..." "No, feet." "A passenger is going to land that plane." "Is that possible?" " It's a hundred to one shot." "I know this guy." " You do?" "Who is it?" "Ted striker." "I flew with him during the war." "It won't make my job easier." "Ted Striker was a crack flight leader." "He was one of those men who..." "felt too much inside." "Maybe you know that kind." "He went all to pieces on a particular mission." "Let's just hope that doesn't happen tonight." "Let's see..." "Altitude, 24,000 feet." "Level flight." "Speed, 520 knots." "Course Zero Niner Zero." "Trim, mixture." "Wash, soap, rinse, spin." "Ted!" "What are you doing here?" "You can't fly this plane!" "That's what I'm trying to tell them." "Elaine." "I don't have time to be gentle, so I'll be very direct." "Everyone is in a desperate situation." "Mr Striker is the only hope we got." "Those are the flaps." "This is the thrust." "This must turn on the landing lights." "Mayday!" "Mayday!" " Mayday?" "What the hell is that?" "May Day's the Russian new year." "We'll have a big parade and serve..." "I can't stand it any more." "I've got to get out of here!" "Calm down!" "Get a hold of yourself!" "Please let me handle this." " I've got to get out..." "Calm down." "Get to your seat." "I'll handle it." "Calm down." "Get ahold of yourself." "Doctor, you're wanted on the phone." "Everything will be all right." "Sister, I can handle this." " Got to get out of here!" "We'd like you to have this flower." "Excuse me, sir, would you..." "Donations for Reverend Moon?" "Jews for Jesus?" "Read about Jehovah's Witness?" "How about Buddhism?" "Help Jerry's kids?" "Scientology?" " For nuclear power?" "Your attention, please." "No-frills passengers now arriving." "Please have your baggage claim checks ready to show upon leaving the terminal." "This guy has no airline experience." "He's a menace to everything in the air." "Yes, birds, too." "OK, he's a terrible risk, but what other choice have we got?" "That's the whole story, Rex." "Everything we know." "Let's face a few facts." "I flew with Striker during the war." "He can't afford to worry about those times when...things weren't so good." "Right now things aren't so good." " Let me tell you something." "Striker was a top-notch squadron leader long ago." "Get on the horn and talk that guy down." "Let him get the feel of that airplane, then you'll have to talk him right down to the ground." "Very well." "Put Striker on the speaker." "Use my radio." "I took the wrong week to quit drinking." "You can work them direct from here, Captain." "Striker?" "Striker, this is Captain Rex Kramer speaking." "Yes, Captain Kramer." "Read you loud and clear." "All right." "It's obvious you remember me." "What do you say we forget about everything, except what we must do?" "Let's not kid each other, Kramer." "You know I've never flown a bucket like this." "I'll need all the luck there is." " Stand by, Striker." "Our one hope is to build this man up." "I've got to give him confidence." "Striker, you ever flown a multi-engine plane?" "No, never." " Shit!" "It's a goddamn waste of time." "There's no way he can land it!" "You got to talk him down!" "You got to!" "Route him into Lake Michigan." "At least avoid killing innocent people." "You're the only chance they've got." "All right." "Striker, you listen, and you listen close." "Flying a plane is like riding a bicycle." "It's just harder to put baseball cards in the spokes." "First, get the feel of the plane." "Later, we'll run down the landing procedure." "All right." "Disengage the automatic pilot." "Make no violent control movements like you did in the fighter planes." "All right." "I'll unlock the automatic pilot." "The controls will feel very heavy compared to a fighter." "Don't worry about that." "It's perfectly normal." "Now, one more thing." "Can somebody work the radio and leave you free for flying?" "The stewardess is here with me." "Good." "Have her sit in the co-pilot seat." "Elaine, he wants you to sit in the co-pilot seat." "What's going on?" "We have a right to know the truth." "All right, I'll level with you all." "The most important thing is that you remain calm." "There's no reason to panic." "It's true one of the crew members is ill." "Slightly ill." "The other two pilots are fine." "They're flying the plane, free to pursue a life of religious fulfilment." "The radio is all yours." "Keep an eye on number three engine gauge." "It's running a little hot." "Striker, first I'd like to say something." "I know things must look pretty rough up there." "If you do what I tell you when I tell you, there's no reason you should lack confidence in your chances of coming out alive and in one piece." "What weather are you in?" "Rain." " And a little ice." "And a little ice." "How's it handling?" " Sluggish." "Like a wet sponge." "Sluggish." "Like a wet sponge." "All right, Striker." "You're doing just fine." "It's damn good he doesn't know I hate his guts." "It's damn good you don't know he hates your guts." "Can I get you something?" "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "Stewardess." "I speak jive." " Good." "He said he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him?" "Tell him to relax." "I'll be back with some medicine." "Call Captain Oveur's wife and let her know what's going on." "This weather bulletin just came off the wire." "What can you make out of this?" "This?" "I can make a hat or a brooch or pterodactyl..." "Hello?" " Mrs Oveur?" "Yes, this is Mrs Oveur." "This is Ed Macias calling from the airport." "There's trouble on your husband's flight." "We don't know how serious it is, but Steve McCroskey thought you'd want to come over right away." "Yes." "I'll be right down." "I've got to go to the airport." "You can let yourself out the back door." "There's juice in the refrigerator." "Doctor says the sick people are getting worse." "We're running out of time." "I've got to concentrate." "I've got to concentrate." "Hello?" "Echo!" "Pinch hitting for Pedro Bourbone," "Manny Mota." "How you doing, honey?" " Jack, I'm so hot, I'm burning up." "I'll turn on some air." "What's going on?" " Close the window!" "Chicago, the passengers are panicking." "When do we start down?" "Not yet." "You'll be in radar range any second now." "They should have been in range 10 minutes ago." "Gunderson, check the radar range." "Anything yet?" "About two more minutes, chief." "Two minutes?" "They could be miles off course." "Impossible!" "They're on instruments." "This is going to be a real sweat." "Gunderson, let me know when you get anything." "Got a cigarette, Nels?" "I can't take much more of this." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines." "Johnny, how about some more coffee?" " No, thanks." "These reporters want a statement." "How much longer can they hold out?" " 30, 45 minutes." "Who's flying the plane?" " A passenger." "He's an experienced air force pilot." "No cause for alarm." "Take over." " What kind of plane?" "It's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains and wheels." "It looks like a big tylenol." "OK, boys." "Let's get some pictures." "This bulletin just handed to me." "Stricken airliner approaching Chicago..." "Shana, they bought their tickets." "They knew what they were getting into." "I say, let them crash!" "Would you like some whisky, ma'am?" " Certainly not!" "How are the passengers?" "I won't deceive you, Mr Striker." "We're running out of time." "Surely, there's something you can do." "I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley." "Randy, are you all right?" "Oh, Dr Rumack." "I'm scared." "I've never been so scared..." "And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married." "We're going to make it." "You've got to believe that." "Dr Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?" "Pretty soon." "How are you bearing up?" "To be honest, I've never been so scared, but at least I have a husband." "Stay in formation." "Target's just ahead." "Target should be clear if you go in low enough." "You'll have to decide." "You'll have to decide." "You'll have to decide." "Stay in formation." "Target's just ahead." "Target should be clear if you go in low enough." "You'll have to decide." "You'll have to decide." "You'll have to decide." "Oh, rats!" "Lost number four." "What happened?" "What went wrong?" "I forgot to check the oil pressure." "When Kramer hears about this, the shit's going to hit the fan." "I told him to watch that oil temperature." "What's he doing?" "Stiker, that plane can't land itself." "Ease off." "It's not his fault." "It could happen to any pilot." "It happened to Barbara Stanwyck." "Can't push him too hard." "Might break." "Remember who you're dealing with." "Nick, Pete, Jerry, there's a fire in the barn." "He's right." "I can't take the pressure." "I was crazy to think I could land this plane." "But, Ted, you're the only..." " I don't care." "I don't have what it takes." "They would be better off with someone who's never flown before." "Bad news." "Fog's getting thicker." "And Leon's getting larger." "I know what you're going to say, so save your breath." "Well, I don't have a thing to say." "You've done the best you could." "You really have." "The best you could." "We can't expect to win them all." "I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years." "I was in the war." "Medical corps." "One night, they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one raid." "He could barely talk." "He looked up at me, he said," ""The odds were against us there, but we went in anyway." ""I'm glad." "Captain made the right decision."" "The pilot's name was George Zip." "George Zip said that?" "The last thing he said to me," ""Doc," he said, "Sometime the crew is up against it." "The breaks are beating the boys." "Tell them to give it all they've got and win just one for the Zipper." "I don't know where I'll be then," he said... but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."" "Excuse me, doc." "I've got a plane to land." "You'd better stay up there a bit." "When the fog lifts, we'll bring you in." "I'll take it, Elaine." "Listen, Dr Rumack says the sick people are in critical condition." "Every minute counts." "We've got to land now." "Don't be a fool, Striker." "You know what landing like this means." "I'm ordering you to stay up there." "No dice, Chicago." "I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in." "I guess the foot's on the other hand now." "He'll never make it in this soup." "But it's his ship now." "He's in charge." "He's boss, head man, top dog, big cheese, head honcho..." "Captain, look at this." "{Y:bi}Passengers certain to die." "{Y:bi}Airline negligent." "There's a sale at Penny's!" "I'll need three men in the tower." "You, Neubauer, you, Macias." "Me John." "Big tree." "Striker, we're going to the tower." "Good luck." "They're going to the tower." "The tower!" "The tower!" "Rapunzel!" "Rapunzel!" "Stewardess, how soon till we land?" "It won't be long now." "Try not to worry." "We're all ready, sir." "Captain McCroskey, this is Captain Roberts." "Captain Kramer, this is Captain Colosimo." "Captain Hinshaw, this is Captain Gantz." "Captain Kramer, Captain Gantz." "Captain Hinshaw, Captain Roberts." "Colosimo, you work the relay." "Roberts, check air traffic." "Get that finger out of your ear." "You don't know where it's been." "Steve!" " Got a cigarette, Nels?" "Linda, your husband and the others are alive but unconscious." "Just like Gerald Ford." "There's a chance we can save them if Striker lands that plane in time." "That isn't much of a chance." "I don't know." "We're doing everything we can." "Now excuse me." "Where did you get that dress?" "It's awful!" "And those shoes and that coat!" "Geez!" "8 miles." "Turn right to heading 044." "We're now at 2,000 feet beginning our descent." "Pour every light onto that field." " It's being done." "Tower to emergency vehicles, runway is niner." "Airport vehicles, take positions one and two." "Civilian equipment, number three." "Air force, positions four and five." "All ambulances go to number three." "Air Israel, please clear the runway." "In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions." "Life jackets are under your seat." "Place it over your head." "When I give the word, pull the cord on the right side flap." "Your seat cushions are also equipped with a flotation device." "WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever." "Your altitude's too erratic." "You can't come straight in." "You've got enough fuel for two hours." "I'll take it, Elaine." "Listen to me, Kramer." "We have people up here who will die in less than an hour." "I may bend your precious airplane, but I'll get it down." "The passengers are ready." " Thanks, Randy." "You better leave, sweetheart." "You might get hurt up here." "Ted..." " Yes?" "I wanted you to know...now..." "I'm very proud." "Tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land." "The gear is down, and we're ready to land." "He's on final now." "Put out all runway lights except niner." "Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights." "No." "That's just what they'll be expecting us to do." "I want to tell you both good luck." "We're all counting on you." "Now listen carefully." "You'll see the runway at 300 feet." "Touch down a third of the way." "A slight cross wind, so be ready." "Land too fast, use your emergency brakes." "Red handle's right in front." "If that doesn't stop you..." "If that doesn't stop you, cut the four ignition switches." "Can you see us now?" "You should be able to see the field." "Sure is quiet out there." " Yeah, too quiet." "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." "There it is." "There he is!" "Striker, you're coming in too fast." "I know, I know!" "He knows, he knows!" "Below 700 now." "Still going down." "675, 650, 625, he's holding." "No, he's down, he's down." "Sound your alarm now." "Now, everybody, get in crash positions." "Put down 30 degrees of flap." "All right, listen to me." "Remember your brakes and switches." "Get ready to flare it out!" "He's all over the place." "900 up to 1 ,300 feet." "What an asshole." "More left rudder." "Put down more flap." "Just kidding!" "Striker, lift your nose." "Straighten your wings." "Coming in too fast." "Watch your speed." "He's coming right at us!" "Coming in too hot." "Ease up on the throttle." "Watch out for that cross wind." "Level it out." "You'll have to dip your left wing." "You're drifting." "Keep your eyes on the far end of the runway." "You're too low, damn it!" "Watch your stall speed." "Flare it out!" "Ease her down." "Down!" "The brake!" "Pull the red handle!" "I want to tell you both good luck." "We're all counting on you." "Flight 209 now arriving at gate eight." "Gate nine." "Gate ten." "Pull out of it!" "Push that button!" "Gate 13..." "Gate 14." "Gate 15..." "Auntie Em!" "Toto!" "It's a twister!" "Gate 23, 24, 25..." "I want to tell you both good luck." "We're all counting on you." "Striker?" "Striker, are you all right?" " Yeah." "We're OK." "Ted, that was probably the lousiest landing in the history of this airport." "But some of us, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand." "And, Ted, when the going got rough..." "Have a nice day." "OK." "Have a nice day and thank you for flying TransAmerican." "Loneliness, that's the bottom line." "I was never happy as a child." "Christmas, what does that mean to you?" "Mine was living hell." "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head by an iron boot?" "Of course not." "It never happens." "Sorry." "That's a dumb question." "Skip that." "There you go." "Have a nice day." "Municipal bonds, Ted." "Talking double "A" rating." "Best investment in America." "(c)2001 prevod adaptirao Bane mailto: banel@EUnet.yu" "Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes, but that's it."

"Previously on Jericho" "Some of them were on planes that landed in the middle of nowhere." "They've been walking for weeks." "They must have gone through hell." "Oh, my God." "At the current levels of consumption, we will be completely out of gas and diesel in two weeks." "There's a woman in that group of refugees that" "Bill is processing." "I think you should talk to her." "Hello, Rob." "Someone on my team sold us all out." "You're smart enough to know that they would say anything to get you to talk, Sarah." "Get the package." "We're the United States Marines, and we're here to help." "... and those are to restore lights, power and infrastructure to Kansas, one town at a time." "Something's wrong about all this, all right?" "Trust me." "They've got somebody on the edge of town pretending to be their headquarters." "Is any of this real?" " The gun's real." " Hands up." "Get them up!" "What the hell do we do with them?" "You will leave your weapons on the tank, and you will move out!" " What do we do with that?" " Stanley, got room in your barn?" " Seriously?" " Why not?" "Never know when you might need a tank." "You're making too much noise." "Sorry." "Where did it go?" "There it is." " It's locked." " We shouldn't go in." "Go in here." " Why do I have to?" " So we can eat." "You see it?" "Katie?" "Come on, Jake, there's a line here." "Did you hear about the tank?" "Those Marines coming or what?" "Everybody, just calm down!" "You'll get your share." "You'll get your rations!" "People, please, back up!" "How is Gray handling this?" "You better get in there." "I think we really screwed ourselves this time." "You said everyone in the shelter gets half-rations until the Marines come." "Well, the Marines aren't coming, and you've known all along." "We did the best that we could." "People had to believe that help was on the way." "And you know what?" "Half-rations is a lot more than those refugees had before they got here." "Did you know about this?" "The Marines..." "That they were con artists?" "Yeah, but we didn't give them any of our supplies." "And Gray is right." "The last thing this town needs is to lose hope." "Hope won't keep my friends from starving." "I've got one woman too weak to walk." "It's a mathematical problem." "We've got your friends, plus another 50 who migrated here." "That's too many people, and not enough food." "We'll just have to figure out how to make what we have last." "I say the first thing we do, is stop giving it away to strangers." "What if we cut the food rations in half, again?" "It's more than the food." "What about medicine?" "Those refugees came here sick." "They've been burning through our meds for a month." "Can we make it to spring, Harry?" "Some of us can." "Not all." "Crime's been going up since they got here." "Crime's been going up since the bombs." "It's got to be done." "The numbers speak for themselves." "Just look at 'em." "I don't need to look at 'em." "I see them in my sleep." "What are you going to do?" "Folks?" "Folks, listen up!" "I am sorry to say that the town no longer has the resources to take care of you." "What?" "Where are we supposed to go?" "So if you could please gather up your belongings, you will be escorted to a FEMA camp out" " near I-70." " We've been to those FEMA camps." "We barely made it out alive the first time." "FEMA has medicine and supplies, and we don't." "You heard the mayor." "You need to start packing up." "What are you going to do, put us in jail?" "Great." "If I didn't have to do this," " I wouldn't." " We've been working!" "Okay?" "We've been chopping wood!" "Jessica's been helping you with your medical center." "I'm sorry." "But if you put us out on the..." "This isn't a debate." "You're right." "'Cause we're staying." "Season 1" " Episode 16 " One Man's Terrorist "" "[ Synchro ] Benj!" " Loky / aSpro5oo" "Anything?" "Static." "No news." "I guess now the secret about the tank is out, there's no need to hide the radio." "Yeah." "I'll take it down to Bailey's later." "We can all be annoyed together." "Emily." "Gray's trying to kick out the refugees." "They barricaded themselves inside the church." "Was anybody hurt?" "Is there another door?" "No." "They blocked that one, too." "Look, Roger, I'm sorry, but..." "You lie about the Marines, you get caught, you need someone to blame, so you pick them." "We have taken in almost a hundred people since the bombs." "Roger, you brought over 50 yourself." "We've done our part." "It's time for somebody else to share the burden." " Now, these FEMA camps..." " Those FEMA camps are jungles." "Putting anybody out on those streets is a death sentence." "You've been out there." "You know that." "Look, it comes down to ressources." "All right?" "And people of Jericho have to come first." "It's 100 of them or 100 of us." "Let me work on Gray." "You and Emily try and talk some sense into the refugees." "Don't give Gray a reason to make this worse." "All right?" "Gray can't send these people away like this." "It's his call." "Well, isn't there something we can do?" "Give them warm clothing for the trip." "We've given away everything we can spare." "Well, there's..." "What?" "April's things?" "Kyle, what are you doing?" "We're not leaving here without a fight." " This is a bad idea." " What should we do?" "We take down the barricade." "We go out unarmed." "We look them in the eye, and we ask them to stay till the end of winter." "Look them in the eye." "That's your plan?" " You don't know this town." " Apparently, that makes two of us." "Where did you get the food from?" "You stole it." "You broke into people's houses?" "It's not like you didn't do the same thing when we were out there." "Yeah, well, this is different." "This town took care of us!" "We took care of us!" "Because we knew, one day, this town wouldn't." "What do you see?" "Looks like Simmons has got his nephew guarding the shed." "I don't think I can get in." "You have to." "You traded them for that gas, and they're holding out on you." "You can't let these farmers get away with it anymore." "It's easy for you to say." "I'll go this time." "Very funny." "What?" "You think you're the only badass here?" " Uh... yeah." " You want to bet?" "Forget it, Skylar." "Simmons is not a pushover like Frederickson." "Neither am I." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "You could get hurt." "You're worried about me?" "That's so sweet." "Now, watch and learn." "Found them!" "Tear gas?" "Gray, those things been sitting around for years." "You can't do this, Gray." "I've given these people sanctuary." "Reverend, this is a police matter now." "You have no right to assault these people." "They've committed no crimes." " They'll be my responsibility." " What, are you going to feed them?" "What, you got a little hospital down there, Reverend?" "No, I didn't think so." "What's that sound?" "They're boarding up the windows." "There were half a dozen other places we could have stopped, but you kept talking like Jericho was the end of the freakin' rainbow." "So we kept walking..." "losing people... for this." "Out of my way, Johnston!" "I know what I'm doing." "You know why we never used those?" "A little thing called Waco happened." "The FBI used tear gas, and they swear it didn't start that fire, but it could have." " You ready to live with that?" " Dad!" "We can't hold off a town." " It's too big a gamble." " It's not a gamble for you!" "You get to go home to a warm bed every night." "I told you..." "I'm with you." "What happens when we get kicked out of this town?" "Come on!" "What are you doing?" "Get out of the way!" "She's got no pulse." "Hank!" "Hank!" " Skylar!" " Thank God." "There are men on the road!" " Men?" "What men?" " They're with Ravenwood." "Is your uncle here?" " No, it's just me." " We have to hide!" "Okay, yeah." "Come on!" "How many were there?" "I don't know." "Five, maybe six." "I can't see them." "You know what?" "I bet you have a better view from the hayloft." " I'm right behind you." " Okay." "Skylar!" "Stop!" "It's okay." "I'll wait." "One of the refugees is still out there." "You have the rangers search the barns." "Use dogs if it'll help." "And the rest of them?" "Take them to the med center, get them fixed up, Harry." "Then send them away." "What about the extra food you promised them?" "Give it to them." " After what they did to us?" " Will you just do it, before somebody else gets hurt?" "!" "It's not too late." "Just let them stay until spring." "You think I haven't tried to make that work?" "The numbers don't add up." " They're good people, Gray." "Just..." " And?" "!" "Good people are dying every day!" "Someone finally has to tell the truth." "It's musical chairs out there." "The music has stopped!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God, get away from me!" "Get away from me!" "A hundred counts of murder, Gray." "That's what they should charge you with if you send them away." "We have been feeding them and we have been heating the shelter." "We've been taking from my friends to give to strangers, so don't you dare lecture me!" "Whatever happens to them is on you!" "Let me go, please!" " I don't want to hurt you!" " Just let me go, please!" "You're not leaving until this is resolved!" "This is resolved!" "Get out of my way!" " They're not going anywhere." " You want to bet?" "Just take whatever you want!" "Just get out!" "And go where?" "!" "I got the entire police force guarding the refugees, and one way or another, they're going." "Hey, stop it!" "All right, stop it!" "What's going on?" "What happened?" "Gray pulled a gun." "It was an accident." "Like hell!" "He shot me!" "There's so much blood." "He needs a doctor." " Get-get Kenchy." " No, get Jessica." "Shut up!" "You're not running things!" "Get Jessica, please, all right?" "I trust her." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "What are you looking for?" "Superglue." "The sole on my boot came apart after a couple hundred miles." "My son's shoes might fit you." "I'd rather fix these." "Why?" "They're all I have left that are mine." "Where are you going to go?" "I don't know really." "My family was in Chicago." "I wish there was more that we could do." "Ma'am, there are empty houses all over Jericho, and we sleep in a shelter." "Those are our neighbors' homes." "They were gone when the bombs went off." "They're coming back." "Well, wherever your neighbors are," "I hope nobody's kicking them out of town in the middle of winter." "What the hell happened in there?" " Gray's bleeding badly." " I'm busy." " I need your help!" " Get Kenchy." "Look, you're the only one Roger trusts." "You want me to save Gray Anderson?" "If Gray dies, so does Roger." "People aren't just going to let it go." "Please?" "We can all get out of this." "I was just trying to help them." "Now... there's no way the town lets them stay." "It was an accident." "I saw it." "Gray... just until spring." "That's all I ask." "Come on!" "You were right." "This is on me." "I brought them here." "I did it..." "I did it for my own reasons." "But don't punish them," "I'm begging you." "Just till spring." "Go to hell." "I've got Jessica." "Let us in." "You need to let me look at him." "You give them a chance I'll give you a chance." "I was going to give you food, an escort." "We wouldn't survive out there... you know that." "We have to stay here." "Why would you die over this?" "!" "He's our only leverage." "Roger, this isn't you." "I survived out there for three months." "You have no idea what I can do if I have to." " Any sign of her?" " No." "Check the buildings." "She's got to be around here somewhere." "Hold up." "She changed the location again." "Meet you back at the road." "Bill, don't!" "You think I want to?" "Roger's a friend of mine, but I can't let the mayor bleed to death." "What if you miss?" "What if you hit Emily?" "Get off me." "If I get the shot, Jake..." "I'm taking it." "Damn it." "We have to get him help." "He didn't want to do this." "It doesn't matter what we want, does it?" "It matters what we do." "I tried to get us all back here." "I promised them if we just stuck together." " And you did." " Yeah." "Emily, most of us made it back." "19 of us didn't." "What's going on?" "And I remember..." "every one of their faces." " Get away from the window!" " Jake, what are you doing?" "!" " I told you to stay out!" " Get away from the window!" "Get away from the window!" "Roger, get away from the window!" "Roger, get away from the window!" "If you want your friends to live... you better back the hell off right now and listen to me!" "Roger, he's here to help." "I'm listening." "What if we give you transportation?" "And food and fuel?" "So we can die out there?" " Guy is that what you think about?" " No!" "You can make it to the migration trail." "Head south and beat the winter." "It's not your decision to make." "Won't be yours either if you're dead." "You can't keep us in here forever." "This will end." "And when it does, you can forget about staying." "They will kick you out with nothing." "I'm going to need guns." "I can't give you guns." "I can't protect a hundred people with what I have." "But you let Jessica take Gray to the medical center." "He's not leaving." "Roger, if that bullet is still in him, I'm going to have to open him up." "Is it a deal?" "You make sure everything's ready." "I'll let him go." "Hey, Allie." "Dad, you can't be around here." "Mom will freak out." "I won't stay long." "Come on." "So..." "I just wanted to know how you were doing." "Settling in okay at Jimmy's place?" " Yeah, he just never stops talking." " No..." "He doesn't." "ow's Sam?" "You know, he gets scared." "And you?" "I'm fine." "Look... that thing you had to do to Sarah..." "I know how that can change people." "Dad... don't worry about me." "I'm not Sam, and I'm not Mom." "So... you're not going to live with us anymore... are you ?" "I don't think it's a good idea right now." "Then don't worry." "I'll take care of them." "Come here." "You are not me." "Thank you for helping me." "Just try to keep still." "It's my job, you know." "I didn't want to do it." "I had to." "We all have our jobs to do, whether we want to do them or not." "Just hang on." "The bus is here." "When do you think you'll come back?" "After this... he's never going to let me come back." "Maybe I shouldn't have brought them here." "There were other places... camps... towns we heard about." "But I had to see you." "A refugee broke into the house." " Are you okay?" " Yeah, yeah." "I'll get the guys." "Listen to me." "We can't let this happen." "We're ready." "Get up." "Wait, you can't take him." "Once my friends and I... are safely out of town..." "I'll let him go." "He'll be dead by then." "You can't let them go out there." "A woman died on Main Street today." "I didn't even know her name." "Did you?" "If you need a hostage, take me." "Think of our neighbors who haven't made it back yet." "That's who they are." "Now my family can feed two people." "Now my family can feed two people." "Who else here is willing to share their rations?" "They're coming out!" "All right, move back!" "Move back!" "Come on, people, we can do this." "I know we can, please." "Thank you, Bob." "Yeah." "Right." "Good." "Who else?" "Come on, who else?" "Please." "Please." "Everybody, get back!" "Get back!" "Keep your guns down." "Keep them down." "Move back!" "Move back!" " Move back!" " My God." "Roger... it's over." "They can stay." "We found them homes." "Just put the gun down, Roger." "You won." "Come on, put it down." "How's the mayor?" "Jessica did a great job." "He's, um... he's lost a lot of blood, but he's stable." "We talked him into letting the others stay." "But, um..." "Not me." "Well..." "I'd say I'd call you, but..." "I'm coming with you." "No, you're not." "Roger, I-I am, so..." "I did this so the people I love can be safe here." "I'm not taking the person I love the most out on those roads." "I can handle it." "I can't." "So... what do you think?" "Well, it's no Saks Fifth Avenue, but... it's pretty great." "Thanks to all the deals we made, we have a real trading post now." "Hi, Mr. Simmons." "Hank." " What?" "!" "You think this is a joke?" "I could've shot you." "Talk to your uncle, Hank." "He's the one that broke the deal." "You're just a real big man, aren't you?" "Just give me my horse and the gas, and I'll be on my way." "The horse is tied up in the alley, but the gas is mine." "I'm through playing games with you." "Hank, get the gas." "Meet my new employees." "This is, um, Jim and Judy Moore's house." "They were visiting their grandchildren just outside of Philadelphia." "Rations are on Tuesday." "We'll be by to share them with you." "Mrs. Green." "Thank you." "We got together some canned food and water." "I wish I had more." "Nothing I say is going to... is going to sound right, so..." "Are you really sad to see me go?" "It's not about that." "Here." "Take Cedar Run first, it's clear, and then head to New Bern." "Heather, Stanley, my brother, they can help you once you're there." "I know my way around." "Bodies were found along Route 400 near Cimarron." "We've also received reports that the bombers gained the trust of local officials which allowed..." "Wait, I've heard that voice before." "Oh, yeah, that's the guy that does the farm report." "It's real news." "... to research laboratories." "In New York, the terrorists who were apprehended, were all carrying nearly perfect fake FBI badges." "Their identities have not been released." "Authorities have increased security at all critical sites." "Jimmy?" "Jimmy, what is it?" "All citizens are encouraged to be vigilant." "As we receive more information, we will bring it to you." "Until then, all news is now local." "Take care of each other, Kansas."

"Subtitles by demonseye" "Get your bag off the table." "People eat there." "They eat on plates." "Don't give me crap, Maizy." "I'm telling." "You said "crap"." " There's nothing wrong with "crap"." " Oh, really?" "I thought that was a swear." " No, you're thinking of "shit"." " Oh, right." "Do you mind?" "A sixth-grader chased me with his bike and I was running." "When I got exhausted and fell down, he waled me with his shoe." " Then thank your parents for that." " How come?" "It was their brilliant idea to move here." "They weren't making enough cash in Indianapolis." "Forget that we were perfectly happy." "So thank them for getting treated like shit every day." " I'm telling on that one." " Shut your face." " Your book bag doesn't go on the floor." " Always have a cow." "Your nails are digging into my arm, goddamn it!" "Pick it up!" "You're just supposed to open the door for us." "You're not supposed to kick us around." "I'm an American." "I have rights!" "Maizy, did I kick you around?" "No, but you said "shit" twice." "But only once for real." "I've got better things to do than baby-sit you, you little stain." "Oh, like what, hang out with friends you don't have?" "Why don't you just shut up?" "Wanna make me?" "When our mother figure isn't here, I'm in charge." " I'm sick of you calling her that." " Too bad." "You moron!" "I don't know why we need boys at all." "They're so loud." "Shut up!" " Shut up yourself!" " We need boys... so they can grow up, get married and turn into shadows." "Let the dog out." "Percy!" "This is such a wonderful dinner, mother." "How do you find the time?" "Miles." "Maizy, put that down." " Did you win at hockey yesterday?" " Hockey's been over for two weeks." "I guess you don't want a hockey stick for your birthday." "Hmm, you know what?" "When dad goes to New York, I'm going to take a week off work." "So you can interview new housekeepers?" " I've had enough of your ugliness." " Oh, really?" "We're all just a little tired of the act." " This is really a good idea." " Thank you." " How's the pie?" " Not bad." "You gonna be at work in the morning?" "I don't see how I can avoid it." "You don't seem very happy about it." "All right." "If you gotta know, I'm really not that excited about going to work for my girlfriend." "There, I said it." "It's out of the way." "Okay, okay." "Buck, I love you." "I can't help myself." "I wanna get married, I wanna have a family." "I wanna do it with you." "You know, the clock is ticking away here." "I would just like to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet before I die." "I'll get you a mouse and a... piece of sheet metal." " Come on, lighten up, will you?" " Ah, don't push my button." "I'm not getting into this." "I'm not pushing your button." "This is..." "I know me." "I know what I like." "All right?" "I like... my friends, I like my freedom." "I like knowing I can throw my sticks in the trunk of my car and go golfing anytime I want." "I-I don't hurt anybody." "I dont..." "I don't see what the problem is." "That is the best formula for loneliness I ever heard." " Why are we arguing?" " We're talkin'." "I said I'd be at work in the morning." "I'll be there." "Okay." "I..." "I-I..." "I just..." "I just gotta get this out." "I mean, I know I'm kinda like harpin' on somethin' here, but, you know, j-just let me say it." "I mean, you know, I am..." "I'm workin' on history," "I'm workin' on the past." "You're gonna show up for work?" "You swear to God?" " In the a.m.?" "Promise?" " Chanice, I'll be honest with you." "If I could think of an excuse that you would buy, I'd use it." "Hello." " Oh, God!" " What?" "Just a second." "It's your aunt." "What happened?" "Your dad had a heart attack." "Who's gonna watch the kids?" "Marcie." "She's right across the street." "She's the last person I'd ask for a favor." "What about the, uh, Nevilles?" "Would you call 'em?" "I wanna leave as soon as we can." "I am so helpless here." "Honey, now don't start getting down on why we moved." "It has nothing to do with what happened." "Sorry." "Yeah." "This is just a thought." "What about Buck?" "I'm sure he'd be glad to help out." "This is not the time to discuss your brother." " I don't want him here." " It's just a suggestion." "He doesn't have kids." "He isn't married." "He-he doesn't even work!" "He's a little out there, but he's responsible and he's family." "Buck is not the kind of guy I feel comfortable leaving my kids with." "The trashy people he hangs out with?" "That-that woman who... sells tires?" "The... horse racing, the gambling..." "Can you see him in this house?" "Okay." "Call the Nevilles." "Are we going to Indianapolis?" "Daddy and I are." "And we're not?" "No, I..." "I don't think that would be a good idea." "Thanks." "I loved my father very much." "So, why did you move away from him?" "If my whole family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too." "Ah, I see." " Who's gonna take care of us?" " Mr. And Mrs. Neville." " Is that a joke?" " You don't like the Nevilles?" " The dog's a ball sniffer." " Don't talk like that." "Mr. Neville yelled at Michael Larson because their dog was sniffing Michael's balls." " Don't use that word." " I don't know another word." "I'm sure we can talk to Mr. Neville about the dog." "Sorry, honey." "They're in Florida." "Okay." "You get in bed." "You have to get up for school." " Who's in Florida?" " Just get back in bed." " What's the other word for balls?" " Get in bed." "Nuts." "What do we do?" "I don't think we have much choice." "Can we trust 'im?" " Yeah?" " Buck, this is Bob." "Bob?" "Bob who?" "Buck, i-i-it's your brother." "Bobby!" "Bobby!" "Hang on a minute." "Bobby." "I just used your Christmas present." "Ah." "The Clapper." "Bob, you little pissant, how you doing, huh?" "Geez!" "What, are you drunk?" "Hey, you know something?" "We gotta get together." "I haven't been over your house since you moved in." "Hey, I-I-I'm real sorry about those bushes too." "I had no idea that they will catch on fire like that." "You know, you were right." "I should never have put the barbecue that close." "Buck, Cindy's father had a heart attack tonight." "We'd like to get down to Indianapolis as soon as possible." "But, uh, well, we have a problem with the kids." "We're stuck for somebody to watch them." "I-if you're not doing anything..." "Is this, uh, okay with Cindy?" "This has got her approval on 'em?" "Oh, yeah." "Well, that'd be great." "That'll..." "I'd be honored." "Sure." "You..." "I've still got the one bedroom." "You know, I'm gonna get a bigger place, but, uh..." "Hey, they bring their, uh, sleeping bags over here." "We'll have some fun." "We'll make tents and stuff..." "Get some toys and peanut butter." " You know, we'll have a blast." " Uh..." "I thought you could come here." " Uh, the kids... have school." " What am I thinking about?" "Sure." "Uh..." "Do we wanna do this tonight or in the morning?" "Tonight would be best, I mean if you could do it." "Yeah, tonight will be fine." "That'll be fine." "Don't worry about it." "I'll, uh, pack a few things, I'm on my way." "Thanks." "See you soon." "He can do it." "He was asleep and..." "I woke him up." "At this hour, that's a good sign." "We're all set." "Okay, this, this and this." "Bag, bag, bag." "Okay." "Yeah, this will do." "Hello." "Chanice?" "Honey?" " Honey, I have some bad news." " Let me guess." "You are not coming in to work in the morning." "Just le..." "No, but..." "You don't..." "Would you just...?" "Give me..." "Let me get..." "Let me get..." "You're not..." "Give me a..." "Good-bye." "Oh, boy, those kids, I haven't seen those kids in a while." "Tia's gotta be nine." "Nine, maybe ten." "Oh, boy." "And the two new ones." "They're, uh..." "Larry and, uh..." "Larry and, uh..." "Betsy." "Jennifer." "Jennifer." "Larry and Jennifer." "Nice kids." "Honey, he's 40 years old." "He knows his way around." "Look." "Why don't you go finish packing?" "You know, I'll-I'll watch out for Buck." "What the hell?" "Where is everybody?" "Bob." "Bob?" "This isn't funny." "Come on." "Wake up!" " I'm freezing my ass off out here." " Oh, shit!" "Come on, I'm getting mad, Bob." " Yo, Bobby?" "!" " Buck?" " Bob?" " Buck!" " Bob?" " Buck!" " Bob?" " Over here!" "Do you have any idea how many big white houses there are on this street?" " Shh!" " What?" " Keep it down." " What?" " What do you want me to do with my car?" " For crying out loud!" "Sorry, Mr. Hatfield." "It's 2:00 a.m.!" "How you doing?" "Hey, sorry I'm late." " Oh, no." "Thanks for coming." " What happened to the moustache?" " Oh, uh, I had to shave it off." " How's Cindy?" " Not well, not well." " Her dad?" "Hard to say." "Those medical terms, huh?" "What is it, an infarction or something like that?" " Hey, I-I stopped smoking cigarettes." " Oh, good." "Isn't that somethin'?" "I'm on to cigars now." "I'm on a five-year plan." "I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum." " Good." " Yeah." "Uh, money." " I'll leave you blank checks." " Oh, no, no, please, I-I've got lots of money." " No." " No, please." "No." "I got the money, please." "I'd like to do this." "All right?" "So, uh..." "No, come on, will you, please?" "I'll pay you back when we get home." "I-I won't have any problem cashing, uh, a second-party out-of-state paycheck, will I?" "The reason I'm saying is I've been so busy lately," "I haven't been able to do my banking and, uh..." "I don't think there'll be a problem, don't worry about it." "Let me... just leave you the checks." " Well, only if it's comfortable for you." " That'll be easier." "I guess, sure." "Do you have a plunger here?" "While I'm thinking of these things, uh..." "For the morning, you know." "My plumbing is just so bad." "Of course, yours is a good plumbing here, right?" "Yeah, I would imagine." "Don't worry about it." "You know, everything will be fine." "Just been bound up lately." "It's-it's-it's driving me crazy." "I've been eating a lot of cheese for some reason." "I don't know what it is, I got a craving for the stuff." "Think maybe that's an allergy or somethin'?" "Yeah." "I don't know, I can't get enough cheese." "I feel like a... big mouse." " I don't know." " Oh, well." "Oh, well." "Let's see." "Oh!" "Oh, Miles' birthday." "I forget that." "We'll be back by that time." "Okay, then." "This should do." "I probably won't use 'em." "You know, just in case." " Right." " Great." "Okay." "Here we go." "I know I've forgotten something." "What else?" "What else?" "What else?" "All right?" "Okay, that looks nice." "Hey, give me your arm." "It-it should only be a few days." "I promise I'll call you." "I'll call you tomorrow." " You've got all the phone numbers?" " Yeah." " We're off." " Take care of yourself." " Thanks a lot, Buck." " Okay." "All right." " We really appreciate this." " Thanks." "Thank you." " Say hi to your dad for me." " You can do it." " Drive safely." " Okay." " All right?" " Thanks." "Okay." "Oh, that's for sure." "Unbreakable." "Shit!" "It's 7:02 in the a.m." "You're listening to W-I-Don't-Have-To-Go-To-Work-Today, brought to you by Kobolowski Tires." "For the best in tires, see Chanice Kobolowski." "Tia!" "You remember me?" "Uncle Buck." "The Uncle Buck." "Coffee drinker, huh?" " Hungry?" " No." "Oh, come on." "Sure you are." "Everybody loves breakfast." "You gotta have a good breakfast." "Start the day off right." " So, where are the other ones?" " Other ones what?" "The, uh, the other kids." "They have names." "Miles and Maizy." "Are Miles and Maizy up yet?" "I woke them, thank you." "There you go." "Are you deaf?" "I said I wasn't hungry." "That's one of my specialties." "I'd rather starve, thank you." "Does your mom know you drink coffee?" "I'm not doing it to impress you." "I appreciate that." "Is there any particular reason why you're giving me such a hard time?" " Am I giving you a hard time?" " Uh, well, I don't know." " Hey!" "How you doin'?" " Who are you?" "I'm your uncle Buck." " Do I have an uncle?" " Unfortunately." "Holy smokes!" "He's cooking our garbage." "Hey, where's your, uh, your sister, um..." " Her name is Maizy." " Maizy." " For the second time." " Sorry." "You must be hungry." "Just for you." "Oh, my God!" "He put onions in the eggs." "I'm gonna go check on Maizy." "I'll fix you some cereal when I get back." " Can I ask you something?" " What?" "Is your sister always this pleasant?" "No, she's usually in a bad mood in the morning." " You want knots in your hair?" " Ow!" "Cut it out." " I want mom to do it." " Mom's not here." " She is too." " No, she's not." " She and dad went to Indianapolis." " They did not." " Okay, they didn't." " They did?" "Yes." "And I'm taking care of you." "But you can't drive." " Where do you live?" " In the city." " Do you have a house?" " Apartment." " Own or rent?" " Rent." " What do you do for a living?" " Lots of things." " Where's your office?" " I don't have one." " How come?" " I don't need one." " Where's your wife?" " Don't have one." " How come?" " It's a long story." " Do you have kids?" " No, I don't." " How come?" " It's an even longer story." "Are you my dad's brother?" "What's your record for consecutive questions asked?" " Thirty-eight." " I'm your dad's brother all right." "You have much more hair in your nose than my dad." " How nice of you to notice." " I'm a kid." "That's my job." "That's my car." "Tying your shoe?" "What time do you want me to pick you up after school?" "Don't bother." "I'll get a ride with friends." "Ah, no, no, I got my orders." "What time?" "Are you really this stupid?" "I said I would get a ride." "I always get a ride." "Hey, I'll just call the school, find out what time and I'll meet you right here." "Go ahead, call the school." "I won't be here." "Stand me up today, and tomorrow..." "I'll drive you to school in my robe and pyjamas and walk you to your first class." " 4 o'clock okay?" " I'm stunned that I'm related to you." "You get the pole out of your keister, we're gonna get along just fine." "Did you ever have anyone embarrass you like this?" "No." " You think she hates me?" " With a passion." " Really?" "You think it's the hat?" " No." "No?" "A lot of people hate this hat." "It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it." "I'll tell you a story about that on the way to school." "Uh-huh, yeah, right." "Listen, Buck." "For eight years you have been making plans and breaking plans." "What are you talking about, huh?" "Didn't we talk last night..." "didn't we talk last night, huh, about this?" "What did we talk about?" "Me... playing the father!" "Uh, mm-hmm." "I'm really glad that you can do it for your brother." "You sure as hell can't do it for me." "How could I do it for you?" "We don't have kids." "What are you talking about?" "Buck, I know you think the job is pointless and in some way I'm tryin' to manipulate you and control you" " and ruin your life." " No..." "Look." "I have to fill the position." "It's important to the company, it's important to me." "I'm swamped down here." "Now, unless you tell me different, I'm gonna offer the job to somebody else." "Why don't you give me a week to think about it?" "You know, cause I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, huh?" "And, uh, you know, if, during that week." "y'know, you see somebody in there that, uh, that's gonna fill the bill, hire 'im, you know, part-time basis or whatever." "And that way, uh, you know, I'll make up my mind and, uh, you know, we'll see where we are at that point." "Okay, well, I have to go now." "Bye-bye, hon." "Eight." "Eight more." "Come on." "Work it." "Get the circulation going." "Come on, step it up." "Isn't peace wonderful?" "Mikhail Gorbachev, the most improbable evil emperor in captivity captivates Manhattan, wows the U.N. by announcing a unilateral cut in the Soviet military, smiles and waves with erstwhile cold warriors Ronald Reagan..." "And the stock market has its best week since July." "Take that, Karl Marx." "Would you like to talk about a possible lunch trade?" " Cover your ears." " What?" "Just do it." "Do you know how whipped an engine has to be to blow that loud?" "Call me." "You ever hear of a tune-up?" "You ever hear of a ritual killing?" "I don't get it." "You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one." " Are you crazy?" " I can be." " You could've taken his head off." " Yeah, but would he notice?" "Can we get something straight?" "The guy's a predator and you're his prey." " Oh, really?" " You bet." " And how do you know?" " When I was his age, I was the guy zooming the girls like you." "Pretty face, big chip on your shoulder." "I recommend that you stay out of my personal life." "Do your parents stay out of your personal life?" "They don't know my personal life." " Have they met Twiddle Dink?" " His name is Bug." " First or last?" " First." "What's his last name, Spray?" "You should talk..." "Buck." "No." "No." "N-O." "Don't look at me like that." "Don't!" "That's not fair." "Don't you have a favorite doll or somethin'?" "Why don't we get one of your dolls and put your dad's pyjamas on 'im?" "No." "Your brother!" "What about your brother?" "How about the dog?" "You know the dog." "You can't." "You just can't." "It's a new law." "That's it." "It's in the books." "You don't wanna sleep with me." "Can somebody get that, please?" "Do I have to do everything around here?" " Yo." " Hi, sweetie." "How are you?" "Fine." "I'm earning my keep." "Uncle Buck's got me bustin' my hump." "He says a little hard work will put some hair on my chest." "At least I'm learning a trade." "That's good." "Grandpa's feeling a little bit better." "And... he sends you big hugs and kisses." "Tell 'im to hang in there." " Can you get uncle Buck?" " Will do, chickie." "Mom?" " Hi." " Next time you take off, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?" "This guy's a joke." "Well, why don't you just go your way and let him go his?" "While he systematically dismantles my life?" "Another drawback is that, uh..." "I'm a big drooler." "You could wake up in the middle of the night thinking you were asleep in a swamp." " Mom's on the phone." " Ah, good." "I'll be right there." "The guy took off today and left Miles and Maizy alone." "Plus... he drinks." " Did you, uh, brush your teeth?" " Yeah." "You can even feel my toothbrush." "You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station." "I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it to see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet." "If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth." "Hi, how are you?" " I'm okay." "How's everything?" " Good, good." " You sure?" " Everything is fine here." " Everything is fine." " Kids are okay?" "Oh, kids are... kids are great!" "We're having a great time together." "How's your dad?" "He's okay." "He's okay." "He's getting better." "Thanks." "Good." "Well, that's good news." "That's encouraging." "I got a real good feeling about this." "He's gonna be fine." "I got a few questions for ya." "You know, you got an interesting set of, uh, plates in the living room there." " Are they old?" " Yeah." "They are." "Where... where would you find something like that?" "In an antique shop downtown or somethin'?" "In England." "Everything else seems to be..." "How many times a day do you feed a dog like that?" "Ho-how... how many times a day... do you think he eats?" "Four or five." "I should have told you that he eats once." "Eats once a day." "Just once?" "What-what does he like to drink?" "Uh... water?" "Yes, yes, he drinks water." "I would keep some water out." "I've been leaving the toilet seats up." "Yeah." "Is that what the blue water is?" "It's not good for him, huh?" " God!" " That-that might account for somethin'." "Nothing." "Just, uh... ugh, an odd..." "coloration out on the grass." "Buck, um..." "I-I just want you to know it makes me feel secure to know that you're there." "Thank you very much." "Okay, bye-bye." "Bob?" "Bob?" "!" "Cindy?" "Open up." "Hello?" "I'm getting mad." "All right." "Get ready." "Here I come." "Come on!" "What, do I have to talk dirty to you?" "Come on." "Open up for daddy." "There we go." "Come on." "Nice and easy." "Come on, here we go." "Take that!" "Take that!" "Come On!" "You don't want the crowbar, do you?" "Come on!" "Open up!" "Come on!" "I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not." "Come on!" "Come on, you son of a bitch, open up." "Okay." " Freeze!" " What?" "Who are you?" " Cindy!" " She-she's in Indianapolis." " What's she doing in Indianapolis?" " Her father had a heart attack." "Who are you, and how do you know her father had a heart attack?" "I'm her brother-in-law." "Oh, yeah?" "Who you talking dirty to?" "The washing machine." "I-I don't know how to work it, so I was kicking it and swearing at it you know, which is... not an uncommon thing to do." "And you thought that..." " I apologize." " Okay." "Boy, that's funny." "I live across the street." " My name is Marcie." " Buck Russell." "Marcie Dahlgren-Frost." "Dahlgren is my maiden name." "Frost is my married name." "I'm single again, but I never bothered to lose the Frost." "And I get compliments on the hyphen." "I'm sure you would, sure you would." "Yeah." "Well, I came to invite Cindy to lunch, but since she's not here, do you have plans?" "Well, actually I-I got a lot of things to do around here, you know." "Rain check?" "I'm only gonna be here a couple days." "Cindy said it would only be a couple o' days?" "Well, she didn't specify." "I just assumed, you know." "My father's heart attack, I was out of town for three weeks." "No wonder Cindy didn't call me." "You need a relative for an imposition of this size." "Waiting for your sex?" "Shut up!" "Tia?" "Tia?" "Why'd you blow all that makeup for?" "We're just going bowling." "I'm not going bowling." "Come on, it's a great sport, and it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it..." "if you catch my drift." "You're disgusting." "I'll die before I go anywhere with you." " It's gonna be fun." " They have rent-a-shoes." "And rent-a-foot-disease." "We've done the battle of the wills." "The deck's stacked in my favor." "You just gonna lose again." "Try me." "How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out-of-work bum uncle" "will shave your head while you sleep?" "See you in the car." "Come on up." "There you go." "Now, this is a bowling ball." "How you doing?" "Never seen you here before." "I know about everybody." "That's why they call me "Pal"." "Buy you a beer?" "You must be a college student, right?" "Cheerleader probably." "You look firm." "Come on, give it a push." "That's it." "You like all-terrain vehicles?" "I got a brand-new Bronco right out in the parking lot." "Red." "Wanna go for a ride?" "Maizy, if the object of the game were to get the ball as close to the pins without knocking any of them over..." "you would be champion of the world." " Really?" " Really." "My throat hurts." "I can't..." "I can't talk." "I got a cure for that." "Buck!" " You got a game goin' somewhere, Pal?" " Yeah." "Yeah, well, you're not gonna get any strikes sitting' there, are you?" "Move it." "Go on, get out!" "Hey, hey, shithead, where the hell you been, huh?" "Come on, sit down." "I want you to meet my niece." "Tia, this is Rog." "Rog, Tia." "Hi." "How are you?" "E. Roger Coswell." "Come on, it ain't gonna bite." "Okay." "Uh, you got to let somebody know where you are." "I've been checking car trunks for your corpse." "Yeah, I'm sorry, but..." "I've been in the suburbs looking after my brother's kids for a few days, you know." "They're cuties." "Well, I'll tell you." "Art Linkletter was right." "Kids do say the goddamnedest things." " Is Chanice here?" " Uhh..." "No, I'm kinda flying solo tonight, uh...." "Yeah, I wanna let her have it for not marrying you." "You know, if she came she'd marry your worthless butt," "I would be able to find you." "I gotta talk business." "I can't find you." "Ah, why don't we, uh, why don't we step in my office then?" "Excuse us, will you?" "Come on, big mouth." " It was nice meeting you." " I'll remember it always." "Cute kid." " Jimmy Bean called." " Oh, yeah?" "He's coming in for the Winter Million at Burlington Park on Friday." "He says it's a boat race, very easy money." "He owes you and he owes me." "So he says we should show up an hour before post time and he'll give us the tip." "Consider this, Buck." "With this score, your whole year's covered." "Maybe I can make it work." "I'll see you Friday night." "Thanks, Rog." "Watch the Sterno, will you?" "Hey, watch your fingers." "What's a "Chanice"?" "That's someone who's, uh, sometimes seen around a Buck." " Your girlfriend?" " A friend." "And yes, she is a girl." "Are you supposed to marry her or something?" "The subject has come up, yes, but nothing serious." "Maybe if you got married, you'd stop being such an asshole." " Cigar?" " No, thanks." " Let me know if you change your mind." " I will." "I'll get it nice and juicy for you." "This is where... this is where you separate the men from the boys." "Easy." "Easy." "There you go." "Yeah, I got you now." "Happy birthday!" "I hope you're hungry." "You should see the toast." "I couldn't even get it through the door." "Announcement here, uh..." "There'll be a little delay on the, uh... clown." " What clown?" " Miles' mom hired a clown." "What's the matter, you don't like clowns?" "Yeah, about five years ago." "Now they're so boring they make me puke." "The vest, the flower..." "Screw 'em." "That's all they get." "I'm Pooter the Clown." "Put it there." "Kids will love that." "I didn't order you." "My sister-in-law did." "She's not here right now." "I'm looking after the..." "I'm the uncle." " Buck Russell's the name." " Great." "Listen, I'm sorry I'm, uh, late." "I was at this all-night bachelorette party." "Hey, need any dildo jokes?" "I'm the guy!" "What did you... what did you have, a few drinks this morning?" "Huh?" "I-I think you did, didn't ya?" "What are you, Mother Cabrini?" "You never touch the stuff?" "No, no, no, but I-I-I wouldn't be drinking if I was gonna entertain some kids." "Hey." "I don't have to take any shit from you." "You know who I am?" "In the field of local, live home entertainment, I'm a god!" "Get in your mouse and get outa here." "Hey, you..." "Let me tell you something, you lowlife, lying, four-flushing sack o' shit." "Let's go out to the car, uh?" "Why?" "What do you mean "why"?" "Not now." "It's fine." "It's not fine." "Why not?" "I just don't feel right yet." "You ever gonna feel right?" "I don't get where we're going." "I told you 25 times." "We're gonna pick up Tia." "She's at a cheerleader's house, having dinner." "Well, so she says." "Since when do cheerleaders live in the woods?" "Come on, I'll take you home now." "I don't wanna go home." " I'm okay." " Sure?" "Trust me." "Shit!" "Well, well, well." "They certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days." "What are you doing here?" "We were just drivin' by, going out for some ice cream." "Thought you might like to join us." "I said I would be home at 10:00." "It's not even 9:00." "Who said anything about that?" "I just thought you'd like to join us for some ice cream." "Maybe your "Bug" here can join us." "We can talk about burying the hatchet." "You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?" " It's an ax?" " Sort of, yeah." "Yeah." "I got one in the car if you'd like to see it." " I'll pass." " Fair enough." "I like to carry it." "You know, you never know when you're gonna need it." "Uhh, you know, a situation may come up, say, uh..." "For example, someone's been... drinking and about to drive a loved one home." "Then I like to know I have it." "Not to kill, no." "Just to maim." "Take a little off the shoulder..." "The elbow..." "Shave a little meat off the old kneecap..." "Ooh..." "You got both kneecaps?" "I like to keep mine razor-sharp too." "Sharp enough you can shave with 'em." "Why, I've been known to circumcise a gnat." "You're not a gnat, are you, Bug?" "Wait a minute." "Bug..." "Gnat..." "Is there a little similarity there?" "Whoa, I think there is." "You understand what I'm talkin' about?" "I don't think you do." "I'll be right back." " I'm sorry." " Look, um, uh..." "I think you'd better split." "You know, I don't exactly want him going berserk with an ax on me." "He's all talk." "Here it is!" "Come on over!" "Come on, I wanna show it to ya." "Maybe later." "Okay." "He's gone in a few days." "Just relax." "I'll get him back." "That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season." "I bet she's getting the tongue." "Just lookin'." "Next." "Tell you what." "Let me go in there first, okay?" "I'll cover for you." "Give you a little more time right here to relax." "All right?" "Morning." "I'm Anita Hoargarth." "Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart." "Not her wart." "Not her wart." "I'm..." "I'm the wart." "She's my tumor, my-my growth, my, uh, my pimple." "I'm "uncle Wart"." "Just old Buck "Wart" Russell, that's what they call me." "Or, uh, Melanoma Head." "They'll call me that." "Melanoma Head's comin'." "I'm sor..." "Uncle, Maizy Russell's uncle." "I'm her uncle." "Her, uh, her mother, uh, set up this conference with you." "I'm assistant principal here as you've probably noticed from the indications on the door." " This door?" " The outer door!" " The outer door." " Yes." "Cause there's nothing on this one." "That's just about enough of that." "Sorry." "I've been an educator for 31.3 years and in that time, I've seen a lot of bad eggs." "I say "eggs" because at the elementary level, we are not dealing with fully-developed individuals." "I see a bad egg when I look at your niece." "She is a twiddler, a dreamer, a silly heart, she is a jabberbox." "And, frankly..." "I don't think she takes a thing in her life or her career as a student seriously." "She's only six." "That is not a valid excuse!" "I hear that every day and I dismiss it." "I don't think I wanna know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer or a silly heart." "And I sure don't wanna know one who takes their student career seriously." "I don't have a college degree." "I don't even have a job." "Does anyone have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?" "Maizy." "My uncle was microwaving my socks and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour." " Honest?" " Yes." "Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?" "He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work." "Blasphemer!" "But I know a good kid when I see one." "Because they're all good kids, until dried-out, brain-deadskags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good." "You so much as scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school and I hear about it, I'm comin' looking for you." "Take this quarter." "Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face." "Good day to you, madam." "Next." "Ah, yeah!" "Hi-hi, Chanice." "This is Terry." "Uh, Walt Bern..." "Jesus, would you get with the program?" "Bernstein is his name." "Uh, I forgot to give you the number." "Don't get mad." "I hope somebody knows what they're doing down there." "Chanice?" "Buck." "I hate these machines." "Um, look, I'm just calling to say I, uh..." "I miss you." "I know you probably don't believe it, but it's... it's true." "No, I haven't been drinking." "I'm thinking a lot about you and what we've talked about the past few weeks." "I think about you all the time and... think about those two dimples on your buns." "Dimples." "What did we call 'em?" "One-one was, um..." "The right was Lyndon and the left was..." " Was Johnson." " ..." "Johnson, I think." "No, that was your boobs we did." "No, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey." "I remember that because of Disney World." "And Felix..." "Felix is what we called your..." "Goddamn kids!" "Okay, come on, you, come on, get in the house." "What are you doing out here making all this noise?" "Get in the house where you belong." "Come on!" "Come on!" " Who let the cat out?" " We don't have a cat." "Come on, get out." "Get out!" "Go on, shoo!" "Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!" "Hey!" "Open up." "Miles?" "!" "Hello?" "Hi." "May I please speak to Buck Russell?" "This is a friend of his." "Chanice Kobolowski." "I'm sorry, Chanice." "He's not here right now." "Well, can you tell me when he's gonna be back?" "He went out with Marcie." "The lady who lives across the street." "They usually stay out pretty late." "Do you wanna leave a message?" "Um, no, there's no message." "No message." "Hot!" " Is there a big sexy guy in here?" " Oh, please don't let it be true." " Hi." " Oh, my God!" "What are you doing?" "The, uh, laundry." "What's it look like?" "Washing machine's still broken so I thought I'd use the, uh, microwave." "Nuke 'em up, you know." "Heats 'em up pretty good too." "You know, it kills the germs and the odors that they cause." "You don't know what you're doing." "You're bored out of your mind." "You need a little adult supervision." "Excuse me?" " Come on." " Come on, I don't wanna dance." "Come ooon!" "Come on, I don't feel like it." "I'm not a dancer." "Come on, this is ridiculous." "I'm not gonna leave unless you do." "Okay, okay." "One dance, though." "That's it." "Cause I really have to take a nap and uh..." "All right." "One dance." "That's it." "What's this?" "Ah, come on." "The dog is watching." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "What is that, dirty dancing?" "Ain't that where you get the girl by the neck... whoa... and dip 'er?" "Whoa!" "Dips." "Dips." "Am I bleeding'?" "Will you get off?" "My back!" "Hello!" "I mean it." "This is fun, though, isn't it?" "I guess." "My aerobic workout today." "Heart's beating like a rabbit here." "Hi, Chanice." "Surprise!" " This is, uh..." " Marcie." "Yeah, Marcie." "And, uh, she lives across the road." " And she came over to, uh..." " Shut up, Buck." "That's-that's a good idea." "Is this who you were out with last night?" "What?" "I didn't go out last night." "Hey, ho..." "look, honest!" "Honest!" "Honest!" "I'm telling you the truth." " You son of a bitch!" " Don't say that, okay?" "Chanice!" "Don't walk away like..." "Chanice!" "Chanice!" "Hey, come here!" "Chanice!" "Come here, hon." "Chanice, wait a minute!" "Wait a minute." "Let me explain to you." "Let me explain." "Chanice, I'm warning you." "You're wrecking the driveway." "Chanice!" "Come on!" "I love you!" "Oh, what flew up her nose?" "You better, uh... go home." "Okay, Marcie?" "Pick up your records." "The party's over." "Okay?" "So, I'll just go home and wait for the Federal Express man." " Good night, uncle Buck." " Good night, sweetheart." " Uncle Buck?" " Yeah." " Got a minute?" " I got lots of minutes." "Now that everything's okay with my grandfather," "I wanna go out tomorrow night." "You can go crazy after I leave." "Until then, I'm not letting you out." "You just can't find any way to be cool, can you?" "Do you mean easy?" "No." " I mean decent!" " You mean blind." "Who are you trying to score points with?" "My parents?" "How many times have they had you here since we moved?" "Try none, until they went up shit creek and got stuck." "Get used on your parents' time." " Hey, Buck!" " Yeah." "Have a bad day today?" "It hurts when someone screws with your life, doesn't it?" "Last call." "There you go." "There you go." "A little for you, a little for me." "Boy!" "People used to say to me "Boy, Buck, you are one lucky son of a bitch." "You got it made, Buck." "You got it made."" "And I did." "I did." "They'd say "Oh, man, Buck, look at you." "You don't have any kids, you don't have any wife." "You don't have a desk..." "you don't have an office." "You don't have... you don't have a boss to worry about."" "They were right." "I had it made." "Only thing now is, Perce... nobody says that anymore." "Oh, boy." "But... it'll all be better tomorrow." "It always is." "Cause tomorrow, we go to the track... win some dough, some serious dough." "Make a lot of money tomorrow, kiddo." "You want a little pretzel with your beer?" "U.B. went to school to pick you up, you know." "Tell U.B. when he gets home that he lost, okay?" "Lost what?" "Just tell him." "He'll know what it means." "I'll see you guys Sunday." " What day is today?" " Friday." " You know what that means." " Jumbo party." "You put that on a platter and serve it up hot." "U.B.'s home." "Tia?" "Tia!" " You guys seen Tia?" " She took a breeze, U.B." "And she promised me she was gonna look after you guys this evening." "She promised me!" "So much for promises." "Does anyone in this house know how to keep a promise?" "Well, I know..." "I know you two guys do." "I know." "You know, I had somewhere very important to go to tonight." "This is how I make my living." "This is..." "This was... very important to me." "This was..." "My whole year was based on tonight." "It may be peanuts to your dad, but it's my living." "I have no choice." "I don't care what your parents are gonna say." " I-I-I have to take you with me tonight." " Where?" "To a racetrack." "Here we go." "Do you have to go to the bathroom?" " No." " No." " You sure?" " Yep." "This is gonna be fun, you know, uh..." "Beautiful horses, interesting people..." " And we'll win some serious coin, right?" " Well, sometimes, yeah." "But that's not the real reason people go there." "People go because of the, uh, beautiful horses and the, uh, the colorful jockeys, and, uh..." " Bug picked up Tia?" " Mm-hmm." "Well, she said she was going... to a party." "She said she'd be back Sunday." "Must be a slumber party." "All right." "Hop in the back there." "Get your belts on." "Let her go to a party all weekend!" "She's old enough to know better." "She doesn't listen to anybody anyway." "Damn kids." "Yeah?" "Kobolowski Tires." "Hi." "It's me." "Buck, can't you ever take a hint?" "Chanice, it's not about me." "I got a problem at the house." "I-I need somebody to watch the kids." "No, I'll tell you what you need." "Your horse fixer's in town and you need to get to the track." "I ran into Rog." "See, he told me all about it." "The idiot had the nerve to ask me for a loan." "What's the matter?" "You can't take children with you when you gonna cheat on a horse race?" "Ah, you got some religion out there in the 'burbs?" "I came close." "I-I had them in the car." "Can we put our personal problems aside for a second?" "Tia took off on me." "I was supposed to pick her up after school." " She wasn 't there." " What do you mean, she ran away?" "I d..." "I guess." "I don't know." "I..." "She's... 15." "She's angry, she's confused..." "And I need to find her." "Can you help me?" "I'm really stuck, Chanice." "All right." "All right." "I will help you because there's kids involved in this." "But as far as you and I are concerned, it is over." "However it has to be." " I'll be there." " Thank you." "For what it's worth, I'm sorry." " Your car's on fire." " Car's on fire." "No." "No, no, no, no." "It's just a little oil." "I'm looking for a party somewhere around here." "Oh, that's on Totowa Lane." "My niece is there." " Our son is there." " Ah, kids!" "I don't think you ought to go in there with that hat on." "They'll kill you." " Really?" " Yeah." "Thanks for the tip." "I'm..." "I'm supposed to come over and watch you." "Hi." "I-I-I'm Chanice Kobolowski." "I'm uncle Buck's friend." "May I see your driver's license, ma'am?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Good idea." "Wait." "I got it." "See." "Look." " Gotta please take it out of there?" " Take it out?" "!" "You okay?" "Now, what's the matter?" "Coming through." "How you doing?" "Having a good time?" "Have you seen a guy named Bug around here?" "I'm Tia Russell's uncle." "You know Tia?" "No?" "She's kinda new." "I'm her uncle." "You haven't seen the Bug around here, have you?" "Nice guy." "Hey, hey, come back here with that!" "How you doing?" "Anybody seen Bug around here?" "Hey, nice music." "Who is that, the Grass Roots?" "I'm kidding." "I know my music." "Stop it, please." "What the hell is that?" "Hey, party time!" "Let's get down here!" "You seen Bug around here?" "You seen Bug?" "Do it, man." "That's good stuff." "Keep it up, keep it up." "Nice work." "How you doing?" "Excuse me." "Crowded, huh?" " I don't wanna do this." " Just relax." "Hello, young fellow." "How are you?" "I'm Tia Russell's uncle, Buck Russell." "You seen the Bug around?" "No?" "I'm looking for 'im." "You're Tia Russell's uncle?" "Really?" "Hey, give me that!" "Take my hat, you punk!" " Don't mention it." " All right, pop." "You haven't seen a guy named Bug, have you?" "Everybody knows Bug." "Hip hip guy." "You know it." "Hey, let me through, will you?" "Your mother know you do that?" "Hey, this room's taken." " I wanna go." " No, you don't." "That door opens, I'm gonna kick somebody's ass!" "Do you hear me?" "Tia." "You were right." "Everything you said would happen, happened." "I don't wanna talk about it." "I just wanna get you home." "Is this a trick?" "No." "You know what happened?" "Yeah." "Are you gonna tell my parents about everything that's been goin' on?" "No." "Thanks." "I've been riding your butt all week about how you live your life." "I realized maybe somebody should have been riding mine." "I'm probably the last guy in the world you'd wanna help..." "I really could use your advice vis-a-vis Chanice." "I've been, uh... stringing her along..." "for about eight years now." "Uh..." "Maybe you could figure out what the hell is wrong with me." "I did such a great job earning your trust and admiration" "I'm confused why I can't do the same with Chanice." "You know, there's, uh... one family charity case that, uh, loves you very much." "I'm sorry." "Hey, come on." "Nothing to be sorry about." "I'm just kinda glad I got a chance to know you again." "Did you do anything to Bug?" "Oh, my God!" "What did you do?" "You shithead!" "I could have suffocated here!" "Um, do you know what I'd like you to do?" "Actually, you could be doing both of us a favor." "I'd like you to apologize to the lady, please." "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Okay, asshole?" "I'm sorry!" "I don't know if I told you this or not, but, uh, I'm an amateur dentist." "Oh, yes, he is." " I'm sorry." " Get 'im out of there." "Yeah?" "It was half-hearted." "We'll let him." "Here we go." " I'm really sorry." " I'm sure you are, I'm sure you are." " I am." " Let me just get you." "There you go." "I didn't mean to hurt anybody." "There you go." "I'm sorry." " Shall we?" " Yeah." "Yeah?" "Well, come on back and I'll kick your ass, man!" "Chicken shit!" "You're dead!" "Shit." "I'm gonna sue your balls off, man!" "Why don't you come and get me, man?" "Come on!" "Come on, man." "I'm gonna sue you and your whole family!" "Okay, pal, time for a golf lesson." "My dad's a lawyer, man!" "You're history!" "A little five wood." "What?" "What?" "What are you doin', man?" "You're history, man." "You're wasted." "I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got, man!" "You're gonna be broke, so, come on, come and get me!" "You fat sucker!" "Yes, sir!" "You... you son of a bitch!" "That hurt!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "I'm not sorry, all right?" "I ain't sorry for shit!" "What do you see in that guy anyway?" "I can't for the life of me figure that one out." "Don't answer." "Don't answer." "You don't have to." "I appreciate the confession to you." "Thank you." "Thanks a lot." "But my problems with Buck go a whole lot deeper than a misunderstanding with a neighbor lady." "Don't you think he loves you?" "If he does, he'd never say it." "What if he did?" "Then I would suspect he needed a new set of tires." "Seriously." "Seriously, you're very sweet to talk about this." "But I don't think you understand the bigger picture." "See, Buck's a charming man who wants to remain a boy forever." "Boy..." "And at my age, that doesn't make for a lasting relationship." "Well, I think he'd make a wonderful husband and father." " You do?" " Oh, yeah." "My sister and brother adore 'im." "Um..." "He's..." "He really has changed since he's been here this week." "He really has changed." "He's responsible, caring, and loving and... enthusiastic." " Energetic." " And energetic and decent and... kind and..." "And humble and honest and forthright." "Sense of humor." "And he's really got a great sense of humor." "Did he by any chance put you up to this?" "No!" "Oh, no." "Mm-hmm." "No, I've just gathered this from my own observations." " No, well..." " No." " It's just the way he is." " Really?" " Really?" " Oh, yeah!" "So unlike him." "Check this out." "Hi, honey." "Is the, uh, coffee ready?" "A little thirsty." "By the way, I have told you I loved you... and it wasn't for tires, sweetheart." "It was for shocks, remember?" "Are they sweethearts or what?" "This one's smart as a whip." "I'm gonna miss 'em like crazy." "They're beautiful children." "What happened to you?" "Recessive gene, skips every nine generations." "I got it this time." "Tragic." " It isn't so bad, is it?" " What?" "The house, the family, the kids." "Oh, oh, yeah, yeah." "It was great." "This is great." "You know, we should have done this a long time ago, something like this, you know, you and I." "They're here." "What are we doing?" "Well, your mother, you see... and your sister have to, uh... sort some things out." "That's so." "They have to sort thing out." "So we're gonna be very quiet for them." "Right?" "So why... don't we put a button on it, like this," "and a zipper..." "like that... and a lock." "I can't talk at all." "I throw the key away." "It's gonna be real different." "I promise." "I love you." "Shit!" " Bye." " Bye, uncle Buck." "Could I get out the door, please?" " I'm going!" " This is heavy." " Bye, Chanice." " Bye." " Thanks again, Buck." " Thanks for the good time, U.B." "Hey, next time you're downtown, maybe we can, uh, go out for a coffee." "Okay." "We really had a good time." "I know it's kinda ridiculous." "We did leave the house a little messy." "We did try our best." "You know, we're not so good at clean." "Chanice." " What?" " We're goin' home." "We're not dyin'." "Okay." "I'm saying good-bye." "Is that all right?" "Nice guy, you see?" "Tell the neighbors we're really sorry about having that thing parked in the driveway all week." "You know, he's getting a new company car on Monday." "The hell I am!" "The piece is good for another 100,000 miles." "Yeah, well, it's too bad that you're not." "That's funny, Chanice, that's really good." "See what I put up with?" "And don't drive fast." "I'm not fixing any more tickets for you."

"Visit bird-hd.info for more m720p Movies Encoded By bird" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "This is Richard Valeriani reporting live for CNN from the French aircraft carrier Foch somewhere in the Mediterranean." "Six days ago, as the rebellion in Chechnya spread to the neighbouring Caucasus republics, the Russian president ordered massive bombing strikes against rebel positions around Rutul and Belokany." "Appalled at the loss of human life, the President of the United States joined by the French president and the British prime minister suspended all foreign aid to Russia." "Ultranationalist leader Vladimir Radchenko denounced the US pressure as an act of war against the Russian Republic and Russian sovereignty." "Denouncing his own president as a US puppet he called on the Russian people to join him in revolt." "He said, "This brutish and hypocritical American intervention" ""will not go unanswered."" "On Tuesday, at 10:00 in the morning Moscow time the Russian parliament was suspended and martial law was declared." "With the government in crisis, the Russian Republic was entering into what can only be described as a state of civil war." "Then yesterday at dawn, Radchenko and rebel forces seized the region around Vladivostok, including a naval base and a nuclear missile base housing Russian ICBMs." "As regular Russian military forces move in to encircle Radchenko allied military forces are in a state of high alert." "These French planes taking off behind me have been deployed near the Caucasus since the beginning of the crisis and a crisis which started in the Caucasus has now spread to the Far East and appears to be turning into the worst standoff" "since the Cuban missile crisis." "This is Richard Valeriani reporting live for CNN from the French aircraft carrier Foch somewhere in the Mediterranean." "Abracadabra!" " I can't hear you." " (SCREAMING) Abracadabra!" "(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)" "I need a volunteer from the audience." " KIDS:" "Me!" "Me!" " Me, me, me!" "A brave volunteer." "KIDS:" "Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Preferably..." "Preferably somebody who was born on October 18, 1990." "That's you, honey." "That's you." "MAGICIAN:" "Over here?" "Over here?" "You must be the birthday girl." " What's your name?" " Robin." "MAN ON TV:" "Russian ultranationalist leader, backed by his rebel army threatened nuclear attack on the United States and Japan." "The threats come as a response to the US involvement in Chechnya and are not considered idle." "Now sit on the board." "And tell me, Robin, do you believe in magic?" " Where'd he go?" " Good." "Because if you believe..." " I'll get him." " ...we can suspend you in the air..." " Be right back." " ...without the help of a flying carpet." "Meeting in an emergency session..." "You'll miss your daughter's levitation." "...while the President is sequestered with his joint chiefs of staff." "(AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE)" "That footage was taken yesterday, but half an hour ago surrounded by hostile forces, rebel leader Vladimir Radchenko..." "Maybe it's not as bad as it looks." "...threatened to use nuclear arms on the United States and Japan" "(PHONE RINGS) should anyone, including the Russian Army, attempt to move in on him." "Based on the history of this man" "(PAGER BEEPS) this can't be viewed as an idle threat." " Sander Vanocur standing by..." " It is." "Commander Hunter." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "Annapolis." "Five patrols on fast attacks." "Two on boomers, one as X.O." "A year at..." "Excuse me." "Harvard?" "I talked to your former C.O. He tells me he tried to adopt you." "As you no doubt heard, my X.O. has appendicitis." "He's the best I ever had." "I need a good man to fill his spot." "Your name was at the top of the list." "Well, that's good to know, sir." "It was a short list." "Your interests, Mr Hunter." "What do you like to do?" "Do you..." "Do you paint, play ball, play an instrument, ride motorcycles, what?" " I ride horses." " Horses." "What's the best horse you ever rode?" " Arabian, sir." " An Arabian?" "That's a powerful animal." "Yes." "(CHUCKLES)" " You ever ridden one?" " Me?" "Are you kidding?" "I couldn't handle an Arabian." "Just give me an old paint." "Yeah, horses are fascinating animals." "Dumb as fence posts but very intuitive." "In that way, they're not too different from high school girls." "They might not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em." "Don't have to be able to read Ulysses to know where they're comin' from." "No, sir." "(BARKING)" "He approves of you." "Jack Russells." "Smartest dogs alive." "Name's Bear." "Goes everyplace with me." "Well, welcome aboard the Alabama, son." " Do me proud." " I will, sir." " Congratulations, Mr Hunter." " Thank you." "If one Russian citizen is killed and I am president then I will kill 900,000 of the people who are responsible." " You'd use nuclear weapons?" " Yes, I would hit them..." " Attention!" " ...with nuclear weapons." "At ease." "Be seated." "REPORTER:" "Sir, such talk is highly inflammatory." "RADCHENKO:" "My dear young lady, I do not engage in "talk."" "These are serious threats, which I hope to be in the position to carry out." "I take it you've seen enough?" "Gentlemen, after a nice little vacation, looks like we're back at it again." "I hope you enjoyed the peace, because as of now, we're back in business." "In the good old days of Cold War, the Russians could always be depended on doing whatever is in their own best interests." "But this Radchenko's playing a whole new ball game with a whole new set of rules." "Now I've heard people talk but I don't think this man's talking to get his picture in the paper." "He seems to have a serious weed up his ass and a legitimate gripe." "Always a dangerous combination." "And I think he's capable of doing every damn thing he says he's going to do." "That's why we have to go out there and give the man a moment of pause." "So ends theory." "Thus, let us begin the facts." "We've been informed by the NSA that an entire rebel corps of the Russian Army is involved." "That's four armoured divisions numbering 60,000 men." "There seems to be massive defections." "Vladimir seems to be winning the hearts and minds of the Russian soldiers." " Admiral." " Thank you." "They've seized the region by the Chinese and North Korean borders." "That includes a submarine base from which they've surged four Akula-class attack subs." "They have acquired a nuclear base at Artem that houses 25 hardened silos for Russian ICBMs armed with up to 10 warheads apiece." "Now the Russian government has assured us that talks are underway." "They claim that Radchenko forces do not possess the launch codes." "But if Radchenko were to crack them they could launch against our west coast direct or come in over the Pole, take out Washington and New York." "ADMIRAL:" "The Commander-in-Chief has directed US military forces to set DEFCON four." "We've been ordered to get underway at 0600 hours to assume alert coverage, mid-Pacific, the Far Eastern TVD target package." "Please keep your men informed." "Lieutenant Commander Hunter is our new X.O." "Please bring him up to speed on ship's personnel and supplies." " Admiral?" " No, that's it." "On your feet." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(MEN MUTTERING)" " Here we go again, Commander." " Thank you." "You bet." "Hey, Bobby." "This is Bobby Dougherty." "He's Supplies." " Pleasure, Dougherty." " Billy Linkletter, TSO." " Mr Linkletter." " Commander." "And you know Darik." " Yes." "Westergaurd." "Long time no see." " How's Julia?" " She's excellent." " Good." " And Roy Zimmer, Communications." " Welcome aboard." "Thank you." "We served together on the Baton Rouge." " Twice." " That's right." "We're lucky to have him." "I think his dog gave me the final seal of approval." "He's crazy about that dog." "Takes him everywhere." "The Navy looks the other way 'cause he's Ramsey." "Navy looks the other way 'cause he's one of the few skippers left who've seen combat." " He took SEALS into Panama in '89." " Tomahawks in the Gulf in '91." " Took out eight or nine X.O.s in '94?" " Ouch." " Last one caught what?" "Appendicitis?" " Yeah, right." " The Enemy Below." " Robert Mitchum." " And?" " And what?" " Robert Mitchum." " Incomplete answer." " The German guy with the white hair?" " Yeah." "What's his name?" " Who was it?" " Curd Jürgens." "(COUPLE SHOUTING)" "Hardy Krüger." "(LAUGHING) No way." "Robert Shaw in his Nazi period." "Question is invalid." "We're even." " How you doin'?" " I'm fine." "Thanks." "Good." "Address me as "sir" when you speak to me!" "Stand at attention, sailor!" "Is he gonna fit in the sub?" "Doubtful." "Who played the German sub commander in The Enemy Below with Robert Mitchum?" " Was it Curd Jürgens or Hardy Krüger?" " Sir..." "Wrong answer!" "Drop down and give me 20!" "Now!" " Move!" "Move!" " One." "Two." " Run Silent, Run Deep." " SAILOR:" "Three." "The guy with the ears and a little moustache." "Cary Grant." "(GRUNTS)" "I'm worried about T." "(WHINING)" " Why?" " She doesn't know what's goin' on." "I think she thinks I'm goin' away forever." " I'll take care of her." " You will?" " Yeah." " You promise?" "I promise." " I love you, Dad." " I love you too, son." "Okay." "(SIGHS)" "You know I don't know what to say." "Just say good-bye." "See you in my dreams." "Give me a kiss." " Davis." " How you doin', sir?" "Crew present and accounted for, sir." "Little ducks, there's trouble in Russia." "So they called us." "We're going over there and bringing the most lethal killing machine ever devised." "We're capable of launching more firepower than has ever been released in the history of war." "For one purpose alone, to keep our country safe." "We constitute the front line and the last line of defence." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "I expect and demand your very best." "Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force." "(MEN LAUGHING)" "This might be our Commander-in-Chief's Navy, but this is my boat." "And all I ask is that you keep up with me." "And if you can't that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your ass." " Mr Cob?" " Yes, sir!" "You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you, Mr Cob?" "Very aware, sir!" "It bears a proud name, doesn't it, Mr Cob?" "Very proud, sir!" " It represents fine people." " Very fine people, sir!" " Who live in a fine, outstanding state." " COB:" "Outstanding, sir!" "In the greatest country in the entire world." "COB:" "In the entire world, sir." " And what is that name, Mr Cob?" " Alabama, sir!" "And what do we say?" " Go, 'Bama!" " Go, 'Bama!" " Roll tide!" " Roll tide!" "Chief of the Boat, dismiss the crew." "Dismiss the crew." "Aye-aye, sir." "Crew!" "Department heads!" "Attend to your departments!" "Fall out!" "(MEN CHEERING)" "Here." "Part of your qualification for command." "(SIGHS)" "The last breath of polluted air for the next 65 days." "Gonna miss it." "I don't trust air I can't see." "(CHUCKLES)" "RAMSEY:" "This is my favourite part." "Right here, right now." "Bravo, Hunter." "Sir?" "You knew to shut up and enjoy the view." "Most eggheads want to talk it away." "Your stock just went up a couple of points." "Thank you, sir." "Allow me to give you a tiny bit of advice." "If you want your own boat someday the very worst thing you can do is worry about yourself or try to impress me." "I can't stand save-asses, and I won't abide kiss-asses." "You keep your priorities straight:" "your mission and your men." "How you like that cigar?" " It's good, sir." " It's your first." "Yeah." "(COUGHING)" "(CHUCKLING) Don't like it too much." "They're more expensive than drugs." "X.O., take her down." "Take her down." "Aye, sir." "Control, Bridge, sounding." "Bridge, Control, sounding 130 fathoms." "(MEN'S CHOIR SINGING)" " Lookouts, clear the bridge." " Clear the bridge." "Aye, sir." "Officer of the deck, prepare to dive." " Captain down." " Captain is down." "(DIVE ALARM RINGING)" " X.O. down." " X.O. is down." " Submerge the ship." " Diving Officer, submerge the ship." " Make your depth 150 feet." " Make my depth 150 feet." "Aye, sir." "Chief of the watch, on the 1 MC, dive, dive!" "Make your depth 150 feet." "Five degree down bubble." "ZIMMER:" "I don't understand." "DOUGHERTY:" "You don't understand?" "Radchenko is a fanatic, okay?" "He's a potential Hitler." " Somebody should just shoot him." " I have no problem with that." " Good." " Well, it's fanatics who make history." " Colonel Patton was a fanatic." " That's what made him great." "LINKLETTER:" "You think this guy is Patton?" "He's a dangerous lunatic, threatening nuclear war, and he means it." "What's that make us, since we're the only nation to ever drop a nuclear bomb?" "It makes us a prime target." "There's a half a dozen other Third World countries with atom bombs who'd love to drop one on us." "DOUGHERTY:" "That's right." "That's why we should drop one on them." "Are you a communist?" "You have a problem with us dropping nuclear bombs on Japan?" "Shut up, Dougherty." "You think it was a mistake, Mr Hunter?" "Sir?" "Using the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki." "Well, if I thought that, sir, I wouldn't be here." "(RAMSEY LAUGHING)" " Interesting way you put that." " How'd I put it, sir?" "Very carefully." "(MEN LAUGHING)" "You do qualify your remarks." "Somebody asked me if we should have bombed Japan, a simple, "Yes, by all means, sir." "Drop that fucker." "Twice."" "(MEN LAUGHING)" "I don't mean to suggest that you're indecisive, Mr Hunter." "Not at all." "Just complicated." "(CHUCKLES)" "Of course, that's the way the Navy wants you." "Me, they wanted simple." "Well, you certainly fooled them, sir." "(LAUGHS)" "Be careful there, Mr Hunter." "It's all I got to rely on, bein' a simpleminded son of a bitch." "Rickhover gave me my command, a checklist, a target and a button to push." "All I had to know is how to push it." "They'd tell me when." "They seem to want you to know why." "I would hope they'd want us all to know why, sir." "At the Naval War College, it was metallurgy and nuclear reactors, not 19th-century philosophy." "(STIFLED LAUGH)" ""War is a continuation of politics by other means."" "Von Clausewitz." "I think, sir, that what he was actually trying to say was a little more..." "Complicated?" "(MEN LAUGHING)" "Yes, the purpose of war is to serve a political end, but the true nature of war is to serve itself." "(LAUGHING) I'm very impressed." "In other words, the sailor most likely to win the war is the one most willing to part company with the politicians and ignore everything except the destruction of the enemy." "You'd agree with that." "I'd agree that that's what Clausewitz was trying to say." "But you wouldn't agree with it?" "No, sir, I do not." "No, I just think that in the nuclear world the true enemy can't be destroyed." "(TAPPING GLASS)" "Attention on deck." "Von Clausewitz will now tell us exactly who the real enemy is." "Von?" "(MEN LAUGHING)" "In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world the true enemy is war itself." "Everywhere I go your face I see" "Every step I take" "You take with me" "Nowhere to run to, baby" "Nowhere to hide" "Got nowhere to run, baby" "Nowhere to hide" "I know you're no good for me" "But free of you I'll never be, baby" "(YELLING)" "Move!" "Fire in the galley!" "Chief of the watch, sound the general alarm!" "(ALARM RINGING)" "OVER PA:" "Forward damage control, bring additional fire extinguishers to the... (COUGHING)" "Fire's out of control." "He's hurtin'." " You hit the kill switch?" " Couldn't get to it." "Too hot." "(MEN SHOUTING)" "(ALARM RINGING)" "(SHOUTING)" "OVER PA:" "Attention, all hands." "Fire has been contained." "Damage control party, assess damage and report to Control." "Initiate weapons system readiness test." "Aye, sir." "(TAPPING KEYBOARD)" "All right, station a ref lash watch." "This thing could flare back up again." "(BEEPING)" "Conn, Radio, we are receiving flash traffic emergency action message." "Recommend alert one." "Recommend alert one." "Alert one." "Man battle stations missile for weapons systems readiness test." "Spin up all missiles." "What the hell is he runnin' a missile drill now for?" " You're in charge." " Aye, sir." "OVER PA:" "Man battle stations missiles for weapons system readiness test." "Spin up all missiles." "This is an exercise." "(MEN CHATTERING)" "Captain's in Control." "I agree." "The message is properly formatted." "Sir, we have a properly formatted emergency action message for weapons system readiness test, sir." " I concur, sir." " Where's the X.O.?" " Sir." " Good of you to make it, Mr Hunter." "Get the authenticator." "Get the authenticator." "(COUGHING)" "Let's go." "Sir, request permission to authenticate." "Permission granted." "Authenticate." ""Alpha, Alpha, Bravo, Echo, Charlie, Zulu, Tango."" ""Alpha, Alpha, Bravo, Echo, Charlie, Zulu, Tango."" " Captain, message is authentic." " I concur, sir." " I agree." " Message is authentic." "Sir, your captain's missile key." "Set condition 1 SQ for WSRT." "This is the captain." "This is an exercise." "Set condition 1 SQ for WSRT." "This is the X.O. This is an exercise." "Captain, that fire in the galley could still flare..." "Now is not the time." "Make your depth 150 feet." "All stop." "Make my depth 150 feet." "All stop." "Aye, sir." "Weapons, Conn, simulate pressurising, all tubes." "Weapons, Conn, simulate pressurising, all tubes." "Conn, Weapons, simulate pressurising, all missiles." "Aye-aye, sir." "Simulate pressurising, all missiles." "Simulate pressurising, all missiles." "Aye." "(BEEPS)" "All stations, proceed to 1 SQ." "Ready all missiles for launch." "Come on, guys." "Let's go!" "Weapons, Captain, report approximate time for 1 SQ." "Captain, Weapons, approximate time to weapons system 1 SQ 14 minutes, sir." "Ship is at launch depth." "Ready to hover, sir." " Very well." "Commence hovering." " Commence hovering." "Aye, sir." "Control, Sick Bay," "Chief Petty Officer Marichek is undergoing cardiac arrest." " We're beginning CPR." " Chief of the watch, on the 1 MC." "Gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?" "We've received word that a shipmate is experiencing a medical problem." "We're terminating the drill." "Mr Mahoney, take the conn." "I'm going below." " X.O." " MAHONEY:" "Aye, sir." "I have the conn." "Clear." "Clear." "It's okay, Chief." "Thank you, sir." "Sorry, sir." "(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SOFTLY) Hiya, boy." "Hiya, hiya, hiya." "How ya doin'?" "Oh, boy." "Yeah." "So, Mr Hunter, do you think I was wrong to run that drill?" "Not necessarily, sir." " Do you think I got that man killed?" " No, sir." "One thing had nothing to do with the other." "It was an accident." " Would you have run the drill?" " No, sir, I wouldn't have." "Why not?" "The fire in the galley could have flared back up." " I would have seen to it first, sir." " I'm sure you would have." "Me, on the other hand, I tend to think that's the best time to run a drill." "Confusion on the ship is nothing to fear." "It should be taken advantage of." "Lest you forget, Mr Hunter, we are a ship of war, designed for battle." "You don't just fight battles when everything is hunky-dory." "What'd you think, son?" "I was just some crazy old coot putting everyone in harm's way as I yell "yee-haw"?" "That was not my first thought, sir." "But there's no excuse." "At the time I was fighting the fire in the galley" "I did not agree with your call, sir." "Take a seat." "(SIGHS)" "Just so we understand each other" "I don't have any problems with questions or doubts." "As I said to you before, I'm not seeking the company of kiss-asses." "When you got somethin' to say to me, you say it in private." "And if privacy doesn't permit itself, then you bite your fucking tongue." " Are we clear about that, Commander?" " As a bell, sir." "Those sailors out there are just boys, boys who are training to do a terrible and unthinkable thing, and if that ever occurs the only reassurance they'll have that they're doing the proper thing is gonna derive from their unqualified belief in the unified chain of command." "That means we don't question each other's motives in front of the crew." "It means we don't undermine each other." "It means in a missile drill they hear your voice right after mine, without hesitation." " Do you agree with that policy, sailor?" " Absolutely, sir." "We're here to preserve democracy, not to practise it." "There'll be a memorial service in the enlisted men's mess at 1100 hours." " Go see to it." " Aye-aye, sir." "Oh, Hunter." "Short of the outbreak of World War III, the ship sinking or being attacked by a giant octopus," "I'd like to be undisturbed for the next 30 minutes." "I'll see to it, sir." "By the way, it was Marichek's 300 pounds that killed him." "Not the fire." "Dismissed." "(SIGHS)" "One, two, three, four." "Back." "Back." "One, two." "One, two." " You okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "Does it make any sense to you to start a drill in the middle of a fire?" " Fire was out, wasn't it?" " Yeah, and a man died, too." " Not 'cause of what the captain did." " What?" " Not 'cause of what the captain did." " Weps..." "A fire is a serious threat to the ship." "Now where was he?" " Why didn't he check it out first, huh?" " That's his style." " He's a hard-ass." " So what?" "So you wanna fight him, go ahead." "You wanna get along, you gotta get to understand him a little bit." "Two schools of thought here." "To him, you're Annapolis, Harvard, expert on theory, well-versed in world affairs." "He's had his head up his ass driving' ships for the last 25 years." "He's probably a little paranoid about that." "I mean, Navy's all he's got." "Navy and that little rat-dog of his." "That's why his wife left him." "So what are you saying?" "I'm just sayin' watch out." "Give him a little room." "Let him get to know you." "You do pants, too?" "Conn, Radio:" "receiving emergency action message." "Recommend alert one." "Recommend alert one!" "Alert one!" "Alert one!" "Incoming emergency action message!" "Alert one!" "Alert one!" "Incoming EAM." "ZIMMER:" "Captain." "Captain has asked me to brief you on the emergency action message we just received." "As you know, before we got underway, the Russian army was in position and circling the rebel camps, and Radchenko started making extravagant threats should anyone move in on him that he would launch his land-based nuclear weapons" "at the United States and at Japan." "The only safeguard was that the Russian government controlled the launch codes." "Intel now indicates that those launch codes have been compromised." "US military forces have been directed to set DEFCON three." "The last time we hit this state of emergency was 32-and-a-half years ago during the Cuban missile crisis." "So this is what it's all about, gentlemen." "It's what we train for." "Captain." "The NCA has determined that should our satellites detect rebel missiles being fuelled," "which means they could be launched in just over one hour, we'll be compelled to act." "Now given our patrol sector here in the Emperor Sea Mounts, it seems clear that our friends in the Pentagon are setting us up for a potential preemptive strike." "It's important to remain focused." "Keep your men informed." "Any questions?" "Dismissed." "We lost that frying unit, and then we can't get the same capacity in... (MEN SHOUTING)" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "Hey, man!" "I'm gonna fuck you up!" "Get out!" "Get..." "Get out of here, man!" "Get him out!" "Motherfucker!" " Fuckin' piece of shit." " Bennefield, you crazy, man?" " Rivetti, what's up?" " I'm sorry, sir." "It's just a difference of opinion that got out of hand." "What about?" "It's really too silly to talk about, sir." "I'd rather just forget about..." "I don't give a damn about what you'd rather forget about." "Why were you two fighting?" "I said that the Kirby Silver Surfer was the only real Silver Surfer and that the Moebius Silver Surfer was shit." "And Bennefield's a big Moebius fan, and..." "It just got out of hand." "I pushed him, he pushed me." " I lost my head, sir." "I'm sorry." " Rivetti, you're a supervisor." "You can get a commission like that." "I know it, sir." "You're 100% right." " It'll never happen again." " It better not happen again." "I see this kind of nonsense, I'm gonna write you up." "You understand?" " Do you understand?" " Yes, sir." "You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity." "Everybody that reads comic books knows that Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer." " Now am I right or wrong?" " (CHUCKLING) You're right, sir." " All right." "Get out of here." " Yes, sir." " Captain." " How can I help you?" "Test results from the missile drill." "This the best they can do?" "No, sir, but that's what they did." "I want this down to five minutes." "Train on it." "Yes, sir." "Tell your buddy Weps we're gonna do it again." "We're gonna keep on doin' it until he gets it right." "Damn." "Feels like the whole crew needs a kick in the ass." "Or a pat on the back, sir." "I just witnessed a fight down in crew's mess." "No big deal, but I think the men are a little on edge with all we're going through." "Morale seems to be a bit low." "(CHUCKLING)" "Well, you seem to have the pulse of the men." "Thank you, sir." "May I have your attention, please?" "Mr Hunter has informed me that morale may be a bit low, that you may be a bit..." " On edge." " On edge." "So I suggest this, any crew member who feels he can't handle the situation can leave the ship right now." "Gentlemen, we're at DEFCON three." "War is imminent." "This is the captain." "That is all." "Very inspiring, sir." "Come on, Bear." "Come on." "Come on." "(BEEP)" "Sup?" "Come here." "You hear that?" "(BEEPING)" "I've got a broadband contact bearing 047." "Assigning tracker sierra in ATF." "Conn, Sonar, we have a possible submerged submarine bearing 047." "Designate contact, Master 28." "Sonar, Conn, aye." "Man battle stations torpedo." " Rig for ultraquiet." " Make tubes one and four fully ready." "Make tubes one and four fully ready." "Aye, sir." "(ALARM RINGING)" "OVER PA:" "Man battle stations torpedo." "All right, what do you got?" "Sir, we have a possible submerged submarine bearing 049, designate master 28." "Best depth for evasion, sir, is 831 feet to avoid that sub." "Lieutenant Mahoney, this is the captain." "Increase your speed to standard." "Come left to course 270." "Make your depth 831 feet, smartly." " You find out who that is." " Aye, sir." "Who are you, sweetheart?" "Helm, all ahead standard." "Dive." "Make your depth 831 feet, smartly." "Aye, sir." "(BEEPING)" "Conn, Radio, receiving emergency action message!" "Recommend alert one." "Recommend alert one." "Recommend alert one." "Alert one!" "Alert one!" "Incoming emergency action message." "Captain, we have a properly formatted emergency action message from National Command Authority for strategic missile launch, Captain." " I concur, sir." " Get the authenticator." "Chief of the watch, secure for battle stations torpedo." "Man battle stations missile for strategic launch." "Secure for battle stations torpedo." "Man battle stations missile..." "Sir, request permission to authenticate." "Permission granted." "Authenticate." ""Bravo, Echo, Echo, Charlie," ""Alpha, Tango, Alpha."" ""Bravo, Echo, Echo, Charlie," ""Alpha, Tango, Alpha."" " Message is authentic, sir." " I concur, sir." "I concur, sir." "Message is authentic." "Sir, your captain's missile key." "This is the captain." "Set condition 1SQ for strategic missile launch." "Spin up missiles one through five and 20 through 24." "The release of nuclear weapons has been authorised." "This is not a drill." "X.O., take the conn." "I'm going to my stateroom for the launch keys." "X.O. has the conn." "Set condition 1 SQ for strategic missile launch." "Spin up missiles one through five, 20 through 24." "The release of nuclear weapons has been authorised." "This is the X.O." "Conn, Weapons, estimated time to 1 SQ for strategic launch is 14 minutes, sir." "One, two, three, four, five, six." "Go, sailor, go." "OVER PA:" "Set condition 1 SQ for strategic missile launch." "Comin' through!" "Spin up missiles one through five and 20 through 24." " I have the conn." " The captain has the conn." "Passing 550 feet." "Conn, Radio, sir, we're out of VLF radio range." "Full message capacity is cut off." "Radio, Conn, extend extremely low frequency antenna." "Passing 600 feet." "Coming to 831 feet, sir." "(BEEPING)" "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, God." "Conn, Sonar, sir, we have his classification." "Mark that tape." "Get the classification on your monitor." "Rivetti, what the hell is going on?" "Sir, the master 28 is classified as a Russian Akula-class hunter-killer." "Bearing 196, sir!" "He's close, but I don't think he's spotted us." " Stay on him!" " Aye, sir." " Captain has the conn." " COB:" "Passing 800 feet, sir." "Continue to dive." "Give me five degree down bubble." " Continue rigging for ultraquiet." " Aye, aye, sir." "Five degree down bubble." "Rigging for ultraquiet, sir." "Gentlemen, this is the captain." "We have an Akula-class submarine out there." "We know Radchenko controls at least four submarines." "This could be one of them." "Russian rebels have threatened to launch against our country and are fuelling right now." "They will have launch capability in 60 minutes." "We have orders to launch our missiles, which is exactly what we're going to do." "We are rigging for ultraquiet." "All hands, be ready." "This is as real as it gets." "We'll presume nothing, defend ourselves at all cost." "If that sub even comes around or opens up a tube door, we'll take her out." "Passing 900 feet." " He's gone." " Like hell he is." "He's up there." "950." "Conn, Weapons, missile systems ready to launch in 11 minutes." "(BEEPING)" "Conn, Radio, receiving transmission on extremely low frequency receiver, sir." "Very well." "Mr Hunter, go to Radio, please." "(BEEPING)" " Okay, pull up the code." " What do you got?" "X.O., incoming EAM, but we're too deep to receive any radio communication, sir." "(SIGNAL BLARING)" " Captain." " X.O." "We got a limited radio transmission indicating an incoming EAM." "We need to go shallow to reestablish communications." "With that sub still up there?" "Mr Hunter, it's my..." " Come up to conn, Mr Hunter." " Yes, sir." " Zero bubble." " Zero bubble." "Aye, sir." "1,275 feet, sir." "OVER PA:" "Conn, Weapons, missile systems ready to launch in 10 minutes." " Sir." " OVER PA:" "Attention, all hands." " Ship has been rigged for ultraquiet." " Captain?" "When our missile system is ready, Mr Hunter, it is my intention to rise to launch depth launch our birds and then get the hell out of there." "Not until then." "I can't jeopardise the safety of this ship." "Yes, sir." "May I suggest that we float the buoy, sir?" "We have enough cable." "That should give us enough reach to receive the EAM transmission." "Sir." "Very well." "Float the buoy." "Chief of the watch, float the buoy." "Float the radio buoy." "Aye, sir." "CHIEF OF THE WATCH:" "Radio buoy deploying, sir." "Tension 2,000 pounds." "Very well." "Conn, Weapons, estimated time to 1 SQ, 8 minutes, 30 seconds, sir." "(METAL GRINDING)" "(PANEL BEEPING)" "The winch!" "Conn, Sonar, we have a sound short from the buoy winch!" "Stop the goddamn winch!" "Winch is stopped, sir!" "Goddamn it." "TSO, is that sound still out there?" "Sonar, TSO, is that sound still out there?" "(FAINT RADIO TRANSMISSION)" "Sound's gone, sir." "(SONAR BLEEPING)" "I'm getting something." "Sup, he's comin' around!" "Conn, Sonar, the Akula's turning toward, sir!" "Conn, Sonar, torpedo in the water!" "Bearing 241!" "Conn, Sonar, second torpedo in the water!" "Bearing 242!" "All ahead flank!" "Right full rudder!" "Conn, Sonar, 3,000 yards and closing, sir!" "Manoeuvring, Conn, cavitate!" "Cavitate!" " Sound the collision alarm!" " Sound collision alarm!" "Aye, sir!" " RIVETTI: 2,500 yards." " Rig ship for impact!" "Hang onto your ass, gentlemen!" "2,000 yards." "1,500 yards." "Bearing 070!" "071!" "1,200 yards!" "1,000 yards and closing fast!" "Conn, Radio, receiving emergency action message." "Recommend alert one!" "(BEEPING)" "REVETTI: 950 yards!" "Launch a five-inch evasion device." "Launch the countermeasures." " Countermeasures away, sir." " Shift your rudder to left full." "RIVETTI: 500 yards and closing fast." "300 yards and closing, sir." "Sir, the first torpedo's going after the countermeasures!" "They missed!" "They missed!" "Sonar, Conn, Conn, Sonar, second torpedo incoming!" "It's gonna be close!" "Conn, Sonar, the Akula's disappeared in the thermal, sir." "All ahead standard!" "Rudder amidships!" "All ahead standard." "Rudder amid ships." "Aye." "All stations." "All stations, report damage." "Report damage." "OVER PA:" "Engine room reports number one ASW pump failed." "Control, Torpedo Room, three feet of water in the bilge." "Request a team with a submersible pump." "Control, Engine Room, request all E-division personnel lay to the engine room to assist in ground isolation." "Sonar, Conn, report hostile contact." " Conn, Sonar, we lost him, sir." " Well, keep looking." " He's out there looking for us." " Aye, sir." "Weapons, Conn, estimated time to 1 SQ." "Conn, Weapons, missile systems ready to launch" " in six minutes." " RAMSEY:" "Very well." "Main seawater pump is out of commission." "Mr Zimmer, where's that EAM?" " You all right, son?" " Yes, sir." " That's it?" " It's incomplete, sir." "We lost it when the radio buoy cable got severed." "All right." "All right, gentlemen, let's get on with it." "All ahead one-third." "(BELL RINGING)" "Steady as you go." "All ahead one-third." "Steady." "Aye, sir." "Make your depth 150 feet." "Zero bubble." "Up slow and silent to launch depth." "Up slow and silent to launch depth." "Aye-aye, Captain." "Captain?" "Got the EAM." " What do you think?" " I think there's nothing on this." "Yes, sir." "It got cut off during the attack." "Then it's meaningless." "Sir, this is an EAM pertaining to nuclear missiles." "No, Mr Hunter, that's a message fragment." "Because it got cut off during the attack, sir." "The message could mean anything." "It could be a message to abort." " It could be a message..." " Could be a fake Russian transmission." "Which is exactly why we need to confirm it, sir." "All I'm asking for is the time we need to get back on line." " Calm down, Mr Hunter." " I am calm." "You don't appear to be calm." "Conn, Weapons, missile systems ready to launch in four minutes." " Step aside, seaman." " Yes, sir." "(FAINT RADIO TRANSMISSION)" "We have orders in hand, and those orders are to make a preemptive launch." "Every second that we lose increases the chances that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty, 'cause they've flown their birds and struck us first." " Yes, sir." " You know as well as I do that any launch order received without authentication is no order at all." " Captain, National..." " That's our number 1 rule." "That rule is the basis for the scenario we've trained on time and time again." " Yes, sir." " It's a rule we follow without exception." "Captain, National Military Command Center knows what sector we're in." "They have satellites looking down on us to see if our birds are aloft." "And if they're not, then they give our orders to somebody else." "That's why we maintain more than one sub." "It's what they call "redundancy."" " I know about redundancy, Mr Hunter." " All I'm saying..." "All I'm saying, Captain, is that we have backup." "Now, it's our duty not to launch until we can confirm." "You're presuming that we have other submarines out there ready to launch." "But as captain, I must assume that our submarines could have been taken out by other Akulas." "We can play these games all night, Mr Hunter, but I don't have the luxury" " of your presumptions." " Sir..." "Mr Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulders." " Captain..." " We're all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean." "They come down from our Commander-in-Chief." "They contain no ambiguity." " Captain, sir..." " Mr Hunter, I've made the decision." "I'm captain of this boat." "Now shut the fuck up!" "Damn." "Weapons, Conn, shift targeting to target package SLBM 64741/2." "This is the captain." " Captain, I cannot concur." " Repeat my command." "Sir, we don't know what this means." "Our target package could have changed." "You repeat this order or I'll find somebody who will!" " Hell, no, you won't, sir." " You're relieved of your position." "Cob, remove Mr Hunter from the control room." " Get Lieutenant Zimmer in here now!" " No, sir, I do not concur and I do not recognise your authority to relieve me on the command under Navy regulations." " Cob, arrest this man and get him out!" " Captain Ramsey, under operating procedures governing the release of nuclear weapons we cannot launch our missiles unless both you and I agree!" " Cob, what are you waiting for?" " Now this is more than formality, sir." "This is why your command must be repeated!" "It requires my assent!" "I do not give it, and, furthermore, you continue upon this course and insist upon this launch without confirming this message first..." " Son of a bitch." "Chief of the boat..." " I will be forced, backed by the rules of precedents..." "As captain and commanding officer of the USS Alabama authority and command regulation 08150H6..." "I order you to place the X.O. under arrest on the charge of mutiny!" "...of the Navy regulations to relieve you of command, Captain!" "I say again, I order you to place the X.O. under arrest on the charge of mutiny!" " Cob!" " Captain, please, the X.O. is right." "We can't launch unless he concurs." ""To the USS Alabama." ""Rebel-controlled missiles being fuelled." ""Launch codes compromised." ""Dissidents threaten launch at continental United States." ""Set DEFCON two." ""Immediately launch 10 Trident missile sorties."" "They're fuelling their missiles!" "We don't have time to fuck around!" "Sir, I think you need time to think this over." "I don't have to think this over!" "Captain, I relieve you of your command of this ship." "Cob, escort the captain to his stateroom." " I'm assuming command." " You're not assuming anything." "Chief of the Boat, Captain Ramsey's under arrest." "Lock him in his stateroom." " Captain, please..." " Now, Cob!" "Aye, sir." "Mitchell!" "Walker!" "Take the captain below." "You're way out of your league, Hunter." "You're not ready to make tough decisions yet." "What the hell we waitin' for?" "Anybody here disagrees with what I've done," "then you feel free to relieve yourself of duty now." "Anybody?" "All right." " All stations." " Aye, sir." "This is the Executive Officer." "I have assumed command of this ship under authority granted me by Navy regulations." "I have relieved Captain Ramsey of his duties for acting in contravention of the rules and regulations regarding nuclear weapons release." "It is my intention to delay the missile launch, maintaining our current state of readiness, pending confirmation of an emergency action message that was cut off during the attack." "(SIGHS)" "Remain at battle stations missile." "Carry on." "What the hell are we doin', Fred?" "I don't know about you, but I'm pissin' my pants." "(BEAR SOFTLY GROWLS)" "Come on, boy." "Conn, Weapons, Russians will have missile launch capability in 39 minutes." "HUNTER:" "Chief of the Boat." "Sir?" "Thank you, Cob." ""Thank you"?" "Fuck you." "Get it straight, Mr Hunter." "I'm not on your side." "Now you could be wrong." "But wrong or right, the captain can't just replace you at will." "That was completely improper." "And that's why I did what I did, by the book." "I thank you anyway." "Radio, Conn, Mr Zimmer, get those communications back on line now." "We're working on it, sir." "Aye, aye, Captain." " Are you ready?" " Ready." "Go." "Jesus." "This fuckin' thing..." "You know, this whole system is crashed, radio buoy is severed." " What the fuck does he want us to do?" " Shit electrons?" "Hey, Vossler, we need communications not smart-ass remarks." "Aye, sir." " All stop, ten degrees up." " Ten up." "Aye, sir." "All stop." "Aye, sir." "Enters all stop." "(BLEEPING)" "Conn, Sonar, holy shit, sir!" "He's right on top of us!" "He's turning toward!" " Range?" " 600 yards!" "Conn, Sonar, torpedoes in the water!" "Bearing 048, 050!" " Left full rudder!" " Left full rudder!" "Aye, sir!" "All ahead full!" "Zero bubble!" "Sir, don't you want to fire back?" "Torpedoes are ready, sir." "No, we're in too close." "Our weapons won't have time to arm." "All ahead flank!" "Chief of the watch to manoeuvring." "Give me max speed now!" "Maximum speed!" "Aye, sir!" "Sonar, Conn, let me know when our range to that Akula is open to 1,000 yards!" " Conn, Sonar, aye, sir!" " Damn it!" "Let's just shoot this fucker!" "What's 1,000 yards for?" "'Cause it takes 1,000 yards for the torpedoes to arm!" "Jesus!" "Who'd you fuck to get on this ship?" "(BLEEPING)" "Conn, Sonar, torpedoes 150 yards and closing fast, sir!" "Bearing 070, 074!" "Launch port countermeasures!" " Countermeasures away, sir!" " Rig ship for impact." "Rig ship for impact!" "Aye, sir!" "They missed!" "They missed!" "They passed astern!" "They were too close to arm, sir." "Conn, Sonar, range to the Akula, 950 yards and opening fast!" "Go to manual on the arming mechanisms, tubes two and four." "Snapshot, two and four." "Snapshot, two and four." "Tubes fired electrically, sir." "Sonar, Conn, give me exact ranging and speed on our weapons." "Range, 300 yards at 50 knots, sir!" "200 yards, 50 knots!" "100 yards, 55 knots!" "(BLEEPING) 75 yards!" "Weapons ready for arming, sir!" " Steady course 231." " Aye, sir. 231." "Arm torpedoes two and four..." " Now!" " Torpedoes armed, sir!" "(BEEPING)" "We're locked on the Akula!" "You got him, sir!" "You got him!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "(BEAR BARKS)" "Conn, Sonar, incoming torpedo!" "They got it off before they got hit, sir!" "Right full rudder!" "Launch starboard countermeasures!" " Countermeasures away, sir!" " Dive!" "Make your depth 1,200 feet!" "COB:" "Point it down now!" "Take her deep!" "Take her deep!" "Full dive on those planes!" "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Hang on, everybody!" "(SONAR BLEEPING)" "(YELLING)" "(BEAR BARKING)" " Is everybody okay?" " Yeah!" "Open aft main drain suction!" "Start the drain pump!" "Go, go, go!" "All stations, make damage report to Control." "Control, this is Bilge Bay!" "We've got out-of-control flooding!" "(SHOUTING)" "Request damage control!" "Mr Mahoney, get a damage control party down there!" "Aye, sir!" "Forward damage control party, get Lieutenant Hellerman!" "Flooding in the bilge bay!" "Get him down there now!" "Conn, Manoeuvring, we've lost propulsion, sir!" "Chief of the Boat, how we doin'?" "Sir, we are going down!" "I need propulsion!" "Forward ballast tanks are damaged, sir!" "Forward air pressure: zero!" "Manoeuvring, Conn, restore propulsion as soon as possible." "Conn, Manoeuvring, restoring propulsion as soon as possible!" "Aye, sir!" "(HULL RUMBLING)" "Control, Bilge Bay, flooding is slowed!" "I think we got it under control, sir!" "Passing 1,500 feet." "At 1,850 it's all over." "(HULL RUMBLING)" "COB:" "Passing 1,600 feet." "Barnes, get over here!" "Help me with this loose valve!" "COB:" "Passing 1,650 feet." "(HULL RUMBLIING)" " What the fuck is going on?" " RIVETTI:" "Take it easy." "Conn, Bilge Bay, flooding has recommenced!" "It looks like three men are trapped!" "Bilge Bay, Conn, try and get those men out of there and seal that bay." "Sir, if we don't seal the bilge bay now, we'll lose the ship!" "(HULL RUMBLING)" "Bilge Bay, Conn, can you get the men out?" "Sir, there's no fuckin' way!" "If I go down there, I'll never get out!" "Barnes, come on!" "You've got to come!" "Move, move!" "Barnes, come on, come on!" "You can do it!" "Move it!" "Bilge Bay, Conn, seal that bay." "Barnes, let's go!" "Come on!" "I've got to close the hatch!" "What the fuck are we doing here?" "Bilge Bay, Conn, I say again, seal that bay." "Sir, there are men down there, and they're gonna drown!" "Lieutenant Hellerman, you have your orders!" "Now seal the goddamn bay before we all go down!" "Barnes!" "Please get the fuck out!" "Barnes!" "Come on!" "Barnes!" "Conn, Bilge Bay, seawater hatch is sealed, sir!" "Very well." "COB:" "Passing 1,800 feet." "Approaching hull crush depth, sir." "1,825." "Conn, Manoeuvring, turbine power restored!" "Main seawater cross valve repaired!" " And rising." " Propulsion limit!" "Ahead full, sir!" " Take us up to periscope depth." " Aye-aye, sir." "Give me five." "(SOBBING)" "All right, we're livin'." "We're livin', gentlemen." " Step aside, Tommy." " I'm sorry, sir." "The X.O. ordered..." "Fuck the X.O.!" "This ship has been hit, and I'm going in to see my captain." "Now stand aside." "Stand aside!" "(KNOCKING)" "Captain?" "(OPERA PLAYING)" " Sir." " How bad is it, Mr Dougherty?" "It's bad, sir." "I've just been looking at Hunter's file here." "The closest to combat he's been is a policy seminar." "Give me an order, sir." "As quietly as you can, you get to Mr Zimmer and Mr Westergaurd." "How about Linkletter?" "You won't be able to talk to the TSO." "He's at the conn." "But you can get to Weps." "We got to have Weps." "He's the key." "You get me those men, a small security force, then come back and get me." "Aye, sir." "Don't get overzealous and try to recruit the whole ship." " We'll lead from the top down." " Aye, sir." "Right away." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "The radio's 50%." "Can I talk to you in the passageway?" "Right now, Pete." "Come on." "(SIGHS)" "What's goin' on?" "We're not gonna let this go down with the X.O. at the helm." " We're not?" " No, we're not." "I've been with the captain for years and this asshole Hunter shows up, and I'm supposed to follow him 'cause he says so?" "You're not supposed to, you've been ordered to." "That's what this is about, proper orders." "Proper orders?" "He has proper orders." "He won't act on them." "He's in command now!" "If they order him to launch, we'll launch, and we'll blow 'em all to hell." "But I'd rather go down myself than get this one wrong." "Look, our procedures are clear." "In the absence of a contravening order, in a situation like this," " we follow the orders in hand." " Exactly." "You know how many checks we do to make sure a launch order is authentic?" "The X.O. agreed with those orders." "Now he just wants to throw them away?" "They don't count?" " He's lost his nerve." " Bullshit!" "I know this guy, Bobby!" "Weps, we've been ordered to launch." "Now why in the world would we do that if they weren't prepared to launch at us?" "We don't know that for sure." "That's the whole point." "That's why he wants time to confirm the message." "That's the whole fucking point is we don't have time!" "Radchenko is fuelling his birds." "Now why do you think he's doing that?" "Why?" "You don't put on a condom unless you gonna fuck!" "Go back to your station." "Go back to your station and stay there." "Come on, man." "Peter, think about your family, man." "I am." "I am!" "I mean, what do you plan to do?" "Nothing without you." "You're senior officer department head." "The TSO's with Hunter." "And you have the keys to the small arms locker." "Now we want to recruit a few more men, and then we're gonna open that arsenal." "DOUGHERTY:" "I just talked to the captain in his room." "He specifically asked for you." "He says we cannot go without you." "I don't believe this." "(SIGHS)" "This is a mutiny, Peter." "There's only two sides to a mutiny." "Now, your captain is asking for your help." "What are you gonna do?" "What are you gonna do?" "All right." "Conn, Weapons, Russian missiles will have launch capability in 24 minutes." "You're doing the right thing." "(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)" "MAHONEY:" "Electrical power has been restored." "All stations, prepare to reinitiate the system." "(GROWLING)" "Radio, Conn, Mr Zimmer, what's the status on that radio repair?" "Conn, Radio, all systems are still down, sir." "Lieutenant Zimmer isn't here." " Where is he?" " VOSSLER:" "I don't know, sir." "Very well." " Mr Mahoney has the conn." " Aye, sir." "I have the conn." " Cob." " Sir?" " Send a man and find Zimmer." " Aye, sir." " Get a side arm." " Aye-aye, sir." " Chief Young." " Aye, Chief." "Turn around!" "Move it!" "(GROWLING)" "At ease, sailor." "(BEAR BARKS)" "Sir." "Thank you, Mr Ince." " Mr Westergaurd." " Sir." " Mr Zimmer." " ZIMMER:" "Ready, sir." "Let's get on with it." "(BARKING)" "WEPS:" "Stand guard." "All you people, return to your stations!" " Mr Rivetti." " Sir?" " Follow me, please." " Yes, sir." "(MAN COCKS PISTOL)" "Is there a problem, sir?" "These are the keys to the entire submarine." "Conn, Weapons, Russian missiles will have launch capability in 21 minutes." "Who's in charge here?" "Shit!" "Me, sir." "Oh, fuck." " How long is it gonna take?" " I don't know, sir." " Do you know what's going on here?" " Yes, sir." "No, I don't think you do." "Let me explain it to you." "If we launch and we're wrong, what's left of Russia is gonna launch at us." "There will be a nuclear holocaust beyond imagination." "So it's all about knowing, Mr Vossler." "We have to know whether or not our order to launch has been recalled or not." "The only way we're gonna know is if you fix that radio." "You understand me?" "Yes, sir." "You ever watch Star Trek?" " Yeah, I seen Star Trek." " Star Trek." "You know, Star Trek." "The USS Enterprise." "All right." "You remember when the Klingons were gonna blow up the Enterprise?" "And Captain Kirk calls down to Scotty, "Scotty, I gotta have more power."" "He needs more, more warp speed." "Yeah." "Warp speed." "Exactly." "Well, I'm Captain Kirk." "You're Scotty." "I need more power." "If you do not get this radio up, a billion people are gonna die." "It's up to you." "I know that's a shitty deal, but you got it." "Can you handle it?" "Scotty?" "Aye, Captain." "You got anything?" " No, Vossler." " Then get on it." " I have the conn." " MAHONEY:" "X.O. has the conn." "Chief of the Boat, make your depth 75 feet." "Continue up to periscope depth." "Belay that order!" "(PISTOLS COCKING)" "Any officers or chiefs feel you've been unjustly caught up in this thing, you stand with me now." "(SIGHS)" "Sir, propulsion has been restored." "All flooding has been contained." "All communications are still down." "Take him away." "Lock him up in the officers' mess." "Of all the people." "Weps, return to missile control." "Mr Zimmer, you stay with me." " Aye, aye, sir." " The rest of you return to your stations." "Inform your men directly that the captain is in command." " I have the conn." " Captain has the conn." "Diving officer, make your depth 150 feet." " At 150 feet." "Aye, sir." " 1 MC." "RADIOMAN:" "Aye, sir." "May I have your attention, please." "Crew of the USS Alabama, attempted mutiny has been put down." "We'll maintain security alert." "Authorised movement only in two-man teams." "In the absence of further radio communication, on orders from the National Command Center, we'll achieve launch depth as quickly as we can for strategic missile launch." "We all know what this means." "It's not something one would wish for, but we have the obligation under authenticated orders issued by our Commander-In-Chief to prevent the attack on our country." "Russian missiles will have launch capability in 15 minutes." "Set condition 1 SQ." "Spin up missiles one through five and 20 through 24 for strategic missile launch." "The use of nuclear weapons has been authorised." "This is the captain." "Mr Zimmer is the new X.O." "Set condition 1 SQ." "Spin up missiles one through five and 20 through 24 for strategic launch." "The use of nuclear weapons has been authorised." "This is the X.O." "Weapons, Conn, confirm target package SLBM 64741/2 for missiles one through five and 20 through 24." " Target package confirmation, sir." " This is the captain." "Conn, Weapons, confirm target package SLBM 64741/2 for missiles one through five and 20 through 24." "Aye, sir." "Look, it's not a mutiny." "I did everything by the book." "It's not about the book." "If the Russians are gonna launch and we do nothing, who's gonna stop 'em?" "Half of me is glad the captain came back." "He could be right, you know." "No orders are valid, Cob, if they're wrong." " We don't know if they're wrong." " That's true." "We don't know." "That's why we have to find out first." "What if Radchenko surrendered and it's over?" "We launch." "They see us." "They launch." "Our birds pass each other in the air." "Boom!" " What do you got?" " Nuclear war." "Nuclear holocaust." " What are you doing down here?" " Jesus, I was just going to the bath..." "Rivetti, nobody moves alone!" "Come on." "You know the drill." "What, Bennefield, I need an escort to take a shit?" "Shut up!" "Now I'm gonna call Control." "You stay right there." " Fuck that." " I mean it, man." "Okay, Moebius, open the door." " You broke my nose, man." " Shut up, fat boy." " Mr Rivetti, I'm impressed." " I never liked him, sir." "Rivetti, go to laundry." "Get four sets of coveralls and four caps." " RIVETTI:" "Aye, sir." " Just relax." "Can I talk to you a second?" "Come on." " Everybody ready?" " Let's do it." " We're with you, sir." " Let's go." " Approaching launch depth." " Very well." "Make your depth 150 feet." "Zero bubble." "Commence hovering." "Zero bubble." "Commence hovering." "Aye, sir." "Conn, Weapons, estimated time to weapons system 1 SQ three minutes, 30 seconds, sir." "Conn, Weapons, Russian missiles will have launch capability in 12 minutes." "Opening missile hatches." "(PHONE RINGS)" " Weps." " Weps, this is Hunter." "Listen to me." " Where are you?" " Don't worry about where I am." "You cannot proceed." "We got other ships out there that can handle this." "You can't be influenced by the captain or anybody else." "Make up your own mind." "(CLOCK BEEPS)" "Conn, Weapons, estimated time to missile launch, three minutes and counting, sir." "Weps, Weps, listen." "Don't do this." "Don't do this." "Once you launch, they cannot come back." "They cannot come back, Weps." "And you know the repercussions if we're wrong, goddamn it!" "Weps, if we fire now, we'll be firing while we're blind and crippled." "You understand me?" " Where the fuck are you?" " Do not remove that firing trigger!" "Do not open the safe, Weps!" "It's up to you!" "You're the only one that knows the combination!" "It's up to you, Weps!" "It's up to you." "(LINE DISCONNECTS)" "Mind your fuckin' panel!" " You guys ready?" " Just about, sir." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Radio, X.O. Vossler?" "X.O, Radio." " Sir, I don't know, sir." " Vossler, calm down." "Just calm down." " Take a deep breath." "Are you calm?" " Yeah, sort of." "Get the radio fixed, Vossler." "I could have built one by now." "How long is it gonna take you?" "I don't know." "Well, how much time do you need?" "Shit!" "Let's go." "Missile tubes one through five and 20 through 24 at 1 SQ, sir." "(PANEL BEEPING)" "Ship is hovering on automatic." "Dive is at 1 SQ, Captain." "Missiles at 1 SQ." "Ready to launch, sir." "(PANEL BEEPING)" "(FLIPPING BUTTONS)" "Sir, weapons system is at 1 SQ." " Missiles are ready for launch, sir." " Very well." " Weapons." " Aye, sir." "Weapons, Conn, remove the tactical firing trigger." "(PANEL BEEPING)" " 1 MC." " Aye, sir." "Weapons, this is the captain." "Unlock the tactical firing trigger." "Weps?" "Missiles are ready to launch, man." "Sir." "Shit." "Mr Zimmer, no one is to touch this key." "I'm going to launch from missile control." " ZIMMER:" "Aye, aye, sir." " Westergaurd." " Sir." " Dougherty." "Come with me." " Mr Mahoney, take the conn." " Aye, sir." "I have the conn." "What are you doing, man?" "We're at 1 SQ." "We're ready." "(PANEL BEEPING)" " Mr Dougherty." " Aye." " Station your guards fore and aft." " Last two, forward hatch!" "First two, aft hatch!" "They're gonna fire from missile control." "We've got to get back to the conn and disarm the system." "Come on." "We'll travel in the crawl spaces." "Mr Ince!" "Mr Ince, remove the tactical firing key." "Sir, it is my duty to..." "Son, don't talk to me about duty." "Open the fucking safe!" "(PANEL BEEPING)" "I can't do that, sir." "I'm gonna count to three, and then I'm gonna blow your fucking head off." "One." "Two." "Shit!" "It does me no good to kill you." "You're the only one that knows the combination." "However..." "Petty Officer Hilaire doesn't know the combination!" "Millions of lives at stake here, Peter!" "Don't make a dumb decision!" "One!" " Two!" " Sir!" " Cob!" " Yo." "You and Hunsicker are going to enter the conn from the bow." "Rivetti, Linkletter and myself will come in through the aft." "You jump right on Zimmer, okay?" "Come on, come on!" " Fire control ready?" " Aye, sir." " Launcher ready?" " LAUNCHER:" "Aye, sir." "Initiate fire." " Freeze!" "Hold it, sir!" " COB:" "Drop the weapon now!" "Move forward!" "Move forward!" "Move, move, move!" "Get his pistol!" " Fire one!" " Number one did not fire, sir." "Sir, the captain's key has been removed." "Hunter." " You're a piece of shit." " Son of a bitch." "All right, you and you, man the forward hatches." " Aye, sir." " HUNTER:" "You, man the aft hatches." " Aye, sir." " We're going up to periscope depth." "We're gonna reestablish communications and get that radio message." "Now anybody got a problem with that?" "Chief of the Boat, make your depth 78 feet." "Aye-aye, sir." "Make your depth 78 feet." " Five degree up bubble." " Mr Linkletter, man that periscope." "Aye sir." "Raising number two scope." "Radio, Conn, Mr Vossler, this is Captain Kirk." "I need warp speed on that radio." "Yes, sir." "Conn, Weapons, Russian missiles will have launch capability in nine minutes." "(RADIO STATIC)" "(BEEPING)" " Oh, shit!" " What?" "What happened?" "Reattach that lead!" "Seventy-eight feet!" "At periscope depth, sir!" " Mr Linkletter!" " No close contact, sir." "Very well." "Chief of the watch, raise the VLF radio antenna." "Raise the VLF antenna." "Aye, sir." "VLF antenna coming up!" "(RADIO CREW CHATTERING)" "(STATIC)" "Conn, Radio, sir, I think she's breathing." "We're getting close." " Halt, sir!" " Shoot me." " Shit." "Shit." " I got him." "I have the conn." "Give me my missile key." "Give me the missile key, Mr Hunter." "I'm the commander of this fucking ship!" "Give me that goddamn key!" "Conn, Weapons, Russian missiles will have launch capability in seven minutes." "Conn, Radio, sir!" "Radio, Conn!" "Captain, Radio, Vossler, sir." "She's breathing again!" "We are really close!" "You got three minutes, Vossler." " Three minutes and counting!" " Yes, sir." "You got three minutes." "(PANELS BEEPING)" "(RADIO STATIC)" "Come on." "Come on, Vossler." "Come on, come on." "Keep it going, keep it going." "Speaking of horses, did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions?" "What?" "From Portugal." "The Lipizzaner stallions." "The most highly trained horses in the world." "They're all white." "Yes, sir." ""Yes, sir" you're aware they're all white, or "yes, sir" you've seen them?" "Yes, sir, I've seen them." "Yes, sir, I'm aware that they're all white." "They're not from Portugal, they're from Spain, and at birth, they're not white, they're black." "Sir." "I didn't know that." "But they are from Portugal." "(VOSSLER PANTING)" "Come on, Vossler." "Come on." " Yes." "Yes." " Come on." "Come on." "You got it." "(CHUCKLING)" "Some of the things they do defy belief." "Their training programme is simplicity itself." "You just stick a cattle prod up their ass, and you can get a horse to deal cards." "(CHUCKLES) Simple matter of voltage." "RADIOMAN:" "You're gonna get it." "Come on." "I almost had it." "You saw it." "Conn, Weapons," "Russian missiles will have launch capability in four minutes." " There you go!" "There you go!" " Ah, shit!" "Look, look, look!" "Look at it, Vossler!" "There we go, there we go!" "Yes!" "(BEEPING)" "Conn, Radio, we are receiving flash traffic." "Emergency action message." "Recommend alert one." "Recommend alert one." "Fuck, yeah!" "Alert one." "Alert one." "Dougherty, Westergaurd, Zimmer." " Get that EAM." " Aye-aye, sir." "God help you if you're wrong." "If I'm wrong, then we're at war." "God help us all." "Sir, we have a properly formatted emergency action message from the National Command Authority, sir." " Request permission to authenticate." " Permission granted." "Authenticate." "(BREAKING OPEN PACKETS)" "ZIMMER: "Delta, Delta, Sierra, Bravo, Zulu, Delta, Tango."" "WESTERGUARD: "Delta, Delta, Sierra, Bravo, Zulu, Delta, Tango."" " Message is authentic, Captain." " I concur, sir." "I concur, sir." "Message is authentic." "1 MC." "Crew of the Alabama, this is the captain." "Set condition 2SQ." "Terminate launch, all missiles." "(CHEERING)" "All right!" "All right!" "(CHEERING STOPS)" "Mr Hunter has the conn." "In the early hours of this morning, Russian army forces moved in and met surprisingly little resistance." "There were some sporadic battles but, apparently, the spectre of fighting their countrymen proved too much for these rebel troops and they surrendered quickly." "So a crisis that seemed to be escalating beyond the point of no return was ultimately resolved with fewer than a hundred soldiers dead." "And the nuclear base captured by Radchenko is back in government hands." "Reporting live from the French aircraft carrier Foch in the Mediterranean Sea, this is Richard Valeriani for CNN." "All right, stand there, Lieutenant Commander Hunter." "This won't take long." "This panel has convened in order to investigate the events subsequent to the setting of condition 1 SQ for strategic missile launch on board the USS Alabama on 1 November." "Now, based on the testimony from personnel on board the Alabama, and, in no small measure, to that of the senior officer, Captain Ramsey," "I am prepared to make my recommendations to SUBPAC." " Without my testimony, sir?" " You have a problem with that?" " I might, sir." " I have known Captain Ramsey for almost 30 years." "We served together on more than a few occasions." "If he is lying, this will be the first I've heard of it." "Yes, sir." "My primary concern here is the breakdown in the system." "In this instance, the system failed because the two senior officers did not work to resolve their differences while preserving the chain of command." "Now you may have been proven right, Mr Hunter, but insofar as the letter of the law is concerned, you were both right." "And you were also both wrong." "This is the dilemma that will occupy this panel, this Navy, and this country's armed forces as a whole, long after you leave this room." "Off the record, you've both created one hell of a mess." "A mutiny aboard a United States nuclear submarine, violation of nuclear launch protocol." "For the record, it is the conclusion of this panel that your actions aboard the Alabama were consistent with the best traditions of the Navy, and in the interests of the United States." "As such, the recommendations of this panel will be to accept in a manner reflective of his long and dedicated service to his country," "Captain Ramsey's request for early retirement from active duty." "And based, in no small part, on Captain Ramsey's recommendation that Lieutenant Commander Hunter be given his next command at the earliest possible convenience." "Unless, of course, you wish to challenge these recommendations." "No, sir." " Captain Ramsey?" " No, sir." "Dismissed." "Captain?" "(SIGHS)" "Just wanted to say thank you." "You were right, and I was wrong." "About the horses, the Lipizzaners." "They are from Spain, not Portugal." "(CHUCKLING)" "Yes, sir." "(MEN'S CHOIR SINGING)"

"My name is Oliver Queen." "For 5 years I was stranded on an island with only one goal-- to survive." "Oliver Queen is alive." "Now I will fulfill my father's dying wish-- to use the list of names he left me and bring down those who are poisoning my city." "To do this, I must become someone else." "I must become something else." "Previously on "Arrow"..." "Stop looking into this." "It's not safe." "Accidents tend to befall people who are too curious." "Felicity, I want you to find out all you can about that book." "I got these from applied sciences." "Look at the book again." "Where can I find the man in this picture?" "Aah!" "Island dangerous, but you not tell them where to find me." "I'm coming with you." "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." "Look, all I'm doing is looking to get something going again." "Yeah, I know." "I know, but this time" "I have to call you back." "What?" "Did you come back for another pound of flesh?" "You're gonna be disappointed, pal." "Thanks to you, I'm" "Nice." "Picking up the pace." "I could say the same thing about you." "You crossed 3 names off your father's list this week alone." "Yeah, well, some of these guys are just giving it up now." "All I gotta do is pay 'em a visit." "It seems the vigilante's reputation is beginning to precede him." "Ah!" "Whoo." "Another round?" "No." "Gonna take my nephew over to the mall so he can let Santa know what he wants for Christmas." "Oh." "Christmas." "I didn't even realize." "That was because you've been logging in so many hood hours ever since that thing with Helena." "I meant..." "There were no holidays on the island." "Every day was..." "How do I stay alive?" "To do that, you had to forget things, like Christmas." "My dad threw a party every year, and he would put a Christmas tree in every room." "The whole mansion smelled like..." "It smelled like Christmas." "Maybe you can give the list a rest and just enjoy the holidays with the family." "Besides, I hear St. Nick has a list of his own." "I wager you're in the "nice" column." "Go home, Oliver." "You not, uh, hurt?" "Where the hell you been?" "I ran out of food and water days ago." "Hey--hey, where are you going?" "You" "Uhh!" "Oh!" "Stop!" "Stop." "He's the one who tied me up and had me tortured." "All 'cause he was looking for you." "He would've killed me if you didn't show up!" "Then you kill him." "Or he can take you home." "What?" "He has a plane." "A way for you off this island." "Hey." "You look very pretty." "What's the occasion?" "Mom and Walter are having a dinner party with some big muckety-mucks." "Best night of my life." "Thea, why aren't there any decorations up in the house?" "What do you mean?" "No wreaths, no trees." "Everyone has just been really busy lately." "I'm sure they haven't got around to it yet." "Does mom at least have some of those boxes of candy canes?" "Remember we used to race to see who'd finish first?" "Yeah." "I always won." "No." "You cheated." "Well, she went sugar-free last year, so I doubt you'll be seeing any of those around." "The thing that people forget is that Robin Hood was a criminal." "And stealing from the rich to give to the poor is really the job of the Democrats." "All joking aside, Commissioner, crime is down for the first time in 5 years." "That's because of the changes my department has implemented." "Or perhaps it's because the vigilante's activities have had a chilling effect on the city's criminals." "What are your thoughts, Oliver?" "I think the vigilante needs a better code name than "The Hood"" "or "The Hood Guy."" "I agree." "How about Green Arrow?" "Lame." "Forgive me." "It's the office." "Excuse me." "I'm in the middle of a dinner party, Ms. Smoak, so I hope this is of some importance." "I guess that depends on how you define important." "See, most people would consider finding a list of names written in subsonic ultraviolet invisible ink important." "But then I already know that, now, don't I?" "Did you know 7 of the names on the list are guys the vigilante's had in his crosshairs?" "That is, if bows had crosshairs." "Which they don't." "Well, it is a rather long list, Felicity, so I would expect there to be some overlap." "Like Doug Miller." "Head of Applied Sciences at Queen Consolidated." "What of him?" "Mr. Miller may end up getting an arrow in his stocking, because he's on the list." "So, important or not?" "I'm sorry." "Something's come up." "Is everything okay?" "The vigilante has struck again." "He just put an arrow in Adam Hunt." "Oops." "I really do need to take this call." "It's my contractor." "Of course." "Excuse me." "Well, the daughter came over, used her key, found dad." "Hat trick to the chest." "The hood guy." "That's what I thought at first." "But these black arrows aren't consistent with his M.O." "And neither is the fact that the Hood took hunt for $40 million a few months ago." "It doesn't make sense to kill him now." "Something doesn't add up." "We're dealing with a copycat." "♪ Arrow 1x09 ♪ Year's End Original Air Date on December 12, 2012" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Who would kill Adam Hunt with an arrow?" "I mean, other than you?" "A setup, maybe." "You mean someone looking to cover up killing Hunt by making it look like the work of the Hood?" "Whoever he was, he's good." "The grouping on hunt's chest was tight." "It's a compound bow, most likely." "The guy is a..." "The guy's a legitimate archer." "So someone who would be particular about his choice of arrows." "We get an arrow, we get a bead on where he purchased them." "So what are you gonna do?" "What anyone does when they need help." "Call a cop." "Quentin Lance?" "Yeah." "Sign here, please." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Lance." "I didn't kill Adam Hunt." "You..." "You call me the Hood." "It's not a great nickname." "You told commissioner Nudocerdo that you might be dealing with a copycat," "Another archer, which makes me your best bet to take him down." "But I need your help." "I need one of the arrows from his murder." "Yeah, we're pretty good at pulling down leads off evidence." "Thanks." "Not like I am." "I can do things the police can't, go places they won't." "Like I said, I don't even know who" "If this archer doesn't stop with Adam Hunt, we both have a problem." "Think about it." "Then call me." "Number's programmed in." "Doug." "Thanks for coming." "Of course." "How is the construction coming along on the Applied Sciences Center?" "Over budget and behind schedule." "Exactly as expected." "Is that what you wanted to see me about?" "No." "Adam Hunt." "He was murdered last night by the vigilante." "I read about that." "I've been concerned by the idea that the vigilante might target an employee or officer of this company." "Security red-flagged you." "Me?" "Why would this guy go after me?" "Well, that's a point I was hoping you could shed some light on." "You got me." "From what I've read, this vigilante only goes after white-collar criminals." "Well, let's just hope he doesn't decide to branch out." "I think there should be a national holiday for the guy that invented French fries." "Or at least a statue or something." "There is no Christmas party, is there?" "Thea, dad threw one of these every year." "Do people think I just wasn't gonna notice?" "Hi, Thea." "Hi." "Shane." "This is my brother Oliver." "Nice to meet you, Thea's brother." "I bet the food on that island is better than this stuff they're serving here, huh?" "You'd lose that bet." "We're heading down to the bay to hang out if you want to come." "Thanks, but I'm spending the afternoon with my brother." "Another time." "See ya." "How do you know that Shane guy?" "We rob banks and smoke crack together." "That's funny, yeah." "I have a feeling I'm not gonna be a fan." "You don't even know him." "Let's change the subject." "Fine." "You were gonna tell me why we're not having the annual Christmas party." "When you and dad disappeared, by the time Christmas rolled around, none of us felt much like celebrating, so we kind of skipped Christmas that year." "Every year." "And it's really fine, so..." "No." "No, it's really not." "We're celebrating Christmas." "I went 5 years without it, and then Thea tells me that you guys didn't have it either and I'm the reason." "So maybe now I can be the reason we have Christmas again." "I thought I would throw the Queen Christmas party." "You?" "I know that I haven't been the son or the stepson or the brother that all of you deserve." "Especially lately." "But this feels like the right moment to start making up for lost time." "What do you say?" "I say yes." "Yes!" "Okay." "I will take care of everything." "You don't have to do anything." "Just show up, look fantastic, and bring some Christmas cheer, okay?" "Okay." "Fine." "You're a good man, Oliver." "You're a good man." "I can see it." "Well, beneath the privileged upbringing and the wealthy veneer." "I saw it when my man tortured you and you wouldn't give up your friend." "Not even a friend, really." "Someone you just met." "Shut up." "What do you know him?" "Nothing, I suspect." "Do you even know what this island really is?" "It's a prison." "I mean this literally." "Until 8 years ago, the Chinese military operated this island as a penitentiary for criminals deemed so dangerous, they couldn't be safely incarcerated on the mainland." "When the military shut the program down, my unit came in and disposed of all the inmates." "With the exception of two." "Your friend was one of them." "Who was the other?" "You met him." "He presided over your interrogation." "He tortured me." "You had information I needed." "What would you do in my position?" "What would you do to capture the man who slaughtered dozens of people?" "Douglas Miller came to see me today, quite concerned." "He said your husband interrogated him, and his questions suggested a knowledge he shouldn't have of the list." "Let me talk to him." "I think we're past the point of conversation, Moira." "A month ago you came to me and you told me to stay away from your family, and I did." "But your family isn't staying away from me." "Which means something must be done about it." "Don't you agree?" "Yes, I do." "And I'll handle it." "I guess what I'm wondering is, whether it's time for our associate to handle it." "Hell, yeah, I returned the money." "$70 million isn't worth getting an arrow through the chest." "And you can tell him, if he's got a problem with that, he can" "Commissioner, this is Nelson Ravich." "The Hood hit him earlier this week." "Ravich wired back the money he embezzled less than 5 minutes later." "All right." "We tell the press the Hood did this." "Hunt's murder is a page 10 story, at best." "But Ravich makes this a serial murder case." "We can't let the public get wind of the idea that there are two of these nut jobs running around." "You want me to ignore a serial killer." "Just catch one of these psychos." "I don't care which one." "That is a direct order from your commanding officer." "Well, you can forget it, then." "Fine." "It's forgotten." "And you're off this case, Sergeant, effective immediately." "Don't bother trying to trace this back to me." "You'll never make it through the encryption." "There's a heating vent on the corner of O'Neil and Adams." "You'll find what you're after there." "It'd be a mistake to set a trap for me, Detective." "I'm trading away just about everything I believe in here 'cause it's the only way I've got to get this bastard." "You got till Christmas." "And then, copycat or not..." "I'm coming after you." "So your friend Lance gave you a Christmas present after all." "Hmm." "Teflon-coated titanium blade serrated to split the bone." "Shaft is some type of specialized polymer, which is stronger than a typical carbon fiber." "This...this is a custom job." "So Lance gave in after after the other archer dropped another body." "Nelson Ravich." "Which is another name you crossed off your dad's list." "So is this guy trying to frame you or call you out?" "Either way, I need to find him." "Oh." "Hey." "Don't you knock?" "Felicity, this is the I.T. department." "It's not the ladies room." "Right." "What can I do for you?" "My buddy Steve is really into archery." "Apparently it's all the rage now." "I don't know why." "It's looks utterly ridiculous to me." "Mm-hmm." "Anyway, it's Steve's birthday next weekend, and I wanted to buy him some arrows." "The thing is, he gets these special custom-made arrows, and I have no idea where he gets them." "I was hoping you could find out where this came from." " Careful." " Yeah." "The shaft's composite is patented." "And that patent is registered to a company called Sagittarius." "That's Latin for the archer." "Really?" "Could you find out where and when this was purchased?" "According to Sagittarius company records, that particular arrow was part of a bundle shipment." "200 units." "Sent... to this address." "Felicity..." "You're remarkable." "Thank you for remarking on it." "And Merry Christmas." "I'm Jewish." "Happy Hanukkah." "The significant resources of the Starling City police department is clear that this vigilante's cycle of violence has escalated." "I'm asking our citizens to keep a close eye out and to report anything suspicious." "A tip line has been set up, and a reward will be offered to anyone who aids the authorities in the capture of this madman." "It isn't him, is it?" "We are all frustrated with the crime plaguing our city." "The man in the hood didn't kill those people." "You're the one who said he was a monster." "He was protecting me." "It's different." "...the apprehension of this so-called "Hood"" "that has been terrorizing our city." "As police commissioner..." "It's probably Joanna." "She said she was going to come by with some files." "Merry Christmas, sir." "How are you?" "Proficient with firearms." " Dad." " Yeah." "I told you I wanted to spend the holidays with my dad." "Right." "Because of Sara." "Because it makes the holidays a tough time." "But when you are with someone, as I want to be with you, then there aren't tough times." "There's just times." "Something is holding you back." "The Queens are having a last-minute Christmas party, and I would like for you to be my plus one." "I, um, was looking through some old photographs and..." "I found this." "Merry Christmas." "Bad enough you're friends with this guy, and now he's your...what?" "I don't know what he is." "But he's not wrong." "Something is holding me back." "Right." "Keep listening to that something." "I try to stay out of your personal life, Laurel, I really do, but these guys-- Merlyn, Queen" "I mean, they're selfish." "They think they can treat people any way they damn please." "It's you, me, and Sara." "What?" "I see the halls are decked." "You okay?" "I'll manage." "Is everyone having a good time?" "You sure you want to do this, man?" "Maybe now is not the best time for you to be Martha Stewart's elf." "My family needs this party, Diggle." "Which means that I need it." "Hey, dude." "Thea invited me." "I hope that's cool." "These are for your mom." "Smooth." "Good luck, kid." "Thank you for coming." "Oliver." "You guys look great." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas." "Let's get a holiday photo." "I already sent out our Christmas cards, Oliver." "Mom, let's get a picture just for the 4 of us." "Of course." "Excuse me." "Mrs. Queen?" "These are for you." "Well, thank you." "I'll--I'll go put this in water." "Is everything all right?" "You and I should talk alone." "Everything okay between the two of you?" "Yeah." "I'm sure it'll work itself out." "So glad that both of you could make it." "Merry Christmas, man." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas." "Hi." "So how long do you guys think it'll be till this isn't so weird?" "You know, the 3 of us." "It's not weird at all." "You lied to me." "An odd accusation coming from you." "When you came home, you said you were through investigating Robert's death." "Robert was my oldest friend." "Do you take me for a man who wouldn't avenge his hist friend's murder?" "I thought I could forget about it, go back to the way things were." "But you told me too many lies, Moira." "You embezzled money from the company." "Salvaged the Queen's Gambit." "Why, Moira?" "What was it all for?" "For leverage." "Against whom?" "Against whom?" "People who you made very angry." "Well, then let me help you fight them." "I can't fight them." "I am them." "I have tried so hard to convince myself that I'm not." "And loving you..." "You were my salvation." "Moira." "Moira." "Whatever you've done, and whoever these people are, the time for lies is over." "You need to tell me exactly what's going on." "Let's just get through the party..." "And I promise I will tell you everything." "Hmm." "Tommy, do you mind if I talk to Oliver for a minute?" "Yeah, I'll go grab us a couple drinks." "And drink them both." "I know it's probably not easy for you to see Tommy and I together." "Ah, the invitation said "plus one", not minus Laurel." "I've been wanting to move forward with him, but something's been holding me back." "I keep making these excuses;" "that it's my dad, it's my work, when really... it's you." "But for five years," "I was emotionally... off, because you had died." "And the truth is, the last person that I expected to make me feel again... has." "I'm happy." "For both of you." "Thank you." "♪ A merry little Christmas" "♪ now" "Thea, it's Ollie." "Oliver!" "Hit the road." "What are you doing?" "Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing, because there's a party going on downstairs that I threw for you." "I told you, I didn't want a party." "But you didn't care." "Because you came down with the holiday blues." "I've been trying to get you to open up for months." "All this party is doing is bringing back memories" "I've been trying to forget." "Thea!" "Why would you want to forget?" "No matter how fancy the party is you throw, things will never be the way they used to be in our family." "Ever again." "Oliver?" "What is it now?" "The other archer's moved to the next level." "This just hit the news." "He's taken hostages." "Happy holidays, Starling City." "For the past three months, this city has been laid siege by a vigilante." "But the police have been unable to bring him to justice because they lack the will to do what justice demands." "I will kill one hostage... every hour in the name of this vigilante until he surrenders himself to my authority." "Police are on the scene, Oliver." "I think you should let them handle this." "Those people are there because of me." "I have to end this." "Oliver, this guy... this guy, he's very dangerous." "Diggle, there wasn't anything on the island that wasn't twice as dangerous as this pretender, and I survived there for five years." "Call your people." "Tell them to bring the plane." "There's no need, Yao Fei." "My people will be here shortly." "Do you not think it convenient you captured me so easily?" "Go!" "What?" "Run!" "Starling City holds its breath as the hostage crisis unfolds." "Police have attempted to enter the abandoned structure in the Glades, but found rigged explosives preventing them from doing so." "At the moment, there's been no sign of the vigilante as his one hour deadline nears." "I count three thresholds, each wired by Mercury switches to Semtex charges." "Can you diffuse one for HRC to use as a breach point?" "Well, that's going to take a while and then he's going to know which way we're coming in." "You got a better idea, Sergeant, now would be a lovely time." "Where is he?" "I don't know." "It's going to be okay." "Follow me." "Get up on the roof." "What about..." "I'll handle him." "Move!" "Hostages." "We've got five hostages on the roof." "Repeat, five hostages on the roof." "Thank you for coming." "After the warehouse, I knew I'd have to do something dramatic to get your attention." "What do you want with me?" "What any archer wants-- to see who's better." "First Hunt, then Ravich, and now you." "I know about the list, and the man who authored it wants you dead." "They call you the Hood." "Let's see what you look like without it." "Dig." "Help--help." "Hey, relax." "Relax." "Just relax." "You're safe." "You're in the hospital." "What happened?" "I back traced your signal." "I cleaned you up and got you out of there." "You've got a pneumothorax, three broken ribs and a concussion, but the doctor said you're going to be fine." "Some people are here to see you." "What?" "Are you all right?" "Oh, God, you look terrible." "Well, thank God you were wearing your helmet." "I told them how you were on a bike and a semi pulled right in front of you." "What were you even doing out?" "You bailed on your party." "It seemed like the right move." "I mean, like you said, it...wasn't the best timing." "Okay, but when I was saying that, that was me being a bitch." "Oh, the truth is, I don't think any of us were at our best." "The real truth is, you wanted to have a party to bring us closer together." "Well... here we are." "Ahh!" "We're going to let you get some rest, hmm?" "So..." "We never got to the exchanging presents part." "I don't think I deserve a present." "Look, I know that I've been hard on you, about being different from the way you were." "But the truth is," "Ollie, I'm not the same person" "I was five years ago, either." "So maybe we can just accept each other." "Not for who we were, but for the-- for the people we are now." "Yeah." "Ohh!" "No cheating." "You're on." "Come here." "Aww." "Thank you, Felicity." "It was good of you to call, but Oliver's going to be fine." "He's already on the mend." "I'm stepping into an elevator, so I'll probably lose you." "I'll call you straight back." "Bye." "It's done." "And he won't be harmed?" "Nor will he ever discover your involvement." "You have my word." "Forgive me if I don't find that comforting." "You were warned, Moira." "I told you to get Walter under control, and you couldn't." "Steps had to be taken." "That's what you said to justify Robert's murder." "And you wonder why I don't trust you." "Quite a bid of judgment coming from the woman who had her son kidnapped and tortured." "To prove to you that Oliver didn't know anything." "And what does it matter now?" "What's done is done." "No, Moira." "It's just beginning." "In six months, the organization's vision of what this city should be will be complete." "And you won't feel a thing then, will you?" "Thousands of innocent people will be dead, and you'll feel nothing." "That's not true." "I'll feel a sense of accomplishment." "And you'll have Walter back." "You know, Dig, when I confront somebody on the list," "I tell them that they failed the city." "But tonight, it was me who failed." "Oliver, five hostages are home tonight with their families enjoying the holidays." "Because of you." "This guy, the other archer..." "He'll get his." "And you'll give it to him." "We might have a bigger problem." "The other archer told me that somebody compiled the list." "I always assumed it was my father." "But what if it wasn't?" "What do you mean?" "I think there's someone else out there." "Someone who's more of a danger than the archer." "And I am going to take him down." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"As you set out for Ithaca... all that money!" "It is like fine flour." "Phone card." "Breaking the ice." "Making the lines." "Should I really be doing this?" "What the hell..." "Way to go tightass!" "Shut it you dickhead." "why don't we call it a day?" "we have exams in 3 hours." "We 'll go into the class and come down while writing." "with this hangover of yours my friend instead of an essay you might write the Revelation." "You know the guy who wrote it wasn't so sober either." "your brain is working on high revs..." "You should cool it down." "Let's go to commercial break." "Coming up a political announcement." "Tired of working in the Boucher's all morning... and the red light district at nights?" "Are you over 18?" "Are you unemployed?" "Tired of your daily routing bored of reality." "BE A FARMER." "The state will subsidize you with 4 million drachmas." "BE A FARMER." "thinking of you..." "Did anyone order anything?" "Your present must be here." "Happy birthday my man." "Come on." "Chubby run." "Look at those legs." "Pull up your dress." "She's wild too." "Will you have something?" "Later..." "YOU" "What a wonderful ass." "You are the first to come out of class." "What did you think of the exams?" "I didn't get a word." "I don't want to panic anybody but I do not think anyone could pass this exam." "They buried us." "you mean... a couple of nights." "last on the books." "Don't be unfair." "What about these?" "He' s studying these with Dick." "Who's Dick?" "Dick the p...ck." "What a funny guy." "Shut up she is my mom." "are you hungry?" "We have chicken." "but I don't mind joining you since my folks are away." "but he doesn't mind joining us since his folks are away." "Besides what good could a chicken do to his little stomach?" "It's a bit meager." "That's how I keep my perfect fit." "what's going on with Lina?" "What do you think same ol' shit." "don't you think?" "You're not thinking of getting... married?" "lots of kids too." "I want to perpetuate my species." "Why not man." "When you have a chick with such boobs...you marry her!" "Can you imagine going out with someone like Vangelis?" "and those chicks." "What about the legs." "Yet all the money is in the tummy." "NOOO!" "Wait till I find one of those horses you ride." "I'll take it all out on her." "Vangelis." "Why should thou be Vangelis." "Deny thy food... and change thy diet if thou want me to be the love of thy heart." "What a poet!" "ls that how you got Lina to bed Dimi Cruz?" "Hmm!" "Lina." "Nice little babe." "With principles." "Above everything." "Only one guy at a time." "That's not funny." "So where is Harry?" "Harry... is riding." "Since when is he into riding?" "Since..." "last night." "How can you go horse riding at night?" "Harry's horse has some strange vices." "It can only ride at night..." "Because during the day it's out looking for studs." "Vangelis." "what's your sign?" "E.T." "Come on." "Virgo." "Virgo?" "When is your birthday?" "Seven." "Seven what...dwarfs?" "November." "22nd till the 22nd is Sagittarius." "So... stop and let me watch some T.V." "Can't you pay some attention to me?" "Can't we talk?" "Is that what people do after sex?" "How should I know?" "You're the expert." "What do you mean?" "You' re the expert." "How should I know?" "dickhead" "But you wanted to." "Why don't you go fuck an alien?" "Fucking aliens." "Let's split." "will you call Harry to let him know about tonight?" "Ask him to bring that new chick over." "With the big... and the..." "How come you are always out with the best chicks... and I always get the ugly ones." "Even on my birthday if you remember." "I'm a chick magnet man." "He's a chick magnet man." "What about me?" "You've got us." "you're hurting our feelings." "Haven't you got a heart?" "That's all I have." "The rest is... right?" "Very funny." "See ya." "how are you?" "Still in the stock market?" "So is it up or down?" "The Dow Jones I mean." "What are you doing tonight?" "Are you coming over for dinner then?" "My specialty." "Both of them." "Nicos is going out with his friends." "Turn down the music." "Is he deaf?" "Turn it down I said." "Turn down the music I said." "Do it yourself." "What can you say!" "17 to 18!" "Hope the voyage is a long one... full of discovery." "I see nothing." "Someone is running down the stairs." "No." "Who is it?" "The most exquisite." "I picked it after turning three florists up side down." "All and more I reach the conclusion that the ways are not the problem." "Instead you must write without thinking about certain ways or recipes." "I was late because the battle in the stock market is ruthless." "You must always be on guard..." "The enemy is always lurking." "Waiting to snatch the money out of your hands." "That goes for the others." "Because you are the best." "Exactly." "You should write that freely jumps out of the depths of your soul." "How was your day?" "Indiffirent... until now." "For me the tension at work is the best high." "I loose myself." "I play my favorite game all day." "Monopoly." "With you always monopolizing... all the game's interest." "Nicos will be here soon." "I thought he was going out with his friends." "Just for a while though not all night." "Nina is that you?" "You?" "Shit!" "The savages." "we're late." "You're worse than a chick." "Shut up." "I forgot about it." "Isn't Lina coming?" "with her friends." "Give me my jeans." "Nicos is waiting with the babes." "My keys!" "Open up!" "It's tastier coming from your hands." "Wait till we get to the desert." "There's your babe." "You're gonna get dissed." "Sorry we're late." "They gave me the same shit." "Couldn't you say you'd stay at a friend?" "I've said that a million times already." "Damn you... so long as we do it your way." "I am not staying here all night." "these guys are all burnt out." "If my parents find out I am fucked." "It was Nicos' idea not mine." "And you always do what he says." "shinning star." "This is George and Paris." "this is Vangelis." "My pleasure." "Pleasure is all mine." "The one responsible for our state..." "Nicos" "Here comes the booze." "School is over." "To the most radical summer." "you drive me crazy." "The fish is on the hook." "We're in business." "What's up man?" "Far out party man." "How come you're here?" "your chick blew us away." "I am not surprised at all." "Bye bye babies." "My friends are crazy about you." "And you?" "I noticed you were very cool." "And I'd like to see that again." "You are like fire baby." "Look at my breasts." "I am so sweaty." "Me too." "Let's get sweaty together." "he's just showing off." "You're out of your head man." "I feel perfect." "eyes alarmed we desperately... invent ways out plan how to avoid the inevitable danger... that threatens us terribly." "The kid's got a strong nose." "He will be a good client." "I am sure about that babe." "Stop licking me you big ox" "It's almost dawn." "Where the hell is he?" "Should we call the casualty?" "leaving without saying anything." "Wake the kid up." "Wake up." "It's time you went home." "Should I give him a ride?" "Take him home." "Let's go to bye-byes." "What are we going to tell his mom?" "He's probably making out with a chick." "Fucking hell it's Nicos." "Shit!" "Wake up man." "Are you O.K.?" "Nicos." "easy." "They really fucked him up." "he's a mess." "Let's place him beside his mom." "Shut up." "You're the best thing..." "Please... please." "What's up Antonis?" "Give Antonis a couple of peaches." "You know I never take any." "And don't start singing again." "Now bit it we have business to do." "These are the books where we register the daily receipts and expenses." "This is the official one." "For the tax dept." "It's fake." "This one is for us." "the state is ripping us off but we steal them back." "you got the point." "And that's the only way you can make some doh." "I am off now." "Take good care of the place." "What was that all about?" "It's all Greek to me." "Who might it be?" "I can't see anyone." "Someone walked down the stairs." "Who's there?" "Nina... is that you?" "Aren't you ever going to stop that crap and do some studying." "You must study hard to be accepted at the University." "not become an actor." "I am your mother and I am only looking out for your best interest." "You have a bright future and you're wasting it." "I am your mother and I am only looking for your best interest." "Come September you're off to an English University and that's final." "I am your mother and I am only looking out for your best interest." "Where's the boss sonny?" "He is not in sir." "Not in?" "God damn." "How am I gonna make the rounds today?" "he knows me." "I am his son." "His son?" "Nice job." "You seem to be a smart kid too." "How much is it for the peaches?" "Just because I like your shirt only 1 50." "you're breaking my heart." "How about 1 00?" "No way." "It's my final offer." "take it or leave it." "but I have no option." "If you don't mind weighing them first." "I've got some big scales in the car." "Suits me fine." "1 3... 1 3... 1 3... 1 3...1 3...1 3...1 3..." "1 3 kilos." "Where are you going pal?" "I am just getting the money." "I'll be right back." "Come on." "Bring the cash." "two... five..." "Is it allright?" "Use it wisely." "How about some sun block?" "Where are you going?" "Out." "You were out all night yesterday." "Stay in and have some rest." "Your eyes look like Dracula's." "What do you care." "You had company." "have you got a problem with that?" "I didn't say I have." "Where were you last night?" "At some party with the guys." "nor with the guys." "I was with some skambags." "I went back to theirs and we had a couple of lines." "They're calling me Sir!" "Make my day." "Of course!" "Wine and judgment mature with age." "it's Vangelis speaking." "where were you last night?" "Last night..." "let me recall." "At a party." "because Nicos told me that he met some skambags and did coke." "Is that what he said?" "Let me check it out." "Hi." "I brought your sweatshirt back." "How are you?" "I've got a bit of a hangover." "Keep it." "Hi!" "Do you need a special invitation to have a sit?" "Have a sit then." "thanks." "they're delicious." "I won't insist then." "But you should know they got lots of vitamins." "I can't start my day without eating some." "Me neither." "of course." "What do you have for breakfast?" "Nothing." "That's not wise." "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." "It's good for orgasms." "I would advise you to start eating." "You're still young." "I'll put it in my schedule." "I have to go." "I like you." "I've got something special for you and your friends." "I don't want it." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Haven't I taken good care of you so far?" "Didn't I send you Konstantina to play with your friends?" "Didn't I give you a nice high yesterday?" "Have you got any complains?" "I'm just looking out for you." "For you pal." "it's a nice high." "I am not into it." "That's not what I want to hear kid." "I've got no money." "You had non yesterday..." "But you bought some anyway." "You did pal." "Don't be scared." "I am worried about the kid." "He's just scared." "If he fucks up I'll cut the motherfucker's throat." "Right Angelos?" "You shut the fuck up." "That's someone else's business." "How is it going boy?" "I sold 350 kilos of those to a gypsy." "To a gypsy?" "to a gypsy." "With the price I told you?" "And the gypsy didn't drive a bargain?" "what did you expect?" "Where's the money?" "Where's the rest of it?" "That's all. 350 X 1 50...there you go." "it was 350 X 1 50..." "350 X 1 50... did you weigh them?" "Sure I did." "Where did you weigh them?" "At the gypsy's scales." "don't you know the gypsy's scales are off balance?" "how should you know?" "You got your brains in your pants." "Get out of here." "get lost." "Tell your mother to come and pick you up." "At the gypsy's scales!" "One monotonous day follows another equally monotonous." "The same things will happen again and then will happen again." "The same moments will come and go." "A month passes by and brings another month." "Easy to guess what lies ahead." "All of yesterday's boredom." "And tomorrow ends up no longer like tomorrow." "1 ...2...3..." "GO!" "the truth." "The truth is I saw her at the party." "I went back to her house." "And?" "And we did some coke." "Coke?" "And then stone cold." "your mother knows everything." "She does?" "went back to their place and did coke." "That's what she said." "That's what I said to get rid of her." "That is so stupid." "Are you out of your mind man?" "pure concrete?" "it was stupid I know." "It's not gonna happen again." "Have you ever tried before?" "at Vangelis' birthday." "Where did you find it?" "The same guy who send us the chick gave it to me." "To get a better buzz." "the siren type." "If you get into it..." "Chill man." "Let's shoot some ball." "Come on give me a kiss." "Is that what you call a kiss?" "Forget about it." "I haven't seen you for two days and when I come you are sleeping." "Do you fancy me?" "I went out with my brother and the girls on Saturday." "We had a wicked time." "Good for you." "Do you remember Paris?" "He made a pass on me." "Aren't you gonna ask me what happened?" "What happened?" "Not much." "Have you lost it completely?" "Why didn't we see each other all these days?" "I told you I needed a break." "Is that so difficult to understand?" "And I need to be with you." "What's wrong with having a break for 2 days?" "We can be together all the time." "but we aren't." "You're always hanging out with the guys." "Can't you get enough of them?" "nothing?" "You're my girl." "Yeah right." "Is two days such a big deal?" "It is to me." "Can't you see that you're pushing me?" "Pushing you?" "You fucking egoist." "Sorry I didn't mean that." "But I do." "Not that one." "let's have a civilized talk." "Lina!" "Pig!" "How did you find me?" "What matter is that Angelos is dangerous." "You should watch out." "I'll find the money and get rid of them." "It's not that simple." "Why are you telling me all this?" "Cause I like you." "Sould I believe that?" "Don't you want to?" "Come back often and take hold of me in the night... sensation that I love come back ant take hold of me." "Hello." "Yes please?" "Good morning." "May I ask you a question?" "When is the entrance examination of the drama school?" "I am sorry but the registration dates for the exams are over." "You mean I cannot take part in the exams?" "Isn't there another way?" "you'll have to speak to the headmaster." "Thanks." "I can't go on rehearshing like this." "Don't you understand?" "I need real screaming." "Go for a break." "I can't go on like this." "What do you want here?" "Get out!" "We are rehearsing here!" "Wild Poseidon don't be afraid of him." "Keep Ithaca always in your mind." "Arriving there is what you are destined for... but do not hurry the journey at all." "keep Ithaca always in your mind." "Nice job man." "Prime example of a forcefull man." "Look at this chickenshit." "Your whole life you've been saying you want to be an actor." "And when they ask you what are you doing here..." "You say..." "Nothing." "Is that what you are?" "you're just... chickenshit." "You must have more control over your body." "You shouldn't make any unnecessary gestures." "I'll do more work on my piece at home." "With a bit of effort you'll make it." "You need to work... work!" "Thank you!" "I am sorry to bother you." "You're still here..." "I want to take part in the entrance exams but they told me... so I came to you." "Have you finished school?" "Of course." "I did my A-levels and if I don't make it as an actor I'll become a lousy doctor." "Would you rather be a lousy actor?" "Hello!" "Just a moment..." "Go to the reception and ask for a registration form." "Thank you..." "Thank you very much." "Go on..." "Munchy time!" "it's not luck...theater needs me." "I'd love to see 91 1 coming once you've told your mom." "And before you tell her make sure you've settled your will and everything." "But don't worry about your friends..." "we'll carry the coffin..." "No extra costs for carriers..." "We'll take care of everything..." "everything..." "Sure!" "I'd like to see you around when I am surrounded by all those hot babes." "CERTAINLY!" "let Vangelis call a real babe." "real babes are few." "Like who?" "That's something only I can tell you." "How about telling me man... how to spread the cream on the pastry and put the button in the button-hole." "yeah but you brought us over to call..." "Efi!" "Where is her number?" "I know it by heart." "Spit it out." "This is a summary procedure soldier." "CONCENTRATE!" "You'll do nothing but talk..." "Understood?" "CONCENTRATE!" "you know...for the drooling." "This that OK?" "Didi...put on some love music." "Ready!" "Spell out the number...slowly." "I'll... not us man..." "Go on !" "Eight..." "Zero..." "Seven..." "Six..." "Five..." "This is not a phone number this is a countdown." "To Vangelis' heart explosion." "Five..." "Three..." "Six." "Hello!" "Who is it?" "It's Vangelis..." "Nicos' friend from the party." "it's you." "Yes me..." "I'm fine." "And you?" "just a bit bored." "What does she say?" "So how come you called?" "How come I called?" "How come I called?" "I called...because..." "I wanted to..." "To ask you out!" "Whenever you want." "I'd love to..." "She'd love to!" "But I am going away with my parents tomorrow..." "She's going away!" "Why don't I call you when I come back?" "She will call me back!" "Hello..." "I'll be waiting." "bye." "What did she say?" "She'll call me when she comes back!" "Mother I want to talk to you." "I am going to take part in the drama school's entrance exams." "I want to be an actor." "Then be one...if that's what you want... go ahead and be one." "You forgot this one." "Get out." "Who's up for going away?" "LET'S GO !" "HERE WE GO !" "I wish weekends could be longer." "Come Monday back to reality." "Are you going to the fruitopia?" "Do I have an option mister Nicos?" "don't go." "Easy for you to say." "but your mom..." "I'll go to drama school." "become a matricide?" "I can't be a nerd all my life." "I want to change." "Land..." "Ulysees !" "I'd like to see you talk your mom into it." "And I'd like to see me getting out of the fruitopia." "don't you make enough money?" "If I were in your shoes I'd go for it." "In any case you have nothing else in mind." "I know." "Thank God for the doh !" "after all we're still babies." "this infant has got the point." "Life is for babies." "Life my man is for eating and having sex." "food or sex?" "SEX..." "SEX..." "SEX !" "It's a law." "Every woman's dream is to have a man like you under her panties." "Did you think of that by yourself?" "My grandpa did." "Why?" "What do you say about grandpa?" "HE is THE MAN!" "but there's someone else like grandpa." "Who's that?" "ME." "I only use women like sex objects." "And they only use you as a client." "Come back you chubby bastard." "Shit the fish." "What fish?" "Didn't we run over a rabbit while coming?" "try some and drop dead." "Is there enough lemon?" "I am the expert here." "Have some and talk later." "Nice?" "nice !" "Whose birthday is it today?" "Are you having a couple?" "All of you my babies !" "I'm dying !" "I'm melting !" "I haven't felt like that for 17 years !" "So..." "You're in deep shit." "What do you mean we?" "They want your friends in it as well." "Out of the question." "Watch out!" "It's six o'clock and the master is not back yet..." "Praise the God to keep him safe as he crosses the river..." "Someone is knocking on the door." "Who could it be?" "Nina Nina is that you?" "live to listen to the angels... piercing my tongue..." "Now I want to be alone." "Leave." "I want you to return." "Big problem man." "Vachos the worthy worrior with courage he drove the Vaches onto this monster." "What fate brings you here my son?" "I don't have one." "I'll kill myself." "Me too..." "What pieces have you prepared?" "What pieces...what do you mean?" "I'm going to play a...techno piece..." "And then a disco piece." "Very nice." "Are you having me on?" "Take it easy...what you were saying before...seemed very nice." "Your name..." "Dimitris Dimopoulos." "What are you going to play?" "I've prepared a monologue from "The Seagull" by Zechof." "CHECHOF !" "And a poem." "You may begin with either one." "New ways... no..." "Nina..." "No that was a mistake...someone is running down the strais...the stairs." "I did some workshops on improvisation and physical theatre." "They offered me some parts on TV but I turned them down." "I want to first do a few good plays and then I'll think about doing TV." "what are you doing here?" "I'm on TV!" "Papadopoulou Stella!" "Wait up for me." "O.K?" "Wake up it's late." "What time is it?" "Time to have breakfast by the sea." "I am tired." "And you'll leave me by myself?" "Single woman looking for..." "Single mother." "I am hungry." "We have to do something about those bastards." "The kid called and said he flushed the thing away..." "He's not paying anything." "The bastard..." "We're going to finish this now." "We will." "I'll eat them alive." "Get off you asshole." "You stay here." "open up..." "open up..." "Mom they're watching us." "What's wrong with a mother feeding her kid?" "they'll think we are..." "What do you say we have some fun?" "Are you crazy?" "we don't leave fun at home." "You know I don't do that." "I wouldn't..." "You are too cold..." "I am freezing here." "Who me?" "You're one of the few women that knows how to take care of a boy like me." "In all respects." "Now that I see you under this moody sky you look a lot prettier and radiant... than yesterday under the candle light." "my boy you know how to make a woman fall for you." "which I'm sure you will appreciate a lot more." "Speak up." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "You're hiding something." "I am not." "Something's bothering you. why don't you tell me?" "I'm your mother." "I got involved with some guys and I owe them money." "You are in trouble with drugs." "Can't you think of anything better?" "What is it for?" "You have to trust me." "How can I trust you with all those lies you're telling me?" "Now you remembered to care." "What do you mean?" "do you ever think of me?" "Shut up!" "You shut up." "Oh shit !" "What's up buddy we're looking for you?" "We missed you man." "my mother is on the way." "I hope she doesn't mind us dropping by...uninvited." "Aren't we all one big family?" "Did you have fun with the stuff?" "I haven't touched it." "You're missing the point pal." "This is yours to keep." "And the money is ours..." "And your friends too..." "Otherwise..." "I'll give you a very close shave." "For some people the day comes when they have to declare the great Yes or the great No." "Angelos and Apostolis came over to my place to threaten me." "I told you they were dangerous." "I want to get rid of them just like I did with what they gave me." "It's not that simple." "Have you got any money?" "No." "You'll have to find some." "How much?" "400 - 500..." "What thousand?" "No way !" "You've got no other option." "Maybe I do." "I want to get rid of those leaches too." "But we must be careful." "Don't do anything stupid." "You must find the money." "Vangelis was accepted at the University of England." "the blond ones with the freckles." "certainly!" "Since all Englishmen are back-players where else can they go." "The point is that they will." "Out of the question." "Vangelis come." "Efi on the phone." "I'm playing a different court today." "I hope you score." "Isn't that what it's all about?" "Being everyone's favorite... chicks..." "What can I say." "I'm trying to be an actor and my mother... out to be the king of the fruitopia... there's worse is life." "Worse?" "Much worse." "And if you can't shape your life the way you want at least try as much as... you cannot to degrade it by too much contact with the world... burden." "Don't worry..." "I'm telling you we've got the kids in hand." "It's a matter of days...." "They got the stuff and now they'll pay for it..." "They are scared shitless..." "Leave it to me." "And now what do we do?" "We can't do anything." "So everything's cool." "Right?" "so what." "what do you mean?" "we should eliminate them." "Nice thought man." "And how do we do that?" "The same way we've done it before." "Before it was just college kids." "Now we have the chick on our side." "She'll fuck them to death?" "She'll help us when she gets the chance." "She'll get it at our funeral." "Let's leave a couple of assholes bossing us around." "What can we do?" "There's no other way." "Best defense is offence." "Are you in?" "WHAT THE HELL!" "I'm almost done." "Hi!" "Have some grape." "No thanks." "I thought we were going out for coffee." "Are you scared?" "No!" "Then kiss me." "I like it." "I won't hurt you." "I just thought it would be different." "Who told you it won't be?" "Now you've had it you creeps." "You will pay for that." "What's going on?" "What's wrong with him?" "He's a dead man !" "Hurry up man." "Wait a moment." "Do you like it babe?" "Do you?" "NO." "I get so horny when you say no." "call him." "Can I answear it?" "Bark!" "If I bark will you let me answear it?" "If you turn me on." "He's not picking it up." "Let it ring." "lick it." "Listen up and listen carefully." "What's up with my puppy?" "we can do it some other time if you want." "The bastards!" "They've killed Apostolis!" "How?" "During the fight Apostolis got killed." "And what did you do?" "I split." "You split!" "the cops were on the way." "Do you think they'll squeal on us?" "It's possible." "I'll skin them alive." "You must remain calm." "Don't worry I'll handle it." "You'll get your money and come out clean." "I won't take any bullshit from you." "Where was the murder?" "Nice job you jerks." "Shut up." "What do we do now?" "We have to tell the police." "And what are we going to say if they ask why did we hide him?" "We'll tell the truth." "You screwed up because you were scared." "I am calling them." "Don't you asshole." "We found...a body." "is that the body?" "Get out of my face." "( A friend BROUGHT it )" "The funeral is tomorrow at two past two." "Funeral expences are one million drachmas." "Find it or they'll find you dead." "Ps:" "You'll need a good breakfast." "We're fucked." "Angelos has the body." "We can't get out of it." "So we'll kill him too." "What is one more murder." "How can you make jokes at times like this?" "It's not a joke." "I mean it." "Shut up man..." "We have to find the money." "Who are you calling?" "Yes!" "Hurry up." "he's got the body." "I know nothing else." "Find the money." "He is very pissed off." "There are others involved too." "If I have any news I'll let you know." "Everything's cool." "359 thousand 950 drachmas." "And 50 more?" "360 THOUSAND DRACHMAS." "One million divided by four... let's decide which one of us four is going to stay alive." "Three..." "I'm dead anyway." "What's wrong with you?" "We'll find a way." "My kisses to your mom." "There it is !" "WHAT?" "1 3 kilos." "how much is it?" "the best fruit in town." "How many do you want?" "That's too expencive man." "You call that expensive?" "Candy !" "Take the candy." "Leave the candies alone you pig." "I think you're ripping us off man." "Ripping you off?" "You call me a thieve?" "Fuck !" "Let's go..." "let's go." "GYPSY!" "You screwed up again." "What the fuck did we say?" ""thieve" to his face man." "we have to think." "Anybody want some candy?" "Look at that..." "It's huge..." "The dog is holding the candy..." "I'll take the candy out of his mouth." "Be careful!" "Good doggy!" "Disgusting!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "We're from the telephone company." "How is your reception?" "Why don't you fuck off!" "Hello!" "Have you got the money?" "We do!" "Be at the toilet's in ten minutes." "At the toilet's in ten minutes." "Welcome!" "I hope you have what I asked you for?" "If you were so kind as to show me what's inside?" "And if you could pass it over I'd greatly appreciate it." "Nice job...you're great." "Because your present is a bit too heavy I brought a friend over to give me a hand." "Bitch !" "YOU bitch !" "And here comes the end!" "As for me I'm off to the fruitopia." "I'll try my luck as an actor one more time." "After Efi..." "I've seen it all." "I think I'll buy mom a little present." "REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAW" "Never mess around with no gangsters chick !" "Don't expect a gypsy guy to solve your problems !" "Don't fuck around with the cops !" "And don't let no chick ride you !" "AND if YOU GET BORED..." "TRY this!" "Ithaca gave you the marvelous journey..." "Without it you would not have set out." "Subtitling for DVD TlTRANNA Ltd."

"NICK:" "In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice." ""Always try to see the best in people," he would say." "As a consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments." "But even I have a limit." "Back then, all of us drank too much." "The more in tune with the times we were the more we drank." "And none of us contributed anything new." "When I came back from New York, I was disgusted." "DOCTOR:" "I see, Mr. Carraway." "NICK:" "Disgusted with everyone and everything." "Only one man was exempt from my disgust." "One man?" "Mr. Carraway?" "Gatsby." "DOCTOR:" "Was he a friend of yours?" "He was the single most hopeful person I've ever met." "And am ever likely to meet again." "There was something about him, a sensitivity." "He was like..." "He was like one of those machines that register earthquakes 10,000 miles away." "Where'd you meet him?" "NICK:" "At a..." "At a party in New York." "NICK:" "In the summer of 1922 the tempo of the city approached hysteria." "Stocks reached record peaks and Wall Street boomed in a steady golden roar." "The parties were bigger." "The shows were broader." "The buildings were higher." "The morals were looser and the ban on alcohol had backfired making the liquor cheaper." "Wall Street was luring the young and ambitious." "And I was one of them." "I rented a house 20 miles from the city on Long Island." "I lived at West Egg in a forgotten groundskeeper's cottage, squeezed among the mansions of the newly rich." "To get started, I bought a dozen volumes on credit, banking and investments." "All new to me." "MAN {OVER RADIO}:" "The stock market hit another high." "CLERK:" "The market's moving up, up, up!" "Well, of course, nothing is 100 percent." "I wouldn't go investing every penny." "NICK:" "At Yale I dreamed of being a writer but I gave all that up." "With the sun shining and the bursts of leaves on the trees I planned to spend the summer studying." "{MOTORBOAT ENGINE RUNNING}" "And I probably would have were it not for the riotous amusements that beckoned from beyond the walls of that colossal castle owned by a gentleman I had not yet met named Gatsby." "DOCTOR'." "So he was your neighbour." "My neighbour." "Yeah." "When I think about it, the history of the summer really began the night I drove over to my cousin Daisy's for dinner." "She lived across the bay in old moneyed... , ,.East" "E99" "{INDISTINCT CHATTERING}" "Her husband was heir to one of America's wealthiest families." "His name was Tom Buchanan." "{TELEPHONE RINGING}" "When we were at Yale together, he'd been a sporting star." "But now his glory days were behind him and he..." "...contented himself with. .." " Telephone, Monsieur Buchanan." "MYRTLE:" "It's me." "NICK: ...other affairs." "I thought I told you not to call me here." "Boaz!" "Shakespeare!" " Tom!" "Oh!" " Ha-ha-ha!" " How's the great American novel coming?" " I'm selling bonds with Walter Chase's outfit." "Let's say after dinner, you and I, we go into town." " I can't." " Catch up with the old wolf pack." " Big day on the job tomorrow." " Nonsense!" "We're going." "First team, all-American." "You see?" "Made me who I am today." "Forest Hills." "Played the Prince of Wales." "What a sissy." "Life is something you dominate." "If you're any good." "Oh!" "{TOM LAUGHS}" "Oh." "DAISY:" "Hey." "{DAISY YAWNS}" "{DAISY CHUCKLES}" "TOM:" "Henri!" "Where are you?" "The doors." "Close them." "{HENRI SPEAKS IN FRENCH}" "Sorry." "Thank you." "DAISY:" "Is that you, my lovely?" "NICK:" "Daisy Buchanan, the golden girl." "A breathless warmth flowed from her." "A promise that there was no one else in the world she so wanted to see." "Do they miss me in Chicago?" "Yes." "Um, at least a dozen people send their love." "How gorgeous." "They're absolutely in mourning." " They're crying." "Yes." "DAISY:" "No." " I don't believe you." "NICK:" "Wailing." "DAISY:" "I don't believe you." " They're screaming." ""Daisy Buchanan we can't live..." "...without you!"" " I'm paralyzed with happiness." "NICK:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "Jordan Baker a very famous golfer." "Oh." "NICK:" "She was the most frightening person I'd ever seen." "Well, I've seen your face on the cover of Sporting Life." "Nick Carraway." "But I enjoyed looking at her." "JORDAN:" "I've been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember." "This summer I'll fling you two together." "I'll push you into linen closets and out to sea in boats!" " I'm not listening to a word." " So, Nick Daisy tells me that you're over in West Egg throwing your lot in with those social-climbing primitive new-money types." "My little shack's just a cardboard box at 80 a month." "Your life is adorable." "JORDAN:" "I know somebody in West Egg." "I don't know a single person that side of the bay." "You must know Gatsby." "Gatsby?" "What Gatsby?" "Madame, the dinner is serve." "DAISY:" "Would you like to hear a family secret?" " That's why I came over." "DAISY:" "It's about the butler's nose." "Things went from bad to worse." "TOM:" "I hate that word "hulking."" "I heard a rumour that you were getting married to a girl out West." "NICK:" "It's a libel." " I'm too poor." "JORDAN:" "They have to be old so they die quickly." "NICK:" "Can't we talk about something else?" "Anything." "Crops." "You're making me feel uncivilized Daisy." "TOM:" "Civilization's going to pieces." "Have you read The Rise of the Collared Empires by this fellow Goddard?" "Everybody ought to read it." "The idea is that it's up to us, the dominant race to watch out or these other races will have control of things." "Tom's very profound lately." "He reads deep books with long words in them." "TOM:" "It's been proved." "It's scientific." "We've got to beat them down." "{TELEPHONE RINGING}" "HENRI:" "Buchanan residence." "Monsieur Wilson, from the garage." "Monsieur Buchanan." "Excuse me, I'll be right back." "I'm sorry." " Well, this Mr. Gatsby you spoke of..." "TOM:" "I'm working on it." "NICK: ...he's my neighbour." " Shh!" "Don't talk." "I wanna hear what happens." "DAISY:" "I don't care what you do..." "Something happening?" " Why, I thought everybody knew." " Well, I don't." "JORDAN:" "Tom's got some woman in New York." "NICK:" "Got some woman?" "She might have the decency not to telephone at dinnertime." "Don't you think?" "DAISY:" "Is that too much to ask?" "TOM:" "Daisy, don't create a scene." "I love seeing you at my table." "You remind me of a rose." "An absolute rose doesn't he?" "TOM:" "So after dinner..." "I'm not like a rose." "TOM:" "...Nick wanted to go into town." "To the Yale Club." "Nicky, stay." "I have to work early." "Nonsense." "DAISY:" "There's so much to talk about." "TOM:" "It's just for a drink or two." "{TELEPHONE RINGING}" "NICK:" "None of us could ignore that fifth guest's shrill metallic urgency." "DAISY:" "Nicky." "NICK:" "What?" "It's just, well, you see, I think everything's terrible anyhow." " Really?" " Yes." "I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything." "I've had a very bad time, Nicky." "I'm pretty cynical about everything." "Your daughter, I suppose she talks and eats and everything?" "DAISY:" "Pammy?" "Oh, yes." "Listen, Nick, when she was born Tom was God knows where with God knows whom." "And I asked the nurse if it was a boy or a girl." "And she said it was a girl and I wept:" ""I'm glad it's a girl." "And I hope she'll be a fool." "That's the best thing a girl in this world can be." "A beautiful little fool."" "All the bright, precious things fade so fast." "And they don't come back." "NICK:" "When I arrived home I noticed that a figure had emerged on my neighbour's dock." "And something told me it was Mr. Gatsby." "He seemed to be reaching toward something out there in the dark." "The green light." "I don't wanna talk about this, doctor." "Then write about it." " Write about it?" " Yes." "Why would I do that?" "DOCTOR:" "You said yourself writing brought you solace." "Yeah, well, it didn't bring anyone else much solace." "I wasn't any good." "No one need ever read it." "You could always burn it." "What would I write about?" "Anything" "Whatever brings you ease:" "a memory a thought, a place." "Write it down." "A place." "{TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING}" "The Valley of Ashes was a grotesque place." "New York's dumping ground halfway between West Egg and the city where the burnt-out coal that powered the booming golden city was discarded by men who moved dimly and already crumbling through the powdery air." "This fantastic farm was ever watched by Dr. T.J. Eckleburg a forgotten oculist whose eyes brooded over it all like the eyes of God." "Tom had invited me to town, apparently for lunch at the Yale Club but the day took an unexpected turn." "Come on." " Come on!" " What do you mean?" "Trust me!" "NICK:" "What are we doing?" "CONDUCTOR:" "Where are you going?" "Jump!" " What are you doing?" "TOM:" "Jump, come on!" " Tom!" "TOM:" "Come on!" "NICK:" "Oh, God." "Tom, wait." "Wait a second, would you?" "TOM:" "Dominate, Nick!" "Dominate!" "Hello, Wilson." "How's business?" "Yeah, I can't complain." "Uh..." "So when are you gonna..." "...sell me that car?" " Oh, I've still got my man working on it." "Yeah, well, he works pretty slow, don't he?" "Maybe I'd better sell it somewhere else." "WILSON:" "Oh, no, no, no." "I wasn't saying that." "I was" "MYRTLE:" "If it's business, you should be talking to me." "Get some chairs why don't you, so somebody can sit down." "WILSON:" "Uh, sure." "Yeah, let's talk business." "Sure." "I'll get the chairs." "Myrtle why don't you entertain?" "MYRTLE:" "Hurry up." " Hi." " Hi." "WILSON:" "Mr. Buchanan." "Candy?" " No, thank you." "WILSON:" "No?" "TOM:" "Mrs. Wilson, Nick Carraway." "Oh." "A pleasure." "Nick's a writer." "Oh." "I'm in bonds actually." "I want you get on the next train." "MYRTLE:" "Now?" "Yes." "Can we get the dog?" " For the apartment?" " Whatever you want." "Hey, Mr. Buchanan!" "You want a soda?" " I'm fine." "WILSON:" "No?" "Call your sister." "She'll like him." "No, no, no." "That's all right, thank you." "Catherine's said to be very good-looking by people who know." "Oh, really, I can't." "Hey" "You wanna embarrass Myrtle?" "That's rude." "{BED SPRINGS SQUEAKING}" "{MYRTLE SQUEALS}" "{TOM MOANS}" "{MYRTLE AND TOM MOANING}" "I'm Catherine." "Ain't we having a party?" "Um, I'm not sure now's a good time." "I'm just going." "Actually, there are peop" "Hello!" "Oh, Chester, this must be the cousin." " Oh, you are adorable." " Oh, thank you." "Chester McKee." "Pleasure to meet you." "NICK:" "Nick Carraway." "CATHERINE:" "Come on..." "...don't you like me?" " Oh." "Heh." "A plant." "Myrtle!" "Myrtle!" "{MRS. MCKEE MYRTLE SQUEAL}" "Myrtle turtle!" "I really must go." "Get everybody a drink before they fall asleep." "Torn, I'm just leaving now." "Nick." "Wait." " I'm going." "I've got to get out of here." " Nonsense!" "Go on in there and talk to Catherine." "I'm not comfortable." "Daisy's my cousin." "Listen, I know you like to watch." "I remember that from college." "No, no, no, I don't make any judgment." "We have all summer." "Now, do you wanna sit on the sideline and watch, or do you wanna play ball?" "Play ball." " Ain't we good enough for you?" "MYRTLE:" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on." "He's gonna sit on the side and watch, huh?" "Or is he gonna play ball?" "Take off your hat and stay a while." "TOM:" "Oh, hey, Nick." "McKee..." "...is in the artistic game." " Photography." "TOM:" "Nick's artistic." " No." " No, no, no." " Really?" " I write a little, but..." "CATHERINE:" "Really?" "Do you live on Long Island too?" " I live at West Egg." " I was there at a party about a month ago." "A man named Gatsby's." "Do you know him?" "I live right next door to him." "He's a cousin of Kaiser Wilhelm's." " You know, the evil German king?" " Really?" "TOM:" "Hey, McKee!" " Take a picture of that." "MYRTLE:" "Ah!" "Don't, I'm not one of those models." "You can if you want." "Neither of them can stand the person they're married to." "Doesn't she like Wilson either?" "MYRTLE:" "He's a greasy little scumbag." "No, thanks, I feel just as good on nothing at all." "Nerve pills." "I get them from a doctor in Queens." "Do you want one?" "Oh, no." "My nerves are fine, thanks." "NICK:" "I had been drunk just twice in my life." "And the second time was that afternoon." "That night, in the hidden flat that Torn kept for Myrtle we were buoyed by a sort of chemical madness." "A willingness of the heart that burst thunderously upon us all." "And suddenly, I began to like New York." "This is better than the Yale Club." "High over the city our yellow windows must have contributed their share of human secrets to the casual watcher in the street." "And I was him too looking up and wondering." "I was within and without." "Enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life." "TOM:" "You have got no right to speak her name." "Daisy, Daisy, Daisy!" " You got no right to speak her name!" " I'll speak her name whenever" " Oh, my God, you are crazy!" "TOM:" "You whore!" "MYRTLE:" "They're gonna arrest you!" "I have no clue how I got home but I do know that I awoke with a distinctly uneasy feeling that Gatsby was watching me." "DOCTOR:" "Watching you?" "Yes." "Gatsby was always watching me." "And how did you know that?" "I got an invitation." "I was the only one." "By which I mean no one except me ever received an actual invitation to Gatsby's." "You see, the rest of New York simply came uninvited." "The whole city packed into automobiles." "And all weekend, every weekend ended up at Gatsby's." "MAN:" "Yeah!" "NICK:" "And I mean everyone from every walk of life from every corner of New York City this kaleidoscopic. .." "...carnival spilled..." "...through Gatsby's door." "MAN:" "Out of the way!" "My invitation." "Oh." "Sir, my invitation." "This Way!" "{ORGAN PLAYING UPBEAT DRAMATIC MUSIC}" "Hey!" "NICK:" "A caravanserai of billionaire playboy publishers and their blond nurses." "Heiresses comparing inheritances on Gatsby's beach." "My boss, Walter Chase, losing money at the roulette tables." "Gossip columnists alongside gangsters and governors exchanging telephone numbers." "Film stars Broadway directors morality protectors high school defectors." "And Ewing Klipspringer, dubious descendent of Beethoven." "Do you know where I might find the host, Mr. Gatsby?" "I live next door." "BARTENDER:" "Gatsby?" "I've never seen Mr. Gatsby." "Why, no one has." "NICK:" "Alone and embarrassed I decided to get roaring drunk." "{CROWD CHEERS}" "Wow." "JORDAN:" "I thought I might see you here." " Hello." " I remembered you live next door." "It's like an amusement park." "Shall we?" "NICK:" "Did you get an invitation?" " People aren't invited to Gatsby's." "Well, I was." "Seems I'm the only one." "Who is this Gatsby?" " He was a German spy during the war." "JORDAN:" "Teddy Barton Nick Carraway." "NICK:" "A German spy?" "No, no, no." "He's the Kaiser's assassin." "I heard he killed a man once." "MAN 1:" "True." "MAN 2:" "Kills for fun, free of charge." "He's certainly richer than God." "You don't really believe he killed a man, do you?" "Let's go find him and you can ask him yourself." "TRIMALCHIO:" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage the incredible Miss Gilda Gray!" "{CROWD CHEERS APPLAUDS}" "{FERGIE'S "A LITTLE PARTY NEVER KILLED NOBODY" PLAYS}" "The Charleston!" "At least I miss" "Trips around the world" "Don't mean a thing" "If I ain't your girl" "I ain't got time" "For you baby" "Either you're mine Or you're not" "Mr. Gatsby?" "Sweet baby" "Come on." "Right here, right now" "{JORDAN GASPS}" "JORDAN:" "But you are mistaken!" "For I am the mysterious Mr. Gatsby." "OWL EYES:" "You won't find him." "This house and everything in it are all part of an elaborate disguise." "But Mr. Gatsby doesn't exist." "Phooey." "I've met him." "Really?" "Which one?" "The prince?" "The spy?" "The murderer?" "I cannot find anyone who knows anything real about Mr. Gatsby." "Well, I don't care." "He gives large parties and I like large parties." "They're so intimate." "Small parties, there isn't any privacy." "But if that's true what's all this for?" "OWL EYES:" "That, my dear fellow is the question." "A little party never" "Killed nobody" "So we gonna dance" "Until we drop" "A little party never killed" "Nobody" "Right here, right now ls all we got" "A little party" "Never killed nobody" "NICK:" "May I have this dance?" "TEDDY:" "You penniless pantywaist." "A little party never killed" "Oh, yeah." "Nobody" "{CROWD CHEERS}" "TEDDY:" "I'm stealing her away." "TRIMALCHIO:" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "TEDDY:" "Come on." "...a jazz history of the world and accompanying fireworks!" "JORDAN:" "Come on." "Nick." "TEDDY:" "Look around you." "Rich girls don't marry poor boys." "She's mine." "MAN:" "Your face is familiar." "Weren't you in the Third Division during the war?" "NICK:" "Oh, yes, the 9th Battalion." "MAN:" "I was in the 7th." "MAN:" "I knew you looked familiar." "Having a good time, old sport?" "NICK:" "The whole thing's incredible." "I live just next door." "He sent me an actual invitation." "Seems I'm the only one." "I still haven't met Mr. Gatsby." "No one's met him." "They say he's third cousin to the Kaiser and second cousin to the devil." "MAN:" "I'm afraid I haven't been a very good host old sport." "You see I'm Gatsby." "You're... {BAND PLAYING "RHAPSODY IN BLUE"}" "NICK:" "His smile was one of those rare smiles that you may come across four or five times in life." "It seemed to understand you and believe in you just as you would like to be understood and believed in." "Sorry, old sport." "I thought you knew." "Please just" " I don't know what to say." " Please forgive me." "I've had..." "it's quite all right." "...so much to drink." " Yes?" "Mr. Gatsby, sir." "Chicago on the wire." "I'll be in in just a minute." "I'm taking my new hydroplane out in the morning." "Would you like to go with me?" "What time?" "The time that suits you." "Well, that's very kind of you." "Lovely to see you again, Miss Baker." "If there's anything that you want just ask for it, old sport." "Excuse me." "I will rejoin you later." "I expected him to be..." "JORDAN:" "Old and fat?" "NICK:" "Yes." "Young men don't just drift coolly out of nowhere and buy a palace on Long Island." "{FIREWORKS EXPLODE}" "JORDAN:" "He told me once he was an Oxford man." "However, I don't believe it." "Why not?" "JORDAN:" "I don't know." "I just don't believe he went there." "HERZOG:" "I beg your pardon." "Miss Baker, Mr. Gatsby would like to speak to you." "Alone." "Me?" "HERZOG:" "Yes, madam." "{PEOPLE CHATTERING}" "JORDAN:" "Nick!" "Nick!" "Nick!" "I've just heard the most shocking thing." "Where have you been?" "The car's waiting." "JORDAN:" "Simply amazing." "It all makes sense." "It all makes sense." "Come on." " What makes sense?" "JORDAN:" "Everything!" "Come on, this is crazy!" "We got to get out of here." "JORDAN:" "Here I am tantalizing you when I swore I wouldn't tell." "Just tell me." "Oh, Nick, I'm sorry, I swore." "I swore I wouldn't tell." "Sorry to keep her from you, old sport." " Ah." " Don't forget we're going up in that hydroplane tomorrow." "Yes." "Mr. Gatsby, sir..." "..." "Philadelphia on the phone." " Yes." "Night, old sport." "Good night." "Thank you." "{CAR CRASHES}" "OWL EYES:" "What's the matter?" "You run out of gas?" "Nick!" "Come and see me!" "We'll have tea next week." "I'm in the phone book." "I'll call you up." "NICK:" "Well, we rode in the hydroplane." "And I attended two more of his parties." "Even made use of his beach." "But you know, doctor, I realized that I knew absolutely nothing about Gatsby at all." "Until. ... {CAR APPROACHES}" "{WALLS RATTLE}" "It's pretty, isn't it, old sport?" "Haven't you ever seen it before?" "It's all a custom job." "Supercharged engine." "Get dressed." "We're going to lunch." " Oh, well." " Yeah." "GATSBY:" "Look here, old sport." "What is your opinion of me, anyhow?" "'Yes!" "'" "Yes, your opinion." "{CAR HORN HONKS}" "I don't want you to get the wrong impression from all these bizarre accusations you must be hearing." "A pack of lies, I guarantee." "You've heard the stories?" "Oh." "I will tell you God's truth." "God's truth about myself." "I am the son of very wealthy people from the Middle West." "Sadly, all of them are dead." "I was brought up in America but educated at Oxford because all my ancestors have been educated there for years." "It's a family tradition." "NICK:" "The way he spoke." "No wonder people thought he was lying." "After my family died, I ran into a great deal of money." "After that, I lived like a prince in all the capitals of Europe." "NICK:" "Oh, Europe." "GATBSY:" "Yes, Europe." "Paris, Venice Rome, Vienna Zurich, Helsinki Moscow, Istanbul collecting jewels chiefly rubies hunting big game painting a little, things for myself only." "Trying to forget something sad..." "NICK:" "Just when I thought it couldn't be any more fantastical..." " Then came the war, old sport." "...he became a war hero, single-handedly defeating the German army." "In the Argonne Forest, I took two machine gun detachments so far..." "We were outnumbered 5 to 1." "There was a half a mile gap..." "There wasn't a single German soldier left standing." "We stayed there two days and two nights." "Saw were piles of dead." "One hundred and thirty men with only 16 Lewis guns." "Every Allied government gave me a medal." "Even Montenegro." "Here." "That's from Montenegro." "NICK:" ""Major Jay Gatsby for..." "...valor extraordinary."" " Valor extraordinary." "That's right." "And this is something I always carry with me, a souvenir of Oxford days." "That was taken in Trinity quad." "The man on my left is now the Earl of Doncaster." "NICK:" "What could I say?" "The photograph was undoubtedly authentic." "Could it all be true?" "GATSBY:" "Of course, you don't need to take my word for it, old sport." "At lunch, I'm going to introduce you to one of New York's most distinguished businessmen a Mr. Meyer Wolfshiem, my good friend." "He will confirm all I have told you..." "...and vouch for my good character." " That's not necessary." "GATSBY:" "Oh, but it is, though." "I thought you ought to know something about my life." "I didn't want you to think I was..." "Well I didn't want you to think I was some nobody." "You see, old sport, I'm going to make a very big request of you today." "A big request?" "Yes." "Miss Baker will explain everything when you take her to tea." "NICK:" "Jordan?" "What's she got to do with it?" "GATSBY:" "Well, I assure you it's nothing underhand." "Miss Baker's an honest sportswoman." "She wouldn't do anything that wasn't all right." "{SIREN WAILING}" "Pull over!" " Pull over to the curb!" " All right, old sport." "All right." "Right you are!" "I'll know you next time Mr. Gatsby!" " Excuse me." " Thank you." "One of your old Oxford pals?" "Well, I was able to do the commissioner a favour once." "He sends me a Christmas card every year." "I imagine he'll be at lunch too." "Heh." "NICK:" "By the time we reached the bridge, I was impossibly confused." "I didn't know what to think." "But the city seen from the Queensboro Bridge is always the city seen for the first time in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world." "Anything can happen now that we've slid over this bridge, I thought." "Anything at all." "Even Gatsby could happen." "MAN:" "Yes, absolutely." "Oh!" "Ah!" "My boy!" "GATSBY:" "Meyer, Meyer, Meyer." "Mm." "Smell so good." " Look at you!" "GATSBY:" "Look at you." "Mr. Carraway, this is my good friend, Mr. Meyer Wolfshiem." "A wonderful pleasure..." "..." "Mr. Carraway." " My pleasure." "I know all about you." " I see." "WOLFSHIEM:" "Yes!" "Mr. Gatsby's always talking about you." "NICK:" "Really?" "Shall we?" "WOLFSHIEM:" "Come." "Join us for a little..." ""lunch." "Hundred, hundred, hundred dollar bills" "Yeah!" " Hands off!" "OFFICER:" "Out!" "Out you go!" "MAN 1:" "Get off me!" "Tell Walter Chase he keeps his mouth shut or he doesn't get a penny." "GATSBY:" "We'll talk about that later." "HEAD WAITER:" "Highballs, Mr. Gatsby?" "Highballs it is." "HEAD WAITER:" "All right." " You take care of my friend." "Look who's here." "GATSBY:" "You see these fists?" "He's the next heavyweight..." "...champion." " Pay my respects to your boss." "Hey, Jay!" "You're under arrest!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "You be careful, now." "You're turning into a real jazz hound, commissioner." "Bang, bang!" " That's the commissioner." "WAITER 1:" "Mr. Gatsby your table is ready." "MAN 2:" "Gatsby!" " Good to see you." "WOLFSHIEM:" "Yeah, that's fantastic." "You be careful at those tables now senator." "I'll put a bet on for you, Jay!" "Hundred dollar bills" "We'll have the lobster." "It's decorated with truffles and fine herbs." "Hundred dollar bills" "WOLFSHIEM:" "So how is the bond business, Mr. Carraway?" "Fine." "Thank you." "I understand you're looking for..." "...a business connection." " No." "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "This isn't the man, Meyer." "This is the friend that I told you about." "Oh, I beg your pardon." "I had a wrong man." "GATSBY:" "If you'll excuse me, I have to make that call." "Any luck, senator?" "WOLFSH I EM:" "What a gentleman." "From one of the finest families in the Midwest." "Sadly, all dead now." "When I first made the pleasure of Mr. Gatsby's acquaintance just after the war I knew I'd discovered a man of fine breeding." "A war hero." "Such medals." "And..." "And an Oxford man." "You know Oxford?" "Yes, I've heard of it." "WOLFSHIEM:" "Then you'd know that when it comes to married women a man like this can be trusted." "With a friend with someone like you he'd never so much as look at your wife." "I'm not married." "But you work on Wall Street, right?" "Yes." "Ah." "Looking at my tiepin?" "Finest specimen of human molar." "GATSBY:" "Gentlemen." "Everything all right?" "Yes!" "Yes." "We..." "We were just talking about other people's wives." "Other people's wives?" " Yes." " Really?" "WOLFSHIEM:" "Well, my work here is done." "I'm going to leave you gentlemen to talk about your sports and your women." "Other people's wives." "WOLFSHIEM:" "Hello, ladies." "Ooh." "NICK:" "Who is he, anyhow?" "An actor?" "Meyer?" "No, no." "He's a gambler." "He's the man who fixed the 1919 World Series." "Fixed it?" "Fixed it." "Well, how'd he manage that?" "Saw the opportunity, I suppose." "He's a very smart man." "{AUDIENCE APPLAUDS}" "Now, old sport, about Miss Baker and that request we spoke of." "TOM:" "Nick?" "Nick!" "NICK:" "Tom!" "Funny seeing you!" "TOM:" "How have you been?" "NICK:" "Yeah." " Good." " Nick, Daisy is furious..." "...that you haven't called." " Hey Mr. Gatsby, this is Mr. Buchanan." "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." "Yeah." "Never would have expected to find you in this temple of virtue." "NICK:" "I was having lunch with Mr. Gatsby." "MAITRED':" "Can I help you, sir?" "NICK:" "Jordan Baker the famous sporting star?" "The golfer?" "I see." "I've spotted her." "Thank you." "There you are." "What game are you and Gatsby..." "Playing at?" " The gentleman will be joining--?" " Excuse me." " Nick, please." "NICK:" "It's all rather strange." "He picks me up in his fancy car." " Going on about..." " Keep your..." "...his life." "...voice down." "People can hear you." "What is this enormous request?" "He wants you to invite Daisy to tea." "Daisy?" "And Gatsby." "Why?" "I don't quite know where to start." "You see, I didn't realize until the other night that I'd met Gatsby." "Five years ago." "In Louisville." "It was the day I got my new English golf shoes." "Daisy was by far the most popular girl with the officers from Camp Taylor." "DAISY:" "Hello, Jordan." "One of them was in the car with her." "It was Gatsby." "The way he looked at her is the way all girls want to be looked at." "NICK:" "So tell me what happened." "Well, I don't know." "Charge!" "JORDAN"." "Gatsby was sent off to war." "When the war ended Daisy waited." "But for some unknown reason, Gatsby couldn't return." "A year later, Tom Buchanan of Chicago swept in and stole her away." "He gave her a string of pearls worth $350,000." "But the morning of the wedding..." "..." "Daisy received a letter." "DAISY:" "Tell them Daisy's changed her mind!" "DAISY'S MOTHER:" "What is this?" "JORDAN:" "Daisy, please!" " Hand it to me!" " No!" "Leave me alone!" "DAISY'S MOTHER:" "Jordan, no one must know about this." "NICK:" "What was in the letter?" "JORDAN:" "I don't know." "She wouldn't tell me." "But it was too late." "That day at 5:00, Daisy Fay married Tom Buchanan with more pomp and circumstance than Louisville had ever seen." "MAN:" "Congratulations, Mr. Buchanan!" "After the honeymoon, I saw them in Santa Barbara." "Well, it was touching, really." "I'd never seen a girl so in love with her husband." "A week later, Tom crashed his car." "The girl with him was a chambermaid at the Santa Barbara Hotel." "It got into all the papers." "NICK:" "It's a strange coincidence." "JORDAN:" "What is?" "NICK:" "The fact that Gatsby's house is just across the bay." "It's no coincidence." "He bought that house to be near her." "He threw all those parties hoping she'd wander in one night." "He constantly asked about Daisy." "I was just the first person that knew her." "All that for a girl he hasn't seen in five years." "And now he just wants me to invite her over to tea." "The modesty of it." "JORDAN:" "Kind of takes your breath..." "...away, doesn't it?" " Evening, sweethearts." "Where are you kids going?" "JORDAN:" "Long Island, please." "NICK:" "And you think I should." "I mean, does Daisy want to see Gatsby?" "She's absolutely not to know." "You're supposed to invite her over so he can happen to pass by." "NICK:" "I remember feeling torn." "Was it right to bring my cousin Daisy, a married woman together with a man I hardly knew?" "When I returned home, Gatsby's was lit from tower to cellar as if for another wild party." "But there wasn't a sound." "NICK:" "Thank you." "TAXI DRIVER:" "Have a good night." "Your place looks like the World's Fair or Coney Island." " Does it?" " Yes." "Well, I've just been glancing into some of the rooms." "What do you say we go to Coney Island?" "We could take my car." "Oh, uh, it's too late tonight." "We could take a plunge in the pool." "I haven't made use of it all summer." "I must go to bed." "All right." "Happy to do it." "I'm going to call Daisy and..." "...invite her to tea." " That's all right" " What day would suit you?" " What day would suit you?" "I don't want to put you to any trouble." "Day after tomorrow all right?" "Day after tomorrow?" "Well, I" " I'd" "See, I'd want to get the grass cut." "Uh..." "Well, look here, old sport." "You don't make much money, do you?" " Not really." " If you'll forgive me..." "You see, I happen to run a little business on the side." "A sort of sideline." "You understand what I'm saying, right?" "You do sell bonds don't you, old sport?" " I'm trying to." " Right." "Well, happens to be a rather confidential sort of thing but you might make a nice bit of money." " No, thank you." "I have my hands full." " You wouldn't have to do any business with Wolfshiem, I assure you." "It's a favour, Jay." "Just a favour." "Yes." "Happy to do it." " Favour?" " Yes." "Hm." "Well, good night." "Good night." "Good morning." "{THUNDER RUMBLING}" "One of the papers says they thought the rain would stop about 4." "I think it was the..." "I think it was the Journal." "Ah." "GATSBY:" "Just in to the right, gentlemen." "To the right in the living room." "Thank you." "Is everything all right?" "NICK:" "The grass looks fine, if that's what you mean." "Grass?" "What grass?" "I bought cakes." "Have you" "Have you got everything you need?" "Perhaps more flowers." "I think they did a fine job, don't you?" "Beautiful." "You think it's too much?" "Uh, I think it's what you want." "I think so too." "{THUNDER RUMBLING}" "I can't wait all day." "I'm leaving." "Don't be silly." "It's two minutes to 4." "No one's coming to tea!" "It's too" "{CAR HORN HONKS}" "It's her!" "Is this absolutely where you live, my dearest one?" "NICK:" "Yes, it suits me." "DAISY:" "Why did I have to come alone?" "Are you in love with me?" "NICK:" "Oh, it's the secret of Carraway Castle." " Tell your chauffeur to go far away." " Come back in an hour Ferdie." "His name is Ferdie." "DAISY:" "Oh." "Oh." "My goodness." "I can't believe it." "You..." "Did you ransack a greenhouse?" "He is in love with me." "Would you?" "That's funny." "What's funny?" "{RAPPING ON DOOR}" "Ah." "What are you doing?" "I'm certainly glad to see you again." "Hi." "I'm..." "I'm certainly glad to see you, as well." "{WATER BOILING}" "We've..." "We've..." "We've met before." "I'll have someone come repair this immediately." "Sorry about the clock." " That's an old clock." " Lovely, though." " A lovely clock." " Yes." "We haven't met for many years." "Five years next November." "Tea?" " Yes, thank you, old sport." " Thank you." "NICK:" "Lemon or sugar?" " Neither." "Plain." "Thank you." "I just have to pop..." "...into town." " Town?" "I'll be right back." "Nick, I've got to speak to you." "NICK:" "Yes." "I'll be right back." "GATSBY:" "God." "This was a mistake." "This was a terrible, terrible mistake." "You're just embarrassed." "Daisy's embarrassed too." " She's embarrassed?" " Yes." "Just as much as you are." " Don't talk so loud." " Hey." "You're acting like a little boy." "You're being rude." "Daisy's..." "...in there all alone and you're" " Shh." "NICK:" "Looking over my story so far I'm reminded that for the second time that summer I was guarding other people's secrets." "Once again, I was within and without." "{DAISY AND GATSBY CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY}" "NICK:" "Ahem!" "It's stopped raining." "GATSBY:" "Yes." "It has, hasn't it?" "What do you think of that, Daisy?" "Come look." "DAISY:" "Oh, Nicky." "How funny." "Look, it's my house." "Just there across the bay." "GATSBY:" "I know." "I have the same view from my place." "Where's your place?" "Nick I want you and Daisy to come over to my house." "I'd like to show her around." "You sure you want me to come?" "Absolutely, old sport." "Absolutely." "Ladner, open the gates." "LADNER:" "Open the gates!" "I had the gates brought in from a castle in Normandy." "Oh, Jay." "It's so grand." "GATSBY:" "You like it?" "I love it." "But how do you live here..." "...all alone?" " Well, I don't." "I keep it always full of interesting, celebrated people." "Come with me." "The house looks well, doesn't it?" "See the way the whole front catches the light like that?" "Oh, it's splendid." "DAISY:" "Come on, you two." "I want the royal tour." "You must understand that I like all things that are modern." "Presses the orange it all comes out there." "NICK:" "Yay!" "GATSBY:" "Anyone for a round of golf?" "DAISY:" "You do know I'm a champion golfer?" " Great!" "GATSBY:" "Well, go on." "I thought we could..." "GATSBY:" "Remarkable little camera." "Latest design." "DAISY:" "I'll show you how it's done." "GATSBY:" "Nick, keep filming." "NICK:" "All right." "GATSBY:" "She's gonna take a swing." "NICK:" "I'm ready." "Aim." "Fore!" "DAISY:" "I'm such a brute." "NICK:" "You ready for your close-up?" " I don't want to forget a single moment." "NICK:" "You're shimmering." "GATSBY:" "She looks like she could be on the cover of Vogue." "DAISY:" "Turn on the camera!" "NICK:" "Where did you go?" "GATSBY:" "Slow down." "Slow down." "DAISY:" "Ahh." "It's beautiful." "GATSBY:" "It's a custom Wurlitzer." "DAISY:" "Can anyone play that?" "Klipspringer can." "Someone wake Ewing." " Of course, sir." "DAISY:" "Music!" "And then we can dance all night." "GATSBY:" "Ewing's a genius, plays anything." "DAISY:" "Then I demand a Charleston." " She makes it look so splendid don't you think, old sport?" "GATSBY:" "I have a man in England who buys me clothes." "DAISY:" "I've never seen anything like it." "Something for the lady." "He sends over a selection at the beginning of each season." "These are silk." "DAISY:" "Jay!" "GATSBY:" "These are flannel." "DAISY:" "They're so beautiful!" "GATSBY:" "Indian cotton." "DAISY:" "Stop it." "Jay!" "Linen." "Nicky he's a madman!" "NICK:" "I can't help you!" "GATSBY:" "Flannel!" "DAISY:" "You're going to have to refold every single one of them." "You'll ruin them!" "{DAISY GIGGLES}" "Jay!" "Stop it." "GATSBY:" "Right here!" "DAISY:" "No!" "Jay!" "{DAISY CRIES}" "What is it?" "Daisy, Daisy, darling, what is it?" "It makes me sad." "Why?" "Because..." "NICK:" "Five lost years struggled on Daisy's lips." "But all she could manage was:" "Why?" "Because I've never seen such beautiful shirts before." "If it wasn't for the mist we could see the green light." "What green light?" "The one that burns all night at the end of your dock." "NICK:" "Possibly it had occurred to Gatsby that the colossal significance of that light had vanished forever." "Now it was once again just a green light on a dock." "And his count of enchanted objects had diminished by one." "Who's this?" " Your father?" "GATSBY:" "Oh, no." "That's Mr. Dan Cody, old sport." "He's dead now." "He used to be my best friend many years ago." "DAISY:" "You never told me you had a pompadour." "Or a yacht." "I wanna show you something." "Have a seat." "These are a lot of clippings I collected." "About you." "DAISY:" "You saved my letters." "This was my first photo of you." "You remember this letter here?" "DAISY:" "We can't lose each other and let all this glorious love end in nothing." "Come home." "I'll be here waiting and hoping for every long dream of you to come true." "{TELEPHONE RINGS}" "GATSBY:" "Excuse me." "MAN:" "Sir, Slagle's in Detroit." " I can't talk now, old sport." "He must know what a small town is." "No, you listen to me." "Listen to me." "I said a small town." "He must know what a small town is." "Listen to me, he's of no use to us if Detroit is his idea of a small town, you understand?" "We'll chat later, old sport." "All right." "{ORGAN PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC}" "Klipspringer." "He must be awake." "Shall we?" "DAISY:" "Whoo!" "NICK:" "Ho!" "I wish I'd done everything on earth with you." "All my life." "I wish it could always be like this." "It Will be." "NICK:" "If only it had been enough for Gatsby just to hold Daisy." "But he had a grand vision for his life and Daisy's part in it." "It wasn't until the end of that summer on the last night I saw Gatsby that he told me of the life he had dreamed for himself since he was a boy." "You see, doctor Gatsby's real name was James Gatz." "His parents were dirt-poor farmers from North Dakota." "But he never accepted them as his parents at all." "In his own imagination, he was a son of God destined for future glory." "Chasing this destiny, a 16-year-old Gatz ran far, far away." "One afternoon, off the coast of Lake Superior, he spotted a yacht in peril." "He rowed out and rescued the vessel and its captain, alcoholic millionaire Dan Cody." "CODY:" "Where's the boat?" "GATSBY:" "You're gonna hit the shoal!" "We're gonna hit the shoal!" "What the hell are you doing old sport?" "NICK:" "This was his opportunity and he seized it." "GATSBY:" "And I decided right then and there to call myself Jay Gatsby." "NICK:" "He sailed the yacht out of danger and into his future." "Gatsby showed skill and ambition." "And for five years, they sailed the world." "GATSBY'." "He was all right, old Dan." "He taught me everything." "NICK:" "How to dress, act and speak like a gentleman." "Gatsby." "Jay Gatsby." "She looks well, doesn't she..." "NICK:" "Gatsby hoped to inherit Cody's fortune." "...old sport?" "NICK:" "But when Cody died Gatsby was cheated of his inheritance by Cody's family." "He'd been left with the ability to play the gentleman but he was once again dirt-poor." "By midsummer, Gatsby was front page news." "Where did the money come from?" "{BAND PLAYING AND CROWD LAUGHING}" "That's what all of New York wanted to know." "And it was the same question on Tom's mind when he accompanied Daisy to one of Gatsby's glittering parties." "I'll be right back." "You know, a lot of these newly rich people are just..." "...filthy bootleggers." " Not Gatsby." "He's a businessman." "He owned a lot of drugstores." "TOM:" "Businessman!" "May I introduce Senator Gulick?" "This is..." "..." "Mr. Carraway." " Senator." " Mrs. Buchanan." " Charmed." "Delighted." "Oh, and Mr. Buchanan the polo player." " No, not me." "GULICK:" "Always a pleasure to meet a Buchanan." "TOM:" "Likewise." " I'll catch up with you later." " Perhaps at the craps table." " I'd rather not be the polo player." "Tom." "You should be proud of your achievements." "May I show you around?" "Sure." "GATSBY:" "You must know the faces of many people you've heard of!" "DAISY:" "Absolutely." "We don't go around very much." "I don't think I recognize a single person." "GATSBY:" "Is that so?" "Perhaps you know that lady right there." "DAISY:" "It's Marlene Moon." "I adore her pictures." "Would you like me to introduce you?" "I'd really rather not be the polo player." "{CROWD CHANTS INDISTINCTLY}" "These things excite me so." "NICK:" "Nice little dance." "{DAISY LAUGHS}" "I believe we've met before, Mr. Buchanan." "About a month ago." "That's right." "And you were with Nick here." " At the barbershop." " No, thank you." "That's right." "See, I know your wife." "That so?" "Yes." "HERZOG:" "Mr. Gatsby, sir." " Mr. Slagle is here." " Not now." "Not now." "TRIMALCHIO:" "and Guitars with:" ""The Foxtrot."" "{BAND PLAYS UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC}" "Mr. Buchanan." "Would you mind terribly?" "Of course not." "I think I can keep myself amused." "In case you need to take down any addresses." "Please move aside." "Excuse me." "Another swell party, Jay." "Be careful for the snake charmer, Mr. McLennehan." "DAISY:" "ls all this made entirely from your own imagination?" "GATSBY:" "No." "You see, you were there all along in every idea in every decision." "Of course, if anything is not to your liking I'll change it." "It's perfect." "From your perfect irresistible imagination." "I wonder where the devil he met Daisy." " I'll find you." " All right." "Come with me." "SERVANT:" "Coming through, please." "Pardon me." "Thank you." "{JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING}" "There'sa man There's a man" "TOM:" "Have you seen my wife?" "No." "Not for a while." "Whiskey." "It's funny, the senator just saw her down here." "I wish we could just run away." "Run away?" "No." "Daisy, darling, that" " That wouldn't be respectable." "TOM:" "You live around here, Nick?" "Just next door." "Is that so?" "GATSBY'." "We're gonna live here in this house." "You and me." "Darling it's time to tell Tom." "{GLASS SHATTERING AND CROWD CLAMORING}" "WAITER:" "Come on, boys." "Scram!" "Good night, gentlemen." "What a circus." "Well if you see her I'll be looking for her." "You tell her." "Remember how much fun we had?" "I don't know why we can't just have fun like that again." "NICK:" "Hello?" "Hello, Nicky." "We're having a row." " What about?" "DAISY:" "About things." "About the future." "The future of the collared empires." "It's Tom." " He's wandering around the party looking-- HERZOG:" "Sir." "Mr. Gatsby, sir." "It's Mr. Slagle." "He's quite emotional." "GATSBY:" "Excuse me." "Nick." "Would you mind terribly?" "Of course." "NICK:" "Gatsby disappeared to deal with a dispute of some sort." "Daisy waited but Gatsby was unable to return." "WOLFSHIEM:" "With these hot-headed types in here, I rely on you." "But you were not available." "A scene was made." "What's going on with you, Jay?" "TOM:" "Where were you?" "DAISY:" "With Nicky." "Mr. Gatsby was showing us the grounds." "TOM:" "He certainly must have strained himself to get this menagerie together." "I'd like to know who he is and what he does." "And I think I'll make a point of finding out." "GATSBY:" "I'm not sure." "Ask them in the kitchen." "SERVANT 1:" "To the left." "SERVANT 2:" "Yeah we'll pile that stuff in the garage, it's going back to town." "NICK:" "Well there you are." "Daisy just left." "She asked me to tell you she had a wonderful time." "She didn't like it." "Of course she did." "No, no, no." "No, she didn't like it." "She did not have a good time." "I feel so far away from her now." "It's so hard to make her understand." "You mean about the party?" "The party?" "I couldn't care less about the parties." "That'll be all for now, gentlemen." " Thank you." "SERVANT 3:" "Thank you, sir." "GATSBY:" "You see she has to tell Tom that she never loved him." "What?" "Yes." "Then we can go back to Louisville to her parents' house." "Her parents are lovely people, old sport." "We'll be married there." "See..." "See, Daisy and I are gonna start over just as if it were five years ago." "I wouldn't ask too much of her." "Wouldn't ask too much?" "No." "I beg your pardon, old sport." "It's just" "It's so sad, because it's so hard to make her understand." "It's so hard to make her understand." "I've gotten all these things for her, and now she just wants to run away." "She even wants to leave that." "NICK:" "Jay." "You can't repeat the past." "Can't repeat the past?" "No." "Why, of course you can." "Of course you can." "I'm gonna fix things just the way they were before." "Everything's been so confused since then." "I..." "NICK:" "He talked a lot about the past as if he wanted to recover something." "If I could just get back to the start..." "If I could just get back to the start I could find it again." "NICK:" "Some vision of himself that he had put into loving Daisy." "One night in Louisville, five years ago Gatsby found himself at Daisy's house by colossal accident." "GATSBY"." "I went to her house first with some of the officers from Camp Taylor." "I'd never been in such a beautiful house." "May I save the next dance?" "NICK:" "His uniform hid the truth that he was a penniless young man with only that grand vision of himself." " Daisy, don't scamper." "DAISY:" "I was not, Mother." "So many dashing young officers here." "And from such illustrious families." "GATSBY'." "I always knew that I could climb." "But I could only climb if I climbed alone." "I knew that when I kissed this girl I would be forever wed to her." "So I stopped." "I stopped and I..." "I Waited. ...for a moment longer." "NICK:" "He knew his mind would never again be free to romp like the mind of God." "That falling in love would change his destiny forever." "And then I just let myself go." "NICK:" "She blossomed for him like a flower and the incarnation was complete." "GATSBY:" "I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love." "I'm only 32." "I might still be a great man if I could forget that I once lost Daisy, but my life, old sport, my life..." "My life has got to be like this." "It's got to keep going up." "She has to go to Tom and tell him that she never loved him." "I just need to give her more time, old sport." "More time." "Don't worry, old sport." "Don't worry." "I can protect her here." "Good night, old sport." "You're wrong about the past, old sport." "You're wrong." "NICK:" "There had been music from my neighbour's all summer." "In his blue gardens, men and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the laughter and the stars." "Breakfast." "Yes." "Thank you, thank you." "Laughter." "Thank you." "No." "The whisperings and the champagne and the stars." "But..." "...after Tom and Daisy's visit Gatsby's lights went out one by one." "There were no more parties." "Daisy visited discreetly." "{REPORTERS CHATTERING}" "For the very same fame that had all summer been a source of satisfaction to Jay Gatsby had become a threat." "I don't wanna go home." "NICK {OVER PHONE}:" "I hear you fired all your servants." "Daisy comes over sometimes in the afternoon." "I wanted people who wouldn't gossip until we decide what we're going to do." "You see, these towns are very close together, old sport and, well, it gets in the papers, you understand." "They're all people Wolfshiem wanted to do something for." "What's the difference as long as they can cook and make beds, right?" "Nick Daisy's ready." "She's ready." "There's just one thing." "She's requested that you and Miss Baker be there for lunch tomorrow at her house." "Will you come, old sport?" "Daisy needs you." "I'll" "We need you." "Can you come, old sport?" "TOM:" "You know, I read somewhere that the sun is getting hotter every year." "Wait a minute." "It's the opposite." "Sun is getting colder every year." "Oh, I would like to be out on that bay today." "I'm right across from you." "Right there." "Oh." "So you are." "GATSBY:" "You see every night I can see that light at the end of your dock blinking." "What light?" "GATSBY:" "You see, Mr. Buchanan I wanted to be close." " Daisy and I have both" " It's so hot!" "Everything's so confused." "What'll we do this afternoon or the day after that, or for the next 3O years?" "Oh, don't be morbid." "Let's go to town." "Who wants to go to town?" "Town?" "Women get these notions." "Daisy." "You look so cool." "You always look so cool like the advertisement of the man in Times Square." "The man in the cool, beautiful shirts." "NICK:" "She had told Gatsby that she loved him and Tom had seen." "TOM:" "Let's go to town." "I'm perfectly willing." "It's a marvellous idea." "Henri!" "Have the car brought around now." "DAISY:" "Can't anyone at least have..." "...a cigarette first?" " We smoked through lunch." "Come on, let's have fun." "It's too hot to fuss." "TOM:" "Daisy, it was your great idea." "Why don't we?" "Let's all go to town." "I changed my mind, you brute." "TOM:" "Come on." "We'll get a great big room at the Plaza a bucket of ice a bottle of whiskey and it will be fun." "Come on." "It was your idea." "Fine." "Have it your own way, Tom." "Come on, Jordan." "Will you join us, Mr. Gatsby?" "Two bottles of whiskey." "Wrap them in a towel." "Come on, Nick!" "TOM:" "Mr. Gatsby would you be good enough to take my coupe, and I'll drive everyone else in your circus wagon." "GATSBY:" "I don't think there's much gas, old sport." "TOM:" "No, plenty of gas." "Well, if I run out, I'll stop at a drugstore." "I hear you can buy anything at a drugstore nowadays." "You take Nick and Jordan." "GATSBY:" "I suppose you can..." "...yes." " We'll meet you at the Plaza." "I'll be the man on the corner smoking two cigarettes!" "TOM:" "You must think I'm pretty dumb, don't you?" "Well, I have a second sight sometimes that tells me what to do." "I've made a small investigation into this fellow." "JORDAN:" "And you found he was..." "...an Oxford man?" " Oxford, New Mexico." "He wears a pink suit, for chrissake." "{CAR HORN HONKS}" "{MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY}" "{CAR HORN HONKS}" "JORDAN:" "Tom, we're almost out of gas." "{CAR HORN HONKS}" "TOM:" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "What are you waiting for?" " Let's have some gas!" " Uhh." "Do I have to do it myself?" "You think I come here to admire the view?" " I'm sorry, I'm sick." "TOM:" "Why?" " Why, what's the matter?" "WILSON:" "I don't know." "I'm all run down." "I need money..." "...real bad." " What?" "My wife and I, we wanna go West." "Oh, your wife does?" "NICK:" "Tom was feeling the hot whips of panic." "His mistress and wife an hour ago so secure were both slipping from his control." "WILSON:" "I wised up to something funny these last two days." "Yeah, she's going West whether she wants to or not." "What do I owe you?" "WILSON:" "A dollar." "$1.20." "TOM:" "You can have the car." "I'll send it over tomorrow!" "Okay, fine, fine, fine." "DAISY:" "Open another window." "There aren't any more." "DAISY:" "Then telephone for an ax." "TOM:" "Will you forget about the heat?" "You make it worse by crabbing about it." "Why not let her alone, old sport?" "TOM:" "That's a great expression of yours, isn't it?" "GATSBY:" "What is?" ""Old sport."" " Where'd you pick it up?" " See here." "If you're going to make personal remarks I won't stay here a minute." "Mr. Gatsby I understand that you're an Oxford man." "No, not exactly, no." "Oh, yes, I understand that you went to Oxford." " Well, yes, I went there." "TOM:" "Sure." " The man in the pink suit went to Oxford." " Tom." "I said I went there, didn't I?" "TOM:" "Oh, I heard you." "I'd like to know when." "You'd like to know when." "Well, Mr. Gatsby?" "It was in 1919." "I only stayed there five months." "That's why I can't exactly call myself an Oxford man." "You see, it was an opportunity they gave to some of us officers who fought in the war." "NICK:" "I wanted to get up and slap Gatsby on the back." "DAISY:" "I'll make you a drink, Tom." " Then you won't seem so stupid to yourself." "TOM:" "Wait a minute." "I want to ask Mr. Gatsby one more question." "Oh, please, please, go on, Mr. Buchanan." "Go on." "What kind of a row are you trying to cause in my house anyhow?" "He isn't causing a row, you're causing a row." "Please have a little self-control." "Self-control?" "Oh, I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody From Nowhere make love to your wife." "Well, if that's the idea you can count me out." "See, nowadays people begin by sneering at family life and family institutions and the next you'll know, we'll throw everything overboard, we'll have intermarriage between black and white!" "GATSBY:" "Your wife doesn't love you." "She never loved you." "You see, she loves me." "You must be crazy." "No, old sport." "No, you see, she never loved you." "She only married you because I was poor and she was tired of waiting." "It was a terrible terrible mistake, but in her heart..." "In her heart, she never loved anyone but me." " We should go." " Let's all go home." " Sit down, Daisy!" "GATSBY:" "Please." "Please, take a seat." "Go on, Daisy." "TOM:" "Daisy what's been going on?" " I want to hear about it." " I told you what's going on." "It's been going on for five years." "You've been seeing him for five years?" "No, no, no, not seeing." "Not seeing, we couldn't." "But both of us loved each other all that time." "Didn't we?" "TOM:" "Oh, that's all." "Ha-ha-ha!" "You're crazy!" "I can't speak about what happened five years ago because I didn't know Daisy then." "And I'll be damned if I see how you got within a mile of her unless you brought the groceries to the back door." "But all the rest of that is a goddamn lie." "Daisy loved me when she married me and she loves me now." "GATSBY:" "No." " No." "I'm sorry, Mr. Buchanan, no." "TOM:" "She does!" "She does, though." "No, she does, though." "She does." "And what's more, I love Daisy too." "No." "I love you, Daisy." "Now, once in a while I go off on a spree." "I always come back." " A spree." "TOM:" "And in my heart I love her all the time." "You're revolting." "You know why we left Chicago?" "I'm surprised they didn't treat you to the story of that little spree!" "That's all over now, Daisy, darling." "That's all over." "Just tell him the truth." "Go on." "That you never loved him and this will all be wiped out forever." "How could I love him possibly?" "GATSBY:" "Remember our plans." "You tell him that you never loved him and all this pain will be wiped out forever." "Daisy." "Daisy, tell him." "I never loved him." "Never?" " No." " No." "Not at Kapiolani?" "Not that day I carried you down from the Punch Bowl to keep your shoes dry?" "Never?" "Please don't." "Daisy." "There, Jay." "You want too much." "I love you now isn't that enough?" "I can't help what's past." "I did love him once, but I loved you too." "You loved me too?" "You loved me...?" "Even that is a lie!" "She didn't know you were alive!" "There are things between Daisy and me Gatsby, that you'll never know." " Things that neither of us can ever forget." "GATSBY:" "I need to speak to Daisy alone." "You see, you've got her all excited now, don't you old sport?" "Daisy." "DAISY:" "Even alone I can't say I never loved Torn." "It wouldn't be true." " What?" " Of course it wouldn't." " As if it mattered to you." "TOM:" "Of course it matters!" "I'm gonna take better care of you from now on." "You're not taking care of Daisy anymore." "She's leaving you." "Nonsense!" " I am, though!" "TOM:" "No, no, no." "She is not leaving me." "Certainly not for a common swindler like you." "Mr. Gatsby, exactly who are you, anyhow?" "I made an investigation into your affairs." "You're one of Meyer Wolfshiem's bunch." "Please, let's go home." "See, he and this Wolfshiem they bought up drugstores." "And sold bootlegged alcohol over the counter." "What about it, old sport?" "Don't you call me "old sport."" "And this drugstore business is just small change compared to this bonds stunt that you and Wolfshiem have got going." "Your friend Walter Chase..." "...isn't too proud to come in?" "I gave u.." "...that some thought." "How does a reputable banker like Walter Chase find himself up to his eyeballs in debt..." "GATSBY:" "I'll tell you." "...to a little kike like Wolfshiem?" "It's called greed, old sport." "TOM:" "That's right!" "And you have half of Wall Street out there swilling your free booze at that fun park every weekend." "I'm surprised he hasn't tried to drag you in." "My God, he has." "He's got nothing to do with" "With your little racket." "Daisy." "Daisy." "Can't you see who this guy is with his house and his parties and his fancy clothes?" "He is just a front for Wolfshiem, a gangster to get his claws into respectable folk like Walter Chase." "The only respectable thing about you, old sport, is your money." "Your money, that's it." "Now I've just as much as you." "That means we're equal." "Oh, no." "No." "We're different." "I am." "They are." "She is." "We're all different from you." "You see, we were born different." "It's in our blood and nothing that you do or say or steal or dream up can ever change that." "A girl like Daisy" "You shut up!" "Shut up!" "You shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "NICK:" "Gatsby looked, in that moment as if he had killed a man." "{TOM CHUCKLES}" "My sincerest" "My sincerest apologies." "I seem to have lost my temper." "That's right, Mr. Gatsby." "Show us some of those fine Oxford manners." "GATSBY:" "Daisy, darling." "None of this has any consequence." "Daisy." "Daisy, talk to me, darling." "I just lost my temper, that's all." "NICK:" "He began talking excitedly, but with every word Daisy was drawing further and further into herself." "to go to your parents' house in Louisville." "Please, Tom, I can't stand it anymore!" "Why don't you two start on home in Mr. Gatsby's car." " Daisy, darling, look at me." "TOM:" "Go on." "Daisy." "He won't annoy you." "I think he realizes..." "...that this little flirtation is over." " Daisy?" "!" "Daisy!" "You want any of this?" "Jordan?" "Nick?" "Nick." "What?" "You want any?" "No." "I just remembered today's my birthday." "TOM:" "Happy birthday." "NICK:" "Thirty." "The promise of a decade of loneliness." "The formidable stroke of 30 died away as Gatsby and Daisy drove on through the cooling twilight towards death." "WILSON:" "Don't you lie to me!" "Hey, where'd you get these from?" "You might fool me, but you don't fool God!" "God sees everything!" "{WILSON SCREAMS}" "Myrtle!" "Where are you?" "MYRTLE:" "Tom?" "Torn!" "Torn!" "WILSON:" "Myrtle!" "MYRTLE:" "I'm here!" "Stop!" "Baby!" "Torn!" "Wait!" "POLICEMAN 1:" "Slow down." "Slow down!" "Bad trouble up ahead, sir!" "TOM:" "Good." "Wilson'll have a little business at last." "Let's take a look." "Oh, must we?" "Just a look." "Come on." "{PEOPLE CHATTERING}" "POLICEMAN 2:" "Move back!" "Clear the space here!" "Have a little respect!" "If you don't have a legitimate reason to be in the building I want you outside!" "{HUMMING GOSPEL HYMN}" "If you saw anything tonight you'd like to talk to me about, well, then you can talk to me outside." "I don't want you in here." "Okay?" "POLICEMAN 2:" "Please." "Stand back." "Please." "WILSON:" "My God." "POLICEMAN 2:" "All right, folks." "Make some room, huh?" "Make some room back there!" "If you have no business, clear out!" "POLICEMAN 2:" "Sir." "What are you doing?" "Sir!" "Sir, I'm asking you" "Get off me!" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "POLICEMAN 2:" "You knew her, eh?" "Not really." "No." "POLICEMAN 2:" "I got to ask you to step back, sir." "So, what happened?" "She ran out in the road." " Son of a bitch didn't even stop his car." "MAN 1:" "Hey." "I saw it." "It was a yellow car." "A big yellow car." "MAN 2:" "Damn thing came out of nowhere." "Yeah." "Yeah, a big yellow Duesy." "Custom job." "WILSON:" "You don't have to tell me what kind of car it was." "I know what kind of car it was." "Wilson." " Just pull yourself together!" " I know what kind of car it was!" "He's upset!" "Everybody out!" "Can't you see the man needs peace and quiet?" "Wilson!" "I just got here from New York." "No!" "Hey!" "Wilson!" "I was bringing you the coupe." "Sit down!" "Sit down." "Get him a drink." "Get him a drink." "That yellow car wasn't mine!" "You hear?" "I haven't seen it all afternoon." "POLICEMAN 2:" "Hey!" "What colour's your car?" "It's blue." "Coupe." "We just got here from New York." "They just stopped!" "0K8)'" "Blue." "Right." "Here." "Leave us alone." "Wilson." "Who owns the yellow car?" "A fella named Gatsby." "Jay Gatsby." "He's a crook, George." "Yes." "Throws those parties the papers are always talking about." "Maybe he was the one that was fooling around with Myrtle." "Maybe that's why he killed her." "Yeah, maybe." "Guy like that, who knows?" "He didn't have to kill her." "TOM:" "Gatsby." "Something ought to be done about a fella like that." "He'll pay." "Oh, he'll pay." "Coward." "He didn't even stop his car." "You gonna defend him now?" "Huh?" "TOM:" "I'll telephone for a taxi, Nick." "Why don't you come inside and have some supper while you wait?" "No, thanks." "I'll wait outside." "What is the matter..." " ." ".With you?" "Won't you come in, Nick?" "No, thanks." "It's only half past 9." "No, I've had enough." "Of everyone." "GATSBY:" "Hello, old sport." "NICK:" "What are you doing?" "GATSBY:" "Just sitting here." "Yes, I see that." "You see any trouble out on the road?" "That woman..." "...you ran down is dead, Jay." " I thought so." "L." "I told Daisy that I thought so." "Daisy?" "Do you hear yourself?" "How could you?" "How could you do that?" "Keep your voice down." "NICK:" "You're nothing..." "...but a goddamn coward!" " Keep your voice down!" "Please." "There was no point in stop" "No point'?" "No point?" "What about that woman?" "No point." "She was killed instantly." "Yes, it ripped her open!" "I was there!" "I saw her!" "I understand!" "I understand!" "It was my fault." "It was my fault." "This woman she rushed out at us as if she was trying to speak to us." "It all happened so quickly." "She tried" " I tried..." "...to turn in time..." ""She"?" "...but" "It was Daisy." "{IN NORMAL VOICE} Well, I..." "You see, after we left New York, she was very nervous." "She thought that driving would steady her." "But this woman, she rushed out at us." "It all happened so quickly." "It wasn't her fault do you see?" "No one must know that Daisy was driving." "Promise me." "Jay, you should go home and get some rest." "I'm going to wait here." "I'm going to wait here all night..." "...if necessary." " No, no, no." " That's not a good idea." " If he tries to bother her about that unpleasantness this afternoon..." "If he tries to bother her..." "If he tries any brutality on her whatsoever" "Torn won't touch her." "He's not even thinking about her." "I don't trust him." " I don't trust him." " All right." "All right." "You wait here." "I'll see if there's any commotion." "Would you?" "Thank you, old sport." "TOM:" "Listen, she was in the wrong, running out on the road." "Sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about." "Let me take care of things." "Take care of you." "I'll make some calls." "We'll go away." "Just go away, get out of town." "Get some rest." "Don't worry." "It'll be all right." "Hey" "{CAR APPROACHES}" "Oh." "Hello, old sport." "J8)'" " Everything all right?" " Yes." "Everything's just fine." "Around 4:00, she came to the window." "She stood there, then..." "Then she turned out the light, so..." "Well..." "Give me a hand, will you, old sport?" "NICK:" "I should have told him what I had just seen, but all I could manage was:" "You know, Jay, with everything that's happened you ought to go away." "Tonight." "They'll trace your car." "Go away?" "No, I can't leave now." "Not tonight." "Jay, do you understand that a woman has been killed?" "Daisy's going to call in the morning." "Then we'll make plans to go away together." " Yeah." " Daisy, she" "She just needs time to think things through." "Herzog we're talking." "Thank you." "She just needs time to think." "No, Jay." "With Daisy" "She just needs time to think." "She's going to call in the morning." "Wait up with me." "The sun's almost up." "NICK:" "That was the night he finally told me the truth." "All of it." "GATSBY:" "You know, I've thought for a while I had a lot of things, but the truth is I'm empty." "I suppose that's why I make things up about myself." "But I've wanted to tell you the whole story for a very long time." "See, I grew up terribly, terribly poor, old sport." " My folks were..." "NICK:" "He revealed his humble beginnings his transformative voyage with Dan Cody the war, Oxford and how he joined Wolfshiem in the business." "It was also that night that I became aware of Gatsby's extraordinary gift for hope." "I can't describe how surprised I was to find out that I loved her." "And that she loved me too." "NICK:" "A gift that I have never found in any other person." "I never realized how extraordinary a nice girl could be." "And which it is not likely I shall ever find again." "I thought out my life with Daisy in it trying to figure out how we could marry and struggle along on so many dollars a month." "What was in the letter?" "The reason why after the war I hadn't been able to return." "I asked her to wait until I made something of myself, but she was..." "See, I felt married to her." "That was all." "NICK:" "It was all for her." "The house, the parties." "Everything." "WILSON:" "God sees everything." "HERZOG:" "Mr. Gatsby, sir, excuse me." "Chicago calling, sir." "Not now." "Keep it open for a personal call." "HERZOG:" "A personal call?" "Of course." "GARDENER:" "Excuse me, sir." "Mr. Gatsby, I'm gonna drain the pool." "Before the leaves start falling in." "Not today." "Not today, it's so beautiful." "You know, old sport, I haven't used that pool once all summer." "Let's take a swim." "Have the phone brought down to the pool." "I have to go, Jay." "I have to work." "I understand." "Well I'll walk you out." "Well, I'll call you up." "Please do, old sport." "Please do." "I supposed." "...that Daisy will call too." "L." "I suppose." "Yes." "Well, goodbye." "NICK:" "Jay!" "They're a rotten crowd." "You're worth the whole damn bunch put together." "NICK:" "I was always glad I said that." "It was the only..." "That morning Wall Street boomed its usual golden roar." "But I wasn't worth a decent stroke of work." "I waited for Gatsby to call with news." "While he waited for Daisy." "{TELEPHONE RINGING}" "HERZOG:" "Gatsby's." "I know Mr. Gatsby will be very happy that you've called." "Daisy." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "ls everything all right?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "ls everything all right?" "NICK:" "I remember the rest of that day as an endless drill of police and photographers and tabloid reporters." "The headlines were a nightmare." "They pinned everything on Gatsby." "The affair with Myrtle." "The hit-and-run." "Everything." "And there was nothing I could say except the one unutterable fact that none of it was true." "DAISY:" "Darling, Daddy's taking care of his two favourite girls." "PAMMY:" "Where are we going?" " We're going on a holiday." "TOM:" "We should go." "DAISY:" "Just you me and Daddy." "{TELEPHONE RINGING}" "Buchanan residence." "NICK:" "May I speak to Mrs. Buchanan?" "It's Mr. Carraway, her cousin." "HENRY." "Madame is not available, Monsieur Carraway." "If you speak to her, tell her the funeral's tomorrow." "I'm sorry, monsieur, they have gone away." "Gone away?" "Do you know when they'll be back?" "No." "They have already departed." "Please." "I know that she would want to be there." "She would" "If you would just get a message to her." " Let me talk to her, please." "HENRI:" "You wish to contact her?" "I have no further information, monsieur." "Please!" "{HENRI SPEAKS IN FRENCH}" "Hello?" "TOM:" "Come on." "NICK:" "They were careless people, Tom and Daisy." "They smashed up things and people and then retreated back into their money and their vast carelessness." "Hey" "Hey!" "Get out of here!" "Go on!" "Get the hell out of here!" "NICK:" "I rang I wrote I implored." "But not a single one of the sparkling hundreds that enjoyed his hospitality attended the funeral." "And from Daisy not even a flower." "I was all he had." "The only one who cared." "After Gatsby's death New York was haunted for me." "That city my once golden shimmering mirage now made me sick." "On my last night in New York I returned to that huge incoherent house once more." "Wolfshiem's associates had cleaned it out." "JORDAN"." "He threw all those parties hoping she'd wander in one night." "NICK:" "It's like an amusement park." "DAISY:" "But how do you live here all alone?" "GATSBY:" "She makes it look so splendid don't you think, old sport?" "DAISY:" "Music!" "And then we can dance all night!" "GATSBY:" "Will you come, old sport?" "We need you." "DAISY:" "I wish it could always be like this." "It Will be." "NICK:" "I remembered how we had all come to Gatsby's and guessed at his corruption while he stood before us concealing an incorruptible dream." "DAISY:" "It's perfect." "From your perfect, irresistible imagination." "NICK:" "The moon rose higher." "And as I stood there, brooding on the old, unknown world I thought of Gatsby's wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy's dock." "He had come such a long way." "And his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it." "But he did not know that it was already behind him." "Gatsby believed in the green light the orgiastic future that year by year recedes before us." "It eluded us then, but that's no matter." "Tomorrow, we will run faster stretch out our arms farther and one fine morning..." "So we beat on boats against the current borne back ceaselessly into the past."

"Pop!" "Here, here..." "I'm over here, hurry!" "Where?" "Here!" "I'm over here!" "Where are you?" "Pop!" " What happened?" " My shoulder!" "Ow!" "Sorry." "Your damn dog woke me up barking at the field." " Oan you stand?" " Yeah." "What's gotten into them?" "What do you mean?" "Wait a second." ""PREY"" "Shit!" "How long have you had that?" "What?" "This?" "It's nothing, just my eczema." "Been itching a few days, no big deal." "What makes you think it's eczema?" "Take off your shirt, Eric." "Is that the tone of voice you used to convince OIaire?" "Jesus!" "Oome on!" "They're what?" "OhemicaI burns." "How did I get them?" "The lab results will tell us." ""New factory installed:" "Lemans Oompany"" ""Lemans is modernized!"" "How's Grandpa doing?" "He knows we're sleeping together." "He made me feel guilty for taking you with me." "You should clean that." "That crap gets into everything." "Don't want to tell them before we go?" "I don't want them to think it's why." "But it is." "What's your dad doing in your mom's car?" "Yes." "Yes, but no!" "So what if she's in the hospital?" "I want him at the factory 8:00 a.m. Monday!" "Marie..." "Except for OIaire, no one knows." "Don't you worry." "I won't let him find out who you really are." "So?" "So I'II find a solution." "You better...no choice!" "Dad!" "This concerns you too!" "Oome on, Nathan's watching." "Damn, why'd he bring her out here?" "She can't do anything." "This is our land." "Better not!" "I'm not letting it get away." "Look at that." "Must weigh at Ieast 250 kilos." "And he's all mine." "So?" "What now?" "We'II go to the cabin, then head out from the lake." "I'm warning you, we're doing this clean." "You're not serious?" "For this thing?" "Nathan, fancy a little hunt before you head out to the big city?" "No, thanks." "She's waiting for you." "Oh, Ohrist!" "Never mind." "Answer." "No." "Taken care of..." "What's in the file?" "I can't allow you to hunt." "Think you can stop us?" "This land is ours." "You'II screw up all the work I've done!" "The problem is this beast." "If anyone finds out." "Going out?" "With you." "Stay at the factory, okay?" "This is my land." "The factory pays for your land." "Take it easy!" "We'II need help to catch this thing." "I'm only asking for six months." "You've been asking for that for four years." "Don't get started!" "Shit!" "Anytime we do anything together, you fight." "What about our baby?" " I'm driving!" " Not again!" "I don't know." " Stop it!" " He always drives!" "With the work at the lab..." "I never crashed up a car." "We could have another." "Get your dog, David." "I'm not putting up with that shit." "Does he realize what he's asking?" "Does he have any idea what that means?" "I have as much right to go." "He just found the deer." "What can I say?" "Eric, your invitation still stand?" "Sure." "What are you doing?" "talk to him, if you won't." "You can't!" "Know why I got a transfer?" "Your family, the formula your "empire" is built on." "I've waited patiently..." " Not this time!" " Nathan..." "So which is it?" "You coming or not?" "Leave him alone, David." "I'm happy you're coming, Nathan." "Okay." "Let's find the other ones." "Got it?" "Not right now." "Get outta there." "What are you doing?" "You never could get it started." "When it was working, I couId." "How long has it been?" "Not since your mother died." "Nice job." "You never miss an occasion." "Move!" "asshole!" "God damn it!" "Son of a bitch!" "God damn it!" " Need a hand, Pop?" " No, it's all right." "Here, the guns look fine." "Thanks, Pop." "Pop, you really think that's gonna be enough to do the trick?" "Listen, it's not the weapon;" "it's the hunter." "We leave the phones... won't be bothered by the factory." "No, hold on to yours." "But turn it off." "Put this on." "Then you won't get shot at." "No camouflage?" "Not for boar." "They go by smell." "You're gonna need this too." "You throw the bolt back in one motion to load." "Not so easy for a lefty, huh?" "Pop." "talk to David." "He thinks it's all his." "Hey, David!" "You can't wait for me, you little prick?" "You okay?" "Yeah, yeah..." "You just concentrate on the trail." "She tell you what's in the file?" "What?" "OIaire..." "why she's not going?" "Same old story..." "Market pressure, competitors stirring the shit, she has six months to create a new formula." "That's the way it works, the family honor at stake and all." "I can't let her leave now." "Nothing to do with you, it's just not the right time." "She's pregnant." "This morning, we were picking names." "So?" "It's not Iike you couldn't have kids later on." "Like I said, bad time." "bullshit!" "Business has never been better!" "So that's it?" "Things aren't as rosy as they seem?" "Your father know that?" "What did you tell him about the family affairs?" "How do you justify OIaire..." "Stupid son of a bitch!" "You're in over your head." "Say one word to my father..." "Fuck you!" "She's coming with me!" "Oh, yeah?" "Think she'd forgive you?" "Don't you get it?" "You're nothing compared to us." "Don't believe me?" "Ask him." "Go ahead." "For now, we're enjoying this hunt, so keep your mouth shut!" "Is it this one?" "By the looks of it..." "maybe." "He's not far off." "Load up." "Let's go." "Get down!" "Sit!" "Quiet!" "Dutch, shhh!" "No way!" "He only listens to you." "You have to flush him out." "I tracked him!" "He's mine." "We can't get a shot if we can't get near him." "You two circle around." "One on each side." "Okay." "Throw the bolt, throw the bolt, easy to say...shit!" "Shit!" "Nathan!" "Surround him!" "Pissing me off, the whole damn bunch..." "really pissing me off." "What are you doing?" "Shoot!" "Shoot, damn it!" "should have brought more firepower." "Shit." "Why didn't you load?" "What's the point of coming?" "He's hit." "blood all over the place." "Quiet, Dutch." "Watch out!" "We'II have to smoke him out." "Dutch!" "Fuck!" "Give me a hand!" "Oome on!" "Jesus Ohrist." "I can't believe it..." "God damn it, what's going on?" "Maybe he's dead." "would smell different." "Oh, no!" "Pop, wait!" "Watch out!" "Not so close." "Thing has two entrances." " Pop!" " Eric, you okay?" " Eric, you okay?" " Never mind!" "Pop, talk to me." "More firepower, huh?" "It's all right." "At least I beat your record!" " This isn't the one." " Oh, yeah?" "How's that?" "This one has all its teeth." "Look." "It's been attacked too." "There are bite marks." "There, there, and there." "What?" "What's the problem?" "Nathan!" "Have a look." "Are they..." "tell me they're not the same burns." "Rubbed against the tree till it bled." "That doesn't mean much." "It's to get rid of the parasites in the mud." "The mud?" "You itch before or after a shower?" "After." "David, hand me your knife." "What are you doing?" "If it's the water, we'II know." "holy mackerel." "Jesus!" "Where's that lake you mentioned?" "Hey, Nathan!" "If my burns are the same, that means I'm rotting inside?" "Depends." "Depends on what?" "Been having stomach pains recently?" "Wait..." "it can be treated, right?" "Pop, gettin' dark." "Raining too." "Better to head back." "Use your light if you're afraid of the dark." "How many water towers are there like yours?" "Enough to supply all the drinking water." "Give me your phone, Nathan." "I'm calling Marie." "She has to warn everyone." "I'm guessing she already knows." "That's the file?" "A secret health report?" "That's why OIaire has to stay?" "We had no choice." ""We"?" "only a chemist could modify the formula." "OIaire is mixed up in this?" "It was to make it more competitive." ""Oompetitive"?" "Ohrist, nicolas!" "It's so damn toxic, your fertilizer." "It's seeped into the water!" "What's your problem?" "You're the one profiting!" "We'd have lost everything." "The farm, the factory, our land." "What I inherited was shit!" "nicolas, listen to me..." "No!" "The factory?" "The formula?" "Shit!" "If I hadn't worked my ass off, we'd have nothing!" "Is that how you convinced OIaire to help you?" "I told you, we come before you." "You don't mean shit." "Stop it!" "Pop!" "Look at this!" "Hurry!" "OaII Marie." "tell her all this, all your schemes...it's over." "Oh, my God!" "It can't be!" "It can't be!" "She was pregnant and ate that shit." "Oh, my God!" "She must have nursed for a while." "The teats are still swollen." "Where's the litter then?" "She still has traces of it in her muzzle." "Oh, my God!" " You okay, Eric?" " Yeah, thanks." "What the heck is that?" "What scared the deer." "What?" "The rest of the pack." "Shit!" "Guns ready!" "Turn that off!" "Pop!" " What happened?" " kill it!" "Oh, my God!" "nicolas!" "nicolas!" "It's all right." "nicolas!" "Let go of me!" " Let go of me, I said!" " It's too late!" "Let go of me!" "The trees!" "nicolas!" "Quick!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "I'm here!" "Give me your hand!" "David, I'm sorry!" "I panicked!" "I didn't mean to..." "Quit fucking around!" "Thought you were gonna get away, you shit?" "You're dead, you bastard!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "Stop!" "Point that at me?" "I'II kill you, bastard!" "David, stop!" "David, stop!" "God damn it, stop!" "I'm begging you, stop!" "David, stop!" "Stop, David!" "David, stop!" "David!" "Oh, shit!" "Is he..." "Dead." "Broke his neck in the fall." "Nathan, I'm so sorry." "So sorry." "That'II stop the bleeding." "Your phone!" "It's in the pocket of my vest." "I'm sure it's OIaire." "She called before." "Shit!" "She can't come here." "What are you doing?" "OIaire and Marie been out here?" "Sure." "We used to come when OIaire was little." "Why?" "What are you doing?" "Nathan!" "If they come, they'II die too." "Nathan!" "They're coming!" "They're headed straight for you!" "Hi, you've reached Nathan Fabre." "Leave a message." "Leave a message." "still no answer." "Get down!" "We're going to the cabin!" "follow me!" "Quick!" "Think they gave up?" "Oome on, hurry up!" "Use yours." "tell OIaire before you call the cops." "OaII her." " A lighter!" " Why?" "Give me a lighter!" "OaII her now!" "I need a gun." "Give me a gun!" "Give me a gun!" "Give me it!" "OaII her now." " hello?" " OIaire!" "OIaire!" "Where are you?" "We've been calling!" "Wait!" "Where are you?" "You think we'd just sit here?" "It's Dad." "We're at the gate." "Don't!" "Go back!" "What's wrong?" "Turn around now!" "Right now!" "My God, what's going on?" " nicolas!" " Listen to me." "The animals have gone mad." "David and Dad are dead." "The fertilizer." "It's in the water." "The animals attacked us." "Get out now!" "Watch the traps!" "Wait, Dad!" "Is Nathan all right?" "Do what I tell you!" "Don't tell a soul!" "Watch out!" "nicolas!" "They didn't fall for it." "They're too primitive to fall into a trap!" "What are you doing?" "Giving 'em some bait." "Not now!" "Wait until we're out!" "Nathan, we're gonna die!" "I can't do it!" "I can't, damn it!" "Kick it, god damn it!" "Nathan, we're gonna die!" "Out!" "Get out!" "Drop it!" "Drop it." "You counting on Marie to clean this up too?" "I won't need her to settle this." "After what you've seen and my brother's death, you didn't think you'd live?" "No, not at all." "After what I saw and David's death, you think I'd give you a loaded gun?" "What now?" "You gonna turn me over to the cops?" "You think OIaire would forgive you?" "No." "OIaire, wait!" "Nathan!" "OIaire." "OIaire!" "What the hell is going on?" "No time to talk!" "Get in the car!" " What's happening?" " Stay there!" "Where's NicoIas?" "Where is he?" "Where's my husband?" "He's dead." "Mom!" "OIaire." "Don't!" "Whatever you do!" "OIaire!" "Nathan." "OIaire." "OIaire." "Nathan." "Nathan." "Nathan." "Oh, shit!" "Wait." "Don't move!" "Hang on..." "Nathan." "Nathan!" "Nathan?" "Nathan." "Nathan!" "Shit!" "Nathan." "No!" "I'II bleed to death." "OaII an ambulance!" "You're bleeding so badly!" "OaII an ambulance." "No!" "It's okay..." "It's gonna be okay..." "Shit." "It's gonna be all right." "Shit." "Emergency medical Services..." "Your call will be answered..." "hello?" "Is anyone there?"

"I saw you walking." "May I drop you somewhere?" "No, thanks." "I'm strolling." "Hey!" "This is Africa!" "It's too hot to stroll." "Hop in." "I'll drive you." "Hello." "That's my son." "Where are you headed?" "To Limbe." "You're a tourist?" "Sort of." "Where can I drop you?" "The bus station, please." "Are you broke?" "No, but I don't feel like taking a taxi." "Going native, huh?" "Are you from Limbe?" "No." "Thanks, again." "Are you going to Douala?" "The next bus leaves in an hour." "What a drag!" "Come on, I'm going to Douala, too." "What's your name?" "France." ""Vive la France!"" "France!" "Next year, I'll widen this road." "France, stay close by." "Here's my riddle." "Yes." ""At the edge of the road, a black thread."" ""A lively ant."" "What's worse, this crate has no brakes left!" "You're going to kill us!" "It's only a question of safety, darling." "Slowing down would surely cause an accident." "Look!" "No feet!" "Isn't it..." "Marc, please!" "That's how it is!" "We're going." "Everything's ready, gov'nor." "Fine." "Baby ant..." "I'll see you in ten days." "Remember, write to grandma." "Yes." "Marc, should I order these books from Paris?" "Fasten the donkey's strap." "Done." "Last time we lost half the coffee rations." "You were saying?" "Never mind." "No kiss?" "You'll do fine without me, Madame Governor." "Remember to visit the Norwegians." "Thanks, Protée, I entrust them to you." "Take good care of them." "You can serve coffee now." "Then it's time for a nap." "You're not in bed?" "You'll see, You'll turn black, and your father will scream!" ""Ru..." ""...dolf" ""Dieneck."" ""Kur Wess."" "Kurt Weiss." "Kurt Weiss." "Weiss." "Did the Germans lose the war in France, too?" "Oh, yes, everywhere." "Do you think we'll be buried here?" "Would you like a citronells, madame?" "No, thank you, Protée." "I'm trying to turn in." "Turn off the lights." "Good night." "Good night, madame." "Listen, Dieudonné..." "If the king had given me..." "No, wait." "If the king had..." "If the king had given me Paris, his great city" "But without my luv with me" "I would tell King Henri, take back your Paris" "My luv means far more to me, oh, yes" "What does "my luv" mean?" ""My luv" is my love." ""..." "And the money for Aunt Minni." ""I won't forget to send you 3,000 francs soon." ""For Citabella's wedding." ""I'm expecting a letter from you..." ""but as they say, no news is good news." ""Dear parents, I wish you a long and healthy life." ""God bless you." "Your devoted son."" "Protée, hurry up." "We must get back!" "Protée must get back!" "Must get back!" "Must get back!" "As you wish, ma'am Gov'nor." "For whom is that letter?" "For my fiancée." "It's hot." "Did you spice it?" "Eat." "Come quickly." "Is it the hyena?" "Yes." "I think so." "Don't move." "Don't be afraid." "Protée!" "Stay here, I'll be back." "Shit!" "Protée!" "I'm here, madame." "Where have you been?" "I've called you for an hour!" "Didn't you hear the hyena?" "Come on!" "Come on in!" "It should be here..." "I'm sure Marc keeps it here." "Here." "What about the bullets, madame?" "Where are you going?" "I'll check around the house, madame." "No!" "No, stay with me." "Settle down here." "That awful beast could come in here any time." "Go to sleep now." "Good night, madame." "Thank you, Protée." "What's he saying?" "For two months, lions have been attacking herds." "Tell him I'll organize beats." "He says white men's beats are bad." "Man must hunt the lion with a knife... and with arrows, freeboy." "Thank you for coming." "First the panthers, then the hyenas." "You really attract trouble, Nansen." "They've got a soft spot for you." "It's God's will, isn't it?" "Maybe, but I brought you food." "Thank you very much." "Come, have some tea." "Hello, Martha." "Are you well?" "Really, Nansen, I don't know what keeps you here!" "Look at your wife!" "She's at her wits' end!" "Time to leave!" "I must evangelize the natives." "I'm a soldier of God." "Everything is fine!" "You are totally zany, Nansen!" "France!" "Protée!" "We're leaving." "Enoch, it's over!" "The Yorkshire pudding, custard cream, boiled meat." "Stop!" "Enough!" "You understand?" "Explain it to him, Protée." "This book, there must be hundreds of recipes in it!" "I want French cuisine!" "Variety!" "Pies, salads..." "Do you understand?" "Madame, Enoch can't read." "You're joking!" "He's always got his nose in his book!" "He's going to drive me crazy!" "What's wrong with him?" "He doesn't want to cook anymore." "You say he's a bad chef." "And you always yell at him like his first wife." "As soon as the master is away, you all take advantage." "I'm fed up!" "Push all this out, all right, Robespierre?" "Not the tomatoes, madame?" "Not the tomatoes, just the weeds!" "Mommy!" "We have visitors!" "Ma'am Gov'nor!" "Ma'am Gov'nor!" "There's people arriving!" "Many of them!" "Come on over there!" "They're there!" "Jonathan Boothby!" "Enoch." "It's tonight or never, very English!" "Perfect, or... or..." "Enoch, I don't understand any of what you're saying." "France!" "Hurry up!" "Don't forget the port." "I'll take care of the wine." "And... what else?" "Oh, yes!" "Red sash, and take your shower in the last minute." "Yes?" "The Englishman is wearing his tuxedo." "Oh, no!" "Give this to Marie-Jeanne." "A touch with the iron will do." "Madame, shall I serve the drinks?" "Wait, come in." "Come closer." "Help me, Protée, would you?" "Help me." "You're crazy, Jonathan!" "I had no idea." "Opportunities for dancing are rare here, you know." "Solitude, Aimée." "Me?" "The only time I'm alone is in the shower." "Look, Jonathan." ""This house is the last house on earth."" "The German official who inscribed this phrase... is buried here." "Marc is a dreamer, you know." "Does he still keep his bloody Bororo diaries?" "Marc and his notebook!" "They say this official was killed by one of his "boys."" "Last time I visited here, you were away." "We spoke and spoke, and we drank." "And toward morning you understand?" "So close, that we slept together." "...felt bizarre... because I have that same feeling with you, Aimée." "I think there's a... spell on this house." "You're tipsy, Jonathan." "Tipsy." "I think that's the best." "I'm leaving tomorrow at dawn." "The queen of England is ugly." "If he has a hairy back, he has a hairy bottom." "Your Englishman is more handsome when he's dressed." "He's not my Englishman!" "Did you see his legs, honey?" "They're like twigs!" "I'm sleepy." "Is that you, Protée?" "I'm waiting to turn off the generator, madame." "The ticks will eat your feet!" "Here's my riddle." "Yes." ""A charming young girl..." ""weaves children around her neck."" "The papaya tree!" "Where are they going?" "Toward the Benoué." "Did you see other herds?" "Many?" "Yes, they'll all come from the north." "They're certainly heading for the Benoué." "Any sick livestock?" "No, none, governor." "Do your work!" "What are you doing here?" "I made the bed." "Now I'm tidying up." "I forbid you to fiddle with my belongings." "I don't want anyone nosing around my bedroom." "Get out." "Protée." "Bring me some water, please." "I feel like taking a shower." "Mommy, let's go home." "Why do you go to the cemetery?" "Because I like it." "It's a quiet place." "Hurry up." "I'm coming, Etienne." "Forgive me." "Aimée!" "France!" "Good morning, sir." "Is everything all right, Protée?" "Madame is in her bedroom, sir." "Aimée?" "Aimée, are you ill?" "You're not disappointed to see your freeboy, honey?" "Silly." "You frightened me." "I only expected you tomorrow." "I'm filthy." "I'm hungry." "Here." "You disgust me." "Dirty nigger." "It's too late." "The meat is overcooked now." "Hair?" "Head?" "Forehead?" "Eyes?" "Nose?" "Mouth?" "Teeth?" "Tummy?" "Chest?" "It fell behind the mountain." "That's enough now, baby ant." "Planes don't fall." "They go beyond the horizon." "What's the horizon?" "Go to sleep now." "I'll explain it tomorrow." "The plane fell into the mountain." "My dear compatriot..." "Please forgive this arrival, so full of fanfare... but we swept up everything we found on the way." "Allow me to introduce myself." "Captain Védrine, pilot." "Last night I had to land somewhere in the mountain." "Mechanical troubles." "Absurd!" "A propeller bearing broke." "I must confess that without... the intrepid assistance of these young boys... my passengers and I... would still be lost somewhere in the bush." "Marc Dalens, District Officer." "Not the best circumstances." "You flew over our house last night?" "Affirmative." "Courbassol, my navigator and associate." "Glad to meet you." "Anyone hurt?" "No, no one." "Allow me to present my unfortunate passengers." "Machinard, a colleague of yours, I believe, and his wife." "Machinard, what brings you here?" "I'm replacing Bonaventure in M'Banga." "We came from Fort Lamy." "I wanted to make a small detour." "It's Mireille's first trip." "She's discovering Africa." "We just got married." "We're on our honeymoon." "Congratulations!" "Welcome to north Cameroon." "Make yourselves at home." "We'll take care of everything." "You'll see, M'Banga is different, greener." "Here comes Delpich, our charming planter." "Delpich, we thought we'd lost you on the way!" "Leave me alone, Védrine!" "I'm losing money here every single minute!" "You should be in a nut house, not flying a damn bird!" "Delpich, Joseph, coffee grower." "Marc Dalens." "Cut the ceremonies, just get me out of here." "I'll radio Douala and Vaounde." "We'll find a way." "My wife will settle you in our house." "You're in good hands." "Where did I fall, anyway?" "Mindif, in the Diamaré region." "30 kilometers south-east of Maroua." "Mindif?" "Védrine, tell me I'm dreaming!" "Getting spare parts could take weeks, you know." "I'm afraid so." "I'm starving." "Wait, Dalens." "That's Thérése, my housekeeper." "She's a bit shy." "Did you turn the mattresses before making the beds?" "Yes, madame." "They're stuck for a month." "A runway must be built." "France, stay out of the way." "Hello, Djatao." "How are you?" "Your husband claimed there's not a single jalopy available!" "Please accept this gift for your guests from the airplane." "Is this taxi yours?" "Delpich, please meet our dear friend Wadjirt Djatao." "Mr. Delpich is a coffee planter." "In the south, correct?" "Yeah." "How much for driving me to Yaoundé?" "Would you join us for lunch, Djatao?" "No, thank you, Aimée." "It's Ramadan." "Fine." "Just name your price." "Good-bye, Aimée." "Thank you for your kindness, Djatao." "It's superb!" "Thank you." "I got it." "Here." "This is my last offer." "How much?" "How much?" "Fuck it!" "Do they run things around here?" "Protée, take the goat away." "Yes, madame." "In 10 days you'll be at your post, Machinard." "You think so?" "Yes, Marc received a cable." "Protée, you can serve coffee." "M'Banga... you're lucky!" "See, Mereille?" "I told you." "A nice little spot, M'Banga." "It's a bit humid, I hear." "It's like having cotton balls... stuffed in your lungs and nostrils all day." "Actually, I like the forest." "The rot smell is so strong it's like a drug." "What's worse are the little crawlers." "They hide under the bed, swarm in wash basins." "They even stick inside your shoes." "The thought of lifting the mosquito net is nauseating." "Gentlemen, you make it seem worse than it is." "That's not all!" "Mosquitoes, OK." "Less than month ago... a whole family of settlers was found cut into slices." "Delpich, please, you're exaggerating!" "Their heads were in geranium pots on the veranda." "All this just 10 kilometers from M'Banga." "A festering center of revolt." "And whose fault, I ask you." "I never sleep without my piece under the pillow." "Protée!" "Take these men to the kitchen." "They were on the road all day." "I have good news for you." "Our friend, Randall, is coming to help, with 20 men." "Sir?" "Mind your own business." "That's nice." "Not in bed yet, doll?" "Isn't she cute?" "Well, I'm going to bed." "Good night." "Here's your seed, my little chickadee." "What's wrong with you, Védrine?" "Don't worry." "A minor attack of marsh fever." "I'm used to it." "Look there... where I'm pointing my finger." "See that dust?" "It's Randall." "Glad to see you." "I'll bet you are." "Monique." "Here's the most beautiful!" "How are you?" "And little Paul?" "He's wearing me out." "Go over there." "Wait, Segalen." "I'll make the introductions." "Marc Dalens." "Hello." "Courbassol, co-pilot." "My wife Aimée." "Excuse me, I'll join the others." "He's a little... strange." "Tell me how it happened." "Right now road work is slow." "It's Ramadan." "I'll try to get you transportation home." "Where did you find your Segalen?" "He's an ex-seminarian." "I don't know much about him." "One day, he showed up." "What's he doing in Africa?" "Who knows?" "He says he's crossing Africa on foot." "Monique thinks he's a saint." "You don't belong here, Segalen." "Come to my house in Mindif." "You're more than welcome." "Tony adores him." "Luc is wonderful with Paul." "He's set his mind on starting him on Latin." "Really?" "Really, Paul is talented." "He's handsome." "Who?" "Your boy." "People no longer know how to drink coffee." "They really don't." "I always add a few chips of bitter chocolate... two or three grains of salt... and to top it off... a touch of cinnamon." "Disgusting." "Makes me regret I grow it." "Should I fix it?" "Go ahead." "It'll taste better." "I know a church behind a hamlet" "Where a fine steeple is reflected in the water" "In the pure water of the river" "It's a joke, Luc." "You left everything at home." "I have all I need." "And your books?" "Keep them." "Luc, come home with us." "Kiss little Paul for me." "Bastard." "Here's your seed, my little chickadee." "I had a premonition." "I told Thérése..." ""Chickadee, pack the suitcase." "Tonight, we'll be far away."" "What time is it?" "Early." "Luc, we have plenty of room." "You can have your own space." "No, thanks, Marc." "I'm really fine here." "Try these." "They're for you." "Thank you, Protée." "Please bring another cup." "I'll go check on the runway's progress." "Then I have an inheritance matter to settle in Japat." "Want to come?" "Not today, thank you." "May I?" "If you like." "It's just my notes from when I travel." "Did you see mr." "Luc this morning?" "He's bathing outside, madame." "What do you mean, outside?" "In the boys' area, madame." "I'll do it, madame." "No, never mind." "The sheets and pillow cases need changing." "All done?" "Look!" "Move over." "We need two more meters." "Rip these out and flatten it." "They're madam's flowers." "You want to play?" "Don't argue." "It's the only spot where we can play in the shade." ""Amidst bronzed black African faces..." ""the white skin color evokes something akin to death."" ""In 1891, I, myself," ""having seen only colored people for months..."" "What is it, Protée?" "I'm bringing lemon squash, madame." ""In 1891, I, myself, having seen only..."" "Put the tray down, Protée." ""In 1891, I, myself..." ""having seen only colored people for months..." ""once again saw Europeans near the Benoué." ""I found white skin unnatural..." ""next to the fullness of black skin."" ""Then why blame the natives for considering the white man..." ""as something contrary to nature..." ""as a supernatural or fiendish creature?"" "Aim or shoot!" "It's a "bird head!"" "Protée, go and get the pickup, please." "What are you doing here?" "Not in bed?" "She's swallowing her tongue." "Put a spoon in her mouth." "Let's get Prosper from the village." "With a spoon, honey." "He's at the school with the teacher." "His wife gave me his case." "What do they do at night at the school?" "They're talking, sir." "Yes, I know." "Prosper!" "Prosper, come quickly!" "I need you." "I have your case." "Where's my wife?" "At Mrs. Machinard's bedside." "Prosper, it's the room on the right." "Thank you." "Protée's starting the generator." "Prosper treated us all." "So we're saved, Dalens." "We're saved." "It isn't possible, Dalens." "Have you no one else who can treat her?" "Are you serious, Machinard?" " I'm leaving, sir." " I'll walk you." "I wouldn't mind, but my wife needs a real doctor." "I pity you." "The car's coming early tomorrow." "You'll be in Yaoundé soon." "Dirty nigger!" "You're a doctor?" "You're not good enough to wipe a white man's ass." "Well, I understand, Mireille." "That's the way to speak to them." "All right, all right." "Leave him alone, Segalen." "Oh, I forgot the loop-the-loop king." "You make me sick." "André, I don't feel well." "One can't say a word without being accused of the worst things." "A nice trio, Dalens!" "You, your wife, and the parasite." "I'm just discussing!" "All right, that's enough." "Prosper, yop-la-boom, he's the man all the ladies seek" "Prosper, yop-la-boom, he's the king of the street" "One day, we'll get kicked out of here." "Good luck." "This is the boys' shower." "Protée... you're a pain." "Aimée, it's the most beautiful bathroom in the world." "In French, most words ending in "e"" "are feminine." "However, some masculine words end in a silent "e."" "Go ahead, Protée." "I don't observe Ramadan." "What's the matter?" "The boss said to tell you the truck from Douala is here." "It's the propeller." "Let's go." "Our dear Dalens can't wait until we leave." "The runway is almost finished... but let me point out... that if the rains are slightly early this year... we're back to square one for at least 4 months." "Protée, please bring the fruit." "A half?" "Gladly." "Listen to the night sounds." "Listen carefully." "It's deadly." "Don't exaggerate." "Aimée..." "I've decided not to eat with your guests anymore." "You think I enjoy squatting between Enoch, who rambles on, and Protée, who pouts?" "Right, Protée?" "Say it bothers you that I'm here." "No?" "Well..." "I think he's mute." "Actually, Aimée... you'd like to be in my place, rubbing against Protée." "Come, I'll make room for you." "No?" "Madame?" "Thank you, Protée." "I don't need anything." "Beat it." "Leave me alone." "Must I repeat it, you son of a bitch?" "What?" "You don't like it?" "Fuck off!" "Go lick the boots of your bosses." "You're worse than the priests who raised you." "You still want to know what the horizon is?" "Are you asleep?" "When you look at the hills... beyond the houses and beyond the trees... where the earth touches the sky... that's the horizon." "Tomorrow, in the daytime, I'll show you something." "The closer you get to that line, the farther it moves." "If you walk towards it, it moves away." "It flees from you." "I must also explain this to you." "You see the line." "You see it, but it doesn't exist." "Do you want some chocolate?" "No, too early." "Thank you, Protée." "You're here." "Luc left?" "Yes?" "Yes, he left." "Without saying anything?" "Why didn't you wake me up?" "You always get taken in, Marc." "I'd rather Protée stopped working in the house." "Put him where you like..." "somewhere else." "Protée's very good." "Please, Marc." "He'll work in the garage." "Does it burn?" "Aimée." "Have a good trip." "Thank you." "Good-bye, Dalens." "No, it'll never fit." "See the size of my door?" "Let's go." "All aboard." "Forget the organ." "You two." "Move this thing." "It's in the way." "Let's go!" "I'll come back." "My son's name is Sawa." "His mother's a Sawa." "I'm Mungo." "Mungo is a nickname they gave me here." "My real name is William J. Park." "I'm an American negro." "You're not disappointed?" "Were you looking for a real native?" "Your son's asleep." "He'd be more comfortable in the back." "Do you mind?" "I want a Fanta." "OK, man, we'll stop for one." "I remember the day I arrived in Africa." "I was totally drunk." "In customs, I felt like kissing the officers, my brothers." "I told myself..." ""That's it, man, you're home."" "I kept my sweater on." "I didn't even realize I was dripping with sweat." "I got ripped off at the airport by the first cabbie." "He didn't give a damn that I was black." "He was probably right." "Brothers here, brothers there." "Yeah..." "I really stayed American." "They don't give a shit about guys like me here." "Here, I'm nothing." "I'm dreaming." "If I died now, I'd disappear totally." "You don't say much." "I've hung around Douala for two weeks." "I should be heading north." "I have my ticket." "You know people there?" "No." "There's a house I'd like to see again... but I don't know." "I'll come back around 10:00?" "Suit yourself." "That's my wife." "Now I live alone." "I was a big pain." "Where to?" "To the Novotel, please." "Thank you." "Give me your hand." "I'll tell you if you should go see your house." "Your palm is strange." "Can't see anything." "Let's have a drink." "I don't think so, babe." "Leave quickly before they eat you up." "Bye."

"I've got what?" " Chlamydia... it's a, uh, sexually..." " I know what it is." "There must be a mistake." "I don't have any symptoms." "I don't feel anything." "Which is not uncommon." "Have you been sexually active at all within the last year or two?" "We were, you know, safe, and the guy... there's no way he... you think that, but you never know." "Antibiotics will take care of it." "So, my grandma Reynolds was always saying," ""when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. "" "I wish she was still alive, because I'd really like to ask what she suggests for when life gives you chlamydia." "Please, get a room... in Australia." "Hey, we're practicing for the prom." "What debutante bit you and turned you into a prom zombie?" "We just gave in..." "The Whole Nine Yards... the ridiculous dress, the tux, lobster dinner, limo." "I mean, it happens once." "Why not go all out?" "'Cause no one sold you as an indentured servant to Butters." "Mac, I didn't think he'd actually... he's picking me up in a hummer limousine, we're having dinner on a replica pirate ship, and I suspect he's hired a zeppelin for the ride home." "I'm gonna fill my pockets with rocks, get a good grip on your ankle, and I'm gonna jump off the top of..." "Attention, students." "Due to a significant number of alcohol violations on the senior trip, this year's prom has been canceled." "That is all." "Yes!" "Prayer works!" "Hello?" "Woody, to what do I owe..." "What... right now?" "What room number?" "I swear it's not what it looks like." "Okay, it is what it looks like." "And that is?" "Do... do I have to spell it out?" "She's with the incorporation campaign." "We had a few cocktails." "She must have mixed with pills or something, because she just..." "This is not a proud moment for me." "I need help to take care of this." "I'm on retainer to help Terrence Cook, not take care of things." ""Mayor brings mistress to E.R." "Booze, pills, underwear." "Film at 11:00."" "Please, Keith." "I'll get her to the hospital, and I'll be discreet." "Okay." "But don't get the wrong idea." "This is not the sort of thing I do." "Okay." "Thank you." "I owe you big-time, Keith." "Hey." "Have you ever been stalked?" "As a matter of fact... because someone's stalking me." "I was hoping you might have some tips or something." "Dancing around in your underwear with the curtains open is always good, and if you're in chat rooms and they suggest meeting face-to-face, do it in an abandoned railroad car down by the riverside." "No, no, no." "I mean for catching the guy." "I keep seeing this car following me around." "Can you describe it?" "It's totally nondescript." "I mean, that's what's so unique about it." "Um, okay." "Any reason anyone would want to follow you around?" "Well, last week at karaoke," "I did "can't get you out of my head", and I dedicated it to this table of cute guys, but then I realized they weren't cute." "They were dweeby pan high guys, and not the nice nerd kind, but the weird, creepy... potential stalker kind?" "Is there any way that you could do some P.I. thing?" "For you?" "The daughter of the most powerful man in town?" "That's a marker I want." "Come to my house after school." "Something I can help you with?" "You should really keep your office locked." "I want my hard drive back." "Come on." "My friend saw you take it from my apartment." "Your friend Liam, the drug dealer who tried to shoot me." "There was an intruder in my house." " He feared for his life." " Out of curiosity, did your husband know that you kept your own place?" "Did he know about your jail time or that you're not even really you?" "If the hard drive reappears by friday, I won't press charges." "I filled out the form." "Me sending it to me..." "no paper trail." "Mrs. C, I trust you're well." "Oh, well, if it isn't little miss teen getaway." "Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble." "Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for..." " Veronica!" " I was gonna say "cute. "" "Ms. Casablancas was just leaving." "So, what did the doctor say?" "Well, you got your money's worth." "What does that mean?" "It means... the stethoscope was freezing." "But I'm fine." "Tip-top." "Can I borrow the remote cameras tonight?" "What for?" "For a school project?" "I don't believe you." "Okay, this girl I know suspects that one of several creepy weirdos she sang a kylie minogue song to at karaoke night might be following her around." "We're trying to narrow down which one it is." "I like your first answer better." "You can earn it." "send a copy to everyone on our business contact sheet, see if anyone can find him." "Hey who is this charming fellow?" "The charming fellow who hired the escort to steal Cliff's briefcase." " And his heart." "Poor cliff." " Yeah." "She must have been something, 'cause he won't shut up about it." "Cameras are on the roof, so if this guy followed you here, we should be able to spot him." "Wow!" "How "Mission Impossible"." "I feel like, at any moment," "Tom Cruise is gonna dangle from the ceiling on cables." "Great." "Now I won't be able to sleep." "I hope he doesn't try to marry me." "There." "That's the car." "Isn't it totally nondescript?" "That's a 2002 silver galant." "We should order him pizza." "He would totally freak." "Why stop at pizza, Gia?" "Bet you a hot-oil rubdown would really show him." "And you can just look him up right there on your computer?" "That's awesome." "Actually, I'm updating my netflix queue." "No, wait." "I think we got him." "Leonardo d'Amato?" "God, what kind of a loser is that?" "Greek italian." "I used to go out with him." "Hey, how's it going?" "Oh, this is gonna be good." "What?" "You have that "I'd-rather-be-making- out-with-a-broken-bottle" look, which, if history serves, means you're about to say something awkward." "This?" "This is my "I'd-rather-be-spelunking" look." "It's like you don't know me at all." "All right." "So, let's have it." "So... you remember Duncan." " Right, blue eyes." " Right." "Yes." "You wouldn't happen to know if he was with... and by "with," I mean "with"... uh, someone other than Meg?" "Well, there was this one girl." "She was, uh, blonde, petite." "Smelled of marshmallows and Promises." "Promises?" "That's the name of my perfume." "You know, generally speaking," "I've kind of grown immune to your left-field questions, but I'm gonna bite on this one." "What do you care who Duncan did when Duncan did do dudettes?" "Would you believe it's for a college application?" "Weird, huh?" "You and Meg..." "that's all I know about." "Duncan didn't talk about his sex life much, though." "But he'd blush and shower a lot." "That's how you'd know he was getting some." "Well, I'm gonna miss these moments." "You going somewhere?" "Oh, you see this?" "Uh, this is high school." "We're here for four years, and then we move on, and all these people you see every day vanish from your life, and you never have to think about them again." "So we should savor our remaining moments." "You should come to alterna-prom." "I don't know what that is." "Wow." "You and your drunk 09er buddies get the prom canceled and then use your inherited wealth to throw a private prom." "When you say it like that, it sounds unjust." "How does it sound when you say it?" "Glamorous." "So, are you coming?" "What?" "You'd rather be spelunking?" "No, I'd rather be strapped down on an anthill." "Man, you've really lost it." "I was going to console Jackie and Wallace that night." "You got their prom canceled, remember?" "Well, bring them along." "And bring whoever." "We, with our inherited wealth, don't mind... as long as you bathe and keep your hands off the silver." "I'll consider it." "Where does any disgraced former lawman go?" "Private security, baby." "Ooh, it sounds exotic." "Nah, it's boring..." "big firm, tons of B.S." "Same old Leo." "I got to admit I was surprised to hear from you, Veronica." "I figured after the eased-out- of-the-department episode," "I kind of fell off your radar." "Are you kidding?" "My radar is vast." "So, how's your love life?" "Terrible." "How's yours?" "Also terrible." "So, is that, maybe, why you've been stalking miss Goodman here?" "Hi." "It's Gia." "Same old Veronica." "It's not stalking." "It's personal security." "Miss Goodman is a job." "I'm a job?" "Your dad hired the firm." "A couple of us were assigned to keep an eye on you." "Want to go say "hi" to Earl?" "I'm sure he's parked outside." "Why does he want Gia watched?" "I just punch the clock." "My bosses don't share that kind of stuff with me." "I assume there's been some sort of threat, but I don't know." "Is that why you wanted to see me?" "That was pretty much it, yeah." "Well, I'm a little disappointed." "It was good seeing you again, Veronica." "Miss Goodman." "You went out with him?" "He's cute... in a tough, mumbly kind of way." "Why would my dad hire security?" "I wonder if it has anything to do with that thing with your dad." "What thing?" "I don't know why they're making such a big deal of it." "I mean, a girl drinks too much..." "that's not your dad's fault." "He's just doing what he was hired to." "Just make sure those vans are at the Senior Center at 9:00 sharp." " Yeah." "Thanks." "I got to run." "Bye." " Woody?" "You blame me for this?" " Keith, please, let me explain." " "When reached for comment," "Goodman's office said "Mars had been engaged to investigate leaks," ""but mr." "Goodman had interceded when he learned the investigator had plied the staffer with alcohol"." "Look you're right." "You're right." "I help you, and this is what I get?" "How could I know the manager had a camera?" "I'm sorry I had to do this, but there's just so much riding on this incorporation vote." "I think you may be confused about something, Woody." "I'm voting against incorporation." "So, I dropped by my dad's office and asked him about the security thing." "He said it was nothing, just normal election precautions, and he agreed to pull the security detail once I told him that it was creeping me out." "Okay." "So, that's good, right?" "But then I got home, and I found this." "That's my brother." "I know." "I met him, remember?" "What do you think it is?" "Something very creepy." "Is a lunch lady who does body building human interest?" "Human, maybe." "Interest, no." "I can't believe I'm expected to meet newspaper deadline when I have some creepy dude stalking me." "Do you know who that is..." "the woman with the camera?" "That's mrs." "Harmon." "You don't think she has..." "No, look where she's shooting." "Whoever made this, she probably got him on that video." "Do you think you can get that tape?" "Look, off the record, Lloyd." "It's not that I never worked for Woody, but I never investigated any leaks and I never used a bottle of scotch to question a campaign staffer." "Then you might want to put that out there on the record." "Woody's pushing this whole thing on you, Keith." "We had him on a conference call..." "all off the record, of course... and he more or less implied he caught you taking advantage of this girl," "Jennifer Stansfield." "You don't believe me, talk to the staffer, Stansfield." "You know, funny thing about her." "After you dropped her off at the hospital, she took off before being treated and now no one can track her down." "Batting cages." "There's one up north." "We could get some flowers, play a little music, take out some chinese." "The prom is canceled and you want to take me to a batting cage instead?" "Y eah." "It's for that so-casual- it's-super-romantic thing." "That's not a thing." "That's male wishful thinking." "But I want to wear my dress." "Think fancy." "Can we do it anyway?" "Maybe this afternoon." "No, I'm going to see my dad in the hospital." "How's that going?" "Strange, but great." "It's never been worse for him, but between us... best it's ever been." "For the first time ever, it's like one of my parents actually has time for me." "Okay, I have news." "The senior memories, once thought lost forever, can, in fact, be generated, after all, albeit in a slightly degraded form." "The rich kids are throwing a private replacement prom." "Damn, they just privatizing everything these days." "Alterna-prom?" "Hmm... formal attire." "That's what I'm talking about." "Please don't give us the tux speech again." "What?" "You mean... how when I put on a tux," "I make James Bond look like Cletus, the slack-jaw yokel." "Shh!" "Oh, please tell me Butters knows nothing about this." "Hey, what's up?" "Eehh... did you say, uh, alterna-something?" "Not exactly who I was expecting to see." "They're finally allowing non-family visitors." "Thought I'd drop by, find out what the hell you were doing breaking into the Dumas family home." "She said she was writing a story... a tell-all... about the gambling, the debt, about... how I threw a playoff game." "And when the bus thing hit, I was worried her parents would find it." "So when you're accused of taking out a busload of kids to off your lover, you decide your best move is to break into her parents' house?" "Well, their unlocked garage, actually, but, yeah." "This whole bus thing..." "I'm not their man." "But if that story about throwing the playoff game ever got out," "I'm ruined." "Hey, there's my girl." "Good afternoon, mr." "Mars." "It's that time of day again... clubhouse gossip." "My favorite time of day." "Okay, I'll be in touch." "You keep him out of trouble." "I'll try." "So, what have we got?" "Well, it seems that Mets manager Willie Randolph is not happy." "So I told mrs." "Harmon that my friend's boyfriend might have been at the game with another girl." "Clever." "Not bad." "You just might have a future in this racket." "Look." "That's a Neptune letterman jacket." "He's gone." "But the letterman jacket's got to be something, right?" "There." "Look." "You see?" "The red truck." "It's gone, and so is he." "It must be his." "Snap." "So now we just need to find a varsity letterman who drives a red pickup, and we've got our stalker." "I wanted to see what it was like getting your news off the ground." "And the stories... so tawdry." "There was one yesterday about you getting a girl drunk." "I can't believe it." "What?" "You don't think a girl would have a few drinks with me?" "I just read otherwise." "Enjoy your headlines." "Got to go vote." "So, special ballot measure number 51... should Neptune consolidate its wealth and exclusivity at the expense of the poor and the unglamorous?" "Answer... no." "Who are you taking to the alterna-prom?" "Well, I considered a lot of chicks, but finally, I figured I'd just go stag." "I mean, it's not the prom." "It's the alterna-prom." "Why narrow my options?" "You shot down, huh?" "It's like a conspiracy." "Yeah, it's a good thing we're graduating." "Sounds like you've hit that point where every girl in school knows you." "Bring on the sorority girls." "Dude!" "You need me to bring anything to the big bash?" "'Cause if it's one thing I know how to do right, it's pot luck." "Uh... which big bash is that?" "Alterna-prom." "I make these killer brownies." "The secret..." "it's all in the Butter." "The student parking-permit list doesn't show any red pickups, but that doesn't mean much here, as it's not uncommon for certain students to trade up to new rides whenever they get bored." "So either our mystery student doesn't drive to school, or I'm barking up the wrong tree." "So, the only red pickup on the list belongs to a girl..." "I don't care about that." "Oh, I thought we were..." "What I do care about what your stupid dad thinks he's doing." "Gia..." "So, now he's saying that it was my dad in that motel and he was sleeping with a hooker he paid in campaign money?" "My dad didn't get that woman drunk." "That's all he said." "I just don't get you people." "I just don't." "And there will be no incorporated town of Neptune, as the special ballot measure goes down by a three-point margin." "Many point to the supervisor's ongoing scandals as a deciding factor." "No official comment yet from the supervisor's office, but... so Neptune has to keep us." "What's a yacht without barnacles?" "So, I'm stuck on something and hoped you could help me." "Absolutely." "Unless it's physics or chemistry... or math or in english." "P.E..." "I was good at P.E." "So, some guy's been stalking Gia." "I got a tape of him shooting Gia's brother's soccer game." "Hey, what do you mean, "him shooting"?" "She found a DVD this guy sent to her house... creepy footage of her." "When did she get this?" "The other day." "Let me show you something." "He got this last month... hired me to look into it, figuring some antiincorporation guy crossed the line." "That's the same thing he told Gia when she asked about the security detail." "Until I figured out that this was shot before incorporation was announced." "All of a sudden, I'm off the case, and his gardener confessed out of the blue." "So what does that mean?" "Woody's scared of something and he's lying about it and it's serious." "I want you to leave that tape with me and stay away from this case." "This is more than just some obsessed school kid, and I don't want you sticking your nose in." "And I mean that, you understand?" "Miss Mars, what do you think you're doing?" "Just some clerical business." "This is study hall." "If you wanted clerical hall, you should have signed up for clerical hall." "Mr. Echolls, so glad you could join us... late." "And that is what happens when you never get laid." "Well, why don't you invite him to your bitchin' party?" "Hey, speaking of my bitchin' party, a funny thing happened." "That stoner dude, Corny..." "whom I don't recall inviting... offered to bring dessert." "Exactly how many losers are now coming to my party?" "You said invite whoever." "It didn't occur to you that I might not have meant it?" "What is that?" "Just some work stuff for my dad." "Why?" "Nothing." "It just looks like the guy my dad shared a cell with." "Now, that's a hell of a dress." "Gucci knock-off..." "still pretty slinky, though." "I thought you said your prom was canceled." "It was, but some kids are having kind of a replacement prom." "So Wallace and I are doing the whole thing..." "The dinner and the limo." "Oh, he got his tux, which, he's warning me, is some kind of insanely masculine mesmerizer of women." "You just better be careful, Jackie." "Relax, dad." "I learned the birds and the bees the hard way, remember?" "I mean it sounds like you're really falling for this Wallace guy." "He's a nice young man whom I like, yes." "Wait, are you trying to give me, like, fatherly advice?" "Trying." "How am I doing?" "Not bad for a novice." "I like Wallace, but I'm leaving for Paris." "We both know it, so there's no illusions... which is actually nice." "Deadline night." "I've been lying in wait to try to walk out with Gia to warn her about her dad, but either she's writing the greatest story about lunch-lady body building ever or she's determined to avoid me." "Hey, Gia, I was heading out and thought maybe..." "I'm really busy right now." "So, since strangling her would be counterproductive, that only leaves giving up." " Good night, Veronica." " Good night." " Hey, Veronica." " Hey, Lucky." "Dad, it's me." "I know you told me to stay away from this stalker thing, and I did." "But it just popped up right in front of me." "The red truck..." "it's the janitor's, and Gia's in the building with him." "Call me." "15 minutes, dad... that's all the longer I can be expected to wait." "Have taser, will travel." "That's..." "Kuwait." "And that's Iraq." "Wow." "Was that freaky?" "Was it freaky?" "You want to see freaky?" "It's a roadside bomb." "Boom!" "That was freaky." "Ugh!" "You know?" "The insurgency... always leaving us presents." "But, hell, you know, the whole world... is freaky." "Right?" "That is so wild." "Yeah." "I should do, like, a human-interest thing on you for the navigator." "You should." "Hey, let me show you something else." "What do you want?" "Hey." "Veronica Mars..." "just in time." "Do you want to see something freaky?" " Um..." " Hold on." "The guy with the red truck." "The varsity jacket." "Check it out." "I got this off an iraqi corpse." "This sucker will do some serious damage." "Serrated blade." "That's really cool, but, actually..." "We got to go." "Right." "I'm sorry." "Guess the human-interest story will have to wait." "That's too bad, 'cause I got some pretty crazy stuff I could tell you." "I know your dad, you know." "What the hell, man?" "The sheriff's on his way." "Don't move." "Get off me, man." "Why have you been stalking Gia?" "The videos and the break-ins... why?" "Screw you, man." "Just screw you." "He deserved it." "He deserved it!" "Everyone, freeze." "Keith, when you call the sheriff, you don't have to come yourself." "Would you get up off the man?" "You said you have evidence to back up what you said?" "And he basically confessed already." "We get him in a room for an hour..." "We?" "I appreciate the heads-up." "This is a law-enforcement matter now, mr." "Mars." "You can go." "Go on ahead to your party, honey." "Might be a little late tonight." "Madison." "Flying solo?" "Ditto." "Just me and the party pig." "Hold it." "What's that smell?" " Mac, you really do..." " Don't distract me..." "I'm plotting how to kill you and make it look like an accident." "Oh, hold it." "Sweet." "Penthouse, please." "All right." "God..." "longest elevator ride ever." "Wait for the space elevator." "They're designing it now... a huge elevator on a 100-mile carbon-polymer cable that goes all the way to space." "That'll be a long elevator ride." "Still not as long as this one." "Thank god." "Hey!" "Welcome." "So, tonight there's only one thing I ask of you." "Make senior memories." "Uh, that's why I brought the party pig." "Better watch yourself, Danielle." "Here comes me and my hog." "Soo-wee!" " Yo man." " Okay, how'ya doin'?" "Fine" "I need a drink." "Mac just had dinner on a pirate ship." "Back at the school, you were saying Woody deserved it." "Why?" "Did he do something to you?" "Someone you know?" "What are you looking at, nutjob?" "Cut him some slack, Don." "I wasn't talking to him, Keith." "I don't think he likes you." "I'm not stupid, you know." "I know it's weird to force someone to go to prom with you." "I know." "So why did you do it?" "Because I wanted to be true to myself." "I am weird." "I thought maybe you'd understand because... you're a little weird, too." "That's a compliment." "Oh." "Well, then you're really, really weird." "If this is how it's gonna be" "There's one thing that I gotta know tell me how you can leave me like that, don't you know it hurts so bad" "Senior year's almost over." "In a month, we might never see each other again." "Never." "Think about how long that is." "It's like forever, but worse." "I'm not gonna sleep with you." "We could fool around in the bathroom." "Old time's sake?" "Never..." "it's a long time, Madison." "Leave her alone, Dick." "You don't want to make her have to call the law, 'cause I hear the law really comes down hard." "Have you heard that?" "So, I guess you're here alone since Duncan, like, ran away or whatever." "You mean "took it on the lam"?" "'Cause I can't imagine what that's like." "Can you?" "Being on the lam." "I think you'd just want to close your eyes and pray for it all to end." "You'd have the cops crawling all over you." "Right?" "What do you think, Madison?" "There's Gia." "What does Madison care about Gia, Ronnie?" "What do you think the odds are of you and me hooking up by the end of the night?" "I happen to have them right here." "They are a googolplex to one." "Right on." "So I'll send over a bartender and check back in with you later." "Hey, Shelly..." "speaking of pork... want to meet my hog?" "Ow!" "You don't want to drink that." "Trust me." "Hey, thanks for rescuing me back at school." "That was cool." "And I'm sorry about what I said about your dad." "He's been called worse." "I thought I told you to get a room." "Already done got a room." "So, Mars," "I'm leaving it to you to represent the lower middle class at the Neptune alterna-prom." "You can't just leave me here." "We'd stay, but I just can't control myself." "It's the tux." "I'm telling you." "Alone again?" "Naturally." "I, uh..." "I know the feeling." "You?" "Host of the greatest private replacement prom ever?" "I'm sure you could have your pick of the bimbos." "I really like this song." "You know, I'm surprised, Veronica." "And as a keen observer of the human condition," "I thought you saw through people better than that." "I mean, bimbos?" "That's not me anymore." "So, what are you like now?" "You know... tortured." "Ever since I had my heart broken." "Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?" "Come on, you know I'm not talking about Hannah." "I thought our story was epic, you know?" "You and me." "Epic how?" "Spanning years and continents, lives ruined, bloodshed... epic." "But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all." "And then you'll leave town, and then then it's over." "Logan..." "I'm sorry about last summer." "You know, if I could do it over..." "Come on." "Ruined lives, bloodshed?" "You really think a relationship should be that hard?" "No one writes songs about the ones that come easy." "I have to go." "I have to go." "So, mayor Goodman." "Why do you want to scare that guy so bad?" "I mean, I admit, I'm no great fan of the man's policies, myself." "His policies?" "You see, that's the thing." "People always talk about him as this great guy." ""He's the mayor" "He makes good burgers"" ""He's awesome, Woody Goodman"" "She don't know what he really is." "What is he, really?" "You want to know?" "You might want to apologize to Sacks, who spent the last hour with his arm down that drain." "A couple more minutes." "Please, Don." "He's about to open up." "No can do." "He's going home now." "He just made bail." "Who bailed him out?" "Mr. Manning." "Mr. Manning?" "Meg Manning's father?" "Guess he's got a soft spot for weirdos." "Hey." "Must not have been that wild a party if you're up this early." "It was... whatever." "Ahh... whatever." "You can go ahead in now." "Good morning." "Hello." "First, let me say that I'm sorry for running out last night like I did." "I was a bit overwhelmed." "I needed to collect my thoughts, think about what you said." " Veronica..." " Let me just get this out." "I don't want to lose you from my life, either." "And I'm not saying I'm ready to dive back into anything, but... after graduation, let's make it a point to see each other," "see where that takes us." "Remember what you said about our relationship being epic?" "Oh, god." "Last night was kind of a blur." "Is that our room service?" "No." "Just Veronica Mars." "What a disappointment." "Come on, let's get you cleaned up." "Bye, Veronica." "Look, whatever I said, I..." "You should know..." "Stop."

"Our economy turned into ruins..." "Koreans who had never heard of the IMF have nevertheless felt unease at the arrival of... the IMF director to Korea." "the Korean economy collapsed because of the reckless expansion and careless wealth many at the risk of getting fired..." "Studies show that the Citizens of Busan are suffering the most." "Drug use in Busan is spreading to every age group." "Drug dealers are becoming active in the holiday season." "Citizens of Busan are turning to drugs to cope with the crisis." "BLOODY TIE" "Drug Dealers Roaming Busan Streets." "Hey Sunggeun." " did you get the money from Boss Kim?" " Yeah, I got it." " Hey, get home all right last night?" " Yes, yes." "Who's this?" "My district is Yunsan, home of 600 bars, hundreds of motels and arcades," "and over 30 thousand potential customers." "My best client list runs over a thousand," "Small jobs I give to my boy to handle." "Big jobs, I handle myself." "And I get whatever I want." "Wow!" "I give them happiness and they give me money." "Thanks to these fools who need the high," "I sell them bags of crystal meth to shoot up over and over" "I am a venture capitalist with a crazy 300% profit margin." ""Lee Sangdo", "Dealer" and Police Informant for 5 years." " Cash for the goods, sir." " Okay." "Kim Jiyoung Owner of Luxury Fashion Boutique" " What do you want?" " Just passing by." " Then keep moving." " The anniversary is tomorrow." " What anniversary?" " Your mother's death." "A death anniversary only matters to decent people who know how to properly care for the dead." "Animals like dogs and pigs don't do stuff like that." " Hey!" " They don't know how." "Why?" " Because they're fucking animals." " Come here." "Let go of me." "Are you feeling shitty because her death anniversary is coming up?" "Can't stand the guilt without shooting up?" " Listen." " Let go." "I can help you with that." "Want me to give you a hit?" "Who is it?" ""Lee Taekjo", "5"- "time drug felon." Released from jail for medical reasons." "Just looking at me?" "With a burning heart" " Hey, hey!" " Wow!" "Sunggeun you shithead!" "You fuck that crystal pussy your dick's gonna fall off." "Don't forget we're businessmen, not junkies!" "What are we gonna do" "We are a lonely couple" "Time passes us by" "Our love where is it going" "What are we gonna do" "We are a lonely couple" " Who the fuck?" " Fucking little shits." "Sangdo, good to see you." " Get them." " Yes, sir." "Fucking idiots." "Doh Jingwang Busan Narotics Detective" "Dealers are different from gangsters." "Their ultimate goal is to sell drugs, so business comes before loyalty." "Investigating through an informant, a good snitch, is the key to success." "A dealer who gets caught will sell out even his friends and family." "That's what a dealer is." "I'm raising this punk as a snitch because he is a born businessman." "He even has a beautiful history." "His mother burned to death while running drugs for his uncle." " What's going on?" " Sangdo's mother is inside." "Mom, mom!" "Let go." "Mom, mom!" "Mom!" "Let go." "His world crumbled around him, so I guess he had no other options." "He started at the bottom of the drug chain, and worked his way up." "But he's that rare bird that deals, but never shoots up." "He's a natural born businessman, this little shit." "4 years ago there was an incident that turned." "Doh's partner Detective Choi was horribly killed by Busan's drugpin." "That fucking drugpin, Jangchul, cut a deal with the District Attorney by ratting away a huge drug ring got out on bail and fled to China." " How can I go on, I can't live anymore." " Your husband." "Shit." "Get out!" "I promise to get revenge for your father's death." "Your husband, I'll get revenge." "He became a broken man after that." "Fucking low-life piece of shit." "Blackmailing dealers for cash and sorts, piece of shit!" "Fucking asshole detective." "Fuck." " What a killer view." " It's cold." "What do you want?" "I'm thinking about busting someone and I need your help." "Now who was your boss again Chairman Shin?" "Oh, come on." "I've never even seen his face." " You know that already." " Shut up until I'm finished, you little." "I'm talking about his right-hand man in charge of distribution." "Lee Changjoon." "Come on..." "Here, here." "You little shit." "Bring that over." "We just picked this up from your office." "Detective Kim, what's this worth?" "200 grams 2 years minimum." "What you gonna do?" "You're screwed, kid." "Think you can give up all this and rot in jail for two years?" "Fucking idiot." "Fuck!" "Stop right there, asshole." "Now listen up, you little rat." "The country is going down the toilet but you dealers are running rampant so Busan's become too fucked up." "Now Busan's District Attorney office is taking over narcotics." "So from bottom to top," "D.A. plans to fuck with the entire drug food chain." "Just let go first." " Let's lift him up." " Wait a second." " Wait, All right Oh!" "shit." " Alright, I won't do it." "Shit!" "I won't do it." "Oh, all right." "It's for real this time." "D.A. is cleaning it all up." "Do you wanna go down with them or do you wanna live?" "Let me get that right-hand guy." "Iwant a medal and a promotion too!" "If you do your part I'll take care of you." "When you meet up to get the drugs just give me one phone call." "Yongdu Mountain" "Don't ever change" "My fucking head." "Hello?" "Yes, sir." "Are you here?" "Yes, I see you." "It's really crowded today, right?" " Have you eaten yet sir?" " Stay alert." "You should talk to that owner of luxury." "Not paying up on time and shit." "Aren't you getting out?" "What?" "Where?" " What the hell." " By the General Statue?" "Yes." "Lee Sangdo, fucking stupid ass." " Don't mess this up, dumb fuck." " Just worry about your part." " What now." " you kidding me." "Hello?" " What the fuck?" " I don't no." " He says come up." " Up where?" "General Statue, General Statue!" "You fucking up?" " Think this is a picnic?" " You gotta get him." " Or I'm fucked." " Whatever, hang up." " Detective." " Fucking bastard." "What the fuck!" "Block it with the van!" "Stop, fucker!" "Open the door!" "Lee Changjoon, fucking stupid!" "Dunno what's right anymore." "This is how it is." "Need backup." "Come on, fuckers!" "What you doing?" "Put the knife down." "Don't you think you've used her enough?" "C'mon, you're a man." "This should be between you and me." " Put the knife down, asshole." " Shut up." "Changjoon, listen We found 2 kilos at her house." " Don't believe, Don't believe him." " Shit!" "God damn it!" "Are you okay?" "Stay still." "Shit, what do I do now?" "Damn it!" "Lead Suspect Dies in Pollice Drug Sting" "Internal Investigation on Excessive Police Force All Involved Offiicers Suspended" "Police Capture Escaping Suspect" " Shit!" " Let's go, bastard." "Where is Detective Do!" "Busan D.A. cracks Top Drug Family!" "Busan D.A. catches major family drug ring" ""D.A. also arrests hundreds of dealers", and shuts down the two other major rings." "It's the D.A. 's best result in 10 years of work." "The crackdown on the 3 drug rings has uncovered 30 kilos of methampheamine, worth a tremendous $10 million enough for a million people." "This crackdown is the first for our country..." "I was just doing my job, this is just the beginning." "Little fucker." "What the fuck!" "So he's the damn hero, huh?" "You're ready." "Come here." "Wait." "Hold on." "I can't, it's dead." "What's wrong with you lately?" "Something wrong?" "Wrong?" "There is one thing." "I heard this once in high school." "It was a saying by that guy Socrates." "'Know Thyself." "Back then I thought it was bullshit." "But, when I think about it now I think it really is a wise saying." "Why?" "I'm suffering like this right now exactly because I don't know myself." "If you want a way out," "get me some money." "So that I can set up a small business." "Going back to work, right?" "Reinstated?" "Should I just quit?" "Quit." "What else you gonna do?" "Busan Jail" "Shit." "Hey fucker!" "C'mon, c'mon.!" "Cigarette, give me a cigarette!" "How much did the lawyer cost?" "$5,000 for retainer $20,000 for getting you out." "That was rent money no more office." "It's tough these days." "Why?" "Stuff is getting around but I don't know where from." "He's the new guy, Junggoo." "They say he used to be a gangster." "Anyway, I think he has solid connections." ""Yeah", "it's good stuff."" "So for his VIP clients he offers a bonus service." "Pimping motherfucker." " Auntie." " Come on in." "Lying ass, here you are." "You lying ass too?" "Come here." "How fucking embarrassing." "So?" "You did what?" "I mixed some fake shit and sold it." "You weren't around." "I had to make a living." "Idiot!" "You should've waited a little." "Fucking dumb ass." "Damn, you are making me go nuts." "What the hell does he do at night?" "You just got reinstated do some work." "I'm innocent don't threaten me." "Damn it..." "You keep saying you don't know." "Think this is a game?" "If you say that you're just a mule you can get off with just a fine." " So where is it?" " I don't know!" "Are you two dating?" "Move over." "I love this fabric." "Get this in China?" "What are you doing?" "Get off me, you bastard." "I said get off!" "Let me go!" "How nasty hiding it in there." " That's it." "Let's go." " Let me go this once." "We all gotta live, right?" "Look the other way and" "I'll pay you back for the rest of my life." "Don't touch me." "What do you mean?" "You've seen it all." " Get her out of here." " Come on." "If you let me go," "I'll tell you the rumor going around in China." "Don't you wanna know?" "Let me go." "It's about Jangchul the drugpin!" "I made some calls no one's seen Jangchul." "Don't you think you're giving that bitch too much credit?" "At times like this need to start at the bottom." "Dealers know before anyone." "With that guy around there's no room for us." "Maybe, you should meet Detective Doh." "When I was in the pen I read a book that said." "'A mind is like a deep forest'." "Means you can't trust anyone." " Especially the fucking cops." " Then what do we do?" "Everyone got sent up the river!" "We don't have any support now." "You've been here all day." "You come up with one good idea?" "You fucker." "Hello?" "You have the wrong number." "Of course it's your number little shit!" "You really suffered, didn't you?" "Poor kid." "Damn, what happened to you?" "Sorry about the arrest." "D.A. got involved." "Here." "I got suspended, too." "C'mon, take it." "Shit." "So now that your turfs gone how are you going to live?" "What kind of cop worries about a criminal?" "D.A. bastard all 3 rings, but drugs still hitting the street." "In other words, there is no order." "When that happens, it's every man for himself, right?" "So, I think you should get back..." "What are you talking about?" "I'm completely clean, off the streets." "Before, sorry about what happened." "But let's be frank, this is what you've wanted all along, right?" "There's just one thing I want." "The current source I really gotta get it." "Well, everyone's hiding and the police make it worse." "You need businessman to catch a businessman." "Not that you know anything about business." "From now on, whatever you do I'll back you up." "Okay, okay." "I need to take care of this one guy not a big problem, but after I do it I need you to clean things up." "So we're on?" " Detective." " What?" "Let me hit you just once." "One more time." "Hit me one more time!" "Eight months in the slammer." "My losses were astronomical!" "What you doing?" "Fuck." "Let go of me." "Shit!" "My head became clearer each time this loser hit me." "Why I became a cop, and why I'm playing husband to my dead partner's wife." "I now see clearly, it's all because of Jangchul." "I need to finish with Jangchul." "The world is a swamp." "Some are alligators, others are alligator birds." "If I keep crossing this swamp then one day," "I'll become an alligator." "What?" "What, asshole?" "We're the police!" "Stay still." "Who did you get the stuff from?" "You got it from Junggoo, right?" "That bastard sold you out." "Sold you out, asshole." " You really the police?" " Get that bastard." "Let go." "I'm calling the real cops." " What the hell!" " Shut up." "Shut up." "Hey..." "Hey!" "Sangdo, Let's just dump her." "Our goal was to break up their business, not this." "Hey, what's gotten into you?" "Sangdo, Sangdo." "Hey, I'm talking here." "Hey." "Shit, whatever." "What a fucking life." "Looks like she lived on nothing else for 2 months." "They all probably passed her around." "You close with her?" "Then put her in a mental hospital." "Then why bring her here?" "Take care of her for me." "What?" "You turn up out of the blue and expect me to look after her?" "Just until she cleans up a bit." "After that, you can throw her out or whatever." "It'll take more than a day or two, idiot." "Do I look like a doctor?" "A doctor can't do it." "Doctor would just see a junkie and report her to the cops." "C'mon!" "Get her out of here!" "Before I call the cops." "Hey!" "Here." "The bugs..." "They're crawling all over me." "Here." "Let me see." "You wanna fuck me too?" "Come here." "I'll give it to you." "I said I'll give it to you." "Hit me." "Harder!" "Harder!" "Hit me harder!" "I said I'll give it to you." "Harder!" "Please, just give me one shot." "Just one." "It's just too hard..." "I was so sad after Changjoon died, that I drank every night until I collapsed." "One day, someone gave me a drink." "That night..." "If I remember it right..." "I fucked for 8 hours straight." "After that I saw needles everywhere." "I shot up again, and again." "One day I looked at a cross on the wall... and at the bottom of the cross there was a needle." "Have fun?" "Sangdo!" "What's going on?" " Come again." " Please come again!" "Sangdo, long time no see." "Son of a bitch!" "Stay still, bastard." "You bitches get out." "You bitches get out!" "Stay down." " Who the fuck?" " You the fuck now." "Life good?" "Fucking getting drunk like this." " Don't move." " I'm sorry." "Put the knife down let's drink and talk." " You have no business morals." " I said let's talk." "You okay?" "That motherfucker." "Come here, asshole." "Come here!" "Here's something to show your boss!" "This is what happens when you sell shit, on my turf!" "In the 2nd quarter our sting operation eradicated the drug networks, with a 70% increase in drug arrests and..." "I have a question." "Have you heard of the mouse theory?" "If you see 1 mouse in the cellar, there are at least 100 mice hiding that you don't see." "The numbers on D.A.'s chalkboard may be going down, but out on the streets, stuff is available as never before." "The D.A. office must have their heads in their ass." "And I'm sure you've heard this." "The only method for the police to win in this drug war is to break the law." "It's too much for the police." "Detectives, leave the drug war to the D.A. office," "Lee Sangdo?" "Really, what did I do?" "Are you sure you got the right person?" "Do you need some stuff?" "I hear Junggoo's a cripple." "So you got some money?" "A guy with no money shouldn't go ruining someone else's business." "Isn't that right?" "What are saying?" "Yunsan was always my territory." "Just a minute!" "Wait, who's gonna pay for your losses!" "Wait!" "Show some effort." "I'll give you 1 week." "If you don't You'll end up like Junggoo." "See ya." "Wait, sir!" "Sir!" "Have mercy!" "You son of a bitch!" "This is the export manifest." "It's confirmed." "The fake passport says Kim Taedong." "He has a kimchee factory in Harbin." "That's what the customs record says." "That's why no one has seen him until now." "We should give that condom bitch a medal." "But my source tells me that Jangchul, is a secret informant for the D.A." "There's an official plea bargain agreement." "Well, let's see." "Could be him, or maybe not." "I'm not sure." "C'mon, it's him." "You know it's him." " Another bottle here." " Yes." "The guy in the picture That's Jangchul, right?" "Jangchul is untouchable." "Untouchable my ass!" "He's just a dealer, like you." "I'm a venture capitalist." "Quit calling me a dealer." "You're a fucking dealer." "Hey." "You know what a carousel is?" "The thing the spins round and round." "If you get on a carousel you can't get off until the end until the music stops." "That bastard and I... are still on the carousel." "Going round and round until we end it with a bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Where'd it go?" "Here..." "Bang!" "Bang!" "What the hell..." "BANG!" "After you bust him, you have to help me for 1 year." "Got it, got it." " You have to keep your promise." " I heard you, asshole." " I can't trust you." " Okay, fuck." " Okay, okay." " Asshole." "And I need to have $35,000 by next week." "For what?" "If I'm to enter his world I need an entrance fee." "You tell me this now?" "Wanna die now?" "Come here, asshole." " You don't want my help?" " What you say?" "Then forget it." "I've got nothing to lose." "Are you crazy?" "Huh?" "Forget it!" "Asshole." "Come back here." "One, two" "What the fuck!" "Why you so strong." "Madam Shim." "I heard you shot up some last week." " Hello?" " Collection going well?" "I'm busy, asshole." "Crazy housewives." "Damn, what a pain." "Madam Shim, $5,000." "House of Peace" "Applause!" "I dedicate this place to all of us old folks who have gone in and out of the pen for dealing, and now" "have nowhere else to go." "Applause!" "Applause!" "We now say goodbye to crystal meth." "Goodbye." "So on that note let's all have a toast." "Cheers!" "Flowers blossoming in Dongbaek Island" "Spring has come" "But our brothers leaving Busan" "Isn't this Sangdo?" "You're late." "At every boat I shout out" "Where are you my brother" "Come back" "All of Busan's old junkies must be here." "What a fuckin' sight." "What you doing?" "With this cold medicine." "Listen," "I always thought you were different, because you did things your way." "Look at those old losers." "That might be you in 20 years." "Doesn't that scare you?" "What are your goals these days?" "Aren't you suppose to find yourself?" "Find myself?" "Can you hold me just once?" "You don't want to?" "What the hell." " Who's this?" " Come get your fucking $35,000!" "Agreement." "I, Do Jingwang, in order to arrest Jangchul the heroin manufacturer and distributor," "fully acknowledge the cooperation of informant Lee Sangdo." "Therefore I agree to allow and support" "Lee Sangdo's drug business for 1 year." "You want me to stamp this?" "Fucking asshole." "Get out, asshole." "You know, this is all to protect our parternership." "Just let me live for 1 year." "Detective, don't forget." "I won't go down alone." "You used to work under Chairman Shin?" "Yes." "Yunsan was originally my territory." "I'll double your sales from when Junggoo was in charge." "I like a guy with balls." "Show me what you got!" ""After IMF", "Drug Prices Drop."" "Drug Rings are Back in Action." "No Koreans Allowed." "Hey, Sergei." "Jangchul." "He brings in raw ingredients cheap from China, and makes the crystal meth here and sells for a freaking low price!" "He doesn't just own Busan, but rules over the entire country." "Bae Youngnam." "Jangchul's right-hand man." "Bae Hyungnam." "Youngnam's older brother an ex-gangster and now dealer." "It's the guy known as the Professor who mixes the meth ingredients." "And the only Jangchul and Youngnam can receive the finished speed." "That means, only those two know the location of the meth lab!" " Hurry up!" " Okay, sir." "They're headed that way." "Tell them I went out on an assignment." "You think I'm on a picnic now?" " What?" " Hello?" "Yes, sir." " I'm fucking tailing Jangchul right now." " Today?" "I'm really sorry." "Hang up already." "Sir, can I call you back in five?" "I'm really sorry." "Yes, sir!" "That was a top client on the phone." "Fucker." "Don't get too close." "You're too close." "Red light, dumb fuck." "Want me to stay behind on a red light?" " Change the lane or something." " Just calm down a bit, eh?" "They're gonna see me." "That looks more suspicious." "Look natural." "I got it." "Shit." "Undercover is not easy, you know?" "What do you know about being undercover?" "What's with the sunglasses?" "I'm an undercover agent!" "Where are they going?" "The pier?" "Paranoid dealers always circle around a couple of times." "Shit, how many times are we circling?" "Motherfuckers." "Jangchul is the top for a reason." "Oh my god." "Where did they come from?" "Shit, we're fucked." "Hey, take a look." "Are they gone?" "I can't look!" "You look." "Shit, but my head's turned." "Shit, where did they go?" "They're for real." "They must be going to get the drugs." "Let's toast." "Cheers." "Seven or eight years." "That's the average life cycle for guys like you." "Make a little money get cocky, land in jail." "Then get out and binge." "They get pissed because they don't get respect anymore." "So they act stupid, get caught go back to jail." "Or become hopeless losers." "Want to break the cycle?" "Then don't lose your cool!" "I'll do my best!" "My fucking head." "It's been three months and no progress at all." "We're sold out but a shitload should be coming soon." " What's the quality?" " 85% pure." "A Grade." "bastard." "Straighten up." "I hear business is booming." "Must be fun, huh?" "Should I be starving?" "If I don't get something this month it's all over, got it?" "I'm locking up everyone for dealing." "Starting with you, motherfucker." " My life's also on the line." " You fucking with me?" "Get out of here." "Damn!" "Hyungnam, what you doing here?" "Get him!" " Sangdo, motherfucker!" " Who he is?" "Open up the door it's nothing big." "Oh shit." "Oh shit." "Not a big deal!" "Hurry up and piss, asshole." "Damn, that's a lot." "Listen up, you fuck." "This report is all about you." "We have evidence that you've distributed 3 kilos." "There's also $30,000 on your head." "Fucking snitches Sangdo motherfucker..." " What did you say?" " Let's go by the book." "I just had 2 grams on me." "Come here, asshole." "You fucking with me?" "Don't fuck with me." "Stand up." "Strip the fucker." "Fucking asshole!" "You know why I didn't arrest you before?" "Do you?" "It was so I could get you along with Jangchul for manufacturing!" "Come here!" "You should thank your lucky star for coming here today, asshole." "Come here." "Fucking bastard." "That's enough." "You're gonna kill him." "What you gonna do?" "Do 10 years for manufacturing?" "Hand over Jangchul and just do 2 years for selling." "What are you doing?" "Hurry up and look." "How fast do you expect me to recognize." "Someone who wears glasses and a mask?" "Not him, the lab!" "Where's the meth lab!" "Shit, how should I know?" "It's a lab on 4 wheels!" "Wait, the lab is a van?" "He must have fucked up big if they won't let anyone see him!" "If I go to the D.A. for your brother, they'll want something more from me." "This time it's 10 kilos." "If it goes well we can take it easy for awhile." "When is it?" "11pm by the fishing pond." "Oh shit, 11 by the pond." " We got him!" " For real?" "Shit, forget it." "What are you doing?" "We don't need him anymore." "Put him away." "Wake up and gather around." "Bring me the map where's the pond?" "Huh?" "What's so important, this early?" " I cooperated a lot." " Right." "You did." "This here... if you move this down slowly..." " That's Sangdo's uncle, right?" " Yes." "Lee Sangdo..." "That motherfucker..." "This is just getting more and more interesting, huh?" "When did you find it?" "This morning when I went to recycle the bottles." " Can you keep this secret?" " How much is all that?" "Shit." "If uncle gets caught this time he'll get life." "Should I throw it away?" "What?" "That won't solve the problem." "You not eating lunch?" "What's wrong with her?" "2 kilo." "4 kilo." "What the hell." "It looks like the right place according to Hyungnam." " So Sangdo didn't lie?" " No, it doesn't seem like it." "So all the rats are walking into the trap all at once?" "What about Sangdo?" "Shouldn't we get him first?" "Be quiet." "We can get him later." "That bastard can never escape the palm of my hand." "Never." "For 4 years, no appetite for food or sex." "Every morning felt like shit." "4 years of hell." "But from tomorrow morning Jangchul will wake up in hell." "And from tomorrow morning," "I will wake up from a sweet dream and greet a brilliant morning." "Don't just stand there." "Pay your respect." "Nice to meet you, sir!" "The Professor, and 4 kilo..." "That's plenty of evidence." "And no fool would report that someone stole 6 kilo from him." " How's the place?" " Fine." "The chance of a lifetime." "The perfect crime." "Uncle." "My nephew come by?" "You are the reason why I'm in this business." " So it's only right" " Okay." "that you help me get out." "But why did you ask for these guys?" "Sunggeun, let's blow it up." "We're going national." "Taking care of myself" "I struggle so hard" "Don't look back!" "Don't look back!" "What did you do?" "Did you steal it?" "You're a real fuck, you know that?" "Hey!" "What's the point of saving a crystal pussy from the sewer?" "What you think?" "He wants you to get lost." "Your uncle knows everything." "But all he would do is laugh, like he had lost his mind." "Thanks for the drink." " That's him right?" " Looks like it." " Get him!" " Fuck yeah!" "The Professor is moving." "Standing by." "Okay. stand by." "Coming." "The Professor is coming." "He's almost here." "One." " Two." " Let's rock and roll" "Three!" "Get those two." "Fuck!" "Open up!" "Open up!" "You bastards!" "Block that van!" "Jangchul, how you been, fucker!" "Remember me?" "Congratulations, sir!" "Don't move!" "Professor, please step out!" " Damn impressive!" " What is all that?" "Who the hell are you?" "Tell me who you are first?" "What the fuck." "What happened to the motorcycles?" "Who was on it?" " What the hell happened?" " We lost contact." "Calm down." "Okay, move it there." "They're pretty useful guys." "Sangdo." "Do you really have the stuff?" "What the..." "Fuck!" "Detective Doh you pathetic piece of shit." "You still doing drug stings?" "Bring me all your documents about Jangchul and this case." "I want it all!" "Dirty work is all done." "What?" "Chief public prosecutor already decided." "Get this guy ready for an immediate transfer." "Hyungnam's statement is shaky so we have to review it again." "The gallon of raw ephedrine in Jangchul's car, is a favor received from China." "And those 2 guys who disappeared seem to be the ringleaders." "We'll catch them so give us all your documents." " Okay, let's end in good terms!" " Sure, whatever you want." "What do you call a bad cop?" "A fucking loser." "Where is he?" " What were you thinking today?" " Deliver the stuff, of course." " What you doing?" " Get out of my way!" "This is just gonna become evidence against us." "You are in way over your head." "Don't you know Jangchul?" " Mind your own business." " Yeah?" "Whether I go to jail or make a deal don't worry about it." "Wow!" "So, I can just leave?" "Blood is thicker than water." "When I was in fucking junior high." "In Junior High you made me deliver." "You used your wife and killed my mom." "You used your whole family." "And then," " Where were you when mother died?" " Stop it." "You were shooting up and having fun, right!" "What?" "Blood is thicker than water?" "That's a fucking joke, huh?" "Remember when I was little?" "I went on a delievery for you and some kids almost beat me to death." "Don't you remember?" "Everyone thought I would die." "That time, blood was gushing out my mouth." "Blood is really thicker than water!" "What did you do then, Uncle!" "That's enough." "Enough?" "Should I stop?" "You listen to me straight." "I'm not here because I was worried about you." "I don't care if you go to jail or get killed by Jangchul." "I don't care at all." "I just don't want to become like you." "Understand?" "Hey!" "If you've taken all you need, you should close your eyes and run away, like a real dealer." "How dare you get mad at me you fucking thief... you fucking snitch." " Crazy bastard." " Think carefully." "What are you and Jangchul working on now?" "You know how many bigger organizations Jangchul helped us to get?" "He's a national asset, you fuck." "No, fuck you!" "You gonna talk or not!" "We're going after a drug ring in Seoul." "And?" "We're gonna use Jangchul to set them up." "Let me get this straight." "He helps you with biggers jobs in Seoul, and you watch his back in Busan." "So, that's the job of the D.A.?" "Is this your fucking brilliant plan to move up to the National D.A. office?" "Detective Doh..." "He's becoming a pain in my ass too." "When this Seoul job is over I won't get in your way." "Just give me three months." "Three months?" "Fuck you!" "Even three hours is too long!" "I'm just a fucking loser, remember?" "I know I'm gonna die soon living this way." "So before that, I need to catach Jangchul to get some peace!" "He's guilty of smuggling, making and selling!" "I'm going to put him away for at least 10 years!" "You got it?" "Hey D.A.," "You are guilty too, for abetting and blocking an investigation." "House of Peace?" "This is a war zone." "Stand up straight." "Straight, I said." "Fucking bitch." "Where are the two crystal brothers?" "I don't know." "Come here." "I can lock you up right now." " Where did they go?" " I really don't know." "For the life of me I can't understand how you dealers and junkies act and think." "Why fucking protect Sangdo?" "The day your boyfriend died why was Sangdo there?" "A place crawling with cops?" "What are you talking about?" "Your boyfriend is dead!" "Because Lee Sangdo sold him out you stupid bitch." "You still think a guy like that is worth saving?" "You gonna make the call or go down to the station with me?" "Do you have a cigarette?" "You bitch!" "Fucking bitch!" "Where the fuck is it?" " Yes." " Why aren't you answering?" "We're getting ready to move." "Then, let's get moving." "But Sangdo give me a hint." "Where'd you hide it?" "I got it buried somewhere." "Now where the fuck can my uncle lay low for a year?" "You bitch!" "Fucking bitch!" "What the hell?" "Get your ass over here you fucking traitor!" "God damn." "You have the wrong number." "I said you have the wrong number." "10 kilo." "I want to end our relationship with this last delivery." "The Professor?" "Hello?" "Where you, Professor?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Where you going?" "When I go back to jail just send me some pocket money." "Hello?" "Hello?" "God damn it." " The Detective left." " Where to?" " Dae Dong gate." " Okay!" "What about you?" "You Okay?" "He told me about the day Changjoon died." "I'll just say one thing." "I'm not Changjoon's woman nor am I Sangdo's woman." "Bastards with no sense of what's right." "So, none of this matters to me." "You say that you saved me from the sewer." "I give you credit for that." "So I do have a debt that I have to repay." "I owe you." "So, you son of a bitch," "just don't die." "What?" "Only 4 kilo?" "It will do everyone good if you and I go to jail, motherfucker." "Fucking old bastard." "I let him make a living this is how he pays me back." "Fuck him up." "Wanna die?" "Fucking asshole." "What the hell?" "Shit." "Freeze, motherfucker!" "you son of a bitch." "Today's your funeral, fucker!" "You'll never get me. fucker!" "Come on, start." "Fucking old bastard." "Who the hell?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Fucker!" "That asshole Detective Doh!" "Stop!" "Where's my phone?" "Where you been?" "Where have you been?" "To set up Jangchul for good." "Anyway, the driver in the van," " I sort of know him a bit." " Oh yeah?" "Me too." "You know him as well?" "That's great." "Our goal is to get Jangchul, right?" "We can get him and the van, and we can get the driver any time!" "." "Driver is nothing." "Carousel is still fucking spinning." "Round and round." "Can't get off even if you try motherfucker." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Son of a bitch, fucker!" "Old bastard." "Come get me, if you can." "Fucking stop!" "Shit." "STOP!" "Oh, shit." "Stop it." " That's enough." " Let go!" "I'm serious." "That's enough." "What?" "All my evidence is burning." "And you are the only witness left." "Come here." "If you take me, you go down with me." "Don't you remember our Agreement?" "Forced agreement like that isn't worth shit in court." "Shit." "I always knew you were a heartless fuck." "Shit!" "Fucker." "Wanna die?" "Come over here." " Motherfucker!" " Come over here!" "Where you think you going?" "Fucking rat." "Come over here!" "You fucking son of a bitch!" "All you do is lie." "You're not getting me this time." "Fucker." "Come here, you piece of shit!" "Going nuts What the hell is this?" "Did you get the fire department?" "Shit, you got Jangchul!" "What more you want from me?" "You fucking lied to me first." "Hate me that much?" " Yeah." " Fucking asshole!" "Asshole..." "Come over here." "Wanna die, fucker?" "Let me live a little." "It's my fucking turn to live." "Motherfucker." "My turn, to fucking live!" "Fucking asshole!" "Send the back up now." "Two cars blew up and the driver is dead." "Suspect is in a critical condition." "Send help right away." "Detective." "Let me go this once." "I, this is..." "My entire savings over 4 years let's settle this." "Let's start a business together." "This ain't small at all!" "Let me go this once and I'll help you get every dealer in Korea." "I just wanted to live like..." "like a human being!" "Okay, I got it." "Detective, Detective, Detective!" "What you waiting for." "Take this away!" "Motherfucker!" "What a suprise!" "Where you going?" " Come back!" " Run!" "Hurry up!" " Sangdo." " Are you okay?" "What's wrong with you today?" "Stay still, fucker!" "What the hell is this all about?" "Listen up." "You run into Jangchul on the street you are a fucking dead man!" "Gotta save yourself." "Go to the police station first and not the D.A. to give evidence." "That's the only way to live!" "Isn't this what our partnership is about?" "Fine." "Fucking dealers." "Fucking cops." "Fine, I will go." "You finally see the picture!" "Natural born businessman!" "Sangdo, good to have you back!" "Bastards." "More bodies left." "Look carefully." "Hey, fucking loser." "Guess you owe me one, huh?" "Hello?" "Yes, sir." "We are wrapping up." "Yes, two suspects are dead." "We are working on the evidences, shouldn't be too long." "That's why we reported right away." "What a killer view." ""RYU Seung bum", "HWANG Jeong min"" "KIM Hee ra" ""CHOO Ja hyun", "LEE do kyung", "OHN Ju wan"" "Directed by CHOI Ho"

"Previously, on Prison Break..." "Hey,yo,we're headed out man." "Good luck." "I hope you find the girl,buddy." "Baby,what the hell is going on?" "Yeah,well hector says that you can serve your full sentence." "What are you doing here,where's maricruz?" "She's with me now." "What's this I hear about you coming home soon?" "You're not getting your daughter's hopes up are you?" "You sitting down?" "Your man is coming home this week." "We can make it to the courthouse on foot from here." "You don't understand,everything is in that car." "I've been clean for 18 months now." "I want to help people get from where I've been to where I am." "You were right.I should never have gotten you involved in this." "I just need to know what michael scofield wanted from you in exchange for the green card." "Caroline,I've been doing this for 15 years and it's never been about anything other than you, your family and,most importantly,this country." "Now,I need to know who I'm working for here." "You are working for me." "Are you aware of any arrangement officer bellick had with any inmate regarding prison industries?" "Yeah,he sold it to john abruzzi." "Officer brad bellick, you're terminated, effective immediately." "They just announced the rewards on the tv." "How much?" "$100,000 a piece." "The money is just outside of tooele,utah." "truck!" "get men in all the area hospitals." "Wherever they are,one of them is bleeding good." "We got to move." "I can'T." "you put in all that work,break out of prison, onlyo end up dead at the bottom of a ditch." "Kind of sad really." "So which one of them was it?" "12 hours earlier" "We've got a blanket on all the hospitals." "Free clinics?" "If they've got band-aids and bactine, we've got a body in there." "The brothers come in for medical,they're getting it in a van on the way back to fox river." "Anything break on the other six?" "Eyes and ears on the families.So far, no hits.Maybe just laying low." "What's the hardest thing in the wor for a con to do?" "Nothing?" "Few things in life are certain,ms..." "Lang." "Death,taxes and the fact that a man on the run will make a mistake sometime in the first 72 hours." "Needing distance, he'll steal a car.Needing money,he'll rob a store." "Needing help,he'll trust someone that he shouldn'T." "And when he does... he will leave behind the crumbs that will take us right to him." "I need your help." "Michael,what are you doing?" "Cayenne pepper." "What?" "In your kitchen,do you have any?" "yeah,maybe." "I'm gonna need some rubbing alcohol, some towels and pain killers,whatever you got." "Some booze." "Please!" "Easy,easy,easy,easy." "it's fine,man,let's just keep moving." "We keep moving and that leg keeps bleeding." "The leg keeps bleeding and we're not getting out of illinois." "This is going to hurt." "that's good,that's good,that's good." "This will seal the callaries." "michael,you should not have come here." "The police have been here asking questions." "We didn't have a choice." "Listen,you know I'm thankful for the help with the green card,but I just don't want to get involved." "I know,I know it wasn't part of our deal, I know,I know." "I'm sorry.I'm sorry." "But there was nowhere else to go." "When I saw you on the news,I was worried." "I just hoped you crossed the border by now." "So did I." "Keep giving him these." "See if y can find him some clean clothes." "I got to go back and get our car." "Forget the car.We can get another." "I don't need a car,I need that car." "Why?" "Because in that car is everything we need to disappear." "What have you got?" "Here we go boss,one of the blues hauled in a vagrant a couple hours ago." "Seems the man was in possession of an item or two that didn't exactly belong to him." "Looks like we got our first mistake." "hey,you got any of that oriental jerky?" "Excuse me?" "Teriyaki flavor." "No." "You got any in the back?" "Uh,let me check." "And,uh,give me a bottle of that early times while you're back there,junior." "Feel free to earn your paycheck today." "Watch the store,I'll be right back." "How goes it,roy?" "To be honest,roy,I could've done without the knee to the junk." "You bit me,brad." "Like a little girl,you bite me." "Well,you had it coming." "Yeah,probably did." "You know it's crazy,us taking it out on each other for how things turned out." "You want seone to blame, how about those convicts staring up at us from the papers every morning." "They took my job, my pension, my dignity." "When they went over that wall,they took all of it right along with them." "Everything I worked for my whole life." "See that reward they got?" "Those ass-hats are worth more dead than you and I are alive." "Not for long." "What do you mean?" "I mean somebody's going to get that money, might as well be me." "You know a job like that might go a little smoother with an extra pair of hands." "You really think I'm going to split that reward with you?" "I'm just saying,you run into those brothers, two of them,one of you." "You might find yourself wishing for a good wingman." "Just get it done,mike." "how are you doing?" "May I help you?" "Yeah,I hope so,chuck." "I think you may have towed my car." "What did it look like?" "What did it look like?" "The car you stole the backpack from." "What did it look like?" "I don't know,man,maybe it was gray." "It's a gray accord." "License number?" "Look,man,that's all I know." "I wasn't after the car." "Thought the bag had some clothes in it." "You remember where the car was parked?" "Where'd you park it?" "Corner of hancock and 15th." "I don't know,maybe around 15th somewhere, but it ain't going to be there anymore." "What do you mean?" "That's the reason I didn't get to grab anything else.Tow truck rolls up." "Already on it." "Okay." "It's going to be 60 bucks for the tow, and 24 for the overnight." "all right,be right back with your vehicle." "Shouldn't take but a few minutes." "DEFIANCE OHIO" "Hello?" "Petey,it's sucre." "As in,fernando sucre?" "Is there another one?" "Man,I hope not." "But my boy sucre would not be calling me on the telephone, thereby making me an accessory to his dumb-ass escape,man." "I-I'm sorry,bro,I just..." "I just..." "I just need you to get a hold of maricruz." "I can't call her cell because the feds will be all over the place... homie,listen,man,you have got to forget about that girl." "If i could forget abouher,pendejo,I'd still be at fox river,sitting in cell 40 on your old bunk." "Yeah,well,I hope you're holding on to something tight 'cause I'm about to break it down for you,brother." "She's getting married to hector on saturday." "What day is today?" "Thursday,bro.Sorry,man." "all right,you got to get her to your place tonight." "Hang on,man..." "I got one last shot to make her change her mind,dude." "Just find a way to get her there,okay?" "Wait...sucre,hang on,man." "about the,uh... about the broken window." "Yeah,we got a disclaimer posted right there on the wall,says we're not responsible... yeah,I don'T..." "I don'T..." "I don't care about the broken window,chuck." "I had a backpack inside." "Not when we got it." "I got some paperwork for you to fill out." "You look familiar." "Yeah,you... you were the attending when i first started here." "Sure." "Um,would one of you mind calling me a cab,please?" "I don't think so." "Look,dr.Tancredi,I..." "I just want to say good luck." "Sara tancredi?" "I'm sorry." "You have the right to remain silent." "Please place your hands behind your back." "If you have any questions, I'm happy to come down to... ms.Tancredi,out of respect for your father, I'm going to ask you again." "My father?" "I'm sure he'd prefer that this went without incident." "You have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police." "Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law." "And to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future." "Caroline,they're taking her in." "Of course.I'll keep an eye on her." "all you got to do is sign here at the bottom... and be on your way." "Excuse me,please." "Brewster's towing." "This is agent mahone with the federal bureau of investigation.Who am I speaking with?" "chuck." "Okay,chuck,I want to alert you to a possible situation." "Are you listening to me,chuck?" "An individual may be coming there to inquire about a vehicle." "A gray accord,probably with a busted rear window." "Has anyone come by looking for a vehicle that matches that description?" "Yes,sir." "When?" "chuck." "Will you tell me when he was there?" "Right now." "scofield's there." "Chuck,stall him." "It's my supervisor,he's,he..." "I just got to get clearance before I can release the car." "Chuck,you there?" "Hey,chuck." "Okay,come on,come on,chuck, you still with me?" "Yeah,that vehicle might not be here when you get here." "You need to send somebody now." "Do not let him leave!" "oh,he got the keys." "Where the hell are those units?" "Still six or seven minutes out,sir." "We got chatter; it's franklin." "He's at a payphone downtown." "Mistake number two." "Look,I know." "I know,baby,just let me explain,all right?" "Were you ever even in the military?" "I served my country, and my country served me up." "All right?" "Now,look,I wish I could lay this all out for you right here,right now." "But just know,baby,I am sorry, and I love you, and when the time comes, I will explain everything." "Give me one good reason why i shouldn't turn you in right now." "You know what?" "I'll give you three." "Me,you,and that beautiful little girl..." "who used to love me." "I got a plan." "I got a plan that is going to get us some money, where you and I and our baby-- nobody can ever find us or bother us again." "You got to trust me." "That's all i need is the opportunity for you to hear me out.All right?" "All right." "All right,listen." "Has anybody tried to contact you about me?" "No." "Okay." "Okay,that's good,that's good." "Listen." "In the rainbow room... restaurant,new york city." "Do you remember that beautiful spot where we took that picture?" "The one by the window?" "I am going a be waiting in that spot one week from now." "And that's all that I want in this whole world is for my two girls to be waiting there for me." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "Look,I got to go." "Baby,I just want to know, are you going to be there?" "I don't know." "But you know me." "Do I?" "Yes!" "Good-bye,miles." "I'll alert the field office in manhattan have them send franklin's picture to every employee at the rainbow room." "Then go have a chat with his wife,woman-to-woman." "Ask her why she never once visited her husband at fox river." "Pretend you don't know the answer." "That relationship is fragile." "We keep tapping on cracks, and she's going to break." "Yes,sir,I appreciate the assignment.I... lang,I don't need gratitude." "I need leads,answers,progress." "Anybody that can't deliver that just don't even unpack.Clear?" "Yes,sir." "Mr.Wheeler." "Stand by." "Stay on scofield.I want the license plate number on that accord and I want you to get it out on the wire." "Yeah." "Now." "I'll call you back." "What's going on?" "Apparently,I wasn't the only one looking for this car." "Right." "I'm sorry I had to involve you in this." "I mean,any more than I already have." "Good luck." "To you,too." "So,um..." "I'll see you." "Yeah,I hope so." "you all right?" "Yeah." "Good." "We're heading west,toward the money,toward lj." "We just got one more stop to make." "What for?" "You trust me?" "Of course I trust you,brad." "It's just that if anybody finds out about this,I... they won'T." "Let me handle this." "Humpty dumpty climbed up a wall." "Humpty dumpty had a great fall." "Look..." "I already told the feds I don't know anything,okay?" "Those suits with pedicures and penny loafers." "Why would you?" "They have rules to follow,codes of conduct." "They got jobs to protect." "Now me,on the other hand." "come on,boss." "I swear." "Those guys didn't let me in on any plans." "Then you're telling me in all your little powwows in the yard they never once mentioned what they were going to do once they went over that wall?" "That's right." "Now..." "I may not work here anymore,big-uns, but I still got influence with people who do, people who will do whatever I ask them to to whoever I ask them to." "And A... curvy man like yourself, well,let's just say there's some filthy individuals who might enjoy a cellie with womanly attributes." "Now,you're going to tell me everything you know about where those convicts are headed, or I'm going to throw your fat ass to the wolves." "Okay,thanks." "Mistake number three:" "Someone reported seeing a man matching fernando sucre's description stealing a car." "Where?" "Defiance,ohio." "Someone's going down today." "I know,mami,I know." "Sara..." " I paid your bail." " You took your time." "I'm the governor." "I do have things that... go to hell,dad." "You keep this up,this may be the only place I'll be able to see you." "Do you even want to hear my side of things?" "Not particularly,sara,no." "Especially when I have no idea whose "side" you're on." "But I do know this." "Somebody is going to go down because of what happened at fox river." "And it would be in both of our best interests if that someone was not you." "And to ensure this, certain steps need to be taken." "One:" "You should go to a daily recovery meeting." "Two:" "You need to go before a judge and plead not guilty,and three," " dad,I don'T..." " you need to tell the D.O.C." "Everything you know about how that prison was being run." "And that warden pope, how he was granting favors to scofield because scofield helped him with his personal projects, thereby exposing him to certain restricted areas where he may have been able to obtain a key to the infirmary." "I can't do that." "Oh,yes you can,sara." "You can do that and you will." "I did it,dad." "I left the door open,me and no one else." "That's not true." " Yes,it is." " That's not true." "Sara... just do what you're told, otherwise there will be consequences... that will affect us all." "Do you understand what I'm telling you?" "Yes,sir." "Good." "In one week..." "I will be appointed the new vice president of the united states." "There will be a ceremony, you will be invited, but you will not attend." "Good-bye,sara." " Let's put some music on." " Don'T." "I forgot." "No radio." "Man,it's quiet out here." "Inside,there was always noise,you know?" "Someone yelling,guards making rounds." "I got used to it." "You're right." "We should go back." "the tats... they weren't just for getting out, were they?" "Breaking out was just the beginning." "Now,it gets a little more interesting." "Mm-hmm,'cause me being strapped to the electric chair wasn't interesting enough." "All I'm saying is inside, we had the element of surprise." "No one knew what we were planning." "There's something about this guy-- the one in the elevator." "It's like... it's like he knows where we're going, what we're thinking." "If that's true, it's just a matter of time before he finds out about the money in utah, bolshoi booze, our way into mexico." "Everything." "Are you ready for this?" "Make the call." "Please leave a message after the beep." "Hey,it's me." "I've got linc." "We're on our way there." "If for some reason you can't make it, call me back at 9-1-7-4-5... we just got this from surveillance." "You remember that voicemail scofield prepaid for when he went off to prison?" " Yeah." " Someone just left a message on it." " Who?" " Scofield." "Something... something about a meeting, it sounded like he was waiting for someone else to check the message and then call him back." "This prefix,that's a cell phone number." "As long as it's turned on... we can track exactly where he is." "Don't do anything stupid." "Don't do anything stupid." "Is there a problem,officer?" "Do you know why I pulled you over today,sir?" "Speeding?" "Let me see your license and registration please?" "The thing is,I,uh..." "I-I-I lost mwallet." "Well,I guess your registration will have to do just fine then." "So... this is your car, mrs.Miller?" "Mrs.Miller's my wife." "I'm mr.Miller." "Well... your tags are expired." "I'll be right back." "Did he sing?" "Like a fat,sweaty bird." "Hey,sweet pea." " Daddy?" " Hey,come here." "Oh,look at you." "You're so big." "Hey,why don't you do me a favor and grab a piece of chalk and draw daddy a picture on the ground,okay?" "So,how're you feeling,huh?" "You keeping your appetite up?" "Sorta." "I guess." "That's good." "That's real good." "Oh,god,it's so good to see you,baby girl." "Do you understand what daddy is going through right now?" "Sorta." "But the kids at school have been sayin' stuff." "Okay,what have they been saying?" "They're saying you're on tv because you're a bad man." "And what do you think?" "I think if I were someplace and they wouldn't let me leave to see you," "I wouldn't do what they said,either." "Well,you know what?" "We are gonna be together real soon." "I promise you." "But daddy needs you to do him a favor." "I need you to get a message to mommy,okay?" "Okay." "Now I need you to tell her if she understood what i told her and if she is willing to trust daddy... that she needs to turn on the porch light at 7:00,okay?" "Can you remember that?" "That's a good girl." "Dede,stay away from the gate,honey." "Daddy gotta get going,okay sweet pea?" "I love you,daddy." "I love you,too,baby." "There." "It's not much further now." "Okay,they moved off the interstate, heading north on route 38." "Talk to me." "Where?" "There's a patrolman who thinks he's has fernando sucre pulled over outside of latrobe,pennsylvania." "Get in touch with the local dispatch." "Make it clear that we want this man in custody, not in a body bag." "Dead men can't tell us where their friends are." "Yeah,you got it." " it's gotta be,it looks just like him." " yeah,I'll take care of it." " I will." "Mr.Miller..." "I'm gonna have to ask you to place your arms outside the vehicle please." "Mr.Miller,I need to see some hands." "you ready?" "Yeah." "Now." "this is the one." " Do you see him?" " Nope." "Maybe he didn't get your message." "They've stopped." "Couple miles up ahead." "There'S... there's nothing up there." "What...?" "What are they waiting on?" "Or who?" "all right,that's good,that's good, that's good,that's good." "oh,come on." "Come on!" "go red." "now,go red!" "just one more thing." "Do you trust me?" "Of course." "How do you throw the hunter off the scent?" "Get rid of the prey." "Remember,once I hit scan,we'll have about 30 seconds before it reaches 103.7." "And then she blows?" "That's right." "Ready?" "Yeah." "all right,let's go." "Wait," "The music is not changing." "wait,wait,wait,wait,wait." "Something's wrong." "what happened?" "I don't know." "But we're going to need the explosion." "He's here." "He's here." "The radio must have jammed." "We're going to have to set it off manually." "The car could blow any second,michael." "Well,the feds are going to be here in about two minutes." "If it doesn't look like we're dead, we will be." "Rock,paper,scissors?" " Linc?" " It's my turn." "better pray for reception." "How many stations between 102." "1 and 103.7?" "Way out here?" "Just one,probably." " where's maricruz?" " Hey." " Hey,look,man..." " no,no,no,petey.You look." "I haven't slept in 72 hours,I've seen a man's hand get chopped off,I've been..." "I've been shot at,dug up a grave, stolen a car,jumped on a fricking a train, so please,just tell me where she is." "Hey,fernando,slow down,man." "I was trying to tell you, but you hung up the phone,man." "The wedding-- it's in vegas." "The city?" "Yeah,and they left a few hours ago." "wait,no,no,no." "No,no,no,no,no,no,no." "Come on,hey,come on." "Fernando!" "It's pristine,man." "It's just... gonna be back to you in one piece,I promise." "Can we go back to the part where I said no?" "I wish I had another choice." "You do have a choice." "Come on,man." "It's a 1952 ural motorbike,bro." " If you so much as scratch it..." " no scratches..." "I promise." "she's the love of my life,bro." "I got to do something." "You look like hell." "I've been through hell,papi." "Now I just got to get to vegas." "Um,hi,I'm sara,and I,uh... over the years,I've worked with... more than a few people who had a history of addiction,and,uh..." "I would tell them that I could understand what they were going through,because I... used tbe just like them." "I used to be an addict,too." "And I think,uh..." "I think that what's becoming clear to me is that... the reason I understood them is... because I am like them." "I never used to be an addict." "I,uh... hi,my name is sara,and I'm an addict." "Hi,sara." "hi,my name's lance,and I'm an addict." "Hi,lance." "I guess a lot of what sara just said resonates with me in what I'm going through." "put in all that work,break out of prison, only to end up dead at the bottom of a ditch." "Kind of sad really." "So,which one of them was it?" "Shales." "Shales?" "S-scofield." "Might be scofield." "You're probably going to find his brother in there,too." "Oscar shales is this guy mahone tracked for a while." "Nasty little bottom feeder." "You know the type." "He's still in the wind." "Can't get 'em all,right?" "we should have a pretty clear path to utah now." "They'll turn their attention to the other guys, which means we'll be off their radar for a while." "They're going to get the lab results back from the accident,man." "We'll be in mexico by that time." "Provided the transport comes through." "Oh,come on,baby." "In the rainbow room." "Do you remember that beautiful spot where we took that picture, the one by the window?" "I am going to be waiting in that spot one week from now." "She sleeping okay?" "Yeah." "Like a baby." "Good." "So,you said you had some information you wanted to tell me about your husband?" "Looks like I owe you another one." "It's okay." "Okay." "Well,uh,once we get to mexico, I'll send you $10,000,like I promised." "Plus another three for the car." "Are you meeting up with her,the doctor?" "Sara?" "I,uh..." "I..." "i don't know." "We should get moving." "Next town is a few miles away." "Yeah,that's fine." "I can catch a bus from there." "Thanks again,nika." "I knew the little whore would take us right to 'em."

"A NIKKATSU PICTURE" "BRANDED TO KILL" "Produced by Kaneo Iwai Screenplay by Hachiro Guryu" "Photographed by K. Nagatsuka Lighting by S. Mio" "Recording:" "Y. Akino Art:" "S. Kawahara" "Music composed by N. Yamamoto" "Cast:" "Jo Shishido Koji Nanbara" "Isao Tamagawa Annu Mari" "Mariko Ogawa Hiroshi Minami" "Directed by Seijun Suzuki" "Haneda Airport" "Kasuga" "Who is the lady?" "My wife." "I need your help." "They threw me out." "I want to go back to that job." "A man made a good offer, but he said I'd need help." "Hanada." "Will you help me?" "All right." "I've used up my money" "Boil rice!" "He wants rice." "Certainly" "Give me a double Scotch." "I felt lonesome." ""Don't drink!" "Don't touch women!"" ""Drink and women kill a killer"" "I'm to escort this man to Nagano from Sagami Beach for 5 million?" "He's a big shot of a certain organization." "It's not a bad job." "If nothing happens!" "I hope not." "Do you want to try?" "Here's 2,500,000 yen." "He'll pay the balance when you get him there." "You are No. 3 killer." "I'll rely on your skill." "You'll find a car at Shinagawa." "The key's behind the bumper." "Call me here at least once." "What happened, sir?" "He has a peculiar quirk." "I hate it." "He likes the smell of boiling rice better than anything else." "I can't help smelling this scent." "Please don't." "My husband is a dreadful man." "What's up?" "Look in the back." "Probably the driver." "What to do?" "Dump him later." " The man who shot him is skillful." " Can you tell?" " I was one of the 10 best." " Who did it?" "No. 2 killer, Sakura, or No. 4, Koh." "Or perhaps the phantom No. 1." "He doesn't exist." "They only talk about him." "Nobody has seen him." "But he exists." "Phantom No. 1." "Once I wanted that top ranking." "It seems you're accustomed to risky situations, so I'll tell you." "A corpse was exactly where you are now." "Please do as we tell you." "Don't make any sudden moves." "You know what to do." "Hey, you!" "My hand trembled at that moment." "I can't help drinking." "Aren't you a pro?" "Hello, this is Yabuhara." "Is this 369-5551?" "I'm supposed to call you." "This is Yabuhara." "Nothing has happened so far." "Good." "Then nothing will happen." "Once I was ranked." "Hanada, don't you know?" "I'm sorry." "I can do my job." "Hey, wake up!" "Wake up!" "Stop it!" "Hold on tight!" "My client." "Fool!" "Protect our guest!" "Hanada!" "Hanada!" "Kasuga." "He isn't drunk like you!" "I don't want to miss." "Stop!" "Koh!" "It's me!" "This is Kasuga!" "A pro doesn't do things that way." "A strong man will be waiting for us." "His pal's named Sakura." "Where are you going?" "I'll get their car." "I see you're safe." "Why did you fire?" "What shall we do?" "Let's go ahead." "Perhaps they'll think Koh is coming back." "Sakura, you are the loser!" "Hanada?" "I haven't been waiting for you." "You've been demoted." "What?" "Come out and see!" "What's your rank?" "What's your rank?" "Are you married?" "I hate men." "Then you have no hope." "My hope is to die." "You're crazy!" "You bitch!" "Hold me tight." "Horny!" "Help me!" "Cook rice." "No, I won't." "I said cook rice!" "Darling." "Stop it." "You're abnormal!" "Darling, won't you come shopping with me?" "Why so mean?" "You're only kind to me when you're with me in bed." "There are 4 birds." "The same amount and the same way." "All right." "The sooner the better." "It'll be done." "Are you sure?" "If you're worried, hire others." "The photographs are in your mailbox by now." "My regards to your wife." "Dr. Hino, Optometrist." "You do this so often." " Be patient." " Ouch!" "That hurts." "Why don't you get him quickly?" "I need time." "You must hurry." "I'll do it soon." "Who are you?" "Fool!" "Don't be so extravagant!" "Take it back!" "Who's she?" "You've been spending money on women, haven't you?" "You sex maniac!" "Crazy." "Who sent you?" "Your wife suits you." "What do you want?" "Kill a foreigner." "I rented a room you can sight in on him from." "He usually takes a woman's left arm." "You'll see us walking together for only 3 seconds." "What do you mean?" "You'll have 3 seconds." " I refuse." " No, you can't." "You heard the plan." "Who's behind you?" "I, Misako, am your customer." "The fee is 1,500,000 yen." "3 seconds?" "I'll step aside a little." "For a split second you'll be able to see his chest." "It's a devil's job." "I heard you were a devil." "Maybe I can." "But a pro prefers a safer way." " Isn't there any other way?" " There's none." "You may be hit." "You're beautiful." "A special news report." "At about 11 o'clock this morning somebody shot a woman and a foreigner near the Asahi Building" "The woman died instantly." "The foreigner was seriously injured, but he will live." "One of the two criminals seems to be a woman." "You know, don't you?" "I know." "A featherlike thing settled on the barrel." "That's all." "You're wrong." "I'm right." "I don't mean that" "You killed a stranger" "You made a bad mistake." "You're finished." "Your ranking's gone." "And you'll be killed by someone." "I know that." "We're to kill or be killed." "You're going to die." "Die?" "Have you ever thought of death?" "Goodbye." "You're late." "I knew this was the only place you would come to." "You are mine." "We are beasts." "We are beasts." "Beast needs beast." "That's the best way." "You and I are beasts." "Who you calling?" "An airline company." "I'll leave Japan 'til things cool off." "Mami!" "Misako, I haven't died." "Stop or I'll shoot you." "I want to wash the blood off." "You're beautiful." "Remove your clothes." "This can kill a man." "Is it poisoned?" "It looks like just a sewing machine needle." "I am hungry." "I want to eat rice." " Why?" " Rice!" "I'm talking about hot boiled rice." "I want rice!" "It's like a grave." "Where can I pin you?" "I've wanted to embrace you." "When I think I have the chance you're trying to kill me." "What an irony!" "Where's your gun?" "You must have one." "I love you." "Damn you!" "Don't despise me!" "I can kill you with one shot." "You won't, until you sleep with me." "Where is the rice?" "Do you have some rice?" "If you don't, buy some." "You can buy it at a rice dealer's." "Go and buy some rice for me." "Misako, you must not underrate me." "Are you sure?" "Are you on the level?" "Where's the needle?" "I'll kill you." "That's what you have hoped for." "What are they?" "What are they?" "I have this." "I don't want to be involved in this." "You've changed." "Even if you change, I can't change." "Misako." "I can't die like this." "I've decided not to kill you." "I'm going." "Stop!" "If you pull the trigger, it will backfire." "The barrel's clogged." "I don't care." "I'm already a corpse." "You're a fool!" "Goodbye forever." "I couldn't kill her." "I couldn't." "She tried to kill me." "Am I a pro killer?" "I am no good as a killer." "At any rate I must." "This is Yabuhara." "Is it you, darling?" "Where are you?" "Don't make me fret." "Hello, hello!" "You're late." "I felt lonesome, darling." "Are you going to kill me?" "Did you come here to kill me?" "Are you going to kill me?" "You're not, are you?" "You're just pretending." "You know I was ordered to kill you, don't you?" "You know that." "I know everything." "I know why they were killed." "I heard everything from Yabuhara." "I'll tell you, but you can do nothing." "Something happened in smuggling diamonds." "The quantity we received was less than what they sent." "A customs man stole some a dealer cut them and an optometrist sold them." "If the sender found out, he would stop supplying stones." "So we asked you to kill the foreign investigator but you failed." "If the organization finds out I told you this, I'll be killed." "Won't you come to bed?" "Please make me happy." "It's been so long." "We are beasts." "Let's love each other like beasts." "You and I shall live together and die together." "If we're to die caress me, please." "Please." "You and I are beasts?" "Damn!" "I am not!" "Misako!" "Answer!" "Why didn't you kill Hanada?" "Why didn't you?" "Did he violate her?" "Did he violate her?" "I'll ask once more." "Why didn't you kill Hanada?" "Where's the place, Misako?" "Where are you?" "Misako, what did you say?" "Misako!" "What did you say then?" ""I love you"." "That's not what I want to know" "Where are you?" "She is dead." "Misako is dead." "5 men will wait for you here at 3 tomorrow." "We can't permit you to live." "You Mr. Hanada?" "There is a call for you." "It's me." "You are so nervous, aren't you?" "You're going to take revenge for the girl you loved?" "Go ahead." "No!" "No!" "Don't misunderstand." "Your reward is nothing." "Aren't you ashamed as a professional killer?" "It's my fate to go there." "You're such a fool." "What is your name?" "I have questions to ask you." "Who is No. 5 killer?" "You don't know?" "Then who is No. 4?" "No. 3 is you." "Who is No. 2?" "That's me." "You burnt him to death." "Who is phantom No. 1?" "Who is No. 1?" "Who is No. 1?" "I'm still alive." "I wasn't killed." "I'll see you home." "Who are you?" "I told you on the phone." "Are you No. 1?" "People call me that." "Whisky's spilling in your pocket." "I will kill you." "I was so worried." "If you were killed in that fight, I could get nothing." "I could've killed you." "But I owe you for what you did for me." "I'll repay my debt by warning you that I'll kill you." "Did you kill Yabuhara?" "Yes, I did." "Why?" "Do you want to know?" "Not really." "Things happen." "Yes." "Things happen." "Looking away is dangerous." "Don't turn your back on me, if you want to stay alive." "Running away from me?" "It's more risky outside." "Better stay there." "From every window of this building" "from this church" "from this hotel from these apartments he's aiming at me." "Where is No. 1?" "I wanted to shoot you, but I stopped." "If I kill you so simply, you'll be resentful." "How do you like the siege?" " Where?" " You sound vigorous." "That's good." "I'll tell you where I am." "I can see your hip from here." "You lay down on the floor." "That posture most becomes you." "How about food?" "I'm eating." "Sorry to bother you." "Chew your food well." "Eat digestible food." "Malnutrition will keep you from fighting properly." "You need proteins." "It'll be good to die fat as a pig." "Say something." "Why don't you speak?" "I have been talking." "Where are you?" "I'm near you." "Can you hear the sound of trains?" "By the way, how much food do you have?" "How many days will your provisions last?" "Let me sleep." "I hate this." "I can't stand it anymore." "I hate this." "Misako!" "Are you Mr. Hanada?" "Phone call for you." "I just wanted to eat while watching the lake." "I'll be back." "Where is No. 1?" "How can I locate him?" "Shall we put our guns away?" "What do you intend to do?" "Kill you!" "That I know." "Then don't ask me." "How will you kill me?" "I'll stay here and think." "How about sleeping?" "Let's fix times to sleep and wake up." "Where do you sleep?" "In bed." "Where can I sleep?" "Wherever you like." "This is my present." "I slept well." "Slept?" "You've kept your eyes open." "Can't you sleep with your eyes open?" "You don't have enough training." "When nature calls me, can I turn towards you?" "Let's behave decently." "I can smell woman." "This is our fate." "Have some water." "What about you?" "Why do you laugh?" "Where to?" "Just standing up." "If you do nothing, sit down." "I need fresh air." "Don't try anything funny." "How about the toilet?" "You're too low for such civilities." "What?" "You aren't experienced in these things." "All right, stand up." "Let's make a deal on our movements." "I can't believe you." "Let's settle 2 things at least." "One is that we shouldn't take our guns." "Two is we should walk arm in arm." "No." "Your intention to kill me breaks that promise." "But I must kill you." "I have to go." "Accept my offer." "Wait a minute." "Here's a parcel for you." "Your signature." "My signature?" "Well, I don't think we need it." "Shall we talk about women to kill time?" "Were you in love with Misako?" "We had no love." "We must not love women." "But you were in love with her." "I wasn't a complete killer." "I had a weak point." "I had a human weakness." "A killer must not be human." "He must be tough and cold." "He must not be affected by love and loneliness." "I see you woke up." "I could smell rice." "All right." "Let's eat out." "How about our guns?" "Leave them here." "I think it's ashes." "Do you know the contents of the parcel?" "No, I don't." "Perhaps it's a woman's ashes." " Where to?" " The toilet." "Stupid." "We're beasts." "We shall die like beasts." "This is the way No. 1 works." "Can you beat me?" "I'll be waiting for you at Etsuraku-en Gymnasium." "from 1 a.m. to 3." "If you don't come, you're a coward." "She's still alive." "I'll let you see her if you like." "Then you'll die." "Why should I not become No. 1?" "I'll become No. 1." "He is a coward." "My shoes are gone." "This is the way No. 1 works." "You're tired now." "Your destiny is closing in." "This is the way No. 1 works." "You are nervous." "You are tired." "Your destiny is closing in." "This is the way No. 1 works." "He tires you and then kills you." "Your destiny is closing in." "This is the way No. 1 works." "Who is No. 1?" "Who is No. 1?" "I am No. 1!" "I am No. 1!" "I am No. 1!" "I am No. 1!" "That killer has a pale face." "I think I've met him." "Who is he?" "I met him somewhere." "I want to kill him." "But he's disappeared." "Through a broken glass." "THE END"

"PEOPLE IN THE SUMMER NIGHT" "Sirkkais it!" "Well, how's Mansikki doing?" " Still not ruminating." "If she's not better by tomorrow, I have to get help." "But how can you go in your condition?" "I'll give her some flour gruel." " Let me get it." "Look, there's a fancy car!" " Gee, how fine!" "Looks like Sunday guests are arriving to Teliranta." "Good day." "I found the right place." " This is a surprise." "Greetings from the town." " You remembered your promise." "I remembered all along, but now I got a chance to come by." "I came to see ifthe sauna was warm." " Yes, it is." "Grandma, this is the man I've told you about." "Good day, madam." "I'm afraid I came unannounced." "Helka doesn't seem to mind." "Welcome to Teliranta." " Thank you." "Santra's mead sure is tasty." "Cheers!" "Santra made the mead already when father was alive." "She was our maid then." " She's a brisk woman, that one." "She even got her husband this croft." "Or how did it go?" "Well, who can remember..." "Everyone tries to handle their business the best they can." "Kids, go to the sauna, quickly!" " Wham ifthe guests went as well?" "There's not enough water." "You have to bathe yourselves from the inside." "We don't want to cause any trouble." "Is the mead strong enough?" " Your mead is always fine." "Our women never get it right." "So thank you, madam." " I'm no madam." "A crofter's wife, from an unpaid crofl." "You'll pay it when you've got the time." "How's Jukka Mettélé doing?" "Still working as a log driver?" "Yes, with his horse." "I'm waiting to see if he's coming home for Sunday." "It's a long way away, several leagues." "I hear the rails are still in Mahanala." " He's not coming." "You never know." "Bloody hell, look at that." " That was nothing." "You should have seen the Chinese guy at the carnival!" "How did he throw?" " There was this white woman." "I suppose she was his girl." "She stood against the wall." "I don't give a shit about the Chinese." "Let's go to the village." "No." "Then the guy circled her head with knives." "Aflenlvards the wall was full of knives!" "That was one hell of a Chink!" " I'm sure he was!" "A real man knows how to use his knife." "Drink and stop whining." " How come you didn't go home?" "Santra is all alone on a Saturday." "This man doesn't run afler women!" " Now between the knots." "Look at that lad!" " Come on now, Nokia!" "I'm not going, I already told you!" " I'm not one to beg!" "A horse is a lazy man's moneymaker!" "And I never beg, not even from the lords!" "The mother praised her daughter and said that she was fine" "The daughter went to see a boy who wooed her all the time" "Wham avermin!" "When you work in town in the summer, you want to relax on the countryside." "I suppose so." "But the town can be afun place, too." "As long as you don't have to live there." " Did you and Helka meet often?" "Helka's been the apple of grandma's eye ever since her mother, my sister, died." "Yes, we met quite often." "Miss Helka said that I should see Teliranta in the summer." "That no place compares to this." "And now I see that it's true." "As long as God gives us nice weather." " Farmers depend on the weather." "Greetings from the sauna." " as it warm enough?" "Yes." "Our Selma has learned to love the heat." "Even more than grown-ups." " That was nothing." "Helka was in such a hurry." " No more than usual." "Your bed is made." "The girls will show you." "Thank you for the trouble." " It was nothing." "I guess we can turn in, then." "What do you think, girls?" " Not yet." "It's such a lovely night." "Then you come in and make noise just as I've fallen asleep." "We're going anyway." "Good night." " Good night." "Don't keep everyone up all night." "We won't." "Good night, grandma." " Good night." "One can't sleep on a summer night like this." "Don't you agree?" "Look how calm the lake is." "And the sunset predicts fine weather." "Don't you believe me?" " I do." "Did you have trouble sleeping?" " I wasn't even trying." "Look at that dusk." "I can almost hear its quiet music." "I don't know..." "Ifeel strange." "Like on that spring festival when we played together." "I remember it, too." "Now I know what it was." "The same dusky and wonderful summer night radiated from you." "I hope you don't mind us staying so late, Santra." "Of course not." " Thanks and good night." "Same to you." "Well, so long." "We'll talk about business later." " Okay, let's do that." "I almost forgot to pay the mead maker." "There's still some beer lefl, right?" "Don't be mad, Santra." "Whenl come here again, " "I'll cross out a few instalments for the crofl." "What about the wife?" "Is there any beer left?" "We'll see." "Where did he go?" " He was here a minute ago." "Go, or they'll come back inside." "Some other time, then." "I have to go now." "Good night, Arvid." "Good night." "Jukka, you should have..." "You should have gone home." "Mother, we're going to the Virtanens!" "Can we?" "Go, since you already ate." "Let's go." "Hey, kids!" "You must never tell anyone about what's happening at home." "No matter how many times they ask." "Remember." "What did she mean?" " Those men who drank mead last night." "It was strange to wake up when I didn't hear the usual town noises, - just the twitter of swallows." "The air was full of them." "As long as I've lived here, they've nested in the same place." "Over sixty years." " They're a bunch of old-timers." "Am I the last one?" " I suppose so." "You still murmured in the drawing room when the sun was rising." "Teliranta must be an old estate." " It's been in the family for 300 years." "It's passed on from father to son." "I wonder what happens after me." "All I have is Selma." "Selma can work just as well as boys on the fields." "She'll take care ofthis house." " The girls planned to live as spinsters." "Selma would stay here and Helka on her own plot." "My plot is by the river." "I haven't been there this summer." "Let's all go!" "It's a lovely day." " Don't be silly, it's too far away." "You youngsters can go." " I'd love to come." "Of course you have to see it." "Madam, a few log drivers came to get milk again." "Very well." "The log drivers are about to leave." "Moving on to the other lake." "Have you milked the moo-cow yet?" " Of course." "Only lumberjacks sleep until noon on a Sunday." "Isn't her nose up in the air." " It's my own nose." "Did you ask the madam?" " I came here to see you." "My buddy is here for the milk." "Morning, madam." "Here we are again." "But we're leaving tonight." "You have to have milk for your coffee." "So you're leaving?" "How manyjugs?" " A few." "Bottles, too." "She's not getting better." "We need help." "I could get the village vet." " There's no need for a vet yet." "I'll talk to Mrs. Teliranta." "But are you strong enough to row?" " hy wouldn't I be." "You should be careful." "I find it fascinating that once there was a house here." "The resident must have looked for peace." "For this place is called Nun." "When I was little, I wanted to be a nun." "I was going to live here forever." " How do you feel now?" "Why should I feel any different?" " I find your dream quite unsatisfactory." "If you were a nun, what would happen to me?" "You could become a confessor." " Indeed." "I haven't seen any ripe strawberries." " They aren't ripe yet." "The rye is barely ripened." " I think it is." "I checked this morning." "Fifth of the ears are still unripe." "You sound just like a farmer." "Ifeel like I belong here, on the countryside with you." "How can I ever leave?" "Do you love me?" " How could I not?" "Good day, Jalmari." " Good day, madam." "Hilja insisted on getting help." " She might need help herself." "Should I go already?" " Not yet. ltell you when to go." "Hello, ladies." "Are you going to a party?" "No, but there's a dance tonight." " Really?" "Good day, madam." "Could you tell me which of those shacks is Pajula?" "'Madam...' It's the second one on the left." "Closer than I thought." "How far are you going?" " I'm going to see my daughter." "She's married to Eemeli Viihtalainen." "They have a crofl at the lower village." "It's quite ajourney." "An old woman shouldn't walk herselfto death." "The bus should drive by soon." "Have a nice trip!" "Oh, dear." "How could I take your money, sir..." "Is the farmer around?" "He wasjust here." "I don't know where he went." "I can come closer, then." " There's plenty of room." "How long are the log drivers staying?" "Not longer than tonight." "Will you miss us?" "Are there many rafts upstream?" " Quite a few, I suppose." "But who gives a damn?" "I'mjust as good as those men." "How would I know about your manhood?" "If I come to your granary tonight, you'll know by morning." "Will I?" "It depends on how nicely you ask." "Is she your girlfriend?" "Even if she was, there's plenty for two." "Don't worry, that meant nothing." "I came to ask for some hard stuff." "It's Sunday, after all." "Yes, I might have some." "Do you have money?" " I never owe anyone." "I wasjust asking!" "Let's go then." "America is quite a country!" "I know, I've been there!" "They carve gold with a wooden knife." "'All right!" "'" "Do you believe me?" " Why wouldn't I?" "And the houses!" "They're like the Tower of Babel." "And people don't complain about every bug bite like they do here." "Bloody hell!" "I'm going away, to America!" "This old land can't feed its men." "Or do you think I won't go?" " I wouldn't think like that." "This bloke is leaving for the coast!" "It's not the Gold Coast or the Pepper Coast, just a coast." "Toodle-bloody-oo, toodle-bloody-oh, this bloke sure is merry!" "You lookjust like our Eevertti!" "There, have a fiver." "Maija has a dozen kids" "And they all behave like monkeys" "What's the hurry?" "None whatsoever!" "In this sorrowful world" "I'm just singing by myself" "In sorrow I sit, in sorrow I stand" "And I walk the sorrowful road" "Hey, lad." "Bring me some water from the spring." "I just gave you a fiver." " How will I bring it?" "Think of something!" "Hurry up, damn you!" "Well, so long." "You'd better go." "Do you have a horse?" " I can borrow one from Ollila." "I'll go at once." "Would you stay here for a while?" "Go already." " I'll be quick." "And madam is staying." "I thought I'd finally get some peace." " Yes, you already have so many." "Indeed." "But what can you do." "Don't worry, Hilja." "Your labours have always gone smoothly." "I suppose so." "But what about the cow..." "She'll be fine, ruminating already." "Oh, why did you take so long?" "Aren't we going after all?" "Oh, dear." "I forgot all about it." " What's so important?" "A dance in Viitala." "It's a grand event in this village." "There's still time." "I have a car." "I thought you were lost." "I almost came to get you." "It's a long way." "And we didn't have the heart to leave." "We're going to the dance in Viitala." " Not before these fugitives eat." "The food is on the table." "Manta went to see a cow." "Please eat quickly." " We will." "Come on, Arvid." "Manta is taking so long." "It must have been bad." "She may have to help Hilja, too." "Is the farmer at home?" " No." "What about the wife?" " Aren't you in a hurry." "Both are away." "But I need a midwife for Hilja." "Already?" " Farmer promised me a horse." "You know your way, the mare is on the meadow." "Come here." "What are you doing?" "God damn." "I'll get you..." "It could have taken me all night." " A bad workman blames his tools." "I could have watched you all night, but I helped for Hilja's sake." "I place my hat on your rack, ring-a-ling-a-ding, on your rack" "And my boots under your bed, and my boots under your bed" "I place my hand on your neck, ring-a-ling-a-ding, on your neck" "And the other one under your loin, and the other one under your loin" "We'll get a good rye harvest this year." "I have a small piece ofland." "Why don't you stay on your land?" "Instead, you live like this." "But why complain?" "The land is too small but nice nonetheless." "And my boots under your bed, and my boots under your bed" "I place my hand on your neck, ring-a-ling-a-ding..." "Quit singing, boy!" "Just read your books!" "Here's a lad who doesn't bow and scrape!" "Shut your trap, geezer!" " You don't tell me what to do, Nokia!" "That's what you'll learn right now!" "Forever and ever, amen!" "Come here, you runt!" "Come, ifyou dare!" "'Dare...'" "That's why Selma was in such a hurry." "I thought you wouldn't come." "Would you like to dance?" " V\fith you, of course." "We didn't come here to watch, did we?" " Of course not." "A doctor..." "He needs a doctor." "No doctor can help him now." "We need other sorts of authorities." "You'll be getting regular meals for a while, Nokia." "It wasn't my fault." "He provoked me." "But we need a doctor." "First a horse from the village." "I'll go myself!" " I'm sure you will!" "You two go with him." "We're not letting a murderer go." " I'm not a murderer!" "Whoever says that will get a hell to pay!" "And I'll tell his wife..." "What was her name?" "Jukka, what have you done to yourself and to me..." "But I have the right to get him a doctor!" "Come with me, Puolaméki and Heinonen." "Kortsaani will give us a horse." "Oh, this goddamned life..." "What on Earth is going on?" "No need to bang so hard." " It's an emergency." "I came to get the midwife." " Miss was just taken elsewhere." "Where?" "How can this be?" "Other people have children, too." "She's with Elli Kivelé." "Along this road, at the village edge." "If he's dead, I'm doomed." "But he provoked me, you saw it." "It was his own fault." "I'll make sure we get a doctor." "Have you ever seen a man stabbed like that?" "Not like that." "But once I saw..." "I don't give a hoot about that!" "Is there anybody home?" "We're a couple of murderers!" "Murderers are not welcome!" " We're coming, and that is that." "We need a telephone and a horse to get a doctor." "I already told you!" "Say what you want to say." " A man needs a doctor." "He provoked me and I stabbed him." "But I'll get help, God damn!" "Watch your mouth!" "There's an old woman inside." "I'm so sorry." "Women deserve peace and respect." "I forgot." "But you must realise we're in a hurry." "Please, give me a horse." "But first we have to phone the doctor." "Tell him we'll pay for everything!" "Okay." "Behave yourselves, I'll make the call." "What is it?" " Hello." "I need to speak to the doctor." "Drink, lad." "This may be our last drink." "They can't possibly arrest me." " Sure." "They've seen you with me." "And you told me to 'beat the tar out of him'." "Did I say that?" "I wouldn't..." "Yes, you did." "Come off it." "Give me another sip." "That's right." "I'll send a horse for you, doctor." "All right." "Hello." "And then the police chief, quickly." "The nights are much darker in Southern Finland." "That's right." "But this is better." "Right now." "When the night is as light as day, it feels like time is standing still." "I wish time could stop." "Right this moment." "Where's that girl?" "I sent her to get Alviina." "And what's taking Jalmari so long?" "Don't worry." "Everything will go like it's meant to." "Alviina went to a gospel festival and won't be back until tomorrow." "All right." "We'll have to do without her." "How's the cow doing?" "Don't worry about cows." "Everything will turn out just fine." "Go and see how the cow is doing, and tuck in the children." "Is the midwife here?" "I came to get her." "She's not done yet." "But you can talk to her." "Well?" " You should come to Syrjéméki, Miss." "It's impossible." "I'm needed here any moment now." "We need you, too!" " I can't go." "If the situation is bad, get the doctor." "Just as bad as here." "What a disgrace than one can't get help in this society!" "Okay, boys." "Where's the body?" "Only the doctor can tell if it's a body or not!" "Is it far?" " Not at all." "Let's go and see." "Were there any grudges with the dead man?" "Concerning cards or booze?" "There was a quarrel in a card game once." "Mettéléwas quite bad-tempered." "Once he..." "God damn, what kind of a man tells the police..." "You told me to 'beat the tar out of him'." "I didn't say that!" " We'll find out." "I can't arrest you until I see the body." " Let's wait for the doctor!" "Do you need the doctor?" " hy else would I be here?" "He's in Mahanala to see a stab victim." "Or a dead body." "They came to get him." " Wham should I do?" "The midwife is busy." "Hilja can't wait forever." "The baby comes when it comes." "What should I do?" " Well, what can we do?" "You can get there from Teliranta, right?" " Yes, that's right." "I'll call them to halt the doctor and show him the way to your house." "Although, he doesn't have his instruments..." "I'll make the call first and then I'll give you his bag." "Hello." "Yes, this is Teliranta." "What did you say?" " From the doctor's house." "He's there to see the dead man." "There was another fight." "And the midwife wasn't at home." " Why would they need her?" "Not them, but this man couldn't get a midwife so he needs a doctor." "Wham man?" "Ah, syrjam;-aki." "Now I get it." "I see." "I'll halt the doctor when he goes by." "Good night." " What is it?" "Is it Hilja?" "Just go to sleep." "You'll hear about it in the morning." "'as he the stabber?" "Hey, don't go anywhere!" "I can drink when I'm thirsty!" " There's plenty of water in prison." "And what about this man?" "Did he egg him on?" "I never did!" "Nokia doesn't remember." "Since you're such good buddies, you can stay together for a while." "He called for a doctor." " We are the best doctors here." "One of you has to go back and call for a warden." "We could borrow the neighbour's horse." " I'm sure we can!" "Mikko is at home." "I saw him looking out the window." "Somebody get that horse." "There's the doctor." "The offender wanted to make sure..." "Well, I can't do anything to a dead body." "Matti, take my wallet from the lefl breast pocket." "Keep your money." "You may need it later." "Should I cross out another thousand in your croft deed?" "Did the price have to be so high in the first place?" "Where should I take them?" "Will the police chiefinspect them now?" "Yes, he will." "No matter how late it is." "I'll take them there then." "Hop on the cart, lads." "Isn't that Mr. Teliranta?" " Indeed it is." "He's up early." "Good morning." "I've been waiting for the doctor." "Who's fallen sick?" " No-one in our house, thank God." "I heard that Jalmari Syrjéméki was in a panic, looking for the doctor." "Hilja is in labour, and the midwife is busy." "My wife has been with Hilja all night." "Since I've already seen a dead man, I might as well go see a newborn." "How should we go about it?" " Jalmari will bring your instruments." "He should be here soon." "But we can leave right away." "Let's take my motorboat." " You wait here, Lehtiméki, - and tell syrjamaki to bring my bag at once." "Morning, father." "We came to have coffee." " A lot of early birds around here." "Make your own coffee." "I'll take the doctor to Syrjéméki." "We'll tag along." "Aftenlvards we can take the doctor home in the car." "That's fine by me." "Can't anybody hear me?" "I'm dying of thirst!" "What do you want, prisoner?" " Water, or I'll catch fire!" "Don't you want alcohol?" " Don't mock a prisoner!" "Be careful, he's a murderer!" "Be quiet." "I know Nokia." "Go back there." "I'll watch over him." "You're responsible now, livari." "What a warden!" "Hard to believe he's my brother." "Did he die right away?" "I think so." "Have you been injail before?" " No, not injail." "I've been fined a few times." "Listen, you don't look like a lumberjack." "How come you ended up floating logs?" "It was an impulse." "I wanted to try it out." "They tell such beautiful stories about it." "But everyone is so ugly." "Haven't seen a fair man since I lefl home." "What about the girls?" " Ha!" "Those cows are not for me." "But my knife penetrated the man lightly!" "But God damn, I refuse to feel bad!" "The boy was naive and beautiful, he was naive and beautiful" "Don't you mean 'the girl'?" " The boy was naive and beautiful..." "He was naive and beautiful" "Let me drink it all!" " Drink away, God's child." "It might be your last drink." "It's a harsh thought to be isolated from everything." "You don't understand what these shackles mean!" "I'll be wearing them for God knows how many years!" "Do you see now?" "No-one can sleep in this terrible racket!" "Sleep!" "What about the rest of us?" "What do you know about a young man's pain?" "The young soul has a longing that he cannot even name." "Go ahead, look at me." "You can hug your boyfriend whenever you like." "But what do I have?" "Not even a mother!" "Mother..." "Mother!" "Tonight I seem to be late for both the dead and the newborn." "But congratulations, madam." " Thank you." "I've got everything now except for my husband." "Look at the baby's skin." "How lovely." "I guess we have to leave the madam alone." "Mrs. Teliranta could pay the doctor." "The money is..." "Listen, I went to see a dead man for free." "So I won't charge for seeing such a sweet baby girl." "There he finally is!" "Here are the instruments, doctor." " Thank you, but it's too late." "At first I couldn't catch the mare..." "Everything went just fine." "Congratulations, Jalmari." "And remember, don't let your darling get up too early." "Othenlvise she grows old and ugly!" "And you have to keep your woman even when she's old!" "Well, goodbye then." " We can all use some coffee now." "Goodbye." " Take care." "At least give me your hand before I fall asleep again." "Look at this beautiful morning, the fading Sunday in its reflection." "Yes, and look at that old family estate." "It has such a grand spirit." "It seems independent of the people who live there today." "It is like a sanctum, whose peace an ordinaw word would disturb." "I think I'll leave before it wakes up." "I'll follow you anywhere." "Now and forever." "Where are you?" " Comi ng!" "How canl bear this..." "I don't even know its name." "All I know is that everything has happened just for this." "Come, Arvid." "Translation:" "Maarit Tulkki Saga Vera Oy"