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Product: Heritage Pizza Stone, 15 inch Ceramic Baking Stones for Oven Use - Non-Stick, No Stain Pan & Cutter Set for Gas, BBQ & Grill - Kitchen Accessories & Housewarming Gifts w/ Bonus Pizza Wheel - Black
Brand: Heritage Products
Color: Black
Features:
-Fast Food: These pizza stones for oven use pre-heat twice as fast as other stones, thoroughly cooking homemade pizzas in speedier baking times and producing crispier crusts. Plus, its tapered edge makes serving easy, so you can have pizza fast, and fuss free!
-Minimise Mess: Our superior baking stone is grease and burn resistant, coated in a non-stick glaze that prevents dough from fusing to the base and creating a mess. It also washes easily, so after a soapy sponge and rinse, your oven pizza stone will look as good as new.
-Durable: Our pizza stone for oven use is cast from black ceramic and protected by a heat resistant coating. This layer shields the surface from very high temperatures and prevents the stone from smoking, so it won't impair your pizza's flavour.
-The Perfect Slice: Our pizza stone for oven and BBQ cooking comes with an all-important pizza cutter! So, if you're looking for a pizza stone set, look no further! Slicing through pizzas with ease, you can banish nightmares of tearing at a half-sliced deep-dish, for good!
-Care: Our large pizza stone is made from fine natural materials and is easy to use. Simply place in a room-temperature oven and preheat! Careful though - placing the cold stone in a hot oven can cause cracking and would totally ruin your pizza party!
Description:
The first time you take a bite of a pizza off of the Heritage stone
you may weep at the beauty of the moment, but you may be filled
with regret upon the realization of all the lesser pizza you have suffered through till now.
Though it may be burning the roof of your mouth, you will feel no pain,
for your mind and soul will be flying through the Tuscan country side.
While your friends devour their pizza they will look at you with a mixture of awe and horror,
suspecting you to be some kind of dark sorcerer.
Quickly calm them by telling them “Elon Musk invented it. It’s the same material as the rockets.”
They will vigorously nod and grunt acceptance as they keep chewing.
Words of Warning from our customers:
“If you are in the middle of a divorce please just buy a second stone.
It’s not worth the heartache and legal fees to fight over it.” - April Sanders
“Please do not tell your children during dinner
that if the pizza stone was your son
he would be your favorite.” - Kathy Tecku
Happy Eating,
co-founder Mike Tecku