Prompt: The old man sat at the computer, not quite sure how to use it. He was confused by the graphics, the inputs, and the modernity of it all. He complained that things weren't as simple as they once were, and longed for a time when penny candy cost a penny. Why was he using this damned contraption? Porn.
Negative prompt: embedding:bad-hands-5 embedding:FastNegativeV2, Symmetry