Prompt: a photo that tells a (witty:1.4) story, (extremely detailed hyperrealistic masterpiece, best quality, high resolution uncompressed raw photo:0.8)
Negative prompt: (low quality:2), (normal quality:2), (lowres:2), (monochrome), ((grayscale)), looking at viewer, (close-up:0.6), (ng_deepnegative_v1_75t:0.85)