One edit ten days ago and two today does not constitute an edit war by any definition of the word  Not only do you lack the authority to warn me about edit warring my second edit was made two minutes before you abusively posted an edit war template on my page  You will likely have your peepee smacked by an admin considering that the war in question does not even involve factual matters rather it concerns your hideous lack of writing skills  It is unnecessary to state that teams that score  runs usually win the game because anyone with a perfunctory knowledge of baseball knows that  The page was just a simple list until you and  decided to turn it into a complete abortion of the English language  You and  use countless examples of excessively verbose wording when more concise writing would be far more precise Youll surely go far in life by crying to mommy rather than learning how to construct a simple sentence