I was a monkeynButane in my veinsnSo Im out to cut the junkienWith the plastic eyeballsnSpraypaint the vegetablesnDog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhosenKill the headlightsnAnd put it in neutralnStock car flaming with a losernAnd the cruise controlnBabys in Reno with the vitamin DnGot a couple of couchesnSleep on the love seatnSomeone keeps sayingnIm insane to complainnAbout a shotgun weddingnAnd a stain on my shirtnDont believe everything that you breathenYou get a parking violationnAnd a maggot on your sleevenSo shave your facenWith some mace in the darknSaving all your food stampsnAnd burning down the trailer park