cellpadding cellspacing styleborderpx solid black backgroundcoloreeff marginbottomem width  styletextaligncenter Congratulations Here are what pass for words of wisdom from the puppy   styletextalignleft  Remember you will always protect the wrong version  Remember you must always follow the rules except for when you ignore them You will always pick the wrong one to do See   Remember to assume good faith and not bite Remember that when you are applying these principles most diligently you are probably dealing with a troll   Use the block ability sparingly Enjoy the insults you receive when you do block  Remember when you make these errors someone will be more than happy to point them out to you in dazzling clarity and descriptive terminology  and finally Remember to contact me if you ever need assistance and I will do what I am able    styletextaligncenterDISCLAIMER  This humor does not reflect the official humor of Wikipedia the Wikimedia Foundation or Jimbo Wales All rights released under GFDL