First I would like some help getting unblocked so I will need prospective adopters to give a brief history of their experience especially with regard to assisting blocked editors in regaining a good status in the community  Candidates should also explain how many hours per week they would be able to assist their past experience in adoption programs and any other information that they feel may be pertinent in the selection process  Candidates will be screened for any past editing issues to include blocks topic bans or other community sanctions that  may lead me to disqualify them from the adoption selection process  Candidates will be scored on the basis of experience capability availability and other qualities desired  The winning candidate will be announced here and must agree to abide by the terms and conditions of an irrivocable nondisclosure agreement  The selection will be conducted by an independent judging organization whose decisions are final on all matters  Adopter will be responsible for all actions of the Adoptee while the agreement remains in effect  The terms of the adoption are for  months or  days after the formal notification of separation by either party  Above terms subject to change without notice Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages the above limitations may not apply to you   Employees of Wikipedia and their families are not eligible  It is the Adoptees policy to conduct its selection on a confidential basis  so this may be the only response that you receive  Left handed people excluded  LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning