My Offer Anent My Unblock I am back to pursue my case not in the form of trolling and harassment but in a polite urbane manner I ask that you bear with me on this  History From alpha to omega here is an aperu My work on Wikipedia commenced rather abruptly when I made my debut using  My subsequent edits were along the same line I was promptly blocked for vandalism In retrospect I understand that my edits were definitely not constructive but I would not construe them as vandalism as I was just an abecedarian then   I returned with  to  I was quite hostile to Jpgordon and continued to argue my case quite impolitely insulting other users After making my only constructive edit I was blocked for trolling and harassment I continued to argue against my block and my block settings were changed disabling me from editing at all  I returned with  truly thinking I was reformed I created my userpage declaring that I was the alternate account of Hiineedrequestforcomment I made several improvements to Julia Mancuso Shaun White Ted Ligety Purna Akola city and  Winter Olympics but then I started arguing with users about the ranking of the  Winter Olympics medal table I do admit that my actions were quite inappropriate Aprs reading my userpage promulgation Andrwsc blocked me I asked him tersely Does my block mean that all indefinitelyblocked users cannot ever return to Wikipedia to make changes even if they are helpful This prompted him to change the block settings of Hiineedrequestforcomment to allow me to make my offer Here I am now  Declarations I pledge allegiance to Wikipedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit However that promise has unfortunately been denied to me I promise to let sleeping dogs lie It was my obsession with pursuing justice of that petty IP that led to my downfall I promise to continue making constructive edits The following are the inexhaustive diffs for all the constructive edits I have made Bode Miller Julia Mancuso Shaun White Ted Ligety Purna Akola city  Winter Olympics And many more   I issue an apology to all those editors who have construed me as a detriment to Wikipedia  Final Thoughts The year of  was an annus mirabilis but my only regret was not coming to Wikipedia earlier To Andrwsc you didnt think much of my constructive edits Yes they may not have promoted articles to Featured Article of Good Article statuses but nonetheless they were improvements to the general quality of WikipediaAlso I dont understand why you are giving me this chance when you say at the Administrators noticeboard that you would personally vote oppose to an unblock Does that mean I have no chance of getting unblocked I will assay to refrain from argufying that may launch into a fullscale argumentum I hope to participate in the development of an accurate just collegial ambiance here on Wikipedia For me in the aftertime I hope to develop mutual understanding with my fellow editors My amour propre is quite high now so please dont ruin it I hope you will help me help Wikipedia by unblocking me forthwith and allowing me to apply my abracadabra to those articles starkly in need of magic I would not be where I am and the person I am without Wikipedia Many may consider this to be an overstatement but I consider it to be what some may call reality Thanks