Hello world My name is Jennifer Keegan and I am married to the most beautiful man in the world Gabriel Keegan He is  tall and has gorgeous freckels I am  tall and have moles all over my face and my bum cheaks We got married in swanshurst park and i unfortunately fell into the pond and got my big toe bitten off by a duck i named him Nabeelian II  I have given birth to  beautiful children Meehaf Keegan and OdulDrizzle are twins both boys and both beautiful I raped them They have a baby inside them even though it seems impossible  My other child is a girl called GurtrudeNippleLicker I choose the name easily cause ive always wanted that name It describes my life really I live in a cardboard box and eat beans and seaman I like willys preferably i like one inch wonders that are floppy