Vandal warnings  One more Dear Wb   Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia  It is considered vandalism  If you would like to experiment use the sandbox Thank you  yours truly    The others                No prob  Thanks for contacting me  Believe me Id rather help you than block you  So heres some reading material  WikipediaManual of style  This is an excellent resource for learning how to contribute here  Im also as close as my talk page  Sorry to have come off harsh but you wouldnt believe the sort of really weird edits from people who mean to harm the site instead of help it  Im extremely pleased to help you if youd like     Wiki brah why did you move a nomination for admin  Im not objecting just confused  Also btw how did you come across that page  its not a usual page for new users to come across at first Thanks in advance for your response    Ho cakes  Uh right    WB what are you doing  I said Id help you but if you do another edit like that last one itll be a time out  OK  No more weirdness  Thanks     Well in order to stay your articles really need to meet a certain level of quality  Im sure you mean well but you really need to settle down a tad and get a feel for the site  You cant treat this like a blog page  Ho cakes  I admit it made me laugh especially the featured article header  Butstuff like that really isnt the best use of the sites resources  The nice folks who pay for the servers want the best possible return on their investment  Tell you what  I have to run but if you have an idea for an article why not stop by my talk page and let me know what it is  Maybe if I show you how to write a good article you might understand WIkipedia better     Its OK  Well get you up to speed  However you should decide on a single user name  Right now youre bouncing between three of them  How bout we just stick with this one here     Last warning  If you continue to post nonsense or to disrupt Wikipedia by slapping a delete template on Cindy Sheehan you WILL be blocked     Actually that is exactly what I was coming here to do  That was uncalled for as was Monkey spank  Gotta give you a time out for a couple of days for disrupting this site  Nothing personal  However you can still edit this page if you wish to respond to the block      Good Morning   so what are you doing and going on  Why is everyone being mean to me  I am just trying to help  I read some guidelines and articles and dont think she is a notable person just like a stuntwoman on tv for brief fame  I am getting better but still sort of autistic my parents still keep me here   No one wants to be mean to you  I had a feeling you were autistic and Im working with a couple of other autistic users  We welcome you here  But you need to remember that this isnt a playground and that you simply cant edit the way you have been  Im giving you one more chance  Ill remove your block but only if you do the right thing OK  Let us all help you     OK Brah  Ive unblocked you  Now please be good and edit like I know you can  I have to go but Im keeping an eye on you    Thanks      Hi WB  Man Im glad it was you and not the vandal Im dealing with right now whos messing up my page    If you want Ill gladly paste that Englishspeaking template to your user page  As far as making templates is concerned theyre pretty much like making articles but I think you have to have the green light from other users before you create one  Ill look into that for you  Gotta run after I fix your user page     Take a look  Think youll like your user page now    Later     Sarah  WB please do not post articles like that  There isnt a problem with pornography here but there is a problem with nonsense and nearnonsense  OK  Please     Digging your user page    What I am referring to is the nonnotability of Sarah  Cant you think of something to write about other than an unverifiable thirdrate porn actress starring in a fourthrate porn movie  I admit it made me laugh though     Copyright violation  Hi WB  You cannot cut and paste information from other sites  Thats a violation of copyright law  Not good  Also this is the English Wikipedia not Brazilian Portuguese  My friend I dont want to send you for another time out but this kind of editing is disruptive  Lets wipe that thing out and start again this time with a fresh articleone of your own      Phil collins south park   I didnt vandalize your article I put it up for VFD for the reasons I stated there And Im glad that Lucky is working with you hes a good guy That doesnt have much to do with your Phil Collins article however    I dont have any opinion about you I dont know you You shouldnt take my motion to delete your article as any kind of personal attack As they say its nothing personal its just business And on a different note please stop plastering  and related templates on my talk page     Templates   Wiki brah   Im sorry Im working on about a dozen other things at the moment that I need to finish Id like to be able to help but I have too many things going on all at once I really dont know much about porn anyway Im a theology professor and I usually stick to contributing to theology articles or doing admin actions Perhaps some of the more pornsavvy contributors could be of help        Concerns  WB do you realize that you just asked a Roman Catholic theologian  Essjay  for help with a porn article  And no Soltak isnt picking on you  Hes trying to help but I think hes running short on patience  I hate to say this but so am I  You keep on adding the same kinds of edits youre using sockpuppets in an inappropriate manner since when are you from Brazil by the way you have yet to respond to a request for comment and now youre attacking other users  I dont think youre being bad on purpose but your behaviors driving us kind of nuts  Id like you to do something for me  Stay off Wikipedia this weekend  Thats not an order  Instead do something else  Take a ride  Go on a picnic  Visit the park  Go shopping  Work on your hobbies  Heck watch some TV  I plan on staying away myself  I plan on spending time with my wife flying my radio controlled airplanes and quite possibly start working on putting my  Ford Mustang back on the street  Poor little cars been sitting in my garage for six years and the weather should be pretty nice  Might even tinker with my old  MercedesBenz  that number sound familiar  In short Im going to do something that doesnt involve sitting by my computer  You should too     I am not being mean to you WB  If you really are originally from Brazil Im sorry I doubted you  The request for comment means that several other users are worried about the kind of work youre making for others to clean up after you  Soltak told you about it  If you go to WikipediaRequests for comment youll see what I mean and youll have a chance to respond  Did you read my last note all the way through  Did you have a chance to enjoy your weekend away from the computer  I had a rough day myself  Crashed my model airplane after putting time and money into it my fault and my cars alternator blew out leving me stranded  So sadly I am back on the computer for the time being  Once again no one is being mean to you but your edits are causing problems and we all want to help you contribute better  Otherwise you may be blocked from editing for good     My bad  I was thinking of another user who has a request for comment posted  It isnt you and Im sorry to have concerned you  As far as the new articles are concerned they are much better in my opinion than the ones youve done  The one on the SNL skit