I want to share something with you   Here is a poem that details something I think youll find educational  After checking over your behavior on Wikipedia a little bit I think you might be interested in what its like to have a penis  Your incessant edit warring that you childishly deny and your infuriating relentless selfimportance are all the evidence that I need to conclude that you either a dont have a penis much like Gwen Gale or b possess such a small penis that it just doesnt count  Anyway enjoy this poem  just for you   Ill tell you a short poem Ill try to make it quick The subject is quite simple The joy of having a dick  Penises are super things Daedalus should be jealous An organ surrounded by sensitive skin Thats smooth and rarely hairless  It starts to grow dramatically When youre about thirteen Your testicles on either side Your willy in between  It dangles neatly down below Soft obedient and loyal At the slightest hint of lust Its ready to uncoil  It often has a mind all of its own Its like a wild untamed beast It squirms and writhes and stretches out When you expect it least  Sometimes yes it misbehaves Erecting when it shouldnt A bumpy train ride sets it off Just when you wish it wouldnt  And during the summer wearing little sunning on the beach The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech  Handle it with love and care For it can give great pleasure Has it grown since last weekend And when did you last measure  Some people fret about its size They give it lots of thought Is thirteen inches long enough It makes guys quite distraught  They peek across in urinals To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them Theres no way they can pee  Masturbating is a sin Thats what some folk believe But those are just old wives tales Cuz it really can relieve  Without this fabulous organ No shag would be complete Lesbians will try their best But must admit defeat  It has to main bodily functions Im sure youll all agree To start a whole new life and of course daily to pee  But I think the thing thats marvellous About that one eyed brute Is that when its trying to procreate It knows which fluid to shoot  And always it remains with you Until youre old and frail Dont take it out in public though or youll be thrown in jail  And so to summarise Id say with certainty that every male loves his little friend But girls no matter what we do Please dont fold spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend