Your young age  Ive figured out what makes you so interested in that donkey punch article  Its your age  Youre a minor  A child in other words  Youre under one or both ages of majority in the United States  or   I suspect you are a high school student under   Earlier you claimed to be Steven Andrew Miller a student living in Printers Row Chicago  Most university students advertise their university affiliations  You didnt  Makes me think youre a child  So just how young are you  People should know whom their dealing with so they dont get in trouble for using profanity to a child or insulting a child or saying negative things to a child or whatever is illegal with children nowadays  Its problematic to deal with children on the internet and you should put up a userbox indicating your age to avoid those problems