When I first heard of coldplay I thought it was the name of a sandwich like come cold cut corn beef with rye  Imagine how shocked I am to learn that this cold sandwich consisting of castrated schoolboys is pretending to be a talented music group lol  Yet you bring a champion of cold cuts to dispute music with me  A champion of cold cuts is going to argue about Soviet Russia with me  Spare me this insult please and you know you brought this on yourself by throwing away my smart music edits of the past