Alan Kroeger Benevolent Instigator   Alan by the authority vested in me by the most recent breath I took I hereby proclaim you to be Benevolent Instigator of the moment in gratitude and appreciation of your outstanding work on violin soundpost adjustment and for bringing that knowledge to the pedia Allow me to bask in the glory of being a humble member of your cheering section if you will and may the three stone Buddha of Route  smile upon your efforts