cumshotseverywhere    wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him The husband  Oh dear it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard it almost hurts      While making love he says  Darling lets do    Whats that  You do it to me and Ill owe you one       Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours  Darling I will turn off the light put one on and you guess the flavour As soon as he turns off the light she takes it in the mouth and says  Gorgonzola  Wait it is not on yet       Two friends  Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment Do you want to come  Of course How many people are coming  Three if you bring your girlfriend       A little boy asked his mother  Mummy why are you white and I am black  Dont even ask me that when I remember that party you are lucky that you dont bark       One woman stops a taxi  To the airport please After ten minutes the taxi driver watching the woman in the mirror says  You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today  Are you kidding me I am not pregnant  Well you havent arrived to the airport yet neither       One man calls emergency  Come immediately my little son has swallowed a condom After five minutes the same man calls back  It is OK I found another one       Pinocchio talks to Gepetto  Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls  You know my son I didnt care too much about that detail but that should not be a problem Go to the shop take a sandpaper and fix it After some time Gepetto asks Pinocchio  Well did you resolve the problem with the girls  Daddy since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore    of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date  of the men had sex in a nontraditional place  of the women favour nudity  of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes  of the women experienced anal sex  of the women prefer sex in the morning  Conclusion  Statistically speaking you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day    of the men have never experienced homosexual relations  of the women would like to have sex in the forest  of the women have never experienced sex in the office  Dianne goes to the doctor and says Doctor Ive got a bit of a problem Ill have to take my clothes off to show you  The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe She does so and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready  Well what is it he asks  Its a bit embarrassing she replies These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs  The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is Then he suddenly asks Is your boyfriend a Harley rider  The woman blushes and says Well actually he is  Thats the problem the doctor says Tell him his earrings arent real gold