Connor is a canadian citizen who loves life and the cock  He dreams about  ft long shlongs and cant get enough of that shit  While in Cuba he hooked up with a  ft midget in a giant condom costume drenched in olive oil   hrs later Connor realized the midget was actually a tree stump   hrs later he finished up  Then he called up Marcus Ray and told him about the story of the mad tree stump bonanza  Marcus was SO intreged that they started their own fat porn business   weeks into the shoot of their first motion picture Slap the lake and ride the wave Connor developed HIV AIDs and Syphilis  Marcus was so turned on by this perdicament that they made passionate love  Will Marcus get AIDs  Tune in next time same bat time same bat channel bitches