In the mean time I guess Ive a got a song to dedicate to the biggest douchebag you are Jschnur  Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag   Hey Jschnur whys your ego so massive  You know its  AM and its dark outside You dont need those ssssunglasses  Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once  because you went on to brag about it for months and months   Yeah we all get that you think its impressive  but aint nobody impressed with how much youre bench pressing  Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age  telling all your douche bag friends that you still got game  Dear Jschnur We all agree that you are a dumb ass Why cant you see that  youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag   Dear Jschnur do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth  or boast about high school rugby and I would have went pro if it werent for my bum knee   And why you got to complain every single time your not getting laid  You douche bags are a lot of the same Dude lets go This place is full of grenades Always trying to look cool like its a full time career  Thats why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer  You got your gold chain and your wifebeater on So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon  Dear Jschnur We all agree that you are a dumb ass Why cant you see that youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag   Inconsiderate ignorant you drink you get belligerent  you think anybody finds you amusing No no no Not even a little bit  You always find a way to stop all the fun  like when you scream party foul at the top of your lungs  Dear Jschnur I caught you bragging again  Trust me man nobody gives a damn what frat you were in  You claim you hang with celebrities when you dont know any at all  But dude Im totally banging George Clooneys sister in law   No youre notcome on  Dear Jschnur We all agree that you are a dumb ass Why cant you see that youre a douche bag dodouche bag dododododouche bag Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dododododouche bag   Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room  Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag   Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk  Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag   Refusing to let go when she says no  Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag   Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird  Youre a douche bag dodouche bag dodododododouche bag  Dude its George Clooneys sister in law I swear come on where the hell is my protein shake