Some reading material   I was listening to The Ballad of JamesBWatson and was inspired to make some poetry  You are bizarre and a knob Youre a terrible bum and a snob Youre a simian loser A malodorous boozer And a boob and a fiend and a slob  You are insane and a brat Youre a miscreant mule and a prat Youre a rube and a dog An unscrupulous hog And your mind is redundant and fat  You are a putz and a mule Youre a fool and a goob and a tool Youre a brat and a goob A bum and a rube Youre creepy disgusting and cruel  You are a twit and a drunk Youre a snot and an obstinate punk Youre a spaz and a sham An androgynous ham And a pain and a schmuck and a skunk