however Thems some uglyass kids Id do her The Officer was doing his job and keeping the kids in checkBut Id call him a liar if he said he didnt enjoy watching those two kids squirm at least a little bit especially the Tearstained Mohawk NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDS What is it about video games that brings out either the manliest roars or more often the girliest shrieks in guys I was really hoping theyd make the kids wrestle at the end Now Thats a KnoyfAlso Accordian Bread  I want to punch that man in his stupid goddamn face If anything Hes asking the very same questions that people all around the world want to ask Trolling in Real Life at its finest Not everyone in this video was fatThats false advertising How the hell do you fuck up sliding WHAT THE FUCK IS THISWas anyone else expecting Dwayne The Rock Johnson showing up and just hanging out What is this bullshit These bitches cant even fight Welcome home Stifler Machines like this existing are the reason we must defeat Skynet The Penis Cam is one of the greatest inventions in use today The description said Larry was going to tackle the guy There was no tackling Larry grabbed the dude and dragged him down like a bulldog While awesome Im disappointed I imagined him flying through the automated entrance at  miles per hour and executing the perfect wheelchair joust on that motherfucker Zombie Patrick Swayze is such a kickass singer I admire his flexibility to get his leg up like that with a rollerblade on When Mona started trying to spray around Pamela I started chuckling Easy to talk with a gun in your hand fellas Thanks for saving my ass while I was too busy shitting myself and crying Officer But still fuck you pig Yall aint do shit for no oneBig Man Big Mouth Short Lifespan with them words You all can sit here and bitch about how Nicko is or is not rushing or whatever it is youre squabbling about but youre ignoring the real issue hereIs Nicko McBrain a really small dude or does he use the biggest drums and cymbals he can get his hands on He looks fucking teensy And thats The Play of the Week Back to you Phil at  My inner monologue just roared FINISH HIM My Dark Passenger demanded blood be spilt Cant tell if Gratest is a spelling error or used to describe that mans flesh This has to be a joke that all of Colombia is in oWell I reached the  and one half minute mark This isnt a joke Run while you can When did Shia Labeouf become bald and mochaskinned Violent J looks like a ghetto Humpty Dumpty So Deadpool is having his video game made by people who did Fuckin Darkwatch Im so glad I was sitting on the toilet while watching this because this is so fuckin rad Sleeveless shirts should be illegal unless you have biceps You lost me at vegetarian I could eat Lars Ulrich He is not a big man Guy in the Front Row OW OW OW OW OW Steve Hofstetter is a very handsome man Shes not very stealthy I want a pair of shorts like all of these guys Id prefer to see The Texas Rattlesnake mix it up with this thingSteve Austin would whoop its ass Im so glad Ving Rhames started rapping Youre deplorableGood for you