Becoming an admin   I have a few questions for you that you might want to give some thought to before you nominate yourself as an admin   Do you feel your love of licking balls would help you or hurt you as an administrator   Would you be willing to accept an award for  for running to WPANI WPRFCU and WPAIV every two minutes with every trivial complaint   As s official man servant would you create articles about yourself and your terrible novel just like your master did   Do you honestly believe that being Wikipedias biggest drama queen will help you impress little boys in real life   Are you willing to concede that you engage in sockpuppetry to get the attention on Wikipedia that you no longer get from daddy