YOU   your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory  you mustve been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen  shut up youll never be the man your mother is  it looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork  you dumbass  if you were twice as smart youd still be stupid  You must be the arithmetic man you add trouble subtract pleasure divide attention and multiply ignorance  I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you but the mafia wanted too much  We all sprang from apes but you didnt spring far enough   Do you have to leave so soon I was just about to poison the tea