Looking for a conversation we had Wanting to reingnite an argument long since resolved but cant find it Or maybe you just want to read what Ive said so that you can use it in a fresh argument against me Maybe youre a scientist doing research on how a yr old workshy Yorkshireman interacts with a  a   and a  when discussing very trivial Beatlesrelated matters using various  and increasingly confusing  pseudonyms Then why not look in my archives Theyre full of hilarious altercations Ive had with friends and critics and will keep you entertained for hours Why not try the random discussion generator by entering an archive and choosing a random heading then reading the relevant text  its pot luck madness Or maybe youre a publisher looking for a new form of coffee table literature with a view to making one lucky stubborn and argumentative wikipedia contributer a household name Look no further God has smiled upon you this day  I am your man More likely youre an admin looking to see how many times Ive been blocked before so you can give me a really big block becuase Ive called a fellow wikipedian a fucking useless tosser Ill kill you  let me save you some time I have never once been blocked yes that ought to do What a good cover