Notable Contributions    Chuck Norris invented the internet  Chuck Norris founded the United States of America and later carved Mount Rushmoore with a single       roundhouse kick  Chuck Norris went back in time and scared away the British during the American Revolution  Chuck Norris has broken the land speed record with his right foot Twice  The chief export of the US is Chuck Norris The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain  US troops cannot find Osama bin Ladin because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and he      disintegrated  The Grand Canyon was formed by Chuck Norris pee  Mount Everest is actually one of Chuck Norris frozen snowcovered piles of crap