The National Fat Cunt Prevention Board   My name is Norman and Im from the Fat Cunt Prevention Board It has been brought to our attention that you are a fat cunt and I have been asked to investigate your case Please contact me at   Penis Lane Penistown  Or you could fly out and visit me Apparently you can now fly direct to Penistown with Penis Airways from Dublin Airport   Anyway let me know if you are a fat cunt as if you are a fat cunt we need to murder you   Toodles