UNBLOCK ME YOU ASSHOES   unblockHAHAHAHA  One of my favorite and most vivid memories was of a party I attended in high school It was near the end of the year and everyone was letting loose The party had not gotten too badly out of control and was finally winding down  I was dating Karen at the time Wed been going out for about six months We knew our time together was growing short since wed soon be heading off to college she to Radcliffe and I to Johns Hopkins We were taking every chance we could to be intimate Id been with a few girls before but Karen had been my first long term intimate relationship and wed taught each other lots  The party was at Keiths house and we were helping him clean up There were only six of us left Karen and I Keith his girlfriend Linda Tom and his girlfriend Sue Linda lived just a few doors down and had invited Karen and Sue to spend the night Tom was going to spend the night at Keiths house Conveniently Lindas parents were out of town until tomorrow noon so nobody really had anywhere they had to go and once wed done a fair job of cleaning up we are able to sit back and relax  Keith was my best friend We had a lot in common even if we were a bit of a Mutt and Jeff in appearance Both of us tall I had a wide body result of my Hawaiian ancestry while he was lean and blonde Im  but he had a good  inches on me and had long hair past his shoulders Mine is brown and curly and usually just goes whereever it wants Im strong as an ox hes lean and fast But we had similar taste in women On more than one occasion I teased him that there was no way he deserved to be with Linda our highschool goddess and he was extremely envious that I had Karen our bigbreasted sexy bombshell as my partner  Karen and Sue were close friends If wed had Diana here the triumvirate would have been complete They had all been innocents until that year Diana was dating and Karen told me that she and Ryan were almost there doing everything except the final act Karen hadnt done much of anything until wed gotten together But we didnt let grass grow under us and we made up for a lot of lost time Wed had sex plenty and shed sucked me off more times than I can count Id even fucked her incredible tits a couple of times Sue it turns out was the late bloomer She was still an innocent according to Karen Kissing was as far as shed gone although it seems shed rubbed Toms dick through his pants and hed had his hands on her mound even if the underwear was still in the way But Karen was hinting that this party might be Toms lucky night  We were joking about some of the antics that had been going on at the party Linda in particular was a lurker shed sit back and watch all the activities at the party and was always good for a few laughs  There were some really desperate people here tonight she said Can you believe Gary tried to get a game of Spin the Bottle going  I cant say I really blame him I answered with a grin Not every guy there is as fortunate as us to have such gorgeous girlfriends or any girlfriend for that matter Hell I wouldnd mind playing it now That earned me a poke in the ribs from Karen  Sue chimed in Why is it that every party ends up with some lame guy trying to start some stupid game like Spin the Bottle Post Office or Strip Poker  Now thats a stupid question Keith answered  And why is that Linda asked pointedly  Isnt it obvious Keith replied  No Linda and Sue answered in unison  Do you want to tell them Keith asked me with a nod  So I explained the obvious Because they ARE desperate  and sometimes it works  Oh please Karen said  Keith was a real instigator You guys have never played Spin the Bottle  The girls looked at each other Maybe a few times but certainly not in the last year Linda finally answered  And how about Truth or Dare Keith continued egging them on  Well sure but usually only with people we know really well Karen answered this time  Usually Keith echoed with a grin And its not like youve never played Strip Poker  The girls looked at each other quietly no one answering  Oh come on I teased Karen I know youve played Strip Poker  Not really I watched part of a game but then they chased everyone not playing out of the room Why I suppose youve played it She asked with a dangerous tone in her voice  Sort of In camp we started a game but it got raided before we got anywhere I confessed drawing a laugh from the guys Laugh it up go ahead Have you guys played it to completion  That shut them up  Ill get the cards Linda said  What Sue almost leaped out of her chair Karen echoed her moments later  If Karens gossip was to be believed Sue had never done more than kissed Not even a handjob for poor Toms troubles I wasnt surprised that she was against the idea  Come on Linda urged We cant possibly graduate high school and never have played Strip Poker And if you were ever going to play can you think of a better crowd to play it with  She had a point there We were all good friends and nobody in this group would look bad in the buff Wed all seen each other in pretty immodest attire as it was and most of us had seen at least one other aunaturel Plus we could all keep a confidence within the group  Keith was about to say something and I kicked him hard He looked at me and I shook my head I wanted to grab him by the collar and shake him Let the girls talk each other into it and we stood a pretty good chance but if we acted like we wanted this wed be shot down in moments This gave me an idea  Its pretty late anyway and it could get a little awkward I said Now Tom was looking daggers at me  Geez Jack Dont you want to finish your camp game Were not going to bite Karen teased belying her words with a nibble on my shoulder  No you guys cant back down now Linda insisted  So maybe you and I can play our own game Keith told Linda getting the feel of where I was going  Hell just get the cards Linda Sue finally spoke up Theyll play or well just go home  I couldnt believe it The most likely impediment to this game getting off the ground had just threatened to leave if we didnt play  Alleluia      We sat around Keiths dinner table beers at hand while I shuffled the cards How do we play I asked  How did you play last time at camp Sue asked Her words were a bit slurred she was still drinking and was by far the smallest person present Come to think of it Id never seen her drunk I guess theres a first time for everything Maybe a couple of firsts for Sue tonight  We played straight poker and the winner could choose one person to remove an item I told them  How did that work Tom asked  Not really good We had five girls and two guys We had snuck into their side of camp and we were losing badly I admitted How did they play the game you were watching I asked Karen  It was crazy All the losers lost clothing In like three hands everyone was halfnaked She told us  Ouch Linda laughed Were NOT playing that one  We could play with chips and have to buy new chips with clothing Tom suggested  Too complicated Linda answered  How about  card draw and the lowest hand loses an item Tom offered  Keith spoke up Theres really no incentive to win All you care is that you dont lose  No that might work I said offering up my two cents How about this we play  card draw with the loser removing one item Also the winner can make one OTHER person remove an item OR drink a shot Their choice  I watched them ponder that one A little faster a little more risky and more incentive to win Plus you couldnt pick on one person too badly  I like it Linda finally said  Me too Karen added and soon we were all agreeing to play Jacks Strip and Sip Poker  So deal em up Keith said  One second It was Sue She wasnt backing down was she How many items does everybody have  We had to agree that shoes could be counted individually and socks were counted as one item We all had between  and  items So the sevens stripped down to six and we gave Linda who didnt know where her shoes were and wasnt wearing socks a hat and my shirt I had a tshirt underneath to go with her dress panties and bra and we agreed to count her watch We were almost ready to begin  Keith what do you have for shots Tom asked  Tequila Scotch and Vodka he answered looking in his parents bar He pulled out the Tequila and Scotch We better stick to these the Vodka is almost empty and they might notice if we clean em out The other bottles were huge and only a third empty so we probably wouldnt get busted We still had beer outside if it came down to it  Once we had played about halfadozen hands it became clear that Tom Sue and Linda didnt know much about playing poker They lost