public static String distribute(int age) {
        if (age < 0 || age > 100) {
            return ERROR;
        } else if (age > 65) {
            return "The Golden Years";
        } else if (age > 25) {
            return "Working for the man";
        } else if (age > 18) {
            return "College";
        } else if (age > 14) {
            return "High school";
        } else if (age > 11) {
            return "Middle school";
        } else if (age > 4) {
            return "Elementary school";
        } else if (age > 2) {
            return "Preschool Maniac";
        } else {
            return "Still in Mama's arms";
        }
    }