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Famous Insults: "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."William Faulkner(about Ernest Hemingway)
Famous Insults: "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."Winston Churchill
Famous Insults: "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."Clarence Darrow
Shakespeare Insults: Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven.
Shakespeare Insults: Thou sham'st the music of sweet newsBy playing it to me with so sour a face.
Shakespeare Insults: Thou burly-boned fat-kidneyed minnow!
Shakespeare Insults: Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
Height Insults: You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.
Height Insults: You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.
Height Insults: You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.
Money Insults: You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!
Money Insults: You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
Money Insults: You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.
Money Insults: You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
Money Insults: You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trash can from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, "I am moving my houseto another place it's too noisy out there!"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
Yo Momma Insults: Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Bald Insults: You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men haselected you president.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
Bald Insults: You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Idiot Insults: Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
Idiot Insults: You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.
Rude Insults: You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
Rude Insults: Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
Relationship Insults: Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Relationship Insults: They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
Ugly Insults: Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
Rude Insults: I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
Rude Insults: If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Mean Insults: If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Good Comebacks: If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
Good Comebacks: I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Classic Insults: How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
Idiot Insults: Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Casual Insults: You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
Ugly Insults: You should shower so the firemen don't chase you with a hose every day
Ugly Insults: By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
Height Insults: You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!
Girl Insults: Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
Ugly Insults: Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
Good Comebacks: You asked for my number I said.. 1-800 Dream On !!
Fat Insults: You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
Good Comebacks: Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
Idiot Insults: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong.
Ugly Insults: Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Ugly Insults: Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her pants.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was the moon
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
House Insults: Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
Idiot Insults: You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
Casual Insults: If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
Ugly Insults: Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Relationship Insults: If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
Idiot Insults: I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
Good Comebacks: Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
Good Comebacks: Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Idiot Insults: I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
Idiot Insults: When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Idiot Insults: What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
Good Comebacks: If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
Idiot Insults: You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... huh?
Casual Insults: Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
Rude Insults: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Mean Insults: Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
Idiot Insults: Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Idiot Insults: The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.
Idiot Insults: The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Idiot Insults: If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
Mean Insults: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
Bald Insults: Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
Idiot Insults: Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
Ugly Insults: The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
Ugly Insults: You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
Idiot Insults: Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Mean Insults: You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a' shit wagon!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a ketchup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Idiot Insults: So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Good Comebacks: Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Idiot Insults: If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
: If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
: I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
: I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Idiot Insults: I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
: I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Idiot Insults: He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Idiot Insults: He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Ugly Insults: Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Rude Insults: Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Idiot Insults: A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.
Idiot Insults: A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
Nerd Insults: A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Good Comebacks: I admire your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
Mean Insults: I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
: You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
Mean Insults: You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
Mean Insults: No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
: I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
: I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
Mean Insults: You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Relationship Insults: I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
Idiot Insults: When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
Rude Insults: You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
Mean Insults: I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
Yo Momma Insults: The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.
Relationship Insults: Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
Fat Insults: Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Fat Insults: Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
Fat Insults: You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take his word for it!
Fat Insults: You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Fat Insults: You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance!
Fat Insults: You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
Ugly Insults: Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
Ugly Insults: Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
Ugly Insults: Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.
Ugly Insults: She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
Ugly Insults: She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.
Idiot Insults: Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
Idiot Insults: Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Idiot Insults: Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Idiot Insults: Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Idiot Insults: You're so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Idiot Insults: You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Idiot Insults: You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
Idiot Insults: You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Mean Insults: I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
Mean Insults: I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
Mean Insults: I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
Idiot Insults: Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Ugly Insults: I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
: Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Mean Insults: Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
Idiot Insults: Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Ugly Insults: You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!
: If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
: I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Idiot Insults: You're about as much use as a Betamax video recorder.
Ugly Insults: Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
Idiot Insults: Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Ugly Insults: Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Idiot Insults: Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
Fat Insults: You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
Rude Insults: I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
Mean Insults: The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
Mean Insults: We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
Mean Insults: Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
Ugly Insults: Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Idiot Insults: Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
Idiot Insults: I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
Idiot Insults: I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
Ugly Insults: Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Rude Insults: Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Mean Insults: You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
Rude Insults: Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
Fat Insults: They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
Good Comebacks: You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
Mean Insults: You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
Good Comebacks: At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Rude Insults: You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
Casual Insults: You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
Idiot Insults: They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
Idiot Insults: You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
Idiot Insults: A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
Rude Insults: You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
Good Comebacks: Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
Ugly Insults: If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
Casual Insults: I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
Good Comebacks: I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
Rude Insults: I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!