gergei/funnyinsults huggingface dataset:
Rude Insults: The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
Mean Insults: So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
Ugly Insults: Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
Ugly Insults: I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
Ugly Insults: Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
Ugly Insults: I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
Ugly Insults: If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
Good Comebacks: You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
Relationship Insults: I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
Rude Insults: Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Rude Insults: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Fat Insults: Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
Idiot Insults: When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
Relationship Insults: They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
Ugly Insults: You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
Good Comebacks: I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
Mean Insults: You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
Good Comebacks: If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
Rude Insults: Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Casual Insults: When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
Good Comebacks: You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
Good Comebacks: I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
Idiot Insults: Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
Good Comebacks: At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
Casual Insults: You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Rude Insults: I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
Mean Insults: You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
Good Comebacks: You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
Idiot Insults: Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
Mean Insults: Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Rude Insults: You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
Good Comebacks: Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Rude Insults: People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
Rude Insults: Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
Ugly Insults: I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
Good Comebacks: Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Idiot Insults: You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Mean Insults: When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
Rude Insults: In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
Old People Insults: I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
Casual Insults: You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
Casual Insults: I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
Mean Insults: I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
Rude Insults: I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
Rude Insults: You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
Rude Insults: You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
Rude Insults: Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Rude Insults: You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Rude Insults: I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
Rude Insults: I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
Idiot Insults: You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
Idiot Insults: You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
Idiot Insults: For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
Mean Insults: I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
Relationship Insults: You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
Rude Insults: After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
Mean Insults: They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
Mean Insults: I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
Family Insults: Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
Rude Insults: All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
Ugly Insults: You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
Mean Insults: I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
Mean Insults: I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
Mean Insults: It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
Idiot Insults: We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Rude Insults: We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
Ugly Insults: A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
Idiot Insults: You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
Rude Insults: Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
Ugly Insults: I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
Mean Insults: We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
Ugly Insults: We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
Mean Insults: When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Rude Insults: The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
Rude Insults: Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
Rude Insults: We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
Mean Insults: We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
Idiot Insults: In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
Mean Insults: You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
Mean Insults: You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
Rude Insults: Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
Rude Insults: I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Ugly Insults: All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
Good Comebacks: There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Casual Insults: I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
Relationship Insults: You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
Rude Insults: You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
Rude Insults: Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
Mean Insults: I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
Good Comebacks: I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
Rude Insults: I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Ugly Insults: No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Ugly Insults: I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
Mean Insults: All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Rude Insults: You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
Rude Insults: When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
Rude Insults: Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Mean Insults: People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Mean Insults: Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
Mean Insults: I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
Mean Insults: I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
Rude Insults: I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
Rude Insults: I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
Rude Insults: I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
Ugly Insults: The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
Idiot Insults: People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
Idiot Insults: Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
Casual Insults: I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
Mean Insults: Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
Mean Insults: If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Mean Insults: I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
Mean Insults: You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Mean Insults: People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Good Comebacks: You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Idiot Insults: They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
Idiot Insults: I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
Mean Insults: Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Mean Insults: If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
Famous Insults: It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before."If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Famous Insults: He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
Rude Insults: If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
Rude Insults: Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
Ugly Insults: I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Ugly Insults: Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?