gergei/funnyinsults huggingface dataset:
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Relationship Insults: Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
Good Comebacks: I would tell you to go fuck yourself but Iâ€™m pretty sure youâ€™d be disappointed.
Good Comebacks: Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
Girl Insults: Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
Good Comebacks: I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
Casual Insults: You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
Idiot Insults: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Girl Insults: At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
Nerd Insults: Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
Idiot Insults: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
Casual Insults: Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
Good Comebacks: You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
Idiot Insults: You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
Guy Insults: You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Suck my dick!Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
Rude Insults: You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
Rude Insults: Insult: Are you 5?Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
Good Comebacks: It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Why are you so fat?Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
Idiot Insults: You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
Nerd Insults: Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Classic Insults: Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
Good Comebacks: If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
Rude Insults: You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're a pussy.Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
Guy Insults: You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
Ugly Insults: You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
Idiot Insults: It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
Casual Insults: It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
Ugly Insults: If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
Ugly Insults: What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
Girl Insults: Roses are red,Violets are blue,I feel bad for the guys,That end up with you.
Mean Insults: Twinkle twinkle little star,I want to hit you with my car,Throw you off a cliff so high,I hope you break your neck and die.
Girl Insults: Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
Family Insults: I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
Good Comebacks: I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
Good Comebacks: You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
Girl Insults: I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
Idiot Insults: Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
Family Insults: Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
Good Comebacks: Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
Good Comebacks: Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Nerd Insults: Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
Good Comebacks: I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"My name wasn't in the results.
Casual Insults: Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
Girl Insults: I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
Rude Insults: I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
Guy Insults: Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
Mean Insults: I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
Casual Insults: Two things:1. Where have you been all my life?2. Can you please go back there?
Good Comebacks: I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
Good Comebacks: I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
Good Comebacks: I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
Girl Insults: I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Good Comebacks: Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
Good Comebacks: I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
Casual Insults: Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
Good Comebacks: Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
Casual Insults: The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
Good Comebacks: No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
Idiot Insults: You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
Girl Insults: I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
Idiot Insults: I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
Relationship Insults: You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!
Good Comebacks: I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
Good Comebacks: The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
Rude Insults: Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
Good Comebacks: I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you.
Good Comebacks: I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
Idiot Insults: Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
Ugly Insults: I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
Good Comebacks: Oh, what was that? I couldn't hear you with all your shit clogging up my ear!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Girl Insults: I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
Good Comebacks: My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life.
Girl Insults: That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
Good Comebacks: There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.
Rude Insults: Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
Ugly Insults: Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
Mean Insults: You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
Fat Insults: Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
Girl Insults: Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
Casual Insults: Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it.Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?
Rude Insults: You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
Mean Insults: Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
Mean Insults: "When I think about you, I touch myself."Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
Idiot Insults: You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
Good Comebacks: If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Good Comebacks: Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?
Girl Insults: You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
Girl Insults: Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Mean Insults: Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
Ugly Insults: Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
Casual Insults: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Relationship Insults: You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
Good Comebacks: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
Idiot Insults: I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
Mean Insults: After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
Casual Insults: Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
Girl Insults: Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Mean Insults: Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Suck my dick!Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
Good Comebacks: Person: You are what you eat.Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.
Good Comebacks: Person: What are you looking at?Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
Idiot Insults: The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
Good Comebacks: Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.
Girl Insults: Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
Girl Insults: Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
Good Comebacks: If you have a problem with me, please kindly write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and put it in your ass.
Casual Insults: Twinkle twinkle little snitch,Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
Rude Insults: Twinkle twinkle little slut,You like dick inside your butt.
Good Comebacks: Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
Ugly Insults: Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
Idiot Insults: It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
Casual Insults: I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
Rude Insults: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
Mean Insults: Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Idiot Insults: You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
Girl Insults: Twinkle Twinkle little slut,Name a guy you haven't f*cked,Was he skinny, was he tall,Nevermind you did them all.
House Insults: Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
Girl Insults: What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
Idiot Insults: I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
Casual Insults: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
Girl Insults: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Ugly Insults: Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Good Comebacks: Bully: You're stupid!Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
Ugly Insults: I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
Good Comebacks: Bully: Give me your money!Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night.
Idiot Insults: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
Girl Insults: I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
Good Comebacks: If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd throw the switch.
Casual Insults: I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
Good Comebacks: Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
Idiot Insults: I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
Ugly Insults: I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
Ugly Insults: I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
Idiot Insults: I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Good Comebacks: I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.
Good Comebacks: Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
Good Comebacks: I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
Classic Insults: The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit.
Fat Insults: Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
Mean Insults: Before I met you I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
Good Comebacks: Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
Good Comebacks: And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
Religion Insults: Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks youâ€™re an asshole.
Old People Insults: Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.
Casual Insults: Roses are red,violets are blue,I can honestly say,it sucks to be you.
Idiot Insults: You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
Good Comebacks: I'd like to say I am happy youâ€™re here. Iâ€™d like to.
Good Comebacks: Roses are red,Violets are blue,When they gave out lives,Where were you?
Casual Insults: I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
Good Comebacks: Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Idiot Insults: You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Fat Insults: Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
Fat Insults: You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
Fat Insults: Person: Does this dress make me look fat?You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
Good Comebacks: I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Good Comebacks: If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...
Good Comebacks: Person: Haven't I seen you some place before?You: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Fat Insults: Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
Casual Insults: If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
Ugly Insults: They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
Ugly Insults: Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
Good Comebacks: No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.
Money Insults: You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.
Mean Insults: Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
Mean Insults: I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
Good Comebacks: I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole
Height Insults: Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
Mean Insults: When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
Good Comebacks: Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
Height Insults: I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.
Good Comebacks: Roses are red,Violets are blue,PornHub is down,Your mother's Facebook will do.
Ugly Insults: Insult: You're ugly!Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
Casual Insults: Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
Mean Insults: If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
Relationship Insults: Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Mean Insults: I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
Casual Insults: You: What is the difference between you and an apple?Them: I don't knowYou: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
Mean Insults: The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
Mean Insults: When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
Girl Insults: Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
Rude Insults: Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
Mean Insults: I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
Relationship Insults: If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.
Good Comebacks: You have your head so far up your ass, you can chew your food twice.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mommaâ€™s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.
Rude Insults: What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
Ugly Insults: Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Have your balls dropped yet?You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Rude Insults: Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
House Insults: Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
Mean Insults: Person: My Parents are dead...Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
Good Comebacks: Fucked your mom last night.Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!
Casual Insults: Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
Mean Insults: Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
Good Comebacks: I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.
Mean Insults: If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.
Good Comebacks: I'm not ignoring you. I'm just holding my breath hoping that I pass out.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Guy Insults: Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
Idiot Insults: Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
Good Comebacks: You get 10 times more chicks than me? 10 times 0 is 0.
Casual Insults: Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
Rude Insults: Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
Guy Insults: Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
Girl Insults: Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Mean Insults: I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
Good Comebacks: Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
Girl Insults: Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
Casual Insults: I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
Rude Insults: I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
Ugly Insults: Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
Girl Insults: Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
Good Comebacks: Excuse me, I can't hear you over the sound of how wrong you are.
Relationship Insults: You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
Mean Insults: When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
Mean Insults: I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.