gergei/funnyinsults huggingface dataset:
Fat Insults: I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
Fat Insults: You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
Good Comebacks: You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're gay.Comeback: Well I'm straighter than the pole you dance on.
Good Comebacks: You're so uptight, if I stuck a piece of coal up your ass, within a week it would be a diamond.
Mean Insults: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
Ugly Insults: Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
Fat Insults: You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
Ugly Insults: Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
Girl Insults: I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
Old People Insults: You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
Girl Insults: You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
Idiot Insults: Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
Good Comebacks: I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night.
Idiot Insults: If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
Old People Insults: You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Ugly Insults: What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
Rude Insults: The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
Mean Insults: I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
Good Comebacks: Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
Ugly Insults: Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
Idiot Insults: So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Idiot Insults: Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Girl Insults: If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
Fat Insults: If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
Mean Insults: You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
Ugly Insults: Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
Idiot Insults: Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
Mean Insults: You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
Casual Insults: I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Good Comebacks: Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.
Casual Insults: Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
Good Comebacks: If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
Rude Insults: To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Suck my dick.Comeback: Get one first!
Good Comebacks: *Sneeze* Oh, excuse me! I'm allergic to bullshit.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Ugly Insults: Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
Idiot Insults: I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
Good Comebacks: Cool story bro, now when's the part when I give a fuck?
Casual Insults: You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
Mean Insults: Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
Ugly Insults: If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
Good Comebacks: Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Casual Insults: Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
Bald Insults: You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
Casual Insults: I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
Good Comebacks: Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?
Rude Insults: If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
Good Comebacks: Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
Relationship Insults: Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Good Comebacks: I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're gay.Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
Relationship Insults: Ex: You'll never find someone like me.You: That's the point.
Mean Insults: Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
Rude Insults: You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
Ugly Insults: I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
Ugly Insults: It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Nerd Insults: Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
Rude Insults: Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
Ugly Insults: Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
Rude Insults: You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
Ugly Insults: I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
Skinny Insults: The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
Rude Insults: I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You ruined it.Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Kiss my ass.Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
Mean Insults: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
Religion Insults: What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
Girl Insults: That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Old People Insults: You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
Mean Insults: I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Good Comebacks: I can't listen to you right now.  I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
Ugly Insults: You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
Good Comebacks: If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
Good Comebacks: Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're a piece of shit.Comeback: And you're the paper that wipes it.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
Family Insults: Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
Casual Insults: If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
Casual Insults: I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
Fat Insults: Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
Fat Insults: You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
Nerd Insults: This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
Good Comebacks: You want me to call Hugh Hefner?Cause he loves pussies like you.
Girl Insults: You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when michael jackson saw you, he got scared and his skin turn back into black.
Idiot Insults: You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Good Comebacks: You're just mad because your Dad has a bigger pussy than you. And it's pinker.
Girl Insults: You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!
Relationship Insults: Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
Good Comebacks: Insult: You suck.Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
Height Insults: You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...
Bald Insults: You: First one to the MOON!*Touches the Bald guy*
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
Ugly Insults: Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
Ugly Insults: Person: What are you looking at?You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.
Good Comebacks: Person 1: Can't you take a joke?Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
Good Comebacks: Insult: FUCK YOU!Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
Rude Insults: You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
Idiot Insults: You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
Rude Insults: Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
Good Comebacks: Person 1: What are you looking at?Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out
Good Comebacks: Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
Mean Insults: You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself.Person: Why?You: So you can go fuck yourself!
Casual Insults: Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
Idiot Insults: If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Idiot Insults: You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
Mean Insults: You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
House Insults: Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.
Nerd Insults: You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
Nerd Insults: Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
Good Comebacks: When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
Casual Insults: Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
Rude Insults: If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.
Height Insults: Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
Good Comebacks: If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Mean Insults: You only make 5 things; mistakes, ugly babies, cigarette ashes, bad sex and the shit coming out of your mouth.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
Rude Insults: You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
Classic Insults: I have an idea!  Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
Fat Insults: You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
Good Comebacks: For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
Mean Insults: Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
Ugly Insults: Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!
Rude Insults: 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
Ugly Insults: If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
Ugly Insults: Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.
Girl Insults: You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
House Insults: Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You have no dick.Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
Good Comebacks: She spread a rumor about me?Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
Ugly Insults: If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.
Yo Momma Insults: You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
Good Comebacks: Insult: You fail!Comeback: Your dad's condom failed!Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're stupid.Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
Rude Insults: Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
Ugly Insults: (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
Mean Insults: I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
Casual Insults: If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
Good Comebacks: I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Bitch!Comeback: At least I'm not yours.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
Mean Insults: Insult: Shut up.Comeback: Make meComeback Insult:  I don't make bullshit.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You smell.Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
Ugly Insults: Why did the chicken cross the road?To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Why are you so stupid?Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
Good Comebacks: Insult: FAIL!Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
Mean Insults: Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
Good Comebacks: I have heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice crispies!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
Good Comebacks: Insult: This is boring!Comeback: So was your Mom last night.
Height Insults: Short person: How's the weather up there?Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
Good Comebacks: Can you eat a banana sideways? Cause you have a big mouth.
Rude Insults: If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're jealous!Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
Mean Insults: At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
Mean Insults: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
Good Comebacks: Girl:You suck.Comeback: That reminds me we've got an appointment tomorrow at 5 o'clock, don't be late.
Rude Insults: You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
Yo Momma Insults: Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
Good Comebacks: Insult: Suck my dick!Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
Nerd Insults: Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
Political Insults: If pro is the opposite of con, what would be the opposite of progress?
Good Comebacks: Guy 1: Why are you so fat?Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
Casual Insults: Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
Ginger Insults: The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
Nerd Insults: If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
Good Comebacks: I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
Girl Insults: If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Classic Insults: I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car.  Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???
Casual Insults: If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
Girl Insults: She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
Relationship Insults: Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Relationship Insults: Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
Religion Insults: If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
Old People Insults: You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
Ugly Insults: If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
Girl Insults: Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
Ugly Insults: I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
Idiot Insults: I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
Nerd Insults: Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
Casual Insults: Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!
Good Comebacks: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today,but on closer inspection it said thick cut.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
Ginger Insults: Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
Good Comebacks: There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!
Good Comebacks: You should keep some lube with you, so it doesn't hurt as bad the next time you FUCK ME OVER!