gergei/funnyinsults huggingface dataset:
Good Comebacks: I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
Skinny Insults: I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
Fat Insults: Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
Ginger Insults: What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.
Mean Insults: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Good Comebacks: Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;
Good Comebacks: What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
Mean Insults: i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.
Good Comebacks: Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.
Famous Insults: "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
Idiot Insults: If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.
Money Insults: You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
Nerd Insults: There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Relationship Insults: Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
Family Insults: Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
Rude Insults: The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
Bald Insults: You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You fail.Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.
Good Comebacks: I'm not kissing you even if your mouth is cleaner then the humans
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're a PUSSY!Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
Political Insults: Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Casual Insults: Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.
Money Insults: You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
Money Insults: You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.
Good Comebacks: Me: Why do you have no dick.You: I do.Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
Good Comebacks: Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!
Ugly Insults: Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.
Good Comebacks: Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
Relationship Insults: Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
Idiot Insults: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Ginger Insults: What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
Height Insults: You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.
Good Comebacks: If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!
Ugly Insults: I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Ginger Insults: At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
Good Comebacks: If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.
Rude Insults: I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for  drinking on the job!
Yo Momma Insults: Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
Relationship Insults: Roses are red,Violets are blue,Garbage is dumped,And so are you.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.She already uses your Dad's dick.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
Mean Insults: I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.
Ginger Insults: Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
Nerd Insults: You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
Ugly Insults: If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
Rude Insults: Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
Good Comebacks: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
Good Comebacks: Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Casual Insults: Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
Good Comebacks: Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.
Girl Insults: Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Good Comebacks: If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
Yo Momma Insults: When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
Mean Insults: I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Idiot Insults: Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
Casual Insults: No one asked me how my day was.Person says: How was your day?You:  Like your mom's penis, long and hard
Mean Insults: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Fat Insults: You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.
Mean Insults: God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
Good Comebacks: You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
Good Comebacks: Iâ€™ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
Good Comebacks: If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
Rude Insults: I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
Good Comebacks: Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!
Old People Insults: You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
Good Comebacks: Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.
Fat Insults: Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
Good Comebacks: I couldâ€™ve sworn I heard something. Maybe it was just escaping gas.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
Rude Insults: Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
Rude Insults: When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
Good Comebacks: If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
Yo Momma Insults: Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
Yo Momma Insults: Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
Good Comebacks: Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
Ugly Insults: If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
Ugly Insults: You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
Ugly Insults: Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
Casual Insults: You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
Good Comebacks: You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
Girl Insults: Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
Mean Insults: I'm gonna get you a condom.  That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
Rude Insults: Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
Ginger Insults: Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
Yo Momma Insults: Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
Girl Insults: If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.
Good Comebacks: Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
Girl Insults: If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!
Good Comebacks: If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Idiot Insults: I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
Bald Insults: You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Family Insults: I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
Ugly Insults: Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Relationship Insults: Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Good Comebacks: You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
Good Comebacks: Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
Fat Insults: It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
Mean Insults: Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
Family Insults: To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
Height Insults: You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
Ugly Insults: You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
Girl Insults: They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.
Good Comebacks: I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
Good Comebacks: You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Good Comebacks: Insult: You're a fail.Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
Good Comebacks: You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
Fat Insults: Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
Height Insults: You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
Family Insults: You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
Fat Insults: At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Height Insults: You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
Idiot Insults: You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
Ugly Insults: The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
Good Comebacks: FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
Mean Insults: God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
Idiot Insults: Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Ugly Insults: Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
Idiot Insults: Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
Mean Insults: How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Rude Insults: He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
Rude Insults: He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
Rude Insults: He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
Good Comebacks: You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
Family Insults: Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
Old People Insults: Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
Nerd Insults: You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
Nerd Insults: You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
Nerd Insults: You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
Nerd Insults: The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
Nerd Insults: Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
Idiot Insults: You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.
Nerd Insults: You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out
Religion Insults: *to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
Good Comebacks: I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!
Ugly Insults: Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Skinny Insults: You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!
Girl Insults: Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
Good Comebacks: Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur
Good Comebacks: The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Good Comebacks: I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
Good Comebacks: You're so low, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.
Fat Insults: You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
Good Comebacks: You asked for my number and I said 1-800 kiss my ass
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
Yo Momma Insults: Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the richter scale!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!
Nerd Insults: Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?
Nerd Insults: I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.
Fat Insults: I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
Fat Insults: You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
Ugly Insults: It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Mean Insults: You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Old People Insults: Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
Family Insults: You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
Idiot Insults: So you've changed your mind. Does the new one work any better?
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!
Yo Momma Insults: Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo Momma Insults: Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
Ugly Insults: I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Idiot Insults: Yo momma's so stupid she sold her camera to buy film.
Ginger Insults: At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
Good Comebacks: If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Idiot Insults: He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
Good Comebacks: I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Relationship Insults: I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Ugly Insults: You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
Famous Insults: "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."Billy Wilder
Famous Insults: "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."Stephen Bishop
Famous Insults: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."Winston Churchill's response to George Bernard Shaw
Famous Insults: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one."George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
Famous Insults: "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."Oscar Wilde
Famous Insults: "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."Mark Twain
Famous Insults: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."Groucho Marx
Famous Insults: "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"Ernest Hemingway(about William Faulkner)